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Then being asked, where all thy beauty lies, - Where all the treasure of thy lusty days; - To say within thine own deep sunken eyes, - Were an all-eating shame, and thriftless praise. - How much more praise deserved thy beauty's use, - If thou couldst answer 'This fair child of mine - Shall sum my count, and make my old excuse' - Proving his beauty by succession thine. - This were to be new made when thou art old, - And see thy blood warm when thou feel'st it cold. - - - 3 - Look in thy glass and tell the face thou viewest, - Now is the time that face should form another, - Whose fresh repair if now thou not renewest, - Thou dost beguile the world, unbless some mother. - For where is she so fair whose uneared womb - Disdains the tillage of thy husbandry? - Or who is he so fond will be the tomb, - Of his self-love to stop posterity? - Thou art thy mother's glass and she in thee - Calls back the lovely April of her prime, - So thou through windows of thine age shalt see, - Despite of wrinkles this thy golden time. - But if thou live remembered not to be, - Die single and thine image dies with thee. - - - 4 - Unthrifty loveliness why dost thou spend, - Upon thy self thy beauty's legacy? - Nature's bequest gives nothing but doth lend, - And being frank she lends to those are free: - Then beauteous niggard why dost thou abuse, - The bounteous largess given thee to give? - Profitless usurer why dost thou use - So great a sum of sums yet canst not live? - For having traffic with thy self alone, - Thou of thy self thy sweet self dost deceive, - Then how when nature calls thee to be gone, - What acceptable audit canst thou leave? - Thy unused beauty must be tombed with thee, - Which used lives th' executor to be. - - - 5 - Those hours that with gentle work did frame - The lovely gaze where every eye doth dwell - Will play the tyrants to the very same, - And that unfair which fairly doth excel: - For never-resting time leads summer on - To hideous winter and confounds him there, - Sap checked with frost and lusty leaves quite gone, - Beauty o'er-snowed and bareness every where: - Then were not summer's distillation left - A liquid prisoner pent in walls of glass, - Beauty's effect with beauty were bereft, - Nor it nor no remembrance what it was. - But flowers distilled though they with winter meet, - Leese but their show, their substance still lives sweet. - - - 6 - Then let not winter's ragged hand deface, - In thee thy summer ere thou be distilled: - Make sweet some vial; treasure thou some place, - With beauty's treasure ere it be self-killed: - That use is not forbidden usury, - Which happies those that pay the willing loan; - That's for thy self to breed another thee, - Or ten times happier be it ten for one, - Ten times thy self were happier than thou art, - If ten of thine ten times refigured thee: - Then what could death do if thou shouldst depart, - Leaving thee living in posterity? - Be not self-willed for thou art much too fair, - To be death's conquest and make worms thine heir. - - - 7 - Lo in the orient when the gracious light - Lifts up his burning head, each under eye - Doth homage to his new-appearing sight, - Serving with looks his sacred majesty, - And having climbed the steep-up heavenly hill, - Resembling strong youth in his middle age, - Yet mortal looks adore his beauty still, - Attending on his golden pilgrimage: - But when from highmost pitch with weary car, - Like feeble age he reeleth from the day, - The eyes (fore duteous) now converted are - From his low tract and look another way: - So thou, thy self out-going in thy noon: - Unlooked on diest unless thou get a son. - - - 8 - Music to hear, why hear'st thou music sadly? - Sweets with sweets war not, joy delights in joy: - Why lov'st thou that which thou receiv'st not gladly, - Or else receiv'st with pleasure thine annoy? - If the true concord of well-tuned sounds, - By unions married do offend thine ear, - They do but sweetly chide thee, who confounds - In singleness the parts that thou shouldst bear: - Mark how one string sweet husband to another, - Strikes each in each by mutual ordering; - Resembling sire, and child, and happy mother, - Who all in one, one pleasing note do sing: - Whose speechless song being many, seeming one, - Sings this to thee, 'Thou single wilt prove none'. - - - 9 - Is it for fear to wet a widow's eye, - That thou consum'st thy self in single life? - Ah, if thou issueless shalt hap to die, - The world will wail thee like a makeless wife, - The world will be thy widow and still weep, - That thou no form of thee hast left behind, - When every private widow well may keep, - By children's eyes, her husband's shape in mind: - Look what an unthrift in the world doth spend - Shifts but his place, for still the world enjoys it; - But beauty's waste hath in the world an end, - And kept unused the user so destroys it: - No love toward others in that bosom sits - That on himself such murd'rous shame commits. - - - 10 - For shame deny that thou bear'st love to any - Who for thy self art so unprovident. - Grant if thou wilt, thou art beloved of many, - But that thou none lov'st is most evident: - For thou art so possessed with murd'rous hate, - That 'gainst thy self thou stick'st not to conspire, - Seeking that beauteous roof to ruinate - Which to repair should be thy chief desire: - O change thy thought, that I may change my mind, - Shall hate be fairer lodged than gentle love? - Be as thy presence is gracious and kind, - Or to thy self at least kind-hearted prove, - Make thee another self for love of me, - That beauty still may live in thine or thee. - - - 11 - As fast as thou shalt wane so fast thou grow'st, - In one of thine, from that which thou departest, - And that fresh blood which youngly thou bestow'st, - Thou mayst call thine, when thou from youth convertest, - Herein lives wisdom, beauty, and increase, - Without this folly, age, and cold decay, - If all were minded so, the times should cease, - And threescore year would make the world away: - Let those whom nature hath not made for store, - Harsh, featureless, and rude, barrenly perish: - Look whom she best endowed, she gave thee more; - Which bounteous gift thou shouldst in bounty cherish: - She carved thee for her seal, and meant thereby, - Thou shouldst print more, not let that copy die. - - - 12 - When I do count the clock that tells the time, - And see the brave day sunk in hideous night, - When I behold the violet past prime, - And sable curls all silvered o'er with white: - When lofty trees I see barren of leaves, - Which erst from heat did canopy the herd - And summer's green all girded up in sheaves - Borne on the bier with white and bristly beard: - Then of thy beauty do I question make - That thou among the wastes of time must go, - Since sweets and beauties do themselves forsake, - And die as fast as they see others grow, - And nothing 'gainst Time's scythe can make defence - Save breed to brave him, when he takes thee hence. - - - 13 - O that you were your self, but love you are - No longer yours, than you your self here live, - Against this coming end you should prepare, - And your sweet semblance to some other give. - So should that beauty which you hold in lease - Find no determination, then you were - Your self again after your self's decease, - When your sweet issue your sweet form should bear. - Who lets so fair a house fall to decay, - Which husbandry in honour might uphold, - Against the stormy gusts of winter's day - And barren rage of death's eternal cold? - O none but unthrifts, dear my love you know, - You had a father, let your son say so. - - - 14 - Not from the stars do I my judgement pluck, - And yet methinks I have astronomy, - But not to tell of good, or evil luck, - Of plagues, of dearths, or seasons' quality, - Nor can I fortune to brief minutes tell; - Pointing to each his thunder, rain and wind, - Or say with princes if it shall go well - By oft predict that I in heaven find. - But from thine eyes my knowledge I derive, - And constant stars in them I read such art - As truth and beauty shall together thrive - If from thy self, to store thou wouldst convert: - Or else of thee this I prognosticate, - Thy end is truth's and beauty's doom and date. - - - 15 - When I consider every thing that grows - Holds in perfection but a little moment. - That this huge stage presenteth nought but shows - Whereon the stars in secret influence comment. - When I perceive that men as plants increase, - Cheered and checked even by the self-same sky: - Vaunt in their youthful sap, at height decrease, - And wear their brave state out of memory. - Then the conceit of this inconstant stay, - Sets you most rich in youth before my sight, - Where wasteful time debateth with decay - To change your day of youth to sullied night, - And all in war with Time for love of you, - As he takes from you, I engraft you new. - - - 16 - But wherefore do not you a mightier way - Make war upon this bloody tyrant Time? - And fortify your self in your decay - With means more blessed than my barren rhyme? - Now stand you on the top of happy hours, - And many maiden gardens yet unset, - With virtuous wish would bear you living flowers, - Much liker than your painted counterfeit: - So should the lines of life that life repair - Which this (Time's pencil) or my pupil pen - Neither in inward worth nor outward fair - Can make you live your self in eyes of men. - To give away your self, keeps your self still, - And you must live drawn by your own sweet skill. - - - 17 - Who will believe my verse in time to come - If it were filled with your most high deserts? - Though yet heaven knows it is but as a tomb - Which hides your life, and shows not half your parts: - If I could write the beauty of your eyes, - And in fresh numbers number all your graces, - The age to come would say this poet lies, - Such heavenly touches ne'er touched earthly faces. - So should my papers (yellowed with their age) - Be scorned, like old men of less truth than tongue, - And your true rights be termed a poet's rage, - And stretched metre of an antique song. - But were some child of yours alive that time, - You should live twice in it, and in my rhyme. - - - 18 - Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? - Thou art more lovely and more temperate: - Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, - And summer's lease hath all too short a date: - Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, - And often is his gold complexion dimmed, - And every fair from fair sometime declines, - By chance, or nature's changing course untrimmed: - But thy eternal summer shall not fade, - Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st, - Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade, - When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st, - So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, - So long lives this, and this gives life to thee. - - - 19 - Devouring Time blunt thou the lion's paws, - And make the earth devour her own sweet brood, - Pluck the keen teeth from the fierce tiger's jaws, - And burn the long-lived phoenix, in her blood, - Make glad and sorry seasons as thou fleet'st, - And do whate'er thou wilt swift-footed Time - To the wide world and all her fading sweets: - But I forbid thee one most heinous crime, - O carve not with thy hours my love's fair brow, - Nor draw no lines there with thine antique pen, - Him in thy course untainted do allow, - For beauty's pattern to succeeding men. - Yet do thy worst old Time: despite thy wrong, - My love shall in my verse ever live young. - - - 20 - A woman's face with nature's own hand painted, - Hast thou the master mistress of my passion, - A woman's gentle heart but not acquainted - With shifting change as is false women's fashion, - An eye more bright than theirs, less false in rolling: - Gilding the object whereupon it gazeth, - A man in hue all hues in his controlling, - Which steals men's eyes and women's souls amazeth. - And for a woman wert thou first created, - Till nature as she wrought thee fell a-doting, - And by addition me of thee defeated, - By adding one thing to my purpose nothing. - But since she pricked thee out for women's pleasure, - Mine be thy love and thy love's use their treasure. - - - 21 - So is it not with me as with that muse, - Stirred by a painted beauty to his verse, - Who heaven it self for ornament doth use, - And every fair with his fair doth rehearse, - Making a couplement of proud compare - With sun and moon, with earth and sea's rich gems: - With April's first-born flowers and all things rare, - That heaven's air in this huge rondure hems. - O let me true in love but truly write, - And then believe me, my love is as fair, - As any mother's child, though not so bright - As those gold candles fixed in heaven's air: - Let them say more that like of hearsay well, - I will not praise that purpose not to sell. - - - 22 - My glass shall not persuade me I am old, - So long as youth and thou are of one date, - But when in thee time's furrows I behold, - Then look I death my days should expiate. - For all that beauty that doth cover thee, - Is but the seemly raiment of my heart, - Which in thy breast doth live, as thine in me, - How can I then be elder than thou art? - O therefore love be of thyself so wary, - As I not for my self, but for thee will, - Bearing thy heart which I will keep so chary - As tender nurse her babe from faring ill. - Presume not on thy heart when mine is slain, - Thou gav'st me thine not to give back again. - - - 23 - As an unperfect actor on the stage, - Who with his fear is put beside his part, - Or some fierce thing replete with too much rage, - Whose strength's abundance weakens his own heart; - So I for fear of trust, forget to say, - The perfect ceremony of love's rite, - And in mine own love's strength seem to decay, - O'ercharged with burthen of mine own love's might: - O let my looks be then the eloquence, - And dumb presagers of my speaking breast, - Who plead for love, and look for recompense, - More than that tongue that more hath more expressed. - O learn to read what silent love hath writ, - To hear with eyes belongs to love's fine wit. - - - 24 - Mine eye hath played the painter and hath stelled, - Thy beauty's form in table of my heart, - My body is the frame wherein 'tis held, - And perspective it is best painter's art. - For through the painter must you see his skill, - To find where your true image pictured lies, - Which in my bosom's shop is hanging still, - That hath his windows glazed with thine eyes: - Now see what good turns eyes for eyes have done, - Mine eyes have drawn thy shape, and thine for me - Are windows to my breast, where-through the sun - Delights to peep, to gaze therein on thee; - Yet eyes this cunning want to grace their art, - They draw but what they see, know not the heart. - - - 25 - Let those who are in favour with their stars, - Of public honour and proud titles boast, - Whilst I whom fortune of such triumph bars - Unlooked for joy in that I honour most; - Great princes' favourites their fair leaves spread, - But as the marigold at the sun's eye, - And in themselves their pride lies buried, - For at a frown they in their glory die. - The painful warrior famoused for fight, - After a thousand victories once foiled, - Is from the book of honour razed quite, - And all the rest forgot for which he toiled: - Then happy I that love and am beloved - Where I may not remove nor be removed. - - - 26 - Lord of my love, to whom in vassalage - Thy merit hath my duty strongly knit; - To thee I send this written embassage - To witness duty, not to show my wit. - Duty so great, which wit so poor as mine - May make seem bare, in wanting words to show it; - But that I hope some good conceit of thine - In thy soul's thought (all naked) will bestow it: - Till whatsoever star that guides my moving, - Points on me graciously with fair aspect, - And puts apparel on my tattered loving, - To show me worthy of thy sweet respect, - Then may I dare to boast how I do love thee, - Till then, not show my head where thou mayst prove me. - - - 27 - Weary with toil, I haste me to my bed, - The dear respose for limbs with travel tired, - But then begins a journey in my head - To work my mind, when body's work's expired. - For then my thoughts (from far where I abide) - Intend a zealous pilgrimage to thee, - And keep my drooping eyelids open wide, - Looking on darkness which the blind do see. - Save that my soul's imaginary sight - Presents thy shadow to my sightless view, - Which like a jewel (hung in ghastly night) - Makes black night beauteous, and her old face new. - Lo thus by day my limbs, by night my mind, - For thee, and for my self, no quiet find. - - - 28 - How can I then return in happy plight - That am debarred the benefit of rest? - When day's oppression is not eased by night, - But day by night and night by day oppressed. - And each (though enemies to either's reign) - Do in consent shake hands to torture me, - The one by toil, the other to complain - How far I toil, still farther off from thee. - I tell the day to please him thou art bright, - And dost him grace when clouds do blot the heaven: - So flatter I the swart-complexioned night, - When sparkling stars twire not thou gild'st the even. - But day doth daily draw my sorrows longer, - And night doth nightly make grief's length seem stronger - - - 29 - When in disgrace with Fortune and men's eyes, - I all alone beweep my outcast state, - And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries, - And look upon my self and curse my fate, - Wishing me like to one more rich in hope, - Featured like him, like him with friends possessed, - Desiring this man's art, and that man's scope, - With what I most enjoy contented least, - Yet in these thoughts my self almost despising, - Haply I think on thee, and then my state, - (Like to the lark at break of day arising - From sullen earth) sings hymns at heaven's gate, - For thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings, - That then I scorn to change my state with kings. - - - 30 - When to the sessions of sweet silent thought, - I summon up remembrance of things past, - I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought, - And with old woes new wail my dear time's waste: - Then can I drown an eye (unused to flow) - For precious friends hid in death's dateless night, - And weep afresh love's long since cancelled woe, - And moan th' expense of many a vanished sight. - Then can I grieve at grievances foregone, - And heavily from woe to woe tell o'er - The sad account of fore-bemoaned moan, - Which I new pay as if not paid before. - But if the while I think on thee (dear friend) - All losses are restored, and sorrows end. - - - 31 - Thy bosom is endeared with all hearts, - Which I by lacking have supposed dead, - And there reigns love and all love's loving parts, - And all those friends which I thought buried. - How many a holy and obsequious tear - Hath dear religious love stol'n from mine eye, - As interest of the dead, which now appear, - But things removed that hidden in thee lie. - Thou art the grave where buried love doth live, - Hung with the trophies of my lovers gone, - Who all their parts of me to thee did give, - That due of many, now is thine alone. - Their images I loved, I view in thee, - And thou (all they) hast all the all of me. - - - 32 - If thou survive my well-contented day, - When that churl death my bones with dust shall cover - And shalt by fortune once more re-survey - These poor rude lines of thy deceased lover: - Compare them with the bett'ring of the time, - And though they be outstripped by every pen, - Reserve them for my love, not for their rhyme, - Exceeded by the height of happier men. - O then vouchsafe me but this loving thought, - 'Had my friend's Muse grown with this growing age, - A dearer birth than this his love had brought - To march in ranks of better equipage: - But since he died and poets better prove, - Theirs for their style I'll read, his for his love'. - - - 33 - Full many a glorious morning have I seen, - Flatter the mountain tops with sovereign eye, - Kissing with golden face the meadows green; - Gilding pale streams with heavenly alchemy: - Anon permit the basest clouds to ride, - With ugly rack on his celestial face, - And from the forlorn world his visage hide - Stealing unseen to west with this disgrace: - Even so my sun one early morn did shine, - With all triumphant splendour on my brow, - But out alack, he was but one hour mine, - The region cloud hath masked him from me now. - Yet him for this, my love no whit disdaineth, - Suns of the world may stain, when heaven's sun staineth. - - - 34 - Why didst thou promise such a beauteous day, - And make me travel forth without my cloak, - To let base clouds o'ertake me in my way, - Hiding thy brav'ry in their rotten smoke? - 'Tis not enough that through the cloud thou break, - To dry the rain on my storm-beaten face, - For no man well of such a salve can speak, - That heals the wound, and cures not the disgrace: - Nor can thy shame give physic to my grief, - Though thou repent, yet I have still the loss, - Th' offender's sorrow lends but weak relief - To him that bears the strong offence's cross. - Ah but those tears are pearl which thy love sheds, - And they are rich, and ransom all ill deeds. - - - 35 - No more be grieved at that which thou hast done, - Roses have thorns, and silver fountains mud, - Clouds and eclipses stain both moon and sun, - And loathsome canker lives in sweetest bud. - All men make faults, and even I in this, - Authorizing thy trespass with compare, - My self corrupting salving thy amiss, - Excusing thy sins more than thy sins are: - For to thy sensual fault I bring in sense, - Thy adverse party is thy advocate, - And 'gainst my self a lawful plea commence: - Such civil war is in my love and hate, - That I an accessary needs must be, - To that sweet thief which sourly robs from me. - - - 36 - Let me confess that we two must be twain, - Although our undivided loves are one: - So shall those blots that do with me remain, - Without thy help, by me be borne alone. - In our two loves there is but one respect, - Though in our lives a separable spite, - Which though it alter not love's sole effect, - Yet doth it steal sweet hours from love's delight. - I may not evermore acknowledge thee, - Lest my bewailed guilt should do thee shame, - Nor thou with public kindness honour me, - Unless thou take that honour from thy name: - But do not so, I love thee in such sort, - As thou being mine, mine is thy good report. - - - 37 - As a decrepit father takes delight, - To see his active child do deeds of youth, - So I, made lame by Fortune's dearest spite - Take all my comfort of thy worth and truth. - For whether beauty, birth, or wealth, or wit, - Or any of these all, or all, or more - Entitled in thy parts, do crowned sit, - I make my love engrafted to this store: - So then I am not lame, poor, nor despised, - Whilst that this shadow doth such substance give, - That I in thy abundance am sufficed, - And by a part of all thy glory live: - Look what is best, that best I wish in thee, - This wish I have, then ten times happy me. - - - 38 - How can my muse want subject to invent - While thou dost breathe that pour'st into my verse, - Thine own sweet argument, too excellent, - For every vulgar paper to rehearse? - O give thy self the thanks if aught in me, - Worthy perusal stand against thy sight, - For who's so dumb that cannot write to thee, - When thou thy self dost give invention light? - Be thou the tenth Muse, ten times more in worth - Than those old nine which rhymers invocate, - And he that calls on thee, let him bring forth - Eternal numbers to outlive long date. - If my slight muse do please these curious days, - The pain be mine, but thine shall be the praise. - - - 39 - O how thy worth with manners may I sing, - When thou art all the better part of me? - What can mine own praise to mine own self bring: - And what is't but mine own when I praise thee? - Even for this, let us divided live, - And our dear love lose name of single one, - That by this separation I may give: - That due to thee which thou deserv'st alone: - O absence what a torment wouldst thou prove, - Were it not thy sour leisure gave sweet leave, - To entertain the time with thoughts of love, - Which time and thoughts so sweetly doth deceive. - And that thou teachest how to make one twain, - By praising him here who doth hence remain. - - - 40 - Take all my loves, my love, yea take them all, - What hast thou then more than thou hadst before? - No love, my love, that thou mayst true love call, - All mine was thine, before thou hadst this more: - Then if for my love, thou my love receivest, - I cannot blame thee, for my love thou usest, - But yet be blamed, if thou thy self deceivest - By wilful taste of what thy self refusest. - I do forgive thy robbery gentle thief - Although thou steal thee all my poverty: - And yet love knows it is a greater grief - To bear greater wrong, than hate's known injury. - Lascivious grace, in whom all ill well shows, - Kill me with spites yet we must not be foes. - - - 41 - Those pretty wrongs that liberty commits, - When I am sometime absent from thy heart, - Thy beauty, and thy years full well befits, - For still temptation follows where thou art. - Gentle thou art, and therefore to be won, - Beauteous thou art, therefore to be assailed. - And when a woman woos, what woman's son, - Will sourly leave her till he have prevailed? - Ay me, but yet thou mightst my seat forbear, - And chide thy beauty, and thy straying youth, - Who lead thee in their riot even there - Where thou art forced to break a twofold truth: - Hers by thy beauty tempting her to thee, - Thine by thy beauty being false to me. - - - 42 - That thou hast her it is not all my grief, - And yet it may be said I loved her dearly, - That she hath thee is of my wailing chief, - A loss in love that touches me more nearly. - Loving offenders thus I will excuse ye, - Thou dost love her, because thou know'st I love her, - And for my sake even so doth she abuse me, - Suff'ring my friend for my sake to approve her. - If I lose thee, my loss is my love's gain, - And losing her, my friend hath found that loss, - Both find each other, and I lose both twain, - And both for my sake lay on me this cross, - But here's the joy, my friend and I are one, - Sweet flattery, then she loves but me alone. - - - 43 - When most I wink then do mine eyes best see, - For all the day they view things unrespected, - But when I sleep, in dreams they look on thee, - And darkly bright, are bright in dark directed. - Then thou whose shadow shadows doth make bright - How would thy shadow's form, form happy show, - To the clear day with thy much clearer light, - When to unseeing eyes thy shade shines so! - How would (I say) mine eyes be blessed made, - By looking on thee in the living day, - When in dead night thy fair imperfect shade, - Through heavy sleep on sightless eyes doth stay! - All days are nights to see till I see thee, - And nights bright days when dreams do show thee me. - - - 44 - If the dull substance of my flesh were thought, - Injurious distance should not stop my way, - For then despite of space I would be brought, - From limits far remote, where thou dost stay, - No matter then although my foot did stand - Upon the farthest earth removed from thee, - For nimble thought can jump both sea and land, - As soon as think the place where he would be. - But ah, thought kills me that I am not thought - To leap large lengths of miles when thou art gone, - But that so much of earth and water wrought, - I must attend, time's leisure with my moan. - Receiving nought by elements so slow, - But heavy tears, badges of either's woe. - - - 45 - The other two, slight air, and purging fire, - Are both with thee, wherever I abide, - The first my thought, the other my desire, - These present-absent with swift motion slide. - For when these quicker elements are gone - In tender embassy of love to thee, - My life being made of four, with two alone, - Sinks down to death, oppressed with melancholy. - Until life's composition be recured, - By those swift messengers returned from thee, - Who even but now come back again assured, - Of thy fair health, recounting it to me. - This told, I joy, but then no longer glad, - I send them back again and straight grow sad. - - - 46 - Mine eye and heart are at a mortal war, - How to divide the conquest of thy sight, - Mine eye, my heart thy picture's sight would bar, - My heart, mine eye the freedom of that right, - My heart doth plead that thou in him dost lie, - (A closet never pierced with crystal eyes) - But the defendant doth that plea deny, - And says in him thy fair appearance lies. - To side this title is impanelled - A quest of thoughts, all tenants to the heart, - And by their verdict is determined - The clear eye's moiety, and the dear heart's part. - As thus, mine eye's due is thy outward part, - And my heart's right, thy inward love of heart. - - - 47 - Betwixt mine eye and heart a league is took, - And each doth good turns now unto the other, - When that mine eye is famished for a look, - Or heart in love with sighs himself doth smother; - With my love's picture then my eye doth feast, - And to the painted banquet bids my heart: - Another time mine eye is my heart's guest, - And in his thoughts of love doth share a part. - So either by thy picture or my love, - Thy self away, art present still with me, - For thou not farther than my thoughts canst move, - And I am still with them, and they with thee. - Or if they sleep, thy picture in my sight - Awakes my heart, to heart's and eye's delight. - - - 48 - How careful was I when I took my way, - Each trifle under truest bars to thrust, - That to my use it might unused stay - From hands of falsehood, in sure wards of trust! - But thou, to whom my jewels trifles are, - Most worthy comfort, now my greatest grief, - Thou best of dearest, and mine only care, - Art left the prey of every vulgar thief. - Thee have I not locked up in any chest, - Save where thou art not, though I feel thou art, - Within the gentle closure of my breast, - From whence at pleasure thou mayst come and part, - And even thence thou wilt be stol'n I fear, - For truth proves thievish for a prize so dear. - - - 49 - Against that time (if ever that time come) - When I shall see thee frown on my defects, - When as thy love hath cast his utmost sum, - Called to that audit by advised respects, - Against that time when thou shalt strangely pass, - And scarcely greet me with that sun thine eye, - When love converted from the thing it was - Shall reasons find of settled gravity; - Against that time do I ensconce me here - Within the knowledge of mine own desert, - And this my hand, against my self uprear, - To guard the lawful reasons on thy part, - To leave poor me, thou hast the strength of laws, - Since why to love, I can allege no cause. - - - 50 - How heavy do I journey on the way, - When what I seek (my weary travel's end) - Doth teach that case and that repose to say - 'Thus far the miles are measured from thy friend.' - The beast that bears me, tired with my woe, - Plods dully on, to bear that weight in me, - As if by some instinct the wretch did know - His rider loved not speed being made from thee: - The bloody spur cannot provoke him on, - That sometimes anger thrusts into his hide, - Which heavily he answers with a groan, - More sharp to me than spurring to his side, - For that same groan doth put this in my mind, - My grief lies onward and my joy behind. - - - 51 - Thus can my love excuse the slow offence, - Of my dull bearer, when from thee I speed, - From where thou art, why should I haste me thence? - Till I return of posting is no need. - O what excuse will my poor beast then find, - When swift extremity can seem but slow? - Then should I spur though mounted on the wind, - In winged speed no motion shall I know, - Then can no horse with my desire keep pace, - Therefore desire (of perfect'st love being made) - Shall neigh (no dull flesh) in his fiery race, - But love, for love, thus shall excuse my jade, - Since from thee going, he went wilful-slow, - Towards thee I'll run, and give him leave to go. - - - 52 - So am I as the rich whose blessed key, - Can bring him to his sweet up-locked treasure, - The which he will not every hour survey, - For blunting the fine point of seldom pleasure. - Therefore are feasts so solemn and so rare, - Since seldom coming in that long year set, - Like stones of worth they thinly placed are, - Or captain jewels in the carcanet. - So is the time that keeps you as my chest - Or as the wardrobe which the robe doth hide, - To make some special instant special-blest, - By new unfolding his imprisoned pride. - Blessed are you whose worthiness gives scope, - Being had to triumph, being lacked to hope. - - - 53 - What is your substance, whereof are you made, - That millions of strange shadows on you tend? - Since every one, hath every one, one shade, - And you but one, can every shadow lend: - Describe Adonis and the counterfeit, - Is poorly imitated after you, - On Helen's cheek all art of beauty set, - And you in Grecian tires are painted new: - Speak of the spring, and foison of the year, - The one doth shadow of your beauty show, - The other as your bounty doth appear, - And you in every blessed shape we know. - In all external grace you have some part, - But you like none, none you for constant heart. - - - 54 - O how much more doth beauty beauteous seem, - By that sweet ornament which truth doth give! - The rose looks fair, but fairer we it deem - For that sweet odour, which doth in it live: - The canker blooms have full as deep a dye, - As the perfumed tincture of the roses, - Hang on such thorns, and play as wantonly, - When summer's breath their masked buds discloses: - But for their virtue only is their show, - They live unwooed, and unrespected fade, - Die to themselves. Sweet roses do not so, - Of their sweet deaths, are sweetest odours made: - And so of you, beauteous and lovely youth, - When that shall fade, my verse distills your truth. - - - 55 - Not marble, nor the gilded monuments - Of princes shall outlive this powerful rhyme, - But you shall shine more bright in these contents - Than unswept stone, besmeared with sluttish time. - When wasteful war shall statues overturn, - And broils root out the work of masonry, - Nor Mars his sword, nor war's quick fire shall burn: - The living record of your memory. - 'Gainst death, and all-oblivious enmity - Shall you pace forth, your praise shall still find room, - Even in the eyes of all posterity - That wear this world out to the ending doom. - So till the judgment that your self arise, - You live in this, and dwell in lovers' eyes. - - - 56 - Sweet love renew thy force, be it not said - Thy edge should blunter be than appetite, - Which but to-day by feeding is allayed, - To-morrow sharpened in his former might. - So love be thou, although to-day thou fill - Thy hungry eyes, even till they wink with fulness, - To-morrow see again, and do not kill - The spirit of love, with a perpetual dulness: - Let this sad interim like the ocean be - Which parts the shore, where two contracted new, - Come daily to the banks, that when they see: - Return of love, more blest may be the view. - Or call it winter, which being full of care, - Makes summer's welcome, thrice more wished, more rare. - - - 57 - Being your slave what should I do but tend, - Upon the hours, and times of your desire? - I have no precious time at all to spend; - Nor services to do till you require. - Nor dare I chide the world-without-end hour, - Whilst I (my sovereign) watch the clock for you, - Nor think the bitterness of absence sour, - When you have bid your servant once adieu. - Nor dare I question with my jealous thought, - Where you may be, or your affairs suppose, - But like a sad slave stay and think of nought - Save where you are, how happy you make those. - So true a fool is love, that in your will, - (Though you do any thing) he thinks no ill. - - - 58 - That god forbid, that made me first your slave, - I should in thought control your times of pleasure, - Or at your hand th' account of hours to crave, - Being your vassal bound to stay your leisure. - O let me suffer (being at your beck) - Th' imprisoned absence of your liberty, - And patience tame to sufferance bide each check, - Without accusing you of injury. - Be where you list, your charter is so strong, - That you your self may privilage your time - To what you will, to you it doth belong, - Your self to pardon of self-doing crime. - I am to wait, though waiting so be hell, - Not blame your pleasure be it ill or well. - - - 59 - If there be nothing new, but that which is, - Hath been before, how are our brains beguiled, - Which labouring for invention bear amis - The second burthen of a former child! - O that record could with a backward look, - Even of five hundred courses of the sun, - Show me your image in some antique book, - Since mind at first in character was done. - That I might see what the old world could say, - To this composed wonder of your frame, - Whether we are mended, or whether better they, - Or whether revolution be the same. - O sure I am the wits of former days, - To subjects worse have given admiring praise. - - - 60 - Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore, - So do our minutes hasten to their end, - Each changing place with that which goes before, - In sequent toil all forwards do contend. - Nativity once in the main of light, - Crawls to maturity, wherewith being crowned, - Crooked eclipses 'gainst his glory fight, - And Time that gave, doth now his gift confound. - Time doth transfix the flourish set on youth, - And delves the parallels in beauty's brow, - Feeds on the rarities of nature's truth, - And nothing stands but for his scythe to mow. - And yet to times in hope, my verse shall stand - Praising thy worth, despite his cruel hand. - - - 61 - Is it thy will, thy image should keep open - My heavy eyelids to the weary night? - Dost thou desire my slumbers should be broken, - While shadows like to thee do mock my sight? - Is it thy spirit that thou send'st from thee - So far from home into my deeds to pry, - To find out shames and idle hours in me, - The scope and tenure of thy jealousy? - O no, thy love though much, is not so great, - It is my love that keeps mine eye awake, - Mine own true love that doth my rest defeat, - To play the watchman ever for thy sake. - For thee watch I, whilst thou dost wake elsewhere, - From me far off, with others all too near. - - - 62 - Sin of self-love possesseth all mine eye, - And all my soul, and all my every part; - And for this sin there is no remedy, - It is so grounded inward in my heart. - Methinks no face so gracious is as mine, - No shape so true, no truth of such account, - And for my self mine own worth do define, - As I all other in all worths surmount. - But when my glass shows me my self indeed - beated and chopt with tanned antiquity, - Mine own self-love quite contrary I read: - Self, so self-loving were iniquity. - 'Tis thee (my self) that for my self I praise, - Painting my age with beauty of thy days. - - - 63 - Against my love shall be as I am now - With Time's injurious hand crushed and o'erworn, - When hours have drained his blood and filled his brow - With lines and wrinkles, when his youthful morn - Hath travelled on to age's steepy night, - And all those beauties whereof now he's king - Are vanishing, or vanished out of sight, - Stealing away the treasure of his spring: - For such a time do I now fortify - Against confounding age's cruel knife, - That he shall never cut from memory - My sweet love's beauty, though my lover's life. - His beauty shall in these black lines be seen, - And they shall live, and he in them still green. - - - 64 - When I have seen by Time's fell hand defaced - The rich-proud cost of outworn buried age, - When sometime lofty towers I see down-rased, - And brass eternal slave to mortal rage. - When I have seen the hungry ocean gain - Advantage on the kingdom of the shore, - And the firm soil win of the watery main, - Increasing store with loss, and loss with store. - When I have seen such interchange of State, - Or state it self confounded, to decay, - Ruin hath taught me thus to ruminate - That Time will come and take my love away. - This thought is as a death which cannot choose - But weep to have, that which it fears to lose. - - - 65 - Since brass, nor stone, nor earth, nor boundless sea, - But sad mortality o'ersways their power, - How with this rage shall beauty hold a plea, - Whose action is no stronger than a flower? - O how shall summer's honey breath hold out, - Against the wrackful siege of batt'ring days, - When rocks impregnable are not so stout, - Nor gates of steel so strong but time decays? - O fearful meditation, where alack, - Shall Time's best jewel from Time's chest lie hid? - Or what strong hand can hold his swift foot back, - Or who his spoil of beauty can forbid? - O none, unless this miracle have might, - That in black ink my love may still shine bright. - - - 66 - Tired with all these for restful death I cry, - As to behold desert a beggar born, - And needy nothing trimmed in jollity, - And purest faith unhappily forsworn, - And gilded honour shamefully misplaced, - And maiden virtue rudely strumpeted, - And right perfection wrongfully disgraced, - And strength by limping sway disabled - And art made tongue-tied by authority, - And folly (doctor-like) controlling skill, - And simple truth miscalled simplicity, - And captive good attending captain ill. - Tired with all these, from these would I be gone, - Save that to die, I leave my love alone. - - - 67 - Ah wherefore with infection should he live, - And with his presence grace impiety, - That sin by him advantage should achieve, - And lace it self with his society? - Why should false painting imitate his cheek, - And steal dead seeming of his living hue? - Why should poor beauty indirectly seek, - Roses of shadow, since his rose is true? - Why should he live, now nature bankrupt is, - Beggared of blood to blush through lively veins, - For she hath no exchequer now but his, - And proud of many, lives upon his gains? - O him she stores, to show what wealth she had, - In days long since, before these last so bad. - - - 68 - Thus is his cheek the map of days outworn, - When beauty lived and died as flowers do now, - Before these bastard signs of fair were born, - Or durst inhabit on a living brow: - Before the golden tresses of the dead, - The right of sepulchres, were shorn away, - To live a second life on second head, - Ere beauty's dead fleece made another gay: - In him those holy antique hours are seen, - Without all ornament, it self and true, - Making no summer of another's green, - Robbing no old to dress his beauty new, - And him as for a map doth Nature store, - To show false Art what beauty was of yore. - - - 69 - Those parts of thee that the world's eye doth view, - Want nothing that the thought of hearts can mend: - All tongues (the voice of souls) give thee that due, - Uttering bare truth, even so as foes commend. - Thy outward thus with outward praise is crowned, - But those same tongues that give thee so thine own, - In other accents do this praise confound - By seeing farther than the eye hath shown. - They look into the beauty of thy mind, - And that in guess they measure by thy deeds, - Then churls their thoughts (although their eyes were kind) - To thy fair flower add the rank smell of weeds: - But why thy odour matcheth not thy show, - The soil is this, that thou dost common grow. - - - 70 - That thou art blamed shall not be thy defect, - For slander's mark was ever yet the fair, - The ornament of beauty is suspect, - A crow that flies in heaven's sweetest air. - So thou be good, slander doth but approve, - Thy worth the greater being wooed of time, - For canker vice the sweetest buds doth love, - And thou present'st a pure unstained prime. - Thou hast passed by the ambush of young days, - Either not assailed, or victor being charged, - Yet this thy praise cannot be so thy praise, - To tie up envy, evermore enlarged, - If some suspect of ill masked not thy show, - Then thou alone kingdoms of hearts shouldst owe. - - - 71 - No longer mourn for me when I am dead, - Than you shall hear the surly sullen bell - Give warning to the world that I am fled - From this vile world with vilest worms to dwell: - Nay if you read this line, remember not, - The hand that writ it, for I love you so, - That I in your sweet thoughts would be forgot, - If thinking on me then should make you woe. - O if (I say) you look upon this verse, - When I (perhaps) compounded am with clay, - Do not so much as my poor name rehearse; - But let your love even with my life decay. - Lest the wise world should look into your moan, - And mock you with me after I am gone. - - - 72 - O lest the world should task you to recite, - What merit lived in me that you should love - After my death (dear love) forget me quite, - For you in me can nothing worthy prove. - Unless you would devise some virtuous lie, - To do more for me than mine own desert, - And hang more praise upon deceased I, - Than niggard truth would willingly impart: - O lest your true love may seem false in this, - That you for love speak well of me untrue, - My name be buried where my body is, - And live no more to shame nor me, nor you. - For I am shamed by that which I bring forth, - And so should you, to love things nothing worth. - - - 73 - That time of year thou mayst in me behold, - When yellow leaves, or none, or few do hang - Upon those boughs which shake against the cold, - Bare ruined choirs, where late the sweet birds sang. - In me thou seest the twilight of such day, - As after sunset fadeth in the west, - Which by and by black night doth take away, - Death's second self that seals up all in rest. - In me thou seest the glowing of such fire, - That on the ashes of his youth doth lie, - As the death-bed, whereon it must expire, - Consumed with that which it was nourished by. - This thou perceiv'st, which makes thy love more strong, - To love that well, which thou must leave ere long. - - - 74 - But be contented when that fell arrest, - Without all bail shall carry me away, - My life hath in this line some interest, - Which for memorial still with thee shall stay. - When thou reviewest this, thou dost review, - The very part was consecrate to thee, - The earth can have but earth, which is his due, - My spirit is thine the better part of me, - So then thou hast but lost the dregs of life, - The prey of worms, my body being dead, - The coward conquest of a wretch's knife, - Too base of thee to be remembered, - The worth of that, is that which it contains, - And that is this, and this with thee remains. - - - 75 - So are you to my thoughts as food to life, - Or as sweet-seasoned showers are to the ground; - And for the peace of you I hold such strife - As 'twixt a miser and his wealth is found. - Now proud as an enjoyer, and anon - Doubting the filching age will steal his treasure, - Now counting best to be with you alone, - Then bettered that the world may see my pleasure, - Sometime all full with feasting on your sight, - And by and by clean starved for a look, - Possessing or pursuing no delight - Save what is had, or must from you be took. - Thus do I pine and surfeit day by day, - Or gluttoning on all, or all away. - - - 76 - Why is my verse so barren of new pride? - So far from variation or quick change? - Why with the time do I not glance aside - To new-found methods, and to compounds strange? - Why write I still all one, ever the same, - And keep invention in a noted weed, - That every word doth almost tell my name, - Showing their birth, and where they did proceed? - O know sweet love I always write of you, - And you and love are still my argument: - So all my best is dressing old words new, - Spending again what is already spent: - For as the sun is daily new and old, - So is my love still telling what is told. - - - 77 - Thy glass will show thee how thy beauties wear, - Thy dial how thy precious minutes waste, - These vacant leaves thy mind's imprint will bear, - And of this book, this learning mayst thou taste. - The wrinkles which thy glass will truly show, - Of mouthed graves will give thee memory, - Thou by thy dial's shady stealth mayst know, - Time's thievish progress to eternity. - Look what thy memory cannot contain, - Commit to these waste blanks, and thou shalt find - Those children nursed, delivered from thy brain, - To take a new acquaintance of thy mind. - These offices, so oft as thou wilt look, - Shall profit thee, and much enrich thy book. - - - 78 - So oft have I invoked thee for my muse, - And found such fair assistance in my verse, - As every alien pen hath got my use, - And under thee their poesy disperse. - Thine eyes, that taught the dumb on high to sing, - And heavy ignorance aloft to fly, - Have added feathers to the learned's wing, - And given grace a double majesty. - Yet be most proud of that which I compile, - Whose influence is thine, and born of thee, - In others' works thou dost but mend the style, - And arts with thy sweet graces graced be. - But thou art all my art, and dost advance - As high as learning, my rude ignorance. - - - 79 - Whilst I alone did call upon thy aid, - My verse alone had all thy gentle grace, - But now my gracious numbers are decayed, - And my sick muse doth give an other place. - I grant (sweet love) thy lovely argument - Deserves the travail of a worthier pen, - Yet what of thee thy poet doth invent, - He robs thee of, and pays it thee again, - He lends thee virtue, and he stole that word, - From thy behaviour, beauty doth he give - And found it in thy cheek: he can afford - No praise to thee, but what in thee doth live. - Then thank him not for that which he doth say, - Since what he owes thee, thou thy self dost pay. - - - 80 - O how I faint when I of you do write, - Knowing a better spirit doth use your name, - And in the praise thereof spends all his might, - To make me tongue-tied speaking of your fame. - But since your worth (wide as the ocean is) - The humble as the proudest sail doth bear, - My saucy bark (inferior far to his) - On your broad main doth wilfully appear. - Your shallowest help will hold me up afloat, - Whilst he upon your soundless deep doth ride, - Or (being wrecked) I am a worthless boat, - He of tall building, and of goodly pride. - Then if he thrive and I be cast away, - The worst was this, my love was my decay. - - - 81 - Or I shall live your epitaph to make, - Or you survive when I in earth am rotten, - From hence your memory death cannot take, - Although in me each part will be forgotten. - Your name from hence immortal life shall have, - Though I (once gone) to all the world must die, - The earth can yield me but a common grave, - When you entombed in men's eyes shall lie, - Your monument shall be my gentle verse, - Which eyes not yet created shall o'er-read, - And tongues to be, your being shall rehearse, - When all the breathers of this world are dead, - You still shall live (such virtue hath my pen) - Where breath most breathes, even in the mouths of men. - - - 82 - I grant thou wert not married to my muse, - And therefore mayst without attaint o'erlook - The dedicated words which writers use - Of their fair subject, blessing every book. - Thou art as fair in knowledge as in hue, - Finding thy worth a limit past my praise, - And therefore art enforced to seek anew, - Some fresher stamp of the time-bettering days. - And do so love, yet when they have devised, - What strained touches rhetoric can lend, - Thou truly fair, wert truly sympathized, - In true plain words, by thy true-telling friend. - And their gross painting might be better used, - Where cheeks need blood, in thee it is abused. - - - 83 - I never saw that you did painting need, - And therefore to your fair no painting set, - I found (or thought I found) you did exceed, - That barren tender of a poet's debt: - And therefore have I slept in your report, - That you your self being extant well might show, - How far a modern quill doth come too short, - Speaking of worth, what worth in you doth grow. - This silence for my sin you did impute, - Which shall be most my glory being dumb, - For I impair not beauty being mute, - When others would give life, and bring a tomb. - There lives more life in one of your fair eyes, - Than both your poets can in praise devise. - - - 84 - Who is it that says most, which can say more, - Than this rich praise, that you alone, are you? - In whose confine immured is the store, - Which should example where your equal grew. - Lean penury within that pen doth dwell, - That to his subject lends not some small glory, - But he that writes of you, if he can tell, - That you are you, so dignifies his story. - Let him but copy what in you is writ, - Not making worse what nature made so clear, - And such a counterpart shall fame his wit, - Making his style admired every where. - You to your beauteous blessings add a curse, - Being fond on praise, which makes your praises worse. - - - 85 - My tongue-tied muse in manners holds her still, - While comments of your praise richly compiled, - Reserve their character with golden quill, - And precious phrase by all the Muses filed. - I think good thoughts, whilst other write good words, - And like unlettered clerk still cry Amen, - To every hymn that able spirit affords, - In polished form of well refined pen. - Hearing you praised, I say 'tis so, 'tis true, - And to the most of praise add something more, - But that is in my thought, whose love to you - (Though words come hindmost) holds his rank before, - Then others, for the breath of words respect, - Me for my dumb thoughts, speaking in effect. - - - 86 - Was it the proud full sail of his great verse, - Bound for the prize of (all too precious) you, - That did my ripe thoughts in my brain inhearse, - Making their tomb the womb wherein they grew? - Was it his spirit, by spirits taught to write, - Above a mortal pitch, that struck me dead? - No, neither he, nor his compeers by night - Giving him aid, my verse astonished. - He nor that affable familiar ghost - Which nightly gulls him with intelligence, - As victors of my silence cannot boast, - I was not sick of any fear from thence. - But when your countenance filled up his line, - Then lacked I matter, that enfeebled mine. - - - 87 - Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing, - And like enough thou know'st thy estimate, - The charter of thy worth gives thee releasing: - My bonds in thee are all determinate. - For how do I hold thee but by thy granting, - And for that riches where is my deserving? - The cause of this fair gift in me is wanting, - And so my patent back again is swerving. - Thy self thou gav'st, thy own worth then not knowing, - Or me to whom thou gav'st it, else mistaking, - So thy great gift upon misprision growing, - Comes home again, on better judgement making. - Thus have I had thee as a dream doth flatter, - In sleep a king, but waking no such matter. - - - 88 - When thou shalt be disposed to set me light, - And place my merit in the eye of scorn, - Upon thy side, against my self I'll fight, - And prove thee virtuous, though thou art forsworn: - With mine own weakness being best acquainted, - Upon thy part I can set down a story - Of faults concealed, wherein I am attainted: - That thou in losing me, shalt win much glory: - And I by this will be a gainer too, - For bending all my loving thoughts on thee, - The injuries that to my self I do, - Doing thee vantage, double-vantage me. - Such is my love, to thee I so belong, - That for thy right, my self will bear all wrong. - - - 89 - Say that thou didst forsake me for some fault, - And I will comment upon that offence, - Speak of my lameness, and I straight will halt: - Against thy reasons making no defence. - Thou canst not (love) disgrace me half so ill, - To set a form upon desired change, - As I'll my self disgrace, knowing thy will, - I will acquaintance strangle and look strange: - Be absent from thy walks and in my tongue, - Thy sweet beloved name no more shall dwell, - Lest I (too much profane) should do it wronk: - And haply of our old acquaintance tell. - For thee, against my self I'll vow debate, - For I must ne'er love him whom thou dost hate. - - - 90 - Then hate me when thou wilt, if ever, now, - Now while the world is bent my deeds to cross, - join with the spite of fortune, make me bow, - And do not drop in for an after-loss: - Ah do not, when my heart hath 'scaped this sorrow, - Come in the rearward of a conquered woe, - Give not a windy night a rainy morrow, - To linger out a purposed overthrow. - If thou wilt leave me, do not leave me last, - When other petty griefs have done their spite, - But in the onset come, so shall I taste - At first the very worst of fortune's might. - And other strains of woe, which now seem woe, - Compared with loss of thee, will not seem so. - - - 91 - Some glory in their birth, some in their skill, - Some in their wealth, some in their body's force, - Some in their garments though new-fangled ill: - Some in their hawks and hounds, some in their horse. - And every humour hath his adjunct pleasure, - Wherein it finds a joy above the rest, - But these particulars are not my measure, - All these I better in one general best. - Thy love is better than high birth to me, - Richer than wealth, prouder than garments' costs, - Of more delight than hawks and horses be: - And having thee, of all men's pride I boast. - Wretched in this alone, that thou mayst take, - All this away, and me most wretchcd make. - - - 92 - But do thy worst to steal thy self away, - For term of life thou art assured mine, - And life no longer than thy love will stay, - For it depends upon that love of thine. - Then need I not to fear the worst of wrongs, - When in the least of them my life hath end, - I see, a better state to me belongs - Than that, which on thy humour doth depend. - Thou canst not vex me with inconstant mind, - Since that my life on thy revolt doth lie, - O what a happy title do I find, - Happy to have thy love, happy to die! - But what's so blessed-fair that fears no blot? - Thou mayst be false, and yet I know it not. - - - 93 - So shall I live, supposing thou art true, - Like a deceived husband, so love's face, - May still seem love to me, though altered new: - Thy looks with me, thy heart in other place. - For there can live no hatred in thine eye, - Therefore in that I cannot know thy change, - In many's looks, the false heart's history - Is writ in moods and frowns and wrinkles strange. - But heaven in thy creation did decree, - That in thy face sweet love should ever dwell, - Whate'er thy thoughts, or thy heart's workings be, - Thy looks should nothing thence, but sweetness tell. - How like Eve's apple doth thy beauty grow, - If thy sweet virtue answer not thy show. - - - 94 - They that have power to hurt, and will do none, - That do not do the thing, they most do show, - Who moving others, are themselves as stone, - Unmoved, cold, and to temptation slow: - They rightly do inherit heaven's graces, - And husband nature's riches from expense, - Tibey are the lords and owners of their faces, - Others, but stewards of their excellence: - The summer's flower is to the summer sweet, - Though to it self, it only live and die, - But if that flower with base infection meet, - The basest weed outbraves his dignity: - For sweetest things turn sourest by their deeds, - Lilies that fester, smell far worse than weeds. - - - 95 - How sweet and lovely dost thou make the shame, - Which like a canker in the fragrant rose, - Doth spot the beauty of thy budding name! - O in what sweets dost thou thy sins enclose! - That tongue that tells the story of thy days, - (Making lascivious comments on thy sport) - Cannot dispraise, but in a kind of praise, - Naming thy name, blesses an ill report. - O what a mansion have those vices got, - Which for their habitation chose out thee, - Where beauty's veil doth cover every blot, - And all things turns to fair, that eyes can see! - Take heed (dear heart) of this large privilege, - The hardest knife ill-used doth lose his edge. - - - 96 - Some say thy fault is youth, some wantonness, - Some say thy grace is youth and gentle sport, - Both grace and faults are loved of more and less: - Thou mak'st faults graces, that to thee resort: - As on the finger of a throned queen, - The basest jewel will be well esteemed: - So are those errors that in thee are seen, - To truths translated, and for true things deemed. - How many lambs might the stern wolf betray, - If like a lamb he could his looks translate! - How many gazers mightst thou lead away, - if thou wouldst use the strength of all thy state! - But do not so, I love thee in such sort, - As thou being mine, mine is thy good report. - - - 97 - How like a winter hath my absence been - From thee, the pleasure of the fleeting year! - What freezings have I felt, what dark days seen! - What old December's bareness everywhere! - And yet this time removed was summer's time, - The teeming autumn big with rich increase, - Bearing the wanton burden of the prime, - Like widowed wombs after their lords' decease: - Yet this abundant issue seemed to me - But hope of orphans, and unfathered fruit, - For summer and his pleasures wait on thee, - And thou away, the very birds are mute. - Or if they sing, 'tis with so dull a cheer, - That leaves look pale, dreading the winter's near. - - - 98 - From you have I been absent in the spring, - When proud-pied April (dressed in all his trim) - Hath put a spirit of youth in every thing: - That heavy Saturn laughed and leaped with him. - Yet nor the lays of birds, nor the sweet smell - Of different flowers in odour and in hue, - Could make me any summer's story tell: - Or from their proud lap pluck them where they grew: - Nor did I wonder at the lily's white, - Nor praise the deep vermilion in the rose, - They were but sweet, but figures of delight: - Drawn after you, you pattern of all those. - Yet seemed it winter still, and you away, - As with your shadow I with these did play. - - - 99 - The forward violet thus did I chide, - Sweet thief, whence didst thou steal thy sweet that smells, - If not from my love's breath? The purple pride - Which on thy soft check for complexion dwells, - In my love's veins thou hast too grossly dyed. - The lily I condemned for thy hand, - And buds of marjoram had stol'n thy hair, - The roses fearfully on thorns did stand, - One blushing shame, another white despair: - A third nor red, nor white, had stol'n of both, - And to his robbery had annexed thy breath, - But for his theft in pride of all his growth - A vengeful canker eat him up to death. - More flowers I noted, yet I none could see, - But sweet, or colour it had stol'n from thee. - - - 100 - Where art thou Muse that thou forget'st so long, - To speak of that which gives thee all thy might? - Spend'st thou thy fury on some worthless song, - Darkening thy power to lend base subjects light? - Return forgetful Muse, and straight redeem, - In gentle numbers time so idly spent, - Sing to the ear that doth thy lays esteem, - And gives thy pen both skill and argument. - Rise resty Muse, my love's sweet face survey, - If time have any wrinkle graven there, - If any, be a satire to decay, - And make time's spoils despised everywhere. - Give my love fame faster than Time wastes life, - So thou prevent'st his scythe, and crooked knife. - - - 101 - O truant Muse what shall be thy amends, - For thy neglect of truth in beauty dyed? - Both truth and beauty on my love depends: - So dost thou too, and therein dignified: - Make answer Muse, wilt thou not haply say, - 'Truth needs no colour with his colour fixed, - Beauty no pencil, beauty's truth to lay: - But best is best, if never intermixed'? - Because he needs no praise, wilt thou be dumb? - Excuse not silence so, for't lies in thee, - To make him much outlive a gilded tomb: - And to be praised of ages yet to be. - Then do thy office Muse, I teach thee how, - To make him seem long hence, as he shows now. - - - 102 - My love is strengthened though more weak in seeming, - I love not less, though less the show appear, - That love is merchandized, whose rich esteeming, - The owner's tongue doth publish every where. - Our love was new, and then but in the spring, - When I was wont to greet it with my lays, - As Philomel in summer's front doth sing, - And stops her pipe in growth of riper days: - Not that the summer is less pleasant now - Than when her mournful hymns did hush the night, - But that wild music burthens every bough, - And sweets grown common lose their dear delight. - Therefore like her, I sometime hold my tongue: - Because I would not dull you with my song. - - - 103 - Alack what poverty my muse brings forth, - That having such a scope to show her pride, - The argument all bare is of more worth - Than when it hath my added praise beside. - O blame me not if I no more can write! - Look in your glass and there appears a face, - That over-goes my blunt invention quite, - Dulling my lines, and doing me disgrace. - Were it not sinful then striving to mend, - To mar the subject that before was well? - For to no other pass my verses tend, - Than of your graces and your gifts to tell. - And more, much more than in my verse can sit, - Your own glass shows you, when you look in it. - - - 104 - To me fair friend you never can be old, - For as you were when first your eye I eyed, - Such seems your beauty still: three winters cold, - Have from the forests shook three summers' pride, - Three beauteous springs to yellow autumn turned, - In process of the seasons have I seen, - Three April perfumes in three hot Junes burned, - Since first I saw you fresh which yet are green. - Ah yet doth beauty like a dial hand, - Steal from his figure, and no pace perceived, - So your sweet hue, which methinks still doth stand - Hath motion, and mine eye may be deceived. - For fear of which, hear this thou age unbred, - Ere you were born was beauty's summer dead. - - - 105 - Let not my love be called idolatry, - Nor my beloved as an idol show, - Since all alike my songs and praises be - To one, of one, still such, and ever so. - Kind is my love to-day, to-morrow kind, - Still constant in a wondrous excellence, - Therefore my verse to constancy confined, - One thing expressing, leaves out difference. - Fair, kind, and true, is all my argument, - Fair, kind, and true, varying to other words, - And in this change is my invention spent, - Three themes in one, which wondrous scope affords. - Fair, kind, and true, have often lived alone. - Which three till now, never kept seat in one. - - - 106 - When in the chronicle of wasted time, - I see descriptions of the fairest wights, - And beauty making beautiful old rhyme, - In praise of ladies dead, and lovely knights, - Then in the blazon of sweet beauty's best, - Of hand, of foot, of lip, of eye, of brow, - I see their antique pen would have expressed, - Even such a beauty as you master now. - So all their praises are but prophecies - Of this our time, all you prefiguring, - And for they looked but with divining eyes, - They had not skill enough your worth to sing: - For we which now behold these present days, - Have eyes to wonder, but lack tongues to praise. - - - 107 - Not mine own fears, nor the prophetic soul, - Of the wide world, dreaming on things to come, - Can yet the lease of my true love control, - Supposed as forfeit to a confined doom. - The mortal moon hath her eclipse endured, - And the sad augurs mock their own presage, - Incertainties now crown themselves assured, - And peace proclaims olives of endless age. - Now with the drops of this most balmy time, - My love looks fresh, and death to me subscribes, - Since spite of him I'll live in this poor rhyme, - While he insults o'er dull and speechless tribes. - And thou in this shalt find thy monument, - When tyrants' crests and tombs of brass are spent. - - - 108 - What's in the brain that ink may character, - Which hath not figured to thee my true spirit, - What's new to speak, what now to register, - That may express my love, or thy dear merit? - Nothing sweet boy, but yet like prayers divine, - I must each day say o'er the very same, - Counting no old thing old, thou mine, I thine, - Even as when first I hallowed thy fair name. - So that eternal love in love's fresh case, - Weighs not the dust and injury of age, - Nor gives to necessary wrinkles place, - But makes antiquity for aye his page, - Finding the first conceit of love there bred, - Where time and outward form would show it dead. - - - 109 - O never say that I was false of heart, - Though absence seemed my flame to qualify, - As easy might I from my self depart, - As from my soul which in thy breast doth lie: - That is my home of love, if I have ranged, - Like him that travels I return again, - Just to the time, not with the time exchanged, - So that my self bring water for my stain, - Never believe though in my nature reigned, - All frailties that besiege all kinds of blood, - That it could so preposterously be stained, - To leave for nothing all thy sum of good: - For nothing this wide universe I call, - Save thou my rose, in it thou art my all. - - - 110 - Alas 'tis true, I have gone here and there, - And made my self a motley to the view, - Gored mine own thoughts, sold cheap what is most dear, - Made old offences of affections new. - Most true it is, that I have looked on truth - Askance and strangely: but by all above, - These blenches gave my heart another youth, - And worse essays proved thee my best of love. - Now all is done, have what shall have no end, - Mine appetite I never more will grind - On newer proof, to try an older friend, - A god in love, to whom I am confined. - Then give me welcome, next my heaven the best, - Even to thy pure and most most loving breast. - - - 111 - O for my sake do you with Fortune chide, - The guilty goddess of my harmful deeds, - That did not better for my life provide, - Than public means which public manners breeds. - Thence comes it that my name receives a brand, - And almost thence my nature is subdued - To what it works in, like the dyer's hand: - Pity me then, and wish I were renewed, - Whilst like a willing patient I will drink, - Potions of eisel 'gainst my strong infection, - No bitterness that I will bitter think, - Nor double penance to correct correction. - Pity me then dear friend, and I assure ye, - Even that your pity is enough to cure me. - - - 112 - Your love and pity doth th' impression fill, - Which vulgar scandal stamped upon my brow, - For what care I who calls me well or ill, - So you o'er-green my bad, my good allow? - You are my all the world, and I must strive, - To know my shames and praises from your tongue, - None else to me, nor I to none alive, - That my steeled sense or changes right or wrong. - In so profound abysm I throw all care - Of others' voices, that my adder's sense, - To critic and to flatterer stopped are: - Mark how with my neglect I do dispense. - You are so strongly in my purpose bred, - That all the world besides methinks are dead. - - - 113 - Since I left you, mine eye is in my mind, - And that which governs me to go about, - Doth part his function, and is partly blind, - Seems seeing, but effectually is out: - For it no form delivers to the heart - Of bird, of flower, or shape which it doth latch, - Of his quick objects hath the mind no part, - Nor his own vision holds what it doth catch: - For if it see the rud'st or gentlest sight, - The most sweet favour or deformed'st creature, - The mountain, or the sea, the day, or night: - The crow, or dove, it shapes them to your feature. - Incapable of more, replete with you, - My most true mind thus maketh mine untrue. - - - 114 - Or whether doth my mind being crowned with you - Drink up the monarch's plague this flattery? - Or whether shall I say mine eye saith true, - And that your love taught it this alchemy? - To make of monsters, and things indigest, - Such cherubins as your sweet self resemble, - Creating every bad a perfect best - As fast as objects to his beams assemble: - O 'tis the first, 'tis flattery in my seeing, - And my great mind most kingly drinks it up, - Mine eye well knows what with his gust is 'greeing, - And to his palate doth prepare the cup. - If it be poisoned, 'tis the lesser sin, - That mine eye loves it and doth first begin. - - - 115 - Those lines that I before have writ do lie, - Even those that said I could not love you dearer, - Yet then my judgment knew no reason why, - My most full flame should afterwards burn clearer, - But reckoning time, whose millioned accidents - Creep in 'twixt vows, and change decrees of kings, - Tan sacred beauty, blunt the sharp'st intents, - Divert strong minds to the course of alt'ring things: - Alas why fearing of time's tyranny, - Might I not then say 'Now I love you best,' - When I was certain o'er incertainty, - Crowning the present, doubting of the rest? - Love is a babe, then might I not say so - To give full growth to that which still doth grow. - - - 116 - Let me not to the marriage of true minds - Admit impediments, love is not love - Which alters when it alteration finds, - Or bends with the remover to remove. - O no, it is an ever-fixed mark - That looks on tempests and is never shaken; - It is the star to every wand'ring bark, - Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken. - Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks - Within his bending sickle's compass come, - Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, - But bears it out even to the edge of doom: - If this be error and upon me proved, - I never writ, nor no man ever loved. - - - 117 - Accuse me thus, that I have scanted all, - Wherein I should your great deserts repay, - Forgot upon your dearest love to call, - Whereto all bonds do tie me day by day, - That I have frequent been with unknown minds, - And given to time your own dear-purchased right, - That I have hoisted sail to all the winds - Which should transport me farthest from your sight. - Book both my wilfulness and errors down, - And on just proof surmise, accumulate, - Bring me within the level of your frown, - But shoot not at me in your wakened hate: - Since my appeal says I did strive to prove - The constancy and virtue of your love. - - - 118 - Like as to make our appetite more keen - With eager compounds we our palate urge, - As to prevent our maladies unseen, - We sicken to shun sickness when we purge. - Even so being full of your ne'er-cloying sweetness, - To bitter sauces did I frame my feeding; - And sick of welfare found a kind of meetness, - To be diseased ere that there was true needing. - Thus policy in love t' anticipate - The ills that were not, grew to faults assured, - And brought to medicine a healthful state - Which rank of goodness would by ill be cured. - But thence I learn and find the lesson true, - Drugs poison him that so feil sick of you. - - - 119 - What potions have I drunk of Siren tears - Distilled from limbecks foul as hell within, - Applying fears to hopes, and hopes to fears, - Still losing when I saw my self to win! - What wretched errors hath my heart committed, - Whilst it hath thought it self so blessed never! - How have mine eyes out of their spheres been fitted - In the distraction of this madding fever! - O benefit of ill, now I find true - That better is, by evil still made better. - And ruined love when it is built anew - Grows fairer than at first, more strong, far greater. - So I return rebuked to my content, - And gain by ills thrice more than I have spent. - - - 120 - That you were once unkind befriends me now, - And for that sorrow, which I then did feel, - Needs must I under my transgression bow, - Unless my nerves were brass or hammered steel. - For if you were by my unkindness shaken - As I by yours, y'have passed a hell of time, - And I a tyrant have no leisure taken - To weigh how once I suffered in your crime. - O that our night of woe might have remembered - My deepest sense, how hard true sorrow hits, - And soon to you, as you to me then tendered - The humble salve, which wounded bosoms fits! - But that your trespass now becomes a fee, - Mine ransoms yours, and yours must ransom me. - - - 121 - 'Tis better to be vile than vile esteemed, - When not to be, receives reproach of being, - And the just pleasure lost, which is so deemed, - Not by our feeling, but by others' seeing. - For why should others' false adulterate eyes - Give salutation to my sportive blood? - Or on my frailties why are frailer spies, - Which in their wills count bad what I think good? - No, I am that I am, and they that level - At my abuses, reckon up their own, - I may be straight though they themselves be bevel; - By their rank thoughts, my deeds must not be shown - Unless this general evil they maintain, - All men are bad and in their badness reign. - - - 122 - Thy gift, thy tables, are within my brain - Full charactered with lasting memory, - Which shall above that idle rank remain - Beyond all date even to eternity. - Or at the least, so long as brain and heart - Have faculty by nature to subsist, - Till each to razed oblivion yield his part - Of thee, thy record never can be missed: - That poor retention could not so much hold, - Nor need I tallies thy dear love to score, - Therefore to give them from me was I bold, - To trust those tables that receive thee more: - To keep an adjunct to remember thee - Were to import forgetfulness in me. - - - 123 - No! Time, thou shalt not boast that I do change, - Thy pyramids built up with newer might - To me are nothing novel, nothing strange, - They are but dressings Of a former sight: - Our dates are brief, and therefore we admire, - What thou dost foist upon us that is old, - And rather make them born to our desire, - Than think that we before have heard them told: - Thy registers and thee I both defy, - Not wond'ring at the present, nor the past, - For thy records, and what we see doth lie, - Made more or less by thy continual haste: - This I do vow and this shall ever be, - I will be true despite thy scythe and thee. - - - 124 - If my dear love were but the child of state, - It might for Fortune's bastard be unfathered, - As subject to time's love or to time's hate, - Weeds among weeds, or flowers with flowers gathered. - No it was builded far from accident, - It suffers not in smiling pomp, nor falls - Under the blow of thralled discontent, - Whereto th' inviting time our fashion calls: - It fears not policy that heretic, - Which works on leases of short-numbered hours, - But all alone stands hugely politic, - That it nor grows with heat, nor drowns with showers. - To this I witness call the fools of time, - Which die for goodness, who have lived for crime. - - - 125 - Were't aught to me I bore the canopy, - With my extern the outward honouring, - Or laid great bases for eternity, - Which proves more short than waste or ruining? - Have I not seen dwellers on form and favour - Lose all, and more by paying too much rent - For compound sweet; forgoing simple savour, - Pitiful thrivers in their gazing spent? - No, let me be obsequious in thy heart, - And take thou my oblation, poor but free, - Which is not mixed with seconds, knows no art, - But mutual render, only me for thee. - Hence, thou suborned informer, a true soul - When most impeached, stands least in thy control. - - - 126 - O thou my lovely boy who in thy power, - Dost hold Time's fickle glass his fickle hour: - Who hast by waning grown, and therein show'st, - Thy lovers withering, as thy sweet self grow'st. - If Nature (sovereign mistress over wrack) - As thou goest onwards still will pluck thee back, - She keeps thee to this purpose, that her skill - May time disgrace, and wretched minutes kill. - Yet fear her O thou minion of her pleasure, - She may detain, but not still keep her treasure! - Her audit (though delayed) answered must be, - And her quietus is to render thee. - - - 127 - In the old age black was not counted fair, - Or if it were it bore not beauty's name: - But now is black beauty's successive heir, - And beauty slandered with a bastard shame, - For since each hand hath put on nature's power, - Fairing the foul with art's false borrowed face, - Sweet beauty hath no name no holy bower, - But is profaned, if not lives in disgrace. - Therefore my mistress' eyes are raven black, - Her eyes so suited, and they mourners seem, - At such who not born fair no beauty lack, - Slandering creation with a false esteem, - Yet so they mourn becoming of their woe, - That every tongue says beauty should look so. - - - 128 - How oft when thou, my music, music play'st, - Upon that blessed wood whose motion sounds - With thy sweet fingers when thou gently sway'st - The wiry concord that mine ear confounds, - Do I envy those jacks that nimble leap, - To kiss the tender inward of thy hand, - Whilst my poor lips which should that harvest reap, - At the wood's boldness by thee blushing stand. - To be so tickled they would change their state - And situation with those dancing chips, - O'er whom thy fingers walk with gentle gait, - Making dead wood more blest than living lips, - Since saucy jacks so happy are in this, - Give them thy fingers, me thy lips to kiss. - - - 129 - Th' expense of spirit in a waste of shame - Is lust in action, and till action, lust - Is perjured, murd'rous, bloody full of blame, - Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust, - Enjoyed no sooner but despised straight, - Past reason hunted, and no sooner had - Past reason hated as a swallowed bait, - On purpose laid to make the taker mad. - Mad in pursuit and in possession so, - Had, having, and in quest, to have extreme, - A bliss in proof and proved, a very woe, - Before a joy proposed behind a dream. - All this the world well knows yet none knows well, - To shun the heaven that leads men to this hell. - - - 130 - My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun, - Coral is far more red, than her lips red, - If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun: - If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head: - I have seen roses damasked, red and white, - But no such roses see I in her cheeks, - And in some perfumes is there more delight, - Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. - I love to hear her speak, yet well I know, - That music hath a far more pleasing sound: - I grant I never saw a goddess go, - My mistress when she walks treads on the ground. - And yet by heaven I think my love as rare, - As any she belied with false compare. - - - 131 - Thou art as tyrannous, so as thou art, - As those whose beauties proudly make them cruel; - For well thou know'st to my dear doting heart - Thou art the fairest and most precious jewel. - Yet in good faith some say that thee behold, - Thy face hath not the power to make love groan; - To say they err, I dare not be so bold, - Although I swear it to my self alone. - And to be sure that is not false I swear, - A thousand groans but thinking on thy face, - One on another's neck do witness bear - Thy black is fairest in my judgment's place. - In nothing art thou black save in thy deeds, - And thence this slander as I think proceeds. - - - 132 - Thine eyes I love, and they as pitying me, - Knowing thy heart torment me with disdain, - Have put on black, and loving mourners be, - Looking with pretty ruth upon my pain. - And truly not the morning sun of heaven - Better becomes the grey cheeks of the east, - Nor that full star that ushers in the even - Doth half that glory to the sober west - As those two mourning eyes become thy face: - O let it then as well beseem thy heart - To mourn for me since mourning doth thee grace, - And suit thy pity like in every part. - Then will I swear beauty herself is black, - And all they foul that thy complexion lack. - - - 133 - Beshrew that heart that makes my heart to groan - For that deep wound it gives my friend and me; - Is't not enough to torture me alone, - But slave to slavery my sweet'st friend must be? - Me from my self thy cruel eye hath taken, - And my next self thou harder hast engrossed, - Of him, my self, and thee I am forsaken, - A torment thrice three-fold thus to be crossed: - Prison my heart in thy steel bosom's ward, - But then my friend's heart let my poor heart bail, - Whoe'er keeps me, let my heart be his guard, - Thou canst not then use rigour in my gaol. - And yet thou wilt, for I being pent in thee, - Perforce am thine and all that is in me. - - - 134 - So now I have confessed that he is thine, - And I my self am mortgaged to thy will, - My self I'll forfeit, so that other mine, - Thou wilt restore to be my comfort still: - But thou wilt not, nor he will not be free, - For thou art covetous, and he is kind, - He learned but surety-like to write for me, - Under that bond that him as fist doth bind. - The statute of thy beauty thou wilt take, - Thou usurer that put'st forth all to use, - And sue a friend, came debtor for my sake, - So him I lose through my unkind abuse. - Him have I lost, thou hast both him and me, - He pays the whole, and yet am I not free. - - - 135 - Whoever hath her wish, thou hast thy will, - And 'Will' to boot, and 'Will' in over-plus, - More than enough am I that vex thee still, - To thy sweet will making addition thus. - Wilt thou whose will is large and spacious, - Not once vouchsafe to hide my will in thine? - Shall will in others seem right gracious, - And in my will no fair acceptance shine? - The sea all water, yet receives rain still, - And in abundance addeth to his store, - So thou being rich in will add to thy will - One will of mine to make thy large will more. - Let no unkind, no fair beseechers kill, - Think all but one, and me in that one 'Will.' - - - 136 - If thy soul check thee that I come so near, - Swear to thy blind soul that I was thy 'Will', - And will thy soul knows is admitted there, - Thus far for love, my love-suit sweet fulfil. - 'Will', will fulfil the treasure of thy love, - Ay, fill it full with wills, and my will one, - In things of great receipt with case we prove, - Among a number one is reckoned none. - Then in the number let me pass untold, - Though in thy store's account I one must be, - For nothing hold me, so it please thee hold, - That nothing me, a something sweet to thee. - Make but my name thy love, and love that still, - And then thou lov'st me for my name is Will. - - - 137 - Thou blind fool Love, what dost thou to mine eyes, - That they behold and see not what they see? - They know what beauty is, see where it lies, - Yet what the best is, take the worst to be. - If eyes corrupt by over-partial looks, - Be anchored in the bay where all men ride, - Why of eyes' falsehood hast thou forged hooks, - Whereto the judgment of my heart is tied? - Why should my heart think that a several plot, - Which my heart knows the wide world's common place? - Or mine eyes seeing this, say this is not - To put fair truth upon so foul a face? - In things right true my heart and eyes have erred, - And to this false plague are they now transferred. - - - 138 - When my love swears that she is made of truth, - I do believe her though I know she lies, - That she might think me some untutored youth, - Unlearned in the world's false subtleties. - Thus vainly thinking that she thinks me young, - Although she knows my days are past the best, - Simply I credit her false-speaking tongue, - On both sides thus is simple truth suppressed: - But wherefore says she not she is unjust? - And wherefore say not I that I am old? - O love's best habit is in seeming trust, - And age in love, loves not to have years told. - Therefore I lie with her, and she with me, - And in our faults by lies we flattered be. - - - 139 - O call not me to justify the wrong, - That thy unkindness lays upon my heart, - Wound me not with thine eye but with thy tongue, - Use power with power, and slay me not by art, - Tell me thou lov'st elsewhere; but in my sight, - Dear heart forbear to glance thine eye aside, - What need'st thou wound with cunning when thy might - Is more than my o'erpressed defence can bide? - Let me excuse thee, ah my love well knows, - Her pretty looks have been mine enemies, - And therefore from my face she turns my foes, - That they elsewhere might dart their injuries: - Yet do not so, but since I am near slain, - Kill me outright with looks, and rid my pain. - - - 140 - Be wise as thou art cruel, do not press - My tongue-tied patience with too much disdain: - Lest sorrow lend me words and words express, - The manner of my pity-wanting pain. - If I might teach thee wit better it were, - Though not to love, yet love to tell me so, - As testy sick men when their deaths be near, - No news but health from their physicians know. - For if I should despair I should grow mad, - And in my madness might speak ill of thee, - Now this ill-wresting world is grown so bad, - Mad slanderers by mad ears believed be. - That I may not be so, nor thou belied, - Bear thine eyes straight, though thy proud heart go wide. - - - 141 - In faith I do not love thee with mine eyes, - For they in thee a thousand errors note, - But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise, - Who in despite of view is pleased to dote. - Nor are mine cars with thy tongue's tune delighted, - Nor tender feeling to base touches prone, - Nor taste, nor smell, desire to be invited - To any sensual feast with thee alone: - But my five wits, nor my five senses can - Dissuade one foolish heart from serving thee, - Who leaves unswayed the likeness of a man, - Thy proud heart's slave and vassal wretch to be: - Only my plague thus far I count my gain, - That she that makes me sin, awards me pain. - - - 142 - Love is my sin, and thy dear virtue hate, - Hate of my sin, grounded on sinful loving, - O but with mine, compare thou thine own state, - And thou shalt find it merits not reproving, - Or if it do, not from those lips of thine, - That have profaned their scarlet ornaments, - And sealed false bonds of love as oft as mine, - Robbed others' beds' revenues of their rents. - Be it lawful I love thee as thou lov'st those, - Whom thine eyes woo as mine importune thee, - Root pity in thy heart that when it grows, - Thy pity may deserve to pitied be. - If thou dost seek to have what thou dost hide, - By self-example mayst thou be denied. - - - 143 - Lo as a careful huswife runs to catch, - One of her feathered creatures broke away, - Sets down her babe and makes all swift dispatch - In pursuit of the thing she would have stay: - Whilst her neglected child holds her in chase, - Cries to catch her whose busy care is bent, - To follow that which flies before her face: - Not prizing her poor infant's discontent; - So run'st thou after that which flies from thee, - Whilst I thy babe chase thee afar behind, - But if thou catch thy hope turn back to me: - And play the mother's part, kiss me, be kind. - So will I pray that thou mayst have thy Will, - If thou turn back and my loud crying still. - - - 144 - Two loves I have of comfort and despair, - Which like two spirits do suggest me still, - The better angel is a man right fair: - The worser spirit a woman coloured ill. - To win me soon to hell my female evil, - Tempteth my better angel from my side, - And would corrupt my saint to be a devil: - Wooing his purity with her foul pride. - And whether that my angel be turned fiend, - Suspect I may, yet not directly tell, - But being both from me both to each friend, - I guess one angel in another's hell. - Yet this shall I ne'er know but live in doubt, - Till my bad angel fire my good one out. - - - 145 - Those lips that Love's own hand did make, - Breathed forth the sound that said 'I hate', - To me that languished for her sake: - But when she saw my woeful state, - Straight in her heart did mercy come, - Chiding that tongue that ever sweet, - Was used in giving gentle doom: - And taught it thus anew to greet: - 'I hate' she altered with an end, - That followed it as gentle day, - Doth follow night who like a fiend - From heaven to hell is flown away. - 'I hate', from hate away she threw, - And saved my life saying 'not you'. - - - 146 - Poor soul the centre of my sinful earth, - My sinful earth these rebel powers array, - Why dost thou pine within and suffer dearth - Painting thy outward walls so costly gay? - Why so large cost having so short a lease, - Dost thou upon thy fading mansion spend? - Shall worms inheritors of this excess - Eat up thy charge? is this thy body's end? - Then soul live thou upon thy servant's loss, - And let that pine to aggravate thy store; - Buy terms divine in selling hours of dross; - Within be fed, without be rich no more, - So shall thou feed on death, that feeds on men, - And death once dead, there's no more dying then. - - - 147 - My love is as a fever longing still, - For that which longer nurseth the disease, - Feeding on that which doth preserve the ill, - Th' uncertain sickly appetite to please: - My reason the physician to my love, - Angry that his prescriptions are not kept - Hath left me, and I desperate now approve, - Desire is death, which physic did except. - Past cure I am, now reason is past care, - And frantic-mad with evermore unrest, - My thoughts and my discourse as mad men's are, - At random from the truth vainly expressed. - For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, - Who art as black as hell, as dark as night. - - - 148 - O me! what eyes hath love put in my head, - Which have no correspondence with true sight, - Or if they have, where is my judgment fled, - That censures falsely what they see aright? - If that be fair whereon my false eyes dote, - What means the world to say it is not so? - If it be not, then love doth well denote, - Love's eye is not so true as all men's: no, - How can it? O how can love's eye be true, - That is so vexed with watching and with tears? - No marvel then though I mistake my view, - The sun it self sees not, till heaven clears. - O cunning love, with tears thou keep'st me blind, - Lest eyes well-seeing thy foul faults should find. - - - 149 - Canst thou O cruel, say I love thee not, - When I against my self with thee partake? - Do I not think on thee when I forgot - Am of my self, all-tyrant, for thy sake? - Who hateth thee that I do call my friend, - On whom frown'st thou that I do fawn upon, - Nay if thou lour'st on me do I not spend - Revenge upon my self with present moan? - What merit do I in my self respect, - That is so proud thy service to despise, - When all my best doth worship thy defect, - Commanded by the motion of thine eyes? - But love hate on for now I know thy mind, - Those that can see thou lov'st, and I am blind. - - - 150 - O from what power hast thou this powerful might, - With insufficiency my heart to sway, - To make me give the lie to my true sight, - And swear that brightness doth not grace the day? - Whence hast thou this becoming of things ill, - That in the very refuse of thy deeds, - There is such strength and warrantise of skill, - That in my mind thy worst all best exceeds? - Who taught thee how to make me love thee more, - The more I hear and see just cause of hate? - O though I love what others do abhor, - With others thou shouldst not abhor my state. - If thy unworthiness raised love in me, - More worthy I to be beloved of thee. - - - 151 - Love is too young to know what conscience is, - Yet who knows not conscience is born of love? - Then gentle cheater urge not my amiss, - Lest guilty of my faults thy sweet self prove. - For thou betraying me, I do betray - My nobler part to my gross body's treason, - My soul doth tell my body that he may, - Triumph in love, flesh stays no farther reason, - But rising at thy name doth point out thee, - As his triumphant prize, proud of this pride, - He is contented thy poor drudge to be, - To stand in thy affairs, fall by thy side. - No want of conscience hold it that I call, - Her love, for whose dear love I rise and fall. - - - 152 - In loving thee thou know'st I am forsworn, - But thou art twice forsworn to me love swearing, - In act thy bed-vow broke and new faith torn, - In vowing new hate after new love bearing: - But why of two oaths' breach do I accuse thee, - When I break twenty? I am perjured most, - For all my vows are oaths but to misuse thee: - And all my honest faith in thee is lost. - For I have sworn deep oaths of thy deep kindness: - Oaths of thy love, thy truth, thy constancy, - And to enlighten thee gave eyes to blindness, - Or made them swear against the thing they see. - For I have sworn thee fair: more perjured I, - To swear against the truth so foul a be. - - - 153 - Cupid laid by his brand and fell asleep, - A maid of Dian's this advantage found, - And his love-kindling fire did quickly steep - In a cold valley-fountain of that ground: - Which borrowed from this holy fire of Love, - A dateless lively heat still to endure, - And grew a seeting bath which yet men prove, - Against strange maladies a sovereign cure: - But at my mistress' eye Love's brand new-fired, - The boy for trial needs would touch my breast, - I sick withal the help of bath desired, - And thither hied a sad distempered guest. - But found no cure, the bath for my help lies, - Where Cupid got new fire; my mistress' eyes. - - - 154 - The little Love-god lying once asleep, - Laid by his side his heart-inflaming brand, - Whilst many nymphs that vowed chaste life to keep, - Came tripping by, but in her maiden hand, - The fairest votary took up that fire, - Which many legions of true hearts had warmed, - And so the general of hot desire, - Was sleeping by a virgin hand disarmed. - This brand she quenched in a cool well by, - Which from Love's fire took heat perpetual, - Growing a bath and healthful remedy, - For men discased, but I my mistress' thrall, - Came there for cure and this by that I prove, - Love's fire heats water, water cools not love. - - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1603 - -ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL - -by William Shakespeare - - -Dramatis Personae - - KING OF FRANCE - THE DUKE OF FLORENCE - BERTRAM, Count of Rousillon - LAFEU, an old lord - PAROLLES, a follower of Bertram - TWO FRENCH LORDS, serving with Bertram - - STEWARD, Servant to the Countess of Rousillon - LAVACHE, a clown and Servant to the Countess of Rousillon - A PAGE, Servant to the Countess of Rousillon - - COUNTESS OF ROUSILLON, mother to Bertram - HELENA, a gentlewoman protected by the Countess - A WIDOW OF FLORENCE. - DIANA, daughter to the Widow - - - VIOLENTA, neighbour and friend to the Widow - MARIANA, neighbour and friend to the Widow - - Lords, Officers, Soldiers, etc., French and Florentine - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -SCENE: -Rousillon; Paris; Florence; Marseilles - - -ACT I. SCENE 1. -Rousillon. The COUNT'S palace - -Enter BERTRAM, the COUNTESS OF ROUSILLON, HELENA, and LAFEU, all in black - - COUNTESS. In delivering my son from me, I bury a second husband. - BERTRAM. And I in going, madam, weep o'er my father's death anew; - but I must attend his Majesty's command, to whom I am now in - ward, evermore in subjection. - LAFEU. You shall find of the King a husband, madam; you, sir, a - father. He that so generally is at all times good must of - necessity hold his virtue to you, whose worthiness would stir it - up where it wanted, rather than lack it where there is such - abundance. - COUNTESS. What hope is there of his Majesty's amendment? - LAFEU. He hath abandon'd his physicians, madam; under whose - practices he hath persecuted time with hope, and finds no other - advantage in the process but only the losing of hope by time. - COUNTESS. This young gentlewoman had a father- O, that 'had,' how - sad a passage 'tis!-whose skill was almost as great as his - honesty; had it stretch'd so far, would have made nature - immortal, and death should have play for lack of work. Would, for - the King's sake, he were living! I think it would be the death of - the King's disease. - LAFEU. How call'd you the man you speak of, madam? - COUNTESS. He was famous, sir, in his profession, and it was his - great right to be so- Gerard de Narbon. - LAFEU. He was excellent indeed, madam; the King very lately spoke - of him admiringly and mourningly; he was skilful enough to have - liv'd still, if knowledge could be set up against mortality. - BERTRAM. What is it, my good lord, the King languishes of? - LAFEU. A fistula, my lord. - BERTRAM. I heard not of it before. - LAFEU. I would it were not notorious. Was this gentlewoman the - daughter of Gerard de Narbon? - COUNTESS. His sole child, my lord, and bequeathed to my - overlooking. I have those hopes of her good that her education - promises; her dispositions she inherits, which makes fair gifts - fairer; for where an unclean mind carries virtuous qualities, - there commendations go with pity-they are virtues and traitors - too. In her they are the better for their simpleness; she derives - her honesty, and achieves her goodness. - LAFEU. Your commendations, madam, get from her tears. - COUNTESS. 'Tis the best brine a maiden can season her praise in. - The remembrance of her father never approaches her heart but the - tyranny of her sorrows takes all livelihood from her cheek. No - more of this, Helena; go to, no more, lest it be rather thought - you affect a sorrow than to have- - HELENA. I do affect a sorrow indeed, but I have it too. - LAFEU. Moderate lamentation is the right of the dead: excessive - grief the enemy to the living. - COUNTESS. If the living be enemy to the grief, the excess makes it - soon mortal. - BERTRAM. Madam, I desire your holy wishes. - LAFEU. How understand we that? - COUNTESS. Be thou blest, Bertram, and succeed thy father - In manners, as in shape! Thy blood and virtue - Contend for empire in thee, and thy goodness - Share with thy birthright! Love all, trust a few, - Do wrong to none; be able for thine enemy - Rather in power than use, and keep thy friend - Under thy own life's key; be check'd for silence, - But never tax'd for speech. What heaven more will, - That thee may furnish, and my prayers pluck down, - Fall on thy head! Farewell. My lord, - 'Tis an unseason'd courtier; good my lord, - Advise him. - LAFEU. He cannot want the best - That shall attend his love. - COUNTESS. Heaven bless him! Farewell, Bertram. Exit - BERTRAM. The best wishes that can be forg'd in your thoughts be - servants to you! [To HELENA] Be comfortable to my mother, your - mistress, and make much of her. - LAFEU. Farewell, pretty lady; you must hold the credit of your - father. Exeunt BERTRAM and LAFEU - HELENA. O, were that all! I think not on my father; - And these great tears grace his remembrance more - Than those I shed for him. What was he like? - I have forgot him; my imagination - Carries no favour in't but Bertram's. - I am undone; there is no living, none, - If Bertram be away. 'Twere all one - That I should love a bright particular star - And think to wed it, he is so above me. - In his bright radiance and collateral light - Must I be comforted, not in his sphere. - Th' ambition in my love thus plagues itself: - The hind that would be mated by the lion - Must die for love. 'Twas pretty, though a plague, - To see him every hour; to sit and draw - His arched brows, his hawking eye, his curls, - In our heart's table-heart too capable - Of every line and trick of his sweet favour. - But now he's gone, and my idolatrous fancy - Must sanctify his relics. Who comes here? - - Enter PAROLLES - - [Aside] One that goes with him. I love him for his sake; - And yet I know him a notorious liar, - Think him a great way fool, solely a coward; - Yet these fix'd evils sit so fit in him - That they take place when virtue's steely bones - Looks bleak i' th' cold wind; withal, full oft we see - Cold wisdom waiting on superfluous folly. - PAROLLES. Save you, fair queen! - HELENA. And you, monarch! - PAROLLES. No. - HELENA. And no. - PAROLLES. Are you meditating on virginity? - HELENA. Ay. You have some stain of soldier in you; let me ask you a - question. Man is enemy to virginity; how may we barricado it - against him? - PAROLLES. Keep him out. - HELENA. But he assails; and our virginity, though valiant in the - defence, yet is weak. Unfold to us some warlike resistance. - PAROLLES. There is none. Man, setting down before you, will - undermine you and blow you up. - HELENA. Bless our poor virginity from underminers and blowers-up! - Is there no military policy how virgins might blow up men? - PAROLLES. Virginity being blown down, man will quicklier be blown - up; marry, in blowing him down again, with the breach yourselves - made, you lose your city. It is not politic in the commonwealth - of nature to preserve virginity. Loss of virginity is rational - increase; and there was never virgin got till virginity was first - lost. That you were made of is metal to make virgins. Virginity - by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it - is ever lost. 'Tis too cold a companion; away with't. - HELENA. I will stand for 't a little, though therefore I die a - virgin. - PAROLLES. There's little can be said in 't; 'tis against the rule - of nature. To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your - mothers; which is most infallible disobedience. He that hangs - himself is a virgin; virginity murders itself, and should be - buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate - offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a - cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with - feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, - idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the - canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by't. Out with't. - Within ten year it will make itself ten, which is a goodly - increase; and the principal itself not much the worse. Away - with't. - HELENA. How might one do, sir, to lose it to her own liking? - PAROLLES. Let me see. Marry, ill to like him that ne'er it likes. - 'Tis a commodity will lose the gloss with lying; the longer kept, - the less worth. Off with't while 'tis vendible; answer the time - of request. Virginity, like an old courtier, wears her cap out of - fashion, richly suited but unsuitable; just like the brooch and - the toothpick, which wear not now. Your date is better in your - pie and your porridge than in your cheek. And your virginity, - your old virginity, is like one of our French wither'd pears: it - looks ill, it eats drily; marry, 'tis a wither'd pear; it was - formerly better; marry, yet 'tis a wither'd pear. Will you - anything with it? - HELENA. Not my virginity yet. - There shall your master have a thousand loves, - A mother, and a mistress, and a friend, - A phoenix, captain, and an enemy, - A guide, a goddess, and a sovereign, - A counsellor, a traitress, and a dear; - His humble ambition, proud humility, - His jarring concord, and his discord dulcet, - His faith, his sweet disaster; with a world - Of pretty, fond, adoptious christendoms - That blinking Cupid gossips. Now shall he- - I know not what he shall. God send him well! - The court's a learning-place, and he is one- - PAROLLES. What one, i' faith? - HELENA. That I wish well. 'Tis pity- - PAROLLES. What's pity? - HELENA. That wishing well had not a body in't - Which might be felt; that we, the poorer born, - Whose baser stars do shut us up in wishes, - Might with effects of them follow our friends - And show what we alone must think, which never - Returns us thanks. - - Enter PAGE - - PAGE. Monsieur Parolles, my lord calls for you. Exit PAGE - PAROLLES. Little Helen, farewell; if I can remember thee, I will - think of thee at court. - HELENA. Monsieur Parolles, you were born under a charitable star. - PAROLLES. Under Mars, I. - HELENA. I especially think, under Mars. - PAROLLES. Why under Man? - HELENA. The wars hath so kept you under that you must needs be born - under Mars. - PAROLLES. When he was predominant. - HELENA. When he was retrograde, I think, rather. - PAROLLES. Why think you so? - HELENA. You go so much backward when you fight. - PAROLLES. That's for advantage. - HELENA. So is running away, when fear proposes the safety: but the - composition that your valour and fear makes in you is a virtue of - a good wing, and I like the wear well. - PAROLLES. I am so full of business I cannot answer thee acutely. I - will return perfect courtier; in the which my instruction shall - serve to naturalize thee, so thou wilt be capable of a courtier's - counsel, and understand what advice shall thrust upon thee; else - thou diest in thine unthankfulness, and thine ignorance makes - thee away. Farewell. When thou hast leisure, say thy prayers; - when thou hast none, remember thy friends. Get thee a good - husband and use him as he uses thee. So, farewell. - Exit - HELENA. Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, - Which we ascribe to heaven. The fated sky - Gives us free scope; only doth backward pull - Our slow designs when we ourselves are dull. - What power is it which mounts my love so high, - That makes me see, and cannot feed mine eye? - The mightiest space in fortune nature brings - To join like likes, and kiss like native things. - Impossible be strange attempts to those - That weigh their pains in sense, and do suppose - What hath been cannot be. Who ever strove - To show her merit that did miss her love? - The King's disease-my project may deceive me, - But my intents are fix'd, and will not leave me. Exit - - - - -ACT I. SCENE 2. -Paris. The KING'S palace - -Flourish of cornets. Enter the KING OF FRANCE, with letters, -and divers ATTENDANTS - - KING. The Florentines and Senoys are by th' ears; - Have fought with equal fortune, and continue - A braving war. - FIRST LORD. So 'tis reported, sir. - KING. Nay, 'tis most credible. We here receive it, - A certainty, vouch'd from our cousin Austria, - With caution, that the Florentine will move us - For speedy aid; wherein our dearest friend - Prejudicates the business, and would seem - To have us make denial. - FIRST LORD. His love and wisdom, - Approv'd so to your Majesty, may plead - For amplest credence. - KING. He hath arm'd our answer, - And Florence is denied before he comes; - Yet, for our gentlemen that mean to see - The Tuscan service, freely have they leave - To stand on either part. - SECOND LORD. It well may serve - A nursery to our gentry, who are sick - For breathing and exploit. - KING. What's he comes here? - - Enter BERTRAM, LAFEU, and PAROLLES - - FIRST LORD. It is the Count Rousillon, my good lord, - Young Bertram. - KING. Youth, thou bear'st thy father's face; - Frank nature, rather curious than in haste, - Hath well compos'd thee. Thy father's moral parts - Mayst thou inherit too! Welcome to Paris. - BERTRAM. My thanks and duty are your Majesty's. - KING. I would I had that corporal soundness now, - As when thy father and myself in friendship - First tried our soldiership. He did look far - Into the service of the time, and was - Discipled of the bravest. He lasted long; - But on us both did haggish age steal on, - And wore us out of act. It much repairs me - To talk of your good father. In his youth - He had the wit which I can well observe - To-day in our young lords; but they may jest - Till their own scorn return to them unnoted - Ere they can hide their levity in honour. - So like a courtier, contempt nor bitterness - Were in his pride or sharpness; if they were, - His equal had awak'd them; and his honour, - Clock to itself, knew the true minute when - Exception bid him speak, and at this time - His tongue obey'd his hand. Who were below him - He us'd as creatures of another place; - And bow'd his eminent top to their low ranks, - Making them proud of his humility - In their poor praise he humbled. Such a man - Might be a copy to these younger times; - Which, followed well, would demonstrate them now - But goers backward. - BERTRAM. His good remembrance, sir, - Lies richer in your thoughts than on his tomb; - So in approof lives not his epitaph - As in your royal speech. - KING. Would I were with him! He would always say- - Methinks I hear him now; his plausive words - He scatter'd not in ears, but grafted them - To grow there, and to bear- 'Let me not live'- - This his good melancholy oft began, - On the catastrophe and heel of pastime, - When it was out-'Let me not live' quoth he - 'After my flame lacks oil, to be the snuff - Of younger spirits, whose apprehensive senses - All but new things disdain; whose judgments are - Mere fathers of their garments; whose constancies - Expire before their fashions.' This he wish'd. - I, after him, do after him wish too, - Since I nor wax nor honey can bring home, - I quickly were dissolved from my hive, - To give some labourers room. - SECOND LORD. You're loved, sir; - They that least lend it you shall lack you first. - KING. I fill a place, I know't. How long is't, Count, - Since the physician at your father's died? - He was much fam'd. - BERTRAM. Some six months since, my lord. - KING. If he were living, I would try him yet- - Lend me an arm-the rest have worn me out - With several applications. Nature and sickness - Debate it at their leisure. Welcome, Count; - My son's no dearer. - BERTRAM. Thank your Majesty. Exeunt [Flourish] - - - - -ACT I. SCENE 3. -Rousillon. The COUNT'S palace - -Enter COUNTESS, STEWARD, and CLOWN - - COUNTESS. I will now hear; what say you of this gentlewoman? - STEWARD. Madam, the care I have had to even your content I wish - might be found in the calendar of my past endeavours; for then we - wound our modesty, and make foul the clearness of our deservings, - when of ourselves we publish them. - COUNTESS. What does this knave here? Get you gone, sirrah. The - complaints I have heard of you I do not all believe; 'tis my - slowness that I do not, for I know you lack not folly to commit - them and have ability enough to make such knaveries yours. - CLOWN. 'Tis not unknown to you, madam, I am a poor fellow. - COUNTESS. Well, sir. - CLOWN. No, madam, 'tis not so well that I am poor, though many of - the rich are damn'd; but if I may have your ladyship's good will - to go to the world, Isbel the woman and I will do as we may. - COUNTESS. Wilt thou needs be a beggar? - CLOWN. I do beg your good will in this case. - COUNTESS. In what case? - CLOWN. In Isbel's case and mine own. Service is no heritage; and I - think I shall never have the blessing of God till I have issue o' - my body; for they say bames are blessings. - COUNTESS. Tell me thy reason why thou wilt marry. - CLOWN. My poor body, madam, requires it. I am driven on by the - flesh; and he must needs go that the devil drives. - COUNTESS. Is this all your worship's reason? - CLOWN. Faith, madam, I have other holy reasons, such as they are. - COUNTESS. May the world know them? - CLOWN. I have been, madam, a wicked creature, as you and all flesh - and blood are; and, indeed, I do marry that I may repent. - COUNTESS. Thy marriage, sooner than thy wickedness. - CLOWN. I am out o' friends, madam, and I hope to have friends for - my wife's sake. - COUNTESS. Such friends are thine enemies, knave. - CLOWN. Y'are shallow, madam-in great friends; for the knaves come - to do that for me which I am aweary of. He that ears my land - spares my team, and gives me leave to in the crop. If I be his - cuckold, he's my drudge. He that comforts my wife is the - cherisher of my flesh and blood; he that cherishes my flesh and - blood loves my flesh and blood; he that loves my flesh and blood - is my friend; ergo, he that kisses my wife is my friend. If men - could be contented to be what they are, there were no fear in - marriage; for young Charbon the puritan and old Poysam the - papist, howsome'er their hearts are sever'd in religion, their - heads are both one; they may jowl horns together like any deer - i' th' herd. - COUNTESS. Wilt thou ever be a foul-mouth'd and calumnious knave? - CLOWN. A prophet I, madam; and I speak the truth the next way: - - For I the ballad will repeat, - Which men full true shall find: - Your marriage comes by destiny, - Your cuckoo sings by kind. - - COUNTESS. Get you gone, sir; I'll talk with you more anon. - STEWARD. May it please you, madam, that he bid Helen come to you. - Of her I am to speak. - COUNTESS. Sirrah, tell my gentlewoman I would speak with her; Helen - I mean. - CLOWN. [Sings] - - 'Was this fair face the cause' quoth she - 'Why the Grecians sacked Troy? - Fond done, done fond, - Was this King Priam's joy?' - With that she sighed as she stood, - With that she sighed as she stood, - And gave this sentence then: - 'Among nine bad if one be good, - Among nine bad if one be good, - There's yet one good in ten.' - - COUNTESS. What, one good in ten? You corrupt the song, sirrah. - CLOWN. One good woman in ten, madam, which is a purifying o' th' - song. Would God would serve the world so all the year! We'd find - no fault with the tithe-woman, if I were the parson. One in ten, - quoth 'a! An we might have a good woman born before every blazing - star, or at an earthquake, 'twould mend the lottery well: a man - may draw his heart out ere 'a pluck one. - COUNTESS. You'll be gone, sir knave, and do as I command you. - CLOWN. That man should be at woman's command, and yet no hurt done! - Though honesty be no puritan, yet it will do no hurt; it will - wear the surplice of humility over the black gown of a big heart. - I am going, forsooth. The business is for Helen to come hither. - Exit - COUNTESS. Well, now. - STEWARD. I know, madam, you love your gentlewoman entirely. - COUNTESS. Faith I do. Her father bequeath'd her to me; and she - herself, without other advantage, may lawfully make title to as - much love as she finds. There is more owing her than is paid; and - more shall be paid her than she'll demand. - STEWARD. Madam, I was very late more near her than I think she - wish'd me. Alone she was, and did communicate to herself her own - words to her own ears; she thought, I dare vow for her, they - touch'd not any stranger sense. Her matter was, she loved your - son. Fortune, she said, was no goddess, that had put such - difference betwixt their two estates; Love no god, that would not - extend his might only where qualities were level; Diana no queen - of virgins, that would suffer her poor knight surpris'd without - rescue in the first assault, or ransom afterward. This she - deliver'd in the most bitter touch of sorrow that e'er I heard - virgin exclaim in; which I held my duty speedily to acquaint you - withal; sithence, in the loss that may happen, it concerns you - something to know it. - COUNTESS. YOU have discharg'd this honestly; keep it to yourself. - Many likelihoods inform'd me of this before, which hung so - tott'ring in the balance that I could neither believe nor - misdoubt. Pray you leave me. Stall this in your bosom; and I - thank you for your honest care. I will speak with you further - anon. Exit STEWARD - - Enter HELENA - - Even so it was with me when I was young. - If ever we are nature's, these are ours; this thorn - Doth to our rose of youth rightly belong; - Our blood to us, this to our blood is born. - It is the show and seal of nature's truth, - Where love's strong passion is impress'd in youth. - By our remembrances of days foregone, - Such were our faults, or then we thought them none. - Her eye is sick on't; I observe her now. - HELENA. What is your pleasure, madam? - COUNTESS. You know, Helen, - I am a mother to you. - HELENA. Mine honourable mistress. - COUNTESS. Nay, a mother. - Why not a mother? When I said 'a mother,' - Methought you saw a serpent. What's in 'mother' - That you start at it? I say I am your mother, - And put you in the catalogue of those - That were enwombed mine. 'Tis often seen - Adoption strives with nature, and choice breeds - A native slip to us from foreign seeds. - You ne'er oppress'd me with a mother's groan, - Yet I express to you a mother's care. - God's mercy, maiden! does it curd thy blood - To say I am thy mother? What's the matter, - That this distempered messenger of wet, - The many-colour'd Iris, rounds thine eye? - Why, that you are my daughter? - HELENA. That I am not. - COUNTESS. I say I am your mother. - HELENA. Pardon, madam. - The Count Rousillon cannot be my brother: - I am from humble, he from honoured name; - No note upon my parents, his all noble. - My master, my dear lord he is; and I - His servant live, and will his vassal die. - He must not be my brother. - COUNTESS. Nor I your mother? - HELENA. You are my mother, madam; would you were- - So that my lord your son were not my brother- - Indeed my mother! Or were you both our mothers, - I care no more for than I do for heaven, - So I were not his sister. Can't no other, - But, I your daughter, he must be my brother? - COUNTESS. Yes, Helen, you might be my daughter-in-law. - God shield you mean it not! 'daughter' and 'mother' - So strive upon your pulse. What! pale again? - My fear hath catch'd your fondness. Now I see - The myst'ry of your loneliness, and find - Your salt tears' head. Now to all sense 'tis gross - You love my son; invention is asham'd, - Against the proclamation of thy passion, - To say thou dost not. Therefore tell me true; - But tell me then, 'tis so; for, look, thy cheeks - Confess it, th' one to th' other; and thine eyes - See it so grossly shown in thy behaviours - That in their kind they speak it; only sin - And hellish obstinacy tie thy tongue, - That truth should be suspected. Speak, is't so? - If it be so, you have wound a goodly clew; - If it be not, forswear't; howe'er, I charge thee, - As heaven shall work in me for thine avail, - To tell me truly. - HELENA. Good madam, pardon me. - COUNTESS. Do you love my son? - HELENA. Your pardon, noble mistress. - COUNTESS. Love you my son? - HELENA. Do not you love him, madam? - COUNTESS. Go not about; my love hath in't a bond - Whereof the world takes note. Come, come, disclose - The state of your affection; for your passions - Have to the full appeach'd. - HELENA. Then I confess, - Here on my knee, before high heaven and you, - That before you, and next unto high heaven, - I love your son. - My friends were poor, but honest; so's my love. - Be not offended, for it hurts not him - That he is lov'd of me; I follow him not - By any token of presumptuous suit, - Nor would I have him till I do deserve him; - Yet never know how that desert should be. - I know I love in vain, strive against hope; - Yet in this captious and intenible sieve - I still pour in the waters of my love, - And lack not to lose still. Thus, Indian-like, - Religious in mine error, I adore - The sun that looks upon his worshipper - But knows of him no more. My dearest madam, - Let not your hate encounter with my love, - For loving where you do; but if yourself, - Whose aged honour cites a virtuous youth, - Did ever in so true a flame of liking - Wish chastely and love dearly that your Dian - Was both herself and Love; O, then, give pity - To her whose state is such that cannot choose - But lend and give where she is sure to lose; - That seeks not to find that her search implies, - But, riddle-like, lives sweetly where she dies! - COUNTESS. Had you not lately an intent-speak truly- - To go to Paris? - HELENA. Madam, I had. - COUNTESS. Wherefore? Tell true. - HELENA. I will tell truth; by grace itself I swear. - You know my father left me some prescriptions - Of rare and prov'd effects, such as his reading - And manifest experience had collected - For general sovereignty; and that he will'd me - In heedfull'st reservation to bestow them, - As notes whose faculties inclusive were - More than they were in note. Amongst the rest - There is a remedy, approv'd, set down, - To cure the desperate languishings whereof - The King is render'd lost. - COUNTESS. This was your motive - For Paris, was it? Speak. - HELENA. My lord your son made me to think of this, - Else Paris, and the medicine, and the King, - Had from the conversation of my thoughts - Haply been absent then. - COUNTESS. But think you, Helen, - If you should tender your supposed aid, - He would receive it? He and his physicians - Are of a mind: he, that they cannot help him; - They, that they cannot help. How shall they credit - A poor unlearned virgin, when the schools, - Embowell'd of their doctrine, have let off - The danger to itself? - HELENA. There's something in't - More than my father's skill, which was the great'st - Of his profession, that his good receipt - Shall for my legacy be sanctified - By th' luckiest stars in heaven; and, would your honour - But give me leave to try success, I'd venture - The well-lost life of mine on his Grace's cure. - By such a day and hour. - COUNTESS. Dost thou believe't? - HELENA. Ay, madam, knowingly. - COUNTESS. Why, Helen, thou shalt have my leave and love, - Means and attendants, and my loving greetings - To those of mine in court. I'll stay at home, - And pray God's blessing into thy attempt. - Be gone to-morrow; and be sure of this, - What I can help thee to thou shalt not miss. Exeunt - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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Farewell, young lords; - Whether I live or die, be you the sons - Of worthy Frenchmen; let higher Italy- - Those bated that inherit but the fall - Of the last monarchy-see that you come - Not to woo honour, but to wed it; when - The bravest questant shrinks, find what you seek, - That fame may cry you aloud. I say farewell. - SECOND LORD. Health, at your bidding, serve your Majesty! - KING. Those girls of Italy, take heed of them; - They say our French lack language to deny, - If they demand; beware of being captives - Before you serve. - BOTH. Our hearts receive your warnings. - KING. Farewell. [To ATTENDANTS] Come hither to me. - The KING retires attended - FIRST LORD. O my sweet lord, that you will stay behind us! - PAROLLES. 'Tis not his fault, the spark. - SECOND LORD. O, 'tis brave wars! - PAROLLES. Most admirable! I have seen those wars. - BERTRAM. I am commanded here and kept a coil with - 'Too young' and next year' and "Tis too early.' - PAROLLES. An thy mind stand to 't, boy, steal away bravely. - BERTRAM. I shall stay here the forehorse to a smock, - Creaking my shoes on the plain masonry, - Till honour be bought up, and no sword worn - But one to dance with. By heaven, I'll steal away. - FIRST LORD. There's honour in the theft. - PAROLLES. Commit it, Count. - SECOND LORD. I am your accessary; and so farewell. - BERTRAM. I grow to you, and our parting is a tortur'd body. - FIRST LORD. Farewell, Captain. - SECOND LORD. Sweet Monsieur Parolles! - PAROLLES. Noble heroes, my sword and yours are kin. Good sparks and - lustrous, a word, good metals: you shall find in the regiment of - the Spinii one Captain Spurio, with his cicatrice, an emblem of - war, here on his sinister cheek; it was this very sword - entrench'd it. Say to him I live; and observe his reports for me. - FIRST LORD. We shall, noble Captain. - PAROLLES. Mars dote on you for his novices! Exeunt LORDS - What will ye do? - - Re-enter the KING - - BERTRAM. Stay; the King! - PAROLLES. Use a more spacious ceremony to the noble lords; you have - restrain'd yourself within the list of too cold an adieu. Be more - expressive to them; for they wear themselves in the cap of the - time; there do muster true gait; eat, speak, and move, under the - influence of the most receiv'd star; and though the devil lead - the measure, such are to be followed. After them, and take a more - dilated farewell. - BERTRAM. And I will do so. - PAROLLES. Worthy fellows; and like to prove most sinewy sword-men. - Exeunt BERTRAM and PAROLLES - - Enter LAFEU - - LAFEU. [Kneeling] Pardon, my lord, for me and for my tidings. - KING. I'll fee thee to stand up. - LAFEU. Then here's a man stands that has brought his pardon. - I would you had kneel'd, my lord, to ask me mercy; - And that at my bidding you could so stand up. - KING. I would I had; so I had broke thy pate, - And ask'd thee mercy for't. - LAFEU. Good faith, across! - But, my good lord, 'tis thus: will you be cur'd - Of your infirmity? - KING. No. - LAFEU. O, will you eat - No grapes, my royal fox? Yes, but you will - My noble grapes, an if my royal fox - Could reach them: I have seen a medicine - That's able to breathe life into a stone, - Quicken a rock, and make you dance canary - With spritely fire and motion; whose simple touch - Is powerful to araise King Pepin, nay, - To give great Charlemain a pen in's hand - And write to her a love-line. - KING. What her is this? - LAFEU. Why, Doctor She! My lord, there's one arriv'd, - If you will see her. Now, by my faith and honour, - If seriously I may convey my thoughts - In this my light deliverance, I have spoke - With one that in her sex, her years, profession, - Wisdom, and constancy, hath amaz'd me more - Than I dare blame my weakness. Will you see her, - For that is her demand, and know her business? - That done, laugh well at me. - KING. Now, good Lafeu, - Bring in the admiration, that we with the - May spend our wonder too, or take off thine - By wond'ring how thou took'st it. - LAFEU. Nay, I'll fit you, - And not be all day neither. Exit LAFEU - KING. Thus he his special nothing ever prologues. - - Re-enter LAFEU with HELENA - - LAFEU. Nay, come your ways. - KING. This haste hath wings indeed. - LAFEU. Nay, come your ways; - This is his Majesty; say your mind to him. - A traitor you do look like; but such traitors - His Majesty seldom fears. I am Cressid's uncle, - That dare leave two together. Fare you well. Exit - KING. Now, fair one, does your business follow us? - HELENA. Ay, my good lord. - Gerard de Narbon was my father, - In what he did profess, well found. - KING. I knew him. - HELENA. The rather will I spare my praises towards him; - Knowing him is enough. On's bed of death - Many receipts he gave me; chiefly one, - Which, as the dearest issue of his practice, - And of his old experience th' only darling, - He bade me store up as a triple eye, - Safer than mine own two, more dear. I have so: - And, hearing your high Majesty is touch'd - With that malignant cause wherein the honour - Of my dear father's gift stands chief in power, - I come to tender it, and my appliance, - With all bound humbleness. - KING. We thank you, maiden; - But may not be so credulous of cure, - When our most learned doctors leave us, and - The congregated college have concluded - That labouring art can never ransom nature - From her inaidable estate-I say we must not - So stain our judgment, or corrupt our hope, - To prostitute our past-cure malady - To empirics; or to dissever so - Our great self and our credit to esteem - A senseless help, when help past sense we deem. - HELENA. My duty then shall pay me for my pains. - I will no more enforce mine office on you; - Humbly entreating from your royal thoughts - A modest one to bear me back again. - KING. I cannot give thee less, to be call'd grateful. - Thou thought'st to help me; and such thanks I give - As one near death to those that wish him live. - But what at full I know, thou know'st no part; - I knowing all my peril, thou no art. - HELENA. What I can do can do no hurt to try, - Since you set up your rest 'gainst remedy. - He that of greatest works is finisher - Oft does them by the weakest minister. - So holy writ in babes hath judgment shown, - When judges have been babes. Great floods have flown - From simple sources, and great seas have dried - When miracles have by the greatest been denied. - Oft expectation fails, and most oft there - Where most it promises; and oft it hits - Where hope is coldest, and despair most fits. - KING. I must not hear thee. Fare thee well, kind maid; - Thy pains, not us'd, must by thyself be paid; - Proffers not took reap thanks for their reward. - HELENA. Inspired merit so by breath is barr'd. - It is not so with Him that all things knows, - As 'tis with us that square our guess by shows; - But most it is presumption in us when - The help of heaven we count the act of men. - Dear sir, to my endeavours give consent; - Of heaven, not me, make an experiment. - I am not an impostor, that proclaim - Myself against the level of mine aim; - But know I think, and think I know most sure, - My art is not past power nor you past cure. - KING. Art thou so confident? Within what space - Hop'st thou my cure? - HELENA. The greatest Grace lending grace. - Ere twice the horses of the sun shall bring - Their fiery torcher his diurnal ring, - Ere twice in murk and occidental damp - Moist Hesperus hath quench'd his sleepy lamp, - Or four and twenty times the pilot's glass - Hath told the thievish minutes how they pass, - What is infirm from your sound parts shall fly, - Health shall live free, and sickness freely die. - KING. Upon thy certainty and confidence - What dar'st thou venture? - HELENA. Tax of impudence, - A strumpet's boldness, a divulged shame, - Traduc'd by odious ballads; my maiden's name - Sear'd otherwise; ne worse of worst-extended - With vilest torture let my life be ended. - KING. Methinks in thee some blessed spirit doth speak - His powerful sound within an organ weak; - And what impossibility would slay - In common sense, sense saves another way. - Thy life is dear; for all that life can rate - Worth name of life in thee hath estimate: - Youth, beauty, wisdom, courage, all - That happiness and prime can happy call. - Thou this to hazard needs must intimate - Skill infinite or monstrous desperate. - Sweet practiser, thy physic I will try, - That ministers thine own death if I die. - HELENA. If I break time, or flinch in property - Of what I spoke, unpitied let me die; - And well deserv'd. Not helping, death's my fee; - But, if I help, what do you promise me? - KING. Make thy demand. - HELENA. But will you make it even? - KING. Ay, by my sceptre and my hopes of heaven. - HELENA. Then shalt thou give me with thy kingly hand - What husband in thy power I will command. - Exempted be from me the arrogance - To choose from forth the royal blood of France, - My low and humble name to propagate - With any branch or image of thy state; - But such a one, thy vassal, whom I know - Is free for me to ask, thee to bestow. - KING. Here is my hand; the premises observ'd, - Thy will by my performance shall be serv'd. - So make the choice of thy own time, for I, - Thy resolv'd patient, on thee still rely. - More should I question thee, and more I must, - Though more to know could not be more to trust, - From whence thou cam'st, how tended on. But rest - Unquestion'd welcome and undoubted blest. - Give me some help here, ho! If thou proceed - As high as word, my deed shall match thy deed. - [Flourish. Exeunt] - - - - -ACT II. SCENE 2. -Rousillon. The COUNT'S palace - -Enter COUNTESS and CLOWN - - COUNTESS. Come on, sir; I shall now put you to the height of your - breeding. - CLOWN. I will show myself highly fed and lowly taught. I know my - business is but to the court. - COUNTESS. To the court! Why, what place make you special, when you - put off that with such contempt? But to the court! - CLOWN. Truly, madam, if God have lent a man any manners, he may - easily put it off at court. He that cannot make a leg, put off's - cap, kiss his hand, and say nothing, has neither leg, hands, lip, - nor cap; and indeed such a fellow, to say precisely, were not for - the court; but for me, I have an answer will serve all men. - COUNTESS. Marry, that's a bountiful answer that fits all questions. - CLOWN. It is like a barber's chair, that fits all buttocks-the pin - buttock, the quatch buttock, the brawn buttock, or any buttock. - COUNTESS. Will your answer serve fit to all questions? - CLOWN. As fit as ten groats is for the hand of an attorney, as your - French crown for your taffety punk, as Tib's rush for Tom's - forefinger, as a pancake for Shrove Tuesday, a morris for Mayday, - as the nail to his hole, the cuckold to his horn, as a scolding - quean to a wrangling knave, as the nun's lip to the friar's - mouth; nay, as the pudding to his skin. - COUNTESS. Have you, I, say, an answer of such fitness for all - questions? - CLOWN. From below your duke to beneath your constable, it will fit - any question. - COUNTESS. It must be an answer of most monstrous size that must fit - all demands. - CLOWN. But a trifle neither, in good faith, if the learned should - speak truth of it. Here it is, and all that belongs to't. Ask me - if I am a courtier: it shall do you no harm to learn. - COUNTESS. To be young again, if we could, I will be a fool in - question, hoping to be the wiser by your answer. I pray you, sir, - are you a courtier? - CLOWN. O Lord, sir!-There's a simple putting off. More, more, a - hundred of them. - COUNTESS. Sir, I am a poor friend of yours, that loves you. - CLOWN. O Lord, sir!-Thick, thick; spare not me. - COUNTESS. I think, sir, you can eat none of this homely meat. - CLOWN. O Lord, sir!-Nay, put me to't, I warrant you. - COUNTESS. You were lately whipp'd, sir, as I think. - CLOWN. O Lord, sir!-Spare not me. - COUNTESS. Do you cry 'O Lord, sir!' at your whipping, and 'spare - not me'? Indeed your 'O Lord, sir!' is very sequent to your - whipping. You would answer very well to a whipping, if you were - but bound to't. - CLOWN. I ne'er had worse luck in my life in my 'O Lord, sir!' I see - thing's may serve long, but not serve ever. - COUNTESS. I play the noble housewife with the time, - To entertain it so merrily with a fool. - CLOWN. O Lord, sir!-Why, there't serves well again. - COUNTESS. An end, sir! To your business: give Helen this, - And urge her to a present answer back; - Commend me to my kinsmen and my son. This is not much. - CLOWN. Not much commendation to them? - COUNTESS. Not much employment for you. You understand me? - CLOWN. Most fruitfully; I am there before my legs. - COUNTESS. Haste you again. Exeunt - - - - -ACT II. SCENE 3. -Paris. The KING'S palace - -Enter BERTRAM, LAFEU, and PAROLLES - - LAFEU. They say miracles are past; and we have our philosophical - persons to make modern and familiar things supernatural and - causeless. Hence is it that we make trifles of terrors, - ensconcing ourselves into seeming knowledge when we should submit - ourselves to an unknown fear. - PAROLLES. Why, 'tis the rarest argument of wonder that hath shot - out in our latter times. - BERTRAM. And so 'tis. - LAFEU. To be relinquish'd of the artists- - PAROLLES. So I say-both of Galen and Paracelsus. - LAFEU. Of all the learned and authentic fellows- - PAROLLES. Right; so I say. - LAFEU. That gave him out incurable- - PAROLLES. Why, there 'tis; so say I too. - LAFEU. Not to be help'd- - PAROLLES. Right; as 'twere a man assur'd of a- - LAFEU. Uncertain life and sure death. - PAROLLES. Just; you say well; so would I have said. - LAFEU. I may truly say it is a novelty to the world. - PAROLLES. It is indeed. If you will have it in showing, you shall - read it in what-do-ye-call't here. - LAFEU. [Reading the ballad title] 'A Showing of a Heavenly - Effect in an Earthly Actor.' - PAROLLES. That's it; I would have said the very same. - LAFEU. Why, your dolphin is not lustier. 'Fore me, I speak in - respect- - PAROLLES. Nay, 'tis strange, 'tis very strange; that is the brief - and the tedious of it; and he's of a most facinerious spirit that - will not acknowledge it to be the- - LAFEU. Very hand of heaven. - PAROLLES. Ay; so I say. - LAFEU. In a most weak- - PAROLLES. And debile minister, great power, great transcendence; - which should, indeed, give us a further use to be made than alone - the recov'ry of the King, as to be- - LAFEU. Generally thankful. - - Enter KING, HELENA, and ATTENDANTS - - PAROLLES. I would have said it; you say well. Here comes the King. - LAFEU. Lustig, as the Dutchman says. I'll like a maid the better, - whilst I have a tooth in my head. Why, he's able to lead her a - coranto. - PAROLLES. Mort du vinaigre! Is not this Helen? - LAFEU. 'Fore God, I think so. - KING. Go, call before me all the lords in court. - Exit an ATTENDANT - Sit, my preserver, by thy patient's side; - And with this healthful hand, whose banish'd sense - Thou has repeal'd, a second time receive - The confirmation of my promis'd gift, - Which but attends thy naming. - - Enter three or four LORDS - - Fair maid, send forth thine eye. This youthful parcel - Of noble bachelors stand at my bestowing, - O'er whom both sovereign power and father's voice - I have to use. Thy frank election make; - Thou hast power to choose, and they none to forsake. - HELENA. To each of you one fair and virtuous mistress - Fall, when love please. Marry, to each but one! - LAFEU. I'd give bay Curtal and his furniture - My mouth no more were broken than these boys', - And writ as little beard. - KING. Peruse them well. - Not one of those but had a noble father. - HELENA. Gentlemen, - Heaven hath through me restor'd the King to health. - ALL. We understand it, and thank heaven for you. - HELENA. I am a simple maid, and therein wealthiest - That I protest I simply am a maid. - Please it your Majesty, I have done already. - The blushes in my cheeks thus whisper me: - 'We blush that thou shouldst choose; but, be refused, - Let the white death sit on thy cheek for ever, - We'll ne'er come there again.' - KING. Make choice and see: - Who shuns thy love shuns all his love in me. - HELENA. Now, Dian, from thy altar do I fly, - And to imperial Love, that god most high, - Do my sighs stream. Sir, will you hear my suit? - FIRST LORD. And grant it. - HELENA. Thanks, sir; all the rest is mute. - LAFEU. I had rather be in this choice than throw ames-ace for my - life. - HELENA. The honour, sir, that flames in your fair eyes, - Before I speak, too threat'ningly replies. - Love make your fortunes twenty times above - Her that so wishes, and her humble love! - SECOND LORD. No better, if you please. - HELENA. My wish receive, - Which great Love grant; and so I take my leave. - LAFEU. Do all they deny her? An they were sons of mine I'd have - them whipt; or I would send them to th' Turk to make eunuchs of. - HELENA. Be not afraid that I your hand should take; - I'll never do you wrong for your own sake. - Blessing upon your vows; and in your bed - Find fairer fortune, if you ever wed! - LAFEU. These boys are boys of ice; they'll none have her. - Sure, they are bastards to the English; the French ne'er got 'em. - HELENA. You are too young, too happy, and too good, - To make yourself a son out of my blood. - FOURTH LORD. Fair one, I think not so. - LAFEU. There's one grape yet; I am sure thy father drunk wine-but - if thou be'st not an ass, I am a youth of fourteen; I have known - thee already. - HELENA. [To BERTRAM] I dare not say I take you; but I give - Me and my service, ever whilst I live, - Into your guiding power. This is the man. - KING. Why, then, young Bertram, take her; she's thy wife. - BERTRAM. My wife, my liege! I shall beseech your Highness, - In such a business give me leave to use - The help of mine own eyes. - KING. Know'st thou not, Bertram, - What she has done for me? - BERTRAM. Yes, my good lord; - But never hope to know why I should marry her. - KING. Thou know'st she has rais'd me from my sickly bed. - BERTRAM. But follows it, my lord, to bring me down - Must answer for your raising? I know her well: - She had her breeding at my father's charge. - A poor physician's daughter my wife! Disdain - Rather corrupt me ever! - KING. 'Tis only title thou disdain'st in her, the which - I can build up. Strange is it that our bloods, - Of colour, weight, and heat, pour'd all together, - Would quite confound distinction, yet stand off - In differences so mighty. If she be - All that is virtuous-save what thou dislik'st, - A poor physician's daughter-thou dislik'st - Of virtue for the name; but do not so. - From lowest place when virtuous things proceed, - The place is dignified by the doer's deed; - Where great additions swell's, and virtue none, - It is a dropsied honour. Good alone - Is good without a name. Vileness is so: - The property by what it is should go, - Not by the title. She is young, wise, fair; - In these to nature she's immediate heir; - And these breed honour. That is honour's scorn - Which challenges itself as honour's born - And is not like the sire. Honours thrive - When rather from our acts we them derive - Than our fore-goers. The mere word's a slave, - Debauch'd on every tomb, on every grave - A lying trophy; and as oft is dumb - Where dust and damn'd oblivion is the tomb - Of honour'd bones indeed. What should be said? - If thou canst like this creature as a maid, - I can create the rest. Virtue and she - Is her own dower; honour and wealth from me. - BERTRAM. I cannot love her, nor will strive to do 't. - KING. Thou wrong'st thyself, if thou shouldst strive to choose. - HELENA. That you are well restor'd, my lord, I'm glad. - Let the rest go. - KING. My honour's at the stake; which to defeat, - I must produce my power. Here, take her hand, - Proud scornful boy, unworthy this good gift, - That dost in vile misprision shackle up - My love and her desert; that canst not dream - We, poising us in her defective scale, - Shall weigh thee to the beam; that wilt not know - It is in us to plant thine honour where - We please to have it grow. Check thy contempt; - Obey our will, which travails in thy good; - Believe not thy disdain, but presently - Do thine own fortunes that obedient right - Which both thy duty owes and our power claims; - Or I will throw thee from my care for ever - Into the staggers and the careless lapse - Of youth and ignorance; both my revenge and hate - Loosing upon thee in the name of justice, - Without all terms of pity. Speak; thine answer. - BERTRAM. Pardon, my gracious lord; for I submit - My fancy to your eyes. When I consider - What great creation and what dole of honour - Flies where you bid it, I find that she which late - Was in my nobler thoughts most base is now - The praised of the King; who, so ennobled, - Is as 'twere born so. - KING. Take her by the hand, - And tell her she is thine; to whom I promise - A counterpoise, if not to thy estate - A balance more replete. - BERTRAM. I take her hand. - KING. Good fortune and the favour of the King - Smile upon this contract; whose ceremony - Shall seem expedient on the now-born brief, - And be perform'd to-night. The solemn feast - Shall more attend upon the coming space, - Expecting absent friends. As thou lov'st her, - Thy love's to me religious; else, does err. - Exeunt all but LAFEU and PAROLLES who stay behind, - commenting of this wedding - LAFEU. Do you hear, monsieur? A word with you. - PAROLLES. Your pleasure, sir? - LAFEU. Your lord and master did well to make his recantation. - PAROLLES. Recantation! My Lord! my master! - LAFEU. Ay; is it not a language I speak? - PAROLLES. A most harsh one, and not to be understood without bloody - succeeding. My master! - LAFEU. Are you companion to the Count Rousillon? - PAROLLES. To any count; to all counts; to what is man. - LAFEU. To what is count's man: count's master is of another style. - PAROLLES. You are too old, sir; let it satisfy you, you are too - old. - LAFEU. I must tell thee, sirrah, I write man; to which title age - cannot bring thee. - PAROLLES. What I dare too well do, I dare not do. - LAFEU. I did think thee, for two ordinaries, to be a pretty wise - fellow; thou didst make tolerable vent of thy travel; it might - pass. Yet the scarfs and the bannerets about thee did manifoldly - dissuade me from believing thee a vessel of too great a burden. I - have now found thee; when I lose thee again I care not; yet art - thou good for nothing but taking up; and that thou'rt scarce - worth. - PAROLLES. Hadst thou not the privilege of antiquity upon thee- - LAFEU. Do not plunge thyself too far in anger, lest thou hasten thy - trial; which if-Lord have mercy on thee for a hen! So, my good - window of lattice, fare thee well; thy casement I need not open, - for I look through thee. Give me thy hand. - PAROLLES. My lord, you give me most egregious indignity. - LAFEU. Ay, with all my heart; and thou art worthy of it. - PAROLLES. I have not, my lord, deserv'd it. - LAFEU. Yes, good faith, ev'ry dram of it; and I will not bate thee - a scruple. - PAROLLES. Well, I shall be wiser. - LAFEU. Ev'n as soon as thou canst, for thou hast to pull at a smack - o' th' contrary. If ever thou be'st bound in thy scarf and - beaten, thou shalt find what it is to be proud of thy bondage. I - have a desire to hold my acquaintance with thee, or rather my - knowledge, that I may say in the default 'He is a man I know.' - PAROLLES. My lord, you do me most insupportable vexation. - LAFEU. I would it were hell pains for thy sake, and my poor doing - eternal; for doing I am past, as I will by thee, in what motion - age will give me leave. Exit - PAROLLES. Well, thou hast a son shall take this disgrace off me: - scurvy, old, filthy, scurvy lord! Well, I must be patient; there - is no fettering of authority. I'll beat him, by my life, if I can - meet him with any convenience, an he were double and double a - lord. I'll have no more pity of his age than I would have of- - I'll beat him, and if I could but meet him again. - - Re-enter LAFEU - - LAFEU. Sirrah, your lord and master's married; there's news for - you; you have a new mistress. - PAROLLES. I most unfeignedly beseech your lordship to make some - reservation of your wrongs. He is my good lord: whom I serve - above is my master. - LAFEU. Who? God? - PAROLLES. Ay, sir. - LAFEU. The devil it is that's thy master. Why dost thou garter up - thy arms o' this fashion? Dost make hose of thy sleeves? Do other - servants so? Thou wert best set thy lower part where thy nose - stands. By mine honour, if I were but two hours younger, I'd beat - thee. Methink'st thou art a general offence, and every man should - beat thee. I think thou wast created for men to breathe - themselves upon thee. - PAROLLES. This is hard and undeserved measure, my lord. - LAFEU. Go to, sir; you were beaten in Italy for picking a kernel - out of a pomegranate; you are a vagabond, and no true traveller; - you are more saucy with lords and honourable personages than the - commission of your birth and virtue gives you heraldry. You are - not worth another word, else I'd call you knave. I leave you. - Exit - - Enter BERTRAM - - PAROLLES. Good, very, good, it is so then. Good, very good; let it - be conceal'd awhile. - BERTRAM. Undone, and forfeited to cares for ever! - PAROLLES. What's the matter, sweetheart? - BERTRAM. Although before the solemn priest I have sworn, - I will not bed her. - PAROLLES. What, what, sweetheart? - BERTRAM. O my Parolles, they have married me! - I'll to the Tuscan wars, and never bed her. - PAROLLES. France is a dog-hole, and it no more merits - The tread of a man's foot. To th' wars! - BERTRAM. There's letters from my mother; what th' import is I know - not yet. - PAROLLES. Ay, that would be known. To th' wars, my boy, to th' - wars! - He wears his honour in a box unseen - That hugs his kicky-wicky here at home, - Spending his manly marrow in her arms, - Which should sustain the bound and high curvet - Of Mars's fiery steed. To other regions! - France is a stable; we that dwell in't jades; - Therefore, to th' war! - BERTRAM. It shall be so; I'll send her to my house, - Acquaint my mother with my hate to her, - And wherefore I am fled; write to the King - That which I durst not speak. His present gift - Shall furnish me to those Italian fields - Where noble fellows strike. War is no strife - To the dark house and the detested wife. - PAROLLES. Will this capriccio hold in thee, art sure? - BERTRAM. Go with me to my chamber and advise me. - I'll send her straight away. To-morrow - I'll to the wars, she to her single sorrow. - PAROLLES. Why, these balls bound; there's noise in it. 'Tis hard: - A young man married is a man that's marr'd. - Therefore away, and leave her bravely; go. - The King has done you wrong; but, hush, 'tis so. Exeunt - - - - -ACT II. SCENE 4. -Paris. The KING'S palace - -Enter HELENA and CLOWN - - HELENA. My mother greets me kindly; is she well? - CLOWN. She is not well, but yet she has her health; she's very - merry, but yet she is not well. But thanks be given, she's very - well, and wants nothing i' th' world; but yet she is not well. - HELENA. If she be very well, what does she ail that she's not very - well? - CLOWN. Truly, she's very well indeed, but for two things. - HELENA. What two things? - CLOWN. One, that she's not in heaven, whither God send her quickly! - The other, that she's in earth, from whence God send her quickly! - - Enter PAROLLES - - PAROLLES. Bless you, my fortunate lady! - HELENA. I hope, sir, I have your good will to have mine own good - fortunes. - PAROLLES. You had my prayers to lead them on; and to keep them on, - have them still. O, my knave, how does my old lady? - CLOWN. So that you had her wrinkles and I her money, I would she - did as you say. - PAROLLES. Why, I say nothing. - CLOWN. Marry, you are the wiser man; for many a man's tongue shakes - out his master's undoing. To say nothing, to do nothing, to know - nothing, and to have nothing, is to be a great part of your - title, which is within a very little of nothing. - PAROLLES. Away! th'art a knave. - CLOWN. You should have said, sir, 'Before a knave th'art a knave'; - that's 'Before me th'art a knave.' This had been truth, sir. - PAROLLES. Go to, thou art a witty fool; I have found thee. - CLOWN. Did you find me in yourself, sir, or were you taught to find - me? The search, sir, was profitable; and much fool may you find - in you, even to the world's pleasure and the increase of - laughter. - PAROLLES. A good knave, i' faith, and well fed. - Madam, my lord will go away to-night: - A very serious business calls on him. - The great prerogative and rite of love, - Which, as your due, time claims, he does acknowledge; - But puts it off to a compell'd restraint; - Whose want, and whose delay, is strew'd with sweets, - Which they distil now in the curbed time, - To make the coming hour o'erflow with joy - And pleasure drown the brim. - HELENA. What's his else? - PAROLLES. That you will take your instant leave o' th' King, - And make this haste as your own good proceeding, - Strength'ned with what apology you think - May make it probable need. - HELENA. What more commands he? - PAROLLES. That, having this obtain'd, you presently - Attend his further pleasure. - HELENA. In everything I wait upon his will. - PAROLLES. I shall report it so. - HELENA. I pray you. Exit PAROLLES - Come, sirrah. Exeunt - - - - -ACT II. SCENE 5. -Paris. The KING'S palace - -Enter LAFEU and BERTRAM - - LAFEU. But I hope your lordship thinks not him a soldier. - BERTRAM. Yes, my lord, and of very valiant approof. - LAFEU. You have it from his own deliverance. - BERTRAM. And by other warranted testimony. - LAFEU. Then my dial goes not true; I took this lark for a bunting. - BERTRAM. I do assure you, my lord, he is very great in knowledge, - and accordingly valiant. - LAFEU. I have then sinn'd against his experience and transgress'd - against his valour; and my state that way is dangerous, since I - cannot yet find in my heart to repent. Here he comes; I pray you - make us friends; I will pursue the amity - - Enter PAROLLES - - PAROLLES. [To BERTRAM] These things shall be done, sir. - LAFEU. Pray you, sir, who's his tailor? - PAROLLES. Sir! - LAFEU. O, I know him well. Ay, sir; he, sir, 's a good workman, a - very good tailor. - BERTRAM. [Aside to PAROLLES] Is she gone to the King? - PAROLLES. She is. - BERTRAM. Will she away to-night? - PAROLLES. As you'll have her. - BERTRAM. I have writ my letters, casketed my treasure, - Given order for our horses; and to-night, - When I should take possession of the bride, - End ere I do begin. - LAFEU. A good traveller is something at the latter end of a dinner; - but one that lies three-thirds and uses a known truth to pass a - thousand nothings with, should be once heard and thrice beaten. - God save you, Captain. - BERTRAM. Is there any unkindness between my lord and you, monsieur? - PAROLLES. I know not how I have deserved to run into my lord's - displeasure. - LAFEU. You have made shift to run into 't, boots and spurs and all, - like him that leapt into the custard; and out of it you'll run - again, rather than suffer question for your residence. - BERTRAM. It may be you have mistaken him, my lord. - LAFEU. And shall do so ever, though I took him at's prayers. - Fare you well, my lord; and believe this of me: there can be no - kernal in this light nut; the soul of this man is his clothes; - trust him not in matter of heavy consequence; I have kept of them - tame, and know their natures. Farewell, monsieur; I have spoken - better of you than you have or will to deserve at my hand; but we - must do good against evil. Exit - PAROLLES. An idle lord, I swear. - BERTRAM. I think so. - PAROLLES. Why, do you not know him? - BERTRAM. Yes, I do know him well; and common speech - Gives him a worthy pass. Here comes my clog. - - Enter HELENA - - HELENA. I have, sir, as I was commanded from you, - Spoke with the King, and have procur'd his leave - For present parting; only he desires - Some private speech with you. - BERTRAM. I shall obey his will. - You must not marvel, Helen, at my course, - Which holds not colour with the time, nor does - The ministration and required office - On my particular. Prepar'd I was not - For such a business; therefore am I found - So much unsettled. This drives me to entreat you - That presently you take your way for home, - And rather muse than ask why I entreat you; - For my respects are better than they seem, - And my appointments have in them a need - Greater than shows itself at the first view - To you that know them not. This to my mother. - [Giving a letter] - 'Twill be two days ere I shall see you; so - I leave you to your wisdom. - HELENA. Sir, I can nothing say - But that I am your most obedient servant. - BERTRAM. Come, come, no more of that. - HELENA. And ever shall - With true observance seek to eke out that - Wherein toward me my homely stars have fail'd - To equal my great fortune. - BERTRAM. Let that go. - My haste is very great. Farewell; hie home. - HELENA. Pray, sir, your pardon. - BERTRAM. Well, what would you say? - HELENA. I am not worthy of the wealth I owe, - Nor dare I say 'tis mine, and yet it is; - But, like a timorous thief, most fain would steal - What law does vouch mine own. - BERTRAM. What would you have? - HELENA. Something; and scarce so much; nothing, indeed. - I would not tell you what I would, my lord. - Faith, yes: - Strangers and foes do sunder and not kiss. - BERTRAM. I pray you, stay not, but in haste to horse. - HELENA. I shall not break your bidding, good my lord. - BERTRAM. Where are my other men, monsieur? - Farewell! Exit HELENA - Go thou toward home, where I will never come - Whilst I can shake my sword or hear the drum. - Away, and for our flight. - PAROLLES. Bravely, coragio! Exeunt - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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Good my lord, - The reasons of our state I cannot yield, - But like a common and an outward man - That the great figure of a council frames - By self-unable motion; therefore dare not - Say what I think of it, since I have found - Myself in my incertain grounds to fail - As often as I guess'd. - DUKE. Be it his pleasure. - FIRST LORD. But I am sure the younger of our nature, - That surfeit on their ease, will day by day - Come here for physic. - DUKE. Welcome shall they be - And all the honours that can fly from us - Shall on them settle. You know your places well; - When better fall, for your avails they fell. - To-morrow to th' field. Flourish. Exeunt - - - - -ACT III. SCENE 2. -Rousillon. The COUNT'S palace - -Enter COUNTESS and CLOWN - - COUNTESS. It hath happen'd all as I would have had it, save that he - comes not along with her. - CLOWN. By my troth, I take my young lord to be a very melancholy - man. - COUNTESS. By what observance, I pray you? - CLOWN. Why, he will look upon his boot and sing; mend the ruff and - sing; ask questions and sing; pick his teeth and sing. I know a - man that had this trick of melancholy sold a goodly manor for a - song. - COUNTESS. Let me see what he writes, and when he means to come. - [Opening a letter] - CLOWN. I have no mind to Isbel since I was at court. Our old ling - and our Isbels o' th' country are nothing like your old ling and - your Isbels o' th' court. The brains of my Cupid's knock'd out; - and I begin to love, as an old man loves money, with no stomach. - COUNTESS. What have we here? - CLOWN. E'en that you have there. Exit - COUNTESS. [Reads] 'I have sent you a daughter-in-law; she hath - recovered the King and undone me. I have wedded her, not bedded - her; and sworn to make the "not" eternal. You shall hear I am run - away; know it before the report come. If there be breadth enough - in the world, I will hold a long distance. My duty to you. - Your unfortunate son, - BERTRAM.' - This is not well, rash and unbridled boy, - To fly the favours of so good a king, - To pluck his indignation on thy head - By the misprizing of a maid too virtuous - For the contempt of empire. - - Re-enter CLOWN - - CLOWN. O madam, yonder is heavy news within between two soldiers - and my young lady. - COUNTESS. What is the -matter? - CLOWN. Nay, there is some comfort in the news, some comfort; your - son will not be kill'd so soon as I thought he would. - COUNTESS. Why should he be kill'd? - CLOWN. So say I, madam, if he run away, as I hear he does the - danger is in standing to 't; that's the loss of men, though it be - the getting of children. Here they come will tell you more. For my - part, I only hear your son was run away. Exit - - Enter HELENA and the two FRENCH GENTLEMEN - - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Save you, good madam. - HELENA. Madam, my lord is gone, for ever gone. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Do not say so. - COUNTESS. Think upon patience. Pray you, gentlemen- - I have felt so many quirks of joy and grief - That the first face of neither, on the start, - Can woman me unto 't. Where is my son, I pray you? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Madam, he's gone to serve the Duke of Florence. - We met him thitherward; for thence we came, - And, after some dispatch in hand at court, - Thither we bend again. - HELENA. Look on this letter, madam; here's my passport. - [Reads] 'When thou canst get the ring upon my finger, which - never shall come off, and show me a child begotten of thy body - that I am father to, then call me husband; but in such a "then" I - write a "never." - This is a dreadful sentence. - COUNTESS. Brought you this letter, gentlemen? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Ay, madam; - And for the contents' sake are sorry for our pains. - COUNTESS. I prithee, lady, have a better cheer; - If thou engrossest all the griefs are thine, - Thou robb'st me of a moiety. He was my son; - But I do wash his name out of my blood, - And thou art all my child. Towards Florence is he? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Ay, madam. - COUNTESS. And to be a soldier? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Such is his noble purpose; and, believe 't, - The Duke will lay upon him all the honour - That good convenience claims. - COUNTESS. Return you thither? - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Ay, madam, with the swiftest wing of speed. - HELENA. [Reads] 'Till I have no wife, I have nothing in France.' - 'Tis bitter. - COUNTESS. Find you that there? - HELENA. Ay, madam. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. 'Tis but the boldness of his hand haply, which - his heart was not consenting to. - COUNTESS. Nothing in France until he have no wife! - There's nothing here that is too good for him - But only she; and she deserves a lord - That twenty such rude boys might tend upon, - And call her hourly mistress. Who was with him? - SECOND GENTLEMAN. A servant only, and a gentleman - Which I have sometime known. - COUNTESS. Parolles, was it not? - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Ay, my good lady, he. - COUNTESS. A very tainted fellow, and full of wickedness. - My son corrupts a well-derived nature - With his inducement. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Indeed, good lady, - The fellow has a deal of that too much - Which holds him much to have. - COUNTESS. Y'are welcome, gentlemen. - I will entreat you, when you see my son, - To tell him that his sword can never win - The honour that he loses. More I'll entreat you - Written to bear along. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. We serve you, madam, - In that and all your worthiest affairs. - COUNTESS. Not so, but as we change our courtesies. - Will you draw near? Exeunt COUNTESS and GENTLEMEN - HELENA. 'Till I have no wife, I have nothing in France.' - Nothing in France until he has no wife! - Thou shalt have none, Rousillon, none in France - Then hast thou all again. Poor lord! is't - That chase thee from thy country, and expose - Those tender limbs of thine to the event - Of the non-sparing war? And is it I - That drive thee from the sportive court, where thou - Wast shot at with fair eyes, to be the mark - Of smoky muskets? O you leaden messengers, - That ride upon the violent speed of fire, - Fly with false aim; move the still-piecing air, - That sings with piercing; do not touch my lord. - Whoever shoots at him, I set him there; - Whoever charges on his forward breast, - I am the caitiff that do hold him to't; - And though I kill him not, I am the cause - His death was so effected. Better 'twere - I met the ravin lion when he roar'd - With sharp constraint of hunger; better 'twere - That all the miseries which nature owes - Were mine at once. No; come thou home, Rousillon, - Whence honour but of danger wins a scar, - As oft it loses all. I will be gone. - My being here it is that holds thee hence. - Shall I stay here to do 't? No, no, although - The air of paradise did fan the house, - And angels offic'd all. I will be gone, - That pitiful rumour may report my flight - To consolate thine ear. Come, night; end, day. - For with the dark, poor thief, I'll steal away. Exit - - - - -ACT III. SCENE 3. -Florence. Before the DUKE's palace - -Flourish. Enter the DUKE OF FLORENCE, BERTRAM, PAROLLES, SOLDIERS, -drum and trumpets - - DUKE. The General of our Horse thou art; and we, - Great in our hope, lay our best love and credence - Upon thy promising fortune. - BERTRAM. Sir, it is - A charge too heavy for my strength; but yet - We'll strive to bear it for your worthy sake - To th' extreme edge of hazard. - DUKE. Then go thou forth; - And Fortune play upon thy prosperous helm, - As thy auspicious mistress! - BERTRAM. This very day, - Great Mars, I put myself into thy file; - Make me but like my thoughts, and I shall prove - A lover of thy drum, hater of love. Exeunt - - - - -ACT III. SCENE 4. -Rousillon. The COUNT'S palace - -Enter COUNTESS and STEWARD - - COUNTESS. Alas! and would you take the letter of her? - Might you not know she would do as she has done - By sending me a letter? Read it again. - STEWARD. [Reads] 'I am Saint Jaques' pilgrim, thither gone. - Ambitious love hath so in me offended - That barefoot plod I the cold ground upon, - With sainted vow my faults to have amended. - Write, write, that from the bloody course of war - My dearest master, your dear son, may hie. - Bless him at home in peace, whilst I from far - His name with zealous fervour sanctify. - His taken labours bid him me forgive; - I, his despiteful Juno, sent him forth - From courtly friends, with camping foes to live, - Where death and danger dogs the heels of worth. - He is too good and fair for death and me; - Whom I myself embrace to set him free.' - COUNTESS. Ah, what sharp stings are in her mildest words! - Rinaldo, you did never lack advice so much - As letting her pass so; had I spoke with her, - I could have well diverted her intents, - Which thus she hath prevented. - STEWARD. Pardon me, madam; - If I had given you this at over-night, - She might have been o'er ta'en; and yet she writes - Pursuit would be but vain. - COUNTESS. What angel shall - Bless this unworthy husband? He cannot thrive, - Unless her prayers, whom heaven delights to hear - And loves to grant, reprieve him from the wrath - Of greatest justice. Write, write, Rinaldo, - To this unworthy husband of his wife; - Let every word weigh heavy of her worth - That he does weigh too light. My greatest grief, - Though little he do feel it, set down sharply. - Dispatch the most convenient messenger. - When haply he shall hear that she is gone - He will return; and hope I may that she, - Hearing so much, will speed her foot again, - Led hither by pure love. Which of them both - Is dearest to me I have no skill in sense - To make distinction. Provide this messenger. - My heart is heavy, and mine age is weak; - Grief would have tears, and sorrow bids me speak. Exeunt - - - - -ACT III. SCENE 5. - -Without the walls of Florence -A tucket afar off. Enter an old WIDOW OF FLORENCE, her daughter DIANA, -VIOLENTA, and MARIANA, with other CITIZENS - - WIDOW. Nay, come; for if they do approach the city we shall lose - all the sight. - DIANA. They say the French count has done most honourable service. - WIDOW. It is reported that he has taken their great'st commander; - and that with his own hand he slew the Duke's brother. [Tucket] - We have lost our labour; they are gone a contrary way. Hark! you - may know by their trumpets. - MARIANA. Come, let's return again, and suffice ourselves with the - report of it. Well, Diana, take heed of this French earl; the - honour of a maid is her name, and no legacy is so rich as - honesty. - WIDOW. I have told my neighbour how you have been solicited by a - gentleman his companion. - MARIANA. I know that knave, hang him! one Parolles; a filthy - officer he is in those suggestions for the young earl. Beware of - them, Diana: their promises, enticements, oaths, tokens, and all - these engines of lust, are not the things they go under; many a - maid hath been seduced by them; and the misery is, example, that - so terrible shows in the wreck of maidenhood, cannot for all that - dissuade succession, but that they are limed with the twigs that - threatens them. I hope I need not to advise you further; but I - hope your own grace will keep you where you are, though there - were no further danger known but the modesty which is so lost. - DIANA. You shall not need to fear me. - - Enter HELENA in the dress of a pilgrim - - WIDOW. I hope so. Look, here comes a pilgrim. I know she will lie - at my house: thither they send one another. I'll question her. - God save you, pilgrim! Whither are bound? - HELENA. To Saint Jaques le Grand. - Where do the palmers lodge, I do beseech you? - WIDOW. At the Saint Francis here, beside the port. - HELENA. Is this the way? - [A march afar] - WIDOW. Ay, marry, is't. Hark you! They come this way. - If you will tarry, holy pilgrim, - But till the troops come by, - I will conduct you where you shall be lodg'd; - The rather for I think I know your hostess - As ample as myself. - HELENA. Is it yourself? - WIDOW. If you shall please so, pilgrim. - HELENA. I thank you, and will stay upon your leisure. - WIDOW. You came, I think, from France? - HELENA. I did so. - WIDOW. Here you shall see a countryman of yours - That has done worthy service. - HELENA. His name, I pray you. - DIANA. The Count Rousillon. Know you such a one? - HELENA. But by the ear, that hears most nobly of him; - His face I know not. - DIANA. What some'er he is, - He's bravely taken here. He stole from France, - As 'tis reported, for the King had married him - Against his liking. Think you it is so? - HELENA. Ay, surely, mere the truth; I know his lady. - DIANA. There is a gentleman that serves the Count - Reports but coarsely of her. - HELENA. What's his name? - DIANA. Monsieur Parolles. - HELENA. O, I believe with him, - In argument of praise, or to the worth - Of the great Count himself, she is too mean - To have her name repeated; all her deserving - Is a reserved honesty, and that - I have not heard examin'd. - DIANA. Alas, poor lady! - 'Tis a hard bondage to become the wife - Of a detesting lord. - WIDOW. I sweet, good creature, wheresoe'er she is - Her heart weighs sadly. This young maid might do her - A shrewd turn, if she pleas'd. - HELENA. How do you mean? - May be the amorous Count solicits her - In the unlawful purpose. - WIDOW. He does, indeed; - And brokes with all that can in such a suit - Corrupt the tender honour of a maid; - But she is arm'd for him, and keeps her guard - In honestest defence. - - Enter, with drum and colours, BERTRAM, PAROLLES, and the - whole ARMY - - MARIANA. The gods forbid else! - WIDOW. So, now they come. - That is Antonio, the Duke's eldest son; - That, Escalus. - HELENA. Which is the Frenchman? - DIANA. He- - That with the plume; 'tis a most gallant fellow. - I would he lov'd his wife; if he were honester - He were much goodlier. Is't not a handsome gentleman? - HELENA. I like him well. - DIANA. 'Tis pity he is not honest. Yond's that same knave - That leads him to these places; were I his lady - I would poison that vile rascal. - HELENA. Which is he? - DIANA. That jack-an-apes with scarfs. Why is he melancholy? - HELENA. Perchance he's hurt i' th' battle. - PAROLLES. Lose our drum! well. - MARIANA. He's shrewdly vex'd at something. - Look, he has spied us. - WIDOW. Marry, hang you! - MARIANA. And your courtesy, for a ring-carrier! - Exeunt BERTRAM, PAROLLES, and ARMY - WIDOW. The troop is past. Come, pilgrim, I will bring you - Where you shall host. Of enjoin'd penitents - There's four or five, to great Saint Jaques bound, - Already at my house. - HELENA. I humbly thank you. - Please it this matron and this gentle maid - To eat with us to-night; the charge and thanking - Shall be for me, and, to requite you further, - I will bestow some precepts of this virgin, - Worthy the note. - BOTH. We'll take your offer kindly. Exeunt - - - - -ACT III. SCENE 6. -Camp before Florence - -Enter BERTRAM, and the two FRENCH LORDS - - SECOND LORD. Nay, good my lord, put him to't; let him have his way. - FIRST LORD. If your lordship find him not a hiding, hold me no more - in your respect. - SECOND LORD. On my life, my lord, a bubble. - BERTRAM. Do you think I am so far deceived in him? - SECOND LORD. Believe it, my lord, in mine own direct knowledge, - without any malice, but to speak of him as my kinsman, he's a - most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly - promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality worthy your - lordship's entertainment. - FIRST LORD. It were fit you knew him; lest, reposing too far in his - virtue, which he hath not, he might at some great and trusty - business in a main danger fail you. - BERTRAM. I would I knew in what particular action to try him. - FIRST LORD. None better than to let him fetch off his drum, which - you hear him so confidently undertake to do. - SECOND LORD. I with a troop of Florentines will suddenly surprise - him; such I will have whom I am sure he knows not from the enemy. - We will bind and hoodwink him so that he shall suppose no other - but that he is carried into the leaguer of the adversaries when - we bring him to our own tents. Be but your lordship present at - his examination; if he do not, for the promise of his life and in - the highest compulsion of base fear, offer to betray you and - deliver all the intelligence in his power against you, and that - with the divine forfeit of his soul upon oath, never trust my - judgment in anything. - FIRST LORD. O, for the love of laughter, let him fetch his drum; he - says he has a stratagem for't. When your lordship sees the bottom - of his success in't, and to what metal this counterfeit lump of - ore will be melted, if you give him not John Drum's - entertainment, your inclining cannot be removed. Here he comes. - - Enter PAROLLES - - SECOND LORD. O, for the love of laughter, hinder not the honour of - his design; let him fetch off his drum in any hand. - BERTRAM. How now, monsieur! This drum sticks sorely in your - disposition. - FIRST LORD. A pox on 't; let it go; 'tis but a drum. - PAROLLES. But a drum! Is't but a drum? A drum so lost! There was - excellent command: to charge in with our horse upon our own - wings, and to rend our own soldiers! - FIRST LORD. That was not to be blam'd in the command of the - service; it was a disaster of war that Caesar himself could not - have prevented, if he had been there to command. - BERTRAM. Well, we cannot greatly condemn our success. - Some dishonour we had in the loss of that drum; but it is not to - be recovered. - PAROLLES. It might have been recovered. - BERTRAM. It might, but it is not now. - PAROLLES. It is to be recovered. But that the merit of service is - seldom attributed to the true and exact performer, I would have - that drum or another, or 'hic jacet.' - BERTRAM. Why, if you have a stomach, to't, monsieur. If you think - your mystery in stratagem can bring this instrument of honour - again into his native quarter, be magnanimous in the enterprise, - and go on; I will grace the attempt for a worthy exploit. If you - speed well in it, the Duke shall both speak of it and extend to - you what further becomes his greatness, even to the utmost - syllable of our worthiness. - PAROLLES. By the hand of a soldier, I will undertake it. - BERTRAM. But you must not now slumber in it. - PAROLLES. I'll about it this evening; and I will presently pen - down my dilemmas, encourage myself in my certainty, put myself - into my mortal preparation; and by midnight look to hear further - from me. - BERTRAM. May I be bold to acquaint his Grace you are gone about it? - PAROLLES. I know not what the success will be, my lord, but the - attempt I vow. - BERTRAM. I know th' art valiant; and, to the of thy soldiership, - will subscribe for thee. Farewell. - PAROLLES. I love not many words. Exit - SECOND LORD. No more than a fish loves water. Is not this a strange - fellow, my lord, that so confidently seems to undertake this - business, which he knows is not to be done; damns himself to do, - and dares better be damn'd than to do 't. - FIRST LORD. You do not know him, my lord, as we do. Certain it is - that he will steal himself into a man's favour, and for a week - escape a great deal of discoveries; but when you find him out, - you have him ever after. - BERTRAM. Why, do you think he will make no deed at all of this that - so seriously he does address himself unto? - SECOND LORD. None in the world; but return with an invention, and - clap upon you two or three probable lies. But we have almost - emboss'd him. You shall see his fall to-night; for indeed he is - not for your lordship's respect. - FIRST LORD. We'll make you some sport with the fox ere we case him. - He was first smok'd by the old Lord Lafeu. When his disguise and - he is parted, tell me what a sprat you shall find him; which you - shall see this very night. - SECOND LORD. I must go look my twigs; he shall be caught. - BERTRAM. Your brother, he shall go along with me. - SECOND LORD. As't please your lordship. I'll leave you. Exit - BERTRAM. Now will I lead you to the house, and show you - The lass I spoke of. - FIRST LORD. But you say she's honest. - BERTRAM. That's all the fault. I spoke with her but once, - And found her wondrous cold; but I sent to her, - By this same coxcomb that we have i' th' wind, - Tokens and letters which she did re-send; - And this is all I have done. She's a fair creature; - Will you go see her? - FIRST LORD. With all my heart, my lord. Exeunt - - - - -ACT III. SCENE 7. -Florence. The WIDOW'S house - -Enter HELENA and WIDOW - - HELENA. If you misdoubt me that I am not she, - I know not how I shall assure you further - But I shall lose the grounds I work upon. - WIDOW. Though my estate be fall'n, I was well born, - Nothing acquainted with these businesses; - And would not put my reputation now - In any staining act. - HELENA. Nor would I wish you. - FIRST give me trust the Count he is my husband, - And what to your sworn counsel I have spoken - Is so from word to word; and then you cannot, - By the good aid that I of you shall borrow, - Err in bestowing it. - WIDOW. I should believe you; - For you have show'd me that which well approves - Y'are great in fortune. - HELENA. Take this purse of gold, - And let me buy your friendly help thus far, - Which I will over-pay and pay again - When I have found it. The Count he woos your daughter - Lays down his wanton siege before her beauty, - Resolv'd to carry her. Let her in fine consent, - As we'll direct her how 'tis best to bear it. - Now his important blood will nought deny - That she'll demand. A ring the County wears - That downward hath succeeded in his house - From son to son some four or five descents - Since the first father wore it. This ring he holds - In most rich choice; yet, in his idle fire, - To buy his will, it would not seem too dear, - Howe'er repented after. - WIDOW. Now I see - The bottom of your purpose. - HELENA. You see it lawful then. It is no more - But that your daughter, ere she seems as won, - Desires this ring; appoints him an encounter; - In fine, delivers me to fill the time, - Herself most chastely absent. After this, - To marry her, I'll add three thousand crowns - To what is pass'd already. - WIDOW. I have yielded. - Instruct my daughter how she shall persever, - That time and place with this deceit so lawful - May prove coherent. Every night he comes - With musics of all sorts, and songs compos'd - To her unworthiness. It nothing steads us - To chide him from our eaves, for he persists - As if his life lay on 't. - HELENA. Why then to-night - Let us assay our plot; which, if it speed, - Is wicked meaning in a lawful deed, - And lawful meaning in a lawful act; - Where both not sin, and yet a sinful fact. - But let's about it. Exeunt - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -ACT IV. SCENE 1. -Without the Florentine camp - -Enter SECOND FRENCH LORD with five or six other SOLDIERS in ambush - - SECOND LORD. He can come no other way but by this hedge-corner. - When you sally upon him, speak what terrible language you will; - though you understand it not yourselves, no matter; for we must - not seem to understand him, unless some one among us, whom we - must produce for an interpreter. - FIRST SOLDIER. Good captain, let me be th' interpreter. - SECOND LORD. Art not acquainted with him? Knows he not thy voice? - FIRST SOLDIER. No, sir, I warrant you. - SECOND LORD. But what linsey-woolsey has thou to speak to us again? - FIRST SOLDIER. E'en such as you speak to me. - SECOND LORD. He must think us some band of strangers i' th' - adversary's entertainment. Now he hath a smack of all - neighbouring languages, therefore we must every one be a man of - his own fancy; not to know what we speak one to another, so we - seem to know, is to know straight our purpose: choughs' language, - gabble enough, and good enough. As for you, interpreter, you must - seem very politic. But couch, ho! here he comes; to beguile two - hours in a sleep, and then to return and swear the lies he forges. - - Enter PAROLLES - - PAROLLES. Ten o'clock. Within these three hours 'twill be time - enough to go home. What shall I say I have done? It must be a - very plausive invention that carries it. They begin to smoke me; - and disgraces have of late knock'd to often at my door. I find my - tongue is too foolhardy; but my heart hath the fear of Mars - before it, and of his creatures, not daring the reports of my - tongue. - SECOND LORD. This is the first truth that e'er thine own tongue was - guilty of. - PAROLLES. What the devil should move me to undertake the recovery - of this drum, being not ignorant of the impossibility, and - knowing I had no such purpose? I must give myself some hurts, and - say I got them in exploit. Yet slight ones will not carry it. - They will say 'Came you off with so little?' And great ones I - dare not give. Wherefore, what's the instance? Tongue, I must put - you into a butterwoman's mouth, and buy myself another of - Bajazet's mule, if you prattle me into these perils. - SECOND LORD. Is it possible he should know what he is, and be that - he is? - PAROLLES. I would the cutting of my garments would serve the turn, - or the breaking of my Spanish sword. - SECOND LORD. We cannot afford you so. - PAROLLES. Or the baring of my beard; and to say it was in - stratagem. - SECOND LORD. 'Twould not do. - PAROLLES. Or to drown my clothes, and say I was stripp'd. - SECOND LORD. Hardly serve. - PAROLLES. Though I swore I leap'd from the window of the citadel- - SECOND LORD. How deep? - PAROLLES. Thirty fathom. - SECOND LORD. Three great oaths would scarce make that be believed. - PAROLLES. I would I had any drum of the enemy's; I would swear I - recover'd it. - SECOND LORD. You shall hear one anon. [Alarum within] - PAROLLES. A drum now of the enemy's! - SECOND LORD. Throca movousus, cargo, cargo, cargo. - ALL. Cargo, cargo, cargo, villianda par corbo, cargo. - PAROLLES. O, ransom, ransom! Do not hide mine eyes. - [They blindfold him] - FIRST SOLDIER. Boskos thromuldo boskos. - PAROLLES. I know you are the Muskos' regiment, - And I shall lose my life for want of language. - If there be here German, or Dane, Low Dutch, - Italian, or French, let him speak to me; - I'll discover that which shall undo the Florentine. - FIRST SOLDIER. Boskos vauvado. I understand thee, and can speak thy - tongue. Kerely-bonto, sir, betake thee to thy faith, for - seventeen poniards are at thy bosom. - PAROLLES. O! - FIRST SOLDIER. O, pray, pray, pray! Manka revania dulche. - SECOND LORD. Oscorbidulchos volivorco. - FIRST SOLDIER. The General is content to spare thee yet; - And, hoodwink'd as thou art, will lead thee on - To gather from thee. Haply thou mayst inform - Something to save thy life. - PAROLLES. O, let me live, - And all the secrets of our camp I'll show, - Their force, their purposes. Nay, I'll speak that - Which you will wonder at. - FIRST SOLDIER. But wilt thou faithfully? - PAROLLES. If I do not, damn me. - FIRST SOLDIER. Acordo linta. - Come on; thou art granted space. - Exit, PAROLLES guarded. A short alarum within - SECOND LORD. Go, tell the Count Rousillon and my brother - We have caught the woodcock, and will keep him muffled - Till we do hear from them. - SECOND SOLDIER. Captain, I will. - SECOND LORD. 'A will betray us all unto ourselves- - Inform on that. - SECOND SOLDIER. So I will, sir. - SECOND LORD. Till then I'll keep him dark and safely lock'd. - Exeunt - - - - -ACT IV. SCENE 2. -Florence. The WIDOW'S house - -Enter BERTRAM and DIANA - - BERTRAM. They told me that your name was Fontibell. - DIANA. No, my good lord, Diana. - BERTRAM. Titled goddess; - And worth it, with addition! But, fair soul, - In your fine frame hath love no quality? - If the quick fire of youth light not your mind, - You are no maiden, but a monument; - When you are dead, you should be such a one - As you are now, for you are cold and stern; - And now you should be as your mother was - When your sweet self was got. - DIANA. She then was honest. - BERTRAM. So should you be. - DIANA. No. - My mother did but duty; such, my lord, - As you owe to your wife. - BERTRAM. No more o'that! - I prithee do not strive against my vows. - I was compell'd to her; but I love the - By love's own sweet constraint, and will for ever - Do thee all rights of service. - DIANA. Ay, so you serve us - Till we serve you; but when you have our roses - You barely leave our thorns to prick ourselves, - And mock us with our bareness. - BERTRAM. How have I sworn! - DIANA. 'Tis not the many oaths that makes the truth, - But the plain single vow that is vow'd true. - What is not holy, that we swear not by, - But take the High'st to witness. Then, pray you, tell me: - If I should swear by Jove's great attributes - I lov'd you dearly, would you believe my oaths - When I did love you ill? This has no holding, - To swear by him whom I protest to love - That I will work against him. Therefore your oaths - Are words and poor conditions, but unseal'd- - At least in my opinion. - BERTRAM. Change it, change it; - Be not so holy-cruel. Love is holy; - And my integrity ne'er knew the crafts - That you do charge men with. Stand no more off, - But give thyself unto my sick desires, - Who then recovers. Say thou art mine, and ever - My love as it begins shall so persever. - DIANA. I see that men make ropes in such a scarre - That we'll forsake ourselves. Give me that ring. - BERTRAM. I'll lend it thee, my dear, but have no power - To give it from me. - DIANA. Will you not, my lord? - BERTRAM. It is an honour 'longing to our house, - Bequeathed down from many ancestors; - Which were the greatest obloquy i' th' world - In me to lose. - DIANA. Mine honour's such a ring: - My chastity's the jewel of our house, - Bequeathed down from many ancestors; - Which were the greatest obloquy i' th' world - In me to lose. Thus your own proper wisdom - Brings in the champion Honour on my part - Against your vain assault. - BERTRAM. Here, take my ring; - My house, mine honour, yea, my life, be thine, - And I'll be bid by thee. - DIANA. When midnight comes, knock at my chamber window; - I'll order take my mother shall not hear. - Now will I charge you in the band of truth, - When you have conquer'd my yet maiden bed, - Remain there but an hour, nor speak to me: - My reasons are most strong; and you shall know them - When back again this ring shall be deliver'd. - And on your finger in the night I'll put - Another ring, that what in time proceeds - May token to the future our past deeds. - Adieu till then; then fail not. You have won - A wife of me, though there my hope be done. - BERTRAM. A heaven on earth I have won by wooing thee. - Exit - DIANA. For which live long to thank both heaven and me! - You may so in the end. - My mother told me just how he would woo, - As if she sat in's heart; she says all men - Have the like oaths. He had sworn to marry me - When his wife's dead; therefore I'll lie with him - When I am buried. Since Frenchmen are so braid, - Marry that will, I live and die a maid. - Only, in this disguise, I think't no sin - To cozen him that would unjustly win. Exit - - - - -ACT IV. SCENE 3. -The Florentine camp - -Enter the two FRENCH LORDS, and two or three SOLDIERS - - SECOND LORD. You have not given him his mother's letter? - FIRST LORD. I have deliv'red it an hour since. There is something - in't that stings his nature; for on the reading it he chang'd - almost into another man. - SECOND LORD. He has much worthy blame laid upon him for shaking off - so good a wife and so sweet a lady. - FIRST LORD. Especially he hath incurred the everlasting displeasure - of the King, who had even tun'd his bounty to sing happiness to - him. I will tell you a thing, but you shall let it dwell darkly - with you. - SECOND LORD. When you have spoken it, 'tis dead, and I am the grave - of it. - FIRST LORD. He hath perverted a young gentlewoman here in Florence, - of a most chaste renown; and this night he fleshes his will in - the spoil of her honour. He hath given her his monumental ring, - and thinks himself made in the unchaste composition. - SECOND LORD. Now, God delay our rebellion! As we are ourselves, - what things are we! - FIRST LORD. Merely our own traitors. And as in the common course of - all treasons we still see them reveal themselves till they attain - to their abhorr'd ends; so he that in this action contrives - against his own nobility, in his proper stream, o'erflows - himself. - SECOND LORD. Is it not meant damnable in us to be trumpeters of our - unlawful intents? We shall not then have his company to-night? - FIRST LORD. Not till after midnight; for he is dieted to his hour. - SECOND LORD. That approaches apace. I would gladly have him see his - company anatomiz'd, that he might take a measure of his own - judgments, wherein so curiously he had set this counterfeit. - FIRST LORD. We will not meddle with him till he come; for his - presence must be the whip of the other. - SECOND LORD. In the meantime, what hear you of these wars? - FIRST LORD. I hear there is an overture of peace. - SECOND LORD. Nay, I assure you, a peace concluded. - FIRST LORD. What will Count Rousillon do then? Will he travel - higher, or return again into France? - SECOND LORD. I perceive, by this demand, you are not altogether - of his counsel. - FIRST LORD. Let it be forbid, sir! So should I be a great deal - of his act. - SECOND LORD. Sir, his wife, some two months since, fled from his - house. Her pretence is a pilgrimage to Saint Jaques le Grand; - which holy undertaking with most austere sanctimony she - accomplish'd; and, there residing, the tenderness of her nature - became as a prey to her grief; in fine, made a groan of her last - breath, and now she sings in heaven. - FIRST LORD. How is this justified? - SECOND LORD. The stronger part of it by her own letters, which - makes her story true even to the point of her death. Her death - itself, which could not be her office to say is come, was - faithfully confirm'd by the rector of the place. - FIRST LORD. Hath the Count all this intelligence? - SECOND LORD. Ay, and the particular confirmations, point from - point, to the full arming of the verity. - FIRST LORD. I am heartily sorry that he'll be glad of this. - SECOND LORD. How mightily sometimes we make us comforts of our - losses! - FIRST LORD. And how mightily some other times we drown our gain in - tears! The great dignity that his valour hath here acquir'd for - him shall at home be encount'red with a shame as ample. - SECOND LORD. The web of our life is of a mingled yarn, good and ill - together. Our virtues would be proud if our faults whipt them - not; and our crimes would despair if they were not cherish'd by - our virtues. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - How now? Where's your master? - SERVANT. He met the Duke in the street, sir; of whom he hath taken - a solemn leave. His lordship will next morning for France. The - Duke hath offered him letters of commendations to the King. - SECOND LORD. They shall be no more than needful there, if they were - more than they can commend. - FIRST LORD. They cannot be too sweet for the King's tartness. - Here's his lordship now. - - Enter BERTRAM - - How now, my lord, is't not after midnight? - BERTRAM. I have to-night dispatch'd sixteen businesses, a month's - length apiece; by an abstract of success: I have congied with the - Duke, done my adieu with his nearest; buried a wife, mourn'd for - her; writ to my lady mother I am returning; entertain'd my - convoy; and between these main parcels of dispatch effected many - nicer needs. The last was the greatest, but that I have not ended - yet. - SECOND LORD. If the business be of any difficulty and this morning - your departure hence, it requires haste of your lordship. - BERTRAM. I mean the business is not ended, as fearing to hear of it - hereafter. But shall we have this dialogue between the Fool and - the Soldier? Come, bring forth this counterfeit module has - deceiv'd me like a double-meaning prophesier. - SECOND LORD. Bring him forth. [Exeunt SOLDIERS] Has sat i' th' - stocks all night, poor gallant knave. - BERTRAM. No matter; his heels have deserv'd it, in usurping his - spurs so long. How does he carry himself? - SECOND LORD. I have told your lordship already the stocks carry - him. But to answer you as you would be understood: he weeps like - a wench that had shed her milk; he hath confess'd himself to - Morgan, whom he supposes to be a friar, from the time of his - remembrance to this very instant disaster of his setting i' th' - stocks. And what think you he hath confess'd? - BERTRAM. Nothing of me, has 'a? - SECOND LORD. His confession is taken, and it shall be read to his - face; if your lordship be in't, as I believe you are, you must - have the patience to hear it. - - Enter PAROLLES guarded, and - FIRST SOLDIER as interpreter - - BERTRAM. A plague upon him! muffled! He can say nothing of me. - SECOND LORD. Hush, hush! Hoodman comes. Portotartarossa. - FIRST SOLDIER. He calls for the tortures. What will you say without - 'em? - PAROLLES. I will confess what I know without constraint; if ye - pinch me like a pasty, I can say no more. - FIRST SOLDIER. Bosko chimurcho. - SECOND LORD. Boblibindo chicurmurco. - FIRST SOLDIER. YOU are a merciful general. Our General bids you - answer to what I shall ask you out of a note. - PAROLLES. And truly, as I hope to live. - FIRST SOLDIER. 'First demand of him how many horse the Duke is - strong.' What say you to that? - PAROLLES. Five or six thousand; but very weak and unserviceable. - The troops are all scattered, and the commanders very poor - rogues, upon my reputation and credit, and as I hope to live. - FIRST SOLDIER. Shall I set down your answer so? - PAROLLES. Do; I'll take the sacrament on 't, how and which way you - will. - BERTRAM. All's one to him. What a past-saving slave is this! - SECOND LORD. Y'are deceiv'd, my lord; this is Monsieur Parolles, - the gallant militarist-that was his own phrase-that had the whole - theoric of war in the knot of his scarf, and the practice in the - chape of his dagger. - FIRST LORD. I will never trust a man again for keeping his sword - clean; nor believe he can have everything in him by wearing his - apparel neatly. - FIRST SOLDIER. Well, that's set down. - PAROLLES. 'Five or six thousand horse' I said-I will say true- 'or - thereabouts' set down, for I'll speak truth. - SECOND LORD. He's very near the truth in this. - BERTRAM. But I con him no thanks for't in the nature he delivers it. - PAROLLES. 'Poor rogues' I pray you say. - FIRST SOLDIER. Well, that's set down. - PAROLLES. I humbly thank you, sir. A truth's a truth-the rogues are - marvellous poor. - FIRST SOLDIER. 'Demand of him of what strength they are a-foot.' - What say you to that? - PAROLLES. By my troth, sir, if I were to live this present hour, I - will tell true. Let me see: Spurio, a hundred and fifty; - Sebastian, so many; Corambus, so many; Jaques, so many; Guiltian, - Cosmo, Lodowick, and Gratii, two hundred fifty each; mine own - company, Chitopher, Vaumond, Bentii, two hundred fifty each; so - that the muster-file, rotten and sound, upon my life, amounts not - to fifteen thousand poll; half of the which dare not shake the - snow from off their cassocks lest they shake themselves to - pieces. - BERTRAM. What shall be done to him? - SECOND LORD. Nothing, but let him have thanks. Demand of him my - condition, and what credit I have with the Duke. - FIRST SOLDIER. Well, that's set down. 'You shall demand of him - whether one Captain Dumain be i' th' camp, a Frenchman; what his - reputation is with the Duke, what his valour, honesty, expertness - in wars; or whether he thinks it were not possible, with - well-weighing sums of gold, to corrupt him to a revolt.' What say - you to this? What do you know of it? - PAROLLES. I beseech you, let me answer to the particular of the - inter'gatories. Demand them singly. - FIRST SOLDIER. Do you know this Captain Dumain? - PAROLLES. I know him: 'a was a botcher's prentice in Paris, from - whence he was whipt for getting the shrieve's fool with child-a - dumb innocent that could not say him nay. - BERTRAM. Nay, by your leave, hold your hands; though I know his - brains are forfeit to the next tile that falls. - FIRST SOLDIER. Well, is this captain in the Duke of Florence's - camp? - PAROLLES. Upon my knowledge, he is, and lousy. - SECOND LORD. Nay, look not so upon me; we shall hear of your - lordship anon. - FIRST SOLDIER. What is his reputation with the Duke? - PAROLLES. The Duke knows him for no other but a poor officer of - mine; and writ to me this other day to turn him out o' th' band. - I think I have his letter in my pocket. - FIRST SOLDIER. Marry, we'll search. - PAROLLES. In good sadness, I do not know; either it is there or it - is upon a file with the Duke's other letters in my tent. - FIRST SOLDIER. Here 'tis; here's a paper. Shall I read it to you? - PAROLLES. I do not know if it be it or no. - BERTRAM. Our interpreter does it well. - SECOND LORD. Excellently. - FIRST SOLDIER. [Reads] 'Dian, the Count's a fool, and full of - gold.' - PAROLLES. That is not the Duke's letter, sir; that is an - advertisement to a proper maid in Florence, one Diana, to take - heed of the allurement of one Count Rousillon, a foolish idle - boy, but for all that very ruttish. I pray you, sir, put it up - again. - FIRST SOLDIER. Nay, I'll read it first by your favour. - PAROLLES. My meaning in't, I protest, was very honest in the behalf - of the maid; for I knew the young Count to be a dangerous and - lascivious boy, who is a whale to virginity, and devours up all - the fry it finds. - BERTRAM. Damnable both-sides rogue! - FIRST SOLDIER. [Reads] - 'When he swears oaths, bid him drop gold, and take it; - After he scores, he never pays the score. - Half won is match well made; match, and well make it; - He ne'er pays after-debts, take it before. - And say a soldier, Dian, told thee this: - Men are to mell with, boys are not to kiss; - For count of this, the Count's a fool, I know it, - Who pays before, but not when he does owe it. - Thine, as he vow'd to thee in thine ear, - PAROLLES.' - BERTRAM. He shall be whipt through the army with this rhyme in's - forehead. - FIRST LORD. This is your devoted friend, sir, the manifold - linguist, and the amnipotent soldier. - BERTRAM. I could endure anything before but a cat, and now he's a - cat to me. - FIRST SOLDIER. I perceive, sir, by our General's looks we shall be - fain to hang you. - PAROLLES. My life, sir, in any case! Not that I am afraid to die, - but that, my offences being many, I would repent out the - remainder of nature. Let me live, sir, in a dungeon, i' th' - stocks, or anywhere, so I may live. - FIRST SOLDIER. We'll see what may be done, so you confess freely; - therefore, once more to this Captain Dumain: you have answer'd to - his reputation with the Duke, and to his valour; what is his - honesty? - PAROLLES. He will steal, sir, an egg out of a cloister; for rapes - and ravishments he parallels Nessus. He professes not keeping of - oaths; in breaking 'em he is stronger than Hercules. He will lie, - sir, with such volubility that you would think truth were a fool. - Drunkenness is his best virtue, for he will be swine-drunk; and - in his sleep he does little harm, save to his bedclothes about - him; but they know his conditions and lay him in straw. I have - but little more to say, sir, of his honesty. He has everything - that an honest man should not have; what an honest man should - have he has nothing. - SECOND LORD. I begin to love him for this. - BERTRAM. For this description of thine honesty? A pox upon him! For - me, he's more and more a cat. - FIRST SOLDIER. What say you to his expertness in war? - PAROLLES. Faith, sir, has led the drum before the English - tragedians-to belie him I will not-and more of his soldier-ship - I know not, except in that country he had the honour to be the - officer at a place there called Mile-end to instruct for the - doubling of files-I would do the man what honour I can-but of - this I am not certain. - SECOND LORD. He hath out-villain'd villainy so far that the rarity - redeems him. - BERTRAM. A pox on him! he's a cat still. - FIRST SOLDIER. His qualities being at this poor price, I need not - to ask you if gold will corrupt him to revolt. - PAROLLES. Sir, for a cardecue he will sell the fee-simple of his - salvation, the inheritance of it; and cut th' entail from all - remainders and a perpetual succession for it perpetually. - FIRST SOLDIER. What's his brother, the other Captain Dumain? - FIRST LORD. Why does he ask him of me? - FIRST SOLDIER. What's he? - PAROLLES. E'en a crow o' th' same nest; not altogether so great as - the first in goodness, but greater a great deal in evil. He - excels his brother for a coward; yet his brother is reputed one - of the best that is. In a retreat he outruns any lackey: marry, - in coming on he has the cramp. - FIRST SOLDIER. If your life be saved, will you undertake to betray - the Florentine? - PAROLLES. Ay, and the Captain of his Horse, Count Rousillon. - FIRST SOLDIER. I'll whisper with the General, and know his - pleasure. - PAROLLES. [Aside] I'll no more drumming. A plague of all drums! - Only to seem to deserve well, and to beguile the supposition of - that lascivious young boy the Count, have I run into this danger. - Yet who would have suspected an ambush where I was taken? - FIRST SOLDIER. There is no remedy, sir, but you must die. - The General says you that have so traitorously discover'd the - secrets of your army, and made such pestiferous reports of men - very nobly held, can serve the world for no honest use; therefore - you must die. Come, headsman, of with his head. - PAROLLES. O Lord, sir, let me live, or let me see my death! - FIRST SOLDIER. That shall you, and take your leave of all your - friends. [Unmuffling him] So look about you; know you any here? - BERTRAM. Good morrow, noble Captain. - FIRST LORD. God bless you, Captain Parolles. - SECOND LORD. God save you, noble Captain. - FIRST LORD. Captain, what greeting will you to my Lord Lafeu? I am - for France. - SECOND LORD. Good Captain, will you give me a copy of the sonnet - you writ to Diana in behalf of the Count Rousillon? An I were not - a very coward I'd compel it of you; but fare you well. - Exeunt BERTRAM and LORDS - FIRST SOLDIER. You are undone, Captain, all but your scarf; that - has a knot on 't yet. - PAROLLES. Who cannot be crush'd with a plot? - FIRST SOLDIER. If you could find out a country where but women were - that had received so much shame, you might begin an impudent - nation. Fare ye well, sir; I am for France too; we shall speak of - you there. Exit with SOLDIERS - PAROLLES. Yet am I thankful. If my heart were great, - 'Twould burst at this. Captain I'll be no more; - But I will eat, and drink, and sleep as soft - As captain shall. Simply the thing I am - Shall make me live. Who knows himself a braggart, - Let him fear this; for it will come to pass - That every braggart shall be found an ass. - Rust, sword; cool, blushes; and, Parolles, live - Safest in shame. Being fool'd, by fool'ry thrive. - There's place and means for every man alive. - I'll after them. Exit - - - - -ACT IV SCENE 4. -The WIDOW'S house - -Enter HELENA, WIDOW, and DIANA - - HELENA. That you may well perceive I have not wrong'd you! - One of the greatest in the Christian world - Shall be my surety; fore whose throne 'tis needful, - Ere I can perfect mine intents, to kneel. - Time was I did him a desired office, - Dear almost as his life; which gratitude - Through flinty Tartar's bosom would peep forth, - And answer 'Thanks.' I duly am inform'd - His Grace is at Marseilles, to which place - We have convenient convoy. You must know - I am supposed dead. The army breaking, - My husband hies him home; where, heaven aiding, - And by the leave of my good lord the King, - We'll be before our welcome. - WIDOW. Gentle madam, - You never had a servant to whose trust - Your business was more welcome. - HELENA. Nor you, mistress, - Ever a friend whose thoughts more truly labour - To recompense your love. Doubt not but heaven - Hath brought me up to be your daughter's dower, - As it hath fated her to be my motive - And helper to a husband. But, O strange men! - That can such sweet use make of what they hate, - When saucy trusting of the cozen'd thoughts - Defiles the pitchy night. So lust doth play - With what it loathes, for that which is away. - But more of this hereafter. You, Diana, - Under my poor instructions yet must suffer - Something in my behalf. - DIANA. Let death and honesty - Go with your impositions, I am yours - Upon your will to suffer. - HELENA. Yet, I pray you: - But with the word the time will bring on summer, - When briers shall have leaves as well as thorns - And be as sweet as sharp. We must away; - Our waggon is prepar'd, and time revives us. - All's Well that Ends Well. Still the fine's the crown. - Whate'er the course, the end is the renown. Exeunt - - - - -ACT IV SCENE 5. -Rousillon. The COUNT'S palace - -Enter COUNTESS, LAFEU, and CLOWN - - LAFEU. No, no, no, son was misled with a snipt-taffeta fellow - there, whose villainous saffron would have made all the unbak'd - and doughy youth of a nation in his colour. Your daughter-in-law - had been alive at this hour, and your son here at home, more - advanc'd by the King than by that red-tail'd humble-bee I speak - of. - COUNTESS. I would I had not known him. It was the death of the most - virtuous gentlewoman that ever nature had praise for creating. If - she had partaken of my flesh, and cost me the dearest groans of a - mother. I could not have owed her a more rooted love. - LAFEU. 'Twas a good lady, 'twas a good lady. We may pick a thousand - sallets ere we light on such another herb. - CLOWN. Indeed, sir, she was the sweet-marjoram of the sallet, or, - rather, the herb of grace. - LAFEU. They are not sallet-herbs, you knave; they are nose-herbs. - CLOWN. I am no great Nebuchadnezzar, sir; I have not much skill in - grass. - LAFEU. Whether dost thou profess thyself-a knave or a fool? - CLOWN. A fool, sir, at a woman's service, and a knave at a man's. - LAFEU. Your distinction? - CLOWN. I would cozen the man of his wife, and do his service. - LAFEU. So you were a knave at his service, indeed. - CLOWN. And I would give his wife my bauble, sir, to do her service. - LAFEU. I will subscribe for thee; thou art both knave and fool. - CLOWN. At your service. - LAFEU. No, no, no. - CLOWN. Why, sir, if I cannot serve you, I can serve as great a - prince as you are. - LAFEU. Who's that? A Frenchman? - CLOWN. Faith, sir, 'a has an English name; but his fisnomy is more - hotter in France than there. - LAFEU. What prince is that? - CLOWN. The Black Prince, sir; alias, the Prince of Darkness; alias, - the devil. - LAFEU. Hold thee, there's my purse. I give thee not this to suggest - thee from thy master thou talk'st of; serve him still. - CLOWN. I am a woodland fellow, sir, that always loved a great fire; - and the master I speak of ever keeps a good fire. But, sure, he - is the prince of the world; let his nobility remain in's court. I - am for the house with the narrow gate, which I take to be too - little for pomp to enter. Some that humble themselves may; but - the many will be too chill and tender: and they'll be for the - flow'ry way that leads to the broad gate and the great fire. - LAFEU. Go thy ways, I begin to be aweary of thee; and I tell thee - so before, because I would not fall out with thee. Go thy ways; - let my horses be well look'd to, without any tricks. - CLOWN. If I put any tricks upon 'em, sir, they shall be jades' - tricks, which are their own right by the law of nature. - Exit - LAFEU. A shrewd knave, and an unhappy. - COUNTESS. So 'a is. My lord that's gone made himself much sport - out of him. By his authority he remains here, which he thinks is - a patent for his sauciness; and indeed he has no pace, but runs - where he will. - LAFEU. I like him well; 'tis not amiss. And I was about to tell - you, since I heard of the good lady's death, and that my lord - your son was upon his return home, I moved the King my master to - speak in the behalf of my daughter; which, in the minority of - them both, his Majesty out of a self-gracious remembrance did - first propose. His Highness hath promis'd me to do it; and, to - stop up the displeasure he hath conceived against your son, there - is no fitter matter. How does your ladyship like it? - COUNTESS. With very much content, my lord; and I wish it happily - effected. - LAFEU. His Highness comes post from Marseilles, of as able body as - when he number'd thirty; 'a will be here to-morrow, or I am - deceiv'd by him that in such intelligence hath seldom fail'd. - COUNTESS. It rejoices me that I hope I shall see him ere I die. - I have letters that my son will be here to-night. I shall beseech - your lordship to remain with me tal they meet together. - LAFEU. Madam, I was thinking with what manners I might safely be - admitted. - COUNTESS. You need but plead your honourable privilege. - LAFEU. Lady, of that I have made a bold charter; but, I thank my - God, it holds yet. - - Re-enter CLOWN - - CLOWN. O madam, yonder's my lord your son with a patch of velvet - on's face; whether there be a scar under 't or no, the velvet - knows; but 'tis a goodly patch of velvet. His left cheek is a - cheek of two pile and a half, but his right cheek is worn bare. - LAFEU. A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good liv'ry of - honour; so belike is that. - CLOWN. But it is your carbonado'd face. - LAFEU. Let us go see your son, I pray you; - I long to talk with the young noble soldier. - CLOWN. Faith, there's a dozen of 'em, with delicate fine hats, and - most courteous feathers, which bow the head and nod at every man. - Exeunt - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -ACT V. SCENE 1. -Marseilles. A street - -Enter HELENA, WIDOW, and DIANA, with two ATTENDANTS - - HELENA. But this exceeding posting day and night - Must wear your spirits low; we cannot help it. - But since you have made the days and nights as one, - To wear your gentle limbs in my affairs, - Be bold you do so grow in my requital - As nothing can unroot you. - - Enter a GENTLEMAN - - In happy time! - This man may help me to his Majesty's ear, - If he would spend his power. God save you, sir. - GENTLEMAN. And you. - HELENA. Sir, I have seen you in the court of France. - GENTLEMAN. I have been sometimes there. - HELENA. I do presume, sir, that you are not fall'n - From the report that goes upon your goodness; - And therefore, goaded with most sharp occasions, - Which lay nice manners by, I put you to - The use of your own virtues, for the which - I shall continue thankful. - GENTLEMAN. What's your will? - HELENA. That it will please you - To give this poor petition to the King; - And aid me with that store of power you have - To come into his presence. - GENTLEMAN. The King's not here. - HELENA. Not here, sir? - GENTLEMAN. Not indeed. - He hence remov'd last night, and with more haste - Than is his use. - WIDOW. Lord, how we lose our pains! - HELENA. All's Well That Ends Well yet, - Though time seem so adverse and means unfit. - I do beseech you, whither is he gone? - GENTLEMAN. Marry, as I take it, to Rousillon; - Whither I am going. - HELENA. I do beseech you, sir, - Since you are like to see the King before me, - Commend the paper to his gracious hand; - Which I presume shall render you no blame, - But rather make you thank your pains for it. - I will come after you with what good speed - Our means will make us means. - GENTLEMAN. This I'll do for you. - HELENA. And you shall find yourself to be well thank'd, - Whate'er falls more. We must to horse again; - Go, go, provide. Exeunt - - - - -ACT V SCENE 2. -Rousillon. The inner court of the COUNT'S palace - -Enter CLOWN and PAROLLES - - PAROLLES. Good Monsieur Lavache, give my Lord Lafeu this letter. I - have ere now, sir, been better known to you, when I have held - familiarity with fresher clothes; but I am now, sir, muddied in - Fortune's mood, and smell somewhat strong of her strong - displeasure. - CLOWN. Truly, Fortune's displeasure is but sluttish, if it smell - so strongly as thou speak'st of. I will henceforth eat no fish - of Fortune's butt'ring. Prithee, allow the wind. - PAROLLES. Nay, you need not to stop your nose, sir; I spake but by - a metaphor. - CLOWN. Indeed, sir, if your metaphor stink, I will stop my nose; or - against any man's metaphor. Prithee, get thee further. - PAROLLES. Pray you, sir, deliver me this paper. - CLOWN. Foh! prithee stand away. A paper from Fortune's close-stool - to give to a nobleman! Look here he comes himself. - - Enter LAFEU - - Here is a pur of Fortune's, sir, or of Fortune's cat, but not - a musk-cat, that has fall'n into the unclean fishpond of her - displeasure, and, as he says, is muddied withal. Pray you, sir, - use the carp as you may; for he looks like a poor, decayed, - ingenious, foolish, rascally knave. I do pity his distress - in my similes of comfort, and leave him to your lordship. - Exit - PAROLLES. My lord, I am a man whom Fortune hath cruelly scratch'd. - LAFEU. And what would you have me to do? 'Tis too late to pare her - nails now. Wherein have you played the knave with Fortune, that - she should scratch you, who of herself is a good lady and would - not have knaves thrive long under her? There's a cardecue for - you. Let the justices make you and Fortune friends; I am for - other business. - PAROLLES. I beseech your honour to hear me one single word. - LAFEU. You beg a single penny more; come, you shall ha't; save your - word. - PAROLLES. My name, my good lord, is Parolles. - LAFEU. You beg more than word then. Cox my passion! give me your - hand. How does your drum? - PAROLLES. O my good lord, you were the first that found me. - LAFEU. Was I, in sooth? And I was the first that lost thee. - PAROLLES. It lies in you, my lord, to bring me in some grace, for - you did bring me out. - LAFEU. Out upon thee, knave! Dost thou put upon me at once both the - office of God and the devil? One brings the in grace, and the - other brings thee out. [Trumpets sound] The King's coming; I - know by his trumpets. Sirrah, inquire further after me; I had - talk of you last night. Though you are a fool and a knave, you - shall eat. Go to; follow. - PAROLLES. I praise God for you. Exeunt - - - - -ACT V SCENE 3. -Rousillon. The COUNT'S palace - -Flourish. Enter KING, COUNTESS, LAFEU, the two FRENCH LORDS, with ATTENDANTS - - KING. We lost a jewel of her, and our esteem - Was made much poorer by it; but your son, - As mad in folly, lack'd the sense to know - Her estimation home. - COUNTESS. 'Tis past, my liege; - And I beseech your Majesty to make it - Natural rebellion, done i' th' blaze of youth, - When oil and fire, too strong for reason's force, - O'erbears it and burns on. - KING. My honour'd lady, - I have forgiven and forgotten all; - Though my revenges were high bent upon him - And watch'd the time to shoot. - LAFEU. This I must say- - But first, I beg my pardon: the young lord - Did to his Majesty, his mother, and his lady, - Offence of mighty note; but to himself - The greatest wrong of all. He lost a wife - Whose beauty did astonish the survey - Of richest eyes; whose words all ears took captive; - Whose dear perfection hearts that scorn'd to serve - Humbly call'd mistress. - KING. Praising what is lost - Makes the remembrance dear. Well, call him hither; - We are reconcil'd, and the first view shall kill - All repetition. Let him not ask our pardon; - The nature of his great offence is dead, - And deeper than oblivion do we bury - Th' incensing relics of it; let him approach, - A stranger, no offender; and inform him - So 'tis our will he should. - GENTLEMAN. I shall, my liege. Exit GENTLEMAN - KING. What says he to your daughter? Have you spoke? - LAFEU. All that he is hath reference to your Highness. - KING. Then shall we have a match. I have letters sent me - That sets him high in fame. - - Enter BERTRAM - - LAFEU. He looks well on 't. - KING. I am not a day of season, - For thou mayst see a sunshine and a hail - In me at once. But to the brightest beams - Distracted clouds give way; so stand thou forth; - The time is fair again. - BERTRAM. My high-repented blames, - Dear sovereign, pardon to me. - KING. All is whole; - Not one word more of the consumed time. - Let's take the instant by the forward top; - For we are old, and on our quick'st decrees - Th' inaudible and noiseless foot of Time - Steals ere we can effect them. You remember - The daughter of this lord? - BERTRAM. Admiringly, my liege. At first - I stuck my choice upon her, ere my heart - Durst make too bold herald of my tongue; - Where the impression of mine eye infixing, - Contempt his scornful perspective did lend me, - Which warp'd the line of every other favour, - Scorn'd a fair colour or express'd it stol'n, - Extended or contracted all proportions - To a most hideous object. Thence it came - That she whom all men prais'd, and whom myself, - Since I have lost, have lov'd, was in mine eye - The dust that did offend it. - KING. Well excus'd. - That thou didst love her, strikes some scores away - From the great compt; but love that comes too late, - Like a remorseful pardon slowly carried, - To the great sender turns a sour offence, - Crying 'That's good that's gone.' Our rash faults - Make trivial price of serious things we have, - Not knowing them until we know their grave. - Oft our displeasures, to ourselves unjust, - Destroy our friends, and after weep their dust; - Our own love waking cries to see what's done, - While shameful hate sleeps out the afternoon. - Be this sweet Helen's knell. And now forget her. - Send forth your amorous token for fair Maudlin. - The main consents are had; and here we'll stay - To see our widower's second marriage-day. - COUNTESS. Which better than the first, O dear heaven, bless! - Or, ere they meet, in me, O nature, cesse! - LAFEU. Come on, my son, in whom my house's name - Must be digested; give a favour from you, - To sparkle in the spirits of my daughter, - That she may quickly come. - [BERTRAM gives a ring] - By my old beard, - And ev'ry hair that's on 't, Helen, that's dead, - Was a sweet creature; such a ring as this, - The last that e'er I took her leave at court, - I saw upon her finger. - BERTRAM. Hers it was not. - KING. Now, pray you, let me see it; for mine eye, - While I was speaking, oft was fasten'd to't. - This ring was mine; and when I gave it Helen - I bade her, if her fortunes ever stood - Necessitied to help, that by this token - I would relieve her. Had you that craft to reave her - Of what should stead her most? - BERTRAM. My gracious sovereign, - Howe'er it pleases you to take it so, - The ring was never hers. - COUNTESS. Son, on my life, - I have seen her wear it; and she reckon'd it - At her life's rate. - LAFEU. I am sure I saw her wear it. - BERTRAM. You are deceiv'd, my lord; she never saw it. - In Florence was it from a casement thrown me, - Wrapp'd in a paper, which contain'd the name - Of her that threw it. Noble she was, and thought - I stood engag'd; but when I had subscrib'd - To mine own fortune, and inform'd her fully - I could not answer in that course of honour - As she had made the overture, she ceas'd, - In heavy satisfaction, and would never - Receive the ring again. - KING. Plutus himself, - That knows the tinct and multiplying med'cine, - Hath not in nature's mystery more science - Than I have in this ring. 'Twas mine, 'twas Helen's, - Whoever gave it you. Then, if you know - That you are well acquainted with yourself, - Confess 'twas hers, and by what rough enforcement - You got it from her. She call'd the saints to surety - That she would never put it from her finger - Unless she gave it to yourself in bed- - Where you have never come- or sent it us - Upon her great disaster. - BERTRAM. She never saw it. - KING. Thou speak'st it falsely, as I love mine honour; - And mak'st conjectural fears to come into me - Which I would fain shut out. If it should prove - That thou art so inhuman- 'twill not prove so. - And yet I know not- thou didst hate her deadly, - And she is dead; which nothing, but to close - Her eyes myself, could win me to believe - More than to see this ring. Take him away. - [GUARDS seize BERTRAM] - My fore-past proofs, howe'er the matter fall, - Shall tax my fears of little vanity, - Having vainly fear'd too little. Away with him. - We'll sift this matter further. - BERTRAM. If you shall prove - This ring was ever hers, you shall as easy - Prove that I husbanded her bed in Florence, - Where she yet never was. Exit, guarded - KING. I am wrapp'd in dismal thinkings. - - Enter a GENTLEMAN - - GENTLEMAN. Gracious sovereign, - Whether I have been to blame or no, I know not: - Here's a petition from a Florentine, - Who hath, for four or five removes, come short - To tender it herself. I undertook it, - Vanquish'd thereto by the fair grace and speech - Of the poor suppliant, who by this, I know, - Is here attending; her business looks in her - With an importing visage; and she told me - In a sweet verbal brief it did concern - Your Highness with herself. - KING. [Reads the letter] 'Upon his many protestations to marry me - when his wife was dead, I blush to say it, he won me. Now is the - Count Rousillon a widower; his vows are forfeited to me, and my - honour's paid to him. He stole from Florence, taking no leave, - and I follow him to his country for justice. Grant it me, O King! - in you it best lies; otherwise a seducer flourishes, and a poor - maid is undone. - DIANA CAPILET.' - LAFEU. I will buy me a son-in-law in a fair, and toll for this. - I'll none of him. - KING. The heavens have thought well on thee, Lafeu, - To bring forth this discov'ry. Seek these suitors. - Go speedily, and bring again the Count. - Exeunt ATTENDANTS - I am afeard the life of Helen, lady, - Was foully snatch'd. - COUNTESS. Now, justice on the doers! - - Enter BERTRAM, guarded - - KING. I wonder, sir, sith wives are monsters to you. - And that you fly them as you swear them lordship, - Yet you desire to marry. - Enter WIDOW and DIANA - What woman's that? - DIANA. I am, my lord, a wretched Florentine, - Derived from the ancient Capilet. - My suit, as I do understand, you know, - And therefore know how far I may be pitied. - WIDOW. I am her mother, sir, whose age and honour - Both suffer under this complaint we bring, - And both shall cease, without your remedy. - KING. Come hither, Count; do you know these women? - BERTRAM. My lord, I neither can nor will deny - But that I know them. Do they charge me further? - DIANA. Why do you look so strange upon your wife? - BERTRAM. She's none of mine, my lord. - DIANA. If you shall marry, - You give away this hand, and that is mine; - You give away heaven's vows, and those are mine; - You give away myself, which is known mine; - For I by vow am so embodied yours - That she which marries you must marry me, - Either both or none. - LAFEU. [To BERTRAM] Your reputation comes too short for - my daughter; you are no husband for her. - BERTRAM. My lord, this is a fond and desp'rate creature - Whom sometime I have laugh'd with. Let your Highness - Lay a more noble thought upon mine honour - Than for to think that I would sink it here. - KING. Sir, for my thoughts, you have them ill to friend - Till your deeds gain them. Fairer prove your honour - Than in my thought it lies! - DIANA. Good my lord, - Ask him upon his oath if he does think - He had not my virginity. - KING. What say'st thou to her? - BERTRAM. She's impudent, my lord, - And was a common gamester to the camp. - DIANA. He does me wrong, my lord; if I were so - He might have bought me at a common price. - Do not believe him. o, behold this ring, - Whose high respect and rich validity - Did lack a parallel; yet, for all that, - He gave it to a commoner o' th' camp, - If I be one. - COUNTESS. He blushes, and 'tis it. - Of six preceding ancestors, that gem - Conferr'd by testament to th' sequent issue, - Hath it been ow'd and worn. This is his wife: - That ring's a thousand proofs. - KING. Methought you said - You saw one here in court could witness it. - DIANA. I did, my lord, but loath am to produce - So bad an instrument; his name's Parolles. - LAFEU. I saw the man to-day, if man he be. - KING. Find him, and bring him hither. Exit an ATTENDANT - BERTRAM. What of him? - He's quoted for a most perfidious slave, - With all the spots o' th' world tax'd and debauch'd, - Whose nature sickens but to speak a truth. - Am I or that or this for what he'll utter - That will speak anything? - KING. She hath that ring of yours. - BERTRAM. I think she has. Certain it is I lik'd her, - And boarded her i' th' wanton way of youth. - She knew her distance, and did angle for me, - Madding my eagerness with her restraint, - As all impediments in fancy's course - Are motives of more fancy; and, in fine, - Her infinite cunning with her modern grace - Subdu'd me to her rate. She got the ring; - And I had that which any inferior might - At market-price have bought. - DIANA. I must be patient. - You that have turn'd off a first so noble wife - May justly diet me. I pray you yet- - Since you lack virtue, I will lose a husband- - Send for your ring, I will return it home, - And give me mine again. - BERTRAM. I have it not. - KING. What ring was yours, I pray you? - DIANA. Sir, much like - The same upon your finger. - KING. Know you this ring? This ring was his of late. - DIANA. And this was it I gave him, being abed. - KING. The story, then, goes false you threw it him - Out of a casement. - DIANA. I have spoke the truth. - - Enter PAROLLES - - BERTRAM. My lord, I do confess the ring was hers. - KING. You boggle shrewdly; every feather starts you. - Is this the man you speak of? - DIANA. Ay, my lord. - KING. Tell me, sirrah-but tell me true I charge you, - Not fearing the displeasure of your master, - Which, on your just proceeding, I'll keep off- - By him and by this woman here what know you? - PAROLLES. So please your Majesty, my master hath been an honourable - gentleman; tricks he hath had in him, which gentlemen have. - KING. Come, come, to th' purpose. Did he love this woman? - PAROLLES. Faith, sir, he did love her; but how? - KING. How, I pray you? - PAROLLES. He did love her, sir, as a gentleman loves a woman. - KING. How is that? - PAROLLES. He lov'd her, sir, and lov'd her not. - KING. As thou art a knave and no knave. - What an equivocal companion is this! - PAROLLES. I am a poor man, and at your Majesty's command. - LAFEU. He's a good drum, my lord, but a naughty orator. - DIANA. Do you know he promis'd me marriage? - PAROLLES. Faith, I know more than I'll speak. - KING. But wilt thou not speak all thou know'st? - PAROLLES. Yes, so please your Majesty. I did go between them, as I - said; but more than that, he loved her-for indeed he was mad for - her, and talk'd of Satan, and of Limbo, and of Furies, and I know - not what. Yet I was in that credit with them at that time that I - knew of their going to bed; and of other motions, as promising - her marriage, and things which would derive me ill will to speak - of; therefore I will not speak what I know. - KING. Thou hast spoken all already, unless thou canst say they are - married; but thou art too fine in thy evidence; therefore stand - aside. - This ring, you say, was yours? - DIANA. Ay, my good lord. - KING. Where did you buy it? Or who gave it you? - DIANA. It was not given me, nor I did not buy it. - KING. Who lent it you? - DIANA. It was not lent me neither. - KING. Where did you find it then? - DIANA. I found it not. - KING. If it were yours by none of all these ways, - How could you give it him? - DIANA. I never gave it him. - LAFEU. This woman's an easy glove, my lord; she goes of and on at - pleasure. - KING. This ring was mine, I gave it his first wife. - DIANA. It might be yours or hers, for aught I know. - KING. Take her away, I do not like her now; - To prison with her. And away with him. - Unless thou tell'st me where thou hadst this ring, - Thou diest within this hour. - DIANA. I'll never tell you. - KING. Take her away. - DIANA. I'll put in bail, my liege. - KING. I think thee now some common customer. - DIANA. By Jove, if ever I knew man, 'twas you. - KING. Wherefore hast thou accus'd him all this while? - DIANA. Because he's guilty, and he is not guilty. - He knows I am no maid, and he'll swear to't: - I'll swear I am a maid, and he knows not. - Great King, I am no strumpet, by my life; - I am either maid, or else this old man's wife. - [Pointing to LAFEU] - KING. She does abuse our ears; to prison with her. - DIANA. Good mother, fetch my bail. Stay, royal sir; - Exit WIDOW - The jeweller that owes the ring is sent for, - And he shall surety me. But for this lord - Who hath abus'd me as he knows himself, - Though yet he never harm'd me, here I quit him. - He knows himself my bed he hath defil'd; - And at that time he got his wife with child. - Dead though she be, she feels her young one kick; - So there's my riddle: one that's dead is quick- - And now behold the meaning. - - Re-enter WIDOW with HELENA - - KING. Is there no exorcist - Beguiles the truer office of mine eyes? - Is't real that I see? - HELENA. No, my good lord; - 'Tis but the shadow of a wife you see, - The name and not the thing. - BERTRAM. Both, both; o, pardon! - HELENA. O, my good lord, when I was like this maid, - I found you wondrous kind. There is your ring, - And, look you, here's your letter. This it says: - 'When from my finger you can get this ring, - And are by me with child,' etc. This is done. - Will you be mine now you are doubly won? - BERTRAM. If she, my liege, can make me know this clearly, - I'll love her dearly, ever, ever dearly. - HELENA. If it appear not plain, and prove untrue, - Deadly divorce step between me and you! - O my dear mother, do I see you living? - LAFEU. Mine eyes smell onions; I shall weep anon. [To PAROLLES] - Good Tom Drum, lend me a handkercher. So, I - thank thee. Wait on me home, I'll make sport with thee; - let thy curtsies alone, they are scurvy ones. - KING. Let us from point to point this story know, - To make the even truth in pleasure flow. - [To DIANA] If thou beest yet a fresh uncropped flower, - Choose thou thy husband, and I'll pay thy dower; - For I can guess that by thy honest aid - Thou kept'st a wife herself, thyself a maid.- - Of that and all the progress, more and less, - Resolvedly more leisure shall express. - All yet seems well; and if it end so meet, - The bitter past, more welcome is the sweet. [Flourish] - -EPILOGUE - EPILOGUE. - - KING. The King's a beggar, now the play is done. - All is well ended if this suit be won, - That you express content; which we will pay - With strife to please you, day exceeding day. - Ours be your patience then, and yours our parts; - Your gentle hands lend us, and take our hearts. - Exeunt omnes - - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1607 - -THE TRAGEDY OF ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA - -by William Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - - MARK ANTONY, Triumvirs - OCTAVIUS CAESAR, " - M. AEMILIUS LEPIDUS, " - SEXTUS POMPEIUS, " - DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS, friend to Antony - VENTIDIUS, " " " - EROS, " " " - SCARUS, " " " - DERCETAS, " " " - DEMETRIUS, " " " - PHILO, " " " - MAECENAS, friend to Caesar - AGRIPPA, " " " - DOLABELLA, " " " - PROCULEIUS, " " " - THYREUS, " " " - GALLUS, " " " - MENAS, friend to Pompey - MENECRATES, " " " - VARRIUS, " " " - TAURUS, Lieutenant-General to Caesar - CANIDIUS, Lieutenant-General to Antony - SILIUS, an Officer in Ventidius's army - EUPHRONIUS, an Ambassador from Antony to Caesar - ALEXAS, attendant on Cleopatra - MARDIAN, " " " - SELEUCUS, " " " - DIOMEDES, " " " - A SOOTHSAYER - A CLOWN - - CLEOPATRA, Queen of Egypt - OCTAVIA, sister to Caesar and wife to Antony - CHARMIAN, lady attending on Cleopatra - IRAS, " " " " - - - - Officers, Soldiers, Messengers, and Attendants - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -SCENE: -The Roman Empire - -ACT I. SCENE I. -Alexandria. CLEOPATRA'S palace - -Enter DEMETRIUS and PHILO - - PHILO. Nay, but this dotage of our general's - O'erflows the measure. Those his goodly eyes, - That o'er the files and musters of the war - Have glow'd like plated Mars, now bend, now turn, - The office and devotion of their view - Upon a tawny front. His captain's heart, - Which in the scuffles of great fights hath burst - The buckles on his breast, reneges all temper, - And is become the bellows and the fan - To cool a gipsy's lust. - - Flourish. Enter ANTONY, CLEOPATRA, her LADIES, the train, - with eunuchs fanning her - - Look where they come! - Take but good note, and you shall see in him - The triple pillar of the world transform'd - Into a strumpet's fool. Behold and see. - CLEOPATRA. If it be love indeed, tell me how much. - ANTONY. There's beggary in the love that can be reckon'd. - CLEOPATRA. I'll set a bourn how far to be belov'd. - ANTONY. Then must thou needs find out new heaven, new earth. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. News, my good lord, from Rome. - ANTONY. Grates me the sum. - CLEOPATRA. Nay, hear them, Antony. - Fulvia perchance is angry; or who knows - If the scarce-bearded Caesar have not sent - His pow'rful mandate to you: 'Do this or this; - Take in that kingdom and enfranchise that; - Perform't, or else we damn thee.' - ANTONY. How, my love? - CLEOPATRA. Perchance? Nay, and most like, - You must not stay here longer; your dismission - Is come from Caesar; therefore hear it, Antony. - Where's Fulvia's process? Caesar's I would say? Both? - Call in the messengers. As I am Egypt's Queen, - Thou blushest, Antony, and that blood of thine - Is Caesar's homager. Else so thy cheek pays shame - When shrill-tongu'd Fulvia scolds. The messengers! - ANTONY. Let Rome in Tiber melt, and the wide arch - Of the rang'd empire fall! Here is my space. - Kingdoms are clay; our dungy earth alike - Feeds beast as man. The nobleness of life - Is to do thus [emhracing], when such a mutual pair - And such a twain can do't, in which I bind, - On pain of punishment, the world to weet - We stand up peerless. - CLEOPATRA. Excellent falsehood! - Why did he marry Fulvia, and not love her? - I'll seem the fool I am not. Antony - Will be himself. - ANTONY. But stirr'd by Cleopatra. - Now for the love of Love and her soft hours, - Let's not confound the time with conference harsh; - There's not a minute of our lives should stretch - Without some pleasure now. What sport to-night? - CLEOPATRA. Hear the ambassadors. - ANTONY. Fie, wrangling queen! - Whom everything becomes- to chide, to laugh, - To weep; whose every passion fully strives - To make itself in thee fair and admir'd. - No messenger but thine, and all alone - To-night we'll wander through the streets and note - The qualities of people. Come, my queen; - Last night you did desire it. Speak not to us. - Exeunt ANTONY and CLEOPATRA, with the train - DEMETRIUS. Is Caesar with Antonius priz'd so slight? - PHILO. Sir, sometimes when he is not Antony, - He comes too short of that great property - Which still should go with Antony. - DEMETRIUS. I am full sorry - That he approves the common liar, who - Thus speaks of him at Rome; but I will hope - Of better deeds to-morrow. Rest you happy! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Alexandria. CLEOPATRA'S palace - -Enter CHARMIAN, IRAS, ALEXAS, and a SOOTHSAYER - - CHARMIAN. Lord Alexas, sweet Alexas, most anything Alexas, almost - most absolute Alexas, where's the soothsayer that you prais'd so - to th' Queen? O that I knew this husband, which you say must - charge his horns with garlands! - ALEXAS. Soothsayer! - SOOTHSAYER. Your will? - CHARMIAN. Is this the man? Is't you, sir, that know things? - SOOTHSAYER. In nature's infinite book of secrecy - A little I can read. - ALEXAS. Show him your hand. - - Enter ENOBARBUS - - ENOBARBUS. Bring in the banquet quickly; wine enough - Cleopatra's health to drink. - CHARMIAN. Good, sir, give me good fortune. - SOOTHSAYER. I make not, but foresee. - CHARMIAN. Pray, then, foresee me one. - SOOTHSAYER. You shall be yet far fairer than you are. - CHARMIAN. He means in flesh. - IRAS. No, you shall paint when you are old. - CHARMIAN. Wrinkles forbid! - ALEXAS. Vex not his prescience; be attentive. - CHARMIAN. Hush! - SOOTHSAYER. You shall be more beloving than beloved. - CHARMIAN. I had rather heat my liver with drinking. - ALEXAS. Nay, hear him. - CHARMIAN. Good now, some excellent fortune! Let me be married to - three kings in a forenoon, and widow them all. Let me have a - child at fifty, to whom Herod of Jewry may do homage. Find me to - marry me with Octavius Caesar, and companion me with my mistress. - SOOTHSAYER. You shall outlive the lady whom you serve. - CHARMIAN. O, excellent! I love long life better than figs. - SOOTHSAYER. You have seen and prov'd a fairer former fortune - Than that which is to approach. - CHARMIAN. Then belike my children shall have no names. - Prithee, how many boys and wenches must I have? - SOOTHSAYER. If every of your wishes had a womb, - And fertile every wish, a million. - CHARMIAN. Out, fool! I forgive thee for a witch. - ALEXAS. You think none but your sheets are privy to your wishes. - CHARMIAN. Nay, come, tell Iras hers. - ALEXAS. We'll know all our fortunes. - ENOBARBUS. Mine, and most of our fortunes, to-night, shall be- - drunk to bed. - IRAS. There's a palm presages chastity, if nothing else. - CHARMIAN. E'en as the o'erflowing Nilus presageth famine. - IRAS. Go, you wild bedfellow, you cannot soothsay. - CHARMIAN. Nay, if an oily palm be not a fruitful prognostication, I - cannot scratch mine ear. Prithee, tell her but worky-day fortune. - SOOTHSAYER. Your fortunes are alike. - IRAS. But how, but how? Give me particulars. - SOOTHSAYER. I have said. - IRAS. Am I not an inch of fortune better than she? - CHARMIAN. Well, if you were but an inch of fortune better than I, - where would you choose it? - IRAS. Not in my husband's nose. - CHARMIAN. Our worser thoughts heavens mend! Alexas- come, his - fortune, his fortune! O, let him marry a woman that cannot go, - sweet Isis, I beseech thee! And let her die too, and give him a - worse! And let worse follow worse, till the worst of all follow - him laughing to his grave, fiftyfold a cuckold! Good Isis, hear - me this prayer, though thou deny me a matter of more weight; good - Isis, I beseech thee! - IRAS. Amen. Dear goddess, hear that prayer of the people! For, as - it is a heartbreaking to see a handsome man loose-wiv'd, so it is - a deadly sorrow to behold a foul knave uncuckolded. Therefore, - dear Isis, keep decorum, and fortune him accordingly! - CHARMIAN. Amen. - ALEXAS. Lo now, if it lay in their hands to make me a cuckold, they - would make themselves whores but they'ld do't! - - Enter CLEOPATRA - - ENOBARBUS. Hush! Here comes Antony. - CHARMIAN. Not he; the Queen. - CLEOPATRA. Saw you my lord? - ENOBARBUS. No, lady. - CLEOPATRA. Was he not here? - CHARMIAN. No, madam. - CLEOPATRA. He was dispos'd to mirth; but on the sudden - A Roman thought hath struck him. Enobarbus! - ENOBARBUS. Madam? - CLEOPATRA. Seek him, and bring him hither. Where's Alexas? - ALEXAS. Here, at your service. My lord approaches. - - Enter ANTONY, with a MESSENGER and attendants - - CLEOPATRA. We will not look upon him. Go with us. - Exeunt CLEOPATRA, ENOBARBUS, and the rest - MESSENGER. Fulvia thy wife first came into the field. - ANTONY. Against my brother Lucius? - MESSENGER. Ay. - But soon that war had end, and the time's state - Made friends of them, jointing their force 'gainst Caesar, - Whose better issue in the war from Italy - Upon the first encounter drave them. - ANTONY. Well, what worst? - MESSENGER. The nature of bad news infects the teller. - ANTONY. When it concerns the fool or coward. On! - Things that are past are done with me. 'Tis thus: - Who tells me true, though in his tale lie death, - I hear him as he flatter'd. - MESSENGER. Labienus- - This is stiff news- hath with his Parthian force - Extended Asia from Euphrates, - His conquering banner shook from Syria - To Lydia and to Ionia, - Whilst- - ANTONY. Antony, thou wouldst say. - MESSENGER. O, my lord! - ANTONY. Speak to me home; mince not the general tongue; - Name Cleopatra as she is call'd in Rome. - Rail thou in Fulvia's phrase, and taunt my faults - With such full licence as both truth and malice - Have power to utter. O, then we bring forth weeds - When our quick minds lie still, and our ills told us - Is as our earing. Fare thee well awhile. - MESSENGER. At your noble pleasure. Exit - ANTONY. From Sicyon, ho, the news! Speak there! - FIRST ATTENDANT. The man from Sicyon- is there such an one? - SECOND ATTENDANT. He stays upon your will. - ANTONY. Let him appear. - These strong Egyptian fetters I must break, - Or lose myself in dotage. - - Enter another MESSENGER with a letter - - What are you? - SECOND MESSENGER. Fulvia thy wife is dead. - ANTONY. Where died she? - SECOND MESSENGER. In Sicyon. - Her length of sickness, with what else more serious - Importeth thee to know, this bears. [Gives the letter] - ANTONY. Forbear me. Exit MESSENGER - There's a great spirit gone! Thus did I desire it. - What our contempts doth often hurl from us - We wish it ours again; the present pleasure, - By revolution low'ring, does become - The opposite of itself. She's good, being gone; - The hand could pluck her back that shov'd her on. - I must from this enchanting queen break off. - Ten thousand harms, more than the ills I know, - My idleness doth hatch. How now, Enobarbus! - - Re-enter ENOBARBUS - - ENOBARBUS. What's your pleasure, sir? - ANTONY. I must with haste from hence. - ENOBARBUS. Why, then we kill all our women. We see how mortal an - unkindness is to them; if they suffer our departure, death's the - word. - ANTONY. I must be gone. - ENOBARBUS. Under a compelling occasion, let women die. It were pity - to cast them away for nothing, though between them and a great - cause they should be esteemed nothing. Cleopatra, catching but - the least noise of this, dies instantly; I have seen her die - twenty times upon far poorer moment. I do think there is mettle - in death, which commits some loving act upon her, she hath such a - celerity in dying. - ANTONY. She is cunning past man's thought. - ENOBARBUS. Alack, sir, no! Her passions are made of nothing but the - finest part of pure love. We cannot call her winds and waters - sighs and tears; they are greater storms and tempests than - almanacs can report. This cannot be cunning in her; if it be, she - makes a show'r of rain as well as Jove. - ANTONY. Would I had never seen her! - ENOBARBUS. O Sir, you had then left unseen a wonderful piece of - work, which not to have been blest withal would have discredited - your travel. - ANTONY. Fulvia is dead. - ENOBARBUS. Sir? - ANTONY. Fulvia is dead. - ENOBARBUS. Fulvia? - ANTONY. Dead. - ENOBARBUS. Why, sir, give the gods a thankful sacrifice. When it - pleaseth their deities to take the wife of a man from him, it - shows to man the tailors of the earth; comforting therein that - when old robes are worn out there are members to make new. If - there were no more women but Fulvia, then had you indeed a cut, - and the case to be lamented. This grief is crown'd with - consolation: your old smock brings forth a new petticoat; and - indeed the tears live in an onion that should water this sorrow. - ANTONY. The business she hath broached in the state - Cannot endure my absence. - ENOBARBUS. And the business you have broach'd here cannot be - without you; especially that of Cleopatra's, which wholly depends - on your abode. - ANTONY. No more light answers. Let our officers - Have notice what we purpose. I shall break - The cause of our expedience to the Queen, - And get her leave to part. For not alone - The death of Fulvia, with more urgent touches, - Do strongly speak to us; but the letters to - Of many our contriving friends in Rome - Petition us at home. Sextus Pompeius - Hath given the dare to Caesar, and commands - The empire of the sea; our slippery people, - Whose love is never link'd to the deserver - Till his deserts are past, begin to throw - Pompey the Great and all his dignities - Upon his son; who, high in name and power, - Higher than both in blood and life, stands up - For the main soldier; whose quality, going on, - The sides o' th' world may danger. Much is breeding - Which, like the courser's hair, hath yet but life - And not a serpent's poison. Say our pleasure, - To such whose place is under us, requires - Our quick remove from hence. - ENOBARBUS. I shall do't. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Alexandria. CLEOPATRA'S palace - -Enter CLEOPATRA, CHARMIAN, IRAS, and ALEXAS - - CLEOPATRA. Where is he? - CHARMIAN. I did not see him since. - CLEOPATRA. See where he is, who's with him, what he does. - I did not send you. If you find him sad, - Say I am dancing; if in mirth, report - That I am sudden sick. Quick, and return. Exit ALEXAS - CHARMIAN. Madam, methinks, if you did love him dearly, - You do not hold the method to enforce - The like from him. - CLEOPATRA. What should I do I do not? - CHARMIAN. In each thing give him way; cross him in nothing. - CLEOPATRA. Thou teachest like a fool- the way to lose him. - CHARMIAN. Tempt him not so too far; I wish, forbear; - In time we hate that which we often fear. - - Enter ANTONY - - But here comes Antony. - CLEOPATRA. I am sick and sullen. - ANTONY. I am sorry to give breathing to my purpose- - CLEOPATRA. Help me away, dear Charmian; I shall fall. - It cannot be thus long; the sides of nature - Will not sustain it. - ANTONY. Now, my dearest queen- - CLEOPATRA. Pray you, stand farther from me. - ANTONY. What's the matter? - CLEOPATRA. I know by that same eye there's some good news. - What says the married woman? You may go. - Would she had never given you leave to come! - Let her not say 'tis I that keep you here- - I have no power upon you; hers you are. - ANTONY. The gods best know- - CLEOPATRA. O, never was there queen - So mightily betray'd! Yet at the first - I saw the treasons planted. - ANTONY. Cleopatra- - CLEOPATRA. Why should I think you can be mine and true, - Though you in swearing shake the throned gods, - Who have been false to Fulvia? Riotous madness, - To be entangled with those mouth-made vows, - Which break themselves in swearing! - ANTONY. Most sweet queen- - CLEOPATRA. Nay, pray you seek no colour for your going, - But bid farewell, and go. When you sued staying, - Then was the time for words. No going then! - Eternity was in our lips and eyes, - Bliss in our brows' bent, none our parts so poor - But was a race of heaven. They are so still, - Or thou, the greatest soldier of the world, - Art turn'd the greatest liar. - ANTONY. How now, lady! - CLEOPATRA. I would I had thy inches. Thou shouldst know - There were a heart in Egypt. - ANTONY. Hear me, queen: - The strong necessity of time commands - Our services awhile; but my full heart - Remains in use with you. Our Italy - Shines o'er with civil swords: Sextus Pompeius - Makes his approaches to the port of Rome; - Equality of two domestic powers - Breed scrupulous faction; the hated, grown to strength, - Are newly grown to love. The condemn'd Pompey, - Rich in his father's honour, creeps apace - Into the hearts of such as have not thrived - Upon the present state, whose numbers threaten; - And quietness, grown sick of rest, would purge - By any desperate change. My more particular, - And that which most with you should safe my going, - Is Fulvia's death. - CLEOPATRA. Though age from folly could not give me freedom, - It does from childishness. Can Fulvia die? - ANTONY. She's dead, my Queen. - Look here, and at thy sovereign leisure read - The garboils she awak'd. At the last, best. - See when and where she died. - CLEOPATRA. O most false love! - Where be the sacred vials thou shouldst fill - With sorrowful water? Now I see, I see, - In Fulvia's death how mine receiv'd shall be. - ANTONY. Quarrel no more, but be prepar'd to know - The purposes I bear; which are, or cease, - As you shall give th' advice. By the fire - That quickens Nilus' slime, I go from hence - Thy soldier, servant, making peace or war - As thou affects. - CLEOPATRA. Cut my lace, Charmian, come! - But let it be; I am quickly ill and well- - So Antony loves. - ANTONY. My precious queen, forbear, - And give true evidence to his love, which stands - An honourable trial. - CLEOPATRA. So Fulvia told me. - I prithee turn aside and weep for her; - Then bid adieu to me, and say the tears - Belong to Egypt. Good now, play one scene - Of excellent dissembling, and let it look - Like perfect honour. - ANTONY. You'll heat my blood; no more. - CLEOPATRA. You can do better yet; but this is meetly. - ANTONY. Now, by my sword- - CLEOPATRA. And target. Still he mends; - But this is not the best. Look, prithee, Charmian, - How this Herculean Roman does become - The carriage of his chafe. - ANTONY. I'll leave you, lady. - CLEOPATRA. Courteous lord, one word. - Sir, you and I must part- but that's not it. - Sir, you and I have lov'd- but there's not it. - That you know well. Something it is I would- - O, my oblivion is a very Antony, - And I am all forgotten! - ANTONY. But that your royalty - Holds idleness your subject, I should take you - For idleness itself. - CLEOPATRA. 'Tis sweating labour - To bear such idleness so near the heart - As Cleopatra this. But, sir, forgive me; - Since my becomings kill me when they do not - Eye well to you. Your honour calls you hence; - Therefore be deaf to my unpitied folly, - And all the gods go with you! Upon your sword - Sit laurel victory, and smooth success - Be strew'd before your feet! - ANTONY. Let us go. Come. - Our separation so abides and flies - That thou, residing here, goes yet with me, - And I, hence fleeting, here remain with thee. - Away! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -Rome. CAESAR'S house - -Enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR, reading a letter; LEPIDUS, and their train - - CAESAR. You may see, Lepidus, and henceforth know, - It is not Caesar's natural vice to hate - Our great competitor. From Alexandria - This is the news: he fishes, drinks, and wastes - The lamps of night in revel; is not more manlike - Than Cleopatra, nor the queen of Ptolemy - More womanly than he; hardly gave audience, or - Vouchsaf'd to think he had partners. You shall find there - A man who is the abstract of all faults - That all men follow. - LEPIDUS. I must not think there are - Evils enow to darken all his goodness. - His faults, in him, seem as the spots of heaven, - More fiery by night's blackness; hereditary - Rather than purchas'd; what he cannot change - Than what he chooses. - CAESAR. You are too indulgent. Let's grant it is not - Amiss to tumble on the bed of Ptolemy, - To give a kingdom for a mirth, to sit - And keep the turn of tippling with a slave, - To reel the streets at noon, and stand the buffet - With knaves that smell of sweat. Say this becomes him- - As his composure must be rare indeed - Whom these things cannot blemish- yet must Antony - No way excuse his foils when we do bear - So great weight in his lightness. If he fill'd - His vacancy with his voluptuousness, - Full surfeits and the dryness of his bones - Call on him for't! But to confound such time - That drums him from his sport and speaks as loud - As his own state and ours- 'tis to be chid - As we rate boys who, being mature in knowledge, - Pawn their experience to their present pleasure, - And so rebel to judgment. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - LEPIDUS. Here's more news. - MESSENGER. Thy biddings have been done; and every hour, - Most noble Caesar, shalt thou have report - How 'tis abroad. Pompey is strong at sea, - And it appears he is belov'd of those - That only have fear'd Caesar. To the ports - The discontents repair, and men's reports - Give him much wrong'd. - CAESAR. I should have known no less. - It hath been taught us from the primal state - That he which is was wish'd until he were; - And the ebb'd man, ne'er lov'd till ne'er worth love, - Comes dear'd by being lack'd. This common body, - Like to a vagabond flag upon the stream, - Goes to and back, lackeying the varying tide, - To rot itself with motion. - MESSENGER. Caesar, I bring thee word - Menecrates and Menas, famous pirates, - Make the sea serve them, which they ear and wound - With keels of every kind. Many hot inroads - They make in Italy; the borders maritime - Lack blood to think on't, and flush youth revolt. - No vessel can peep forth but 'tis as soon - Taken as seen; for Pompey's name strikes more - Than could his war resisted. - CAESAR. Antony, - Leave thy lascivious wassails. When thou once - Was beaten from Modena, where thou slew'st - Hirtius and Pansa, consuls, at thy heel - Did famine follow; whom thou fought'st against, - Though daintily brought up, with patience more - Than savages could suffer. Thou didst drink - The stale of horses and the gilded puddle - Which beasts would cough at. Thy palate then did deign - The roughest berry on the rudest hedge; - Yea, like the stag when snow the pasture sheets, - The barks of trees thou brows'd. On the Alps - It is reported thou didst eat strange flesh, - Which some did die to look on. And all this- - It wounds thine honour that I speak it now- - Was borne so like a soldier that thy cheek - So much as lank'd not. - LEPIDUS. 'Tis pity of him. - CAESAR. Let his shames quickly - Drive him to Rome. 'Tis time we twain - Did show ourselves i' th' field; and to that end - Assemble we immediate council. Pompey - Thrives in our idleness. - LEPIDUS. To-morrow, Caesar, - I shall be furnish'd to inform you rightly - Both what by sea and land I can be able - To front this present time. - CAESAR. Till which encounter - It is my business too. Farewell. - LEPIDUS. Farewell, my lord. What you shall know meantime - Of stirs abroad, I shall beseech you, sir, - To let me be partaker. - CAESAR. Doubt not, sir; - I knew it for my bond. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -Alexandria. CLEOPATRA'S palace - -Enter CLEOPATRA, CHARMIAN, IRAS, and MARDIAN - - CLEOPATRA. Charmian! - CHARMIAN. Madam? - CLEOPATRA. Ha, ha! - Give me to drink mandragora. - CHARMIAN. Why, madam? - CLEOPATRA. That I might sleep out this great gap of time - My Antony is away. - CHARMIAN. You think of him too much. - CLEOPATRA. O, 'tis treason! - CHARMIAN. Madam, I trust, not so. - CLEOPATRA. Thou, eunuch Mardian! - MARDIAN. What's your Highness' pleasure? - CLEOPATRA. Not now to hear thee sing; I take no pleasure - In aught an eunuch has. 'Tis well for thee - That, being unseminar'd, thy freer thoughts - May not fly forth of Egypt. Hast thou affections? - MARDIAN. Yes, gracious madam. - CLEOPATRA. Indeed? - MARDIAN. Not in deed, madam; for I can do nothing - But what indeed is honest to be done. - Yet have I fierce affections, and think - What Venus did with Mars. - CLEOPATRA. O Charmian, - Where think'st thou he is now? Stands he or sits he? - Or does he walk? or is he on his horse? - O happy horse, to bear the weight of Antony! - Do bravely, horse; for wot'st thou whom thou mov'st? - The demi-Atlas of this earth, the arm - And burgonet of men. He's speaking now, - Or murmuring 'Where's my serpent of old Nile?' - For so he calls me. Now I feed myself - With most delicious poison. Think on me, - That am with Phoebus' amorous pinches black, - And wrinkled deep in time? Broad-fronted Caesar, - When thou wast here above the ground, I was - A morsel for a monarch; and great Pompey - Would stand and make his eyes grow in my brow; - There would he anchor his aspect and die - With looking on his life. - - Enter ALEXAS - - ALEXAS. Sovereign of Egypt, hail! - CLEOPATRA. How much unlike art thou Mark Antony! - Yet, coming from him, that great med'cine hath - With his tinct gilded thee. - How goes it with my brave Mark Antony? - ALEXAS. Last thing he did, dear Queen, - He kiss'd- the last of many doubled kisses- - This orient pearl. His speech sticks in my heart. - CLEOPATRA. Mine ear must pluck it thence. - ALEXAS. 'Good friend,' quoth he - 'Say the firm Roman to great Egypt sends - This treasure of an oyster; at whose foot, - To mend the petty present, I will piece - Her opulent throne with kingdoms. All the East, - Say thou, shall call her mistress.' So he nodded, - And soberly did mount an arm-gaunt steed, - Who neigh'd so high that what I would have spoke - Was beastly dumb'd by him. - CLEOPATRA. What, was he sad or merry? - ALEXAS. Like to the time o' th' year between the extremes - Of hot and cold; he was nor sad nor merry. - CLEOPATRA. O well-divided disposition! Note him, - Note him, good Charmian; 'tis the man; but note him! - He was not sad, for he would shine on those - That make their looks by his; he was not merry, - Which seem'd to tell them his remembrance lay - In Egypt with his joy; but between both. - O heavenly mingle! Be'st thou sad or merry, - The violence of either thee becomes, - So does it no man else. Met'st thou my posts? - ALEXAS. Ay, madam, twenty several messengers. - Why do you send so thick? - CLEOPATRA. Who's born that day - When I forget to send to Antony - Shall die a beggar. Ink and paper, Charmian. - Welcome, my good Alexas. Did I, Charmian, - Ever love Caesar so? - CHARMIAN. O that brave Caesar! - CLEOPATRA. Be chok'd with such another emphasis! - Say 'the brave Antony.' - CHARMIAN. The valiant Caesar! - CLEOPATRA. By Isis, I will give thee bloody teeth - If thou with Caesar paragon again - My man of men. - CHARMIAN. By your most gracious pardon, - I sing but after you. - CLEOPATRA. My salad days, - When I was green in judgment, cold in blood, - To say as I said then. But come, away! - Get me ink and paper. - He shall have every day a several greeting, - Or I'll unpeople Egypt. Exeunt - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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Mark Antony - In Egypt sits at dinner, and will make - No wars without doors. Caesar gets money where - He loses hearts. Lepidus flatters both, - Of both is flatter'd; but he neither loves, - Nor either cares for him. - MENAS. Caesar and Lepidus - Are in the field. A mighty strength they carry. - POMPEY. Where have you this? 'Tis false. - MENAS. From Silvius, sir. - POMPEY. He dreams. I know they are in Rome together, - Looking for Antony. But all the charms of love, - Salt Cleopatra, soften thy wan'd lip! - Let witchcraft join with beauty, lust with both; - Tie up the libertine in a field of feasts, - Keep his brain fuming. Epicurean cooks - Sharpen with cloyless sauce his appetite, - That sleep and feeding may prorogue his honour - Even till a Lethe'd dullness- - - Enter VARRIUS - - How now, Varrius! - VARRIUS. This is most certain that I shall deliver: - Mark Antony is every hour in Rome - Expected. Since he went from Egypt 'tis - A space for farther travel. - POMPEY. I could have given less matter - A better ear. Menas, I did not think - This amorous surfeiter would have donn'd his helm - For such a petty war; his soldiership - Is twice the other twain. But let us rear - The higher our opinion, that our stirring - Can from the lap of Egypt's widow pluck - The ne'er-lust-wearied Antony. - MENAS. I cannot hope - Caesar and Antony shall well greet together. - His wife that's dead did trespasses to Caesar; - His brother warr'd upon him; although, I think, - Not mov'd by Antony. - POMPEY. I know not, Menas, - How lesser enmities may give way to greater. - Were't not that we stand up against them all, - 'Twere pregnant they should square between themselves; - For they have entertained cause enough - To draw their swords. But how the fear of us - May cement their divisions, and bind up - The petty difference we yet not know. - Be't as our gods will have't! It only stands - Our lives upon to use our strongest hands. - Come, Menas. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Rome. The house of LEPIDUS - -Enter ENOBARBUS and LEPIDUS - - LEPIDUS. Good Enobarbus, 'tis a worthy deed, - And shall become you well, to entreat your captain - To soft and gentle speech. - ENOBARBUS. I shall entreat him - To answer like himself. If Caesar move him, - Let Antony look over Caesar's head - And speak as loud as Mars. By Jupiter, - Were I the wearer of Antonius' beard, - I would not shave't to-day. - LEPIDUS. 'Tis not a time - For private stomaching. - ENOBARBUS. Every time - Serves for the matter that is then born in't. - LEPIDUS. But small to greater matters must give way. - ENOBARBUS. Not if the small come first. - LEPIDUS. Your speech is passion; - But pray you stir no embers up. Here comes - The noble Antony. - - Enter ANTONY and VENTIDIUS - - ENOBARBUS. And yonder, Caesar. - - Enter CAESAR, MAECENAS, and AGRIPPA - - ANTONY. If we compose well here, to Parthia. - Hark, Ventidius. - CAESAR. I do not know, Maecenas. Ask Agrippa. - LEPIDUS. Noble friends, - That which combin'd us was most great, and let not - A leaner action rend us. What's amiss, - May it be gently heard. When we debate - Our trivial difference loud, we do commit - Murder in healing wounds. Then, noble partners, - The rather for I earnestly beseech, - Touch you the sourest points with sweetest terms, - Nor curstness grow to th' matter. - ANTONY. 'Tis spoken well. - Were we before our arinies, and to fight, - I should do thus. [Flourish] - CAESAR. Welcome to Rome. - ANTONY. Thank you. - CAESAR. Sit. - ANTONY. Sit, sir. - CAESAR. Nay, then. [They sit] - ANTONY. I learn you take things ill which are not so, - Or being, concern you not. - CAESAR. I must be laugh'd at - If, or for nothing or a little, - Should say myself offended, and with you - Chiefly i' the world; more laugh'd at that I should - Once name you derogately when to sound your name - It not concern'd me. - ANTONY. My being in Egypt, Caesar, - What was't to you? - CAESAR. No more than my residing here at Rome - Might be to you in Egypt. Yet, if you there - Did practise on my state, your being in Egypt - Might be my question. - ANTONY. How intend you- practis'd? - CAESAR. You may be pleas'd to catch at mine intent - By what did here befall me. Your wife and brother - Made wars upon me, and their contestation - Was theme for you; you were the word of war. - ANTONY. You do mistake your business; my brother never - Did urge me in his act. I did inquire it, - And have my learning from some true reports - That drew their swords with you. Did he not rather - Discredit my authority with yours, - And make the wars alike against my stomach, - Having alike your cause? Of this my letters - Before did satisfy you. If you'll patch a quarrel, - As matter whole you have not to make it with, - It must not be with this. - CAESAR. You praise yourself - By laying defects of judgment to me; but - You patch'd up your excuses. - ANTONY. Not so, not so; - I know you could not lack, I am certain on't, - Very necessity of this thought, that I, - Your partner in the cause 'gainst which he fought, - Could not with graceful eyes attend those wars - Which fronted mine own peace. As for my wife, - I would you had her spirit in such another! - The third o' th' world is yours, which with a snaffle - You may pace easy, but not such a wife. - ENOBARBUS. Would we had all such wives, that the men might go to - wars with the women! - ANTONY. So much uncurbable, her garboils, Caesar, - Made out of her impatience- which not wanted - Shrewdness of policy too- I grieving grant - Did you too much disquiet. For that you must - But say I could not help it. - CAESAR. I wrote to you - When rioting in Alexandria; you - Did pocket up my letters, and with taunts - Did gibe my missive out of audience. - ANTONY. Sir, - He fell upon me ere admitted. Then - Three kings I had newly feasted, and did want - Of what I was i' th' morning; but next day - I told him of myself, which was as much - As to have ask'd him pardon. Let this fellow - Be nothing of our strife; if we contend, - Out of our question wipe him. - CAESAR. You have broken - The article of your oath, which you shall never - Have tongue to charge me with. - LEPIDUS. Soft, Caesar! - ANTONY. No; - Lepidus, let him speak. - The honour is sacred which he talks on now, - Supposing that I lack'd it. But on, Caesar: - The article of my oath- - CAESAR. To lend me arms and aid when I requir'd them, - The which you both denied. - ANTONY. Neglected, rather; - And then when poisoned hours had bound me up - From mine own knowledge. As nearly as I may, - I'll play the penitent to you; but mine honesty - Shall not make poor my greatness, nor my power - Work without it. Truth is, that Fulvia, - To have me out of Egypt, made wars here; - For which myself, the ignorant motive, do - So far ask pardon as befits mine honour - To stoop in such a case. - LEPIDUS. 'Tis noble spoken. - MAECENAS. If it might please you to enforce no further - The griefs between ye- to forget them quite - Were to remember that the present need - Speaks to atone you. - LEPIDUS. Worthily spoken, Maecenas. - ENOBARBUS. Or, if you borrow one another's love for the instant, - you may, when you hear no more words of Pompey, return it again. - You shall have time to wrangle in when you have nothing else to - do. - ANTONY. Thou art a soldier only. Speak no more. - ENOBARBUS. That truth should be silent I had almost forgot. - ANTONY. You wrong this presence; therefore speak no more. - ENOBARBUS. Go to, then- your considerate stone! - CAESAR. I do not much dislike the matter, but - The manner of his speech; for't cannot be - We shall remain in friendship, our conditions - So diff'ring in their acts. Yet if I knew - What hoop should hold us stanch, from edge to edge - O' th' world, I would pursue it. - AGRIPPA. Give me leave, Caesar. - CAESAR. Speak, Agrippa. - AGRIPPA. Thou hast a sister by the mother's side, - Admir'd Octavia. Great Mark Antony - Is now a widower. - CAESAR. Say not so, Agrippa. - If Cleopatra heard you, your reproof - Were well deserv'd of rashness. - ANTONY. I am not married, Caesar. Let me hear - Agrippa further speak. - AGRIPPA. To hold you in perpetual amity, - To make you brothers, and to knit your hearts - With an unslipping knot, take Antony - Octavia to his wife; whose beauty claims - No worse a husband than the best of men; - Whose virtue and whose general graces speak - That which none else can utter. By this marriage - All little jealousies, which now seem great, - And all great fears, which now import their dangers, - Would then be nothing. Truths would be tales, - Where now half tales be truths. Her love to both - Would each to other, and all loves to both, - Draw after her. Pardon what I have spoke; - For 'tis a studied, not a present thought, - By duty ruminated. - ANTONY. Will Caesar speak? - CAESAR. Not till he hears how Antony is touch'd - With what is spoke already. - ANTONY. What power is in Agrippa, - If I would say 'Agrippa, be it so,' - To make this good? - CAESAR. The power of Caesar, and - His power unto Octavia. - ANTONY. May I never - To this good purpose, that so fairly shows, - Dream of impediment! Let me have thy hand. - Further this act of grace; and from this hour - The heart of brothers govern in our loves - And sway our great designs! - CAESAR. There is my hand. - A sister I bequeath you, whom no brother - Did ever love so dearly. Let her live - To join our kingdoms and our hearts; and never - Fly off our loves again! - LEPIDUS. Happily, amen! - ANTONY. I did not think to draw my sword 'gainst Pompey; - For he hath laid strange courtesies and great - Of late upon me. I must thank him only, - Lest my remembrance suffer ill report; - At heel of that, defy him. - LEPIDUS. Time calls upon's. - Of us must Pompey presently be sought, - Or else he seeks out us. - ANTONY. Where lies he? - CAESAR. About the Mount Misenum. - ANTONY. What is his strength by land? - CAESAR. Great and increasing; but by sea - He is an absolute master. - ANTONY. So is the fame. - Would we had spoke together! Haste we for it. - Yet, ere we put ourselves in arms, dispatch we - The business we have talk'd of. - CAESAR. With most gladness; - And do invite you to my sister's view, - Whither straight I'll lead you. - ANTONY. Let us, Lepidus, - Not lack your company. - LEPIDUS. Noble Antony, - Not sickness should detain me. [Flourish] - Exeunt all but ENOBARBUS, AGRIPPA, MAECENAS - MAECENAS. Welcome from Egypt, sir. - ENOBARBUS. Half the heart of Caesar, worthy Maecenas! My honourable - friend, Agrippa! - AGRIPPA. Good Enobarbus! - MAECENAS. We have cause to be glad that matters are so well - digested. You stay'd well by't in Egypt. - ENOBARBUS. Ay, sir; we did sleep day out of countenance and made - the night light with drinking. - MAECENAS. Eight wild boars roasted whole at a breakfast, and but - twelve persons there. Is this true? - ENOBARBUS. This was but as a fly by an eagle. We had much more - monstrous matter of feast, which worthily deserved noting. - MAECENAS. She's a most triumphant lady, if report be square to her. - ENOBARBUS. When she first met Mark Antony she purs'd up his heart, - upon the river of Cydnus. - AGRIPPA. There she appear'd indeed! Or my reporter devis'd well for - her. - ENOBARBUS. I will tell you. - The barge she sat in, like a burnish'd throne, - Burn'd on the water. The poop was beaten gold; - Purple the sails, and so perfumed that - The winds were love-sick with them; the oars were silver, - Which to the tune of flutes kept stroke, and made - The water which they beat to follow faster, - As amorous of their strokes. For her own person, - It beggar'd all description. She did lie - In her pavilion, cloth-of-gold, of tissue, - O'erpicturing that Venus where we see - The fancy out-work nature. On each side her - Stood pretty dimpled boys, like smiling Cupids, - With divers-colour'd fans, whose wind did seem - To glow the delicate cheeks which they did cool, - And what they undid did. - AGRIPPA. O, rare for Antony! - ENOBARBUS. Her gentlewomen, like the Nereides, - So many mermaids, tended her i' th' eyes, - And made their bends adornings. At the helm - A seeming mermaid steers. The silken tackle - Swell with the touches of those flower-soft hands - That yarely frame the office. From the barge - A strange invisible perfume hits the sense - Of the adjacent wharfs. The city cast - Her people out upon her; and Antony, - Enthron'd i' th' market-place, did sit alone, - Whistling to th' air; which, but for vacancy, - Had gone to gaze on Cleopatra too, - And made a gap in nature. - AGRIPPA. Rare Egyptian! - ENOBARBUS. Upon her landing, Antony sent to her, - Invited her to supper. She replied - It should be better he became her guest; - Which she entreated. Our courteous Antony, - Whom ne'er the word of 'No' woman heard speak, - Being barber'd ten times o'er, goes to the feast, - And for his ordinary pays his heart - For what his eyes eat only. - AGRIPPA. Royal wench! - She made great Caesar lay his sword to bed. - He ploughed her, and she cropp'd. - ENOBARBUS. I saw her once - Hop forty paces through the public street; - And, having lost her breath, she spoke, and panted, - That she did make defect perfection, - And, breathless, pow'r breathe forth. - MAECENAS. Now Antony must leave her utterly. - ENOBARBUS. Never! He will not. - Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale - Her infinite variety. Other women cloy - The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry - Where most she satisfies; for vilest things - Become themselves in her, that the holy priests - Bless her when she is riggish. - MAECENAS. If beauty, wisdom, modesty, can settle - The heart of Antony, Octavia is - A blessed lottery to him. - AGRIPPA. Let us go. - Good Enobarbus, make yourself my guest - Whilst you abide here. - ENOBARBUS. Humbly, sir, I thank you. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Rome. CAESAR'S house - -Enter ANTONY, CAESAR, OCTAVIA between them - - ANTONY. The world and my great office will sometimes - Divide me from your bosom. - OCTAVIA. All which time - Before the gods my knee shall bow my prayers - To them for you. - ANTONY. Good night, sir. My Octavia, - Read not my blemishes in the world's report. - I have not kept my square; but that to come - Shall all be done by th' rule. Good night, dear lady. - OCTAVIA. Good night, sir. - CAESAR. Good night. Exeunt CAESAR and OCTAVIA - - Enter SOOTHSAYER - - ANTONY. Now, sirrah, you do wish yourself in Egypt? - SOOTHSAYER. Would I had never come from thence, nor you thither! - ANTONY. If you can- your reason. - SOOTHSAYER. I see it in my motion, have it not in my tongue; but - yet hie you to Egypt again. - ANTONY. Say to me, - Whose fortunes shall rise higher, Caesar's or mine? - SOOTHSAYER. Caesar's. - Therefore, O Antony, stay not by his side. - Thy daemon, that thy spirit which keeps thee, is - Noble, courageous, high, unmatchable, - Where Caesar's is not; but near him thy angel - Becomes a fear, as being o'erpow'r'd. Therefore - Make space enough between you. - ANTONY. Speak this no more. - SOOTHSAYER. To none but thee; no more but when to thee. - If thou dost play with him at any game, - Thou art sure to lose; and of that natural luck - He beats thee 'gainst the odds. Thy lustre thickens - When he shines by. I say again, thy spirit - Is all afraid to govern thee near him; - But, he away, 'tis noble. - ANTONY. Get thee gone. - Say to Ventidius I would speak with him. - Exit SOOTHSAYER - He shall to Parthia.- Be it art or hap, - He hath spoken true. The very dice obey him; - And in our sports my better cunning faints - Under his chance. If we draw lots, he speeds; - His cocks do win the battle still of mine, - When it is all to nought, and his quails ever - Beat mine, inhoop'd, at odds. I will to Egypt; - And though I make this marriage for my peace, - I' th' East my pleasure lies. - - Enter VENTIDIUS - - O, come, Ventidius, - You must to Parthia. Your commission's ready; - Follow me and receive't. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -Rome. A street - -Enter LEPIDUS, MAECENAS, and AGRIPPA - - LEPIDUS. Trouble yourselves no further. Pray you hasten - Your generals after. - AGRIPPA. Sir, Mark Antony - Will e'en but kiss Octavia, and we'll follow. - LEPIDUS. Till I shall see you in your soldier's dress, - Which will become you both, farewell. - MAECENAS. We shall, - As I conceive the journey, be at th' Mount - Before you, Lepidus. - LEPIDUS. Your way is shorter; - My purposes do draw me much about. - You'll win two days upon me. - BOTH. Sir, good success! - LEPIDUS. Farewell. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -Alexandria. CLEOPATRA'S palace - -Enter CLEOPATRA, CHARMIAN, IRAS, and ALEXAS - - CLEOPATRA. Give me some music- music, moody food - Of us that trade in love. - ALL. The music, ho! - - Enter MARDIAN the eunuch - - CLEOPATRA. Let it alone! Let's to billiards. Come, Charmian. - CHARMIAN. My arm is sore; best play with Mardian. - CLEOPATRA. As well a woman with an eunuch play'd - As with a woman. Come, you'll play with me, sir? - MARDIAN. As well as I can, madam. - CLEOPATRA. And when good will is show'd, though't come too short, - The actor may plead pardon. I'll none now. - Give me mine angle- we'll to th' river. There, - My music playing far off, I will betray - Tawny-finn'd fishes; my bended hook shall pierce - Their slimy jaws; and as I draw them up - I'll think them every one an Antony, - And say 'Ah ha! Y'are caught.' - CHARMIAN. 'Twas merry when - You wager'd on your angling; when your diver - Did hang a salt fish on his hook, which he - With fervency drew up. - CLEOPATRA. That time? O times - I laughed him out of patience; and that night - I laugh'd him into patience; and next morn, - Ere the ninth hour, I drunk him to his bed, - Then put my tires and mantles on him, whilst - I wore his sword Philippan. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - O! from Italy? - Ram thou thy fruitful tidings in mine ears, - That long time have been barren. - MESSENGER. Madam, madam- - CLEOPATRA. Antony's dead! If thou say so, villain, - Thou kill'st thy mistress; but well and free, - If thou so yield him, there is gold, and here - My bluest veins to kiss- a hand that kings - Have lipp'd, and trembled kissing. - MESSENGER. First, madam, he is well. - CLEOPATRA. Why, there's more gold. - But, sirrah, mark, we use - To say the dead are well. Bring it to that, - The gold I give thee will I melt and pour - Down thy ill-uttering throat. - MESSENGER. Good madam, hear me. - CLEOPATRA. Well, go to, I will. - But there's no goodness in thy face. If Antony - Be free and healthful- why so tart a favour - To trumpet such good tidings? If not well, - Thou shouldst come like a Fury crown'd with snakes, - Not like a formal man. - MESSENGER. Will't please you hear me? - CLEOPATRA. I have a mind to strike thee ere thou speak'st. - Yet, if thou say Antony lives, is well, - Or friends with Caesar, or not captive to him, - I'll set thee in a shower of gold, and hail - Rich pearls upon thee. - MESSENGER. Madam, he's well. - CLEOPATRA. Well said. - MESSENGER. And friends with Caesar. - CLEOPATRA. Th'art an honest man. - MESSENGER. Caesar and he are greater friends than ever. - CLEOPATRA. Make thee a fortune from me. - MESSENGER. But yet, madam- - CLEOPATRA. I do not like 'but yet.' It does allay - The good precedence; fie upon 'but yet'! - 'But yet' is as a gaoler to bring forth - Some monstrous malefactor. Prithee, friend, - Pour out the pack of matter to mine ear, - The good and bad together. He's friends with Caesar; - In state of health, thou say'st; and, thou say'st, free. - MESSENGER. Free, madam! No; I made no such report. - He's bound unto Octavia. - CLEOPATRA. For what good turn? - MESSENGER. For the best turn i' th' bed. - CLEOPATRA. I am pale, Charmian. - MESSENGER. Madam, he's married to Octavia. - CLEOPATRA. The most infectious pestilence upon thee! - [Strikes him down] - MESSENGER. Good madam, patience. - CLEOPATRA. What say you? Hence, [Strikes him] - Horrible villain! or I'll spurn thine eyes - Like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head; - [She hales him up and down] - Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire and stew'd in brine, - Smarting in ling'ring pickle. - MESSENGER. Gracious madam, - I that do bring the news made not the match. - CLEOPATRA. Say 'tis not so, a province I will give thee, - And make thy fortunes proud. The blow thou hadst - Shall make thy peace for moving me to rage; - And I will boot thee with what gift beside - Thy modesty can beg. - MESSENGER. He's married, madam. - CLEOPATRA. Rogue, thou hast liv'd too long. [Draws a knife] - MESSENGER. Nay, then I'll run. - What mean you, madam? I have made no fault. Exit - CHARMIAN. Good madam, keep yourself within yourself: - The man is innocent. - CLEOPATRA. Some innocents scape not the thunderbolt. - Melt Egypt into Nile! and kindly creatures - Turn all to serpents! Call the slave again. - Though I am mad, I will not bite him. Call! - CHARMIAN. He is afear'd to come. - CLEOPATRA. I will not hurt him. - These hands do lack nobility, that they strike - A meaner than myself; since I myself - Have given myself the cause. - - Enter the MESSENGER again - - Come hither, sir. - Though it be honest, it is never good - To bring bad news. Give to a gracious message - An host of tongues; but let ill tidings tell - Themselves when they be felt. - MESSENGER. I have done my duty. - CLEOPATRA. Is he married? - I cannot hate thee worser than I do - If thou again say 'Yes.' - MESSENGER. He's married, madam. - CLEOPATRA. The gods confound thee! Dost thou hold there still? - MESSENGER. Should I lie, madam? - CLEOPATRA. O, I would thou didst, - So half my Egypt were submerg'd and made - A cistern for scal'd snakes! Go, get thee hence. - Hadst thou Narcissus in thy face, to me - Thou wouldst appear most ugly. He is married? - MESSENGER. I crave your Highness' pardon. - CLEOPATRA. He is married? - MESSENGER. Take no offence that I would not offend you; - To punish me for what you make me do - Seems much unequal. He's married to Octavia. - CLEOPATRA. O, that his fault should make a knave of thee - That art not what th'art sure of! Get thee hence. - The merchandise which thou hast brought from Rome - Are all too dear for me. Lie they upon thy hand, - And be undone by 'em! Exit MESSENGER - CHARMIAN. Good your Highness, patience. - CLEOPATRA. In praising Antony I have disprais'd Caesar. - CHARMIAN. Many times, madam. - CLEOPATRA. I am paid for't now. Lead me from hence, - I faint. O Iras, Charmian! 'Tis no matter. - Go to the fellow, good Alexas; bid him - Report the feature of Octavia, her years, - Her inclination; let him not leave out - The colour of her hair. Bring me word quickly. - Exit ALEXAS - Let him for ever go- let him not, Charmian- - Though he be painted one way like a Gorgon, - The other way's a Mars. [To MARDIAN] - Bid you Alexas - Bring me word how tall she is.- Pity me, Charmian, - But do not speak to me. Lead me to my chamber. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VI. -Near Misenum - -Flourish. Enter POMPEY and MENAS at one door, with drum and trumpet; -at another, CAESAR, ANTONY, LEPIDUS, ENOBARBUS, MAECENAS, AGRIPPA, -with soldiers marching - - POMPEY. Your hostages I have, so have you mine; - And we shall talk before we fight. - CAESAR. Most meet - That first we come to words; and therefore have we - Our written purposes before us sent; - Which if thou hast considered, let us know - If 'twill tie up thy discontented sword - And carry back to Sicily much tall youth - That else must perish here. - POMPEY. To you all three, - The senators alone of this great world, - Chief factors for the gods: I do not know - Wherefore my father should revengers want, - Having a son and friends, since Julius Caesar, - Who at Philippi the good Brutus ghosted, - There saw you labouring for him. What was't - That mov'd pale Cassius to conspire? and what - Made the all-honour'd honest Roman, Brutus, - With the arm'd rest, courtiers of beauteous freedom, - To drench the Capitol, but that they would - Have one man but a man? And that is it - Hath made me rig my navy, at whose burden - The anger'd ocean foams; with which I meant - To scourge th' ingratitude that despiteful Rome - Cast on my noble father. - CAESAR. Take your time. - ANTONY. Thou canst not fear us, Pompey, with thy sails; - We'll speak with thee at sea; at land thou know'st - How much we do o'er-count thee. - POMPEY. At land, indeed, - Thou dost o'er-count me of my father's house. - But since the cuckoo builds not for himself, - Remain in't as thou mayst. - LEPIDUS. Be pleas'd to tell us- - For this is from the present- how you take - The offers we have sent you. - CAESAR. There's the point. - ANTONY. Which do not be entreated to, but weigh - What it is worth embrac'd. - CAESAR. And what may follow, - To try a larger fortune. - POMPEY. You have made me offer - Of Sicily, Sardinia; and I must - Rid all the sea of pirates; then to send - Measures of wheat to Rome; this 'greed upon, - To part with unhack'd edges and bear back - Our targes undinted. - ALL. That's our offer. - POMPEY. Know, then, - I came before you here a man prepar'd - To take this offer; but Mark Antony - Put me to some impatience. Though I lose - The praise of it by telling, you must know, - When Caesar and your brother were at blows, - Your mother came to Sicily and did find - Her welcome friendly. - ANTONY. I have heard it, Pompey, - And am well studied for a liberal thanks - Which I do owe you. - POMPEY. Let me have your hand. - I did not think, sir, to have met you here. - ANTONY. The beds i' th' East are soft; and thanks to you, - That call'd me timelier than my purpose hither; - For I have gained by't. - CAESAR. Since I saw you last - There is a change upon you. - POMPEY. Well, I know not - What counts harsh fortune casts upon my face; - But in my bosom shall she never come - To make my heart her vassal. - LEPIDUS. Well met here. - POMPEY. I hope so, Lepidus. Thus we are agreed. - I crave our composition may be written, - And seal'd between us. - CAESAR. That's the next to do. - POMPEY. We'll feast each other ere we part, and let's - Draw lots who shall begin. - ANTONY. That will I, Pompey. - POMPEY. No, Antony, take the lot; - But, first or last, your fine Egyptian cookery - Shall have the fame. I have heard that Julius Caesar - Grew fat with feasting there. - ANTONY. You have heard much. - POMPEY. I have fair meanings, sir. - ANTONY. And fair words to them. - POMPEY. Then so much have I heard; - And I have heard Apollodorus carried- - ENOBARBUS. No more of that! He did so. - POMPEY. What, I pray you? - ENOBARBUS. A certain queen to Caesar in a mattress. - POMPEY. I know thee now. How far'st thou, soldier? - ENOBARBUS. Well; - And well am like to do, for I perceive - Four feasts are toward. - POMPEY. Let me shake thy hand. - I never hated thee; I have seen thee fight, - When I have envied thy behaviour. - ENOBARBUS. Sir, - I never lov'd you much; but I ha' prais'd ye - When you have well deserv'd ten times as much - As I have said you did. - POMPEY. Enjoy thy plainness; - It nothing ill becomes thee. - Aboard my galley I invite you all. - Will you lead, lords? - ALL. Show's the way, sir. - POMPEY. Come. Exeunt all but ENOBARBUS and MENAS - MENAS. [Aside] Thy father, Pompey, would ne'er have made this - treaty.- You and I have known, sir. - ENOBARBUS. At sea, I think. - MENAS. We have, sir. - ENOBARBUS. You have done well by water. - MENAS. And you by land. - ENOBARBUS. I Will praise any man that will praise me; though it - cannot be denied what I have done by land. - MENAS. Nor what I have done by water. - ENOBARBUS. Yes, something you can deny for your own safety: you - have been a great thief by sea. - MENAS. And you by land. - ENOBARBUS. There I deny my land service. But give me your hand, - Menas; if our eyes had authority, here they might take two - thieves kissing. - MENAS. All men's faces are true, whatsome'er their hands are. - ENOBARBUS. But there is never a fair woman has a true face. - MENAS. No slander: they steal hearts. - ENOBARBUS. We came hither to fight with you. - MENAS. For my part, I am sorry it is turn'd to a drinking. - Pompey doth this day laugh away his fortune. - ENOBARBUS. If he do, sure he cannot weep't back again. - MENAS. Y'have said, sir. We look'd not for Mark Antony here. Pray - you, is he married to Cleopatra? - ENOBARBUS. Caesar' sister is call'd Octavia. - MENAS. True, sir; she was the wife of Caius Marcellus. - ENOBARBUS. But she is now the wife of Marcus Antonius. - MENAS. Pray ye, sir? - ENOBARBUS. 'Tis true. - MENAS. Then is Caesar and he for ever knit together. - ENOBARBUS. If I were bound to divine of this unity, I would not - prophesy so. - MENAS. I think the policy of that purpose made more in the marriage - than the love of the parties. - ENOBARBUS. I think so too. But you shall find the band that seems - to tie their friendship together will be the very strangler of - their amity: Octavia is of a holy, cold, and still conversation. - MENAS. Who would not have his wife so? - ENOBARBUS. Not he that himself is not so; which is Mark Antony. He - will to his Egyptian dish again; then shall the sighs of Octavia - blow the fire up in Caesar, and, as I said before, that which is - the strength of their amity shall prove the immediate author of - their variance. Antony will use his affection where it is; he - married but his occasion here. - MENAS. And thus it may be. Come, sir, will you aboard? I have a - health for you. - ENOBARBUS. I shall take it, sir. We have us'd our throats in Egypt. - MENAS. Come, let's away. Exeunt - -ACT_2|SC_7 - SCENE VII. - On board POMPEY'S galley, off Misenum - - Music plays. Enter two or three SERVANTS with a banquet - - FIRST SERVANT. Here they'll be, man. Some o' their plants are - ill-rooted already; the least wind i' th' world will blow them - down. - SECOND SERVANT. Lepidus is high-colour'd. - FIRST SERVANT. They have made him drink alms-drink. - SECOND SERVANT. As they pinch one another by the disposition, he - cries out 'No more!'; reconciles them to his entreaty and himself - to th' drink. - FIRST SERVANT. But it raises the greater war between him and his - discretion. - SECOND SERVANT. Why, this it is to have a name in great men's - fellowship. I had as lief have a reed that will do me no service - as a partizan I could not heave. - FIRST SERVANT. To be call'd into a huge sphere, and not to be seen - to move in't, are the holes where eyes should be, which pitifully - disaster the cheeks. - - A sennet sounded. Enter CAESAR, ANTONY, LEPIDUS, - POMPEY, AGRIPPA, MAECENAS, ENOBARBUS, MENAS, - with other CAPTAINS - - ANTONY. [To CAESAR] Thus do they, sir: they take the flow o' th' - Nile - By certain scales i' th' pyramid; they know - By th' height, the lowness, or the mean, if dearth - Or foison follow. The higher Nilus swells - The more it promises; as it ebbs, the seedsman - Upon the slime and ooze scatters his grain, - And shortly comes to harvest. - LEPIDUS. Y'have strange serpents there. - ANTONY. Ay, Lepidus. - LEPIDUS. Your serpent of Egypt is bred now of your mud by the - operation of your sun; so is your crocodile. - ANTONY. They are so. - POMPEY. Sit- and some wine! A health to Lepidus! - LEPIDUS. I am not so well as I should be, but I'll ne'er out. - ENOBARBUS. Not till you have slept. I fear me you'll be in till - then. - LEPIDUS. Nay, certainly, I have heard the Ptolemies' pyramises are - very goodly things. Without contradiction I have heard that. - MENAS. [Aside to POMPEY] Pompey, a word. - POMPEY. [Aside to MENAS] Say in mine ear; what is't? - MENAS. [Aside to POMPEY] Forsake thy seat, I do beseech thee, - Captain, - And hear me speak a word. - POMPEY. [ Whispers in's ear ] Forbear me till anon- - This wine for Lepidus! - LEPIDUS. What manner o' thing is your crocodile? - ANTONY. It is shap'd, sir, like itself, and it is as broad as it - hath breadth; it is just so high as it is, and moves with it own - organs. It lives by that which nourisheth it, and the elements - once out of it, it transmigrates. - LEPIDUS. What colour is it of? - ANTONY. Of it own colour too. - LEPIDUS. 'Tis a strange serpent. - ANTONY. 'Tis so. And the tears of it are wet. - CAESAR. Will this description satisfy him? - ANTONY. With the health that Pompey gives him, else he is a very - epicure. - POMPEY. [Aside to MENAS] Go, hang, sir, hang! Tell me of that! - Away! - Do as I bid you.- Where's this cup I call'd for? - MENAS. [Aside to POMPEY] If for the sake of merit thou wilt hear - me, - Rise from thy stool. - POMPEY. [Aside to MENAS] I think th'art mad. [Rises and walks - aside] The matter? - MENAS. I have ever held my cap off to thy fortunes. - POMPEY. Thou hast serv'd me with much faith. What's else to say?- - Be jolly, lords. - ANTONY. These quicksands, Lepidus, - Keep off them, for you sink. - MENAS. Wilt thou be lord of all the world? - POMPEY. What say'st thou? - MENAS. Wilt thou be lord of the whole world? That's twice. - POMPEY. How should that be? - MENAS. But entertain it, - And though you think me poor, I am the man - Will give thee all the world. - POMPEY. Hast thou drunk well? - MENAS. No, Pompey, I have kept me from the cup. - Thou art, if thou dar'st be, the earthly Jove; - Whate'er the ocean pales or sky inclips - Is thine, if thou wilt ha't. - POMPEY. Show me which way. - MENAS. These three world-sharers, these competitors, - Are in thy vessel. Let me cut the cable; - And when we are put off, fall to their throats. - All there is thine. - POMPEY. Ah, this thou shouldst have done, - And not have spoke on't. In me 'tis villainy: - In thee't had been good service. Thou must know - 'Tis not my profit that does lead mine honour: - Mine honour, it. Repent that e'er thy tongue - Hath so betray'd thine act. Being done unknown, - I should have found it afterwards well done, - But must condemn it now. Desist, and drink. - MENAS. [Aside] For this, - I'll never follow thy pall'd fortunes more. - Who seeks, and will not take when once 'tis offer'd, - Shall never find it more. - POMPEY. This health to Lepidus! - ANTONY. Bear him ashore. I'll pledge it for him, Pompey. - ENOBARBUS. Here's to thee, Menas! - MENAS. Enobarbus, welcome! - POMPEY. Fill till the cup be hid. - ENOBARBUS. There's a strong fellow, Menas. - [Pointing to the servant who carries off LEPIDUS] - MENAS. Why? - ENOBARBUS. 'A bears the third part of the world, man; see'st not? - MENAS. The third part, then, is drunk. Would it were all, - That it might go on wheels! - ENOBARBUS. Drink thou; increase the reels. - MENAS. Come. - POMPEY. This is not yet an Alexandrian feast. - ANTONY. It ripens towards it. Strike the vessels, ho! - Here's to Caesar! - CAESAR. I could well forbear't. - It's monstrous labour when I wash my brain - And it grows fouler. - ANTONY. Be a child o' th' time. - CAESAR. Possess it, I'll make answer. - But I had rather fast from all four days - Than drink so much in one. - ENOBARBUS. [To ANTONY] Ha, my brave emperor! - Shall we dance now the Egyptian Bacchanals - And celebrate our drink? - POMPEY. Let's ha't, good soldier. - ANTONY. Come, let's all take hands, - Till that the conquering wine hath steep'd our sense - In soft and delicate Lethe. - ENOBARBUS. All take hands. - Make battery to our ears with the loud music, - The while I'll place you; then the boy shall sing; - The holding every man shall bear as loud - As his strong sides can volley. - [Music plays. ENOBARBUS places them hand in hand] - - THE SONG - Come, thou monarch of the vine, - Plumpy Bacchus with pink eyne! - In thy fats our cares be drown'd, - With thy grapes our hairs be crown'd. - Cup us till the world go round, - Cup us till the world go round! - - CAESAR. What would you more? Pompey, good night. Good brother, - Let me request you off; our graver business - Frowns at this levity. Gentle lords, let's part; - You see we have burnt our cheeks. Strong Enobarb - Is weaker than the wine, and mine own tongue - Splits what it speaks. The wild disguise hath almost - Antick'd us all. What needs more words? Good night. - Good Antony, your hand. - POMPEY. I'll try you on the shore. - ANTONY. And shall, sir. Give's your hand. - POMPEY. O Antony, - You have my father's house- but what? We are friends. - Come, down into the boat. - ENOBARBUS. Take heed you fall not. - Exeunt all but ENOBARBUS and MENAS - Menas, I'll not on shore. - MENAS. No, to my cabin. - These drums! these trumpets, flutes! what! - Let Neptune hear we bid a loud farewell - To these great fellows. Sound and be hang'd, sound out! - [Sound a flourish, with drums] - ENOBARBUS. Hoo! says 'a. There's my cap. - MENAS. Hoo! Noble Captain, come. Exeunt -ACT_3|SC_1 - ACT III. SCENE I. - A plain in Syria - - Enter VENTIDIUS, as it were in triumph, with SILIUS - and other Romans, OFFICERS and soldiers; the dead body - of PACORUS borne before him - - VENTIDIUS. Now, darting Parthia, art thou struck, and now - Pleas'd fortune does of Marcus Crassus' death - Make me revenger. Bear the King's son's body - Before our army. Thy Pacorus, Orodes, - Pays this for Marcus Crassus. - SILIUS. Noble Ventidius, - Whilst yet with Parthian blood thy sword is warm - The fugitive Parthians follow; spur through Media, - Mesopotamia, and the shelters whither - The routed fly. So thy grand captain, Antony, - Shall set thee on triumphant chariots and - Put garlands on thy head. - VENTIDIUS. O Silius, Silius, - I have done enough. A lower place, note well, - May make too great an act; for learn this, Silius: - Better to leave undone than by our deed - Acquire too high a fame when him we serve's away. - Caesar and Antony have ever won - More in their officer, than person. Sossius, - One of my place in Syria, his lieutenant, - For quick accumulation of renown, - Which he achiev'd by th' minute, lost his favour. - Who does i' th' wars more than his captain can - Becomes his captain's captain; and ambition, - The soldier's virtue, rather makes choice of loss - Than gain which darkens him. - I could do more to do Antonius good, - But 'twould offend him; and in his offence - Should my performance perish. - SILIUS. Thou hast, Ventidius, that - Without the which a soldier and his sword - Grants scarce distinction. Thou wilt write to Antony? - VENTIDIUS. I'll humbly signify what in his name, - That magical word of war, we have effected; - How, with his banners, and his well-paid ranks, - The ne'er-yet-beaten horse of Parthia - We have jaded out o' th' field. - SILIUS. Where is he now? - VENTIDIUS. He purposeth to Athens; whither, with what haste - The weight we must convey with's will permit, - We shall appear before him.- On, there; pass along. - Exeunt - -ACT_3|SC_2 - SCENE II. Rome. CAESAR'S house - - Enter AGRIPPA at one door, ENOBARBUS at another - - AGRIPPA. What, are the brothers parted? - ENOBARBUS. They have dispatch'd with Pompey; he is gone; - The other three are sealing. Octavia weeps - To part from Rome; Caesar is sad; and Lepidus, - Since Pompey's feast, as Menas says, is troubled - With the green sickness. - AGRIPPA. 'Tis a noble Lepidus. - ENOBARBUS. A very fine one. O, how he loves Caesar! - AGRIPPA. Nay, but how dearly he adores Mark Antony! - ENOBARBUS. Caesar? Why he's the Jupiter of men. - AGRIPPA. What's Antony? The god of Jupiter. - ENOBARBUS. Spake you of Caesar? How! the nonpareil! - AGRIPPA. O, Antony! O thou Arabian bird! - ENOBARBUS. Would you praise Caesar, say 'Caesar'- go no further. - AGRIPPA. Indeed, he plied them both with excellent praises. - ENOBARBUS. But he loves Caesar best. Yet he loves Antony. - Hoo! hearts, tongues, figures, scribes, bards, poets, cannot - Think, speak, cast, write, sing, number- hoo!- - His love to Antony. But as for Caesar, - Kneel down, kneel down, and wonder. - AGRIPPA. Both he loves. - ENOBARBUS. They are his shards, and he their beetle. [Trumpets - within] So- - This is to horse. Adieu, noble Agrippa. - AGRIPPA. Good fortune, worthy soldier, and farewell. - - Enter CAESAR, ANTONY, LEPIDUS, and OCTAVIA - - ANTONY. No further, sir. - CAESAR. You take from me a great part of myself; - Use me well in't. Sister, prove such a wife - As my thoughts make thee, and as my farthest band - Shall pass on thy approof. Most noble Antony, - Let not the piece of virtue which is set - Betwixt us as the cement of our love - To keep it builded be the ram to batter - The fortress of it; for better might we - Have lov'd without this mean, if on both parts - This be not cherish'd. - ANTONY. Make me not offended - In your distrust. - CAESAR. I have said. - ANTONY. You shall not find, - Though you be therein curious, the least cause - For what you seem to fear. So the gods keep you, - And make the hearts of Romans serve your ends! - We will here part. - CAESAR. Farewell, my dearest sister, fare thee well. - The elements be kind to thee and make - Thy spirits all of comfort! Fare thee well. - OCTAVIA. My noble brother! - ANTONY. The April's in her eyes. It is love's spring, - And these the showers to bring it on. Be cheerful. - OCTAVIA. Sir, look well to my husband's house; and- - CAESAR. What, Octavia? - OCTAVIA. I'll tell you in your ear. - ANTONY. Her tongue will not obey her heart, nor can - Her heart inform her tongue- the swan's down feather, - That stands upon the swell at the full of tide, - And neither way inclines. - ENOBARBUS. [Aside to AGRIPPA] Will Caesar weep? - AGRIPPA. [Aside to ENOBARBUS] He has a cloud in's face. - ENOBARBUS. [Aside to AGRIPPA] He were the worse for that, were he a - horse; - So is he, being a man. - AGRIPPA. [Aside to ENOBARBUS] Why, Enobarbus, - When Antony found Julius Caesar dead, - He cried almost to roaring; and he wept - When at Philippi he found Brutus slain. - ENOBARBUS. [Aside to AGRIPPA] That year, indeed, he was troubled - with a rheum; - What willingly he did confound he wail'd, - Believe't- till I weep too. - CAESAR. No, sweet Octavia, - You shall hear from me still; the time shall not - Out-go my thinking on you. - ANTONY. Come, sir, come; - I'll wrestle with you in my strength of love. - Look, here I have you; thus I let you go, - And give you to the gods. - CAESAR. Adieu; be happy! - LEPIDUS. Let all the number of the stars give light - To thy fair way! - CAESAR. Farewell, farewell! [Kisses OCTAVIA] - ANTONY. Farewell! Trumpets sound. Exeunt - -ACT_3|SC_3 - SCENE III. - Alexandria. CLEOPATRA'S palace - - Enter CLEOPATRA, CHARMIAN, IRAS, and ALEXAS - - CLEOPATRA. Where is the fellow? - ALEXAS. Half afeard to come. - CLEOPATRA. Go to, go to. - - Enter the MESSENGER as before - - Come hither, sir. - ALEXAS. Good Majesty, - Herod of Jewry dare not look upon you - But when you are well pleas'd. - CLEOPATRA. That Herod's head - I'll have. But how, when Antony is gone, - Through whom I might command it? Come thou near. - MESSENGER. Most gracious Majesty! - CLEOPATRA. Didst thou behold Octavia? - MESSENGER. Ay, dread Queen. - CLEOPATRA. Where? - MESSENGER. Madam, in Rome - I look'd her in the face, and saw her led - Between her brother and Mark Antony. - CLEOPATRA. Is she as tall as me? - MESSENGER. She is not, madam. - CLEOPATRA. Didst hear her speak? Is she shrill-tongu'd or low? - MESSENGER. Madam, I heard her speak: she is low-voic'd. - CLEOPATRA. That's not so good. He cannot like her long. - CHARMIAN. Like her? O Isis! 'tis impossible. - CLEOPATRA. I think so, Charmian. Dull of tongue and dwarfish! - What majesty is in her gait? Remember, - If e'er thou look'dst on majesty. - MESSENGER. She creeps. - Her motion and her station are as one; - She shows a body rather than a life, - A statue than a breather. - CLEOPATRA. Is this certain? - MESSENGER. Or I have no observance. - CHARMIAN. Three in Egypt - Cannot make better note. - CLEOPATRA. He's very knowing; - I do perceive't. There's nothing in her yet. - The fellow has good judgment. - CHARMIAN. Excellent. - CLEOPATRA. Guess at her years, I prithee. - MESSENGER. Madam, - She was a widow. - CLEOPATRA. Widow? Charmian, hark! - MESSENGER. And I do think she's thirty. - CLEOPATRA. Bear'st thou her face in mind? Is't long or round? - MESSENGER. Round even to faultiness. - CLEOPATRA. For the most part, too, they are foolish that are so. - Her hair, what colour? - MESSENGER. Brown, madam; and her forehead - As low as she would wish it. - CLEOPATRA. There's gold for thee. - Thou must not take my former sharpness ill. - I will employ thee back again; I find thee - Most fit for business. Go make thee ready; - Our letters are prepar'd. Exeunt MESSENGER - CHARMIAN. A proper man. - CLEOPATRA. Indeed, he is so. I repent me much - That so I harried him. Why, methinks, by him, - This creature's no such thing. - CHARMIAN. Nothing, madam. - CLEOPATRA. The man hath seen some majesty, and should know. - CHARMIAN. Hath he seen majesty? Isis else defend, - And serving you so long! - CLEOPATRA. I have one thing more to ask him yet, good Charmian. - But 'tis no matter; thou shalt bring him to me - Where I will write. All may be well enough. - CHARMIAN. I warrant you, madam. Exeunt - -ACT_3|SC_4 - SCENE IV. - Athens. ANTONY'S house - - Enter ANTONY and OCTAVIA - - ANTONY. Nay, nay, Octavia, not only that- - That were excusable, that and thousands more - Of semblable import- but he hath wag'd - New wars 'gainst Pompey; made his will, and read it - To public ear; - Spoke scandy of me; when perforce he could not - But pay me terms of honour, cold and sickly - He vented them, most narrow measure lent me; - When the best hint was given him, he not took't, - Or did it from his teeth. - OCTAVIA. O my good lord, - Believe not all; or if you must believe, - Stomach not all. A more unhappy lady, - If this division chance, ne'er stood between, - Praying for both parts. - The good gods will mock me presently - When I shall pray 'O, bless my lord and husband!' - Undo that prayer by crying out as loud - 'O, bless my brother!' Husband win, win brother, - Prays, and destroys the prayer; no mid-way - 'Twixt these extremes at all. - ANTONY. Gentle Octavia, - Let your best love draw to that point which seeks - Best to preserve it. If I lose mine honour, - I lose myself; better I were not yours - Than yours so branchless. But, as you requested, - Yourself shall go between's. The meantime, lady, - I'll raise the preparation of a war - Shall stain your brother. Make your soonest haste; - So your desires are yours. - OCTAVIA. Thanks to my lord. - The Jove of power make me, most weak, most weak, - Your reconciler! Wars 'twixt you twain would be - As if the world should cleave, and that slain men - Should solder up the rift. - ANTONY. When it appears to you where this begins, - Turn your displeasure that way, for our faults - Can never be so equal that your love - Can equally move with them. Provide your going; - Choose your own company, and command what cost - Your heart has mind to. Exeunt - -ACT_3|SC_5 - SCENE V. - Athens. ANTONY'S house - - Enter ENOBARBUS and EROS, meeting - - ENOBARBUS. How now, friend Eros! - EROS. There's strange news come, sir. - ENOBARBUS. What, man? - EROS. Caesar and Lepidus have made wars upon Pompey. - ENOBARBUS. This is old. What is the success? - EROS. Caesar, having made use of him in the wars 'gainst Pompey, - presently denied him rivality, would not let him partake in the - glory of the action; and not resting here, accuses him of letters - he had formerly wrote to Pompey; upon his own appeal, seizes him. - So the poor third is up, till death enlarge his confine. - ENOBARBUS. Then, world, thou hast a pair of chaps- no more; - And throw between them all the food thou hast, - They'll grind the one the other. Where's Antony? - EROS. He's walking in the garden- thus, and spurns - The rush that lies before him; cries 'Fool Lepidus!' - And threats the throat of that his officer - That murd'red Pompey. - ENOBARBUS. Our great navy's rigg'd. - EROS. For Italy and Caesar. More, Domitius: - My lord desires you presently; my news - I might have told hereafter. - ENOBARBUS. 'Twill be naught; - But let it be. Bring me to Antony. - EROS. Come, sir. Exeunt - -ACT_3|SC_6 - SCENE VI. - Rome. CAESAR'S house - - Enter CAESAR, AGRIPPA, and MAECENAS - - CAESAR. Contemning Rome, he has done all this and more - In Alexandria. Here's the manner of't: - I' th' market-place, on a tribunal silver'd, - Cleopatra and himself in chairs of gold - Were publicly enthron'd; at the feet sat - Caesarion, whom they call my father's son, - And all the unlawful issue that their lust - Since then hath made between them. Unto her - He gave the stablishment of Egypt; made her - Of lower Syria, Cyprus, Lydia, - Absolute queen. - MAECENAS. This in the public eye? - CAESAR. I' th' common show-place, where they exercise. - His sons he there proclaim'd the kings of kings: - Great Media, Parthia, and Armenia, - He gave to Alexander; to Ptolemy he assign'd - Syria, Cilicia, and Phoenicia. She - In th' habiliments of the goddess Isis - That day appear'd; and oft before gave audience, - As 'tis reported, so. - MAECENAS. Let Rome be thus - Inform'd. - AGRIPPA. Who, queasy with his insolence - Already, will their good thoughts call from him. - CAESAR. The people knows it, and have now receiv'd - His accusations. - AGRIPPA. Who does he accuse? - CAESAR. Caesar; and that, having in Sicily - Sextus Pompeius spoil'd, we had not rated him - His part o' th' isle. Then does he say he lent me - Some shipping, unrestor'd. Lastly, he frets - That Lepidus of the triumvirate - Should be depos'd; and, being, that we detain - All his revenue. - AGRIPPA. Sir, this should be answer'd. - CAESAR. 'Tis done already, and messenger gone. - I have told him Lepidus was grown too cruel, - That he his high authority abus'd, - And did deserve his change. For what I have conquer'd - I grant him part; but then, in his Armenia - And other of his conquer'd kingdoms, - Demand the like. - MAECENAS. He'll never yield to that. - CAESAR. Nor must not then be yielded to in this. - - Enter OCTAVIA, with her train - - OCTAVIA. Hail, Caesar, and my lord! hail, most dear Caesar! - CAESAR. That ever I should call thee cast-away! - OCTAVIA. You have not call'd me so, nor have you cause. - CAESAR. Why have you stol'n upon us thus? You come not - Like Caesar's sister. The wife of Antony - Should have an army for an usher, and - The neighs of horse to tell of her approach - Long ere she did appear. The trees by th' way - Should have borne men, and expectation fainted, - Longing for what it had not. Nay, the dust - Should have ascended to the roof of heaven, - Rais'd by your populous troops. But you are come - A market-maid to Rome, and have prevented - The ostentation of our love, which left unshown - Is often left unlov'd. We should have met you - By sea and land, supplying every stage - With an augmented greeting. - OCTAVIA. Good my lord, - To come thus was I not constrain'd, but did it - On my free will. My lord, Mark Antony, - Hearing that you prepar'd for war, acquainted - My grieved ear withal; whereon I begg'd - His pardon for return. - CAESAR. Which soon he granted, - Being an obstruct 'tween his lust and him. - OCTAVIA. Do not say so, my lord. - CAESAR. I have eyes upon him, - And his affairs come to me on the wind. - Where is he now? - OCTAVIA. My lord, in Athens. - CAESAR. No, my most wronged sister: Cleopatra - Hath nodded him to her. He hath given his empire - Up to a whore, who now are levying - The kings o' th' earth for war. He hath assembled - Bocchus, the king of Libya; Archelaus - Of Cappadocia; Philadelphos, king - Of Paphlagonia; the Thracian king, Adallas; - King Manchus of Arabia; King of Pont; - Herod of Jewry; Mithridates, king - Of Comagene; Polemon and Amyntas, - The kings of Mede and Lycaonia, with - More larger list of sceptres. - OCTAVIA. Ay me most wretched, - That have my heart parted betwixt two friends, - That does afflict each other! - CAESAR. Welcome hither. - Your letters did withhold our breaking forth, - Till we perceiv'd both how you were wrong led - And we in negligent danger. Cheer your heart; - Be you not troubled with the time, which drives - O'er your content these strong necessities, - But let determin'd things to destiny - Hold unbewail'd their way. Welcome to Rome; - Nothing more dear to me. You are abus'd - Beyond the mark of thought, and the high gods, - To do you justice, make their ministers - Of us and those that love you. Best of comfort, - And ever welcome to us. - AGRIPPA. Welcome, lady. - MAECENAS. Welcome, dear madam. - Each heart in Rome does love and pity you; - Only th' adulterous Antony, most large - In his abominations, turns you off, - And gives his potent regiment to a trull - That noises it against us. - OCTAVIA. Is it so, sir? - CAESAR. Most certain. Sister, welcome. Pray you - Be ever known to patience. My dear'st sister! Exeunt - -ACT_3|SC_7 - SCENE VII. - ANTONY'S camp near Actium - - Enter CLEOPATRA and ENOBARBUS - - CLEOPATRA. I will be even with thee, doubt it not. - ENOBARBUS. But why, why, - CLEOPATRA. Thou hast forspoke my being in these wars, - And say'st it is not fit. - ENOBARBUS. Well, is it, is it? - CLEOPATRA. Is't not denounc'd against us? Why should not we - Be there in person? - ENOBARBUS. [Aside] Well, I could reply: - If we should serve with horse and mares together - The horse were merely lost; the mares would bear - A soldier and his horse. - CLEOPATRA. What is't you say? - ENOBARBUS. Your presence needs must puzzle Antony; - Take from his heart, take from his brain, from's time, - What should not then be spar'd. He is already - Traduc'd for levity; and 'tis said in Rome - That Photinus an eunuch and your maids - Manage this war. - CLEOPATRA. Sink Rome, and their tongues rot - That speak against us! A charge we bear i' th' war, - And, as the president of my kingdom, will - Appear there for a man. Speak not against it; - I will not stay behind. - - Enter ANTONY and CANIDIUS - - ENOBARBUS. Nay, I have done. - Here comes the Emperor. - ANTONY. Is it not strange, Canidius, - That from Tarentum and Brundusium - He could so quickly cut the Ionian sea, - And take in Toryne?- You have heard on't, sweet? - CLEOPATRA. Celerity is never more admir'd - Than by the negligent. - ANTONY. A good rebuke, - Which might have well becom'd the best of men - To taunt at slackness. Canidius, we - Will fight with him by sea. - CLEOPATRA. By sea! What else? - CANIDIUS. Why will my lord do so? - ANTONY. For that he dares us to't. - ENOBARBUS. So hath my lord dar'd him to single fight. - CANIDIUS. Ay, and to wage this battle at Pharsalia, - Where Caesar fought with Pompey. But these offers, - Which serve not for his vantage, he shakes off; - And so should you. - ENOBARBUS. Your ships are not well mann'd; - Your mariners are muleteers, reapers, people - Ingross'd by swift impress. In Caesar's fleet - Are those that often have 'gainst Pompey fought; - Their ships are yare; yours heavy. No disgrace - Shall fall you for refusing him at sea, - Being prepar'd for land. - ANTONY. By sea, by sea. - ENOBARBUS. Most worthy sir, you therein throw away - The absolute soldiership you have by land; - Distract your army, which doth most consist - Of war-mark'd footmen; leave unexecuted - Your own renowned knowledge; quite forgo - The way which promises assurance; and - Give up yourself merely to chance and hazard - From firm security. - ANTONY. I'll fight at sea. - CLEOPATRA. I have sixty sails, Caesar none better. - ANTONY. Our overplus of shipping will we burn, - And, with the rest full-mann'd, from th' head of Actium - Beat th' approaching Caesar. But if we fail, - We then can do't at land. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - Thy business? - MESSENGER. The news is true, my lord: he is descried; - Caesar has taken Toryne. - ANTONY. Can he be there in person? 'Tis impossible- - Strange that his power should be. Canidius, - Our nineteen legions thou shalt hold by land, - And our twelve thousand horse. We'll to our ship. - Away, my Thetis! - - Enter a SOLDIER - - How now, worthy soldier? - SOLDIER. O noble Emperor, do not fight by sea; - Trust not to rotten planks. Do you misdoubt - This sword and these my wounds? Let th' Egyptians - And the Phoenicians go a-ducking; we - Have us'd to conquer standing on the earth - And fighting foot to foot. - ANTONY. Well, well- away. - Exeunt ANTONY, CLEOPATRA, and ENOBARBUS - SOLDIER. By Hercules, I think I am i' th' right. - CANIDIUS. Soldier, thou art; but his whole action grows - Not in the power on't. So our leader's led, - And we are women's men. - SOLDIER. You keep by land - The legions and the horse whole, do you not? - CANIDIUS. Marcus Octavius, Marcus Justeius, - Publicola, and Caelius are for sea; - But we keep whole by land. This speed of Caesar's - Carries beyond belief. - SOLDIER. While he was yet in Rome, - His power went out in such distractions as - Beguil'd all spies. - CANIDIUS. Who's his lieutenant, hear you? - SOLDIER. They say one Taurus. - CANIDIUS. Well I know the man. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. The Emperor calls Canidius. - CANIDIUS. With news the time's with labour and throes forth - Each minute some. Exeunt - -ACT_3|SC_8 - SCENE VIII. - A plain near Actium - - Enter CAESAR, with his army, marching - - CAESAR. Taurus! - TAURUS. My lord? - CAESAR. Strike not by land; keep whole; provoke not battle - Till we have done at sea. Do not exceed - The prescript of this scroll. Our fortune lies - Upon this jump. Exeunt - -ACT_3|SC_9 - SCENE IX. - Another part of the plain - - Enter ANTONY and ENOBARBUS - - ANTONY. Set we our squadrons on yon side o' th' hill, - In eye of Caesar's battle; from which place - We may the number of the ships behold, - And so proceed accordingly. Exeunt - -ACT_3|SC_10 - SCENE X. - Another part of the plain - - CANIDIUS marcheth with his land army one way - over the stage, and TAURUS, the Lieutenant of - CAESAR, the other way. After their going in is heard - the noise of a sea-fight - - Alarum. Enter ENOBARBUS - - ENOBARBUS. Naught, naught, all naught! I can behold no longer. - Th' Antoniad, the Egyptian admiral, - With all their sixty, fly and turn the rudder. - To see't mine eyes are blasted. - - Enter SCARUS - - SCARUS. Gods and goddesses, - All the whole synod of them! - ENOBARBUS. What's thy passion? - SCARUS. The greater cantle of the world is lost - With very ignorance; we have kiss'd away - Kingdoms and provinces. - ENOBARBUS. How appears the fight? - SCARUS. On our side like the token'd pestilence, - Where death is sure. Yon ribaudred nag of Egypt- - Whom leprosy o'ertake!- i' th' midst o' th' fight, - When vantage like a pair of twins appear'd, - Both as the same, or rather ours the elder- - The breese upon her, like a cow in June- - Hoists sails and flies. - ENOBARBUS. That I beheld; - Mine eyes did sicken at the sight and could not - Endure a further view. - SCARUS. She once being loof'd, - The noble ruin of her magic, Antony, - Claps on his sea-wing, and, like a doting mallard, - Leaving the fight in height, flies after her. - I never saw an action of such shame; - Experience, manhood, honour, ne'er before - Did violate so itself. - ENOBARBUS. Alack, alack! - - Enter CANIDIUS - - CANIDIUS. Our fortune on the sea is out of breath, - And sinks most lamentably. Had our general - Been what he knew himself, it had gone well. - O, he has given example for our flight - Most grossly by his own! - ENOBARBUS. Ay, are you thereabouts? - Why then, good night indeed. - CANIDIUS. Toward Peloponnesus are they fled. - SCARUS. 'Tis easy to't; and there I will attend - What further comes. - CANIDIUS. To Caesar will I render - My legions and my horse; six kings already - Show me the way of yielding. - ENOBARBUS. I'll yet follow - The wounded chance of Antony, though my reason - Sits in the wind against me. Exeunt - -ACT_3|SC_11 - SCENE XI. - Alexandria. CLEOPATRA'S palace - - Enter ANTONY With attendants - - ANTONY. Hark! the land bids me tread no more upon't; - It is asham'd to bear me. Friends, come hither. - I am so lated in the world that I - Have lost my way for ever. I have a ship - Laden with gold; take that; divide it. Fly, - And make your peace with Caesar. - ALL. Fly? Not we! - ANTONY. I have fled myself, and have instructed cowards - To run and show their shoulders. Friends, be gone; - I have myself resolv'd upon a course - Which has no need of you; be gone. - My treasure's in the harbour, take it. O, - I follow'd that I blush to look upon. - My very hairs do mutiny; for the white - Reprove the brown for rashness, and they them - For fear and doting. Friends, be gone; you shall - Have letters from me to some friends that will - Sweep your way for you. Pray you look not sad, - Nor make replies of loathness; take the hint - Which my despair proclaims. Let that be left - Which leaves itself. To the sea-side straight way. - I will possess you of that ship and treasure. - Leave me, I pray, a little; pray you now; - Nay, do so, for indeed I have lost command; - Therefore I pray you. I'll see you by and by. [Sits down] - - Enter CLEOPATRA, led by CHARMIAN and IRAS, - EROS following - - EROS. Nay, gentle madam, to him! Comfort him. - IRAS. Do, most dear Queen. - CHARMIAN. Do? Why, what else? - CLEOPATRA. Let me sit down. O Juno! - ANTONY. No, no, no, no, no. - EROS. See you here, sir? - ANTONY. O, fie, fie, fie! - CHARMIAN. Madam! - IRAS. Madam, O good Empress! - EROS. Sir, sir! - ANTONY. Yes, my lord, yes. He at Philippi kept - His sword e'en like a dancer, while I struck - The lean and wrinkled Cassius; and 'twas I - That the mad Brutus ended; he alone - Dealt on lieutenantry, and no practice had - In the brave squares of war. Yet now- no matter. - CLEOPATRA. Ah, stand by! - EROS. The Queen, my lord, the Queen! - IRAS. Go to him, madam, speak to him. - He is unqualitied with very shame. - CLEOPATRA. Well then, sustain me. O! - EROS. Most noble sir, arise; the Queen approaches. - Her head's declin'd, and death will seize her but - Your comfort makes the rescue. - ANTONY. I have offended reputation- - A most unnoble swerving. - EROS. Sir, the Queen. - ANTONY. O, whither hast thou led me, Egypt? See - How I convey my shame out of thine eyes - By looking back what I have left behind - 'Stroy'd in dishonour. - CLEOPATRA. O my lord, my lord, - Forgive my fearful sails! I little thought - You would have followed. - ANTONY. Egypt, thou knew'st too well - My heart was to thy rudder tied by th' strings, - And thou shouldst tow me after. O'er my spirit - Thy full supremacy thou knew'st, and that - Thy beck might from the bidding of the gods - Command me. - CLEOPATRA. O, my pardon! - ANTONY. Now I must - To the young man send humble treaties, dodge - And palter in the shifts of lowness, who - With half the bulk o' th' world play'd as I pleas'd, - Making and marring fortunes. You did know - How much you were my conqueror, and that - My sword, made weak by my affection, would - Obey it on all cause. - CLEOPATRA. Pardon, pardon! - ANTONY. Fall not a tear, I say; one of them rates - All that is won and lost. Give me a kiss; - Even this repays me. - We sent our schoolmaster; is 'a come back? - Love, I am full of lead. Some wine, - Within there, and our viands! Fortune knows - We scorn her most when most she offers blows. Exeunt - -ACT_3|SC_12 - SCENE XII. - CAESAR'S camp in Egypt - - Enter CAESAR, AGRIPPA, DOLABELLA, THYREUS, with others - - CAESAR. Let him appear that's come from Antony. - Know you him? - DOLABELLA. Caesar, 'tis his schoolmaster: - An argument that he is pluck'd, when hither - He sends so poor a pinion of his wing, - Which had superfluous kings for messengers - Not many moons gone by. - - Enter EUPHRONIUS, Ambassador from ANTONY - - CAESAR. Approach, and speak. - EUPHRONIUS. Such as I am, I come from Antony. - I was of late as petty to his ends - As is the morn-dew on the myrtle leaf - To his grand sea. - CAESAR. Be't so. Declare thine office. - EUPHRONIUS. Lord of his fortunes he salutes thee, and - Requires to live in Egypt; which not granted, - He lessens his requests and to thee sues - To let him breathe between the heavens and earth, - A private man in Athens. This for him. - Next, Cleopatra does confess thy greatness, - Submits her to thy might, and of thee craves - The circle of the Ptolemies for her heirs, - Now hazarded to thy grace. - CAESAR. For Antony, - I have no ears to his request. The Queen - Of audience nor desire shall fail, so she - From Egypt drive her all-disgraced friend, - Or take his life there. This if she perform, - She shall not sue unheard. So to them both. - EUPHRONIUS. Fortune pursue thee! - CAESAR. Bring him through the bands. Exit EUPHRONIUS - [To THYREUS] To try thy eloquence, now 'tis time. Dispatch; - From Antony win Cleopatra. Promise, - And in our name, what she requires; add more, - From thine invention, offers. Women are not - In their best fortunes strong; but want will perjure - The ne'er-touch'd vestal. Try thy cunning, Thyreus; - Make thine own edict for thy pains, which we - Will answer as a law. - THYREUS. Caesar, I go. - CAESAR. Observe how Antony becomes his flaw, - And what thou think'st his very action speaks - In every power that moves. - THYREUS. Caesar, I shall. Exeunt - -ACT_3|SC_13 - SCENE XIII. - Alexandria. CLEOPATRA'S palace - - Enter CLEOPATRA, ENOBARBUS, CHARMIAN, and IRAS - - CLEOPATRA. What shall we do, Enobarbus? - ENOBARBUS. Think, and die. - CLEOPATRA. Is Antony or we in fault for this? - ENOBARBUS. Antony only, that would make his will - Lord of his reason. What though you fled - From that great face of war, whose several ranges - Frighted each other? Why should he follow? - The itch of his affection should not then - Have nick'd his captainship, at such a point, - When half to half the world oppos'd, he being - The mered question. 'Twas a shame no less - Than was his loss, to course your flying flags - And leave his navy gazing. - CLEOPATRA. Prithee, peace. - - Enter EUPHRONIUS, the Ambassador; with ANTONY - - ANTONY. Is that his answer? - EUPHRONIUS. Ay, my lord. - ANTONY. The Queen shall then have courtesy, so she - Will yield us up. - EUPHRONIUS. He says so. - ANTONY. Let her know't. - To the boy Caesar send this grizzled head, - And he will fill thy wishes to the brim - With principalities. - CLEOPATRA. That head, my lord? - ANTONY. To him again. Tell him he wears the rose - Of youth upon him; from which the world should note - Something particular. His coin, ships, legions, - May be a coward's whose ministers would prevail - Under the service of a child as soon - As i' th' command of Caesar. I dare him therefore - To lay his gay comparisons apart, - And answer me declin'd, sword against sword, - Ourselves alone. I'll write it. Follow me. - Exeunt ANTONY and EUPHRONIUS - EUPHRONIUS. [Aside] Yes, like enough high-battled Caesar will - Unstate his happiness, and be stag'd to th' show - Against a sworder! I see men's judgments are - A parcel of their fortunes, and things outward - Do draw the inward quality after them, - To suffer all alike. That he should dream, - Knowing all measures, the full Caesar will - Answer his emptiness! Caesar, thou hast subdu'd - His judgment too. - - Enter a SERVANT - - SERVANT. A messenger from Caesar. - CLEOPATRA. What, no more ceremony? See, my women! - Against the blown rose may they stop their nose - That kneel'd unto the buds. Admit him, sir. Exit SERVANT - ENOBARBUS. [Aside] Mine honesty and I begin to square. - The loyalty well held to fools does make - Our faith mere folly. Yet he that can endure - To follow with allegiance a fall'n lord - Does conquer him that did his master conquer, - And earns a place i' th' story. - - Enter THYREUS - - CLEOPATRA. Caesar's will? - THYREUS. Hear it apart. - CLEOPATRA. None but friends: say boldly. - THYREUS. So, haply, are they friends to Antony. - ENOBARBUS. He needs as many, sir, as Caesar has, - Or needs not us. If Caesar please, our master - Will leap to be his friend. For us, you know - Whose he is we are, and that is Caesar's. - THYREUS. So. - Thus then, thou most renown'd: Caesar entreats - Not to consider in what case thou stand'st - Further than he is Caesar. - CLEOPATRA. Go on. Right royal! - THYREUS. He knows that you embrace not Antony - As you did love, but as you fear'd him. - CLEOPATRA. O! - THYREUS. The scars upon your honour, therefore, he - Does pity, as constrained blemishes, - Not as deserv'd. - CLEOPATRA. He is a god, and knows - What is most right. Mine honour was not yielded, - But conquer'd merely. - ENOBARBUS. [Aside] To be sure of that, - I will ask Antony. Sir, sir, thou art so leaky - That we must leave thee to thy sinking, for - Thy dearest quit thee. Exit - THYREUS. Shall I say to Caesar - What you require of him? For he partly begs - To be desir'd to give. It much would please him - That of his fortunes you should make a staff - To lean upon. But it would warm his spirits - To hear from me you had left Antony, - And put yourself under his shroud, - The universal landlord. - CLEOPATRA. What's your name? - THYREUS. My name is Thyreus. - CLEOPATRA. Most kind messenger, - Say to great Caesar this: in deputation - I kiss his conquring hand. Tell him I am prompt - To lay my crown at 's feet, and there to kneel. - Tell him from his all-obeying breath I hear - The doom of Egypt. - THYREUS. 'Tis your noblest course. - Wisdom and fortune combating together, - If that the former dare but what it can, - No chance may shake it. Give me grace to lay - My duty on your hand. - CLEOPATRA. Your Caesar's father oft, - When he hath mus'd of taking kingdoms in, - Bestow'd his lips on that unworthy place, - As it rain'd kisses. - - Re-enter ANTONY and ENOBARBUS - - ANTONY. Favours, by Jove that thunders! - What art thou, fellow? - THYREUS. One that but performs - The bidding of the fullest man, and worthiest - To have command obey'd. - ENOBARBUS. [Aside] You will be whipt. - ANTONY. Approach there.- Ah, you kite!- Now, gods and devils! - Authority melts from me. Of late, when I cried 'Ho!' - Like boys unto a muss, kings would start forth - And cry 'Your will?' Have you no ears? I am - Antony yet. - - Enter servants - - Take hence this Jack and whip him. - ENOBARBUS. 'Tis better playing with a lion's whelp - Than with an old one dying. - ANTONY. Moon and stars! - Whip him. Were't twenty of the greatest tributaries - That do acknowledge Caesar, should I find them - So saucy with the hand of she here- what's her name - Since she was Cleopatra? Whip him, fellows, - Till like a boy you see him cringe his face, - And whine aloud for mercy. Take him hence. - THYMUS. Mark Antony- - ANTONY. Tug him away. Being whipt, - Bring him again: the Jack of Caesar's shall - Bear us an errand to him. Exeunt servants with THYREUS - You were half blasted ere I knew you. Ha! - Have I my pillow left unpress'd in Rome, - Forborne the getting of a lawful race, - And by a gem of women, to be abus'd - By one that looks on feeders? - CLEOPATRA. Good my lord- - ANTONY. You have been a boggler ever. - But when we in our viciousness grow hard- - O misery on't!- the wise gods seel our eyes, - In our own filth drop our clear judgments, make us - Adore our errors, laugh at's while we strut - To our confusion. - CLEOPATRA. O, is't come to this? - ANTONY. I found you as a morsel cold upon - Dead Caesar's trencher. Nay, you were a fragment - Of Cneius Pompey's, besides what hotter hours, - Unregist'red in vulgar fame, you have - Luxuriously pick'd out; for I am sure, - Though you can guess what temperance should be, - You know not what it is. - CLEOPATRA. Wherefore is this? - ANTONY. To let a fellow that will take rewards, - And say 'God quit you!' be familiar with - My playfellow, your hand, this kingly seal - And plighter of high hearts! O that I were - Upon the hill of Basan to outroar - The horned herd! For I have savage cause, - And to proclaim it civilly were like - A halter'd neck which does the hangman thank - For being yare about him. - - Re-enter a SERVANT with THYREUS - - Is he whipt? - SERVANT. Soundly, my lord. - ANTONY. Cried he? and begg'd 'a pardon? - SERVANT. He did ask favour. - ANTONY. If that thy father live, let him repent - Thou wast not made his daughter; and be thou sorry - To follow Caesar in his triumph, since - Thou hast been whipt for following him. Henceforth - The white hand of a lady fever thee! - Shake thou to look on't. Get thee back to Caesar; - Tell him thy entertainment; look thou say - He makes me angry with him; for he seems - Proud and disdainful, harping on what I am, - Not what he knew I was. He makes me angry; - And at this time most easy 'tis to do't, - When my good stars, that were my former guides, - Have empty left their orbs and shot their fires - Into th' abysm of hell. If he mislike - My speech and what is done, tell him he has - Hipparchus, my enfranched bondman, whom - He may at pleasure whip or hang or torture, - As he shall like, to quit me. Urge it thou. - Hence with thy stripes, be gone. Exit THYREUS - CLEOPATRA. Have you done yet? - ANTONY. Alack, our terrene moon - Is now eclips'd, and it portends alone - The fall of Antony. - CLEOPATRA. I must stay his time. - ANTONY. To flatter Caesar, would you mingle eyes - With one that ties his points? - CLEOPATRA. Not know me yet? - ANTONY. Cold-hearted toward me? - CLEOPATRA. Ah, dear, if I be so, - From my cold heart let heaven engender hail, - And poison it in the source, and the first stone - Drop in my neck; as it determines, so - Dissolve my life! The next Caesarion smite! - Till by degrees the memory of my womb, - Together with my brave Egyptians all, - By the discandying of this pelleted storm, - Lie graveless, till the flies and gnats of Nile - Have buried them for prey. - ANTONY. I am satisfied. - Caesar sits down in Alexandria, where - I will oppose his fate. Our force by land - Hath nobly held; our sever'd navy to - Have knit again, and fleet, threat'ning most sea-like. - Where hast thou been, my heart? Dost thou hear, lady? - If from the field I shall return once more - To kiss these lips, I will appear in blood. - I and my sword will earn our chronicle. - There's hope in't yet. - CLEOPATRA. That's my brave lord! - ANTONY. I will be treble-sinew'd, hearted, breath'd, - And fight maliciously. For when mine hours - Were nice and lucky, men did ransom lives - Of me for jests; but now I'll set my teeth, - And send to darkness all that stop me. Come, - Let's have one other gaudy night. Call to me - All my sad captains; fill our bowls once more; - Let's mock the midnight bell. - CLEOPATRA. It is my birthday. - I had thought t'have held it poor; but since my lord - Is Antony again, I will be Cleopatra. - ANTONY. We will yet do well. - CLEOPATRA. Call all his noble captains to my lord. - ANTONY. Do so, we'll speak to them; and to-night I'll force - The wine peep through their scars. Come on, my queen, - There's sap in't yet. The next time I do fight - I'll make death love me; for I will contend - Even with his pestilent scythe. Exeunt all but ENOBARBUS - ENOBARBUS. Now he'll outstare the lightning. To be furious - Is to be frighted out of fear, and in that mood - The dove will peck the estridge; and I see still - A diminution in our captain's brain - Restores his heart. When valour preys on reason, - It eats the sword it fights with. I will seek - Some way to leave him. Exit - -ACT_4|SC_1 - ACT IV. SCENE I. - CAESAR'S camp before Alexandria - - Enter CAESAR, AGRIPPA, and MAECENAS, with his army; - CAESAR reading a letter - - CAESAR. He calls me boy, and chides as he had power - To beat me out of Egypt. My messenger - He hath whipt with rods; dares me to personal combat, - Caesar to Antony. Let the old ruffian know - I have many other ways to die, meantime - Laugh at his challenge. - MAECENAS. Caesar must think - When one so great begins to rage, he's hunted - Even to falling. Give him no breath, but now - Make boot of his distraction. Never anger - Made good guard for itself. - CAESAR. Let our best heads - Know that to-morrow the last of many battles - We mean to fight. Within our files there are - Of those that serv'd Mark Antony but late - Enough to fetch him in. See it done; - And feast the army; we have store to do't, - And they have earn'd the waste. Poor Antony! Exeunt - -ACT_4|SC_2 - SCENE II. - Alexandria. CLEOPATRA's palace - - Enter ANTONY, CLEOPATRA, ENOBARBUS, CHARMIAN, IRAS, - ALEXAS, with others - - ANTONY. He will not fight with me, Domitius? - ENOBARBUS. No. - ANTONY. Why should he not? - ENOBARBUS. He thinks, being twenty times of better fortune, - He is twenty men to one. - ANTONY. To-morrow, soldier, - By sea and land I'll fight. Or I will live, - Or bathe my dying honour in the blood - Shall make it live again. Woo't thou fight well? - ENOBARBUS. I'll strike, and cry 'Take all.' - ANTONY. Well said; come on. - Call forth my household servants; let's to-night - Be bounteous at our meal. - - Enter three or four servitors - - Give me thy hand, - Thou has been rightly honest. So hast thou; - Thou, and thou, and thou. You have serv'd me well, - And kings have been your fellows. - CLEOPATRA. [Aside to ENOBARBUS] What means this? - ENOBARBUS. [Aside to CLEOPATRA] 'Tis one of those odd tricks which - sorrow shoots - Out of the mind. - ANTONY. And thou art honest too. - I wish I could be made so many men, - And all of you clapp'd up together in - An Antony, that I might do you service - So good as you have done. - SERVANT. The gods forbid! - ANTONY. Well, my good fellows, wait on me to-night. - Scant not my cups, and make as much of me - As when mine empire was your fellow too, - And suffer'd my command. - CLEOPATRA. [Aside to ENOBARBUS] What does he mean? - ENOBARBUS. [Aside to CLEOPATRA] To make his followers weep. - ANTONY. Tend me to-night; - May be it is the period of your duty. - Haply you shall not see me more; or if, - A mangled shadow. Perchance to-morrow - You'll serve another master. I look on you - As one that takes his leave. Mine honest friends, - I turn you not away; but, like a master - Married to your good service, stay till death. - Tend me to-night two hours, I ask no more, - And the gods yield you for't! - ENOBARBUS. What mean you, sir, - To give them this discomfort? Look, they weep; - And I, an ass, am onion-ey'd. For shame! - Transform us not to women. - ANTONY. Ho, ho, ho! - Now the witch take me if I meant it thus! - Grace grow where those drops fall! My hearty friends, - You take me in too dolorous a sense; - For I spake to you for your comfort, did desire you - To burn this night with torches. Know, my hearts, - I hope well of to-morrow, and will lead you - Where rather I'll expect victorious life - Than death and honour. Let's to supper, come, - And drown consideration. Exeunt - -ACT_4|SC_3 - SCENE III. - Alexandria. Before CLEOPATRA's palace - - Enter a company of soldiers - - FIRST SOLDIER. Brother, good night. To-morrow is the day. - SECOND SOLDIER. It will determine one way. Fare you well. - Heard you of nothing strange about the streets? - FIRST SOLDIER. Nothing. What news? - SECOND SOLDIER. Belike 'tis but a rumour. Good night to you. - FIRST SOLDIER. Well, sir, good night. - [They meet other soldiers] - SECOND SOLDIER. Soldiers, have careful watch. - FIRST SOLDIER. And you. Good night, good night. - [The two companies separate and place themselves - in every corner of the stage] - SECOND SOLDIER. Here we. And if to-morrow - Our navy thrive, I have an absolute hope - Our landmen will stand up. - THIRD SOLDIER. 'Tis a brave army, - And full of purpose. - [Music of the hautboys is under the stage] - SECOND SOLDIER. Peace, what noise? - THIRD SOLDIER. List, list! - SECOND SOLDIER. Hark! - THIRD SOLDIER. Music i' th' air. - FOURTH SOLDIER. Under the earth. - THIRD SOLDIER. It signs well, does it not? - FOURTH SOLDIER. No. - THIRD SOLDIER. Peace, I say! - What should this mean? - SECOND SOLDIER. 'Tis the god Hercules, whom Antony lov'd, - Now leaves him. - THIRD SOLDIER. Walk; let's see if other watchmen - Do hear what we do. - SECOND SOLDIER. How now, masters! - SOLDIERS. [Speaking together] How now! - How now! Do you hear this? - FIRST SOLDIER. Ay; is't not strange? - THIRD SOLDIER. Do you hear, masters? Do you hear? - FIRST SOLDIER. Follow the noise so far as we have quarter; - Let's see how it will give off. - SOLDIERS. Content. 'Tis strange. Exeunt - -ACT_4|SC_4 - SCENE IV. - Alexandria. CLEOPATRA's palace - - Enter ANTONY and CLEOPATRA, CHARMIAN, IRAS, - with others - - ANTONY. Eros! mine armour, Eros! - CLEOPATRA. Sleep a little. - ANTONY. No, my chuck. Eros! Come, mine armour, Eros! - - Enter EROS with armour - - Come, good fellow, put mine iron on. - If fortune be not ours to-day, it is - Because we brave her. Come. - CLEOPATRA. Nay, I'll help too. - What's this for? - ANTONY. Ah, let be, let be! Thou art - The armourer of my heart. False, false; this, this. - CLEOPATRA. Sooth, la, I'll help. Thus it must be. - ANTONY. Well, well; - We shall thrive now. Seest thou, my good fellow? - Go put on thy defences. - EROS. Briefly, sir. - CLEOPATRA. Is not this buckled well? - ANTONY. Rarely, rarely! - He that unbuckles this, till we do please - To daff't for our repose, shall hear a storm. - Thou fumblest, Eros, and my queen's a squire - More tight at this than thou. Dispatch. O love, - That thou couldst see my wars to-day, and knew'st - The royal occupation! Thou shouldst see - A workman in't. - - Enter an armed SOLDIER - - Good-morrow to thee. Welcome. - Thou look'st like him that knows a warlike charge. - To business that we love we rise betime, - And go to't with delight. - SOLDIER. A thousand, sir, - Early though't be, have on their riveted trim, - And at the port expect you. - [Shout. Flourish of trumpets within] - - Enter CAPTAINS and soldiers - - CAPTAIN. The morn is fair. Good morrow, General. - ALL. Good morrow, General. - ANTONY. 'Tis well blown, lads. - This morning, like the spirit of a youth - That means to be of note, begins betimes. - So, so. Come, give me that. This way. Well said. - Fare thee well, dame, whate'er becomes of me. - This is a soldier's kiss. Rebukeable, - And worthy shameful check it were, to stand - On more mechanic compliment; I'll leave thee - Now like a man of steel. You that will fight, - Follow me close; I'll bring you to't. Adieu. - Exeunt ANTONY, EROS, CAPTAINS and soldiers - CHARMIAN. Please you retire to your chamber? - CLEOPATRA. Lead me. - He goes forth gallantly. That he and Caesar might - Determine this great war in single fight! - Then, Antony- but now. Well, on. Exeunt - -ACT_4|SC_5 - SCENE V. - Alexandria. ANTONY'S camp - - Trumpets sound. Enter ANTONY and EROS, a SOLDIER - meeting them - - SOLDIER. The gods make this a happy day to Antony! - ANTONY. Would thou and those thy scars had once prevail'd - To make me fight at land! - SOLDIER. Hadst thou done so, - The kings that have revolted, and the soldier - That has this morning left thee, would have still - Followed thy heels. - ANTONY. Who's gone this morning? - SOLDIER. Who? - One ever near thee. Call for Enobarbus, - He shall not hear thee; or from Caesar's camp - Say 'I am none of thine.' - ANTONY. What say'st thou? - SOLDIER. Sir, - He is with Caesar. - EROS. Sir, his chests and treasure - He has not with him. - ANTONY. Is he gone? - SOLDIER. Most certain. - ANTONY. Go, Eros, send his treasure after; do it; - Detain no jot, I charge thee. Write to him- - I will subscribe- gentle adieus and greetings; - Say that I wish he never find more cause - To change a master. O, my fortunes have - Corrupted honest men! Dispatch. Enobarbus! Exeunt - -ACT_4|SC_6 - SCENE VI. - Alexandria. CAESAR'S camp - - Flourish. Enter AGRIPPA, CAESAR, With DOLABELLA - and ENOBARBUS - - CAESAR. Go forth, Agrippa, and begin the fight. - Our will is Antony be took alive; - Make it so known. - AGRIPPA. Caesar, I shall. Exit - CAESAR. The time of universal peace is near. - Prove this a prosp'rous day, the three-nook'd world - Shall bear the olive freely. - - Enter A MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. Antony - Is come into the field. - CAESAR. Go charge Agrippa - Plant those that have revolted in the vant, - That Antony may seem to spend his fury - Upon himself. Exeunt all but ENOBARBUS - ENOBARBUS. Alexas did revolt and went to Jewry on - Affairs of Antony; there did dissuade - Great Herod to incline himself to Caesar - And leave his master Antony. For this pains - Casaer hath hang'd him. Canidius and the rest - That fell away have entertainment, but - No honourable trust. I have done ill, - Of which I do accuse myself so sorely - That I will joy no more. - - Enter a SOLDIER of CAESAR'S - - SOLDIER. Enobarbus, Antony - Hath after thee sent all thy treasure, with - His bounty overplus. The messenger - Came on my guard, and at thy tent is now - Unloading of his mules. - ENOBARBUS. I give it you. - SOLDIER. Mock not, Enobarbus. - I tell you true. Best you saf'd the bringer - Out of the host. I must attend mine office, - Or would have done't myself. Your emperor - Continues still a Jove. Exit - ENOBARBUS. I am alone the villain of the earth, - And feel I am so most. O Antony, - Thou mine of bounty, how wouldst thou have paid - My better service, when my turpitude - Thou dost so crown with gold! This blows my heart. - If swift thought break it not, a swifter mean - Shall outstrike thought; but thought will do't, I feel. - I fight against thee? No! I will go seek - Some ditch wherein to die; the foul'st best fits - My latter part of life. Exit - -ACT_4|SC_7 - SCENE VII. - Field of battle between the camps - - Alarum. Drums and trumpets. Enter AGRIPPA - and others - - AGRIPPA. Retire. We have engag'd ourselves too far. - Caesar himself has work, and our oppression - Exceeds what we expected. Exeunt - - Alarums. Enter ANTONY, and SCARUS wounded - - SCARUS. O my brave Emperor, this is fought indeed! - Had we done so at first, we had droven them home - With clouts about their heads. - ANTONY. Thou bleed'st apace. - SCARUS. I had a wound here that was like a T, - But now 'tis made an H. - ANTONY. They do retire. - SCARUS. We'll beat'em into bench-holes. I have yet - Room for six scotches more. - - Enter EROS - - EROS. They are beaten, sir, and our advantage serves - For a fair victory. - SCARUS. Let us score their backs - And snatch 'em up, as we take hares, behind. - 'Tis sport to maul a runner. - ANTONY. I will reward thee - Once for thy sprightly comfort, and tenfold - For thy good valour. Come thee on. - SCARUS. I'll halt after. Exeunt - -ACT_4|SC_8 - SCENE VIII. - Under the walls of Alexandria - - Alarum. Enter ANTONY, again in a march; SCARUS - with others - - ANTONY. We have beat him to his camp. Run one before - And let the Queen know of our gests. To-morrow, - Before the sun shall see's, we'll spill the blood - That has to-day escap'd. I thank you all; - For doughty-handed are you, and have fought - Not as you serv'd the cause, but as't had been - Each man's like mine; you have shown all Hectors. - Enter the city, clip your wives, your friends, - Tell them your feats; whilst they with joyful tears - Wash the congealment from your wounds and kiss - The honour'd gashes whole. - - Enter CLEOPATRA, attended - - [To SCARUS] Give me thy hand- - To this great fairy I'll commend thy acts, - Make her thanks bless thee. O thou day o' th' world, - Chain mine arm'd neck. Leap thou, attire and all, - Through proof of harness to my heart, and there - Ride on the pants triumphing. - CLEOPATRA. Lord of lords! - O infinite virtue, com'st thou smiling from - The world's great snare uncaught? - ANTONY. Mine nightingale, - We have beat them to their beds. What, girl! though grey - Do something mingle with our younger brown, yet ha' we - A brain that nourishes our nerves, and can - Get goal for goal of youth. Behold this man; - Commend unto his lips thy favouring hand- - Kiss it, my warrior- he hath fought to-day - As if a god in hate of mankind had - Destroyed in such a shape. - CLEOPATRA. I'll give thee, friend, - An armour all of gold; it was a king's. - ANTONY. He has deserv'd it, were it carbuncled - Like holy Phoebus' car. Give me thy hand. - Through Alexandria make a jolly march; - Bear our hack'd targets like the men that owe them. - Had our great palace the capacity - To camp this host, we all would sup together, - And drink carouses to the next day's fate, - Which promises royal peril. Trumpeters, - With brazen din blast you the city's ear; - Make mingle with our rattling tabourines, - That heaven and earth may strike their sounds together - Applauding our approach. Exeunt - -ACT_4|SC_9 - SCENE IX. - CAESAR'S camp - - Enter a CENTURION and his company; ENOBARBUS follows - - CENTURION. If we be not reliev'd within this hour, - We must return to th' court of guard. The night - Is shiny, and they say we shall embattle - By th' second hour i' th' morn. - FIRST WATCH. This last day was - A shrewd one to's. - ENOBARBUS. O, bear me witness, night- - SECOND WATCH. What man is this? - FIRST WATCH. Stand close and list him. - ENOBARBUS. Be witness to me, O thou blessed moon, - When men revolted shall upon record - Bear hateful memory, poor Enobarbus did - Before thy face repent! - CENTURION. Enobarbus? - SECOND WATCH. Peace! - Hark further. - ENOBARBUS. O sovereign mistress of true melancholy, - The poisonous damp of night disponge upon me, - That life, a very rebel to my will, - May hang no longer on me. Throw my heart - Against the flint and hardness of my fault, - Which, being dried with grief, will break to powder, - And finish all foul thoughts. O Antony, - Nobler than my revolt is infamous, - Forgive me in thine own particular, - But let the world rank me in register - A master-leaver and a fugitive! - O Antony! O Antony! [Dies] - FIRST WATCH. Let's speak to him. - CENTURION. Let's hear him, for the things he speaks - May concern Caesar. - SECOND WATCH. Let's do so. But he sleeps. - CENTURION. Swoons rather; for so bad a prayer as his - Was never yet for sleep. - FIRST WATCH. Go we to him. - SECOND WATCH. Awake, sir, awake; speak to us. - FIRST WATCH. Hear you, sir? - CENTURION. The hand of death hath raught him. - [Drums afar off ] Hark! the drums - Demurely wake the sleepers. Let us bear him - To th' court of guard; he is of note. Our hour - Is fully out. - SECOND WATCH. Come on, then; - He may recover yet. Exeunt with the body - -ACT_4|SC_10 - SCENE X. - Between the two camps - - Enter ANTONY and SCARUS, with their army - - ANTONY. Their preparation is to-day by sea; - We please them not by land. - SCARUS. For both, my lord. - ANTONY. I would they'd fight i' th' fire or i' th' air; - We'd fight there too. But this it is, our foot - Upon the hills adjoining to the city - Shall stay with us- Order for sea is given; - They have put forth the haven- - Where their appointment we may best discover - And look on their endeavour. Exeunt - -ACT_4|SC_11 - SCENE XI. - Between the camps - - Enter CAESAR and his army - - CAESAR. But being charg'd, we will be still by land, - Which, as I take't, we shall; for his best force - Is forth to man his galleys. To the vales, - And hold our best advantage. Exeunt - -ACT_4|SC_12 - SCENE XII. - A hill near Alexandria - - Enter ANTONY and SCARUS - - ANTONY. Yet they are not join'd. Where yond pine does stand - I shall discover all. I'll bring thee word - Straight how 'tis like to go. Exit - SCARUS. Swallows have built - In Cleopatra's sails their nests. The augurers - Say they know not, they cannot tell; look grimly, - And dare not speak their knowledge. Antony - Is valiant and dejected; and by starts - His fretted fortunes give him hope and fear - Of what he has and has not. - [Alarum afar off, as at a sea-fight] - - Re-enter ANTONY - - ANTONY. All is lost! - This foul Egyptian hath betrayed me. - My fleet hath yielded to the foe, and yonder - They cast their caps up and carouse together - Like friends long lost. Triple-turn'd whore! 'tis thou - Hast sold me to this novice; and my heart - Makes only wars on thee. Bid them all fly; - For when I am reveng'd upon my charm, - I have done all. Bid them all fly; begone. Exit SCARUS - O sun, thy uprise shall I see no more! - Fortune and Antony part here; even here - Do we shake hands. All come to this? The hearts - That spaniel'd me at heels, to whom I gave - Their wishes, do discandy, melt their sweets - On blossoming Caesar; and this pine is bark'd - That overtopp'd them all. Betray'd I am. - O this false soul of Egypt! this grave charm- - Whose eye beck'd forth my wars and call'd them home, - Whose bosom was my crownet, my chief end- - Like a right gypsy hath at fast and loose - Beguil'd me to the very heart of loss. - What, Eros, Eros! - - Enter CLEOPATRA - - Ah, thou spell! Avaunt! - CLEOPATRA. Why is my lord enrag'd against his love? - ANTONY. Vanish, or I shall give thee thy deserving - And blemish Caesar's triumph. Let him take thee - And hoist thee up to the shouting plebeians; - Follow his chariot, like the greatest spot - Of all thy sex; most monster-like, be shown - For poor'st diminutives, for doits, and let - Patient Octavia plough thy visage up - With her prepared nails. Exit CLEOPATRA - 'Tis well th'art gone, - If it be well to live; but better 'twere - Thou fell'st into my fury, for one death - Might have prevented many. Eros, ho! - The shirt of Nessus is upon me; teach me, - Alcides, thou mine ancestor, thy rage; - Let me lodge Lichas on the horns o' th' moon, - And with those hands that grasp'd the heaviest club - Subdue my worthiest self. The witch shall die. - To the young Roman boy she hath sold me, and I fall - Under this plot. She dies for't. Eros, ho! Exit - -ACT_4|SC_13 - SCENE XIII. - Alexandria. CLEOPATRA's palace - - Enter CLEOPATRA, CHARMIAN, IRAS, and MARDIAN - - CLEOPATRA. Help me, my women. O, he is more mad - Than Telamon for his shield; the boar of Thessaly - Was never so emboss'd. - CHARMIAN. To th'monument! - There lock yourself, and send him word you are dead. - The soul and body rive not more in parting - Than greatness going off. - CLEOPATRA. To th' monument! - Mardian, go tell him I have slain myself; - Say that the last I spoke was 'Antony' - And word it, prithee, piteously. Hence, Mardian, - And bring me how he takes my death. To th' monument! - Exeunt - -ACT_4|SC_14 - SCENE XIV. - CLEOPATRA'S palace - - Enter ANTONY and EROS - - ANTONY. Eros, thou yet behold'st me? - EROS. Ay, noble lord. - ANTONY. Sometime we see a cloud that's dragonish; - A vapour sometime like a bear or lion, - A tower'd citadel, a pendent rock, - A forked mountain, or blue promontory - With trees upon't that nod unto the world - And mock our eyes with air. Thou hast seen these signs; - They are black vesper's pageants. - EROS. Ay, my lord. - ANTONY. That which is now a horse, even with a thought - The rack dislimns, and makes it indistinct, - As water is in water. - EROS. It does, my lord. - ANTONY. My good knave Eros, now thy captain is - Even such a body. Here I am Antony; - Yet cannot hold this visible shape, my knave. - I made these wars for Egypt; and the Queen- - Whose heart I thought I had, for she had mine, - Which, whilst it was mine, had annex'd unto't - A million moe, now lost- she, Eros, has - Pack'd cards with Caesar, and false-play'd my glory - Unto an enemy's triumph. - Nay, weep not, gentle Eros; there is left us - Ourselves to end ourselves. - - Enter MARDIAN - - O, thy vile lady! - She has robb'd me of my sword. - MARDIAN. No, Antony; - My mistress lov'd thee, and her fortunes mingled - With thine entirely. - ANTONY. Hence, saucy eunuch; peace! - She hath betray'd me, and shall die the death. - MARDIAN. Death of one person can be paid but once, - And that she has discharg'd. What thou wouldst do - Is done unto thy hand. The last she spake - Was 'Antony! most noble Antony!' - Then in the midst a tearing groan did break - The name of Antony; it was divided - Between her heart and lips. She rend'red life, - Thy name so buried in her. - ANTONY. Dead then? - MARDIAN. Dead. - ANTONY. Unarm, Eros; the long day's task is done, - And we must sleep. That thou depart'st hence safe - Does pay thy labour richly. Go. Exit MARDIAN - Off, pluck off! - The sevenfold shield of Ajax cannot keep - The battery from my heart. O, cleave, my sides! - Heart, once be stronger than thy continent, - Crack thy frail case. Apace, Eros, apace.- - No more a soldier. Bruised pieces, go; - You have been nobly borne.- From me awhile. Exit EROS - I will o'ertake thee, Cleopatra, and - Weep for my pardon. So it must be, for now - All length is torture. Since the torch is out, - Lie down, and stray no farther. Now all labour - Mars what it does; yea, very force entangles - Itself with strength. Seal then, and all is done. - Eros!- I come, my queen.- Eros!- Stay for me; - Where souls do couch on flowers, we'll hand in hand, - And with our sprightly port make the ghosts gaze. - Dido and her Aeneas shall want troops, - And all the haunt be ours.- Come, Eros, Eros! - - Re-enter EROS - - EROS. What would my lord? - ANTONY. Since Cleopatra died, - I have liv'd in such dishonour that the gods - Detest my baseness. I, that with my sword - Quarter'd the world, and o'er green Neptune's back - With ships made cities, condemn myself to lack - The courage of a woman; less noble mind - Than she which by her death our Caesar tells - 'I am conqueror of myself.' Thou art sworn, Eros, - That, when the exigent should come- which now - Is come indeed- when I should see behind me - Th' inevitable prosecution of - Disgrace and horror, that, on my command, - Thou then wouldst kill me. Do't; the time is come. - Thou strik'st not me; 'tis Caesar thou defeat'st. - Put colour in thy cheek. - EROS. The gods withhold me! - Shall I do that which all the Parthian darts, - Though enemy, lost aim and could not? - ANTONY. Eros, - Wouldst thou be window'd in great Rome and see - Thy master thus with pleach'd arms, bending down - His corrigible neck, his face subdu'd - To penetrative shame, whilst the wheel'd seat - Of fortunate Caesar, drawn before him, branded - His baseness that ensued? - EROS. I would not see't. - ANTONY. Come, then; for with a wound I must be cur'd. - Draw that thy honest sword, which thou hast worn - Most useful for thy country. - EROS. O, sir, pardon me! - ANTONY. When I did make thee free, swor'st thou not then - To do this when I bade thee? Do it at once, - Or thy precedent services are all - But accidents unpurpos'd. Draw, and come. - EROS. Turn from me then that noble countenance, - Wherein the worship of the whole world lies. - ANTONY. Lo thee! [Turning from him] - EROS. My sword is drawn. - ANTONY. Then let it do at once - The thing why thou hast drawn it. - EROS. My dear master, - My captain and my emperor, let me say, - Before I strike this bloody stroke, farewell. - ANTONY. 'Tis said, man; and farewell. - EROS. Farewell, great chief. Shall I strike now? - ANTONY. Now, Eros. - EROS. Why, there then! Thus do I escape the sorrow - Of Antony's death. [Kills himself - ANTONY. Thrice nobler than myself! - Thou teachest me, O valiant Eros, what - I should, and thou couldst not. My queen and Eros - Have, by their brave instruction, got upon me - A nobleness in record. But I will be - A bridegroom in my death, and run into't - As to a lover's bed. Come, then; and, Eros, - Thy master dies thy scholar. To do thus - [Falling on his sword] - I learn'd of thee. How? not dead? not dead?- - The guard, ho! O, dispatch me! - - Enter DERCETAS and a guard - - FIRST GUARD. What's the noise? - ANTONY. I have done my work ill, friends. O, make an end - Of what I have begun. - SECOND GUARD. The star is fall'n. - FIRST GUARD. And time is at his period. - ALL. Alas, and woe! - ANTONY. Let him that loves me, strike me dead. - FIRST GUARD. Not I. - SECOND GUARD. Nor I. - THIRD GUARD. Nor any one. Exeunt guard - DERCETAS. Thy death and fortunes bid thy followers fly. - This sword but shown to Caesar, with this tidings, - Shall enter me with him. - - Enter DIOMEDES - - DIOMEDES. Where's Antony? - DERCETAS. There, Diomed, there. - DIOMEDES. Lives he? - Wilt thou not answer, man? Exit DERCETAS - ANTONY. Art thou there, Diomed? Draw thy sword and give me - Sufficing strokes for death. - DIOMEDES. Most absolute lord, - My mistress Cleopatra sent me to thee. - ANTONY. When did she send thee? - DIOMEDES. Now, my lord. - ANTONY. Where is she? - DIOMEDES. Lock'd in her monument. She had a prophesying fear - Of what hath come to pass; for when she saw- - Which never shall be found- you did suspect - She had dispos'd with Caesar, and that your rage - Would not be purg'd, she sent you word she was dead; - But fearing since how it might work, hath sent - Me to proclaim the truth; and I am come, - I dread, too late. - ANTONY. Too late, good Diomed. Call my guard, I prithee. - DIOMEDES. What, ho! the Emperor's guard! The guard, what ho! - Come, your lord calls! - - Enter four or five of the guard of ANTONY - - ANTONY. Bear me, good friends, where Cleopatra bides; - 'Tis the last service that I shall command you. - FIRST GUARD. Woe, woe are we, sir, you may not live to wear - All your true followers out. - ALL. Most heavy day! - ANTONY. Nay, good my fellows, do not please sharp fate - To grace it with your sorrows. Bid that welcome - Which comes to punish us, and we punish it, - Seeming to bear it lightly. Take me up. - I have led you oft; carry me now, good friends, - And have my thanks for all. Exeunt, hearing ANTONY -ACT_4|SC_15 - SCENE XV. - Alexandria. A monument - - Enter CLEOPATRA and her maids aloft, with CHARMIAN - and IRAS - - CLEOPATRA. O Charmian, I will never go from hence! - CHARMIAN. Be comforted, dear madam. - CLEOPATRA. No, I will not. - All strange and terrible events are welcome, - But comforts we despise; our size of sorrow, - Proportion'd to our cause, must be as great - As that which makes it. - - Enter DIOMEDES, below - - How now! Is he dead? - DIOMEDES. His death's upon him, but not dead. - Look out o' th' other side your monument; - His guard have brought him thither. - - Enter, below, ANTONY, borne by the guard - - CLEOPATRA. O sun, - Burn the great sphere thou mov'st in! Darkling stand - The varying shore o' th' world. O Antony, - Antony, Antony! Help, Charmian; help, Iras, help; - Help, friends below! Let's draw him hither. - ANTONY. Peace! - Not Caesar's valour hath o'erthrown Antony, - But Antony's hath triumph'd on itself. - CLEOPATRA. So it should be, that none but Antony - Should conquer Antony; but woe 'tis so! - ANTONY. I am dying, Egypt, dying; only - I here importune death awhile, until - Of many thousand kisses the poor last - I lay upon thy lips. - CLEOPATRA. I dare not, dear. - Dear my lord, pardon! I dare not, - Lest I be taken. Not th' imperious show - Of the full-fortun'd Caesar ever shall - Be brooch'd with me. If knife, drugs, serpents, have - Edge, sting, or operation, I am safe. - Your wife Octavia, with her modest eyes - And still conclusion, shall acquire no honour - Demuring upon me. But come, come, Antony- - Help me, my women- we must draw thee up; - Assist, good friends. - ANTONY. O, quick, or I am gone. - CLEOPATRA. Here's sport indeed! How heavy weighs my lord! - Our strength is all gone into heaviness; - That makes the weight. Had I great Juno's power, - The strong-wing'd Mercury should fetch thee up, - And set thee by Jove's side. Yet come a little. - Wishers were ever fools. O come, come, - [They heave ANTONY aloft to CLEOPATRA] - And welcome, welcome! Die where thou hast liv'd. - Quicken with kissing. Had my lips that power, - Thus would I wear them out. - ALL. A heavy sight! - ANTONY. I am dying, Egypt, dying. - Give me some wine, and let me speak a little. - CLEOPATRA. No, let me speak; and let me rail so high - That the false huswife Fortune break her wheel, - Provok'd by my offence. - ANTONY. One word, sweet queen: - Of Caesar seek your honour, with your safety. O! - CLEOPATRA. They do not go together. - ANTONY. Gentle, hear me: - None about Caesar trust but Proculeius. - CLEOPATRA. My resolution and my hands I'll trust; - None about Caesar - ANTONY. The miserable change now at my end - Lament nor sorrow at; but please your thoughts - In feeding them with those my former fortunes - Wherein I liv'd the greatest prince o' th' world, - The noblest; and do now not basely die, - Not cowardly put off my helmet to - My countryman- a Roman by a Roman - Valiantly vanquish'd. Now my spirit is going - I can no more. - CLEOPATRA. Noblest of men, woo't die? - Hast thou no care of me? Shall I abide - In this dull world, which in thy absence is - No better than a sty? O, see, my women, [Antony dies] - The crown o' th' earth doth melt. My lord! - O, wither'd is the garland of the war, - The soldier's pole is fall'n! Young boys and girls - Are level now with men. The odds is gone, - And there is nothing left remarkable - Beneath the visiting moon. [Swoons] - CHARMIAN. O, quietness, lady! - IRAS. She's dead too, our sovereign. - CHARMIAN. Lady! - IRAS. Madam! - CHARMIAN. O madam, madam, madam! - IRAS. Royal Egypt, Empress! - CHARMIAN. Peace, peace, Iras! - CLEOPATRA. No more but e'en a woman, and commanded - By such poor passion as the maid that milks - And does the meanest chares. It were for me - To throw my sceptre at the injurious gods; - To tell them that this world did equal theirs - Till they had stol'n our jewel. All's but nought; - Patience is sottish, and impatience does - Become a dog that's mad. Then is it sin - To rush into the secret house of death - Ere death dare come to us? How do you, women? - What, what! good cheer! Why, how now, Charmian! - My noble girls! Ah, women, women, look, - Our lamp is spent, it's out! Good sirs, take heart. - We'll bury him; and then, what's brave, what's noble, - Let's do it after the high Roman fashion, - And make death proud to take us. Come, away; - This case of that huge spirit now is cold. - Ah, women, women! Come; we have no friend - But resolution and the briefest end. - Exeunt; those above hearing off ANTONY'S body - -ACT_5|SC_1 - ACT V. SCENE I. - Alexandria. CAESAR'S camp - - Enter CAESAR, AGRIPPA, DOLABELLA, MAECENAS, GALLUS, - PROCULEIUS, and others, his Council of War - - CAESAR. Go to him, Dolabella, bid him yield; - Being so frustrate, tell him he mocks - The pauses that he makes. - DOLABELLA. Caesar, I shall. Exit - - Enter DERCETAS With the sword of ANTONY - - CAESAR. Wherefore is that? And what art thou that dar'st - Appear thus to us? - DERCETAS. I am call'd Dercetas; - Mark Antony I serv'd, who best was worthy - Best to be serv'd. Whilst he stood up and spoke, - He was my master, and I wore my life - To spend upon his haters. If thou please - To take me to thee, as I was to him - I'll be to Caesar; if thou pleasest not, - I yield thee up my life. - CAESAR. What is't thou say'st? - DERCETAS. I say, O Caesar, Antony is dead. - CAESAR. The breaking of so great a thing should make - A greater crack. The round world - Should have shook lions into civil streets, - And citizens to their dens. The death of Antony - Is not a single doom; in the name lay - A moiety of the world. - DERCETAS. He is dead, Caesar, - Not by a public minister of justice, - Nor by a hired knife; but that self hand - Which writ his honour in the acts it did - Hath, with the courage which the heart did lend it, - Splitted the heart. This is his sword; - I robb'd his wound of it; behold it stain'd - With his most noble blood. - CAESAR. Look you sad, friends? - The gods rebuke me, but it is tidings - To wash the eyes of kings. - AGRIPPA. And strange it is - That nature must compel us to lament - Our most persisted deeds. - MAECENAS. His taints and honours - Wag'd equal with him. - AGRIPPA. A rarer spirit never - Did steer humanity. But you gods will give us - Some faults to make us men. Caesar is touch'd. - MAECENAS. When such a spacious mirror's set before him, - He needs must see himself. - CAESAR. O Antony, - I have follow'd thee to this! But we do lance - Diseases in our bodies. I must perforce - Have shown to thee such a declining day - Or look on thine; we could not stall together - In the whole world. But yet let me lament, - With tears as sovereign as the blood of hearts, - That thou, my brother, my competitor - In top of all design, my mate in empire, - Friend and companion in the front of war, - The arm of mine own body, and the heart - Where mine his thoughts did kindle- that our stars, - Unreconciliable, should divide - Our equalness to this. Hear me, good friends- - - Enter an EGYPTIAN - - But I will tell you at some meeter season. - The business of this man looks out of him; - We'll hear him what he says. Whence are you? - EGYPTIAN. A poor Egyptian, yet the Queen, my mistress, - Confin'd in all she has, her monument, - Of thy intents desires instruction, - That she preparedly may frame herself - To th' way she's forc'd to. - CAESAR. Bid her have good heart. - She soon shall know of us, by some of ours, - How honourable and how kindly we - Determine for her; for Caesar cannot learn - To be ungentle. - EGYPTIAN. So the gods preserve thee! Exit - CAESAR. Come hither, Proculeius. Go and say - We purpose her no shame. Give her what comforts - The quality of her passion shall require, - Lest, in her greatness, by some mortal stroke - She do defeat us; for her life in Rome - Would be eternal in our triumph. Go, - And with your speediest bring us what she says, - And how you find her. - PROCULEIUS. Caesar, I shall. Exit - CAESAR. Gallus, go you along. Exit GALLUS - Where's Dolabella, to second Proculeius? - ALL. Dolabella! - CAESAR. Let him alone, for I remember now - How he's employ'd; he shall in time be ready. - Go with me to my tent, where you shall see - How hardly I was drawn into this war, - How calm and gentle I proceeded still - In all my writings. Go with me, and see - What I can show in this. Exeunt - -ACT_5|SC_2 - SCENE II. - Alexandria. The monument - - Enter CLEOPATRA, CHARMIAN, IRAS, and MARDIAN - - CLEOPATRA. My desolation does begin to make - A better life. 'Tis paltry to be Caesar: - Not being Fortune, he's but Fortune's knave, - A minister of her will; and it is great - To do that thing that ends all other deeds, - Which shackles accidents and bolts up change, - Which sleeps, and never palates more the dug, - The beggar's nurse and Caesar's. - - Enter, to the gates of the monument, PROCULEIUS, GALLUS, - and soldiers - - PROCULEIUS. Caesar sends greetings to the Queen of Egypt, - And bids thee study on what fair demands - Thou mean'st to have him grant thee. - CLEOPATRA. What's thy name? - PROCULEIUS. My name is Proculeius. - CLEOPATRA. Antony - Did tell me of you, bade me trust you; but - I do not greatly care to be deceiv'd, - That have no use for trusting. If your master - Would have a queen his beggar, you must tell him - That majesty, to keep decorum, must - No less beg than a kingdom. If he please - To give me conquer'd Egypt for my son, - He gives me so much of mine own as I - Will kneel to him with thanks. - PROCULEIUS. Be of good cheer; - Y'are fall'n into a princely hand; fear nothing. - Make your full reference freely to my lord, - Who is so full of grace that it flows over - On all that need. Let me report to him - Your sweet dependency, and you shall find - A conqueror that will pray in aid for kindness - Where he for grace is kneel'd to. - CLEOPATRA. Pray you tell him - I am his fortune's vassal and I send him - The greatness he has got. I hourly learn - A doctrine of obedience, and would gladly - Look him i' th' face. - PROCULEIUS. This I'll report, dear lady. - Have comfort, for I know your plight is pitied - Of him that caus'd it. - GALLUS. You see how easily she may be surpris'd. - - Here PROCULEIUS and two of the guard ascend the - monument by a ladder placed against a window, - and come behind CLEOPATRA. Some of the guard - unbar and open the gates - - Guard her till Caesar come. Exit - IRAS. Royal Queen! - CHARMIAN. O Cleopatra! thou art taken, Queen! - CLEOPATRA. Quick, quick, good hands. [Drawing a dagger] - PROCULEIUS. Hold, worthy lady, hold, [Disarms her] - Do not yourself such wrong, who are in this - Reliev'd, but not betray'd. - CLEOPATRA. What, of death too, - That rids our dogs of languish? - PROCULEIUS. Cleopatra, - Do not abuse my master's bounty by - Th' undoing of yourself. Let the world see - His nobleness well acted, which your death - Will never let come forth. - CLEOPATRA. Where art thou, death? - Come hither, come! Come, come, and take a queen - Worth many babes and beggars! - PROCULEIUS. O, temperance, lady! - CLEOPATRA. Sir, I will eat no meat; I'll not drink, sir; - If idle talk will once be necessary, - I'll not sleep neither. This mortal house I'll ruin, - Do Caesar what he can. Know, sir, that I - Will not wait pinion'd at your master's court, - Nor once be chastis'd with the sober eye - Of dull Octavia. Shall they hoist me up, - And show me to the shouting varletry - Of censuring Rome? Rather a ditch in Egypt - Be gentle grave unto me! Rather on Nilus' mud - Lay me stark-nak'd, and let the water-flies - Blow me into abhorring! Rather make - My country's high pyramides my gibbet, - And hang me up in chains! - PROCULEIUS. You do extend - These thoughts of horror further than you shall - Find cause in Caesar. - - Enter DOLABELLA - - DOLABELLA. Proculeius, - What thou hast done thy master Caesar knows, - And he hath sent for thee. For the Queen, - I'll take her to my guard. - PROCULEIUS. So, Dolabella, - It shall content me best. Be gentle to her. - [To CLEOPATRA] To Caesar I will speak what you shall please, - If you'll employ me to him. - CLEOPATRA. Say I would die. - Exeunt PROCULEIUS and soldiers - DOLABELLA. Most noble Empress, you have heard of me? - CLEOPATRA. I cannot tell. - DOLABELLA. Assuredly you know me. - CLEOPATRA. No matter, sir, what I have heard or known. - You laugh when boys or women tell their dreams; - Is't not your trick? - DOLABELLA. I understand not, madam. - CLEOPATRA. I dreamt there was an Emperor Antony- - O, such another sleep, that I might see - But such another man! - DOLABELLA. If it might please ye- - CLEOPATRA. His face was as the heav'ns, and therein stuck - A sun and moon, which kept their course and lighted - The little O, the earth. - DOLABELLA. Most sovereign creature- - CLEOPATRA. His legs bestrid the ocean; his rear'd arm - Crested the world. His voice was propertied - As all the tuned spheres, and that to friends; - But when he meant to quail and shake the orb, - He was as rattling thunder. For his bounty, - There was no winter in't; an autumn 'twas - That grew the more by reaping. His delights - Were dolphin-like: they show'd his back above - The element they liv'd in. In his livery - Walk'd crowns and crownets; realms and islands were - As plates dropp'd from his pocket. - DOLABELLA. Cleopatra- - CLEOPATRA. Think you there was or might be such a man - As this I dreamt of? - DOLABELLA. Gentle madam, no. - CLEOPATRA. You lie, up to the hearing of the gods. - But if there be nor ever were one such, - It's past the size of drearning. Nature wants stuff - To vie strange forms with fancy; yet t' imagine - An Antony were nature's piece 'gainst fancy, - Condemning shadows quite. - DOLABELLA. Hear me, good madam. - Your loss is, as yourself, great; and you bear it - As answering to the weight. Would I might never - O'ertake pursu'd success, but I do feel, - By the rebound of yours, a grief that smites - My very heart at root. - CLEOPATRA. I thank you, sir. - Know you what Caesar means to do with me? - DOLABELLA. I am loath to tell you what I would you knew. - CLEOPATRA. Nay, pray you, sir. - DOLABELLA. Though he be honourable- - CLEOPATRA. He'll lead me, then, in triumph? - DOLABELLA. Madam, he will. I know't. [Flourish] - [Within: 'Make way there-Caesar!'] - - Enter CAESAR; GALLUS, PROCULEIUS, MAECENAS, SELEUCUS, - and others of his train - - CAESAR. Which is the Queen of Egypt? - DOLABELLA. It is the Emperor, madam. [CLEOPATPA kneels] - CAESAR. Arise, you shall not kneel. - I pray you, rise; rise, Egypt. - CLEOPATRA. Sir, the gods - Will have it thus; my master and my lord - I must obey. - CAESAR. Take to you no hard thoughts. - The record of what injuries you did us, - Though written in our flesh, we shall remember - As things but done by chance. - CLEOPATRA. Sole sir o' th' world, - I cannot project mine own cause so well - To make it clear, but do confess I have - Been laden with like frailties which before - Have often sham'd our sex. - CAESAR. Cleopatra, know - We will extenuate rather than enforce. - If you apply yourself to our intents- - Which towards you are most gentle- you shall find - A benefit in this change; but if you seek - To lay on me a cruelty by taking - Antony's course, you shall bereave yourself - Of my good purposes, and put your children - To that destruction which I'll guard them from, - If thereon you rely. I'll take my leave. - CLEOPATRA. And may, through all the world. 'Tis yours, and we, - Your scutcheons and your signs of conquest, shall - Hang in what place you please. Here, my good lord. - CAESAR. You shall advise me in all for Cleopatra. - CLEOPATRA. This is the brief of money, plate, and jewels, - I am possess'd of. 'Tis exactly valued, - Not petty things admitted. Where's Seleucus? - SELEUCUS. Here, madam. - CLEOPATRA. This is my treasurer; let him speak, my lord, - Upon his peril, that I have reserv'd - To myself nothing. Speak the truth, Seleucus. - SELEUCUS. Madam, - I had rather seal my lips than to my peril - Speak that which is not. - CLEOPATRA. What have I kept back? - SELEUCUS. Enough to purchase what you have made known. - CAESAR. Nay, blush not, Cleopatra; I approve - Your wisdom in the deed. - CLEOPATRA. See, Caesar! O, behold, - How pomp is followed! Mine will now be yours; - And, should we shift estates, yours would be mine. - The ingratitude of this Seleucus does - Even make me wild. O slave, of no more trust - Than love that's hir'd! What, goest thou back? Thou shalt - Go back, I warrant thee; but I'll catch thine eyes - Though they had wings. Slave, soulless villain, dog! - O rarely base! - CAESAR. Good Queen, let us entreat you. - CLEOPATRA. O Caesar, what a wounding shame is this, - That thou vouchsafing here to visit me, - Doing the honour of thy lordliness - To one so meek, that mine own servant should - Parcel the sum of my disgraces by - Addition of his envy! Say, good Caesar, - That I some lady trifles have reserv'd, - Immoment toys, things of such dignity - As we greet modern friends withal; and say - Some nobler token I have kept apart - For Livia and Octavia, to induce - Their mediation- must I be unfolded - With one that I have bred? The gods! It smites me - Beneath the fall I have. [To SELEUCUS] Prithee go hence; - Or I shall show the cinders of my spirits - Through th' ashes of my chance. Wert thou a man, - Thou wouldst have mercy on me. - CAESAR. Forbear, Seleucus. Exit SELEUCUS - CLEOPATRA. Be it known that we, the greatest, are misthought - For things that others do; and when we fall - We answer others' merits in our name, - Are therefore to be pitied. - CAESAR. Cleopatra, - Not what you have reserv'd, nor what acknowledg'd, - Put we i' th' roll of conquest. Still be't yours, - Bestow it at your pleasure; and believe - Caesar's no merchant, to make prize with you - Of things that merchants sold. Therefore be cheer'd; - Make not your thoughts your prisons. No, dear Queen; - For we intend so to dispose you as - Yourself shall give us counsel. Feed and sleep. - Our care and pity is so much upon you - That we remain your friend; and so, adieu. - CLEOPATRA. My master and my lord! - CAESAR. Not so. Adieu. - Flourish. Exeunt CAESAR and his train - CLEOPATRA. He words me, girls, he words me, that I should not - Be noble to myself. But hark thee, Charmian! - [Whispers CHARMIAN] - IRAS. Finish, good lady; the bright day is done, - And we are for the dark. - CLEOPATRA. Hie thee again. - I have spoke already, and it is provided; - Go put it to the haste. - CHARMIAN. Madam, I will. - - Re-enter DOLABELLA - - DOLABELLA. Where's the Queen? - CHARMIAN. Behold, sir. Exit - CLEOPATRA. Dolabella! - DOLABELLA. Madam, as thereto sworn by your command, - Which my love makes religion to obey, - I tell you this: Caesar through Syria - Intends his journey, and within three days - You with your children will he send before. - Make your best use of this; I have perform'd - Your pleasure and my promise. - CLEOPATRA. Dolabella, - I shall remain your debtor. - DOLABELLA. I your servant. - Adieu, good Queen; I must attend on Caesar. - CLEOPATRA. Farewell, and thanks. Exit DOLABELLA - Now, Iras, what think'st thou? - Thou an Egyptian puppet shall be shown - In Rome as well as I. Mechanic slaves, - With greasy aprons, rules, and hammers, shall - Uplift us to the view; in their thick breaths, - Rank of gross diet, shall we be enclouded, - And forc'd to drink their vapour. - IRAS. The gods forbid! - CLEOPATRA. Nay, 'tis most certain, Iras. Saucy lictors - Will catch at us like strumpets, and scald rhymers - Ballad us out o' tune; the quick comedians - Extemporally will stage us, and present - Our Alexandrian revels; Antony - Shall be brought drunken forth, and I shall see - Some squeaking Cleopatra boy my greatness - I' th' posture of a whore. - IRAS. O the good gods! - CLEOPATRA. Nay, that's certain. - IRAS. I'll never see't, for I am sure mine nails - Are stronger than mine eyes. - CLEOPATRA. Why, that's the way - To fool their preparation and to conquer - Their most absurd intents. - - Enter CHARMIAN - - Now, Charmian! - Show me, my women, like a queen. Go fetch - My best attires. I am again for Cydnus, - To meet Mark Antony. Sirrah, Iras, go. - Now, noble Charmian, we'll dispatch indeed; - And when thou hast done this chare, I'll give thee leave - To play till doomsday. Bring our crown and all. - Exit IRAS. A noise within - Wherefore's this noise? - - Enter a GUARDSMAN - - GUARDSMAN. Here is a rural fellow - That will not be denied your Highness' presence. - He brings you figs. - CLEOPATRA. Let him come in. Exit GUARDSMAN - What poor an instrument - May do a noble deed! He brings me liberty. - My resolution's plac'd, and I have nothing - Of woman in me. Now from head to foot - I am marble-constant; now the fleeting moon - No planet is of mine. - - Re-enter GUARDSMAN and CLOWN, with a basket - - GUARDSMAN. This is the man. - CLEOPATRA. Avoid, and leave him. Exit GUARDSMAN - Hast thou the pretty worm of Nilus there - That kills and pains not? - CLOWN. Truly, I have him. But I would not be the party that should - desire you to touch him, for his biting is immortal; those that - do die of it do seldom or never recover. - CLEOPATRA. Remember'st thou any that have died on't? - CLOWN. Very many, men and women too. I heard of one of them no - longer than yesterday: a very honest woman, but something given - to lie, as a woman should not do but in the way of honesty; how - she died of the biting of it, what pain she felt- truly she makes - a very good report o' th' worm. But he that will believe all that - they say shall never be saved by half that they do. But this is - most falliable, the worm's an odd worm. - CLEOPATRA. Get thee hence; farewell. - CLOWN. I wish you all joy of the worm. - [Sets down the basket] - CLEOPATRA. Farewell. - CLOWN. You must think this, look you, that the worm will do his - kind. - CLEOPATRA. Ay, ay; farewell. - CLOWN. Look you, the worm is not to be trusted but in the keeping - of wise people; for indeed there is no goodness in the worm. - CLEOPATRA. Take thou no care; it shall be heeded. - CLOWN. Very good. Give it nothing, I pray you, for it is not worth - the feeding. - CLEOPATRA. Will it eat me? - CLOWN. You must not think I am so simple but I know the devil - himself will not eat a woman. I know that a woman is a dish for - the gods, if the devil dress her not. But truly, these same - whoreson devils do the gods great harm in their women, for in - every ten that they make the devils mar five. - CLEOPATRA. Well, get thee gone; farewell. - CLOWN. Yes, forsooth. I wish you joy o' th' worm. Exit - - Re-enter IRAS, with a robe, crown, &c. - - CLEOPATRA. Give me my robe, put on my crown; I have - Immortal longings in me. Now no more - The juice of Egypt's grape shall moist this lip. - Yare, yare, good Iras; quick. Methinks I hear - Antony call. I see him rouse himself - To praise my noble act. I hear him mock - The luck of Caesar, which the gods give men - To excuse their after wrath. Husband, I come. - Now to that name my courage prove my title! - I am fire and air; my other elements - I give to baser life. So, have you done? - Come then, and take the last warmth of my lips. - Farewell, kind Charmian. Iras, long farewell. - [Kisses them. IRAS falls and dies] - Have I the aspic in my lips? Dost fall? - If thus thou and nature can so gently part, - The stroke of death is as a lover's pinch, - Which hurts and is desir'd. Dost thou lie still? - If thou vanishest, thou tell'st the world - It is not worth leave-taking. - CHARMIAN. Dissolve, thick cloud, and rain, that I may say - The gods themselves do weep. - CLEOPATRA. This proves me base. - If she first meet the curled Antony, - He'll make demand of her, and spend that kiss - Which is my heaven to have. Come, thou mortal wretch, - [To an asp, which she applies to her breast] - With thy sharp teeth this knot intrinsicate - Of life at once untie. Poor venomous fool, - Be angry and dispatch. O couldst thou speak, - That I might hear thee call great Caesar ass - Unpolicied! - CHARMIAN. O Eastern star! - CLEOPATRA. Peace, peace! - Dost thou not see my baby at my breast - That sucks the nurse asleep? - CHARMIAN. O, break! O, break! - CLEOPATRA. As sweet as balm, as soft as air, as gentle- - O Antony! Nay, I will take thee too: - [Applying another asp to her arm] - What should I stay- [Dies] - CHARMIAN. In this vile world? So, fare thee well. - Now boast thee, death, in thy possession lies - A lass unparallel'd. Downy windows, close; - And golden Phoebus never be beheld - Of eyes again so royal! Your crown's awry; - I'll mend it and then play- - - Enter the guard, rushing in - - FIRST GUARD. Where's the Queen? - CHARMIAN. Speak softly, wake her not. - FIRST GUARD. Caesar hath sent- - CHARMIAN. Too slow a messenger. [Applies an asp] - O, come apace, dispatch. I partly feel thee. - FIRST GUARD. Approach, ho! All's not well: Caesar's beguil'd. - SECOND GUARD. There's Dolabella sent from Caesar; call him. - FIRST GUARD. What work is here! Charmian, is this well done? - CHARMIAN. It is well done, and fitting for a princes - Descended of so many royal kings. - Ah, soldier! [CHARMIAN dies] - - Re-enter DOLABELLA - - DOLABELLA. How goes it here? - SECOND GUARD. All dead. - DOLABELLA. Caesar, thy thoughts - Touch their effects in this. Thyself art coming - To see perform'd the dreaded act which thou - So sought'st to hinder. - [Within: 'A way there, a way for Caesar!'] - - Re-enter CAESAR and all his train - - DOLABELLA. O sir, you are too sure an augurer: - That you did fear is done. - CAESAR. Bravest at the last, - She levell'd at our purposes, and being royal, - Took her own way. The manner of their deaths? - I do not see them bleed. - DOLABELLA. Who was last with them? - FIRST GUARD. A simple countryman that brought her figs. - This was his basket. - CAESAR. Poison'd then. - FIRST GUARD. O Caesar, - This Charmian liv'd but now; she stood and spake. - I found her trimming up the diadem - On her dead mistress. Tremblingly she stood, - And on the sudden dropp'd. - CAESAR. O noble weakness! - If they had swallow'd poison 'twould appear - By external swelling; but she looks like sleep, - As she would catch another Antony - In her strong toil of grace. - DOLABELLA. Here on her breast - There is a vent of blood, and something blown; - The like is on her arm. - FIRST GUARD. This is an aspic's trail; and these fig-leaves - Have slime upon them, such as th' aspic leaves - Upon the caves of Nile. - CAESAR. Most probable - That so she died; for her physician tells me - She hath pursu'd conclusions infinite - Of easy ways to die. Take up her bed, - And bear her women from the monument. - She shall be buried by her Antony; - No grave upon the earth shall clip in it - A pair so famous. High events as these - Strike those that make them; and their story is - No less in pity than his glory which - Brought them to be lamented. Our army shall - In solemn show attend this funeral, - And then to Rome. Come, Dolabella, see - High order in this great solemnity. Exeunt - - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1601 - -AS YOU LIKE IT - -by William Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE. - - DUKE, living in exile - FREDERICK, his brother, and usurper of his dominions - AMIENS, lord attending on the banished Duke - JAQUES, " " " " " " - LE BEAU, a courtier attending upon Frederick - CHARLES, wrestler to Frederick - OLIVER, son of Sir Rowland de Boys - JAQUES, " " " " " " - ORLANDO, " " " " " " - ADAM, servant to Oliver - DENNIS, " " " - TOUCHSTONE, the court jester - SIR OLIVER MARTEXT, a vicar - CORIN, shepherd - SILVIUS, " - WILLIAM, a country fellow, in love with Audrey - A person representing HYMEN - - ROSALIND, daughter to the banished Duke - CELIA, daughter to Frederick - PHEBE, a shepherdes - AUDREY, a country wench - - Lords, Pages, Foresters, and Attendants - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -OLIVER'S house; FREDERICK'S court; and the Forest of Arden - -ACT I. SCENE I. -Orchard of OLIVER'S house - -Enter ORLANDO and ADAM - - ORLANDO. As I remember, Adam, it was upon this fashion bequeathed - me by will but poor a thousand crowns, and, as thou say'st, - charged my brother, on his blessing, to breed me well; and there - begins my sadness. My brother Jaques he keeps at school, and - report speaks goldenly of his profit. For my part, he keeps me - rustically at home, or, to speak more properly, stays me here at - home unkept; for call you that keeping for a gentleman of my - birth that differs not from the stalling of an ox? His horses are - bred better; for, besides that they are fair with their feeding, - they are taught their manage, and to that end riders dearly - hir'd; but I, his brother, gain nothing under him but growth; for - the which his animals on his dunghills are as much bound to him - as I. Besides this nothing that he so plentifully gives me, the - something that nature gave me his countenance seems to take from - me. He lets me feed with his hinds, bars me the place of a - brother, and as much as in him lies, mines my gentility with my - education. This is it, Adam, that grieves me; and the spirit of - my father, which I think is within me, begins to mutiny against - this servitude. I will no longer endure it, though yet I know no - wise remedy how to avoid it. - - Enter OLIVER - - ADAM. Yonder comes my master, your brother. - ORLANDO. Go apart, Adam, and thou shalt hear how he will shake me - up. [ADAM retires] - OLIVER. Now, sir! what make you here? - ORLANDO. Nothing; I am not taught to make any thing. - OLIVER. What mar you then, sir? - ORLANDO. Marry, sir, I am helping you to mar that which God made, a - poor unworthy brother of yours, with idleness. - OLIVER. Marry, sir, be better employed, and be nought awhile. - ORLANDO. Shall I keep your hogs, and eat husks with them? What - prodigal portion have I spent that I should come to such penury? - OLIVER. Know you where you are, sir? - ORLANDO. O, sir, very well; here in your orchard. - OLIVER. Know you before whom, sir? - ORLANDO. Ay, better than him I am before knows me. I know you are - my eldest brother; and in the gentle condition of blood, you - should so know me. The courtesy of nations allows you my better - in that you are the first-born; but the same tradition takes not - away my blood, were there twenty brothers betwixt us. I have as - much of my father in me as you, albeit I confess your coming - before me is nearer to his reverence. - OLIVER. What, boy! [Strikes him] - ORLANDO. Come, come, elder brother, you are too young in this. - OLIVER. Wilt thou lay hands on me, villain? - ORLANDO. I am no villain; I am the youngest son of Sir Rowland de - Boys. He was my father; and he is thrice a villain that says such - a father begot villains. Wert thou not my brother, I would not - take this hand from thy throat till this other had pull'd out thy - tongue for saying so. Thou has rail'd on thyself. - ADAM. [Coming forward] Sweet masters, be patient; for your father's - remembrance, be at accord. - OLIVER. Let me go, I say. - ORLANDO. I will not, till I please; you shall hear me. My father - charg'd you in his will to give me good education: you have - train'd me like a peasant, obscuring and hiding from me all - gentleman-like qualities. The spirit of my father grows strong in - me, and I will no longer endure it; therefore allow me such - exercises as may become a gentleman, or give me the poor - allottery my father left me by testament; with that I will go buy - my fortunes. - OLIVER. And what wilt thou do? Beg, when that is spent? Well, sir, - get you in. I will not long be troubled with you; you shall have - some part of your will. I pray you leave me. - ORLANDO. I no further offend you than becomes me for my good. - OLIVER. Get you with him, you old dog. - ADAM. Is 'old dog' my reward? Most true, I have lost my teeth in - your service. God be with my old master! He would not have spoke - such a word. - Exeunt ORLANDO and ADAM - OLIVER. Is it even so? Begin you to grow upon me? I will physic - your rankness, and yet give no thousand crowns neither. Holla, - Dennis! - - Enter DENNIS - - DENNIS. Calls your worship? - OLIVER. not Charles, the Duke's wrestler, here to speak with me? - DENNIS. So please you, he is here at the door and importunes access - to you. - OLIVER. Call him in. [Exit DENNIS] 'Twill be a good way; and - to-morrow the wrestling is. - - Enter CHARLES - - CHARLES. Good morrow to your worship. - OLIVER. Good Monsieur Charles! What's the new news at the new - court? - CHARLES. There's no news at the court, sir, but the old news; that - is, the old Duke is banished by his younger brother the new Duke; - and three or four loving lords have put themselves into voluntary - exile with him, whose lands and revenues enrich the new Duke; - therefore he gives them good leave to wander. - OLIVER. Can you tell if Rosalind, the Duke's daughter, be banished - with her father? - CHARLES. O, no; for the Duke's daughter, her cousin, so loves her, - being ever from their cradles bred together, that she would have - followed her exile, or have died to stay behind her. She is at - the court, and no less beloved of her uncle than his own - daughter; and never two ladies loved as they do. - OLIVER. Where will the old Duke live? - CHARLES. They say he is already in the Forest of Arden, and a many - merry men with him; and there they live like the old Robin Hood - of England. They say many young gentlemen flock to him every day, - and fleet the time carelessly, as they did in the golden world. - OLIVER. What, you wrestle to-morrow before the new Duke? - CHARLES. Marry, do I, sir; and I came to acquaint you with a - matter. I am given, sir, secretly to understand that your younger - brother, Orlando, hath a disposition to come in disguis'd against - me to try a fall. To-morrow, sir, I wrestle for my credit; and he - that escapes me without some broken limb shall acquit him well. - Your brother is but young and tender; and, for your love, I would - be loath to foil him, as I must, for my own honour, if he come - in; therefore, out of my love to you, I came hither to acquaint - you withal, that either you might stay him from his intendment, - or brook such disgrace well as he shall run into, in that it is - thing of his own search and altogether against my will. - OLIVER. Charles, I thank thee for thy love to me, which thou shalt - find I will most kindly requite. I had myself notice of my - brother's purpose herein, and have by underhand means laboured to - dissuade him from it; but he is resolute. I'll tell thee, - Charles, it is the stubbornest young fellow of France; full of - ambition, an envious emulator of every man's good parts, a secret - and villainous contriver against me his natural brother. - Therefore use thy discretion: I had as lief thou didst break his - neck as his finger. And thou wert best look to't; for if thou - dost him any slight disgrace, or if he do not mightily grace - himself on thee, he will practise against thee by poison, entrap - thee by some treacherous device, and never leave thee till he - hath ta'en thy life by some indirect means or other; for, I - assure thee, and almost with tears I speak it, there is not one - so young and so villainous this day living. I speak but brotherly - of him; but should I anatomize him to thee as he is, I must blush - and weep, and thou must look pale and wonder. - CHARLES. I am heartily glad I came hither to you. If he come - to-morrow I'll give him his payment. If ever he go alone again, - I'll never wrestle for prize more. And so, God keep your worship! - Exit - OLIVER. Farewell, good Charles. Now will I stir this gamester. I - hope I shall see an end of him; for my soul, yet I know not why, - hates nothing more than he. Yet he's gentle; never school'd and - yet learned; full of noble device; of all sorts enchantingly - beloved; and, indeed, so much in the heart of the world, and - especially of my own people, who best know him, that I am - altogether misprised. But it shall not be so long; this wrestler - shall clear all. Nothing remains but that I kindle the boy - thither, which now I'll go about. Exit - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -SCENE II. -A lawn before the DUKE'S palace - -Enter ROSALIND and CELIA - - CELIA. I pray thee, Rosalind, sweet my coz, be merry. - ROSALIND. Dear Celia, I show more mirth than I am mistress of; and - would you yet I were merrier? Unless you could teach me to forget - a banished father, you must not learn me how to remember any - extraordinary pleasure. - CELIA. Herein I see thou lov'st me not with the full weight that I - love thee. If my uncle, thy banished father, had banished thy - uncle, the Duke my father, so thou hadst been still with me, I - could have taught my love to take thy father for mine; so wouldst - thou, if the truth of thy love to me were so righteously temper'd - as mine is to thee. - ROSALIND. Well, I will forget the condition of my estate, to - rejoice in yours. - CELIA. You know my father hath no child but I, nor none is like to - have; and, truly, when he dies thou shalt be his heir; for what - he hath taken away from thy father perforce, I will render thee - again in affection. By mine honour, I will; and when I break that - oath, let me turn monster; therefore, my sweet Rose, my dear - Rose, be merry. - ROSALIND. From henceforth I will, coz, and devise sports. - Let me see; what think you of falling in love? - CELIA. Marry, I prithee, do, to make sport withal; but love no man - in good earnest, nor no further in sport neither than with safety - of a pure blush thou mayst in honour come off again. - ROSALIND. What shall be our sport, then? - CELIA. Let us sit and mock the good housewife Fortune from her - wheel, that her gifts may henceforth be bestowed equally. - ROSALIND. I would we could do so; for her benefits are mightily - misplaced; and the bountiful blind woman doth most mistake in her - gifts to women. - CELIA. 'Tis true; for those that she makes fair she scarce makes - honest; and those that she makes honest she makes very - ill-favouredly. - ROSALIND. Nay; now thou goest from Fortune's office to Nature's: - Fortune reigns in gifts of the world, not in the lineaments of - Nature. - - Enter TOUCHSTONE - - CELIA. No; when Nature hath made a fair creature, may she not by - Fortune fall into the fire? Though Nature hath given us wit to - flout at Fortune, hath not Fortune sent in this fool to cut off - the argument? - ROSALIND. Indeed, there is Fortune too hard for Nature, when - Fortune makes Nature's natural the cutter-off of Nature's wit. - CELIA. Peradventure this is not Fortune's work neither, but - Nature's, who perceiveth our natural wits too dull to reason of - such goddesses, and hath sent this natural for our whetstone; for - always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits. How - now, wit! Whither wander you? - TOUCHSTONE. Mistress, you must come away to your father. - CELIA. Were you made the messenger? - TOUCHSTONE. No, by mine honour; but I was bid to come for you. - ROSALIND. Where learned you that oath, fool? - TOUCHSTONE. Of a certain knight that swore by his honour they were - good pancakes, and swore by his honour the mustard was naught. - Now I'll stand to it, the pancakes were naught and the mustard - was good, and yet was not the knight forsworn. - CELIA. How prove you that, in the great heap of your knowledge? - ROSALIND. Ay, marry, now unmuzzle your wisdom. - TOUCHSTONE. Stand you both forth now: stroke your chins, and swear - by your beards that I am a knave. - CELIA. By our beards, if we had them, thou art. - TOUCHSTONE. By my knavery, if I had it, then I were. But if you - swear by that that not, you are not forsworn; no more was this - knight, swearing by his honour, for he never had any; or if he - had, he had sworn it away before ever he saw those pancackes or - that mustard. - CELIA. Prithee, who is't that thou mean'st? - TOUCHSTONE. One that old Frederick, your father, loves. - CELIA. My father's love is enough to honour him. Enough, speak no - more of him; you'll be whipt for taxation one of these days. - TOUCHSTONE. The more pity that fools may not speak wisely what wise - men do foolishly. - CELIA. By my troth, thou sayest true; for since the little wit that - fools have was silenced, the little foolery that wise men have - makes a great show. Here comes Monsieur Le Beau. - - Enter LE BEAU - - ROSALIND. With his mouth full of news. - CELIA. Which he will put on us as pigeons feed their young. - ROSALIND. Then shall we be news-cramm'd. - CELIA. All the better; we shall be the more marketable. Bon jour, - Monsieur Le Beau. What's the news? - LE BEAU. Fair Princess, you have lost much good sport. - CELIA. Sport! of what colour? - LE BEAU. What colour, madam? How shall I answer you? - ROSALIND. As wit and fortune will. - TOUCHSTONE. Or as the Destinies decrees. - CELIA. Well said; that was laid on with a trowel. - TOUCHSTONE. Nay, if I keep not my rank- - ROSALIND. Thou losest thy old smell. - LE BEAU. You amaze me, ladies. I would have told you of good - wrestling, which you have lost the sight of. - ROSALIND. Yet tell us the manner of the wrestling. - LE BEAU. I will tell you the beginning, and, if it please your - ladyships, you may see the end; for the best is yet to do; and - here, where you are, they are coming to perform it. - CELIA. Well, the beginning, that is dead and buried. - LE BEAU. There comes an old man and his three sons- - CELIA. I could match this beginning with an old tale. - LE BEAU. Three proper young men, of excellent growth and presence. - ROSALIND. With bills on their necks: 'Be it known unto all men by - these presents'- - LE BEAU. The eldest of the three wrestled with Charles, the Duke's - wrestler; which Charles in a moment threw him, and broke three of - his ribs, that there is little hope of life in him. So he serv'd - the second, and so the third. Yonder they lie; the poor old man, - their father, making such pitiful dole over them that all the - beholders take his part with weeping. - ROSALIND. Alas! - TOUCHSTONE. But what is the sport, monsieur, that the ladies have - lost? - LE BEAU. Why, this that I speak of. - TOUCHSTONE. Thus men may grow wiser every day. It is the first time - that ever I heard breaking of ribs was sport for ladies. - CELIA. Or I, I promise thee. - ROSALIND. But is there any else longs to see this broken music in - his sides? Is there yet another dotes upon rib-breaking? Shall we - see this wrestling, cousin? - LE BEAU. You must, if you stay here; for here is the place - appointed for the wrestling, and they are ready to perform it. - CELIA. Yonder, sure, they are coming. Let us now stay and see it. - - Flourish. Enter DUKE FREDERICK, LORDS, ORLANDO, - CHARLES, and ATTENDANTS - - FREDERICK. Come on; since the youth will not be entreated, his own - peril on his forwardness. - ROSALIND. Is yonder the man? - LE BEAU. Even he, madam. - CELIA. Alas, he is too young; yet he looks successfully. - FREDERICK. How now, daughter and cousin! Are you crept hither to - see the wrestling? - ROSALIND. Ay, my liege; so please you give us leave. - FREDERICK. You will take little delight in it, I can tell you, - there is such odds in the man. In pity of the challenger's youth - I would fain dissuade him, but he will not be entreated. Speak to - him, ladies; see if you can move him. - CELIA. Call him hither, good Monsieur Le Beau. - FREDERICK. Do so; I'll not be by. - [DUKE FREDERICK goes apart] - LE BEAU. Monsieur the Challenger, the Princess calls for you. - ORLANDO. I attend them with all respect and duty. - ROSALIND. Young man, have you challeng'd Charles the wrestler? - ORLANDO. No, fair Princess; he is the general challenger. I come - but in, as others do, to try with him the strength of my youth. - CELIA. Young gentleman, your spirits are too bold for your years. - You have seen cruel proof of this man's strength; if you saw - yourself with your eyes, or knew yourself with your judgment, the - fear of your adventure would counsel you to a more equal - enterprise. We pray you, for your own sake, to embrace your own - safety and give over this attempt. - ROSALIND. Do, young sir; your reputation shall not therefore be - misprised: we will make it our suit to the Duke that the - wrestling might not go forward. - ORLANDO. I beseech you, punish me not with your hard thoughts, - wherein I confess me much guilty to deny so fair and excellent - ladies any thing. But let your fair eyes and gentle wishes go - with me to my trial; wherein if I be foil'd there is but one - sham'd that was never gracious; if kill'd, but one dead that is - willing to be so. I shall do my friends no wrong, for I have none - to lament me; the world no injury, for in it I have nothing; only - in the world I fill up a place, which may be better supplied when - I have made it empty. - ROSALIND. The little strength that I have, I would it were with - you. - CELIA. And mine to eke out hers. - ROSALIND. Fare you well. Pray heaven I be deceiv'd in you! - CELIA. Your heart's desires be with you! - CHARLES. Come, where is this young gallant that is so desirous to - lie with his mother earth? - ORLANDO. Ready, sir; but his will hath in it a more modest working. - FREDERICK. You shall try but one fall. - CHARLES. No, I warrant your Grace, you shall not entreat him to a - second, that have so mightily persuaded him from a first. - ORLANDO. You mean to mock me after; you should not have mock'd me - before; but come your ways. - ROSALIND. Now, Hercules be thy speed, young man! - CELIA. I would I were invisible, to catch the strong fellow by the - leg. [They wrestle] - ROSALIND. O excellent young man! - CELIA. If I had a thunderbolt in mine eye, I can tell who should - down. - [CHARLES is thrown. Shout] - FREDERICK. No more, no more. - ORLANDO. Yes, I beseech your Grace; I am not yet well breath'd. - FREDERICK. How dost thou, Charles? - LE BEAU. He cannot speak, my lord. - FREDERICK. Bear him away. What is thy name, young man? - ORLANDO. Orlando, my liege; the youngest son of Sir Rowland de - Boys. - FREDERICK. I would thou hadst been son to some man else. - The world esteem'd thy father honourable, - But I did find him still mine enemy. - Thou shouldst have better pleas'd me with this deed, - Hadst thou descended from another house. - But fare thee well; thou art a gallant youth; - I would thou hadst told me of another father. - Exeunt DUKE, train, and LE BEAU - CELIA. Were I my father, coz, would I do this? - ORLANDO. I am more proud to be Sir Rowland's son, - His youngest son- and would not change that calling - To be adopted heir to Frederick. - ROSALIND. My father lov'd Sir Rowland as his soul, - And all the world was of my father's mind; - Had I before known this young man his son, - I should have given him tears unto entreaties - Ere he should thus have ventur'd. - CELIA. Gentle cousin, - Let us go thank him, and encourage him; - My father's rough and envious disposition - Sticks me at heart. Sir, you have well deserv'd; - If you do keep your promises in love - But justly as you have exceeded all promise, - Your mistress shall be happy. - ROSALIND. Gentleman, [Giving him a chain from her neck] - Wear this for me; one out of suits with fortune, - That could give more, but that her hand lacks means. - Shall we go, coz? - CELIA. Ay. Fare you well, fair gentleman. - ORLANDO. Can I not say 'I thank you'? My better parts - Are all thrown down; and that which here stands up - Is but a quintain, a mere lifeless block. - ROSALIND. He calls us back. My pride fell with my fortunes; - I'll ask him what he would. Did you call, sir? - Sir, you have wrestled well, and overthrown - More than your enemies. - CELIA. Will you go, coz? - ROSALIND. Have with you. Fare you well. - Exeunt ROSALIND and CELIA - ORLANDO. What passion hangs these weights upon my tongue? - I cannot speak to her, yet she urg'd conference. - O poor Orlando, thou art overthrown! - Or Charles or something weaker masters thee. - - Re-enter LE BEAU - - LE BEAU. Good sir, I do in friendship counsel you - To leave this place. Albeit you have deserv'd - High commendation, true applause, and love, - Yet such is now the Duke's condition - That he misconstrues all that you have done. - The Duke is humorous; what he is, indeed, - More suits you to conceive than I to speak of. - ORLANDO. I thank you, sir; and pray you tell me this: - Which of the two was daughter of the Duke - That here was at the wrestling? - LE BEAU. Neither his daughter, if we judge by manners; - But yet, indeed, the smaller is his daughter; - The other is daughter to the banish'd Duke, - And here detain'd by her usurping uncle, - To keep his daughter company; whose loves - Are dearer than the natural bond of sisters. - But I can tell you that of late this Duke - Hath ta'en displeasure 'gainst his gentle niece, - Grounded upon no other argument - But that the people praise her for her virtues - And pity her for her good father's sake; - And, on my life, his malice 'gainst the lady - Will suddenly break forth. Sir, fare you well. - Hereafter, in a better world than this, - I shall desire more love and knowledge of you. - ORLANDO. I rest much bounden to you; fare you well. - Exit LE BEAU - Thus must I from the smoke into the smother; - From tyrant Duke unto a tyrant brother. - But heavenly Rosalind! Exit - - - - -SCENE III. -The DUKE's palace - -Enter CELIA and ROSALIND - - CELIA. Why, cousin! why, Rosalind! Cupid have mercy! - Not a word? - ROSALIND. Not one to throw at a dog. - CELIA. No, thy words are too precious to be cast away upon curs; - throw some of them at me; come, lame me with reasons. - ROSALIND. Then there were two cousins laid up, when the one should - be lam'd with reasons and the other mad without any. - CELIA. But is all this for your father? - ROSALIND. No, some of it is for my child's father. O, how full of - briers is this working-day world! - CELIA. They are but burs, cousin, thrown upon thee in holiday - foolery; if we walk not in the trodden paths, our very petticoats - will catch them. - ROSALIND. I could shake them off my coat: these burs are in my - heart. - CELIA. Hem them away. - ROSALIND. I would try, if I could cry 'hem' and have him. - CELIA. Come, come, wrestle with thy affections. - ROSALIND. O, they take the part of a better wrestler than myself. - CELIA. O, a good wish upon you! You will try in time, in despite of - a fall. But, turning these jests out of service, let us talk in - good earnest. Is it possible, on such a sudden, you should fall - into so strong a liking with old Sir Rowland's youngest son? - ROSALIND. The Duke my father lov'd his father dearly. - CELIA. Doth it therefore ensue that you should love his son dearly? - By this kind of chase I should hate him, for my father hated his - father dearly; yet I hate not Orlando. - ROSALIND. No, faith, hate him not, for my sake. - CELIA. Why should I not? Doth he not deserve well? - - Enter DUKE FREDERICK, with LORDS - - ROSALIND. Let me love him for that; and do you love him because I - do. Look, here comes the Duke. - CELIA. With his eyes full of anger. - FREDERICK. Mistress, dispatch you with your safest haste, - And get you from our court. - ROSALIND. Me, uncle? - FREDERICK. You, cousin. - Within these ten days if that thou beest found - So near our public court as twenty miles, - Thou diest for it. - ROSALIND. I do beseech your Grace, - Let me the knowledge of my fault bear with me. - If with myself I hold intelligence, - Or have acquaintance with mine own desires; - If that I do not dream, or be not frantic- - As I do trust I am not- then, dear uncle, - Never so much as in a thought unborn - Did I offend your Highness. - FREDERICK. Thus do all traitors; - If their purgation did consist in words, - They are as innocent as grace itself. - Let it suffice thee that I trust thee not. - ROSALIND. Yet your mistrust cannot make me a traitor. - Tell me whereon the likelihood depends. - FREDERICK. Thou art thy father's daughter; there's enough. - ROSALIND. SO was I when your Highness took his dukedom; - So was I when your Highness banish'd him. - Treason is not inherited, my lord; - Or, if we did derive it from our friends, - What's that to me? My father was no traitor. - Then, good my liege, mistake me not so much - To think my poverty is treacherous. - CELIA. Dear sovereign, hear me speak. - FREDERICK. Ay, Celia; we stay'd her for your sake, - Else had she with her father rang'd along. - CELIA. I did not then entreat to have her stay; - It was your pleasure, and your own remorse; - I was too young that time to value her, - But now I know her. If she be a traitor, - Why so am I: we still have slept together, - Rose at an instant, learn'd, play'd, eat together; - And wheresoe'er we went, like Juno's swans, - Still we went coupled and inseparable. - FREDERICK. She is too subtle for thee; and her smoothness, - Her very silence and her patience, - Speak to the people, and they pity her. - Thou art a fool. She robs thee of thy name; - And thou wilt show more bright and seem more virtuous - When she is gone. Then open not thy lips. - Firm and irrevocable is my doom - Which I have pass'd upon her; she is banish'd. - CELIA. Pronounce that sentence, then, on me, my liege; - I cannot live out of her company. - FREDERICK. You are a fool. You, niece, provide yourself. - If you outstay the time, upon mine honour, - And in the greatness of my word, you die. - Exeunt DUKE and LORDS - CELIA. O my poor Rosalind! Whither wilt thou go? - Wilt thou change fathers? I will give thee mine. - I charge thee be not thou more griev'd than I am. - ROSALIND. I have more cause. - CELIA. Thou hast not, cousin. - Prithee be cheerful. Know'st thou not the Duke - Hath banish'd me, his daughter? - ROSALIND. That he hath not. - CELIA. No, hath not? Rosalind lacks, then, the love - Which teacheth thee that thou and I am one. - Shall we be sund'red? Shall we part, sweet girl? - No; let my father seek another heir. - Therefore devise with me how we may fly, - Whither to go, and what to bear with us; - And do not seek to take your charge upon you, - To bear your griefs yourself, and leave me out; - For, by this heaven, now at our sorrows pale, - Say what thou canst, I'll go along with thee. - ROSALIND. Why, whither shall we go? - CELIA. To seek my uncle in the Forest of Arden. - ROSALIND. Alas, what danger will it be to us, - Maids as we are, to travel forth so far! - Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold. - CELIA. I'll put myself in poor and mean attire, - And with a kind of umber smirch my face; - The like do you; so shall we pass along, - And never stir assailants. - ROSALIND. Were it not better, - Because that I am more than common tall, - That I did suit me all points like a man? - A gallant curtle-axe upon my thigh, - A boar spear in my hand; and- in my heart - Lie there what hidden woman's fear there will- - We'll have a swashing and a martial outside, - As many other mannish cowards have - That do outface it with their semblances. - CELIA. What shall I call thee when thou art a man? - ROSALIND. I'll have no worse a name than Jove's own page, - And therefore look you call me Ganymede. - But what will you be call'd? - CELIA. Something that hath a reference to my state: - No longer Celia, but Aliena. - ROSALIND. But, cousin, what if we assay'd to steal - The clownish fool out of your father's court? - Would he not be a comfort to our travel? - CELIA. He'll go along o'er the wide world with me; - Leave me alone to woo him. Let's away, - And get our jewels and our wealth together; - Devise the fittest time and safest way - To hide us from pursuit that will be made - After my flight. Now go we in content - To liberty, and not to banishment. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE I. -The Forest of Arden - -Enter DUKE SENIOR, AMIENS, and two or three LORDS, like foresters - - DUKE SENIOR. Now, my co-mates and brothers in exile, - Hath not old custom made this life more sweet - Than that of painted pomp? Are not these woods - More free from peril than the envious court? - Here feel we not the penalty of Adam, - The seasons' difference; as the icy fang - And churlish chiding of the winter's wind, - Which when it bites and blows upon my body, - Even till I shrink with cold, I smile and say - 'This is no flattery; these are counsellors - That feelingly persuade me what I am.' - Sweet are the uses of adversity, - Which, like the toad, ugly and venomous, - Wears yet a precious jewel in his head; - And this our life, exempt from public haunt, - Finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, - Sermons in stones, and good in everything. - I would not change it. - AMIENS. Happy is your Grace, - That can translate the stubbornness of fortune - Into so quiet and so sweet a style. - DUKE SENIOR. Come, shall we go and kill us venison? - And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, - Being native burghers of this desert city, - Should, in their own confines, with forked heads - Have their round haunches gor'd. - FIRST LORD. Indeed, my lord, - The melancholy Jaques grieves at that; - And, in that kind, swears you do more usurp - Than doth your brother that hath banish'd you. - To-day my Lord of Amiens and myself - Did steal behind him as he lay along - Under an oak whose antique root peeps out - Upon the brook that brawls along this wood! - To the which place a poor sequest'red stag, - That from the hunter's aim had ta'en a hurt, - Did come to languish; and, indeed, my lord, - The wretched animal heav'd forth such groans - That their discharge did stretch his leathern coat - Almost to bursting; and the big round tears - Cours'd one another down his innocent nose - In piteous chase; and thus the hairy fool, - Much marked of the melancholy Jaques, - Stood on th' extremest verge of the swift brook, - Augmenting it with tears. - DUKE SENIOR. But what said Jaques? - Did he not moralize this spectacle? - FIRST LORD. O, yes, into a thousand similes. - First, for his weeping into the needless stream: - 'Poor deer,' quoth he 'thou mak'st a testament - As worldlings do, giving thy sum of more - To that which had too much.' Then, being there alone, - Left and abandoned of his velvet friends: - ''Tis right'; quoth he 'thus misery doth part - The flux of company.' Anon, a careless herd, - Full of the pasture, jumps along by him - And never stays to greet him. 'Ay,' quoth Jaques - 'Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens; - 'Tis just the fashion. Wherefore do you look - Upon that poor and broken bankrupt there?' - Thus most invectively he pierceth through - The body of the country, city, court, - Yea, and of this our life; swearing that we - Are mere usurpers, tyrants, and what's worse, - To fright the animals, and to kill them up - In their assign'd and native dwelling-place. - DUKE SENIOR. And did you leave him in this contemplation? - SECOND LORD. We did, my lord, weeping and commenting - Upon the sobbing deer. - DUKE SENIOR. Show me the place; - I love to cope him in these sullen fits, - For then he's full of matter. - FIRST LORD. I'll bring you to him straight. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -The DUKE'S palace - -Enter DUKE FREDERICK, with LORDS - - FREDERICK. Can it be possible that no man saw them? - It cannot be; some villains of my court - Are of consent and sufferance in this. - FIRST LORD. I cannot hear of any that did see her. - The ladies, her attendants of her chamber, - Saw her abed, and in the morning early - They found the bed untreasur'd of their mistress. - SECOND LORD. My lord, the roynish clown, at whom so oft - Your Grace was wont to laugh, is also missing. - Hisperia, the Princess' gentlewoman, - Confesses that she secretly o'erheard - Your daughter and her cousin much commend - The parts and graces of the wrestler - That did but lately foil the sinewy Charles; - And she believes, wherever they are gone, - That youth is surely in their company. - FREDERICK. Send to his brother; fetch that gallant hither. - If he be absent, bring his brother to me; - I'll make him find him. Do this suddenly; - And let not search and inquisition quail - To bring again these foolish runaways. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Before OLIVER'S house - -Enter ORLANDO and ADAM, meeting - - ORLANDO. Who's there? - ADAM. What, my young master? O my gentle master! - O my sweet master! O you memory - Of old Sir Rowland! Why, what make you here? - Why are you virtuous? Why do people love you? - And wherefore are you gentle, strong, and valiant? - Why would you be so fond to overcome - The bonny prizer of the humorous Duke? - Your praise is come too swiftly home before you. - Know you not, master, to some kind of men - Their graces serve them but as enemies? - No more do yours. Your virtues, gentle master, - Are sanctified and holy traitors to you. - O, what a world is this, when what is comely - Envenoms him that bears it! - ORLANDO. Why, what's the matter? - ADAM. O unhappy youth! - Come not within these doors; within this roof - The enemy of all your graces lives. - Your brother- no, no brother; yet the son- - Yet not the son; I will not call him son - Of him I was about to call his father- - Hath heard your praises; and this night he means - To burn the lodging where you use to lie, - And you within it. If he fail of that, - He will have other means to cut you off; - I overheard him and his practices. - This is no place; this house is but a butchery; - Abhor it, fear it, do not enter it. - ORLANDO. Why, whither, Adam, wouldst thou have me go? - ADAM. No matter whither, so you come not here. - ORLANDO. What, wouldst thou have me go and beg my food, - Or with a base and boist'rous sword enforce - A thievish living on the common road? - This I must do, or know not what to do; - Yet this I will not do, do how I can. - I rather will subject me to the malice - Of a diverted blood and bloody brother. - ADAM. But do not so. I have five hundred crowns, - The thrifty hire I sav'd under your father, - Which I did store to be my foster-nurse, - When service should in my old limbs lie lame, - And unregarded age in corners thrown. - Take that, and He that doth the ravens feed, - Yea, providently caters for the sparrow, - Be comfort to my age! Here is the gold; - All this I give you. Let me be your servant; - Though I look old, yet I am strong and lusty; - For in my youth I never did apply - Hot and rebellious liquors in my blood, - Nor did not with unbashful forehead woo - The means of weakness and debility; - Therefore my age is as a lusty winter, - Frosty, but kindly. Let me go with you; - I'll do the service of a younger man - In all your business and necessities. - ORLANDO. O good old man, how well in thee appears - The constant service of the antique world, - When service sweat for duty, not for meed! - Thou art not for the fashion of these times, - Where none will sweat but for promotion, - And having that do choke their service up - Even with the having; it is not so with thee. - But, poor old man, thou prun'st a rotten tree - That cannot so much as a blossom yield - In lieu of all thy pains and husbandry. - But come thy ways, we'll go along together, - And ere we have thy youthful wages spent - We'll light upon some settled low content. - ADAM. Master, go on; and I will follow the - To the last gasp, with truth and loyalty. - From seventeen years till now almost four-score - Here lived I, but now live here no more. - At seventeen years many their fortunes seek, - But at fourscore it is too late a week; - Yet fortune cannot recompense me better - Than to die well and not my master's debtor. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -The Forest of Arden - -Enter ROSALIND for GANYMEDE, CELIA for ALIENA, and CLOWN alias TOUCHSTONE - - ROSALIND. O Jupiter, how weary are my spirits! - TOUCHSTONE. I Care not for my spirits, if my legs were not weary. - ROSALIND. I could find in my heart to disgrace my man's apparel, - and to cry like a woman; but I must comfort the weaker vessel, as - doublet and hose ought to show itself courageous to petticoat; - therefore, courage, good Aliena. - CELIA. I pray you bear with me; I cannot go no further. - TOUCHSTONE. For my part, I had rather bear with you than bear you; - yet I should bear no cross if I did bear you; for I think you - have no money in your purse. - ROSALIND. Well,. this is the Forest of Arden. - TOUCHSTONE. Ay, now am I in Arden; the more fool I; when I was at - home I was in a better place; but travellers must be content. - - Enter CORIN and SILVIUS - - ROSALIND. Ay, be so, good Touchstone. Look you, who comes here, a - young man and an old in solemn talk. - CORIN. That is the way to make her scorn you still. - SILVIUS. O Corin, that thou knew'st how I do love her! - CORIN. I partly guess; for I have lov'd ere now. - SILVIUS. No, Corin, being old, thou canst not guess, - Though in thy youth thou wast as true a lover - As ever sigh'd upon a midnight pillow. - But if thy love were ever like to mine, - As sure I think did never man love so, - How many actions most ridiculous - Hast thou been drawn to by thy fantasy? - CORIN. Into a thousand that I have forgotten. - SILVIUS. O, thou didst then never love so heartily! - If thou rememb'rest not the slightest folly - That ever love did make thee run into, - Thou hast not lov'd; - Or if thou hast not sat as I do now, - Wearing thy hearer in thy mistress' praise, - Thou hast not lov'd; - Or if thou hast not broke from company - Abruptly, as my passion now makes me, - Thou hast not lov'd. - O Phebe, Phebe, Phebe! Exit Silvius - ROSALIND. Alas, poor shepherd! searching of thy wound, - I have by hard adventure found mine own. - TOUCHSTONE. And I mine. I remember, when I was in love, I broke my - sword upon a stone, and bid him take that for coming a-night to - Jane Smile; and I remember the kissing of her batler, and the - cow's dugs that her pretty chopt hands had milk'd; and I remember - the wooing of peascod instead of her; from whom I took two cods, - and giving her them again, said with weeping tears 'Wear these - for my sake.' We that are true lovers run into strange capers; - but as all is mortal in nature, so is all nature in love mortal - in folly. - ROSALIND. Thou speak'st wiser than thou art ware of. - TOUCHSTONE. Nay, I shall ne'er be ware of mine own wit till I break - my shins against it. - ROSALIND. Jove, Jove! this shepherd's passion - Is much upon my fashion. - TOUCHSTONE. And mine; but it grows something stale with me. - CELIA. I pray you, one of you question yond man - If he for gold will give us any food; - I faint almost to death. - TOUCHSTONE. Holla, you clown! - ROSALIND. Peace, fool; he's not thy Ensman. - CORIN. Who calls? - TOUCHSTONE. Your betters, sir. - CORIN. Else are they very wretched. - ROSALIND. Peace, I say. Good even to you, friend. - CORIN. And to you, gentle sir, and to you all. - ROSALIND. I prithee, shepherd, if that love or gold - Can in this desert place buy entertainment, - Bring us where we may rest ourselves and feed. - Here's a young maid with travel much oppress'd, - And faints for succour. - CORIN. Fair sir, I pity her, - And wish, for her sake more than for mine own, - My fortunes were more able to relieve her; - But I am shepherd to another man, - And do not shear the fleeces that I graze. - My master is of churlish disposition, - And little recks to find the way to heaven - By doing deeds of hospitality. - Besides, his cote, his flocks, and bounds of feed, - Are now on sale; and at our sheepcote now, - By reason of his absence, there is nothing - That you will feed on; but what is, come see, - And in my voice most welcome shall you be. - ROSALIND. What is he that shall buy his flock and pasture? - CORIN. That young swain that you saw here but erewhile, - That little cares for buying any thing. - ROSALIND. I pray thee, if it stand with honesty, - Buy thou the cottage, pasture, and the flock, - And thou shalt have to pay for it of us. - CELIA. And we will mend thy wages. I like this place, - And willingly could waste my time in it. - CORIN. Assuredly the thing is to be sold. - Go with me; if you like upon report - The soil, the profit, and this kind of life, - I will your very faithful feeder be, - And buy it with your gold right suddenly. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -Another part of the forest - -Enter AMIENS, JAQUES, and OTHERS - - SONG - AMIENS. Under the greenwood tree - Who loves to lie with me, - And turn his merry note - Unto the sweet bird's throat, - Come hither, come hither, come hither. - Here shall he see - No enemy - But winter and rough weather. - - JAQUES. More, more, I prithee, more. - AMIENS. It will make you melancholy, Monsieur Jaques. - JAQUES. I thank it. More, I prithee, more. I can suck melancholy - out of a song, as a weasel sucks eggs. More, I prithee, more. - AMIENS. My voice is ragged; I know I cannot please you. - JAQUES. I do not desire you to please me; I do desire you to sing. - Come, more; another stanzo. Call you 'em stanzos? - AMIENS. What you will, Monsieur Jaques. - JAQUES. Nay, I care not for their names; they owe me nothing. Will - you sing? - AMIENS. More at your request than to please myself. - JAQUES. Well then, if ever I thank any man, I'll thank you; but - that they call compliment is like th' encounter of two dog-apes; - and when a man thanks me heartily, methinks have given him a - penny, and he renders me the beggarly thanks. Come, sing; and you - that will not, hold your tongues. - AMIENS. Well, I'll end the song. Sirs, cover the while; the Duke - will drink under this tree. He hath been all this day to look - you. - JAQUES. And I have been all this day to avoid him. He is to - disputable for my company. I think of as many matters as he; but - I give heaven thanks, and make no boast of them. Come, warble, - come. - - SONG - [All together here] - - Who doth ambition shun, - And loves to live i' th' sun, - Seeking the food he eats, - And pleas'd with what he gets, - Come hither, come hither, come hither. - Here shall he see - No enemy - But winter and rough weather. - - JAQUES. I'll give you a verse to this note that I made yesterday in - despite of my invention. - AMIENS. And I'll sing it. - JAQUES. Thus it goes: - - If it do come to pass - That any man turn ass, - Leaving his wealth and ease - A stubborn will to please, - Ducdame, ducdame, ducdame; - Here shall he see - Gross fools as he, - An if he will come to me. - - AMIENS. What's that 'ducdame'? - JAQUES. 'Tis a Greek invocation, to call fools into a circle. I'll - go sleep, if I can; if I cannot, I'll rail against all the - first-born of Egypt. - AMIENS. And I'll go seek the Duke; his banquet is prepar'd. - Exeunt severally - - - - -SCENE VI. -The forest - -Enter ORLANDO and ADAM - - ADAM. Dear master, I can go no further. O, I die for food! Here lie - I down, and measure out my grave. Farewell, kind master. - ORLANDO. Why, how now, Adam! No greater heart in thee? Live a - little; comfort a little; cheer thyself a little. If this uncouth - forest yield anything savage, I will either be food for it or - bring it for food to thee. Thy conceit is nearer death than thy - powers. For my sake be comfortable; hold death awhile at the - arm's end. I will here be with the presently; and if I bring thee - not something to eat, I will give thee leave to die; but if thou - diest before I come, thou art a mocker of my labour. Well said! - thou look'st cheerly; and I'll be with thee quickly. Yet thou - liest in the bleak air. Come, I will bear thee to some shelter; - and thou shalt not die for lack of a dinner, if there live - anything in this desert. Cheerly, good Adam! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VII. -The forest - -A table set out. Enter DUKE SENIOR, AMIENS, and LORDS, like outlaws - - DUKE SENIOR. I think he be transform'd into a beast; - For I can nowhere find him like a man. - FIRST LORD. My lord, he is but even now gone hence; - Here was he merry, hearing of a song. - DUKE SENIOR. If he, compact of jars, grow musical, - We shall have shortly discord in the spheres. - Go seek him; tell him I would speak with him. - - Enter JAQUES - - FIRST LORD. He saves my labour by his own approach. - DUKE SENIOR. Why, how now, monsieur! what a life is this, - That your poor friends must woo your company? - What, you look merrily! - JAQUES. A fool, a fool! I met a fool i' th' forest, - A motley fool. A miserable world! - As I do live by food, I met a fool, - Who laid him down and bask'd him in the sun, - And rail'd on Lady Fortune in good terms, - In good set terms- and yet a motley fool. - 'Good morrow, fool,' quoth I; 'No, sir,' quoth he, - 'Call me not fool till heaven hath sent me fortune.' - And then he drew a dial from his poke, - And, looking on it with lack-lustre eye, - Says very wisely, 'It is ten o'clock; - Thus we may see,' quoth he, 'how the world wags; - 'Tis but an hour ago since it was nine; - And after one hour more 'twill be eleven; - And so, from hour to hour, we ripe and ripe, - And then, from hour to hour, we rot and rot; - And thereby hangs a tale.' When I did hear - The motley fool thus moral on the time, - My lungs began to crow like chanticleer - That fools should be so deep contemplative; - And I did laugh sans intermission - An hour by his dial. O noble fool! - A worthy fool! Motley's the only wear. - DUKE SENIOR. What fool is this? - JAQUES. O worthy fool! One that hath been a courtier, - And says, if ladies be but young and fair, - They have the gift to know it; and in his brain, - Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit - After a voyage, he hath strange places cramm'd - With observation, the which he vents - In mangled forms. O that I were a fool! - I am ambitious for a motley coat. - DUKE SENIOR. Thou shalt have one. - JAQUES. It is my only suit, - Provided that you weed your better judgments - Of all opinion that grows rank in them - That I am wise. I must have liberty - Withal, as large a charter as the wind, - To blow on whom I please, for so fools have; - And they that are most galled with my folly, - They most must laugh. And why, sir, must they so? - The why is plain as way to parish church: - He that a fool doth very wisely hit - Doth very foolishly, although he smart, - Not to seem senseless of the bob; if not, - The wise man's folly is anatomiz'd - Even by the squand'ring glances of the fool. - Invest me in my motley; give me leave - To speak my mind, and I will through and through - Cleanse the foul body of th' infected world, - If they will patiently receive my medicine. - DUKE SENIOR. Fie on thee! I can tell what thou wouldst do. - JAQUES. What, for a counter, would I do but good? - DUKE SENIOR. Most Mischievous foul sin, in chiding sin; - For thou thyself hast been a libertine, - As sensual as the brutish sting itself; - And all th' embossed sores and headed evils - That thou with license of free foot hast caught - Wouldst thou disgorge into the general world. - JAQUES. Why, who cries out on pride - That can therein tax any private party? - Doth it not flow as hugely as the sea, - Till that the wearer's very means do ebb? - What woman in the city do I name - When that I say the city-woman bears - The cost of princes on unworthy shoulders? - Who can come in and say that I mean her, - When such a one as she such is her neighbour? - Or what is he of basest function - That says his bravery is not on my cost, - Thinking that I mean him, but therein suits - His folly to the mettle of my speech? - There then! how then? what then? Let me see wherein - My tongue hath wrong'd him: if it do him right, - Then he hath wrong'd himself; if he be free, - Why then my taxing like a wild-goose flies, - Unclaim'd of any man. But who comes here? - - Enter ORLANDO with his sword drawn - - ORLANDO. Forbear, and eat no more. - JAQUES. Why, I have eat none yet. - ORLANDO. Nor shalt not, till necessity be serv'd. - JAQUES. Of what kind should this cock come of? - DUKE SENIOR. Art thou thus bolden'd, man, by thy distress? - Or else a rude despiser of good manners, - That in civility thou seem'st so empty? - ORLANDO. You touch'd my vein at first: the thorny point - Of bare distress hath ta'en from me the show - Of smooth civility; yet arn I inland bred, - And know some nurture. But forbear, I say; - He dies that touches any of this fruit - Till I and my affairs are answered. - JAQUES. An you will not be answer'd with reason, I must die. - DUKE SENIOR. What would you have? Your gentleness shall force - More than your force move us to gentleness. - ORLANDO. I almost die for food, and let me have it. - DUKE SENIOR. Sit down and feed, and welcome to our table. - ORLANDO. Speak you so gently? Pardon me, I pray you; - I thought that all things had been savage here, - And therefore put I on the countenance - Of stern commandment. But whate'er you are - That in this desert inaccessible, - Under the shade of melancholy boughs, - Lose and neglect the creeping hours of time; - If ever you have look'd on better days, - If ever been where bells have knoll'd to church, - If ever sat at any good man's feast, - If ever from your eyelids wip'd a tear, - And know what 'tis to pity and be pitied, - Let gentleness my strong enforcement be; - In the which hope I blush, and hide my sword. - DUKE SENIOR. True is it that we have seen better days, - And have with holy bell been knoll'd to church, - And sat at good men's feasts, and wip'd our eyes - Of drops that sacred pity hath engend'red; - And therefore sit you down in gentleness, - And take upon command what help we have - That to your wanting may be minist'red. - ORLANDO. Then but forbear your food a little while, - Whiles, like a doe, I go to find my fawn, - And give it food. There is an old poor man - Who after me hath many a weary step - Limp'd in pure love; till he be first suffic'd, - Oppress'd with two weak evils, age and hunger, - I will not touch a bit. - DUKE SENIOR. Go find him out. - And we will nothing waste till you return. - ORLANDO. I thank ye; and be blest for your good comfort! - Exit - DUKE SENIOR. Thou seest we are not all alone unhappy: - This wide and universal theatre - Presents more woeful pageants than the scene - Wherein we play in. - JAQUES. All the world's a stage, - And all the men and women merely players; - They have their exits and their entrances; - And one man in his time plays many parts, - His acts being seven ages. At first the infant, - Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms; - Then the whining school-boy, with his satchel - And shining morning face, creeping like snail - Unwillingly to school. And then the lover, - Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad - Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier, - Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard, - Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel, - Seeking the bubble reputation - Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice, - In fair round belly with good capon lin'd, - With eyes severe and beard of formal cut, - Full of wise saws and modern instances; - And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts - Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon, - With spectacles on nose and pouch on side, - His youthful hose, well sav'd, a world too wide - For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice, - Turning again toward childish treble, pipes - And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all, - That ends this strange eventful history, - Is second childishness and mere oblivion; - Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans every thing. - - Re-enter ORLANDO with ADAM - - DUKE SENIOR. Welcome. Set down your venerable burden. - And let him feed. - ORLANDO. I thank you most for him. - ADAM. So had you need; - I scarce can speak to thank you for myself. - DUKE SENIOR. Welcome; fall to. I will not trouble you - As yet to question you about your fortunes. - Give us some music; and, good cousin, sing. - - SONG - Blow, blow, thou winter wind, - Thou art not so unkind - As man's ingratitude; - Thy tooth is not so keen, - Because thou art not seen, - Although thy breath be rude. - Heigh-ho! sing heigh-ho! unto the green holly. - Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly. - Then, heigh-ho, the holly! - This life is most jolly. - - Freeze, freeze, thou bitter sky, - That dost not bite so nigh - As benefits forgot; - Though thou the waters warp, - Thy sting is not so sharp - As friend rememb'red not. - Heigh-ho! sing, &c. - - DUKE SENIOR. If that you were the good Sir Rowland's son, - As you have whisper'd faithfully you were, - And as mine eye doth his effigies witness - Most truly limn'd and living in your face, - Be truly welcome hither. I am the Duke - That lov'd your father. The residue of your fortune, - Go to my cave and tell me. Good old man, - Thou art right welcome as thy master is. - Support him by the arm. Give me your hand, - And let me all your fortunes understand. Exeunt - - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -The palace - -Enter DUKE FREDERICK, OLIVER, and LORDS - - FREDERICK. Not see him since! Sir, sir, that cannot be. - But were I not the better part made mercy, - I should not seek an absent argument - Of my revenge, thou present. But look to it: - Find out thy brother wheresoe'er he is; - Seek him with candle; bring him dead or living - Within this twelvemonth, or turn thou no more - To seek a living in our territory. - Thy lands and all things that thou dost call thine - Worth seizure do we seize into our hands, - Till thou canst quit thee by thy brother's mouth - Of what we think against thee. - OLIVER. O that your Highness knew my heart in this! - I never lov'd my brother in my life. - FREDERICK. More villain thou. Well, push him out of doors; - And let my officers of such a nature - Make an extent upon his house and lands. - Do this expediently, and turn him going. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -The forest - -Enter ORLANDO, with a paper - - ORLANDO. Hang there, my verse, in witness of my love; - And thou, thrice-crowned Queen of Night, survey - With thy chaste eye, from thy pale sphere above, - Thy huntress' name that my full life doth sway. - O Rosalind! these trees shall be my books, - And in their barks my thoughts I'll character, - That every eye which in this forest looks - Shall see thy virtue witness'd every where. - Run, run, Orlando; carve on every tree, - The fair, the chaste, and unexpressive she. Exit - - Enter CORIN and TOUCHSTONE - - CORIN. And how like you this shepherd's life, Master Touchstone? - TOUCHSTONE. Truly, shepherd, in respect of itself, it is a good - life; but in respect that it is a shepherd's life, it is nought. - In respect that it is solitary, I like it very well; but in - respect that it is private, it is a very vile life. Now in - respect it is in the fields, it pleaseth me well; but in respect - it is not in the court, it is tedious. As it is a spare life, - look you, it fits my humour well; but as there is no more plenty - in it, it goes much against my stomach. Hast any philosophy in - thee, shepherd? - CORIN. No more but that I know the more one sickens the worse at - ease he is; and that he that wants money, means, and content, is - without three good friends; that the property of rain is to wet, - and fire to burn; that good pasture makes fat sheep; and that a - great cause of the night is lack of the sun; that he that hath - learned no wit by nature nor art may complain of good breeding, - or comes of a very dull kindred. - TOUCHSTONE. Such a one is a natural philosopher. Wast ever in - court, shepherd? - CORIN. No, truly. - TOUCHSTONE. Then thou art damn'd. - CORIN. Nay, I hope. - TOUCHSTONE. Truly, thou art damn'd, like an ill-roasted egg, all on - one side. - CORIN. For not being at court? Your reason. - TOUCHSTONE. Why, if thou never wast at court thou never saw'st good - manners; if thou never saw'st good manners, then thy manners must - be wicked; and wickedness is sin, and sin is damnation. Thou art - in a parlous state, shepherd. - CORIN. Not a whit, Touchstone. Those that are good manners at the - court are as ridiculous in the country as the behaviour of the - country is most mockable at the court. You told me you salute not - at the court, but you kiss your hands; that courtesy would be - uncleanly if courtiers were shepherds. - TOUCHSTONE. Instance, briefly; come, instance. - CORIN. Why, we are still handling our ewes; and their fells, you - know, are greasy. - TOUCHSTONE. Why, do not your courtier's hands sweat? And is not the - grease of a mutton as wholesome as the sweat of a man? Shallow, - shallow. A better instance, I say; come. - CORIN. Besides, our hands are hard. - TOUCHSTONE. Your lips will feel them the sooner. Shallow again. A - more sounder instance; come. - CORIN. And they are often tarr'd over with the surgery of our - sheep; and would you have us kiss tar? The courtier's hands are - perfum'd with civet. - TOUCHSTONE. Most shallow man! thou worm's meat in respect of a good - piece of flesh indeed! Learn of the wise, and perpend: civet is - of a baser birth than tar- the very uncleanly flux of a cat. Mend - the instance, shepherd. - CORIN. You have too courtly a wit for me; I'll rest. - TOUCHSTONE. Wilt thou rest damn'd? God help thee, shallow man! God - make incision in thee! thou art raw. - CORIN. Sir, I am a true labourer: I earn that I eat, get that I - wear; owe no man hate, envy no man's happiness; glad of other - men's good, content with my harm; and the greatest of my pride is - to see my ewes graze and my lambs suck. - TOUCHSTONE. That is another simple sin in you: to bring the ewes - and the rams together, and to offer to get your living by the - copulation of cattle; to be bawd to a bell-wether, and to betray - a she-lamb of a twelvemonth to crooked-pated, old, cuckoldly ram, - out of all reasonable match. If thou beest not damn'd for this, - the devil himself will have no shepherds; I cannot see else how - thou shouldst scape. - CORIN. Here comes young Master Ganymede, my new mistress's brother. - - Enter ROSALIND, reading a paper - - ROSALIND. 'From the east to western Inde, - No jewel is like Rosalinde. - Her worth, being mounted on the wind, - Through all the world bears Rosalinde. - All the pictures fairest lin'd - Are but black to Rosalinde. - Let no face be kept in mind - But the fair of Rosalinde.' - TOUCHSTONE. I'll rhyme you so eight years together, dinners, and - suppers, and sleeping hours, excepted. It is the right - butter-women's rank to market. - ROSALIND. Out, fool! - TOUCHSTONE. For a taste: - If a hart do lack a hind, - Let him seek out Rosalinde. - If the cat will after kind, - So be sure will Rosalinde. - Winter garments must be lin'd, - So must slender Rosalinde. - They that reap must sheaf and bind, - Then to cart with Rosalinde. - Sweetest nut hath sourest rind, - Such a nut is Rosalinde. - He that sweetest rose will find - Must find love's prick and Rosalinde. - This is the very false gallop of verses; why do you infect - yourself with them? - ROSALIND. Peace, you dull fool! I found them on a tree. - TOUCHSTONE. Truly, the tree yields bad fruit. - ROSALIND. I'll graff it with you, and then I shall graff it with a - medlar. Then it will be the earliest fruit i' th' country; for - you'll be rotten ere you be half ripe, and that's the right - virtue of the medlar. - TOUCHSTONE. You have said; but whether wisely or no, let the forest - judge. - - Enter CELIA, with a writing - - ROSALIND. Peace! - Here comes my sister, reading; stand aside. - CELIA. 'Why should this a desert be? - For it is unpeopled? No; - Tongues I'll hang on every tree - That shall civil sayings show. - Some, how brief the life of man - Runs his erring pilgrimage, - That the streching of a span - Buckles in his sum of age; - Some, of violated vows - 'Twixt the souls of friend and friend; - But upon the fairest boughs, - Or at every sentence end, - Will I Rosalinda write, - Teaching all that read to know - The quintessence of every sprite - Heaven would in little show. - Therefore heaven Nature charg'd - That one body should be fill'd - With all graces wide-enlarg'd. - Nature presently distill'd - Helen's cheek, but not her heart, - Cleopatra's majesty, - Atalanta's better part, - Sad Lucretia's modesty. - Thus Rosalinde of many parts - By heavenly synod was devis'd, - Of many faces, eyes, and hearts, - To have the touches dearest priz'd. - Heaven would that she these gifts should have, - And I to live and die her slave.' - ROSALIND. O most gentle pulpiter! What tedious homily of love have - you wearied your parishioners withal, and never cried 'Have - patience, good people.' - CELIA. How now! Back, friends; shepherd, go off a little; go with - him, sirrah. - TOUCHSTONE. Come, shepherd, let us make an honourable retreat; - though not with bag and baggage, yet with scrip and scrippage. - Exeunt CORIN and TOUCHSTONE - CELIA. Didst thou hear these verses? - ROSALIND. O, yes, I heard them all, and more too; for some of them - had in them more feet than the verses would bear. - CELIA. That's no matter; the feet might bear the verses. - ROSALIND. Ay, but the feet were lame, and could not bear themselves - without the verse, and therefore stood lamely in the verse. - CELIA. But didst thou hear without wondering how thy name should be - hang'd and carved upon these trees? - ROSALIND. I was seven of the nine days out of the wonder before you - came; for look here what I found on a palm-tree. I was never so - berhym'd since Pythagoras' time that I was an Irish rat, which I - can hardly remember. - CELIA. Trow you who hath done this? - ROSALIND. Is it a man? - CELIA. And a chain, that you once wore, about his neck. - Change you colour? - ROSALIND. I prithee, who? - CELIA. O Lord, Lord! it is a hard matter for friends to meet; but - mountains may be remov'd with earthquakes, and so encounter. - ROSALIND. Nay, but who is it? - CELIA. Is it possible? - ROSALIND. Nay, I prithee now, with most petitionary vehemence, tell - me who it is. - CELIA. O wonderful, wonderful, most wonderful wonderful, and yet - again wonderful, and after that, out of all whooping! - ROSALIND. Good my complexion! dost thou think, though I am - caparison'd like a man, I have a doublet and hose in my - disposition? One inch of delay more is a South Sea of discovery. - I prithee tell me who is it quickly, and speak apace. I would - thou could'st stammer, that thou mightst pour this conceal'd man - out of thy mouth, as wine comes out of narrow-mouth'd bottle- - either too much at once or none at all. I prithee take the cork - out of thy mouth that I may drink thy tidings. - CELIA. So you may put a man in your belly. - ROSALIND. Is he of God's making? What manner of man? - Is his head worth a hat or his chin worth a beard? - CELIA. Nay, he hath but a little beard. - ROSALIND. Why, God will send more if the man will be thankful. Let - me stay the growth of his beard, if thou delay me not the - knowledge of his chin. - CELIA. It is young Orlando, that tripp'd up the wrestler's heels - and your heart both in an instant. - ROSALIND. Nay, but the devil take mocking! Speak sad brow and true - maid. - CELIA. I' faith, coz, 'tis he. - ROSALIND. Orlando? - CELIA. Orlando. - ROSALIND. Alas the day! what shall I do with my doublet and hose? - What did he when thou saw'st him? What said he? How look'd he? - Wherein went he? What makes he here? Did he ask for me? Where - remains he? How parted he with thee? And when shalt thou see him - again? Answer me in one word. - CELIA. You must borrow me Gargantua's mouth first; 'tis a word too - great for any mouth of this age's size. To say ay and no to these - particulars is more than to answer in a catechism. - ROSALIND. But doth he know that I am in this forest, and in man's - apparel? Looks he as freshly as he did the day he wrestled? - CELIA. It is as easy to count atomies as to resolve the - propositions of a lover; but take a taste of my finding him, and - relish it with good observance. I found him under a tree, like a - dropp'd acorn. - ROSALIND. It may well be call'd Jove's tree, when it drops forth - such fruit. - CELIA. Give me audience, good madam. - ROSALIND. Proceed. - CELIA. There lay he, stretch'd along like a wounded knight. - ROSALIND. Though it be pity to see such a sight, it well becomes - the ground. - CELIA. Cry 'Holla' to thy tongue, I prithee; it curvets - unseasonably. He was furnish'd like a hunter. - ROSALIND. O, ominous! he comes to kill my heart. - CELIA. I would sing my song without a burden; thou bring'st me out - of tune. - ROSALIND. Do you not know I am a woman? When I think, I must speak. - Sweet, say on. - CELIA. You bring me out. Soft! comes he not here? - - Enter ORLANDO and JAQUES - - ROSALIND. 'Tis he; slink by, and note him. - JAQUES. I thank you for your company; but, good faith, I had as - lief have been myself alone. - ORLANDO. And so had I; but yet, for fashion sake, I thank you too - for your society. - JAQUES. God buy you; let's meet as little as we can. - ORLANDO. I do desire we may be better strangers. - JAQUES. I pray you mar no more trees with writing love songs in - their barks. - ORLANDO. I pray you mar no more of my verses with reading them - ill-favouredly. - JAQUES. Rosalind is your love's name? - ORLANDO. Yes, just. - JAQUES. I do not like her name. - ORLANDO. There was no thought of pleasing you when she was - christen'd. - JAQUES. What stature is she of? - ORLANDO. Just as high as my heart. - JAQUES. You are full of pretty answers. Have you not been - acquainted with goldsmiths' wives, and conn'd them out of rings? - ORLANDO. Not so; but I answer you right painted cloth, from whence - you have studied your questions. - JAQUES. You have a nimble wit; I think 'twas made of Atalanta's - heels. Will you sit down with me? and we two will rail against - our mistress the world, and all our misery. - ORLANDO. I will chide no breather in the world but myself, against - whom I know most faults. - JAQUES. The worst fault you have is to be in love. - ORLANDO. 'Tis a fault I will not change for your best virtue. I am - weary of you. - JAQUES. By my troth, I was seeking for a fool when I found you. - ORLANDO. He is drown'd in the brook; look but in, and you shall see - him. - JAQUES. There I shall see mine own figure. - ORLANDO. Which I take to be either a fool or a cipher. - JAQUES. I'll tarry no longer with you; farewell, good Signior Love. - ORLANDO. I am glad of your departure; adieu, good Monsieur - Melancholy. - Exit JAQUES - ROSALIND. [Aside to CELIA] I will speak to him like a saucy lackey, - and under that habit play the knave with him.- Do you hear, - forester? - ORLANDO. Very well; what would you? - ROSALIND. I pray you, what is't o'clock? - ORLANDO. You should ask me what time o' day; there's no clock in - the forest. - ROSALIND. Then there is no true lover in the forest, else sighing - every minute and groaning every hour would detect the lazy foot - of Time as well as a clock. - ORLANDO. And why not the swift foot of Time? Had not that been as - proper? - ROSALIND. By no means, sir. Time travels in divers paces with - divers persons. I'll tell you who Time ambles withal, who Time - trots withal, who Time gallops withal, and who he stands still - withal. - ORLANDO. I prithee, who doth he trot withal? - ROSALIND. Marry, he trots hard with a young maid between the - contract of her marriage and the day it is solemniz'd; if the - interim be but a se'nnight, Time's pace is so hard that it seems - the length of seven year. - ORLANDO. Who ambles Time withal? - ROSALIND. With a priest that lacks Latin and a rich man that hath - not the gout; for the one sleeps easily because he cannot study, - and the other lives merrily because he feels no pain; the one - lacking the burden of lean and wasteful learning, the other - knowing no burden of heavy tedious penury. These Time ambles - withal. - ORLANDO. Who doth he gallop withal? - ROSALIND. With a thief to the gallows; for though he go as softly - as foot can fall, he thinks himself too soon there. - ORLANDO. Who stays it still withal? - ROSALIND. With lawyers in the vacation; for they sleep between term - and term, and then they perceive not how Time moves. - ORLANDO. Where dwell you, pretty youth? - ROSALIND. With this shepherdess, my sister; here in the skirts of - the forest, like fringe upon a petticoat. - ORLANDO. Are you native of this place? - ROSALIND. As the coney that you see dwell where she is kindled. - ORLANDO. Your accent is something finer than you could purchase in - so removed a dwelling. - ROSALIND. I have been told so of many; but indeed an old religious - uncle of mine taught me to speak, who was in his youth an inland - man; one that knew courtship too well, for there he fell in love. - I have heard him read many lectures against it; and I thank God I - am not a woman, to be touch'd with so many giddy offences as he - hath generally tax'd their whole sex withal. - ORLANDO. Can you remember any of the principal evils that he laid - to the charge of women? - ROSALIND. There were none principal; they were all like one another - as halfpence are; every one fault seeming monstrous till his - fellow-fault came to match it. - ORLANDO. I prithee recount some of them. - ROSALIND. No; I will not cast away my physic but on those that are - sick. There is a man haunts the forest that abuses our young - plants with carving 'Rosalind' on their barks; hangs odes upon - hawthorns and elegies on brambles; all, forsooth, deifying the - name of Rosalind. If I could meet that fancy-monger, I would give - him some good counsel, for he seems to have the quotidian of love - upon him. - ORLANDO. I am he that is so love-shak'd; I pray you tell me your - remedy. - ROSALIND. There is none of my uncle's marks upon you; he taught me - how to know a man in love; in which cage of rushes I am sure you - are not prisoner. - ORLANDO. What were his marks? - ROSALIND. A lean cheek, which you have not; a blue eye and sunken, - which you have not; an unquestionable spirit, which you have not; - a beard neglected, which you have not; but I pardon you for that, - for simply your having in beard is a younger brother's revenue. - Then your hose should be ungarter'd, your bonnet unbanded, your - sleeve unbutton'd, your shoe untied, and every thing about you - demonstrating a careless desolation. But you are no such man; you - are rather point-device in your accoutrements, as loving yourself - than seeming the lover of any other. - ORLANDO. Fair youth, I would I could make thee believe I love. - ROSALIND. Me believe it! You may as soon make her that you love - believe it; which, I warrant, she is apter to do than to confess - she does. That is one of the points in the which women still give - the lie to their consciences. But, in good sooth, are you he that - hangs the verses on the trees wherein Rosalind is so admired? - ORLANDO. I swear to thee, youth, by the white hand of Rosalind, I - am that he, that unfortunate he. - ROSALIND. But are you so much in love as your rhymes speak? - ORLANDO. Neither rhyme nor reason can express how much. - ROSALIND. Love is merely a madness; and, I tell you, deserves as - well a dark house and a whip as madmen do; and the reason why - they are not so punish'd and cured is that the lunacy is so - ordinary that the whippers are in love too. Yet I profess curing - it by counsel. - ORLANDO. Did you ever cure any so? - ROSALIND. Yes, one; and in this manner. He was to imagine me his - love, his mistress; and I set him every day to woo me; at which - time would I, being but a moonish youth, grieve, be effeminate, - changeable, longing and liking, proud, fantastical, apish, - shallow, inconstant, full of tears, full of smiles; for every - passion something and for no passion truly anything, as boys and - women are for the most part cattle of this colour; would now like - him, now loathe him; then entertain him, then forswear him; now - weep for him, then spit at him; that I drave my suitor from his - mad humour of love to a living humour of madness; which was, to - forswear the full stream of the world and to live in a nook - merely monastic. And thus I cur'd him; and this way will I take - upon me to wash your liver as clean as a sound sheep's heart, - that there shall not be one spot of love in 't. - ORLANDO. I would not be cured, youth. - ROSALIND. I would cure you, if you would but call me Rosalind, and - come every day to my cote and woo me. - ORLANDO. Now, by the faith of my love, I will. Tell me where it is. - ROSALIND. Go with me to it, and I'll show it you; and, by the way, - you shall tell me where in the forest you live. Will you go? - ORLANDO. With all my heart, good youth. - ROSALIND. Nay, you must call me Rosalind. Come, sister, will you - go? Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -The forest - -Enter TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY; JAQUES behind - - TOUCHSTONE. Come apace, good Audrey; I will fetch up your goats, - Audrey. And how, Audrey, am I the man yet? Doth my simple feature - content you? - AUDREY. Your features! Lord warrant us! What features? - TOUCHSTONE. I am here with thee and thy goats, as the most - capricious poet, honest Ovid, was among the Goths. - JAQUES. [Aside] O knowledge ill-inhabited, worse than Jove in a - thatch'd house! - TOUCHSTONE. When a man's verses cannot be understood, nor a man's - good wit seconded with the forward child understanding, it - strikes a man more dead than a great reckoning in a little room. - Truly, I would the gods had made thee poetical. - AUDREY. I do not know what 'poetical' is. Is it honest in deed and - word? Is it a true thing? - TOUCHSTONE. No, truly; for the truest poetry is the most feigning, - and lovers are given to poetry; and what they swear in poetry may - be said as lovers they do feign. - AUDREY. Do you wish, then, that the gods had made me poetical? - TOUCHSTONE. I do, truly, for thou swear'st to me thou art honest; - now, if thou wert a poet, I might have some hope thou didst - feign. - AUDREY. Would you not have me honest? - TOUCHSTONE. No, truly, unless thou wert hard-favour'd; for honesty - coupled to beauty is to have honey a sauce to sugar. - JAQUES. [Aside] A material fool! - AUDREY. Well, I am not fair; and therefore I pray the gods make me - honest. - TOUCHSTONE. Truly, and to cast away honesty upon a foul slut were - to put good meat into an unclean dish. - AUDREY. I am not a slut, though I thank the gods I am foul. - TOUCHSTONE. Well, praised be the gods for thy foulness; - sluttishness may come hereafter. But be it as it may be, I will - marry thee; and to that end I have been with Sir Oliver Martext, - the vicar of the next village, who hath promis'd to meet me in - this place of the forest, and to couple us. - JAQUES. [Aside] I would fain see this meeting. - AUDREY. Well, the gods give us joy! - TOUCHSTONE. Amen. A man may, if he were of a fearful heart, stagger - in this attempt; for here we have no temple but the wood, no - assembly but horn-beasts. But what though? Courage! As horns are - odious, they are necessary. It is said: 'Many a man knows no end - of his goods.' Right! Many a man has good horns and knows no end - of them. Well, that is the dowry of his wife; 'tis none of his - own getting. Horns? Even so. Poor men alone? No, no; the noblest - deer hath them as huge as the rascal. Is the single man therefore - blessed? No; as a wall'd town is more worthier than a village, so - is the forehead of a married man more honourable than the bare - brow of a bachelor; and by how much defence is better than no - skill, by so much is horn more precious than to want. Here comes - Sir Oliver. - - Enter SIR OLIVER MARTEXT - - Sir Oliver Martext, you are well met. Will you dispatch us here - under this tree, or shall we go with you to your chapel? - MARTEXT. Is there none here to give the woman? - TOUCHSTONE. I will not take her on gift of any man. - MARTEXT. Truly, she must be given, or the marriage is not lawful. - JAQUES. [Discovering himself] Proceed, proceed; I'll give her. - TOUCHSTONE. Good even, good Master What-ye-call't; how do you, sir? - You are very well met. Goddild you for your last company. I am - very glad to see you. Even a toy in hand here, sir. Nay; pray be - cover'd. - JAQUES. Will you be married, motley? - TOUCHSTONE. As the ox hath his bow, sir, the horse his curb, and - the falcon her bells, so man hath his desires; and as pigeons - bill, so wedlock would be nibbling. - JAQUES. And will you, being a man of your breeding, be married - under a bush, like a beggar? Get you to church and have a good - priest that can tell you what marriage is; this fellow will but - join you together as they join wainscot; then one of you will - prove a shrunk panel, and like green timber warp, warp. - TOUCHSTONE. [Aside] I am not in the mind but I were better to be - married of him than of another; for he is not like to marry me - well; and not being well married, it will be a good excuse for me - hereafter to leave my wife. - JAQUES. Go thou with me, and let me counsel thee. - TOUCHSTONE. Come, sweet Audrey; - We must be married or we must live in bawdry. - Farewell, good Master Oliver. Not- - O sweet Oliver, - O brave Oliver, - Leave me not behind thee. - But- - Wind away, - Begone, I say, - I will not to wedding with thee. - Exeunt JAQUES, TOUCHSTONE, and AUDREY - MARTEXT. 'Tis no matter; ne'er a fantastical knave of them all - shall flout me out of my calling. Exit - - - - -SCENE IV. -The forest - -Enter ROSALIND and CELIA - - ROSALIND. Never talk to me; I will weep. - CELIA. Do, I prithee; but yet have the grace to consider that tears - do not become a man. - ROSALIND. But have I not cause to weep? - CELIA. As good cause as one would desire; therefore weep. - ROSALIND. His very hair is of the dissembling colour. - CELIA. Something browner than Judas's. - Marry, his kisses are Judas's own children. - ROSALIND. I' faith, his hair is of a good colour. - CELIA. An excellent colour: your chestnut was ever the only colour. - ROSALIND. And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of - holy bread. - CELIA. He hath bought a pair of cast lips of Diana. A nun of - winter's sisterhood kisses not more religiously; the very ice of - chastity is in them. - ROSALIND. But why did he swear he would come this morning, and - comes not? - CELIA. Nay, certainly, there is no truth in him. - ROSALIND. Do you think so? - CELIA. Yes; I think he is not a pick-purse nor a horse-stealer; but - for his verity in love, I do think him as concave as covered - goblet or a worm-eaten nut. - ROSALIND. Not true in love? - CELIA. Yes, when he is in; but I think he is not in. - ROSALIND. You have heard him swear downright he was. - CELIA. 'Was' is not 'is'; besides, the oath of a lover is no - stronger than the word of a tapster; they are both the confirmer - of false reckonings. He attends here in the forest on the Duke, - your father. - ROSALIND. I met the Duke yesterday, and had much question with him. - He asked me of what parentage I was; I told him, of as good as - he; so he laugh'd and let me go. But what talk we of fathers when - there is such a man as Orlando? - CELIA. O, that's a brave man! He writes brave verses, speaks brave - words, swears brave oaths, and breaks them bravely, quite - traverse, athwart the heart of his lover; as a puny tilter, that - spurs his horse but on one side, breaks his staff like a noble - goose. But all's brave that youth mounts and folly guides. Who - comes here? - - Enter CORIN - - CORIN. Mistress and master, you have oft enquired - After the shepherd that complain'd of love, - Who you saw sitting by me on the turf, - Praising the proud disdainful shepherdess - That was his mistress. - CELIA. Well, and what of him? - CORIN. If you will see a pageant truly play'd - Between the pale complexion of true love - And the red glow of scorn and proud disdain, - Go hence a little, and I shall conduct you, - If you will mark it. - ROSALIND. O, come, let us remove! - The sight of lovers feedeth those in love. - Bring us to this sight, and you shall say - I'll prove a busy actor in their play. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -Another part of the forest - -Enter SILVIUS and PHEBE - - SILVIUS. Sweet Phebe, do not scorn me; do not, Phebe. - Say that you love me not; but say not so - In bitterness. The common executioner, - Whose heart th' accustom'd sight of death makes hard, - Falls not the axe upon the humbled neck - But first begs pardon. Will you sterner be - Than he that dies and lives by bloody drops? - - Enter ROSALIND, CELIA, and CORIN, at a distance - - PHEBE. I would not be thy executioner; - I fly thee, for I would not injure thee. - Thou tell'st me there is murder in mine eye. - 'Tis pretty, sure, and very probable, - That eyes, that are the frail'st and softest things, - Who shut their coward gates on atomies, - Should be call'd tyrants, butchers, murderers! - Now I do frown on thee with all my heart; - And if mine eyes can wound, now let them kill thee. - Now counterfeit to swoon; why, now fall down; - Or, if thou canst not, O, for shame, for shame, - Lie not, to say mine eyes are murderers. - Now show the wound mine eye hath made in thee. - Scratch thee but with a pin, and there remains - Some scar of it; lean upon a rush, - The cicatrice and capable impressure - Thy palm some moment keeps; but now mine eyes, - Which I have darted at thee, hurt thee not; - Nor, I am sure, there is not force in eyes - That can do hurt. - SILVIUS. O dear Phebe, - If ever- as that ever may be near- - You meet in some fresh cheek the power of fancy, - Then shall you know the wounds invisible - That love's keen arrows make. - PHEBE. But till that time - Come not thou near me; and when that time comes, - Afflict me with thy mocks, pity me not; - As till that time I shall not pity thee. - ROSALIND. [Advancing] And why, I pray you? Who might be your - mother, - That you insult, exult, and all at once, - Over the wretched? What though you have no beauty- - As, by my faith, I see no more in you - Than without candle may go dark to bed- - Must you be therefore proud and pitiless? - Why, what means this? Why do you look on me? - I see no more in you than in the ordinary - Of nature's sale-work. 'Od's my little life, - I think she means to tangle my eyes too! - No faith, proud mistress, hope not after it; - 'Tis not your inky brows, your black silk hair, - Your bugle eyeballs, nor your cheek of cream, - That can entame my spirits to your worship. - You foolish shepherd, wherefore do you follow her, - Like foggy south, puffing with wind and rain? - You are a thousand times a properer man - Than she a woman. 'Tis such fools as you - That makes the world full of ill-favour'd children. - 'Tis not her glass, but you, that flatters her; - And out of you she sees herself more proper - Than any of her lineaments can show her. - But, mistress, know yourself. Down on your knees, - And thank heaven, fasting, for a good man's love; - For I must tell you friendly in your ear: - Sell when you can; you are not for all markets. - Cry the man mercy, love him, take his offer; - Foul is most foul, being foul to be a scoffer. - So take her to thee, shepherd. Fare you well. - PHEBE. Sweet youth, I pray you chide a year together; - I had rather hear you chide than this man woo. - ROSALIND. He's fall'n in love with your foulness, and she'll fall - in love with my anger. If it be so, as fast as she answers thee - with frowning looks, I'll sauce her with bitter words. Why look - you so upon me? - PHEBE. For no ill will I bear you. - ROSALIND. I pray you do not fall in love with me, - For I am falser than vows made in wine; - Besides, I like you not. If you will know my house, - 'Tis at the tuft of olives here hard by. - Will you go, sister? Shepherd, ply her hard. - Come, sister. Shepherdess, look on him better, - And be not proud; though all the world could see, - None could be so abus'd in sight as he. - Come, to our flock. Exeunt ROSALIND, CELIA, and CORIN - PHEBE. Dead shepherd, now I find thy saw of might: - 'Who ever lov'd that lov'd not at first sight?' - SILVIUS. Sweet Phebe. - PHEBE. Ha! what say'st thou, Silvius? - SILVIUS. Sweet Phebe, pity me. - PHEBE. Why, I arn sorry for thee, gentle Silvius. - SILVIUS. Wherever sorrow is, relief would be. - If you do sorrow at my grief in love, - By giving love, your sorrow and my grief - Were both extermin'd. - PHEBE. Thou hast my love; is not that neighbourly? - SILVIUS. I would have you. - PHEBE. Why, that were covetousness. - Silvius, the time was that I hated thee; - And yet it is not that I bear thee love; - But since that thou canst talk of love so well, - Thy company, which erst was irksome to me, - I will endure; and I'll employ thee too. - But do not look for further recompense - Than thine own gladness that thou art employ'd. - SILVIUS. So holy and so perfect is my love, - And I in such a poverty of grace, - That I shall think it a most plenteous crop - To glean the broken ears after the man - That the main harvest reaps; loose now and then - A scatt'red smile, and that I'll live upon. - PHEBE. Know'st thou the youth that spoke to me erewhile? - SILVIUS. Not very well; but I have met him oft; - And he hath bought the cottage and the bounds - That the old carlot once was master of. - PHEBE. Think not I love him, though I ask for him; - 'Tis but a peevish boy; yet he talks well. - But what care I for words? Yet words do well - When he that speaks them pleases those that hear. - It is a pretty youth- not very pretty; - But, sure, he's proud; and yet his pride becomes him. - He'll make a proper man. The best thing in him - Is his complexion; and faster than his tongue - Did make offence, his eye did heal it up. - He is not very tall; yet for his years he's tall; - His leg is but so-so; and yet 'tis well. - There was a pretty redness in his lip, - A little riper and more lusty red - Than that mix'd in his cheek; 'twas just the difference - Betwixt the constant red and mingled damask. - There be some women, Silvius, had they mark'd him - In parcels as I did, would have gone near - To fall in love with him; but, for my part, - I love him not, nor hate him not; and yet - I have more cause to hate him than to love him; - For what had he to do to chide at me? - He said mine eyes were black, and my hair black, - And, now I am rememb'red, scorn'd at me. - I marvel why I answer'd not again; - But that's all one: omittance is no quittance. - I'll write to him a very taunting letter, - And thou shalt bear it; wilt thou, Silvius? - SILVIUS. Phebe, with all my heart. - PHEBE. I'll write it straight; - The matter's in my head and in my heart; - I will be bitter with him and passing short. - Go with me, Silvius. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. -The forest - -Enter ROSALIND, CELIA, and JAQUES - - JAQUES. I prithee, pretty youth, let me be better acquainted with - thee. - ROSALIND. They say you are a melancholy fellow. - JAQUES. I am so; I do love it better than laughing. - ROSALIND. Those that are in extremity of either are abominable - fellows, and betray themselves to every modern censure worse than - drunkards. - JAQUES. Why, 'tis good to be sad and say nothing. - ROSALIND. Why then, 'tis good to be a post. - JAQUES. I have neither the scholar's melancholy, which is - emulation; nor the musician's, which is fantastical; nor the - courtier's, which is proud; nor the soldier's, which is - ambitious; nor the lawyer's, which is politic; nor the lady's, - which is nice; nor the lover's, which is all these; but it is a - melancholy of mine own, compounded of many simples, extracted - from many objects, and, indeed, the sundry contemplation of my - travels; in which my often rumination wraps me in a most humorous - sadness. - ROSALIND. A traveller! By my faith, you have great reason to be - sad. I fear you have sold your own lands to see other men's; then - to have seen much and to have nothing is to have rich eyes and - poor hands. - JAQUES. Yes, I have gain'd my experience. - - Enter ORLANDO - - ROSALIND. And your experience makes you sad. I had rather have a - fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad- and to - travel for it too. - ORLANDO. Good day, and happiness, dear Rosalind! - JAQUES. Nay, then, God buy you, an you talk in blank verse. - ROSALIND. Farewell, Monsieur Traveller; look you lisp and wear - strange suits, disable all the benefits of your own country, be - out of love with your nativity, and almost chide God for making - you that countenance you are; or I will scarce think you have - swam in a gondola. [Exit JAQUES] Why, how now, Orlando! where - have you been all this while? You a lover! An you serve me such - another trick, never come in my sight more. - ORLANDO. My fair Rosalind, I come within an hour of my promise. - ROSALIND. Break an hour's promise in love! He that will divide a - minute into a thousand parts, and break but a part of the - thousand part of a minute in the affairs of love, it may be said - of him that Cupid hath clapp'd him o' th' shoulder, but I'll - warrant him heart-whole. - ORLANDO. Pardon me, dear Rosalind. - ROSALIND. Nay, an you be so tardy, come no more in my sight. I had - as lief be woo'd of a snail. - ORLANDO. Of a snail! - ROSALIND. Ay, of a snail; for though he comes slowly, he carries - his house on his head- a better jointure, I think, than you make - a woman; besides, he brings his destiny with him. - ORLANDO. What's that? - ROSALIND. Why, horns; which such as you are fain to be beholding to - your wives for; but he comes armed in his fortune, and prevents - the slander of his wife. - ORLANDO. Virtue is no horn-maker; and my Rosalind is virtuous. - ROSALIND. And I am your Rosalind. - CELIA. It pleases him to call you so; but he hath a Rosalind of a - better leer than you. - ROSALIND. Come, woo me, woo me; for now I am in a holiday humour, - and like enough to consent. What would you say to me now, an I - were your very very Rosalind? - ORLANDO. I would kiss before I spoke. - ROSALIND. Nay, you were better speak first; and when you were - gravell'd for lack of matter, you might take occasion to kiss. - Very good orators, when they are out, they will spit; and for - lovers lacking- God warn us!- matter, the cleanliest shift is to - kiss. - ORLANDO. How if the kiss be denied? - ROSALIND. Then she puts you to entreaty, and there begins new - matter. - ORLANDO. Who could be out, being before his beloved mistress? - ROSALIND. Marry, that should you, if I were your mistress; or I - should think my honesty ranker than my wit. - ORLANDO. What, of my suit? - ROSALIND. Not out of your apparel, and yet out of your suit. - Am not I your Rosalind? - ORLANDO. I take some joy to say you are, because I would be talking - of her. - ROSALIND. Well, in her person, I say I will not have you. - ORLANDO. Then, in mine own person, I die. - ROSALIND. No, faith, die by attorney. The poor world is almost six - thousand years old, and in all this time there was not any man - died in his own person, videlicet, in a love-cause. Troilus had - his brains dash'd out with a Grecian club; yet he did what he - could to die before, and he is one of the patterns of love. - Leander, he would have liv'd many a fair year, though Hero had - turn'd nun, if it had not been for a hot midsummer night; for, - good youth, he went but forth to wash him in the Hellespont, and, - being taken with the cramp, was drown'd; and the foolish - chroniclers of that age found it was- Hero of Sestos. But these - are all lies: men have died from time to time, and worms have - eaten them, but not for love. - ORLANDO. I would not have my right Rosalind of this mind; for, I - protest, her frown might kill me. - ROSALIND. By this hand, it will not kill a fly. But come, now I - will be your Rosalind in a more coming-on disposition; and ask me - what you will, I will grant it. - ORLANDO. Then love me, Rosalind. - ROSALIND. Yes, faith, will I, Fridays and Saturdays, and all. - ORLANDO. And wilt thou have me? - ROSALIND. Ay, and twenty such. - ORLANDO. What sayest thou? - ROSALIND. Are you not good? - ORLANDO. I hope so. - ROSALIND. Why then, can one desire too much of a good thing? Come, - sister, you shall be the priest, and marry us. Give me your hand, - Orlando. What do you say, sister? - ORLANDO. Pray thee, marry us. - CELIA. I cannot say the words. - ROSALIND. You must begin 'Will you, Orlando'- - CELIA. Go to. Will you, Orlando, have to wife this Rosalind? - ORLANDO. I will. - ROSALIND. Ay, but when? - ORLANDO. Why, now; as fast as she can marry us. - ROSALIND. Then you must say 'I take thee, Rosalind, for wife.' - ORLANDO. I take thee, Rosalind, for wife. - ROSALIND. I might ask you for your commission; but- I do take thee, - Orlando, for my husband. There's a girl goes before the priest; - and, certainly, a woman's thought runs before her actions. - ORLANDO. So do all thoughts; they are wing'd. - ROSALIND. Now tell me how long you would have her, after you have - possess'd her. - ORLANDO. For ever and a day. - ROSALIND. Say 'a day' without the 'ever.' No, no, Orlando; men are - April when they woo, December when they wed: maids are May when - they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives. I will - be more jealous of thee than a Barbary cock-pigeon over his hen, - more clamorous than a parrot against rain, more new-fangled than - an ape, more giddy in my desires than a monkey. I will weep for - nothing, like Diana in the fountain, and I will do that when you - are dispos'd to be merry; I will laugh like a hyen, and that when - thou are inclin'd to sleep. - ORLANDO. But will my Rosalind do so? - ROSALIND. By my life, she will do as I do. - ORLANDO. O, but she is wise. - ROSALIND. Or else she could not have the wit to do this. The wiser, - the waywarder. Make the doors upon a woman's wit, and it will out - at the casement; shut that, and 'twill out at the key-hole; stop - that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney. - ORLANDO. A man that had a wife with such a wit, he might say 'Wit, - whither wilt?' ROSALIND. Nay, you might keep that check for it, till you met your - wife's wit going to your neighbour's bed. - ORLANDO. And what wit could wit have to excuse that? - ROSALIND. Marry, to say she came to seek you there. You shall never - take her without her answer, unless you take her without her - tongue. O, that woman that cannot make her fault her husband's - occasion, let her never nurse her child herself, for she will - breed it like a fool! - ORLANDO. For these two hours, Rosalind, I will leave thee. - ROSALIND. Alas, dear love, I cannot lack thee two hours! - ORLANDO. I must attend the Duke at dinner; by two o'clock I will be - with thee again. - ROSALIND. Ay, go your ways, go your ways. I knew what you would - prove; my friends told me as much, and I thought no less. That - flattering tongue of yours won me. 'Tis but one cast away, and - so, come death! Two o'clock is your hour? - ORLANDO. Ay, sweet Rosalind. - ROSALIND. By my troth, and in good earnest, and so God mend me, and - by all pretty oaths that are not dangerous, if you break one jot - of your promise, or come one minute behind your hour, I will - think you the most pathetical break-promise, and the most hollow - lover, and the most unworthy of her you call Rosalind, that may - be chosen out of the gross band of the unfaithful. Therefore - beware my censure, and keep your promise. - ORLANDO. With no less religion than if thou wert indeed my - Rosalind; so, adieu. - ROSALIND. Well, Time is the old justice that examines all such - offenders, and let Time try. Adieu. Exit ORLANDO - CELIA. You have simply misus'd our sex in your love-prate. We must - have your doublet and hose pluck'd over your head, and show the - world what the bird hath done to her own nest. - ROSALIND. O coz, coz, coz, my pretty little coz, that thou didst - know how many fathom deep I am in love! But it cannot be sounded; - my affection hath an unknown bottom, like the Bay of Portugal. - CELIA. Or rather, bottomless; that as fast as you pour affection - in, it runs out. - ROSALIND. No; that same wicked bastard of Venus, that was begot of - thought, conceiv'd of spleen, and born of madness; that blind - rascally boy, that abuses every one's eyes, because his own are - out- let him be judge how deep I am in love. I'll tell thee, - Aliena, I cannot be out of the sight of Orlando. I'll go find a - shadow, and sigh till he come. - CELIA. And I'll sleep. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -The forest - - Enter JAQUES and LORDS, in the habit of foresters - - JAQUES. Which is he that killed the deer? - LORD. Sir, it was I. - JAQUES. Let's present him to the Duke, like a Roman conqueror; and - it would do well to set the deer's horns upon his head for a - branch of victory. Have you no song, forester, for this purpose? - LORD. Yes, sir. - JAQUES. Sing it; 'tis no matter how it be in tune, so it make noise - enough. - - SONG. - - What shall he have that kill'd the deer? - His leather skin and horns to wear. - [The rest shall hear this burden:] - Then sing him home. - - Take thou no scorn to wear the horn; - It was a crest ere thou wast born. - Thy father's father wore it; - And thy father bore it. - The horn, the horn, the lusty horn, - Is not a thing to laugh to scorn. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -The forest - -Enter ROSALIND and CELIA - - ROSALIND. How say you now? Is it not past two o'clock? - And here much Orlando! - CELIA. I warrant you, with pure love and troubled brain, he hath - ta'en his bow and arrows, and is gone forth- to sleep. Look, who - comes here. - - Enter SILVIUS - - SILVIUS. My errand is to you, fair youth; - My gentle Phebe did bid me give you this. - I know not the contents; but, as I guess - By the stern brow and waspish action - Which she did use as she was writing of it, - It bears an angry tenour. Pardon me, - I am but as a guiltless messenger. - ROSALIND. Patience herself would startle at this letter, - And play the swaggerer. Bear this, bear all. - She says I am not fair, that I lack manners; - She calls me proud, and that she could not love me, - Were man as rare as Phoenix. 'Od's my will! - Her love is not the hare that I do hunt; - Why writes she so to me? Well, shepherd, well, - This is a letter of your own device. - SILVIUS. No, I protest, I know not the contents; - Phebe did write it. - ROSALIND. Come, come, you are a fool, - And turn'd into the extremity of love. - I saw her hand; she has a leathern hand, - A freestone-colour'd hand; I verily did think - That her old gloves were on, but 'twas her hands; - She has a huswife's hand- but that's no matter. - I say she never did invent this letter: - This is a man's invention, and his hand. - SILVIUS. Sure, it is hers. - ROSALIND. Why, 'tis a boisterous and a cruel style; - A style for challengers. Why, she defies me, - Like Turk to Christian. Women's gentle brain - Could not drop forth such giant-rude invention, - Such Ethiope words, blacker in their effect - Than in their countenance. Will you hear the letter? - SILVIUS. So please you, for I never heard it yet; - Yet heard too much of Phebe's cruelty. - ROSALIND. She Phebes me: mark how the tyrant writes. - [Reads] - - 'Art thou god to shepherd turn'd, - That a maiden's heart hath burn'd?' - - Can a woman rail thus? - SILVIUS. Call you this railing? - ROSALIND. 'Why, thy godhead laid apart, - Warr'st thou with a woman's heart?' - - Did you ever hear such railing? - - 'Whiles the eye of man did woo me, - That could do no vengeance to me.' - - Meaning me a beast. - - 'If the scorn of your bright eyne - Have power to raise such love in mine, - Alack, in me what strange effect - Would they work in mild aspect! - Whiles you chid me, I did love; - How then might your prayers move! - He that brings this love to the - Little knows this love in me; - And by him seal up thy mind, - Whether that thy youth and kind - Will the faithful offer take - Of me and all that I can make; - Or else by him my love deny, - And then I'll study how to die.' - SILVIUS. Call you this chiding? - CELIA. Alas, poor shepherd! - ROSALIND. Do you pity him? No, he deserves no pity. Wilt thou love - such a woman? What, to make thee an instrument, and play false - strains upon thee! Not to be endur'd! Well, go your way to her, - for I see love hath made thee tame snake, and say this to her- - that if she love me, I charge her to love thee; if she will not, - I will never have her unless thou entreat for her. If you be a - true lover, hence, and not a word; for here comes more company. - Exit SILVIUS - - Enter OLIVER - - OLIVER. Good morrow, fair ones; pray you, if you know, - Where in the purlieus of this forest stands - A sheep-cote fenc'd about with olive trees? - CELIA. West of this place, down in the neighbour bottom. - The rank of osiers by the murmuring stream - Left on your right hand brings you to the place. - But at this hour the house doth keep itself; - There's none within. - OLIVER. If that an eye may profit by a tongue, - Then should I know you by description- - Such garments, and such years: 'The boy is fair, - Of female favour, and bestows himself - Like a ripe sister; the woman low, - And browner than her brother.' Are not you - The owner of the house I did inquire for? - CELIA. It is no boast, being ask'd, to say we are. - OLIVER. Orlando doth commend him to you both; - And to that youth he calls his Rosalind - He sends this bloody napkin. Are you he? - ROSALIND. I am. What must we understand by this? - OLIVER. Some of my shame; if you will know of me - What man I am, and how, and why, and where, - This handkercher was stain'd. - CELIA. I pray you, tell it. - OLIVER. When last the young Orlando parted from you, - He left a promise to return again - Within an hour; and, pacing through the forest, - Chewing the food of sweet and bitter fancy, - Lo, what befell! He threw his eye aside, - And mark what object did present itself. - Under an oak, whose boughs were moss'd with age, - And high top bald with dry antiquity, - A wretched ragged man, o'ergrown with hair, - Lay sleeping on his back. About his neck - A green and gilded snake had wreath'd itself, - Who with her head nimble in threats approach'd - The opening of his mouth; but suddenly, - Seeing Orlando, it unlink'd itself, - And with indented glides did slip away - Into a bush; under which bush's shade - A lioness, with udders all drawn dry, - Lay couching, head on ground, with catlike watch, - When that the sleeping man should stir; for 'tis - The royal disposition of that beast - To prey on nothing that doth seem as dead. - This seen, Orlando did approach the man, - And found it was his brother, his elder brother. - CELIA. O, I have heard him speak of that same brother; - And he did render him the most unnatural - That liv'd amongst men. - OLIVER. And well he might so do, - For well I know he was unnatural. - ROSALIND. But, to Orlando: did he leave him there, - Food to the suck'd and hungry lioness? - OLIVER. Twice did he turn his back, and purpos'd so; - But kindness, nobler ever than revenge, - And nature, stronger than his just occasion, - Made him give battle to the lioness, - Who quickly fell before him; in which hurtling - From miserable slumber I awak'd. - CELIA. Are you his brother? - ROSALIND. Was't you he rescu'd? - CELIA. Was't you that did so oft contrive to kill him? - OLIVER. 'Twas I; but 'tis not I. I do not shame - To tell you what I was, since my conversion - So sweetly tastes, being the thing I am. - ROSALIND. But for the bloody napkin? - OLIVER. By and by. - When from the first to last, betwixt us two, - Tears our recountments had most kindly bath'd, - As how I came into that desert place- - In brief, he led me to the gentle Duke, - Who gave me fresh array and entertainment, - Committing me unto my brother's love; - Who led me instantly unto his cave, - There stripp'd himself, and here upon his arm - The lioness had torn some flesh away, - Which all this while had bled; and now he fainted, - And cried, in fainting, upon Rosalind. - Brief, I recover'd him, bound up his wound, - And, after some small space, being strong at heart, - He sent me hither, stranger as I am, - To tell this story, that you might excuse - His broken promise, and to give this napkin, - Dy'd in his blood, unto the shepherd youth - That he in sport doth call his Rosalind. - [ROSALIND swoons] - CELIA. Why, how now, Ganymede! sweet Ganymede! - OLIVER. Many will swoon when they do look on blood. - CELIA. There is more in it. Cousin Ganymede! - OLIVER. Look, he recovers. - ROSALIND. I would I were at home. - CELIA. We'll lead you thither. - I pray you, will you take him by the arm? - OLIVER. Be of good cheer, youth. You a man! - You lack a man's heart. - ROSALIND. I do so, I confess it. Ah, sirrah, a body would think - this was well counterfeited. I pray you tell your brother how - well I counterfeited. Heigh-ho! - OLIVER. This was not counterfeit; there is too great testimony in - your complexion that it was a passion of earnest. - ROSALIND. Counterfeit, I assure you. - OLIVER. Well then, take a good heart and counterfeit to be a man. - ROSALIND. So I do; but, i' faith, I should have been a woman by - right. - CELIA. Come, you look paler and paler; pray you draw homewards. - Good sir, go with us. - OLIVER. That will I, for I must bear answer back - How you excuse my brother, Rosalind. - ROSALIND. I shall devise something; but, I pray you, commend my - counterfeiting to him. Will you go? Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -The forest - -Enter TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY - - TOUCHSTONE. We shall find a time, Audrey; patience, gentle Audrey. - AUDREY. Faith, the priest was good enough, for all the old - gentleman's saying. - TOUCHSTONE. A most wicked Sir Oliver, Audrey, a most vile Martext. - But, Audrey, there is a youth here in the forest lays claim to - you. - AUDREY. Ay, I know who 'tis; he hath no interest in me in the - world; here comes the man you mean. - - Enter WILLIAM - - TOUCHSTONE. It is meat and drink to me to see a clown. By my troth, - we that have good wits have much to answer for: we shall be - flouting; we cannot hold. - WILLIAM. Good ev'n, Audrey. - AUDREY. God ye good ev'n, William. - WILLIAM. And good ev'n to you, sir. - TOUCHSTONE. Good ev'n, gentle friend. Cover thy head, cover thy - head; nay, prithee be cover'd. How old are you, friend? - WILLIAM. Five and twenty, sir. - TOUCHSTONE. A ripe age. Is thy name William? - WILLIAM. William, sir. - TOUCHSTONE. A fair name. Wast born i' th' forest here? - WILLIAM. Ay, sir, I thank God. - TOUCHSTONE. 'Thank God.' A good answer. - Art rich? - WILLIAM. Faith, sir, so so. - TOUCHSTONE. 'So so' is good, very good, very excellent good; and - yet it is not; it is but so so. Art thou wise? - WILLIAM. Ay, sir, I have a pretty wit. - TOUCHSTONE. Why, thou say'st well. I do now remember a saying: 'The - fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be - a fool.' The heathen philosopher, when he had a desire to eat a - grape, would open his lips when he put it into his mouth; meaning - thereby that grapes were made to eat and lips to open. You do - love this maid? - WILLIAM. I do, sir. - TOUCHSTONE. Give me your hand. Art thou learned? - WILLIAM. No, sir. - TOUCHSTONE. Then learn this of me: to have is to have; for it is a - figure in rhetoric that drink, being pour'd out of cup into a - glass, by filling the one doth empty the other; for all your - writers do consent that ipse is he; now, you are not ipse, for I - am he. - WILLIAM. Which he, sir? - TOUCHSTONE. He, sir, that must marry this woman. Therefore, you - clown, abandon- which is in the vulgar leave- the society- which - in the boorish is company- of this female- which in the common is - woman- which together is: abandon the society of this female; or, - clown, thou perishest; or, to thy better understanding, diest; - or, to wit, I kill thee, make thee away, translate thy life into - death, thy liberty into bondage. I will deal in poison with thee, - or in bastinado, or in steel; I will bandy with thee in faction; - will o'er-run thee with policy; I will kill thee a hundred and - fifty ways; therefore tremble and depart. - AUDREY. Do, good William. - WILLIAM. God rest you merry, sir. Exit - - Enter CORIN - - CORIN. Our master and mistress seeks you; come away, away. - TOUCHSTONE. Trip, Audrey, trip, Audrey. I attend, I attend. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -The forest - -Enter ORLANDO and OLIVER - - ORLANDO. Is't possible that on so little acquaintance you should - like her? that but seeing you should love her? and loving woo? - and, wooing, she should grant? and will you persever to enjoy - her? - OLIVER. Neither call the giddiness of it in question, the poverty - of her, the small acquaintance, my sudden wooing, nor her sudden - consenting; but say with me, I love Aliena; say with her that she - loves me; consent with both that we may enjoy each other. It - shall be to your good; for my father's house and all the revenue - that was old Sir Rowland's will I estate upon you, and here live - and die a shepherd. - ORLANDO. You have my consent. Let your wedding be to-morrow. - Thither will I invite the Duke and all's contented followers. Go - you and prepare Aliena; for, look you, here comes my Rosalind. - - Enter ROSALIND - - ROSALIND. God save you, brother. - OLIVER. And you, fair sister. Exit - ROSALIND. O, my dear Orlando, how it grieves me to see thee wear - thy heart in a scarf! - ORLANDO. It is my arm. - ROSALIND. I thought thy heart had been wounded with the claws of a - lion. - ORLANDO. Wounded it is, but with the eyes of a lady. - ROSALIND. Did your brother tell you how I counterfeited to swoon - when he show'd me your handkercher? - ORLANDO. Ay, and greater wonders than that. - ROSALIND. O, I know where you are. Nay, 'tis true. There was never - any thing so sudden but the fight of two rams and Caesar's - thrasonical brag of 'I came, saw, and overcame.' For your brother - and my sister no sooner met but they look'd; no sooner look'd but - they lov'd; no sooner lov'd but they sigh'd; no sooner sigh'd but - they ask'd one another the reason; no sooner knew the reason but - they sought the remedy- and in these degrees have they made pair - of stairs to marriage, which they will climb incontinent, or else - be incontinent before marriage. They are in the very wrath of - love, and they will together. Clubs cannot part them. - ORLANDO. They shall be married to-morrow; and I will bid the Duke - to the nuptial. But, O, how bitter a thing it is to look into - happiness through another man's eyes! By so much the more shall I - to-morrow be at the height of heart-heaviness, by how much I - shall think my brother happy in having what he wishes for. - ROSALIND. Why, then, to-morrow I cannot serve your turn for - Rosalind? - ORLANDO. I can live no longer by thinking. - ROSALIND. I will weary you, then, no longer with idle talking. Know - of me then- for now I speak to some purpose- that I know you are - a gentleman of good conceit. I speak not this that you should - bear a good opinion of my knowledge, insomuch I say I know you - are; neither do I labour for a greater esteem than may in some - little measure draw a belief from you, to do yourself good, and - not to grace me. Believe then, if you please, that I can do - strange things. I have, since I was three year old, convers'd - with a magician, most profound in his art and yet not damnable. - If you do love Rosalind so near the heart as your gesture cries - it out, when your brother marries Aliena shall you marry her. I - know into what straits of fortune she is driven; and it is not - impossible to me, if it appear not inconvenient to you, to set - her before your eyes to-morrow, human as she is, and without any - danger. - ORLANDO. Speak'st thou in sober meanings? - ROSALIND. By my life, I do; which I tender dearly, though I say I - am a magician. Therefore put you in your best array, bid your - friends; for if you will be married to-morrow, you shall; and to - Rosalind, if you will. - - Enter SILVIUS and PHEBE - - Look, here comes a lover of mine, and a lover of hers. - PHEBE. Youth, you have done me much ungentleness - To show the letter that I writ to you. - ROSALIND. I care not if I have. It is my study - To seem despiteful and ungentle to you. - You are there follow'd by a faithful shepherd; - Look upon him, love him; he worships you. - PHEBE. Good shepherd, tell this youth what 'tis to love. - SILVIUS. It is to be all made of sighs and tears; - And so am I for Phebe. - PHEBE. And I for Ganymede. - ORLANDO. And I for Rosalind. - ROSALIND. And I for no woman. - SILVIUS. It is to be all made of faith and service; - And so am I for Phebe. - PHEBE. And I for Ganymede. - ORLANDO. And I for Rosalind. - ROSALIND. And I for no woman. - SILVIUS. It is to be all made of fantasy, - All made of passion, and all made of wishes; - All adoration, duty, and observance, - All humbleness, all patience, and impatience, - All purity, all trial, all obedience; - And so am I for Phebe. - PHEBE. And so am I for Ganymede. - ORLANDO. And so am I for Rosalind. - ROSALIND. And so am I for no woman. - PHEBE. If this be so, why blame you me to love you? - SILVIUS. If this be so, why blame you me to love you? - ORLANDO. If this be so, why blame you me to love you? - ROSALIND. Why do you speak too, 'Why blame you me to love you?' - ORLANDO. To her that is not here, nor doth not hear. - ROSALIND. Pray you, no more of this; 'tis like the howling of Irish - wolves against the moon. [To SILVIUS] I will help you if I can. - [To PHEBE] I would love you if I could.- To-morrow meet me all - together. [ To PHEBE ] I will marry you if ever I marry woman, - and I'll be married to-morrow. [To ORLANDO] I will satisfy you if - ever I satisfied man, and you shall be married to-morrow. [To - Silvius] I will content you if what pleases you contents you, and - you shall be married to-morrow. [To ORLANDO] As you love - Rosalind, meet. [To SILVIUS] As you love Phebe, meet;- and as I - love no woman, I'll meet. So, fare you well; I have left you - commands. - SILVIUS. I'll not fail, if I live. - PHEBE. Nor I. - ORLANDO. Nor I. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -The forest - -Enter TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY - - TOUCHSTONE. To-morrow is the joyful day, Audre'y; to-morrow will we - be married. - AUDREY. I do desire it with all my heart; and I hope it is no - dishonest desire to desire to be a woman of the world. Here come - two of the banish'd Duke's pages. - - Enter two PAGES - - FIRST PAGE. Well met, honest gentleman. - TOUCHSTONE. By my troth, well met. Come sit, sit, and a song. - SECOND PAGE. We are for you; sit i' th' middle. - FIRST PAGE. Shall we clap into't roundly, without hawking, or - spitting, or saying we are hoarse, which are the only prologues - to a bad voice? - SECOND PAGE. I'faith, i'faith; and both in a tune, like two gipsies - on a horse. - - SONG. - It was a lover and his lass, - With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino, - That o'er the green corn-field did pass - In the spring time, the only pretty ring time, - When birds do sing, hey ding a ding, ding. - Sweet lovers love the spring. - - Between the acres of the rye, - With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino, - These pretty country folks would lie, - In the spring time, &c. - - This carol they began that hour, - With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino, - How that a life was but a flower, - In the spring time, &c. - - And therefore take the present time, - With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino, - For love is crowned with the prime, - In the spring time, &c. - - TOUCHSTONE. Truly, young gentlemen, though there was no great - matter in the ditty, yet the note was very untuneable. - FIRST PAGE. YOU are deceiv'd, sir; we kept time, we lost not our - time. - TOUCHSTONE. By my troth, yes; I count it but time lost to hear such - a foolish song. God buy you; and God mend your voices. Come, - Audrey. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -The forest - -Enter DUKE SENIOR, AMIENS, JAQUES, ORLANDO, OLIVER, and CELIA - - DUKE SENIOR. Dost thou believe, Orlando, that the boy - Can do all this that he hath promised? - ORLANDO. I sometimes do believe and sometimes do not: - As those that fear they hope, and know they fear. - - Enter ROSALIND, SILVIUS, and PHEBE - - ROSALIND. Patience once more, whiles our compact is urg'd: - You say, if I bring in your Rosalind, - You will bestow her on Orlando here? - DUKE SENIOR. That would I, had I kingdoms to give with her. - ROSALIND. And you say you will have her when I bring her? - ORLANDO. That would I, were I of all kingdoms king. - ROSALIND. You say you'll marry me, if I be willing? - PHEBE. That will I, should I die the hour after. - ROSALIND. But if you do refuse to marry me, - You'll give yourself to this most faithful shepherd? - PHEBE. So is the bargain. - ROSALIND. You say that you'll have Phebe, if she will? - SILVIUS. Though to have her and death were both one thing. - ROSALIND. I have promis'd to make all this matter even. - Keep you your word, O Duke, to give your daughter; - You yours, Orlando, to receive his daughter; - Keep your word, Phebe, that you'll marry me, - Or else, refusing me, to wed this shepherd; - Keep your word, Silvius, that you'll marry her - If she refuse me; and from hence I go, - To make these doubts all even. - Exeunt ROSALIND and CELIA - DUKE SENIOR. I do remember in this shepherd boy - Some lively touches of my daughter's favour. - ORLANDO. My lord, the first time that I ever saw him - Methought he was a brother to your daughter. - But, my good lord, this boy is forest-born, - And hath been tutor'd in the rudiments - Of many desperate studies by his uncle, - Whom he reports to be a great magician, - Obscured in the circle of this forest. - - Enter TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY - - JAQUES. There is, sure, another flood toward, and these couples are - coming to the ark. Here comes a pair of very strange beasts which - in all tongues are call'd fools. - TOUCHSTONE. Salutation and greeting to you all! - JAQUES. Good my lord, bid him welcome. This is the motley-minded - gentleman that I have so often met in the forest. He hath been a - courtier, he swears. - TOUCHSTONE. If any man doubt that, let him put me to my purgation. - I have trod a measure; I have flatt'red a lady; I have been - politic with my friend, smooth with mine enemy; I have undone - three tailors; I have had four quarrels, and like to have fought - one. - JAQUES. And how was that ta'en up? - TOUCHSTONE. Faith, we met, and found the quarrel was upon the - seventh cause. - JAQUES. How seventh cause? Good my lord, like this fellow. - DUKE SENIOR. I like him very well. - TOUCHSTONE. God 'ild you, sir; I desire you of the like. I press in - here, sir, amongst the rest of the country copulatives, to swear - and to forswear, according as marriage binds and blood breaks. A - poor virgin, sir, an ill-favour'd thing, sir, but mine own; a - poor humour of mine, sir, to take that that man else will. Rich - honesty dwells like a miser, sir, in a poor house; as your pearl - in your foul oyster. - DUKE SENIOR. By my faith, he is very swift and sententious. - TOUCHSTONE. According to the fool's bolt, sir, and such dulcet - diseases. - JAQUES. But, for the seventh cause: how did you find the quarrel on - the seventh cause? - TOUCHSTONE. Upon a lie seven times removed- bear your body more - seeming, Audrey- as thus, sir. I did dislike the cut of a certain - courtier's beard; he sent me word, if I said his beard was not - cut well, he was in the mind it was. This is call'd the Retort - Courteous. If I sent him word again it was not well cut, he would - send me word he cut it to please himself. This is call'd the Quip - Modest. If again it was not well cut, he disabled my judgment. - This is call'd the Reply Churlish. If again it was not well cut, - he would answer I spake not true. This is call'd the Reproof - Valiant. If again it was not well cut, he would say I lie. This - is call'd the Countercheck Quarrelsome. And so to the Lie - Circumstantial and the Lie Direct. - JAQUES. And how oft did you say his beard was not well cut? - TOUCHSTONE. I durst go no further than the Lie Circumstantial, nor - he durst not give me the Lie Direct; and so we measur'd swords - and parted. - JAQUES. Can you nominate in order now the degrees of the lie? - TOUCHSTONE. O, sir, we quarrel in print by the book, as you have - books for good manners. I will name you the degrees. The first, - the Retort Courteous; the second, the Quip Modest; the third, the - Reply Churlish; the fourth, the Reproof Valiant; the fifth, the - Countercheck Quarrelsome; the sixth, the Lie with Circumstance; - the seventh, the Lie Direct. All these you may avoid but the Lie - Direct; and you may avoid that too with an If. I knew when seven - justices could not take up a quarrel; but when the parties were - met themselves, one of them thought but of an If, as: 'If you - said so, then I said so.' And they shook hands, and swore - brothers. Your If is the only peace-maker; much virtue in If. - JAQUES. Is not this a rare fellow, my lord? - He's as good at any thing, and yet a fool. - DUKE SENIOR. He uses his folly like a stalking-horse, and under the - presentation of that he shoots his wit: - - Enter HYMEN, ROSALIND, and CELIA. Still MUSIC - - HYMEN. Then is there mirth in heaven, - When earthly things made even - Atone together. - Good Duke, receive thy daughter; - Hymen from heaven brought her, - Yea, brought her hither, - That thou mightst join her hand with his, - Whose heart within his bosom is. - ROSALIND. [To DUKE] To you I give myself, for I am yours. - [To ORLANDO] To you I give myself, for I am yours. - DUKE SENIOR. If there be truth in sight, you are my daughter. - ORLANDO. If there be truth in sight, you are my Rosalind. - PHEBE. If sight and shape be true, - Why then, my love adieu! - ROSALIND. I'll have no father, if you be not he; - I'll have no husband, if you be not he; - Nor ne'er wed woman, if you be not she. - HYMEN. Peace, ho! I bar confusion; - 'Tis I must make conclusion - Of these most strange events. - Here's eight that must take hands - To join in Hymen's bands, - If truth holds true contents. - You and you no cross shall part; - You and you are heart in heart; - You to his love must accord, - Or have a woman to your lord; - You and you are sure together, - As the winter to foul weather. - Whiles a wedlock-hymn we sing, - Feed yourselves with questioning, - That reason wonder may diminish, - How thus we met, and these things finish. - - SONG - Wedding is great Juno's crown; - O blessed bond of board and bed! - 'Tis Hymen peoples every town; - High wedlock then be honoured. - Honour, high honour, and renown, - To Hymen, god of every town! - - DUKE SENIOR. O my dear niece, welcome thou art to me! - Even daughter, welcome in no less degree. - PHEBE. I will not eat my word, now thou art mine; - Thy faith my fancy to thee doth combine. - - Enter JAQUES de BOYS - - JAQUES de BOYS. Let me have audience for a word or two. - I am the second son of old Sir Rowland, - That bring these tidings to this fair assembly. - Duke Frederick, hearing how that every day - Men of great worth resorted to this forest, - Address'd a mighty power; which were on foot, - In his own conduct, purposely to take - His brother here, and put him to the sword; - And to the skirts of this wild wood he came, - Where, meeting with an old religious man, - After some question with him, was converted - Both from his enterprise and from the world; - His crown bequeathing to his banish'd brother, - And all their lands restor'd to them again - That were with him exil'd. This to be true - I do engage my life. - DUKE SENIOR. Welcome, young man. - Thou offer'st fairly to thy brothers' wedding: - To one, his lands withheld; and to the other, - A land itself at large, a potent dukedom. - First, in this forest let us do those ends - That here were well begun and well begot; - And after, every of this happy number, - That have endur'd shrewd days and nights with us, - Shall share the good of our returned fortune, - According to the measure of their states. - Meantime, forget this new-fall'n dignity, - And fall into our rustic revelry. - Play, music; and you brides and bridegrooms all, - With measure heap'd in joy, to th' measures fall. - JAQUES. Sir, by your patience. If I heard you rightly, - The Duke hath put on a religious life, - And thrown into neglect the pompous court. - JAQUES DE BOYS. He hath. - JAQUES. To him will I. Out of these convertites - There is much matter to be heard and learn'd. - [To DUKE] You to your former honour I bequeath; - Your patience and your virtue well deserves it. - [To ORLANDO] You to a love that your true faith doth merit; - [To OLIVER] You to your land, and love, and great allies - [To SILVIUS] You to a long and well-deserved bed; - [To TOUCHSTONE] And you to wrangling; for thy loving voyage - Is but for two months victuall'd.- So to your pleasures; - I am for other than for dancing measures. - DUKE SENIOR. Stay, Jaques, stay. - JAQUES. To see no pastime I. What you would have - I'll stay to know at your abandon'd cave. Exit - DUKE SENIOR. Proceed, proceed. We will begin these rites, - As we do trust they'll end, in true delights. [A dance] Exeunt - -EPILOGUE - EPILOGUE. - ROSALIND. It is not the fashion to see the lady the epilogue; but - it is no more unhandsome than to see the lord the prologue. If it - be true that good wine needs no bush, 'tis true that a good play - needs no epilogue. Yet to good wine they do use good bushes; and - good plays prove the better by the help of good epilogues. What a - case am I in then, that am neither a good epilogue, nor cannot - insinuate with you in the behalf of a good play! I am not - furnish'd like a beggar; therefore to beg will not become me. My - way is to conjure you; and I'll begin with the women. I charge - you, O women, for the love you bear to men, to like as much of - this play as please you; and I charge you, O men, for the love - you bear to women- as I perceive by your simp'ring none of you - hates them- that between you and the women the play may please. - If I were a woman, I would kiss as many of you as had beards that - pleas'd me, complexions that lik'd me, and breaths that I defied - not; and, I am sure, as many as have good beards, or good faces, - or sweet breaths, will, for my kind offer, when I make curtsy, - bid me farewell. - -THE END - - - - - -1593 - -THE COMEDY OF ERRORS - -by William Shakespeare - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - -SOLINUS, Duke of Ephesus -AEGEON, a merchant of Syracuse - -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS twin brothers and sons to -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE Aegion and Aemelia - -DROMIO OF EPHESUS twin brothers, and attendants on -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE the two Antipholuses - -BALTHAZAR, a merchant -ANGELO, a goldsmith -FIRST MERCHANT, friend to Antipholus of Syracuse -SECOND MERCHANT, to whom Angelo is a debtor -PINCH, a schoolmaster - -AEMILIA, wife to AEgeon; an abbess at Ephesus -ADRIANA, wife to Antipholus of Ephesus -LUCIANA, her sister -LUCE, servant to Adriana - -A COURTEZAN - -Gaoler, Officers, Attendants - - - - - -SCENE: -Ephesus - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -THE COMEDY OF ERRORS - -ACT I. SCENE 1 - -A hall in the DUKE'S palace - -Enter the DUKE OF EPHESUS, AEGEON, the Merchant -of Syracuse, GAOLER, OFFICERS, and other ATTENDANTS - -AEGEON. Proceed, Solinus, to procure my fall, - And by the doom of death end woes and all. -DUKE. Merchant of Syracuse, plead no more; - I am not partial to infringe our laws. - The enmity and discord which of late - Sprung from the rancorous outrage of your duke - To merchants, our well-dealing countrymen, - Who, wanting guilders to redeem their lives, - Have seal'd his rigorous statutes with their bloods, - Excludes all pity from our threat'ning looks. - For, since the mortal and intestine jars - 'Twixt thy seditious countrymen and us, - It hath in solemn synods been decreed, - Both by the Syracusians and ourselves, - To admit no traffic to our adverse towns; - Nay, more: if any born at Ephesus - Be seen at any Syracusian marts and fairs; - Again, if any Syracusian born - Come to the bay of Ephesus-he dies, - His goods confiscate to the Duke's dispose, - Unless a thousand marks be levied, - To quit the penalty and to ransom him. - Thy substance, valued at the highest rate, - Cannot amount unto a hundred marks; - Therefore by law thou art condemn'd to die. -AEGEON. Yet this my comfort: when your words are done, - My woes end likewise with the evening sun. -DUKE. Well, Syracusian, say in brief the cause - Why thou departed'st from thy native home, - And for what cause thou cam'st to Ephesus. -AEGEON. A heavier task could not have been impos'd - Than I to speak my griefs unspeakable; - Yet, that the world may witness that my end - Was wrought by nature, not by vile offence, - I'll utter what my sorrow gives me leave. - In Syracuse was I born, and wed - Unto a woman, happy but for me, - And by me, had not our hap been bad. - With her I liv'd in joy; our wealth increas'd - By prosperous voyages I often made - To Epidamnum; till my factor's death, - And the great care of goods at random left, - Drew me from kind embracements of my spouse: - From whom my absence was not six months old, - Before herself, almost at fainting under - The pleasing punishment that women bear, - Had made provision for her following me, - And soon and safe arrived where I was. - There had she not been long but she became - A joyful mother of two goodly sons; - And, which was strange, the one so like the other - As could not be disdnguish'd but by names. - That very hour, and in the self-same inn, - A mean woman was delivered - Of such a burden, male twins, both alike. - Those, for their parents were exceeding poor, - I bought, and brought up to attend my sons. - My wife, not meanly proud of two such boys, - Made daily motions for our home return; - Unwilling, I agreed. Alas! too soon - We came aboard. - A league from Epidamnum had we sail'd - Before the always-wind-obeying deep - Gave any tragic instance of our harm: - But longer did we not retain much hope, - For what obscured light the heavens did grant - Did but convey unto our fearful minds - A doubtful warrant of immediate death; - Which though myself would gladly have embrac'd, - Yet the incessant weepings of my wife, - Weeping before for what she saw must come, - And piteous plainings of the pretty babes, - That mourn'd for fashion, ignorant what to fear, - Forc'd me to seek delays for them and me. - And this it was, for other means was none: - The sailors sought for safety by our boat, - And left the ship, then sinking-ripe, to us; - My wife, more careful for the latter-born, - Had fast'ned him unto a small spare mast, - Such as sea-faring men provide for storms; - To him one of the other twins was bound, - Whilst I had been like heedful of the other. - The children thus dispos'd, my wife and I, - Fixing our eyes on whom our care was fix'd, - Fast'ned ourselves at either end the mast, - And, floating straight, obedient to the stream, - Was carried towards Corinth, as we thought. - At length the sun, gazing upon the earth, - Dispers'd those vapours that offended us; - And, by the benefit of his wished light, - The seas wax'd calm, and we discovered - Two ships from far making amain to us- - Of Corinth that, of Epidaurus this. - But ere they came-O, let me say no more! - Gather the sequel by that went before. -DUKE. Nay, forward, old man, do not break off so; - For we may pity, though not pardon thee. -AEGEON. O, had the gods done so, I had not now - Worthily term'd them merciless to us! - For, ere the ships could meet by twice five leagues, - We were encount'red by a mighty rock, - Which being violently borne upon, - Our helpful ship was splitted in the midst; - So that, in this unjust divorce of us, - Fortune had left to both of us alike - What to delight in, what to sorrow for. - Her part, poor soul, seeming as burdened - With lesser weight, but not with lesser woe, - Was carried with more speed before the wind; - And in our sight they three were taken up - By fishermen of Corinth, as we thought. - At length another ship had seiz'd on us; - And, knowing whom it was their hap to save, - Gave healthful welcome to their ship-wreck'd guests, - And would have reft the fishers of their prey, - Had not their bark been very slow of sail; - And therefore homeward did they bend their course. - Thus have you heard me sever'd from my bliss, - That by misfortunes was my life prolong'd, - To tell sad stories of my own mishaps. -DUKE. And, for the sake of them thou sorrowest for, - Do me the favour to dilate at full - What have befall'n of them and thee till now. -AEGEON. My youngest boy, and yet my eldest care, - At eighteen years became inquisitive - After his brother, and importun'd me - That his attendant-so his case was like, - Reft of his brother, but retain'd his name- - Might bear him company in the quest of him; - Whom whilst I laboured of a love to see, - I hazarded the loss of whom I lov'd. - Five summers have I spent in farthest Greece, - Roaming clean through the bounds of Asia, - And, coasting homeward, came to Ephesus; - Hopeless to find, yet loath to leave unsought - Or that or any place that harbours men. - But here must end the story of my life; - And happy were I in my timely death, - Could all my travels warrant me they live. -DUKE. Hapless, Aegeon, whom the fates have mark'd - To bear the extremity of dire mishap! - Now, trust me, were it not against our laws, - Against my crown, my oath, my dignity, - Which princes, would they, may not disannul, - My soul should sue as advocate for thee. - But though thou art adjudged to the death, - And passed sentence may not be recall'd - But to our honour's great disparagement, - Yet will I favour thee in what I can. - Therefore, merchant, I'll limit thee this day - To seek thy help by beneficial hap. - Try all the friends thou hast in Ephesus; - Beg thou, or borrow, to make up the sum, - And live; if no, then thou art doom'd to die. - Gaoler, take him to thy custody. -GAOLER. I will, my lord. -AEGEON. Hopeless and helpless doth Aegeon wend, - But to procrastinate his lifeless end. -<Exeunt - - -SCENE 2 - -The mart - -Enter ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE, DROMIO OF SYRACUSE, and FIRST MERCHANT - -FIRST MERCHANT. Therefore, give out you are of Epidamnum, - Lest that your goods too soon be confiscate. - This very day a Syracusian merchant - Is apprehended for arrival here; - And, not being able to buy out his life, - According to the statute of the town, - Dies ere the weary sun set in the west. - There is your money that I had to keep. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Go bear it to the Centaur, where we host. - And stay there, Dromio, till I come to thee. - Within this hour it will be dinner-time; - Till that, I'll view the manners of the town, - Peruse the traders, gaze upon the buildings, - And then return and sleep within mine inn; - For with long travel I am stiff and weary. - Get thee away. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Many a man would take you at your word, - And go indeed, having so good a mean. -<Exit -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. A trusty villain, sir, that very oft, - When I am dull with care and melancholy, - Lightens my humour with his merry jests. - What, will you walk with me about the town, - And then go to my inn and dine with me? -FIRST MERCHANT. I am invited, sir, to certain merchants, - Of whom I hope to make much benefit; - I crave your pardon. Soon at five o'clock, - Please you, I'll meet with you upon the mart, - And afterward consort you till bed time. - My present business calls me from you now. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Farewell till then. I will go lose myself, - And wander up and down to view the city. -FIRST MERCHANT. Sir, I commend you to your own content. -<Exit FIRST MERCHANT -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. He that commends me to mine own content - Commends me to the thing I cannot get. - I to the world am like a drop of water - That in the ocean seeks another drop, - Who, falling there to find his fellow forth, - Unseen, inquisitive, confounds himself. - So I, to find a mother and a brother, - In quest of them, unhappy, lose myself. - -Enter DROMIO OF EPHESUS - - Here comes the almanac of my true date. - What now? How chance thou art return'd so soon? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Return'd so soon! rather approach'd too late. - The capon burns, the pig falls from the spit; - The clock hath strucken twelve upon the bell- - My mistress made it one upon my cheek; - She is so hot because the meat is cold, - The meat is cold because you come not home, - You come not home because you have no stomach, - You have no stomach, having broke your fast; - But we, that know what 'tis to fast and pray, - Are penitent for your default to-day. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Stop in your wind, sir; tell me this, I pray: - Where have you left the money that I gave you? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. O-Sixpence that I had a Wednesday last - To pay the saddler for my mistress' crupper? - The saddler had it, sir; I kept it not. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. I am not in a sportive humour now; - Tell me, and dally not, where is the money? - We being strangers here, how dar'st thou trust - So great a charge from thine own custody? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. I pray you jest, sir, as you sit at dinner. - I from my mistress come to you in post; - If I return, I shall be post indeed, - For she will score your fault upon my pate. - Methinks your maw, like mine, should be your clock, - And strike you home without a messenger. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Come, Dromio, come, these jests are out of season; - Reserve them till a merrier hour than this. - Where is the gold I gave in charge to thee? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. To me, sir? Why, you gave no gold to me. - ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Come on, sir knave, have done your foolishness, - And tell me how thou hast dispos'd thy charge. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. My charge was but to fetch you from the mart - Home to your house, the Phoenix, sir, to dinner. - My mistress and her sister stays for you. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Now, as I am a Christian, answer me - In what safe place you have bestow'd my money, - Or I shall break that merry sconce of yours, - That stands on tricks when I am undispos'd. - Where is the thousand marks thou hadst of me? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. I have some marks of yours upon my pate, - Some of my mistress' marks upon my shoulders, - But not a thousand marks between you both. - If I should pay your worship those again, - Perchance you will not bear them patiently. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Thy mistress' marks! What mistress, slave, hast thou? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Your worship's wife, my mistress at the Phoenix; - She that doth fast till you come home to dinner, - And prays that you will hie you home to dinner. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. What, wilt thou flout me thus unto my face, - Being forbid? There, take you that, sir knave. -[Beats him] -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. What mean you, sir? For God's sake hold your hands! - Nay, an you will not, sir, I'll take my heels. -<Exit -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Upon my life, by some device or other - The villain is o'erraught of all my money. - They say this town is full of cozenage; - As, nimble jugglers that deceive the eye, - Dark-working sorcerers that change the mind, - Soul-killing witches that deform the body, - Disguised cheaters, prating mountebanks, - And many such-like liberties of sin; - If it prove so, I will be gone the sooner. - I'll to the Centaur to go seek this slave. - I greatly fear my money is not safe. -<Exit - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -ACT Il. SCENE 1 - -The house of ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS - -Enter ADRIANA, wife to ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS, with LUCIANA, her sister - -ADRIANA. Neither my husband nor the slave return'd - That in such haste I sent to seek his master! - Sure, Luciana, it is two o'clock. -LUCIANA. Perhaps some merchant hath invited him, - And from the mart he's somewhere gone to dinner; - Good sister, let us dine, and never fret. - A man is master of his liberty; - Time is their master, and when they see time, - They'll go or come. If so, be patient, sister. -ADRIANA. Why should their liberty than ours be more? -LUCIANA. Because their business still lies out o' door. -ADRIANA. Look when I serve him so, he takes it ill. -LUCIANA. O, know he is the bridle of your will. -ADRIANA. There's none but asses will be bridled so. -LUCIANA. Why, headstrong liberty is lash'd with woe. - There's nothing situate under heaven's eye - But hath his bound, in earth, in sea, in sky. - The beasts, the fishes, and the winged fowls, - Are their males' subjects, and at their controls. - Man, more divine, the master of all these, - Lord of the wide world and wild wat'ry seas, - Indu'd with intellectual sense and souls, - Of more pre-eminence than fish and fowls, - Are masters to their females, and their lords; - Then let your will attend on their accords. -ADRIANA. This servitude makes you to keep unwed. -LUCIANA. Not this, but troubles of the marriage-bed. -ADRIANA. But, were you wedded, you would bear some sway. -LUCIANA. Ere I learn love, I'll practise to obey. -ADRIANA. How if your husband start some other where? -LUCIANA. Till he come home again, I would forbear. -ADRIANA. Patience unmov'd! no marvel though she pause: - They can be meek that have no other cause. - A wretched soul, bruis'd with adversity, - We bid be quiet when we hear it cry; - But were we burd'ned with like weight of pain, - As much, or more, we should ourselves complain. - So thou, that hast no unkind mate to grieve thee, - With urging helpless patience would relieve me; - But if thou live to see like right bereft, - This fool-begg'd patience in thee will be left. -LUCIANA. Well, I will marry one day, but to try. - Here comes your man, now is your husband nigh. - -Enter DROMIO OF EPHESUS - -ADRIANA. Say, is your tardy master now at hand? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Nay, he's at two hands with me, and that my two - ears can witness. -ADRIANA. Say, didst thou speak with him? Know'st thou his mind? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Ay, ay, he told his mind upon mine ear. - Beshrew his hand, I scarce could understand it. -LUCIANA. Spake he so doubtfully thou could'st not feel his meaning? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Nay, he struck so plainly I could to - well feel his blows; and withal so doubtfully that I could - scarce understand them. -ADRIANA. But say, I prithee, is he coming home? - It seems he hath great care to please his wife. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Why, mistress, sure my master is horn-mad. -ADRIANA. Horn-mad, thou villain! -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. I mean not cuckold-mad; - But, sure, he is stark mad. - When I desir'd him to come home to dinner, - He ask'd me for a thousand marks in gold. - "Tis dinner time' quoth I; 'My gold!' quoth he. - 'Your meat doth burn' quoth I; 'My gold!' quoth he. - 'Will you come home?' quoth I; 'My gold!' quoth he. - 'Where is the thousand marks I gave thee, villain?' - 'The pig' quoth I 'is burn'd'; 'My gold!' quoth he. - 'My mistress, sir,' quoth I; 'Hang up thy mistress; - I know not thy mistress; out on thy mistress.' -LUCIANA. Quoth who? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Quoth my master. - 'I know' quoth he 'no house, no wife, no mistress.' - So that my errand, due unto my tongue, - I thank him, I bare home upon my shoulders; - For, in conclusion, he did beat me there. -ADRIANA. Go back again, thou slave, and fetch him home. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Go back again, and be new beaten home? - For God's sake, send some other messenger. -ADRIANA. Back, slave, or I will break thy pate across. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. And he will bless that cross with other beating; - Between you I shall have a holy head. -ADRIANA. Hence, prating peasant! Fetch thy master home. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Am I so round with you, as you with me, - That like a football you do spurn me thus? - You spurn me hence, and he will spurn me hither; - If I last in this service, you must case me in leather. -<Exit -LUCIANA. Fie, how impatience loureth in your face! -ADRIANA. His company must do his minions grace, - Whilst I at home starve for a merry look. - Hath homely age th' alluring beauty took - From my poor cheek? Then he hath wasted it. - Are my discourses dull? Barren my wit? - If voluble and sharp discourse be marr'd, - Unkindness blunts it more than marble hard. - Do their gay vestments his affections bait? - That's not my fault; he's master of my state. - What ruins are in me that can be found - By him not ruin'd? Then is he the ground - Of my defeatures. My decayed fair - A sunny look of his would soon repair. - But, too unruly deer, he breaks the pale, - And feeds from home; poor I am but his stale. -LUCIANA. Self-harming jealousy! fie, beat it hence. -ADRIANA. Unfeeling fools can with such wrongs dispense. - I know his eye doth homage otherwhere; - Or else what lets it but he would be here? - Sister, you know he promis'd me a chain; - Would that alone a love he would detain, - So he would keep fair quarter with his bed! - I see the jewel best enamelled - Will lose his beauty; yet the gold bides still - That others touch and, often touching, will - Where gold; and no man that hath a name - By falsehood and corruption doth it shame. - Since that my beauty cannot please his eye, - I'll weep what's left away, and weeping die. -LUCIANA. How many fond fools serve mad jealousy! -<Exeunt - - -SCENE 2 - -The mart - -Enter ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE - -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. The gold I gave to Dromio is laid up - Safe at the Centaur, and the heedful slave - Is wand'red forth in care to seek me out. - By computation and mine host's report - I could not speak with Dromio since at first - I sent him from the mart. See, here he comes. - -Enter DROMIO OF SYRACUSE - - How now, sir, is your merry humour alter'd? - As you love strokes, so jest with me again. - You know no Centaur! You receiv'd no gold! - Your mistress sent to have me home to dinner! - My house was at the Phoenix! Wast thou mad, - That thus so madly thou didst answer me? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. What answer, sir? When spake I such a word? -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Even now, even here, not half an hour since. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. I did not see you since you sent me hence, - Home to the Centaur, with the gold you gave me. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Villain, thou didst deny the gold's receipt, - And told'st me of a mistress and a dinner; - For which, I hope, thou felt'st I was displeas'd. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. I am glad to see you in this merry vein. - What means this jest? I pray you, master, tell me. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Yea, dost thou jeer and flout me in the teeth? - Think'st thou I jest? Hold, take thou that, and that. -[Beating him] -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Hold, sir, for God's sake! Now your jest is earnest. - Upon what bargain do you give it me? -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Because that I familiarly sometimes - Do use you for my fool and chat with you, - Your sauciness will jest upon my love, - And make a common of my serious hours. - When the sun shines let foolish gnats make sport, - But creep in crannies when he hides his beams. - If you will jest with me, know my aspect, - And fashion your demeanour to my looks, - Or I will beat this method in your sconce. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Sconce, call you it? So you would - leave battering, I had rather have it a head. An you use - these blows long, I must get a sconce for my head, and - insconce it too; or else I shall seek my wit in my shoulders. - But I pray, sir, why am I beaten? -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Dost thou not know? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Nothing, sir, but that I am beaten. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Shall I tell you why? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Ay, sir, and wherefore; for they say - every why hath a wherefore. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Why, first for flouting me; and then wherefore, - For urging it the second time to me. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Was there ever any man thus beaten out of season, - When in the why and the wherefore is neither rhyme nor reason? - Well, sir, I thank you. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Thank me, sir! for what? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Marry, sir, for this something that you gave - me for nothing. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. I'll make you amends next, to - give you nothing for something. But say, sir, is it dinnertime? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. No, sir; I think the meat wants that I have. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. In good time, sir, what's that? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Basting. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Well, sir, then 'twill be dry. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. If it be, sir, I pray you eat none of it. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Your reason? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Lest it make you choleric, and purchase me - another dry basting. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Well, sir, learn to jest in good time; - there's a time for all things. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. I durst have denied that, before you - were so choleric. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. By what rule, sir? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Marry, sir, by a rule as plain as the - plain bald pate of Father Time himself. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Let's hear it. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. There's no time for a man to recover - his hair that grows bald by nature. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. May he not do it by fine and recovery? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Yes, to pay a fine for a periwig, and - recover the lost hair of another man. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Why is Time such a niggard of - hair, being, as it is, so plentiful an excrement? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Because it is a blessing that he bestows - on beasts, and what he hath scanted men in hair he hath - given them in wit. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Why, but there's many a man - hath more hair than wit. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Not a man of those but he hath the - wit to lose his hair. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Why, thou didst conclude hairy - men plain dealers without wit. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. The plainer dealer, the sooner lost; - yet he loseth it in a kind of jollity. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. For what reason? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. For two; and sound ones too. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Nay, not sound I pray you. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Sure ones, then. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Nay, not sure, in a thing falsing. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Certain ones, then. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Name them. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. The one, to save the money that he spends in - tiring; the other, that at dinner they should not drop in his - porridge. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. You would all this time have prov'd there - is no time for all things. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Marry, and did, sir; namely, no time to recover - hair lost by nature. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. But your reason was not substantial, why - there is no time to recover. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Thus I mend it: Time himself is bald, - and therefore to the world's end will have bald followers. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. I knew 't'would be a bald conclusion. But, - soft, who wafts us yonder? - -Enter ADRIANA and LUCIANA - -ADRIANA. Ay, ay, Antipholus, look strange and frown. - Some other mistress hath thy sweet aspects; - I am not Adriana, nor thy wife. - The time was once when thou unurg'd wouldst vow - That never words were music to thine ear, - That never object pleasing in thine eye, - That never touch well welcome to thy hand, - That never meat sweet-savour'd in thy taste, - Unless I spake, or look'd, or touch'd, or carv'd to thee. - How comes it now, my husband, O, how comes it, - That thou art then estranged from thyself? - Thyself I call it, being strange to me, - That, undividable, incorporate, - Am better than thy dear self's better part. - Ah, do not tear away thyself from me; - For know, my love, as easy mayst thou fall - A drop of water in the breaking gulf, - And take unmingled thence that drop again - Without addition or diminishing, - As take from me thyself, and not me too. - How dearly would it touch thee to the quick, - Should'st thou but hear I were licentious, - And that this body, consecrate to thee, - By ruffian lust should be contaminate! - Wouldst thou not spit at me and spurn at me, - And hurl the name of husband in my face, - And tear the stain'd skin off my harlot-brow, - And from my false hand cut the wedding-ring, - And break it with a deep-divorcing vow? - I know thou canst, and therefore see thou do it. - I am possess'd with an adulterate blot; - My blood is mingled with the crime of lust; - For if we two be one, and thou play false, - I do digest the poison of thy flesh, - Being strumpeted by thy contagion. - Keep then fair league and truce with thy true bed; - I live dis-stain'd, thou undishonoured. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Plead you to me, fair dame? I know you not: - In Ephesus I am but two hours old, - As strange unto your town as to your talk, - Who, every word by all my wit being scann'd, - Wants wit in all one word to understand. -LUCIANA. Fie, brother, how the world is chang'd with you! - When were you wont to use my sister thus? - She sent for you by Dromio home to dinner. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. By Dromio? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. By me? -ADRIANA. By thee; and this thou didst return from him- - That he did buffet thee, and in his blows - Denied my house for his, me for his wife. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Did you converse, sir, with this gentlewoman? - What is the course and drift of your compact? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. I, Sir? I never saw her till this time. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Villain, thou liest; for even her very words - Didst thou deliver to me on the mart. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. I never spake with her in all my life. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. How can she thus, then, call us by our names, - Unless it be by inspiration? -ADRIANA. How ill agrees it with your gravity - To counterfeit thus grossly with your slave, - Abetting him to thwart me in my mood! - Be it my wrong you are from me exempt, - But wrong not that wrong with a more contempt. - Come, I will fasten on this sleeve of thine; - Thou art an elm, my husband, I a vine, - Whose weakness, married to thy stronger state, - Makes me with thy strength to communicate. - If aught possess thee from me, it is dross, - Usurping ivy, brier, or idle moss; - Who all, for want of pruning, with intrusion - Infect thy sap, and live on thy confusion. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. To me she speaks; she moves me for her theme. - What, was I married to her in my dream? - Or sleep I now, and think I hear all this? - What error drives our eyes and ears amiss? - Until I know this sure uncertainty, - I'll entertain the offer'd fallacy. -LUCIANA. Dromio, go bid the servants spread for dinner. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. O, for my beads! I cross me for sinner. - This is the fairy land. O spite of spites! - We talk with goblins, owls, and sprites. - If we obey them not, this will ensue: - They'll suck our breath, or pinch us black and blue. -LUCIANA. Why prat'st thou to thyself, and answer'st not? - Dromio, thou drone, thou snail, thou slug, thou sot! -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. I am transformed, master, am not I? -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. I think thou art in mind, and so am I. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Nay, master, both in mind and in my shape. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Thou hast thine own form. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. No, I am an ape. -LUCIANA. If thou art chang'd to aught, 'tis to an ass. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. 'Tis true; she rides me, and I long for grass. - 'Tis so, I am an ass; else it could never be - But I should know her as well as she knows me. -ADRIANA. Come, come, no longer will I be a fool, - To put the finger in the eye and weep, - Whilst man and master laughs my woes to scorn. - Come, sir, to dinner. Dromio, keep the gate. - Husband, I'll dine above with you to-day, - And shrive you of a thousand idle pranks. - Sirrah, if any ask you for your master, - Say he dines forth, and let no creature enter. - Come, sister. Dromio, play the porter well. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Am I in earth, in heaven, or in hell? - Sleeping or waking, mad or well-advis'd? - Known unto these, and to myself disguis'd! - I'll say as they say, and persever so, - And in this mist at all adventures go. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Master, shall I be porter at the gate? -ADRIANA. Ay; and let none enter, lest I break your pate. -LUCIANA. Come, come, Antipholus, we dine too late. -<Exeunt - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -ACT III. SCENE 1 - -Before the house of ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS - -Enter ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS, DROMIO OF EPHESUS, ANGELO, and BALTHAZAR - -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Good Signior Angelo, you must excuse us all; - My wife is shrewish when I keep not hours. - Say that I linger'd with you at your shop - To see the making of her carcanet, - And that to-morrow you will bring it home. - But here's a villain that would face me down - He met me on the mart, and that I beat him, - And charg'd him with a thousand marks in gold, - And that I did deny my wife and house. - Thou drunkard, thou, what didst thou mean by this? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Say what you will, sir, but I know what I know. - That you beat me at the mart I have your hand to show; - If the skin were parchment, and the blows you gave were ink, - Your own handwriting would tell you what I think. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. I think thou art an ass. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Marry, so it doth appear - By the wrongs I suffer and the blows I bear. - I should kick, being kick'd; and being at that pass, - You would keep from my heels, and beware of an ass. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Y'are sad, Signior Balthazar; pray God our cheer - May answer my good will and your good welcome here. -BALTHAZAR. I hold your dainties cheap, sir, and your welcome dear. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. O, Signior Balthazar, either at flesh or fish, - A table full of welcome makes scarce one dainty dish. -BALTHAZAR. Good meat, sir, is common; that every churl affords. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. And welcome more common; for that's nothing - but words. -BALTHAZAR. Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Ay, to a niggardly host and more sparing guest. - But though my cates be mean, take them in good part; - Better cheer may you have, but not with better heart. - But, soft, my door is lock'd; go bid them let us in. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Maud, Bridget, Marian, Cicely, Gillian, Ginn! -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. [Within] Mome, malt-horse, capon, coxcomb, idiot, patch! - Either get thee from the door, or sit down at the hatch. - Dost thou conjure for wenches, that thou call'st for such store, - When one is one too many? Go get thee from the door. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. What patch is made our porter? - My master stays in the street. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. [Within] Let him walk from whence he came, - lest he catch cold on's feet. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Who talks within there? Ho, open the door! -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. [Within] Right, sir; I'll tell you when, - an you'll tell me wherefore. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Wherefore? For my dinner; - I have not din'd to-day. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. [Within] Nor to-day here you must not; - come again when you may. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. What art thou that keep'st me out - from the house I owe? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. [Within] The porter for this time, - sir, and my name is Dromio. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. O Villain, thou hast stol'n both mine - office and my name! - The one ne'er got me credit, the other mickle blame. - If thou hadst been Dromio to-day in my place, - Thou wouldst have chang'd thy face for a name, or thy name for an ass. - -Enter LUCE, within - -LUCE. [Within] What a coil is there, Dromio? Who are those at the gate? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Let my master in, Luce. -LUCE. [Within] Faith, no, he comes too late; - And so tell your master. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. O Lord, I must laugh! - Have at you with a proverb: Shall I set in my staff? -LUCE. [Within] Have at you with another: that's-when? can you tell? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. [Within] If thy name be called Luce - -Luce, thou hast answer'd him well. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Do you hear, you minion? You'll let us in, I hope? -LUCE. [Within] I thought to have ask'd you. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. [Within] And you said no. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. SO, Come, help: well struck! there was blow for blow. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Thou baggage, let me in. -LUCE. [Within] Can you tell for whose sake? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Master, knock the door hard. -LUCE. [Within] Let him knock till it ache. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. You'll cry for this, minion, if beat the door down. -LUCE. [Within] What needs all that, and a pair of stocks in the town? - -Enter ADRIANA, within - -ADRIANA. [Within] Who is that at the door, that keeps all this noise? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. [Within] By my troth, your town is - troubled with unruly boys. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Are you there, wife? You might - have come before. -ADRIANA. [Within] Your wife, sir knave! Go get you from the door. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. If YOU went in pain, master, this 'knave' would go sore. -ANGELO. Here is neither cheer, sir, nor welcome; we would fain have either. -BALTHAZAR. In debating which was best, we shall part with neither. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. They stand at the door, master; bid them welcome hither. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. There is something in the wind, that we cannot get in. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. You would say so, master, if your garments were thin. - Your cake here is warm within; you stand here in the cold; - It would make a man mad as a buck to be so bought and sold. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Go fetch me something; I'll break ope the gate. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. [Within] Break any breaking here, - and I'll break your knave's pate. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. A man may break a word with you, - sir; and words are but wind; - Ay, and break it in your face, so he break it not behind. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. [Within] It seems thou want'st breaking; - out upon thee, hind! -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Here's too much 'out upon thee!' pray thee let me in. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. [Within] Ay, when fowls have no - feathers and fish have no fin. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Well, I'll break in; go borrow me a crow. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. A crow without feather? Master, mean you so? - For a fish without a fin, there's a fowl without a feather; - If a crow help us in, sirrah, we'll pluck a crow together. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Go get thee gone; fetch me an iron crow. -BALTHAZAR. Have patience, sir; O, let it not be so! - Herein you war against your reputation, - And draw within the compass of suspect - Th' unviolated honour of your wife. - Once this-your long experience of her wisdom, - Her sober virtue, years, and modesty, - Plead on her part some cause to you unknown; - And doubt not, sir, but she will well excuse - Why at this time the doors are made against you. - Be rul'd by me: depart in patience, - And let us to the Tiger all to dinner; - And, about evening, come yourself alone - To know the reason of this strange restraint. - If by strong hand you offer to break in - Now in the stirring passage of the day, - A vulgar comment will be made of it, - And that supposed by the common rout - Against your yet ungalled estimation - That may with foul intrusion enter in - And dwell upon your grave when you are dead; - For slander lives upon succession, - For ever hous'd where it gets possession. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. You have prevail'd. I will depart in quiet, - And in despite of mirth mean to be merry. - I know a wench of excellent discourse, - Pretty and witty; wild, and yet, too, gentle; - There will we dine. This woman that I mean, - My wife-but, I protest, without desert- - Hath oftentimes upbraided me withal; - To her will we to dinner. [To ANGELO] Get you home - And fetch the chain; by this I know 'tis made. - Bring it, I pray you, to the Porpentine; - For there's the house. That chain will I bestow- - Be it for nothing but to spite my wife- - Upon mine hostess there; good sir, make haste. - Since mine own doors refuse to entertain me, - I'll knock elsewhere, to see if they'll disdain me. -ANGELO. I'll meet you at that place some hour hence. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Do so; this jest shall cost me some expense. -<Exeunt - - -SCENE 2 - -Before the house of ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS - -Enter LUCIANA with ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE - -LUCIANA. And may it be that you have quite forgot - A husband's office? Shall, Antipholus, - Even in the spring of love, thy love-springs rot? - Shall love, in building, grow so ruinous? - If you did wed my sister for her wealth, - Then for her wealth's sake use her with more kindness; - Or, if you like elsewhere, do it by stealth; - Muffle your false love with some show of blindness; - Let not my sister read it in your eye; - Be not thy tongue thy own shame's orator; - Look sweet, speak fair, become disloyalty; - Apparel vice like virtue's harbinger; - Bear a fair presence, though your heart be tainted; - Teach sin the carriage of a holy saint; - Be secret-false. What need she be acquainted? - What simple thief brags of his own attaint? - 'Tis double wrong to truant with your bed - And let her read it in thy looks at board; - Shame hath a bastard fame, well managed; - Ill deeds is doubled with an evil word. - Alas, poor women! make us but believe, - Being compact of credit, that you love us; - Though others have the arm, show us the sleeve; - We in your motion turn, and you may move us. - Then, gentle brother, get you in again; - Comfort my sister, cheer her, call her wife. - 'Tis holy sport to be a little vain - When the sweet breath of flattery conquers strife. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Sweet mistress-what your name is else, I know not, - Nor by what wonder you do hit of mine- - Less in your knowledge and your grace you show not - Than our earth's wonder-more than earth, divine. - Teach me, dear creature, how to think and speak; - Lay open to my earthy-gross conceit, - Smoth'red in errors, feeble, shallow, weak, - The folded meaning of your words' deceit. - Against my soul's pure truth why labour you - To make it wander in an unknown field? - Are you a god? Would you create me new? - Transform me, then, and to your pow'r I'll yield. - But if that I am I, then well I know - Your weeping sister is no wife of mine, - Nor to her bed no homage do I owe; - Far more, far more, to you do I decline. - O, train me not, sweet mermaid, with thy note, - To drown me in thy sister's flood of tears. - Sing, siren, for thyself, and I will dote; - Spread o'er the silver waves thy golden hairs, - And as a bed I'll take them, and there he; - And in that glorious supposition think - He gains by death that hath such means to die. - Let Love, being light, be drowned if she sink. -LUCIANA. What, are you mad, that you do reason so? -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Not mad, but mated; how, I do not know. -LUCIANA. It is a fault that springeth from your eye. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. For gazing on your beams, fair sun, being by. -LUCIANA. Gaze where you should, and that will clear your sight. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. As good to wink, sweet love, as look on night. -LUCIANA. Why call you me love? Call my sister so. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Thy sister's sister. -LUCIANA. That's my sister. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. No; - It is thyself, mine own self's better part; - Mine eye's clear eye, my dear heart's dearer heart, - My food, my fortune, and my sweet hope's aim, - My sole earth's heaven, and my heaven's claim. -LUCIANA. All this my sister is, or else should be. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Call thyself sister, sweet, for I am thee; - Thee will I love, and with thee lead my life; - Thou hast no husband yet, nor I no wife. - Give me thy hand. -LUCIANA. O, soft, sir, hold you still; - I'll fetch my sister to get her good will. -<Exit LUCIANA - -Enter DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. - -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Why, how now, Dromio! Where run'st thou - so fast? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Do you know me, sir? Am I Dromio? - Am I your man? Am I myself? -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Thou art Dromio, thou art my - man, thou art thyself. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. I am an ass, I am a woman's man, and besides - myself. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. What woman's man, and how besides thyself? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Marry, sir, besides myself, I am due - to a woman-one that claims me, one that haunts me, one - that will have me. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. What claim lays she to thee? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Marry, sir, such claim as you would - lay to your horse; and she would have me as a beast: not - that, I being a beast, she would have me; but that she, - being a very beastly creature, lays claim to me. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. What is she? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. A very reverent body; ay, such a one - as a man may not speak of without he say 'Sir-reverence.' - I have but lean luck in the match, and yet is she a - wondrous fat marriage. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. How dost thou mean a fat marriage? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Marry, sir, she's the kitchen-wench, - and all grease; and I know not what use to put her to but - to make a lamp of her and run from her by her own light. - I warrant, her rags and the tallow in them will burn - Poland winter. If she lives till doomsday, she'll burn - week longer than the whole world. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. What complexion is she of? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Swart, like my shoe; but her face - nothing like so clean kept; for why, she sweats, a man may - go over shoes in the grime of it. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. That's a fault that water will mend. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. No, sir, 'tis in grain; Noah's flood - could not do it. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. What's her name? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Nell, sir; but her name and three - quarters, that's an ell and three quarters, will not measure - her from hip to hip. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Then she bears some breadth? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. No longer from head to foot than - from hip to hip: she is spherical, like a globe; I could find - out countries in her. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. In what part of her body stands Ireland? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Marry, sir, in her buttocks; I found it out by - the bogs. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Where Scotland? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. I found it by the barrenness, hard in - the palm of the hand. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Where France? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. In her forehead, arm'd and reverted, - making war against her heir. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Where England? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. I look'd for the chalky cliffs, but I - could find no whiteness in them; but I guess it stood in her - chin, by the salt rheum that ran between France and it. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Where Spain? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Faith, I saw it not, but I felt it hot in - her breath. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Where America, the Indies? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. O, sir, upon her nose, an o'er embellished with - rubies, carbuncles, sapphires, declining their rich aspect to the - hot breath of Spain; who sent whole armadoes of caracks to be - ballast at her nose. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Where stood Belgia, the Netherlands? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. O, Sir, I did not look so low. To - conclude: this drudge or diviner laid claim to me; call'd me - Dromio; swore I was assur'd to her; told me what privy - marks I had about me, as, the mark of my shoulder, the - mole in my neck, the great wart on my left arm, that I, - amaz'd, ran from her as a witch. - And, I think, if my breast had not been made of faith, - and my heart of steel, - She had transform'd me to a curtal dog, and made me turn i' th' wheel. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Go hie thee presently post to the road; - An if the wind blow any way from shore, - I will not harbour in this town to-night. - If any bark put forth, come to the mart, - Where I will walk till thou return to me. - If every one knows us, and we know none, - 'Tis time, I think, to trudge, pack and be gone. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. As from a bear a man would run for life, - So fly I from her that would be my wife. -<Exit -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. There's none but witches do inhabit here, - And therefore 'tis high time that I were hence. - She that doth call me husband, even my soul - Doth for a wife abhor. But her fair sister, - Possess'd with such a gentle sovereign grace, - Of such enchanting presence and discourse, - Hath almost made me traitor to myself; - But, lest myself be guilty to self-wrong, - I'll stop mine ears against the mermaid's song. - -Enter ANGELO with the chain - -ANGELO. Master Antipholus! -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Ay, that's my name. -ANGELO. I know it well, sir. Lo, here is the chain. - I thought to have ta'en you at the Porpentine; - The chain unfinish'd made me stay thus long. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. What is your will that I shall do with this? -ANGELO. What please yourself, sir; I have made it for you. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Made it for me, sir! I bespoke it not. -ANGELO. Not once nor twice, but twenty times you have. - Go home with it, and please your wife withal; - And soon at supper-time I'll visit you, - And then receive my money for the chain. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. I pray you, sir, receive the money now, - For fear you ne'er see chain nor money more. -ANGELO. You are a merry man, sir; fare you well. -<Exit -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. What I should think of this cannot tell: - But this I think, there's no man is so vain - That would refuse so fair an offer'd chain. - I see a man here needs not live by shifts, - When in the streets he meets such golden gifts. - I'll to the mart, and there for Dromio stay; - If any ship put out, then straight away. -<Exit - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -ACT IV. SCENE 1 - -A public place - -Enter SECOND MERCHANT, ANGELO, and an OFFICER - -SECOND MERCHANT. You know since Pentecost the sum is due, - And since I have not much importun'd you; - Nor now I had not, but that I am bound - To Persia, and want guilders for my voyage. - Therefore make present satisfaction, - Or I'll attach you by this officer. -ANGELO. Even just the sum that I do owe to you - Is growing to me by Antipholus; - And in the instant that I met with you - He had of me a chain; at five o'clock - I shall receive the money for the same. - Pleaseth you walk with me down to his house, - I will discharge my bond, and thank you too. - -Enter ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS, and DROMIO OF EPHESUS, from the COURTEZAN'S - -OFFICER. That labour may you save; see where he comes. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. While I go to the goldsmith's house, go thou - And buy a rope's end; that will I bestow - Among my wife and her confederates, - For locking me out of my doors by day. - But, soft, I see the goldsmith. Get thee gone; - Buy thou a rope, and bring it home to me. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. I buy a thousand pound a year; I buy a rope. -<Exit DROMIO -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. A man is well holp up that trusts to you! - I promised your presence and the chain; - But neither chain nor goldsmith came to me. - Belike you thought our love would last too long, - If it were chain'd together, and therefore came not. -ANGELO. Saving your merry humour, here's the note - How much your chain weighs to the utmost carat, - The fineness of the gold, and chargeful fashion, - Which doth amount to three odd ducats more - Than I stand debted to this gentleman. - I pray you see him presently discharg'd, - For he is bound to sea, and stays but for it. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. I am not furnish'd with the present money; - Besides, I have some business in the town. - Good signior, take the stranger to my house, - And with you take the chain, and bid my wife - Disburse the sum on the receipt thereof. - Perchance I will be there as soon as you. -ANGELO. Then you will bring the chain to her yourself? -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. No; bear it with you, lest I come not time enough. -ANGELO. Well, sir, I will. Have you the chain about you? -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. An if I have not, sir, I hope you have; - Or else you may return without your money. -ANGELO. Nay, come, I pray you, sir, give me the chain; - Both wind and tide stays for this gentleman, - And I, to blame, have held him here too long. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Good Lord! you use this dalliance to excuse - Your breach of promise to the Porpentine; - I should have chid you for not bringing it, - But, like a shrew, you first begin to brawl. -SECOND MERCHANT. The hour steals on; I pray you, sir, dispatch. -ANGELO. You hear how he importunes me-the chain! -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Why, give it to my wife, and fetch your money. -ANGELO. Come, come, you know I gave it you even now. - Either send the chain or send by me some token. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Fie, now you run this humour out of breath! - Come, where's the chain? I pray you let me see it. -SECOND MERCHANT. My business cannot brook this dalliance. - Good sir, say whe'r you'll answer me or no; - If not, I'll leave him to the officer. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. I answer you! What should I answer you? -ANGELO. The money that you owe me for the chain. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. I owe you none till I receive the chain. -ANGELO. You know I gave it you half an hour since. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. You gave me none; you wrong me much to say so. -ANGELO. You wrong me more, sir, in denying it. - Consider how it stands upon my credit. -SECOND MERCHANT. Well, officer, arrest him at my suit. -OFFICER. I do; and charge you in the Duke's name to obey me. -ANGELO. This touches me in reputation. - Either consent to pay this sum for me, - Or I attach you by this officer. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Consent to pay thee that I never had! - Arrest me, foolish fellow, if thou dar'st. -ANGELO. Here is thy fee; arrest him, officer. - I would not spare my brother in this case, - If he should scorn me so apparently. -OFFICER. I do arrest you, sir; you hear the suit. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. I do obey thee till I give thee bail. - But, sirrah, you shall buy this sport as dear - As all the metal in your shop will answer. -ANGELO. Sir, sir, I shall have law in Ephesus, - To your notorious shame, I doubt it not. - -Enter DROMIO OF SYRACUSE, from the bay - -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Master, there's a bark of Epidamnum - That stays but till her owner comes aboard, - And then, sir, she bears away. Our fraughtage, sir, - I have convey'd aboard; and I have bought - The oil, the balsamum, and aqua-vitx. - The ship is in her trim; the merry wind - Blows fair from land; they stay for nought at an - But for their owner, master, and yourself. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. How now! a madman? Why, thou peevish sheep, - What ship of Epidamnum stays for me? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. A ship you sent me to, to hire waftage. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. THOU drunken slave! I sent the for a rope; - And told thee to what purpose and what end. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. YOU sent me for a rope's end as soon- - You sent me to the bay, sir, for a bark. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. I Will debate this matter at more leisure, - And teach your ears to list me with more heed. - To Adriana, villain, hie thee straight; - Give her this key, and tell her in the desk - That's cover'd o'er with Turkish tapestry - There is a purse of ducats; let her send it. - Tell her I am arrested in the street, - And that shall bail me; hie thee, slave, be gone. - On, officer, to prison till it come. -<Exeunt all but DROMIO -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. To Adriana! that is where we din'd, - Where Dowsabel did claim me for her husband. - She is too big, I hope, for me to compass. - Thither I must, although against my will, - For servants must their masters' minds fulfil. -<Exit - - -SCENE 2 - -The house of ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS - -Enter ADRIANA and LUCIANA - -ADRIANA. Ah, Luciana, did he tempt thee so? - Might'st thou perceive austerely in his eye - That he did plead in earnest? Yea or no? - Look'd he or red or pale, or sad or merrily? - What observation mad'st thou in this case - Of his heart's meteors tilting in his face? -LUCIANA. First he denied you had in him no right. -ADRIANA. He meant he did me none-the more my spite. -LUCIANA. Then swore he that he was a stranger here. -ADRIANA. And true he swore, though yet forsworn he were. -LUCIANA. Then pleaded I for you. -ADRIANA. And what said he? -LUCIANA. That love I begg'd for you he begg'd of me. -ADRIANA. With what persuasion did he tempt thy love? -LUCIANA. With words that in an honest suit might move. - First he did praise my beauty, then my speech. -ADRIANA. Didst speak him fair? -LUCIANA. Have patience, I beseech. -ADRIANA. I cannot, nor I will not hold me still; - My tongue, though not my heart, shall have his will. - He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere, - Ill-fac'd, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; - Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; - Stigmatical in making, worse in mind. -LUCIANA. Who would be jealous then of such a one? - No evil lost is wail'd when it is gone. -ADRIANA. Ah, but I think him better than I say, - And yet would herein others' eyes were worse. - Far from her nest the lapwing cries away; - My heart prays for him, though my tongue do curse. - -Enter DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. - -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Here go-the desk, the purse. Sweet - now, make haste. -LUCIANA. How hast thou lost thy breath? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. By running fast. -ADRIANA. Where is thy master, Dromio? Is he well? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. No, he's in Tartar limbo, worse than hell. - A devil in an everlasting garment hath him; - One whose hard heart is button'd up with steel; - A fiend, a fairy, pitiless and rough; - A wolf, nay worse, a fellow all in buff; - A back-friend, a shoulder-clapper, one that countermands - The passages of alleys, creeks, and narrow lands; - A hound that runs counter, and yet draws dry-foot well; - One that, before the Judgment, carries poor souls to hell. -ADRIANA. Why, man, what is the matter? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. I do not know the matter; he is rested on the case. -ADRIANA. What, is he arrested? Tell me, at whose suit? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. I know not at whose suit he is arrested well; - But he's in a suit of buff which 'rested him, that can I tell. - Will you send him, mistress, redemption, the money in his desk? -ADRIANA. Go fetch it, sister. [Exit LUCIANA] This I wonder at: - Thus he unknown to me should be in debt. - Tell me, was he arrested on a band? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. on a band, but on a stronger thing, - A chain, a chain. Do you not hear it ring? -ADRIANA. What, the chain? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. No, no, the bell; 'tis time that I were gone. - It was two ere I left him, and now the clock strikes one. -ADRIANA. The hours come back! That did I never hear. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. O yes. If any hour meet a sergeant, - 'a turns back for very fear. -ADRIANA. As if Time were in debt! How fondly dost thou reason! -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Time is a very bankrupt, and owes - more than he's worth to season. - Nay, he's a thief too: have you not heard men say - That Time comes stealing on by night and day? - If 'a be in debt and theft, and a sergeant in the way, - Hath he not reason to turn back an hour in a day? - -Re-enter LUCIANA with a purse - -ADRIANA. Go, Dromio, there's the money; bear it straight, - And bring thy master home immediately. - Come, sister; I am press'd down with conceit- - Conceit, my comfort and my injury. -<Exeunt - - -SCENE 3 - -The mart - -Enter ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE - -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. There's not a man I meet but doth salute me - As if I were their well-acquainted friend; - And every one doth call me by my name. - Some tender money to me, some invite me, - Some other give me thanks for kindnesses, - Some offer me commodities to buy; - Even now a tailor call'd me in his shop, - And show'd me silks that he had bought for me, - And therewithal took measure of my body. - Sure, these are but imaginary wiles, - And Lapland sorcerers inhabit here. - -Enter DROMIO OF SYRACUSE - -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Master, here's the gold you sent me - for. What, have you got the picture of old Adam new-apparell'd? -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. What gold is this? What Adam dost thou mean? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Not that Adam that kept the Paradise, - but that Adam that keeps the prison; he that goes in the - calf's skin that was kill'd for the Prodigal; he that came behind - you, sir, like an evil angel, and bid you forsake your liberty. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. I understand thee not. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. No? Why, 'tis a plain case: he that - went, like a bass-viol, in a case of leather; the man, sir, - that, when gentlemen are tired, gives them a sob, and rest - them; he, sir, that takes pity on decayed men, and give - them suits of durance; he that sets up his rest to do more - exploits with his mace than a morris-pike. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. What, thou mean'st an officer? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Ay, sir, the sergeant of the band; - that brings any man to answer it that breaks his band; on - that thinks a man always going to bed, and says 'God give - you good rest!' -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Well, sir, there rest in your foolery. Is - there any ship puts forth to-night? May we be gone? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Why, sir, I brought you word an - hour since that the bark Expedition put forth to-night; and - then were you hind'red by the sergeant, to tarry for the - boy Delay. Here are the angels that you sent for to deliver you. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. The fellow is distract, and so am I; - And here we wander in illusions. - Some blessed power deliver us from hence! - -Enter a COURTEZAN - -COURTEZAN. Well met, well met, Master Antipholus. - I see, sir, you have found the goldsmith now. - Is that the chain you promis'd me to-day? -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Satan, avoid! I charge thee, tempt me not. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Master, is this Mistress Satan? -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. It is the devil. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Nay, she is worse, she is the devil's - dam, and here she comes in the habit of a light wench; and - thereof comes that the wenches say 'God damn me!' That's - as much to say 'God make me a light wench!' It is written - they appear to men like angels of light; light is an effect - of fire, and fire will burn; ergo, light wenches will burn. - Come not near her. -COURTEZAN. Your man and you are marvellous merry, sir. - Will you go with me? We'll mend our dinner here. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Master, if you do, expect spoon-meat, - or bespeak a long spoon. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Why, Dromio? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Marry, he must have a long spoon - that must eat with the devil. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Avoid then, fiend! What tell'st thou me of supping? - Thou art, as you are all, a sorceress; - I conjure thee to leave me and be gone. -COURTEZAN. Give me the ring of mine you had at dinner, - Or, for my diamond, the chain you promis'd, - And I'll be gone, sir, and not trouble you. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Some devils ask but the parings of one's nail, - A rush, a hair, a drop of blood, a pin, - A nut, a cherry-stone; - But she, more covetous, would have a chain. - Master, be wise; an if you give it her, - The devil will shake her chain, and fright us with it. -COURTEZAN. I pray you, sir, my ring, or else the chain; - I hope you do not mean to cheat me so. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Avaunt, thou witch! Come, Dromio, let us go. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. 'Fly pride' says the peacock. Mistress, that you know. -<Exeunt ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE and DROMIO OF SYRACUSE -COURTEZAN. Now, out of doubt, Antipholus is mad, - Else would he never so demean himself. - A ring he hath of mine worth forty ducats, - And for the same he promis'd me a chain; - Both one and other he denies me now. - The reason that I gather he is mad, - Besides this present instance of his rage, - Is a mad tale he told to-day at dinner - Of his own doors being shut against his entrance. - Belike his wife, acquainted with his fits, - On purpose shut the doors against his way. - My way is now to hie home to his house, - And tell his wife that, being lunatic, - He rush'd into my house and took perforce - My ring away. This course I fittest choose, - For forty ducats is too much to lose. -<Exit - - -SCENE 4 - -A street - -Enter ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS with the OFFICER - -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Fear me not, man; I will not break away. - I'll give thee, ere I leave thee, so much money, - To warrant thee, as I am 'rested for. - My wife is in a wayward mood to-day, - And will not lightly trust the messenger. - That I should be attach'd in Ephesus, - I tell you 'twill sound harshly in her cars. - -Enter DROMIO OF EPHESUS, with a rope's-end - - Here comes my man; I think he brings the money. - How now, sir! Have you that I sent you for? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Here's that, I warrant you, will pay them all. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. But where's the money? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Why, sir, I gave the money for the rope. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Five hundred ducats, villain, for rope? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. I'll serve you, sir, five hundred at the rate. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. To what end did I bid thee hie thee home? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. To a rope's-end, sir; and to that end am I - return'd. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. And to that end, sir, I will welcome you. -[Beating him] -OFFICER. Good sir, be patient. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Nay, 'tis for me to be patient; I am in - adversity. -OFFICER. Good now, hold thy tongue. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Nay, rather persuade him to hold his hands. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Thou whoreson, senseless villain! -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. I would I were senseless, sir, that I - might not feel your blows. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Thou art sensible in nothing but - blows, and so is an ass. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. I am an ass indeed; you may prove it - by my long 'ears. I have served him from the hour of my - nativity to this instant, and have nothing at his hands for - my service but blows. When I am cold he heats me with - beating; when I am warm he cools me with beating. I am - wak'd with it when I sleep; rais'd with it when I sit; driven - out of doors with it when I go from home; welcom'd home - with it when I return; nay, I bear it on my shoulders as - beggar wont her brat; and I think, when he hath lam'd me, - I shall beg with it from door to door. - -Enter ADRIANA, LUCIANA, the COURTEZAN, and a SCHOOLMASTER -call'd PINCH - -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Come, go along; my wife is coming yonder. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Mistress, 'respice finem,' respect your end; or - rather, to prophesy like the parrot, 'Beware the rope's-end.' -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Wilt thou still talk? -[Beating him] -COURTEZAN. How say you now? Is not your husband mad? -ADRIANA. His incivility confirms no less. - Good Doctor Pinch, you are a conjurer: - Establish him in his true sense again, - And I will please you what you will demand. -LUCIANA. Alas, how fiery and how sharp he looks! -COURTEZAN. Mark how he trembles in his ecstasy. -PINCH. Give me your hand, and let me feel your pulse. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. There is my hand, and let it feel your ear. -[Striking him] -PINCH. I charge thee, Satan, hous'd within this man, - To yield possession to my holy prayers, - And to thy state of darkness hie thee straight. - I conjure thee by all the saints in heaven. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Peace, doting wizard, peace! I am not mad. -ADRIANA. O, that thou wert not, poor distressed soul! -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. You minion, you, are these your customers? - Did this companion with the saffron face - Revel and feast it at my house to-day, - Whilst upon me the guilty doors were shut, - And I denied to enter in my house? -ADRIANA. O husband, God doth know you din'd at home, - Where would you had remain'd until this time, - Free from these slanders and this open shame! -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Din'd at home! Thou villain, what sayest thou? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Sir, Sooth to say, you did not dine at home. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Were not my doors lock'd up and I shut out? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Perdie, your doors were lock'd and you shut out. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. And did not she herself revile me there? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Sans fable, she herself revil'd you there. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Did not her kitchen-maid rail, taunt, and scorn me? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Certes, she did; the kitchen-vestal scorn'd you. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. And did not I in rage depart from thence? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. In verity, you did. My bones bear witness, - That since have felt the vigour of his rage. -ADRIANA. Is't good to soothe him in these contraries? -PINCH. It is no shame; the fellow finds his vein, - And, yielding to him, humours well his frenzy. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Thou hast suborn'd the goldsmith to arrest me. -ADRIANA. Alas, I sent you money to redeem you, - By Dromio here, who came in haste for it. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Money by me! Heart and goodwill you might, - But surely, master, not a rag of money. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Went'st not thou to her for purse of ducats? -ADRIANA. He came to me, and I deliver'd it. -LUCIANA. And I am witness with her that she did. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. God and the rope-maker bear me witness - That I was sent for nothing but a rope! -PINCH. Mistress, both man and master is possess'd; - I know it by their pale and deadly looks. - They must be bound, and laid in some dark room. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Say, wherefore didst thou lock me forth to-day? - And why dost thou deny the bag of gold? -ADRIANA. I did not, gentle husband, lock thee forth. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. And, gentle master, I receiv'd no gold; - But I confess, sir, that we were lock'd out. -ADRIANA. Dissembling villain, thou speak'st false in both. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all, - And art confederate with a damned pack - To make a loathsome abject scorn of me; - But with these nails I'll pluck out these false eyes - That would behold in me this shameful sport. -ADRIANA. O, bind him, bind him; let him not come near me. -PINCH. More company! The fiend is strong within him. - -Enter three or four, and offer to bind him. He strives - -LUCIANA. Ay me, poor man, how pale and wan he looks! -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. What, will you murder me? Thou gaoler, thou, - I am thy prisoner. Wilt thou suffer them - To make a rescue? -OFFICER. Masters, let him go; - He is my prisoner, and you shall not have him. -PINCH. Go bind this man, for he is frantic too. -[They bind DROMIO] -ADRIANA. What wilt thou do, thou peevish officer? - Hast thou delight to see a wretched man - Do outrage and displeasure to himself? -OFFICER. He is my prisoner; if I let him go, - The debt he owes will be requir'd of me. -ADRIANA. I will discharge thee ere I go from thee; - Bear me forthwith unto his creditor, - And, knowing how the debt grows, I will pay it. - Good Master Doctor, see him safe convey'd - Home to my house. O most unhappy day! -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. O most unhappy strumpet! -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Master, I am here ent'red in bond for you. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Out on thee, villian! Wherefore - dost thou mad me? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Will you be bound for nothing? - Be mad, good master; cry 'The devil!' -LUCIANA. God help, poor souls, how idly do they talk! -ADRIANA. Go bear him hence. Sister, go you with me. -<Exeunt all but ADRIANA, LUCIANA, OFFICERS, and COURTEZAN - Say now, whose suit is he arrested at? -OFFICER. One Angelo, a goldsmith; do you know him? -ADRIANA. I know the man. What is the sum he owes? -OFFICER. Two hundred ducats. -ADRIANA. Say, how grows it due? -OFFICER. Due for a chain your husband had of him. -ADRIANA. He did bespeak a chain for me, but had it not. -COURTEZAN. When as your husband, all in rage, to-day - Came to my house, and took away my ring- - The ring I saw upon his finger now- - Straight after did I meet him with a chain. -ADRIANA. It may be so, but I did never see it. - Come, gaoler, bring me where the goldsmith is; - I long to know the truth hereof at large. - -Enter ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE, with his rapier drawn, and -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. - -LUCIANA. God, for thy mercy! they are loose again. -ADRIANA. And come with naked swords. - Let's call more help to have them bound again. -OFFICER. Away, they'll kill us! -<Exeunt all but ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE and -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE as fast as may be, frighted -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. I see these witches are afraid of swords. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. She that would be your wife now ran from you. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Come to the Centaur; fetch our stuff from thence. - I long that we were safe and sound aboard. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Faith, stay here this night; they will - surely do us no harm; you saw they speak us fair, give us - gold; methinks they are such a gentle nation that, but for - the mountain of mad flesh that claims marriage of me, - could find in my heart to stay here still and turn witch. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. I will not stay to-night for all the town; - Therefore away, to get our stuff aboard. -<Exeunt - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -ACT V. SCENE 1 - -A street before a priory - -Enter SECOND MERCHANT and ANGELO - -ANGELO. I am sorry, sir, that I have hind'red you; - But I protest he had the chain of me, - Though most dishonestly he doth deny it. -SECOND MERCHANT. How is the man esteem'd here in the city? -ANGELO. Of very reverend reputation, sir, - Of credit infinite, highly belov'd, - Second to none that lives here in the city; - His word might bear my wealth at any time. -SECOND MERCHANT. Speak softly; yonder, as I think, he walks. - -Enter ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE and DROMIO OF SYRACUSE - -ANGELO. 'Tis so; and that self chain about his neck - Which he forswore most monstrously to have. - Good sir, draw near to me, I'll speak to him. - Signior Andpholus, I wonder much - That you would put me to this shame and trouble; - And, not without some scandal to yourself, - With circumstance and oaths so to deny - This chain, which now you wear so openly. - Beside the charge, the shame, imprisonment, - You have done wrong to this my honest friend; - Who, but for staying on our controversy, - Had hoisted sail and put to sea to-day. - This chain you had of me; can you deny it? -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. I think I had; I never did deny it. -SECOND MERCHANT. Yes, that you did, sir, and forswore it too. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Who heard me to deny it or forswear it? -SECOND MERCHANT. These ears of mine, thou know'st, did hear thee. - Fie on thee, wretch! 'tis pity that thou liv'st - To walk where any honest men resort. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Thou art a villain to impeach me thus; - I'll prove mine honour and mine honesty - Against thee presently, if thou dar'st stand. -SECOND MERCHANT. I dare, and do defy thee for a villain. -[They draw] - -Enter ADRIANA, LUCIANA, the COURTEZAN, and OTHERS - -ADRIANA. Hold, hurt him not, for God's sake! He is mad. - Some get within him, take his sword away; - Bind Dromio too, and bear them to my house. -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Run, master, run; for God's sake take a house. - This is some priory. In, or we are spoil'd. -<Exeunt ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE and DROMIO OF SYRACUSE to the priory - -Enter the LADY ABBESS - -ABBESS. Be quiet, people. Wherefore throng you hither? -ADRIANA. To fetch my poor distracted husband hence. - Let us come in, that we may bind him fast, - And bear him home for his recovery. -ANGELO. I knew he was not in his perfect wits. -SECOND MERCHANT. I am sorry now that I did draw on him. -ABBESS. How long hath this possession held the man? -ADRIANA. This week he hath been heavy, sour, sad, - And much different from the man he was; - But till this afternoon his passion - Ne'er brake into extremity of rage. -ABBESS. Hath he not lost much wealth by wreck of sea? - Buried some dear friend? Hath not else his eye - Stray'd his affection in unlawful love? - A sin prevailing much in youthful men - Who give their eyes the liberty of gazing. - Which of these sorrows is he subject to? -ADRIANA. To none of these, except it be the last; - Namely, some love that drew him oft from home. -ABBESS. You should for that have reprehended him. -ADRIANA. Why, so I did. -ABBESS. Ay, but not rough enough. -ADRIANA. As roughly as my modesty would let me. -ABBESS. Haply in private. -ADRIANA. And in assemblies too. -ABBESS. Ay, but not enough. -ADRIANA. It was the copy of our conference. - In bed, he slept not for my urging it; - At board, he fed not for my urging it; - Alone, it was the subject of my theme; - In company, I often glanced it; - Still did I tell him it was vile and bad. -ABBESS. And thereof came it that the man was mad. - The venom clamours of a jealous woman - Poisons more deadly than a mad dog's tooth. - It seems his sleeps were hind'red by thy railing, - And thereof comes it that his head is light. - Thou say'st his meat was sauc'd with thy upbraidings: - Unquiet meals make ill digestions; - Thereof the raging fire of fever bred; - And what's a fever but a fit of madness? - Thou say'st his sports were hind'red by thy brawls. - Sweet recreation barr'd, what doth ensue - But moody and dull melancholy, - Kinsman to grim and comfortless despair, - And at her heels a huge infectious troop - Of pale distemperatures and foes to life? - In food, in sport, and life-preserving rest, - To be disturb'd would mad or man or beast. - The consequence is, then, thy jealous fits - Hath scar'd thy husband from the use of wits. -LUCIANA. She never reprehended him but mildly, - When he demean'd himself rough, rude, and wildly. - Why bear you these rebukes, and answer not? -ADRIANA. She did betray me to my own reproof. - Good people, enter, and lay hold on him. -ABBESS. No, not a creature enters in my house. -ADRIANA. Then let your servants bring my husband forth. -ABBESS. Neither; he took this place for sanctuary, - And it shall privilege him from your hands - Till I have brought him to his wits again, - Or lose my labour in assaying it. -ADRIANA. I will attend my husband, be his nurse, - Diet his sickness, for it is my office, - And will have no attorney but myself; - And therefore let me have him home with me. -ABBESS. Be patient; for I will not let him stir - Till I have us'd the approved means I have, - With wholesome syrups, drugs, and holy prayers, - To make of him a formal man again. - It is a branch and parcel of mine oath, - A charitable duty of my order; - Therefore depart, and leave him here with me. -ADRIANA. I will not hence and leave my husband here; - And ill it doth beseem your holiness - To separate the husband and the wife. -ABBESS. Be quiet, and depart; thou shalt not have him. -<Exit -LUCIANA. Complain unto the Duke of this indignity. -ADRIANA. Come, go; I will fall prostrate at his feet, - And never rise until my tears and prayers - Have won his Grace to come in person hither - And take perforce my husband from the Abbess. -SECOND MERCHANT. By this, I think, the dial points at five; - Anon, I'm sure, the Duke himself in person - Comes this way to the melancholy vale, - The place of death and sorry execution, - Behind the ditches of the abbey here. -ANGELO. Upon what cause? -SECOND MERCHANT. To see a reverend Syracusian merchant, - Who put unluckily into this bay - Against the laws and statutes of this town, - Beheaded publicly for his offence. -ANGELO. See where they come; we will behold his death. -LUCIANA. Kneel to the Duke before he pass the abbey. - -Enter the DUKE, attended; AEGEON, bareheaded; -with the HEADSMAN and other OFFICERS - -DUKE. Yet once again proclaim it publicly, - If any friend will pay the sum for him, - He shall not die; so much we tender him. -ADRIANA. Justice, most sacred Duke, against the Abbess! -DUKE. She is a virtuous and a reverend lady; - It cannot be that she hath done thee wrong. -ADRIANA. May it please your Grace, Antipholus, my husband, - Who I made lord of me and all I had - At your important letters-this ill day - A most outrageous fit of madness took him, - That desp'rately he hurried through the street, - With him his bondman all as mad as he, - Doing displeasure to the citizens - By rushing in their houses, bearing thence - Rings, jewels, anything his rage did like. - Once did I get him bound and sent him home, - Whilst to take order for the wrongs I went, - That here and there his fury had committed. - Anon, I wot not by what strong escape, - He broke from those that had the guard of him, - And with his mad attendant and himself, - Each one with ireful passion, with drawn swords, - Met us again and, madly bent on us, - Chas'd us away; till, raising of more aid, - We came again to bind them. Then they fled - Into this abbey, whither we pursu'd them; - And here the Abbess shuts the gates on us, - And will not suffer us to fetch him out, - Nor send him forth that we may bear him hence. - Therefore, most gracious Duke, with thy command - Let him be brought forth and borne hence for help. -DUKE. Long since thy husband serv'd me in my wars, - And I to thee engag'd a prince's word, - When thou didst make him master of thy bed, - To do him all the grace and good I could. - Go, some of you, knock at the abbey gate, - And bid the Lady Abbess come to me, - I will determine this before I stir. - -Enter a MESSENGER - -MESSENGER. O mistress, mistress, shift and save yourself! - My master and his man are both broke loose, - Beaten the maids a-row and bound the doctor, - Whose beard they have sing'd off with brands of fire; - And ever, as it blaz'd, they threw on him - Great pails of puddled mire to quench the hair. - My master preaches patience to him, and the while - His man with scissors nicks him like a fool; - And sure, unless you send some present help, - Between them they will kill the conjurer. -ADRIANA. Peace, fool! thy master and his man are here, - And that is false thou dost report to us. -MESSENGER. Mistress, upon my life, I tell you true; - I have not breath'd almost since I did see it. - He cries for you, and vows, if he can take you, - To scorch your face, and to disfigure you. -[Cry within] - Hark, hark, I hear him, mistress; fly, be gone! -DUKE. Come, stand by me; fear nothing. Guard with halberds. -ADRIANA. Ay me, it is my husband! Witness you - That he is borne about invisible. - Even now we hous'd him in the abbey here, - And now he's there, past thought of human reason. - -Enter ANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUS and DROMIO OFEPHESUS - -ANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUS. Justice, most gracious Duke; O, grant me justice! - Even for the service that long since I did thee, - When I bestrid thee in the wars, and took - Deep scars to save thy life; even for the blood - That then I lost for thee, now grant me justice. -AEGEON. Unless the fear of death doth make me dote, - I see my son Antipholus, and Dromio. -ANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUS. Justice, sweet Prince, against that woman there! - She whom thou gav'st to me to be my wife, - That hath abused and dishonoured me - Even in the strength and height of injury. - Beyond imagination is the wrong - That she this day hath shameless thrown on me. -DUKE. Discover how, and thou shalt find me just. -ANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUS. This day, great Duke, she shut the doors upon me, - While she with harlots feasted in my house. -DUKE. A grievous fault. Say, woman, didst thou so? -ADRIANA. No, my good lord. Myself, he, and my sister, - To-day did dine together. So befall my soul - As this is false he burdens me withal! -LUCIANA. Ne'er may I look on day nor sleep on night - But she tells to your Highness simple truth! -ANGELO. O peflur'd woman! They are both forsworn. - In this the madman justly chargeth them. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. My liege, I am advised what I say; - Neither disturbed with the effect of wine, - Nor heady-rash, provok'd with raging ire, - Albeit my wrongs might make one wiser mad. - This woman lock'd me out this day from dinner; - That goldsmith there, were he not pack'd with her, - Could witness it, for he was with me then; - Who parted with me to go fetch a chain, - Promising to bring it to the Porpentine, - Where Balthazar and I did dine together. - Our dinner done, and he not coming thither, - I went to seek him. In the street I met him, - And in his company that gentleman. - There did this perjur'd goldsmith swear me down - That I this day of him receiv'd the chain, - Which, God he knows, I saw not; for the which - He did arrest me with an officer. - I did obey, and sent my peasant home - For certain ducats; he with none return'd. - Then fairly I bespoke the officer - To go in person with me to my house. - By th' way we met my wife, her sister, and a rabble more - Of vile confederates. Along with them - They brought one Pinch, a hungry lean-fac'd villain, - A mere anatomy, a mountebank, - A threadbare juggler, and a fortune-teller, - A needy, hollow-ey'd, sharp-looking wretch, - A living dead man. This pernicious slave, - Forsooth, took on him as a conjurer, - And gazing in mine eyes, feeling my pulse, - And with no face, as 'twere, outfacing me, - Cries out I was possess'd. Then all together - They fell upon me, bound me, bore me thence, - And in a dark and dankish vault at home - There left me and my man, both bound together; - Till, gnawing with my teeth my bonds in sunder, - I gain'd my freedom, and immediately - Ran hither to your Grace; whom I beseech - To give me ample satisfaction - For these deep shames and great indignities. -ANGELO. My lord, in truth, thus far I witness with him, - That he din'd not at home, but was lock'd out. -DUKE. But had he such a chain of thee, or no? -ANGELO. He had, my lord, and when he ran in here, - These people saw the chain about his neck. -SECOND MERCHANT. Besides, I will be sworn these ears of mine - Heard you confess you had the chain of him, - After you first forswore it on the mart; - And thereupon I drew my sword on you, - And then you fled into this abbey here, - From whence, I think, you are come by miracle. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. I never came within these abbey walls, - Nor ever didst thou draw thy sword on me; - I never saw the chain, so help me Heaven! - And this is false you burden me withal. -DUKE. Why, what an intricate impeach is this! - I think you all have drunk of Circe's cup. - If here you hous'd him, here he would have been; - If he were mad, he would not plead so coldly. - You say he din'd at home: the goldsmith here - Denies that saying. Sirrah, what say you? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Sir, he din'd with her there, at the Porpentine. -COURTEZAN. He did; and from my finger snatch'd that ring. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. 'Tis true, my liege; this ring I had of her. -DUKE. Saw'st thou him enter at the abbey here? -COURTEZAN. As sure, my liege, as I do see your Grace. -DUKE. Why, this is strange. Go call the Abbess hither. - I think you are all mated or stark mad. -<Exit one to the ABBESS -AEGEON. Most mighty Duke, vouchsafe me speak a word: - Haply I see a friend will save my life - And pay the sum that may deliver me. -DUKE. Speak freely, Syracusian, what thou wilt. -AEGEON. Is not your name, sir, call'd Antipholus? - And is not that your bondman Dromio? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Within this hour I was his bondman, sir, - But he, I thank him, gnaw'd in two my cords - Now am I Dromio and his man unbound. -AEGEON. I am sure you both of you remember me. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Ourselves we do remember, sir, by you; - For lately we were bound as you are now. - You are not Pinch's patient, are you, sir? -AEGEON. Why look you strange on me? You know me well. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. I never saw you in my life till now. -AEGEON. O! grief hath chang'd me since you saw me last; - And careful hours with time's deformed hand - Have written strange defeatures in my face. - But tell me yet, dost thou not know my voice? -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Neither. -AEGEON. Dromio, nor thou? -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. No, trust me, sir, nor I. -AEGEON. I am sure thou dost. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Ay, sir, but I am sure I do not; and - whatsoever a man denies, you are now bound to believe him. -AEGEON. Not know my voice! O time's extremity, - Hast thou so crack'd and splitted my poor tongue - In seven short years that here my only son - Knows not my feeble key of untun'd cares? - Though now this grained face of mine be hid - In sap-consuming winter's drizzled snow, - And all the conduits of my blood froze up, - Yet hath my night of life some memory, - My wasting lamps some fading glimmer left, - My dull deaf ears a little use to hear; - All these old witnesses-I cannot err- - Tell me thou art my son Antipholus. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. I never saw my father in my life. -AEGEON. But seven years since, in Syracuse, boy, - Thou know'st we parted; but perhaps, my son, - Thou sham'st to acknowledge me in misery. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. The Duke and all that know me in - the city Can witness with me that it is not so: - I ne'er saw Syracuse in my life. -DUKE. I tell thee, Syracusian, twenty years - Have I been patron to Antipholus, - During which time he ne'er saw Syracuse. - I see thy age and dangers make thee dote. - -Re-enter the ABBESS, with ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE and DROMIO OF SYRACUSE - -ABBESS. Most mighty Duke, behold a man much wrong'd. -[All gather to see them] -ADRIANA. I see two husbands, or mine eyes deceive me. -DUKE. One of these men is genius to the other; - And so of these. Which is the natural man, - And which the spirit? Who deciphers them? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. I, sir, am Dromio; command him away. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. I, Sir, am Dromio; pray let me stay. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Aegeon, art thou not? or else his -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. O, my old master! who hath bound -ABBESS. Whoever bound him, I will loose his bonds, - And gain a husband by his liberty. - Speak, old Aegeon, if thou be'st the man - That hadst a wife once call'd Aemilia, - That bore thee at a burden two fair sons. - O, if thou be'st the same Aegeon, speak, - And speak unto the same Aemilia! -AEGEON. If I dream not, thou art Aemilia. - If thou art she, tell me where is that son - That floated with thee on the fatal raft? -ABBESS. By men of Epidamnum he and I - And the twin Dromio, all were taken up; - But by and by rude fishermen of Corinth - By force took Dromio and my son from them, - And me they left with those of Epidamnum. - What then became of them I cannot tell; - I to this fortune that you see me in. -DUKE. Why, here begins his morning story right. - These two Antipholus', these two so like, - And these two Dromios, one in semblance- - Besides her urging of her wreck at sea- - These are the parents to these children, - Which accidentally are met together. - Antipholus, thou cam'st from Corinth first? -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. No, sir, not I; I came from Syracuse. -DUKE. Stay, stand apart; I know not which is which. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. I came from Corinth, my most gracious lord. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. And I with him. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Brought to this town by that most famous warrior, - Duke Menaphon, your most renowned uncle. -ADRIANA. Which of you two did dine with me to-day? -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. I, gentle mistress. -ADRIANA. And are not you my husband? -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. No; I say nay to that. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. And so do I, yet did she call me so; - And this fair gentlewoman, her sister here, - Did call me brother. [To LUCIANA] What I told you then, - I hope I shall have leisure to make good; - If this be not a dream I see and hear. -ANGELO. That is the chain, sir, which you had of me. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. I think it be, sir; I deny it not. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. And you, sir, for this chain arrested me. -ANGELO. I think I did, sir; I deny it not. -ADRIANA. I sent you money, sir, to be your bail, - By Dromio; but I think he brought it not. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. No, none by me. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. This purse of ducats I receiv'd from you, - And Dromio my man did bring them me. - I see we still did meet each other's man, - And I was ta'en for him, and he for me, - And thereupon these ERRORS are arose. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. These ducats pawn I for my father here. -DUKE. It shall not need; thy father hath his life. -COURTEZAN. Sir, I must have that diamond from you. -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. There, take it; and much thanks for my - good cheer. -ABBESS. Renowned Duke, vouchsafe to take the pains - To go with us into the abbey here, - And hear at large discoursed all our fortunes; - And all that are assembled in this place - That by this sympathized one day's error - Have suffer'd wrong, go keep us company, - And we shall make full satisfaction. - Thirty-three years have I but gone in travail - Of you, my sons; and till this present hour - My heavy burden ne'er delivered. - The Duke, my husband, and my children both, - And you the calendars of their nativity, - Go to a gossips' feast, and go with me; - After so long grief, such nativity! -DUKE. With all my heart, I'll gossip at this feast. -<Exeunt all but ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE, ANTIPHOLUS OF -EPHESUS, DROMIO OF SYRACUSE, and DROMIO OF EPHESUS -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Master, shall I fetch your stuff from shipboard? -ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS. Dromio, what stuff of mine hast thou embark'd? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Your goods that lay at host, sir, in the Centaur. -ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. He speaks to me. I am your master, Dromio. - Come, go with us; we'll look to that anon. - Embrace thy brother there; rejoice with him. -<Exeunt ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE and ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. There is a fat friend at your master's house, - That kitchen'd me for you to-day at dinner; - She now shall be my sister, not my wife. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Methinks you are my glass, and not my brother; - I see by you I am a sweet-fac'd youth. - Will you walk in to see their gossiping? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. Not I, sir; you are my elder. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. That's a question; how shall we try it? -DROMIO OF SYRACUSE. We'll draw cuts for the senior; till then, - lead thou first. -DROMIO OF EPHESUS. Nay, then, thus: - We came into the world like brother and brother, - And now let's go hand in hand, not one before another. -<Exeunt - - -THE END - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1608 - -THE TRAGEDY OF CORIOLANUS - -by William Shakespeare - - - -Dramatis Personae - - CAIUS MARCIUS, afterwards CAIUS MARCIUS CORIOLANUS - - Generals against the Volscians - TITUS LARTIUS - COMINIUS - - MENENIUS AGRIPPA, friend to Coriolanus - - Tribunes of the People - SICINIUS VELUTUS - JUNIUS BRUTUS - - YOUNG MARCIUS, son to Coriolanus - A ROMAN HERALD - NICANOR, a Roman - TULLUS AUFIDIUS, General of the Volscians - LIEUTENANT, to Aufidius - CONSPIRATORS, With Aufidius - ADRIAN, a Volscian - A CITIZEN of Antium - TWO VOLSCIAN GUARDS - - VOLUMNIA, mother to Coriolanus - VIRGILIA, wife to Coriolanus - VALERIA, friend to Virgilia - GENTLEWOMAN attending on Virgilia - - Roman and Volscian Senators, Patricians, Aediles, Lictors, - Soldiers, Citizens, Messengers, Servants to Aufidius, and other - Attendants - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -Rome and the neighbourhood; Corioli and the neighbourhood; Antium - - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -Rome. A street - -Enter a company of mutinous citizens, with staves, clubs, and other weapons - - FIRST CITIZEN. Before we proceed any further, hear me speak. - ALL. Speak, speak. - FIRST CITIZEN. YOU are all resolv'd rather to die than to famish? - ALL. Resolv'd, resolv'd. - FIRST CITIZEN. First, you know Caius Marcius is chief enemy to the - people. - ALL. We know't, we know't. - FIRST CITIZEN. Let us kill him, and we'll have corn at our own - price. Is't a verdict? - ALL. No more talking on't; let it be done. Away, away! - SECOND CITIZEN. One word, good citizens. - FIRST CITIZEN. We are accounted poor citizens, the patricians good. - What authority surfeits on would relieve us; if they would yield - us but the superfluity while it were wholesome, we might guess - they relieved us humanely; but they think we are too dear. The - leanness that afflicts us, the object of our misery, is as an - inventory to particularize their abundance; our sufferance is a - gain to them. Let us revenge this with our pikes ere we become - rakes; for the gods know I speak this in hunger for bread, not in - thirst for revenge. - SECOND CITIZEN. Would you proceed especially against Caius Marcius? - FIRST CITIZEN. Against him first; he's a very dog to the - commonalty. - SECOND CITIZEN. Consider you what services he has done for his - country? - FIRST CITIZEN. Very well, and could be content to give him good - report for't but that he pays himself with being proud. - SECOND CITIZEN. Nay, but speak not maliciously. - FIRST CITIZEN. I say unto you, what he hath done famously he did it - to that end; though soft-conscienc'd men can be content to say it - was for his country, he did it to please his mother and to be - partly proud, which he is, even to the altitude of his virtue. - SECOND CITIZEN. What he cannot help in his nature you account a - vice in him. You must in no way say he is covetous. - FIRST CITIZEN. If I must not, I need not be barren of accusations; - he hath faults, with surplus, to tire in repetition. [Shouts - within] What shouts are these? The other side o' th' city is - risen. Why stay we prating here? To th' Capitol! - ALL. Come, come. - FIRST CITIZEN. Soft! who comes here? - - Enter MENENIUS AGRIPPA - - SECOND CITIZEN. Worthy Menenius Agrippa; one that hath always lov'd - the people. - FIRST CITIZEN. He's one honest enough; would all the rest were so! - MENENIUS. What work's, my countrymen, in hand? Where go you - With bats and clubs? The matter? Speak, I pray you. - FIRST CITIZEN. Our business is not unknown to th' Senate; they have - had inkling this fortnight what we intend to do, which now we'll - show 'em in deeds. They say poor suitors have strong breaths; - they shall know we have strong arms too. - MENENIUS. Why, masters, my good friends, mine honest neighbours, - Will you undo yourselves? - FIRST CITIZEN. We cannot, sir; we are undone already. - MENENIUS. I tell you, friends, most charitable care - Have the patricians of you. For your wants, - Your suffering in this dearth, you may as well - Strike at the heaven with your staves as lift them - Against the Roman state; whose course will on - The way it takes, cracking ten thousand curbs - Of more strong link asunder than can ever - Appear in your impediment. For the dearth, - The gods, not the patricians, make it, and - Your knees to them, not arms, must help. Alack, - You are transported by calamity - Thither where more attends you; and you slander - The helms o' th' state, who care for you like fathers, - When you curse them as enemies. - FIRST CITIZEN. Care for us! True, indeed! They ne'er car'd for us - yet. Suffer us to famish, and their storehouses cramm'd with - grain; make edicts for usury, to support usurers; repeal daily - any wholesome act established against the rich, and provide more - piercing statutes daily to chain up and restrain the poor. If the - wars eat us not up, they will; and there's all the love they bear - us. - MENENIUS. Either you must - Confess yourselves wondrous malicious, - Or be accus'd of folly. I shall tell you - A pretty tale. It may be you have heard it; - But, since it serves my purpose, I will venture - To stale't a little more. - FIRST CITIZEN. Well, I'll hear it, sir; yet you must not think to - fob off our disgrace with a tale. But, an't please you, deliver. - MENENIUS. There was a time when all the body's members - Rebell'd against the belly; thus accus'd it: - That only like a gulf it did remain - I' th' midst o' th' body, idle and unactive, - Still cupboarding the viand, never bearing - Like labour with the rest; where th' other instruments - Did see and hear, devise, instruct, walk, feel, - And, mutually participate, did minister - Unto the appetite and affection common - Of the whole body. The belly answer'd- - FIRST CITIZEN. Well, sir, what answer made the belly? - MENENIUS. Sir, I shall tell you. With a kind of smile, - Which ne'er came from the lungs, but even thus- - For look you, I may make the belly smile - As well as speak- it tauntingly replied - To th' discontented members, the mutinous parts - That envied his receipt; even so most fitly - As you malign our senators for that - They are not such as you. - FIRST CITIZEN. Your belly's answer- What? - The kingly crowned head, the vigilant eye, - The counsellor heart, the arm our soldier, - Our steed the leg, the tongue our trumpeter, - With other muniments and petty helps - Is this our fabric, if that they- - MENENIUS. What then? - Fore me, this fellow speaks! What then? What then? - FIRST CITIZEN. Should by the cormorant belly be restrain'd, - Who is the sink o' th' body- - MENENIUS. Well, what then? - FIRST CITIZEN. The former agents, if they did complain, - What could the belly answer? - MENENIUS. I will tell you; - If you'll bestow a small- of what you have little- - Patience awhile, you'st hear the belly's answer. - FIRST CITIZEN. Y'are long about it. - MENENIUS. Note me this, good friend: - Your most grave belly was deliberate, - Not rash like his accusers, and thus answered. - 'True is it, my incorporate friends,' quoth he - 'That I receive the general food at first - Which you do live upon; and fit it is, - Because I am the storehouse and the shop - Of the whole body. But, if you do remember, - I send it through the rivers of your blood, - Even to the court, the heart, to th' seat o' th' brain; - And, through the cranks and offices of man, - The strongest nerves and small inferior veins - From me receive that natural competency - Whereby they live. And though that all at once - You, my good friends'- this says the belly; mark me. - FIRST CITIZEN. Ay, sir; well, well. - MENENIUS. 'Though all at once cannot - See what I do deliver out to each, - Yet I can make my audit up, that all - From me do back receive the flour of all, - And leave me but the bran.' What say you to' t? - FIRST CITIZEN. It was an answer. How apply you this? - MENENIUS. The senators of Rome are this good belly, - And you the mutinous members; for, examine - Their counsels and their cares, digest things rightly - Touching the weal o' th' common, you shall find - No public benefit which you receive - But it proceeds or comes from them to you, - And no way from yourselves. What do you think, - You, the great toe of this assembly? - FIRST CITIZEN. I the great toe? Why the great toe? - MENENIUS. For that, being one o' th' lowest, basest, poorest, - Of this most wise rebellion, thou goest foremost. - Thou rascal, that art worst in blood to run, - Lead'st first to win some vantage. - But make you ready your stiff bats and clubs. - Rome and her rats are at the point of battle; - The one side must have bale. - - Enter CAIUS MARCIUS - - Hail, noble Marcius! - MARCIUS. Thanks. What's the matter, you dissentious rogues - That, rubbing the poor itch of your opinion, - Make yourselves scabs? - FIRST CITIZEN. We have ever your good word. - MARCIUS. He that will give good words to thee will flatter - Beneath abhorring. What would you have, you curs, - That like nor peace nor war? The one affrights you, - The other makes you proud. He that trusts to you, - Where he should find you lions, finds you hares; - Where foxes, geese; you are no surer, no, - Than is the coal of fire upon the ice - Or hailstone in the sun. Your virtue is - To make him worthy whose offence subdues him, - And curse that justice did it. Who deserves greatness - Deserves your hate; and your affections are - A sick man's appetite, who desires most that - Which would increase his evil. He that depends - Upon your favours swims with fins of lead, - And hews down oaks with rushes. Hang ye! Trust ye? - With every minute you do change a mind - And call him noble that was now your hate, - Him vile that was your garland. What's the matter - That in these several places of the city - You cry against the noble Senate, who, - Under the gods, keep you in awe, which else - Would feed on one another? What's their seeking? - MENENIUS. For corn at their own rates, whereof they say - The city is well stor'd. - MARCIUS. Hang 'em! They say! - They'll sit by th' fire and presume to know - What's done i' th' Capitol, who's like to rise, - Who thrives and who declines; side factions, and give out - Conjectural marriages, making parties strong, - And feebling such as stand not in their liking - Below their cobbled shoes. They say there's grain enough! - Would the nobility lay aside their ruth - And let me use my sword, I'd make a quarry - With thousands of these quarter'd slaves, as high - As I could pick my lance. - MENENIUS. Nay, these are almost thoroughly persuaded; - For though abundantly they lack discretion, - Yet are they passing cowardly. But, I beseech you, - What says the other troop? - MARCIUS. They are dissolv'd. Hang 'em! - They said they were an-hungry; sigh'd forth proverbs- - That hunger broke stone walls, that dogs must eat, - That meat was made for mouths, that the gods sent not - Corn for the rich men only. With these shreds - They vented their complainings; which being answer'd, - And a petition granted them- a strange one, - To break the heart of generosity - And make bold power look pale- they threw their caps - As they would hang them on the horns o' th' moon, - Shouting their emulation. - MENENIUS. What is granted them? - MARCIUS. Five tribunes, to defend their vulgar wisdoms, - Of their own choice. One's Junius Brutus- - Sicinius Velutus, and I know not. 'Sdeath! - The rabble should have first unroof'd the city - Ere so prevail'd with me; it will in time - Win upon power and throw forth greater themes - For insurrection's arguing. - MENENIUS. This is strange. - MARCIUS. Go get you home, you fragments. - - Enter a MESSENGER, hastily - - MESSENGER. Where's Caius Marcius? - MARCIUS. Here. What's the matter? - MESSENGER. The news is, sir, the Volsces are in arms. - MARCIUS. I am glad on't; then we shall ha' means to vent - Our musty superfluity. See, our best elders. - - Enter COMINIUS, TITUS LARTIUS, with other SENATORS; - JUNIUS BRUTUS and SICINIUS VELUTUS - - FIRST SENATOR. Marcius, 'tis true that you have lately told us: - The Volsces are in arms. - MARCIUS. They have a leader, - Tullus Aufidius, that will put you to't. - I sin in envying his nobility; - And were I anything but what I am, - I would wish me only he. - COMINIUS. You have fought together? - MARCIUS. Were half to half the world by th' ears, and he - Upon my party, I'd revolt, to make - Only my wars with him. He is a lion - That I am proud to hunt. - FIRST SENATOR. Then, worthy Marcius, - Attend upon Cominius to these wars. - COMINIUS. It is your former promise. - MARCIUS. Sir, it is; - And I am constant. Titus Lartius, thou - Shalt see me once more strike at Tullus' face. - What, art thou stiff? Stand'st out? - LARTIUS. No, Caius Marcius; - I'll lean upon one crutch and fight with t'other - Ere stay behind this business. - MENENIUS. O, true bred! - FIRST SENATOR. Your company to th' Capitol; where, I know, - Our greatest friends attend us. - LARTIUS. [To COMINIUS] Lead you on. - [To MARCIUS] Follow Cominius; we must follow you; - Right worthy you priority. - COMINIUS. Noble Marcius! - FIRST SENATOR. [To the Citizens] Hence to your homes; be gone. - MARCIUS. Nay, let them follow. - The Volsces have much corn: take these rats thither - To gnaw their garners. Worshipful mutineers, - Your valour puts well forth; pray follow. - Ciitzens steal away. Exeunt all but SICINIUS and BRUTUS - SICINIUS. Was ever man so proud as is this Marcius? - BRUTUS. He has no equal. - SICINIUS. When we were chosen tribunes for the people- - BRUTUS. Mark'd you his lip and eyes? - SICINIUS. Nay, but his taunts! - BRUTUS. Being mov'd, he will not spare to gird the gods. - SICINIUS. Bemock the modest moon. - BRUTUS. The present wars devour him! He is grown - Too proud to be so valiant. - SICINIUS. Such a nature, - Tickled with good success, disdains the shadow - Which he treads on at noon. But I do wonder - His insolence can brook to be commanded - Under Cominius. - BRUTUS. Fame, at the which he aims- - In whom already he is well grac'd- cannot - Better be held nor more attain'd than by - A place below the first; for what miscarries - Shall be the general's fault, though he perform - To th' utmost of a man, and giddy censure - Will then cry out of Marcius 'O, if he - Had borne the business!' - SICINIUS. Besides, if things go well, - Opinion, that so sticks on Marcius, shall - Of his demerits rob Cominius. - BRUTUS. Come. - Half all Cominius' honours are to Marcius, - Though Marcius earn'd them not; and all his faults - To Marcius shall be honours, though indeed - In aught he merit not. - SICINIUS. Let's hence and hear - How the dispatch is made, and in what fashion, - More than his singularity, he goes - Upon this present action. - BRUTUS. Let's along. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Corioli. The Senate House. - -Enter TULLUS AUFIDIUS with SENATORS of Corioli - - FIRST SENATOR. So, your opinion is, Aufidius, - That they of Rome are ent'red in our counsels - And know how we proceed. - AUFIDIUS. Is it not yours? - What ever have been thought on in this state - That could be brought to bodily act ere Rome - Had circumvention? 'Tis not four days gone - Since I heard thence; these are the words- I think - I have the letter here;.yes, here it is: - [Reads] 'They have press'd a power, but it is not known - Whether for east or west. The dearth is great; - The people mutinous; and it is rumour'd, - Cominius, Marcius your old enemy, - Who is of Rome worse hated than of you, - And Titus Lartius, a most valiant Roman, - These three lead on this preparation - Whither 'tis bent. Most likely 'tis for you; - Consider of it.' - FIRST SENATOR. Our army's in the field; - We never yet made doubt but Rome was ready - To answer us. - AUFIDIUS. Nor did you think it folly - To keep your great pretences veil'd till when - They needs must show themselves; which in the hatching, - It seem'd, appear'd to Rome. By the discovery - We shall be short'ned in our aim, which was - To take in many towns ere almost Rome - Should know we were afoot. - SECOND SENATOR. Noble Aufidius, - Take your commission; hie you to your bands; - Let us alone to guard Corioli. - If they set down before's, for the remove - Bring up your army; but I think you'll find - Th' have not prepar'd for us. - AUFIDIUS. O, doubt not that! - I speak from certainties. Nay more, - Some parcels of their power are forth already, - And only hitherward. I leave your honours. - If we and Caius Marcius chance to meet, - 'Tis sworn between us we shall ever strike - Till one can do no more. - ALL. The gods assist you! - AUFIDIUS. And keep your honours safe! - FIRST SENATOR. Farewell. - SECOND SENATOR. Farewell. - ALL. Farewell. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Rome. MARCIUS' house - -Enter VOLUMNIA and VIRGILIA, mother and wife to MARCIUS; -they set them down on two low stools and sew - - VOLUMNIA. I pray you, daughter, sing, or express yourself in a more - comfortable sort. If my son were my husband, I should freelier - rejoice in that absence wherein he won honour than in the - embracements of his bed where he would show most love. When yet - he was but tender-bodied, and the only son of my womb; when youth - with comeliness pluck'd all gaze his way; when, for a day of - kings' entreaties, a mother should not sell him an hour from her - beholding; I, considering how honour would become such a person- - that it was no better than picture-like to hang by th' wall, if - renown made it not stir- was pleas'd to let him seek danger where - he was to find fame. To a cruel war I sent him, from whence he - return'd his brows bound with oak. I tell thee, daughter, I - sprang not more in joy at first hearing he was a man-child than - now in first seeing he had proved himself a man. - VIRGILIA. But had he died in the business, madam, how then? - VOLUMNIA. Then his good report should have been my son; I therein - would have found issue. Hear me profess sincerely: had I a dozen - sons, each in my love alike, and none less dear than thine and my - good Marcius, I had rather had eleven die nobly for their country - than one voluptuously surfeit out of action. - - Enter a GENTLEWOMAN - - GENTLEWOMAN. Madam, the Lady Valeria is come to visit you. - VIRGILIA. Beseech you give me leave to retire myself. - VOLUMNIA. Indeed you shall not. - Methinks I hear hither your husband's drum; - See him pluck Aufidius down by th' hair; - As children from a bear, the Volsces shunning him. - Methinks I see him stamp thus, and call thus: - 'Come on, you cowards! You were got in fear, - Though you were born in Rome.' His bloody brow - With his mail'd hand then wiping, forth he goes, - Like to a harvest-man that's task'd to mow - Or all or lose his hire. - VIRGILIA. His bloody brow? O Jupiter, no blood! - VOLUMNIA. Away, you fool! It more becomes a man - Than gilt his trophy. The breasts of Hecuba, - When she did suckle Hector, look'd not lovelier - Than Hector's forehead when it spit forth blood - At Grecian sword, contemning. Tell Valeria - We are fit to bid her welcome. Exit GENTLEWOMAN - VIRGILIA. Heavens bless my lord from fell Aufidius! - VOLUMNIA. He'll beat Aufidius' head below his knee - And tread upon his neck. - - Re-enter GENTLEWOMAN, With VALERIA and an usher - - VALERIA. My ladies both, good day to you. - VOLUMNIA. Sweet madam! - VIRGILIA. I am glad to see your ladyship. - VALERIA. How do you both? You are manifest housekeepers. What are - you sewing here? A fine spot, in good faith. How does your little - son? - VIRGILIA. I thank your ladyship; well, good madam. - VOLUMNIA. He had rather see the swords and hear a drum than look - upon his schoolmaster. - VALERIA. O' my word, the father's son! I'll swear 'tis a very - pretty boy. O' my troth, I look'd upon him a Wednesday half an - hour together; has such a confirm'd countenance! I saw him run - after a gilded butterfly; and when he caught it he let it go - again, and after it again, and over and over he comes, and up - again, catch'd it again; or whether his fall enrag'd him, or how - 'twas, he did so set his teeth and tear it. O, I warrant, how he - mammock'd it! - VOLUMNIA. One on's father's moods. - VALERIA. Indeed, la, 'tis a noble child. - VIRGILIA. A crack, madam. - VALERIA. Come, lay aside your stitchery; I must have you play the - idle huswife with me this afternoon. - VIRGILIA. No, good madam; I will not out of doors. - VALERIA. Not out of doors! - VOLUMNIA. She shall, she shall. - VIRGILIA. Indeed, no, by your patience; I'll not over the threshold - till my lord return from the wars. - VALERIA. Fie, you confine yourself most unreasonably; come, you - must go visit the good lady that lies in. - VIRGILIA. I will wish her speedy strength, and visit her with my - prayers; but I cannot go thither. - VOLUMNIA. Why, I pray you? - VIRGILIA. 'Tis not to save labour, nor that I want love. - VALERIA. You would be another Penelope; yet they say all the yarn - she spun in Ulysses' absence did but fill Ithaca full of moths. - Come, I would your cambric were sensible as your finger, that you - might leave pricking it for pity. Come, you shall go with us. - VIRGILIA. No, good madam, pardon me; indeed I will not forth. - VALERIA. In truth, la, go with me; and I'll tell you excellent news - of your husband. - VIRGILIA. O, good madam, there can be none yet. - VALERIA. Verily, I do not jest with you; there came news from him - last night. - VIRGILIA. Indeed, madam? - VALERIA. In earnest, it's true; I heard a senator speak it. Thus it - is: the Volsces have an army forth; against whom Cominius the - general is gone, with one part of our Roman power. Your lord and - Titus Lartius are set down before their city Corioli; they - nothing doubt prevailing and to make it brief wars. This is true, - on mine honour; and so, I pray, go with us. - VIRGILIA. Give me excuse, good madam; I will obey you in everything - hereafter. - VOLUMNIA. Let her alone, lady; as she is now, she will but disease - our better mirth. - VALERIA. In troth, I think she would. Fare you well, then. Come, - good sweet lady. Prithee, Virgilia, turn thy solemness out o' - door and go along with us. - VIRGILIA. No, at a word, madam; indeed I must not. I wish you much - mirth. - VALERIA. Well then, farewell. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -Before Corioli - -Enter MARCIUS, TITUS LARTIUS, with drum and colours, -with CAPTAINS and soldiers. To them a MESSENGER - - MARCIUS. Yonder comes news; a wager- they have met. - LARTIUS. My horse to yours- no. - MARCIUS. 'Tis done. - LARTIUS. Agreed. - MARCIUS. Say, has our general met the enemy? - MESSENGER. They lie in view, but have not spoke as yet. - LARTIUS. So, the good horse is mine. - MARCIUS. I'll buy him of you. - LARTIUS. No, I'll nor sell nor give him; lend you him I will - For half a hundred years. Summon the town. - MARCIUS. How far off lie these armies? - MESSENGER. Within this mile and half. - MARCIUS. Then shall we hear their 'larum, and they ours. - Now, Mars, I prithee, make us quick in work, - That we with smoking swords may march from hence - To help our fielded friends! Come, blow thy blast. - - They sound a parley. Enter two SENATORS with others, - on the walls of Corioli - - Tullus Aufidius, is he within your walls? - FIRST SENATOR. No, nor a man that fears you less than he: - That's lesser than a little. [Drum afar off] Hark, our drums - Are bringing forth our youth. We'll break our walls - Rather than they shall pound us up; our gates, - Which yet seem shut, we have but pinn'd with rushes; - They'll open of themselves. [Alarum far off] Hark you far off! - There is Aufidius. List what work he makes - Amongst your cloven army. - MARCIUS. O, they are at it! - LARTIUS. Their noise be our instruction. Ladders, ho! - - Enter the army of the Volsces - - MARCIUS. They fear us not, but issue forth their city. - Now put your shields before your hearts, and fight - With hearts more proof than shields. Advance, brave Titus. - They do disdain us much beyond our thoughts, - Which makes me sweat with wrath. Come on, my fellows. - He that retires, I'll take him for a Volsce, - And he shall feel mine edge. - - Alarum. The Romans are beat back to their trenches. - Re-enter MARCIUS, cursing - - MARCIUS. All the contagion of the south light on you, - You shames of Rome! you herd of- Boils and plagues - Plaster you o'er, that you may be abhorr'd - Farther than seen, and one infect another - Against the wind a mile! You souls of geese - That bear the shapes of men, how have you run - From slaves that apes would beat! Pluto and hell! - All hurt behind! Backs red, and faces pale - With flight and agued fear! Mend and charge home, - Or, by the fires of heaven, I'll leave the foe - And make my wars on you. Look to't. Come on; - If you'll stand fast we'll beat them to their wives, - As they us to our trenches. Follow me. - - Another alarum. The Volsces fly, and MARCIUS follows - them to the gates - - So, now the gates are ope; now prove good seconds; - 'Tis for the followers fortune widens them, - Not for the fliers. Mark me, and do the like. - - [MARCIUS enters the gates] - - FIRST SOLDIER. Fool-hardiness; not I. - SECOND SOLDIER. Not I. [MARCIUS is shut in] - FIRST SOLDIER. See, they have shut him in. - ALL. To th' pot, I warrant him. [Alarum continues] - - Re-enter TITUS LARTIUS - - LARTIUS. What is become of Marcius? - ALL. Slain, sir, doubtless. - FIRST SOLDIER. Following the fliers at the very heels, - With them he enters; who, upon the sudden, - Clapp'd to their gates. He is himself alone, - To answer all the city. - LARTIUS. O noble fellow! - Who sensibly outdares his senseless sword, - And when it bows stand'st up. Thou art left, Marcius; - A carbuncle entire, as big as thou art, - Were not so rich a jewel. Thou wast a soldier - Even to Cato's wish, not fierce and terrible - Only in strokes; but with thy grim looks and - The thunder-like percussion of thy sounds - Thou mad'st thine enemies shake, as if the world - Were feverous and did tremble. - - Re-enter MARCIUS, bleeding, assaulted by the enemy - - FIRST SOLDIER. Look, sir. - LARTIUS. O, 'tis Marcius! - Let's fetch him off, or make remain alike. - [They fight, and all enter the city] - - - - -SCENE V. -Within Corioli. A street - -Enter certain Romans, with spoils - - FIRST ROMAN. This will I carry to Rome. - SECOND ROMAN. And I this. - THIRD ROMAN. A murrain on 't! I took this for silver. - [Alarum continues still afar off] - - Enter MARCIUS and TITUS LARTIUS With a trumpeter - - MARCIUS. See here these movers that do prize their hours - At a crack'd drachma! Cushions, leaden spoons, - Irons of a doit, doublets that hangmen would - Bury with those that wore them, these base slaves, - Ere yet the fight be done, pack up. Down with them! - Exeunt pillagers - And hark, what noise the general makes! To him! - There is the man of my soul's hate, Aufidius, - Piercing our Romans; then, valiant Titus, take - Convenient numbers to make good the city; - Whilst I, with those that have the spirit, will haste - To help Cominius. - LARTIUS. Worthy sir, thou bleed'st; - Thy exercise hath been too violent - For a second course of fight. - MARCIUS. Sir, praise me not; - My work hath yet not warm'd me. Fare you well; - The blood I drop is rather physical - Than dangerous to me. To Aufidius thus - I will appear, and fight. - LARTIUS. Now the fair goddess, Fortune, - Fall deep in love with thee, and her great charms - Misguide thy opposers' swords! Bold gentleman, - Prosperity be thy page! - MARCIUS. Thy friend no less - Than those she placeth highest! So farewell. - LARTIUS. Thou worthiest Marcius! Exit MARCIUS - Go sound thy trumpet in the market-place; - Call thither all the officers o' th' town, - Where they shall know our mind. Away! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VI. -Near the camp of COMINIUS - -Enter COMINIUS, as it were in retire, with soldiers - - COMINIUS. Breathe you, my friends. Well fought; we are come off - Like Romans, neither foolish in our stands - Nor cowardly in retire. Believe me, sirs, - We shall be charg'd again. Whiles we have struck, - By interims and conveying gusts we have heard - The charges of our friends. The Roman gods, - Lead their successes as we wish our own, - That both our powers, with smiling fronts encount'ring, - May give you thankful sacrifice! - - Enter A MESSENGER - - Thy news? - MESSENGER. The citizens of Corioli have issued - And given to Lartius and to Marcius battle; - I saw our party to their trenches driven, - And then I came away. - COMINIUS. Though thou speak'st truth, - Methinks thou speak'st not well. How long is't since? - MESSENGER. Above an hour, my lord. - COMINIUS. 'Tis not a mile; briefly we heard their drums. - How couldst thou in a mile confound an hour, - And bring thy news so late? - MESSENGER. Spies of the Volsces - Held me in chase, that I was forc'd to wheel - Three or four miles about; else had I, sir, - Half an hour since brought my report. - - Enter MARCIUS - - COMINIUS. Who's yonder - That does appear as he were flay'd? O gods! - He has the stamp of Marcius, and I have - Before-time seen him thus. - MARCIUS. Come I too late? - COMINIUS. The shepherd knows not thunder from a tabor - More than I know the sound of Marcius' tongue - From every meaner man. - MARCIUS. Come I too late? - COMINIUS. Ay, if you come not in the blood of others, - But mantled in your own. - MARCIUS. O! let me clip ye - In arms as sound as when I woo'd, in heart - As merry as when our nuptial day was done, - And tapers burn'd to bedward. - COMINIUS. Flower of warriors, - How is't with Titus Lartius? - MARCIUS. As with a man busied about decrees: - Condemning some to death and some to exile; - Ransoming him or pitying, threat'ning th' other; - Holding Corioli in the name of Rome - Even like a fawning greyhound in the leash, - To let him slip at will. - COMINIUS. Where is that slave - Which told me they had beat you to your trenches? - Where is he? Call him hither. - MARCIUS. Let him alone; - He did inform the truth. But for our gentlemen, - The common file- a plague! tribunes for them! - The mouse ne'er shunn'd the cat as they did budge - From rascals worse than they. - COMINIUS. But how prevail'd you? - MARCIUS. Will the time serve to tell? I do not think. - Where is the enemy? Are you lords o' th' field? - If not, why cease you till you are so? - COMINIUS. Marcius, - We have at disadvantage fought, and did - Retire to win our purpose. - MARCIUS. How lies their battle? Know you on which side - They have plac'd their men of trust? - COMINIUS. As I guess, Marcius, - Their bands i' th' vaward are the Antiates, - Of their best trust; o'er them Aufidius, - Their very heart of hope. - MARCIUS. I do beseech you, - By all the battles wherein we have fought, - By th' blood we have shed together, by th' vows - We have made to endure friends, that you directly - Set me against Aufidius and his Antiates; - And that you not delay the present, but, - Filling the air with swords advanc'd and darts, - We prove this very hour. - COMINIUS. Though I could wish - You were conducted to a gentle bath - And balms applied to you, yet dare I never - Deny your asking: take your choice of those - That best can aid your action. - MARCIUS. Those are they - That most are willing. If any such be here- - As it were sin to doubt- that love this painting - Wherein you see me smear'd; if any fear - Lesser his person than an ill report; - If any think brave death outweighs bad life - And that his country's dearer than himself; - Let him alone, or so many so minded, - Wave thus to express his disposition, - And follow Marcius. [They all shout and wave their - swords, take him up in their arms and cast up their caps] - O, me alone! Make you a sword of me? - If these shows be not outward, which of you - But is four Volsces? None of you but is - Able to bear against the great Aufidius - A shield as hard as his. A certain number, - Though thanks to all, must I select from all; the rest - Shall bear the business in some other fight, - As cause will be obey'd. Please you to march; - And four shall quickly draw out my command, - Which men are best inclin'd. - COMINIUS. March on, my fellows; - Make good this ostentation, and you shall - Divide in all with us. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VII. -The gates of Corioli - -TITUS LARTIUS, having set a guard upon Corioli, going with drum and trumpet -toward COMINIUS and CAIUS MARCIUS, enters with a LIEUTENANT, other soldiers, -and a scout - - LARTIUS. So, let the ports be guarded; keep your duties - As I have set them down. If I do send, dispatch - Those centuries to our aid; the rest will serve - For a short holding. If we lose the field - We cannot keep the town. - LIEUTENANT. Fear not our care, sir. - LARTIUS. Hence, and shut your gates upon's. - Our guider, come; to th' Roman camp conduct us. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VIII. -A field of battle between the Roman and the Volscian camps - -Alarum, as in battle. Enter MARCIUS and AUFIDIUS at several doors - - MARCIUS. I'll fight with none but thee, for I do hate thee - Worse than a promise-breaker. - AUFIDIUS. We hate alike: - Not Afric owns a serpent I abhor - More than thy fame and envy. Fix thy foot. - MARCIUS. Let the first budger die the other's slave, - And the gods doom him after! - AUFIDIUS. If I fly, Marcius, - Halloa me like a hare. - MARCIUS. Within these three hours, Tullus, - Alone I fought in your Corioli walls, - And made what work I pleas'd. 'Tis not my blood - Wherein thou seest me mask'd. For thy revenge - Wrench up thy power to th' highest. - AUFIDIUS. Wert thou the Hector - That was the whip of your bragg'd progeny, - Thou shouldst not scape me here. - - Here they fight, and certain Volsces come in the aid - of AUFIDIUS. MARCIUS fights till they be driven in - breathless - - Officious, and not valiant, you have sham'd me - In your condemned seconds. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IX. -The Roman camp - -Flourish. Alarum. A retreat is sounded. Enter, at one door, -COMINIUS with the Romans; at another door, MARCIUS, with his arm in a scarf - - COMINIUS. If I should tell thee o'er this thy day's work, - Thou't not believe thy deeds; but I'll report it - Where senators shall mingle tears with smiles; - Where great patricians shall attend, and shrug, - I' th' end admire; where ladies shall be frighted - And, gladly quak'd, hear more; where the dull tribunes, - That with the fusty plebeians hate thine honours, - Shall say against their hearts 'We thank the gods - Our Rome hath such a soldier.' - Yet cam'st thou to a morsel of this feast, - Having fully din'd before. - - Enter TITUS LARTIUS, with his power, from the pursuit - - LARTIUS. O General, - Here is the steed, we the caparison. - Hadst thou beheld- - MARCIUS. Pray now, no more; my mother, - Who has a charter to extol her blood, - When she does praise me grieves me. I have done - As you have done- that's what I can; induc'd - As you have been- that's for my country. - He that has but effected his good will - Hath overta'en mine act. - COMINIUS. You shall not be - The grave of your deserving; Rome must know - The value of her own. 'Twere a concealment - Worse than a theft, no less than a traducement, - To hide your doings and to silence that - Which, to the spire and top of praises vouch'd, - Would seem but modest. Therefore, I beseech you, - In sign of what you are, not to reward - What you have done, before our army hear me. - MARCIUS. I have some wounds upon me, and they smart - To hear themselves rememb'red. - COMINIUS. Should they not, - Well might they fester 'gainst ingratitude - And tent themselves with death. Of all the horses- - Whereof we have ta'en good, and good store- of all - The treasure in this field achiev'd and city, - We render you the tenth; to be ta'en forth - Before the common distribution at - Your only choice. - MARCIUS. I thank you, General, - But cannot make my heart consent to take - A bribe to pay my sword. I do refuse it, - And stand upon my common part with those - That have beheld the doing. - - A long flourish. They all cry 'Marcius, Marcius!' - cast up their caps and lances. COMINIUS and LARTIUS stand bare - - May these same instruments which you profane - Never sound more! When drums and trumpets shall - I' th' field prove flatterers, let courts and cities be - Made all of false-fac'd soothing. When steel grows - Soft as the parasite's silk, let him be made - An overture for th' wars. No more, I say. - For that I have not wash'd my nose that bled, - Or foil'd some debile wretch, which without note - Here's many else have done, you shout me forth - In acclamations hyperbolical, - As if I lov'd my little should be dieted - In praises sauc'd with lies. - COMINIUS. Too modest are you; - More cruel to your good report than grateful - To us that give you truly. By your patience, - If 'gainst yourself you be incens'd, we'll put you- - Like one that means his proper harm- in manacles, - Then reason safely with you. Therefore be it known, - As to us, to all the world, that Caius Marcius - Wears this war's garland; in token of the which, - My noble steed, known to the camp, I give him, - With all his trim belonging; and from this time, - For what he did before Corioli, can him - With all th' applause-and clamour of the host, - Caius Marcius Coriolanus. - Bear th' addition nobly ever! - [Flourish. Trumpets sound, and drums] - ALL. Caius Marcius Coriolanus! - CORIOLANUS. I will go wash; - And when my face is fair you shall perceive - Whether I blush or no. Howbeit, I thank you; - I mean to stride your steed, and at all times - To undercrest your good addition - To th' fairness of my power. - COMINIUS. So, to our tent; - Where, ere we do repose us, we will write - To Rome of our success. You, Titus Lartius, - Must to Corioli back. Send us to Rome - The best, with whom we may articulate - For their own good and ours. - LARTIUS. I shall, my lord. - CORIOLANUS. The gods begin to mock me. I, that now - Refus'd most princely gifts, am bound to beg - Of my Lord General. - COMINIUS. Take't- 'tis yours; what is't? - CORIOLANUS. I sometime lay here in Corioli - At a poor man's house; he us'd me kindly. - He cried to me; I saw him prisoner; - But then Aufidius was within my view, - And wrath o'erwhelm'd my pity. I request you - To give my poor host freedom. - COMINIUS. O, well begg'd! - Were he the butcher of my son, he should - Be free as is the wind. Deliver him, Titus. - LARTIUS. Marcius, his name? - CORIOLANUS. By Jupiter, forgot! - I am weary; yea, my memory is tir'd. - Have we no wine here? - COMINIUS. Go we to our tent. - The blood upon your visage dries; 'tis time - It should be look'd to. Come. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE X. -The camp of the Volsces - -A flourish. Cornets. Enter TULLUS AUFIDIUS bloody, with two or three soldiers - - AUFIDIUS. The town is ta'en. - FIRST SOLDIER. 'Twill be deliver'd back on good condition. - AUFIDIUS. Condition! - I would I were a Roman; for I cannot, - Being a Volsce, be that I am. Condition? - What good condition can a treaty find - I' th' part that is at mercy? Five times, Marcius, - I have fought with thee; so often hast thou beat me; - And wouldst do so, I think, should we encounter - As often as we eat. By th' elements, - If e'er again I meet him beard to beard, - He's mine or I am his. Mine emulation - Hath not that honour in't it had; for where - I thought to crush him in an equal force, - True sword to sword, I'll potch at him some way, - Or wrath or craft may get him. - FIRST SOLDIER. He's the devil. - AUFIDIUS. Bolder, though not so subtle. My valour's poison'd - With only suff'ring stain by him; for him - Shall fly out of itself. Nor sleep nor sanctuary, - Being naked, sick, nor fane nor Capitol, - The prayers of priests nor times of sacrifice, - Embarquements all of fury, shall lift up - Their rotten privilege and custom 'gainst - My hate to Marcius. Where I find him, were it - At home, upon my brother's guard, even there, - Against the hospitable canon, would I - Wash my fierce hand in's heart. Go you to th' city; - Learn how 'tis held, and what they are that must - Be hostages for Rome. - FIRST SOLDIER. Will not you go? - AUFIDIUS. I am attended at the cypress grove; I pray you- - 'Tis south the city mills- bring me word thither - How the world goes, that to the pace of it - I may spur on my journey. - FIRST SOLDIER. I shall, sir. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE I. -Rome. A public place - -Enter MENENIUS, with the two Tribunes of the people, SICINIUS and BRUTUS - - MENENIUS. The augurer tells me we shall have news tonight. - BRUTUS. Good or bad? - MENENIUS. Not according to the prayer of the people, for they love - not Marcius. - SICINIUS. Nature teaches beasts to know their friends. - MENENIUS. Pray you, who does the wolf love? - SICINIUS. The lamb. - MENENIUS. Ay, to devour him, as the hungry plebeians would the - noble Marcius. - BRUTUS. He's a lamb indeed, that baes like a bear. - MENENIUS. He's a bear indeed, that lives fike a lamb. You two are - old men; tell me one thing that I shall ask you. - BOTH TRIBUNES. Well, sir. - MENENIUS. In what enormity is Marcius poor in that you two have not - in abundance? - BRUTUS. He's poor in no one fault, but stor'd with all. - SICINIUS. Especially in pride. - BRUTUS. And topping all others in boasting. - MENENIUS. This is strange now. Do you two know how you are censured - here in the city- I mean of us o' th' right-hand file? Do you? - BOTH TRIBUNES. Why, how are we censur'd? - MENENIUS. Because you talk of pride now- will you not be angry? - BOTH TRIBUNES. Well, well, sir, well. - MENENIUS. Why, 'tis no great matter; for a very little thief of - occasion will rob you of a great deal of patience. Give your - dispositions the reins, and be angry at your pleasures- at the - least, if you take it as a pleasure to you in being so. You blame - Marcius for being proud? - BRUTUS. We do it not alone, sir. - MENENIUS. I know you can do very little alone; for your helps are - many, or else your actions would grow wondrous single: your - abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone. You talk of - pride. O that you could turn your eyes toward the napes of your - necks, and make but an interior survey of your good selves! O - that you could! - BOTH TRIBUNES. What then, sir? - MENENIUS. Why, then you should discover a brace of unmeriting, - proud, violent, testy magistrates-alias fools- as any in Rome. - SICINIUS. Menenius, you are known well enough too. - MENENIUS. I am known to be a humorous patrician, and one that loves - a cup of hot wine with not a drop of allaying Tiber in't; said to - be something imperfect in favouring the first complaint, hasty - and tinder-like upon too trivial motion; one that converses more - with the buttock of the night than with the forehead of the - morning. What I think I utter, and spend my malice in my breath. - Meeting two such wealsmen as you are- I cannot call you - Lycurguses- if the drink you give me touch my palate adversely, I - make a crooked face at it. I cannot say your worships have - deliver'd the matter well, when I find the ass in compound with - the major part of your syllables; and though I must be content to - bear with those that say you are reverend grave men, yet they lie - deadly that tell you you have good faces. If you see this in the - map of my microcosm, follows it that I am known well enough too? - What harm can your bisson conspectuities glean out of this - character, if I be known well enough too? - BRUTUS. Come, sir, come, we know you well enough. - MENENIUS. You know neither me, yourselves, nor any thing. You are - ambitious for poor knaves' caps and legs; you wear out a good - wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange-wife and - a fosset-seller, and then rejourn the controversy of threepence - to a second day of audience. When you are hearing a matter - between party and party, if you chance to be pinch'd with the - colic, you make faces like mummers, set up the bloody flag - against all patience, and, in roaring for a chamber-pot, dismiss - the controversy bleeding, the more entangled by your hearing. All - the peace you make in their cause is calling both the parties - knaves. You are a pair of strange ones. - BRUTUS. Come, come, you are well understood to be a perfecter giber - for the table than a necessary bencher in the Capitol. - MENENIUS. Our very priests must become mockers, if they shall - encounter such ridiculous subjects as you are. When you speak - best unto the purpose, it is not worth the wagging of your - beards; and your beards deserve not so honourable a grave as to - stuff a botcher's cushion or to be entomb'd in an ass's - pack-saddle. Yet you must be saying Marcius is proud; who, in a - cheap estimation, is worth all your predecessors since Deucalion; - though peradventure some of the best of 'em were hereditary - hangmen. God-den to your worships. More of your conversation - would infect my brain, being the herdsmen of the beastly - plebeians. I will be bold to take my leave of you. - [BRUTUS and SICINIUS go aside] - - Enter VOLUMNIA, VIRGILIA, and VALERIA - - How now, my as fair as noble ladies- and the moon, were she - earthly, no nobler- whither do you follow your eyes so fast? - VOLUMNIA. Honourable Menenius, my boy Marcius approaches; for the - love of Juno, let's go. - MENENIUS. Ha! Marcius coming home? - VOLUMNIA. Ay, worthy Menenius, and with most prosperous - approbation. - MENENIUS. Take my cap, Jupiter, and I thank thee. Hoo! - Marcius coming home! - VOLUMNIA, VIRGILIA. Nay, 'tis true. - VOLUMNIA. Look, here's a letter from him; the state hath another, - his wife another; and I think there's one at home for you. - MENENIUS. I will make my very house reel to-night. A letter for me? - VIRGILIA. Yes, certain, there's a letter for you; I saw't. - MENENIUS. A letter for me! It gives me an estate of seven years' - health; in which time I will make a lip at the physician. The - most sovereign prescription in Galen is but empiricutic and, to - this preservative, of no better report than a horse-drench. Is he - not wounded? He was wont to come home wounded. - VIRGILIA. O, no, no, no. - VOLUMNIA. O, he is wounded, I thank the gods for't. - MENENIUS. So do I too, if it be not too much. Brings a victory in - his pocket? The wounds become him. - VOLUMNIA. On's brows, Menenius, he comes the third time home with - the oaken garland. - MENENIUS. Has he disciplin'd Aufidius soundly? - VOLUMNIA. Titus Lartius writes they fought together, but Aufidius - got off. - MENENIUS. And 'twas time for him too, I'll warrant him that; an he - had stay'd by him, I would not have been so fidius'd for all the - chests in Corioli and the gold that's in them. Is the Senate - possess'd of this? - VOLUMNIA. Good ladies, let's go. Yes, yes, yes: the Senate has - letters from the general, wherein he gives my son the whole name - of the war; he hath in this action outdone his former deeds - doubly. - VALERIA. In troth, there's wondrous things spoke of him. - MENENIUS. Wondrous! Ay, I warrant you, and not without his true - purchasing. - VIRGILIA. The gods grant them true! - VOLUMNIA. True! pow, waw. - MENENIUS. True! I'll be sworn they are true. Where is he wounded? - [To the TRIBUNES] God save your good worships! Marcius is coming - home; he has more cause to be proud. Where is he wounded? - VOLUMNIA. I' th' shoulder and i' th' left arm; there will be large - cicatrices to show the people when he shall stand for his place. - He received in the repulse of Tarquin seven hurts i' th' body. - MENENIUS. One i' th' neck and two i' th' thigh- there's nine that I - know. - VOLUMNIA. He had before this last expedition twenty-five wounds - upon him. - MENENIUS. Now it's twenty-seven; every gash was an enemy's grave. - [A shout and flourish] Hark! the trumpets. - VOLUMNIA. These are the ushers of Marcius. Before him he carries - noise, and behind him he leaves tears; - Death, that dark spirit, in's nervy arm doth lie, - Which, being advanc'd, declines, and then men die. - - A sennet. Trumpets sound. Enter COMINIUS the - GENERAL, and TITUS LARTIUS; between them, - CORIOLANUS, crown'd with an oaken garland; with - CAPTAINS and soldiers and a HERALD - - HERALD. Know, Rome, that all alone Marcius did fight - Within Corioli gates, where he hath won, - With fame, a name to Caius Marcius; these - In honour follows Coriolanus. - Welcome to Rome, renowned Coriolanus! [Flourish] - ALL. Welcome to Rome, renowned Coriolanus! - CORIOLANUS. No more of this, it does offend my heart. - Pray now, no more. - COMINIUS. Look, sir, your mother! - CORIOLANUS. O, - You have, I know, petition'd all the gods - For my prosperity! [Kneels] - VOLUMNIA. Nay, my good soldier, up; - My gentle Marcius, worthy Caius, and - By deed-achieving honour newly nam'd- - What is it? Coriolanus must I can thee? - But, O, thy wife! - CORIOLANUS. My gracious silence, hail! - Wouldst thou have laugh'd had I come coffin'd home, - That weep'st to see me triumph? Ah, my dear, - Such eyes the widows in Corioli wear, - And mothers that lack sons. - MENENIUS. Now the gods crown thee! - CORIOLANUS. And live you yet? [To VALERIA] O my sweet lady, - pardon. - VOLUMNIA. I know not where to turn. - O, welcome home! And welcome, General. - And y'are welcome all. - MENENIUS. A hundred thousand welcomes. I could weep - And I could laugh; I am light and heavy. Welcome! - A curse begin at very root on's heart - That is not glad to see thee! You are three - That Rome should dote on; yet, by the faith of men, - We have some old crab trees here at home that will not - Be grafted to your relish. Yet welcome, warriors. - We call a nettle but a nettle, and - The faults of fools but folly. - COMINIUS. Ever right. - CORIOLANUS. Menenius ever, ever. - HERALD. Give way there, and go on. - CORIOLANUS. [To his wife and mother] Your hand, and yours. - Ere in our own house I do shade my head, - The good patricians must be visited; - From whom I have receiv'd not only greetings, - But with them change of honours. - VOLUMNIA. I have lived - To see inherited my very wishes, - And the buildings of my fancy; only - There's one thing wanting, which I doubt not but - Our Rome will cast upon thee. - CORIOLANUS. Know, good mother, - I had rather be their servant in my way - Than sway with them in theirs. - COMINIUS. On, to the Capitol. - [Flourish. Cornets. Exeunt in state, as before] - - BRUTUS and SICINIUS come forward - - BRUTUS. All tongues speak of him and the bleared sights - Are spectacled to see him. Your prattling nurse - Into a rapture lets her baby cry - While she chats him; the kitchen malkin pins - Her richest lockram 'bout her reechy neck, - Clamb'ring the walls to eye him; stalls, bulks, windows, - Are smother'd up, leads fill'd and ridges hors'd - With variable complexions, all agreeing - In earnestness to see him. Seld-shown flamens - Do press among the popular throngs and puff - To win a vulgar station; our veil'd dames - Commit the war of white and damask in - Their nicely gawded cheeks to th' wanton spoil - Of Phoebus' burning kisses. Such a pother, - As if that whatsoever god who leads him - Were slily crept into his human powers, - And gave him graceful posture. - SICINIUS. On the sudden - I warrant him consul. - BRUTUS. Then our office may - During his power go sleep. - SICINIUS. He cannot temp'rately transport his honours - From where he should begin and end, but will - Lose those he hath won. - BRUTUS. In that there's comfort. - SICINIUS. Doubt not - The commoners, for whom we stand, but they - Upon their ancient malice will forget - With the least cause these his new honours; which - That he will give them make I as little question - As he is proud to do't. - BRUTUS. I heard him swear, - Were he to stand for consul, never would he - Appear i' th' market-place, nor on him put - The napless vesture of humility; - Nor, showing, as the manner is, his wounds - To th' people, beg their stinking breaths. - SICINIUS. 'Tis right. - BRUTUS. It was his word. O, he would miss it rather - Than carry it but by the suit of the gentry to him - And the desire of the nobles. - SICINIUS. I wish no better - Than have him hold that purpose, and to put it - In execution. - BRUTUS. 'Tis most like he will. - SICINIUS. It shall be to him then as our good wills: - A sure destruction. - BRUTUS. So it must fall out - To him or our authorities. For an end, - We must suggest the people in what hatred - He still hath held them; that to's power he would - Have made them mules, silenc'd their pleaders, and - Dispropertied their freedoms; holding them - In human action and capacity - Of no more soul nor fitness for the world - Than camels in their war, who have their provand - Only for bearing burdens, and sore blows - For sinking under them. - SICINIUS. This, as you say, suggested - At some time when his soaring insolence - Shall touch the people- which time shall not want, - If he be put upon't, and that's as easy - As to set dogs on sheep- will be his fire - To kindle their dry stubble; and their blaze - Shall darken him for ever. - - Enter A MESSENGER - - BRUTUS. What's the matter? - MESSENGER. You are sent for to the Capitol. 'Tis thought - That Marcius shall be consul. - I have seen the dumb men throng to see him and - The blind to hear him speak; matrons flung gloves, - Ladies and maids their scarfs and handkerchers, - Upon him as he pass'd; the nobles bended - As to Jove's statue, and the commons made - A shower and thunder with their caps and shouts. - I never saw the like. - BRUTUS. Let's to the Capitol, - And carry with us ears and eyes for th' time, - But hearts for the event. - SICINIUS. Have with you. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Rome. The Capitol - -Enter two OFFICERS, to lay cushions, as it were in the Capitol - - FIRST OFFICER. Come, come, they are almost here. How many stand for - consulships? - SECOND OFFICER. Three, they say; but 'tis thought of every one - Coriolanus will carry it. - FIRST OFFICER. That's a brave fellow; but he's vengeance proud and - loves not the common people. - SECOND OFFICER. Faith, there have been many great men that have - flatter'd the people, who ne'er loved them; and there be many - that they have loved, they know not wherefore; so that, if they - love they know not why, they hate upon no better a ground. - Therefore, for Coriolanus neither to care whether they love or - hate him manifests the true knowledge he has in their - disposition, and out of his noble carelessness lets them plainly - see't. - FIRST OFFICER. If he did not care whether he had their love or no, - he waved indifferently 'twixt doing them neither good nor harm; - but he seeks their hate with greater devotion than they can - render it him, and leaves nothing undone that may fully discover - him their opposite. Now to seem to affect the malice and - displeasure of the people is as bad as that which he dislikes- to - flatter them for their love. - SECOND OFFICER. He hath deserved worthily of his country; and his - ascent is not by such easy degrees as those who, having been - supple and courteous to the people, bonneted, without any further - deed to have them at all, into their estimation and report; but - he hath so planted his honours in their eyes and his actions in - their hearts that for their tongues to be silent and not confess - so much were a kind of ingrateful injury; to report otherwise - were a malice that, giving itself the lie, would pluck reproof - and rebuke from every car that heard it. - FIRST OFFICER. No more of him; he's a worthy man. Make way, they - are coming. - - A sennet. Enter the PATRICIANS and the TRIBUNES - OF THE PEOPLE, LICTORS before them; CORIOLANUS, - MENENIUS, COMINIUS the Consul. SICINIUS and - BRUTUS take their places by themselves. - CORIOLANUS stands - - MENENIUS. Having determin'd of the Volsces, and - To send for Titus Lartius, it remains, - As the main point of this our after-meeting, - To gratify his noble service that - Hath thus stood for his country. Therefore please you, - Most reverend and grave elders, to desire - The present consul and last general - In our well-found successes to report - A little of that worthy work perform'd - By Caius Marcius Coriolanus; whom - We met here both to thank and to remember - With honours like himself. [CORIOLANUS sits] - FIRST SENATOR. Speak, good Cominius. - Leave nothing out for length, and make us think - Rather our state's defective for requital - Than we to stretch it out. Masters o' th' people, - We do request your kindest ears; and, after, - Your loving motion toward the common body, - To yield what passes here. - SICINIUS. We are convented - Upon a pleasing treaty, and have hearts - Inclinable to honour and advance - The theme of our assembly. - BRUTUS. Which the rather - We shall be bless'd to do, if he remember - A kinder value of the people than - He hath hereto priz'd them at. - MENENIUS. That's off, that's off; - I would you rather had been silent. Please you - To hear Cominius speak? - BRUTUS. Most willingly. - But yet my caution was more pertinent - Than the rebuke you give it. - MENENIUS. He loves your people; - But tie him not to be their bedfellow. - Worthy Cominius, speak. - [CORIOLANUS rises, and offers to go away] - Nay, keep your place. - FIRST SENATOR. Sit, Coriolanus, never shame to hear - What you have nobly done. - CORIOLANUS. Your Honours' pardon. - I had rather have my wounds to heal again - Than hear say how I got them. - BRUTUS. Sir, I hope - My words disbench'd you not. - CORIOLANUS. No, sir; yet oft, - When blows have made me stay, I fled from words. - You sooth'd not, therefore hurt not. But your people, - I love them as they weigh- - MENENIUS. Pray now, sit down. - CORIOLANUS. I had rather have one scratch my head i' th' sun - When the alarum were struck than idly sit - To hear my nothings monster'd. Exit - MENENIUS. Masters of the people, - Your multiplying spawn how can he flatter- - That's thousand to one good one- when you now see - He had rather venture all his limbs for honour - Than one on's ears to hear it? Proceed, Cominius. - COMINIUS. I shall lack voice; the deeds of Coriolanus - Should not be utter'd feebly. It is held - That valour is the chiefest virtue and - Most dignifies the haver. If it be, - The man I speak of cannot in the world - Be singly counterpois'd. At sixteen years, - When Tarquin made a head for Rome, he fought - Beyond the mark of others; our then Dictator, - Whom with all praise I point at, saw him fight - When with his Amazonian chin he drove - The bristled lips before him; he bestrid - An o'erpress'd Roman and i' th' consul's view - Slew three opposers; Tarquin's self he met, - And struck him on his knee. In that day's feats, - When he might act the woman in the scene, - He prov'd best man i' th' field, and for his meed - Was brow-bound with the oak. His pupil age - Man-ent'red thus, he waxed like a sea, - And in the brunt of seventeen battles since - He lurch'd all swords of the garland. For this last, - Before and in Corioli, let me say - I cannot speak him home. He stopp'd the fliers, - And by his rare example made the coward - Turn terror into sport; as weeds before - A vessel under sail, so men obey'd - And fell below his stem. His sword, death's stamp, - Where it did mark, it took; from face to foot - He was a thing of blood, whose every motion - Was tim'd with dying cries. Alone he ent'red - The mortal gate of th' city, which he painted - With shunless destiny; aidless came off, - And with a sudden re-enforcement struck - Corioli like a planet. Now all's his. - When by and by the din of war 'gan pierce - His ready sense, then straight his doubled spirit - Re-quick'ned what in flesh was fatigate, - And to the battle came he; where he did - Run reeking o'er the lives of men, as if - 'Twere a perpetual spoil; and till we call'd - Both field and city ours he never stood - To ease his breast with panting. - MENENIUS. Worthy man! - FIRST SENATOR. He cannot but with measure fit the honours - Which we devise him. - COMINIUS. Our spoils he kick'd at, - And look'd upon things precious as they were - The common muck of the world. He covets less - Than misery itself would give, rewards - His deeds with doing them, and is content - To spend the time to end it. - MENENIUS. He's right noble; - Let him be call'd for. - FIRST SENATOR. Call Coriolanus. - OFFICER. He doth appear. - - Re-enter CORIOLANUS - - MENENIUS. The Senate, Coriolanus, are well pleas'd - To make thee consul. - CORIOLANUS. I do owe them still - My life and services. - MENENIUS. It then remains - That you do speak to the people. - CORIOLANUS. I do beseech you - Let me o'erleap that custom; for I cannot - Put on the gown, stand naked, and entreat them - For my wounds' sake to give their suffrage. Please you - That I may pass this doing. - SICINIUS. Sir, the people - Must have their voices; neither will they bate - One jot of ceremony. - MENENIUS. Put them not to't. - Pray you go fit you to the custom, and - Take to you, as your predecessors have, - Your honour with your form. - CORIOLANUS. It is a part - That I shall blush in acting, and might well - Be taken from the people. - BRUTUS. Mark you that? - CORIOLANUS. To brag unto them 'Thus I did, and thus!' - Show them th' unaching scars which I should hide, - As if I had receiv'd them for the hire - Of their breath only! - MENENIUS. Do not stand upon't. - We recommend to you, Tribunes of the People, - Our purpose to them; and to our noble consul - Wish we all joy and honour. - SENATORS. To Coriolanus come all joy and honour! - [Flourish. Cornets. Then exeunt all - but SICINIUS and BRUTUS] - BRUTUS. You see how he intends to use the people. - SICINIUS. May they perceive's intent! He will require them - As if he did contemn what he requested - Should be in them to give. - BRUTUS. Come, we'll inform them - Of our proceedings here. On th' market-place - I know they do attend us. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Rome. The Forum - -Enter seven or eight citizens - - FIRST CITIZEN. Once, if he do require our voices, we ought not to - deny him. - SECOND CITIZEN. We may, sir, if we will. - THIRD CITIZEN. We have power in ourselves to do it, but it is a - power that we have no power to do; for if he show us his wounds - and tell us his deeds, we are to put our tongues into those - wounds and speak for them; so, if he tell us his noble deeds, we - must also tell him our noble acceptance of them. Ingratitude is - monstrous, and for the multitude to be ingrateful were to make a - monster of the multitude; of the which we being members should - bring ourselves to be monstrous members. - FIRST CITIZEN. And to make us no better thought of, a little help - will serve; for once we stood up about the corn, he himself stuck - not to call us the many-headed multitude. - THIRD CITIZEN. We have been call'd so of many; not that our heads - are some brown, some black, some abram, some bald, but that our - wits are so diversely colour'd; and truly I think if all our wits - were to issue out of one skull, they would fly east, west, north, - south, and their consent of one direct way should be at once to - all the points o' th' compass. - SECOND CITIZEN. Think you so? Which way do you judge my wit would - fly? - THIRD CITIZEN. Nay, your wit will not so soon out as another man's - will- 'tis strongly wedg'd up in a block-head; but if it were at - liberty 'twould sure southward. - SECOND CITIZEN. Why that way? - THIRD CITIZEN. To lose itself in a fog; where being three parts - melted away with rotten dews, the fourth would return for - conscience' sake, to help to get thee a wife. - SECOND CITIZEN. YOU are never without your tricks; you may, you - may. - THIRD CITIZEN. Are you all resolv'd to give your voices? But that's - no matter, the greater part carries it. I say, if he would - incline to the people, there was never a worthier man. - - Enter CORIOLANUS, in a gown of humility, - with MENENIUS - - Here he comes, and in the gown of humility. Mark his behaviour. - We are not to stay all together, but to come by him where he - stands, by ones, by twos, and by threes. He's to make his - requests by particulars, wherein every one of us has a single - honour, in giving him our own voices with our own tongues; - therefore follow me, and I'll direct you how you shall go by him. - ALL. Content, content. Exeunt citizens - MENENIUS. O sir, you are not right; have you not known - The worthiest men have done't? - CORIOLANUS. What must I say? - 'I pray, sir'- Plague upon't! I cannot bring - My tongue to such a pace. 'Look, sir, my wounds - I got them in my country's service, when - Some certain of your brethren roar'd and ran - From th' noise of our own drums.' - MENENIUS. O me, the gods! - You must not speak of that. You must desire them - To think upon you. - CORIOLANUS. Think upon me? Hang 'em! - I would they would forget me, like the virtues - Which our divines lose by 'em. - MENENIUS. You'll mar all. - I'll leave you. Pray you speak to 'em, I pray you, - In wholesome manner. Exit - - Re-enter three of the citizens - - CORIOLANUS. Bid them wash their faces - And keep their teeth clean. So, here comes a brace. - You know the cause, sir, of my standing here. - THIRD CITIZEN. We do, sir; tell us what hath brought you to't. - CORIOLANUS. Mine own desert. - SECOND CITIZEN. Your own desert? - CORIOLANUS. Ay, not mine own desire. - THIRD CITIZEN. How, not your own desire? - CORIOLANUS. No, sir, 'twas never my desire yet to trouble the poor - with begging. - THIRD CITIZEN. YOU MUST think, if we give you anything, we hope to - gain by you. - CORIOLANUS. Well then, I pray, your price o' th' consulship? - FIRST CITIZEN. The price is to ask it kindly. - CORIOLANUS. Kindly, sir, I pray let me ha't. I have wounds to show - you, which shall be yours in private. Your good voice, sir; what - say you? - SECOND CITIZEN. You shall ha' it, worthy sir. - CORIOLANUS. A match, sir. There's in all two worthy voices begg'd. - I have your alms. Adieu. - THIRD CITIZEN. But this is something odd. - SECOND CITIZEN. An 'twere to give again- but 'tis no matter. - Exeunt the three citizens - - Re-enter two other citizens - - CORIOLANUS. Pray you now, if it may stand with the tune of your - voices that I may be consul, I have here the customary gown. - FOURTH CITIZEN. You have deserved nobly of your country, and you - have not deserved nobly. - CORIOLANUS. Your enigma? - FOURTH CITIZEN. You have been a scourge to her enemies; you have - been a rod to her friends. You have not indeed loved the common - people. - CORIOLANUS. You should account me the more virtuous, that I have - not been common in my love. I will, sir, flatter my sworn - brother, the people, to earn a dearer estimation of them; 'tis a - condition they account gentle; and since the wisdom of their - choice is rather to have my hat than my heart, I will practise - the insinuating nod and be off to them most counterfeitly. That - is, sir, I will counterfeit the bewitchment of some popular man - and give it bountiful to the desirers. Therefore, beseech you I - may be consul. - FIFTH CITIZEN. We hope to find you our friend; and therefore give - you our voices heartily. - FOURTH CITIZEN. You have received many wounds for your country. - CORIOLANUS. I will not seal your knowledge with showing them. I - will make much of your voices, and so trouble you no farther. - BOTH CITIZENS. The gods give you joy, sir, heartily! - Exeunt citizens - CORIOLANUS. Most sweet voices! - Better it is to die, better to starve, - Than crave the hire which first we do deserve. - Why in this wolvish toge should I stand here - To beg of Hob and Dick that do appear - Their needless vouches? Custom calls me to't. - What custom wills, in all things should we do't, - The dust on antique time would lie unswept, - And mountainous error be too highly heap'd - For truth to o'erpeer. Rather than fool it so, - Let the high office and the honour go - To one that would do thus. I am half through: - The one part suffered, the other will I do. - - Re-enter three citizens more - - Here come moe voices. - Your voices. For your voices I have fought; - Watch'd for your voices; for your voices bear - Of wounds two dozen odd; battles thrice six - I have seen and heard of; for your voices have - Done many things, some less, some more. Your voices? - Indeed, I would be consul. - SIXTH CITIZEN. He has done nobly, and cannot go without any honest - man's voice. - SEVENTH CITIZEN. Therefore let him be consul. The gods give him - joy, and make him good friend to the people! - ALL. Amen, amen. God save thee, noble consul! - Exeunt citizens - CORIOLANUS. Worthy voices! - - Re-enter MENENIUS with BRUTUS and SICINIUS - - MENENIUS. You have stood your limitation, and the tribunes - Endue you with the people's voice. Remains - That, in th' official marks invested, you - Anon do meet the Senate. - CORIOLANUS. Is this done? - SICINIUS. The custom of request you have discharg'd. - The people do admit you, and are summon'd - To meet anon, upon your approbation. - CORIOLANUS. Where? At the Senate House? - SICINIUS. There, Coriolanus. - CORIOLANUS. May I change these garments? - SICINIUS. You may, sir. - CORIOLANUS. That I'll straight do, and, knowing myself again, - Repair to th' Senate House. - MENENIUS. I'll keep you company. Will you along? - BRUTUS. We stay here for the people. - SICINIUS. Fare you well. - Exeunt CORIOLANUS and MENENIUS - He has it now; and by his looks methinks - 'Tis warm at's heart. - BRUTUS. With a proud heart he wore - His humble weeds. Will you dismiss the people? - - Re-enter citizens - - SICINIUS. How now, my masters! Have you chose this man? - FIRST CITIZEN. He has our voices, sir. - BRUTUS. We pray the gods he may deserve your loves. - SECOND CITIZEN. Amen, sir. To my poor unworthy notice, - He mock'd us when he begg'd our voices. - THIRD CITIZEN. Certainly; - He flouted us downright. - FIRST CITIZEN. No, 'tis his kind of speech- he did not mock us. - SECOND CITIZEN. Not one amongst us, save yourself, but says - He us'd us scornfully. He should have show'd us - His marks of merit, wounds receiv'd for's country. - SICINIUS. Why, so he did, I am sure. - ALL. No, no; no man saw 'em. - THIRD CITIZEN. He said he had wounds which he could show in - private, - And with his hat, thus waving it in scorn, - 'I would be consul,' says he; 'aged custom - But by your voices will not so permit me; - Your voices therefore.' When we granted that, - Here was 'I thank you for your voices. Thank you, - Your most sweet voices. Now you have left your voices, - I have no further with you.' Was not this mockery? - SICINIUS. Why either were you ignorant to see't, - Or, seeing it, of such childish friendliness - To yield your voices? - BRUTUS. Could you not have told him- - As you were lesson'd- when he had no power - But was a petty servant to the state, - He was your enemy; ever spake against - Your liberties and the charters that you bear - I' th' body of the weal; and now, arriving - A place of potency and sway o' th' state, - If he should still malignantly remain - Fast foe to th' plebeii, your voices might - Be curses to yourselves? You should have said - That as his worthy deeds did claim no less - Than what he stood for, so his gracious nature - Would think upon you for your voices, and - Translate his malice towards you into love, - Standing your friendly lord. - SICINIUS. Thus to have said, - As you were fore-advis'd, had touch'd his spirit - And tried his inclination; from him pluck'd - Either his gracious promise, which you might, - As cause had call'd you up, have held him to; - Or else it would have gall'd his surly nature, - Which easily endures not article - Tying him to aught. So, putting him to rage, - You should have ta'en th' advantage of his choler - And pass'd him unelected. - BRUTUS. Did you perceive - He did solicit you in free contempt - When he did need your loves; and do you think - That his contempt shall not be bruising to you - When he hath power to crush? Why, had your bodies - No heart among you? Or had you tongues to cry - Against the rectorship of judgment? - SICINIUS. Have you - Ere now denied the asker, and now again, - Of him that did not ask but mock, bestow - Your su'd-for tongues? - THIRD CITIZEN. He's not confirm'd: we may deny him yet. - SECOND CITIZENS. And will deny him; - I'll have five hundred voices of that sound. - FIRST CITIZEN. I twice five hundred, and their friends to piece - 'em. - BRUTUS. Get you hence instantly, and tell those friends - They have chose a consul that will from them take - Their liberties, make them of no more voice - Than dogs, that are as often beat for barking - As therefore kept to do so. - SICINIUS. Let them assemble; - And, on a safer judgment, all revoke - Your ignorant election. Enforce his pride - And his old hate unto you; besides, forget not - With what contempt he wore the humble weed; - How in his suit he scorn'd you; but your loves, - Thinking upon his services, took from you - Th' apprehension of his present portance, - Which, most gibingly, ungravely, he did fashion - After the inveterate hate he bears you. - BRUTUS. Lay - A fault on us, your tribunes, that we labour'd, - No impediment between, but that you must - Cast your election on him. - SICINIUS. Say you chose him - More after our commandment than as guided - By your own true affections; and that your minds, - Pre-occupied with what you rather must do - Than what you should, made you against the grain - To voice him consul. Lay the fault on us. - BRUTUS. Ay, spare us not. Say we read lectures to you, - How youngly he began to serve his country, - How long continued; and what stock he springs of- - The noble house o' th' Marcians; from whence came - That Ancus Marcius, Numa's daughter's son, - Who, after great Hostilius, here was king; - Of the same house Publius and Quintus were, - That our best water brought by conduits hither; - And Censorinus, nobly named so, - Twice being by the people chosen censor, - Was his great ancestor. - SICINIUS. One thus descended, - That hath beside well in his person wrought - To be set high in place, we did commend - To your remembrances; but you have found, - Scaling his present bearing with his past, - That he's your fixed enemy, and revoke - Your sudden approbation. - BRUTUS. Say you ne'er had done't- - Harp on that still- but by our putting on; - And presently, when you have drawn your number, - Repair to th' Capitol. - CITIZENS. will will so; almost all - Repent in their election. Exeunt plebeians - BRUTUS. Let them go on; - This mutiny were better put in hazard - Than stay, past doubt, for greater. - If, as his nature is, he fall in rage - With their refusal, both observe and answer - The vantage of his anger. - SICINIUS. To th' Capitol, come. - We will be there before the stream o' th' people; - And this shall seem, as partly 'tis, their own, - Which we have goaded onward. Exeunt - - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -Rome. A street - -Cornets. Enter CORIOLANUS, MENENIUS, all the GENTRY, COMINIUS, -TITUS LARTIUS, and other SENATORS - - CORIOLANUS. Tullus Aufidius, then, had made new head? - LARTIUS. He had, my lord; and that it was which caus'd - Our swifter composition. - CORIOLANUS. So then the Volsces stand but as at first, - Ready, when time shall prompt them, to make road - Upon's again. - COMINIUS. They are worn, Lord Consul, so - That we shall hardly in our ages see - Their banners wave again. - CORIOLANUS. Saw you Aufidius? - LARTIUS. On safeguard he came to me, and did curse - Against the Volsces, for they had so vilely - Yielded the town. He is retir'd to Antium. - CORIOLANUS. Spoke he of me? - LARTIUS. He did, my lord. - CORIOLANUS. How? What? - LARTIUS. How often he had met you, sword to sword; - That of all things upon the earth he hated - Your person most; that he would pawn his fortunes - To hopeless restitution, so he might - Be call'd your vanquisher. - CORIOLANUS. At Antium lives he? - LARTIUS. At Antium. - CORIOLANUS. I wish I had a cause to seek him there, - To oppose his hatred fully. Welcome home. - - Enter SICINIUS and BRUTUS - - Behold, these are the tribunes of the people, - The tongues o' th' common mouth. I do despise them, - For they do prank them in authority, - Against all noble sufferance. - SICINIUS. Pass no further. - CORIOLANUS. Ha! What is that? - BRUTUS. It will be dangerous to go on- no further. - CORIOLANUS. What makes this change? - MENENIUS. The matter? - COMINIUS. Hath he not pass'd the noble and the common? - BRUTUS. Cominius, no. - CORIOLANUS. Have I had children's voices? - FIRST SENATOR. Tribunes, give way: he shall to th' market-place. - BRUTUS. The people are incens'd against him. - SICINIUS. Stop, - Or all will fall in broil. - CORIOLANUS. Are these your herd? - Must these have voices, that can yield them now - And straight disclaim their tongues? What are your offices? - You being their mouths, why rule you not their teeth? - Have you not set them on? - MENENIUS. Be calm, be calm. - CORIOLANUS. It is a purpos'd thing, and grows by plot, - To curb the will of the nobility; - Suffer't, and live with such as cannot rule - Nor ever will be rul'd. - BRUTUS. Call't not a plot. - The people cry you mock'd them; and of late, - When corn was given them gratis, you repin'd; - Scandal'd the suppliants for the people, call'd them - Time-pleasers, flatterers, foes to nobleness. - CORIOLANUS. Why, this was known before. - BRUTUS. Not to them all. - CORIOLANUS. Have you inform'd them sithence? - BRUTUS. How? I inform them! - COMINIUS. You are like to do such business. - BRUTUS. Not unlike - Each way to better yours. - CORIOLANUS. Why then should I be consul? By yond clouds, - Let me deserve so ill as you, and make me - Your fellow tribune. - SICINIUS. You show too much of that - For which the people stir; if you will pass - To where you are bound, you must enquire your way, - Which you are out of, with a gentler spirit, - Or never be so noble as a consul, - Nor yoke with him for tribune. - MENENIUS. Let's be calm. - COMINIUS. The people are abus'd; set on. This palt'ring - Becomes not Rome; nor has Coriolanus - Deserved this so dishonour'd rub, laid falsely - I' th' plain way of his merit. - CORIOLANUS. Tell me of corn! - This was my speech, and I will speak't again- - MENENIUS. Not now, not now. - FIRST SENATOR. Not in this heat, sir, now. - CORIOLANUS. Now, as I live, I will. - My nobler friends, I crave their pardons. - For the mutable, rank-scented meiny, let them - Regard me as I do not flatter, and - Therein behold themselves. I say again, - In soothing them we nourish 'gainst our Senate - The cockle of rebellion, insolence, sedition, - Which we ourselves have plough'd for, sow'd, and scatter'd, - By mingling them with us, the honour'd number, - Who lack not virtue, no, nor power, but that - Which they have given to beggars. - MENENIUS. Well, no more. - FIRST SENATOR. No more words, we beseech you. - CORIOLANUS. How? no more! - As for my country I have shed my blood, - Not fearing outward force, so shall my lungs - Coin words till their decay against those measles - Which we disdain should tetter us, yet sought - The very way to catch them. - BRUTUS. You speak o' th' people - As if you were a god, to punish; not - A man of their infirmity. - SICINIUS. 'Twere well - We let the people know't. - MENENIUS. What, what? his choler? - CORIOLANUS. Choler! - Were I as patient as the midnight sleep, - By Jove, 'twould be my mind! - SICINIUS. It is a mind - That shall remain a poison where it is, - Not poison any further. - CORIOLANUS. Shall remain! - Hear you this Triton of the minnows? Mark you - His absolute 'shall'? - COMINIUS. 'Twas from the canon. - CORIOLANUS. 'Shall'! - O good but most unwise patricians! Why, - You grave but reckless senators, have you thus - Given Hydra here to choose an officer - That with his peremptory 'shall,' being but - The horn and noise o' th' monster's, wants not spirit - To say he'll turn your current in a ditch, - And make your channel his? If he have power, - Then vail your ignorance; if none, awake - Your dangerous lenity. If you are learn'd, - Be not as common fools; if you are not, - Let them have cushions by you. You are plebeians, - If they be senators; and they are no less, - When, both your voices blended, the great'st taste - Most palates theirs. They choose their magistrate; - And such a one as he, who puts his 'shall,' - His popular 'shall,' against a graver bench - Than ever frown'd in Greece. By Jove himself, - It makes the consuls base; and my soul aches - To know, when two authorities are up, - Neither supreme, how soon confusion - May enter 'twixt the gap of both and take - The one by th' other. - COMINIUS. Well, on to th' market-place. - CORIOLANUS. Whoever gave that counsel to give forth - The corn o' th' storehouse gratis, as 'twas us'd - Sometime in Greece- - MENENIUS. Well, well, no more of that. - CORIOLANUS. Though there the people had more absolute pow'r- - I say they nourish'd disobedience, fed - The ruin of the state. - BRUTUS. Why shall the people give - One that speaks thus their voice? - CORIOLANUS. I'll give my reasons, - More worthier than their voices. They know the corn - Was not our recompense, resting well assur'd - They ne'er did service for't; being press'd to th' war - Even when the navel of the state was touch'd, - They would not thread the gates. This kind of service - Did not deserve corn gratis. Being i' th' war, - Their mutinies and revolts, wherein they show'd - Most valour, spoke not for them. Th' accusation - Which they have often made against the Senate, - All cause unborn, could never be the native - Of our so frank donation. Well, what then? - How shall this bosom multiplied digest - The Senate's courtesy? Let deeds express - What's like to be their words: 'We did request it; - We are the greater poll, and in true fear - They gave us our demands.' Thus we debase - The nature of our seats, and make the rabble - Call our cares fears; which will in time - Break ope the locks o' th' Senate and bring in - The crows to peck the eagles. - MENENIUS. Come, enough. - BRUTUS. Enough, with over measure. - CORIOLANUS. No, take more. - What may be sworn by, both divine and human, - Seal what I end withal! This double worship, - Where one part does disdain with cause, the other - Insult without all reason; where gentry, title, wisdom, - Cannot conclude but by the yea and no - Of general ignorance- it must omit - Real necessities, and give way the while - To unstable slightness. Purpose so barr'd, it follows - Nothing is done to purpose. Therefore, beseech you- - You that will be less fearful than discreet; - That love the fundamental part of state - More than you doubt the change on't; that prefer - A noble life before a long, and wish - To jump a body with a dangerous physic - That's sure of death without it- at once pluck out - The multitudinous tongue; let them not lick - The sweet which is their poison. Your dishonour - Mangles true judgment, and bereaves the state - Of that integrity which should become't, - Not having the power to do the good it would, - For th' ill which doth control't. - BRUTUS. Has said enough. - SICINIUS. Has spoken like a traitor and shall answer - As traitors do. - CORIOLANUS. Thou wretch, despite o'erwhelm thee! - What should the people do with these bald tribunes, - On whom depending, their obedience fails - To the greater bench? In a rebellion, - When what's not meet, but what must be, was law, - Then were they chosen; in a better hour - Let what is meet be said it must be meet, - And throw their power i' th' dust. - BRUTUS. Manifest treason! - SICINIUS. This a consul? No. - BRUTUS. The aediles, ho! - - Enter an AEDILE - - Let him be apprehended. - SICINIUS. Go call the people, [Exit AEDILE] in whose name myself - Attach thee as a traitorous innovator, - A foe to th' public weal. Obey, I charge thee, - And follow to thine answer. - CORIOLANUS. Hence, old goat! - PATRICIANS. We'll surety him. - COMINIUS. Ag'd sir, hands off. - CORIOLANUS. Hence, rotten thing! or I shall shake thy bones - Out of thy garments. - SICINIUS. Help, ye citizens! - - Enter a rabble of plebeians, with the AEDILES - - MENENIUS. On both sides more respect. - SICINIUS. Here's he that would take from you all your power. - BRUTUS. Seize him, aediles. - PLEBEIANS. Down with him! down with him! - SECOND SENATOR. Weapons, weapons, weapons! - [They all bustle about CORIOLANUS] - ALL. Tribunes! patricians! citizens! What, ho! Sicinius! - Brutus! Coriolanus! Citizens! - PATRICIANS. Peace, peace, peace; stay, hold, peace! - MENENIUS. What is about to be? I am out of breath; - Confusion's near; I cannot speak. You tribunes - To th' people- Coriolanus, patience! - Speak, good Sicinius. - SICINIUS. Hear me, people; peace! - PLEBEIANS. Let's hear our tribune. Peace! Speak, speak, speak. - SICINIUS. You are at point to lose your liberties. - Marcius would have all from you; Marcius, - Whom late you have nam'd for consul. - MENENIUS. Fie, fie, fie! - This is the way to kindle, not to quench. - FIRST SENATOR. To unbuild the city, and to lay all flat. - SICINIUS. What is the city but the people? - PLEBEIANS. True, - The people are the city. - BRUTUS. By the consent of all we were establish'd - The people's magistrates. - PLEBEIANS. You so remain. - MENENIUS. And so are like to do. - COMINIUS. That is the way to lay the city flat, - To bring the roof to the foundation, - And bury all which yet distinctly ranges - In heaps and piles of ruin. - SICINIUS. This deserves death. - BRUTUS. Or let us stand to our authority - Or let us lose it. We do here pronounce, - Upon the part o' th' people, in whose power - We were elected theirs: Marcius is worthy - Of present death. - SICINIUS. Therefore lay hold of him; - Bear him to th' rock Tarpeian, and from thence - Into destruction cast him. - BRUTUS. AEdiles, seize him. - PLEBEIANS. Yield, Marcius, yield. - MENENIUS. Hear me one word; beseech you, Tribunes, - Hear me but a word. - AEDILES. Peace, peace! - MENENIUS. Be that you seem, truly your country's friend, - And temp'rately proceed to what you would - Thus violently redress. - BRUTUS. Sir, those cold ways, - That seem like prudent helps, are very poisonous - Where the disease is violent. Lay hands upon him - And bear him to the rock. - [CORIOLANUS draws his sword] - CORIOLANUS. No: I'll die here. - There's some among you have beheld me fighting; - Come, try upon yourselves what you have seen me. - MENENIUS. Down with that sword! Tribunes, withdraw awhile. - BRUTUS. Lay hands upon him. - MENENIUS. Help Marcius, help, - You that be noble; help him, young and old. - PLEBEIANS. Down with him, down with him! - [In this mutiny the TRIBUNES, the AEDILES, - and the people are beat in] - MENENIUS. Go, get you to your house; be gone, away. - All will be nought else. - SECOND SENATOR. Get you gone. - CORIOLANUS. Stand fast; - We have as many friends as enemies. - MENENIUS. Shall it be put to that? - FIRST SENATOR. The gods forbid! - I prithee, noble friend, home to thy house; - Leave us to cure this cause. - MENENIUS. For 'tis a sore upon us - You cannot tent yourself; be gone, beseech you. - COMINIUS. Come, sir, along with us. - CORIOLANUS. I would they were barbarians, as they are, - Though in Rome litter'd; not Romans, as they are not, - Though calved i' th' porch o' th' Capitol. - MENENIUS. Be gone. - Put not your worthy rage into your tongue; - One time will owe another. - CORIOLANUS. On fair ground - I could beat forty of them. - MENENIUS. I could myself - Take up a brace o' th' best of them; yea, the two tribunes. - COMINIUS. But now 'tis odds beyond arithmetic, - And manhood is call'd foolery when it stands - Against a falling fabric. Will you hence, - Before the tag return? whose rage doth rend - Like interrupted waters, and o'erbear - What they are us'd to bear. - MENENIUS. Pray you be gone. - I'll try whether my old wit be in request - With those that have but little; this must be patch'd - With cloth of any colour. - COMINIUS. Nay, come away. - Exeunt CORIOLANUS and COMINIUS, with others - PATRICIANS. This man has marr'd his fortune. - MENENIUS. His nature is too noble for the world: - He would not flatter Neptune for his trident, - Or Jove for's power to thunder. His heart's his mouth; - What his breast forges, that his tongue must vent; - And, being angry, does forget that ever - He heard the name of death. [A noise within] - Here's goodly work! - PATRICIANS. I would they were a-bed. - MENENIUS. I would they were in Tiber. - What the vengeance, could he not speak 'em fair? - - Re-enter BRUTUS and SICINIUS, the rabble again - - SICINIUS. Where is this viper - That would depopulate the city and - Be every man himself? - MENENIUS. You worthy Tribunes- - SICINIUS. He shall be thrown down the Tarpeian rock - With rigorous hands; he hath resisted law, - And therefore law shall scorn him further trial - Than the severity of the public power, - Which he so sets at nought. - FIRST CITIZEN. He shall well know - The noble tribunes are the people's mouths, - And we their hands. - PLEBEIANS. He shall, sure on't. - MENENIUS. Sir, sir- - SICINIUS. Peace! - MENENIUS. Do not cry havoc, where you should but hunt - With modest warrant. - SICINIUS. Sir, how comes't that you - Have holp to make this rescue? - MENENIUS. Hear me speak. - As I do know the consul's worthiness, - So can I name his faults. - SICINIUS. Consul! What consul? - MENENIUS. The consul Coriolanus. - BRUTUS. He consul! - PLEBEIANS. No, no, no, no, no. - MENENIUS. If, by the tribunes' leave, and yours, good people, - I may be heard, I would crave a word or two; - The which shall turn you to no further harm - Than so much loss of time. - SICINIUS. Speak briefly, then, - For we are peremptory to dispatch - This viperous traitor; to eject him hence - Were but one danger, and to keep him here - Our certain death; therefore it is decreed - He dies to-night. - MENENIUS. Now the good gods forbid - That our renowned Rome, whose gratitude - Towards her deserved children is enroll'd - In Jove's own book, like an unnatural dam - Should now eat up her own! - SICINIUS. He's a disease that must be cut away. - MENENIUS. O, he's a limb that has but a disease- - Mortal, to cut it off: to cure it, easy. - What has he done to Rome that's worthy death? - Killing our enemies, the blood he hath lost- - Which I dare vouch is more than that he hath - By many an ounce- he dropt it for his country; - And what is left, to lose it by his country - Were to us all that do't and suffer it - A brand to th' end o' th' world. - SICINIUS. This is clean kam. - BRUTUS. Merely awry. When he did love his country, - It honour'd him. - SICINIUS. The service of the foot, - Being once gangren'd, is not then respected - For what before it was. - BRUTUS. We'll hear no more. - Pursue him to his house and pluck him thence, - Lest his infection, being of catching nature, - Spread further. - MENENIUS. One word more, one word - This tiger-footed rage, when it shall find - The harm of unscann'd swiftness, will, too late, - Tie leaden pounds to's heels. Proceed by process, - Lest parties- as he is belov'd- break out, - And sack great Rome with Romans. - BRUTUS. If it were so- - SICINIUS. What do ye talk? - Have we not had a taste of his obedience- - Our aediles smote, ourselves resisted? Come! - MENENIUS. Consider this: he has been bred i' th' wars - Since 'a could draw a sword, and is ill school'd - In bolted language; meal and bran together - He throws without distinction. Give me leave, - I'll go to him and undertake to bring him - Where he shall answer by a lawful form, - In peace, to his utmost peril. - FIRST SENATOR. Noble Tribunes, - It is the humane way; the other course - Will prove too bloody, and the end of it - Unknown to the beginning. - SICINIUS. Noble Menenius, - Be you then as the people's officer. - Masters, lay down your weapons. - BRUTUS. Go not home. - SICINIUS. Meet on the market-place. We'll attend you there; - Where, if you bring not Marcius, we'll proceed - In our first way. - MENENIUS. I'll bring him to you. - [To the SENATORS] Let me desire your company; he must come, - Or what is worst will follow. - FIRST SENATOR. Pray you let's to him. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Rome. The house of CORIOLANUS - -Enter CORIOLANUS with NOBLES - - CORIOLANUS. Let them pull all about mine ears, present me - Death on the wheel or at wild horses' heels; - Or pile ten hills on the Tarpeian rock, - That the precipitation might down stretch - Below the beam of sight; yet will I still - Be thus to them. - FIRST PATRICIAN. You do the nobler. - CORIOLANUS. I muse my mother - Does not approve me further, who was wont - To call them woollen vassals, things created - To buy and sell with groats; to show bare heads - In congregations, to yawn, be still, and wonder, - When one but of my ordinance stood up - To speak of peace or war. - - Enter VOLUMNIA - - I talk of you: - Why did you wish me milder? Would you have me - False to my nature? Rather say I play - The man I am. - VOLUMNIA. O, sir, sir, sir, - I would have had you put your power well on - Before you had worn it out. - CORIOLANUS. Let go. - VOLUMNIA. You might have been enough the man you are - With striving less to be so; lesser had been - The thwartings of your dispositions, if - You had not show'd them how ye were dispos'd, - Ere they lack'd power to cross you. - CORIOLANUS. Let them hang. - VOLUMNIA. Ay, and burn too. - - Enter MENENIUS with the SENATORS - - MENENIUS. Come, come, you have been too rough, something too rough; - You must return and mend it. - FIRST SENATOR. There's no remedy, - Unless, by not so doing, our good city - Cleave in the midst and perish. - VOLUMNIA. Pray be counsell'd; - I have a heart as little apt as yours, - But yet a brain that leads my use of anger - To better vantage. - MENENIUS. Well said, noble woman! - Before he should thus stoop to th' herd, but that - The violent fit o' th' time craves it as physic - For the whole state, I would put mine armour on, - Which I can scarcely bear. - CORIOLANUS. What must I do? - MENENIUS. Return to th' tribunes. - CORIOLANUS. Well, what then, what then? - MENENIUS. Repent what you have spoke. - CORIOLANUS. For them! I cannot do it to the gods; - Must I then do't to them? - VOLUMNIA. You are too absolute; - Though therein you can never be too noble - But when extremities speak. I have heard you say - Honour and policy, like unsever'd friends, - I' th' war do grow together; grant that, and tell me - In peace what each of them by th' other lose - That they combine not there. - CORIOLANUS. Tush, tush! - MENENIUS. A good demand. - VOLUMNIA. If it be honour in your wars to seem - The same you are not, which for your best ends - You adopt your policy, how is it less or worse - That it shall hold companionship in peace - With honour as in war; since that to both - It stands in like request? - CORIOLANUS. Why force you this? - VOLUMNIA. Because that now it lies you on to speak - To th' people, not by your own instruction, - Nor by th' matter which your heart prompts you, - But with such words that are but roted in - Your tongue, though but bastards and syllables - Of no allowance to your bosom's truth. - Now, this no more dishonours you at all - Than to take in a town with gentle words, - Which else would put you to your fortune and - The hazard of much blood. - I would dissemble with my nature where - My fortunes and my friends at stake requir'd - I should do so in honour. I am in this - Your wife, your son, these senators, the nobles; - And you will rather show our general louts - How you can frown, than spend a fawn upon 'em - For the inheritance of their loves and safeguard - Of what that want might ruin. - MENENIUS. Noble lady! - Come, go with us, speak fair; you may salve so, - Not what is dangerous present, but the los - Of what is past. - VOLUMNIA. I prithee now, My son, - Go to them with this bonnet in thy hand; - And thus far having stretch'd it- here be with them- - Thy knee bussing the stones- for in such busines - Action is eloquence, and the eyes of th' ignorant - More learned than the ears- waving thy head, - Which often thus correcting thy-stout heart, - Now humble as the ripest mulberry - That will not hold the handling. Or say to them - Thou art their soldier and, being bred in broils, - Hast not the soft way which, thou dost confess, - Were fit for thee to use, as they to claim, - In asking their good loves; but thou wilt frame - Thyself, forsooth, hereafter theirs, so far - As thou hast power and person. - MENENIUS. This but done - Even as she speaks, why, their hearts were yours; - For they have pardons, being ask'd, as free - As words to little purpose. - VOLUMNIA. Prithee now, - Go, and be rul'd; although I know thou hadst rather - Follow thine enemy in a fiery gulf - Than flatter him in a bower. - - Enter COMINIUS - - Here is Cominius. - COMINIUS. I have been i' th' market-place; and, sir, 'tis fit - You make strong party, or defend yourself - By calmness or by absence; all's in anger. - MENENIUS. Only fair speech. - COMINIUS. I think 'twill serve, if he - Can thereto frame his spirit. - VOLUMNIA. He must and will. - Prithee now, say you will, and go about it. - CORIOLANUS. Must I go show them my unbarb'd sconce? Must I - With my base tongue give to my noble heart - A lie that it must bear? Well, I will do't; - Yet, were there but this single plot to lose, - This mould of Marcius, they to dust should grind it, - And throw't against the wind. To th' market-place! - You have put me now to such a part which never - I shall discharge to th' life. - COMINIUS. Come, come, we'll prompt you. - VOLUMNIA. I prithee now, sweet son, as thou hast said - My praises made thee first a soldier, so, - To have my praise for this, perform a part - Thou hast not done before. - CORIOLANUS. Well, I must do't. - Away, my disposition, and possess me - Some harlot's spirit! My throat of war be turn'd, - Which quier'd with my drum, into a pipe - Small as an eunuch or the virgin voice - That babies lulls asleep! The smiles of knaves - Tent in my cheeks, and schoolboys' tears take up - The glasses of my sight! A beggar's tongue - Make motion through my lips, and my arm'd knees, - Who bow'd but in my stirrup, bend like his - That hath receiv'd an alms! I will not do't, - Lest I surcease to honour mine own truth, - And by my body's action teach my mind - A most inherent baseness. - VOLUMNIA. At thy choice, then. - To beg of thee, it is my more dishonour - Than thou of them. Come all to ruin. Let - Thy mother rather feel thy pride than fear - Thy dangerous stoutness; for I mock at death - With as big heart as thou. Do as thou list. - Thy valiantness was mine, thou suck'dst it from me; - But owe thy pride thyself. - CORIOLANUS. Pray be content. - Mother, I am going to the market-place; - Chide me no more. I'll mountebank their loves, - Cog their hearts from them, and come home belov'd - Of all the trades in Rome. Look, I am going. - Commend me to my wife. I'll return consul, - Or never trust to what my tongue can do - I' th' way of flattery further. - VOLUMNIA. Do your will. Exit - COMINIUS. Away! The tribunes do attend you. Arm yourself - To answer mildly; for they are prepar'd - With accusations, as I hear, more strong - Than are upon you yet. - CORIOLANUS. The word is 'mildly.' Pray you let us go. - Let them accuse me by invention; I - Will answer in mine honour. - MENENIUS. Ay, but mildly. - CORIOLANUS. Well, mildly be it then- mildly. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Rome. The Forum - -Enter SICINIUS and BRUTUS - - BRUTUS. In this point charge him home, that he affects - Tyrannical power. If he evade us there, - Enforce him with his envy to the people, - And that the spoil got on the Antiates - Was ne'er distributed. - - Enter an AEDILE - - What, will he come? - AEDILE. He's coming. - BRUTUS. How accompanied? - AEDILE. With old Menenius, and those senators - That always favour'd him. - SICINIUS. Have you a catalogue - Of all the voices that we have procur'd, - Set down by th' poll? - AEDILE. I have; 'tis ready. - SICINIUS. Have you corrected them by tribes? - AEDILE. I have. - SICINIUS. Assemble presently the people hither; - And when they hear me say 'It shall be so - I' th' right and strength o' th' commons' be it either - For death, for fine, or banishment, then let them, - If I say fine, cry 'Fine!'- if death, cry 'Death!' - Insisting on the old prerogative - And power i' th' truth o' th' cause. - AEDILE. I shall inform them. - BRUTUS. And when such time they have begun to cry, - Let them not cease, but with a din confus'd - Enforce the present execution - Of what we chance to sentence. - AEDILE. Very well. - SICINIUS. Make them be strong, and ready for this hint, - When we shall hap to give't them. - BRUTUS. Go about it. Exit AEDILE - Put him to choler straight. He hath been us'd - Ever to conquer, and to have his worth - Of contradiction; being once chaf'd, he cannot - Be rein'd again to temperance; then he speaks - What's in his heart, and that is there which looks - With us to break his neck. - - Enter CORIOLANUS, MENENIUS and COMINIUS, with others - - SICINIUS. Well, here he comes. - MENENIUS. Calmly, I do beseech you. - CORIOLANUS. Ay, as an ostler, that for th' poorest piece - Will bear the knave by th' volume. Th' honour'd gods - Keep Rome in safety, and the chairs of justice - Supplied with worthy men! plant love among's! - Throng our large temples with the shows of peace, - And not our streets with war! - FIRST SENATOR. Amen, amen! - MENENIUS. A noble wish. - - Re-enter the.AEDILE,with the plebeians - - SICINIUS. Draw near, ye people. - AEDILE. List to your tribunes. Audience! peace, I say! - CORIOLANUS. First, hear me speak. - BOTH TRIBUNES. Well, say. Peace, ho! - CORIOLANUS. Shall I be charg'd no further than this present? - Must all determine here? - SICINIUS. I do demand, - If you submit you to the people's voices, - Allow their officers, and are content - To suffer lawful censure for such faults - As shall be prov'd upon you. - CORIOLANUS. I am content. - MENENIUS. Lo, citizens, he says he is content. - The warlike service he has done, consider; think - Upon the wounds his body bears, which show - Like graves i' th' holy churchyard. - CORIOLANUS. Scratches with briers, - Scars to move laughter only. - MENENIUS. Consider further, - That when he speaks not like a citizen, - You find him like a soldier; do not take - His rougher accents for malicious sounds, - But, as I say, such as become a soldier - Rather than envy you. - COMINIUS. Well, well! No more. - CORIOLANUS. What is the matter, - That being pass'd for consul with full voice, - I am so dishonour'd that the very hour - You take it off again? - SICINIUS. Answer to us. - CORIOLANUS. Say then; 'tis true, I ought so. - SICINIUS. We charge you that you have contriv'd to take - From Rome all season'd office, and to wind - Yourself into a power tyrannical; - For which you are a traitor to the people. - CORIOLANUS. How- traitor? - MENENIUS. Nay, temperately! Your promise. - CORIOLANUS. The fires i' th' lowest hell fold in the people! - Call me their traitor! Thou injurious tribune! - Within thine eyes sat twenty thousand deaths, - In thy hands clutch'd as many millions, in - Thy lying tongue both numbers, I would say - 'Thou liest' unto thee with a voice as free - As I do pray the gods. - SICINIUS. Mark you this, people? - PLEBEIANS. To th' rock, to th' rock, with him! - SICINIUS. Peace! - We need not put new matter to his charge. - What you have seen him do and heard him speak, - Beating your officers, cursing yourselves, - Opposing laws with strokes, and here defying - Those whose great power must try him- even this, - So criminal and in such capital kind, - Deserves th' extremest death. - BRUTUS. But since he hath - Serv'd well for Rome- - CORIOLANUS. What do you prate of service? - BRUTUS. I talk of that that know it. - CORIOLANUS. You! - MENENIUS. Is this the promise that you made your mother? - COMINIUS. Know, I pray you- - CORIOLANUS. I'll know no further. - Let them pronounce the steep Tarpeian death, - Vagabond exile, flaying, pent to linger - But with a grain a day, I would not buy - Their mercy at the price of one fair word, - Nor check my courage for what they can give, - To have't with saying 'Good morrow.' - SICINIUS. For that he has- - As much as in him lies- from time to time - Envied against the people, seeking means - To pluck away their power; as now at last - Given hostile strokes, and that not in the presence - Of dreaded justice, but on the ministers - That do distribute it- in the name o' th' people, - And in the power of us the tribunes, we, - Ev'n from this instant, banish him our city, - In peril of precipitation - From off the rock Tarpeian, never more - To enter our Rome gates. I' th' people's name, - I say it shall be so. - PLEBEIANS. It shall be so, it shall be so! Let him away! - He's banish'd, and it shall be so. - COMINIUS. Hear me, my masters and my common friends- - SICINIUS. He's sentenc'd; no more hearing. - COMINIUS. Let me speak. - I have been consul, and can show for Rome - Her enemies' marks upon me. I do love - My country's good with a respect more tender, - More holy and profound, than mine own life, - My dear wife's estimate, her womb's increase - And treasure of my loins. Then if I would - Speak that- - SICINIUS. We know your drift. Speak what? - BRUTUS. There's no more to be said, but he is banish'd, - As enemy to the people and his country. - It shall be so. - PLEBEIANS. It shall be so, it shall be so. - CORIOLANUS. YOU common cry of curs, whose breath I hate - As reek o' th' rotten fens, whose loves I prize - As the dead carcasses of unburied men - That do corrupt my air- I banish you. - And here remain with your uncertainty! - Let every feeble rumour shake your hearts; - Your enemies, with nodding of their plumes, - Fan you into despair! Have the power still - To banish your defenders, till at length - Your ignorance- which finds not till it feels, - Making but reservation of yourselves - Still your own foes- deliver you - As most abated captives to some nation - That won you without blows! Despising - For you the city, thus I turn my back; - There is a world elsewhere. - Exeunt CORIOLANUS, - COMINIUS, MENENIUS, with the other PATRICIANS - AEDILE. The people's enemy is gone, is gone! - [They all shout and throw up their caps] - PLEBEIANS. Our enemy is banish'd, he is gone! Hoo-oo! - SICINIUS. Go see him out at gates, and follow him, - As he hath follow'd you, with all despite; - Give him deserv'd vexation. Let a guard - Attend us through the city. - PLEBEIANS. Come, come, let's see him out at gates; come! - The gods preserve our noble tribunes! Come. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. -Rome. Before a gate of the city - -Enter CORIOLANUS, VOLUMNIA, VIRGILIA, MENENIUS, COMINIUS, -with the young NOBILITY of Rome - - CORIOLANUS. Come, leave your tears; a brief farewell. The beast - With many heads butts me away. Nay, mother, - Where is your ancient courage? You were us'd - To say extremities was the trier of spirits; - That common chances common men could bear; - That when the sea was calm all boats alike - Show'd mastership in floating; fortune's blows, - When most struck home, being gentle wounded craves - A noble cunning. You were us'd to load me - With precepts that would make invincible - The heart that conn'd them. - VIRGILIA. O heavens! O heavens! - CORIOLANUS. Nay, I prithee, woman- - VOLUMNIA. Now the red pestilence strike all trades in Rome, - And occupations perish! - CORIOLANUS. What, what, what! - I shall be lov'd when I am lack'd. Nay, mother, - Resume that spirit when you were wont to say, - If you had been the wife of Hercules, - Six of his labours you'd have done, and sav'd - Your husband so much sweat. Cominius, - Droop not; adieu. Farewell, my wife, my mother. - I'll do well yet. Thou old and true Menenius, - Thy tears are salter than a younger man's - And venomous to thine eyes. My sometime General, - I have seen thee stern, and thou hast oft beheld - Heart-hard'ning spectacles; tell these sad women - 'Tis fond to wail inevitable strokes, - As 'tis to laugh at 'em. My mother, you wot well - My hazards still have been your solace; and - Believe't not lightly- though I go alone, - Like to a lonely dragon, that his fen - Makes fear'd and talk'd of more than seen- your son - Will or exceed the common or be caught - With cautelous baits and practice. - VOLUMNIA. My first son, - Whither wilt thou go? Take good Cominius - With thee awhile; determine on some course - More than a wild exposture to each chance - That starts i' th' way before thee. - VIRGILIA. O the gods! - COMINIUS. I'll follow thee a month, devise with the - Where thou shalt rest, that thou mayst hear of us, - And we of thee; so, if the time thrust forth - A cause for thy repeal, we shall not send - O'er the vast world to seek a single man, - And lose advantage, which doth ever cool - I' th' absence of the needer. - CORIOLANUS. Fare ye well; - Thou hast years upon thee, and thou art too full - Of the wars' surfeits to go rove with one - That's yet unbruis'd; bring me but out at gate. - Come, my sweet wife, my dearest mother, and - My friends of noble touch; when I am forth, - Bid me farewell, and smile. I pray you come. - While I remain above the ground you shall - Hear from me still, and never of me aught - But what is like me formerly. - MENENIUS. That's worthily - As any ear can hear. Come, let's not weep. - If I could shake off but one seven years - From these old arms and legs, by the good gods, - I'd with thee every foot. - CORIOLANUS. Give me thy hand. - Come. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Rome. A street near the gate - -Enter the two Tribunes, SICINIUS and BRUTUS with the AEDILE - - SICINIUS. Bid them all home; he's gone, and we'll no further. - The nobility are vex'd, whom we see have sided - In his behalf. - BRUTUS. Now we have shown our power, - Let us seem humbler after it is done - Than when it was a-doing. - SICINIUS. Bid them home. - Say their great enemy is gone, and they - Stand in their ancient strength. - BRUTUS. Dismiss them home. Exit AEDILE - Here comes his mother. - - Enter VOLUMNIA, VIRGILIA, and MENENIUS - - SICINIUS. Let's not meet her. - BRUTUS. Why? - SICINIUS. They say she's mad. - BRUTUS. They have ta'en note of us; keep on your way. - VOLUMNIA. O, Y'are well met; th' hoarded plague o' th' gods - Requite your love! - MENENIUS. Peace, peace, be not so loud. - VOLUMNIA. If that I could for weeping, you should hear- - Nay, and you shall hear some. [To BRUTUS] Will you be gone? - VIRGILIA. [To SICINIUS] You shall stay too. I would I had the - power - To say so to my husband. - SICINIUS. Are you mankind? - VOLUMNIA. Ay, fool; is that a shame? Note but this, fool: - Was not a man my father? Hadst thou foxship - To banish him that struck more blows for Rome - Than thou hast spoken words? - SICINIUS. O blessed heavens! - VOLUMNIA. Moe noble blows than ever thou wise words; - And for Rome's good. I'll tell thee what- yet go! - Nay, but thou shalt stay too. I would my son - Were in Arabia, and thy tribe before him, - His good sword in his hand. - SICINIUS. What then? - VIRGILIA. What then! - He'd make an end of thy posterity. - VOLUMNIA. Bastards and all. - Good man, the wounds that he does bear for Rome! - MENENIUS. Come, come, peace. - SICINIUS. I would he had continued to his country - As he began, and not unknit himself - The noble knot he made. - BRUTUS. I would he had. - VOLUMNIA. 'I would he had!' 'Twas you incens'd the rabble- - Cats that can judge as fitly of his worth - As I can of those mysteries which heaven - Will not have earth to know. - BRUTUS. Pray, let's go. - VOLUMNIA. Now, pray, sir, get you gone; - You have done a brave deed. Ere you go, hear this: - As far as doth the Capitol exceed - The meanest house in Rome, so far my son- - This lady's husband here, this, do you see?- - Whom you have banish'd does exceed you an. - BRUTUS. Well, well, we'll leave you. - SICINIUS. Why stay we to be baited - With one that wants her wits? Exeunt TRIBUNES - VOLUMNIA. Take my prayers with you. - I would the gods had nothing else to do - But to confirm my curses. Could I meet 'em - But once a day, it would unclog my heart - Of what lies heavy to't. - MENENIUS. You have told them home, - And, by my troth, you have cause. You'll sup with me? - VOLUMNIA. Anger's my meat; I sup upon myself, - And so shall starve with feeding. Come, let's go. - Leave this faint puling and lament as I do, - In anger, Juno-like. Come, come, come. - Exeunt VOLUMNIA and VIRGILIA - MENENIUS. Fie, fie, fie! Exit - - - - -SCENE III. -A highway between Rome and Antium - -Enter a ROMAN and a VOLSCE, meeting - - ROMAN. I know you well, sir, and you know me; your name, I think, - is Adrian. - VOLSCE. It is so, sir. Truly, I have forgot you. - ROMAN. I am a Roman; and my services are, as you are, against 'em. - Know you me yet? - VOLSCE. Nicanor? No! - ROMAN. The same, sir. - VOLSCE. YOU had more beard when I last saw you, but your favour is - well appear'd by your tongue. What's the news in Rome? I have a - note from the Volscian state, to find you out there. You have - well saved me a day's journey. - ROMAN. There hath been in Rome strange insurrections: the people - against the senators, patricians, and nobles. - VOLSCE. Hath been! Is it ended, then? Our state thinks not so; they - are in a most warlike preparation, and hope to come upon them in - the heat of their division. - ROMAN. The main blaze of it is past, but a small thing would make - it flame again; for the nobles receive so to heart the banishment - of that worthy Coriolanus that they are in a ripe aptness to take - all power from the people, and to pluck from them their tribunes - for ever. This lies glowing, I can tell you, and is almost mature - for the violent breaking out. - VOLSCE. Coriolanus banish'd! - ROMAN. Banish'd, sir. - VOLSCE. You will be welcome with this intelligence, Nicanor. - ROMAN. The day serves well for them now. I have heard it said the - fittest time to corrupt a man's wife is when she's fall'n out - with her husband. Your noble Tullus Aufidius will appear well in - these wars, his great opposer, Coriolanus, being now in no - request of his country. - VOLSCE. He cannot choose. I am most fortunate thus accidentally to - encounter you; you have ended my business, and I will merrily - accompany you home. - ROMAN. I shall between this and supper tell you most strange things - from Rome, all tending to the good of their adversaries. Have you - an army ready, say you? - VOLSCE. A most royal one: the centurions and their charges, - distinctly billeted, already in th' entertainment, and to be on - foot at an hour's warning. - ROMAN. I am joyful to hear of their readiness, and am the man, I - think, that shall set them in present action. So, sir, heartily - well met, and most glad of your company. - VOLSCE. You take my part from me, sir. I have the most cause to be - glad of yours. - ROMAN. Well, let us go together. - - - - -SCENE IV. -Antium. Before AUFIDIUS' house - -Enter CORIOLANUS, in mean apparel, disguis'd and muffled - - CORIOLANUS. A goodly city is this Antium. City, - 'Tis I that made thy widows: many an heir - Of these fair edifices fore my wars - Have I heard groan and drop. Then know me not. - Lest that thy wives with spits and boys with stones, - In puny battle slay me. - - Enter A CITIZEN - - Save you, sir. - CITIZEN. And you. - CORIOLANUS. Direct me, if it be your will, - Where great Aufidius lies. Is he in Antium? - CITIZEN. He is, and feasts the nobles of the state - At his house this night. - CORIOLANUS. Which is his house, beseech you? - CITIZEN. This here before you. - CORIOLANUS. Thank you, sir; farewell. Exit CITIZEN - O world, thy slippery turns! Friends now fast sworn, - Whose double bosoms seems to wear one heart, - Whose hours, whose bed, whose meal and exercise - Are still together, who twin, as 'twere, in love, - Unseparable, shall within this hour, - On a dissension of a doit, break out - To bitterest enmity; so fellest foes, - Whose passions and whose plots have broke their sleep - To take the one the other, by some chance, - Some trick not worth an egg, shall grow dear friends - And interjoin their issues. So with me: - My birthplace hate I, and my love's upon - This enemy town. I'll enter. If he slay me, - He does fair justice: if he give me way, - I'll do his country service. - - - - -SCENE V. -Antium. AUFIDIUS' house - -Music plays. Enter A SERVINGMAN - - FIRST SERVANT. Wine, wine, wine! What service is here! I think our - fellows are asleep. Exit - - Enter another SERVINGMAN - - SECOND SERVANT.Where's Cotus? My master calls for him. - Cotus! Exit - - Enter CORIOLANUS - - CORIOLANUS. A goodly house. The feast smells well, but I - Appear not like a guest. - - Re-enter the first SERVINGMAN - - FIRST SERVANT. What would you have, friend? - Whence are you? Here's no place for you: pray go to the door. - Exit - CORIOLANUS. I have deserv'd no better entertainment - In being Coriolanus. - - Re-enter second SERVINGMAN - - SECOND SERVANT. Whence are you, sir? Has the porter his eyes in his - head that he gives entrance to such companions? Pray get you out. - CORIOLANUS. Away! - SECOND SERVANT. Away? Get you away. - CORIOLANUS. Now th' art troublesome. - SECOND SERVANT. Are you so brave? I'll have you talk'd with anon. - - Enter a third SERVINGMAN. The first meets him - - THIRD SERVANT. What fellow's this? - FIRST SERVANT. A strange one as ever I look'd on. I cannot get him - out o' th' house. Prithee call my master to him. - THIRD SERVANT. What have you to do here, fellow? Pray you avoid the - house. - CORIOLANUS. Let me but stand- I will not hurt your hearth. - THIRD SERVANT. What are you? - CORIOLANUS. A gentleman. - THIRD SERVANT. A marv'llous poor one. - CORIOLANUS. True, so I am. - THIRD SERVANT. Pray you, poor gentleman, take up some other - station; here's no place for you. Pray you avoid. Come. - CORIOLANUS. Follow your function, go and batten on cold bits. - [Pushes him away from him] - THIRD SERVANT. What, you will not? Prithee tell my master what a - strange guest he has here. - SECOND SERVANT. And I shall. Exit - THIRD SERVANT. Where dwell'st thou? - CORIOLANUS. Under the canopy. - THIRD SERVANT. Under the canopy? - CORIOLANUS. Ay. - THIRD SERVANT. Where's that? - CORIOLANUS. I' th' city of kites and crows. - THIRD SERVANT. I' th' city of kites and crows! - What an ass it is! Then thou dwell'st with daws too? - CORIOLANUS. No, I serve not thy master. - THIRD SERVANT. How, sir! Do you meddle with my master? - CORIOLANUS. Ay; 'tis an honester service than to meddle with thy - mistress. Thou prat'st and prat'st; serve with thy trencher; - hence! [Beats him away] - - Enter AUFIDIUS with the second SERVINGMAN - - AUFIDIUS. Where is this fellow? - SECOND SERVANT. Here, sir; I'd have beaten him like a dog, but for - disturbing the lords within. - AUFIDIUS. Whence com'st thou? What wouldst thou? Thy name? - Why speak'st not? Speak, man. What's thy name? - CORIOLANUS. [Unmuffling] If, Tullus, - Not yet thou know'st me, and, seeing me, dost not - Think me for the man I am, necessity - Commands me name myself. - AUFIDIUS. What is thy name? - CORIOLANUS. A name unmusical to the Volscians' ears, - And harsh in sound to thine. - AUFIDIUS. Say, what's thy name? - Thou has a grim appearance, and thy face - Bears a command in't; though thy tackle's torn, - Thou show'st a noble vessel. What's thy name? - CORIOLANUS. Prepare thy brow to frown- know'st thou me yet? - AUFIDIUS. I know thee not. Thy name? - CORIOLANUS. My name is Caius Marcius, who hath done - To thee particularly, and to all the Volsces, - Great hurt and mischief; thereto witness may - My surname, Coriolanus. The painful service, - The extreme dangers, and the drops of blood - Shed for my thankless country, are requited - But with that surname- a good memory - And witness of the malice and displeasure - Which thou shouldst bear me. Only that name remains; - The cruelty and envy of the people, - Permitted by our dastard nobles, who - Have all forsook me, hath devour'd the rest, - An suffer'd me by th' voice of slaves to be - Whoop'd out of Rome. Now this extremity - Hath brought me to thy hearth; not out of hope, - Mistake me not, to save my life; for if - I had fear'd death, of all the men i' th' world - I would have 'voided thee; but in mere spite, - To be full quit of those my banishers, - Stand I before thee here. Then if thou hast - A heart of wreak in thee, that wilt revenge - Thine own particular wrongs and stop those maims - Of shame seen through thy country, speed thee straight - And make my misery serve thy turn. So use it - That my revengeful services may prove - As benefits to thee; for I will fight - Against my cank'red country with the spleen - Of all the under fiends. But if so be - Thou dar'st not this, and that to prove more fortunes - Th'art tir'd, then, in a word, I also am - Longer to live most weary, and present - My throat to thee and to thy ancient malice; - Which not to cut would show thee but a fool, - Since I have ever followed thee with hate, - Drawn tuns of blood out of thy country's breast, - And cannot live but to thy shame, unless - It be to do thee service. - AUFIDIUS. O Marcius, Marcius! - Each word thou hast spoke hath weeded from my heart - A root of ancient envy. If Jupiter - Should from yond cloud speak divine things, - And say ''Tis true,' I'd not believe them more - Than thee, all noble Marcius. Let me twine - Mine arms about that body, where against - My grained ash an hundred times hath broke - And scarr'd the moon with splinters; here I clip - The anvil of my sword, and do contest - As hotly and as nobly with thy love - As ever in ambitious strength I did - Contend against thy valour. Know thou first, - I lov'd the maid I married; never man - Sigh'd truer breath; but that I see thee here, - Thou noble thing, more dances my rapt heart - Than when I first my wedded mistress saw - Bestride my threshold. Why, thou Mars, I tell the - We have a power on foot, and I had purpose - Once more to hew thy target from thy brawn, - Or lose mine arm for't. Thou hast beat me out - Twelve several times, and I have nightly since - Dreamt of encounters 'twixt thyself and me- - We have been down together in my sleep, - Unbuckling helms, fisting each other's throat- - And wak'd half dead with nothing. Worthy Marcius, - Had we no other quarrel else to Rome but that - Thou art thence banish'd, we would muster all - From twelve to seventy, and, pouring war - Into the bowels of ungrateful Rome, - Like a bold flood o'erbeat. O, come, go in, - And take our friendly senators by th' hands, - Who now are here, taking their leaves of me - Who am prepar'd against your territories, - Though not for Rome itself. - CORIOLANUS. You bless me, gods! - AUFIDIUS. Therefore, most. absolute sir, if thou wilt have - The leading of thine own revenges, take - Th' one half of my commission, and set down- - As best thou art experienc'd, since thou know'st - Thy country's strength and weakness- thine own ways, - Whether to knock against the gates of Rome, - Or rudely visit them in parts remote - To fright them ere destroy. But come in; - Let me commend thee first to those that shall - Say yea to thy desires. A thousand welcomes! - And more a friend than e'er an enemy; - Yet, Marcius, that was much. Your hand; most welcome! - Exeunt CORIOLANUS and AUFIDIUS - - The two SERVINGMEN come forward - - FIRST SERVANT. Here's a strange alteration! - SECOND SERVANT. By my hand, I had thought to have strucken him with - a cudgel; and yet my mind gave me his clothes made a false report - of him. - FIRST SERVANT. What an arm he has! He turn'd me about with his - finger and his thumb, as one would set up a top. - SECOND SERVANT. Nay, I knew by his face that there was something in - him; he had, sir, a kind of face, methought- I cannot tell how to - term it. - FIRST SERVANT. He had so, looking as it were- Would I were hang'd, - but I thought there was more in him than I could think. - SECOND SERVANT. So did I, I'll be sworn. He is simply the rarest - man i' th' world. - FIRST SERVANT. I think he is; but a greater soldier than he you wot - on. - SECOND SERVANT. Who, my master? - FIRST SERVANT. Nay, it's no matter for that. - SECOND SERVANT. Worth six on him. - FIRST SERVANT. Nay, not so neither; but I take him to be the - greater soldier. - SECOND SERVANT. Faith, look you, one cannot tell how to say that; - for the defence of a town our general is excellent. - FIRST SERVANT. Ay, and for an assault too. - - Re-enter the third SERVINGMAN - - THIRD SERVANT. O slaves, I can tell you news- news, you rascals! - BOTH. What, what, what? Let's partake. - THIRD SERVANT. I would not be a Roman, of all nations; - I had as lief be a condemn'd man. - BOTH. Wherefore? wherefore? - THIRD SERVANT. Why, here's he that was wont to thwack our general- - Caius Marcius. - FIRST SERVANT. Why do you say 'thwack our general'? - THIRD SERVANT. I do not say 'thwack our general,' but he was always - good enough for him. - SECOND SERVANT. Come, we are fellows and friends. He was ever too - hard for him, I have heard him say so himself. - FIRST SERVANT. He was too hard for him directly, to say the troth - on't; before Corioli he scotch'd him and notch'd him like a - carbonado. - SECOND SERVANT. An he had been cannibally given, he might have - broil'd and eaten him too. - FIRST SERVANT. But more of thy news! - THIRD SERVANT. Why, he is so made on here within as if he were son - and heir to Mars; set at upper end o' th' table; no question - asked him by any of the senators but they stand bald before him. - Our general himself makes a mistress of him, sanctifies himself - with's hand, and turns up the white o' th' eye to his discourse. - But the bottom of the news is, our general is cut i' th' middle - and but one half of what he was yesterday, for the other has half - by the entreaty and grant of the whole table. He'll go, he says, - and sowl the porter of Rome gates by th' ears; he will mow all - down before him, and leave his passage poll'd. - SECOND SERVANT. And he's as like to do't as any man I can imagine. - THIRD SERVANT. Do't! He will do't; for look you, sir, he has as - many friends as enemies; which friends, sir, as it were, durst - not- look you, sir- show themselves, as we term it, his friends, - whilst he's in directitude. - FIRST SERVANT. Directitude? What's that? - THIRD SERVANT. But when they shall see, sir, his crest up again and - the man in blood, they will out of their burrows, like conies - after rain, and revel an with him. - FIRST SERVANT. But when goes this forward? - THIRD SERVANT. To-morrow, to-day, presently. You shall have the - drum struck up this afternoon; 'tis as it were parcel of their - feast, and to be executed ere they wipe their lips. - SECOND SERVANT. Why, then we shall have a stirring world again. - This peace is nothing but to rust iron, increase tailors, and - breed ballad-makers. - FIRST SERVANT. Let me have war, say I; it exceeds peace as far as - day does night; it's spritely, waking, audible, and full of vent. - Peace is a very apoplexy, lethargy; mull'd, deaf, sleepy, - insensible; a getter of more bastard children than war's a - destroyer of men. - SECOND SERVANT. 'Tis so; and as war in some sort may be said to be - a ravisher, so it cannot be denied but peace is a great maker of - cuckolds. - FIRST SERVANT. Ay, and it makes men hate one another. - THIRD SERVANT. Reason: because they then less need one another. The - wars for my money. I hope to see Romans as cheap as Volscians. - They are rising, they are rising. - BOTH. In, in, in, in! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VI. -Rome. A public place - -Enter the two Tribunes, SICINIUS and BRUTUS - - SICINIUS. We hear not of him, neither need we fear him. - His remedies are tame. The present peace - And quietness of the people, which before - Were in wild hurry, here do make his friends - Blush that the world goes well; who rather had, - Though they themselves did suffer by't, behold - Dissentious numbers pest'ring streets than see - Our tradesmen singing in their shops, and going - About their functions friendly. - - Enter MENENIUS - - BRUTUS. We stood to't in good time. Is this Menenius? - SICINIUS. 'Tis he, 'tis he. O, he is grown most kind - Of late. Hail, sir! - MENENIUS. Hail to you both! - SICINIUS. Your Coriolanus is not much miss'd - But with his friends. The commonwealth doth stand, - And so would do, were he more angry at it. - MENENIUS. All's well, and might have been much better - He could have temporiz'd. - SICINIUS. Where is he, hear you? - MENENIUS. Nay, I hear nothing; his mother and his wife - Hear nothing from him. - - Enter three or four citizens - - CITIZENS. The gods preserve you both! - SICINIUS. God-den, our neighbours. - BRUTUS. God-den to you all, god-den to you an. - FIRST CITIZEN. Ourselves, our wives, and children, on our knees - Are bound to pray for you both. - SICINIUS. Live and thrive! - BRUTUS. Farewell, kind neighbours; we wish'd Coriolanus - Had lov'd you as we did. - CITIZENS. Now the gods keep you! - BOTH TRIBUNES. Farewell, farewell. Exeunt citizens - SICINIUS. This is a happier and more comely time - Than when these fellows ran about the streets - Crying confusion. - BRUTUS. Caius Marcius was - A worthy officer i' the war, but insolent, - O'ercome with pride, ambitious past all thinking, - Self-loving- - SICINIUS. And affecting one sole throne, - Without assistance. - MENENIUS. I think not so. - SICINIUS. We should by this, to all our lamentation, - If he had gone forth consul, found it so. - BRUTUS. The gods have well prevented it, and Rome - Sits safe and still without him. - - Enter an AEDILE - - AEDILE. Worthy tribunes, - There is a slave, whom we have put in prison, - Reports the Volsces with several powers - Are ent'red in the Roman territories, - And with the deepest malice of the war - Destroy what lies before 'em. - MENENIUS. 'Tis Aufidius, - Who, hearing of our Marcius' banishment, - Thrusts forth his horns again into the world, - Which were inshell'd when Marcius stood for Rome, - And durst not once peep out. - SICINIUS. Come, what talk you of Marcius? - BRUTUS. Go see this rumourer whipp'd. It cannot be - The Volsces dare break with us. - MENENIUS. Cannot be! - We have record that very well it can; - And three examples of the like hath been - Within my age. But reason with the fellow - Before you punish him, where he heard this, - Lest you shall chance to whip your information - And beat the messenger who bids beware - Of what is to be dreaded. - SICINIUS. Tell not me. - I know this cannot be. - BRUTUS. Not Possible. - - Enter A MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. The nobles in great earnestness are going - All to the Senate House; some news is come - That turns their countenances. - SICINIUS. 'Tis this slave- - Go whip him fore the people's eyes- his raising, - Nothing but his report. - MESSENGER. Yes, worthy sir, - The slave's report is seconded, and more, - More fearful, is deliver'd. - SICINIUS. What more fearful? - MESSENGER. It is spoke freely out of many mouths- - How probable I do not know- that Marcius, - Join'd with Aufidius, leads a power 'gainst Rome, - And vows revenge as spacious as between - The young'st and oldest thing. - SICINIUS. This is most likely! - BRUTUS. Rais'd only that the weaker sort may wish - Good Marcius home again. - SICINIUS. The very trick on 't. - MENENIUS. This is unlikely. - He and Aufidius can no more atone - Than violent'st contrariety. - - Enter a second MESSENGER - - SECOND MESSENGER. You are sent for to the Senate. - A fearful army, led by Caius Marcius - Associated with Aufidius, rages - Upon our territories, and have already - O'erborne their way, consum'd with fire and took - What lay before them. - - Enter COMINIUS - - COMINIUS. O, you have made good work! - MENENIUS. What news? what news? - COMINIUS. You have holp to ravish your own daughters and - To melt the city leads upon your pates, - To see your wives dishonour'd to your noses- - MENENIUS. What's the news? What's the news? - COMINIUS. Your temples burned in their cement, and - Your franchises, whereon you stood, confin'd - Into an auger's bore. - MENENIUS. Pray now, your news? - You have made fair work, I fear me. Pray, your news. - If Marcius should be join'd wi' th' Volscians- - COMINIUS. If! - He is their god; he leads them like a thing - Made by some other deity than Nature, - That shapes man better; and they follow him - Against us brats with no less confidence - Than boys pursuing summer butterflies, - Or butchers killing flies. - MENENIUS. You have made good work, - You and your apron men; you that stood so much - Upon the voice of occupation and - The breath of garlic-eaters! - COMINIUS. He'll shake - Your Rome about your ears. - MENENIUS. As Hercules - Did shake down mellow fruit. You have made fair work! - BRUTUS. But is this true, sir? - COMINIUS. Ay; and you'll look pale - Before you find it other. All the regions - Do smilingly revolt, and who resists - Are mock'd for valiant ignorance, - And perish constant fools. Who is't can blame him? - Your enemies and his find something in him. - MENENIUS. We are all undone unless - The noble man have mercy. - COMINIUS. Who shall ask it? - The tribunes cannot do't for shame; the people - Deserve such pity of him as the wolf - Does of the shepherds; for his best friends, if they - Should say 'Be good to Rome'- they charg'd him even - As those should do that had deserv'd his hate, - And therein show'd fike enemies. - MENENIUS. 'Tis true; - If he were putting to my house the brand - That should consume it, I have not the face - To say 'Beseech you, cease.' You have made fair hands, - You and your crafts! You have crafted fair! - COMINIUS. You have brought - A trembling upon Rome, such as was never - S' incapable of help. - BOTH TRIBUNES. Say not we brought it. - MENENIUS. How! Was't we? We lov'd him, but, like beasts - And cowardly nobles, gave way unto your clusters, - Who did hoot him out o' th' city. - COMINIUS. But I fear - They'll roar him in again. Tullus Aufidius, - The second name of men, obeys his points - As if he were his officer. Desperation - Is all the policy, strength, and defence, - That Rome can make against them. - - Enter a troop of citizens - - MENENIUS. Here comes the clusters. - And is Aufidius with him? You are they - That made the air unwholesome when you cast - Your stinking greasy caps in hooting at - Coriolanus' exile. Now he's coming, - And not a hair upon a soldier's head - Which will not prove a whip; as many coxcombs - As you threw caps up will he tumble down, - And pay you for your voices. 'Tis no matter; - If he could burn us all into one coal - We have deserv'd it. - PLEBEIANS. Faith, we hear fearful news. - FIRST CITIZEN. For mine own part, - When I said banish him, I said 'twas pity. - SECOND CITIZEN. And so did I. - THIRD CITIZEN. And so did I; and, to say the truth, so did very - many of us. That we did, we did for the best; and though we - willingly consented to his banishment, yet it was against our - will. - COMINIUS. Y'are goodly things, you voices! - MENENIUS. You have made - Good work, you and your cry! Shall's to the Capitol? - COMINIUS. O, ay, what else? - Exeunt COMINIUS and MENENIUS - SICINIUS. Go, masters, get you be not dismay'd; - These are a side that would be glad to have - This true which they so seem to fear. Go home, - And show no sign of fear. - FIRST CITIZEN. The gods be good to us! Come, masters, let's home. I - ever said we were i' th' wrong when we banish'd him. - SECOND CITIZEN. So did we all. But come, let's home. - Exeunt citizens - BRUTUS. I do not like this news. - SICINIUS. Nor I. - BRUTUS. Let's to the Capitol. Would half my wealth - Would buy this for a lie! - SICINIUS. Pray let's go. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VII. -A camp at a short distance from Rome - -Enter AUFIDIUS with his LIEUTENANT - - AUFIDIUS. Do they still fly to th' Roman? - LIEUTENANT. I do not know what witchcraft's in him, but - Your soldiers use him as the grace fore meat, - Their talk at table, and their thanks at end; - And you are dark'ned in this action, sir, - Even by your own. - AUFIDIUS. I cannot help it now, - Unless by using means I lame the foot - Of our design. He bears himself more proudlier, - Even to my person, than I thought he would - When first I did embrace him; yet his nature - In that's no changeling, and I must excuse - What cannot be amended. - LIEUTENANT. Yet I wish, sir- - I mean, for your particular- you had not - Join'd in commission with him, but either - Had borne the action of yourself, or else - To him had left it solely. - AUFIDIUS. I understand thee well; and be thou sure, - When he shall come to his account, he knows not - What I can urge against him. Although it seems, - And so he thinks, and is no less apparent - To th' vulgar eye, that he bears all things fairly - And shows good husbandry for the Volscian state, - Fights dragon-like, and does achieve as soon - As draw his sword; yet he hath left undone - That which shall break his neck or hazard mine - Whene'er we come to our account. - LIEUTENANT. Sir, I beseech you, think you he'll carry Rome? - AUFIDIUS. All places yield to him ere he sits down, - And the nobility of Rome are his; - The senators and patricians love him too. - The tribunes are no soldiers, and their people - Will be as rash in the repeal as hasty - To expel him thence. I think he'll be to Rome - As is the osprey to the fish, who takes it - By sovereignty of nature. First he was - A noble servant to them, but he could not - Carry his honours even. Whether 'twas pride, - Which out of daily fortune ever taints - The happy man; whether defect of judgment, - To fail in the disposing of those chances - Which he was lord of; or whether nature, - Not to be other than one thing, not moving - From th' casque to th' cushion, but commanding peace - Even with the same austerity and garb - As he controll'd the war; but one of these- - As he hath spices of them all- not all, - For I dare so far free him- made him fear'd, - So hated, and so banish'd. But he has a merit - To choke it in the utt'rance. So our virtues - Lie in th' interpretation of the time; - And power, unto itself most commendable, - Hath not a tomb so evident as a chair - T' extol what it hath done. - One fire drives out one fire; one nail, one nail; - Rights by rights falter, strengths by strengths do fail. - Come, let's away. When, Caius, Rome is thine, - Thou art poor'st of all; then shortly art thou mine. - Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -Rome. A public place - -Enter MENENIUS, COMINIUS, SICINIUS and BRUTUS, the two Tribunes, with others - - MENENIUS. No, I'll not go. You hear what he hath said - Which was sometime his general, who lov'd him - In a most dear particular. He call'd me father; - But what o' that? Go, you that banish'd him: - A mile before his tent fall down, and knee - The way into his mercy. Nay, if he coy'd - To hear Cominius speak, I'll keep at home. - COMINIUS. He would not seem to know me. - MENENIUS. Do you hear? - COMINIUS. Yet one time he did call me by my name. - I urg'd our old acquaintance, and the drops - That we have bled together. 'Coriolanus' - He would not answer to; forbid all names; - He was a kind of nothing, titleless, - Till he had forg'd himself a name i' th' fire - Of burning Rome. - MENENIUS. Why, so! You have made good work. - A pair of tribunes that have wrack'd for Rome - To make coals cheap- a noble memory! - COMINIUS. I minded him how royal 'twas to pardon - When it was less expected; he replied, - It was a bare petition of a state - To one whom they had punish'd. - MENENIUS. Very well. - Could he say less? - COMINIUS. I offer'd to awaken his regard - For's private friends; his answer to me was, - He could not stay to pick them in a pile - Of noisome musty chaff. He said 'twas folly, - For one poor grain or two, to leave unburnt - And still to nose th' offence. - MENENIUS. For one poor grain or two! - I am one of those. His mother, wife, his child, - And this brave fellow too- we are the grains: - You are the musty chaff, and you are smelt - Above the moon. We must be burnt for you. - SICINIUS. Nay, pray be patient; if you refuse your aid - In this so never-needed help, yet do not - Upbraid's with our distress. But sure, if you - Would be your country's pleader, your good tongue, - More than the instant army we can make, - Might stop our countryman. - MENENIUS. No; I'll not meddle. - SICINIUS. Pray you go to him. - MENENIUS. What should I do? - BRUTUS. Only make trial what your love can do - For Rome, towards Marcius. - MENENIUS. Well, and say that Marcius - Return me, as Cominius is return'd, - Unheard- what then? - But as a discontented friend, grief-shot - With his unkindness? Say't be so? - SICINIUS. Yet your good will - Must have that thanks from Rome after the measure - As you intended well. - MENENIUS. I'll undertake't; - I think he'll hear me. Yet to bite his lip - And hum at good Cominius much unhearts me. - He was not taken well: he had not din'd; - The veins unfill'd, our blood is cold, and then - We pout upon the morning, are unapt - To give or to forgive; but when we have stuff'd - These pipes and these conveyances of our blood - With wine and feeding, we have suppler souls - Than in our priest-like fasts. Therefore I'll watch him - Till he be dieted to my request, - And then I'll set upon him. - BRUTUS. You know the very road into his kindness - And cannot lose your way. - MENENIUS. Good faith, I'll prove him, - Speed how it will. I shall ere long have knowledge - Of my success. Exit - COMINIUS. He'll never hear him. - SICINIUS. Not? - COMINIUS. I tell you he does sit in gold, his eye - Red as 'twould burn Rome, and his injury - The gaoler to his pity. I kneel'd before him; - 'Twas very faintly he said 'Rise'; dismiss'd me - Thus with his speechless hand. What he would do, - He sent in writing after me; what he would not, - Bound with an oath to yield to his conditions; - So that all hope is vain, - Unless his noble mother and his wife, - Who, as I hear, mean to solicit him - For mercy to his country. Therefore let's hence, - And with our fair entreaties haste them on. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -The Volscian camp before Rome - -Enter MENENIUS to the WATCH on guard - - FIRST WATCH. Stay. Whence are you? - SECOND WATCH. Stand, and go back. - MENENIUS. You guard like men, 'tis well; but, by your leave, - I am an officer of state and come - To speak with Coriolanus. - FIRST WATCH. From whence? - MENENIUS. From Rome. - FIRST WATCH. YOU may not pass; you must return. Our general - Will no more hear from thence. - SECOND WATCH. You'll see your Rome embrac'd with fire before - You'll speak with Coriolanus. - MENENIUS. Good my friends, - If you have heard your general talk of Rome - And of his friends there, it is lots to blanks - My name hath touch'd your ears: it is Menenius. - FIRST WATCH. Be it so; go back. The virtue of your name - Is not here passable. - MENENIUS. I tell thee, fellow, - Thy general is my lover. I have been - The book of his good acts whence men have read - His fame unparallel'd haply amplified; - For I have ever verified my friends- - Of whom he's chief- with all the size that verity - Would without lapsing suffer. Nay, sometimes, - Like to a bowl upon a subtle ground, - I have tumbled past the throw, and in his praise - Have almost stamp'd the leasing; therefore, fellow, - I must have leave to pass. - FIRST WATCH. Faith, sir, if you had told as many lies in his behalf - as you have uttered words in your own, you should not pass here; - no, though it were as virtuous to lie as to live chastely. - Therefore go back. - MENENIUS. Prithee, fellow, remember my name is Menenius, always - factionary on the party of your general. - SECOND WATCH. Howsoever you have been his liar, as you say you - have, I am one that, telling true under him, must say you cannot - pass. Therefore go back. - MENENIUS. Has he din'd, canst thou tell? For I would not speak with - him till after dinner. - FIRST WATCH. You are a Roman, are you? - MENENIUS. I am as thy general is. - FIRST WATCH. Then you should hate Rome, as he does. Can you, when - you have push'd out your gates the very defender of them, and in - a violent popular ignorance given your enemy your shield, think - to front his revenges with the easy groans of old women, the - virginal palms of your daughters, or with the palsied - intercession of such a decay'd dotant as you seem to be? Can you - think to blow out the intended fire your city is ready to flame - in with such weak breath as this? No, you are deceiv'd; therefore - back to Rome and prepare for your execution. You are condemn'd; - our general has sworn you out of reprieve and pardon. - MENENIUS. Sirrah, if thy captain knew I were here, he would use me - with estimation. - FIRST WATCH. Come, my captain knows you not. - MENENIUS. I mean thy general. - FIRST WATCH. My general cares not for you. Back, I say; go, lest I - let forth your half pint of blood. Back- that's the utmost of - your having. Back. - MENENIUS. Nay, but fellow, fellow- - - Enter CORIOLANUS with AUFIDIUS - - CORIOLANUS. What's the matter? - MENENIUS. Now, you companion, I'll say an errand for you; you shall - know now that I am in estimation; you shall perceive that a Jack - guardant cannot office me from my son Coriolanus. Guess but by my - entertainment with him if thou stand'st not i' th' state of - hanging, or of some death more long in spectatorship and crueller - in suffering; behold now presently, and swoon for what's to come - upon thee. The glorious gods sit in hourly synod about thy - particular prosperity, and love thee no worse than thy old father - Menenius does! O my son! my son! thou art preparing fire for us; - look thee, here's water to quench it. I was hardly moved to come - to thee; but being assured none but myself could move thee, I - have been blown out of your gates with sighs, and conjure thee to - pardon Rome and thy petitionary countrymen. The good gods assuage - thy wrath, and turn the dregs of it upon this varlet here; this, - who, like a block, hath denied my access to thee. - CORIOLANUS. Away! - MENENIUS. How! away! - CORIOLANUS. Wife, mother, child, I know not. My affairs - Are servanted to others. Though I owe - My revenge properly, my remission lies - In Volscian breasts. That we have been familiar, - Ingrate forgetfulness shall poison rather - Than pity note how much. Therefore be gone. - Mine ears against your suits are stronger than - Your gates against my force. Yet, for I lov'd thee, - Take this along; I writ it for thy sake [Gives a letter] - And would have sent it. Another word, Menenius, - I will not hear thee speak. This man, Aufidius, - Was my belov'd in Rome; yet thou behold'st. - AUFIDIUS. You keep a constant temper. - Exeunt CORIOLANUS and Aufidius - FIRST WATCH. Now, sir, is your name Menenius? - SECOND WATCH. 'Tis a spell, you see, of much power! You know the - way home again. - FIRST WATCH. Do you hear how we are shent for keeping your - greatness back? - SECOND WATCH. What cause, do you think, I have to swoon? - MENENIUS. I neither care for th' world nor your general; for such - things as you, I can scarce think there's any, y'are so slight. - He that hath a will to die by himself fears it not from another. - Let your general do his worst. For you, be that you are, long; - and your misery increase with your age! I say to you, as I was - said to: Away! Exit - FIRST WATCH. A noble fellow, I warrant him. - SECOND WATCH. The worthy fellow is our general; he's the rock, the - oak not to be wind-shaken. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -The tent of CORIOLANUS - -Enter CORIOLANUS, AUFIDIUS, and others - - CORIOLANUS. We will before the walls of Rome to-morrow - Set down our host. My partner in this action, - You must report to th' Volscian lords how plainly - I have borne this business. - AUFIDIUS. Only their ends - You have respected; stopp'd your ears against - The general suit of Rome; never admitted - A private whisper- no, not with such friends - That thought them sure of you. - CORIOLANUS. This last old man, - Whom with crack'd heart I have sent to Rome, - Lov'd me above the measure of a father; - Nay, godded me indeed. Their latest refuge - Was to send him; for whose old love I have- - Though I show'd sourly to him- once more offer'd - The first conditions, which they did refuse - And cannot now accept. To grace him only, - That thought he could do more, a very little - I have yielded to; fresh embassies and suits, - Nor from the state nor private friends, hereafter - Will I lend ear to. [Shout within] Ha! what shout is this? - Shall I be tempted to infringe my vow - In the same time 'tis made? I will not. - - Enter, in mourning habits, VIRGILIA, VOLUMNIA, VALERIA, - YOUNG MARCIUS, with attendants - - My wife comes foremost, then the honour'd mould - Wherein this trunk was fram'd, and in her hand - The grandchild to her blood. But out, affection! - All bond and privilege of nature, break! - Let it be virtuous to be obstinate. - What is that curtsy worth? or those doves' eyes, - Which can make gods forsworn? I melt, and am not - Of stronger earth than others. My mother bows, - As if Olympus to a molehill should - In supplication nod; and my young boy - Hath an aspect of intercession which - Great nature cries 'Deny not.' Let the Volsces - Plough Rome and harrow Italy; I'll never - Be such a gosling to obey instinct, but stand - As if a man were author of himself - And knew no other kin. - VIRGILIA. My lord and husband! - CORIOLANUS. These eyes are not the same I wore in Rome. - VIRGILIA. The sorrow that delivers us thus chang'd - Makes you think so. - CORIOLANUS. Like a dull actor now - I have forgot my part and I am out, - Even to a full disgrace. Best of my flesh, - Forgive my tyranny; but do not say, - For that, 'Forgive our Romans.' O, a kiss - Long as my exile, sweet as my revenge! - Now, by the jealous queen of heaven, that kiss - I carried from thee, dear, and my true lip - Hath virgin'd it e'er since. You gods! I prate, - And the most noble mother of the world - Leave unsaluted. Sink, my knee, i' th' earth; [Kneels] - Of thy deep duty more impression show - Than that of common sons. - VOLUMNIA. O, stand up blest! - Whilst with no softer cushion than the flint - I kneel before thee, and unproperly - Show duty, as mistaken all this while - Between the child and parent. [Kneels] - CORIOLANUS. What's this? - Your knees to me, to your corrected son? - Then let the pebbles on the hungry beach - Fillip the stars; then let the mutinous winds - Strike the proud cedars 'gainst the fiery sun, - Murd'ring impossibility, to make - What cannot be slight work. - VOLUMNIA. Thou art my warrior; - I holp to frame thee. Do you know this lady? - CORIOLANUS. The noble sister of Publicola, - The moon of Rome, chaste as the icicle - That's curdied by the frost from purest snow, - And hangs on Dian's temple- dear Valeria! - VOLUMNIA. This is a poor epitome of yours, - Which by th' interpretation of full time - May show like all yourself. - CORIOLANUS. The god of soldiers, - With the consent of supreme Jove, inform - Thy thoughts with nobleness, that thou mayst prove - To shame unvulnerable, and stick i' th' wars - Like a great sea-mark, standing every flaw, - And saving those that eye thee! - VOLUMNIA. Your knee, sirrah. - CORIOLANUS. That's my brave boy. - VOLUMNIA. Even he, your wife, this lady, and myself, - Are suitors to you. - CORIOLANUS. I beseech you, peace! - Or, if you'd ask, remember this before: - The thing I have forsworn to grant may never - Be held by you denials. Do not bid me - Dismiss my soldiers, or capitulate - Again with Rome's mechanics. Tell me not - Wherein I seem unnatural; desire not - T'allay my rages and revenges with - Your colder reasons. - VOLUMNIA. O, no more, no more! - You have said you will not grant us any thing- - For we have nothing else to ask but that - Which you deny already; yet we will ask, - That, if you fail in our request, the blame - May hang upon your hardness; therefore hear us. - CORIOLANUS. Aufidius, and you Volsces, mark; for we'll - Hear nought from Rome in private. Your request? - VOLUMNIA. Should we be silent and not speak, our raiment - And state of bodies would bewray what life - We have led since thy exile. Think with thyself - How more unfortunate than all living women - Are we come hither; since that thy sight, which should - Make our eyes flow with joy, hearts dance with comforts, - Constrains them weep and shake with fear and sorrow, - Making the mother, wife, and child, to see - The son, the husband, and the father, tearing - His country's bowels out. And to poor we - Thine enmity's most capital: thou bar'st us - Our prayers to the gods, which is a comfort - That all but we enjoy. For how can we, - Alas, how can we for our country pray, - Whereto we are bound, together with thy victory, - Whereto we are bound? Alack, or we must lose - The country, our dear nurse, or else thy person, - Our comfort in the country. We must find - An evident calamity, though we had - Our wish, which side should win; for either thou - Must as a foreign recreant be led - With manacles through our streets, or else - Triumphantly tread on thy country's ruin, - And bear the palm for having bravely shed - Thy wife and children's blood. For myself, son, - I purpose not to wait on fortune till - These wars determine; if I can not persuade thee - Rather to show a noble grace to both parts - Than seek the end of one, thou shalt no sooner - March to assault thy country than to tread- - Trust to't, thou shalt not- on thy mother's womb - That brought thee to this world. - VIRGILIA. Ay, and mine, - That brought you forth this boy to keep your name - Living to time. - BOY. 'A shall not tread on me! - I'll run away till I am bigger, but then I'll fight. - CORIOLANUS. Not of a woman's tenderness to be - Requires nor child nor woman's face to see. - I have sat too long. [Rising] - VOLUMNIA. Nay, go not from us thus. - If it were so that our request did tend - To save the Romans, thereby to destroy - The Volsces whom you serve, you might condemn us - As poisonous of your honour. No, our suit - Is that you reconcile them: while the Volsces - May say 'This mercy we have show'd,' the Romans - 'This we receiv'd,' and each in either side - Give the all-hail to thee, and cry 'Be blest - For making up this peace!' Thou know'st, great son, - The end of war's uncertain; but this certain, - That, if thou conquer Rome, the benefit - Which thou shalt thereby reap is such a name - Whose repetition will be dogg'd with curses; - Whose chronicle thus writ: 'The man was noble, - But with his last attempt he wip'd it out, - Destroy'd his country, and his name remains - To th' ensuing age abhorr'd.' Speak to me, son. - Thou hast affected the fine strains of honour, - To imitate the graces of the gods, - To tear with thunder the wide cheeks o' th' air, - And yet to charge thy sulphur with a bolt - That should but rive an oak. Why dost not speak? - Think'st thou it honourable for a noble man - Still to remember wrongs? Daughter, speak you: - He cares not for your weeping. Speak thou, boy; - Perhaps thy childishness will move him more - Than can our reasons. There's no man in the world - More bound to's mother, yet here he lets me prate - Like one i' th' stocks. Thou hast never in thy life - Show'd thy dear mother any courtesy, - When she, poor hen, fond of no second brood, - Has cluck'd thee to the wars, and safely home - Loaden with honour. Say my request's unjust, - And spurn me back; but if it he not so, - Thou art not honest, and the gods will plague thee, - That thou restrain'st from me the duty which - To a mother's part belongs. He turns away. - Down, ladies; let us shame him with our knees. - To his surname Coriolanus 'longs more pride - Than pity to our prayers. Down. An end; - This is the last. So we will home to Rome, - And die among our neighbours. Nay, behold's! - This boy, that cannot tell what he would have - But kneels and holds up hands for fellowship, - Does reason our petition with more strength - Than thou hast to deny't. Come, let us go. - This fellow had a Volscian to his mother; - His wife is in Corioli, and his child - Like him by chance. Yet give us our dispatch. - I am hush'd until our city be afire, - And then I'll speak a little. - [He holds her by the hand, silent] - CORIOLANUS. O mother, mother! - What have you done? Behold, the heavens do ope, - The gods look down, and this unnatural scene - They laugh at. O my mother, mother! O! - You have won a happy victory to Rome; - But for your son- believe it, O, believe it!- - Most dangerously you have with him prevail'd, - If not most mortal to him. But let it come. - Aufidius, though I cannot make true wars, - I'll frame convenient peace. Now, good Aufidius, - Were you in my stead, would you have heard - A mother less, or granted less, Aufidius? - AUFIDIUS. I was mov'd withal. - CORIOLANUS. I dare be sworn you were! - And, sir, it is no little thing to make - Mine eyes to sweat compassion. But, good sir, - What peace you'fl make, advise me. For my part, - I'll not to Rome, I'll back with you; and pray you - Stand to me in this cause. O mother! wife! - AUFIDIUS. [Aside] I am glad thou hast set thy mercy and thy - honour - At difference in thee. Out of that I'll work - Myself a former fortune. - CORIOLANUS. [To the ladies] Ay, by and by; - But we will drink together; and you shall bear - A better witness back than words, which we, - On like conditions, will have counter-seal'd. - Come, enter with us. Ladies, you deserve - To have a temple built you. All the swords - In Italy, and her confederate arms, - Could not have made this peace. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -Rome. A public place - -Enter MENENIUS and SICINIUS - - MENENIUS. See you yond coign o' th' Capitol, yond cornerstone? - SICINIUS. Why, what of that? - MENENIUS. If it be possible for you to displace it with your little - finger, there is some hope the ladies of Rome, especially his - mother, may prevail with him. But I say there is no hope in't; - our throats are sentenc'd, and stay upon execution. - SICINIUS. Is't possible that so short a time can alter the - condition of a man? - MENENIUS. There is differency between a grub and a butterfly; yet - your butterfly was a grub. This Marcius is grown from man to - dragon; he has wings, he's more than a creeping thing. - SICINIUS. He lov'd his mother dearly. - MENENIUS. So did he me; and he no more remembers his mother now - than an eight-year-old horse. The tartness of his face sours ripe - grapes; when he walks, he moves like an engine and the ground - shrinks before his treading. He is able to pierce a corslet with - his eye, talks like a knell, and his hum is a battery. He sits in - his state as a thing made for Alexander. What he bids be done is - finish'd with his bidding. He wants nothing of a god but - eternity, and a heaven to throne in. - SICINIUS. Yes- mercy, if you report him truly. - MENENIUS. I paint him in the character. Mark what mercy his mother - shall bring from him. There is no more mercy in him than there is - milk in a male tiger; that shall our poor city find. And all this - is 'long of you. - SICINIUS. The gods be good unto us! - MENENIUS. No, in such a case the gods will not be good unto us. - When we banish'd him we respected not them; and, he returning to - break our necks, they respect not us. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. Sir, if you'd save your life, fly to your house. - The plebeians have got your fellow tribune - And hale him up and down; all swearing if - The Roman ladies bring not comfort home - They'll give him death by inches. - - Enter another MESSENGER - - SICINIUS. What's the news? - SECOND MESSENGER. Good news, good news! The ladies have prevail'd, - The Volscians are dislodg'd, and Marcius gone. - A merrier day did never yet greet Rome, - No, not th' expulsion of the Tarquins. - SICINIUS. Friend, - Art thou certain this is true? Is't most certain? - SECOND MESSENGER. As certain as I know the sun is fire. - Where have you lurk'd, that you make doubt of it? - Ne'er through an arch so hurried the blown tide - As the recomforted through th' gates. Why, hark you! - [Trumpets, hautboys, drums beat, all together] - The trumpets, sackbuts, psalteries, and fifes, - Tabors and cymbals, and the shouting Romans, - Make the sun dance. Hark you! [A shout within] - MENENIUS. This is good news. - I will go meet the ladies. This Volumnia - Is worth of consuls, senators, patricians, - A city full; of tribunes such as you, - A sea and land full. You have pray'd well to-day: - This morning for ten thousand of your throats - I'd not have given a doit. Hark, how they joy! - [Sound still with the shouts] - SICINIUS. First, the gods bless you for your tidings; next, - Accept my thankfulness. - SECOND MESSENGER. Sir, we have all - Great cause to give great thanks. - SICINIUS. They are near the city? - MESSENGER. Almost at point to enter. - SICINIUS. We'll meet them, - And help the joy. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -Rome. A street near the gate - -Enter two SENATORS With VOLUMNIA, VIRGILIA, VALERIA, passing over the stage, -'With other LORDS - - FIRST SENATOR. Behold our patroness, the life of Rome! - Call all your tribes together, praise the gods, - And make triumphant fires; strew flowers before them. - Unshout the noise that banish'd Marcius, - Repeal him with the welcome of his mother; - ALL. Welcome, ladies, welcome! - [A flourish with drums and trumpets. Exeunt] - - - - -SCENE VI. -Corioli. A public place - -Enter TULLUS AUFIDIUS with attendents - - AUFIDIUS. Go tell the lords o' th' city I am here; - Deliver them this paper' having read it, - Bid them repair to th' market-place, where I, - Even in theirs and in the commons' ears, - Will vouch the truth of it. Him I accuse - The city ports by this hath enter'd and - Intends t' appear before the people, hoping - To purge himself with words. Dispatch. - Exeunt attendants - - Enter three or four CONSPIRATORS of AUFIDIUS' faction - - Most welcome! - FIRST CONSPIRATOR. How is it with our general? - AUFIDIUS. Even so - As with a man by his own alms empoison'd, - And with his charity slain. - SECOND CONSPIRATOR. Most noble sir, - If you do hold the same intent wherein - You wish'd us parties, we'll deliver you - Of your great danger. - AUFIDIUS. Sir, I cannot tell; - We must proceed as we do find the people. - THIRD CONSPIRATOR. The people will remain uncertain whilst - 'Twixt you there's difference; but the fall of either - Makes the survivor heir of all. - AUFIDIUS. I know it; - And my pretext to strike at him admits - A good construction. I rais'd him, and I pawn'd - Mine honour for his truth; who being so heighten'd, - He watered his new plants with dews of flattery, - Seducing so my friends; and to this end - He bow'd his nature, never known before - But to be rough, unswayable, and free. - THIRD CONSPIRATOR. Sir, his stoutness - When he did stand for consul, which he lost - By lack of stooping- - AUFIDIUS. That I would have spoken of. - Being banish'd for't, he came unto my hearth, - Presented to my knife his throat. I took him; - Made him joint-servant with me; gave him way - In all his own desires; nay, let him choose - Out of my files, his projects to accomplish, - My best and freshest men; serv'd his designments - In mine own person; holp to reap the fame - Which he did end all his, and took some pride - To do myself this wrong. Till, at the last, - I seem'd his follower, not partner; and - He wag'd me with his countenance as if - I had been mercenary. - FIRST CONSPIRATOR. So he did, my lord. - The army marvell'd at it; and, in the last, - When he had carried Rome and that we look'd - For no less spoil than glory- - AUFIDIUS. There was it; - For which my sinews shall be stretch'd upon him. - At a few drops of women's rheum, which are - As cheap as lies, he sold the blood and labour - Of our great action; therefore shall he die, - And I'll renew me in his fall. But, hark! - [Drums and - trumpets sound, with great shouts of the people] - FIRST CONSPIRATOR. Your native town you enter'd like a post, - And had no welcomes home; but he returns - Splitting the air with noise. - SECOND CONSPIRATOR. And patient fools, - Whose children he hath slain, their base throats tear - With giving him glory. - THIRD CONSPIRATOR. Therefore, at your vantage, - Ere he express himself or move the people - With what he would say, let him feel your sword, - Which we will second. When he lies along, - After your way his tale pronounc'd shall bury - His reasons with his body. - AUFIDIUS. Say no more: - Here come the lords. - - Enter the LORDS of the city - - LORDS. You are most welcome home. - AUFIDIUS. I have not deserv'd it. - But, worthy lords, have you with heed perused - What I have written to you? - LORDS. We have. - FIRST LORD. And grieve to hear't. - What faults he made before the last, I think - Might have found easy fines; but there to end - Where he was to begin, and give away - The benefit of our levies, answering us - With our own charge, making a treaty where - There was a yielding- this admits no excuse. - AUFIDIUS. He approaches; you shall hear him. - - Enter CORIOLANUS, marching with drum and colours; - the commoners being with him - - CORIOLANUS. Hail, lords! I am return'd your soldier; - No more infected with my country's love - Than when I parted hence, but still subsisting - Under your great command. You are to know - That prosperously I have attempted, and - With bloody passage led your wars even to - The gates of Rome. Our spoils we have brought home - Doth more than counterpoise a full third part - The charges of the action. We have made peace - With no less honour to the Antiates - Than shame to th' Romans; and we here deliver, - Subscrib'd by th' consuls and patricians, - Together with the seal o' th' Senate, what - We have compounded on. - AUFIDIUS. Read it not, noble lords; - But tell the traitor in the highest degree - He hath abus'd your powers. - CORIOLANUS. Traitor! How now? - AUFIDIUS. Ay, traitor, Marcius. - CORIOLANUS. Marcius! - AUFIDIUS. Ay, Marcius, Caius Marcius! Dost thou think - I'll grace thee with that robbery, thy stol'n name - Coriolanus, in Corioli? - You lords and heads o' th' state, perfidiously - He has betray'd your business and given up, - For certain drops of salt, your city Rome- - I say your city- to his wife and mother; - Breaking his oath and resolution like - A twist of rotten silk; never admitting - Counsel o' th' war; but at his nurse's tears - He whin'd and roar'd away your victory, - That pages blush'd at him, and men of heart - Look'd wond'ring each at others. - CORIOLANUS. Hear'st thou, Mars? - AUFIDIUS. Name not the god, thou boy of tears- - CORIOLANUS. Ha! - AUFIDIUS. -no more. - CORIOLANUS. Measureless liar, thou hast made my heart - Too great for what contains it. 'Boy'! O slave! - Pardon me, lords, 'tis the first time that ever - I was forc'd to scold. Your judgments, my grave lords, - Must give this cur the lie; and his own notion- - Who wears my stripes impress'd upon him, that - Must bear my beating to his grave- shall join - To thrust the lie unto him. - FIRST LORD. Peace, both, and hear me speak. - CORIOLANUS. Cut me to pieces, Volsces; men and lads, - Stain all your edges on me. 'Boy'! False hound! - If you have writ your annals true, 'tis there - That, like an eagle in a dove-cote, I - Flutter'd your Volscians in Corioli. - Alone I did it. 'Boy'! - AUFIDIUS. Why, noble lords, - Will you be put in mind of his blind fortune, - Which was your shame, by this unholy braggart, - Fore your own eyes and ears? - CONSPIRATORS. Let him die for't. - ALL THE PEOPLE. Tear him to pieces. Do it presently. He kill'd my - son. My daughter. He kill'd my cousin Marcus. He kill'd my - father. - SECOND LORD. Peace, ho! No outrage- peace! - The man is noble, and his fame folds in - This orb o' th' earth. His last offences to us - Shall have judicious hearing. Stand, Aufidius, - And trouble not the peace. - CORIOLANUS. O that I had him, - With six Aufidiuses, or more- his tribe, - To use my lawful sword! - AUFIDIUS. Insolent villain! - CONSPIRATORS. Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill him! - [The CONSPIRATORS draw and kill CORIOLANUS,who falls. - AUFIDIUS stands on him] - LORDS. Hold, hold, hold, hold! - AUFIDIUS. My noble masters, hear me speak. - FIRST LORD. O Tullus! - SECOND LORD. Thou hast done a deed whereat valour will weep. - THIRD LORD. Tread not upon him. Masters all, be quiet; - Put up your swords. - AUFIDIUS. My lords, when you shall know- as in this rage, - Provok'd by him, you cannot- the great danger - Which this man's life did owe you, you'll rejoice - That he is thus cut off. Please it your honours - To call me to your Senate, I'll deliver - Myself your loyal servant, or endure - Your heaviest censure. - FIRST LORD. Bear from hence his body, - And mourn you for him. Let him be regarded - As the most noble corse that ever herald - Did follow to his um. - SECOND LORD. His own impatience - Takes from Aufidius a great part of blame. - Let's make the best of it. - AUFIDIUS. My rage is gone, - And I am struck with sorrow. Take him up. - Help, three o' th' chiefest soldiers; I'll be one. - Beat thou the drum, that it speak mournfully; - Trail your steel pikes. Though in this city he - Hath widowed and unchilded many a one, - Which to this hour bewail the injury, - Yet he shall have a noble memory. - Assist. Exeunt, bearing the body of CORIOLANUS - [A dead march sounded] - - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1609 - -CYMBELINE - -by William Shakespeare - - - -Dramatis Personae - - CYMBELINE, King of Britain - CLOTEN, son to the Queen by a former husband - POSTHUMUS LEONATUS, a gentleman, husband to Imogen - BELARIUS, a banished lord, disguised under the name of Morgan - - GUIDERIUS and ARVIRAGUS, sons to Cymbeline, disguised under the - names of POLYDORE and CADWAL, supposed sons to Belarius - PHILARIO, Italian, friend to Posthumus - IACHIMO, Italian, friend to Philario - A FRENCH GENTLEMAN, friend to Philario - CAIUS LUCIUS, General of the Roman Forces - A ROMAN CAPTAIN - TWO BRITISH CAPTAINS - PISANIO, servant to Posthumus - CORNELIUS, a physician - TWO LORDS of Cymbeline's court - TWO GENTLEMEN of the same - TWO GAOLERS - - QUEEN, wife to Cymbeline - IMOGEN, daughter to Cymbeline by a former queen - HELEN, a lady attending on Imogen - - APPARITIONS - - Lords, Ladies, Roman Senators, Tribunes, a Soothsayer, a - Dutch Gentleman, a Spanish Gentleman, Musicians, Officers, - Captains, Soldiers, Messengers, and Attendants - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - -SCENE: -Britain; Italy - - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -Britain. The garden of CYMBELINE'S palace - - FIRST GENTLEMAN. You do not meet a man but frowns; our bloods - No more obey the heavens than our courtiers - Still seem as does the King's. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. But what's the matter? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. His daughter, and the heir of's kingdom, whom - He purpos'd to his wife's sole son- a widow - That late he married- hath referr'd herself - Unto a poor but worthy gentleman. She's wedded; - Her husband banish'd; she imprison'd. All - Is outward sorrow, though I think the King - Be touch'd at very heart. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. None but the King? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. He that hath lost her too. So is the Queen, - That most desir'd the match. But not a courtier, - Although they wear their faces to the bent - Of the King's looks, hath a heart that is not - Glad at the thing they scowl at. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. And why so? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. He that hath miss'd the Princess is a thing - Too bad for bad report; and he that hath her- - I mean that married her, alack, good man! - And therefore banish'd- is a creature such - As, to seek through the regions of the earth - For one his like, there would be something failing - In him that should compare. I do not think - So fair an outward and such stuff within - Endows a man but he. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. You speak him far. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. I do extend him, sir, within himself; - Crush him together rather than unfold - His measure duly. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. What's his name and birth? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. I cannot delve him to the root; his father - Was call'd Sicilius, who did join his honour - Against the Romans with Cassibelan, - But had his titles by Tenantius, whom - He serv'd with glory and admir'd success, - So gain'd the sur-addition Leonatus; - And had, besides this gentleman in question, - Two other sons, who, in the wars o' th' time, - Died with their swords in hand; for which their father, - Then old and fond of issue, took such sorrow - That he quit being; and his gentle lady, - Big of this gentleman, our theme, deceas'd - As he was born. The King he takes the babe - To his protection, calls him Posthumus Leonatus, - Breeds him and makes him of his bed-chamber, - Puts to him all the learnings that his time - Could make him the receiver of; which he took, - As we do air, fast as 'twas minist'red, - And in's spring became a harvest, liv'd in court- - Which rare it is to do- most prais'd, most lov'd, - A sample to the youngest; to th' more mature - A glass that feated them; and to the graver - A child that guided dotards. To his mistress, - For whom he now is banish'd- her own price - Proclaims how she esteem'd him and his virtue; - By her election may be truly read - What kind of man he is. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. I honour him - Even out of your report. But pray you tell me, - Is she sole child to th' King? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. His only child. - He had two sons- if this be worth your hearing, - Mark it- the eldest of them at three years old, - I' th' swathing clothes the other, from their nursery - Were stol'n; and to this hour no guess in knowledge - Which way they went. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. How long is this ago? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Some twenty years. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. That a king's children should be so convey'd, - So slackly guarded, and the search so slow - That could not trace them! - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Howsoe'er 'tis strange, - Or that the negligence may well be laugh'd at, - Yet is it true, sir. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. I do well believe you. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. We must forbear; here comes the gentleman, - The Queen, and Princess. Exeunt - - Enter the QUEEN, POSTHUMUS, and IMOGEN - - QUEEN. No, be assur'd you shall not find me, daughter, - After the slander of most stepmothers, - Evil-ey'd unto you. You're my prisoner, but - Your gaoler shall deliver you the keys - That lock up your restraint. For you, Posthumus, - So soon as I can win th' offended King, - I will be known your advocate. Marry, yet - The fire of rage is in him, and 'twere good - You lean'd unto his sentence with what patience - Your wisdom may inform you. - POSTHUMUS. Please your Highness, - I will from hence to-day. - QUEEN. You know the peril. - I'll fetch a turn about the garden, pitying - The pangs of barr'd affections, though the King - Hath charg'd you should not speak together. Exit - IMOGEN. O dissembling courtesy! How fine this tyrant - Can tickle where she wounds! My dearest husband, - I something fear my father's wrath, but nothing- - Always reserv'd my holy duty- what - His rage can do on me. You must be gone; - And I shall here abide the hourly shot - Of angry eyes, not comforted to live - But that there is this jewel in the world - That I may see again. - POSTHUMUS. My queen! my mistress! - O lady, weep no more, lest I give cause - To be suspected of more tenderness - Than doth become a man. I will remain - The loyal'st husband that did e'er plight troth; - My residence in Rome at one Philario's, - Who to my father was a friend, to me - Known but by letter; thither write, my queen, - And with mine eyes I'll drink the words you send, - Though ink be made of gall. - - Re-enter QUEEN - - QUEEN. Be brief, I pray you. - If the King come, I shall incur I know not - How much of his displeasure. [Aside] Yet I'll move him - To walk this way. I never do him wrong - But he does buy my injuries, to be friends; - Pays dear for my offences. Exit - POSTHUMUS. Should we be taking leave - As long a term as yet we have to live, - The loathness to depart would grow. Adieu! - IMOGEN. Nay, stay a little. - Were you but riding forth to air yourself, - Such parting were too petty. Look here, love: - This diamond was my mother's; take it, heart; - But keep it till you woo another wife, - When Imogen is dead. - POSTHUMUS. How, how? Another? - You gentle gods, give me but this I have, - And sear up my embracements from a next - With bonds of death! Remain, remain thou here - [Puts on the ring] - While sense can keep it on. And, sweetest, fairest, - As I my poor self did exchange for you, - To your so infinite loss, so in our trifles - I still win of you. For my sake wear this; - It is a manacle of love; I'll place it - Upon this fairest prisoner. [Puts a bracelet on her arm] - IMOGEN. O the gods! - When shall we see again? - - Enter CYMBELINE and LORDS - - POSTHUMUS. Alack, the King! - CYMBELINE. Thou basest thing, avoid; hence from my sight - If after this command thou fraught the court - With thy unworthiness, thou diest. Away! - Thou'rt poison to my blood. - POSTHUMUS. The gods protect you, - And bless the good remainders of the court! - I am gone. Exit - IMOGEN. There cannot be a pinch in death - More sharp than this is. - CYMBELINE. O disloyal thing, - That shouldst repair my youth, thou heap'st - A year's age on me! - IMOGEN. I beseech you, sir, - Harm not yourself with your vexation. - I am senseless of your wrath; a touch more rare - Subdues all pangs, all fears. - CYMBELINE. Past grace? obedience? - IMOGEN. Past hope, and in despair; that way past grace. - CYMBELINE. That mightst have had the sole son of my queen! - IMOGEN. O blessed that I might not! I chose an eagle, - And did avoid a puttock. - CYMBELINE. Thou took'st a beggar, wouldst have made my throne - A seat for baseness. - IMOGEN. No; I rather added - A lustre to it. - CYMBELINE. O thou vile one! - IMOGEN. Sir, - It is your fault that I have lov'd Posthumus. - You bred him as my playfellow, and he is - A man worth any woman; overbuys me - Almost the sum he pays. - CYMBELINE. What, art thou mad? - IMOGEN. Almost, sir. Heaven restore me! Would I were - A neat-herd's daughter, and my Leonatus - Our neighbour shepherd's son! - - Re-enter QUEEN - - CYMBELINE. Thou foolish thing! - [To the QUEEN] They were again together. You have done - Not after our command. Away with her, - And pen her up. - QUEEN. Beseech your patience.- Peace, - Dear lady daughter, peace!- Sweet sovereign, - Leave us to ourselves, and make yourself some comfort - Out of your best advice. - CYMBELINE. Nay, let her languish - A drop of blood a day and, being aged, - Die of this folly. Exit, with LORDS - - Enter PISANIO - - QUEEN. Fie! you must give way. - Here is your servant. How now, sir! What news? - PISANIO. My lord your son drew on my master. - QUEEN. Ha! - No harm, I trust, is done? - PISANIO. There might have been, - But that my master rather play'd than fought, - And had no help of anger; they were parted - By gentlemen at hand. - QUEEN. I am very glad on't. - IMOGEN. Your son's my father's friend; he takes his part - To draw upon an exile! O brave sir! - I would they were in Afric both together; - Myself by with a needle, that I might prick - The goer-back. Why came you from your master? - PISANIO. On his command. He would not suffer me - To bring him to the haven; left these notes - Of what commands I should be subject to, - When't pleas'd you to employ me. - QUEEN. This hath been - Your faithful servant. I dare lay mine honour - He will remain so. - PISANIO. I humbly thank your Highness. - QUEEN. Pray walk awhile. - IMOGEN. About some half-hour hence, - Pray you speak with me. You shall at least - Go see my lord aboard. For this time leave me. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Britain. A public place - -Enter CLOTEN and two LORDS - - FIRST LORD. Sir, I would advise you to shift a shirt; the violence - of action hath made you reek as a sacrifice. Where air comes out, - air comes in; there's none abroad so wholesome as that you vent. - CLOTEN. If my shirt were bloody, then to shift it. Have I hurt him? - SECOND LORD. [Aside] No, faith; not so much as his patience. - FIRST LORD. Hurt him! His body's a passable carcass if he be not - hurt. It is a throughfare for steel if it be not hurt. - SECOND LORD. [Aside] His steel was in debt; it went o' th' back - side the town. - CLOTEN. The villain would not stand me. - SECOND LORD. [Aside] No; but he fled forward still, toward your - face. - FIRST LORD. Stand you? You have land enough of your own; but he - added to your having, gave you some ground. - SECOND LORD. [Aside] As many inches as you have oceans. - Puppies! - CLOTEN. I would they had not come between us. - SECOND LORD. [Aside] So would I, till you had measur'd how long a - fool you were upon the ground. - CLOTEN. And that she should love this fellow, and refuse me! - SECOND LORD. [Aside] If it be a sin to make a true election, she is - damn'd. - FIRST LORD. Sir, as I told you always, her beauty and her brain go - not together; she's a good sign, but I have seen small reflection - of her wit. - SECOND LORD. [Aside] She shines not upon fools, lest the reflection - should hurt her. - CLOTEN. Come, I'll to my chamber. Would there had been some hurt - done! - SECOND LORD. [Aside] I wish not so; unless it had been the fall of - an ass, which is no great hurt. - CLOTEN. You'll go with us? - FIRST LORD. I'll attend your lordship. - CLOTEN. Nay, come, let's go together. - SECOND LORD. Well, my lord. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Britain. CYMBELINE'S palace - -Enter IMOGEN and PISANIO - - IMOGEN. I would thou grew'st unto the shores o' th' haven, - And questioned'st every sail; if he should write, - And I not have it, 'twere a paper lost, - As offer'd mercy is. What was the last - That he spake to thee? - PISANIO. It was: his queen, his queen! - IMOGEN. Then wav'd his handkerchief? - PISANIO. And kiss'd it, madam. - IMOGEN. Senseless linen, happier therein than I! - And that was all? - PISANIO. No, madam; for so long - As he could make me with his eye, or care - Distinguish him from others, he did keep - The deck, with glove, or hat, or handkerchief, - Still waving, as the fits and stirs of's mind - Could best express how slow his soul sail'd on, - How swift his ship. - IMOGEN. Thou shouldst have made him - As little as a crow, or less, ere left - To after-eye him. - PISANIO. Madam, so I did. - IMOGEN. I would have broke mine eyestrings, crack'd them but - To look upon him, till the diminution - Of space had pointed him sharp as my needle; - Nay, followed him till he had melted from - The smallness of a gnat to air, and then - Have turn'd mine eye and wept. But, good Pisanio, - When shall we hear from him? - PISANIO. Be assur'd, madam, - With his next vantage. - IMOGEN. I did not take my leave of him, but had - Most pretty things to say. Ere I could tell him - How I would think on him at certain hours - Such thoughts and such; or I could make him swear - The shes of Italy should not betray - Mine interest and his honour; or have charg'd him, - At the sixth hour of morn, at noon, at midnight, - T' encounter me with orisons, for then - I am in heaven for him; or ere I could - Give him that parting kiss which I had set - Betwixt two charming words, comes in my father, - And like the tyrannous breathing of the north - Shakes all our buds from growing. - - Enter a LADY - - LADY. The Queen, madam, - Desires your Highness' company. - IMOGEN. Those things I bid you do, get them dispatch'd. - I will attend the Queen. - PISANIO. Madam, I shall. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -Rome. PHILARIO'S house - -Enter PHILARIO, IACHIMO, a FRENCHMAN, a DUTCHMAN, and a SPANIARD - - IACHIMO. Believe it, sir, I have seen him in Britain. He was then - of a crescent note, expected to prove so worthy as since he hath - been allowed the name of. But I could then have look'd on him - without the help of admiration, though the catalogue of his - endowments had been tabled by his side, and I to peruse him by - items. - PHILARIO. You speak of him when he was less furnish'd than now he - is with that which makes him both without and within. - FRENCHMAN. I have seen him in France; we had very many there could - behold the sun with as firm eyes as he. - IACHIMO. This matter of marrying his king's daughter, wherein he - must be weighed rather by her value than his own, words him, I - doubt not, a great deal from the matter. - FRENCHMAN. And then his banishment. - IACHIMO. Ay, and the approbation of those that weep this lamentable - divorce under her colours are wonderfully to extend him, be it - but to fortify her judgment, which else an easy battery might lay - flat, for taking a beggar, without less quality. But how comes it - he is to sojourn with you? How creeps acquaintance? - PHILARIO. His father and I were soldiers together, to whom I have - been often bound for no less than my life. - - Enter POSTHUMUS - - Here comes the Briton. Let him be so entertained amongst you as - suits with gentlemen of your knowing to a stranger of his - quality. I beseech you all be better known to this gentleman, - whom I commend to you as a noble friend of mine. How worthy he is - I will leave to appear hereafter, rather than story him in his - own hearing. - FRENCHMAN. Sir, we have known together in Orleans. - POSTHUMUS. Since when I have been debtor to you for courtesies, - which I will be ever to pay and yet pay still. - FRENCHMAN. Sir, you o'errate my poor kindness. I was glad I did - atone my countryman and you; it had been pity you should have - been put together with so mortal a purpose as then each bore, - upon importance of so slight and trivial a nature. - POSTHUMUS. By your pardon, sir. I was then a young traveller; - rather shunn'd to go even with what I heard than in my every - action to be guided by others' experiences; but upon my mended - judgment- if I offend not to say it is mended- my quarrel was not - altogether slight. - FRENCHMAN. Faith, yes, to be put to the arbitrement of swords, and - by such two that would by all likelihood have confounded one the - other or have fall'n both. - IACHIMO. Can we, with manners, ask what was the difference? - FRENCHMAN. Safely, I think. 'Twas a contention in public, which - may, without contradiction, suffer the report. It was much like - an argument that fell out last night, where each of us fell in - praise of our country mistresses; this gentleman at that time - vouching- and upon warrant of bloody affirmation- his to be more - fair, virtuous, wise, chaste, constant, qualified, and less - attemptable, than any the rarest of our ladies in France. - IACHIMO. That lady is not now living, or this gentleman's opinion, - by this, worn out. - POSTHUMUS. She holds her virtue still, and I my mind. - IACHIMO. You must not so far prefer her fore ours of Italy. - POSTHUMUS. Being so far provok'd as I was in France, I would abate - her nothing, though I profess myself her adorer, not her friend. - IACHIMO. As fair and as good- a kind of hand-in-hand comparison- - had been something too fair and too good for any lady in Britain. - If she went before others I have seen as that diamond of yours - outlustres many I have beheld, I could not but believe she - excelled many; but I have not seen the most precious diamond that - is, nor you the lady. - POSTHUMUS. I prais'd her as I rated her. So do I my stone. - IACHIMO. What do you esteem it at? - POSTHUMUS. More than the world enjoys. - IACHIMO. Either your unparagon'd mistress is dead, or she's - outpriz'd by a trifle. - POSTHUMUS. You are mistaken: the one may be sold or given, if there - were wealth enough for the purchase or merit for the gift; the - other is not a thing for sale, and only the gift of the gods. - IACHIMO. Which the gods have given you? - POSTHUMUS. Which by their graces I will keep. - IACHIMO. You may wear her in title yours; but you know strange fowl - light upon neighbouring ponds. Your ring may be stol'n too. So - your brace of unprizable estimations, the one is but frail and - the other casual; a cunning thief, or a that-way-accomplish'd - courtier, would hazard the winning both of first and last. - POSTHUMUS. Your Italy contains none so accomplish'd a courtier to - convince the honour of my mistress, if in the holding or loss of - that you term her frail. I do nothing doubt you have store of - thieves; notwithstanding, I fear not my ring. - PHILARIO. Let us leave here, gentlemen. - POSTHUMUS. Sir, with all my heart. This worthy signior, I thank - him, makes no stranger of me; we are familiar at first. - IACHIMO. With five times so much conversation I should get ground - of your fair mistress; make her go back even to the yielding, had - I admittance and opportunity to friend. - POSTHUMUS. No, no. - IACHIMO. I dare thereupon pawn the moiety of my estate to your - ring, which, in my opinion, o'ervalues it something. But I make - my wager rather against your confidence than her reputation; and, - to bar your offence herein too, I durst attempt it against any - lady in the world. - POSTHUMUS. You are a great deal abus'd in too bold a persuasion, - and I doubt not you sustain what y'are worthy of by your attempt. - IACHIMO. What's that? - POSTHUMUS. A repulse; though your attempt, as you call it, deserve - more- a punishment too. - PHILARIO. Gentlemen, enough of this. It came in too suddenly; let - it die as it was born, and I pray you be better acquainted. - IACHIMO. Would I had put my estate and my neighbour's on th' - approbation of what I have spoke! - POSTHUMUS. What lady would you choose to assail? - IACHIMO. Yours, whom in constancy you think stands so safe. I will - lay you ten thousand ducats to your ring that, commend me to the - court where your lady is, with no more advantage than the - opportunity of a second conference, and I will bring from thence - that honour of hers which you imagine so reserv'd. - POSTHUMUS. I will wage against your gold, gold to it. My ring I - hold dear as my finger; 'tis part of it. - IACHIMO. You are a friend, and therein the wiser. If you buy - ladies' flesh at a million a dram, you cannot preserve it from - tainting. But I see you have some religion in you, that you fear. - POSTHUMUS. This is but a custom in your tongue; you bear a graver - purpose, I hope. - IACHIMO. I am the master of my speeches, and would undergo what's - spoken, I swear. - POSTHUMUS. Will you? I Shall but lend my diamond till your return. - Let there be covenants drawn between's. My mistress exceeds in - goodness the hugeness of your unworthy thinking. I dare you to - this match: here's my ring. - PHILARIO. I will have it no lay. - IACHIMO. By the gods, it is one. If I bring you no sufficient - testimony that I have enjoy'd the dearest bodily part of your - mistress, my ten thousand ducats are yours; so is your diamond - too. If I come off, and leave her in such honour as you have - trust in, she your jewel, this your jewel, and my gold are yours- - provided I have your commendation for my more free entertainment. - POSTHUMUS. I embrace these conditions; let us have articles betwixt - us. Only, thus far you shall answer: if you make your voyage upon - her, and give me directly to understand you have prevail'd, I am - no further your enemy- she is not worth our debate; if she remain - unseduc'd, you not making it appear otherwise, for your ill - opinion and th' assault you have made to her chastity you shall - answer me with your sword. - IACHIMO. Your hand- a covenant! We will have these things set down - by lawful counsel, and straight away for Britain, lest the - bargain should catch cold and starve. I will fetch my gold and - have our two wagers recorded. - POSTHUMUS. Agreed. Exeunt POSTHUMUS and IACHIMO - FRENCHMAN. Will this hold, think you? - PHILARIO. Signior Iachimo will not from it. Pray let us follow 'em. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -Britain. CYMBELINE'S palace - -Enter QUEEN, LADIES, and CORNELIUS - - QUEEN. Whiles yet the dew's on ground, gather those flowers; - Make haste; who has the note of them? - LADY. I, madam. - QUEEN. Dispatch. Exeunt LADIES - Now, Master Doctor, have you brought those drugs? - CORNELIUS. Pleaseth your Highness, ay. Here they are, madam. - [Presenting a box] - But I beseech your Grace, without offence- - My conscience bids me ask- wherefore you have - Commanded of me these most poisonous compounds - Which are the movers of a languishing death, - But, though slow, deadly? - QUEEN. I wonder, Doctor, - Thou ask'st me such a question. Have I not been - Thy pupil long? Hast thou not learn'd me how - To make perfumes? distil? preserve? yea, so - That our great king himself doth woo me oft - For my confections? Having thus far proceeded- - Unless thou think'st me devilish- is't not meet - That I did amplify my judgment in - Other conclusions? I will try the forces - Of these thy compounds on such creatures as - We count not worth the hanging- but none human- - To try the vigour of them, and apply - Allayments to their act, and by them gather - Their several virtues and effects. - CORNELIUS. Your Highness - Shall from this practice but make hard your heart; - Besides, the seeing these effects will be - Both noisome and infectious. - QUEEN. O, content thee. - - Enter PISANIO - - [Aside] Here comes a flattering rascal; upon him - Will I first work. He's for his master, - An enemy to my son.- How now, Pisanio! - Doctor, your service for this time is ended; - Take your own way. - CORNELIUS. [Aside] I do suspect you, madam; - But you shall do no harm. - QUEEN. [To PISANIO] Hark thee, a word. - CORNELIUS. [Aside] I do not like her. She doth think she has - Strange ling'ring poisons. I do know her spirit, - And will not trust one of her malice with - A drug of such damn'd nature. Those she has - Will stupefy and dull the sense awhile, - Which first perchance she'll prove on cats and dogs, - Then afterward up higher; but there is - No danger in what show of death it makes, - More than the locking up the spirits a time, - To be more fresh, reviving. She is fool'd - With a most false effect; and I the truer - So to be false with her. - QUEEN. No further service, Doctor, - Until I send for thee. - CORNELIUS. I humbly take my leave. Exit - QUEEN. Weeps she still, say'st thou? Dost thou think in time - She will not quench, and let instructions enter - Where folly now possesses? Do thou work. - When thou shalt bring me word she loves my son, - I'll tell thee on the instant thou art then - As great as is thy master; greater, for - His fortunes all lie speechless, and his name - Is at last gasp. Return he cannot, nor - Continue where he is. To shift his being - Is to exchange one misery with another, - And every day that comes comes comes to - A day's work in him. What shalt thou expect - To be depender on a thing that leans, - Who cannot be new built, nor has no friends - So much as but to prop him? - [The QUEEN drops the box. PISANIO takes it up] - Thou tak'st up - Thou know'st not what; but take it for thy labour. - It is a thing I made, which hath the King - Five times redeem'd from death. I do not know - What is more cordial. Nay, I prithee take it; - It is an earnest of a further good - That I mean to thee. Tell thy mistress how - The case stands with her; do't as from thyself. - Think what a chance thou changest on; but think - Thou hast thy mistress still; to boot, my son, - Who shall take notice of thee. I'll move the King - To any shape of thy preferment, such - As thou'lt desire; and then myself, I chiefly, - That set thee on to this desert, am bound - To load thy merit richly. Call my women. - Think on my words. Exit PISANIO - A sly and constant knave, - Not to be shak'd; the agent for his master, - And the remembrancer of her to hold - The hand-fast to her lord. I have given him that - Which, if he take, shall quite unpeople her - Of leigers for her sweet; and which she after, - Except she bend her humour, shall be assur'd - To taste of too. - - Re-enter PISANIO and LADIES - - So, so. Well done, well done. - The violets, cowslips, and the primroses, - Bear to my closet. Fare thee well, Pisanio; - Think on my words. Exeunt QUEEN and LADIES - PISANIO. And shall do. - But when to my good lord I prove untrue - I'll choke myself- there's all I'll do for you. Exit - - - - -SCENE VI. -Britain. The palace - -Enter IMOGEN alone - - IMOGEN. A father cruel and a step-dame false; - A foolish suitor to a wedded lady - That hath her husband banish'd. O, that husband! - My supreme crown of grief! and those repeated - Vexations of it! Had I been thief-stol'n, - As my two brothers, happy! but most miserable - Is the desire that's glorious. Blessed be those, - How mean soe'er, that have their honest wills, - Which seasons comfort. Who may this be? Fie! - - Enter PISANIO and IACHIMO - - PISANIO. Madam, a noble gentleman of Rome - Comes from my lord with letters. - IACHIMO. Change you, madam? - The worthy Leonatus is in safety, - And greets your Highness dearly. [Presents a letter] - IMOGEN. Thanks, good sir. - You're kindly welcome. - IACHIMO. [Aside] All of her that is out of door most rich! - If she be furnish'd with a mind so rare, - She is alone th' Arabian bird, and I - Have lost the wager. Boldness be my friend! - Arm me, audacity, from head to foot! - Or, like the Parthian, I shall flying fight; - Rather, directly fly. - IMOGEN. [Reads] 'He is one of the noblest note, to whose - kindnesses I am most infinitely tied. Reflect upon him - accordingly, as you value your trust. LEONATUS.' - - So far I read aloud; - But even the very middle of my heart - Is warm'd by th' rest and takes it thankfully. - You are as welcome, worthy sir, as I - Have words to bid you; and shall find it so - In all that I can do. - IACHIMO. Thanks, fairest lady. - What, are men mad? Hath nature given them eyes - To see this vaulted arch and the rich crop - Of sea and land, which can distinguish 'twixt - The fiery orbs above and the twinn'd stones - Upon the number'd beach, and can we not - Partition make with spectacles so precious - 'Twixt fair and foul? - IMOGEN. What makes your admiration? - IACHIMO. It cannot be i' th' eye, for apes and monkeys, - 'Twixt two such shes, would chatter this way and - Contemn with mows the other; nor i' th' judgment, - For idiots in this case of favour would - Be wisely definite; nor i' th' appetite; - Sluttery, to such neat excellence oppos'd, - Should make desire vomit emptiness, - Not so allur'd to feed. - IMOGEN. What is the matter, trow? - IACHIMO. The cloyed will- - That satiate yet unsatisfied desire, that tub - Both fill'd and running- ravening first the lamb, - Longs after for the garbage. - IMOGEN. What, dear sir, - Thus raps you? Are you well? - IACHIMO. Thanks, madam; well.- Beseech you, sir, - Desire my man's abode where I did leave him. - He's strange and peevish. - PISANIO. I was going, sir, - To give him welcome. Exit - IMOGEN. Continues well my lord? His health beseech you? - IACHIMO. Well, madam. - IMOGEN. Is he dispos'd to mirth? I hope he is. - IACHIMO. Exceeding pleasant; none a stranger there - So merry and so gamesome. He is call'd - The Britain reveller. - IMOGEN. When he was here - He did incline to sadness, and oft-times - Not knowing why. - IACHIMO. I never saw him sad. - There is a Frenchman his companion, one - An eminent monsieur that, it seems, much loves - A Gallian girl at home. He furnaces - The thick sighs from him; whiles the jolly Briton- - Your lord, I mean- laughs from's free lungs, cries 'O, - Can my sides hold, to think that man- who knows - By history, report, or his own proof, - What woman is, yea, what she cannot choose - But must be- will's free hours languish for - Assured bondage?' - IMOGEN. Will my lord say so? - IACHIMO. Ay, madam, with his eyes in flood with laughter. - It is a recreation to be by - And hear him mock the Frenchman. But heavens know - Some men are much to blame. - IMOGEN. Not he, I hope. - IACHIMO. Not he; but yet heaven's bounty towards him might - Be us'd more thankfully. In himself, 'tis much; - In you, which I account his, beyond all talents. - Whilst I am bound to wonder, I am bound - To pity too. - IMOGEN. What do you pity, sir? - IACHIMO. Two creatures heartily. - IMOGEN. Am I one, sir? - You look on me: what wreck discern you in me - Deserves your pity? - IACHIMO. Lamentable! What, - To hide me from the radiant sun and solace - I' th' dungeon by a snuff? - IMOGEN. I pray you, sir, - Deliver with more openness your answers - To my demands. Why do you pity me? - IACHIMO. That others do, - I was about to say, enjoy your- But - It is an office of the gods to venge it, - Not mine to speak on't. - IMOGEN. You do seem to know - Something of me, or what concerns me; pray you- - Since doubting things go ill often hurts more - Than to be sure they do; for certainties - Either are past remedies, or, timely knowing, - The remedy then born- discover to me - What both you spur and stop. - IACHIMO. Had I this cheek - To bathe my lips upon; this hand, whose touch, - Whose every touch, would force the feeler's soul - To th' oath of loyalty; this object, which - Takes prisoner the wild motion of mine eye, - Fixing it only here; should I, damn'd then, - Slaver with lips as common as the stairs - That mount the Capitol; join gripes with hands - Made hard with hourly falsehood- falsehood as - With labour; then by-peeping in an eye - Base and illustrious as the smoky light - That's fed with stinking tallow- it were fit - That all the plagues of hell should at one time - Encounter such revolt. - IMOGEN. My lord, I fear, - Has forgot Britain. - IACHIMO. And himself. Not I - Inclin'd to this intelligence pronounce - The beggary of his change; but 'tis your graces - That from my mutest conscience to my tongue - Charms this report out. - IMOGEN. Let me hear no more. - IACHIMO. O dearest soul, your cause doth strike my heart - With pity that doth make me sick! A lady - So fair, and fasten'd to an empery, - Would make the great'st king double, to be partner'd - With tomboys hir'd with that self exhibition - Which your own coffers yield! with diseas'd ventures - That play with all infirmities for gold - Which rottenness can lend nature! such boil'd stuff - As well might poison poison! Be reveng'd; - Or she that bore you was no queen, and you - Recoil from your great stock. - IMOGEN. Reveng'd? - How should I be reveng'd? If this be true- - As I have such a heart that both mine ears - Must not in haste abuse- if it be true, - How should I be reveng'd? - IACHIMO. Should he make me - Live like Diana's priest betwixt cold sheets, - Whiles he is vaulting variable ramps, - In your despite, upon your purse? Revenge it. - I dedicate myself to your sweet pleasure, - More noble than that runagate to your bed, - And will continue fast to your affection, - Still close as sure. - IMOGEN. What ho, Pisanio! - IACHIMO. Let me my service tender on your lips. - IMOGEN. Away! I do condemn mine ears that have - So long attended thee. If thou wert honourable, - Thou wouldst have told this tale for virtue, not - For such an end thou seek'st, as base as strange. - Thou wrong'st a gentleman who is as far - From thy report as thou from honour; and - Solicits here a lady that disdains - Thee and the devil alike.- What ho, Pisanio!- - The King my father shall be made acquainted - Of thy assault. If he shall think it fit - A saucy stranger in his court to mart - As in a Romish stew, and to expound - His beastly mind to us, he hath a court - He little cares for, and a daughter who - He not respects at all.- What ho, Pisanio! - IACHIMO. O happy Leonatus! I may say - The credit that thy lady hath of thee - Deserves thy trust, and thy most perfect goodness - Her assur'd credit. Blessed live you long, - A lady to the worthiest sir that ever - Country call'd his! and you his mistress, only - For the most worthiest fit! Give me your pardon. - I have spoke this to know if your affiance - Were deeply rooted, and shall make your lord - That which he is new o'er; and he is one - The truest manner'd, such a holy witch - That he enchants societies into him, - Half all men's hearts are his. - IMOGEN. You make amends. - IACHIMO. He sits 'mongst men like a descended god: - He hath a kind of honour sets him of - More than a mortal seeming. Be not angry, - Most mighty Princess, that I have adventur'd - To try your taking of a false report, which hath - Honour'd with confirmation your great judgment - In the election of a sir so rare, - Which you know cannot err. The love I bear him - Made me to fan you thus; but the gods made you, - Unlike all others, chaffless. Pray your pardon. - IMOGEN. All's well, sir; take my pow'r i' th' court for yours. - IACHIMO. My humble thanks. I had almost forgot - T' entreat your Grace but in a small request, - And yet of moment too, for it concerns - Your lord; myself and other noble friends - Are partners in the business. - IMOGEN. Pray what is't? - IACHIMO. Some dozen Romans of us, and your lord- - The best feather of our wing- have mingled sums - To buy a present for the Emperor; - Which I, the factor for the rest, have done - In France. 'Tis plate of rare device, and jewels - Of rich and exquisite form, their values great; - And I am something curious, being strange, - To have them in safe stowage. May it please you - To take them in protection? - IMOGEN. Willingly; - And pawn mine honour for their safety. Since - My lord hath interest in them, I will keep them - In my bedchamber. - IACHIMO. They are in a trunk, - Attended by my men. I will make bold - To send them to you only for this night; - I must aboard to-morrow. - IMOGEN. O, no, no. - IACHIMO. Yes, I beseech; or I shall short my word - By length'ning my return. From Gallia - I cross'd the seas on purpose and on promise - To see your Grace. - IMOGEN. I thank you for your pains. - But not away to-morrow! - IACHIMO. O, I must, madam. - Therefore I shall beseech you, if you please - To greet your lord with writing, do't to-night. - I have outstood my time, which is material - 'To th' tender of our present. - IMOGEN. I will write. - Send your trunk to me; it shall safe be kept - And truly yielded you. You're very welcome. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE I. -Britain. Before CYMBELINE'S palace - -Enter CLOTEN and the two LORDS - - CLOTEN. Was there ever man had such luck! When I kiss'd the jack, - upon an up-cast to be hit away! I had a hundred pound on't; and - then a whoreson jackanapes must take me up for swearing, as if I - borrowed mine oaths of him, and might not spend them at my - pleasure. - FIRST LORD. What got he by that? You have broke his pate with your - bowl. - SECOND LORD. [Aside] If his wit had been like him that broke it, it - would have run all out. - CLOTEN. When a gentleman is dispos'd to swear, it is not for any - standers-by to curtail his oaths. Ha? - SECOND LORD. No, my lord; [Aside] nor crop the ears of them. - CLOTEN. Whoreson dog! I give him satisfaction? Would he had been - one of my rank! - SECOND LORD. [Aside] To have smell'd like a fool. - CLOTEN. I am not vex'd more at anything in th' earth. A pox on't! I - had rather not be so noble as I am; they dare not fight with me, - because of the Queen my mother. Every jackslave hath his bellyful - of fighting, and I must go up and down like a cock that nobody - can match. - SECOND LORD. [Aside] You are cock and capon too; and you crow, - cock, with your comb on. - CLOTEN. Sayest thou? - SECOND LORD. It is not fit your lordship should undertake every - companion that you give offence to. - CLOTEN. No, I know that; but it is fit I should commit offence to - my inferiors. - SECOND LORD. Ay, it is fit for your lordship only. - CLOTEN. Why, so I say. - FIRST LORD. Did you hear of a stranger that's come to court - to-night? - CLOTEN. A stranger, and I not known on't? - SECOND LORD. [Aside] He's a strange fellow himself, and knows it - not. - FIRST LORD. There's an Italian come, and, 'tis thought, one of - Leonatus' friends. - CLOTEN. Leonatus? A banish'd rascal; and he's another, whatsoever - he be. Who told you of this stranger? - FIRST LORD. One of your lordship's pages. - CLOTEN. Is it fit I went to look upon him? Is there no derogation - in't? - SECOND LORD. You cannot derogate, my lord. - CLOTEN. Not easily, I think. - SECOND LORD. [Aside] You are a fool granted; therefore your issues, - being foolish, do not derogate. - CLOTEN. Come, I'll go see this Italian. What I have lost to-day at - bowls I'll win to-night of him. Come, go. - SECOND LORD. I'll attend your lordship. - Exeunt CLOTEN and FIRST LORD - That such a crafty devil as is his mother - Should yield the world this ass! A woman that - Bears all down with her brain; and this her son - Cannot take two from twenty, for his heart, - And leave eighteen. Alas, poor princess, - Thou divine Imogen, what thou endur'st, - Betwixt a father by thy step-dame govern'd, - A mother hourly coining plots, a wooer - More hateful than the foul expulsion is - Of thy dear husband, than that horrid act - Of the divorce he'd make! The heavens hold firm - The walls of thy dear honour, keep unshak'd - That temple, thy fair mind, that thou mayst stand - T' enjoy thy banish'd lord and this great land! Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -Britain. IMOGEN'S bedchamber in CYMBELINE'S palace; a trunk in one corner - -Enter IMOGEN in her bed, and a LADY attending - - IMOGEN. Who's there? My woman? Helen? - LADY. Please you, madam. - IMOGEN. What hour is it? - LADY. Almost midnight, madam. - IMOGEN. I have read three hours then. Mine eyes are weak; - Fold down the leaf where I have left. To bed. - Take not away the taper, leave it burning; - And if thou canst awake by four o' th' clock, - I prithee call me. Sleep hath seiz'd me wholly. Exit LADY - To your protection I commend me, gods. - From fairies and the tempters of the night - Guard me, beseech ye! - [Sleeps. IACHIMO comes from the trunk] - IACHIMO. The crickets sing, and man's o'er-labour'd sense - Repairs itself by rest. Our Tarquin thus - Did softly press the rushes ere he waken'd - The chastity he wounded. Cytherea, - How bravely thou becom'st thy bed! fresh lily, - And whiter than the sheets! That I might touch! - But kiss; one kiss! Rubies unparagon'd, - How dearly they do't! 'Tis her breathing that - Perfumes the chamber thus. The flame o' th' taper - Bows toward her and would under-peep her lids - To see th' enclosed lights, now canopied - Under these windows white and azure, lac'd - With blue of heaven's own tinct. But my design - To note the chamber. I will write all down: - Such and such pictures; there the window; such - Th' adornment of her bed; the arras, figures- - Why, such and such; and the contents o' th' story. - Ah, but some natural notes about her body - Above ten thousand meaner movables - Would testify, t' enrich mine inventory. - O sleep, thou ape of death, lie dull upon her! - And be her sense but as a monument, - Thus in a chapel lying! Come off, come off; - [Taking off her bracelet] - As slippery as the Gordian knot was hard! - 'Tis mine; and this will witness outwardly, - As strongly as the conscience does within, - To th' madding of her lord. On her left breast - A mole cinque-spotted, like the crimson drops - I' th' bottom of a cowslip. Here's a voucher - Stronger than ever law could make; this secret - Will force him think I have pick'd the lock and ta'en - The treasure of her honour. No more. To what end? - Why should I write this down that's riveted, - Screw'd to my memory? She hath been reading late - The tale of Tereus; here the leaf's turn'd down - Where Philomel gave up. I have enough. - To th' trunk again, and shut the spring of it. - Swift, swift, you dragons of the night, that dawning - May bare the raven's eye! I lodge in fear; - Though this a heavenly angel, hell is here. [Clock strikes] - One, two, three. Time, time! Exit into the trunk - - - - -SCENE III. -CYMBELINE'S palace. An ante-chamber adjoining IMOGEN'S apartments - -Enter CLOTEN and LORDS - - FIRST LORD. Your lordship is the most patient man in loss, the most - coldest that ever turn'd up ace. - CLOTEN. It would make any man cold to lose. - FIRST LORD. But not every man patient after the noble temper of - your lordship. You are most hot and furious when you win. - CLOTEN. Winning will put any man into courage. If I could get this - foolish Imogen, I should have gold enough. It's almost morning, - is't not? - FIRST LORD. Day, my lord. - CLOTEN. I would this music would come. I am advised to give her - music a mornings; they say it will penetrate. - - Enter musicians - - Come on, tune. If you can penetrate her with your fingering, so. - We'll try with tongue too. If none will do, let her remain; but - I'll never give o'er. First, a very excellent good-conceited - thing; after, a wonderful sweet air, with admirable rich words to - it- and then let her consider. - - SONG - - Hark, hark! the lark at heaven's gate sings, - And Phoebus 'gins arise, - His steeds to water at those springs - On chalic'd flow'rs that lies; - And winking Mary-buds begin - To ope their golden eyes. - With everything that pretty bin, - My lady sweet, arise; - Arise, arise! - - So, get you gone. If this penetrate, I will consider your music - the better; if it do not, it is a vice in her ears which - horsehairs and calves' guts, nor the voice of unpaved eunuch to - boot, can never amend. Exeunt musicians - - Enter CYMBELINE and QUEEN - - SECOND LORD. Here comes the King. - CLOTEN. I am glad I was up so late, for that's the reason I was up - so early. He cannot choose but take this service I have done - fatherly.- Good morrow to your Majesty and to my gracious mother. - CYMBELINE. Attend you here the door of our stern daughter? - Will she not forth? - CLOTEN. I have assail'd her with musics, but she vouchsafes no - notice. - CYMBELINE. The exile of her minion is too new; - She hath not yet forgot him; some more time - Must wear the print of his remembrance out, - And then she's yours. - QUEEN. You are most bound to th' King, - Who lets go by no vantages that may - Prefer you to his daughter. Frame yourself - To orderly soliciting, and be friended - With aptness of the season; make denials - Increase your services; so seem as if - You were inspir'd to do those duties which - You tender to her; that you in all obey her, - Save when command to your dismission tends, - And therein you are senseless. - CLOTEN. Senseless? Not so. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. So like you, sir, ambassadors from Rome; - The one is Caius Lucius. - CYMBELINE. A worthy fellow, - Albeit he comes on angry purpose now; - But that's no fault of his. We must receive him - According to the honour of his sender; - And towards himself, his goodness forespent on us, - We must extend our notice. Our dear son, - When you have given good morning to your mistress, - Attend the Queen and us; we shall have need - T' employ you towards this Roman. Come, our queen. - Exeunt all but CLOTEN - CLOTEN. If she be up, I'll speak with her; if not, - Let her lie still and dream. By your leave, ho! [Knocks] - I know her women are about her; what - If I do line one of their hands? 'Tis gold - Which buys admittance; oft it doth-yea, and makes - Diana's rangers false themselves, yield up - Their deer to th' stand o' th' stealer; and 'tis gold - Which makes the true man kill'd and saves the thief; - Nay, sometime hangs both thief and true man. What - Can it not do and undo? I will make - One of her women lawyer to me, for - I yet not understand the case myself. - By your leave. [Knocks] - - Enter a LADY - - LADY. Who's there that knocks? - CLOTEN. A gentleman. - LADY. No more? - CLOTEN. Yes, and a gentlewoman's son. - LADY. That's more - Than some whose tailors are as dear as yours - Can justly boast of. What's your lordship's pleasure? - CLOTEN. Your lady's person; is she ready? - LADY. Ay, - To keep her chamber. - CLOTEN. There is gold for you; sell me your good report. - LADY. How? My good name? or to report of you - What I shall think is good? The Princess! - - Enter IMOGEN - - CLOTEN. Good morrow, fairest sister. Your sweet hand. - Exit LADY - IMOGEN. Good morrow, sir. You lay out too much pains - For purchasing but trouble. The thanks I give - Is telling you that I am poor of thanks, - And scarce can spare them. - CLOTEN. Still I swear I love you. - IMOGEN. If you but said so, 'twere as deep with me. - If you swear still, your recompense is still - That I regard it not. - CLOTEN. This is no answer. - IMOGEN. But that you shall not say I yield, being silent, - I would not speak. I pray you spare me. Faith, - I shall unfold equal discourtesy - To your best kindness; one of your great knowing - Should learn, being taught, forbearance. - CLOTEN. To leave you in your madness 'twere my sin; - I will not. - IMOGEN. Fools are not mad folks. - CLOTEN. Do you call me fool? - IMOGEN. As I am mad, I do; - If you'll be patient, I'll no more be mad; - That cures us both. I am much sorry, sir, - You put me to forget a lady's manners - By being so verbal; and learn now, for all, - That I, which know my heart, do here pronounce, - By th' very truth of it, I care not for you, - And am so near the lack of charity - To accuse myself I hate you; which I had rather - You felt than make't my boast. - CLOTEN. You sin against - Obedience, which you owe your father. For - The contract you pretend with that base wretch, - One bred of alms and foster'd with cold dishes, - With scraps o' th' court- it is no contract, none. - And though it be allowed in meaner parties- - Yet who than he more mean?- to knit their souls- - On whom there is no more dependency - But brats and beggary- in self-figur'd knot, - Yet you are curb'd from that enlargement by - The consequence o' th' crown, and must not foil - The precious note of it with a base slave, - A hilding for a livery, a squire's cloth, - A pantler- not so eminent! - IMOGEN. Profane fellow! - Wert thou the son of Jupiter, and no more - But what thou art besides, thou wert too base - To be his groom. Thou wert dignified enough, - Even to the point of envy, if 'twere made - Comparative for your virtues to be styl'd - The under-hangman of his kingdom, and hated - For being preferr'd so well. - CLOTEN. The south fog rot him! - IMOGEN. He never can meet more mischance than come - To be but nam'd of thee. His mean'st garment - That ever hath but clipp'd his body is dearer - In my respect than all the hairs above thee, - Were they all made such men. How now, Pisanio! - - Enter PISANIO - - CLOTEN. 'His garments'! Now the devil- - IMOGEN. To Dorothy my woman hie thee presently. - CLOTEN. 'His garment'! - IMOGEN. I am sprited with a fool; - Frighted, and ang'red worse. Go bid my woman - Search for a jewel that too casually - Hath left mine arm. It was thy master's; shrew me, - If I would lose it for a revenue - Of any king's in Europe! I do think - I saw't this morning; confident I am - Last night 'twas on mine arm; I kiss'd it. - I hope it be not gone to tell my lord - That I kiss aught but he. - PISANIO. 'Twill not be lost. - IMOGEN. I hope so. Go and search. Exit PISANIO - CLOTEN. You have abus'd me. - 'His meanest garment'! - IMOGEN. Ay, I said so, sir. - If you will make 't an action, call witness to 't. - CLOTEN. I will inform your father. - IMOGEN. Your mother too. - She's my good lady and will conceive, I hope, - But the worst of me. So I leave you, sir, - To th' worst of discontent. Exit - CLOTEN. I'll be reveng'd. - 'His mean'st garment'! Well. Exit - - - - -SCENE IV. -Rome. PHILARIO'S house - -Enter POSTHUMUS and PHILARIO - - POSTHUMUS. Fear it not, sir; I would I were so sure - To win the King as I am bold her honour - Will remain hers. - PHILARIO. What means do you make to him? - POSTHUMUS. Not any; but abide the change of time, - Quake in the present winter's state, and wish - That warmer days would come. In these fear'd hopes - I barely gratify your love; they failing, - I must die much your debtor. - PHILARIO. Your very goodness and your company - O'erpays all I can do. By this your king - Hath heard of great Augustus. Caius Lucius - Will do's commission throughly; and I think - He'll grant the tribute, send th' arrearages, - Or look upon our Romans, whose remembrance - Is yet fresh in their grief. - POSTHUMUS. I do believe - Statist though I am none, nor like to be, - That this will prove a war; and you shall hear - The legions now in Gallia sooner landed - In our not-fearing Britain than have tidings - Of any penny tribute paid. Our countrymen - Are men more order'd than when Julius Caesar - Smil'd at their lack of skill, but found their courage - Worthy his frowning at. Their discipline, - Now mingled with their courages, will make known - To their approvers they are people such - That mend upon the world. - - Enter IACHIMO - - PHILARIO. See! Iachimo! - POSTHUMUS. The swiftest harts have posted you by land, - And winds of all the comers kiss'd your sails, - To make your vessel nimble. - PHILARIO. Welcome, sir. - POSTHUMUS. I hope the briefness of your answer made - The speediness of your return. - IACHIMO. Your lady - Is one of the fairest that I have look'd upon. - POSTHUMUS. And therewithal the best; or let her beauty - Look through a casement to allure false hearts, - And be false with them. - IACHIMO. Here are letters for you. - POSTHUMUS. Their tenour good, I trust. - IACHIMO. 'Tis very like. - PHILARIO. Was Caius Lucius in the Britain court - When you were there? - IACHIMO. He was expected then, - But not approach'd. - POSTHUMUS. All is well yet. - Sparkles this stone as it was wont, or is't not - Too dull for your good wearing? - IACHIMO. If I have lost it, - I should have lost the worth of it in gold. - I'll make a journey twice as far t' enjoy - A second night of such sweet shortness which - Was mine in Britain; for the ring is won. - POSTHUMUS. The stone's too hard to come by. - IACHIMO. Not a whit, - Your lady being so easy. - POSTHUMUS. Make not, sir, - Your loss your sport. I hope you know that we - Must not continue friends. - IACHIMO. Good sir, we must, - If you keep covenant. Had I not brought - The knowledge of your mistress home, I grant - We were to question farther; but I now - Profess myself the winner of her honour, - Together with your ring; and not the wronger - Of her or you, having proceeded but - By both your wills. - POSTHUMUS. If you can make't apparent - That you have tasted her in bed, my hand - And ring is yours. If not, the foul opinion - You had of her pure honour gains or loses - Your sword or mine, or masterless leaves both - To who shall find them. - IACHIMO. Sir, my circumstances, - Being so near the truth as I will make them, - Must first induce you to believe- whose strength - I will confirm with oath; which I doubt not - You'll give me leave to spare when you shall find - You need it not. - POSTHUMUS. Proceed. - IACHIMO. First, her bedchamber, - Where I confess I slept not, but profess - Had that was well worth watching-it was hang'd - With tapestry of silk and silver; the story, - Proud Cleopatra when she met her Roman - And Cydnus swell'd above the banks, or for - The press of boats or pride. A piece of work - So bravely done, so rich, that it did strive - In workmanship and value; which I wonder'd - Could be so rarely and exactly wrought, - Since the true life on't was- - POSTHUMUS. This is true; - And this you might have heard of here, by me - Or by some other. - IACHIMO. More particulars - Must justify my knowledge. - POSTHUMUS. So they must, - Or do your honour injury. - IACHIMO. The chimney - Is south the chamber, and the chimneypiece - Chaste Dian bathing. Never saw I figures - So likely to report themselves. The cutter - Was as another nature, dumb; outwent her, - Motion and breath left out. - POSTHUMUS. This is a thing - Which you might from relation likewise reap, - Being, as it is, much spoke of. - IACHIMO. The roof o' th' chamber - With golden cherubins is fretted; her andirons- - I had forgot them- were two winking Cupids - Of silver, each on one foot standing, nicely - Depending on their brands. - POSTHUMUS. This is her honour! - Let it be granted you have seen all this, and praise - Be given to your remembrance; the description - Of what is in her chamber nothing saves - The wager you have laid. - IACHIMO. Then, if you can, [Shows the bracelet] - Be pale. I beg but leave to air this jewel. See! - And now 'tis up again. It must be married - To that your diamond; I'll keep them. - POSTHUMUS. Jove! - Once more let me behold it. Is it that - Which I left with her? - IACHIMO. Sir- I thank her- that. - She stripp'd it from her arm; I see her yet; - Her pretty action did outsell her gift, - And yet enrich'd it too. She gave it me, and said - She priz'd it once. - POSTHUMUS. May be she pluck'd it of - To send it me. - IACHIMO. She writes so to you, doth she? - POSTHUMUS. O, no, no, no! 'tis true. Here, take this too; - [Gives the ring] - It is a basilisk unto mine eye, - Kills me to look on't. Let there be no honour - Where there is beauty; truth where semblance; love - Where there's another man. The vows of women - Of no more bondage be to where they are made - Than they are to their virtues, which is nothing. - O, above measure false! - PHILARIO. Have patience, sir, - And take your ring again; 'tis not yet won. - It may be probable she lost it, or - Who knows if one her women, being corrupted - Hath stol'n it from her? - POSTHUMUS. Very true; - And so I hope he came by't. Back my ring. - Render to me some corporal sign about her, - More evident than this; for this was stol'n. - IACHIMO. By Jupiter, I had it from her arm! - POSTHUMUS. Hark you, he swears; by Jupiter he swears. - 'Tis true- nay, keep the ring, 'tis true. I am sure - She would not lose it. Her attendants are - All sworn and honourable- they induc'd to steal it! - And by a stranger! No, he hath enjoy'd her. - The cognizance of her incontinency - Is this: she hath bought the name of whore thus dearly. - There, take thy hire; and all the fiends of hell - Divide themselves between you! - PHILARIO. Sir, be patient; - This is not strong enough to be believ'd - Of one persuaded well of. - POSTHUMUS. Never talk on't; - She hath been colted by him. - IACHIMO. If you seek - For further satisfying, under her breast- - Worthy the pressing- lies a mole, right proud - Of that most delicate lodging. By my life, - I kiss'd it; and it gave me present hunger - To feed again, though full. You do remember - This stain upon her? - POSTHUMUS. Ay, and it doth confirm - Another stain, as big as hell can hold, - Were there no more but it. - IACHIMO. Will you hear more? - POSTHUMUS. Spare your arithmetic; never count the turns. - Once, and a million! - IACHIMO. I'll be sworn- - POSTHUMUS. No swearing. - If you will swear you have not done't, you lie; - And I will kill thee if thou dost deny - Thou'st made me cuckold. - IACHIMO. I'll deny nothing. - POSTHUMUS. O that I had her here to tear her limb-meal! - I will go there and do't, i' th' court, before - Her father. I'll do something- Exit - PHILARIO. Quite besides - The government of patience! You have won. - Let's follow him and pervert the present wrath - He hath against himself. - IACHIMO. With all my heart. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -Rome. Another room in PHILARIO'S house - -Enter POSTHUMUS - - POSTHUMUS. Is there no way for men to be, but women - Must be half-workers? We are all bastards, - And that most venerable man which I - Did call my father was I know not where - When I was stamp'd. Some coiner with his tools - Made me a counterfeit; yet my mother seem'd - The Dian of that time. So doth my wife - The nonpareil of this. O, vengeance, vengeance! - Me of my lawful pleasure she restrain'd, - And pray'd me oft forbearance; did it with - A pudency so rosy, the sweet view on't - Might well have warm'd old Saturn; that I thought her - As chaste as unsunn'd snow. O, all the devils! - This yellow Iachimo in an hour- was't not? - Or less!- at first? Perchance he spoke not, but, - Like a full-acorn'd boar, a German one, - Cried 'O!' and mounted; found no opposition - But what he look'd for should oppose and she - Should from encounter guard. Could I find out - The woman's part in me! For there's no motion - That tends to vice in man but I affirm - It is the woman's part. Be it lying, note it, - The woman's; flattering, hers; deceiving, hers; - Lust and rank thoughts, hers, hers; revenges, hers; - Ambitions, covetings, change of prides, disdain, - Nice longing, slanders, mutability, - All faults that man may name, nay, that hell knows, - Why, hers, in part or all; but rather all; - For even to vice - They are not constant, but are changing still - One vice but of a minute old for one - Not half so old as that. I'll write against them, - Detest them, curse them. Yet 'tis greater skill - In a true hate to pray they have their will: - The very devils cannot plague them better. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -Britain. A hall in CYMBELINE'S palace - -Enter in state, CYMBELINE, QUEEN, CLOTEN, and LORDS at one door, -and at another CAIUS LUCIUS and attendants - - CYMBELINE. Now say, what would Augustus Caesar with us? - LUCIUS. When Julius Caesar- whose remembrance yet - Lives in men's eyes, and will to ears and tongues - Be theme and hearing ever- was in this Britain, - And conquer'd it, Cassibelan, thine uncle, - Famous in Caesar's praises no whit less - Than in his feats deserving it, for him - And his succession granted Rome a tribute, - Yearly three thousand pounds, which by thee lately - Is left untender'd. - QUEEN. And, to kill the marvel, - Shall be so ever. - CLOTEN. There be many Caesars - Ere such another Julius. Britain is - A world by itself, and we will nothing pay - For wearing our own noses. - QUEEN. That opportunity, - Which then they had to take from 's, to resume - We have again. Remember, sir, my liege, - The kings your ancestors, together with - The natural bravery of your isle, which stands - As Neptune's park, ribb'd and pal'd in - With rocks unscalable and roaring waters, - With sands that will not bear your enemies' boats - But suck them up to th' top-mast. A kind of conquest - Caesar made here; but made not here his brag - Of 'came, and saw, and overcame.' With shame- - The first that ever touch'd him- he was carried - From off our coast, twice beaten; and his shipping- - Poor ignorant baubles!- on our terrible seas, - Like egg-shells mov'd upon their surges, crack'd - As easily 'gainst our rocks; for joy whereof - The fam'd Cassibelan, who was once at point- - O, giglot fortune!- to master Caesar's sword, - Made Lud's Town with rejoicing fires bright - And Britons strut with courage. - CLOTEN. Come, there's no more tribute to be paid. Our kingdom is - stronger than it was at that time; and, as I said, there is no - moe such Caesars. Other of them may have crook'd noses; but to - owe such straight arms, none. - CYMBELINE. Son, let your mother end. - CLOTEN. We have yet many among us can gripe as hard as Cassibelan. - I do not say I am one; but I have a hand. Why tribute? Why should - we pay tribute? If Caesar can hide the sun from us with a blanket, - or put the moon in his pocket, we will pay him tribute for light; - else, sir, no more tribute, pray you now. - CYMBELINE. You must know, - Till the injurious Romans did extort - This tribute from us, we were free. Caesar's ambition- - Which swell'd so much that it did almost stretch - The sides o' th' world- against all colour here - Did put the yoke upon's; which to shake of - Becomes a warlike people, whom we reckon - Ourselves to be. - CLOTEN. We do. - CYMBELINE. Say then to Caesar, - Our ancestor was that Mulmutius which - Ordain'd our laws- whose use the sword of Caesar - Hath too much mangled; whose repair and franchise - Shall, by the power we hold, be our good deed, - Though Rome be therefore angry. Mulmutius made our laws, - Who was the first of Britain which did put - His brows within a golden crown, and call'd - Himself a king. - LUCIUS. I am sorry, Cymbeline, - That I am to pronounce Augustus Caesar- - Caesar, that hath moe kings his servants than - Thyself domestic officers- thine enemy. - Receive it from me, then: war and confusion - In Caesar's name pronounce I 'gainst thee; look - For fury not to be resisted. Thus defied, - I thank thee for myself. - CYMBELINE. Thou art welcome, Caius. - Thy Caesar knighted me; my youth I spent - Much under him; of him I gather'd honour, - Which he to seek of me again, perforce, - Behoves me keep at utterance. I am perfect - That the Pannonians and Dalmatians for - Their liberties are now in arms, a precedent - Which not to read would show the Britons cold; - So Caesar shall not find them. - LUCIUS. Let proof speak. - CLOTEN. His majesty bids you welcome. Make pastime with us a day or - two, or longer. If you seek us afterwards in other terms, you - shall find us in our salt-water girdle. If you beat us out of it, - it is yours; if you fall in the adventure, our crows shall fare - the better for you; and there's an end. - LUCIUS. So, sir. - CYMBELINE. I know your master's pleasure, and he mine; - All the remain is, welcome. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Britain. Another room in CYMBELINE'S palace - -Enter PISANIO reading of a letter - - PISANIO. How? of adultery? Wherefore write you not - What monsters her accuse? Leonatus! - O master, what a strange infection - Is fall'n into thy ear! What false Italian- - As poisonous-tongu'd as handed- hath prevail'd - On thy too ready hearing? Disloyal? No. - She's punish'd for her truth, and undergoes, - More goddess-like than wife-like, such assaults - As would take in some virtue. O my master! - Thy mind to her is now as low as were - Thy fortunes. How? that I should murder her? - Upon the love, and truth, and vows, which I - Have made to thy command? I, her? Her blood? - If it be so to do good service, never - Let me be counted serviceable. How look I - That I should seem to lack humanity - So much as this fact comes to? [Reads] 'Do't. The letter - That I have sent her, by her own command - Shall give thee opportunity.' O damn'd paper, - Black as the ink that's on thee! Senseless bauble, - Art thou a fedary for this act, and look'st - So virgin-like without? Lo, here she comes. - - Enter IMOGEN - - I am ignorant in what I am commanded. - IMOGEN. How now, Pisanio! - PISANIO. Madam, here is a letter from my lord. - IMOGEN. Who? thy lord? That is my lord- Leonatus? - O, learn'd indeed were that astronomer - That knew the stars as I his characters- - He'd lay the future open. You good gods, - Let what is here contain'd relish of love, - Of my lord's health, of his content; yet not - That we two are asunder- let that grieve him! - Some griefs are med'cinable; that is one of them, - For it doth physic love- of his content, - All but in that. Good wax, thy leave. Blest be - You bees that make these locks of counsel! Lovers - And men in dangerous bonds pray not alike; - Though forfeiters you cast in prison, yet - You clasp young Cupid's tables. Good news, gods! - [Reads] - 'Justice and your father's wrath, should he take me in his - dominion, could not be so cruel to me as you, O the dearest of - creatures, would even renew me with your eyes. Take notice that I - am in Cambria, at Milford Haven. What your own love will out of - this advise you, follow. So he wishes you all happiness that - remains loyal to his vow, and your increasing in love - LEONATUS POSTHUMUS.' - - O for a horse with wings! Hear'st thou, Pisanio? - He is at Milford Haven. Read, and tell me - How far 'tis thither. If one of mean affairs - May plod it in a week, why may not I - Glide thither in a day? Then, true Pisanio- - Who long'st like me to see thy lord, who long'st- - O, let me 'bate!- but not like me, yet long'st, - But in a fainter kind- O, not like me, - For mine's beyond beyond!-say, and speak thick- - Love's counsellor should fill the bores of hearing - To th' smothering of the sense- how far it is - To this same blessed Milford. And by th' way - Tell me how Wales was made so happy as - T' inherit such a haven. But first of all, - How we may steal from hence; and for the gap - That we shall make in time from our hence-going - And our return, to excuse. But first, how get hence. - Why should excuse be born or ere begot? - We'll talk of that hereafter. Prithee speak, - How many score of miles may we well ride - 'Twixt hour and hour? - PISANIO. One score 'twixt sun and sun, - Madam, 's enough for you, and too much too. - IMOGEN. Why, one that rode to's execution, man, - Could never go so slow. I have heard of riding wagers - Where horses have been nimbler than the sands - That run i' th' clock's behalf. But this is fool'ry. - Go bid my woman feign a sickness; say - She'll home to her father; and provide me presently - A riding suit, no costlier than would fit - A franklin's huswife. - PISANIO. Madam, you're best consider. - IMOGEN. I see before me, man. Nor here, nor here, - Nor what ensues, but have a fog in them - That I cannot look through. Away, I prithee; - Do as I bid thee. There's no more to say; - Accessible is none but Milford way. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Wales. A mountainous country with a cave - -Enter from the cave BELARIUS, GUIDERIUS, and ARVIRAGUS - - BELARIUS. A goodly day not to keep house with such - Whose roof's as low as ours! Stoop, boys; this gate - Instructs you how t' adore the heavens, and bows you - To a morning's holy office. The gates of monarchs - Are arch'd so high that giants may jet through - And keep their impious turbans on without - Good morrow to the sun. Hail, thou fair heaven! - We house i' th' rock, yet use thee not so hardly - As prouder livers do. - GUIDERIUS. Hail, heaven! - ARVIRAGUS. Hail, heaven! - BELARIUS. Now for our mountain sport. Up to yond hill, - Your legs are young; I'll tread these flats. Consider, - When you above perceive me like a crow, - That it is place which lessens and sets off; - And you may then revolve what tales I have told you - Of courts, of princes, of the tricks in war. - This service is not service so being done, - But being so allow'd. To apprehend thus - Draws us a profit from all things we see, - And often to our comfort shall we find - The sharded beetle in a safer hold - Than is the full-wing'd eagle. O, this life - Is nobler than attending for a check, - Richer than doing nothing for a bribe, - Prouder than rustling in unpaid-for silk: - Such gain the cap of him that makes him fine, - Yet keeps his book uncross'd. No life to ours! - GUIDERIUS. Out of your proof you speak. We, poor unfledg'd, - Have never wing'd from view o' th' nest, nor know not - What air's from home. Haply this life is best, - If quiet life be best; sweeter to you - That have a sharper known; well corresponding - With your stiff age. But unto us it is - A cell of ignorance, travelling abed, - A prison for a debtor that not dares - To stride a limit. - ARVIRAGUS. What should we speak of - When we are old as you? When we shall hear - The rain and wind beat dark December, how, - In this our pinching cave, shall we discourse. - The freezing hours away? We have seen nothing; - We are beastly: subtle as the fox for prey, - Like warlike as the wolf for what we eat. - Our valour is to chase what flies; our cage - We make a choir, as doth the prison'd bird, - And sing our bondage freely. - BELARIUS. How you speak! - Did you but know the city's usuries, - And felt them knowingly- the art o' th' court, - As hard to leave as keep, whose top to climb - Is certain falling, or so slipp'ry that - The fear's as bad as falling; the toil o' th' war, - A pain that only seems to seek out danger - I' th'name of fame and honour, which dies i' th'search, - And hath as oft a sland'rous epitaph - As record of fair act; nay, many times, - Doth ill deserve by doing well; what's worse- - Must curtsy at the censure. O, boys, this story - The world may read in me; my body's mark'd - With Roman swords, and my report was once - first with the best of note. Cymbeline lov'd me; - And when a soldier was the theme, my name - Was not far off. Then was I as a tree - Whose boughs did bend with fruit; but in one night - A storm, or robbery, call it what you will, - Shook down my mellow hangings, nay, my leaves, - And left me bare to weather. - GUIDERIUS. Uncertain favour! - BELARIUS. My fault being nothing- as I have told you oft- - But that two villains, whose false oaths prevail'd - Before my perfect honour, swore to Cymbeline - I was confederate with the Romans. So - Follow'd my banishment, and this twenty years - This rock and these demesnes have been my world, - Where I have liv'd at honest freedom, paid - More pious debts to heaven than in all - The fore-end of my time. But up to th' mountains! - This is not hunters' language. He that strikes - The venison first shall be the lord o' th' feast; - To him the other two shall minister; - And we will fear no poison, which attends - In place of greater state. I'll meet you in the valleys. - Exeunt GUIDERIUS and ARVIRAGUS - How hard it is to hide the sparks of nature! - These boys know little they are sons to th' King, - Nor Cymbeline dreams that they are alive. - They think they are mine; and though train'd up thus meanly - I' th' cave wherein they bow, their thoughts do hit - The roofs of palaces, and nature prompts them - In simple and low things to prince it much - Beyond the trick of others. This Polydore, - The heir of Cymbeline and Britain, who - The King his father call'd Guiderius- Jove! - When on my three-foot stool I sit and tell - The warlike feats I have done, his spirits fly out - Into my story; say 'Thus mine enemy fell, - And thus I set my foot on's neck'; even then - The princely blood flows in his cheek, he sweats, - Strains his young nerves, and puts himself in posture - That acts my words. The younger brother, Cadwal, - Once Arviragus, in as like a figure - Strikes life into my speech, and shows much more - His own conceiving. Hark, the game is rous'd! - O Cymbeline, heaven and my conscience knows - Thou didst unjustly banish me! Whereon, - At three and two years old, I stole these babes, - Thinking to bar thee of succession as - Thou refts me of my lands. Euriphile, - Thou wast their nurse; they took thee for their mother, - And every day do honour to her grave. - Myself, Belarius, that am Morgan call'd, - They take for natural father. The game is up. Exit - - - - -SCENE IV. -Wales, near Milford Haven - -Enter PISANIO and IMOGEN - - IMOGEN. Thou told'st me, when we came from horse, the place - Was near at hand. Ne'er long'd my mother so - To see me first as I have now. Pisanio! Man! - Where is Posthumus? What is in thy mind - That makes thee stare thus? Wherefore breaks that sigh - From th' inward of thee? One but painted thus - Would be interpreted a thing perplex'd - Beyond self-explication. Put thyself - Into a haviour of less fear, ere wildness - Vanquish my staider senses. What's the matter? - Why tender'st thou that paper to me with - A look untender! If't be summer news, - Smile to't before; if winterly, thou need'st - But keep that count'nance still. My husband's hand? - That drug-damn'd Italy hath out-craftied him, - And he's at some hard point. Speak, man; thy tongue - May take off some extremity, which to read - Would be even mortal to me. - PISANIO. Please you read, - And you shall find me, wretched man, a thing - The most disdain'd of fortune. - IMOGEN. [Reads] 'Thy mistress, Pisanio, hath play'd the strumpet in - my bed, the testimonies whereof lie bleeding in me. I speak not - out of weak surmises, but from proof as strong as my grief and as - certain as I expect my revenge. That part thou, Pisanio, must act - for me, if thy faith be not tainted with the breach of hers. Let - thine own hands take away her life; I shall give thee opportunity - at Milford Haven; she hath my letter for the purpose; where, if - thou fear to strike, and to make me certain it is done, thou art - the pander to her dishonour, and equally to me disloyal.' - PISANIO. What shall I need to draw my sword? The paper - Hath cut her throat already. No, 'tis slander, - Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue - Outvenoms all the worms of Nile, whose breath - Rides on the posting winds and doth belie - All corners of the world. Kings, queens, and states, - Maids, matrons, nay, the secrets of the grave, - This viperous slander enters. What cheer, madam? - IMOGEN. False to his bed? What is it to be false? - To lie in watch there, and to think on him? - To weep twixt clock and clock? If sleep charge nature, - To break it with a fearful dream of him, - And cry myself awake? That's false to's bed, - Is it? - PISANIO. Alas, good lady! - IMOGEN. I false! Thy conscience witness! Iachimo, - Thou didst accuse him of incontinency; - Thou then look'dst like a villain; now, methinks, - Thy favour's good enough. Some jay of Italy, - Whose mother was her painting, hath betray'd him. - Poor I am stale, a garment out of fashion, - And for I am richer than to hang by th' walls - I must be ripp'd. To pieces with me! O, - Men's vows are women's traitors! All good seeming, - By thy revolt, O husband, shall be thought - Put on for villainy; not born where't grows, - But worn a bait for ladies. - PISANIO. Good madam, hear me. - IMOGEN. True honest men being heard, like false Aeneas, - Were, in his time, thought false; and Sinon's weeping - Did scandal many a holy tear, took pity - From most true wretchedness. So thou, Posthumus, - Wilt lay the leaven on all proper men: - Goodly and gallant shall be false and perjur'd - From thy great fail. Come, fellow, be thou honest; - Do thou thy master's bidding; when thou seest him, - A little witness my obedience. Look! - I draw the sword myself; take it, and hit - The innocent mansion of my love, my heart. - Fear not; 'tis empty of all things but grief; - Thy master is not there, who was indeed - The riches of it. Do his bidding; strike. - Thou mayst be valiant in a better cause, - But now thou seem'st a coward. - PISANIO. Hence, vile instrument! - Thou shalt not damn my hand. - IMOGEN. Why, I must die; - And if I do not by thy hand, thou art - No servant of thy master's. Against self-slaughter - There is a prohibition so divine - That cravens my weak hand. Come, here's my heart- - Something's afore't. Soft, soft! we'll no defence!- - Obedient as the scabbard. What is here? - The scriptures of the loyal Leonatus - All turn'd to heresy? Away, away, - Corrupters of my faith! you shall no more - Be stomachers to my heart. Thus may poor fools - Believe false teachers; though those that are betray'd - Do feel the treason sharply, yet the traitor - Stands in worse case of woe. And thou, Posthumus, - That didst set up my disobedience 'gainst the King - My father, and make me put into contempt the suits - Of princely fellows, shalt hereafter find - It is no act of common passage but - A strain of rareness; and I grieve myself - To think, when thou shalt be disedg'd by her - That now thou tirest on, how thy memory - Will then be pang'd by me. Prithee dispatch. - The lamp entreats the butcher. Where's thy knife? - Thou art too slow to do thy master's bidding, - When I desire it too. - PISANIO. O gracious lady, - Since I receiv'd command to do this busines - I have not slept one wink. - IMOGEN. Do't, and to bed then. - PISANIO. I'll wake mine eyeballs first. - IMOGEN. Wherefore then - Didst undertake it? Why hast thou abus'd - So many miles with a pretence? This place? - Mine action and thine own? our horses' labour? - The time inviting thee? the perturb'd court, - For my being absent?- whereunto I never - Purpose return. Why hast thou gone so far - To be unbent when thou hast ta'en thy stand, - Th' elected deer before thee? - PISANIO. But to win time - To lose so bad employment, in the which - I have consider'd of a course. Good lady, - Hear me with patience. - IMOGEN. Talk thy tongue weary- speak. - I have heard I am a strumpet, and mine ear, - Therein false struck, can take no greater wound, - Nor tent to bottom that. But speak. - PISANIO. Then, madam, - I thought you would not back again. - IMOGEN. Most like- - Bringing me here to kill me. - PISANIO. Not so, neither; - But if I were as wise as honest, then - My purpose would prove well. It cannot be - But that my master is abus'd. Some villain, - Ay, and singular in his art, hath done you both - This cursed injury. - IMOGEN. Some Roman courtezan! - PISANIO. No, on my life! - I'll give but notice you are dead, and send him - Some bloody sign of it, for 'tis commanded - I should do so. You shall be miss'd at court, - And that will well confirm it. - IMOGEN. Why, good fellow, - What shall I do the while? where bide? how live? - Or in my life what comfort, when I am - Dead to my husband? - PISANIO. If you'll back to th' court- - IMOGEN. No court, no father, nor no more ado - With that harsh, noble, simple nothing- - That Cloten, whose love-suit hath been to me - As fearful as a siege. - PISANIO. If not at court, - Then not in Britain must you bide. - IMOGEN. Where then? - Hath Britain all the sun that shines? Day, night, - Are they not but in Britain? I' th' world's volume - Our Britain seems as of it, but not in't; - In a great pool a swan's nest. Prithee think - There's livers out of Britain. - PISANIO. I am most glad - You think of other place. Th' ambassador, - LUCIUS the Roman, comes to Milford Haven - To-morrow. Now, if you could wear a mind - Dark as your fortune is, and but disguise - That which t' appear itself must not yet be - But by self-danger, you should tread a course - Pretty and full of view; yea, happily, near - The residence of Posthumus; so nigh, at least, - That though his actions were not visible, yet - Report should render him hourly to your ear - As truly as he moves. - IMOGEN. O! for such means, - Though peril to my modesty, not death on't, - I would adventure. - PISANIO. Well then, here's the point: - You must forget to be a woman; change - Command into obedience; fear and niceness- - The handmaids of all women, or, more truly, - Woman it pretty self- into a waggish courage; - Ready in gibes, quick-answer'd, saucy, and - As quarrelous as the weasel. Nay, you must - Forget that rarest treasure of your cheek, - Exposing it- but, O, the harder heart! - Alack, no remedy!- to the greedy touch - Of common-kissing Titan, and forget - Your laboursome and dainty trims wherein - You made great Juno angry. - IMOGEN. Nay, be brief; - I see into thy end, and am almost - A man already. - PISANIO. First, make yourself but like one. - Fore-thinking this, I have already fit- - 'Tis in my cloak-bag- doublet, hat, hose, all - That answer to them. Would you, in their serving, - And with what imitation you can borrow - From youth of such a season, fore noble Lucius - Present yourself, desire his service, tell him - Wherein you're happy- which will make him know - If that his head have ear in music; doubtless - With joy he will embrace you; for he's honourable, - And, doubling that, most holy. Your means abroad- - You have me, rich; and I will never fail - Beginning nor supplyment. - IMOGEN. Thou art all the comfort - The gods will diet me with. Prithee away! - There's more to be consider'd; but we'll even - All that good time will give us. This attempt - I am soldier to, and will abide it with - A prince's courage. Away, I prithee. - PISANIO. Well, madam, we must take a short farewell, - Lest, being miss'd, I be suspected of - Your carriage from the court. My noble mistress, - Here is a box; I had it from the Queen. - What's in't is precious. If you are sick at sea - Or stomach-qualm'd at land, a dram of this - Will drive away distemper. To some shade, - And fit you to your manhood. May the gods - Direct you to the best! - IMOGEN. Amen. I thank thee. Exeunt severally - - - - -SCENE V. -Britain. CYMBELINE'S palace - -Enter CYMBELINE, QUEEN, CLOTEN, LUCIUS, and LORDS - - CYMBELINE. Thus far; and so farewell. - LUCIUS. Thanks, royal sir. - My emperor hath wrote; I must from hence, - And am right sorry that I must report ye - My master's enemy. - CYMBELINE. Our subjects, sir, - Will not endure his yoke; and for ourself - To show less sovereignty than they, must needs - Appear unkinglike. - LUCIUS. So, sir. I desire of you - A conduct overland to Milford Haven. - Madam, all joy befall your Grace, and you! - CYMBELINE. My lords, you are appointed for that office; - The due of honour in no point omit. - So farewell, noble Lucius. - LUCIUS. Your hand, my lord. - CLOTEN. Receive it friendly; but from this time forth - I wear it as your enemy. - LUCIUS. Sir, the event - Is yet to name the winner. Fare you well. - CYMBELINE. Leave not the worthy Lucius, good my lords, - Till he have cross'd the Severn. Happiness! - Exeunt LUCIUS and LORDS - QUEEN. He goes hence frowning; but it honours us - That we have given him cause. - CLOTEN. 'Tis all the better; - Your valiant Britons have their wishes in it. - CYMBELINE. Lucius hath wrote already to the Emperor - How it goes here. It fits us therefore ripely - Our chariots and our horsemen be in readiness. - The pow'rs that he already hath in Gallia - Will soon be drawn to head, from whence he moves - His war for Britain. - QUEEN. 'Tis not sleepy business, - But must be look'd to speedily and strongly. - CYMBELINE. Our expectation that it would be thus - Hath made us forward. But, my gentle queen, - Where is our daughter? She hath not appear'd - Before the Roman, nor to us hath tender'd - The duty of the day. She looks us like - A thing more made of malice than of duty; - We have noted it. Call her before us, for - We have been too slight in sufferance. Exit a MESSENGER - QUEEN. Royal sir, - Since the exile of Posthumus, most retir'd - Hath her life been; the cure whereof, my lord, - 'Tis time must do. Beseech your Majesty, - Forbear sharp speeches to her; she's a lady - So tender of rebukes that words are strokes, - And strokes death to her. - - Re-enter MESSENGER - - CYMBELINE. Where is she, sir? How - Can her contempt be answer'd? - MESSENGER. Please you, sir, - Her chambers are all lock'd, and there's no answer - That will be given to th' loud of noise we make. - QUEEN. My lord, when last I went to visit her, - She pray'd me to excuse her keeping close; - Whereto constrain'd by her infirmity - She should that duty leave unpaid to you - Which daily she was bound to proffer. This - She wish'd me to make known; but our great court - Made me to blame in memory. - CYMBELINE. Her doors lock'd? - Not seen of late? Grant, heavens, that which I fear - Prove false! Exit - QUEEN. Son, I say, follow the King. - CLOTEN. That man of hers, Pisanio, her old servant, - I have not seen these two days. - QUEEN. Go, look after. Exit CLOTEN - Pisanio, thou that stand'st so for Posthumus! - He hath a drug of mine. I pray his absence - Proceed by swallowing that; for he believes - It is a thing most precious. But for her, - Where is she gone? Haply despair hath seiz'd her; - Or, wing'd with fervour of her love, she's flown - To her desir'd Posthumus. Gone she is - To death or to dishonour, and my end - Can make good use of either. She being down, - I have the placing of the British crown. - - Re-enter CLOTEN - - How now, my son? - CLOTEN. 'Tis certain she is fled. - Go in and cheer the King. He rages; none - Dare come about him. - QUEEN. All the better. May - This night forestall him of the coming day! Exit - CLOTEN. I love and hate her; for she's fair and royal, - And that she hath all courtly parts more exquisite - Than lady, ladies, woman. From every one - The best she hath, and she, of all compounded, - Outsells them all. I love her therefore; but - Disdaining me and throwing favours on - The low Posthumus slanders so her judgment - That what's else rare is chok'd; and in that point - I will conclude to hate her, nay, indeed, - To be reveng'd upon her. For when fools - Shall- - - Enter PISANIO - - Who is here? What, are you packing, sirrah? - Come hither. Ah, you precious pander! Villain, - Where is thy lady? In a word, or else - Thou art straightway with the fiends. - PISANIO. O good my lord! - CLOTEN. Where is thy lady? or, by Jupiter- - I will not ask again. Close villain, - I'll have this secret from thy heart, or rip - Thy heart to find it. Is she with Posthumus? - From whose so many weights of baseness cannot - A dram of worth be drawn. - PISANIO. Alas, my lord, - How can she be with him? When was she miss'd? - He is in Rome. - CLOTEN. Where is she, sir? Come nearer. - No farther halting! Satisfy me home - What is become of her. - PISANIO. O my all-worthy lord! - CLOTEN. All-worthy villain! - Discover where thy mistress is at once, - At the next word. No more of 'worthy lord'! - Speak, or thy silence on the instant is - Thy condemnation and thy death. - PISANIO. Then, sir, - This paper is the history of my knowledge - Touching her flight. [Presenting a letter] - CLOTEN. Let's see't. I will pursue her - Even to Augustus' throne. - PISANIO. [Aside] Or this or perish. - She's far enough; and what he learns by this - May prove his travel, not her danger. - CLOTEN. Humh! - PISANIO. [Aside] I'll write to my lord she's dead. O Imogen, - Safe mayst thou wander, safe return again! - CLOTEN. Sirrah, is this letter true? - PISANIO. Sir, as I think. - CLOTEN. It is Posthumus' hand; I know't. Sirrah, if thou wouldst - not be a villain, but do me true service, undergo those - employments wherein I should have cause to use thee with a - serious industry- that is, what villainy soe'er I bid thee do, to - perform it directly and truly- I would think thee an honest man; - thou shouldst neither want my means for thy relief nor my voice - for thy preferment. - PISANIO. Well, my good lord. - CLOTEN. Wilt thou serve me? For since patiently and constantly thou - hast stuck to the bare fortune of that beggar Posthumus, thou - canst not, in the course of gratitude, but be a diligent follower - of mine. Wilt thou serve me? - PISANIO. Sir, I will. - CLOTEN. Give me thy hand; here's my purse. Hast any of thy late - master's garments in thy possession? - PISANIO. I have, my lord, at my lodging, the same suit he wore when - he took leave of my lady and mistress. - CLOTEN. The first service thou dost me, fetch that suit hither. Let - it be thy first service; go. - PISANIO. I shall, my lord. Exit - CLOTEN. Meet thee at Milford Haven! I forgot to ask him one thing; - I'll remember't anon. Even there, thou villain Posthumus, will I - kill thee. I would these garments were come. She said upon a - time- the bitterness of it I now belch from my heart- that she - held the very garment of Posthumus in more respect than my noble - and natural person, together with the adornment of my qualities. - With that suit upon my back will I ravish her; first kill him, - and in her eyes. There shall she see my valour, which will then - be a torment to her contempt. He on the ground, my speech of - insultment ended on his dead body, and when my lust hath dined- - which, as I say, to vex her I will execute in the clothes that - she so prais'd- to the court I'll knock her back, foot her home - again. She hath despis'd me rejoicingly, and I'll be merry in my - revenge. - - Re-enter PISANIO, with the clothes - - Be those the garments? - PISANIO. Ay, my noble lord. - CLOTEN. How long is't since she went to Milford Haven? - PISANIO. She can scarce be there yet. - CLOTEN. Bring this apparel to my chamber; that is the second thing - that I have commanded thee. The third is that thou wilt be a - voluntary mute to my design. Be but duteous and true, preferment - shall tender itself to thee. My revenge is now at Milford, would - I had wings to follow it! Come, and be true. Exit - PISANIO. Thou bid'st me to my loss; for true to thee - Were to prove false, which I will never be, - To him that is most true. To Milford go, - And find not her whom thou pursuest. Flow, flow, - You heavenly blessings, on her! This fool's speed - Be cross'd with slowness! Labour be his meed! Exit - - - - -SCENE VI. -Wales. Before the cave of BELARIUS - -Enter IMOGEN alone, in boy's clothes - - IMOGEN. I see a man's life is a tedious one. - I have tir'd myself, and for two nights together - Have made the ground my bed. I should be sick - But that my resolution helps me. Milford, - When from the mountain-top Pisanio show'd thee, - Thou wast within a ken. O Jove! I think - Foundations fly the wretched; such, I mean, - Where they should be reliev'd. Two beggars told me - I could not miss my way. Will poor folks lie, - That have afflictions on them, knowing 'tis - A punishment or trial? Yes; no wonder, - When rich ones scarce tell true. To lapse in fulness - Is sorer than to lie for need; and falsehood - Is worse in kings than beggars. My dear lord! - Thou art one o' th' false ones. Now I think on thee - My hunger's gone; but even before, I was - At point to sink for food. But what is this? - Here is a path to't; 'tis some savage hold. - I were best not call; I dare not call. Yet famine, - Ere clean it o'erthrow nature, makes it valiant. - Plenty and peace breeds cowards; hardness ever - Of hardiness is mother. Ho! who's here? - If anything that's civil, speak; if savage, - Take or lend. Ho! No answer? Then I'll enter. - Best draw my sword; and if mine enemy - But fear the sword, like me, he'll scarcely look on't. - Such a foe, good heavens! Exit into the cave - - Enter BELARIUS, GUIDERIUS, and ARVIRAGUS - - BELARIUS. You, Polydore, have prov'd best woodman and - Are master of the feast. Cadwal and I - Will play the cook and servant; 'tis our match. - The sweat of industry would dry and die - But for the end it works to. Come, our stomachs - Will make what's homely savoury; weariness - Can snore upon the flint, when resty sloth - Finds the down pillow hard. Now, peace be here, - Poor house, that keep'st thyself! - GUIDERIUS. I am thoroughly weary. - ARVIRAGUS. I am weak with toil, yet strong in appetite. - GUIDERIUS. There is cold meat i' th' cave; we'll browse on that - Whilst what we have kill'd be cook'd. - BELARIUS. [Looking into the cave] Stay, come not in. - But that it eats our victuals, I should think - Here were a fairy. - GUIDERIUS. What's the matter, sir? - BELARIUS.. By Jupiter, an angel! or, if not, - An earthly paragon! Behold divineness - No elder than a boy! - - Re-enter IMOGEN - - IMOGEN. Good masters, harm me not. - Before I enter'd here I call'd, and thought - To have begg'd or bought what I have took. Good troth, - I have stol'n nought; nor would not though I had found - Gold strew'd i' th' floor. Here's money for my meat. - I would have left it on the board, so soon - As I had made my meal, and parted - With pray'rs for the provider. - GUIDERIUS. Money, youth? - ARVIRAGUS. All gold and silver rather turn to dirt, - As 'tis no better reckon'd but of those - Who worship dirty gods. - IMOGEN. I see you're angry. - Know, if you kill me for my fault, I should - Have died had I not made it. - BELARIUS. Whither bound? - IMOGEN. To Milford Haven. - BELARIUS. What's your name? - IMOGEN. Fidele, sir. I have a kinsman who - Is bound for Italy; he embark'd at Milford; - To whom being going, almost spent with hunger, - I am fall'n in this offence. - BELARIUS. Prithee, fair youth, - Think us no churls, nor measure our good minds - By this rude place we live in. Well encounter'd! - 'Tis almost night; you shall have better cheer - Ere you depart, and thanks to stay and eat it. - Boys, bid him welcome. - GUIDERIUS. Were you a woman, youth, - I should woo hard but be your groom. In honesty - I bid for you as I'd buy. - ARVIRAGUS. I'll make't my comfort - He is a man. I'll love him as my brother; - And such a welcome as I'd give to him - After long absence, such is yours. Most welcome! - Be sprightly, for you fall 'mongst friends. - IMOGEN. 'Mongst friends, - If brothers. [Aside] Would it had been so that they - Had been my father's sons! Then had my prize - Been less, and so more equal ballasting - To thee, Posthumus. - BELARIUS. He wrings at some distress. - GUIDERIUS. Would I could free't! - ARVIRAGUS. Or I, whate'er it be, - What pain it cost, what danger! Gods! - BELARIUS. [Whispering] Hark, boys. - IMOGEN. [Aside] Great men, - That had a court no bigger than this cave, - That did attend themselves, and had the virtue - Which their own conscience seal'd them, laying by - That nothing-gift of differing multitudes, - Could not out-peer these twain. Pardon me, gods! - I'd change my sex to be companion with them, - Since Leonatus' false. - BELARIUS. It shall be so. - Boys, we'll go dress our hunt. Fair youth, come in. - Discourse is heavy, fasting; when we have supp'd, - We'll mannerly demand thee of thy story, - So far as thou wilt speak it. - GUIDERIUS. Pray draw near. - ARVIRAGUS. The night to th' owl and morn to th' lark less welcome. - IMOGEN. Thanks, sir. - ARVIRAGUS. I pray draw near. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VII. -Rome. A public place - -Enter two ROMAN SENATORS and TRIBUNES - - FIRST SENATOR. This is the tenour of the Emperor's writ: - That since the common men are now in action - 'Gainst the Pannonians and Dalmatians, - And that the legions now in Gallia are - Full weak to undertake our wars against - The fall'n-off Britons, that we do incite - The gentry to this business. He creates - Lucius proconsul; and to you, the tribunes, - For this immediate levy, he commands - His absolute commission. Long live Caesar! - TRIBUNE. Is Lucius general of the forces? - SECOND SENATOR. Ay. - TRIBUNE. Remaining now in Gallia? - FIRST SENATOR. With those legions - Which I have spoke of, whereunto your levy - Must be supplyant. The words of your commission - Will tie you to the numbers and the time - Of their dispatch. - TRIBUNE. We will discharge our duty. Exeunt - - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. -Wales. Near the cave of BELARIUS - -Enter CLOTEN alone - - CLOTEN. I am near to th' place where they should meet, if Pisanio - have mapp'd it truly. How fit his garments serve me! Why should - his mistress, who was made by him that made the tailor, not be - fit too? The rather- saving reverence of the word- for 'tis said - a woman's fitness comes by fits. Therein I must play the workman. - I dare speak it to myself, for it is not vain-glory for a man and - his glass to confer in his own chamber- I mean, the lines of my - body are as well drawn as his; no less young, more strong, not - beneath him in fortunes, beyond him in the advantage of the time, - above him in birth, alike conversant in general services, and - more remarkable in single oppositions. Yet this imperceiverant - thing loves him in my despite. What mortality is! Posthumus, thy - head, which now is growing upon thy shoulders, shall within this - hour be off; thy mistress enforced; thy garments cut to pieces - before her face; and all this done, spurn her home to her father, - who may, haply, be a little angry for my so rough usage; but my - mother, having power of his testiness, shall turn all into my - commendations. My horse is tied up safe. Out, sword, and to a - sore purpose! Fortune, put them into my hand. This is the very - description of their meeting-place; and the fellow dares not - deceive me. Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -Wales. Before the cave of BELARIUS - -Enter, from the cave, BELARIUS, GUIDERIUS, ARVIRAGUS, and IMOGEN - - BELARIUS. [To IMOGEN] You are not well. Remain here in the cave; - We'll come to you after hunting. - ARVIRAGUS. [To IMOGEN] Brother, stay here. - Are we not brothers? - IMOGEN. So man and man should be; - But clay and clay differs in dignity, - Whose dust is both alike. I am very sick. - GUIDERIUS. Go you to hunting; I'll abide with him. - IMOGEN. So sick I am not, yet I am not well; - But not so citizen a wanton as - To seem to die ere sick. So please you, leave me; - Stick to your journal course. The breach of custom - Is breach of all. I am ill, but your being by me - Cannot amend me; society is no comfort - To one not sociable. I am not very sick, - Since I can reason of it. Pray you trust me here. - I'll rob none but myself; and let me die, - Stealing so poorly. - GUIDERIUS. I love thee; I have spoke it. - How much the quantity, the weight as much - As I do love my father. - BELARIUS. What? how? how? - ARVIRAGUS. If it be sin to say so, sir, I yoke me - In my good brother's fault. I know not why - I love this youth, and I have heard you say - Love's reason's without reason. The bier at door, - And a demand who is't shall die, I'd say - 'My father, not this youth.' - BELARIUS. [Aside] O noble strain! - O worthiness of nature! breed of greatness! - Cowards father cowards and base things sire base. - Nature hath meal and bran, contempt and grace. - I'm not their father; yet who this should be - Doth miracle itself, lov'd before me.- - 'Tis the ninth hour o' th' morn. - ARVIRAGUS. Brother, farewell. - IMOGEN. I wish ye sport. - ARVIRAGUS. Your health. [To BELARIUS] So please you, sir. - IMOGEN. [Aside] These are kind creatures. Gods, what lies I have - heard! - Our courtiers say all's savage but at court. - Experience, O, thou disprov'st report! - Th' imperious seas breed monsters; for the dish, - Poor tributary rivers as sweet fish. - I am sick still; heart-sick. Pisanio, - I'll now taste of thy drug. [Swallows some] - GUIDERIUS. I could not stir him. - He said he was gentle, but unfortunate; - Dishonestly afflicted, but yet honest. - ARVIRAGUS. Thus did he answer me; yet said hereafter - I might know more. - BELARIUS. To th' field, to th' field! - We'll leave you for this time. Go in and rest. - ARVIRAGUS. We'll not be long away. - BELARIUS. Pray be not sick, - For you must be our huswife. - IMOGEN. Well, or ill, - I am bound to you. - BELARIUS. And shalt be ever. Exit IMOGEN into the cave - This youth, howe'er distress'd, appears he hath had - Good ancestors. - ARVIRAGUS. How angel-like he sings! - GUIDERIUS. But his neat cookery! He cut our roots in characters, - And sauc'd our broths as Juno had been sick, - And he her dieter. - ARVIRAGUS. Nobly he yokes - A smiling with a sigh, as if the sigh - Was that it was for not being such a smile; - The smile mocking the sigh that it would fly - From so divine a temple to commix - With winds that sailors rail at. - GUIDERIUS. I do note - That grief and patience, rooted in him both, - Mingle their spurs together. - ARVIRAGUS. Grow patience! - And let the stinking elder, grief, untwine - His perishing root with the increasing vine! - BELARIUS. It is great morning. Come, away! Who's there? - - Enter CLOTEN - - CLOTEN. I cannot find those runagates; that villain - Hath mock'd me. I am faint. - BELARIUS. Those runagates? - Means he not us? I partly know him; 'tis - Cloten, the son o' th' Queen. I fear some ambush. - I saw him not these many years, and yet - I know 'tis he. We are held as outlaws. Hence! - GUIDERIUS. He is but one; you and my brother search - What companies are near. Pray you away; - Let me alone with him. Exeunt BELARIUS and ARVIRAGUS - CLOTEN. Soft! What are you - That fly me thus? Some villain mountaineers? - I have heard of such. What slave art thou? - GUIDERIUS. A thing - More slavish did I ne'er than answering - 'A slave' without a knock. - CLOTEN. Thou art a robber, - A law-breaker, a villain. Yield thee, thief. - GUIDERIUS. To who? To thee? What art thou? Have not I - An arm as big as thine, a heart as big? - Thy words, I grant, are bigger, for I wear not - My dagger in my mouth. Say what thou art; - Why I should yield to thee. - CLOTEN. Thou villain base, - Know'st me not by my clothes? - GUIDERIUS. No, nor thy tailor, rascal, - Who is thy grandfather; he made those clothes, - Which, as it seems, make thee. - CLOTEN. Thou precious varlet, - My tailor made them not. - GUIDERIUS. Hence, then, and thank - The man that gave them thee. Thou art some fool; - I am loath to beat thee. - CLOTEN. Thou injurious thief, - Hear but my name, and tremble. - GUIDERIUS. What's thy name? - CLOTEN. Cloten, thou villain. - GUIDERIUS. Cloten, thou double villain, be thy name, - I cannot tremble at it. Were it toad, or adder, spider, - 'Twould move me sooner. - CLOTEN. To thy further fear, - Nay, to thy mere confusion, thou shalt know - I am son to th' Queen. - GUIDERIUS. I'm sorry for't; not seeming - So worthy as thy birth. - CLOTEN. Art not afeard? - GUIDERIUS. Those that I reverence, those I fear- the wise: - At fools I laugh, not fear them. - CLOTEN. Die the death. - When I have slain thee with my proper hand, - I'll follow those that even now fled hence, - And on the gates of Lud's Town set your heads. - Yield, rustic mountaineer. Exeunt, fighting - - Re-enter BELARIUS and ARVIRAGUS - - BELARIUS. No company's abroad. - ARVIRAGUS. None in the world; you did mistake him, sure. - BELARIUS. I cannot tell; long is it since I saw him, - But time hath nothing blurr'd those lines of favour - Which then he wore; the snatches in his voice, - And burst of speaking, were as his. I am absolute - 'Twas very Cloten. - ARVIRAGUS. In this place we left them. - I wish my brother make good time with him, - You say he is so fell. - BELARIUS. Being scarce made up, - I mean to man, he had not apprehension - Or roaring terrors; for defect of judgment - Is oft the cease of fear. - - Re-enter GUIDERIUS with CLOTEN'S head - - But, see, thy brother. - GUIDERIUS. This Cloten was a fool, an empty purse; - There was no money in't. Not Hercules - Could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none; - Yet I not doing this, the fool had borne - My head as I do his. - BELARIUS. What hast thou done? - GUIDERIUS. I am perfect what: cut off one Cloten's head, - Son to the Queen, after his own report; - Who call'd me traitor, mountaineer, and swore - With his own single hand he'd take us in, - Displace our heads where- thank the gods!- they grow, - And set them on Lud's Town. - BELARIUS. We are all undone. - GUIDERIUS. Why, worthy father, what have we to lose - But that he swore to take, our lives? The law - Protects not us; then why should we be tender - To let an arrogant piece of flesh threat us, - Play judge and executioner all himself, - For we do fear the law? What company - Discover you abroad? - BELARIUS. No single soul - Can we set eye on, but in an safe reason - He must have some attendants. Though his humour - Was nothing but mutation- ay, and that - From one bad thing to worse- not frenzy, not - Absolute madness could so far have rav'd, - To bring him here alone. Although perhaps - It may be heard at court that such as we - Cave here, hunt here, are outlaws, and in time - May make some stronger head- the which he hearing, - As it is like him, might break out and swear - He'd fetch us in; yet is't not probable - To come alone, either he so undertaking - Or they so suffering. Then on good ground we fear, - If we do fear this body hath a tail - More perilous than the head. - ARVIRAGUS. Let ordinance - Come as the gods foresay it. Howsoe'er, - My brother hath done well. - BELARIUS. I had no mind - To hunt this day; the boy Fidele's sickness - Did make my way long forth. - GUIDERIUS. With his own sword, - Which he did wave against my throat, I have ta'en - His head from him. I'll throw't into the creek - Behind our rock, and let it to the sea - And tell the fishes he's the Queen's son, Cloten. - That's all I reck. Exit - BELARIUS. I fear'twill be reveng'd. - Would, Polydore, thou hadst not done't! though valour - Becomes thee well enough. - ARVIRAGUS. Would I had done't, - So the revenge alone pursu'd me! Polydore, - I love thee brotherly, but envy much - Thou hast robb'd me of this deed. I would revenges, - That possible strength might meet, would seek us through, - And put us to our answer. - BELARIUS. Well, 'tis done. - We'll hunt no more to-day, nor seek for danger - Where there's no profit. I prithee to our rock. - You and Fidele play the cooks; I'll stay - Till hasty Polydore return, and bring him - To dinner presently. - ARVIRAGUS. Poor sick Fidele! - I'll willingly to him; to gain his colour - I'd let a parish of such Cloten's blood, - And praise myself for charity. Exit - BELARIUS. O thou goddess, - Thou divine Nature, thou thyself thou blazon'st - In these two princely boys! They are as gentle - As zephyrs blowing below the violet, - Not wagging his sweet head; and yet as rough, - Their royal blood enchaf'd, as the rud'st wind - That by the top doth take the mountain pine - And make him stoop to th' vale. 'Tis wonder - That an invisible instinct should frame them - To royalty unlearn'd, honour untaught, - Civility not seen from other, valour - That wildly grows in them, but yields a crop - As if it had been sow'd. Yet still it's strange - What Cloten's being here to us portends, - Or what his death will bring us. - - Re-enter GUIDERIUS - - GUIDERIUS. Where's my brother? - I have sent Cloten's clotpoll down the stream, - In embassy to his mother; his body's hostage - For his return. [Solemn music] - BELARIUS. My ingenious instrument! - Hark, Polydore, it sounds. But what occasion - Hath Cadwal now to give it motion? Hark! - GUIDERIUS. Is he at home? - BELARIUS. He went hence even now. - GUIDERIUS. What does he mean? Since death of my dear'st mother - It did not speak before. All solemn things - Should answer solemn accidents. The matter? - Triumphs for nothing and lamenting toys - Is jollity for apes and grief for boys. - Is Cadwal mad? - - Re-enter ARVIRAGUS, with IMOGEN as dead, bearing - her in his arms - - BELARIUS. Look, here he comes, - And brings the dire occasion in his arms - Of what we blame him for! - ARVIRAGUS. The bird is dead - That we have made so much on. I had rather - Have skipp'd from sixteen years of age to sixty, - To have turn'd my leaping time into a crutch, - Than have seen this. - GUIDERIUS. O sweetest, fairest lily! - My brother wears thee not the one half so well - As when thou grew'st thyself. - BELARIUS. O melancholy! - Who ever yet could sound thy bottom? find - The ooze to show what coast thy sluggish crare - Might'st easiliest harbour in? Thou blessed thing! - Jove knows what man thou mightst have made; but I, - Thou diedst, a most rare boy, of melancholy. - How found you him? - ARVIRAGUS. Stark, as you see; - Thus smiling, as some fly had tickled slumber, - Not as death's dart, being laugh'd at; his right cheek - Reposing on a cushion. - GUIDERIUS. Where? - ARVIRAGUS. O' th' floor; - His arms thus leagu'd. I thought he slept, and put - My clouted brogues from off my feet, whose rudeness - Answer'd my steps too loud. - GUIDERIUS. Why, he but sleeps. - If he be gone he'll make his grave a bed; - With female fairies will his tomb be haunted, - And worms will not come to thee. - ARVIRAGUS. With fairest flowers, - Whilst summer lasts and I live here, Fidele, - I'll sweeten thy sad grave. Thou shalt not lack - The flower that's like thy face, pale primrose; nor - The azur'd hare-bell, like thy veins; no, nor - The leaf of eglantine, whom not to slander, - Out-sweet'ned not thy breath. The ruddock would, - With charitable bill- O bill, sore shaming - Those rich-left heirs that let their fathers lie - Without a monument!- bring thee all this; - Yea, and furr'd moss besides, when flow'rs are none, - To winter-ground thy corse- - GUIDERIUS. Prithee have done, - And do not play in wench-like words with that - Which is so serious. Let us bury him, - And not protract with admiration what - Is now due debt. To th' grave. - ARVIRAGUS. Say, where shall's lay him? - GUIDERIUS. By good Euriphile, our mother. - ARVIRAGUS. Be't so; - And let us, Polydore, though now our voices - Have got the mannish crack, sing him to th' ground, - As once to our mother; use like note and words, - Save that Euriphile must be Fidele. - GUIDERIUS. Cadwal, - I cannot sing. I'll weep, and word it with thee; - For notes of sorrow out of tune are worse - Than priests and fanes that lie. - ARVIRAGUS. We'll speak it, then. - BELARIUS. Great griefs, I see, med'cine the less, for Cloten - Is quite forgot. He was a queen's son, boys; - And though he came our enemy, remember - He was paid for that. Though mean and mighty rotting - Together have one dust, yet reverence- - That angel of the world- doth make distinction - Of place 'tween high and low. Our foe was princely; - And though you took his life, as being our foe, - Yet bury him as a prince. - GUIDERIUS. Pray you fetch him hither. - Thersites' body is as good as Ajax', - When neither are alive. - ARVIRAGUS. If you'll go fetch him, - We'll say our song the whilst. Brother, begin. - Exit BELARIUS - GUIDERIUS. Nay, Cadwal, we must lay his head to th' East; - My father hath a reason for't. - ARVIRAGUS. 'Tis true. - GUIDERIUS. Come on, then, and remove him. - ARVIRAGUS. So. Begin. - - SONG - - GUIDERIUS. Fear no more the heat o' th' sun - Nor the furious winter's rages; - Thou thy worldly task hast done, - Home art gone, and ta'en thy wages. - Golden lads and girls all must, - As chimney-sweepers, come to dust. - - ARVIRAGUS. Fear no more the frown o' th' great; - Thou art past the tyrant's stroke. - Care no more to clothe and eat; - To thee the reed is as the oak. - The sceptre, learning, physic, must - All follow this and come to dust. - - GUIDERIUS. Fear no more the lightning flash, - ARVIRAGUS. Nor th' all-dreaded thunder-stone; - GUIDERIUS. Fear not slander, censure rash; - ARVIRAGUS. Thou hast finish'd joy and moan. - BOTH. All lovers young, all lovers must - Consign to thee and come to dust. - - GUIDERIUS. No exorciser harm thee! - ARVIRAGUS. Nor no witchcraft charm thee! - GUIDERIUS. Ghost unlaid forbear thee! - ARVIRAGUS. Nothing ill come near thee! - BOTH. Quiet consummation have, - And renowned be thy grave! - - Re-enter BELARIUS with the body of CLOTEN - - GUIDERIUS. We have done our obsequies. Come, lay him down. - BELARIUS. Here's a few flowers; but 'bout midnight, more. - The herbs that have on them cold dew o' th' night - Are strewings fit'st for graves. Upon their faces. - You were as flow'rs, now wither'd. Even so - These herblets shall which we upon you strew. - Come on, away. Apart upon our knees. - The ground that gave them first has them again. - Their pleasures here are past, so is their pain. - Exeunt all but IMOGEN - IMOGEN. [Awaking] Yes, sir, to Milford Haven. Which is the way? - I thank you. By yond bush? Pray, how far thither? - 'Ods pittikins! can it be six mile yet? - I have gone all night. Faith, I'll lie down and sleep. - But, soft! no bedfellow. O gods and goddesses! - [Seeing the body] - These flow'rs are like the pleasures of the world; - This bloody man, the care on't. I hope I dream; - For so I thought I was a cave-keeper, - And cook to honest creatures. But 'tis not so; - 'Twas but a bolt of nothing, shot at nothing, - Which the brain makes of fumes. Our very eyes - Are sometimes, like our judgments, blind. Good faith, - I tremble still with fear; but if there be - Yet left in heaven as small a drop of pity - As a wren's eye, fear'd gods, a part of it! - The dream's here still. Even when I wake it is - Without me, as within me; not imagin'd, felt. - A headless man? The garments of Posthumus? - I know the shape of's leg; this is his hand, - His foot Mercurial, his Martial thigh, - The brawns of Hercules; but his Jovial face- - Murder in heaven! How! 'Tis gone. Pisanio, - All curses madded Hecuba gave the Greeks, - And mine to boot, be darted on thee! Thou, - Conspir'd with that irregulous devil, Cloten, - Hath here cut off my lord. To write and read - Be henceforth treacherous! Damn'd Pisanio - Hath with his forged letters- damn'd Pisanio- - From this most bravest vessel of the world - Struck the main-top. O Posthumus! alas, - Where is thy head? Where's that? Ay me! where's that? - Pisanio might have kill'd thee at the heart, - And left this head on. How should this be? Pisanio? - 'Tis he and Cloten; malice and lucre in them - Have laid this woe here. O, 'tis pregnant, pregnant! - The drug he gave me, which he said was precious - And cordial to me, have I not found it - Murd'rous to th' senses? That confirms it home. - This is Pisanio's deed, and Cloten. O! - Give colour to my pale cheek with thy blood, - That we the horrider may seem to those - Which chance to find us. O, my lord, my lord! - [Falls fainting on the body] - - Enter LUCIUS, CAPTAINS, and a SOOTHSAYER - - CAPTAIN. To them the legions garrison'd in Gallia, - After your will, have cross'd the sea, attending - You here at Milford Haven; with your ships, - They are in readiness. - LUCIUS. But what from Rome? - CAPTAIN. The Senate hath stirr'd up the confiners - And gentlemen of Italy, most willing spirits, - That promise noble service; and they come - Under the conduct of bold Iachimo, - Sienna's brother. - LUCIUS. When expect you them? - CAPTAIN. With the next benefit o' th' wind. - LUCIUS. This forwardness - Makes our hopes fair. Command our present numbers - Be muster'd; bid the captains look to't. Now, sir, - What have you dream'd of late of this war's purpose? - SOOTHSAYER. Last night the very gods show'd me a vision- - I fast and pray'd for their intelligence- thus: - I saw Jove's bird, the Roman eagle, wing'd - From the spongy south to this part of the west, - There vanish'd in the sunbeams; which portends, - Unless my sins abuse my divination, - Success to th' Roman host. - LUCIUS. Dream often so, - And never false. Soft, ho! what trunk is here - Without his top? The ruin speaks that sometime - It was a worthy building. How? a page? - Or dead or sleeping on him? But dead, rather; - For nature doth abhor to make his bed - With the defunct, or sleep upon the dead. - Let's see the boy's face. - CAPTAIN. He's alive, my lord. - LUCIUS. He'll then instruct us of this body. Young one, - Inform us of thy fortunes; for it seems - They crave to be demanded. Who is this - Thou mak'st thy bloody pillow? Or who was he - That, otherwise than noble nature did, - Hath alter'd that good picture? What's thy interest - In this sad wreck? How came't? Who is't? What art thou? - IMOGEN. I am nothing; or if not, - Nothing to be were better. This was my master, - A very valiant Briton and a good, - That here by mountaineers lies slain. Alas! - There is no more such masters. I may wander - From east to occident; cry out for service; - Try many, all good; serve truly; never - Find such another master. - LUCIUS. 'Lack, good youth! - Thou mov'st no less with thy complaining than - Thy master in bleeding. Say his name, good friend. - IMOGEN. Richard du Champ. [Aside] If I do lie, and do - No harm by it, though the gods hear, I hope - They'll pardon it.- Say you, sir? - LUCIUS. Thy name? - IMOGEN. Fidele, sir. - LUCIUS. Thou dost approve thyself the very same; - Thy name well fits thy faith, thy faith thy name. - Wilt take thy chance with me? I will not say - Thou shalt be so well master'd; but, be sure, - No less belov'd. The Roman Emperor's letters, - Sent by a consul to me, should not sooner - Than thine own worth prefer thee. Go with me. - IMOGEN. I'll follow, sir. But first, an't please the gods, - I'll hide my master from the flies, as deep - As these poor pickaxes can dig; and when - With wild wood-leaves and weeds I ha' strew'd his grave, - And on it said a century of prayers, - Such as I can, twice o'er, I'll weep and sigh; - And leaving so his service, follow you, - So please you entertain me. - LUCIUS. Ay, good youth; - And rather father thee than master thee. - My friends, - The boy hath taught us manly duties; let us - Find out the prettiest daisied plot we can, - And make him with our pikes and partisans - A grave. Come, arm him. Boy, he is preferr'd - By thee to us; and he shall be interr'd - As soldiers can. Be cheerful; wipe thine eyes. - Some falls are means the happier to arise. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Britain. CYMBELINE'S palace - -Enter CYMBELINE, LORDS, PISANIO, and attendants - - CYMBELINE. Again! and bring me word how 'tis with her. - Exit an attendant - A fever with the absence of her son; - A madness, of which her life's in danger. Heavens, - How deeply you at once do touch me! Imogen, - The great part of my comfort, gone; my queen - Upon a desperate bed, and in a time - When fearful wars point at me; her son gone, - So needful for this present. It strikes me past - The hope of comfort. But for thee, fellow, - Who needs must know of her departure and - Dost seem so ignorant, we'll enforce it from thee - By a sharp torture. - PISANIO. Sir, my life is yours; - I humbly set it at your will; but for my mistress, - I nothing know where she remains, why gone, - Nor when she purposes return. Beseech your Highness, - Hold me your loyal servant. - LORD. Good my liege, - The day that she was missing he was here. - I dare be bound he's true and shall perform - All parts of his subjection loyally. For Cloten, - There wants no diligence in seeking him, - And will no doubt be found. - CYMBELINE. The time is troublesome. - [To PISANIO] We'll slip you for a season; but our jealousy - Does yet depend. - LORD. So please your Majesty, - The Roman legions, all from Gallia drawn, - Are landed on your coast, with a supply - Of Roman gentlemen by the Senate sent. - CYMBELINE. Now for the counsel of my son and queen! - I am amaz'd with matter. - LORD. Good my liege, - Your preparation can affront no less - Than what you hear of. Come more, for more you're ready. - The want is but to put those pow'rs in motion - That long to move. - CYMBELINE. I thank you. Let's withdraw, - And meet the time as it seeks us. We fear not - What can from Italy annoy us; but - We grieve at chances here. Away! Exeunt all but PISANIO - PISANIO. I heard no letter from my master since - I wrote him Imogen was slain. 'Tis strange. - Nor hear I from my mistress, who did promise - To yield me often tidings. Neither know - What is betid to Cloten, but remain - Perplex'd in all. The heavens still must work. - Wherein I am false I am honest; not true, to be true. - These present wars shall find I love my country, - Even to the note o' th' King, or I'll fall in them. - All other doubts, by time let them be clear'd: - Fortune brings in some boats that are not steer'd. Exit - - - - -SCENE IV. -Wales. Before the cave of BELARIUS - -Enter BELARIUS, GUIDERIUS, and ARVIRAGUS - - GUIDERIUS. The noise is round about us. - BELARIUS. Let us from it. - ARVIRAGUS. What pleasure, sir, find we in life, to lock it - From action and adventure? - GUIDERIUS. Nay, what hope - Have we in hiding us? This way the Romans - Must or for Britons slay us, or receive us - For barbarous and unnatural revolts - During their use, and slay us after. - BELARIUS. Sons, - We'll higher to the mountains; there secure us. - To the King's party there's no going. Newness - Of Cloten's death- we being not known, not muster'd - Among the bands-may drive us to a render - Where we have liv'd, and so extort from's that - Which we have done, whose answer would be death, - Drawn on with torture. - GUIDERIUS. This is, sir, a doubt - In such a time nothing becoming you - Nor satisfying us. - ARVIRAGUS. It is not likely - That when they hear the Roman horses neigh, - Behold their quarter'd fires, have both their eyes - And ears so cloy'd importantly as now, - That they will waste their time upon our note, - To know from whence we are. - BELARIUS. O, I am known - Of many in the army. Many years, - Though Cloten then but young, you see, not wore him - From my remembrance. And, besides, the King - Hath not deserv'd my service nor your loves, - Who find in my exile the want of breeding, - The certainty of this hard life; aye hopeless - To have the courtesy your cradle promis'd, - But to be still hot summer's tanlings and - The shrinking slaves of winter. - GUIDERIUS. Than be so, - Better to cease to be. Pray, sir, to th' army. - I and my brother are not known; yourself - So out of thought, and thereto so o'ergrown, - Cannot be questioned. - ARVIRAGUS. By this sun that shines, - I'll thither. What thing is't that I never - Did see man die! scarce ever look'd on blood - But that of coward hares, hot goats, and venison! - Never bestrid a horse, save one that had - A rider like myself, who ne'er wore rowel - Nor iron on his heel! I am asham'd - To look upon the holy sun, to have - The benefit of his blest beams, remaining - So long a poor unknown. - GUIDERIUS. By heavens, I'll go! - If you will bless me, sir, and give me leave, - I'll take the better care; but if you will not, - The hazard therefore due fall on me by - The hands of Romans! - ARVIRAGUS. So say I. Amen. - BELARIUS. No reason I, since of your lives you set - So slight a valuation, should reserve - My crack'd one to more care. Have with you, boys! - If in your country wars you chance to die, - That is my bed too, lads, and there I'll lie. - Lead, lead. [Aside] The time seems long; their blood thinks scorn - Till it fly out and show them princes born. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -Britain. The Roman camp - -Enter POSTHUMUS alone, with a bloody handkerchief - - POSTHUMUS. Yea, bloody cloth, I'll keep thee; for I wish'd - Thou shouldst be colour'd thus. You married ones, - If each of you should take this course, how many - Must murder wives much better than themselves - For wrying but a little! O Pisanio! - Every good servant does not all commands; - No bond but to do just ones. Gods! if you - Should have ta'en vengeance on my faults, I never - Had liv'd to put on this; so had you saved - The noble Imogen to repent, and struck - Me, wretch more worth your vengeance. But alack, - You snatch some hence for little faults; that's love, - To have them fall no more. You some permit - To second ills with ills, each elder worse, - And make them dread it, to the doer's thrift. - But Imogen is your own. Do your best wills, - And make me blest to obey. I am brought hither - Among th' Italian gentry, and to fight - Against my lady's kingdom. 'Tis enough - That, Britain, I have kill'd thy mistress; peace! - I'll give no wound to thee. Therefore, good heavens, - Hear patiently my purpose. I'll disrobe me - Of these Italian weeds, and suit myself - As does a Britain peasant. So I'll fight - Against the part I come with; so I'll die - For thee, O Imogen, even for whom my life - Is every breath a death. And thus unknown, - Pitied nor hated, to the face of peril - Myself I'll dedicate. Let me make men know - More valour in me than my habits show. - Gods, put the strength o' th' Leonati in me! - To shame the guise o' th' world, I will begin - The fashion- less without and more within. Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -Britain. A field of battle between the British and Roman camps - -Enter LUCIUS, IACHIMO, and the Roman army at one door, and the British army -at another, LEONATUS POSTHUMUS following like a poor soldier. -They march over and go out. Alarums. Then enter again, in skirmish, -IACHIMO and POSTHUMUS. He vanquisheth and disarmeth IACHIMO, -and then leaves him - - IACHIMO. The heaviness and guilt within my bosom - Takes off my manhood. I have belied a lady, - The Princess of this country, and the air on't - Revengingly enfeebles me; or could this carl, - A very drudge of nature's, have subdu'd me - In my profession? Knighthoods and honours borne - As I wear mine are titles but of scorn. - If that thy gentry, Britain, go before - This lout as he exceeds our lords, the odds - Is that we scarce are men, and you are gods. Exit - - The battle continues; the BRITONS fly; CYMBELINE is taken. - Then enter to his rescue BELARIUS, GUIDERIUS, and ARVIRAGUS - - BELARIUS. Stand, stand! We have th' advantage of the ground; - The lane is guarded; nothing routs us but - The villainy of our fears. - GUIDERIUS and ARVIRAGUS. Stand, stand, and fight! - - Re-enter POSTHUMUS, and seconds the Britons; they rescue - CYMBELINE, and exeunt. Then re-enter LUCIUS and IACHIMO, - with IMOGEN - - LUCIUS. Away, boy, from the troops, and save thyself; - For friends kill friends, and the disorder's such - As war were hoodwink'd. - IACHIMO. 'Tis their fresh supplies. - LUCIUS. It is a day turn'd strangely. Or betimes - Let's reinforce or fly. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Another part of the field - -Enter POSTHUMUS and a Britain LORD - - LORD. Cam'st thou from where they made the stand? - POSTHUMUS. I did: - Though you, it seems, come from the fliers. - LORD. I did. - POSTHUMUS. No blame be to you, sir, for all was lost, - But that the heavens fought. The King himself - Of his wings destitute, the army broken, - And but the backs of Britons seen, an flying, - Through a strait lane- the enemy, full-hearted, - Lolling the tongue with slaught'ring, having work - More plentiful than tools to do't, struck down - Some mortally, some slightly touch'd, some falling - Merely through fear, that the strait pass was damm'd - With dead men hurt behind, and cowards living - To die with length'ned shame. - LORD. Where was this lane? - POSTHUMUS. Close by the battle, ditch'd, and wall'd with turf, - Which gave advantage to an ancient soldier- - An honest one, I warrant, who deserv'd - So long a breeding as his white beard came to, - In doing this for's country. Athwart the lane - He, with two striplings- lads more like to run - The country base than to commit such slaughter; - With faces fit for masks, or rather fairer - Than those for preservation cas'd or shame- - Made good the passage, cried to those that fled - 'Our Britain's harts die flying, not our men. - To darkness fleet souls that fly backwards! Stand; - Or we are Romans and will give you that, - Like beasts, which you shun beastly, and may save - But to look back in frown. Stand, stand!' These three, - Three thousand confident, in act as many- - For three performers are the file when all - The rest do nothing- with this word 'Stand, stand!' - Accommodated by the place, more charming - With their own nobleness, which could have turn'd - A distaff to a lance, gilded pale looks, - Part shame, part spirit renew'd; that some turn'd coward - But by example- O, a sin in war - Damn'd in the first beginners!- gan to look - The way that they did and to grin like lions - Upon the pikes o' th' hunters. Then began - A stop i' th' chaser, a retire; anon - A rout, confusion thick. Forthwith they fly, - Chickens, the way which they stoop'd eagles; slaves, - The strides they victors made; and now our cowards, - Like fragments in hard voyages, became - The life o' th' need. Having found the back-door open - Of the unguarded hearts, heavens, how they wound! - Some slain before, some dying, some their friends - O'erborne i' th' former wave. Ten chas'd by one - Are now each one the slaughterman of twenty. - Those that would die or ere resist are grown - The mortal bugs o' th' field. - LORD. This was strange chance: - A narrow lane, an old man, and two boys. - POSTHUMUS. Nay, do not wonder at it; you are made - Rather to wonder at the things you hear - Than to work any. Will you rhyme upon't, - And vent it for a mock'ry? Here is one: - 'Two boys, an old man (twice a boy), a lane, - Preserv'd the Britons, was the Romans' bane.' - LORD. Nay, be not angry, sir. - POSTHUMUS. 'Lack, to what end? - Who dares not stand his foe I'll be his friend; - For if he'll do as he is made to do, - I know he'll quickly fly my friendship too. - You have put me into rhyme. - LORD. Farewell; you're angry. Exit - POSTHUMUS. Still going? This is a lord! O noble misery, - To be i' th' field and ask 'What news?' of me! - To-day how many would have given their honours - To have sav'd their carcasses! took heel to do't, - And yet died too! I, in mine own woe charm'd, - Could not find death where I did hear him groan, - Nor feel him where he struck. Being an ugly monster, - 'Tis strange he hides him in fresh cups, soft beds, - Sweet words; or hath moe ministers than we - That draw his knives i' th' war. Well, I will find him; - For being now a favourer to the Briton, - No more a Briton, I have resum'd again - The part I came in. Fight I will no more, - But yield me to the veriest hind that shall - Once touch my shoulder. Great the slaughter is - Here made by th' Roman; great the answer be - Britons must take. For me, my ransom's death; - On either side I come to spend my breath, - Which neither here I'll keep nor bear again, - But end it by some means for Imogen. - - Enter two BRITISH CAPTAINS and soldiers - - FIRST CAPTAIN. Great Jupiter be prais'd! Lucius is taken. - 'Tis thought the old man and his sons were angels. - SECOND CAPTAIN. There was a fourth man, in a silly habit, - That gave th' affront with them. - FIRST CAPTAIN. So 'tis reported; - But none of 'em can be found. Stand! who's there? - POSTHUMUS. A Roman, - Who had not now been drooping here if seconds - Had answer'd him. - SECOND CAPTAIN. Lay hands on him; a dog! - A leg of Rome shall not return to tell - What crows have peck'd them here. He brags his service, - As if he were of note. Bring him to th' King. - - Enter CYMBELINE, BELARIUS, GUIDERIUS, ARVIRAGUS, PISANIO, and Roman - captives. The CAPTAINS present POSTHUMUS to CYMBELINE, who delivers - him over to a gaoler. Exeunt omnes - - - - -SCENE IV. -Britain. A prison - -Enter POSTHUMUS and two GAOLERS - - FIRST GAOLER. You shall not now be stol'n, you have locks upon you; - So graze as you find pasture. - SECOND GAOLER. Ay, or a stomach. Exeunt GAOLERS - POSTHUMUS. Most welcome, bondage! for thou art a way, - I think, to liberty. Yet am I better - Than one that's sick o' th' gout, since he had rather - Groan so in perpetuity than be cur'd - By th' sure physician death, who is the key - T' unbar these locks. My conscience, thou art fetter'd - More than my shanks and wrists; you good gods, give me - The penitent instrument to pick that bolt, - Then, free for ever! Is't enough I am sorry? - So children temporal fathers do appease; - Gods are more full of mercy. Must I repent, - I cannot do it better than in gyves, - Desir'd more than constrain'd. To satisfy, - If of my freedom 'tis the main part, take - No stricter render of me than my all. - I know you are more clement than vile men, - Who of their broken debtors take a third, - A sixth, a tenth, letting them thrive again - On their abatement; that's not my desire. - For Imogen's dear life take mine; and though - 'Tis not so dear, yet 'tis a life; you coin'd it. - 'Tween man and man they weigh not every stamp; - Though light, take pieces for the figure's sake; - You rather mine, being yours. And so, great pow'rs, - If you will take this audit, take this life, - And cancel these cold bonds. O Imogen! - I'll speak to thee in silence. [Sleeps] - - Solemn music. Enter, as in an apparition, SICILIUS - LEONATUS, father to POSTHUMUS, an old man attired - like a warrior; leading in his hand an ancient - matron, his WIFE, and mother to POSTHUMUS, with - music before them. Then, after other music, follows - the two young LEONATI, brothers to POSTHUMUS, - with wounds, as they died in the wars. - They circle POSTHUMUS round as he lies sleeping - - SICILIUS. No more, thou thunder-master, show - Thy spite on mortal flies. - With Mars fall out, with Juno chide, - That thy adulteries - Rates and revenges. - Hath my poor boy done aught but well, - Whose face I never saw? - I died whilst in the womb he stay'd - Attending nature's law; - Whose father then, as men report - Thou orphans' father art, - Thou shouldst have been, and shielded him - From this earth-vexing smart. - - MOTHER. Lucina lent not me her aid, - But took me in my throes, - That from me was Posthumus ripp'd, - Came crying 'mongst his foes, - A thing of pity. - - SICILIUS. Great Nature like his ancestry - Moulded the stuff so fair - That he deserv'd the praise o' th' world - As great Sicilius' heir. - - FIRST BROTHER. When once he was mature for man, - In Britain where was he - That could stand up his parallel, - Or fruitful object be - In eye of Imogen, that best - Could deem his dignity? - - MOTHER. With marriage wherefore was he mock'd, - To be exil'd and thrown - From Leonati seat and cast - From her his dearest one, - Sweet Imogen? - - SICILIUS. Why did you suffer Iachimo, - Slight thing of Italy, - To taint his nobler heart and brain - With needless jealousy, - And to become the geck and scorn - O' th' other's villainy? - - SECOND BROTHER. For this from stiller seats we came, - Our parents and us twain, - That, striking in our country's cause, - Fell bravely and were slain, - Our fealty and Tenantius' right - With honour to maintain. - - FIRST BROTHER. Like hardiment Posthumus hath - To Cymbeline perform'd. - Then, Jupiter, thou king of gods, - Why hast thou thus adjourn'd - The graces for his merits due, - Being all to dolours turn'd? - - SICILIUS. Thy crystal window ope; look out; - No longer exercise - Upon a valiant race thy harsh - And potent injuries. - - MOTHER. Since, Jupiter, our son is good, - Take off his miseries. - - SICILIUS. Peep through thy marble mansion. Help! - Or we poor ghosts will cry - To th' shining synod of the rest - Against thy deity. - - BROTHERS. Help, Jupiter! or we appeal, - And from thy justice fly. - - JUPITER descends-in thunder and lightning, sitting - upon an eagle. He throws a thunderbolt. The GHOSTS - fall on their knees - - JUPITER. No more, you petty spirits of region low, - Offend our hearing; hush! How dare you ghosts - Accuse the Thunderer whose bolt, you know, - Sky-planted, batters all rebelling coasts? - Poor shadows of Elysium, hence and rest - Upon your never-withering banks of flow'rs. - Be not with mortal accidents opprest: - No care of yours it is; you know 'tis ours. - Whom best I love I cross; to make my gift, - The more delay'd, delighted. Be content; - Your low-laid son our godhead will uplift; - His comforts thrive, his trials well are spent. - Our Jovial star reign'd at his birth, and in - Our temple was he married. Rise and fade! - He shall be lord of Lady Imogen, - And happier much by his affliction made. - This tablet lay upon his breast, wherein - Our pleasure his full fortune doth confine; - And so, away; no farther with your din - Express impatience, lest you stir up mine. - Mount, eagle, to my palace crystalline. [Ascends] - SICILIUS. He came in thunder; his celestial breath - Was sulpherous to smell; the holy eagle - Stoop'd as to foot us. His ascension is - More sweet than our blest fields. His royal bird - Prunes the immortal wing, and cloys his beak, - As when his god is pleas'd. - ALL. Thanks, Jupiter! - SICILIUS. The marble pavement closes, he is enter'd - His radiant roof. Away! and, to be blest, - Let us with care perform his great behest. [GHOSTS vanish] - - POSTHUMUS. [Waking] Sleep, thou has been a grandsire and begot - A father to me; and thou hast created - A mother and two brothers. But, O scorn, - Gone! They went hence so soon as they were born. - And so I am awake. Poor wretches, that depend - On greatness' favour, dream as I have done; - Wake and find nothing. But, alas, I swerve; - Many dream not to find, neither deserve, - And yet are steep'd in favours; so am I, - That have this golden chance, and know not why. - What fairies haunt this ground? A book? O rare one! - Be not, as is our fangled world, a garment - Nobler than that it covers. Let thy effects - So follow to be most unlike our courtiers, - As good as promise. - - [Reads] 'When as a lion's whelp shall, to himself unknown, - without seeking find, and be embrac'd by a piece of tender air; - and when from a stately cedar shall be lopp'd branches which, - being dead many years, shall after revive, be jointed to the old - stock, and freshly grow; then shall Posthumus end his miseries, - Britain be fortunate and flourish in peace and plenty.' - - 'Tis still a dream, or else such stuff as madmen - Tongue, and brain not; either both or nothing, - Or senseless speaking, or a speaking such - As sense cannot untie. Be what it is, - The action of my life is like it, which - I'll keep, if but for sympathy. - - Re-enter GAOLER - - GAOLER. Come, sir, are you ready for death? - POSTHUMUS. Over-roasted rather; ready long ago. - GAOLER. Hanging is the word, sir; if you be ready for that, you are - well cook'd. - POSTHUMUS. So, if I prove a good repast to the spectators, the dish - pays the shot. - GAOLER. A heavy reckoning for you, sir. But the comfort is, you - shall be called to no more payments, fear no more tavern bills, - which are often the sadness of parting, as the procuring of mirth. - You come in faint for want of meat, depart reeling with too much - drink; sorry that you have paid too much, and sorry that you are - paid too much; purse and brain both empty; the brain the heavier - for being too light, the purse too light, being drawn of - heaviness. O, of this contradiction you shall now be quit. O, the - charity of a penny cord! It sums up thousands in a trice. You - have no true debitor and creditor but it; of what's past, is, and - to come, the discharge. Your neck, sir, is pen, book, and - counters; so the acquittance follows. - POSTHUMUS. I am merrier to die than thou art to live. - GAOLER. Indeed, sir, he that sleeps feels not the toothache. But a - man that were to sleep your sleep, and a hangman to help him to - bed, I think he would change places with his officer; for look - you, sir, you know not which way you shall go. - POSTHUMUS. Yes indeed do I, fellow. - GAOLER. Your death has eyes in's head, then; I have not seen him so - pictur'd. You must either be directed by some that take upon them - to know, or to take upon yourself that which I am sure you do not - know, or jump the after-inquiry on your own peril. And how you - shall speed in your journey's end, I think you'll never return to - tell one. - POSTHUMUS. I tell thee, fellow, there are none want eyes to direct - them the way I am going, but such as wink and will not use them. - GAOLER. What an infinite mock is this, that a man should have the - best use of eyes to see the way of blindness! I am sure hanging's - the way of winking. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. Knock off his manacles; bring your prisoner to the King. - POSTHUMUS. Thou bring'st good news: I am call'd to be made free. - GAOLER. I'll be hang'd then. - POSTHUMUS. Thou shalt be then freer than a gaoler; no bolts for the - dead. Exeunt POSTHUMUS and MESSENGER - GAOLER. Unless a man would marry a gallows and beget young gibbets, - I never saw one so prone. Yet, on my conscience, there are verier - knaves desire to live, for all he be a Roman; and there be some - of them too that die against their wills; so should I, if I were - one. I would we were all of one mind, and one mind good. O, there - were desolation of gaolers and gallowses! I speak against my - present profit, but my wish hath a preferment in't. Exit - - - - -SCENE V. -Britain. CYMBELINE'S tent - -Enter CYMBELINE, BELARIUS, GUIDERIUS, ARVIRAGUS, PISANIO, LORDS, -OFFICERS, and attendants - - CYMBELINE. Stand by my side, you whom the gods have made - Preservers of my throne. Woe is my heart - That the poor soldier that so richly fought, - Whose rags sham'd gilded arms, whose naked breast - Stepp'd before targes of proof, cannot be found. - He shall be happy that can find him, if - Our grace can make him so. - BELARIUS. I never saw - Such noble fury in so poor a thing; - Such precious deeds in one that promis'd nought - But beggary and poor looks. - CYMBELINE. No tidings of him? - PISANIO. He hath been search'd among the dead and living, - But no trace of him. - CYMBELINE. To my grief, I am - The heir of his reward; [To BELARIUS, GUIDERIUS, and ARVIRAGUS] - which I will add - To you, the liver, heart, and brain, of Britain, - By whom I grant she lives. 'Tis now the time - To ask of whence you are. Report it. - BELARIUS. Sir, - In Cambria are we born, and gentlemen; - Further to boast were neither true nor modest, - Unless I add we are honest. - CYMBELINE. Bow your knees. - Arise my knights o' th' battle; I create you - Companions to our person, and will fit you - With dignities becoming your estates. - - Enter CORNELIUS and LADIES - - There's business in these faces. Why so sadly - Greet you our victory? You look like Romans, - And not o' th' court of Britain. - CORNELIUS. Hail, great King! - To sour your happiness I must report - The Queen is dead. - CYMBELINE. Who worse than a physician - Would this report become? But I consider - By med'cine'life may be prolong'd, yet death - Will seize the doctor too. How ended she? - CORNELIUS. With horror, madly dying, like her life; - Which, being cruel to the world, concluded - Most cruel to herself. What she confess'd - I will report, so please you; these her women - Can trip me if I err, who with wet cheeks - Were present when she finish'd. - CYMBELINE. Prithee say. - CORNELIUS. First, she confess'd she never lov'd you; only - Affected greatness got by you, not you; - Married your royalty, was wife to your place; - Abhorr'd your person. - CYMBELINE. She alone knew this; - And but she spoke it dying, I would not - Believe her lips in opening it. Proceed. - CORNELIUS. Your daughter, whom she bore in hand to love - With such integrity, she did confess - Was as a scorpion to her sight; whose life, - But that her flight prevented it, she had - Ta'en off by poison. - CYMBELINE. O most delicate fiend! - Who is't can read a woman? Is there more? - CORNELIUS. More, sir, and worse. She did confess she had - For you a mortal mineral, which, being took, - Should by the minute feed on life, and ling'ring, - By inches waste you. In which time she purpos'd, - By watching, weeping, tendance, kissing, to - O'ercome you with her show; and in time, - When she had fitted you with her craft, to work - Her son into th' adoption of the crown; - But failing of her end by his strange absence, - Grew shameless-desperate, open'd, in despite - Of heaven and men, her purposes, repented - The evils she hatch'd were not effected; so, - Despairing, died. - CYMBELINE. Heard you all this, her women? - LADY. We did, so please your Highness. - CYMBELINE. Mine eyes - Were not in fault, for she was beautiful; - Mine ears, that heard her flattery; nor my heart - That thought her like her seeming. It had been vicious - To have mistrusted her; yet, O my daughter! - That it was folly in me thou mayst say, - And prove it in thy feeling. Heaven mend all! - - Enter LUCIUS, IACHIMO, the SOOTHSAYER, and other - Roman prisoners, guarded; POSTHUMUS behind, and IMOGEN - - Thou com'st not, Caius, now for tribute; that - The Britons have raz'd out, though with the loss - Of many a bold one, whose kinsmen have made suit - That their good souls may be appeas'd with slaughter - Of you their captives, which ourself have granted; - So think of your estate. - LUCIUS. Consider, sir, the chance of war. The day - Was yours by accident; had it gone with us, - We should not, when the blood was cool, have threaten'd - Our prisoners with the sword. But since the gods - Will have it thus, that nothing but our lives - May be call'd ransom, let it come. Sufficeth - A Roman with a Roman's heart can suffer. - Augustus lives to think on't; and so much - For my peculiar care. This one thing only - I will entreat: my boy, a Briton born, - Let him be ransom'd. Never master had - A page so kind, so duteous, diligent, - So tender over his occasions, true, - So feat, so nurse-like; let his virtue join - With my request, which I'll make bold your Highness - Cannot deny; he hath done no Briton harm - Though he have serv'd a Roman. Save him, sir, - And spare no blood beside. - CYMBELINE. I have surely seen him; - His favour is familiar to me. Boy, - Thou hast look'd thyself into my grace, - And art mine own. I know not why, wherefore - To say 'Live, boy.' Ne'er thank thy master. Live; - And ask of Cymbeline what boon thou wilt, - Fitting my bounty and thy state, I'll give it; - Yea, though thou do demand a prisoner, - The noblest ta'en. - IMOGEN. I humbly thank your Highness. - LUCIUS. I do not bid thee beg my life, good lad, - And yet I know thou wilt. - IMOGEN. No, no! Alack, - There's other work in hand. I see a thing - Bitter to me as death; your life, good master, - Must shuffle for itself. - LUCIUS. The boy disdains me, - He leaves me, scorns me. Briefly die their joys - That place them on the truth of girls and boys. - Why stands he so perplex'd? - CYMBELINE. What wouldst thou, boy? - I love thee more and more; think more and more - What's best to ask. Know'st him thou look'st on? Speak, - Wilt have him live? Is he thy kin? thy friend? - IMOGEN. He is a Roman, no more kin to me - Than I to your Highness; who, being born your vassal, - Am something nearer. - CYMBELINE. Wherefore ey'st him so? - IMOGEN. I'll tell you, sir, in private, if you please - To give me hearing. - CYMBELINE. Ay, with all my heart, - And lend my best attention. What's thy name? - IMOGEN. Fidele, sir. - CYMBELINE. Thou'rt my good youth, my page; - I'll be thy master. Walk with me; speak freely. - [CYMBELINE and IMOGEN converse apart] - BELARIUS. Is not this boy reviv'd from death? - ARVIRAGUS. One sand another - Not more resembles- that sweet rosy lad - Who died and was Fidele. What think you? - GUIDERIUS. The same dead thing alive. - BELARIUS. Peace, peace! see further. He eyes us not; forbear. - Creatures may be alike; were't he, I am sure - He would have spoke to us. - GUIDERIUS. But we saw him dead. - BELARIUS. Be silent; let's see further. - PISANIO. [Aside] It is my mistress. - Since she is living, let the time run on - To good or bad. [CYMBELINE and IMOGEN advance] - CYMBELINE. Come, stand thou by our side; - Make thy demand aloud. [To IACHIMO] Sir, step you forth; - Give answer to this boy, and do it freely, - Or, by our greatness and the grace of it, - Which is our honour, bitter torture shall - Winnow the truth from falsehood. On, speak to him. - IMOGEN. My boon is that this gentleman may render - Of whom he had this ring. - POSTHUMUS. [Aside] What's that to him? - CYMBELINE. That diamond upon your finger, say - How came it yours? - IACHIMO. Thou'lt torture me to leave unspoken that - Which to be spoke would torture thee. - CYMBELINE. How? me? - IACHIMO. I am glad to be constrain'd to utter that - Which torments me to conceal. By villainy - I got this ring; 'twas Leonatus' jewel, - Whom thou didst banish; and- which more may grieve thee, - As it doth me- a nobler sir ne'er liv'd - 'Twixt sky and ground. Wilt thou hear more, my lord? - CYMBELINE. All that belongs to this. - IACHIMO. That paragon, thy daughter, - For whom my heart drops blood and my false spirits - Quail to remember- Give me leave, I faint. - CYMBELINE. My daughter? What of her? Renew thy strength; - I had rather thou shouldst live while nature will - Than die ere I hear more. Strive, man, and speak. - IACHIMO. Upon a time- unhappy was the clock - That struck the hour!- was in Rome- accurs'd - The mansion where!- 'twas at a feast- O, would - Our viands had been poison'd, or at least - Those which I heav'd to head!- the good Posthumus- - What should I say? he was too good to be - Where ill men were, and was the best of all - Amongst the rar'st of good ones- sitting sadly - Hearing us praise our loves of Italy - For beauty that made barren the swell'd boast - Of him that best could speak; for feature, laming - The shrine of Venus or straight-pight Minerva, - Postures beyond brief nature; for condition, - A shop of all the qualities that man - Loves woman for; besides that hook of wiving, - Fairness which strikes the eye- - CYMBELINE. I stand on fire. - Come to the matter. - IACHIMO. All too soon I shall, - Unless thou wouldst grieve quickly. This Posthumus, - Most like a noble lord in love and one - That had a royal lover, took his hint; - And not dispraising whom we prais'd- therein - He was as calm as virtue- he began - His mistress' picture; which by his tongue being made, - And then a mind put in't, either our brags - Were crack'd of kitchen trulls, or his description - Prov'd us unspeaking sots. - CYMBELINE. Nay, nay, to th' purpose. - IACHIMO. Your daughter's chastity- there it begins. - He spake of her as Dian had hot dreams - And she alone were cold; whereat I, wretch, - Made scruple of his praise, and wager'd with him - Pieces of gold 'gainst this which then he wore - Upon his honour'd finger, to attain - In suit the place of's bed, and win this ring - By hers and mine adultery. He, true knight, - No lesser of her honour confident - Than I did truly find her, stakes this ring; - And would so, had it been a carbuncle - Of Phoebus' wheel; and might so safely, had it - Been all the worth of's car. Away to Britain - Post I in this design. Well may you, sir, - Remember me at court, where I was taught - Of your chaste daughter the wide difference - 'Twixt amorous and villainous. Being thus quench'd - Of hope, not longing, mine Italian brain - Gan in your duller Britain operate - Most vilely; for my vantage, excellent; - And, to be brief, my practice so prevail'd - That I return'd with simular proof enough - To make the noble Leonatus mad, - By wounding his belief in her renown - With tokens thus and thus; averring notes - Of chamber-hanging, pictures, this her bracelet- - O cunning, how I got it!- nay, some marks - Of secret on her person, that he could not - But think her bond of chastity quite crack'd, - I having ta'en the forfeit. Whereupon- - Methinks I see him now- - POSTHUMUS. [Coming forward] Ay, so thou dost, - Italian fiend! Ay me, most credulous fool, - Egregious murderer, thief, anything - That's due to all the villains past, in being, - To come! O, give me cord, or knife, or poison, - Some upright justicer! Thou, King, send out - For torturers ingenious. It is I - That all th' abhorred things o' th' earth amend - By being worse than they. I am Posthumus, - That kill'd thy daughter; villain-like, I lie- - That caus'd a lesser villain than myself, - A sacrilegious thief, to do't. The temple - Of virtue was she; yea, and she herself. - Spit, and throw stones, cast mire upon me, set - The dogs o' th' street to bay me. Every villain - Be call'd Posthumus Leonatus, and - Be villainy less than 'twas! O Imogen! - My queen, my life, my wife! O Imogen, - Imogen, Imogen! - IMOGEN. Peace, my lord. Hear, hear! - POSTHUMUS. Shall's have a play of this? Thou scornful page, - There lies thy part. [Strikes her. She falls] - PISANIO. O gentlemen, help! - Mine and your mistress! O, my lord Posthumus! - You ne'er kill'd Imogen till now. Help, help! - Mine honour'd lady! - CYMBELINE. Does the world go round? - POSTHUMUS. How comes these staggers on me? - PISANIO. Wake, my mistress! - CYMBELINE. If this be so, the gods do mean to strike me - To death with mortal joy. - PISANIO. How fares my mistress? - IMOGEN. O, get thee from my sight; - Thou gav'st me poison. Dangerous fellow, hence! - Breathe not where princes are. - CYMBELINE. The tune of Imogen! - PISANIO. Lady, - The gods throw stones of sulphur on me, if - That box I gave you was not thought by me - A precious thing! I had it from the Queen. - CYMBELINE. New matter still? - IMOGEN. It poison'd me. - CORNELIUS. O gods! - I left out one thing which the Queen confess'd, - Which must approve thee honest. 'If Pisanio - Have' said she 'given his mistress that confection - Which I gave him for cordial, she is serv'd - As I would serve a rat.' - CYMBELINE. What's this, Cornelius? - CORNELIUS. The Queen, sir, very oft importun'd me - To temper poisons for her; still pretending - The satisfaction of her knowledge only - In killing creatures vile, as cats and dogs, - Of no esteem. I, dreading that her purpose - Was of more danger, did compound for her - A certain stuff, which, being ta'en would cease - The present pow'r of life, but in short time - All offices of nature should again - Do their due functions. Have you ta'en of it? - IMOGEN. Most like I did, for I was dead. - BELARIUS. My boys, - There was our error. - GUIDERIUS. This is sure Fidele. - IMOGEN. Why did you throw your wedded lady from you? - Think that you are upon a rock, and now - Throw me again. [Embracing him] - POSTHUMUS. Hang there like fruit, my soul, - Till the tree die! - CYMBELINE. How now, my flesh? my child? - What, mak'st thou me a dullard in this act? - Wilt thou not speak to me? - IMOGEN. [Kneeling] Your blessing, sir. - BELARIUS. [To GUIDERIUS and ARVIRAGUS] Though you did love this - youth, I blame ye not; - You had a motive for't. - CYMBELINE. My tears that fall - Prove holy water on thee! Imogen, - Thy mother's dead. - IMOGEN. I am sorry for't, my lord. - CYMBELINE. O, she was naught, and long of her it was - That we meet here so strangely; but her son - Is gone, we know not how nor where. - PISANIO. My lord, - Now fear is from me, I'll speak troth. Lord Cloten, - Upon my lady's missing, came to me - With his sword drawn, foam'd at the mouth, and swore, - If I discover'd not which way she was gone, - It was my instant death. By accident - I had a feigned letter of my master's - Then in my pocket, which directed him - To seek her on the mountains near to Milford; - Where, in a frenzy, in my master's garments, - Which he enforc'd from me, away he posts - With unchaste purpose, and with oath to violate - My lady's honour. What became of him - I further know not. - GUIDERIUS. Let me end the story: - I slew him there. - CYMBELINE. Marry, the gods forfend! - I would not thy good deeds should from my lips - Pluck a hard sentence. Prithee, valiant youth, - Deny't again. - GUIDERIUS. I have spoke it, and I did it. - CYMBELINE. He was a prince. - GUIDERIUS. A most incivil one. The wrongs he did me - Were nothing prince-like; for he did provoke me - With language that would make me spurn the sea, - If it could so roar to me. I cut off's head, - And am right glad he is not standing here - To tell this tale of mine. - CYMBELINE. I am sorry for thee. - By thine own tongue thou art condemn'd, and must - Endure our law. Thou'rt dead. - IMOGEN. That headless man - I thought had been my lord. - CYMBELINE. Bind the offender, - And take him from our presence. - BELARIUS. Stay, sir King. - This man is better than the man he slew, - As well descended as thyself, and hath - More of thee merited than a band of Clotens - Had ever scar for. [To the guard] Let his arms alone; - They were not born for bondage. - CYMBELINE. Why, old soldier, - Wilt thou undo the worth thou art unpaid for - By tasting of our wrath? How of descent - As good as we? - ARVIRAGUS. In that he spake too far. - CYMBELINE. And thou shalt die for't. - BELARIUS. We will die all three; - But I will prove that two on's are as good - As I have given out him. My sons, I must - For mine own part unfold a dangerous speech, - Though haply well for you. - ARVIRAGUS. Your danger's ours. - GUIDERIUS. And our good his. - BELARIUS. Have at it then by leave! - Thou hadst, great King, a subject who - Was call'd Belarius. - CYMBELINE. What of him? He is - A banish'd traitor. - BELARIUS. He it is that hath - Assum'd this age; indeed a banish'd man; - I know not how a traitor. - CYMBELINE. Take him hence, - The whole world shall not save him. - BELARIUS. Not too hot. - First pay me for the nursing of thy sons, - And let it be confiscate all, so soon - As I have receiv'd it. - CYMBELINE. Nursing of my sons? - BELARIUS. I am too blunt and saucy: here's my knee. - Ere I arise I will prefer my sons; - Then spare not the old father. Mighty sir, - These two young gentlemen that call me father, - And think they are my sons, are none of mine; - They are the issue of your loins, my liege, - And blood of your begetting. - CYMBELINE. How? my issue? - BELARIUS. So sure as you your father's. I, old Morgan, - Am that Belarius whom you sometime banish'd. - Your pleasure was my mere offence, my punishment - Itself, and all my treason; that I suffer'd - Was all the harm I did. These gentle princes- - For such and so they are- these twenty years - Have I train'd up; those arts they have as - Could put into them. My breeding was, sir, as - Your Highness knows. Their nurse, Euriphile, - Whom for the theft I wedded, stole these children - Upon my banishment; I mov'd her to't, - Having receiv'd the punishment before - For that which I did then. Beaten for loyalty - Excited me to treason. Their dear loss, - The more of you 'twas felt, the more it shap'd - Unto my end of stealing them. But, gracious sir, - Here are your sons again, and I must lose - Two of the sweet'st companions in the world. - The benediction of these covering heavens - Fall on their heads like dew! for they are worthy - To inlay heaven with stars. - CYMBELINE. Thou weep'st and speak'st. - The service that you three have done is more - Unlike than this thou tell'st. I lost my children. - If these be they, I know not how to wish - A pair of worthier sons. - BELARIUS. Be pleas'd awhile. - This gentleman, whom I call Polydore, - Most worthy prince, as yours, is true Guiderius; - This gentleman, my Cadwal, Arviragus, - Your younger princely son; he, sir, was lapp'd - In a most curious mantle, wrought by th' hand - Of his queen mother, which for more probation - I can with ease produce. - CYMBELINE. Guiderius had - Upon his neck a mole, a sanguine star; - It was a mark of wonder. - BELARIUS. This is he, - Who hath upon him still that natural stamp. - It was wise nature's end in the donation, - To be his evidence now. - CYMBELINE. O, what am I? - A mother to the birth of three? Ne'er mother - Rejoic'd deliverance more. Blest pray you be, - That, after this strange starting from your orbs, - You may reign in them now! O Imogen, - Thou hast lost by this a kingdom. - IMOGEN. No, my lord; - I have got two worlds by't. O my gentle brothers, - Have we thus met? O, never say hereafter - But I am truest speaker! You call'd me brother, - When I was but your sister: I you brothers, - When we were so indeed. - CYMBELINE. Did you e'er meet? - ARVIRAGUS. Ay, my good lord. - GUIDERIUS. And at first meeting lov'd, - Continu'd so until we thought he died. - CORNELIUS. By the Queen's dram she swallow'd. - CYMBELINE. O rare instinct! - When shall I hear all through? This fierce abridgment - Hath to it circumstantial branches, which - Distinction should be rich in. Where? how liv'd you? - And when came you to serve our Roman captive? - How parted with your brothers? how first met them? - Why fled you from the court? and whither? These, - And your three motives to the battle, with - I know not how much more, should be demanded, - And all the other by-dependences, - From chance to chance; but nor the time nor place - Will serve our long interrogatories. See, - Posthumus anchors upon Imogen; - And she, like harmless lightning, throws her eye - On him, her brothers, me, her master, hitting - Each object with a joy; the counterchange - Is severally in all. Let's quit this ground, - And smoke the temple with our sacrifices. - [To BELARIUS] Thou art my brother; so we'll hold thee ever. - IMOGEN. You are my father too, and did relieve me - To see this gracious season. - CYMBELINE. All o'erjoy'd - Save these in bonds. Let them be joyful too, - For they shall taste our comfort. - IMOGEN. My good master, - I will yet do you service. - LUCIUS. Happy be you! - CYMBELINE. The forlorn soldier, that so nobly fought, - He would have well becom'd this place and grac'd - The thankings of a king. - POSTHUMUS. I am, sir, - The soldier that did company these three - In poor beseeming; 'twas a fitment for - The purpose I then follow'd. That I was he, - Speak, Iachimo. I had you down, and might - Have made you finish. - IACHIMO. [Kneeling] I am down again; - But now my heavy conscience sinks my knee, - As then your force did. Take that life, beseech you, - Which I so often owe; but your ring first, - And here the bracelet of the truest princess - That ever swore her faith. - POSTHUMUS. Kneel not to me. - The pow'r that I have on you is to spare you; - The malice towards you to forgive you. Live, - And deal with others better. - CYMBELINE. Nobly doom'd! - We'll learn our freeness of a son-in-law; - Pardon's the word to all. - ARVIRAGUS. You holp us, sir, - As you did mean indeed to be our brother; - Joy'd are we that you are. - POSTHUMUS. Your servant, Princes. Good my lord of Rome, - Call forth your soothsayer. As I slept, methought - Great Jupiter, upon his eagle back'd, - Appear'd to me, with other spritely shows - Of mine own kindred. When I wak'd, I found - This label on my bosom; whose containing - Is so from sense in hardness that I can - Make no collection of it. Let him show - His skill in the construction. - LUCIUS. Philarmonus! - SOOTHSAYER. Here, my good lord. - LUCIUS. Read, and declare the meaning. - SOOTHSAYER. [Reads] 'When as a lion's whelp shall, to himself - unknown, without seeking find, and be embrac'd by - a piece of tender air; and when from a stately cedar shall - be lopp'd branches which, being dead many years, shall - after revive, be jointed to the old stock, and freshly grow; - then shall Posthumus end his miseries, Britain be fortunate - and flourish in peace and plenty.' - Thou, Leonatus, art the lion's whelp; - The fit and apt construction of thy name, - Being Leo-natus, doth import so much. - [To CYMBELINE] The piece of tender air, thy virtuous daughter, - Which we call 'mollis aer,' and 'mollis aer' - We term it 'mulier'; which 'mulier' I divine - Is this most constant wife, who even now - Answering the letter of the oracle, - Unknown to you, unsought, were clipp'd about - With this most tender air. - CYMBELINE. This hath some seeming. - SOOTHSAYER. The lofty cedar, royal Cymbeline, - Personates thee; and thy lopp'd branches point - Thy two sons forth, who, by Belarius stol'n, - For many years thought dead, are now reviv'd, - To the majestic cedar join'd, whose issue - Promises Britain peace and plenty. - CYMBELINE. Well, - My peace we will begin. And, Caius Lucius, - Although the victor, we submit to Caesar - And to the Roman empire, promising - To pay our wonted tribute, from the which - We were dissuaded by our wicked queen, - Whom heavens in justice, both on her and hers, - Have laid most heavy hand. - SOOTHSAYER. The fingers of the pow'rs above do tune - The harmony of this peace. The vision - Which I made known to Lucius ere the stroke - Of yet this scarce-cold battle, at this instant - Is full accomplish'd; for the Roman eagle, - From south to west on wing soaring aloft, - Lessen'd herself and in the beams o' th' sun - So vanish'd; which foreshow'd our princely eagle, - Th'imperial Caesar, Caesar, should again unite - His favour with the radiant Cymbeline, - Which shines here in the west. - CYMBELINE. Laud we the gods; - And let our crooked smokes climb to their nostrils - From our bless'd altars. Publish we this peace - To all our subjects. Set we forward; let - A Roman and a British ensign wave - Friendly together. So through Lud's Town march; - And in the temple of great Jupiter - Our peace we'll ratify; seal it with feasts. - Set on there! Never was a war did cease, - Ere bloody hands were wash'd, with such a peace. Exeunt - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1604 - - -THE TRAGEDY OF HAMLET, PRINCE OF DENMARK - - -by William Shakespeare - - - -Dramatis Personae - - Claudius, King of Denmark. - Marcellus, Officer. - Hamlet, son to the former, and nephew to the present king. - Polonius, Lord Chamberlain. - Horatio, friend to Hamlet. - Laertes, son to Polonius. - Voltemand, courtier. - Cornelius, courtier. - Rosencrantz, courtier. - Guildenstern, courtier. - Osric, courtier. - A Gentleman, courtier. - A Priest. - Marcellus, officer. - Bernardo, officer. - Francisco, a soldier - Reynaldo, servant to Polonius. - Players. - Two Clowns, gravediggers. - Fortinbras, Prince of Norway. - A Norwegian Captain. - English Ambassadors. - - Getrude, Queen of Denmark, mother to Hamlet. - Ophelia, daughter to Polonius. - - Ghost of Hamlet's Father. - - Lords, ladies, Officers, Soldiers, Sailors, Messengers, Attendants. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE.- Elsinore. - - -ACT I. Scene I. -Elsinore. A platform before the Castle. - -Enter two Sentinels-[first,] Francisco, [who paces up and down -at his post; then] Bernardo, [who approaches him]. - - Ber. Who's there.? - Fran. Nay, answer me. Stand and unfold yourself. - Ber. Long live the King! - Fran. Bernardo? - Ber. He. - Fran. You come most carefully upon your hour. - Ber. 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to bed, Francisco. - Fran. For this relief much thanks. 'Tis bitter cold, - And I am sick at heart. - Ber. Have you had quiet guard? - Fran. Not a mouse stirring. - Ber. Well, good night. - If you do meet Horatio and Marcellus, - The rivals of my watch, bid them make haste. - - Enter Horatio and Marcellus. - - Fran. I think I hear them. Stand, ho! Who is there? - Hor. Friends to this ground. - Mar. And liegemen to the Dane. - Fran. Give you good night. - Mar. O, farewell, honest soldier. - Who hath reliev'd you? - Fran. Bernardo hath my place. - Give you good night. Exit. - Mar. Holla, Bernardo! - Ber. Say- - What, is Horatio there ? - Hor. A piece of him. - Ber. Welcome, Horatio. Welcome, good Marcellus. - Mar. What, has this thing appear'd again to-night? - Ber. I have seen nothing. - Mar. Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy, - And will not let belief take hold of him - Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us. - Therefore I have entreated him along, - With us to watch the minutes of this night, - That, if again this apparition come, - He may approve our eyes and speak to it. - Hor. Tush, tush, 'twill not appear. - Ber. Sit down awhile, - And let us once again assail your ears, - That are so fortified against our story, - What we two nights have seen. - Hor. Well, sit we down, - And let us hear Bernardo speak of this. - Ber. Last night of all, - When yond same star that's westward from the pole - Had made his course t' illume that part of heaven - Where now it burns, Marcellus and myself, - The bell then beating one- - - Enter Ghost. - - Mar. Peace! break thee off! Look where it comes again! - Ber. In the same figure, like the King that's dead. - Mar. Thou art a scholar; speak to it, Horatio. - Ber. Looks it not like the King? Mark it, Horatio. - Hor. Most like. It harrows me with fear and wonder. - Ber. It would be spoke to. - Mar. Question it, Horatio. - Hor. What art thou that usurp'st this time of night - Together with that fair and warlike form - In which the majesty of buried Denmark - Did sometimes march? By heaven I charge thee speak! - Mar. It is offended. - Ber. See, it stalks away! - Hor. Stay! Speak, speak! I charge thee speak! - Exit Ghost. - Mar. 'Tis gone and will not answer. - Ber. How now, Horatio? You tremble and look pale. - Is not this something more than fantasy? - What think you on't? - Hor. Before my God, I might not this believe - Without the sensible and true avouch - Of mine own eyes. - Mar. Is it not like the King? - Hor. As thou art to thyself. - Such was the very armour he had on - When he th' ambitious Norway combated. - So frown'd he once when, in an angry parle, - He smote the sledded Polacks on the ice. - 'Tis strange. - Mar. Thus twice before, and jump at this dead hour, - With martial stalk hath he gone by our watch. - Hor. In what particular thought to work I know not; - But, in the gross and scope of my opinion, - This bodes some strange eruption to our state. - Mar. Good now, sit down, and tell me he that knows, - Why this same strict and most observant watch - So nightly toils the subject of the land, - And why such daily cast of brazen cannon - And foreign mart for implements of war; - Why such impress of shipwrights, whose sore task - Does not divide the Sunday from the week. - What might be toward, that this sweaty haste - Doth make the night joint-labourer with the day? - Who is't that can inform me? - Hor. That can I. - At least, the whisper goes so. Our last king, - Whose image even but now appear'd to us, - Was, as you know, by Fortinbras of Norway, - Thereto prick'd on by a most emulate pride, - Dar'd to the combat; in which our valiant Hamlet - (For so this side of our known world esteem'd him) - Did slay this Fortinbras; who, by a seal'd compact, - Well ratified by law and heraldry, - Did forfeit, with his life, all those his lands - Which he stood seiz'd of, to the conqueror; - Against the which a moiety competent - Was gaged by our king; which had return'd - To the inheritance of Fortinbras, - Had he been vanquisher, as, by the same comart - And carriage of the article design'd, - His fell to Hamlet. Now, sir, young Fortinbras, - Of unimproved mettle hot and full, - Hath in the skirts of Norway, here and there, - Shark'd up a list of lawless resolutes, - For food and diet, to some enterprise - That hath a stomach in't; which is no other, - As it doth well appear unto our state, - But to recover of us, by strong hand - And terms compulsatory, those foresaid lands - So by his father lost; and this, I take it, - Is the main motive of our preparations, - The source of this our watch, and the chief head - Of this post-haste and romage in the land. - Ber. I think it be no other but e'en so. - Well may it sort that this portentous figure - Comes armed through our watch, so like the King - That was and is the question of these wars. - Hor. A mote it is to trouble the mind's eye. - In the most high and palmy state of Rome, - A little ere the mightiest Julius fell, - The graves stood tenantless, and the sheeted dead - Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets; - As stars with trains of fire, and dews of blood, - Disasters in the sun; and the moist star - Upon whose influence Neptune's empire stands - Was sick almost to doomsday with eclipse. - And even the like precurse of fierce events, - As harbingers preceding still the fates - And prologue to the omen coming on, - Have heaven and earth together demonstrated - Unto our climature and countrymen. - - Enter Ghost again. - - But soft! behold! Lo, where it comes again! - I'll cross it, though it blast me.- Stay illusion! - Spreads his arms. - If thou hast any sound, or use of voice, - Speak to me. - If there be any good thing to be done, - That may to thee do ease, and, race to me, - Speak to me. - If thou art privy to thy country's fate, - Which happily foreknowing may avoid, - O, speak! - Or if thou hast uphoarded in thy life - Extorted treasure in the womb of earth - (For which, they say, you spirits oft walk in death), - The cock crows. - Speak of it! Stay, and speak!- Stop it, Marcellus! - Mar. Shall I strike at it with my partisan? - Hor. Do, if it will not stand. - Ber. 'Tis here! - Hor. 'Tis here! - Mar. 'Tis gone! - Exit Ghost. - We do it wrong, being so majestical, - To offer it the show of violence; - For it is as the air, invulnerable, - And our vain blows malicious mockery. - Ber. It was about to speak, when the cock crew. - Hor. And then it started, like a guilty thing - Upon a fearful summons. I have heard - The cock, that is the trumpet to the morn, - Doth with his lofty and shrill-sounding throat - Awake the god of day; and at his warning, - Whether in sea or fire, in earth or air, - Th' extravagant and erring spirit hies - To his confine; and of the truth herein - This present object made probation. - Mar. It faded on the crowing of the cock. - Some say that ever, 'gainst that season comes - Wherein our Saviour's birth is celebrated, - The bird of dawning singeth all night long; - And then, they say, no spirit dare stir abroad, - The nights are wholesome, then no planets strike, - No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm, - So hallow'd and so gracious is the time. - Hor. So have I heard and do in part believe it. - But look, the morn, in russet mantle clad, - Walks o'er the dew of yon high eastward hill. - Break we our watch up; and by my advice - Let us impart what we have seen to-night - Unto young Hamlet; for, upon my life, - This spirit, dumb to us, will speak to him. - Do you consent we shall acquaint him with it, - As needful in our loves, fitting our duty? - Let's do't, I pray; and I this morning know - Where we shall find him most conveniently. Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -Elsinore. A room of state in the Castle. - -Flourish. [Enter Claudius, King of Denmark, Gertrude the Queen, Hamlet, -Polonius, Laertes and his sister Ophelia, [Voltemand, Cornelius,] -Lords Attendant. - - King. Though yet of Hamlet our dear brother's death - The memory be green, and that it us befitted - To bear our hearts in grief, and our whole kingdom - To be contracted in one brow of woe, - Yet so far hath discretion fought with nature - That we with wisest sorrow think on him - Together with remembrance of ourselves. - Therefore our sometime sister, now our queen, - Th' imperial jointress to this warlike state, - Have we, as 'twere with a defeated joy, - With an auspicious, and a dropping eye, - With mirth in funeral, and with dirge in marriage, - In equal scale weighing delight and dole, - Taken to wife; nor have we herein barr'd - Your better wisdoms, which have freely gone - With this affair along. For all, our thanks. - Now follows, that you know, young Fortinbras, - Holding a weak supposal of our worth, - Or thinking by our late dear brother's death - Our state to be disjoint and out of frame, - Colleagued with this dream of his advantage, - He hath not fail'd to pester us with message - Importing the surrender of those lands - Lost by his father, with all bands of law, - To our most valiant brother. So much for him. - Now for ourself and for this time of meeting. - Thus much the business is: we have here writ - To Norway, uncle of young Fortinbras, - Who, impotent and bedrid, scarcely hears - Of this his nephew's purpose, to suppress - His further gait herein, in that the levies, - The lists, and full proportions are all made - Out of his subject; and we here dispatch - You, good Cornelius, and you, Voltemand, - For bearers of this greeting to old Norway, - Giving to you no further personal power - To business with the King, more than the scope - Of these dilated articles allow. [Gives a paper.] - Farewell, and let your haste commend your duty. - Cor., Volt. In that, and all things, will we show our duty. - King. We doubt it nothing. Heartily farewell. - Exeunt Voltemand and Cornelius. - And now, Laertes, what's the news with you? - You told us of some suit. What is't, Laertes? - You cannot speak of reason to the Dane - And lose your voice. What wouldst thou beg, Laertes, - That shall not be my offer, not thy asking? - The head is not more native to the heart, - The hand more instrumental to the mouth, - Than is the throne of Denmark to thy father. - What wouldst thou have, Laertes? - Laer. My dread lord, - Your leave and favour to return to France; - From whence though willingly I came to Denmark - To show my duty in your coronation, - Yet now I must confess, that duty done, - My thoughts and wishes bend again toward France - And bow them to your gracious leave and pardon. - King. Have you your father's leave? What says Polonius? - Pol. He hath, my lord, wrung from me my slow leave - By laboursome petition, and at last - Upon his will I seal'd my hard consent. - I do beseech you give him leave to go. - King. Take thy fair hour, Laertes. Time be thine, - And thy best graces spend it at thy will! - But now, my cousin Hamlet, and my son- - Ham. [aside] A little more than kin, and less than kind! - King. How is it that the clouds still hang on you? - Ham. Not so, my lord. I am too much i' th' sun. - Queen. Good Hamlet, cast thy nighted colour off, - And let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark. - Do not for ever with thy vailed lids - Seek for thy noble father in the dust. - Thou know'st 'tis common. All that lives must die, - Passing through nature to eternity. - Ham. Ay, madam, it is common. - Queen. If it be, - Why seems it so particular with thee? - Ham. Seems, madam, Nay, it is. I know not 'seems.' - 'Tis not alone my inky cloak, good mother, - Nor customary suits of solemn black, - Nor windy suspiration of forc'd breath, - No, nor the fruitful river in the eye, - Nor the dejected havior of the visage, - Together with all forms, moods, shapes of grief, - 'That can denote me truly. These indeed seem, - For they are actions that a man might play; - But I have that within which passeth show- - These but the trappings and the suits of woe. - King. 'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature, Hamlet, - To give these mourning duties to your father; - But you must know, your father lost a father; - That father lost, lost his, and the survivor bound - In filial obligation for some term - To do obsequious sorrow. But to persever - In obstinate condolement is a course - Of impious stubbornness. 'Tis unmanly grief; - It shows a will most incorrect to heaven, - A heart unfortified, a mind impatient, - An understanding simple and unschool'd; - For what we know must be, and is as common - As any the most vulgar thing to sense, - Why should we in our peevish opposition - Take it to heart? Fie! 'tis a fault to heaven, - A fault against the dead, a fault to nature, - To reason most absurd, whose common theme - Is death of fathers, and who still hath cried, - From the first corse till he that died to-day, - 'This must be so.' We pray you throw to earth - This unprevailing woe, and think of us - As of a father; for let the world take note - You are the most immediate to our throne, - And with no less nobility of love - Than that which dearest father bears his son - Do I impart toward you. For your intent - In going back to school in Wittenberg, - It is most retrograde to our desire; - And we beseech you, bend you to remain - Here in the cheer and comfort of our eye, - Our chiefest courtier, cousin, and our son. - Queen. Let not thy mother lose her prayers, Hamlet. - I pray thee stay with us, go not to Wittenberg. - Ham. I shall in all my best obey you, madam. - King. Why, 'tis a loving and a fair reply. - Be as ourself in Denmark. Madam, come. - This gentle and unforc'd accord of Hamlet - Sits smiling to my heart; in grace whereof, - No jocund health that Denmark drinks to-day - But the great cannon to the clouds shall tell, - And the King's rouse the heaven shall bruit again, - Respeaking earthly thunder. Come away. - Flourish. Exeunt all but Hamlet. - Ham. O that this too too solid flesh would melt, - Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew! - Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd - His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God! God! - How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable - Seem to me all the uses of this world! - Fie on't! ah, fie! 'Tis an unweeded garden - That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature - Possess it merely. That it should come to this! - But two months dead! Nay, not so much, not two. - So excellent a king, that was to this - Hyperion to a satyr; so loving to my mother - That he might not beteem the winds of heaven - Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth! - Must I remember? Why, she would hang on him - As if increase of appetite had grown - By what it fed on; and yet, within a month- - Let me not think on't! Frailty, thy name is woman!- - A little month, or ere those shoes were old - With which she followed my poor father's body - Like Niobe, all tears- why she, even she - (O God! a beast that wants discourse of reason - Would have mourn'd longer) married with my uncle; - My father's brother, but no more like my father - Than I to Hercules. Within a month, - Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears - Had left the flushing in her galled eyes, - She married. O, most wicked speed, to post - With such dexterity to incestuous sheets! - It is not, nor it cannot come to good. - But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue! - - Enter Horatio, Marcellus, and Bernardo. - - Hor. Hail to your lordship! - Ham. I am glad to see you well. - Horatio!- or I do forget myself. - Hor. The same, my lord, and your poor servant ever. - Ham. Sir, my good friend- I'll change that name with you. - And what make you from Wittenberg, Horatio? - Marcellus? - Mar. My good lord! - Ham. I am very glad to see you.- [To Bernardo] Good even, sir.- - But what, in faith, make you from Wittenberg? - Hor. A truant disposition, good my lord. - Ham. I would not hear your enemy say so, - Nor shall you do my ear that violence - To make it truster of your own report - Against yourself. I know you are no truant. - But what is your affair in Elsinore? - We'll teach you to drink deep ere you depart. - Hor. My lord, I came to see your father's funeral. - Ham. I prithee do not mock me, fellow student. - I think it was to see my mother's wedding. - Hor. Indeed, my lord, it followed hard upon. - Ham. Thrift, thrift, Horatio! The funeral bak'd meats - Did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables. - Would I had met my dearest foe in heaven - Or ever I had seen that day, Horatio! - My father- methinks I see my father. - Hor. O, where, my lord? - Ham. In my mind's eye, Horatio. - Hor. I saw him once. He was a goodly king. - Ham. He was a man, take him for all in all. - I shall not look upon his like again. - Hor. My lord, I think I saw him yesternight. - Ham. Saw? who? - Hor. My lord, the King your father. - Ham. The King my father? - Hor. Season your admiration for a while - With an attent ear, till I may deliver - Upon the witness of these gentlemen, - This marvel to you. - Ham. For God's love let me hear! - Hor. Two nights together had these gentlemen - (Marcellus and Bernardo) on their watch - In the dead vast and middle of the night - Been thus encount'red. A figure like your father, - Armed at point exactly, cap-a-pe, - Appears before them and with solemn march - Goes slow and stately by them. Thrice he walk'd - By their oppress'd and fear-surprised eyes, - Within his truncheon's length; whilst they distill'd - Almost to jelly with the act of fear, - Stand dumb and speak not to him. This to me - In dreadful secrecy impart they did, - And I with them the third night kept the watch; - Where, as they had deliver'd, both in time, - Form of the thing, each word made true and good, - The apparition comes. I knew your father. - These hands are not more like. - Ham. But where was this? - Mar. My lord, upon the platform where we watch'd. - Ham. Did you not speak to it? - Hor. My lord, I did; - But answer made it none. Yet once methought - It lifted up it head and did address - Itself to motion, like as it would speak; - But even then the morning cock crew loud, - And at the sound it shrunk in haste away - And vanish'd from our sight. - Ham. 'Tis very strange. - Hor. As I do live, my honour'd lord, 'tis true; - And we did think it writ down in our duty - To let you know of it. - Ham. Indeed, indeed, sirs. But this troubles me. - Hold you the watch to-night? - Both [Mar. and Ber.] We do, my lord. - Ham. Arm'd, say you? - Both. Arm'd, my lord. - Ham. From top to toe? - Both. My lord, from head to foot. - Ham. Then saw you not his face? - Hor. O, yes, my lord! He wore his beaver up. - Ham. What, look'd he frowningly. - Hor. A countenance more in sorrow than in anger. - Ham. Pale or red? - Hor. Nay, very pale. - Ham. And fix'd his eyes upon you? - Hor. Most constantly. - Ham. I would I had been there. - Hor. It would have much amaz'd you. - Ham. Very like, very like. Stay'd it long? - Hor. While one with moderate haste might tell a hundred. - Both. Longer, longer. - Hor. Not when I saw't. - Ham. His beard was grizzled- no? - Hor. It was, as I have seen it in his life, - A sable silver'd. - Ham. I will watch to-night. - Perchance 'twill walk again. - Hor. I warr'nt it will. - Ham. If it assume my noble father's person, - I'll speak to it, though hell itself should gape - And bid me hold my peace. I pray you all, - If you have hitherto conceal'd this sight, - Let it be tenable in your silence still; - And whatsoever else shall hap to-night, - Give it an understanding but no tongue. - I will requite your loves. So, fare you well. - Upon the platform, 'twixt eleven and twelve, - I'll visit you. - All. Our duty to your honour. - Ham. Your loves, as mine to you. Farewell. - Exeunt [all but Hamlet]. - My father's spirit- in arms? All is not well. - I doubt some foul play. Would the night were come! - Till then sit still, my soul. Foul deeds will rise, - Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes. -Exit. - - - - -Scene III. -Elsinore. A room in the house of Polonius. - -Enter Laertes and Ophelia. - - Laer. My necessaries are embark'd. Farewell. - And, sister, as the winds give benefit - And convoy is assistant, do not sleep, - But let me hear from you. - Oph. Do you doubt that? - Laer. For Hamlet, and the trifling of his favour, - Hold it a fashion, and a toy in blood; - A violet in the youth of primy nature, - Forward, not permanent- sweet, not lasting; - The perfume and suppliance of a minute; - No more. - Oph. No more but so? - Laer. Think it no more. - For nature crescent does not grow alone - In thews and bulk; but as this temple waxes, - The inward service of the mind and soul - Grows wide withal. Perhaps he loves you now, - And now no soil nor cautel doth besmirch - The virtue of his will; but you must fear, - His greatness weigh'd, his will is not his own; - For he himself is subject to his birth. - He may not, as unvalued persons do, - Carve for himself, for on his choice depends - The safety and health of this whole state, - And therefore must his choice be circumscrib'd - Unto the voice and yielding of that body - Whereof he is the head. Then if he says he loves you, - It fits your wisdom so far to believe it - As he in his particular act and place - May give his saying deed; which is no further - Than the main voice of Denmark goes withal. - Then weigh what loss your honour may sustain - If with too credent ear you list his songs, - Or lose your heart, or your chaste treasure open - To his unmast'red importunity. - Fear it, Ophelia, fear it, my dear sister, - And keep you in the rear of your affection, - Out of the shot and danger of desire. - The chariest maid is prodigal enough - If she unmask her beauty to the moon. - Virtue itself scopes not calumnious strokes. - The canker galls the infants of the spring - Too oft before their buttons be disclos'd, - And in the morn and liquid dew of youth - Contagious blastments are most imminent. - Be wary then; best safety lies in fear. - Youth to itself rebels, though none else near. - Oph. I shall th' effect of this good lesson keep - As watchman to my heart. But, good my brother, - Do not as some ungracious pastors do, - Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven, - Whiles, like a puff'd and reckless libertine, - Himself the primrose path of dalliance treads - And recks not his own rede. - Laer. O, fear me not! - - Enter Polonius. - - I stay too long. But here my father comes. - A double blessing is a double grace; - Occasion smiles upon a second leave. - Pol. Yet here, Laertes? Aboard, aboard, for shame! - The wind sits in the shoulder of your sail, - And you are stay'd for. There- my blessing with thee! - And these few precepts in thy memory - Look thou character. Give thy thoughts no tongue, - Nor any unproportion'd thought his act. - Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar: - Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried, - Grapple them unto thy soul with hoops of steel; - But do not dull thy palm with entertainment - Of each new-hatch'd, unfledg'd comrade. Beware - Of entrance to a quarrel; but being in, - Bear't that th' opposed may beware of thee. - Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice; - Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment. - Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy, - But not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy; - For the apparel oft proclaims the man, - And they in France of the best rank and station - Are most select and generous, chief in that. - Neither a borrower nor a lender be; - For loan oft loses both itself and friend, - And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. - This above all- to thine own self be true, - And it must follow, as the night the day, - Thou canst not then be false to any man. - Farewell. My blessing season this in thee! - Laer. Most humbly do I take my leave, my lord. - Pol. The time invites you. Go, your servants tend. - Laer. Farewell, Ophelia, and remember well - What I have said to you. - Oph. 'Tis in my memory lock'd, - And you yourself shall keep the key of it. - Laer. Farewell. Exit. - Pol. What is't, Ophelia, he hath said to you? - Oph. So please you, something touching the Lord Hamlet. - Pol. Marry, well bethought! - 'Tis told me he hath very oft of late - Given private time to you, and you yourself - Have of your audience been most free and bounteous. - If it be so- as so 'tis put on me, - And that in way of caution- I must tell you - You do not understand yourself so clearly - As it behooves my daughter and your honour. - What is between you? Give me up the truth. - Oph. He hath, my lord, of late made many tenders - Of his affection to me. - Pol. Affection? Pooh! You speak like a green girl, - Unsifted in such perilous circumstance. - Do you believe his tenders, as you call them? - Oph. I do not know, my lord, what I should think, - Pol. Marry, I will teach you! Think yourself a baby - That you have ta'en these tenders for true pay, - Which are not sterling. Tender yourself more dearly, - Or (not to crack the wind of the poor phrase, - Running it thus) you'll tender me a fool. - Oph. My lord, he hath importun'd me with love - In honourable fashion. - Pol. Ay, fashion you may call it. Go to, go to! - Oph. And hath given countenance to his speech, my lord, - With almost all the holy vows of heaven. - Pol. Ay, springes to catch woodcocks! I do know, - When the blood burns, how prodigal the soul - Lends the tongue vows. These blazes, daughter, - Giving more light than heat, extinct in both - Even in their promise, as it is a-making, - You must not take for fire. From this time - Be something scanter of your maiden presence. - Set your entreatments at a higher rate - Than a command to parley. For Lord Hamlet, - Believe so much in him, that he is young, - And with a larger tether may he walk - Than may be given you. In few, Ophelia, - Do not believe his vows; for they are brokers, - Not of that dye which their investments show, - But mere implorators of unholy suits, - Breathing like sanctified and pious bawds, - The better to beguile. This is for all: - I would not, in plain terms, from this time forth - Have you so slander any moment leisure - As to give words or talk with the Lord Hamlet. - Look to't, I charge you. Come your ways. - Oph. I shall obey, my lord. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene IV. -Elsinore. The platform before the Castle. - -Enter Hamlet, Horatio, and Marcellus. - - Ham. The air bites shrewdly; it is very cold. - Hor. It is a nipping and an eager air. - Ham. What hour now? - Hor. I think it lacks of twelve. - Mar. No, it is struck. - Hor. Indeed? I heard it not. It then draws near the season - Wherein the spirit held his wont to walk. - A flourish of trumpets, and two pieces go off. - What does this mean, my lord? - Ham. The King doth wake to-night and takes his rouse, - Keeps wassail, and the swagg'ring upspring reels, - And, as he drains his draughts of Rhenish down, - The kettledrum and trumpet thus bray out - The triumph of his pledge. - Hor. Is it a custom? - Ham. Ay, marry, is't; - But to my mind, though I am native here - And to the manner born, it is a custom - More honour'd in the breach than the observance. - This heavy-headed revel east and west - Makes us traduc'd and tax'd of other nations; - They clip us drunkards and with swinish phrase - Soil our addition; and indeed it takes - From our achievements, though perform'd at height, - The pith and marrow of our attribute. - So oft it chances in particular men - That, for some vicious mole of nature in them, - As in their birth,- wherein they are not guilty, - Since nature cannot choose his origin,- - By the o'ergrowth of some complexion, - Oft breaking down the pales and forts of reason, - Or by some habit that too much o'erleavens - The form of plausive manners, that these men - Carrying, I say, the stamp of one defect, - Being nature's livery, or fortune's star, - Their virtues else- be they as pure as grace, - As infinite as man may undergo- - Shall in the general censure take corruption - From that particular fault. The dram of e'il - Doth all the noble substance often dout To his own scandal. - - Enter Ghost. - - Hor. Look, my lord, it comes! - Ham. Angels and ministers of grace defend us! - Be thou a spirit of health or goblin damn'd, - Bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from hell, - Be thy intents wicked or charitable, - Thou com'st in such a questionable shape - That I will speak to thee. I'll call thee Hamlet, - King, father, royal Dane. O, answer me? - Let me not burst in ignorance, but tell - Why thy canoniz'd bones, hearsed in death, - Have burst their cerements; why the sepulchre - Wherein we saw thee quietly inurn'd, - Hath op'd his ponderous and marble jaws - To cast thee up again. What may this mean - That thou, dead corse, again in complete steel, - Revisits thus the glimpses of the moon, - Making night hideous, and we fools of nature - So horridly to shake our disposition - With thoughts beyond the reaches of our souls? - Say, why is this? wherefore? What should we do? - Ghost beckons Hamlet. - Hor. It beckons you to go away with it, - As if it some impartment did desire - To you alone. - Mar. Look with what courteous action - It waves you to a more removed ground. - But do not go with it! - Hor. No, by no means! - Ham. It will not speak. Then will I follow it. - Hor. Do not, my lord! - Ham. Why, what should be the fear? - I do not set my life at a pin's fee; - And for my soul, what can it do to that, - Being a thing immortal as itself? - It waves me forth again. I'll follow it. - Hor. What if it tempt you toward the flood, my lord, - Or to the dreadful summit of the cliff - That beetles o'er his base into the sea, - And there assume some other, horrible form - Which might deprive your sovereignty of reason - And draw you into madness? Think of it. - The very place puts toys of desperation, - Without more motive, into every brain - That looks so many fadoms to the sea - And hears it roar beneath. - Ham. It waves me still. - Go on. I'll follow thee. - Mar. You shall not go, my lord. - Ham. Hold off your hands! - Hor. Be rul'd. You shall not go. - Ham. My fate cries out - And makes each petty artire in this body - As hardy as the Nemean lion's nerve. - [Ghost beckons.] - Still am I call'd. Unhand me, gentlemen. - By heaven, I'll make a ghost of him that lets me!- - I say, away!- Go on. I'll follow thee. - Exeunt Ghost and Hamlet. - Hor. He waxes desperate with imagination. - Mar. Let's follow. 'Tis not fit thus to obey him. - Hor. Have after. To what issue wail this come? - Mar. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. - Hor. Heaven will direct it. - Mar. Nay, let's follow him. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene V. -Elsinore. The Castle. Another part of the fortifications. - -Enter Ghost and Hamlet. - - Ham. Whither wilt thou lead me? Speak! I'll go no further. - Ghost. Mark me. - Ham. I will. - Ghost. My hour is almost come, - When I to sulph'rous and tormenting flames - Must render up myself. - Ham. Alas, poor ghost! - Ghost. Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing - To what I shall unfold. - Ham. Speak. I am bound to hear. - Ghost. So art thou to revenge, when thou shalt hear. - Ham. What? - Ghost. I am thy father's spirit, - Doom'd for a certain term to walk the night, - And for the day confin'd to fast in fires, - Till the foul crimes done in my days of nature - Are burnt and purg'd away. But that I am forbid - To tell the secrets of my prison house, - I could a tale unfold whose lightest word - Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood, - Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres, - Thy knotted and combined locks to part, - And each particular hair to stand an end - Like quills upon the fretful porpentine. - But this eternal blazon must not be - To ears of flesh and blood. List, list, O, list! - If thou didst ever thy dear father love- - Ham. O God! - Ghost. Revenge his foul and most unnatural murther. - Ham. Murther? - Ghost. Murther most foul, as in the best it is; - But this most foul, strange, and unnatural. - Ham. Haste me to know't, that I, with wings as swift - As meditation or the thoughts of love, - May sweep to my revenge. - Ghost. I find thee apt; - And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed - That rots itself in ease on Lethe wharf, - Wouldst thou not stir in this. Now, Hamlet, hear. - 'Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard, - A serpent stung me. So the whole ear of Denmark - Is by a forged process of my death - Rankly abus'd. But know, thou noble youth, - The serpent that did sting thy father's life - Now wears his crown. - Ham. O my prophetic soul! - My uncle? - Ghost. Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast, - With witchcraft of his wit, with traitorous gifts- - O wicked wit and gifts, that have the power - So to seduce!- won to his shameful lust - The will of my most seeming-virtuous queen. - O Hamlet, what a falling-off was there, - From me, whose love was of that dignity - That it went hand in hand even with the vow - I made to her in marriage, and to decline - Upon a wretch whose natural gifts were poor - To those of mine! - But virtue, as it never will be mov'd, - Though lewdness court it in a shape of heaven, - So lust, though to a radiant angel link'd, - Will sate itself in a celestial bed - And prey on garbage. - But soft! methinks I scent the morning air. - Brief let me be. Sleeping within my orchard, - My custom always of the afternoon, - Upon my secure hour thy uncle stole, - With juice of cursed hebona in a vial, - And in the porches of my ears did pour - The leperous distilment; whose effect - Holds such an enmity with blood of man - That swift as quicksilverr it courses through - The natural gates and alleys of the body, - And with a sudden vigour it doth posset - And curd, like eager droppings into milk, - The thin and wholesome blood. So did it mine; - And a most instant tetter bark'd about, - Most lazar-like, with vile and loathsome crust - All my smooth body. - Thus was I, sleeping, by a brother's hand - Of life, of crown, of queen, at once dispatch'd; - Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin, - Unhous'led, disappointed, unanel'd, - No reckoning made, but sent to my account - With all my imperfections on my head. - Ham. O, horrible! O, horrible! most horrible! - Ghost. If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not. - Let not the royal bed of Denmark be - A couch for luxury and damned incest. - But, howsoever thou pursuest this act, - Taint not thy mind, nor let thy soul contrive - Against thy mother aught. Leave her to heaven, - And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge - To prick and sting her. Fare thee well at once. - The glowworm shows the matin to be near - And gins to pale his uneffectual fire. - Adieu, adieu, adieu! Remember me. Exit. - Ham. O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? - And shall I couple hell? Hold, hold, my heart! - And you, my sinews, grow not instant old, - But bear me stiffly up. Remember thee? - Ay, thou poor ghost, while memory holds a seat - In this distracted globe. Remember thee? - Yea, from the table of my memory - I'll wipe away all trivial fond records, - All saws of books, all forms, all pressures past - That youth and observation copied there, - And thy commandment all alone shall live - Within the book and volume of my brain, - Unmix'd with baser matter. Yes, by heaven! - O most pernicious woman! - O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! - My tables! Meet it is I set it down - That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain; - At least I am sure it may be so in Denmark. [Writes.] - So, uncle, there you are. Now to my word: - It is 'Adieu, adieu! Remember me.' - I have sworn't. - Hor. (within) My lord, my lord! - - Enter Horatio and Marcellus. - - Mar. Lord Hamlet! - Hor. Heaven secure him! - Ham. So be it! - Mar. Illo, ho, ho, my lord! - Ham. Hillo, ho, ho, boy! Come, bird, come. - Mar. How is't, my noble lord? - Hor. What news, my lord? - Mar. O, wonderful! - Hor. Good my lord, tell it. - Ham. No, you will reveal it. - Hor. Not I, my lord, by heaven! - Mar. Nor I, my lord. - Ham. How say you then? Would heart of man once think it? - But you'll be secret? - Both. Ay, by heaven, my lord. - Ham. There's neer a villain dwelling in all Denmark - But he's an arrant knave. - Hor. There needs no ghost, my lord, come from the grave - To tell us this. - Ham. Why, right! You are in the right! - And so, without more circumstance at all, - I hold it fit that we shake hands and part; - You, as your business and desires shall point you, - For every man hath business and desire, - Such as it is; and for my own poor part, - Look you, I'll go pray. - Hor. These are but wild and whirling words, my lord. - Ham. I am sorry they offend you, heartily; - Yes, faith, heartily. - Hor. There's no offence, my lord. - Ham. Yes, by Saint Patrick, but there is, Horatio, - And much offence too. Touching this vision here, - It is an honest ghost, that let me tell you. - For your desire to know what is between us, - O'ermaster't as you may. And now, good friends, - As you are friends, scholars, and soldiers, - Give me one poor request. - Hor. What is't, my lord? We will. - Ham. Never make known what you have seen to-night. - Both. My lord, we will not. - Ham. Nay, but swear't. - Hor. In faith, - My lord, not I. - Mar. Nor I, my lord- in faith. - Ham. Upon my sword. - Mar. We have sworn, my lord, already. - Ham. Indeed, upon my sword, indeed. - - Ghost cries under the stage. - - Ghost. Swear. - Ham. Aha boy, say'st thou so? Art thou there, truepenny? - Come on! You hear this fellow in the cellarage. - Consent to swear. - Hor. Propose the oath, my lord. - Ham. Never to speak of this that you have seen. - Swear by my sword. - Ghost. [beneath] Swear. - Ham. Hic et ubique? Then we'll shift our ground. - Come hither, gentlemen, - And lay your hands again upon my sword. - Never to speak of this that you have heard: - Swear by my sword. - Ghost. [beneath] Swear by his sword. - Ham. Well said, old mole! Canst work i' th' earth so fast? - A worthy pioner! Once more remove, good friends." - Hor. O day and night, but this is wondrous strange! - Ham. And therefore as a stranger give it welcome. - There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, - Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. - But come! - Here, as before, never, so help you mercy, - How strange or odd soe'er I bear myself - (As I perchance hereafter shall think meet - To put an antic disposition on), - That you, at such times seeing me, never shall, - With arms encumb'red thus, or this head-shake, - Or by pronouncing of some doubtful phrase, - As 'Well, well, we know,' or 'We could, an if we would,' - Or 'If we list to speak,' or 'There be, an if they might,' - Or such ambiguous giving out, to note - That you know aught of me- this is not to do, - So grace and mercy at your most need help you, - Swear. - Ghost. [beneath] Swear. - [They swear.] - Ham. Rest, rest, perturbed spirit! So, gentlemen, - With all my love I do commend me to you; - And what so poor a man as Hamlet is - May do t' express his love and friending to you, - God willing, shall not lack. Let us go in together; - And still your fingers on your lips, I pray. - The time is out of joint. O cursed spite - That ever I was born to set it right! - Nay, come, let's go together. - Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -Act II. Scene I. -Elsinore. A room in the house of Polonius. - -Enter Polonius and Reynaldo. - - Pol. Give him this money and these notes, Reynaldo. - Rey. I will, my lord. - Pol. You shall do marvell's wisely, good Reynaldo, - Before You visit him, to make inquire - Of his behaviour. - Rey. My lord, I did intend it. - Pol. Marry, well said, very well said. Look you, sir, - Enquire me first what Danskers are in Paris; - And how, and who, what means, and where they keep, - What company, at what expense; and finding - By this encompassment and drift of question - That they do know my son, come you more nearer - Than your particular demands will touch it. - Take you, as 'twere, some distant knowledge of him; - As thus, 'I know his father and his friends, - And in part him.' Do you mark this, Reynaldo? - Rey. Ay, very well, my lord. - Pol. 'And in part him, but,' you may say, 'not well. - But if't be he I mean, he's very wild - Addicted so and so'; and there put on him - What forgeries you please; marry, none so rank - As may dishonour him- take heed of that; - But, sir, such wanton, wild, and usual slips - As are companions noted and most known - To youth and liberty. - Rey. As gaming, my lord. - Pol. Ay, or drinking, fencing, swearing, quarrelling, - Drabbing. You may go so far. - Rey. My lord, that would dishonour him. - Pol. Faith, no, as you may season it in the charge. - You must not put another scandal on him, - That he is open to incontinency. - That's not my meaning. But breathe his faults so quaintly - That they may seem the taints of liberty, - The flash and outbreak of a fiery mind, - A savageness in unreclaimed blood, - Of general assault. - Rey. But, my good lord- - Pol. Wherefore should you do this? - Rey. Ay, my lord, - I would know that. - Pol. Marry, sir, here's my drift, - And I believe it is a fetch of warrant. - You laying these slight sullies on my son - As 'twere a thing a little soil'd i' th' working, - Mark you, - Your party in converse, him you would sound, - Having ever seen in the prenominate crimes - The youth you breathe of guilty, be assur'd - He closes with you in this consequence: - 'Good sir,' or so, or 'friend,' or 'gentleman'- - According to the phrase or the addition - Of man and country- - Rey. Very good, my lord. - Pol. And then, sir, does 'a this- 'a does- What was I about to say? - By the mass, I was about to say something! Where did I leave? - Rey. At 'closes in the consequence,' at 'friend or so,' and - gentleman.' - Pol. At 'closes in the consequence'- Ay, marry! - He closes thus: 'I know the gentleman. - I saw him yesterday, or t'other day, - Or then, or then, with such or such; and, as you say, - There was 'a gaming; there o'ertook in's rouse; - There falling out at tennis'; or perchance, - 'I saw him enter such a house of sale,' - Videlicet, a brothel, or so forth. - See you now- - Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth; - And thus do we of wisdom and of reach, - With windlasses and with assays of bias, - By indirections find directions out. - So, by my former lecture and advice, - Shall you my son. You have me, have you not - Rey. My lord, I have. - Pol. God b' wi' ye, fare ye well! - Rey. Good my lord! [Going.] - Pol. Observe his inclination in yourself. - Rey. I shall, my lord. - Pol. And let him ply his music. - Rey. Well, my lord. - Pol. Farewell! - Exit Reynaldo. - - Enter Ophelia. - - How now, Ophelia? What's the matter? - Oph. O my lord, my lord, I have been so affrighted! - Pol. With what, i' th' name of God I - Oph. My lord, as I was sewing in my closet, - Lord Hamlet, with his doublet all unbrac'd, - No hat upon his head, his stockings foul'd, - Ungart'red, and down-gyved to his ankle; - Pale as his shirt, his knees knocking each other, - And with a look so piteous in purport - As if he had been loosed out of hell - To speak of horrors- he comes before me. - Pol. Mad for thy love? - Oph. My lord, I do not know, - But truly I do fear it. - Pol. What said he? - Oph. He took me by the wrist and held me hard; - Then goes he to the length of all his arm, - And, with his other hand thus o'er his brow, - He falls to such perusal of my face - As he would draw it. Long stay'd he so. - At last, a little shaking of mine arm, - And thrice his head thus waving up and down, - He rais'd a sigh so piteous and profound - As it did seem to shatter all his bulk - And end his being. That done, he lets me go, - And with his head over his shoulder turn'd - He seem'd to find his way without his eyes, - For out o' doors he went without their help - And to the last bended their light on me. - Pol. Come, go with me. I will go seek the King. - This is the very ecstasy of love, - Whose violent property fordoes itself - And leads the will to desperate undertakings - As oft as any passion under heaven - That does afflict our natures. I am sorry. - What, have you given him any hard words of late? - Oph. No, my good lord; but, as you did command, - I did repel his letters and denied - His access to me. - Pol. That hath made him mad. - I am sorry that with better heed and judgment - I had not quoted him. I fear'd he did but trifle - And meant to wrack thee; but beshrew my jealousy! - By heaven, it is as proper to our age - To cast beyond ourselves in our opinions - As it is common for the younger sort - To lack discretion. Come, go we to the King. - This must be known; which, being kept close, might move - More grief to hide than hate to utter love. - Come. - Exeunt. - -Scene II. -Elsinore. A room in the Castle. - -Flourish. [Enter King and Queen, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, cum aliis. - - King. Welcome, dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. - Moreover that we much did long to see you, - The need we have to use you did provoke - Our hasty sending. Something have you heard - Of Hamlet's transformation. So I call it, - Sith nor th' exterior nor the inward man - Resembles that it was. What it should be, - More than his father's death, that thus hath put him - So much from th' understanding of himself, - I cannot dream of. I entreat you both - That, being of so young clays brought up with him, - And since so neighbour'd to his youth and haviour, - That you vouchsafe your rest here in our court - Some little time; so by your companies - To draw him on to pleasures, and to gather - So much as from occasion you may glean, - Whether aught to us unknown afflicts him thus - That, open'd, lies within our remedy. - Queen. Good gentlemen, he hath much talk'd of you, - And sure I am two men there are not living - To whom he more adheres. If it will please you - To show us so much gentry and good will - As to expend your time with us awhile - For the supply and profit of our hope, - Your visitation shall receive such thanks - As fits a king's remembrance. - Ros. Both your Majesties - Might, by the sovereign power you have of us, - Put your dread pleasures more into command - Than to entreaty. - Guil. But we both obey, - And here give up ourselves, in the full bent, - To lay our service freely at your feet, - To be commanded. - King. Thanks, Rosencrantz and gentle Guildenstern. - Queen. Thanks, Guildenstern and gentle Rosencrantz. - And I beseech you instantly to visit - My too much changed son.- Go, some of you, - And bring these gentlemen where Hamlet is. - Guil. Heavens make our presence and our practices - Pleasant and helpful to him! - Queen. Ay, amen! - Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, [with some - Attendants]. - - Enter Polonius. - - Pol. Th' ambassadors from Norway, my good lord, - Are joyfully return'd. - King. Thou still hast been the father of good news. - Pol. Have I, my lord? Assure you, my good liege, - I hold my duty as I hold my soul, - Both to my God and to my gracious king; - And I do think- or else this brain of mine - Hunts not the trail of policy so sure - As it hath us'd to do- that I have found - The very cause of Hamlet's lunacy. - King. O, speak of that! That do I long to hear. - Pol. Give first admittance to th' ambassadors. - My news shall be the fruit to that great feast. - King. Thyself do grace to them, and bring them in. - [Exit Polonius.] - He tells me, my dear Gertrude, he hath found - The head and source of all your son's distemper. - Queen. I doubt it is no other but the main, - His father's death and our o'erhasty marriage. - King. Well, we shall sift him. - - Enter Polonius, Voltemand, and Cornelius. - - Welcome, my good friends. - Say, Voltemand, what from our brother Norway? - Volt. Most fair return of greetings and desires. - Upon our first, he sent out to suppress - His nephew's levies; which to him appear'd - To be a preparation 'gainst the Polack, - But better look'd into, he truly found - It was against your Highness; whereat griev'd, - That so his sickness, age, and impotence - Was falsely borne in hand, sends out arrests - On Fortinbras; which he, in brief, obeys, - Receives rebuke from Norway, and, in fine, - Makes vow before his uncle never more - To give th' assay of arms against your Majesty. - Whereon old Norway, overcome with joy, - Gives him three thousand crowns in annual fee - And his commission to employ those soldiers, - So levied as before, against the Polack; - With an entreaty, herein further shown, - [Gives a paper.] - That it might please you to give quiet pass - Through your dominions for this enterprise, - On such regards of safety and allowance - As therein are set down. - King. It likes us well; - And at our more consider'd time we'll read, - Answer, and think upon this business. - Meantime we thank you for your well-took labour. - Go to your rest; at night we'll feast together. - Most welcome home! Exeunt Ambassadors. - Pol. This business is well ended. - My liege, and madam, to expostulate - What majesty should be, what duty is, - Why day is day, night is night, and time is time. - Were nothing but to waste night, day, and time. - Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, - And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, - I will be brief. Your noble son is mad. - Mad call I it; for, to define true madness, - What is't but to be nothing else but mad? - But let that go. - Queen. More matter, with less art. - Pol. Madam, I swear I use no art at all. - That he is mad, 'tis true: 'tis true 'tis pity; - And pity 'tis 'tis true. A foolish figure! - But farewell it, for I will use no art. - Mad let us grant him then. And now remains - That we find out the cause of this effect- - Or rather say, the cause of this defect, - For this effect defective comes by cause. - Thus it remains, and the remainder thus. - Perpend. - I have a daughter (have while she is mine), - Who in her duty and obedience, mark, - Hath given me this. Now gather, and surmise. - [Reads] the letter. - 'To the celestial, and my soul's idol, the most beautified - Ophelia,'- - - That's an ill phrase, a vile phrase; 'beautified' is a vile - phrase. - But you shall hear. Thus: - [Reads.] - 'In her excellent white bosom, these, &c.' - Queen. Came this from Hamlet to her? - Pol. Good madam, stay awhile. I will be faithful. [Reads.] - - 'Doubt thou the stars are fire; - Doubt that the sun doth move; - Doubt truth to be a liar; - But never doubt I love. - 'O dear Ophelia, I am ill at these numbers; I have not art to - reckon my groans; but that I love thee best, O most best, believe - it. Adieu. - 'Thine evermore, most dear lady, whilst this machine is to him, - HAMLET.' - - This, in obedience, hath my daughter shown me; - And more above, hath his solicitings, - As they fell out by time, by means, and place, - All given to mine ear. - King. But how hath she - Receiv'd his love? - Pol. What do you think of me? - King. As of a man faithful and honourable. - Pol. I would fain prove so. But what might you think, - When I had seen this hot love on the wing - (As I perceiv'd it, I must tell you that, - Before my daughter told me), what might you, - Or my dear Majesty your queen here, think, - If I had play'd the desk or table book, - Or given my heart a winking, mute and dumb, - Or look'd upon this love with idle sight? - What might you think? No, I went round to work - And my young mistress thus I did bespeak: - 'Lord Hamlet is a prince, out of thy star. - This must not be.' And then I prescripts gave her, - That she should lock herself from his resort, - Admit no messengers, receive no tokens. - Which done, she took the fruits of my advice, - And he, repulsed, a short tale to make, - Fell into a sadness, then into a fast, - Thence to a watch, thence into a weakness, - Thence to a lightness, and, by this declension, - Into the madness wherein now he raves, - And all we mourn for. - King. Do you think 'tis this? - Queen. it may be, very like. - Pol. Hath there been such a time- I would fain know that- - That I have Positively said ''Tis so,' - When it prov'd otherwise.? - King. Not that I know. - Pol. [points to his head and shoulder] Take this from this, if this - be otherwise. - If circumstances lead me, I will find - Where truth is hid, though it were hid indeed - Within the centre. - King. How may we try it further? - Pol. You know sometimes he walks four hours together - Here in the lobby. - Queen. So he does indeed. - Pol. At such a time I'll loose my daughter to him. - Be you and I behind an arras then. - Mark the encounter. If he love her not, - And he not from his reason fall'n thereon - Let me be no assistant for a state, - But keep a farm and carters. - King. We will try it. - - Enter Hamlet, reading on a book. - - Queen. But look where sadly the poor wretch comes reading. - Pol. Away, I do beseech you, both away - I'll board him presently. O, give me leave. - Exeunt King and Queen, [with Attendants]. - How does my good Lord Hamlet? - Ham. Well, God-a-mercy. - Pol. Do you know me, my lord? - Ham. Excellent well. You are a fishmonger. - Pol. Not I, my lord. - Ham. Then I would you were so honest a man. - Pol. Honest, my lord? - Ham. Ay, sir. To be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man - pick'd out of ten thousand. - Pol. That's very true, my lord. - Ham. For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a god - kissing carrion- Have you a daughter? - Pol. I have, my lord. - Ham. Let her not walk i' th' sun. Conception is a blessing, but not - as your daughter may conceive. Friend, look to't. - Pol. [aside] How say you by that? Still harping on my daughter. Yet - he knew me not at first. He said I was a fishmonger. He is far - gone, far gone! And truly in my youth I suff'red much extremity - for love- very near this. I'll speak to him again.- What do you - read, my lord? - Ham. Words, words, words. - Pol. What is the matter, my lord? - Ham. Between who? - Pol. I mean, the matter that you read, my lord. - Ham. Slanders, sir; for the satirical rogue says here that old men - have grey beards; that their faces are wrinkled; their eyes - purging thick amber and plum-tree gum; and that they have a - plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams. All which, - sir, though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it - not honesty to have it thus set down; for you yourself, sir, - should be old as I am if, like a crab, you could go backward. - Pol. [aside] Though this be madness, yet there is a method in't.- - Will You walk out of the air, my lord? - Ham. Into my grave? - Pol. Indeed, that is out o' th' air. [Aside] How pregnant sometimes - his replies are! a happiness that often madness hits on, which - reason and sanity could not so prosperously be delivered of. I - will leave him and suddenly contrive the means of meeting between - him and my daughter.- My honourable lord, I will most humbly take - my leave of you. - Ham. You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will more - willingly part withal- except my life, except my life, except my - life, - - Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. - - Pol. Fare you well, my lord. - Ham. These tedious old fools! - Pol. You go to seek the Lord Hamlet. There he is. - Ros. [to Polonius] God save you, sir! - Exit [Polonius]. - Guil. My honour'd lord! - Ros. My most dear lord! - Ham. My excellent good friends! How dost thou, Guildenstern? Ah, - Rosencrantz! Good lads, how do ye both? - Ros. As the indifferent children of the earth. - Guil. Happy in that we are not over-happy. - On Fortune's cap we are not the very button. - Ham. Nor the soles of her shoe? - Ros. Neither, my lord. - Ham. Then you live about her waist, or in the middle of her - favours? - Guil. Faith, her privates we. - Ham. In the secret parts of Fortune? O! most true! she is a - strumpet. What news ? - Ros. None, my lord, but that the world's grown honest. - Ham. Then is doomsday near! But your news is not true. Let me - question more in particular. What have you, my good friends, - deserved at the hands of Fortune that she sends you to prison - hither? - Guil. Prison, my lord? - Ham. Denmark's a prison. - Ros. Then is the world one. - Ham. A goodly one; in which there are many confines, wards, and - dungeons, Denmark being one o' th' worst. - Ros. We think not so, my lord. - Ham. Why, then 'tis none to you; for there is nothing either good - or bad but thinking makes it so. To me it is a prison. - Ros. Why, then your ambition makes it one. 'Tis too narrow for your - mind. - Ham. O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a - king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams. - Guil. Which dreams indeed are ambition; for the very substance of - the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - Ham. A dream itself is but a shadow. - Ros. Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a quality that - it is but a shadow's shadow. - Ham. Then are our beggars bodies, and our monarchs and outstretch'd - heroes the beggars' shadows. Shall we to th' court? for, by my - fay, I cannot reason. - Both. We'll wait upon you. - Ham. No such matter! I will not sort you with the rest of my - servants; for, to speak to you like an honest man, I am most - dreadfully attended. But in the beaten way of friendship, what - make you at Elsinore? - Ros. To visit you, my lord; no other occasion. - Ham. Beggar that I am, I am even poor in thanks; but I thank you; - and sure, dear friends, my thanks are too dear a halfpenny. Were - you not sent for? Is it your own inclining? Is it a free - visitation? Come, deal justly with me. Come, come! Nay, speak. - Guil. What should we say, my lord? - Ham. Why, anything- but to th' purpose. You were sent for; and - there is a kind of confession in your looks, which your modesties - have not craft enough to colour. I know the good King and Queen - have sent for you. - Ros. To what end, my lord? - Ham. That you must teach me. But let me conjure you by the rights - of our fellowship, by the consonancy of our youth, by the - obligation of our ever-preserved love, and by what more dear a - better proposer could charge you withal, be even and direct with - me, whether you were sent for or no. - Ros. [aside to Guildenstern] What say you? - Ham. [aside] Nay then, I have an eye of you.- If you love me, hold - not off. - Guil. My lord, we were sent for. - Ham. I will tell you why. So shall my anticipation prevent your - discovery, and your secrecy to the King and Queen moult no - feather. I have of late- but wherefore I know not- lost all my - mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed, it goes so - heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, - seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the - air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical - roof fretted with golden fire- why, it appeareth no other thing - to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a - piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in - faculties! in form and moving how express and admirable! in - action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the - beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! And yet to me what - is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me- no, nor woman - neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so. - Ros. My lord, there was no such stuff in my thoughts. - Ham. Why did you laugh then, when I said 'Man delights not me'? - Ros. To think, my lord, if you delight not in man, what lenten - entertainment the players shall receive from you. We coted them - on the way, and hither are they coming to offer you service. - Ham. He that plays the king shall be welcome- his Majesty shall - have tribute of me; the adventurous knight shall use his foil and - target; the lover shall not sigh gratis; the humorous man shall - end his part in peace; the clown shall make those laugh whose - lungs are tickle o' th' sere; and the lady shall say her mind - freely, or the blank verse shall halt fort. What players are - they? - Ros. Even those you were wont to take such delight in, the - tragedians of the city. - Ham. How chances it they travel? Their residence, both in - reputation and profit, was better both ways. - Ros. I think their inhibition comes by the means of the late - innovation. - Ham. Do they hold the same estimation they did when I was in the - city? Are they so follow'd? - Ros. No indeed are they not. - Ham. How comes it? Do they grow rusty? - Ros. Nay, their endeavour keeps in the wonted pace; but there is, - sir, an eyrie of children, little eyases, that cry out on the top - of question and are most tyrannically clapp'd fort. These are now - the fashion, and so berattle the common stages (so they call - them) that many wearing rapiers are afraid of goosequills and - dare scarce come thither. - Ham. What, are they children? Who maintains 'em? How are they - escoted? Will they pursue the quality no longer than they can - sing? Will they not say afterwards, if they should grow - themselves to common players (as it is most like, if their means - are no better), their writers do them wrong to make them exclaim - against their own succession. - Ros. Faith, there has been much to do on both sides; and the nation - holds it no sin to tarre them to controversy. There was, for a - while, no money bid for argument unless the poet and the player - went to cuffs in the question. - Ham. Is't possible? - Guil. O, there has been much throwing about of brains. - Ham. Do the boys carry it away? - Ros. Ay, that they do, my lord- Hercules and his load too. - Ham. It is not very strange; for my uncle is King of Denmark, and - those that would make mows at him while my father lived give - twenty, forty, fifty, a hundred ducats apiece for his picture in - little. 'Sblood, there is something in this more than natural, if - philosophy could find it out. - - Flourish for the Players. - - Guil. There are the players. - Ham. Gentlemen, you are welcome to Elsinore. Your hands, come! Th' - appurtenance of welcome is fashion and ceremony. Let me comply - with you in this garb, lest my extent to the players (which I - tell you must show fairly outwards) should more appear like - entertainment than yours. You are welcome. But my uncle-father - and aunt-mother are deceiv'd. - Guil. In what, my dear lord? - Ham. I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly I - know a hawk from a handsaw. - - Enter Polonius. - - Pol. Well be with you, gentlemen! - Ham. Hark you, Guildenstern- and you too- at each ear a hearer! - That great baby you see there is not yet out of his swaddling - clouts. - Ros. Happily he's the second time come to them; for they say an old - man is twice a child. - Ham. I will prophesy he comes to tell me of the players. Mark it.- - You say right, sir; a Monday morning; twas so indeed. - Pol. My lord, I have news to tell you. - Ham. My lord, I have news to tell you. When Roscius was an actor in - Rome- - Pol. The actors are come hither, my lord. - Ham. Buzz, buzz! - Pol. Upon my honour- - Ham. Then came each actor on his ass- - Pol. The best actors in the world, either for tragedy, comedy, - history, pastoral, pastoral-comical, historical-pastoral, - tragical-historical, tragical-comical-historical-pastoral; scene - individable, or poem unlimited. Seneca cannot be too heavy, nor - Plautus too light. For the law of writ and the liberty, these are - the only men. - Ham. O Jephthah, judge of Israel, what a treasure hadst thou! - Pol. What treasure had he, my lord? - Ham. Why, - - 'One fair daughter, and no more, - The which he loved passing well.' - - Pol. [aside] Still on my daughter. - Ham. Am I not i' th' right, old Jephthah? - Pol. If you call me Jephthah, my lord, I have a daughter that I - love passing well. - Ham. Nay, that follows not. - Pol. What follows then, my lord? - Ham. Why, - - 'As by lot, God wot,' - - and then, you know, - - 'It came to pass, as most like it was.' - - The first row of the pious chanson will show you more; for look - where my abridgment comes. - - Enter four or five Players. - - You are welcome, masters; welcome, all.- I am glad to see thee - well.- Welcome, good friends.- O, my old friend? Why, thy face is - valanc'd since I saw thee last. Com'st' thou to' beard me in - Denmark?- What, my young lady and mistress? By'r Lady, your - ladyship is nearer to heaven than when I saw you last by the - altitude of a chopine. Pray God your voice, like a piece of - uncurrent gold, be not crack'd within the ring.- Masters, you are - all welcome. We'll e'en to't like French falconers, fly at - anything we see. We'll have a speech straight. Come, give us a - taste of your quality. Come, a passionate speech. - 1. Play. What speech, my good lord? - Ham. I heard thee speak me a speech once, but it was never acted; - or if it was, not above once; for the play, I remember, pleas'd - not the million, 'twas caviary to the general; but it was (as I - receiv'd it, and others, whose judgments in such matters cried in - the top of mine) an excellent play, well digested in the scenes, - set down with as much modesty as cunning. I remember one said - there were no sallets in the lines to make the matter savoury, - nor no matter in the phrase that might indict the author of - affectation; but call'd it an honest method, as wholesome as - sweet, and by very much more handsome than fine. One speech in't - I chiefly lov'd. 'Twas AEneas' tale to Dido, and thereabout of it - especially where he speaks of Priam's slaughter. If it live in - your memory, begin at this line- let me see, let me see: - - 'The rugged Pyrrhus, like th' Hyrcanian beast-' - - 'Tis not so; it begins with Pyrrhus: - - 'The rugged Pyrrhus, he whose sable arms, - Black as his purpose, did the night resemble - When he lay couched in the ominous horse, - Hath now this dread and black complexion smear'd - With heraldry more dismal. Head to foot - Now is be total gules, horridly trick'd - With blood of fathers, mothers, daughters, sons, - Bak'd and impasted with the parching streets, - That lend a tyrannous and a damned light - To their lord's murther. Roasted in wrath and fire, - And thus o'ersized with coagulate gore, - With eyes like carbuncles, the hellish Pyrrhus - Old grandsire Priam seeks.' - - So, proceed you. - Pol. Fore God, my lord, well spoken, with good accent and good - discretion. - - 1. Play. 'Anon he finds him, - Striking too short at Greeks. His antique sword, - Rebellious to his arm, lies where it falls, - Repugnant to command. Unequal match'd, - Pyrrhus at Priam drives, in rage strikes wide; - But with the whiff and wind of his fell sword - Th' unnerved father falls. Then senseless Ilium, - Seeming to feel this blow, with flaming top - Stoops to his base, and with a hideous crash - Takes prisoner Pyrrhus' ear. For lo! his sword, - Which was declining on the milky head - Of reverend Priam, seem'd i' th' air to stick. - So, as a painted tyrant, Pyrrhus stood, - And, like a neutral to his will and matter, - Did nothing. - But, as we often see, against some storm, - A silence in the heavens, the rack stand still, - The bold winds speechless, and the orb below - As hush as death- anon the dreadful thunder - Doth rend the region; so, after Pyrrhus' pause, - Aroused vengeance sets him new awork; - And never did the Cyclops' hammers fall - On Mars's armour, forg'd for proof eterne, - With less remorse than Pyrrhus' bleeding sword - Now falls on Priam. - Out, out, thou strumpet Fortune! All you gods, - In general synod take away her power; - Break all the spokes and fellies from her wheel, - And bowl the round nave down the hill of heaven, - As low as to the fiends! - - Pol. This is too long. - Ham. It shall to the barber's, with your beard.- Prithee say on. - He's for a jig or a tale of bawdry, or he sleeps. Say on; come to - Hecuba. - - 1. Play. 'But who, O who, had seen the mobled queen-' - - Ham. 'The mobled queen'? - Pol. That's good! 'Mobled queen' is good. - - 1. Play. 'Run barefoot up and down, threat'ning the flames - With bisson rheum; a clout upon that head - Where late the diadem stood, and for a robe, - About her lank and all o'erteemed loins, - A blanket, in the alarm of fear caught up- - Who this had seen, with tongue in venom steep'd - 'Gainst Fortune's state would treason have pronounc'd. - But if the gods themselves did see her then, - When she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sport - In Mincing with his sword her husband's limbs, - The instant burst of clamour that she made - (Unless things mortal move them not at all) - Would have made milch the burning eyes of heaven - And passion in the gods.' - - Pol. Look, whe'r he has not turn'd his colour, and has tears in's - eyes. Prithee no more! - Ham. 'Tis well. I'll have thee speak out the rest of this soon.- - Good my lord, will you see the players well bestow'd? Do you - hear? Let them be well us'd; for they are the abstract and brief - chronicles of the time. After your death you were better have a - bad epitaph than their ill report while you live. - Pol. My lord, I will use them according to their desert. - Ham. God's bodykins, man, much better! Use every man after his - desert, and who should scape whipping? Use them after your own - honour and dignity. The less they deserve, the more merit is in - your bounty. Take them in. - Pol. Come, sirs. - Ham. Follow him, friends. We'll hear a play to-morrow. - Exeunt Polonius and Players [except the First]. - Dost thou hear me, old friend? Can you play 'The Murther of - Gonzago'? - 1. Play. Ay, my lord. - Ham. We'll ha't to-morrow night. You could, for a need, study a - speech of some dozen or sixteen lines which I would set down and - insert in't, could you not? - 1. Play. Ay, my lord. - Ham. Very well. Follow that lord- and look you mock him not. - [Exit First Player.] - My good friends, I'll leave you till night. You are welcome to - Elsinore. - Ros. Good my lord! - Ham. Ay, so, God b' wi' ye! - [Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern - Now I am alone. - O what a rogue and peasant slave am I! - Is it not monstrous that this player here, - But in a fiction, in a dream of passion, - Could force his soul so to his own conceit - That, from her working, all his visage wann'd, - Tears in his eyes, distraction in's aspect, - A broken voice, and his whole function suiting - With forms to his conceit? And all for nothing! - For Hecuba! - What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, - That he should weep for her? What would he do, - Had he the motive and the cue for passion - That I have? He would drown the stage with tears - And cleave the general ear with horrid speech; - Make mad the guilty and appal the free, - Confound the ignorant, and amaze indeed - The very faculties of eyes and ears. - Yet I, - A dull and muddy-mettled rascal, peak - Like John-a-dreams, unpregnant of my cause, - And can say nothing! No, not for a king, - Upon whose property and most dear life - A damn'd defeat was made. Am I a coward? - Who calls me villain? breaks my pate across? - Plucks off my beard and blows it in my face? - Tweaks me by th' nose? gives me the lie i' th' throat - As deep as to the lungs? Who does me this, ha? - 'Swounds, I should take it! for it cannot be - But I am pigeon-liver'd and lack gall - To make oppression bitter, or ere this - I should have fatted all the region kites - With this slave's offal. Bloody bawdy villain! - Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain! - O, vengeance! - Why, what an ass am I! This is most brave, - That I, the son of a dear father murther'd, - Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell, - Must (like a whore) unpack my heart with words - And fall a-cursing like a very drab, - A scullion! - Fie upon't! foh! About, my brain! Hum, I have heard - That guilty creatures, sitting at a play, - Have by the very cunning of the scene - Been struck so to the soul that presently - They have proclaim'd their malefactions; - For murther, though it have no tongue, will speak - With most miraculous organ, I'll have these Players - Play something like the murther of my father - Before mine uncle. I'll observe his looks; - I'll tent him to the quick. If he but blench, - I know my course. The spirit that I have seen - May be a devil; and the devil hath power - T' assume a pleasing shape; yea, and perhaps - Out of my weakness and my melancholy, - As he is very potent with such spirits, - Abuses me to damn me. I'll have grounds - More relative than this. The play's the thing - Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King. Exit. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. Scene I. -Elsinore. A room in the Castle. - -Enter King, Queen, Polonius, Ophelia, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Lords. - - King. And can you by no drift of circumstance - Get from him why he puts on this confusion, - Grating so harshly all his days of quiet - With turbulent and dangerous lunacy? - Ros. He does confess he feels himself distracted, - But from what cause he will by no means speak. - Guil. Nor do we find him forward to be sounded, - But with a crafty madness keeps aloof - When we would bring him on to some confession - Of his true state. - Queen. Did he receive you well? - Ros. Most like a gentleman. - Guil. But with much forcing of his disposition. - Ros. Niggard of question, but of our demands - Most free in his reply. - Queen. Did you assay him - To any pastime? - Ros. Madam, it so fell out that certain players - We o'erraught on the way. Of these we told him, - And there did seem in him a kind of joy - To hear of it. They are here about the court, - And, as I think, they have already order - This night to play before him. - Pol. 'Tis most true; - And he beseech'd me to entreat your Majesties - To hear and see the matter. - King. With all my heart, and it doth much content me - To hear him so inclin'd. - Good gentlemen, give him a further edge - And drive his purpose on to these delights. - Ros. We shall, my lord. - Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. - King. Sweet Gertrude, leave us too; - For we have closely sent for Hamlet hither, - That he, as 'twere by accident, may here - Affront Ophelia. - Her father and myself (lawful espials) - Will so bestow ourselves that, seeing unseen, - We may of their encounter frankly judge - And gather by him, as he is behav'd, - If't be th' affliction of his love, or no, - That thus he suffers for. - Queen. I shall obey you; - And for your part, Ophelia, I do wish - That your good beauties be the happy cause - Of Hamlet's wildness. So shall I hope your virtues - Will bring him to his wonted way again, - To both your honours. - Oph. Madam, I wish it may. - [Exit Queen.] - Pol. Ophelia, walk you here.- Gracious, so please you, - We will bestow ourselves.- [To Ophelia] Read on this book, - That show of such an exercise may colour - Your loneliness.- We are oft to blame in this, - 'Tis too much prov'd, that with devotion's visage - And pious action we do sugar o'er - The Devil himself. - King. [aside] O, 'tis too true! - How smart a lash that speech doth give my conscience! - The harlot's cheek, beautied with plast'ring art, - Is not more ugly to the thing that helps it - Than is my deed to my most painted word. - O heavy burthen! - Pol. I hear him coming. Let's withdraw, my lord. - Exeunt King and Polonius]. - - Enter Hamlet. - - Ham. To be, or not to be- that is the question: - Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer - The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune - Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, - And by opposing end them. To die- to sleep- - No more; and by a sleep to say we end - The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks - That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation - Devoutly to be wish'd. To die- to sleep. - To sleep- perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub! - For in that sleep of death what dreams may come - When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, - Must give us pause. There's the respect - That makes calamity of so long life. - For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, - Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, - The pangs of despis'd love, the law's delay, - The insolence of office, and the spurns - That patient merit of th' unworthy takes, - When he himself might his quietus make - With a bare bodkin? Who would these fardels bear, - To grunt and sweat under a weary life, - But that the dread of something after death- - The undiscover'd country, from whose bourn - No traveller returns- puzzles the will, - And makes us rather bear those ills we have - Than fly to others that we know not of? - Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, - And thus the native hue of resolution - Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, - And enterprises of great pith and moment - With this regard their currents turn awry - And lose the name of action.- Soft you now! - The fair Ophelia!- Nymph, in thy orisons - Be all my sins rememb'red. - Oph. Good my lord, - How does your honour for this many a day? - Ham. I humbly thank you; well, well, well. - Oph. My lord, I have remembrances of yours - That I have longed long to re-deliver. - I pray you, now receive them. - Ham. No, not I! - I never gave you aught. - Oph. My honour'd lord, you know right well you did, - And with them words of so sweet breath compos'd - As made the things more rich. Their perfume lost, - Take these again; for to the noble mind - Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - There, my lord. - Ham. Ha, ha! Are you honest? - Oph. My lord? - Ham. Are you fair? - Oph. What means your lordship? - Ham. That if you be honest and fair, your honesty should admit no - discourse to your beauty. - Oph. Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than with honesty? - Ham. Ay, truly; for the power of beauty will sooner transform - honesty from what it is to a bawd than the force of honesty can - translate beauty into his likeness. This was sometime a paradox, - but now the time gives it proof. I did love you once. - Oph. Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so. - Ham. You should not have believ'd me; for virtue cannot so - inoculate our old stock but we shall relish of it. I loved you - not. - Oph. I was the more deceived. - Ham. Get thee to a nunnery! Why wouldst thou be a breeder of - sinners? I am myself indifferent honest, but yet I could accuse - me of such things that it were better my mother had not borne me. - I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious; with more offences at my - beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give - them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I - do, crawling between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves all; - believe none of us. Go thy ways to a nunnery. Where's your - father? - Oph. At home, my lord. - Ham. Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the fool - nowhere but in's own house. Farewell. - Oph. O, help him, you sweet heavens! - Ham. If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry: - be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape - calumny. Get thee to a nunnery. Go, farewell. Or if thou wilt - needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what - monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go; and quickly too. - Farewell. - Oph. O heavenly powers, restore him! - Ham. I have heard of your paintings too, well enough. God hath - given you one face, and you make yourselves another. You jig, you - amble, and you lisp; you nickname God's creatures and make your - wantonness your ignorance. Go to, I'll no more on't! it hath made - me mad. I say, we will have no moe marriages. Those that are - married already- all but one- shall live; the rest shall keep as - they are. To a nunnery, go. Exit. - Oph. O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown! - The courtier's, scholar's, soldier's, eye, tongue, sword, - Th' expectancy and rose of the fair state, - The glass of fashion and the mould of form, - Th' observ'd of all observers- quite, quite down! - And I, of ladies most deject and wretched, - That suck'd the honey of his music vows, - Now see that noble and most sovereign reason, - Like sweet bells jangled, out of tune and harsh; - That unmatch'd form and feature of blown youth - Blasted with ecstasy. O, woe is me - T' have seen what I have seen, see what I see! - - Enter King and Polonius. - - King. Love? his affections do not that way tend; - Nor what he spake, though it lack'd form a little, - Was not like madness. There's something in his soul - O'er which his melancholy sits on brood; - And I do doubt the hatch and the disclose - Will be some danger; which for to prevent, - I have in quick determination - Thus set it down: he shall with speed to England - For the demand of our neglected tribute. - Haply the seas, and countries different, - With variable objects, shall expel - This something-settled matter in his heart, - Whereon his brains still beating puts him thus - From fashion of himself. What think you on't? - Pol. It shall do well. But yet do I believe - The origin and commencement of his grief - Sprung from neglected love.- How now, Ophelia? - You need not tell us what Lord Hamlet said. - We heard it all.- My lord, do as you please; - But if you hold it fit, after the play - Let his queen mother all alone entreat him - To show his grief. Let her be round with him; - And I'll be plac'd so please you, in the ear - Of all their conference. If she find him not, - To England send him; or confine him where - Your wisdom best shall think. - King. It shall be so. - Madness in great ones must not unwatch'd go. Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -Elsinore. hall in the Castle. - -Enter Hamlet and three of the Players. - - Ham. Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounc'd it to you, - trippingly on the tongue. But if you mouth it, as many of our - players do, I had as live the town crier spoke my lines. Nor do - not saw the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all - gently; for in the very torrent, tempest, and (as I may say) - whirlwind of your passion, you must acquire and beget a - temperance that may give it smoothness. O, it offends me to the - soul to hear a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to - tatters, to very rags, to split the cars of the groundlings, who - (for the most part) are capable of nothing but inexplicable dumb - shows and noise. I would have such a fellow whipp'd for o'erdoing - Termagant. It out-herods Herod. Pray you avoid it. - Player. I warrant your honour. - Ham. Be not too tame neither; but let your own discretion be your - tutor. Suit the action to the word, the word to the action; with - this special observance, that you o'erstep not the modesty of - nature: for anything so overdone is from the purpose of playing, - whose end, both at the first and now, was and is, to hold, as - 'twere, the mirror up to nature; to show Virtue her own feature, - scorn her own image, and the very age and body of the time his - form and pressure. Now this overdone, or come tardy off, though - it make the unskilful laugh, cannot but make the judicious - grieve; the censure of the which one must in your allowance - o'erweigh a whole theatre of others. O, there be players that I - have seen play, and heard others praise, and that highly (not to - speak it profanely), that, neither having the accent of - Christians, nor the gait of Christian, pagan, nor man, have so - strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of Nature's - journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated - humanity so abominably. - Player. I hope we have reform'd that indifferently with us, sir. - Ham. O, reform it altogether! And let those that play your clowns - speak no more than is set down for them. For there be of them - that will themselves laugh, to set on some quantity of barren - spectators to laugh too, though in the mean time some necessary - question of the play be then to be considered. That's villanous - and shows a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it. Go - make you ready. - Exeunt Players. - - Enter Polonius, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern. - - How now, my lord? Will the King hear this piece of work? - Pol. And the Queen too, and that presently. - Ham. Bid the players make haste, [Exit Polonius.] Will you two - help to hasten them? - Both. We will, my lord. Exeunt they two. - Ham. What, ho, Horatio! - - Enter Horatio. - - Hor. Here, sweet lord, at your service. - Ham. Horatio, thou art e'en as just a man - As e'er my conversation cop'd withal. - Hor. O, my dear lord! - Ham. Nay, do not think I flatter; - For what advancement may I hope from thee, - That no revenue hast but thy good spirits - To feed and clothe thee? Why should the poor be flatter'd? - No, let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp, - And crook the pregnant hinges of the knee - Where thrift may follow fawning. Dost thou hear? - Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice - And could of men distinguish, her election - Hath scald thee for herself. For thou hast been - As one, in suff'ring all, that suffers nothing; - A man that Fortune's buffets and rewards - Hast ta'en with equal thanks; and blest are those - Whose blood and judgment are so well commingled - That they are not a pipe for Fortune's finger - To sound what stop she please. Give me that man - That is not passion's slave, and I will wear him - In my heart's core, ay, in my heart of heart, - As I do thee. Something too much of this I - There is a play to-night before the King. - One scene of it comes near the circumstance, - Which I have told thee, of my father's death. - I prithee, when thou seest that act afoot, - Even with the very comment of thy soul - Observe my uncle. If his occulted guilt - Do not itself unkennel in one speech, - It is a damned ghost that we have seen, - And my imaginations are as foul - As Vulcan's stithy. Give him heedful note; - For I mine eyes will rivet to his face, - And after we will both our judgments join - In censure of his seeming. - Hor. Well, my lord. - If he steal aught the whilst this play is playing, - And scape detecting, I will pay the theft. - - Sound a flourish. [Enter Trumpets and Kettledrums. Danish - march. [Enter King, Queen, Polonius, Ophelia, Rosencrantz, - Guildenstern, and other Lords attendant, with the Guard - carrying torches. - - Ham. They are coming to the play. I must be idle. - Get you a place. - King. How fares our cousin Hamlet? - Ham. Excellent, i' faith; of the chameleon's dish. I eat the air, - promise-cramm'd. You cannot feed capons so. - King. I have nothing with this answer, Hamlet. These words are not - mine. - Ham. No, nor mine now. [To Polonius] My lord, you play'd once - i' th' university, you say? - Pol. That did I, my lord, and was accounted a good actor. - Ham. What did you enact? - Pol. I did enact Julius Caesar; I was kill'd i' th' Capitol; Brutus - kill'd me. - Ham. It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a calf there. Be - the players ready. - Ros. Ay, my lord. They stay upon your patience. - Queen. Come hither, my dear Hamlet, sit by me. - Ham. No, good mother. Here's metal more attractive. - Pol. [to the King] O, ho! do you mark that? - Ham. Lady, shall I lie in your lap? - [Sits down at Ophelia's feet.] - Oph. No, my lord. - Ham. I mean, my head upon your lap? - Oph. Ay, my lord. - Ham. Do you think I meant country matters? - Oph. I think nothing, my lord. - Ham. That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs. - Oph. What is, my lord? - Ham. Nothing. - Oph. You are merry, my lord. - Ham. Who, I? - Oph. Ay, my lord. - Ham. O God, your only jig-maker! What should a man do but be merry? - For look you how cheerfully my mother looks, and my father died - within 's two hours. - Oph. Nay 'tis twice two months, my lord. - Ham. So long? Nay then, let the devil wear black, for I'll have a - suit of sables. O heavens! die two months ago, and not forgotten - yet? Then there's hope a great man's memory may outlive his life - half a year. But, by'r Lady, he must build churches then; or else - shall he suffer not thinking on, with the hobby-horse, whose - epitaph is 'For O, for O, the hobby-horse is forgot!' - - Hautboys play. The dumb show enters. - - Enter a King and a Queen very lovingly; the Queen embracing - him and he her. She kneels, and makes show of protestation - unto him. He takes her up, and declines his head upon her - neck. He lays him down upon a bank of flowers. She, seeing - him asleep, leaves him. Anon comes in a fellow, takes off his - crown, kisses it, pours poison in the sleeper's ears, and - leaves him. The Queen returns, finds the King dead, and makes - passionate action. The Poisoner with some three or four Mutes, - comes in again, seem to condole with her. The dead body is - carried away. The Poisoner wooes the Queen with gifts; she - seems harsh and unwilling awhile, but in the end accepts - his love. - Exeunt. - - Oph. What means this, my lord? - Ham. Marry, this is miching malhecho; it means mischief. - Oph. Belike this show imports the argument of the play. - - Enter Prologue. - - Ham. We shall know by this fellow. The players cannot keep counsel; - they'll tell all. - Oph. Will he tell us what this show meant? - Ham. Ay, or any show that you'll show him. Be not you asham'd to - show, he'll not shame to tell you what it means. - Oph. You are naught, you are naught! I'll mark the play. - - Pro. For us, and for our tragedy, - Here stooping to your clemency, - We beg your hearing patiently. [Exit.] - - Ham. Is this a prologue, or the posy of a ring? - Oph. 'Tis brief, my lord. - Ham. As woman's love. - - Enter [two Players as] King and Queen. - - King. Full thirty times hath Phoebus' cart gone round - Neptune's salt wash and Tellus' orbed ground, - And thirty dozed moons with borrowed sheen - About the world have times twelve thirties been, - Since love our hearts, and Hymen did our hands, - Unite comutual in most sacred bands. - Queen. So many journeys may the sun and moon - Make us again count o'er ere love be done! - But woe is me! you are so sick of late, - So far from cheer and from your former state. - That I distrust you. Yet, though I distrust, - Discomfort you, my lord, it nothing must; - For women's fear and love holds quantity, - In neither aught, or in extremity. - Now what my love is, proof hath made you know; - And as my love is siz'd, my fear is so. - Where love is great, the littlest doubts are fear; - Where little fears grow great, great love grows there. - King. Faith, I must leave thee, love, and shortly too; - My operant powers their functions leave to do. - And thou shalt live in this fair world behind, - Honour'd, belov'd, and haply one as kind - For husband shalt thou- - Queen. O, confound the rest! - Such love must needs be treason in my breast. - When second husband let me be accurst! - None wed the second but who killed the first. - - Ham. [aside] Wormwood, wormwood! - - Queen. The instances that second marriage move - Are base respects of thrift, but none of love. - A second time I kill my husband dead - When second husband kisses me in bed. - King. I do believe you think what now you speak; - But what we do determine oft we break. - Purpose is but the slave to memory, - Of violent birth, but poor validity; - Which now, like fruit unripe, sticks on the tree, - But fill unshaken when they mellow be. - Most necessary 'tis that we forget - To pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt. - What to ourselves in passion we propose, - The passion ending, doth the purpose lose. - The violence of either grief or joy - Their own enactures with themselves destroy. - Where joy most revels, grief doth most lament; - Grief joys, joy grieves, on slender accident. - This world is not for aye, nor 'tis not strange - That even our loves should with our fortunes change; - For 'tis a question left us yet to prove, - Whether love lead fortune, or else fortune love. - The great man down, you mark his favourite flies, - The poor advanc'd makes friends of enemies; - And hitherto doth love on fortune tend, - For who not needs shall never lack a friend, - And who in want a hollow friend doth try, - Directly seasons him his enemy. - But, orderly to end where I begun, - Our wills and fates do so contrary run - That our devices still are overthrown; - Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own. - So think thou wilt no second husband wed; - But die thy thoughts when thy first lord is dead. - Queen. Nor earth to me give food, nor heaven light, - Sport and repose lock from me day and night, - To desperation turn my trust and hope, - An anchor's cheer in prison be my scope, - Each opposite that blanks the face of joy - Meet what I would have well, and it destroy, - Both here and hence pursue me lasting strife, - If, once a widow, ever I be wife! - - Ham. If she should break it now! - - King. 'Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here awhile. - My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile - The tedious day with sleep. - Queen. Sleep rock thy brain, - [He] sleeps. - And never come mischance between us twain! -Exit. - - Ham. Madam, how like you this play? - Queen. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - Ham. O, but she'll keep her word. - King. Have you heard the argument? Is there no offence in't? - Ham. No, no! They do but jest, poison in jest; no offence i' th' - world. - King. What do you call the play? - Ham. 'The Mousetrap.' Marry, how? Tropically. This play is the - image of a murther done in Vienna. Gonzago is the duke's name; - his wife, Baptista. You shall see anon. 'Tis a knavish piece of - work; but what o' that? Your Majesty, and we that have free - souls, it touches us not. Let the gall'd jade winch; our withers - are unwrung. - - Enter Lucianus. - - This is one Lucianus, nephew to the King. - Oph. You are as good as a chorus, my lord. - Ham. I could interpret between you and your love, if I could see - the puppets dallying. - Oph. You are keen, my lord, you are keen. - Ham. It would cost you a groaning to take off my edge. - Oph. Still better, and worse. - Ham. So you must take your husbands.- Begin, murtherer. Pox, leave - thy damnable faces, and begin! Come, the croaking raven doth - bellow for revenge. - - Luc. Thoughts black, hands apt, drugs fit, and time agreeing; - Confederate season, else no creature seeing; - Thou mixture rank, of midnight weeds collected, - With Hecate's ban thrice blasted, thrice infected, - Thy natural magic and dire property - On wholesome life usurp immediately. - Pours the poison in his ears. - - Ham. He poisons him i' th' garden for's estate. His name's Gonzago. - The story is extant, and written in very choice Italian. You - shall see anon how the murtherer gets the love of Gonzago's wife. - Oph. The King rises. - Ham. What, frighted with false fire? - Queen. How fares my lord? - Pol. Give o'er the play. - King. Give me some light! Away! - All. Lights, lights, lights! - Exeunt all but Hamlet and Horatio. - Ham. Why, let the strucken deer go weep, - The hart ungalled play; - For some must watch, while some must sleep: - Thus runs the world away. - Would not this, sir, and a forest of feathers- if the rest of my - fortunes turn Turk with me-with two Provincial roses on my raz'd - shoes, get me a fellowship in a cry of players, sir? - Hor. Half a share. - Ham. A whole one I! - For thou dost know, O Damon dear, - This realm dismantled was - Of Jove himself; and now reigns here - A very, very- pajock. - Hor. You might have rhym'd. - Ham. O good Horatio, I'll take the ghost's word for a thousand - pound! Didst perceive? - Hor. Very well, my lord. - Ham. Upon the talk of the poisoning? - Hor. I did very well note him. - Ham. Aha! Come, some music! Come, the recorders! - For if the King like not the comedy, - Why then, belike he likes it not, perdy. - Come, some music! - - Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. - - Guil. Good my lord, vouchsafe me a word with you. - Ham. Sir, a whole history. - Guil. The King, sir- - Ham. Ay, sir, what of him? - Guil. Is in his retirement, marvellous distemper'd. - Ham. With drink, sir? - Guil. No, my lord; rather with choler. - Ham. Your wisdom should show itself more richer to signify this to - the doctor; for me to put him to his purgation would perhaps - plunge him into far more choler. - Guil. Good my lord, put your discourse into some frame, and start - not so wildly from my affair. - Ham. I am tame, sir; pronounce. - Guil. The Queen, your mother, in most great affliction of spirit - hath sent me to you. - Ham. You are welcome. - Guil. Nay, good my lord, this courtesy is not of the right breed. - If it shall please you to make me a wholesome answer, I will do - your mother's commandment; if not, your pardon and my return - shall be the end of my business. - Ham. Sir, I cannot. - Guil. What, my lord? - Ham. Make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseas'd. But, sir, such - answer is I can make, you shall command; or rather, as you say, - my mother. Therefore no more, but to the matter! My mother, you - say- - Ros. Then thus she says: your behaviour hath struck her into - amazement and admiration. - Ham. O wonderful son, that can so stonish a mother! But is there no - sequel at the heels of this mother's admiration? Impart. - Ros. She desires to speak with you in her closet ere you go to bed. - Ham. We shall obey, were she ten times our mother. Have you any - further trade with us? - Ros. My lord, you once did love me. - Ham. And do still, by these pickers and stealers! - Ros. Good my lord, what is your cause of distemper? You do surely - bar the door upon your own liberty, if you deny your griefs to - your friend. - Ham. Sir, I lack advancement. - Ros. How can that be, when you have the voice of the King himself - for your succession in Denmark? - Ham. Ay, sir, but 'while the grass grows'- the proverb is something - musty. - - Enter the Players with recorders. - - O, the recorders! Let me see one. To withdraw with you- why do - you go about to recover the wind of me, as if you would drive me - into a toil? - Guil. O my lord, if my duty be too bold, my love is too unmannerly. - Ham. I do not well understand that. Will you play upon this pipe? - Guil. My lord, I cannot. - Ham. I pray you. - Guil. Believe me, I cannot. - Ham. I do beseech you. - Guil. I know, no touch of it, my lord. - Ham. It is as easy as lying. Govern these ventages with your - fingers and thumbs, give it breath with your mouth, and it will - discourse most eloquent music. Look you, these are the stops. - Guil. But these cannot I command to any utt'rance of harmony. I - have not the skill. - Ham. Why, look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of me! You - would play upon me; you would seem to know my stops; you would - pluck out the heart of my mystery; you would sound me from my - lowest note to the top of my compass; and there is much music, - excellent voice, in this little organ, yet cannot you make it - speak. 'Sblood, do you think I am easier to be play'd on than a - pipe? Call me what instrument you will, though you can fret me, - you cannot play upon me. - - Enter Polonius. - - God bless you, sir! - Pol. My lord, the Queen would speak with you, and presently. - Ham. Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel? - Pol. By th' mass, and 'tis like a camel indeed. - Ham. Methinks it is like a weasel. - Pol. It is back'd like a weasel. - Ham. Or like a whale. - Pol. Very like a whale. - Ham. Then will I come to my mother by-and-by.- They fool me to the - top of my bent.- I will come by-and-by. - Pol. I will say so. Exit. - Ham. 'By-and-by' is easily said.- Leave me, friends. - [Exeunt all but Hamlet.] - 'Tis now the very witching time of night, - When churchyards yawn, and hell itself breathes out - Contagion to this world. Now could I drink hot blood - And do such bitter business as the day - Would quake to look on. Soft! now to my mother! - O heart, lose not thy nature; let not ever - The soul of Nero enter this firm bosom. - Let me be cruel, not unnatural; - I will speak daggers to her, but use none. - My tongue and soul in this be hypocrites- - How in my words somever she be shent, - To give them seals never, my soul, consent! Exit. - - - - -Scene III. -A room in the Castle. - -Enter King, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern. - - King. I like him not, nor stands it safe with us - To let his madness range. Therefore prepare you; - I your commission will forthwith dispatch, - And he to England shall along with you. - The terms of our estate may not endure - Hazard so near us as doth hourly grow - Out of his lunacies. - Guil. We will ourselves provide. - Most holy and religious fear it is - To keep those many many bodies safe - That live and feed upon your Majesty. - Ros. The single and peculiar life is bound - With all the strength and armour of the mind - To keep itself from noyance; but much more - That spirit upon whose weal depends and rests - The lives of many. The cesse of majesty - Dies not alone, but like a gulf doth draw - What's near it with it. It is a massy wheel, - Fix'd on the summit of the highest mount, - To whose huge spokes ten thousand lesser things - Are mortis'd and adjoin'd; which when it falls, - Each small annexment, petty consequence, - Attends the boist'rous ruin. Never alone - Did the king sigh, but with a general groan. - King. Arm you, I pray you, to th', speedy voyage; - For we will fetters put upon this fear, - Which now goes too free-footed. - Both. We will haste us. - Exeunt Gentlemen. - - Enter Polonius. - - Pol. My lord, he's going to his mother's closet. - Behind the arras I'll convey myself - To hear the process. I'll warrant she'll tax him home; - And, as you said, and wisely was it said, - 'Tis meet that some more audience than a mother, - Since nature makes them partial, should o'erhear - The speech, of vantage. Fare you well, my liege. - I'll call upon you ere you go to bed - And tell you what I know. - King. Thanks, dear my lord. - Exit [Polonius]. - O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven; - It hath the primal eldest curse upon't, - A brother's murther! Pray can I not, - Though inclination be as sharp as will. - My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent, - And, like a man to double business bound, - I stand in pause where I shall first begin, - And both neglect. What if this cursed hand - Were thicker than itself with brother's blood, - Is there not rain enough in the sweet heavens - To wash it white as snow? Whereto serves mercy - But to confront the visage of offence? - And what's in prayer but this twofold force, - To be forestalled ere we come to fall, - Or pardon'd being down? Then I'll look up; - My fault is past. But, O, what form of prayer - Can serve my turn? 'Forgive me my foul murther'? - That cannot be; since I am still possess'd - Of those effects for which I did the murther- - My crown, mine own ambition, and my queen. - May one be pardon'd and retain th' offence? - In the corrupted currents of this world - Offence's gilded hand may shove by justice, - And oft 'tis seen the wicked prize itself - Buys out the law; but 'tis not so above. - There is no shuffling; there the action lies - In his true nature, and we ourselves compell'd, - Even to the teeth and forehead of our faults, - To give in evidence. What then? What rests? - Try what repentance can. What can it not? - Yet what can it when one cannot repent? - O wretched state! O bosom black as death! - O limed soul, that, struggling to be free, - Art more engag'd! Help, angels! Make assay. - Bow, stubborn knees; and heart with strings of steel, - Be soft as sinews of the new-born babe! - All may be well. He kneels. - - Enter Hamlet. - - Ham. Now might I do it pat, now he is praying; - And now I'll do't. And so he goes to heaven, - And so am I reveng'd. That would be scann'd. - A villain kills my father; and for that, - I, his sole son, do this same villain send - To heaven. - Why, this is hire and salary, not revenge! - He took my father grossly, full of bread, - With all his crimes broad blown, as flush as May; - And how his audit stands, who knows save heaven? - But in our circumstance and course of thought, - 'Tis heavy with him; and am I then reveng'd, - To take him in the purging of his soul, - When he is fit and seasoned for his passage? - No. - Up, sword, and know thou a more horrid hent. - When he is drunk asleep; or in his rage; - Or in th' incestuous pleasure of his bed; - At gaming, swearing, or about some act - That has no relish of salvation in't- - Then trip him, that his heels may kick at heaven, - And that his soul may be as damn'd and black - As hell, whereto it goes. My mother stays. - This physic but prolongs thy sickly days. Exit. - King. [rises] My words fly up, my thoughts remain below. - Words without thoughts never to heaven go. Exit. - - - - -Scene IV. -The Queen's closet. - -Enter Queen and Polonius. - - Pol. He will come straight. Look you lay home to him. - Tell him his pranks have been too broad to bear with, - And that your Grace hath screen'd and stood between - Much heat and him. I'll silence me even here. - Pray you be round with him. - Ham. (within) Mother, mother, mother! - Queen. I'll warrant you; fear me not. Withdraw; I hear him coming. - [Polonius hides behind the arras.] - - Enter Hamlet. - - Ham. Now, mother, what's the matter? - Queen. Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended. - Ham. Mother, you have my father much offended. - Queen. Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue. - Ham. Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue. - Queen. Why, how now, Hamlet? - Ham. What's the matter now? - Queen. Have you forgot me? - Ham. No, by the rood, not so! - You are the Queen, your husband's brother's wife, - And (would it were not so!) you are my mother. - Queen. Nay, then I'll set those to you that can speak. - Ham. Come, come, and sit you down. You shall not budge I - You go not till I set you up a glass - Where you may see the inmost part of you. - Queen. What wilt thou do? Thou wilt not murther me? - Help, help, ho! - Pol. [behind] What, ho! help, help, help! - Ham. [draws] How now? a rat? Dead for a ducat, dead! - [Makes a pass through the arras and] kills Polonius. - Pol. [behind] O, I am slain! - Queen. O me, what hast thou done? - Ham. Nay, I know not. Is it the King? - Queen. O, what a rash and bloody deed is this! - Ham. A bloody deed- almost as bad, good mother, - As kill a king, and marry with his brother. - Queen. As kill a king? - Ham. Ay, lady, it was my word. - [Lifts up the arras and sees Polonius.] - Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool, farewell! - I took thee for thy better. Take thy fortune. - Thou find'st to be too busy is some danger. - Leave wringing of your hinds. Peace! sit you down - And let me wring your heart; for so I shall - If it be made of penetrable stuff; - If damned custom have not braz'd it so - That it is proof and bulwark against sense. - Queen. What have I done that thou dar'st wag thy tongue - In noise so rude against me? - Ham. Such an act - That blurs the grace and blush of modesty; - Calls virtue hypocrite; takes off the rose - From the fair forehead of an innocent love, - And sets a blister there; makes marriage vows - As false as dicers' oaths. O, such a deed - As from the body of contraction plucks - The very soul, and sweet religion makes - A rhapsody of words! Heaven's face doth glow; - Yea, this solidity and compound mass, - With tristful visage, as against the doom, - Is thought-sick at the act. - Queen. Ay me, what act, - That roars so loud and thunders in the index? - Ham. Look here upon th's picture, and on this, - The counterfeit presentment of two brothers. - See what a grace was seated on this brow; - Hyperion's curls; the front of Jove himself; - An eye like Mars, to threaten and command; - A station like the herald Mercury - New lighted on a heaven-kissing hill: - A combination and a form indeed - Where every god did seem to set his seal - To give the world assurance of a man. - This was your husband. Look you now what follows. - Here is your husband, like a mildew'd ear - Blasting his wholesome brother. Have you eyes? - Could you on this fair mountain leave to feed, - And batten on this moor? Ha! have you eyes - You cannot call it love; for at your age - The heyday in the blood is tame, it's humble, - And waits upon the judgment; and what judgment - Would step from this to this? Sense sure you have, - Else could you not have motion; but sure that sense - Is apoplex'd; for madness would not err, - Nor sense to ecstacy was ne'er so thrall'd - But it reserv'd some quantity of choice - To serve in such a difference. What devil was't - That thus hath cozen'd you at hoodman-blind? - Eyes without feeling, feeling without sight, - Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all, - Or but a sickly part of one true sense - Could not so mope. - O shame! where is thy blush? Rebellious hell, - If thou canst mutine in a matron's bones, - To flaming youth let virtue be as wax - And melt in her own fire. Proclaim no shame - When the compulsive ardour gives the charge, - Since frost itself as actively doth burn, - And reason panders will. - Queen. O Hamlet, speak no more! - Thou turn'st mine eyes into my very soul, - And there I see such black and grained spots - As will not leave their tinct. - Ham. Nay, but to live - In the rank sweat of an enseamed bed, - Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love - Over the nasty sty! - Queen. O, speak to me no more! - These words like daggers enter in mine ears. - No more, sweet Hamlet! - Ham. A murtherer and a villain! - A slave that is not twentieth part the tithe - Of your precedent lord; a vice of kings; - A cutpurse of the empire and the rule, - That from a shelf the precious diadem stole - And put it in his pocket! - Queen. No more! - - Enter the Ghost in his nightgown. - - Ham. A king of shreds and patches!- - Save me and hover o'er me with your wings, - You heavenly guards! What would your gracious figure? - Queen. Alas, he's mad! - Ham. Do you not come your tardy son to chide, - That, laps'd in time and passion, lets go by - Th' important acting of your dread command? - O, say! - Ghost. Do not forget. This visitation - Is but to whet thy almost blunted purpose. - But look, amazement on thy mother sits. - O, step between her and her fighting soul - Conceit in weakest bodies strongest works. - Speak to her, Hamlet. - Ham. How is it with you, lady? - Queen. Alas, how is't with you, - That you do bend your eye on vacancy, - And with th' encorporal air do hold discourse? - Forth at your eyes your spirits wildly peep; - And, as the sleeping soldiers in th' alarm, - Your bedded hairs, like life in excrements, - Start up and stand an end. O gentle son, - Upon the beat and flame of thy distemper - Sprinkle cool patience! Whereon do you look? - Ham. On him, on him! Look you how pale he glares! - His form and cause conjoin'd, preaching to stones, - Would make them capable.- Do not look upon me, - Lest with this piteous action you convert - My stern effects. Then what I have to do - Will want true colour- tears perchance for blood. - Queen. To whom do you speak this? - Ham. Do you see nothing there? - Queen. Nothing at all; yet all that is I see. - Ham. Nor did you nothing hear? - Queen. No, nothing but ourselves. - Ham. Why, look you there! Look how it steals away! - My father, in his habit as he liv'd! - Look where he goes even now out at the portal! - Exit Ghost. - Queen. This is the very coinage of your brain. - This bodiless creation ecstasy - Is very cunning in. - Ham. Ecstasy? - My pulse as yours doth temperately keep time - And makes as healthful music. It is not madness - That I have utt'red. Bring me to the test, - And I the matter will reword; which madness - Would gambol from. Mother, for love of grace, - Lay not that flattering unction to your soul - That not your trespass but my madness speaks. - It will but skin and film the ulcerous place, - Whiles rank corruption, mining all within, - Infects unseen. Confess yourself to heaven; - Repent what's past; avoid what is to come; - And do not spread the compost on the weeds - To make them ranker. Forgive me this my virtue; - For in the fatness of these pursy times - Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg- - Yea, curb and woo for leave to do him good. - Queen. O Hamlet, thou hast cleft my heart in twain. - Ham. O, throw away the worser part of it, - And live the purer with the other half, - Good night- but go not to my uncle's bed. - Assume a virtue, if you have it not. - That monster, custom, who all sense doth eat - Of habits evil, is angel yet in this, - That to the use of actions fair and good - He likewise gives a frock or livery, - That aptly is put on. Refrain to-night, - And that shall lend a kind of easiness - To the next abstinence; the next more easy; - For use almost can change the stamp of nature, - And either [master] the devil, or throw him out - With wondrous potency. Once more, good night; - And when you are desirous to be blest, - I'll blessing beg of you.- For this same lord, - I do repent; but heaven hath pleas'd it so, - To punish me with this, and this with me, - That I must be their scourge and minister. - I will bestow him, and will answer well - The death I gave him. So again, good night. - I must be cruel, only to be kind; - Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind. - One word more, good lady. - Queen. What shall I do? - Ham. Not this, by no means, that I bid you do: - Let the bloat King tempt you again to bed; - Pinch wanton on your cheek; call you his mouse; - And let him, for a pair of reechy kisses, - Or paddling in your neck with his damn'd fingers, - Make you to ravel all this matter out, - That I essentially am not in madness, - But mad in craft. 'Twere good you let him know; - For who that's but a queen, fair, sober, wise, - Would from a paddock, from a bat, a gib - Such dear concernings hide? Who would do so? - No, in despite of sense and secrecy, - Unpeg the basket on the house's top, - Let the birds fly, and like the famous ape, - To try conclusions, in the basket creep - And break your own neck down. - Queen. Be thou assur'd, if words be made of breath, - And breath of life, I have no life to breathe - What thou hast said to me. - Ham. I must to England; you know that? - Queen. Alack, - I had forgot! 'Tis so concluded on. - Ham. There's letters seal'd; and my two schoolfellows, - Whom I will trust as I will adders fang'd, - They bear the mandate; they must sweep my way - And marshal me to knavery. Let it work; - For 'tis the sport to have the enginer - Hoist with his own petar; and 't shall go hard - But I will delve one yard below their mines - And blow them at the moon. O, 'tis most sweet - When in one line two crafts directly meet. - This man shall set me packing. - I'll lug the guts into the neighbour room.- - Mother, good night.- Indeed, this counsellor - Is now most still, most secret, and most grave, - Who was in life a foolish peating knave. - Come, sir, to draw toward an end with you. - Good night, mother. - [Exit the Queen. Then] Exit Hamlet, tugging in - Polonius. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. Scene I. -Elsinore. A room in the Castle. - -Enter King and Queen, with Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. - - King. There's matter in these sighs. These profound heaves - You must translate; 'tis fit we understand them. - Where is your son? - Queen. Bestow this place on us a little while. - [Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.] - Ah, mine own lord, what have I seen to-night! - King. What, Gertrude? How does Hamlet? - Queen. Mad as the sea and wind when both contend - Which is the mightier. In his lawless fit - Behind the arras hearing something stir, - Whips out his rapier, cries 'A rat, a rat!' - And in this brainish apprehension kills - The unseen good old man. - King. O heavy deed! - It had been so with us, had we been there. - His liberty is full of threats to all- - To you yourself, to us, to every one. - Alas, how shall this bloody deed be answer'd? - It will be laid to us, whose providence - Should have kept short, restrain'd, and out of haunt - This mad young man. But so much was our love - We would not understand what was most fit, - But, like the owner of a foul disease, - To keep it from divulging, let it feed - Even on the pith of life. Where is he gone? - Queen. To draw apart the body he hath kill'd; - O'er whom his very madness, like some ore - Among a mineral of metals base, - Shows itself pure. He weeps for what is done. - King. O Gertrude, come away! - The sun no sooner shall the mountains touch - But we will ship him hence; and this vile deed - We must with all our majesty and skill - Both countenance and excuse. Ho, Guildenstern! - - Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. - - Friends both, go join you with some further aid. - Hamlet in madness hath Polonius slain, - And from his mother's closet hath he dragg'd him. - Go seek him out; speak fair, and bring the body - Into the chapel. I pray you haste in this. - Exeunt [Rosencrantz and Guildenstern]. - Come, Gertrude, we'll call up our wisest friends - And let them know both what we mean to do - And what's untimely done. [So haply slander-] - Whose whisper o'er the world's diameter, - As level as the cannon to his blank, - Transports his poisoned shot- may miss our name - And hit the woundless air.- O, come away! - My soul is full of discord and dismay. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -Elsinore. A passage in the Castle. - -Enter Hamlet. - - Ham. Safely stow'd. - Gentlemen. (within) Hamlet! Lord Hamlet! - Ham. But soft! What noise? Who calls on Hamlet? O, here they come. - - Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. - - Ros. What have you done, my lord, with the dead body? - Ham. Compounded it with dust, whereto 'tis kin. - Ros. Tell us where 'tis, that we may take it thence - And bear it to the chapel. - Ham. Do not believe it. - Ros. Believe what? - Ham. That I can keep your counsel, and not mine own. Besides, to be - demanded of a sponge, what replication should be made by the son - of a king? - Ros. Take you me for a sponge, my lord? - Ham. Ay, sir; that soaks up the King's countenance, his rewards, - his authorities. But such officers do the King best service in - the end. He keeps them, like an ape, in the corner of his jaw; - first mouth'd, to be last Swallowed. When he needs what you have - glean'd, it is but squeezing you and, sponge, you shall be dry - again. - Ros. I understand you not, my lord. - Ham. I am glad of it. A knavish speech sleeps in a foolish ear. - Ros. My lord, you must tell us where the body is and go with us to - the King. - Ham. The body is with the King, but the King is not with the body. - The King is a thing- - Guil. A thing, my lord? - Ham. Of nothing. Bring me to him. Hide fox, and all after. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -Elsinore. A room in the Castle. - -Enter King. - - King. I have sent to seek him and to find the body. - How dangerous is it that this man goes loose! - Yet must not we put the strong law on him. - He's lov'd of the distracted multitude, - Who like not in their judgment, but their eyes; - And where 'tis so, th' offender's scourge is weigh'd, - But never the offence. To bear all smooth and even, - This sudden sending him away must seem - Deliberate pause. Diseases desperate grown - By desperate appliance are reliev'd, - Or not at all. - - Enter Rosencrantz. - - How now O What hath befall'n? - Ros. Where the dead body is bestow'd, my lord, - We cannot get from him. - King. But where is he? - Ros. Without, my lord; guarded, to know your pleasure. - King. Bring him before us. - Ros. Ho, Guildenstern! Bring in my lord. - - Enter Hamlet and Guildenstern [with Attendants]. - - King. Now, Hamlet, where's Polonius? - Ham. At supper. - King. At supper? Where? - Ham. Not where he eats, but where he is eaten. A certain - convocation of politic worms are e'en at him. Your worm is your - only emperor for diet. We fat all creatures else to fat us, and - we fat ourselves for maggots. Your fat king and your lean beggar - is but variable service- two dishes, but to one table. That's the - end. - King. Alas, alas! - Ham. A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat - of the fish that hath fed of that worm. - King. What dost thou mean by this? - Ham. Nothing but to show you how a king may go a progress through - the guts of a beggar. - King. Where is Polonius? - Ham. In heaven. Send thither to see. If your messenger find him not - there, seek him i' th' other place yourself. But indeed, if you - find him not within this month, you shall nose him as you go up - the stair, into the lobby. - King. Go seek him there. [To Attendants.] - Ham. He will stay till you come. - [Exeunt Attendants.] - King. Hamlet, this deed, for thine especial safety,- - Which we do tender as we dearly grieve - For that which thou hast done,- must send thee hence - With fiery quickness. Therefore prepare thyself. - The bark is ready and the wind at help, - Th' associates tend, and everything is bent - For England. - Ham. For England? - King. Ay, Hamlet. - Ham. Good. - King. So is it, if thou knew'st our purposes. - Ham. I see a cherub that sees them. But come, for England! - Farewell, dear mother. - King. Thy loving father, Hamlet. - Ham. My mother! Father and mother is man and wife; man and wife is - one flesh; and so, my mother. Come, for England! -Exit. - King. Follow him at foot; tempt him with speed aboard. - Delay it not; I'll have him hence to-night. - Away! for everything is seal'd and done - That else leans on th' affair. Pray you make haste. - Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern] - And, England, if my love thou hold'st at aught,- - As my great power thereof may give thee sense, - Since yet thy cicatrice looks raw and red - After the Danish sword, and thy free awe - Pays homage to us,- thou mayst not coldly set - Our sovereign process, which imports at full, - By letters congruing to that effect, - The present death of Hamlet. Do it, England; - For like the hectic in my blood he rages, - And thou must cure me. Till I know 'tis done, - Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun. Exit. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -Scene IV. -Near Elsinore. - -Enter Fortinbras with his Army over the stage. - - For. Go, Captain, from me greet the Danish king. - Tell him that by his license Fortinbras - Craves the conveyance of a promis'd march - Over his kingdom. You know the rendezvous. - if that his Majesty would aught with us, - We shall express our duty in his eye; - And let him know so. - Capt. I will do't, my lord. - For. Go softly on. - Exeunt [all but the Captain]. - - Enter Hamlet, Rosencrantz, [Guildenstern,] and others. - - Ham. Good sir, whose powers are these? - Capt. They are of Norway, sir. - Ham. How purpos'd, sir, I pray you? - Capt. Against some part of Poland. - Ham. Who commands them, sir? - Capt. The nephew to old Norway, Fortinbras. - Ham. Goes it against the main of Poland, sir, - Or for some frontier? - Capt. Truly to speak, and with no addition, - We go to gain a little patch of ground - That hath in it no profit but the name. - To pay five ducats, five, I would not farm it; - Nor will it yield to Norway or the Pole - A ranker rate, should it be sold in fee. - Ham. Why, then the Polack never will defend it. - Capt. Yes, it is already garrison'd. - Ham. Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats - Will not debate the question of this straw. - This is th' imposthume of much wealth and peace, - That inward breaks, and shows no cause without - Why the man dies.- I humbly thank you, sir. - Capt. God b' wi' you, sir. [Exit.] - Ros. Will't please you go, my lord? - Ham. I'll be with you straight. Go a little before. - [Exeunt all but Hamlet.] - How all occasions do inform against me - And spur my dull revenge! What is a man, - If his chief good and market of his time - Be but to sleep and feed? A beast, no more. - Sure he that made us with such large discourse, - Looking before and after, gave us not - That capability and godlike reason - To fust in us unus'd. Now, whether it be - Bestial oblivion, or some craven scruple - Of thinking too precisely on th' event,- - A thought which, quarter'd, hath but one part wisdom - And ever three parts coward,- I do not know - Why yet I live to say 'This thing's to do,' - Sith I have cause, and will, and strength, and means - To do't. Examples gross as earth exhort me. - Witness this army of such mass and charge, - Led by a delicate and tender prince, - Whose spirit, with divine ambition puff'd, - Makes mouths at the invisible event, - Exposing what is mortal and unsure - To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, - Even for an eggshell. Rightly to be great - Is not to stir without great argument, - But greatly to find quarrel in a straw - When honour's at the stake. How stand I then, - That have a father klll'd, a mother stain'd, - Excitements of my reason and my blood, - And let all sleep, while to my shame I see - The imminent death of twenty thousand men - That for a fantasy and trick of fame - Go to their graves like beds, fight for a plot - Whereon the numbers cannot try the cause, - Which is not tomb enough and continent - To hide the slain? O, from this time forth, - My thoughts be bloody, or be nothing worth! Exit. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -Scene V. -Elsinore. A room in the Castle. - -Enter Horatio, Queen, and a Gentleman. - - Queen. I will not speak with her. - Gent. She is importunate, indeed distract. - Her mood will needs be pitied. - Queen. What would she have? - Gent. She speaks much of her father; says she hears - There's tricks i' th' world, and hems, and beats her heart; - Spurns enviously at straws; speaks things in doubt, - That carry but half sense. Her speech is nothing, - Yet the unshaped use of it doth move - The hearers to collection; they aim at it, - And botch the words up fit to their own thoughts; - Which, as her winks and nods and gestures yield them, - Indeed would make one think there might be thought, - Though nothing sure, yet much unhappily. - Hor. 'Twere good she were spoken with; for she may strew - Dangerous conjectures in ill-breeding minds. - Queen. Let her come in. - [Exit Gentleman.] - [Aside] To my sick soul (as sin's true nature is) - Each toy seems Prologue to some great amiss. - So full of artless jealousy is guilt - It spills itself in fearing to be spilt. - - Enter Ophelia distracted. - - Oph. Where is the beauteous Majesty of Denmark? - Queen. How now, Ophelia? - Oph. (sings) - How should I your true-love know - From another one? - By his cockle bat and' staff - And his sandal shoon. - - Queen. Alas, sweet lady, what imports this song? - Oph. Say you? Nay, pray You mark. - - (Sings) He is dead and gone, lady, - He is dead and gone; - At his head a grass-green turf, - At his heels a stone. - - O, ho! - Queen. Nay, but Ophelia- - Oph. Pray you mark. - - (Sings) White his shroud as the mountain snow- - - Enter King. - - Queen. Alas, look here, my lord! - Oph. (Sings) - Larded all with sweet flowers; - Which bewept to the grave did not go - With true-love showers. - - King. How do you, pretty lady? - Oph. Well, God dild you! They say the owl was a baker's daughter. - Lord, we know what we are, but know not what we may be. God be at - your table! - King. Conceit upon her father. - Oph. Pray let's have no words of this; but when they ask, you what - it means, say you this: - - (Sings) To-morrow is Saint Valentine's day, - All in the morning bedtime, - And I a maid at your window, - To be your Valentine. - - Then up he rose and donn'd his clo'es - And dupp'd the chamber door, - Let in the maid, that out a maid - Never departed more. - - King. Pretty Ophelia! - Oph. Indeed, la, without an oath, I'll make an end on't! - - [Sings] By Gis and by Saint Charity, - Alack, and fie for shame! - Young men will do't if they come to't - By Cock, they are to blame. - - Quoth she, 'Before you tumbled me, - You promis'd me to wed.' - - He answers: - - 'So would I 'a' done, by yonder sun, - An thou hadst not come to my bed.' - - King. How long hath she been thus? - Oph. I hope all will be well. We must be patient; but I cannot - choose but weep to think they would lay him i' th' cold ground. - My brother shall know of it; and so I thank you for your good - counsel. Come, my coach! Good night, ladies. Good night, sweet - ladies. Good night, good night. Exit - King. Follow her close; give her good watch, I pray you. - [Exit Horatio.] - O, this is the poison of deep grief; it springs - All from her father's death. O Gertrude, Gertrude, - When sorrows come, they come not single spies. - But in battalions! First, her father slain; - Next, Your son gone, and he most violent author - Of his own just remove; the people muddied, - Thick and and unwholesome in their thoughts and whispers - For good Polonius' death, and we have done but greenly - In hugger-mugger to inter him; Poor Ophelia - Divided from herself and her fair-judgment, - Without the which we are Pictures or mere beasts; - Last, and as such containing as all these, - Her brother is in secret come from France; - And wants not buzzers to infect his ear - Feeds on his wonder, keep, himself in clouds, - With pestilent speeches of his father's death, - Wherein necessity, of matter beggar'd, - Will nothing stick Our person to arraign - In ear and ear. O my dear Gertrude, this, - Like to a murd'ring piece, in many places - Give, me superfluous death. A noise within. - Queen. Alack, what noise is this? - King. Where are my Switzers? Let them guard the door. - - Enter a Messenger. - - What is the matter? - Mess. Save Yourself, my lord: - The ocean, overpeering of his list, - Eats not the flats with more impetuous haste - Than Young Laertes, in a riotous head, - O'erbears Your offices. The rabble call him lord; - And, as the world were now but to begin, - Antiquity forgot, custom not known, - The ratifiers and props of every word, - They cry 'Choose we! Laertes shall be king!' - Caps, hands, and tongues applaud it to the clouds, - 'Laertes shall be king! Laertes king!' - A noise within. - Queen. How cheerfully on the false trail they cry! - O, this is counter, you false Danish dogs! - King. The doors are broke. - - Enter Laertes with others. - - Laer. Where is this king?- Sirs, staid you all without. - All. No, let's come in! - Laer. I pray you give me leave. - All. We will, we will! - Laer. I thank you. Keep the door. [Exeunt his Followers.] - O thou vile king, - Give me my father! - Queen. Calmly, good Laertes. - Laer. That drop of blood that's calm proclaims me bastard; - Cries cuckold to my father; brands the harlot - Even here between the chaste unsmirched brows - Of my true mother. - King. What is the cause, Laertes, - That thy rebellion looks so giantlike? - Let him go, Gertrude. Do not fear our person. - There's such divinity doth hedge a king - That treason can but peep to what it would, - Acts little of his will. Tell me, Laertes, - Why thou art thus incens'd. Let him go, Gertrude. - Speak, man. - Laer. Where is my father? - King. Dead. - Queen. But not by him! - King. Let him demand his fill. - Laer. How came he dead? I'll not be juggled with: - To hell, allegiance! vows, to the blackest devil - Conscience and grace, to the profoundest pit! - I dare damnation. To this point I stand, - That both the world, I give to negligence, - Let come what comes; only I'll be reveng'd - Most throughly for my father. - King. Who shall stay you? - Laer. My will, not all the world! - And for my means, I'll husband them so well - They shall go far with little. - King. Good Laertes, - If you desire to know the certainty - Of your dear father's death, is't writ in Your revenge - That swoopstake you will draw both friend and foe, - Winner and loser? - Laer. None but his enemies. - King. Will you know them then? - Laer. To his good friends thus wide I'll ope my arms - And, like the kind life-rend'ring pelican, - Repast them with my blood. - King. Why, now You speak - Like a good child and a true gentleman. - That I am guiltless of your father's death, - And am most sensibly in grief for it, - It shall as level to your judgment pierce - As day does to your eye. - A noise within: 'Let her come in.' - Laer. How now? What noise is that? - - Enter Ophelia. - - O heat, dry up my brains! Tears seven times salt - Burn out the sense and virtue of mine eye! - By heaven, thy madness shall be paid by weight - Till our scale turn the beam. O rose of May! - Dear maid, kind sister, sweet Ophelia! - O heavens! is't possible a young maid's wits - Should be as mortal as an old man's life? - Nature is fine in love, and where 'tis fine, - It sends some precious instance of itself - After the thing it loves. - - Oph. (sings) - They bore him barefac'd on the bier - (Hey non nony, nony, hey nony) - And in his grave rain'd many a tear. - - Fare you well, my dove! - Laer. Hadst thou thy wits, and didst persuade revenge, - It could not move thus. - Oph. You must sing 'A-down a-down, and you call him a-down-a.' O, - how the wheel becomes it! It is the false steward, that stole his - master's daughter. - Laer. This nothing's more than matter. - Oph. There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, - remember. And there is pansies, that's for thoughts. - Laer. A document in madness! Thoughts and remembrance fitted. - Oph. There's fennel for you, and columbines. There's rue for you, - and here's some for me. We may call it herb of grace o' Sundays. - O, you must wear your rue with a difference! There's a daisy. I - would give you some violets, but they wither'd all when my father - died. They say he made a good end. - - [Sings] For bonny sweet Robin is all my joy. - - Laer. Thought and affliction, passion, hell itself, - She turns to favour and to prettiness. - Oph. (sings) - And will he not come again? - And will he not come again? - No, no, he is dead; - Go to thy deathbed; - He never will come again. - - His beard was as white as snow, - All flaxen was his poll. - He is gone, he is gone, - And we cast away moan. - God 'a'mercy on his soul! - - And of all Christian souls, I pray God. God b' wi', you. -Exit. - Laer. Do you see this, O God? - King. Laertes, I must commune with your grief, - Or you deny me right. Go but apart, - Make choice of whom your wisest friends you will, - And they shall hear and judge 'twixt you and me. - If by direct or by collateral hand - They find us touch'd, we will our kingdom give, - Our crown, our life, and all that we call ours, - To you in satisfaction; but if not, - Be you content to lend your patience to us, - And we shall jointly labour with your soul - To give it due content. - Laer. Let this be so. - His means of death, his obscure funeral- - No trophy, sword, nor hatchment o'er his bones, - No noble rite nor formal ostentation,- - Cry to be heard, as 'twere from heaven to earth, - That I must call't in question. - King. So you shall; - And where th' offence is let the great axe fall. - I pray you go with me. - Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -Scene VI. -Elsinore. Another room in the Castle. - -Enter Horatio with an Attendant. - - Hor. What are they that would speak with me? - Servant. Seafaring men, sir. They say they have letters for you. - Hor. Let them come in. - [Exit Attendant.] - I do not know from what part of the world - I should be greeted, if not from Lord Hamlet. - - Enter Sailors. - - Sailor. God bless you, sir. - Hor. Let him bless thee too. - Sailor. 'A shall, sir, an't please him. There's a letter for you, - sir,- it comes from th' ambassador that was bound for England- if - your name be Horatio, as I am let to know it is. - Hor. (reads the letter) 'Horatio, when thou shalt have overlook'd - this, give these fellows some means to the King. They have - letters for him. Ere we were two days old at sea, a pirate of - very warlike appointment gave us chase. Finding ourselves too - slow of sail, we put on a compelled valour, and in the grapple I - boarded them. On the instant they got clear of our ship; so I - alone became their prisoner. They have dealt with me like thieves - of mercy; but they knew what they did: I am to do a good turn for - them. Let the King have the letters I have sent, and repair thou - to me with as much speed as thou wouldst fly death. I have words - to speak in thine ear will make thee dumb; yet are they much too - light for the bore of the matter. These good fellows will bring - thee where I am. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern hold their course - for England. Of them I have much to tell thee. Farewell. - 'He that thou knowest thine, HAMLET.' - - Come, I will give you way for these your letters, - And do't the speedier that you may direct me - To him from whom you brought them. Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -Scene VII. -Elsinore. Another room in the Castle. - -Enter King and Laertes. - - King. Now must your conscience my acquittance seal, - And You must put me in your heart for friend, - Sith you have heard, and with a knowing ear, - That he which hath your noble father slain - Pursued my life. - Laer. It well appears. But tell me - Why you proceeded not against these feats - So crimeful and so capital in nature, - As by your safety, wisdom, all things else, - You mainly were stirr'd up. - King. O, for two special reasons, - Which may to you, perhaps, seein much unsinew'd, - But yet to me they are strong. The Queen his mother - Lives almost by his looks; and for myself,- - My virtue or my plague, be it either which,- - She's so conjunctive to my life and soul - That, as the star moves not but in his sphere, - I could not but by her. The other motive - Why to a public count I might not go - Is the great love the general gender bear him, - Who, dipping all his faults in their affection, - Would, like the spring that turneth wood to stone, - Convert his gives to graces; so that my arrows, - Too slightly timber'd for so loud a wind, - Would have reverted to my bow again, - And not where I had aim'd them. - Laer. And so have I a noble father lost; - A sister driven into desp'rate terms, - Whose worth, if praises may go back again, - Stood challenger on mount of all the age - For her perfections. But my revenge will come. - King. Break not your sleeps for that. You must not think - That we are made of stuff so flat and dull - That we can let our beard be shook with danger, - And think it pastime. You shortly shall hear more. - I lov'd your father, and we love ourself, - And that, I hope, will teach you to imagine- - - Enter a Messenger with letters. - - How now? What news? - Mess. Letters, my lord, from Hamlet: - This to your Majesty; this to the Queen. - King. From Hamlet? Who brought them? - Mess. Sailors, my lord, they say; I saw them not. - They were given me by Claudio; he receiv'd them - Of him that brought them. - King. Laertes, you shall hear them. - Leave us. - Exit Messenger. - [Reads]'High and Mighty,-You shall know I am set naked on your - kingdom. To-morrow shall I beg leave to see your kingly eyes; - when I shall (first asking your pardon thereunto) recount the - occasion of my sudden and more strange return. - 'HAMLET.' - What should this mean? Are all the rest come back? - Or is it some abuse, and no such thing? - Laer. Know you the hand? - King. 'Tis Hamlet's character. 'Naked!' - And in a postscript here, he says 'alone.' - Can you advise me? - Laer. I am lost in it, my lord. But let him come! - It warms the very sickness in my heart - That I shall live and tell him to his teeth, - 'Thus didest thou.' - King. If it be so, Laertes - (As how should it be so? how otherwise?), - Will you be rul'd by me? - Laer. Ay my lord, - So you will not o'errule me to a peace. - King. To thine own peace. If he be now return'd - As checking at his voyage, and that he means - No more to undertake it, I will work him - To exploit now ripe in my device, - Under the which he shall not choose but fall; - And for his death no wind - But even his mother shall uncharge the practice - And call it accident. - Laer. My lord, I will be rul'd; - The rather, if you could devise it so - That I might be the organ. - King. It falls right. - You have been talk'd of since your travel much, - And that in Hamlet's hearing, for a quality - Wherein they say you shine, Your sun of parts - Did not together pluck such envy from him - As did that one; and that, in my regard, - Of the unworthiest siege. - Laer. What part is that, my lord? - King. A very riband in the cap of youth- - Yet needfull too; for youth no less becomes - The light and careless livery that it wears - Thin settled age his sables and his weeds, - Importing health and graveness. Two months since - Here was a gentleman of Normandy. - I have seen myself, and serv'd against, the French, - And they can well on horseback; but this gallant - Had witchcraft in't. He grew unto his seat, - And to such wondrous doing brought his horse - As had he been incorps'd and demi-natur'd - With the brave beast. So far he topp'd my thought - That I, in forgery of shapes and tricks, - Come short of what he did. - Laer. A Norman was't? - King. A Norman. - Laer. Upon my life, Lamound. - King. The very same. - Laer. I know him well. He is the broach indeed - And gem of all the nation. - King. He made confession of you; - And gave you such a masterly report - For art and exercise in your defence, - And for your rapier most especially, - That he cried out 'twould be a sight indeed - If one could match you. The scrimers of their nation - He swore had neither motion, guard, nor eye, - If you oppos'd them. Sir, this report of his - Did Hamlet so envenom with his envy - That he could nothing do but wish and beg - Your sudden coming o'er to play with you. - Now, out of this- - Laer. What out of this, my lord? - King. Laertes, was your father dear to you? - Or are you like the painting of a sorrow, - A face without a heart,' - Laer. Why ask you this? - King. Not that I think you did not love your father; - But that I know love is begun by time, - And that I see, in passages of proof, - Time qualifies the spark and fire of it. - There lives within the very flame of love - A kind of wick or snuff that will abate it; - And nothing is at a like goodness still; - For goodness, growing to a plurisy, - Dies in his own too-much. That we would do, - We should do when we would; for this 'would' changes, - And hath abatements and delays as many - As there are tongues, are hands, are accidents; - And then this 'should' is like a spendthrift sigh, - That hurts by easing. But to the quick o' th' ulcer! - Hamlet comes back. What would you undertake - To show yourself your father's son in deed - More than in words? - Laer. To cut his throat i' th' church! - King. No place indeed should murther sanctuarize; - Revenge should have no bounds. But, good Laertes, - Will you do this? Keep close within your chamber. - Will return'd shall know you are come home. - We'll put on those shall praise your excellence - And set a double varnish on the fame - The Frenchman gave you; bring you in fine together - And wager on your heads. He, being remiss, - Most generous, and free from all contriving, - Will not peruse the foils; so that with ease, - Or with a little shuffling, you may choose - A sword unbated, and, in a pass of practice, - Requite him for your father. - Laer. I will do't! - And for that purpose I'll anoint my sword. - I bought an unction of a mountebank, - So mortal that, but dip a knife in it, - Where it draws blood no cataplasm so rare, - Collected from all simples that have virtue - Under the moon, can save the thing from death - This is but scratch'd withal. I'll touch my point - With this contagion, that, if I gall him slightly, - It may be death. - King. Let's further think of this, - Weigh what convenience both of time and means - May fit us to our shape. If this should fall, - And that our drift look through our bad performance. - 'Twere better not assay'd. Therefore this project - Should have a back or second, that might hold - If this did blast in proof. Soft! let me see. - We'll make a solemn wager on your cunnings- - I ha't! - When in your motion you are hot and dry- - As make your bouts more violent to that end- - And that he calls for drink, I'll have prepar'd him - A chalice for the nonce; whereon but sipping, - If he by chance escape your venom'd stuck, - Our purpose may hold there.- But stay, what noise, - - Enter Queen. - - How now, sweet queen? - Queen. One woe doth tread upon another's heel, - So fast they follow. Your sister's drown'd, Laertes. - Laer. Drown'd! O, where? - Queen. There is a willow grows aslant a brook, - That shows his hoar leaves in the glassy stream. - There with fantastic garlands did she come - Of crowflowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples, - That liberal shepherds give a grosser name, - But our cold maids do dead men's fingers call them. - There on the pendant boughs her coronet weeds - Clamb'ring to hang, an envious sliver broke, - When down her weedy trophies and herself - Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide - And, mermaid-like, awhile they bore her up; - Which time she chaunted snatches of old tunes, - As one incapable of her own distress, - Or like a creature native and indued - Unto that element; but long it could not be - Till that her garments, heavy with their drink, - Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay - To muddy death. - Laer. Alas, then she is drown'd? - Queen. Drown'd, drown'd. - Laer. Too much of water hast thou, poor Ophelia, - And therefore I forbid my tears; but yet - It is our trick; nature her custom holds, - Let shame say what it will. When these are gone, - The woman will be out. Adieu, my lord. - I have a speech of fire, that fain would blaze - But that this folly douts it. Exit. - King. Let's follow, Gertrude. - How much I had to do to calm his rage I - Now fear I this will give it start again; - Therefore let's follow. - Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. Scene I. -Elsinore. A churchyard. - -Enter two Clowns, [with spades and pickaxes]. - - Clown. Is she to be buried in Christian burial when she wilfully - seeks her own salvation? - Other. I tell thee she is; therefore make her grave straight. - The crowner hath sate on her, and finds it Christian burial. - Clown. How can that be, unless she drown'd herself in her own - defence? - Other. Why, 'tis found so. - Clown. It must be se offendendo; it cannot be else. For here lies - the point: if I drown myself wittingly, it argues an act; and an - act hath three branches-it is to act, to do, and to perform; - argal, she drown'd herself wittingly. - Other. Nay, but hear you, Goodman Delver! - Clown. Give me leave. Here lies the water; good. Here stands the - man; good. If the man go to this water and drown himself, it is, - will he nill he, he goes- mark you that. But if the water come to - him and drown him, he drowns not himself. Argal, he that is not - guilty of his own death shortens not his own life. - Other. But is this law? - Clown. Ay, marry, is't- crowner's quest law. - Other. Will you ha' the truth an't? If this had not been a - gentlewoman, she should have been buried out o' Christian burial. - Clown. Why, there thou say'st! And the more pity that great folk - should have count'nance in this world to drown or hang themselves - more than their even-Christen. Come, my spade! There is no - ancient gentlemen but gard'ners, ditchers, and grave-makers. They - hold up Adam's profession. - Other. Was he a gentleman? - Clown. 'A was the first that ever bore arms. - Other. Why, he had none. - Clown. What, art a heathen? How dost thou understand the Scripture? - The Scripture says Adam digg'd. Could he dig without arms? I'll - put another question to thee. If thou answerest me not to the - purpose, confess thyself- - Other. Go to! - Clown. What is he that builds stronger than either the mason, the - shipwright, or the carpenter? - Other. The gallows-maker; for that frame outlives a thousand - tenants. - Clown. I like thy wit well, in good faith. The gallows does well. - But how does it well? It does well to those that do ill. Now, - thou dost ill to say the gallows is built stronger than the - church. Argal, the gallows may do well to thee. To't again, come! - Other. Who builds stronger than a mason, a shipwright, or a - carpenter? - Clown. Ay, tell me that, and unyoke. - Other. Marry, now I can tell! - Clown. To't. - Other. Mass, I cannot tell. - - Enter Hamlet and Horatio afar off. - - Clown. Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull ass will - not mend his pace with beating; and when you are ask'd this - question next, say 'a grave-maker.' The houses he makes lasts - till doomsday. Go, get thee to Yaughan; fetch me a stoup of - liquor. - [Exit Second Clown.] - - [Clown digs and] sings. - - In youth when I did love, did love, - Methought it was very sweet; - To contract- O- the time for- a- my behove, - O, methought there- a- was nothing- a- meet. - - Ham. Has this fellow no feeling of his business, that he sings at - grave-making? - Hor. Custom hath made it in him a Property of easiness. - Ham. 'Tis e'en so. The hand of little employment hath the daintier - sense. - Clown. (sings) - But age with his stealing steps - Hath clawed me in his clutch, - And hath shipped me intil the land, - As if I had never been such. - [Throws up a skull.] - - Ham. That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once. How the - knave jowls it to the ground,as if 'twere Cain's jawbone, that - did the first murther! This might be the pate of a Politician, - which this ass now o'erreaches; one that would circumvent God, - might it not? - Hor. It might, my lord. - Ham. Or of a courtier, which could say 'Good morrow, sweet lord! - How dost thou, good lord?' This might be my Lord Such-a-one, that - prais'd my Lord Such-a-one's horse when he meant to beg it- might - it not? - Hor. Ay, my lord. - Ham. Why, e'en so! and now my Lady Worm's, chapless, and knock'd - about the mazzard with a sexton's spade. Here's fine revolution, - and we had the trick to see't. Did these bones cost no more the - breeding but to play at loggets with 'em? Mine ache to think - on't. - Clown. (Sings) - A pickaxe and a spade, a spade, - For and a shrouding sheet; - O, a Pit of clay for to be made - For such a guest is meet. - Throws up [another skull]. - - Ham. There's another. Why may not that be the skull of a lawyer? - Where be his quiddits now, his quillets, his cases, his tenures, - and his tricks? Why does he suffer this rude knave now to knock - him about the sconce with a dirty shovel, and will not tell him - of his action of battery? Hum! This fellow might be in's time a - great buyer of land, with his statutes, his recognizances, his - fines, his double vouchers, his recoveries. Is this the fine of - his fines, and the recovery of his recoveries, to have his fine - pate full of fine dirt? Will his vouchers vouch him no more of - his purchases, and double ones too, than the length and breadth - of a pair of indentures? The very conveyances of his lands will - scarcely lie in this box; and must th' inheritor himself have no - more, ha? - Hor. Not a jot more, my lord. - Ham. Is not parchment made of sheepskins? - Hor. Ay, my lord, And of calveskins too. - Ham. They are sheep and calves which seek out assurance in that. I - will speak to this fellow. Whose grave's this, sirrah? - Clown. Mine, sir. - - [Sings] O, a pit of clay for to be made - For such a guest is meet. - - Ham. I think it be thine indeed, for thou liest in't. - Clown. You lie out on't, sir, and therefore 'tis not yours. - For my part, I do not lie in't, yet it is mine. - Ham. Thou dost lie in't, to be in't and say it is thine. 'Tis for - the dead, not for the quick; therefore thou liest. - Clown. 'Tis a quick lie, sir; 'twill away again from me to you. - Ham. What man dost thou dig it for? - Clown. For no man, sir. - Ham. What woman then? - Clown. For none neither. - Ham. Who is to be buried in't? - Clown. One that was a woman, sir; but, rest her soul, she's dead. - Ham. How absolute the knave is! We must speak by the card, or - equivocation will undo us. By the Lord, Horatio, this three years - I have taken note of it, the age is grown so picked that the toe - of the peasant comes so near the heel of the courtier he galls - his kibe.- How long hast thou been a grave-maker? - Clown. Of all the days i' th' year, I came to't that day that our - last king Hamlet overcame Fortinbras. - Ham. How long is that since? - Clown. Cannot you tell that? Every fool can tell that. It was the - very day that young Hamlet was born- he that is mad, and sent - into England. - Ham. Ay, marry, why was be sent into England? - Clown. Why, because 'a was mad. 'A shall recover his wits there; - or, if 'a do not, 'tis no great matter there. - Ham. Why? - Clown. 'Twill not he seen in him there. There the men are as mad as - he. - Ham. How came he mad? - Clown. Very strangely, they say. - Ham. How strangely? - Clown. Faith, e'en with losing his wits. - Ham. Upon what ground? - Clown. Why, here in Denmark. I have been sexton here, man and boy - thirty years. - Ham. How long will a man lie i' th' earth ere he rot? - Clown. Faith, if 'a be not rotten before 'a die (as we have many - pocky corses now-a-days that will scarce hold the laying in, I - will last you some eight year or nine year. A tanner will last - you nine year. - Ham. Why he more than another? - Clown. Why, sir, his hide is so tann'd with his trade that 'a will - keep out water a great while; and your water is a sore decayer of - your whoreson dead body. Here's a skull now. This skull hath lien - you i' th' earth three-and-twenty years. - Ham. Whose was it? - Clown. A whoreson, mad fellow's it was. Whose do you think it was? - Ham. Nay, I know not. - Clown. A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! 'A pour'd a flagon of - Rhenish on my head once. This same skull, sir, was Yorick's - skull, the King's jester. - Ham. This? - Clown. E'en that. - Ham. Let me see. [Takes the skull.] Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, - Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He - hath borne me on his back a thousand tunes. And now how abhorred - in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those - lips that I have kiss'd I know not how oft. Where be your gibes - now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment that - were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your - own grinning? Quite chap- fall'n? Now get you to my lady's - chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this - favour she must come. Make her laugh at that. Prithee, Horatio, - tell me one thing. - Hor. What's that, my lord? - Ham. Dost thou think Alexander look'd o' this fashion i' th' earth? - Hor. E'en so. - Ham. And smelt so? Pah! - [Puts down the skull.] - Hor. E'en so, my lord. - Ham. To what base uses we may return, Horatio! Why may not - imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander till he find it - stopping a bunghole? - Hor. 'Twere to consider too curiously, to consider so. - Ham. No, faith, not a jot; but to follow him thither with modesty - enough, and likelihood to lead it; as thus: Alexander died, - Alexander was buried, Alexander returneth into dust; the dust is - earth; of earth we make loam; and why of that loam (whereto he - was converted) might they not stop a beer barrel? - Imperious Caesar, dead and turn'd to clay, - Might stop a hole to keep the wind away. - O, that that earth which kept the world in awe - Should patch a wall t' expel the winter's flaw! - But soft! but soft! aside! Here comes the King- - - Enter [priests with] a coffin [in funeral procession], King, - Queen, Laertes, with Lords attendant.] - - The Queen, the courtiers. Who is this they follow? - And with such maimed rites? This doth betoken - The corse they follow did with desp'rate hand - Fordo it own life. 'Twas of some estate. - Couch we awhile, and mark. - [Retires with Horatio.] - Laer. What ceremony else? - Ham. That is Laertes, - A very noble youth. Mark. - Laer. What ceremony else? - Priest. Her obsequies have been as far enlarg'd - As we have warranty. Her death was doubtful; - And, but that great command o'ersways the order, - She should in ground unsanctified have lodg'd - Till the last trumpet. For charitable prayers, - Shards, flints, and pebbles should be thrown on her. - Yet here she is allow'd her virgin crants, - Her maiden strewments, and the bringing home - Of bell and burial. - Laer. Must there no more be done? - Priest. No more be done. - We should profane the service of the dead - To sing a requiem and such rest to her - As to peace-parted souls. - Laer. Lay her i' th' earth; - And from her fair and unpolluted flesh - May violets spring! I tell thee, churlish priest, - A minist'ring angel shall my sister be - When thou liest howling. - Ham. What, the fair Ophelia? - Queen. Sweets to the sweet! Farewell. - [Scatters flowers.] - I hop'd thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife; - I thought thy bride-bed to have deck'd, sweet maid, - And not have strew'd thy grave. - Laer. O, treble woe - Fall ten times treble on that cursed head - Whose wicked deed thy most ingenious sense - Depriv'd thee of! Hold off the earth awhile, - Till I have caught her once more in mine arms. - Leaps in the grave. - Now pile your dust upon the quick and dead - Till of this flat a mountain you have made - T' o'ertop old Pelion or the skyish head - Of blue Olympus. - Ham. [comes forward] What is he whose grief - Bears such an emphasis? whose phrase of sorrow - Conjures the wand'ring stars, and makes them stand - Like wonder-wounded hearers? This is I, - Hamlet the Dane. [Leaps in after Laertes. - Laer. The devil take thy soul! - [Grapples with him]. - Ham. Thou pray'st not well. - I prithee take thy fingers from my throat; - For, though I am not splenitive and rash, - Yet have I in me something dangerous, - Which let thy wisdom fear. Hold off thy hand! - King. Pluck thein asunder. - Queen. Hamlet, Hamlet! - All. Gentlemen! - Hor. Good my lord, be quiet. - [The Attendants part them, and they come out of the - grave.] - Ham. Why, I will fight with him upon this theme - Until my eyelids will no longer wag. - Queen. O my son, what theme? - Ham. I lov'd Ophelia. Forty thousand brothers - Could not (with all their quantity of love) - Make up my sum. What wilt thou do for her? - King. O, he is mad, Laertes. - Queen. For love of God, forbear him! - Ham. 'Swounds, show me what thou't do. - Woo't weep? woo't fight? woo't fast? woo't tear thyself? - Woo't drink up esill? eat a crocodile? - I'll do't. Dost thou come here to whine? - To outface me with leaping in her grave? - Be buried quick with her, and so will I. - And if thou prate of mountains, let them throw - Millions of acres on us, till our ground, - Singeing his pate against the burning zone, - Make Ossa like a wart! Nay, an thou'lt mouth, - I'll rant as well as thou. - Queen. This is mere madness; - And thus a while the fit will work on him. - Anon, as patient as the female dove - When that her golden couplets are disclos'd, - His silence will sit drooping. - Ham. Hear you, sir! - What is the reason that you use me thus? - I lov'd you ever. But it is no matter. - Let Hercules himself do what he may, - The cat will mew, and dog will have his day. -Exit. - King. I pray thee, good Horatio, wait upon him. - Exit Horatio. - [To Laertes] Strengthen your patience in our last night's speech. - We'll put the matter to the present push.- - Good Gertrude, set some watch over your son.- - This grave shall have a living monument. - An hour of quiet shortly shall we see; - Till then in patience our proceeding be. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -Elsinore. A hall in the Castle. - -Enter Hamlet and Horatio. - - Ham. So much for this, sir; now shall you see the other. - You do remember all the circumstance? - Hor. Remember it, my lord! - Ham. Sir, in my heart there was a kind of fighting - That would not let me sleep. Methought I lay - Worse than the mutinies in the bilboes. Rashly- - And prais'd be rashness for it; let us know, - Our indiscretion sometime serves us well - When our deep plots do pall; and that should learn us - There's a divinity that shapes our ends, - Rough-hew them how we will- - Hor. That is most certain. - Ham. Up from my cabin, - My sea-gown scarf'd about me, in the dark - Grop'd I to find out them; had my desire, - Finger'd their packet, and in fine withdrew - To mine own room again; making so bold - (My fears forgetting manners) to unseal - Their grand commission; where I found, Horatio - (O royal knavery!), an exact command, - Larded with many several sorts of reasons, - Importing Denmark's health, and England's too, - With, hoo! such bugs and goblins in my life- - That, on the supervise, no leisure bated, - No, not to stay the finding of the axe, - My head should be struck off. - Hor. Is't possible? - Ham. Here's the commission; read it at more leisure. - But wilt thou bear me how I did proceed? - Hor. I beseech you. - Ham. Being thus benetted round with villanies, - Or I could make a prologue to my brains, - They had begun the play. I sat me down; - Devis'd a new commission; wrote it fair. - I once did hold it, as our statists do, - A baseness to write fair, and labour'd much - How to forget that learning; but, sir, now - It did me yeoman's service. Wilt thou know - Th' effect of what I wrote? - Hor. Ay, good my lord. - Ham. An earnest conjuration from the King, - As England was his faithful tributary, - As love between them like the palm might flourish, - As peace should still her wheaten garland wear - And stand a comma 'tween their amities, - And many such-like as's of great charge, - That, on the view and knowing of these contents, - Without debatement further, more or less, - He should the bearers put to sudden death, - Not shriving time allow'd. - Hor. How was this seal'd? - Ham. Why, even in that was heaven ordinant. - I had my father's signet in my purse, - which was the model of that Danish seal; - Folded the writ up in the form of th' other, - Subscrib'd it, gave't th' impression, plac'd it safely, - The changeling never known. Now, the next day - Was our sea-fight; and what to this was sequent - Thou know'st already. - Hor. So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to't. - Ham. Why, man, they did make love to this employment! - They are not near my conscience; their defeat - Does by their own insinuation grow. - 'Tis dangerous when the baser nature comes - Between the pass and fell incensed points - Of mighty opposites. - Hor. Why, what a king is this! - Ham. Does it not, thinks't thee, stand me now upon- - He that hath kill'd my king, and whor'd my mother; - Popp'd in between th' election and my hopes; - Thrown out his angle for my Proper life, - And with such coz'nage- is't not perfect conscience - To quit him with this arm? And is't not to be damn'd - To let this canker of our nature come - In further evil? - Hor. It must be shortly known to him from England - What is the issue of the business there. - Ham. It will be short; the interim is mine, - And a man's life is no more than to say 'one.' - But I am very sorry, good Horatio, - That to Laertes I forgot myself, - For by the image of my cause I see - The portraiture of his. I'll court his favours. - But sure the bravery of his grief did put me - Into a tow'ring passion. - Hor. Peace! Who comes here? - - Enter young Osric, a courtier. - - Osr. Your lordship is right welcome back to Denmark. - Ham. I humbly thank you, sir. [Aside to Horatio] Dost know this - waterfly? - Hor. [aside to Hamlet] No, my good lord. - Ham. [aside to Horatio] Thy state is the more gracious; for 'tis a - vice to know him. He hath much land, and fertile. Let a beast be - lord of beasts, and his crib shall stand at the king's mess. 'Tis - a chough; but, as I say, spacious in the possession of dirt. - Osr. Sweet lord, if your lordship were at leisure, I should impart - a thing to you from his Majesty. - Ham. I will receive it, sir, with all diligence of spirit. Put your - bonnet to his right use. 'Tis for the head. - Osr. I thank your lordship, it is very hot. - Ham. No, believe me, 'tis very cold; the wind is northerly. - Osr. It is indifferent cold, my lord, indeed. - Ham. But yet methinks it is very sultry and hot for my complexion. - Osr. Exceedingly, my lord; it is very sultry, as 'twere- I cannot - tell how. But, my lord, his Majesty bade me signify to you that - he has laid a great wager on your head. Sir, this is the matter- - Ham. I beseech you remember. - [Hamlet moves him to put on his hat.] - Osr. Nay, good my lord; for mine ease, in good faith. Sir, here is - newly come to court Laertes; believe me, an absolute gentleman, - full of most excellent differences, of very soft society and - great showing. Indeed, to speak feelingly of him, he is the card - or calendar of gentry; for you shall find in him the continent of - what part a gentleman would see. - Ham. Sir, his definement suffers no perdition in you; though, I - know, to divide him inventorially would dozy th' arithmetic of - memory, and yet but yaw neither in respect of his quick sail. - But, in the verity of extolment, I take him to be a soul of great - article, and his infusion of such dearth and rareness as, to make - true diction of him, his semblable is his mirror, and who else - would trace him, his umbrage, nothing more. - Osr. Your lordship speaks most infallibly of him. - Ham. The concernancy, sir? Why do we wrap the gentleman in our more - rawer breath - Osr. Sir? - Hor [aside to Hamlet] Is't not possible to understand in another - tongue? You will do't, sir, really. - Ham. What imports the nomination of this gentleman - Osr. Of Laertes? - Hor. [aside] His purse is empty already. All's golden words are - spent. - Ham. Of him, sir. - Osr. I know you are not ignorant- - Ham. I would you did, sir; yet, in faith, if you did, it would not - much approve me. Well, sir? - Osr. You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is- - Ham. I dare not confess that, lest I should compare with him in - excellence; but to know a man well were to know himself. - Osr. I mean, sir, for his weapon; but in the imputation laid on him - by them, in his meed he's unfellowed. - Ham. What's his weapon? - Osr. Rapier and dagger. - Ham. That's two of his weapons- but well. - Osr. The King, sir, hath wager'd with him six Barbary horses; - against the which he has impon'd, as I take it, six French - rapiers and poniards, with their assigns, as girdle, hangers, and - so. Three of the carriages, in faith, are very dear to fancy, - very responsive to the hilts, most delicate carriages, and of - very liberal conceit. - Ham. What call you the carriages? - Hor. [aside to Hamlet] I knew you must be edified by the margent - ere you had done. - Osr. The carriages, sir, are the hangers. - Ham. The phrase would be more germane to the matter if we could - carry cannon by our sides. I would it might be hangers till then. - But on! Six Barbary horses against six French swords, their - assigns, and three liberal-conceited carriages: that's the French - bet against the Danish. Why is this all impon'd, as you call it? - Osr. The King, sir, hath laid that, in a dozen passes between - yourself and him, he shall not exceed you three hits; he hath - laid on twelve for nine, and it would come to immediate trial - if your lordship would vouchsafe the answer. - Ham. How if I answer no? - Osr. I mean, my lord, the opposition of your person in trial. - Ham. Sir, I will walk here in the hall. If it please his Majesty, - it is the breathing time of day with me. Let the foils be - brought, the gentleman willing, and the King hold his purpose, - I will win for him if I can; if not, I will gain nothing but my - shame and the odd hits. - Osr. Shall I redeliver you e'en so? - Ham. To this effect, sir, after what flourish your nature will. - Osr. I commend my duty to your lordship. - Ham. Yours, yours. [Exit Osric.] He does well to commend it - himself; there are no tongues else for's turn. - Hor. This lapwing runs away with the shell on his head. - Ham. He did comply with his dug before he suck'd it. Thus has he, - and many more of the same bevy that I know the drossy age dotes - on, only got the tune of the time and outward habit of encounter- - a kind of yesty collection, which carries them through and - through the most fann'd and winnowed opinions; and do but blow - them to their trial-the bubbles are out, - - Enter a Lord. - - Lord. My lord, his Majesty commended him to you by young Osric, who - brings back to him, that you attend him in the hall. He sends to - know if your pleasure hold to play with Laertes, or that you will - take longer time. - Ham. I am constant to my purposes; they follow the King's pleasure. - If his fitness speaks, mine is ready; now or whensoever, provided - I be so able as now. - Lord. The King and Queen and all are coming down. - Ham. In happy time. - Lord. The Queen desires you to use some gentle entertainment to - Laertes before you fall to play. - Ham. She well instructs me. - [Exit Lord.] - Hor. You will lose this wager, my lord. - Ham. I do not think so. Since he went into France I have been in - continual practice. I shall win at the odds. But thou wouldst not - think how ill all's here about my heart. But it is no matter. - Hor. Nay, good my lord - - Ham. It is but foolery; but it is such a kind of gaingiving as - would perhaps trouble a woman. - Hor. If your mind dislike anything, obey it. I will forestall their - repair hither and say you are not fit. - Ham. Not a whit, we defy augury; there's a special providence in - the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, 'tis not to come', if it be - not to come, it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come: - the readiness is all. Since no man knows aught of what he leaves, - what is't to leave betimes? Let be. - - Enter King, Queen, Laertes, Osric, and Lords, with other - Attendants with foils and gauntlets. - A table and flagons of wine on it. - - King. Come, Hamlet, come, and take this hand from me. - [The King puts Laertes' hand into Hamlet's.] - Ham. Give me your pardon, sir. I have done you wrong; - But pardon't, as you are a gentleman. - This presence knows, - And you must needs have heard, how I am punish'd - With sore distraction. What I have done - That might your nature, honour, and exception - Roughly awake, I here proclaim was madness. - Was't Hamlet wrong'd Laertes? Never Hamlet. - If Hamlet from himself be taken away, - And when he's not himself does wrong Laertes, - Then Hamlet does it not, Hamlet denies it. - Who does it, then? His madness. If't be so, - Hamlet is of the faction that is wrong'd; - His madness is poor Hamlet's enemy. - Sir, in this audience, - Let my disclaiming from a purpos'd evil - Free me so far in your most generous thoughts - That I have shot my arrow o'er the house - And hurt my brother. - Laer. I am satisfied in nature, - Whose motive in this case should stir me most - To my revenge. But in my terms of honour - I stand aloof, and will no reconcilement - Till by some elder masters of known honour - I have a voice and precedent of peace - To keep my name ungor'd. But till that time - I do receive your offer'd love like love, - And will not wrong it. - Ham. I embrace it freely, - And will this brother's wager frankly play. - Give us the foils. Come on. - Laer. Come, one for me. - Ham. I'll be your foil, Laertes. In mine ignorance - Your skill shall, like a star i' th' darkest night, - Stick fiery off indeed. - Laer. You mock me, sir. - Ham. No, by this bad. - King. Give them the foils, young Osric. Cousin Hamlet, - You know the wager? - Ham. Very well, my lord. - Your Grace has laid the odds o' th' weaker side. - King. I do not fear it, I have seen you both; - But since he is better'd, we have therefore odds. - Laer. This is too heavy; let me see another. - Ham. This likes me well. These foils have all a length? - Prepare to play. - Osr. Ay, my good lord. - King. Set me the stoups of wine upon that table. - If Hamlet give the first or second hit, - Or quit in answer of the third exchange, - Let all the battlements their ordnance fire; - The King shall drink to Hamlet's better breath, - And in the cup an union shall he throw - Richer than that which four successive kings - In Denmark's crown have worn. Give me the cups; - And let the kettle to the trumpet speak, - The trumpet to the cannoneer without, - The cannons to the heavens, the heaven to earth, - 'Now the King drinks to Hamlet.' Come, begin. - And you the judges, bear a wary eye. - Ham. Come on, sir. - Laer. Come, my lord. They play. - Ham. One. - Laer. No. - Ham. Judgment! - Osr. A hit, a very palpable hit. - Laer. Well, again! - King. Stay, give me drink. Hamlet, this pearl is thine; - Here's to thy health. - [Drum; trumpets sound; a piece goes off [within]. - Give him the cup. - Ham. I'll play this bout first; set it by awhile. - Come. (They play.) Another hit. What say you? - Laer. A touch, a touch; I do confess't. - King. Our son shall win. - Queen. He's fat, and scant of breath. - Here, Hamlet, take my napkin, rub thy brows. - The Queen carouses to thy fortune, Hamlet. - Ham. Good madam! - King. Gertrude, do not drink. - Queen. I will, my lord; I pray you pardon me. Drinks. - King. [aside] It is the poison'd cup; it is too late. - Ham. I dare not drink yet, madam; by-and-by. - Queen. Come, let me wipe thy face. - Laer. My lord, I'll hit him now. - King. I do not think't. - Laer. [aside] And yet it is almost against my conscience. - Ham. Come for the third, Laertes! You but dally. - pray You Pass with your best violence; - I am afeard You make a wanton of me. - Laer. Say you so? Come on. Play. - Osr. Nothing neither way. - Laer. Have at you now! - [Laertes wounds Hamlet; then] in scuffling, they - change rapiers, [and Hamlet wounds Laertes]. - King. Part them! They are incens'd. - Ham. Nay come! again! The Queen falls. - Osr. Look to the Queen there, ho! - Hor. They bleed on both sides. How is it, my lord? - Osr. How is't, Laertes? - Laer. Why, as a woodcock to mine own springe, Osric. - I am justly kill'd with mine own treachery. - Ham. How does the Queen? - King. She sounds to see them bleed. - Queen. No, no! the drink, the drink! O my dear Hamlet! - The drink, the drink! I am poison'd. [Dies.] - Ham. O villany! Ho! let the door be lock'd. - Treachery! Seek it out. - [Laertes falls.] - Laer. It is here, Hamlet. Hamlet, thou art slain; - No medicine in the world can do thee good. - In thee there is not half an hour of life. - The treacherous instrument is in thy hand, - Unbated and envenom'd. The foul practice - Hath turn'd itself on me. Lo, here I lie, - Never to rise again. Thy mother's poison'd. - I can no more. The King, the King's to blame. - Ham. The point envenom'd too? - Then, venom, to thy work. Hurts the King. - All. Treason! treason! - King. O, yet defend me, friends! I am but hurt. - Ham. Here, thou incestuous, murd'rous, damned Dane, - Drink off this potion! Is thy union here? - Follow my mother. King dies. - Laer. He is justly serv'd. - It is a poison temper'd by himself. - Exchange forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet. - Mine and my father's death come not upon thee, - Nor thine on me! Dies. - Ham. Heaven make thee free of it! I follow thee. - I am dead, Horatio. Wretched queen, adieu! - You that look pale and tremble at this chance, - That are but mutes or audience to this act, - Had I but time (as this fell sergeant, Death, - Is strict in his arrest) O, I could tell you- - But let it be. Horatio, I am dead; - Thou liv'st; report me and my cause aright - To the unsatisfied. - Hor. Never believe it. - I am more an antique Roman than a Dane. - Here's yet some liquor left. - Ham. As th'art a man, - Give me the cup. Let go! By heaven, I'll ha't. - O good Horatio, what a wounded name - (Things standing thus unknown) shall live behind me! - If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart, - Absent thee from felicity awhile, - And in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain, - To tell my story. [March afar off, and shot within.] - What warlike noise is this? - Osr. Young Fortinbras, with conquest come from Poland, - To the ambassadors of England gives - This warlike volley. - Ham. O, I die, Horatio! - The potent poison quite o'ercrows my spirit. - I cannot live to hear the news from England, - But I do prophesy th' election lights - On Fortinbras. He has my dying voice. - So tell him, with th' occurrents, more and less, - Which have solicited- the rest is silence. Dies. - Hor. Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, sweet prince, - And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest! - [March within.] - Why does the drum come hither? - - Enter Fortinbras and English Ambassadors, with Drum, - Colours, and Attendants. - - Fort. Where is this sight? - Hor. What is it you will see? - If aught of woe or wonder, cease your search. - Fort. This quarry cries on havoc. O proud Death, - What feast is toward in thine eternal cell - That thou so many princes at a shot - So bloodily hast struck. - Ambassador. The sight is dismal; - And our affairs from England come too late. - The ears are senseless that should give us bearing - To tell him his commandment is fulfill'd - That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. - Where should We have our thanks? - Hor. Not from his mouth, - Had it th' ability of life to thank you. - He never gave commandment for their death. - But since, so jump upon this bloody question, - You from the Polack wars, and you from England, - Are here arriv'd, give order that these bodies - High on a stage be placed to the view; - And let me speak to the yet unknowing world - How these things came about. So shall You hear - Of carnal, bloody and unnatural acts; - Of accidental judgments, casual slaughters; - Of deaths put on by cunning and forc'd cause; - And, in this upshot, purposes mistook - Fall'n on th' inventors' heads. All this can I - Truly deliver. - Fort. Let us haste to hear it, - And call the noblest to the audience. - For me, with sorrow I embrace my fortune. - I have some rights of memory in this kingdom - Which now, to claim my vantage doth invite me. - Hor. Of that I shall have also cause to speak, - And from his mouth whose voice will draw on more. - But let this same be presently perform'd, - Even while men's minds are wild, lest more mischance - On plots and errors happen. - Fort. Let four captains - Bear Hamlet like a soldier to the stage; - For he was likely, had he been put on, - To have prov'd most royally; and for his passage - The soldiers' music and the rites of war - Speak loudly for him. - Take up the bodies. Such a sight as this - Becomes the field but here shows much amiss. - Go, bid the soldiers shoot. - Exeunt marching; after the which a peal of ordnance - are shot off. - - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1598 - -THE FIRST PART OF KING HENRY THE FOURTH - - -by William Shakespeare - - - -Dramatis Personae - - King Henry the Fourth. - Henry, Prince of Wales, son to the King. - Prince John of Lancaster, son to the King. - Earl of Westmoreland. - Sir Walter Blunt. - Thomas Percy, Earl of Worcester. - Henry Percy, Earl of Northumberland. - Henry Percy, surnamed Hotspur, his son. - Edmund Mortimer, Earl of March. - Richard Scroop, Archbishop of York. - Archibald, Earl of Douglas. - Owen Glendower. - Sir Richard Vernon. - Sir John Falstaff. - Sir Michael, a friend to the Archbishop of York. - Poins. - Gadshill - Peto. - Bardolph. - - Lady Percy, wife to Hotspur, and sister to Mortimer. - Lady Mortimer, daughter to Glendower, and wife to Mortimer. - Mistress Quickly, hostess of the Boar's Head in Eastcheap. - - Lords, Officers, Sheriff, Vintner, Chamberlain, Drawers, two - Carriers, Travellers, and Attendants. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE.--England and Wales. - - -ACT I. Scene I. -London. The Palace. - -Enter the King, Lord John of Lancaster, Earl of Westmoreland, -[Sir Walter Blunt,] with others. - - King. So shaken as we are, so wan with care, - Find we a time for frighted peace to pant - And breathe short-winded accents of new broils - To be commenc'd in stronds afar remote. - No more the thirsty entrance of this soil - Shall daub her lips with her own children's blood. - No more shall trenching war channel her fields, - Nor Bruise her flow'rets with the armed hoofs - Of hostile paces. Those opposed eyes - Which, like the meteors of a troubled heaven, - All of one nature, of one substance bred, - Did lately meet in the intestine shock - And furious close of civil butchery, - Shall now in mutual well-beseeming ranks - March all one way and be no more oppos'd - Against acquaintance, kindred, and allies. - The edge of war, like an ill-sheathed knife, - No more shall cut his master. Therefore, friends, - As far as to the sepulchre of Christ- - Whose soldier now, under whose blessed cross - We are impressed and engag'd to fight- - Forthwith a power of English shall we levy, - Whose arms were moulded in their mother's womb - To chase these pagans in those holy fields - Over whose acres walk'd those blessed feet - Which fourteen hundred years ago were nail'd - For our advantage on the bitter cross. - But this our purpose now is twelvemonth old, - And bootless 'tis to tell you we will go. - Therefore we meet not now. Then let me hear - Of you, my gentle cousin Westmoreland, - What yesternight our Council did decree - In forwarding this dear expedience. - West. My liege, this haste was hot in question - And many limits of the charge set down - But yesternight; when all athwart there came - A post from Wales, loaden with heavy news; - Whose worst was that the noble Mortimer, - Leading the men of Herefordshire to fight - Against the irregular and wild Glendower, - Was by the rude hands of that Welshman taken, - A thousand of his people butchered; - Upon whose dead corpse there was such misuse, - Such beastly shameless transformation, - By those Welshwomen done as may not be - Without much shame retold or spoken of. - King. It seems then that the tidings of this broil - Brake off our business for the Holy Land. - West. This, match'd with other, did, my gracious lord; - For more uneven and unwelcome news - Came from the North, and thus it did import: - On Holy-rood Day the gallant Hotspur there, - Young Harry Percy, and brave Archibald, - That ever-valiant and approved Scot, - At Holmedon met, - Where they did spend a sad and bloody hour; - As by discharge of their artillery - And shape of likelihood the news was told; - For he that brought them, in the very heat - And pride of their contention did take horse, - Uncertain of the issue any way. - King. Here is a dear, a true-industrious friend, - Sir Walter Blunt, new lighted from his horse, - Stain'd with the variation of each soil - Betwixt that Holmedon and this seat of ours, - And he hath brought us smooth and welcome news. - The Earl of Douglas is discomfited; - Ten thousand bold Scots, two-and-twenty knights, - Balk'd in their own blood did Sir Walter see - On Holmedon's plains. Of prisoners, Hotspur took - Mordake Earl of Fife and eldest son - To beaten Douglas, and the Earl of Athol, - Of Murray, Angus, and Menteith. - And is not this an honourable spoil? - A gallant prize? Ha, cousin, is it not? - West. In faith, - It is a conquest for a prince to boast of. - King. Yea, there thou mak'st me sad, and mak'st me sin - In envy that my Lord Northumberland - Should be the father to so blest a son- - A son who is the theme of honour's tongue, - Amongst a grove the very straightest plant; - Who is sweet Fortune's minion and her pride; - Whilst I, by looking on the praise of him, - See riot and dishonour stain the brow - Of my young Harry. O that it could be prov'd - That some night-tripping fairy had exchang'd - In cradle clothes our children where they lay, - And call'd mine Percy, his Plantagenet! - Then would I have his Harry, and he mine. - But let him from my thoughts. What think you, coz, - Of this young Percy's pride? The prisoners - Which he in this adventure hath surpris'd - To his own use he keeps, and sends me word - I shall have none but Mordake Earl of Fife. - West. This is his uncle's teaching, this Worcester, - Malevolent to you In all aspects, - Which makes him prune himself and bristle up - The crest of youth against your dignity. - King. But I have sent for him to answer this; - And for this cause awhile we must neglect - Our holy purpose to Jerusalem. - Cousin, on Wednesday next our council we - Will hold at Windsor. So inform the lords; - But come yourself with speed to us again; - For more is to be said and to be done - Than out of anger can be uttered. - West. I will my liege. Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -London. An apartment of the Prince's. - -Enter Prince of Wales and Sir John Falstaff. - - Fal. Now, Hal, what time of day is it, lad? - Prince. Thou art so fat-witted with drinking of old sack, and - unbuttoning thee after supper, and sleeping upon benches after - noon, that thou hast forgotten to demand that truly which thou - wouldest truly know. What a devil hast thou to do with the time - of the day, Unless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, - and clocks the tongues of bawds, and dials the signs of leaping - houses, and the blessed sun himself a fair hot wench in - flame-coloured taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst be so - superfluous to demand the time of the day. - Fal. Indeed you come near me now, Hal; for we that take purses go - by the moon And the seven stars, and not by Phoebus, he, that - wand'ring knight so fair. And I prithee, sweet wag, when thou art - king, as, God save thy Grace-Majesty I should say, for grace thou - wilt have none- - Prince. What, none? - Fal. No, by my troth; not so much as will serve to be prologue to - an egg and butter. - Prince. Well, how then? Come, roundly, roundly. - Fal. Marry, then, sweet wag, when thou art king, let not us that - are squires of the night's body be called thieves of the day's - beauty. Let us be Diana's Foresters, Gentlemen of the Shade, - Minions of the Moon; and let men say we be men of good - government, being governed as the sea is, by our noble and chaste - mistress the moon, under whose countenance we steal. - Prince. Thou sayest well, and it holds well too; for the fortune of - us that are the moon's men doth ebb and flow like the sea, being - governed, as the sea is, by the moon. As, for proof now: a purse - of gold most resolutely snatch'd on Monday night and most - dissolutely spent on Tuesday morning; got with swearing 'Lay by,' - and spent with crying 'Bring in'; now ill as low an ebb as the - foot of the ladder, and by-and-by in as high a flow as the ridge - of the gallows. - Fal. By the Lord, thou say'st true, lad- and is not my hostess of - the tavern a most sweet wench? - Prince. As the honey of Hybla, my old lad of the castle- and is not - a buff jerkin a most sweet robe of durance? - Fal. How now, how now, mad wag? What, in thy quips and thy - quiddities? What a plague have I to do with a buff jerkin? - Prince. Why, what a pox have I to do with my hostess of the tavern? - Fal. Well, thou hast call'd her to a reckoning many a time and oft. - Prince. Did I ever call for thee to pay thy part? - Fal. No; I'll give thee thy due, thou hast paid all there. - Prince. Yea, and elsewhere, so far as my coin would stretch; and - where it would not, I have used my credit. - Fal. Yea, and so us'd it that, were it not here apparent that thou - art heir apparent- But I prithee, sweet wag, shall there be - gallows standing in England when thou art king? and resolution - thus fubb'd as it is with the rusty curb of old father antic the - law? Do not thou, when thou art king, hang a thief. - Prince. No; thou shalt. - Fal. Shall I? O rare! By the Lord, I'll be a brave judge. - Prince. Thou judgest false already. I mean, thou shalt have the - hanging of the thieves and so become a rare hangman. - Fal. Well, Hal, well; and in some sort it jumps with my humour as - well as waiting in the court, I can tell you. - Prince. For obtaining of suits? - Fal. Yea, for obtaining of suits, whereof the hangman hath no lean - wardrobe. 'Sblood, I am as melancholy as a gib-cat or a lugg'd - bear. - Prince. Or an old lion, or a lover's lute. - Fal. Yea, or the drone of a Lincolnshire bagpipe. - Prince. What sayest thou to a hare, or the melancholy of Moor - Ditch? - Fal. Thou hast the most unsavoury similes, and art indeed the most - comparative, rascalliest, sweet young prince. But, Hal, I prithee - trouble me no more with vanity. I would to God thou and I knew - where a commodity of good names were to be bought. An old lord of - the Council rated me the other day in the street about you, sir, - but I mark'd him not; and yet he talked very wisely, but I - regarded him not; and yet he talk'd wisely, and in the street - too. - Prince. Thou didst well; for wisdom cries out in the streets, and - no man regards it. - Fal. O, thou hast damnable iteration, and art indeed able to - corrupt a saint. Thou hast done much harm upon me, Hal- God - forgive thee for it! Before I knew thee, Hal, I knew nothing; and - now am I, if a man should speak truly, little better than one of - the wicked. I must give over this life, and I will give it over! - By the Lord, an I do not, I am a villain! I'll be damn'd for - never a king's son in Christendom. - Prince. Where shall we take a purse tomorrow, Jack? - Fal. Zounds, where thou wilt, lad! I'll make one. An I do not, call - me villain and baffle me. - Prince. I see a good amendment of life in thee- from praying to - purse-taking. - Fal. Why, Hal, 'tis my vocation, Hal. 'Tis no sin for a man to - labour in his vocation. - - Enter Poins. - - Poins! Now shall we know if Gadshill have set a match. O, if men - were to be saved by merit, what hole in hell were hot enough for - him? This is the most omnipotent villain that ever cried 'Stand!' - to a true man. - Prince. Good morrow, Ned. - Poins. Good morrow, sweet Hal. What says Monsieur Remorse? What - says Sir John Sack and Sugar? Jack, how agrees the devil and thee - about thy soul, that thou soldest him on Good Friday last for a - cup of Madeira and a cold capon's leg? - Prince. Sir John stands to his word, the devil shall have his - bargain; for he was never yet a breaker of proverbs. He will give - the devil his due. - Poins. Then art thou damn'd for keeping thy word with the devil. - Prince. Else he had been damn'd for cozening the devil. - Poins. But, my lads, my lads, to-morrow morning, by four o'clock - early, at Gadshill! There are pilgrims gong to Canterbury with - rich offerings, and traders riding to London with fat purses. I - have vizards for you all; you have horses for yourselves. - Gadshill lies to-night in Rochester. I have bespoke supper - to-morrow night in Eastcheap. We may do it as secure as sleep. If - you will go, I will stuff your purses full of crowns; if you will - not, tarry at home and be hang'd! - Fal. Hear ye, Yedward: if I tarry at home and go not, I'll hang you - for going. - Poins. You will, chops? - Fal. Hal, wilt thou make one? - Prince. Who, I rob? I a thief? Not I, by my faith. - Fal. There's neither honesty, manhood, nor good fellowship in thee, - nor thou cam'st not of the blood royal if thou darest not stand - for ten shillings. - Prince. Well then, once in my days I'll be a madcap. - Fal. Why, that's well said. - Prince. Well, come what will, I'll tarry at home. - Fal. By the Lord, I'll be a traitor then, when thou art king. - Prince. I care not. - Poins. Sir John, I prithee, leave the Prince and me alone. I will - lay him down such reasons for this adventure that he shall go. - Fal. Well, God give thee the spirit of persuasion and him the ears - of profiting, that what thou speakest may move and what he hears - may be believed, that the true prince may (for recreation sake) - prove a false thief; for the poor abuses of the time want - countenance. Farewell; you shall find me in Eastcheap. - Prince. Farewell, thou latter spring! farewell, All-hallown summer! - Exit Falstaff. - Poins. Now, my good sweet honey lord, ride with us to-morrow. I - have a jest to execute that I cannot manage alone. Falstaff, - Bardolph, Peto, and Gadshill shall rob those men that we have - already waylaid; yourself and I will not be there; and when they - have the booty, if you and I do not rob them, cut this head off - from my shoulders. - Prince. How shall we part with them in setting forth? - Poins. Why, we will set forth before or after them and appoint them - a place of meeting, wherein it is at our pleasure to fail; and - then will they adventure upon the exploit themselves; which they - shall have no sooner achieved, but we'll set upon them. - Prince. Yea, but 'tis like that they will know us by our horses, by - our habits, and by every other appointment, to be ourselves. - Poins. Tut! our horses they shall not see- I'll tie them in the - wood; our wizards we will change after we leave them; and, - sirrah, I have cases of buckram for the nonce, to immask our - noted outward garments. - Prince. Yea, but I doubt they will be too hard for us. - Poins. Well, for two of them, I know them to be as true-bred - cowards as ever turn'd back; and for the third, if he fight - longer than he sees reason, I'll forswear arms. The virtue of - this jest will lie the incomprehensible lies that this same fat - rogue will tell us when we meet at supper: how thirty, at least, - he fought with; what wards, what blows, what extremities he - endured; and in the reproof of this lies the jest. - Prince. Well, I'll go with thee. Provide us all things necessary - and meet me to-night in Eastcheap. There I'll sup. Farewell. - Poins. Farewell, my lord. Exit. - Prince. I know you all, and will awhile uphold - The unyok'd humour of your idleness. - Yet herein will I imitate the sun, - Who doth permit the base contagious clouds - To smother up his beauty from the world, - That, when he please again to lie himself, - Being wanted, he may be more wond'red at - By breaking through the foul and ugly mists - Of vapours that did seem to strangle him. - If all the year were playing holidays, - To sport would be as tedious as to work; - But when they seldom come, they wish'd-for come, - And nothing pleaseth but rare accidents. - So, when this loose behaviour I throw off - And pay the debt I never promised, - By how much better than my word I am, - By so much shall I falsify men's hopes; - And, like bright metal on a sullen ground, - My reformation, glitt'ring o'er my fault, - Shall show more goodly and attract more eyes - Than that which hath no foil to set it off. - I'll so offend to make offence a skill, - Redeeming time when men think least I will. Exit. - - - - -Scene III. -London. The Palace. - -Enter the King, Northumberland, Worcester, Hotspur, Sir Walter Blunt, -with others. - - King. My blood hath been too cold and temperate, - Unapt to stir at these indignities, - And you have found me, for accordingly - You tread upon my patience; but be sure - I will from henceforth rather be myself, - Mighty and to be fear'd, than my condition, - Which hath been smooth as oil, soft as young down, - And therefore lost that title of respect - Which the proud soul ne'er pays but to the proud. - Wor. Our house, my sovereign liege, little deserves - The scourge of greatness to be us'd on it- - And that same greatness too which our own hands - Have holp to make so portly. - North. My lord- - King. Worcester, get thee gone; for I do see - Danger and disobedience in thine eye. - O, sir, your presence is too bold and peremptory, - And majesty might never yet endure - The moody frontier of a servant brow. - Tou have good leave to leave us. When we need - 'Your use and counsel, we shall send for you. - Exit Worcester. - You were about to speak. - North. Yea, my good lord. - Those prisoners in your Highness' name demanded - Which Harry Percy here at Holmedon took, - Were, as he says, not with such strength denied - As is delivered to your Majesty. - Either envy, therefore, or misprision - Is guilty of this fault, and not my son. - Hot. My liege, I did deny no prisoners. - But I remember, when the fight was done, - When I was dry with rage and extreme toll, - Breathless and faint, leaning upon my sword, - Came there a certain lord, neat and trimly dress'd, - Fresh as a bridegroom; and his chin new reap'd - Show'd like a stubble land at harvest home. - He was perfumed like a milliner, - And 'twixt his finger and his thumb he held - A pouncet box, which ever and anon - He gave his nose, and took't away again; - Who therewith angry, when it next came there, - Took it in snuff; and still he smil'd and talk'd; - And as the soldiers bore dead bodies by, - He call'd them untaught knaves, unmannerly, - To bring a slovenly unhandsome corse - Betwixt the wind and his nobility. - With many holiday and lady terms - He questioned me, amongst the rest demanded - My prisoners in your Majesty's behalf. - I then, all smarting with my wounds being cold, - To be so pest'red with a popingay, - Out of my grief and my impatience - Answer'd neglectingly, I know not what- - He should, or he should not; for he made me mad - To see him shine so brisk, and smell so sweet, - And talk so like a waiting gentlewoman - Of guns and drums and wounds- God save the mark!- - And telling me the sovereignest thing on earth - Was parmacity for an inward bruise; - And that it was great pity, so it was, - This villanous saltpetre should be digg'd - Out of the bowels of the harmless earth, - Which many a good tall fellow had destroy'd - So cowardly; and but for these vile 'guns, - He would himself have been a soldier. - This bald unjointed chat of his, my lord, - I answered indirectly, as I said, - And I beseech you, let not his report - Come current for an accusation - Betwixt my love and your high majesty. - Blunt. The circumstance considered, good my lord, - Whate'er Lord Harry Percy then had said - To such a person, and in such a place, - At such a time, with all the rest retold, - May reasonably die, and never rise - To do him wrong, or any way impeach - What then he said, so he unsay it now. - King. Why, yet he doth deny his prisoners, - But with proviso and exception, - That we at our own charge shall ransom straight - His brother-in-law, the foolish Mortimer; - Who, on my soul, hath wilfully betray'd - The lives of those that he did lead to fight - Against that great magician, damn'd Glendower, - Whose daughter, as we hear, the Earl of March - Hath lately married. Shall our coffers, then, - Be emptied to redeem a traitor home? - Shall we buy treason? and indent with fears - When they have lost and forfeited themselves? - No, on the barren mountains let him starve! - For I shall never hold that man my friend - Whose tongue shall ask me for one penny cost - To ransom home revolted Mortimer. - Hot. Revolted Mortimer? - He never did fall off, my sovereign liege, - But by the chance of war. To prove that true - Needs no more but one tongue for all those wounds, - Those mouthed wounds, which valiantly he took - When on the gentle Severn's sedgy bank, - In single opposition hand to hand, - He did confound the best part of an hour - In changing hardiment with great Glendower. - Three times they breath'd, and three times did they drink, - Upon agreement, of swift Severn's flood; - Who then, affrighted with their bloody looks, - Ran fearfully among the trembling reeds - And hid his crisp head in the hollow bank, - Bloodstained with these valiant cohabitants. - Never did base and rotten policy - Colour her working with such deadly wounds; - Nor never could the noble Mortimer - Receive so many, and all willingly. - Then let not him be slandered with revolt. - King. Thou dost belie him, Percy, thou dost belie him! - He never did encounter with Glendower. - I tell thee - He durst as well have met the devil alone - As Owen Glendower for an enemy. - Art thou not asham'd? But, sirrah, henceforth - Let me not hear you speak of Mortimer. - Send me your prisoners with the speediest means, - Or you shall hear in such a kind from me - As will displease you. My Lord Northumberland, - We license your departure with your son.- - Send us your prisoners, or you will hear of it. - Exeunt King, [Blunt, and Train] - Hot. An if the devil come and roar for them, - I will not send them. I will after straight - And tell him so; for I will else my heart, - Albeit I make a hazard of my head. - North. What, drunk with choler? Stay, and pause awhile. - Here comes your uncle. - - Enter Worcester. - - Hot. Speak of Mortimer? - Zounds, I will speak of him, and let my soul - Want mercy if I do not join with him! - Yea, on his part I'll empty all these veins, - And shed my dear blood drop by drop in the dust, - But I will lift the downtrod Mortimer - As high in the air as this unthankful king, - As this ingrate and cank'red Bolingbroke. - North. Brother, the King hath made your nephew mad. - Wor. Who struck this heat up after I was gone? - Hot. He will (forsooth) have all my prisoners; - And when I urg'd the ransom once again - Of my wive's brother, then his cheek look'd pale, - And on my face he turn'd an eye of death, - Trembling even at the name of Mortimer. - Wor. I cannot blame him. Was not he proclaim'd - By Richard that dead is, the next of blood? - North. He was; I heard the proclamation. - And then it was when the unhappy King - (Whose wrongs in us God pardon!) did set forth - Upon his Irish expedition; - From whence he intercepted did return - To be depos'd, and shortly murdered. - Wor. And for whose death we in the world's wide mouth - Live scandaliz'd and foully spoken of. - Hot. But soft, I pray you. Did King Richard then - Proclaim my brother Edmund Mortimer - Heir to the crown? - North. He did; myself did hear it. - Hot. Nay, then I cannot blame his cousin king, - That wish'd him on the barren mountains starve. - But shall it be that you, that set the crown - Upon the head of this forgetful man, - And for his sake wear the detested blot - Of murtherous subornation- shall it be - That you a world of curses undergo, - Being the agents or base second means, - The cords, the ladder, or the hangman rather? - O, pardon me that I descend so low - To show the line and the predicament - Wherein you range under this subtile king! - Shall it for shame be spoken in these days, - Or fill up chronicles in time to come, - That men of your nobility and power - Did gage them both in an unjust behalf - (As both of you, God pardon it! have done) - To put down Richard, that sweet lovely rose, - And plant this thorn, this canker, Bolingbroke? - And shall it in more shame be further spoken - That you are fool'd, discarded, and shook off - By him for whom these shames ye underwent? - No! yet time serves wherein you may redeem - Your banish'd honours and restore yourselves - Into the good thoughts of the world again; - Revenge the jeering and disdain'd contempt - Of this proud king, who studies day and night - To answer all the debt he owes to you - Even with the bloody payment of your deaths. - Therefore I say- - Wor. Peace, cousin, say no more; - And now, I will unclasp a secret book, - And to your quick-conceiving discontents - I'll read you matter deep and dangerous, - As full of peril and adventurous spirit - As to o'erwalk a current roaring loud - On the unsteadfast footing of a spear. - Hot. If he fall in, good night, or sink or swim! - Send danger from the east unto the west, - So honour cross it from the north to south, - And let them grapple. O, the blood more stirs - To rouse a lion than to start a hare! - North. Imagination of some great exploit - Drives him beyond the bounds of patience. - Hot. By heaven, methinks it were an easy leap - To pluck bright honour from the pale-fac'd moon, - Or dive into the bottom of the deep, - Where fadom line could never touch the ground, - And pluck up drowned honour by the locks, - So he that doth redeem her thence might wear - Without corrival all her dignities; - But out upon this half-fac'd fellowship! - Wor. He apprehends a world of figures here, - But not the form of what he should attend. - Good cousin, give me audience for a while. - Hot. I cry you mercy. - Wor. Those same noble Scots - That are your prisoners- - Hot. I'll keep them all. - By God, he shall not have a Scot of them! - No, if a Scot would save his soul, he shall not. - I'll keep them, by this hand! - Wor. You start away. - And lend no ear unto my purposes. - Those prisoners you shall keep. - Hot. Nay, I will! That is flat! - He said he would not ransom Mortimer, - Forbade my tongue to speak of Mortimer, - But I will find him when he lies asleep, - And in his ear I'll holloa 'Mortimer.' - Nay; - I'll have a starling shall be taught to speak - Nothing but 'Mortimer,' and give it him - To keep his anger still in motion. - Wor. Hear you, cousin, a word. - Hot. All studies here I solemnly defy - Save how to gall and pinch this Bolingbroke; - And that same sword-and-buckler Prince of Wales- - But that I think his father loves him not - And would be glad he met with some mischance, - I would have him poisoned with a pot of ale. - Wor. Farewell, kinsman. I will talk to you - When you are better temper'd to attend. - North. Why, what a wasp-stung and impatient fool - Art thou to break into this woman's mood, - Tying thine ear to no tongue but thine own! - Hot. Why, look you, I am whipp'd and scourg'd with rods, - Nettled, and stung with pismires when I hear - Of this vile politician, Bolingbroke. - In Richard's time- what do you call the place- - A plague upon it! it is in GIoucestershire- - 'Twas where the madcap Duke his uncle kept- - His uncle York- where I first bow'd my knee - Unto this king of smiles, this Bolingbroke- - 'S blood! - When you and he came back from Ravenspurgh- - North. At Berkeley Castle. - Hot. You say true. - Why, what a candy deal of courtesy - This fawning greyhound then did proffer me! - Look, 'when his infant fortune came to age,' - And 'gentle Harry Percy,' and 'kind cousin'- - O, the devil take such cozeners!- God forgive me! - Good uncle, tell your tale, for I have done. - Wor. Nay, if you have not, to it again. - We will stay your leisure. - Hot. I have done, i' faith. - Wor. Then once more to your Scottish prisoners. - Deliver them up without their ransom straight, - And make the Douglas' son your only mean - For powers In Scotland; which, for divers reasons - Which I shall send you written, be assur'd - Will easily be granted. [To Northumberland] You, my lord, - Your son in Scotland being thus employ'd, - Shall secretly into the bosom creep - Of that same noble prelate well-belov'd, - The Archbishop. - Hot. Of York, is it not? - Wor. True; who bears hard - His brother's death at Bristow, the Lord Scroop. - I speak not this in estimation, - As what I think might be, but what I know - Is ruminated, plotted, and set down, - And only stays but to behold the face - Of that occasion that shall bring it on. - Hot. I smell it. Upon my life, it will do well. - North. Before the game is afoot thou still let'st slip. - Hot. Why, it cannot choose but be a noble plot. - And then the power of Scotland and of York - To join with Mortimer, ha? - Wor. And so they shall. - Hot. In faith, it is exceedingly well aim'd. - Wor. And 'tis no little reason bids us speed, - To save our heads by raising of a head; - For, bear ourselves as even as we can, - The King will always think him in our debt, - And think we think ourselves unsatisfied, - Till he hath found a time to pay us home. - And see already how he doth begin - To make us strangers to his looks of love. - Hot. He does, he does! We'll be reveng'd on him. - Wor. Cousin, farewell. No further go in this - Than I by letters shall direct your course. - When time is ripe, which will be suddenly, - I'll steal to Glendower and Lord Mortimer, - Where you and Douglas, and our pow'rs at once, - As I will fashion it, shall happily meet, - To bear our fortunes in our own strong arms, - Which now we hold at much uncertainty. - North. Farewell, good brother. We shall thrive, I trust. - Hot. Uncle, adieu. O, let the hours be short - Till fields and blows and groans applaud our sport! Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. Scene I. -Rochester. An inn yard. - -Enter a Carrier with a lantern in his hand. - - 1. Car. Heigh-ho! an it be not four by the day, I'll be hang'd. - Charles' wain is over the new chimney, and yet our horse not - pack'd.- What, ostler! - Ost. [within] Anon, anon. - 1. Car. I prithee, Tom, beat Cut's saddle, put a few flocks in the - point. Poor jade is wrung in the withers out of all cess. - - Enter another Carrier. - - 2. Car. Peas and beans are as dank here as a dog, and that is the - next way to give poor jades the bots. This house is turned upside - down since Robin Ostler died. - 1. Car. Poor fellow never joyed since the price of oats rose. It - was the death of him. - 2. Car. I think this be the most villanous house in all London road - for fleas. I am stung like a tench. - 1. Car. Like a tench I By the mass, there is ne'er a king christen - could be better bit than I have been since the first cock. - 2. Car. Why, they will allow us ne'er a jordan, and then we leak in - your chimney, and your chamber-lye breeds fleas like a loach. - 1. Car. What, ostler! come away and be hang'd! come away! - 2. Car. I have a gammon of bacon and two razes of ginger, to be - delivered as far as Charing Cross. - 1. Car. God's body! the turkeys in my pannier are quite starved. - What, ostler! A plague on thee! hast thou never an eye in thy - head? Canst not hear? An 'twere not as good deed as drink to - break the pate on thee, I am a very villain. Come, and be hang'd! - Hast no faith in thee? - - Enter Gadshill. - - Gads. Good morrow, carriers. What's o'clock? - 1. Car. I think it be two o'clock. - Gads. I prithee lend me this lantern to see my gelding in the - stable. - 1. Car. Nay, by God, soft! I know a trick worth two of that, - i' faith. - Gads. I pray thee lend me thine. - 2. Car. Ay, when? canst tell? Lend me thy lantern, quoth he? Marry, - I'll see thee hang'd first! - Gads. Sirrah carrier, what time do you mean to come to London? - 2. Car. Time enough to go to bed with a candle, I warrant thee. - Come, neighbour Mugs, we'll call up the gentlemen. They will - along with company, for they have great charge. - Exeunt [Carriers]. - Gads. What, ho! chamberlain! - - Enter Chamberlain. - - Cham. At hand, quoth pickpurse. - Gads. That's even as fair as- 'at hand, quoth the chamberlain'; for - thou variest no more from picking of purses than giving direction - doth from labouring: thou layest the plot how. - Cham. Good morrow, Master Gadshill. It holds current that I told - you yesternight. There's a franklin in the Wild of Kent hath - brought three hundred marks with him in gold. I heard him tell it - to one of his company last night at supper- a kind of auditor; - one that hath abundance of charge too, God knows what. They are - up already and call for eggs and butter. They will away - presently. - Gads. Sirrah, if they meet not with Saint Nicholas' clerks, I'll - give thee this neck. - Cham. No, I'll none of it. I pray thee keep that for the hangman; - for I know thou worshippest Saint Nicholas as truly as a man of - falsehood may. - Gads. What talkest thou to me of the hangman? If I hang, I'll make - a fat pair of gallows; for if I hang, old Sir John hangs with me, - and thou knowest he is no starveling. Tut! there are other - Troyans that thou dream'st not of, the which for sport sake are - content to do the profession some grace; that would (if matters - should be look'd into) for their own credit sake make all whole. - I am joined with no foot land-rakers, no long-staff sixpenny - strikers, none of these mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms; but - with nobility, and tranquillity, burgomasters and great oneyers, - such as can hold in, such as will strike sooner than speak, and - speak sooner than drink, and drink sooner than pray; and yet, - zounds, I lie; for they pray continually to their saint, the - commonwealth, or rather, not pray to her, but prey on her, for - they ride up and down on her and make her their boots. - Cham. What, the commonwealth their boots? Will she hold out water - in foul way? - Gads. She will, she will! Justice hath liquor'd her. We steal as in - a castle, cocksure. We have the receipt of fernseed, we walk - invisible. - Cham. Nay, by my faith, I think you are more beholding to the night - than to fernseed for your walking invisible. - Gads. Give me thy hand. Thou shalt have a share in our purchase, as - I and a true man. - Cham. Nay, rather let me have it, as you are a false thief. - Gads. Go to; 'homo' is a common name to all men. Bid the ostler - bring my gelding out of the stable. Farewell, you muddy knave. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -The highway near Gadshill. - -Enter Prince and Poins. - - Poins. Come, shelter, shelter! I have remov'd Falstaff's horse, and - he frets like a gumm'd velvet. - Prince. Stand close. [They step aside.] - - Enter Falstaff. - - Fal. Poins! Poins, and be hang'd! Poins! - Prince. I comes forward I Peace, ye fat-kidney'd rascal! What a - brawling dost thou keep! - Fal. Where's Poins, Hal? - Prince. He is walk'd up to the top of the hill. I'll go seek him. - [Steps aside.] - Fal. I am accurs'd to rob in that thief's company. The rascal hath - removed my horse and tied him I know not where. If I travel but - four foot by the squire further afoot, I shall break my wind. - Well, I doubt not but to die a fair death for all this, if I - scape hanging for killing that rogue. I have forsworn his company - hourly any time this two-and-twenty years, and yet I am bewitch'd - with the rogue's company. If the rascal have not given me - medicines to make me love him, I'll be hang'd. It could not be - else. I have drunk medicines. Poins! Hal! A plague upon you both! - Bardolph! Peto! I'll starve ere I'll rob a foot further. An - 'twere not as good a deed as drink to turn true man and to leave - these rogues, I am the veriest varlet that ever chewed with a - tooth. Eight yards of uneven ground is threescore and ten miles - afoot with me, and the stony-hearted villains know it well - enough. A plague upon it when thieves cannot be true one to - another! (They whistle.) Whew! A plague upon you all! Give me my - horse, you rogues! give me my horse and be hang'd! - Prince. [comes forward] Peace, ye fat-guts! Lie down, lay thine ear - close to the ground, and list if thou canst hear the tread of - travellers. - Fal. Have you any levers to lift me up again, being down? 'Sblood, - I'll not bear mine own flesh so far afoot again for all the coin - in thy father's exchequer. What a plague mean ye to colt me thus? - Prince. Thou liest; thou art not colted, thou art uncolted. - Fal. I prithee, good Prince Hal, help me to my horse, good king's - son. - Prince. Out, ye rogue! Shall I be your ostler? - Fal. Go hang thyself in thine own heir-apparent garters! If I be - ta'en, I'll peach for this. An I have not ballads made on you - all, and sung to filthy tunes, let a cup of sack be my poison. - When a jest is so forward- and afoot too- I hate it. - - Enter Gadshill, [Bardolph and Peto with him]. - - Gads. Stand! - Fal. So I do, against my will. - Poins. [comes fortward] O, 'tis our setter. I know his voice. - Bardolph, what news? - Bar. Case ye, case ye! On with your vizards! There's money of the - King's coming down the hill; 'tis going to the King's exchequer. - Fal. You lie, ye rogue! 'Tis going to the King's tavern. - Gads. There's enough to make us all. - Fal. To be hang'd. - Prince. Sirs, you four shall front them in the narrow lane; Ned - Poins and I will walk lower. If they scape from your encounter, - then they light on us. - Peto. How many be there of them? - Gads. Some eight or ten. - Fal. Zounds, will they not rob us? - Prince. What, a coward, Sir John Paunch? - Fal. Indeed, I am not John of Gaunt, your grandfather; but yet no - coward, Hal. - Prince. Well, we leave that to the proof. - Poins. Sirrah Jack, thy horse stands behind the hedge. When thou - need'st him, there thou shalt find him. Farewell and stand fast. - Fal. Now cannot I strike him, if I should be hang'd. - Prince. [aside to Poins] Ned, where are our disguises? - Poins. [aside to Prince] Here, hard by. Stand close. - [Exeunt Prince and Poins.] - Fal. Now, my masters, happy man be his dole, say I. Every man to - his business. - - Enter the Travellers. - - Traveller. Come, neighbour. - The boy shall lead our horses down the hill; - We'll walk afoot awhile and ease our legs. - Thieves. Stand! - Traveller. Jesus bless us! - Fal. Strike! down with them! cut the villains' throats! Ah, - whoreson caterpillars! bacon-fed knaves! they hate us youth. Down - with them! fleece them! - Traveller. O, we are undone, both we and ours for ever! - Fal. Hang ye, gorbellied knaves, are ye undone? No, ye fat chuffs; - I would your store were here! On, bacons on! What, ye knaves! - young men must live. You are grandjurors, are ye? We'll jure ye, - faith! - Here they rob and bind them. Exeunt. - - Enter the Prince and Poins [in buckram suits]. - - Prince. The thieves have bound the true men. Now could thou and I - rob the thieves and go merrily to London, it would be argument - for a week, laughter for a month, and a good jest for ever. - Poins. Stand close! I hear them coming. - [They stand aside.] - - Enter the Thieves again. - - Fal. Come, my masters, let us share, and then to horse before day. - An the Prince and Poins be not two arrant cowards, there's no - equity stirring. There's no more valour in that Poins than in a - wild duck. - - [As they are sharing, the Prince and Poins set upon - them. THey all run away, and Falstaff, after a blow or - two, runs awasy too, leaving the booty behind them.] - - Prince. Your money! - Poins. Villains! - - Prince. Got with much ease. Now merrily to horse. - The thieves are scattered, and possess'd with fear - So strongly that they dare not meet each other. - Each takes his fellow for an officer. - Away, good Ned. Falstaff sweats to death - And lards the lean earth as he walks along. - Were't not for laughing, I should pity him. - Poins. How the rogue roar'd! Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -Warkworth Castle. - -Enter Hotspur solus, reading a letter. - - Hot. 'But, for mine own part, my lord, I could be well contented to - be there, in respect of the love I bear your house.' He could be - contented- why is he not then? In respect of the love he bears - our house! He shows in this he loves his own barn better than he - loves our house. Let me see some more. 'The purpose you undertake - is dangerous'- Why, that's certain! 'Tis dangerous to take a - cold, to sleep, to drink; but I tell you, my lord fool, out of - this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety. 'The purpose - you undertake is dangerous, the friends you have named uncertain, - the time itself unsorted, and your whole plot too light for the - counterpoise of so great an opposition.' Say you so, say you so? - I say unto you again, you are a shallow, cowardly hind, and you - lie. What a lack-brain is this! By the Lord, our plot is a good - plot as ever was laid; our friends true and constant: a good - plot, good friends, and full of expectation; an excellent plot, - very good friends. What a frosty-spirited rogue is this! Why, my - Lord of York commends the plot and the general course of the - action. Zounds, an I were now by this rascal, I could brain him - with his lady's fan. Is there not my father, my uncle, and - myself; Lord Edmund Mortimer, my Lord of York, and Owen - Glendower? Is there not, besides, the Douglas? Have I not all - their letters to meet me in arms by the ninth of the next month, - and are they not some of them set forward already? What a pagan - rascal is this! an infidel! Ha! you shall see now, in very - sincerity of fear and cold heart will he to the King and lay open - all our proceedings. O, I could divide myself and go to buffets - for moving such a dish of skim milk with so honourable an action! - Hang him, let him tell the King! we are prepared. I will set - forward to-night. - - Enter his Lady. - - How now, Kate? I must leave you within these two hours. - Lady. O my good lord, why are you thus alone? - For what offence have I this fortnight been - A banish'd woman from my Harry's bed, - Tell me, sweet lord, what is't that takes from thee - Thy stomach, pleasure, and thy golden sleep? - Why dost thou bend thine eyes upon the earth, - And start so often when thou sit'st alone? - Why hast thou lost the fresh blood in thy cheeks - And given my treasures and my rights of thee - To thick-ey'd musing and curs'd melancholy? - In thy faint slumbers I by thee have watch'd, - And heard thee murmur tales of iron wars, - Speak terms of manage to thy bounding steed, - Cry 'Courage! to the field!' And thou hast talk'd - Of sallies and retires, of trenches, tent, - Of palisadoes, frontiers, parapets, - Of basilisks, of cannon, culverin, - Of prisoners' ransom, and of soldiers slain, - And all the currents of a heady fight. - Thy spirit within thee hath been so at war, - And thus hath so bestirr'd thee in thy sleep, - That beads of sweat have stood upon thy brow - Like bubbles ill a late-disturbed stream, - And in thy face strange motions have appear'd, - Such as we see when men restrain their breath - On some great sudden hest. O, what portents are these? - Some heavy business hath my lord in hand, - And I must know it, else he loves me not. - Hot. What, ho! - - [Enter a Servant.] - - Is Gilliams with the packet gone? - Serv. He is, my lord, an hour ago. - Hot. Hath Butler brought those horses from the sheriff? - Serv. One horse, my lord, he brought even now. - Hot. What horse? A roan, a crop-ear, is it not? - Serv. It is, my lord. - Hot. That roan shall be my throne. - Well, I will back him straight. O esperance! - Bid Butler lead him forth into the park. - [Exit Servant.] - Lady. But hear you, my lord. - Hot. What say'st thou, my lady? - Lady. What is it carries you away? - Hot. Why, my horse, my love- my horse! - Lady. Out, you mad-headed ape! - A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen - As you are toss'd with. In faith, - I'll know your business, Harry; that I will! - I fear my brother Mortimer doth stir - About his title and hath sent for you - To line his enterprise; but if you go- - Hot. So far afoot, I shall be weary, love. - Lady. Come, come, you paraquito, answer me - Directly unto this question that I ask. - I'll break thy little finger, Harry, - An if thou wilt not tell my all things true. - Hot. Away. - Away, you trifler! Love? I love thee not; - I care not for thee, Kate. This is no world - To play with mammets and to tilt with lips. - We must have bloody noses and crack'd crowns, - And pass them current too. Gods me, my horse! - What say'st thou, Kate? What wouldst thou have with me? - Lady. Do you not love me? do you not indeed? - Well, do not then; for since you love me not, - I will not love myself. Do you not love me? - Nay, tell me if you speak in jest or no. - Hot. Come, wilt thou see me ride? - And when I am a-horseback, I will swear - I love thee infinitely. But hark you. Kate: - I must not have you henceforth question me - Whither I go, nor reason whereabout. - Whither I must, I must; and to conclude, - This evening must I leave you, gentle Kate. - I know you wise; but yet no farther wise - Than Harry Percy's wife; constant you are, - But yet a woman; and for secrecy, - No lady closer, for I well believe - Thou wilt not utter what thou dost not know, - And so far will I trust thee, gentle Kate. - Lady. How? so far? - Hot. Not an inch further. But hark you, Kate: - Whither I go, thither shall you go too; - To-day will I set forth, to-morrow you. - Will this content you, Kate,? - Lady. It must of force. Exeunt. - - - - -Scene IV. -Eastcheap. The Boar's Head Tavern. - -Enter Prince and Poins. - - Prince. Ned, prithee come out of that fat-room and lend me thy hand - to laugh a little. - Poins. Where hast been, Hal? - Prince,. With three or four loggerheads amongst three or - fourscore hogsheads. I have sounded the very bass-string of - humility. Sirrah, I am sworn brother to a leash of drawers and - can call them all by their christen names, as Tom, Dick, and - Francis. They take it already upon their salvation that, though - I be but Prince of Wales, yet I am the king of courtesy; and tell - me flatly I am no proud Jack like Falstaff, but a Corinthian, a - lad of mettle, a good boy (by the Lord, so they call me!), and - when I am King of England I shall command all the good lads - Eastcheap. They call drinking deep, dying scarlet; and when - you breathe in your watering, they cry 'hem!' and bid you play it - off. To conclude, I am so good a proficient in one quarter of an - hour that I can drink with any tinker in his own language during - my life. I tell thee, Ned, thou hast lost much honour that thou - wert not with me in this action. But, sweet Ned- to sweeten which - name of Ned, I give thee this pennyworth of sugar, clapp'd even - now into my hand by an under-skinker, one that never spake other - English in his life than 'Eight shillings and sixpence,' and 'You - are welcome,' with this shrill addition, 'Anon, anon, sir! Score - a pint of bastard in the Half-moon,' or so- but, Ned, to drive - away the time till Falstaff come, I prithee do thou stand in some - by-room while I question my puny drawer to what end be gave me - the sugar; and do thou never leave calling 'Francis!' that his - tale to me may be nothing but 'Anon!' Step aside, and I'll show - thee a precedent. - Poins. Francis! - Prince. Thou art perfect. - Poins. Francis! [Exit Poins.] - - Enter [Francis, a] Drawer. - - Fran. Anon, anon, sir.- Look down into the Pomgarnet, Ralph. - Prince. Come hither, Francis. - Fran. My lord? - Prince. How long hast thou to serve, Francis? - Fran. Forsooth, five years, and as much as to- - Poins. [within] Francis! - Fran. Anon, anon, sir. - Prince. Five year! by'r Lady, a long lease for the clinking of - Pewter. But, Francis, darest thou be so valiant as to play the - coward with thy indenture and show it a fair pair of heels and - run from it? - Fran. O Lord, sir, I'll be sworn upon all the books in England I - could find in my heart- - Poins. [within] Francis! - Fran. Anon, sir. - Prince. How old art thou, Francis? - Fran. Let me see. About Michaelmas next I shall be- - Poins. [within] Francis! - Fran. Anon, sir. Pray stay a little, my lord. - Prince. Nay, but hark you, Francis. For the sugar thou gavest me- - 'twas a pennyworth, wast not? - Fran. O Lord! I would it had been two! - Prince. I will give thee for it a thousand pound. Ask me when thou - wilt, and, thou shalt have it. - Poins. [within] Francis! - Fran. Anon, anon. - Prince. Anon, Francis? No, Francis; but to-morrow, Francis; or, - Francis, a Thursday; or indeed, Francis, when thou wilt. But - Francis- - Fran. My lord? - Prince. Wilt thou rob this leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, - not-pated, agate-ring, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, - smooth-tongue, Spanish-pouch- - Fran. O Lord, sir, who do you mean? - Prince. Why then, your brown bastard is your only drink; for look - you, Francis, your white canvas doublet will sully. In Barbary, - sir, it cannot come to so much. - Fran. What, sir? - Poins. [within] Francis! - Prince. Away, you rogue! Dost thou not hear them call? - Here they both call him. The Drawer stands amazed, - not knowing which way to go. - - Enter Vintner. - - Vint. What, stand'st thou still, and hear'st such a calling? Look - to the guests within. [Exit Francis.] My lord, old Sir John, with - half-a-dozen more, are at the door. Shall I let them in? - Prince. Let them alone awhile, and then open the door. - [Exit Vintner.] - Poins! - Poins. [within] Anon, anon, sir. - - Enter Poins. - - Prince. Sirrah, Falstaff and the rest of the thieves are at the - door. Shall we be merry? - Poins. As merry as crickets, my lad. But hark ye; what cunning - match have you made with this jest of the drawer? Come, what's - the issue? - Prince. I am now of all humours that have showed themselves humours - since the old days of goodman Adam to the pupil age of this - present this twelve o'clock at midnight. - - [Enter Francis.] - - What's o'clock, Francis? - Fran. Anon, anon, sir. [Exit.] - Prince. That ever this fellow should have fewer words than a - parrot, and yet the son of a woman! His industry is upstairs and - downstairs, his eloquence the parcel of a reckoning. I am not yet - of Percy's mind, the Hotspur of the North; he that kills me some - six or seven dozen of Scots at a breakfast, washes his hands, and - says to his wife, 'Fie upon this quiet life! I want work.' 'O my - sweet Harry,' says she, 'how many hast thou kill'd to-day?' - 'Give my roan horse a drench,' says he, and answers 'Some - fourteen,' an hour after, 'a trifle, a trifle.' I prithee call in - Falstaff. I'll play Percy, and that damn'd brawn shall play Dame - Mortimer his wife. 'Rivo!' says the drunkard. Call in ribs, call - in tallow. - - Enter Falstaff, [Gadshill, Bardolph, and Peto; - Francis follows with wine]. - - Poins. Welcome, Jack. Where hast thou been? - Fal. A plague of all cowards, I say, and a vengeance too! Marry and - amen! Give me a cup of sack, boy. Ere I lead this life long, I'll - sew nether-stocks, and mend them and foot them too. A plague of - all cowards! Give me a cup of sack, rogue. Is there no virtue - extant? - He drinketh. - Prince. Didst thou never see Titan kiss a dish of butter? - Pitiful-hearted butter, that melted at the sweet tale of the sun! - If thou didst, then behold that compound. - Fal. You rogue, here's lime in this sack too! There is nothing but - roguery to be found in villanous man. Yet a coward is worse than - a cup of sack with lime in it- a villanous coward! Go thy ways, - old Jack, die when thou wilt; if manhood, good manhood, be not - forgot upon the face of the earth, then am I a shotten herring. - There lives not three good men unhang'd in England; and one of - them is fat, and grows old. God help the while! A bad world, I - say. I would I were a weaver; I could sing psalms or anything. A - plague of all cowards I say still! - Prince. How now, woolsack? What mutter you? - Fal. A king's son! If I do not beat thee out of thy kingdom with a - dagger of lath and drive all thy subjects afore thee like a flock - of wild geese, I'll never wear hair on my face more. You Prince - of Wales? - Prince. Why, you whoreson round man, what's the matter? - Fal. Are not you a coward? Answer me to that- and Poins there? - Poins. Zounds, ye fat paunch, an ye call me coward, by the - Lord, I'll stab thee. - Fal. I call thee coward? I'll see thee damn'd ere I call thee - coward, but I would give a thousand pound I could run as fast as - thou canst. You are straight enough in the shoulders; you care - not who sees Your back. Call you that backing of your friends? A - plague upon such backing! Give me them that will face me. Give me - a cup of sack. I am a rogue if I drunk to-day. - Prince. O villain! thy lips are scarce wip'd since thou drunk'st - last. - Fal. All is one for that. (He drinketh.) A plague of all cowards - still say I. - Prince. What's the matter? - Fal. What's the matter? There be four of us here have ta'en a - thousand pound this day morning. - Prince. Where is it, Jack? Where is it? - Fal. Where is it, Taken from us it is. A hundred upon poor four of - us! - Prince. What, a hundred, man? - Fal. I am a rogue if I were not at half-sword with a dozen of them - two hours together. I have scap'd by miracle. I am eight times - thrust through the doublet, four through the hose; my buckler cut - through and through; my sword hack'd like a handsaw- ecce signum! - I never dealt better since I was a man. All would not do. A - plague of all cowards! Let them speak, If they speak more or less - than truth, they are villains and the sons of darkness. - Prince. Speak, sirs. How was it? - Gads. We four set upon some dozen- - Fal. Sixteen at least, my lord. - Gads. And bound them. - Peto. No, no, they were not bound. - Fal. You rogue, they were bound, every man of them, or I am a Jew - else- an Ebrew Jew. - Gads. As we were sharing, some six or seven fresh men sea upon us- - Fal. And unbound the rest, and then come in the other. - Prince. What, fought you with them all? - Fal. All? I know not what you call all, but if I fought not with - fifty of them, I am a bunch of radish! If there were not two or - three and fifty upon poor old Jack, then am I no two-legg'd - creature. - Prince. Pray God you have not murd'red some of them. - Fal. Nay, that's past praying for. I have pepper'd two of them. Two - I am sure I have paid, two rogues in buckram suits. I tell thee - what, Hal- if I tell thee a lie, spit in my face, call me horse. - Thou knowest my old ward. Here I lay, and thus I bore my point. - Four rogues in buckram let drive at me. - Prince. What, four? Thou saidst but two even now. - Fal. Four, Hal. I told thee four. - Poins. Ay, ay, he said four. - Fal. These four came all afront and mainly thrust at me. I made me - no more ado but took all their seven points in my target, thus. - Prince. Seven? Why, there were but four even now. - Fal. In buckram? - Poins. Ay, four, in buckram suits. - Fal. Seven, by these hilts, or I am a villain else. - Prince. [aside to Poins] Prithee let him alone. We shall have more - anon. - Fal. Dost thou hear me, Hal? - Prince. Ay, and mark thee too, Jack. - Fal. Do so, for it is worth the list'ning to. These nine in buckram - that I told thee of- - Prince. So, two more already. - Fal. Their points being broken- - Poins. Down fell their hose. - Fal. Began to give me ground; but I followed me close, came in, - foot and hand, and with a thought seven of the eleven I paid. - Prince. O monstrous! Eleven buckram men grown out of two! - Fal. But, as the devil would have it, three misbegotten knaves in - Kendal green came at my back and let drive at me; for it was so - dark, Hal, that thou couldst not see thy hand. - Prince. These lies are like their father that begets them- gross as - a mountain, open, palpable. Why, thou clay-brain'd guts, thou - knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch- - Fal. What, art thou mad? art thou mad? Is not the truth the truth? - Prince. Why, how couldst thou know these men in Kendal green when - it was so dark thou couldst not see thy hand? Come, tell us your - reason. What sayest thou to this? - Poins. Come, your reason, Jack, your reason. - Fal. What, upon compulsion? Zounds, an I were at the strappado or - all the racks in the world, I would not tell you on compulsion. - Give you a reason on compulsion? If reasons were as plentiful as - blackberries, I would give no man a reason upon compulsion, I. - Prince. I'll be no longer guilty, of this sin; this sanguine - coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill - of flesh- - Fal. 'Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried - neat's-tongue, you bull's sizzle, you stockfish- O for breath to - utter what is like thee!- you tailor's yard, you sheath, you - bowcase, you vile standing tuck! - Prince. Well, breathe awhile, and then to it again; and when thou - hast tired thyself in base comparisons, hear me speak but this. - Poins. Mark, Jack. - Prince. We two saw you four set on four, and bound them and were - masters of their wealth. Mark now how a plain tale shall put you - down. Then did we two set on you four and, with a word, outfac'd - you from your prize, and have it; yea, and can show it you here - in the house. And, Falstaff, you carried your guts away as - nimbly, with as quick dexterity, and roar'd for mercy, and still - run and roar'd, as ever I heard bullcalf. What a slave art thou - to hack thy sword as thou hast done, and then say it was in - fight! What trick, what device, what starting hole canst thou now - find out to hide thee from this open and apparent shame? - Poins. Come, let's hear, Jack. What trick hast thou now? - Fal. By the Lord, I knew ye as well as he that made ye. Why, hear - you, my masters. Was it for me to kill the heir apparent? Should - I turn upon the true prince? Why, thou knowest I am as valiant as - Hercules; but beware instinct. The lion will not touch the true - prince. Instinct is a great matter. I was now a coward on - instinct. I shall think the better of myself, and thee, during my - life- I for a valiant lion, and thou for a true prince. But, by - the Lord, lads, I am glad you have the money. Hostess, clap to - the doors. Watch to-night, pray to-morrow. Gallants, lads, boys, - hearts of gold, all the titles of good fellowship come to you! - What, shall we be merry? Shall we have a play extempore? - Prince. Content- and the argument shall be thy running away. - Fal. Ah, no more of that, Hal, an thou lovest me! - - Enter Hostess. - - Host. O Jesu, my lord the Prince! - Prince. How now, my lady the hostess? What say'st thou to me? - Host. Marry, my lord, there is a nobleman of the court at door - would speak with you. He says he comes from your father. - Prince. Give him as much as will make him a royal man, and send him - back again to my mother. - Fal. What manner of man is he? - Host. An old man. - Fal. What doth gravity out of his bed at midnight? Shall I give him - his answer? - Prince. Prithee do, Jack. - Fal. Faith, and I'll send him packing. -Exit. - Prince. Now, sirs. By'r Lady, you fought fair; so did you, Peto; so - did you, Bardolph. You are lions too, you ran away upon instinct, - you will not touch the true prince; no- fie! - Bard. Faith, I ran when I saw others run. - Prince. Tell me now in earnest, how came Falstaff's sword so - hack'd? - Peto. Why, he hack'd it with his dagger, and said he would swear - truth out of England but he would make you believe it was done in - fight, and persuaded us to do the like. - Bard. Yea, and to tickle our noses with speargrass to make them - bleed, and then to beslubber our garments with it and swear it - was the blood of true men. I did that I did not this seven year - before- I blush'd to hear his monstrous devices. - Prince. O villain! thou stolest a cup of sack eighteen years ago - and wert taken with the manner, and ever since thou hast blush'd - extempore. Thou hadst fire and sword on thy side, and yet thou - ran'st away. What instinct hadst thou for it? - Bard. My lord, do you see these meteors? Do you behold these - exhalations? - Prince. I do. - Bard. What think you they portend? - Prince. Hot livers and cold purses. - Bard. Choler, my lord, if rightly taken. - Prince. No, if rightly taken, halter. - - Enter Falstaff. - - Here comes lean Jack; here comes bare-bone. How now, my sweet - creature of bombast? How long is't ago, Jack, since thou sawest - thine own knee? - Fal. My own knee? When I was about thy years, Hal, I was not an - eagle's talent in the waist; I could have crept into any - alderman's thumb-ring. A plague of sighing and grief! It blows a - man up like a bladder. There's villanous news abroad. Here was - Sir John Bracy from your father. You must to the court in the - morning. That same mad fellow of the North, Percy, and he of - Wales that gave Amamon the bastinado, and made Lucifer cuckold, - and swore the devil his true liegeman upon the cross of a Welsh - hook- what a plague call you him? - Poins. O, Glendower. - Fal. Owen, Owen- the same; and his son-in-law Mortimer, and old - Northumberland, and that sprightly Scot of Scots, Douglas, that - runs a-horseback up a hill perpendicular- - Prince. He that rides at high speed and with his pistol kills a - sparrow flying. - Fal. You have hit it. - Prince. So did he never the sparrow. - Fal. Well, that rascal hath good metal in him; he will not run. - Prince. Why, what a rascal art thou then, to praise him so for - running! - Fal. A-horseback, ye cuckoo! but afoot he will not budge a foot. - Prince. Yes, Jack, upon instinct. - Fal. I grant ye, upon instinct. Well, he is there too, and one - Mordake, and a thousand bluecaps more. Worcester is stol'n away - to-night; thy father's beard is turn'd white with the news; you - may buy land now as cheap as stinking mack'rel. - Prince. Why then, it is like, if there come a hot June, and this - civil buffeting hold, we shall buy maidenheads as they buy - hobnails, by the hundreds. - Fal. By the mass, lad, thou sayest true; it is like we shall have - good trading that way. But tell me, Hal, art not thou horrible - afeard? Thou being heir apparent, could the world pick thee out - three such enemies again as that fiend Douglas, that spirit - Percy, and that devil Glendower? Art thou not horribly afraid? - Doth not thy blood thrill at it? - Prince. Not a whit, i' faith. I lack some of thy instinct. - Fal. Well, thou wilt be horribly chid to-morrow when thou comest to - thy father. If thou love me, practise an answer. - Prince. Do thou stand for my father and examine me upon the - particulars of my life. - Fal. Shall I? Content. This chair shall be my state, this dagger my - sceptre, and this cushion my, crown. - Prince. Thy state is taken for a join'd-stool, thy golden sceptre - for a leaden dagger, and thy precious rich crown for a pitiful - bald crown. - Fal. Well, an the fire of grace be not quite out of thee, now shalt - thou be moved. Give me a cup of sack to make my eyes look red, - that it may be thought I have wept; for I must speak in passion, - and I will do it in King Cambyses' vein. - Prince. Well, here is my leg. - Fal. And here is my speech. Stand aside, nobility. - Host. O Jesu, this is excellent sport, i' faith! - Fal. Weep not, sweet queen, for trickling tears are vain. - Host. O, the Father, how he holds his countenance! - Fal. For God's sake, lords, convey my tristful queen! - For tears do stop the floodgates of her eyes. - Host. O Jesu, he doth it as like one of these harlotry players as - ever I see! - Fal. Peace, good pintpot. Peace, good tickle-brain.- Harry, I do - not only marvel where thou spendest thy time, but also how thou - art accompanied. For though the camomile, the more it is trodden - on, the faster it grows, yet youth, the more it is wasted, the - sooner it wears. That thou art my son I have partly thy mother's - word, partly my own opinion, but chiefly a villanous trick of - thine eye and a foolish hanging of thy nether lip that doth - warrant me. If then thou be son to me, here lies the point: why, - being son to me, art thou so pointed at? Shall the blessed sun of - heaven prove a micher and eat blackberries? A question not to be - ask'd. Shall the son of England prove a thief and take purses? A - question to be ask'd. There is a thing, Harry, which thou hast - often heard of, and it is known to many in our land by the name - of pitch. This pitch, as ancient writers do report, doth defile; - so doth the company thou keepest. For, Harry, now I do not speak - to thee in drink, but in tears; not in pleasure, but in passion; - not in words only, but in woes also: and yet there is a virtuous - man whom I have often noted in thy company, but I know not his - name. - Prince. What manner of man, an it like your Majesty? - Fal. A goodly portly man, i' faith, and a corpulent; of a cheerful - look, a pleasing eye, and a most noble carriage; and, as I think, - his age some fifty, or, by'r Lady, inclining to threescore; and - now I remember me, his name is Falstaff. If that man should be - lewdly, given, he deceiveth me; for, Harry, I see virtue in his - looks. If then the tree may be known by the fruit, as the fruit - by the tree, then, peremptorily I speak it, there is virtue in - that Falstaff. Him keep with, the rest banish. And tell me now, - thou naughty varlet, tell me where hast thou been this month? - Prince. Dost thou speak like a king? Do thou stand for me, and I'll - play my father. - Fal. Depose me? If thou dost it half so gravely, so majestically, - both in word and matter, hang me up by the heels for a - rabbit-sucker or a poulter's hare. - Prince. Well, here I am set. - Fal. And here I stand. Judge, my masters. - Prince. Now, Harry, whence come you? - Fal. My noble lord, from Eastcheap. - Prince. The complaints I hear of thee are grievous. - Fal. 'Sblood, my lord, they are false! Nay, I'll tickle ye for a - young prince, i' faith. - Prince. Swearest thou, ungracious boy? Henceforth ne'er look on me. - Thou art violently carried away from grace. There is a devil - haunts thee in the likeness of an old fat man; a tun of man is - thy companion. Why dost thou converse with that trunk of humours, - that bolting hutch of beastliness, that swoll'n parcel of - dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuff'd cloakbag of - guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with the pudding in his belly, - that reverend vice, that grey iniquity, that father ruffian, that - vanity in years? Wherein is he good, but to taste sack and drink - it? wherein neat and cleanly, but to carve a capon and eat it? - wherein cunning, but in craft? wherein crafty, but in villany? - wherein villanous, but in all things? wherein worthy, but in - nothing? - Fal. I would your Grace would take me with you. Whom means your - Grace? - Prince. That villanous abominable misleader of youth, Falstaff, - that old white-bearded Satan. - Fal. My lord, the man I know. - Prince. I know thou dost. - Fal. But to say I know more harm in him than in myself were to say - more than I know. That he is old (the more the pity) his white - hairs do witness it; but that he is (saving your reverence) a - whoremaster, that I utterly deny. If sack and sugar be a fault, - God help the wicked! If to be old and merry be a sin, then many - an old host that I know is damn'd. If to be fat be to be hated, - then Pharaoh's lean kine are to be loved. No, my good lord. - Banish Peto, banish Bardolph, banish Poins; but for sweet Jack - Falstaff, kind Jack Falstaff, true Jack Falstaff, valiant Jack - Falstaff, and therefore more valiant being, as he is, old Jack - Falstaff, banish not him thy Harry's company, banish not him thy - Harry's company. Banish plump Jack, and banish all the world! - Prince. I do, I will. [A knocking heard.] - [Exeunt Hostess, Francis, and Bardolph.] - - Enter Bardolph, running. - - Bard. O, my lord, my lord! the sheriff with a most monstrous watch - is at the door. - Fal. Out, ye rogue! Play out the play. I have much to say in the - behalf of that Falstaff. - - Enter the Hostess. - - Host. O Jesu, my lord, my lord! - Prince. Heigh, heigh, the devil rides upon a fiddlestick! - What's the matter? - Host. The sheriff and all the watch are at the door. They are come - to search the house. Shall I let them in? - Fal. Dost thou hear, Hal? Never call a true piece of gold a - counterfeit. Thou art essentially mad without seeming so. - Prince. And thou a natural coward without instinct. - Fal. I deny your major. If you will deny the sheriff, so; if not, - let him enter. If I become not a cart as well as another man, a - plague on my bringing up! I hope I shall as soon be strangled - with a halter as another. - Prince. Go hide thee behind the arras. The rest walk, up above. - Now, my masters, for a true face and good conscience. - Fal. Both which I have had; but their date is out, and therefore - I'll hide me. Exit. - Prince. Call in the sheriff. - [Exeunt Manent the Prince and Peto.] - - Enter Sheriff and the Carrier. - - Now, Master Sheriff, what is your will with me? - Sher. First, pardon me, my lord. A hue and cry - Hath followed certain men unto this house. - Prince. What men? - Sher. One of them is well known, my gracious lord- - A gross fat man. - Carrier. As fat as butter. - Prince. The man, I do assure you, is not here, - For I myself at this time have employ'd him. - And, sheriff, I will engage my word to thee - That I will by to-morrow dinner time - Send him to answer thee, or any man, - For anything he shall be charg'd withal; - And so let me entreat you leave the house. - Sher. I will, my lord. There are two gentlemen - Have in this robbery lost three hundred marks. - Prince. It may be so. If he have robb'd these men, - He shall be answerable; and so farewell. - Sher. Good night, my noble lord. - Prince. I think it is good morrow, is it not? - Sher. Indeed, my lord, I think it be two o'clock. - Exit [with Carrier]. - Prince. This oily rascal is known as well as Paul's. Go call him - forth. - Peto. Falstaff! Fast asleep behind the arras, and snorting like a - horse. - Prince. Hark how hard he fetches breath. Search his pockets. - He searcheth his pockets and findeth certain papers. - What hast thou found? - Peto. Nothing but papers, my lord. - Prince. Let's see whit they be. Read them. - - Peto. [reads] 'Item. A capon. . . . . . . . . . . . . ii s. ii d. - Item, Sauce. . . . . . . . . . . . . . iiii d. - Item, Sack two gallons . . . . . . . . v s. viii d. - Item, Anchovies and sack after supper. ii s. vi d. - Item, Bread. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ob.' - - Prince. O monstrous! but one halfpennyworth of bread to this - intolerable deal of sack! What there is else, keep close; we'll - read it at more advantage. There let him sleep till day. I'll to - the court in the morning . We must all to the wars. and thy place - shall be honourable. I'll procure this fat rogue a charge of - foot; and I know, his death will be a march of twelve score. The - money shall be paid back again with advantage. Be with me betimes - in the morning, and so good morrow, Peto. - Peto. Good morrow, good my lord. - Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. Scene I. -Bangor. The Archdeacon's house. - -Enter Hotspur, Worcester, Lord Mortimer, Owen Glendower. - - Mort. These promises are fair, the parties sure, - And our induction full of prosperous hope. - Hot. Lord Mortimer, and cousin Glendower, - Will you sit down? - And uncle Worcester. A plague upon it! - I have forgot the map. - Glend. No, here it is. - Sit, cousin Percy; sit, good cousin Hotspur, - For by that name as oft as Lancaster - Doth speak of you, his cheek looks pale, and with - A rising sigh he wisheth you in heaven. - Hot. And you in hell, as oft as he hears - Owen Glendower spoke of. - Glend. I cannot blame him. At my nativity - The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes - Of burning cressets, and at my birth - The frame and huge foundation of the earth - Shak'd like a coward. - Hot. Why, so it would have done at the same season, if your - mother's cat had but kitten'd, though yourself had never been - born. - Glend. I say the earth did shake when I was born. - Hot. And I say the earth was not of my mind, - If you suppose as fearing you it shook. - Glend. The heavens were all on fire, the earth did tremble. - Hot. O, then the earth shook to see the heavens on fire, - And not in fear of your nativity. - Diseased nature oftentimes breaks forth - In strange eruptions; oft the teeming earth - Is with a kind of colic pinch'd and vex'd - By the imprisoning of unruly wind - Within her womb, which, for enlargement striving, - Shakes the old beldame earth and topples down - Steeples and mossgrown towers. At your birth - Our grandam earth, having this distemp'rature, - In passion shook. - Glend. Cousin, of many men - I do not bear these crossings. Give me leave - To tell you once again that at my birth - The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes, - The goats ran from the mountains, and the herds - Were strangely clamorous to the frighted fields. - These signs have mark'd me extraordinary, - And all the courses of my life do show - I am not in the roll of common men. - Where is he living, clipp'd in with the sea - That chides the banks of England, Scotland, Wales, - Which calls me pupil or hath read to me? - And bring him out that is but woman's son - Can trace me in the tedious ways of art - And hold me pace in deep experiments. - Hot. I think there's no man speaks better Welsh. I'll to dinner. - Mort. Peace, cousin Percy; you will make him mad. - Glend. I can call spirits from the vasty deep. - Hot. Why, so can I, or so can any man; - But will they come when you do call for them? - Glend. Why, I can teach you, cousin, to command the devil. - Hot. And I can teach thee, coz, to shame the devil- - By telling truth. Tell truth and shame the devil. - If thou have power to raise him, bring him hither, - And I'll be sworn I have power to shame him hence. - O, while you live, tell truth and shame the devil! - Mort. Come, come, no more of this unprofitable chat. - Glend. Three times hath Henry Bolingbroke made head - Against my power; thrice from the banks of Wye - And sandy-bottom'd Severn have I sent him - Bootless home and weather-beaten back. - Hot. Home without boots, and in foul weather too? - How scapes he agues, in the devil's name - Glend. Come, here's the map. Shall we divide our right - According to our threefold order ta'en? - Mort. The Archdeacon hath divided it - Into three limits very equally. - England, from Trent and Severn hitherto, - By south and east is to my part assign'd; - All westward, Wales beyond the Severn shore, - And all the fertile land within that bound, - To Owen Glendower; and, dear coz, to you - The remnant northward lying off from Trent. - And our indentures tripartite are drawn; - Which being sealed interchangeably - (A business that this night may execute), - To-morrow, cousin Percy, you and I - And my good Lord of Worcester will set forth - To meet your father and the Scottish bower, - As is appointed us, at Shrewsbury. - My father Glendower is not ready yet, - Nor shall we need his help these fourteen days. - [To Glend.] Within that space you may have drawn together - Your tenants, friends, and neighbouring gentlemen. - Glend. A shorter time shall send me to you, lords; - And in my conduct shall your ladies come, - From whom you now must steal and take no leave, - For there will be a world of water shed - Upon the parting of your wives and you. - Hot. Methinks my moiety, north from Burton here, - In quantity equals not one of yours. - See how this river comes me cranking in - And cuts me from the best of all my land - A huge half-moon, a monstrous cantle out. - I'll have the current ill this place damm'd up, - And here the smug and sliver Trent shall run - In a new channel fair and evenly. - It shall not wind with such a deep indent - To rob me of so rich a bottom here. - Glend. Not wind? It shall, it must! You see it doth. - Mort. Yea, but - Mark how he bears his course, and runs me up - With like advantage on the other side, - Gelding the opposed continent as much - As on the other side it takes from you. - Wor. Yea, but a little charge will trench him here - And on this north side win this cape of land; - And then he runs straight and even. - Hot. I'll have it so. A little charge will do it. - Glend. I will not have it alt'red. - Hot. Will not you? - Glend. No, nor you shall not. - Hot. Who shall say me nay? - Glend. No, that will I. - Hot. Let me not understand you then; speak it in Welsh. - Glend. I can speak English, lord, as well as you; - For I was train'd up in the English court, - Where, being but young, I framed to the harp - Many an English ditty lovely well, - And gave the tongue a helpful ornament- - A virtue that was never seen in you. - Hot. Marry, - And I am glad of it with all my heart! - I had rather be a kitten and cry mew - Than one of these same metre ballet-mongers. - I had rather hear a brazen canstick turn'd - Or a dry wheel grate on the axletree, - And that would set my teeth nothing on edge, - Nothing so much as mincing poetry. - 'Tis like the forc'd gait of a shuffling nag, - Glend. Come, you shall have Trent turn'd. - Hot. I do not care. I'll give thrice so much land - To any well-deserving friend; - But in the way of bargain, mark ye me, - I'll cavil on the ninth part of a hair - Are the indentures drawn? Shall we be gone? - Glend. The moon shines fair; you may away by night. - I'll haste the writer, and withal - Break with your wives of your departure hence. - I am afraid my daughter will run mad, - So much she doteth on her Mortimer. Exit. - Mort. Fie, cousin Percy! how you cross my father! - Hot. I cannot choose. Sometimes he angers me - With telling me of the moldwarp and the ant, - Of the dreamer Merlin and his prophecies, - And of a dragon and a finless fish, - A clip-wing'd griffin and a moulten raven, - A couching lion and a ramping cat, - And such a deal of skimble-skamble stuff - As puts me from my faith. I tell you what- - He held me last night at least nine hours - In reckoning up the several devils' names - That were his lackeys. I cried 'hum,' and 'Well, go to!' - But mark'd him not a word. O, he is as tedious - As a tired horse, a railing wife; - Worse than a smoky house. I had rather live - With cheese and garlic in a windmill far - Than feed on cates and have him talk to me - In any summer house in Christendom). - Mort. In faith, he is a worthy gentleman, - Exceedingly well read, and profited - In strange concealments, valiant as a lion, - And wondrous affable, and as bountiful - As mines of India. Shall I tell you, cousin? - He holds your temper in a high respect - And curbs himself even of his natural scope - When you come 'cross his humour. Faith, he does. - I warrant you that man is not alive - Might so have tempted him as you have done - Without the taste of danger and reproof. - But do not use it oft, let me entreat you. - Wor. In faith, my lord, you are too wilful-blame, - And since your coming hither have done enough - To put him quite besides his patience. - You must needs learn, lord, to amend this fault. - Though sometimes it show greatness, courage, blood- - And that's the dearest grace it renders you- - Yet oftentimes it doth present harsh rage, - Defect of manners, want of government, - Pride, haughtiness, opinion, and disdain; - The least of which haunting a nobleman - Loseth men's hearts, and leaves behind a stain - Upon the beauty of all parts besides, - Beguiling them of commendation. - Hot. Well, I am school'd. Good manners be your speed! - Here come our wives, and let us take our leave. - - Enter Glendower with the Ladies. - - Mort. This is the deadly spite that angers me- - My wife can speak no English, I no Welsh. - Glend. My daughter weeps; she will not part with you; - She'll be a soldier too, she'll to the wars. - Mort. Good father, tell her that she and my aunt Percy - Shall follow in your conduct speedily. - Glendower speaks to her in Welsh, and she answers - him in the same. - Glend. She is desperate here. A peevish self-will'd harlotry, - One that no persuasion can do good upon. - The Lady speaks in Welsh. - Mort. I understand thy looks. That pretty Welsh - Which thou pourest down from these swelling heavens - I am too perfect in; and, but for shame, - In such a Barley should I answer thee. - The Lady again in Welsh. - I understand thy kisses, and thou mine, - And that's a feeling disputation. - But I will never be a truant, love, - Till I have learnt thy language: for thy tongue - Makes Welsh as sweet as ditties highly penn'd, - Sung by a fair queen in a summer's bow'r, - With ravishing division, to her lute. - Glend. Nay, if you melt, then will she run mad. - The Lady speaks again in Welsh. - Mort. O, I am ignorance itself in this! - Glend. She bids you on the wanton rushes lay you down - And rest your gentle head upon her lap, - And she will sing the song that pleaseth you - And on your eyelids crown the god of sleep, - Charming your blood with pleasing heaviness, - Making such difference 'twixt wake and sleep - As is the difference betwixt day and night - The hour before the heavenly-harness'd team - Begins his golden progress in the East. - Mort. With all my heart I'll sit and hear her sing. - By that time will our book, I think, be drawn. - Glend. Do so, - And those musicians that shall play to you - Hang in the air a thousand leagues from hence, - And straight they shall be here. Sit, and attend. - Hot. Come, Kate, thou art perfect in lying down. Come, quick, - quick, that I may lay my head in thy lap. - Lady P. Go, ye giddy goose. - The music plays. - Hot. Now I perceive the devil understands Welsh; - And 'tis no marvel, be is so humorous. - By'r Lady, he is a good musician. - Lady P. Then should you be nothing but musical; for you are - altogether govern'd by humours. Lie still, ye thief, and hear the - lady sing in Welsh. - Hot. I had rather hear Lady, my brach, howl in Irish. - Lady P. Wouldst thou have thy head broken? - Hot. No. - Lady P. Then be still. - Hot. Neither! 'Tis a woman's fault. - Lady P. Now God help thee! - Hot. To the Welsh lady's bed. - Lady P. What's that? - Hot. Peace! she sings. - Here the Lady sings a Welsh song. - Come, Kate, I'll have your song too. - Lady P. Not mine, in good sooth. - Hot. Not yours, in good sooth? Heart! you swear like a - comfit-maker's wife. 'Not you, in good sooth!' and 'as true as I - live!' and 'as God shall mend me!' and 'as sure as day!' - And givest such sarcenet surety for thy oaths - As if thou ne'er walk'st further than Finsbury. - Swear me, Kate, like a lady as thou art, - A good mouth-filling oath; and leave 'in sooth' - And such protest of pepper gingerbread - To velvet guards and Sunday citizens. Come, sing. - Lady P. I will not sing. - Hot. 'Tis the next way to turn tailor or be redbreast-teacher. An - the indentures be drawn, I'll away within these two hours; and so - come in when ye will. Exit. - Glend. Come, come, Lord Mortimer. You are as slow - As hot Lord Percy is on fire to go. - By this our book is drawn; we'll but seal, - And then to horse immediately. - Mort. With all my heart. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -London. The Palace. - -Enter the King, Prince of Wales, and others. - - King. Lords, give us leave. The Prince of Wales and I - Must have some private conference; but be near at hand, - For we shall presently have need of you. - Exeunt Lords. - I know not whether God will have it so, - For some displeasing service I have done, - That, in his secret doom, out of my blood - He'll breed revengement and a scourge for me; - But thou dost in thy passages of life - Make me believe that thou art only mark'd - For the hot vengeance and the rod of heaven - To punish my mistreadings. Tell me else, - Could such inordinate and low desires, - Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean attempts, - Such barren pleasures, rude society, - As thou art match'd withal and grafted to, - Accompany the greatness of thy blood - And hold their level with thy princely heart? - Prince. So please your Majesty, I would I could - Quit all offences with as clear excuse - As well as I am doubtless I can purge - Myself of many I am charged withal. - Yet such extenuation let me beg - As, in reproof of many tales devis'd, - Which oft the ear of greatness needs must bear - By, smiling pickthanks and base newsmongers, - I may, for some things true wherein my youth - Hath faulty wand'red and irregular, - And pardon on lily true submission. - King. God pardon thee! Yet let me wonder, Harry, - At thy affections, which do hold a wing, - Quite from the flight of all thy ancestors. - Thy place in Council thou hast rudely lost, - Which by thy younger brother is supplied, - And art almost an alien to the hearts - Of all the court and princes of my blood. - The hope and expectation of thy time - Is ruin'd, and the soul of every man - Prophetically do forethink thy fall. - Had I so lavish of my presence been, - So common-hackney'd in the eyes of men, - So stale and cheap to vulgar company, - Opinion, that did help me to the crown, - Had still kept loyal to possession - And left me in reputeless banishment, - A fellow of no mark nor likelihood. - By being seldom seen, I could not stir - But, like a comet, I Was wond'red at; - That men would tell their children, 'This is he!' - Others would say, 'Where? Which is Bolingbroke?' - And then I stole all courtesy from heaven, - And dress'd myself in such humility - That I did pluck allegiance from men's hearts, - Loud shouts and salutations from their mouths - Even in the presence of the crowned King. - Thus did I keep my person fresh and new, - My presence, like a robe pontifical, - Ne'er seen but wond'red at; and so my state, - Seldom but sumptuous, show'd like a feast - And won by rareness such solemnity. - The skipping King, he ambled up and down - With shallow jesters and rash bavin wits, - Soon kindled and soon burnt; carded his state; - Mingled his royalty with cap'ring fools; - Had his great name profaned with their scorns - And gave his countenance, against his name, - To laugh at gibing boys and stand the push - Of every beardless vain comparative; - Grew a companion to the common streets, - Enfeoff'd himself to popularity; - That, being dally swallowed by men's eyes, - They surfeited with honey and began - To loathe the taste of sweetness, whereof a little - More than a little is by much too much. - So, when he had occasion to be seen, - He was but as the cuckoo is in June, - Heard, not regarded- seen, but with such eyes - As, sick and blunted with community, - Afford no extraordinary gaze, - Such as is bent on unlike majesty - When it shines seldom in admiring eyes; - But rather drows'd and hung their eyelids down, - Slept in his face, and rend'red such aspect - As cloudy men use to their adversaries, - Being with his presence glutted, gorg'd, and full. - And in that very line, Harry, standest thou; - For thou hast lost thy princely privilege - With vile participation. Not an eye - But is aweary of thy common sight, - Save mine, which hath desir'd to see thee more; - Which now doth that I would not have it do- - Make blind itself with foolish tenderness. - Prince. I shall hereafter, my thrice-gracious lord, - Be more myself. - King. For all the world, - As thou art to this hour, was Richard then - When I from France set foot at Ravenspurgh; - And even as I was then is Percy now. - Now, by my sceptre, and my soul to boot, - He hath more worthy interest to the state - Than thou, the shadow of succession; - For of no right, nor colour like to right, - He doth fill fields with harness in the realm, - Turns head against the lion's armed jaws, - And, Being no more in debt to years than thou, - Leads ancient lords and reverend Bishops on - To bloody battles and to bruising arms. - What never-dying honour hath he got - Against renowmed Douglas! whose high deeds, - Whose hot incursions and great name in arms - Holds from all soldiers chief majority - And military title capital - Through all the kingdoms that acknowledge Christ. - Thrice hath this Hotspur, Mars in swathling clothes, - This infant warrior, in his enterprises - Discomfited great Douglas; ta'en him once, - Enlarged him, and made a friend of him, - To fill the mouth of deep defiance up - And shake the peace and safety of our throne. - And what say you to this? Percy, Northumberland, - The Archbishop's Grace of York, Douglas, Mortimer - Capitulate against us and are up. - But wherefore do I tell these news to thee - Why, Harry, do I tell thee of my foes, - Which art my nearest and dearest enemy' - Thou that art like enough, through vassal fear, - Base inclination, and the start of spleen, - To fight against me under Percy's pay, - To dog his heels and curtsy at his frowns, - To show how much thou art degenerate. - Prince. Do not think so. You shall not find it so. - And God forgive them that so much have sway'd - Your Majesty's good thoughts away from me! - I will redeem all this on Percy's head - And, in the closing of some glorious day, - Be bold to tell you that I am your son, - When I will wear a garment all of blood, - And stain my favours in a bloody mask, - Which, wash'd away, shall scour my shame with it. - And that shall be the day, whene'er it lights, - That this same child of honour and renown, - This gallant Hotspur, this all-praised knight, - And your unthought of Harry chance to meet. - For every honour sitting on his helm, - Would they were multitudes, and on my head - My shames redoubled! For the time will come - That I shall make this Northern youth exchange - His glorious deeds for my indignities. - Percy is but my factor, good my lord, - To engross up glorious deeds on my behalf; - And I will call hall to so strict account - That he shall render every glory up, - Yea, even the slightest worship of his time, - Or I will tear the reckoning from his heart. - This in the name of God I promise here; - The which if he be pleas'd I shall perform, - I do beseech your Majesty may salve - The long-grown wounds of my intemperance. - If not, the end of life cancels all bands, - And I will die a hundred thousand deaths - Ere break the smallest parcel of this vow. - King. A hundred thousand rebels die in this! - Thou shalt have charge and sovereign trust herein. - - Enter Blunt. - - How now, good Blunt? Thy looks are full of speed. - Blunt. So hath the business that I come to speak of. - Lord Mortimer of Scotland hath sent word - That Douglas and the English rebels met - The eleventh of this month at Shrewsbury. - A mighty and a fearful head they are, - If promises be kept oil every hand, - As ever off'red foul play in a state. - King. The Earl of Westmoreland set forth to-day; - With him my son, Lord John of Lancaster; - For this advertisement is five days old. - On Wednesday next, Harry, you shall set forward; - On Thursday we ourselves will march. Our meeting - Is Bridgenorth; and, Harry, you shall march - Through Gloucestershire; by which account, - Our business valued, some twelve days hence - Our general forces at Bridgenorth shall meet. - Our hands are full of business. Let's away. - Advantage feeds him fat while men delay. Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -Eastcheap. The Boar's Head Tavern. - -Enter Falstaff and Bardolph. - - Fal. Bardolph, am I not fall'n away vilely since this last action? - Do I not bate? Do I not dwindle? Why, my skin hangs about me like - an old lady's loose gown! I am withered like an old apple John. - Well, I'll repent, and that suddenly, while I am in some liking. - I shall be out of heart shortly, and then I shall have no - strength to repent. An I have not forgotten what the inside of a - church is made of, I am a peppercorn, a brewer's horse. The - inside of a church! Company, villanous company, hath been the - spoil of me. - Bard. Sir John, you are so fretful you cannot live long. - Fal. Why, there is it! Come, sing me a bawdy song; make me merry. I - was as virtuously given as a gentleman need to be, virtuous - enough: swore little, dic'd not above seven times a week, went to - a bawdy house not above once in a quarter- of an hour, paid money - that I borrowed- three or four times, lived well, and in good - compass; and now I live out of all order, out of all compass. - Bard. Why, you are so fat, Sir John, that you must needs be out of - all compass- out of all reasonable compass, Sir John. - Fal. Do thou amend thy face, and I'll amend my life. Thou art our - admiral, thou bearest the lantern in the poop- but 'tis in the - nose of thee. Thou art the Knight of the Burning Lamp. - Bard. Why, Sir John, my face does you no harm. - Fal. No, I'll be sworn. I make as good use of it as many a man doth - of a death's-head or a memento mori. I never see thy face but I - think upon hellfire and Dives that lived in purple; for there he - is in his robes, burning, burning. if thou wert any way given to - virtue, I would swear by thy face; my oath should be 'By this - fire, that's God's angel.' But thou art altogether given over, - and wert indeed, but for the light in thy face, the son of utter - darkness. When thou ran'st up Gadshill in the night to catch my - horse, if I did not think thou hadst been an ignis fatuus or a - ball of wildfire, there's no purchase in money. O, thou art a - perpetual triumph, an everlasting bonfire-light! Thou hast saved - me a thousand marks in links and torches, walking with thee in - the night betwixt tavern and tavern; but the sack that thou hast - drunk me would have bought me lights as good cheap at the dearest - chandler's in Europe. I have maintained that salamander of yours - with fire any time this two-and-thirty years. God reward me for - it! - Bard. 'Sblood, I would my face were in your belly! - Fal. God-a-mercy! so should I be sure to be heart-burn'd. - - Enter Hostess. - - How now, Dame Partlet the hen? Have you enquir'd yet who pick'd - my pocket? - Host. Why, Sir John, what do you think, Sir John? Do you think I - keep thieves in my house? I have search'd, I have enquired, so - has my husband, man by man, boy by boy, servant by servant. The - tithe of a hair was never lost in my house before. - Fal. Ye lie, hostess. Bardolph was shav'd and lost many a hair, and - I'll be sworn my pocket was pick'd. Go to, you are a woman, go! - Host. Who, I? No; I defy thee! God's light, I was never call'd so - in mine own house before! - Fal. Go to, I know you well enough. - Host. No, Sir John; you do not know me, Sir John. I know you, Sir - John. You owe me money, Sir John, and now you pick a quarrel to - beguile me of it. I bought you a dozen of shirts to your back. - Fal. Dowlas, filthy dowlas! I have given them away to bakers' - wives; they have made bolters of them. - Host. Now, as I am a true woman, holland of eight shillings an ell. - You owe money here besides, Sir John, for your diet and - by-drinkings, and money lent you, four-and-twenty pound. - Fal. He had his part of it; let him pay. - Host. He? Alas, he is poor; he hath nothing. - Fal. How? Poor? Look upon his face. What call you rich? Let them - coin his nose, let them coin his cheeks. I'll not pay a denier. - What, will you make a younker of me? Shall I not take mine ease - in mine inn but I shall have my pocket pick'd? I have lost a - seal-ring of my grandfather's worth forty mark. - Host. O Jesu, I have heard the Prince tell him, I know not how oft, - that that ring was copper! - Fal. How? the Prince is a Jack, a sneak-cup. 'Sblood, an he were - here, I would cudgel him like a dog if he would say so. - - Enter the Prince [and Poins], marching; and Falstaff meets - them, playing upon his truncheon like a fife. - - How now, lad? Is the wind in that door, i' faith? Must we all - march? - Bard. Yea, two and two, Newgate fashion. - Host. My lord, I pray you hear me. - Prince. What say'st thou, Mistress Quickly? How doth thy husband? - I love him well; he is an honest man. - Host. Good my lord, hear me. - Fal. Prithee let her alone and list to me. - Prince. What say'st thou, Jack? - Fal. The other night I fell asleep here behind the arras and had my - pocket pick'd. This house is turn'd bawdy house; they pick - pockets. - Prince. What didst thou lose, Jack? - Fal. Wilt thou believe me, Hal? Three or four bonds of forty pound - apiece and a seal-ring of my grandfather's. - Prince. A trifle, some eightpenny matter. - Host. So I told him, my lord, and I said I heard your Grace say so; - and, my lord, he speaks most vilely of you, like a foul-mouth'd - man as he is, and said he would cudgel you. - Prince. What! he did not? - Host. There's neither faith, truth, nor womanhood in me else. - Fal. There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune, nor no - more truth in thee than in a drawn fox; and for woman-hood, Maid - Marian may be the deputy's wife of the ward to thee. Go, you - thing, go! - Host. Say, what thing? what thing? - Fal. What thing? Why, a thing to thank God on. - Host. I am no thing to thank God on, I would thou shouldst know it! - I am an honest man's wife, and, setting thy knight-hood aside, - thou art a knave to call me so. - Fal. Setting thy womanhood aside, thou art a beast to say - otherwise. - Host. Say, what beast, thou knave, thou? - Fal. What beast? Why, an otter. - Prince. An otter, Sir John? Why an otter? - Fal. Why, she's neither fish nor flesh; a man knows not where to - have her. - Host. Thou art an unjust man in saying so. Thou or any man knows - where to have me, thou knave, thou! - Prince. Thou say'st true, hostess, and he slanders thee most - grossly. - Host. So he doth you, my lord, and said this other day you ought - him a thousand pound. - Prince. Sirrah, do I owe you a thousand pound? - Fal. A thousand pound, Hal? A million! Thy love is worth a million; - thou owest me thy love. - Host. Nay, my lord, he call'd you Jack and said he would cudgel - you. - Fal. Did I, Bardolph? - Bard. Indeed, Sir John, you said so. - Fal. Yea. if he said my ring was copper. - Prince. I say, 'tis copper. Darest thou be as good as thy word now? - Fal. Why, Hal, thou knowest, as thou art but man, I dare; but as - thou art Prince, I fear thee as I fear the roaring of the lion's - whelp. - Prince. And why not as the lion? - Fal. The King himself is to be feared as the lion. Dost thou think - I'll fear thee as I fear thy father? Nay, an I do, I pray God my - girdle break. - Prince. O, if it should, how would thy guts fall about thy knees! - But, sirrah, there's no room for faith, truth, nor honesty in - this bosom of thine. It is all fill'd up with guts and midriff. - Charge an honest woman with picking thy pocket? Why, thou - whoreson, impudent, emboss'd rascal, if there were anything in - thy pocket but tavern reckonings, memorandums of bawdy houses, - and one poor pennyworth of sugar candy to make thee long-winded- - if thy pocket were enrich'd with any other injuries but these, I - am a villain. And yet you will stand to it; you will not pocket - up wrong. Art thou not ashamed? - Fal. Dost thou hear, Hal? Thou knowest in the state of innocency - Adam fell; and what should poor Jack Falstaff do in the days of - villany? Thou seest I have more flesh than another man, and - therefore more frailty. You confess then, you pick'd my pocket? - Prince. It appears so by the story. - Fal. Hostess, I forgive thee. Go make ready breakfast. Love thy - husband, look to thy servants, cherish thy guests. Thou shalt - find me tractable to any honest reason. Thou seest I am pacified. - -Still?- Nay, prithee be gone. [Exit Hostess.] Now, Hal, to the - news at court. For the robbery, lad- how is that answered? - Prince. O my sweet beef, I must still be good angel to thee. - The money is paid back again. - Fal. O, I do not like that paying back! 'Tis a double labour. - Prince. I am good friends with my father, and may do anything. - Fal. Rob me the exchequer the first thing thou doest, and do it - with unwash'd hands too. - Bard. Do, my lord. - Prince. I have procured thee, Jack, a charge of foot. - Fal. I would it had been of horse. Where shall I find one that can - steal well? O for a fine thief of the age of two-and-twenty or - thereabouts! I am heinously unprovided. Well, God be thanked for - these rebels. They offend none but the virtuous. I laud them, I - praise them. - Prince. Bardolph! - Bard. My lord? - Prince. Go bear this letter to Lord John of Lancaster, - To my brother John; this to my Lord of Westmoreland. - [Exit Bardolph.] - Go, Poins, to horse, to horse; for thou and I - Have thirty miles to ride yet ere dinner time. - [Exit Poins.] - Jack, meet me to-morrow in the Temple Hall - At two o'clock in the afternoon. - There shalt thou know thy charge. and there receive - Money and order for their furniture. - The land is burning; Percy stands on high; - And either they or we must lower lie. [Exit.] - Fal. Rare words! brave world! Hostess, my breakfast, come. - O, I could wish this tavern were my drum! -Exit. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. Scene I. -The rebel camp near Shrewsbury. - -Enter Harry Hotspur, Worcester, and Douglas. - - Hot. Well said, my noble Scot. If speaking truth - In this fine age were not thought flattery, - Such attribution should the Douglas have - As not a soldier of this season's stamp - Should go so general current through the world. - By God, I cannot flatter, I defy - The tongues of soothers! but a braver place - In my heart's love hath no man than yourself. - Nay, task me to my word; approve me, lord. - Doug. Thou art the king of honour. - No man so potent breathes upon the ground - But I will beard him. - - Enter one with letters. - - Hot. Do so, and 'tis well.- - What letters hast thou there?- I can but thank you. - Messenger. These letters come from your father. - Hot. Letters from him? Why comes he not himself? - Mess. He cannot come, my lord; he is grievous sick. - Hot. Zounds! how has he the leisure to be sick - In such a justling time? Who leads his power? - Under whose government come they along? - Mess. His letters bears his mind, not I, my lord. - Wor. I prithee tell me, doth he keep his bed? - Mess. He did, my lord, four days ere I set forth, - And at the time of my departure thence - He was much fear'd by his physicians. - Wor. I would the state of time had first been whole - Ere he by sickness had been visited. - His health was never better worth than now. - Hot. Sick now? droop now? This sickness doth infect - The very lifeblood of our enterprise. - 'Tis catching hither, even to our camp. - He writes me here that inward sickness- - And that his friends by deputation could not - So soon be drawn; no did he think it meet - To lay so dangerous and dear a trust - On any soul remov'd but on his own. - Yet doth he give us bold advertisement, - That with our small conjunction we should on, - To see how fortune is dispos'd to us; - For, as he writes, there is no quailing now, - Because the King is certainly possess'd - Of all our purposes. What say you to it? - Wor. Your father's sickness is a maim to us. - Hot. A perilous gash, a very limb lopp'd off. - And yet, in faith, it is not! His present want - Seems more than we shall find it. Were it good - To set the exact wealth of all our states - All at one cast? to set so rich a man - On the nice hazard of one doubtful hour? - It were not good; for therein should we read - The very bottom and the soul of hope, - The very list, the very utmost bound - Of all our fortunes. - Doug. Faith, and so we should; - Where now remains a sweet reversion. - We may boldly spend upon the hope of what - Is to come in. - A comfort of retirement lives in this. - Hot. A rendezvous, a home to fly unto, - If that the devil and mischance look big - Upon the maidenhead of our affairs. - Wor. But yet I would your father had been here. - The quality and hair of our attempt - Brooks no division. It will be thought - By some that know not why he is away, - That wisdom, loyalty, and mere dislike - Of our proceedings kept the Earl from hence. - And think how such an apprehension - May turn the tide of fearful faction - And breed a kind of question in our cause. - For well you know we of the off'ring side - Must keep aloof from strict arbitrement, - And stop all sight-holes, every loop from whence - The eye of reason may pry in upon us. - This absence of your father's draws a curtain - That shows the ignorant a kind of fear - Before not dreamt of. - Hot. You strain too far. - I rather of his absence make this use: - It lends a lustre and more great opinion, - A larger dare to our great enterprise, - Than if the Earl were here; for men must think, - If we, without his help, can make a head - To push against a kingdom, with his help - We shall o'erturn it topsy-turvy down. - Yet all goes well; yet all our joints are whole. - Doug. As heart can think. There is not such a word - Spoke of in Scotland as this term of fear. - - Enter Sir Richard Vernon. - - Hot. My cousin Vernon! welcome, by my soul. - Ver. Pray God my news be worth a welcome, lord. - The Earl of Westmoreland, seven thousand strong, - Is marching hitherwards; with him Prince John. - Hot. No harm. What more? - Ver. And further, I have learn'd - The King himself in person is set forth, - Or hitherwards intended speedily, - With strong and mighty preparation. - Hot. He shall be welcome too. Where is his son, - The nimble-footed madcap Prince of Wales, - And his comrades, that daff'd the world aside - And bid it pass? - Ver. All furnish'd, all in arms; - All plum'd like estridges that with the wind - Bated like eagles having lately bath'd; - Glittering in golden coats like images; - As full of spirit as the month of May - And gorgeous as the sun at midsummer; - Wanton as youthful goats, wild as young bulls. - I saw young Harry with his beaver on - His cushes on his thighs, gallantly arm'd, - Rise from the ground like feathered Mercury, - And vaulted with such ease into his seat - As if an angel dropp'd down from the clouds - To turn and wind a fiery Pegasus - And witch the world with noble horsemanship. - Hot. No more, no more! Worse than the sun in March, - This praise doth nourish agues. Let them come. - They come like sacrifices in their trim, - And to the fire-ey'd maid of smoky war - All hot and bleeding Will we offer them. - The mailed Mars Shall on his altar sit - Up to the ears in blood. I am on fire - To hear this rich reprisal is so nigh, - And yet not ours. Come, let me taste my horse, - Who is to bear me like a thunderbolt - Against the bosom of the Prince of Wales. - Harry to Harry shall, hot horse to horse, - Meet, and ne'er part till one drop down a corse. - that Glendower were come! - Ver. There is more news. - I learn'd in Worcester, as I rode along, - He cannot draw his power this fourteen days. - Doug. That's the worst tidings that I hear of yet. - Wor. Ay, by my faith, that bears a frosty sound. - Hot. What may the King's whole battle reach unto? - Ver. To thirty thousand. - Hot. Forty let it be. - My father and Glendower being both away, - The powers of us may serve so great a day. - Come, let us take a muster speedily. - Doomsday is near. Die all, die merrily. - Doug. Talk not of dying. I am out of fear - Of death or death's hand for this one half-year. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -A public road near Coventry. - -Enter Falstaff and Bardolph. - - Fal. Bardolph, get thee before to Coventry; fill me a bottle of - sack. Our soldiers shall march through. We'll to Sutton Co'fil' - to-night. - Bard. Will you give me money, Captain? - Fal. Lay out, lay out. - Bald. This bottle makes an angel. - Fal. An if it do, take it for thy labour; an if it make twenty, - take them all; I'll answer the coinage. Bid my lieutenant Peto - meet me at town's end. - Bard. I Will, Captain. Farewell. Exit. - Fal. If I be not ashamed of my soldiers, I am a sous'd gurnet. I - have misused the King's press damnably. I have got in exchange of - a hundred and fifty soldiers, three hundred and odd pounds. I - press me none but good householders, yeomen's sons; inquire me - out contracted bachelors, such as had been ask'd twice on the - banes- such a commodity of warm slaves as had as lieve hear the - devil as a drum; such as fear the report of a caliver worse than - a struck fowl or a hurt wild duck. I press'd me none but such - toasts-and-butter, with hearts in their bellies no bigger than - pins' heads, and they have bought out their services; and now my - whole charge consists of ancients, corporals, lieutenants, - gentlemen of companies- slaves as ragged as Lazarus in the - painted cloth, where the glutton's dogs licked his sores; and - such as indeed were never soldiers, but discarded unjust - serving-men, younger sons to Younger brothers, revolted tapsters, - and ostlers trade-fall'n; the cankers of a calm world and a long - peace; ten times more dishonourable ragged than an old fac'd - ancient; and such have I to fill up the rooms of them that have - bought out their services that you would think that I had a - hundred and fifty tattered Prodigals lately come from - swine-keeping, from eating draff and husks. A mad fellow met me - on the way, and told me I had unloaded all the gibbets and - press'd the dead bodies. No eye hath seen such scarecrows. I'll - not march through Coventry with them, that's flat. Nay, and the - villains march wide betwixt the legs, as if they had gyves on; - for indeed I had the most of them out of prison. There's but a - shirt and a half in all my company; and the half-shirt is two - napkins tack'd together and thrown over the shoulders like a - herald's coat without sleeves; and the shirt, to say the truth, - stol'n from my host at Saint Alban's, or the red-nose innkeeper - of Daventry. But that's all one; they'll find linen enough on - every hedge. - - Enter the Prince and the Lord of Westmoreland. - - Prince. How now, blown Jack? How now, quilt? - Fal. What, Hal? How now, mad wag? What a devil dost thou in - Warwickshire? My good Lord of Westmoreland, I cry you mercy. I - thought your honour had already been at Shrewsbury. - West. Faith, Sir John, 'tis more than time that I were there, and - you too; but my powers are there already. The King, I can tell - you, looks for us all. We must away all, to-night. - Fal. Tut, never fear me. I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream. - Prince. I think, to steal cream indeed, for thy theft hath already - made thee butter. But tell me, Jack, whose fellows are these that - come after? - Fal. Mine, Hal, mine. - Prince. I did never see such pitiful rascals. - Fal. Tut, tut! good enough to toss; food for powder, food for - powder. They'll fill a pit as well as better. Tush, man, mortal - men, mortal men. - West. Ay, but, Sir John, methinks they are exceeding poor and bare- - too beggarly. - Fal. Faith, for their poverty, I know, not where they had that; and - for their bareness, I am surd they never learn'd that of me. - Prince. No, I'll be sworn, unless you call three fingers on the - ribs bare. But, sirrah, make haste. Percy 's already in the - field. -Exit. - Fal. What, is the King encamp'd? - West. He is, Sir John. I fear we shall stay too long. - [Exit.] - Fal. Well, - To the latter end of a fray and the beginning of a feast - Fits a dull fighter and a keen guest. Exit. - - - - -Scene III. -The rebel camp near Shrewsbury. - -Enter Hotspur, Worcester, Douglas, Vernon. - - Hot. We'll fight with him to-night. - Wor. It may not be. - Doug. You give him then advantage. - Ver. Not a whit. - Hot. Why say you so? Looks he no for supply? - Ver. So do we. - Hot. His is certain, ours 's doubtful. - Wor. Good cousin, be advis'd; stir not to-night. - Ver. Do not, my lord. - Doug. You do not counsel well. - You speak it out of fear and cold heart. - Ver. Do me no slander, Douglas. By my life- - And I dare well maintain it with my life- - If well-respected honour bid me on - I hold as little counsel with weak fear - As you, my lord, or any Scot that this day lives. - Let it be seen to-morrow in the battle - Which of us fears. - Doug. Yea, or to-night. - Ver. Content. - Hot. To-night, say I. - Come, come, it may not be. I wonder much, - Being men of such great leading as you are, - That you foresee not what impediments - Drag back our expedition. Certain horse - Of my cousin Vernon's are not yet come up. - Your uncle Worcester's horse came but to-day; - And now their pride and mettle is asleep, - Their courage with hard labour tame and dull, - That not a horse is half the half of himself. - Hot. So are the horses of the enemy, - In general journey-bated and brought low. - The better part of ours are full of rest. - Wor. The number of the King exceedeth ours. - For God's sake, cousin, stay till all come in. - - The trumpet sounds a parley. - - Enter Sir Walter Blunt. - - Blunt. I come with gracious offers from the King, - If you vouchsafe me hearing and respect. - Hot. Welcome, Sir Walter Blunt, and would to God - You were of our determination! - Some of us love you well; and even those some - Envy your great deservings and good name, - Because you are not of our quality, - But stand against us like an enemy. - Blunt. And God defend but still I should stand so, - So long as out of limit and true rule - You stand against anointed majesty! - But to my charge. The King hath sent to know - The nature of your griefs; and whereupon - You conjure from the breast of civil peace - Such bold hostility, teaching his duteous land - Audacious cruelty. If that the King - Have any way your good deserts forgot, - Which he confesseth to be manifold, - He bids you name your griefs, and with all speed - You shall have your desires with interest, - And pardon absolute for yourself and these - Herein misled by your suggestion. - Hot. The King is kind; and well we know the King - Knows at what time to promise, when to pay. - My father and my uncle and myself - Did give him that same royalty he wears; - And when he was not six-and-twenty strong, - Sick in the world's regard, wretched and low, - A poor unminded outlaw sneaking home, - My father gave him welcome to the shore; - And when he heard him swear and vow to God - He came but to be Duke of Lancaster, - To sue his livery and beg his peace, - With tears of innocency and terms of zeal, - My father, in kind heart and pity mov'd, - Swore him assistance, and performed it too. - Now, when the lords and barons of the realm - Perceiv'd Northumberland did lean to him, - The more and less came in with cap and knee; - Met him on boroughs, cities, villages, - Attended him on bridges, stood in lanes, - Laid gifts before him, proffer'd him their oaths, - Give him their heirs as pages, followed him - Even at the heels in golden multitudes. - He presently, as greatness knows itself, - Steps me a little higher than his vow - Made to my father, while his blood was poor, - Upon the naked shore at Ravenspurgh; - And now, forsooth, takes on him to reform - Some certain edicts and some strait decrees - That lie too heavy on the commonwealth; - Cries out upon abuses, seems to weep - Over his country's wrongs; and by this face, - This seeming brow of justice, did he win - The hearts of all that he did angle for; - Proceeded further- cut me off the heads - Of all the favourites that the absent King - In deputation left behind him here - When he was personal in the Irish war. - But. Tut! I came not to hear this. - Hot. Then to the point. - In short time after lie depos'd the King; - Soon after that depriv'd him of his life; - And in the neck of that task'd the whole state; - To make that worse, suff'red his kinsman March - (Who is, if every owner were well placid, - Indeed his king) to be engag'd in Wales, - There without ransom to lie forfeited; - Disgrac'd me in my happy victories, - Sought to entrap me by intelligence; - Rated mine uncle from the Council board; - In rage dismiss'd my father from the court; - Broke an oath on oath, committed wrong on wrong; - And in conclusion drove us to seek out - This head of safety, and withal to pry - Into his title, the which we find - Too indirect for long continuance. - Blunt. Shall I return this answer to the King? - Hot. Not so, Sir Walter. We'll withdraw awhile. - Go to the King; and let there be impawn'd - Some surety for a safe return again, - And In the morning early shall mine uncle - Bring him our purposes; and so farewell. - Blunt. I would you would accept of grace and love. - Hot. And may be so we shall. - Blunt. Pray God you do. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene IV. -York. The Archbishop's Palace. - -Enter the Archbishop of York and Sir Michael. - - Arch. Hie, good Sir Michael; bear this sealed brief - With winged haste to the Lord Marshal; - This to my cousin Scroop; and all the rest - To whom they are directed. If you knew - How much they do import, you would make haste. - Sir M. My good lord, - I guess their tenour. - Arch. Like enough you do. - To-morrow, good Sir Michael, is a day - Wherein the fortune of ten thousand men - Must bide the touch; for, sir, at Shrewsbury, - As I am truly given to understand, - The King with mighty and quick-raised power - Meets with Lord Harry; and I fear, Sir Michael, - What with the sickness of Northumberland, - Whose power was in the first proportion, - And what with Owen Glendower's absence thence, - Who with them was a rated sinew too - And comes not in, overrul'd by prophecies- - I fear the power of Percy is too weak - To wage an instant trial with the King. - Sir M. Why, my good lord, you need not fear; - There is Douglas and Lord Mortimer. - Arch. No, Mortimer is not there. - Sir M. But there is Mordake, Vernon, Lord Harry Percy, - And there is my Lord of Worcester, and a head - Of gallant warriors, noble gentlemen. - Arch. And so there is; but yet the King hath drawn - The special head of all the land together- - The Prince of Wales, Lord John of Lancaster, - The noble Westmoreland and warlike Blunt, - And many moe corrivals and dear men - Of estimation and command in arms. - Sir M. Doubt not, my lord, they shall be well oppos'd. - Arch. I hope no less, yet needful 'tis to fear; - And, to prevent the worst, Sir Michael, speed. - For if Lord Percy thrive not, ere the King - Dismiss his power, he means to visit us, - For he hath heard of our confederacy, - And 'tis but wisdom to make strong against him. - Therefore make haste. I must go write again - To other friends; and so farewell, Sir Michael. - Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. Scene I. -The King's camp near Shrewsbury. - -Enter the King, Prince of Wales, Lord John of Lancaster, Sir Walter Blunt, -Falstaff. - - King. How bloodily the sun begins to peer - Above yon busky hill! The day looks pale - At his distemp'rature. - Prince. The southern wind - Doth play the trumpet to his purposes - And by his hollow whistling in the leaves - Foretells a tempest and a blust'ring day. - King. Theft with the losers let it sympathize, - For nothing can seem foul to those that win. - - The trumpet sounds. Enter Worcester [and Vernon]. - - How, now, my Lord of Worcester? 'Tis not well - That you and I should meet upon such terms - As now we meet. You have deceiv'd our trust - And made us doff our easy robes of peace - To crush our old limbs in ungentle steel. - This is not well, my lord; this is not well. - What say you to it? Will you again unknit - This churlish knot of all-abhorred war, - And move in that obedient orb again - Where you did give a fair and natural light, - And be no more an exhal'd meteor, - A prodigy of fear, and a portent - Of broached mischief to the unborn times? - Wor. Hear me, my liege. - For mine own part, I could be well content - To entertain the lag-end of my life - With quiet hours; for I do protest - I have not sought the day of this dislike. - King. You have not sought it! How comes it then, - Fal. Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it. - Prince. Peace, chewet, peace! - Wor. It pleas'd your Majesty to turn your looks - Of favour from myself and all our house; - And yet I must remember you, my lord, - We were the first and dearest of your friends. - For you my staff of office did I break - In Richard's time, and posted day and night - To meet you on the way and kiss your hand - When yet you were in place and in account - Nothing so strong and fortunate as I. - It was myself, my brother, and his son - That brought you home and boldly did outdare - The dangers of the time. You swore to us, - And you did swear that oath at Doncaster, - That you did nothing purpose 'gainst the state, - Nor claim no further than your new-fall'n right, - The seat of Gaunt, dukedom of Lancaster. - To this we swore our aid. But in short space - It it rain'd down fortune show'ring on your head, - And such a flood of greatness fell on you- - What with our help, what with the absent King, - What with the injuries of a wanton time, - The seeming sufferances that you had borne, - And the contrarious winds that held the King - So long in his unlucky Irish wars - That all in England did repute him dead- - And from this swarm of fair advantages - You took occasion to be quickly woo'd - To gripe the general sway into your hand; - Forgot your oath to us at Doncaster; - And, being fed by us, you us'd us so - As that ungentle gull, the cuckoo's bird, - Useth the sparrow- did oppress our nest; - Grew, by our feeding to so great a bulk - That even our love thirst not come near your sight - For fear of swallowing; but with nimble wing - We were enforc'd for safety sake to fly - Out of your sight and raise this present head; - Whereby we stand opposed by such means - As you yourself have forg'd against yourself - By unkind usage, dangerous countenance, - And violation of all faith and troth - Sworn to tis in your younger enterprise. - King. These things, indeed, you have articulate, - Proclaim'd at market crosses, read in churches, - To face the garment of rebellion - With some fine colour that may please the eye - Of fickle changelings and poor discontents, - Which gape and rub the elbow at the news - Of hurlyburly innovation. - And never yet did insurrection want - Such water colours to impaint his cause, - Nor moody beggars, starving for a time - Of pell-mell havoc and confusion. - Prince. In both our armies there is many a soul - Shall pay full dearly for this encounter, - If once they join in trial. Tell your nephew - The Prince of Wales doth join with all the world - In praise of Henry Percy. By my hopes, - This present enterprise set off his head, - I do not think a braver gentleman, - More active-valiant or more valiant-young, - More daring or more bold, is now alive - To grace this latter age with noble deeds. - For my part, I may speak it to my shame, - I have a truant been to chivalry; - And so I hear he doth account me too. - Yet this before my father's Majesty- - I am content that he shall take the odds - Of his great name and estimation, - And will to save the blood on either side, - Try fortune with him in a single fight. - King. And, Prince of Wales, so dare we venture thee, - Albeit considerations infinite - Do make against it. No, good Worcester, no! - We love our people well; even those we love - That are misled upon your cousin's part; - And, will they take the offer of our grace, - Both he, and they, and you, yea, every man - Shall be my friend again, and I'll be his. - So tell your cousin, and bring me word - What he will do. But if he will not yield, - Rebuke and dread correction wait on us, - And they shall do their office. So be gone. - We will not now be troubled with reply. - We offer fair; take it advisedly. - Exit Worcester [with Vernon] - Prince. It will not be accepted, on my life. - The Douglas and the Hotspur both together - Are confident against the world in arms. - King. Hence, therefore, every leader to his charge; - For, on their answer, will we set on them, - And God befriend us as our cause is just! - Exeunt. Manent Prince, Falstaff. - Fal. Hal, if thou see me down in the battle and bestride me, so! - 'Tis a point of friendship. - Prince. Nothing but a Colossus can do thee that friendship. - Say thy prayers, and farewell. - Fal. I would 'twere bedtime, Hal, and all well. - Prince. Why, thou owest God a death. -Exit. - Fal. 'Tis not due yet. I would be loath to pay him before his day. - What need I be so forward with him that calls not on me? Well, - 'tis no matter; honour pricks me on. Yea, but how if honour prick - me off when I come on? How then? Can honor set to a leg? No. Or - an arm? No. Or take away the grief of a wound? No. Honour hath no - skill in surgery then? No. What is honour? A word. What is that - word honour? Air. A trim reckoning! Who hath it? He that died a - Wednesday. Doth he feel it? No. Doth be bear it? No. 'Tis - insensible then? Yea, to the dead. But will it not live with the - living? No. Why? Detraction will not suffer it. Therefore I'll - none of it. Honour is a mere scutcheon- and so ends my catechism. -Exit. - - - - -Scene II. -The rebel camp. - -Enter Worcester and Sir Richard Vernon. - - Wor. O no, my nephew must not know, Sir Richard, - The liberal and kind offer of the King. - Ver. 'Twere best he did. - Wor. Then are we all undone. - It is not possible, it cannot be - The King should keep his word in loving us. - He will suspect us still and find a time - To punish this offence in other faults. - Suspicion all our lives shall be stuck full of eyes; - For treason is but trusted like the fox - Who, ne'er so tame, so cherish'd and lock'd up, - Will have a wild trick of his ancestors. - Look how we can, or sad or merrily, - Interpretation will misquote our looks, - And we shall feed like oxen at a stall, - The better cherish'd, still the nearer death. - My nephew's trespass may be well forgot; - It hath the excuse of youth and heat of blood, - And an adopted name of privilege- - A hare-brained Hotspur govern'd by a spleen. - All his offences live upon my head - And on his father's. We did train him on; - And, his corruption being taken from us, - We, as the spring of all, shall pay for all. - Therefore, good cousin, let not Harry know, - In any case, the offer of the King. - - Enter Hotspur [and Douglas]. - - Ver. Deliver what you will, I'll say 'tis so. - Here comes your cousin. - Hot. My uncle is return'd. - Deliver up my Lord of Westmoreland. - Uncle, what news? - Wor. The King will bid you battle presently. - Doug. Defy him by the Lord Of Westmoreland. - Hot. Lord Douglas, go you and tell him so. - Doug. Marry, and shall, and very willingly. -Exit. - Wor. There is no seeming mercy in the King. - Hot. Did you beg any, God forbid! - Wor. I told him gently of our grievances, - Of his oath-breaking; which he mended thus, - By now forswearing that he is forsworn. - He calls us rebels, traitors, aid will scourge - With haughty arms this hateful name in us. - - Enter Douglas. - - Doug. Arm, gentlemen! to arms! for I have thrown - A brave defiance in King Henry's teeth, - And Westmoreland, that was engag'd, did bear it; - Which cannot choose but bring him quickly on. - Wor. The Prince of Wales stepp'd forth before the King - And, nephew, challeng'd you to single fight. - Hot. O, would the quarrel lay upon our heads, - And that no man might draw short breath to-day - But I and Harry Monmouth! Tell me, tell me, - How show'd his tasking? Seem'd it in contempt? - No, by my soul. I never in my life - Did hear a challenge urg'd more modestly, - Unless a brother should a brother dare - To gentle exercise and proof of arms. - He gave you all the duties of a man; - Trimm'd up your praises with a princely tongue; - Spoke your deservings like a chronicle; - Making you ever better than his praise - By still dispraising praise valued with you; - And, which became him like a prince indeed, - He made a blushing cital of himself, - And chid his truant youth with such a grace - As if lie mast'red there a double spirit - Of teaching and of learning instantly. - There did he pause; but let me tell the world, - If he outlive the envy of this day, - England did never owe so sweet a hope, - So much misconstrued in his wantonness. - Hot. Cousin, I think thou art enamoured - Upon his follies. Never did I hear - Of any prince so wild a libertine. - But be he as he will, yet once ere night - I will embrace him with a soldier's arm, - That he shall shrink under my courtesy. - Arm, arm with speed! and, fellows, soldiers, friends, - Better consider what you have to do - Than I, that have not well the gift of tongue, - Can lift your blood up with persuasion. - - Enter a Messenger. - - Mess. My lord, here are letters for you. - Hot. I cannot read them now.- - O gentlemen, the time of life is short! - To spend that shortness basely were too long - If life did ride upon a dial's point, - Still ending at the arrival of an hour. - An if we live, we live to tread on kings; - If die, brave death, when princes die with us! - Now for our consciences, the arms are fair, - When the intent of bearing them is just. - - Enter another Messenger. - - Mess. My lord, prepare. The King comes on apace. - Hot. I thank him that he cuts me from my tale, - For I profess not talking. Only this- - Let each man do his best; and here draw I - A sword whose temper I intend to stain - With the best blood that I can meet withal - In the adventure of this perilous day. - Now, Esperance! Percy! and set on. - Sound all the lofty instruments of war, - And by that music let us all embrace; - For, heaven to earth, some of us never shall - A second time do such a courtesy. - Here they embrace. The trumpets sound. - [Exeunt.] - - - - -Scene III. -Plain between the camps. - -The King enters with his Power. Alarum to the battle. Then enter Douglas -and Sir Walter Blunt. - - Blunt. What is thy name, that in the battle thus - Thou crossest me? What honour dost thou seek - Upon my head? - Doug. Know then my name is Douglas, - And I do haunt thee in the battle thus - Because some tell me that thou art a king. - Blunt. They tell thee true. - Doug. The Lord of Stafford dear to-day hath bought - Thy likeness; for instead of thee, King Harry, - This sword hath ended him. So shall it thee, - Unless thou yield thee as my prisoner. - Blunt. I was not born a yielder, thou proud Scot; - And thou shalt find a king that will revenge - Lord Stafford's death. - - They fight. Douglas kills Blunt. Then enter Hotspur. - - Hot. O Douglas, hadst thou fought at Holmedon thus, - I never had triumph'd upon a Scot. - Doug. All's done, all's won. Here breathless lies the King. - Hot. Where? - Doug. Here. - Hot. This, Douglas? No. I know this face full well. - A gallant knight he was, his name was Blunt; - Semblably furnish'd like the King himself. - Doug. A fool go with thy soul, whither it goes! - A borrowed title hast thou bought too dear: - Why didst thou tell me that thou wert a king? - Hot. The King hath many marching in his coats. - Doug. Now, by my sword, I will kill all his coats; - I'll murder all his wardrop, piece by piece, - Until I meet the King. - Hot. Up and away! - Our soldiers stand full fairly for the day. - Exeunt. - - Alarum. Enter Falstaff solus. - - Fal. Though I could scape shot-free at London, I fear the shot - here. Here's no scoring but upon the pate. Soft! who are you? - Sir Walter Blunt. There's honour for you! Here's no vanity! I am - as hot as molten lead, and as heavy too. God keep lead out of me! - I need no more weight than mine own bowels. I have led my - rag-of-muffins where they are pepper'd. There's not three of my - hundred and fifty left alive; and they are for the town's end, to - beg during life. But who comes here? - - Enter the Prince. - - Prince. What, stand'st thou idle here? Lend me thy sword. - Many a nobleman lies stark and stiff - Under the hoofs of vaunting enemies, - Whose deaths are yet unreveng'd. I prithee - Rend me thy sword. - Fal. O Hal, I prithee give me leave to breathe awhile. Turk Gregory - never did such deeds in arms as I have done this day. I have paid - Percy; I have made him sure. - Prince. He is indeed, and living to kill thee. - I prithee lend me thy sword. - Fal. Nay, before God, Hal, if Percy be alive, thou get'st not my - sword; but take my pistol, if thou wilt. - Prince. Give it me. What, is it in the case? - Fal. Ay, Hal. 'Tis hot, 'tis hot. There's that will sack a city. - - The Prince draws it out and finds it to he a bottle of sack. - - What, is it a time to jest and dally now? - He throws the bottle at him. Exit. - Fal. Well, if Percy be alive, I'll pierce him. If he do come in my - way, so; if he do not, if I come in his willingly, let him make a - carbonado of me. I like not such grinning honour as Sir Walter - hath. Give me life; which if I can save, so; if not, honour comes - unlook'd for, and there's an end. Exit. - - - - -Scene IV. -Another part of the field. - -Alarum. Excursions. Enter the King, the Prince, Lord John of Lancaster, -Earl of Westmoreland - - King. I prithee, - Harry, withdraw thyself; thou bleedest too much. - Lord John of Lancaster, go you unto him. - John. Not I, my lord, unless I did bleed too. - Prince. I do beseech your Majesty make up, - Lest Your retirement do amaze your friends. - King. I will do so. - My Lord of Westmoreland, lead him to his tent. - West. Come, my lord, I'll lead you to your tent. - Prince. Lead me, my lord, I do not need your help; - And God forbid a shallow scratch should drive - The Prince of Wales from such a field as this, - Where stain'd nobility lies trodden on, - And rebels' arms triumph in massacres! - John. We breathe too long. Come, cousin Westmoreland, - Our duty this way lies. For God's sake, come. - [Exeunt Prince John and Westmoreland.] - Prince. By God, thou hast deceiv'd me, Lancaster! - I did not think thee lord of such a spirit. - Before, I lov'd thee as a brother, John; - But now, I do respect thee as my soul. - King. I saw him hold Lord Percy at the point - With lustier maintenance than I did look for - Of such an ungrown warrior. - Prince. O, this boy - Lends mettle to us all! Exit. - - Enter Douglas. - - Doug. Another king? They grow like Hydra's heads. - I am the Douglas, fatal to all those - That wear those colours on them. What art thou - That counterfeit'st the person of a king? - King. The King himself, who, Douglas, grieves at heart - So many of his shadows thou hast met, - And not the very King. I have two boys - Seek Percy and thyself about the field; - But, seeing thou fall'st on me so luckily, - I will assay thee. So defend thyself. - Doug. I fear thou art another counterfeit; - And yet, in faith, thou bearest thee like a king. - But mine I am sure thou art, whoe'er thou be, - And thus I win thee. - - They fight. The King being in danger, enter Prince of Wales. - - Prince. Hold up thy head, vile Scot, or thou art like - Never to hold it up again! The spirits - Of valiant Shirley, Stafford, Blunt are in my arms. - It is the Prince of Wales that threatens thee, - Who never promiseth but he means to pay. - They fight. Douglas flieth. - Cheerly, my lord. How fares your Grace? - Sir Nicholas Gawsey hath for succour sent, - And so hath Clifton. I'll to Clifton straight. - King. Stay and breathe awhile. - Thou hast redeem'd thy lost opinion, - And show'd thou mak'st some tender of my life, - In this fair rescue thou hast brought to me. - Prince. O God! they did me too much injury - That ever said I heark'ned for your death. - If it were so, I might have let alone - The insulting hand of Douglas over you, - Which would have been as speedy in your end - As all the poisonous potions in the world, - And sav'd the treacherous labour of your son. - King. Make up to Clifton; I'll to Sir Nicholas Gawsey. -Exit. - - Enter Hotspur. - - Hot. If I mistake not, thou art Harry Monmouth. - Prince. Thou speak'st as if I would deny my name. - Hot. My name is Harry Percy. - Prince. Why, then I see - A very valiant rebel of the name. - I am the Prince of Wales; and think not, Percy, - To share with me in glory any more. - Two stars keep not their motion in one sphere, - Nor can one England brook a double reign - Of Harry Percy and the Prince of Wales. - Hot. Nor shall it, Harry; for the hour is come - To end the one of us and would to God - Thy name in arms were now as great as mine! - Prince. I'll make it greater ere I part from thee, - And all the budding honours on thy crest - I'll crop to make a garland for my head. - Hot. I can no longer brook thy vanities. - They fight. - - Enter Falstaff. - - Fal. Well said, Hal! to it, Hal! Nay, you shall find no boy's play - here, I can tell you. - - Enter Douglas. He fighteth with Falstaff, who falls down as if - he were dead. [Exit Douglas.] The Prince killeth Percy. - - Hot. O Harry, thou hast robb'd me of my youth! - I better brook the loss of brittle life - Than those proud titles thou hast won of me. - They wound my thoughts worse than thy sword my flesh. - But thoughts the slave, of life, and life time's fool, - And time, that takes survey of all the world, - Must have a stop. O, I could prophesy, - But that the earthy and cold hand of death - Lies on my tongue. No, Percy, thou art dust, - And food for- [Dies.] - Prince. For worms, brave Percy. Fare thee well, great heart! - Ill-weav'd ambition, how much art thou shrunk! - When that this body did contain a spirit, - A kingdom for it was too small a bound; - But now two paces of the vilest earth - Is room enough. This earth that bears thee dead - Bears not alive so stout a gentleman. - If thou wert sensible of courtesy, - I should not make so dear a show of zeal. - But let my favours hide thy mangled face; - And, even in thy behalf, I'll thank myself - For doing these fair rites of tenderness. - Adieu, and take thy praise with thee to heaven! - Thy ignominy sleep with thee in the grave, - But not rememb'red in thy epitaph! - He spieth Falstaff on the ground. - What, old acquaintance? Could not all this flesh - Keep in a little life? Poor Jack, farewell! - I could have better spar'd a better man. - O, I should have a heavy miss of thee - If I were much in love with vanity! - Death hath not struck so fat a deer to-day, - Though many dearer, in this bloody fray. - Embowell'd will I see thee by-and-by; - Till then in blood by noble Percy lie. Exit. - - Falstaff riseth up. - - Fal. Embowell'd? If thou embowel me to-day, I'll give you leave to - powder me and eat me too to-morrow. 'Sblood, 'twas time to - counterfeit, or that hot termagant Scot had paid me scot and lot - too. Counterfeit? I lie; I am no counterfeit. To die is to be a - counterfeit; for he is but the counterfeit of a man who hath not - the life of a man; but to counterfeit dying when a man thereby - liveth, is to be no counterfeit, but the true and perfect image - of life indeed. The better part of valour is discretion; in the - which better part I have saved my life. Zounds, I am afraid of - this gunpowder Percy, though he be dead. How if he should - counterfeit too, and rise? By my faith, I am afraid he would - prove the better counterfeit. Therefore I'll make him sure; yea, - and I'll swear I kill'd him. Why may not he rise as well as I? - Nothing confutes me but eyes, and nobody sees me. Therefore, - sirrah [stabs him], with a new wound in your thigh, come you - along with me. - - He takes up Hotspur on his hack. [Enter Prince, and John of - Lancaster. - - Prince. Come, brother John; full bravely hast thou flesh'd - Thy maiden sword. - John. But, soft! whom have we here? - Did you not tell me this fat man was dead? - Prince. I did; I saw him dead, - Breathless and bleeding on the ground. Art thou alive, - Or is it fantasy that plays upon our eyesight? - I prithee speak. We will not trust our eyes - Without our ears. Thou art not what thou seem'st. - Fal. No, that's certain! I am not a double man; but if I be not - Jack Falstaff, then am I a Jack. There 's Percy. If your father - will do me any honour, so; if not, let him kill the next Percy - himself. I look to be either earl or duke, I can assure you. - Prince. Why, Percy I kill'd myself, and saw thee dead! - Fal. Didst thou? Lord, Lord, how this world is given to lying! I - grant you I was down, and out of breath, and so was he; but we - rose both at an instant and fought a long hour by Shrewsbury - clock. If I may be believ'd, so; if not, let them that should - reward valour bear the sin upon their own heads. I'll take it - upon my death, I gave him this wound in the thigh. If the man - were alive and would deny it, zounds! I would make him eat a - piece of my sword. - John. This is the strangest tale that ever I beard. - Prince. This is the strangest fellow, brother John. - Come, bring your luggage nobly on your back. - For my part, if a lie may do thee grace, - I'll gild it with the happiest terms I have. - A retreat is sounded. - The trumpet sounds retreat; the day is ours. - Come, brother, let's to the highest of the field, - To see what friends are living, who are dead. - Exeunt [Prince Henry and Prince John]. - Fal. I'll follow, as they say, for reward. He that rewards me, God - reward him! If I do grow great, I'll grow less; for I'll purge, - and leave sack, and live cleanly, as a nobleman should do. - Exit [bearing off the body]. - - - - -Scene V. -Another part of the field. - -The trumpets sound. [Enter the King, Prince of Wales, Lord John of Lancaster, -Earl of Westmoreland, with Worcester and Vernon prisoners. - - King. Thus ever did rebellion find rebuke. - Ill-spirited Worcester! did not we send grace, - Pardon, and terms of love to all of you? - And wouldst thou turn our offers contrary? - Misuse the tenour of thy kinsman's trust? - Three knights upon our party slain to-day, - A noble earl, and many a creature else - Had been alive this hour, - If like a Christian thou hadst truly borne - Betwixt our armies true intelligence. - Wor. What I have done my safety urg'd me to; - And I embrace this fortune patiently, - Since not to be avoided it fails on me. - King. Bear Worcester to the death, and Vernon too; - Other offenders we will pause upon. - Exeunt Worcester and Vernon, [guarded]. - How goes the field? - Prince. The noble Scot, Lord Douglas, when he saw - The fortune of the day quite turn'd from him, - The Noble Percy slain and all his men - Upon the foot of fear, fled with the rest; - And falling from a hill,he was so bruis'd - That the pursuers took him. At my tent - The Douglas is, and I beseech Your Grace - I may dispose of him. - King. With all my heart. - Prince. Then brother John of Lancaster, to you - This honourable bounty shall belong. - Go to the Douglas and deliver him - Up to his pleasure, ransomless and free. - His valour shown upon our crests today - Hath taught us how to cherish such high deeds, - Even in the bosom of our adversaries. - John. I thank your Grace for this high courtesy, - Which I shall give away immediately. - King. Then this remains, that we divide our power. - You, son John, and my cousin Westmoreland, - Towards York shall bend you with your dearest speed - To meet Northumberland and the prelate Scroop, - Who, as we hear, are busily in arms. - Myself and you, son Harry, will towards Wales - To fight with Glendower and the Earl of March. - Rebellion in this laud shall lose his sway, - Meeting the check of such another day; - And since this business so fair is done, - Let us not leave till all our own be won. - Exeunt. - - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1598 - - -SECOND PART OF KING HENRY IV - -by William Shakespeare - - - -Dramatis Personae - - RUMOUR, the Presenter - KING HENRY THE FOURTH - - HENRY, PRINCE OF WALES, afterwards HENRY - PRINCE JOHN OF LANCASTER - PRINCE HUMPHREY OF GLOUCESTER - THOMAS, DUKE OF CLARENCE - Sons of Henry IV - - EARL OF NORTHUMBERLAND - SCROOP, ARCHBISHOP OF YORK - LORD MOWBRAY - LORD HASTINGS - LORD BARDOLPH - SIR JOHN COLVILLE - TRAVERS and MORTON, retainers of Northumberland - Opposites against King Henry IV - - EARL OF WARWICK - EARL OF WESTMORELAND - EARL OF SURREY - EARL OF KENT - GOWER - HARCOURT - BLUNT - Of the King's party - - LORD CHIEF JUSTICE - SERVANT, to Lord Chief Justice - - SIR JOHN FALSTAFF - EDWARD POINS - BARDOLPH - PISTOL - PETO - Irregular humourists - - PAGE, to Falstaff - - ROBERT SHALLOW and SILENCE, country Justices - DAVY, servant to Shallow - - FANG and SNARE, Sheriff's officers - - RALPH MOULDY - SIMON SHADOW - THOMAS WART - FRANCIS FEEBLE - PETER BULLCALF - Country soldiers - - FRANCIS, a drawer - - LADY NORTHUMBERLAND - LADY PERCY, Percy's widow - HOSTESS QUICKLY, of the Boar's Head, Eastcheap - DOLL TEARSHEET - - LORDS, Attendants, Porter, Drawers, Beadles, Grooms, Servants, - Speaker of the Epilogue - - SCENE: England - -INDUCTION - INDUCTION. - Warkworth. Before NORTHUMBERLAND'S Castle - - Enter RUMOUR, painted full of tongues - - RUMOUR. Open your ears; for which of you will stop - The vent of hearing when loud Rumour speaks? - I, from the orient to the drooping west, - Making the wind my post-horse, still unfold - The acts commenced on this ball of earth. - Upon my tongues continual slanders ride, - The which in every language I pronounce, - Stuffing the ears of men with false reports. - I speak of peace while covert emnity, - Under the smile of safety, wounds the world; - And who but Rumour, who but only I, - Make fearful musters and prepar'd defence, - Whiles the big year, swoln with some other grief, - Is thought with child by the stern tyrant war, - And no such matter? Rumour is a pipe - Blown by surmises, jealousies, conjectures, - And of so easy and so plain a stop - That the blunt monster with uncounted heads, - The still-discordant wav'ring multitude, - Can play upon it. But what need I thus - My well-known body to anatomize - Among my household? Why is Rumour here? - I run before King Harry's victory, - Who, in a bloody field by Shrewsbury, - Hath beaten down young Hotspur and his troops, - Quenching the flame of bold rebellion - Even with the rebels' blood. But what mean I - To speak so true at first? My office is - To noise abroad that Harry Monmouth fell - Under the wrath of noble Hotspur's sword, - And that the King before the Douglas' rage - Stoop'd his anointed head as low as death. - This have I rumour'd through the peasant towns - Between that royal field of Shrewsbury - And this worm-eaten hold of ragged stone, - Where Hotspur's father, old Northumberland, - Lies crafty-sick. The posts come tiring on, - And not a man of them brings other news - Than they have learnt of me. From Rumour's tongues - They bring smooth comforts false, worse than true wrongs. - Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -Warkworth. Before NORTHUMBERLAND'S Castle - -Enter LORD BARDOLPH - - LORD BARDOLPH. Who keeps the gate here, ho? - - The PORTER opens the gate - - Where is the Earl? - PORTER. What shall I say you are? - LORD BARDOLPH. Tell thou the Earl - That the Lord Bardolph doth attend him here. - PORTER. His lordship is walk'd forth into the orchard. - Please it your honour knock but at the gate, - And he himself will answer. - - Enter NORTHUMBERLAND - - LORD BARDOLPH. Here comes the Earl. Exit PORTER - NORTHUMBERLAND. What news, Lord Bardolph? Every minute now - Should be the father of some stratagem. - The times are wild; contention, like a horse - Full of high feeding, madly hath broke loose - And bears down all before him. - LORD BARDOLPH. Noble Earl, - I bring you certain news from Shrewsbury. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Good, an God will! - LORD BARDOLPH. As good as heart can wish. - The King is almost wounded to the death; - And, in the fortune of my lord your son, - Prince Harry slain outright; and both the Blunts - Kill'd by the hand of Douglas; young Prince John, - And Westmoreland, and Stafford, fled the field; - And Harry Monmouth's brawn, the hulk Sir John, - Is prisoner to your son. O, such a day, - So fought, so followed, and so fairly won, - Came not till now to dignify the times, - Since Cxsar's fortunes! - NORTHUMBERLAND. How is this deriv'd? - Saw you the field? Came you from Shrewsbury? - LORD BARDOLPH. I spake with one, my lord, that came from thence; - A gentleman well bred and of good name, - That freely rend'red me these news for true. - - Enter TRAVERS - - NORTHUMBERLAND. Here comes my servant Travers, whom I sent - On Tuesday last to listen after news. - LORD BARDOLPH. My lord, I over-rode him on the way; - And he is furnish'd with no certainties - More than he haply may retail from me. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Now, Travers, what good tidings comes with you? - TRAVERS. My lord, Sir John Umfrevile turn'd me back - With joyful tidings; and, being better hors'd, - Out-rode me. After him came spurring hard - A gentleman, almost forspent with speed, - That stopp'd by me to breathe his bloodied horse. - He ask'd the way to Chester; and of him - I did demand what news from Shrewsbury. - He told me that rebellion had bad luck, - And that young Harry Percy's spur was cold. - With that he gave his able horse the head - And, bending forward, struck his armed heels - Against the panting sides of his poor jade - Up to the rowel-head; and starting so, - He seem'd in running to devour the way, - Staying no longer question. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Ha! Again: - Said he young Harry Percy's spur was cold? - Of Hotspur, Coldspur? that rebellion - Had met ill luck? - LORD BARDOLPH. My lord, I'll tell you what: - If my young lord your son have not the day, - Upon mine honour, for a silken point - I'll give my barony. Never talk of it. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Why should that gentleman that rode by Travers - Give then such instances of loss? - LORD BARDOLPH. Who- he? - He was some hilding fellow that had stol'n - The horse he rode on and, upon my life, - Spoke at a venture. Look, here comes more news. - - Enter Morton - - NORTHUMBERLAND. Yea, this man's brow, like to a title-leaf, - Foretells the nature of a tragic volume. - So looks the strand whereon the imperious flood - Hath left a witness'd usurpation. - Say, Morton, didst thou come from Shrewsbury? - MORTON. I ran from Shrewsbury, my noble lord; - Where hateful death put on his ugliest mask - To fright our party. - NORTHUMBERLAND. How doth my son and brother? - Thou tremblest; and the whiteness in thy cheek - Is apter than thy tongue to tell thy errand. - Even such a man, so faint, so spiritless, - So dull, so dread in look, so woe-begone, - Drew Priam's curtain in the dead of night - And would have told him half his Troy was burnt; - But Priam found the fire ere he his tongue, - And I my Percy's death ere thou report'st it. - This thou wouldst say: 'Your son did thus and thus; - Your brother thus; so fought the noble Douglas'- - Stopping my greedy ear with their bold deeds; - But in the end, to stop my ear indeed, - Thou hast a sigh to blow away this praise, - Ending with 'Brother, son, and all, are dead.' - MORTON. Douglas is living, and your brother, yet; - But for my lord your son- - NORTHUMBERLAND. Why, he is dead. - See what a ready tongue suspicion hath! - He that but fears the thing he would not know - Hath by instinct knowledge from others' eyes - That what he fear'd is chanced. Yet speak, Morton; - Tell thou an earl his divination lies, - And I will take it as a sweet disgrace - And make thee rich for doing me such wrong. - MORTON. You are too great to be by me gainsaid; - Your spirit is too true, your fears too certain. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Yet, for all this, say not that Percy's dead. - I see a strange confession in thine eye; - Thou shak'st thy head, and hold'st it fear or sin - To speak a truth. If he be slain, say so: - The tongue offends not that reports his death; - And he doth sin that doth belie the dead, - Not he which says the dead is not alive. - Yet the first bringer of unwelcome news - Hath but a losing office, and his tongue - Sounds ever after as a sullen bell, - Rememb'red tolling a departing friend. - LORD BARDOLPH. I cannot think, my lord, your son is dead. - MORTON. I am sorry I should force you to believe - That which I would to God I had not seen; - But these mine eyes saw him in bloody state, - Rend'ring faint quittance, wearied and out-breath'd, - To Harry Monmouth, whose swift wrath beat down - The never-daunted Percy to the earth, - From whence with life he never more sprung up. - In few, his death- whose spirit lent a fire - Even to the dullest peasant in his camp- - Being bruited once, took fire and heat away - From the best-temper'd courage in his troops; - For from his metal was his party steeled; - Which once in him abated, an the rest - Turn'd on themselves, like dull and heavy lead. - And as the thing that's heavy in itself - Upon enforcement flies with greatest speed, - So did our men, heavy in Hotspur's loss, - Lend to this weight such lightness with their fear - That arrows fled not swifter toward their aim - Than did our soldiers, aiming at their safety, - Fly from the field. Then was that noble Worcester - Too soon ta'en prisoner; and that furious Scot, - The bloody Douglas, whose well-labouring sword - Had three times slain th' appearance of the King, - Gan vail his stomach and did grace the shame - Of those that turn'd their backs, and in his flight, - Stumbling in fear, was took. The sum of all - Is that the King hath won, and hath sent out - A speedy power to encounter you, my lord, - Under the conduct of young Lancaster - And Westmoreland. This is the news at full. - NORTHUMBERLAND. For this I shall have time enough to mourn. - In poison there is physic; and these news, - Having been well, that would have made me sick, - Being sick, have in some measure made me well; - And as the wretch whose fever-weak'ned joints, - Like strengthless hinges, buckle under life, - Impatient of his fit, breaks like a fire - Out of his keeper's arms, even so my limbs, - Weak'ned with grief, being now enrag'd with grief, - Are thrice themselves. Hence, therefore, thou nice crutch! - A scaly gauntlet now with joints of steel - Must glove this hand; and hence, thou sickly coif! - Thou art a guard too wanton for the head - Which princes, flesh'd with conquest, aim to hit. - Now bind my brows with iron; and approach - The ragged'st hour that time and spite dare bring - To frown upon th' enrag'd Northumberland! - Let heaven kiss earth! Now let not Nature's hand - Keep the wild flood confin'd! Let order die! - And let this world no longer be a stage - To feed contention in a ling'ring act; - But let one spirit of the first-born Cain - Reign in all bosoms, that, each heart being set - On bloody courses, the rude scene may end - And darkness be the burier of the dead! - LORD BARDOLPH. This strained passion doth you wrong, my lord. - MORTON. Sweet Earl, divorce not wisdom from your honour. - The lives of all your loving complices - Lean on your health; the which, if you give o'er - To stormy passion, must perforce decay. - You cast th' event of war, my noble lord, - And summ'd the account of chance before you said - 'Let us make head.' It was your pre-surmise - That in the dole of blows your son might drop. - You knew he walk'd o'er perils on an edge, - More likely to fall in than to get o'er; - You were advis'd his flesh was capable - Of wounds and scars, and that his forward spirit - Would lift him where most trade of danger rang'd; - Yet did you say 'Go forth'; and none of this, - Though strongly apprehended, could restrain - The stiff-borne action. What hath then befall'n, - Or what hath this bold enterprise brought forth - More than that being which was like to be? - LORD BARDOLPH. We all that are engaged to this loss - Knew that we ventured on such dangerous seas - That if we wrought out life 'twas ten to one; - And yet we ventur'd, for the gain propos'd - Chok'd the respect of likely peril fear'd; - And since we are o'erset, venture again. - Come, we will put forth, body and goods. - MORTON. 'Tis more than time. And, my most noble lord, - I hear for certain, and dare speak the truth: - The gentle Archbishop of York is up - With well-appointed pow'rs. He is a man - Who with a double surety binds his followers. - My lord your son had only but the corpse, - But shadows and the shows of men, to fight; - For that same word 'rebellion' did divide - The action of their bodies from their souls; - And they did fight with queasiness, constrain'd, - As men drink potions; that their weapons only - Seem'd on our side, but for their spirits and souls - This word 'rebellion'- it had froze them up, - As fish are in a pond. But now the Bishop - Turns insurrection to religion. - Suppos'd sincere and holy in his thoughts, - He's follow'd both with body and with mind; - And doth enlarge his rising with the blood - Of fair King Richard, scrap'd from Pomfret stones; - Derives from heaven his quarrel and his cause; - Tells them he doth bestride a bleeding land, - Gasping for life under great Bolingbroke; - And more and less do flock to follow him. - NORTHUMBERLAND. I knew of this before; but, to speak truth, - This present grief had wip'd it from my mind. - Go in with me; and counsel every man - The aptest way for safety and revenge. - Get posts and letters, and make friends with speed- - Never so few, and never yet more need. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -London. A street - -Enter SIR JOHN FALSTAFF, with his PAGE bearing his sword and buckler - - FALSTAFF. Sirrah, you giant, what says the doctor to my water? - PAGE. He said, sir, the water itself was a good healthy water; but - for the party that owed it, he might have moe diseases than he - knew for. - FALSTAFF. Men of all sorts take a pride to gird at me. The brain of - this foolish-compounded clay, man, is not able to invent anything - that intends to laughter, more than I invent or is invented on - me. I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in - other men. I do here walk before thee like a sow that hath - overwhelm'd all her litter but one. If the Prince put thee into - my service for any other reason than to set me off, why then I - have no judgment. Thou whoreson mandrake, thou art fitter to be - worn in my cap than to wait at my heels. I was never mann'd with - an agate till now; but I will inset you neither in gold nor - silver, but in vile apparel, and send you back again to your - master, for a jewel- the juvenal, the Prince your master, whose - chin is not yet fledge. I will sooner have a beard grow in the - palm of my hand than he shall get one off his cheek; and yet he - will not stick to say his face is a face-royal. God may finish it - when he will, 'tis not a hair amiss yet. He may keep it still at - a face-royal, for a barber shall never earn sixpence out of it; - and yet he'll be crowing as if he had writ man ever since his - father was a bachelor. He may keep his own grace, but he's almost - out of mine, I can assure him. What said Master Dommelton about - the satin for my short cloak and my slops? - PAGE. He said, sir, you should procure him better assurance than - Bardolph. He would not take his band and yours; he liked not the - security. - FALSTAFF. Let him be damn'd, like the Glutton; pray God his tongue - be hotter! A whoreson Achitophel! A rascal-yea-forsooth knave, to - bear a gentleman in hand, and then stand upon security! The - whoreson smooth-pates do now wear nothing but high shoes, and - bunches of keys at their girdles; and if a man is through with - them in honest taking-up, then they must stand upon security. I - had as lief they would put ratsbane in my mouth as offer to stop - it with security. I look'd 'a should have sent me two and twenty - yards of satin, as I am a true knight, and he sends me security. - Well, he may sleep in security; for he hath the horn of - abundance, and the lightness of his wife shines through it; and - yet cannot he see, though he have his own lanthorn to light him. - Where's Bardolph? - PAGE. He's gone into Smithfield to buy your worship horse. - FALSTAFF. I bought him in Paul's, and he'll buy me a horse in - Smithfield. An I could get me but a wife in the stews, I were - mann'd, hors'd, and wiv'd. - - Enter the LORD CHIEF JUSTICE and SERVANT - - PAGE. Sir, here comes the nobleman that committed the - Prince for striking him about Bardolph. - FALSTAFF. Wait close; I will not see him. - CHIEF JUSTICE. What's he that goes there? - SERVANT. Falstaff, an't please your lordship. - CHIEF JUSTICE. He that was in question for the robb'ry? - SERVANT. He, my lord; but he hath since done good service at - Shrewsbury, and, as I hear, is now going with some charge to the - Lord John of Lancaster. - CHIEF JUSTICE. What, to York? Call him back again. - SERVANT. Sir John Falstaff! - FALSTAFF. Boy, tell him I am deaf. - PAGE. You must speak louder; my master is deaf. - CHIEF JUSTICE. I am sure he is, to the hearing of anything good. - Go, pluck him by the elbow; I must speak with him. - SERVANT. Sir John! - FALSTAFF. What! a young knave, and begging! Is there not wars? Is - there not employment? Doth not the King lack subjects? Do not the - rebels need soldiers? Though it be a shame to be on any side but - one, it is worse shame to beg than to be on the worst side, were - it worse than the name of rebellion can tell how to make it. - SERVANT. You mistake me, sir. - FALSTAFF. Why, sir, did I say you were an honest man? Setting my - knighthood and my soldiership aside, I had lied in my throat if I - had said so. - SERVANT. I pray you, sir, then set your knighthood and your - soldiership aside; and give me leave to tell you you in your - throat, if you say I am any other than an honest man. - FALSTAFF. I give thee leave to tell me so! I lay aside that which - grows to me! If thou get'st any leave of me, hang me; if thou - tak'st leave, thou wert better be hang'd. You hunt counter. - Hence! Avaunt! - SERVANT. Sir, my lord would speak with you. - CHIEF JUSTICE. Sir John Falstaff, a word with you. - FALSTAFF. My good lord! God give your lordship good time of day. I - am glad to see your lordship abroad. I heard say your lordship - was sick; I hope your lordship goes abroad by advice. Your - lordship, though not clean past your youth, hath yet some smack - of age in you, some relish of the saltness of time; and I most - humbly beseech your lordship to have a reverend care of your - health. - CHIEF JUSTICE. Sir John, I sent for you before your expedition to - Shrewsbury. - FALSTAFF. An't please your lordship, I hear his Majesty is return'd - with some discomfort from Wales. - CHIEF JUSTICE. I talk not of his Majesty. You would not come when I - sent for you. - FALSTAFF. And I hear, moreover, his Highness is fall'n into this - same whoreson apoplexy. - CHIEF JUSTICE. Well God mend him! I pray you let me speak with you. - FALSTAFF. This apoplexy, as I take it, is a kind of lethargy, an't - please your lordship, a kind of sleeping in the blood, a whoreson - tingling. - CHIEF JUSTICE. What tell you me of it? Be it as it is. - FALSTAFF. It hath it original from much grief, from study, and - perturbation of the brain. I have read the cause of his effects - in Galen; it is a kind of deafness. - CHIEF JUSTICE. I think you are fall'n into the disease, for you - hear not what I say to you. - FALSTAFF. Very well, my lord, very well. Rather an't please you, it - is the disease of not listening, the malady of not marking, that - I am troubled withal. - CHIEF JUSTICE. To punish you by the heels would amend the attention - of your ears; and I care not if I do become your physician. - FALSTAFF. I am as poor as Job, my lord, but not so patient. Your - lordship may minister the potion of imprisonment to me in respect - of poverty; but how I should be your patient to follow your - prescriptions, the wise may make some dram of a scruple, or - indeed a scruple itself. - CHIEF JUSTICE. I sent for you, when there were matters against you - for your life, to come speak with me. - FALSTAFF. As I was then advis'd by my learned counsel in the laws - of this land-service, I did not come. - CHIEF JUSTICE. Well, the truth is, Sir John, you live in great - infamy. - FALSTAFF. He that buckles himself in my belt cannot live in less. - CHIEF JUSTICE. Your means are very slender, and your waste is - great. - FALSTAFF. I would it were otherwise; I would my means were greater - and my waist slenderer. - CHIEF JUSTICE. You have misled the youthful Prince. - FALSTAFF. The young Prince hath misled me. I am the fellow with the - great belly, and he my dog. - CHIEF JUSTICE. Well, I am loath to gall a new-heal'd wound. Your - day's service at Shrewsbury hath a little gilded over your - night's exploit on Gadshill. You may thank th' unquiet time for - your quiet o'erposting that action. - FALSTAFF. My lord- - CHIEF JUSTICE. But since all is well, keep it so: wake not a - sleeping wolf. - FALSTAFF. To wake a wolf is as bad as smell a fox. - CHIEF JUSTICE. What! you are as a candle, the better part burnt - out. - FALSTAFF. A wassail candle, my lord- all tallow; if I did say of - wax, my growth would approve the truth. - CHIEF JUSTICE. There is not a white hair in your face but should - have his effect of gravity. - FALSTAFF. His effect of gravy, gravy, - CHIEF JUSTICE. You follow the young Prince up and down, like his - ill angel. - FALSTAFF. Not so, my lord. Your ill angel is light; but hope he - that looks upon me will take me without weighing. And yet in some - respects, I grant, I cannot go- I cannot tell. Virtue is of so - little regard in these costermongers' times that true valour is - turn'd berod; pregnancy is made a tapster, and his quick wit - wasted in giving reckonings; all the other gifts appertinent to - man, as the malice of this age shapes them, are not worth a - gooseberry. You that are old consider not the capacities of us - that are young; you do measure the heat of our livers with the - bitterness of your galls; and we that are in the vaward of our - youth, must confess, are wags too. - CHIEF JUSTICE. Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, - that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have - you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a - decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, - your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every - part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call - yourself young? Fie, fie, fie, Sir John! - FALSTAFF. My lord, I was born about three of the clock in the - afternoon, with a white head and something a round belly. For my - voice- I have lost it with hallooing and singing of anthems. To - approve my youth further, I will not. The truth is, I am only old - in judgment and understanding; and he that will caper with me for - a thousand marks, let him lend me the money, and have at him. For - the box of the ear that the Prince gave you- he gave it like a - rude prince, and you took it like a sensible lord. I have check'd - him for it; and the young lion repents- marry, not in ashes and - sackcloth, but in new silk and old sack. - CHIEF JUSTICE. Well, God send the Prince a better companion! - FALSTAFF. God send the companion a better prince! I cannot rid my - hands of him. - CHIEF JUSTICE. Well, the King hath sever'd you. I hear you are - going with Lord John of Lancaster against the Archbishop and the - Earl of Northumberland. - FALSTAFF. Yea; I thank your pretty sweet wit for it. But look you - pray, all you that kiss my Lady Peace at home, that our armies - join not in a hot day; for, by the Lord, I take but two shirts - out with me, and I mean not to sweat extraordinarily. If it be a - hot day, and I brandish anything but a bottle, I would I might - never spit white again. There is not a dangerous action can peep - out his head but I am thrust upon it. Well, I cannot last ever; - but it was alway yet the trick of our English nation, if they - have a good thing, to make it too common. If ye will needs say I - am an old man, you should give me rest. I would to God my name - were not so terrible to the enemy as it is. I were better to be - eaten to death with a rust than to be scoured to nothing with - perpetual motion. - CHIEF JUSTICE. Well, be honest, be honest; and God bless your - expedition! - FALSTAFF. Will your lordship lend me a thousand pound to furnish me - forth? - CHIEF JUSTICE. Not a penny, not a penny; you are too impatient to - bear crosses. Fare you well. Commend me to my cousin - Westmoreland. - Exeunt CHIEF JUSTICE and SERVANT - FALSTAFF. If I do, fillip me with a three-man beetle. A man can no - more separate age and covetousness than 'a can part young limbs - and lechery; but the gout galls the one, and the pox pinches the - other; and so both the degrees prevent my curses. Boy! - PAGE. Sir? - FALSTAFF. What money is in my purse? - PAGE. Seven groats and two pence. - FALSTAFF. I can get no remedy against this consumption of the - purse; borrowing only lingers and lingers it out, but the disease - is incurable. Go bear this letter to my Lord of Lancaster; this - to the Prince; this to the Earl of Westmoreland; and this to old - Mistress Ursula, whom I have weekly sworn to marry since I - perceiv'd the first white hair of my chin. About it; you know - where to find me. [Exit PAGE] A pox of this gout! or, a gout of - this pox! for the one or the other plays the rogue with my great - toe. 'Tis no matter if I do halt; I have the wars for my colour, - and my pension shall seem the more reasonable. A good wit will - make use of anything. I will turn diseases to commodity. - Exit - - - - -SCENE III. -York. The ARCHBISHOP'S palace - -Enter the ARCHBISHOP, THOMAS MOWBRAY the EARL MARSHAL, LORD HASTINGS, -and LORD BARDOLPH - - ARCHBISHOP. Thus have you heard our cause and known our means; - And, my most noble friends, I pray you all - Speak plainly your opinions of our hopes- - And first, Lord Marshal, what say you to it? - MOWBRAY. I well allow the occasion of our amis; - But gladly would be better satisfied - How, in our means, we should advance ourselves - To look with forehead bold and big enough - Upon the power and puissance of the King. - HASTINGS. Our present musters grow upon the file - To five and twenty thousand men of choice; - And our supplies live largely in the hope - Of great Northumberland, whose bosom burns - With an incensed fire of injuries. - LORD BARDOLPH. The question then, Lord Hastings, standeth thus: - Whether our present five and twenty thousand - May hold up head without Northumberland? - HASTINGS. With him, we may. - LORD BARDOLPH. Yea, marry, there's the point; - But if without him we be thought too feeble, - My judgment is we should not step too far - Till we had his assistance by the hand; - For, in a theme so bloody-fac'd as this, - Conjecture, expectation, and surmise - Of aids incertain, should not be admitted. - ARCHBISHOP. 'Tis very true, Lord Bardolph; for indeed - It was young Hotspur's case at Shrewsbury. - LORD BARDOLPH. It was, my lord; who lin'd himself with hope, - Eating the air and promise of supply, - Flatt'ring himself in project of a power - Much smaller than the smallest of his thoughts; - And so, with great imagination - Proper to madmen, led his powers to death, - And, winking, leapt into destruction. - HASTINGS. But, by your leave, it never yet did hurt - To lay down likelihoods and forms of hope. - LORD BARDOLPH. Yes, if this present quality of war- - Indeed the instant action, a cause on foot- - Lives so in hope, as in an early spring - We see th' appearing buds; which to prove fruit - Hope gives not so much warrant, as despair - That frosts will bite them. When we mean to build, - We first survey the plot, then draw the model; - And when we see the figure of the house, - Then we must rate the cost of the erection; - Which if we find outweighs ability, - What do we then but draw anew the model - In fewer offices, or at least desist - To build at all? Much more, in this great work- - Which is almost to pluck a kingdom down - And set another up- should we survey - The plot of situation and the model, - Consent upon a sure foundation, - Question surveyors, know our own estate - How able such a work to undergo- - To weigh against his opposite; or else - We fortify in paper and in figures, - Using the names of men instead of men; - Like one that draws the model of a house - Beyond his power to build it; who, half through, - Gives o'er and leaves his part-created cost - A naked subject to the weeping clouds - And waste for churlish winter's tyranny. - HASTINGS. Grant that our hopes- yet likely of fair birth- - Should be still-born, and that we now possess'd - The utmost man of expectation, - I think we are so a body strong enough, - Even as we are, to equal with the King. - LORD BARDOLPH. What, is the King but five and twenty thousand? - HASTINGS. To us no more; nay, not so much, Lord Bardolph; - For his divisions, as the times do brawl, - Are in three heads: one power against the French, - And one against Glendower; perforce a third - Must take up us. So is the unfirm King - In three divided; and his coffers sound - With hollow poverty and emptiness. - ARCHBISHOP. That he should draw his several strengths together - And come against us in full puissance - Need not be dreaded. - HASTINGS. If he should do so, - He leaves his back unarm'd, the French and Welsh - Baying at his heels. Never fear that. - LORD BARDOLPH. Who is it like should lead his forces hither? - HASTINGS. The Duke of Lancaster and Westmoreland; - Against the Welsh, himself and Harry Monmouth; - But who is substituted against the French - I have no certain notice. - ARCHBISHOP. Let us on, - And publish the occasion of our arms. - The commonwealth is sick of their own choice; - Their over-greedy love hath surfeited. - An habitation giddy and unsure - Hath he that buildeth on the vulgar heart. - O thou fond many, with what loud applause - Didst thou beat heaven with blessing Bolingbroke - Before he was what thou wouldst have him be! - And being now trimm'd in thine own desires, - Thou, beastly feeder, art so full of him - That thou provok'st thyself to cast him up. - So, so, thou common dog, didst thou disgorge - Thy glutton bosom of the royal Richard; - And now thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up, - And howl'st to find it. What trust is in these times? - They that, when Richard liv'd, would have him die - Are now become enamour'd on his grave. - Thou that threw'st dust upon his goodly head, - When through proud London he came sighing on - After th' admired heels of Bolingbroke, - Criest now 'O earth, yield us that king again, - And take thou this!' O thoughts of men accurs'd! - Past and to come seems best; things present, worst. - MOWBRAY. Shall we go draw our numbers, and set on? - HASTINGS. We are time's subjects, and time bids be gone. - Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE I. -London. A street - -Enter HOSTESS with two officers, FANG and SNARE - - HOSTESS. Master Fang, have you ent'red the action? - FANG. It is ent'red. - HOSTESS. Where's your yeoman? Is't a lusty yeoman? Will 'a stand - to't? - FANG. Sirrah, where's Snare? - HOSTESS. O Lord, ay! good Master Snare. - SNARE. Here, here. - FANG. Snare, we must arrest Sir John Falstaff. - HOSTESS. Yea, good Master Snare; I have ent'red him and all. - SNARE. It may chance cost some of our lives, for he will stab. - HOSTESS. Alas the day! take heed of him; he stabb'd me in mine own - house, and that most beastly. In good faith, 'a cares not what - mischief he does, if his weapon be out; he will foin like any - devil; he will spare neither man, woman, nor child. - FANG. If I can close with him, I care not for his thrust. - HOSTESS. No, nor I neither; I'll be at your elbow. - FANG. An I but fist him once; an 'a come but within my vice! - HOSTESS. I am undone by his going; I warrant you, he's an - infinitive thing upon my score. Good Master Fang, hold him sure. - Good Master Snare, let him not scape. 'A comes continuantly to - Pie-corner- saving your manhoods- to buy a saddle; and he is - indited to dinner to the Lubber's Head in Lumbert Street, to - Master Smooth's the silkman. I pray you, since my exion is - ent'red, and my case so openly known to the world, let him be - brought in to his answer. A hundred mark is a long one for a poor - lone woman to bear; and I have borne, and borne, and borne; and - have been fubb'd off, and fubb'd off, and fubb'd off, from this - day to that day, that it is a shame to be thought on. There is no - honesty in such dealing; unless a woman should be made an ass and - a beast, to bear every knave's wrong. - - Enter SIR JOHN FALSTAFF, PAGE, and BARDOLPH - - Yonder he comes; and that arrant malmsey-nose knave, Bardolph, - with him. Do your offices, do your offices, Master Fang and - Master Snare; do me, do me, do me your offices. - FALSTAFF. How now! whose mare's dead? What's the matter? - FANG. Sir John, I arrest you at the suit of Mistress Quickly. - FALSTAFF. Away, varlets! Draw, Bardolph. Cut me off the villian's - head. Throw the quean in the channel. - HOSTESS. Throw me in the channel! I'll throw thee in the channel. - Wilt thou? wilt thou? thou bastardly rogue! Murder, murder! Ah, - thou honeysuckle villain! wilt thou kill God's officers and the - King's? Ah, thou honey-seed rogue! thou art a honey-seed; a - man-queller and a woman-queller. - FALSTAFF. Keep them off, Bardolph. - FANG. A rescue! a rescue! - HOSTESS. Good people, bring a rescue or two. Thou wot, wot thou! - thou wot, wot ta? Do, do, thou rogue! do, thou hemp-seed! - PAGE. Away, you scullion! you rampallian! you fustilarian! - I'll tickle your catastrophe. - - Enter the LORD CHIEF JUSTICE and his men - - CHIEF JUSTICE. What is the matter? Keep the peace here, ho! - HOSTESS. Good my lord, be good to me. I beseech you, stand to me. - CHIEF JUSTICE. How now, Sir John! what, are you brawling here? - Doth this become your place, your time, and business? - You should have been well on your way to York. - Stand from him, fellow; wherefore hang'st thou upon him? - HOSTESS. O My most worshipful lord, an't please your Grace, I am a - poor widow of Eastcheap, and he is arrested at my suit. - CHIEF JUSTICE. For what sum? - HOSTESS. It is more than for some, my lord; it is for all- all I - have. He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my - substance into that fat belly of his. But I will have some of it - out again, or I will ride thee a nights like a mare. - FALSTAFF. I think I am as like to ride the mare, if I have any - vantage of ground to get up. - CHIEF JUSTICE. How comes this, Sir John? Fie! What man of good - temper would endure this tempest of exclamation? Are you not - ashamed to enforce a poor widow to so rough a course to come by - her own? - FALSTAFF. What is the gross sum that I owe thee? - HOSTESS. Marry, if thou wert an honest man, thyself and the money - too. Thou didst swear to me upon a parcel-gilt goblet, sitting in - my Dolphin chamber, at the round table, by a sea-coal fire, upon - Wednesday in Wheeson week, when the Prince broke thy head for - liking his father to singing-man of Windsor- thou didst swear to - me then, as I was washing thy wound, to marry me and make me my - lady thy wife. Canst thou deny it? Did not goodwife Keech, the - butcher's wife, come in then and call me gossip Quickly? Coming - in to borrow a mess of vinegar, telling us she had a good dish of - prawns, whereby thou didst desire to eat some, whereby I told - thee they were ill for green wound? And didst thou not, when she - was gone down stairs, desire me to be no more so familiarity with - such poor people, saying that ere long they should call me madam? - And didst thou not kiss me, and bid me fetch the thirty - shillings? I put thee now to thy book-oath. Deny it, if thou - canst. - FALSTAFF. My lord, this is a poor mad soul, and she says up and - down the town that her eldest son is like you. She hath been in - good case, and, the truth is, poverty hath distracted her. But - for these foolish officers, I beseech you I may have redress - against them. - CHIEF JUSTICE. Sir John, Sir John, I am well acquainted with your - manner of wrenching the true cause the false way. It is not a - confident brow, nor the throng of words that come with such more - than impudent sauciness from you, can thrust me from a level - consideration. You have, as it appears to me, practis'd upon the - easy yielding spirit of this woman, and made her serve your uses - both in purse and in person. - HOSTESS. Yea, in truth, my lord. - CHIEF JUSTICE. Pray thee, peace. Pay her the debt you owe her, and - unpay the villainy you have done with her; the one you may do - with sterling money, and the other with current repentance. - FALSTAFF. My lord, I will not undergo this sneap without reply. You - call honourable boldness impudent sauciness; if a man will make - curtsy and say nothing, he is virtuous. No, my lord, my humble - duty rememb'red, I will not be your suitor. I say to you I do - desire deliverance from these officers, being upon hasty - employment in the King's affairs. - CHIEF JUSTICE. You speak as having power to do wrong; but answer in - th' effect of your reputation, and satisfy the poor woman. - FALSTAFF. Come hither, hostess. - - Enter GOWER - - CHIEF JUSTICE. Now, Master Gower, what news? - GOWER. The King, my lord, and Harry Prince of Wales - Are near at hand. The rest the paper tells. [Gives a letter] - FALSTAFF. As I am a gentleman! - HOSTESS. Faith, you said so before. - FALSTAFF. As I am a gentleman! Come, no more words of it. - HOSTESS. By this heavenly ground I tread on, I must be fain to pawn - both my plate and the tapestry of my dining-chambers. - FALSTAFF. Glasses, glasses, is the only drinking; and for thy - walls, a pretty slight drollery, or the story of the Prodigal, or - the German hunting, in water-work, is worth a thousand of these - bed-hangers and these fly-bitten tapestries. Let it be ten pound, - if thou canst. Come, and 'twere not for thy humours, there's not - a better wench in England. Go, wash thy face, and draw the - action. Come, thou must not be in this humour with me; dost not - know me? Come, come, I know thou wast set on to this. - HOSTESS. Pray thee, Sir John, let it be but twenty nobles; - i' faith, I am loath to pawn my plate, so God save me, la! - FALSTAFF. Let it alone; I'll make other shift. You'll be a fool - still. - HOSTESS. Well, you shall have it, though I pawn my gown. - I hope you'll come to supper. you'll pay me all together? - FALSTAFF. Will I live? [To BARDOLPH] Go, with her, with her; hook - on, hook on. - HOSTESS. Will you have Doll Tearsheet meet you at supper? - FALSTAFF. No more words; let's have her. - Exeunt HOSTESS, BARDOLPH, and OFFICERS - CHIEF JUSTICE. I have heard better news. - FALSTAFF. What's the news, my lord? - CHIEF JUSTICE. Where lay the King to-night? - GOWER. At Basingstoke, my lord. - FALSTAFF. I hope, my lord, all's well. What is the news, my lord? - CHIEF JUSTICE. Come all his forces back? - GOWER. No; fifteen hundred foot, five hundred horse, - Are march'd up to my Lord of Lancaster, - Against Northumberland and the Archbishop. - FALSTAFF. Comes the King back from Wales, my noble lord? - CHIEF JUSTICE. You shall have letters of me presently. - Come, go along with me, good Master Gower. - FALSTAFF. My lord! - CHIEF JUSTICE. What's the matter? - FALSTAFF. Master Gower, shall I entreat you with me to dinner? - GOWER. I must wait upon my good lord here, I thank you, good Sir - John. - CHIEF JUSTICE. Sir John, you loiter here too long, being you are to - take soldiers up in counties as you go. - FALSTAFF. Will you sup with me, Master Gower? - CHIEF JUSTICE. What foolish master taught you these manners, Sir - John? - FALSTAFF. Master Gower, if they become me not, he was a fool that - taught them me. This is the right fencing grace, my lord; tap for - tap, and so part fair. - CHIEF JUSTICE. Now, the Lord lighten thee! Thou art a great fool. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -London. Another street - -Enter PRINCE HENRY and POINS - - PRINCE. Before God, I am exceeding weary. - POINS. Is't come to that? I had thought weariness durst not have - attach'd one of so high blood. - PRINCE. Faith, it does me; though it discolours the complexion of - my greatness to acknowledge it. Doth it not show vilely in me to - desire small beer? - POINS. Why, a prince should not be so loosely studied as to - remember so weak a composition. - PRINCE. Belike then my appetite was not-princely got; for, by my - troth, I do now remember the poor creature, small beer. But - indeed these humble considerations make me out of love with my - greatness. What a disgrace is it to me to remember thy name, or - to know thy face to-morrow, or to take note how many pair of silk - stockings thou hast- viz., these, and those that were thy - peach-colour'd ones- or to bear the inventory of thy shirts- as, - one for superfluity, and another for use! But that the - tennis-court-keeper knows better than I; for it is a low ebb of - linen with thee when thou keepest not racket there; as thou hast - not done a great while, because the rest of thy low countries - have made a shift to eat up thy holland. And God knows whether - those that bawl out of the ruins of thy linen shall inherit his - kingdom; but the midwives say the children are not in the fault; - whereupon the world increases, and kindreds are mightily - strengthened. - POINS. How ill it follows, after you have laboured so hard, you - should talk so idly! Tell me, how many good young princes would - do so, their fathers being so sick as yours at this time is? - PRINCE. Shall I tell thee one thing, Poins? - POINS. Yes, faith; and let it be an excellent good thing. - PRINCE. It shall serve among wits of no higher breeding than thine. - POINS. Go to; I stand the push of your one thing that you will - tell. - PRINCE. Marry, I tell thee it is not meet that I should be sad, now - my father is sick; albeit I could tell to thee- as to one it - pleases me, for fault of a better, to call my friend- I could be - sad and sad indeed too. - POINS. Very hardly upon such a subject. - PRINCE. By this hand, thou thinkest me as far in the devil's book - as thou and Falstaff for obduracy and persistency: let the end - try the man. But I tell thee my heart bleeds inwardly that my - father is so sick; and keeping such vile company as thou art hath - in reason taken from me all ostentation of sorrow. - POINS. The reason? - PRINCE. What wouldst thou think of me if I should weep? - POINS. I would think thee a most princely hypocrite. - PRINCE. It would be every man's thought; and thou art a blessed - fellow to think as every man thinks. Never a man's thought in the - world keeps the road-way better than thine. Every man would think - me an hypocrite indeed. And what accites your most worshipful - thought to think so? - POINS. Why, because you have been so lewd and so much engraffed to - Falstaff. - PRINCE. And to thee. - POINS. By this light, I am well spoke on; I can hear it with mine - own ears. The worst that they can say of me is that I am a second - brother and that I am a proper fellow of my hands; and those two - things, I confess, I cannot help. By the mass, here comes - Bardolph. - - Enter BARDOLPH and PAGE - - PRINCE. And the boy that I gave Falstaff. 'A had him from me - Christian; and look if the fat villain have not transform'd him - ape. - BARDOLPH. God save your Grace! - PRINCE. And yours, most noble Bardolph! - POINS. Come, you virtuous ass, you bashful fool, must you be - blushing? Wherefore blush you now? What a maidenly man-at-arms - are you become! Is't such a matter to get a pottle-pot's - maidenhead? - PAGE. 'A calls me e'en now, my lord, through a red lattice, and I - could discern no part of his face from the window. At last I - spied his eyes; and methought he had made two holes in the - alewife's new petticoat, and so peep'd through. - PRINCE. Has not the boy profited? - BARDOLPH. Away, you whoreson upright rabbit, away! - PAGE. Away, you rascally Althaea's dream, away! - PRINCE. Instruct us, boy; what dream, boy? - PAGE. Marry, my lord, Althaea dreamt she was delivered of a - firebrand; and therefore I call him her dream. - PRINCE. A crown's worth of good interpretation. There 'tis, boy. - [Giving a crown] - POINS. O that this blossom could be kept from cankers! - Well, there is sixpence to preserve thee. - BARDOLPH. An you do not make him be hang'd among you, the gallows - shall have wrong. - PRINCE. And how doth thy master, Bardolph? - BARDOLPH. Well, my lord. He heard of your Grace's coming to town. - There's a letter for you. - POINS. Deliver'd with good respect. And how doth the martlemas, - your master? - BARDOLPH. In bodily health, sir. - POINS. Marry, the immortal part needs a physician; but that moves - not him. Though that be sick, it dies not. - PRINCE. I do allow this well to be as familiar with me as my dog; - and he holds his place, for look you how he writes. - POINS. [Reads] 'John Falstaff, knight'- Every man must know that - as oft as he has occasion to name himself, even like those that - are kin to the King; for they never prick their finger but they - say 'There's some of the King's blood spilt.' 'How comes that?' - says he that takes upon him not to conceive. The answer is as - ready as a borrower's cap: 'I am the King's poor cousin, sir.' - PRINCE. Nay, they will be kin to us, or they will fetch it from - Japhet. But the letter: [Reads] 'Sir John Falstaff, knight, to - the son of the King nearest his father, Harry Prince of Wales, - greeting.' - POINS. Why, this is a certificate. - PRINCE. Peace! [Reads] 'I will imitate the honourable Romans in - brevity.'- - POINS. He sure means brevity in breath, short-winded. - PRINCE. [Reads] 'I commend me to thee, I commend thee, and I - leave thee. Be not too familiar with Poins; for he misuses thy - favours so much that he swears thou art to marry his sister Nell. - Repent at idle times as thou mayst, and so farewell. - Thine, by yea and no- which is as much as to say as - thou usest him- JACK FALSTAFF with my familiars, - JOHN with my brothers and sisters, and SIR JOHN with - all Europe.' - POINS. My lord, I'll steep this letter in sack and make him eat it. - PRINCE. That's to make him eat twenty of his words. But do you use - me thus, Ned? Must I marry your sister? - POINS. God send the wench no worse fortune! But I never said so. - PRINCE. Well, thus we play the fools with the time, and the spirits - of the wise sit in the clouds and mock us. Is your master here in - London? - BARDOLPH. Yea, my lord. - PRINCE. Where sups he? Doth the old boar feed in the old frank? - BARDOLPH. At the old place, my lord, in Eastcheap. - PRINCE. What company? - PAGE. Ephesians, my lord, of the old church. - PRINCE. Sup any women with him? - PAGE. None, my lord, but old Mistress Quickly and Mistress Doll - Tearsheet. - PRINCE. What pagan may that be? - PAGE. A proper gentlewoman, sir, and a kinswoman of my master's. - PRINCE. Even such kin as the parish heifers are to the town bull. - Shall we steal upon them, Ned, at supper? - POINS. I am your shadow, my lord; I'll follow you. - PRINCE. Sirrah, you boy, and Bardolph, no word to your master that - I am yet come to town. There's for your silence. - BARDOLPH. I have no tongue, sir. - PAGE. And for mine, sir, I will govern it. - PRINCE. Fare you well; go. Exeunt BARDOLPH and PAGE - This Doll Tearsheet should be some road. - POINS. I warrant you, as common as the way between Saint Albans and - London. - PRINCE. How might we see Falstaff bestow himself to-night in his - true colours, and not ourselves be seen? - POINS. Put on two leathern jerkins and aprons, and wait upon him at - his table as drawers. - PRINCE. From a god to a bull? A heavy descension! It was Jove's - case. From a prince to a prentice? A low transformation! That - shall be mine; for in everything the purpose must weigh with the - folly. Follow me, Ned. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Warkworth. Before the castle - -Enter NORTHUMBERLAND, LADY NORTHUMBERLAND, and LADY PERCY - - NORTHUMBERLAND. I pray thee, loving wife, and gentle daughter, - Give even way unto my rough affairs; - Put not you on the visage of the times - And be, like them, to Percy troublesome. - LADY NORTHUMBERLAND. I have given over, I will speak no more. - Do what you will; your wisdom be your guide. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Alas, sweet wife, my honour is at pawn; - And but my going nothing can redeem it. - LADY PERCY. O, yet, for God's sake, go not to these wars! - The time was, father, that you broke your word, - When you were more endear'd to it than now; - When your own Percy, when my heart's dear Harry, - Threw many a northward look to see his father - Bring up his powers; but he did long in vain. - Who then persuaded you to stay at home? - There were two honours lost, yours and your son's. - For yours, the God of heaven brighten it! - For his, it stuck upon him as the sun - In the grey vault of heaven; and by his light - Did all the chivalry of England move - To do brave acts. He was indeed the glass - Wherein the noble youth did dress themselves. - He had no legs that practis'd not his gait; - And speaking thick, which nature made his blemish, - Became the accents of the valiant; - For those who could speak low and tardily - Would turn their own perfection to abuse - To seem like him: so that in speech, in gait, - In diet, in affections of delight, - In military rules, humours of blood, - He was the mark and glass, copy and book, - That fashion'd others. And him- O wondrous him! - O miracle of men!- him did you leave- - Second to none, unseconded by you- - To look upon the hideous god of war - In disadvantage, to abide a field - Where nothing but the sound of Hotspur's name - Did seem defensible. So you left him. - Never, O never, do his ghost the wrong - To hold your honour more precise and nice - With others than with him! Let them alone. - The Marshal and the Archbishop are strong. - Had my sweet Harry had but half their numbers, - To-day might I, hanging on Hotspur's neck, - Have talk'd of Monmouth's grave. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Beshrew your heart, - Fair daughter, you do draw my spirits from me - With new lamenting ancient oversights. - But I must go and meet with danger there, - Or it will seek me in another place, - And find me worse provided. - LADY NORTHUMBERLAND. O, fly to Scotland - Till that the nobles and the armed commons - Have of their puissance made a little taste. - LADY PERCY. If they get ground and vantage of the King, - Then join you with them, like a rib of steel, - To make strength stronger; but, for all our loves, - First let them try themselves. So did your son; - He was so suff'red; so came I a widow; - And never shall have length of life enough - To rain upon remembrance with mine eyes, - That it may grow and sprout as high as heaven, - For recordation to my noble husband. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Come, come, go in with me. 'Tis with my mind - As with the tide swell'd up unto his height, - That makes a still-stand, running neither way. - Fain would I go to meet the Archbishop, - But many thousand reasons hold me back. - I will resolve for Scotland. There am I, - Till time and vantage crave my company. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -London. The Boar's Head Tavern in Eastcheap - -Enter FRANCIS and another DRAWER - - FRANCIS. What the devil hast thou brought there-apple-johns? Thou - knowest Sir John cannot endure an apple-john. - SECOND DRAWER. Mass, thou say'st true. The Prince once set a dish - of apple-johns before him, and told him there were five more Sir - Johns; and, putting off his hat, said 'I will now take my leave - of these six dry, round, old, withered knights.' It ang'red him - to the heart; but he hath forgot that. - FRANCIS. Why, then, cover and set them down; and see if thou canst - find out Sneak's noise; Mistress Tearsheet would fain hear some - music. - - Enter third DRAWER - - THIRD DRAWER. Dispatch! The room where they supp'd is too hot; - they'll come in straight. - FRANCIS. Sirrah, here will be the Prince and Master Poins anon; and - they will put on two of our jerkins and aprons; and Sir John must - not know of it. Bardolph hath brought word. - THIRD DRAWER. By the mass, here will be old uds; it will be an - excellent stratagem. - SECOND DRAWER. I'll see if I can find out Sneak. - Exeunt second and third DRAWERS - - Enter HOSTESS and DOLL TEARSHEET - - HOSTESS. I' faith, sweetheart, methinks now you are in an excellent - good temperality. Your pulsidge beats as extraordinarily as heart - would desire; and your colour, I warrant you, is as red as any - rose, in good truth, la! But, i' faith, you have drunk too much - canaries; and that's a marvellous searching wine, and it perfumes - the blood ere one can say 'What's this?' How do you now? - DOLL. Better than I was- hem. - HOSTESS. Why, that's well said; a good heart's worth gold. - Lo, here comes Sir John. - - Enter FALSTAFF - - FALSTAFF. [Singing] 'When Arthur first in court'- Empty the - jordan. [Exit FRANCIS]- [Singing] 'And was a worthy king'- How - now, Mistress Doll! - HOSTESS. Sick of a calm; yea, good faith. - FALSTAFF. So is all her sect; and they be once in a calm, they are - sick. - DOLL. A pox damn you, you muddy rascal! Is that all the comfort you - give me? - FALSTAFF. You make fat rascals, Mistress Doll. - DOLL. I make them! Gluttony and diseases make them: I make them - not. - FALSTAFF. If the cook help to make the gluttony, you help to make - the diseases, Doll. We catch of you, Doll, we catch of you; grant - that, my poor virtue, grant that. - DOLL. Yea, joy, our chains and our jewels. - FALSTAFF. 'Your brooches, pearls, and ouches.' For to serve bravely - is to come halting off; you know, to come off the breach with his - pike bent bravely, and to surgery bravely; to venture upon the - charg'd chambers bravely- - DOLL. Hang yourself, you muddy conger, hang yourself! - HOSTESS. By my troth, this is the old fashion; you two never meet - but you fall to some discord. You are both, i' good truth, as - rheumatic as two dry toasts; you cannot one bear with another's - confirmities. What the good-year! one must bear, and that must be - you. You are the weaker vessel, as as they say, the emptier - vessel. - DOLL. Can a weak empty vessel bear such a huge full hogs-head? - There's a whole merchant's venture of Bourdeaux stuff in him; you - have not seen a hulk better stuff'd in the hold. Come, I'll be - friends with thee, Jack. Thou art going to the wars; and whether - I shall ever see thee again or no, there is nobody cares. - - Re-enter FRANCIS - - FRANCIS. Sir, Ancient Pistol's below and would speak with you. - DOLL. Hang him, swaggering rascal! Let him not come hither; it is - the foul-mouth'dst rogue in England. - HOSTESS. If he swagger, let him not come here. No, by my faith! I - must live among my neighbours; I'll no swaggerers. I am in good - name and fame with the very best. Shut the door. There comes no - swaggerers here; I have not liv'd all this while to have - swaggering now. Shut the door, I pray you. - FALSTAFF. Dost thou hear, hostess? - HOSTESS. Pray ye, pacify yourself, Sir John; there comes no - swaggerers here. - FALSTAFF. Dost thou hear? It is mine ancient. - HOSTESS. Tilly-fally, Sir John, ne'er tell me; and your ancient - swagg'rer comes not in my doors. I was before Master Tisick, the - debuty, t' other day; and, as he said to me- 'twas no longer ago - than Wednesday last, i' good faith!- 'Neighbour Quickly,' says - he- Master Dumbe, our minister, was by then- 'Neighbour Quickly,' - says he 'receive those that are civil, for' said he 'you are in - an ill name.' Now 'a said so, I can tell whereupon. 'For' says he - 'you are an honest woman and well thought on, therefore take heed - what guests you receive. Receive' says he 'no swaggering - companions.' There comes none here. You would bless you to hear - what he said. No, I'll no swagg'rers. - FALSTAFF. He's no swagg'rer, hostess; a tame cheater, i' faith; you - may stroke him as gently as a puppy greyhound. He'll not swagger - with a Barbary hen, if her feathers turn back in any show of - resistance. Call him up, drawer. - Exit FRANCIS - HOSTESS. Cheater, call you him? I will bar no honest man my house, - nor no cheater; but I do not love swaggering, by my troth. I am - the worse when one says 'swagger.' Feel, masters, how I shake; - look you, I warrant you. - DOLL. So you do, hostess. - HOSTESS. Do I? Yea, in very truth, do I, an 'twere an aspen leaf. I - cannot abide swagg'rers. - - Enter PISTOL, BARDOLPH, and PAGE - - PISTOL. God save you, Sir John! - FALSTAFF. Welcome, Ancient Pistol. Here, Pistol, I charge you with - a cup of sack; do you discharge upon mine hostess. - PISTOL. I will discharge upon her, Sir John, with two bullets. - FALSTAFF. She is pistol-proof, sir; you shall not hardly offend - her. - HOSTESS. Come, I'll drink no proofs nor no bullets. I'll drink no - more than will do me good, for no man's pleasure, I. - PISTOL. Then to you, Mistress Dorothy; I will charge you. - DOLL. Charge me! I scorn you, scurvy companion. What! you poor, - base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you mouldy - rogue, away! I am meat for your master. - PISTOL. I know you, Mistress Dorothy. - DOLL. Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this - wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the - saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you - basket-hilt stale juggler, you! Since when, I pray you, sir? - God's light, with two points on your shoulder? Much! - PISTOL. God let me not live but I will murder your ruff for this. - FALSTAFF. No more, Pistol; I would not have you go off here. - Discharge yourself of our company, Pistol. - HOSTESS. No, good Captain Pistol; not here, sweet captain. - DOLL. Captain! Thou abominable damn'd cheater, art thou not ashamed - to be called captain? An captains were of my mind, they would - truncheon you out, for taking their names upon you before you - have earn'd them. You a captain! you slave, for what? For tearing - a poor whore's ruff in a bawdy-house? He a captain! hang him, - rogue! He lives upon mouldy stew'd prunes and dried cakes. A - captain! God's light, these villains will make the word as odious - as the word 'occupy'; which was an excellent good word before it - was ill sorted. Therefore captains had need look to't. - BARDOLPH. Pray thee go down, good ancient. - FALSTAFF. Hark thee hither, Mistress Doll. - PISTOL. Not I! I tell thee what, Corporal Bardolph, I could tear - her; I'll be reveng'd of her. - PAGE. Pray thee go down. - PISTOL. I'll see her damn'd first; to Pluto's damn'd lake, by this - hand, to th' infernal deep, with Erebus and tortures vile also. - Hold hook and line, say I. Down, down, dogs! down, faitors! Have - we not Hiren here? - HOSTESS. Good Captain Peesel, be quiet; 'tis very late, i' faith; I - beseek you now, aggravate your choler. - PISTOL. These be good humours, indeed! Shall packhorses, - And hollow pamper'd jades of Asia, - Which cannot go but thirty mile a day, - Compare with Caesars, and with Cannibals, - And Troiant Greeks? Nay, rather damn them with - King Cerberus; and let the welkin roar. - Shall we fall foul for toys? - HOSTESS. By my troth, Captain, these are very bitter words. - BARDOLPH. Be gone, good ancient; this will grow to a brawl anon. - PISTOL. Die men like dogs! Give crowns like pins! Have we not Hiren - here? - HOSTESS. O' my word, Captain, there's none such here. What the - good-year! do you think I would deny her? For God's sake, be - quiet. - PISTOL. Then feed and be fat, my fair Calipolis. - Come, give's some sack. - 'Si fortune me tormente sperato me contento.' - Fear we broadsides? No, let the fiend give fire. - Give me some sack; and, sweetheart, lie thou there. - [Laying down his sword] - Come we to full points here, and are etceteras nothings? - FALSTAFF. Pistol, I would be quiet. - PISTOL. Sweet knight, I kiss thy neaf. What! we have seen the seven - stars. - DOLL. For God's sake thrust him down stairs; I cannot endure such a - fustian rascal. - PISTOL. Thrust him down stairs! Know we not Galloway nags? - FALSTAFF. Quoit him down, Bardolph, like a shove-groat shilling. - Nay, an 'a do nothing but speak nothing, 'a shall be nothing - here. - BARDOLPH. Come, get you down stairs. - PISTOL. What! shall we have incision? Shall we imbrue? - [Snatching up his sword] - Then death rock me asleep, abridge my doleful days! - Why, then, let grievous, ghastly, gaping wounds - Untwine the Sisters Three! Come, Atropos, I say! - HOSTESS. Here's goodly stuff toward! - FALSTAFF. Give me my rapier, boy. - DOLL. I pray thee, Jack, I pray thee, do not draw. - FALSTAFF. Get you down stairs. - [Drawing and driving PISTOL out] - HOSTESS. Here's a goodly tumult! I'll forswear keeping house afore - I'll be in these tirrits and frights. So; murder, I warrant now. - Alas, alas! put up your naked weapons, put up your naked weapons. - Exeunt PISTOL and BARDOLPH - DOLL. I pray thee, Jack, be quiet; the rascal's gone. Ah, you - whoreson little valiant villain, you! - HOSTESS. Are you not hurt i' th' groin? Methought 'a made a shrewd - thrust at your belly. - - Re-enter BARDOLPH - - FALSTAFF. Have you turn'd him out a doors? - BARDOLPH. Yea, sir. The rascal's drunk. You have hurt him, sir, i' - th' shoulder. - FALSTAFF. A rascal! to brave me! - DOLL. Ah, you sweet little rogue, you! Alas, poor ape, how thou - sweat'st! Come, let me wipe thy face. Come on, you whoreson - chops. Ah, rogue! i' faith, I love thee. Thou art as valorous as - Hector of Troy, worth five of Agamemnon, and ten times better - than the Nine Worthies. Ah, villain! - FALSTAFF. A rascally slave! I will toss the rogue in a blanket. - DOLL. Do, an thou dar'st for thy heart. An thou dost, I'll canvass - thee between a pair of sheets. - - Enter musicians - - PAGE. The music is come, sir. - FALSTAFF. Let them play. Play, sirs. Sit on my knee, Don. A rascal - bragging slave! The rogue fled from me like quick-silver. - DOLL. I' faith, and thou follow'dst him like a church. Thou - whoreson little tidy Bartholomew boar-pig, when wilt thou leave - fighting a days and foining a nights, and begin to patch up thine - old body for heaven? - - Enter, behind, PRINCE HENRY and POINS disguised as drawers - - FALSTAFF. Peace, good Doll! Do not speak like a death's-head; do - not bid me remember mine end. - DOLL. Sirrah, what humour's the Prince of? - FALSTAFF. A good shallow young fellow. 'A would have made a good - pantler; 'a would ha' chipp'd bread well. - DOLL. They say Poins has a good wit. - FALSTAFF. He a good wit! hang him, baboon! His wit's as thick as - Tewksbury mustard; there's no more conceit in him than is in a - mallet. - DOLL. Why does the Prince love him so, then? - FALSTAFF. Because their legs are both of a bigness, and 'a plays at - quoits well, and eats conger and fennel, and drinks off candles' - ends for flap-dragons, and rides the wild mare with the boys, and - jumps upon join'd-stools, and swears with a good grace, and wears - his boots very smooth, like unto the sign of the Leg, and breeds - no bate with telling of discreet stories; and such other gambol - faculties 'a has, that show a weak mind and an able body, for the - which the Prince admits him. For the Prince himself is such - another; the weight of a hair will turn the scales between their - avoirdupois. - PRINCE. Would not this nave of a wheel have his ears cut off? - POINS. Let's beat him before his whore. - PRINCE. Look whe'er the wither'd elder hath not his poll claw'd - like a parrot. - POINS. Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive - performance? - FALSTAFF. Kiss me, Doll. - PRINCE. Saturn and Venus this year in conjunction! What says th' - almanac to that? - POINS. And look whether the fiery Trigon, his man, be not lisping - to his master's old tables, his note-book, his counsel-keeper. - FALSTAFF. Thou dost give me flattering busses. - DOLL. By my troth, I kiss thee with a most constant heart. - FALSTAFF. I am old, I am old. - DOLL. I love thee better than I love e'er a scurvy young boy of - them all. - FALSTAFF. What stuff wilt have a kirtle of? I shall receive money a - Thursday. Shalt have a cap to-morrow. A merry song, come. 'A - grows late; we'll to bed. Thou't forget me when I am gone. - DOLL. By my troth, thou't set me a-weeping, an thou say'st so. - Prove that ever I dress myself handsome till thy return. Well, - hearken a' th' end. - FALSTAFF. Some sack, Francis. - PRINCE & POINS. Anon, anon, sir. [Advancing] - FALSTAFF. Ha! a bastard son of the King's? And art thou not Poins - his brother? - PRINCE. Why, thou globe of sinful continents, what a life dost thou - lead! - FALSTAFF. A better than thou. I am a gentleman: thou art a drawer. - PRINCE. Very true, sir, and I come to draw you out by the ears. - HOSTESS. O, the Lord preserve thy Grace! By my troth, welcome to - London. Now the Lord bless that sweet face of thine. O Jesu, are - you come from Wales? - FALSTAFF. Thou whoreson mad compound of majesty, by this light - flesh and corrupt blood, thou art welcome. - [Leaning his band upon DOLL] - DOLL. How, you fat fool! I scorn you. - POINS. My lord, he will drive you out of your revenge and turn all - to a merriment, if you take not the heat. - PRINCE. YOU whoreson candle-mine, you, how vilely did you speak of - me even now before this honest, virtuous, civil gentlewoman! - HOSTESS. God's blessing of your good heart! and so she is, by my - troth. - FALSTAFF. Didst thou hear me? - PRINCE. Yea; and you knew me, as you did when you ran away by - Gadshill. You knew I was at your back, and spoke it on purpose to - try my patience. - FALSTAFF. No, no, no; not so; I did not think thou wast within - hearing. - PRINCE. I shall drive you then to confess the wilful abuse, and - then I know how to handle you. - FALSTAFF. No abuse, Hal, o' mine honour; no abuse. - PRINCE. Not- to dispraise me, and call me pander, and - bread-chipper, and I know not what! - FALSTAFF. No abuse, Hal. - POINS. No abuse! - FALSTAFF. No abuse, Ned, i' th' world; honest Ned, none. I - disprais'd him before the wicked- that the wicked might not fall - in love with thee; in which doing, I have done the part of a - careful friend and a true subject; and thy father is to give me - thanks for it. No abuse, Hal; none, Ned, none; no, faith, boys, - none. - PRINCE. See now, whether pure fear and entire cowardice doth not - make thee wrong this virtuous gentlewoman to close with us? Is - she of the wicked? Is thine hostess here of the wicked? Or is thy - boy of the wicked? Or honest Bardolph, whose zeal burns in his - nose, of the wicked? - POINS. Answer, thou dead elm, answer. - FALSTAFF. The fiend hath prick'd down Bardolph irrecoverable; and - his face is Lucifer's privy-kitchen, where he doth nothing but - roast malt-worms. For the boy- there is a good angel about him; - but the devil outbids him too. - PRINCE. For the women? - FALSTAFF. For one of them- she's in hell already, and burns poor - souls. For th' other- I owe her money; and whether she be damn'd - for that, I know not. - HOSTESS. No, I warrant you. - FALSTAFF. No, I think thou art not; I think thou art quit for that. - Marry, there is another indictment upon thee for suffering flesh - to be eaten in thy house, contrary to the law; for the which I - think thou wilt howl. - HOSTESS. All vict'lers do so. What's a joint of mutton or two in a - whole Lent? - PRINCE. You, gentlewoman- - DOLL. What says your Grace? - FALSTAFF. His Grace says that which his flesh rebels against. - [Knocking within] - HOSTESS. Who knocks so loud at door? Look to th' door there, - Francis. - - Enter PETO - - PRINCE. Peto, how now! What news? - PETO. The King your father is at Westminster; - And there are twenty weak and wearied posts - Come from the north; and as I came along - I met and overtook a dozen captains, - Bare-headed, sweating, knocking at the taverns, - And asking every one for Sir John Falstaff. - PRINCE. By heaven, Poins, I feel me much to blame - So idly to profane the precious time, - When tempest of commotion, like the south, - Borne with black vapour, doth begin to melt - And drop upon our bare unarmed heads. - Give me my sword and cloak. Falstaff, good night. - - Exeunt PRINCE, POINS, PETO, and BARDOLPH - - FALSTAFF. Now comes in the sweetest morsel of the night, and we - must hence, and leave it unpick'd. [Knocking within] More - knocking at the door! - - Re-enter BARDOLPH - - How now! What's the matter? - BARDOLPH. You must away to court, sir, presently; - A dozen captains stay at door for you. - FALSTAFF. [To the PAGE]. Pay the musicians, sirrah.- Farewell, - hostess; farewell, Doll. You see, my good wenches, how men of - merit are sought after; the undeserver may sleep, when the man of - action is call'd on. Farewell, good wenches. If I be not sent - away post, I will see you again ere I go. - DOLL. I cannot speak. If my heart be not ready to burst! - Well, sweet Jack, have a care of thyself. - FALSTAFF. Farewell, farewell. - Exeunt FALSTAFF and BARDOLPH - HOSTESS. Well, fare thee well. I have known thee these twenty-nine - years, come peascod-time; but an honester and truer-hearted man - -well fare thee well. - BARDOLPH. [ Within] Mistress Tearsheet! - HOSTESS. What's the matter? - BARDOLPH. [ Within] Bid Mistress Tearsheet come to my master. - HOSTESS. O, run Doll, run, run, good Come. [To BARDOLPH] She - comes blubber'd.- Yea, will you come, Doll? Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -Westminster. The palace - -Enter the KING in his nightgown, with a page - - KING. Go call the Earls of Surrey and of Warwick; - But, ere they come, bid them o'er-read these letters - And well consider of them. Make good speed. Exit page - How many thousands of my poorest subjects - Are at this hour asleep! O sleep, O gentle sleep, - Nature's soft nurse, how have I frightened thee, - That thou no more will weigh my eyelids down, - And steep my senses in forgetfulness? - Why rather, sleep, liest thou in smoky cribs, - Upon uneasy pallets stretching thee, - And hush'd with buzzing night-flies to thy slumber, - Than in the perfum'd chambers of the great, - Under the canopies of costly state, - And lull'd with sound of sweetest melody? - O thou dull god, why liest thou with the vile - In loathsome beds, and leav'st the kingly couch - A watch-case or a common 'larum-bell? - Wilt thou upon the high and giddy mast - Seal up the ship-boy's eyes, and rock his brains - In cradle of the rude imperious surge, - And in the visitation of the winds, - Who take the ruffian billows by the top, - Curling their monstrous heads, and hanging them - With deafing clamour in the slippery clouds, - That with the hurly death itself awakes? - Canst thou, O partial sleep, give thy repose - To the wet sea-boy in an hour so rude; - And in the calmest and most stillest night, - With all appliances and means to boot, - Deny it to a king? Then, happy low, lie down! - Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown. - - Enter WARWICK and Surrey - - WARWICK. Many good morrows to your Majesty! - KING. Is it good morrow, lords? - WARWICK. 'Tis one o'clock, and past. - KING. Why then, good morrow to you all, my lords. - Have you read o'er the letters that I sent you? - WARWICK. We have, my liege. - KING. Then you perceive the body of our kingdom - How foul it is; what rank diseases grow, - And with what danger, near the heart of it. - WARWICK. It is but as a body yet distempered; - Which to his former strength may be restored - With good advice and little medicine. - My Lord Northumberland will soon be cool'd. - KING. O God! that one might read the book of fate, - And see the revolution of the times - Make mountains level, and the continent, - Weary of solid firmness, melt itself - Into the sea; and other times to see - The beachy girdle of the ocean - Too wide for Neptune's hips; how chances mock, - And changes fill the cup of alteration - With divers liquors! O, if this were seen, - The happiest youth, viewing his progress through, - What perils past, what crosses to ensue, - Would shut the book and sit him down and die. - 'Tis not ten years gone - Since Richard and Northumberland, great friends, - Did feast together, and in two years after - Were they at wars. It is but eight years since - This Percy was the man nearest my soul; - Who like a brother toil'd in my affairs - And laid his love and life under my foot; - Yea, for my sake, even to the eyes of Richard - Gave him defiance. But which of you was by- - [To WARWICK] You, cousin Nevil, as I may remember- - When Richard, with his eye brim full of tears, - Then check'd and rated by Northumberland, - Did speak these words, now prov'd a prophecy? - 'Northumberland, thou ladder by the which - My cousin Bolingbroke ascends my throne'- - Though then, God knows, I had no such intent - But that necessity so bow'd the state - That I and greatness were compell'd to kiss- - 'The time shall come'- thus did he follow it- - 'The time will come that foul sin, gathering head, - Shall break into corruption' so went on, - Foretelling this same time's condition - And the division of our amity. - WARWICK. There is a history in all men's lives, - Figuring the natures of the times deceas'd; - The which observ'd, a man may prophesy, - With a near aim, of the main chance of things - As yet not come to life, who in their seeds - And weak beginning lie intreasured. - Such things become the hatch and brood of time; - And, by the necessary form of this, - King Richard might create a perfect guess - That great Northumberland, then false to him, - Would of that seed grow to a greater falseness; - Which should not find a ground to root upon - Unless on you. - KING. Are these things then necessities? - Then let us meet them like necessities; - And that same word even now cries out on us. - They say the Bishop and Northumberland - Are fifty thousand strong. - WARWICK. It cannot be, my lord. - Rumour doth double, like the voice and echo, - The numbers of the feared. Please it your Grace - To go to bed. Upon my soul, my lord, - The powers that you already have sent forth - Shall bring this prize in very easily. - To comfort you the more, I have receiv'd - A certain instance that Glendower is dead. - Your Majesty hath been this fortnight ill; - And these unseasoned hours perforce must ad - Unto your sickness. - KING. I will take your counsel. - And, were these inward wars once out of hand, - We would, dear lords, unto the Holy Land. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Gloucestershire. Before Justice, SHALLOW'S house - -Enter SHALLOW and SILENCE, meeting; MOULDY, SHADOW, WART, FEEBLE, BULLCALF, -and servants behind - - SHALLOW. Come on, come on, come on; give me your hand, sir; give me - your hand, sir. An early stirrer, by the rood! And how doth my - good cousin Silence? - SILENCE. Good morrow, good cousin Shallow. - SHALLOW. And how doth my cousin, your bed-fellow? and your fairest - daughter and mine, my god-daughter Ellen? - SILENCE. Alas, a black ousel, cousin Shallow! - SHALLOW. By yea and no, sir. I dare say my cousin William is become - a good scholar; he is at Oxford still, is he not? - SILENCE. Indeed, sir, to my cost. - SHALLOW. 'A must, then, to the Inns o' Court shortly. I was once of - Clement's Inn; where I think they will talk of mad Shallow yet. - SILENCE. You were call'd 'lusty Shallow' then, cousin. - SHALLOW. By the mass, I was call'd anything; and I would have done - anything indeed too, and roundly too. There was I, and little - John Doit of Staffordshire, and black George Barnes, and Francis - Pickbone, and Will Squele a Cotsole man- you had not four such - swinge-bucklers in all the Inns of Court again. And I may say to - you we knew where the bona-robas were, and had the best of them - all at commandment. Then was Jack Falstaff, now Sir John, boy, - and page to Thomas Mowbray, Duke of Norfolk. - SILENCE. This Sir John, cousin, that comes hither anon about - soldiers? - SHALLOW. The same Sir John, the very same. I see him break - Scoggin's head at the court gate, when 'a was a crack not thus - high; and the very same day did I fight with one Sampson - Stockfish, a fruiterer, behind Gray's Inn. Jesu, Jesu, the mad - days that I have spent! and to see how many of my old - acquaintance are dead! - SILENCE. We shall all follow, cousin. - SHALLOW. Certain, 'tis certain; very sure, very sure. Death, as the - Psalmist saith, is certain to all; all shall die. How a good yoke - of bullocks at Stamford fair? - SILENCE. By my troth, I was not there. - SHALLOW. Death is certain. Is old Double of your town living yet? - SILENCE. Dead, sir. - SHALLOW. Jesu, Jesu, dead! drew a good bow; and dead! 'A shot a - fine shoot. John a Gaunt loved him well, and betted much money on - his head. Dead! 'A would have clapp'd i' th' clout at twelve - score, and carried you a forehand shaft a fourteen and fourteen - and a half, that it would have done a man's heart good to see. - How a score of ewes now? - SILENCE. Thereafter as they be- a score of good ewes may be worth - ten pounds. - SHALLOW. And is old Double dead? - - Enter BARDOLPH, and one with him - - SILENCE. Here come two of Sir John Falstaffs men, as I think. - SHALLOW. Good morrow, honest gentlemen. - BARDOLPH. I beseech you, which is Justice Shallow? - SHALLOW. I am Robert Shallow, sir, a poor esquire of this county, - and one of the King's justices of the peace. What is your good - pleasure with me? - BARDOLPH. My captain, sir, commends him to you; my captain, Sir - John Falstaff- a tall gentleman, by heaven, and a most gallant - leader. - SHALLOW. He greets me well, sir; I knew him a good back-sword man. - How doth the good knight? May I ask how my lady his wife doth? - BARDOLPH. Sir, pardon; a soldier is better accommodated than with a - wife. - SHALLOW. It is well said, in faith, sir; and it is well said indeed - too. 'Better accommodated!' It is good; yea, indeed, is it. Good - phrases are surely, and ever were, very commendable. - 'Accommodated!' It comes of accommodo. Very good; a good phrase. - BARDOLPH. Pardon, sir; I have heard the word. 'Phrase' call you it? - By this day, I know not the phrase; but I will maintain the word - with my sword to be a soldier-like word, and a word of exceeding - good command, by heaven. Accommodated: that is, when a man is, as - they say, accommodated; or, when a man is being-whereby 'a may be - thought to be accommodated; which is an excellent thing. - - Enter FALSTAFF - - SHALLOW. It is very just. Look, here comes good Sir John. Give me - your good hand, give me your worship's good hand. By my troth, - you like well and bear your years very well. Welcome, good Sir - John. - FALSTAFF. I am glad to see you well, good Master Robert Shallow. - Master Surecard, as I think? - SHALLOW. No, Sir John; it is my cousin Silence, in commission with - me. - FALSTAFF. Good Master Silence, it well befits you should be of the - peace. - SILENCE. Your good worship is welcome. - FALSTAFF. Fie! this is hot weather. Gentlemen, have you provided me - here half a dozen sufficient men? - SHALLOW. Marry, have we, sir. Will you sit? - FALSTAFF. Let me see them, I beseech you. - SHALLOW. Where's the roll? Where's the roll? Where's the roll? Let - me see, let me see, let me see. So, so, so, so,- so, so- yea, - marry, sir. Rafe Mouldy! Let them appear as I call; let them do - so, let them do so. Let me see; where is Mouldy? - MOULDY. Here, an't please you. - SHALLOW. What think you, Sir John? A good-limb'd fellow; young, - strong, and of good friends. - FALSTAFF. Is thy name Mouldy? - MOULDY. Yea, an't please you. - FALSTAFF. 'Tis the more time thou wert us'd. - SHALLOW. Ha, ha, ha! most excellent, i' faith! Things that are - mouldy lack use. Very singular good! In faith, well said, Sir - John; very well said. - FALSTAFF. Prick him. - MOULDY. I was prick'd well enough before, an you could have let me - alone. My old dame will be undone now for one to do her husbandry - and her drudgery. You need not to have prick'd me; there are - other men fitter to go out than I. - FALSTAFF. Go to; peace, Mouldy; you shall go. Mouldy, it is time - you were spent. - MOULDY. Spent! - SHALLOW. Peace, fellow, peace; stand aside; know you where you are? - For th' other, Sir John- let me see. Simon Shadow! - FALSTAFF. Yea, marry, let me have him to sit under. He's like to be - a cold soldier. - SHALLOW. Where's Shadow? - SHADOW. Here, sir. - FALSTAFF. Shadow, whose son art thou? - SHADOW. My mother's son, sir. - FALSTAFF. Thy mother's son! Like enough; and thy father's shadow. - So the son of the female is the shadow of the male. It is often - so indeed; but much of the father's substance! - SHALLOW. Do you like him, Sir John? - FALSTAFF. Shadow will serve for summer. Prick him; for we have a - number of shadows fill up the muster-book. - SHALLOW. Thomas Wart! - FALSTAFF. Where's he? - WART. Here, sir. - FALSTAFF. Is thy name Wart? - WART. Yea, sir. - FALSTAFF. Thou art a very ragged wart. - SHALLOW. Shall I prick him, Sir John? - FALSTAFF. It were superfluous; for his apparel is built upon his - back, and the whole frame stands upon pins. Prick him no more. - SHALLOW. Ha, ha, ha! You can do it, sir; you can do it. I commend - you well. Francis Feeble! - FEEBLE. Here, sir. - FALSTAFF. What trade art thou, Feeble? - FEEBLE. A woman's tailor, sir. - SHALLOW. Shall I prick him, sir? - FALSTAFF. You may; but if he had been a man's tailor, he'd ha' - prick'd you. Wilt thou make as many holes in an enemy's battle as - thou hast done in a woman's petticoat? - FEEBLE. I will do my good will, sir; you can have no more. - FALSTAFF. Well said, good woman's tailor! well said, courageous - Feeble! Thou wilt be as valiant as the wrathful dove or most - magnanimous mouse. Prick the woman's tailor- well, Master - Shallow, deep, Master Shallow. - FEEBLE. I would Wart might have gone, sir. - FALSTAFF. I would thou wert a man's tailor, that thou mightst mend - him and make him fit to go. I cannot put him to a private - soldier, that is the leader of so many thousands. Let that - suffice, most forcible Feeble. - FEEBLE. It shall suffice, sir. - FALSTAFF. I am bound to thee, reverend Feeble. Who is next? - SHALLOW. Peter Bullcalf o' th' green! - FALSTAFF. Yea, marry, let's see Bullcalf. - BULLCALF. Here, sir. - FALSTAFF. Fore God, a likely fellow! Come, prick me Bullcalf till - he roar again. - BULLCALF. O Lord! good my lord captain- - FALSTAFF. What, dost thou roar before thou art prick'd? - BULLCALF. O Lord, sir! I am a diseased man. - FALSTAFF. What disease hast thou? - BULLCALF. A whoreson cold, sir, a cough, sir, which I caught with - ringing in the King's affairs upon his coronation day, sir. - FALSTAFF. Come, thou shalt go to the wars in a gown. We will have - away thy cold; and I will take such order that thy friends shall - ring for thee. Is here all? - SHALLOW. Here is two more call'd than your number. You must have - but four here, sir; and so, I pray you, go in with me to dinner. - FALSTAFF. Come, I will go drink with you, but I cannot tarry - dinner. I am glad to see you, by my troth, Master Shallow. - SHALLOW. O, Sir John, do you remember since we lay all night in the - windmill in Saint George's Field? - FALSTAFF. No more of that, Master Shallow, no more of that. - SHALLOW. Ha, 'twas a merry night. And is Jane Nightwork alive? - FALSTAFF. She lives, Master Shallow. - SHALLOW. She never could away with me. - FALSTAFF. Never, never; she would always say she could not abide - Master Shallow. - SHALLOW. By the mass, I could anger her to th' heart. She was then - a bona-roba. Doth she hold her own well? - FALSTAFF. Old, old, Master Shallow. - SHALLOW. Nay, she must be old; she cannot choose but be old; - certain she's old; and had Robin Nightwork, by old Nightwork, - before I came to Clement's Inn. - SILENCE. That's fifty-five year ago. - SHALLOW. Ha, cousin Silence, that thou hadst seen that that this - knight and I have seen! Ha, Sir John, said I well? - FALSTAFF. We have heard the chimes at midnight, Master Shallow. - SHALLOW. That we have, that we have, that we have; in faith, Sir - John, we have. Our watchword was 'Hem, boys!' Come, let's to - dinner; come, let's to dinner. Jesus, the days that we have seen! - Come, come. - Exeunt FALSTAFF and the JUSTICES - BULLCALF. Good Master Corporate Bardolph, stand my friend; and - here's four Harry ten shillings in French crowns for you. In very - truth, sir, I had as lief be hang'd, sir, as go. And yet, for - mine own part, sir, I do not care; but rather because I am - unwilling and, for mine own part, have a desire to stay with my - friends; else, sir, I did not care for mine own part so much. - BARDOLPH. Go to; stand aside. - MOULDY. And, good Master Corporal Captain, for my old dame's sake, - stand my friend. She has nobody to do anything about her when I - am gone; and she is old, and cannot help herself. You shall have - forty, sir. - BARDOLPH. Go to; stand aside. - FEEBLE. By my troth, I care not; a man can die but once; we owe God - a death. I'll ne'er bear a base mind. An't be my destiny, so; - an't be not, so. No man's too good to serve 's Prince; and, let - it go which way it will, he that dies this year is quit for the - next. - BARDOLPH. Well said; th'art a good fellow. - FEEBLE. Faith, I'll bear no base mind. - - Re-enter FALSTAFF and the JUSTICES - - FALSTAFF. Come, sir, which men shall I have? - SHALLOW. Four of which you please. - BARDOLPH. Sir, a word with you. I have three pound to free Mouldy - and Bullcalf. - FALSTAFF. Go to; well. - SHALLOW. Come, Sir John, which four will you have? - FALSTAFF. Do you choose for me. - SHALLOW. Marry, then- Mouldy, Bullcalf, Feeble, and Shadow. - FALSTAFF. Mouldy and Bullcalf: for you, Mouldy, stay at home till - you are past service; and for your part, Bullcalf, grow you come - unto it. I will none of you. - SHALLOW. Sir John, Sir John, do not yourself wrong. They are your - likeliest men, and I would have you serv'd with the best. - FALSTAFF. Will you tell me, Master Shallow, how to choose a man? - Care I for the limb, the thews, the stature, bulk, and big - assemblance of a man! Give me the spirit, Master Shallow. Here's - Wart; you see what a ragged appearance it is. 'A shall charge you - and discharge you with the motion of a pewterer's hammer, come - off and on swifter than he that gibbets on the brewer's bucket. - And this same half-fac'd fellow, Shadow- give me this man. He - presents no mark to the enemy; the foeman may with as great aim - level at the edge of a penknife. And, for a retreat- how swiftly - will this Feeble, the woman's tailor, run off! O, give me the - spare men, and spare me the great ones. Put me a caliver into - Wart's hand, Bardolph. - BARDOLPH. Hold, Wart. Traverse- thus, thus, thus. - FALSTAFF. Come, manage me your caliver. So- very well. Go to; very - good; exceeding good. O, give me always a little, lean, old, - chopt, bald shot. Well said, i' faith, Wart; th'art a good scab. - Hold, there's a tester for thee. - SHALLOW. He is not his craft's master, he doth not do it right. I - remember at Mile-end Green, when I lay at Clement's Inn- I was - then Sir Dagonet in Arthur's show- there was a little quiver - fellow, and 'a would manage you his piece thus; and 'a would - about and about, and come you in and come you in. 'Rah, tah, - tah!' would 'a say; 'Bounce!' would 'a say; and away again would - 'a go, and again would 'a come. I shall ne'er see such a fellow. - FALSTAFF. These fellows will do well. Master Shallow, God keep you! - Master Silence, I will not use many words with you: Fare you - well! Gentlemen both, I thank you. I must a dozen mile to-night. - Bardolph, give the soldiers coats. - SHALLOW. Sir John, the Lord bless you; God prosper your affairs; - God send us peace! At your return, visit our house; let our old - acquaintance be renewed. Peradventure I will with ye to the - court. - FALSTAFF. Fore God, would you would. - SHALLOW. Go to; I have spoke at a word. God keep you. - FALSTAFF. Fare you well, gentle gentlemen. [Exeunt JUSTICES] On, - Bardolph; lead the men away. [Exeunt all but FALSTAFF] As I - return, I will fetch off these justices. I do see the bottom of - justice Shallow. Lord, Lord, how subject we old men are to this - vice of lying! This same starv'd justice hath done nothing but - prate to me of the wildness of his youth and the feats he hath - done about Turnbull Street; and every third word a lie, duer paid - to the hearer than the Turk's tribute. I do remember him at - Clement's Inn, like a man made after supper of a cheese-paring. - When 'a was naked, he was for all the world like a fork'd radish, - with a head fantastically carved upon it with a knife. 'A was so - forlorn that his dimensions to any thick sight were invisible. 'A - was the very genius of famine; yet lecherous as a monkey, and the - whores call'd him mandrake. 'A came ever in the rearward of the - fashion, and sung those tunes to the overscutch'd huswifes that - he heard the carmen whistle, and sware they were his fancies or - his good-nights. And now is this Vice's dagger become a squire, - and talks as familiarly of John a Gaunt as if he had been sworn - brother to him; and I'll be sworn 'a ne'er saw him but once in - the Tiltyard; and then he burst his head for crowding among the - marshal's men. I saw it, and told John a Gaunt he beat his own - name; for you might have thrust him and all his apparel into an - eel-skin; the case of a treble hautboy was a mansion for him, a - court- and now has he land and beeves. Well, I'll be acquainted - with him if I return; and 't shall go hard but I'll make him a - philosopher's two stones to me. If the young dace be a bait for - the old pike, I see no reason in the law of nature but I may snap - at him. Let time shape, and there an end. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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'Tis well done. - My friends and brethren in these great affairs, - I must acquaint you that I have receiv'd - New-dated letters from Northumberland; - Their cold intent, tenour, and substance, thus: - Here doth he wish his person, with such powers - As might hold sortance with his quality, - The which he could not levy; whereupon - He is retir'd, to ripe his growing fortunes, - To Scotland; and concludes in hearty prayers - That your attempts may overlive the hazard - And fearful meeting of their opposite. - MOWBRAY. Thus do the hopes we have in him touch ground - And dash themselves to pieces. - - Enter A MESSENGER - - HASTINGS. Now, what news? - MESSENGER. West of this forest, scarcely off a mile, - In goodly form comes on the enemy; - And, by the ground they hide, I judge their number - Upon or near the rate of thirty thousand. - MOWBRAY. The just proportion that we gave them out. - Let us sway on and face them in the field. - - Enter WESTMORELAND - - ARCHBISHOP. What well-appointed leader fronts us here? - MOWBRAY. I think it is my Lord of Westmoreland. - WESTMORELAND. Health and fair greeting from our general, - The Prince, Lord John and Duke of Lancaster. - ARCHBISHOP. Say on, my Lord of Westmoreland, in peace, - What doth concern your coming. - WESTMORELAND. Then, my lord, - Unto your Grace do I in chief address - The substance of my speech. If that rebellion - Came like itself, in base and abject routs, - Led on by bloody youth, guarded with rags, - And countenanc'd by boys and beggary- - I say, if damn'd commotion so appear'd - In his true, native, and most proper shape, - You, reverend father, and these noble lords, - Had not been here to dress the ugly form - Of base and bloody insurrection - With your fair honours. You, Lord Archbishop, - Whose see is by a civil peace maintain'd, - Whose beard the silver hand of peace hath touch'd, - Whose learning and good letters peace hath tutor'd, - Whose white investments figure innocence, - The dove, and very blessed spirit of peace- - Wherefore you do so ill translate yourself - Out of the speech of peace, that bears such grace, - Into the harsh and boist'rous tongue of war; - Turning your books to graves, your ink to blood, - Your pens to lances, and your tongue divine - To a loud trumpet and a point of war? - ARCHBISHOP. Wherefore do I this? So the question stands. - Briefly to this end: we are all diseas'd - And with our surfeiting and wanton hours - Have brought ourselves into a burning fever, - And we must bleed for it; of which disease - Our late King, Richard, being infected, died. - But, my most noble Lord of Westmoreland, - I take not on me here as a physician; - Nor do I as an enemy to peace - Troop in the throngs of military men; - But rather show awhile like fearful war - To diet rank minds sick of happiness, - And purge th' obstructions which begin to stop - Our very veins of life. Hear me more plainly. - I have in equal balance justly weigh'd - What wrongs our arms may do, what wrongs we suffer, - And find our griefs heavier than our offences. - We see which way the stream of time doth run - And are enforc'd from our most quiet there - By the rough torrent of occasion; - And have the summary of all our griefs, - When time shall serve, to show in articles; - Which long ere this we offer'd to the King, - And might by no suit gain our audience: - When we are wrong'd, and would unfold our griefs, - We are denied access unto his person, - Even by those men that most have done us wrong. - The dangers of the days but newly gone, - Whose memory is written on the earth - With yet appearing blood, and the examples - Of every minute's instance, present now, - Hath put us in these ill-beseeming arms; - Not to break peace, or any branch of it, - But to establish here a peace indeed, - Concurring both in name and quality. - WESTMORELAND. When ever yet was your appeal denied; - Wherein have you been galled by the King; - What peer hath been suborn'd to grate on you - That you should seal this lawless bloody book - Of forg'd rebellion with a seal divine, - And consecrate commotion's bitter edge? - ARCHBISHOP. My brother general, the commonwealth, - To brother horn an household cruelty, - I make my quarrel in particular. - WESTMORELAND. There is no need of any such redress; - Or if there were, it not belongs to you. - MOWBRAY. Why not to him in part, and to us all - That feel the bruises of the days before, - And suffer the condition of these times - To lay a heavy and unequal hand - Upon our honours? - WESTMORELAND. O my good Lord Mowbray, - Construe the times to their necessities, - And you shall say, indeed, it is the time, - And not the King, that doth you injuries. - Yet, for your part, it not appears to me, - Either from the King or in the present time, - That you should have an inch of any ground - To build a grief on. Were you not restor'd - To all the Duke of Norfolk's signiories, - Your noble and right well-rememb'red father's? - MOWBRAY. What thing, in honour, had my father lost - That need to be reviv'd and breath'd in me? - The King that lov'd him, as the state stood then, - Was force perforce compell'd to banish him, - And then that Henry Bolingbroke and he, - Being mounted and both roused in their seats, - Their neighing coursers daring of the spur, - Their armed staves in charge, their beavers down, - Their eyes of fire sparkling through sights of steel, - And the loud trumpet blowing them together- - Then, then, when there was nothing could have stay'd - My father from the breast of Bolingbroke, - O, when the King did throw his warder down- - His own life hung upon the staff he threw- - Then threw he down himself, and all their lives - That by indictment and by dint of sword - Have since miscarried under Bolingbroke. - WESTMORELAND. You speak, Lord Mowbray, now you know not what. - The Earl of Hereford was reputed then - In England the most valiant gentleman. - Who knows on whom fortune would then have smil'd? - But if your father had been victor there, - He ne'er had borne it out of Coventry; - For all the country, in a general voice, - Cried hate upon him; and all their prayers and love - Were set on Hereford, whom they doted on, - And bless'd and grac'd indeed more than the King. - But this is mere digression from my purpose. - Here come I from our princely general - To know your griefs; to tell you from his Grace - That he will give you audience; and wherein - It shall appear that your demands are just, - You shall enjoy them, everything set off - That might so much as think you enemies. - MOWBRAY. But he hath forc'd us to compel this offer; - And it proceeds from policy, not love. - WESTMORELAND. Mowbray. you overween to take it so. - This offer comes from mercy, not from fear; - For, lo! within a ken our army lies- - Upon mine honour, all too confident - To give admittance to a thought of fear. - Our battle is more full of names than yours, - Our men more perfect in the use of arms, - Our armour all as strong, our cause the best; - Then reason will our hearts should be as good. - Say you not, then, our offer is compell'd. - MOWBRAY. Well, by my will we shall admit no parley. - WESTMORELAND. That argues but the shame of your offence: - A rotten case abides no handling. - HASTINGS. Hath the Prince John a full commission, - In very ample virtue of his father, - To hear and absolutely to determine - Of what conditions we shall stand upon? - WESTMORELAND. That is intended in the general's name. - I muse you make so slight a question. - ARCHBISHOP. Then take, my Lord of Westmoreland, this schedule, - For this contains our general grievances. - Each several article herein redress'd, - All members of our cause, both here and hence, - That are insinewed to this action, - Acquitted by a true substantial form, - And present execution of our wills - To us and to our purposes confin'd- - We come within our awful banks again, - And knit our powers to the arm of peace. - WESTMORELAND. This will I show the general. Please you, lords, - In sight of both our battles we may meet; - And either end in peace- which God so frame!- - Or to the place of diff'rence call the swords - Which must decide it. - ARCHBISHOP. My lord, we will do so. Exit WESTMORELAND - MOWBRAY. There is a thing within my bosom tells me - That no conditions of our peace can stand. - HASTINGS. Fear you not that: if we can make our peace - Upon such large terms and so absolute - As our conditions shall consist upon, - Our peace shall stand as firm as rocky mountains. - MOWBRAY. Yea, but our valuation shall be such - That every slight and false-derived cause, - Yea, every idle, nice, and wanton reason, - Shall to the King taste of this action; - That, were our royal faiths martyrs in love, - We shall be winnow'd with so rough a wind - That even our corn shall seem as light as chaff, - And good from bad find no partition. - ARCHBISHOP. No, no, my lord. Note this: the King is weary - Of dainty and such picking grievances; - For he hath found to end one doubt by death - Revives two greater in the heirs of life; - And therefore will he wipe his tables clean, - And keep no tell-tale to his memory - That may repeat and history his los - To new remembrance. For full well he knows - He cannot so precisely weed this land - As his misdoubts present occasion: - His foes are so enrooted with his friends - That, plucking to unfix an enemy, - He doth unfasten so and shake a friend. - So that this land, like an offensive wife - That hath enrag'd him on to offer strokes, - As he is striking, holds his infant up, - And hangs resolv'd correction in the arm - That was uprear'd to execution. - HASTINGS. Besides, the King hath wasted all his rods - On late offenders, that he now doth lack - The very instruments of chastisement; - So that his power, like to a fangless lion, - May offer, but not hold. - ARCHBISHOP. 'Tis very true; - And therefore be assur'd, my good Lord Marshal, - If we do now make our atonement well, - Our peace will, like a broken limb united, - Grow stronger for the breaking. - MOWBRAY. Be it so. - Here is return'd my Lord of Westmoreland. - - Re-enter WESTMORELAND - - WESTMORELAND. The Prince is here at hand. Pleaseth your lordship - To meet his Grace just distance 'tween our armies? - MOWBRAY. Your Grace of York, in God's name then, set forward. - ARCHBISHOP. Before, and greet his Grace. My lord, we come. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Another part of the forest - -Enter, from one side, MOWBRAY, attended; afterwards, the ARCHBISHOP, -HASTINGS, and others; from the other side, PRINCE JOHN of LANCASTER, -WESTMORELAND, OFFICERS, and others - - PRINCE JOHN. You are well encount'red here, my cousin Mowbray. - Good day to you, gentle Lord Archbishop; - And so to you, Lord Hastings, and to all. - My Lord of York, it better show'd with you - When that your flock, assembled by the bell, - Encircled you to hear with reverence - Your exposition on the holy text - Than now to see you here an iron man, - Cheering a rout of rebels with your drum, - Turning the word to sword, and life to death. - That man that sits within a monarch's heart - And ripens in the sunshine of his favour, - Would he abuse the countenance of the king, - Alack, what mischiefs might he set abroach - In shadow of such greatness! With you, Lord Bishop, - It is even so. Who hath not heard it spoken - How deep you were within the books of God? - To us the speaker in His parliament, - To us th' imagin'd voice of God himself, - The very opener and intelligencer - Between the grace, the sanctities of heaven, - And our dull workings. O, who shall believe - But you misuse the reverence of your place, - Employ the countenance and grace of heav'n - As a false favourite doth his prince's name, - In deeds dishonourable? You have ta'en up, - Under the counterfeited zeal of God, - The subjects of His substitute, my father, - And both against the peace of heaven and him - Have here up-swarm'd them. - ARCHBISHOP. Good my Lord of Lancaster, - I am not here against your father's peace; - But, as I told my Lord of Westmoreland, - The time misord'red doth, in common sense, - Crowd us and crush us to this monstrous form - To hold our safety up. I sent your Grace - The parcels and particulars of our grief, - The which hath been with scorn shov'd from the court, - Whereon this hydra son of war is born; - Whose dangerous eyes may well be charm'd asleep - With grant of our most just and right desires; - And true obedience, of this madness cur'd, - Stoop tamely to the foot of majesty. - MOWBRAY. If not, we ready are to try our fortunes - To the last man. - HASTINGS. And though we here fall down, - We have supplies to second our attempt. - If they miscarry, theirs shall second them; - And so success of mischief shall be born, - And heir from heir shall hold this quarrel up - Whiles England shall have generation. - PRINCE JOHN. YOU are too shallow, Hastings, much to shallow, - To sound the bottom of the after-times. - WESTMORELAND. Pleaseth your Grace to answer them directly - How far forth you do like their articles. - PRINCE JOHN. I like them all and do allow them well; - And swear here, by the honour of my blood, - My father's purposes have been mistook; - And some about him have too lavishly - Wrested his meaning and authority. - My lord, these griefs shall be with speed redress'd; - Upon my soul, they shall. If this may please you, - Discharge your powers unto their several counties, - As we will ours; and here, between the armies, - Let's drink together friendly and embrace, - That all their eyes may bear those tokens home - Of our restored love and amity. - ARCHBISHOP. I take your princely word for these redresses. - PRINCE JOHN. I give it you, and will maintain my word; - And thereupon I drink unto your Grace. - HASTINGS. Go, Captain, and deliver to the army - This news of peace. Let them have pay, and part. - I know it will please them. Hie thee, Captain. - Exit Officer - ARCHBISHOP. To you, my noble Lord of Westmoreland. - WESTMORELAND. I pledge your Grace; and if you knew what pains - I have bestow'd to breed this present peace, - You would drink freely; but my love to ye - Shall show itself more openly hereafter. - ARCHBISHOP. I do not doubt you. - WESTMORELAND. I am glad of it. - Health to my lord and gentle cousin, Mowbray. - MOWBRAY. You wish me health in very happy season, - For I am on the sudden something ill. - ARCHBISHOP. Against ill chances men are ever merry; - But heaviness foreruns the good event. - WESTMORELAND. Therefore be merry, coz; since sudden sorrow - Serves to say thus, 'Some good thing comes to-morrow.' - ARCHBISHOP. Believe me, I am passing light in spirit. - MOWBRAY. So much the worse, if your own rule be true. - [Shouts within] - PRINCE JOHN. The word of peace is rend'red. Hark, how they shout! - MOWBRAY. This had been cheerful after victory. - ARCHBISHOP. A peace is of the nature of a conquest; - For then both parties nobly are subdu'd, - And neither party loser. - PRINCE JOHN. Go, my lord, - And let our army be discharged too. - Exit WESTMORELAND - And, good my lord, so please you let our trains - March by us, that we may peruse the men - We should have cop'd withal. - ARCHBISHOP. Go, good Lord Hastings, - And, ere they be dismiss'd, let them march by. - Exit HASTINGS - PRINCE JOHN. I trust, lords, we shall lie to-night together. - - Re-enter WESTMORELAND - - Now, cousin, wherefore stands our army still? - WESTMORELAND. The leaders, having charge from you to stand, - Will not go off until they hear you speak. - PRINCE JOHN. They know their duties. - - Re-enter HASTINGS - - HASTINGS. My lord, our army is dispers'd already. - Like youthful steers unyok'd, they take their courses - East, west, north, south; or like a school broke up, - Each hurries toward his home and sporting-place. - WESTMORELAND. Good tidings, my Lord Hastings; for the which - I do arrest thee, traitor, of high treason; - And you, Lord Archbishop, and you, Lord Mowbray, - Of capital treason I attach you both. - MOWBRAY. Is this proceeding just and honourable? - WESTMORELAND. Is your assembly so? - ARCHBISHOP. Will you thus break your faith? - PRINCE JOHN. I pawn'd thee none: - I promis'd you redress of these same grievances - Whereof you did complain; which, by mine honour, - I will perform with a most Christian care. - But for you, rebels- look to taste the due - Meet for rebellion and such acts as yours. - Most shallowly did you these arms commence, - Fondly brought here, and foolishly sent hence. - Strike up our drums, pursue the scatt'red stray. - God, and not we, hath safely fought to-day. - Some guard these traitors to the block of death, - Treason's true bed and yielder-up of breath. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Another part of the forest - -Alarum; excursions. Enter FALSTAFF and COLVILLE, meeting - - FALSTAFF. What's your name, sir? Of what condition are you, and of - what place, I pray? - COLVILLE. I am a knight sir; and my name is Colville of the Dale. - FALSTAFF. Well then, Colville is your name, a knight is your - degree, and your place the Dale. Colville shall still be your - name, a traitor your degree, and the dungeon your place- a place - deep enough; so shall you be still Colville of the Dale. - COLVILLE. Are not you Sir John Falstaff? - FALSTAFF. As good a man as he, sir, whoe'er I am. Do you yield, - sir, or shall I sweat for you? If I do sweat, they are the drops - of thy lovers, and they weep for thy death; therefore rouse up - fear and trembling, and do observance to my mercy. - COLVILLE. I think you are Sir John Falstaff, and in that thought - yield me. - FALSTAFF. I have a whole school of tongues in this belly of mine; - and not a tongue of them all speaks any other word but my name. - An I had but a belly of any indifferency, I were simply the most - active fellow in Europe. My womb, my womb, my womb undoes me. - Here comes our general. - - Enter PRINCE JOHN OF LANCASTER, WESTMORELAND, - BLUNT, and others - - PRINCE JOHN. The heat is past; follow no further now. - Call in the powers, good cousin Westmoreland. - Exit WESTMORELAND - Now, Falstaff, where have you been all this while? - When everything is ended, then you come. - These tardy tricks of yours will, on my life, - One time or other break some gallows' back. - FALSTAFF. I would be sorry, my lord, but it should be thus: I never - knew yet but rebuke and check was the reward of valour. Do you - think me a swallow, an arrow, or a bullet? Have I, in my poor and - old motion, the expedition of thought? I have speeded hither with - the very extremest inch of possibility; I have found'red nine - score and odd posts; and here, travel tainted as I am, have, in - my pure and immaculate valour, taken Sir John Colville of the - Dale,a most furious knight and valorous enemy. But what of that? - He saw me, and yielded; that I may justly say with the hook-nos'd - fellow of Rome-I came, saw, and overcame. - PRINCE JOHN. It was more of his courtesy than your deserving. - FALSTAFF. I know not. Here he is, and here I yield him; and I - beseech your Grace, let it be book'd with the rest of this day's - deeds; or, by the Lord, I will have it in a particular ballad - else, with mine own picture on the top on't, Colville kissing my - foot; to the which course if I be enforc'd, if you do not all - show like gilt twopences to me, and I, in the clear sky of fame, - o'ershine you as much as the full moon doth the cinders of the - element, which show like pins' heads to her, believe not the word - of the noble. Therefore let me have right, and let desert mount. - PRINCE JOHN. Thine's too heavy to mount. - FALSTAFF. Let it shine, then. - PRINCE JOHN. Thine's too thick to shine. - FALSTAFF. Let it do something, my good lord, that may do me good, - and call it what you will. - PRINCE JOHN. Is thy name Colville? - COLVILLE. It is, my lord. - PRINCE JOHN. A famous rebel art thou, Colville. - FALSTAFF. And a famous true subject took him. - COLVILLE. I am, my lord, but as my betters are - That led me hither. Had they been rul'd by me, - You should have won them dearer than you have. - FALSTAFF. I know not how they sold themselves; but thou, like a - kind fellow, gavest thyself away gratis; and I thank thee for - thee. - - Re-enter WESTMORELAND - - PRINCE JOHN. Now, have you left pursuit? - WESTMORELAND. Retreat is made, and execution stay'd. - PRINCE JOHN. Send Colville, with his confederates, - To York, to present execution. - Blunt, lead him hence; and see you guard him sure. - Exeunt BLUNT and others - And now dispatch we toward the court, my lords. - I hear the King my father is sore sick. - Our news shall go before us to his Majesty, - Which, cousin, you shall bear to comfort him - And we with sober speed will follow you. - FALSTAFF. My lord, I beseech you, give me leave to go through - Gloucestershire; and, when you come to court, stand my good lord, - pray, in your good report. - PRINCE JOHN. Fare you well, Falstaff. I, in my condition, - Shall better speak of you than you deserve. - Exeunt all but FALSTAFF - FALSTAFF. I would you had but the wit; 'twere better than your - dukedom. Good faith, this same young sober-blooded boy doth not - love me; nor a man cannot make him laugh- but that's no marvel; - he drinks no wine. There's never none of these demure boys come - to any proof; for thin drink doth so over-cool their blood, and - making many fish-meals, that they fall into a kind of male - green-sickness; and then, when they marry, they get wenches. They - are generally fools and cowards-which some of us should be too, - but for inflammation. A good sherris-sack hath a two-fold - operation in it. It ascends me into the brain; dries me there all - the foolish and dull and crudy vapours which environ it; makes it - apprehensive, quick, forgetive, full of nimble, fiery, and - delectable shapes; which delivered o'er to the voice, the tongue, - which is the birth, becomes excellent wit. The second property of - your excellent sherris is the warming of the blood; which before, - cold and settled, left the liver white and pale, which is the - badge of pusillanimity and cowardice; but the sherris warms it, - and makes it course from the inwards to the parts extremes. It - illumineth the face, which, as a beacon, gives warning to all the - rest of this little kingdom, man, to arm; and then the vital - commoners and inland petty spirits muster me all to their - captain, the heart, who, great and puff'd up with this retinue, - doth any deed of courage- and this valour comes of sherris. So - that skill in the weapon is nothing without sack, for that sets - it a-work; and learning, a mere hoard of gold kept by a devil - till sack commences it and sets it in act and use. Hereof comes - it that Prince Harry is valiant; for the cold blood he did - naturally inherit of his father, he hath, like lean, sterile, and - bare land, manured, husbanded, and till'd, with excellent - endeavour of drinking good and good store of fertile sherris, - that he is become very hot and valiant. If I had a thousand sons, - the first humane principle I would teach them should be to - forswear thin potations and to addict themselves to sack. - - Enter BARDOLPH - - How now, Bardolph! - BARDOLPH. The army is discharged all and gone. - FALSTAFF. Let them go. I'll through Gloucestershire, and there will - I visit Master Robert Shallow, Esquire. I have him already - temp'ring between my finger and my thumb, and shortly will I seal - with him. Come away. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -Westminster. The Jerusalem Chamber - -Enter the KING, PRINCE THOMAS OF CLARENCE, PRINCE HUMPHREY OF GLOUCESTER, -WARWICK, and others - - KING. Now, lords, if God doth give successful end - To this debate that bleedeth at our doors, - We will our youth lead on to higher fields, - And draw no swords but what are sanctified. - Our navy is address'd, our power connected, - Our substitutes in absence well invested, - And everything lies level to our wish. - Only we want a little personal strength; - And pause us till these rebels, now afoot, - Come underneath the yoke of government. - WARWICK. Both which we doubt not but your Majesty - Shall soon enjoy. - KING. Humphrey, my son of Gloucester, - Where is the Prince your brother? - PRINCE HUMPHREY. I think he's gone to hunt, my lord, at Windsor. - KING. And how accompanied? - PRINCE HUMPHREY. I do not know, my lord. - KING. Is not his brother, Thomas of Clarence, with him? - PRINCE HUMPHREY. No, my good lord, he is in presence here. - CLARENCE. What would my lord and father? - KING. Nothing but well to thee, Thomas of Clarence. - How chance thou art not with the Prince thy brother? - He loves thee, and thou dost neglect him, Thomas. - Thou hast a better place in his affection - Than all thy brothers; cherish it, my boy, - And noble offices thou mayst effect - Of mediation, after I am dead, - Between his greatness and thy other brethren. - Therefore omit him not; blunt not his love, - Nor lose the good advantage of his grace - By seeming cold or careless of his will; - For he is gracious if he be observ'd. - He hath a tear for pity and a hand - Open as day for melting charity; - Yet notwithstanding, being incens'd, he is flint; - As humorous as winter, and as sudden - As flaws congealed in the spring of day. - His temper, therefore, must be well observ'd. - Chide him for faults, and do it reverently, - When you perceive his blood inclin'd to mirth; - But, being moody, give him line and scope - Till that his passions, like a whale on ground, - Confound themselves with working. Learn this, Thomas, - And thou shalt prove a shelter to thy friends, - A hoop of gold to bind thy brothers in, - That the united vessel of their blood, - Mingled with venom of suggestion- - As, force perforce, the age will pour it in- - Shall never leak, though it do work as strong - As aconitum or rash gunpowder. - CLARENCE. I shall observe him with all care and love. - KING. Why art thou not at Windsor with him, Thomas? - CLARENCE. He is not there to-day; he dines in London. - KING. And how accompanied? Canst thou tell that? - CLARENCE. With Poins, and other his continual followers. - KING. Most subject is the fattest soil to weeds; - And he, the noble image of my youth, - Is overspread with them; therefore my grief - Stretches itself beyond the hour of death. - The blood weeps from my heart when I do shape, - In forms imaginary, th'unguided days - And rotten times that you shall look upon - When I am sleeping with my ancestors. - For when his headstrong riot hath no curb, - When rage and hot blood are his counsellors - When means and lavish manners meet together, - O, with what wings shall his affections fly - Towards fronting peril and oppos'd decay! - WARWICK. My gracious lord, you look beyond him quite. - The Prince but studies his companions - Like a strange tongue, wherein, to gain the language, - 'Tis needful that the most immodest word - Be look'd upon and learnt; which once attain'd, - Your Highness knows, comes to no further use - But to be known and hated. So, like gross terms, - The Prince will, in the perfectness of time, - Cast off his followers; and their memory - Shall as a pattern or a measure live - By which his Grace must mete the lives of other, - Turning past evils to advantages. - KING. 'Tis seldom when the bee doth leave her comb - In the dead carrion. - - Enter WESTMORELAND - - Who's here? Westmoreland? - WESTMORELAND. Health to my sovereign, and new happiness - Added to that that am to deliver! - Prince John, your son, doth kiss your Grace's hand. - Mowbray, the Bishop Scroop, Hastings, and all, - Are brought to the correction of your law. - There is not now a rebel's sword unsheath'd, - But Peace puts forth her olive everywhere. - The manner how this action hath been borne - Here at more leisure may your Highness read, - With every course in his particular. - KING. O Westmoreland, thou art a summer bird, - Which ever in the haunch of winter sings - The lifting up of day. - - Enter HARCOURT - - Look here's more news. - HARCOURT. From enemies heaven keep your Majesty; - And, when they stand against you, may they fall - As those that I am come to tell you of! - The Earl Northumberland and the Lord Bardolph, - With a great power of English and of Scots, - Are by the shrieve of Yorkshire overthrown. - The manner and true order of the fight - This packet, please it you, contains at large. - KING. And wherefore should these good news make me sick? - Will Fortune never come with both hands full, - But write her fair words still in foulest letters? - She either gives a stomach and no food- - Such are the poor, in health- or else a feast, - And takes away the stomach- such are the rich - That have abundance and enjoy it not. - I should rejoice now at this happy news; - And now my sight fails, and my brain is giddy. - O me! come near me now I am much ill. - PRINCE HUMPHREY. Comfort, your Majesty! - CLARENCE. O my royal father! - WESTMORELAND. My sovereign lord, cheer up yourself, look up. - WARWICK. Be patient, Princes; you do know these fits - Are with his Highness very ordinary. - Stand from him, give him air; he'll straight be well. - CLARENCE. No, no; he cannot long hold out these pangs. - Th' incessant care and labour of his mind - Hath wrought the mure that should confine it in - So thin that life looks through, and will break out. - PRINCE HUMPHREY. The people fear me; for they do observe - Unfather'd heirs and loathly births of nature. - The seasons change their manners, as the year - Had found some months asleep, and leapt them over. - CLARENCE. The river hath thrice flow'd, no ebb between; - And the old folk, Time's doting chronicles, - Say it did so a little time before - That our great grandsire, Edward, sick'd and died. - WARWICK. Speak lower, Princes, for the King recovers. - PRINCE HUMPHREY. This apoplexy will certain be his end. - KING. I pray you take me up, and bear me hence - Into some other chamber. Softly, pray. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -Westminster. Another chamber - -The KING lying on a bed; CLARENCE, GLOUCESTER, WARWICK, -and others in attendance - - KING. Let there be no noise made, my gentle friends; - Unless some dull and favourable hand - Will whisper music to my weary spirit. - WARWICK. Call for the music in the other room. - KING. Set me the crown upon my pillow here. - CLARENCE. His eye is hollow, and he changes much. - WARWICK. Less noise! less noise! - - Enter PRINCE HENRY - - PRINCE. Who saw the Duke of Clarence? - CLARENCE. I am here, brother, full of heaviness. - PRINCE. How now! Rain within doors, and none abroad! - How doth the King? - PRINCE HUMPHREY. Exceeding ill. - PRINCE. Heard he the good news yet? Tell it him. - PRINCE HUMPHREY. He alt'red much upon the hearing it. - PRINCE. If he be sick with joy, he'll recover without physic. - WARWICK. Not so much noise, my lords. Sweet Prince, speak low; - The King your father is dispos'd to sleep. - CLARENCE. Let us withdraw into the other room. - WARWICK. Will't please your Grace to go along with us? - PRINCE. No; I will sit and watch here by the King. - Exeunt all but the PRINCE - Why doth the crown lie there upon his pillow, - Being so troublesome a bedfellow? - O polish'd perturbation! golden care! - That keep'st the ports of slumber open wide - To many a watchful night! Sleep with it now! - Yet not so sound and half so deeply sweet - As he whose brow with homely biggen bound - Snores out the watch of night. O majesty! - When thou dost pinch thy bearer, thou dost sit - Like a rich armour worn in heat of day - That scald'st with safety. By his gates of breath - There lies a downy feather which stirs not. - Did he suspire, that light and weightless down - Perforce must move. My gracious lord! my father! - This sleep is sound indeed; this is a sleep - That from this golden rigol hath divorc'd - So many English kings. Thy due from me - Is tears and heavy sorrows of the blood - Which nature, love, and filial tenderness, - Shall, O dear father, pay thee plenteously. - My due from thee is this imperial crown, - Which, as immediate from thy place and blood, - Derives itself to me. [Putting on the crown] Lo where it sits- - Which God shall guard; and put the world's whole strength - Into one giant arm, it shall not force - This lineal honour from me. This from thee - Will I to mine leave as 'tis left to me. Exit - KING. Warwick! Gloucester! Clarence! - - Re-enter WARWICK, GLOUCESTER, CLARENCE - - CLARENCE. Doth the King call? - WARWICK. What would your Majesty? How fares your Grace? - KING. Why did you leave me here alone, my lords? - CLARENCE. We left the Prince my brother here, my liege, - Who undertook to sit and watch by you. - KING. The Prince of Wales! Where is he? Let me see him. - He is not here. - WARWICK. This door is open; he is gone this way. - PRINCE HUMPHREY. He came not through the chamber where we stay'd. - KING. Where is the crown? Who took it from my pillow? - WARWICK. When we withdrew, my liege, we left it here. - KING. The Prince hath ta'en it hence. Go, seek him out. - Is he so hasty that he doth suppose - My sleep my death? - Find him, my lord of Warwick; chide him hither. - Exit WARWICK - This part of his conjoins with my disease - And helps to end me. See, sons, what things you are! - How quickly nature falls into revolt - When gold becomes her object! - For this the foolish over-careful fathers - Have broke their sleep with thoughts, - Their brains with care, their bones with industry; - For this they have engrossed and pil'd up - The cank'red heaps of strange-achieved gold; - For this they have been thoughtful to invest - Their sons with arts and martial exercises; - When, like the bee, tolling from every flower - The virtuous sweets, - Our thighs with wax, our mouths with honey pack'd, - We bring it to the hive, and, like the bees, - Are murd'red for our pains. This bitter taste - Yields his engrossments to the ending father. - - Re-enter WARWICK - - Now where is he that will not stay so long - Till his friend sickness hath determin'd me? - WARWICK. My lord, I found the Prince in the next room, - Washing with kindly tears his gentle cheeks, - With such a deep demeanour in great sorrow, - That tyranny, which never quaff'd but blood, - Would, by beholding him, have wash'd his knife - With gentle eye-drops. He is coming hither. - KING. But wherefore did he take away the crown? - - Re-enter PRINCE HENRY - - Lo where he comes. Come hither to me, Harry. - Depart the chamber, leave us here alone. - Exeunt all but the KING and the PRINCE - PRINCE. I never thought to hear you speak again. - KING. Thy wish was father, Harry, to that thought. - I stay too long by thee, I weary thee. - Dost thou so hunger for mine empty chair - That thou wilt needs invest thee with my honours - Before thy hour be ripe? O foolish youth! - Thou seek'st the greatness that will overwhelm thee. - Stay but a little, for my cloud of dignity - Is held from falling with so weak a wind - That it will quickly drop; my day is dim. - Thou hast stol'n that which, after some few hours, - Were thine without offense; and at my death - Thou hast seal'd up my expectation. - Thy life did manifest thou lov'dst me not, - And thou wilt have me die assur'd of it. - Thou hid'st a thousand daggers in thy thoughts, - Which thou hast whetted on thy stony heart, - To stab at half an hour of my life. - What, canst thou not forbear me half an hour? - Then get thee gone, and dig my grave thyself; - And bid the merry bells ring to thine ear - That thou art crowned, not that I am dead. - Let all the tears that should bedew my hearse - Be drops of balm to sanctify thy head; - Only compound me with forgotten dust; - Give that which gave thee life unto the worms. - Pluck down my officers, break my decrees; - For now a time is come to mock at form- - Harry the Fifth is crown'd. Up, vanity: - Down, royal state. All you sage counsellors, hence. - And to the English court assemble now, - From every region, apes of idleness. - Now, neighbour confines, purge you of your scum. - Have you a ruffian that will swear, drink, dance, - Revel the night, rob, murder, and commit - The oldest sins the newest kind of ways? - Be happy, he will trouble you no more. - England shall double gild his treble guilt; - England shall give him office, honour, might; - For the fifth Harry from curb'd license plucks - The muzzle of restraint, and the wild dog - Shall flesh his tooth on every innocent. - O my poor kingdom, sick with civil blows! - When that my care could not withhold thy riots, - What wilt thou do when riot is thy care? - O, thou wilt be a wilderness again. - Peopled with wolves, thy old inhabitants! - PRINCE. O, pardon me, my liege! But for my tears, - The moist impediments unto my speech, - I had forestall'd this dear and deep rebuke - Ere you with grief had spoke and I had heard - The course of it so far. There is your crown, - And he that wears the crown immortally - Long guard it yours! [Kneeling] If I affect it more - Than as your honour and as your renown, - Let me no more from this obedience rise, - Which my most inward true and duteous spirit - Teacheth this prostrate and exterior bending! - God witness with me, when I here came in - And found no course of breath within your Majesty, - How cold it struck my heart! If I do feign, - O, let me in my present wildness die, - And never live to show th' incredulous world - The noble change that I have purposed! - Coming to look on you, thinking you dead- - And dead almost, my liege, to think you were- - I spake unto this crown as having sense, - And thus upbraided it: 'The care on thee depending - Hath fed upon the body of my father; - Therefore thou best of gold art worst of gold. - Other, less fine in carat, is more precious, - Preserving life in med'cine potable; - But thou, most fine, most honour'd, most renown'd, - Hast eat thy bearer up.' Thus, my most royal liege, - Accusing it, I put it on my head, - To try with it- as with an enemy - That had before my face murd'red my father- - The quarrel of a true inheritor. - But if it did infect my blood with joy, - Or swell my thoughts to any strain of pride; - If any rebel or vain spirit of mine - Did with the least affection of a welcome - Give entertainment to the might of it, - Let God for ever keep it from my head, - And make me as the poorest vassal is, - That doth with awe and terror kneel to it! - KING. O my son, - God put it in thy mind to take it hence, - That thou mightst win the more thy father's love, - Pleading so wisely in excuse of it! - Come hither, Harry; sit thou by my bed, - And hear, I think, the very latest counsel - That ever I shall breathe. God knows, my son, - By what by-paths and indirect crook'd ways - I met this crown; and I myself know well - How troublesome it sat upon my head: - To thee it shall descend with better quiet, - Better opinion, better confirmation; - For all the soil of the achievement goes - With me into the earth. It seem'd in me - But as an honour snatch'd with boist'rous hand; - And I had many living to upbraid - My gain of it by their assistances; - Which daily grew to quarrel and to bloodshed, - Wounding supposed peace. All these bold fears - Thou seest with peril I have answered; - For all my reign hath been but as a scene - Acting that argument. And now my death - Changes the mood; for what in me was purchas'd - Falls upon thee in a more fairer sort; - So thou the garland wear'st successively. - Yet, though thou stand'st more sure than I could do, - Thou art not firm enough, since griefs are green; - And all my friends, which thou must make thy friends, - Have but their stings and teeth newly ta'en out; - By whose fell working I was first advanc'd, - And by whose power I well might lodge a fear - To be again displac'd; which to avoid, - I cut them off; and had a purpose now - To lead out many to the Holy Land, - Lest rest and lying still might make them look - Too near unto my state. Therefore, my Harry, - Be it thy course to busy giddy minds - With foreign quarrels, that action, hence borne out, - May waste the memory of the former days. - More would I, but my lungs are wasted so - That strength of speech is utterly denied me. - How I came by the crown, O God, forgive; - And grant it may with thee in true peace live! - PRINCE. My gracious liege, - You won it, wore it, kept it, gave it me; - Then plain and right must my possession be; - Which I with more than with a common pain - 'Gainst all the world will rightfully maintain. - - Enter PRINCE JOHN OF LANCASTER, WARWICK, LORDS, and others - - KING. Look, look, here comes my John of Lancaster. - PRINCE JOHN. Health, peace, and happiness, to my royal father! - KING. Thou bring'st me happiness and peace, son John; - But health, alack, with youthful wings is flown - From this bare wither'd trunk. Upon thy sight - My worldly business makes a period. - Where is my Lord of Warwick? - PRINCE. My Lord of Warwick! - KING. Doth any name particular belong - Unto the lodging where I first did swoon? - WARWICK. 'Tis call'd Jerusalem, my noble lord. - KING. Laud be to God! Even there my life must end. - It hath been prophesied to me many years, - I should not die but in Jerusalem; - Which vainly I suppos'd the Holy Land. - But bear me to that chamber; there I'll lie; - In that Jerusalem shall Harry die. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -Gloucestershire. SHALLOW'S house - -Enter SHALLOW, FALSTAFF, BARDOLPH, and PAGE - - SHALLOW. By cock and pie, sir, you shall not away to-night. - What, Davy, I say! - FALSTAFF. You must excuse me, Master Robert Shallow. - SHALLOW. I will not excuse you; you shall not be excus'd; excuses - shall not be admitted; there is no excuse shall serve; you shall - not be excus'd. Why, Davy! - - Enter DAVY - - DAVY. Here, sir. - SHALLOW. Davy, Davy, Davy, Davy; let me see, Davy; let me see, - Davy; let me see- yea, marry, William cook, bid him come hither. - Sir John, you shall not be excus'd. - DAVY. Marry, sir, thus: those precepts cannot be served; and, - again, sir- shall we sow the headland with wheat? - SHALLOW. With red wheat, Davy. But for William cook- are there no - young pigeons? - DAVY. Yes, sir. Here is now the smith's note for shoeing and - plough-irons. - SHALLOW. Let it be cast, and paid. Sir John, you shall not be - excused. - DAVY. Now, sir, a new link to the bucket must needs be had; and, - sir, do you mean to stop any of William's wages about the sack he - lost the other day at Hinckley fair? - SHALLOW. 'A shall answer it. Some pigeons, Davy, a couple of - short-legg'd hens, a joint of mutton, and any pretty little tiny - kickshaws, tell William cook. - DAVY. Doth the man of war stay all night, sir? - SHALLOW. Yea, Davy; I will use him well. A friend i' th' court is - better than a penny in purse. Use his men well, Davy; for they - are arrant knaves and will backbite. - DAVY. No worse than they are backbitten, sir; for they have - marvellous foul linen. - SHALLOW. Well conceited, Davy- about thy business, Davy. - DAVY. I beseech you, sir, to countenance William Visor of Woncot - against Clement Perkes o' th' hill. - SHALLOW. There, is many complaints, Davy, against that Visor. That - Visor is an arrant knave, on my knowledge. - DAVY. I grant your worship that he is a knave, sir; but yet God - forbid, sir, but a knave should have some countenance at his - friend's request. An honest man, sir, is able to speak for - himself, when a knave is not. I have serv'd your worship truly, - sir, this eight years; an I cannot once or twice in a quarter - bear out a knave against an honest man, I have but a very little - credit with your worship. The knave is mine honest friend, sir; - therefore, I beseech you, let him be countenanc'd. - SHALLOW. Go to; I say he shall have no wrong. Look about, - DAVY. [Exit DAVY] Where are you, Sir John? Come, come, come, off - with your boots. Give me your hand, Master Bardolph. - BARDOLPH. I am glad to see your worship. - SHALLOW. I thank thee with all my heart, kind Master Bardolph. - [To the PAGE] And welcome, my tall fellow. Come, Sir John. - FALSTAFF. I'll follow you, good Master Robert Shallow. - [Exit SHALLOW] Bardolph, look to our horses. [Exeunt BARDOLPH - and PAGE] If I were sawed into quantities, I should make four - dozen of such bearded hermits' staves as Master Shallow. It is a - wonderful thing to see the semblable coherence of his men's - spirits and his. They, by observing of him, do bear themselves - like foolish justices: he, by conversing with them, is turned - into a justice-like serving-man. Their spirits are so married in - conjunction with the participation of society that they flock - together in consent, like so many wild geese. If I had a suit to - Master Shallow, I would humour his men with the imputation of - being near their master; if to his men, I would curry with Master - Shallow that no man could better command his servants. It is - certain that either wise bearing or ignorant carriage is caught, - as men take diseases, one of another; therefore let men take heed - of their company. I will devise matter enough out of this Shallow - to keep Prince Harry in continual laughter the wearing out of six - fashions, which is four terms, or two actions; and 'a shall laugh - without intervallums. O, it is much that a lie with a slight - oath, and a jest with a sad brow will do with a fellow that never - had the ache in his shoulders! O, you shall see him laugh till - his face be like a wet cloak ill laid up! - SHALLOW. [Within] Sir John! - FALSTAFF. I come, Master Shallow; I come, Master Shallow. - Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -Westminster. The palace - -Enter, severally, WARWICK, and the LORD CHIEF JUSTICE - - WARWICK. How now, my Lord Chief Justice; whither away? - CHIEF JUSTICE. How doth the King? - WARWICK. Exceeding well; his cares are now all ended. - CHIEF JUSTICE. I hope, not dead. - WARWICK. He's walk'd the way of nature; - And to our purposes he lives no more. - CHIEF JUSTICE. I would his Majesty had call'd me with him. - The service that I truly did his life - Hath left me open to all injuries. - WARWICK. Indeed, I think the young king loves you not. - CHIEF JUSTICE. I know he doth not, and do arm myself - To welcome the condition of the time, - Which cannot look more hideously upon me - Than I have drawn it in my fantasy. - - Enter LANCASTER, CLARENCE, GLOUCESTER, - WESTMORELAND, and others - - WARWICK. Here comes the heavy issue of dead Harry. - O that the living Harry had the temper - Of he, the worst of these three gentlemen! - How many nobles then should hold their places - That must strike sail to spirits of vile sort! - CHIEF JUSTICE. O God, I fear all will be overturn'd. - PRINCE JOHN. Good morrow, cousin Warwick, good morrow. - GLOUCESTER & CLARENCE. Good morrow, cousin. - PRINCE JOHN. We meet like men that had forgot to speak. - WARWICK. We do remember; but our argument - Is all too heavy to admit much talk. - PRINCE JOHN. Well, peace be with him that hath made us heavy! - CHIEF JUSTICE. Peace be with us, lest we be heavier! - PRINCE HUMPHREY. O, good my lord, you have lost a friend indeed; - And I dare swear you borrow not that face - Of seeming sorrow- it is sure your own. - PRINCE JOHN. Though no man be assur'd what grace to find, - You stand in coldest expectation. - I am the sorrier; would 'twere otherwise. - CLARENCE. Well, you must now speak Sir John Falstaff fair; - Which swims against your stream of quality. - CHIEF JUSTICE. Sweet Princes, what I did, I did in honour, - Led by th' impartial conduct of my soul; - And never shall you see that I will beg - A ragged and forestall'd remission. - If truth and upright innocency fail me, - I'll to the King my master that is dead, - And tell him who hath sent me after him. - WARWICK. Here comes the Prince. - - Enter KING HENRY THE FIFTH, attended - - CHIEF JUSTICE. Good morrow, and God save your Majesty! - KING. This new and gorgeous garment, majesty, - Sits not so easy on me as you think. - Brothers, you mix your sadness with some fear. - This is the English, not the Turkish court; - Not Amurath an Amurath succeeds, - But Harry Harry. Yet be sad, good brothers, - For, by my faith, it very well becomes you. - Sorrow so royally in you appears - That I will deeply put the fashion on, - And wear it in my heart. Why, then, be sad; - But entertain no more of it, good brothers, - Than a joint burden laid upon us all. - For me, by heaven, I bid you be assur'd, - I'll be your father and your brother too; - Let me but bear your love, I'll bear your cares. - Yet weep that Harry's dead, and so will I; - But Harry lives that shall convert those tears - By number into hours of happiness. - BROTHERS. We hope no otherwise from your Majesty. - KING. You all look strangely on me; and you most. - You are, I think, assur'd I love you not. - CHIEF JUSTICE. I am assur'd, if I be measur'd rightly, - Your Majesty hath no just cause to hate me. - KING. No? - How might a prince of my great hopes forget - So great indignities you laid upon me? - What, rate, rebuke, and roughly send to prison, - Th' immediate heir of England! Was this easy? - May this be wash'd in Lethe and forgotten? - CHIEF JUSTICE. I then did use the person of your father; - The image of his power lay then in me; - And in th' administration of his law, - Whiles I was busy for the commonwealth, - Your Highness pleased to forget my place, - The majesty and power of law and justice, - The image of the King whom I presented, - And struck me in my very seat of judgment; - Whereon, as an offender to your father, - I gave bold way to my authority - And did commit you. If the deed were ill, - Be you contented, wearing now the garland, - To have a son set your decrees at nought, - To pluck down justice from your awful bench, - To trip the course of law, and blunt the sword - That guards the peace and safety of your person; - Nay, more, to spurn at your most royal image, - And mock your workings in a second body. - Question your royal thoughts, make the case yours; - Be now the father, and propose a son; - Hear your own dignity so much profan'd, - See your most dreadful laws so loosely slighted, - Behold yourself so by a son disdain'd; - And then imagine me taking your part - And, in your power, soft silencing your son. - After this cold considerance, sentence me; - And, as you are a king, speak in your state - What I have done that misbecame my place, - My person, or my liege's sovereignty. - KING. You are right, Justice, and you weigh this well; - Therefore still bear the balance and the sword; - And I do wish your honours may increase - Till you do live to see a son of mine - Offend you, and obey you, as I did. - So shall I live to speak my father's words: - 'Happy am I that have a man so bold - That dares do justice on my proper son; - And not less happy, having such a son - That would deliver up his greatness so - Into the hands of justice.' You did commit me; - For which I do commit into your hand - Th' unstained sword that you have us'd to bear; - With this remembrance- that you use the same - With the like bold, just, and impartial spirit - As you have done 'gainst me. There is my hand. - You shall be as a father to my youth; - My voice shall sound as you do prompt mine ear; - And I will stoop and humble my intents - To your well-practis'd wise directions. - And, Princes all, believe me, I beseech you, - My father is gone wild into his grave, - For in his tomb lie my affections; - And with his spirits sadly I survive, - To mock the expectation of the world, - To frustrate prophecies, and to raze out - Rotten opinion, who hath writ me down - After my seeming. The tide of blood in me - Hath proudly flow'd in vanity till now. - Now doth it turn and ebb back to the sea, - Where it shall mingle with the state of floods, - And flow henceforth in formal majesty. - Now call we our high court of parliament; - And let us choose such limbs of noble counsel, - That the great body of our state may go - In equal rank with the best govern'd nation; - That war, or peace, or both at once, may be - As things acquainted and familiar to us; - In which you, father, shall have foremost hand. - Our coronation done, we will accite, - As I before rememb'red, all our state; - And- God consigning to my good intents- - No prince nor peer shall have just cause to say, - God shorten Harry's happy life one day. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Gloucestershire. SHALLOW'S orchard - -Enter FALSTAFF, SHALLOW, SILENCE, BARDOLPH, the PAGE, and DAVY - - SHALLOW. Nay, you shall see my orchard, where, in an arbour, we - will eat a last year's pippin of mine own graffing, with a dish - of caraways, and so forth. Come, cousin Silence. And then to bed. - FALSTAFF. Fore God, you have here a goodly dwelling and rich. - SHALLOW. Barren, barren, barren; beggars all, beggars all, Sir John - -marry, good air. Spread, Davy, spread, Davy; well said, Davy. - FALSTAFF. This Davy serves you for good uses; he is your - serving-man and your husband. - SHALLOW. A good varlet, a good varlet, a very good varlet, Sir - John. By the mass, I have drunk too much sack at supper. A good - varlet. Now sit down, now sit down; come, cousin. - SILENCE. Ah, sirrah! quoth-a- we shall [Singing] - - Do nothing but eat and make good cheer, - And praise God for the merry year; - When flesh is cheap and females dear, - And lusty lads roam here and there, - So merrily, - And ever among so merrily. - - FALSTAFF. There's a merry heart! Good Master Silence, I'll give you - a health for that anon. - SHALLOW. Give Master Bardolph some wine, Davy. - DAVY. Sweet sir, sit; I'll be with you anon; most sweet sir, sit. - Master Page, good Master Page, sit. Proface! What you want in - meat, we'll have in drink. But you must bear; the heart's all. - Exit - SHALLOW. Be merry, Master Bardolph; and, my little soldier there, - be merry. - SILENCE. [Singing] - - Be merry, be merry, my wife has all; - For women are shrews, both short and tall; - 'Tis merry in hall when beards wag an; - And welcome merry Shrove-tide. - Be merry, be merry. - - FALSTAFF. I did not think Master Silence had been a man of this - mettle. - SILENCE. Who, I? I have been merry twice and once ere now. - - Re-enter DAVY - - DAVY. [To BARDOLPH] There's a dish of leather-coats for you. - SHALLOW. Davy! - DAVY. Your worship! I'll be with you straight. [To BARDOLPH] - A cup of wine, sir? - SILENCE. [Singing] - - A cup of wine that's brisk and fine, - And drink unto the leman mine; - And a merry heart lives long-a. - - FALSTAFF. Well said, Master Silence. - SILENCE. An we shall be merry, now comes in the sweet o' th' night. - FALSTAFF. Health and long life to you, Master Silence! - SILENCE. [Singing] - - Fill the cup, and let it come, - I'll pledge you a mile to th' bottom. - - SHALLOW. Honest Bardolph, welcome; if thou want'st anything and - wilt not call, beshrew thy heart. Welcome, my little tiny thief - and welcome indeed too. I'll drink to Master Bardolph, and to all - the cabileros about London. - DAVY. I hope to see London once ere I die. - BARDOLPH. An I might see you there, Davy! - SHALLOW. By the mass, you'R crack a quart together- ha! will you - not, Master Bardolph? - BARDOLPH. Yea, sir, in a pottle-pot. - SHALLOW. By God's liggens, I thank thee. The knave will stick by - thee, I can assure thee that. 'A will not out, 'a; 'tis true - bred. - BARDOLPH. And I'll stick by him, sir. - SHALLOW. Why, there spoke a king. Lack nothing; be merry. - [One knocks at door] Look who's at door there, ho! Who knocks? - Exit DAVY - FALSTAFF. [To SILENCE, who has drunk a bumper] Why, now you have - done me right. - SILENCE. [Singing] - - Do me right, - And dub me knight. - Samingo. - - Is't not so? - FALSTAFF. 'Tis so. - SILENCE. Is't so? Why then, say an old man can do somewhat. - - Re-enter DAVY - - DAVY. An't please your worship, there's one Pistol come from the - court with news. - FALSTAFF. From the court? Let him come in. - - Enter PISTOL - - How now, Pistol? - PISTOL. Sir John, God save you! - FALSTAFF. What wind blew you hither, Pistol? - PISTOL. Not the ill wind which blows no man to good. Sweet knight, - thou art now one of the greatest men in this realm. - SILENCE. By'r lady, I think 'a be, but goodman Puff of Barson. - PISTOL. Puff! - Puff in thy teeth, most recreant coward base! - Sir John, I am thy Pistol and thy friend, - And helter-skelter have I rode to thee; - And tidings do I bring, and lucky joys, - And golden times, and happy news of price. - FALSTAFF. I pray thee now, deliver them like a man of this world. - PISTOL. A foutra for the world and worldlings base! - I speak of Africa and golden joys. - FALSTAFF. O base Assyrian knight, what is thy news? - Let King Cophetua know the truth thereof. - SILENCE. [Singing] And Robin Hood, Scarlet, and John. - PISTOL. Shall dunghill curs confront the Helicons? - And shall good news be baffled? - Then, Pistol, lay thy head in Furies' lap. - SHALLOW. Honest gentleman, I know not your breeding. - PISTOL. Why, then, lament therefore. - SHALLOW. Give me pardon, sir. If, sir, you come with news from the - court, I take it there's but two ways- either to utter them or - conceal them. I am, sir, under the King, in some authority. - PISTOL. Under which king, Bezonian? Speak, or die. - SHALLOW. Under King Harry. - PISTOL. Harry the Fourth- or Fifth? - SHALLOW. Harry the Fourth. - PISTOL. A foutra for thine office! - Sir John, thy tender lambkin now is King; - Harry the Fifth's the man. I speak the truth. - When Pistol lies, do this; and fig me, like - The bragging Spaniard. - FALSTAFF. What, is the old king dead? - PISTOL. As nail in door. The things I speak are just. - FALSTAFF. Away, Bardolph! saddle my horse. Master Robert Shallow, - choose what office thou wilt in the land, 'tis thine. Pistol, I - will double-charge thee with dignities. - BARDOLPH. O joyful day! - I would not take a knighthood for my fortune. - PISTOL. What, I do bring good news? - FALSTAFF. Carry Master Silence to bed. Master Shallow, my Lord - Shallow, be what thou wilt- I am Fortune's steward. Get on thy - boots; we'll ride all night. O sweet Pistol! Away, Bardolph! - [Exit BARDOLPH] Come, Pistol, utter more to me; and withal - devise something to do thyself good. Boot, boot, Master Shallow! - I know the young King is sick for me. Let us take any man's - horses: the laws of England are at my commandment. Blessed are - they that have been my friends; and woe to my Lord Chief Justice! - PISTOL. Let vultures vile seize on his lungs also! - 'Where is the life that late I led?' say they. - Why, here it is; welcome these pleasant days! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -London. A street - -Enter BEADLES, dragging in HOSTESS QUICKLY and DOLL TEARSHEET - - HOSTESS. No, thou arrant knave; I would to God that I might die, - that I might have thee hang'd. Thou hast drawn my shoulder out of - joint. - FIRST BEADLE. The constables have delivered her over to me; and she - shall have whipping-cheer enough, I warrant her. There hath been - a man or two lately kill'd about her. - DOLL. Nut-hook, nut-hook, you lie. Come on; I'll tell thee what, - thou damn'd tripe-visag'd rascal, an the child I now go with do - miscarry, thou wert better thou hadst struck thy mother, thou - paper-fac'd villain. - HOSTESS. O the Lord, that Sir John were come! He would make this a - bloody day to somebody. But I pray God the fruit of her womb - miscarry! - FIRST BEADLE. If it do, you shall have a dozen of cushions again; - you have but eleven now. Come, I charge you both go with me; for - the man is dead that you and Pistol beat amongst you. - DOLL. I'll tell you what, you thin man in a censer, I will have you - as soundly swing'd for this- you blue-bottle rogue, you filthy - famish'd correctioner, if you be not swing'd, I'll forswear - half-kirtles. - FIRST BEADLE. Come, come, you she knight-errant, come. - HOSTESS. O God, that right should thus overcome might! - Well, of sufferance comes ease. - DOLL. Come, you rogue, come; bring me to a justice. - HOSTESS. Ay, come, you starv'd bloodhound. - DOLL. Goodman death, goodman bones! - HOSTESS. Thou atomy, thou! - DOLL. Come, you thin thing! come, you rascal! - FIRST BEADLE. Very well. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -Westminster. Near the Abbey - -Enter GROOMS, strewing rushes - - FIRST GROOM. More rushes, more rushes! - SECOND GROOM. The trumpets have sounded twice. - THIRD GROOM. 'Twill be two o'clock ere they come from the - coronation. Dispatch, dispatch. Exeunt - - Trumpets sound, and the KING and his train pass - over the stage. After them enter FALSTAFF, SHALLOW, - PISTOL, BARDOLPH, and page - - FALSTAFF. Stand here by me, Master Robert Shallow; I will make the - King do you grace. I will leer upon him, as 'a comes by; and do - but mark the countenance that he will give me. - PISTOL. God bless thy lungs, good knight! - FALSTAFF. Come here, Pistol; stand behind me. [To SHALLOW] O, if - I had had to have made new liveries, I would have bestowed the - thousand pound I borrowed of you. But 'tis no matter; this poor - show doth better; this doth infer the zeal I had to see him. - SHALLOW. It doth so. - FALSTAFF. It shows my earnestness of affection- - SHALLOW. It doth so. - FALSTAFF. My devotion- - SHALLOW. It doth, it doth, it doth. - FALSTAFF. As it were, to ride day and night; and not to deliberate, - not to remember, not to have patience to shift me- - SHALLOW. It is best, certain. - FALSTAFF. But to stand stained with travel, and sweating with - desire to see him; thinking of nothing else, putting all affairs - else in oblivion, as if there were nothing else to be done but to - see him. - PISTOL. 'Tis 'semper idem' for 'obsque hoc nihil est.' 'Tis all in - every part. - SHALLOW. 'Tis so, indeed. - PISTOL. My knight, I will inflame thy noble liver - And make thee rage. - Thy Doll, and Helen of thy noble thoughts, - Is in base durance and contagious prison; - Hal'd thither - By most mechanical and dirty hand. - Rouse up revenge from ebon den with fell Alecto's snake, - For Doll is in. Pistol speaks nought but truth. - FALSTAFF. I will deliver her. - [Shouts,within, and the trumpets sound] - PISTOL. There roar'd the sea, and trumpet-clangor sounds. - - Enter the KING and his train, the LORD CHIEF JUSTICE - among them - - FALSTAFF. God save thy Grace, King Hal; my royal Hal! - PISTOL. The heavens thee guard and keep, most royal imp of fame! - FALSTAFF. God save thee, my sweet boy! - KING. My Lord Chief Justice, speak to that vain man. - CHIEF JUSTICE. Have you your wits? Know you what 'tis you speak? - FALSTAFF. My king! my Jove! I speak to thee, my heart! - KING. I know thee not, old man. Fall to thy prayers. - How ill white hairs become a fool and jester! - I have long dreamt of such a kind of man, - So surfeit-swell'd, so old, and so profane; - But being awak'd, I do despise my dream. - Make less thy body hence, and more thy grace; - Leave gormandizing; know the grave doth gape - For thee thrice wider than for other men- - Reply not to me with a fool-born jest; - Presume not that I am the thing I was, - For God doth know, so shall the world perceive, - That I have turn'd away my former self; - So will I those that kept me company. - When thou dost hear I am as I have been, - Approach me, and thou shalt be as thou wast, - The tutor and the feeder of my riots. - Till then I banish thee, on pain of death, - As I have done the rest of my misleaders, - Not to come near our person by ten mile. - For competence of life I will allow you, - That lack of means enforce you not to evils; - And, as we hear you do reform yourselves, - We will, according to your strengths and qualities, - Give you advancement. Be it your charge, my lord, - To see perform'd the tenour of our word. - Set on. Exeunt the KING and his train - FALSTAFF. Master Shallow, I owe you a thousand pounds. - SHALLOW. Yea, marry, Sir John; which I beseech you to let me have - home with me. - FALSTAFF. That can hardly be, Master Shallow. Do not you grieve at - this; I shall be sent for in private to him. Look you, he must - seem thus to the world. Fear not your advancements; I will be the - man yet that shall make you great. - SHALLOW. I cannot perceive how, unless you give me your doublet, - and stuff me out with straw. I beseech you, good Sir John, let me - have five hundred of my thousand. - FALSTAFF. Sir, I will be as good as my word. This that you heard - was but a colour. - SHALLOW. A colour that I fear you will die in, Sir John. - FALSTAFF. Fear no colours; go with me to dinner. Come, Lieutenant - Pistol; come, Bardolph. I shall be sent for soon at night. - - Re-enter PRINCE JOHN, the LORD CHIEF JUSTICE, - with officers - - CHIEF JUSTICE. Go, carry Sir John Falstaff to the Fleet; - Take all his company along with him. - FALSTAFF. My lord, my lord- - CHIEF JUSTICE. I cannot now speak. I will hear you soon. - Take them away. - PISTOL. Si fortuna me tormenta, spero me contenta. - Exeunt all but PRINCE JOHN and the LORD CHIEF JUSTICE - PRINCE JOHN. I like this fair proceeding of the King's. - He hath intent his wonted followers - Shall all be very well provided for; - But all are banish'd till their conversations - Appear more wise and modest to the world. - CHIEF JUSTICE. And so they are. - PRINCE JOHN. The King hath call'd his parliament, my lord. - CHIEF JUSTICE. He hath. - PRINCE JOHN. I will lay odds that, ere this year expire, - We bear our civil swords and native fire - As far as France. I heard a bird so sing, - Whose music, to my thinking, pleas'd the King. - Come, will you hence? Exeunt - -EPILOGUE - EPILOGUE. - - First my fear, then my curtsy, last my speech. My fear, is your -displeasure; my curtsy, my duty; and my speech, to beg your pardons. -If you look for a good speech now, you undo me; for what I have to say -is of mine own making; and what, indeed, I should say will, I doubt, -prove mine own marring. But to the purpose, and so to the venture. -Be it known to you, as it is very well, I was lately here in the end -of a displeasing play, to pray your patience for it and to promise you -a better. I meant, indeed, to pay you with this; which if like an -ill venture it come unluckily home, I break, and you, my gentle -creditors, lose. Here I promis'd you I would be, and here I commit -my body to your mercies. Bate me some, and I will pay you some, and, -as most debtors do, promise you infinitely; and so I kneel down before -you- but, indeed, to pray for the Queen. - If my tongue cannot entreat you to acquit me, will you command me to -use my legs? And yet that were but light payment-to dance out of -your debt. But a good conscience will make any possible -satisfaction, and so would I. All the gentlewomen here have forgiven -me. If the gentlemen will not, then the gentlemen do not agree with -the gentlewomen, which was never seen before in such an assembly. - One word more, I beseech you. If you be not too much cloy'd with fat -meat, our humble author will continue the story, with Sir John in -it, and make you merry with fair Katherine of France; where, for -anything I know, Falstaff shall die of a sweat, unless already 'a be -killed with your hard opinions; for Oldcastle died a martyr and this -is not the man. My tongue is weary; when my legs are too, I will bid -you good night. - - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1599 - -THE LIFE OF KING HENRY THE FIFTH - -by William Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - - CHORUS - KING HENRY THE FIFTH - DUKE OF GLOUCESTER, brother to the King - DUKE OF BEDFORD, " " " " - DUKE OF EXETER, Uncle to the King - DUKE OF YORK, cousin to the King - EARL OF SALISBURY - EARL OF WESTMORELAND - EARL OF WARWICK - ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY - BISHOP OF ELY - - EARL OF CAMBRIDGE, conspirator against the King - LORD SCROOP, " " " " - SIR THOMAS GREY, " " " " - SIR THOMAS ERPINGHAM, officer in the King's army - GOWER, " " " " " - FLUELLEN, " " " " " - MACMORRIS, " " " " " - JAMY, " " " " " - - BATES, soldier in the King's army - COURT, " " " " " - WILLIAMS, " " " " " - NYM, " " " " " - BARDOLPH, " " " " " - PISTOL, " " " " " - - BOY A HERALD - - CHARLES THE SIXTH, King of France - LEWIS, the Dauphin DUKE OF BURGUNDY - DUKE OF ORLEANS DUKE OF BRITAINE - DUKE OF BOURBON THE CONSTABLE OF FRANCE - RAMBURES, French Lord - GRANDPRE, " " - GOVERNOR OF HARFLEUR MONTJOY, a French herald - AMBASSADORS to the King of England - - ISABEL, Queen of France - KATHERINE, daughter to Charles and Isabel - ALICE, a lady attending her - HOSTESS of the Boar's Head, Eastcheap; formerly Mrs. Quickly, now - married to Pistol - - Lords, Ladies, Officers, Soldiers, Messengers, Attendants - - - SCENE: - England and France - -PROLOGUE - PROLOGUE. - - Enter CHORUS - - CHORUS. O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend - The brightest heaven of invention, - A kingdom for a stage, princes to act, - And monarchs to behold the swelling scene! - Then should the warlike Harry, like himself, - Assume the port of Mars; and at his heels, - Leash'd in like hounds, should famine, sword, and fire, - Crouch for employment. But pardon, gentles all, - The flat unraised spirits that hath dar'd - On this unworthy scaffold to bring forth - So great an object. Can this cockpit hold - The vasty fields of France? Or may we cram - Within this wooden O the very casques - That did affright the air at Agincourt? - O, pardon! since a crooked figure may - Attest in little place a million; - And let us, ciphers to this great accompt, - On your imaginary forces work. - Suppose within the girdle of these walls - Are now confin'd two mighty monarchies, - Whose high upreared and abutting fronts - The perilous narrow ocean parts asunder. - Piece out our imperfections with your thoughts: - Into a thousand parts divide one man, - And make imaginary puissance; - Think, when we talk of horses, that you see them - Printing their proud hoofs i' th' receiving earth; - For 'tis your thoughts that now must deck our kings, - Carry them here and there, jumping o'er times, - Turning th' accomplishment of many years - Into an hour-glass; for the which supply, - Admit me Chorus to this history; - Who prologue-like, your humble patience pray - Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -London. An ante-chamber in the KING'S palace - -Enter the ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY and the BISHOP OF ELY - - CANTERBURY. My lord, I'll tell you: that self bill is urg'd - Which in th' eleventh year of the last king's reign - Was like, and had indeed against us pass'd - But that the scambling and unquiet time - Did push it out of farther question. - ELY. But how, my lord, shall we resist it now? - CANTERBURY. It must be thought on. If it pass against us, - We lose the better half of our possession; - For all the temporal lands which men devout - By testament have given to the church - Would they strip from us; being valu'd thus- - As much as would maintain, to the King's honour, - Full fifteen earls and fifteen hundred knights, - Six thousand and two hundred good esquires; - And, to relief of lazars and weak age, - Of indigent faint souls, past corporal toil, - A hundred alms-houses right well supplied; - And to the coffers of the King, beside, - A thousand pounds by th' year: thus runs the bill. - ELY. This would drink deep. - CANTERBURY. 'T would drink the cup and all. - ELY. But what prevention? - CANTERBURY. The King is full of grace and fair regard. - ELY. And a true lover of the holy Church. - CANTERBURY. The courses of his youth promis'd it not. - The breath no sooner left his father's body - But that his wildness, mortified in him, - Seem'd to die too; yea, at that very moment, - Consideration like an angel came - And whipp'd th' offending Adam out of him, - Leaving his body as a paradise - T'envelop and contain celestial spirits. - Never was such a sudden scholar made; - Never came reformation in a flood, - With such a heady currance, scouring faults; - Nor never Hydra-headed wilfulnes - So soon did lose his seat, and all at once, - As in this king. - ELY. We are blessed in the change. - CANTERBURY. Hear him but reason in divinity, - And, all-admiring, with an inward wish - You would desire the King were made a prelate; - Hear him debate of commonwealth affairs, - You would say it hath been all in all his study; - List his discourse of war, and you shall hear - A fearful battle rend'red you in music. - Turn him to any cause of policy, - The Gordian knot of it he will unloose, - Familiar as his garter; that, when he speaks, - The air, a charter'd libertine, is still, - And the mute wonder lurketh in men's ears - To steal his sweet and honey'd sentences; - So that the art and practic part of life - Must be the mistress to this theoric; - Which is a wonder how his Grace should glean it, - Since his addiction was to courses vain, - His companies unletter'd, rude, and shallow, - His hours fill'd up with riots, banquets, sports; - And never noted in him any study, - Any retirement, any sequestration - From open haunts and popularity. - ELY. The strawberry grows underneath the nettle, - And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best - Neighbour'd by fruit of baser quality; - And so the Prince obscur'd his contemplation - Under the veil of wildness; which, no doubt, - Grew like the summer grass, fastest by night, - Unseen, yet crescive in his faculty. - CANTERBURY. It must be so; for miracles are ceas'd; - And therefore we must needs admit the means - How things are perfected. - ELY. But, my good lord, - How now for mitigation of this bill - Urg'd by the Commons? Doth his Majesty - Incline to it, or no? - CANTERBURY. He seems indifferent - Or rather swaying more upon our part - Than cherishing th' exhibiters against us; - For I have made an offer to his Majesty- - Upon our spiritual convocation - And in regard of causes now in hand, - Which I have open'd to his Grace at large, - As touching France- to give a greater sum - Than ever at one time the clergy yet - Did to his predecessors part withal. - ELY. How did this offer seem receiv'd, my lord? - CANTERBURY. With good acceptance of his Majesty; - Save that there was not time enough to hear, - As I perceiv'd his Grace would fain have done, - The severals and unhidden passages - Of his true tides to some certain dukedoms, - And generally to the crown and seat of France, - Deriv'd from Edward, his great-grandfather. - ELY. What was th' impediment that broke this off? - CANTERBURY. The French ambassador upon that instant - Crav'd audience; and the hour, I think, is come - To give him hearing: is it four o'clock? - ELY. It is. - CANTERBURY. Then go we in, to know his embassy; - Which I could with a ready guess declare, - Before the Frenchman speak a word of it. - ELY. I'll wait upon you, and I long to hear it. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -London. The Presence Chamber in the KING'S palace - -Enter the KING, GLOUCESTER, BEDFORD, EXETER, WARWICK, WESTMORELAND, -and attendants - - KING HENRY. Where is my gracious Lord of Canterbury? - EXETER. Not here in presence. - KING HENRY. Send for him, good uncle. - WESTMORELAND. Shall we call in th' ambassador, my liege? - KING HENRY. Not yet, my cousin; we would be resolv'd, - Before we hear him, of some things of weight - That task our thoughts, concerning us and France. - - Enter the ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY and - the BISHOP OF ELY - - CANTERBURY. God and his angels guard your sacred throne, - And make you long become it! - KING HENRY. Sure, we thank you. - My learned lord, we pray you to proceed, - And justly and religiously unfold - Why the law Salique, that they have in France, - Or should or should not bar us in our claim; - And God forbid, my dear and faithful lord, - That you should fashion, wrest, or bow your reading, - Or nicely charge your understanding soul - With opening titles miscreate whose right - Suits not in native colours with the truth; - For God doth know how many, now in health, - Shall drop their blood in approbation - Of what your reverence shall incite us to. - Therefore take heed how you impawn our person, - How you awake our sleeping sword of war- - We charge you, in the name of God, take heed; - For never two such kingdoms did contend - Without much fall of blood; whose guiltless drops - Are every one a woe, a sore complaint, - 'Gainst him whose wrongs gives edge unto the swords - That makes such waste in brief mortality. - Under this conjuration speak, my lord; - For we will hear, note, and believe in heart, - That what you speak is in your conscience wash'd - As pure as sin with baptism. - CANTERBURY. Then hear me, gracious sovereign, and you peers, - That owe yourselves, your lives, and services, - To this imperial throne. There is no bar - To make against your Highness' claim to France - But this, which they produce from Pharamond: - 'In terram Salicam mulieres ne succedant'- - 'No woman shall succeed in Salique land'; - Which Salique land the French unjustly gloze - To be the realm of France, and Pharamond - The founder of this law and female bar. - Yet their own authors faithfully affirm - That the land Salique is in Germany, - Between the floods of Sala and of Elbe; - Where Charles the Great, having subdu'd the Saxons, - There left behind and settled certain French; - Who, holding in disdain the German women - For some dishonest manners of their life, - Establish'd then this law: to wit, no female - Should be inheritrix in Salique land; - Which Salique, as I said, 'twixt Elbe and Sala, - Is at this day in Germany call'd Meisen. - Then doth it well appear the Salique law - Was not devised for the realm of France; - Nor did the French possess the Salique land - Until four hundred one and twenty years - After defunction of King Pharamond, - Idly suppos'd the founder of this law; - Who died within the year of our redemption - Four hundred twenty-six; and Charles the Great - Subdu'd the Saxons, and did seat the French - Beyond the river Sala, in the year - Eight hundred five. Besides, their writers say, - King Pepin, which deposed Childeric, - Did, as heir general, being descended - Of Blithild, which was daughter to King Clothair, - Make claim and title to the crown of France. - Hugh Capet also, who usurp'd the crown - Of Charles the Duke of Lorraine, sole heir male - Of the true line and stock of Charles the Great, - To find his title with some shows of truth- - Though in pure truth it was corrupt and naught- - Convey'd himself as th' heir to th' Lady Lingare, - Daughter to Charlemain, who was the son - To Lewis the Emperor, and Lewis the son - Of Charles the Great. Also King Lewis the Tenth, - Who was sole heir to the usurper Capet, - Could not keep quiet in his conscience, - Wearing the crown of France, till satisfied - That fair Queen Isabel, his grandmother, - Was lineal of the Lady Ermengare, - Daughter to Charles the foresaid Duke of Lorraine; - By the which marriage the line of Charles the Great - Was re-united to the Crown of France. - So that, as clear as is the summer's sun, - King Pepin's title, and Hugh Capet's claim, - King Lewis his satisfaction, all appear - To hold in right and tide of the female; - So do the kings of France unto this day, - Howbeit they would hold up this Salique law - To bar your Highness claiming from the female; - And rather choose to hide them in a net - Than amply to imbar their crooked tides - Usurp'd from you and your progenitors. - KING HENRY. May I with right and conscience make this claim? - CANTERBURY. The sin upon my head, dread sovereign! - For in the book of Numbers is it writ, - When the man dies, let the inheritance - Descend unto the daughter. Gracious lord, - Stand for your own, unwind your bloody flag, - Look back into your mighty ancestors. - Go, my dread lord, to your great-grandsire's tomb, - From whom you claim; invoke his warlike spirit, - And your great-uncle's, Edward the Black Prince, - Who on the French ground play'd a tragedy, - Making defeat on the fun power of France, - Whiles his most mighty father on a hill - Stood smiling to behold his lion's whelp - Forage in blood of French nobility. - O noble English, that could entertain - With half their forces the full pride of France, - And let another half stand laughing by, - All out of work and cold for action! - ELY. Awake remembrance of these valiant dead, - And with your puissant arm renew their feats. - You are their heir; you sit upon their throne; - The blood and courage that renowned them - Runs in your veins; and my thrice-puissant liege - Is in the very May-morn of his youth, - Ripe for exploits and mighty enterprises. - EXETER. Your brother kings and monarchs of the earth - Do all expect that you should rouse yourself, - As did the former lions of your blood. - WESTMORELAND. They know your Grace hath cause and means and might- - So hath your Highness; never King of England - Had nobles richer and more loyal subjects, - Whose hearts have left their bodies here in England - And lie pavilion'd in the fields of France. - CANTERBURY. O, let their bodies follow, my dear liege, - With blood and sword and fire to win your right! - In aid whereof we of the spiritualty - Will raise your Highness such a mighty sum - As never did the clergy at one time - Bring in to any of your ancestors. - KING HENRY. We must not only arm t' invade the French, - But lay down our proportions to defend - Against the Scot, who will make road upon us - With all advantages. - CANTERBURY. They of those marches, gracious sovereign, - Shall be a wall sufficient to defend - Our inland from the pilfering borderers. - KING HENRY. We do not mean the coursing snatchers only, - But fear the main intendment of the Scot, - Who hath been still a giddy neighbour to us; - For you shall read that my great-grandfather - Never went with his forces into France - But that the Scot on his unfurnish'd kingdom - Came pouring, like the tide into a breach, - With ample and brim fulness of his force, - Galling the gleaned land with hot assays, - Girdling with grievous siege castles and towns; - That England, being empty of defence, - Hath shook and trembled at th' ill neighbourhood. - CANTERBURY. She hath been then more fear'd than harm'd, my liege; - For hear her but exampled by herself: - When all her chivalry hath been in France, - And she a mourning widow of her nobles, - She hath herself not only well defended - But taken and impounded as a stray - The King of Scots; whom she did send to France, - To fill King Edward's fame with prisoner kings, - And make her chronicle as rich with praise - As is the ooze and bottom of the sea - With sunken wreck and sumless treasuries. - WESTMORELAND. But there's a saying, very old and true: - - 'If that you will France win, - Then with Scotland first begin.' - - For once the eagle England being in prey, - To her unguarded nest the weasel Scot - Comes sneaking, and so sucks her princely eggs, - Playing the mouse in absence of the cat, - To tear and havoc more than she can eat. - EXETER. It follows, then, the cat must stay at home; - Yet that is but a crush'd necessity, - Since we have locks to safeguard necessaries - And pretty traps to catch the petty thieves. - While that the armed hand doth fight abroad, - Th' advised head defends itself at home; - For government, though high, and low, and lower, - Put into parts, doth keep in one consent, - Congreeing in a full and natural close, - Like music. - CANTERBURY. Therefore doth heaven divide - The state of man in divers functions, - Setting endeavour in continual motion; - To which is fixed as an aim or but - Obedience; for so work the honey bees, - Creatures that by a rule in nature teach - The act of order to a peopled kingdom. - They have a king, and officers of sorts, - Where some like magistrates correct at home; - Others like merchants venture trade abroad; - Others like soldiers, armed in their stings, - Make boot upon the summer's velvet buds, - Which pillage they with merry march bring home - To the tent-royal of their emperor; - Who, busied in his majesty, surveys - The singing masons building roofs of gold, - The civil citizens kneading up the honey, - The poor mechanic porters crowding in - Their heavy burdens at his narrow gate, - The sad-ey'd justice, with his surly hum, - Delivering o'er to executors pale - The lazy yawning drone. I this infer, - That many things, having full reference - To one consent, may work contrariously; - As many arrows loosed several ways - Come to one mark, as many ways meet in one town, - As many fresh streams meet in one salt sea, - As many lines close in the dial's centre; - So many a thousand actions, once afoot, - End in one purpose, and be all well home - Without defeat. Therefore to France, my liege. - Divide your happy England into four; - Whereof take you one quarter into France, - And you withal shall make all Gallia shake. - If we, with thrice such powers left at home, - Cannot defend our own doors from the dog, - Let us be worried, and our nation lose - The name of hardiness and policy. - KING HENRY. Call in the messengers sent from the Dauphin. - Exeunt some attendants - Now are we well resolv'd; and, by God's help - And yours, the noble sinews of our power, - France being ours, we'll bend it to our awe, - Or break it all to pieces; or there we'll sit, - Ruling in large and ample empery - O'er France and all her almost kingly dukedoms, - Or lay these bones in an unworthy urn, - Tombless, with no remembrance over them. - Either our history shall with full mouth - Speak freely of our acts, or else our grave, - Like Turkish mute, shall have a tongueless mouth, - Not worshipp'd with a waxen epitaph. - - Enter AMBASSADORS of France - - Now are we well prepar'd to know the pleasure - Of our fair cousin Dauphin; for we hear - Your greeting is from him, not from the King. - AMBASSADOR. May't please your Majesty to give us leave - Freely to render what we have in charge; - Or shall we sparingly show you far of - The Dauphin's meaning and our embassy? - KING HENRY. We are no tyrant, but a Christian king, - Unto whose grace our passion is as subject - As are our wretches fett'red in our prisons; - Therefore with frank and with uncurbed plainness - Tell us the Dauphin's mind. - AMBASSADOR. Thus then, in few. - Your Highness, lately sending into France, - Did claim some certain dukedoms in the right - Of your great predecessor, King Edward the Third. - In answer of which claim, the Prince our master - Says that you savour too much of your youth, - And bids you be advis'd there's nought in France - That can be with a nimble galliard won; - You cannot revel into dukedoms there. - He therefore sends you, meeter for your spirit, - This tun of treasure; and, in lieu of this, - Desires you let the dukedoms that you claim - Hear no more of you. This the Dauphin speaks. - KING HENRY. What treasure, uncle? - EXETER. Tennis-balls, my liege. - KING HENRY. We are glad the Dauphin is so pleasant with us; - His present and your pains we thank you for. - When we have match'd our rackets to these balls, - We will in France, by God's grace, play a set - Shall strike his father's crown into the hazard. - Tell him he hath made a match with such a wrangler - That all the courts of France will be disturb'd - With chaces. And we understand him well, - How he comes o'er us with our wilder days, - Not measuring what use we made of them. - We never valu'd this poor seat of England; - And therefore, living hence, did give ourself - To barbarous licence; as 'tis ever common - That men are merriest when they are from home. - But tell the Dauphin I will keep my state, - Be like a king, and show my sail of greatness, - When I do rouse me in my throne of France; - For that I have laid by my majesty - And plodded like a man for working-days; - But I will rise there with so full a glory - That I will dazzle all the eyes of France, - Yea, strike the Dauphin blind to look on us. - And tell the pleasant Prince this mock of his - Hath turn'd his balls to gun-stones, and his soul - Shall stand sore charged for the wasteful vengeance - That shall fly with them; for many a thousand widows - Shall this his mock mock of their dear husbands; - Mock mothers from their sons, mock castles down; - And some are yet ungotten and unborn - That shall have cause to curse the Dauphin's scorn. - But this lies all within the will of God, - To whom I do appeal; and in whose name, - Tell you the Dauphin, I am coming on, - To venge me as I may and to put forth - My rightful hand in a well-hallow'd cause. - So get you hence in peace; and tell the Dauphin - His jest will savour but of shallow wit, - When thousands weep more than did laugh at it. - Convey them with safe conduct. Fare you well. - Exeunt AMBASSADORS - EXETER. This was a merry message. - KING HENRY. We hope to make the sender blush at it. - Therefore, my lords, omit no happy hour - That may give furth'rance to our expedition; - For we have now no thought in us but France, - Save those to God, that run before our business. - Therefore let our proportions for these wars - Be soon collected, and all things thought upon - That may with reasonable swiftness ad - More feathers to our wings; for, God before, - We'll chide this Dauphin at his father's door. - Therefore let every man now task his thought - That this fair action may on foot be brought. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. PROLOGUE. - -Flourish. Enter CHORUS - - CHORUS. Now all the youth of England are on fire, - And silken dalliance in the wardrobe lies; - Now thrive the armourers, and honour's thought - Reigns solely in the breast of every man; - They sell the pasture now to buy the horse, - Following the mirror of all Christian kings - With winged heels, as English Mercuries. - For now sits Expectation in the air, - And hides a sword from hilts unto the point - With crowns imperial, crowns, and coronets, - Promis'd to Harry and his followers. - The French, advis'd by good intelligence - Of this most dreadful preparation, - Shake in their fear and with pale policy - Seek to divert the English purposes. - O England! model to thy inward greatness, - Like little body with a mighty heart, - What mightst thou do that honour would thee do, - Were all thy children kind and natural! - But see thy fault! France hath in thee found out - A nest of hollow bosoms, which he fills - With treacherous crowns; and three corrupted men- - One, Richard Earl of Cambridge, and the second, - Henry Lord Scroop of Masham, and the third, - Sir Thomas Grey, knight, of Northumberland, - Have, for the gilt of France- O guilt indeed!- - Confirm'd conspiracy with fearful France; - And by their hands this grace of kings must die- - If hell and treason hold their promises, - Ere he take ship for France- and in Southampton. - Linger your patience on, and we'll digest - Th' abuse of distance, force a play. - The sum is paid, the traitors are agreed, - The King is set from London, and the scene - Is now transported, gentles, to Southampton; - There is the play-house now, there must you sit, - And thence to France shall we convey you safe - And bring you back, charming the narrow seas - To give you gentle pass; for, if we may, - We'll not offend one stomach with our play. - But, till the King come forth, and not till then, - Unto Southampton do we shift our scene. Exit - - - - -SCENE I. -London. Before the Boar's Head Tavern, Eastcheap - -Enter CORPORAL NYM and LIEUTENANT BARDOLPH - - BARDOLPH. Well met, Corporal Nym. - NYM. Good morrow, Lieutenant Bardolph. - BARDOLPH. What, are Ancient Pistol and you friends yet? - NYM. For my part, I care not; I say little, but when time shall - serve, there shall be smiles- but that shall be as it may. I dare - not fight; but I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple - one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure - cold as another man's sword will; and there's an end. - BARDOLPH. I will bestow a breakfast to make you friends; and we'll - be all three sworn brothers to France. Let't be so, good Corporal - Nym. - NYM. Faith, I will live so long as I may, that's the certain of it; - and when I cannot live any longer, I will do as I may. That is my - rest, that is the rendezvous of it. - BARDOLPH. It is certain, Corporal, that he is married to Nell - Quickly; and certainly she did you wrong, for you were - troth-plight to her. - NYM. I cannot tell; things must be as they may. Men may sleep, and - they may have their throats about them at that time; and some say - knives have edges. It must be as it may; though patience be a - tired mare, yet she will plod. There must be conclusions. Well, I - cannot tell. - - Enter PISTOL and HOSTESS - - BARDOLPH. Here comes Ancient Pistol and his wife. Good Corporal, be - patient here. - NYM. How now, mine host Pistol! - PISTOL. Base tike, call'st thou me host? - Now by this hand, I swear I scorn the term; - Nor shall my Nell keep lodgers. - HOSTESS. No, by my troth, not long; for we cannot lodge and board a - dozen or fourteen gentlewomen that live honestly by the prick of - their needles, but it will be thought we keep a bawdy-house - straight. [Nym draws] O well-a-day, Lady, if he be not drawn! Now - we shall see wilful adultery and murder committed. - BARDOLPH. Good Lieutenant, good Corporal, offer nothing here. - NYM. Pish! - PISTOL. Pish for thee, Iceland dog! thou prick-ear'd cur of - Iceland! - HOSTESS. Good Corporal Nym, show thy valour, and put up your sword. - NYM. Will you shog off? I would have you solus. - PISTOL. 'Solus,' egregious dog? O viper vile! - The 'solus' in thy most mervailous face; - The 'solus' in thy teeth, and in thy throat, - And in thy hateful lungs, yea, in thy maw, perdy; - And, which is worse, within thy nasty mouth! - I do retort the 'solus' in thy bowels; - For I can take, and Pistol's cock is up, - And flashing fire will follow. - NYM. I am not Barbason: you cannot conjure me. I have an humour to - knock you indifferently well. If you grow foul with me, Pistol, I - will scour you with my rapier, as I may, in fair terms; if you - would walk off I would prick your guts a little, in good terms, - as I may, and thaes the humour of it. - PISTOL. O braggart vile and damned furious wight! - The grave doth gape and doting death is near; - Therefore exhale. [PISTOL draws] - BARDOLPH. Hear me, hear me what I say: he that strikes the first - stroke I'll run him up to the hilts, as I am a soldier. - [Draws] - PISTOL. An oath of mickle might; and fury shall abate. - [PISTOL and Nym sheathe their swords] - Give me thy fist, thy fore-foot to me give; - Thy spirits are most tall. - NYM. I will cut thy throat one time or other, in fair terms; that - is the humour of it. - PISTOL. 'Couple a gorge!' - That is the word. I thee defy again. - O hound of Crete, think'st thou my spouse to get? - No; to the spital go, - And from the powd'ring tub of infamy - Fetch forth the lazar kite of Cressid's kind, - Doll Tearsheet she by name, and her espouse. - I have, and I will hold, the quondam Quickly - For the only she; and- pauca, there's enough. - Go to. - - Enter the Boy - - BOY. Mine host Pistol, you must come to my master; and your - hostess- he is very sick, and would to bed. Good Bardolph, put - thy face between his sheets, and do the office of a warming-pan. - Faith, he's very ill. - BARDOLPH. Away, you rogue. - HOSTESS. By my troth, he'll yield the crow a pudding one of these - days: the King has kill'd his heart. Good husband, come home - presently. Exeunt HOSTESS and BOY - BARDOLPH. Come, shall I make you two friends? We must to France - together; why the devil should we keep knives to cut one - another's throats? - PISTOL. Let floods o'erswell, and fiends for food howl on! - NYM. You'll pay me the eight shillings I won of you at betting? - PISTOL. Base is the slave that pays. - NYM. That now I will have; that's the humour of it. - PISTOL. As manhood shall compound: push home. - [PISTOL and Nym draw] - BARDOLPH. By this sword, he that makes the first thrust I'll kill - him; by this sword, I will. - PISTOL. Sword is an oath, and oaths must have their course. - [Sheathes his sword] - BARDOLPH. Corporal Nym, an thou wilt be friends, be friends; an - thou wilt not, why then be enemies with me too. Prithee put up. - NYM. I shall have my eight shillings I won of you at betting? - PISTOL. A noble shalt thou have, and present pay; - And liquor likewise will I give to thee, - And friendship shall combine, and brotherhood. - I'll live by Nym and Nym shall live by me. - Is not this just? For I shall sutler be - Unto the camp, and profits will accrue. - Give me thy hand. - NYM. [Sheathing his sword] I shall have my noble? - PISTOL. In cash most justly paid. - NYM. [Shaking hands] Well, then, that's the humour of't. - - Re-enter HOSTESS - - HOSTESS. As ever you come of women, come in quickly to Sir John. - Ah, poor heart! he is so shak'd of a burning quotidian tertian - that it is most lamentable to behold. Sweet men, come to him. - NYM. The King hath run bad humours on the knight; that's the even - of it. - PISTOL. Nym, thou hast spoke the right; - His heart is fracted and corroborate. - NYM. The King is a good king, but it must be as it may; he passes - some humours and careers. - PISTOL. Let us condole the knight; for, lambkins, we will live. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Southampton. A council-chamber - -Enter EXETER, BEDFORD, and WESTMORELAND - - BEDFORD. Fore God, his Grace is bold, to trust these traitors. - EXETER. They shall be apprehended by and by. - WESTMORELAND. How smooth and even they do bear themselves, - As if allegiance in their bosoms sat, - Crowned with faith and constant loyalty! - BEDFORD. The King hath note of all that they intend, - By interception which they dream not of. - EXETER. Nay, but the man that was his bedfellow, - Whom he hath dull'd and cloy'd with gracious favours- - That he should, for a foreign purse, so sell - His sovereign's life to death and treachery! - - Trumpets sound. Enter the KING, SCROOP, - CAMBRIDGE, GREY, and attendants - - KING HENRY. Now sits the wind fair, and we will aboard. - My Lord of Cambridge, and my kind Lord of Masham, - And you, my gentle knight, give me your thoughts. - Think you not that the pow'rs we bear with us - Will cut their passage through the force of France, - Doing the execution and the act - For which we have in head assembled them? - SCROOP. No doubt, my liege, if each man do his best. - KING HENRY. I doubt not that, since we are well persuaded - We carry not a heart with us from hence - That grows not in a fair consent with ours; - Nor leave not one behind that doth not wish - Success and conquest to attend on us. - CAMBRIDGE. Never was monarch better fear'd and lov'd - Than is your Majesty. There's not, I think, a subject - That sits in heart-grief and uneasines - Under the sweet shade of your government. - GREY. True: those that were your father's enemies - Have steep'd their galls in honey, and do serve you - With hearts create of duty and of zeal. - KING HENRY. We therefore have great cause of thankfulness, - And shall forget the office of our hand - Sooner than quittance of desert and merit - According to the weight and worthiness. - SCROOP. So service shall with steeled sinews toil, - And labour shall refresh itself with hope, - To do your Grace incessant services. - KING HENRY. We judge no less. Uncle of Exeter, - Enlarge the man committed yesterday - That rail'd against our person. We consider - It was excess of wine that set him on; - And on his more advice we pardon him. - SCROOP. That's mercy, but too much security. - Let him be punish'd, sovereign, lest example - Breed, by his sufferance, more of such a kind. - KING HENRY. O, let us yet be merciful! - CAMBRIDGE. So may your Highness, and yet punish too. - GREY. Sir, - You show great mercy if you give him life, - After the taste of much correction. - KING HENRY. Alas, your too much love and care of me - Are heavy orisons 'gainst this poor wretch! - If little faults proceeding on distemper - Shall not be wink'd at, how shall we stretch our eye - When capital crimes, chew'd, swallow'd, and digested, - Appear before us? We'll yet enlarge that man, - Though Cambridge, Scroop, and Grey, in their dear care - And tender preservation of our person, - Would have him punish'd. And now to our French causes: - Who are the late commissioners? - CAMBRIDGE. I one, my lord. - Your Highness bade me ask for it to-day. - SCROOP. So did you me, my liege. - GREY. And I, my royal sovereign. - KING HENRY. Then, Richard Earl of Cambridge, there is yours; - There yours, Lord Scroop of Masham; and, Sir Knight, - Grey of Northumberland, this same is yours. - Read them, and know I know your worthiness. - My Lord of Westmoreland, and uncle Exeter, - We will aboard to-night. Why, how now, gentlemen? - What see you in those papers, that you lose - So much complexion? Look ye how they change! - Their cheeks are paper. Why, what read you there - That have so cowarded and chas'd your blood - Out of appearance? - CAMBRIDGE. I do confess my fault, - And do submit me to your Highness' mercy. - GREY, SCROOP. To which we all appeal. - KING HENRY. The mercy that was quick in us but late - By your own counsel is suppress'd and kill'd. - You must not dare, for shame, to talk of mercy; - For your own reasons turn into your bosoms - As dogs upon their masters, worrying you. - See you, my princes and my noble peers, - These English monsters! My Lord of Cambridge here- - You know how apt our love was to accord - To furnish him with an appertinents - Belonging to his honour; and this man - Hath, for a few light crowns, lightly conspir'd, - And sworn unto the practices of France - To kill us here in Hampton; to the which - This knight, no less for bounty bound to us - Than Cambridge is, hath likewise sworn. But, O, - What shall I say to thee, Lord Scroop, thou cruel, - Ingrateful, savage, and inhuman creature? - Thou that didst bear the key of all my counsels, - That knew'st the very bottom of my soul, - That almost mightst have coin'd me into gold, - Wouldst thou have practis'd on me for thy use- - May it be possible that foreign hire - Could out of thee extract one spark of evil - That might annoy my finger? 'Tis so strange - That, though the truth of it stands off as gross - As black and white, my eye will scarcely see it. - Treason and murder ever kept together, - As two yoke-devils sworn to either's purpose, - Working so grossly in a natural cause - That admiration did not whoop at them; - But thou, 'gainst all proportion, didst bring in - Wonder to wait on treason and on murder; - And whatsoever cunning fiend it was - That wrought upon thee so preposterously - Hath got the voice in hell for excellence; - And other devils that suggest by treasons - Do botch and bungle up damnation - With patches, colours, and with forms, being fetch'd - From glist'ring semblances of piety; - But he that temper'd thee bade thee stand up, - Gave thee no instance why thou shouldst do treason, - Unless to dub thee with the name of traitor. - If that same demon that hath gull'd thee thus - Should with his lion gait walk the whole world, - He might return to vasty Tartar back, - And tell the legions 'I can never win - A soul so easy as that Englishman's.' - O, how hast thou with jealousy infected - The sweetness of affiance! Show men dutiful? - Why, so didst thou. Seem they grave and learned? - Why, so didst thou. Come they of noble family? - Why, so didst thou. Seem they religious? - Why, so didst thou. Or are they spare in diet, - Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger, - Constant in spirit, not swerving with the blood, - Garnish'd and deck'd in modest complement, - Not working with the eye without the ear, - And but in purged judgment trusting neither? - Such and so finely bolted didst thou seem; - And thus thy fall hath left a kind of blot - To mark the full-fraught man and best indued - With some suspicion. I will weep for thee; - For this revolt of thine, methinks, is like - Another fall of man. Their faults are open. - Arrest them to the answer of the law; - And God acquit them of their practices! - EXETER. I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of Richard Earl - of Cambridge. - I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of Henry Lord Scroop - of Masham. - I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of Thomas Grey, - knight, of Northumberland. - SCROOP. Our purposes God justly hath discover'd, - And I repent my fault more than my death; - Which I beseech your Highness to forgive, - Although my body pay the price of it. - CAMBRIDGE. For me, the gold of France did not seduce, - Although I did admit it as a motive - The sooner to effect what I intended; - But God be thanked for prevention, - Which I in sufferance heartily will rejoice, - Beseeching God and you to pardon me. - GREY. Never did faithful subject more rejoice - At the discovery of most dangerous treason - Than I do at this hour joy o'er myself, - Prevented from a damned enterprise. - My fault, but not my body, pardon, sovereign. - KING HENRY. God quit you in his mercy! Hear your sentence. - You have conspir'd against our royal person, - Join'd with an enemy proclaim'd, and from his coffers - Receiv'd the golden earnest of our death; - Wherein you would have sold your king to slaughter, - His princes and his peers to servitude, - His subjects to oppression and contempt, - And his whole kingdom into desolation. - Touching our person seek we no revenge; - But we our kingdom's safety must so tender, - Whose ruin you have sought, that to her laws - We do deliver you. Get you therefore hence, - Poor miserable wretches, to your death; - The taste whereof God of his mercy give - You patience to endure, and true repentance - Of all your dear offences. Bear them hence. - Exeunt CAMBRIDGE, SCROOP, and GREY, guarded - Now, lords, for France; the enterprise whereof - Shall be to you as us like glorious. - We doubt not of a fair and lucky war, - Since God so graciously hath brought to light - This dangerous treason, lurking in our way - To hinder our beginnings; we doubt not now - But every rub is smoothed on our way. - Then, forth, dear countrymen; let us deliver - Our puissance into the hand of God, - Putting it straight in expedition. - Cheerly to sea; the signs of war advance; - No king of England, if not king of France! - Flourish. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Eastcheap. Before the Boar's Head tavern - -Enter PISTOL, HOSTESS, NYM, BARDOLPH, and Boy - - HOSTESS. Prithee, honey-sweet husband, let me bring thee to - Staines. - PISTOL. No; for my manly heart doth earn. - Bardolph, be blithe; Nym, rouse thy vaunting veins; - Boy, bristle thy courage up. For Falstaff he is dead, - And we must earn therefore. - BARDOLPH. Would I were with him, wheresome'er he is, either in - heaven or in hell! - HOSTESS. Nay, sure, he's not in hell: he's in Arthur's bosom, if - ever man went to Arthur's bosom. 'A made a finer end, and went - away an it had been any christom child; 'a parted ev'n just - between twelve and one, ev'n at the turning o' th' tide; for - after I saw him fumble with the sheets, and play with flowers, - and smile upon his fingers' end, I knew there was but one way; - for his nose was as sharp as a pen, and 'a babbl'd of green - fields. 'How now, Sir John!' quoth I 'What, man, be o' good - cheer.' So 'a cried out 'God, God, God!' three or four times. Now - I, to comfort him, bid him 'a should not think of God; I hop'd - there was no need to trouble himself with any such thoughts yet. - So 'a bade me lay more clothes on his feet; I put my hand into - the bed and felt them, and they were as cold as any stone; then I - felt to his knees, and so upward and upward, and all was as cold - as any stone. - NYM. They say he cried out of sack. - HOSTESS. Ay, that 'a did. - BARDOLPH. And of women. - HOSTESS. Nay, that 'a did not. - BOY. Yes, that 'a did, and said they were devils incarnate. - HOSTESS. 'A could never abide carnation; 'twas a colour he never - liked. - BOY. 'A said once the devil would have him about women. - HOSTESS. 'A did in some sort, indeed, handle women; but then he was - rheumatic, and talk'd of the Whore of Babylon. - BOY. Do you not remember 'a saw a flea stick upon Bardolph's nose, - and 'a said it was a black soul burning in hell? - BARDOLPH. Well, the fuel is gone that maintain'd that fire: that's - all the riches I got in his service. - NYM. Shall we shog? The King will be gone from Southampton. - PISTOL. Come, let's away. My love, give me thy lips. - Look to my chattles and my moveables; - Let senses rule. The word is 'Pitch and Pay.' - Trust none; - For oaths are straws, men's faiths are wafer-cakes, - And Holdfast is the only dog, my duck. - Therefore, Caveto be thy counsellor. - Go, clear thy crystals. Yoke-fellows in arms, - Let us to France, like horse-leeches, my boys, - To suck, to suck, the very blood to suck. - BOY. And that's but unwholesome food, they say. - PISTOL. Touch her soft mouth and march. - BARDOLPH. Farewell, hostess. [Kissing her] - NYM. I cannot kiss, that is the humour of it; but adieu. - PISTOL. Let housewifery appear; keep close, I thee command. - HOSTESS. Farewell; adieu. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -France. The KING'S palace - -Flourish. Enter the FRENCH KING, the DAUPHIN, the DUKES OF BERRI -and BRITAINE, the CONSTABLE, and others - - FRENCH KING. Thus comes the English with full power upon us; - And more than carefully it us concerns - To answer royally in our defences. - Therefore the Dukes of Berri and of Britaine, - Of Brabant and of Orleans, shall make forth, - And you, Prince Dauphin, with all swift dispatch, - To line and new repair our towns of war - With men of courage and with means defendant; - For England his approaches makes as fierce - As waters to the sucking of a gulf. - It fits us, then, to be as provident - As fear may teach us, out of late examples - Left by the fatal and neglected English - Upon our fields. - DAUPHIN. My most redoubted father, - It is most meet we arm us 'gainst the foe; - For peace itself should not so dull a kingdom, - Though war nor no known quarrel were in question, - But that defences, musters, preparations, - Should be maintain'd, assembled, and collected, - As were a war in expectation. - Therefore, I say, 'tis meet we all go forth - To view the sick and feeble parts of France; - And let us do it with no show of fear- - No, with no more than if we heard that England - Were busied with a Whitsun morris-dance; - For, my good liege, she is so idly king'd, - Her sceptre so fantastically borne - By a vain, giddy, shallow, humorous youth, - That fear attends her not. - CONSTABLE. O peace, Prince Dauphin! - You are too much mistaken in this king. - Question your Grace the late ambassadors - With what great state he heard their embassy, - How well supplied with noble counsellors, - How modest in exception, and withal - How terrible in constant resolution, - And you shall find his vanities forespent - Were but the outside of the Roman Brutus, - Covering discretion with a coat of folly; - As gardeners do with ordure hide those roots - That shall first spring and be most delicate. - DAUPHIN. Well, 'tis not so, my Lord High Constable; - But though we think it so, it is no matter. - In cases of defence 'tis best to weigh - The enemy more mighty than he seems; - So the proportions of defence are fill'd; - Which of a weak and niggardly projection - Doth like a miser spoil his coat with scanting - A little cloth. - FRENCH KING. Think we King Harry strong; - And, Princes, look you strongly arm to meet him. - The kindred of him hath been flesh'd upon us; - And he is bred out of that bloody strain - That haunted us in our familiar paths. - Witness our too much memorable shame - When Cressy battle fatally was struck, - And all our princes capdv'd by the hand - Of that black name, Edward, Black Prince of Wales; - Whiles that his mountain sire- on mountain standing, - Up in the air, crown'd with the golden sun- - Saw his heroical seed, and smil'd to see him, - Mangle the work of nature, and deface - The patterns that by God and by French fathers - Had twenty years been made. This is a stern - Of that victorious stock; and let us fear - The native mightiness and fate of him. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. Ambassadors from Harry King of England - Do crave admittance to your Majesty. - FRENCH KING. We'll give them present audience. Go and bring them. - Exeunt MESSENGER and certain LORDS - You see this chase is hotly followed, friends. - DAUPHIN. Turn head and stop pursuit; for coward dogs - Most spend their mouths when what they seem to threaten - Runs far before them. Good my sovereign, - Take up the English short, and let them know - Of what a monarchy you are the head. - Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin - As self-neglecting. - - Re-enter LORDS, with EXETER and train - - FRENCH KING. From our brother of England? - EXETER. From him, and thus he greets your Majesty: - He wills you, in the name of God Almighty, - That you divest yourself, and lay apart - The borrowed glories that by gift of heaven, - By law of nature and of nations, 'longs - To him and to his heirs- namely, the crown, - And all wide-stretched honours that pertain, - By custom and the ordinance of times, - Unto the crown of France. That you may know - 'Tis no sinister nor no awkward claim, - Pick'd from the worm-holes of long-vanish'd days, - Nor from the dust of old oblivion rak'd, - He sends you this most memorable line, [Gives a paper] - In every branch truly demonstrative; - Willing you overlook this pedigree. - And when you find him evenly deriv'd - From his most fam'd of famous ancestors, - Edward the Third, he bids you then resign - Your crown and kingdom, indirectly held - From him, the native and true challenger. - FRENCH KING. Or else what follows? - EXETER. Bloody constraint; for if you hide the crown - Even in your hearts, there will he rake for it. - Therefore in fierce tempest is he coming, - In thunder and in earthquake, like a Jove, - That if requiring fail, he will compel; - And bids you, in the bowels of the Lord, - Deliver up the crown; and to take mercy - On the poor souls for whom this hungry war - Opens his vasty jaws; and on your head - Turning the widows' tears, the orphans' cries, - The dead men's blood, the privy maidens' groans, - For husbands, fathers, and betrothed lovers, - That shall be swallowed in this controversy. - This is his claim, his threat'ning, and my message; - Unless the Dauphin be in presence here, - To whom expressly I bring greeting too. - FRENCH KING. For us, we will consider of this further; - To-morrow shall you bear our full intent - Back to our brother of England. - DAUPHIN. For the Dauphin: - I stand here for him. What to him from England? - EXETER. Scorn and defiance, slight regard, contempt, - And anything that may not misbecome - The mighty sender, doth he prize you at. - Thus says my king: an if your father's Highness - Do not, in grant of all demands at large, - Sweeten the bitter mock you sent his Majesty, - He'll call you to so hot an answer of it - That caves and womby vaultages of France - Shall chide your trespass and return your mock - In second accent of his ordinance. - DAUPHIN. Say, if my father render fair return, - It is against my will; for I desire - Nothing but odds with England. To that end, - As matching to his youth and vanity, - I did present him with the Paris balls. - EXETER. He'll make your Paris Louvre shake for it, - Were it the mistress court of mighty Europe; - And be assur'd you'll find a difference, - As we his subjects have in wonder found, - Between the promise of his greener days - And these he masters now. Now he weighs time - Even to the utmost grain; that you shall read - In your own losses, if he stay in France. - FRENCH KING. To-morrow shall you know our mind at full. - EXETER. Dispatch us with all speed, lest that our king - Come here himself to question our delay; - For he is footed in this land already. - FRENCH KING. You shall be soon dispatch'd with fair conditions. - A night is but small breath and little pause - To answer matters of this consequence. Flourish. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. PROLOGUE. - -Flourish. Enter CHORUS - - CHORUS. Thus with imagin'd wing our swift scene flies, - In motion of no less celerity - Than that of thought. Suppose that you have seen - The well-appointed King at Hampton pier - Embark his royalty; and his brave fleet - With silken streamers the young Phorbus fanning. - Play with your fancies; and in them behold - Upon the hempen tackle ship-boys climbing; - Hear the shrill whistle which doth order give - To sounds confus'd; behold the threaden sails, - Borne with th' invisible and creeping wind, - Draw the huge bottoms through the furrowed sea, - Breasting the lofty surge. O, do but think - You stand upon the rivage and behold - A city on th' inconstant billows dancing; - For so appears this fleet majestical, - Holding due course to Harfleur. Follow, follow! - Grapple your minds to sternage of this navy - And leave your England as dead midnight still, - Guarded with grandsires, babies, and old women, - Either past or not arriv'd to pith and puissance; - For who is he whose chin is but enrich'd - With one appearing hair that will not follow - These cull'd and choice-drawn cavaliers to France? - Work, work your thoughts, and therein see a siege; - Behold the ordnance on their carriages, - With fatal mouths gaping on girded Harfleur. - Suppose th' ambassador from the French comes back; - Tells Harry that the King doth offer him - Katherine his daughter, and with her to dowry - Some petty and unprofitable dukedoms. - The offer likes not; and the nimble gunner - With linstock now the devilish cannon touches, - [Alarum, and chambers go off] - And down goes all before them. Still be kind, - And eke out our performance with your mind. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE I. -France. Before Harfleur - -Alarum. Enter the KING, EXETER, BEDFORD, GLOUCESTER, -and soldiers with scaling-ladders - - KING. Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; - Or close the wall up with our English dead. - In peace there's nothing so becomes a man - As modest stillness and humility; - But when the blast of war blows in our ears, - Then imitate the action of the tiger: - Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, - Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage; - Then lend the eye a terrible aspect; - Let it pry through the portage of the head - Like the brass cannon: let the brow o'erwhelm it - As fearfully as doth a galled rock - O'erhang and jutty his confounded base, - Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean. - Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide; - Hold hard the breath, and bend up every spirit - To his full height. On, on, you noblest English, - Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof- - Fathers that like so many Alexanders - Have in these parts from morn till even fought, - And sheath'd their swords for lack of argument. - Dishonour not your mothers; now attest - That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you. - Be copy now to men of grosser blood, - And teach them how to war. And you, good yeomen, - Whose limbs were made in England, show us here - The mettle of your pasture; let us swear - That you are worth your breeding- which I doubt not; - For there is none of you so mean and base - That hath not noble lustre in your eyes. - I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips, - Straining upon the start. The game's afoot: - Follow your spirit; and upon this charge - Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!' - [Exeunt. Alarum, and chambers go off] - - - - -SCENE II. -Before Harfleur - -Enter NYM, BARDOLPH, PISTOL, and BOY - - BARDOLPH. On, on, on, on, on! to the breach, to the breach! - NYM. Pray thee, Corporal, stay; the knocks are too hot, and for - mine own part I have not a case of lives. The humour of it is too - hot; that is the very plain-song of it. - PISTOL. The plain-song is most just; for humours do abound: - - Knocks go and come; God's vassals drop and die; - And sword and shield - In bloody field - Doth win immortal fame. - - BOY. Would I were in an alehouse in London! I wouid give all my - fame for a pot of ale and safety. - PISTOL. And I: - - If wishes would prevail with me, - My purpose should not fail with me, - But thither would I hie. - - BOY. As duly, but not as truly, - As bird doth sing on bough. - - Enter FLUELLEN - - FLUELLEN. Up to the breach, you dogs! - Avaunt, you cullions! [Driving them forward] - PISTOL. Be merciful, great duke, to men of mould. - Abate thy rage, abate thy manly rage; - Abate thy rage, great duke. - Good bawcock, bate thy rage. Use lenity, sweet chuck. - NYM. These be good humours. Your honour wins bad humours. - Exeunt all but BOY - BOY. As young as I am, I have observ'd these three swashers. I am - boy to them all three; but all they three, though they would - serve me, could not be man to me; for indeed three such antics do - not amount to a man. For Bardolph, he is white-liver'd and - red-fac'd; by the means whereof 'a faces it out, but fights not. - For Pistol, he hath a killing tongue and a quiet sword; by the - means whereof 'a breaks words and keeps whole weapons. For Nym, - he hath heard that men of few words are the best men, and - therefore he scorns to say his prayers lest 'a should be thought - a coward; but his few bad words are match'd with as few good - deeds; for 'a never broke any man's head but his own, and that - was against a post when he was drunk. They will steal anything, - and call it purchase. Bardolph stole a lute-case, bore it twelve - leagues, and sold it for three halfpence. Nym and Bardolph are - sworn brothers in filching, and in Calais they stole a - fire-shovel; I knew by that piece of service the men would carry - coals. They would have me as familiar with men's pockets as their - gloves or their handkerchers; which makes much against my - manhood, if I should take from another's pocket to put into mine; - for it is plain pocketing up of wrongs. I must leave them and - seek some better service; their villainy goes against my weak - stomach, and therefore I must cast it up. Exit - - Re-enter FLUELLEN, GOWER following - - GOWER. Captain Fluellen, you must come presently to the mines; the - Duke of Gloucester would speak with you. - FLUELLEN. To the mines! Tell you the Duke it is not so good to come - to the mines; for, look you, the mines is not according to the - disciplines of the war; the concavities of it is not sufficient. - For, look you, th' athversary- you may discuss unto the Duke, - look you- is digt himself four yard under the countermines; by - Cheshu, I think 'a will plow up all, if there is not better - directions. - GOWER. The Duke of Gloucester, to whom the order of the siege is - given, is altogether directed by an Irishman- a very vallant - gentleman, i' faith. - FLUELLEN. It is Captain Macmorris, is it not? - GOWER. I think it be. - FLUELLEN. By Cheshu, he is an ass, as in the world: I will verify - as much in his beard; he has no more directions in the true - disciplines of the wars, look you, of the Roman disciplines, than - is a puppy-dog. - - Enter MACMORRIS and CAPTAIN JAMY - - GOWER. Here 'a comes; and the Scots captain, Captain Jamy, with - him. - FLUELLEN. Captain Jamy is a marvellous falorous gentleman, that is - certain, and of great expedition and knowledge in th' aunchient - wars, upon my particular knowledge of his directions. By Cheshu, - he will maintain his argument as well as any military man in the - world, in the disciplines of the pristine wars of the Romans. - JAMY. I say gud day, Captain Fluellen. - FLUELLEN. God-den to your worship, good Captain James. - GOWER. How now, Captain Macmorris! Have you quit the mines? Have - the pioneers given o'er? - MACMORRIS. By Chrish, la, tish ill done! The work ish give over, - the trompet sound the retreat. By my hand, I swear, and my - father's soul, the work ish ill done; it ish give over; I would - have blowed up the town, so Chrish save me, la, in an hour. O, - tish ill done, tish ill done; by my hand, tish ill done! - FLUELLEN. Captain Macmorris, I beseech you now, will you voutsafe - me, look you, a few disputations with you, as partly touching or - concerning the disciplines of the war, the Roman wars, in the way - of argument, look you, and friendly communication; partly to - satisfy my opinion, and partly for the satisfaction, look you, of - my mind, as touching the direction of the military discipline, - that is the point. - JAMY. It sall be vary gud, gud feith, gud captains bath; and I sall - quit you with gud leve, as I may pick occasion; that sall I, - marry. - MACMORRIS. It is no time to discourse, so Chrish save me. The day - is hot, and the weather, and the wars, and the King, and the - Dukes; it is no time to discourse. The town is beseech'd, and the - trumpet call us to the breach; and we talk and, be Chrish, do - nothing. 'Tis shame for us all, so God sa' me, 'tis shame to - stand still; it is shame, by my hand; and there is throats to be - cut, and works to be done; and there ish nothing done, so Chrish - sa' me, la. - JAMY. By the mess, ere theise eyes of mine take themselves to - slomber, ay'll de gud service, or I'll lig i' th' grund for it; - ay, or go to death. And I'll pay't as valorously as I may, that - sall I suerly do, that is the breff and the long. Marry, I wad - full fain heard some question 'tween you tway. - FLUELLEN. Captain Macmorris, I think, look you, under your - correction, there is not many of your nation- - MACMORRIS. Of my nation? What ish my nation? Ish a villain, and a - bastard, and a knave, and a rascal. What ish my nation? Who talks - of my nation? - FLUELLEN. Look you, if you take the matter otherwise than is meant, - Captain Macmorris, peradventure I shall think you do not use me - with that affability as in discretion you ought to use me, look - you; being as good a man as yourself, both in the disciplines of - war and in the derivation of my birth, and in other - particularities. - MACMORRIS. I do not know you so good a man as myself; so - Chrish save me, I will cut off your head. - GOWER. Gentlemen both, you will mistake each other. - JAMY. Ah! that's a foul fault. [A parley sounded] - GOWER. The town sounds a parley. - FLUELLEN. Captain Macmorris, when there is more better opportunity - to be required, look you, I will be so bold as to tell you I know - the disciplines of war; and there is an end. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Before the gates of Harfleur - -Enter the GOVERNOR and some citizens on the walls. Enter the KING -and all his train before the gates - - KING HENRY. How yet resolves the Governor of the town? - This is the latest parle we will admit; - Therefore to our best mercy give yourselves - Or, like to men proud of destruction, - Defy us to our worst; for, as I am a soldier, - A name that in my thoughts becomes me best, - If I begin the batt'ry once again, - I will not leave the half-achieved Harfleur - Till in her ashes she lie buried. - The gates of mercy shall be all shut up, - And the flesh'd soldier, rough and hard of heart, - In liberty of bloody hand shall range - With conscience wide as hell, mowing like grass - Your fresh fair virgins and your flow'ring infants. - What is it then to me if impious war, - Array'd in flames, like to the prince of fiends, - Do, with his smirch'd complexion, all fell feats - Enlink'd to waste and desolation? - What is't to me when you yourselves are cause, - If your pure maidens fall into the hand - Of hot and forcing violation? - What rein can hold licentious wickednes - When down the hill he holds his fierce career? - We may as bootless spend our vain command - Upon th' enraged soldiers in their spoil, - As send precepts to the Leviathan - To come ashore. Therefore, you men of Harfleur, - Take pity of your town and of your people - Whiles yet my soldiers are in my command; - Whiles yet the cool and temperate wind of grace - O'erblows the filthy and contagious clouds - Of heady murder, spoil, and villainy. - If not- why, in a moment look to see - The blind and bloody with foul hand - Defile the locks of your shrill-shrieking daughters; - Your fathers taken by the silver beards, - And their most reverend heads dash'd to the walls; - Your naked infants spitted upon pikes, - Whiles the mad mothers with their howls confus'd - Do break the clouds, as did the wives of Jewry - At Herod's bloody-hunting slaughtermen. - What say you? Will you yield, and this avoid? - Or, guilty in defence, be thus destroy'd? - GOVERNOR. Our expectation hath this day an end: - The Dauphin, whom of succours we entreated, - Returns us that his powers are yet not ready - To raise so great a siege. Therefore, great King, - We yield our town and lives to thy soft mercy. - Enter our gates; dispose of us and ours; - For we no longer are defensible. - KING HENRY. Open your gates. [Exit GOVERNOR] Come, uncle Exeter, - Go you and enter Harfleur; there remain, - And fortify it strongly 'gainst the French; - Use mercy to them all. For us, dear uncle, - The winter coming on, and sickness growing - Upon our soldiers, we will retire to Calais. - To-night in Harfleur will we be your guest; - To-morrow for the march are we addrest. - [Flourish. The KING and his train enter the town] - - - - -SCENE IV. -Rouen. The FRENCH KING'S palace - -Enter KATHERINE and ALICE - - KATHERINE. Alice, tu as ete en Angleterre, et tu parles bien le - langage. - ALICE. Un peu, madame. - KATHERINE. Je te prie, m'enseignez; il faut que j'apprenne a - parler. Comment appelez-vous la main en Anglais? - ALICE. La main? Elle est appelee de hand. - KATHERINE. De hand. Et les doigts? - ALICE. Les doigts? Ma foi, j'oublie les doigts; mais je me - souviendrai. Les doigts? Je pense qu'ils sont appeles de fingres; - oui, de fingres. - KATHERINE. La main, de hand; les doigts, de fingres. Je pense que - je suis le bon ecolier; j'ai gagne deux mots d'Anglais vitement. - Comment appelez-vous les ongles? - ALICE. Les ongles? Nous les appelons de nails. - KATHERINE. De nails. Ecoutez; dites-moi si je parle bien: de hand, - de fingres, et de nails. - ALICE. C'est bien dit, madame; il est fort bon Anglais. - KATHERINE. Dites-moi l'Anglais pour le bras. - ALICE. De arm, madame. - KATHERINE. Et le coude? - ALICE. D'elbow. - KATHERINE. D'elbow. Je m'en fais la repetition de tous les mots que - vous m'avez appris des a present. - ALICE. Il est trop difficile, madame, comme je pense. - KATHERINE. Excusez-moi, Alice; ecoutez: d'hand, de fingre, de - nails, d'arma, de bilbow. - ALICE. D'elbow, madame. - KATHERINE. O Seigneur Dieu, je m'en oublie! D'elbow. - Comment appelez-vous le col? - ALICE. De nick, madame. - KATHERINE. De nick. Et le menton? - ALICE. De chin. - KATHERINE. De sin. Le col, de nick; le menton, de sin. - ALICE. Oui. Sauf votre honneur, en verite, vous prononcez les mots - aussi droit que les natifs d'Angleterre. - KATHERINE. Je ne doute point d'apprendre, par la grace de Dieu, et - en peu de temps. - ALICE. N'avez-vous pas deja oublie ce que je vous ai enseigne? - KATHERINE. Non, je reciterai a vous promptement: d'hand, de fingre, - de mails- - ALICE. De nails, madame. - KATHERINE. De nails, de arm, de ilbow. - ALICE. Sauf votre honneur, d'elbow. - KATHERINE. Ainsi dis-je; d'elbow, de nick, et de sin. Comment - appelez-vous le pied et la robe? - ALICE. Le foot, madame; et le count. - KATHERINE. Le foot et le count. O Seigneur Dieu! ils sont mots de - son mauvais, corruptible, gros, et impudique, et non pour les - dames d'honneur d'user: je ne voudrais prononcer ces mots devant - les seigneurs de France pour tout le monde. Foh! le foot et le - count! Neanmoins, je reciterai une autre fois ma lecon ensemble: - d'hand, de fingre, de nails, d'arm, d'elbow, de nick, de sin, de - foot, le count. - ALICE. Excellent, madame! - KATHERINE. C'est assez pour une fois: allons-nous a diner. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -The FRENCH KING'S palace - -Enter the KING OF FRANCE, the DAUPHIN, DUKE OF BRITAINE, -the CONSTABLE OF FRANCE, and others - - FRENCH KING. 'Tis certain he hath pass'd the river Somme. - CONSTABLE. And if he be not fought withal, my lord, - Let us not live in France; let us quit an, - And give our vineyards to a barbarous people. - DAUPHIN. O Dieu vivant! Shall a few sprays of us, - The emptying of our fathers' luxury, - Our scions, put in wild and savage stock, - Spirt up so suddenly into the clouds, - And overlook their grafters? - BRITAINE. Normans, but bastard Normans, Norman bastards! - Mort Dieu, ma vie! if they march along - Unfought withal, but I will sell my dukedom - To buy a slobb'ry and a dirty farm - In that nook-shotten isle of Albion. - CONSTABLE. Dieu de batailles! where have they this mettle? - Is not their climate foggy, raw, and dull; - On whom, as in despite, the sun looks pale, - Killing their fruit with frowns? Can sodden water, - A drench for sur-rein'd jades, their barley-broth, - Decoct their cold blood to such valiant heat? - And shall our quick blood, spirited with wine, - Seem frosty? O, for honour of our land, - Let us not hang like roping icicles - Upon our houses' thatch, whiles a more frosty people - Sweat drops of gallant youth in our rich fields- - Poor we call them in their native lords! - DAUPHIN. By faith and honour, - Our madams mock at us and plainly say - Our mettle is bred out, and they will give - Their bodies to the lust of English youth - To new-store France with bastard warriors. - BRITAINE. They bid us to the English dancing-schools - And teach lavoltas high and swift corantos, - Saying our grace is only in our heels - And that we are most lofty runaways. - FRENCH KING. Where is Montjoy the herald? Speed him hence; - Let him greet England with our sharp defiance. - Up, Princes, and, with spirit of honour edged - More sharper than your swords, hie to the field: - Charles Delabreth, High Constable of France; - You Dukes of Orleans, Bourbon, and of Berri, - Alengon, Brabant, Bar, and Burgundy; - Jaques Chatillon, Rambures, Vaudemont, - Beaumont, Grandpre, Roussi, and Fauconbridge, - Foix, Lestrake, Bouciqualt, and Charolois; - High dukes, great princes, barons, lords, and knights, - For your great seats now quit you of great shames. - Bar Harry England, that sweeps through our land - With pennons painted in the blood of Harfleur. - Rush on his host as doth the melted snow - Upon the valleys, whose low vassal seat - The Alps doth spit and void his rheum upon; - Go down upon him, you have power enough, - And in a captive chariot into Rouen - Bring him our prisoner. - CONSTABLE. This becomes the great. - Sorry am I his numbers are so few, - His soldiers sick and famish'd in their march; - For I am sure, when he shall see our army, - He'll drop his heart into the sink of fear, - And for achievement offer us his ransom. - FRENCH KING. Therefore, Lord Constable, haste on Montjoy, - And let him say to England that we send - To know what willing ransom he will give. - Prince Dauphin, you shall stay with us in Rouen. - DAUPHIN. Not so, I do beseech your Majesty. - FRENCH KING. Be patient, for you shall remain with us. - Now forth, Lord Constable and Princes all, - And quickly bring us word of England's fall. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VI. -The English camp in Picardy - -Enter CAPTAINS, English and Welsh, GOWER and FLUELLEN - - GOWER. How now, Captain Fluellen! Come you from the bridge? - FLUELLEN. I assure you there is very excellent services committed - at the bridge. - GOWER. Is the Duke of Exeter safe? - FLUELLEN. The Duke of Exeter is as magnanimous as Agamemnon; and a - man that I love and honour with my soul, and my heart, and my - duty, and my live, and my living, and my uttermost power. He is - not- God be praised and blessed!- any hurt in the world, but - keeps the bridge most valiantly, with excellent discipline. There - is an aunchient Lieutenant there at the bridge- I think in my - very conscience he is as valiant a man as Mark Antony; and he is - man of no estimation in the world; but I did see him do as - gallant service. - GOWER. What do you call him? - FLUELLEN. He is call'd Aunchient Pistol. - GOWER. I know him not. - - Enter PISTOL - - FLUELLEN. Here is the man. - PISTOL. Captain, I thee beseech to do me favours. - The Duke of Exeter doth love thee well. - FLUELLEN. Ay, I praise God; and I have merited some love at his - hands. - PISTOL. Bardolph, a soldier, firm and sound of heart, - And of buxom valour, hath by cruel fate - And giddy Fortune's furious fickle wheel, - That goddess blind, - That stands upon the rolling restless stone- - FLUELLEN. By your patience, Aunchient Pistol. Fortune is painted - blind, with a muffler afore her eyes, to signify to you that - Fortune is blind; and she is painted also with a wheel, to - signify to you, which is the moral of it, that she is turning, - and inconstant, and mutability, and variation; and her foot, look - you, is fixed upon a spherical stone, which rolls, and rolls, and - rolls. In good truth, the poet makes a most excellent description - of it: Fortune is an excellent moral. - PISTOL. Fortune is Bardolph's foe, and frowns on him; - For he hath stol'n a pax, and hanged must 'a be- - A damned death! - Let gallows gape for dog; let man go free, - And let not hemp his windpipe suffocate. - But Exeter hath given the doom of death - For pax of little price. - Therefore, go speak- the Duke will hear thy voice; - And let not Bardolph's vital thread be cut - With edge of penny cord and vile reproach. - Speak, Captain, for his life, and I will thee requite. - FLUELLEN. Aunchient Pistol, I do partly understand your meaning. - PISTOL. Why then, rejoice therefore. - FLUELLEN. Certainly, Aunchient, it is not a thing to rejoice at; - for if, look you, he were my brother, I would desire the Duke to - use his good pleasure, and put him to execution; for discipline - ought to be used. - PISTOL. Die and be damn'd! and figo for thy friendship! - FLUELLEN. It is well. - PISTOL. The fig of Spain! Exit - FLUELLEN. Very good. - GOWER. Why, this is an arrant counterfeit rascal; I remember him - now- a bawd, a cutpurse. - FLUELLEN. I'll assure you, 'a utt'red as prave words at the pridge - as you shall see in a summer's day. But it is very well; what he - has spoke to me, that is well, I warrant you, when time is serve. - GOWER. Why, 'tis a gull a fool a rogue, that now and then goes to - the wars to grace himself, at his return into London, under the - form of a soldier. And such fellows are perfect in the great - commanders' names; and they will learn you by rote where services - were done- at such and such a sconce, at such a breach, at such a - convoy; who came off bravely, who was shot, who disgrac'd, what - terms the enemy stood on; and this they con perfectly in the - phrase of war, which they trick up with new-tuned oaths; and what - a beard of the General's cut and a horrid suit of the camp will - do among foaming bottles and ale-wash'd wits is wonderful to be - thought on. But you must learn to know such slanders of the age, - or else you may be marvellously mistook. - FLUELLEN. I tell you what, Captain Gower, I do perceive he is not - the man that he would gladly make show to the world he is; if I - find a hole in his coat I will tell him my mind. [Drum within] - Hark you, the King is coming; and I must speak with him from the - pridge. - - Drum and colours. Enter the KING and his poor soldiers, - and GLOUCESTER - - God pless your Majesty! - KING HENRY. How now, Fluellen! Cam'st thou from the bridge? - FLUELLEN. Ay, so please your Majesty. The Duke of Exeter has very - gallantly maintain'd the pridge; the French is gone off, look - you, and there is gallant and most prave passages. Marry, th' - athversary was have possession of the pridge; but he is enforced - to retire, and the Duke of Exeter is master of the pridge; I can - tell your Majesty the Duke is a prave man. - KING HENRY. What men have you lost, Fluellen! - FLUELLEN. The perdition of th' athversary hath been very great, - reasonable great; marry, for my part, I think the Duke hath lost - never a man, but one that is like to be executed for robbing a - church- one Bardolph, if your Majesty know the man; his face is - all bubukles, and whelks, and knobs, and flames o' fire; and his - lips blows at his nose, and it is like a coal of fire, sometimes - plue and sometimes red; but his nose is executed and his fire's - out. - KING HENRY. We would have all such offenders so cut off. And we - give express charge that in our marches through the country there - be nothing compell'd from the villages, nothing taken but paid - for, none of the French upbraided or abused in disdainful - language; for when lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom the - gentler gamester is the soonest winner. - - Tucket. Enter MONTJOY - - MONTJOY. You know me by my habit. - KING HENRY. Well then, I know thee; what shall I know of thee? - MONTJOY. My master's mind. - KING HENRY. Unfold it. - MONTJOY. Thus says my king. Say thou to Harry of England: Though we - seem'd dead we did but sleep; advantage is a better soldier than - rashness. Tell him we could have rebuk'd him at Harfleur, but - that we thought not good to bruise an injury till it were full - ripe. Now we speak upon our cue, and our voice is imperial: - England shall repent his folly, see his weakness, and admire our - sufferance. Bid him therefore consider of his ransom, which must - proportion the losses we have borne, the subjects we have lost, - the disgrace we have digested; which, in weight to re-answer, his - pettiness would bow under. For our losses his exchequer is too - poor; for th' effusion of our blood, the muster of his kingdom - too faint a number; and for our disgrace, his own person kneeling - at our feet but a weak and worthless satisfaction. To this add - defiance; and tell him, for conclusion, he hath betrayed his - followers, whose condemnation is pronounc'd. So far my king and - master; so much my office. - KING HENRY. What is thy name? I know thy quality. - MONTJOY. Montjoy. - KING HENRY. Thou dost thy office fairly. Turn thee back, - And tell thy king I do not seek him now, - But could be willing to march on to Calais - Without impeachment; for, to say the sooth- - Though 'tis no wisdom to confess so much - Unto an enemy of craft and vantage- - My people are with sickness much enfeebled; - My numbers lessen'd; and those few I have - Almost no better than so many French; - Who when they were in health, I tell thee, herald, - I thought upon one pair of English legs - Did march three Frenchmen. Yet forgive me, God, - That I do brag thus; this your air of France - Hath blown that vice in me; I must repent. - Go, therefore, tell thy master here I am; - My ransom is this frail and worthless trunk; - My army but a weak and sickly guard; - Yet, God before, tell him we will come on, - Though France himself and such another neighbour - Stand in our way. There's for thy labour, Montjoy. - Go, bid thy master well advise himself. - If we may pass, we will; if we be hind'red, - We shall your tawny ground with your red blood - Discolour; and so, Montjoy, fare you well. - The sum of all our answer is but this: - We would not seek a battle as we are; - Nor as we are, we say, we will not shun it. - So tell your master. - MONTJOY. I shall deliver so. Thanks to your Highness. Exit - GLOUCESTER. I hope they will not come upon us now. - KING HENRY. We are in God's hand, brother, not in theirs. - March to the bridge, it now draws toward night; - Beyond the river we'll encamp ourselves, - And on to-morrow bid them march away. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VII. -The French camp near Agincourt - -Enter the CONSTABLE OF FRANCE, the LORD RAMBURES, the DUKE OF ORLEANS, -the DAUPHIN, with others - - CONSTABLE. Tut! I have the best armour of the world. - Would it were day! - ORLEANS. You have an excellent armour; but let my horse have his - due. - CONSTABLE. It is the best horse of Europe. - ORLEANS. Will it never be morning? - DAUPHIN. My Lord of Orleans and my Lord High Constable, you talk of - horse and armour? - ORLEANS. You are as well provided of both as any prince in the - world. - DAUPHIN. What a long night is this! I will not change my horse with - any that treads but on four pasterns. Ca, ha! he bounds from the - earth as if his entrails were hairs; le cheval volant, the - Pegasus, chez les narines de feu! When I bestride him I soar, I - am a hawk. He trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it; - the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of - Hermes. - ORLEANS. He's of the colour of the nutmeg. - DAUPHIN. And of the heat of the ginger. It is a beast for Perseus: - he is pure air and fire; and the dull elements of earth and water - never appear in him, but only in patient stillness while his - rider mounts him; he is indeed a horse, and all other jades you - may call beasts. - CONSTABLE. Indeed, my lord, it is a most absolute and excellent - horse. - DAUPHIN. It is the prince of palfreys; his neigh is like the - bidding of a monarch, and his countenance enforces homage. - ORLEANS. No more, cousin. - DAUPHIN. Nay, the man hath no wit that cannot, from the rising of - the lark to the lodging of the lamb, vary deserved praise on my - palfrey. It is a theme as fluent as the sea: turn the sands into - eloquent tongues, and my horse is argument for them all: 'tis a - subject for a sovereign to reason on, and for a sovereign's - sovereign to ride on; and for the world- familiar to us and - unknown- to lay apart their particular functions and wonder at - him. I once writ a sonnet in his praise and began thus: 'Wonder - of nature'- - ORLEANS. I have heard a sonnet begin so to one's mistress. - DAUPHIN. Then did they imitate that which I compos'd to my courser; - for my horse is my mistress. - ORLEANS. Your mistress bears well. - DAUPHIN. Me well; which is the prescript praise and perfection of a - good and particular mistress. - CONSTABLE. Nay, for methought yesterday your mistress shrewdly - shook your back. - DAUPHIN. So perhaps did yours. - CONSTABLE. Mine was not bridled. - DAUPHIN. O, then belike she was old and gentle; and you rode like a - kern of Ireland, your French hose off and in your strait - strossers. - CONSTABLE. You have good judgment in horsemanship. - DAUPHIN. Be warn'd by me, then: they that ride so, and ride not - warily, fall into foul bogs. I had rather have my horse to my - mistress. - CONSTABLE. I had as lief have my mistress a jade. - DAUPHIN. I tell thee, Constable, my mistress wears his own hair. - CONSTABLE. I could make as true a boast as that, if I had a sow to - my mistress. - DAUPHIN. 'Le chien est retourne a son propre vomissement, et la - truie lavee au bourbier.' Thou mak'st use of anything. - CONSTABLE. Yet do I not use my horse for my mistress, or any such - proverb so little kin to the purpose. - RAMBURES. My Lord Constable, the armour that I saw in your tent - to-night- are those stars or suns upon it? - CONSTABLE. Stars, my lord. - DAUPHIN. Some of them will fall to-morrow, I hope. - CONSTABLE. And yet my sky shall not want. - DAUPHIN. That may be, for you bear a many superfluously, and 'twere - more honour some were away. - CONSTABLE. Ev'n as your horse bears your praises, who would trot as - well were some of your brags dismounted. - DAUPHIN. Would I were able to load him with his desert! Will it - never be day? I will trot to-morrow a mile, and my way shall be - paved with English faces. - CONSTABLE. I will not say so, for fear I should be fac'd out of my - way; but I would it were morning, for I would fain be about the - ears of the English. - RAMBURES. Who will go to hazard with me for twenty prisoners? - CONSTABLE. You must first go yourself to hazard ere you have them. - DAUPHIN. 'Tis midnight; I'll go arm myself. Exit - ORLEANS. The Dauphin longs for morning. - RAMBURES. He longs to eat the English. - CONSTABLE. I think he will eat all he kills. - ORLEANS. By the white hand of my lady, he's a gallant prince. - CONSTABLE. Swear by her foot, that she may tread out the oath. - ORLEANS. He is simply the most active gentleman of France. - CONSTABLE. Doing is activity, and he will still be doing. - ORLEANS. He never did harm that I heard of. - CONSTABLE. Nor will do none to-morrow: he will keep that good name - still. - ORLEANS. I know him to be valiant. - CONSTABLE. I was told that by one that knows him better than you. - ORLEANS. What's he? - CONSTABLE. Marry, he told me so himself; and he said he car'd not - who knew it. - ORLEANS. He needs not; it is no hidden virtue in him. - CONSTABLE. By my faith, sir, but it is; never anybody saw it but - his lackey. - 'Tis a hooded valour, and when it appears it will bate. - ORLEANS. Ill-wind never said well. - CONSTABLE. I will cap that proverb with 'There is flattery in - friendship.' - ORLEANS. And I will take up that with 'Give the devil his due.' - CONSTABLE. Well plac'd! There stands your friend for the devil; - have at the very eye of that proverb with 'A pox of the devil!' - ORLEANS. You are the better at proverbs by how much 'A fool's bolt - is soon shot.' - CONSTABLE. You have shot over. - ORLEANS. 'Tis not the first time you were overshot. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. My Lord High Constable, the English lie within fifteen - hundred paces of your tents. - CONSTABLE. Who hath measur'd the ground? - MESSENGER. The Lord Grandpre. - CONSTABLE. A valiant and most expert gentleman. Would it were day! - Alas, poor Harry of England! he longs not for the dawning as we - do. - ORLEANS. What a wretched and peevish fellow is this King of - England, to mope with his fat-brain'd followers so far out of his - knowledge! - CONSTABLE. If the English had any apprehension, they would run - away. - ORLEANS. That they lack; for if their heads had any intellectual - armour, they could never wear such heavy head-pieces. - RAMBURES. That island of England breeds very valiant creatures; - their mastiffs are of unmatchable courage. - ORLEANS. Foolish curs, that run winking into the mouth of a Russian - bear, and have their heads crush'd like rotten apples! You may as - well say that's a valiant flea that dare eat his breakfast on the - lip of a lion. - CONSTABLE. Just, just! and the men do sympathise with the mastiffs - in robustious and rough coming on, leaving their wits with their - wives; and then give them great meals of beef and iron and steel; - they will eat like wolves and fight like devils. - ORLEANS. Ay, but these English are shrewdly out of beef. - CONSTABLE. Then shall we find to-morrow they have only stomachs to - eat, and none to fight. Now is it time to arm. Come, shall we - about it? - ORLEANS. It is now two o'clock; but let me see- by ten - We shall have each a hundred Englishmen. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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Now entertain conjecture of a time - When creeping murmur and the poring dark - Fills the wide vessel of the universe. - From camp to camp, through the foul womb of night, - The hum of either army stilly sounds, - That the fix'd sentinels almost receive - The secret whispers of each other's watch. - Fire answers fire, and through their paly flames - Each battle sees the other's umber'd face; - Steed threatens steed, in high and boastful neighs - Piercing the night's dull ear; and from the tents - The armourers accomplishing the knights, - With busy hammers closing rivets up, - Give dreadful note of preparation. - The country cocks do crow, the clocks do ton, - And the third hour of drowsy morning name. - Proud of their numbers and secure in soul, - The confident and over-lusty French - Do the low-rated English play at dice; - And chide the cripple tardy-gaited night - Who like a foul and ugly witch doth limp - So tediously away. The poor condemned English, - Like sacrifices, by their watchful fires - Sit patiently and inly ruminate - The morning's danger; and their gesture sad - Investing lank-lean cheeks and war-worn coats - Presenteth them unto the gazing moon - So many horrid ghosts. O, now, who will behold - The royal captain of this ruin'd band - Walking from watch to watch, from tent to tent, - Let him cry 'Praise and glory on his head!' - For forth he goes and visits all his host; - Bids them good morrow with a modest smile, - And calls them brothers, friends, and countrymen. - Upon his royal face there is no note - How dread an army hath enrounded him; - Nor doth he dedicate one jot of colour - Unto the weary and all-watched night; - But freshly looks, and over-bears attaint - With cheerful semblance and sweet majesty; - That every wretch, pining and pale before, - Beholding him, plucks comfort from his looks; - A largess universal, like the sun, - His liberal eye doth give to every one, - Thawing cold fear, that mean and gentle all - Behold, as may unworthiness define, - A little touch of Harry in the night. - And so our scene must to the battle fly; - Where- O for pity!- we shall much disgrace - With four or five most vile and ragged foils, - Right ill-dispos'd in brawl ridiculous, - The name of Agincourt. Yet sit and see, - Minding true things by what their mock'ries be. Exit - - - - -SCENE I. -France. The English camp at Agincourt - -Enter the KING, BEDFORD, and GLOUCESTER - - KING HENRY. Gloucester, 'tis true that we are in great danger; - The greater therefore should our courage be. - Good morrow, brother Bedford. God Almighty! - There is some soul of goodness in things evil, - Would men observingly distil it out; - For our bad neighbour makes us early stirrers, - Which is both healthful and good husbandry. - Besides, they are our outward consciences - And preachers to us all, admonishing - That we should dress us fairly for our end. - Thus may we gather honey from the weed, - And make a moral of the devil himself. - - Enter ERPINGHAM - - Good morrow, old Sir Thomas Erpingham: - A good soft pillow for that good white head - Were better than a churlish turf of France. - ERPINGHAM. Not so, my liege; this lodging likes me better, - Since I may say 'Now lie I like a king.' - KING HENRY. 'Tis good for men to love their present pains - Upon example; so the spirit is eased; - And when the mind is quick'ned, out of doubt - The organs, though defunct and dead before, - Break up their drowsy grave and newly move - With casted slough and fresh legerity. - Lend me thy cloak, Sir Thomas. Brothers both, - Commend me to the princes in our camp; - Do my good morrow to them, and anon - Desire them all to my pavilion. - GLOUCESTER. We shall, my liege. - ERPINGHAM. Shall I attend your Grace? - KING HENRY. No, my good knight: - Go with my brothers to my lords of England; - I and my bosom must debate awhile, - And then I would no other company. - ERPINGHAM. The Lord in heaven bless thee, noble Harry! - Exeunt all but the KING - KING HENRY. God-a-mercy, old heart! thou speak'st cheerfully. - - Enter PISTOL - - PISTOL. Qui va la? - KING HENRY. A friend. - PISTOL. Discuss unto me: art thou officer, - Or art thou base, common, and popular? - KING HENRY. I am a gentleman of a company. - PISTOL. Trail'st thou the puissant pike? - KING HENRY. Even so. What are you? - PISTOL. As good a gentleman as the Emperor. - KING HENRY. Then you are a better than the King. - PISTOL. The King's a bawcock and a heart of gold, - A lad of life, an imp of fame; - Of parents good, of fist most valiant. - I kiss his dirty shoe, and from heart-string - I love the lovely bully. What is thy name? - KING HENRY. Harry le Roy. - PISTOL. Le Roy! a Cornish name; art thou of Cornish crew? - KING HENRY. No, I am a Welshman. - PISTOL. Know'st thou Fluellen? - KING HENRY. Yes. - PISTOL. Tell him I'll knock his leek about his pate - Upon Saint Davy's day. - KING HENRY. Do not you wear your dagger in your cap that day, lest - he knock that about yours. - PISTOL. Art thou his friend? - KING HENRY. And his kinsman too. - PISTOL. The figo for thee, then! - KING HENRY. I thank you; God be with you! - PISTOL. My name is Pistol call'd. Exit - KING HENRY. It sorts well with your fierceness. - - Enter FLUELLEN and GOWER - - GOWER. Captain Fluellen! - FLUELLEN. So! in the name of Jesu Christ, speak fewer. It is the - greatest admiration in the universal world, when the true and - aunchient prerogatifes and laws of the wars is not kept: if you - would take the pains but to examine the wars of Pompey the Great, - you shall find, I warrant you, that there is no tiddle-taddle nor - pibble-pabble in Pompey's camp; I warrant you, you shall find the - ceremonies of the wars, and the cares of it, and the forms of it, - and the sobriety of it, and the modesty of it, to be otherwise. - GOWER. Why, the enemy is loud; you hear him all night. - FLUELLEN. If the enemy is an ass, and a fool, and a prating - coxcomb, is it meet, think you, that we should also, look you, be - an ass, and a fool, and a prating coxcomb? In your own - conscience, now? - GOWER. I will speak lower. - FLUELLEN. I pray you and beseech you that you will. - Exeunt GOWER and FLUELLEN - KING HENRY. Though it appear a little out of fashion, - There is much care and valour in this Welshman. - - Enter three soldiers: JOHN BATES, ALEXANDER COURT, - and MICHAEL WILLIAMS - - COURT. Brother John Bates, is not that the morning which breaks - yonder? - BATES. I think it be; but we have no great cause to desire the - approach of day. - WILLIAMS. We see yonder the beginning of the day, but I think we - shall never see the end of it. Who goes there? - KING HENRY. A friend. - WILLIAMS. Under what captain serve you? - KING HENRY. Under Sir Thomas Erpingham. - WILLIAMS. A good old commander and a most kind gentleman. I pray - you, what thinks he of our estate? - KING HENRY. Even as men wreck'd upon a sand, that look to be wash'd - off the next tide. - BATES. He hath not told his thought to the King? - KING HENRY. No; nor it is not meet he should. For though I speak it - to you, I think the King is but a man as I am: the violet smells - to him as it doth to me; the element shows to him as it doth to - me; all his senses have but human conditions; his ceremonies laid - by, in his nakedness he appears but a man; and though his - affections are higher mounted than ours, yet, when they stoop, - they stoop with the like wing. Therefore, when he sees reason of - fears, as we do, his fears, out of doubt, be of the same relish - as ours are; yet, in reason, no man should possess him with any - appearance of fear, lest he, by showing it, should dishearten his - army. - BATES. He may show what outward courage he will; but I believe, as - cold a night as 'tis, he could wish himself in Thames up to the - neck; and so I would he were, and I by him, at all adventures, so - we were quit here. - KING HENRY. By my troth, I will speak my conscience of the King: I - think he would not wish himself anywhere but where he is. - BATES. Then I would he were here alone; so should he be sure to be - ransomed, and a many poor men's lives saved. - KING HENRY. I dare say you love him not so ill to wish him here - alone, howsoever you speak this, to feel other men's minds; - methinks I could not die anywhere so contented as in the King's - company, his cause being just and his quarrel honourable. - WILLIAMS. That's more than we know. - BATES. Ay, or more than we should seek after; for we know enough if - we know we are the King's subjects. If his cause be wrong, our - obedience to the King wipes the crime of it out of us. - WILLIAMS. But if the cause be not good, the King himself hath a - heavy reckoning to make when all those legs and arms and heads, - chopp'd off in a battle, shall join together at the latter day - and cry all 'We died at such a place'- some swearing, some crying - for a surgeon, some upon their wives left poor behind them, some - upon the debts they owe, some upon their children rawly left. I - am afeard there are few die well that die in a battle; for how - can they charitably dispose of anything when blood is their - argument? Now, if these men do not die well, it will be a black - matter for the King that led them to it; who to disobey were - against all proportion of subjection. - KING HENRY. So, if a son that is by his father sent about - merchandise do sinfully miscarry upon the sea, the imputation of - his wickedness, by your rule, should be imposed upon his father - that sent him; or if a servant, under his master's command - transporting a sum of money, be assailed by robbers and die in - many irreconcil'd iniquities, you may call the business of the - master the author of the servant's damnation. But this is not so: - the King is not bound to answer the particular endings of his - soldiers, the father of his son, nor the master of his servant; - for they purpose not their death when they purpose their - services. Besides, there is no king, be his cause never so - spotless, if it come to the arbitrement of swords, can try it out - with all unspotted soldiers: some peradventure have on them the - guilt of premeditated and contrived murder; some, of beguiling - virgins with the broken seals of perjury; some, making the wars - their bulwark, that have before gored the gentle bosom of peace - with pillage and robbery. Now, if these men have defeated the law - and outrun native punishment, though they can outstrip men they - have no wings to fly from God: war is His beadle, war is His - vengeance; so that here men are punish'd for before-breach of the - King's laws in now the King's quarrel. Where they feared the - death they have borne life away; and where they would be safe - they perish. Then if they die unprovided, no more is the King - guilty of their damnation than he was before guilty of those - impieties for the which they are now visited. Every subject's - duty is the King's; but every subject's soul is his own. - Therefore should every soldier in the wars do as every sick man - in his bed- wash every mote out of his conscience; and dying so, - death is to him advantage; or not dying, the time was blessedly - lost wherein such preparation was gained; and in him that escapes - it were not sin to think that, making God so free an offer, He - let him outlive that day to see His greatness, and to teach - others how they should prepare. - WILLIAMS. 'Tis certain, every man that dies ill, the ill upon his - own head- the King is not to answer for it. - BATES. I do not desire he should answer for me, and yet I determine - to fight lustily for him. - KING HENRY. I myself heard the King say he would not be ransom'd. - WILLIAMS. Ay, he said so, to make us fight cheerfully; but when our - throats are cut he may be ransom'd, and we ne'er the wiser. - KING HENRY. If I live to see it, I will never trust his word after. - WILLIAMS. You pay him then! That's a perilous shot out of an - elder-gun, that a poor and a private displeasure can do against a - monarch! You may as well go about to turn the sun to ice with - fanning in his face with a peacock's feather. You'll never trust - his word after! Come, 'tis a foolish saying. - KING HENRY. Your reproof is something too round; I should be angry - with you, if the time were convenient. - WILLIAMS. Let it be a quarrel between us if you live. - KING HENRY. I embrace it. - WILLIAMS. How shall I know thee again? - KING HENRY. Give me any gage of thine, and I will wear it in my - bonnet; then if ever thou dar'st acknowledge it, I will make it - my quarrel. - WILLIAMS. Here's my glove; give me another of thine. - KING HENRY. There. - WILLIAMS. This will I also wear in my cap; if ever thou come to me - and say, after to-morrow, 'This is my glove,' by this hand I will - take thee a box on the ear. - KING HENRY. If ever I live to see it, I will challenge it. - WILLIAMS. Thou dar'st as well be hang'd. - KING HENRY. Well, I will do it, though I take thee in the King's - company. - WILLIAMS. Keep thy word. Fare thee well. - BATES. Be friends, you English fools, be friends; we have - French quarrels enow, if you could tell how to reckon. - KING HENRY. Indeed, the French may lay twenty French crowns to one - they will beat us, for they bear them on their shoulders; but it - is no English treason to cut French crowns, and to-morrow the - King himself will be a clipper. - Exeunt soldiers - Upon the King! Let us our lives, our souls, - Our debts, our careful wives, - Our children, and our sins, lay on the King! - We must bear all. O hard condition, - Twin-born with greatness, subject to the breath - Of every fool, whose sense no more can feel - But his own wringing! What infinite heart's ease - Must kings neglect that private men enjoy! - And what have kings that privates have not too, - Save ceremony- save general ceremony? - And what art thou, thou idol Ceremony? - What kind of god art thou, that suffer'st more - Of mortal griefs than do thy worshippers? - What are thy rents? What are thy comings-in? - O Ceremony, show me but thy worth! - What is thy soul of adoration? - Art thou aught else but place, degree, and form, - Creating awe and fear in other men? - Wherein thou art less happy being fear'd - Than they in fearing. - What drink'st thou oft, instead of homage sweet, - But poison'd flattery? O, be sick, great greatness, - And bid thy ceremony give thee cure! - Thinks thou the fiery fever will go out - With titles blown from adulation? - Will it give place to flexure and low bending? - Canst thou, when thou command'st the beggar's knee, - Command the health of it? No, thou proud dream, - That play'st so subtly with a king's repose. - I am a king that find thee; and I know - 'Tis not the balm, the sceptre, and the ball, - The sword, the mace, the crown imperial, - The intertissued robe of gold and pearl, - The farced tide running fore the king, - The throne he sits on, nor the tide of pomp - That beats upon the high shore of this world- - No, not all these, thrice gorgeous ceremony, - Not all these, laid in bed majestical, - Can sleep so soundly as the wretched slave - Who, with a body fill'd and vacant mind, - Gets him to rest, cramm'd with distressful bread; - Never sees horrid night, the child of hell; - But, like a lackey, from the rise to set - Sweats in the eye of Pheebus, and all night - Sleeps in Elysium; next day, after dawn, - Doth rise and help Hyperion to his horse; - And follows so the ever-running year - With profitable labour, to his grave. - And but for ceremony, such a wretch, - Winding up days with toil and nights with sleep, - Had the fore-hand and vantage of a king. - The slave, a member of the country's peace, - Enjoys it; but in gross brain little wots - What watch the king keeps to maintain the peace - Whose hours the peasant best advantages. - - Enter ERPINGHAM - - ERPINGHAM. My lord, your nobles, jealous of your absence, - Seek through your camp to find you. - KING. Good old knight, - Collect them all together at my tent: - I'll be before thee. - ERPINGHAM. I shall do't, my lord. Exit - KING. O God of battles, steel my soldiers' hearts, - Possess them not with fear! Take from them now - The sense of reck'ning, if th' opposed numbers - Pluck their hearts from them! Not to-day, O Lord, - O, not to-day, think not upon the fault - My father made in compassing the crown! - I Richard's body have interred new, - And on it have bestowed more contrite tears - Than from it issued forced drops of blood; - Five hundred poor I have in yearly pay, - Who twice a day their wither'd hands hold up - Toward heaven, to pardon blood; and I have built - Two chantries, where the sad and solemn priests - Sing still for Richard's soul. More will I do; - Though all that I can do is nothing worth, - Since that my penitence comes after all, - Imploring pardon. - - Enter GLOUCESTER - - GLOUCESTER. My liege! - KING HENRY. My brother Gloucester's voice? Ay; - I know thy errand, I will go with thee; - The day, my friends, and all things, stay for me. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -The French camp - -Enter the DAUPHIN, ORLEANS, RAMBURES, and others - - ORLEANS. The sun doth gild our armour; up, my lords! - DAUPHIN. Montez a cheval! My horse! Varlet, laquais! Ha! - ORLEANS. O brave spirit! - DAUPHIN. Via! Les eaux et la terre- - ORLEANS. Rien puis? L'air et le feu. - DAUPHIN. Ciel! cousin Orleans. - - Enter CONSTABLE - - Now, my Lord Constable! - CONSTABLE. Hark how our steeds for present service neigh! - DAUPHIN. Mount them, and make incision in their hides, - That their hot blood may spin in English eyes, - And dout them with superfluous courage, ha! - RAMBURES. What, will you have them weep our horses' blood? - How shall we then behold their natural tears? - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. The English are embattl'd, you French peers. - CONSTABLE. To horse, you gallant Princes! straight to horse! - Do but behold yon poor and starved band, - And your fair show shall suck away their souls, - Leaving them but the shales and husks of men. - There is not work enough for all our hands; - Scarce blood enough in all their sickly veins - To give each naked curtle-axe a stain - That our French gallants shall to-day draw out, - And sheathe for lack of sport. Let us but blow on them, - The vapour of our valour will o'erturn them. - 'Tis positive 'gainst all exceptions, lords, - That our superfluous lackeys and our peasants- - Who in unnecessary action swarm - About our squares of battle- were enow - To purge this field of, such a hilding foe; - Though we upon this mountain's basis by - Took stand for idle speculation- - But that our honours must not. What's to say? - A very little little let us do, - And all is done. Then let the trumpets sound - The tucket sonance and the note to mount; - For our approach shall so much dare the field - That England shall couch down in fear and yield. - - Enter GRANDPRE - - GRANDPRE. Why do you stay so long, my lords of France? - Yond island carrions, desperate of their bones, - Ill-favouredly become the morning field; - Their ragged curtains poorly are let loose, - And our air shakes them passing scornfully; - Big Mars seems bankrupt in their beggar'd host, - And faintly through a rusty beaver peeps. - The horsemen sit like fixed candlesticks - With torch-staves in their hand; and their poor jades - Lob down their heads, dropping the hides and hips, - The gum down-roping from their pale-dead eyes, - And in their pale dull mouths the gimmal'd bit - Lies foul with chaw'd grass, still and motionless; - And their executors, the knavish crows, - Fly o'er them, all impatient for their hour. - Description cannot suit itself in words - To demonstrate the life of such a battle - In life so lifeless as it shows itself. - CONSTABLE. They have said their prayers and they stay for death. - DAUPHIN. Shall we go send them dinners and fresh suits, - And give their fasting horses provender, - And after fight with them? - CONSTABLE. I stay but for my guidon. To the field! - I will the banner from a trumpet take, - And use it for my haste. Come, come, away! - The sun is high, and we outwear the day. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -The English camp - -Enter GLOUCESTER, BEDFORD, EXETER, ERPINGHAM, with all his host; -SALISBURY and WESTMORELAND - - GLOUCESTER. Where is the King? - BEDFORD. The King himself is rode to view their battle. - WESTMORELAND. Of fighting men they have full three-score thousand. - EXETER. There's five to one; besides, they all are fresh. - SALISBURY. God's arm strike with us! 'tis a fearful odds. - God bye you, Princes all; I'll to my charge. - If we no more meet till we meet in heaven, - Then joyfully, my noble Lord of Bedford, - My dear Lord Gloucester, and my good Lord Exeter, - And my kind kinsman- warriors all, adieu! - BEDFORD. Farewell, good Salisbury; and good luck go with thee! - EXETER. Farewell, kind lord. Fight valiantly to-day; - And yet I do thee wrong to mind thee of it, - For thou art fram'd of the firm truth of valour. - Exit SALISBURY - BEDFORD. He is as full of valour as of kindness; - Princely in both. - - Enter the KING - - WESTMORELAND. O that we now had here - But one ten thousand of those men in England - That do no work to-day! - KING. What's he that wishes so? - My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin; - If we are mark'd to die, we are enow - To do our country loss; and if to live, - The fewer men, the greater share of honour. - God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more. - By Jove, I am not covetous for gold, - Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost; - It yearns me not if men my garments wear; - Such outward things dwell not in my desires. - But if it be a sin to covet honour, - I am the most offending soul alive. - No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England. - God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour - As one man more methinks would share from me - For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more! - Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host, - That he which hath no stomach to this fight, - Let him depart; his passport shall be made, - And crowns for convoy put into his purse; - We would not die in that man's company - That fears his fellowship to die with us. - This day is call'd the feast of Crispian. - He that outlives this day, and comes safe home, - Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd, - And rouse him at the name of Crispian. - He that shall live this day, and see old age, - Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours, - And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian.' - Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars, - And say 'These wounds I had on Crispian's day.' - Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot, - But he'll remember, with advantages, - What feats he did that day. Then shall our names, - Familiar in his mouth as household words- - Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter, - Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester- - Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red. - This story shall the good man teach his son; - And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by, - From this day to the ending of the world, - But we in it shall be remembered- - We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; - For he to-day that sheds his blood with me - Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, - This day shall gentle his condition; - And gentlemen in England now-a-bed - Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, - And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks - That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day. - - Re-enter SALISBURY - - SALISBURY. My sovereign lord, bestow yourself with speed: - The French are bravely in their battles set, - And will with all expedience charge on us. - KING HENRY. All things are ready, if our minds be so. - WESTMORELAND. Perish the man whose mind is backward now! - KING HENRY. Thou dost not wish more help from England, coz? - WESTMORELAND. God's will, my liege! would you and I alone, - Without more help, could fight this royal battle! - KING HENRY. Why, now thou hast unwish'd five thousand men; - Which likes me better than to wish us one. - You know your places. God be with you all! - - Tucket. Enter MONTJOY - - MONTJOY. Once more I come to know of thee, King Harry, - If for thy ransom thou wilt now compound, - Before thy most assured overthrow; - For certainly thou art so near the gulf - Thou needs must be englutted. Besides, in mercy, - The constable desires thee thou wilt mind - Thy followers of repentance, that their souls - May make a peaceful and a sweet retire - From off these fields, where, wretches, their poor bodies - Must lie and fester. - KING HENRY. Who hath sent thee now? - MONTJOY. The Constable of France. - KING HENRY. I pray thee bear my former answer back: - Bid them achieve me, and then sell my bones. - Good God! why should they mock poor fellows thus? - The man that once did sell the lion's skin - While the beast liv'd was kill'd with hunting him. - A many of our bodies shall no doubt - Find native graves; upon the which, I trust, - Shall witness live in brass of this day's work. - And those that leave their valiant bones in France, - Dying like men, though buried in your dunghills, - They shall be fam'd; for there the sun shall greet them - And draw their honours reeking up to heaven, - Leaving their earthly parts to choke your clime, - The smell whereof shall breed a plague in France. - Mark then abounding valour in our English, - That, being dead, like to the bullet's grazing - Break out into a second course of mischief, - Killing in relapse of mortality. - Let me speak proudly: tell the Constable - We are but warriors for the working-day; - Our gayness and our gilt are all besmirch'd - With rainy marching in the painful field; - There's not a piece of feather in our host- - Good argument, I hope, we will not fly- - And time hath worn us into slovenry. - But, by the mass, our hearts are in the trim; - And my poor soldiers tell me yet ere night - They'll be in fresher robes, or they will pluck - The gay new coats o'er the French soldiers' heads - And turn them out of service. If they do this- - As, if God please, they shall- my ransom then - Will soon be levied. Herald, save thou thy labour; - Come thou no more for ransom, gentle herald; - They shall have none, I swear, but these my joints; - Which if they have, as I will leave 'em them, - Shall yield them little, tell the Constable. - MONTJOY. I shall, King Harry. And so fare thee well: - Thou never shalt hear herald any more. Exit - KING HENRY. I fear thou wilt once more come again for a ransom. - - Enter the DUKE OF YORK - - YORK. My lord, most humbly on my knee I beg - The leading of the vaward. - KING HENRY. Take it, brave York. Now, soldiers, march away; - And how thou pleasest, God, dispose the day! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -The field of battle - -Alarum. Excursions. Enter FRENCH SOLDIER, PISTOL, and BOY - - PISTOL. Yield, cur! - FRENCH SOLDIER. Je pense que vous etes le gentilhomme de bonne - qualite. - PISTOL. Cality! Calen o custure me! Art thou a gentleman? - What is thy name? Discuss. - FRENCH SOLDIER. O Seigneur Dieu! - PISTOL. O, Signieur Dew should be a gentleman. - Perpend my words, O Signieur Dew, and mark: - O Signieur Dew, thou diest on point of fox, - Except, O Signieur, thou do give to me - Egregious ransom. - FRENCH SOLDIER. O, prenez misericorde; ayez pitie de moi! - PISTOL. Moy shall not serve; I will have forty moys; - Or I will fetch thy rim out at thy throat - In drops of crimson blood. - FRENCH SOLDIER. Est-il impossible d'echapper la force de ton bras? - PISTOL. Brass, cur? - Thou damned and luxurious mountain-goat, - Offer'st me brass? - FRENCH SOLDIER. O, pardonnez-moi! - PISTOL. Say'st thou me so? Is that a ton of moys? - Come hither, boy; ask me this slave in French - What is his name. - BOY. Ecoutez: comment etes-vous appele? - FRENCH SOLDIER. Monsieur le Fer. - BOY. He says his name is Master Fer. - PISTOL. Master Fer! I'll fer him, and firk him, and ferret him- - discuss the same in French unto him. - BOY. I do not know the French for fer, and ferret, and firk. - PISTOL. Bid him prepare; for I will cut his throat. - FRENCH SOLDIER. Que dit-il, monsieur? - BOY. Il me commande a vous dire que vous faites vous pret; car ce - soldat ici est dispose tout a cette heure de couper votre gorge. - PISTOL. Owy, cuppele gorge, permafoy! - Peasant, unless thou give me crowns, brave crowns; - Or mangled shalt thou be by this my sword. - FRENCH SOLDIER. O, je vous supplie, pour l'amour de Dieu, me - pardonner! Je suis gentilhomme de bonne maison. Gardez ma vie, et - je vous donnerai deux cents ecus. - PISTOL. What are his words? - BOY. He prays you to save his life; he is a gentleman of a good - house, and for his ransom he will give you two hundred crowns. - PISTOL. Tell him my fury shall abate, and I - The crowns will take. - FRENCH SOLDIER. Petit monsieur, que dit-il? - BOY. Encore qu'il est contre son jurement de pardonner aucun - prisonnier, neamnoins, pour les ecus que vous l'avez promis, il - est content a vous donner la liberte, le franchisement. - FRENCH SOLDIER. Sur mes genoux je vous donne mille remercimens; et - je m'estime heureux que je suis tombe entre les mains d'un - chevalier, je pense, le plus brave, vaillant, et tres distingue - seigneur d'Angleterre. - PISTOL. Expound unto me, boy. - BOY. He gives you, upon his knees, a thousand thanks; and he - esteems himself happy that he hath fall'n into the hands of one- - as he thinks- the most brave, valorous, and thrice-worthy - signieur of England. - PISTOL. As I suck blood, I will some mercy show. - Follow me. Exit - BOY. Suivez-vous le grand capitaine. Exit FRENCH SOLDIER - I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart; but - the saying is true- the empty vessel makes the greatest sound. - Bardolph and Nym had ten times more valour than this roaring - devil i' th' old play, that every one may pare his nails with a - wooden dagger; and they are both hang'd; and so would this be, if - he durst steal anything adventurously. I must stay with the - lackeys, with the luggage of our camp. The French might have a - good prey of us, if he knew of it; for there is none to guard it - but boys. Exit - - - - -SCENE V. -Another part of the field of battle - -Enter CONSTABLE, ORLEANS, BOURBON, DAUPHIN, and RAMBURES - - CONSTABLE. O diable! - ORLEANS. O Seigneur! le jour est perdu, tout est perdu! - DAUPHIN. Mort Dieu, ma vie! all is confounded, all! - Reproach and everlasting shame - Sits mocking in our plumes. [A short alarum] - O mechante fortune! Do not run away. - CONSTABLE. Why, an our ranks are broke. - DAUPHIN. O perdurable shame! Let's stab ourselves. - Be these the wretches that we play'd at dice for? - ORLEANS. Is this the king we sent to for his ransom? - BOURBON. Shame, and eternal shame, nothing but shame! - Let us die in honour: once more back again; - And he that will not follow Bourbon now, - Let him go hence and, with his cap in hand - Like a base pander, hold the chamber-door - Whilst by a slave, no gender than my dog, - His fairest daughter is contaminated. - CONSTABLE. Disorder, that hath spoil'd us, friend us now! - Let us on heaps go offer up our lives. - ORLEANS. We are enow yet living in the field - To smother up the English in our throngs, - If any order might be thought upon. - BOURBON. The devil take order now! I'll to the throng. - Let life be short, else shame will be too long. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VI. -Another part of the field - -Alarum. Enter the KING and his train, with prisoners; EXETER, and others - - KING HENRY. Well have we done, thrice-valiant countrymen; - But all's not done- yet keep the French the field. - EXETER. The Duke of York commends him to your Majesty. - KING HENRY. Lives he, good uncle? Thrice within this hour - I saw him down; thrice up again, and fighting; - From helmet to the spur all blood he was. - EXETER. In which array, brave soldier, doth he lie - Larding the plain; and by his bloody side, - Yoke-fellow to his honour-owing wounds, - The noble Earl of Suffolk also lies. - Suffolk first died; and York, all haggled over, - Comes to him, where in gore he lay insteeped, - And takes him by the beard, kisses the gashes - That bloodily did yawn upon his face, - He cries aloud 'Tarry, my cousin Suffolk. - My soul shall thine keep company to heaven; - Tarry, sweet soul, for mine, then fly abreast; - As in this glorious and well-foughten field - We kept together in our chivalry.' - Upon these words I came and cheer'd him up; - He smil'd me in the face, raught me his hand, - And, with a feeble grip, says 'Dear my lord, - Commend my service to my sovereign.' - So did he turn, and over Suffolk's neck - He threw his wounded arm and kiss'd his lips; - And so, espous'd to death, with blood he seal'd - A testament of noble-ending love. - The pretty and sweet manner of it forc'd - Those waters from me which I would have stopp'd; - But I had not so much of man in me, - And all my mother came into mine eyes - And gave me up to tears. - KING HENRY. I blame you not; - For, hearing this, I must perforce compound - With mistful eyes, or they will issue too. [Alarum] - But hark! what new alarum is this same? - The French have reinforc'd their scatter'd men. - Then every soldier kill his prisoners; - Give the word through. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VII. -Another part of the field - -Enter FLUELLEN and GOWER - - FLUELLEN. Kill the poys and the luggage! 'Tis expressly against the - law of arms; 'tis as arrant a piece of knavery, mark you now, as - can be offert; in your conscience, now, is it not? - GOWER. 'Tis certain there's not a boy left alive; and the cowardly - rascals that ran from the battle ha' done this slaughter; - besides, they have burned and carried away all that was in the - King's tent; wherefore the King most worthily hath caus'd every - soldier to cut his prisoner's throat. O, 'tis a gallant King! - FLUELLEN. Ay, he was porn at Monmouth, Captain Gower. What call you - the town's name where Alexander the Pig was born? - GOWER. Alexander the Great. - FLUELLEN. Why, I pray you, is not 'pig' great? The pig, or great, - or the mighty, or the huge, or the magnanimous, are all one - reckonings, save the phrase is a little variations. - GOWER. I think Alexander the Great was born in Macedon; his father - was called Philip of Macedon, as I take it. - FLUELLEN. I think it is in Macedon where Alexander is porn. I tell - you, Captain, if you look in the maps of the 'orld, I warrant you - sall find, in the comparisons between Macedon and Monmouth, that - the situations, look you, is both alike. There is a river in - Macedon; and there is also moreover a river at Monmouth; it is - call'd Wye at Monmouth, but it is out of my prains what is the - name of the other river; but 'tis all one, 'tis alike as my - fingers is to my fingers, and there is salmons in both. If you - mark Alexander's life well, Harry of Monmouth's life is come - after it indifferent well; for there is figures in all things. - Alexander- God knows, and you know- in his rages, and his furies, - and his wraths, and his cholers, and his moods, and his - displeasures, and his indignations, and also being a little - intoxicates in his prains, did, in his ales and his angers, look - you, kill his best friend, Cleitus. - GOWER. Our king is not like him in that: he never kill'd any of his - friends. - FLUELLEN. It is not well done, mark you now, to take the tales out - of my mouth ere it is made and finished. I speak but in the - figures and comparisons of it; as Alexander kill'd his friend - Cleitus, being in his ales and his cups, so also Harry Monmouth, - being in his right wits and his good judgments, turn'd away the - fat knight with the great belly doublet; he was full of jests, - and gipes, and knaveries, and mocks; I have forgot his name. - GOWER. Sir John Falstaff. - FLUELLEN. That is he. I'll tell you there is good men porn at - Monmouth. - GOWER. Here comes his Majesty. - - Alarum. Enter the KING, WARWICK, GLOUCESTER, - EXETER, and others, with prisoners. Flourish - - KING HENRY. I was not angry since I came to France - Until this instant. Take a trumpet, herald, - Ride thou unto the horsemen on yond hill; - If they will fight with us, bid them come down - Or void the field; they do offend our sight. - If they'll do neither, we will come to them - And make them skirr away as swift as stones - Enforced from the old Assyrian slings; - Besides, we'll cut the throats of those we have, - And not a man of them that we shall take - Shall taste our mercy. Go and tell them so. - - Enter MONTJOY - - EXETER. Here comes the herald of the French, my liege. - GLOUCESTER. His eyes are humbler than they us'd to be. - KING HENRY. How now! What means this, herald? know'st thou not - That I have fin'd these bones of mine for ransom? - Com'st thou again for ransom? - MONTJOY. No, great King; - I come to thee for charitable licence, - That we may wander o'er this bloody field - To book our dead, and then to bury them; - To sort our nobles from our common men; - For many of our princes- woe the while!- - Lie drown'd and soak'd in mercenary blood; - So do our vulgar drench their peasant limbs - In blood of princes; and their wounded steeds - Fret fetlock deep in gore, and with wild rage - Yerk out their armed heels at their dead masters, - Killing them twice. O, give us leave, great King, - To view the field in safety, and dispose - Of their dead bodies! - KING HENRY. I tell thee truly, herald, - I know not if the day be ours or no; - For yet a many of your horsemen peer - And gallop o'er the field. - MONTJOY. The day is yours. - KING HENRY. Praised be God, and not our strength, for it! - What is this castle call'd that stands hard by? - MONTJOY. They call it Agincourt. - KING HENRY. Then call we this the field of Agincourt, - Fought on the day of Crispin Crispianus. - FLUELLEN. Your grandfather of famous memory, an't please your - Majesty, and your great-uncle Edward the Plack Prince of Wales, - as I have read in the chronicles, fought a most prave pattle here - in France. - KING HENRY. They did, Fluellen. - FLUELLEN. Your Majesty says very true; if your Majesties is - rememb'red of it, the Welshmen did good service in garden where - leeks did grow, wearing leeks in their Monmouth caps; which your - Majesty know to this hour is an honourable badge of the service; - and I do believe your Majesty takes no scorn to wear the leek - upon Saint Tavy's day. - KING HENRY. I wear it for a memorable honour; - For I am Welsh, you know, good countryman. - FLUELLEN. All the water in Wye cannot wash your Majesty's Welsh - plood out of your pody, I can tell you that. Got pless it and - preserve it as long as it pleases his Grace and his Majesty too! - KING HENRY. Thanks, good my countryman. - FLUELLEN. By Jeshu, I am your Majesty's countryman, care not who - know it; I will confess it to all the 'orld: I need not be - asham'd of your Majesty, praised be Got, so long as your Majesty - is an honest man. - - Enter WILLIAMS - - KING HENRY. God keep me so! Our heralds go with him: - Bring me just notice of the numbers dead - On both our parts. Call yonder fellow hither. - Exeunt heralds with MONTJOY - EXETER. Soldier, you must come to the King. - KING HENRY. Soldier, why wear'st thou that glove in thy cap? - WILLIAMS. An't please your Majesty, 'tis the gage of one that I - should fight withal, if he be alive. - KING HENRY. An Englishman? - WILLIAMS. An't please your Majesty, a rascal that swagger'd with me - last night; who, if 'a live and ever dare to challenge this - glove, I have sworn to take him a box o' th' ear; or if I can see - my glove in his cap- which he swore, as he was a soldier, he - would wear if alive- I will strike it out soundly. - KING HENRY. What think you, Captain Fluellen, is it fit this - soldier keep his oath? - FLUELLEN. He is a craven and a villain else, an't please your - Majesty, in my conscience. - KING HENRY. It may be his enemy is a gentlemen of great sort, quite - from the answer of his degree. - FLUELLEN. Though he be as good a gentleman as the Devil is, as - Lucifier and Belzebub himself, it is necessary, look your Grace, - that he keep his vow and his oath; if he be perjur'd, see you - now, his reputation is as arrant a villain and a Jacksauce as - ever his black shoe trod upon God's ground and his earth, in my - conscience, la. - KING HENRY. Then keep thy vow, sirrah, when thou meet'st the - fellow. - WILLIAMS. So I Will, my liege, as I live. - KING HENRY. Who serv'st thou under? - WILLIAMS. Under Captain Gower, my liege. - FLUELLEN. Gower is a good captain, and is good knowledge and - literatured in the wars. - KING HENRY. Call him hither to me, soldier. - WILLIAMS. I will, my liege. Exit - KING HENRY. Here, Fluellen; wear thou this favour for me, and stick - it in thy cap; when Alencon and myself were down together, I - pluck'd this glove from his helm. If any man challenge this, he - is a friend to Alencon and an enemy to our person; if thou - encounter any such, apprehend him, an thou dost me love. - FLUELLEN. Your Grace does me as great honours as can be desir'd in - the hearts of his subjects. I would fain see the man that has but - two legs that shall find himself aggrief'd at this glove, that is - all; but I would fain see it once, an please God of his grace - that I might see. - KING HENRY. Know'st thou Gower? - FLUELLEN. He is my dear friend, an please you. - KING HENRY. Pray thee, go seek him, and bring him to my tent. - FLUELLEN. I will fetch him. Exit - KING HENRY. My Lord of Warwick and my brother Gloucester, - Follow Fluellen closely at the heels; - The glove which I have given him for a favour - May haply purchase him a box o' th' ear. - It is the soldier's: I, by bargain, should - Wear it myself. Follow, good cousin Warwick; - If that the soldier strike him, as I judge - By his blunt bearing he will keep his word, - Some sudden mischief may arise of it; - For I do know Fluellen valiant, - And touch'd with choler, hot as gunpowder, - And quickly will return an injury; - Follow, and see there be no harm between them. - Go you with me, uncle of Exeter. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VIII. -Before KING HENRY'S PAVILION - -Enter GOWER and WILLIAMS - - WILLIAMS. I warrant it is to knight you, Captain. - - Enter FLUELLEN - - FLUELLEN. God's will and his pleasure, Captain, I beseech you now, - come apace to the King: there is more good toward you - peradventure than is in your knowledge to dream of. - WILLIAMS. Sir, know you this glove? - FLUELLEN. Know the glove? I know the glove is a glove. - WILLIAMS. I know this; and thus I challenge it. [Strikes him] - FLUELLEN. 'Sblood, an arrant traitor as any's in the universal - world, or in France, or in England! - GOWER. How now, sir! you villain! - WILLIAMS. Do you think I'll be forsworn? - FLUELLEN. Stand away, Captain Gower; I will give treason his - payment into plows, I warrant you. - WILLIAMS. I am no traitor. - FLUELLEN. That's a lie in thy throat. I charge you in his Majesty's - name, apprehend him: he's a friend of the Duke Alencon's. - - Enter WARWICK and GLOUCESTER - - WARWICK. How now! how now! what's the matter? - FLUELLEN. My Lord of Warwick, here is- praised be God for it!- a - most contagious treason come to light, look you, as you shall - desire in a summer's day. Here is his Majesty. - - Enter the KING and EXETER - - KING HENRY. How now! what's the matter? - FLUELLEN. My liege, here is a villain and a traitor, that, look - your Grace, has struck the glove which your Majesty is take out - of the helmet of Alencon. - WILLIAMS. My liege, this was my glove: here is the fellow of it; - and he that I gave it to in change promis'd to wear it in his - cap; I promis'd to strike him if he did; I met this man with my - glove in his cap, and I have been as good as my word. - FLUELLEN. Your Majesty hear now, saving your Majesty's manhood, - what an arrant, rascally, beggarly, lousy knave it is; I hope - your Majesty is pear me testimony and witness, and will - avouchment, that this is the glove of Alencon that your Majesty - is give me; in your conscience, now. - KING HENRY. Give me thy glove, soldier; look, here is the fellow of - it. - 'Twas I, indeed, thou promised'st to strike, - And thou hast given me most bitter terms. - FLUELLEN. An please your Majesty, let his neck answer for it, if - there is any martial law in the world. - KING HENRY. How canst thou make me satisfaction? - WILLIAMS. All offences, my lord, come from the heart; never came - any from mine that might offend your Majesty. - KING HENRY. It was ourself thou didst abuse. - WILLIAMS. Your Majesty came not like yourself: you appear'd to me - but as a common man; witness the night, your garments, your - lowliness; and what your Highness suffer'd under that shape I - beseech you take it for your own fault, and not mine; for had you - been as I took you for, I made no offence; therefore, I beseech - your Highness pardon me. - KING HENRY. Here, uncle Exeter, fill this glove with crowns, - And give it to this fellow. Keep it, fellow; - And wear it for an honour in thy cap - Till I do challenge it. Give him the crowns; - And, Captain, you must needs be friends with him. - FLUELLEN. By this day and this light, the fellow has mettle enough - in his belly: hold, there is twelve pence for you; and I pray you - to serve God, and keep you out of prawls, and prabbles, and - quarrels, and dissensions, and, I warrant you, it is the better - for you. - WILLIAMS. I will none of your money. - FLUELLEN. It is with a good will; I can tell you it will serve you - to mend your shoes. Come, wherefore should you be so pashful? - Your shoes is not so good. 'Tis a good silling, I warrant you, or - I will change it. - - Enter an ENGLISH HERALD - - KING HENRY. Now, herald, are the dead numb'red? - HERALD. Here is the number of the slaught'red French. - [Gives a paper] - KING HENRY. What prisoners of good sort are taken, uncle? - EXETER. Charles Duke of Orleans, nephew to the King; - John Duke of Bourbon, and Lord Bouciqualt; - Of other lords and barons, knights and squires, - Full fifteen hundred, besides common men. - KING HENRY. This note doth tell me of ten thousand French - That in the field lie slain; of princes in this number, - And nobles bearing banners, there lie dead - One hundred twenty-six; added to these, - Of knights, esquires, and gallant gentlemen, - Eight thousand and four hundred; of the which - Five hundred were but yesterday dubb'd knights. - So that, in these ten thousand they have lost, - There are but sixteen hundred mercenaries; - The rest are princes, barons, lords, knights, squires, - And gentlemen of blood and quality. - The names of those their nobles that lie dead: - Charles Delabreth, High Constable of France; - Jaques of Chatillon, Admiral of France; - The master of the cross-bows, Lord Rambures; - Great Master of France, the brave Sir Guichard Dolphin; - John Duke of Alencon; Antony Duke of Brabant, - The brother to the Duke of Burgundy; - And Edward Duke of Bar. Of lusty earls, - Grandpre and Roussi, Fauconbridge and Foix, - Beaumont and Marle, Vaudemont and Lestrake. - Here was a royal fellowship of death! - Where is the number of our English dead? - [HERALD presents another paper] - Edward the Duke of York, the Earl of Suffolk, - Sir Richard Kikely, Davy Gam, Esquire; - None else of name; and of all other men - But five and twenty. O God, thy arm was here! - And not to us, but to thy arm alone, - Ascribe we all. When, without stratagem, - But in plain shock and even play of battle, - Was ever known so great and little los - On one part and on th' other? Take it, God, - For it is none but thine. - EXETER. 'Tis wonderful! - KING HENRY. Come, go we in procession to the village; - And be it death proclaimed through our host - To boast of this or take that praise from God - Which is his only. - FLUELLEN. Is it not lawful, an please your Majesty, to tell how - many is kill'd? - KING HENRY. Yes, Captain; but with this acknowledgment, - That God fought for us. - FLUELLEN. Yes, my conscience, he did us great good. - KING HENRY. Do we all holy rites: - Let there be sung 'Non nobis' and 'Te Deum'; - The dead with charity enclos'd in clay- - And then to Calais; and to England then; - Where ne'er from France arriv'd more happy men. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. PROLOGUE. - -Enter CHORUS - - CHORUS. Vouchsafe to those that have not read the story - That I may prompt them; and of such as have, - I humbly pray them to admit th' excuse - Of time, of numbers, and due course of things, - Which cannot in their huge and proper life - Be here presented. Now we bear the King - Toward Calais. Grant him there. There seen, - Heave him away upon your winged thoughts - Athwart the sea. Behold, the English beach - Pales in the flood with men, with wives, and boys, - Whose shouts and claps out-voice the deep-mouth'd sea, - Which, like a mighty whiffler, fore the King - Seems to prepare his way. So let him land, - And solemnly see him set on to London. - So swift a pace hath thought that even now - You may imagine him upon Blackheath; - Where that his lords desire him to have borne - His bruised helmet and his bended sword - Before him through the city. He forbids it, - Being free from vainness and self-glorious pride; - Giving full trophy, signal, and ostent, - Quite from himself to God. But now behold - In the quick forge and working-house of thought, - How London doth pour out her citizens! - The mayor and all his brethren in best sort- - Like to the senators of th' antique Rome, - With the plebeians swarming at their heels- - Go forth and fetch their conqu'ring Caesar in; - As, by a lower but loving likelihood, - Were now the General of our gracious Empress- - As in good time he may- from Ireland coming, - Bringing rebellion broached on his sword, - How many would the peaceful city quit - To welcome him! Much more, and much more cause, - Did they this Harry. Now in London place him- - As yet the lamentation of the French - Invites the King of England's stay at home; - The Emperor's coming in behalf of France - To order peace between them; and omit - All the occurrences, whatever chanc'd, - Till Harry's back-return again to France. - There must we bring him; and myself have play'd - The interim, by rememb'ring you 'tis past. - Then brook abridgment; and your eyes advance, - After your thoughts, straight back again to France. Exit - - - - -SCENE I. -France. The English camp - -Enter FLUELLEN and GOWER - - GOWER. Nay, that's right; but why wear you your leek to-day? Saint - Davy's day is past. - FLUELLEN. There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all - things. I will tell you, ass my friend, Captain Gower: the - rascally, scald, beggarly, lousy, pragging knave, Pistol- which - you and yourself and all the world know to be no petter than a - fellow, look you now, of no merits- he is come to me, and prings - me pread and salt yesterday, look you, and bid me eat my leek; it - was in a place where I could not breed no contendon with him; but - I will be so bold as to wear it in my cap till I see him once - again, and then I will tell him a little piece of my desires. - - Enter PISTOL - - GOWER. Why, here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - FLUELLEN. 'Tis no matter for his swellings nor his turkey-cocks. - God pless you, Aunchient Pistol! you scurvy, lousy knave, God - pless you! - PISTOL. Ha! art thou bedlam? Dost thou thirst, base Troyan, - To have me fold up Parca's fatal web? - Hence! I am qualmish at the smell of leek. - FLUELLEN. I peseech you heartily, scurvy, lousy knave, at my - desires, and my requests, and my petitions, to eat, look you, - this leek; because, look you, you do not love it, nor your - affections, and your appetites, and your digestions, does not - agree with it, I would desire you to eat it. - PISTOL. Not for Cadwallader and all his goats. - FLUELLEN. There is one goat for you. [Strikes him] Will you be so - good, scald knave, as eat it? - PISTOL. Base Troyan, thou shalt die. - FLUELLEN. You say very true, scald knave- when God's will is. I - will desire you to live in the meantime, and eat your victuals; - come, there is sauce for it. [Striking him again] You call'd me - yesterday mountain-squire; but I will make you to-day a squire of - low degree. I pray you fall to; if you can mock a leek, you can - eat a leek. - GOWER. Enough, Captain, you have astonish'd him. - FLUELLEN. I say I will make him eat some part of my leek, or I will - peat his pate four days. Bite, I pray you, it is good for your - green wound and your ploody coxcomb. - PISTOL. Must I bite? - FLUELLEN. Yes, certainly, and out of doubt, and out of question - too, and ambiguides. - PISTOL. By this leek, I will most horribly revenge- I eat and eat, - I swear- - FLUELLEN. Eat, I pray you; will you have some more sauce to your - leek? There is not enough leek to swear by. - PISTOL. Quiet thy cudgel: thou dost see I eat. - FLUELLEN. Much good do you, scald knave, heartily. Nay, pray you - throw none away; the skin is good for your broken coxcomb. When - you take occasions to see leeks hereafter, I pray you mock at - 'em; that is all. - PISTOL. Good. - FLUELLEN. Ay, leeks is good. Hold you, there is a groat to heal - your pate. - PISTOL. Me a groat! - FLUELLEN. Yes, verily and in truth, you shall take it; or I have - another leek in my pocket which you shall eat. - PISTOL. I take thy groat in earnest of revenge. - FLUELLEN. If I owe you anything I will pay you in cudgels; you - shall be a woodmonger, and buy nothing of me but cudgels. God bye - you, and keep you, and heal your pate. - Exit - PISTOL. All hell shall stir for this. - GOWER. Go, go: you are a couterfeit cowardly knave. Will you mock - at an ancient tradition, begun upon an honourable respect, and - worn as a memorable trophy of predeceased valour, and dare not - avouch in your deeds any of your words? I have seen you gleeking - and galling at this gentleman twice or thrice. You thought, - because he could not speak English in the native garb, he could - not therefore handle an English cudgel; you find it otherwise, - and henceforth let a Welsh correction teach you a good English - condition. Fare ye well. Exit - PISTOL. Doth Fortune play the huswife with me now? - News have I that my Nell is dead i' th' spital - Of malady of France; - And there my rendezvous is quite cut off. - Old I do wax; and from my weary limbs - Honour is cudgell'd. Well, bawd I'll turn, - And something lean to cutpurse of quick hand. - To England will I steal, and there I'll steal; - And patches will I get unto these cudgell'd scars, - And swear I got them in the Gallia wars. Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -France. The FRENCH KING'S palace - -Enter at one door, KING HENRY, EXETER, BEDFORD, GLOUCESTER, WARWICK, -WESTMORELAND, and other LORDS; at another, the FRENCH KING, QUEEN ISABEL, -the PRINCESS KATHERINE, ALICE, and other LADIES; the DUKE OF BURGUNDY, -and his train - - KING HENRY. Peace to this meeting, wherefore we are met! - Unto our brother France, and to our sister, - Health and fair time of day; joy and good wishes - To our most fair and princely cousin Katherine. - And, as a branch and member of this royalty, - By whom this great assembly is contriv'd, - We do salute you, Duke of Burgundy. - And, princes French, and peers, health to you all! - FRENCH KING. Right joyous are we to behold your face, - Most worthy brother England; fairly met! - So are you, princes English, every one. - QUEEN ISABEL. So happy be the issue, brother England, - Of this good day and of this gracious meeting - As we are now glad to behold your eyes- - Your eyes, which hitherto have home in them, - Against the French that met them in their bent, - The fatal balls of murdering basilisks; - The venom of such looks, we fairly hope, - Have lost their quality; and that this day - Shall change all griefs and quarrels into love. - KING HENRY. To cry amen to that, thus we appear. - QUEEN ISABEL. You English princes an, I do salute you. - BURGUNDY. My duty to you both, on equal love, - Great Kings of France and England! That I have labour'd - With all my wits, my pains, and strong endeavours, - To bring your most imperial Majesties - Unto this bar and royal interview, - Your mightiness on both parts best can witness. - Since then my office hath so far prevail'd - That face to face and royal eye to eye - You have congreeted, let it not disgrace me - If I demand, before this royal view, - What rub or what impediment there is - Why that the naked, poor, and mangled Peace, - Dear nurse of arts, plenties, and joyful births, - Should not in this best garden of the world, - Our fertile France, put up her lovely visage? - Alas, she hath from France too long been chas'd! - And all her husbandry doth lie on heaps, - Corrupting in it own fertility. - Her vine, the merry cheerer of the heart, - Unpruned dies; her hedges even-pleach'd, - Like prisoners wildly overgrown with hair, - Put forth disorder'd twigs; her fallow leas - The darnel, hemlock, and rank fumitory, - Doth root upon, while that the coulter rusts - That should deracinate such savagery; - The even mead, that erst brought sweetly forth - The freckled cowslip, burnet, and green clover, - Wanting the scythe, all uncorrected, rank, - Conceives by idleness, and nothing teems - But hateful docks, rough thistles, kecksies, burs, - Losing both beauty and utility. - And as our vineyards, fallows, meads, and hedges, - Defective in their natures, grow to wildness; - Even so our houses and ourselves and children - Have lost, or do not learn for want of time, - The sciences that should become our country; - But grow, like savages- as soldiers will, - That nothing do but meditate on blood- - To swearing and stern looks, diffus'd attire, - And everything that seems unnatural. - Which to reduce into our former favout - You are assembled; and my speech entreats - That I may know the let why gentle Peace - Should not expel these inconveniences - And bless us with her former qualities. - KING HENRY. If, Duke of Burgundy, you would the peace - Whose want gives growth to th' imperfections - Which you have cited, you must buy that peace - With full accord to all our just demands; - Whose tenours and particular effects - You have, enschedul'd briefly, in your hands. - BURGUNDY. The King hath heard them; to the which as yet - There is no answer made. - KING HENRY. Well then, the peace, - Which you before so urg'd, lies in his answer. - FRENCH KING. I have but with a cursorary eye - O'erglanced the articles; pleaseth your Grace - To appoint some of your council presently - To sit with us once more, with better heed - To re-survey them, we will suddenly - Pass our accept and peremptory answer. - KING HENRY. Brother, we shall. Go, uncle Exeter, - And brother Clarence, and you, brother Gloucester, - Warwick, and Huntington, go with the King; - And take with you free power to ratify, - Augment, or alter, as your wisdoms best - Shall see advantageable for our dignity, - Any thing in or out of our demands; - And we'll consign thereto. Will you, fair sister, - Go with the princes or stay here with us? - QUEEN ISABEL. Our gracious brother, I will go with them; - Haply a woman's voice may do some good, - When articles too nicely urg'd be stood on. - KING HENRY. Yet leave our cousin Katherine here with us; - She is our capital demand, compris'd - Within the fore-rank of our articles. - QUEEN ISABEL. She hath good leave. - Exeunt all but the KING, KATHERINE, and ALICE - KING HENRY. Fair Katherine, and most fair, - Will you vouchsafe to teach a soldier terms - Such as will enter at a lady's ear, - And plead his love-suit to her gentle heart? - KATHERINE. Your Majesty shall mock me; I cannot speak your England. - KING HENRY. O fair Katherine, if you will love me soundly with your - French heart, I will be glad to hear you confess it brokenly with - your English tongue. Do you like me, Kate? - KATHERINE. Pardonnez-moi, I cannot tell vat is like me. - KING HENRY. An angel is like you, Kate, and you are like an angel. - KATHERINE. Que dit-il? que je suis semblable a les anges? - ALICE. Oui, vraiment, sauf votre grace, ainsi dit-il. - KING HENRY. I said so, dear Katherine, and I must not blush to - affirm it. - KATHERINE. O bon Dieu! les langues des hommes sont pleines de - tromperies. - KING HENRY. What says she, fair one? that the tongues of men are - full of deceits? - ALICE. Oui, dat de tongues of de mans is be full of deceits- dat is - de Princess. - KING HENRY. The Princess is the better English-woman. I' faith, - Kate, my wooing is fit for thy understanding: I am glad thou - canst speak no better English; for if thou couldst, thou wouldst - find me such a plain king that thou wouldst think I had sold my - farm to buy my crown. I know no ways to mince it in love, but - directly to say 'I love you.' Then, if you urge me farther than - to say 'Do you in faith?' I wear out my suit. Give me your - answer; i' faith, do; and so clap hands and a bargain. How say - you, lady? - KATHERINE. Sauf votre honneur, me understand well. - KING HENRY. Marry, if you would put me to verses or to dance for - your sake, Kate, why you undid me; for the one I have neither - words nor measure, and for the other I have no strength in - measure, yet a reasonable measure in strength. If I could win a - lady at leap-frog, or by vaulting into my saddle with my armour - on my back, under the correction of bragging be it spoken, I - should quickly leap into wife. Or if I might buffet for my love, - or bound my horse for her favours, I could lay on like a butcher, - and sit like a jack-an-apes, never off. But, before God, Kate, I - cannot look greenly, nor gasp out my cloquence, nor I have no - cunning in protestation; only downright oaths, which I never use - till urg'd, nor never break for urging. If thou canst love a - fellow of this temper, Kate, whose face is not worth sunburning, - that never looks in his glass for love of anything he sees there, - let thine eye be thy cook. I speak to thee plain soldier. If thou - canst love me for this, take me; if not, to say to thee that I - shall die is true- but for thy love, by the Lord, no; yet I love - thee too. And while thou liv'st, dear Kate, take a fellow of - plain and uncoined constancy; for he perforce must do thee right, - because he hath not the gift to woo in other places; for these - fellows of infinite tongue, that can rhyme themselves into - ladies' favours, they do always reason themselves out again. - What! a speaker is but a prater: a rhyme is but a ballad. A good - leg will fall; a straight back will stoop; a black beard will - turn white; a curl'd pate will grow bald; a fair face will - wither; a full eye will wax hollow. But a good heart, Kate, is - the sun and the moon; or, rather, the sun, and not the moon- for - it shines bright and never changes, but keeps his course truly. - If thou would have such a one, take me; and take me, take a - soldier; take a soldier, take a king. And what say'st thou, then, - to my love? Speak, my fair, and fairly, I pray thee. - KATHERINE. Is it possible dat I sould love de enemy of France? - KING HENRY. No, it is not possible you should love the enemy of - France, Kate, but in loving me you should love the friend of - France; for I love France so well that I will not part with a - village of it; I will have it all mine. And, Kate, when France is - mine and I am yours, then yours is France and you are mine. - KATHERINE. I cannot tell vat is dat. - KING HENRY. No, Kate? I will tell thee in French, which I am sure - will hang upon my tongue like a new-married wife about her - husband's neck, hardly to be shook off. Je quand sur le - possession de France, et quand vous avez le possession de moi- - let me see, what then? Saint Denis be my speed!- donc votre est - France et vous etes mienne. It is as easy for me, Kate, to - conquer the kingdom as to speak so much more French: I shall - never move thee in French, unless it be to laugh at me. - KATHERINE. Sauf votre honneur, le Francais que vous parlez, il est - meilleur que l'Anglais lequel je parle. - KING HENRY. No, faith, is't not, Kate; but thy speaking of my - tongue, and I thine, most truly falsely, must needs be granted to - be much at one. But, Kate, dost thou understand thus much - English- Canst thou love me? - KATHERINE. I cannot tell. - KING HENRY. Can any of your neighbours tell, Kate? I'll ask them. - Come, I know thou lovest me; and at night, when you come into - your closet, you'll question this gentlewoman about me; and I - know, Kate, you will to her dispraise those parts in me that you - love with your heart. But, good Kate, mock me mercifully; the - rather, gentle Princess, because I love thee cruelly. If ever - thou beest mine, Kate, as I have a saving faith within me tells - me thou shalt, I get thee with scambling, and thou must therefore - needs prove a good soldier-breeder. Shall not thou and I, between - Saint Denis and Saint George, compound a boy, half French, half - English, that shall go to Constantinople and take the Turk by the - beard? Shall we not? What say'st thou, my fair flower-de-luce? - KATHERINE. I do not know dat. - KING HENRY. No: 'tis hereafter to know, but now to promise; do but - now promise, Kate, you will endeavour for your French part of - such a boy; and for my English moiety take the word of a king and - a bachelor. How answer you, la plus belle Katherine du monde, mon - tres cher et divin deesse? - KATHERINE. Your Majestee ave fausse French enough to deceive de - most sage damoiselle dat is en France. - KING HENRY. Now, fie upon my false French! By mine honour, in true - English, I love thee, Kate; by which honour I dare not swear thou - lovest me; yet my blood begins to flatter me that thou dost, - notwithstanding the poor and untempering effect of my visage. Now - beshrew my father's ambition! He was thinking of civil wars when - he got me; therefore was I created with a stubborn outside, with - an aspect of iron, that when I come to woo ladies I fright them. - But, in faith, Kate, the elder I wax, the better I shall appear: - my comfort is, that old age, that in layer-up of beauty, can do - no more spoil upon my face; thou hast me, if thou hast me, at the - worst; and thou shalt wear me, if thou wear me, better and - better. And therefore tell me, most fair Katherine, will you have - me? Put off your maiden blushes; avouch the thoughts of your - heart with the looks of an empress; take me by the hand and say - 'Harry of England, I am thine.' Which word thou shalt no sooner - bless mine ear withal but I will tell thee aloud 'England is - thine, Ireland is thine, France is thine, and Henry Plantagenet - is thine'; who, though I speak it before his face, if he be not - fellow with the best king, thou shalt find the best king of good - fellows. Come, your answer in broken music- for thy voice is - music and thy English broken; therefore, Queen of all, Katherine, - break thy mind to me in broken English, wilt thou have me? - KATHERINE. Dat is as it shall please de roi mon pere. - KING HENRY. Nay, it will please him well, Kate- it shall please - him, Kate. - KATHERINE. Den it sall also content me. - KING HENRY. Upon that I kiss your hand, and I can you my queen. - KATHERINE. Laissez, mon seigneur, laissez, laissez! Ma foi, je ne - veux point que vous abaissiez votre grandeur en baisant la main - d'une, notre seigneur, indigne serviteur; excusez-moi, je vous - supplie, mon tres puissant seigneur. - KING HENRY. Then I will kiss your lips, Kate. - KATHERINE. Les dames et demoiselles pour etre baisees devant leur - noces, il n'est pas la coutume de France. - KING HENRY. Madame my interpreter, what says she? - ALICE. Dat it is not be de fashion pour le ladies of France- I - cannot tell vat is baiser en Anglish. - KING HENRY. To kiss. - ALICE. Your Majestee entendre bettre que moi. - KING HENRY. It is not a fashion for the maids in France to kiss - before they are married, would she say? - ALICE. Oui, vraiment. - KING HENRY. O Kate, nice customs curtsy to great kings. Dear Kate, - you and I cannot be confin'd within the weak list of a country's - fashion; we are the makers of manners, Kate; and the liberty that - follows our places stops the mouth of all find-faults- as I will - do yours for upholding the nice fashion of your country in - denying me a kiss; therefore, patiently and yielding. [Kissing - her] You have witchcraft in your lips, Kate: there is more - eloquence in a sugar touch of them than in the tongues of the - French council; and they should sooner persuade Henry of England - than a general petition of monarchs. Here comes your father. - - Enter the FRENCH POWER and the ENGLISH LORDS - - BURGUNDY. God save your Majesty! My royal cousin, - Teach you our princess English? - KING HENRY. I would have her learn, my fair cousin, how perfectly I - love her; and that is good English. - BURGUNDY. Is she not apt? - KING HENRY. Our tongue is rough, coz, and my condition is not - smooth; so that, having neither the voice nor the heart of - flattery about me, I cannot so conjure up the spirit of love in - her that he will appear in his true likeness. - BURGUNDY. Pardon the frankness of my mirth, if I answer you for - that. If you would conjure in her, you must make a circle; if - conjure up love in her in his true likeness, he must appear naked - and blind. Can you blame her, then, being a maid yet ros'd over - with the virgin crimson of modesty, if she deny the appearance of - a naked blind boy in her naked seeing self? It were, my lord, a - hard condition for a maid to consign to. - KING HENRY. Yet they do wink and yield, as love is blind and - enforces. - BURGUNDY. They are then excus'd, my lord, when they see not what - they do. - KING HENRY. Then, good my lord, teach your cousin to consent - winking. - BURGUNDY. I will wink on her to consent, my lord, if you will teach - her to know my meaning; for maids well summer'd and warm kept are - like flies at Bartholomew-tide, blind, though they have their - eyes; and then they will endure handling, which before would not - abide looking on. - KING HENRY. This moral ties me over to time and a hot summer; and - so I shall catch the fly, your cousin, in the latter end, and she - must be blind too. - BURGUNDY. As love is, my lord, before it loves. - KING HENRY. It is so; and you may, some of you, thank love for my - blindness, who cannot see many a fair French city for one fair - French maid that stands in my way. - FRENCH KING. Yes, my lord, you see them perspectively, the cities - turned into a maid; for they are all girdled with maiden walls - that war hath never ent'red. - KING HENRY. Shall Kate be my wife? - FRENCH KING. So please you. - KING HENRY. I am content, so the maiden cities you talk of may wait - on her; so the maid that stood in the way for my wish shall show - me the way to my will. - FRENCH KING. We have consented to all terms of reason. - KING HENRY. Is't so, my lords of England? - WESTMORELAND. The king hath granted every article: - His daughter first; and then in sequel, all, - According to their firm proposed natures. - EXETER. Only he hath not yet subscribed this: - Where your Majesty demands that the King of France, having any - occasion to write for matter of grant, shall name your Highness - in this form and with this addition, in French, Notre tres cher - fils Henri, Roi d'Angleterre, Heritier de France; and thus in - Latin, Praeclarissimus filius noster Henricus, Rex Angliae et - Haeres Franciae. - FRENCH KING. Nor this I have not, brother, so denied - But our request shall make me let it pass. - KING HENRY. I pray you, then, in love and dear alliance, - Let that one article rank with the rest; - And thereupon give me your daughter. - FRENCH KING. Take her, fair son, and from her blood raise up - Issue to me; that the contending kingdoms - Of France and England, whose very shores look pale - With envy of each other's happiness, - May cease their hatred; and this dear conjunction - Plant neighbourhood and Christian-like accord - In their sweet bosoms, that never war advance - His bleeding sword 'twixt England and fair France. - LORDS. Amen! - KING HENRY. Now, welcome, Kate; and bear me witness all, - That here I kiss her as my sovereign queen. [Floulish] - QUEEN ISABEL. God, the best maker of all marriages, - Combine your hearts in one, your realms in one! - As man and wife, being two, are one in love, - So be there 'twixt your kingdoms such a spousal - That never may ill office or fell jealousy, - Which troubles oft the bed of blessed marriage, - Thrust in between the paction of these kingdoms, - To make divorce of their incorporate league; - That English may as French, French Englishmen, - Receive each other. God speak this Amen! - ALL. Amen! - KING HENRY. Prepare we for our marriage; on which day, - My Lord of Burgundy, we'll take your oath, - And all the peers', for surety of our leagues. - Then shall I swear to Kate, and you to me, - And may our oaths well kept and prosp'rous be! - Sennet. Exeunt - -EPILOGUE - EPILOGUE. - - Enter CHORUS - - CHORUS. Thus far, with rough and all-unable pen, - Our bending author hath pursu'd the story, - In little room confining mighty men, - Mangling by starts the full course of their glory. - Small time, but, in that small, most greatly lived - This star of England. Fortune made his sword; - By which the world's best garden he achieved, - And of it left his son imperial lord. - Henry the Sixth, in infant bands crown'd king - Of France and England, did this king succeed; - Whose state so many had the managing - That they lost France and made his England bleed; - Which oft our stage hath shown; and, for their sake, - In your fair minds let this acceptance take. Exit - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1592 - -THE FIRST PART OF HENRY THE SIXTH - -by William Shakespeare - - -Dramatis Personae - - KING HENRY THE SIXTH - DUKE OF GLOUCESTER, uncle to the King, and Protector - DUKE OF BEDFORD, uncle to the King, and Regent of France - THOMAS BEAUFORT, DUKE OF EXETER, great-uncle to the king - HENRY BEAUFORT, great-uncle to the King, BISHOP OF WINCHESTER, - and afterwards CARDINAL - JOHN BEAUFORT, EARL OF SOMERSET, afterwards Duke - RICHARD PLANTAGENET, son of Richard late Earl of Cambridge, - afterwards DUKE OF YORK - EARL OF WARWICK - EARL OF SALISBURY - EARL OF SUFFOLK - LORD TALBOT, afterwards EARL OF SHREWSBURY - JOHN TALBOT, his son - EDMUND MORTIMER, EARL OF MARCH - SIR JOHN FASTOLFE - SIR WILLIAM LUCY - SIR WILLIAM GLANSDALE - SIR THOMAS GARGRAVE - MAYOR of LONDON - WOODVILLE, Lieutenant of the Tower - VERNON, of the White Rose or York faction - BASSET, of the Red Rose or Lancaster faction - A LAWYER - GAOLERS, to Mortimer - CHARLES, Dauphin, and afterwards King of France - REIGNIER, DUKE OF ANJOU, and titular King of Naples - DUKE OF BURGUNDY - DUKE OF ALENCON - BASTARD OF ORLEANS - GOVERNOR OF PARIS - MASTER-GUNNER OF ORLEANS, and his SON - GENERAL OF THE FRENCH FORCES in Bordeaux - A FRENCH SERGEANT - A PORTER - AN OLD SHEPHERD, father to Joan la Pucelle - MARGARET, daughter to Reignier, afterwards married to - King Henry - COUNTESS OF AUVERGNE - JOAN LA PUCELLE, Commonly called JOAN OF ARC - - Lords, Warders of the Tower, Heralds, Officers, Soldiers, - Messengers, English and French Attendants. Fiends appearing - to La Pucelle - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -England and France - - - - -The First Part of King Henry the Sixth - - -ACT I. SCENE 1. - -Westminster Abbey - -Dead March. Enter the funeral of KING HENRY THE FIFTH, -attended on by the DUKE OF BEDFORD, Regent of France, -the DUKE OF GLOUCESTER, Protector, the DUKE OF EXETER, -the EARL OF WARWICK, the BISHOP OF WINCHESTER - - BEDFORD. Hung be the heavens with black, yield day to - night! Comets, importing change of times and states, - Brandish your crystal tresses in the sky - And with them scourge the bad revolting stars - That have consented unto Henry's death! - King Henry the Fifth, too famous to live long! - England ne'er lost a king of so much worth. - GLOUCESTER. England ne'er had a king until his time. - Virtue he had, deserving to command; - His brandish'd sword did blind men with his beams; - His arms spread wider than a dragon's wings; - His sparkling eyes, replete with wrathful fire, - More dazzled and drove back his enemies - Than mid-day sun fierce bent against their faces. - What should I say? His deeds exceed all speech: - He ne'er lift up his hand but conquered. - EXETER. We mourn in black; why mourn we not in blood? - Henry is dead and never shall revive. - Upon a wooden coffin we attend; - And death's dishonourable victory - We with our stately presence glorify, - Like captives bound to a triumphant car. - What! shall we curse the planets of mishap - That plotted thus our glory's overthrow? - Or shall we think the subtle-witted French - Conjurers and sorcerers, that, afraid of him, - By magic verses have contriv'd his end? - WINCHESTER. He was a king bless'd of the King of kings; - Unto the French the dreadful judgment-day - So dreadful will not be as was his sight. - The battles of the Lord of Hosts he fought; - The Church's prayers made him so prosperous. - GLOUCESTER. The Church! Where is it? Had not churchmen - pray'd, - His thread of life had not so soon decay'd. - None do you like but an effeminate prince, - Whom like a school-boy you may overawe. - WINCHESTER. Gloucester, whate'er we like, thou art - Protector - And lookest to command the Prince and realm. - Thy wife is proud; she holdeth thee in awe - More than God or religious churchmen may. - GLOUCESTER. Name not religion, for thou lov'st the flesh; - And ne'er throughout the year to church thou go'st, - Except it be to pray against thy foes. - BEDFORD. Cease, cease these jars and rest your minds in peace; - Let's to the altar. Heralds, wait on us. - Instead of gold, we'll offer up our arms, - Since arms avail not, now that Henry's dead. - Posterity, await for wretched years, - When at their mothers' moist'ned eyes babes shall suck, - Our isle be made a nourish of salt tears, - And none but women left to wail the dead. - HENRY the Fifth, thy ghost I invocate: - Prosper this realm, keep it from civil broils, - Combat with adverse planets in the heavens. - A far more glorious star thy soul will make - Than Julius Caesar or bright - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. My honourable lords, health to you all! - Sad tidings bring I to you out of France, - Of loss, of slaughter, and discomfiture: - Guienne, Champagne, Rheims, Orleans, - Paris, Guysors, Poictiers, are all quite lost. - BEDFORD. What say'st thou, man, before dead Henry's corse? - Speak softly, or the loss of those great towns - Will make him burst his lead and rise from death. - GLOUCESTER. Is Paris lost? Is Rouen yielded up? - If Henry were recall'd to life again, - These news would cause him once more yield the ghost. - EXETER. How were they lost? What treachery was us'd? - MESSENGER. No treachery, but want of men and money. - Amongst the soldiers this is muttered - That here you maintain several factions; - And whilst a field should be dispatch'd and fought, - You are disputing of your generals: - One would have ling'ring wars, with little cost; - Another would fly swift, but wanteth wings; - A third thinks, without expense at all, - By guileful fair words peace may be obtain'd. - Awake, awake, English nobility! - Let not sloth dim your honours, new-begot. - Cropp'd are the flower-de-luces in your arms; - Of England's coat one half is cut away. - EXETER. Were our tears wanting to this funeral, - These tidings would call forth their flowing tides. - BEDFORD. Me they concern; Regent I am of France. - Give me my steeled coat; I'll fight for France. - Away with these disgraceful wailing robes! - Wounds will I lend the French instead of eyes, - To weep their intermissive miseries. - - Enter a second MESSENGER - - SECOND MESSENGER. Lords, view these letters full of bad - mischance. - France is revolted from the English quite, - Except some petty towns of no import. - The Dauphin Charles is crowned king in Rheims; - The Bastard of Orleans with him is join'd; - Reignier, Duke of Anjou, doth take his part; - The Duke of Alencon flieth to his side. - EXETER. The Dauphin crowned king! all fly to him! - O, whither shall we fly from this reproach? - GLOUCESTER. We will not fly but to our enemies' throats. - Bedford, if thou be slack I'll fight it out. - BEDFORD. Gloucester, why doubt'st thou of my forwardness? - An army have I muster'd in my thoughts, - Wherewith already France is overrun. - - Enter a third MESSENGER - - THIRD MESSENGER. My gracious lords, to add to your - laments, - Wherewith you now bedew King Henry's hearse, - I must inform you of a dismal fight - Betwixt the stout Lord Talbot and the French. - WINCHESTER. What! Wherein Talbot overcame? Is't so? - THIRD MESSENGER. O, no; wherein Lord Talbot was - o'erthrown. - The circumstance I'll tell you more at large. - The tenth of August last this dreadful lord, - Retiring from the siege of Orleans, - Having full scarce six thousand in his troop, - By three and twenty thousand of the French - Was round encompassed and set upon. - No leisure had he to enrank his men; - He wanted pikes to set before his archers; - Instead whereof sharp stakes pluck'd out of hedges - They pitched in the ground confusedly - To keep the horsemen off from breaking in. - More than three hours the fight continued; - Where valiant Talbot, above human thought, - Enacted wonders with his sword and lance: - Hundreds he sent to hell, and none durst stand him; - Here, there, and everywhere, enrag'd he slew - The French exclaim'd the devil was in arms; - All the whole army stood agaz'd on him. - His soldiers, spying his undaunted spirit, - 'A Talbot! a Talbot!' cried out amain, - And rush'd into the bowels of the battle. - Here had the conquest fully been seal'd up - If Sir John Fastolfe had not play'd the coward. - He, being in the vaward plac'd behind - With purpose to relieve and follow them- - Cowardly fled, not having struck one stroke; - Hence grew the general wreck and massacre. - Enclosed were they with their enemies. - A base Walloon, to win the Dauphin's grace, - Thrust Talbot with a spear into the back; - Whom all France, with their chief assembled strength, - Durst not presume to look once in the face. - BEDFORD. Is Talbot slain? Then I will slay myself, - For living idly here in pomp and ease, - Whilst such a worthy leader, wanting aid, - Unto his dastard foemen is betray'd. - THIRD MESSENGER. O no, he lives, but is took prisoner, - And Lord Scales with him, and Lord Hungerford; - Most of the rest slaughter'd or took likewise. - BEDFORD. His ransom there is none but I shall pay. - I'll hale the Dauphin headlong from his throne; - His crown shall be the ransom of my friend; - Four of their lords I'll change for one of ours. - Farewell, my masters; to my task will I; - Bonfires in France forthwith I am to make - To keep our great Saint George's feast withal. - Ten thousand soldiers with me I will take, - Whose bloody deeds shall make an Europe quake. - THIRD MESSENGER. So you had need; for Orleans is besieg'd; - The English army is grown weak and faint; - The Earl of Salisbury craveth supply - And hardly keeps his men from mutiny, - Since they, so few, watch such a multitude. - EXETER. Remember, lords, your oaths to Henry sworn, - Either to quell the Dauphin utterly, - Or bring him in obedience to your yoke. - BEDFORD. I do remember it, and here take my leave - To go about my preparation. Exit - GLOUCESTER. I'll to the Tower with all the haste I can - To view th' artillery and munition; - And then I will proclaim young Henry king. Exit - EXETER. To Eltham will I, where the young King is, - Being ordain'd his special governor; - And for his safety there I'll best devise. Exit - WINCHESTER. [Aside] Each hath his place and function to - attend: - I am left out; for me nothing remains. - But long I will not be Jack out of office. - The King from Eltham I intend to steal, - And sit at chiefest stern of public weal. Exeunt - - - - - SCENE 2. - - France. Before Orleans - - Sound a flourish. Enter CHARLES THE DAUPHIN, ALENCON, - and REIGNIER, marching with drum and soldiers - - CHARLES. Mars his true moving, even as in the heavens - So in the earth, to this day is not known. - Late did he shine upon the English side; - Now we are victors, upon us he smiles. - What towns of any moment but we have? - At pleasure here we lie near Orleans; - Otherwhiles the famish'd English, like pale ghosts, - Faintly besiege us one hour in a month. - ALENCON. They want their porridge and their fat bull - beeves. - Either they must be dieted like mules - And have their provender tied to their mouths, - Or piteous they will look, like drowned mice. - REIGNIER. Let's raise the siege. Why live we idly here? - Talbot is taken, whom we wont to fear; - Remaineth none but mad-brain'd Salisbury, - And he may well in fretting spend his gall - Nor men nor money hath he to make war. - CHARLES. Sound, sound alarum; we will rush on them. - Now for the honour of the forlorn French! - Him I forgive my death that killeth me, - When he sees me go back one foot or flee. Exeunt - - Here alarum. They are beaten hack by the English, with - great loss. Re-enter CHARLES, ALENCON, and REIGNIER - - CHARLES. Who ever saw the like? What men have I! - Dogs! cowards! dastards! I would ne'er have fled - But that they left me midst my enemies. - REIGNIER. Salisbury is a desperate homicide; - He fighteth as one weary of his life. - The other lords, like lions wanting food, - Do rush upon us as their hungry prey. - ALENCON. Froissart, a countryman of ours, records - England all Olivers and Rowlands bred - During the time Edward the Third did reign. - More truly now may this be verified; - For none but Samsons and Goliases - It sendeth forth to skirmish. One to ten! - Lean raw-bon'd rascals! Who would e'er suppose - They had such courage and audacity? - CHARLES. Let's leave this town; for they are hare-brain'd - slaves, - And hunger will enforce them to be more eager. - Of old I know them; rather with their teeth - The walls they'll tear down than forsake the siege. - REIGNIER. I think by some odd gimmers or device - Their arms are set, like clocks, still to strike on; - Else ne'er could they hold out so as they do. - By my consent, we'll even let them alone. - ALENCON. Be it so. - - Enter the BASTARD OF ORLEANS - - BASTARD. Where's the Prince Dauphin? I have news for him. - CHARLES. Bastard of Orleans, thrice welcome to us. - BASTARD. Methinks your looks are sad, your cheer appall'd. - Hath the late overthrow wrought this offence? - Be not dismay'd, for succour is at hand. - A holy maid hither with me I bring, - Which, by a vision sent to her from heaven, - Ordained is to raise this tedious siege - And drive the English forth the bounds of France. - The spirit of deep prophecy she hath, - Exceeding the nine sibyls of old Rome: - What's past and what's to come she can descry. - Speak, shall I call her in? Believe my words, - For they are certain and unfallible. - CHARLES. Go, call her in. [Exit BASTARD] - But first, to try her skill, - Reignier, stand thou as Dauphin in my place; - Question her proudly; let thy looks be stern; - By this means shall we sound what skill she hath. - - Re-enter the BASTARD OF ORLEANS with - JOAN LA PUCELLE - - REIGNIER. Fair maid, is 't thou wilt do these wondrous feats? - PUCELLE. Reignier, is 't thou that thinkest to beguile me? - Where is the Dauphin? Come, come from behind; - I know thee well, though never seen before. - Be not amaz'd, there's nothing hid from me. - In private will I talk with thee apart. - Stand back, you lords, and give us leave awhile. - REIGNIER. She takes upon her bravely at first dash. - PUCELLE. Dauphin, I am by birth a shepherd's daughter, - My wit untrain'd in any kind of art. - Heaven and our Lady gracious hath it pleas'd - To shine on my contemptible estate. - Lo, whilst I waited on my tender lambs - And to sun's parching heat display'd my cheeks, - God's Mother deigned to appear to me, - And in a vision full of majesty - Will'd me to leave my base vocation - And free my country from calamity - Her aid she promis'd and assur'd success. - In complete glory she reveal'd herself; - And whereas I was black and swart before, - With those clear rays which she infus'd on me - That beauty am I bless'd with which you may see. - Ask me what question thou canst possible, - And I will answer unpremeditated. - My courage try by combat if thou dar'st, - And thou shalt find that I exceed my sex. - Resolve on this: thou shalt be fortunate - If thou receive me for thy warlike mate. - CHARLES. Thou hast astonish'd me with thy high terms. - Only this proof I'll of thy valour make - In single combat thou shalt buckle with me; - And if thou vanquishest, thy words are true; - Otherwise I renounce all confidence. - PUCELLE. I am prepar'd; here is my keen-edg'd sword, - Deck'd with five flower-de-luces on each side, - The which at Touraine, in Saint Katherine's churchyard, - Out of a great deal of old iron I chose forth. - CHARLES. Then come, o' God's name; I fear no woman. - PUCELLE. And while I live I'll ne'er fly from a man. - [Here they fight and JOAN LA PUCELLE overcomes] - CHARLES. Stay, stay thy hands; thou art an Amazon, - And fightest with the sword of Deborah. - PUCELLE. Christ's Mother helps me, else I were too weak. - CHARLES. Whoe'er helps thee, 'tis thou that must help me. - Impatiently I burn with thy desire; - My heart and hands thou hast at once subdu'd. - Excellent Pucelle, if thy name be so, - Let me thy servant and not sovereign be. - 'Tis the French Dauphin sueth to thee thus. - PUCELLE. I must not yield to any rites of love, - For my profession's sacred from above. - When I have chased all thy foes from hence, - Then will I think upon a recompense. - CHARLES. Meantime look gracious on thy prostrate thrall. - REIGNIER. My lord, methinks, is very long in talk. - ALENCON. Doubtless he shrives this woman to her smock; - Else ne'er could he so long protract his speech. - REIGNIER. Shall we disturb him, since he keeps no mean? - ALENCON. He may mean more than we poor men do know; - These women are shrewd tempters with their tongues. - REIGNIER. My lord, where are you? What devise you on? - Shall we give o'er Orleans, or no? - PUCELLE. Why, no, I say; distrustful recreants! - Fight till the last gasp; I will be your guard. - CHARLES. What she says I'll confirm; we'll fight it out. - PUCELLE. Assign'd am I to be the English scourge. - This night the siege assuredly I'll raise. - Expect Saint Martin's summer, halcyon days, - Since I have entered into these wars. - Glory is like a circle in the water, - Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself - Till by broad spreading it disperse to nought. - With Henry's death the English circle ends; - Dispersed are the glories it included. - Now am I like that proud insulting ship - Which Caesar and his fortune bare at once. - CHARLES. Was Mahomet inspired with a dove? - Thou with an eagle art inspired then. - Helen, the mother of great Constantine, - Nor yet Saint Philip's daughters were like thee. - Bright star of Venus, fall'n down on the earth, - How may I reverently worship thee enough? - ALENCON. Leave off delays, and let us raise the siege. - REIGNIER. Woman, do what thou canst to save our honours; - Drive them from Orleans, and be immortaliz'd. - CHARLES. Presently we'll try. Come, let's away about it. - No prophet will I trust if she prove false. Exeunt - - - - - SCENE 3. - - London. Before the Tower gates - - Enter the DUKE OF GLOUCESTER, with his serving-men - in blue coats - - GLOUCESTER. I am come to survey the Tower this day; - Since Henry's death, I fear, there is conveyance. - Where be these warders that they wait not here? - Open the gates; 'tis Gloucester that calls. - FIRST WARDER. [Within] Who's there that knocks so - imperiously? - FIRST SERVING-MAN. It is the noble Duke of Gloucester. - SECOND WARDER. [Within] Whoe'er he be, you may not be - let in. - FIRST SERVING-MAN. Villains, answer you so the Lord - Protector? - FIRST WARDER. [Within] The Lord protect him! so we - answer him. - We do no otherwise than we are will'd. - GLOUCESTER. Who willed you, or whose will stands but - mine? - There's none Protector of the realm but I. - Break up the gates, I'll be your warrantize. - Shall I be flouted thus by dunghill grooms? - [GLOUCESTER'S men rush at the Tower gates, and - WOODVILLE the Lieutenant speaks within] - WOODVILLE. [Within] What noise is this? What traitors - have we here? - GLOUCESTER. Lieutenant, is it you whose voice I hear? - Open the gates; here's Gloucester that would enter. - WOODVILLE. [Within] Have patience, noble Duke, I may - not open; - The Cardinal of Winchester forbids. - From him I have express commandment - That thou nor none of thine shall be let in. - GLOUCESTER. Faint-hearted Woodville, prizest him fore me? - Arrogant Winchester, that haughty prelate - Whom Henry, our late sovereign, ne'er could brook! - Thou art no friend to God or to the King. - Open the gates, or I'll shut thee out shortly. - SERVING-MEN. Open the gates unto the Lord Protector, - Or we'll burst them open, if that you come not quickly. - - Enter to the PROTECTOR at the Tower gates WINCHESTER - and his men in tawny coats - - WINCHESTER. How now, ambitious Humphry! What means - this? - GLOUCESTER. Peel'd priest, dost thou command me to be - shut out? - WINCHESTER. I do, thou most usurping proditor, - And not Protector of the King or realm. - GLOUCESTER. Stand back, thou manifest conspirator, - Thou that contrived'st to murder our dead lord; - Thou that giv'st whores indulgences to sin. - I'll canvass thee in thy broad cardinal's hat, - If thou proceed in this thy insolence. - WINCHESTER. Nay, stand thou back; I will not budge a foot. - This be Damascus; be thou cursed Cain, - To slay thy brother Abel, if thou wilt. - GLOUCESTER. I will not slay thee, but I'll drive thee back. - Thy scarlet robes as a child's bearing-cloth - I'll use to carry thee out of this place. - WINCHESTER. Do what thou dar'st; I beard thee to thy face. - GLOUCESTER. What! am I dar'd and bearded to my face? - Draw, men, for all this privileged place - Blue-coats to tawny-coats. Priest, beware your beard; - I mean to tug it, and to cuff you soundly; - Under my feet I stamp thy cardinal's hat; - In spite of Pope or dignities of church, - Here by the cheeks I'll drag thee up and down. - WINCHESTER. Gloucester, thou wilt answer this before the - Pope. - GLOUCESTER. Winchester goose! I cry 'A rope, a rope!' - Now beat them hence; why do you let them stay? - Thee I'll chase hence, thou wolf in sheep's array. - Out, tawny-coats! Out, scarlet hypocrite! - - Here GLOUCESTER'S men beat out the CARDINAL'S - men; and enter in the hurly burly the MAYOR OF - LONDON and his OFFICERS - - MAYOR. Fie, lords! that you, being supreme magistrates, - Thus contumeliously should break the peace! - GLOUCESTER. Peace, Mayor! thou know'st little of my wrongs: - Here's Beaufort, that regards nor God nor King, - Hath here distrain'd the Tower to his use. - WINCHESTER. Here's Gloucester, a foe to citizens; - One that still motions war and never peace, - O'ercharging your free purses with large fines; - That seeks to overthrow religion, - Because he is Protector of the realm, - And would have armour here out of the Tower, - To crown himself King and suppress the Prince. - GLOUCESTER. I Will not answer thee with words, but blows. - [Here they skirmish again] - MAYOR. Nought rests for me in this tumultuous strife - But to make open proclamation. - Come, officer, as loud as e'er thou canst, - Cry. - OFFICER. [Cries] All manner of men assembled here in arms - this day against God's peace and the King's, we charge - and command you, in his Highness' name, to repair to - your several dwelling-places; and not to wear, handle, or - use, any sword, weapon, or dagger, henceforward, upon - pain of death. - GLOUCESTER. Cardinal, I'll be no breaker of the law; - But we shall meet and break our minds at large. - WINCHESTER. Gloucester, we'll meet to thy cost, be sure; - Thy heart-blood I will have for this day's work. - MAYOR. I'll call for clubs if you will not away. - This Cardinal's more haughty than the devil. - GLOUCESTER. Mayor, farewell; thou dost but what thou - mayst. - WINCHESTER. Abominable Gloucester, guard thy head, - For I intend to have it ere long. - Exeunt, severally, GLOUCESTER and WINCHESTER - with their servants - MAYOR. See the coast clear'd, and then we will depart. - Good God, these nobles should such stomachs bear! - I myself fight not once in forty year. Exeunt - - - - - SCENE 4. - - France. Before Orleans - - Enter, on the walls, the MASTER-GUNNER - OF ORLEANS and his BOY - - MASTER-GUNNER. Sirrah, thou know'st how Orleans is - besieg'd, - And how the English have the suburbs won. - BOY. Father, I know; and oft have shot at them, - Howe'er unfortunate I miss'd my aim. - MASTER-GUNNER. But now thou shalt not. Be thou rul'd - by me. - Chief master-gunner am I of this town; - Something I must do to procure me grace. - The Prince's espials have informed me - How the English, in the suburbs close intrench'd, - Wont, through a secret grate of iron bars - In yonder tower, to overpeer the city, - And thence discover how with most advantage - They may vex us with shot or with assault. - To intercept this inconvenience, - A piece of ordnance 'gainst it I have plac'd; - And even these three days have I watch'd - If I could see them. Now do thou watch, - For I can stay no longer. - If thou spy'st any, run and bring me word; - And thou shalt find me at the Governor's. Exit - BOY. Father, I warrant you; take you no care; - I'll never trouble you, if I may spy them. Exit - - Enter SALISBURY and TALBOT on the turrets, with - SIR WILLIAM GLANSDALE, SIR THOMAS GARGRAVE, - and others - - SALISBURY. Talbot, my life, my joy, again return'd! - How wert thou handled being prisoner? - Or by what means got'st thou to be releas'd? - Discourse, I prithee, on this turret's top. - TALBOT. The Earl of Bedford had a prisoner - Call'd the brave Lord Ponton de Santrailles; - For him was I exchang'd and ransomed. - But with a baser man of arms by far - Once, in contempt, they would have barter'd me; - Which I disdaining scorn'd, and craved death - Rather than I would be so vile esteem'd. - In fine, redeem'd I was as I desir'd. - But, O! the treacherous Fastolfe wounds my heart - Whom with my bare fists I would execute, - If I now had him brought into my power. - SALISBURY. Yet tell'st thou not how thou wert entertain'd. - TALBOT. With scoffs, and scorns, and contumelious taunts, - In open market-place produc'd they me - To be a public spectacle to all; - Here, said they, is the terror of the French, - The scarecrow that affrights our children so. - Then broke I from the officers that led me, - And with my nails digg'd stones out of the ground - To hurl at the beholders of my shame; - My grisly countenance made others fly; - None durst come near for fear of sudden death. - In iron walls they deem'd me not secure; - So great fear of my name 'mongst them was spread - That they suppos'd I could rend bars of steel - And spurn in pieces posts of adamant; - Wherefore a guard of chosen shot I had - That walk'd about me every minute-while; - And if I did but stir out of my bed, - Ready they were to shoot me to the heart. - - Enter the BOY with a linstock - - SALISBURY. I grieve to hear what torments you endur'd; - But we will be reveng'd sufficiently. - Now it is supper-time in Orleans: - Here, through this grate, I count each one - And view the Frenchmen how they fortify. - Let us look in; the sight will much delight thee. - Sir Thomas Gargrave and Sir William Glansdale, - Let me have your express opinions - Where is best place to make our batt'ry next. - GARGRAVE. I think at the North Gate; for there stand lords. - GLANSDALE. And I here, at the bulwark of the bridge. - TALBOT. For aught I see, this city must be famish'd, - Or with light skirmishes enfeebled. - [Here they shoot and SALISBURY and GARGRAVE - fall down] - SALISBURY. O Lord, have mercy on us, wretched sinners! - GARGRAVE. O Lord, have mercy on me, woeful man! - TALBOT. What chance is this that suddenly hath cross'd us? - Speak, Salisbury; at least, if thou canst speak. - How far'st thou, mirror of all martial men? - One of thy eyes and thy cheek's side struck off! - Accursed tower! accursed fatal hand - That hath contriv'd this woeful tragedy! - In thirteen battles Salisbury o'ercame; - Henry the Fifth he first train'd to the wars; - Whilst any trump did sound or drum struck up, - His sword did ne'er leave striking in the field. - Yet liv'st thou, Salisbury? Though thy speech doth fail, - One eye thou hast to look to heaven for grace; - The sun with one eye vieweth all the world. - Heaven, be thou gracious to none alive - If Salisbury wants mercy at thy hands! - Bear hence his body; I will help to bury it. - Sir Thomas Gargrave, hast thou any life? - Speak unto Talbot; nay, look up to him. - Salisbury, cheer thy spirit with this comfort, - Thou shalt not die whiles - He beckons with his hand and smiles on me, - As who should say 'When I am dead and gone, - Remember to avenge me on the French.' - Plantagenet, I will; and like thee, Nero, - Play on the lute, beholding the towns burn. - Wretched shall France be only in my name. - [Here an alarum, and it thunders and lightens] - What stir is this? What tumult's in the heavens? - Whence cometh this alarum and the noise? - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. My lord, my lord, the French have gather'd - head - The Dauphin, with one Joan la Pucelle join'd, - A holy prophetess new risen up, - Is come with a great power to raise the siege. - [Here SALISBURY lifteth himself up and groans] - TALBOT. Hear, hear how dying Salisbury doth groan. - It irks his heart he cannot be reveng'd. - Frenchmen, I'll be a Salisbury to you. - Pucelle or puzzel, dolphin or dogfish, - Your hearts I'll stamp out with my horse's heels - And make a quagmire of your mingled brains. - Convey me Salisbury into his tent, - And then we'll try what these dastard Frenchmen dare. - Alarum. Exeunt - - - - - SCENE 5. - - Before Orleans - - Here an alarum again, and TALBOT pursueth the - DAUPHIN and driveth him. Then enter JOAN LA PUCELLE - driving Englishmen before her. Then enter TALBOT - - TALBOT. Where is my strength, my valour, and my force? - Our English troops retire, I cannot stay them; - A woman clad in armour chaseth them. - - Enter LA PUCELLE - - Here, here she comes. I'll have a bout with thee. - Devil or devil's dam, I'll conjure thee; - Blood will I draw on thee-thou art a witch - And straightway give thy soul to him thou serv'st. - PUCELLE. Come, come, 'tis only I that must disgrace thee. - [Here they fight] - TALBOT. Heavens, can you suffer hell so to prevail? - My breast I'll burst with straining of my courage. - And from my shoulders crack my arms asunder, - But I will chastise this high minded strumpet. - [They fight again] - PUCELLE. Talbot, farewell; thy hour is not yet come. - I must go victual Orleans forthwith. - [A short alarum; then enter the town with soldiers] - O'ertake me if thou canst; I scorn thy strength. - Go, go, cheer up thy hungry starved men; - Help Salisbury to make his testament. - This day is ours, as many more shall be. Exit - TALBOT. My thoughts are whirled like a potter's wheel; - I know not where I am nor what I do. - A witch by fear, not force, like Hannibal, - Drives back our troops and conquers as she lists. - So bees with smoke and doves with noisome stench - Are from their hives and houses driven away. - They call'd us, for our fierceness, English dogs; - Now like to whelps we crying run away. - [A short alarum] - Hark, countrymen! Either renew the fight - Or tear the lions out of England's coat; - Renounce your soil, give sheep in lions' stead: - Sheep run not half so treacherous from the wolf, - Or horse or oxen from the leopard, - As you fly from your oft subdued slaves. - [Alarum. Here another skirmish] - It will not be-retire into your trenches. - You all consented unto Salisbury's death, - For none would strike a stroke in his revenge. - Pucelle is ent'red into Orleans - In spite of us or aught that we could do. - O, would I were to die with Salisbury! - The shame hereof will make me hide my head. - Exit TALBOT. Alarum; retreat - - - - SCENE 6. - - ORLEANS - - Flourish. Enter on the walls, LA PUCELLE, CHARLES, - REIGNIER, ALENCON, and soldiers - - PUCELLE. Advance our waving colours on the walls; - Rescu'd is Orleans from the English. - Thus Joan la Pucelle hath perform'd her word. - CHARLES. Divinest creature, Astraea's daughter, - How shall I honour thee for this success? - Thy promises are like Adonis' gardens, - That one day bloom'd and fruitful were the next. - France, triumph in thy glorious prophetess. - Recover'd is the town of Orleans. - More blessed hap did ne'er befall our state. - REIGNIER. Why ring not out the bells aloud throughout the - town? - Dauphin, command the citizens make bonfires - And feast and banquet in the open streets - To celebrate the joy that God hath given us. - ALENCON. All France will be replete with mirth and joy - When they shall hear how we have play'd the men. - CHARLES. 'Tis Joan, not we, by whom the day is won; - For which I will divide my crown with her; - And all the priests and friars in my realm - Shall in procession sing her endless praise. - A statelier pyramis to her I'll rear - Than Rhodope's of Memphis ever was. - In memory of her, when she is dead, - Her ashes, in an urn more precious - Than the rich jewel'd coffer of Darius, - Transported shall be at high festivals - Before the kings and queens of France. - No longer on Saint Denis will we cry, - But Joan la Pucelle shall be France's saint. - Come in, and let us banquet royally - After this golden day of victory. Flourish. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE 1. - -Before Orleans - -Enter a FRENCH SERGEANT and two SENTINELS - - SERGEANT. Sirs, take your places and be vigilant. - If any noise or soldier you perceive - Near to the walls, by some apparent sign - Let us have knowledge at the court of guard. - FIRST SENTINEL. Sergeant, you shall. [Exit SERGEANT] - Thus are poor servitors, - When others sleep upon their quiet beds, - Constrain'd to watch in darkness, rain, and cold. - - Enter TALBOT, BEDFORD, BURGUNDY, and forces, - with scaling-ladders; their drums beating a dead - march - - TALBOT. Lord Regent, and redoubted Burgundy, - By whose approach the regions of Artois, - Wallon, and Picardy, are friends to us, - This happy night the Frenchmen are secure, - Having all day carous'd and banqueted; - Embrace we then this opportunity, - As fitting best to quittance their deceit, - Contriv'd by art and baleful sorcery. - BEDFORD. Coward of France, how much he wrongs his fame, - Despairing of his own arm's fortitude, - To join with witches and the help of hell! - BURGUNDY. Traitors have never other company. - But what's that Pucelle whom they term so pure? - TALBOT. A maid, they say. - BEDFORD. A maid! and be so martial! - BURGUNDY. Pray God she prove not masculine ere long, - If underneath the standard of the French - She carry armour as she hath begun. - TALBOT. Well, let them practise and converse with spirits: - God is our fortress, in whose conquering name - Let us resolve to scale their flinty bulwarks. - BEDFORD. Ascend, brave Talbot; we will follow thee. - TALBOT. Not all together; better far, I guess, - That we do make our entrance several ways; - That if it chance the one of us do fail - The other yet may rise against their force. - BEDFORD. Agreed; I'll to yond corner. - BURGUNDY. And I to this. - TALBOT. And here will Talbot mount or make his grave. - Now, Salisbury, for thee, and for the right - Of English Henry, shall this night appear - How much in duty I am bound to both. - [The English scale the walls and cry 'Saint George! - a Talbot!'] - SENTINEL. Arm! arm! The enemy doth make assault. - - The French leap o'er the walls in their shirts. - Enter, several ways, BASTARD, ALENCON, REIGNIER, - half ready and half unready - - ALENCON. How now, my lords? What, all unready so? - BASTARD. Unready! Ay, and glad we 'scap'd so well. - REIGNIER. 'Twas time, I trow, to wake and leave our beds, - Hearing alarums at our chamber doors. - ALENCON. Of all exploits since first I follow'd arms - Ne'er heard I of a warlike enterprise - More venturous or desperate than this. - BASTARD. I think this Talbot be a fiend of hell. - REIGNIER. If not of hell, the heavens, sure, favour him - ALENCON. Here cometh Charles; I marvel how he sped. - - Enter CHARLES and LA PUCELLE - - BASTARD. Tut! holy Joan was his defensive guard. - CHARLES. Is this thy cunning, thou deceitful dame? - Didst thou at first, to flatter us withal, - Make us partakers of a little gain - That now our loss might be ten times so much? - PUCELLE. Wherefore is Charles impatient with his friend? - At all times will you have my power alike? - Sleeping or waking, must I still prevail - Or will you blame and lay the fault on me? - Improvident soldiers! Had your watch been good - This sudden mischief never could have fall'n. - CHARLES. Duke of Alencon, this was your default - That, being captain of the watch to-night, - Did look no better to that weighty charge. - ALENCON. Had all your quarters been as safely kept - As that whereof I had the government, - We had not been thus shamefully surpris'd. - BASTARD. Mine was secure. - REIGNIER. And so was mine, my lord. - CHARLES. And, for myself, most part of all this night, - Within her quarter and mine own precinct - I was employ'd in passing to and fro - About relieving of the sentinels. - Then how or which way should they first break in? - PUCELLE. Question, my lords, no further of the case, - How or which way; 'tis sure they found some place - But weakly guarded, where the breach was made. - And now there rests no other shift but this - To gather our soldiers, scatter'd and dispers'd, - And lay new platforms to endamage them. - - Alarum. Enter an ENGLISH SOLDIER, crying - 'A Talbot! A Talbot!' They fly, leaving their - clothes behind - - SOLDIER. I'll be so bold to take what they have left. - The cry of Talbot serves me for a sword; - For I have loaden me with many spoils, - Using no other weapon but his name. Exit - - - - - SCENE 2. - - ORLEANS. Within the town - - Enter TALBOT, BEDFORD, BURGUNDY, a CAPTAIN, - and others - - BEDFORD. The day begins to break, and night is fled - Whose pitchy mantle over-veil'd the earth. - Here sound retreat and cease our hot pursuit. - [Retreat sounded] - TALBOT. Bring forth the body of old Salisbury - And here advance it in the market-place, - The middle centre of this cursed town. - Now have I paid my vow unto his soul; - For every drop of blood was drawn from him - There hath at least five Frenchmen died to-night. - And that hereafter ages may behold - What ruin happened in revenge of him, - Within their chiefest temple I'll erect - A tomb, wherein his corpse shall be interr'd; - Upon the which, that every one may read, - Shall be engrav'd the sack of Orleans, - The treacherous manner of his mournful death, - And what a terror he had been to France. - But, lords, in all our bloody massacre, - I muse we met not with the Dauphin's grace, - His new-come champion, virtuous Joan of Arc, - Nor any of his false confederates. - BEDFORD. 'Tis thought, Lord Talbot, when the fight began, - Rous'd on the sudden from their drowsy beds, - They did amongst the troops of armed men - Leap o'er the walls for refuge in the field. - BURGUNDY. Myself, as far as I could well discern - For smoke and dusky vapours of the night, - Am sure I scar'd the Dauphin and his trull, - When arm in arm they both came swiftly running, - Like to a pair of loving turtle-doves - That could not live asunder day or night. - After that things are set in order here, - We'll follow them with all the power we have. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. All hail, my lords! Which of this princely train - Call ye the warlike Talbot, for his acts - So much applauded through the realm of France? - TALBOT. Here is the Talbot; who would speak with him? - MESSENGER. The virtuous lady, Countess of Auvergne, - With modesty admiring thy renown, - By me entreats, great lord, thou wouldst vouchsafe - To visit her poor castle where she lies, - That she may boast she hath beheld the man - Whose glory fills the world with loud report. - BURGUNDY. Is it even so? Nay, then I see our wars - Will turn into a peaceful comic sport, - When ladies crave to be encount'red with. - You may not, my lord, despise her gentle suit. - TALBOT. Ne'er trust me then; for when a world of men - Could not prevail with all their oratory, - Yet hath a woman's kindness overrul'd; - And therefore tell her I return great thanks - And in submission will attend on her. - Will not your honours bear me company? - BEDFORD. No, truly; 'tis more than manners will; - And I have heard it said unbidden guests - Are often welcomest when they are gone. - TALBOT. Well then, alone, since there's no remedy, - I mean to prove this lady's courtesy. - Come hither, Captain. [Whispers] You perceive my mind? - CAPTAIN. I do, my lord, and mean accordingly. Exeunt - - - - - SCENE 3. - - AUVERGNE. The Castle - - Enter the COUNTESS and her PORTER - - COUNTESS. Porter, remember what I gave in charge; - And when you have done so, bring the keys to me. - PORTER. Madam, I will. - COUNTESS. The plot is laid; if all things fall out right, - I shall as famous be by this exploit. - As Scythian Tomyris by Cyrus' death. - Great is the rumour of this dreadful knight, - And his achievements of no less account. - Fain would mine eyes be witness with mine ears - To give their censure of these rare reports. - - Enter MESSENGER and TALBOT. - - MESSENGER. Madam, according as your ladyship desir'd, - By message crav'd, so is Lord Talbot come. - COUNTESS. And he is welcome. What! is this the man? - MESSENGER. Madam, it is. - COUNTESS. Is this the scourge of France? - Is this Talbot, so much fear'd abroad - That with his name the mothers still their babes? - I see report is fabulous and false. - I thought I should have seen some Hercules, - A second Hector, for his grim aspect - And large proportion of his strong-knit limbs. - Alas, this is a child, a silly dwarf! - It cannot be this weak and writhled shrimp - Should strike such terror to his enemies. - TALBOT. Madam, I have been bold to trouble you; - But since your ladyship is not at leisure, - I'll sort some other time to visit you. [Going] - COUNTESS. What means he now? Go ask him whither he - goes. - MESSENGER. Stay, my Lord Talbot; for my lady craves - To know the cause of your abrupt departure. - TALBOT. Marry, for that she's in a wrong belief, - I go to certify her Talbot's here. - - Re-enter PORTER With keys - - COUNTESS. If thou be he, then art thou prisoner. - TALBOT. Prisoner! To whom? - COUNTESS. To me, blood-thirsty lord - And for that cause I train'd thee to my house. - Long time thy shadow hath been thrall to me, - For in my gallery thy picture hangs; - But now the substance shall endure the like - And I will chain these legs and arms of thine - That hast by tyranny these many years - Wasted our country, slain our citizens, - And sent our sons and husbands captivate. - TALBOT. Ha, ha, ha! - COUNTESS. Laughest thou, wretch? Thy mirth shall turn to - moan. - TALBOT. I laugh to see your ladyship so fond - To think that you have aught but Talbot's shadow - Whereon to practise your severity. - COUNTESS. Why, art not thou the man? - TALBOT. I am indeed. - COUNTESS. Then have I substance too. - TALBOT. No, no, I am but shadow of myself. - You are deceiv'd, my substance is not here; - For what you see is but the smallest part - And least proportion of humanity. - I tell you, madam, were the whole frame here, - It is of such a spacious lofty pitch - Your roof were not sufficient to contain 't. - COUNTESS. This is a riddling merchant for the nonce; - He will be here, and yet he is not here. - How can these contrarieties agree? - TALBOT. That will I show you presently. - - Winds his horn; drums strike up; - a peal of ordnance. Enter soldiers - - How say you, madam? Are you now persuaded - That Talbot is but shadow of himself? - These are his substance, sinews, arms, and strength, - With which he yoketh your rebellious necks, - Razeth your cities, and subverts your towns, - And in a moment makes them desolate. - COUNTESS. Victorious Talbot! pardon my abuse. - I find thou art no less than fame hath bruited, - And more than may be gathered by thy shape. - Let my presumption not provoke thy wrath, - For I am sorry that with reverence - I did not entertain thee as thou art. - TALBOT. Be not dismay'd, fair lady; nor misconster - The mind of Talbot as you did mistake - The outward composition of his body. - What you have done hath not offended me. - Nor other satisfaction do I crave - But only, with your patience, that we may - Taste of your wine and see what cates you have, - For soldiers' stomachs always serve them well. - COUNTESS. With all my heart, and think me honoured - To feast so great a warrior in my house. Exeunt - - - - - SCENE 4. - - London. The Temple garden - - Enter the EARLS OF SOMERSET, SUFFOLK, and WARWICK; - RICHARD PLANTAGENET, VERNON, and another LAWYER - - PLANTAGENET. Great lords and gentlemen, what means this - silence? - Dare no man answer in a case of truth? - SUFFOLK. Within the Temple Hall we were too loud; - The garden here is more convenient. - PLANTAGENET. Then say at once if I maintain'd the truth; - Or else was wrangling Somerset in th' error? - SUFFOLK. Faith, I have been a truant in the law - And never yet could frame my will to it; - And therefore frame the law unto my will. - SOMERSET. Judge you, my Lord of Warwick, then, between us. - WARWICK. Between two hawks, which flies the higher pitch; - Between two dogs, which hath the deeper mouth; - Between two blades, which bears the better temper; - Between two horses, which doth bear him best; - Between two girls, which hath the merriest eye - I have perhaps some shallow spirit of judgment; - But in these nice sharp quillets of the law, - Good faith, I am no wiser than a daw. - PLANTAGENET. Tut, tut, here is a mannerly forbearance: - The truth appears so naked on my side - That any purblind eye may find it out. - SOMERSET. And on my side it is so well apparell'd, - So clear, so shining, and so evident, - That it will glimmer through a blind man's eye. - PLANTAGENET. Since you are tongue-tied and so loath to speak, - In dumb significants proclaim your thoughts. - Let him that is a true-born gentleman - And stands upon the honour of his birth, - If he suppose that I have pleaded truth, - From off this brier pluck a white rose with me. - SOMERSET. Let him that is no coward nor no flatterer, - But dare maintain the party of the truth, - Pluck a red rose from off this thorn with me. - WARWICK. I love no colours; and, without all colour - Of base insinuating flattery, - I pluck this white rose with Plantagenet. - SUFFOLK. I pluck this red rose with young Somerset, - And say withal I think he held the right. - VERNON. Stay, lords and gentlemen, and pluck no more - Till you conclude that he upon whose side - The fewest roses are cropp'd from the tree - Shall yield the other in the right opinion. - SOMERSET. Good Master Vernon, it is well objected; - If I have fewest, I subscribe in silence. - PLANTAGENET. And I. - VERNON. Then, for the truth and plainness of the case, - I pluck this pale and maiden blossom here, - Giving my verdict on the white rose side. - SOMERSET. Prick not your finger as you pluck it off, - Lest, bleeding, you do paint the white rose red, - And fall on my side so, against your will. - VERNON. If I, my lord, for my opinion bleed, - Opinion shall be surgeon to my hurt - And keep me on the side where still I am. - SOMERSET. Well, well, come on; who else? - LAWYER. [To Somerset] Unless my study and my books be - false, - The argument you held was wrong in you; - In sign whereof I pluck a white rose too. - PLANTAGENET. Now, Somerset, where is your argument? - SOMERSET. Here in my scabbard, meditating that - Shall dye your white rose in a bloody red. - PLANTAGENET. Meantime your cheeks do counterfeit our - roses; - For pale they look with fear, as witnessing - The truth on our side. - SOMERSET. No, Plantagenet, - 'Tis not for fear but anger that thy cheeks - Blush for pure shame to counterfeit our roses, - And yet thy tongue will not confess thy error. - PLANTAGENET. Hath not thy rose a canker, Somerset? - SOMERSET. Hath not thy rose a thorn, Plantagenet? - PLANTAGENET. Ay, sharp and piercing, to maintain his truth; - Whiles thy consuming canker eats his falsehood. - SOMERSET. Well, I'll find friends to wear my bleeding roses, - That shall maintain what I have said is true, - Where false Plantagenet dare not be seen. - PLANTAGENET. Now, by this maiden blossom in my hand, - I scorn thee and thy fashion, peevish boy. - SUFFOLK. Turn not thy scorns this way, Plantagenet. - PLANTAGENET. Proud Pole, I will, and scorn both him and - thee. - SUFFOLK. I'll turn my part thereof into thy throat. - SOMERSET. Away, away, good William de la Pole! - We grace the yeoman by conversing with him. - WARWICK. Now, by God's will, thou wrong'st him, Somerset; - His grandfather was Lionel Duke of Clarence, - Third son to the third Edward, King of England. - Spring crestless yeomen from so deep a root? - PLANTAGENET. He bears him on the place's privilege, - Or durst not for his craven heart say thus. - SOMERSET. By Him that made me, I'll maintain my words - On any plot of ground in Christendom. - Was not thy father, Richard Earl of Cambridge, - For treason executed in our late king's days? - And by his treason stand'st not thou attainted, - Corrupted, and exempt from ancient gentry? - His trespass yet lives guilty in thy blood; - And till thou be restor'd thou art a yeoman. - PLANTAGENET. My father was attached, not attainted; - Condemn'd to die for treason, but no traitor; - And that I'll prove on better men than Somerset, - Were growing time once ripened to my will. - For your partaker Pole, and you yourself, - I'll note you in my book of memory - To scourge you for this apprehension. - Look to it well, and say you are well warn'd. - SOMERSET. Ay, thou shalt find us ready for thee still; - And know us by these colours for thy foes - For these my friends in spite of thee shall wear. - PLANTAGENET. And, by my soul, this pale and angry rose, - As cognizance of my blood-drinking hate, - Will I for ever, and my faction, wear, - Until it wither with me to my grave, - Or flourish to the height of my degree. - SUFFOLK. Go forward, and be chok'd with thy ambition! - And so farewell until I meet thee next. Exit - SOMERSET. Have with thee, Pole. Farewell, ambitious - Richard. Exit - PLANTAGENET. How I am brav'd, and must perforce endure - it! - WARWICK. This blot that they object against your house - Shall be wip'd out in the next Parliament, - Call'd for the truce of Winchester and Gloucester; - And if thou be not then created York, - I will not live to be accounted Warwick. - Meantime, in signal of my love to thee, - Against proud Somerset and William Pole, - Will I upon thy party wear this rose; - And here I prophesy: this brawl to-day, - Grown to this faction in the Temple Garden, - Shall send between the Red Rose and the White - A thousand souls to death and deadly night. - PLANTAGENET. Good Master Vernon, I am bound to you - That you on my behalf would pluck a flower. - VERNON. In your behalf still will I wear the same. - LAWYER. And so will I. - PLANTAGENET. Thanks, gentle sir. - Come, let us four to dinner. I dare say - This quarrel will drink blood another day. Exeunt - - - - - SCENE 5. - - The Tower of London - - Enter MORTIMER, brought in a chair, and GAOLERS - - MORTIMER. Kind keepers of my weak decaying age, - Let dying Mortimer here rest himself. - Even like a man new haled from the rack, - So fare my limbs with long imprisonment; - And these grey locks, the pursuivants of death, - Nestor-like aged in an age of care, - Argue the end of Edmund Mortimer. - These eyes, like lamps whose wasting oil is spent, - Wax dim, as drawing to their exigent; - Weak shoulders, overborne with burdening grief, - And pithless arms, like to a withered vine - That droops his sapless branches to the ground. - Yet are these feet, whose strengthless stay is numb, - Unable to support this lump of clay, - Swift-winged with desire to get a grave, - As witting I no other comfort have. - But tell me, keeper, will my nephew come? - FIRST KEEPER. Richard Plantagenet, my lord, will come. - We sent unto the Temple, unto his chamber; - And answer was return'd that he will come. - MORTIMER. Enough; my soul shall then be satisfied. - Poor gentleman! his wrong doth equal mine. - Since Henry Monmouth first began to reign, - Before whose glory I was great in arms, - This loathsome sequestration have I had; - And even since then hath Richard been obscur'd, - Depriv'd of honour and inheritance. - But now the arbitrator of despairs, - Just Death, kind umpire of men's miseries, - With sweet enlargement doth dismiss me hence. - I would his troubles likewise were expir'd, - That so he might recover what was lost. - - Enter RICHARD PLANTAGENET - - FIRST KEEPER. My lord, your loving nephew now is come. - MORTIMER. Richard Plantagenet, my friend, is he come? - PLANTAGENET. Ay, noble uncle, thus ignobly us'd, - Your nephew, late despised Richard, comes. - MORTIMER. Direct mine arms I may embrace his neck - And in his bosom spend my latter gasp. - O, tell me when my lips do touch his cheeks, - That I may kindly give one fainting kiss. - And now declare, sweet stem from York's great stock, - Why didst thou say of late thou wert despis'd? - PLANTAGENET. First, lean thine aged back against mine arm; - And, in that ease, I'll tell thee my disease. - This day, in argument upon a case, - Some words there grew 'twixt Somerset and me; - Among which terms he us'd his lavish tongue - And did upbraid me with my father's death; - Which obloquy set bars before my tongue, - Else with the like I had requited him. - Therefore, good uncle, for my father's sake, - In honour of a true Plantagenet, - And for alliance sake, declare the cause - My father, Earl of Cambridge, lost his head. - MORTIMER. That cause, fair nephew, that imprison'd me - And hath detain'd me all my flow'ring youth - Within a loathsome dungeon, there to pine, - Was cursed instrument of his decease. - PLANTAGENET. Discover more at large what cause that was, - For I am ignorant and cannot guess. - MORTIMER. I will, if that my fading breath permit - And death approach not ere my tale be done. - Henry the Fourth, grandfather to this king, - Depos'd his nephew Richard, Edward's son, - The first-begotten and the lawful heir - Of Edward king, the third of that descent; - During whose reign the Percies of the north, - Finding his usurpation most unjust, - Endeavour'd my advancement to the throne. - The reason mov'd these warlike lords to this - Was, for that-young Richard thus remov'd, - Leaving no heir begotten of his body- - I was the next by birth and parentage; - For by my mother I derived am - From Lionel Duke of Clarence, third son - To King Edward the Third; whereas he - From John of Gaunt doth bring his pedigree, - Being but fourth of that heroic line. - But mark: as in this haughty great attempt - They laboured to plant the rightful heir, - I lost my liberty, and they their lives. - Long after this, when Henry the Fifth, - Succeeding his father Bolingbroke, did reign, - Thy father, Earl of Cambridge, then deriv'd - From famous Edmund Langley, Duke of York, - Marrying my sister, that thy mother was, - Again, in pity of my hard distress, - Levied an army, weening to redeem - And have install'd me in the diadem; - But, as the rest, so fell that noble earl, - And was beheaded. Thus the Mortimers, - In whom the title rested, were suppress'd. - PLANTAGENET. Of Which, my lord, your honour is the last. - MORTIMER. True; and thou seest that I no issue have, - And that my fainting words do warrant death. - Thou art my heir; the rest I wish thee gather; - But yet be wary in thy studious care. - PLANTAGENET. Thy grave admonishments prevail with me. - But yet methinks my father's execution - Was nothing less than bloody tyranny. - MORTIMER. With silence, nephew, be thou politic; - Strong fixed is the house of Lancaster - And like a mountain not to be remov'd. - But now thy uncle is removing hence, - As princes do their courts when they are cloy'd - With long continuance in a settled place. - PLANTAGENET. O uncle, would some part of my young years - Might but redeem the passage of your age! - MORTIMER. Thou dost then wrong me, as that slaughterer - doth - Which giveth many wounds when one will kill. - Mourn not, except thou sorrow for my good; - Only give order for my funeral. - And so, farewell; and fair be all thy hopes, - And prosperous be thy life in peace and war! [Dies] - PLANTAGENET. And peace, no war, befall thy parting soul! - In prison hast thou spent a pilgrimage, - And like a hermit overpass'd thy days. - Well, I will lock his counsel in my breast; - And what I do imagine, let that rest. - Keepers, convey him hence; and I myself - Will see his burial better than his life. - Exeunt GAOLERS, hearing out the body of MORTIMER - Here dies the dusky torch of Mortimer, - Chok'd with ambition of the meaner sort; - And for those wrongs, those bitter injuries, - Which Somerset hath offer'd to my house, - I doubt not but with honour to redress; - And therefore haste I to the Parliament, - Either to be restored to my blood, - Or make my ill th' advantage of my good. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE 1. - -London. The Parliament House - -Flourish. Enter the KING, EXETER, GLOUCESTER, WARWICK, SOMERSET, and SUFFOLK; -the BISHOP OF WINCHESTER, RICHARD PLANTAGENET, and others. -GLOUCESTER offers to put up a bill; WINCHESTER snatches it, and tears it - - WINCHESTER. Com'st thou with deep premeditated lines, - With written pamphlets studiously devis'd? - Humphrey of Gloucester, if thou canst accuse - Or aught intend'st to lay unto my charge, - Do it without invention, suddenly; - I with sudden and extemporal speech - Purpose to answer what thou canst object. - GLOUCESTER. Presumptuous priest, this place commands my - patience, - Or thou shouldst find thou hast dishonour'd me. - Think not, although in writing I preferr'd - The manner of thy vile outrageous crimes, - That therefore I have forg'd, or am not able - Verbatim to rehearse the method of my pen. - No, prelate; such is thy audacious wickedness, - Thy lewd, pestiferous, and dissentious pranks, - As very infants prattle of thy pride. - Thou art a most pernicious usurer; - Froward by nature, enemy to peace; - Lascivious, wanton, more than well beseems - A man of thy profession and degree; - And for thy treachery, what's more manifest - In that thou laid'st a trap to take my life, - As well at London Bridge as at the Tower? - Beside, I fear me, if thy thoughts were sifted, - The King, thy sovereign, is not quite exempt - From envious malice of thy swelling heart. - WINCHESTER. Gloucester, I do defy thee. Lords, vouchsafe - To give me hearing what I shall reply. - If I were covetous, ambitious, or perverse, - As he will have me, how am I so poor? - Or how haps it I seek not to advance - Or raise myself, but keep my wonted calling? - And for dissension, who preferreth peace - More than I do, except I be provok'd? - No, my good lords, it is not that offends; - It is not that that incens'd hath incens'd the Duke: - It is because no one should sway but he; - No one but he should be about the King; - And that engenders thunder in his breast - And makes him roar these accusations forth. - But he shall know I am as good - GLOUCESTER. As good! - Thou bastard of my grandfather! - WINCHESTER. Ay, lordly sir; for what are you, I pray, - But one imperious in another's throne? - GLOUCESTER. Am I not Protector, saucy priest? - WINCHESTER. And am not I a prelate of the church? - GLOUCESTER. Yes, as an outlaw in a castle keeps, - And useth it to patronage his theft. - WINCHESTER. Unreverent Gloucester! - GLOUCESTER. Thou art reverend - Touching thy spiritual function, not thy life. - WINCHESTER. Rome shall remedy this. - WARWICK. Roam thither then. - SOMERSET. My lord, it were your duty to forbear. - WARWICK. Ay, see the bishop be not overborne. - SOMERSET. Methinks my lord should be religious, - And know the office that belongs to such. - WARWICK. Methinks his lordship should be humbler; - It fitteth not a prelate so to plead. - SOMERSET. Yes, when his holy state is touch'd so near. - WARWICK. State holy or unhallow'd, what of that? - Is not his Grace Protector to the King? - PLANTAGENET. [Aside] Plantagenet, I see, must hold his - tongue, - Lest it be said 'Speak, sirrah, when you should; - Must your bold verdict enter talk with lords?' - Else would I have a fling at Winchester. - KING HENRY. Uncles of Gloucester and of Winchester, - The special watchmen of our English weal, - I would prevail, if prayers might prevail - To join your hearts in love and amity. - O, what a scandal is it to our crown - That two such noble peers as ye should jar! - Believe me, lords, my tender years can tell - Civil dissension is a viperous worm - That gnaws the bowels of the commonwealth. - [A noise within: 'Down with the tawny coats!'] - What tumult's this? - WARWICK. An uproar, I dare warrant, - Begun through malice of the Bishop's men. - [A noise again: 'Stones! Stones!'] - - Enter the MAYOR OF LONDON, attended - - MAYOR. O, my good lords, and virtuous Henry, - Pity the city of London, pity us! - The Bishop and the Duke of Gloucester's men, - Forbidden late to carry any weapon, - Have fill'd their pockets full of pebble stones - And, banding themselves in contrary parts, - Do pelt so fast at one another's pate - That many have their giddy brains knock'd out. - Our windows are broke down in every street, - And we for fear compell'd to shut our shops. - - Enter in skirmish, the retainers of GLOUCESTER and - WINCHESTER, with bloody pates - - KING HENRY. We charge you, on allegiance to ourself, - To hold your slaught'ring hands and keep the peace. - Pray, uncle Gloucester, mitigate this strife. - FIRST SERVING-MAN. Nay, if we be forbidden stones, we'll - fall to it with our teeth. - SECOND SERVING-MAN. Do what ye dare, we are as resolute. - [Skirmish again] - GLOUCESTER. You of my household, leave this peevish broil, - And set this unaccustom'd fight aside. - THIRD SERVING-MAN. My lord, we know your Grace to be a - man - Just and upright, and for your royal birth - Inferior to none but to his Majesty; - And ere that we will suffer such a prince, - So kind a father of the commonweal, - To be disgraced by an inkhorn mate, - We and our wives and children all will fight - And have our bodies slaught'red by thy foes. - FIRST SERVING-MAN. Ay, and the very parings of our nails - Shall pitch a field when we are dead. [Begin again] - GLOUCESTER. Stay, stay, I say! - And if you love me, as you say you do, - Let me persuade you to forbear awhile. - KING HENRY. O, how this discord doth afflict my soul! - Can you, my Lord of Winchester, behold - My sighs and tears and will not once relent? - Who should be pitiful, if you be not? - Or who should study to prefer a peace, - If holy churchmen take delight in broils? - WARWICK. Yield, my Lord Protector; yield, Winchester; - Except you mean with obstinate repulse - To slay your sovereign and destroy the realm. - You see what mischief, and what murder too, - Hath been enacted through your enmity; - Then be at peace, except ye thirst for blood. - WINCHESTER. He shall submit, or I will never yield. - GLOUCESTER. Compassion on the King commands me stoop, - Or I would see his heart out ere the priest - Should ever get that privilege of me. - WARWICK. Behold, my Lord of Winchester, the Duke - Hath banish'd moody discontented fury, - As by his smoothed brows it doth appear; - Why look you still so stem and tragical? - GLOUCESTER. Here, Winchester, I offer thee my hand. - KING HENRY. Fie, uncle Beaufort! I have heard you preach - That malice was a great and grievous sin; - And will not you maintain the thing you teach, - But prove a chief offender in the same? - WARWICK. Sweet King! The Bishop hath a kindly gird. - For shame, my Lord of Winchester, relent; - What, shall a child instruct you what to do? - WINCHESTER. Well, Duke of Gloucester, I will yield to thee; - Love for thy love and hand for hand I give. - GLOUCESTER [Aside] Ay, but, I fear me, with a hollow - heart. - See here, my friends and loving countrymen: - This token serveth for a flag of truce - Betwixt ourselves and all our followers. - So help me God, as I dissemble not! - WINCHESTER [Aside] So help me God, as I intend it not! - KING HENRY. O loving uncle, kind Duke of Gloucester, - How joyful am I made by this contract! - Away, my masters! trouble us no more; - But join in friendship, as your lords have done. - FIRST SERVING-MAN. Content: I'll to the surgeon's. - SECOND SERVING-MAN. And so will I. - THIRD SERVING-MAN. And I will see what physic the tavern - affords. Exeunt servants, MAYOR, &C. - WARWICK. Accept this scroll, most gracious sovereign; - Which in the right of Richard Plantagenet - We do exhibit to your Majesty. - GLOUCESTER. Well urg'd, my Lord of Warwick; for, sweet - prince, - An if your Grace mark every circumstance, - You have great reason to do Richard right; - Especially for those occasions - At Eltham Place I told your Majesty. - KING HENRY. And those occasions, uncle, were of force; - Therefore, my loving lords, our pleasure is - That Richard be restored to his blood. - WARWICK. Let Richard be restored to his blood; - So shall his father's wrongs be recompens'd. - WINCHESTER. As will the rest, so willeth Winchester. - KING HENRY. If Richard will be true, not that alone - But all the whole inheritance I give - That doth belong unto the house of York, - From whence you spring by lineal descent. - PLANTAGENET. Thy humble servant vows obedience - And humble service till the point of death. - KING HENRY. Stoop then and set your knee against my foot; - And in reguerdon of that duty done - I girt thee with the valiant sword of York. - Rise, Richard, like a true Plantagenet, - And rise created princely Duke of York. - PLANTAGENET. And so thrive Richard as thy foes may fall! - And as my duty springs, so perish they - That grudge one thought against your Majesty! - ALL. Welcome, high Prince, the mighty Duke of York! - SOMERSET. [Aside] Perish, base Prince, ignoble Duke of - York! - GLOUCESTER. Now will it best avail your Majesty - To cross the seas and to be crown'd in France: - The presence of a king engenders love - Amongst his subjects and his loyal friends, - As it disanimates his enemies. - KING HENRY. When Gloucester says the word, King Henry - goes; - For friendly counsel cuts off many foes. - GLOUCESTER. Your ships already are in readiness. - Sennet. Flourish. Exeunt all but EXETER - EXETER. Ay, we may march in England or in France, - Not seeing what is likely to ensue. - This late dissension grown betwixt the peers - Burns under feigned ashes of forg'd love - And will at last break out into a flame; - As fest'red members rot but by degree - Till bones and flesh and sinews fall away, - So will this base and envious discord breed. - And now I fear that fatal prophecy. - Which in the time of Henry nam'd the Fifth - Was in the mouth of every sucking babe: - That Henry born at Monmouth should win all, - And Henry born at Windsor should lose all. - Which is so plain that Exeter doth wish - His days may finish ere that hapless time. Exit - - - - - SCENE 2. - - France. Before Rouen - - Enter LA PUCELLE disguis'd, with four soldiers dressed - like countrymen, with sacks upon their backs - - PUCELLE. These are the city gates, the gates of Rouen, - Through which our policy must make a breach. - Take heed, be wary how you place your words; - Talk like the vulgar sort of market-men - That come to gather money for their corn. - If we have entrance, as I hope we shall, - And that we find the slothful watch but weak, - I'll by a sign give notice to our friends, - That Charles the Dauphin may encounter them. - FIRST SOLDIER. Our sacks shall be a mean to sack the city, - And we be lords and rulers over Rouen; - Therefore we'll knock. [Knocks] - WATCH. [Within] Qui est la? - PUCELLE. Paysans, pauvres gens de France - Poor market-folks that come to sell their corn. - WATCH. Enter, go in; the market-bell is rung. - PUCELLE. Now, Rouen, I'll shake thy bulwarks to the - ground. - - [LA PUCELLE, &c., enter the town] - - Enter CHARLES, BASTARD, ALENCON, REIGNIER, and forces - - CHARLES. Saint Denis bless this happy stratagem! - And once again we'll sleep secure in Rouen. - BASTARD. Here ent'red Pucelle and her practisants; - Now she is there, how will she specify - Here is the best and safest passage in? - ALENCON. By thrusting out a torch from yonder tower; - Which once discern'd shows that her meaning is - No way to that, for weakness, which she ent'red. - - Enter LA PUCELLE, on the top, thrusting out - a torch burning - - PUCELLE. Behold, this is the happy wedding torch - That joineth Rouen unto her countrymen, - But burning fatal to the Talbotites. Exit - BASTARD. See, noble Charles, the beacon of our friend; - The burning torch in yonder turret stands. - CHARLES. Now shine it like a comet of revenge, - A prophet to the fall of all our foes! - ALENCON. Defer no time, delays have dangerous ends; - Enter, and cry 'The Dauphin!' presently, - And then do execution on the watch. Alarum. Exeunt - - An alarum. Enter TALBOT in an excursion - - TALBOT. France, thou shalt rue this treason with thy tears, - If Talbot but survive thy treachery. - PUCELLE, that witch, that damned sorceress, - Hath wrought this hellish mischief unawares, - That hardly we escap'd the pride of France. Exit - - An alarum; excursions. BEDFORD brought in sick in - a chair. Enter TALBOT and BURGUNDY without; - within, LA PUCELLE, CHARLES, BASTARD, ALENCON, - and REIGNIER, on the walls - - PUCELLE. Good morrow, gallants! Want ye corn for bread? - I think the Duke of Burgundy will fast - Before he'll buy again at such a rate. - 'Twas full of darnel-do you like the taste? - BURGUNDY. Scoff on, vile fiend and shameless courtezan. - I trust ere long to choke thee with thine own, - And make thee curse the harvest of that corn. - CHARLES. Your Grace may starve, perhaps, before that time. - BEDFORD. O, let no words, but deeds, revenge this treason! - PUCELLE. What you do, good grey beard? Break a - lance, - And run a tilt at death within a chair? - TALBOT. Foul fiend of France and hag of all despite, - Encompass'd with thy lustful paramours, - Becomes it thee to taunt his valiant age - And twit with cowardice a man half dead? - Damsel, I'll have a bout with you again, - Or else let Talbot perish with this shame. - PUCELLE. Are ye so hot, sir? Yet, Pucelle, hold thy peace; - If Talbot do but thunder, rain will follow. - [The English party whisper together in council] - God speed the parliament! Who shall be the Speaker? - TALBOT. Dare ye come forth and meet us in the field? - PUCELLE. Belike your lordship takes us then for fools, - To try if that our own be ours or no. - TALBOT. I speak not to that railing Hecate, - But unto thee, Alencon, and the rest. - Will ye, like soldiers, come and fight it out? - ALENCON. Signior, no. - TALBOT. Signior, hang! Base muleteers of France! - Like peasant foot-boys do they keep the walls, - And dare not take up arms like gentlemen. - PUCELLE. Away, captains! Let's get us from the walls; - For Talbot means no goodness by his looks. - God b'uy, my lord; we came but to tell you - That we are here. Exeunt from the walls - TALBOT. And there will we be too, ere it be long, - Or else reproach be Talbot's greatest fame! - Vow, Burgundy, by honour of thy house, - Prick'd on by public wrongs sustain'd in France, - Either to get the town again or die; - And I, as sure as English Henry lives - And as his father here was conqueror, - As sure as in this late betrayed town - Great Coeur-de-lion's heart was buried - So sure I swear to get the town or die. - BURGUNDY. My vows are equal partners with thy vows. - TALBOT. But ere we go, regard this dying prince, - The valiant Duke of Bedford. Come, my lord, - We will bestow you in some better place, - Fitter for sickness and for crazy age. - BEDFORD. Lord Talbot, do not so dishonour me; - Here will I sit before the walls of Rouen, - And will be partner of your weal or woe. - BURGUNDY. Courageous Bedford, let us now persuade you. - BEDFORD. Not to be gone from hence; for once I read - That stout Pendragon in his litter sick - Came to the field, and vanquished his foes. - Methinks I should revive the soldiers' hearts, - Because I ever found them as myself. - TALBOT. Undaunted spirit in a dying breast! - Then be it so. Heavens keep old Bedford safe! - And now no more ado, brave Burgundy, - But gather we our forces out of hand - And set upon our boasting enemy. - Exeunt against the town all but BEDFORD and attendants - - An alarum; excursions. Enter SIR JOHN FASTOLFE, - and a CAPTAIN - - CAPTAIN. Whither away, Sir John Fastolfe, in such haste? - FASTOLFE. Whither away? To save myself by flight: - We are like to have the overthrow again. - CAPTAIN. What! Will you and leave Lord Talbot? - FASTOLFE. Ay, - All the Talbots in the world, to save my life. Exit - CAPTAIN. Cowardly knight! ill fortune follow thee! - Exit into the town - - Retreat; excursions. LA PUCELLE, ALENCON, - and CHARLES fly - - BEDFORD. Now, quiet soul, depart when heaven please, - For I have seen our enemies' overthrow. - What is the trust or strength of foolish man? - They that of late were daring with their scoffs - Are glad and fain by flight to save themselves. - [BEDFORD dies and is carried in by two in his chair] - - An alarum. Re-enter TALBOT, BURGUNDY, and the rest - - TALBOT. Lost and recovered in a day again! - This is a double honour, Burgundy. - Yet heavens have glory for this victory! - BURGUNDY. Warlike and martial Talbot, Burgundy - Enshrines thee in his heart, and there erects - Thy noble deeds as valour's monuments. - TALBOT. Thanks, gentle Duke. But where is Pucelle now? - I think her old familiar is asleep. - Now where's the Bastard's braves, and Charles his gleeks? - What, all amort? Rouen hangs her head for grief - That such a valiant company are fled. - Now will we take some order in the town, - Placing therein some expert officers; - And then depart to Paris to the King, - For there young Henry with his nobles lie. - BURGUNDY. What Lord Talbot pleaseth Burgundy. - TALBOT. But yet, before we go, let's not forget - The noble Duke of Bedford, late deceas'd, - But see his exequies fulfill'd in Rouen. - A braver soldier never couched lance, - A gentler heart did never sway in court; - But kings and mightiest potentates must die, - For that's the end of human misery. Exeunt - - - - - SCENE 3. - - The plains near Rouen - - Enter CHARLES, the BASTARD, ALENCON, LA PUCELLE, - and forces - - PUCELLE. Dismay not, Princes, at this accident, - Nor grieve that Rouen is so recovered. - Care is no cure, but rather corrosive, - For things that are not to be remedied. - Let frantic Talbot triumph for a while - And like a peacock sweep along his tail; - We'll pull his plumes and take away his train, - If Dauphin and the rest will be but rul'd. - CHARLES. We have guided by thee hitherto, - And of thy cunning had no diffidence; - One sudden foil shall never breed distrust - BASTARD. Search out thy wit for secret policies, - And we will make thee famous through the world. - ALENCON. We'll set thy statue in some holy place, - And have thee reverenc'd like a blessed saint. - Employ thee, then, sweet virgin, for our good. - PUCELLE. Then thus it must be; this doth Joan devise: - By fair persuasions, mix'd with sug'red words, - We will entice the Duke of Burgundy - To leave the Talbot and to follow us. - CHARLES. Ay, marry, sweeting, if we could do that, - France were no place for Henry's warriors; - Nor should that nation boast it so with us, - But be extirped from our provinces. - ALENCON. For ever should they be expuls'd from France, - And not have tide of an earldom here. - PUCELLE. Your honours shall perceive how I will work - To bring this matter to the wished end. - [Drum sounds afar off] - Hark! by the sound of drum you may perceive - Their powers are marching unto Paris-ward. - - Here sound an English march. Enter, and pass over - at a distance, TALBOT and his forces - - There goes the Talbot, with his colours spread, - And all the troops of English after him. - - French march. Enter the DUKE OF BURGUNDY and - his forces - - Now in the rearward comes the Duke and his. - Fortune in favour makes him lag behind. - Summon a parley; we will talk with him. - [Trumpets sound a parley] - CHARLES. A parley with the Duke of Burgundy! - BURGUNDY. Who craves a parley with the Burgundy? - PUCELLE. The princely Charles of France, thy countryman. - BURGUNDY. What say'st thou, Charles? for I am marching - hence. - CHARLES. Speak, Pucelle, and enchant him with thy words. - PUCELLE. Brave Burgundy, undoubted hope of France! - Stay, let thy humble handmaid speak to thee. - BURGUNDY. Speak on; but be not over-tedious. - PUCELLE. Look on thy country, look on fertile France, - And see the cities and the towns defac'd - By wasting ruin of the cruel foe; - As looks the mother on her lowly babe - When death doth close his tender dying eyes, - See, see the pining malady of France; - Behold the wounds, the most unnatural wounds, - Which thou thyself hast given her woeful breast. - O, turn thy edged sword another way; - Strike those that hurt, and hurt not those that help! - One drop of blood drawn from thy country's bosom - Should grieve thee more than streams of foreign gore. - Return thee therefore with a flood of tears, - And wash away thy country's stained spots. - BURGUNDY. Either she hath bewitch'd me with her words, - Or nature makes me suddenly relent. - PUCELLE. Besides, all French and France exclaims on thee, - Doubting thy birth and lawful progeny. - Who join'st thou with but with a lordly nation - That will not trust thee but for profit's sake? - When Talbot hath set footing once in France, - And fashion'd thee that instrument of ill, - Who then but English Henry will be lord, - And thou be thrust out like a fugitive? - Call we to mind-and mark but this for proof: - Was not the Duke of Orleans thy foe? - And was he not in England prisoner? - But when they heard he was thine enemy - They set him free without his ransom paid, - In spite of Burgundy and all his friends. - See then, thou fight'st against thy countrymen, - And join'st with them will be thy slaughtermen. - Come, come, return; return, thou wandering lord; - Charles and the rest will take thee in their arms. - BURGUNDY. I am vanquished; these haughty words of hers - Have batt'red me like roaring cannon-shot - And made me almost yield upon my knees. - Forgive me, country, and sweet countrymen - And, lords, accept this hearty kind embrace. - My forces and my power of men are yours; - So, farewell, Talbot; I'll no longer trust thee. - PUCELLE. Done like a Frenchman- [Aside] turn and turn - again. - CHARLES. Welcome, brave Duke! Thy friendship makes us - fresh. - BASTARD. And doth beget new courage in our breasts. - ALENCON. Pucelle hath bravely play'd her part in this, - And doth deserve a coronet of gold. - CHARLES. Now let us on, my lords, and join our powers, - And seek how we may prejudice the foe. Exeunt - - - - - SCENE 4. - - Paris. The palace - - Enter the KING, GLOUCESTER, WINCHESTER, YORK, - SUFFOLK, SOMERSET, WARWICK, EXETER, - VERNON, BASSET, and others. To them, with - his soldiers, TALBOT - - TALBOT. My gracious Prince, and honourable peers, - Hearing of your arrival in this realm, - I have awhile given truce unto my wars - To do my duty to my sovereign; - In sign whereof, this arm that hath reclaim'd - To your obedience fifty fortresses, - Twelve cities, and seven walled towns of strength, - Beside five hundred prisoners of esteem, - Lets fall his sword before your Highness' feet, - And with submissive loyalty of heart - Ascribes the glory of his conquest got - First to my God and next unto your Grace. [Kneels] - KING HENRY. Is this the Lord Talbot, uncle Gloucester, - That hath so long been resident in France? - GLOUCESTER. Yes, if it please your Majesty, my liege. - KING HENRY. Welcome, brave captain and victorious lord! - When I was young, as yet I am not old, - I do remember how my father said - A stouter champion never handled sword. - Long since we were resolved of your truth, - Your faithful service, and your toil in war; - Yet never have you tasted our reward, - Or been reguerdon'd with so much as thanks, - Because till now we never saw your face. - Therefore stand up; and for these good deserts - We here create you Earl of Shrewsbury; - And in our coronation take your place. - Sennet. Flourish. Exeunt all but VERNON and BASSET - VERNON. Now, sir, to you, that were so hot at sea, - Disgracing of these colours that I wear - In honour of my noble Lord of York - Dar'st thou maintain the former words thou spak'st? - BASSET. Yes, sir; as well as you dare patronage - The envious barking of your saucy tongue - Against my lord the Duke of Somerset. - VERNON. Sirrah, thy lord I honour as he is. - BASSET. Why, what is he? As good a man as York! - VERNON. Hark ye: not so. In witness, take ye that. - [Strikes him] - BASSET. Villain, thou knowest the law of arms is such - That whoso draws a sword 'tis present death, - Or else this blow should broach thy dearest blood. - But I'll unto his Majesty and crave - I may have liberty to venge this wrong; - When thou shalt see I'll meet thee to thy cost. - VERNON. Well, miscreant, I'll be there as soon as you; - And, after, meet you sooner than you would. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE 1. - -Park. The palace - -Enter the KING, GLOUCESTER, WINCHESTER, YORK, SUFFOLK, SOMERSET, WARWICK, -TALBOT, EXETER, the GOVERNOR OF PARIS, and others - - GLOUCESTER. Lord Bishop, set the crown upon his head. - WINCHESTER. God save King Henry, of that name the Sixth! - GLOUCESTER. Now, Governor of Paris, take your oath - [GOVERNOR kneels] - That you elect no other king but him, - Esteem none friends but such as are his friends, - And none your foes but such as shall pretend - Malicious practices against his state. - This shall ye do, so help you righteous God! - Exeunt GOVERNOR and his train - - Enter SIR JOHN FASTOLFE - - FASTOLFE. My gracious sovereign, as I rode from Calais, - To haste unto your coronation, - A letter was deliver'd to my hands, - Writ to your Grace from th' Duke of Burgundy. - TALBOT. Shame to the Duke of Burgundy and thee! - I vow'd, base knight, when I did meet thee next - To tear the Garter from thy craven's leg, [Plucking it off] - Which I have done, because unworthily - Thou wast installed in that high degree. - Pardon me, princely Henry, and the rest: - This dastard, at the battle of Patay, - When but in all I was six thousand strong, - And that the French were almost ten to one, - Before we met or that a stroke was given, - Like to a trusty squire did run away; - In which assault we lost twelve hundred men; - Myself and divers gentlemen beside - Were there surpris'd and taken prisoners. - Then judge, great lords, if I have done amiss, - Or whether that such cowards ought to wear - This ornament of knighthood-yea or no. - GLOUCESTER. To say the truth, this fact was infamous - And ill beseeming any common man, - Much more a knight, a captain, and a leader. - TALBOT. When first this order was ordain'd, my lords, - Knights of the Garter were of noble birth, - Valiant and virtuous, full of haughty courage, - Such as were grown to credit by the wars; - Not fearing death nor shrinking for distress, - But always resolute in most extremes. - He then that is not furnish'd in this sort - Doth but usurp the sacred name of knight, - Profaning this most honourable order, - And should, if I were worthy to be judge, - Be quite degraded, like a hedge-born swain - That doth presume to boast of gentle blood. - KING HENRY. Stain to thy countrymen, thou hear'st thy - doom. - Be packing, therefore, thou that wast a knight; - Henceforth we banish thee on pain of death. - Exit FASTOLFE - And now, my Lord Protector, view the letter - Sent from our uncle Duke of Burgundy. - GLOUCESTER. [Viewing the superscription] What means his - Grace, that he hath chang'd his style? - No more but plain and bluntly 'To the King!' - Hath he forgot he is his sovereign? - Or doth this churlish superscription - Pretend some alteration in good-will? - What's here? [Reads] 'I have, upon especial cause, - Mov'd with compassion of my country's wreck, - Together with the pitiful complaints - Of such as your oppression feeds upon, - Forsaken your pernicious faction, - And join'd with Charles, the rightful King of France.' - O monstrous treachery! Can this be so - That in alliance, amity, and oaths, - There should be found such false dissembling guile? - KING HENRY. What! Doth my uncle Burgundy revolt? - GLOUCESTER. He doth, my lord, and is become your foe. - KING HENRY. Is that the worst this letter doth contain? - GLOUCESTER. It is the worst, and all, my lord, he writes. - KING HENRY. Why then Lord Talbot there shall talk with - him - And give him chastisement for this abuse. - How say you, my lord, are you not content? - TALBOT. Content, my liege! Yes; but that I am prevented, - I should have begg'd I might have been employ'd. - KING HENRY. Then gather strength and march unto him - straight; - Let him perceive how ill we brook his treason. - And what offence it is to flout his friends. - TALBOT. I go, my lord, in heart desiring still - You may behold confusion of your foes. Exit - - Enter VERNON and BASSET - - VERNON. Grant me the combat, gracious sovereign. - BASSET. And me, my lord, grant me the combat too. - YORK. This is my servant: hear him, noble Prince. - SOMERSET. And this is mine: sweet Henry, favour him. - KING HENRY. Be patient, lords, and give them leave to speak. - Say, gentlemen, what makes you thus exclaim, - And wherefore crave you combat, or with whom? - VERNON. With him, my lord; for he hath done me wrong. - BASSET. And I with him; for he hath done me wrong. - KING HENRY. What is that wrong whereof you both - complain? First let me know, and then I'll answer you. - BASSET. Crossing the sea from England into France, - This fellow here, with envious carping tongue, - Upbraided me about the rose I wear, - Saying the sanguine colour of the leaves - Did represent my master's blushing cheeks - When stubbornly he did repugn the truth - About a certain question in the law - Argu'd betwixt the Duke of York and him; - With other vile and ignominious terms - In confutation of which rude reproach - And in defence of my lord's worthiness, - I crave the benefit of law of arms. - VERNON. And that is my petition, noble lord; - For though he seem with forged quaint conceit - To set a gloss upon his bold intent, - Yet know, my lord, I was provok'd by him, - And he first took exceptions at this badge, - Pronouncing that the paleness of this flower - Bewray'd the faintness of my master's heart. - YORK. Will not this malice, Somerset, be left? - SOMERSET. Your private grudge, my Lord of York, will out, - Though ne'er so cunningly you smother it. - KING HENRY. Good Lord, what madness rules in brainsick - men, When for so slight and frivolous a cause - Such factious emulations shall arise! - Good cousins both, of York and Somerset, - Quiet yourselves, I pray, and be at peace. - YORK. Let this dissension first be tried by fight, - And then your Highness shall command a peace. - SOMERSET. The quarrel toucheth none but us alone; - Betwixt ourselves let us decide it then. - YORK. There is my pledge; accept it, Somerset. - VERNON. Nay, let it rest where it began at first. - BASSET. Confirm it so, mine honourable lord. - GLOUCESTER. Confirm it so? Confounded be your strife; - And perish ye, with your audacious prate! - Presumptuous vassals, are you not asham'd - With this immodest clamorous outrage - To trouble and disturb the King and us? - And you, my lords- methinks you do not well - To bear with their perverse objections, - Much less to take occasion from their mouths - To raise a mutiny betwixt yourselves. - Let me persuade you take a better course. - EXETER. It grieves his Highness. Good my lords, be friends. - KING HENRY. Come hither, you that would be combatants: - Henceforth I charge you, as you love our favour, - Quite to forget this quarrel and the cause. - And you, my lords, remember where we are: - In France, amongst a fickle wavering nation; - If they perceive dissension in our looks - And that within ourselves we disagree, - How will their grudging stomachs be provok'd - To wilful disobedience, and rebel! - Beside, what infamy will there arise - When foreign princes shall be certified - That for a toy, a thing of no regard, - King Henry's peers and chief nobility - Destroy'd themselves and lost the realm of France! - O, think upon the conquest of my father, - My tender years; and let us not forgo - That for a trifle that was bought with blood! - Let me be umpire in this doubtful strife. - I see no reason, if I wear this rose, - [Putting on a red rose] - That any one should therefore be suspicious - I more incline to Somerset than York: - Both are my kinsmen, and I love them both. - As well they may upbraid me with my crown, - Because, forsooth, the King of Scots is crown'd. - But your discretions better can persuade - Than I am able to instruct or teach; - And, therefore, as we hither came in peace, - So let us still continue peace and love. - Cousin of York, we institute your Grace - To be our Regent in these parts of France. - And, good my Lord of Somerset, unite - Your troops of horsemen with his bands of foot; - And like true subjects, sons of your progenitors, - Go cheerfully together and digest - Your angry choler on your enemies. - Ourself, my Lord Protector, and the rest, - After some respite will return to Calais; - From thence to England, where I hope ere long - To be presented by your victories - With Charles, Alencon, and that traitorous rout. - Flourish. Exeunt all but YORK, WARWICK, - EXETER, VERNON - WARWICK. My Lord of York, I promise you, the King - Prettily, methought, did play the orator. - YORK. And so he did; but yet I like it not, - In that he wears the badge of Somerset. - WARWICK. Tush, that was but his fancy; blame him not; - I dare presume, sweet prince, he thought no harm. - YORK. An if I wist he did-but let it rest; - Other affairs must now be managed. - Exeunt all but EXETER - EXETER. Well didst thou, Richard, to suppress thy voice; - For had the passions of thy heart burst out, - I fear we should have seen decipher'd there - More rancorous spite, more furious raging broils, - Than yet can be imagin'd or suppos'd. - But howsoe'er, no simple man that sees - This jarring discord of nobility, - This shouldering of each other in the court, - This factious bandying of their favourites, - But that it doth presage some ill event. - 'Tis much when sceptres are in children's hands; - But more when envy breeds unkind division: - There comes the ruin, there begins confusion. Exit - - - - - SCENE 2. - - France. Before Bordeaux - - Enter TALBOT, with trump and drum - - TALBOT. Go to the gates of Bordeaux, trumpeter; - Summon their general unto the wall. - - Trumpet sounds a parley. Enter, aloft, the - GENERAL OF THE FRENCH, and others - - English John Talbot, Captains, calls you forth, - Servant in arms to Harry King of England; - And thus he would open your city gates, - Be humble to us, call my sovereignvours - And do him homage as obedient subjects, - And I'll withdraw me and my bloody power; - But if you frown upon this proffer'd peace, - You tempt the fury of my three attendants, - Lean famine, quartering steel, and climbing fire; - Who in a moment even with the earth - Shall lay your stately and air braving towers, - If you forsake the offer of their love. - GENERAL OF THE FRENCH. Thou ominous and fearful owl of - death, - Our nation's terror and their bloody scourge! - The period of thy tyranny approacheth. - On us thou canst not enter but by death; - For, I protest, we are well fortified, - And strong enough to issue out and fight. - If thou retire, the Dauphin, well appointed, - Stands with the snares of war to tangle thee. - On either hand thee there are squadrons pitch'd - To wall thee from the liberty of flight, - And no way canst thou turn thee for redress - But death doth front thee with apparent spoil - And pale destruction meets thee in the face. - Ten thousand French have ta'en the sacrament - To rive their dangerous artillery - Upon no Christian soul but English Talbot. - Lo, there thou stand'st, a breathing valiant man, - Of an invincible unconquer'd spirit! - This is the latest glory of thy praise - That I, thy enemy, due thee withal; - For ere the glass that now begins to run - Finish the process of his sandy hour, - These eyes that see thee now well coloured - Shall see thee withered, bloody, pale, and dead. - [Drum afar off] - Hark! hark! The Dauphin's drum, a warning bell, - Sings heavy music to thy timorous soul; - And mine shall ring thy dire departure out. Exit - TALBOT. He fables not; I hear the enemy. - Out, some light horsemen, and peruse their wings. - O, negligent and heedless discipline! - How are we park'd and bounded in a pale - A little herd of England's timorous deer, - Maz'd with a yelping kennel of French curs! - If we be English deer, be then in blood; - Not rascal-like to fall down with a pinch, - But rather, moody-mad and desperate stags, - Turn on the bloody hounds with heads of steel - And make the cowards stand aloof at bay. - Sell every man his life as dear as mine, - And they shall find dear deer of us, my friends. - God and Saint George, Talbot and England's right, - Prosper our colours in this dangerous fight! Exeunt - - - - - SCENE 3. - - Plains in Gascony - - Enter YORK, with trumpet and many soldiers. A - MESSENGER meets him - - YORK. Are not the speedy scouts return'd again - That dogg'd the mighty army of the Dauphin? - MESSENGER. They are return'd, my lord, and give it out - That he is march'd to Bordeaux with his power - To fight with Talbot; as he march'd along, - By your espials were discovered - Two mightier troops than that the Dauphin led, - Which join'd with him and made their march for - Bordeaux. - YORK. A plague upon that villain Somerset - That thus delays my promised supply - Of horsemen that were levied for this siege! - Renowned Talbot doth expect my aid, - And I am louted by a traitor villain - And cannot help the noble chevalier. - God comfort him in this necessity! - If he miscarry, farewell wars in France. - - Enter SIR WILLIAM LUCY - - LUCY. Thou princely leader of our English strength, - Never so needful on the earth of France, - Spur to the rescue of the noble Talbot, - Who now is girdled with a waist of iron - And hemm'd about with grim destruction. - To Bordeaux, warlike Duke! to Bordeaux, York! - Else, farewell Talbot, France, and England's honour. - YORK. O God, that Somerset, who in proud heart - Doth stop my cornets, were in Talbot's place! - So should we save a valiant gentleman - By forfeiting a traitor and a coward. - Mad ire and wrathful fury makes me weep - That thus we die while remiss traitors sleep. - LUCY. O, send some succour to the distress'd lord! - YORK. He dies; we lose; I break my warlike word. - We mourn: France smiles. We lose: they daily get- - All long of this vile traitor Somerset. - LUCY. Then God take mercy on brave Talbot's soul, - And on his son, young John, who two hours since - I met in travel toward his warlike father. - This seven years did not Talbot see his son; - And now they meet where both their lives are done. - YORK. Alas, what joy shall noble Talbot have - To bid his young son welcome to his grave? - Away! vexation almost stops my breath, - That sund'red friends greet in the hour of death. - Lucy, farewell; no more my fortune can - But curse the cause I cannot aid the man. - Maine, Blois, Poictiers, and Tours, are won away - Long all of Somerset and his delay. Exit with forces - LUCY. Thus, while the vulture of sedition - Feeds in the bosom of such great commanders, - Sleeping neglection doth betray to loss - The conquest of our scarce cold conqueror, - That ever-living man of memory, - Henry the Fifth. Whiles they each other cross, - Lives, honours, lands, and all, hurry to loss. Exit - - - - - SCENE 4. - - Other plains of Gascony - - Enter SOMERSET, With his forces; an OFFICER of - TALBOT'S with him - - SOMERSET. It is too late; I cannot send them now. - This expedition was by York and Talbot - Too rashly plotted; all our general force - Might with a sally of the very town - Be buckled with. The over daring Talbot - Hath sullied all his gloss of former honour - By this unheedful, desperate, wild adventure. - York set him on to fight and die in shame. - That, Talbot dead, great York might bear the name. - OFFICER. Here is Sir William Lucy, who with me - Set from our o'er-match'd forces forth for aid. - - Enter SIR WILLIAM LUCY - - SOMERSET. How now, Sir William! Whither were you sent? - LUCY. Whither, my lord! From bought and sold Lord - Talbot, - Who, ring'd about with bold adversity, - Cries out for noble York and Somerset - To beat assailing death from his weak legions; - And whiles the honourable captain there - Drops bloody sweat from his war-wearied limbs - And, in advantage ling'ring, looks for rescue, - You, his false hopes, the trust of England's honour, - Keep off aloof with worthless emulation. - Let not your private discord keep away - The levied succours that should lend him aid, - While he, renowned noble gentleman, - Yield up his life unto a world of odds. - Orleans the Bastard, Charles, Burgundy, - Alencon, Reignier, compass him about, - And Talbot perisheth by your default. - SOMERSET. York set him on; York should have sent him aid. - LUCY. And York as fast upon your Grace exclaims, - Swearing that you withhold his levied host, - Collected for this expedition. - SOMERSET. York lies; he might have sent and had the horse. - I owe him little duty and less love, - And take foul scorn to fawn on him by sending. - LUCY. The fraud of England, not the force of France, - Hath now entrapp'd the noble minded Talbot. - Never to England shall he bear his life, - But dies betray'd to fortune by your strife. - SOMERSET. Come, go; I will dispatch the horsemen straight; - Within six hours they will be at his aid. - LUCY. Too late comes rescue; he is ta'en or slain, - For fly he could not if he would have fled; - And fly would Talbot never, though he might. - SOMERSET. If he be dead, brave Talbot, then, adieu! - LUCY. His fame lives in the world, his shame in you. Exeunt - - - SCENE 5. - - The English camp near Bordeaux - - Enter TALBOT and JOHN his son - - TALBOT. O young John Talbot! I did send for thee - To tutor thee in stratagems of war, - That Talbot's name might be in thee reviv'd - When sapless age and weak unable limbs - Should bring thy father to his drooping chair. - But, O malignant and ill-boding stars! - Now thou art come unto a feast of death, - A terrible and unavoided danger; - Therefore, dear boy, mount on my swiftest horse, - And I'll direct thee how thou shalt escape - By sudden flight. Come, dally not, be gone. - JOHN. Is my name Talbot, and am I your son? - And shall I fly? O, if you love my mother, - Dishonour not her honourable name, - To make a bastard and a slave of me! - The world will say he is not Talbot's blood - That basely fled when noble Talbot stood. - TALBOT. Fly to revenge my death, if I be slain. - JOHN. He that flies so will ne'er return again. - TALBOT. If we both stay, we both are sure to die. - JOHN. Then let me stay; and, father, do you fly. - Your loss is great, so your regard should be; - My worth unknown, no loss is known in me; - Upon my death the French can little boast; - In yours they will, in you all hopes are lost. - Flight cannot stain the honour you have won; - But mine it will, that no exploit have done; - You fled for vantage, every one will swear; - But if I bow, they'll say it was for fear. - There is no hope that ever I will stay - If the first hour I shrink and run away. - Here, on my knee, I beg mortality, - Rather than life preserv'd with infamy. - TALBOT. Shall all thy mother's hopes lie in one tomb? - JOHN. Ay, rather than I'll shame my mother's womb. - TALBOT. Upon my blessing I command thee go. - JOHN. To fight I will, but not to fly the foe. - TALBOT. Part of thy father may be sav'd in thee. - JOHN. No part of him but will be shame in me. - TALBOT. Thou never hadst renown, nor canst not lose it. - JOHN. Yes, your renowned name; shall flight abuse it? - TALBOT. Thy father's charge shall clear thee from that stain. - JOHN. You cannot witness for me, being slain. - If death be so apparent, then both fly. - TALBOT. And leave my followers here to fight and die? - My age was never tainted with such shame. - JOHN. And shall my youth be guilty of such blame? - No more can I be severed from your side - Than can yourself yourself yourself in twain divide. - Stay, go, do what you will, the like do I; - For live I will not if my father die. - TALBOT. Then here I take my leave of thee, fair son, - Born to eclipse thy life this afternoon. - Come, side by side together live and die; - And soul with soul from France to heaven fly. Exeunt - - - - - SCENE 6. - - A field of battle - - Alarum: excursions wherein JOHN TALBOT is hemm'd - about, and TALBOT rescues him - - TALBOT. Saint George and victory! Fight, soldiers, fight. - The Regent hath with Talbot broke his word - And left us to the rage of France his sword. - Where is John Talbot? Pause and take thy breath; - I gave thee life and rescu'd thee from death. - JOHN. O, twice my father, twice am I thy son! - The life thou gav'st me first was lost and done - Till with thy warlike sword, despite of fate, - To my determin'd time thou gav'st new date. - TALBOT. When from the Dauphin's crest thy sword struck - fire, - It warm'd thy father's heart with proud desire - Of bold-fac'd victory. Then leaden age, - Quicken'd with youthful spleen and warlike rage, - Beat down Alencon, Orleans, Burgundy, - And from the pride of Gallia rescued thee. - The ireful bastard Orleans, that drew blood - From thee, my boy, and had the maidenhood - Of thy first fight, I soon encountered - And, interchanging blows, I quickly shed - Some of his bastard blood; and in disgrace - Bespoke him thus: 'Contaminated, base, - And misbegotten blood I spill of thine, - Mean and right poor, for that pure blood of mine - Which thou didst force from Talbot, my brave boy.' - Here purposing the Bastard to destroy, - Came in strong rescue. Speak, thy father's care; - Art thou not weary, John? How dost thou fare? - Wilt thou yet leave the battle, boy, and fly, - Now thou art seal'd the son of chivalry? - Fly, to revenge my death when I am dead: - The help of one stands me in little stead. - O, too much folly is it, well I wot, - To hazard all our lives in one small boat! - If I to-day die not with Frenchmen's rage, - To-morrow I shall die with mickle age. - By me they nothing gain an if I stay: - 'Tis but the short'ning of my life one day. - In thee thy mother dies, our household's name, - My death's revenge, thy youth, and England's fame. - All these and more we hazard by thy stay; - All these are sav'd if thou wilt fly away. - JOHN. The sword of Orleans hath not made me smart; - These words of yours draw life-blood from my heart. - On that advantage, bought with such a shame, - To save a paltry life and slay bright fame, - Before young Talbot from old Talbot fly, - The coward horse that bears me fall and die! - And like me to the peasant boys of France, - To be shame's scorn and subject of mischance! - Surely, by all the glory you have won, - An if I fly, I am not Talbot's son; - Then talk no more of flight, it is no boot; - If son to Talbot, die at Talbot's foot. - TALBOT. Then follow thou thy desp'rate sire of Crete, - Thou Icarus; thy life to me is sweet. - If thou wilt fight, fight by thy father's side; - And, commendable prov'd, let's die in pride. Exeunt - - - - - SCENE 7. - - Another part of the field - - Alarum; excursions. Enter old TALBOT led by a SERVANT - - TALBOT. Where is my other life? Mine own is gone. - O, where's young Talbot? Where is valiant John? - Triumphant death, smear'd with captivity, - Young Talbot's valour makes me smile at thee. - When he perceiv'd me shrink and on my knee, - His bloody sword he brandish'd over me, - And like a hungry lion did commence - Rough deeds of rage and stern impatience; - But when my angry guardant stood alone, - Tend'ring my ruin and assail'd of none, - Dizzy-ey'd fury and great rage of heart - Suddenly made him from my side to start - Into the clust'ring battle of the French; - And in that sea of blood my boy did drench - His overmounting spirit; and there died, - My Icarus, my blossom, in his pride. - - Enter soldiers, bearing the body of JOHN TALBOT - - SERVANT. O my dear lord, lo where your son is borne! - TALBOT. Thou antic Death, which laugh'st us here to scorn, - Anon, from thy insulting tyranny, - Coupled in bonds of perpetuity, - Two Talbots, winged through the lither sky, - In thy despite shall scape mortality. - O thou whose wounds become hard-favoured Death, - Speak to thy father ere thou yield thy breath! - Brave Death by speaking, whether he will or no; - Imagine him a Frenchman and thy foe. - Poor boy! he smiles, methinks, as who should say, - Had Death been French, then Death had died to-day. - Come, come, and lay him in his father's arms. - My spirit can no longer bear these harms. - Soldiers, adieu! I have what I would have, - Now my old arms are young John Talbot's grave. [Dies] - - Enter CHARLES, ALENCON, BURGUNDY, BASTARD, - LA PUCELLE, and forces - - CHARLES. Had York and Somerset brought rescue in, - We should have found a bloody day of this. - BASTARD. How the young whelp of Talbot's, raging wood, - Did flesh his puny sword in Frenchmen's blood! - PUCELLE. Once I encount'red him, and thus I said: - 'Thou maiden youth, be vanquish'd by a maid.' - But with a proud majestical high scorn - He answer'd thus: 'Young Talbot was not born - To be the pillage of a giglot wench.' - So, rushing in the bowels of the French, - He left me proudly, as unworthy fight. - BURGUNDY. Doubtless he would have made a noble knight. - See where he lies inhearsed in the arms - Of the most bloody nurser of his harms! - BASTARD. Hew them to pieces, hack their bones asunder, - Whose life was England's glory, Gallia's wonder. - CHARLES. O, no; forbear! For that which we have fled - During the life, let us not wrong it dead. - - Enter SIR WILLIAM Lucy, attended; a FRENCH - HERALD preceding - - LUCY. Herald, conduct me to the Dauphin's tent, - To know who hath obtain'd the glory of the day. - CHARLES. On what submissive message art thou sent? - LUCY. Submission, Dauphin! 'Tis a mere French word: - We English warriors wot not what it means. - I come to know what prisoners thou hast ta'en, - And to survey the bodies of the dead. - CHARLES. For prisoners ask'st thou? Hell our prison is. - But tell me whom thou seek'st. - LUCY. But where's the great Alcides of the field, - Valiant Lord Talbot, Earl of Shrewsbury, - Created for his rare success in arms - Great Earl of Washford, Waterford, and Valence, - Lord Talbot of Goodrig and Urchinfield, - Lord Strange of Blackmere, Lord Verdun of Alton, - Lord Cromwell of Wingfield, Lord Furnival of Sheffield, - The thrice victorious Lord of Falconbridge, - Knight of the noble order of Saint George, - Worthy Saint Michael, and the Golden Fleece, - Great Marshal to Henry the Sixth - Of all his wars within the realm of France? - PUCELLE. Here's a silly-stately style indeed! - The Turk, that two and fifty kingdoms hath, - Writes not so tedious a style as this. - Him that thou magnifi'st with all these tides, - Stinking and fly-blown lies here at our feet. - LUCY. Is Talbot slain-the Frenchmen's only scourge, - Your kingdom's terror and black Nemesis? - O, were mine eye-bans into bullets turn'd, - That I in rage might shoot them at your faces! - O that I could but can these dead to life! - It were enough to fright the realm of France. - Were but his picture left amongst you here, - It would amaze the proudest of you all. - Give me their bodies, that I may bear them hence - And give them burial as beseems their worth. - PUCELLE. I think this upstart is old Talbot's ghost, - He speaks with such a proud commanding spirit. - For God's sake, let him have them; to keep them here, - They would but stink, and putrefy the air. - CHARLES. Go, take their bodies hence. - LUCY. I'll bear them hence; but from their ashes shall be - rear'd - A phoenix that shall make all France afeard. - CHARLES. So we be rid of them, do with them what thou - wilt. - And now to Paris in this conquering vein! - All will be ours, now bloody Talbot's slain. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE 1. - -London. The palace - -Sennet. Enter the KING, GLOUCESTER, and EXETER - - KING HENRY. Have you perus'd the letters from the Pope, - The Emperor, and the Earl of Armagnac? - GLOUCESTER. I have, my lord; and their intent is this: - They humbly sue unto your Excellence - To have a godly peace concluded of - Between the realms of England and of France. - KING HENRY. How doth your Grace affect their motion? - GLOUCESTER. Well, my good lord, and as the only means - To stop effusion of our Christian blood - And stablish quietness on every side. - KING HENRY. Ay, marry, uncle; for I always thought - It was both impious and unnatural - That such immanity and bloody strife - Should reign among professors of one faith. - GLOUCESTER. Beside, my lord, the sooner to effect - And surer bind this knot of amity, - The Earl of Armagnac, near knit to Charles, - A man of great authority in France, - Proffers his only daughter to your Grace - In marriage, with a large and sumptuous dowry. - KING HENRY. Marriage, uncle! Alas, my years are young - And fitter is my study and my books - Than wanton dalliance with a paramour. - Yet call th' ambassadors, and, as you please, - So let them have their answers every one. - I shall be well content with any choice - Tends to God's glory and my country's weal. - - Enter in Cardinal's habit - BEAUFORT, the PAPAL LEGATE, and two AMBASSADORS - - EXETER. What! Is my Lord of Winchester install'd - And call'd unto a cardinal's degree? - Then I perceive that will be verified - Henry the Fifth did sometime prophesy: - 'If once he come to be a cardinal, - He'll make his cap co-equal with the crown.' - KING HENRY. My Lords Ambassadors, your several suits - Have been consider'd and debated on. - Your purpose is both good and reasonable, - And therefore are we certainly resolv'd - To draw conditions of a friendly peace, - Which by my Lord of Winchester we mean - Shall be transported presently to France. - GLOUCESTER. And for the proffer of my lord your master, - I have inform'd his Highness so at large, - As, liking of the lady's virtuous gifts, - Her beauty, and the value of her dower, - He doth intend she shall be England's Queen. - KING HENRY. [To AMBASSADOR] In argument and proof of - which contract, - Bear her this jewel, pledge of my affection. - And so, my Lord Protector, see them guarded - And safely brought to Dover; where inshipp'd, - Commit them to the fortune of the sea. - - Exeunt all but WINCHESTER and the LEGATE - WINCHESTER. Stay, my Lord Legate; you shall first receive - The sum of money which I promised - Should be delivered to his Holiness - For clothing me in these grave ornaments. - LEGATE. I will attend upon your lordship's leisure. - WINCHESTER. [Aside] Now Winchester will not submit, I - trow, - Or be inferior to the proudest peer. - Humphrey of Gloucester, thou shalt well perceive - That neither in birth or for authority - The Bishop will be overborne by thee. - I'll either make thee stoop and bend thy knee, - Or sack this country with a mutiny. Exeunt - - - SCENE 2. - - France. Plains in Anjou - - Enter CHARLES, BURGUNDY, ALENCON, BASTARD, - REIGNIER, LA PUCELLE, and forces - - CHARLES. These news, my lords, may cheer our drooping - spirits: - 'Tis said the stout Parisians do revolt - And turn again unto the warlike French. - ALENCON. Then march to Paris, royal Charles of France, - And keep not back your powers in dalliance. - PUCELLE. Peace be amongst them, if they turn to us; - Else ruin combat with their palaces! - - Enter a SCOUT - - SCOUT. Success unto our valiant general, - And happiness to his accomplices! - CHARLES. What tidings send our scouts? I prithee speak. - SCOUT. The English army, that divided was - Into two parties, is now conjoin'd in one, - And means to give you battle presently. - CHARLES. Somewhat too sudden, sirs, the warning is; - But we will presently provide for them. - BURGUNDY. I trust the ghost of Talbot is not there. - Now he is gone, my lord, you need not fear. - PUCELLE. Of all base passions fear is most accurs'd. - Command the conquest, Charles, it shall be thine, - Let Henry fret and all the world repine. - CHARLES. Then on, my lords; and France be fortunate! - Exeunt - - - - - SCENE 3. - - Before Angiers - - Alarum, excursions. Enter LA PUCELLE - - PUCELLE. The Regent conquers and the Frenchmen fly. - Now help, ye charming spells and periapts; - And ye choice spirits that admonish me - And give me signs of future accidents; [Thunder] - You speedy helpers that are substitutes - Under the lordly monarch of the north, - Appear and aid me in this enterprise! - - Enter FIENDS - - This speedy and quick appearance argues proof - Of your accustom'd diligence to me. - Now, ye familiar spirits that are cull'd - Out of the powerful regions under earth, - Help me this once, that France may get the field. - [They walk and speak not] - O, hold me not with silence over-long! - Where I was wont to feed you with my blood, - I'll lop a member off and give it you - In earnest of a further benefit, - So you do condescend to help me now. - [They hang their heads] - No hope to have redress? My body shall - Pay recompense, if you will grant my suit. - [They shake their heads] - Cannot my body nor blood sacrifice - Entreat you to your wonted furtherance? - Then take my soul-my body, soul, and all, - Before that England give the French the foil. - [They depart] - See! they forsake me. Now the time is come - That France must vail her lofty-plumed crest - And let her head fall into England's lap. - My ancient incantations are too weak, - And hell too strong for me to buckle with. - Now, France, thy glory droopeth to the dust. Exit - - Excursions. Enter French and English, fighting. - LA PUCELLE and YORK fight hand to hand; LA PUCELLE - is taken. The French fly - - YORK. Damsel of France, I think I have you fast. - Unchain your spirits now with spelling charms, - And try if they can gain your liberty. - A goodly prize, fit for the devil's grace! - See how the ugly witch doth bend her brows - As if, with Circe, she would change my shape! - PUCELLE. Chang'd to a worser shape thou canst not be. - YORK. O, Charles the Dauphin is a proper man: - No shape but his can please your dainty eye. - PUCELLE. A plaguing mischief fight on Charles and thee! - And may ye both be suddenly surpris'd - By bloody hands, in sleeping on your beds! - YORK. Fell banning hag; enchantress, hold thy tongue. - PUCELLE. I prithee give me leave to curse awhile. - YORK. Curse, miscreant, when thou comest to the stake. - Exeunt - - Alarum. Enter SUFFOLK, with MARGARET in his hand - - SUFFOLK. Be what thou wilt, thou art my prisoner. - [Gazes on her] - O fairest beauty, do not fear nor fly! - For I will touch thee but with reverent hands; - I kiss these fingers for eternal peace, - And lay them gently on thy tender side. - Who art thou? Say, that I may honour thee. - MARGARET. Margaret my name, and daughter to a king, - The King of Naples-whosoe'er thou art. - SUFFOLK. An earl I am, and Suffolk am I call'd. - Be not offended, nature's miracle, - Thou art allotted to be ta'en by me. - So doth the swan her downy cygnets save, - Keeping them prisoner underneath her wings. - Yet, if this servile usage once offend, - Go and be free again as Suffolk's friend. [She is going] - O, stay! [Aside] I have no power to let her pass; - My hand would free her, but my heart says no. - As plays the sun upon the glassy streams, - Twinkling another counterfeited beam, - So seems this gorgeous beauty to mine eyes. - Fain would I woo her, yet I dare not speak. - I'll call for pen and ink, and write my mind. - Fie, de la Pole! disable not thyself; - Hast not a tongue? Is she not here thy prisoner? - Wilt thou be daunted at a woman's sight? - Ay, beauty's princely majesty is such - Confounds the tongue and makes the senses rough. - MARGARET. Say, Earl of Suffolk, if thy name be so, - What ransom must I pay before I pass? - For I perceive I am thy prisoner. - SUFFOLK. [Aside] How canst thou tell she will deny thy - suit, - Before thou make a trial of her love? - MARGARET. Why speak'st thou not? What ransom must I - pay? - SUFFOLK. [Aside] She's beautiful, and therefore to be woo'd; - She is a woman, therefore to be won. - MARGARET. Wilt thou accept of ransom-yea or no? - SUFFOLK. [Aside] Fond man, remember that thou hast a - wife; - Then how can Margaret be thy paramour? - MARGARET. I were best leave him, for he will not hear. - SUFFOLK. [Aside] There all is marr'd; there lies a cooling - card. - MARGARET. He talks at random; sure, the man is mad. - SUFFOLK. [Aside] And yet a dispensation may be had. - MARGARET. And yet I would that you would answer me. - SUFFOLK. [Aside] I'll win this Lady Margaret. For whom? - Why, for my King! Tush, that's a wooden thing! - MARGARET. He talks of wood. It is some carpenter. - SUFFOLK. [Aside] Yet so my fancy may be satisfied, - And peace established between these realms. - But there remains a scruple in that too; - For though her father be the King of Naples, - Duke of Anjou and Maine, yet is he poor, - And our nobility will scorn the match. - MARGARET. Hear ye, Captain-are you not at leisure? - SUFFOLK. [Aside] It shall be so, disdain they ne'er so much. - Henry is youthful, and will quickly yield. - Madam, I have a secret to reveal. - MARGARET. [Aside] What though I be enthrall'd? He seems - a knight, - And will not any way dishonour me. - SUFFOLK. Lady, vouchsafe to listen what I say. - MARGARET. [Aside] Perhaps I shall be rescu'd by the French; - And then I need not crave his courtesy. - SUFFOLK. Sweet madam, give me hearing in a cause - MARGARET. [Aside] Tush! women have been captivate ere - now. - SUFFOLK. Lady, wherefore talk you so? - MARGARET. I cry you mercy, 'tis but quid for quo. - SUFFOLK. Say, gentle Princess, would you not suppose - Your bondage happy, to be made a queen? - MARGARET. To be a queen in bondage is more vile - Than is a slave in base servility; - For princes should be free. - SUFFOLK. And so shall you, - If happy England's royal king be free. - MARGARET. Why, what concerns his freedom unto me? - SUFFOLK. I'll undertake to make thee Henry's queen, - To put a golden sceptre in thy hand - And set a precious crown upon thy head, - If thou wilt condescend to be my- - MARGARET. What? - SUFFOLK. His love. - MARGARET. I am unworthy to be Henry's wife. - SUFFOLK. No, gentle madam; I unworthy am - To woo so fair a dame to be his wife - And have no portion in the choice myself. - How say you, madam? Are ye so content? - MARGARET. An if my father please, I am content. - SUFFOLK. Then call our captains and our colours forth! - And, madam, at your father's castle walls - We'll crave a parley to confer with him. - - Sound a parley. Enter REIGNIER on the walls - - See, Reignier, see, thy daughter prisoner! - REIGNIER. To whom? - SUFFOLK. To me. - REIGNIER. Suffolk, what remedy? - I am a soldier and unapt to weep - Or to exclaim on fortune's fickleness. - SUFFOLK. Yes, there is remedy enough, my lord. - Consent, and for thy honour give consent, - Thy daughter shall be wedded to my king, - Whom I with pain have woo'd and won thereto; - And this her easy-held imprisonment - Hath gain'd thy daughter princely liberty. - REIGNIER. Speaks Suffolk as he thinks? - SUFFOLK. Fair Margaret knows - That Suffolk doth not flatter, face, or feign. - REIGNIER. Upon thy princely warrant I descend - To give thee answer of thy just demand. - Exit REIGNIER from the walls - SUFFOLK. And here I will expect thy coming. - - Trumpets sound. Enter REIGNIER below - - REIGNIER. Welcome, brave Earl, into our territories; - Command in Anjou what your Honour pleases. - SUFFOLK. Thanks, Reignier, happy for so sweet a child, - Fit to be made companion with a king. - What answer makes your Grace unto my suit? - REIGNIER. Since thou dost deign to woo her little worth - To be the princely bride of such a lord, - Upon condition I may quietly - Enjoy mine own, the country Maine and Anjou, - Free from oppression or the stroke of war, - My daughter shall be Henry's, if he please. - SUFFOLK. That is her ransom; I deliver her. - And those two counties I will undertake - Your Grace shall well and quietly enjoy. - REIGNIER. And I again, in Henry's royal name, - As deputy unto that gracious king, - Give thee her hand for sign of plighted faith. - SUFFOLK. Reignier of France, I give thee kingly thanks, - Because this is in traffic of a king. - [Aside] And yet, methinks, I could be well content - To be mine own attorney in this case. - I'll over then to England with this news, - And make this marriage to be solemniz'd. - So, farewell, Reignier. Set this diamond safe - In golden palaces, as it becomes. - REIGNIER. I do embrace thee as I would embrace - The Christian prince, King Henry, were he here. - MARGARET. Farewell, my lord. Good wishes, praise, and - prayers, - Shall Suffolk ever have of Margaret. [She is going] - SUFFOLK. Farewell, sweet madam. But hark you, Margaret - No princely commendations to my king? - MARGARET. Such commendations as becomes a maid, - A virgin, and his servant, say to him. - SUFFOLK. Words sweetly plac'd and modestly directed. - But, madam, I must trouble you again - No loving token to his Majesty? - MARGARET. Yes, my good lord: a pure unspotted heart, - Never yet taint with love, I send the King. - SUFFOLK. And this withal. [Kisses her] - MARGARET. That for thyself, I will not so presume - To send such peevish tokens to a king. - Exeunt REIGNIER and MARGARET - SUFFOLK. O, wert thou for myself! But, Suffolk, stay; - Thou mayst not wander in that labyrinth: - There Minotaurs and ugly treasons lurk. - Solicit Henry with her wondrous praise. - Bethink thee on her virtues that surmount, - And natural graces that extinguish art; - Repeat their semblance often on the seas, - That, when thou com'st to kneel at Henry's feet, - Thou mayst bereave him of his wits with wonder. Exit - - - - - SCENE 4. - - Camp of the DUKE OF YORK in Anjou - - Enter YORK, WARWICK, and others - YORK. Bring forth that sorceress, condemn'd to burn. - - Enter LA PUCELLE, guarded, and a SHEPHERD - - SHEPHERD. Ah, Joan, this kills thy father's heart outright! - Have I sought every country far and near, - And, now it is my chance to find thee out, - Must I behold thy timeless cruel death? - Ah, Joan, sweet daughter Joan, I'll die with thee! - PUCELLE. Decrepit miser! base ignoble wretch! - I am descended of a gentler blood; - Thou art no father nor no friend of mine. - SHEPHERD. Out, out! My lords, an please you, 'tis not so; - I did beget her, all the parish knows. - Her mother liveth yet, can testify - She was the first fruit of my bach'lorship. - WARWICK. Graceless, wilt thou deny thy parentage? - YORK. This argues what her kind of life hath been- - Wicked and vile; and so her death concludes. - SHEPHERD. Fie, Joan, that thou wilt be so obstacle! - God knows thou art a collop of my flesh; - And for thy sake have I shed many a tear. - Deny me not, I prithee, gentle Joan. - PUCELLE. Peasant, avaunt! You have suborn'd this man - Of purpose to obscure my noble birth. - SHEPHERD. 'Tis true, I gave a noble to the priest - The morn that I was wedded to her mother. - Kneel down and take my blessing, good my girl. - Wilt thou not stoop? Now cursed be the time - Of thy nativity. I would the milk - Thy mother gave thee when thou suck'dst her breast - Had been a little ratsbane for thy sake. - Or else, when thou didst keep my lambs afield, - I wish some ravenous wolf had eaten thee. - Dost thou deny thy father, cursed drab? - O, burn her, burn her! Hanging is too good. Exit - YORK. Take her away; for she hath liv'd too long, - To fill the world with vicious qualities. - PUCELLE. First let me tell you whom you have condemn'd: - Not me begotten of a shepherd swain, - But issued from the progeny of kings; - Virtuous and holy, chosen from above - By inspiration of celestial grace, - To work exceeding miracles on earth. - I never had to do with wicked spirits. - But you, that are polluted with your lusts, - Stain'd with the guiltless blood of innocents, - Corrupt and tainted with a thousand vices, - Because you want the grace that others have, - You judge it straight a thing impossible - To compass wonders but by help of devils. - No, misconceived! Joan of Arc hath been - A virgin from her tender infancy, - Chaste and immaculate in very thought; - Whose maiden blood, thus rigorously effus'd, - Will cry for vengeance at the gates of heaven. - YORK. Ay, ay. Away with her to execution! - WARWICK. And hark ye, sirs; because she is a maid, - Spare for no fagots, let there be enow. - Place barrels of pitch upon the fatal stake, - That so her torture may be shortened. - PUCELLE. Will nothing turn your unrelenting hearts? - Then, Joan, discover thine infirmity - That warranteth by law to be thy privilege: - I am with child, ye bloody homicides; - Murder not then the fruit within my womb, - Although ye hale me to a violent death. - YORK. Now heaven forfend! The holy maid with child! - WARWICK. The greatest miracle that e'er ye wrought: - Is all your strict preciseness come to this? - YORK. She and the Dauphin have been juggling. - I did imagine what would be her refuge. - WARWICK. Well, go to; we'll have no bastards live; - Especially since Charles must father it. - PUCELLE. You are deceiv'd; my child is none of his: - It was Alencon that enjoy'd my love. - YORK. Alencon, that notorious Machiavel! - It dies, an if it had a thousand lives. - PUCELLE. O, give me leave, I have deluded you. - 'Twas neither Charles nor yet the Duke I nam'd, - But Reignier, King of Naples, that prevail'd. - WARWICK. A married man! That's most intolerable. - YORK. Why, here's a girl! I think she knows not well - There were so many-whom she may accuse. - WARWICK. It's sign she hath been liberal and free. - YORK. And yet, forsooth, she is a virgin pure. - Strumpet, thy words condemn thy brat and thee. - Use no entreaty, for it is in vain. - PUCELLE. Then lead me hence-with whom I leave my - curse: - May never glorious sun reflex his beams - Upon the country where you make abode; - But darkness and the gloomy shade of death - Environ you, till mischief and despair - Drive you to break your necks or hang yourselves! - Exit, guarded - YORK. Break thou in pieces and consume to ashes, - Thou foul accursed minister of hell! - - Enter CARDINAL BEAUFORT, attended - - CARDINAL. Lord Regent, I do greet your Excellence - With letters of commission from the King. - For know, my lords, the states of Christendom, - Mov'd with remorse of these outrageous broils, - Have earnestly implor'd a general peace - Betwixt our nation and the aspiring French; - And here at hand the Dauphin and his train - Approacheth, to confer about some matter. - YORK. Is all our travail turn'd to this effect? - After the slaughter of so many peers, - So many captains, gentlemen, and soldiers, - That in this quarrel have been overthrown - And sold their bodies for their country's benefit, - Shall we at last conclude effeminate peace? - Have we not lost most part of all the towns, - By treason, falsehood, and by treachery, - Our great progenitors had conquered? - O Warwick, Warwick! I foresee with grief - The utter loss of all the realm of France. - WARWICK. Be patient, York. If we conclude a peace, - It shall be with such strict and severe covenants - As little shall the Frenchmen gain thereby. - - Enter CHARLES, ALENCON, BASTARD, REIGNIER, and others - - CHARLES. Since, lords of England, it is thus agreed - That peaceful truce shall be proclaim'd in France, - We come to be informed by yourselves - What the conditions of that league must be. - YORK. Speak, Winchester; for boiling choler chokes - The hollow passage of my poison'd voice, - By sight of these our baleful enemies. - CARDINAL. Charles, and the rest, it is enacted thus: - That, in regard King Henry gives consent, - Of mere compassion and of lenity, - To ease your country of distressful war, - An suffer you to breathe in fruitful peace, - You shall become true liegemen to his crown; - And, Charles, upon condition thou wilt swear - To pay him tribute and submit thyself, - Thou shalt be plac'd as viceroy under him, - And still enjoy thy regal dignity. - ALENCON. Must he be then as shadow of himself? - Adorn his temples with a coronet - And yet, in substance and authority, - Retain but privilege of a private man? - This proffer is absurd and reasonless. - CHARLES. 'Tis known already that I am possess'd - With more than half the Gallian territories, - And therein reverenc'd for their lawful king. - Shall I, for lucre of the rest unvanquish'd, - Detract so much from that prerogative - As to be call'd but viceroy of the whole? - No, Lord Ambassador; I'll rather keep - That which I have than, coveting for more, - Be cast from possibility of all. - YORK. Insulting Charles! Hast thou by secret means - Us'd intercession to obtain a league, - And now the matter grows to compromise - Stand'st thou aloof upon comparison? - Either accept the title thou usurp'st, - Of benefit proceeding from our king - And not of any challenge of desert, - Or we will plague thee with incessant wars. - REIGNIER. [To CHARLES] My lord, you do not well in - obstinacy - To cavil in the course of this contract. - If once it be neglected, ten to one - We shall not find like opportunity. - ALENCON. [To CHARLES] To say the truth, it is your policy - To save your subjects from such massacre - And ruthless slaughters as are daily seen - By our proceeding in hostility; - And therefore take this compact of a truce, - Although you break it when your pleasure serves. - WARWICK. How say'st thou, Charles? Shall our condition - stand? - CHARLES. It shall; - Only reserv'd, you claim no interest - In any of our towns of garrison. - YORK. Then swear allegiance to his Majesty: - As thou art knight, never to disobey - Nor be rebellious to the crown of England - Thou, nor thy nobles, to the crown of England. - [CHARLES and the rest give tokens of fealty] - So, now dismiss your army when ye please; - Hang up your ensigns, let your drums be still, - For here we entertain a solemn peace. Exeunt - - - - - SCENE 5. - - London. The palace - - Enter SUFFOLK, in conference with the KING, - GLOUCESTER and EXETER - - KING HENRY. Your wondrous rare description, noble Earl, - Of beauteous Margaret hath astonish'd me. - Her virtues, graced with external gifts, - Do breed love's settled passions in my heart; - And like as rigour of tempestuous gusts - Provokes the mightiest hulk against the tide, - So am I driven by breath of her renown - Either to suffer shipwreck or arrive - Where I may have fruition of her love. - SUFFOLK. Tush, my good lord! This superficial tale - Is but a preface of her worthy praise. - The chief perfections of that lovely dame, - Had I sufficient skill to utter them, - Would make a volume of enticing lines, - Able to ravish any dull conceit; - And, which is more, she is not so divine, - So full-replete with choice of all delights, - But with as humble lowliness of mind - She is content to be at your command - Command, I mean, of virtuous intents, - To love and honour Henry as her lord. - KING HENRY. And otherwise will Henry ne'er presume. - Therefore, my Lord Protector, give consent - That Margaret may be England's royal Queen. - GLOUCESTER. So should I give consent to flatter sin. - You know, my lord, your Highness is betroth'd - Unto another lady of esteem. - How shall we then dispense with that contract, - And not deface your honour with reproach? - SUFFOLK. As doth a ruler with unlawful oaths; - Or one that at a triumph, having vow'd - To try his strength, forsaketh yet the lists - By reason of his adversary's odds: - A poor earl's daughter is unequal odds, - And therefore may be broke without offence. - GLOUCESTER. Why, what, I pray, is Margaret more than - that? - Her father is no better than an earl, - Although in glorious titles he excel. - SUFFOLK. Yes, my lord, her father is a king, - The King of Naples and Jerusalem; - And of such great authority in France - As his alliance will confirm our peace, - And keep the Frenchmen in allegiance. - GLOUCESTER. And so the Earl of Armagnac may do, - Because he is near kinsman unto Charles. - EXETER. Beside, his wealth doth warrant a liberal dower; - Where Reignier sooner will receive than give. - SUFFOLK. A dow'r, my lords! Disgrace not so your king, - That he should be so abject, base, and poor, - To choose for wealth and not for perfect love. - Henry is able to enrich his queen, - And not to seek a queen to make him rich. - So worthless peasants bargain for their wives, - As market-men for oxen, sheep, or horse. - Marriage is a matter of more worth - Than to be dealt in by attorneyship; - Not whom we will, but whom his Grace affects, - Must be companion of his nuptial bed. - And therefore, lords, since he affects her most, - It most of all these reasons bindeth us - In our opinions she should be preferr'd; - For what is wedlock forced but a hell, - An age of discord and continual strife? - Whereas the contrary bringeth bliss, - And is a pattern of celestial peace. - Whom should we match with Henry, being a king, - But Margaret, that is daughter to a king? - Her peerless feature, joined with her birth, - Approves her fit for none but for a king; - Her valiant courage and undaunted spirit, - More than in women commonly is seen, - Will answer our hope in issue of a king; - For Henry, son unto a conqueror, - Is likely to beget more conquerors, - If with a lady of so high resolve - As is fair Margaret he be link'd in love. - Then yield, my lords; and here conclude with me - That Margaret shall be Queen, and none but she. - KING HENRY. Whether it be through force of your report, - My noble Lord of Suffolk, or for that - My tender youth was never yet attaint - With any passion of inflaming love, - I cannot tell; but this I am assur'd, - I feel such sharp dissension in my breast, - Such fierce alarums both of hope and fear, - As I am sick with working of my thoughts. - Take therefore shipping; post, my lord, to France; - Agree to any covenants; and procure - That Lady Margaret do vouchsafe to come - To cross the seas to England, and be crown'd - King Henry's faithful and anointed queen. - For your expenses and sufficient charge, - Among the people gather up a tenth. - Be gone, I say; for till you do return - I rest perplexed with a thousand cares. - And you, good uncle, banish all offence: - If you do censure me by what you were, - Not what you are, I know it will excuse - This sudden execution of my will. - And so conduct me where, from company, - I may revolve and ruminate my grief. Exit - GLOUCESTER. Ay, grief, I fear me, both at first and last. - Exeunt GLOUCESTER and EXETER - SUFFOLK. Thus Suffolk hath prevail'd; and thus he goes, - As did the youthful Paris once to Greece, - With hope to find the like event in love - But prosper better than the Troyan did. - Margaret shall now be Queen, and rule the King; - But I will rule both her, the King, and realm. Exit - - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1591 - -THE SECOND PART OF KING HENRY THE SIXTH - -by William Shakespeare - - - -Dramatis Personae - - KING HENRY THE SIXTH - HUMPHREY, DUKE OF GLOUCESTER, his uncle - CARDINAL BEAUFORT, BISHOP OF WINCHESTER, great-uncle to the King - RICHARD PLANTAGENET, DUKE OF YORK - EDWARD and RICHARD, his sons - DUKE OF SOMERSET - DUKE OF SUFFOLK - DUKE OF BUCKINGHAM - LORD CLIFFORD - YOUNG CLIFFORD, his son - EARL OF SALISBURY - EARL OF WARWICK - LORD SCALES - LORD SAY - SIR HUMPHREY STAFFORD - WILLIAM STAFFORD, his brother - SIR JOHN STANLEY - VAUX - MATTHEW GOFFE - A LIEUTENANT, a SHIPMASTER, a MASTER'S MATE, and WALTER WHITMORE - TWO GENTLEMEN, prisoners with Suffolk - JOHN HUME and JOHN SOUTHWELL, two priests - ROGER BOLINGBROKE, a conjurer - A SPIRIT raised by him - THOMAS HORNER, an armourer - PETER, his man - CLERK OF CHATHAM - MAYOR OF SAINT ALBANS - SAUNDER SIMPCOX, an impostor - ALEXANDER IDEN, a Kentish gentleman - JACK CADE, a rebel - GEORGE BEVIS, JOHN HOLLAND, DICK THE BUTCHER, SMITH THE WEAVER, - MICHAEL, &c., followers of Cade - TWO MURDERERS - - MARGARET, Queen to King Henry - ELEANOR, Duchess of Gloucester - MARGERY JOURDAIN, a witch - WIFE to SIMPCOX - - Lords, Ladies, and Attendants; Petitioners, Aldermen, a Herald, - a Beadle, a Sheriff, Officers, Citizens, Prentices, Falconers, - Guards, Soldiers, Messengers, &c. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -England - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -London. The palace - -Flourish of trumpets; then hautboys. Enter the KING, DUKE HUMPHREY -OF GLOUCESTER, SALISBURY, WARWICK, and CARDINAL BEAUFORT, on the one side; -the QUEEN, SUFFOLK, YORK, SOMERSET, and BUCKINGHAM, on the other - - SUFFOLK. As by your high imperial Majesty - I had in charge at my depart for France, - As procurator to your Excellence, - To marry Princess Margaret for your Grace; - So, in the famous ancient city Tours, - In presence of the Kings of France and Sicil, - The Dukes of Orleans, Calaber, Bretagne, and Alencon, - Seven earls, twelve barons, and twenty reverend bishops, - I have perform'd my task, and was espous'd; - And humbly now upon my bended knee, - In sight of England and her lordly peers, - Deliver up my title in the Queen - To your most gracious hands, that are the substance - Of that great shadow I did represent: - The happiest gift that ever marquis gave, - The fairest queen that ever king receiv'd. - KING HENRY. Suffolk, arise. Welcome, Queen Margaret: - I can express no kinder sign of love - Than this kind kiss. O Lord, that lends me life, - Lend me a heart replete with thankfulness! - For thou hast given me in this beauteous face - A world of earthly blessings to my soul, - If sympathy of love unite our thoughts. - QUEEN. Great King of England, and my gracious lord, - The mutual conference that my mind hath had, - By day, by night, waking and in my dreams, - In courtly company or at my beads, - With you, mine alder-liefest sovereign, - Makes me the bolder to salute my king - With ruder terms, such as my wit affords - And over-joy of heart doth minister. - KING HENRY. Her sight did ravish, but her grace in speech, - Her words y-clad with wisdom's majesty, - Makes me from wond'ring fall to weeping joys, - Such is the fulness of my heart's content. - Lords, with one cheerful voice welcome my love. - ALL. [Kneeling] Long live Queen Margaret, England's happiness! - QUEEN. We thank you all. [Flourish] - SUFFOLK. My Lord Protector, so it please your Grace, - Here are the articles of contracted peace - Between our sovereign and the French King Charles, - For eighteen months concluded by consent. - GLOUCESTER. [Reads] 'Imprimis: It is agreed between the French King - Charles and William de la Pole, Marquess of Suffolk, ambassador - for Henry King of England, that the said Henry shall espouse the - Lady Margaret, daughter unto Reignier King of Naples, Sicilia, - and Jerusalem, and crown her Queen of England ere the thirtieth - of May next ensuing. - Item: That the duchy of Anjou and the county of Maine shall be - released and delivered to the King her father'- - [Lets the paper fall] - KING HENRY. Uncle, how now! - GLOUCESTER. Pardon me, gracious lord; - Some sudden qualm hath struck me at the heart, - And dimm'd mine eyes, that I can read no further. - KING HENRY. Uncle of Winchester, I pray read on. - CARDINAL. [Reads] 'Item: It is further agreed between them that the - duchies of Anjou and Maine shall be released and delivered over - to the King her father, and she sent over of the King of - England's own proper cost and charges, without having any dowry.' - KING HENRY. They please us well. Lord Marquess, kneel down. - We here create thee the first Duke of Suffolk, - And girt thee with the sword. Cousin of York, - We here discharge your Grace from being Regent - I' th' parts of France, till term of eighteen months - Be full expir'd. Thanks, uncle Winchester, - Gloucester, York, Buckingham, Somerset, - Salisbury, and Warwick; - We thank you all for this great favour done - In entertainment to my princely queen. - Come, let us in, and with all speed provide - To see her coronation be perform'd. - Exeunt KING, QUEEN, and SUFFOLK - GLOUCESTER. Brave peers of England, pillars of the state, - To you Duke Humphrey must unload his grief - Your grief, the common grief of all the land. - What! did my brother Henry spend his youth, - His valour, coin, and people, in the wars? - Did he so often lodge in open field, - In winter's cold and summer's parching heat, - To conquer France, his true inheritance? - And did my brother Bedford toil his wits - To keep by policy what Henry got? - Have you yourselves, Somerset, Buckingham, - Brave York, Salisbury, and victorious Warwick, - Receiv'd deep scars in France and Normandy? - Or hath mine uncle Beaufort and myself, - With all the learned Council of the realm, - Studied so long, sat in the Council House - Early and late, debating to and fro - How France and Frenchmen might be kept in awe? - And had his Highness in his infancy - Crowned in Paris, in despite of foes? - And shall these labours and these honours die? - Shall Henry's conquest, Bedford's vigilance, - Your deeds of war, and all our counsel die? - O peers of England, shameful is this league! - Fatal this marriage, cancelling your fame, - Blotting your names from books of memory, - Razing the characters of your renown, - Defacing monuments of conquer'd France, - Undoing all, as all had never been! - CARDINAL. Nephew, what means this passionate discourse, - This peroration with such circumstance? - For France, 'tis ours; and we will keep it still. - GLOUCESTER. Ay, uncle, we will keep it if we can; - But now it is impossible we should. - Suffolk, the new-made duke that rules the roast, - Hath given the duchy of Anjou and Maine - Unto the poor King Reignier, whose large style - Agrees not with the leanness of his purse. - SALISBURY. Now, by the death of Him that died for all, - These counties were the keys of Normandy! - But wherefore weeps Warwick, my valiant son? - WARWICK. For grief that they are past recovery; - For were there hope to conquer them again - My sword should shed hot blood, mine eyes no tears. - Anjou and Maine! myself did win them both; - Those provinces these arms of mine did conquer; - And are the cities that I got with wounds - Deliver'd up again with peaceful words? - Mort Dieu! - YORK. For Suffolk's duke, may he be suffocate, - That dims the honour of this warlike isle! - France should have torn and rent my very heart - Before I would have yielded to this league. - I never read but England's kings have had - Large sums of gold and dowries with their wives; - And our King Henry gives away his own - To match with her that brings no vantages. - GLOUCESTER. A proper jest, and never heard before, - That Suffolk should demand a whole fifteenth - For costs and charges in transporting her! - She should have stay'd in France, and starv'd in France, - Before- - CARDINAL. My Lord of Gloucester, now ye grow too hot: - It was the pleasure of my lord the King. - GLOUCESTER. My Lord of Winchester, I know your mind; - 'Tis not my speeches that you do mislike, - But 'tis my presence that doth trouble ye. - Rancour will out: proud prelate, in thy face - I see thy fury; if I longer stay - We shall begin our ancient bickerings. - Lordings, farewell; and say, when I am gone, - I prophesied France will be lost ere long. Exit - CARDINAL. So, there goes our Protector in a rage. - 'Tis known to you he is mine enemy; - Nay, more, an enemy unto you all, - And no great friend, I fear me, to the King. - Consider, lords, he is the next of blood - And heir apparent to the English crown. - Had Henry got an empire by his marriage - And all the wealthy kingdoms of the west, - There's reason he should be displeas'd at it. - Look to it, lords; let not his smoothing words - Bewitch your hearts; be wise and circumspect. - What though the common people favour him, - Calling him 'Humphrey, the good Duke of Gloucester,' - Clapping their hands, and crying with loud voice - 'Jesu maintain your royal excellence!' - With 'God preserve the good Duke Humphrey!' - I fear me, lords, for all this flattering gloss, - He will be found a dangerous Protector. - BUCKINGHAM. Why should he then protect our sovereign, - He being of age to govern of himself? - Cousin of Somerset, join you with me, - And all together, with the Duke of Suffolk, - We'll quickly hoise Duke Humphrey from his seat. - CARDINAL. This weighty business will not brook delay; - I'll to the Duke of Suffolk presently. Exit - SOMERSET. Cousin of Buckingham, though Humphrey's pride - And greatness of his place be grief to us, - Yet let us watch the haughty cardinal; - His insolence is more intolerable - Than all the princes in the land beside; - If Gloucester be displac'd, he'll be Protector. - BUCKINGHAM. Or thou or I, Somerset, will be Protector, - Despite Duke Humphrey or the Cardinal. - Exeunt BUCKINGHAM and SOMERSET - SALISBURY. Pride went before, ambition follows him. - While these do labour for their own preferment, - Behoves it us to labour for the realm. - I never saw but Humphrey Duke of Gloucester - Did bear him like a noble gentleman. - Oft have I seen the haughty Cardinal- - More like a soldier than a man o' th' church, - As stout and proud as he were lord of all- - Swear like a ruffian and demean himself - Unlike the ruler of a commonweal. - Warwick my son, the comfort of my age, - Thy deeds, thy plainness, and thy housekeeping, - Hath won the greatest favour of the commons, - Excepting none but good Duke Humphrey. - And, brother York, thy acts in Ireland, - In bringing them to civil discipline, - Thy late exploits done in the heart of France - When thou wert Regent for our sovereign, - Have made thee fear'd and honour'd of the people: - Join we together for the public good, - In what we can, to bridle and suppress - The pride of Suffolk and the Cardinal, - With Somerset's and Buckingham's ambition; - And, as we may, cherish Duke Humphrey's deeds - While they do tend the profit of the land. - WARWICK. So God help Warwick, as he loves the land - And common profit of his country! - YORK. And so says York- [Aside] for he hath greatest cause. - SALISBURY. Then let's make haste away and look unto the main. - WARWICK. Unto the main! O father, Maine is lost- - That Maine which by main force Warwick did win, - And would have kept so long as breath did last. - Main chance, father, you meant; but I meant Maine, - Which I will win from France, or else be slain. - Exeunt WARWICK and SALISBURY - YORK. Anjou and Maine are given to the French; - Paris is lost; the state of Normandy - Stands on a tickle point now they are gone. - Suffolk concluded on the articles; - The peers agreed; and Henry was well pleas'd - To changes two dukedoms for a duke's fair daughter. - I cannot blame them all: what is't to them? - 'Tis thine they give away, and not their own. - Pirates may make cheap pennyworths of their pillage, - And purchase friends, and give to courtezans, - Still revelling like lords till all be gone; - While as the silly owner of the goods - Weeps over them and wrings his hapless hands - And shakes his head and trembling stands aloof, - While all is shar'd and all is borne away, - Ready to starve and dare not touch his own. - So York must sit and fret and bite his tongue, - While his own lands are bargain'd for and sold. - Methinks the realms of England, France, and Ireland, - Bear that proportion to my flesh and blood - As did the fatal brand Althaea burnt - Unto the prince's heart of Calydon. - Anjou and Maine both given unto the French! - Cold news for me, for I had hope of France, - Even as I have of fertile England's soil. - A day will come when York shall claim his own; - And therefore I will take the Nevils' parts, - And make a show of love to proud Duke Humphrey, - And when I spy advantage, claim the crown, - For that's the golden mark I seek to hit. - Nor shall proud Lancaster usurp my right, - Nor hold the sceptre in his childish fist, - Nor wear the diadem upon his head, - Whose church-like humours fits not for a crown. - Then, York, be still awhile, till time do serve; - Watch thou and wake, when others be asleep, - To pry into the secrets of the state; - Till Henry, surfeiting in joys of love - With his new bride and England's dear-bought queen, - And Humphrey with the peers be fall'n at jars; - Then will I raise aloft the milk-white rose, - With whose sweet smell the air shall be perfum'd, - And in my standard bear the arms of York, - To grapple with the house of Lancaster; - And force perforce I'll make him yield the crown, - Whose bookish rule hath pull'd fair England down. Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -The DUKE OF GLOUCESTER'S house - -Enter DUKE and his wife ELEANOR - - DUCHESS. Why droops my lord, like over-ripen'd corn - Hanging the head at Ceres' plenteous load? - Why doth the great Duke Humphrey knit his brows, - As frowning at the favours of the world? - Why are thine eyes fix'd to the sullen earth, - Gazing on that which seems to dim thy sight? - What see'st thou there? King Henry's diadem, - Enchas'd with all the honours of the world? - If so, gaze on, and grovel on thy face - Until thy head be circled with the same. - Put forth thy hand, reach at the glorious gold. - What, is't too short? I'll lengthen it with mine; - And having both together heav'd it up, - We'll both together lift our heads to heaven, - And never more abase our sight so low - As to vouchsafe one glance unto the ground. - GLOUCESTER. O Nell, sweet Nell, if thou dost love thy lord, - Banish the canker of ambitious thoughts! - And may that thought, when I imagine ill - Against my king and nephew, virtuous Henry, - Be my last breathing in this mortal world! - My troublous dreams this night doth make me sad. - DUCHESS. What dream'd my lord? Tell me, and I'll requite it - With sweet rehearsal of my morning's dream. - GLOUCESTER. Methought this staff, mine office-badge in court, - Was broke in twain; by whom I have forgot, - But, as I think, it was by th' Cardinal; - And on the pieces of the broken wand - Were plac'd the heads of Edmund Duke of Somerset - And William de la Pole, first Duke of Suffolk. - This was my dream; what it doth bode God knows. - DUCHESS. Tut, this was nothing but an argument - That he that breaks a stick of Gloucester's grove - Shall lose his head for his presumption. - But list to me, my Humphrey, my sweet Duke: - Methought I sat in seat of majesty - In the cathedral church of Westminster, - And in that chair where kings and queens were crown'd; - Where Henry and Dame Margaret kneel'd to me, - And on my head did set the diadem. - GLOUCESTER. Nay, Eleanor, then must I chide outright. - Presumptuous dame, ill-nurtur'd Eleanor! - Art thou not second woman in the realm, - And the Protector's wife, belov'd of him? - Hast thou not worldly pleasure at command - Above the reach or compass of thy thought? - And wilt thou still be hammering treachery - To tumble down thy husband and thyself - From top of honour to disgrace's feet? - Away from me, and let me hear no more! - DUCHESS. What, what, my lord! Are you so choleric - With Eleanor for telling but her dream? - Next time I'll keep my dreams unto myself - And not be check'd. - GLOUCESTER. Nay, be not angry; I am pleas'd again. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. My Lord Protector, 'tis his Highness' pleasure - You do prepare to ride unto Saint Albans, - Where as the King and Queen do mean to hawk. - GLOUCESTER. I go. Come, Nell, thou wilt ride with us? - DUCHESS. Yes, my good lord, I'll follow presently. - Exeunt GLOUCESTER and MESSENGER - Follow I must; I cannot go before, - While Gloucester bears this base and humble mind. - Were I a man, a duke, and next of blood, - I would remove these tedious stumbling-blocks - And smooth my way upon their headless necks; - And, being a woman, I will not be slack - To play my part in Fortune's pageant. - Where are you there, Sir John? Nay, fear not, man, - We are alone; here's none but thee and I. - - Enter HUME - - HUME. Jesus preserve your royal Majesty! - DUCHESS. What say'st thou? Majesty! I am but Grace. - HUME. But, by the grace of God and Hume's advice, - Your Grace's title shall be multiplied. - DUCHESS. What say'st thou, man? Hast thou as yet conferr'd - With Margery Jourdain, the cunning witch of Eie, - With Roger Bolingbroke, the conjurer? - And will they undertake to do me good? - HUME. This they have promised, to show your Highness - A spirit rais'd from depth of underground - That shall make answer to such questions - As by your Grace shall be propounded him - DUCHESS. It is enough; I'll think upon the questions; - When from Saint Albans we do make return - We'll see these things effected to the full. - Here, Hume, take this reward; make merry, man, - With thy confederates in this weighty cause. Exit - HUME. Hume must make merry with the Duchess' gold; - Marry, and shall. But, how now, Sir John Hume! - Seal up your lips and give no words but mum: - The business asketh silent secrecy. - Dame Eleanor gives gold to bring the witch: - Gold cannot come amiss were she a devil. - Yet have I gold flies from another coast- - I dare not say from the rich Cardinal, - And from the great and new-made Duke of Suffolk; - Yet I do find it so; for, to be plain, - They, knowing Dame Eleanor's aspiring humour, - Have hired me to undermine the Duchess, - And buzz these conjurations in her brain. - They say 'A crafty knave does need no broker'; - Yet am I Suffolk and the Cardinal's broker. - Hume, if you take not heed, you shall go near - To call them both a pair of crafty knaves. - Well, so its stands; and thus, I fear, at last - Hume's knavery will be the Duchess' wreck, - And her attainture will be Humphrey's fall - Sort how it will, I shall have gold for all. Exit - - - - -SCENE III. -London. The palace - -Enter three or four PETITIONERS, PETER, the Armourer's man, being one - - FIRST PETITIONER. My masters, let's stand close; my Lord Protector - will come this way by and by, and then we may deliver our - supplications in the quill. - SECOND PETITIONER. Marry, the Lord protect him, for he's a good - man, Jesu bless him! - - Enter SUFFOLK and QUEEN - - FIRST PETITIONER. Here 'a comes, methinks, and the Queen with him. - I'll be the first, sure. - SECOND PETITIONER. Come back, fool; this is the Duke of Suffolk and - not my Lord Protector. - SUFFOLK. How now, fellow! Wouldst anything with me? - FIRST PETITIONER. I pray, my lord, pardon me; I took ye for my Lord - Protector. - QUEEN. [Reads] 'To my Lord Protector!' Are your supplications to - his lordship? Let me see them. What is thine? - FIRST PETITIONER. Mine is, an't please your Grace, against John - Goodman, my Lord Cardinal's man, for keeping my house and lands, - and wife and all, from me. - SUFFOLK. Thy wife too! That's some wrong indeed. What's yours? - What's here! [Reads] 'Against the Duke of Suffolk, for enclosing - the commons of Melford.' How now, sir knave! - SECOND PETITIONER. Alas, sir, I am but a poor petitioner of our - whole township. - PETER. [Presenting his petition] Against my master, Thomas Horner, - for saying that the Duke of York was rightful heir to the crown. - QUEEN. What say'st thou? Did the Duke of York say he was rightful - heir to the crown? - PETER. That my master was? No, forsooth. My master said that he - was, and that the King was an usurper. - SUFFOLK. Who is there? [Enter servant] Take this fellow in, and - send for his master with a pursuivant presently. We'll hear more - of your matter before the King. - Exit servant with PETER - QUEEN. And as for you, that love to be protected - Under the wings of our Protector's grace, - Begin your suits anew, and sue to him. - [Tears the supplications] - Away, base cullions! Suffolk, let them go. - ALL. Come, let's be gone. Exeunt - QUEEN. My Lord of Suffolk, say, is this the guise, - Is this the fashions in the court of England? - Is this the government of Britain's isle, - And this the royalty of Albion's king? - What, shall King Henry be a pupil still, - Under the surly Gloucester's governance? - Am I a queen in title and in style, - And must be made a subject to a duke? - I tell thee, Pole, when in the city Tours - Thou ran'st a tilt in honour of my love - And stol'st away the ladies' hearts of France, - I thought King Henry had resembled thee - In courage, courtship, and proportion; - But all his mind is bent to holiness, - To number Ave-Maries on his beads; - His champions are the prophets and apostles; - His weapons, holy saws of sacred writ; - His study is his tilt-yard, and his loves - Are brazen images of canonized saints. - I would the college of the Cardinals - Would choose him Pope, and carry him to Rome, - And set the triple crown upon his head; - That were a state fit for his holiness. - SUFFOLK. Madam, be patient. As I was cause - Your Highness came to England, so will I - In England work your Grace's full content. - QUEEN. Beside the haughty Protector, have we Beaufort - The imperious churchman; Somerset, Buckingham, - And grumbling York; and not the least of these - But can do more in England than the King. - SUFFOLK. And he of these that can do most of all - Cannot do more in England than the Nevils; - Salisbury and Warwick are no simple peers. - QUEEN. Not all these lords do vex me half so much - As that proud dame, the Lord Protector's wife. - She sweeps it through the court with troops of ladies, - More like an empress than Duke Humphrey's wife. - Strangers in court do take her for the Queen. - She bears a duke's revenues on her back, - And in her heart she scorns our poverty; - Shall I not live to be aveng'd on her? - Contemptuous base-born callet as she is, - She vaunted 'mongst her minions t' other day - The very train of her worst wearing gown - Was better worth than all my father's lands, - Till Suffolk gave two dukedoms for his daughter. - SUFFOLK. Madam, myself have lim'd a bush for her, - And plac'd a quire of such enticing birds - That she will light to listen to the lays, - And never mount to trouble you again. - So, let her rest. And, madam, list to me, - For I am bold to counsel you in this: - Although we fancy not the Cardinal, - Yet must we join with him and with the lords, - Till we have brought Duke Humphrey in disgrace. - As for the Duke of York, this late complaint - Will make but little for his benefit. - So one by one we'll weed them all at last, - And you yourself shall steer the happy helm. - - Sound a sennet. Enter the KING, DUKE HUMPHREY, - CARDINAL BEAUFORT, BUCKINGHAM, YORK, SOMERSET, SALISBURY, - WARWICK, and the DUCHESS OF GLOUCESTER - - KING HENRY. For my part, noble lords, I care not which: - Or Somerset or York, all's one to me. - YORK. If York have ill demean'd himself in France, - Then let him be denay'd the regentship. - SOMERSET. If Somerset be unworthy of the place, - Let York be Regent; I will yield to him. - WARWICK. Whether your Grace be worthy, yea or no, - Dispute not that; York is the worthier. - CARDINAL. Ambitious Warwick, let thy betters speak. - WARWICK. The Cardinal's not my better in the field. - BUCKINGHAM. All in this presence are thy betters, Warwick. - WARWICK. Warwick may live to be the best of all. - SALISBURY. Peace, son! And show some reason, Buckingham, - Why Somerset should be preferr'd in this. - QUEEN. Because the King, forsooth, will have it so. - GLOUCESTER. Madam, the King is old enough himself - To give his censure. These are no women's matters. - QUEEN. If he be old enough, what needs your Grace - To be Protector of his Excellence? - GLOUCESTER. Madam, I am Protector of the realm; - And at his pleasure will resign my place. - SUFFOLK. Resign it then, and leave thine insolence. - Since thou wert king- as who is king but thou?- - The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack, - The Dauphin hath prevail'd beyond the seas, - And all the peers and nobles of the realm - Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty. - CARDINAL. The commons hast thou rack'd; the clergy's bags - Are lank and lean with thy extortions. - SOMERSET. Thy sumptuous buildings and thy wife's attire - Have cost a mass of public treasury. - BUCKINGHAM. Thy cruelty in execution - Upon offenders hath exceeded law, - And left thee to the mercy of the law. - QUEEN. Thy sale of offices and towns in France, - If they were known, as the suspect is great, - Would make thee quickly hop without thy head. - Exit GLOUCESTER. The QUEEN drops QUEEN her fan - Give me my fan. What, minion, can ye not? - [She gives the DUCHESS a box on the ear] - I cry your mercy, madam; was it you? - DUCHESS. Was't I? Yea, I it was, proud Frenchwoman. - Could I come near your beauty with my nails, - I could set my ten commandments in your face. - KING HENRY. Sweet aunt, be quiet; 'twas against her will. - DUCHESS. Against her will, good King? Look to 't in time; - She'll hamper thee and dandle thee like a baby. - Though in this place most master wear no breeches, - She shall not strike Dame Eleanor unreveng'd. Exit - BUCKINGHAM. Lord Cardinal, I will follow Eleanor, - And listen after Humphrey, how he proceeds. - She's tickled now; her fume needs no spurs, - She'll gallop far enough to her destruction. Exit - - Re-enter GLOUCESTER - - GLOUCESTER. Now, lords, my choler being overblown - With walking once about the quadrangle, - I come to talk of commonwealth affairs. - As for your spiteful false objections, - Prove them, and I lie open to the law; - But God in mercy so deal with my soul - As I in duty love my king and country! - But to the matter that we have in hand: - I say, my sovereign, York is meetest man - To be your Regent in the realm of France. - SUFFOLK. Before we make election, give me leave - To show some reason, of no little force, - That York is most unmeet of any man. - YORK. I'll tell thee, Suffolk, why I am unmeet: - First, for I cannot flatter thee in pride; - Next, if I be appointed for the place, - My Lord of Somerset will keep me here - Without discharge, money, or furniture, - Till France be won into the Dauphin's hands. - Last time I danc'd attendance on his will - Till Paris was besieg'd, famish'd, and lost. - WARWICK. That can I witness; and a fouler fact - Did never traitor in the land commit. - SUFFOLK. Peace, headstrong Warwick! - WARWICK. Image of pride, why should I hold my peace? - - Enter HORNER, the Armourer, and his man PETER, guarded - - SUFFOLK. Because here is a man accus'd of treason: - Pray God the Duke of York excuse himself! - YORK. Doth any one accuse York for a traitor? - KING HENRY. What mean'st thou, Suffolk? Tell me, what are these? - SUFFOLK. Please it your Majesty, this is the man - That doth accuse his master of high treason; - His words were these: that Richard Duke of York - Was rightful heir unto the English crown, - And that your Majesty was an usurper. - KING HENRY. Say, man, were these thy words? - HORNER. An't shall please your Majesty, I never said nor thought - any such matter. God is my witness, I am falsely accus'd by the - villain. - PETER. [Holding up his hands] By these ten bones, my lords, he did - speak them to me in the garret one night, as we were scouring my - Lord of York's armour. - YORK. Base dunghill villain and mechanical, - I'll have thy head for this thy traitor's speech. - I do beseech your royal Majesty, - Let him have all the rigour of the law. - HORNER`. Alas, my lord, hang me if ever I spake the words. My - accuser is my prentice; and when I did correct him for his fault - the other day, he did vow upon his knees he would be even with - me. I have good witness of this; therefore I beseech your - Majesty, do not cast away an honest man for a villain's - accusation. - KING HENRY. Uncle, what shall we say to this in law? - GLOUCESTER. This doom, my lord, if I may judge: - Let Somerset be Regent o'er the French, - Because in York this breeds suspicion; - And let these have a day appointed them - For single combat in convenient place, - For he hath witness of his servant's malice. - This is the law, and this Duke Humphrey's doom. - SOMERSET. I humbly thank your royal Majesty. - HORNER. And I accept the combat willingly. - PETER. Alas, my lord, I cannot fight; for God's sake, pity my case! - The spite of man prevaileth against me. O Lord, have mercy upon - me, I shall never be able to fight a blow! O Lord, my heart! - GLOUCESTER. Sirrah, or you must fight or else be hang'd. - KING HENRY. Away with them to prison; and the day of combat shall - be the last of the next month. - Come, Somerset, we'll see thee sent away. Flourish. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -London. The DUKE OF GLOUCESTER'S garden - -Enter MARGERY JOURDAIN, the witch; the two priests, HUME and SOUTHWELL; -and BOLINGBROKE - - HUME. Come, my masters; the Duchess, I tell you, expects - performance of your promises. - BOLINGBROKE. Master Hume, we are therefore provided; will her - ladyship behold and hear our exorcisms? - HUME. Ay, what else? Fear you not her courage. - BOLINGBROKE. I have heard her reported to be a woman of an - invincible spirit; but it shall be convenient, Master Hume, that - you be by her aloft while we be busy below; and so I pray you go, - in God's name, and leave us. [Exit HUME] Mother Jourdain, be you - prostrate and grovel on the earth; John Southwell, read you; and - let us to our work. - - Enter DUCHESS aloft, followed by HUME - - DUCHESS. Well said, my masters; and welcome all. To this gear, the - sooner the better. - BOLINGBROKE. Patience, good lady; wizards know their times: - Deep night, dark night, the silent of the night, - The time of night when Troy was set on fire; - The time when screech-owls cry and ban-dogs howl, - And spirits walk and ghosts break up their graves- - That time best fits the work we have in hand. - Madam, sit you, and fear not: whom we raise - We will make fast within a hallow'd verge. - - [Here they do the ceremonies belonging, and make the circle; - BOLINGBROKE or SOUTHWELL reads: 'Conjuro te,' &c. - It thunders and lightens terribly; then the SPIRIT riseth] - - SPIRIT. Adsum. - MARGERY JOURDAIN. Asmath, - By the eternal God, whose name and power - Thou tremblest at, answer that I shall ask; - For till thou speak thou shalt not pass from hence. - SPIRIT. Ask what thou wilt; that I had said and done. - BOLINGBROKE. [Reads] 'First of the king: what shall of him become?' - SPIRIT. The Duke yet lives that Henry shall depose; - But him outlive, and die a violent death. - [As the SPIRIT speaks, SOUTHWELL writes the answer] - BOLINGBROKE. 'What fates await the Duke of Suffolk?' - SPIRIT. By water shall he die and take his end. - BOLINGBROKE. 'What shall befall the Duke of Somerset?' - SPIRIT. Let him shun castles: - Safer shall he be upon the sandy plains - Than where castles mounted stand. - Have done, for more I hardly can endure. - BOLINGBROKE. Descend to darkness and the burning lake; - False fiend, avoid! Thunder and lightning. Exit SPIRIT - - Enter the DUKE OF YORK and the DUKE OF - BUCKINGHAM with guard, and break in - - YORK. Lay hands upon these traitors and their trash. - Beldam, I think we watch'd you at an inch. - What, madam, are you there? The King and commonweal - Are deeply indebted for this piece of pains; - My Lord Protector will, I doubt it not, - See you well guerdon'd for these good deserts. - DUCHESS. Not half so bad as thine to England's king, - Injurious Duke, that threatest where's no cause. - BUCKINGHAM. True, madam, none at all. What can you this? - Away with them! let them be clapp'd up close, - And kept asunder. You, madam, shall with us. - Stafford, take her to thee. - We'll see your trinkets here all forthcoming. - All, away! - Exeunt, above, DUCHESS and HUME, guarded; below, - WITCH, SOUTHWELL and BOLINGBROKE, guarded - YORK. Lord Buckingham, methinks you watch'd her well. - A pretty plot, well chosen to build upon! - Now, pray, my lord, let's see the devil's writ. - What have we here? [Reads] - 'The duke yet lives that Henry shall depose; - But him outlive, and die a violent death.' - Why, this is just - 'Aio te, Aeacida, Romanos vincere posse.' - Well, to the rest: - 'Tell me what fate awaits the Duke of Suffolk?' - 'By water shall he die and take his end.' - 'What shall betide the Duke of Somerset?' - 'Let him shun castles; - Safer shall he be upon the sandy plains - Than where castles mounted stand.' - Come, come, my lords; - These oracles are hardly attain'd, - And hardly understood. - The King is now in progress towards Saint Albans, - With him the husband of this lovely lady; - Thither go these news as fast as horse can carry them- - A sorry breakfast for my Lord Protector. - BUCKINGHAM. Your Grace shall give me leave, my Lord of York, - To be the post, in hope of his reward. - YORK. At your pleasure, my good lord. - Who's within there, ho? - - Enter a serving-man - - Invite my Lords of Salisbury and Warwick - To sup with me to-morrow night. Away! Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE I. -Saint Albans - -Enter the KING, QUEEN, GLOUCESTER, CARDINAL, and SUFFOLK, -with Falconers halloing - - QUEEN. Believe me, lords, for flying at the brook, - I saw not better sport these seven years' day; - Yet, by your leave, the wind was very high, - And ten to one old Joan had not gone out. - KING HENRY. But what a point, my lord, your falcon made, - And what a pitch she flew above the rest! - To see how God in all His creatures works! - Yea, man and birds are fain of climbing high. - SUFFOLK. No marvel, an it like your Majesty, - My Lord Protector's hawks do tow'r so well; - They know their master loves to be aloft, - And bears his thoughts above his falcon's pitch. - GLOUCESTER. My lord, 'tis but a base ignoble mind - That mounts no higher than a bird can soar. - CARDINAL. I thought as much; he would be above the clouds. - GLOUCESTER. Ay, my lord Cardinal, how think you by that? - Were it not good your Grace could fly to heaven? - KING HENRY. The treasury of everlasting joy! - CARDINAL. Thy heaven is on earth; thine eyes and thoughts - Beat on a crown, the treasure of thy heart; - Pernicious Protector, dangerous peer, - That smooth'st it so with King and commonweal. - GLOUCESTER. What, Cardinal, is your priesthood grown peremptory? - Tantaene animis coelestibus irae? - Churchmen so hot? Good uncle, hide such malice; - With such holiness can you do it? - SUFFOLK. No malice, sir; no more than well becomes - So good a quarrel and so bad a peer. - GLOUCESTER. As who, my lord? - SUFFOLK. Why, as you, my lord, - An't like your lordly Lord's Protectorship. - GLOUCESTER. Why, Suffolk, England knows thine insolence. - QUEEN. And thy ambition, Gloucester. - KING HENRY. I prithee, peace, - Good Queen, and whet not on these furious peers; - For blessed are the peacemakers on earth. - CARDINAL. Let me be blessed for the peace I make - Against this proud Protector with my sword! - GLOUCESTER. [Aside to CARDINAL] Faith, holy uncle, would 'twere - come to that! - CARDINAL. [Aside to GLOUCESTER] Marry, when thou dar'st. - GLOUCESTER. [Aside to CARDINAL] Make up no factious numbers for the - matter; - In thine own person answer thy abuse. - CARDINAL. [Aside to GLOUCESTER] Ay, where thou dar'st not peep; an - if thou dar'st, - This evening on the east side of the grove. - KING HENRY. How now, my lords! - CARDINAL. Believe me, cousin Gloucester, - Had not your man put up the fowl so suddenly, - We had had more sport. [Aside to GLOUCESTER] Come with thy - two-hand sword. - GLOUCESTER. True, uncle. - CARDINAL. [Aside to GLOUCESTER] Are ye advis'd? The east side of - the grove? - GLOUCESTER. [Aside to CARDINAL] Cardinal, I am with you. - KING HENRY. Why, how now, uncle Gloucester! - GLOUCESTER. Talking of hawking; nothing else, my lord. - [Aside to CARDINAL] Now, by God's Mother, priest, - I'll shave your crown for this, - Or all my fence shall fail. - CARDINAL. [Aside to GLOUCESTER] Medice, teipsum; - Protector, see to't well; protect yourself. - KING HENRY. The winds grow high; so do your stomachs, lords. - How irksome is this music to my heart! - When such strings jar, what hope of harmony? - I pray, my lords, let me compound this strife. - - Enter a TOWNSMAN of Saint Albans, crying 'A miracle!' - - GLOUCESTER. What means this noise? - Fellow, what miracle dost thou proclaim? - TOWNSMAN. A miracle! A miracle! - SUFFOLK. Come to the King, and tell him what miracle. - TOWNSMAN. Forsooth, a blind man at Saint Albans shrine - Within this half hour hath receiv'd his sight; - A man that ne'er saw in his life before. - KING HENRY. Now God be prais'd that to believing souls - Gives light in darkness, comfort in despair! - - Enter the MAYOR OF SAINT ALBANS and his brethren, - bearing Simpcox between two in a chair; - his WIFE and a multitude following - - CARDINAL. Here comes the townsmen on procession - To present your Highness with the man. - KING HENRY. Great is his comfort in this earthly vale, - Although by his sight his sin be multiplied. - GLOUCESTER. Stand by, my masters; bring him near the King; - His Highness' pleasure is to talk with him. - KING HENRY. Good fellow, tell us here the circumstance, - That we for thee may glorify the Lord. - What, hast thou been long blind and now restor'd? - SIMPCOX. Born blind, an't please your Grace. - WIFE. Ay indeed was he. - SUFFOLK. What woman is this? - WIFE. His wife, an't like your worship. - GLOUCESTER. Hadst thou been his mother, thou couldst have better - told. - KING HENRY. Where wert thou born? - SIMPCOX. At Berwick in the north, an't like your Grace. - KING HENRY. Poor soul, God's goodness hath been great to thee. - Let never day nor night unhallowed pass, - But still remember what the Lord hath done. - QUEEN. Tell me, good fellow, cam'st thou here by chance, - Or of devotion, to this holy shrine? - SIMPCOX. God knows, of pure devotion; being call'd - A hundred times and oft'ner, in my sleep, - By good Saint Alban, who said 'Simpcox, come, - Come, offer at my shrine, and I will help thee.' - WIFE. Most true, forsooth; and many time and oft - Myself have heard a voice to call him so. - CARDINAL. What, art thou lame? - SIMPCOX. Ay, God Almighty help me! - SUFFOLK. How cam'st thou so? - SIMPCOX. A fall off of a tree. - WIFE. A plum tree, master. - GLOUCESTER. How long hast thou been blind? - SIMPCOX. O, born so, master! - GLOUCESTER. What, and wouldst climb a tree? - SIMPCOX. But that in all my life, when I was a youth. - WIFE. Too true; and bought his climbing very dear. - GLOUCESTER. Mass, thou lov'dst plums well, that wouldst venture so. - SIMPCOX. Alas, good master, my wife desir'd some damsons - And made me climb, With danger of my life. - GLOUCESTER. A subtle knave! But yet it shall not serve: - Let me see thine eyes; wink now; now open them; - In my opinion yet thou seest not well. - SIMPCOX. Yes, master, clear as day, I thank God and Saint Alban. - GLOUCESTER. Say'st thou me so? What colour is this cloak of? - SIMPCOX. Red, master; red as blood. - GLOUCESTER. Why, that's well said. What colour is my gown of? - SIMPCOX. Black, forsooth; coal-black as jet. - KING HENRY. Why, then, thou know'st what colour jet is of? - SUFFOLK. And yet, I think, jet did he never see. - GLOUCESTER. But cloaks and gowns before this day a many. - WIFE. Never before this day in all his life. - GLOUCESTER. Tell me, sirrah, what's my name? - SIMPCOX. Alas, master, I know not. - GLOUCESTER. What's his name? - SIMPCOX. I know not. - GLOUCESTER. Nor his? - SIMPCOX. No, indeed, master. - GLOUCESTER. What's thine own name? - SIMPCOX. Saunder Simpcox, an if it please you, master. - GLOUCESTER. Then, Saunder, sit there, the lying'st knave in - Christendom. If thou hadst been born blind, thou mightst as well - have known all our names as thus to name the several colours we - do wear. Sight may distinguish of colours; but suddenly to - nominate them all, it is impossible. My lords, Saint Alban here - hath done a miracle; and would ye not think his cunning to be - great that could restore this cripple to his legs again? - SIMPCOX. O master, that you could! - GLOUCESTER. My masters of Saint Albans, have you not beadles in - your town, and things call'd whips? - MAYOR. Yes, my lord, if it please your Grace. - GLOUCESTER. Then send for one presently. - MAYOR. Sirrah, go fetch the beadle hither straight. - Exit an attendant - GLOUCESTER. Now fetch me a stool hither by and by. [A stool - brought] Now, sirrah, if you mean to save yourself from whipping, - leap me over this stool and run away. - SIMPCOX. Alas, master, I am not able to stand alone! - You go about to torture me in vain. - - Enter a BEADLE with whips - - GLOUCESTER. Well, sir, we must have you find your legs. - Sirrah beadle, whip him till he leap over that same stool. - BEADLE. I will, my lord. Come on, sirrah; off with your doublet - quickly. - SIMPCOX. Alas, master, what shall I do? I am not able to stand. - - After the BEADLE hath hit him once, he leaps over - the stool and runs away; and they follow and cry - 'A miracle!' - - KING HENRY. O God, seest Thou this, and bearest so long? - QUEEN. It made me laugh to see the villain run. - GLOUCESTER. Follow the knave, and take this drab away. - WIFE. Alas, sir, we did it for pure need! - GLOUCESTER. Let them be whipp'd through every market town till they - come to Berwick, from whence they came. - Exeunt MAYOR, BEADLE, WIFE, &c. - CARDINAL. Duke Humphrey has done a miracle to-day. - SUFFOLK. True; made the lame to leap and fly away. - GLOUCESTER. But you have done more miracles than I: - You made in a day, my lord, whole towns to fly. - - Enter BUCKINGHAM - - KING HENRY. What tidings with our cousin Buckingham? - BUCKINGHAM. Such as my heart doth tremble to unfold: - A sort of naughty persons, lewdly bent, - Under the countenance and confederacy - Of Lady Eleanor, the Protector's wife, - The ringleader and head of all this rout, - Have practis'd dangerously against your state, - Dealing with witches and with conjurers, - Whom we have apprehended in the fact, - Raising up wicked spirits from under ground, - Demanding of King Henry's life and death - And other of your Highness' Privy Council, - As more at large your Grace shall understand. - CARDINAL. And so, my Lord Protector, by this means - Your lady is forthcoming yet at London. - This news, I think, hath turn'd your weapon's edge; - 'Tis like, my lord, you will not keep your hour. - GLOUCESTER. Ambitious churchman, leave to afflict my heart. - Sorrow and grief have vanquish'd all my powers; - And, vanquish'd as I am, I yield to the - Or to the meanest groom. - KING HENRY. O God, what mischiefs work the wicked ones, - Heaping confusion on their own heads thereby! - QUEEN. Gloucester, see here the tainture of thy nest; - And look thyself be faultless, thou wert best. - GLOUCESTER. Madam, for myself, to heaven I do appeal - How I have lov'd my King and commonweal; - And for my wife I know not how it stands. - Sorry I am to hear what I have heard. - Noble she is; but if she have forgot - Honour and virtue, and convers'd with such - As, like to pitch, defile nobility, - I banish her my bed and company - And give her as a prey to law and shame, - That hath dishonoured Gloucester's honest name. - KING HENRY. Well, for this night we will repose us here. - To-morrow toward London back again - To look into this business thoroughly - And call these foul offenders to their answers, - And poise the cause in justice' equal scales, - Whose beam stands sure, whose rightful cause prevails. - Flourish. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -London. The DUKE OF YORK'S garden - -Enter YORK, SALISBURY, and WARWICK - - YORK. Now, my good Lords of Salisbury and Warwick, - Our simple supper ended, give me leave - In this close walk to satisfy myself - In craving your opinion of my tide, - Which is infallible, to England's crown. - SALISBURY. My lord, I long to hear it at full. - WARWICK. Sweet York, begin; and if thy claim be good, - The Nevils are thy subjects to command. - YORK. Then thus: - Edward the Third, my lords, had seven sons; - The first, Edward the Black Prince, Prince of Wales; - The second, William of Hatfield; and the third, - Lionel Duke of Clarence; next to whom - Was John of Gaunt, the Duke of Lancaster; - The fifth was Edmund Langley, Duke of York; - The sixth was Thomas of Woodstock, Duke of Gloucester; - William of Windsor was the seventh and last. - Edward the Black Prince died before his father - And left behind him Richard, his only son, - Who, after Edward the Third's death, reign'd as king - Till Henry Bolingbroke, Duke of Lancaster, - The eldest son and heir of John of Gaunt, - Crown'd by the name of Henry the Fourth, - Seiz'd on the realm, depos'd the rightful king, - Sent his poor queen to France, from whence she came. - And him to Pomfret, where, as all you know, - Harmless Richard was murdered traitorously. - WARWICK. Father, the Duke hath told the truth; - Thus got the house of Lancaster the crown. - YORK. Which now they hold by force, and not by right; - For Richard, the first son's heir, being dead, - The issue of the next son should have reign'd. - SALISBURY. But William of Hatfield died without an heir. - YORK. The third son, Duke of Clarence, from whose line - I claim the crown, had issue Philippe, a daughter, - Who married Edmund Mortimer, Earl of March; - Edmund had issue, Roger Earl of March; - Roger had issue, Edmund, Anne, and Eleanor. - SALISBURY. This Edmund, in the reign of Bolingbroke, - As I have read, laid claim unto the crown; - And, but for Owen Glendower, had been king, - Who kept him in captivity till he died. - But, to the rest. - YORK. His eldest sister, Anne, - My mother, being heir unto the crown, - Married Richard Earl of Cambridge, who was - To Edmund Langley, Edward the Third's fifth son, son. - By her I claim the kingdom: she was heir - To Roger Earl of March, who was the son - Of Edmund Mortimer, who married Philippe, - Sole daughter unto Lionel Duke of Clarence; - So, if the issue of the elder son - Succeed before the younger, I am King. - WARWICK. What plain proceedings is more plain than this? - Henry doth claim the crown from John of Gaunt, - The fourth son: York claims it from the third. - Till Lionel's issue fails, his should not reign. - It fails not yet, but flourishes in thee - And in thy sons, fair slips of such a stock. - Then, father Salisbury, kneel we together, - And in this private plot be we the first - That shall salute our rightful sovereign - With honour of his birthright to the crown. - BOTH. Long live our sovereign Richard, England's King! - YORK. We thank you, lords. But I am not your king - Till I be crown'd, and that my sword be stain'd - With heart-blood of the house of Lancaster; - And that's not suddenly to be perform'd, - But with advice and silent secrecy. - Do you as I do in these dangerous days: - Wink at the Duke of Suffolk's insolence, - At Beaufort's pride, at Somerset's ambition, - At Buckingham, and all the crew of them, - Till they have snar'd the shepherd of the flock, - That virtuous prince, the good Duke Humphrey; - 'Tis that they seek; and they, in seeking that, - Shall find their deaths, if York can prophesy. - SALISBURY. My lord, break we off; we know your mind at full. - WARWICK. My heart assures me that the Earl of Warwick - Shall one day make the Duke of York a king. - YORK. And, Nevil, this I do assure myself, - Richard shall live to make the Earl of Warwick - The greatest man in England but the King. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -London. A hall of justice - -Sound trumpets. Enter the KING and State: the QUEEN, GLOUCESTER, YORK, -SUFFOLK, and SALISBURY, with guard, to banish the DUCHESS. Enter, guarded, -the DUCHESS OF GLOUCESTER, MARGERY JOURDAIN, HUME, SOUTHWELL, and BOLINGBROKE - - KING HENRY. Stand forth, Dame Eleanor Cobham, Gloucester's wife: - In sight of God and us, your guilt is great; - Receive the sentence of the law for sins - Such as by God's book are adjudg'd to death. - You four, from hence to prison back again; - From thence unto the place of execution: - The witch in Smithfield shall be burnt to ashes, - And you three shall be strangled on the gallows. - You, madam, for you are more nobly born, - Despoiled of your honour in your life, - Shall, after three days' open penance done, - Live in your country here in banishment - With Sir John Stanley in the Isle of Man. - DUCHESS. Welcome is banishment; welcome were my death. - GLOUCESTER. Eleanor, the law, thou seest, hath judged thee. - I cannot justify whom the law condemns. - Exeunt the DUCHESS and the other prisoners, guarded - Mine eyes are full of tears, my heart of grief. - Ah, Humphrey, this dishonour in thine age - Will bring thy head with sorrow to the ground! - I beseech your Majesty give me leave to go; - Sorrow would solace, and mine age would ease. - KING HENRY. Stay, Humphrey Duke of Gloucester; ere thou go, - Give up thy staff; Henry will to himself - Protector be; and God shall be my hope, - My stay, my guide, and lantern to my feet. - And go in peace, Humphrey, no less belov'd - Than when thou wert Protector to thy King. - QUEEN. I see no reason why a king of years - Should be to be protected like a child. - God and King Henry govern England's realm! - Give up your staff, sir, and the King his realm. - GLOUCESTER. My staff! Here, noble Henry, is my staff. - As willingly do I the same resign - As ere thy father Henry made it mine; - And even as willingly at thy feet I leave it - As others would ambitiously receive it. - Farewell, good King; when I am dead and gone, - May honourable peace attend thy throne! Exit - QUEEN. Why, now is Henry King, and Margaret Queen, - And Humphrey Duke of Gloucester scarce himself, - That bears so shrewd a maim: two pulls at once- - His lady banish'd and a limb lopp'd off. - This staff of honour raught, there let it stand - Where it best fits to be, in Henry's hand. - SUFFOLK. Thus droops this lofty pine and hangs his sprays; - Thus Eleanor's pride dies in her youngest days. - YORK. Lords, let him go. Please it your Majesty, - This is the day appointed for the combat; - And ready are the appellant and defendant, - The armourer and his man, to enter the lists, - So please your Highness to behold the fight. - QUEEN. Ay, good my lord; for purposely therefore - Left I the court, to see this quarrel tried. - KING HENRY. A God's name, see the lists and all things fit; - Here let them end it, and God defend the right! - YORK. I never saw a fellow worse bested, - Or more afraid to fight, than is the appellant, - The servant of his armourer, my lords. - - Enter at one door, HORNER, the Armourer, and his - NEIGHBOURS, drinking to him so much that he is - drunk; and he enters with a drum before him and - his staff with a sand-bag fastened to it; and at the - other door PETER, his man, with a drum and sandbag, - and PRENTICES drinking to him - - FIRST NEIGHBOUR. Here, neighbour Horner, I drink to you in a cup of - sack; and fear not, neighbour, you shall do well enough. - SECOND NEIGHBOUR. And here, neighbour, here's a cup of charneco. - THIRD NEIGHBOUR. And here's a pot of good double beer, neighbour; - drink, and fear not your man. - HORNER. Let it come, i' faith, and I'll pledge you all; and a fig - for Peter! - FIRST PRENTICE. Here, Peter, I drink to thee; and be not afraid. - SECOND PRENTICE. Be merry, Peter, and fear not thy master: fight - for credit of the prentices. - PETER. I thank you all. Drink, and pray for me, I pray you; for I - think I have taken my last draught in this world. Here, Robin, an - if I die, I give thee my apron; and, Will, thou shalt have my - hammer; and here, Tom, take all the money that I have. O Lord - bless me, I pray God! for I am never able to deal with my master, - he hath learnt so much fence already. - SALISBURY. Come, leave your drinking and fall to blows. - Sirrah, what's thy name? - PETER. Peter, forsooth. - SALISBURY. Peter? What more? - PETER. Thump. - SALISBURY. Thump? Then see thou thump thy master well. - HORNER. Masters, I am come hither, as it were, upon my man's - instigation, to prove him a knave and myself an honest man; and - touching the Duke of York, I will take my death I never meant him - any ill, nor the King, nor the Queen; and therefore, Peter, have - at thee with a down right blow! - YORK. Dispatch- this knave's tongue begins to double. - Sound, trumpets, alarum to the combatants! - [Alarum. They fight and PETER strikes him down] - HORNER. Hold, Peter, hold! I confess, I confess treason. - [Dies] - YORK. Take away his weapon. Fellow, thank God, and the good wine in - thy master's way. - PETER. O God, have I overcome mine enemies in this presence? O - Peter, thou hast prevail'd in right! - KING HENRY. Go, take hence that traitor from our sight, - For by his death we do perceive his guilt; - And God in justice hath reveal'd to us - The truth and innocence of this poor fellow, - Which he had thought to have murder'd wrongfully. - Come, fellow, follow us for thy reward. - Sound a flourish. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -London. A street - -Enter DUKE HUMPHREY and his men, in mourning cloaks - - GLOUCESTER. Thus sometimes hath the brightest day a cloud, - And after summer evermore succeeds - Barren winter, with his wrathful nipping cold; - So cares and joys abound, as seasons fleet. - Sirs, what's o'clock? - SERVING-MAN. Ten, my lord. - GLOUCESTER. Ten is the hour that was appointed me - To watch the coming of my punish'd duchess. - Uneath may she endure the flinty streets - To tread them with her tender-feeling feet. - Sweet Nell, ill can thy noble mind abrook - The abject people gazing on thy face, - With envious looks, laughing at thy shame, - That erst did follow thy proud chariot wheels - When thou didst ride in triumph through the streets. - But, soft! I think she comes, and I'll prepare - My tear-stain'd eyes to see her miseries. - - Enter the DUCHESS OF GLOUCESTER in a white sheet, - and a taper burning in her hand, with SIR JOHN - STANLEY, the SHERIFF, and OFFICERS - - SERVING-MAN. So please your Grace, we'll take her from the sheriff. - GLOUCESTER. No, stir not for your lives; let her pass by. - DUCHESS. Come you, my lord, to see my open shame? - Now thou dost penance too. Look how they gaze! - See how the giddy multitude do point - And nod their heads and throw their eyes on thee; - Ah, Gloucester, hide thee from their hateful looks, - And, in thy closet pent up, rue my shame - And ban thine enemies, both mine and thine! - GLOUCESTER. Be patient, gentle Nell; forget this grief. - DUCHESS. Ah, Gloucester, teach me to forget myself! - For whilst I think I am thy married wife - And thou a prince, Protector of this land, - Methinks I should not thus be led along, - Mail'd up in shame, with papers on my back, - And follow'd with a rabble that rejoice - To see my tears and hear my deep-fet groans. - The ruthless flint doth cut my tender feet, - And when I start, the envious people laugh - And bid me be advised how I tread. - Ah, Humphrey, can I bear this shameful yoke? - Trowest thou that e'er I'll look upon the world - Or count them happy that enjoy the sun? - No; dark shall be my light and night my day; - To think upon my pomp shall be my hell. - Sometimes I'll say I am Duke Humphrey's wife, - And he a prince, and ruler of the land; - Yet so he rul'd, and such a prince he was, - As he stood by whilst I, his forlorn duchess, - Was made a wonder and a pointing-stock - To every idle rascal follower. - But be thou mild, and blush not at my shame, - Nor stir at nothing till the axe of death - Hang over thee, as sure it shortly will. - For Suffolk- he that can do all in all - With her that hateth thee and hates us all- - And York, and impious Beaufort, that false priest, - Have all lim'd bushes to betray thy wings, - And, fly thou how thou canst, they'll tangle thee. - But fear not thou until thy foot be snar'd, - Nor never seek prevention of thy foes. - GLOUCESTER. Ah, Nell, forbear! Thou aimest all awry. - I must offend before I be attainted; - And had I twenty times so many foes, - And each of them had twenty times their power, - All these could not procure me any scathe - So long as I am loyal, true, and crimeless. - Wouldst have me rescue thee from this reproach? - Why, yet thy scandal were not wip'd away, - But I in danger for the breach of law. - Thy greatest help is quiet, gentle Nell. - I pray thee sort thy heart to patience; - These few days' wonder will be quickly worn. - - Enter a HERALD - - HERALD. I summon your Grace to his Majesty's Parliament, - Holden at Bury the first of this next month. - GLOUCESTER. And my consent ne'er ask'd herein before! - This is close dealing. Well, I will be there. Exit HERALD - My Nell, I take my leave- and, master sheriff, - Let not her penance exceed the King's commission. - SHERIFF. An't please your Grace, here my commission stays; - And Sir John Stanley is appointed now - To take her with him to the Isle of Man. - GLOUCESTER. Must you, Sir John, protect my lady here? - STANLEY. So am I given in charge, may't please your Grace. - GLOUCESTER. Entreat her not the worse in that I pray - You use her well; the world may laugh again, - And I may live to do you kindness if - You do it her. And so, Sir John, farewell. - DUCHESS. What, gone, my lord, and bid me not farewell! - GLOUCESTER. Witness my tears, I cannot stay to speak. - Exeunt GLOUCESTER and servants - DUCHESS. Art thou gone too? All comfort go with thee! - For none abides with me. My joy is death- - Death, at whose name I oft have been afeard, - Because I wish'd this world's eternity. - Stanley, I prithee go, and take me hence; - I care not whither, for I beg no favour, - Only convey me where thou art commanded. - STANLEY. Why, madam, that is to the Isle of Man, - There to be us'd according to your state. - DUCHESS. That's bad enough, for I am but reproach- - And shall I then be us'd reproachfully? - STANLEY. Like to a duchess and Duke Humphrey's lady; - According to that state you shall be us'd. - DUCHESS. Sheriff, farewell, and better than I fare, - Although thou hast been conduct of my shame. - SHERIFF. It is my office; and, madam, pardon me. - DUCHESS. Ay, ay, farewell; thy office is discharg'd. - Come, Stanley, shall we go? - STANLEY. Madam, your penance done, throw off this sheet, - And go we to attire you for our journey. - DUCHESS. My shame will not be shifted with my sheet. - No, it will hang upon my richest robes - And show itself, attire me how I can. - Go, lead the way; I long to see my prison. 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Can you not see, or will ye not observe - The strangeness of his alter'd countenance? - With what a majesty he bears himself; - How insolent of late he is become, - How proud, how peremptory, and unlike himself? - We know the time since he was mild and affable, - And if we did but glance a far-off look - Immediately he was upon his knee, - That all the court admir'd him for submission. - But meet him now and be it in the morn, - When every one will give the time of day, - He knits his brow and shows an angry eye - And passeth by with stiff unbowed knee, - Disdaining duty that to us belongs. - Small curs are not regarded when they grin, - But great men tremble when the lion roars, - And Humphrey is no little man in England. - First note that he is near you in descent, - And should you fall he is the next will mount; - Me seemeth, then, it is no policy- - Respecting what a rancorous mind he bears, - And his advantage following your decease- - That he should come about your royal person - Or be admitted to your Highness' Council. - By flattery hath he won the commons' hearts; - And when he please to make commotion, - 'Tis to be fear'd they all will follow him. - Now 'tis the spring, and weeds are shallow-rooted; - Suffer them now, and they'll o'ergrow the garden - And choke the herbs for want of husbandry. - The reverent care I bear unto my lord - Made me collect these dangers in the Duke. - If it be fond, can it a woman's fear; - Which fear if better reasons can supplant, - I will subscribe, and say I wrong'd the Duke. - My Lord of Suffolk, Buckingham, and York, - Reprove my allegation if you can, - Or else conclude my words effectual. - SUFFOLK. Well hath your Highness seen into this duke; - And had I first been put to speak my mind, - I think I should have told your Grace's tale. - The Duchess, by his subornation, - Upon my life, began her devilish practices; - Or if he were not privy to those faults, - Yet by reputing of his high descent- - As next the King he was successive heir- - And such high vaunts of his nobility, - Did instigate the bedlam brainsick Duchess - By wicked means to frame our sovereign's fall. - Smooth runs the water where the brook is deep, - And in his simple show he harbours treason. - The fox barks not when he would steal the lamb. - No, no, my sovereign, Gloucester is a man - Unsounded yet, and full of deep deceit. - CARDINAL. Did he not, contrary to form of law, - Devise strange deaths for small offences done? - YORK. And did he not, in his protectorship, - Levy great sums of money through the realm - For soldiers' pay in France, and never sent it? - By means whereof the towns each day revolted. - BUCKINGHAM. Tut, these are petty faults to faults unknown - Which time will bring to light in smooth Duke Humphrey. - KING HENRY. My lords, at once: the care you have of us, - To mow down thorns that would annoy our foot, - Is worthy praise; but shall I speak my conscience? - Our kinsman Gloucester is as innocent - From meaning treason to our royal person - As is the sucking lamb or harmless dove: - The Duke is virtuous, mild, and too well given - To dream on evil or to work my downfall. - QUEEN. Ah, what's more dangerous than this fond affiance? - Seems he a dove? His feathers are but borrow'd, - For he's disposed as the hateful raven. - Is he a lamb? His skin is surely lent him, - For he's inclin'd as is the ravenous wolf. - Who cannot steal a shape that means deceit? - Take heed, my lord; the welfare of us all - Hangs on the cutting short that fraudful man. - - Enter SOMERSET - - SOMERSET. All health unto my gracious sovereign! - KING HENRY. Welcome, Lord Somerset. What news from France? - SOMERSET. That all your interest in those territories - Is utterly bereft you; all is lost. - KING HENRY. Cold news, Lord Somerset; but God's will be done! - YORK. [Aside] Cold news for me; for I had hope of France - As firmly as I hope for fertile England. - Thus are my blossoms blasted in the bud, - And caterpillars eat my leaves away; - But I will remedy this gear ere long, - Or sell my title for a glorious grave. - - Enter GLOUCESTER - - GLOUCESTER. All happiness unto my lord the King! - Pardon, my liege, that I have stay'd so long. - SUFFOLK. Nay, Gloucester, know that thou art come too soon, - Unless thou wert more loyal than thou art. - I do arrest thee of high treason here. - GLOUCESTER. Well, Suffolk, thou shalt not see me blush - Nor change my countenance for this arrest: - A heart unspotted is not easily daunted. - The purest spring is not so free from mud - As I am clear from treason to my sovereign. - Who can accuse me? Wherein am I guilty? - YORK. 'Tis thought, my lord, that you took bribes of France - And, being Protector, stay'd the soldiers' pay; - By means whereof his Highness hath lost France. - GLOUCESTER. Is it but thought so? What are they that think it? - I never robb'd the soldiers of their pay - Nor ever had one penny bribe from France. - So help me God, as I have watch'd the night- - Ay, night by night- in studying good for England! - That doit that e'er I wrested from the King, - Or any groat I hoarded to my use, - Be brought against me at my trial-day! - No; many a pound of mine own proper store, - Because I would not tax the needy commons, - Have I dispursed to the garrisons, - And never ask'd for restitution. - CARDINAL. It serves you well, my lord, to say so much. - GLOUCESTER. I say no more than truth, so help me God! - YORK. In your protectorship you did devise - Strange tortures for offenders, never heard of, - That England was defam'd by tyranny. - GLOUCESTER. Why, 'tis well known that whiles I was Protector - Pity was all the fault that was in me; - For I should melt at an offender's tears, - And lowly words were ransom for their fault. - Unless it were a bloody murderer, - Or foul felonious thief that fleec'd poor passengers, - I never gave them condign punishment. - Murder indeed, that bloody sin, I tortur'd - Above the felon or what trespass else. - SUFFOLK. My lord, these faults are easy, quickly answer'd; - But mightier crimes are laid unto your charge, - Whereof you cannot easily purge yourself. - I do arrest you in His Highness' name, - And here commit you to my Lord Cardinal - To keep until your further time of trial. - KING HENRY. My Lord of Gloucester, 'tis my special hope - That you will clear yourself from all suspense. - My conscience tells me you are innocent. - GLOUCESTER. Ah, gracious lord, these days are dangerous! - Virtue is chok'd with foul ambition, - And charity chas'd hence by rancour's hand; - Foul subornation is predominant, - And equity exil'd your Highness' land. - I know their complot is to have my life; - And if my death might make this island happy - And prove the period of their tyranny, - I would expend it with all willingness. - But mine is made the prologue to their play; - For thousands more that yet suspect no peril - Will not conclude their plotted tragedy. - Beaufort's red sparkling eyes blab his heart's malice, - And Suffolk's cloudy brow his stormy hate; - Sharp Buckingham unburdens with his tongue - The envious load that lies upon his heart; - And dogged York, that reaches at the moon, - Whose overweening arm I have pluck'd back, - By false accuse doth level at my life. - And you, my sovereign lady, with the rest, - Causeless have laid disgraces on my head, - And with your best endeavour have stirr'd up - My liefest liege to be mine enemy; - Ay, all of you have laid your heads together- - Myself had notice of your conventicles- - And all to make away my guiltless life. - I shall not want false witness to condemn me - Nor store of treasons to augment my guilt. - The ancient proverb will be well effected: - 'A staff is quickly found to beat a dog.' - CARDINAL. My liege, his railing is intolerable. - If those that care to keep your royal person - From treason's secret knife and traitor's rage - Be thus upbraided, chid, and rated at, - And the offender granted scope of speech, - 'Twill make them cool in zeal unto your Grace. - SUFFOLK. Hath he not twit our sovereign lady here - With ignominious words, though clerkly couch'd, - As if she had suborned some to swear - False allegations to o'erthrow his state? - QUEEN. But I can give the loser leave to chide. - GLOUCESTER. Far truer spoke than meant: I lose indeed. - Beshrew the winners, for they play'd me false! - And well such losers may have leave to speak. - BUCKINGHAM. He'll wrest the sense, and hold us here all day. - Lord Cardinal, he is your prisoner. - CARDINAL. Sirs, take away the Duke, and guard him sure. - GLOUCESTER. Ah, thus King Henry throws away his crutch - Before his legs be firm to bear his body! - Thus is the shepherd beaten from thy side, - And wolves are gnarling who shall gnaw thee first. - Ah, that my fear were false! ah, that it were! - For, good King Henry, thy decay I fear. Exit, guarded - KING HENRY. My lords, what to your wisdoms seemeth best - Do or undo, as if ourself were here. - QUEEN. What, will your Highness leave the Parliament? - KING HENRY. Ay, Margaret; my heart is drown'd with grief, - Whose flood begins to flow within mine eyes; - My body round engirt with misery- - For what's more miserable than discontent? - Ah, uncle Humphrey, in thy face I see - The map of honour, truth, and loyalty! - And yet, good Humphrey, is the hour to come - That e'er I prov'd thee false or fear'd thy faith. - What louring star now envies thy estate - That these great lords, and Margaret our Queen, - Do seek subversion of thy harmless life? - Thou never didst them wrong, nor no man wrong; - And as the butcher takes away the calf, - And binds the wretch, and beats it when it strays, - Bearing it to the bloody slaughter-house, - Even so, remorseless, have they borne him hence; - And as the dam runs lowing up and down, - Looking the way her harmless young one went, - And can do nought but wail her darling's loss, - Even so myself bewails good Gloucester's case - With sad unhelpful tears, and with dimm'd eyes - Look after him, and cannot do him good, - So mighty are his vowed enemies. - His fortunes I will weep, and 'twixt each groan - Say 'Who's a traitor? Gloucester he is none.' Exit - QUEEN. Free lords, cold snow melts with the sun's hot beams: - Henry my lord is cold in great affairs, - Too full of foolish pity; and Gloucester's show - Beguiles him as the mournful crocodile - With sorrow snares relenting passengers; - Or as the snake, roll'd in a flow'ring bank, - With shining checker'd slough, doth sting a child - That for the beauty thinks it excellent. - Believe me, lords, were none more wise than I- - And yet herein I judge mine own wit good- - This Gloucester should be quickly rid the world - To rid us from the fear we have of him. - CARDINAL. That he should die is worthy policy; - But yet we want a colour for his death. - 'Tis meet he be condemn'd by course of law. - SUFFOLK. But, in my mind, that were no policy: - The King will labour still to save his life; - The commons haply rise to save his life; - And yet we have but trivial argument, - More than mistrust, that shows him worthy death. - YORK. So that, by this, you would not have him die. - SUFFOLK. Ah, York, no man alive so fain as I! - YORK. 'Tis York that hath more reason for his death. - But, my Lord Cardinal, and you, my Lord of Suffolk, - Say as you think, and speak it from your souls: - Were't not all one an empty eagle were set - To guard the chicken from a hungry kite - As place Duke Humphrey for the King's Protector? - QUEEN. So the poor chicken should be sure of death. - SUFFOLK. Madam, 'tis true; and were't not madness then - To make the fox surveyor of the fold? - Who being accus'd a crafty murderer, - His guilt should be but idly posted over, - Because his purpose is not executed. - No; let him die, in that he is a fox, - By nature prov'd an enemy to the flock, - Before his chaps be stain'd with crimson blood, - As Humphrey, prov'd by reasons, to my liege. - And do not stand on quillets how to slay him; - Be it by gins, by snares, by subtlety, - Sleeping or waking, 'tis no matter how, - So he be dead; for that is good deceit - Which mates him first that first intends deceit. - QUEEN. Thrice-noble Suffolk, 'tis resolutely spoke. - SUFFOLK. Not resolute, except so much were done, - For things are often spoke and seldom meant; - But that my heart accordeth with my tongue, - Seeing the deed is meritorious, - And to preserve my sovereign from his foe, - Say but the word, and I will be his priest. - CARDINAL. But I would have him dead, my Lord of Suffolk, - Ere you can take due orders for a priest; - Say you consent and censure well the deed, - And I'll provide his executioner- - I tender so the safety of my liege. - SUFFOLK. Here is my hand the deed is worthy doing. - QUEEN. And so say I. - YORK. And I. And now we three have spoke it, - It skills not greatly who impugns our doom. - - Enter a POST - - POST. Great lords, from Ireland am I come amain - To signify that rebels there are up - And put the Englishmen unto the sword. - Send succours, lords, and stop the rage betime, - Before the wound do grow uncurable; - For, being green, there is great hope of help. - CARDINAL. A breach that craves a quick expedient stop! - What counsel give you in this weighty cause? - YORK. That Somerset be sent as Regent thither; - 'Tis meet that lucky ruler be employ'd, - Witness the fortune he hath had in France. - SOMERSET. If York, with all his far-fet policy, - Had been the Regent there instead of me, - He never would have stay'd in France so long. - YORK. No, not to lose it all as thou hast done. - I rather would have lost my life betimes - Than bring a burden of dishonour home - By staying there so long till all were lost. - Show me one scar character'd on thy skin: - Men's flesh preserv'd so whole do seldom win. - QUEEN. Nay then, this spark will prove a raging fire, - If wind and fuel be brought to feed it with; - No more, good York; sweet Somerset, be still. - Thy fortune, York, hadst thou been Regent there, - Might happily have prov'd far worse than his. - YORK. What, worse than nought? Nay, then a shame take all! - SOMERSET. And in the number, thee that wishest shame! - CARDINAL. My Lord of York, try what your fortune is. - Th' uncivil kerns of Ireland are in arms - And temper clay with blood of Englishmen; - To Ireland will you lead a band of men, - Collected choicely, from each county some, - And try your hap against the Irishmen? - YORK. I will, my lord, so please his Majesty. - SUFFOLK. Why, our authority is his consent, - And what we do establish he confirms; - Then, noble York, take thou this task in hand. - YORK. I am content; provide me soldiers, lords, - Whiles I take order for mine own affairs. - SUFFOLK. A charge, Lord York, that I will see perform'd. - But now return we to the false Duke Humphrey. - CARDINAL. No more of him; for I will deal with him - That henceforth he shall trouble us no more. - And so break off; the day is almost spent. - Lord Suffolk, you and I must talk of that event. - YORK. My Lord of Suffolk, within fourteen days - At Bristol I expect my soldiers; - For there I'll ship them all for Ireland. - SUFFOLK. I'll see it truly done, my Lord of York. - Exeunt all but YORK - YORK. Now, York, or never, steel thy fearful thoughts - And change misdoubt to resolution; - Be that thou hop'st to be; or what thou art - Resign to death- it is not worth th' enjoying. - Let pale-fac'd fear keep with the mean-born man - And find no harbour in a royal heart. - Faster than spring-time show'rs comes thought on thought, - And not a thought but thinks on dignity. - My brain, more busy than the labouring spider, - Weaves tedious snares to trap mine enemies. - Well, nobles, well, 'tis politicly done - To send me packing with an host of men. - I fear me you but warm the starved snake, - Who, cherish'd in your breasts, will sting your hearts. - 'Twas men I lack'd, and you will give them me; - I take it kindly. Yet be well assur'd - You put sharp weapons in a madman's hands. - Whiles I in Ireland nourish a mighty band, - I will stir up in England some black storm - Shall blow ten thousand souls to heaven or hell; - And this fell tempest shall not cease to rage - Until the golden circuit on my head, - Like to the glorious sun's transparent beams, - Do calm the fury of this mad-bred flaw. - And for a minister of my intent - I have seduc'd a headstrong Kentishman, - John Cade of Ashford, - To make commotion, as full well he can, - Under the tide of John Mortimer. - In Ireland have I seen this stubborn Cade - Oppose himself against a troop of kerns, - And fought so long tiff that his thighs with darts - Were almost like a sharp-quill'd porpentine; - And in the end being rescu'd, I have seen - Him caper upright like a wild Morisco, - Shaking the bloody darts as he his bells. - Full often, like a shag-hair'd crafty kern, - Hath he conversed with the enemy, - And undiscover'd come to me again - And given me notice of their villainies. - This devil here shall be my substitute; - For that John Mortimer, which now is dead, - In face, in gait, in speech, he doth resemble. - By this I shall perceive the commons' mind, - How they affect the house and claim of York. - Say he be taken, rack'd, and tortured; - I know no pain they can inflict upon him - Will make him say I mov'd him to those arms. - Say that he thrive, as 'tis great like he will, - Why, then from Ireland come I with my strength, - And reap the harvest which that rascal sow'd; - For Humphrey being dead, as he shall be, - And Henry put apart, the next for me. Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -Bury St. Edmunds. A room of state - -Enter two or three MURDERERS running over the stage, -from the murder of DUKE HUMPHREY - - FIRST MURDERER. Run to my Lord of Suffolk; let him know - We have dispatch'd the Duke, as he commanded. - SECOND MURDERER. O that it were to do! What have we done? - Didst ever hear a man so penitent? - - Enter SUFFOLK - - FIRST MURDERER. Here comes my lord. - SUFFOLK. Now, sirs, have you dispatch'd this thing? - FIRST MURDERER. Ay, my good lord, he's dead. - SUFFOLK. Why, that's well said. Go, get you to my house; - I will reward you for this venturous deed. - The King and all the peers are here at hand. - Have you laid fair the bed? Is all things well, - According as I gave directions? - FIRST MURDERER. 'Tis, my good lord. - SUFFOLK. Away! be gone. Exeunt MURDERERS - - Sound trumpets. Enter the KING, the QUEEN, - CARDINAL, SOMERSET, with attendants - - KING HENRY. Go call our uncle to our presence straight; - Say we intend to try his Grace to-day, - If he be guilty, as 'tis published. - SUFFOLK. I'll call him presently, my noble lord. Exit - KING HENRY. Lords, take your places; and, I pray you all, - Proceed no straiter 'gainst our uncle Gloucester - Than from true evidence, of good esteem, - He be approv'd in practice culpable. - QUEEN. God forbid any malice should prevail - That faultless may condemn a nobleman! - Pray God he may acquit him of suspicion! - KING HENRY. I thank thee, Meg; these words content me much. - - Re-enter SUFFOLK - - How now! Why look'st thou pale? Why tremblest thou? - Where is our uncle? What's the matter, Suffolk? - SUFFOLK. Dead in his bed, my lord; Gloucester is dead. - QUEEN. Marry, God forfend! - CARDINAL. God's secret judgment! I did dream to-night - The Duke was dumb and could not speak a word. - [The KING swoons] - QUEEN. How fares my lord? Help, lords! The King is dead. - SOMERSET. Rear up his body; wring him by the nose. - QUEEN. Run, go, help, help! O Henry, ope thine eyes! - SUFFOLK. He doth revive again; madam, be patient. - KING. O heavenly God! - QUEEN. How fares my gracious lord? - SUFFOLK. Comfort, my sovereign! Gracious Henry, comfort! - KING HENRY. What, doth my Lord of Suffolk comfort me? - Came he right now to sing a raven's note, - Whose dismal tune bereft my vital pow'rs; - And thinks he that the chirping of a wren, - By crying comfort from a hollow breast, - Can chase away the first conceived sound? - Hide not thy poison with such sug'red words; - Lay not thy hands on me; forbear, I say, - Their touch affrights me as a serpent's sting. - Thou baleful messenger, out of my sight! - Upon thy eye-balls murderous tyranny - Sits in grim majesty to fright the world. - Look not upon me, for thine eyes are wounding; - Yet do not go away; come, basilisk, - And kill the innocent gazer with thy sight; - For in the shade of death I shall find joy- - In life but double death,'now Gloucester's dead. - QUEEN. Why do you rate my Lord of Suffolk thus? - Although the Duke was enemy to him, - Yet he most Christian-like laments his death; - And for myself- foe as he was to me- - Might liquid tears, or heart-offending groans, - Or blood-consuming sighs, recall his life, - I would be blind with weeping, sick with groans, - Look pale as primrose with blood-drinking sighs, - And all to have the noble Duke alive. - What know I how the world may deem of me? - For it is known we were but hollow friends: - It may be judg'd I made the Duke away; - So shall my name with slander's tongue be wounded, - And princes' courts be fill'd with my reproach. - This get I by his death. Ay me, unhappy! - To be a queen and crown'd with infamy! - KING HENRY. Ah, woe is me for Gloucester, wretched man! - QUEEN. Be woe for me, more wretched than he is. - What, dost thou turn away, and hide thy face? - I am no loathsome leper- look on me. - What, art thou like the adder waxen deaf? - Be poisonous too, and kill thy forlorn Queen. - Is all thy comfort shut in Gloucester's tomb? - Why, then Dame Margaret was ne'er thy joy. - Erect his statue and worship it, - And make my image but an alehouse sign. - Was I for this nigh wreck'd upon the sea, - And twice by awkward wind from England's bank - Drove back again unto my native clime? - What boded this but well-forewarning wind - Did seem to say 'Seek not a scorpion's nest, - Nor set no footing on this unkind shore'? - What did I then but curs'd the gentle gusts, - And he that loos'd them forth their brazen caves; - And bid them blow towards England's blessed shore, - Or turn our stern upon a dreadful rock? - Yet Aeolus would not be a murderer, - But left that hateful office unto thee. - The pretty-vaulting sea refus'd to drown me, - Knowing that thou wouldst have me drown'd on shore - With tears as salt as sea through thy unkindness; - The splitting rocks cow'r'd in the sinking sands - And would not dash me with their ragged sides, - Because thy flinty heart, more hard than they, - Might in thy palace perish Margaret. - As far as I could ken thy chalky cliffs, - When from thy shore the tempest beat us back, - I stood upon the hatches in the storm; - And when the dusky sky began to rob - My earnest-gaping sight of thy land's view, - I took a costly jewel from my neck- - A heart it was, bound in with diamonds- - And threw it towards thy land. The sea receiv'd it; - And so I wish'd thy body might my heart. - And even with this I lost fair England's view, - And bid mine eyes be packing with my heart, - And call'd them blind and dusky spectacles - For losing ken of Albion's wished coast. - How often have I tempted Suffolk's tongue- - The agent of thy foul inconstancy- - To sit and witch me, as Ascanius did - When he to madding Dido would unfold - His father's acts commenc'd in burning Troy! - Am I not witch'd like her? Or thou not false like him? - Ay me, I can no more! Die, Margaret, - For Henry weeps that thou dost live so long. - - Noise within. Enter WARWICK, SALISBURY, - and many commons - - WARWICK. It is reported, mighty sovereign, - That good Duke Humphrey traitorously is murd'red - By Suffolk and the Cardinal Beaufort's means. - The commons, like an angry hive of bees - That want their leader, scatter up and down - And care not who they sting in his revenge. - Myself have calm'd their spleenful mutiny - Until they hear the order of his death. - KING HENRY. That he is dead, good Warwick, 'tis too true; - But how he died God knows, not Henry. - Enter his chamber, view his breathless corpse, - And comment then upon his sudden death. - WARWICK. That shall I do, my liege. Stay, Salisbury, - With the rude multitude till I return. Exit - Exit SALISBURY with the commons - KING HENRY. O Thou that judgest all things, stay my thoughts- - My thoughts that labour to persuade my soul - Some violent hands were laid on Humphrey's life! - If my suspect be false, forgive me, God; - For judgment only doth belong to Thee. - Fain would I go to chafe his paly lips - With twenty thousand kisses and to drain - Upon his face an ocean of salt tears - To tell my love unto his dumb deaf trunk; - And with my fingers feel his hand un-feeling; - But all in vain are these mean obsequies; - And to survey his dead and earthy image, - What were it but to make my sorrow greater? - - Bed put forth with the body. Enter WARWICK - - WARWICK. Come hither, gracious sovereign, view this body. - KING HENRY. That is to see how deep my grave is made; - For with his soul fled all my worldly solace, - For, seeing him, I see my life in death. - WARWICK. As surely as my soul intends to live - With that dread King that took our state upon Him - To free us from his Father's wrathful curse, - I do believe that violent hands were laid - Upon the life of this thrice-famed Duke. - SUFFOLK. A dreadful oath, sworn with a solemn tongue! - What instance gives Lord Warwick for his vow? - WARWICK. See how the blood is settled in his face. - Oft have I seen a timely-parted ghost, - Of ashy semblance, meagre, pale, and bloodless, - Being all descended to the labouring heart, - Who, in the conflict that it holds with death, - Attracts the same for aidance 'gainst the enemy, - Which with the heart there cools, and ne'er returneth - To blush and beautify the cheek again. - But see, his face is black and full of blood; - His eye-balls further out than when he liv'd, - Staring full ghastly like a strangled man; - His hair uprear'd, his nostrils stretch'd with struggling; - His hands abroad display'd, as one that grasp'd - And tugg'd for life, and was by strength subdu'd. - Look, on the sheets his hair, you see, is sticking; - His well-proportion'd beard made rough and rugged, - Like to the summer's corn by tempest lodged. - It cannot be but he was murd'red here: - The least of all these signs were probable. - SUFFOLK. Why, Warwick, who should do the Duke to death? - Myself and Beaufort had him in protection; - And we, I hope, sir, are no murderers. - WARWICK. But both of you were vow'd Duke Humphrey's foes; - And you, forsooth, had the good Duke to keep. - 'Tis like you would not feast him like a friend; - And 'tis well seen he found an enemy. - QUEEN. Then you, belike, suspect these noblemen - As guilty of Duke Humphrey's timeless death. - WARWICK. Who finds the heifer dead and bleeding fresh, - And sees fast by a butcher with an axe, - But will suspect 'twas he that made the slaughter? - Who finds the partridge in the puttock's nest - But may imagine how the bird was dead, - Although the kite soar with unbloodied beak? - Even so suspicious is this tragedy. - QUEEN. Are you the butcher, Suffolk? Where's your knife? - Is Beaufort term'd a kite? Where are his talons? - SUFFOLK. I wear no knife to slaughter sleeping men; - But here's a vengeful sword, rusted with ease, - That shall be scoured in his rancorous heart - That slanders me with murder's crimson badge. - Say if thou dar'st, proud Lord of Warwickshire, - That I am faulty in Duke Humphrey's death. - Exeunt CARDINAL, SOMERSET, and others - WARWICK. What dares not Warwick, if false Suffolk dare him? - QUEEN. He dares not calm his contumelious spirit, - Nor cease to be an arrogant controller, - Though Suffolk dare him twenty thousand times. - WARWICK. Madam, be still- with reverence may I say; - For every word you speak in his behalf - Is slander to your royal dignity. - SUFFOLK. Blunt-witted lord, ignoble in demeanour, - If ever lady wrong'd her lord so much, - Thy mother took into her blameful bed - Some stern untutor'd churl, and noble stock - Was graft with crab-tree slip, whose fruit thou art, - And never of the Nevils' noble race. - WARWICK. But that the guilt of murder bucklers thee, - And I should rob the deathsman of his fee, - Quitting thee thereby of ten thousand shames, - And that my sovereign's presence makes me mild, - I would, false murd'rous coward, on thy knee - Make thee beg pardon for thy passed speech - And say it was thy mother that thou meant'st, - That thou thyself was born in bastardy; - And, after all this fearful homage done, - Give thee thy hire and send thy soul to hell, - Pernicious blood-sucker of sleeping men. - SUFFOLK. Thou shalt be waking while I shed thy blood, - If from this presence thou dar'st go with me. - WARWICK. Away even now, or I will drag thee hence. - Unworthy though thou art, I'll cope with thee, - And do some service to Duke Humphrey's ghost. - Exeunt SUFFOLK and WARWICK - KING HENRY. What stronger breastplate than a heart untainted? - Thrice is he arm'd that hath his quarrel just; - And he but naked, though lock'd up in steel, - Whose conscience with injustice is corrupted. - [A noise within] - QUEEN. What noise is this? - - Re-enter SUFFOLK and WARWICK, with their weapons drawn - - KING. Why, how now, lords, your wrathful weapons drawn - Here in our presence! Dare you be so bold? - Why, what tumultuous clamour have we here? - SUFFOLK. The trait'rous Warwick, with the men of Bury, - Set all upon me, mighty sovereign. - - Re-enter SALISBURY - - SALISBURY. [To the Commons within] Sirs, stand apart, the King - shall know your mind. - Dread lord, the commons send you word by me - Unless Lord Suffolk straight be done to death, - Or banished fair England's territories, - They will by violence tear him from your palace - And torture him with grievous ling'ring death. - They say by him the good Duke Humphrey died; - They say in him they fear your Highness' death; - And mere instinct of love and loyalty, - Free from a stubborn opposite intent, - As being thought to contradict your liking, - Makes them thus forward in his banishment. - They say, in care of your most royal person, - That if your Highness should intend to sleep - And charge that no man should disturb your rest, - In pain of your dislike or pain of death, - Yet, notwithstanding such a strait edict, - Were there a serpent seen with forked tongue - That slily glided towards your Majesty, - It were but necessary you were wak'd, - Lest, being suffer'd in that harmful slumber, - The mortal worm might make the sleep eternal. - And therefore do they cry, though you forbid, - That they will guard you, whe'er you will or no, - From such fell serpents as false Suffolk is; - With whose envenomed and fatal sting - Your loving uncle, twenty times his worth, - They say, is shamefully bereft of life. - COMMONS. [Within] An answer from the King, my Lord of Salisbury! - SUFFOLK. 'Tis like the commons, rude unpolish'd hinds, - Could send such message to their sovereign; - But you, my lord, were glad to be employ'd, - To show how quaint an orator you are. - But all the honour Salisbury hath won - Is that he was the lord ambassador - Sent from a sort of tinkers to the King. - COMMONS. [Within] An answer from the King, or we will all break in! - KING HENRY. Go, Salisbury, and tell them all from me - I thank them for their tender loving care; - And had I not been cited so by them, - Yet did I purpose as they do entreat; - For sure my thoughts do hourly prophesy - Mischance unto my state by Suffolk's means. - And therefore by His Majesty I swear, - Whose far unworthy deputy I am, - He shall not breathe infection in this air - But three days longer, on the pain of death. - Exit SALISBURY - QUEEN. O Henry, let me plead for gentle Suffolk! - KING HENRY. Ungentle Queen, to call him gentle Suffolk! - No more, I say; if thou dost plead for him, - Thou wilt but add increase unto my wrath. - Had I but said, I would have kept my word; - But when I swear, it is irrevocable. - If after three days' space thou here be'st found - On any ground that I am ruler of, - The world shall not be ransom for thy life. - Come, Warwick, come, good Warwick, go with me; - I have great matters to impart to thee. - Exeunt all but QUEEN and SUFFOLK - QUEEN. Mischance and sorrow go along with you! - Heart's discontent and sour affliction - Be playfellows to keep you company! - There's two of you; the devil make a third, - And threefold vengeance tend upon your steps! - SUFFOLK. Cease, gentle Queen, these execrations, - And let thy Suffolk take his heavy leave. - QUEEN. Fie, coward woman and soft-hearted wretch, - Has thou not spirit to curse thine enemy? - SUFFOLK. A plague upon them! Wherefore should I curse them? - Would curses kill as doth the mandrake's groan, - I would invent as bitter searching terms, - As curst, as harsh, and horrible to hear, - Deliver'd strongly through my fixed teeth, - With full as many signs of deadly hate, - As lean-fac'd Envy in her loathsome cave. - My tongue should stumble in mine earnest words, - Mine eyes should sparkle like the beaten flint, - Mine hair be fix'd an end, as one distract; - Ay, every joint should seem to curse and ban; - And even now my burden'd heart would break, - Should I not curse them. Poison be their drink! - Gall, worse than gall, the daintiest that they taste! - Their sweetest shade a grove of cypress trees! - Their chiefest prospect murd'ring basilisks! - Their softest touch as smart as lizards' stings! - Their music frightful as the serpent's hiss, - And boding screech-owls make the consort full! - all the foul terrors in dark-seated hell- - QUEEN. Enough, sweet Suffolk, thou torment'st thyself; - And these dread curses, like the sun 'gainst glass, - Or like an overcharged gun, recoil, - And turns the force of them upon thyself. - SUFFOLK. You bade me ban, and will you bid me leave? - Now, by the ground that I am banish'd from, - Well could I curse away a winter's night, - Though standing naked on a mountain top - Where biting cold would never let grass grow, - And think it but a minute spent in sport. - QUEEN. O, let me entreat thee cease! Give me thy hand, - That I may dew it with my mournful tears; - Nor let the rain of heaven wet this place - To wash away my woeful monuments. - O, could this kiss be printed in thy hand, - That thou might'st think upon these by the seal, - Through whom a thousand sighs are breath'd for thee! - So, get thee gone, that I may know my grief; - 'Tis but surmis'd whiles thou art standing by, - As one that surfeits thinking on a want. - I will repeal thee or, be well assur'd, - Adventure to be banished myself; - And banished I am, if but from thee. - Go, speak not to me; even now be gone. - O, go not yet! Even thus two friends condemn'd - Embrace, and kiss, and take ten thousand leaves, - Loather a hundred times to part than die. - Yet now, farewell; and farewell life with thee! - SUFFOLK. Thus is poor Suffolk ten times banished, - Once by the King and three times thrice by thee, - 'Tis not the land I care for, wert thou thence; - A wilderness is populous enough, - So Suffolk had thy heavenly company; - For where thou art, there is the world itself, - With every several pleasure in the world; - And where thou art not, desolation. - I can no more: Live thou to joy thy life; - Myself no joy in nought but that thou liv'st. - - Enter VAUX - - QUEEN. Whither goes Vaux so fast? What news, I prithee? - VAUX. To signify unto his Majesty - That Cardinal Beaufort is at point of death; - For suddenly a grievous sickness took him - That makes him gasp, and stare, and catch the air, - Blaspheming God, and cursing men on earth. - Sometime he talks as if Duke Humphrey's ghost - Were by his side; sometime he calls the King - And whispers to his pillow, as to him, - The secrets of his overcharged soul; - And I am sent to tell his Majesty - That even now he cries aloud for him. - QUEEN. Go tell this heavy message to the King. Exit VAUX - Ay me! What is this world! What news are these! - But wherefore grieve I at an hour's poor loss, - Omitting Suffolk's exile, my soul's treasure? - Why only, Suffolk, mourn I not for thee, - And with the southern clouds contend in tears- - Theirs for the earth's increase, mine for my sorrows? - Now get thee hence: the King, thou know'st, is coming; - If thou be found by me; thou art but dead. - SUFFOLK. If I depart from thee I cannot live; - And in thy sight to die, what were it else - But like a pleasant slumber in thy lap? - Here could I breathe my soul into the air, - As mild and gentle as the cradle-babe - Dying with mother's dug between its lips; - Where, from thy sight, I should be raging mad - And cry out for thee to close up mine eyes, - To have thee with thy lips to stop my mouth; - So shouldst thou either turn my flying soul, - Or I should breathe it so into thy body, - And then it liv'd in sweet Elysium. - To die by thee were but to die in jest: - From thee to die were torture more than death. - O, let me stay, befall what may befall! - QUEEN. Away! Though parting be a fretful corrosive, - It is applied to a deathful wound. - To France, sweet Suffolk. Let me hear from thee; - For whereso'er thou art in this world's globe - I'll have an Iris that shall find thee out. - SUFFOLK. I go. - QUEEN. And take my heart with thee. [She kisses him] - SUFFOLK. A jewel, lock'd into the woefull'st cask - That ever did contain a thing of worth. - Even as a splitted bark, so sunder we: - This way fall I to death. - QUEEN. This way for me. Exeunt severally - - - - -SCENE III. -London. CARDINAL BEAUFORT'S bedchamber - -Enter the KING, SALISBURY, and WARWICK, to the CARDINAL in bed - - KING HENRY. How fares my lord? Speak, Beaufort, to thy sovereign. - CARDINAL. If thou be'st Death I'll give thee England's treasure, - Enough to purchase such another island, - So thou wilt let me live and feel no pain. - KING HENRY. Ah, what a sign it is of evil life - Where death's approach is seen so terrible! - WARWICK. Beaufort, it is thy sovereign speaks to thee. - CARDINAL. Bring me unto my trial when you will. - Died he not in his bed? Where should he die? - Can I make men live, whe'er they will or no? - O, torture me no more! I will confess. - Alive again? Then show me where he is; - I'll give a thousand pound to look upon him. - He hath no eyes, the dust hath blinded them. - Comb down his hair; look, look! it stands upright, - Like lime-twigs set to catch my winged soul! - Give me some drink; and bid the apothecary - Bring the strong poison that I bought of him. - KING HENRY. O Thou eternal Mover of the heavens, - Look with a gentle eye upon this wretch! - O, beat away the busy meddling fiend - That lays strong siege unto this wretch's soul, - And from his bosom purge this black despair! - WARWICK. See how the pangs of death do make him grin - SALISBURY. Disturb him not, let him pass peaceably. - KING HENRY. Peace to his soul, if God's good pleasure be! - Lord Card'nal, if thou think'st on heaven's bliss, - Hold up thy hand, make signal of thy hope. - He dies, and makes no sign: O God, forgive him! - WARWICK. So bad a death argues a monstrous life. - KING HENRY. Forbear to judge, for we are sinners all. - Close up his eyes, and draw the curtain close; - And let us all to meditation. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. -The coast of Kent - -Alarum. Fight at sea. Ordnance goes off. Enter a LIEUTENANT, -a SHIPMASTER and his MATE, and WALTER WHITMORE, with sailors; -SUFFOLK and other GENTLEMEN, as prisoners - - LIEUTENANT. The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day - Is crept into the bosom of the sea; - And now loud-howling wolves arouse the jades - That drag the tragic melancholy night; - Who with their drowsy, slow, and flagging wings - Clip dead men's graves, and from their misty jaws - Breathe foul contagious darkness in the air. - Therefore bring forth the soldiers of our prize; - For, whilst our pinnace anchors in the Downs, - Here shall they make their ransom on the sand, - Or with their blood stain this discoloured shore. - Master, this prisoner freely give I thee; - And thou that art his mate make boot of this; - The other, Walter Whitmore, is thy share. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. What is my ransom, master, let me know? - MASTER. A thousand crowns, or else lay down your head. - MATE. And so much shall you give, or off goes yours. - LIEUTENANT. What, think you much to pay two thousand crowns, - And bear the name and port of gentlemen? - Cut both the villains' throats- for die you shall; - The lives of those which we have lost in fight - Be counterpois'd with such a petty sum! - FIRST GENTLEMAN. I'll give it, sir: and therefore spare my life. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. And so will I, and write home for it straight. - WHITMORE. I lost mine eye in laying the prize aboard, - [To SUFFOLK] And therefore, to revenge it, shalt thou die; - And so should these, if I might have my will. - LIEUTENANT. Be not so rash; take ransom, let him live. - SUFFOLK. Look on my George, I am a gentleman: - Rate me at what thou wilt, thou shalt be paid. - WHITMORE. And so am I: my name is Walter Whitmore. - How now! Why start'st thou? What, doth death affright? - SUFFOLK. Thy name affrights me, in whose sound is death. - A cunning man did calculate my birth - And told me that by water I should die; - Yet let not this make thee be bloody-minded; - Thy name is Gualtier, being rightly sounded. - WHITMORE. Gualtier or Walter, which it is I care not: - Never yet did base dishonour blur our name - But with our sword we wip'd away the blot; - Therefore, when merchant-like I sell revenge, - Broke be my sword, my arms torn and defac'd, - And I proclaim'd a coward through the world. - SUFFOLK. Stay, Whitmore, for thy prisoner is a prince, - The Duke of Suffolk, William de la Pole. - WHITMORE. The Duke of Suffolk muffled up in rags? - SUFFOLK. Ay, but these rags are no part of the Duke: - Jove sometime went disguis'd, and why not I? - LIEUTENANT. But Jove was never slain, as thou shalt be. - SUFFOLK. Obscure and lowly swain, King Henry's blood, - The honourable blood of Lancaster, - Must not be shed by such a jaded groom. - Hast thou not kiss'd thy hand and held my stirrup, - Bareheaded plodded by my foot-cloth mule, - And thought thee happy when I shook my head? - How often hast thou waited at my cup, - Fed from my trencher, kneel'd down at the board, - When I have feasted with Queen Margaret? - Remember it, and let it make thee crestfall'n, - Ay, and allay thus thy abortive pride, - How in our voiding-lobby hast thou stood - And duly waited for my coming forth. - This hand of mine hath writ in thy behalf, - And therefore shall it charm thy riotous tongue. - WHITMORE. Speak, Captain, shall I stab the forlorn swain? - LIEUTENANT. First let my words stab him, as he hath me. - SUFFOLK. Base slave, thy words are blunt, and so art thou. - LIEUTENANT. Convey him hence, and on our longboat's side - Strike off his head. - SUFFOLK. Thou dar'st not, for thy own. - LIEUTENANT. Poole! - SUFFOLK. Poole? - LIEUTENANT. Ay, kennel, puddle, sink, whose filth and dirt - Troubles the silver spring where England drinks; - Now will I dam up this thy yawning mouth - For swallowing the treasure of the realm. - Thy lips, that kiss'd the Queen, shall sweep the ground; - And thou that smil'dst at good Duke Humphrey's death - Against the senseless winds shalt grin in vain, - Who in contempt shall hiss at thee again; - And wedded be thou to the hags of hell - For daring to affy a mighty lord - Unto the daughter of a worthless king, - Having neither subject, wealth, nor diadem. - By devilish policy art thou grown great, - And, like ambitious Sylla, overgorg'd - With gobbets of thy mother's bleeding heart. - By thee Anjou and Maine were sold to France; - The false revolting Normans thorough thee - Disdain to call us lord; and Picardy - Hath slain their governors, surpris'd our forts, - And sent the ragged soldiers wounded home. - The princely Warwick, and the Nevils all, - Whose dreadful swords were never drawn in vain, - As hating thee, are rising up in arms; - And now the house of York- thrust from the crown - By shameful murder of a guiltless king - And lofty proud encroaching tyranny- - Burns with revenging fire, whose hopeful colours - Advance our half-fac'd sun, striving to shine, - Under the which is writ 'Invitis nubibus.' - The commons here in Kent are up in arms; - And to conclude, reproach and beggary - Is crept into the palace of our King, - And all by thee. Away! convey him hence. - SUFFOLK. O that I were a god, to shoot forth thunder - Upon these paltry, servile, abject drudges! - Small things make base men proud: this villain here, - Being captain of a pinnace, threatens more - Than Bargulus, the strong Illyrian pirate. - Drones suck not eagles' blood but rob beehives. - It is impossible that I should die - By such a lowly vassal as thyself. - Thy words move rage and not remorse in me. - I go of message from the Queen to France: - I charge thee waft me safely cross the Channel. - LIEUTENANT. Walter- - WHITMORE. Come, Suffolk, I must waft thee to thy death. - SUFFOLK. Gelidus timor occupat artus: it is thee I fear. - WHITMORE. Thou shalt have cause to fear before I leave thee. - What, are ye daunted now? Now will ye stoop? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. My gracious lord, entreat him, speak him fair. - SUFFOLK. Suffolk's imperial tongue is stem and rough, - Us'd to command, untaught to plead for favour. - Far be it we should honour such as these - With humble suit: no, rather let my head - Stoop to the block than these knees bow to any - Save to the God of heaven and to my king; - And sooner dance upon a bloody pole - Than stand uncover'd to the vulgar groom. - True nobility is exempt from fear: - More can I bear than you dare execute. - LIEUTENANT. Hale him away, and let him talk no more. - SUFFOLK. Come, soldiers, show what cruelty ye can, - That this my death may never be forgot- - Great men oft die by vile bezonians: - A Roman sworder and banditto slave - Murder'd sweet Tully; Brutus' bastard hand - Stabb'd Julius Caesar; savage islanders - Pompey the Great; and Suffolk dies by pirates. - Exit WALTER with SUFFOLK - LIEUTENANT. And as for these, whose ransom we have set, - It is our pleasure one of them depart; - Therefore come you with us, and let him go. - Exeunt all but the FIRST GENTLEMAN - - Re-enter WHITMORE with SUFFOLK'S body - - WHITMORE. There let his head and lifeless body lie, - Until the Queen his mistress bury it. Exit - FIRST GENTLEMAN. O barbarous and bloody spectacle! - His body will I bear unto the King. - If he revenge it not, yet will his friends; - So will the Queen, that living held him dear. - Exit with the body - - - - -SCENE II. -Blackheath - -Enter GEORGE BEVIS and JOHN HOLLAND - - GEORGE. Come and get thee a sword, though made of a lath; they have - been up these two days. - JOHN. They have the more need to sleep now, then. - GEORGE. I tell thee Jack Cade the clothier means to dress the - commonwealth, and turn it, and set a new nap upon it. - JOHN. So he had need, for 'tis threadbare. Well, I say it was never - merry world in England since gentlemen came up. - GEORGE. O miserable age! Virtue is not regarded in handicraftsmen. - JOHN. The nobility think scorn to go in leather aprons. - GEORGE. Nay, more, the King's Council are no good workmen. - JOHN. True; and yet it is said 'Labour in thy vocation'; which is - as much to say as 'Let the magistrates be labouring men'; and - therefore should we be magistrates. - GEORGE. Thou hast hit it; for there's no better sign of a brave - mind than a hard hand. - JOHN. I see them! I see them! There's Best's son, the tanner of - Wingham- - GEORGE. He shall have the skins of our enemies to make dog's - leather of. - JOHN. And Dick the butcher- - GEORGE. Then is sin struck down, like an ox, and iniquity's throat - cut like a calf. - JOHN. And Smith the weaver- - GEORGE. Argo, their thread of life is spun. - JOHN. Come, come, let's fall in with them. - - Drum. Enter CADE, DICK THE BUTCHER, SMITH - THE WEAVER, and a SAWYER, with infinite numbers - - CADE. We John Cade, so term'd of our supposed father- - DICK. [Aside] Or rather, of stealing a cade of herrings. - CADE. For our enemies shall fall before us, inspired with the - spirit of putting down kings and princes- command silence. - DICK. Silence! - CADE. My father was a Mortimer- - DICK. [Aside] He was an honest man and a good bricklayer. - CADE. My mother a Plantagenet- - DICK. [Aside] I knew her well; she was a midwife. - CADE. My wife descended of the Lacies- - DICK. [Aside] She was, indeed, a pedlar's daughter, and sold many - laces. - SMITH. [Aside] But now of late, not able to travel with her furr'd - pack, she washes bucks here at home. - CADE. Therefore am I of an honourable house. - DICK. [Aside] Ay, by my faith, the field is honourable, and there - was he born, under a hedge, for his father had never a house but - the cage. - CADE. Valiant I am. - SMITH. [Aside] 'A must needs; for beggary is valiant. - CADE. I am able to endure much. - DICK. [Aside] No question of that; for I have seen him whipt three - market days together. - CADE. I fear neither sword nor fire. - SMITH. [Aside] He need not fear the sword, for his coat is of - proof. - DICK. [Aside] But methinks he should stand in fear of fire, being - burnt i' th' hand for stealing of sheep. - CADE. Be brave, then, for your captain is brave, and vows - reformation. There shall be in England seven halfpenny loaves - sold for a penny; the three-hoop'd pot shall have ten hoops; and - I will make it felony to drink small beer. All the realm shall be - in common, and in Cheapside shall my palfrey go to grass. And - when I am king- as king I will be - ALL. God save your Majesty! - CADE. I thank you, good people- there shall be no money; all shall - eat and drink on my score, and I will apparel them all in one - livery, that they may agree like brothers and worship me their - lord. - DICK. The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - CADE. Nay, that I mean to do. Is not this a lamentable thing, that - of the skin of an innocent lamb should be made parchment? That - parchment, being scribbl'd o'er, should undo a man? Some say the - bee stings; but I say 'tis the bee's wax; for I did but seal once - to a thing, and I was never mine own man since. How now! Who's - there? - - Enter some, bringing in the CLERK OF CHATHAM - - SMITH. The clerk of Chatham. He can write and read and cast - accompt. - CADE. O monstrous! - SMITH. We took him setting of boys' copies. - CADE. Here's a villain! - SMITH. Has a book in his pocket with red letters in't. - CADE. Nay, then he is a conjurer. - DICK. Nay, he can make obligations and write court-hand. - CADE. I am sorry for't; the man is a proper man, of mine honour; - unless I find him guilty, he shall not die. Come hither, sirrah, - I must examine thee. What is thy name? - CLERK. Emmanuel. - DICK. They use to write it on the top of letters; 'twill go hard - with you. - CADE. Let me alone. Dost thou use to write thy name, or hast thou a - mark to thyself, like a honest plain-dealing man? - CLERK. Sir, I thank God, I have been so well brought up that I can - write my name. - ALL. He hath confess'd. Away with him! He's a villain and a - traitor. - CADE. Away with him, I say! Hang him with his pen and inkhorn about - his neck. Exit one with the CLERK - - Enter MICHAEL - - MICHAEL. Where's our General? - CADE. Here I am, thou particular fellow. - MICHAEL. Fly, fly, fly! Sir Humphrey Stafford and his brother are - hard by, with the King's forces. - CADE. Stand, villain, stand, or I'll fell thee down. He shall be - encount'red with a man as good as himself. He is but a knight, - is 'a? - MICHAEL. No. - CADE. To equal him, I will make myself a knight presently. - [Kneels] Rise up, Sir John Mortimer. [Rises] Now have at him! - - Enter SIR HUMPHREY STAFFORD and WILLIAM - his brother, with drum and soldiers - - STAFFORD. Rebellious hinds, the filth and scum of Kent, - Mark'd for the gallows, lay your weapons down; - Home to your cottages, forsake this groom; - The King is merciful if you revolt. - WILLIAM STAFFORD. But angry, wrathful, and inclin'd to blood, - If you go forward; therefore yield or die. - CADE. As for these silken-coated slaves, I pass not; - It is to you, good people, that I speak, - O'er whom, in time to come, I hope to reign; - For I am rightful heir unto the crown. - STAFFORD. Villain, thy father was a plasterer; - And thou thyself a shearman, art thou not? - CADE. And Adam was a gardener. - WILLIAM STAFFORD. And what of that? - CADE. Marry, this: Edmund Mortimer, Earl of March, - Married the Duke of Clarence' daughter, did he not? - STAFFORD. Ay, sir. - CADE. By her he had two children at one birth. - WILLIAM STAFFORD. That's false. - CADE. Ay, there's the question; but I say 'tis true. - The elder of them being put to nurse, - Was by a beggar-woman stol'n away, - And, ignorant of his birth and parentage, - Became a bricklayer when he came to age. - His son am I; deny it if you can. - DICK. Nay, 'tis too true; therefore he shall be king. - SMITH. Sir, he made a chimney in my father's house, and the bricks - are alive at this day to testify it; therefore deny it not. - STAFFORD. And will you credit this base drudge's words - That speaks he knows not what? - ALL. Ay, marry, will we; therefore get ye gone. - WILLIAM STAFFORD. Jack Cade, the Duke of York hath taught you this. - CADE. [Aside] He lies, for I invented it myself- Go to, sirrah, - tell the King from me that for his father's sake, Henry the - Fifth, in whose time boys went to span-counter for French crowns, - I am content he shall reign; but I'll be Protector over him. - DICK. And furthermore, we'll have the Lord Say's head for selling - the dukedom of Maine. - CADE. And good reason; for thereby is England main'd and fain to go - with a staff, but that my puissance holds it up. Fellow kings, I - tell you that that Lord Say hath gelded the commonwealth and made - it an eunuch; and more than that, he can speak French, and - therefore he is a traitor. - STAFFORD. O gross and miserable ignorance! - CADE. Nay, answer if you can; the Frenchmen are our enemies. Go to, - then, I ask but this: can he that speaks with the tongue of an - enemy be a good counsellor, or no? - ALL. No, no; and therefore we'll have his head. - WILLIAM STAFFORD. Well, seeing gentle words will not prevail, - Assail them with the army of the King. - STAFFORD. Herald, away; and throughout every town - Proclaim them traitors that are up with Cade; - That those which fly before the battle ends - May, even in their wives'and children's sight, - Be hang'd up for example at their doors. - And you that be the King's friends, follow me. - Exeunt the TWO STAFFORDS and soldiers - CADE. And you that love the commons follow me. - Now show yourselves men; 'tis for liberty. - We will not leave one lord, one gentleman; - Spare none but such as go in clouted shoon, - For they are thrifty honest men and such - As would- but that they dare not- take our parts. - DICK. They are all in order, and march toward us. - CADE. But then are we in order when we are most out of order. Come, - march forward. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Another part of Blackheath - -Alarums to the fight, wherein both the STAFFORDS are slain. -Enter CADE and the rest - - CADE. Where's Dick, the butcher of Ashford? - DICK. Here, sir. - CADE. They fell before thee like sheep and oxen, and thou behavedst - thyself as if thou hadst been in thine own slaughter-house; - therefore thus will I reward thee- the Lent shall be as long - again as it is, and thou shalt have a licence to kill for a - hundred lacking one. - DICK. I desire no more. - CADE. And, to speak truth, thou deserv'st no less. [Putting on SIR - HUMPHREY'S brigandine] This monument of the victory will I bear, - and the bodies shall be dragged at my horse heels till I do come - to London, where we will have the mayor's sword borne before us. - DICK. If we mean to thrive and do good, break open the gaols and - let out the prisoners. - CADE. Fear not that, I warrant thee. Come, let's march towards - London. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -London. The palace - -Enter the KING with a supplication, and the QUEEN with SUFFOLK'S head; -the DUKE OF BUCKINGHAM, and the LORD SAY - - QUEEN. Oft have I heard that grief softens the mind - And makes it fearful and degenerate; - Think therefore on revenge and cease to weep. - But who can cease to weep, and look on this? - Here may his head lie on my throbbing breast; - But where's the body that I should embrace? - BUCKINGHAM. What answer makes your Grace to the rebels' - supplication? - KING HENRY. I'll send some holy bishop to entreat; - For God forbid so many simple souls - Should perish by the sword! And I myself, - Rather than bloody war shall cut them short, - Will parley with Jack Cade their general. - But stay, I'll read it over once again. - QUEEN. Ah, barbarous villains! Hath this lovely face - Rul'd like a wandering planet over me, - And could it not enforce them to relent - That were unworthy to behold the same? - KING HENRY. Lord Say, Jack Cade hath sworn to have thy head. - SAY. Ay, but I hope your Highness shall have his. - KING HENRY. How now, madam! - Still lamenting and mourning for Suffolk's death? - I fear me, love, if that I had been dead, - Thou wouldst not have mourn'd so much for me. - QUEEN. No, my love, I should not mourn, but die for thee. - - Enter A MESSENGER - - KING HENRY. How now! What news? Why com'st thou in such haste? - MESSENGER. The rebels are in Southwark; fly, my lord! - Jack Cade proclaims himself Lord Mortimer, - Descended from the Duke of Clarence' house, - And calls your Grace usurper, openly, - And vows to crown himself in Westminster. - His army is a ragged multitude - Of hinds and peasants, rude and merciless; - Sir Humphrey Stafford and his brother's death - Hath given them heart and courage to proceed. - All scholars, lawyers, courtiers, gentlemen, - They call false caterpillars and intend their death. - KING HENRY. O graceless men! they know not what they do. - BUCKINGHAM. My gracious lord, retire to Killingworth - Until a power be rais'd to put them down. - QUEEN. Ah, were the Duke of Suffolk now alive, - These Kentish rebels would be soon appeas'd! - KING HENRY. Lord Say, the traitors hate thee; - Therefore away with us to Killingworth. - SAY. So might your Grace's person be in danger. - The sight of me is odious in their eyes; - And therefore in this city will I stay - And live alone as secret as I may. - - Enter another MESSENGER - - SECOND MESSENGER. Jack Cade hath gotten London Bridge. - The citizens fly and forsake their houses; - The rascal people, thirsting after prey, - Join with the traitor; and they jointly swear - To spoil the city and your royal court. - BUCKINGHAM. Then linger not, my lord; away, take horse. - KING HENRY. Come Margaret; God, our hope, will succour us. - QUEEN. My hope is gone, now Suffolk is deceas'd. - KING HENRY. [To LORD SAY] Farewell, my lord, trust not the Kentish - rebels. - BUCKINGHAM. Trust nobody, for fear you be betray'd. - SAY. The trust I have is in mine innocence, - And therefore am I bold and resolute. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -London. The Tower - -Enter LORD SCALES Upon the Tower, walking. Then enter two or three CITIZENS, -below - - SCALES. How now! Is Jack Cade slain? - FIRST CITIZEN. No, my lord, nor likely to be slain; for they have - won the bridge, killing all those that withstand them. - The Lord Mayor craves aid of your honour from the - Tower, to defend the city from the rebels. - SCALES. Such aid as I can spare you shall command, - But I am troubled here with them myself; - The rebels have assay'd to win the Tower. - But get you to Smithfield, and gather head, - And thither I will send you Matthew Goffe; - Fight for your King, your country, and your lives; - And so, farewell, for I must hence again. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VI. -London. Cannon street - -Enter JACK CADE and the rest, and strikes his staff on London Stone - - CADE. Now is Mortimer lord of this city. And here, sitting upon - London Stone, I charge and command that, of the city's cost, the - pissing conduit run nothing but claret wine this first year of - our reign. And now henceforward it shall be treason for any that - calls me other than Lord Mortimer. - - Enter a SOLDIER, running - - SOLDIER. Jack Cade! Jack Cade! - CADE. Knock him down there. [They kill him] - SMITH. If this fellow be wise, he'll never call ye Jack Cade more; - I think he hath a very fair warning. - DICK. My lord, there's an army gathered together in Smithfield. - CADE. Come then, let's go fight with them. But first go and set - London Bridge on fire; and, if you can, burn down the Tower too. - Come, let's away. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VII. -London. Smithfield - -Alarums. MATTHEW GOFFE is slain, and all the rest. Then enter JACK CADE, -with his company - - CADE. So, sirs. Now go some and pull down the Savoy; others to th' - Inns of Court; down with them all. - DICK. I have a suit unto your lordship. - CADE. Be it a lordship, thou shalt have it for that word. - DICK. Only that the laws of England may come out of your mouth. - JOHN. [Aside] Mass, 'twill be sore law then; for he was thrust in - the mouth with a spear, and 'tis not whole yet. - SMITH. [Aside] Nay, John, it will be stinking law; for his breath - stinks with eating toasted cheese. - CADE. I have thought upon it; it shall be so. Away, burn all the - records of the realm. My mouth shall be the Parliament of - England. - JOHN. [Aside] Then we are like to have biting statutes, unless his - teeth be pull'd out. - CADE. And henceforward all things shall be in common. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. My lord, a prize, a prize! Here's the Lord Say, which - sold the towns in France; he that made us pay one and twenty - fifteens, and one shining to the pound, the last subsidy. - - Enter GEORGE BEVIS, with the LORD SAY - - CADE. Well, he shall be beheaded for it ten times. Ah, thou say, - thou serge, nay, thou buckram lord! Now art thou within point - blank of our jurisdiction regal. What canst thou answer to my - Majesty for giving up of Normandy unto Mounsieur Basimecu the - Dauphin of France? Be it known unto thee by these presence, even - the presence of Lord Mortimer, that I am the besom that must - sweep the court clean of such filth as thou art. Thou hast most - traitorously corrupted the youth of the realm in erecting a - grammar school; and whereas, before, our forefathers had no other - books but the score and the tally, thou hast caused printing to - be us'd, and, contrary to the King, his crown, and dignity, thou - hast built a paper-mill. It will be proved to thy face that thou - hast men about thee that usually talk of a noun and a verb, and - such abominable words as no Christian ear can endure to hear. - Thou hast appointed justices of peace, to call poor men before - them about matters they were not able to answer. Moreover, thou - hast put them in prison, and because they could not read, thou - hast hang'd them, when, indeed, only for that cause they have - been most worthy to live. Thou dost ride in a foot-cloth, dost - thou not? - SAY. What of that? - CADE. Marry, thou ought'st not to let thy horse wear a cloak, when - honester men than thou go in their hose and doublets. - DICK. And work in their shirt too, as myself, for example, that am - a butcher. - SAY. You men of Kent- - DICK. What say you of Kent? - SAY. Nothing but this: 'tis 'bona terra, mala gens.' - CADE. Away with him, away with him! He speaks Latin. - SAY. Hear me but speak, and bear me where you will. - Kent, in the Commentaries Caesar writ, - Is term'd the civil'st place of all this isle. - Sweet is the country, because full of riches; - The people liberal valiant, active, wealthy; - Which makes me hope you are not void of pity. - I sold not Maine, I lost not Normandy; - Yet, to recover them, would lose my life. - Justice with favour have I always done; - Pray'rs and tears have mov'd me, gifts could never. - When have I aught exacted at your hands, - But to maintain the King, the realm, and you? - Large gifts have I bestow'd on learned clerks, - Because my book preferr'd me to the King, - And seeing ignorance is the curse of God, - Knowledge the wing wherewith we fly to heaven, - Unless you be possess'd with devilish spirits - You cannot but forbear to murder me. - This tongue hath parley'd unto foreign kings - For your behoof. - CADE. Tut, when struck'st thou one blow in the field? - SAY. Great men have reaching hands. Oft have I struck - Those that I never saw, and struck them dead. - GEORGE. O monstrous coward! What, to come behind folks? - SAY. These cheeks are pale for watching for your good. - CADE. Give him a box o' th' ear, and that will make 'em red again. - SAY. Long sitting to determine poor men's causes - Hath made me full of sickness and diseases. - CADE. Ye shall have a hempen caudle then, and the help of hatchet. - DICK. Why dost thou quiver, man? - SAY. The palsy, and not fear, provokes me. - CADE. Nay, he nods at us, as who should say 'I'll be even with - you'; I'll see if his head will stand steadier on a pole, or no. - Take him away, and behead him. - SAY. Tell me: wherein have I offended most? - Have I affected wealth or honour? Speak. - Are my chests fill'd up with extorted gold? - Is my apparel sumptuous to behold? - Whom have I injur'd, that ye seek my death? - These hands are free from guiltless bloodshedding, - This breast from harbouring foul deceitful thoughts. - O, let me live! - CADE. [Aside] I feel remorse in myself with his words; but I'll - bridle it. He shall die, an it be but for pleading so well for - his life.- Away with him! He has a familiar under his tongue; he - speaks not o' God's name. Go, take him away, I say, and strike - off his head presently, and then break into his son-in-law's - house, Sir James Cromer, and strike off his head, and bring them - both upon two poles hither. - ALL. It shall be done. - SAY. Ah, countrymen! if when you make your pray'rs, - God should be so obdurate as yourselves, - How would it fare with your departed souls? - And therefore yet relent and save my life. - CADE. Away with him, and do as I command ye. [Exeunt some with - LORD SAY] The proudest peer in the realm shall not wear a head - on his shoulders, unless he pay me tribute; there shall not a - maid be married, but she shall pay to me her maidenhead ere they - have it. Men shall hold of me in capite; and we charge and - command that their wives be as free as heart can wish or tongue - can tell. - DICK. My lord, when shall we go to Cheapside, and take up - commodities upon our bills? - CADE. Marry, presently. - ALL. O, brave! - - Re-enter one with the heads - - CADE. But is not this braver? Let them kiss one another, for they - lov'd well when they were alive. Now part them again, lest they - consult about the giving up of some more towns in France. - Soldiers, defer the spoil of the city until night; for with these - borne before us instead of maces will we ride through the - streets, and at every corner have them kiss. Away! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VIII. -Southwark - -Alarum and retreat. Enter again CADE and all his rabblement - - CADE. Up Fish Street! down Saint Magnus' Corner! Kill and knock - down! Throw them into Thames! [Sound a parley] - What noise is this I hear? Dare any be so bold to sound retreat - or parley when I command them kill? - - Enter BUCKINGHAM and old CLIFFORD, attended - - BUCKINGHAM. Ay, here they be that dare and will disturb thee. - And therefore yet relent, and save my life. - Know, Cade, we come ambassadors from the King - Unto the commons whom thou hast misled; - And here pronounce free pardon to them all - That will forsake thee and go home in peace. - CLIFFORD. What say ye, countrymen? Will ye relent - And yield to mercy whilst 'tis offer'd you, - Or let a rebel lead you to your deaths? - Who loves the King, and will embrace his pardon, - Fling up his cap and say 'God save his Majesty!' - Who hateth him and honours not his father, - Henry the Fifth, that made all France to quake, - Shake he his weapon at us and pass by. - ALL. God save the King! God save the King! - CADE. What, Buckingham and Clifford, are ye so brave? - And you, base peasants, do ye believe him? Will you needs be - hang'd with your about your necks? Hath my sword therefore broke - through London gates, that you should leave me at the White Hart - in Southwark? I thought ye would never have given out these arms - till you had recovered your ancient freedom. But you are all - recreants and dastards, and delight to live in slavery to the - nobility. Let them break your backs with burdens, take your - houses over your heads, ravish your wives and daughters before - your faces. For me, I will make shift for one; and so God's curse - light upon you all! - ALL. We'll follow Cade, we'll follow Cade! - CLIFFORD. Is Cade the son of Henry the Fifth, - That thus you do exclaim you'll go with him? - Will he conduct you through the heart of France, - And make the meanest of you earls and dukes? - Alas, he hath no home, no place to fly to; - Nor knows he how to live but by the spoil, - Unless by robbing of your friends and us. - Were't not a shame that whilst you live at jar - The fearful French, whom you late vanquished, - Should make a start o'er seas and vanquish you? - Methinks already in this civil broil - I see them lording it in London streets, - Crying 'Villiago!' unto all they meet. - Better ten thousand base-born Cades miscarry - Than you should stoop unto a Frenchman's mercy. - To France, to France, and get what you have lost; - Spare England, for it is your native coast. - Henry hath money; you are strong and manly. - God on our side, doubt not of victory. - ALL. A Clifford! a Clifford! We'll follow the King and Clifford. - CADE. Was ever feather so lightly blown to and fro as this - multitude? The name of Henry the Fifth hales them to an hundred - mischiefs, and makes them leave me desolate. I see them lay their - heads together to surprise me. My sword make way for me for here - is no staying. In despite of the devils and hell, have through - the very middest of you! and heavens and honour be witness that - no want of resolution in me, but only my followers' base and - ignominious treasons, makes me betake me to my heels. - Exit - BUCKINGHAM. What, is he fled? Go some, and follow him; - And he that brings his head unto the King - Shall have a thousand crowns for his reward. - Exeunt some of them - Follow me, soldiers; we'll devise a mean - To reconcile you all unto the King. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IX. -Killing, worth Castle - -Sound trumpets. Enter KING, QUEEN, and SOMERSET, on the terrace - - KING HENRY. Was ever king that joy'd an earthly throne - And could command no more content than I? - No sooner was I crept out of my cradle - But I was made a king, at nine months old. - Was never subject long'd to be a King - As I do long and wish to be a subject. - - Enter BUCKINGHAM and old CLIFFORD - - BUCKINGHAM. Health and glad tidings to your Majesty! - KING HENRY. Why, Buckingham, is the traitor Cade surpris'd? - Or is he but retir'd to make him strong? - - Enter, below, multitudes, with halters about their necks - - CLIFFORD. He is fled, my lord, and all his powers do yield, - And humbly thus, with halters on their necks, - Expect your Highness' doom of life or death. - KING HENRY. Then, heaven, set ope thy everlasting gates, - To entertain my vows of thanks and praise! - Soldiers, this day have you redeem'd your lives, - And show'd how well you love your Prince and country. - Continue still in this so good a mind, - And Henry, though he be infortunate, - Assure yourselves, will never be unkind. - And so, with thanks and pardon to you all, - I do dismiss you to your several countries. - ALL. God save the King! God save the King! - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. Please it your Grace to be advertised - The Duke of York is newly come from Ireland - And with a puissant and a mighty power - Of gallowglasses and stout kerns - Is marching hitherward in proud array, - And still proclaimeth, as he comes along, - His arms are only to remove from thee - The Duke of Somerset, whom he terms a traitor. - KING HENRY. Thus stands my state, 'twixt Cade and York distress'd; - Like to a ship that, having scap'd a tempest, - Is straightway calm'd, and boarded with a pirate; - But now is Cade driven back, his men dispers'd, - And now is York in arms to second him. - I pray thee, Buckingham, go and meet him - And ask him what's the reason of these arms. - Tell him I'll send Duke Edmund to the Tower- - And Somerset, we will commit thee thither - Until his army be dismiss'd from him. - SOMERSET. My lord, - I'll yield myself to prison willingly, - Or unto death, to do my country good. - KING HENRY. In any case be not too rough in terms, - For he is fierce and cannot brook hard language. - BUCKINGHAM. I will, my lord, and doubt not so to deal - As all things shall redound unto your good. - KING HENRY. Come, wife, let's in, and learn to govern better; - For yet may England curse my wretched reign. - Flourish. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE X. -Kent. Iden's garden - -Enter CADE - - CADE. Fie on ambitions! Fie on myself, that have a sword and yet am - ready to famish! These five days have I hid me in these woods and - durst not peep out, for all the country is laid for me; but now - am I so hungry that, if I might have a lease of my life for a - thousand years, I could stay no longer. Wherefore, on a brick - wall have I climb'd into this garden, to see if I can eat grass - or pick a sallet another while, which is not amiss to cool a - man's stomach this hot weather. And I think this word 'sallet' - was born to do me good; for many a time, but for a sallet, my - brain-pain had been cleft with a brown bill; and many a time, - when I have been dry, and bravely marching, it hath serv'd me - instead of a quart-pot to drink in; and now the word 'sallet' - must serve me to feed on. - - Enter IDEN - - IDEN. Lord, who would live turmoiled in the court - And may enjoy such quiet walks as these? - This small inheritance my father left me - Contenteth me, and worth a monarchy. - I seek not to wax great by others' waning - Or gather wealth I care not with what envy; - Sufficeth that I have maintains my state, - And sends the poor well pleased from my gate. - CADE. Here's the lord of the soil come to seize me for a stray, for - entering his fee-simple without leave. Ah, villain, thou wilt - betray me, and get a thousand crowns of the King by carrying my - head to him; but I'll make thee eat iron like an ostrich and - swallow my sword like a great pin ere thou and I part. - IDEN. Why, rude companion, whatsoe'er thou be, - I know thee not; why then should I betray thee? - Is't not enough to break into my garden - And like a thief to come to rob my grounds, - Climbing my walls in spite of me the owner, - But thou wilt brave me with these saucy terms? - CADE. Brave thee? Ay, by the best blood that ever was broach'd, and - beard thee too. Look on me well: I have eat no meat these five - days, yet come thou and thy five men and if I do not leave you - all as dead as a door-nail, I pray God I may never eat grass - more. - IDEN. Nay, it shall ne'er be said, while England stands, - That Alexander Iden, an esquire of Kent, - Took odds to combat a poor famish'd man. - Oppose thy steadfast-gazing eyes to mine; - See if thou canst outface me with thy looks; - Set limb to limb, and thou art far the lesser; - Thy hand is but a finger to my fist, - Thy leg a stick compared with this truncheon; - My foot shall fight with all the strength thou hast, - And if mine arm be heaved in the air, - Thy grave is digg'd already in the earth. - As for words, whose greatness answers words, - Let this my sword report what speech forbears. - CADE. By my valour, the most complete champion that ever I heard! - Steel, if thou turn the edge, or cut not out the burly bon'd - clown in chines of beef ere thou sleep in thy sheath, I beseech - God on my knees thou mayst be turn'd to hobnails. [Here they - fight; CADE falls] O, I am slain! famine and no other hath slain - me. Let ten thousand devils come against me, and give me but the - ten meals I have lost, and I'd defy them all. Wither, garden, and - be henceforth a burying place to all that do dwell in this house, - because the unconquered soul of Cade is fled. - IDEN. Is't Cade that I have slain, that monstrous traitor? - Sword, I will hallow thee for this thy deed - And hang thee o'er my tomb when I am dead. - Ne'er shall this blood be wiped from thy point, - But thou shalt wear it as a herald's coat - To emblaze the honour that thy master got. - CADE. Iden, farewell; and be proud of thy victory. Tell Kent from - me she hath lost her best man, and exhort all the world to be - cowards; for I, that never feared any, am vanquished by famine, - not by valour. [Dies] - IDEN. How much thou wrong'st me, heaven be my judge. - Die, damned wretch, the curse of her that bare thee! - And as I thrust thy body in with my sword, - So wish I, I might thrust thy soul to hell. - Hence will I drag thee headlong by the heels - Unto a dunghill, which shall be thy grave, - And there cut off thy most ungracious head, - Which I will bear in triumph to the King, - Leaving thy trunk for crows to feed upon. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -Fields between Dartford and Blackheath - -Enter YORK, and his army of Irish, with drum and colours - - YORK. From Ireland thus comes York to claim his right - And pluck the crown from feeble Henry's head: - Ring bells aloud, burn bonfires clear and bright, - To entertain great England's lawful king. - Ah, sancta majestas! who would not buy thee dear? - Let them obey that knows not how to rule; - This hand was made to handle nought but gold. - I cannot give due action to my words - Except a sword or sceptre balance it. - A sceptre shall it have, have I a soul - On which I'll toss the flower-de-luce of France. - - Enter BUCKINGHAM - - [Aside] Whom have we here? Buckingham, to disturb me? - The King hath sent him, sure: I must dissemble. - BUCKINGHAM. York, if thou meanest well I greet thee well. - YORK. Humphrey of Buckingham, I accept thy greeting. - Art thou a messenger, or come of pleasure? - BUCKINGHAM. A messenger from Henry, our dread liege, - To know the reason of these arms in peace; - Or why thou, being a subject as I am, - Against thy oath and true allegiance sworn, - Should raise so great a power without his leave, - Or dare to bring thy force so near the court. - YORK. [Aside] Scarce can I speak, my choler is so great. - O, I could hew up rocks and fight with flint, - I am so angry at these abject terms; - And now, like Ajax Telamonius, - On sheep or oxen could I spend my fury. - I am far better born than is the King, - More like a king, more kingly in my thoughts; - But I must make fair weather yet awhile, - Till Henry be more weak and I more strong.- - Buckingham, I prithee, pardon me - That I have given no answer all this while; - My mind was troubled with deep melancholy. - The cause why I have brought this army hither - Is to remove proud Somerset from the King, - Seditious to his Grace and to the state. - BUCKINGHAM. That is too much presumption on thy part; - But if thy arms be to no other end, - The King hath yielded unto thy demand: - The Duke of Somerset is in the Tower. - YORK. Upon thine honour, is he prisoner? - BUCKINGHAM. Upon mine honour, he is prisoner. - YORK. Then, Buckingham, I do dismiss my pow'rs. - Soldiers, I thank you all; disperse yourselves; - Meet me to-morrow in Saint George's field, - You shall have pay and everything you wish. - And let my sovereign, virtuous Henry, - Command my eldest son, nay, all my sons, - As pledges of my fealty and love. - I'll send them all as willing as I live: - Lands, goods, horse, armour, anything I have, - Is his to use, so Somerset may die. - BUCKINGHAM. York, I commend this kind submission. - We twain will go into his Highness' tent. - - Enter the KING, and attendants - - KING HENRY. Buckingham, doth York intend no harm to us, - That thus he marcheth with thee arm in arm? - YORK. In all submission and humility - York doth present himself unto your Highness. - KING HENRY. Then what intends these forces thou dost bring? - YORK. To heave the traitor Somerset from hence, - And fight against that monstrous rebel Cade, - Who since I heard to be discomfited. - - Enter IDEN, with CADE's head - - IDEN. If one so rude and of so mean condition - May pass into the presence of a king, - Lo, I present your Grace a traitor's head, - The head of Cade, whom I in combat slew. - KING HENRY. The head of Cade! Great God, how just art Thou! - O, let me view his visage, being dead, - That living wrought me such exceeding trouble. - Tell me, my friend, art thou the man that slew him? - IDEN. I was, an't like your Majesty. - KING HENRY. How art thou call'd? And what is thy degree? - IDEN. Alexander Iden, that's my name; - A poor esquire of Kent that loves his king. - BUCKINGHAM. So please it you, my lord, 'twere not amiss - He were created knight for his good service. - KING HENRY. Iden, kneel down. [He kneels] Rise up a knight. - We give thee for reward a thousand marks, - And will that thou thenceforth attend on us. - IDEN. May Iden live to merit such a bounty, - And never live but true unto his liege! - - Enter the QUEEN and SOMERSET - - KING HENRY. See, Buckingham! Somerset comes with th' Queen: - Go, bid her hide him quickly from the Duke. - QUEEN. For thousand Yorks he shall not hide his head, - But boldly stand and front him to his face. - YORK. How now! Is Somerset at liberty? - Then, York, unloose thy long-imprisoned thoughts - And let thy tongue be equal with thy heart. - Shall I endure the sight of Somerset? - False king, why hast thou broken faith with me, - Knowing how hardly I can brook abuse? - King did I call thee? No, thou art not king; - Not fit to govern and rule multitudes, - Which dar'st not, no, nor canst not rule a traitor. - That head of thine doth not become a crown; - Thy hand is made to grasp a palmer's staff, - And not to grace an awful princely sceptre. - That gold must round engirt these brows of mine, - Whose smile and frown, like to Achilles' spear, - Is able with the change to kill and cure. - Here is a hand to hold a sceptre up, - And with the same to act controlling laws. - Give place. By heaven, thou shalt rule no more - O'er him whom heaven created for thy ruler. - SOMERSET. O monstrous traitor! I arrest thee, York, - Of capital treason 'gainst the King and crown. - Obey, audacious traitor; kneel for grace. - YORK. Wouldst have me kneel? First let me ask of these, - If they can brook I bow a knee to man. - Sirrah, call in my sons to be my bail: Exit attendant - I know, ere thy will have me go to ward, - They'll pawn their swords for my enfranchisement. - QUEEN. Call hither Clifford; bid him come amain, - To say if that the bastard boys of York - Shall be the surety for their traitor father. - Exit BUCKINGHAM - YORK. O blood-bespotted Neapolitan, - Outcast of Naples, England's bloody scourge! - The sons of York, thy betters in their birth, - Shall be their father's bail; and bane to those - That for my surety will refuse the boys! - - Enter EDWARD and RICHARD PLANTAGENET - - See where they come: I'll warrant they'll make it good. - - Enter CLIFFORD and his SON - - QUEEN. And here comes Clifford to deny their bail. - CLIFFORD. Health and all happiness to my lord the King! - [Kneels] - YORK. I thank thee, Clifford. Say, what news with thee? - Nay, do not fright us with an angry look. - We are thy sovereign, Clifford, kneel again; - For thy mistaking so, we pardon thee. - CLIFFORD. This is my King, York, I do not mistake; - But thou mistakes me much to think I do. - To Bedlam with him! Is the man grown mad? - KING HENRY. Ay, Clifford; a bedlam and ambitious humour - Makes him oppose himself against his king. - CLIFFORD. He is a traitor; let him to the Tower, - And chop away that factious pate of his. - QUEEN. He is arrested, but will not obey; - His sons, he says, shall give their words for him. - YORK. Will you not, sons? - EDWARD. Ay, noble father, if our words will serve. - RICHARD. And if words will not, then our weapons shall. - CLIFFORD. Why, what a brood of traitors have we here! - YORK. Look in a glass, and call thy image so: - I am thy king, and thou a false-heart traitor. - Call hither to the stake my two brave bears, - That with the very shaking of their chains - They may astonish these fell-lurking curs. - Bid Salisbury and Warwick come to me. - - Enter the EARLS OF WARWICK and SALISBURY - - CLIFFORD. Are these thy bears? We'll bait thy bears to death, - And manacle the berard in their chains, - If thou dar'st bring them to the baiting-place. - RICHARD. Oft have I seen a hot o'er weening cur - Run back and bite, because he was withheld; - Who, being suffer'd, with the bear's fell paw, - Hath clapp'd his tail between his legs and cried; - And such a piece of service will you do, - If you oppose yourselves to match Lord Warwick. - CLIFFORD. Hence, heap of wrath, foul indigested lump, - As crooked in thy manners as thy shape! - YORK. Nay, we shall heat you thoroughly anon. - CLIFFORD. Take heed, lest by your heat you burn yourselves. - KING HENRY. Why, Warwick, hath thy knee forgot to bow? - Old Salisbury, shame to thy silver hair, - Thou mad misleader of thy brainsick son! - What, wilt thou on thy death-bed play the ruffian - And seek for sorrow with thy spectacles? - O, where is faith? O, where is loyalty? - If it be banish'd from the frosty head, - Where shall it find a harbour in the earth? - Wilt thou go dig a grave to find out war - And shame thine honourable age with blood? - Why art thou old, and want'st experience? - Or wherefore dost abuse it, if thou hast it? - For shame! In duty bend thy knee to me, - That bows unto the grave with mickle age. - SALISBURY. My lord, I have considered with myself - The tide of this most renowned duke, - And in my conscience do repute his Grace - The rightful heir to England's royal seat. - KING HENRY. Hast thou not sworn allegiance unto me? - SALISBURY. I have. - KING HENRY. Canst thou dispense with heaven for such an oath? - SALISBURY. It is great sin to swear unto a sin; - But greater sin to keep a sinful oath. - Who can be bound by any solemn vow - To do a murd'rous deed, to rob a man, - To force a spotless virgin's chastity, - To reave the orphan of his patrimony, - To wring the widow from her custom'd right, - And have no other reason for this wrong - But that he was bound by a solemn oath? - QUEEN. A subtle traitor needs no sophister. - KING HENRY. Call Buckingham, and bid him arm himself. - YORK. Call Buckingham, and all the friends thou hast, - I am resolv'd for death or dignity. - CLIFFORD. The first I warrant thee, if dreams prove true. - WARWICK. You were best to go to bed and dream again - To keep thee from the tempest of the field. - CLIFFORD. I am resolv'd to bear a greater storm - Than any thou canst conjure up to-day; - And that I'll write upon thy burgonet, - Might I but know thee by thy household badge. - WARWICK. Now, by my father's badge, old Nevil's crest, - The rampant bear chain'd to the ragged staff, - This day I'll wear aloft my burgonet, - As on a mountain-top the cedar shows, - That keeps his leaves in spite of any storm, - Even to affright thee with the view thereof. - CLIFFORD. And from thy burgonet I'll rend thy bear - And tread it under foot with all contempt, - Despite the berard that protects the bear. - YOUNG CLIFFORD. And so to arms, victorious father, - To quell the rebels and their complices. - RICHARD. Fie! charity, for shame! Speak not in spite, - For you shall sup with Jesu Christ to-night. - YOUNG CLIFFORD. Foul stigmatic, that's more than thou canst tell. - RICHARD. If not in heaven, you'll surely sup in hell. - Exeunt severally - - - - -SCENE II. -Saint Albans - -Alarums to the battle. Enter WARWICK - - WARWICK. Clifford of Cumberland, 'tis Warwick calls; - And if thou dost not hide thee from the bear, - Now, when the angry trumpet sounds alarum - And dead men's cries do fill the empty air, - Clifford, I say, come forth and fight with me. - Proud northern lord, Clifford of Cumberland, - WARWICK is hoarse with calling thee to arms. - - Enter YORK - - How now, my noble lord! what, all a-foot? - YORK. The deadly-handed Clifford slew my steed; - But match to match I have encount'red him, - And made a prey for carrion kites and crows - Even of the bonny beast he lov'd so well. - - Enter OLD CLIFFORD - - WARWICK. Of one or both of us the time is come. - YORK. Hold, Warwick, seek thee out some other chase, - For I myself must hunt this deer to death. - WARWICK. Then, nobly, York; 'tis for a crown thou fight'st. - As I intend, Clifford, to thrive to-day, - It grieves my soul to leave thee unassail'd. Exit - CLIFFORD. What seest thou in me, York? Why dost thou pause? - YORK. With thy brave bearing should I be in love - But that thou art so fast mine enemy. - CLIFFORD. Nor should thy prowess want praise and esteem - But that 'tis shown ignobly and in treason. - YORK. So let it help me now against thy sword, - As I in justice and true right express it! - CLIFFORD. My soul and body on the action both! - YORK. A dreadful lay! Address thee instantly. - [They fight and CLIFFORD falls] - CLIFFORD. La fin couronne les oeuvres. [Dies] - YORK. Thus war hath given thee peace, for thou art still. - Peace with his soul, heaven, if it be thy will! Exit - - Enter YOUNG CLIFFORD - - YOUNG CLIFFORD. Shame and confusion! All is on the rout; - Fear frames disorder, and disorder wounds - Where it should guard. O war, thou son of hell, - Whom angry heavens do make their minister, - Throw in the frozen bosoms of our part - Hot coals of vengeance! Let no soldier fly. - He that is truly dedicate to war - Hath no self-love; nor he that loves himself - Hath not essentially, but by circumstance, - The name of valour. [Sees his father's body] - O, let the vile world end - And the premised flames of the last day - Knit earth and heaven together! - Now let the general trumpet blow his blast, - Particularities and petty sounds - To cease! Wast thou ordain'd, dear father, - To lose thy youth in peace and to achieve - The silver livery of advised age, - And in thy reverence and thy chair-days thus - To die in ruffian battle? Even at this sight - My heart is turn'd to stone; and while 'tis mine - It shall be stony. York not our old men spares; - No more will I their babes. Tears virginal - Shall be to me even as the dew to fire; - And beauty, that the tyrant oft reclaims, - Shall to my flaming wrath be oil and flax. - Henceforth I will not have to do with pity: - Meet I an infant of the house of York, - Into as many gobbets will I cut it - As wild Medea young Absyrtus did; - In cruelty will I seek out my fame. - Come, thou new ruin of old Clifford's house; - As did Aeneas old Anchises bear, - So bear I thee upon my manly shoulders; - But then Aeneas bare a living load, - Nothing so heavy as these woes of mine. - Exit with the body - - Enter RICHARD and SOMERSET to fight. SOMERSET is killed - - RICHARD. So, lie thou there; - For underneath an alehouse' paltry sign, - The Castle in Saint Albans, Somerset - Hath made the wizard famous in his death. - Sword, hold thy temper; heart, be wrathful still: - Priests pray for enemies, but princes kill. Exit - - Fight. Excursions. Enter KING, QUEEN, and others - - QUEEN. Away, my lord! You are slow; for shame, away! - KING HENRY. Can we outrun the heavens? Good Margaret, stay. - QUEEN. What are you made of? You'll nor fight nor fly. - Now is it manhood, wisdom, and defence, - To give the enemy way, and to secure us - By what we can, which can no more but fly. - [Alarum afar off] - If you be ta'en, we then should see the bottom - Of all our fortunes; but if we haply scape- - As well we may, if not through your neglect- - We shall to London get, where you are lov'd, - And where this breach now in our fortunes made - May readily be stopp'd. - - Re-enter YOUNG CLIFFORD - - YOUNG CLIFFORD. But that my heart's on future mischief set, - I would speak blasphemy ere bid you fly; - But fly you must; uncurable discomfit - Reigns in the hearts of all our present parts. - Away, for your relief! and we will live - To see their day and them our fortune give. - Away, my lord, away! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Fields near Saint Albans - -Alarum. Retreat. Enter YORK, RICHARD, WARWICK, and soldiers, -with drum and colours - - YORK. Of Salisbury, who can report of him, - That winter lion, who in rage forgets - Aged contusions and all brush of time - And, like a gallant in the brow of youth, - Repairs him with occasion? This happy day - Is not itself, nor have we won one foot, - If Salisbury be lost. - RICHARD. My noble father, - Three times to-day I holp him to his horse, - Three times bestrid him, thrice I led him off, - Persuaded him from any further act; - But still where danger was, still there I met him; - And like rich hangings in a homely house, - So was his will in his old feeble body. - But, noble as he is, look where he comes. - - Enter SALISBURY - - SALISBURY. Now, by my sword, well hast thou fought to-day! - By th' mass, so did we all. I thank you, Richard: - God knows how long it is I have to live, - And it hath pleas'd Him that three times to-day - You have defended me from imminent death. - Well, lords, we have not got that which we have; - 'Tis not enough our foes are this time fled, - Being opposites of such repairing nature. - YORK. I know our safety is to follow them; - For, as I hear, the King is fled to London - To call a present court of Parliament. - Let us pursue him ere the writs go forth. - What says Lord Warwick? Shall we after them? - WARWICK. After them? Nay, before them, if we can. - Now, by my faith, lords, 'twas a glorious day: - Saint Albans' battle, won by famous York, - Shall be eterniz'd in all age to come. - Sound drum and trumpets and to London all; - And more such days as these to us befall! Exeunt - - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1591 - -THE THIRD PART OF KING HENRY THE SIXTH - -by William Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - - KING HENRY THE SIXTH - EDWARD, PRINCE OF WALES, his son - LEWIS XI, King of France DUKE OF SOMERSET - DUKE OF EXETER EARL OF OXFORD - EARL OF NORTHUMBERLAND EARL OF WESTMORELAND - LORD CLIFFORD - RICHARD PLANTAGENET, DUKE OF YORK - EDWARD, EARL OF MARCH, afterwards KING EDWARD IV, his son - EDMUND, EARL OF RUTLAND, his son - GEORGE, afterwards DUKE OF CLARENCE, his son - RICHARD, afterwards DUKE OF GLOUCESTER, his son - DUKE OF NORFOLK MARQUIS OF MONTAGUE - EARL OF WARWICK EARL OF PEMBROKE - LORD HASTINGS LORD STAFFORD - SIR JOHN MORTIMER, uncle to the Duke of York - SIR HUGH MORTIMER, uncle to the Duke of York - HENRY, EARL OF RICHMOND, a youth - LORD RIVERS, brother to Lady Grey - SIR WILLIAM STANLEY SIR JOHN MONTGOMERY - SIR JOHN SOMERVILLE TUTOR, to Rutland - MAYOR OF YORK LIEUTENANT OF THE TOWER - A NOBLEMAN TWO KEEPERS - A HUNTSMAN - A SON that has killed his father - A FATHER that has killed his son - - QUEEN MARGARET - LADY GREY, afterwards QUEEN to Edward IV - BONA, sister to the French Queen - - Soldiers, Attendants, Messengers, Watchmen, etc. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -England and France - -ACT I. SCENE I. -London. The Parliament House - -Alarum. Enter DUKE OF YORK, EDWARD, RICHARD, NORFOLK, MONTAGUE, WARWICK, -and soldiers, with white roses in their hats - - WARWICK. I wonder how the King escap'd our hands. - YORK. While we pursu'd the horsemen of the north, - He slily stole away and left his men; - Whereat the great Lord of Northumberland, - Whose warlike ears could never brook retreat, - Cheer'd up the drooping army, and himself, - Lord Clifford, and Lord Stafford, all abreast, - Charg'd our main battle's front, and, breaking in, - Were by the swords of common soldiers slain. - EDWARD. Lord Stafford's father, Duke of Buckingham, - Is either slain or wounded dangerous; - I cleft his beaver with a downright blow. - That this is true, father, behold his blood. - MONTAGUE. And, brother, here's the Earl of Wiltshire's blood, - Whom I encount'red as the battles join'd. - RICHARD. Speak thou for me, and tell them what I did. - [Throwing down SOMERSET'S head] - YORK. Richard hath best deserv'd of all my sons. - But is your Grace dead, my Lord of Somerset? - NORFOLK. Such hope have all the line of John of Gaunt! - RICHARD. Thus do I hope to shake King Henry's head. - WARWICK. And so do I. Victorious Prince of York, - Before I see thee seated in that throne - Which now the house of Lancaster usurps, - I vow by heaven these eyes shall never close. - This is the palace of the fearful King, - And this the regal seat. Possess it, York; - For this is thine, and not King Henry's heirs'. - YORK. Assist me then, sweet Warwick, and I will; - For hither we have broken in by force. - NORFOLK. We'll all assist you; he that flies shall die. - YORK. Thanks, gentle Norfolk. Stay by me, my lords; - And, soldiers, stay and lodge by me this night. - [They go up] - WARWICK. And when the King comes, offer him no violence. - Unless he seek to thrust you out perforce. - YORK. The Queen this day here holds her parliament, - But little thinks we shall be of her council. - By words or blows here let us win our right. - RICHARD. Arm'd as we are, let's stay within this house. - WARWICK. The bloody parliament shall this be call'd, - Unless Plantagenet, Duke of York, be King, - And bashful Henry depos'd, whose cowardice - Hath made us by-words to our enemies. - YORK. Then leave me not, my lords; be resolute: - I mean to take possession of my right. - WARWICK. Neither the King, nor he that loves him best, - The proudest he that holds up Lancaster, - Dares stir a wing if Warwick shake his bells. - I'll plant Plantagenet, root him up who dares. - Resolve thee, Richard; claim the English crown. - [YORK occupies the throne] - - Flourish. Enter KING HENRY, CLIFFORD, NORTHUMBERLAND, - WESTMORELAND, EXETER, and others, with red roses in - their hats - - KING HENRY. My lords, look where the sturdy rebel sits, - Even in the chair of state! Belike he means, - Back'd by the power of Warwick, that false peer, - To aspire unto the crown and reign as king. - Earl of Northumberland, he slew thy father; - And thine, Lord Clifford; and you both have vow'd revenge - On him, his sons, his favourites, and his friends. - NORTHUMBERLAND. If I be not, heavens be reveng'd on me! - CLIFFORD. The hope thereof makes Clifford mourn in steel. - WESTMORELAND. What, shall we suffer this? Let's pluck him down; - My heart for anger burns; I cannot brook it. - KING HENRY. Be patient, gentle Earl of Westmoreland. - CLIFFORD. Patience is for poltroons such as he; - He durst not sit there had your father liv'd. - My gracious lord, here in the parliament - Let us assail the family of York. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Well hast thou spoken, cousin; be it so. - KING HENRY. Ah, know you not the city favours them, - And they have troops of soldiers at their beck? - EXETER. But when the Duke is slain they'll quickly fly. - KING HENRY. Far be the thought of this from Henry's heart, - To make a shambles of the parliament house! - Cousin of Exeter, frowns, words, and threats, - Shall be the war that Henry means to use. - Thou factious Duke of York, descend my throne - And kneel for grace and mercy at my feet; - I am thy sovereign. - YORK. I am thine. - EXETER. For shame, come down; he made thee Duke of York. - YORK. 'Twas my inheritance, as the earldom was. - EXETER. Thy father was a traitor to the crown. - WARWICK. Exeter, thou art a traitor to the crown - In following this usurping Henry. - CLIFFORD. Whom should he follow but his natural king? - WARWICK. True, Clifford; and that's Richard Duke of York. - KING HENRY. And shall I stand, and thou sit in my throne? - YORK. It must and shall be so; content thyself. - WARWICK. Be Duke of Lancaster; let him be King. - WESTMORELAND. He is both King and Duke of Lancaster; - And that the Lord of Westmoreland shall maintain. - WARWICK. And Warwick shall disprove it. You forget - That we are those which chas'd you from the field, - And slew your fathers, and with colours spread - March'd through the city to the palace gates. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Yes, Warwick, I remember it to my grief; - And, by his soul, thou and thy house shall rue it. - WESTMORELAND. Plantagenet, of thee, and these thy sons, - Thy kinsmen, and thy friends, I'll have more lives - Than drops of blood were in my father's veins. - CLIFFORD. Urge it no more; lest that instead of words - I send thee, Warwick, such a messenger - As shall revenge his death before I stir. - WARWICK. Poor Clifford, how I scorn his worthless threats! - YORK. Will you we show our title to the crown? - If not, our swords shall plead it in the field. - KING HENRY. What title hast thou, traitor, to the crown? - Thy father was, as thou art, Duke of York; - Thy grandfather, Roger Mortimer, Earl of March: - I am the son of Henry the Fifth, - Who made the Dauphin and the French to stoop, - And seiz'd upon their towns and provinces. - WARWICK. Talk not of France, sith thou hast lost it all. - KING HENRY. The Lord Protector lost it, and not I: - When I was crown'd, I was but nine months old. - RICHARD. You are old enough now, and yet methinks you lose. - Father, tear the crown from the usurper's head. - EDWARD. Sweet father, do so; set it on your head. - MONTAGUE. Good brother, as thou lov'st and honourest arms, - Let's fight it out and not stand cavilling thus. - RICHARD. Sound drums and trumpets, and the King will fly. - YORK. Sons, peace! - KING HENRY. Peace thou! and give King Henry leave to speak. - WARWICK. Plantagenet shall speak first. Hear him, lords; - And be you silent and attentive too, - For he that interrupts him shall not live. - KING HENRY. Think'st thou that I will leave my kingly throne, - Wherein my grandsire and my father sat? - No; first shall war unpeople this my realm; - Ay, and their colours, often borne in France, - And now in England to our heart's great sorrow, - Shall be my winding-sheet. Why faint you, lords? - My title's good, and better far than his. - WARWICK. Prove it, Henry, and thou shalt be King. - KING HENRY. Henry the Fourth by conquest got the crown. - YORK. 'Twas by rebellion against his king. - KING HENRY. [Aside] I know not what to say; my title's weak.- - Tell me, may not a king adopt an heir? - YORK. What then? - KING HENRY. An if he may, then am I lawful King; - For Richard, in the view of many lords, - Resign'd the crown to Henry the Fourth, - Whose heir my father was, and I am his. - YORK. He rose against him, being his sovereign, - And made him to resign his crown perforce. - WARWICK. Suppose, my lords, he did it unconstrain'd, - Think you 'twere prejudicial to his crown? - EXETER. No; for he could not so resign his crown - But that the next heir should succeed and reign. - KING HENRY. Art thou against us, Duke of Exeter? - EXETER. His is the right, and therefore pardon me. - YORK. Why whisper you, my lords, and answer not? - EXETER. My conscience tells me he is lawful King. - KING HENRY. [Aside] All will revolt from me, and turn to him. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Plantagenet, for all the claim thou lay'st, - Think not that Henry shall be so depos'd. - WARWICK. Depos'd he shall be, in despite of all. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Thou art deceiv'd. 'Tis not thy southern power - Of Essex, Norfolk, Suffolk, nor of Kent, - Which makes thee thus presumptuous and proud, - Can set the Duke up in despite of me. - CLIFFORD. King Henry, be thy title right or wrong, - Lord Clifford vows to fight in thy defence. - May that ground gape, and swallow me alive, - Where I shall kneel to him that slew my father! - KING HENRY. O Clifford, how thy words revive my heart! - YORK. Henry of Lancaster, resign thy crown. - What mutter you, or what conspire you, lords? - WARWICK. Do right unto this princely Duke of York; - Or I will fill the house with armed men, - And over the chair of state, where now he sits, - Write up his title with usurping blood. - [He stamps with his foot and the - soldiers show themselves] - KING HENRY. My Lord of Warwick, hear but one word: - Let me for this my life-time reign as king. - YORK. Confirm the crown to me and to mine heirs, - And thou shalt reign in quiet while thou liv'st. - KING HENRY. I am content. Richard Plantagenet, - Enjoy the kingdom after my decease. - CLIFFORD. What wrong is this unto the Prince your son! - WARWICK. What good is this to England and himself! - WESTMORELAND. Base, fearful, and despairing Henry! - CLIFFORD. How hast thou injur'd both thyself and or us! - WESTMORELAND. I cannot stay to hear these articles. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Nor I. - CLIFFORD. Come, cousin, let us tell the Queen these news. - WESTMORELAND. Farewell, faint-hearted and degenerate king, - In whose cold blood no spark of honour bides. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Be thou a prey unto the house of York - And die in bands for this unmanly deed! - CLIFFORD. In dreadful war mayst thou be overcome, - Or live in peace abandon'd and despis'd! - Exeunt NORTHUMBERLAND, CLIFFORD, - and WESTMORELAND - WARWICK. Turn this way, Henry, and regard them not. - EXETER. They seek revenge, and therefore will not yield. - KING HENRY. Ah, Exeter! - WARWICK. Why should you sigh, my lord? - KING HENRY. Not for myself, Lord Warwick, but my son, - Whom I unnaturally shall disinherit. - But be it as it may. [To YORK] I here entail - The crown to thee and to thine heirs for ever; - Conditionally, that here thou take an oath - To cease this civil war, and, whilst I live, - To honour me as thy king and sovereign, - And neither by treason nor hostility - To seek to put me down and reign thyself. - YORK. This oath I willingly take, and will perform. - [Coming from the throne] - WARWICK. Long live King Henry! Plantagenet, embrace him. - KING HENRY. And long live thou, and these thy forward sons! - YORK. Now York and Lancaster are reconcil'd. - EXETER. Accurs'd be he that seeks to make them foes! - [Sennet. Here they come down] - YORK. Farewell, my gracious lord; I'll to my castle. - WARWICK. And I'll keep London with my soldiers. - NORFOLK. And I to Norfolk with my followers. - MONTAGUE. And I unto the sea, from whence I came. - Exeunt the YORKISTS - KING HENRY. And I, with grief and sorrow, to the court. - - Enter QUEEN MARGARET and the PRINCE OF WALES - - EXETER. Here comes the Queen, whose looks bewray her anger. - I'll steal away. - KING HENRY. Exeter, so will I. - QUEEN MARGARET. Nay, go not from me; I will follow thee. - KING HENRY. Be patient, gentle queen, and I will stay. - QUEEN MARGARET. Who can be patient in such extremes? - Ah, wretched man! Would I had died a maid, - And never seen thee, never borne thee son, - Seeing thou hast prov'd so unnatural a father! - Hath he deserv'd to lose his birthright thus? - Hadst thou but lov'd him half so well as I, - Or felt that pain which I did for him once, - Or nourish'd him as I did with my blood, - Thou wouldst have left thy dearest heart-blood there - Rather than have made that savage duke thine heir, - And disinherited thine only son. - PRINCE OF WALES. Father, you cannot disinherit me. - If you be King, why should not I succeed? - KING HENRY. Pardon me, Margaret; pardon me, sweet son. - The Earl of Warwick and the Duke enforc'd me. - QUEEN MARGARET. Enforc'd thee! Art thou King and wilt be - forc'd? - I shame to hear thee speak. Ah, timorous wretch! - Thou hast undone thyself, thy son, and me; - And giv'n unto the house of York such head - As thou shalt reign but by their sufferance. - To entail him and his heirs unto the crown, - What is it but to make thy sepulchre - And creep into it far before thy time? - Warwick is Chancellor and the lord of Calais; - Stern Falconbridge commands the narrow seas; - The Duke is made Protector of the realm; - And yet shalt thou be safe? Such safety finds - The trembling lamb environed with wolves. - Had I been there, which am a silly woman, - The soldiers should have toss'd me on their pikes - Before I would have granted to that act. - But thou prefer'st thy life before thine honour; - And seeing thou dost, I here divorce myself, - Both from thy table, Henry, and thy bed, - Until that act of parliament be repeal'd - Whereby my son is disinherited. - The northern lords that have forsworn thy colours - Will follow mine, if once they see them spread; - And spread they shall be, to thy foul disgrace - And utter ruin of the house of York. - Thus do I leave thee. Come, son, let's away; - Our army is ready; come, we'll after them. - KING HENRY. Stay, gentle Margaret, and hear me speak. - QUEEN MARGARET. Thou hast spoke too much already; get thee gone. - KING HENRY. Gentle son Edward, thou wilt stay with me? - QUEEN MARGARET. Ay, to be murder'd by his enemies. - PRINCE OF WALES. When I return with victory from the field - I'll see your Grace; till then I'll follow her. - QUEEN MARGARET. Come, son, away; we may not linger thus. - Exeunt QUEEN MARGARET and the PRINCE - KING HENRY. Poor queen! How love to me and to her son - Hath made her break out into terms of rage! - Reveng'd may she be on that hateful Duke, - Whose haughty spirit, winged with desire, - Will cost my crown, and like an empty eagle - Tire on the flesh of me and of my son! - The loss of those three lords torments my heart. - I'll write unto them, and entreat them fair; - Come, cousin, you shall be the messenger. - EXETER. And I, I hope, shall reconcile them all. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Sandal Castle, near Wakefield, in Yorkshire - -Flourish. Enter EDWARD, RICHARD, and MONTAGUE - - RICHARD. Brother, though I be youngest, give me leave. - EDWARD. No, I can better play the orator. - MONTAGUE. But I have reasons strong and forcible. - - Enter the DUKE OF YORK - - YORK. Why, how now, sons and brother! at a strife? - What is your quarrel? How began it first? - EDWARD. No quarrel, but a slight contention. - YORK. About what? - RICHARD. About that which concerns your Grace and us- - The crown of England, father, which is yours. - YORK. Mine, boy? Not till King Henry be dead. - RICHARD. Your right depends not on his life or death. - EDWARD. Now you are heir, therefore enjoy it now. - By giving the house of Lancaster leave to breathe, - It will outrun you, father, in the end. - YORK. I took an oath that he should quietly reign. - EDWARD. But for a kingdom any oath may be broken: - I would break a thousand oaths to reign one year. - RICHARD. No; God forbid your Grace should be forsworn. - YORK. I shall be, if I claim by open war. - RICHARD. I'll prove the contrary, if you'll hear me speak. - YORK. Thou canst not, son; it is impossible. - RICHARD. An oath is of no moment, being not took - Before a true and lawful magistrate - That hath authority over him that swears. - Henry had none, but did usurp the place; - Then, seeing 'twas he that made you to depose, - Your oath, my lord, is vain and frivolous. - Therefore, to arms. And, father, do but think - How sweet a thing it is to wear a crown, - Within whose circuit is Elysium - And all that poets feign of bliss and joy. - Why do we linger thus? I cannot rest - Until the white rose that I wear be dy'd - Even in the lukewarm blood of Henry's heart. - YORK. Richard, enough; I will be King, or die. - Brother, thou shalt to London presently - And whet on Warwick to this enterprise. - Thou, Richard, shalt to the Duke of Norfolk - And tell him privily of our intent. - You, Edward, shall unto my Lord Cobham, - With whom the Kentishmen will willingly rise; - In them I trust, for they are soldiers, - Witty, courteous, liberal, full of spirit. - While you are thus employ'd, what resteth more - But that I seek occasion how to rise, - And yet the King not privy to my drift, - Nor any of the house of Lancaster? - - Enter a MESSENGER - - But, stay. What news? Why com'st thou in such post? - MESSENGER. The Queen with all the northern earls and lords - Intend here to besiege you in your castle. - She is hard by with twenty thousand men; - And therefore fortify your hold, my lord. - YORK. Ay, with my sword. What! think'st thou that we fear them? - Edward and Richard, you shall stay with me; - My brother Montague shall post to London. - Let noble Warwick, Cobham, and the rest, - Whom we have left protectors of the King, - With pow'rful policy strengthen themselves - And trust not simple Henry nor his oaths. - MONTAGUE. Brother, I go; I'll win them, fear it not. - And thus most humbly I do take my leave. Exit - - Enter SIR JOHN and SIR HUGH MORTIMER - - YORK. Sir john and Sir Hugh Mortimer, mine uncles! - You are come to Sandal in a happy hour; - The army of the Queen mean to besiege us. - SIR JOHN. She shall not need; we'll meet her in the field. - YORK. What, with five thousand men? - RICHARD. Ay, with five hundred, father, for a need. - A woman's general; what should we fear? - [A march afar off] - EDWARD. I hear their drums. Let's set our men in order, - And issue forth and bid them battle straight. - YORK. Five men to twenty! Though the odds be great, - I doubt not, uncle, of our victory. - Many a battle have I won in France, - When as the enemy hath been ten to one; - Why should I not now have the like success? Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Field of battle between Sandal Castle and Wakefield - -Alarum. Enter RUTLAND and his TUTOR - - RUTLAND. Ah, whither shall I fly to scape their hands? - Ah, tutor, look where bloody Clifford comes! - - Enter CLIFFORD and soldiers - - CLIFFORD. Chaplain, away! Thy priesthood saves thy life. - As for the brat of this accursed duke, - Whose father slew my father, he shall die. - TUTOR. And I, my lord, will bear him company. - CLIFFORD. Soldiers, away with him! - TUTOR. Ah, Clifford, murder not this innocent child, - Lest thou be hated both of God and man. - Exit, forced off by soldiers - CLIFFORD. How now, is he dead already? Or is it fear - That makes him close his eyes? I'll open them. - RUTLAND. So looks the pent-up lion o'er the wretch - That trembles under his devouring paws; - And so he walks, insulting o'er his prey, - And so he comes, to rend his limbs asunder. - Ah, gentle Clifford, kill me with thy sword, - And not with such a cruel threat'ning look! - Sweet Clifford, hear me speak before I die. - I am too mean a subject for thy wrath; - Be thou reveng'd on men, and let me live. - CLIFFORD. In vain thou speak'st, poor boy; my father's blood - Hath stopp'd the passage where thy words should enter. - RUTLAND. Then let my father's blood open it again: - He is a man, and, Clifford, cope with him. - CLIFFORD. Had I thy brethren here, their lives and thine - Were not revenge sufficient for me; - No, if I digg'd up thy forefathers' graves - And hung their rotten coffins up in chains, - It could not slake mine ire nor ease my heart. - The sight of any of the house of York - Is as a fury to torment my soul; - And till I root out their accursed line - And leave not one alive, I live in hell. - Therefore- - RUTLAND. O, let me pray before I take my death! - To thee I pray: sweet Clifford, pity me. - CLIFFORD. Such pity as my rapier's point affords. - RUTLAND. I never did thee harm; why wilt thou slay me? - CLIFFORD. Thy father hath. - RUTLAND. But 'twas ere I was born. - Thou hast one son; for his sake pity me, - Lest in revenge thereof, sith God is just, - He be as miserably slain as I. - Ah, let me live in prison all my days; - And when I give occasion of offence - Then let me die, for now thou hast no cause. - CLIFFORD. No cause! - Thy father slew my father; therefore, die. [Stabs him] - RUTLAND. Di faciant laudis summa sit ista tuae! [Dies] - CLIFFORD. Plantagenet, I come, Plantagenet; - And this thy son's blood cleaving to my blade - Shall rust upon my weapon, till thy blood, - Congeal'd with this, do make me wipe off both. Exit - - - - -SCENE IV. -Another part of the field - -Alarum. Enter the DUKE OF YORK - - YORK. The army of the Queen hath got the field. - My uncles both are slain in rescuing me; - And all my followers to the eager foe - Turn back and fly, like ships before the wind, - Or lambs pursu'd by hunger-starved wolves. - My sons- God knows what hath bechanced them; - But this I know- they have demean'd themselves - Like men born to renown by life or death. - Three times did Richard make a lane to me, - And thrice cried 'Courage, father! fight it out.' - And full as oft came Edward to my side - With purple falchion, painted to the hilt - In blood of those that had encount'red him. - And when the hardiest warriors did retire, - Richard cried 'Charge, and give no foot of ground!' - And cried 'A crown, or else a glorious tomb! - A sceptre, or an earthly sepulchre!' - With this we charg'd again; but out alas! - We bodg'd again; as I have seen a swan - With bootless labour swim against the tide - And spend her strength with over-matching waves. - [A short alarum within] - Ah, hark! The fatal followers do pursue, - And I am faint and cannot fly their fury; - And were I strong, I would not shun their fury. - The sands are numb'red that make up my life; - Here must I stay, and here my life must end. - - Enter QUEEN MARGARET, CLIFFORD, NORTHUMBERLAND, - the PRINCE OF WALES, and soldiers - - Come, bloody Clifford, rough Northumberland, - I dare your quenchless fury to more rage; - I am your butt, and I abide your shot. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Yield to our mercy, proud Plantagenet. - CLIFFORD. Ay, to such mercy as his ruthless arm - With downright payment show'd unto my father. - Now Phaethon hath tumbled from his car, - And made an evening at the noontide prick. - YORK. My ashes, as the phoenix, may bring forth - A bird that will revenge upon you all; - And in that hope I throw mine eyes to heaven, - Scorning whate'er you can afflict me with. - Why come you not? What! multitudes, and fear? - CLIFFORD. So cowards fight when they can fly no further; - So doves do peck the falcon's piercing talons; - So desperate thieves, all hopeless of their lives, - Breathe out invectives 'gainst the officers. - YORK. O Clifford, but bethink thee once again, - And in thy thought o'errun my former time; - And, if thou canst for blushing, view this face, - And bite thy tongue that slanders him with cowardice - Whose frown hath made thee faint and fly ere this! - CLIFFORD. I will not bandy with thee word for word, - But buckler with thee blows, twice two for one. - QUEEN MARGARET. Hold, valiant Clifford; for a thousand causes - I would prolong awhile the traitor's life. - Wrath makes him deaf; speak thou, Northumberland. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Hold, Clifford! do not honour him so much - To prick thy finger, though to wound his heart. - What valour were it, when a cur doth grin, - For one to thrust his hand between his teeth, - When he might spurn him with his foot away? - It is war's prize to take all vantages; - And ten to one is no impeach of valour. - [They lay hands on YORK, who struggles] - CLIFFORD. Ay, ay, so strives the woodcock with the gin. - NORTHUMBERLAND. So doth the cony struggle in the net. - YORK. So triumph thieves upon their conquer'd booty; - So true men yield, with robbers so o'er-match'd. - NORTHUMBERLAND. What would your Grace have done unto him now? - QUEEN MARGARET. Brave warriors, Clifford and Northumberland, - Come, make him stand upon this molehill here - That raught at mountains with outstretched arms, - Yet parted but the shadow with his hand. - What, was it you that would be England's king? - Was't you that revell'd in our parliament - And made a preachment of your high descent? - Where are your mess of sons to back you now? - The wanton Edward and the lusty George? - And where's that valiant crook-back prodigy, - Dicky your boy, that with his grumbling voice - Was wont to cheer his dad in mutinies? - Or, with the rest, where is your darling Rutland? - Look, York: I stain'd this napkin with the blood - That valiant Clifford with his rapier's point - Made issue from the bosom of the boy; - And if thine eyes can water for his death, - I give thee this to dry thy cheeks withal. - Alas, poor York! but that I hate thee deadly, - I should lament thy miserable state. - I prithee grieve to make me merry, York. - What, hath thy fiery heart so parch'd thine entrails - That not a tear can fall for Rutland's death? - Why art thou patient, man? Thou shouldst be mad; - And I to make thee mad do mock thee thus. - Stamp, rave, and fret, that I may sing and dance. - Thou wouldst be fee'd, I see, to make me sport; - York cannot speak unless he wear a crown. - A crown for York!-and, lords, bow low to him. - Hold you his hands whilst I do set it on. - [Putting a paper crown on his head] - Ay, marry, sir, now looks he like a king! - Ay, this is he that took King Henry's chair, - And this is he was his adopted heir. - But how is it that great Plantagenet - Is crown'd so soon and broke his solemn oath? - As I bethink me, you should not be King - Till our King Henry had shook hands with death. - And will you pale your head in Henry's glory, - And rob his temples of the diadem, - Now in his life, against your holy oath? - O, 'tis a fault too too - Off with the crown and with the crown his head; - And, whilst we breathe, take time to do him dead. - CLIFFORD. That is my office, for my father's sake. - QUEEN MARGARET. Nay, stay; let's hear the orisons he makes. - YORK. She-wolf of France, but worse than wolves of France, - Whose tongue more poisons than the adder's tooth! - How ill-beseeming is it in thy sex - To triumph like an Amazonian trull - Upon their woes whom fortune captivates! - But that thy face is visard-like, unchanging, - Made impudent with use of evil deeds, - I would assay, proud queen, to make thee blush. - To tell thee whence thou cam'st, of whom deriv'd, - Were shame enough to shame thee, wert thou not shameless. - Thy father bears the type of King of Naples, - Of both the Sicils and Jerusalem, - Yet not so wealthy as an English yeoman. - Hath that poor monarch taught thee to insult? - It needs not, nor it boots thee not, proud queen; - Unless the adage must be verified, - That beggars mounted run their horse to death. - 'Tis beauty that doth oft make women proud; - But, God He knows, thy share thereof is small. - 'Tis virtue that doth make them most admir'd; - The contrary doth make thee wond'red at. - 'Tis government that makes them seem divine; - The want thereof makes thee abominable. - Thou art as opposite to every good - As the Antipodes are unto us, - Or as the south to the septentrion. - O tiger's heart wrapp'd in a woman's hide! - How couldst thou drain the life-blood of the child, - To bid the father wipe his eyes withal, - And yet be seen to bear a woman's face? - Women are soft, mild, pitiful, and flexible: - Thou stern, obdurate, flinty, rough, remorseless. - Bid'st thou me rage? Why, now thou hast thy wish; - Wouldst have me weep? Why, now thou hast thy will; - For raging wind blows up incessant showers, - And when the rage allays, the rain begins. - These tears are my sweet Rutland's obsequies; - And every drop cries vengeance for his death - 'Gainst thee, fell Clifford, and thee, false Frenchwoman. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Beshrew me, but his passions move me so - That hardly can I check my eyes from tears. - YORK. That face of his the hungry cannibals - Would not have touch'd, would not have stain'd with blood; - But you are more inhuman, more inexorable- - O, ten times more- than tigers of Hyrcania. - See, ruthless queen, a hapless father's tears. - This cloth thou dipp'dst in blood of my sweet boy, - And I with tears do wash the blood away. - Keep thou the napkin, and go boast of this; - And if thou tell'st the heavy story right, - Upon my soul, the hearers will shed tears; - Yea, even my foes will shed fast-falling tears - And say 'Alas, it was a piteous deed!' - There, take the crown, and with the crown my curse; - And in thy need such comfort come to thee - As now I reap at thy too cruel hand! - Hard-hearted Clifford, take me from the world; - My soul to heaven, my blood upon your heads! - NORTHUMBERLAND. Had he been slaughter-man to all my kin, - I should not for my life but weep with him, - To see how inly sorrow gripes his soul. - QUEEN MARGARET. What, weeping-ripe, my Lord Northumberland? - Think but upon the wrong he did us all, - And that will quickly dry thy melting tears. - CLIFFORD. Here's for my oath, here's for my father's death. - [Stabbing him] - QUEEN MARGARET. And here's to right our gentle-hearted king. - [Stabbing him] - YORK. Open Thy gate of mercy, gracious God! - My soul flies through these wounds to seek out Thee. - [Dies] - QUEEN MARGARET. Off with his head, and set it on York gates; - So York may overlook the town of York. - Flourish. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE I. -A plain near Mortimer's Cross in Herefordshire - -A march. Enter EDWARD, RICHARD, and their power - - EDWARD. I wonder how our princely father scap'd, - Or whether he be scap'd away or no - From Clifford's and Northumberland's pursuit. - Had he been ta'en, we should have heard the news; - Had he been slain, we should have heard the news; - Or had he scap'd, methinks we should have heard - The happy tidings of his good escape. - How fares my brother? Why is he so sad? - RICHARD. I cannot joy until I be resolv'd - Where our right valiant father is become. - I saw him in the battle range about, - And watch'd him how he singled Clifford forth. - Methought he bore him in the thickest troop - As doth a lion in a herd of neat; - Or as a bear, encompass'd round with dogs, - Who having pinch'd a few and made them cry, - The rest stand all aloof and bark at him. - So far'd our father with his enemies; - So fled his enemies my warlike father. - Methinks 'tis prize enough to be his son. - See how the morning opes her golden gates - And takes her farewell of the glorious sun. - How well resembles it the prime of youth, - Trimm'd like a younker prancing to his love! - EDWARD. Dazzle mine eyes, or do I see three suns? - RICHARD. Three glorious suns, each one a perfect sun; - Not separated with the racking clouds, - But sever'd in a pale clear-shining sky. - See, see! they join, embrace, and seem to kiss, - As if they vow'd some league inviolable. - Now are they but one lamp, one light, one sun. - In this the heaven figures some event. - EDWARD. 'Tis wondrous strange, the like yet never heard of. - I think it cites us, brother, to the field, - That we, the sons of brave Plantagenet, - Each one already blazing by our meeds, - Should notwithstanding join our lights together - And overshine the earth, as this the world. - Whate'er it bodes, henceforward will I bear - Upon my target three fair shining suns. - RICHARD. Nay, bear three daughters- by your leave I speak it, - You love the breeder better than the male. - - Enter a MESSENGER, blowing - - But what art thou, whose heavy looks foretell - Some dreadful story hanging on thy tongue? - MESSENGER. Ah, one that was a woeful looker-on - When as the noble Duke of York was slain, - Your princely father and my loving lord! - EDWARD. O, speak no more! for I have heard too much. - RICHARD. Say how he died, for I will hear it all. - MESSENGER. Environed he was with many foes, - And stood against them as the hope of Troy - Against the Greeks that would have ent'red Troy. - But Hercules himself must yield to odds; - And many strokes, though with a little axe, - Hews down and fells the hardest-timber'd oak. - By many hands your father was subdu'd; - But only slaught'red by the ireful arm - Of unrelenting Clifford and the Queen, - Who crown'd the gracious Duke in high despite, - Laugh'd in his face; and when with grief he wept, - The ruthless Queen gave him to dry his cheeks - A napkin steeped in the harmless blood - Of sweet young Rutland, by rough Clifford slain; - And after many scorns, many foul taunts, - They took his head, and on the gates of York - They set the same; and there it doth remain, - The saddest spectacle that e'er I view'd. - EDWARD. Sweet Duke of York, our prop to lean upon, - Now thou art gone, we have no staff, no stay. - O Clifford, boist'rous Clifford, thou hast slain - The flow'r of Europe for his chivalry; - And treacherously hast thou vanquish'd him, - For hand to hand he would have vanquish'd thee. - Now my soul's palace is become a prison. - Ah, would she break from hence, that this my body - Might in the ground be closed up in rest! - For never henceforth shall I joy again; - Never, O never, shall I see more joy. - RICHARD. I cannot weep, for all my body's moisture - Scarce serves to quench my furnace-burning heart; - Nor can my tongue unload my heart's great burden, - For self-same wind that I should speak withal - Is kindling coals that fires all my breast, - And burns me up with flames that tears would quench. - To weep is to make less the depth of grief. - Tears then for babes; blows and revenge for me! - Richard, I bear thy name; I'll venge thy death, - Or die renowned by attempting it. - EDWARD. His name that valiant duke hath left with thee; - His dukedom and his chair with me is left. - RICHARD. Nay, if thou be that princely eagle's bird, - Show thy descent by gazing 'gainst the sun; - For chair and dukedom, throne and kingdom, say: - Either that is thine, or else thou wert not his. - - March. Enter WARWICK, MONTAGUE, and their army - - WARWICK. How now, fair lords! What fare? What news abroad? - RICHARD. Great Lord of Warwick, if we should recount - Our baleful news and at each word's deliverance - Stab poinards in our flesh till all were told, - The words would add more anguish than the wounds. - O valiant lord, the Duke of York is slain! - EDWARD. O Warwick, Warwick! that Plantagenet - Which held thee dearly as his soul's redemption - Is by the stern Lord Clifford done to death. - WARWICK. Ten days ago I drown'd these news in tears; - And now, to add more measure to your woes, - I come to tell you things sith then befall'n. - After the bloody fray at Wakefield fought, - Where your brave father breath'd his latest gasp, - Tidings, as swiftly as the posts could run, - Were brought me of your loss and his depart. - I, then in London, keeper of the King, - Muster'd my soldiers, gathered flocks of friends, - And very well appointed, as I thought, - March'd toward Saint Albans to intercept the Queen, - Bearing the King in my behalf along; - For by my scouts I was advertised - That she was coming with a full intent - To dash our late decree in parliament - Touching King Henry's oath and your succession. - Short tale to make- we at Saint Albans met, - Our battles join'd, and both sides fiercely fought; - But whether 'twas the coldness of the King, - Who look'd full gently on his warlike queen, - That robb'd my soldiers of their heated spleen, - Or whether 'twas report of her success, - Or more than common fear of Clifford's rigour, - Who thunders to his captives blood and death, - I cannot judge; but, to conclude with truth, - Their weapons like to lightning came and went: - Our soldiers', like the night-owl's lazy flight - Or like an idle thresher with a flail, - Fell gently down, as if they struck their friends. - I cheer'd them up with justice of our cause, - With promise of high pay and great rewards, - But all in vain; they had no heart to fight, - And we in them no hope to win the day; - So that we fled: the King unto the Queen; - Lord George your brother, Norfolk, and myself, - In haste post-haste are come to join with you; - For in the marches here we heard you were - Making another head to fight again. - EDWARD. Where is the Duke of Norfolk, gentle Warwick? - And when came George from Burgundy to England? - WARWICK. Some six miles off the Duke is with the soldiers; - And for your brother, he was lately sent - From your kind aunt, Duchess of Burgundy, - With aid of soldiers to this needful war. - RICHARD. 'Twas odds, belike, when valiant Warwick fled. - Oft have I heard his praises in pursuit, - But ne'er till now his scandal of retire. - WARWICK. Nor now my scandal, Richard, dost thou hear; - For thou shalt know this strong right hand of mine - Can pluck the diadem from faint Henry's head - And wring the awful sceptre from his fist, - Were he as famous and as bold in war - As he is fam'd for mildness, peace, and prayer. - RICHARD. I know it well, Lord Warwick; blame me not. - 'Tis love I bear thy glories makes me speak. - But in this troublous time what's to be done? - Shall we go throw away our coats of steel - And wrap our bodies in black mourning-gowns, - Numbering our Ave-Maries with our beads? - Or shall we on the helmets of our foes - Tell our devotion with revengeful arms? - If for the last, say 'Ay,' and to it, lords. - WARWICK. Why, therefore Warwick came to seek you out; - And therefore comes my brother Montague. - Attend me, lords. The proud insulting Queen, - With Clifford and the haught Northumberland, - And of their feather many moe proud birds, - Have wrought the easy-melting King like wax. - He swore consent to your succession, - His oath enrolled in the parliament; - And now to London all the crew are gone - To frustrate both his oath and what beside - May make against the house of Lancaster. - Their power, I think, is thirty thousand strong. - Now if the help of Norfolk and myself, - With all the friends that thou, brave Earl of March, - Amongst the loving Welshmen canst procure, - Will but amount to five and twenty thousand, - Why, Via! to London will we march amain, - And once again bestride our foaming steeds, - And once again cry 'Charge upon our foes!' - But never once again turn back and fly. - RICHARD. Ay, now methinks I hear great Warwick speak. - Ne'er may he live to see a sunshine day - That cries 'Retire!' if Warwick bid him stay. - EDWARD. Lord Warwick, on thy shoulder will I lean; - And when thou fail'st- as God forbid the hour!- - Must Edward fall, which peril heaven forfend. - WARWICK. No longer Earl of March, but Duke of York; - The next degree is England's royal throne, - For King of England shalt thou be proclaim'd - In every borough as we pass along; - And he that throws not up his cap for joy - Shall for the fault make forfeit of his head. - King Edward, valiant Richard, Montague, - Stay we no longer, dreaming of renown, - But sound the trumpets and about our task. - RICHARD. Then, Clifford, were thy heart as hard as steel, - As thou hast shown it flinty by thy deeds, - I come to pierce it or to give thee mine. - EDWARD. Then strike up drums. God and Saint George for us! - - Enter a MESSENGER - - WARWICK. How now! what news? - MESSENGER. The Duke of Norfolk sends you word by me - The Queen is coming with a puissant host, - And craves your company for speedy counsel. - WARWICK. Why, then it sorts; brave warriors, let's away. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Before York - -Flourish. Enter KING HENRY, QUEEN MARGARET, the PRINCE OF WALES, CLIFFORD, -NORTHUMBERLAND, with drum and trumpets - - QUEEN MARGARET. Welcome, my lord, to this brave town of York. - Yonder's the head of that arch-enemy - That sought to be encompass'd with your crown. - Doth not the object cheer your heart, my lord? - KING HENRY. Ay, as the rocks cheer them that fear their wreck- - To see this sight, it irks my very soul. - Withhold revenge, dear God; 'tis not my fault, - Nor wittingly have I infring'd my vow. - CLIFFORD. My gracious liege, this too much lenity - And harmful pity must be laid aside. - To whom do lions cast their gentle looks? - Not to the beast that would usurp their den. - Whose hand is that the forest bear doth lick? - Not his that spoils her young before her face. - Who scapes the lurking serpent's mortal sting? - Not he that sets his foot upon her back, - The smallest worm will turn, being trodden on, - And doves will peck in safeguard of their brood. - Ambitious York did level at thy crown, - Thou smiling while he knit his angry brows. - He, but a Duke, would have his son a king, - And raise his issue like a loving sire: - Thou, being a king, bless'd with a goodly son, - Didst yield consent to disinherit him, - Which argued thee a most unloving father. - Unreasonable creatures feed their young; - And though man's face be fearful to their eyes, - Yet, in protection of their tender ones, - Who hath not seen them- even with those wings - Which sometime they have us'd with fearful flight- - Make war with him that climb'd unto their nest, - Offering their own lives in their young's defence - For shame, my liege, make them your precedent! - Were it not pity that this goodly boy - Should lose his birthright by his father's fault, - And long hereafter say unto his child - 'What my great-grandfather and grandsire got - My careless father fondly gave away'? - Ah, what a shame were this! Look on the boy; - And let his manly face, which promiseth - Successful fortune, steel thy melting heart - To hold thine own and leave thine own with him. - KING HENRY. Full well hath Clifford play'd the orator, - Inferring arguments of mighty force. - But, Clifford, tell me, didst thou never hear - That things ill got had ever bad success? - And happy always was it for that son - Whose father for his hoarding went to hell? - I'll leave my son my virtuous deeds behind; - And would my father had left me no more! - For all the rest is held at such a rate - As brings a thousand-fold more care to keep - Than in possession any jot of pleasure. - Ah, cousin York! would thy best friends did know - How it doth grieve me that thy head is here! - QUEEN MARGARET. My lord, cheer up your spirits; our foes are nigh, - And this soft courage makes your followers faint. - You promis'd knighthood to our forward son: - Unsheathe your sword and dub him presently. - Edward, kneel down. - KING HENRY. Edward Plantagenet, arise a knight; - And learn this lesson: Draw thy sword in right. - PRINCE OF WALES. My gracious father, by your kingly leave, - I'll draw it as apparent to the crown, - And in that quarrel use it to the death. - CLIFFORD. Why, that is spoken like a toward prince. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. Royal commanders, be in readiness; - For with a band of thirty thousand men - Comes Warwick, backing of the Duke of York, - And in the towns, as they do march along, - Proclaims him king, and many fly to him. - Darraign your battle, for they are at hand. - CLIFFORD. I would your Highness would depart the field: - The Queen hath best success when you are absent. - QUEEN MARGARET. Ay, good my lord, and leave us to our fortune. - KING HENRY. Why, that's my fortune too; therefore I'll stay. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Be it with resolution, then, to fight. - PRINCE OF WALES. My royal father, cheer these noble lords, - And hearten those that fight in your defence. - Unsheathe your sword, good father; cry 'Saint George!' - - March. Enter EDWARD, GEORGE, RICHARD, WARWICK, - NORFOLK, MONTAGUE, and soldiers - - EDWARD. Now, perjur'd Henry, wilt thou kneel for grace - And set thy diadem upon my head, - Or bide the mortal fortune of the field? - QUEEN MARGARET. Go rate thy minions, proud insulting boy. - Becomes it thee to be thus bold in terms - Before thy sovereign and thy lawful king? - EDWARD. I am his king, and he should bow his knee. - I was adopted heir by his consent: - Since when, his oath is broke; for, as I hear, - You that are King, though he do wear the crown, - Have caus'd him by new act of parliament - To blot out me and put his own son in. - CLIFFORD. And reason too: - Who should succeed the father but the son? - RICHARD. Are you there, butcher? O, I cannot speak! - CLIFFORD. Ay, crook-back, here I stand to answer thee, - Or any he, the proudest of thy sort. - RICHARD. 'Twas you that kill'd young Rutland, was it not? - CLIFFORD. Ay, and old York, and yet not satisfied. - RICHARD. For God's sake, lords, give signal to the fight. - WARWICK. What say'st thou, Henry? Wilt thou yield the crown? - QUEEN MARGARET. Why, how now, long-tongu'd Warwick! Dare you speak? - When you and I met at Saint Albans last - Your legs did better service than your hands. - WARWICK. Then 'twas my turn to fly, and now 'tis thine. - CLIFFORD. You said so much before, and yet you fled. - WARWICK. 'Twas not your valour, Clifford, drove me thence. - NORTHUMBERLAND. No, nor your manhood that durst make you stay. - RICHARD. Northumberland, I hold thee reverently. - Break off the parley; for scarce I can refrain - The execution of my big-swol'n heart - Upon that Clifford, that cruel child-killer. - CLIFFORD. I slew thy father; call'st thou him a child? - RICHARD. Ay, like a dastard and a treacherous coward, - As thou didst kill our tender brother Rutland; - But ere sunset I'll make thee curse the deed. - KING HENRY. Have done with words, my lords, and hear me speak. - QUEEN MARGARET. Defy them then, or else hold close thy lips. - KING HENRY. I prithee give no limits to my tongue: - I am a king, and privileg'd to speak. - CLIFFORD. My liege, the wound that bred this meeting here - Cannot be cur'd by words; therefore be still. - RICHARD. Then, executioner, unsheathe thy sword. - By Him that made us all, I am resolv'd - That Clifford's manhood lies upon his tongue. - EDWARD. Say, Henry, shall I have my right, or no? - A thousand men have broke their fasts to-day - That ne'er shall dine unless thou yield the crown. - WARWICK. If thou deny, their blood upon thy head; - For York in justice puts his armour on. - PRINCE OF WALES. If that be right which Warwick says is right, - There is no wrong, but every thing is right. - RICHARD. Whoever got thee, there thy mother stands; - For well I wot thou hast thy mother's tongue. - QUEEN MARGARET. But thou art neither like thy sire nor dam; - But like a foul misshapen stigmatic, - Mark'd by the destinies to be avoided, - As venom toads or lizards' dreadful stings. - RICHARD. Iron of Naples hid with English gilt, - Whose father bears the title of a king- - As if a channel should be call'd the sea- - Sham'st thou not, knowing whence thou art extraught, - To let thy tongue detect thy base-born heart? - EDWARD. A wisp of straw were worth a thousand crowns - To make this shameless callet know herself. - Helen of Greece was fairer far than thou, - Although thy husband may be Menelaus; - And ne'er was Agamemmon's brother wrong'd - By that false woman as this king by thee. - His father revell'd in the heart of France, - And tam'd the King, and made the Dauphin stoop; - And had he match'd according to his state, - He might have kept that glory to this day; - But when he took a beggar to his bed - And grac'd thy poor sire with his bridal day, - Even then that sunshine brew'd a show'r for him - That wash'd his father's fortunes forth of France - And heap'd sedition on his crown at home. - For what hath broach'd this tumult but thy pride? - Hadst thou been meek, our title still had slept; - And we, in pity of the gentle King, - Had slipp'd our claim until another age. - GEORGE. But when we saw our sunshine made thy spring, - And that thy summer bred us no increase, - We set the axe to thy usurping root; - And though the edge hath something hit ourselves, - Yet know thou, since we have begun to strike, - We'll never leave till we have hewn thee down, - Or bath'd thy growing with our heated bloods. - EDWARD. And in this resolution I defy thee; - Not willing any longer conference, - Since thou deniest the gentle King to speak. - Sound trumpets; let our bloody colours wave, - And either victory or else a grave! - QUEEN MARGARET. Stay, Edward. - EDWARD. No, wrangling woman, we'll no longer stay; - These words will cost ten thousand lives this day. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -A field of battle between Towton and Saxton, in Yorkshire - -Alarum; excursions. Enter WARWICK - - WARWICK. Forspent with toil, as runners with a race, - I lay me down a little while to breathe; - For strokes receiv'd and many blows repaid - Have robb'd my strong-knit sinews of their strength, - And spite of spite needs must I rest awhile. - - Enter EDWARD, running - - EDWARD. Smile, gentle heaven, or strike, ungentle death; - For this world frowns, and Edward's sun is clouded. - WARWICK. How now, my lord. What hap? What hope of good? - - Enter GEORGE - - GEORGE. Our hap is lost, our hope but sad despair; - Our ranks are broke, and ruin follows us. - What counsel give you? Whither shall we fly? - EDWARD. Bootless is flight: they follow us with wings; - And weak we are, and cannot shun pursuit. - - Enter RICHARD - - RICHARD. Ah, Warwick, why hast thou withdrawn thyself? - Thy brother's blood the thirsty earth hath drunk, - Broach'd with the steely point of Clifford's lance; - And in the very pangs of death he cried, - Like to a dismal clangor heard from far, - 'Warwick, revenge! Brother, revenge my death.' - So, underneath the belly of their steeds, - That stain'd their fetlocks in his smoking blood, - The noble gentleman gave up the ghost. - WARWICK. Then let the earth be drunken with our blood. - I'll kill my horse, because I will not fly. - Why stand we like soft-hearted women here, - Wailing our losses, whiles the foe doth rage, - And look upon, as if the tragedy - Were play'd in jest by counterfeiting actors? - Here on my knee I vow to God above - I'll never pause again, never stand still, - Till either death hath clos'd these eyes of mine - Or fortune given me measure of revenge. - EDWARD. O Warwick, I do bend my knee with thine, - And in this vow do chain my soul to thine! - And ere my knee rise from the earth's cold face - I throw my hands, mine eyes, my heart to Thee, - Thou setter-up and plucker-down of kings, - Beseeching Thee, if with Thy will it stands - That to my foes this body must be prey, - Yet that Thy brazen gates of heaven may ope - And give sweet passage to my sinful soul. - Now, lords, take leave until we meet again, - Where'er it be, in heaven or in earth. - RICHARD. Brother, give me thy hand; and, gentle Warwick, - Let me embrace thee in my weary arms. - I that did never weep now melt with woe - That winter should cut off our spring-time so. - WARWICK. Away, away! Once more, sweet lords, farewell. - GEORGE. Yet let us all together to our troops, - And give them leave to fly that will not stay, - And call them pillars that will stand to us; - And if we thrive, promise them such rewards - As victors wear at the Olympian games. - This may plant courage in their quailing breasts, - For yet is hope of life and victory. - Forslow no longer; make we hence amain. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -Another part of the field - -Excursions. Enter RICHARD and CLIFFORD - - RICHARD. Now, Clifford, I have singled thee alone. - Suppose this arm is for the Duke of York, - And this for Rutland; both bound to revenge, - Wert thou environ'd with a brazen wall. - CLIFFORD. Now, Richard, I am with thee here alone. - This is the hand that stabbed thy father York; - And this the hand that slew thy brother Rutland; - And here's the heart that triumphs in their death - And cheers these hands that slew thy sire and brother - To execute the like upon thyself; - And so, have at thee! [They fight] - - Enter WARWICK; CLIFFORD flies - - RICHARD. Nay, Warwick, single out some other chase; - For I myself will hunt this wolf to death. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -Another part of the field - -Alarum. Enter KING HENRY alone - - KING HENRY. This battle fares like to the morning's war, - When dying clouds contend with growing light, - What time the shepherd, blowing of his nails, - Can neither call it perfect day nor night. - Now sways it this way, like a mighty sea - Forc'd by the tide to combat with the wind; - Now sways it that way, like the selfsame sea - Forc'd to retire by fury of the wind. - Sometime the flood prevails, and then the wind; - Now one the better, then another best; - Both tugging to be victors, breast to breast, - Yet neither conqueror nor conquered. - So is the equal poise of this fell war. - Here on this molehill will I sit me down. - To whom God will, there be the victory! - For Margaret my queen, and Clifford too, - Have chid me from the battle, swearing both - They prosper best of all when I am thence. - Would I were dead, if God's good will were so! - For what is in this world but grief and woe? - O God! methinks it were a happy life - To be no better than a homely swain; - To sit upon a hill, as I do now, - To carve out dials quaintly, point by point, - Thereby to see the minutes how they run- - How many makes the hour full complete, - How many hours brings about the day, - How many days will finish up the year, - How many years a mortal man may live. - When this is known, then to divide the times- - So many hours must I tend my flock; - So many hours must I take my rest; - So many hours must I contemplate; - So many hours must I sport myself; - So many days my ewes have been with young; - So many weeks ere the poor fools will can; - So many years ere I shall shear the fleece: - So minutes, hours, days, months, and years, - Pass'd over to the end they were created, - Would bring white hairs unto a quiet grave. - Ah, what a life were this! how sweet! how lovely! - Gives not the hawthorn bush a sweeter shade - To shepherds looking on their silly sheep, - Than doth a rich embroider'd canopy - To kings that fear their subjects' treachery? - O yes, it doth; a thousand-fold it doth. - And to conclude: the shepherd's homely curds, - His cold thin drink out of his leather bottle, - His wonted sleep under a fresh tree's shade, - All which secure and sweetly he enjoys, - Is far beyond a prince's delicates- - His viands sparkling in a golden cup, - His body couched in a curious bed, - When care, mistrust, and treason waits on him. - - Alarum. Enter a son that hath kill'd his Father, at - one door; and a FATHER that hath kill'd his Son, at - another door - - SON. Ill blows the wind that profits nobody. - This man whom hand to hand I slew in fight - May be possessed with some store of crowns; - And I, that haply take them from him now, - May yet ere night yield both my life and them - To some man else, as this dead man doth me. - Who's this? O God! It is my father's face, - Whom in this conflict I unwares have kill'd. - O heavy times, begetting such events! - From London by the King was I press'd forth; - My father, being the Earl of Warwick's man, - Came on the part of York, press'd by his master; - And I, who at his hands receiv'd my life, - Have by my hands of life bereaved him. - Pardon me, God, I knew not what I did. - And pardon, father, for I knew not thee. - My tears shall wipe away these bloody marks; - And no more words till they have flow'd their fill. - KING HENRY. O piteous spectacle! O bloody times! - Whiles lions war and battle for their dens, - Poor harmless lambs abide their enmity. - Weep, wretched man; I'll aid thee tear for tear; - And let our hearts and eyes, like civil war, - Be blind with tears and break o'ercharg'd with grief. - - Enter FATHER, bearing of his SON - - FATHER. Thou that so stoutly hath resisted me, - Give me thy gold, if thou hast any gold; - For I have bought it with an hundred blows. - But let me see. Is this our foeman's face? - Ah, no, no, no, no, it is mine only son! - Ah, boy, if any life be left in thee, - Throw up thine eye! See, see what show'rs arise, - Blown with the windy tempest of my heart - Upon thy wounds, that kills mine eye and heart! - O, pity, God, this miserable age! - What stratagems, how fell, how butcherly, - Erroneous, mutinous, and unnatural, - This deadly quarrel daily doth beget! - O boy, thy father gave thee life too soon, - And hath bereft thee of thy life too late! - KING HENRY. Woe above woe! grief more than common grief! - O that my death would stay these ruthful deeds! - O pity, pity, gentle heaven, pity! - The red rose and the white are on his face, - The fatal colours of our striving houses: - The one his purple blood right well resembles; - The other his pale cheeks, methinks, presenteth. - Wither one rose, and let the other flourish! - If you contend, a thousand lives must perish. - SON. How will my mother for a father's death - Take on with me, and ne'er be satisfied! - FATHER. How will my wife for slaughter of my son - Shed seas of tears, and ne'er be satisfied! - KING HENRY. How will the country for these woeful chances - Misthink the King, and not be satisfied! - SON. Was ever son so rued a father's death? - FATHER. Was ever father so bemoan'd his son? - KING HENRY. Was ever king so griev'd for subjects' woe? - Much is your sorrow; mine ten times so much. - SON. I'll bear thee hence, where I may weep my fill. - Exit with the body - FATHER. These arms of mine shall be thy winding-sheet; - My heart, sweet boy, shall be thy sepulchre, - For from my heart thine image ne'er shall go; - My sighing breast shall be thy funeral bell; - And so obsequious will thy father be, - Even for the loss of thee, having no more, - As Priam was for all his valiant sons. - I'll bear thee hence; and let them fight that will, - For I have murdered where I should not kill. - Exit with the body - KING HENRY. Sad-hearted men, much overgone with care, - Here sits a king more woeful than you are. - - Alarums, excursions. Enter QUEEN MARGARET, - PRINCE OF WALES, and EXETER - - PRINCE OF WALES. Fly, father, fly; for all your friends are fled, - And Warwick rages like a chafed bull. - Away! for death doth hold us in pursuit. - QUEEN MARGARET. Mount you, my lord; towards Berwick post amain. - Edward and Richard, like a brace of greyhounds - Having the fearful flying hare in sight, - With fiery eyes sparkling for very wrath, - And bloody steel grasp'd in their ireful hands, - Are at our backs; and therefore hence amain. - EXETER. Away! for vengeance comes along with them. - Nay, stay not to expostulate; make speed; - Or else come after. I'll away before. - KING HENRY. Nay, take me with thee, good sweet Exeter. - Not that I fear to stay, but love to go - Whither the Queen intends. Forward; away! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VI. -Another part of the field - -A loud alarum. Enter CLIFFORD, wounded - - CLIFFORD. Here burns my candle out; ay, here it dies, - Which, whiles it lasted, gave King Henry light. - O Lancaster, I fear thy overthrow - More than my body's parting with my soul! - My love and fear glu'd many friends to thee; - And, now I fall, thy tough commixture melts, - Impairing Henry, strength'ning misproud York. - The common people swarm like summer flies; - And whither fly the gnats but to the sun? - And who shines now but Henry's enemies? - O Phoebus, hadst thou never given consent - That Phaethon should check thy fiery steeds, - Thy burning car never had scorch'd the earth! - And, Henry, hadst thou sway'd as kings should do, - Or as thy father and his father did, - Giving no ground unto the house of York, - They never then had sprung like summer flies; - I and ten thousand in this luckless realm - Had left no mourning widows for our death; - And thou this day hadst kept thy chair in peace. - For what doth cherish weeds but gentle air? - And what makes robbers bold but too much lenity? - Bootless are plaints, and cureless are my wounds. - No way to fly, nor strength to hold out flight. - The foe is merciless and will not pity; - For at their hands I have deserv'd no pity. - The air hath got into my deadly wounds, - And much effuse of blood doth make me faint. - Come, York and Richard, Warwick and the rest; - I stabb'd your fathers' bosoms: split my breast. - [He faints] - - Alarum and retreat. Enter EDWARD, GEORGE, RICHARD - MONTAGUE, WARWICK, and soldiers - - EDWARD. Now breathe we, lords. Good fortune bids us pause - And smooth the frowns of war with peaceful looks. - Some troops pursue the bloody-minded Queen - That led calm Henry, though he were a king, - As doth a sail, fill'd with a fretting gust, - Command an argosy to stern the waves. - But think you, lords, that Clifford fled with them? - WARWICK. No, 'tis impossible he should escape; - For, though before his face I speak the words, - Your brother Richard mark'd him for the grave; - And, whereso'er he is, he's surely dead. - [CLIFFORD groans, and dies] - RICHARD. Whose soul is that which takes her heavy leave? - A deadly groan, like life and death's departing. - See who it is. - EDWARD. And now the battle's ended, - If friend or foe, let him be gently used. - RICHARD. Revoke that doom of mercy, for 'tis Clifford; - Who not contented that he lopp'd the branch - In hewing Rutland when his leaves put forth, - But set his murd'ring knife unto the root - From whence that tender spray did sweetly spring- - I mean our princely father, Duke of York. - WARWICK. From off the gates of York fetch down the head, - Your father's head, which Clifford placed there; - Instead whereof let this supply the room. - Measure for measure must be answered. - EDWARD. Bring forth that fatal screech-owl to our house, - That nothing sung but death to us and ours. - Now death shall stop his dismal threat'ning sound, - And his ill-boding tongue no more shall speak. - WARWICK. I think his understanding is bereft. - Speak, Clifford, dost thou know who speaks to thee? - Dark cloudy death o'ershades his beams of life, - And he nor sees nor hears us what we say. - RICHARD. O, would he did! and so, perhaps, he doth. - 'Tis but his policy to counterfeit, - Because he would avoid such bitter taunts - Which in the time of death he gave our father. - GEORGE. If so thou think'st, vex him with eager words. - RICHARD. Clifford, ask mercy and obtain no grace. - EDWARD. Clifford, repent in bootless penitence. - WARWICK. Clifford, devise excuses for thy faults. - GEORGE. While we devise fell tortures for thy faults. - RICHARD. Thou didst love York, and I am son to York. - EDWARD. Thou pitied'st Rutland, I will pity thee. - GEORGE. Where's Captain Margaret, to fence you now? - WARWICK. They mock thee, Clifford; swear as thou wast wont. - RICHARD. What, not an oath? Nay, then the world goes hard - When Clifford cannot spare his friends an oath. - I know by that he's dead; and by my soul, - If this right hand would buy two hours' life, - That I in all despite might rail at him, - This hand should chop it off, and with the issuing blood - Stifle the villain whose unstanched thirst - York and young Rutland could not satisfy. - WARWICK. Ay, but he's dead. Off with the traitor's head, - And rear it in the place your father's stands. - And now to London with triumphant march, - There to be crowned England's royal King; - From whence shall Warwick cut the sea to France, - And ask the Lady Bona for thy queen. - So shalt thou sinew both these lands together; - And, having France thy friend, thou shalt not dread - The scatt'red foe that hopes to rise again; - For though they cannot greatly sting to hurt, - Yet look to have them buzz to offend thine ears. - First will I see the coronation; - And then to Brittany I'll cross the sea - To effect this marriage, so it please my lord. - EDWARD. Even as thou wilt, sweet Warwick, let it be; - For in thy shoulder do I build my seat, - And never will I undertake the thing - Wherein thy counsel and consent is wanting. - Richard, I will create thee Duke of Gloucester; - And George, of Clarence; Warwick, as ourself, - Shall do and undo as him pleaseth best. - RICHARD. Let me be Duke of Clarence, George of Gloucester; - For Gloucester's dukedom is too ominous. - WARWICK. Tut, that's a foolish observation. - Richard, be Duke of Gloucester. Now to London - To see these honours in possession. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -A chase in the north of England - -Enter two KEEPERS, with cross-bows in their hands - - FIRST KEEPER. Under this thick-grown brake we'll shroud ourselves, - For through this laund anon the deer will come; - And in this covert will we make our stand, - Culling the principal of all the deer. - SECOND KEEPER. I'll stay above the hill, so both may shoot. - FIRST KEEPER. That cannot be; the noise of thy cross-bow - Will scare the herd, and so my shoot is lost. - Here stand we both, and aim we at the best; - And, for the time shall not seem tedious, - I'll tell thee what befell me on a day - In this self-place where now we mean to stand. - SECOND KEEPER. Here comes a man; let's stay till he be past. - - Enter KING HENRY, disguised, with a prayer-book - - KING HENRY. From Scotland am I stol'n, even of pure love, - To greet mine own land with my wishful sight. - No, Harry, Harry, 'tis no land of thine; - Thy place is fill'd, thy sceptre wrung from thee, - Thy balm wash'd off wherewith thou wast anointed. - No bending knee will call thee Caesar now, - No humble suitors press to speak for right, - No, not a man comes for redress of thee; - For how can I help them and not myself? - FIRST KEEPER. Ay, here's a deer whose skin's a keeper's fee. - This is the quondam King; let's seize upon him. - KING HENRY. Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, - For wise men say it is the wisest course. - SECOND KEEPER. Why linger we? let us lay hands upon him. - FIRST KEEPER. Forbear awhile; we'll hear a little more. - KING HENRY. My Queen and son are gone to France for aid; - And, as I hear, the great commanding Warwick - Is thither gone to crave the French King's sister - To wife for Edward. If this news be true, - Poor queen and son, your labour is but lost; - For Warwick is a subtle orator, - And Lewis a prince soon won with moving words. - By this account, then, Margaret may win him; - For she's a woman to be pitied much. - Her sighs will make a batt'ry in his breast; - Her tears will pierce into a marble heart; - The tiger will be mild whiles she doth mourn; - And Nero will be tainted with remorse - To hear and see her plaints, her brinish tears. - Ay, but she's come to beg: Warwick, to give. - She, on his left side, craving aid for Henry: - He, on his right, asking a wife for Edward. - She weeps, and says her Henry is depos'd: - He smiles, and says his Edward is install'd; - That she, poor wretch, for grief can speak no more; - Whiles Warwick tells his title, smooths the wrong, - Inferreth arguments of mighty strength, - And in conclusion wins the King from her - With promise of his sister, and what else, - To strengthen and support King Edward's place. - O Margaret, thus 'twill be; and thou, poor soul, - Art then forsaken, as thou went'st forlorn! - SECOND KEEPER. Say, what art thou that talk'st of kings and queens? - KING HENRY. More than I seem, and less than I was born to: - A man at least, for less I should not be; - And men may talk of kings, and why not I? - SECOND KEEPER. Ay, but thou talk'st as if thou wert a king. - KING HENRY. Why, so I am- in mind; and that's enough. - SECOND KEEPER. But, if thou be a king, where is thy crown? - KING HENRY. My crown is in my heart, not on my head; - Not deck'd with diamonds and Indian stones, - Not to be seen. My crown is call'd content; - A crown it is that seldom kings enjoy. - SECOND KEEPER. Well, if you be a king crown'd with content, - Your crown content and you must be contented - To go along with us; for as we think, - You are the king King Edward hath depos'd; - And we his subjects, sworn in all allegiance, - Will apprehend you as his enemy. - KING HENRY. But did you never swear, and break an oath? - SECOND KEEPER. No, never such an oath; nor will not now. - KING HENRY. Where did you dwell when I was King of England? - SECOND KEEPER. Here in this country, where we now remain. - KING HENRY. I was anointed king at nine months old; - My father and my grandfather were kings; - And you were sworn true subjects unto me; - And tell me, then, have you not broke your oaths? - FIRST KEEPER. No; - For we were subjects but while you were king. - KING HENRY. Why, am I dead? Do I not breathe a man? - Ah, simple men, you know not what you swear! - Look, as I blow this feather from my face, - And as the air blows it to me again, - Obeying with my wind when I do blow, - And yielding to another when it blows, - Commanded always by the greater gust, - Such is the lightness of you common men. - But do not break your oaths; for of that sin - My mild entreaty shall not make you guilty. - Go where you will, the King shall be commanded; - And be you kings: command, and I'll obey. - FIRST KEEPER. We are true subjects to the King, King Edward. - KING HENRY. So would you be again to Henry, - If he were seated as King Edward is. - FIRST KEEPER. We charge you, in God's name and the King's, - To go with us unto the officers. - KING HENRY. In God's name, lead; your King's name be obey'd; - And what God will, that let your King perform; - And what he will, I humbly yield unto. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE II. -London. The palace - -Enter KING EDWARD, GLOUCESTER, CLARENCE, and LADY GREY - - KING EDWARD. Brother of Gloucester, at Saint Albans' field - This lady's husband, Sir Richard Grey, was slain, - His land then seiz'd on by the conqueror. - Her suit is now to repossess those lands; - Which we in justice cannot well deny, - Because in quarrel of the house of York - The worthy gentleman did lose his life. - GLOUCESTER. Your Highness shall do well to grant her suit; - It were dishonour to deny it her. - KING EDWARD. It were no less; but yet I'll make a pause. - GLOUCESTER. [Aside to CLARENCE] Yea, is it so? - I see the lady hath a thing to grant, - Before the King will grant her humble suit. - CLARENCE. [Aside to GLOUCESTER] He knows the game; how true he - keeps the wind! - GLOUCESTER. [Aside to CLARENCE] Silence! - KING EDWARD. Widow, we will consider of your suit; - And come some other time to know our mind. - LADY GREY. Right gracious lord, I cannot brook delay. - May it please your Highness to resolve me now; - And what your pleasure is shall satisfy me. - GLOUCESTER. [Aside] Ay, widow? Then I'll warrant you all your - lands, - An if what pleases him shall pleasure you. - Fight closer or, good faith, you'll catch a blow. - CLARENCE. [Aside to GLOUCESTER] I fear her not, unless she chance - to fall. - GLOUCESTER. [Aside to CLARENCE] God forbid that, for he'll take - vantages. - KING EDWARD. How many children hast thou, widow, tell me. - CLARENCE. [Aside to GLOUCESTER] I think he means to beg a child of - her. - GLOUCESTER. [Aside to CLARENCE] Nay, then whip me; he'll rather - give her two. - LADY GREY. Three, my most gracious lord. - GLOUCESTER. [Aside] You shall have four if you'll be rul'd by him. - KING EDWARD. 'Twere pity they should lose their father's lands. - LADY GREY. Be pitiful, dread lord, and grant it, then. - KING EDWARD. Lords, give us leave; I'll try this widow's wit. - GLOUCESTER. [Aside] Ay, good leave have you; for you will have - leave - Till youth take leave and leave you to the crutch. - [GLOUCESTER and CLARENCE withdraw] - KING EDWARD. Now tell me, madam, do you love your children? - LADY GREY. Ay, full as dearly as I love myself. - KING EDWARD. And would you not do much to do them good? - LADY GREY. To do them good I would sustain some harm. - KING EDWARD. Then get your husband's lands, to do them good. - LADY GREY. Therefore I came unto your Majesty. - KING EDWARD. I'll tell you how these lands are to be got. - LADY GREY. So shall you bind me to your Highness' service. - KING EDWARD. What service wilt thou do me if I give them? - LADY GREY. What you command that rests in me to do. - KING EDWARD. But you will take exceptions to my boon. - LADY GREY. No, gracious lord, except I cannot do it. - KING EDWARD. Ay, but thou canst do what I mean to ask. - LADY GREY. Why, then I will do what your Grace commands. - GLOUCESTER. He plies her hard; and much rain wears the marble. - CLARENCE. As red as fire! Nay, then her wax must melt. - LADY GREY. Why stops my lord? Shall I not hear my task? - KING EDWARD. An easy task; 'tis but to love a king. - LADY GREY. That's soon perform'd, because I am a subject. - KING EDWARD. Why, then, thy husband's lands I freely give thee. - LADY GREY. I take my leave with many thousand thanks. - GLOUCESTER. The match is made; she seals it with a curtsy. - KING EDWARD. But stay thee- 'tis the fruits of love I mean. - LADY GREY. The fruits of love I mean, my loving liege. - KING EDWARD. Ay, but, I fear me, in another sense. - What love, thinkst thou, I sue so much to get? - LADY GREY. My love till death, my humble thanks, my prayers; - That love which virtue begs and virtue grants. - KING EDWARD. No, by my troth, I did not mean such love. - LADY GREY. Why, then you mean not as I thought you did. - KING EDWARD. But now you partly may perceive my mind. - LADY GREY. My mind will never grant what I perceive - Your Highness aims at, if I aim aright. - KING EDWARD. To tell thee plain, I aim to lie with thee. - LADY GREY. To tell you plain, I had rather lie in prison. - KING EDWARD. Why, then thou shalt not have thy husband's lands. - LADY GREY. Why, then mine honesty shall be my dower; - For by that loss I will not purchase them. - KING EDWARD. Therein thou wrong'st thy children mightily. - LADY GREY. Herein your Highness wrongs both them and me. - But, mighty lord, this merry inclination - Accords not with the sadness of my suit. - Please you dismiss me, either with ay or no. - KING EDWARD. Ay, if thou wilt say ay to my request; - No, if thou dost say no to my demand. - LADY GREY. Then, no, my lord. My suit is at an end. - GLOUCESTER. The widow likes him not; she knits her brows. - CLARENCE. He is the bluntest wooer in Christendom. - KING EDWARD. [Aside] Her looks doth argue her replete with modesty; - Her words doth show her wit incomparable; - All her perfections challenge sovereignty. - One way or other, she is for a king; - And she shall be my love, or else my queen. - Say that King Edward take thee for his queen? - LADY GREY. 'Tis better said than done, my gracious lord. - I am a subject fit to jest withal, - But far unfit to be a sovereign. - KING EDWARD. Sweet widow, by my state I swear to thee - I speak no more than what my soul intends; - And that is to enjoy thee for my love. - LADY GREY. And that is more than I will yield unto. - I know I am too mean to be your queen, - And yet too good to be your concubine. - KING EDWARD. You cavil, widow; I did mean my queen. - LADY GREY. 'Twill grieve your Grace my sons should call you father. - KING EDWARD.No more than when my daughters call thee mother. - Thou art a widow, and thou hast some children; - And, by God's Mother, I, being but a bachelor, - Have other some. Why, 'tis a happy thing - To be the father unto many sons. - Answer no more, for thou shalt be my queen. - GLOUCESTER. The ghostly father now hath done his shrift. - CLARENCE. When he was made a shriver, 'twas for shrift. - KING EDWARD. Brothers, you muse what chat we two have had. - GLOUCESTER. The widow likes it not, for she looks very sad. - KING EDWARD. You'd think it strange if I should marry her. - CLARENCE. To who, my lord? - KING EDWARD. Why, Clarence, to myself. - GLOUCESTER. That would be ten days' wonder at the least. - CLARENCE. That's a day longer than a wonder lasts. - GLOUCESTER. By so much is the wonder in extremes. - KING EDWARD. Well, jest on, brothers; I can tell you both - Her suit is granted for her husband's lands. - - Enter a NOBLEMAN - - NOBLEMAN. My gracious lord, Henry your foe is taken - And brought your prisoner to your palace gate. - KING EDWARD. See that he be convey'd unto the Tower. - And go we, brothers, to the man that took him - To question of his apprehension. - Widow, go you along. Lords, use her honourably. - Exeunt all but GLOUCESTER - GLOUCESTER. Ay, Edward will use women honourably. - Would he were wasted, marrow, bones, and all, - That from his loins no hopeful branch may spring - To cross me from the golden time I look for! - And yet, between my soul's desire and me- - The lustful Edward's title buried- - Is Clarence, Henry, and his son young Edward, - And all the unlook'd for issue of their bodies, - To take their rooms ere I can place myself. - A cold premeditation for my purpose! - Why, then I do but dream on sovereignty; - Like one that stands upon a promontory - And spies a far-off shore where he would tread, - Wishing his foot were equal with his eye; - And chides the sea that sunders him from thence, - Saying he'll lade it dry to have his way- - So do I wish the crown, being so far off; - And so I chide the means that keeps me from it; - And so I say I'll cut the causes off, - Flattering me with impossibilities. - My eye's too quick, my heart o'erweens too much, - Unless my hand and strength could equal them. - Well, say there is no kingdom then for Richard; - What other pleasure can the world afford? - I'll make my heaven in a lady's lap, - And deck my body in gay ornaments, - And witch sweet ladies with my words and looks. - O miserable thought! and more unlikely - Than to accomplish twenty golden crowns. - Why, love forswore me in my mother's womb; - And, for I should not deal in her soft laws, - She did corrupt frail nature with some bribe - To shrink mine arm up like a wither'd shrub - To make an envious mountain on my back, - Where sits deformity to mock my body; - To shape my legs of an unequal size; - To disproportion me in every part, - Like to a chaos, or an unlick'd bear-whelp - That carries no impression like the dam. - And am I, then, a man to be belov'd? - O monstrous fault to harbour such a thought! - Then, since this earth affords no joy to me - But to command, to check, to o'erbear such - As are of better person than myself, - I'll make my heaven to dream upon the crown, - And whiles I live t' account this world but hell, - Until my misshap'd trunk that bear this head - Be round impaled with a glorious crown. - And yet I know not how to get the crown, - For many lives stand between me and home; - And I- like one lost in a thorny wood - That rents the thorns and is rent with the thorns, - Seeking a way and straying from the way - Not knowing how to find the open air, - But toiling desperately to find it out- - Torment myself to catch the English crown; - And from that torment I will free myself - Or hew my way out with a bloody axe. - Why, I can smile, and murder whiles I smile, - And cry 'Content!' to that which grieves my heart, - And wet my cheeks with artificial tears, - And frame my face to all occasions. - I'll drown more sailors than the mermaid shall; - I'll slay more gazers than the basilisk; - I'll play the orator as well as Nestor, - Deceive more slily than Ulysses could, - And, like a Sinon, take another Troy. - I can add colours to the chameleon, - Change shapes with Protheus for advantages, - And set the murderous Machiavel to school. - Can I do this, and cannot get a crown? - Tut, were it farther off, I'll pluck it down. Exit - - - - -SCENE III. -France. The KING'S palace - -Flourish. Enter LEWIS the French King, his sister BONA, -his Admiral call'd BOURBON; PRINCE EDWARD, QUEEN MARGARET, -and the EARL of OXFORD. LEWIS sits, and riseth up again - - LEWIS. Fair Queen of England, worthy Margaret, - Sit down with us. It ill befits thy state - And birth that thou shouldst stand while Lewis doth sit. - QUEEN MARGARET. No, mighty King of France. Now Margaret - Must strike her sail and learn a while to serve - Where kings command. I was, I must confess, - Great Albion's Queen in former golden days; - But now mischance hath trod my title down - And with dishonour laid me on the ground, - Where I must take like seat unto my fortune, - And to my humble seat conform myself. - LEWIS. Why, say, fair Queen, whence springs this deep despair? - QUEEN MARGARET. From such a cause as fills mine eyes with tears - And stops my tongue, while heart is drown'd in cares. - LEWIS. Whate'er it be, be thou still like thyself, - And sit thee by our side. [Seats her by him] Yield not thy neck - To fortune's yoke, but let thy dauntless mind - Still ride in triumph over all mischance. - Be plain, Queen Margaret, and tell thy grief; - It shall be eas'd, if France can yield relief. - QUEEN MARGARET. Those gracious words revive my drooping thoughts - And give my tongue-tied sorrows leave to speak. - Now therefore be it known to noble Lewis - That Henry, sole possessor of my love, - Is, of a king, become a banish'd man, - And forc'd to live in Scotland a forlorn; - While proud ambitious Edward Duke of York - Usurps the regal title and the seat - Of England's true-anointed lawful King. - This is the cause that I, poor Margaret, - With this my son, Prince Edward, Henry's heir, - Am come to crave thy just and lawful aid; - And if thou fail us, all our hope is done. - Scotland hath will to help, but cannot help; - Our people and our peers are both misled, - Our treasure seiz'd, our soldiers put to flight, - And, as thou seest, ourselves in heavy plight. - LEWIS. Renowned Queen, with patience calm the storm, - While we bethink a means to break it off. - QUEEN MARGARET. The more we stay, the stronger grows our foe. - LEWIS. The more I stay, the more I'll succour thee. - QUEEN MARGARET. O, but impatience waiteth on true sorrow. - And see where comes the breeder of my sorrow! - - Enter WARWICK - - LEWIS. What's he approacheth boldly to our presence? - QUEEN MARGARET. Our Earl of Warwick, Edward's greatest friend. - LEWIS. Welcome, brave Warwick! What brings thee to France? - [He descends. She ariseth] - QUEEN MARGARET. Ay, now begins a second storm to rise; - For this is he that moves both wind and tide. - WARWICK. From worthy Edward, King of Albion, - My lord and sovereign, and thy vowed friend, - I come, in kindness and unfeigned love, - First to do greetings to thy royal person, - And then to crave a league of amity, - And lastly to confirm that amity - With nuptial knot, if thou vouchsafe to grant - That virtuous Lady Bona, thy fair sister, - To England's King in lawful marriage. - QUEEN MARGARET. [Aside] If that go forward, Henry's hope is done. - WARWICK. [To BONA] And, gracious madam, in our king's behalf, - I am commanded, with your leave and favour, - Humbly to kiss your hand, and with my tongue - To tell the passion of my sovereign's heart; - Where fame, late ent'ring at his heedful ears, - Hath plac'd thy beauty's image and thy virtue. - QUEEN MARGARET. King Lewis and Lady Bona, hear me speak - Before you answer Warwick. His demand - Springs not from Edward's well-meant honest love, - But from deceit bred by necessity; - For how can tyrants safely govern home - Unless abroad they purchase great alliance? - To prove him tyrant this reason may suffice, - That Henry liveth still; but were he dead, - Yet here Prince Edward stands, King Henry's son. - Look therefore, Lewis, that by this league and marriage - Thou draw not on thy danger and dishonour; - For though usurpers sway the rule a while - Yet heav'ns are just, and time suppresseth wrongs. - WARWICK. Injurious Margaret! - PRINCE OF WALES. And why not Queen? - WARWICK. Because thy father Henry did usurp; - And thou no more art prince than she is queen. - OXFORD. Then Warwick disannuls great John of Gaunt, - Which did subdue the greatest part of Spain; - And, after John of Gaunt, Henry the Fourth, - Whose wisdom was a mirror to the wisest; - And, after that wise prince, Henry the Fifth, - Who by his prowess conquered all France. - From these our Henry lineally descends. - WARWICK. Oxford, how haps it in this smooth discourse - You told not how Henry the Sixth hath lost - All that which Henry the Fifth had gotten? - Methinks these peers of France should smile at that. - But for the rest: you tell a pedigree - Of threescore and two years- a silly time - To make prescription for a kingdom's worth. - OXFORD. Why, Warwick, canst thou speak against thy liege, - Whom thou obeyed'st thirty and six years, - And not betray thy treason with a blush? - WARWICK. Can Oxford that did ever fence the right - Now buckler falsehood with a pedigree? - For shame! Leave Henry, and call Edward king. - OXFORD. Call him my king by whose injurious doom - My elder brother, the Lord Aubrey Vere, - Was done to death; and more than so, my father, - Even in the downfall of his mellow'd years, - When nature brought him to the door of death? - No, Warwick, no; while life upholds this arm, - This arm upholds the house of Lancaster. - WARWICK. And I the house of York. - LEWIS. Queen Margaret, Prince Edward, and Oxford, - Vouchsafe at our request to stand aside - While I use further conference with Warwick. - [They stand aloof] - QUEEN MARGARET. Heavens grant that Warwick's words bewitch him not! - LEWIS. Now, Warwick, tell me, even upon thy conscience, - Is Edward your true king? for I were loath - To link with him that were not lawful chosen. - WARWICK. Thereon I pawn my credit and mine honour. - LEWIS. But is he gracious in the people's eye? - WARWICK. The more that Henry was unfortunate. - LEWIS. Then further: all dissembling set aside, - Tell me for truth the measure of his love - Unto our sister Bona. - WARWICK. Such it seems - As may beseem a monarch like himself. - Myself have often heard him say and swear - That this his love was an eternal plant - Whereof the root was fix'd in virtue's ground, - The leaves and fruit maintain'd with beauty's sun, - Exempt from envy, but not from disdain, - Unless the Lady Bona quit his pain. - LEWIS. Now, sister, let us hear your firm resolve. - BONA. Your grant or your denial shall be mine. - [To WARWICK] Yet I confess that often ere this day, - When I have heard your king's desert recounted, - Mine ear hath tempted judgment to desire. - LEWIS. Then, Warwick, thus: our sister shall be Edward's. - And now forthwith shall articles be drawn - Touching the jointure that your king must make, - Which with her dowry shall be counterpois'd. - Draw near, Queen Margaret, and be a witness - That Bona shall be wife to the English king. - PRINCE OF WALES. To Edward, but not to the English king. - QUEEN MARGARET. Deceitful Warwick, it was thy device - By this alliance to make void my suit. - Before thy coming, Lewis was Henry's friend. - LEWIS. And still is friend to him and Margaret. - But if your title to the crown be weak, - As may appear by Edward's good success, - Then 'tis but reason that I be releas'd - From giving aid which late I promised. - Yet shall you have all kindness at my hand - That your estate requires and mine can yield. - WARWICK. Henry now lives in Scotland at his case, - Where having nothing, nothing can he lose. - And as for you yourself, our quondam queen, - You have a father able to maintain you, - And better 'twere you troubled him than France. - QUEEN MARGARET. Peace, impudent and shameless Warwick, - Proud setter up and puller down of kings! - I will not hence till with my talk and tears, - Both full of truth, I make King Lewis behold - Thy sly conveyance and thy lord's false love; - For both of you are birds of self-same feather. - [POST blowing a horn within] - LEWIS. Warwick, this is some post to us or thee. - - Enter the POST - - POST. My lord ambassador, these letters are for you, - Sent from your brother, Marquis Montague. - These from our King unto your Majesty. - And, madam, these for you; from whom I know not. - [They all read their letters] - OXFORD. I like it well that our fair Queen and mistress - Smiles at her news, while Warwick frowns at his. - PRINCE OF WALES. Nay, mark how Lewis stamps as he were nettled. - I hope all's for the best. - LEWIS. Warwick, what are thy news? And yours, fair Queen? - QUEEN MARGARET. Mine such as fill my heart with unhop'd joys. - WARWICK. Mine, full of sorrow and heart's discontent. - LEWIS. What, has your king married the Lady Grey? - And now, to soothe your forgery and his, - Sends me a paper to persuade me patience? - Is this th' alliance that he seeks with France? - Dare he presume to scorn us in this manner? - QUEEN MARGARET. I told your Majesty as much before. - This proveth Edward's love and Warwick's honesty. - WARWICK. King Lewis, I here protest in sight of heaven, - And by the hope I have of heavenly bliss, - That I am clear from this misdeed of Edward's- - No more my king, for he dishonours me, - But most himself, if he could see his shame. - Did I forget that by the house of York - My father came untimely to his death? - Did I let pass th' abuse done to my niece? - Did I impale him with the regal crown? - Did I put Henry from his native right? - And am I guerdon'd at the last with shame? - Shame on himself! for my desert is honour; - And to repair my honour lost for him - I here renounce him and return to Henry. - My noble Queen, let former grudges pass, - And henceforth I am thy true servitor. - I will revenge his wrong to Lady Bona, - And replant Henry in his former state. - QUEEN MARGARET. Warwick, these words have turn'd my hate to love; - And I forgive and quite forget old faults, - And joy that thou becom'st King Henry's friend. - WARWICK. So much his friend, ay, his unfeigned friend, - That if King Lewis vouchsafe to furnish us - With some few bands of chosen soldiers, - I'll undertake to land them on our coast - And force the tyrant from his seat by war. - 'Tis not his new-made bride shall succour him; - And as for Clarence, as my letters tell me, - He's very likely now to fall from him - For matching more for wanton lust than honour - Or than for strength and safety of our country. - BONA. Dear brother, how shall Bona be reveng'd - But by thy help to this distressed queen? - QUEEN MARGARET. Renowned Prince, how shall poor Henry live - Unless thou rescue him from foul despair? - BONA. My quarrel and this English queen's are one. - WARWICK. And mine, fair Lady Bona, joins with yours. - LEWIS. And mine with hers, and thine, and Margaret's. - Therefore, at last, I firmly am resolv'd - You shall have aid. - QUEEN MARGARET. Let me give humble thanks for all at once. - LEWIS. Then, England's messenger, return in post - And tell false Edward, thy supposed king, - That Lewis of France is sending over masquers - To revel it with him and his new bride. - Thou seest what's past; go fear thy king withal. - BONA. Tell him, in hope he'll prove a widower shortly, - I'll wear the willow-garland for his sake. - QUEEN MARGARET. Tell him my mourning weeds are laid aside, - And I am ready to put armour on. - WARWICK. Tell him from me that he hath done me wrong, - And therefore I'll uncrown him ere't be long. - There's thy reward; be gone. Exit POST - LEWIS. But, Warwick, - Thou and Oxford, with five thousand men, - Shall cross the seas and bid false Edward battle: - And, as occasion serves, this noble Queen - And Prince shall follow with a fresh supply. - Yet, ere thou go, but answer me one doubt: - What pledge have we of thy firm loyalty? - WARWICK. This shall assure my constant loyalty: - That if our Queen and this young Prince agree, - I'll join mine eldest daughter and my joy - To him forthwith in holy wedlock bands. - QUEEN MARGARET. Yes, I agree, and thank you for your motion. - Son Edward, she is fair and virtuous, - Therefore delay not- give thy hand to Warwick; - And with thy hand thy faith irrevocable - That only Warwick's daughter shall be thine. - PRINCE OF WALES. Yes, I accept her, for she well deserves it; - And here, to pledge my vow, I give my hand. - [He gives his hand to WARWICK] - LEWIS. stay we now? These soldiers shall be levied; - And thou, Lord Bourbon, our High Admiral, - Shall waft them over with our royal fleet. - I long till Edward fall by war's mischance - For mocking marriage with a dame of France. - Exeunt all but WARWICK - WARWICK. I came from Edward as ambassador, - But I return his sworn and mortal foe. - Matter of marriage was the charge he gave me, - But dreadful war shall answer his demand. - Had he none else to make a stale but me? - Then none but I shall turn his jest to sorrow. - I was the chief that rais'd him to the crown, - And I'll be chief to bring him down again; - Not that I pity Henry's misery, - But seek revenge on Edward's mockery. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. -London. The palace - -Enter GLOUCESTER, CLARENCE, SOMERSET, and MONTAGUE - - GLOUCESTER. Now tell me, brother Clarence, what think you - Of this new marriage with the Lady Grey? - Hath not our brother made a worthy choice? - CLARENCE. Alas, you know 'tis far from hence to France! - How could he stay till Warwick made return? - SOMERSET. My lords, forbear this talk; here comes the King. - - Flourish. Enter KING EDWARD, attended; LADY - GREY, as Queen; PEMBROKE, STAFFORD, HASTINGS, - and others. Four stand on one side, and four on the other - - GLOUCESTER. And his well-chosen bride. - CLARENCE. I mind to tell him plainly what I think. - KING EDWARD. Now, brother of Clarence, how like you our choice - That you stand pensive as half malcontent? - CLARENCE. As well as Lewis of France or the Earl of Warwick, - Which are so weak of courage and in judgment - That they'll take no offence at our abuse. - KING EDWARD. Suppose they take offence without a cause; - They are but Lewis and Warwick: I am Edward, - Your King and Warwick's and must have my will. - GLOUCESTER. And shall have your will, because our King. - Yet hasty marriage seldom proveth well. - KING EDWARD. Yea, brother Richard, are you offended too? - GLOUCESTER. Not I. - No, God forbid that I should wish them sever'd - Whom God hath join'd together; ay, and 'twere pity - To sunder them that yoke so well together. - KING EDWARD. Setting your scorns and your mislike aside, - Tell me some reason why the Lady Grey - Should not become my wife and England's Queen. - And you too, Somerset and Montague, - Speak freely what you think. - CLARENCE. Then this is mine opinion: that King Lewis - Becomes your enemy for mocking him - About the marriage of the Lady Bona. - GLOUCESTER. And Warwick, doing what you gave in charge, - Is now dishonoured by this new marriage. - KING EDWARD. What if both Lewis and Warwick be appeas'd - By such invention as I can devise? - MONTAGUE. Yet to have join'd with France in such alliance - Would more have strength'ned this our commonwealth - 'Gainst foreign storms than any home-bred marriage. - HASTINGS. Why, knows not Montague that of itself - England is safe, if true within itself? - MONTAGUE. But the safer when 'tis back'd with France. - HASTINGS. 'Tis better using France than trusting France. - Let us be back'd with God, and with the seas - Which He hath giv'n for fence impregnable, - And with their helps only defend ourselves. - In them and in ourselves our safety lies. - CLARENCE. For this one speech Lord Hastings well deserves - To have the heir of the Lord Hungerford. - KING EDWARD. Ay, what of that? it was my will and grant; - And for this once my will shall stand for law. - GLOUCESTER. And yet methinks your Grace hath not done well - To give the heir and daughter of Lord Scales - Unto the brother of your loving bride. - She better would have fitted me or Clarence; - But in your bride you bury brotherhood. - CLARENCE. Or else you would not have bestow'd the heir - Of the Lord Bonville on your new wife's son, - And leave your brothers to go speed elsewhere. - KING EDWARD. Alas, poor Clarence! Is it for a wife - That thou art malcontent? I will provide thee. - CLARENCE. In choosing for yourself you show'd your judgment, - Which being shallow, you shall give me leave - To play the broker in mine own behalf; - And to that end I shortly mind to leave you. - KING EDWARD. Leave me or tarry, Edward will be King, - And not be tied unto his brother's will. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. My lords, before it pleas'd his Majesty - To raise my state to title of a queen, - Do me but right, and you must all confess - That I was not ignoble of descent: - And meaner than myself have had like fortune. - But as this title honours me and mine, - So your dislikes, to whom I would be pleasing, - Doth cloud my joys with danger and with sorrow. - KING EDWARD. My love, forbear to fawn upon their frowns. - What danger or what sorrow can befall thee, - So long as Edward is thy constant friend - And their true sovereign whom they must obey? - Nay, whom they shall obey, and love thee too, - Unless they seek for hatred at my hands; - Which if they do, yet will I keep thee safe, - And they shall feel the vengeance of my wrath. - GLOUCESTER. [Aside] I hear, yet say not much, but think the more. - - Enter a POST - - KING EDWARD. Now, messenger, what letters or what news - From France? - MESSENGER. My sovereign liege, no letters, and few words, - But such as I, without your special pardon, - Dare not relate. - KING EDWARD. Go to, we pardon thee; therefore, in brief, - Tell me their words as near as thou canst guess them. - What answer makes King Lewis unto our letters? - MESSENGER. At my depart, these were his very words: - 'Go tell false Edward, the supposed king, - That Lewis of France is sending over masquers - To revel it with him and his new bride.' - KING EDWARD. IS Lewis so brave? Belike he thinks me Henry. - But what said Lady Bona to my marriage? - MESSENGER. These were her words, utt'red with mild disdain: - 'Tell him, in hope he'll prove a widower shortly, - I'll wear the willow-garland for his sake.' - KING EDWARD. I blame not her: she could say little less; - She had the wrong. But what said Henry's queen? - For I have heard that she was there in place. - MESSENGER. 'Tell him' quoth she 'my mourning weeds are done, - And I am ready to put armour on.' - KING EDWARD. Belike she minds to play the Amazon. - But what said Warwick to these injuries? - MESSENGER. He, more incens'd against your Majesty - Than all the rest, discharg'd me with these words: - 'Tell him from me that he hath done me wrong; - And therefore I'll uncrown him ere't be long.' - KING EDWARD. Ha! durst the traitor breathe out so proud words? - Well, I will arm me, being thus forewarn'd. - They shall have wars and pay for their presumption. - But say, is Warwick friends with Margaret? - MESSENGER. Ay, gracious sovereign; they are so link'd in friendship - That young Prince Edward marries Warwick's daughter. - CLARENCE. Belike the elder; Clarence will have the younger. - Now, brother king, farewell, and sit you fast, - For I will hence to Warwick's other daughter; - That, though I want a kingdom, yet in marriage - I may not prove inferior to yourself. - You that love me and Warwick, follow me. - Exit, and SOMERSET follows - GLOUCESTER. [Aside] Not I. - My thoughts aim at a further matter; I - Stay not for the love of Edward but the crown. - KING EDWARD. Clarence and Somerset both gone to Warwick! - Yet am I arm'd against the worst can happen; - And haste is needful in this desp'rate case. - Pembroke and Stafford, you in our behalf - Go levy men and make prepare for war; - They are already, or quickly will be landed. - Myself in person will straight follow you. - Exeunt PEMBROKE and STAFFORD - But ere I go, Hastings and Montague, - Resolve my doubt. You twain, of all the rest, - Are near to Warwick by blood and by alliance. - Tell me if you love Warwick more than me? - If it be so, then both depart to him: - I rather wish you foes than hollow friends. - But if you mind to hold your true obedience, - Give me assurance with some friendly vow, - That I may never have you in suspect. - MONTAGUE. So God help Montague as he proves true! - HASTINGS. And Hastings as he favours Edward's cause! - KING EDWARD. Now, brother Richard, will you stand by us? - GLOUCESTER. Ay, in despite of all that shall withstand you. - KING EDWARD. Why, so! then am I sure of victory. - Now therefore let us hence, and lose no hour - Till we meet Warwick with his foreign pow'r. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -A plain in Warwickshire - -Enter WARWICK and OXFORD, with French soldiers - - WARWICK. Trust me, my lord, all hitherto goes well; - The common people by numbers swarm to us. - - Enter CLARENCE and SOMERSET - - But see where Somerset and Clarence comes. - Speak suddenly, my lords- are we all friends? - CLARENCE. Fear not that, my lord. - WARWICK. Then, gentle Clarence, welcome unto Warwick; - And welcome, Somerset. I hold it cowardice - To rest mistrustful where a noble heart - Hath pawn'd an open hand in sign of love; - Else might I think that Clarence, Edward's brother, - Were but a feigned friend to our proceedings. - But welcome, sweet Clarence; my daughter shall be thine. - And now what rests but, in night's coverture, - Thy brother being carelessly encamp'd, - His soldiers lurking in the towns about, - And but attended by a simple guard, - We may surprise and take him at our pleasure? - Our scouts have found the adventure very easy; - That as Ulysses and stout Diomede - With sleight and manhood stole to Rhesus' tents, - And brought from thence the Thracian fatal steeds, - So we, well cover'd with the night's black mantle, - At unawares may beat down Edward's guard - And seize himself- I say not 'slaughter him,' - For I intend but only to surprise him. - You that will follow me to this attempt, - Applaud the name of Henry with your leader. - [They all cry 'Henry!'] - Why then, let's on our way in silent sort. - For Warwick and his friends, God and Saint George! Exeunt - - - -SCENE III. -Edward's camp, near Warwick - -Enter three WATCHMEN, to guard the KING'S tent - - FIRST WATCHMAN. Come on, my masters, each man take his stand; - The King by this is set him down to sleep. - SECOND WATCHMAN. What, will he not to bed? - FIRST WATCHMAN. Why, no; for he hath made a solemn vow - Never to lie and take his natural rest - Till Warwick or himself be quite suppress'd. - SECOND WATCHMAN. To-morrow then, belike, shall be the day, - If Warwick be so near as men report. - THIRD WATCHMAN. But say, I pray, what nobleman is that - That with the King here resteth in his tent? - FIRST WATCHMAN. 'Tis the Lord Hastings, the King's chiefest friend. - THIRD WATCHMAN. O, is it So? But why commands the King - That his chief followers lodge in towns about him, - While he himself keeps in the cold field? - SECOND WATCHMAN. 'Tis the more honour, because more dangerous. - THIRD WATCHMAN. Ay, but give me worship and quietness; - I like it better than dangerous honour. - If Warwick knew in what estate he stands, - 'Tis to be doubted he would waken him. - FIRST WATCHMAN. Unless our halberds did shut up his passage. - SECOND WATCHMAN. Ay, wherefore else guard we his royal tent - But to defend his person from night-foes? - - Enter WARWICK, CLARENCE, OXFORD, SOMERSET, - and French soldiers, silent all - - WARWICK. This is his tent; and see where stand his guard. - Courage, my masters! Honour now or never! - But follow me, and Edward shall be ours. - FIRST WATCHMAN. Who goes there? - SECOND WATCHMAN. Stay, or thou diest. - - WARWICK and the rest cry all 'Warwick! Warwick!' and - set upon the guard, who fly, crying 'Arm! Arm!' WARWICK - and the rest following them - - The drum playing and trumpet sounding, re-enter WARWICK - and the rest, bringing the KING out in his gown, - sitting in a chair. GLOUCESTER and HASTINGS fly over the stage - - SOMERSET. What are they that fly there? - WARWICK. Richard and Hastings. Let them go; here is the Duke. - KING EDWARD. The Duke! Why, Warwick, when we parted, - Thou call'dst me King? - WARWICK. Ay, but the case is alter'd. - When you disgrac'd me in my embassade, - Then I degraded you from being King, - And come now to create you Duke of York. - Alas, how should you govern any kingdom - That know not how to use ambassadors, - Nor how to be contented with one wife, - Nor how to use your brothers brotherly, - Nor how to study for the people's welfare, - Nor how to shroud yourself from enemies? - KING EDWARD. Yea, brother of Clarence, art thou here too? - Nay, then I see that Edward needs must down. - Yet, Warwick, in despite of all mischance, - Of thee thyself and all thy complices, - Edward will always bear himself as King. - Though fortune's malice overthrow my state, - My mind exceeds the compass of her wheel. - WARWICK. Then, for his mind, be Edward England's king; - [Takes off his crown] - But Henry now shall wear the English crown - And be true King indeed; thou but the shadow. - My Lord of Somerset, at my request, - See that forthwith Duke Edward be convey'd - Unto my brother, Archbishop of York. - When I have fought with Pembroke and his fellows, - I'll follow you and tell what answer - Lewis and the Lady Bona send to him. - Now for a while farewell, good Duke of York. - KING EDWARD. What fates impose, that men must needs abide; - It boots not to resist both wind and tide. - [They lead him out forcibly] - OXFORD. What now remains, my lords, for us to do - But march to London with our soldiers? - WARWICK. Ay, that's the first thing that we have to do; - To free King Henry from imprisonment, - And see him seated in the regal throne. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -London. The palace - -Enter QUEEN ELIZABETH and RIVERS - - RIVERS. Madam, what makes you in this sudden change? - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Why, brother Rivers, are you yet to learn - What late misfortune is befall'n King Edward? - RIVERS. What, loss of some pitch'd battle against Warwick? - QUEEN ELIZABETH. No, but the loss of his own royal person. - RIVERS. Then is my sovereign slain? - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Ay, almost slain, for he is taken prisoner; - Either betray'd by falsehood of his guard - Or by his foe surpris'd at unawares; - And, as I further have to understand, - Is new committed to the Bishop of York, - Fell Warwick's brother, and by that our foe. - RIVERS. These news, I must confess, are full of grief; - Yet, gracious madam, bear it as you may: - Warwick may lose that now hath won the day. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Till then, fair hope must hinder life's decay. - And I the rather wean me from despair - For love of Edward's offspring in my womb. - This is it that makes me bridle passion - And bear with mildness my misfortune's cross; - Ay, ay, for this I draw in many a tear - And stop the rising of blood-sucking sighs, - Lest with my sighs or tears I blast or drown - King Edward's fruit, true heir to th' English crown. - RIVERS. But, madam, where is Warwick then become? - QUEEN ELIZABETH. I am inform'd that he comes towards London - To set the crown once more on Henry's head. - Guess thou the rest: King Edward's friends must down. - But to prevent the tyrant's violence- - For trust not him that hath once broken faith- - I'll hence forthwith unto the sanctuary - To save at least the heir of Edward's right. - There shall I rest secure from force and fraud. - Come, therefore, let us fly while we may fly: - If Warwick take us, we are sure to die. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -A park near Middleham Castle in Yorkshire - -Enter GLOUCESTER, LORD HASTINGS, SIR WILLIAM STANLEY, and others - - GLOUCESTER. Now, my Lord Hastings and Sir William Stanley, - Leave off to wonder why I drew you hither - Into this chiefest thicket of the park. - Thus stands the case: you know our King, my brother, - Is prisoner to the Bishop here, at whose hands - He hath good usage and great liberty; - And often but attended with weak guard - Comes hunting this way to disport himself. - I have advertis'd him by secret means - That if about this hour he make this way, - Under the colour of his usual game, - He shall here find his friends, with horse and men, - To set him free from his captivity. - - Enter KING EDWARD and a HUNTSMAN with him - - HUNTSMAN. This way, my lord; for this way lies the game. - KING EDWARD. Nay, this way, man. See where the huntsmen stand. - Now, brother of Gloucester, Lord Hastings, and the rest, - Stand you thus close to steal the Bishop's deer? - GLOUCESTER. Brother, the time and case requireth haste; - Your horse stands ready at the park corner. - KING EDWARD. But whither shall we then? - HASTINGS. To Lynn, my lord; and shipt from thence to Flanders. - GLOUCESTER. Well guess'd, believe me; for that was my meaning. - KING EDWARD. Stanley, I will requite thy forwardness. - GLOUCESTER. But wherefore stay we? 'Tis no time to talk. - KING EDWARD. Huntsman, what say'st thou? Wilt thou go along? - HUNTSMAN. Better do so than tarry and be hang'd. - GLOUCESTER. Come then, away; let's ha' no more ado. - KING EDWARD. Bishop, farewell. Shield thee from Warwick's frown, - And pray that I may repossess the crown. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VI. -London. The Tower - -Flourish. Enter KING HENRY, CLARENCE, WARWICK, SOMERSET, young HENRY, -EARL OF RICHMOND, OXFORD, MONTAGUE, LIEUTENANT OF THE TOWER, and attendants - - KING HENRY. Master Lieutenant, now that God and friends - Have shaken Edward from the regal seat - And turn'd my captive state to liberty, - My fear to hope, my sorrows unto joys, - At our enlargement what are thy due fees? - LIEUTENANT. Subjects may challenge nothing of their sov'reigns; - But if an humble prayer may prevail, - I then crave pardon of your Majesty. - KING HENRY. For what, Lieutenant? For well using me? - Nay, be thou sure I'll well requite thy kindness, - For that it made my imprisonment a pleasure; - Ay, such a pleasure as incaged birds - Conceive when, after many moody thoughts, - At last by notes of household harmony - They quite forget their loss of liberty. - But, Warwick, after God, thou set'st me free, - And chiefly therefore I thank God and thee; - He was the author, thou the instrument. - Therefore, that I may conquer fortune's spite - By living low where fortune cannot hurt me, - And that the people of this blessed land - May not be punish'd with my thwarting stars, - Warwick, although my head still wear the crown, - I here resign my government to thee, - For thou art fortunate in all thy deeds. - WARWICK. Your Grace hath still been fam'd for virtuous, - And now may seem as wise as virtuous - By spying and avoiding fortune's malice, - For few men rightly temper with the stars; - Yet in this one thing let me blame your Grace, - For choosing me when Clarence is in place. - CLARENCE. No, Warwick, thou art worthy of the sway, - To whom the heav'ns in thy nativity - Adjudg'd an olive branch and laurel crown, - As likely to be blest in peace and war; - And therefore I yield thee my free consent. - WARWICK. And I choose Clarence only for Protector. - KING HENRY. Warwick and Clarence, give me both your hands. - Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts, - That no dissension hinder government. - I make you both Protectors of this land, - While I myself will lead a private life - And in devotion spend my latter days, - To sin's rebuke and my Creator's praise. - WARWICK. What answers Clarence to his sovereign's will? - CLARENCE. That he consents, if Warwick yield consent, - For on thy fortune I repose myself. - WARWICK. Why, then, though loath, yet must I be content. - We'll yoke together, like a double shadow - To Henry's body, and supply his place; - I mean, in bearing weight of government, - While he enjoys the honour and his ease. - And, Clarence, now then it is more than needful - Forthwith that Edward be pronounc'd a traitor, - And all his lands and goods confiscated. - CLARENCE. What else? And that succession be determin'd. - WARWICK. Ay, therein Clarence shall not want his part. - KING HENRY. But, with the first of all your chief affairs, - Let me entreat- for I command no more- - That Margaret your Queen and my son Edward - Be sent for to return from France with speed; - For till I see them here, by doubtful fear - My joy of liberty is half eclips'd. - CLARENCE. It shall be done, my sovereign, with all speed. - KING HENRY. My Lord of Somerset, what youth is that, - Of whom you seem to have so tender care? - SOMERSET. My liege, it is young Henry, Earl of Richmond. - KING HENRY. Come hither, England's hope. - [Lays his hand on his head] - If secret powers - Suggest but truth to my divining thoughts, - This pretty lad will prove our country's bliss. - His looks are full of peaceful majesty; - His head by nature fram'd to wear a crown, - His hand to wield a sceptre; and himself - Likely in time to bless a regal throne. - Make much of him, my lords; for this is he - Must help you more than you are hurt by me. - - Enter a POST - - WARWICK. What news, my friend? - POST. That Edward is escaped from your brother - And fled, as he hears since, to Burgundy. - WARWICK. Unsavoury news! But how made he escape? - POST. He was convey'd by Richard Duke of Gloucester - And the Lord Hastings, who attended him - In secret ambush on the forest side - And from the Bishop's huntsmen rescu'd him; - For hunting was his daily exercise. - WARWICK. My brother was too careless of his charge. - But let us hence, my sovereign, to provide - A salve for any sore that may betide. - Exeunt all but SOMERSET, RICHMOND, and OXFORD - SOMERSET. My lord, I like not of this flight of Edward's; - For doubtless Burgundy will yield him help, - And we shall have more wars befor't be long. - As Henry's late presaging prophecy - Did glad my heart with hope of this young Richmond, - So doth my heart misgive me, in these conflicts, - What may befall him to his harm and ours. - Therefore, Lord Oxford, to prevent the worst, - Forthwith we'll send him hence to Brittany, - Till storms be past of civil enmity. - OXFORD. Ay, for if Edward repossess the crown, - 'Tis like that Richmond with the rest shall down. - SOMERSET. It shall be so; he shall to Brittany. - Come therefore, let's about it speedily. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VII. -Before York - -Flourish. Enter KING EDWARD, GLOUCESTER, HASTINGS, and soldiers - - KING EDWARD. Now, brother Richard, Lord Hastings, and the rest, - Yet thus far fortune maketh us amends, - And says that once more I shall interchange - My waned state for Henry's regal crown. - Well have we pass'd and now repass'd the seas, - And brought desired help from Burgundy; - What then remains, we being thus arriv'd - From Ravenspurgh haven before the gates of York, - But that we enter, as into our dukedom? - GLOUCESTER. The gates made fast! Brother, I like not this; - For many men that stumble at the threshold - Are well foretold that danger lurks within. - KING EDWARD. Tush, man, abodements must not now affright us. - By fair or foul means we must enter in, - For hither will our friends repair to us. - HASTINGS. My liege, I'll knock once more to summon them. - - Enter, on the walls, the MAYOR OF YORK and - his BRETHREN - - MAYOR. My lords, we were forewarned of your coming - And shut the gates for safety of ourselves, - For now we owe allegiance unto Henry. - KING EDWARD. But, Master Mayor, if Henry be your King, - Yet Edward at the least is Duke of York. - MAYOR. True, my good lord; I know you for no less. - KING EDWARD. Why, and I challenge nothing but my dukedom, - As being well content with that alone. - GLOUCESTER. [Aside] But when the fox hath once got in his nose, - He'll soon find means to make the body follow. - HASTINGS. Why, Master Mayor, why stand you in a doubt? - Open the gates; we are King Henry's friends. - MAYOR. Ay, say you so? The gates shall then be open'd. - [He descends] - GLOUCESTER. A wise stout captain, and soon persuaded! - HASTINGS. The good old man would fain that all were well, - So 'twere not long of him; but being ent'red, - I doubt not, I, but we shall soon persuade - Both him and all his brothers unto reason. - - Enter, below, the MAYOR and two ALDERMEN - - KING EDWARD. So, Master Mayor. These gates must not be shut - But in the night or in the time of war. - What! fear not, man, but yield me up the keys; - [Takes his keys] - For Edward will defend the town and thee, - And all those friends that deign to follow me. - - March. Enter MONTGOMERY with drum and soldiers - - GLOUCESTER. Brother, this is Sir John Montgomery, - Our trusty friend, unless I be deceiv'd. - KING EDWARD. Welcome, Sir john! But why come you in arms? - MONTGOMERY. To help King Edward in his time of storm, - As every loyal subject ought to do. - KING EDWARD. Thanks, good Montgomery; but we now forget - Our title to the crown, and only claim - Our dukedom till God please to send the rest. - MONTGOMERY. Then fare you well, for I will hence again. - I came to serve a king and not a duke. - Drummer, strike up, and let us march away. - [The drum begins to march] - KING EDWARD. Nay, stay, Sir John, a while, and we'll debate - By what safe means the crown may be recover'd. - MONTGOMERY. What talk you of debating? In few words: - If you'll not here proclaim yourself our King, - I'll leave you to your fortune and be gone - To keep them back that come to succour you. - Why shall we fight, if you pretend no title? - GLOUCESTER. Why, brother, wherefore stand you on nice points? - KING EDWARD. When we grow stronger, then we'll make our claim; - Till then 'tis wisdom to conceal our meaning. - HASTINGS. Away with scrupulous wit! Now arms must rule. - GLOUCESTER. And fearless minds climb soonest unto crowns. - Brother, we will proclaim you out of hand; - The bruit thereof will bring you many friends. - KING EDWARD. Then be it as you will; for 'tis my right, - And Henry but usurps the diadem. - MONTGOMERY. Ay, now my sovereign speaketh like himself; - And now will I be Edward's champion. - HASTINGS. Sound trumpet; Edward shall be here proclaim'd. - Come, fellow soldier, make thou proclamation. - [Gives him a paper. Flourish] - SOLDIER. [Reads] 'Edward the Fourth, by the grace of God, - King of England and France, and Lord of Ireland, &c.' - MONTGOMERY. And whoso'er gainsays King Edward's right, - By this I challenge him to single fight. - [Throws down gauntlet] - ALL. Long live Edward the Fourth! - KING EDWARD. Thanks, brave Montgomery, and thanks unto you all; - If fortune serve me, I'll requite this kindness. - Now for this night let's harbour here in York; - And when the morning sun shall raise his car - Above the border of this horizon, - We'll forward towards Warwick and his mates; - For well I wot that Henry is no soldier. - Ah, froward Clarence, how evil it beseems the - To flatter Henry and forsake thy brother! - Yet, as we may, we'll meet both thee and Warwick. - Come on, brave soldiers; doubt not of the day, - And, that once gotten, doubt not of large pay. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VIII. -London. The palace - -Flourish. Enter KING HENRY, WARWICK, MONTAGUE, CLARENCE, OXFORD, and EXETER - - WARWICK. What counsel, lords? Edward from Belgia, - With hasty Germans and blunt Hollanders, - Hath pass'd in safety through the narrow seas - And with his troops doth march amain to London; - And many giddy people flock to him. - KING HENRY. Let's levy men and beat him back again. - CLARENCE. A little fire is quickly trodden out, - Which, being suffer'd, rivers cannot quench. - WARWICK. In Warwickshire I have true-hearted friends, - Not mutinous in peace, yet bold in war; - Those will I muster up, and thou, son Clarence, - Shalt stir up in Suffolk, Norfolk, and in Kent, - The knights and gentlemen to come with thee. - Thou, brother Montague, in Buckingham, - Northampton, and in Leicestershire, shalt find - Men well inclin'd to hear what thou command'st. - And thou, brave Oxford, wondrous well belov'd, - In Oxfordshire shalt muster up thy friends. - My sovereign, with the loving citizens, - Like to his island girt in with the ocean - Or modest Dian circled with her nymphs, - Shall rest in London till we come to him. - Fair lords, take leave and stand not to reply. - Farewell, my sovereign. - KING HENRY. Farewell, my Hector and my Troy's true hope. - CLARENCE. In sign of truth, I kiss your Highness' hand. - KING HENRY. Well-minded Clarence, be thou fortunate! - MONTAGUE. Comfort, my lord; and so I take my leave. - OXFORD. [Kissing the KING'S band] And thus I seal my truth and bid - adieu. - KING HENRY. Sweet Oxford, and my loving Montague, - And all at once, once more a happy farewell. - WARWICK. Farewell, sweet lords; let's meet at Coventry. - Exeunt all but the KING and EXETER - KING HENRY. Here at the palace will I rest a while. - Cousin of Exeter, what thinks your lordship? - Methinks the power that Edward hath in field - Should not be able to encounter mine. - EXETER. The doubt is that he will seduce the rest. - KING HENRY. That's not my fear; my meed hath got me fame: - I have not stopp'd mine ears to their demands, - Nor posted off their suits with slow delays; - My pity hath been balm to heal their wounds, - My mildness hath allay'd their swelling griefs, - My mercy dried their water-flowing tears; - I have not been desirous of their wealth, - Nor much oppress'd them with great subsidies, - Nor forward of revenge, though they much err'd. - Then why should they love Edward more than me? - No, Exeter, these graces challenge grace; - And, when the lion fawns upon the lamb, - The lamb will never cease to follow him. - [Shout within 'A Lancaster! A Lancaster!'] - EXETER. Hark, hark, my lord! What shouts are these? - - Enter KING EDWARD, GLOUCESTER, and soldiers - - KING EDWARD. Seize on the shame-fac'd Henry, bear him hence; - And once again proclaim us King of England. - You are the fount that makes small brooks to flow. - Now stops thy spring; my sea shall suck them dry, - And swell so much the higher by their ebb. - Hence with him to the Tower: let him not speak. - Exeunt some with KING HENRY - And, lords, towards Coventry bend we our course, - Where peremptory Warwick now remains. - The sun shines hot; and, if we use delay, - Cold biting winter mars our hop'd-for hay. - GLOUCESTER. Away betimes, before his forces join, - And take the great-grown traitor unawares. - Brave warriors, march amain towards Coventry. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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Then Clarence is at hand; I hear his drum. - SOMERVILLE. It is not his, my lord; here Southam lies. - The drum your Honour hears marcheth from Warwick. - WARWICK. Who should that be? Belike unlook'd for friends. - SOMERVILLE. They are at hand, and you shall quickly know. - - March. Flourish. Enter KING EDWARD, GLOUCESTER, - and soldiers - - KING EDWARD. Go, trumpet, to the walls, and sound a parle. - GLOUCESTER. See how the surly Warwick mans the wall. - WARWICK. O unbid spite! Is sportful Edward come? - Where slept our scouts or how are they seduc'd - That we could hear no news of his repair? - KING EDWARD. Now, Warwick, wilt thou ope the city gates, - Speak gentle words, and humbly bend thy knee, - Call Edward King, and at his hands beg mercy? - And he shall pardon thee these outrages. - WARWICK. Nay, rather, wilt thou draw thy forces hence, - Confess who set thee up and pluck'd thee down, - Call Warwick patron, and be penitent? - And thou shalt still remain the Duke of York. - GLOUCESTER. I thought, at least, he would have said the King; - Or did he make the jest against his will? - WARWICK. Is not a dukedom, sir, a goodly gift? - GLOUCESTER. Ay, by my faith, for a poor earl to give. - I'll do thee service for so good a gift. - WARWICK. 'Twas I that gave the kingdom to thy brother. - KING EDWARD. Why then 'tis mine, if but by Warwick's gift. - WARWICK. Thou art no Atlas for so great a weight; - And, weakling, Warwick takes his gift again; - And Henry is my King, Warwick his subject. - KING EDWARD. But Warwick's king is Edward's prisoner. - And, gallant Warwick, do but answer this: - What is the body when the head is off? - GLOUCESTER. Alas, that Warwick had no more forecast, - But, whiles he thought to steal the single ten, - The king was slily finger'd from the deck! - You left poor Henry at the Bishop's palace, - And ten to one you'll meet him in the Tower. - KING EDWARD. 'Tis even so; yet you are Warwick still. - GLOUCESTER. Come, Warwick, take the time; kneel down, kneel down. - Nay, when? Strike now, or else the iron cools. - WARWICK. I had rather chop this hand off at a blow, - And with the other fling it at thy face, - Than bear so low a sail to strike to thee. - KING EDWARD. Sail how thou canst, have wind and tide thy friend, - This hand, fast wound about thy coal-black hair, - Shall, whiles thy head is warm and new cut off, - Write in the dust this sentence with thy blood: - 'Wind-changing Warwick now can change no more.' - - Enter OXFORD, with drum and colours - - WARWICK. O cheerful colours! See where Oxford comes. - OXFORD. Oxford, Oxford, for Lancaster! - [He and his forces enter the city] - GLOUCESTER. The gates are open, let us enter too. - KING EDWARD. So other foes may set upon our backs. - Stand we in good array, for they no doubt - Will issue out again and bid us battle; - If not, the city being but of small defence, - We'll quietly rouse the traitors in the same. - WARWICK. O, welcome, Oxford! for we want thy help. - - Enter MONTAGUE, with drum and colours - - MONTAGUE. Montague, Montague, for Lancaster! - [He and his forces enter the city] - GLOUCESTER. Thou and thy brother both shall buy this treason - Even with the dearest blood your bodies bear. - KING EDWARD. The harder match'd, the greater victory. - My mind presageth happy gain and conquest. - - Enter SOMERSET, with drum and colours - - SOMERSET. Somerset, Somerset, for Lancaster! - [He and his forces enter the city] - GLOUCESTER. Two of thy name, both Dukes of Somerset, - Have sold their lives unto the house of York; - And thou shalt be the third, if this sword hold. - - Enter CLARENCE, with drum and colours - - WARWICK. And lo where George of Clarence sweeps along, - Of force enough to bid his brother battle; - With whom an upright zeal to right prevails - More than the nature of a brother's love. - CLARENCE. Clarence, Clarence, for Lancaster! - KING EDWARD. Et tu Brute- wilt thou stab Caesar too? - A parley, sirrah, to George of Clarence. - [Sound a parley. RICHARD and CLARENCE whisper] - WARWICK. Come, Clarence, come. Thou wilt if Warwick call. - CLARENCE. [Taking the red rose from his hat and throwing - it at WARWICK] - Father of Warwick, know you what this means? - Look here, I throw my infamy at thee. - I will not ruinate my father's house, - Who gave his blood to lime the stones together, - And set up Lancaster. Why, trowest thou, Warwick, - That Clarence is so harsh, so blunt, unnatural, - To bend the fatal instruments of war - Against his brother and his lawful King? - Perhaps thou wilt object my holy oath. - To keep that oath were more impiety - Than Jephtha when he sacrific'd his daughter. - I am so sorry for my trespass made - That, to deserve well at my brother's hands, - I here proclaim myself thy mortal foe; - With resolution whereso'er I meet thee- - As I will meet thee, if thou stir abroad- - To plague thee for thy foul misleading me. - And so, proud-hearted Warwick, I defy thee, - And to my brother turn my blushing cheeks. - Pardon me, Edward, I will make amends; - And, Richard, do not frown upon my faults, - For I will henceforth be no more unconstant. - KING EDWARD. Now welcome more, and ten times more belov'd, - Than if thou never hadst deserv'd our hate. - GLOUCESTER. Welcome, good Clarence; this is brother-like. - WARWICK. O passing traitor, perjur'd and unjust! - KING EDWARD. What, Warwick, wilt thou leave die town and fight? - Or shall we beat the stones about thine ears? - WARWICK. Alas, I am not coop'd here for defence! - I will away towards Barnet presently - And bid thee battle, Edward, if thou dar'st. - KING EDWARD. Yes, Warwick, Edward dares and leads the way. - Lords, to the field; Saint George and victory! - Exeunt YORKISTS - [March. WARWICK and his company follow] - - - - -SCENE II. -A field of battle near Barnet - -Alarum and excursions. Enter KING EDWARD, bringing forth WARWICK, wounded - - KING EDWARD. So, lie thou there. Die thou, and die our fear; - For Warwick was a bug that fear'd us all. - Now, Montague, sit fast; I seek for thee, - That Warwick's bones may keep thine company. Exit - WARWICK. Ah, who is nigh? Come to me, friend or foe, - And tell me who is victor, York or Warwick? - Why ask I that? My mangled body shows, - My blood, my want of strength, my sick heart shows, - That I must yield my body to the earth - And, by my fall, the conquest to my foe. - Thus yields the cedar to the axe's edge, - Whose arms gave shelter to the princely eagle, - Under whose shade the ramping lion slept, - Whose top-branch overpeer'd Jove's spreading tree - And kept low shrubs from winter's pow'rful wind. - These eyes, that now are dimm'd with death's black veil, - Have been as piercing as the mid-day sun - To search the secret treasons of the world; - The wrinkles in my brows, now fill'd with blood, - Were lik'ned oft to kingly sepulchres; - For who liv'd King, but I could dig his grave? - And who durst smile when Warwick bent his brow? - Lo now my glory smear'd in dust and blood! - My parks, my walks, my manors, that I had, - Even now forsake me; and of all my lands - Is nothing left me but my body's length. - what is pomp, rule, reign, but earth and dust? - And live we how we can, yet die we must. - - Enter OXFORD and SOMERSET - - SOMERSET. Ah, Warwick, Warwick! wert thou as we are, - We might recover all our loss again. - The Queen from France hath brought a puissant power; - Even now we heard the news. Ah, couldst thou fly! - WARWICK. Why then, I would not fly. Ah, Montague, - If thou be there, sweet brother, take my hand, - And with thy lips keep in my soul a while! - Thou lov'st me not; for, brother, if thou didst, - Thy tears would wash this cold congealed blood - That glues my lips and will not let me speak. - Come quickly, Montague, or I am dead. - SOMERSET. Ah, Warwick! Montague hath breath'd his last; - And to the latest gasp cried out for Warwick, - And said 'Commend me to my valiant brother.' - And more he would have said; and more he spoke, - Which sounded like a clamour in a vault, - That mought not be distinguish'd; but at last, - I well might hear, delivered with a groan, - 'O farewell, Warwick!' - WARWICK. Sweet rest his soul! Fly, lords, and save yourselves: - For Warwick bids you all farewell, to meet in heaven. - [Dies] - OXFORD. Away, away, to meet the Queen's great power! - [Here they bear away his body] - - - - -SCENE III. -Another part of the field - -Flourish. Enter KING in triumph; with GLOUCESTER, CLARENCE, and the rest - - KING EDWARD. Thus far our fortune keeps an upward course, - And we are grac'd with wreaths of victory. - But in the midst of this bright-shining day - I spy a black, suspicious, threat'ning cloud - That will encounter with our glorious sun - Ere he attain his easeful western bed- - I mean, my lords, those powers that the Queen - Hath rais'd in Gallia have arriv'd our coast - And, as we hear, march on to fight with us. - CLARENCE. A little gale will soon disperse that cloud - And blow it to the source from whence it came; - Thy very beams will dry those vapours up, - For every cloud engenders not a storm. - GLOUCESTER. The Queen is valued thirty thousand strong, - And Somerset, with Oxford, fled to her. - If she have time to breathe, be well assur'd - Her faction will be full as strong as ours. - KING EDWARD. are advertis'd by our loving friends - That they do hold their course toward Tewksbury; - We, having now the best at Barnet field, - Will thither straight, for willingness rids way; - And as we march our strength will be augmented - In every county as we go along. - Strike up the drum; cry 'Courage!' and away. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -Plains wear Tewksbury - -Flourish. March. Enter QUEEN MARGARET, PRINCE EDWARD, SOMERSET, OXFORD, -and SOLDIERS - - QUEEN MARGARET. Great lords, wise men ne'er sit and wail their - loss, - But cheerly seek how to redress their harms. - What though the mast be now blown overboard, - The cable broke, the holding-anchor lost, - And half our sailors swallow'd in the flood; - Yet lives our pilot still. Is't meet that he - Should leave the helm and, like a fearful lad, - With tearful eyes add water to the sea - And give more strength to that which hath too much; - Whiles, in his moan, the ship splits on the rock, - Which industry and courage might have sav'd? - Ah, what a shame! ah, what a fault were this! - Say Warwick was our anchor; what of that? - And Montague our top-mast; what of him? - Our slaught'red friends the tackles; what of these? - Why, is not Oxford here another anchor? - And Somerset another goodly mast? - The friends of France our shrouds and tacklings? - And, though unskilful, why not Ned and I - For once allow'd the skilful pilot's charge? - We will not from the helm to sit and weep, - But keep our course, though the rough wind say no, - From shelves and rocks that threaten us with wreck, - As good to chide the waves as speak them fair. - And what is Edward but a ruthless sea? - What Clarence but a quicksand of deceit? - And Richard but a ragged fatal rock? - All these the enemies to our poor bark. - Say you can swim; alas, 'tis but a while! - Tread on the sand; why, there you quickly sink. - Bestride the rock; the tide will wash you off, - Or else you famish- that's a threefold death. - This speak I, lords, to let you understand, - If case some one of you would fly from us, - That there's no hop'd-for mercy with the brothers - More than with ruthless waves, with sands, and rocks. - Why, courage then! What cannot be avoided - 'Twere childish weakness to lament or fear. - PRINCE OF WALES. Methinks a woman of this valiant spirit - Should, if a coward hear her speak these words, - Infuse his breast with magnanimity - And make him naked foil a man-at-arms. - I speak not this as doubting any here; - For did I but suspect a fearful man, - He should have leave to go away betimes, - Lest in our need he might infect another - And make him of the like spirit to himself. - If any such be here- as God forbid!- - Let him depart before we need his help. - OXFORD. Women and children of so high a courage, - And warriors faint! Why, 'twere perpetual shame. - O brave young Prince! thy famous grandfather - Doth live again in thee. Long mayst thou Eve - To bear his image and renew his glories! - SOMERSET. And he that will not fight for such a hope, - Go home to bed and, like the owl by day, - If he arise, be mock'd and wond'red at. - QUEEN MARGARET. Thanks, gentle Somerset; sweet Oxford, thanks. - PRINCE OF WALES. And take his thanks that yet hath nothing else. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. Prepare you, lords, for Edward is at hand - Ready to fight; therefore be resolute. - OXFORD. I thought no less. It is his policy - To haste thus fast, to find us unprovided. - SOMERSET. But he's deceiv'd; we are in readiness. - QUEEN MARGARET. This cheers my heart, to see your forwardness. - OXFORD. Here pitch our battle; hence we will not budge. - - Flourish and march. Enter, at a distance, KING EDWARD, - GLOUCESTER, CLARENCE, and soldiers - - KING EDWARD. Brave followers, yonder stands the thorny wood - Which, by the heavens' assistance and your strength, - Must by the roots be hewn up yet ere night. - I need not add more fuel to your fire, - For well I wot ye blaze to burn them out. - Give signal to the fight, and to it, lords. - QUEEN MARGARET. Lords, knights, and gentlemen, what I should say - My tears gainsay; for every word I speak, - Ye see, I drink the water of my eye. - Therefore, no more but this: Henry, your sovereign, - Is prisoner to the foe; his state usurp'd, - His realm a slaughter-house, his subjects slain, - His statutes cancell'd, and his treasure spent; - And yonder is the wolf that makes this spoil. - You fight in justice. Then, in God's name, lords, - Be valiant, and give signal to the fight. - Alarum, retreat, excursions. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -Another part of the field - -Flourish. Enter KING EDWARD, GLOUCESTER, CLARENCE, and forces, -With QUEEN MARGARET, OXFORD, and SOMERSET, prisoners - - KING EDWARD. Now here a period of tumultuous broils. - Away with Oxford to Hames Castle straight; - For Somerset, off with his guilty head. - Go, bear them hence; I will not hear them speak. - OXFORD. For my part, I'll not trouble thee with words. - SOMERSET. Nor I, but stoop with patience to my fortune. - Exeunt OXFORD and SOMERSET, guarded - QUEEN MARGARET. So part we sadly in this troublous world, - To meet with joy in sweet Jerusalem. - KING EDWARD. Is proclamation made that who finds Edward - Shall have a high reward, and he his life? - GLOUCESTER. It is; and lo where youthful Edward comes. - - Enter soldiers, with PRINCE EDWARD - - KING EDWARD. Bring forth the gallant; let us hear him speak. - What, can so young a man begin to prick? - Edward, what satisfaction canst thou make - For bearing arms, for stirring up my subjects, - And all the trouble thou hast turn'd me to? - PRINCE OF WALES. Speak like a subject, proud ambitious York. - Suppose that I am now my father's mouth; - Resign thy chair, and where I stand kneel thou, - Whilst I propose the self-same words to the - Which, traitor, thou wouldst have me answer to. - QUEEN MARGARET. Ah, that thy father had been so resolv'd! - GLOUCESTER. That you might still have worn the petticoat - And ne'er have stol'n the breech from Lancaster. - PRINCE OF WALES. Let Aesop fable in a winter's night; - His currish riddle sorts not with this place. - GLOUCESTER. By heaven, brat, I'll plague ye for that word. - QUEEN MARGARET. Ay, thou wast born to be a plague to men. - GLOUCESTER. For God's sake, take away this captive scold. - PRINCE OF WALES. Nay, take away this scolding crookback rather. - KING EDWARD. Peace, wilful boy, or I will charm your tongue. - CLARENCE. Untutor'd lad, thou art too malapert. - PRINCE OF WALES. I know my duty; you are all undutiful. - Lascivious Edward, and thou perjur'd George, - And thou misshapen Dick, I tell ye all - I am your better, traitors as ye are; - And thou usurp'st my father's right and mine. - KING EDWARD. Take that, the likeness of this railer here. - [Stabs him] - GLOUCESTER. Sprawl'st thou? Take that, to end thy agony. - [Stabs him] - CLARENCE. And there's for twitting me with perjury. - [Stabs him] - QUEEN MARGARET. O, kill me too! - GLOUCESTER. Marry, and shall. [Offers to kill her] - KING EDWARD. Hold, Richard, hold; for we have done to much. - GLOUCESTER. Why should she live to fill the world with words? - KING EDWARD. What, doth she swoon? Use means for her recovery. - GLOUCESTER. Clarence, excuse me to the King my brother. - I'll hence to London on a serious matter; - Ere ye come there, be sure to hear some news. - CLARENCE. What? what? - GLOUCESTER. The Tower! the Tower! Exit - QUEEN MARGARET. O Ned, sweet Ned, speak to thy mother, boy! - Canst thou not speak? O traitors! murderers! - They that stabb'd Caesar shed no blood at all, - Did not offend, nor were not worthy blame, - If this foul deed were by to equal it. - He was a man: this, in respect, a child; - And men ne'er spend their fury on a child. - What's worse than murderer, that I may name it? - No, no, my heart will burst, an if I speak- - And I will speak, that so my heart may burst. - Butchers and villains! bloody cannibals! - How sweet a plant have you untimely cropp'd! - You have no children, butchers, if you had, - The thought of them would have stirr'd up remorse. - But if you ever chance to have a child, - Look in his youth to have him so cut off - As, deathsmen, you have rid this sweet young prince! - KING EDWARD. Away with her; go, bear her hence perforce. - QUEEN MARGARET. Nay, never bear me hence; dispatch me here. - Here sheathe thy sword; I'll pardon thee my death. - What, wilt thou not? Then, Clarence, do it thou. - CLARENCE. By heaven, I will not do thee so much ease. - QUEEN MARGARET. Good Clarence, do; sweet Clarence, do thou do it. - CLARENCE. Didst thou not hear me swear I would not do it? - QUEEN MARGARET. Ay, but thou usest to forswear thyself. - 'Twas sin before, but now 'tis charity. - What! wilt thou not? Where is that devil's butcher, - Hard-favour'd Richard? Richard, where art thou? - Thou art not here. Murder is thy alms-deed; - Petitioners for blood thou ne'er put'st back. - KING EDWARD. Away, I say; I charge ye bear her hence. - QUEEN MARGARET. So come to you and yours as to this prince. - Exit, led out forcibly - KING EDWARD. Where's Richard gone? - CLARENCE. To London, all in post; and, as I guess, - To make a bloody supper in the Tower. - KING EDWARD. He's sudden, if a thing comes in his head. - Now march we hence. Discharge the common sort - With pay and thanks; and let's away to London - And see our gentle queen how well she fares. - By this, I hope, she hath a son for me. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VI. -London. The Tower - -Enter KING HENRY and GLOUCESTER with the LIEUTENANT, on the walls - - GLOUCESTER. Good day, my lord. What, at your book so hard? - KING HENRY. Ay, my good lord- my lord, I should say rather. - 'Tis sin to flatter; 'good' was little better. - 'Good Gloucester' and 'good devil' were alike, - And both preposterous; therefore, not 'good lord.' - GLOUCESTER. Sirrah, leave us to ourselves; we must confer. - Exit LIEUTENANT - KING HENRY. So flies the reckless shepherd from the wolf; - So first the harmless sheep doth yield his fleece, - And next his throat unto the butcher's knife. - What scene of death hath Roscius now to act? - GLOUCESTER. Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind: - The thief doth fear each bush an officer. - KING HENRY. The bird that hath been limed in a bush - With trembling wings misdoubteth every bush; - And I, the hapless male to one sweet bird, - Have now the fatal object in my eye - Where my poor young was lim'd, was caught, and kill'd. - GLOUCESTER. Why, what a peevish fool was that of Crete - That taught his son the office of a fowl! - And yet, for all his wings, the fool was drown'd. - KING HENRY. I, Daedalus; my poor boy, Icarus; - Thy father, Minos, that denied our course; - The sun that sear'd the wings of my sweet boy, - Thy brother Edward; and thyself, the sea - Whose envious gulf did swallow up his life. - Ah, kill me with thy weapon, not with words! - My breast can better brook thy dagger's point - Than can my ears that tragic history. - But wherefore dost thou come? Is't for my life? - GLOUCESTER. Think'st thou I am an executioner? - KING HENRY. A persecutor I am sure thou art. - If murdering innocents be executing, - Why, then thou are an executioner. - GLOUCESTER. Thy son I kill'd for his presumption. - KING HENRY. Hadst thou been kill'd when first thou didst presume, - Thou hadst not liv'd to kill a son of mine. - And thus I prophesy, that many a thousand - Which now mistrust no parcel of my fear, - And many an old man's sigh, and many a widow's, - And many an orphan's water-standing eye- - Men for their sons, wives for their husbands, - Orphans for their parents' timeless death- - Shall rue the hour that ever thou wast born. - The owl shriek'd at thy birth- an evil sign; - The night-crow cried, aboding luckless time; - Dogs howl'd, and hideous tempest shook down trees; - The raven rook'd her on the chimney's top, - And chatt'ring pies in dismal discords sung; - Thy mother felt more than a mother's pain, - And yet brought forth less than a mother's hope, - To wit, an indigest deformed lump, - Not like the fruit of such a goodly tree. - Teeth hadst thou in thy head when thou wast born, - To signify thou cam'st to bite the world; - And if the rest be true which I have heard, - Thou cam'st- - GLOUCESTER. I'll hear no more. Die, prophet, in thy speech. - [Stabs him] - For this, amongst the rest, was I ordain'd. - KING HENRY. Ay, and for much more slaughter after this. - O, God forgive my sins and pardon thee! [Dies] - GLOUCESTER. What, will the aspiring blood of Lancaster - Sink in the ground? I thought it would have mounted. - See how my sword weeps for the poor King's death. - O, may such purple tears be always shed - From those that wish the downfall of our house! - If any spark of life be yet remaining, - Down, down to hell; and say I sent thee thither- - [Stabs him again] - I, that have neither pity, love, nor fear. - Indeed, 'tis true that Henry told me of; - For I have often heard my mother say - I came into the world with my legs forward. - Had I not reason, think ye, to make haste - And seek their ruin that usurp'd our right? - The midwife wonder'd; and the women cried - 'O, Jesus bless us, he is born with teeth!' - And so I was, which plainly signified - That I should snarl, and bite, and play the dog. - Then, since the heavens have shap'd my body so, - Let hell make crook'd my mind to answer it. - I have no brother, I am like no brother; - And this word 'love,' which greybeards call divine, - Be resident in men like one another, - And not in me! I am myself alone. - Clarence, beware; thou keep'st me from the light, - But I will sort a pitchy day for thee; - For I will buzz abroad such prophecies - That Edward shall be fearful of his life; - And then to purge his fear, I'll be thy death. - King Henry and the Prince his son are gone. - Clarence, thy turn is next, and then the rest; - Counting myself but bad till I be best. - I'll throw thy body in another room, - And triumph, Henry, in thy day of doom. - Exit with the body - - - - -SCENE VII. -London. The palace - -Flourish. Enter KING EDWARD, QUEEN ELIZABETH, CLARENCE, GLOUCESTER, -HASTINGS, NURSE, with the Young PRINCE, and attendants - - KING EDWARD. Once more we sit in England's royal throne, - Repurchas'd with the blood of enemies. - What valiant foemen, like to autumn's corn, - Have we mow'd down in tops of all their pride! - Three Dukes of Somerset, threefold renown'd - For hardy and undoubted champions; - Two Cliffords, as the father and the son; - And two Northumberlands- two braver men - Ne'er spurr'd their coursers at the trumpet's sound; - With them the two brave bears, Warwick and Montague, - That in their chains fetter'd the kingly lion - And made the forest tremble when they roar'd. - Thus have we swept suspicion from our seat - And made our footstool of security. - Come hither, Bess, and let me kiss my boy. - Young Ned, for thee thine uncles and myself - Have in our armours watch'd the winter's night, - Went all afoot in summer's scalding heat, - That thou might'st repossess the crown in peace; - And of our labours thou shalt reap the gain. - GLOUCESTER. [Aside] I'll blast his harvest if your head were laid; - For yet I am not look'd on in the world. - This shoulder was ordain'd so thick to heave; - And heave it shall some weight or break my back. - Work thou the way- and that shall execute. - KING EDWARD. Clarence and Gloucester, love my lovely queen; - And kiss your princely nephew, brothers both. - CLARENCE. The duty that I owe unto your Majesty - I seal upon the lips of this sweet babe. - KING EDWARD. Thanks, noble Clarence; worthy brother, thanks. - GLOUCESTER. And that I love the tree from whence thou sprang'st, - Witness the loving kiss I give the fruit. - [Aside] To say the truth, so Judas kiss'd his master - And cried 'All hail!' when as he meant all harm. - KING EDWARD. Now am I seated as my soul delights, - Having my country's peace and brothers' loves. - CLARENCE. What will your Grace have done with Margaret? - Reignier, her father, to the King of France - Hath pawn'd the Sicils and Jerusalem, - And hither have they sent it for her ransom. - KING EDWARD. Away with her, and waft her hence to France. - And now what rests but that we spend the time - With stately triumphs, mirthful comic shows, - Such as befits the pleasure of the court? - Sound drums and trumpets. Farewell, sour annoy! - For here, I hope, begins our lasting joy. Exeunt - - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1611 - -KING HENRY THE EIGHTH - -by William Shakespeare - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - - KING HENRY THE EIGHTH - CARDINAL WOLSEY CARDINAL CAMPEIUS - CAPUCIUS, Ambassador from the Emperor Charles V - CRANMER, ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY - DUKE OF NORFOLK DUKE OF BUCKINGHAM - DUKE OF SUFFOLK EARL OF SURREY - LORD CHAMBERLAIN LORD CHANCELLOR - GARDINER, BISHOP OF WINCHESTER - BISHOP OF LINCOLN LORD ABERGAVENNY - LORD SANDYS SIR HENRY GUILDFORD - SIR THOMAS LOVELL SIR ANTHONY DENNY - SIR NICHOLAS VAUX SECRETARIES to Wolsey - CROMWELL, servant to Wolsey - GRIFFITH, gentleman-usher to Queen Katharine - THREE GENTLEMEN - DOCTOR BUTTS, physician to the King - GARTER KING-AT-ARMS - SURVEYOR to the Duke of Buckingham - BRANDON, and a SERGEANT-AT-ARMS - DOORKEEPER Of the Council chamber - PORTER, and his MAN PAGE to Gardiner - A CRIER - - QUEEN KATHARINE, wife to King Henry, afterwards divorced - ANNE BULLEN, her Maid of Honour, afterwards Queen - AN OLD LADY, friend to Anne Bullen - PATIENCE, woman to Queen Katharine - - Lord Mayor, Aldermen, Lords and Ladies in the Dumb - Shows; Women attending upon the Queen; Scribes, - Officers, Guards, and other Attendants; Spirits - - SCENE: - - London; Westminster; Kimbolton - - - - KING HENRY THE EIGHTH - - THE PROLOGUE. - - I come no more to make you laugh; things now - That bear a weighty and a serious brow, - Sad, high, and working, full of state and woe, - Such noble scenes as draw the eye to flow, - We now present. Those that can pity here - May, if they think it well, let fall a tear: - The subject will deserve it. Such as give - Their money out of hope they may believe - May here find truth too. Those that come to see - Only a show or two, and so agree - The play may pass, if they be still and willing, - I'll undertake may see away their shilling - Richly in two short hours. Only they - That come to hear a merry bawdy play, - A noise of targets, or to see a fellow - In a long motley coat guarded with yellow, - Will be deceiv'd; for, gentle hearers, know, - To rank our chosen truth with such a show - As fool and fight is, beside forfeiting - Our own brains, and the opinion that we bring - To make that only true we now intend, - Will leave us never an understanding friend. - Therefore, for goodness sake, and as you are known - The first and happiest hearers of the town, - Be sad, as we would make ye. Think ye see - The very persons of our noble story - As they were living; think you see them great, - And follow'd with the general throng and sweat - Of thousand friends; then, in a moment, see - How soon this mightiness meets misery. - And if you can be merry then, I'll say - A man may weep upon his wedding-day. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT I. SCENE 1. - -London. The palace - -Enter the DUKE OF NORFOLK at one door; at the other, -the DUKE OF BUCKINGHAM and the LORD ABERGAVENNY - - BUCKINGHAM. Good morrow, and well met. How have ye done - Since last we saw in France? - NORFOLK. I thank your Grace, - Healthful; and ever since a fresh admirer - Of what I saw there. - BUCKINGHAM. An untimely ague - Stay'd me a prisoner in my chamber when - Those suns of glory, those two lights of men, - Met in the vale of Andren. - NORFOLK. 'Twixt Guynes and Arde- - I was then present, saw them salute on horseback; - Beheld them, when they lighted, how they clung - In their embracement, as they grew together; - Which had they, what four thron'd ones could have weigh'd - Such a compounded one? - BUCKINGHAM. All the whole time - I was my chamber's prisoner. - NORFOLK. Then you lost - The view of earthly glory; men might say, - Till this time pomp was single, but now married - To one above itself. Each following day - Became the next day's master, till the last - Made former wonders its. To-day the French, - All clinquant, all in gold, like heathen gods, - Shone down the English; and to-morrow they - Made Britain India: every man that stood - Show'd like a mine. Their dwarfish pages were - As cherubins, an gilt; the madams too, - Not us'd to toil, did almost sweat to bear - The pride upon them, that their very labour - Was to them as a painting. Now this masque - Was cried incomparable; and th' ensuing night - Made it a fool and beggar. The two kings, - Equal in lustre, were now best, now worst, - As presence did present them: him in eye - still him in praise; and being present both, - 'Twas said they saw but one, and no discerner - Durst wag his tongue in censure. When these suns- - For so they phrase 'em-by their heralds challeng'd - The noble spirits to arms, they did perform - Beyond thought's compass, that former fabulous story, - Being now seen possible enough, got credit, - That Bevis was believ'd. - BUCKINGHAM. O, you go far! - NORFOLK. As I belong to worship, and affect - In honour honesty, the tract of ev'rything - Would by a good discourser lose some life - Which action's self was tongue to. All was royal: - To the disposing of it nought rebell'd; - Order gave each thing view. The office did - Distinctly his full function. - BUCKINGHAM. Who did guide- - I mean, who set the body and the limbs - Of this great sport together, as you guess? - NORFOLK. One, certes, that promises no element - In such a business. - BUCKINGHAM. I pray you, who, my lord? - NORFOLK. All this was ord'red by the good discretion - Of the right reverend Cardinal of York. - BUCKINGHAM. The devil speed him! No man's pie is freed - From his ambitious finger. What had he - To do in these fierce vanities? I wonder - That such a keech can with his very bulk - Take up the rays o' th' beneficial sun, - And keep it from the earth. - NORFOLK. Surely, sir, - There's in him stuff that puts him to these ends; - For, being not propp'd by ancestry, whose grace - Chalks successors their way, nor call'd upon - For high feats done to th' crown, neither allied - To eminent assistants, but spider-like, - Out of his self-drawing web, 'a gives us note - The force of his own merit makes his way- - A gift that heaven gives for him, which buys - A place next to the King. - ABERGAVENNY. I cannot tell - What heaven hath given him-let some graver eye - Pierce into that; but I can see his pride - Peep through each part of him. Whence has he that? - If not from hell, the devil is a niggard - Or has given all before, and he begins - A new hell in himself. - BUCKINGHAM. Why the devil, - Upon this French going out, took he upon him- - Without the privity o' th' King-t' appoint - Who should attend on him? He makes up the file - Of all the gentry; for the most part such - To whom as great a charge as little honour - He meant to lay upon; and his own letter, - The honourable board of council out, - Must fetch him in he papers. - ABERGAVENNY. I do know - Kinsmen of mine, three at the least, that have - By this so sicken'd their estates that never - They shall abound as formerly. - BUCKINGHAM. O, many - Have broke their backs with laying manors on 'em - For this great journey. What did this vanity - But minister communication of - A most poor issue? - NORFOLK. Grievingly I think - The peace between the French and us not values - The cost that did conclude it. - BUCKINGHAM. Every man, - After the hideous storm that follow'd, was - A thing inspir'd, and, not consulting, broke - Into a general prophecy-that this tempest, - Dashing the garment of this peace, aboded - The sudden breach on't. - NORFOLK. Which is budded out; - For France hath flaw'd the league, and hath attach'd - Our merchants' goods at Bordeaux. - ABERGAVENNY. Is it therefore - Th' ambassador is silenc'd? - NORFOLK. Marry, is't. - ABERGAVENNY. A proper tide of a peace, and purchas'd - At a superfluous rate! - BUCKINGHAM. Why, all this business - Our reverend Cardinal carried. - NORFOLK. Like it your Grace, - The state takes notice of the private difference - Betwixt you and the Cardinal. I advise you- - And take it from a heart that wishes towards you - Honour and plenteous safety-that you read - The Cardinal's malice and his potency - Together; to consider further, that - What his high hatred would effect wants not - A minister in his power. You know his nature, - That he's revengeful; and I know his sword - Hath a sharp edge-it's long and't may be said - It reaches far, and where 'twill not extend, - Thither he darts it. Bosom up my counsel - You'll find it wholesome. Lo, where comes that rock - That I advise your shunning. - - Enter CARDINAL WOLSEY, the purse borne before - him, certain of the guard, and two SECRETARIES - with papers. The CARDINAL in his passage fixeth his - eye on BUCKINGHAM, and BUCKINGHAM on him, - both full of disdain - - WOLSEY. The Duke of Buckingham's surveyor? Ha! - Where's his examination? - SECRETARY. Here, so please you. - WOLSEY. Is he in person ready? - SECRETARY. Ay, please your Grace. - WOLSEY. Well, we shall then know more, and Buckingham - shall lessen this big look. - Exeunt WOLSEY and his train - BUCKINGHAM. This butcher's cur is venom-mouth'd, and I - Have not the power to muzzle him; therefore best - Not wake him in his slumber. A beggar's book - Outworths a noble's blood. - NORFOLK. What, are you chaf'd? - Ask God for temp'rance; that's th' appliance only - Which your disease requires. - BUCKINGHAM. I read in's looks - Matter against me, and his eye revil'd - Me as his abject object. At this instant - He bores me with some trick. He's gone to th' King; - I'll follow, and outstare him. - NORFOLK. Stay, my lord, - And let your reason with your choler question - What 'tis you go about. To climb steep hills - Requires slow pace at first. Anger is like - A full hot horse, who being allow'd his way, - Self-mettle tires him. Not a man in England - Can advise me like you; be to yourself - As you would to your friend. - BUCKINGHAM. I'll to the King, - And from a mouth of honour quite cry down - This Ipswich fellow's insolence; or proclaim - There's difference in no persons. - NORFOLK. Be advis'd: - Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot - That it do singe yourself. We may outrun - By violent swiftness that which we run at, - And lose by over-running. Know you not - The fire that mounts the liquor till't run o'er - In seeming to augment it wastes it? Be advis'd. - I say again there is no English soul - More stronger to direct you than yourself, - If with the sap of reason you would quench - Or but allay the fire of passion. - BUCKINGHAM. Sir, - I am thankful to you, and I'll go along - By your prescription; but this top-proud fellow- - Whom from the flow of gan I name not, but - From sincere motions, by intelligence, - And proofs as clear as founts in July when - We see each grain of gravel-I do know - To be corrupt and treasonous. - NORFOLK. Say not treasonous. - BUCKINGHAM. To th' King I'll say't, and make my vouch as strong - As shore of rock. Attend: this holy fox, - Or wolf, or both-for he is equal rav'nous - As he is subtle, and as prone to mischief - As able to perform't, his mind and place - Infecting one another, yea, reciprocally- - Only to show his pomp as well in France - As here at home, suggests the King our master - To this last costly treaty, th' interview - That swallowed so much treasure and like a glass - Did break i' th' wrenching. - NORFOLK. Faith, and so it did. - BUCKINGHAM. Pray, give me favour, sir; this cunning cardinal - The articles o' th' combination drew - As himself pleas'd; and they were ratified - As he cried 'Thus let be' to as much end - As give a crutch to th' dead. But our Count-Cardinal - Has done this, and 'tis well; for worthy Wolsey, - Who cannot err, he did it. Now this follows, - Which, as I take it, is a kind of puppy - To th' old dam treason: Charles the Emperor, - Under pretence to see the Queen his aunt- - For 'twas indeed his colour, but he came - To whisper Wolsey-here makes visitation- - His fears were that the interview betwixt - England and France might through their amity - Breed him some prejudice; for from this league - Peep'd harms that menac'd him-privily - Deals with our Cardinal; and, as I trow- - Which I do well, for I am sure the Emperor - Paid ere he promis'd; whereby his suit was granted - Ere it was ask'd-but when the way was made, - And pav'd with gold, the Emperor thus desir'd, - That he would please to alter the King's course, - And break the foresaid peace. Let the King know, - As soon he shall by me, that thus the Cardinal - Does buy and sell his honour as he pleases, - And for his own advantage. - NORFOLK. I am sorry - To hear this of him, and could wish he were - Something mistaken in't. - BUCKINGHAM. No, not a syllable: - I do pronounce him in that very shape - He shall appear in proof. - - Enter BRANDON, a SERGEANT-AT-ARMS before him, - and two or three of the guard - - BRANDON. Your office, sergeant: execute it. - SERGEANT. Sir, - My lord the Duke of Buckingham, and Earl - Of Hereford, Stafford, and Northampton, I - Arrest thee of high treason, in the name - Of our most sovereign King. - BUCKINGHAM. Lo you, my lord, - The net has fall'n upon me! I shall perish - Under device and practice. - BRANDON. I am sorry - To see you ta'en from liberty, to look on - The business present; 'tis his Highness' pleasure - You shall to th' Tower. - BUCKINGHAM. It will help nothing - To plead mine innocence; for that dye is on me - Which makes my whit'st part black. The will of heav'n - Be done in this and all things! I obey. - O my Lord Aberga'ny, fare you well! - BRANDON. Nay, he must bear you company. - [To ABERGAVENNY] The King - Is pleas'd you shall to th' Tower, till you know - How he determines further. - ABERGAVENNY. As the Duke said, - The will of heaven be done, and the King's pleasure - By me obey'd. - BRANDON. Here is warrant from - The King t' attach Lord Montacute and the bodies - Of the Duke's confessor, John de la Car, - One Gilbert Peck, his chancellor- - BUCKINGHAM. So, so! - These are the limbs o' th' plot; no more, I hope. - BRANDON. A monk o' th' Chartreux. - BUCKINGHAM. O, Nicholas Hopkins? - BRANDON. He. - BUCKINGHAM. My surveyor is false. The o'er-great Cardinal - Hath show'd him gold; my life is spann'd already. - I am the shadow of poor Buckingham, - Whose figure even this instant cloud puts on - By dark'ning my clear sun. My lord, farewell. - Exeunt - - - - -ACT I. SCENE 2. - -London. The Council Chamber - -Cornets. Enter KING HENRY, leaning on the CARDINAL'S shoulder, the NOBLES, -and SIR THOMAS LOVELL, with others. The CARDINAL places himself -under the KING'S feet on his right side - - KING. My life itself, and the best heart of it, - Thanks you for this great care; I stood i' th' level - Of a full-charg'd confederacy, and give thanks - To you that chok'd it. Let be call'd before us - That gentleman of Buckingham's. In person - I'll hear his confessions justify; - And point by point the treasons of his master - He shall again relate. - - A noise within, crying 'Room for the Queen!' - Enter the QUEEN, usher'd by the DUKES OF NORFOLK - and SUFFOLK; she kneels. The KING riseth - from his state, takes her up, kisses and placeth her - by him - - QUEEN KATHARINE. Nay, we must longer kneel: I am suitor. - KING. Arise, and take place by us. Half your suit - Never name to us: you have half our power. - The other moiety ere you ask is given; - Repeat your will, and take it. - QUEEN KATHARINE. Thank your Majesty. - That you would love yourself, and in that love - Not unconsidered leave your honour nor - The dignity of your office, is the point - Of my petition. - KING. Lady mine, proceed. - QUEEN KATHARINE. I am solicited, not by a few, - And those of true condition, that your subjects - Are in great grievance: there have been commissions - Sent down among 'em which hath flaw'd the heart - Of all their loyalties; wherein, although, - My good Lord Cardinal, they vent reproaches - Most bitterly on you as putter-on - Of these exactions, yet the King our master- - Whose honour Heaven shield from soil!-even he escapes not - Language unmannerly; yea, such which breaks - The sides of loyalty, and almost appears - In loud rebellion. - NORFOLK. Not almost appears- - It doth appear; for, upon these taxations, - The clothiers all, not able to maintain - The many to them 'longing, have put of - The spinsters, carders, fullers, weavers, who - Unfit for other life, compell'd by hunger - And lack of other means, in desperate manner - Daring th' event to th' teeth, are all in uproar, - And danger serves among them. - KING. Taxation! - Wherein? and what taxation? My Lord Cardinal, - You that are blam'd for it alike with us, - Know you of this taxation? - WOLSEY. Please you, sir, - I know but of a single part in aught - Pertains to th' state, and front but in that file - Where others tell steps with me. - QUEEN KATHARINE. No, my lord! - You know no more than others! But you frame - Things that are known alike, which are not wholesome - To those which would not know them, and yet must - Perforce be their acquaintance. These exactions, - Whereof my sovereign would have note, they are - Most pestilent to th' hearing; and to bear 'em - The back is sacrifice to th' load. They say - They are devis'd by you, or else you suffer - Too hard an exclamation. - KING. Still exaction! - The nature of it? In what kind, let's know, - Is this exaction? - QUEEN KATHARINE. I am much too venturous - In tempting of your patience, but am bold'ned - Under your promis'd pardon. The subjects' grief - Comes through commissions, which compels from each - The sixth part of his substance, to be levied - Without delay; and the pretence for this - Is nam'd your wars in France. This makes bold mouths; - Tongues spit their duties out, and cold hearts freeze - Allegiance in them; their curses now - Live where their prayers did; and it's come to pass - This tractable obedience is a slave - To each incensed will. I would your Highness - Would give it quick consideration, for - There is no primer business. - KING. By my life, - This is against our pleasure. - WOLSEY. And for me, - I have no further gone in this than by - A single voice; and that not pass'd me but - By learned approbation of the judges. If I am - Traduc'd by ignorant tongues, which neither know - My faculties nor person, yet will be - The chronicles of my doing, let me say - 'Tis but the fate of place, and the rough brake - That virtue must go through. We must not stint - Our necessary actions in the fear - To cope malicious censurers, which ever - As rav'nous fishes do a vessel follow - That is new-trimm'd, but benefit no further - Than vainly longing. What we oft do best, - By sick interpreters, once weak ones, is - Not ours, or not allow'd; what worst, as oft - Hitting a grosser quality, is cried up - For our best act. If we shall stand still, - In fear our motion will be mock'd or carp'd at, - We should take root here where we sit, or sit - State-statues only. - KING. Things done well - And with a care exempt themselves from fear: - Things done without example, in their issue - Are to be fear'd. Have you a precedent - Of this commission? I believe, not any. - We must not rend our subjects from our laws, - And stick them in our will. Sixth part of each? - A trembling contribution! Why, we take - From every tree lop, bark, and part o' th' timber; - And though we leave it with a root, thus hack'd, - The air will drink the sap. To every county - Where this is question'd send our letters with - Free pardon to each man that has denied - The force of this commission. Pray, look tot; - I put it to your care. - WOLSEY. [Aside to the SECRETARY] A word with you. - Let there be letters writ to every shire - Of the King's grace and pardon. The grieved commons - Hardly conceive of me-let it be nois'd - That through our intercession this revokement - And pardon comes. I shall anon advise you - Further in the proceeding. Exit SECRETARY - - Enter SURVEYOR - - QUEEN KATHARINE. I am sorry that the Duke of Buckingham - Is run in your displeasure. - KING. It grieves many. - The gentleman is learn'd and a most rare speaker; - To nature none more bound; his training such - That he may furnish and instruct great teachers - And never seek for aid out of himself. Yet see, - When these so noble benefits shall prove - Not well dispos'd, the mind growing once corrupt, - They turn to vicious forms, ten times more ugly - Than ever they were fair. This man so complete, - Who was enroll'd 'mongst wonders, and when we, - Almost with ravish'd list'ning, could not find - His hour of speech a minute-he, my lady, - Hath into monstrous habits put the graces - That once were his, and is become as black - As if besmear'd in hell. Sit by us; you shall hear- - This was his gentleman in trust-of him - Things to strike honour sad. Bid him recount - The fore-recited practices, whereof - We cannot feel too little, hear too much. - WOLSEY. Stand forth, and with bold spirit relate what you, - Most like a careful subject, have collected - Out of the Duke of Buckingham. - KING. Speak freely. - SURVEYOR. First, it was usual with him-every day - It would infect his speech-that if the King - Should without issue die, he'll carry it so - To make the sceptre his. These very words - I've heard him utter to his son-in-law, - Lord Aberga'ny, to whom by oath he menac'd - Revenge upon the Cardinal. - WOLSEY. Please your Highness, note - This dangerous conception in this point: - Not friended by his wish, to your high person - His will is most malignant, and it stretches - Beyond you to your friends. - QUEEN KATHARINE. My learn'd Lord Cardinal, - Deliver all with charity. - KING. Speak on. - How grounded he his title to the crown - Upon our fail? To this point hast thou heard him - At any time speak aught? - SURVEYOR. He was brought to this - By a vain prophecy of Nicholas Henton. - KING. What was that Henton? - SURVEYOR. Sir, a Chartreux friar, - His confessor, who fed him every minute - With words of sovereignty. - KING. How know'st thou this? - SURVEYOR. Not long before your Highness sped to France, - The Duke being at the Rose, within the parish - Saint Lawrence Poultney, did of me demand - What was the speech among the Londoners - Concerning the French journey. I replied - Men fear'd the French would prove perfidious, - To the King's danger. Presently the Duke - Said 'twas the fear indeed and that he doubted - 'Twould prove the verity of certain words - Spoke by a holy monk 'that oft' says he - 'Hath sent to me, wishing me to permit - John de la Car, my chaplain, a choice hour - To hear from him a matter of some moment; - Whom after under the confession's seal - He solemnly had sworn that what he spoke - My chaplain to no creature living but - To me should utter, with demure confidence - This pausingly ensu'd: "Neither the King nor's heirs, - Tell you the Duke, shall prosper; bid him strive - To gain the love o' th' commonalty; the Duke - Shall govern England."' - QUEEN KATHARINE. If I know you well, - You were the Duke's surveyor, and lost your office - On the complaint o' th' tenants. Take good heed - You charge not in your spleen a noble person - And spoil your nobler soul. I say, take heed; - Yes, heartily beseech you. - KING. Let him on. - Go forward. - SURVEYOR. On my soul, I'll speak but truth. - I told my lord the Duke, by th' devil's illusions - The monk might be deceiv'd, and that 'twas dangerous - for him - To ruminate on this so far, until - It forg'd him some design, which, being believ'd, - It was much like to do. He answer'd 'Tush, - It can do me no damage'; adding further - That, had the King in his last sickness fail'd, - The Cardinal's and Sir Thomas Lovell's heads - Should have gone off. - KING. Ha! what, so rank? Ah ha! - There's mischief in this man. Canst thou say further? - SURVEYOR. I can, my liege. - KING. Proceed. - SURVEYOR. Being at Greenwich, - After your Highness had reprov'd the Duke - About Sir William Bulmer- - KING. I remember - Of such a time: being my sworn servant, - The Duke retain'd him his. But on: what hence? - SURVEYOR. 'If' quoth he 'I for this had been committed- - As to the Tower I thought-I would have play'd - The part my father meant to act upon - Th' usurper Richard; who, being at Salisbury, - Made suit to come in's presence, which if granted, - As he made semblance of his duty, would - Have put his knife into him.' - KING. A giant traitor! - WOLSEY. Now, madam, may his Highness live in freedom, - And this man out of prison? - QUEEN KATHARINE. God mend all! - KING. There's something more would out of thee: what say'st? - SURVEYOR. After 'the Duke his father' with the 'knife,' - He stretch'd him, and, with one hand on his dagger, - Another spread on's breast, mounting his eyes, - He did discharge a horrible oath, whose tenour - Was, were he evil us'd, he would outgo - His father by as much as a performance - Does an irresolute purpose. - KING. There's his period, - To sheath his knife in us. He is attach'd; - Call him to present trial. If he may - Find mercy in the law, 'tis his; if none, - Let him not seek't of us. By day and night! - He's traitor to th' height. Exeunt - - - - -ACT I. SCENE 3. - -London. The palace - -Enter the LORD CHAMBERLAIN and LORD SANDYS - - CHAMBERLAIN. Is't possible the spells of France should juggle - Men into such strange mysteries? - SANDYS. New customs, - Though they be never so ridiculous, - Nay, let 'em be unmanly, yet are follow'd. - CHAMBERLAIN. As far as I see, all the good our English - Have got by the late voyage is but merely - A fit or two o' th' face; but they are shrewd ones; - For when they hold 'em, you would swear directly - Their very noses had been counsellors - To Pepin or Clotharius, they keep state so. - SANDYS. They have all new legs, and lame ones. One would take it, - That never saw 'em pace before, the spavin - Or springhalt reign'd among 'em. - CHAMBERLAIN. Death! my lord, - Their clothes are after such a pagan cut to't, - That sure th' have worn out Christendom. - - Enter SIR THOMAS LOVELL - - How now? - What news, Sir Thomas Lovell? - LOVELL. Faith, my lord, - I hear of none but the new proclamation - That's clapp'd upon the court gate. - CHAMBERLAIN. What is't for? - LOVELL. The reformation of our travell'd gallants, - That fill the court with quarrels, talk, and tailors. - CHAMBERLAIN. I am glad 'tis there. Now I would pray our monsieurs - To think an English courtier may be wise, - And never see the Louvre. - LOVELL. They must either, - For so run the conditions, leave those remnants - Of fool and feather that they got in France, - With all their honourable points of ignorance - Pertaining thereunto-as fights and fireworks; - Abusing better men than they can be, - Out of a foreign wisdom-renouncing clean - The faith they have in tennis, and tall stockings, - Short blist'red breeches, and those types of travel - And understand again like honest men, - Or pack to their old playfellows. There, I take it, - They may, cum privilegio, wear away - The lag end of their lewdness and be laugh'd at. - SANDYS. 'Tis time to give 'em physic, their diseases - Are grown so catching. - CHAMBERLAIN. What a loss our ladies - Will have of these trim vanities! - LOVELL. Ay, marry, - There will be woe indeed, lords: the sly whoresons - Have got a speeding trick to lay down ladies. - A French song and a fiddle has no fellow. - SANDYS. The devil fiddle 'em! I am glad they are going, - For sure there's no converting 'em. Now - An honest country lord, as I am, beaten - A long time out of play, may bring his plainsong - And have an hour of hearing; and, by'r Lady, - Held current music too. - CHAMBERLAIN. Well said, Lord Sandys; - Your colt's tooth is not cast yet. - SANDYS. No, my lord, - Nor shall not while I have a stamp. - CHAMBERLAIN. Sir Thomas, - Whither were you a-going? - LOVELL. To the Cardinal's; - Your lordship is a guest too. - CHAMBERLAIN. O, 'tis true; - This night he makes a supper, and a great one, - To many lords and ladies; there will be - The beauty of this kingdom, I'll assure you. - LOVELL. That churchman bears a bounteous mind indeed, - A hand as fruitful as the land that feeds us; - His dews fall everywhere. - CHAMBERLAIN. No doubt he's noble; - He had a black mouth that said other of him. - SANDYS. He may, my lord; has wherewithal. In him - Sparing would show a worse sin than ill doctrine: - Men of his way should be most liberal, - They are set here for examples. - CHAMBERLAIN. True, they are so; - But few now give so great ones. My barge stays; - Your lordship shall along. Come, good Sir Thomas, - We shall be late else; which I would not be, - For I was spoke to, with Sir Henry Guildford, - This night to be comptrollers. - SANDYS. I am your lordship's. Exeunt - - - - -ACT I. SCENE 4. - -London. The Presence Chamber in York Place - -Hautboys. A small table under a state for the Cardinal, -a longer table for the guests. Then enter ANNE BULLEN, -and divers other LADIES and GENTLEMEN, as guests, at one door; -at another door enter SIR HENRY GUILDFORD - - GUILDFORD. Ladies, a general welcome from his Grace - Salutes ye all; this night he dedicates - To fair content and you. None here, he hopes, - In all this noble bevy, has brought with her - One care abroad; he would have all as merry - As, first, good company, good wine, good welcome, - Can make good people. - - Enter LORD CHAMBERLAIN, LORD SANDYS, and SIR - THOMAS LOVELL - - O, my lord, y'are tardy, - The very thought of this fair company - Clapp'd wings to me. - CHAMBERLAIN. You are young, Sir Harry Guildford. - SANDYS. Sir Thomas Lovell, had the Cardinal - But half my lay thoughts in him, some of these - Should find a running banquet ere they rested - I think would better please 'em. By my life, - They are a sweet society of fair ones. - LOVELL. O that your lordship were but now confessor - To one or two of these! - SANDYS. I would I were; - They should find easy penance. - LOVELL. Faith, how easy? - SANDYS. As easy as a down bed would afford it. - CHAMBERLAIN. Sweet ladies, will it please you sit? Sir Harry, - Place you that side; I'll take the charge of this. - His Grace is ent'ring. Nay, you must not freeze: - Two women plac'd together makes cold weather. - My Lord Sandys, you are one will keep 'em waking: - Pray sit between these ladies. - SANDYS. By my faith, - And thank your lordship. By your leave, sweet ladies. - [Seats himself between ANNE BULLEN and another lady] - If I chance to talk a little wild, forgive me; - I had it from my father. - ANNE. Was he mad, sir? - SANDYS. O, very mad, exceeding mad, in love too. - But he would bite none; just as I do now, - He would kiss you twenty with a breath. [Kisses her] - CHAMBERLAIN. Well said, my lord. - So, now y'are fairly seated. Gentlemen, - The penance lies on you if these fair ladies - Pass away frowning. - SANDYS. For my little cure, - Let me alone. - - Hautboys. Enter CARDINAL WOLSEY, attended; and - takes his state - - WOLSEY. Y'are welcome, my fair guests. That noble lady - Or gentleman that is not freely merry - Is not my friend. This, to confirm my welcome- - And to you all, good health! [Drinks] - SANDYS. Your Grace is noble. - Let me have such a bowl may hold my thanks - And save me so much talking. - WOLSEY. My Lord Sandys, - I am beholding to you. Cheer your neighbours. - Ladies, you are not merry. Gentlemen, - Whose fault is this? - SANDYS. The red wine first must rise - In their fair cheeks, my lord; then we shall have 'em - Talk us to silence. - ANNE. You are a merry gamester, - My Lord Sandys. - SANDYS. Yes, if I make my play. - Here's to your ladyship; and pledge it, madam, - For 'tis to such a thing- - ANNE. You cannot show me. - SANDYS. I told your Grace they would talk anon. - [Drum and trumpet. Chambers discharg'd] - WOLSEY. What's that? - CHAMBERLAIN. Look out there, some of ye. Exit a SERVANT - WOLSEY. What warlike voice, - And to what end, is this? Nay, ladies, fear not: - By all the laws of war y'are privileg'd. - - Re-enter SERVANT - - CHAMBERLAIN. How now! what is't? - SERVANT. A noble troop of strangers- - For so they seem. Th' have left their barge and landed, - And hither make, as great ambassadors - From foreign princes. - WOLSEY. Good Lord Chamberlain, - Go, give 'em welcome; you can speak the French tongue; - And pray receive 'em nobly and conduct 'em - Into our presence, where this heaven of beauty - Shall shine at full upon them. Some attend him. - Exit CHAMBERLAIN attended. All rise, and tables remov'd - You have now a broken banquet, but we'll mend it. - A good digestion to you all; and once more - I show'r a welcome on ye; welcome all. - - Hautboys. Enter the KING, and others, as maskers, - habited like shepherds, usher'd by the LORD CHAMBERLAIN. - They pass directly before the CARDINAL, - and gracefully salute him - - A noble company! What are their pleasures? - CHAMBERLAIN. Because they speak no English, thus they pray'd - To tell your Grace, that, having heard by fame - Of this so noble and so fair assembly - This night to meet here, they could do no less, - Out of the great respect they bear to beauty, - But leave their flocks and, under your fair conduct, - Crave leave to view these ladies and entreat - An hour of revels with 'em. - WOLSEY. Say, Lord Chamberlain, - They have done my poor house grace; for which I pay 'em - A thousand thanks, and pray 'em take their pleasures. - [They choose ladies. The KING chooses ANNE BULLEN] - KING. The fairest hand I ever touch'd! O beauty, - Till now I never knew thee! [Music. Dance] - WOLSEY. My lord! - CHAMBERLAIN. Your Grace? - WOLSEY. Pray tell 'em thus much from me: - There should be one amongst 'em, by his person, - More worthy this place than myself; to whom, - If I but knew him, with my love and duty - I would surrender it. - CHAMBERLAIN. I will, my lord. - [He whispers to the maskers] - WOLSEY. What say they? - CHAMBERLAIN. Such a one, they all confess, - There is indeed; which they would have your Grace - Find out, and he will take it. - WOLSEY. Let me see, then. [Comes from his state] - By all your good leaves, gentlemen, here I'll make - My royal choice. - KING. [Unmasking] Ye have found him, Cardinal. - You hold a fair assembly; you do well, lord. - You are a churchman, or, I'll tell you, Cardinal, - I should judge now unhappily. - WOLSEY. I am glad - Your Grace is grown so pleasant. - KING. My Lord Chamberlain, - Prithee come hither: what fair lady's that? - CHAMBERLAIN. An't please your Grace, Sir Thomas Bullen's - daughter- - The Viscount Rochford-one of her Highness' women. - KING. By heaven, she is a dainty one. Sweet heart, - I were unmannerly to take you out - And not to kiss you. A health, gentlemen! - Let it go round. - WOLSEY. Sir Thomas Lovell, is the banquet ready - I' th' privy chamber? - LOVELL. Yes, my lord. - WOLSEY. Your Grace, - I fear, with dancing is a little heated. - KING. I fear, too much. - WOLSEY. There's fresher air, my lord, - In the next chamber. - KING. Lead in your ladies, ev'ry one. Sweet partner, - I must not yet forsake you. Let's be merry: - Good my Lord Cardinal, I have half a dozen healths - To drink to these fair ladies, and a measure - To lead 'em once again; and then let's dream - Who's best in favour. Let the music knock it. - Exeunt, with trumpets - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE 1. - -Westminster. A street - -Enter two GENTLEMEN, at several doors - - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Whither away so fast? - SECOND GENTLEMAN. O, God save ye! - Ev'n to the Hall, to hear what shall become - Of the great Duke of Buckingham. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. I'll save you - That labour, sir. All's now done but the ceremony - Of bringing back the prisoner. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Were you there? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Yes, indeed, was I. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Pray, speak what has happen'd. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. You may guess quickly what. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Is he found guilty? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Yes, truly is he, and condemn'd upon't. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. I am sorry for't. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. So are a number more. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. But, pray, how pass'd it? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. I'll tell you in a little. The great Duke. - Came to the bar; where to his accusations - He pleaded still not guilty, and alleged - Many sharp reasons to defeat the law. - The King's attorney, on the contrary, - Urg'd on the examinations, proofs, confessions, - Of divers witnesses; which the Duke desir'd - To have brought, viva voce, to his face; - At which appear'd against him his surveyor, - Sir Gilbert Peck his chancellor, and John Car, - Confessor to him, with that devil-monk, - Hopkins, that made this mischief. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. That was he - That fed him with his prophecies? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. The same. - All these accus'd him strongly, which he fain - Would have flung from him; but indeed he could not; - And so his peers, upon this evidence, - Have found him guilty of high treason. Much - He spoke, and learnedly, for life; but all - Was either pitied in him or forgotten. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. After all this, how did he bear him-self - FIRST GENTLEMAN. When he was brought again to th' bar to hear - His knell rung out, his judgment, he was stirr'd - With such an agony he sweat extremely, - And something spoke in choler, ill and hasty; - But he fell to himself again, and sweetly - In all the rest show'd a most noble patience. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. I do not think he fears death. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Sure, he does not; - He never was so womanish; the cause - He may a little grieve at. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Certainly - The Cardinal is the end of this. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. 'Tis likely, - By all conjectures: first, Kildare's attainder, - Then deputy of Ireland, who remov'd, - Earl Surrey was sent thither, and in haste too, - Lest he should help his father. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. That trick of state - Was a deep envious one. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. At his return - No doubt he will requite it. This is noted, - And generally: whoever the King favours - The Cardinal instantly will find employment, - And far enough from court too. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. All the commons - Hate him perniciously, and, o' my conscience, - Wish him ten fathom deep: this Duke as much - They love and dote on; call him bounteous Buckingham, - The mirror of all courtesy- - - Enter BUCKINGHAM from his arraignment, tip-staves - before him; the axe with the edge towards him; halberds - on each side; accompanied with SIR THOMAS - LOVELL, SIR NICHOLAS VAUX, SIR WILLIAM SANDYS, - and common people, etc. - - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Stay there, sir, - And see the noble ruin'd man you speak of. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Let's stand close, and behold him. - BUCKINGHAM. All good people, - You that thus far have come to pity me, - Hear what I say, and then go home and lose me. - I have this day receiv'd a traitor's judgment, - And by that name must die; yet, heaven bear witness, - And if I have a conscience, let it sink me - Even as the axe falls, if I be not faithful! - The law I bear no malice for my death: - 'T has done, upon the premises, but justice. - But those that sought it I could wish more Christians. - Be what they will, I heartily forgive 'em; - Yet let 'em look they glory not in mischief - Nor build their evils on the graves of great men, - For then my guiltless blood must cry against 'em. - For further life in this world I ne'er hope - Nor will I sue, although the King have mercies - More than I dare make faults. You few that lov'd me - And dare be bold to weep for Buckingham, - His noble friends and fellows, whom to leave - Is only bitter to him, only dying, - Go with me like good angels to my end; - And as the long divorce of steel falls on me - Make of your prayers one sweet sacrifice, - And lift my soul to heaven. Lead on, a God's name. - LOVELL. I do beseech your Grace, for charity, - If ever any malice in your heart - Were hid against me, now to forgive me frankly. - BUCKINGHAM. Sir Thomas Lovell, I as free forgive you - As I would be forgiven. I forgive all. - There cannot be those numberless offences - 'Gainst me that I cannot take peace with. No black envy - Shall mark my grave. Commend me to his Grace; - And if he speak of Buckingham, pray tell him - You met him half in heaven. My vows and prayers - Yet are the King's, and, till my soul forsake, - Shall cry for blessings on him. May he live - Longer than I have time to tell his years; - Ever belov'd and loving may his rule be; - And when old time Shall lead him to his end, - Goodness and he fill up one monument! - LOVELL. To th' water side I must conduct your Grace; - Then give my charge up to Sir Nicholas Vaux, - Who undertakes you to your end. - VAUX. Prepare there; - The Duke is coming; see the barge be ready; - And fit it with such furniture as suits - The greatness of his person. - BUCKINGHAM. Nay, Sir Nicholas, - Let it alone; my state now will but mock me. - When I came hither I was Lord High Constable - And Duke of Buckingham; now, poor Edward Bohun. - Yet I am richer than my base accusers - That never knew what truth meant; I now seal it; - And with that blood will make 'em one day groan fort. - My noble father, Henry of Buckingham, - Who first rais'd head against usurping Richard, - Flying for succour to his servant Banister, - Being distress'd, was by that wretch betray'd - And without trial fell; God's peace be with him! - Henry the Seventh succeeding, truly pitying - My father's loss, like a most royal prince, - Restor'd me to my honours, and out of ruins - Made my name once more noble. Now his son, - Henry the Eighth, life, honour, name, and all - That made me happy, at one stroke has taken - For ever from the world. I had my trial, - And must needs say a noble one; which makes me - A little happier than my wretched father; - Yet thus far we are one in fortunes: both - Fell by our servants, by those men we lov'd most- - A most unnatural and faithless service. - Heaven has an end in all. Yet, you that hear me, - This from a dying man receive as certain: - Where you are liberal of your loves and counsels, - Be sure you be not loose; for those you make friends - And give your hearts to, when they once perceive - The least rub in your fortunes, fall away - Like water from ye, never found again - But where they mean to sink ye. All good people, - Pray for me! I must now forsake ye; the last hour - Of my long weary life is come upon me. - Farewell; - And when you would say something that is sad, - Speak how I fell. I have done; and God forgive me! - Exeunt BUCKINGHAM and train - FIRST GENTLEMAN. O, this is full of pity! Sir, it calls, - I fear, too many curses on their heads - That were the authors. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. If the Duke be guiltless, - 'Tis full of woe; yet I can give you inkling - Of an ensuing evil, if it fall, - Greater than this. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Good angels keep it from us! - What may it be? You do not doubt my faith, sir? - SECOND GENTLEMAN. This secret is so weighty, 'twill require - A strong faith to conceal it. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Let me have it; - I do not talk much. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. I am confident. - You shall, sir. Did you not of late days hear - A buzzing of a separation - Between the King and Katharine? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Yes, but it held not; - For when the King once heard it, out of anger - He sent command to the Lord Mayor straight - To stop the rumour and allay those tongues - That durst disperse it. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. But that slander, sir, - Is found a truth now; for it grows again - Fresher than e'er it was, and held for certain - The King will venture at it. Either the Cardinal - Or some about him near have, out of malice - To the good Queen, possess'd him with a scruple - That will undo her. To confirm this too, - Cardinal Campeius is arriv'd and lately; - As all think, for this business. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. 'Tis the Cardinal; - And merely to revenge him on the Emperor - For not bestowing on him at his asking - The archbishopric of Toledo, this is purpos'd. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. I think you have hit the mark; but is't - not cruel - That she should feel the smart of this? The Cardinal - Will have his will, and she must fall. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. 'Tis woeful. - We are too open here to argue this; - Let's think in private more. Exeunt - - - - -ACT II. SCENE 2. - -London. The palace - -Enter the LORD CHAMBERLAIN reading this letter - - CHAMBERLAIN. 'My lord, - 'The horses your lordship sent for, with all the care - had, I saw well chosen, ridden, and furnish'd. They were - young and handsome, and of the best breed in the north. - When they were ready to set out for London, a man of - my Lord Cardinal's, by commission, and main power, took - 'em from me, with this reason: his master would be serv'd - before a subject, if not before the King; which stopp'd - our mouths, sir.' - - I fear he will indeed. Well, let him have them. - He will have all, I think. - - Enter to the LORD CHAMBERLAIN the DUKES OF NORFOLK and SUFFOLK - - NORFOLK. Well met, my Lord Chamberlain. - CHAMBERLAIN. Good day to both your Graces. - SUFFOLK. How is the King employ'd? - CHAMBERLAIN. I left him private, - Full of sad thoughts and troubles. - NORFOLK. What's the cause? - CHAMBERLAIN. It seems the marriage with his brother's wife - Has crept too near his conscience. - SUFFOLK. No, his conscience - Has crept too near another lady. - NORFOLK. 'Tis so; - This is the Cardinal's doing; the King-Cardinal, - That blind priest, like the eldest son of fortune, - Turns what he list. The King will know him one day. - SUFFOLK. Pray God he do! He'll never know himself else. - NORFOLK. How holily he works in all his business! - And with what zeal! For, now he has crack'd the league - Between us and the Emperor, the Queen's great nephew, - He dives into the King's soul and there scatters - Dangers, doubts, wringing of the conscience, - Fears, and despairs-and all these for his marriage; - And out of all these to restore the King, - He counsels a divorce, a loss of her - That like a jewel has hung twenty years - About his neck, yet never lost her lustre; - Of her that loves him with that excellence - That angels love good men with; even of her - That, when the greatest stroke of fortune falls, - Will bless the King-and is not this course pious? - CHAMBERLAIN. Heaven keep me from such counsel! 'Tis most true - These news are everywhere; every tongue speaks 'em, - And every true heart weeps for 't. All that dare - Look into these affairs see this main end- - The French King's sister. Heaven will one day open - The King's eyes, that so long have slept upon - This bold bad man. - SUFFOLK. And free us from his slavery. - NORFOLK. We had need pray, and heartily, for our deliverance; - Or this imperious man will work us an - From princes into pages. All men's honours - Lie like one lump before him, to be fashion'd - Into what pitch he please. - SUFFOLK. For me, my lords, - I love him not, nor fear him-there's my creed; - As I am made without him, so I'll stand, - If the King please; his curses and his blessings - Touch me alike; th' are breath I not believe in. - I knew him, and I know him; so I leave him - To him that made him proud-the Pope. - NORFOLK. Let's in; - And with some other business put the King - From these sad thoughts that work too much upon him. - My lord, you'll bear us company? - CHAMBERLAIN. Excuse me, - The King has sent me otherwhere; besides, - You'll find a most unfit time to disturb him. - Health to your lordships! - NORFOLK. Thanks, my good Lord Chamberlain. - Exit LORD CHAMBERLAIN; and the KING draws - the curtain and sits reading pensively - SUFFOLK. How sad he looks; sure, he is much afflicted. - KING. Who's there, ha? - NORFOLK. Pray God he be not angry. - KING HENRY. Who's there, I say? How dare you thrust yourselves - Into my private meditations? - Who am I, ha? - NORFOLK. A gracious king that pardons all offences - Malice ne'er meant. Our breach of duty this way - Is business of estate, in which we come - To know your royal pleasure. - KING. Ye are too bold. - Go to; I'll make ye know your times of business. - Is this an hour for temporal affairs, ha? - - Enter WOLSEY and CAMPEIUS with a commission - - Who's there? My good Lord Cardinal? O my Wolsey, - The quiet of my wounded conscience, - Thou art a cure fit for a King. [To CAMPEIUS] You're - welcome, - Most learned reverend sir, into our kingdom. - Use us and it. [To WOLSEY] My good lord, have great care - I be not found a talker. - WOLSEY. Sir, you cannot. - I would your Grace would give us but an hour - Of private conference. - KING. [To NORFOLK and SUFFOLK] We are busy; go. - NORFOLK. [Aside to SUFFOLK] This priest has no pride in him! - SUFFOLK. [Aside to NORFOLK] Not to speak of! - I would not be so sick though for his place. - But this cannot continue. - NORFOLK. [Aside to SUFFOLK] If it do, - I'll venture one have-at-him. - SUFFOLK. [Aside to NORFOLK] I another. - Exeunt NORFOLK and SUFFOLK - WOLSEY. Your Grace has given a precedent of wisdom - Above all princes, in committing freely - Your scruple to the voice of Christendom. - Who can be angry now? What envy reach you? - The Spaniard, tied by blood and favour to her, - Must now confess, if they have any goodness, - The trial just and noble. All the clerks, - I mean the learned ones, in Christian kingdoms - Have their free voices. Rome the nurse of judgment, - Invited by your noble self, hath sent - One general tongue unto us, this good man, - This just and learned priest, Cardinal Campeius, - Whom once more I present unto your Highness. - KING. And once more in mine arms I bid him welcome, - And thank the holy conclave for their loves. - They have sent me such a man I would have wish'd for. - CAMPEIUS. Your Grace must needs deserve an strangers' loves, - You are so noble. To your Highness' hand - I tender my commission; by whose virtue- - The court of Rome commanding-you, my Lord - Cardinal of York, are join'd with me their servant - In the unpartial judging of this business. - KING. Two equal men. The Queen shall be acquainted - Forthwith for what you come. Where's Gardiner? - WOLSEY. I know your Majesty has always lov'd her - So dear in heart not to deny her that - A woman of less place might ask by law- - Scholars allow'd freely to argue for her. - KING. Ay, and the best she shall have; and my favour - To him that does best. God forbid else. Cardinal, - Prithee call Gardiner to me, my new secretary; - I find him a fit fellow. Exit WOLSEY - - Re-enter WOLSEY with GARDINER - - WOLSEY. [Aside to GARDINER] Give me your hand: much - joy and favour to you; - You are the King's now. - GARDINER. [Aside to WOLSEY] But to be commanded - For ever by your Grace, whose hand has rais'd me. - KING. Come hither, Gardiner. [Walks and whispers] - CAMPEIUS. My Lord of York, was not one Doctor Pace - In this man's place before him? - WOLSEY. Yes, he was. - CAMPEIUS. Was he not held a learned man? - WOLSEY. Yes, surely. - CAMPEIUS. Believe me, there's an ill opinion spread then, - Even of yourself, Lord Cardinal. - WOLSEY. How! Of me? - CAMPEIUS. They will not stick to say you envied him - And, fearing he would rise, he was so virtuous, - Kept him a foreign man still; which so griev'd him - That he ran mad and died. - WOLSEY. Heav'n's peace be with him! - That's Christian care enough. For living murmurers - There's places of rebuke. He was a fool, - For he would needs be virtuous: that good fellow, - If I command him, follows my appointment. - I will have none so near else. Learn this, brother, - We live not to be grip'd by meaner persons. - KING. Deliver this with modesty to th' Queen. - Exit GARDINER - The most convenient place that I can think of - For such receipt of learning is Blackfriars; - There ye shall meet about this weighty business- - My Wolsey, see it furnish'd. O, my lord, - Would it not grieve an able man to leave - So sweet a bedfellow? But, conscience, conscience! - O, 'tis a tender place! and I must leave her. Exeunt - - - - -ACT II. SCENE 3. - -London. The palace - -Enter ANNE BULLEN and an OLD LADY - - ANNE. Not for that neither. Here's the pang that pinches: - His Highness having liv'd so long with her, and she - So good a lady that no tongue could ever - Pronounce dishonour of her-by my life, - She never knew harm-doing-O, now, after - So many courses of the sun enthroned, - Still growing in a majesty and pomp, the which - To leave a thousand-fold more bitter than - 'Tis sweet at first t' acquire-after this process, - To give her the avaunt, it is a pity - Would move a monster. - OLD LADY. Hearts of most hard temper - Melt and lament for her. - ANNE. O, God's will! much better - She ne'er had known pomp; though't be temporal, - Yet, if that quarrel, fortune, do divorce - It from the bearer, 'tis a sufferance panging - As soul and body's severing. - OLD LADY. Alas, poor lady! - She's a stranger now again. - ANNE. So much the more - Must pity drop upon her. Verily, - I swear 'tis better to be lowly born - And range with humble livers in content - Than to be perk'd up in a glist'ring grief - And wear a golden sorrow. - OLD LADY. Our content - Is our best having. - ANNE. By my troth and maidenhead, - I would not be a queen. - OLD LADY. Beshrew me, I would, - And venture maidenhead for 't; and so would you, - For all this spice of your hypocrisy. - You that have so fair parts of woman on you - Have too a woman's heart, which ever yet - Affected eminence, wealth, sovereignty; - Which, to say sooth, are blessings; and which gifts, - Saving your mincing, the capacity - Of your soft cheveril conscience would receive - If you might please to stretch it. - ANNE. Nay, good troth. - OLD LADY. Yes, troth and troth. You would not be a queen! - ANNE. No, not for all the riches under heaven. - OLD LADY. 'Tis strange: a threepence bow'd would hire me, - Old as I am, to queen it. But, I pray you, - What think you of a duchess? Have you limbs - To bear that load of title? - ANNE. No, in truth. - OLD LADY. Then you are weakly made. Pluck off a little; - I would not be a young count in your way - For more than blushing comes to. If your back - Cannot vouchsafe this burden, 'tis too weak - Ever to get a boy. - ANNE. How you do talk! - I swear again I would not be a queen - For all the world. - OLD LADY. In faith, for little England - You'd venture an emballing. I myself - Would for Carnarvonshire, although there long'd - No more to th' crown but that. Lo, who comes here? - - Enter the LORD CHAMBERLAIN - - CHAMBERLAIN. Good morrow, ladies. What were't worth to know - The secret of your conference? - ANNE. My good lord, - Not your demand; it values not your asking. - Our mistress' sorrows we were pitying. - CHAMBERLAIN. It was a gentle business and becoming - The action of good women; there is hope - All will be well. - ANNE. Now, I pray God, amen! - CHAMBERLAIN. You bear a gentle mind, and heav'nly blessings - Follow such creatures. That you may, fair lady, - Perceive I speak sincerely and high notes - Ta'en of your many virtues, the King's Majesty - Commends his good opinion of you to you, and - Does purpose honour to you no less flowing - Than Marchioness of Pembroke; to which tide - A thousand pound a year, annual support, - Out of his grace he adds. - ANNE. I do not know - What kind of my obedience I should tender; - More than my all is nothing, nor my prayers - Are not words duly hallowed, nor my wishes - More worth than empty vanities; yet prayers and wishes - Are all I can return. Beseech your lordship, - Vouchsafe to speak my thanks and my obedience, - As from a blushing handmaid, to his Highness; - Whose health and royalty I pray for. - CHAMBERLAIN. Lady, - I shall not fail t' approve the fair conceit - The King hath of you. [Aside] I have perus'd her well: - Beauty and honour in her are so mingled - That they have caught the King; and who knows yet - But from this lady may proceed a gem - To lighten all this isle?-I'll to the King - And say I spoke with you. - ANNE. My honour'd lord! Exit LORD CHAMBERLAIN - OLD LADY. Why, this it is: see, see! - I have been begging sixteen years in court- - Am yet a courtier beggarly-nor could - Come pat betwixt too early and too late - For any suit of pounds; and you, O fate! - A very fresh-fish here-fie, fie, fie upon - This compell'd fortune!-have your mouth fill'd up - Before you open it. - ANNE. This is strange to me. - OLD LADY. How tastes it? Is it bitter? Forty pence, no. - There was a lady once-'tis an old story- - That would not be a queen, that would she not, - For all the mud in Egypt. Have you heard it? - ANNE. Come, you are pleasant. - OLD LADY. With your theme I could - O'ermount the lark. The Marchioness of Pembroke! - A thousand pounds a year for pure respect! - No other obligation! By my life, - That promises moe thousands: honour's train - Is longer than his foreskirt. By this time - I know your back will bear a duchess. Say, - Are you not stronger than you were? - ANNE. Good lady, - Make yourself mirth with your particular fancy, - And leave me out on't. Would I had no being, - If this salute my blood a jot; it faints me - To think what follows. - The Queen is comfortless, and we forgetful - In our long absence. Pray, do not deliver - What here y' have heard to her. - OLD LADY. What do you think me? Exeunt - - - - -ACT II. SCENE 4. - -London. A hall in Blackfriars - -Trumpets, sennet, and cornets. Enter two VERGERS, with short silver wands; -next them, two SCRIBES, in the habit of doctors; after them, -the ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY alone; after him, the BISHOPS OF LINCOLN, ELY, -ROCHESTER, and SAINT ASAPH; next them, with some small distance, -follows a GENTLEMAN bearing the purse, with the great seal, -and a Cardinal's hat; then two PRIESTS, bearing each silver cross; -then a GENTLEMAN USHER bareheaded, accompanied with a SERGEANT-AT-ARMS -bearing a silver mace; then two GENTLEMEN bearing two great silver pillars; -after them, side by side, the two CARDINALS, WOLSEY and CAMPEIUS; -two NOBLEMEN with the sword and mace. Then enter the KING and QUEEN -and their trains. The KING takes place under the cloth of state; -the two CARDINALS sit under him as judges. The QUEEN takes place -some distance from the KING. The BISHOPS place themselves on each side -of the court, in manner of consistory; below them the SCRIBES. -The LORDS sit next the BISHOPS. The rest of the attendants stand -in convenient order about the stage - - WOLSEY. Whilst our commission from Rome is read, - Let silence be commanded. - KING. What's the need? - It hath already publicly been read, - And on all sides th' authority allow'd; - You may then spare that time. - WOLSEY. Be't so; proceed. - SCRIBE. Say 'Henry King of England, come into the court.' - CRIER. Henry King of England, &c. - KING. Here. - SCRIBE. Say 'Katharine Queen of England, come into the court.' - CRIER. Katharine Queen of England, &c. - - The QUEEN makes no answer, rises out of her chair, - goes about the court, comes to the KING, and kneels - at his feet; then speaks - - QUEEN KATHARINE. Sir, I desire you do me right and justice, - And to bestow your pity on me; for - I am a most poor woman and a stranger, - Born out of your dominions, having here - No judge indifferent, nor no more assurance - Of equal friendship and proceeding. Alas, sir, - In what have I offended you? What cause - Hath my behaviour given to your displeasure - That thus you should proceed to put me of - And take your good grace from me? Heaven witness, - I have been to you a true and humble wife, - At all times to your will conformable, - Ever in fear to kindle your dislike, - Yea, subject to your countenance-glad or sorry - As I saw it inclin'd. When was the hour - I ever contradicted your desire - Or made it not mine too? Or which of your friends - Have I not strove to love, although I knew - He were mine enemy? What friend of mine - That had to him deriv'd your anger did - Continue in my liking? Nay, gave notice - He was from thence discharg'd? Sir, call to mind - That I have been your wife in this obedience - Upward of twenty years, and have been blest - With many children by you. If, in the course - And process of this time, you can report, - And prove it too against mine honour, aught, - My bond to wedlock or my love and duty, - Against your sacred person, in God's name, - Turn me away and let the foul'st contempt - Shut door upon me, and so give me up - To the sharp'st kind of justice. Please you, sir, - The King, your father, was reputed for - A prince most prudent, of an excellent - And unmatch'd wit and judgment; Ferdinand, - My father, King of Spain, was reckon'd one - The wisest prince that there had reign'd by many - A year before. It is not to be question'd - That they had gather'd a wise council to them - Of every realm, that did debate this business, - Who deem'd our marriage lawful. Wherefore I humbly - Beseech you, sir, to spare me till I may - Be by my friends in Spain advis'd, whose counsel - I will implore. If not, i' th' name of God, - Your pleasure be fulfill'd! - WOLSEY. You have here, lady, - And of your choice, these reverend fathers-men - Of singular integrity and learning, - Yea, the elect o' th' land, who are assembled - To plead your cause. It shall be therefore bootless - That longer you desire the court, as well - For your own quiet as to rectify - What is unsettled in the King. - CAMPEIUS. His Grace - Hath spoken well and justly; therefore, madam, - It's fit this royal session do proceed - And that, without delay, their arguments - Be now produc'd and heard. - QUEEN KATHARINE. Lord Cardinal, - To you I speak. - WOLSEY. Your pleasure, madam? - QUEEN KATHARINE. Sir, - I am about to weep; but, thinking that - We are a queen, or long have dream'd so, certain - The daughter of a king, my drops of tears - I'll turn to sparks of fire. - WOLSEY. Be patient yet. - QUEEN KATHARINE. I Will, when you are humble; nay, before - Or God will punish me. I do believe, - Induc'd by potent circumstances, that - You are mine enemy, and make my challenge - You shall not be my judge; for it is you - Have blown this coal betwixt my lord and me- - Which God's dew quench! Therefore I say again, - I utterly abhor, yea, from my soul - Refuse you for my judge, whom yet once more - I hold my most malicious foe and think not - At all a friend to truth. - WOLSEY. I do profess - You speak not like yourself, who ever yet - Have stood to charity and display'd th' effects - Of disposition gentle and of wisdom - O'ertopping woman's pow'r. Madam, you do me wrong: - I have no spleen against you, nor injustice - For you or any; how far I have proceeded, - Or how far further shall, is warranted - By a commission from the Consistory, - Yea, the whole Consistory of Rome. You charge me - That I have blown this coal: I do deny it. - The King is present; if it be known to him - That I gainsay my deed, how may he wound, - And worthily, my falsehood! Yea, as much - As you have done my truth. If he know - That I am free of your report, he knows - I am not of your wrong. Therefore in him - It lies to cure me, and the cure is to - Remove these thoughts from you; the which before - His Highness shall speak in, I do beseech - You, gracious madam, to unthink your speaking - And to say so no more. - QUEEN KATHARINE. My lord, my lord, - I am a simple woman, much too weak - T' oppose your cunning. Y'are meek and humble-mouth'd; - You sign your place and calling, in full seeming, - With meekness and humility; but your heart - Is cramm'd with arrogancy, spleen, and pride. - You have, by fortune and his Highness' favours, - Gone slightly o'er low steps, and now are mounted - Where pow'rs are your retainers, and your words, - Domestics to you, serve your will as't please - Yourself pronounce their office. I must tell you - You tender more your person's honour than - Your high profession spiritual; that again - I do refuse you for my judge and here, - Before you all, appeal unto the Pope, - To bring my whole cause 'fore his Holiness - And to be judg'd by him. - [She curtsies to the KING, and offers to depart] - CAMPEIUS. The Queen is obstinate, - Stubborn to justice, apt to accuse it, and - Disdainful to be tried by't; 'tis not well. - She's going away. - KING. Call her again. - CRIER. Katharine Queen of England, come into the court. - GENTLEMAN USHER. Madam, you are call'd back. - QUEEN KATHARINE. What need you note it? Pray you keep your way; - When you are call'd, return. Now the Lord help! - They vex me past my patience. Pray you pass on. - I will not tarry; no, nor ever more - Upon this business my appearance make - In any of their courts. Exeunt QUEEN and her attendants - KING. Go thy ways, Kate. - That man i' th' world who shall report he has - A better wife, let him in nought be trusted - For speaking false in that. Thou art, alone- - If thy rare qualities, sweet gentleness, - Thy meekness saint-like, wife-like government, - Obeying in commanding, and thy parts - Sovereign and pious else, could speak thee out- - The queen of earthly queens. She's noble born; - And like her true nobility she has - Carried herself towards me. - WOLSEY. Most gracious sir, - In humblest manner I require your Highness - That it shall please you to declare in hearing - Of all these ears-for where I am robb'd and bound, - There must I be unloos'd, although not there - At once and fully satisfied-whether ever I - Did broach this business to your Highness, or - Laid any scruple in your way which might - Induce you to the question on't, or ever - Have to you, but with thanks to God for such - A royal lady, spake one the least word that might - Be to the prejudice of her present state, - Or touch of her good person? - KING. My Lord Cardinal, - I do excuse you; yea, upon mine honour, - I free you from't. You are not to be taught - That you have many enemies that know not - Why they are so, but, like to village curs, - Bark when their fellows do. By some of these - The Queen is put in anger. Y'are excus'd. - But will you be more justified? You ever - Have wish'd the sleeping of this business; never desir'd - It to be stirr'd; but oft have hind'red, oft, - The passages made toward it. On my honour, - I speak my good Lord Cardinal to this point, - And thus far clear him. Now, what mov'd me to't, - I will be bold with time and your attention. - Then mark th' inducement. Thus it came-give heed to't: - My conscience first receiv'd a tenderness, - Scruple, and prick, on certain speeches utter'd - By th' Bishop of Bayonne, then French ambassador, - Who had been hither sent on the debating - A marriage 'twixt the Duke of Orleans and - Our daughter Mary. I' th' progress of this business, - Ere a determinate resolution, he- - I mean the Bishop-did require a respite - Wherein he might the King his lord advertise - Whether our daughter were legitimate, - Respecting this our marriage with the dowager, - Sometimes our brother's wife. This respite shook - The bosom of my conscience, enter'd me, - Yea, with a splitting power, and made to tremble - The region of my breast, which forc'd such way - That many maz'd considerings did throng - And press'd in with this caution. First, methought - I stood not in the smile of heaven, who had - Commanded nature that my lady's womb, - If it conceiv'd a male child by me, should - Do no more offices of life to't than - The grave does to the dead; for her male issue - Or died where they were made, or shortly after - This world had air'd them. Hence I took a thought - This was a judgment on me, that my kingdom, - Well worthy the best heir o' th' world, should not - Be gladded in't by me. Then follows that - I weigh'd the danger which my realms stood in - By this my issue's fail, and that gave to me - Many a groaning throe. Thus hulling in - The wild sea of my conscience, I did steer - Toward this remedy, whereupon we are - Now present here together; that's to say - I meant to rectify my conscience, which - I then did feel full sick, and yet not well, - By all the reverend fathers of the land - And doctors learn'd. First, I began in private - With you, my Lord of Lincoln; you remember - How under my oppression I did reek, - When I first mov'd you. - LINCOLN. Very well, my liege. - KING. I have spoke long; be pleas'd yourself to say - How far you satisfied me. - LINCOLN. So please your Highness, - The question did at first so stagger me- - Bearing a state of mighty moment in't - And consequence of dread-that I committed - The daring'st counsel which I had to doubt, - And did entreat your Highness to this course - Which you are running here. - KING. I then mov'd you, - My Lord of Canterbury, and got your leave - To make this present summons. Unsolicited - I left no reverend person in this court, - But by particular consent proceeded - Under your hands and seals; therefore, go on, - For no dislike i' th' world against the person - Of the good Queen, but the sharp thorny points - Of my alleged reasons, drives this forward. - Prove but our marriage lawful, by my life - And kingly dignity, we are contented - To wear our moral state to come with her, - Katharine our queen, before the primest creature - That's paragon'd o' th' world. - CAMPEIUS. So please your Highness, - The Queen being absent, 'tis a needful fitness - That we adjourn this court till further day; - Meanwhile must be an earnest motion - Made to the Queen to call back her appeal - She intends unto his Holiness. - KING. [Aside] I may perceive - These cardinals trifle with me. I abhor - This dilatory sloth and tricks of Rome. - My learn'd and well-beloved servant, Cranmer, - Prithee return. With thy approach I know - My comfort comes along. -Break up the court; - I say, set on. Exuent in manner as they entered - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE 1. - -London. The QUEEN'S apartments - -Enter the QUEEN and her women, as at work - - QUEEN KATHARINE. Take thy lute, wench. My soul grows - sad with troubles; - Sing and disperse 'em, if thou canst. Leave working. - - SONG - - Orpheus with his lute made trees, - And the mountain tops that freeze, - Bow themselves when he did sing; - To his music plants and flowers - Ever sprung, as sun and showers - There had made a lasting spring. - - Every thing that heard him play, - Even the billows of the sea, - Hung their heads and then lay by. - In sweet music is such art, - Killing care and grief of heart - Fall asleep or hearing die. - - Enter a GENTLEMAN - - QUEEN KATHARINE. How now? - GENTLEMAN. An't please your Grace, the two great Cardinals - Wait in the presence. - QUEEN KATHARINE. Would they speak with me? - GENTLEMAN. They will'd me say so, madam. - QUEEN KATHARINE. Pray their Graces - To come near. [Exit GENTLEMAN] What can be their business - With me, a poor weak woman, fall'n from favour? - I do not like their coming. Now I think on't, - They should be good men, their affairs as righteous; - But all hoods make not monks. - - Enter the two CARDINALS, WOLSEY and CAMPEIUS - - WOLSEY. Peace to your Highness! - QUEEN KATHARINE. Your Graces find me here part of housewife; - I would be all, against the worst may happen. - What are your pleasures with me, reverend lords? - WOLSEY. May it please you, noble madam, to withdraw - Into your private chamber, we shall give you - The full cause of our coming. - QUEEN KATHARINE. Speak it here; - There's nothing I have done yet, o' my conscience, - Deserves a corner. Would all other women - Could speak this with as free a soul as I do! - My lords, I care not-so much I am happy - Above a number-if my actions - Were tried by ev'ry tongue, ev'ry eye saw 'em, - Envy and base opinion set against 'em, - I know my life so even. If your business - Seek me out, and that way I am wife in, - Out with it boldly; truth loves open dealing. - WOLSEY. Tanta est erga te mentis integritas, regina serenis-sima- - QUEEN KATHARINE. O, good my lord, no Latin! - I am not such a truant since my coming, - As not to know the language I have liv'd in; - A strange tongue makes my cause more strange, suspicious; - Pray speak in English. Here are some will thank you, - If you speak truth, for their poor mistress' sake: - Believe me, she has had much wrong. Lord Cardinal, - The willing'st sin I ever yet committed - May be absolv'd in English. - WOLSEY. Noble lady, - I am sorry my integrity should breed, - And service to his Majesty and you, - So deep suspicion, where all faith was meant - We come not by the way of accusation - To taint that honour every good tongue blesses, - Nor to betray you any way to sorrow- - You have too much, good lady; but to know - How you stand minded in the weighty difference - Between the King and you, and to deliver, - Like free and honest men, our just opinions - And comforts to your cause. - CAMPEIUS. Most honour'd madam, - My Lord of York, out of his noble nature, - Zeal and obedience he still bore your Grace, - Forgetting, like a good man, your late censure - Both of his truth and him-which was too far- - Offers, as I do, in a sign of peace, - His service and his counsel. - QUEEN KATHARINE. [Aside] To betray me.- - My lords, I thank you both for your good wins; - Ye speak like honest men-pray God ye prove so! - But how to make ye suddenly an answer, - In such a point of weight, so near mine honour, - More near my life, I fear, with my weak wit, - And to such men of gravity and learning, - In truth I know not. I was set at work - Among my maids, full little, God knows, looking - Either for such men or such business. - For her sake that I have been-for I feel - The last fit of my greatness-good your Graces, - Let me have time and counsel for my cause. - Alas, I am a woman, friendless, hopeless! - WOLSEY. Madam, you wrong the King's love with these fears; - Your hopes and friends are infinite. - QUEEN KATHARINE. In England - But little for my profit; can you think, lords, - That any Englishman dare give me counsel? - Or be a known friend, 'gainst his Highness' pleasure- - Though he be grown so desperate to be honest- - And live a subject? Nay, forsooth, my friends, - They that must weigh out my afflictions, - They that my trust must grow to, live not here; - They are, as all my other comforts, far hence, - In mine own country, lords. - CAMPEIUS. I would your Grace - Would leave your griefs, and take my counsel. - QUEEN KATHARINE. How, sir? - CAMPEIUS. Put your main cause into the King's protection; - He's loving and most gracious. 'Twill be much - Both for your honour better and your cause; - For if the trial of the law o'ertake ye - You'll part away disgrac'd. - WOLSEY. He tells you rightly. - QUEEN KATHARINE. Ye tell me what ye wish for both-my ruin. - Is this your Christian counsel? Out upon ye! - Heaven is above all yet: there sits a Judge - That no king can corrupt. - CAMPEIUS. Your rage mistakes us. - QUEEN KATHARINE. The more shame for ye; holy men I thought ye, - Upon my soul, two reverend cardinal virtues; - But cardinal sins and hollow hearts I fear ye. - Mend 'em, for shame, my lords. Is this your comfort? - The cordial that ye bring a wretched lady- - A woman lost among ye, laugh'd at, scorn'd? - I will not wish ye half my miseries: - I have more charity; but say I warned ye. - Take heed, for heaven's sake take heed, lest at once - The burden of my sorrows fall upon ye. - WOLSEY. Madam, this is a mere distraction; - You turn the good we offer into envy. - QUEEN KATHARINE. Ye turn me into nothing. Woe upon ye, - And all such false professors! Would you have me- - If you have any justice, any pity, - If ye be any thing but churchmen's habits- - Put my sick cause into his hands that hates me? - Alas! has banish'd me his bed already, - His love too long ago! I am old, my lords, - And all the fellowship I hold now with him - Is only my obedience. What can happen - To me above this wretchedness? All your studies - Make me a curse like this. - CAMPEIUS. Your fears are worse. - QUEEN KATHARINE. Have I liv'd thus long-let me speak myself, - Since virtue finds no friends-a wife, a true one? - A woman, I dare say without vain-glory, - Never yet branded with suspicion? - Have I with all my full affections - Still met the King, lov'd him next heav'n, obey'd him, - Been, out of fondness, superstitious to him, - Almost forgot my prayers to content him, - And am I thus rewarded? 'Tis not well, lords. - Bring me a constant woman to her husband, - One that ne'er dream'd a joy beyond his pleasure, - And to that woman, when she has done most, - Yet will I add an honour-a great patience. - WOLSEY. Madam, you wander from the good we aim at. - QUEEN KATHARINE. My lord, I dare not make myself so guilty, - To give up willingly that noble title - Your master wed me to: nothing but death - Shall e'er divorce my dignities. - WOLSEY. Pray hear me. - QUEEN KATHARINE. Would I had never trod this English earth, - Or felt the flatteries that grow upon it! - Ye have angels' faces, but heaven knows your hearts. - What will become of me now, wretched lady? - I am the most unhappy woman living. - [To her WOMEN] Alas, poor wenches, where are now - your fortunes? - Shipwreck'd upon a kingdom, where no pity, - No friends, no hope; no kindred weep for me; - Almost no grave allow'd me. Like the My, - That once was mistress of the field, and flourish'd, - I'll hang my head and perish. - WOLSEY. If your Grace - Could but be brought to know our ends are honest, - You'd feel more comfort. Why should we, good lady, - Upon what cause, wrong you? Alas, our places, - The way of our profession is against it; - We are to cure such sorrows, not to sow 'em. - For goodness' sake, consider what you do; - How you may hurt yourself, ay, utterly - Grow from the King's acquaintance, by this carriage. - The hearts of princes kiss obedience, - So much they love it; but to stubborn spirits - They swell and grow as terrible as storms. - I know you have a gentle, noble temper, - A soul as even as a calm. Pray think us - Those we profess, peace-makers, friends, and servants. - CAMPEIUS. Madam, you'll find it so. You wrong your virtues - With these weak women's fears. A noble spirit, - As yours was put into you, ever casts - Such doubts as false coin from it. The King loves you; - Beware you lose it not. For us, if you please - To trust us in your business, we are ready - To use our utmost studies in your service. - QUEEN KATHARINE. Do what ye will my lords; and pray - forgive me - If I have us'd myself unmannerly; - You know I am a woman, lacking wit - To make a seemly answer to such persons. - Pray do my service to his Majesty; - He has my heart yet, and shall have my prayers - While I shall have my life. Come, reverend fathers, - Bestow your counsels on me; she now begs - That little thought, when she set footing here, - She should have bought her dignities so dear. Exeunt - - - -ACT III.SCENE 2. - -London. The palace - -Enter the DUKE OF NORFOLK, the DUKE OF SUFFOLK, the EARL OF SURREY, -and the LORD CHAMBERLAIN - - NORFOLK. If you will now unite in your complaints - And force them with a constancy, the Cardinal - Cannot stand under them: if you omit - The offer of this time, I cannot promise - But that you shall sustain moe new disgraces - With these you bear already. - SURREY. I am joyful - To meet the least occasion that may give me - Remembrance of my father-in-law, the Duke, - To be reveng'd on him. - SUFFOLK. Which of the peers - Have uncontemn'd gone by him, or at least - Strangely neglected? When did he regard - The stamp of nobleness in any person - Out of himself? - CHAMBERLAIN. My lords, you speak your pleasures. - What he deserves of you and me I know; - What we can do to him-though now the time - Gives way to us-I much fear. If you cannot - Bar his access to th' King, never attempt - Anything on him; for he hath a witchcraft - Over the King in's tongue. - NORFOLK. O, fear him not! - His spell in that is out; the King hath found - Matter against him that for ever mars - The honey of his language. No, he's settled, - Not to come off, in his displeasure. - SURREY. Sir, - I should be glad to hear such news as this - Once every hour. - NORFOLK. Believe it, this is true: - In the divorce his contrary proceedings - Are all unfolded; wherein he appears - As I would wish mine enemy. - SURREY. How came - His practices to light? - SUFFOLK. Most Strangely. - SURREY. O, how, how? - SUFFOLK. The Cardinal's letters to the Pope miscarried, - And came to th' eye o' th' King; wherein was read - How that the Cardinal did entreat his Holiness - To stay the judgment o' th' divorce; for if - It did take place, 'I do' quoth he 'perceive - My king is tangled in affection to - A creature of the Queen's, Lady Anne Bullen.' - SURREY. Has the King this? - SUFFOLK. Believe it. - SURREY. Will this work? - CHAMBERLAIN. The King in this perceives him how he coasts - And hedges his own way. But in this point - All his tricks founder, and he brings his physic - After his patient's death: the King already - Hath married the fair lady. - SURREY. Would he had! - SUFFOLK. May you be happy in your wish, my lord! - For, I profess, you have it. - SURREY. Now, all my joy - Trace the conjunction! - SUFFOLK. My amen to't! - NORFOLK. An men's! - SUFFOLK. There's order given for her coronation; - Marry, this is yet but young, and may be left - To some ears unrecounted. But, my lords, - She is a gallant creature, and complete - In mind and feature. I persuade me from her - Will fall some blessing to this land, which shall - In it be memoriz'd. - SURREY. But will the King - Digest this letter of the Cardinal's? - The Lord forbid! - NORFOLK. Marry, amen! - SUFFOLK. No, no; - There be moe wasps that buzz about his nose - Will make this sting the sooner. Cardinal Campeius - Is stol'n away to Rome; hath ta'en no leave; - Has left the cause o' th' King unhandled, and - Is posted, as the agent of our Cardinal, - To second all his plot. I do assure you - The King cried 'Ha!' at this. - CHAMBERLAIN. Now, God incense him, - And let him cry 'Ha!' louder! - NORFOLK. But, my lord, - When returns Cranmer? - SUFFOLK. He is return'd in his opinions; which - Have satisfied the King for his divorce, - Together with all famous colleges - Almost in Christendom. Shortly, I believe, - His second marriage shall be publish'd, and - Her coronation. Katharine no more - Shall be call'd queen, but princess dowager - And widow to Prince Arthur. - NORFOLK. This same Cranmer's - A worthy fellow, and hath ta'en much pain - In the King's business. - SUFFOLK. He has; and we shall see him - For it an archbishop. - NORFOLK. So I hear. - SUFFOLK. 'Tis so. - - Enter WOLSEY and CROMWELL - - The Cardinal! - NORFOLK. Observe, observe, he's moody. - WOLSEY. The packet, Cromwell, - Gave't you the King? - CROMWELL. To his own hand, in's bedchamber. - WOLSEY. Look'd he o' th' inside of the paper? - CROMWELL. Presently - He did unseal them; and the first he view'd, - He did it with a serious mind; a heed - Was in his countenance. You he bade - Attend him here this morning. - WOLSEY. Is he ready - To come abroad? - CROMWELL. I think by this he is. - WOLSEY. Leave me awhile. Exit CROMWELL - [Aside] It shall be to the Duchess of Alencon, - The French King's sister; he shall marry her. - Anne Bullen! No, I'll no Anne Bullens for him; - There's more in't than fair visage. Bullen! - No, we'll no Bullens. Speedily I wish - To hear from Rome. The Marchioness of Pembroke! - NORFOLK. He's discontented. - SUFFOLK. May be he hears the King - Does whet his anger to him. - SURREY. Sharp enough, - Lord, for thy justice! - WOLSEY. [Aside] The late Queen's gentlewoman, a knight's - daughter, - To be her mistress' mistress! The Queen's queen! - This candle burns not clear. 'Tis I must snuff it; - Then out it goes. What though I know her virtuous - And well deserving? Yet I know her for - A spleeny Lutheran; and not wholesome to - Our cause that she should lie i' th' bosom of - Our hard-rul'd King. Again, there is sprung up - An heretic, an arch one, Cranmer; one - Hath crawl'd into the favour of the King, - And is his oracle. - NORFOLK. He is vex'd at something. - - Enter the KING, reading of a schedule, and LOVELL - - SURREY. I would 'twere something that would fret the string, - The master-cord on's heart! - SUFFOLK. The King, the King! - KING. What piles of wealth hath he accumulated - To his own portion! And what expense by th' hour - Seems to flow from him! How, i' th' name of thrift, - Does he rake this together?-Now, my lords, - Saw you the Cardinal? - NORFOLK. My lord, we have - Stood here observing him. Some strange commotion - Is in his brain: he bites his lip and starts, - Stops on a sudden, looks upon the ground, - Then lays his finger on his temple; straight - Springs out into fast gait; then stops again, - Strikes his breast hard; and anon he casts - His eye against the moon. In most strange postures - We have seen him set himself. - KING. It may well be - There is a mutiny in's mind. This morning - Papers of state he sent me to peruse, - As I requir'd; and wot you what I found - There-on my conscience, put unwittingly? - Forsooth, an inventory, thus importing - The several parcels of his plate, his treasure, - Rich stuffs, and ornaments of household; which - I find at such proud rate that it outspeaks - Possession of a subject. - NORFOLK. It's heaven's will; - Some spirit put this paper in the packet - To bless your eye withal. - KING. If we did think - His contemplation were above the earth - And fix'd on spiritual object, he should still - dwell in his musings; but I am afraid - His thinkings are below the moon, not worth - His serious considering. - [The KING takes his seat and whispers LOVELL, - who goes to the CARDINAL] - WOLSEY. Heaven forgive me! - Ever God bless your Highness! - KING. Good, my lord, - You are full of heavenly stuff, and bear the inventory - Of your best graces in your mind; the which - You were now running o'er. You have scarce time - To steal from spiritual leisure a brief span - To keep your earthly audit; sure, in that - I deem you an ill husband, and am glad - To have you therein my companion. - WOLSEY. Sir, - For holy offices I have a time; a time - To think upon the part of business which - I bear i' th' state; and nature does require - Her times of preservation, which perforce - I, her frail son, amongst my brethren mortal, - Must give my tendance to. - KING. You have said well. - WOLSEY. And ever may your Highness yoke together, - As I will lend you cause, my doing well - With my well saying! - KING. 'Tis well said again; - And 'tis a kind of good deed to say well; - And yet words are no deeds. My father lov'd you: - He said he did; and with his deed did crown - His word upon you. Since I had my office - I have kept you next my heart; have not alone - Employ'd you where high profits might come home, - But par'd my present havings to bestow - My bounties upon you. - WOLSEY. [Aside] What should this mean? - SURREY. [Aside] The Lord increase this business! - KING. Have I not made you - The prime man of the state? I pray you tell me - If what I now pronounce you have found true; - And, if you may confess it, say withal - If you are bound to us or no. What say you? - WOLSEY. My sovereign, I confess your royal graces, - Show'r'd on me daily, have been more than could - My studied purposes requite; which went - Beyond all man's endeavours. My endeavours, - Have ever come too short of my desires, - Yet fil'd with my abilities; mine own ends - Have been mine so that evermore they pointed - To th' good of your most sacred person and - The profit of the state. For your great graces - Heap'd upon me, poor undeserver, I - Can nothing render but allegiant thanks; - My pray'rs to heaven for you; my loyalty, - Which ever has and ever shall be growing, - Till death, that winter, kill it. - KING. Fairly answer'd! - A loyal and obedient subject is - Therein illustrated; the honour of it - Does pay the act of it, as, i' th' contrary, - The foulness is the punishment. I presume - That, as my hand has open'd bounty to you, - My heart dropp'd love, my pow'r rain'd honour, more - On you than any, so your hand and heart, - Your brain, and every function of your power, - Should, notwithstanding that your bond of duty, - As 'twere in love's particular, be more - To me, your friend, than any. - WOLSEY. I do profess - That for your Highness' good I ever labour'd - More than mine own; that am, have, and will be- - Though all the world should crack their duty to you, - And throw it from their soul; though perils did - Abound as thick as thought could make 'em, and - Appear in forms more horrid-yet my duty, - As doth a rock against the chiding flood, - Should the approach of this wild river break, - And stand unshaken yours. - KING. 'Tis nobly spoken. - Take notice, lords, he has a loyal breast, - For you have seen him open 't. Read o'er this; - [Giving him papers] - And after, this; and then to breakfast with - What appetite you have. - Exit the KING, frowning upon the CARDINAL; the NOBLES - throng after him, smiling and whispering - WOLSEY. What should this mean? - What sudden anger's this? How have I reap'd it? - He parted frowning from me, as if ruin - Leap'd from his eyes; so looks the chafed lion - Upon the daring huntsman that has gall'd him- - Then makes him nothing. I must read this paper; - I fear, the story of his anger. 'Tis so; - This paper has undone me. 'Tis th' account - Of all that world of wealth I have drawn together - For mine own ends; indeed to gain the popedom, - And fee my friends in Rome. O negligence, - Fit for a fool to fall by! What cross devil - Made me put this main secret in the packet - I sent the King? Is there no way to cure this? - No new device to beat this from his brains? - I know 'twill stir him strongly; yet I know - A way, if it take right, in spite of fortune, - Will bring me off again. What's this? 'To th' Pope.' - The letter, as I live, with all the business - I writ to's Holiness. Nay then, farewell! - I have touch'd the highest point of all my greatness, - And from that full meridian of my glory - I haste now to my setting. I shall fall - Like a bright exhalation in the evening, - And no man see me more. - - Re-enter to WOLSEY the DUKES OF NORFOLK and - SUFFOLK, the EARL OF SURREY, and the LORD - CHAMBERLAIN - - NORFOLK. Hear the King's pleasure, Cardinal, who commands you - To render up the great seal presently - Into our hands, and to confine yourself - To Asher House, my Lord of Winchester's, - Till you hear further from his Highness. - WOLSEY. Stay: - Where's your commission, lords? Words cannot carry - Authority so weighty. - SUFFOLK. Who dares cross 'em, - Bearing the King's will from his mouth expressly? - WOLSEY. Till I find more than will or words to do it- - I mean your malice-know, officious lords, - I dare and must deny it. Now I feel - Of what coarse metal ye are moulded-envy; - How eagerly ye follow my disgraces, - As if it fed ye; and how sleek and wanton - Ye appear in every thing may bring my ruin! - Follow your envious courses, men of malice; - You have Christian warrant for 'em, and no doubt - In time will find their fit rewards. That seal - You ask with such a violence, the King- - Mine and your master-with his own hand gave me; - Bade me enjoy it, with the place and honours, - During my life; and, to confirm his goodness, - Tied it by letters-patents. Now, who'll take it? - SURREY. The King, that gave it. - WOLSEY. It must be himself then. - SURREY. Thou art a proud traitor, priest. - WOLSEY. Proud lord, thou liest. - Within these forty hours Surrey durst better - Have burnt that tongue than said so. - SURREY. Thy ambition, - Thou scarlet sin, robb'd this bewailing land - Of noble Buckingham, my father-in-law. - The heads of all thy brother cardinals, - With thee and all thy best parts bound together, - Weigh'd not a hair of his. Plague of your policy! - You sent me deputy for Ireland; - Far from his succour, from the King, from all - That might have mercy on the fault thou gav'st him; - Whilst your great goodness, out of holy pity, - Absolv'd him with an axe. - WOLSEY. This, and all else - This talking lord can lay upon my credit, - I answer is most false. The Duke by law - Found his deserts; how innocent I was - From any private malice in his end, - His noble jury and foul cause can witness. - If I lov'd many words, lord, I should tell you - You have as little honesty as honour, - That in the way of loyalty and truth - Toward the King, my ever royal master, - Dare mate a sounder man than Surrey can be - And an that love his follies. - SURREY. By my soul, - Your long coat, priest, protects you; thou shouldst feel - My sword i' the life-blood of thee else. My lords - Can ye endure to hear this arrogance? - And from this fellow? If we live thus tamely, - To be thus jaded by a piece of scarlet, - Farewell nobility! Let his Grace go forward - And dare us with his cap like larks. - WOLSEY. All goodness - Is poison to thy stomach. - SURREY. Yes, that goodness - Of gleaning all the land's wealth into one, - Into your own hands, Cardinal, by extortion; - The goodness of your intercepted packets - You writ to th' Pope against the King; your goodness, - Since you provoke me, shall be most notorious. - My Lord of Norfolk, as you are truly noble, - As you respect the common good, the state - Of our despis'd nobility, our issues, - Whom, if he live, will scarce be gentlemen- - Produce the grand sum of his sins, the articles - Collected from his life. I'll startle you - Worse than the sacring bell, when the brown wench - Lay kissing in your arms, Lord Cardinal. - WOLSEY. How much, methinks, I could despise this man, - But that I am bound in charity against it! - NORFOLK. Those articles, my lord, are in the King's hand; - But, thus much, they are foul ones. - WOLSEY. So much fairer - And spotless shall mine innocence arise, - When the King knows my truth. - SURREY. This cannot save you. - I thank my memory I yet remember - Some of these articles; and out they shall. - Now, if you can blush and cry guilty, Cardinal, - You'll show a little honesty. - WOLSEY. Speak on, sir; - I dare your worst objections. If I blush, - It is to see a nobleman want manners. - SURREY. I had rather want those than my head. Have at you! - First, that without the King's assent or knowledge - You wrought to be a legate; by which power - You maim'd the jurisdiction of all bishops. - NORFOLK. Then, that in all you writ to Rome, or else - To foreign princes, 'Ego et Rex meus' - Was still inscrib'd; in which you brought the King - To be your servant. - SUFFOLK. Then, that without the knowledge - Either of King or Council, when you went - Ambassador to the Emperor, you made bold - To carry into Flanders the great seal. - SURREY. Item, you sent a large commission - To Gregory de Cassado, to conclude, - Without the King's will or the state's allowance, - A league between his Highness and Ferrara. - SUFFOLK. That out of mere ambition you have caus'd - Your holy hat to be stamp'd on the King's coin. - SURREY. Then, that you have sent innumerable substance, - By what means got I leave to your own conscience, - To furnish Rome and to prepare the ways - You have for dignities, to the mere undoing - Of all the kingdom. Many more there are, - Which, since they are of you, and odious, - I will not taint my mouth with. - CHAMBERLAIN. O my lord, - Press not a falling man too far! 'Tis virtue. - His faults lie open to the laws; let them, - Not you, correct him. My heart weeps to see him - So little of his great self. - SURREY. I forgive him. - SUFFOLK. Lord Cardinal, the King's further pleasure is- - Because all those things you have done of late, - By your power legatine within this kingdom, - Fall into th' compass of a praemunire- - That therefore such a writ be sued against you: - To forfeit all your goods, lands, tenements, - Chattels, and whatsoever, and to be - Out of the King's protection. This is my charge. - NORFOLK. And so we'll leave you to your meditations - How to live better. For your stubborn answer - About the giving back the great seal to us, - The King shall know it, and, no doubt, shall thank you. - So fare you well, my little good Lord Cardinal. - Exeunt all but WOLSEY - WOLSEY. So farewell to the little good you bear me. - Farewell, a long farewell, to all my greatness! - This is the state of man: to-day he puts forth - The tender leaves of hopes; to-morrow blossoms - And bears his blushing honours thick upon him; - The third day comes a frost, a killing frost, - And when he thinks, good easy man, full surely - His greatness is a-ripening, nips his root, - And then he falls, as I do. I have ventur'd, - Like little wanton boys that swim on bladders, - This many summers in a sea of glory; - But far beyond my depth. My high-blown pride - At length broke under me, and now has left me, - Weary and old with service, to the mercy - Of a rude stream, that must for ever hide me. - Vain pomp and glory of this world, I hate ye; - I feel my heart new open'd. O, how wretched - Is that poor man that hangs on princes' favours! - There is betwixt that smile we would aspire to, - That sweet aspect of princes, and their ruin - More pangs and fears than wars or women have; - And when he falls, he falls like Lucifer, - Never to hope again. - - Enter CROMWELL, standing amazed - - Why, how now, Cromwell! - CROMWELL. I have no power to speak, sir. - WOLSEY. What, amaz'd - At my misfortunes? Can thy spirit wonder - A great man should decline? Nay, an you weep, - I am fall'n indeed. - CROMWELL. How does your Grace? - WOLSEY. Why, well; - Never so truly happy, my good Cromwell. - I know myself now, and I feel within me - A peace above all earthly dignities, - A still and quiet conscience. The King has cur'd me, - I humbly thank his Grace; and from these shoulders, - These ruin'd pillars, out of pity, taken - A load would sink a navy-too much honour. - O, 'tis a burden, Cromwell, 'tis a burden - Too heavy for a man that hopes for heaven! - CROMWELL. I am glad your Grace has made that right use of it. - WOLSEY. I hope I have. I am able now, methinks, - Out of a fortitude of soul I feel, - To endure more miseries and greater far - Than my weak-hearted enemies dare offer. - What news abroad? - CROMWELL. The heaviest and the worst - Is your displeasure with the King. - WOLSEY. God bless him! - CROMWELL. The next is that Sir Thomas More is chosen - Lord Chancellor in your place. - WOLSEY. That's somewhat sudden. - But he's a learned man. May he continue - Long in his Highness' favour, and do justice - For truth's sake and his conscience; that his bones - When he has run his course and sleeps in blessings, - May have a tomb of orphans' tears wept on him! - What more? - CROMWELL. That Cranmer is return'd with welcome, - Install'd Lord Archbishop of Canterbury. - WOLSEY. That's news indeed. - CROMWELL. Last, that the Lady Anne, - Whom the King hath in secrecy long married, - This day was view'd in open as his queen, - Going to chapel; and the voice is now - Only about her coronation. - WOLSEY. There was the weight that pull'd me down. - O Cromwell, - The King has gone beyond me. All my glories - In that one woman I have lost for ever. - No sun shall ever usher forth mine honours, - Or gild again the noble troops that waited - Upon my smiles. Go get thee from me, Cromwell; - I am a poor fall'n man, unworthy now - To be thy lord and master. Seek the King; - That sun, I pray, may never set! I have told him - What and how true thou art. He will advance thee; - Some little memory of me will stir him- - I know his noble nature-not to let - Thy hopeful service perish too. Good Cromwell, - Neglect him not; make use now, and provide - For thine own future safety. - CROMWELL. O my lord, - Must I then leave you? Must I needs forgo - So good, so noble, and so true a master? - Bear witness, all that have not hearts of iron, - With what a sorrow Cromwell leaves his lord. - The King shall have my service; but my prayers - For ever and for ever shall be yours. - WOLSEY. Cromwell, I did not think to shed a tear - In all my miseries; but thou hast forc'd me, - Out of thy honest truth, to play the woman. - Let's dry our eyes; and thus far hear me, Cromwell, - And when I am forgotten, as I shall be, - And sleep in dull cold marble, where no mention - Of me more must be heard of, say I taught thee- - Say Wolsey, that once trod the ways of glory, - And sounded all the depths and shoals of honour, - Found thee a way, out of his wreck, to rise in- - A sure and safe one, though thy master miss'd it. - Mark but my fall and that that ruin'd me. - Cromwell, I charge thee, fling away ambition: - By that sin fell the angels. How can man then, - The image of his Maker, hope to win by it? - Love thyself last; cherish those hearts that hate thee; - Corruption wins not more than honesty. - Still in thy right hand carry gentle peace - To silence envious tongues. Be just, and fear not; - Let all the ends thou aim'st at be thy country's, - Thy God's, and truth's; then, if thou fall'st, O Cromwell, - Thou fall'st a blessed martyr! - Serve the King, and-prithee lead me in. - There take an inventory of all I have - To the last penny; 'tis the King's. My robe, - And my integrity to heaven, is all - I dare now call mine own. O Cromwell, Cromwell! - Had I but serv'd my God with half the zeal - I serv'd my King, he would not in mine age - Have left me naked to mine enemies. - CROMWELL. Good sir, have patience. - WOLSEY. So I have. Farewell - The hopes of court! My hopes in heaven do dwell. 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But that time offer'd - sorrow; - This, general joy. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. 'Tis well. The citizens, - I am sure, have shown at full their royal minds- - As, let 'em have their rights, they are ever forward- - In celebration of this day with shows, - Pageants, and sights of honour. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Never greater, - Nor, I'll assure you, better taken, sir. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. May I be bold to ask what that contains, - That paper in your hand? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Yes; 'tis the list - Of those that claim their offices this day, - By custom of the coronation. - The Duke of Suffolk is the first, and claims - To be High Steward; next, the Duke of Norfolk, - He to be Earl Marshal. You may read the rest. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. I thank you, sir; had I not known - those customs, - I should have been beholding to your paper. - But, I beseech you, what's become of Katharine, - The Princess Dowager? How goes her business? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. That I can tell you too. The Archbishop - Of Canterbury, accompanied with other - Learned and reverend fathers of his order, - Held a late court at Dunstable, six miles of - From Ampthill, where the Princess lay; to which - She was often cited by them, but appear'd not. - And, to be short, for not appearance and - The King's late scruple, by the main assent - Of all these learned men, she was divorc'd, - And the late marriage made of none effect; - Since which she was removed to Kimbolton, - Where she remains now sick. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Alas, good lady! [Trumpets] - The trumpets sound. Stand close, the Queen is coming. -[Hautboys] - - THE ORDER OF THE CORONATION. - - 1. A lively flourish of trumpets. - 2. Then two JUDGES. - 3. LORD CHANCELLOR, with purse and mace before him. - 4. CHORISTERS singing. [Music] - 5. MAYOR OF LONDON, bearing the mace. Then GARTER, in - his coat of arms, and on his head he wore a gilt copper - crown. - 6. MARQUIS DORSET, bearing a sceptre of gold, on his head a - demi-coronal of gold. With him, the EARL OF SURREY, - bearing the rod of silver with the dove, crowned with an - earl's coronet. Collars of Esses. - 7. DUKE OF SUFFOLK, in his robe of estate, his coronet on - his head, bearing a long white wand, as High Steward. - With him, the DUKE OF NORFOLK, with the rod of - marshalship, a coronet on his head. Collars of Esses. - 8. A canopy borne by four of the CINQUE-PORTS; under it - the QUEEN in her robe; in her hair richly adorned with - pearl, crowned. On each side her, the BISHOPS OF LONDON - and WINCHESTER. - 9. The old DUCHESS OF NORFOLK, in a coronal of gold - wrought with flowers, bearing the QUEEN'S train. - 10. Certain LADIES or COUNTESSES, with plain circlets of gold - without flowers. - - Exeunt, first passing over the stage in order and state, - and then a great flourish of trumpets - - SECOND GENTLEMAN. A royal train, believe me. These know. - Who's that that bears the sceptre? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Marquis Dorset; - And that the Earl of Surrey, with the rod. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. A bold brave gentleman. That should be - The Duke of Suffolk? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. 'Tis the same-High Steward. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. And that my Lord of Norfolk? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Yes. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. [Looking on the QUEEN] Heaven - bless thee! - Thou hast the sweetest face I ever look'd on. - Sir, as I have a soul, she is an angel; - Our king has all the Indies in his arms, - And more and richer, when he strains that lady; - I cannot blame his conscience. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. They that bear - The cloth of honour over her are four barons - Of the Cinque-ports. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Those men are happy; and so are all - are near her. - I take it she that carries up the train - Is that old noble lady, Duchess of Norfolk. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. It is; and all the rest are countesses. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Their coronets say so. These are stars indeed, - And sometimes falling ones. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. No more of that. - Exit Procession, with a great flourish of trumpets - - Enter a third GENTLEMAN - - God save you, sir! Where have you been broiling? - THIRD GENTLEMAN. Among the crowds i' th' Abbey, where a finger - Could not be wedg'd in more; I am stifled - With the mere rankness of their joy. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. You saw - The ceremony? - THIRD GENTLEMAN. That I did. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. How was it? - THIRD GENTLEMAN. Well worth the seeing. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Good sir, speak it to us. - THIRD GENTLEMAN. As well as I am able. The rich stream - Of lords and ladies, having brought the Queen - To a prepar'd place in the choir, fell of - A distance from her, while her Grace sat down - To rest awhile, some half an hour or so, - In a rich chair of state, opposing freely - The beauty of her person to the people. - Believe me, sir, she is the goodliest woman - That ever lay by man; which when the people - Had the full view of, such a noise arose - As the shrouds make at sea in a stiff tempest, - As loud, and to as many tunes; hats, cloaks- - Doublets, I think-flew up, and had their faces - Been loose, this day they had been lost. Such joy - I never saw before. Great-bellied women, - That had not half a week to go, like rams - In the old time of war, would shake the press, - And make 'em reel before 'em. No man living - Could say 'This is my wife' there, all were woven - So strangely in one piece. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. But what follow'd? - THIRD GENTLEMAN. At length her Grace rose, and with - modest paces - Came to the altar, where she kneel'd, and saintlike - Cast her fair eyes to heaven, and pray'd devoutly. - Then rose again, and bow'd her to the people; - When by the Archbishop of Canterbury - She had all the royal makings of a queen: - As holy oil, Edward Confessor's crown, - The rod, and bird of peace, and all such emblems - Laid nobly on her; which perform'd, the choir, - With all the choicest music of the kingdom, - Together sung 'Te Deum.' So she parted, - And with the same full state pac'd back again - To York Place, where the feast is held. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Sir, - You must no more call it York Place: that's past: - For since the Cardinal fell that title's lost. - 'Tis now the King's, and called Whitehall. - THIRD GENTLEMAN. I know it; - But 'tis so lately alter'd that the old name - Is fresh about me. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. What two reverend bishops - Were those that went on each side of the Queen? - THIRD GENTLEMAN. Stokesly and Gardiner: the one of Winchester, - Newly preferr'd from the King's secretary; - The other, London. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. He of Winchester - Is held no great good lover of the Archbishop's, - The virtuous Cranmer. - THIRD GENTLEMAN. All the land knows that; - However, yet there is no great breach. When it comes, - Cranmer will find a friend will not shrink from him. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Who may that be, I pray you? - THIRD GENTLEMAN. Thomas Cromwell, - A man in much esteem with th' King, and truly - A worthy friend. The King has made him Master - O' th' jewel House, - And one, already, of the Privy Council. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. He will deserve more. - THIRD GENTLEMAN. Yes, without all doubt. - Come, gentlemen, ye shall go my way, which - Is to th' court, and there ye shall be my guests: - Something I can command. As I walk thither, - I'll tell ye more. - BOTH. You may command us, sir. Exeunt - - - - -ACT IV. SCENE 2. - -Kimbolton - -Enter KATHARINE, Dowager, sick; led between GRIFFITH, her Gentleman Usher, -and PATIENCE, her woman - - GRIFFITH. How does your Grace? - KATHARINE. O Griffith, sick to death! - My legs like loaden branches bow to th' earth, - Willing to leave their burden. Reach a chair. - So-now, methinks, I feel a little ease. - Didst thou not tell me, Griffith, as thou led'st me, - That the great child of honour, Cardinal Wolsey, - Was dead? - GRIFFITH. Yes, madam; but I think your Grace, - Out of the pain you suffer'd, gave no ear to't. - KATHARINE. Prithee, good Griffith, tell me how he died. - If well, he stepp'd before me, happily, - For my example. - GRIFFITH. Well, the voice goes, madam; - For after the stout Earl Northumberland - Arrested him at York and brought him forward, - As a man sorely tainted, to his answer, - He fell sick suddenly, and grew so ill - He could not sit his mule. - KATHARINE. Alas, poor man! - GRIFFITH. At last, with easy roads, he came to Leicester, - Lodg'd in the abbey; where the reverend abbot, - With all his covent, honourably receiv'd him; - To whom he gave these words: 'O father Abbot, - An old man, broken with the storms of state, - Is come to lay his weary bones among ye; - Give him a little earth for charity!' - So went to bed; where eagerly his sickness - Pursu'd him still And three nights after this, - About the hour of eight-which he himself - Foretold should be his last-full of repentance, - Continual meditations, tears, and sorrows, - He gave his honours to the world again, - His blessed part to heaven, and slept in peace. - KATHARINE. So may he rest; his faults lie gently on him! - Yet thus far, Griffith, give me leave to speak him, - And yet with charity. He was a man - Of an unbounded stomach, ever ranking - Himself with princes; one that, by suggestion, - Tied all the kingdom. Simony was fair play; - His own opinion was his law. I' th' presence - He would say untruths, and be ever double - Both in his words and meaning. He was never, - But where he meant to ruin, pitiful. - His promises were, as he then was, mighty; - But his performance, as he is now, nothing. - Of his own body he was ill, and gave - The clergy ill example. - GRIFFITH. Noble madam, - Men's evil manners live in brass: their virtues - We write in water. May it please your Highness - To hear me speak his good now? - KATHARINE. Yes, good Griffith; - I were malicious else. - GRIFFITH. This Cardinal, - Though from an humble stock, undoubtedly - Was fashion'd to much honour from his cradle. - He was a scholar, and a ripe and good one; - Exceeding wise, fair-spoken, and persuading; - Lofty and sour to them that lov'd him not, - But to those men that sought him sweet as summer. - And though he were unsatisfied in getting- - Which was a sin-yet in bestowing, madam, - He was most princely: ever witness for him - Those twins of learning that he rais'd in you, - Ipswich and Oxford! One of which fell with him, - Unwilling to outlive the good that did it; - The other, though unfinish'd, yet so famous, - So excellent in art, and still so rising, - That Christendom shall ever speak his virtue. - His overthrow heap'd happiness upon him; - For then, and not till then, he felt himself, - And found the blessedness of being little. - And, to add greater honours to his age - Than man could give him, he died fearing God. - KATHARINE. After my death I wish no other herald, - No other speaker of my living actions, - To keep mine honour from corruption, - But such an honest chronicler as Griffith. - Whom I most hated living, thou hast made me, - With thy religious truth and modesty, - Now in his ashes honour. Peace be with him! - patience, be near me still, and set me lower: - I have not long to trouble thee. Good Griffith, - Cause the musicians play me that sad note - I nam'd my knell, whilst I sit meditating - On that celestial harmony I go to. - [Sad and solemn music] - GRIFFITH. She is asleep. Good wench, let's sit down quiet, - For fear we wake her. Softly, gentle Patience. - - THE VISION. - - Enter, solemnly tripping one after another, six - PERSONAGES clad in white robes, wearing on their - heads garlands of bays, and golden vizards on their - faces; branches of bays or palm in their hands. They - first congee unto her, then dance; and, at certain - changes, the first two hold a spare garland over her - head, at which the other four make reverent curtsies. - Then the two that held the garland deliver the - same to the other next two, who observe the same - order in their changes, and holding the garland over - her head; which done, they deliver the same garland - to the last two, who likewise observe the same order; - at which, as it were by inspiration, she makes - in her sleep signs of rejoicing, and holdeth up her - hands to heaven. And so in their dancing vanish, - carrying the garland with them. The music continues - - KATHARINE. Spirits of peace, where are ye? Are ye all gone? - And leave me here in wretchedness behind ye? - GRIFFITH. Madam, we are here. - KATHARINE. It is not you I call for. - Saw ye none enter since I slept? - GRIFFITH. None, madam. - KATHARINE. No? Saw you not, even now, a blessed troop - Invite me to a banquet; whose bright faces - Cast thousand beams upon me, like the sun? - They promis'd me eternal happiness, - And brought me garlands, Griffith, which I feel - I am not worthy yet to wear. I shall, assuredly. - GRIFFITH. I am most joyful, madam, such good dreams - Possess your fancy. - KATHARINE. Bid the music leave, - They are harsh and heavy to me. [Music ceases] - PATIENCE. Do you note - How much her Grace is alter'd on the sudden? - How long her face is drawn! How pale she looks, - And of an earthly cold! Mark her eyes. - GRIFFITH. She is going, wench. Pray, pray. - PATIENCE. Heaven comfort her! - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. An't like your Grace- - KATHARINE. You are a saucy fellow. - Deserve we no more reverence? - GRIFFITH. You are to blame, - Knowing she will not lose her wonted greatness, - To use so rude behaviour. Go to, kneel. - MESSENGER. I humbly do entreat your Highness' pardon; - My haste made me unmannerly. There is staying - A gentleman, sent from the King, to see you. - KATHARINE. Admit him entrance, Griffith; but this fellow - Let me ne'er see again. Exit MESSENGER - - Enter LORD CAPUCIUS - - If my sight fail not, - You should be Lord Ambassador from the Emperor, - My royal nephew, and your name Capucius. - CAPUCIUS. Madam, the same-your servant. - KATHARINE. O, my Lord, - The times and titles now are alter'd strangely - With me since first you knew me. But, I pray you, - What is your pleasure with me? - CAPUCIUS. Noble lady, - First, mine own service to your Grace; the next, - The King's request that I would visit you, - Who grieves much for your weakness, and by me - Sends you his princely commendations - And heartily entreats you take good comfort. - KATHARINE. O my good lord, that comfort comes too late, - 'Tis like a pardon after execution: - That gentle physic, given in time, had cur'd me; - But now I am past all comforts here, but prayers. - How does his Highness? - CAPUCIUS. Madam, in good health. - KATHARINE. So may he ever do! and ever flourish - When I shall dwell with worms, and my poor name - Banish'd the kingdom! Patience, is that letter - I caus'd you write yet sent away? - PATIENCE. No, madam. [Giving it to KATHARINE] - KATHARINE. Sir, I most humbly pray you to deliver - This to my lord the King. - CAPUCIUS. Most willing, madam. - KATHARINE. In which I have commended to his goodness - The model of our chaste loves, his young daughter- - The dews of heaven fall thick in blessings on her!- - Beseeching him to give her virtuous breeding- - She is young, and of a noble modest nature; - I hope she will deserve well-and a little - To love her for her mother's sake, that lov'd him, - Heaven knows how dearly. My next poor petition - Is that his noble Grace would have some pity - Upon my wretched women that so long - Have follow'd both my fortunes faithfully; - Of which there is not one, I dare avow- - And now I should not lie-but will deserve, - For virtue and true beauty of the soul, - For honesty and decent carriage, - A right good husband, let him be a noble; - And sure those men are happy that shall have 'em. - The last is for my men-they are the poorest, - But poverty could never draw 'em from me- - That they may have their wages duly paid 'em, - And something over to remember me by. - If heaven had pleas'd to have given me longer life - And able means, we had not parted thus. - These are the whole contents; and, good my lord, - By that you love the dearest in this world, - As you wish Christian peace to souls departed, - Stand these poor people's friend, and urge the King - To do me this last right. - CAPUCIUS. By heaven, I will, - Or let me lose the fashion of a man! - KATHARINE. I thank you, honest lord. Remember me - In all humility unto his Highness; - Say his long trouble now is passing - Out of this world. Tell him in death I bless'd him, - For so I will. Mine eyes grow dim. Farewell, - My lord. Griffith, farewell. Nay, Patience, - You must not leave me yet. I must to bed; - Call in more women. When I am dead, good wench, - Let me be us'd with honour; strew me over - With maiden flowers, that all the world may know - I was a chaste wife to my grave. Embalm me, - Then lay me forth; although unqueen'd, yet like - A queen, and daughter to a king, inter me. - I can no more. Exeunt, leading KATHARINE - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE 1. - -London. A gallery in the palace - -Enter GARDINER, BISHOP OF WINCHESTER, a PAGE with a torch before him, -met by SIR THOMAS LOVELL - - GARDINER. It's one o'clock, boy, is't not? - BOY. It hath struck. - GARDINER. These should be hours for necessities, - Not for delights; times to repair our nature - With comforting repose, and not for us - To waste these times. Good hour of night, Sir Thomas! - Whither so late? - LOVELL. Came you from the King, my lord? - GARDINER. I did, Sir Thomas, and left him at primero - With the Duke of Suffolk. - LOVELL. I must to him too, - Before he go to bed. I'll take my leave. - GARDINER. Not yet, Sir Thomas Lovell. What's the matter? - It seems you are in haste. An if there be - No great offence belongs to't, give your friend - Some touch of your late business. Affairs that walk- - As they say spirits do-at midnight, have - In them a wilder nature than the business - That seeks despatch by day. - LOVELL. My lord, I love you; - And durst commend a secret to your ear - Much weightier than this work. The Queen's in labour, - They say in great extremity, and fear'd - She'll with the labour end. - GARDINER. The fruit she goes with - I pray for heartily, that it may find - Good time, and live; but for the stock, Sir Thomas, - I wish it grubb'd up now. - LOVELL. Methinks I could - Cry thee amen; and yet my conscience says - She's a good creature, and, sweet lady, does - Deserve our better wishes. - GARDINER. But, sir, sir- - Hear me, Sir Thomas. Y'are a gentleman - Of mine own way; I know you wise, religious; - And, let me tell you, it will ne'er be well- - 'Twill not, Sir Thomas Lovell, take't of me- - Till Cranmer, Cromwell, her two hands, and she, - Sleep in their graves. - LOVELL. Now, sir, you speak of two - The most remark'd i' th' kingdom. As for Cromwell, - Beside that of the Jewel House, is made Master - O' th' Rolls, and the King's secretary; further, sir, - Stands in the gap and trade of moe preferments, - With which the time will load him. Th' Archbishop - Is the King's hand and tongue, and who dare speak - One syllable against him? - GARDINER. Yes, yes, Sir Thomas, - There are that dare; and I myself have ventur'd - To speak my mind of him; and indeed this day, - Sir-I may tell it you-I think I have - Incens'd the lords o' th' Council, that he is- - For so I know he is, they know he is- - A most arch heretic, a pestilence - That does infect the land; with which they moved - Have broken with the King, who hath so far - Given ear to our complaint-of his great grace - And princely care, foreseeing those fell mischiefs - Our reasons laid before him-hath commanded - To-morrow morning to the Council board - He be convented. He's a rank weed, Sir Thomas, - And we must root him out. From your affairs - I hinder you too long-good night, Sir Thomas. - LOVELL. Many good nights, my lord; I rest your servant. - Exeunt GARDINER and PAGE - - Enter the KING and the DUKE OF SUFFOLK - - KING. Charles, I will play no more to-night; - My mind's not on't; you are too hard for me. - SUFFOLK. Sir, I did never win of you before. - KING. But little, Charles; - Nor shall not, when my fancy's on my play. - Now, Lovell, from the Queen what is the news? - LOVELL. I could not personally deliver to her - What you commanded me, but by her woman - I sent your message; who return'd her thanks - In the great'st humbleness, and desir'd your Highness - Most heartily to pray for her. - KING. What say'st thou, ha? - To pray for her? What, is she crying out? - LOVELL. So said her woman; and that her suff'rance made - Almost each pang a death. - KING. Alas, good lady! - SUFFOLK. God safely quit her of her burden, and - With gentle travail, to the gladding of - Your Highness with an heir! - KING. 'Tis midnight, Charles; - Prithee to bed; and in thy pray'rs remember - Th' estate of my poor queen. Leave me alone, - For I must think of that which company - Will not be friendly to. - SUFFOLK. I wish your Highness - A quiet night, and my good mistress will - Remember in my prayers. - KING. Charles, good night. Exit SUFFOLK - - Enter SIR ANTHONY DENNY - - Well, sir, what follows? - DENNY. Sir, I have brought my lord the Archbishop, - As you commanded me. - KING. Ha! Canterbury? - DENNY. Ay, my good lord. - KING. 'Tis true. Where is he, Denny? - DENNY. He attends your Highness' pleasure. - KING. Bring him to us. Exit DENNY - LOVELL. [Aside] This is about that which the bishop spake. - I am happily come hither. - - Re-enter DENNY, With CRANMER - - KING. Avoid the gallery. [LOVELL seems to stay] - Ha! I have said. Be gone. - What! Exeunt LOVELL and DENNY - CRANMER. [Aside] I am fearful-wherefore frowns he thus? - 'Tis his aspect of terror. All's not well. - KING. How now, my lord? You do desire to know - Wherefore I sent for you. - CRANMER. [Kneeling] It is my duty - T'attend your Highness' pleasure. - KING. Pray you, arise, - My good and gracious Lord of Canterbury. - Come, you and I must walk a turn together; - I have news to tell you; come, come, me your hand. - Ah, my good lord, I grieve at what I speak, - And am right sorry to repeat what follows. - I have, and most unwillingly, of late - Heard many grievous-I do say, my lord, - Grievous-complaints of you; which, being consider'd, - Have mov'd us and our Council that you shall - This morning come before us; where I know - You cannot with such freedom purge yourself - But that, till further trial in those charges - Which will require your answer, you must take - Your patience to you and be well contented - To make your house our Tow'r. You a brother of us, - It fits we thus proceed, or else no witness - Would come against you. - CRANMER. I humbly thank your Highness - And am right glad to catch this good occasion - Most throughly to be winnowed where my chaff - And corn shall fly asunder; for I know - There's none stands under more calumnious tongues - Than I myself, poor man. - KING. Stand up, good Canterbury; - Thy truth and thy integrity is rooted - In us, thy friend. Give me thy hand, stand up; - Prithee let's walk. Now, by my holidame, - What manner of man are you? My lord, I look'd - You would have given me your petition that - I should have ta'en some pains to bring together - Yourself and your accusers, and to have heard you - Without indurance further. - CRANMER. Most dread liege, - The good I stand on is my truth and honesty; - If they shall fail, I with mine enemies - Will triumph o'er my person; which I weigh not, - Being of those virtues vacant. I fear nothing - What can be said against me. - KING. Know you not - How your state stands i' th' world, with the whole world? - Your enemies are many, and not small; their practices - Must bear the same proportion; and not ever - The justice and the truth o' th' question carries - The due o' th' verdict with it; at what ease - Might corrupt minds procure knaves as corrupt - To swear against you? Such things have been done. - You are potently oppos'd, and with a malice - Of as great size. Ween you of better luck, - I mean in perjur'd witness, than your Master, - Whose minister you are, whiles here He liv'd - Upon this naughty earth? Go to, go to; - You take a precipice for no leap of danger, - And woo your own destruction. - CRANMER. God and your Majesty - Protect mine innocence, or I fall into - The trap is laid for me! - KING. Be of good cheer; - They shall no more prevail than we give way to. - Keep comfort to you, and this morning see - You do appear before them; if they shall chance, - In charging you with matters, to commit you, - The best persuasions to the contrary - Fail not to use, and with what vehemency - Th' occasion shall instruct you. If entreaties - Will render you no remedy, this ring - Deliver them, and your appeal to us - There make before them. Look, the good man weeps! - He's honest, on mine honour. God's blest Mother! - I swear he is true-hearted, and a soul - None better in my kingdom. Get you gone, - And do as I have bid you. - Exit CRANMER - He has strangled his language in his tears. - - Enter OLD LADY - - GENTLEMAN. [Within] Come back; what mean you? - OLD LADY. I'll not come back; the tidings that I bring - Will make my boldness manners. Now, good angels - Fly o'er thy royal head, and shade thy person - Under their blessed wings! - KING. Now, by thy looks - I guess thy message. Is the Queen deliver'd? - Say ay, and of a boy. - OLD LADY. Ay, ay, my liege; - And of a lovely boy. The God of Heaven - Both now and ever bless her! 'Tis a girl, - Promises boys hereafter. Sir, your queen - Desires your visitation, and to be - Acquainted with this stranger; 'tis as like you - As cherry is to cherry. - KING. Lovell! - - Enter LOVELL - - LOVELL. Sir? - KING. Give her an hundred marks. I'll to the Queen. Exit - OLD LADY. An hundred marks? By this light, I'll ha' more! - An ordinary groom is for such payment. - I will have more, or scold it out of him. - Said I for this the girl was like to him! I'll - Have more, or else unsay't; and now, while 'tis hot, - I'll put it to the issue. Exeunt - - - - -ACT V. SCENE 2. - -Lobby before the Council Chamber - -Enter CRANMER, ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY - - CRANMER. I hope I am not too late; and yet the gentleman - That was sent to me from the Council pray'd me - To make great haste. All fast? What means this? Ho! - Who waits there? Sure you know me? - - Enter KEEPER - - KEEPER. Yes, my lord; - But yet I cannot help you. - CRANMER. Why? - KEEPER. Your Grace must wait till you be call'd for. - - Enter DOCTOR BUTTS - - CRANMER. So. - BUTTS. [Aside] This is a piece of malice. I am glad - I came this way so happily; the King - Shall understand it presently. Exit - CRANMER. [Aside] 'Tis Butts, - The King's physician; as he pass'd along, - How earnestly he cast his eyes upon me! - Pray heaven he sound not my disgrace! For certain, - This is of purpose laid by some that hate me- - God turn their hearts! I never sought their malice- - To quench mine honour; they would shame to make me - Wait else at door, a fellow councillor, - 'Mong boys, grooms, and lackeys. But their pleasures - Must be fulfill'd, and I attend with patience. - - Enter the KING and BUTTS at window above - - BUTTS. I'll show your Grace the strangest sight- - KING. What's that, Butts? - BUTTS. I think your Highness saw this many a day. - KING. Body a me, where is it? - BUTTS. There my lord: - The high promotion of his Grace of Canterbury; - Who holds his state at door, 'mongst pursuivants, - Pages, and footboys. - KING. Ha, 'tis he indeed. - Is this the honour they do one another? - 'Tis well there's one above 'em yet. I had thought - They had parted so much honesty among 'em- - At least good manners-as not thus to suffer - A man of his place, and so near our favour, - To dance attendance on their lordships' pleasures, - And at the door too, like a post with packets. - By holy Mary, Butts, there's knavery! - Let 'em alone, and draw the curtain close; - We shall hear more anon. Exeunt - - - - -ACT V. SCENE 3. - -The Council Chamber - -A Council table brought in, with chairs and stools, and placed -under the state. Enter LORD CHANCELLOR, places himself at the upper end -of the table on the left band, a seat being left void above him, -as for Canterbury's seat. DUKE OF SUFFOLK, DUKE OF NORFOLK, SURREY, -LORD CHAMBERLAIN, GARDINER, seat themselves in order on each side; -CROMWELL at lower end, as secretary. KEEPER at the door - - CHANCELLOR. Speak to the business, master secretary; - Why are we met in council? - CROMWELL. Please your honours, - The chief cause concerns his Grace of Canterbury. - GARDINER. Has he had knowledge of it? - CROMWELL. Yes. - NORFOLK. Who waits there? - KEEPER. Without, my noble lords? - GARDINER. Yes. - KEEPER. My Lord Archbishop; - And has done half an hour, to know your pleasures. - CHANCELLOR. Let him come in. - KEEPER. Your Grace may enter now. - - CRANMER approaches the Council table - - CHANCELLOR. My good Lord Archbishop, I am very sorry - To sit here at this present, and behold - That chair stand empty; but we all are men, - In our own natures frail and capable - Of our flesh; few are angels; out of which frailty - And want of wisdom, you, that best should teach us, - Have misdemean'd yourself, and not a little, - Toward the King first, then his laws, in filling - The whole realm by your teaching and your chaplains- - For so we are inform'd-with new opinions, - Divers and dangerous; which are heresies, - And, not reform'd, may prove pernicious. - GARDINER. Which reformation must be sudden too, - My noble lords; for those that tame wild horses - Pace 'em not in their hands to make 'em gentle, - But stop their mouth with stubborn bits and spur 'em - Till they obey the manage. If we suffer, - Out of our easiness and childish pity - To one man's honour, this contagious sickness, - Farewell all physic; and what follows then? - Commotions, uproars, with a general taint - Of the whole state; as of late days our neighbours, - The upper Germany, can dearly witness, - Yet freshly pitied in our memories. - CRANMER. My good lords, hitherto in all the progress - Both of my life and office, I have labour'd, - And with no little study, that my teaching - And the strong course of my authority - Might go one way, and safely; and the end - Was ever to do well. Nor is there living- - I speak it with a single heart, my lords- - A man that more detests, more stirs against, - Both in his private conscience and his place, - Defacers of a public peace than I do. - Pray heaven the King may never find a heart - With less allegiance in it! Men that make - Envy and crooked malice nourishment - Dare bite the best. I do beseech your lordships - That, in this case of justice, my accusers, - Be what they will, may stand forth face to face - And freely urge against me. - SUFFOLK. Nay, my lord, - That cannot be; you are a councillor, - And by that virtue no man dare accuse you. - GARDINER. My lord, because we have business of more moment, - We will be short with you. 'Tis his Highness' pleasure - And our consent, for better trial of you, - From hence you be committed to the Tower; - Where, being but a private man again, - You shall know many dare accuse you boldly, - More than, I fear, you are provided for. - CRANMER. Ah, my good Lord of Winchester, I thank you; - You are always my good friend; if your will pass, - I shall both find your lordship judge and juror, - You are so merciful. I see your end- - 'Tis my undoing. Love and meekness, lord, - Become a churchman better than ambition; - Win straying souls with modesty again, - Cast none away. That I shall clear myself, - Lay all the weight ye can upon my patience, - I make as little doubt as you do conscience - In doing daily wrongs. I could say more, - But reverence to your calling makes me modest. - GARDINER. My lord, my lord, you are a sectary; - That's the plain truth. Your painted gloss discovers, - To men that understand you, words and weakness. - CROMWELL. My Lord of Winchester, y'are a little, - By your good favour, too sharp; men so noble, - However faulty, yet should find respect - For what they have been; 'tis a cruelty - To load a falling man. - GARDINER. Good Master Secretary, - I cry your honour mercy; you may, worst - Of all this table, say so. - CROMWELL. Why, my lord? - GARDINER. Do not I know you for a favourer - Of this new sect? Ye are not sound. - CROMWELL. Not sound? - GARDINER. Not sound, I say. - CROMWELL. Would you were half so honest! - Men's prayers then would seek you, not their fears. - GARDINER. I shall remember this bold language. - CROMWELL. Do. - Remember your bold life too. - CHANCELLOR. This is too much; - Forbear, for shame, my lords. - GARDINER. I have done. - CROMWELL. And I. - CHANCELLOR. Then thus for you, my lord: it stands agreed, - I take it, by all voices, that forthwith - You be convey'd to th' Tower a prisoner; - There to remain till the King's further pleasure - Be known unto us. Are you all agreed, lords? - ALL. We are. - CRANMER. Is there no other way of mercy, - But I must needs to th' Tower, my lords? - GARDINER. What other - Would you expect? You are strangely troublesome. - Let some o' th' guard be ready there. - - Enter the guard - - CRANMER. For me? - Must I go like a traitor thither? - GARDINER. Receive him, - And see him safe i' th' Tower. - CRANMER. Stay, good my lords, - I have a little yet to say. Look there, my lords; - By virtue of that ring I take my cause - Out of the gripes of cruel men and give it - To a most noble judge, the King my master. - CHAMBERLAIN. This is the King's ring. - SURREY. 'Tis no counterfeit. - SUFFOLK. 'Tis the right ring, by heav'n. I told ye all, - When we first put this dangerous stone a-rolling, - 'Twould fall upon ourselves. - NORFOLK. Do you think, my lords, - The King will suffer but the little finger - Of this man to be vex'd? - CHAMBERLAIN. 'Tis now too certain; - How much more is his life in value with him! - Would I were fairly out on't! - CROMWELL. My mind gave me, - In seeking tales and informations - Against this man-whose honesty the devil - And his disciples only envy at- - Ye blew the fire that burns ye. Now have at ye! - - Enter the KING frowning on them; he takes his seat - - GARDINER. Dread sovereign, how much are we bound to heaven - In daily thanks, that gave us such a prince; - Not only good and wise but most religious; - One that in all obedience makes the church - The chief aim of his honour and, to strengthen - That holy duty, out of dear respect, - His royal self in judgment comes to hear - The cause betwixt her and this great offender. - KING. You were ever good at sudden commendations, - Bishop of Winchester. But know I come not - To hear such flattery now, and in my presence - They are too thin and bare to hide offences. - To me you cannot reach you play the spaniel, - And think with wagging of your tongue to win me; - But whatsoe'er thou tak'st me for, I'm sure - Thou hast a cruel nature and a bloody. - [To CRANMER] Good man, sit down. Now let me see the proudest - He that dares most but wag his finger at thee. - By all that's holy, he had better starve - Than but once think this place becomes thee not. - SURREY. May it please your Grace- - KING. No, sir, it does not please me. - I had thought I had had men of some understanding - And wisdom of my Council; but I find none. - Was it discretion, lords, to let this man, - This good man-few of you deserve that title- - This honest man, wait like a lousy footboy - At chamber door? and one as great as you are? - Why, what a shame was this! Did my commission - Bid ye so far forget yourselves? I gave ye - Power as he was a councillor to try him, - Not as a groom. There's some of ye, I see, - More out of malice than integrity, - Would try him to the utmost, had ye mean; - Which ye shall never have while I live. - CHANCELLOR. Thus far, - My most dread sovereign, may it like your Grace - To let my tongue excuse all. What was purpos'd - concerning his imprisonment was rather- - If there be faith in men-meant for his trial - And fair purgation to the world, than malice, - I'm sure, in me. - KING. Well, well, my lords, respect him; - Take him, and use him well, he's worthy of it. - I will say thus much for him: if a prince - May be beholding to a subject, - Am for his love and service so to him. - Make me no more ado, but all embrace him; - Be friends, for shame, my lords! My Lord of Canterbury, - I have a suit which you must not deny me: - That is, a fair young maid that yet wants baptism; - You must be godfather, and answer for her. - CRANMER. The greatest monarch now alive may glory - In such an honour; how may I deserve it, - That am a poor and humble subject to you? - KING. Come, come, my lord, you'd spare your spoons. You - shall have - Two noble partners with you: the old Duchess of Norfolk - And Lady Marquis Dorset. Will these please you? - Once more, my Lord of Winchester, I charge you, - Embrace and love this man. - GARDINER. With a true heart - And brother-love I do it. - CRANMER. And let heaven - Witness how dear I hold this confirmation. - KING. Good man, those joyful tears show thy true heart. - The common voice, I see, is verified - Of thee, which says thus: 'Do my Lord of Canterbury - A shrewd turn and he's your friend for ever.' - Come, lords, we trifle time away; I long - To have this young one made a Christian. - As I have made ye one, lords, one remain; - So I grow stronger, you more honour gain. Exeunt - - - - -ACT V. SCENE 4. - -The palace yard - -Noise and tumult within. Enter PORTER and his MAN - - PORTER. You'll leave your noise anon, ye rascals. Do you - take the court for Paris garden? Ye rude slaves, leave your - gaping. - [Within: Good master porter, I belong to th' larder.] - PORTER. Belong to th' gallows, and be hang'd, ye rogue! Is - this a place to roar in? Fetch me a dozen crab-tree staves, - and strong ones; these are but switches to 'em. I'll scratch - your heads. You must be seeing christenings? Do you look - for ale and cakes here, you rude rascals? - MAN. Pray, sir, be patient; 'tis as much impossible, - Unless we sweep 'em from the door with cannons, - To scatter 'em as 'tis to make 'em sleep - On May-day morning; which will never be. - We may as well push against Paul's as stir 'em. - PORTER. How got they in, and be hang'd? - MAN. Alas, I know not: how gets the tide in? - As much as one sound cudgel of four foot- - You see the poor remainder-could distribute, - I made no spare, sir. - PORTER. You did nothing, sir. - MAN. I am not Samson, nor Sir Guy, nor Colbrand, - To mow 'em down before me; but if I spar'd any - That had a head to hit, either young or old, - He or she, cuckold or cuckold-maker, - Let me ne'er hope to see a chine again; - And that I would not for a cow, God save her! - [ Within: Do you hear, master porter?] - PORTER. I shall be with you presently, good master puppy. - Keep the door close, sirrah. - MAN. What would you have me do? - PORTER. What should you do, but knock 'em down by th' - dozens? Is this Moorfields to muster in? Or have we some - strange Indian with the great tool come to court, the - women so besiege us? Bless me, what a fry of fornication - is at door! On my Christian conscience, this one christening - will beget a thousand: here will be father, godfather, - and all together. - MAN. The spoons will be the bigger, sir. There is a fellow - somewhat near the door, he should be a brazier by his - face, for, o' my conscience, twenty of the dog-days now - reign in's nose; all that stand about him are under the line, - they need no other penance. That fire-drake did I hit three - times on the head, and three times was his nose discharged - against me; he stands there like a mortar-piece, to blow us. - There was a haberdasher's wife of small wit near him, that - rail'd upon me till her pink'd porringer fell off her head, - for kindling such a combustion in the state. I miss'd the - meteor once, and hit that woman, who cried out 'Clubs!' - when I might see from far some forty truncheoners draw - to her succour, which were the hope o' th' Strand, where - she was quartered. They fell on; I made good my place. - At length they came to th' broomstaff to me; I defied 'em - still; when suddenly a file of boys behind 'em, loose shot, - deliver'd such a show'r of pebbles that I was fain to draw - mine honour in and let 'em win the work: the devil was - amongst 'em, I think surely. - PORTER. These are the youths that thunder at a playhouse - and fight for bitten apples; that no audience but the tribulation - of Tower-hill or the limbs of Limehouse, their dear - brothers, are able to endure. I have some of 'em in Limbo - Patrum, and there they are like to dance these three days; - besides the running banquet of two beadles that is to come. - - Enter the LORD CHAMBERLAIN - - CHAMBERLAIN. Mercy o' me, what a multitude are here! - They grow still too; from all parts they are coming, - As if we kept a fair here! Where are these porters, - These lazy knaves? Y'have made a fine hand, fellows. - There's a trim rabble let in: are all these - Your faithful friends o' th' suburbs? We shall have - Great store of room, no doubt, left for the ladies, - When they pass back from the christening. - PORTER. An't please your honour, - We are but men; and what so many may do, - Not being torn a pieces, we have done. - An army cannot rule 'em. - CHAMBERLAIN. As I live, - If the King blame me for't, I'll lay ye an - By th' heels, and suddenly; and on your heads - Clap round fines for neglect. Y'are lazy knaves; - And here ye lie baiting of bombards, when - Ye should do service. Hark! the trumpets sound; - Th' are come already from the christening. - Go break among the press and find a way out - To let the troops pass fairly, or I'll find - A Marshalsea shall hold ye play these two months. - PORTER. Make way there for the Princess. - MAN. You great fellow, - Stand close up, or I'll make your head ache. - PORTER. You i' th' camlet, get up o' th' rail; - I'll peck you o'er the pales else. Exeunt - - - - -ACT V. SCENE 5. - -The palace - -Enter TRUMPETS, sounding; then two ALDERMEN, LORD MAYOR, GARTER, CRANMER, -DUKE OF NORFOLK, with his marshal's staff, DUKE OF SUFFOLK, -two Noblemen bearing great standing-bowls for the christening gifts; -then four Noblemen bearing a canopy, under which the DUCHESS OF NORFOLK, -godmother, bearing the CHILD richly habited in a mantle, etc., -train borne by a LADY; then follows the MARCHIONESS DORSET, -the other godmother, and LADIES. The troop pass once about the stage, -and GARTER speaks - - GARTER. Heaven, from thy endless goodness, send prosperous - life, long and ever-happy, to the high and mighty - Princess of England, Elizabeth! - - Flourish. Enter KING and guard - - CRANMER. [Kneeling] And to your royal Grace and the - good Queen! - My noble partners and myself thus pray: - All comfort, joy, in this most gracious lady, - Heaven ever laid up to make parents happy, - May hourly fall upon ye! - KING. Thank you, good Lord Archbishop. - What is her name? - CRANMER. Elizabeth. - KING. Stand up, lord. [The KING kisses the child] - With this kiss take my blessing: God protect thee! - Into whose hand I give thy life. - CRANMER. Amen. - KING. My noble gossips, y'have been too prodigal; - I thank ye heartily. So shall this lady, - When she has so much English. - CRANMER. Let me speak, sir, - For heaven now bids me; and the words I utter - Let none think flattery, for they'll find 'em truth. - This royal infant-heaven still move about her!- - Though in her cradle, yet now promises - Upon this land a thousand blessings, - Which time shall bring to ripeness. She shall be- - But few now living can behold that goodness- - A pattern to all princes living with her, - And all that shall succeed. Saba was never - More covetous of wisdom and fair virtue - Than this pure soul shall be. All princely graces - That mould up such a mighty piece as this is, - With all the virtues that attend the good, - Shall still be doubled on her. Truth shall nurse her, - Holy and heavenly thoughts still counsel her; - She shall be lov'd and fear'd. Her own shall bless her: - Her foes shake like a field of beaten corn, - And hang their heads with sorrow. Good grows with her; - In her days every man shall eat in safety - Under his own vine what he plants, and sing - The merry songs of peace to all his neighbours. - God shall be truly known; and those about her - From her shall read the perfect ways of honour, - And by those claim their greatness, not by blood. - Nor shall this peace sleep with her; but as when - The bird of wonder dies, the maiden phoenix - Her ashes new create another heir - As great in admiration as herself, - So shall she leave her blessedness to one- - When heaven shall call her from this cloud of darkness- - Who from the sacred ashes of her honour - Shall star-like rise, as great in fame as she was, - And so stand fix'd. Peace, plenty, love, truth, terror, - That were the servants to this chosen infant, - Shall then be his, and like a vine grow to him; - Wherever the bright sun of heaven shall shine, - His honour and the greatness of his name - Shall be, and make new nations; he shall flourish, - And like a mountain cedar reach his branches - To all the plains about him; our children's children - Shall see this and bless heaven. - KING. Thou speakest wonders. - CRANMER. She shall be, to the happiness of England, - An aged princess; many days shall see her, - And yet no day without a deed to crown it. - Would I had known no more! But she must die- - She must, the saints must have her-yet a virgin; - A most unspotted lily shall she pass - To th' ground, and all the world shall mourn her. - KING. O Lord Archbishop, - Thou hast made me now a man; never before - This happy child did I get anything. - This oracle of comfort has so pleas'd me - That when I am in heaven I shall desire - To see what this child does, and praise my Maker. - I thank ye all. To you, my good Lord Mayor, - And you, good brethren, I am much beholding; - I have receiv'd much honour by your presence, - And ye shall find me thankful. Lead the way, lords; - Ye must all see the Queen, and she must thank ye, - She will be sick else. This day, no man think - Has business at his house; for all shall stay. - This little one shall make it holiday. Exeunt - -KING_HENRY_VIII|EPILOGUE - THE EPILOGUE. - - 'Tis ten to one this play can never please - All that are here. Some come to take their ease - And sleep an act or two; but those, we fear, - W'have frighted with our trumpets; so, 'tis clear, - They'll say 'tis nought; others to hear the city - Abus'd extremely, and to cry 'That's witty!' - Which we have not done neither; that, I fear, - All the expected good w'are like to hear - For this play at this time is only in - The merciful construction of good women; - For such a one we show'd 'em. If they smile - And say 'twill do, I know within a while - All the best men are ours; for 'tis ill hap - If they hold when their ladies bid 'em clap. - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1597 - -KING JOHN - -by William Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - - KING JOHN - PRINCE HENRY, his son - ARTHUR, DUKE OF BRITAINE, son of Geffrey, late Duke of - Britaine, the elder brother of King John - EARL OF PEMBROKE - EARL OF ESSEX - EARL OF SALISBURY - LORD BIGOT - HUBERT DE BURGH - ROBERT FAULCONBRIDGE, son to Sir Robert Faulconbridge - PHILIP THE BASTARD, his half-brother - JAMES GURNEY, servant to Lady Faulconbridge - PETER OF POMFRET, a prophet - - KING PHILIP OF FRANCE - LEWIS, the Dauphin - LYMOGES, Duke of Austria - CARDINAL PANDULPH, the Pope's legate - MELUN, a French lord - CHATILLON, ambassador from France to King John - - QUEEN ELINOR, widow of King Henry II and mother to - King John - CONSTANCE, Mother to Arthur - BLANCH OF SPAIN, daughter to the King of Castile - and niece to King John - LADY FAULCONBRIDGE, widow of Sir Robert Faulconbridge - - Lords, Citizens of Angiers, Sheriff, Heralds, Officers, - Soldiers, Executioners, Messengers, Attendants - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -England and France - - - -ACT I. SCENE 1 - -KING JOHN's palace - -Enter KING JOHN, QUEEN ELINOR, PEMBROKE, ESSEX, SALISBURY, and others, -with CHATILLON - - KING JOHN. Now, say, Chatillon, what would France with us? - CHATILLON. Thus, after greeting, speaks the King of France - In my behaviour to the majesty, - The borrowed majesty, of England here. - ELINOR. A strange beginning- 'borrowed majesty'! - KING JOHN. Silence, good mother; hear the embassy. - CHATILLON. Philip of France, in right and true behalf - Of thy deceased brother Geffrey's son, - Arthur Plantagenet, lays most lawful claim - To this fair island and the territories, - To Ireland, Poictiers, Anjou, Touraine, Maine, - Desiring thee to lay aside the sword - Which sways usurpingly these several titles, - And put the same into young Arthur's hand, - Thy nephew and right royal sovereign. - KING JOHN. What follows if we disallow of this? - CHATILLON. The proud control of fierce and bloody war, - To enforce these rights so forcibly withheld. - KING JOHN. Here have we war for war, and blood for blood, - Controlment for controlment- so answer France. - CHATILLON. Then take my king's defiance from my mouth- - The farthest limit of my embassy. - KING JOHN. Bear mine to him, and so depart in peace; - Be thou as lightning in the eyes of France; - For ere thou canst report I will be there, - The thunder of my cannon shall be heard. - So hence! Be thou the trumpet of our wrath - And sullen presage of your own decay. - An honourable conduct let him have- - Pembroke, look to 't. Farewell, Chatillon. - Exeunt CHATILLON and PEMBROKE - ELINOR. What now, my son! Have I not ever said - How that ambitious Constance would not cease - Till she had kindled France and all the world - Upon the right and party of her son? - This might have been prevented and made whole - With very easy arguments of love, - Which now the manage of two kingdoms must - With fearful bloody issue arbitrate. - KING JOHN. Our strong possession and our right for us! - ELINOR. Your strong possession much more than your right, - Or else it must go wrong with you and me; - So much my conscience whispers in your ear, - Which none but heaven and you and I shall hear. - - Enter a SHERIFF - - ESSEX. My liege, here is the strangest controversy - Come from the country to be judg'd by you - That e'er I heard. Shall I produce the men? - KING JOHN. Let them approach. Exit SHERIFF - Our abbeys and our priories shall pay - This expedition's charge. - - Enter ROBERT FAULCONBRIDGE and PHILIP, his bastard - brother - - What men are you? - BASTARD. Your faithful subject I, a gentleman - Born in Northamptonshire, and eldest son, - As I suppose, to Robert Faulconbridge- - A soldier by the honour-giving hand - Of Coeur-de-lion knighted in the field. - KING JOHN. What art thou? - ROBERT. The son and heir to that same Faulconbridge. - KING JOHN. Is that the elder, and art thou the heir? - You came not of one mother then, it seems. - BASTARD. Most certain of one mother, mighty king- - That is well known- and, as I think, one father; - But for the certain knowledge of that truth - I put you o'er to heaven and to my mother. - Of that I doubt, as all men's children may. - ELINOR. Out on thee, rude man! Thou dost shame thy mother, - And wound her honour with this diffidence. - BASTARD. I, madam? No, I have no reason for it- - That is my brother's plea, and none of mine; - The which if he can prove, 'a pops me out - At least from fair five hundred pound a year. - Heaven guard my mother's honour and my land! - KING JOHN. A good blunt fellow. Why, being younger born, - Doth he lay claim to thine inheritance? - BASTARD. I know not why, except to get the land. - But once he slander'd me with bastardy; - But whe'er I be as true begot or no, - That still I lay upon my mother's head; - But that I am as well begot, my liege- - Fair fall the bones that took the pains for me!- - Compare our faces and be judge yourself. - If old Sir Robert did beget us both - And were our father, and this son like him- - O old Sir Robert, father, on my knee - I give heaven thanks I was not like to thee! - KING JOHN. Why, what a madcap hath heaven lent us here! - ELINOR. He hath a trick of Coeur-de-lion's face; - The accent of his tongue affecteth him. - Do you not read some tokens of my son - In the large composition of this man? - KING JOHN. Mine eye hath well examined his parts - And finds them perfect Richard. Sirrah, speak, - What doth move you to claim your brother's land? - BASTARD. Because he hath a half-face, like my father. - With half that face would he have all my land: - A half-fac'd groat five hundred pound a year! - ROBERT. My gracious liege, when that my father liv'd, - Your brother did employ my father much- - BASTARD. Well, sir, by this you cannot get my land: - Your tale must be how he employ'd my mother. - ROBERT. And once dispatch'd him in an embassy - To Germany, there with the Emperor - To treat of high affairs touching that time. - Th' advantage of his absence took the King, - And in the meantime sojourn'd at my father's; - Where how he did prevail I shame to speak- - But truth is truth: large lengths of seas and shores - Between my father and my mother lay, - As I have heard my father speak himself, - When this same lusty gentleman was got. - Upon his death-bed he by will bequeath'd - His lands to me, and took it on his death - That this my mother's son was none of his; - And if he were, he came into the world - Full fourteen weeks before the course of time. - Then, good my liege, let me have what is mine, - My father's land, as was my father's will. - KING JOHN. Sirrah, your brother is legitimate: - Your father's wife did after wedlock bear him, - And if she did play false, the fault was hers; - Which fault lies on the hazards of all husbands - That marry wives. Tell me, how if my brother, - Who, as you say, took pains to get this son, - Had of your father claim'd this son for his? - In sooth, good friend, your father might have kept - This calf, bred from his cow, from all the world; - In sooth, he might; then, if he were my brother's, - My brother might not claim him; nor your father, - Being none of his, refuse him. This concludes: - My mother's son did get your father's heir; - Your father's heir must have your father's land. - ROBERT. Shall then my father's will be of no force - To dispossess that child which is not his? - BASTARD. Of no more force to dispossess me, sir, - Than was his will to get me, as I think. - ELINOR. Whether hadst thou rather be a Faulconbridge, - And like thy brother, to enjoy thy land, - Or the reputed son of Coeur-de-lion, - Lord of thy presence and no land beside? - BASTARD. Madam, an if my brother had my shape - And I had his, Sir Robert's his, like him; - And if my legs were two such riding-rods, - My arms such eel-skins stuff'd, my face so thin - That in mine ear I durst not stick a rose - Lest men should say 'Look where three-farthings goes!' - And, to his shape, were heir to all this land- - Would I might never stir from off this place, - I would give it every foot to have this face! - I would not be Sir Nob in any case. - ELINOR. I like thee well. Wilt thou forsake thy fortune, - Bequeath thy land to him and follow me? - I am a soldier and now bound to France. - BASTARD. Brother, take you my land, I'll take my chance. - Your face hath got five hundred pound a year, - Yet sell your face for fivepence and 'tis dear. - Madam, I'll follow you unto the death. - ELINOR. Nay, I would have you go before me thither. - BASTARD. Our country manners give our betters way. - KING JOHN. What is thy name? - BASTARD. Philip, my liege, so is my name begun: - Philip, good old Sir Robert's wife's eldest son. - KING JOHN. From henceforth bear his name whose form thou bearest: - Kneel thou down Philip, but rise more great- - Arise Sir Richard and Plantagenet. - BASTARD. Brother by th' mother's side, give me your hand; - My father gave me honour, yours gave land. - Now blessed be the hour, by night or day, - When I was got, Sir Robert was away! - ELINOR. The very spirit of Plantagenet! - I am thy grandam, Richard: call me so. - BASTARD. Madam, by chance, but not by truth; what though? - Something about, a little from the right, - In at the window, or else o'er the hatch; - Who dares not stir by day must walk by night; - And have is have, however men do catch. - Near or far off, well won is still well shot; - And I am I, howe'er I was begot. - KING JOHN. Go, Faulconbridge; now hast thou thy desire: - A landless knight makes thee a landed squire. - Come, madam, and come, Richard, we must speed - For France, for France, for it is more than need. - BASTARD. Brother, adieu. Good fortune come to thee! - For thou wast got i' th' way of honesty. - Exeunt all but the BASTARD - A foot of honour better than I was; - But many a many foot of land the worse. - Well, now can I make any Joan a lady. - 'Good den, Sir Richard!'-'God-a-mercy, fellow!' - And if his name be George, I'll call him Peter; - For new-made honour doth forget men's names: - 'Tis too respective and too sociable - For your conversion. Now your traveller, - He and his toothpick at my worship's mess- - And when my knightly stomach is suffic'd, - Why then I suck my teeth and catechize - My picked man of countries: 'My dear sir,' - Thus leaning on mine elbow I begin - 'I shall beseech you'-That is question now; - And then comes answer like an Absey book: - 'O sir,' says answer 'at your best command, - At your employment, at your service, sir!' - 'No, sir,' says question 'I, sweet sir, at yours.' - And so, ere answer knows what question would, - Saving in dialogue of compliment, - And talking of the Alps and Apennines, - The Pyrenean and the river Po- - It draws toward supper in conclusion so. - But this is worshipful society, - And fits the mounting spirit like myself; - For he is but a bastard to the time - That doth not smack of observation- - And so am I, whether I smack or no; - And not alone in habit and device, - Exterior form, outward accoutrement, - But from the inward motion to deliver - Sweet, sweet, sweet poison for the age's tooth; - Which, though I will not practise to deceive, - Yet, to avoid deceit, I mean to learn; - For it shall strew the footsteps of my rising. - But who comes in such haste in riding-robes? - What woman-post is this? Hath she no husband - That will take pains to blow a horn before her? - - Enter LADY FAULCONBRIDGE, and JAMES GURNEY - - O me, 'tis my mother! How now, good lady! - What brings you here to court so hastily? - LADY FAULCONBRIDGE. Where is that slave, thy brother? - Where is he - That holds in chase mine honour up and down? - BASTARD. My brother Robert, old Sir Robert's son? - Colbrand the giant, that same mighty man? - Is it Sir Robert's son that you seek so? - LADY FAULCONBRIDGE. Sir Robert's son! Ay, thou unreverend boy, - Sir Robert's son! Why scorn'st thou at Sir Robert? - He is Sir Robert's son, and so art thou. - BASTARD. James Gurney, wilt thou give us leave awhile? - GURNEY. Good leave, good Philip. - BASTARD. Philip-Sparrow! James, - There's toys abroad-anon I'll tell thee more. - Exit GURNEY - Madam, I was not old Sir Robert's son; - Sir Robert might have eat his part in me - Upon Good Friday, and ne'er broke his fast. - Sir Robert could do: well-marry, to confess- - Could he get me? Sir Robert could not do it: - We know his handiwork. Therefore, good mother, - To whom am I beholding for these limbs? - Sir Robert never holp to make this leg. - LADY FAULCONBRIDGE. Hast thou conspired with thy brother too, - That for thine own gain shouldst defend mine honour? - What means this scorn, thou most untoward knave? - BASTARD. Knight, knight, good mother, Basilisco-like. - What! I am dubb'd; I have it on my shoulder. - But, mother, I am not Sir Robert's son: - I have disclaim'd Sir Robert and my land; - Legitimation, name, and all is gone. - Then, good my mother, let me know my father- - Some proper man, I hope. Who was it, mother? - LADY FAULCONBRIDGE. Hast thou denied thyself a Faulconbridge? - BASTARD. As faithfully as I deny the devil. - LADY FAULCONBRIDGE. King Richard Coeur-de-lion was thy father. - By long and vehement suit I was seduc'd - To make room for him in my husband's bed. - Heaven lay not my transgression to my charge! - Thou art the issue of my dear offence, - Which was so strongly urg'd past my defence. - BASTARD. Now, by this light, were I to get again, - Madam, I would not wish a better father. - Some sins do bear their privilege on earth, - And so doth yours: your fault was not your folly; - Needs must you lay your heart at his dispose, - Subjected tribute to commanding love, - Against whose fury and unmatched force - The aweless lion could not wage the fight - Nor keep his princely heart from Richard's hand. - He that perforce robs lions of their hearts - May easily win a woman's. Ay, my mother, - With all my heart I thank thee for my father! - Who lives and dares but say thou didst not well - When I was got, I'll send his soul to hell. - Come, lady, I will show thee to my kin; - And they shall say when Richard me begot, - If thou hadst said him nay, it had been sin. - Who says it was, he lies; I say 'twas not. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE 1 - -France. Before Angiers - -Enter, on one side, AUSTRIA and forces; on the other, KING PHILIP OF FRANCE, -LEWIS the Dauphin, CONSTANCE, ARTHUR, and forces - - KING PHILIP. Before Angiers well met, brave Austria. - Arthur, that great forerunner of thy blood, - Richard, that robb'd the lion of his heart - And fought the holy wars in Palestine, - By this brave duke came early to his grave; - And for amends to his posterity, - At our importance hither is he come - To spread his colours, boy, in thy behalf; - And to rebuke the usurpation - Of thy unnatural uncle, English John. - Embrace him, love him, give him welcome hither. - ARTHUR. God shall forgive you Coeur-de-lion's death - The rather that you give his offspring life, - Shadowing their right under your wings of war. - I give you welcome with a powerless hand, - But with a heart full of unstained love; - Welcome before the gates of Angiers, Duke. - KING PHILIP. A noble boy! Who would not do thee right? - AUSTRIA. Upon thy cheek lay I this zealous kiss - As seal to this indenture of my love: - That to my home I will no more return - Till Angiers and the right thou hast in France, - Together with that pale, that white-fac'd shore, - Whose foot spurns back the ocean's roaring tides - And coops from other lands her islanders- - Even till that England, hedg'd in with the main, - That water-walled bulwark, still secure - And confident from foreign purposes- - Even till that utmost corner of the west - Salute thee for her king. Till then, fair boy, - Will I not think of home, but follow arms. - CONSTANCE. O, take his mother's thanks, a widow's thanks, - Till your strong hand shall help to give him strength - To make a more requital to your love! - AUSTRIA. The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords - In such a just and charitable war. - KING PHILIP. Well then, to work! Our cannon shall be bent - Against the brows of this resisting town; - Call for our chiefest men of discipline, - To cull the plots of best advantages. - We'll lay before this town our royal bones, - Wade to the market-place in Frenchmen's blood, - But we will make it subject to this boy. - CONSTANCE. Stay for an answer to your embassy, - Lest unadvis'd you stain your swords with blood; - My Lord Chatillon may from England bring - That right in peace which here we urge in war, - And then we shall repent each drop of blood - That hot rash haste so indirectly shed. - - Enter CHATILLON - - KING PHILIP. A wonder, lady! Lo, upon thy wish, - Our messenger Chatillon is arriv'd. - What England says, say briefly, gentle lord; - We coldly pause for thee. Chatillon, speak. - CHATILLON. Then turn your forces from this paltry siege - And stir them up against a mightier task. - England, impatient of your just demands, - Hath put himself in arms. The adverse winds, - Whose leisure I have stay'd, have given him time - To land his legions all as soon as I; - His marches are expedient to this town, - His forces strong, his soldiers confident. - With him along is come the mother-queen, - An Ate, stirring him to blood and strife; - With her the Lady Blanch of Spain; - With them a bastard of the king's deceas'd; - And all th' unsettled humours of the land- - Rash, inconsiderate, fiery voluntaries, - With ladies' faces and fierce dragons' spleens- - Have sold their fortunes at their native homes, - Bearing their birthrights proudly on their backs, - To make a hazard of new fortunes here. - In brief, a braver choice of dauntless spirits - Than now the English bottoms have waft o'er - Did never float upon the swelling tide - To do offence and scathe in Christendom. [Drum beats] - The interruption of their churlish drums - Cuts off more circumstance: they are at hand; - To parley or to fight, therefore prepare. - KING PHILIP. How much unlook'd for is this expedition! - AUSTRIA. By how much unexpected, by so much - We must awake endeavour for defence, - For courage mounteth with occasion. - Let them be welcome then; we are prepar'd. - - Enter KING JOHN, ELINOR, BLANCH, the BASTARD, - PEMBROKE, and others - - KING JOHN. Peace be to France, if France in peace permit - Our just and lineal entrance to our own! - If not, bleed France, and peace ascend to heaven, - Whiles we, God's wrathful agent, do correct - Their proud contempt that beats His peace to heaven! - KING PHILIP. Peace be to England, if that war return - From France to England, there to live in peace! - England we love, and for that England's sake - With burden of our armour here we sweat. - This toil of ours should be a work of thine; - But thou from loving England art so far - That thou hast under-wrought his lawful king, - Cut off the sequence of posterity, - Outfaced infant state, and done a rape - Upon the maiden virtue of the crown. - Look here upon thy brother Geffrey's face: - These eyes, these brows, were moulded out of his; - This little abstract doth contain that large - Which died in Geffrey, and the hand of time - Shall draw this brief into as huge a volume. - That Geffrey was thy elder brother born, - And this his son; England was Geffrey's right, - And this is Geffrey's. In the name of God, - How comes it then that thou art call'd a king, - When living blood doth in these temples beat - Which owe the crown that thou o'er-masterest? - KING JOHN. From whom hast thou this great commission, France, - To draw my answer from thy articles? - KING PHILIP. From that supernal judge that stirs good thoughts - In any breast of strong authority - To look into the blots and stains of right. - That judge hath made me guardian to this boy, - Under whose warrant I impeach thy wrong, - And by whose help I mean to chastise it. - KING JOHN. Alack, thou dost usurp authority. - KING PHILIP. Excuse it is to beat usurping down. - ELINOR. Who is it thou dost call usurper, France? - CONSTANCE. Let me make answer: thy usurping son. - ELINOR. Out, insolent! Thy bastard shall be king, - That thou mayst be a queen and check the world! - CONSTANCE. My bed was ever to thy son as true - As thine was to thy husband; and this boy - Liker in feature to his father Geffrey - Than thou and John in manners-being as Eke - As rain to water, or devil to his dam. - My boy a bastard! By my soul, I think - His father never was so true begot; - It cannot be, an if thou wert his mother. - ELINOR. There's a good mother, boy, that blots thy father. - CONSTANCE. There's a good grandam, boy, that would blot thee. - AUSTRIA. Peace! - BASTARD. Hear the crier. - AUSTRIA. What the devil art thou? - BASTARD. One that will play the devil, sir, with you, - An 'a may catch your hide and you alone. - You are the hare of whom the proverb goes, - Whose valour plucks dead lions by the beard; - I'll smoke your skin-coat an I catch you right; - Sirrah, look to 't; i' faith I will, i' faith. - BLANCH. O, well did he become that lion's robe - That did disrobe the lion of that robe! - BASTARD. It lies as sightly on the back of him - As great Alcides' shows upon an ass; - But, ass, I'll take that burden from your back, - Or lay on that shall make your shoulders crack. - AUSTRIA. What cracker is this same that deafs our ears - With this abundance of superfluous breath? - King Philip, determine what we shall do straight. - KING PHILIP. Women and fools, break off your conference. - King John, this is the very sum of all: - England and Ireland, Anjou, Touraine, Maine, - In right of Arthur, do I claim of thee; - Wilt thou resign them and lay down thy arms? - KING JOHN. My life as soon. I do defy thee, France. - Arthur of Britaine, yield thee to my hand, - And out of my dear love I'll give thee more - Than e'er the coward hand of France can win. - Submit thee, boy. - ELINOR. Come to thy grandam, child. - CONSTANCE. Do, child, go to it grandam, child; - Give grandam kingdom, and it grandam will - Give it a plum, a cherry, and a fig. - There's a good grandam! - ARTHUR. Good my mother, peace! - I would that I were low laid in my grave: - I am not worth this coil that's made for me. - ELINOR. His mother shames him so, poor boy, he weeps. - CONSTANCE. Now shame upon you, whe'er she does or no! - His grandam's wrongs, and not his mother's shames, - Draws those heaven-moving pearls from his poor eyes, - Which heaven shall take in nature of a fee; - Ay, with these crystal beads heaven shall be brib'd - To do him justice and revenge on you. - ELINOR. Thou monstrous slanderer of heaven and earth! - CONSTANCE. Thou monstrous injurer of heaven and earth, - Call not me slanderer! Thou and thine usurp - The dominations, royalties, and rights, - Of this oppressed boy; this is thy eldest son's son, - Infortunate in nothing but in thee. - Thy sins are visited in this poor child; - The canon of the law is laid on him, - Being but the second generation - Removed from thy sin-conceiving womb. - KING JOHN. Bedlam, have done. - CONSTANCE. I have but this to say- - That he is not only plagued for her sin, - But God hath made her sin and her the plague - On this removed issue, plagued for her - And with her plague; her sin his injury, - Her injury the beadle to her sin; - All punish'd in the person of this child, - And all for her-a plague upon her! - ELINOR. Thou unadvised scold, I can produce - A will that bars the title of thy son. - CONSTANCE. Ay, who doubts that? A will, a wicked will; - A woman's will; a cank'red grandam's will! - KING PHILIP. Peace, lady! pause, or be more temperate. - It ill beseems this presence to cry aim - To these ill-tuned repetitions. - Some trumpet summon hither to the walls - These men of Angiers; let us hear them speak - Whose title they admit, Arthur's or John's. - - Trumpet sounds. Enter citizens upon the walls - - CITIZEN. Who is it that hath warn'd us to the walls? - KING PHILIP. 'Tis France, for England. - KING JOHN. England for itself. - You men of Angiers, and my loving subjects- - KING PHILIP. You loving men of Angiers, Arthur's subjects, - Our trumpet call'd you to this gentle parle- - KING JOHN. For our advantage; therefore hear us first. - These flags of France, that are advanced here - Before the eye and prospect of your town, - Have hither march'd to your endamagement; - The cannons have their bowels full of wrath, - And ready mounted are they to spit forth - Their iron indignation 'gainst your walls; - All preparation for a bloody siege - And merciless proceeding by these French - Confront your city's eyes, your winking gates; - And but for our approach those sleeping stones - That as a waist doth girdle you about - By the compulsion of their ordinance - By this time from their fixed beds of lime - Had been dishabited, and wide havoc made - For bloody power to rush upon your peace. - But on the sight of us your lawful king, - Who painfully with much expedient march - Have brought a countercheck before your gates, - To save unscratch'd your city's threat'ned cheeks- - Behold, the French amaz'd vouchsafe a parle; - And now, instead of bullets wrapp'd in fire, - To make a shaking fever in your walls, - They shoot but calm words folded up in smoke, - To make a faithless error in your cars; - Which trust accordingly, kind citizens, - And let us in-your King, whose labour'd spirits, - Forwearied in this action of swift speed, - Craves harbourage within your city walls. - KING PHILIP. When I have said, make answer to us both. - Lo, in this right hand, whose protection - Is most divinely vow'd upon the right - Of him it holds, stands young Plantagenet, - Son to the elder brother of this man, - And king o'er him and all that he enjoys; - For this down-trodden equity we tread - In warlike march these greens before your town, - Being no further enemy to you - Than the constraint of hospitable zeal - In the relief of this oppressed child - Religiously provokes. Be pleased then - To pay that duty which you truly owe - To him that owes it, namely, this young prince; - And then our arms, like to a muzzled bear, - Save in aspect, hath all offence seal'd up; - Our cannons' malice vainly shall be spent - Against th' invulnerable clouds of heaven; - And with a blessed and unvex'd retire, - With unhack'd swords and helmets all unbruis'd, - We will bear home that lusty blood again - Which here we came to spout against your town, - And leave your children, wives, and you, in peace. - But if you fondly pass our proffer'd offer, - 'Tis not the roundure of your old-fac'd walls - Can hide you from our messengers of war, - Though all these English and their discipline - Were harbour'd in their rude circumference. - Then tell us, shall your city call us lord - In that behalf which we have challeng'd it; - Or shall we give the signal to our rage, - And stalk in blood to our possession? - CITIZEN. In brief: we are the King of England's subjects; - For him, and in his right, we hold this town. - KING JOHN. Acknowledge then the King, and let me in. - CITIZEN. That can we not; but he that proves the King, - To him will we prove loyal. Till that time - Have we ramm'd up our gates against the world. - KING JOHN. Doth not the crown of England prove the King? - And if not that, I bring you witnesses: - Twice fifteen thousand hearts of England's breed- - BASTARD. Bastards and else. - KING JOHN. To verify our title with their lives. - KING PHILIP. As many and as well-born bloods as those- - BASTARD. Some bastards too. - KING PHILIP. Stand in his face to contradict his claim. - CITIZEN. Till you compound whose right is worthiest, - We for the worthiest hold the right from both. - KING JOHN. Then God forgive the sin of all those souls - That to their everlasting residence, - Before the dew of evening fall shall fleet - In dreadful trial of our kingdom's king! - KING PHILIP. Amen, Amen! Mount, chevaliers; to arms! - BASTARD. Saint George, that swing'd the dragon, and e'er since - Sits on's horse back at mine hostess' door, - Teach us some fence! [To AUSTRIA] Sirrah, were I at home, - At your den, sirrah, with your lioness, - I would set an ox-head to your lion's hide, - And make a monster of you. - AUSTRIA. Peace! no more. - BASTARD. O, tremble, for you hear the lion roar! - KING JOHN. Up higher to the plain, where we'll set forth - In best appointment all our regiments. - BASTARD. Speed then to take advantage of the field. - KING PHILIP. It shall be so; and at the other hill - Command the rest to stand. God and our right! Exeunt - - Here, after excursions, enter the HERALD OF FRANCE, - with trumpets, to the gates - - FRENCH HERALD. You men of Angiers, open wide your gates - And let young Arthur, Duke of Britaine, in, - Who by the hand of France this day hath made - Much work for tears in many an English mother, - Whose sons lie scattered on the bleeding ground; - Many a widow's husband grovelling lies, - Coldly embracing the discoloured earth; - And victory with little loss doth play - Upon the dancing banners of the French, - Who are at hand, triumphantly displayed, - To enter conquerors, and to proclaim - Arthur of Britaine England's King and yours. - - Enter ENGLISH HERALD, with trumpet - - ENGLISH HERALD. Rejoice, you men of Angiers, ring your bells: - King John, your king and England's, doth approach, - Commander of this hot malicious day. - Their armours that march'd hence so silver-bright - Hither return all gilt with Frenchmen's blood. - There stuck no plume in any English crest - That is removed by a staff of France; - Our colours do return in those same hands - That did display them when we first march'd forth; - And like a jolly troop of huntsmen come - Our lusty English, all with purpled hands, - Dy'd in the dying slaughter of their foes. - Open your gates and give the victors way. - CITIZEN. Heralds, from off our tow'rs we might behold - From first to last the onset and retire - Of both your armies, whose equality - By our best eyes cannot be censured. - Blood hath bought blood, and blows have answer'd blows; - Strength match'd with strength, and power confronted power; - Both are alike, and both alike we like. - One must prove greatest. While they weigh so even, - We hold our town for neither, yet for both. - - Enter the two KINGS, with their powers, at several doors - - KING JOHN. France, hast thou yet more blood to cast away? - Say, shall the current of our right run on? - Whose passage, vex'd with thy impediment, - Shall leave his native channel and o'erswell - With course disturb'd even thy confining shores, - Unless thou let his silver water keep - A peaceful progress to the ocean. - KING PHILIP. England, thou hast not sav'd one drop of blood - In this hot trial more than we of France; - Rather, lost more. And by this hand I swear, - That sways the earth this climate overlooks, - Before we will lay down our just-borne arms, - We'll put thee down, 'gainst whom these arms we bear, - Or add a royal number to the dead, - Gracing the scroll that tells of this war's loss - With slaughter coupled to the name of kings. - BASTARD. Ha, majesty! how high thy glory tow'rs - When the rich blood of kings is set on fire! - O, now doth Death line his dead chaps with steel; - The swords of soldiers are his teeth, his fangs; - And now he feasts, mousing the flesh of men, - In undetermin'd differences of kings. - Why stand these royal fronts amazed thus? - Cry 'havoc!' kings; back to the stained field, - You equal potents, fiery kindled spirits! - Then let confusion of one part confirm - The other's peace. Till then, blows, blood, and death! - KING JOHN. Whose party do the townsmen yet admit? - KING PHILIP. Speak, citizens, for England; who's your king? - CITIZEN. The King of England, when we know the King. - KING PHILIP. Know him in us that here hold up his right. - KING JOHN. In us that are our own great deputy - And bear possession of our person here, - Lord of our presence, Angiers, and of you. - CITIZEN. A greater pow'r than we denies all this; - And till it be undoubted, we do lock - Our former scruple in our strong-barr'd gates; - King'd of our fears, until our fears, resolv'd, - Be by some certain king purg'd and depos'd. - BASTARD. By heaven, these scroyles of Angiers flout you, kings, - And stand securely on their battlements - As in a theatre, whence they gape and point - At your industrious scenes and acts of death. - Your royal presences be rul'd by me: - Do like the mutines of Jerusalem, - Be friends awhile, and both conjointly bend - Your sharpest deeds of malice on this town. - By east and west let France and England mount - Their battering cannon, charged to the mouths, - Till their soul-fearing clamours have brawl'd down - The flinty ribs of this contemptuous city. - I'd play incessantly upon these jades, - Even till unfenced desolation - Leave them as naked as the vulgar air. - That done, dissever your united strengths - And part your mingled colours once again, - Turn face to face and bloody point to point; - Then in a moment Fortune shall cull forth - Out of one side her happy minion, - To whom in favour she shall give the day, - And kiss him with a glorious victory. - How like you this wild counsel, mighty states? - Smacks it not something of the policy? - KING JOHN. Now, by the sky that hangs above our heads, - I like it well. France, shall we knit our pow'rs - And lay this Angiers even with the ground; - Then after fight who shall be king of it? - BASTARD. An if thou hast the mettle of a king, - Being wrong'd as we are by this peevish town, - Turn thou the mouth of thy artillery, - As we will ours, against these saucy walls; - And when that we have dash'd them to the ground, - Why then defy each other, and pell-mell - Make work upon ourselves, for heaven or hell. - KING PHILIP. Let it be so. Say, where will you assault? - KING JOHN. We from the west will send destruction - Into this city's bosom. - AUSTRIA. I from the north. - KING PHILIP. Our thunder from the south - Shall rain their drift of bullets on this town. - BASTARD. [Aside] O prudent discipline! From north to south, - Austria and France shoot in each other's mouth. - I'll stir them to it.-Come, away, away! - CITIZEN. Hear us, great kings: vouchsafe awhile to stay, - And I shall show you peace and fair-fac'd league; - Win you this city without stroke or wound; - Rescue those breathing lives to die in beds - That here come sacrifices for the field. - Persever not, but hear me, mighty kings. - KING JOHN. Speak on with favour; we are bent to hear. - CITIZEN. That daughter there of Spain, the Lady Blanch, - Is niece to England; look upon the years - Of Lewis the Dauphin and that lovely maid. - If lusty love should go in quest of beauty, - Where should he find it fairer than in Blanch? - If zealous love should go in search of virtue, - Where should he find it purer than in Blanch? - If love ambitious sought a match of birth, - Whose veins bound richer blood than Lady Blanch? - Such as she is, in beauty, virtue, birth, - Is the young Dauphin every way complete- - If not complete of, say he is not she; - And she again wants nothing, to name want, - If want it be not that she is not he. - He is the half part of a blessed man, - Left to be finished by such as she; - And she a fair divided excellence, - Whose fulness of perfection lies in him. - O, two such silver currents, when they join, - Do glorify the banks that bound them in; - And two such shores to two such streams made one, - Two such controlling bounds, shall you be, Kings, - To these two princes, if you marry them. - This union shall do more than battery can - To our fast-closed gates; for at this match - With swifter spleen than powder can enforce, - The mouth of passage shall we fling wide ope - And give you entrance; but without this match, - The sea enraged is not half so deaf, - Lions more confident, mountains and rocks - More free from motion-no, not Death himself - In mortal fury half so peremptory - As we to keep this city. - BASTARD. Here's a stay - That shakes the rotten carcass of old Death - Out of his rags! Here's a large mouth, indeed, - That spits forth death and mountains, rocks and seas; - Talks as familiarly of roaring lions - As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs! - What cannoneer begot this lusty blood? - He speaks plain cannon-fire, and smoke and bounce; - He gives the bastinado with his tongue; - Our ears are cudgell'd; not a word of his - But buffets better than a fist of France. - Zounds! I was never so bethump'd with words - Since I first call'd my brother's father dad. - ELINOR. Son, list to this conjunction, make this match; - Give with our niece a dowry large enough; - For by this knot thou shalt so surely tie - Thy now unsur'd assurance to the crown - That yon green boy shall have no sun to ripe - The bloom that promiseth a mighty fruit. - I see a yielding in the looks of France; - Mark how they whisper. Urge them while their souls - Are capable of this ambition, - Lest zeal, now melted by the windy breath - Of soft petitions, pity, and remorse, - Cool and congeal again to what it was. - CITIZEN. Why answer not the double majesties - This friendly treaty of our threat'ned town? - KING PHILIP. Speak England first, that hath been forward first - To speak unto this city: what say you? - KING JOHN. If that the Dauphin there, thy princely son, - Can in this book of beauty read 'I love,' - Her dowry shall weigh equal with a queen; - For Anjou, and fair Touraine, Maine, Poictiers, - And all that we upon this side the sea- - Except this city now by us besieg'd- - Find liable to our crown and dignity, - Shall gild her bridal bed, and make her rich - In titles, honours, and promotions, - As she in beauty, education, blood, - Holds hand with any princess of the world. - KING PHILIP. What say'st thou, boy? Look in the lady's face. - LEWIS. I do, my lord, and in her eye I find - A wonder, or a wondrous miracle, - The shadow of myself form'd in her eye; - Which, being but the shadow of your son, - Becomes a sun, and makes your son a shadow. - I do protest I never lov'd myself - Till now infixed I beheld myself - Drawn in the flattering table of her eye. - [Whispers with BLANCH] - BASTARD. [Aside] Drawn in the flattering table of her eye, - Hang'd in the frowning wrinkle of her brow, - And quarter'd in her heart-he doth espy - Himself love's traitor. This is pity now, - That hang'd and drawn and quarter'd there should be - In such a love so vile a lout as he. - BLANCH. My uncle's will in this respect is mine. - If he see aught in you that makes him like, - That anything he sees which moves his liking - I can with ease translate it to my will; - Or if you will, to speak more properly, - I will enforce it eas'ly to my love. - Further I will not flatter you, my lord, - That all I see in you is worthy love, - Than this: that nothing do I see in you- - Though churlish thoughts themselves should be your judge- - That I can find should merit any hate. - KING JOHN. What say these young ones? What say you, my niece? - BLANCH. That she is bound in honour still to do - What you in wisdom still vouchsafe to say. - KING JOHN. Speak then, Prince Dauphin; can you love this lady? - LEWIS. Nay, ask me if I can refrain from love; - For I do love her most unfeignedly. - KING JOHN. Then do I give Volquessen, Touraine, Maine, - Poictiers, and Anjou, these five provinces, - With her to thee; and this addition more, - Full thirty thousand marks of English coin. - Philip of France, if thou be pleas'd withal, - Command thy son and daughter to join hands. - KING PHILIP. It likes us well; young princes, close your hands. - AUSTRIA. And your lips too; for I am well assur'd - That I did so when I was first assur'd. - KING PHILIP. Now, citizens of Angiers, ope your gates, - Let in that amity which you have made; - For at Saint Mary's chapel presently - The rites of marriage shall be solemniz'd. - Is not the Lady Constance in this troop? - I know she is not; for this match made up - Her presence would have interrupted much. - Where is she and her son? Tell me, who knows. - LEWIS. She is sad and passionate at your Highness' tent. - KING PHILIP. And, by my faith, this league that we have made - Will give her sadness very little cure. - Brother of England, how may we content - This widow lady? In her right we came; - Which we, God knows, have turn'd another way, - To our own vantage. - KING JOHN. We will heal up all, - For we'll create young Arthur Duke of Britaine, - And Earl of Richmond; and this rich fair town - We make him lord of. Call the Lady Constance; - Some speedy messenger bid her repair - To our solemnity. I trust we shall, - If not fill up the measure of her will, - Yet in some measure satisfy her so - That we shall stop her exclamation. - Go we as well as haste will suffer us - To this unlook'd-for, unprepared pomp. - Exeunt all but the BASTARD - BASTARD. Mad world! mad kings! mad composition! - John, to stop Arthur's tide in the whole, - Hath willingly departed with a part; - And France, whose armour conscience buckled on, - Whom zeal and charity brought to the field - As God's own soldier, rounded in the ear - With that same purpose-changer, that sly devil, - That broker that still breaks the pate of faith, - That daily break-vow, he that wins of all, - Of kings, of beggars, old men, young men, maids, - Who having no external thing to lose - But the word 'maid,' cheats the poor maid of that; - That smooth-fac'd gentleman, tickling commodity, - Commodity, the bias of the world- - The world, who of itself is peised well, - Made to run even upon even ground, - Till this advantage, this vile-drawing bias, - This sway of motion, this commodity, - Makes it take head from all indifferency, - From all direction, purpose, course, intent- - And this same bias, this commodity, - This bawd, this broker, this all-changing word, - Clapp'd on the outward eye of fickle France, - Hath drawn him from his own determin'd aid, - From a resolv'd and honourable war, - To a most base and vile-concluded peace. - And why rail I on this commodity? - But for because he hath not woo'd me yet; - Not that I have the power to clutch my hand - When his fair angels would salute my palm, - But for my hand, as unattempted yet, - Like a poor beggar raileth on the rich. - Well, whiles I am a beggar, I will rail - And say there is no sin but to be rich; - And being rich, my virtue then shall be - To say there is no vice but beggary. - Since kings break faith upon commodity, - Gain, be my lord, for I will worship thee. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE 1. - -France. The FRENCH KING'S camp - -Enter CONSTANCE, ARTHUR, and SALISBURY - - CONSTANCE. Gone to be married! Gone to swear a peace! - False blood to false blood join'd! Gone to be friends! - Shall Lewis have Blanch, and Blanch those provinces? - It is not so; thou hast misspoke, misheard; - Be well advis'd, tell o'er thy tale again. - It cannot be; thou dost but say 'tis so; - I trust I may not trust thee, for thy word - Is but the vain breath of a common man: - Believe me I do not believe thee, man; - I have a king's oath to the contrary. - Thou shalt be punish'd for thus frighting me, - For I am sick and capable of fears, - Oppress'd with wrongs, and therefore full of fears; - A widow, husbandless, subject to fears; - A woman, naturally born to fears; - And though thou now confess thou didst but jest, - With my vex'd spirits I cannot take a truce, - But they will quake and tremble all this day. - What dost thou mean by shaking of thy head? - Why dost thou look so sadly on my son? - What means that hand upon that breast of thine? - Why holds thine eye that lamentable rheum, - Like a proud river peering o'er his bounds? - Be these sad signs confirmers of thy words? - Then speak again-not all thy former tale, - But this one word, whether thy tale be true. - SALISBURY. As true as I believe you think them false - That give you cause to prove my saying true. - CONSTANCE. O, if thou teach me to believe this sorrow, - Teach thou this sorrow how to make me die; - And let belief and life encounter so - As doth the fury of two desperate men - Which in the very meeting fall and die! - Lewis marry Blanch! O boy, then where art thou? - France friend with England; what becomes of me? - Fellow, be gone: I cannot brook thy sight; - This news hath made thee a most ugly man. - SALISBURY. What other harm have I, good lady, done - But spoke the harm that is by others done? - CONSTANCE. Which harm within itself so heinous is - As it makes harmful all that speak of it. - ARTHUR. I do beseech you, madam, be content. - CONSTANCE. If thou that bid'st me be content wert grim, - Ugly, and sland'rous to thy mother's womb, - Full of unpleasing blots and sightless stains, - Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious, - Patch'd with foul moles and eye-offending marks, - I would not care, I then would be content; - For then I should not love thee; no, nor thou - Become thy great birth, nor deserve a crown. - But thou art fair, and at thy birth, dear boy, - Nature and Fortune join'd to make thee great: - Of Nature's gifts thou mayst with lilies boast, - And with the half-blown rose; but Fortune, O! - She is corrupted, chang'd, and won from thee; - Sh' adulterates hourly with thine uncle John, - And with her golden hand hath pluck'd on France - To tread down fair respect of sovereignty, - And made his majesty the bawd to theirs. - France is a bawd to Fortune and King John- - That strumpet Fortune, that usurping John! - Tell me, thou fellow, is not France forsworn? - Envenom him with words, or get thee gone - And leave those woes alone which I alone - Am bound to under-bear. - SALISBURY. Pardon me, madam, - I may not go without you to the kings. - CONSTANCE. Thou mayst, thou shalt; I will not go with thee; - I will instruct my sorrows to be proud, - For grief is proud, and makes his owner stoop. - To me, and to the state of my great grief, - Let kings assemble; for my grief's so great - That no supporter but the huge firm earth - Can hold it up. [Seats herself on the ground] - Here I and sorrows sit; - Here is my throne, bid kings come bow to it. - - Enter KING JOHN, KING PHILIP, LEWIS, BLANCH, - ELINOR, the BASTARD, AUSTRIA, and attendants - - KING PHILIP. 'Tis true, fair daughter, and this blessed day - Ever in France shall be kept festival. - To solemnize this day the glorious sun - Stays in his course and plays the alchemist, - Turning with splendour of his precious eye - The meagre cloddy earth to glittering gold. - The yearly course that brings this day about - Shall never see it but a holiday. - CONSTANCE. [Rising] A wicked day, and not a holy day! - What hath this day deserv'd? what hath it done - That it in golden letters should be set - Among the high tides in the calendar? - Nay, rather turn this day out of the week, - This day of shame, oppression, perjury; - Or, if it must stand still, let wives with child - Pray that their burdens may not fall this day, - Lest that their hopes prodigiously be cross'd; - But on this day let seamen fear no wreck; - No bargains break that are not this day made; - This day, all things begun come to ill end, - Yea, faith itself to hollow falsehood change! - KING PHILIP. By heaven, lady, you shall have no cause - To curse the fair proceedings of this day. - Have I not pawn'd to you my majesty? - CONSTANCE. You have beguil'd me with a counterfeit - Resembling majesty, which, being touch'd and tried, - Proves valueless; you are forsworn, forsworn; - You came in arms to spill mine enemies' blood, - But now in arms you strengthen it with yours. - The grappling vigour and rough frown of war - Is cold in amity and painted peace, - And our oppression hath made up this league. - Arm, arm, you heavens, against these perjur'd kings! - A widow cries: Be husband to me, heavens! - Let not the hours of this ungodly day - Wear out the day in peace; but, ere sunset, - Set armed discord 'twixt these perjur'd kings! - Hear me, O, hear me! - AUSTRIA. Lady Constance, peace! - CONSTANCE. War! war! no peace! Peace is to me a war. - O Lymoges! O Austria! thou dost shame - That bloody spoil. Thou slave, thou wretch, thou coward! - Thou little valiant, great in villainy! - Thou ever strong upon the stronger side! - Thou Fortune's champion that dost never fight - But when her humorous ladyship is by - To teach thee safety! Thou art perjur'd too, - And sooth'st up greatness. What a fool art thou, - A ramping fool, to brag and stamp and swear - Upon my party! Thou cold-blooded slave, - Hast thou not spoke like thunder on my side, - Been sworn my soldier, bidding me depend - Upon thy stars, thy fortune, and thy strength, - And dost thou now fall over to my foes? - Thou wear a lion's hide! Doff it for shame, - And hang a calf's-skin on those recreant limbs. - AUSTRIA. O that a man should speak those words to me! - BASTARD. And hang a calf's-skin on those recreant limbs. - AUSTRIA. Thou dar'st not say so, villain, for thy life. - BASTARD. And hang a calf's-skin on those recreant limbs. - KING JOHN. We like not this: thou dost forget thyself. - - Enter PANDULPH - - KING PHILIP. Here comes the holy legate of the Pope. - PANDULPH. Hail, you anointed deputies of heaven! - To thee, King John, my holy errand is. - I Pandulph, of fair Milan cardinal, - And from Pope Innocent the legate here, - Do in his name religiously demand - Why thou against the Church, our holy mother, - So wilfully dost spurn; and force perforce - Keep Stephen Langton, chosen Archbishop - Of Canterbury, from that holy see? - This, in our foresaid holy father's name, - Pope Innocent, I do demand of thee. - KING JOHN. What earthly name to interrogatories - Can task the free breath of a sacred king? - Thou canst not, Cardinal, devise a name - So slight, unworthy, and ridiculous, - To charge me to an answer, as the Pope. - Tell him this tale, and from the mouth of England - Add thus much more, that no Italian priest - Shall tithe or toll in our dominions; - But as we under heaven are supreme head, - So, under Him that great supremacy, - Where we do reign we will alone uphold, - Without th' assistance of a mortal hand. - So tell the Pope, all reverence set apart - To him and his usurp'd authority. - KING PHILIP. Brother of England, you blaspheme in this. - KING JOHN. Though you and all the kings of Christendom - Are led so grossly by this meddling priest, - Dreading the curse that money may buy out, - And by the merit of vile gold, dross, dust, - Purchase corrupted pardon of a man, - Who in that sale sells pardon from himself- - Though you and all the rest, so grossly led, - This juggling witchcraft with revenue cherish; - Yet I alone, alone do me oppose - Against the Pope, and count his friends my foes. - PANDULPH. Then by the lawful power that I have - Thou shalt stand curs'd and excommunicate; - And blessed shall he be that doth revolt - From his allegiance to an heretic; - And meritorious shall that hand be call'd, - Canonized, and worshipp'd as a saint, - That takes away by any secret course - Thy hateful life. - CONSTANCE. O, lawful let it be - That I have room with Rome to curse awhile! - Good father Cardinal, cry thou 'amen' - To my keen curses; for without my wrong - There is no tongue hath power to curse him right. - PANDULPH. There's law and warrant, lady, for my curse. - CONSTANCE. And for mine too; when law can do no right, - Let it be lawful that law bar no wrong; - Law cannot give my child his kingdom here, - For he that holds his kingdom holds the law; - Therefore, since law itself is perfect wrong, - How can the law forbid my tongue to curse? - PANDULPH. Philip of France, on peril of a curse, - Let go the hand of that arch-heretic, - And raise the power of France upon his head, - Unless he do submit himself to Rome. - ELINOR. Look'st thou pale, France? Do not let go thy hand. - CONSTANCE. Look to that, devil, lest that France repent - And by disjoining hands hell lose a soul. - AUSTRIA. King Philip, listen to the Cardinal. - BASTARD. And hang a calf's-skin on his recreant limbs. - AUSTRIA. Well, ruffian, I must pocket up these wrongs, - Because- - BASTARD. Your breeches best may carry them. - KING JOHN. Philip, what say'st thou to the Cardinal? - CONSTANCE. What should he say, but as the Cardinal? - LEWIS. Bethink you, father; for the difference - Is purchase of a heavy curse from Rome - Or the light loss of England for a friend. - Forgo the easier. - BLANCH. That's the curse of Rome. - CONSTANCE. O Lewis, stand fast! The devil tempts thee here - In likeness of a new untrimmed bride. - BLANCH. The Lady Constance speaks not from her faith, - But from her need. - CONSTANCE. O, if thou grant my need, - Which only lives but by the death of faith, - That need must needs infer this principle- - That faith would live again by death of need. - O then, tread down my need, and faith mounts up: - Keep my need up, and faith is trodden down! - KING JOHN. The King is mov'd, and answers not to this. - CONSTANCE. O be remov'd from him, and answer well! - AUSTRIA. Do so, King Philip; hang no more in doubt. - BASTARD. Hang nothing but a calf's-skin, most sweet lout. - KING PHILIP. I am perplex'd and know not what to say. - PANDULPH. What canst thou say but will perplex thee more, - If thou stand excommunicate and curs'd? - KING PHILIP. Good reverend father, make my person yours, - And tell me how you would bestow yourself. - This royal hand and mine are newly knit, - And the conjunction of our inward souls - Married in league, coupled and link'd together - With all religious strength of sacred vows; - The latest breath that gave the sound of words - Was deep-sworn faith, peace, amity, true love, - Between our kingdoms and our royal selves; - And even before this truce, but new before, - No longer than we well could wash our hands, - To clap this royal bargain up of peace, - Heaven knows, they were besmear'd and overstain'd - With slaughter's pencil, where revenge did paint - The fearful difference of incensed kings. - And shall these hands, so lately purg'd of blood, - So newly join'd in love, so strong in both, - Unyoke this seizure and this kind regreet? - Play fast and loose with faith? so jest with heaven, - Make such unconstant children of ourselves, - As now again to snatch our palm from palm, - Unswear faith sworn, and on the marriage-bed - Of smiling peace to march a bloody host, - And make a riot on the gentle brow - Of true sincerity? O, holy sir, - My reverend father, let it not be so! - Out of your grace, devise, ordain, impose, - Some gentle order; and then we shall be blest - To do your pleasure, and continue friends. - PANDULPH. All form is formless, order orderless, - Save what is opposite to England's love. - Therefore, to arms! be champion of our church, - Or let the church, our mother, breathe her curse- - A mother's curse-on her revolting son. - France, thou mayst hold a serpent by the tongue, - A chafed lion by the mortal paw, - A fasting tiger safer by the tooth, - Than keep in peace that hand which thou dost hold. - KING PHILIP. I may disjoin my hand, but not my faith. - PANDULPH. So mak'st thou faith an enemy to faith; - And like. a civil war set'st oath to oath. - Thy tongue against thy tongue. O, let thy vow - First made to heaven, first be to heaven perform'd, - That is, to be the champion of our Church. - What since thou swor'st is sworn against thyself - And may not be performed by thyself, - For that which thou hast sworn to do amiss - Is not amiss when it is truly done; - And being not done, where doing tends to ill, - The truth is then most done not doing it; - The better act of purposes mistook - Is to mistake again; though indirect, - Yet indirection thereby grows direct, - And falsehood cures, as fire cools fire - Within the scorched veins of one new-burn'd. - It is religion that doth make vows kept; - But thou hast sworn against religion - By what thou swear'st against the thing thou swear'st, - And mak'st an oath the surety for thy truth - Against an oath; the truth thou art unsure - To swear swears only not to be forsworn; - Else what a mockery should it be to swear! - But thou dost swear only to be forsworn; - And most forsworn to keep what thou dost swear. - Therefore thy later vows against thy first - Is in thyself rebellion to thyself; - And better conquest never canst thou make - Than arm thy constant and thy nobler parts - Against these giddy loose suggestions; - Upon which better part our pray'rs come in, - If thou vouchsafe them. But if not, then know - The peril of our curses fight on thee - So heavy as thou shalt not shake them off, - But in despair die under the black weight. - AUSTRIA. Rebellion, flat rebellion! - BASTARD. Will't not be? - Will not a calf's-skin stop that mouth of thine? - LEWIS. Father, to arms! - BLANCH. Upon thy wedding-day? - Against the blood that thou hast married? - What, shall our feast be kept with slaughtered men? - Shall braying trumpets and loud churlish drums, - Clamours of hell, be measures to our pomp? - O husband, hear me! ay, alack, how new - Is 'husband' in my mouth! even for that name, - Which till this time my tongue did ne'er pronounce, - Upon my knee I beg, go not to arms - Against mine uncle. - CONSTANCE. O, upon my knee, - Made hard with kneeling, I do pray to thee, - Thou virtuous Dauphin, alter not the doom - Forethought by heaven! - BLANCH. Now shall I see thy love. What motive may - Be stronger with thee than the name of wife? - CONSTANCE. That which upholdeth him that thee upholds, - His honour. O, thine honour, Lewis, thine honour! - LEWIS. I muse your Majesty doth seem so cold, - When such profound respects do pull you on. - PANDULPH. I will denounce a curse upon his head. - KING PHILIP. Thou shalt not need. England, I will fall from thee. - CONSTANCE. O fair return of banish'd majesty! - ELINOR. O foul revolt of French inconstancy! - KING JOHN. France, thou shalt rue this hour within this hour. - BASTARD. Old Time the clock-setter, that bald sexton Time, - Is it as he will? Well then, France shall rue. - BLANCH. The sun's o'ercast with blood. Fair day, adieu! - Which is the side that I must go withal? - I am with both: each army hath a hand; - And in their rage, I having hold of both, - They whirl asunder and dismember me. - Husband, I cannot pray that thou mayst win; - Uncle, I needs must pray that thou mayst lose; - Father, I may not wish the fortune thine; - Grandam, I will not wish thy wishes thrive. - Whoever wins, on that side shall I lose: - Assured loss before the match be play'd. - LEWIS. Lady, with me, with me thy fortune lies. - BLANCH. There where my fortune lives, there my life dies. - KING JOHN. Cousin, go draw our puissance together. - Exit BASTARD - France, I am burn'd up with inflaming wrath, - A rage whose heat hath this condition - That nothing can allay, nothing but blood, - The blood, and dearest-valu'd blood, of France. - KING PHILIP. Thy rage shall burn thee up, and thou shalt turn - To ashes, ere our blood shall quench that fire. - Look to thyself, thou art in jeopardy. - KING JOHN. No more than he that threats. To arms let's hie! - Exeunt severally - - - - -SCENE 2. - -France. Plains near Angiers - -Alarums, excursions. Enter the BASTARD with AUSTRIA'S head - - BASTARD. Now, by my life, this day grows wondrous hot; - Some airy devil hovers in the sky - And pours down mischief. Austria's head lie there, - While Philip breathes. - - Enter KING JOHN, ARTHUR, and HUBERT - - KING JOHN. Hubert, keep this boy. Philip, make up: - My mother is assailed in our tent, - And ta'en, I fear. - BASTARD. My lord, I rescued her; - Her Highness is in safety, fear you not; - But on, my liege, for very little pains - Will bring this labour to an happy end. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 3. - -France. Plains near Angiers - -Alarums, excursions, retreat. Enter KING JOHN, ELINOR, ARTHUR, -the BASTARD, HUBERT, and LORDS - - KING JOHN. [To ELINOR] So shall it be; your Grace shall stay - behind, - So strongly guarded. [To ARTHUR] Cousin, look not sad; - Thy grandam loves thee, and thy uncle will - As dear be to thee as thy father was. - ARTHUR. O, this will make my mother die with grief! - KING JOHN. [To the BASTARD] Cousin, away for England! haste - before, - And, ere our coming, see thou shake the bags - Of hoarding abbots; imprisoned angels - Set at liberty; the fat ribs of peace - Must by the hungry now be fed upon. - Use our commission in his utmost force. - BASTARD. Bell, book, and candle, shall not drive me back, - When gold and silver becks me to come on. - I leave your Highness. Grandam, I will pray, - If ever I remember to be holy, - For your fair safety. So, I kiss your hand. - ELINOR. Farewell, gentle cousin. - KING JOHN. Coz, farewell. - Exit BASTARD - ELINOR. Come hither, little kinsman; hark, a word. - KING JOHN. Come hither, Hubert. O my gentle Hubert, - We owe thee much! Within this wall of flesh - There is a soul counts thee her creditor, - And with advantage means to pay thy love; - And, my good friend, thy voluntary oath - Lives in this bosom, dearly cherished. - Give me thy hand. I had a thing to say- - But I will fit it with some better time. - By heaven, Hubert, I am almost asham'd - To say what good respect I have of thee. - HUBERT. I am much bounden to your Majesty. - KING JOHN. Good friend, thou hast no cause to say so yet, - But thou shalt have; and creep time ne'er so slow, - Yet it shall come for me to do thee good. - I had a thing to say-but let it go: - The sun is in the heaven, and the proud day, - Attended with the pleasures of the world, - Is all too wanton and too full of gawds - To give me audience. If the midnight bell - Did with his iron tongue and brazen mouth - Sound on into the drowsy race of night; - If this same were a churchyard where we stand, - And thou possessed with a thousand wrongs; - Or if that surly spirit, melancholy, - Had bak'd thy blood and made it heavy-thick, - Which else runs tickling up and down the veins, - Making that idiot, laughter, keep men's eyes - And strain their cheeks to idle merriment, - A passion hateful to my purposes; - Or if that thou couldst see me without eyes, - Hear me without thine cars, and make reply - Without a tongue, using conceit alone, - Without eyes, ears, and harmful sound of words- - Then, in despite of brooded watchful day, - I would into thy bosom pour my thoughts. - But, ah, I will not! Yet I love thee well; - And, by my troth, I think thou lov'st me well. - HUBERT. So well that what you bid me undertake, - Though that my death were adjunct to my act, - By heaven, I would do it. - KING JOHN. Do not I know thou wouldst? - Good Hubert, Hubert, Hubert, throw thine eye - On yon young boy. I'll tell thee what, my friend, - He is a very serpent in my way; - And wheresoe'er this foot of mine doth tread, - He lies before me. Dost thou understand me? - Thou art his keeper. - HUBERT. And I'll keep him so - That he shall not offend your Majesty. - KING JOHN. Death. - HUBERT. My lord? - KING JOHN. A grave. - HUBERT. He shall not live. - KING JOHN. Enough! - I could be merry now. Hubert, I love thee. - Well, I'll not say what I intend for thee. - Remember. Madam, fare you well; - I'll send those powers o'er to your Majesty. - ELINOR. My blessing go with thee! - KING JOHN. [To ARTHUR] For England, cousin, go; - Hubert shall be your man, attend on you - With all true duty. On toward Calais, ho! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 4. - -France. The FRENCH KING's camp - -Enter KING PHILIP, LEWIS, PANDULPH, and attendants - - KING PHILIP. So by a roaring tempest on the flood - A whole armado of convicted sail - Is scattered and disjoin'd from fellowship. - PANDULPH. Courage and comfort! All shall yet go well. - KING PHILIP. What can go well, when we have run so ill. - Are we not beaten? Is not Angiers lost? - Arthur ta'en prisoner? Divers dear friends slain? - And bloody England into England gone, - O'erbearing interruption, spite of France? - LEWIS. he hath won, that hath he fortified; - So hot a speed with such advice dispos'd, - Such temperate order in so fierce a cause, - Doth want example; who hath read or heard - Of any kindred action like to this? - KING PHILIP. Well could I bear that England had this praise, - So we could find some pattern of our shame. - - Enter CONSTANCE - - Look who comes here! a grave unto a soul; - Holding th' eternal spirit, against her will, - In the vile prison of afflicted breath. - I prithee, lady, go away with me. - CONSTANCE. Lo now! now see the issue of your peace! - KING PHILIP. Patience, good lady! Comfort, gentle Constance! - CONSTANCE. No, I defy all counsel, all redress, - But that which ends all counsel, true redress- - Death, death; O amiable lovely death! - Thou odoriferous stench! sound rottenness! - Arise forth from the couch of lasting night, - Thou hate and terror to prosperity, - And I will kiss thy detestable bones, - And put my eyeballs in thy vaulty brows, - And ring these fingers with thy household worms, - And stop this gap of breath with fulsome dust, - And be a carrion monster like thyself. - Come, grin on me, and I will think thou smil'st, - And buss thee as thy wife. Misery's love, - O, come to me! - KING PHILIP. O fair affliction, peace! - CONSTANCE. No, no, I will not, having breath to cry. - O that my tongue were in the thunder's mouth! - Then with a passion would I shake the world, - And rouse from sleep that fell anatomy - Which cannot hear a lady's feeble voice, - Which scorns a modern invocation. - PANDULPH. Lady, you utter madness and not sorrow. - CONSTANCE. Thou art not holy to belie me so. - I am not mad: this hair I tear is mine; - My name is Constance; I was Geffrey's wife; - Young Arthur is my son, and he is lost. - I am not mad-I would to heaven I were! - For then 'tis like I should forget myself. - O, if I could, what grief should I forget! - Preach some philosophy to make me mad, - And thou shalt be canoniz'd, Cardinal; - For, being not mad, but sensible of grief, - My reasonable part produces reason - How I may be deliver'd of these woes, - And teaches me to kill or hang myself. - If I were mad I should forget my son, - Or madly think a babe of clouts were he. - I am not mad; too well, too well I feel - The different plague of each calamity. - KING PHILIP. Bind up those tresses. O, what love I note - In the fair multitude of those her hairs! - Where but by a chance a silver drop hath fall'n, - Even to that drop ten thousand wiry friends - Do glue themselves in sociable grief, - Like true, inseparable, faithful loves, - Sticking together in calamity. - CONSTANCE. To England, if you will. - KING PHILIP. Bind up your hairs. - CONSTANCE. Yes, that I will; and wherefore will I do it? - I tore them from their bonds, and cried aloud - 'O that these hands could so redeem my son, - As they have given these hairs their liberty!' - But now I envy at their liberty, - And will again commit them to their bonds, - Because my poor child is a prisoner. - And, father Cardinal, I have heard you say - That we shall see and know our friends in heaven; - If that be true, I shall see my boy again; - For since the birth of Cain, the first male child, - To him that did but yesterday suspire, - There was not such a gracious creature born. - But now will canker sorrow eat my bud - And chase the native beauty from his cheek, - And he will look as hollow as a ghost, - As dim and meagre as an ague's fit; - And so he'll die; and, rising so again, - When I shall meet him in the court of heaven - I shall not know him. Therefore never, never - Must I behold my pretty Arthur more. - PANDULPH. You hold too heinous a respect of grief. - CONSTANCE. He talks to me that never had a son. - KING PHILIP. You are as fond of grief as of your child. - CONSTANCE. Grief fills the room up of my absent child, - Lies in his bed, walks up and down with me, - Puts on his pretty looks, repeats his words, - Remembers me of all his gracious parts, - Stuffs out his vacant garments with his form; - Then have I reason to be fond of grief. - Fare you well; had you such a loss as I, - I could give better comfort than you do. - I will not keep this form upon my head, - [Tearing her hair] - When there is such disorder in my wit. - O Lord! my boy, my Arthur, my fair son! - My life, my joy, my food, my ail the world! - My widow-comfort, and my sorrows' cure! Exit - KING PHILIP. I fear some outrage, and I'll follow her. Exit - LEWIS. There's nothing in this world can make me joy. - Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale - Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man; - And bitter shame hath spoil'd the sweet world's taste, - That it yields nought but shame and bitterness. - PANDULPH. Before the curing of a strong disease, - Even in the instant of repair and health, - The fit is strongest; evils that take leave - On their departure most of all show evil; - What have you lost by losing of this day? - LEWIS. All days of glory, joy, and happiness. - PANDULPH. If you had won it, certainly you had. - No, no; when Fortune means to men most good, - She looks upon them with a threat'ning eye. - 'Tis strange to think how much King John hath lost - In this which he accounts so clearly won. - Are not you griev'd that Arthur is his prisoner? - LEWIS. As heartily as he is glad he hath him. - PANDULPH. Your mind is all as youthful as your blood. - Now hear me speak with a prophetic spirit; - For even the breath of what I mean to speak - Shall blow each dust, each straw, each little rub, - Out of the path which shall directly lead - Thy foot to England's throne. And therefore mark: - John hath seiz'd Arthur; and it cannot be - That, whiles warm life plays in that infant's veins, - The misplac'd John should entertain an hour, - One minute, nay, one quiet breath of rest. - A sceptre snatch'd with an unruly hand - Must be boisterously maintain'd as gain'd, - And he that stands upon a slipp'ry place - Makes nice of no vile hold to stay him up; - That John may stand then, Arthur needs must fall; - So be it, for it cannot be but so. - LEWIS. But what shall I gain by young Arthur's fall? - PANDULPH. You, in the right of Lady Blanch your wife, - May then make all the claim that Arthur did. - LEWIS. And lose it, life and all, as Arthur did. - PANDULPH. How green you are and fresh in this old world! - John lays you plots; the times conspire with you; - For he that steeps his safety in true blood - Shall find but bloody safety and untrue. - This act, so evilly borne, shall cool the hearts - Of all his people and freeze up their zeal, - That none so small advantage shall step forth - To check his reign but they will cherish it; - No natural exhalation in the sky, - No scope of nature, no distemper'd day, - No common wind, no customed event, - But they will pluck away his natural cause - And call them meteors, prodigies, and signs, - Abortives, presages, and tongues of heaven, - Plainly denouncing vengeance upon John. - LEWIS. May be he will not touch young Arthur's life, - But hold himself safe in his prisonment. - PANDULPH. O, Sir, when he shall hear of your approach, - If that young Arthur be not gone already, - Even at that news he dies; and then the hearts - Of all his people shall revolt from him, - And kiss the lips of unacquainted change, - And pick strong matter of revolt and wrath - Out of the bloody fingers' ends of john. - Methinks I see this hurly all on foot; - And, O, what better matter breeds for you - Than I have nam'd! The bastard Faulconbridge - Is now in England ransacking the Church, - Offending charity; if but a dozen French - Were there in arms, they would be as a can - To train ten thousand English to their side; - Or as a little snow, tumbled about, - Anon becomes a mountain. O noble Dauphin, - Go with me to the King. 'Tis wonderful - What may be wrought out of their discontent, - Now that their souls are topful of offence. - For England go; I will whet on the King. - LEWIS. Strong reasons makes strong actions. Let us go; - If you say ay, the King will not say no. 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Look to't. - Exeunt EXECUTIONERS - Young lad, come forth; I have to say with you. - - Enter ARTHUR - - ARTHUR. Good morrow, Hubert. - HUBERT. Good morrow, little Prince. - ARTHUR. As little prince, having so great a tide - To be more prince, as may be. You are sad. - HUBERT. Indeed I have been merrier. - ARTHUR. Mercy on me! - Methinks no body should be sad but I; - Yet, I remember, when I was in France, - Young gentlemen would be as sad as night, - Only for wantonness. By my christendom, - So I were out of prison and kept sheep, - I should be as merry as the day is long; - And so I would be here but that I doubt - My uncle practises more harm to me; - He is afraid of me, and I of him. - Is it my fault that I was Geffrey's son? - No, indeed, ist not; and I would to heaven - I were your son, so you would love me, Hubert. - HUBERT. [Aside] If I talk to him, with his innocent prate - He will awake my mercy, which lies dead; - Therefore I will be sudden and dispatch. - ARTHUR. Are you sick, Hubert? You look pale to-day; - In sooth, I would you were a little sick, - That I might sit all night and watch with you. - I warrant I love you more than you do me. - HUBERT. [Aside] His words do take possession of my bosom.- - Read here, young Arthur. [Showing a paper] - [Aside] How now, foolish rheum! - Turning dispiteous torture out of door! - I must be brief, lest resolution drop - Out at mine eyes in tender womanish tears.- - Can you not read it? Is it not fair writ? - ARTHUR. Too fairly, Hubert, for so foul effect. - Must you with hot irons burn out both mine eyes? - HUBERT. Young boy, I must. - ARTHUR. And will you? - HUBERT. And I will. - ARTHUR. Have you the heart? When your head did but ache, - I knit my handkerchief about your brows- - The best I had, a princess wrought it me- - And I did never ask it you again; - And with my hand at midnight held your head; - And, like the watchful minutes to the hour, - Still and anon cheer'd up the heavy time, - Saying 'What lack you?' and 'Where lies your grief?' - Or 'What good love may I perform for you?' - Many a poor man's son would have lyen still, - And ne'er have spoke a loving word to you; - But you at your sick service had a prince. - Nay, you may think my love was crafty love, - And call it cunning. Do, an if you will. - If heaven be pleas'd that you must use me ill, - Why, then you must. Will you put out mine eyes, - These eyes that never did nor never shall - So much as frown on you? - HUBERT. I have sworn to do it; - And with hot irons must I burn them out. - ARTHUR. Ah, none but in this iron age would do it! - The iron of itself, though heat red-hot, - Approaching near these eyes would drink my tears, - And quench his fiery indignation - Even in the matter of mine innocence; - Nay, after that, consume away in rust - But for containing fire to harm mine eye. - Are you more stubborn-hard than hammer'd iron? - An if an angel should have come to me - And told me Hubert should put out mine eyes, - I would not have believ'd him-no tongue but Hubert's. - HUBERT. [Stamps] Come forth. - - Re-enter EXECUTIONERS, With cord, irons, etc. - - Do as I bid you do. - ARTHUR. O, save me, Hubert, save me! My eyes are out - Even with the fierce looks of these bloody men. - HUBERT. Give me the iron, I say, and bind him here. - ARTHUR. Alas, what need you be so boist'rous rough? - I will not struggle, I will stand stone-still. - For heaven sake, Hubert, let me not be bound! - Nay, hear me, Hubert! Drive these men away, - And I will sit as quiet as a lamb; - I will not stir, nor wince, nor speak a word, - Nor look upon the iron angrily; - Thrust but these men away, and I'll forgive you, - Whatever torment you do put me to. - HUBERT. Go, stand within; let me alone with him. - EXECUTIONER. I am best pleas'd to be from such a deed. - Exeunt EXECUTIONERS - ARTHUR. Alas, I then have chid away my friend! - He hath a stern look but a gentle heart. - Let him come back, that his compassion may - Give life to yours. - HUBERT. Come, boy, prepare yourself. - ARTHUR. Is there no remedy? - HUBERT. None, but to lose your eyes. - ARTHUR. O heaven, that there were but a mote in yours, - A grain, a dust, a gnat, a wandering hair, - Any annoyance in that precious sense! - Then, feeling what small things are boisterous there, - Your vile intent must needs seem horrible. - HUBERT. Is this your promise? Go to, hold your tongue. - ARTHUR. Hubert, the utterance of a brace of tongues - Must needs want pleading for a pair of eyes. - Let me not hold my tongue, let me not, Hubert; - Or, Hubert, if you will, cut out my tongue, - So I may keep mine eyes. O, spare mine eyes, - Though to no use but still to look on you! - Lo, by my troth, the instrument is cold - And would not harm me. - HUBERT. I can heat it, boy. - ARTHUR. No, in good sooth; the fire is dead with grief, - Being create for comfort, to be us'd - In undeserved extremes. See else yourself: - There is no malice in this burning coal; - The breath of heaven hath blown his spirit out, - And strew'd repentant ashes on his head. - HUBERT. But with my breath I can revive it, boy. - ARTHUR. An if you do, you will but make it blush - And glow with shame of your proceedings, Hubert. - Nay, it perchance will sparkle in your eyes, - And, like a dog that is compell'd to fight, - Snatch at his master that doth tarre him on. - All things that you should use to do me wrong - Deny their office; only you do lack - That mercy which fierce fire and iron extends, - Creatures of note for mercy-lacking uses. - HUBERT. Well, see to live; I will not touch thine eye - For all the treasure that thine uncle owes. - Yet I am sworn, and I did purpose, boy, - With this same very iron to burn them out. - ARTHUR. O, now you look like Hubert! All this while - You were disguis'd. - HUBERT. Peace; no more. Adieu. - Your uncle must not know but you are dead: - I'll fill these dogged spies with false reports; - And, pretty child, sleep doubtless and secure - That Hubert, for the wealth of all the world, - Will not offend thee. - ARTHUR. O heaven! I thank you, Hubert. - HUBERT. Silence; no more. Go closely in with me. - Much danger do I undergo for thee. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 2. - -England. KING JOHN'S palace - -Enter KING JOHN, PEMBROKE, SALISBURY, and other LORDS - - KING JOHN. Here once again we sit, once again crown'd, - And look'd upon, I hope, with cheerful eyes. - PEMBROKE. This once again, but that your Highness pleas'd, - Was once superfluous: you were crown'd before, - And that high royalty was ne'er pluck'd off, - The faiths of men ne'er stained with revolt; - Fresh expectation troubled not the land - With any long'd-for change or better state. - SALISBURY. Therefore, to be possess'd with double pomp, - To guard a title that was rich before, - To gild refined gold, to paint the lily, - To throw a perfume on the violet, - To smooth the ice, or add another hue - Unto the rainbow, or with taper-light - To seek the beauteous eye of heaven to garnish, - Is wasteful and ridiculous excess. - PEMBROKE. But that your royal pleasure must be done, - This act is as an ancient tale new told - And, in the last repeating, troublesome, - Being urged at a time unseasonable. - SALISBURY. In this the antique and well-noted face - Of plain old form is much disfigured; - And like a shifted wind unto a sail - It makes the course of thoughts to fetch about, - Startles and frights consideration, - Makes sound opinion sick, and truth suspected, - For putting on so new a fashion'd robe. - PEMBROKE. When workmen strive to do better than well, - They do confound their skill in covetousness; - And oftentimes excusing of a fault - Doth make the fault the worse by th' excuse, - As patches set upon a little breach - Discredit more in hiding of the fault - Than did the fault before it was so patch'd. - SALISBURY. To this effect, before you were new-crown'd, - We breath'd our counsel; but it pleas'd your Highness - To overbear it; and we are all well pleas'd, - Since all and every part of what we would - Doth make a stand at what your Highness will. - KING JOHN. Some reasons of this double coronation - I have possess'd you with, and think them strong; - And more, more strong, when lesser is my fear, - I shall indue you with. Meantime but ask - What you would have reform'd that is not well, - And well shall you perceive how willingly - I will both hear and grant you your requests. - PEMBROKE. Then I, as one that am the tongue of these, - To sound the purposes of all their hearts, - Both for myself and them- but, chief of all, - Your safety, for the which myself and them - Bend their best studies, heartily request - Th' enfranchisement of Arthur, whose restraint - Doth move the murmuring lips of discontent - To break into this dangerous argument: - If what in rest you have in right you hold, - Why then your fears-which, as they say, attend - The steps of wrong-should move you to mew up - Your tender kinsman, and to choke his days - With barbarous ignorance, and deny his youth - The rich advantage of good exercise? - That the time's enemies may not have this - To grace occasions, let it be our suit - That you have bid us ask his liberty; - Which for our goods we do no further ask - Than whereupon our weal, on you depending, - Counts it your weal he have his liberty. - KING JOHN. Let it be so. I do commit his youth - To your direction. - - Enter HUBERT - - [Aside] Hubert, what news with you? - PEMBROKE. This is the man should do the bloody deed: - He show'd his warrant to a friend of mine; - The image of a wicked heinous fault - Lives in his eye; that close aspect of his - Doth show the mood of a much troubled breast, - And I do fearfully believe 'tis done - What we so fear'd he had a charge to do. - SALISBURY. The colour of the King doth come and go - Between his purpose and his conscience, - Like heralds 'twixt two dreadful battles set. - His passion is so ripe it needs must break. - PEMBROKE. And when it breaks, I fear will issue thence - The foul corruption of a sweet child's death. - KING JOHN. We cannot hold mortality's strong hand. - Good lords, although my will to give is living, - The suit which you demand is gone and dead: - He tells us Arthur is deceas'd to-night. - SALISBURY. Indeed, we fear'd his sickness was past cure. - PEMBROKE. Indeed, we heard how near his death he was, - Before the child himself felt he was sick. - This must be answer'd either here or hence. - KING JOHN. Why do you bend such solemn brows on me? - Think you I bear the shears of destiny? - Have I commandment on the pulse of life? - SALISBURY. It is apparent foul-play; and 'tis shame - That greatness should so grossly offer it. - So thrive it in your game! and so, farewell. - PEMBROKE. Stay yet, Lord Salisbury, I'll go with thee - And find th' inheritance of this poor child, - His little kingdom of a forced grave. - That blood which ow'd the breadth of all this isle - Three foot of it doth hold-bad world the while! - This must not be thus borne: this will break out - To all our sorrows, and ere long I doubt. Exeunt LORDS - KING JOHN. They burn in indignation. I repent. - There is no sure foundation set on blood, - No certain life achiev'd by others' death. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - A fearful eye thou hast; where is that blood - That I have seen inhabit in those cheeks? - So foul a sky clears not without a storm. - Pour down thy weather-how goes all in France? - MESSENGER. From France to England. Never such a pow'r - For any foreign preparation - Was levied in the body of a land. - The copy of your speed is learn'd by them, - For when you should be told they do prepare, - The tidings comes that they are all arriv'd. - KING JOHN. O, where hath our intelligence been drunk? - Where hath it slept? Where is my mother's care, - That such an army could be drawn in France, - And she not hear of it? - MESSENGER. My liege, her ear - Is stopp'd with dust: the first of April died - Your noble mother; and as I hear, my lord, - The Lady Constance in a frenzy died - Three days before; but this from rumour's tongue - I idly heard-if true or false I know not. - KING JOHN. Withhold thy speed, dreadful occasion! - O, make a league with me, till I have pleas'd - My discontented peers! What! mother dead! - How wildly then walks my estate in France! - Under whose conduct came those pow'rs of France - That thou for truth giv'st out are landed here? - MESSENGER. Under the Dauphin. - KING JOHN. Thou hast made me giddy - With these in tidings. - - Enter the BASTARD and PETER OF POMFRET - - Now! What says the world - To your proceedings? Do not seek to stuff - My head with more ill news, for it is fun. - BASTARD. But if you be afear'd to hear the worst, - Then let the worst, unheard, fall on your head. - KING JOHN. Bear with me, cousin, for I was amaz'd - Under the tide; but now I breathe again - Aloft the flood, and can give audience - To any tongue, speak it of what it will. - BASTARD. How I have sped among the clergymen - The sums I have collected shall express. - But as I travell'd hither through the land, - I find the people strangely fantasied; - Possess'd with rumours, full of idle dreams. - Not knowing what they fear, but full of fear; - And here's a prophet that I brought with me - From forth the streets of Pomfret, whom I found - With many hundreds treading on his heels; - To whom he sung, in rude harsh-sounding rhymes, - That, ere the next Ascension-day at noon, - Your Highness should deliver up your crown. - KING JOHN. Thou idle dreamer, wherefore didst thou so? - PETER. Foreknowing that the truth will fall out so. - KING JOHN. Hubert, away with him; imprison him; - And on that day at noon whereon he says - I shall yield up my crown let him be hang'd. - Deliver him to safety; and return, - For I must use thee. - Exit HUBERT with PETER - O my gentle cousin, - Hear'st thou the news abroad, who are arriv'd? - BASTARD. The French, my lord; men's mouths are full of it; - Besides, I met Lord Bigot and Lord Salisbury, - With eyes as red as new-enkindled fire, - And others more, going to seek the grave - Of Arthur, whom they say is kill'd to-night - On your suggestion. - KING JOHN. Gentle kinsman, go - And thrust thyself into their companies. - I have a way to will their loves again; - Bring them before me. - BASTARD. I Will seek them out. - KING JOHN. Nay, but make haste; the better foot before. - O, let me have no subject enemies - When adverse foreigners affright my towns - With dreadful pomp of stout invasion! - Be Mercury, set feathers to thy heels, - And fly like thought from them to me again. - BASTARD. The spirit of the time shall teach me speed. - KING JOHN. Spoke like a sprightful noble gentleman. - Exit BASTARD - Go after him; for he perhaps shall need - Some messenger betwixt me and the peers; - And be thou he. - MESSENGER. With all my heart, my liege. Exit - KING JOHN. My mother dead! - - Re-enter HUBERT - - HUBERT. My lord, they say five moons were seen to-night; - Four fixed, and the fifth did whirl about - The other four in wondrous motion. - KING JOHN. Five moons! - HUBERT. Old men and beldams in the streets - Do prophesy upon it dangerously; - Young Arthur's death is common in their mouths; - And when they talk of him, they shake their heads, - And whisper one another in the ear; - And he that speaks doth gripe the hearer's wrist, - Whilst he that hears makes fearful action - With wrinkled brows, with nods, with rolling eyes. - I saw a smith stand with his hammer, thus, - The whilst his iron did on the anvil cool, - With open mouth swallowing a tailor's news; - Who, with his shears and measure in his hand, - Standing on slippers, which his nimble haste - Had falsely thrust upon contrary feet, - Told of a many thousand warlike French - That were embattailed and rank'd in Kent. - Another lean unwash'd artificer - Cuts off his tale, and talks of Arthur's death. - KING JOHN. Why seek'st thou to possess me with these fears? - Why urgest thou so oft young Arthur's death? - Thy hand hath murd'red him. I had a mighty cause - To wish him dead, but thou hadst none to kill him. - HUBERT. No had, my lord! Why, did you not provoke me? - KING JOHN. It is the curse of kings to be attended - By slaves that take their humours for a warrant - To break within the bloody house of life, - And on the winking of authority - To understand a law; to know the meaning - Of dangerous majesty, when perchance it frowns - More upon humour than advis'd respect. - HUBERT. Here is your hand and seal for what I did. - KING JOHN. O, when the last account 'twixt heaven and earth - Is to be made, then shall this hand and seal - Witness against us to damnation! - How oft the sight of means to do ill deeds - Make deeds ill done! Hadst not thou been by, - A fellow by the hand of nature mark'd, - Quoted and sign'd to do a deed of shame, - This murder had not come into my mind; - But, taking note of thy abhorr'd aspect, - Finding thee fit for bloody villainy, - Apt, liable to be employ'd in danger, - I faintly broke with thee of Arthur's death; - And thou, to be endeared to a king, - Made it no conscience to destroy a prince. - HUBERT. My lord- - KING JOHN. Hadst thou but shook thy head or made pause, - When I spake darkly what I purposed, - Or turn'd an eye of doubt upon my face, - As bid me tell my tale in express words, - Deep shame had struck me dumb, made me break off, - And those thy fears might have wrought fears in me. - But thou didst understand me by my signs, - And didst in signs again parley with sin; - Yea, without stop, didst let thy heart consent, - And consequently thy rude hand to act - The deed which both our tongues held vile to name. - Out of my sight, and never see me more! - My nobles leave me; and my state is braved, - Even at my gates, with ranks of foreign pow'rs; - Nay, in the body of the fleshly land, - This kingdom, this confine of blood and breath, - Hostility and civil tumult reigns - Between my conscience and my cousin's death. - HUBERT. Arm you against your other enemies, - I'll make a peace between your soul and you. - Young Arthur is alive. This hand of mine - Is yet a maiden and an innocent hand, - Not painted with the crimson spots of blood. - Within this bosom never ent'red yet - The dreadful motion of a murderous thought - And you have slander'd nature in my form, - Which, howsoever rude exteriorly, - Is yet the cover of a fairer mind - Than to be butcher of an innocent child. - KING JOHN. Doth Arthur live? O, haste thee to the peers, - Throw this report on their incensed rage - And make them tame to their obedience! - Forgive the comment that my passion made - Upon thy feature; for my rage was blind, - And foul imaginary eyes of blood - Presented thee more hideous than thou art. - O, answer not; but to my closet bring - The angry lords with all expedient haste. - I conjure thee but slowly; run more fast. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 3. - -England. Before the castle - -Enter ARTHUR, on the walls - - ARTHUR. The wall is high, and yet will I leap down. - Good ground, be pitiful and hurt me not! - There's few or none do know me; if they did, - This ship-boy's semblance hath disguis'd me quite. - I am afraid; and yet I'll venture it. - If I get down and do not break my limbs, - I'll find a thousand shifts to get away. - As good to die and go, as die and stay. [Leaps down] - O me! my uncle's spirit is in these stones. - Heaven take my soul, and England keep my bones! - [Dies] - - Enter PEMBROKE, SALISBURY, and BIGOT - - SALISBURY. Lords, I will meet him at Saint Edmundsbury; - It is our safety, and we must embrace - This gentle offer of the perilous time. - PEMBROKE. Who brought that letter from the Cardinal? - SALISBURY. The Count Melun, a noble lord of France, - Whose private with me of the Dauphin's love - Is much more general than these lines import. - BIGOT. To-morrow morning let us meet him then. - SALISBURY. Or rather then set forward; for 'twill be - Two long days' journey, lords, or ere we meet. - - Enter the BASTARD - - BASTARD. Once more to-day well met, distemper'd lords! - The King by me requests your presence straight. - SALISBURY. The King hath dispossess'd himself of us. - We will not line his thin bestained cloak - With our pure honours, nor attend the foot - That leaves the print of blood where'er it walks. - Return and tell him so. We know the worst. - BASTARD. Whate'er you think, good words, I think, were best. - SALISBURY. Our griefs, and not our manners, reason now. - BASTARD. But there is little reason in your grief; - Therefore 'twere reason you had manners now. - PEMBROKE. Sir, sir, impatience hath his privilege. - BASTARD. 'Tis true-to hurt his master, no man else. - SALISBURY. This is the prison. What is he lies here? - PEMBROKE. O death, made proud with pure and princely beauty! - The earth had not a hole to hide this deed. - SALISBURY. Murder, as hating what himself hath done, - Doth lay it open to urge on revenge. - BIGOT. Or, when he doom'd this beauty to a grave, - Found it too precious-princely for a grave. - SALISBURY. Sir Richard, what think you? Have you beheld, - Or have you read or heard, or could you think? - Or do you almost think, although you see, - That you do see? Could thought, without this object, - Form such another? This is the very top, - The height, the crest, or crest unto the crest, - Of murder's arms; this is the bloodiest shame, - The wildest savagery, the vilest stroke, - That ever wall-ey'd wrath or staring rage - Presented to the tears of soft remorse. - PEMBROKE. All murders past do stand excus'd in this; - And this, so sole and so unmatchable, - Shall give a holiness, a purity, - To the yet unbegotten sin of times, - And prove a deadly bloodshed but a jest, - Exampled by this heinous spectacle. - BASTARD. It is a damned and a bloody work; - The graceless action of a heavy hand, - If that it be the work of any hand. - SALISBURY. If that it be the work of any hand! - We had a kind of light what would ensue. - It is the shameful work of Hubert's hand; - The practice and the purpose of the King; - From whose obedience I forbid my soul - Kneeling before this ruin of sweet life, - And breathing to his breathless excellence - The incense of a vow, a holy vow, - Never to taste the pleasures of the world, - Never to be infected with delight, - Nor conversant with ease and idleness, - Till I have set a glory to this hand - By giving it the worship of revenge. - PEMBROKE. and BIGOT. Our souls religiously confirm thy words. - - Enter HUBERT - - HUBERT. Lords, I am hot with haste in seeking you. - Arthur doth live; the King hath sent for you. - SALISBURY. O, he is bold, and blushes not at death! - Avaunt, thou hateful villain, get thee gone! - HUBERT. I am no villain. - SALISBURY. Must I rob the law? [Drawing his sword] - BASTARD. Your sword is bright, sir; put it up again. - SALISBURY. Not till I sheathe it in a murderer's skin. - HUBERT. Stand back, Lord Salisbury, stand back, I say; - By heaven, I think my sword's as sharp as yours. - I would not have you, lord, forget yourself, - Nor tempt the danger of my true defence; - Lest I, by marking of your rage, forget - Your worth, your greatness and nobility. - BIGOT. Out, dunghill! Dar'st thou brave a nobleman? - HUBERT. Not for my life; but yet I dare defend - My innocent life against an emperor. - SALISBURY. Thou art a murderer. - HUBERT. Do not prove me so. - Yet I am none. Whose tongue soe'er speaks false, - Not truly speaks; who speaks not truly, lies. - PEMBROKE. Cut him to pieces. - BASTARD. Keep the peace, I say. - SALISBURY. Stand by, or I shall gall you, Faulconbridge. - BASTARD. Thou wert better gall the devil, Salisbury. - If thou but frown on me, or stir thy foot, - Or teach thy hasty spleen to do me shame, - I'll strike thee dead. Put up thy sword betime; - Or I'll so maul you and your toasting-iron - That you shall think the devil is come from hell. - BIGOT. What wilt thou do, renowned Faulconbridge? - Second a villain and a murderer? - HUBERT. Lord Bigot, I am none. - BIGOT. Who kill'd this prince? - HUBERT. 'Tis not an hour since I left him well. - I honour'd him, I lov'd him, and will weep - My date of life out for his sweet life's loss. - SALISBURY. Trust not those cunning waters of his eyes, - For villainy is not without such rheum; - And he, long traded in it, makes it seem - Like rivers of remorse and innocency. - Away with me, all you whose souls abhor - Th' uncleanly savours of a slaughter-house; - For I am stifled with this smell of sin. - BIGOT. Away toward Bury, to the Dauphin there! - PEMBROKE. There tell the King he may inquire us out. - Exeunt LORDS - BASTARD. Here's a good world! Knew you of this fair work? - Beyond the infinite and boundless reach - Of mercy, if thou didst this deed of death, - Art thou damn'd, Hubert. - HUBERT. Do but hear me, sir. - BASTARD. Ha! I'll tell thee what: - Thou'rt damn'd as black-nay, nothing is so black- - Thou art more deep damn'd than Prince Lucifer; - There is not yet so ugly a fiend of hell - As thou shalt be, if thou didst kill this child. - HUBERT. Upon my soul- - BASTARD. If thou didst but consent - To this most cruel act, do but despair; - And if thou want'st a cord, the smallest thread - That ever spider twisted from her womb - Will serve to strangle thee; a rush will be a beam - To hang thee on; or wouldst thou drown thyself, - Put but a little water in a spoon - And it shall be as all the ocean, - Enough to stifle such a villain up - I do suspect thee very grievously. - HUBERT. If I in act, consent, or sin of thought, - Be guilty of the stealing that sweet breath - Which was embounded in this beauteous clay, - Let hell want pains enough to torture me! - I left him well. - BASTARD. Go, bear him in thine arms. - I am amaz'd, methinks, and lose my way - Among the thorns and dangers of this world. - How easy dost thou take all England up! - From forth this morsel of dead royalty - The life, the right, and truth of all this realm - Is fled to heaven; and England now is left - To tug and scamble, and to part by th' teeth - The unowed interest of proud-swelling state. - Now for the bare-pick'd bone of majesty - Doth dogged war bristle his angry crest - And snarleth in the gentle eyes of peace; - Now powers from home and discontents at home - Meet in one line; and vast confusion waits, - As doth a raven on a sick-fall'n beast, - The imminent decay of wrested pomp. - Now happy he whose cloak and cincture can - Hold out this tempest. Bear away that child, - And follow me with speed. I'll to the King; - A thousand businesses are brief in hand, - And heaven itself doth frown upon the land. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE 1. -England. KING JOHN'S palace - -Enter KING JOHN, PANDULPH, and attendants - - KING JOHN. Thus have I yielded up into your hand - The circle of my glory. - PANDULPH. [Gives back the crown] Take again - From this my hand, as holding of the Pope, - Your sovereign greatness and authority. - KING JOHN. Now keep your holy word; go meet the French; - And from his Holiness use all your power - To stop their marches fore we are inflam'd. - Our discontented counties do revolt; - Our people quarrel with obedience, - Swearing allegiance and the love of soul - To stranger blood, to foreign royalty. - This inundation of mistemp'red humour - Rests by you only to be qualified. - Then pause not; for the present time's so sick - That present med'cine must be minist'red - Or overthrow incurable ensues. - PANDULPH. It was my breath that blew this tempest up, - Upon your stubborn usage of the Pope; - But since you are a gentle convertite, - My tongue shall hush again this storm of war - And make fair weather in your blust'ring land. - On this Ascension-day, remember well, - Upon your oath of service to the Pope, - Go I to make the French lay down their arms. Exit - KING JOHN. Is this Ascension-day? Did not the prophet - Say that before Ascension-day at noon - My crown I should give off? Even so I have. - I did suppose it should be on constraint; - But, heaven be thank'd, it is but voluntary. - - Enter the BASTARD - - BASTARD. All Kent hath yielded; nothing there holds out - But Dover Castle. London hath receiv'd, - Like a kind host, the Dauphin and his powers. - Your nobles will not hear you, but are gone - To offer service to your enemy; - And wild amazement hurries up and down - The little number of your doubtful friends. - KING JOHN. Would not my lords return to me again - After they heard young Arthur was alive? - BASTARD. They found him dead, and cast into the streets, - An empty casket, where the jewel of life - By some damn'd hand was robbed and ta'en away. - KING JOHN. That villain Hubert told me he did live. - BASTARD. So, on my soul, he did, for aught he knew. - But wherefore do you droop? Why look you sad? - Be great in act, as you have been in thought; - Let not the world see fear and sad distrust - Govern the motion of a kingly eye. - Be stirring as the time; be fire with fire; - Threaten the threat'ner, and outface the brow - Of bragging horror; so shall inferior eyes, - That borrow their behaviours from the great, - Grow great by your example and put on - The dauntless spirit of resolution. - Away, and glister like the god of war - When he intendeth to become the field; - Show boldness and aspiring confidence. - What, shall they seek the lion in his den, - And fright him there, and make him tremble there? - O, let it not be said! Forage, and run - To meet displeasure farther from the doors - And grapple with him ere he come so nigh. - KING JOHN. The legate of the Pope hath been with me, - And I have made a happy peace with him; - And he hath promis'd to dismiss the powers - Led by the Dauphin. - BASTARD. O inglorious league! - Shall we, upon the footing of our land, - Send fair-play orders, and make compromise, - Insinuation, parley, and base truce, - To arms invasive? Shall a beardless boy, - A cock'red silken wanton, brave our fields - And flesh his spirit in a warlike soil, - Mocking the air with colours idly spread, - And find no check? Let us, my liege, to arms. - Perchance the Cardinal cannot make your peace; - Or, if he do, let it at least be said - They saw we had a purpose of defence. - KING JOHN. Have thou the ordering of this present time. - BASTARD. Away, then, with good courage! - Yet, I know - Our party may well meet a prouder foe. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 2. -England. The DAUPHIN'S camp at Saint Edmundsbury - -Enter, in arms, LEWIS, SALISBURY, MELUN, PEMBROKE, BIGOT, and soldiers - - LEWIS. My Lord Melun, let this be copied out - And keep it safe for our remembrance; - Return the precedent to these lords again, - That, having our fair order written down, - Both they and we, perusing o'er these notes, - May know wherefore we took the sacrament, - And keep our faiths firm and inviolable. - SALISBURY. Upon our sides it never shall be broken. - And, noble Dauphin, albeit we swear - A voluntary zeal and an unurg'd faith - To your proceedings; yet, believe me, Prince, - I am not glad that such a sore of time - Should seek a plaster by contemn'd revolt, - And heal the inveterate canker of one wound - By making many. O, it grieves my soul - That I must draw this metal from my side - To be a widow-maker! O, and there - Where honourable rescue and defence - Cries out upon the name of Salisbury! - But such is the infection of the time - That, for the health and physic of our right, - We cannot deal but with the very hand - Of stern injustice and confused wrong. - And is't not pity, O my grieved friends! - That we, the sons and children of this isle, - Were born to see so sad an hour as this; - Wherein we step after a stranger-march - Upon her gentle bosom, and fill up - Her enemies' ranks-I must withdraw and weep - Upon the spot of this enforced cause- - To grace the gentry of a land remote - And follow unacquainted colours here? - What, here? O nation, that thou couldst remove! - That Neptune's arms, who clippeth thee about, - Would bear thee from the knowledge of thyself - And grapple thee unto a pagan shore, - Where these two Christian armies might combine - The blood of malice in a vein of league, - And not to spend it so unneighbourly! - LEWIS. A noble temper dost thou show in this; - And great affections wrestling in thy bosom - Doth make an earthquake of nobility. - O, what a noble combat hast thou fought - Between compulsion and a brave respect! - Let me wipe off this honourable dew - That silverly doth progress on thy cheeks. - My heart hath melted at a lady's tears, - Being an ordinary inundation; - But this effusion of such manly drops, - This show'r, blown up by tempest of the soul, - Startles mine eyes and makes me more amaz'd - Than had I seen the vaulty top of heaven - Figur'd quite o'er with burning meteors. - Lift up thy brow, renowned Salisbury, - And with a great heart heave away this storm; - Commend these waters to those baby eyes - That never saw the giant world enrag'd, - Nor met with fortune other than at feasts, - Full of warm blood, of mirth, of gossiping. - Come, come; for thou shalt thrust thy hand as deep - Into the purse of rich prosperity - As Lewis himself. So, nobles, shall you all, - That knit your sinews to the strength of mine. - - Enter PANDULPH - - And even there, methinks, an angel spake: - Look where the holy legate comes apace, - To give us warrant from the hand of heaven - And on our actions set the name of right - With holy breath. - PANDULPH. Hail, noble prince of France! - The next is this: King John hath reconcil'd - Himself to Rome; his spirit is come in, - That so stood out against the holy Church, - The great metropolis and see of Rome. - Therefore thy threat'ning colours now wind up - And tame the savage spirit of wild war, - That, like a lion fostered up at hand, - It may lie gently at the foot of peace - And be no further harmful than in show. - LEWIS. Your Grace shall pardon me, I will not back: - I am too high-born to be propertied, - To be a secondary at control, - Or useful serving-man and instrument - To any sovereign state throughout the world. - Your breath first kindled the dead coal of wars - Between this chastis'd kingdom and myself - And brought in matter that should feed this fire; - And now 'tis far too huge to be blown out - With that same weak wind which enkindled it. - You taught me how to know the face of right, - Acquainted me with interest to this land, - Yea, thrust this enterprise into my heart; - And come ye now to tell me John hath made - His peace with Rome? What is that peace to me? - I, by the honour of my marriage-bed, - After young Arthur, claim this land for mine; - And, now it is half-conquer'd, must I back - Because that John hath made his peace with Rome? - Am I Rome's slave? What penny hath Rome borne, - What men provided, what munition sent, - To underprop this action? Is 't not I - That undergo this charge? Who else but I, - And such as to my claim are liable, - Sweat in this business and maintain this war? - Have I not heard these islanders shout out - 'Vive le roi!' as I have bank'd their towns? - Have I not here the best cards for the game - To will this easy match, play'd for a crown? - And shall I now give o'er the yielded set? - No, no, on my soul, it never shall be said. - PANDULPH. You look but on the outside of this work. - LEWIS. Outside or inside, I will not return - Till my attempt so much be glorified - As to my ample hope was promised - Before I drew this gallant head of war, - And cull'd these fiery spirits from the world - To outlook conquest, and to will renown - Even in the jaws of danger and of death. - [Trumpet sounds] - What lusty trumpet thus doth summon us? - - Enter the BASTARD, attended - - BASTARD. According to the fair play of the world, - Let me have audience: I am sent to speak. - My holy lord of Milan, from the King - I come, to learn how you have dealt for him; - And, as you answer, I do know the scope - And warrant limited unto my tongue. - PANDULPH. The Dauphin is too wilful-opposite, - And will not temporize with my entreaties; - He flatly says he'll not lay down his arms. - BASTARD. By all the blood that ever fury breath'd, - The youth says well. Now hear our English King; - For thus his royalty doth speak in me. - He is prepar'd, and reason too he should. - This apish and unmannerly approach, - This harness'd masque and unadvised revel - This unhair'd sauciness and boyish troops, - The King doth smile at; and is well prepar'd - To whip this dwarfish war, these pigmy arms, - From out the circle of his territories. - That hand which had the strength, even at your door. - To cudgel you and make you take the hatch, - To dive like buckets in concealed wells, - To crouch in litter of your stable planks, - To lie like pawns lock'd up in chests and trunks, - To hug with swine, to seek sweet safety out - In vaults and prisons, and to thrill and shake - Even at the crying of your nation's crow, - Thinking this voice an armed Englishman- - Shall that victorious hand be feebled here - That in your chambers gave you chastisement? - No. Know the gallant monarch is in arms - And like an eagle o'er his aery tow'rs - To souse annoyance that comes near his nest. - And you degenerate, you ingrate revolts, - You bloody Neroes, ripping up the womb - Of your dear mother England, blush for shame; - For your own ladies and pale-visag'd maids, - Like Amazons, come tripping after drums, - Their thimbles into armed gauntlets change, - Their needles to lances, and their gentle hearts - To fierce and bloody inclination. - LEWIS. There end thy brave, and turn thy face in peace; - We grant thou canst outscold us. Fare thee well; - We hold our time too precious to be spent - With such a brabbler. - PANDULPH. Give me leave to speak. - BASTARD. No, I will speak. - LEWIS. We will attend to neither. - Strike up the drums; and let the tongue of war, - Plead for our interest and our being here. - BASTARD. Indeed, your drums, being beaten, will cry out; - And so shall you, being beaten. Do but start - And echo with the clamour of thy drum, - And even at hand a drum is ready brac'd - That shall reverberate all as loud as thine: - Sound but another, and another shall, - As loud as thine, rattle the welkin's ear - And mock the deep-mouth'd thunder; for at hand- - Not trusting to this halting legate here, - Whom he hath us'd rather for sport than need- - Is warlike John; and in his forehead sits - A bare-ribb'd death, whose office is this day - To feast upon whole thousands of the French. - LEWIS. Strike up our drums to find this danger out. - BASTARD. And thou shalt find it, Dauphin, do not doubt. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 3. - -England. The field of battle - -Alarums. Enter KING JOHN and HUBERT - - KING JOHN. How goes the day with us? O, tell me, Hubert. - HUBERT. Badly, I fear. How fares your Majesty? - KING JOHN. This fever that hath troubled me so long - Lies heavy on me. O, my heart is sick! - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. My lord, your valiant kinsman, Faulconbridge, - Desires your Majesty to leave the field - And send him word by me which way you go. - KING JOHN. Tell him, toward Swinstead, to the abbey there. - MESSENGER. Be of good comfort; for the great supply - That was expected by the Dauphin here - Are wreck'd three nights ago on Goodwin Sands; - This news was brought to Richard but even now. - The French fight coldly, and retire themselves. - KING JOHN. Ay me, this tyrant fever burns me up - And will not let me welcome this good news. - Set on toward Swinstead; to my litter straight; - Weakness possesseth me, and I am faint. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 4. - -England. Another part of the battlefield - -Enter SALISBURY, PEMBROKE, and BIGOT - - SALISBURY. I did not think the King so stor'd with friends. - PEMBROKE. Up once again; put spirit in the French; - If they miscarry, we miscarry too. - SALISBURY. That misbegotten devil, Faulconbridge, - In spite of spite, alone upholds the day. - PEMBROKE. They say King John, sore sick, hath left the field. - - Enter MELUN, wounded - - MELUN. Lead me to the revolts of England here. - SALISBURY. When we were happy we had other names. - PEMBROKE. It is the Count Melun. - SALISBURY. Wounded to death. - MELUN. Fly, noble English, you are bought and sold; - Unthread the rude eye of rebellion, - And welcome home again discarded faith. - Seek out King John, and fall before his feet; - For if the French be lords of this loud day, - He means to recompense the pains you take - By cutting off your heads. Thus hath he sworn, - And I with him, and many moe with me, - Upon the altar at Saint Edmundsbury; - Even on that altar where we swore to you - Dear amity and everlasting love. - SALISBURY. May this be possible? May this be true? - MELUN. Have I not hideous death within my view, - Retaining but a quantity of life, - Which bleeds away even as a form of wax - Resolveth from his figure 'gainst the fire? - What in the world should make me now deceive, - Since I must lose the use of all deceit? - Why should I then be false, since it is true - That I must die here, and live hence by truth? - I say again, if Lewis do will the day, - He is forsworn if e'er those eyes of yours - Behold another day break in the east; - But even this night, whose black contagious breath - Already smokes about the burning crest - Of the old, feeble, and day-wearied sun, - Even this ill night, your breathing shall expire, - Paying the fine of rated treachery - Even with a treacherous fine of all your lives. - If Lewis by your assistance win the day. - Commend me to one Hubert, with your King; - The love of him-and this respect besides, - For that my grandsire was an Englishman- - Awakes my conscience to confess all this. - In lieu whereof, I pray you, bear me hence - From forth the noise and rumour of the field, - Where I may think the remnant of my thoughts - In peace, and part this body and my soul - With contemplation and devout desires. - SALISBURY. We do believe thee; and beshrew my soul - But I do love the favour and the form - Of this most fair occasion, by the which - We will untread the steps of damned flight, - And like a bated and retired flood, - Leaving our rankness and irregular course, - Stoop low within those bounds we have o'erlook'd, - And calmly run on in obedience - Even to our ocean, to great King John. - My arm shall give thee help to bear thee hence; - For I do see the cruel pangs of death - Right in thine eye. Away, my friends! New flight, - And happy newness, that intends old right. - Exeunt, leading off MELUN - - - - -SCENE 5. - -England. The French camp - -Enter LEWIS and his train - - LEWIS. The sun of heaven, methought, was loath to set, - But stay'd and made the western welkin blush, - When English measure backward their own ground - In faint retire. O, bravely came we off, - When with a volley of our needless shot, - After such bloody toil, we bid good night; - And wound our tott'ring colours clearly up, - Last in the field and almost lords of it! - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. Where is my prince, the Dauphin? - LEWIS. Here; what news? - MESSENGER. The Count Melun is slain; the English lords - By his persuasion are again fall'n off, - And your supply, which you have wish'd so long, - Are cast away and sunk on Goodwin Sands. - LEWIS. Ah, foul shrewd news! Beshrew thy very heart! - I did not think to be so sad to-night - As this hath made me. Who was he that said - King John did fly an hour or two before - The stumbling night did part our weary pow'rs? - MESSENGER. Whoever spoke it, it is true, my lord. - LEWIS. keep good quarter and good care to-night; - The day shall not be up so soon as I - To try the fair adventure of to-morrow. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 6. - -An open place wear Swinstead Abbey - -Enter the BASTARD and HUBERT, severally - - HUBERT. Who's there? Speak, ho! speak quickly, or I shoot. - BASTARD. A friend. What art thou? - HUBERT. Of the part of England. - BASTARD. Whither dost thou go? - HUBERT. What's that to thee? Why may I not demand - Of thine affairs as well as thou of mine? - BASTARD. Hubert, I think. - HUBERT. Thou hast a perfect thought. - I will upon all hazards well believe - Thou art my friend that know'st my tongue so well. - Who art thou? - BASTARD. Who thou wilt. And if thou please, - Thou mayst befriend me so much as to think - I come one way of the Plantagenets. - HUBERT. Unkind remembrance! thou and eyeless night - Have done me shame. Brave soldier, pardon me - That any accent breaking from thy tongue - Should scape the true acquaintance of mine ear. - BASTARD. Come, come; sans compliment, what news abroad? - HUBERT. Why, here walk I in the black brow of night - To find you out. - BASTARD. Brief, then; and what's the news? - HUBERT. O, my sweet sir, news fitting to the night, - Black, fearful, comfortless, and horrible. - BASTARD. Show me the very wound of this ill news; - I am no woman, I'll not swoon at it. - HUBERT. The King, I fear, is poison'd by a monk; - I left him almost speechless and broke out - To acquaint you with this evil, that you might - The better arm you to the sudden time - Than if you had at leisure known of this. - BASTARD. How did he take it; who did taste to him? - HUBERT. A monk, I tell you; a resolved villain, - Whose bowels suddenly burst out. The King - Yet speaks, and peradventure may recover. - BASTARD. Who didst thou leave to tend his Majesty? - HUBERT. Why, know you not? The lords are all come back, - And brought Prince Henry in their company; - At whose request the King hath pardon'd them, - And they are all about his Majesty. - BASTARD. Withhold thine indignation, mighty heaven, - And tempt us not to bear above our power! - I'll tell thee, Hubert, half my power this night, - Passing these flats, are taken by the tide- - These Lincoln Washes have devoured them; - Myself, well-mounted, hardly have escap'd. - Away, before! conduct me to the King; - I doubt he will be dead or ere I come. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 7. - -The orchard at Swinstead Abbey - -Enter PRINCE HENRY, SALISBURY, and BIGOT - - PRINCE HENRY. It is too late; the life of all his blood - Is touch'd corruptibly, and his pure brain. - Which some suppose the soul's frail dwelling-house, - Doth by the idle comments that it makes - Foretell the ending of mortality. - - Enter PEMBROKE - - PEMBROKE. His Highness yet doth speak, and holds belief - That, being brought into the open air, - It would allay the burning quality - Of that fell poison which assaileth him. - PRINCE HENRY. Let him be brought into the orchard here. - Doth he still rage? Exit BIGOT - PEMBROKE. He is more patient - Than when you left him; even now he sung. - PRINCE HENRY. O vanity of sickness! Fierce extremes - In their continuance will not feel themselves. - Death, having prey'd upon the outward parts, - Leaves them invisible, and his siege is now - Against the mind, the which he pricks and wounds - With many legions of strange fantasies, - Which, in their throng and press to that last hold, - Confound themselves. 'Tis strange that death should sing. - I am the cygnet to this pale faint swan - Who chants a doleful hymn to his own death, - And from the organ-pipe of frailty sings - His soul and body to their lasting rest. - SALISBURY. Be of good comfort, Prince; for you are born - To set a form upon that indigest - Which he hath left so shapeless and so rude. - - Re-enter BIGOT and attendants, who bring in - KING JOHN in a chair - - KING JOHN. Ay, marry, now my soul hath elbow-room; - It would not out at windows nor at doors. - There is so hot a summer in my bosom - That all my bowels crumble up to dust. - I am a scribbled form drawn with a pen - Upon a parchment, and against this fire - Do I shrink up. - PRINCE HENRY. How fares your Majesty? - KING JOHN. Poison'd-ill-fare! Dead, forsook, cast off; - And none of you will bid the winter come - To thrust his icy fingers in my maw, - Nor let my kingdom's rivers take their course - Through my burn'd bosom, nor entreat the north - To make his bleak winds kiss my parched lips - And comfort me with cold. I do not ask you much; - I beg cold comfort; and you are so strait - And so ingrateful you deny me that. - PRINCE HENRY. O that there were some virtue in my tears, - That might relieve you! - KING JOHN. The salt in them is hot. - Within me is a hell; and there the poison - Is as a fiend confin'd to tyrannize - On unreprievable condemned blood. - - Enter the BASTARD - - BASTARD. O, I am scalded with my violent motion - And spleen of speed to see your Majesty! - KING JOHN. O cousin, thou art come to set mine eye! - The tackle of my heart is crack'd and burnt, - And all the shrouds wherewith my life should sail - Are turned to one thread, one little hair; - My heart hath one poor string to stay it by, - Which holds but till thy news be uttered; - And then all this thou seest is but a clod - And module of confounded royalty. - BASTARD. The Dauphin is preparing hitherward, - Where God He knows how we shall answer him; - For in a night the best part of my pow'r, - As I upon advantage did remove, - Were in the Washes all unwarily - Devoured by the unexpected flood. [The KING dies] - SALISBURY. You breathe these dead news in as dead an ear. - My liege! my lord! But now a king-now thus. - PRINCE HENRY. Even so must I run on, and even so stop. - What surety of the world, what hope, what stay, - When this was now a king, and now is clay? - BASTARD. Art thou gone so? I do but stay behind - To do the office for thee of revenge, - And then my soul shall wait on thee to heaven, - As it on earth hath been thy servant still. - Now, now, you stars that move in your right spheres, - Where be your pow'rs? Show now your mended faiths, - And instantly return with me again - To push destruction and perpetual shame - Out of the weak door of our fainting land. - Straight let us seek, or straight we shall be sought; - The Dauphin rages at our very heels. - SALISBURY. It seems you know not, then, so much as we: - The Cardinal Pandulph is within at rest, - Who half an hour since came from the Dauphin, - And brings from him such offers of our peace - As we with honour and respect may take, - With purpose presently to leave this war. - BASTARD. He will the rather do it when he sees - Ourselves well sinewed to our defence. - SALISBURY. Nay, 'tis in a manner done already; - For many carriages he hath dispatch'd - To the sea-side, and put his cause and quarrel - To the disposing of the Cardinal; - With whom yourself, myself, and other lords, - If you think meet, this afternoon will post - To consummate this business happily. - BASTARD. Let it be so. And you, my noble Prince, - With other princes that may best be spar'd, - Shall wait upon your father's funeral. - PRINCE HENRY. At Worcester must his body be interr'd; - For so he will'd it. - BASTARD. Thither shall it, then; - And happily may your sweet self put on - The lineal state and glory of the land! - To whom, with all submission, on my knee - I do bequeath my faithful services - And true subjection everlastingly. - SALISBURY. And the like tender of our love we make, - To rest without a spot for evermore. - PRINCE HENRY. I have a kind soul that would give you thanks, - And knows not how to do it but with tears. - BASTARD. O, let us pay the time but needful woe, - Since it hath been beforehand with our griefs. - This England never did, nor never shall, - Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror, - But when it first did help to wound itself. - Now these her princes are come home again, - Come the three corners of the world in arms, - And we shall shock them. Nought shall make us rue, - If England to itself do rest but true. Exeunt - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - - -1599 - - -THE TRAGEDY OF JULIUS CAESAR - -by William Shakespeare - - - -Dramatis Personae - - JULIUS CAESAR, Roman statesman and general - OCTAVIUS, Triumvir after Caesar's death, later Augustus Caesar, - first emperor of Rome - MARK ANTONY, general and friend of Caesar, a Triumvir after his death - LEPIDUS, third member of the Triumvirate - MARCUS BRUTUS, leader of the conspiracy against Caesar - CASSIUS, instigator of the conspiracy - CASCA, conspirator against Caesar - TREBONIUS, " " " - CAIUS LIGARIUS, " " " - DECIUS BRUTUS, " " " - METELLUS CIMBER, " " " - CINNA, " " " - CALPURNIA, wife of Caesar - PORTIA, wife of Brutus - CICERO, senator - POPILIUS, " - POPILIUS LENA, " - FLAVIUS, tribune - MARULLUS, tribune - CATO, supportor of Brutus - LUCILIUS, " " " - TITINIUS, " " " - MESSALA, " " " - VOLUMNIUS, " " " - ARTEMIDORUS, a teacher of rhetoric - CINNA, a poet - VARRO, servant to Brutus - CLITUS, " " " - CLAUDIO, " " " - STRATO, " " " - LUCIUS, " " " - DARDANIUS, " " " - PINDARUS, servant to Cassius - The Ghost of Caesar - A Soothsayer - A Poet - Senators, Citizens, Soldiers, Commoners, Messengers, and Servants - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: Rome, the conspirators' camp near Sardis, and the plains of Philippi. - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -Rome. A street. - -Enter Flavius, Marullus, and certain Commoners. - - FLAVIUS. Hence, home, you idle creatures, get you home. - Is this a holiday? What, know you not, - Being mechanical, you ought not walk - Upon a laboring day without the sign - Of your profession? Speak, what trade art thou? - FIRST COMMONER. Why, sir, a carpenter. - MARULLUS. Where is thy leather apron and thy rule? - What dost thou with thy best apparel on? - You, sir, what trade are you? - SECOND COMMONER. Truly, sir, in respect of a fine workman, I am - but, as you would say, a cobbler. - MARULLUS. But what trade art thou? Answer me directly. - SECOND COMMONER. A trade, sir, that, I hope, I may use with a safe - conscience, which is indeed, sir, a mender of bad soles. - MARULLUS. What trade, thou knave? Thou naughty knave, what trade? - SECOND COMMONER. Nay, I beseech you, sir, be not out with me; yet, - if you be out, sir, I can mend you. - MARULLUS. What mean'st thou by that? Mend me, thou saucy fellow! - SECOND COMMONER. Why, sir, cobble you. - FLAVIUS. Thou art a cobbler, art thou? - SECOND COMMONER. Truly, Sir, all that I live by is with the awl; I - meddle with no tradesman's matters, nor women's matters, but with - awl. I am indeed, sir, a surgeon to old shoes; when they are in - great danger, I recover them. As proper men as ever trod upon - neat's leather have gone upon my handiwork. - FLAVIUS. But wherefore art not in thy shop today? - Why dost thou lead these men about the streets? - SECOND COMMONER. Truly, sir, to wear out their shoes to get myself - into more work. But indeed, sir, we make holiday to see Caesar - and to rejoice in his triumph. - MARULLUS. Wherefore rejoice? What conquest brings he home? - What tributaries follow him to Rome - To grace in captive bonds his chariot wheels? - You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things! - O you hard hearts, you cruel men of Rome, - Knew you not Pompey? Many a time and oft - Have you climb'd up to walls and battlements, - To towers and windows, yea, to chimney tops, - Your infants in your arms, and there have sat - The livelong day with patient expectation - To see great Pompey pass the streets of Rome. - And when you saw his chariot but appear, - Have you not made an universal shout - That Tiber trembled underneath her banks - To hear the replication of your sounds - Made in her concave shores? - And do you now put on your best attire? - And do you now cull out a holiday? - And do you now strew flowers in his way - That comes in triumph over Pompey's blood? - Be gone! - Run to your houses, fall upon your knees, - Pray to the gods to intermit the plague - That needs must light on this ingratitude. - FLAVIUS. Go, go, good countrymen, and, for this fault, - Assemble all the poor men of your sort, - Draw them to Tiber banks, and weep your tears - Into the channel, till the lowest stream - Do kiss the most exalted shores of all. - Exeunt all Commoners. - See whether their basest metal be not moved; - They vanish tongue-tied in their guiltiness. - Go you down that way towards the Capitol; - This way will I. Disrobe the images - If you do find them deck'd with ceremonies. - MARULLUS. May we do so? - You know it is the feast of Lupercal. - FLAVIUS. It is no matter; let no images - Be hung with Caesar's trophies. I'll about - And drive away the vulgar from the streets; - So do you too, where you perceive them thick. - These growing feathers pluck'd from Caesar's wing - Will make him fly an ordinary pitch, - Who else would soar above the view of men - And keep us all in servile fearfulness. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE II. -A public place. - -Flourish. Enter Caesar; Antony, for the course; Calpurnia, Portia, -Decius, Cicero, Brutus, Cassius, and Casca; a great crowd follows, -among them a Soothsayer. - - CAESAR. Calpurnia! - CASCA. Peace, ho! Caesar speaks. - Music ceases. - CAESAR. Calpurnia! - CALPURNIA. Here, my lord. - CAESAR. Stand you directly in Antonio's way, - When he doth run his course. Antonio! - ANTONY. Caesar, my lord? - CAESAR. Forget not in your speed, Antonio, - To touch Calpurnia, for our elders say - The barren, touched in this holy chase, - Shake off their sterile curse. - ANTONY. I shall remember. - When Caesar says "Do this," it is perform'd. - CAESAR. Set on, and leave no ceremony out. Flourish. - SOOTHSAYER. Caesar! - CAESAR. Ha! Who calls? - CASCA. Bid every noise be still. Peace yet again! - CAESAR. Who is it in the press that calls on me? - I hear a tongue, shriller than all the music, - Cry "Caesar." Speak, Caesar is turn'd to hear. - SOOTHSAYER. Beware the ides of March. - CAESAR. What man is that? - BRUTUS. A soothsayer you beware the ides of March. - CAESAR. Set him before me let me see his face. - CASSIUS. Fellow, come from the throng; look upon Caesar. - CAESAR. What say'st thou to me now? Speak once again. - SOOTHSAYER. Beware the ides of March. - CAESAR. He is a dreamer; let us leave him. Pass. - Sennet. Exeunt all but Brutus and Cassius. - CASSIUS. Will you go see the order of the course? - BRUTUS. Not I. - CASSIUS. I pray you, do. - BRUTUS. I am not gamesome; I do lack some part - Of that quick spirit that is in Antony. - Let me not hinder, Cassius, your desires; - I'll leave you. - CASSIUS. Brutus, I do observe you now of late; - I have not from your eyes that gentleness - And show of love as I was wont to have; - You bear too stubborn and too strange a hand - Over your friend that loves you. - BRUTUS. Cassius, - Be not deceived; if I have veil'd my look, - I turn the trouble of my countenance - Merely upon myself. Vexed I am - Of late with passions of some difference, - Conceptions only proper to myself, - Which give some soil perhaps to my behaviors; - But let not therefore my good friends be grieved- - Among which number, Cassius, be you one- - Nor construe any further my neglect - Than that poor Brutus with himself at war - Forgets the shows of love to other men. - CASSIUS. Then, Brutus, I have much mistook your passion, - By means whereof this breast of mine hath buried - Thoughts of great value, worthy cogitations. - Tell me, good Brutus, can you see your face? - BRUTUS. No, Cassius, for the eye sees not itself - But by reflection, by some other things. - CASSIUS. 'Tis just, - And it is very much lamented, Brutus, - That you have no such mirrors as will turn - Your hidden worthiness into your eye - That you might see your shadow. I have heard - Where many of the best respect in Rome, - Except immortal Caesar, speaking of Brutus - And groaning underneath this age's yoke, - Have wish'd that noble Brutus had his eyes. - BRUTUS. Into what dangers would you lead me, Cassius, - That you would have me seek into myself - For that which is not in me? - CASSIUS. Therefore, good Brutus, be prepared to hear, - And since you know you cannot see yourself - So well as by reflection, I your glass - Will modestly discover to yourself - That of yourself which you yet know not of. - And be not jealous on me, gentle Brutus; - Were I a common laugher, or did use - To stale with ordinary oaths my love - To every new protester, if you know - That I do fawn on men and hug them hard - And after scandal them, or if you know - That I profess myself in banqueting - To all the rout, then hold me dangerous. - Flourish and shout. - BRUTUS. What means this shouting? I do fear the people - Choose Caesar for their king. - CASSIUS. Ay, do you fear it? - Then must I think you would not have it so. - BRUTUS. I would not, Cassius, yet I love him well. - But wherefore do you hold me here so long? - What is it that you would impart to me? - If it be aught toward the general good, - Set honor in one eye and death i' the other - And I will look on both indifferently. - For let the gods so speed me as I love - The name of honor more than I fear death. - CASSIUS. I know that virtue to be in you, Brutus, - As well as I do know your outward favor. - Well, honor is the subject of my story. - I cannot tell what you and other men - Think of this life, but, for my single self, - I had as lief not be as live to be - In awe of such a thing as I myself. - I was born free as Caesar, so were you; - We both have fed as well, and we can both - Endure the winter's cold as well as he. - For once, upon a raw and gusty day, - The troubled Tiber chafing with her shores, - Caesar said to me, "Darest thou, Cassius, now - Leap in with me into this angry flood - And swim to yonder point?" Upon the word, - Accoutred as I was, I plunged in - And bade him follow. So indeed he did. - The torrent roar'd, and we did buffet it - With lusty sinews, throwing it aside - And stemming it with hearts of controversy. - But ere we could arrive the point proposed, - Caesar cried, "Help me, Cassius, or I sink! - I, as Aeneas our great ancestor - Did from the flames of Troy upon his shoulder - The old Anchises bear, so from the waves of Tiber - Did I the tired Caesar. And this man - Is now become a god, and Cassius is - A wretched creature and must bend his body - If Caesar carelessly but nod on him. - He had a fever when he was in Spain, - And when the fit was on him I did mark - How he did shake. 'Tis true, this god did shake; - His coward lips did from their color fly, - And that same eye whose bend doth awe the world - Did lose his luster. I did hear him groan. - Ay, and that tongue of his that bade the Romans - Mark him and write his speeches in their books, - Alas, it cried, "Give me some drink, Titinius," - As a sick girl. Ye gods! It doth amaze me - A man of such a feeble temper should - So get the start of the majestic world - And bear the palm alone. Shout. Flourish. - BRUTUS. Another general shout! - I do believe that these applauses are - For some new honors that are heap'd on Caesar. - CASSIUS. Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world - Like a Colossus, and we petty men - Walk under his huge legs and peep about - To find ourselves dishonorable graves. - Men at some time are masters of their fates: - The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, - But in ourselves that we are underlings. - Brutus and Caesar: what should be in that "Caesar"? - Why should that name be sounded more than yours? - Write them together, yours is as fair a name; - Sound them, it doth become the mouth as well; - Weigh them, it is as heavy; conjure with 'em, - "Brutus" will start a spirit as soon as "Caesar." - Now, in the names of all the gods at once, - Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed - That he is grown so great? Age, thou art shamed! - Rome, thou hast lost the breed of noble bloods! - When went there by an age since the great flood - But it was famed with more than with one man? - When could they say till now that talk'd of Rome - That her wide walls encompass'd but one man? - Now is it Rome indeed, and room enough, - When there is in it but one only man. - O, you and I have heard our fathers say - There was a Brutus once that would have brook'd - The eternal devil to keep his state in Rome - As easily as a king. - BRUTUS. That you do love me, I am nothing jealous; - What you would work me to, I have some aim. - How I have thought of this and of these times, - I shall recount hereafter; for this present, - I would not, so with love I might entreat you, - Be any further moved. What you have said - I will consider; what you have to say - I will with patience hear, and find a time - Both meet to hear and answer such high things. - Till then, my noble friend, chew upon this: - Brutus had rather be a villager - Than to repute himself a son of Rome - Under these hard conditions as this time - Is like to lay upon us. - CASSIUS. I am glad that my weak words - Have struck but thus much show of fire from Brutus. - - Re-enter Caesar and his Train. - - BRUTUS. The games are done, and Caesar is returning. - CASSIUS. As they pass by, pluck Casca by the sleeve, - And he will, after his sour fashion, tell you - What hath proceeded worthy note today. - BRUTUS. I will do so. But, look you, Cassius, - The angry spot doth glow on Caesar's brow, - And all the rest look like a chidden train: - Calpurnia's cheek is pale, and Cicero - Looks with such ferret and such fiery eyes - As we have seen him in the Capitol, - Being cross'd in conference by some senators. - CASSIUS. Casca will tell us what the matter is. - CAESAR. Antonio! - ANTONY. Caesar? - CAESAR. Let me have men about me that are fat, - Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights: - Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look; - He thinks too much; such men are dangerous. - ANTONY. Fear him not, Caesar; he's not dangerous; - He is a noble Roman and well given. - CAESAR. Would he were fatter! But I fear him not, - Yet if my name were liable to fear, - I do not know the man I should avoid - So soon as that spare Cassius. He reads much, - He is a great observer, and he looks - Quite through the deeds of men. He loves no plays, - As thou dost, Antony; he hears no music; - Seldom he smiles, and smiles in such a sort - As if he mock'd himself and scorn'd his spirit - That could be moved to smile at anything. - Such men as he be never at heart's ease - Whiles they behold a greater than themselves, - And therefore are they very dangerous. - I rather tell thee what is to be fear'd - Than what I fear, for always I am Caesar. - Come on my right hand, for this ear is deaf, - And tell me truly what thou think'st of him. - Sennet. Exeunt Caesar and all his Train but Casca. - CASCA. You pull'd me by the cloak; would you speak with me? - BRUTUS. Ay, Casca, tell us what hath chanced today - That Caesar looks so sad. - CASCA. Why, you were with him, were you not? - BRUTUS. I should not then ask Casca what had chanced. - CASCA. Why, there was a crown offered him, and being offered him, - he put it by with the back of his hand, thus, and then the - people fell ashouting. - BRUTUS. What was the second noise for? - CASCA. Why, for that too. - CASSIUS. They shouted thrice. What was the last cry for? - CASCA. Why, for that too. - BRUTUS. Was the crown offered him thrice? - CASCA. Ay, marry, wast, and he put it by thrice, every time gentler - than other, and at every putting by mine honest neighbors - shouted. - CASSIUS. Who offered him the crown? - CASCA. Why, Antony. - BRUTUS. Tell us the manner of it, gentle Casca. - CASCA. I can as well be hang'd as tell the manner of it. It was - mere foolery; I did not mark it. I saw Mark Antony offer him a - crown (yet 'twas not a crown neither, 'twas one of these - coronets) and, as I told you, he put it by once. But for all - that, to my thinking, he would fain have had it. Then he offered - it to him again; then he put it by again. But, to my thinking, he - was very loath to lay his fingers off it. And then he offered it - the third time; he put it the third time by; and still as he - refused it, the rabblement hooted and clapped their chopped hands - and threw up their sweaty nightcaps and uttered such a deal of - stinking breath because Caesar refused the crown that it had - almost choked Caesar, for he swounded and fell down at it. And - for mine own part, I durst not laugh for fear of opening my lips - and receiving the bad air. - CASSIUS. But, soft, I pray you, what, did Caesars wound? - CASCA. He fell down in the marketplace and foamed at mouth and was - speechless. - BRUTUS. 'Tis very like. He hath the falling sickness. - CASSIUS. No, Caesar hath it not, but you, and I, - And honest Casca, we have the falling sickness. - CASCA. I know not what you mean by that, but I am sure Caesar fell - down. If the tagrag people did not clap him and hiss him - according as he pleased and displeased them, as they use to do - the players in the theatre, I am no true man. - BRUTUS. What said he when he came unto himself? - CASCA. Marry, before he fell down, when he perceived the common - herd was glad he refused the crown, he plucked me ope his doublet - and offered them his throat to cut. An had been a man of any - occupation, if I would not have taken him at a word, I would I - might go to hell among the rogues. And so he fell. When he came - to himself again, he said, if he had done or said anything amiss, - he desired their worships to think it was his infirmity. Three or - four wenches where I stood cried, "Alas, good soul!" and forgave - him with all their hearts. But there's no heed to be taken of - them; if Caesar had stabbed their mothers, they would have done - no less. - BRUTUS. And after that he came, thus sad, away? - CASCA. Ay. - CASSIUS. Did Cicero say anything? - CASCA. Ay, he spoke Greek. - CASSIUS. To what effect? - CASCA. Nay, an I tell you that, I'll ne'er look you i' the face - again; but those that understood him smiled at one another and - shook their heads; but for mine own part, it was Greek to me. I - could tell you more news too: Marullus and Flavius, for pulling - scarfs off Caesar's images, are put to silence. Fare you well. - There was more foolery yet, if could remember it. - CASSIUS. Will you sup with me tonight, Casca? - CASCA. No, I am promised forth. - CASSIUS. Will you dine with me tomorrow? - CASCA. Ay, if I be alive, and your mind hold, and your dinner worth - the eating. - CASSIUS. Good, I will expect you. - CASCA. Do so, farewell, both. Exit. - BRUTUS. What a blunt fellow is this grown to be! - He was quick mettle when he went to school. - CASSIUS. So is he now in execution - Of any bold or noble enterprise, - However he puts on this tardy form. - This rudeness is a sauce to his good wit, - Which gives men stomach to digest his words - With better appetite. - BRUTUS. And so it is. For this time I will leave you. - Tomorrow, if you please to speak with me, - I will come home to you, or, if you will, - Come home to me and I will wait for you. - CASSIUS. I will do so. Till then, think of the world. - Exit Brutus. - Well, Brutus, thou art noble; yet, I see - Thy honorable mettle may be wrought - From that it is disposed; therefore it is meet - That noble minds keep ever with their likes; - For who so firm that cannot be seduced? - Caesar doth bear me hard, but he loves Brutus. - If I were Brutus now and he were Cassius, - He should not humor me. I will this night, - In several hands, in at his windows throw, - As if they came from several citizens, - Writings, all tending to the great opinion - That Rome holds of his name, wherein obscurely - Caesar's ambition shall be glanced at. - And after this let Caesar seat him sure; - For we will shake him, or worse days endure. Exit. - - - - -SCENE III. -A street. Thunder and lightning. - -Enter, from opposite sides, Casca, with his sword drawn, and Cicero. - - CICERO. Good even, Casca. Brought you Caesar home? - Why are you breathless, and why stare you so? - CASCA. Are not you moved, when all the sway of earth - Shakes like a thing unfirm? O Cicero, - I have seen tempests when the scolding winds - Have rived the knotty oaks, and I have seen - The ambitious ocean swell and rage and foam - To be exalted with the threatening clouds, - But never till tonight, never till now, - Did I go through a tempest dropping fire. - Either there is a civil strife in heaven, - Or else the world too saucy with the gods - Incenses them to send destruction. - CICERO. Why, saw you anything more wonderful? - CASCA. A common slave- you know him well by sight- - Held up his left hand, which did flame and burn - Like twenty torches join'd, and yet his hand - Not sensible of fire remain'd unscorch'd. - Besides- I ha' not since put up my sword- - Against the Capitol I met a lion, - Who glaz'd upon me and went surly by - Without annoying me. And there were drawn - Upon a heap a hundred ghastly women - Transformed with their fear, who swore they saw - Men all in fire walk up and down the streets. - And yesterday the bird of night did sit - Even at noonday upon the marketplace, - Howling and shrieking. When these prodigies - Do so conjointly meet, let not men say - "These are their reasons; they are natural": - For I believe they are portentous things - Unto the climate that they point upon. - CICERO. Indeed, it is a strange-disposed time. - But men may construe things after their fashion, - Clean from the purpose of the things themselves. - Comes Caesar to the Capitol tomorrow? - CASCA. He doth, for he did bid Antonio - Send word to you he would be there tomorrow. - CICERO. Good then, Casca. This disturbed sky - Is not to walk in. - CASCA. Farewell, Cicero. Exit Cicero. - - Enter Cassius. - - CASSIUS. Who's there? - CASCA. A Roman. - CASSIUS. Casca, by your voice. - CASCA. Your ear is good. Cassius, what night is this! - CASSIUS. A very pleasing night to honest men. - CASCA. Who ever knew the heavens menace so? - CASSIUS. Those that have known the earth so full of faults. - For my part, I have walk'd about the streets, - Submitting me unto the perilous night, - And thus unbraced, Casca, as you see, - Have bared my bosom to the thunderstone; - And when the cross blue lightning seem'd to open - The breast of heaven, I did present myself - Even in the aim and very flash of it. - CASCA. But wherefore did you so much tempt the heavens? - It is the part of men to fear and tremble - When the most mighty gods by tokens send - Such dreadful heralds to astonish us. - CASSIUS. You are dull, Casca, and those sparks of life - That should be in a Roman you do want, - Or else you use not. You look pale and gaze - And put on fear and cast yourself in wonder - To see the strange impatience of the heavens. - But if you would consider the true cause - Why all these fires, why all these gliding ghosts, - Why birds and beasts from quality and kind, - Why old men, fools, and children calculate, - Why all these things change from their ordinance, - Their natures, and preformed faculties - To monstrous quality, why, you shall find - That heaven hath infused them with these spirits - To make them instruments of fear and warning - Unto some monstrous state. - Now could I, Casca, name to thee a man - Most like this dreadful night, - That thunders, lightens, opens graves, and roars - As doth the lion in the Capitol, - A man no mightier than thyself or me - In personal action, yet prodigious grown - And fearful, as these strange eruptions are. - CASCA. 'Tis Caesar that you mean, is it not, Cassius? - CASSIUS. Let it be who it is, for Romans now - Have thews and limbs like to their ancestors. - But, woe the while! Our fathers' minds are dead, - And we are govern'd with our mothers' spirits; - Our yoke and sufferance show us womanish. - CASCA. Indeed they say the senators tomorrow - Mean to establish Caesar as a king, - And he shall wear his crown by sea and land - In every place save here in Italy. - CASSIUS. I know where I will wear this dagger then: - Cassius from bondage will deliver Cassius. - Therein, ye gods, you make the weak most strong; - Therein, ye gods, you tyrants do defeat. - Nor stony tower, nor walls of beaten brass, - Nor airless dungeon, nor strong links of iron - Can be retentive to the strength of spirit; - But life, being weary of these worldly bars, - Never lacks power to dismiss itself. - If I know this, know all the world besides, - That part of tyranny that I do bear - I can shake off at pleasure. Thunder still. - CASCA. So can I. - So every bondman in his own hand bears - The power to cancel his captivity. - CASSIUS. And why should Caesar be a tyrant then? - Poor man! I know he would not be a wolf - But that he sees the Romans are but sheep. - He were no lion, were not Romans hinds. - Those that with haste will make a mighty fire - Begin it with weak straws. What trash is Rome, - What rubbish, and what offal, when it serves - For the base matter to illuminate - So vile a thing as Caesar? But, O grief, - Where hast thou led me? I perhaps speak this - Before a willing bondman; then I know - My answer must be made. But I am arm'd, - And dangers are to me indifferent. - CASCA. You speak to Casca, and to such a man - That is no fleering tell-tale. Hold, my hand. - Be factious for redress of all these griefs, - And I will set this foot of mine as far - As who goes farthest. - CASSIUS. There's a bargain made. - Now know you, Casca, I have moved already - Some certain of the noblest-minded Romans - To undergo with me an enterprise - Of honorable-dangerous consequence; - And I do know by this, they stay for me - In Pompey's Porch. For now, this fearful night, - There is no stir or walking in the streets, - And the complexion of the element - In favor's like the work we have in hand, - Most bloody, fiery, and most terrible. - - Enter Cinna. - - CASCA. Stand close awhile, for here comes one in haste. - CASSIUS. 'Tis Cinna, I do know him by his gait; - He is a friend. Cinna, where haste you so? - CINNA. To find out you. Who's that? Metellus Cimber? - CASSIUS. No, it is Casca, one incorporate - To our attempts. Am I not stay'd for, Cinna? - CINNA. I am glad on't. What a fearful night is this! - There's two or three of us have seen strange sights. - CASSIUS. Am I not stay'd for? Tell me. - CINNA. Yes, you are. - O Cassius, if you could - But win the noble Brutus to our party- - CASSIUS. Be you content. Good Cinna, take this paper, - And look you lay it in the praetor's chair, - Where Brutus may but find it; and throw this - In at his window; set this up with wax - Upon old Brutus' statue. All this done, - Repair to Pompey's Porch, where you shall find us. - Is Decius Brutus and Trebonius there? - CINNA. All but Metellus Cimber, and he's gone - To seek you at your house. Well, I will hie - And so bestow these papers as you bade me. - CASSIUS. That done, repair to Pompey's Theatre. - Exit Cinna. - Come, Casca, you and I will yet ere day - See Brutus at his house. Three parts of him - Is ours already, and the man entire - Upon the next encounter yields him ours. - CASCA. O, he sits high in all the people's hearts, - And that which would appear offense in us, - His countenance, like richest alchemy, - Will change to virtue and to worthiness. - CASSIUS. Him and his worth and our great need of him - You have right well conceited. Let us go, - For it is after midnight, and ere day - We will awake him and be sure of him. Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE I. - -Enter Brutus in his orchard. - - BRUTUS. What, Lucius, ho! - I cannot, by the progress of the stars, - Give guess how near to day. Lucius, I say! - I would it were my fault to sleep so soundly. - When, Lucius, when? Awake, I say! What, Lucius! - - Enter Lucius. - - LUCIUS. Call'd you, my lord? - BRUTUS. Get me a taper in my study, Lucius. - When it is lighted, come and call me here. - LUCIUS. I will, my lord. Exit. - BRUTUS. It must be by his death, and, for my part, - I know no personal cause to spurn at him, - But for the general. He would be crown'd: - How that might change his nature, there's the question. - It is the bright day that brings forth the adder - And that craves wary walking. Crown him that, - And then, I grant, we put a sting in him - That at his will he may do danger with. - The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins - Remorse from power, and, to speak truth of Caesar, - I have not known when his affections sway'd - More than his reason. But 'tis a common proof - That lowliness is young ambition's ladder, - Whereto the climber-upward turns his face; - But when he once attains the upmost round, - He then unto the ladder turns his back, - Looks in the clouds, scorning the base degrees - By which he did ascend. So Caesar may; - Then, lest he may, prevent. And, since the quarrel - Will bear no color for the thing he is, - Fashion it thus, that what he is, augmented, - Would run to these and these extremities; - And therefore think him as a serpent's egg - Which hatch'd would as his kind grow mischievous, - And kill him in the shell. - - Re-enter Lucius. - - LUCIUS. The taper burneth in your closet, sir. - Searching the window for a flint I found - This paper thus seal'd up, and I am sure - It did not lie there when I went to bed. - Gives him the letter. - BRUTUS. Get you to bed again, it is not day. - Is not tomorrow, boy, the ides of March? - LUCIUS. I know not, sir. - BRUTUS. Look in the calendar and bring me word. - LUCIUS. I will, sir. Exit. - BRUTUS. The exhalations whizzing in the air - Give so much light that I may read by them. - Opens the letter and reads. - "Brutus, thou sleep'st: awake and see thyself! - Shall Rome, etc. Speak, strike, redress!" - - "Brutus, thou sleep'st: awake!" - Such instigations have been often dropp'd - Where I have took them up. - "Shall Rome, etc." Thus must I piece it out. - Shall Rome stand under one man's awe? What, Rome? - My ancestors did from the streets of Rome - The Tarquin drive, when he was call'd a king. - "Speak, strike, redress!" Am I entreated - To speak and strike? O Rome, I make thee promise, - If the redress will follow, thou receivest - Thy full petition at the hand of Brutus! - - Re-enter Lucius. - - LUCIUS. Sir, March is wasted fifteen days. - Knocking within. - BRUTUS. 'Tis good. Go to the gate, somebody knocks. - Exit Lucius. - Since Cassius first did whet me against Caesar - I have not slept. - Between the acting of a dreadful thing - And the first motion, all the interim is - Like a phantasma or a hideous dream; - The genius and the mortal instruments - Are then in council, and the state of man, - Like to a little kingdom, suffers then - The nature of an insurrection. - - Re-enter Lucius. - - LUCIUS. Sir, 'tis your brother Cassius at the door, - Who doth desire to see you. - BRUTUS. Is he alone? - LUCIUS. No, sir, there are more with him. - BRUTUS. Do you know them? - LUCIUS. No, sir, their hats are pluck'd about their ears, - And half their faces buried in their cloaks, - That by no means I may discover them - By any mark of favor. - BRUTUS. Let 'em enter. Exit Lucius. - They are the faction. O Conspiracy, - Shamest thou to show thy dangerous brow by night, - When evils are most free? O, then, by day - Where wilt thou find a cavern dark enough - To mask thy monstrous visage? Seek none, Conspiracy; - Hide it in smiles and affability; - For if thou path, thy native semblance on, - Not Erebus itself were dim enough - To hide thee from prevention. - - Enter the conspirators, Cassius, Casca, Decius, Cinna, - Metellus Cimber, and Trebonius. - - CASSIUS. I think we are too bold upon your rest. - Good morrow, Brutus, do we trouble you? - BRUTUS. I have been up this hour, awake all night. - Know I these men that come along with you? - CASSIUS. Yes, every man of them, and no man here - But honors you, and every one doth wish - You had but that opinion of yourself - Which every noble Roman bears of you. - This is Trebonius. - BRUTUS. He is welcome hither. - CASSIUS. This, Decius Brutus. - BRUTUS. He is welcome too. -CASSIUS. This, Casca; this, Cinna; and this, Metellus Cimber. - BRUTUS. They are all welcome. - What watchful cares do interpose themselves - Betwixt your eyes and night? - CASSIUS. Shall I entreat a word? They whisper. - DECIUS. Here lies the east. Doth not the day break here? - CASCA. No. - CINNA. O, pardon, sir, it doth, and yongrey lines - That fret the clouds are messengers of day. - CASCA. You shall confess that you are both deceived. - Here, as I point my sword, the sun arises, - Which is a great way growing on the south, - Weighing the youthful season of the year. - Some two months hence up higher toward the north - He first presents his fire, and the high east - Stands as the Capitol, directly here. - BRUTUS. Give me your hands all over, one by one. - CASSIUS. And let us swear our resolution. - BRUTUS. No, not an oath. If not the face of men, - The sufferance of our souls, the time's abuse- - If these be motives weak, break off betimes, - And every man hence to his idle bed; - So let high-sighted tyranny range on - Till each man drop by lottery. But if these, - As I am sure they do, bear fire enough - To kindle cowards and to steel with valor - The melting spirits of women, then, countrymen, - What need we any spur but our own cause - To prick us to redress? What other bond - Than secret Romans that have spoke the word - And will not palter? And what other oath - Than honesty to honesty engaged - That this shall be or we will fall for it? - Swear priests and cowards and men cautelous, - Old feeble carrions and such suffering souls - That welcome wrongs; unto bad causes swear - Such creatures as men doubt; but do not stain - The even virtue of our enterprise, - Nor the insuppressive mettle of our spirits, - To think that or our cause or our performance - Did need an oath; when every drop of blood - That every Roman bears, and nobly bears, - Is guilty of a several bastardy - If he do break the smallest particle - Of any promise that hath pass'd from him. - CASSIUS. But what of Cicero? Shall we sound him? - I think he will stand very strong with us. - CASCA. Let us not leave him out. - CINNA. No, by no means. - METELLUS. O, let us have him, for his silver hairs - Will purchase us a good opinion, - And buy men's voices to commend our deeds. - It shall be said his judgement ruled our hands; - Our youths and wildness shall no whit appear, - But all be buried in his gravity. - BRUTUS. O, name him not; let us not break with him, - For he will never follow anything - That other men begin. - CASSIUS. Then leave him out. - CASCA. Indeed he is not fit. - DECIUS. Shall no man else be touch'd but only Caesar? - CASSIUS. Decius, well urged. I think it is not meet - Mark Antony, so well beloved of Caesar, - Should outlive Caesar. We shall find of him - A shrewd contriver; and you know his means, - If he improve them, may well stretch so far - As to annoy us all, which to prevent, - Let Antony and Caesar fall together. - BRUTUS. Our course will seem too bloody, Caius Cassius, - To cut the head off and then hack the limbs - Like wrath in death and envy afterwards; - For Antony is but a limb of Caesar. - Let us be sacrificers, but not butchers, Caius. - We all stand up against the spirit of Caesar, - And in the spirit of men there is no blood. - O, that we then could come by Caesar's spirit, - And not dismember Caesar! But, alas, - Caesar must bleed for it! And, gentle friends, - Let's kill him boldly, but not wrathfully; - Let's carve him as a dish fit for the gods, - Not hew him as a carcass fit for hounds; - And let our hearts, as subtle masters do, - Stir up their servants to an act of rage - And after seem to chide 'em. This shall make - Our purpose necessary and not envious, - Which so appearing to the common eyes, - We shall be call'd purgers, not murderers. - And for Mark Antony, think not of him, - For he can do no more than Caesar's arm - When Caesar's head is off. - CASSIUS. Yet I fear him, - For in the ingrated love he bears to Caesar- - BRUTUS. Alas, good Cassius, do not think of him. - If he love Caesar, all that he can do - Is to himself, take thought and die for Caesar. - And that were much he should, for he is given - To sports, to wildness, and much company. - TREBONIUS. There is no fear in him-let him not die, - For he will live and laugh at this hereafter. - Clock strikes. - BRUTUS. Peace, count the clock. - CASSIUS. The clock hath stricken three. - TREBONIUS. 'Tis time to part. - CASSIUS. But it is doubtful yet - Whether Caesar will come forth today or no, - For he is superstitious grown of late, - Quite from the main opinion he held once - Of fantasy, of dreams, and ceremonies. - It may be these apparent prodigies, - The unaccustom'd terror of this night, - And the persuasion of his augurers - May hold him from the Capitol today. - DECIUS. Never fear that. If he be so resolved, - I can o'ersway him, for he loves to hear - That unicorns may be betray'd with trees, - And bears with glasses, elephants with holes, - Lions with toils, and men with flatterers; - But when I tell him he hates flatterers, - He says he does, being then most flattered. - Let me work; - For I can give his humor the true bent, - And I will bring him to the Capitol. - CASSIUS. Nay, we will all of us be there to fetch him. - BRUTUS. By the eighth hour. Is that the utter most? - CINNA. Be that the uttermost, and fail not then. - METELLUS. Caius Ligarius doth bear Caesar hard, - Who rated him for speaking well of Pompey. - I wonder none of you have thought of him. - BRUTUS. Now, good Metellus, go along by him. - He loves me well, and I have given him reasons; - Send him but hither, and I'll fashion him. - CASSIUS. The morning comes upon 's. We'll leave you, Brutus, - And, friends, disperse yourselves, but all remember - What you have said and show yourselves true Romans. - BRUTUS. Good gentlemen, look fresh and merrily; - Let not our looks put on our purposes, - But bear it as our Roman actors do, - With untired spirits and formal constancy. - And so, good morrow to you every one. - Exeunt all but Brutus. - Boy! Lucius! Fast asleep? It is no matter. - Enjoy the honey-heavy dew of slumber; - Thou hast no figures nor no fantasies, - Which busy care draws in the brains of men; - Therefore thou sleep'st so sound. - - Enter Portia. - - PORTIA. Brutus, my lord! - BRUTUS. Portia, what mean you? Wherefore rise you now? - It is not for your health thus to commit - Your weak condition to the raw cold morning. - PORTIA. Nor for yours neither. have ungently, Brutus, - Stole from my bed; and yesternight at supper - You suddenly arose and walk'd about, - Musing and sighing, with your arms across; - And when I ask'd you what the matter was, - You stared upon me with ungentle looks. - I urged you further; then you scratch'd your head, - And too impatiently stamp'd with your foot. - Yet I insisted, yet you answer'd not, - But with an angry waiter of your hand - Gave sign for me to leave you. So I did, - Fearing to strengthen that impatience - Which seem'd too much enkindled, and withal - Hoping it was but an effect of humor, - Which sometime hath his hour with every man. - It will not let you eat, nor talk, nor sleep, - And, could it work so much upon your shape - As it hath much prevail'd on your condition, - I should not know you, Brutus. Dear my lord, - Make me acquainted with your cause of grief. - BRUTUS. I am not well in health, and that is all. - PORTIA. Brutus is wise, and, were he not in health, - He would embrace the means to come by it. - BRUTUS. Why, so I do. Good Portia, go to bed. - PORTIA. Is Brutus sick, and is it physical - To walk unbraced and suck up the humors - Of the dank morning? What, is Brutus sick, - And will he steal out of his wholesome bed - To dare the vile contagion of the night - And tempt the rheumy and unpurged air - To add unto his sickness? No, my Brutus, - You have some sick offense within your mind, - Which by the right and virtue of my place - I ought to know of; and, upon my knees, - I charm you, by my once commended beauty, - By all your vows of love and that great vow - Which did incorporate and make us one, - That you unfold to me, yourself, your half, - Why you are heavy and what men tonight - Have had resort to you; for here have been - Some six or seven, who did hide their faces - Even from darkness. - BRUTUS. Kneel not, gentle Portia. - PORTIA. I should not need, if you were gentle Brutus. - Within the bond of marriage, tell me, Brutus, - Is it excepted I should know no secrets - That appertain to you? Am I yourself - But, as it were, in sort or limitation, - To keep with you at meals, comfort your bed, - And talk to you sometimes? Dwell I but in the suburbs - Of your good pleasure? If it be no more, - Portia is Brutus' harlot, not his wife. - BRUTUS. You are my true and honorable wife, - As dear to me as are the ruddy drops - That visit my sad heart. - PORTIA. If this were true, then should I know this secret. - I grant I am a woman, but withal - A woman that Lord Brutus took to wife. - I grant I am a woman, but withal - A woman well reputed, Cato's daughter. - Think you I am no stronger than my sex, - Being so father'd and so husbanded? - Tell me your counsels, I will not disclose 'em. - I have made strong proof of my constancy, - Giving myself a voluntary wound - Here in the thigh. Can I bear that with patience - And not my husband's secrets? - BRUTUS. O ye gods, - Render me worthy of this noble wife! Knocking within. - Hark, hark, one knocks. Portia, go in awhile, - And by and by thy bosom shall partake - The secrets of my heart. - All my engagements I will construe to thee, - All the charactery of my sad brows. - Leave me with haste. [Exit Portia.] Lucius, who's that knocks? - - Re-enter Lucius with Ligarius. - - LUCIUS. Here is a sick man that would speak with you. - BRUTUS. Caius Ligarius, that Metellus spake of. - Boy, stand aside. Caius Ligarius, how? - LIGARIUS. Vouchsafe good morrow from a feeble tongue. - BRUTUS. O, what a time have you chose out, brave Caius, - To wear a kerchief! Would you were not sick! - LIGARIUS. I am not sick, if Brutus have in hand - Any exploit worthy the name of honor. - BRUTUS. Such an exploit have I in hand, Ligarius, - Had you a healthful ear to hear of it. - LIGARIUS. By all the gods that Romans bow before, - I here discard my sickness! Soul of Rome! - Brave son, derived from honorable loins! - Thou, like an exorcist, hast conjured up - My mortified spirit. Now bid me run, - And I will strive with things impossible, - Yea, get the better of them. What's to do? - BRUTUS. A piece of work that will make sick men whole. - LIGARIUS. But are not some whole that we must make sick? - BRUTUS. That must we also. What it is, my Caius, - I shall unfold to thee, as we are going - To whom it must be done. - LIGARIUS. Set on your foot, - And with a heart new-fired I follow you, - To do I know not what; but it sufficeth - That Brutus leads me on. - BRUTUS. Follow me then. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE II. -Caesar's house. Thunder and lightning. - -Enter Caesar, in his nightgown. - - CAESAR. Nor heaven nor earth have been at peace tonight. - Thrice hath Calpurnia in her sleep cried out, - "Help, ho! They murther Caesar!" Who's within? - - Enter a Servant. - - SERVANT. My lord? - CAESAR. Go bid the priests do present sacrifice, - And bring me their opinions of success. - SERVANT. I will, my lord. Exit. - - Enter Calpurnia. - - CALPURNIA. What mean you, Caesar? Think you to walk forth? - You shall not stir out of your house today. - CAESAR. Caesar shall forth: the things that threaten'd me - Ne'er look'd but on my back; when they shall see - The face of Caesar, they are vanished. - CALPURNIA. Caesar, I I stood on ceremonies, - Yet now they fright me. There is one within, - Besides the things that we have heard and seen, - Recounts most horrid sights seen by the watch. - A lioness hath whelped in the streets; - And graves have yawn'd, and yielded up their dead; - Fierce fiery warriors fight upon the clouds, - In ranks and squadrons and right form of war, - Which drizzled blood upon the Capitol; - The noise of battle hurtled in the air, - Horses did neigh and dying men did groan, - And ghosts did shriek and squeal about the streets. - O Caesar! These things are beyond all use, - And I do fear them. - CAESAR. What can be avoided - Whose end is purposed by the mighty gods? - Yet Caesar shall go forth, for these predictions - Are to the world in general as to Caesar. - CALPURNIA. When beggars die, there are no comets seen; - The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes. - CAESAR. Cowards die many times before their deaths; - The valiant never taste of death but once. - Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, - It seems to me most strange that men should fear - Seeing that death, a necessary end, - Will come when it will come. - - Re-enter Servant. - - What say the augurers? - SERVANT. They would not have you to stir forth today. - Plucking the entrails of an offering forth, - They could not find a heart within the beast. - CAESAR. The gods do this in shame of cowardice. - Caesar should be a beast without a heart - If he should stay at home today for fear. - No, Caesar shall not. Danger knows full well - That Caesar is more dangerous than he. - We are two lions litter'd in one day, - And I the elder and more terrible. - And Caesar shall go forth. - CALPURNIA. Alas, my lord, - Your wisdom is consumed in confidence. - Do not go forth today. Call it my fear - That keeps you in the house and not your own. - We'll send Mark Antony to the Senate House, - And he shall say you are not well today. - Let me, upon my knee, prevail in this. - CAESAR. Mark Antony shall say I am not well, - And, for thy humor, I will stay at home. - - Enter Decius. - - Here's Decius Brutus, he shall tell them so. - DECIUS. Caesar, all hail! Good morrow, worthy Caesar! - I come to fetch you to the Senate House. - CAESAR. And you are come in very happy time - To bear my greeting to the senators - And tell them that I will not come today. - Cannot, is false, and that I dare not, falser: - I will not come today. Tell them so, Decius. - CALPURNIA. Say he is sick. - CAESAR. Shall Caesar send a lie? - Have I in conquest stretch'd mine arm so far - To be afeard to tell greybeards the truth? - Decius, go tell them Caesar will not come. - DECIUS. Most mighty Caesar, let me know some cause, - Lest I be laugh'd at when I tell them so. - CAESAR. The cause is in my will: I will not come, - That is enough to satisfy the Senate. - But, for your private satisfaction, - Because I love you, I will let you know. - Calpurnia here, my wife, stays me at home; - She dreamt tonight she saw my statue, - Which, like a fountain with an hundred spouts, - Did run pure blood, and many lusty Romans - Came smiling and did bathe their hands in it. - And these does she apply for warnings and portents - And evils imminent, and on her knee - Hath begg'd that I will stay at home today. - DECIUS. This dream is all amiss interpreted; - It was a vision fair and fortunate. - Your statue spouting blood in many pipes, - In which so many smiling Romans bathed, - Signifies that from you great Rome shall suck - Reviving blood, and that great men shall press - For tinctures, stains, relics, and cognizance. - This by Calpurnia's dream is signified. - CAESAR. And this way have you well expounded it. - DECIUS. I have, when you have heard what I can say. - And know it now, the Senate have concluded - To give this day a crown to mighty Caesar. - If you shall send them word you will not come, - Their minds may change. Besides, it were a mock - Apt to be render'd, for someone to say - "Break up the Senate till another time, - When Caesar's wife shall meet with better dreams." - If Caesar hide himself, shall they not whisper - "Lo, Caesar is afraid"? - Pardon me, Caesar, for my dear dear love - To your proceeding bids me tell you this, - And reason to my love is liable. - CAESAR. How foolish do your fears seem now, Calpurnia! - I am ashamed I did yield to them. - Give me my robe, for I will go. - - Enter Publius, Brutus, Ligarius, Metellus, Casca, - Trebonius, and Cinna. - - And look where Publius is come to fetch me. - PUBLIUS. Good morrow,Caesar. - CAESAR. Welcome, Publius. - What, Brutus, are you stirr'd so early too? - Good morrow, Casca. Caius Ligarius, - Caesar was ne'er so much your enemy - As that same ague which hath made you lean. - What is't o'clock? - BRUTUS. Caesar, 'tis strucken eight. - CAESAR. I thank you for your pains and courtesy. - - Enter Antony. - - See, Antony, that revels long o' nights, - Is notwithstanding up. Good morrow, Antony. - ANTONY. So to most noble Caesar. - CAESAR. Bid them prepare within. - I am to blame to be thus waited for. - Now, Cinna; now, Metellus; what, Trebonius, - I have an hour's talk in store for you; - Remember that you call on me today; - Be near me, that I may remember you. - TREBONIUS. Caesar, I will. [Aside.] And so near will I be - That your best friends shall wish I had been further. - CAESAR. Good friends, go in and taste some wine with me, - And we like friends will straightway go together. - BRUTUS. [Aside.] That every like is not the same, O Caesar, - The heart of Brutus yearns to think upon! Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE III. -A street near the Capitol. - -Enter Artemidorus, reading paper. - - ARTEMIDORUS. "Caesar, beware of Brutus; take heed of Cassius; come - not near Casca; have an eye to Cinna; trust not Trebonius; mark - well Metellus Cimber; Decius Brutus loves thee not; thou hast - wronged Caius Ligarius. There is but one mind in all these men, - and it is bent against Caesar. If thou beest not immortal, look - about you. Security gives way to conspiracy. The mighty gods - defend thee! - Thy lover, Artemidorus." - Here will I stand till Caesar pass along, - And as a suitor will I give him this. - My heart laments that virtue cannot live - Out of the teeth of emulation. - If thou read this, O Caesar, thou mayest live; - If not, the Fates with traitors do contrive. Exit. - - - - -SCENE IV. -Another part of the same street, before the house of Brutus. - -Enter Portia and Lucius. - - PORTIA. I prithee, boy, run to the Senate House; - Stay not to answer me, but get thee gone. - Why dost thou stay? - LUCIUS. To know my errand, madam. - PORTIA. I would have had thee there, and here again, - Ere I can tell thee what thou shouldst do there. - O constancy, be strong upon my side! - Set a huge mountain 'tween my heart and tongue! - I have a man's mind, but a woman's might. - How hard it is for women to keep counsel! - Art thou here yet? - LUCIUS. Madam, what should I do? - Run to the Capitol, and nothing else? - And so return to you, and nothing else? - PORTIA. Yes, bring me word, boy, if thy lord look well, - For he went sickly forth; and take good note - What Caesar doth, what suitors press to him. - Hark, boy, what noise is that? - LUCIUS. I hear none, madam. - PORTIA. Prithee, listen well. - I heard a bustling rumor like a fray, - And the wind brings it from the Capitol. - LUCIUS. Sooth, madam, I hear nothing. - - Enter the Soothsayer. - - PORTIA. Come hither, fellow; - Which way hast thou been? - SOOTHSAYER. At mine own house, good lady. - PORTIA. What is't o'clock? - SOOTHSAYER. About the ninth hour, lady. - PORTIA. Is Caesar yet gone to the Capitol? - SOOTHSAYER. Madam, not yet. I go to take my stand - To see him pass on to the Capitol. - PORTIA. Thou hast some suit to Caesar, hast thou not? - SOOTHSAYER. That I have, lady. If it will please Caesar - To be so good to Caesar as to hear me, - I shall beseech him to befriend himself. - PORTIA. Why, know'st thou any harm's intended towards him? - SOOTHSAYER. None that I know will be, much that I fear may chance. - Good morrow to you. Here the street is narrow, - The throng that follows Caesar at the heels, - Of senators, of praetors, common suitors, - Will crowd a feeble man almost to death. - I'll get me to a place more void and there - Speak to great Caesar as he comes along. Exit. - PORTIA. I must go in. Ay me, how weak a thing - The heart of woman is! O Brutus, - The heavens speed thee in thine enterprise! - Sure, the boy heard me. Brutus hath a suit - That Caesar will not grant. O, I grow faint. - Run, Lucius, and commend me to my lord; - Say I am merry. Come to me again, - And bring me word what he doth say to thee. - Exeunt severally. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -Rome. Before the Capitol; the Senate sitting above. -A crowd of people, among them Artemidorus and the Soothsayer. - -Flourish. Enter Caesar, Brutus, Cassius, Casca, Decius, Metellus, -Trebonius, Cinna, Antony, Lepidus, Popilius, Publius, and others. - - CAESAR. The ides of March are come. - SOOTHSAYER. Ay, Caesar, but not gone. - A Hail, Caesar! Read this schedule. - DECIUS. Trebonius doth desire you to o'er read, - At your best leisure, this his humble suit. - ARTEMIDORUS. O Caesar, read mine first, for mine's a suit - That touches Caesar nearer. Read it, great Caesar. - CAESAR. What touches us ourself shall be last served. - ARTEMIDORUS. Delay not, Caesar; read it instantly. - CAESAR. What, is the fellow mad? - PUBLIUS. Sirrah, give place. - CASSIUS. What, urge you your petitions in the street? - Come to the Capitol. - - Caesar goes up to the Senate House, the rest follow. - - POPILIUS. I wish your enterprise today may thrive. - CASSIUS. What enterprise, Popilius? - POPILIUS. Fare you well. - Advances to Caesar. - BRUTUS. What said Popilius Lena? - CASSIUS. He wish'd today our enterprise might thrive. - I fear our purpose is discovered. - BRUTUS. Look, how he makes to Caesar. Mark him. - CASSIUS. Casca, - Be sudden, for we fear prevention. - Brutus, what shall be done? If this be known, - Cassius or Caesar never shall turn back, - For I will slay myself. - BRUTUS. Cassius, be constant. - Popilius Lena speaks not of our purposes; - For, look, he smiles, and Caesar doth not change. - CASSIUS. Trebonius knows his time, for, look you, Brutus, - He draws Mark Antony out of the way. - Exeunt Antony and Trebonius. - DECIUS. Where is Metellus Cimber? Let him - And presently prefer his suit to Caesar. - BRUTUS. He is address'd; press near and second him. - CINNA. Casca, you are the first that rears your hand. - CAESAR. Are we all ready? What is now amiss - That Caesar and his Senate must redress? - METELLUS. Most high, most mighty, and most puissant Caesar, - Metellus Cimber throws before thy seat - An humble heart. Kneels. - CAESAR. I must prevent thee, Cimber. - These couchings and these lowly courtesies - Might fire the blood of ordinary men - And turn preordinance and first decree - Into the law of children. Be not fond - To think that Caesar bears such rebel blood - That will be thaw'd from the true quality - With that which melteth fools- I mean sweet words, - Low-crooked court'sies, and base spaniel-fawning. - Thy brother by decree is banished. - If thou dost bend and pray and fawn for him, - I spurn thee like a cur out of my way. - Know, Caesar doth not wrong, nor without cause - Will he be satisfied. - METELLUS. Is there no voice more worthy than my own, - To sound more sweetly in great Caesar's ear - For the repealing of my banish'd brother? - BRUTUS. I kiss thy hand, but not in flattery, Caesar, - Desiring thee that Publius Cimber may - Have an immediate freedom of repeal. - CAESAR. What, Brutus? - CASSIUS. Pardon, Caesar! Caesar, pardon! - As low as to thy foot doth Cassius fall - To beg enfranchisement for Publius Cimber. - CAESAR. I could be well moved, if I were as you; - If I could pray to move, prayers would move me; - But I am constant as the northern star, - Of whose true-fix'd and resting quality - There is no fellow in the firmament. - The skies are painted with unnumber'd sparks; - They are all fire and every one doth shine; - But there's but one in all doth hold his place. - So in the world, 'tis furnish'd well with men, - And men are flesh and blood, and apprehensive; - Yet in the number I do know but one - That unassailable holds on his rank, - Unshaked of motion; and that I am he, - Let me a little show it, even in this; - That I was constant Cimber should be banish'd, - And constant do remain to keep him so. - CINNA. O Caesar- - CAESAR. Hence! Wilt thou lift up Olympus? - DECIUS. Great Caesar- - CAESAR. Doth not Brutus bootless kneel? - CASCA. Speak, hands, for me! - Casca first, then the other Conspirators - and Marcus Brutus stab Caesar. - CAESAR. Et tu, Brute?- Then fall, Caesar! Dies. - CINNA. Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead! - Run hence, proclaim, cry it about the streets. - CASSIUS. Some to the common pulpits and cry out - "Liberty, freedom, and enfranchisement!" - BRUTUS. People and senators, be not affrighted, - Fly not, stand still; ambition's debt is paid. - CASCA. Go to the pulpit, Brutus. - DECIUS. And Cassius too. - BRUTUS. Where's Publius? - CINNA. Here, quite confounded with this mutiny. - METELLUS. Stand fast together, lest some friend of Caesar's - Should chance- - BRUTUS. Talk not of standing. Publius, good cheer, - There is no harm intended to your person, - Nor to no Roman else. So tell them, Publius. - CASSIUS. And leave us, Publius, lest that the people - Rushing on us should do your age some mischief. - BRUTUS. Do so, and let no man abide this deed - But we the doers. - - Re-enter Trebonius. - - CASSIUS. Where is Antony? - TREBONIUS. Fled to his house amazed. - Men, wives, and children stare, cry out, and run - As it were doomsday. - BRUTUS. Fates, we will know your pleasures. - That we shall die, we know; 'tis but the time - And drawing days out that men stand upon. - CASSIUS. Why, he that cuts off twenty years of life - Cuts off so many years of fearing death. - BRUTUS. Grant that, and then is death a benefit; - So are we Caesar's friends that have abridged - His time of fearing death. Stoop, Romans, stoop, - And let us bathe our hands in Caesar's blood - Up to the elbows, and besmear our swords; - Then walk we forth, even to the marketplace, - And waving our red weapons o'er our heads, - Let's all cry, "Peace, freedom, and liberty!" - CASSIUS. Stoop then, and wash. How many ages hence - Shall this our lofty scene be acted over - In states unborn and accents yet unknown! - BRUTUS. How many times shall Caesar bleed in sport, - That now on Pompey's basis lies along - No worthier than the dust! - CASSIUS. So oft as that shall be, - So often shall the knot of us be call'd - The men that gave their country liberty. - DECIUS. What, shall we forth? - CASSIUS. Ay, every man away. - Brutus shall lead, and we will grace his heels - With the most boldest and best hearts of Rome. - - Enter a Servant. - - BRUTUS. Soft, who comes here? A friend of Antony's. - SERVANT. Thus, Brutus, did my master bid me kneel, - Thus did Mark Antony bid me fall down, - And, being prostrate, thus he bade me say: - Brutus is noble, wise, valiant, and honest; - Caesar was mighty, bold, royal, and loving. - Say I love Brutus and I honor him; - Say I fear'd Caesar, honor'd him, and loved him. - If Brutus will vouchsafe that Antony - May safely come to him and be resolved - How Caesar hath deserved to lie in death, - Mark Antony shall not love Caesar dead - So well as Brutus living, but will follow - The fortunes and affairs of noble Brutus - Thorough the hazards of this untrod state - With all true faith. So says my master Antony. - BRUTUS. Thy master is a wise and valiant Roman; - I never thought him worse. - Tell him, so please him come unto this place, - He shall be satisfied and, by my honor, - Depart untouch'd. - SERVANT. I'll fetch him presently. Exit. - BRUTUS. I know that we shall have him well to friend. - CASSIUS. I wish we may, but yet have I a mind - That fears him much, and my misgiving still - Falls shrewdly to the purpose. - - Re-enter Antony. - - BRUTUS. But here comes Antony. Welcome, Mark Antony. - ANTONY. O mighty Caesar! Dost thou lie so low? - Are all thy conquests, glories, triumphs, spoils, - Shrunk to this little measure? Fare thee well. - I know not, gentlemen, what you intend, - Who else must be let blood, who else is rank. - If I myself, there is no hour so fit - As Caesar's death's hour, nor no instrument - Of half that worth as those your swords, made rich - With the most noble blood of all this world. - I do beseech ye, if you bear me hard, - Now, whilst your purpled hands do reek and smoke, - Fulfill your pleasure. Live a thousand years, - I shall not find myself so apt to die; - No place will please me so, no means of death, - As here by Caesar, and by you cut off, - The choice and master spirits of this age. - BRUTUS. O Antony, beg not your death of us! - Though now we must appear bloody and cruel, - As, by our hands and this our present act - You see we do, yet see you but our hands - And this the bleeding business they have done. - Our hearts you see not; they are pitiful; - And pity to the general wrong of Rome- - As fire drives out fire, so pity pity- - Hath done this deed on Caesar. For your part, - To you our swords have leaden points, Mark Antony; - Our arms in strength of malice, and our hearts - Of brothers' temper, do receive you in - With all kind love, good thoughts, and reverence. - CASSIUS. Your voice shall be as strong as any man's - In the disposing of new dignities. - BRUTUS. Only be patient till we have appeased - The multitude, beside themselves with fear, - And then we will deliver you the cause - Why I, that did love Caesar when I struck him, - Have thus proceeded. - ANTONY. I doubt not of your wisdom. - Let each man render me his bloody hand. - First, Marcus Brutus, will I shake with you; - Next, Caius Cassius, do I take your hand; - Now, Decius Brutus, yours; now yours, Metellus; - Yours, Cinna; and, my valiant Casca, yours; - Though last, not least in love, yours, good Trebonius. - Gentlemen all- alas, what shall I say? - My credit now stands on such slippery ground, - That one of two bad ways you must conceit me, - Either a coward or a flatterer. - That I did love thee, Caesar, O, 'tis true! - If then thy spirit look upon us now, - Shall it not grieve thee dearer than thy death - To see thy Antony making his peace, - Shaking the bloody fingers of thy foes, - Most noble! In the presence of thy corse? - Had I as many eyes as thou hast wounds, - Weeping as fast as they stream forth thy blood, - It would become me better than to close - In terms of friendship with thine enemies. - Pardon me, Julius! Here wast thou bay'd, brave hart, - Here didst thou fall, and here thy hunters stand, - Sign'd in thy spoil, and crimson'd in thy Lethe. - O world, thou wast the forest to this hart, - And this, indeed, O world, the heart of thee. - How like a deer strucken by many princes - Dost thou here lie! - CASSIUS. Mark Antony- - ANTONY. Pardon me, Caius Cassius. - The enemies of Caesar shall say this: - Then, in a friend, it is cold modesty. - CASSIUS. I blame you not for praising Caesar so; - But what compact mean you to have with us? - Will you be prick'd in number of our friends, - Or shall we on, and not depend on you? - ANTONY. Therefore I took your hands, but was indeed - Sway'd from the point by looking down on Caesar. - Friends am I with you all and love you all, - Upon this hope that you shall give me reasons - Why and wherein Caesar was dangerous. - BRUTUS. Or else were this a savage spectacle. - Our reasons are so full of good regard - That were you, Antony, the son of Caesar, - You should be satisfied. - ANTONY. That's all I seek; - And am moreover suitor that I may - Produce his body to the marketplace, - And in the pulpit, as becomes a friend, - Speak in the order of his funeral. - BRUTUS. You shall, Mark Antony. - CASSIUS. Brutus, a word with you. - [Aside to Brutus.] You know not what you do. Do not consent - That Antony speak in his funeral. - Know you how much the people may be moved - By that which he will utter? - BRUTUS. By your pardon, - I will myself into the pulpit first, - And show the reason of our Caesar's death. - What Antony shall speak, I will protest - He speaks by leave and by permission, - And that we are contented Caesar shall - Have all true rites and lawful ceremonies. - It shall advantage more than do us wrong. - CASSIUS. I know not what may fall; I like it not. - BRUTUS. Mark Antony, here, take you Caesar's body. - You shall not in your funeral speech blame us, - But speak all good you can devise of Caesar, - And say you do't by our permission, - Else shall you not have any hand at all - About his funeral. And you shall speak - In the same pulpit whereto I am going, - After my speech is ended. - ANTONY. Be it so, - I do desire no more. - BRUTUS. Prepare the body then, and follow us. - Exeunt all but Antony. - ANTONY. O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth, - That I am meek and gentle with these butchers! - Thou art the ruins of the noblest man - That ever lived in the tide of times. - Woe to the hand that shed this costly blood! - Over thy wounds now do I prophesy - (Which like dumb mouths do ope their ruby lips - To beg the voice and utterance of my tongue) - A curse shall light upon the limbs of men; - Domestic fury and fierce civil strife - Shall cumber all the parts of Italy; - Blood and destruction shall be so in use, - And dreadful objects so familiar, - That mothers shall but smile when they behold - Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war; - All pity choked with custom of fell deeds, - And Caesar's spirit ranging for revenge, - With Ate by his side come hot from hell, - Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice - Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dogs of war, - That this foul deed shall smell above the earth - With carrion men, groaning for burial. - - Enter a Servant. - - You serve Octavius Caesar, do you not? - SERVANT. I do, Mark Antony. - ANTONY. Caesar did write for him to come to Rome. - SERVANT. He did receive his letters, and is coming, - And bid me say to you by word of mouth- - O Caesar! Sees the body. - ANTONY. Thy heart is big; get thee apart and weep. - Passion, I see, is catching, for mine eyes, - Seeing those beads of sorrow stand in thine, - Began to water. Is thy master coming? - SERVANT. He lies tonight within seven leagues of Rome. - ANTONY. Post back with speed and tell him what hath chanced. - Here is a mourning Rome, a dangerous Rome, - No Rome of safety for Octavius yet; - Hie hence, and tell him so. Yet stay awhile, - Thou shalt not back till I have borne this corse - Into the marketplace. There shall I try, - In my oration, how the people take - The cruel issue of these bloody men, - According to the which thou shalt discourse - To young Octavius of the state of things. - Lend me your hand. Exeunt with Caesar's body. - - - - -SCENE II. -The Forum. - -Enter Brutus and Cassius, and a throng of Citizens. - - CITIZENS. We will be satisfied! Let us be satisfied! - BRUTUS. Then follow me and give me audience, friends. - Cassius, go you into the other street - And part the numbers. - Those that will hear me speak, let 'em stay here; - Those that will follow Cassius, go with him; - And public reasons shall be rendered - Of Caesar's death. - FIRST CITIZEN. I will hear Brutus speak. - SECOND CITIZEN. I will hear Cassius and compare their reasons, - When severally we hear them rendered. - Exit Cassius, with some Citizens. - Brutus goes into the pulpit. - THIRD CITIZEN. The noble Brutus is ascended. Silence! - BRUTUS. Be patient till the last. - Romans, countrymen, and lovers! Hear me for my cause, and be - silent, that you may hear. Believe me for mine honor, and have - respect to mine honor, that you may believe. Censure me in your - wisdom, and awake your senses, that you may the better judge. If - there be any in this assembly, any dear friend of Caesar's, to - him I say that Brutus' love to Caesar was no less than his. If - then that friend demand why Brutus rose against Caesar, this is - my answer: Not that I loved Caesar less, but that I loved Rome - more. Had you rather Caesar were living and die all slaves, than - that Caesar were dead to live all freemen? As Caesar loved me, I - weep for him; as he was fortunate, I rejoice at it; as he was - valiant, I honor him; but as he was ambitious, I slew him. There - is tears for his love, joy for his fortune, honor for his valor, - and death for his ambition. Who is here so base that would be a - bondman? If any, speak, for him have I offended. Who is here so - rude that would not be a Roman? If any, speak, for him have I - offended. Who is here so vile that will not love his country? If - any, speak, for him have I offended. I pause for a reply. - ALL. None, Brutus, none. - BRUTUS. Then none have I offended. I have done no more to Caesar - than you shall do to Brutus. The question of his death is - enrolled in the Capitol, his glory not extenuated, wherein he was - worthy, nor his offenses enforced, for which he suffered death. - - Enter Antony and others, with Caesar's body. - - Here comes his body, mourned by Mark Antony, who, though he had - no hand in his death, shall receive the benefit of his dying, a - place in the commonwealth, as which of you shall not? With this I - depart- that, as I slew my best lover for the good of Rome, I - have the same dagger for myself, when it shall please my country - to need my death. - ALL. Live, Brutus, live, live! - FIRST CITIZEN. Bring him with triumph home unto his house. - SECOND CITIZEN. Give him a statue with his ancestors. - THIRD CITIZEN. Let him be Caesar. - FOURTH CITIZEN. Caesar's better parts - Shall be crown'd in Brutus. - FIRST CITIZEN. We'll bring him to his house with shouts and - clamors. - BRUTUS. My countrymen- - SECOND CITIZEN. Peace! Silence! Brutus speaks. - FIRST CITIZEN. Peace, ho! - BRUTUS. Good countrymen, let me depart alone, - And, for my sake, stay here with Antony. - Do grace to Caesar's corse, and grace his speech - Tending to Caesar's glories, which Mark Antony, - By our permission, is allow'd to make. - I do entreat you, not a man depart, - Save I alone, till Antony have spoke. Exit. - FIRST CITIZEN. Stay, ho, and let us hear Mark Antony. - THIRD CITIZEN. Let him go up into the public chair; - We'll hear him. Noble Antony, go up. - ANTONY. For Brutus' sake, I am beholding to you. - Goes into the pulpit. - FOURTH CITIZEN. What does he say of Brutus? - THIRD CITIZEN. He says, for Brutus' sake, - He finds himself beholding to us all. - FOURTH CITIZEN. 'Twere best he speak no harm of Brutus here. - FIRST CITIZEN. This Caesar was a tyrant. - THIRD CITIZEN. Nay, that's certain. - We are blest that Rome is rid of him. - SECOND CITIZEN. Peace! Let us hear what Antony can say. - ANTONY. You gentle Romans- - ALL. Peace, ho! Let us hear him. - ANTONY. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! - I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. - The evil that men do lives after them, - The good is oft interred with their bones; - So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus - Hath told you Caesar was ambitious; - If it were so, it was a grievous fault, - And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it. - Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest- - For Brutus is an honorable man; - So are they all, all honorable men- - Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral. - He was my friend, faithful and just to me; - But Brutus says he was ambitious, - And Brutus is an honorable man. - He hath brought many captives home to Rome, - Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill. - Did this in Caesar seem ambitious? - When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept; - Ambition should be made of sterner stuff: - Yet Brutus says he was ambitious, - And Brutus is an honorable man. - You all did see that on the Lupercal - I thrice presented him a kingly crown, - Which he did thrice refuse. Was this ambition? - Yet Brutus says he was ambitious, - And sure he is an honorable man. - I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke, - But here I am to speak what I do know. - You all did love him once, not without cause; - What cause withholds you then to mourn for him? - O judgement, thou art fled to brutish beasts, - And men have lost their reason. Bear with me; - My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar, - And I must pause till it come back to me. - FIRST CITIZEN. Methinks there is much reason in his sayings. - SECOND CITIZEN. If thou consider rightly of the matter, - Caesar has had great wrong. - THIRD CITIZEN. Has he, masters? - I fear there will a worse come in his place. - FOURTH CITIZEN. Mark'd ye his words? He would not take the crown; - Therefore 'tis certain he was not ambitious. - FIRST CITIZEN. If it be found so, some will dear abide it. - SECOND CITIZEN. Poor soul, his eyes are red as fire with weeping. - THIRD CITIZEN. There's not a nobler man in Rome than Antony. - FOURTH CITIZEN. Now mark him, he begins again to speak. - ANTONY. But yesterday the word of Caesar might - Have stood against the world. Now lies he there, - And none so poor to do him reverence. - O masters! If I were disposed to stir - Your hearts and minds to mutiny and rage, - I should do Brutus wrong and Cassius wrong, - Who, you all know, are honorable men. - I will not do them wrong; I rather choose - To wrong the dead, to wrong myself and you, - Than I will wrong such honorable men. - But here's a parchment with the seal of Caesar; - I found it in his closet, 'tis his will. - Let but the commons hear this testament- - Which, pardon me, I do not mean to read- - And they would go and kiss dead Caesar's wounds - And dip their napkins in his sacred blood, - Yea, beg a hair of him for memory, - And, dying, mention it within their wills, - Bequeathing it as a rich legacy - Unto their issue. - FOURTH CITIZEN. We'll hear the will. Read it, Mark Antony. - ALL. The will, the will! We will hear Caesar's will. - ANTONY. Have patience, gentle friends, I must not read it; - It is not meet you know how Caesar loved you. - You are not wood, you are not stones, but men; - And, being men, hearing the will of Caesar, - It will inflame you, it will make you mad. - 'Tis good you know not that you are his heirs, - For if you should, O, what would come of it! - FOURTH CITIZEN. Read the will; we'll hear it, Antony. - You shall read us the will, Caesar's will. - ANTONY. Will you be patient? Will you stay awhile? - I have o'ershot myself to tell you of it. - I fear I wrong the honorable men - Whose daggers have stabb'd Caesar; I do fear it. - FOURTH CITIZEN. They were traitors. Honorable men! - ALL. The will! The testament! - SECOND CITIZEN. They were villains, murtherers. The will! - Read the will! - ANTONY. You will compel me then to read the will? - Then make a ring about the corse of Caesar, - And let me show you him that made the will. - Shall I descend? And will you give me leave? - ALL. Come down. - SECOND CITIZEN. Descend. - He comes down from the pulpit. - THIRD CITIZEN. You shall have leave. - FOURTH CITIZEN. A ring, stand round. - FIRST CITIZEN. Stand from the hearse, stand from the body. - SECOND CITIZEN. Room for Antony, most noble Antony. - ANTONY. Nay, press not so upon me, stand far off. - ALL. Stand back; room, bear back! - ANTONY. If you have tears, prepare to shed them now. - You all do know this mantle. I remember - The first time ever Caesar put it on; - 'Twas on a summer's evening, in his tent, - That day he overcame the Nervii. - Look, in this place ran Cassius' dagger through; - See what a rent the envious Casca made; - Through this the well-beloved Brutus stabb'd; - And as he pluck'd his cursed steel away, - Mark how the blood of Caesar follow'd it, - As rushing out of doors, to be resolved - If Brutus so unkindly knock'd, or no; - For Brutus, as you know, was Caesar's angel. - Judge, O you gods, how dearly Caesar loved him! - This was the most unkindest cut of all; - For when the noble Caesar saw him stab, - Ingratitude, more strong than traitors' arms, - Quite vanquish'd him. Then burst his mighty heart, - And, in his mantle muffling up his face, - Even at the base of Pompey's statue, - Which all the while ran blood, great Caesar fell. - O, what a fall was there, my countrymen! - Then I, and you, and all of us fell down, - Whilst bloody treason flourish'd over us. - O, now you weep, and I perceive you feel - The dint of pity. These are gracious drops. - Kind souls, what weep you when you but behold - Our Caesar's vesture wounded? Look you here, - Here is himself, marr'd, as you see, with traitors. - FIRST CITIZEN. O piteous spectacle! - SECOND CITIZEN. O noble Caesar! - THIRD CITIZEN. O woeful day! - FOURTH CITIZEN. O traitors villains! - FIRST CITIZEN. O most bloody sight! - SECOND CITIZEN. We will be revenged. - ALL. Revenge! About! Seek! Burn! Fire! Kill! - Slay! Let not a traitor live! - ANTONY. Stay, countrymen. - FIRST CITIZEN. Peace there! Hear the noble Antony. - SECOND CITIZEN. We'll hear him, we'll follow him, we'll die with - him. - ANTONY. Good friends, sweet friends, let me not stir you up - To such a sudden flood of mutiny. - They that have done this deed are honorable. - What private griefs they have, alas, I know not, - That made them do it. They are wise and honorable, - And will, no doubt, with reasons answer you. - I come not, friends, to steal away your hearts. - I am no orator, as Brutus is; - But, as you know me all, a plain blunt man, - That love my friend, and that they know full well - That gave me public leave to speak of him. - For I have neither wit, nor words, nor worth, - Action, nor utterance, nor the power of speech, - To stir men's blood. I only speak right on; - I tell you that which you yourselves do know; - Show you sweet Caesar's wounds, poor dumb mouths, - And bid them speak for me. But were I Brutus, - And Brutus Antony, there were an Antony - Would ruffle up your spirits and put a tongue - In every wound of Caesar that should move - The stones of Rome to rise and mutiny. - ALL. We'll mutiny. - FIRST CITIZEN. We'll burn the house of Brutus. - THIRD CITIZEN. Away, then! Come, seek the conspirators. - ANTONY. Yet hear me, countrymen; yet hear me speak. - ALL. Peace, ho! Hear Antony, most noble Antony! - ANTONY. Why, friends, you go to do you know not what. - Wherein hath Caesar thus deserved your loves? - Alas, you know not; I must tell you then. - You have forgot the will I told you of. - ALL. Most true, the will! Let's stay and hear the will. - ANTONY. Here is the will, and under Caesar's seal. - To every Roman citizen he gives, - To every several man, seventy-five drachmas. - SECOND CITIZEN. Most noble Caesar! We'll revenge his death. - THIRD CITIZEN. O royal Caesar! - ANTONY. Hear me with patience. - ALL. Peace, ho! - ANTONY. Moreover, he hath left you all his walks, - His private arbors, and new-planted orchards, - On this side Tiber; he hath left them you, - And to your heirs forever- common pleasures, - To walk abroad and recreate yourselves. - Here was a Caesar! When comes such another? - FIRST CITIZEN. Never, never. Come, away, away! - We'll burn his body in the holy place - And with the brands fire the traitors' houses. - Take up the body. - SECOND CITIZEN. Go fetch fire. - THIRD CITIZEN. Pluck down benches. - FOURTH CITIZEN. Pluck down forms, windows, anything. - Exeunt Citizens with the body. - ANTONY. Now let it work. Mischief, thou art afoot, - Take thou what course thou wilt. - - Enter a Servant. - - How now, fellow? - SERVANT. Sir, Octavius is already come to Rome. - ANTONY. Where is he? - SERVANT. He and Lepidus are at Caesar's house. - ANTONY. And thither will I straight to visit him. - He comes upon a wish. Fortune is merry, - And in this mood will give us anything. - SERVANT. I heard him say Brutus and Cassius - Are rid like madmen through the gates of Rome. - ANTONY. Be like they had some notice of the people, - How I had moved them. Bring me to Octavius. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE III. -A street. - -Enter Cinna the poet. - - CINNA. I dreamt tonight that I did feast with Caesar, - And things unluckily charge my fantasy. - I have no will to wander forth of doors, - Yet something leads me forth. - - Enter Citizens. - - FIRST CITIZEN. What is your name? - SECOND CITIZEN. Whither are you going? - THIRD CITIZEN. Where do you dwell? - FOURTH CITIZEN. Are you a married man or a bachelor? - SECOND CITIZEN. Answer every man directly. - FIRST CITIZEN. Ay, and briefly. - FOURTH CITIZEN. Ay, and wisely. - THIRD CITIZEN. Ay, and truly, you were best. - CINNA. What is my name? Whither am I going? Where do I dwell? Am I - a married man or a bachelor? Then, to answer every man directly - and briefly, wisely and truly: wisely I say, I am a bachelor. - SECOND CITIZEN. That's as much as to say they are fools that marry. - You'll bear me a bang for that, I fear. Proceed directly. - CINNA. Directly, I am going to Caesar's funeral. - FIRST CITIZEN. As a friend or an enemy? - CINNA. As a friend. - SECOND CITIZEN. That matter is answered directly. - FOURTH CITIZEN. For your dwelling, briefly. - CINNA. Briefly, I dwell by the Capitol. - THIRD CITIZEN. Your name, sir, truly. - CINNA. Truly, my name is Cinna. - FIRST CITIZEN. Tear him to pieces, he's a conspirator. - CINNA. I am Cinna the poet, I am Cinna the poet. - FOURTH CITIZEN. Tear him for his bad verses, tear him for his bad - verses. - CINNA. I am not Cinna the conspirator. - FOURTH CITIZEN. It is no matter, his name's Cinna. Pluck but his - name out of his heart, and turn him going. - THIRD CITIZEN. Tear him, tear him! Come, brands, ho, firebrands. To - Brutus', to Cassius'; burn all. Some to Decius' house, and some - to Casca's, some to Ligarius'. Away, go! Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. -A house in Rome. Antony, Octavius, and Lepidus, seated at a table. - - ANTONY. These many then shall die, their names are prick'd. - OCTAVIUS. Your brother too must die; consent you, Lepidus? - LEPIDUS. I do consent- - OCTAVIUS. Prick him down, Antony. - LEPIDUS. Upon condition Publius shall not live, - Who is your sister's son, Mark Antony. - ANTONY. He shall not live; look, with a spot I damn him. - But, Lepidus, go you to Caesar's house, - Fetch the will hither, and we shall determine - How to cut off some charge in legacies. - LEPIDUS. What, shall I find you here? - OCTAVIUS. Or here, or at the Capitol. Exit Lepidus. - ANTONY. This is a slight unmeritable man, - Meet to be sent on errands. Is it fit, - The three-fold world divided, he should stand - One of the three to share it? - OCTAVIUS. So you thought him, - And took his voice who should be prick'd to die - In our black sentence and proscription. - ANTONY. Octavius, I have seen more days than you, - And though we lay these honors on this man - To ease ourselves of divers slanderous loads, - He shall but bear them as the ass bears gold, - To groan and sweat under the business, - Either led or driven, as we point the way; - And having brought our treasure where we will, - Then take we down his load and turn him off, - Like to the empty ass, to shake his ears - And graze in commons. - OCTAVIUS. You may do your will, - But he's a tried and valiant soldier. - ANTONY. So is my horse, Octavius, and for that - I do appoint him store of provender. - It is a creature that I teach to fight, - To wind, to stop, to run directly on, - His corporal motion govern'd by my spirit. - And, in some taste, is Lepidus but so: - He must be taught, and train'd, and bid go forth; - A barren-spirited fellow, one that feeds - On objects, arts, and imitations, - Which, out of use and staled by other men, - Begin his fashion. Do not talk of him - But as a property. And now, Octavius, - Listen great things. Brutus and Cassius - Are levying powers; we must straight make head; - Therefore let our alliance be combined, - Our best friends made, our means stretch'd; - And let us presently go sit in council, - How covert matters may be best disclosed, - And open perils surest answered. - OCTAVIUS. Let us do so, for we are at the stake, - And bay'd about with many enemies; - And some that smile have in their hearts, I fear, - Millions of mischiefs. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE II. -Camp near Sardis. Before Brutus' tent. Drum. - -Enter Brutus, Lucilius, Lucius, and Soldiers; Titinius and Pindarus meet them. - - BRUTUS. Stand, ho! - LUCILIUS. Give the word, ho, and stand. - BRUTUS. What now, Lucilius, is Cassius near? - LUCILIUS. He is at hand, and Pindarus is come - To do you salutation from his master. - BRUTUS. He greets me well. Your master, Pindarus, - In his own change, or by ill officers, - Hath given me some worthy cause to wish - Things done undone; but if he be at hand, - I shall be satisfied. - PINDARUS. I do not doubt - But that my noble master will appear - Such as he is, full of regard and honor. - BRUTUS. He is not doubted. A word, Lucilius, - How he received you. Let me be resolved. - LUCILIUS. With courtesy and with respect enough, - But not with such familiar instances, - Nor with such free and friendly conference, - As he hath used of old. - BRUTUS. Thou hast described - A hot friend cooling. Ever note, Lucilius, - When love begins to sicken and decay - It useth an enforced ceremony. - There are no tricks in plain and simple faith; - But hollow men, like horses hot at hand, - Make gallant show and promise of their mettle; - But when they should endure the bloody spur, - They fall their crests and like deceitful jades - Sink in the trial. Comes his army on? - LUCILIUS. They meant his night in Sard is to be quarter'd; - The greater part, the horse in general, - Are come with Cassius. Low march within. - BRUTUS. Hark, he is arrived. - March gently on to meet him. - - Enter Cassius and his Powers. - - CASSIUS. Stand, ho! - BRUTUS. Stand, ho! Speak the word along. - FIRST SOLDIER. Stand! - SECOND SOLDIER. Stand! - THIRD SOLDIER. Stand! - CASSIUS. Most noble brother, you have done me wrong. - BRUTUS. Judge me, you gods! Wrong I mine enemies? - And, if not so, how should I wrong a brother? - CASSIUS. Brutus, this sober form of yours hides wrongs, - And when you do them- - BRUTUS. Cassius, be content, - Speak your griefs softly, I do know you well. - Before the eyes of both our armies here, - Which should perceive nothing but love from us, - Let us not wrangle. Bid them move away; - Then in my tent, Cassius, enlarge your griefs, - And I will give you audience. - CASSIUS. Pindarus, - Bid our commanders lead their charges off - A little from this ground. - BRUTUS. Lucilius, do you the like, and let no man - Come to our tent till we have done our conference. - Let Lucius and Titinius guard our door. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE III. -Brutus' tent. - -Enter Brutus and Cassius. - - CASSIUS. That you have wrong'd me doth appear in this: - You have condemn'd and noted Lucius Pella - For taking bribes here of the Sardians, - Wherein my letters, praying on his side, - Because I knew the man, were slighted off. - BRUTUS. You wrong'd yourself to write in such a case. - CASSIUS. In such a time as this it is not meet - That every nice offense should bear his comment. - BRUTUS. Let me tell you, Cassius, you yourself - Are much condemn'd to have an itching palm, - To sell and mart your offices for gold - To undeservers. - CASSIUS. I an itching palm? - You know that you are Brutus that speaks this, - Or, by the gods, this speech were else your last. - BRUTUS. The name of Cassius honors this corruption, - And chastisement doth therefore hide his head. - CASSIUS. Chastisement? - BRUTUS. Remember March, the ides of March remember. - Did not great Julius bleed for justice' sake? - What villain touch'd his body, that did stab, - And not for justice? What, shall one of us, - That struck the foremost man of all this world - But for supporting robbers, shall we now - Contaminate our fingers with base bribes - And sell the mighty space of our large honors - For so much trash as may be grasped thus? - I had rather be a dog, and bay the moon, - Than such a Roman. - CASSIUS. Brutus, bait not me, - I'll not endure it. You forget yourself - To hedge me in. I am a soldier, I, - Older in practice, abler than yourself - To make conditions. - BRUTUS. Go to, you are not, Cassius. - CASSIUS. I am. - BRUTUS. I say you are not. - CASSIUS. Urge me no more, I shall forget myself; - Have mind upon your health, tempt me no farther. - BRUTUS. Away, slight man! - CASSIUS. Is't possible? - BRUTUS. Hear me, for I will speak. - Must I give way and room to your rash choler? - Shall I be frighted when a madman stares? - CASSIUS. O gods, ye gods! Must I endure all this? - BRUTUS. All this? Ay, more. Fret till your proud heart break. - Go show your slaves how choleric you are, - And make your bondmen tremble. Must I bouge? - Must I observe you? Must I stand and crouch - Under your testy humor? By the gods, - You shall digest the venom of your spleen, - Though it do split you, for, from this day forth, - I'll use you for my mirth, yea, for my laughter, - When you are waspish. - CASSIUS. Is it come to this? - BRUTUS. You say you are a better soldier: - Let it appear so, make your vaunting true, - And it shall please me well. For mine own part, - I shall be glad to learn of noble men. - CASSIUS. You wrong me every way, you wrong me, Brutus. - I said, an elder soldier, not a better. - Did I say "better"? - BRUTUS. If you did, I care not. - CASSIUS. When Caesar lived, he durst not thus have moved me. - BRUTUS. Peace, peace! You durst not so have tempted him. - CASSIUS. I durst not? - BRUTUS. No. - CASSIUS. What, durst not tempt him? - BRUTUS. For your life you durst not. - CASSIUS. Do not presume too much upon my love; - I may do that I shall be sorry for. - BRUTUS. You have done that you should be sorry for. - There is no terror, Cassius, in your threats, - For I am arm'd so strong in honesty, - That they pass by me as the idle wind - Which I respect not. I did send to you - For certain sums of gold, which you denied me, - For I can raise no money by vile means. - By heaven, I had rather coin my heart - And drop my blood for drachmas than to wring - From the hard hands of peasants their vile trash - By any indirection. I did send - To you for gold to pay my legions, - Which you denied me. Was that done like Cassius? - Should I have answer'd Caius Cassius so? - When Marcus Brutus grows so covetous - To lock such rascal counters from his friends, - Be ready, gods, with all your thunderbolts, - Dash him to pieces! - CASSIUS. I denied you not. - BRUTUS. You did. - CASSIUS. I did not. He was but a fool - That brought my answer back. Brutus hath rived my heart. - A friend should bear his friend's infirmities, - But Brutus makes mine greater than they are. - BRUTUS. I do not, till you practise them on me. - CASSIUS. You love me not. - BRUTUS. I do not like your faults. - CASSIUS. A friendly eye could never see such faults. - BRUTUS. A flatterer's would not, though they do appear - As huge as high Olympus. - CASSIUS. Come, Antony, and young Octavius, come, - Revenge yourselves alone on Cassius, - For Cassius is aweary of the world: - Hated by one he loves; braved by his brother; - Check'd like a bondman; all his faults observed, - Set in a notebook, learn'd and conn'd by rote, - To cast into my teeth. O, I could weep - My spirit from mine eyes! There is my dagger, - And here my naked breast; within, a heart - Dearer than Pluto's mine, richer than gold. - If that thou best a Roman, take it forth; - I, that denied thee gold, will give my heart. - Strike, as thou didst at Caesar, for I know, - When thou didst hate him worst, thou lovedst him better - Than ever thou lovedst Cassius. - BRUTUS. Sheathe your dagger. - Be angry when you will, it shall have scope; - Do what you will, dishonor shall be humor. - O Cassius, you are yoked with a lamb, - That carries anger as the flint bears fire, - Who, much enforced, shows a hasty spark - And straight is cold again. - CASSIUS. Hath Cassius lived - To be but mirth and laughter to his Brutus, - When grief and blood ill-temper'd vexeth him? - BRUTUS. When I spoke that, I was ill-temper'd too. - CASSIUS. Do you confess so much? Give me your hand. - BRUTUS. And my heart too. - CASSIUS. O Brutus! - BRUTUS. What's the matter? - CASSIUS. Have not you love enough to bear with me - When that rash humor which my mother gave me - Makes me forgetful? - BRUTUS. Yes, Cassius, and from henceforth, - When you are overearnest with your Brutus, - He'll think your mother chides, and leave you so. - POET. [Within.] Let me go in to see the generals. - There is some grudge between 'em, 'tis not meet - They be alone. - LUCILIUS. [Within.] You shall not come to them. - POET. [Within.] Nothing but death shall stay me. - - Enter Poet, followed by Lucilius, Titinius, and Lucius. - - CASSIUS. How now, what's the matter? - POET. For shame, you generals! What do you mean? - Love, and be friends, as two such men should be; - For I have seen more years, I'm sure, than ye. - CASSIUS. Ha, ha! How vilely doth this cynic rhyme! - BRUTUS. Get you hence, sirrah; saucy fellow, hence! - CASSIUS. Bear with him, Brutus; 'tis his fashion. - BRUTUS. I'll know his humor when he knows his time. - What should the wars do with these jigging fools? - Companion, hence! - CASSIUS. Away, away, be gone! Exit Poet. - BRUTUS. Lucilius and Titinius, bid the commanders - Prepare to lodge their companies tonight. - CASSIUS. And come yourselves and bring Messala with you - Immediately to us. Exeunt Lucilius and Titinius. - BRUTUS. Lucius, a bowl of wine! Exit Lucius. - CASSIUS. I did not think you could have been so angry. - BRUTUS. O Cassius, I am sick of many griefs. - CASSIUS. Of your philosophy you make no use, - If you give place to accidental evils. - BRUTUS. No man bears sorrow better. Portia is dead. - CASSIUS. Ha? Portia? - BRUTUS. She is dead. - CASSIUS. How 'scaped killing when I cross'd you so? - O insupportable and touching loss! - Upon what sickness? - BRUTUS. Impatient of my absence, - And grief that young Octavius with Mark Antony - Have made themselves so strong- for with her death - That tidings came- with this she fell distract, - And (her attendants absent) swallow'd fire. - CASSIUS. And died so? - BRUTUS. Even so. - CASSIUS. O ye immortal gods! - - Re-enter Lucius, with wine and taper. - - BRUTUS. Speak no more of her. Give me a bowl of wine. - In this I bury all unkindness, Cassius. Drinks. - CASSIUS. My heart is thirsty for that noble pledge. - Fill, Lucius, till the wine o'erswell the cup; - I cannot drink too much of Brutus' love. Drinks. - BRUTUS. Come in, Titinius! Exit Lucius. - - Re-enter Titinius, with Messala. - - Welcome, good Messala. - Now sit we close about this taper here, - And call in question our necessities. - CASSIUS. Portia, art thou gone? - BRUTUS. No more, I pray you. - Messala, I have here received letters - That young Octavius and Mark Antony - Come down upon us with a mighty power, - Bending their expedition toward Philippi. - MESSALA. Myself have letters of the selfsame tenure. - BRUTUS. With what addition? - MESSALA. That by proscription and bills of outlawry - Octavius, Antony, and Lepidus - Have put to death an hundred senators. - BRUTUS. There in our letters do not well agree; - Mine speak of seventy senators that died - By their proscriptions, Cicero being one. - CASSIUS. Cicero one! - MESSALA. Cicero is dead, - And by that order of proscription. - Had you your letters from your wife, my lord? - BRUTUS. No, Messala. - MESSALA. Nor nothing in your letters writ of her? - BRUTUS. Nothing, Messala. - MESSALA. That, methinks, is strange. - BRUTUS. Why ask you? Hear you aught of her in yours? - MESSALA. No, my lord. - BRUTUS. Now, as you are a Roman, tell me true. - MESSALA. Then like a Roman bear the truth I tell: - For certain she is dead, and by strange manner. - BRUTUS. Why, farewell, Portia. We must die, Messala. - With meditating that she must die once - I have the patience to endure it now. - MESSALA. Even so great men great losses should endure. - CASSIUS. I have as much of this in art as you, - But yet my nature could not bear it so. - BRUTUS. Well, to our work alive. What do you think - Of marching to Philippi presently? - CASSIUS. I do not think it good. - BRUTUS. Your reason? - CASSIUS. This it is: - 'Tis better that the enemy seek us; - So shall he waste his means, weary his soldiers, - Doing himself offense, whilst we lying still - Are full of rest, defense, and nimbleness. - BRUTUS. Good reasons must of force give place to better. - The people 'twixt Philippi and this ground - Do stand but in a forced affection, - For they have grudged us contribution. - The enemy, marching along by them, - By them shall make a fuller number up, - Come on refresh'd, new-added, and encouraged; - From which advantage shall we cut him off - If at Philippi we do face him there, - These people at our back. - CASSIUS. Hear me, good brother. - BRUTUS. Under your pardon. You must note beside - That we have tried the utmost of our friends, - Our legions are brim-full, our cause is ripe: - The enemy increaseth every day; - We, at the height, are ready to decline. - There is a tide in the affairs of men - Which taken at the flood leads on to fortune; - Omitted, all the voyage of their life - Is bound in shallows and in miseries. - On such a full sea are we now afloat, - And we must take the current when it serves, - Or lose our ventures. - CASSIUS. Then, with your will, go on; - We'll along ourselves and meet them at Philippi. - BRUTUS. The deep of night is crept upon our talk, - And nature must obey necessity, - Which we will niggard with a little rest. - There is no more to say? - CASSIUS. No more. Good night. - Early tomorrow will we rise and hence. - BRUTUS. Lucius! - - Re-enter Lucius. - - My gown. Exit Lucius. - Farewell, good Messala; - Good night, Titinius; noble, noble Cassius, - Good night and good repose. - CASSIUS. O my dear brother! - This was an ill beginning of the night. - Never come such division 'tween our souls! - Let it not, Brutus. - BRUTUS. Everything is well. - CASSIUS. Good night, my lord. - BRUTUS. Good night, good brother. - TITINIUS. MESSALA. Good night, Lord Brutus. - BRUTUS. Farewell, everyone. - Exeunt all but Brutus. - - Re-enter Lucius, with the gown. - - Give me the gown. Where is thy instrument? - LUCIUS. Here in the tent. - BRUTUS. What, thou speak'st drowsily? - Poor knave, I blame thee not, thou art o'erwatch'd. - Call Claudio and some other of my men, - I'll have them sleep on cushions in my tent. - LUCIUS. Varro and Claudio! - - Enter Varro and Claudio. - - VARRO. Calls my lord? - BRUTUS. I pray you, sirs, lie in my tent and sleep; - It may be I shall raise you by and by - On business to my brother Cassius. - VARRO. So please you, we will stand and watch your pleasure. - BRUTUS. I would not have it so. Lie down, good sirs. - It may be I shall otherwise bethink me. - Look Lucius, here's the book I sought for so; - I put it in the pocket of my gown. - Varro and Claudio lie down. - LUCIUS. I was sure your lordship did not give it me. - BRUTUS. Bear with me, good boy, I am much forgetful. - Canst thou hold up thy heavy eyes awhile, - And touch thy instrument a strain or two? - LUCIUS. Ay, my lord, an't please you. - BRUTUS. It does, my boy. - I trouble thee too much, but thou art willing. - LUCIUS. It is my duty, sir. - BRUTUS. I should not urge thy duty past thy might; - I know young bloods look for a time of rest. - LUCIUS. I have slept, my lord, already. - BRUTUS. It was well done, and thou shalt sleep again; - I will not hold thee long. If I do live, - I will be good to thee. Music, and a song. - This is a sleepy tune. O murtherous slumber, - Layest thou thy leaden mace upon my boy - That plays thee music? Gentle knave, good night. - I will not do thee so much wrong to wake thee. - If thou dost nod, thou break'st thy instrument; - I'll take it from thee; and, good boy, good night. - Let me see, let me see; is not the leaf turn'd down - Where I left reading? Here it is, I think. Sits down. - - Enter the Ghost of Caesar. - - How ill this taper burns! Ha, who comes here? - I think it is the weakness of mine eyes - That shapes this monstrous apparition. - It comes upon me. Art thou anything? - Art thou some god, some angel, or some devil - That makest my blood cold and my hair to stare? - Speak to me what thou art. - GHOST. Thy evil spirit, Brutus. - BRUTUS. Why comest thou? - GHOST. To tell thee thou shalt see me at Philippi. - BRUTUS. Well, then I shall see thee again? - GHOST. Ay, at Philippi. - BRUTUS. Why, I will see thee at Philippi then. Exit Ghost. - Now I have taken heart thou vanishest. - Ill spirit, I would hold more talk with thee. - Boy! Lucius! Varro! Claudio! Sirs, awake! - Claudio! - LUCIUS. The strings, my lord, are false. - BRUTUS. He thinks he still is at his instrument. - Lucius, awake! - LUCIUS. My lord? - BRUTUS. Didst thou dream, Lucius, that thou so criedst out? - LUCIUS. My lord, I do not know that I did cry. - BRUTUS. Yes, that thou didst. Didst thou see anything? - LUCIUS. Nothing, my lord. - BRUTUS. Sleep again, Lucius. Sirrah Claudio! - [To Varro.] Fellow thou, awake! - VARRO. My lord? - CLAUDIO. My lord? - BRUTUS. Why did you so cry out, sirs, in your sleep? - VARRO. CLAUDIO. Did we, my lord? - BRUTUS. Ay, saw you anything? - VARRO. No, my lord, I saw nothing. - CLAUDIO. Nor I, my lord. - BRUTUS. Go and commend me to my brother Cassius; - Bid him set on his powers betimes before, - And we will follow. - VARRO. CLAUDIO. It shall be done, my lord. Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -The plains of Philippi. - -Enter Octavius, Antony, and their Army. - - OCTAVIUS. Now, Antony, our hopes are answered. - You said the enemy would not come down, - But keep the hills and upper regions. - It proves not so. Their battles are at hand; - They mean to warn us at Philippi here, - Answering before we do demand of them. - ANTONY. Tut, I am in their bosoms, and I know - Wherefore they do it. They could be content - To visit other places, and come down - With fearful bravery, thinking by this face - To fasten in our thoughts that they have courage; - But 'tis not so. - - Enter a Messenger. - - MESSENGER. Prepare you, generals. - The enemy comes on in gallant show; - Their bloody sign of battle is hung out, - And something to be done immediately. - ANTONY. Octavius, lead your battle softly on, - Upon the left hand of the even field. - OCTAVIUS. Upon the right hand I, keep thou the left. - ANTONY. Why do you cross me in this exigent? - OCTAVIUS. I do not cross you, but I will do so. - - March. Drum. Enter Brutus, Cassius, and their Army; - Lucilius, Titinius, Messala, and others. - - BRUTUS. They stand, and would have parley. - CASSIUS. Stand fast, Titinius; we must out and talk. - OCTAVIUS. Mark Antony, shall we give sign of battle? - ANTONY. No, Caesar, we will answer on their charge. - Make forth, the generals would have some words. - OCTAVIUS. Stir not until the signal not until the signal. - BRUTUS. Words before blows. Is it so, countrymen? - OCTAVIUS. Not that we love words better, as you do. - BRUTUS. Good words are better than bad strokes, Octavius. - ANTONY. In your bad strokes, Brutus, you give good words. - Witness the hole you made in Caesar's heart, - Crying "Long live! Hail, Caesar!" - CASSIUS. Antony, - The posture of your blows are yet unknown; - But for your words, they rob the Hybla bees, - And leave them honeyless. - ANTONY. Not stingless too. - BRUTUS. O, yes, and soundless too, - For you have stol'n their buzzing, Antony, - And very wisely threat before you sting. - ANTONY. Villains! You did not so when your vile daggers - Hack'd one another in the sides of Caesar. - You show'd your teeth like apes, and fawn'd like hounds, - And bow'd like bondmen, kissing Caesar's feet; - Whilst damned Casca, like a cur, behind - Strooke Caesar on the neck. O you flatterers! - CASSIUS. Flatterers? Now, Brutus, thank yourself. - This tongue had not offended so today, - If Cassius might have ruled. - OCTAVIUS. Come, come, the cause. If arguing make us sweat, - The proof of it will turn to redder drops. - Look, - I draw a sword against conspirators; - When think you that the sword goes up again? - Never, till Caesar's three and thirty wounds - Be well avenged, or till another Caesar - Have added slaughter to the sword of traitors. - BRUTUS. Caesar, thou canst not die by traitors' hands, - Unless thou bring'st them with thee. - OCTAVIUS. So I hope, - I was not born to die on Brutus' sword. - BRUTUS. O, if thou wert the noblest of thy strain, - Young man, thou couldst not die more honorable. - CASSIUS. A peevish school boy, worthless of such honor, - Join'd with a masker and a reveler! - ANTONY. Old Cassius still! - OCTAVIUS. Come, Antony, away! - Defiance, traitors, hurl we in your teeth. - If you dare fight today, come to the field; - If not, when you have stomachs. - Exeunt Octavius, Antony, and their Army. - CASSIUS. Why, now, blow and, swell billow, and swim bark! - The storm is up, and all is on the hazard. - BRUTUS. Ho, Lucilius! Hark, a word with you. - LUCILIUS. [Stands forth.] My lord? - Brutus and Lucilius converse apart. - CASSIUS. Messala! - MESSALA. [Stands forth.] What says my general? - CASSIUS. Messala, - This is my birthday, as this very day - Was Cassius born. Give me thy hand, Messala. - Be thou my witness that, against my will, - As Pompey was, am I compell'd to set - Upon one battle all our liberties. - You know that I held Epicurus strong, - And his opinion. Now I change my mind, - And partly credit things that do presage. - Coming from Sardis, on our former ensign - Two mighty eagles fell, and there they perch'd, - Gorging and feeding from our soldiers' hands, - Who to Philippi here consorted us. - This morning are they fled away and gone, - And in their steads do ravens, crows, and kites - Fly o'er our heads and downward look on us, - As we were sickly prey. Their shadows seem - A canopy most fatal, under which - Our army lies, ready to give up the ghost. - MESSALA. Believe not so. - CASSIUS. I but believe it partly, - For I am fresh of spirit and resolved - To meet all perils very constantly. - BRUTUS. Even so, Lucilius. - CASSIUS. Now, most noble Brutus, - The gods today stand friendly that we may, - Lovers in peace, lead on our days to age! - But, since the affairs of men rest still incertain, - Let's reason with the worst that may befall. - If we do lose this battle, then is this - The very last time we shall speak together. - What are you then determined to do? - BRUTUS. Even by the rule of that philosophy - By which I did blame Cato for the death - Which he did give himself- I know not how, - But I do find it cowardly and vile, - For fear of what might fall, so to prevent - The time of life- arming myself with patience - To stay the providence of some high powers - That govern us below. - CASSIUS. Then, if we lose this battle, - You are contented to be led in triumph - Thorough the streets of Rome? - BRUTUS. No, Cassius, no. Think not, thou noble Roman, - That ever Brutus will go bound to Rome; - He bears too great a mind. But this same day - Must end that work the ides of March begun. - And whether we shall meet again I know not. - Therefore our everlasting farewell take. - Forever, and forever, farewell, Cassius! - If we do meet again, why, we shall smile; - If not, why then this parting was well made. - CASSIUS. Forever and forever farewell, Brutus! - If we do meet again, we'll smile indeed; - If not, 'tis true this parting was well made. - BRUTUS. Why then, lead on. O, that a man might know - The end of this day's business ere it come! - But it sufficeth that the day will end, - And then the end is known. Come, ho! Away! Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE II. -The field of battle. - -Alarum. Enter Brutus and Messala. - - BRUTUS. Ride, ride, Messala, ride, and give these bills - Unto the legions on the other side. Loud alarum. - Let them set on at once, for I perceive - But cold demeanor in Octavia's wing, - And sudden push gives them the overthrow. - Ride, ride, Messala. Let them all come down. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE III. -Another part of the field. - -Alarums. Enter Cassius and Titinius. - - CASSIUS. O, look, Titinius, look, the villains fly! - Myself have to mine own turn'd enemy. - This ensign here of mine was turning back; - I slew the coward, and did take it from him. - TITINIUS. O Cassius, Brutus gave the word too early, - Who, having some advantage on Octavius, - Took it too eagerly. His soldiers fell to spoil, - Whilst we by Antony are all enclosed. - - Enter Pindarus. - - PINDARUS. Fly further off, my lord, fly further off; - Mark Antony is in your tents, my lord; - Fly, therefore, noble Cassius, fly far off. - CASSIUS. This hill is far enough. Look, look, Titinius: - Are those my tents where I perceive the fire? - TITINIUS. They are, my lord. - CASSIUS. Titinius, if thou lovest me, - Mount thou my horse and hide thy spurs in him, - Till he have brought thee up to yonder troops - And here again, that I may rest assured - Whether yond troops are friend or enemy. - TITINIUS. I will be here again, even with a thought. Exit. - CASSIUS. Go, Pindarus, get higher on that hill; - My sight was ever thick; regard Titinius, - And tell me what thou notest about the field. - Pindarus ascends the hill. - This day I breathed first: time is come round, - And where I did begin, there shall I end; - My life is run his compass. Sirrah, what news? - PINDARUS. [Above.] O my lord! - CASSIUS. What news? - PINDARUS. [Above.] Titinius is enclosed round about - With horsemen, that make to him on the spur; - Yet he spurs on. Now they are almost on him. - Now, Titinius! Now some light. O, he lights too. - He's ta'en [Shout.] And, hark! They shout for joy. - CASSIUS. Come down; behold no more. - O, coward that I am, to live so long, - To see my best friend ta'en before my face! - Pindarus descends. - Come hither, sirrah. - In Parthia did I take thee prisoner, - And then I swore thee, saving of thy life, - That whatsoever I did bid thee do, - Thou shouldst attempt it. Come now, keep thine oath; - Now be a freeman, and with this good sword, - That ran through Caesar's bowels, search this bosom. - Stand not to answer: here, take thou the hilts; - And when my face is cover'd, as 'tis now, - Guide thou the sword. [Pindarus stabs him.] Caesar, thou art - revenged, - Even with the sword that kill'd thee. Dies. - PINDARUS. So, I am free, yet would not so have been, - Durst I have done my will. O Cassius! - Far from this country Pindarus shall run, - Where never Roman shall take note of him. Exit. - - Re-enter Titinius with Messala. - - MESSALA. It is but change, Titinius, for Octavius - Is overthrown by noble Brutus' power, - As Cassius' legions are by Antony. - TITINIUS. These tidings would well comfort Cassius. - MESSALA. Where did you leave him? - TITINIUS. All disconsolate, - With Pindarus his bondman, on this hill. - MESSALA. Is not that he that lies upon the ground? - TITINIUS. He lies not like the living. O my heart! - MESSALA. Is not that he? - TITINIUS. No, this was he, Messala, - But Cassius is no more. O setting sun, - As in thy red rays thou dost sink to night, - So in his red blood Cassius' day is set, - The sun of Rome is set! Our day is gone; - Clouds, dews, and dangers come; our deeds are done! - Mistrust of my success hath done this deed. - MESSALA. Mistrust of good success hath done this deed. - O hateful error, melancholy's child, - Why dost thou show to the apt thoughts of men - The things that are not? O error, soon conceived, - Thou never comest unto a happy birth, - But kill'st the mother that engender'd thee! - TITINIUS. What, Pindarus! Where art thou, Pindarus? - MESSALA. Seek him, Titinius, whilst I go to meet - The noble Brutus, thrusting this report - Into his ears. I may say "thrusting" it, - For piercing steel and darts envenomed - Shall be as welcome to the ears of Brutus - As tidings of this sight. - TITINIUS. Hie you, Messala, - And I will seek for Pindarus the while. Exit Messala. - Why didst thou send me forth, brave Cassius? - Did I not meet thy friends? And did not they - Put on my brows this wreath of victory, - And bid me give it thee? Didst thou not hear their shouts? - Alas, thou hast misconstrued everything! - But, hold thee, take this garland on thy brow; - Thy Brutus bid me give it thee, and I - Will do his bidding. Brutus, come apace, - And see how I regarded Caius Cassius. - By your leave, gods, this is a Roman's part. - Come, Cassius' sword, and find Titinius' heart. - Kills himself. - - Alarum. Re-enter Messala, with Brutus, young Cato, - and others. - - BRUTUS. Where, where, Messala, doth his body lie? - MESSALA. Lo, yonder, and Titinius mourning it. - BRUTUS. Titinius' face is upward. - CATO. He is slain. - BRUTUS. O Julius Caesar, thou art mighty yet! - Thy spirit walks abroad, and turns our swords - In our own proper entrails. Low alarums. - CATO. Brave Titinius! - Look whe'er he have not crown'd dead Cassius! - BRUTUS. Are yet two Romans living such as these? - The last of all the Romans, fare thee well! - It is impossible that ever Rome - Should breed thy fellow. Friends, I owe moe tears - To this dead man than you shall see me pay. - I shall find time, Cassius, I shall find time. - Come therefore, and to Thasos send his body; - His funerals shall not be in our camp, - Lest it discomfort us. Lucilius, come, - And come, young Cato; let us to the field. - Labio and Flavio, set our battles on. - 'Tis three o'clock, and Romans, yet ere night - We shall try fortune in a second fight. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE IV. -Another part of the field. - -Alarum. Enter, fighting, Soldiers of both armies; then Brutus, young Cato, -Lucilius, and others. - - BRUTUS. Yet, countrymen, O, yet hold up your heads! - CATO. What bastard doth not? Who will go with me? - I will proclaim my name about the field. - I am the son of Marcus Cato, ho! - A foe to tyrants, and my country's friend. - I am the son of Marcus Cato, ho! - BRUTUS. And I am Brutus, Marcus Brutus, I; - Brutus, my country's friend; know me for Brutus! Exit. - LUCILIUS. O young and noble Cato, art thou down? - Why, now thou diest as bravely as Titinius, - And mayst be honor'd, being Cato's son. - FIRST SOLDIER. Yield, or thou diest. - LUCILIUS. Only I yield to die. - [Offers money.] There is so much that thou wilt kill me straight: - Kill Brutus, and be honor'd in his death. - FIRST SOLDIER. We must not. A noble prisoner! - SECOND SOLDIER. Room, ho! Tell Antony, Brutus is ta'en. - FIRST SOLDIER. I'll tell the news. Here comes the general. - - Enter Antony. - - Brutus is ta'en, Brutus is ta'en, my lord. - ANTONY. Where is he? - LUCILIUS. Safe, Antony, Brutus is safe enough. - I dare assure thee that no enemy - Shall ever take alive the noble Brutus; - The gods defend him from so great a shame! - When you do find him, or alive or dead, - He will be found like Brutus, like himself. - ANTONY. This is not Brutus, friend, but, I assure you, - A prize no less in worth. Keep this man safe, - Give him all kindness; I had rather have - Such men my friends than enemies. Go on, - And see wheer Brutus be alive or dead, - And bring us word unto Octavius' tent - How everything is chanced. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE V. -Another part of the field. - -Enter Brutus, Dardanius, Clitus, Strato, and Volumnius. - - BRUTUS. Come, poor remains of friends, rest on this rock. - CLITUS. Statilius show'd the torchlight, but, my lord, - He came not back. He is or ta'en or slain. - BRUTUS. Sit thee down, Clitus. Slaying is the word: - It is a deed in fashion. Hark thee, Clitus. Whispers. - CLITUS. What, I, my lord? No, not for all the world. - BRUTUS. Peace then, no words. - CLITUS. I'll rather kill myself. - BRUTUS. Hark thee, Dardanius. Whispers. - DARDANIUS. Shall I do such a deed? - CLITUS. O Dardanius! - DARDANIUS. O Clitus! - CLITUS. What ill request did Brutus make to thee? - DARDANIUS. To kill him, Clitus. Look, he meditates. - CLITUS. Now is that noble vessel full of grief, - That it runs over even at his eyes. - BRUTUS. Come hither, good Volumnius, list a word. - VOLUMNIUS. What says my lord? - BRUTUS. Why, this, Volumnius: - The ghost of Caesar hath appear'd to me - Two several times by night; at Sardis once, - And this last night here in Philippi fields. - I know my hour is come. - VOLUMNIUS. Not so, my lord. - BRUTUS. Nay I am sure it is, Volumnius. - Thou seest the world, Volumnius, how it goes; - Our enemies have beat us to the pit; Low alarums. - It is more worthy to leap in ourselves - Than tarry till they push us. Good Volumnius, - Thou know'st that we two went to school together; - Even for that our love of old, I prithee, - Hold thou my sword-hilts, whilst I run on it. - VOLUMNIUS. That's not an office for a friend, my lord. - Alarum still. - CLITUS. Fly, fly, my lord, there is no tarrying here. - BRUTUS. Farewell to you, and you, and you, Volumnius. - Strato, thou hast been all this while asleep; - Farewell to thee too, Strato. Countrymen, - My heart doth joy that yet in all my life - I found no man but he was true to me. - I shall have glory by this losing day, - More than Octavius and Mark Antony - By this vile conquest shall attain unto. - So, fare you well at once, for Brutus' tongue - Hath almost ended his life's history. - Night hangs upon mine eyes, my bones would rest - That have but labor'd to attain this hour. - Alarum. Cry within, "Fly, fly, fly!" - CLITUS. Fly, my lord, fly. - BRUTUS. Hence! I will follow. - Exeunt Clitus, Dardanius, and Volumnius. - I prithee, Strato, stay thou by thy lord. - Thou art a fellow of a good respect; - Thy life hath had some smatch of honor in it. - Hold then my sword, and turn away thy face, - While I do run upon it. Wilt thou, Strato? - STRATO. Give me your hand first. Fare you well, my lord. - BRUTUS. Farewell, good Strato. Runs on his sword. - Caesar, now be still; - I kill'd not thee with half so good a will. Dies. - - Alarum. Retreat. Enter Octavius, Antony, Messala, - Lucilius, and the Army. - - OCTAVIUS. What man is that? - MESSALA. My master's man. Strato, where is thy master? - STRATO. Free from the bondage you are in, Messala: - The conquerors can but make a fire of him; - For Brutus only overcame himself, - And no man else hath honor by his death. - LUCILIUS. So Brutus should be found. I thank thee, Brutus, - That thou hast proved Lucilius' saying true. - OCTAVIUS. All that served Brutus, I will entertain them. - Fellow, wilt thou bestow thy time with me? - STRATO. Ay, if Messala will prefer me to you. - OCTAVIUS. Do so, good Messala. - MESSALA. How died my master, Strato? - STRATO. I held the sword, and he did run on it. - MESSALA. Octavius, then take him to follow thee - That did the latest service to my master. - ANTONY. This was the noblest Roman of them all. - All the conspirators, save only he, - Did that they did in envy of great Caesar; - He only, in a general honest thought - And common good to all, made one of them. - His life was gentle, and the elements - So mix'd in him that Nature might stand up - And say to all the world, "This was a man!" - OCTAVIUS. According to his virtue let us use him - With all respect and rites of burial. - Within my tent his bones tonight shall lie, - Most like a soldier, ordered honorably. - So call the field to rest, and let's away, - To part the glories of this happy day. Exeunt. - - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - - -1606 - - -THE TRAGEDY OF KING LEAR - -by William Shakespeare - - - - -Dramatis Personae - - Lear, King of Britain. - King of France. - Duke of Burgundy. - Duke of Cornwall. - Duke of Albany. - Earl of Kent. - Earl of Gloucester. - Edgar, son of Gloucester. - Edmund, bastard son to Gloucester. - Curan, a courtier. - Old Man, tenant to Gloucester. - Doctor. - Lear's Fool. - Oswald, steward to Goneril. - A Captain under Edmund's command. - Gentlemen. - A Herald. - Servants to Cornwall. - - Goneril, daughter to Lear. - Regan, daughter to Lear. - Cordelia, daughter to Lear. - - Knights attending on Lear, Officers, Messengers, Soldiers, - Attendants. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -Scene: - Britain. - - -ACT I. Scene I. -[King Lear's Palace.] - -Enter Kent, Gloucester, and Edmund. [Kent and Glouceste converse. -Edmund stands back.] - - Kent. I thought the King had more affected the Duke of Albany than - Cornwall. - Glou. It did always seem so to us; but now, in the division of the - kingdom, it appears not which of the Dukes he values most, for - equalities are so weigh'd that curiosity in neither can make - choice of either's moiety. - Kent. Is not this your son, my lord? - Glou. His breeding, sir, hath been at my charge. I have so often - blush'd to acknowledge him that now I am braz'd to't. - Kent. I cannot conceive you. - Glou. Sir, this young fellow's mother could; whereupon she grew - round-womb'd, and had indeed, sir, a son for her cradle ere she - had a husband for her bed. Do you smell a fault? - Kent. I cannot wish the fault undone, the issue of it being so - proper. - Glou. But I have, sir, a son by order of law, some year elder than - this, who yet is no dearer in my account. Though this knave came - something saucily into the world before he was sent for, yet was - his mother fair, there was good sport at his making, and the - whoreson must be acknowledged.- Do you know this noble gentleman, - Edmund? - Edm. [comes forward] No, my lord. - Glou. My Lord of Kent. Remember him hereafter as my honourable - friend. - Edm. My services to your lordship. - Kent. I must love you, and sue to know you better. - Edm. Sir, I shall study deserving. - Glou. He hath been out nine years, and away he shall again. - Sound a sennet. - The King is coming. - - Enter one bearing a coronet; then Lear; then the Dukes of - Albany and Cornwall; next, Goneril, Regan, Cordelia, with - Followers. - - Lear. Attend the lords of France and Burgundy, Gloucester. - Glou. I shall, my liege. - Exeunt [Gloucester and Edmund]. - Lear. Meantime we shall express our darker purpose. - Give me the map there. Know we have divided - In three our kingdom; and 'tis our fast intent - To shake all cares and business from our age, - Conferring them on younger strengths while we - Unburthen'd crawl toward death. Our son of Cornwall, - And you, our no less loving son of Albany, - We have this hour a constant will to publish - Our daughters' several dowers, that future strife - May be prevented now. The princes, France and Burgundy, - Great rivals in our youngest daughter's love, - Long in our court have made their amorous sojourn, - And here are to be answer'd. Tell me, my daughters - (Since now we will divest us both of rule, - Interest of territory, cares of state), - Which of you shall we say doth love us most? - That we our largest bounty may extend - Where nature doth with merit challenge. Goneril, - Our eldest-born, speak first. - Gon. Sir, I love you more than words can wield the matter; - Dearer than eyesight, space, and liberty; - Beyond what can be valued, rich or rare; - No less than life, with grace, health, beauty, honour; - As much as child e'er lov'd, or father found; - A love that makes breath poor, and speech unable. - Beyond all manner of so much I love you. - Cor. [aside] What shall Cordelia speak? Love, and be silent. - Lear. Of all these bounds, even from this line to this, - With shadowy forests and with champains rich'd, - With plenteous rivers and wide-skirted meads, - We make thee lady. To thine and Albany's issue - Be this perpetual.- What says our second daughter, - Our dearest Regan, wife to Cornwall? Speak. - Reg. Sir, I am made - Of the selfsame metal that my sister is, - And prize me at her worth. In my true heart - I find she names my very deed of love; - Only she comes too short, that I profess - Myself an enemy to all other joys - Which the most precious square of sense possesses, - And find I am alone felicitate - In your dear Highness' love. - Cor. [aside] Then poor Cordelia! - And yet not so; since I am sure my love's - More richer than my tongue. - Lear. To thee and thine hereditary ever - Remain this ample third of our fair kingdom, - No less in space, validity, and pleasure - Than that conferr'd on Goneril.- Now, our joy, - Although the last, not least; to whose young love - The vines of France and milk of Burgundy - Strive to be interest; what can you say to draw - A third more opulent than your sisters? Speak. - Cor. Nothing, my lord. - Lear. Nothing? - Cor. Nothing. - Lear. Nothing can come of nothing. Speak again. - Cor. Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave - My heart into my mouth. I love your Majesty - According to my bond; no more nor less. - Lear. How, how, Cordelia? Mend your speech a little, - Lest it may mar your fortunes. - Cor. Good my lord, - You have begot me, bred me, lov'd me; I - Return those duties back as are right fit, - Obey you, love you, and most honour you. - Why have my sisters husbands, if they say - They love you all? Haply, when I shall wed, - That lord whose hand must take my plight shall carry - Half my love with him, half my care and duty. - Sure I shall never marry like my sisters, - To love my father all. - Lear. But goes thy heart with this? - Cor. Ay, good my lord. - Lear. So young, and so untender? - Cor. So young, my lord, and true. - Lear. Let it be so! thy truth then be thy dower! - For, by the sacred radiance of the sun, - The mysteries of Hecate and the night; - By all the operation of the orbs - From whom we do exist and cease to be; - Here I disclaim all my paternal care, - Propinquity and property of blood, - And as a stranger to my heart and me - Hold thee from this for ever. The barbarous Scythian, - Or he that makes his generation messes - To gorge his appetite, shall to my bosom - Be as well neighbour'd, pitied, and reliev'd, - As thou my sometime daughter. - Kent. Good my liege- - Lear. Peace, Kent! - Come not between the dragon and his wrath. - I lov'd her most, and thought to set my rest - On her kind nursery.- Hence and avoid my sight!- - So be my grave my peace as here I give - Her father's heart from her! Call France! Who stirs? - Call Burgundy! Cornwall and Albany, - With my two daughters' dowers digest this third; - Let pride, which she calls plainness, marry her. - I do invest you jointly in my power, - Preeminence, and all the large effects - That troop with majesty. Ourself, by monthly course, - With reservation of an hundred knights, - By you to be sustain'd, shall our abode - Make with you by due turns. Only we still retain - The name, and all th' additions to a king. The sway, - Revenue, execution of the rest, - Beloved sons, be yours; which to confirm, - This coronet part betwixt you. - Kent. Royal Lear, - Whom I have ever honour'd as my king, - Lov'd as my father, as my master follow'd, - As my great patron thought on in my prayers- - Lear. The bow is bent and drawn; make from the shaft. - Kent. Let it fall rather, though the fork invade - The region of my heart! Be Kent unmannerly - When Lear is mad. What wouldst thou do, old man? - Think'st thou that duty shall have dread to speak - When power to flattery bows? To plainness honour's bound - When majesty falls to folly. Reverse thy doom; - And in thy best consideration check - This hideous rashness. Answer my life my judgment, - Thy youngest daughter does not love thee least, - Nor are those empty-hearted whose low sound - Reverbs no hollowness. - Lear. Kent, on thy life, no more! - Kent. My life I never held but as a pawn - To wage against thine enemies; nor fear to lose it, - Thy safety being the motive. - Lear. Out of my sight! - Kent. See better, Lear, and let me still remain - The true blank of thine eye. - Lear. Now by Apollo- - Kent. Now by Apollo, King, - Thou swear'st thy gods in vain. - Lear. O vassal! miscreant! - [Lays his hand on his sword.] - Alb., Corn. Dear sir, forbear! - Kent. Do! - Kill thy physician, and the fee bestow - Upon the foul disease. Revoke thy gift, - Or, whilst I can vent clamour from my throat, - I'll tell thee thou dost evil. - Lear. Hear me, recreant! - On thine allegiance, hear me! - Since thou hast sought to make us break our vow- - Which we durst never yet- and with strain'd pride - To come between our sentence and our power,- - Which nor our nature nor our place can bear,- - Our potency made good, take thy reward. - Five days we do allot thee for provision - To shield thee from diseases of the world, - And on the sixth to turn thy hated back - Upon our kingdom. If, on the tenth day following, - Thy banish'd trunk be found in our dominions, - The moment is thy death. Away! By Jupiter, - This shall not be revok'd. - Kent. Fare thee well, King. Since thus thou wilt appear, - Freedom lives hence, and banishment is here. - [To Cordelia] The gods to their dear shelter take thee, maid, - That justly think'st and hast most rightly said! - [To Regan and Goneril] And your large speeches may your deeds - approve, - That good effects may spring from words of love. - Thus Kent, O princes, bids you all adieu; - He'll shape his old course in a country new. -Exit. - - Flourish. Enter Gloucester, with France and Burgundy; Attendants. - - Glou. Here's France and Burgundy, my noble lord. - Lear. My Lord of Burgundy, - We first address toward you, who with this king - Hath rivall'd for our daughter. What in the least - Will you require in present dower with her, - Or cease your quest of love? - Bur. Most royal Majesty, - I crave no more than hath your Highness offer'd, - Nor will you tender less. - Lear. Right noble Burgundy, - When she was dear to us, we did hold her so; - But now her price is fall'n. Sir, there she stands. - If aught within that little seeming substance, - Or all of it, with our displeasure piec'd, - And nothing more, may fitly like your Grace, - She's there, and she is yours. - Bur. I know no answer. - Lear. Will you, with those infirmities she owes, - Unfriended, new adopted to our hate, - Dow'r'd with our curse, and stranger'd with our oath, - Take her, or leave her? - Bur. Pardon me, royal sir. - Election makes not up on such conditions. - Lear. Then leave her, sir; for, by the pow'r that made me, - I tell you all her wealth. [To France] For you, great King, - I would not from your love make such a stray - To match you where I hate; therefore beseech you - T' avert your liking a more worthier way - Than on a wretch whom nature is asham'd - Almost t' acknowledge hers. - France. This is most strange, - That she that even but now was your best object, - The argument of your praise, balm of your age, - Most best, most dearest, should in this trice of time - Commit a thing so monstrous to dismantle - So many folds of favour. Sure her offence - Must be of such unnatural degree - That monsters it, or your fore-vouch'd affection - Fall'n into taint; which to believe of her - Must be a faith that reason without miracle - Should never plant in me. - Cor. I yet beseech your Majesty, - If for I want that glib and oily art - To speak and purpose not, since what I well intend, - I'll do't before I speak- that you make known - It is no vicious blot, murther, or foulness, - No unchaste action or dishonoured step, - That hath depriv'd me of your grace and favour; - But even for want of that for which I am richer- - A still-soliciting eye, and such a tongue - As I am glad I have not, though not to have it - Hath lost me in your liking. - Lear. Better thou - Hadst not been born than not t' have pleas'd me better. - France. Is it but this- a tardiness in nature - Which often leaves the history unspoke - That it intends to do? My Lord of Burgundy, - What say you to the lady? Love's not love - When it is mingled with regards that stands - Aloof from th' entire point. Will you have her? - She is herself a dowry. - Bur. Royal Lear, - Give but that portion which yourself propos'd, - And here I take Cordelia by the hand, - Duchess of Burgundy. - Lear. Nothing! I have sworn; I am firm. - Bur. I am sorry then you have so lost a father - That you must lose a husband. - Cor. Peace be with Burgundy! - Since that respects of fortune are his love, - I shall not be his wife. - France. Fairest Cordelia, that art most rich, being poor; - Most choice, forsaken; and most lov'd, despis'd! - Thee and thy virtues here I seize upon. - Be it lawful I take up what's cast away. - Gods, gods! 'tis strange that from their cold'st neglect - My love should kindle to inflam'd respect. - Thy dow'rless daughter, King, thrown to my chance, - Is queen of us, of ours, and our fair France. - Not all the dukes in wat'rish Burgundy - Can buy this unpriz'd precious maid of me. - Bid them farewell, Cordelia, though unkind. - Thou losest here, a better where to find. - Lear. Thou hast her, France; let her be thine; for we - Have no such daughter, nor shall ever see - That face of hers again. Therefore be gone - Without our grace, our love, our benison. - Come, noble Burgundy. - Flourish. Exeunt Lear, Burgundy, [Cornwall, Albany, - Gloucester, and Attendants]. - France. Bid farewell to your sisters. - Cor. The jewels of our father, with wash'd eyes - Cordelia leaves you. I know you what you are; - And, like a sister, am most loath to call - Your faults as they are nam'd. Use well our father. - To your professed bosoms I commit him; - But yet, alas, stood I within his grace, - I would prefer him to a better place! - So farewell to you both. - Gon. Prescribe not us our duties. - Reg. Let your study - Be to content your lord, who hath receiv'd you - At fortune's alms. You have obedience scanted, - And well are worth the want that you have wanted. - Cor. Time shall unfold what plighted cunning hides. - Who cover faults, at last shame them derides. - Well may you prosper! - France. Come, my fair Cordelia. - Exeunt France and Cordelia. - Gon. Sister, it is not little I have to say of what most nearly - appertains to us both. I think our father will hence to-night. - Reg. That's most certain, and with you; next month with us. - Gon. You see how full of changes his age is. The observation we - have made of it hath not been little. He always lov'd our - sister most, and with what poor judgment he hath now cast her - off appears too grossly. - Reg. 'Tis the infirmity of his age; yet he hath ever but slenderly - known himself. - Gon. The best and soundest of his time hath been but rash; then - must we look to receive from his age, not alone the - imperfections of long-ingraffed condition, but therewithal - the unruly waywardness that infirm and choleric years bring with - them. - Reg. Such unconstant starts are we like to have from him as this - of Kent's banishment. - Gon. There is further compliment of leave-taking between France and - him. Pray you let's hit together. If our father carry authority - with such dispositions as he bears, this last surrender of his - will but offend us. - Reg. We shall further think on't. - Gon. We must do something, and i' th' heat. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -The Earl of Gloucester's Castle. - -Enter [Edmund the] Bastard solus, [with a letter]. - - Edm. Thou, Nature, art my goddess; to thy law - My services are bound. Wherefore should I - Stand in the plague of custom, and permit - The curiosity of nations to deprive me, - For that I am some twelve or fourteen moonshines - Lag of a brother? Why bastard? wherefore base? - When my dimensions are as well compact, - My mind as generous, and my shape as true, - As honest madam's issue? Why brand they us - With base? with baseness? bastardy? base, base? - Who, in the lusty stealth of nature, take - More composition and fierce quality - Than doth, within a dull, stale, tired bed, - Go to th' creating a whole tribe of fops - Got 'tween asleep and wake? Well then, - Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land. - Our father's love is to the bastard Edmund - As to th' legitimate. Fine word- 'legitimate'! - Well, my legitimate, if this letter speed, - And my invention thrive, Edmund the base - Shall top th' legitimate. I grow; I prosper. - Now, gods, stand up for bastards! - - Enter Gloucester. - - Glou. Kent banish'd thus? and France in choler parted? - And the King gone to-night? subscrib'd his pow'r? - Confin'd to exhibition? All this done - Upon the gad? Edmund, how now? What news? - Edm. So please your lordship, none. - [Puts up the letter.] - Glou. Why so earnestly seek you to put up that letter? - Edm. I know no news, my lord. - Glou. What paper were you reading? - Edm. Nothing, my lord. - Glou. No? What needed then that terrible dispatch of it into your - pocket? The quality of nothing hath not such need to hide - itself. Let's see. Come, if it be nothing, I shall not need - spectacles. - Edm. I beseech you, sir, pardon me. It is a letter from my brother - that I have not all o'er-read; and for so much as I have - perus'd, I find it not fit for your o'erlooking. - Glou. Give me the letter, sir. - Edm. I shall offend, either to detain or give it. The contents, as - in part I understand them, are to blame. - Glou. Let's see, let's see! - Edm. I hope, for my brother's justification, he wrote this but as - an essay or taste of my virtue. - - Glou. (reads) 'This policy and reverence of age makes the world - bitter to the best of our times; keeps our fortunes from us - till our oldness cannot relish them. I begin to find an idle - and fond bondage in the oppression of aged tyranny, who sways, - not as it hath power, but as it is suffer'd. Come to me, that - of this I may speak more. If our father would sleep till I - wak'd him, you should enjoy half his revenue for ever, and live - the beloved of your brother, - 'EDGAR.' - - Hum! Conspiracy? 'Sleep till I wak'd him, you should enjoy half - his revenue.' My son Edgar! Had he a hand to write this? a heart - and brain to breed it in? When came this to you? Who brought it? - Edm. It was not brought me, my lord: there's the cunning of it. I - found it thrown in at the casement of my closet. - Glou. You know the character to be your brother's? - Edm. If the matter were good, my lord, I durst swear it were his; - but in respect of that, I would fain think it were not. - Glou. It is his. - Edm. It is his hand, my lord; but I hope his heart is not in the - contents. - Glou. Hath he never before sounded you in this business? - Edm. Never, my lord. But I have heard him oft maintain it to be fit - that, sons at perfect age, and fathers declining, the father - should be as ward to the son, and the son manage his revenue. - Glou. O villain, villain! His very opinion in the letter! Abhorred - villain! Unnatural, detested, brutish villain! worse than - brutish! Go, sirrah, seek him. I'll apprehend him. Abominable - villain! Where is he? - Edm. I do not well know, my lord. If it shall please you to suspend - your indignation against my brother till you can derive from him - better testimony of his intent, you should run a certain course; - where, if you violently proceed against him, mistaking his - purpose, it would make a great gap in your own honour and shake - in pieces the heart of his obedience. I dare pawn down my life - for him that he hath writ this to feel my affection to your - honour, and to no other pretence of danger. - Glou. Think you so? - Edm. If your honour judge it meet, I will place you where you shall - hear us confer of this and by an auricular assurance have your - satisfaction, and that without any further delay than this very - evening. - Glou. He cannot be such a monster. - Edm. Nor is not, sure. - Glou. To his father, that so tenderly and entirely loves him. - Heaven and earth! Edmund, seek him out; wind me into him, I pray - you; frame the business after your own wisdom. I would unstate - myself to be in a due resolution. - Edm. I will seek him, sir, presently; convey the business as I - shall find means, and acquaint you withal. - Glou. These late eclipses in the sun and moon portend no good to - us. Though the wisdom of nature can reason it thus and thus, yet - nature finds itself scourg'd by the sequent effects. Love cools, - friendship falls off, brothers divide. In cities, mutinies; in - countries, discord; in palaces, treason; and the bond crack'd - 'twixt son and father. This villain of mine comes under the - prediction; there's son against father: the King falls from bias - of nature; there's father against child. We have seen the best - of our time. Machinations, hollowness, treachery, and all - ruinous disorders follow us disquietly to our graves. Find out - this villain, Edmund; it shall lose thee nothing; do it - carefully. And the noble and true-hearted Kent banish'd! his - offence, honesty! 'Tis strange. Exit. - Edm. This is the excellent foppery of the world, that, when we are - sick in fortune, often the surfeit of our own behaviour, we make - guilty of our disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars; as if - we were villains on necessity; fools by heavenly compulsion; - knaves, thieves, and treachers by spherical pre-dominance; - drunkards, liars, and adulterers by an enforc'd obedience of - planetary influence; and all that we are evil in, by a divine - thrusting on. An admirable evasion of whore-master man, to lay - his goatish disposition to the charge of a star! My father - compounded with my mother under the Dragon's Tail, and my - nativity was under Ursa Major, so that it follows I am rough and - lecherous. Fut! I should have been that I am, had the - maidenliest star in the firmament twinkled on my bastardizing. - Edgar- - - Enter Edgar. - - and pat! he comes, like the catastrophe of the old comedy. My - cue is villainous melancholy, with a sigh like Tom o' Bedlam. - O, these eclipses do portend these divisions! Fa, sol, la, mi. - Edg. How now, brother Edmund? What serious contemplation are you - in? - Edm. I am thinking, brother, of a prediction I read this other day, - what should follow these eclipses. - Edg. Do you busy yourself with that? - Edm. I promise you, the effects he writes of succeed unhappily: as - of unnaturalness between the child and the parent; death, - dearth, dissolutions of ancient amities; divisions in state, - menaces and maledictions against king and nobles; needless - diffidences, banishment of friends, dissipation of cohorts, - nuptial breaches, and I know not what. - Edg. How long have you been a sectary astronomical? - Edm. Come, come! When saw you my father last? - Edg. The night gone by. - Edm. Spake you with him? - Edg. Ay, two hours together. - Edm. Parted you in good terms? Found you no displeasure in him by - word or countenance - Edg. None at all. - Edm. Bethink yourself wherein you may have offended him; and at my - entreaty forbear his presence until some little time hath - qualified the heat of his displeasure, which at this instant so - rageth in him that with the mischief of your person it would - scarcely allay. - Edg. Some villain hath done me wrong. - Edm. That's my fear. I pray you have a continent forbearance till - the speed of his rage goes slower; and, as I say, retire with me - to my lodging, from whence I will fitly bring you to hear my - lord speak. Pray ye, go! There's my key. If you do stir abroad, - go arm'd. - Edg. Arm'd, brother? - Edm. Brother, I advise you to the best. Go arm'd. I am no honest man - if there be any good meaning toward you. I have told you what I - have seen and heard; but faintly, nothing like the image and - horror of it. Pray you, away! - Edg. Shall I hear from you anon? - Edm. I do serve you in this business. - Exit Edgar. - A credulous father! and a brother noble, - Whose nature is so far from doing harms - That he suspects none; on whose foolish honesty - My practices ride easy! I see the business. - Let me, if not by birth, have lands by wit; - All with me's meet that I can fashion fit. -Exit. - - - - -Scene III. -The Duke of Albany's Palace. - -Enter Goneril and [her] Steward [Oswald]. - - Gon. Did my father strike my gentleman for chiding of his fool? - Osw. Ay, madam. - Gon. By day and night, he wrongs me! Every hour - He flashes into one gross crime or other - That sets us all at odds. I'll not endure it. - His knights grow riotous, and himself upbraids us - On every trifle. When he returns from hunting, - I will not speak with him. Say I am sick. - If you come slack of former services, - You shall do well; the fault of it I'll answer. - [Horns within.] - Osw. He's coming, madam; I hear him. - Gon. Put on what weary negligence you please, - You and your fellows. I'd have it come to question. - If he distaste it, let him to our sister, - Whose mind and mine I know in that are one, - Not to be overrul'd. Idle old man, - That still would manage those authorities - That he hath given away! Now, by my life, - Old fools are babes again, and must be us'd - With checks as flatteries, when they are seen abus'd. - Remember what I have said. - Osw. Very well, madam. - Gon. And let his knights have colder looks among you. - What grows of it, no matter. Advise your fellows so. - I would breed from hence occasions, and I shall, - That I may speak. I'll write straight to my sister - To hold my very course. Prepare for dinner. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene IV. -The Duke of Albany's Palace. - -Enter Kent, [disguised]. - - Kent. If but as well I other accents borrow, - That can my speech defuse, my good intent - May carry through itself to that full issue - For which I raz'd my likeness. Now, banish'd Kent, - If thou canst serve where thou dost stand condemn'd, - So may it come, thy master, whom thou lov'st, - Shall find thee full of labours. - - Horns within. Enter Lear, [Knights,] and Attendants. - - Lear. Let me not stay a jot for dinner; go get it ready. [Exit - an Attendant.] How now? What art thou? - Kent. A man, sir. - Lear. What dost thou profess? What wouldst thou with us? - Kent. I do profess to be no less than I seem, to serve him truly - that will put me in trust, to love him that is honest, to - converse with him that is wise and says little, to fear - judgment, to fight when I cannot choose, and to eat no fish. - Lear. What art thou? - Kent. A very honest-hearted fellow, and as poor as the King. - Lear. If thou be'st as poor for a subject as he's for a king, thou - art poor enough. What wouldst thou? - Kent. Service. - Lear. Who wouldst thou serve? - Kent. You. - Lear. Dost thou know me, fellow? - Kent. No, sir; but you have that in your countenance which I would - fain call master. - Lear. What's that? - Kent. Authority. - Lear. What services canst thou do? - Kent. I can keep honest counsel, ride, run, mar a curious tale in - telling it and deliver a plain message bluntly. That which - ordinary men are fit for, I am qualified in, and the best of me - is diligence. - Lear. How old art thou? - Kent. Not so young, sir, to love a woman for singing, nor so old to - dote on her for anything. I have years on my back forty-eight. - Lear. Follow me; thou shalt serve me. If I like thee no worse after - dinner, I will not part from thee yet. Dinner, ho, dinner! - Where's my knave? my fool? Go you and call my fool hither. - - [Exit an attendant.] - - Enter [Oswald the] Steward. - - You, you, sirrah, where's my daughter? - Osw. So please you- Exit. - Lear. What says the fellow there? Call the clotpoll back. - [Exit a Knight.] Where's my fool, ho? I think the world's - asleep. - - [Enter Knight] - - How now? Where's that mongrel? - Knight. He says, my lord, your daughter is not well. - Lear. Why came not the slave back to me when I call'd him? - Knight. Sir, he answered me in the roundest manner, he would not. - Lear. He would not? - Knight. My lord, I know not what the matter is; but to my judgment - your Highness is not entertain'd with that ceremonious affection - as you were wont. There's a great abatement of kindness appears - as well in the general dependants as in the Duke himself also - and your daughter. - Lear. Ha! say'st thou so? - Knight. I beseech you pardon me, my lord, if I be mistaken; for - my duty cannot be silent when I think your Highness wrong'd. - Lear. Thou but rememb'rest me of mine own conception. I have - perceived a most faint neglect of late, which I have rather - blamed as mine own jealous curiosity than as a very pretence - and purpose of unkindness. I will look further into't. But - where's my fool? I have not seen him this two days. - Knight. Since my young lady's going into France, sir, the fool - hath much pined away. - Lear. No more of that; I have noted it well. Go you and tell my - daughter I would speak with her. [Exit Knight.] Go you, call - hither my fool. - [Exit an Attendant.] - - Enter [Oswald the] Steward. - - O, you, sir, you! Come you hither, sir. Who am I, sir? - Osw. My lady's father. - Lear. 'My lady's father'? My lord's knave! You whoreson dog! you - slave! you cur! - Osw. I am none of these, my lord; I beseech your pardon. - Lear. Do you bandy looks with me, you rascal? - [Strikes him.] - Osw. I'll not be strucken, my lord. - Kent. Nor tripp'd neither, you base football player? - [Trips up his heels. - Lear. I thank thee, fellow. Thou serv'st me, and I'll love thee. - Kent. Come, sir, arise, away! I'll teach you differences. Away, - away! If you will measure your lubber's length again, tarry; but - away! Go to! Have you wisdom? So. - [Pushes him out.] - Lear. Now, my friendly knave, I thank thee. There's earnest of thy - service. [Gives money.] - - Enter Fool. - - Fool. Let me hire him too. Here's my coxcomb. - [Offers Kent his cap.] - Lear. How now, my pretty knave? How dost thou? - Fool. Sirrah, you were best take my coxcomb. - Kent. Why, fool? - Fool. Why? For taking one's part that's out of favour. Nay, an thou - canst not smile as the wind sits, thou'lt catch cold shortly. - There, take my coxcomb! Why, this fellow hath banish'd two on's - daughters, and did the third a blessing against his will. If - thou follow him, thou must needs wear my coxcomb.- How now, - nuncle? Would I had two coxcombs and two daughters! - Lear. Why, my boy? - Fool. If I gave them all my living, I'ld keep my coxcombs myself. - There's mine! beg another of thy daughters. - Lear. Take heed, sirrah- the whip. - Fool. Truth's a dog must to kennel; he must be whipp'd out, when - Lady the brach may stand by th' fire and stink. - Lear. A pestilent gall to me! - Fool. Sirrah, I'll teach thee a speech. - Lear. Do. - Fool. Mark it, nuncle. - Have more than thou showest, - Speak less than thou knowest, - Lend less than thou owest, - Ride more than thou goest, - Learn more than thou trowest, - Set less than thou throwest; - Leave thy drink and thy whore, - And keep in-a-door, - And thou shalt have more - Than two tens to a score. - Kent. This is nothing, fool. - Fool. Then 'tis like the breath of an unfeed lawyer- you gave me - nothing for't. Can you make no use of nothing, nuncle? - Lear. Why, no, boy. Nothing can be made out of nothing. - Fool. [to Kent] Prithee tell him, so much the rent of his land - comes to. He will not believe a fool. - Lear. A bitter fool! - Fool. Dost thou know the difference, my boy, between a bitter - fool and a sweet fool? - Lear. No, lad; teach me. - Fool. That lord that counsell'd thee - To give away thy land, - Come place him here by me- - Do thou for him stand. - The sweet and bitter fool - Will presently appear; - The one in motley here, - The other found out there. - Lear. Dost thou call me fool, boy? - Fool. All thy other titles thou hast given away; that thou wast - born with. - Kent. This is not altogether fool, my lord. - Fool. No, faith; lords and great men will not let me. If I had a - monopoly out, they would have part on't. And ladies too, they - will not let me have all the fool to myself; they'll be - snatching. Give me an egg, nuncle, and I'll give thee two - crowns. - Lear. What two crowns shall they be? - Fool. Why, after I have cut the egg i' th' middle and eat up the - meat, the two crowns of the egg. When thou clovest thy crown i' - th' middle and gav'st away both parts, thou bor'st thine ass on - thy back o'er the dirt. Thou hadst little wit in thy bald crown - when thou gav'st thy golden one away. If I speak like myself in - this, let him be whipp'd that first finds it so. - - [Sings] Fools had ne'er less grace in a year, - For wise men are grown foppish; - They know not how their wits to wear, - Their manners are so apish. - - Lear. When were you wont to be so full of songs, sirrah? - Fool. I have us'd it, nuncle, ever since thou mad'st thy daughters - thy mother; for when thou gav'st them the rod, and put'st down - thine own breeches, - - [Sings] Then they for sudden joy did weep, - And I for sorrow sung, - That such a king should play bo-peep - And go the fools among. - - Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach thy fool to - lie. I would fain learn to lie. - Lear. An you lie, sirrah, we'll have you whipp'd. - Fool. I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are. They'll have me - whipp'd for speaking true; thou'lt have me whipp'd for lying; - and sometimes I am whipp'd for holding my peace. I had rather be - any kind o' thing than a fool! And yet I would not be thee, - nuncle. Thou hast pared thy wit o' both sides and left nothing - i' th' middle. Here comes one o' the parings. - - Enter Goneril. - - Lear. How now, daughter? What makes that frontlet on? Methinks you - are too much o' late i' th' frown. - Fool. Thou wast a pretty fellow when thou hadst no need to care for - her frowning. Now thou art an O without a figure. I am better - than thou art now: I am a fool, thou art nothing. - [To Goneril] Yes, forsooth, I will hold my tongue. So your face - bids me, though you say nothing. Mum, mum! - - He that keeps nor crust nor crum, - Weary of all, shall want some.- - - [Points at Lear] That's a sheal'd peascod. - Gon. Not only, sir, this your all-licens'd fool, - But other of your insolent retinue - Do hourly carp and quarrel, breaking forth - In rank and not-to-be-endured riots. Sir, - I had thought, by making this well known unto you, - To have found a safe redress, but now grow fearful, - By what yourself, too, late have spoke and done, - That you protect this course, and put it on - By your allowance; which if you should, the fault - Would not scape censure, nor the redresses sleep, - Which, in the tender of a wholesome weal, - Might in their working do you that offence - Which else were shame, that then necessity - Must call discreet proceeding. - Fool. For you know, nuncle, - - The hedge-sparrow fed the cuckoo so long - That it had it head bit off by it young. - - So out went the candle, and we were left darkling. - Lear. Are you our daughter? - Gon. Come, sir, - I would you would make use of that good wisdom - Whereof I know you are fraught, and put away - These dispositions that of late transform you - From what you rightly are. - Fool. May not an ass know when the cart draws the horse? - Whoop, Jug, I love thee! - Lear. Doth any here know me? This is not Lear. - Doth Lear walk thus? speak thus? Where are his eyes? - Either his notion weakens, his discernings - Are lethargied- Ha! waking? 'Tis not so! - Who is it that can tell me who I am? - Fool. Lear's shadow. - Lear. I would learn that; for, by the marks of sovereignty, - Knowledge, and reason, I should be false persuaded - I had daughters. - Fool. Which they will make an obedient father. - Lear. Your name, fair gentlewoman? - Gon. This admiration, sir, is much o' th' savour - Of other your new pranks. I do beseech you - To understand my purposes aright. - As you are old and reverend, you should be wise. - Here do you keep a hundred knights and squires; - Men so disorder'd, so debosh'd, and bold - That this our court, infected with their manners, - Shows like a riotous inn. Epicurism and lust - Make it more like a tavern or a brothel - Than a grac'd palace. The shame itself doth speak - For instant remedy. Be then desir'd - By her that else will take the thing she begs - A little to disquantity your train, - And the remainder that shall still depend - To be such men as may besort your age, - Which know themselves, and you. - Lear. Darkness and devils! - Saddle my horses! Call my train together! - Degenerate bastard, I'll not trouble thee; - Yet have I left a daughter. - Gon. You strike my people, and your disorder'd rabble - Make servants of their betters. - - Enter Albany. - - Lear. Woe that too late repents!- O, sir, are you come? - Is it your will? Speak, sir!- Prepare my horses. - Ingratitude, thou marble-hearted fiend, - More hideous when thou show'st thee in a child - Than the sea-monster! - Alb. Pray, sir, be patient. - Lear. [to Goneril] Detested kite, thou liest! - My train are men of choice and rarest parts, - That all particulars of duty know - And in the most exact regard support - The worships of their name.- O most small fault, - How ugly didst thou in Cordelia show! - Which, like an engine, wrench'd my frame of nature - From the fix'd place; drew from my heart all love - And added to the gall. O Lear, Lear, Lear! - Beat at this gate that let thy folly in [Strikes his head.] - And thy dear judgment out! Go, go, my people. - Alb. My lord, I am guiltless, as I am ignorant - Of what hath mov'd you. - Lear. It may be so, my lord. - Hear, Nature, hear! dear goddess, hear! - Suspend thy purpose, if thou didst intend - To make this creature fruitful. - Into her womb convey sterility; - Dry up in her the organs of increase; - And from her derogate body never spring - A babe to honour her! If she must teem, - Create her child of spleen, that it may live - And be a thwart disnatur'd torment to her. - Let it stamp wrinkles in her brow of youth, - With cadent tears fret channels in her cheeks, - Turn all her mother's pains and benefits - To laughter and contempt, that she may feel - How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is - To have a thankless child! Away, away! Exit. - Alb. Now, gods that we adore, whereof comes this? - Gon. Never afflict yourself to know the cause; - But let his disposition have that scope - That dotage gives it. - - Enter Lear. - - Lear. What, fifty of my followers at a clap? - Within a fortnight? - Alb. What's the matter, sir? - Lear. I'll tell thee. [To Goneril] Life and death! I am asham'd - That thou hast power to shake my manhood thus; - That these hot tears, which break from me perforce, - Should make thee worth them. Blasts and fogs upon thee! - Th' untented woundings of a father's curse - Pierce every sense about thee!- Old fond eyes, - Beweep this cause again, I'll pluck ye out, - And cast you, with the waters that you lose, - To temper clay. Yea, is it come to this? - Let it be so. Yet have I left a daughter, - Who I am sure is kind and comfortable. - When she shall hear this of thee, with her nails - She'll flay thy wolvish visage. Thou shalt find - That I'll resume the shape which thou dost think - I have cast off for ever; thou shalt, I warrant thee. - Exeunt [Lear, Kent, and Attendants]. - Gon. Do you mark that, my lord? - Alb. I cannot be so partial, Goneril, - To the great love I bear you - - Gon. Pray you, content.- What, Oswald, ho! - [To the Fool] You, sir, more knave than fool, after your master! - Fool. Nuncle Lear, nuncle Lear, tarry! Take the fool with thee. - - A fox when one has caught her, - And such a daughter, - Should sure to the slaughter, - If my cap would buy a halter. - So the fool follows after. Exit. - Gon. This man hath had good counsel! A hundred knights? - 'Tis politic and safe to let him keep - At point a hundred knights; yes, that on every dream, - Each buzz, each fancy, each complaint, dislike, - He may enguard his dotage with their pow'rs - And hold our lives in mercy.- Oswald, I say! - Alb. Well, you may fear too far. - Gon. Safer than trust too far. - Let me still take away the harms I fear, - Not fear still to be taken. I know his heart. - What he hath utter'd I have writ my sister. - If she sustain him and his hundred knights, - When I have show'd th' unfitness- - - Enter [Oswald the] Steward. - - How now, Oswald? - What, have you writ that letter to my sister? - Osw. Yes, madam. - Gon. Take you some company, and away to horse! - Inform her full of my particular fear, - And thereto add such reasons of your own - As may compact it more. Get you gone, - And hasten your return. [Exit Oswald.] No, no, my lord! - This milky gentleness and course of yours, - Though I condemn it not, yet, under pardon, - You are much more at task for want of wisdom - Than prais'd for harmful mildness. - Alb. How far your eyes may pierce I cannot tell. - Striving to better, oft we mar what's well. - Gon. Nay then- - Alb. Well, well; th' event. Exeunt. - - - - -Scene V. -Court before the Duke of Albany's Palace. - -Enter Lear, Kent, and Fool. - - Lear. Go you before to Gloucester with these letters. Acquaint my - daughter no further with anything you know than comes from her - demand out of the letter. If your diligence be not speedy, I - shall be there afore you. - Kent. I will not sleep, my lord, till I have delivered your letter. -Exit. - Fool. If a man's brains were in's heels, were't not in danger of - kibes? - Lear. Ay, boy. - Fool. Then I prithee be merry. Thy wit shall ne'er go slip-shod. - Lear. Ha, ha, ha! - Fool. Shalt see thy other daughter will use thee kindly; for though - she's as like this as a crab's like an apple, yet I can tell - what I can tell. - Lear. What canst tell, boy? - Fool. She'll taste as like this as a crab does to a crab. Thou - canst tell why one's nose stands i' th' middle on's face? - Lear. No. - Fool. Why, to keep one's eyes of either side's nose, that what a - man cannot smell out, 'a may spy into. - Lear. I did her wrong. - Fool. Canst tell how an oyster makes his shell? - Lear. No. - Fool. Nor I neither; but I can tell why a snail has a house. - Lear. Why? - Fool. Why, to put's head in; not to give it away to his daughters, - and leave his horns without a case. - Lear. I will forget my nature. So kind a father!- Be my horses - ready? - Fool. Thy asses are gone about 'em. The reason why the seven stars - are no moe than seven is a pretty reason. - Lear. Because they are not eight? - Fool. Yes indeed. Thou wouldst make a good fool. - Lear. To tak't again perforce! Monster ingratitude! - Fool. If thou wert my fool, nuncle, I'ld have thee beaten for being - old before thy time. - Lear. How's that? - Fool. Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise. - Lear. O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven! - Keep me in temper; I would not be mad! - - [Enter a Gentleman.] - - How now? Are the horses ready? - Gent. Ready, my lord. - Lear. Come, boy. - Fool. She that's a maid now, and laughs at my departure, - Shall not be a maid long, unless things be cut shorter - Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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The Duke be here to-night? The better! best! - This weaves itself perforce into my business. - My father hath set guard to take my brother; - And I have one thing, of a queasy question, - Which I must act. Briefness and fortune, work! - Brother, a word! Descend! Brother, I say! - - Enter Edgar. - - My father watches. O sir, fly this place! - Intelligence is given where you are hid. - You have now the good advantage of the night. - Have you not spoken 'gainst the Duke of Cornwall? - He's coming hither; now, i' th' night, i' th' haste, - And Regan with him. Have you nothing said - Upon his party 'gainst the Duke of Albany? - Advise yourself. - Edg. I am sure on't, not a word. - Edm. I hear my father coming. Pardon me! - In cunning I must draw my sword upon you. - Draw, seem to defend yourself; now quit you well.- - Yield! Come before my father. Light, ho, here! - Fly, brother.- Torches, torches!- So farewell. - Exit Edgar. - Some blood drawn on me would beget opinion - Of my more fierce endeavour. [Stabs his arm.] I have seen - drunkards - Do more than this in sport.- Father, father!- - Stop, stop! No help? - - Enter Gloucester, and Servants with torches. - - Glou. Now, Edmund, where's the villain? - Edm. Here stood he in the dark, his sharp sword out, - Mumbling of wicked charms, conjuring the moon - To stand 's auspicious mistress. - Glou. But where is he? - Edm. Look, sir, I bleed. - Glou. Where is the villain, Edmund? - Edm. Fled this way, sir. When by no means he could- - Glou. Pursue him, ho! Go after. [Exeunt some Servants]. - By no means what? - Edm. Persuade me to the murther of your lordship; - But that I told him the revenging gods - 'Gainst parricides did all their thunders bend; - Spoke with how manifold and strong a bond - The child was bound to th' father- sir, in fine, - Seeing how loathly opposite I stood - To his unnatural purpose, in fell motion - With his prepared sword he charges home - My unprovided body, lanch'd mine arm; - But when he saw my best alarum'd spirits, - Bold in the quarrel's right, rous'd to th' encounter, - Or whether gasted by the noise I made, - Full suddenly he fled. - Glou. Let him fly far. - Not in this land shall he remain uncaught; - And found- dispatch. The noble Duke my master, - My worthy arch and patron, comes to-night. - By his authority I will proclaim it - That he which find, him shall deserve our thanks, - Bringing the murderous caitiff to the stake; - He that conceals him, death. - Edm. When I dissuaded him from his intent - And found him pight to do it, with curst speech - I threaten'd to discover him. He replied, - 'Thou unpossessing bastard, dost thou think, - If I would stand against thee, would the reposal - Of any trust, virtue, or worth in thee - Make thy words faith'd? No. What I should deny - (As this I would; ay, though thou didst produce - My very character), I'ld turn it all - To thy suggestion, plot, and damned practice; - And thou must make a dullard of the world, - If they not thought the profits of my death - Were very pregnant and potential spurs - To make thee seek it.' - Glou. Strong and fast'ned villain! - Would he deny his letter? I never got him. - Tucket within. - Hark, the Duke's trumpets! I know not why he comes. - All ports I'll bar; the villain shall not scape; - The Duke must grant me that. Besides, his picture - I will send far and near, that all the kingdom - May have due note of him, and of my land, - Loyal and natural boy, I'll work the means - To make thee capable. - - Enter Cornwall, Regan, and Attendants. - - Corn. How now, my noble friend? Since I came hither - (Which I can call but now) I have heard strange news. - Reg. If it be true, all vengeance comes too short - Which can pursue th' offender. How dost, my lord? - Glou. O madam, my old heart is crack'd, it's crack'd! - Reg. What, did my father's godson seek your life? - He whom my father nam'd? Your Edgar? - Glou. O lady, lady, shame would have it hid! - Reg. Was he not companion with the riotous knights - That tend upon my father? - Glou. I know not, madam. 'Tis too bad, too bad! - Edm. Yes, madam, he was of that consort. - Reg. No marvel then though he were ill affected. - 'Tis they have put him on the old man's death, - To have th' expense and waste of his revenues. - I have this present evening from my sister - Been well inform'd of them, and with such cautions - That, if they come to sojourn at my house, - I'll not be there. - Corn. Nor I, assure thee, Regan. - Edmund, I hear that you have shown your father - A childlike office. - Edm. 'Twas my duty, sir. - Glou. He did bewray his practice, and receiv'd - This hurt you see, striving to apprehend him. - Corn. Is he pursued? - Glou. Ay, my good lord. - Corn. If he be taken, he shall never more - Be fear'd of doing harm. Make your own purpose, - How in my strength you please. For you, Edmund, - Whose virtue and obedience doth this instant - So much commend itself, you shall be ours. - Natures of such deep trust we shall much need; - You we first seize on. - Edm. I shall serve you, sir, - Truly, however else. - Glou. For him I thank your Grace. - Corn. You know not why we came to visit you- - Reg. Thus out of season, threading dark-ey'd night. - Occasions, noble Gloucester, of some poise, - Wherein we must have use of your advice. - Our father he hath writ, so hath our sister, - Of differences, which I best thought it fit - To answer from our home. The several messengers - From hence attend dispatch. Our good old friend, - Lay comforts to your bosom, and bestow - Your needful counsel to our business, - Which craves the instant use. - Glou. I serve you, madam. - Your Graces are right welcome. - Exeunt. Flourish. - - - - -Scene II. -Before Gloucester's Castle. - -Enter Kent and [Oswald the] Steward, severally. - - Osw. Good dawning to thee, friend. Art of this house? - Kent. Ay. - Osw. Where may we set our horses? - Kent. I' th' mire. - Osw. Prithee, if thou lov'st me, tell me. - Kent. I love thee not. - Osw. Why then, I care not for thee. - Kent. If I had thee in Lipsbury Pinfold, I would make thee care for - me. - Osw. Why dost thou use me thus? I know thee not. - Kent. Fellow, I know thee. - Osw. What dost thou know me for? - Kent. A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, - shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, - worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver'd, action-taking, whoreson, - glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; - one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of - good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, - beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch; - one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deny the - least syllable of thy addition. - Osw. Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou, thus to rail on one - that's neither known of thee nor knows thee! - Kent. What a brazen-fac'd varlet art thou, to deny thou knowest me! - Is it two days ago since I beat thee and tripp'd up thy heels - before the King? [Draws his sword.] Draw, you rogue! for, though - it be night, yet the moon shines. I'll make a sop o' th' - moonshine o' you. Draw, you whoreson cullionly barbermonger! - draw! - Osw. Away! I have nothing to do with thee. - Kent. Draw, you rascal! You come with letters against the King, and - take Vanity the puppet's part against the royalty of her father. - Draw, you rogue, or I'll so carbonado your shanks! Draw, you - rascal! Come your ways! - Osw. Help, ho! murther! help! - Kent. Strike, you slave! Stand, rogue! Stand, you neat slave! - Strike! [Beats him.] - Osw. Help, ho! murther! murther! - - Enter Edmund, with his rapier drawn, Gloucester, Cornwall, - Regan, Servants. - - Edm. How now? What's the matter? Parts [them]. - Kent. With you, goodman boy, an you please! Come, I'll flesh ye! - Come on, young master! - Glou. Weapons? arms? What's the matter here? - Corn. Keep peace, upon your lives! - He dies that strikes again. What is the matter? - Reg. The messengers from our sister and the King - Corn. What is your difference? Speak. - Osw. I am scarce in breath, my lord. - Kent. No marvel, you have so bestirr'd your valour. You cowardly - rascal, nature disclaims in thee; a tailor made thee. - Corn. Thou art a strange fellow. A tailor make a man? - Kent. Ay, a tailor, sir. A stonecutter or a painter could not have - made him so ill, though he had been but two hours at the trade. - Corn. Speak yet, how grew your quarrel? - Osw. This ancient ruffian, sir, whose life I have spar'd - At suit of his grey beard- - Kent. Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if - you'll give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into - mortar and daub the walls of a jakes with him. 'Spare my grey - beard,' you wagtail? - Corn. Peace, sirrah! - You beastly knave, know you no reverence? - Kent. Yes, sir, but anger hath a privilege. - Corn. Why art thou angry? - Kent. That such a slave as this should wear a sword, - Who wears no honesty. Such smiling rogues as these, - Like rats, oft bite the holy cords atwain - Which are too intrinse t' unloose; smooth every passion - That in the natures of their lords rebel, - Bring oil to fire, snow to their colder moods; - Renege, affirm, and turn their halcyon beaks - With every gale and vary of their masters, - Knowing naught (like dogs) but following. - A plague upon your epileptic visage! - Smile you my speeches, as I were a fool? - Goose, an I had you upon Sarum Plain, - I'ld drive ye cackling home to Camelot. - Corn. What, art thou mad, old fellow? - Glou. How fell you out? Say that. - Kent. No contraries hold more antipathy - Than I and such a knave. - Corn. Why dost thou call him knave? What is his fault? - Kent. His countenance likes me not. - Corn. No more perchance does mine, or his, or hers. - Kent. Sir, 'tis my occupation to be plain. - I have seen better faces in my time - Than stands on any shoulder that I see - Before me at this instant. - Corn. This is some fellow - Who, having been prais'd for bluntness, doth affect - A saucy roughness, and constrains the garb - Quite from his nature. He cannot flatter, he! - An honest mind and plain- he must speak truth! - An they will take it, so; if not, he's plain. - These kind of knaves I know which in this plainness - Harbour more craft and more corrupter ends - Than twenty silly-ducking observants - That stretch their duties nicely. - Kent. Sir, in good faith, in sincere verity, - Under th' allowance of your great aspect, - Whose influence, like the wreath of radiant fire - On flickering Phoebus' front- - Corn. What mean'st by this? - Kent. To go out of my dialect, which you discommend so much. I - know, sir, I am no flatterer. He that beguil'd you in a plain - accent was a plain knave, which, for my part, I will not be, - though I should win your displeasure to entreat me to't. - Corn. What was th' offence you gave him? - Osw. I never gave him any. - It pleas'd the King his master very late - To strike at me, upon his misconstruction; - When he, conjunct, and flattering his displeasure, - Tripp'd me behind; being down, insulted, rail'd - And put upon him such a deal of man - That worthied him, got praises of the King - For him attempting who was self-subdu'd; - And, in the fleshment of this dread exploit, - Drew on me here again. - Kent. None of these rogues and cowards - But Ajax is their fool. - Corn. Fetch forth the stocks! - You stubborn ancient knave, you reverent braggart, - We'll teach you- - Kent. Sir, I am too old to learn. - Call not your stocks for me. I serve the King; - On whose employment I was sent to you. - You shall do small respect, show too bold malice - Against the grace and person of my master, - Stocking his messenger. - Corn. Fetch forth the stocks! As I have life and honour, - There shall he sit till noon. - Reg. Till noon? Till night, my lord, and all night too! - Kent. Why, madam, if I were your father's dog, - You should not use me so. - Reg. Sir, being his knave, I will. - Corn. This is a fellow of the selfsame colour - Our sister speaks of. Come, bring away the stocks! - Stocks brought out. - Glou. Let me beseech your Grace not to do so. - His fault is much, and the good King his master - Will check him for't. Your purpos'd low correction - Is such as basest and contemn'dest wretches - For pilf'rings and most common trespasses - Are punish'd with. The King must take it ill - That he, so slightly valued in his messenger, - Should have him thus restrain'd. - Corn. I'll answer that. - Reg. My sister may receive it much more worse, - To have her gentleman abus'd, assaulted, - For following her affairs. Put in his legs.- - [Kent is put in the stocks.] - Come, my good lord, away. - Exeunt [all but Gloucester and Kent]. - Glou. I am sorry for thee, friend. 'Tis the Duke's pleasure, - Whose disposition, all the world well knows, - Will not be rubb'd nor stopp'd. I'll entreat for thee. - Kent. Pray do not, sir. I have watch'd and travell'd hard. - Some time I shall sleep out, the rest I'll whistle. - A good man's fortune may grow out at heels. - Give you good morrow! - Glou. The Duke 's to blame in this; 'twill be ill taken. -Exit. - Kent. Good King, that must approve the common saw, - Thou out of heaven's benediction com'st - To the warm sun! - Approach, thou beacon to this under globe, - That by thy comfortable beams I may - Peruse this letter. Nothing almost sees miracles - But misery. I know 'tis from Cordelia, - Who hath most fortunately been inform'd - Of my obscured course- and [reads] 'shall find time - From this enormous state, seeking to give - Losses their remedies'- All weary and o'erwatch'd, - Take vantage, heavy eyes, not to behold - This shameful lodging. - Fortune, good night; smile once more, turn thy wheel. - Sleeps. - - - - -Scene III. -The open country. - -Enter Edgar. - - Edg. I heard myself proclaim'd, - And by the happy hollow of a tree - Escap'd the hunt. No port is free, no place - That guard and most unusual vigilance - Does not attend my taking. Whiles I may scape, - I will preserve myself; and am bethought - To take the basest and most poorest shape - That ever penury, in contempt of man, - Brought near to beast. My face I'll grime with filth, - Blanket my loins, elf all my hair in knots, - And with presented nakedness outface - The winds and persecutions of the sky. - The country gives me proof and precedent - Of Bedlam beggars, who, with roaring voices, - Strike in their numb'd and mortified bare arms - Pins, wooden pricks, nails, sprigs of rosemary; - And with this horrible object, from low farms, - Poor pelting villages, sheepcotes, and mills, - Sometime with lunatic bans, sometime with prayers, - Enforce their charity. 'Poor Turlygod! poor Tom!' - That's something yet! Edgar I nothing am. Exit. - - - - -Scene IV. -Before Gloucester's Castle; Kent in the stocks. - -Enter Lear, Fool, and Gentleman. - - Lear. 'Tis strange that they should so depart from home, - And not send back my messenger. - Gent. As I learn'd, - The night before there was no purpose in them - Of this remove. - Kent. Hail to thee, noble master! - Lear. Ha! - Mak'st thou this shame thy pastime? - Kent. No, my lord. - Fool. Ha, ha! look! he wears cruel garters. Horses are tied by the - head, dogs and bears by th' neck, monkeys by th' loins, and men - by th' legs. When a man's over-lusty at legs, then he wears - wooden nether-stocks. - Lear. What's he that hath so much thy place mistook - To set thee here? - Kent. It is both he and she- - Your son and daughter. - Lear. No. - Kent. Yes. - Lear. No, I say. - Kent. I say yea. - Lear. No, no, they would not! - Kent. Yes, they have. - Lear. By Jupiter, I swear no! - Kent. By Juno, I swear ay! - Lear. They durst not do't; - They would not, could not do't. 'Tis worse than murther - To do upon respect such violent outrage. - Resolve me with all modest haste which way - Thou mightst deserve or they impose this usage, - Coming from us. - Kent. My lord, when at their home - I did commend your Highness' letters to them, - Ere I was risen from the place that show'd - My duty kneeling, came there a reeking post, - Stew'd in his haste, half breathless, panting forth - From Goneril his mistress salutations; - Deliver'd letters, spite of intermission, - Which presently they read; on whose contents, - They summon'd up their meiny, straight took horse, - Commanded me to follow and attend - The leisure of their answer, gave me cold looks, - And meeting here the other messenger, - Whose welcome I perceiv'd had poison'd mine- - Being the very fellow which of late - Display'd so saucily against your Highness- - Having more man than wit about me, drew. - He rais'd the house with loud and coward cries. - Your son and daughter found this trespass worth - The shame which here it suffers. - Fool. Winter's not gone yet, if the wild geese fly that way. - - Fathers that wear rags - Do make their children blind; - But fathers that bear bags - Shall see their children kind. - Fortune, that arrant whore, - Ne'er turns the key to th' poor. - - But for all this, thou shalt have as many dolours for thy - daughters as thou canst tell in a year. - Lear. O, how this mother swells up toward my heart! - Hysterica passio! Down, thou climbing sorrow! - Thy element's below! Where is this daughter? - Kent. With the Earl, sir, here within. - Lear. Follow me not; - Stay here. Exit. - Gent. Made you no more offence but what you speak of? - Kent. None. - How chance the King comes with so small a number? - Fool. An thou hadst been set i' th' stocks for that question, - thou'dst well deserv'd it. - Kent. Why, fool? - Fool. We'll set thee to school to an ant, to teach thee there's no - labouring i' th' winter. All that follow their noses are led by - their eyes but blind men, and there's not a nose among twenty - but can smell him that's stinking. Let go thy hold when a great - wheel runs down a hill, lest it break thy neck with following - it; but the great one that goes upward, let him draw thee after. - When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again. I - would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it. - That sir which serves and seeks for gain, - And follows but for form, - Will pack when it begins to rain - And leave thee in the storm. - But I will tarry; the fool will stay, - And let the wise man fly. - The knave turns fool that runs away; - The fool no knave, perdy. - Kent. Where learn'd you this, fool? - Fool. Not i' th' stocks, fool. - - Enter Lear and Gloucester - - Lear. Deny to speak with me? They are sick? they are weary? - They have travell'd all the night? Mere fetches- - The images of revolt and flying off! - Fetch me a better answer. - Glou. My dear lord, - You know the fiery quality of the Duke, - How unremovable and fix'd he is - In his own course. - Lear. Vengeance! plague! death! confusion! - Fiery? What quality? Why, Gloucester, Gloucester, - I'ld speak with the Duke of Cornwall and his wife. - Glou. Well, my good lord, I have inform'd them so. - Lear. Inform'd them? Dost thou understand me, man? - Glou. Ay, my good lord. - Lear. The King would speak with Cornwall; the dear father - Would with his daughter speak, commands her service. - Are they inform'd of this? My breath and blood! - Fiery? the fiery Duke? Tell the hot Duke that- - No, but not yet! May be he is not well. - Infirmity doth still neglect all office - Whereto our health is bound. We are not ourselves - When nature, being oppress'd, commands the mind - To suffer with the body. I'll forbear; - And am fallen out with my more headier will, - To take the indispos'd and sickly fit - For the sound man.- Death on my state! Wherefore - Should be sit here? This act persuades me - That this remotion of the Duke and her - Is practice only. Give me my servant forth. - Go tell the Duke and 's wife I'ld speak with them- - Now, presently. Bid them come forth and hear me, - Or at their chamber door I'll beat the drum - Till it cry sleep to death. - Glou. I would have all well betwixt you. Exit. - Lear. O me, my heart, my rising heart! But down! - Fool. Cry to it, nuncle, as the cockney did to the eels when she - put 'em i' th' paste alive. She knapp'd 'em o' th' coxcombs with - a stick and cried 'Down, wantons, down!' 'Twas her brother that, - in pure kindness to his horse, buttered his hay. - - Enter Cornwall, Regan, Gloucester, Servants. - - Lear. Good morrow to you both. - Corn. Hail to your Grace! - Kent here set at liberty. - Reg. I am glad to see your Highness. - Lear. Regan, I think you are; I know what reason - I have to think so. If thou shouldst not be glad, - I would divorce me from thy mother's tomb, - Sepulchring an adultress. [To Kent] O, are you free? - Some other time for that.- Beloved Regan, - Thy sister's naught. O Regan, she hath tied - Sharp-tooth'd unkindness, like a vulture, here! - [Lays his hand on his heart.] - I can scarce speak to thee. Thou'lt not believe - With how deprav'd a quality- O Regan! - Reg. I pray you, sir, take patience. I have hope - You less know how to value her desert - Than she to scant her duty. - Lear. Say, how is that? - Reg. I cannot think my sister in the least - Would fail her obligation. If, sir, perchance - She have restrain'd the riots of your followers, - 'Tis on such ground, and to such wholesome end, - As clears her from all blame. - Lear. My curses on her! - Reg. O, sir, you are old! - Nature in you stands on the very verge - Of her confine. You should be rul'd, and led - By some discretion that discerns your state - Better than you yourself. Therefore I pray you - That to our sister you do make return; - Say you have wrong'd her, sir. - Lear. Ask her forgiveness? - Do you but mark how this becomes the house: - 'Dear daughter, I confess that I am old. [Kneels.] - Age is unnecessary. On my knees I beg - That you'll vouchsafe me raiment, bed, and food.' - Reg. Good sir, no more! These are unsightly tricks. - Return you to my sister. - Lear. [rises] Never, Regan! - She hath abated me of half my train; - Look'd black upon me; struck me with her tongue, - Most serpent-like, upon the very heart. - All the stor'd vengeances of heaven fall - On her ingrateful top! Strike her young bones, - You taking airs, with lameness! - Corn. Fie, sir, fie! - Lear. You nimble lightnings, dart your blinding flames - Into her scornful eyes! Infect her beauty, - You fen-suck'd fogs, drawn by the pow'rful sun, - To fall and blast her pride! - Reg. O the blest gods! so will you wish on me - When the rash mood is on. - Lear. No, Regan, thou shalt never have my curse. - Thy tender-hefted nature shall not give - Thee o'er to harshness. Her eyes are fierce; but thine - Do comfort, and not burn. 'Tis not in thee - To grudge my pleasures, to cut off my train, - To bandy hasty words, to scant my sizes, - And, in conclusion, to oppose the bolt - Against my coming in. Thou better know'st - The offices of nature, bond of childhood, - Effects of courtesy, dues of gratitude. - Thy half o' th' kingdom hast thou not forgot, - Wherein I thee endow'd. - Reg. Good sir, to th' purpose. - Tucket within. - Lear. Who put my man i' th' stocks? - Corn. What trumpet's that? - Reg. I know't- my sister's. This approves her letter, - That she would soon be here. - - Enter [Oswald the] Steward. - - Is your lady come? - Lear. This is a slave, whose easy-borrowed pride - Dwells in the fickle grace of her he follows. - Out, varlet, from my sight! - Corn. What means your Grace? - - Enter Goneril. - - Lear. Who stock'd my servant? Regan, I have good hope - Thou didst not know on't.- Who comes here? O heavens! - If you do love old men, if your sweet sway - Allow obedience- if yourselves are old, - Make it your cause! Send down, and take my part! - [To Goneril] Art not asham'd to look upon this beard?- - O Regan, wilt thou take her by the hand? - Gon. Why not by th' hand, sir? How have I offended? - All's not offence that indiscretion finds - And dotage terms so. - Lear. O sides, you are too tough! - Will you yet hold? How came my man i' th' stocks? - Corn. I set him there, sir; but his own disorders - Deserv'd much less advancement. - Lear. You? Did you? - Reg. I pray you, father, being weak, seem so. - If, till the expiration of your month, - You will return and sojourn with my sister, - Dismissing half your train, come then to me. - I am now from home, and out of that provision - Which shall be needful for your entertainment. - Lear. Return to her, and fifty men dismiss'd? - No, rather I abjure all roofs, and choose - To wage against the enmity o' th' air, - To be a comrade with the wolf and owl- - Necessity's sharp pinch! Return with her? - Why, the hot-blooded France, that dowerless took - Our youngest born, I could as well be brought - To knee his throne, and, squire-like, pension beg - To keep base life afoot. Return with her? - Persuade me rather to be slave and sumpter - To this detested groom. [Points at Oswald.] - Gon. At your choice, sir. - Lear. I prithee, daughter, do not make me mad. - I will not trouble thee, my child; farewell. - We'll no more meet, no more see one another. - But yet thou art my flesh, my blood, my daughter; - Or rather a disease that's in my flesh, - Which I must needs call mine. Thou art a boil, - A plague sore, an embossed carbuncle - In my corrupted blood. But I'll not chide thee. - Let shame come when it will, I do not call it. - I do not bid the Thunder-bearer shoot - Nor tell tales of thee to high-judging Jove. - Mend when thou canst; be better at thy leisure; - I can be patient, I can stay with Regan, - I and my hundred knights. - Reg. Not altogether so. - I look'd not for you yet, nor am provided - For your fit welcome. Give ear, sir, to my sister; - For those that mingle reason with your passion - Must be content to think you old, and so- - But she knows what she does. - Lear. Is this well spoken? - Reg. I dare avouch it, sir. What, fifty followers? - Is it not well? What should you need of more? - Yea, or so many, sith that both charge and danger - Speak 'gainst so great a number? How in one house - Should many people, under two commands, - Hold amity? 'Tis hard; almost impossible. - Gon. Why might not you, my lord, receive attendance - From those that she calls servants, or from mine? - Reg. Why not, my lord? If then they chanc'd to slack ye, - We could control them. If you will come to me - (For now I spy a danger), I entreat you - To bring but five-and-twenty. To no more - Will I give place or notice. - Lear. I gave you all- - Reg. And in good time you gave it! - Lear. Made you my guardians, my depositaries; - But kept a reservation to be followed - With such a number. What, must I come to you - With five-and-twenty, Regan? Said you so? - Reg. And speak't again my lord. No more with me. - Lear. Those wicked creatures yet do look well-favour'd - When others are more wicked; not being the worst - Stands in some rank of praise. [To Goneril] I'll go with thee. - Thy fifty yet doth double five-and-twenty, - And thou art twice her love. - Gon. Hear, me, my lord. - What need you five-and-twenty, ten, or five, - To follow in a house where twice so many - Have a command to tend you? - Reg. What need one? - Lear. O, reason not the need! Our basest beggars - Are in the poorest thing superfluous. - Allow not nature more than nature needs, - Man's life is cheap as beast's. Thou art a lady: - If only to go warm were gorgeous, - Why, nature needs not what thou gorgeous wear'st - Which scarcely keeps thee warm. But, for true need- - You heavens, give me that patience, patience I need! - You see me here, you gods, a poor old man, - As full of grief as age; wretched in both. - If it be you that stirs these daughters' hearts - Against their father, fool me not so much - To bear it tamely; touch me with noble anger, - And let not women's weapons, water drops, - Stain my man's cheeks! No, you unnatural hags! - I will have such revenges on you both - That all the world shall- I will do such things- - What they are yet, I know not; but they shall be - The terrors of the earth! You think I'll weep. - No, I'll not weep. - I have full cause of weeping, but this heart - Shall break into a hundred thousand flaws - Or ere I'll weep. O fool, I shall go mad! - Exeunt Lear, Gloucester, Kent, and Fool. Storm and - tempest. - Corn. Let us withdraw; 'twill be a storm. - Reg. This house is little; the old man and 's people - Cannot be well bestow'd. - Gon. 'Tis his own blame; hath put himself from rest - And must needs taste his folly. - Reg. For his particular, I'll receive him gladly, - But not one follower. - Gon. So am I purpos'd. - Where is my Lord of Gloucester? - Corn. Followed the old man forth. - - Enter Gloucester. - - He is return'd. - Glou. The King is in high rage. - Corn. Whither is he going? - Glou. He calls to horse, but will I know not whither. - Corn. 'Tis best to give him way; he leads himself. - Gon. My lord, entreat him by no means to stay. - Glou. Alack, the night comes on, and the bleak winds - Do sorely ruffle. For many miles about - There's scarce a bush. - Reg. O, sir, to wilful men - The injuries that they themselves procure - Must be their schoolmasters. Shut up your doors. - He is attended with a desperate train, - And what they may incense him to, being apt - To have his ear abus'd, wisdom bids fear. - Corn. Shut up your doors, my lord: 'tis a wild night. - My Regan counsels well. Come out o' th' storm. [Exeunt.] - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. Scene I. -A heath. - -Storm still. Enter Kent and a Gentleman at several doors. - - Kent. Who's there, besides foul weather? - Gent. One minded like the weather, most unquietly. - Kent. I know you. Where's the King? - Gent. Contending with the fretful elements; - Bids the wind blow the earth into the sea, - Or swell the curled waters 'bove the main, - That things might change or cease; tears his white hair, - Which the impetuous blasts, with eyeless rage, - Catch in their fury and make nothing of; - Strives in his little world of man to outscorn - The to-and-fro-conflicting wind and rain. - This night, wherein the cub-drawn bear would couch, - The lion and the belly-pinched wolf - Keep their fur dry, unbonneted he runs, - And bids what will take all. - Kent. But who is with him? - Gent. None but the fool, who labours to outjest - His heart-struck injuries. - Kent. Sir, I do know you, - And dare upon the warrant of my note - Commend a dear thing to you. There is division - (Although as yet the face of it be cover'd - With mutual cunning) 'twixt Albany and Cornwall; - Who have (as who have not, that their great stars - Thron'd and set high?) servants, who seem no less, - Which are to France the spies and speculations - Intelligent of our state. What hath been seen, - Either in snuffs and packings of the Dukes, - Or the hard rein which both of them have borne - Against the old kind King, or something deeper, - Whereof, perchance, these are but furnishings- - But, true it is, from France there comes a power - Into this scattered kingdom, who already, - Wise in our negligence, have secret feet - In some of our best ports and are at point - To show their open banner. Now to you: - If on my credit you dare build so far - To make your speed to Dover, you shall find - Some that will thank you, making just report - Of how unnatural and bemadding sorrow - The King hath cause to plain. - I am a gentleman of blood and breeding, - And from some knowledge and assurance offer - This office to you. - Gent. I will talk further with you. - Kent. No, do not. - For confirmation that I am much more - Than my out-wall, open this purse and take - What it contains. If you shall see Cordelia - (As fear not but you shall), show her this ring, - And she will tell you who your fellow is - That yet you do not know. Fie on this storm! - I will go seek the King. - Gent. Give me your hand. Have you no more to say? - Kent. Few words, but, to effect, more than all yet: - That, when we have found the King (in which your pain - That way, I'll this), he that first lights on him - Holla the other. - Exeunt [severally]. - - - - -Scene II. -Another part of the heath. - -Storm still. Enter Lear and Fool. - - Lear. Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow! - You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout - Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks! - You sulph'rous and thought-executing fires, - Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts, - Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder, - Strike flat the thick rotundity o' th' world, - Crack Nature's moulds, all germains spill at once, - That makes ingrateful man! - Fool. O nuncle, court holy water in a dry house is better than this - rain water out o' door. Good nuncle, in, and ask thy daughters - blessing! Here's a night pities nether wise men nor fools. - Lear. Rumble thy bellyful! Spit, fire! spout, rain! - Nor rain, wind, thunder, fire are my daughters. - I tax not you, you elements, with unkindness. - I never gave you kingdom, call'd you children, - You owe me no subscription. Then let fall - Your horrible pleasure. Here I stand your slave, - A poor, infirm, weak, and despis'd old man. - But yet I call you servile ministers, - That will with two pernicious daughters join - Your high-engender'd battles 'gainst a head - So old and white as this! O! O! 'tis foul! - Fool. He that has a house to put 's head in has a good head-piece. - The codpiece that will house - Before the head has any, - The head and he shall louse: - So beggars marry many. - The man that makes his toe - What he his heart should make - Shall of a corn cry woe, - And turn his sleep to wake. - For there was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a - glass. - - Enter Kent. - - Lear. No, I will be the pattern of all patience; - I will say nothing. - Kent. Who's there? - Fool. Marry, here's grace and a codpiece; that's a wise man and a - fool. - Kent. Alas, sir, are you here? Things that love night - Love not such nights as these. The wrathful skies - Gallow the very wanderers of the dark - And make them keep their caves. Since I was man, - Such sheets of fire, such bursts of horrid thunder, - Such groans of roaring wind and rain, I never - Remember to have heard. Man's nature cannot carry - Th' affliction nor the fear. - Lear. Let the great gods, - That keep this dreadful pudder o'er our heads, - Find out their enemies now. Tremble, thou wretch, - That hast within thee undivulged crimes - Unwhipp'd of justice. Hide thee, thou bloody hand; - Thou perjur'd, and thou simular man of virtue - That art incestuous. Caitiff, in pieces shake - That under covert and convenient seeming - Hast practis'd on man's life. Close pent-up guilts, - Rive your concealing continents, and cry - These dreadful summoners grace. I am a man - More sinn'd against than sinning. - Kent. Alack, bareheaded? - Gracious my lord, hard by here is a hovel; - Some friendship will it lend you 'gainst the tempest. - Repose you there, whilst I to this hard house - (More harder than the stones whereof 'tis rais'd, - Which even but now, demanding after you, - Denied me to come in) return, and force - Their scanted courtesy. - Lear. My wits begin to turn. - Come on, my boy. How dost, my boy? Art cold? - I am cold myself. Where is this straw, my fellow? - The art of our necessities is strange, - That can make vile things precious. Come, your hovel. - Poor fool and knave, I have one part in my heart - That's sorry yet for thee. - Fool. [sings] - - He that has and a little tiny wit- - With hey, ho, the wind and the rain- - Must make content with his fortunes fit, - For the rain it raineth every day. - - Lear. True, my good boy. Come, bring us to this hovel. - Exeunt [Lear and Kent]. - Fool. This is a brave night to cool a courtesan. I'll speak a - prophecy ere I go: - When priests are more in word than matter; - When brewers mar their malt with water; - When nobles are their tailors' tutors, - No heretics burn'd, but wenches' suitors; - When every case in law is right, - No squire in debt nor no poor knight; - When slanders do not live in tongues, - Nor cutpurses come not to throngs; - When usurers tell their gold i' th' field, - And bawds and whores do churches build: - Then shall the realm of Albion - Come to great confusion. - Then comes the time, who lives to see't, - That going shall be us'd with feet. - This prophecy Merlin shall make, for I live before his time. -Exit. - - - - -Scene III. -Gloucester's Castle. - -Enter Gloucester and Edmund. - - Glou. Alack, alack, Edmund, I like not this unnatural dealing! When - I desir'd their leave that I might pity him, they took from me - the use of mine own house, charg'd me on pain of perpetual - displeasure neither to speak of him, entreat for him, nor any - way sustain him. - Edm. Most savage and unnatural! - Glou. Go to; say you nothing. There is division betwixt the Dukes, - and a worse matter than that. I have received a letter this - night- 'tis dangerous to be spoken- I have lock'd the letter in - my closet. These injuries the King now bears will be revenged - home; there's part of a power already footed; we must incline to - the King. I will seek him and privily relieve him. Go you and - maintain talk with the Duke, that my charity be not of him - perceived. If he ask for me, I am ill and gone to bed. Though I - die for't, as no less is threat'ned me, the King my old master - must be relieved. There is some strange thing toward, Edmund. - Pray you be careful. Exit. - Edm. This courtesy, forbid thee, shall the Duke - Instantly know, and of that letter too. - This seems a fair deserving, and must draw me - That which my father loses- no less than all. - The younger rises when the old doth fall. Exit. - - - - -Scene IV. -The heath. Before a hovel. - -Storm still. Enter Lear, Kent, and Fool. - - Kent. Here is the place, my lord. Good my lord, enter. - The tyranny of the open night 's too rough - For nature to endure. - Lear. Let me alone. - Kent. Good my lord, enter here. - Lear. Wilt break my heart? - Kent. I had rather break mine own. Good my lord, enter. - Lear. Thou think'st 'tis much that this contentious storm - Invades us to the skin. So 'tis to thee; - But where the greater malady is fix'd, - The lesser is scarce felt. Thou'dst shun a bear; - But if thy flight lay toward the raging sea, - Thou'dst meet the bear i' th' mouth. When the mind's free, - The body's delicate. The tempest in my mind - Doth from my senses take all feeling else - Save what beats there. Filial ingratitude! - Is it not as this mouth should tear this hand - For lifting food to't? But I will punish home! - No, I will weep no more. In such a night - 'To shut me out! Pour on; I will endure. - In such a night as this! O Regan, Goneril! - Your old kind father, whose frank heart gave all! - O, that way madness lies; let me shun that! - No more of that. - Kent. Good my lord, enter here. - Lear. Prithee go in thyself; seek thine own ease. - This tempest will not give me leave to ponder - On things would hurt me more. But I'll go in. - [To the Fool] In, boy; go first.- You houseless poverty- - Nay, get thee in. I'll pray, and then I'll sleep. - Exit [Fool]. - Poor naked wretches, wheresoe'er you are, - That bide the pelting of this pitiless storm, - How shall your houseless heads and unfed sides, - Your loop'd and window'd raggedness, defend you - From seasons such as these? O, I have ta'en - Too little care of this! Take physic, pomp; - Expose thyself to feel what wretches feel, - That thou mayst shake the superflux to them - And show the heavens more just. - Edg. [within] Fathom and half, fathom and half! Poor Tom! - - Enter Fool [from the hovel]. - - Fool. Come not in here, nuncle, here's a spirit. Help me, help me! - Kent. Give me thy hand. Who's there? - Fool. A spirit, a spirit! He says his name's poor Tom. - Kent. What art thou that dost grumble there i' th' straw? - Come forth. - - Enter Edgar [disguised as a madman]. - - Edg. Away! the foul fiend follows me! Through the sharp hawthorn - blows the cold wind. Humh! go to thy cold bed, and warm thee. - Lear. Hast thou given all to thy two daughters, and art thou come - to this? - Edg. Who gives anything to poor Tom? whom the foul fiend hath led - through fire and through flame, through ford and whirlpool, o'er - bog and quagmire; that hath laid knives under his pillow and - halters in his pew, set ratsbane by his porridge, made him proud - of heart, to ride on a bay trotting horse over four-inch'd - bridges, to course his own shadow for a traitor. Bless thy five - wits! Tom 's acold. O, do de, do de, do de. Bless thee from - whirlwinds, star-blasting, and taking! Do poor Tom some charity, - whom the foul fiend vexes. There could I have him now- and there- - and there again- and there! - Storm still. - Lear. What, have his daughters brought him to this pass? - Couldst thou save nothing? Didst thou give 'em all? - Fool. Nay, he reserv'd a blanket, else we had been all sham'd. - Lear. Now all the plagues that in the pendulous air - Hang fated o'er men's faults light on thy daughters! - Kent. He hath no daughters, sir. - Lear. Death, traitor! nothing could have subdu'd nature - To such a lowness but his unkind daughters. - Is it the fashion that discarded fathers - Should have thus little mercy on their flesh? - Judicious punishment! 'Twas this flesh begot - Those pelican daughters. - Edg. Pillicock sat on Pillicock's Hill. 'Allow, 'allow, loo, loo! - Fool. This cold night will turn us all to fools and madmen. - Edg. Take heed o' th' foul fiend; obey thy parents: keep thy word - justly; swear not; commit not with man's sworn spouse; set not - thy sweet heart on proud array. Tom 's acold. - Lear. What hast thou been? - Edg. A servingman, proud in heart and mind; that curl'd my hair, - wore gloves in my cap; serv'd the lust of my mistress' heart and - did the act of darkness with her; swore as many oaths as I spake - words, and broke them in the sweet face of heaven; one that - slept in the contriving of lust, and wak'd to do it. Wine lov'd - I deeply, dice dearly; and in woman out-paramour'd the Turk. - False of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand; hog in sloth, fox - in stealth, wolf in greediness, dog in madness, lion in prey. - Let not the creaking of shoes nor the rustling of silks betray - thy poor heart to woman. Keep thy foot out of brothel, thy hand - out of placket, thy pen from lender's book, and defy the foul - fiend. Still through the hawthorn blows the cold wind; says - suum, mun, hey, no, nonny. Dolphin my boy, my boy, sessa! let - him trot by. - Storm still. - Lear. Why, thou wert better in thy grave than to answer with thy - uncover'd body this extremity of the skies. Is man no more than - this? Consider him well. Thou ow'st the worm no silk, the beast - no hide, the sheep no wool, the cat no perfume. Ha! Here's three - on's are sophisticated! Thou art the thing itself; - unaccommodated man is no more but such a poor, bare, forked - animal as thou art. Off, off, you lendings! Come, unbutton - here. - [Tears at his clothes.] - Fool. Prithee, nuncle, be contented! 'Tis a naughty night to swim - in. Now a little fire in a wild field were like an old lecher's - heart- a small spark, all the rest on's body cold. Look, here - comes a walking fire. - - Enter Gloucester with a torch. - - Edg. This is the foul fiend Flibbertigibbet. He begins at curfew, - and walks till the first cock. He gives the web and the pin, - squints the eye, and makes the harelip; mildews the white wheat, - and hurts the poor creature of earth. - - Saint Withold footed thrice the 'old; - He met the nightmare, and her nine fold; - Bid her alight - And her troth plight, - And aroint thee, witch, aroint thee! - - Kent. How fares your Grace? - Lear. What's he? - Kent. Who's there? What is't you seek? - Glou. What are you there? Your names? - Edg. Poor Tom, that eats the swimming frog, the toad, the todpole, - the wall-newt and the water; that in the fury of his heart, when - the foul fiend rages, eats cow-dung for sallets, swallows the - old rat and the ditch-dog, drinks the green mantle of the - standing pool; who is whipp'd from tithing to tithing, and - stock-punish'd and imprison'd; who hath had three suits to his - back, six shirts to his body, horse to ride, and weapons to - wear; - - But mice and rats, and such small deer, - Have been Tom's food for seven long year. - - Beware my follower. Peace, Smulkin! peace, thou fiend! - Glou. What, hath your Grace no better company? - Edg. The prince of darkness is a gentleman! - Modo he's call'd, and Mahu. - Glou. Our flesh and blood is grown so vile, my lord, - That it doth hate what gets it. - Edg. Poor Tom 's acold. - Glou. Go in with me. My duty cannot suffer - T' obey in all your daughters' hard commands. - Though their injunction be to bar my doors - And let this tyrannous night take hold upon you, - Yet have I ventur'd to come seek you out - And bring you where both fire and food is ready. - Lear. First let me talk with this philosopher. - What is the cause of thunder? - Kent. Good my lord, take his offer; go into th' house. - Lear. I'll talk a word with this same learned Theban. - What is your study? - Edg. How to prevent the fiend and to kill vermin. - Lear. Let me ask you one word in private. - Kent. Importune him once more to go, my lord. - His wits begin t' unsettle. - Glou. Canst thou blame him? - Storm still. - His daughters seek his death. Ah, that good Kent! - He said it would be thus- poor banish'd man! - Thou say'st the King grows mad: I'll tell thee, friend, - I am almost mad myself. I had a son, - Now outlaw'd from my blood. He sought my life - But lately, very late. I lov'd him, friend- - No father his son dearer. True to tell thee, - The grief hath craz'd my wits. What a night 's this! - I do beseech your Grace- - Lear. O, cry you mercy, sir. - Noble philosopher, your company. - Edg. Tom's acold. - Glou. In, fellow, there, into th' hovel; keep thee warm. - Lear. Come, let's in all. - Kent. This way, my lord. - Lear. With him! - I will keep still with my philosopher. - Kent. Good my lord, soothe him; let him take the fellow. - Glou. Take him you on. - Kent. Sirrah, come on; go along with us. - Lear. Come, good Athenian. - Glou. No words, no words! hush. - Edg. Child Rowland to the dark tower came; - His word was still - - Fie, foh, and fum! - I smell the blood of a British man. - Exeunt. - -Scene V. -Gloucester's Castle. - -Enter Cornwall and Edmund. - - Corn. I will have my revenge ere I depart his house. - Edm. How, my lord, I may be censured, that nature thus gives way to - loyalty, something fears me to think of. - Corn. I now perceive it was not altogether your brother's evil - disposition made him seek his death; but a provoking merit, set - awork by a reproveable badness in himself. - Edm. How malicious is my fortune that I must repent to be just! - This is the letter he spoke of, which approves him an - intelligent party to the advantages of France. O heavens! that - this treason were not- or not I the detector! - Corn. Go with me to the Duchess. - Edm. If the matter of this paper be certain, you have mighty - business in hand. - Corn. True or false, it hath made thee Earl of Gloucester. - Seek out where thy father is, that he may be ready for our - apprehension. - Edm. [aside] If I find him comforting the King, it will stuff his - suspicion more fully.- I will persever in my course of loyalty, - though the conflict be sore between that and my blood. - Corn. I will lay trust upon thee, and thou shalt find a dearer - father in my love. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene VI. -A farmhouse near Gloucester's Castle. - -Enter Gloucester, Lear, Kent, Fool, and Edgar. - - Glou. Here is better than the open air; take it thankfully. I will - piece out the comfort with what addition I can. I will not be - long from you. - Kent. All the power of his wits have given way to his impatience. - The gods reward your kindness! - Exit [Gloucester]. - Edg. Frateretto calls me, and tells me Nero is an angler in the - lake of darkness. Pray, innocent, and beware the foul fiend. - Fool. Prithee, nuncle, tell me whether a madman be a gentleman or a - yeoman. - Lear. A king, a king! - Fool. No, he's a yeoman that has a gentleman to his son; for he's a - mad yeoman that sees his son a gentleman before him. - Lear. To have a thousand with red burning spits - Come hizzing in upon 'em- - Edg. The foul fiend bites my back. - Fool. He's mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf, a horse's - health, a boy's love, or a whore's oath. - Lear. It shall be done; I will arraign them straight. - [To Edgar] Come, sit thou here, most learned justicer. - [To the Fool] Thou, sapient sir, sit here. Now, you she-foxes! - Edg. Look, where he stands and glares! Want'st thou eyes at trial, - madam? - - Come o'er the bourn, Bessy, to me. - - Fool. Her boat hath a leak, - And she must not speak - Why she dares not come over to thee. - - Edg. The foul fiend haunts poor Tom in the voice of a nightingale. - Hoppedance cries in Tom's belly for two white herring. Croak - not, black angel; I have no food for thee. - Kent. How do you, sir? Stand you not so amaz'd. - Will you lie down and rest upon the cushions? - Lear. I'll see their trial first. Bring in their evidence. - [To Edgar] Thou, robed man of justice, take thy place. - [To the Fool] And thou, his yokefellow of equity, - Bench by his side. [To Kent] You are o' th' commission, - Sit you too. - Edg. Let us deal justly. - - Sleepest or wakest thou, jolly shepherd? - Thy sheep be in the corn; - And for one blast of thy minikin mouth - Thy sheep shall take no harm. - - Purr! the cat is gray. - Lear. Arraign her first. 'Tis Goneril. I here take my oath before - this honourable assembly, she kicked the poor King her father. - Fool. Come hither, mistress. Is your name Goneril? - Lear. She cannot deny it. - Fool. Cry you mercy, I took you for a joint-stool. - Lear. And here's another, whose warp'd looks proclaim - What store her heart is made on. Stop her there! - Arms, arms! sword! fire! Corruption in the place! - False justicer, why hast thou let her scape? - Edg. Bless thy five wits! - Kent. O pity! Sir, where is the patience now - That you so oft have boasted to retain? - Edg. [aside] My tears begin to take his part so much - They'll mar my counterfeiting. - Lear. The little dogs and all, - Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart, see, they bark at me. - Edg. Tom will throw his head at them. Avaunt, you curs! - Be thy mouth or black or white, - Tooth that poisons if it bite; - Mastiff, greyhound, mongrel grim, - Hound or spaniel, brach or lym, - Bobtail tyke or trundle-tall- - Tom will make them weep and wail; - For, with throwing thus my head, - Dogs leap the hatch, and all are fled. - Do de, de, de. Sessa! Come, march to wakes and fairs and market - towns. Poor Tom, thy horn is dry. - Lear. Then let them anatomize Regan. See what breeds about her - heart. Is there any cause in nature that makes these hard - hearts? [To Edgar] You, sir- I entertain you for one of my - hundred; only I do not like the fashion of your garments. You'll - say they are Persian attire; but let them be chang'd. - Kent. Now, good my lord, lie here and rest awhile. - Lear. Make no noise, make no noise; draw the curtains. - So, so, so. We'll go to supper i' th' morning. So, so, so. - Fool. And I'll go to bed at noon. - - Enter Gloucester. - - Glou. Come hither, friend. Where is the King my master? - Kent. Here, sir; but trouble him not; his wits are gone. - Glou. Good friend, I prithee take him in thy arms. - I have o'erheard a plot of death upon him. - There is a litter ready; lay him in't - And drive towards Dover, friend, where thou shalt meet - Both welcome and protection. Take up thy master. - If thou shouldst dally half an hour, his life, - With thine, and all that offer to defend him, - Stand in assured loss. Take up, take up! - And follow me, that will to some provision - Give thee quick conduct. - Kent. Oppressed nature sleeps. - This rest might yet have balm'd thy broken senses, - Which, if convenience will not allow, - Stand in hard cure. [To the Fool] Come, help to bear thy master. - Thou must not stay behind. - Glou. Come, come, away! - Exeunt [all but Edgar]. - Edg. When we our betters see bearing our woes, - We scarcely think our miseries our foes. - Who alone suffers suffers most i' th' mind, - Leaving free things and happy shows behind; - But then the mind much sufferance doth o'erskip - When grief hath mates, and bearing fellowship. - How light and portable my pain seems now, - When that which makes me bend makes the King bow, - He childed as I fathered! Tom, away! - Mark the high noises, and thyself bewray - When false opinion, whose wrong thought defiles thee, - In thy just proof repeals and reconciles thee. - What will hap more to-night, safe scape the King! - Lurk, lurk. [Exit.] - - - - -Scene VII. -Gloucester's Castle. - -Enter Cornwall, Regan, Goneril, [Edmund the] Bastard, and Servants. - - Corn. [to Goneril] Post speedily to my lord your husband, show him - this letter. The army of France is landed.- Seek out the traitor - Gloucester. - [Exeunt some of the Servants.] - Reg. Hang him instantly. - Gon. Pluck out his eyes. - Corn. Leave him to my displeasure. Edmund, keep you our sister - company. The revenges we are bound to take upon your traitorous - father are not fit for your beholding. Advise the Duke where you - are going, to a most festinate preparation. We are bound to the - like. Our posts shall be swift and intelligent betwixt us. - Farewell, dear sister; farewell, my Lord of Gloucester. - - Enter [Oswald the] Steward. - - How now? Where's the King? - Osw. My Lord of Gloucester hath convey'd him hence. - Some five or six and thirty of his knights, - Hot questrists after him, met him at gate; - Who, with some other of the lord's dependants, - Are gone with him towards Dover, where they boast - To have well-armed friends. - Corn. Get horses for your mistress. - Gon. Farewell, sweet lord, and sister. - Corn. Edmund, farewell. - Exeunt Goneril, [Edmund, and Oswald]. - Go seek the traitor Gloucester, - Pinion him like a thief, bring him before us. - [Exeunt other Servants.] - Though well we may not pass upon his life - Without the form of justice, yet our power - Shall do a court'sy to our wrath, which men - May blame, but not control. - - Enter Gloucester, brought in by two or three. - - Who's there? the traitor? - Reg. Ingrateful fox! 'tis he. - Corn. Bind fast his corky arms. - Glou. What mean, your Graces? Good my friends, consider - You are my guests. Do me no foul play, friends. - Corn. Bind him, I say. - [Servants bind him.] - Reg. Hard, hard. O filthy traitor! - Glou. Unmerciful lady as you are, I am none. - Corn. To this chair bind him. Villain, thou shalt find- - [Regan plucks his beard.] - Glou. By the kind gods, 'tis most ignobly done - To pluck me by the beard. - Reg. So white, and such a traitor! - Glou. Naughty lady, - These hairs which thou dost ravish from my chin - Will quicken, and accuse thee. I am your host. - With robber's hands my hospitable favours - You should not ruffle thus. What will you do? - Corn. Come, sir, what letters had you late from France? - Reg. Be simple-answer'd, for we know the truth. - Corn. And what confederacy have you with the traitors - Late footed in the kingdom? - Reg. To whose hands have you sent the lunatic King? - Speak. - Glou. I have a letter guessingly set down, - Which came from one that's of a neutral heart, - And not from one oppos'd. - Corn. Cunning. - Reg. And false. - Corn. Where hast thou sent the King? - Glou. To Dover. - Reg. Wherefore to Dover? Wast thou not charg'd at peril- - Corn. Wherefore to Dover? Let him first answer that. - Glou. I am tied to th' stake, and I must stand the course. - Reg. Wherefore to Dover, sir? - Glou. Because I would not see thy cruel nails - Pluck out his poor old eyes; nor thy fierce sister - In his anointed flesh stick boarish fangs. - The sea, with such a storm as his bare head - In hell-black night endur'd, would have buoy'd up - And quench'd the steeled fires. - Yet, poor old heart, he holp the heavens to rain. - If wolves had at thy gate howl'd that stern time, - Thou shouldst have said, 'Good porter, turn the key.' - All cruels else subscrib'd. But I shall see - The winged vengeance overtake such children. - Corn. See't shalt thou never. Fellows, hold the chair. - Upon these eyes of thine I'll set my foot. - Glou. He that will think to live till he be old, - Give me some help!- O cruel! O ye gods! - Reg. One side will mock another. Th' other too! - Corn. If you see vengeance- - 1. Serv. Hold your hand, my lord! - I have serv'd you ever since I was a child; - But better service have I never done you - Than now to bid you hold. - Reg. How now, you dog? - 1. Serv. If you did wear a beard upon your chin, - I'ld shake it on this quarrel. - Reg. What do you mean? - Corn. My villain! Draw and fight. - 1. Serv. Nay, then, come on, and take the chance of anger. - Reg. Give me thy sword. A peasant stand up thus? - She takes a sword and runs at him behind. - 1. Serv. O, I am slain! My lord, you have one eye left - To see some mischief on him. O! He dies. - Corn. Lest it see more, prevent it. Out, vile jelly! - Where is thy lustre now? - Glou. All dark and comfortless! Where's my son Edmund? - Edmund, enkindle all the sparks of nature - To quit this horrid act. - Reg. Out, treacherous villain! - Thou call'st on him that hates thee. It was he - That made the overture of thy treasons to us; - Who is too good to pity thee. - Glou. O my follies! Then Edgar was abus'd. - Kind gods, forgive me that, and prosper him! - Reg. Go thrust him out at gates, and let him smell - His way to Dover. - Exit [one] with Gloucester. - How is't, my lord? How look you? - Corn. I have receiv'd a hurt. Follow me, lady. - Turn out that eyeless villain. Throw this slave - Upon the dunghill. Regan, I bleed apace. - Untimely comes this hurt. Give me your arm. - Exit [Cornwall, led by Regan]. - 2. Serv. I'll never care what wickedness I do, - If this man come to good. - 3. Serv. If she live long, - And in the end meet the old course of death, - Women will all turn monsters. - 2. Serv. Let's follow the old Earl, and get the bedlam - To lead him where he would. His roguish madness - Allows itself to anything. - 3. Serv. Go thou. I'll fetch some flax and whites of eggs - To apply to his bleeding face. Now heaven help him! - Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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O my good lord, - I have been your tenant, and your father's tenant, - These fourscore years. - Glou. Away, get thee away! Good friend, be gone. - Thy comforts can do me no good at all; - Thee they may hurt. - Old Man. You cannot see your way. - Glou. I have no way, and therefore want no eyes; - I stumbled when I saw. Full oft 'tis seen - Our means secure us, and our mere defects - Prove our commodities. Ah dear son Edgar, - The food of thy abused father's wrath! - Might I but live to see thee in my touch, - I'ld say I had eyes again! - Old Man. How now? Who's there? - Edg. [aside] O gods! Who is't can say 'I am at the worst'? - I am worse than e'er I was. - Old Man. 'Tis poor mad Tom. - Edg. [aside] And worse I may be yet. The worst is not - So long as we can say 'This is the worst.' - Old Man. Fellow, where goest? - Glou. Is it a beggarman? - Old Man. Madman and beggar too. - Glou. He has some reason, else he could not beg. - I' th' last night's storm I such a fellow saw, - Which made me think a man a worm. My son - Came then into my mind, and yet my mind - Was then scarce friends with him. I have heard more since. - As flies to wanton boys are we to th' gods. - They kill us for their sport. - Edg. [aside] How should this be? - Bad is the trade that must play fool to sorrow, - Ang'ring itself and others.- Bless thee, master! - Glou. Is that the naked fellow? - Old Man. Ay, my lord. - Glou. Then prithee get thee gone. If for my sake - Thou wilt o'ertake us hence a mile or twain - I' th' way toward Dover, do it for ancient love; - And bring some covering for this naked soul, - Who I'll entreat to lead me. - Old Man. Alack, sir, he is mad! - Glou. 'Tis the time's plague when madmen lead the blind. - Do as I bid thee, or rather do thy pleasure. - Above the rest, be gone. - Old Man. I'll bring him the best 'parel that I have, - Come on't what will. Exit. - Glou. Sirrah naked fellow- - Edg. Poor Tom's acold. [Aside] I cannot daub it further. - Glou. Come hither, fellow. - Edg. [aside] And yet I must.- Bless thy sweet eyes, they bleed. - Glou. Know'st thou the way to Dover? - Edg. Both stile and gate, horseway and footpath. Poor Tom hath been - scar'd out of his good wits. Bless thee, good man's son, from - the foul fiend! Five fiends have been in poor Tom at once: of - lust, as Obidicut; Hobbididence, prince of dumbness; Mahu, of - stealing; Modo, of murder; Flibbertigibbet, of mopping and - mowing, who since possesses chambermaids and waiting women. So, - bless thee, master! - Glou. Here, take this Purse, thou whom the heavens' plagues - Have humbled to all strokes. That I am wretched - Makes thee the happier. Heavens, deal so still! - Let the superfluous and lust-dieted man, - That slaves your ordinance, that will not see - Because he does not feel, feel your pow'r quickly; - So distribution should undo excess, - And each man have enough. Dost thou know Dover? - Edg. Ay, master. - Glou. There is a cliff, whose high and bending head - Looks fearfully in the confined deep. - Bring me but to the very brim of it, - And I'll repair the misery thou dost bear - With something rich about me. From that place - I shall no leading need. - Edg. Give me thy arm. - Poor Tom shall lead thee. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -Before the Duke of Albany's Palace. - -Enter Goneril and [Edmund the] Bastard. - - Gon. Welcome, my lord. I marvel our mild husband - Not met us on the way. - - Enter [Oswald the] Steward. - - Now, where's your master? - Osw. Madam, within, but never man so chang'd. - I told him of the army that was landed: - He smil'd at it. I told him you were coming: - His answer was, 'The worse.' Of Gloucester's treachery - And of the loyal service of his son - When I inform'd him, then he call'd me sot - And told me I had turn'd the wrong side out. - What most he should dislike seems pleasant to him; - What like, offensive. - Gon. [to Edmund] Then shall you go no further. - It is the cowish terror of his spirit, - That dares not undertake. He'll not feel wrongs - Which tie him to an answer. Our wishes on the way - May prove effects. Back, Edmund, to my brother. - Hasten his musters and conduct his pow'rs. - I must change arms at home and give the distaff - Into my husband's hands. This trusty servant - Shall pass between us. Ere long you are like to hear - (If you dare venture in your own behalf) - A mistress's command. Wear this. [Gives a favour.] - Spare speech. - Decline your head. This kiss, if it durst speak, - Would stretch thy spirits up into the air. - Conceive, and fare thee well. - Edm. Yours in the ranks of death! Exit. - Gon. My most dear Gloucester! - O, the difference of man and man! - To thee a woman's services are due; - My fool usurps my body. - Osw. Madam, here comes my lord. Exit. - - Enter Albany. - - Gon. I have been worth the whistle. - Alb. O Goneril, - You are not worth the dust which the rude wind - Blows in your face! I fear your disposition. - That nature which contemns it origin - Cannot be bordered certain in itself. - She that herself will sliver and disbranch - From her material sap, perforce must wither - And come to deadly use. - Gon. No more! The text is foolish. - Alb. Wisdom and goodness to the vile seem vile; - Filths savour but themselves. What have you done? - Tigers, not daughters, what have you perform'd? - A father, and a gracious aged man, - Whose reverence even the head-lugg'd bear would lick, - Most barbarous, most degenerate, have you madded. - Could my good brother suffer you to do it? - A man, a prince, by him so benefited! - If that the heavens do not their visible spirits - Send quickly down to tame these vile offences, - It will come, - Humanity must perforce prey on itself, - Like monsters of the deep. - Gon. Milk-liver'd man! - That bear'st a cheek for blows, a head for wrongs; - Who hast not in thy brows an eye discerning - Thine honour from thy suffering; that not know'st - Fools do those villains pity who are punish'd - Ere they have done their mischief. Where's thy drum? - France spreads his banners in our noiseless land, - With plumed helm thy state begins to threat, - Whiles thou, a moral fool, sit'st still, and criest - 'Alack, why does he so?' - Alb. See thyself, devil! - Proper deformity seems not in the fiend - So horrid as in woman. - Gon. O vain fool! - Alb. Thou changed and self-cover'd thing, for shame! - Bemonster not thy feature! Were't my fitness - To let these hands obey my blood, - They are apt enough to dislocate and tear - Thy flesh and bones. Howe'er thou art a fiend, - A woman's shape doth shield thee. - Gon. Marry, your manhood mew! - - Enter a Gentleman. - - Alb. What news? - Gent. O, my good lord, the Duke of Cornwall 's dead, - Slain by his servant, going to put out - The other eye of Gloucester. - Alb. Gloucester's eyes? - Gent. A servant that he bred, thrill'd with remorse, - Oppos'd against the act, bending his sword - To his great master; who, thereat enrag'd, - Flew on him, and amongst them fell'd him dead; - But not without that harmful stroke which since - Hath pluck'd him after. - Alb. This shows you are above, - You justicers, that these our nether crimes - So speedily can venge! But O poor Gloucester! - Lose he his other eye? - Gent. Both, both, my lord. - This letter, madam, craves a speedy answer. - 'Tis from your sister. - Gon. [aside] One way I like this well; - But being widow, and my Gloucester with her, - May all the building in my fancy pluck - Upon my hateful life. Another way - The news is not so tart.- I'll read, and answer. -Exit. - Alb. Where was his son when they did take his eyes? - Gent. Come with my lady hither. - Alb. He is not here. - Gent. No, my good lord; I met him back again. - Alb. Knows he the wickedness? - Gent. Ay, my good lord. 'Twas he inform'd against him, - And quit the house on purpose, that their punishment - Might have the freer course. - Alb. Gloucester, I live - To thank thee for the love thou show'dst the King, - And to revenge thine eyes. Come hither, friend. - Tell me what more thou know'st. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -The French camp near Dover. - -Enter Kent and a Gentleman. - - Kent. Why the King of France is so suddenly gone back know you the - reason? - Gent. Something he left imperfect in the state, which since his - coming forth is thought of, which imports to the kingdom so much - fear and danger that his personal return was most required and - necessary. - Kent. Who hath he left behind him general? - Gent. The Marshal of France, Monsieur La Far. - Kent. Did your letters pierce the Queen to any demonstration of - grief? - Gent. Ay, sir. She took them, read them in my presence, - And now and then an ample tear trill'd down - Her delicate cheek. It seem'd she was a queen - Over her passion, who, most rebel-like, - Sought to be king o'er her. - Kent. O, then it mov'd her? - Gent. Not to a rage. Patience and sorrow strove - Who should express her goodliest. You have seen - Sunshine and rain at once: her smiles and tears - Were like, a better way. Those happy smilets - That play'd on her ripe lip seem'd not to know - What guests were in her eyes, which parted thence - As pearls from diamonds dropp'd. In brief, - Sorrow would be a rarity most belov'd, - If all could so become it. - Kent. Made she no verbal question? - Gent. Faith, once or twice she heav'd the name of father - Pantingly forth, as if it press'd her heart; - Cried 'Sisters, sisters! Shame of ladies! Sisters! - Kent! father! sisters! What, i' th' storm? i' th' night? - Let pity not be believ'd!' There she shook - The holy water from her heavenly eyes, - And clamour moisten'd. Then away she started - To deal with grief alone. - Kent. It is the stars, - The stars above us, govern our conditions; - Else one self mate and mate could not beget - Such different issues. You spoke not with her since? - Gent. No. - Kent. Was this before the King return'd? - Gent. No, since. - Kent. Well, sir, the poor distressed Lear's i' th' town; - Who sometime, in his better tune, remembers - What we are come about, and by no means - Will yield to see his daughter. - Gent. Why, good sir? - Kent. A sovereign shame so elbows him; his own unkindness, - That stripp'd her from his benediction, turn'd her - To foreign casualties, gave her dear rights - To his dog-hearted daughters- these things sting - His mind so venomously that burning shame - Detains him from Cordelia. - Gent. Alack, poor gentleman! - Kent. Of Albany's and Cornwall's powers you heard not? - Gent. 'Tis so; they are afoot. - Kent. Well, sir, I'll bring you to our master Lear - And leave you to attend him. Some dear cause - Will in concealment wrap me up awhile. - When I am known aright, you shall not grieve - Lending me this acquaintance. I pray you go - Along with me. Exeunt. - - - - -Scene IV. -The French camp. - -Enter, with Drum and Colours, Cordelia, Doctor, and Soldiers. - - Cor. Alack, 'tis he! Why, he was met even now - As mad as the vex'd sea, singing aloud, - Crown'd with rank fumiter and furrow weeds, - With hardocks, hemlock, nettles, cuckoo flow'rs, - Darnel, and all the idle weeds that grow - In our sustaining corn. A century send forth. - Search every acre in the high-grown field - And bring him to our eye. [Exit an Officer.] What can man's - wisdom - In the restoring his bereaved sense? - He that helps him take all my outward worth. - Doct. There is means, madam. - Our foster nurse of nature is repose, - The which he lacks. That to provoke in him - Are many simples operative, whose power - Will close the eye of anguish. - Cor. All blest secrets, - All you unpublish'd virtues of the earth, - Spring with my tears! be aidant and remediate - In the good man's distress! Seek, seek for him! - Lest his ungovern'd rage dissolve the life - That wants the means to lead it. - - Enter Messenger. - - Mess. News, madam. - The British pow'rs are marching hitherward. - Cor. 'Tis known before. Our preparation stands - In expectation of them. O dear father, - It is thy business that I go about. - Therefore great France - My mourning and important tears hath pitied. - No blown ambition doth our arms incite, - But love, dear love, and our ag'd father's right. - Soon may I hear and see him! - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene V. -Gloucester's Castle. - -Enter Regan and [Oswald the] Steward. - - Reg. But are my brother's pow'rs set forth? - Osw. Ay, madam. - Reg. Himself in person there? - Osw. Madam, with much ado. - Your sister is the better soldier. - Reg. Lord Edmund spake not with your lord at home? - Osw. No, madam. - Reg. What might import my sister's letter to him? - Osw. I know not, lady. - Reg. Faith, he is posted hence on serious matter. - It was great ignorance, Gloucester's eyes being out, - To let him live. Where he arrives he moves - All hearts against us. Edmund, I think, is gone, - In pity of his misery, to dispatch - His nighted life; moreover, to descry - The strength o' th' enemy. - Osw. I must needs after him, madam, with my letter. - Reg. Our troops set forth to-morrow. Stay with us. - The ways are dangerous. - Osw. I may not, madam. - My lady charg'd my duty in this business. - Reg. Why should she write to Edmund? Might not you - Transport her purposes by word? Belike, - Something- I know not what- I'll love thee much- - Let me unseal the letter. - Osw. Madam, I had rather- - Reg. I know your lady does not love her husband; - I am sure of that; and at her late being here - She gave strange eliads and most speaking looks - To noble Edmund. I know you are of her bosom. - Osw. I, madam? - Reg. I speak in understanding. Y'are! I know't. - Therefore I do advise you take this note. - My lord is dead; Edmund and I have talk'd, - And more convenient is he for my hand - Than for your lady's. You may gather more. - If you do find him, pray you give him this; - And when your mistress hears thus much from you, - I pray desire her call her wisdom to her. - So farewell. - If you do chance to hear of that blind traitor, - Preferment falls on him that cuts him off. - Osw. Would I could meet him, madam! I should show - What party I do follow. - Reg. Fare thee well. Exeunt. - - - - -Scene VI. -The country near Dover. - -Enter Gloucester, and Edgar [like a Peasant]. - - Glou. When shall I come to th' top of that same hill? - Edg. You do climb up it now. Look how we labour. - Glou. Methinks the ground is even. - Edg. Horrible steep. - Hark, do you hear the sea? - Glou. No, truly. - Edg. Why, then, your other senses grow imperfect - By your eyes' anguish. - Glou. So may it be indeed. - Methinks thy voice is alter'd, and thou speak'st - In better phrase and matter than thou didst. - Edg. Y'are much deceiv'd. In nothing am I chang'd - But in my garments. - Glou. Methinks y'are better spoken. - Edg. Come on, sir; here's the place. Stand still. How fearful - And dizzy 'tis to cast one's eyes so low! - The crows and choughs that wing the midway air - Show scarce so gross as beetles. Halfway down - Hangs one that gathers sampire- dreadful trade! - Methinks he seems no bigger than his head. - The fishermen that walk upon the beach - Appear like mice; and yond tall anchoring bark, - Diminish'd to her cock; her cock, a buoy - Almost too small for sight. The murmuring surge - That on th' unnumb'red idle pebble chafes - Cannot be heard so high. I'll look no more, - Lest my brain turn, and the deficient sight - Topple down headlong. - Glou. Set me where you stand. - Edg. Give me your hand. You are now within a foot - Of th' extreme verge. For all beneath the moon - Would I not leap upright. - Glou. Let go my hand. - Here, friend, is another purse; in it a jewel - Well worth a poor man's taking. Fairies and gods - Prosper it with thee! Go thou further off; - Bid me farewell, and let me hear thee going. - Edg. Now fare ye well, good sir. - Glou. With all my heart. - Edg. [aside]. Why I do trifle thus with his despair - Is done to cure it. - Glou. O you mighty gods! He kneels. - This world I do renounce, and, in your sights, - Shake patiently my great affliction off. - If I could bear it longer and not fall - To quarrel with your great opposeless wills, - My snuff and loathed part of nature should - Burn itself out. If Edgar live, O, bless him! - Now, fellow, fare thee well. - He falls [forward and swoons]. - Edg. Gone, sir, farewell.- - And yet I know not how conceit may rob - The treasury of life when life itself - Yields to the theft. Had he been where he thought, - By this had thought been past.- Alive or dead? - Ho you, sir! friend! Hear you, sir? Speak!- - Thus might he pass indeed. Yet he revives. - What are you, sir? - Glou. Away, and let me die. - Edg. Hadst thou been aught but gossamer, feathers, air, - So many fadom down precipitating, - Thou'dst shiver'd like an egg; but thou dost breathe; - Hast heavy substance; bleed'st not; speak'st; art sound. - Ten masts at each make not the altitude - Which thou hast perpendicularly fell. - Thy life is a miracle. Speak yet again. - Glou. But have I fall'n, or no? - Edg. From the dread summit of this chalky bourn. - Look up a-height. The shrill-gorg'd lark so far - Cannot be seen or heard. Do but look up. - Glou. Alack, I have no eyes! - Is wretchedness depriv'd that benefit - To end itself by death? 'Twas yet some comfort - When misery could beguile the tyrant's rage - And frustrate his proud will. - Edg. Give me your arm. - Up- so. How is't? Feel you your legs? You stand. - Glou. Too well, too well. - Edg. This is above all strangeness. - Upon the crown o' th' cliff what thing was that - Which parted from you? - Glou. A poor unfortunate beggar. - Edg. As I stood here below, methought his eyes - Were two full moons; he had a thousand noses, - Horns whelk'd and wav'd like the enridged sea. - It was some fiend. Therefore, thou happy father, - Think that the clearest gods, who make them honours - Of men's impossibility, have preserv'd thee. - Glou. I do remember now. Henceforth I'll bear - Affliction till it do cry out itself - 'Enough, enough,' and die. That thing you speak of, - I took it for a man. Often 'twould say - 'The fiend, the fiend'- he led me to that place. - Edg. Bear free and patient thoughts. - - Enter Lear, mad, [fantastically dressed with weeds]. - - But who comes here? - The safer sense will ne'er accommodate - His master thus. - Lear. No, they cannot touch me for coming; - I am the King himself. - Edg. O thou side-piercing sight! - Lear. Nature 's above art in that respect. There's your press - money. That fellow handles his bow like a crow-keeper. Draw me - a clothier's yard. Look, look, a mouse! Peace, peace; this piece - of toasted cheese will do't. There's my gauntlet; I'll prove it - on a giant. Bring up the brown bills. O, well flown, bird! i' - th' clout, i' th' clout! Hewgh! Give the word. - Edg. Sweet marjoram. - Lear. Pass. - Glou. I know that voice. - Lear. Ha! Goneril with a white beard? They flatter'd me like a dog, - and told me I had white hairs in my beard ere the black ones - were there. To say 'ay' and 'no' to everything I said! 'Ay' and - 'no' too was no good divinity. When the rain came to wet me - once, and the wind to make me chatter; when the thunder would - not peace at my bidding; there I found 'em, there I smelt 'em - out. Go to, they are not men o' their words! They told me I was - everything. 'Tis a lie- I am not ague-proof. - Glou. The trick of that voice I do well remember. - Is't not the King? - Lear. Ay, every inch a king! - When I do stare, see how the subject quakes. - I pardon that man's life. What was thy cause? - Adultery? - Thou shalt not die. Die for adultery? No. - The wren goes to't, and the small gilded fly - Does lecher in my sight. - Let copulation thrive; for Gloucester's bastard son - Was kinder to his father than my daughters - Got 'tween the lawful sheets. - To't, luxury, pell-mell! for I lack soldiers. - Behold yond simp'ring dame, - Whose face between her forks presageth snow, - That minces virtue, and does shake the head - To hear of pleasure's name. - The fitchew nor the soiled horse goes to't - With a more riotous appetite. - Down from the waist they are Centaurs, - Though women all above. - But to the girdle do the gods inherit, - Beneath is all the fiend's. - There's hell, there's darkness, there's the sulphurous pit; - burning, scalding, stench, consumption. Fie, fie, fie! pah, pah! - Give me an ounce of civet, good apothecary, to sweeten my - imagination. There's money for thee. - Glou. O, let me kiss that hand! - Lear. Let me wipe it first; it smells of mortality. - Glou. O ruin'd piece of nature! This great world - Shall so wear out to naught. Dost thou know me? - Lear. I remember thine eyes well enough. Dost thou squiny at me? - No, do thy worst, blind Cupid! I'll not love. Read thou this - challenge; mark but the penning of it. - Glou. Were all the letters suns, I could not see one. - Edg. [aside] I would not take this from report. It is, - And my heart breaks at it. - Lear. Read. - Glou. What, with the case of eyes? - Lear. O, ho, are you there with me? No eyes in your head, nor no - money in your purse? Your eyes are in a heavy case, your purse - in a light. Yet you see how this world goes. - Glou. I see it feelingly. - Lear. What, art mad? A man may see how the world goes with no eyes. - Look with thine ears. See how yond justice rails upon yond - simple thief. Hark in thine ear. Change places and, handy-dandy, - which is the justice, which is the thief? Thou hast seen a - farmer's dog bark at a beggar? - Glou. Ay, sir. - Lear. And the creature run from the cur? There thou mightst behold - the great image of authority: a dog's obeyed in office. - Thou rascal beadle, hold thy bloody hand! - Why dost thou lash that whore? Strip thine own back. - Thou hotly lusts to use her in that kind - For which thou whip'st her. The usurer hangs the cozener. - Through tatter'd clothes small vices do appear; - Robes and furr'd gowns hide all. Plate sin with gold, - And the strong lance of justice hurtless breaks; - Arm it in rags, a pygmy's straw does pierce it. - None does offend, none- I say none! I'll able 'em. - Take that of me, my friend, who have the power - To seal th' accuser's lips. Get thee glass eyes - And, like a scurvy politician, seem - To see the things thou dost not. Now, now, now, now! - Pull off my boots. Harder, harder! So. - Edg. O, matter and impertinency mix'd! - Reason, in madness! - Lear. If thou wilt weep my fortunes, take my eyes. - I know thee well enough; thy name is Gloucester. - Thou must be patient. We came crying hither; - Thou know'st, the first time that we smell the air - We wawl and cry. I will preach to thee. Mark. - Glou. Alack, alack the day! - Lear. When we are born, we cry that we are come - To this great stage of fools. This' a good block. - It were a delicate stratagem to shoe - A troop of horse with felt. I'll put't in proof, - And when I have stol'n upon these sons-in-law, - Then kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill! - - Enter a Gentleman [with Attendants]. - - Gent. O, here he is! Lay hand upon him.- Sir, - Your most dear daughter- - Lear. No rescue? What, a prisoner? I am even - The natural fool of fortune. Use me well; - You shall have ransom. Let me have a surgeon; - I am cut to th' brains. - Gent. You shall have anything. - Lear. No seconds? All myself? - Why, this would make a man a man of salt, - To use his eyes for garden waterpots, - Ay, and laying autumn's dust. - Gent. Good sir- - Lear. I will die bravely, like a smug bridegroom. What! - I will be jovial. Come, come, I am a king; - My masters, know you that? - Gent. You are a royal one, and we obey you. - Lear. Then there's life in't. Nay, an you get it, you shall get it - by running. Sa, sa, sa, sa! - Exit running. [Attendants follow.] - Gent. A sight most pitiful in the meanest wretch, - Past speaking of in a king! Thou hast one daughter - Who redeems nature from the general curse - Which twain have brought her to. - Edg. Hail, gentle sir. - Gent. Sir, speed you. What's your will? - Edg. Do you hear aught, sir, of a battle toward? - Gent. Most sure and vulgar. Every one hears that - Which can distinguish sound. - Edg. But, by your favour, - How near's the other army? - Gent. Near and on speedy foot. The main descry - Stands on the hourly thought. - Edg. I thank you sir. That's all. - Gent. Though that the Queen on special cause is here, - Her army is mov'd on. - Edg. I thank you, sir - Exit [Gentleman]. - Glou. You ever-gentle gods, take my breath from me; - Let not my worser spirit tempt me again - To die before you please! - Edg. Well pray you, father. - Glou. Now, good sir, what are you? - Edg. A most poor man, made tame to fortune's blows, - Who, by the art of known and feeling sorrows, - Am pregnant to good pity. Give me your hand; - I'll lead you to some biding. - Glou. Hearty thanks. - The bounty and the benison of heaven - To boot, and boot! - - Enter [Oswald the] Steward. - - Osw. A proclaim'd prize! Most happy! - That eyeless head of thine was first fram'd flesh - To raise my fortunes. Thou old unhappy traitor, - Briefly thyself remember. The sword is out - That must destroy thee. - Glou. Now let thy friendly hand - Put strength enough to't. - [Edgar interposes.] - Osw. Wherefore, bold peasant, - Dar'st thou support a publish'd traitor? Hence! - Lest that th' infection of his fortune take - Like hold on thee. Let go his arm. - Edg. Chill not let go, zir, without vurther 'cagion. - Osw. Let go, slave, or thou diest! - Edg. Good gentleman, go your gait, and let poor voke pass. An chud - ha' bin zwagger'd out of my life, 'twould not ha' bin zo long as - 'tis by a vortnight. Nay, come not near th' old man. Keep out, - che vore ye, or Ise try whether your costard or my ballow be the - harder. Chill be plain with you. - Osw. Out, dunghill! - They fight. - Edg. Chill pick your teeth, zir. Come! No matter vor your foins. - [Oswald falls.] - Osw. Slave, thou hast slain me. Villain, take my purse. - If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body, - And give the letters which thou find'st about me - To Edmund Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out - Upon the British party. O, untimely death! Death! - He dies. - Edg. I know thee well. A serviceable villain, - As duteous to the vices of thy mistress - As badness would desire. - Glou. What, is he dead? - Edg. Sit you down, father; rest you. - Let's see his pockets; these letters that he speaks of - May be my friends. He's dead. I am only sorry - He had no other deathsman. Let us see. - Leave, gentle wax; and, manners, blame us not. - To know our enemies' minds, we'ld rip their hearts; - Their papers, is more lawful. Reads the letter. - - 'Let our reciprocal vows be rememb'red. You have many - opportunities to cut him off. If your will want not, time and - place will be fruitfully offer'd. There is nothing done, if he - return the conqueror. Then am I the prisoner, and his bed my - jail; from the loathed warmth whereof deliver me, and supply the - place for your labour. - 'Your (wife, so I would say) affectionate servant, - 'Goneril.' - - O indistinguish'd space of woman's will! - A plot upon her virtuous husband's life, - And the exchange my brother! Here in the sands - Thee I'll rake up, the post unsanctified - Of murtherous lechers; and in the mature time - With this ungracious paper strike the sight - Of the death-practis'd Duke, For him 'tis well - That of thy death and business I can tell. - Glou. The King is mad. How stiff is my vile sense, - That I stand up, and have ingenious feeling - Of my huge sorrows! Better I were distract. - So should my thoughts be sever'd from my griefs, - And woes by wrong imaginations lose - The knowledge of themselves. - A drum afar off. - Edg. Give me your hand. - Far off methinks I hear the beaten drum. - Come, father, I'll bestow you with a friend. Exeunt. - - - - -Scene VII. -A tent in the French camp. - -Enter Cordelia, Kent, Doctor, and Gentleman. - - Cor. O thou good Kent, how shall I live and work - To match thy goodness? My life will be too short - And every measure fail me. - Kent. To be acknowledg'd, madam, is o'erpaid. - All my reports go with the modest truth; - Nor more nor clipp'd, but so. - Cor. Be better suited. - These weeds are memories of those worser hours. - I prithee put them off. - Kent. Pardon, dear madam. - Yet to be known shortens my made intent. - My boon I make it that you know me not - Till time and I think meet. - Cor. Then be't so, my good lord. [To the Doctor] How, does the King? - Doct. Madam, sleeps still. - Cor. O you kind gods, - Cure this great breach in his abused nature! - Th' untun'd and jarring senses, O, wind up - Of this child-changed father! - Doct. So please your Majesty - That we may wake the King? He hath slept long. - Cor. Be govern'd by your knowledge, and proceed - I' th' sway of your own will. Is he array'd? - - Enter Lear in a chair carried by Servants. - - Gent. Ay, madam. In the heaviness of sleep - We put fresh garments on him. - Doct. Be by, good madam, when we do awake him. - I doubt not of his temperance. - Cor. Very well. - Music. - Doct. Please you draw near. Louder the music there! - Cor. O my dear father, restoration hang - Thy medicine on my lips, and let this kiss - Repair those violent harms that my two sisters - Have in thy reverence made! - Kent. Kind and dear princess! - Cor. Had you not been their father, these white flakes - Had challeng'd pity of them. Was this a face - To be oppos'd against the warring winds? - To stand against the deep dread-bolted thunder? - In the most terrible and nimble stroke - Of quick cross lightning? to watch- poor perdu!- - With this thin helm? Mine enemy's dog, - Though he had bit me, should have stood that night - Against my fire; and wast thou fain, poor father, - To hovel thee with swine and rogues forlorn, - In short and musty straw? Alack, alack! - 'Tis wonder that thy life and wits at once - Had not concluded all.- He wakes. Speak to him. - Doct. Madam, do you; 'tis fittest. - Cor. How does my royal lord? How fares your Majesty? - Lear. You do me wrong to take me out o' th' grave. - Thou art a soul in bliss; but I am bound - Upon a wheel of fire, that mine own tears - Do scald like molten lead. - Cor. Sir, do you know me? - Lear. You are a spirit, I know. When did you die? - Cor. Still, still, far wide! - Doct. He's scarce awake. Let him alone awhile. - Lear. Where have I been? Where am I? Fair daylight, - I am mightily abus'd. I should e'en die with pity, - To see another thus. I know not what to say. - I will not swear these are my hands. Let's see. - I feel this pin prick. Would I were assur'd - Of my condition! - Cor. O, look upon me, sir, - And hold your hands in benediction o'er me. - No, sir, you must not kneel. - Lear. Pray, do not mock me. - I am a very foolish fond old man, - Fourscore and upward, not an hour more nor less; - And, to deal plainly, - I fear I am not in my perfect mind. - Methinks I should know you, and know this man; - Yet I am doubtful; for I am mainly ignorant - What place this is; and all the skill I have - Remembers not these garments; nor I know not - Where I did lodge last night. Do not laugh at me; - For (as I am a man) I think this lady - To be my child Cordelia. - Cor. And so I am! I am! - Lear. Be your tears wet? Yes, faith. I pray weep not. - If you have poison for me, I will drink it. - I know you do not love me; for your sisters - Have, as I do remember, done me wrong. - You have some cause, they have not. - Cor. No cause, no cause. - Lear. Am I in France? - Kent. In your own kingdom, sir. - Lear. Do not abuse me. - Doct. Be comforted, good madam. The great rage - You see is kill'd in him; and yet it is danger - To make him even o'er the time he has lost. - Desire him to go in. Trouble him no more - Till further settling. - Cor. Will't please your Highness walk? - Lear. You must bear with me. - Pray you now, forget and forgive. I am old and foolish. - Exeunt. Manent Kent and Gentleman. - Gent. Holds it true, sir, that the Duke of Cornwall was so slain? - Kent. Most certain, sir. - Gent. Who is conductor of his people? - Kent. As 'tis said, the bastard son of Gloucester. - Gent. They say Edgar, his banish'd son, is with the Earl of Kent - in Germany. - Kent. Report is changeable. 'Tis time to look about; the powers of - the kingdom approach apace. - Gent. The arbitrement is like to be bloody. - Fare you well, sir. [Exit.] - Kent. My point and period will be throughly wrought, - Or well or ill, as this day's battle's fought. Exit. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. Scene I. -The British camp near Dover. - -Enter, with Drum and Colours, Edmund, Regan, Gentleman, and Soldiers. - - Edm. Know of the Duke if his last purpose hold, - Or whether since he is advis'd by aught - To change the course. He's full of alteration - And self-reproving. Bring his constant pleasure. - [Exit an Officer.] - Reg. Our sister's man is certainly miscarried. - Edm. Tis to be doubted, madam. - Reg. Now, sweet lord, - You know the goodness I intend upon you. - Tell me- but truly- but then speak the truth- - Do you not love my sister? - Edm. In honour'd love. - Reg. But have you never found my brother's way - To the forfended place? - Edm. That thought abuses you. - Reg. I am doubtful that you have been conjunct - And bosom'd with her, as far as we call hers. - Edm. No, by mine honour, madam. - Reg. I never shall endure her. Dear my lord, - Be not familiar with her. - Edm. Fear me not. - She and the Duke her husband! - - Enter, with Drum and Colours, Albany, Goneril, Soldiers. - - Gon. [aside] I had rather lose the battle than that sister - Should loosen him and me. - Alb. Our very loving sister, well bemet. - Sir, this I hear: the King is come to his daughter, - With others whom the rigour of our state - Forc'd to cry out. Where I could not be honest, - I never yet was valiant. For this business, - It toucheth us as France invades our land, - Not bolds the King, with others whom, I fear, - Most just and heavy causes make oppose. - Edm. Sir, you speak nobly. - Reg. Why is this reason'd? - Gon. Combine together 'gainst the enemy; - For these domestic and particular broils - Are not the question here. - Alb. Let's then determine - With th' ancient of war on our proceeding. - Edm. I shall attend you presently at your tent. - Reg. Sister, you'll go with us? - Gon. No. - Reg. 'Tis most convenient. Pray you go with us. - Gon. [aside] O, ho, I know the riddle.- I will go. - - [As they are going out,] enter Edgar [disguised]. - - Edg. If e'er your Grace had speech with man so poor, - Hear me one word. - Alb. I'll overtake you.- Speak. - Exeunt [all but Albany and Edgar]. - Edg. Before you fight the battle, ope this letter. - If you have victory, let the trumpet sound - For him that brought it. Wretched though I seem, - I can produce a champion that will prove - What is avouched there. If you miscarry, - Your business of the world hath so an end, - And machination ceases. Fortune love you! - Alb. Stay till I have read the letter. - Edg. I was forbid it. - When time shall serve, let but the herald cry, - And I'll appear again. - Alb. Why, fare thee well. I will o'erlook thy paper. - Exit [Edgar]. - - Enter Edmund. - - Edm. The enemy 's in view; draw up your powers. - Here is the guess of their true strength and forces - By diligent discovery; but your haste - Is now urg'd on you. - Alb. We will greet the time. Exit. - Edm. To both these sisters have I sworn my love; - Each jealous of the other, as the stung - Are of the adder. Which of them shall I take? - Both? one? or neither? Neither can be enjoy'd, - If both remain alive. To take the widow - Exasperates, makes mad her sister Goneril; - And hardly shall I carry out my side, - Her husband being alive. Now then, we'll use - His countenance for the battle, which being done, - Let her who would be rid of him devise - His speedy taking off. As for the mercy - Which he intends to Lear and to Cordelia- - The battle done, and they within our power, - Shall never see his pardon; for my state - Stands on me to defend, not to debate. Exit. - - - - -Scene II. -A field between the two camps. - -Alarum within. Enter, with Drum and Colours, the Powers of France -over the stage, Cordelia with her Father in her hand, and exeunt. - -Enter Edgar and Gloucester. - - Edg. Here, father, take the shadow of this tree - For your good host. Pray that the right may thrive. - If ever I return to you again, - I'll bring you comfort. - Glou. Grace go with you, sir! - Exit [Edgar]. - - Alarum and retreat within. Enter Edgar, - - Edg. Away, old man! give me thy hand! away! - King Lear hath lost, he and his daughter ta'en. - Give me thy hand! come on! - Glou. No further, sir. A man may rot even here. - Edg. What, in ill thoughts again? Men must endure - Their going hence, even as their coming hither; - Ripeness is all. Come on. - Glou. And that's true too. Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -The British camp, near Dover. - -Enter, in conquest, with Drum and Colours, Edmund; Lear and Cordelia -as prisoners; Soldiers, Captain. - - Edm. Some officers take them away. Good guard - Until their greater pleasures first be known - That are to censure them. - Cor. We are not the first - Who with best meaning have incurr'd the worst. - For thee, oppressed king, am I cast down; - Myself could else outfrown false Fortune's frown. - Shall we not see these daughters and these sisters? - Lear. No, no, no, no! Come, let's away to prison. - We two alone will sing like birds i' th' cage. - When thou dost ask me blessing, I'll kneel down - And ask of thee forgiveness. So we'll live, - And pray, and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh - At gilded butterflies, and hear poor rogues - Talk of court news; and we'll talk with them too- - Who loses and who wins; who's in, who's out- - And take upon 's the mystery of things, - As if we were God's spies; and we'll wear out, - In a wall'd prison, packs and sects of great ones - That ebb and flow by th' moon. - Edm. Take them away. - Lear. Upon such sacrifices, my Cordelia, - The gods themselves throw incense. Have I caught thee? - He that parts us shall bring a brand from heaven - And fire us hence like foxes. Wipe thine eyes. - The goodyears shall devour 'em, flesh and fell, - Ere they shall make us weep! We'll see 'em starv'd first. - Come. Exeunt [Lear and Cordelia, guarded]. - Edm. Come hither, Captain; hark. - Take thou this note [gives a paper]. Go follow them to prison. - One step I have advanc'd thee. If thou dost - As this instructs thee, thou dost make thy way - To noble fortunes. Know thou this, that men - Are as the time is. To be tender-minded - Does not become a sword. Thy great employment - Will not bear question. Either say thou'lt do't, - Or thrive by other means. - Capt. I'll do't, my lord. - Edm. About it! and write happy when th' hast done. - Mark- I say, instantly; and carry it so - As I have set it down. - Capt. I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats; - If it be man's work, I'll do't. Exit. - - Flourish. Enter Albany, Goneril, Regan, Soldiers. - - Alb. Sir, you have show'd to-day your valiant strain, - And fortune led you well. You have the captives - Who were the opposites of this day's strife. - We do require them of you, so to use them - As we shall find their merits and our safety - May equally determine. - Edm. Sir, I thought it fit - To send the old and miserable King - To some retention and appointed guard; - Whose age has charms in it, whose title more, - To pluck the common bosom on his side - And turn our impress'd lances in our eyes - Which do command them. With him I sent the Queen, - My reason all the same; and they are ready - To-morrow, or at further space, t' appear - Where you shall hold your session. At this time - We sweat and bleed: the friend hath lost his friend; - And the best quarrels, in the heat, are curs'd - By those that feel their sharpness. - The question of Cordelia and her father - Requires a fitter place. - Alb. Sir, by your patience, - I hold you but a subject of this war, - Not as a brother. - Reg. That's as we list to grace him. - Methinks our pleasure might have been demanded - Ere you had spoke so far. He led our powers, - Bore the commission of my place and person, - The which immediacy may well stand up - And call itself your brother. - Gon. Not so hot! - In his own grace he doth exalt himself - More than in your addition. - Reg. In my rights - By me invested, he compeers the best. - Gon. That were the most if he should husband you. - Reg. Jesters do oft prove prophets. - Gon. Holla, holla! - That eye that told you so look'd but asquint. - Reg. Lady, I am not well; else I should answer - From a full-flowing stomach. General, - Take thou my soldiers, prisoners, patrimony; - Dispose of them, of me; the walls are thine. - Witness the world that I create thee here - My lord and master. - Gon. Mean you to enjoy him? - Alb. The let-alone lies not in your good will. - Edm. Nor in thine, lord. - Alb. Half-blooded fellow, yes. - Reg. [to Edmund] Let the drum strike, and prove my title thine. - Alb. Stay yet; hear reason. Edmund, I arrest thee - On capital treason; and, in thine attaint, - This gilded serpent [points to Goneril]. For your claim, fair - sister, - I bar it in the interest of my wife. - 'Tis she is subcontracted to this lord, - And I, her husband, contradict your banes. - If you will marry, make your loves to me; - My lady is bespoke. - Gon. An interlude! - Alb. Thou art arm'd, Gloucester. Let the trumpet sound. - If none appear to prove upon thy person - Thy heinous, manifest, and many treasons, - There is my pledge [throws down a glove]! I'll prove it on thy - heart, - Ere I taste bread, thou art in nothing less - Than I have here proclaim'd thee. - Reg. Sick, O, sick! - Gon. [aside] If not, I'll ne'er trust medicine. - Edm. There's my exchange [throws down a glove]. What in the world - he is - That names me traitor, villain-like he lies. - Call by thy trumpet. He that dares approach, - On him, on you, who not? I will maintain - My truth and honour firmly. - Alb. A herald, ho! - Edm. A herald, ho, a herald! - Alb. Trust to thy single virtue; for thy soldiers, - All levied in my name, have in my name - Took their discharge. - Reg. My sickness grows upon me. - Alb. She is not well. Convey her to my tent. - [Exit Regan, led.] - - Enter a Herald. - - Come hither, herald. Let the trumpet sound, - And read out this. - Capt. Sound, trumpet! A trumpet sounds. - - Her. (reads) 'If any man of quality or degree within the lists of - the army will maintain upon Edmund, supposed Earl of Gloucester, - that he is a manifold traitor, let him appear by the third sound - of the trumpet. He is bold in his defence.' - - Edm. Sound! First trumpet. - Her. Again! Second trumpet. - Her. Again! Third trumpet. - Trumpet answers within. - - Enter Edgar, armed, at the third sound, a Trumpet before him. - - Alb. Ask him his purposes, why he appears - Upon this call o' th' trumpet. - Her. What are you? - Your name, your quality? and why you answer - This present summons? - Edg. Know my name is lost; - By treason's tooth bare-gnawn and canker-bit. - Yet am I noble as the adversary - I come to cope. - Alb. Which is that adversary? - Edg. What's he that speaks for Edmund Earl of Gloucester? - Edm. Himself. What say'st thou to him? - Edg. Draw thy sword, - That, if my speech offend a noble heart, - Thy arm may do thee justice. Here is mine. - Behold, it is the privilege of mine honours, - My oath, and my profession. I protest- - Maugre thy strength, youth, place, and eminence, - Despite thy victor sword and fire-new fortune, - Thy valour and thy heart- thou art a traitor; - False to thy gods, thy brother, and thy father; - Conspirant 'gainst this high illustrious prince; - And from th' extremest upward of thy head - To the descent and dust beneath thy foot, - A most toad-spotted traitor. Say thou 'no,' - This sword, this arm, and my best spirits are bent - To prove upon thy heart, whereto I speak, - Thou liest. - Edm. In wisdom I should ask thy name; - But since thy outside looks so fair and warlike, - And that thy tongue some say of breeding breathes, - What safe and nicely I might well delay - By rule of knighthood, I disdain and spurn. - Back do I toss those treasons to thy head; - With the hell-hated lie o'erwhelm thy heart; - Which- for they yet glance by and scarcely bruise- - This sword of mine shall give them instant way - Where they shall rest for ever. Trumpets, speak! - Alarums. Fight. [Edmund falls.] - Alb. Save him, save him! - Gon. This is mere practice, Gloucester. - By th' law of arms thou wast not bound to answer - An unknown opposite. Thou art not vanquish'd, - But cozen'd and beguil'd. - Alb. Shut your mouth, dame, - Or with this paper shall I stop it. [Shows her her letter to - Edmund.]- [To Edmund]. Hold, sir. - [To Goneril] Thou worse than any name, read thine own evil. - No tearing, lady! I perceive you know it. - Gon. Say if I do- the laws are mine, not thine. - Who can arraign me for't? - Alb. Most monstrous! - Know'st thou this paper? - Gon. Ask me not what I know. Exit. - Alb. Go after her. She's desperate; govern her. - [Exit an Officer.] - Edm. What, you have charg'd me with, that have I done, - And more, much more. The time will bring it out. - 'Tis past, and so am I.- But what art thou - That hast this fortune on me? If thou'rt noble, - I do forgive thee. - Edg. Let's exchange charity. - I am no less in blood than thou art, Edmund; - If more, the more th' hast wrong'd me. - My name is Edgar and thy father's son. - The gods are just, and of our pleasant vices - Make instruments to scourge us. - The dark and vicious place where thee he got - Cost him his eyes. - Edm. Th' hast spoken right; 'tis true. - The wheel is come full circle; I am here. - Alb. Methought thy very gait did prophesy - A royal nobleness. I must embrace thee. - Let sorrow split my heart if ever I - Did hate thee, or thy father! - Edg. Worthy prince, I know't. - Alb. Where have you hid yourself? - How have you known the miseries of your father? - Edg. By nursing them, my lord. List a brief tale; - And when 'tis told, O that my heart would burst! - The bloody proclamation to escape - That follow'd me so near (O, our lives' sweetness! - That with the pain of death would hourly die - Rather than die at once!) taught me to shift - Into a madman's rags, t' assume a semblance - That very dogs disdain'd; and in this habit - Met I my father with his bleeding rings, - Their precious stones new lost; became his guide, - Led him, begg'd for him, sav'd him from despair; - Never (O fault!) reveal'd myself unto him - Until some half hour past, when I was arm'd, - Not sure, though hoping of this good success, - I ask'd his blessing, and from first to last - Told him my pilgrimage. But his flaw'd heart - (Alack, too weak the conflict to support!) - 'Twixt two extremes of passion, joy and grief, - Burst smilingly. - Edm. This speech of yours hath mov'd me, - And shall perchance do good; but speak you on; - You look as you had something more to say. - Alb. If there be more, more woful, hold it in; - For I am almost ready to dissolve, - Hearing of this. - Edg. This would have seem'd a period - To such as love not sorrow; but another, - To amplify too much, would make much more, - And top extremity. - Whilst I was big in clamour, came there a man, - Who, having seen me in my worst estate, - Shunn'd my abhorr'd society; but then, finding - Who 'twas that so endur'd, with his strong arms - He fastened on my neck, and bellowed out - As he'd burst heaven; threw him on my father; - Told the most piteous tale of Lear and him - That ever ear receiv'd; which in recounting - His grief grew puissant, and the strings of life - Began to crack. Twice then the trumpets sounded, - And there I left him tranc'd. - Alb. But who was this? - Edg. Kent, sir, the banish'd Kent; who in disguise - Followed his enemy king and did him service - Improper for a slave. - - Enter a Gentleman with a bloody knife. - - Gent. Help, help! O, help! - Edg. What kind of help? - Alb. Speak, man. - Edg. What means that bloody knife? - Gent. 'Tis hot, it smokes. - It came even from the heart of- O! she's dead! - Alb. Who dead? Speak, man. - Gent. Your lady, sir, your lady! and her sister - By her is poisoned; she hath confess'd it. - Edm. I was contracted to them both. All three - Now marry in an instant. - - Enter Kent. - - Edg. Here comes Kent. - Alb. Produce their bodies, be they alive or dead. - [Exit Gentleman.] - This judgement of the heavens, that makes us tremble - Touches us not with pity. O, is this he? - The time will not allow the compliment - That very manners urges. - Kent. I am come - To bid my king and master aye good night. - Is he not here? - Alb. Great thing of us forgot! - Speak, Edmund, where's the King? and where's Cordelia? - The bodies of Goneril and Regan are brought in. - Seest thou this object, Kent? - Kent. Alack, why thus? - Edm. Yet Edmund was belov'd. - The one the other poisoned for my sake, - And after slew herself. - Alb. Even so. Cover their faces. - Edm. I pant for life. Some good I mean to do, - Despite of mine own nature. Quickly send - (Be brief in't) to the castle; for my writ - Is on the life of Lear and on Cordelia. - Nay, send in time. - Alb. Run, run, O, run! - Edg. To who, my lord? Who has the office? Send - Thy token of reprieve. - Edm. Well thought on. Take my sword; - Give it the Captain. - Alb. Haste thee for thy life. [Exit Edgar.] - Edm. He hath commission from thy wife and me - To hang Cordelia in the prison and - To lay the blame upon her own despair - That she fordid herself. - Alb. The gods defend her! Bear him hence awhile. - [Edmund is borne off.] - - Enter Lear, with Cordelia [dead] in his arms, [Edgar, Captain, - and others following]. - - Lear. Howl, howl, howl, howl! O, you are men of stone. - Had I your tongues and eyes, I'ld use them so - That heaven's vault should crack. She's gone for ever! - I know when one is dead, and when one lives. - She's dead as earth. Lend me a looking glass. - If that her breath will mist or stain the stone, - Why, then she lives. - Kent. Is this the promis'd end? - Edg. Or image of that horror? - Alb. Fall and cease! - Lear. This feather stirs; she lives! If it be so, - It is a chance which does redeem all sorrows - That ever I have felt. - Kent. O my good master! - Lear. Prithee away! - Edg. 'Tis noble Kent, your friend. - Lear. A plague upon you, murderers, traitors all! - I might have sav'd her; now she's gone for ever! - Cordelia, Cordelia! stay a little. Ha! - What is't thou say'st, Her voice was ever soft, - Gentle, and low- an excellent thing in woman. - I kill'd the slave that was a-hanging thee. - Capt. 'Tis true, my lords, he did. - Lear. Did I not, fellow? - I have seen the day, with my good biting falchion - I would have made them skip. I am old now, - And these same crosses spoil me. Who are you? - Mine eyes are not o' th' best. I'll tell you straight. - Kent. If fortune brag of two she lov'd and hated, - One of them we behold. - Lear. This' a dull sight. Are you not Kent? - Kent. The same- - Your servant Kent. Where is your servant Caius? - Lear. He's a good fellow, I can tell you that. - He'll strike, and quickly too. He's dead and rotten. - Kent. No, my good lord; I am the very man- - Lear. I'll see that straight. - Kent. That from your first of difference and decay - Have followed your sad steps. - Lear. You're welcome hither. - Kent. Nor no man else! All's cheerless, dark, and deadly. - Your eldest daughters have fordone themselves, - And desperately are dead. - Lear. Ay, so I think. - Alb. He knows not what he says; and vain is it - That we present us to him. - Edg. Very bootless. - - Enter a Captain. - - Capt. Edmund is dead, my lord. - Alb. That's but a trifle here. - You lords and noble friends, know our intent. - What comfort to this great decay may come - Shall be applied. For us, we will resign, - During the life of this old Majesty, - To him our absolute power; [to Edgar and Kent] you to your - rights; - With boot, and Such addition as your honours - Have more than merited.- All friends shall taste - The wages of their virtue, and all foes - The cup of their deservings.- O, see, see! - Lear. And my poor fool is hang'd! No, no, no life! - Why should a dog, a horse, a rat, have life, - And thou no breath at all? Thou'lt come no more, - Never, never, never, never, never! - Pray you undo this button. Thank you, sir. - Do you see this? Look on her! look! her lips! - Look there, look there! He dies. - Edg. He faints! My lord, my lord! - Kent. Break, heart; I prithee break! - Edg. Look up, my lord. - Kent. Vex not his ghost. O, let him pass! He hates him - That would upon the rack of this tough world - Stretch him out longer. - Edg. He is gone indeed. - Kent. The wonder is, he hath endur'd so long. - He but usurp'd his life. - Alb. Bear them from hence. Our present business - Is general woe. [To Kent and Edgar] Friends of my soul, you - twain - Rule in this realm, and the gor'd state sustain. - Kent. I have a journey, sir, shortly to go. - My master calls me; I must not say no. - Alb. The weight of this sad time we must obey, - Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say. - The oldest have borne most; we that are young - Shall never see so much, nor live so long. - Exeunt with a dead march. - - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - - -1595 - -LOVE'S LABOUR'S LOST - -by William Shakespeare - - - -Dramatis Personae. - - FERDINAND, King of Navarre - BEROWNE, lord attending on the King - LONGAVILLE, " " " " " - DUMAIN, " " " " " - BOYET, lord attending on the Princess of France - MARCADE, " " " " " " " - DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO, fantastical Spaniard - SIR NATHANIEL, a curate - HOLOFERNES, a schoolmaster - DULL, a constable - COSTARD, a clown - MOTH, page to Armado - A FORESTER - - THE PRINCESS OF FRANCE - ROSALINE, lady attending on the Princess - MARIA, " " " " " - KATHARINE, lady attending on the Princess - JAQUENETTA, a country wench - - Lords, Attendants, etc. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -Navarre - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -Navarre. The King's park - -Enter the King, BEROWNE, LONGAVILLE, and DUMAIN - - KING. Let fame, that all hunt after in their lives, - Live regist'red upon our brazen tombs, - And then grace us in the disgrace of death; - When, spite of cormorant devouring Time, - Th' endeavour of this present breath may buy - That honour which shall bate his scythe's keen edge, - And make us heirs of all eternity. - Therefore, brave conquerors- for so you are - That war against your own affections - And the huge army of the world's desires- - Our late edict shall strongly stand in force: - Navarre shall be the wonder of the world; - Our court shall be a little Academe, - Still and contemplative in living art. - You three, Berowne, Dumain, and Longaville, - Have sworn for three years' term to live with me - My fellow-scholars, and to keep those statutes - That are recorded in this schedule here. - Your oaths are pass'd; and now subscribe your names, - That his own hand may strike his honour down - That violates the smallest branch herein. - If you are arm'd to do as sworn to do, - Subscribe to your deep oaths, and keep it too. - LONGAVILLE. I am resolv'd; 'tis but a three years' fast. - The mind shall banquet, though the body pine. - Fat paunches have lean pates; and dainty bits - Make rich the ribs, but bankrupt quite the wits. - DUMAIN. My loving lord, Dumain is mortified. - The grosser manner of these world's delights - He throws upon the gross world's baser slaves; - To love, to wealth, to pomp, I pine and die, - With all these living in philosophy. - BEROWNE. I can but say their protestation over; - So much, dear liege, I have already sworn, - That is, to live and study here three years. - But there are other strict observances, - As: not to see a woman in that term, - Which I hope well is not enrolled there; - And one day in a week to touch no food, - And but one meal on every day beside, - The which I hope is not enrolled there; - And then to sleep but three hours in the night - And not be seen to wink of all the day- - When I was wont to think no harm all night, - And make a dark night too of half the day- - Which I hope well is not enrolled there. - O, these are barren tasks, too hard to keep, - Not to see ladies, study, fast, not sleep! - KING. Your oath is pass'd to pass away from these. - BEROWNE. Let me say no, my liege, an if you please: - I only swore to study with your Grace, - And stay here in your court for three years' space. - LONGAVILLE. You swore to that, Berowne, and to the rest. - BEROWNE. By yea and nay, sir, then I swore in jest. - What is the end of study, let me know. - KING. Why, that to know which else we should not know. - BEROWNE. Things hid and barr'd, you mean, from common sense? - KING. Ay, that is study's god-like recompense. - BEROWNE. Come on, then; I will swear to study so, - To know the thing I am forbid to know, - As thus: to study where I well may dine, - When I to feast expressly am forbid; - Or study where to meet some mistress fine, - When mistresses from common sense are hid; - Or, having sworn too hard-a-keeping oath, - Study to break it, and not break my troth. - If study's gain be thus, and this be so, - Study knows that which yet it doth not know. - Swear me to this, and I will ne'er say no. - KING. These be the stops that hinder study quite, - And train our intellects to vain delight. - BEROWNE. Why, all delights are vain; but that most vain - Which, with pain purchas'd, doth inherit pain, - As painfully to pore upon a book - To seek the light of truth; while truth the while - Doth falsely blind the eyesight of his look. - Light, seeking light, doth light of light beguile; - So, ere you find where light in darkness lies, - Your light grows dark by losing of your eyes. - Study me how to please the eye indeed, - By fixing it upon a fairer eye; - Who dazzling so, that eye shall be his heed, - And give him light that it was blinded by. - Study is like the heaven's glorious sun, - That will not be deep-search'd with saucy looks; - Small have continual plodders ever won, - Save base authority from others' books. - These earthly godfathers of heaven's lights - That give a name to every fixed star - Have no more profit of their shining nights - Than those that walk and wot not what they are. - Too much to know is to know nought but fame; - And every godfather can give a name. - KING. How well he's read, to reason against reading! - DUMAIN. Proceeded well, to stop all good proceeding! - LONGAVILLE. He weeds the corn, and still lets grow the weeding. - BEROWNE. The spring is near, when green geese are a-breeding. - DUMAIN. How follows that? - BEROWNE. Fit in his place and time. - DUMAIN. In reason nothing. - BEROWNE. Something then in rhyme. - LONGAVILLE. Berowne is like an envious sneaping frost - That bites the first-born infants of the spring. - BEROWNE. Well, say I am; why should proud summer boast - Before the birds have any cause to sing? - Why should I joy in any abortive birth? - At Christmas I no more desire a rose - Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled shows; - But like of each thing that in season grows; - So you, to study now it is too late, - Climb o'er the house to unlock the little gate. - KING. Well, sit out; go home, Berowne; adieu. - BEROWNE. No, my good lord; I have sworn to stay with you; - And though I have for barbarism spoke more - Than for that angel knowledge you can say, - Yet confident I'll keep what I have swore, - And bide the penance of each three years' day. - Give me the paper; let me read the same; - And to the strictest decrees I'll write my name. - KING. How well this yielding rescues thee from shame! - BEROWNE. [Reads] 'Item. That no woman shall come within a mile of - my court'- Hath this been proclaimed? - LONGAVILLE. Four days ago. - BEROWNE. Let's see the penalty. [Reads] '-on pain of losing her - tongue.' Who devis'd this penalty? - LONGAVILLE. Marry, that did I. - BEROWNE. Sweet lord, and why? - LONGAVILLE. To fright them hence with that dread penalty. - BEROWNE. A dangerous law against gentility. - [Reads] 'Item. If any man be seen to talk with a woman within - the term of three years, he shall endure such public shame as the - rest of the court can possibly devise.' - This article, my liege, yourself must break; - For well you know here comes in embassy - The French king's daughter, with yourself to speak- - A mild of grace and complete majesty- - About surrender up of Aquitaine - To her decrepit, sick, and bedrid father; - Therefore this article is made in vain, - Or vainly comes th' admired princess hither. - KING. What say you, lords? Why, this was quite forgot. - BEROWNE. So study evermore is over-shot. - While it doth study to have what it would, - It doth forget to do the thing it should; - And when it hath the thing it hunteth most, - 'Tis won as towns with fire- so won, so lost. - KING. We must of force dispense with this decree; - She must lie here on mere necessity. - BEROWNE. Necessity will make us all forsworn - Three thousand times within this three years' space; - For every man with his affects is born, - Not by might mast'red, but by special grace. - If I break faith, this word shall speak for me: - I am forsworn on mere necessity. - So to the laws at large I write my name; [Subscribes] - And he that breaks them in the least degree - Stands in attainder of eternal shame. - Suggestions are to other as to me; - But I believe, although I seem so loath, - I am the last that will last keep his oath. - But is there no quick recreation granted? - KING. Ay, that there is. Our court, you know, is haunted - With a refined traveller of Spain, - A man in all the world's new fashion planted, - That hath a mint of phrases in his brain; - One who the music of his own vain tongue - Doth ravish like enchanting harmony; - A man of complements, whom right and wrong - Have chose as umpire of their mutiny. - This child of fancy, that Armado hight, - For interim to our studies shall relate, - In high-born words, the worth of many a knight - From tawny Spain lost in the world's debate. - How you delight, my lords, I know not, I; - But I protest I love to hear him lie, - And I will use him for my minstrelsy. - BEROWNE. Armado is a most illustrious wight, - A man of fire-new words, fashion's own knight. - LONGAVILLE. Costard the swain and he shall be our sport; - And so to study three years is but short. - - Enter DULL, a constable, with a letter, and COSTARD - - DULL. Which is the Duke's own person? - BEROWNE. This, fellow. What wouldst? - DULL. I myself reprehend his own person, for I am his Grace's - farborough; but I would see his own person in flesh and blood. - BEROWNE. This is he. - DULL. Signior Arme- Arme- commends you. There's villainy abroad; - this letter will tell you more. - COSTARD. Sir, the contempts thereof are as touching me. - KING. A letter from the magnificent Armado. - BEROWNE. How low soever the matter, I hope in God for high words. - LONGAVILLE. A high hope for a low heaven. God grant us patience! - BEROWNE. To hear, or forbear hearing? - LONGAVILLE. To hear meekly, sir, and to laugh moderately; or, to - forbear both. - BEROWNE. Well, sir, be it as the style shall give us cause to climb - in the merriness. - COSTARD. The matter is to me, sir, as concerning Jaquenetta. - The manner of it is, I was taken with the manner. - BEROWNE. In what manner? - COSTARD. In manner and form following, sir; all those three: I was - seen with her in the manor-house, sitting with her upon the form, - and taken following her into the park; which, put together, is in - manner and form following. Now, sir, for the manner- it is the - manner of a man to speak to a woman. For the form- in some form. - BEROWNE. For the following, sir? - COSTARD. As it shall follow in my correction; and God defend the - right! - KING. Will you hear this letter with attention? - BEROWNE. As we would hear an oracle. - COSTARD. Such is the simplicity of man to hearken after the flesh. - KING. [Reads] 'Great deputy, the welkin's vicegerent and sole - dominator of Navarre, my soul's earth's god and body's fost'ring - patron'- - COSTARD. Not a word of Costard yet. - KING. [Reads] 'So it is'- - COSTARD. It may be so; but if he say it is so, he is, in telling - true, but so. - KING. Peace! - COSTARD. Be to me, and every man that dares not fight! - KING. No words! - COSTARD. Of other men's secrets, I beseech you. - KING. [Reads] 'So it is, besieged with sable-coloured melancholy, I - did commend the black oppressing humour to the most wholesome - physic of thy health-giving air; and, as I am a gentleman, betook - myself to walk. The time When? About the sixth hour; when beasts - most graze, birds best peck, and men sit down to that nourishment - which is called supper. So much for the time When. Now for the - ground Which? which, I mean, I upon; it is ycleped thy park. Then - for the place Where? where, I mean, I did encounter that obscene - and most prepost'rous event that draweth from my snow-white pen - the ebon-coloured ink which here thou viewest, beholdest, - surveyest, or seest. But to the place Where? It standeth - north-north-east and by east from the west corner of thy - curious-knotted garden. There did I see that low-spirited swain, - that base minnow of thy mirth,' - COSTARD. Me? - KING. 'that unlettered small-knowing soul,' - COSTARD. Me? - KING. 'that shallow vassal,' - COSTARD. Still me? - KING. 'which, as I remember, hight Costard,' - COSTARD. O, me! - KING. 'sorted and consorted, contrary to thy established proclaimed - edict and continent canon; which, with, O, with- but with this I - passion to say wherewith-' - COSTARD. With a wench. - King. 'with a child of our grandmother Eve, a female; or, for thy - more sweet understanding, a woman. Him I, as my ever-esteemed - duty pricks me on, have sent to thee, to receive the meed of - punishment, by thy sweet Grace's officer, Antony Dull, a man of - good repute, carriage, bearing, and estimation.' - DULL. Me, an't shall please you; I am Antony Dull. - KING. 'For Jaquenetta- so is the weaker vessel called, which I - apprehended with the aforesaid swain- I keep her as a vessel of - thy law's fury; and shall, at the least of thy sweet notice, - bring her to trial. Thine, in all compliments of devoted and - heart-burning heat of duty, - DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO.' - - BEROWNE. This is not so well as I look'd for, but the best that - ever I heard. - KING. Ay, the best for the worst. But, sirrah, what say you to - this? - COSTARD. Sir, I confess the wench. - KING. Did you hear the proclamation? - COSTARD. I do confess much of the hearing it, but little of the - marking of it. - KING. It was proclaimed a year's imprisonment to be taken with a - wench. - COSTARD. I was taken with none, sir; I was taken with a damsel. - KING. Well, it was proclaimed damsel. - COSTARD. This was no damsel neither, sir; she was a virgin. - KING. It is so varied too, for it was proclaimed virgin. - COSTARD. If it were, I deny her virginity; I was taken with a maid. - KING. This 'maid' not serve your turn, sir. - COSTARD. This maid will serve my turn, sir. - KING. Sir, I will pronounce your sentence: you shall fast a week - with bran and water. - COSTARD. I had rather pray a month with mutton and porridge. - KING. And Don Armado shall be your keeper. - My Lord Berowne, see him delivered o'er; - And go we, lords, to put in practice that - Which each to other hath so strongly sworn. - Exeunt KING, LONGAVILLE, and DUMAIN - BEROWNE. I'll lay my head to any good man's hat - These oaths and laws will prove an idle scorn. - Sirrah, come on. - COSTARD. I suffer for the truth, sir; for true it is I was taken - with Jaquenetta, and Jaquenetta is a true girl; and therefore - welcome the sour cup of prosperity! Affliction may one day smile - again; and till then, sit thee down, sorrow. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -The park - -Enter ARMADO and MOTH, his page - - ARMADO. Boy, what sign is it when a man of great spirit grows - melancholy? - MOTH. A great sign, sir, that he will look sad. - ARMADO. Why, sadness is one and the self-same thing, dear imp. - MOTH. No, no; O Lord, sir, no! - ARMADO. How canst thou part sadness and melancholy, my tender - juvenal? - MOTH. By a familiar demonstration of the working, my tough signior. - ARMADO. Why tough signior? Why tough signior? - MOTH. Why tender juvenal? Why tender juvenal? - ARMADO. I spoke it, tender juvenal, as a congruent epitheton - appertaining to thy young days, which we may nominate tender. - MOTH. And I, tough signior, as an appertinent title to your old - time, which we may name tough. - ARMADO. Pretty and apt. - MOTH. How mean you, sir? I pretty, and my saying apt? or I apt, and - my saying pretty? - ARMADO. Thou pretty, because little. - MOTH. Little pretty, because little. Wherefore apt? - ARMADO. And therefore apt, because quick. - MOTH. Speak you this in my praise, master? - ARMADO. In thy condign praise. - MOTH. I will praise an eel with the same praise. - ARMADO. that an eel is ingenious? - MOTH. That an eel is quick. - ARMADO. I do say thou art quick in answers; thou heat'st my blood. - MOTH. I am answer'd, sir. - ARMADO. I love not to be cross'd. - MOTH. [Aside] He speaks the mere contrary: crosses love not him. - ARMADO. I have promised to study three years with the Duke. - MOTH. You may do it in an hour, sir. - ARMADO. Impossible. - MOTH. How many is one thrice told? - ARMADO. I am ill at reck'ning; it fitteth the spirit of a tapster. - MOTH. You are a gentleman and a gamester, sir. - ARMADO. I confess both; they are both the varnish of a complete - man. - MOTH. Then I am sure you know how much the gross sum of deuce-ace - amounts to. - ARMADO. It doth amount to one more than two. - MOTH. Which the base vulgar do call three. - ARMADO. True. - MOTH. Why, sir, is this such a piece of study? Now here is three - studied ere ye'll thrice wink; and how easy it is to put 'years' - to the word 'three,' and study three years in two words, the - dancing horse will tell you. - ARMADO. A most fine figure! - MOTH. [Aside] To prove you a cipher. - ARMADO. I will hereupon confess I am in love. And as it is base for - a soldier to love, so am I in love with a base wench. If drawing - my sword against the humour of affection would deliver me from - the reprobate thought of it, I would take Desire prisoner, and - ransom him to any French courtier for a new-devis'd curtsy. I - think scorn to sigh; methinks I should out-swear Cupid. Comfort - me, boy; what great men have been in love? - MOTH. Hercules, master. - ARMADO. Most sweet Hercules! More authority, dear boy, name more; - and, sweet my child, let them be men of good repute and carriage. - MOTH. Samson, master; he was a man of good carriage, great - carriage, for he carried the town gates on his back like a - porter; and he was in love. - ARMADO. O well-knit Samson! strong-jointed Samson! I do excel thee - in my rapier as much as thou didst me in carrying gates. I am in - love too. Who was Samson's love, my dear Moth? - MOTH. A woman, master. - ARMADO. Of what complexion? - MOTH. Of all the four, or the three, or the two, or one of the - four. - ARMADO. Tell me precisely of what complexion. - MOTH. Of the sea-water green, sir. - ARMADO. Is that one of the four complexions? - MOTH. As I have read, sir; and the best of them too. - ARMADO. Green, indeed, is the colour of lovers; but to have a love - of that colour, methinks Samson had small reason for it. He - surely affected her for her wit. - MOTH. It was so, sir; for she had a green wit. - ARMADO. My love is most immaculate white and red. - MOTH. Most maculate thoughts, master, are mask'd under such - colours. - ARMADO. Define, define, well-educated infant. - MOTH. My father's wit my mother's tongue assist me! - ARMADO. Sweet invocation of a child; most pretty, and pathetical! - MOTH. If she be made of white and red, - Her faults will ne'er be known; - For blushing cheeks by faults are bred, - And fears by pale white shown. - Then if she fear, or be to blame, - By this you shall not know; - For still her cheeks possess the same - Which native she doth owe. - A dangerous rhyme, master, against the reason of white and red. - ARMADO. Is there not a ballad, boy, of the King and the Beggar? - MOTH. The world was very guilty of such a ballad some three ages - since; but I think now 'tis not to be found; or if it were, it - would neither serve for the writing nor the tune. - ARMADO. I will have that subject newly writ o'er, that I may - example my digression by some mighty precedent. Boy, I do love - that country girl that I took in the park with the rational hind - Costard; she deserves well. - MOTH. [Aside] To be whipt; and yet a better love than my master. - ARMADO. Sing, boy; my spirit grows heavy in love. - MOTH. And that's great marvel, loving a light wench. - ARMADO. I say, sing. - MOTH. Forbear till this company be past. - - Enter DULL, COSTARD, and JAQUENETTA - - DULL. Sir, the Duke's pleasure is that you keep Costard safe; and - you must suffer him to take no delight nor no penance; but 'a - must fast three days a week. For this damsel, I must keep her at - the park; she is allow'd for the day-woman. Fare you well. - ARMADO. I do betray myself with blushing. Maid! - JAQUENETTA. Man! - ARMADO. I will visit thee at the lodge. - JAQUENETTA. That's hereby. - ARMADO. I know where it is situate. - JAQUENETTA. Lord, how wise you are! - ARMADO. I will tell thee wonders. - JAQUENETTA. With that face? - ARMADO. I love thee. - JAQUENETTA. So I heard you say. - ARMADO. And so, farewell. - JAQUENETTA. Fair weather after you! - DULL. Come, Jaquenetta, away. Exit with JAQUENETTA - ARMADO. Villain, thou shalt fast for thy offences ere thou be - pardoned. - COSTARD. Well, sir, I hope when I do it I shall do it on a full - stomach. - ARMADO. Thou shalt be heavily punished. - COSTARD. I am more bound to you than your fellows, for they are but - lightly rewarded. - ARMADO. Take away this villain; shut him up. - MOTH. Come, you transgressing slave, away. - COSTARD. Let me not be pent up, sir; I will fast, being loose. - MOTH. No, sir; that were fast, and loose. Thou shalt to prison. - COSTARD. Well, if ever I do see the merry days of desolation that I - have seen, some shall see. - MOTH. What shall some see? - COSTARD. Nay, nothing, Master Moth, but what they look upon. It is - not for prisoners to be too silent in their words, and therefore - I will say nothing. I thank God I have as little patience as - another man, and therefore I can be quiet. - Exeunt MOTH and COSTARD - ARMADO. I do affect the very ground, which is base, where her shoe, - which is baser, guided by her foot, which is basest, doth tread. - I shall be forsworn- which is a great argument of falsehood- if I - love. And how can that be true love which is falsely attempted? - Love is a familiar; Love is a devil. There is no evil angel but - Love. Yet was Samson so tempted, and he had an excellent - strength; yet was Solomon so seduced, and he had a very good wit. - Cupid's butt-shaft is too hard for Hercules' club, and therefore - too much odds for a Spaniard's rapier. The first and second cause - will not serve my turn; the passado he respects not, the duello - he regards not; his disgrace is to be called boy, but his glory - is to subdue men. Adieu, valour; rust, rapier; be still, drum; - for your manager is in love; yea, he loveth. Assist me, some - extemporal god of rhyme, for I am sure I shall turn sonnet. - Devise, wit; write, pen; for I am for whole volumes in folio. - Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE II. -The park - -Enter the PRINCESS OF FRANCE, with three attending ladies, -ROSALINE, MARIA, KATHARINE, BOYET, and two other LORDS - - BOYET. Now, madam, summon up your dearest spirits. - Consider who the King your father sends, - To whom he sends, and what's his embassy: - Yourself, held precious in the world's esteem, - To parley with the sole inheritor - Of all perfections that a man may owe, - Matchless Navarre; the plea of no less weight - Than Aquitaine, a dowry for a queen. - Be now as prodigal of all dear grace - As Nature was in making graces dear, - When she did starve the general world beside - And prodigally gave them all to you. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Good Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean, - Needs not the painted flourish of your praise. - Beauty is bought by judgment of the eye, - Not utt'red by base sale of chapmen's tongues; - I am less proud to hear you tell my worth - Than you much willing to be counted wise - In spending your wit in the praise of mine. - But now to task the tasker: good Boyet, - You are not ignorant all-telling fame - Doth noise abroad Navarre hath made a vow, - Till painful study shall outwear three years, - No woman may approach his silent court. - Therefore to's seemeth it a needful course, - Before we enter his forbidden gates, - To know his pleasure; and in that behalf, - Bold of your worthiness, we single you - As our best-moving fair solicitor. - Tell him the daughter of the King of France, - On serious business, craving quick dispatch, - Importunes personal conference with his Grace. - Haste, signify so much; while we attend, - Like humble-visag'd suitors, his high will. - BOYET. Proud of employment, willingly I go. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. All pride is willing pride, and yours is so. - Exit BOYET - Who are the votaries, my loving lords, - That are vow-fellows with this virtuous duke? - FIRST LORD. Lord Longaville is one. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Know you the man? - MARIA. I know him, madam; at a marriage feast, - Between Lord Perigort and the beauteous heir - Of Jaques Falconbridge, solemnized - In Normandy, saw I this Longaville. - A man of sovereign parts, peerless esteem'd, - Well fitted in arts, glorious in arms; - Nothing becomes him ill that he would well. - The only soil of his fair virtue's gloss, - If virtue's gloss will stain with any soil, - Is a sharp wit match'd with too blunt a will, - Whose edge hath power to cut, whose will still wills - It should none spare that come within his power. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Some merry mocking lord, belike; is't so? - MARIA. They say so most that most his humours know. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Such short-liv'd wits do wither as they grow. - Who are the rest? - KATHARINE. The young Dumain, a well-accomplish'd youth, - Of all that virtue love for virtue loved; - Most power to do most harm, least knowing ill, - For he hath wit to make an ill shape good, - And shape to win grace though he had no wit. - I saw him at the Duke Alencon's once; - And much too little of that good I saw - Is my report to his great worthiness. - ROSALINE. Another of these students at that time - Was there with him, if I have heard a truth. - Berowne they call him; but a merrier man, - Within the limit of becoming mirth, - I never spent an hour's talk withal. - His eye begets occasion for his wit, - For every object that the one doth catch - The other turns to a mirth-moving jest, - Which his fair tongue, conceit's expositor, - Delivers in such apt and gracious words - That aged ears play truant at his tales, - And younger hearings are quite ravished; - So sweet and voluble is his discourse. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. God bless my ladies! Are they all in love, - That every one her own hath garnished - With such bedecking ornaments of praise? - FIRST LORD. Here comes Boyet. - - Re-enter BOYET - - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Now, what admittance, lord? - BOYET. Navarre had notice of your fair approach, - And he and his competitors in oath - Were all address'd to meet you, gentle lady, - Before I came. Marry, thus much I have learnt: - He rather means to lodge you in the field, - Like one that comes here to besiege his court, - Than seek a dispensation for his oath, - To let you enter his unpeopled house. - [The LADIES-IN-WAITING mask] - - Enter KING, LONGAVILLE, DUMAIN, BEROWNE, - and ATTENDANTS - - Here comes Navarre. - KING. Fair Princess, welcome to the court of Navarre. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. 'Fair' I give you back again; and 'welcome' I - have not yet. The roof of this court is too high to be yours, and - welcome to the wide fields too base to be mine. - KING. You shall be welcome, madam, to my court. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. I will be welcome then; conduct me thither. - KING. Hear me, dear lady: I have sworn an oath- - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Our Lady help my lord! He'll be forsworn. - KING. Not for the world, fair madam, by my will. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Why, will shall break it; will, and nothing - else. - KING. Your ladyship is ignorant what it is. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Were my lord so, his ignorance were wise, - Where now his knowledge must prove ignorance. - I hear your Grace hath sworn out house-keeping. - 'Tis deadly sin to keep that oath, my lord, - And sin to break it. - But pardon me, I am too sudden bold; - To teach a teacher ill beseemeth me. - Vouchsafe to read the purpose of my coming, - And suddenly resolve me in my suit. [Giving a paper] - KING. Madam, I will, if suddenly I may. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. YOU Will the sooner that I were away, - For you'll prove perjur'd if you make me stay. - BEROWNE. Did not I dance with you in Brabant once? - KATHARINE. Did not I dance with you in Brabant once? - BEROWNE. I know you did. - KATHARINE. How needless was it then to ask the question! - BEROWNE. You must not be so quick. - KATHARINE. 'Tis long of you, that spur me with such questions. - BEROWNE. Your wit 's too hot, it speeds too fast, 'twill tire. - KATHARINE. Not till it leave the rider in the mire. - BEROWNE. What time o' day? - KATHARINE. The hour that fools should ask. - BEROWNE. Now fair befall your mask! - KATHARINE. Fair fall the face it covers! - BEROWNE. And send you many lovers! - KATHARINE. Amen, so you be none. - BEROWNE. Nay, then will I be gone. - KING. Madam, your father here doth intimate - The payment of a hundred thousand crowns; - Being but the one half of an entire sum - Disbursed by my father in his wars. - But say that he or we, as neither have, - Receiv'd that sum, yet there remains unpaid - A hundred thousand more, in surety of the which, - One part of Aquitaine is bound to us, - Although not valued to the money's worth. - If then the King your father will restore - But that one half which is unsatisfied, - We will give up our right in Aquitaine, - And hold fair friendship with his Majesty. - But that, it seems, he little purposeth, - For here he doth demand to have repaid - A hundred thousand crowns; and not demands, - On payment of a hundred thousand crowns, - To have his title live in Aquitaine; - Which we much rather had depart withal, - And have the money by our father lent, - Than Aquitaine so gelded as it is. - Dear Princess, were not his requests so far - From reason's yielding, your fair self should make - A yielding 'gainst some reason in my breast, - And go well satisfied to France again. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. You do the King my father too much wrong, - And wrong the reputation of your name, - In so unseeming to confess receipt - Of that which hath so faithfully been paid. - KING. I do protest I never heard of it; - And, if you prove it, I'll repay it back - Or yield up Aquitaine. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. We arrest your word. - Boyet, you can produce acquittances - For such a sum from special officers - Of Charles his father. - KING. Satisfy me so. - BOYET. So please your Grace, the packet is not come, - Where that and other specialties are bound; - To-morrow you shall have a sight of them. - KING. It shall suffice me; at which interview - All liberal reason I will yield unto. - Meantime receive such welcome at my hand - As honour, without breach of honour, may - Make tender of to thy true worthiness. - You may not come, fair Princess, within my gates; - But here without you shall be so receiv'd - As you shall deem yourself lodg'd in my heart, - Though so denied fair harbour in my house. - Your own good thoughts excuse me, and farewell. - To-morrow shall we visit you again. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Sweet health and fair desires consort your - Grace! - KING. Thy own wish wish I thee in every place. - Exit with attendants - BEROWNE. Lady, I will commend you to mine own heart. - ROSALINE. Pray you, do my commendations; - I would be glad to see it. - BEROWNE. I would you heard it groan. - ROSALINE. Is the fool sick? - BEROWNE. Sick at the heart. - ROSALINE. Alack, let it blood. - BEROWNE. Would that do it good? - ROSALINE. My physic says 'ay.' - BEROWNE. Will YOU prick't with your eye? - ROSALINE. No point, with my knife. - BEROWNE. Now, God save thy life! - ROSALINE. And yours from long living! - BEROWNE. I cannot stay thanksgiving. [Retiring] - DUMAIN. Sir, I pray you, a word: what lady is that same? - BOYET. The heir of Alencon, Katharine her name. - DUMAIN. A gallant lady! Monsieur, fare you well. Exit - LONGAVILLE. I beseech you a word: what is she in the white? - BOYET. A woman sometimes, an you saw her in the light. - LONGAVILLE. Perchance light in the light. I desire her name. - BOYET. She hath but one for herself; to desire that were a shame. - LONGAVILLE. Pray you, sir, whose daughter? - BOYET. Her mother's, I have heard. - LONGAVILLE. God's blessing on your beard! - BOYET. Good sir, be not offended; - She is an heir of Falconbridge. - LONGAVILLE. Nay, my choler is ended. - She is a most sweet lady. - BOYET. Not unlike, sir; that may be. Exit LONGAVILLE - BEROWNE. What's her name in the cap? - BOYET. Rosaline, by good hap. - BEROWNE. Is she wedded or no? - BOYET. To her will, sir, or so. - BEROWNE. You are welcome, sir; adieu! - BOYET. Farewell to me, sir, and welcome to you. - Exit BEROWNE. LADIES Unmask - MARIA. That last is Berowne, the merry mad-cap lord; - Not a word with him but a jest. - BOYET. And every jest but a word. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. It was well done of you to take him at his - word. - BOYET. I was as willing to grapple as he was to board. - KATHARINE. Two hot sheeps, marry! - BOYET. And wherefore not ships? - No sheep, sweet lamb, unless we feed on your lips. - KATHARINE. You sheep and I pasture- shall that finish the jest? - BOYET. So you grant pasture for me. [Offering to kiss her] - KATHARINE. Not so, gentle beast; - My lips are no common, though several they be. - BOYET. Belonging to whom? - KATHARINE. To my fortunes and me. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Good wits will be jangling; but, gentles, - agree; - This civil war of wits were much better used - On Navarre and his book-men, for here 'tis abused. - BOYET. If my observation, which very seldom lies, - By the heart's still rhetoric disclosed with eyes, - Deceive me not now, Navarre is infected. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. With what? - BOYET. With that which we lovers entitle 'affected.' - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Your reason? - BOYET. Why, all his behaviours did make their retire - To the court of his eye, peeping thorough desire. - His heart, like an agate, with your print impressed, - Proud with his form, in his eye pride expressed; - His tongue, all impatient to speak and not see, - Did stumble with haste in his eyesight to be; - All senses to that sense did make their repair, - To feel only looking on fairest of fair. - Methought all his senses were lock'd in his eye, - As jewels in crystal for some prince to buy; - Who, tend'ring their own worth from where they were glass'd, - Did point you to buy them, along as you pass'd. - His face's own margent did quote such amazes - That all eyes saw his eyes enchanted with gazes. - I'll give you Aquitaine and all that is his, - An you give him for my sake but one loving kiss. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Come, to our pavilion. Boyet is dispos'd. - BOYET. But to speak that in words which his eye hath disclos'd; - I only have made a mouth of his eye, - By adding a tongue which I know will not lie. - MARIA. Thou art an old love-monger, and speakest skilfully. - KATHARINE. He is Cupid's grandfather, and learns news of him. - ROSALINE. Then was Venus like her mother; for her father is but - grim. - BOYET. Do you hear, my mad wenches? - MARIA. No. - BOYET. What, then; do you see? - MARIA. Ay, our way to be gone. - BOYET. You are too hard for me. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -The park - -Enter ARMADO and MOTH - - ARMADO. Warble, child; make passionate my sense of hearing. - [MOTH sings Concolinel] - ARMADO. Sweet air! Go, tenderness of years, take this key, give - enlargement to the swain, bring him festinately hither; I must - employ him in a letter to my love. - MOTH. Master, will you win your love with a French brawl? - ARMADO. How meanest thou? Brawling in French? - MOTH. No, my complete master; but to jig off a tune at the tongue's - end, canary to it with your feet, humour it with turning up your - eyelids, sigh a note and sing a note, sometime through the - throat, as if you swallowed love with singing love, sometime - through the nose, as if you snuff'd up love by smelling love, - with your hat penthouse-like o'er the shop of your eyes, with - your arms cross'd on your thin-belly doublet, like a rabbit on a - spit, or your hands in your pocket, like a man after the old - painting; and keep not too long in one tune, but a snip and away. - These are complements, these are humours; these betray nice - wenches, that would be betrayed without these; and make them men - of note- do you note me?- that most are affected to these. - ARMADO. How hast thou purchased this experience? - MOTH. By my penny of observation. - ARMADO. But O- but O- - MOTH. The hobby-horse is forgot. - ARMADO. Call'st thou my love 'hobby-horse'? - MOTH. No, master; the hobby-horse is but a colt, and your love - perhaps a hackney. But have you forgot your love? - ARMADO. Almost I had. - MOTH. Negligent student! learn her by heart. - ARMADO. By heart and in heart, boy. - MOTH. And out of heart, master; all those three I will prove. - ARMADO. What wilt thou prove? - MOTH. A man, if I live; and this, by, in, and without, upon the - instant. By heart you love her, because your heart cannot come by - her; in heart you love her, because your heart is in love with - her; and out of heart you love her, being out of heart that you - cannot enjoy her. - ARMADO. I am all these three. - MOTH. And three times as much more, and yet nothing at all. - ARMADO. Fetch hither the swain; he must carry me a letter. - MOTH. A message well sympathiz'd- a horse to be ambassador for an - ass. - ARMADO. Ha, ha, what sayest thou? - MOTH. Marry, sir, you must send the ass upon the horse, for he is - very slow-gaited. But I go. - ARMADO. The way is but short; away. - MOTH. As swift as lead, sir. - ARMADO. The meaning, pretty ingenious? - Is not lead a metal heavy, dull, and slow? - MOTH. Minime, honest master; or rather, master, no. - ARMADO. I say lead is slow. - MOTH. You are too swift, sir, to say so: - Is that lead slow which is fir'd from a gun? - ARMADO. Sweet smoke of rhetoric! - He reputes me a cannon; and the bullet, that's he; - I shoot thee at the swain. - MOTH. Thump, then, and I flee. Exit - ARMADO. A most acute juvenal; volable and free of grace! - By thy favour, sweet welkin, I must sigh in thy face; - Most rude melancholy, valour gives thee place. - My herald is return'd. - - Re-enter MOTH with COSTARD - - MOTH. A wonder, master! here's a costard broken in a shin. - ARMADO. Some enigma, some riddle; come, thy l'envoy; begin. - COSTARD. No egma, no riddle, no l'envoy; no salve in the mail, sir. - O, sir, plantain, a plain plantain; no l'envoy, no l'envoy; no - salve, sir, but a plantain! - ARMADO. By virtue thou enforcest laughter; thy silly thought, my - spleen; the heaving of my lungs provokes me to ridiculous - smiling. O, pardon me, my stars! Doth the inconsiderate take - salve for l'envoy, and the word 'l'envoy' for a salve? - MOTH. Do the wise think them other? Is not l'envoy a salve? - ARMADO. No, page; it is an epilogue or discourse to make plain - Some obscure precedence that hath tofore been sain. - I will example it: - The fox, the ape, and the humble-bee, - Were still at odds, being but three. - There's the moral. Now the l'envoy. - MOTH. I will add the l'envoy. Say the moral again. - ARMADO. The fox, the ape, and the humble-bee, - Were still at odds, being but three. - MOTH. Until the goose came out of door, - And stay'd the odds by adding four. - Now will I begin your moral, and do you follow with my l'envoy. - The fox, the ape, and the humble-bee, - Were still at odds, being but three. - ARMADO. Until the goose came out of door, - Staying the odds by adding four. - MOTH. A good l'envoy, ending in the goose; would you desire more? - COSTARD. The boy hath sold him a bargain, a goose, that's flat. - Sir, your pennyworth is good, an your goose be fat. - To sell a bargain well is as cunning as fast and loose; - Let me see: a fat l'envoy; ay, that's a fat goose. - ARMADO. Come hither, come hither. How did this argument begin? - MOTH. By saying that a costard was broken in a shin. - Then call'd you for the l'envoy. - COSTARD. True, and I for a plantain. Thus came your argument in; - Then the boy's fat l'envoy, the goose that you bought; - And he ended the market. - ARMADO. But tell me: how was there a costard broken in a shin? - MOTH. I will tell you sensibly. - COSTARD. Thou hast no feeling of it, Moth; I will speak that - l'envoy. - I, Costard, running out, that was safely within, - Fell over the threshold and broke my shin. - ARMADO. We will talk no more of this matter. - COSTARD. Till there be more matter in the shin. - ARMADO. Sirrah Costard. I will enfranchise thee. - COSTARD. O, Marry me to one Frances! I smell some l'envoy, some - goose, in this. - ARMADO. By my sweet soul, I mean setting thee at liberty, - enfreedoming thy person; thou wert immured, restrained, - captivated, bound. - COSTARD. True, true; and now you will be my purgation, and let me - loose. - ARMADO. I give thee thy liberty, set thee from durance; and, in - lieu thereof, impose on thee nothing but this: bear this - significant [giving a letter] to the country maid Jaquenetta; - there is remuneration, for the best ward of mine honour is - rewarding my dependents. Moth, follow. Exit - MOTH. Like the sequel, I. Signior Costard, adieu. - COSTARD. My sweet ounce of man's flesh, my incony Jew! - Exit MOTH - Now will I look to his remuneration. Remuneration! O, that's the - Latin word for three farthings. Three farthings- remuneration. - 'What's the price of this inkle?'- 'One penny.'- 'No, I'll give - you a remuneration.' Why, it carries it. Remuneration! Why, it is - a fairer name than French crown. I will never buy and sell out of - this word. - - Enter BEROWNE - - BEROWNE. My good knave Costard, exceedingly well met! - COSTARD. Pray you, sir, how much carnation ribbon may a man buy for - a remuneration? - BEROWNE. What is a remuneration? - COSTARD. Marry, sir, halfpenny farthing. - BEROWNE. Why, then, three-farthing worth of silk. - COSTARD. I thank your worship. God be wi' you! - BEROWNE. Stay, slave; I must employ thee. - As thou wilt win my favour, good my knave, - Do one thing for me that I shall entreat. - COSTARD. When would you have it done, sir? - BEROWNE. This afternoon. - COSTARD. Well, I will do it, sir; fare you well. - BEROWNE. Thou knowest not what it is. - COSTARD. I shall know, sir, when I have done it. - BEROWNE. Why, villain, thou must know first. - COSTARD. I will come to your worship to-morrow morning. - BEROWNE. It must be done this afternoon. - Hark, slave, it is but this: - The Princess comes to hunt here in the park, - And in her train there is a gentle lady; - When tongues speak sweetly, then they name her name, - And Rosaline they call her. Ask for her, - And to her white hand see thou do commend - This seal'd-up counsel. There's thy guerdon; go. - [Giving him a shilling] - COSTARD. Gardon, O sweet gardon! better than remuneration; a - 'leven-pence farthing better; most sweet gardon! I will do it, - sir, in print. Gardon- remuneration! Exit - BEROWNE. And I, forsooth, in love; I, that have been love's whip; - A very beadle to a humorous sigh; - A critic, nay, a night-watch constable; - A domineering pedant o'er the boy, - Than whom no mortal so magnificent! - This wimpled, whining, purblind, wayward boy, - This senior-junior, giant-dwarf, Dan Cupid; - Regent of love-rhymes, lord of folded arms, - Th' anointed sovereign of sighs and groans, - Liege of all loiterers and malcontents, - Dread prince of plackets, king of codpieces, - Sole imperator, and great general - Of trotting paritors. O my little heart! - And I to be a corporal of his field, - And wear his colours like a tumbler's hoop! - What! I love, I sue, I seek a wife- - A woman, that is like a German clock, - Still a-repairing, ever out of frame, - And never going aright, being a watch, - But being watch'd that it may still go right! - Nay, to be perjur'd, which is worst of all; - And, among three, to love the worst of all, - A whitely wanton with a velvet brow, - With two pitch balls stuck in her face for eyes; - Ay, and, by heaven, one that will do the deed, - Though Argus were her eunuch and her guard. - And I to sigh for her! to watch for her! - To pray for her! Go to; it is a plague - That Cupid will impose for my neglect - Of his almighty dreadful little might. - Well, I will love, write, sigh, pray, sue, and groan: - Some men must love my lady, and some Joan. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. -The park - -Enter the PRINCESS, ROSALINE, MARIA, KATHARINE, BOYET, LORDS, ATTENDANTS, -and a FORESTER - - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Was that the King that spurr'd his horse so - hard - Against the steep uprising of the hill? - BOYET. I know not; but I think it was not he. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Whoe'er 'a was, 'a show'd a mounting mind. - Well, lords, to-day we shall have our dispatch; - On Saturday we will return to France. - Then, forester, my friend, where is the bush - That we must stand and play the murderer in? - FORESTER. Hereby, upon the edge of yonder coppice; - A stand where you may make the fairest shoot. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. I thank my beauty I am fair that shoot, - And thereupon thou speak'st the fairest shoot. - FORESTER. Pardon me, madam, for I meant not so. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. What, what? First praise me, and again say no? - O short-liv'd pride! Not fair? Alack for woe! - FORESTER. Yes, madam, fair. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Nay, never paint me now; - Where fair is not, praise cannot mend the brow. - Here, good my glass, take this for telling true: - [ Giving him money] - Fair payment for foul words is more than due. - FORESTER. Nothing but fair is that which you inherit. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. See, see, my beauty will be sav'd by merit. - O heresy in fair, fit for these days! - A giving hand, though foul, shall have fair praise. - But come, the bow. Now mercy goes to kill, - And shooting well is then accounted ill; - Thus will I save my credit in the shoot: - Not wounding, pity would not let me do't; - If wounding, then it was to show my skill, - That more for praise than purpose meant to kill. - And, out of question, so it is sometimes: - Glory grows guilty of detested crimes, - When, for fame's sake, for praise, an outward part, - We bend to that the working of the heart; - As I for praise alone now seek to spill - The poor deer's blood that my heart means no ill. - BOYET. Do not curst wives hold that self-sovereignty - Only for praise sake, when they strive to be - Lords o'er their lords? - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Only for praise; and praise we may afford - To any lady that subdues a lord. - - Enter COSTARD - - BOYET. Here comes a member of the commonwealth. - COSTARD. God dig-you-den all! Pray you, which is the head lady? - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Thou shalt know her, fellow, by the rest that - have no heads. - COSTARD. Which is the greatest lady, the highest? - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. The thickest and the tallest. - COSTARD. The thickest and the tallest! It is so; truth is truth. - An your waist, mistress, were as slender as my wit, - One o' these maids' girdles for your waist should be fit. - Are not you the chief woman? You are the thickest here. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. What's your will, sir? What's your will? - COSTARD. I have a letter from Monsieur Berowne to one - Lady Rosaline. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. O, thy letter, thy letter! He's a good friend - of mine. - Stand aside, good bearer. Boyet, you can carve. - Break up this capon. - BOYET. I am bound to serve. - This letter is mistook; it importeth none here. - It is writ to Jaquenetta. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. We will read it, I swear. - Break the neck of the wax, and every one give ear. - BOYET. [Reads] 'By heaven, that thou art fair is most infallible; - true that thou art beauteous; truth itself that thou art lovely. - More fairer than fair, beautiful than beauteous, truer than truth - itself, have commiseration on thy heroical vassal. The - magnanimous and most illustrate king Cophetua set eye upon the - pernicious and indubitate beggar Zenelophon; and he it was that - might rightly say, 'Veni, vidi, vici'; which to annothanize in - the vulgar,- O base and obscure vulgar!- videlicet, He came, saw, - and overcame. He came, one; saw, two; overcame, three. Who came?- - the king. Why did he come?- to see. Why did he see?-to overcome. - To whom came he?- to the beggar. What saw he?- the beggar. Who - overcame he?- the beggar. The conclusion is victory; on whose - side?- the king's. The captive is enrich'd; on whose side?- the - beggar's. The catastrophe is a nuptial; on whose side?- the - king's. No, on both in one, or one in both. I am the king, for so - stands the comparison; thou the beggar, for so witnesseth thy - lowliness. Shall I command thy love? I may. Shall I enforce thy - love? I could. Shall I entreat thy love? I will. What shalt thou - exchange for rags?- robes, for tittles?- titles, for thyself? - -me. Thus expecting thy reply, I profane my lips on thy foot, my - eyes on thy picture, and my heart on thy every part. - Thine in the dearest design of industry, - DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO. - - 'Thus dost thou hear the Nemean lion roar - 'Gainst thee, thou lamb, that standest as his prey; - Submissive fall his princely feet before, - And he from forage will incline to play. - But if thou strive, poor soul, what are thou then? - Food for his rage, repasture for his den.' - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. What plume of feathers is he that indited this - letter? - What vane? What weathercock? Did you ever hear better? - BOYET. I am much deceived but I remember the style. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Else your memory is bad, going o'er it - erewhile. - BOYET. This Armado is a Spaniard, that keeps here in court; - A phantasime, a Monarcho, and one that makes sport - To the Prince and his book-mates. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Thou fellow, a word. - Who gave thee this letter? - COSTARD. I told you: my lord. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. To whom shouldst thou give it? - COSTARD. From my lord to my lady. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. From which lord to which lady? - COSTARD. From my Lord Berowne, a good master of mine, - To a lady of France that he call'd Rosaline. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Thou hast mistaken his letter. Come, lords, - away. - [To ROSALINE] Here, sweet, put up this; 'twill be thine another - day. Exeunt PRINCESS and TRAIN - BOYET. Who is the shooter? who is the shooter? - ROSALINE. Shall I teach you to know? - BOYET. Ay, my continent of beauty. - ROSALINE. Why, she that bears the bow. - Finely put off! - BOYET. My lady goes to kill horns; but, if thou marry, - Hang me by the neck, if horns that year miscarry. - Finely put on! - ROSALINE. Well then, I am the shooter. - BOYET. And who is your deer? - ROSALINE. If we choose by the horns, yourself come not near. - Finely put on indeed! - MARIA. You Still wrangle with her, Boyet, and she strikes at the - brow. - BOYET. But she herself is hit lower. Have I hit her now? - ROSALINE. Shall I come upon thee with an old saying, that was a man - when King Pepin of France was a little boy, as touching the hit - it? - BOYET. So I may answer thee with one as old, that was a woman when - Queen Guinever of Britain was a little wench, as touching the hit - it. - ROSALINE. [Singing] - Thou canst not hit it, hit it, hit it, - Thou canst not hit it, my good man. - BOYET. An I cannot, cannot, cannot, - An I cannot, another can. - Exeunt ROSALINE and KATHARINE - COSTARD. By my troth, most pleasant! How both did fit it! - MARIA. A mark marvellous well shot; for they both did hit it. - BOYET. A mark! O, mark but that mark! A mark, says my lady! - Let the mark have a prick in't, to mete at, if it may be. - MARIA. Wide o' the bow-hand! I' faith, your hand is out. - COSTARD. Indeed, 'a must shoot nearer, or he'll ne'er hit the - clout. - BOYET. An if my hand be out, then belike your hand is in. - COSTARD. Then will she get the upshoot by cleaving the pin. - MARIA. Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul. - COSTARD. She's too hard for you at pricks, sir; challenge her to - bowl. - BOYET. I fear too much rubbing; good-night, my good owl. - Exeunt BOYET and MARIA - COSTARD. By my soul, a swain, a most simple clown! - Lord, Lord! how the ladies and I have put him down! - O' my troth, most sweet jests, most incony vulgar wit! - When it comes so smoothly off, so obscenely, as it were, so fit. - Armado a th' t'one side- O, a most dainty man! - To see him walk before a lady and to bear her fan! - To see him kiss his hand, and how most sweetly 'a will swear! - And his page a t' other side, that handful of wit! - Ah, heavens, it is a most pathetical nit! - Sola, sola! Exit COSTARD - - - - -SCENE II. -The park - -From the shooting within, enter HOLOFERNES, SIR NATHANIEL, and DULL - - NATHANIEL. Very reverent sport, truly; and done in the testimony of - a good conscience. - HOLOFERNES. The deer was, as you know, sanguis, in blood; ripe as - the pomewater, who now hangeth like a jewel in the ear of caelo, - the sky, the welkin, the heaven; and anon falleth like a crab on - the face of terra, the soil, the land, the earth. - NATHANIEL. Truly, Master Holofernes, the epithets are sweetly - varied, like a scholar at the least; but, sir, I assure ye it was - a buck of the first head. - HOLOFERNES. Sir Nathaniel, haud credo. - DULL. 'Twas not a haud credo; 'twas a pricket. - HOLOFERNES. Most barbarous intimation! yet a kind of insinuation, - as it were, in via, in way, of explication; facere, as it were, - replication, or rather, ostentare, to show, as it were, his - inclination, after his undressed, unpolished, uneducated, - unpruned, untrained, or rather unlettered, or ratherest - unconfirmed fashion, to insert again my haud credo for a deer. - DULL. I Said the deer was not a haud credo; 'twas a pricket. - HOLOFERNES. Twice-sod simplicity, bis coctus! - O thou monster Ignorance, how deformed dost thou look! - NATHANIEL. Sir, he hath never fed of the dainties that are bred in - a book; - He hath not eat paper, as it were; he hath not drunk ink; his - intellect is not replenished; he is only an animal, only sensible - in the duller parts; - And such barren plants are set before us that we thankful should - be- - Which we of taste and feeling are- for those parts that do - fructify in us more than he. - For as it would ill become me to be vain, indiscreet, or a fool, - So, were there a patch set on learning, to see him in a school. - But, omne bene, say I, being of an old father's mind: - Many can brook the weather that love not the wind. - DULL. You two are book-men: can you tell me by your wit - What was a month old at Cain's birth that's not five weeks old as - yet? - HOLOFERNES. Dictynna, goodman Dull; Dictynna, goodman Dull. - DULL. What is Dictynna? - NATHANIEL. A title to Phoebe, to Luna, to the moon. - HOLOFERNES. The moon was a month old when Adam was no more, - And raught not to five weeks when he came to five-score. - Th' allusion holds in the exchange. - DULL. 'Tis true, indeed; the collusion holds in the exchange. - HOLOFERNES. God comfort thy capacity! I say th' allusion holds in - the exchange. - DULL. And I say the polusion holds in the exchange; for the moon is - never but a month old; and I say, beside, that 'twas a pricket - that the Princess kill'd. - HOLOFERNES. Sir Nathaniel, will you hear an extemporal epitaph on - the death of the deer? And, to humour the ignorant, call the deer - the Princess kill'd a pricket. - NATHANIEL. Perge, good Master Holofernes, perge, so it shall please - you to abrogate scurrility. - HOLOFERNES. I Will something affect the letter, for it argues - facility. - - The preyful Princess pierc'd and prick'd a pretty pleasing - pricket. - Some say a sore; but not a sore till now made sore with shooting. - The dogs did yell; put el to sore, then sorel jumps from thicket- - Or pricket sore, or else sorel; the people fall a-hooting. - If sore be sore, then L to sore makes fifty sores o' sorel. - Of one sore I an hundred make by adding but one more L. - - NATHANIEL. A rare talent! - DULL. [Aside] If a talent be a claw, look how he claws him with a - talent. - HOLOFERNES. This is a gift that I have, simple, simple; a foolish - extravagant spirit, full of forms, figures, shapes, objects, - ideas, apprehensions, motions, revolutions. These are begot in - the ventricle of memory, nourish'd in the womb of pia mater, and - delivered upon the mellowing of occasion. But the gift is good in - those in whom it is acute, and I am thankful for it. - NATHANIEL. Sir, I praise the Lord for you, and so may my - parishioners; for their sons are well tutor'd by you, and their - daughters profit very greatly under you. You are a good member of - the commonwealth. - HOLOFERNES. Mehercle, if their sons be ingenious, they shall want - no instruction; if their daughters be capable, I will put it to - them; but, vir sapit qui pauca loquitur. A soul feminine saluteth - us. - - Enter JAQUENETTA and COSTARD - - JAQUENETTA. God give you good morrow, Master Person. - HOLOFERNES. Master Person, quasi pers-one. And if one should be - pierc'd which is the one? - COSTARD. Marry, Master Schoolmaster, he that is likest to a - hogshead. - HOLOFERNES. Piercing a hogshead! A good lustre of conceit in a turf - of earth; fire enough for a flint, pearl enough for a swine; 'tis - pretty; it is well. - JAQUENETTA. Good Master Parson, be so good as read me this letter; - it was given me by Costard, and sent me from Don Armado. I - beseech you read it. - HOLOFERNES. Fauste, precor gelida quando pecus omne sub umbra - Ruminat- - and so forth. Ah, good old Mantuan! I may speak of thee as - the traveller doth of Venice: - Venetia, Venetia, - Chi non ti vede, non ti pretia. - Old Mantuan, old Mantuan! Who understandeth thee not, - loves thee not- - Ut, re, sol, la, mi, fa. - Under pardon, sir, what are the contents? or rather as - Horace says in his- What, my soul, verses? - NATHANIEL. Ay, sir, and very learned. - HOLOFERNES. Let me hear a staff, a stanze, a verse; lege, domine. - NATHANIEL. [Reads] 'If love make me forsworn, how shall I swear to - love? - Ah, never faith could hold, if not to beauty vowed! - Though to myself forsworn, to thee I'll faithful prove; - Those thoughts to me were oaks, to thee like osiers bowed. - Study his bias leaves, and makes his book thine eyes, - Where all those pleasures live that art would comprehend. - If knowledge be the mark, to know thee shall suffice; - Well learned is that tongue that well can thee commend; - All ignorant that soul that sees thee without wonder; - Which is to me some praise that I thy parts admire. - Thy eye Jove's lightning bears, thy voice his dreadful thunder, - Which, not to anger bent, is music and sweet fire. - Celestial as thou art, O, pardon love this wrong, - That singes heaven's praise with such an earthly tongue.' - HOLOFERNES. You find not the apostrophas, and so miss the accent: - let me supervise the canzonet. Here are only numbers ratified; - but, for the elegancy, facility, and golden cadence of poesy, - caret. Ovidius Naso was the man. And why, indeed, 'Naso' but for - smelling out the odoriferous flowers of fancy, the jerks of - invention? Imitari is nothing: so doth the hound his master, the - ape his keeper, the tired horse his rider. But, damosella virgin, - was this directed to you? - JAQUENETTA. Ay, sir, from one Monsieur Berowne, one of the strange - queen's lords. - HOLOFERNES. I will overglance the superscript: 'To the snow-white - hand of the most beauteous Lady Rosaline.' I will look again on - the intellect of the letter, for the nomination of the party - writing to the person written unto: 'Your Ladyship's in all - desired employment, Berowne.' Sir Nathaniel, this Berowne is one - of the votaries with the King; and here he hath framed a letter - to a sequent of the stranger queen's which accidentally, or by - the way of progression, hath miscarried. Trip and go, my sweet; - deliver this paper into the royal hand of the King; it may - concern much. Stay not thy compliment; I forgive thy duty. Adieu. - JAQUENETTA. Good Costard, go with me. Sir, God save your life! - COSTARD. Have with thee, my girl. - Exeunt COSTARD and JAQUENETTA - NATHANIEL. Sir, you have done this in the fear of God, very - religiously; and, as a certain father saith- - HOLOFERNES. Sir, tell not me of the father; I do fear colourable - colours. But to return to the verses: did they please you, Sir - Nathaniel? - NATHANIEL. Marvellous well for the pen. - HOLOFERNES. I do dine to-day at the father's of a certain pupil of - mine; where, if, before repast, it shall please you to gratify - the table with a grace, I will, on my privilege I have with the - parents of the foresaid child or pupil, undertake your ben - venuto; where I will prove those verses to be very unlearned, - neither savouring of poetry, wit, nor invention. I beseech your - society. - NATHANIEL. And thank you too; for society, saith the text, is the - happiness of life. - HOLOFERNES. And certes, the text most infallibly concludes it. - [To DULL] Sir, I do invite you too; you shall not say me nay: - pauca verba. Away; the gentles are at their game, and we will to - our recreation. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -The park - -Enter BEROWNE, with a paper his band, alone - - BEROWNE. The King he is hunting the deer: I am coursing myself. - They have pitch'd a toil: I am tolling in a pitch- pitch that - defiles. Defile! a foul word. Well, 'set thee down, sorrow!' for - so they say the fool said, and so say I, and I am the fool. Well - proved, wit. By the Lord, this love is as mad as Ajax: it kills - sheep; it kills me- I a sheep. Well proved again o' my side. I - will not love; if I do, hang me. I' faith, I will not. O, but her - eye! By this light, but for her eye, I would not love her- yes, - for her two eyes. Well, I do nothing in the world but lie, and - lie in my throat. By heaven, I do love; and it hath taught me to - rhyme, and to be melancholy; and here is part of my rhyme, and - here my melancholy. Well, she hath one o' my sonnets already; the - clown bore it, the fool sent it, and the lady hath it: sweet - clown, sweeter fool, sweetest lady! By the world, I would not - care a pin if the other three were in. Here comes one with a - paper; God give him grace to groan! - [Climbs into a tree] - - Enter the KING, with a paper - - KING. Ay me! - BEROWNE. Shot, by heaven! Proceed, sweet Cupid; thou hast thump'd - him with thy bird-bolt under the left pap. In faith, secrets! - KING. [Reads] - 'So sweet a kiss the golden sun gives not - To those fresh morning drops upon the rose, - As thy eye-beams, when their fresh rays have smote - The night of dew that on my cheeks down flows; - Nor shines the silver moon one half so bright - Through the transparent bosom of the deep, - As doth thy face through tears of mine give light. - Thou shin'st in every tear that I do weep; - No drop but as a coach doth carry thee; - So ridest thou triumphing in my woe. - Do but behold the tears that swell in me, - And they thy glory through my grief will show. - But do not love thyself; then thou wilt keep - My tears for glasses, and still make me weep. - O queen of queens! how far dost thou excel - No thought can think nor tongue of mortal tell.' - How shall she know my griefs? I'll drop the paper- - Sweet leaves, shade folly. Who is he comes here? - [Steps aside] - - Enter LONGAVILLE, with a paper - - What, Longaville, and reading! Listen, car. - BEROWNE. Now, in thy likeness, one more fool appear! - LONGAVILLE. Ay me, I am forsworn! - BEROWNE. Why, he comes in like a perjure, wearing papers. - KING. In love, I hope; sweet fellowship in shame! - BEROWNE. One drunkard loves another of the name. - LONGAVILLE. Am I the first that have been perjur'd so? - BEROWNE. I could put thee in comfort: not by two that I know; - Thou makest the triumviry, the corner-cap of society, - The shape of Love's Tyburn that hangs up simplicity. - LONGAVILLE. I fear these stubborn lines lack power to move. - O sweet Maria, empress of my love! - These numbers will I tear, and write in prose. - BEROWNE. O, rhymes are guards on wanton Cupid's hose: - Disfigure not his slop. - LONGAVILLE. This same shall go. [He reads the sonnet] - 'Did not the heavenly rhetoric of thine eye, - 'Gainst whom the world cannot hold argument, - Persuade my heart to this false perjury? - Vows for thee broke deserve not punishment. - A woman I forswore; but I will prove, - Thou being a goddess, I forswore not thee: - My vow was earthly, thou a heavenly love; - Thy grace being gain'd cures all disgrace in me. - Vows are but breath, and breath a vapour is; - Then thou, fair sun, which on my earth dost shine, - Exhal'st this vapour-vow; in thee it is. - If broken, then it is no fault of mine; - If by me broke, what fool is not so wise - To lose an oath to win a paradise?' - BEROWNE. This is the liver-vein, which makes flesh a deity, - A green goose a goddess- pure, pure idolatry. - God amend us, God amend! We are much out o' th' way. - - Enter DUMAIN, with a paper - - LONGAVILLE. By whom shall I send this?- Company! Stay. - [Steps aside] - BEROWNE. 'All hid, all hid'- an old infant play. - Like a demigod here sit I in the sky, - And wretched fools' secrets heedfully o'er-eye. - More sacks to the mill! O heavens, I have my wish! - Dumain transformed! Four woodcocks in a dish! - DUMAIN. O most divine Kate! - BEROWNE. O most profane coxcomb! - DUMAIN. By heaven, the wonder in a mortal eye! - BEROWNE. By earth, she is not, corporal: there you lie. - DUMAIN. Her amber hairs for foul hath amber quoted. - BEROWNE. An amber-colour'd raven was well noted. - DUMAIN. As upright as the cedar. - BEROWNE. Stoop, I say; - Her shoulder is with child. - DUMAIN. As fair as day. - BEROWNE. Ay, as some days; but then no sun must shine. - DUMAIN. O that I had my wish! - LONGAVILLE. And I had mine! - KING. And I mine too,.good Lord! - BEROWNE. Amen, so I had mine! Is not that a good word? - DUMAIN. I would forget her; but a fever she - Reigns in my blood, and will rememb'red be. - BEROWNE. A fever in your blood? Why, then incision - Would let her out in saucers. Sweet misprision! - DUMAIN. Once more I'll read the ode that I have writ. - BEROWNE. Once more I'll mark how love can vary wit. - DUMAIN. [Reads] - 'On a day-alack the day!- - Love, whose month is ever May, - Spied a blossom passing fair - Playing in the wanton air. - Through the velvet leaves the wind, - All unseen, can passage find; - That the lover, sick to death, - Wish'd himself the heaven's breath. - "Air," quoth he "thy cheeks may blow; - Air, would I might triumph so! - But, alack, my hand is sworn - Ne'er to pluck thee from thy thorn; - Vow, alack, for youth unmeet, - Youth so apt to pluck a sweet. - Do not call it sin in me - That I am forsworn for thee; - Thou for whom Jove would swear - Juno but an Ethiope were; - And deny himself for Jove, - Turning mortal for thy love."' - This will I send; and something else more plain - That shall express my true love's fasting pain. - O, would the King, Berowne and Longaville, - Were lovers too! Ill, to example ill, - Would from my forehead wipe a perjur'd note; - For none offend where all alike do dote. - LONGAVILLE. [Advancing] Dumain, thy love is far from charity, - That in love's grief desir'st society; - You may look pale, but I should blush, I know, - To be o'erheard and taken napping so. - KING. [Advancing] Come, sir, you blush; as his, your case is such. - You chide at him, offending twice as much: - You do not love Maria! Longaville - Did never sonnet for her sake compile; - Nor never lay his wreathed arms athwart - His loving bosom, to keep down his heart. - I have been closely shrouded in this bush, - And mark'd you both, and for you both did blush. - I heard your guilty rhymes, observ'd your fashion, - Saw sighs reek from you, noted well your passion. - 'Ay me!' says one. 'O Jove!' the other cries. - One, her hairs were gold; crystal the other's eyes. - [To LONGAVILLE] You would for paradise break faith and troth; - [To Dumain] And Jove for your love would infringe an oath. - What will Berowne say when that he shall hear - Faith infringed which such zeal did swear? - How will he scorn, how will he spend his wit! - How will he triumph, leap, and laugh at it! - For all the wealth that ever I did see, - I would not have him know so much by me. - BEROWNE. [Descending] Now step I forth to whip hypocrisy, - Ah, good my liege, I pray thee pardon me. - Good heart, what grace hast thou thus to reprove - These worms for loving, that art most in love? - Your eyes do make no coaches; in your tears - There is no certain princess that appears; - You'll not be perjur'd; 'tis a hateful thing; - Tush, none but minstrels like of sonneting. - But are you not ashamed? Nay, are you not, - All three of you, to be thus much o'ershot? - You found his mote; the King your mote did see; - But I a beam do find in each of three. - O, what a scene of fool'ry have I seen, - Of sighs, of groans, of sorrow, and of teen! - O, me, with what strict patience have I sat, - To see a king transformed to a gnat! - To see great Hercules whipping a gig, - And profound Solomon to tune a jig, - And Nestor play at push-pin with the boys, - And critic Timon laugh at idle toys! - Where lies thy grief, O, tell me, good Dumain? - And, gentle Longaville, where lies thy pain? - And where my liege's? All about the breast. - A caudle, ho! - KING. Too bitter is thy jest. - Are we betrayed thus to thy over-view? - BEROWNE. Not you by me, but I betrayed to you. - I that am honest, I that hold it sin - To break the vow I am engaged in; - I am betrayed by keeping company - With men like you, men of inconstancy. - When shall you see me write a thing in rhyme? - Or groan for Joan? or spend a minute's time - In pruning me? When shall you hear that I - Will praise a hand, a foot, a face, an eye, - A gait, a state, a brow, a breast, a waist, - A leg, a limb- - KING. Soft! whither away so fast? - A true man or a thief that gallops so? - BEROWNE. I post from love; good lover, let me go. - - Enter JAQUENETTA and COSTARD - - JAQUENETTA. God bless the King! - KING. What present hast thou there? - COSTARD. Some certain treason. - KING. What makes treason here? - COSTARD. Nay, it makes nothing, sir. - KING. If it mar nothing neither, - The treason and you go in peace away together. - JAQUENETTA. I beseech your Grace, let this letter be read; - Our person misdoubts it: 'twas treason, he said. - KING. Berowne, read it over. [BEROWNE reads the letter] - Where hadst thou it? - JAQUENETTA. Of Costard. - KING. Where hadst thou it? - COSTARD. Of Dun Adramadio, Dun Adramadio. - [BEROWNE tears the letter] - KING. How now! What is in you? Why dost thou tear it? - BEROWNE. A toy, my liege, a toy! Your Grace needs not fear it. - LONGAVILLE. It did move him to passion, and therefore let's hear - it. - DUMAIN. It is Berowne's writing, and here is his name. - [Gathering up the pieces] - BEROWNE. [ To COSTARD] Ah, you whoreson loggerhead, you were born - to do me shame. - Guilty, my lord, guilty! I confess, I confess. - KING. What? - BEROWNE. That you three fools lack'd me fool to make up the mess; - He, he, and you- and you, my liege!- and I - Are pick-purses in love, and we deserve to die. - O, dismiss this audience, and I shall tell you more. - DUMAIN. Now the number is even. - BEROWNE. True, true, we are four. - Will these turtles be gone? - KING. Hence, sirs, away. - COSTARD. Walk aside the true folk, and let the traitors stay. - Exeunt COSTARD and JAQUENETTA - BEROWNE. Sweet lords, sweet lovers, O, let us embrace! - As true we are as flesh and blood can be. - The sea will ebb and flow, heaven show his face; - Young blood doth not obey an old decree. - We cannot cross the cause why we were born, - Therefore of all hands must we be forsworn. - KING. What, did these rent lines show some love of thine? - BEROWNE. 'Did they?' quoth you. Who sees the heavenly Rosaline - That, like a rude and savage man of Inde - At the first op'ning of the gorgeous east, - Bows not his vassal head and, strucken blind, - Kisses the base ground with obedient breast? - What peremptory eagle-sighted eye - Dares look upon the heaven of her brow - That is not blinded by her majesty? - KING. What zeal, what fury hath inspir'd thee now? - My love, her mistress, is a gracious moon; - She, an attending star, scarce seen a light. - BEROWNE. My eyes are then no eyes, nor I Berowne. - O, but for my love, day would turn to night! - Of all complexions the cull'd sovereignty - Do meet, as at a fair, in her fair cheek, - Where several worthies make one dignity, - Where nothing wants that want itself doth seek. - Lend me the flourish of all gentle tongues- - Fie, painted rhetoric! O, she needs it not! - To things of sale a seller's praise belongs: - She passes praise; then praise too short doth blot. - A wither'd hermit, five-score winters worn, - Might shake off fifty, looking in her eye. - Beauty doth varnish age, as if new-born, - And gives the crutch the cradle's infancy. - O, 'tis the sun that maketh all things shine! - KING. By heaven, thy love is black as ebony. - BEROWNE. Is ebony like her? O wood divine! - A wife of such wood were felicity. - O, who can give an oath? Where is a book? - That I may swear beauty doth beauty lack, - If that she learn not of her eye to look. - No face is fair that is not full so black. - KING. O paradox! Black is the badge of hell, - The hue of dungeons, and the school of night; - And beauty's crest becomes the heavens well. - BEROWNE. Devils soonest tempt, resembling spirits of light. - O, if in black my lady's brows be deckt, - It mourns that painting and usurping hair - Should ravish doters with a false aspect; - And therefore is she born to make black fair. - Her favour turns the fashion of the days; - For native blood is counted painting now; - And therefore red that would avoid dispraise - Paints itself black, to imitate her brow. - DUMAIN. To look like her are chimney-sweepers black. - LONGAVILLE. And since her time are colliers counted bright. - KING. And Ethiopes of their sweet complexion crack. - DUMAIN. Dark needs no candles now, for dark is light. - BEROWNE. Your mistresses dare never come in rain - For fear their colours should be wash'd away. - KING. 'Twere good yours did; for, sir, to tell you plain, - I'll find a fairer face not wash'd to-day. - BEROWNE. I'll prove her fair, or talk till doomsday here. - KING. No devil will fright thee then so much as she. - DUMAIN. I never knew man hold vile stuff so dear. - LONGAVILLE. Look, here's thy love: my foot and her face see. - [Showing his shoe] - BEROWNE. O, if the streets were paved with thine eyes, - Her feet were much too dainty for such tread! - DUMAIN. O vile! Then, as she goes, what upward lies - The street should see as she walk'd overhead. - KING. But what of this? Are we not all in love? - BEROWNE. Nothing so sure; and thereby all forsworn. - KING. Then leave this chat; and, good Berowne, now prove - Our loving lawful, and our faith not torn. - DUMAIN. Ay, marry, there; some flattery for this evil. - LONGAVILLE. O, some authority how to proceed; - Some tricks, some quillets, how to cheat the devil! - DUMAIN. Some salve for perjury. - BEROWNE. 'Tis more than need. - Have at you, then, affection's men-at-arms. - Consider what you first did swear unto: - To fast, to study, and to see no woman- - Flat treason 'gainst the kingly state of youth. - Say, can you fast? Your stomachs are too young, - And abstinence engenders maladies. - And, where that you you have vow'd to study, lords, - In that each of you have forsworn his book, - Can you still dream, and pore, and thereon look? - For when would you, my lord, or you, or you, - Have found the ground of study's excellence - Without the beauty of a woman's face? - From women's eyes this doctrine I derive: - They are the ground, the books, the academes, - From whence doth spring the true Promethean fire. - Why, universal plodding poisons up - The nimble spirits in the arteries, - As motion and long-during action tires - The sinewy vigour of the traveller. - Now, for not looking on a woman's face, - You have in that forsworn the use of eyes, - And study too, the causer of your vow; - For where is author in the world - Teaches such beauty as a woman's eye? - Learning is but an adjunct to ourself, - And where we are our learning likewise is; - Then when ourselves we see in ladies' eyes, - With ourselves. - Do we not likewise see our learning there? - O, we have made a vow to study, lords, - And in that vow we have forsworn our books. - For when would you, my liege, or you, or you, - In leaden contemplation have found out - Such fiery numbers as the prompting eyes - Of beauty's tutors have enrich'd you with? - Other slow arts entirely keep the brain; - And therefore, finding barren practisers, - Scarce show a harvest of their heavy toil; - But love, first learned in a lady's eyes, - Lives not alone immured in the brain, - But with the motion of all elements - Courses as swift as thought in every power, - And gives to every power a double power, - Above their functions and their offices. - It adds a precious seeing to the eye: - A lover's eyes will gaze an eagle blind. - A lover's ear will hear the lowest sound, - When the suspicious head of theft is stopp'd. - Love's feeling is more soft and sensible - Than are the tender horns of cockled snails: - Love's tongue proves dainty Bacchus gross in taste. - For valour, is not Love a Hercules, - Still climbing trees in the Hesperides? - Subtle as Sphinx; as sweet and musical - As bright Apollo's lute, strung with his hair. - And when Love speaks, the voice of all the gods - Make heaven drowsy with the harmony. - Never durst poet touch a pen to write - Until his ink were temp'red with Love's sighs; - O, then his lines would ravish savage ears, - And plant in tyrants mild humility. - From women's eyes this doctrine I derive. - They sparkle still the right Promethean fire; - They are the books, the arts, the academes, - That show, contain, and nourish, all the world, - Else none at all in aught proves excellent. - Then fools you were these women to forswear; - Or, keeping what is sworn, you will prove fools. - For wisdom's sake, a word that all men love; - Or for Love's sake, a word that loves all men; - Or for men's sake, the authors of these women; - Or women's sake, by whom we men are men- - Let us once lose our oaths to find ourselves, - Or else we lose ourselves to keep our oaths. - It is religion to be thus forsworn; - For charity itself fulfils the law, - And who can sever love from charity? - KING. Saint Cupid, then! and, soldiers, to the field! - BEROWNE. Advance your standards, and upon them, lords; - Pell-mell, down with them! be first advis'd, - In conflict, that you get the sun of them. - LONGAVILLE. Now to plain-dealing; lay these glozes by. - Shall we resolve to woo these girls of France? - KING. And win them too; therefore let us devise - Some entertainment for them in their tents. - BEROWNE. First, from the park let us conduct them thither; - Then homeward every man attach the hand - Of his fair mistress. In the afternoon - We will with some strange pastime solace them, - Such as the shortness of the time can shape; - For revels, dances, masks, and merry hours, - Forerun fair Love, strewing her way with flowers. - KING. Away, away! No time shall be omitted - That will betime, and may by us be fitted. - BEROWNE. Allons! allons! Sow'd cockle reap'd no corn, - And justice always whirls in equal measure. - Light wenches may prove plagues to men forsworn; - If so, our copper buys no better treasure. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -The park - -Enter HOLOFERNES, SIR NATHANIEL, and DULL - - HOLOFERNES. Satis quod sufficit. - NATHANIEL. I praise God for you, sir. Your reasons at dinner have - been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty - without affection, audacious without impudency, learned without - opinion, and strange without heresy. I did converse this quondam - day with a companion of the King's who is intituled, nominated, - or called, Don Adriano de Armado. - HOLOFERNES. Novi hominem tanquam te. His humour is lofty, his - discourse peremptory, his tongue filed, his eye ambitious, his - gait majestical and his general behaviour vain, ridiculous, and - thrasonical. He is too picked, too spruce, too affected, too odd, - as it were, too peregrinate, as I may call it. - NATHANIEL. A most singular and choice epithet. - [Draws out his table-book] - HOLOFERNES. He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than - the staple of his argument. I abhor such fanatical phantasimes, - such insociable and point-devise companions; such rackers of - orthography, as to speak 'dout' fine, when he should say 'doubt'; - 'det' when he should pronounce 'debt'- d, e, b, t, not d, e, t. - He clepeth a calf 'cauf,' half 'hauf'; neighbour vocatur - 'nebour'; 'neigh' abbreviated 'ne.' This is abhominable- which he - would call 'abbominable.' It insinuateth me of insanie: ne - intelligis, domine? to make frantic, lunatic. - NATHANIEL. Laus Deo, bone intelligo. - HOLOFERNES. 'Bone'?- 'bone' for 'bene.' Priscian a little - scratch'd; 'twill serve. - - Enter ARMADO, MOTH, and COSTARD - - NATHANIEL. Videsne quis venit? - HOLOFERNES. Video, et gaudeo. - ARMADO. [To MOTH] Chirrah! - HOLOFERNES. Quare 'chirrah,' not 'sirrah'? - ARMADO. Men of peace, well encount'red. - HOLOFERNES. Most military sir, salutation. - MOTH. [Aside to COSTARD] They have been at a great feast of - languages and stol'n the scraps. - COSTARD. O, they have liv'd long on the alms-basket of words. I - marvel thy master hath not eaten thee for a word, for thou are - not so long by the head as honorificabilitudinitatibus; thou art - easier swallowed than a flap-dragon. - MOTH. Peace! the peal begins. - ARMADO. [To HOLOFERNES] Monsieur, are you not lett'red? - MOTH. Yes, yes; he teaches boys the hornbook. What is a, b, spelt - backward with the horn on his head? - HOLOFERNES. Ba, pueritia, with a horn added. - MOTH. Ba, most silly sheep with a horn. You hear his learning. - HOLOFERNES. Quis, quis, thou consonant? - MOTH. The third of the five vowels, if You repeat them; or the - fifth, if I. - HOLOFERNES. I will repeat them: a, e, I- - MOTH. The sheep; the other two concludes it: o, U. - ARMADO. Now, by the salt wave of the Mediterraneum, a sweet touch, - a quick venue of wit- snip, snap, quick and home. It rejoiceth my - intellect. True wit! - MOTH. Offer'd by a child to an old man; which is wit-old. - HOLOFERNES. What is the figure? What is the figure? - MOTH. Horns. - HOLOFERNES. Thou disputes like an infant; go whip thy gig. - MOTH. Lend me your horn to make one, and I will whip about your - infamy circum circa- a gig of a cuckold's horn. - COSTARD. An I had but one penny in the world, thou shouldst have it - to buy ginger-bread. Hold, there is the very remuneration I had - of thy master, thou halfpenny purse of wit, thou pigeon-egg of - discretion. O, an the heavens were so pleased that thou wert but - my bastard, what a joyful father wouldst thou make me! Go to; - thou hast it ad dunghill, at the fingers' ends, as they say. - HOLOFERNES. O, I smell false Latin; 'dunghill' for unguem. - ARMADO. Arts-man, preambulate; we will be singuled from the - barbarous. Do you not educate youth at the charge-house on the - top of the mountain? - HOLOFERNES. Or mons, the hill. - ARMADO. At your sweet pleasure, for the mountain. - HOLOFERNES. I do, sans question. - ARMADO. Sir, it is the King's most sweet pleasure and affection to - congratulate the Princess at her pavilion, in the posteriors of - this day; which the rude multitude call the afternoon. - HOLOFERNES. The posterior of the day, most generous sir, is liable, - congruent, and measurable, for the afternoon. The word is well - cull'd, chose, sweet, and apt, I do assure you, sir, I do assure. - ARMADO. Sir, the King is a noble gentleman, and my familiar, I do - assure ye, very good friend. For what is inward between us, let - it pass. I do beseech thee, remember thy courtesy. I beseech - thee, apparel thy head. And among other importunate and most - serious designs, and of great import indeed, too- but let that - pass; for I must tell thee it will please his Grace, by the - world, sometime to lean upon my poor shoulder, and with his royal - finger thus dally with my excrement, with my mustachio; but, - sweet heart, let that pass. By the world, I recount no fable: - some certain special honours it pleaseth his greatness to impart - to Armado, a soldier, a man of travel, that hath seen the world; - but let that pass. The very all of all is- but, sweet heart, I do - implore secrecy- that the King would have me present the - Princess, sweet chuck, with some delightful ostentation, or show, - or pageant, or antic, or firework. Now, understanding that the - curate and your sweet self are good at such eruptions and sudden - breaking-out of mirth, as it were, I have acquainted you withal, - to the end to crave your assistance. - HOLOFERNES. Sir, you shall present before her the Nine Worthies. - Sir Nathaniel, as concerning some entertainment of time, some - show in the posterior of this day, to be rend'red by our - assistance, the King's command, and this most gallant, - illustrate, and learned gentleman, before the Princess- I say - none so fit as to present the Nine Worthies. - NATHANIEL. Where will you find men worthy enough to present them? - HOLOFERNES. Joshua, yourself; myself, Alexander; this gallant - gentleman, Judas Maccabaeus; this swain, because of his great - limb or joint, shall pass Pompey the Great; the page, Hercules. - ARMADO. Pardon, sir; error: he is not quantity enough for that - Worthy's thumb; he is not so big as the end of his club. - HOLOFERNES. Shall I have audience? He shall present Hercules in - minority: his enter and exit shall be strangling a snake; and I - will have an apology for that purpose. - MOTH. An excellent device! So, if any of the audience hiss, you may - cry 'Well done, Hercules; now thou crushest the snake!' That is - the way to make an offence gracious, though few have the grace to - do it. - ARMADO. For the rest of the Worthies? - HOLOFERNES. I will play three myself. - MOTH. Thrice-worthy gentleman! - ARMADO. Shall I tell you a thing? - HOLOFERNES. We attend. - ARMADO. We will have, if this fadge not, an antic. I beseech you, - follow. - HOLOFERNES. Via, goodman Dull! Thou has spoken no word all this - while. - DULL. Nor understood none neither, sir. - HOLOFERNES. Allons! we will employ thee. - DULL. I'll make one in a dance, or so, or I will play - On the tabor to the Worthies, and let them dance the hay. - HOLOFERNES. Most dull, honest Dull! To our sport, away. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -The park - -Enter the PRINCESS, MARIA, KATHARINE, and ROSALINE - - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Sweet hearts, we shall be rich ere we depart, - If fairings come thus plentifully in. - A lady wall'd about with diamonds! - Look you what I have from the loving King. - ROSALINE. Madam, came nothing else along with that? - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Nothing but this! Yes, as much love in rhyme - As would be cramm'd up in a sheet of paper - Writ o' both sides the leaf, margent and all, - That he was fain to seal on Cupid's name. - ROSALINE. That was the way to make his godhead wax; - For he hath been five thousand year a boy. - KATHARINE. Ay, and a shrewd unhappy gallows too. - ROSALINE. You'll ne'er be friends with him: 'a kill'd your sister. - KATHARINE. He made her melancholy, sad, and heavy; - And so she died. Had she been light, like you, - Of such a merry, nimble, stirring spirit, - She might 'a been a grandam ere she died. - And so may you; for a light heart lives long. - ROSALINE. What's your dark meaning, mouse, of this light word? - KATHARINE. A light condition in a beauty dark. - ROSALINE. We need more light to find your meaning out. - KATHARINE. You'll mar the light by taking it in snuff; - Therefore I'll darkly end the argument. - ROSALINE. Look what you do, you do it still i' th' dark. - KATHARINE. So do not you; for you are a light wench. - ROSALINE. Indeed, I weigh not you; and therefore light. - KATHARINE. You weigh me not? O, that's you care not for me. - ROSALINE. Great reason; for 'past cure is still past care.' - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Well bandied both; a set of wit well play'd. - But, Rosaline, you have a favour too? - Who sent it? and what is it? - ROSALINE. I would you knew. - An if my face were but as fair as yours, - My favour were as great: be witness this. - Nay, I have verses too, I thank Berowne; - The numbers true, and, were the numb'ring too, - I were the fairest goddess on the ground. - I am compar'd to twenty thousand fairs. - O, he hath drawn my picture in his letter! - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Anything like? - ROSALINE. Much in the letters; nothing in the praise. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Beauteous as ink- a good conclusion. - KATHARINE. Fair as a text B in a copy-book. - ROSALINE. Ware pencils, ho! Let me not die your debtor, - My red dominical, my golden letter: - O that your face were not so full of O's! - KATHARINE. A pox of that jest! and I beshrew all shrows! - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. But, Katharine, what was sent to you from fair - Dumain? - KATHARINE. Madam, this glove. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Did he not send you twain? - KATHARINE. Yes, madam; and, moreover, - Some thousand verses of a faithful lover; - A huge translation of hypocrisy, - Vilely compil'd, profound simplicity. - MARIA. This, and these pearl, to me sent Longaville; - The letter is too long by half a mile. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. I think no less. Dost thou not wish in heart - The chain were longer and the letter short? - MARIA. Ay, or I would these hands might never part. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. We are wise girls to mock our lovers so. - ROSALINE. They are worse fools to purchase mocking so. - That same Berowne I'll torture ere I go. - O that I knew he were but in by th' week! - How I would make him fawn, and beg, and seek, - And wait the season, and observe the times, - And spend his prodigal wits in bootless rhymes, - And shape his service wholly to my hests, - And make him proud to make me proud that jests! - So pertaunt-like would I o'ersway his state - That he should be my fool, and I his fate. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. None are so surely caught, when they are - catch'd, - As wit turn'd fool; folly, in wisdom hatch'd, - Hath wisdom's warrant and the help of school, - And wit's own grace to grace a learned fool. - ROSALINE. The blood of youth burns not with such excess - As gravity's revolt to wantonness. - MARIA. Folly in fools bears not so strong a note - As fool'ry in the wise when wit doth dote, - Since all the power thereof it doth apply - To prove, by wit, worth in simplicity. - - Enter BOYET - - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Here comes Boyet, and mirth is in his face. - BOYET. O, I am stabb'd with laughter! Where's her Grace? - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Thy news, Boyet? - BOYET. Prepare, madam, prepare! - Arm, wenches, arm! Encounters mounted are - Against your peace. Love doth approach disguis'd, - Armed in arguments; you'll be surpris'd. - Muster your wits; stand in your own defence; - Or hide your heads like cowards, and fly hence. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Saint Dennis to Saint Cupid! What are they - That charge their breath against us? Say, scout, say. - BOYET. Under the cool shade of a sycamore - I thought to close mine eyes some half an hour; - When, lo, to interrupt my purpos'd rest, - Toward that shade I might behold addrest - The King and his companions; warily - I stole into a neighbour thicket by, - And overheard what you shall overhear- - That, by and by, disguis'd they will be here. - Their herald is a pretty knavish page, - That well by heart hath conn'd his embassage. - Action and accent did they teach him there: - 'Thus must thou speak' and 'thus thy body bear,' - And ever and anon they made a doubt - Presence majestical would put him out; - 'For' quoth the King 'an angel shalt thou see; - Yet fear not thou, but speak audaciously.' - The boy replied 'An angel is not evil; - I should have fear'd her had she been a devil.' - With that all laugh'd, and clapp'd him on the shoulder, - Making the bold wag by their praises bolder. - One rubb'd his elbow, thus, and fleer'd, and swore - A better speech was never spoke before. - Another with his finger and his thumb - Cried 'Via! we will do't, come what will come.' - The third he caper'd, and cried 'All goes well.' - The fourth turn'd on the toe, and down he fell. - With that they all did tumble on the ground, - With such a zealous laughter, so profound, - That in this spleen ridiculous appears, - To check their folly, passion's solemn tears. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. But what, but what, come they to visit us? - BOYET. They do, they do, and are apparell'd thus, - Like Muscovites or Russians, as I guess. - Their purpose is to parley, court, and dance; - And every one his love-feat will advance - Unto his several mistress; which they'll know - By favours several which they did bestow. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. And will they so? The gallants shall be task'd, - For, ladies, we will every one be mask'd; - And not a man of them shall have the grace, - Despite of suit, to see a lady's face. - Hold, Rosaline, this favour thou shalt wear, - And then the King will court thee for his dear; - Hold, take thou this, my sweet, and give me thine, - So shall Berowne take me for Rosaline. - And change you favours too; so shall your loves - Woo contrary, deceiv'd by these removes. - ROSALINE. Come on, then, wear the favours most in sight. - KATHARINE. But, in this changing, what is your intent? - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. The effect of my intent is to cross theirs. - They do it but in mocking merriment, - And mock for mock is only my intent. - Their several counsels they unbosom shall - To loves mistook, and so be mock'd withal - Upon the next occasion that we meet - With visages display'd to talk and greet. - ROSALINE. But shall we dance, if they desire us to't? - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. No, to the death, we will not move a foot, - Nor to their penn'd speech render we no grace; - But while 'tis spoke each turn away her face. - BOYET. Why, that contempt will kill the speaker's heart, - And quite divorce his memory from his part. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Therefore I do it; and I make no doubt - The rest will ne'er come in, if he be out. - There's no such sport as sport by sport o'erthrown, - To make theirs ours, and ours none but our own; - So shall we stay, mocking intended game, - And they well mock'd depart away with shame. - [Trumpet sounds within] - BOYET. The trumpet sounds; be mask'd; the maskers come. - [The LADIES mask] - - Enter BLACKAMOORS music, MOTH as Prologue, the - KING and his LORDS as maskers, in the guise of Russians - - MOTH. All hail, the richest heauties on the earth! - BOYET. Beauties no richer than rich taffeta. - MOTH. A holy parcel of the fairest dames - [The LADIES turn their backs to him] - That ever turn'd their- backs- to mortal views! - BEROWNE. Their eyes, villain, their eyes. - MOTH. That ever turn'd their eyes to mortal views! - Out- - BOYET. True; out indeed. - MOTH. Out of your favours, heavenly spirits, vouchsafe - Not to behold- - BEROWNE. Once to behold, rogue. - MOTH. Once to behold with your sun-beamed eyes- with your - sun-beamed eyes- - BOYET. They will not answer to that epithet; - You were best call it 'daughter-beamed eyes.' - MOTH. They do not mark me, and that brings me out. - BEROWNE. Is this your perfectness? Be gone, you rogue. - Exit MOTH - ROSALINE. What would these strangers? Know their minds, Boyet. - If they do speak our language, 'tis our will - That some plain man recount their purposes. - Know what they would. - BOYET. What would you with the Princess? - BEROWNE. Nothing but peace and gentle visitation. - ROSALINE. What would they, say they? - BOYET. Nothing but peace and gentle visitation. - ROSALINE. Why, that they have; and bid them so be gone. - BOYET. She says you have it, and you may be gone. - KING. Say to her we have measur'd many miles - To tread a measure with her on this grass. - BOYET. They say that they have measur'd many a mile - To tread a measure with you on this grass. - ROSALINE. It is not so. Ask them how many inches - Is in one mile? If they have measured many, - The measure, then, of one is eas'ly told. - BOYET. If to come hither you have measur'd miles, - And many miles, the Princess bids you tell - How many inches doth fill up one mile. - BEROWNE. Tell her we measure them by weary steps. - BOYET. She hears herself. - ROSALINE. How many weary steps - Of many weary miles you have o'ergone - Are numb'red in the travel of one mile? - BEROWNE. We number nothing that we spend for you; - Our duty is so rich, so infinite, - That we may do it still without accompt. - Vouchsafe to show the sunshine of your face, - That we, like savages, may worship it. - ROSALINE. My face is but a moon, and clouded too. - KING. Blessed are clouds, to do as such clouds do. - Vouchsafe, bright moon, and these thy stars, to shine, - Those clouds removed, upon our watery eyne. - ROSALINE. O vain petitioner! beg a greater matter; - Thou now requests but moonshine in the water. - KING. Then in our measure do but vouchsafe one change. - Thou bid'st me beg; this begging is not strange. - ROSALINE. Play, music, then. Nay, you must do it soon. - Not yet? No dance! Thus change I like the moon. - KING. Will you not dance? How come you thus estranged? - ROSALINE. You took the moon at full; but now she's changed. - KING. Yet still she is the Moon, and I the Man. - The music plays; vouchsafe some motion to it. - ROSALINE. Our ears vouchsafe it. - KING. But your legs should do it. - ROSALINE. Since you are strangers, and come here by chance, - We'll not be nice; take hands. We will not dance. - KING. Why take we hands then? - ROSALINE. Only to part friends. - Curtsy, sweet hearts; and so the measure ends. - KING. More measure of this measure; be not nice. - ROSALINE. We can afford no more at such a price. - KING. Price you yourselves. What buys your company? - ROSALINE. Your absence only. - KING. That can never be. - ROSALINE. Then cannot we be bought; and so adieu- - Twice to your visor and half once to you. - KING. If you deny to dance, let's hold more chat. - ROSALINE. In private then. - KING. I am best pleas'd with that. [They converse apart] - BEROWNE. White-handed mistress, one sweet word with thee. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Honey, and milk, and sugar; there is three. - BEROWNE. Nay, then, two treys, an if you grow so nice, - Metheglin, wort, and malmsey; well run dice! - There's half a dozen sweets. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Seventh sweet, adieu! - Since you can cog, I'll play no more with you. - BEROWNE. One word in secret. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Let it not be sweet. - BEROWNE. Thou grievest my gall. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Gall! bitter. - BEROWNE. Therefore meet. [They converse apart] - DUMAIN. Will you vouchsafe with me to change a word? - MARIA. Name it. - DUMAIN. Fair lady- - MARIA. Say you so? Fair lord- - Take that for your fair lady. - DUMAIN. Please it you, - As much in private, and I'll bid adieu. - [They converse apart] - KATHARINE. What, was your vizard made without a tongue? - LONGAVILLE. I know the reason, lady, why you ask. - KATHARINE. O for your reason! Quickly, sir; I long. - LONGAVILLE. You have a double tongue within your mask, - And would afford my speechless vizard half. - KATHARINE. 'Veal' quoth the Dutchman. Is not 'veal' a calf? - LONGAVILLE. A calf, fair lady! - KATHARINE. No, a fair lord calf. - LONGAVILLE. Let's part the word. - KATHARINE. No, I'll not be your half. - Take all and wean it; it may prove an ox. - LONGAVILLE. Look how you butt yourself in these sharp mocks! - Will you give horns, chaste lady? Do not so. - KATHARINE. Then die a calf, before your horns do grow. - LONGAVILLE. One word in private with you ere I die. - KATHARINE. Bleat softly, then; the butcher hears you cry. - [They converse apart] - BOYET. The tongues of mocking wenches are as keen - As is the razor's edge invisible, - Cutting a smaller hair than may be seen, - Above the sense of sense; so sensible - Seemeth their conference; their conceits have wings, - Fleeter than arrows, bullets, wind, thought, swifter things. - ROSALINE. Not one word more, my maids; break off, break off. - BEROWNE. By heaven, all dry-beaten with pure scoff! - KING. Farewell, mad wenches; you have simple wits. - Exeunt KING, LORDS, and BLACKAMOORS - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Twenty adieus, my frozen Muscovits. - Are these the breed of wits so wondered at? - BOYET. Tapers they are, with your sweet breaths puff'd out. - ROSALINE. Well-liking wits they have; gross, gross; fat, fat. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. O poverty in wit, kingly-poor flout! - Will they not, think you, hang themselves to-night? - Or ever but in vizards show their faces? - This pert Berowne was out of count'nance quite. - ROSALINE. They were all in lamentable cases! - The King was weeping-ripe for a good word. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Berowne did swear himself out of all suit. - MARIA. Dumain was at my service, and his sword. - 'No point' quoth I; my servant straight was mute. - KATHARINE. Lord Longaville said I came o'er his heart; - And trow you what he call'd me? - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Qualm, perhaps. - KATHARINE. Yes, in good faith. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Go, sickness as thou art! - ROSALINE. Well, better wits have worn plain statute-caps. - But will you hear? The King is my love sworn. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. And quick Berowne hath plighted faith to me. - KATHARINE. And Longaville was for my service born. - MARIA. Dumain is mine, as sure as bark on tree. - BOYET. Madam, and pretty mistresses, give ear: - Immediately they will again be here - In their own shapes; for it can never be - They will digest this harsh indignity. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Will they return? - BOYET. They will, they will, God knows, - And leap for joy, though they are lame with blows; - Therefore, change favours; and, when they repair, - Blow like sweet roses in this summer air. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. How blow? how blow? Speak to be understood. - BOYET. Fair ladies mask'd are roses in their bud: - Dismask'd, their damask sweet commixture shown, - Are angels vailing clouds, or roses blown. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Avaunt, perplexity! What shall we do - If they return in their own shapes to woo? - ROSALINE. Good madam, if by me you'll be advis'd, - Let's mock them still, as well known as disguis'd. - Let us complain to them what fools were here, - Disguis'd like Muscovites, in shapeless gear; - And wonder what they were, and to what end - Their shallow shows and prologue vilely penn'd, - And their rough carriage so ridiculous, - Should be presented at our tent to us. - BOYET. Ladies, withdraw; the gallants are at hand. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Whip to our tents, as roes run o'er land. - Exeunt PRINCESS, ROSALINE, KATHARINE, and MARIA - - Re-enter the KING, BEROWNE, LONGAVILLE, and DUMAIN, - in their proper habits - - KING. Fair sir, God save you! Where's the Princess? - BOYET. Gone to her tent. Please it your Majesty - Command me any service to her thither? - KING. That she vouchsafe me audience for one word. - BOYET. I will; and so will she, I know, my lord. Exit - BEROWNE. This fellow pecks up wit as pigeons pease, - And utters it again when God doth please. - He is wit's pedlar, and retails his wares - At wakes, and wassails, meetings, markets, fairs; - And we that sell by gross, the Lord doth know, - Have not the grace to grace it with such show. - This gallant pins the wenches on his sleeve; - Had he been Adam, he had tempted Eve. - 'A can carve too, and lisp; why this is he - That kiss'd his hand away in courtesy; - This is the ape of form, Monsieur the Nice, - That, when he plays at tables, chides the dice - In honourable terms; nay, he can sing - A mean most meanly; and in ushering, - Mend him who can. The ladies call him sweet; - The stairs, as he treads on them, kiss his feet. - This is the flow'r that smiles on every one, - To show his teeth as white as whales-bone; - And consciences that will not die in debt - Pay him the due of 'honey-tongued Boyet.' - KING. A blister on his sweet tongue, with my heart, - That put Armado's page out of his part! - - Re-enter the PRINCESS, ushered by BOYET; ROSALINE, - MARIA, and KATHARINE - - BEROWNE. See where it comes! Behaviour, what wert thou - Till this man show'd thee? And what art thou now? - KING. All hail, sweet madam, and fair time of day! - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. 'Fair' in 'all hail' is foul, as I conceive. - KING. Construe my speeches better, if you may. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Then wish me better; I will give you leave. - KING. We came to visit you, and purpose now - To lead you to our court; vouchsafe it then. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. This field shall hold me, and so hold your vow: - Nor God, nor I, delights in perjur'd men. - KING. Rebuke me not for that which you provoke. - The virtue of your eye must break my oath. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. You nickname virtue: vice you should have - spoke; - For virtue's office never breaks men's troth. - Now by my maiden honour, yet as pure - As the unsullied lily, I protest, - A world of torments though I should endure, - I would not yield to be your house's guest; - So much I hate a breaking cause to be - Of heavenly oaths, vowed with integrity. - KING. O, you have liv'd in desolation here, - Unseen, unvisited, much to our shame. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Not so, my lord; it is not so, I swear; - We have had pastimes here, and pleasant game; - A mess of Russians left us but of late. - KING. How, madam! Russians! - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Ay, in truth, my lord; - Trim gallants, full of courtship and of state. - ROSALINE. Madam, speak true. It is not so, my lord. - My lady, to the manner of the days, - In courtesy gives undeserving praise. - We four indeed confronted were with four - In Russian habit; here they stayed an hour - And talk'd apace; and in that hour, my lord, - They did not bless us with one happy word. - I dare not call them fools; but this I think, - When they are thirsty, fools would fain have drink. - BEROWNE. This jest is dry to me. Fair gentle sweet, - Your wit makes wise things foolish; when we greet, - With eyes best seeing, heaven's fiery eye, - By light we lose light; your capacity - Is of that nature that to your huge store - Wise things seem foolish and rich things but poor. - ROSALINE. This proves you wise and rich, for in my eye- - BEROWNE. I am a fool, and full of poverty. - ROSALINE. But that you take what doth to you belong, - It were a fault to snatch words from my tongue. - BEROWNE. O, I am yours, and all that I possess. - ROSALINE. All the fool mine? - BEROWNE. I cannot give you less. - ROSALINE. Which of the vizards was it that you wore? - BEROWNE. Where? when? what vizard? Why demand you this? - ROSALINE. There, then, that vizard; that superfluous case - That hid the worse and show'd the better face. - KING. We were descried; they'll mock us now downright. - DUMAIN. Let us confess, and turn it to a jest. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Amaz'd, my lord? Why looks your Highness sad? - ROSALINE. Help, hold his brows! he'll swoon! Why look you pale? - Sea-sick, I think, coming from Muscovy. - BEROWNE. Thus pour the stars down plagues for perjury. - Can any face of brass hold longer out? - Here stand I, lady- dart thy skill at me, - Bruise me with scorn, confound me with a flout, - Thrust thy sharp wit quite through my ignorance, - Cut me to pieces with thy keen conceit; - And I will wish thee never more to dance, - Nor never more in Russian habit wait. - O, never will I trust to speeches penn'd, - Nor to the motion of a school-boy's tongue, - Nor never come in vizard to my friend, - Nor woo in rhyme, like a blind harper's song. - Taffeta phrases, silken terms precise, - Three-pil'd hyperboles, spruce affectation, - Figures pedantical- these summer-flies - Have blown me full of maggot ostentation. - I do forswear them; and I here protest, - By this white glove- how white the hand, God knows!- - Henceforth my wooing mind shall be express'd - In russet yeas, and honest kersey noes. - And, to begin, wench- so God help me, law!- - My love to thee is sound, sans crack or flaw. - ROSALINE. Sans 'sans,' I pray you. - BEROWNE. Yet I have a trick - Of the old rage; bear with me, I am sick; - I'll leave it by degrees. Soft, let us see- - Write 'Lord have mercy on us' on those three; - They are infected; in their hearts it lies; - They have the plague, and caught it of your eyes. - These lords are visited; you are not free, - For the Lord's tokens on you do I see. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. No, they are free that gave these tokens to us. - BEROWNE. Our states are forfeit; seek not to undo us. - ROSALINE. It is not so; for how can this be true, - That you stand forfeit, being those that sue? - BEROWNE. Peace; for I will not have to do with you. - ROSALINE. Nor shall not, if I do as I intend. - BEROWNE. Speak for yourselves; my wit is at an end. - KING. Teach us, sweet madam, for our rude transgression - Some fair excuse. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. The fairest is confession. - Were not you here but even now, disguis'd? - KING. Madam, I was. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. And were you well advis'd? - KING. I was, fair madam. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. When you then were here, - What did you whisper in your lady's ear? - KING. That more than all the world I did respect her. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. When she shall challenge this, you will reject - her. - KING. Upon mine honour, no. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Peace, peace, forbear; - Your oath once broke, you force not to forswear. - KING. Despise me when I break this oath of mine. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. I will; and therefore keep it. Rosaline, - What did the Russian whisper in your ear? - ROSALINE. Madam, he swore that he did hold me dear - As precious eyesight, and did value me - Above this world; adding thereto, moreover, - That he would wed me, or else die my lover. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. God give thee joy of him! The noble lord - Most honourably doth uphold his word. - KING. What mean you, madam? By my life, my troth, - I never swore this lady such an oath. - ROSALINE. By heaven, you did; and, to confirm it plain, - You gave me this; but take it, sir, again. - KING. My faith and this the Princess I did give; - I knew her by this jewel on her sleeve. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Pardon me, sir, this jewel did she wear; - And Lord Berowne, I thank him, is my dear. - What, will you have me, or your pearl again? - BEROWNE. Neither of either; I remit both twain. - I see the trick on't: here was a consent, - Knowing aforehand of our merriment, - To dash it like a Christmas comedy. - Some carry-tale, some please-man, some slight zany, - Some mumble-news, some trencher-knight, some Dick, - That smiles his cheek in years and knows the trick - To make my lady laugh when she's dispos'd, - Told our intents before; which once disclos'd, - The ladies did change favours; and then we, - Following the signs, woo'd but the sign of she. - Now, to our perjury to add more terror, - We are again forsworn in will and error. - Much upon this it is; [To BOYET] and might not you - Forestall our sport, to make us thus untrue? - Do not you know my lady's foot by th' squier, - And laugh upon the apple of her eye? - And stand between her back, sir, and the fire, - Holding a trencher, jesting merrily? - You put our page out. Go, you are allow'd; - Die when you will, a smock shall be your shroud. - You leer upon me, do you? There's an eye - Wounds like a leaden sword. - BOYET. Full merrily - Hath this brave manage, this career, been run. - BEROWNE. Lo, he is tilting straight! Peace; I have done. - - Enter COSTARD - - Welcome, pure wit! Thou part'st a fair fray. - COSTARD. O Lord, sir, they would know - Whether the three Worthies shall come in or no? - BEROWNE. What, are there but three? - COSTARD. No, sir; but it is vara fine, - For every one pursents three. - BEROWNE. And three times thrice is nine. - COSTARD. Not so, sir; under correction, sir, - I hope it is not so. - You cannot beg us, sir, I can assure you, sir; we know what we - know; - I hope, sir, three times thrice, sir- - BEROWNE. Is not nine. - COSTARD. Under correction, sir, we know whereuntil it doth amount. - BEROWNE. By Jove, I always took three threes for nine. - COSTARD. O Lord, sir, it were pity you should get your living by - reck'ning, sir. - BEROWNE. How much is it? - COSTARD. O Lord, sir, the parties themselves, the actors, sir, will - show whereuntil it doth amount. For mine own part, I am, as they - say, but to parfect one man in one poor man, Pompion the Great, - sir. - BEROWNE. Art thou one of the Worthies? - COSTARD. It pleased them to think me worthy of Pompey the Great; - for mine own part, I know not the degree of the Worthy; but I am - to stand for him. - BEROWNE. Go, bid them prepare. - COSTARD. We will turn it finely off, sir; we will take some care. - Exit COSTARD - KING. Berowne, they will shame us; let them not approach. - BEROWNE. We are shame-proof, my lord, and 'tis some policy - To have one show worse than the King's and his company. - KING. I say they shall not come. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Nay, my good lord, let me o'errule you now. - That sport best pleases that doth least know how; - Where zeal strives to content, and the contents - Dies in the zeal of that which it presents. - Their form confounded makes most form in mirth, - When great things labouring perish in their birth. - BEROWNE. A right description of our sport, my lord. - - Enter ARMADO - - ARMADO. Anointed, I implore so much expense of thy royal sweet - breath as will utter a brace of words. - [Converses apart with the KING, and delivers a paper] - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Doth this man serve God? - BEROWNE. Why ask you? - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. 'A speaks not like a man of God his making. - ARMADO. That is all one, my fair, sweet, honey monarch; for, I - protest, the schoolmaster is exceeding fantastical; too too vain, - too too vain; but we will put it, as they say, to fortuna de la - guerra. I wish you the peace of mind, most royal couplement! - Exit ARMADO - KING. Here is like to be a good presence of Worthies. He presents - Hector of Troy; the swain, Pompey the Great; the parish curate, - Alexander; Arinado's page, Hercules; the pedant, Judas - Maccabaeus. - And if these four Worthies in their first show thrive, - These four will change habits and present the other five. - BEROWNE. There is five in the first show. - KING. You are deceived, 'tis not so. - BEROWNE. The pedant, the braggart, the hedge-priest, the fool, and - the boy: - Abate throw at novum, and the whole world again - Cannot pick out five such, take each one in his vein. - KING. The ship is under sail, and here she comes amain. - - Enter COSTARD, armed for POMPEY - - COSTARD. I Pompey am- - BEROWNE. You lie, you are not he. - COSTARD. I Pompey am- - BOYET. With libbard's head on knee. - BEROWNE. Well said, old mocker; I must needs be friends with thee. - COSTARD. I Pompey am, Pompey surnam'd the Big- - DUMAIN. The Great. - COSTARD. It is Great, sir. - Pompey surnam'd the Great, - That oft in field, with targe and shield, did make my foe to - sweat; - And travelling along this coast, I bere am come by chance, - And lay my arms before the legs of this sweet lass of France. - - If your ladyship would say 'Thanks, Pompey,' I had done. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Great thanks, great Pompey. - COSTARD. 'Tis not so much worth; but I hope I was perfect. - I made a little fault in Great. - BEROWNE. My hat to a halfpenny, Pompey proves the best Worthy. - - Enter SIR NATHANIEL, for ALEXANDER - - NATHANIEL. When in the world I liv'd, I was the world's commander; - By east, west, north, and south, I spread my conquering might. - My scutcheon plain declares that I am Alisander- - BOYET. Your nose says, no, you are not; for it stands to right. - BEROWNE. Your nose smells 'no' in this, most tender-smelling - knight. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. The conqueror is dismay'd. Proceed, good - Alexander. - NATHANIEL. When in the world I liv'd, I was the world's commander- - BOYET. Most true, 'tis right, you were so, Alisander. - BEROWNE. Pompey the Great! - COSTARD. Your servant, and Costard. - BEROWNE. Take away the conqueror, take away Alisander. - COSTARD. [To Sir Nathaniel] O, Sir, you have overthrown Alisander - the conqueror! You will be scrap'd out of the painted cloth for - this. Your lion, that holds his poleaxe sitting on a close-stool, - will be given to Ajax. He will be the ninth Worthy. A conqueror - and afeard to speak! Run away for shame, Alisander. - [Sir Nathaniel retires] There, an't shall please you, a foolish - mild man; an honest man, look you, and soon dash'd. He is a - marvellous good neighbour, faith, and a very good bowler; but for - Alisander- alas! you see how 'tis- a little o'erparted. But there - are Worthies a-coming will speak their mind in some other sort. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Stand aside, good Pompey. - - Enter HOLOFERNES, for JUDAS; and MOTH, for HERCULES - - HOLOFERNES. Great Hercules is presented by this imp, - Whose club kill'd Cerberus, that three-headed canus; - And when be was a babe, a child, a shrimp, - Thus did he strangle serpents in his manus. - Quoniam he seemeth in minority, - Ergo I come with this apology. - Keep some state in thy exit, and vanish. [MOTH retires] - Judas I am- - DUMAIN. A Judas! - HOLOFERNES. Not Iscariot, sir. - Judas I am, ycliped Maccabaeus. - DUMAIN. Judas Maccabaeus clipt is plain Judas. - BEROWNE. A kissing traitor. How art thou prov'd Judas? - HOLOFERNES. Judas I am- - DUMAIN. The more shame for you, Judas! - HOLOFERNES. What mean you, sir? - BOYET. To make Judas hang himself. - HOLOFERNES. Begin, sir; you are my elder. - BEROWNE. Well followed: Judas was hanged on an elder. - HOLOFERNES. I will not be put out of countenance. - BEROWNE. Because thou hast no face. - HOLOFERNES. What is this? - BOYET. A cittern-head. - DUMAIN. The head of a bodkin. - BEROWNE. A death's face in a ring. - LONGAVILLE. The face of an old Roman coin, scarce seen. - BOYET. The pommel of Coesar's falchion. - DUMAIN. The carv'd-bone face on a flask. - BEROWNE. Saint George's half-cheek in a brooch. - DUMAIN. Ay, and in a brooch of lead. - BEROWNE. Ay, and worn in the cap of a tooth-drawer. And now, - forward; for we have put thee in countenance. - HOLOFERNES. You have put me out of countenance. - BEROWNE. False: we have given thee faces. - HOLOFERNES. But you have outfac'd them all. - BEROWNE. An thou wert a lion we would do so. - BOYET. Therefore, as he is an ass, let him go. - And so adieu, sweet Jude! Nay, why dost thou stay? - DUMAIN. For the latter end of his name. - BEROWNE. For the ass to the Jude; give it him- Jud-as, away. - HOLOFERNES. This is not generous, not gentle, not humble. - BOYET. A light for Monsieur Judas! It grows dark, he may stumble. - [HOLOFERNES retires] - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Alas, poor Maccabaeus, how hath he been baited! - - Enter ARMADO, for HECTOR - - BEROWNE. Hide thy head, Achilles; here comes Hector in arms. - DUMAIN. Though my mocks come home by me, I will now be merry. - KING. Hector was but a Troyan in respect of this. - BOYET. But is this Hector? - DUMAIN. I think Hector was not so clean-timber'd. - LONGAVILLE. His leg is too big for Hector's. - DUMAIN. More calf, certain. - BOYET. No; he is best indued in the small. - BEROWNE. This cannot be Hector. - DUMAIN. He's a god or a painter, for he makes faces. - ARMADO. The armipotent Mars, of lances the almighty, - Gave Hector a gift- - DUMAIN. A gilt nutmeg. - BEROWNE. A lemon. - LONGAVILLE. Stuck with cloves. - DUMAIN. No, cloven. - ARMADO. Peace! - The armipotent Mars, of lances the almighty, - Gave Hector a gift, the heir of Ilion; - A man so breathed that certain he would fight ye, - From morn till night out of his pavilion. - I am that flower- - DUMAIN. That mint. - LONGAVILLE. That columbine. - ARMADO. Sweet Lord Longaville, rein thy tongue. - LONGAVILLE. I must rather give it the rein, for it runs against - Hector. - DUMAIN. Ay, and Hector's a greyhound. - ARMADO. The sweet war-man is dead and rotten; sweet chucks, beat - not the bones of the buried; when he breathed, he was a man. But - I will forward with my device. [To the PRINCESS] Sweet royalty, - bestow on me the sense of hearing. - - [BEROWNE steps forth, and speaks to COSTARD] - - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Speak, brave Hector; we are much delighted. - ARMADO. I do adore thy sweet Grace's slipper. - BOYET. [Aside to DUMAIN] Loves her by the foot. - DUMAIN. [Aside to BOYET] He may not by the yard. - ARMADO. This Hector far surmounted Hannibal- - COSTARD. The party is gone, fellow Hector, she is gone; she is two - months on her way. - ARMADO. What meanest thou? - COSTARD. Faith, unless you play the honest Troyan, the poor wench - is cast away. She's quick; the child brags in her belly already; - 'tis yours. - ARMADO. Dost thou infamonize me among potentates? Thou shalt die. - COSTARD. Then shall Hector be whipt for Jaquenetta that is quick by - him, and hang'd for Pompey that is dead by him. - DUMAIN. Most rare Pompey! - BOYET. Renowned Pompey! - BEROWNE. Greater than Great! Great, great, great Pompey! Pompey the - Huge! - DUMAIN. Hector trembles. - BEROWNE. Pompey is moved. More Ates, more Ates! Stir them on! stir - them on! - DUMAIN. Hector will challenge him. - BEROWNE. Ay, if 'a have no more man's blood in his belly than will - sup a flea. - ARMADO. By the North Pole, I do challenge thee. - COSTARD. I will not fight with a pole, like a Northern man; I'll - slash; I'll do it by the sword. I bepray you, let me borrow my - arms again. - DUMAIN. Room for the incensed Worthies! - COSTARD. I'll do it in my shirt. - DUMAIN. Most resolute Pompey! - MOTH. Master, let me take you a buttonhole lower. Do you not see - Pompey is uncasing for the combat? What mean you? You will lose - your reputation. - ARMADO. Gentlemen and soldiers, pardon me; I will not combat in my - shirt. - DUMAIN. You may not deny it: Pompey hath made the challenge. - ARMADO. Sweet bloods, I both may and will. - BEROWNE. What reason have you for 't? - ARMADO. The naked truth of it is: I have no shirt; I go woolward - for penance. - BOYET. True, and it was enjoined him in Rome for want of linen; - since when, I'll be sworn, he wore none but a dishclout of - Jaquenetta's, and that 'a wears next his heart for a favour. - - Enter as messenger, MONSIEUR MARCADE - - MARCADE. God save you, madam! - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Welcome, Marcade; - But that thou interruptest our merriment. - MARCADE. I am sorry, madam; for the news I bring - Is heavy in my tongue. The King your father- - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Dead, for my life! - MARCADE. Even so; my tale is told. - BEROWNE. WOrthies away; the scene begins to cloud. - ARMADO. For mine own part, I breathe free breath. I have seen the - day of wrong through the little hole of discretion, and I will - right myself like a soldier. Exeunt WORTHIES - KING. How fares your Majesty? - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Boyet, prepare; I will away to-night. - KING. Madam, not so; I do beseech you stay. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Prepare, I say. I thank you, gracious lords, - For all your fair endeavours, and entreat, - Out of a new-sad soul, that you vouchsafe - In your rich wisdom to excuse or hide - The liberal opposition of our spirits, - If over-boldly we have borne ourselves - In the converse of breath- your gentleness - Was guilty of it. Farewell, worthy lord. - A heavy heart bears not a nimble tongue. - Excuse me so, coming too short of thanks - For my great suit so easily obtain'd. - KING. The extreme parts of time extremely forms - All causes to the purpose of his speed; - And often at his very loose decides - That which long process could not arbitrate. - And though the mourning brow of progeny - Forbid the smiling courtesy of love - The holy suit which fain it would convince, - Yet, since love's argument was first on foot, - Let not the cloud of sorrow justle it - From what it purpos'd; since to wail friends lost - Is not by much so wholesome-profitable - As to rejoice at friends but newly found. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. I understand you not; my griefs are double. - BEROWNE. Honest plain words best pierce the ear of grief; - And by these badges understand the King. - For your fair sakes have we neglected time, - Play'd foul play with our oaths; your beauty, ladies, - Hath much deformed us, fashioning our humours - Even to the opposed end of our intents; - And what in us hath seem'd ridiculous, - As love is full of unbefitting strains, - All wanton as a child, skipping and vain; - Form'd by the eye and therefore, like the eye, - Full of strange shapes, of habits, and of forms, - Varying in subjects as the eye doth roll - To every varied object in his glance; - Which parti-coated presence of loose love - Put on by us, if in your heavenly eyes - Have misbecom'd our oaths and gravities, - Those heavenly eyes that look into these faults - Suggested us to make. Therefore, ladies, - Our love being yours, the error that love makes - Is likewise yours. We to ourselves prove false, - By being once false for ever to be true - To those that make us both- fair ladies, you; - And even that falsehood, in itself a sin, - Thus purifies itself and turns to grace. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. We have receiv'd your letters, full of love; - Your favours, the ambassadors of love; - And, in our maiden council, rated them - At courtship, pleasant jest, and courtesy, - As bombast and as lining to the time; - But more devout than this in our respects - Have we not been; and therefore met your loves - In their own fashion, like a merriment. - DUMAIN. Our letters, madam, show'd much more than jest. - LONGAVILLE. So did our looks. - ROSALINE. We did not quote them so. - KING. Now, at the latest minute of the hour, - Grant us your loves. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. A time, methinks, too short - To make a world-without-end bargain in. - No, no, my lord, your Grace is perjur'd much, - Full of dear guiltiness; and therefore this, - If for my love, as there is no such cause, - You will do aught- this shall you do for me: - Your oath I will not trust; but go with speed - To some forlorn and naked hermitage, - Remote from all the pleasures of the world; - There stay until the twelve celestial signs - Have brought about the annual reckoning. - If this austere insociable life - Change not your offer made in heat of blood, - If frosts and fasts, hard lodging and thin weeds, - Nip not the gaudy blossoms of your love, - But that it bear this trial, and last love, - Then, at the expiration of the year, - Come, challenge me, challenge me by these deserts; - And, by this virgin palm now kissing thine, - I will be thine; and, till that instant, shut - My woeful self up in a mournful house, - Raining the tears of lamentation - For the remembrance of my father's death. - If this thou do deny, let our hands part, - Neither intitled in the other's heart. - KING. If this, or more than this, I would deny, - To flatter up these powers of mine with rest, - The sudden hand of death close up mine eye! - Hence hermit then, my heart is in thy breast. - BEROWNE. And what to me, my love? and what to me? - ROSALINE. You must he purged too, your sins are rack'd; - You are attaint with faults and perjury; - Therefore, if you my favour mean to get, - A twelvemonth shall you spend, and never rest, - But seek the weary beds of people sick. - DUMAIN. But what to me, my love? but what to me? - A wife? - KATHARINE. A beard, fair health, and honesty; - With threefold love I wish you all these three. - DUMAIN. O, shall I say I thank you, gentle wife? - KATHARINE. No so, my lord; a twelvemonth and a day - I'll mark no words that smooth-fac'd wooers say. - Come when the King doth to my lady come; - Then, if I have much love, I'll give you some. - DUMAIN. I'll serve thee true and faithfully till then. - KATHARINE. Yet swear not, lest ye be forsworn again. - LONGAVILLE. What says Maria? - MARIA. At the twelvemonth's end - I'll change my black gown for a faithful friend. - LONGAVILLE. I'll stay with patience; but the time is long. - MARIA. The liker you; few taller are so young. - BEROWNE. Studies my lady? Mistress, look on me; - Behold the window of my heart, mine eye, - What humble suit attends thy answer there. - Impose some service on me for thy love. - ROSALINE. Oft have I heard of you, my Lord Berowne, - Before I saw you; and the world's large tongue - Proclaims you for a man replete with mocks, - Full of comparisons and wounding flouts, - Which you on all estates will execute - That lie within the mercy of your wit. - To weed this wormwood from your fruitful brain, - And therewithal to win me, if you please, - Without the which I am not to be won, - You shall this twelvemonth term from day to day - Visit the speechless sick, and still converse - With groaning wretches; and your task shall be, - With all the fierce endeavour of your wit, - To enforce the pained impotent to smile. - BEROWNE. To move wild laughter in the throat of death? - It cannot be; it is impossible; - Mirth cannot move a soul in agony. - ROSALINE. Why, that's the way to choke a gibing spirit, - Whose influence is begot of that loose grace - Which shallow laughing hearers give to fools. - A jest's prosperity lies in the ear - Of him that hears it, never in the tongue - Of him that makes it; then, if sickly ears, - Deaf'd with the clamours of their own dear groans, - Will hear your idle scorns, continue then, - And I will have you and that fault withal. - But if they will not, throw away that spirit, - And I shall find you empty of that fault, - Right joyful of your reformation. - BEROWNE. A twelvemonth? Well, befall what will befall, - I'll jest a twelvemonth in an hospital. - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. [ To the King] Ay, sweet my lord, and so I take - my leave. - KING. No, madam; we will bring you on your way. - BEROWNE. Our wooing doth not end like an old play: - Jack hath not Jill. These ladies' courtesy - Might well have made our sport a comedy. - KING. Come, sir, it wants a twelvemonth an' a day, - And then 'twill end. - BEROWNE. That's too long for a play. - - Re-enter ARMADO - - ARMADO. Sweet Majesty, vouchsafe me- - PRINCESS OF FRANCE. Was not that not Hector? - DUMAIN. The worthy knight of Troy. - ARMADO. I will kiss thy royal finger, and take leave. I am a - votary: I have vow'd to Jaquenetta to hold the plough for her - sweet love three year. But, most esteemed greatness, will you - hear the dialogue that the two learned men have compiled in - praise of the Owl and the Cuckoo? It should have followed in the - end of our show. - KING. Call them forth quickly; we will do so. - ARMADO. Holla! approach. - - Enter All - - This side is Hiems, Winter; this Ver, the Spring- the one - maintained by the Owl, th' other by the Cuckoo. Ver, begin. - - SPRING - When daisies pied and violets blue - And lady-smocks all silver-white - And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue - Do paint the meadows with delight, - The cuckoo then on every tree - Mocks married men, for thus sings he: - 'Cuckoo; - Cuckoo, cuckoo'- O word of fear, - Unpleasing to a married ear! - - When shepherds pipe on oaten straws, - And merry larks are ploughmen's clocks; - When turtles tread, and rooks and daws, - And maidens bleach their summer smocks; - The cuckoo then on every tree - Mocks married men, for thus sings he: - 'Cuckoo; - Cuckoo, cuckoo'- O word of fear, - Unpleasing to a married ear! - - - WINTER - - When icicles hang by the wall, - And Dick the shepherd blows his nail, - And Tom bears logs into the hall, - And milk comes frozen home in pail, - When blood is nipp'd, and ways be foul, - Then nightly sings the staring owl: - 'Tu-who; - Tu-whit, Tu-who'- A merry note, - While greasy Joan doth keel the pot. - - When all aloud the wind doth blow, - And coughing drowns the parson's saw, - And birds sit brooding in the snow, - And Marian's nose looks red and raw, - When roasted crabs hiss in the bowl, - Then nightly sings the staring owl: - 'Tu-who; - Tu-whit, To-who'- A merry note, - While greasy Joan doth keel the pot. - - ARMADO. The words of Mercury are harsh after the songs of Apollo. - You that way: we this way. Exeunt - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - - -1606 - -THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH - - -by William Shakespeare - - - -Dramatis Personae - - DUNCAN, King of Scotland - MACBETH, Thane of Glamis and Cawdor, a general in the King's army - LADY MACBETH, his wife - MACDUFF, Thane of Fife, a nobleman of Scotland - LADY MACDUFF, his wife - MALCOLM, elder son of Duncan - DONALBAIN, younger son of Duncan - BANQUO, Thane of Lochaber, a general in the King's army - FLEANCE, his son - LENNOX, nobleman of Scotland - ROSS, nobleman of Scotland - MENTEITH nobleman of Scotland - ANGUS, nobleman of Scotland - CAITHNESS, nobleman of Scotland - SIWARD, Earl of Northumberland, general of the English forces - YOUNG SIWARD, his son - SEYTON, attendant to Macbeth - HECATE, Queen of the Witches - The Three Witches - Boy, Son of Macduff - Gentlewoman attending on Lady Macbeth - An English Doctor - A Scottish Doctor - A Sergeant - A Porter - An Old Man - The Ghost of Banquo and other Apparitions - Lords, Gentlemen, Officers, Soldiers, Murtherers, Attendants, - and Messengers - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: Scotland and England - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -A desert place. Thunder and lightning. - -Enter three Witches. - - FIRST WITCH. When shall we three meet again? - In thunder, lightning, or in rain? - SECOND WITCH. When the hurlyburly's done, - When the battle's lost and won. - THIRD WITCH. That will be ere the set of sun. - FIRST WITCH. Where the place? - SECOND WITCH. Upon the heath. - THIRD WITCH. There to meet with Macbeth. - FIRST WITCH. I come, Graymalkin. - ALL. Paddock calls. Anon! - Fair is foul, and foul is fair. - Hover through the fog and filthy air. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE II. -A camp near Forres. Alarum within. - -Enter Duncan, Malcolm, Donalbain, Lennox, with Attendants, -meeting a bleeding Sergeant. - - DUNCAN. What bloody man is that? He can report, - As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt - The newest state. - MALCOLM. This is the sergeant - Who like a good and hardy soldier fought - 'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend! - Say to the King the knowledge of the broil - As thou didst leave it. - SERGEANT. Doubtful it stood, - As two spent swimmers that do cling together - And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald- - Worthy to be a rebel, for to that - The multiplying villainies of nature - Do swarm upon him -from the Western Isles - Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied; - And Fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling, - Show'd like a rebel's whore. But all's too weak; - For brave Macbeth -well he deserves that name- - Disdaining Fortune, with his brandish'd steel, - Which smoked with bloody execution, - Like Valor's minion carved out his passage - Till he faced the slave, - Which ne'er shook hands, nor bade farewell to him, - Till he unseam'd him from the nave to the chaps, - And fix'd his head upon our battlements. - DUNCAN. O valiant cousin! Worthy gentleman! - SERGEANT. As whence the sun 'gins his reflection - Shipwrecking storms and direful thunders break, - So from that spring whence comfort seem'd to come - Discomfort swells. Mark, King of Scotland, mark. - No sooner justice had, with valor arm'd, - Compell'd these skipping kerns to trust their heels, - But the Norweyan lord, surveying vantage, - With furbish'd arms and new supplies of men, - Began a fresh assault. - DUNCAN. Dismay'd not this - Our captains, Macbeth and Banquo.? - SERGEANT. Yes, - As sparrows eagles, or the hare the lion. - If I say sooth, I must report they were - As cannons overcharged with double cracks, - So they - Doubly redoubled strokes upon the foe. - Except they meant to bathe in reeking wounds, - Or memorize another Golgotha, - I cannot tell- - But I am faint; my gashes cry for help. - DUNCAN. So well thy words become thee as thy wounds; - They smack of honor both. Go get him surgeons. - Exit Sergeant, attended. - Who comes here? - - Enter Ross. - - MALCOLM The worthy Thane of Ross. - LENNOX. What a haste looks through his eyes! So should he look - That seems to speak things strange. - ROSS. God save the King! - DUNCAN. Whence camest thou, worthy Thane? - ROSS. From Fife, great King, - Where the Norweyan banners flout the sky - And fan our people cold. - Norway himself, with terrible numbers, - Assisted by that most disloyal traitor - The Thane of Cawdor, began a dismal conflict, - Till that Bellona's bridegroom, lapp'd in proof, - Confronted him with self-comparisons, - Point against point rebellious, arm 'gainst arm, - Curbing his lavish spirit; and, to conclude, - The victory fell on us. - DUNCAN. Great happiness! - ROSS. That now - Sweno, the Norways' king, craves composition; - Nor would we deign him burial of his men - Till he disbursed, at Saint Colme's Inch, - Ten thousand dollars to our general use. - DUNCAN. No more that Thane of Cawdor shall deceive - Our bosom interest. Go pronounce his present death, - And with his former title greet Macbeth. - ROSS. I'll see it done. - DUNCAN. What he hath lost, noble Macbeth hath won. - Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE III. -A heath. Thunder. - -Enter the three Witches. - - FIRST WITCH. Where hast thou been, sister? - SECOND WITCH. Killing swine. - THIRD WITCH. Sister, where thou? - FIRST WITCH. A sailor's wife had chestnuts in her lap, - And mounch'd, and mounch'd, and mounch'd. "Give me," quoth I. - "Aroint thee, witch!" the rump-fed ronyon cries. - Her husband's to Aleppo gone, master the Tiger; - But in a sieve I'll thither sail, - And, like a rat without a tail, - I'll do, I'll do, and I'll do. - SECOND WITCH. I'll give thee a wind. - FIRST WITCH. Thou'rt kind. - THIRD WITCH. And I another. - FIRST WITCH. I myself have all the other, - And the very ports they blow, - All the quarters that they know - I' the shipman's card. - I will drain him dry as hay: - Sleep shall neither night nor day - Hang upon his penthouse lid; - He shall live a man forbid. - Weary se'nnights nine times nine - Shall he dwindle, peak, and pine; - Though his bark cannot be lost, - Yet it shall be tempest-toss'd. - Look what I have. - SECOND WITCH. Show me, show me. - FIRST WITCH. Here I have a pilot's thumb, - Wreck'd as homeward he did come. Drum within. - THIRD WITCH. A drum, a drum! - Macbeth doth come. - ALL. The weird sisters, hand in hand, - Posters of the sea and land, - Thus do go about, about, - Thrice to thine, and thrice to mine, - And thrice again, to make up nine. - Peace! The charm's wound up. - - Enter Macbeth and Banquo. - - MACBETH. So foul and fair a day I have not seen. - BANQUO. How far is't call'd to Forres? What are these - So wither'd and so wild in their attire, - That look not like the inhabitants o' the earth, - And yet are on't? Live you? or are you aught - That man may question? You seem to understand me, - By each at once her choppy finger laying - Upon her skinny lips. You should be women, - And yet your beards forbid me to interpret - That you are so. - MACBETH. Speak, if you can. What are you? - FIRST WITCH. All hail, Macbeth, hail to thee, Thane of Glamis! - SECOND WITCH. All hail, Macbeth, hail to thee, Thane of Cawdor! - THIRD WITCH. All hail, Macbeth, that shalt be King hereafter! - BANQUO. Good sir, why do you start, and seem to fear - Things that do sound so fair? I' the name of truth, - Are ye fantastical or that indeed - Which outwardly ye show? My noble partner - You greet with present grace and great prediction - Of noble having and of royal hope, - That he seems rapt withal. To me you speak not. - If you can look into the seeds of time, - And say which grain will grow and which will not, - Speak then to me, who neither beg nor fear - Your favors nor your hate. - FIRST WITCH. Hail! - SECOND WITCH. Hail! - THIRD WITCH. Hail! - FIRST WITCH. Lesser than Macbeth, and greater. - SECOND WITCH. Not so happy, yet much happier. - THIRD WITCH. Thou shalt get kings, though thou be none. - So all hail, Macbeth and Banquo! - FIRST WITCH. Banquo and Macbeth, all hail! - MACBETH. Stay, you imperfect speakers, tell me more. - By Sinel's death I know I am Thane of Glamis; - But how of Cawdor? The Thane of Cawdor lives, - A prosperous gentleman; and to be King - Stands not within the prospect of belief, - No more than to be Cawdor. Say from whence - You owe this strange intelligence, or why - Upon this blasted heath you stop our way - With such prophetic greeting? Speak, I charge you. - Witches vanish. - BANQUO. The earth hath bubbles as the water has, - And these are of them. Whither are they vanish'd? - MACBETH. Into the air, and what seem'd corporal melted - As breath into the wind. Would they had stay'd! - BANQUO. Were such things here as we do speak about? - Or have we eaten on the insane root - That takes the reason prisoner? - MACBETH. Your children shall be kings. - BANQUO. You shall be King. - MACBETH. And Thane of Cawdor too. Went it not so? - BANQUO. To the selfsame tune and words. Who's here? - - Enter Ross and Angus. - - ROSS. The King hath happily received, Macbeth, - The news of thy success; and when he reads - Thy personal venture in the rebels' fight, - His wonders and his praises do contend - Which should be thine or his. Silenced with that, - In viewing o'er the rest o' the selfsame day, - He finds thee in the stout Norweyan ranks, - Nothing afeard of what thyself didst make, - Strange images of death. As thick as hail - Came post with post, and every one did bear - Thy praises in his kingdom's great defense, - And pour'd them down before him. - ANGUS. We are sent - To give thee, from our royal master, thanks; - Only to herald thee into his sight, - Not pay thee. - ROSS. And for an earnest of a greater honor, - He bade me, from him, call thee Thane of Cawdor. - In which addition, hail, most worthy Thane, - For it is thine. - BANQUO. What, can the devil speak true? - MACBETH. The Thane of Cawdor lives. Why do you dress me - In borrow'd robes? - ANGUS. Who was the Thane lives yet, - But under heavy judgement bears that life - Which he deserves to lose. Whether he was combined - With those of Norway, or did line the rebel - With hidden help and vantage, or that with both - He labor'd in his country's wreck, I know not; - But treasons capital, confess'd and proved, - Have overthrown him. - MACBETH. [Aside.] Glamis, and Thane of Cawdor! - The greatest is behind. [To Ross and Angus] Thanks for your - pains. - [Aside to Banquo] Do you not hope your children shall be kings, - When those that gave the Thane of Cawdor to me - Promised no less to them? - BANQUO. [Aside to Macbeth.] That, trusted home, - Might yet enkindle you unto the crown, - Besides the Thane of Cawdor. But 'tis strange; - And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, - The instruments of darkness tell us truths, - Win us with honest trifles, to betray's - In deepest consequence- - Cousins, a word, I pray you. - MACBETH. [Aside.] Two truths are told, - As happy prologues to the swelling act - Of the imperial theme-I thank you, gentlemen. - [Aside.] This supernatural soliciting - Cannot be ill, cannot be good. If ill, - Why hath it given me earnest of success, - Commencing in a truth? I am Thane of Cawdor. - If good, why do I yield to that suggestion - Whose horrid image doth unfix my hair - And make my seated heart knock at my ribs, - Against the use of nature? Present fears - Are less than horrible imaginings: - My thought, whose murther yet is but fantastical, - Shakes so my single state of man that function - Is smother'd in surmise, and nothing is - But what is not. - BANQUO. Look, how our partner's rapt. - MACBETH. [Aside.] If chance will have me King, why, chance may - crown me - Without my stir. - BANQUO. New honors come upon him, - Like our strange garments, cleave not to their mould - But with the aid of use. - MACBETH. [Aside.] Come what come may, - Time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - BANQUO. Worthy Macbeth, we stay upon your leisure. - MACBETH. Give me your favor; my dull brain was wrought - With things forgotten. Kind gentlemen, your pains - Are register'd where every day I turn - The leaf to read them. Let us toward the King. - Think upon what hath chanced, and at more time, - The interim having weigh'd it, let us speak - Our free hearts each to other. - BANQUO. Very gladly. - MACBETH. Till then, enough. Come, friends. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE IV. -Forres. The palace. - -Flourish. Enter Duncan, Malcolm, Donalbain, Lennox, and Attendants. - - DUNCAN. Is execution done on Cawdor? Are not - Those in commission yet return'd? - MALCOLM. My liege, - They are not yet come back. But I have spoke - With one that saw him die, who did report - That very frankly he confess'd his treasons, - Implored your Highness' pardon, and set forth - A deep repentance. Nothing in his life - Became him like the leaving it; he died - As one that had been studied in his death, - To throw away the dearest thing he owed - As 'twere a careless trifle. - DUNCAN. There's no art - To find the mind's construction in the face: - He was a gentleman on whom I built - An absolute trust. - - Enter Macbeth, Banquo, Ross, and Angus. - - O worthiest cousin! - The sin of my ingratitude even now - Was heavy on me. Thou art so far before, - That swiftest wing of recompense is slow - To overtake thee. Would thou hadst less deserved, - That the proportion both of thanks and payment - Might have been mine! Only I have left to say, - More is thy due than more than all can pay. - MACBETH. The service and the loyalty lowe, - In doing it, pays itself. Your Highness' part - Is to receive our duties, and our duties - Are to your throne and state, children and servants, - Which do but what they should, by doing everything - Safe toward your love and honor. - DUNCAN. Welcome hither. - I have begun to plant thee, and will labor - To make thee full of growing. Noble Banquo, - That hast no less deserved, nor must be known - No less to have done so; let me infold thee - And hold thee to my heart. - BANQUO. There if I grow, - The harvest is your own. - DUNCAN. My plenteous joys, - Wanton in fullness, seek to hide themselves - In drops of sorrow. Sons, kinsmen, thanes, - And you whose places are the nearest, know - We will establish our estate upon - Our eldest, Malcolm, whom we name hereafter - The Prince of Cumberland; which honor must - Not unaccompanied invest him only, - But signs of nobleness, like stars, shall shine - On all deservers. From hence to Inverness, - And bind us further to you. - MACBETH. The rest is labor, which is not used for you. - I'll be myself the harbinger, and make joyful - The hearing of my wife with your approach; - So humbly take my leave. - DUNCAN. My worthy Cawdor! - MACBETH. [Aside.] The Prince of Cumberland! That is a step - On which I must fall down, or else o'erleap, - For in my way it lies. Stars, hide your fires; - Let not light see my black and deep desires. - The eye wink at the hand; yet let that be - Which the eye fears, when it is done, to see. Exit. - DUNCAN. True, worthy Banquo! He is full so valiant, - And in his commendations I am fed; - It is a banquet to me. Let's after him, - Whose care is gone before to bid us welcome. - It is a peerless kinsman. Flourish. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE V. -Inverness. Macbeth's castle. - -Enter Lady Macbeth, reading a letter. - - LADY MACBETH. "They met me in the day of success, and I have - learned by the perfectest report they have more in them than - mortal knowledge. When I burned in desire to question them - further, they made themselves air, into which they vanished. - Whiles I stood rapt in the wonder of it, came missives from the - King, who all-hailed me 'Thane of Cawdor'; by which title, - before, these weird sisters saluted me and referred me to the - coming on of time with 'Hail, King that shalt be!' This have I - thought good to deliver thee, my dearest partner of greatness, - that thou mightst not lose the dues of rejoicing, by being - ignorant of what greatness is promised thee. Lay it to thy heart, - and farewell." - - Glamis thou art, and Cawdor, and shalt be - What thou art promised. Yet do I fear thy nature. - It is too full o' the milk of human kindness - To catch the nearest way. Thou wouldst be great; - Art not without ambition, but without - The illness should attend it. What thou wouldst highly, - That wouldst thou holily; wouldst not play false, - And yet wouldst wrongly win. Thou'ldst have, great Glamis, - That which cries, "Thus thou must do, if thou have it; - And that which rather thou dost fear to do - Than wishest should be undone." Hie thee hither, - That I may pour my spirits in thine ear, - And chastise with the valor of my tongue - All that impedes thee from the golden round, - Which fate and metaphysical aid doth seem - To have thee crown'd withal. - - Enter a Messenger. - - What is your tidings? - MESSENGER. The King comes here tonight. - LADY MACBETH. Thou'rt mad to say it! - Is not thy master with him? who, were't so, - Would have inform'd for preparation. - MESSENGER. So please you, it is true; our Thane is coming. - One of my fellows had the speed of him, - Who, almost dead for breath, had scarcely more - Than would make up his message. - LADY MACBETH. Give him tending; - He brings great news. Exit Messenger. - The raven himself is hoarse - That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan - Under my battlements. Come, you spirits - That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here - And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full - Of direst cruelty! Make thick my blood, - Stop up the access and passage to remorse, - That no compunctious visitings of nature - Shake my fell purpose nor keep peace between - The effect and it! Come to my woman's breasts, - And take my milk for gall, your murthering ministers, - Wherever in your sightless substances - You wait on nature's mischief! Come, thick night, - And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell - That my keen knife see not the wound it makes - Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark - To cry, "Hold, hold!" - - Enter Macbeth. - - Great Glamis! Worthy Cawdor! - Greater than both, by the all-hail hereafter! - Thy letters have transported me beyond - This ignorant present, and I feel now - The future in the instant. - MACBETH. My dearest love, - Duncan comes here tonight. - LADY MACBETH. And when goes hence? - MACBETH. Tomorrow, as he purposes. - LADY MACBETH. O, never - Shall sun that morrow see! - Your face, my Thane, is as a book where men - May read strange matters. To beguile the time, - Look like the time; bear welcome in your eye, - Your hand, your tongue; look like the innocent flower, - But be the serpent under it. He that's coming - Must be provided for; and you shall put - This night's great business into my dispatch, - Which shall to all our nights and days to come - Give solely sovereign sway and masterdom. - MACBETH. We will speak further. - LADY MACBETH. Only look up clear; - To alter favor ever is to fear. - Leave all the rest to me. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE VI. -Before Macbeth's castle. Hautboys and torches. - -Enter Duncan, Malcolm, Donalbain, Banquo, Lennox, Macduff, Ross, Angus, -and Attendants. - - DUNCAN. This castle hath a pleasant seat; the air - Nimbly and sweetly recommends itself - Unto our gentle senses. - BANQUO. This guest of summer, - The temple-haunting martlet, does approve - By his loved mansionry that the heaven's breath - Smells wooingly here. No jutty, frieze, - Buttress, nor coign of vantage, but this bird - Hath made his pendant bed and procreant cradle; - Where they most breed and haunt, I have observed - The air is delicate. - - Enter Lady Macbeth. - - DUNCAN. See, see, our honor'd hostess! - The love that follows us sometime is our trouble, - Which still we thank as love. Herein I teach you - How you shall bid God 'ield us for your pains, - And thank us for your trouble. - LADY MACBETH. All our service - In every point twice done, and then done double, - Were poor and single business to contend - Against those honors deep and broad wherewith - Your Majesty loads our house. For those of old, - And the late dignities heap'd up to them, - We rest your hermits. - DUNCAN. Where's the Thane of Cawdor? - We coursed him at the heels and had a purpose - To be his purveyor; but he rides well, - And his great love, sharp as his spur, hath holp him - To his home before us. Fair and noble hostess, - We are your guest tonight. - LADY MACBETH. Your servants ever - Have theirs, themselves, and what is theirs, in compt, - To make their audit at your Highness' pleasure, - Still to return your own. - DUNCAN. Give me your hand; - Conduct me to mine host. We love him highly, - And shall continue our graces towards him. - By your leave, hostess. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE VII -Macbeth's castle. Hautboys and torches. - -Enter a Sewer and divers Servants with dishes and service, who pass over -the stage. Then enter Macbeth. - - MACBETH. If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well - It were done quickly. If the assassination - Could trammel up the consequence, and catch, - With his surcease, success; that but this blow - Might be the be-all and the end-all -here, - But here, upon this bank and shoal of time, - We'ld jump the life to come. But in these cases - We still have judgement here, that we but teach - Bloody instructions, which being taught return - To plague the inventor. This even-handed justice - Commends the ingredients of our poison'd chalice - To our own lips. He's here in double trust: - First, as I am his kinsman and his subject, - Strong both against the deed; then, as his host, - Who should against his murtherer shut the door, - Not bear the knife myself. Besides, this Duncan - Hath borne his faculties so meek, hath been - So clear in his great office, that his virtues - Will plead like angels trumpet-tongued against - The deep damnation of his taking-off, - And pity, like a naked new-born babe - Striding the blast, or heaven's cherubin horsed - Upon the sightless couriers of the air, - Shall blow the horrid deed in every eye, - That tears shall drown the wind. I have no spur - To prick the sides of my intent, but only - Vaulting ambition, which o'erleaps itself - And falls on the other. - - Enter Lady Macbeth. - - How now, what news? - LADY MACBETH. He has almost supp'd. Why have you left the chamber? - MACBETH. Hath he ask'd for me? - LADY MACBETH. Know you not he has? - MACBETH. We will proceed no further in this business: - He hath honor'd me of late, and I have bought - Golden opinions from all sorts of people, - Which would be worn now in their newest gloss, - Not cast aside so soon. - LADY MACBETH. Was the hope drunk - Wherein you dress'd yourself? Hath it slept since? - And wakes it now, to look so green and pale - At what it did so freely? From this time - Such I account thy love. Art thou afeard - To be the same in thine own act and valor - As thou art in desire? Wouldst thou have that - Which thou esteem'st the ornament of life - And live a coward in thine own esteem, - Letting "I dare not" wait upon "I would" - Like the poor cat i' the adage? - MACBETH. Prithee, peace! - I dare do all that may become a man; - Who dares do more is none. - LADY MACBETH. What beast wast then - That made you break this enterprise to me? - When you durst do it, then you were a man, - And, to be more than what you were, you would - Be so much more the man. Nor time nor place - Did then adhere, and yet you would make both. - They have made themselves, and that their fitness now - Does unmake you. I have given suck and know - How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me- - I would, while it was smiling in my face, - Have pluck'd my nipple from his boneless gums - And dash'd the brains out had I so sworn as you - Have done to this. - MACBETH. If we should fail? - LADY MACBETH. We fail? - But screw your courage to the sticking-place - And we'll not fail. When Duncan is asleep- - Whereto the rather shall his day's hard journey - Soundly invite him- his two chamberlains - Will I with wine and wassail so convince - That memory, the warder of the brain, - Shall be a fume and the receipt of reason - A limbeck only. When in swinish sleep - Their drenched natures lie as in a death, - What cannot you and I perform upon - The unguarded Duncan? What not put upon - His spongy officers, who shall bear the guilt - Of our great quell? - MACBETH. Bring forth men-children only, - For thy undaunted mettle should compose - Nothing but males. Will it not be received, - When we have mark'd with blood those sleepy two - Of his own chamber and used their very daggers, - That they have done't? - LADY MACBETH. Who dares receive it other, - As we shall make our griefs and clamor roar - Upon his death? - MACBETH. I am settled and bend up - Each corporal agent to this terrible feat. - Away, and mock the time with fairest show: - False face must hide what the false heart doth know. - Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE I. -Inverness. Court of Macbeth's castle. - -Enter Banquo and Fleance, bearing a torch before him. - - BANQUO. How goes the night, boy? - FLEANCE. The moon is down; I have not heard the clock. - BANQUO. And she goes down at twelve. - FLEANCE. I take't 'tis later, sir. - BANQUO. Hold, take my sword. There's husbandry in heaven, - Their candles are all out. Take thee that too. - A heavy summons lies like lead upon me, - And yet I would not sleep. Merciful powers, - Restrain in me the cursed thoughts that nature - Gives way to in repose! - - Enter Macbeth and a Servant with a torch. - - Give me my sword. - Who's there? - MACBETH. A friend. - BANQUO. What, sir, not yet at rest? The King's abed. - He hath been in unusual pleasure and - Sent forth great largess to your offices. - This diamond he greets your wife withal, - By the name of most kind hostess, and shut up - In measureless content. - MACBETH. Being unprepared, - Our will became the servant to defect, - Which else should free have wrought. - BANQUO. All's well. - I dreamt last night of the three weird sisters: - To you they have show'd some truth. - MACBETH. I think not of them; - Yet, when we can entreat an hour to serve, - We would spend it in some words upon that business, - If you would grant the time. - BANQUO. At your kind'st leisure. - MACBETH. If you shall cleave to my consent, when 'tis, - It shall make honor for you. - BANQUO. So I lose none - In seeking to augment it, but still keep - My bosom franchised and allegiance clear, - I shall be counsel'd. - MACBETH. Good repose the while. - BANQUO. Thanks, sir, the like to you. - Exeunt Banquo. and Fleance. - MACBETH. Go bid thy mistress, when my drink is ready, - She strike upon the bell. Get thee to bed. Exit Servant. - Is this a dagger which I see before me, - The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. - I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. - Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible - To feeling as to sight? Or art thou but - A dagger of the mind, a false creation, - Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain? - I see thee yet, in form as palpable - As this which now I draw. - Thou marshal'st me the way that I was going, - And such an instrument I was to use. - Mine eyes are made the fools o' the other senses, - Or else worth all the rest. I see thee still, - And on thy blade and dudgeon gouts of blood, - Which was not so before. There's no such thing: - It is the bloody business which informs - Thus to mine eyes. Now o'er the one half-world - Nature seems dead, and wicked dreams abuse - The curtain'd sleep; witchcraft celebrates - Pale Hecate's offerings; and wither'd Murther, - Alarum'd by his sentinel, the wolf, - Whose howl's his watch, thus with his stealthy pace, - With Tarquin's ravishing strides, towards his design - Moves like a ghost. Thou sure and firm-set earth, - Hear not my steps, which way they walk, for fear - Thy very stones prate of my whereabout, - And take the present horror from the time, - Which now suits with it. Whiles I threat, he lives; - Words to the heat of deeds too cold breath gives. - A bell rings. - I go, and it is done; the bell invites me. - Hear it not, Duncan, for it is a knell - That summons thee to heaven, or to hell. Exit. - - - - -SCENE II. -The same. - -Enter Lady Macbeth. - - LADY MACBETH. That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold; - What hath quench'd them hath given me fire. Hark! Peace! - It was the owl that shriek'd, the fatal bellman, - Which gives the stern'st good night. He is about it: - The doors are open, and the surfeited grooms - Do mock their charge with snores. I have drugg'd their possets - That death and nature do contend about them, - Whether they live or die. - MACBETH. [Within.] Who's there' what, ho! - LADY MACBETH. Alack, I am afraid they have awaked - And 'tis not done. The attempt and not the deed - Confounds us. Hark! I laid their daggers ready; - He could not miss 'em. Had he not resembled - My father as he slept, I had done't. - - Enter Macbeth, - - My husband! - MACBETH. I have done the deed. Didst thou not hear a noise? - LADY MACBETH. I heard the owl scream and the crickets cry. - Did not you speak? - MACBETH. When? - LADY MACBETH. Now. - MACBETH. As I descended? - LADY MACBETH. Ay. - MACBETH. Hark! - Who lies i' the second chamber? - LADY MACBETH. Donalbain. - MACBETH. This is a sorry sight. [Looks on his hands. - LADY MACBETH. A foolish thought, to say a sorry sight. - MACBETH. There's one did laugh in 's sleep, and one cried, - "Murther!" - That they did wake each other. I stood and heard them, - But they did say their prayers and address'd them - Again to sleep. - LADY MACBETH. There are two lodged together. - MACBETH. One cried, "God bless us!" and "Amen" the other, - As they had seen me with these hangman's hands. - Listening their fear, I could not say "Amen," - When they did say, "God bless us!" - LADY MACBETH. Consider it not so deeply. - MACBETH. But wherefore could not I pronounce "Amen"? - I had most need of blessing, and "Amen" - Stuck in my throat. - LADY MACBETH. These deeds must not be thought - After these ways; so, it will make us mad. - MACBETH. I heard a voice cry, "Sleep no more! - Macbeth does murther sleep" -the innocent sleep, - Sleep that knits up the ravel'd sleave of care, - The death of each day's life, sore labor's bath, - Balm of hurt minds, great nature's second course, - Chief nourisher in life's feast- - LADY MACBETH. What do you mean? - MACBETH. Still it cried, "Sleep no more!" to all the house; - "Glamis hath murther'd sleep, and therefore Cawdor - Shall sleep no more. Macbeth shall sleep no more." - LADY MACBETH. Who was it that thus cried? Why, worthy Thane, - You do unbend your noble strength, to think - So brainsickly of things. Go, get some water - And wash this filthy witness from your hand. - Why did you bring these daggers from the place? - They must lie there. Go carry them, and smear - The sleepy grooms with blood. - MACBETH. I'll go no more. - I am afraid to think what I have done; - Look on't again I dare not. - LADY MACBETH. Infirm of purpose! - Give me the daggers. The sleeping and the dead - Are but as pictures; 'tis the eye of childhood - That fears a painted devil. If he do bleed, - I'll gild the faces of the grooms withal, - For it must seem their guilt. Exit. Knocking within. - MACBETH. Whence is that knocking? - How is't with me, when every noise appals me? - What hands are here? Ha, they pluck out mine eyes! - Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood - Clean from my hand? No, this my hand will rather - The multitudinous seas incarnadine, - Making the green one red. - - Re-enter Lady Macbeth. - - LADY MACBETH. My hands are of your color, but I shame - To wear a heart so white. [Knocking within.] I hear knocking - At the south entry. Retire we to our chamber. - A little water clears us of this deed. - How easy is it then! Your constancy - Hath left you unattended. [Knocking within.] Hark, more knocking. - Get on your nightgown, lest occasion call us - And show us to be watchers. Be not lost - So poorly in your thoughts. - MACBETH. To know my deed, 'twere best not know myself. - Knocking within. - Wake Duncan with thy knocking! I would thou couldst! - Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE III. -The same. - -Enter a Porter. Knocking within. - - PORTER. Here's a knocking indeed! If a man were porter of Hell - Gate, he should have old turning the key. [Knocking within.] - Knock, knock, knock! Who's there, i' the name of Belzebub? Here's - a farmer that hanged himself on th' expectation of plenty. Come - in time! Have napkins enow about you; here you'll sweat fort. - [Knocking within.] Knock, knock! Who's there, in th' other - devil's name? Faith, here's an equivocator that could swear in - both the scales against either scale, who committed treason - enough for God's sake, yet could not equivocate to heaven. O, - come in, equivocator. [Knocking within.] Knock, knock, knock! - Who's there? Faith, here's an English tailor come hither, for - stealing out of a French hose. Come in, tailor; here you may - roast your goose. [Knocking within.] Knock, knock! Never at - quiet! What are you? But this place is too cold for hell. I'll - devil-porter it no further. I had thought to have let in some of - all professions, that go the primrose way to the everlasting - bonfire. [Knocking within.] Anon, anon! I pray you, remember the - porter. - Opens the gate. - - Enter Macduff and Lennox. - - MACDUFF. Was it so late, friend, ere you went to bed, - That you do lie so late? - PORTER. Faith, sir, we were carousing till the second cock; and - drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things. - MACDUFF. What three things does drink especially provoke? - PORTER. Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, - it provokes and unprovokes: it provokes the desire, but it takes - away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an - equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets - him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him and disheartens - him; makes him stand to and not stand to; in conclusion, - equivocates him in a sleep, and giving him the lie, leaves him. - MACDUFF. I believe drink gave thee the lie last night. - PORTER. That it did, sir, i' the very throat on me; but requited - him for his lie, and, I think, being too strong for him, though - he took up my legs sometime, yet I made shift to cast him. - MACDUFF. Is thy master stirring? - - Enter Macbeth. - - Our knocking has awaked him; here he comes. - LENNOX. Good morrow, noble sir. - MACBETH. morrow, both. - MACDUFF. Is the King stirring, worthy Thane? - MACBETH. Not yet. - MACDUFF. He did command me to call timely on him; - I have almost slipp'd the hour. - MACBETH. I'll bring you to him. - MACDUFF. I know this is a joyful trouble to you, - But yet 'tis one. - MACBETH. The labor we delight in physics pain. - This is the door. - MACDUFF I'll make so bold to call, - For 'tis my limited service. Exit. - LENNOX. Goes the King hence today? - MACBETH. He does; he did appoint so. - LENNOX. The night has been unruly. Where we lay, - Our chimneys were blown down, and, as they say, - Lamentings heard i' the air, strange screams of death, - And prophesying with accents terrible - Of dire combustion and confused events - New hatch'd to the woeful time. The obscure bird - Clamor'd the livelong night. Some say the earth - Was feverous and did shake. - MACBETH. 'Twas a rough fight. - LENNOX. My young remembrance cannot parallel - A fellow to it. - - Re-enter Macduff. - - MACDUFF. O horror, horror, horror! Tongue nor heart - Cannot conceive nor name thee. - MACBETH. LENNOX. What's the matter? - MACDUFF. Confusion now hath made his masterpiece. - Most sacrilegious murther hath broke ope - The Lord's anointed temple and stole thence - The life o' the building. - MACBETH. What is't you say? the life? - LENNOX. Mean you his Majesty? - MACDUFF. Approach the chamber, and destroy your sight - With a new Gorgon. Do not bid me speak; - See, and then speak yourselves. - Exeunt Macbeth and Lennox. - Awake, awake! - Ring the alarum bell. Murther and treason! - Banquo and Donalbain! Malcolm, awake! - Shake off this downy sleep, death's counterfeit, - And look on death itself! Up, up, and see - The great doom's image! Malcolm! Banquo! - As from your graves rise up, and walk like sprites - To countenance this horror! Ring the bell. Bell rings. - - Enter Lady Macbeth. - - LADY MACBETH. What's the business, - That such a hideous trumpet calls to parley - The sleepers of the house? Speak, speak! - MACDUFF. O gentle lady, - 'Tis not for you to hear what I can speak: - The repetition in a woman's ear - Would murther as it fell. - - Enter Banquo. - - O Banquo, Banquo! - Our royal master's murther'd. - LADY MACBETH. Woe, alas! - What, in our house? - BANQUO. Too cruel anywhere. - Dear Duff, I prithee, contradict thyself, - And say it is not so. - - Re-enter Macbeth and Lennox, with Ross. - - MACBETH. Had I but died an hour before this chance, - I had lived a blessed time, for from this instant - There's nothing serious in mortality. - All is but toys; renown and grace is dead, - The wine of life is drawn, and the mere lees - Is left this vault to brag of. - - Enter Malcolm and Donalbain. - - DONALBAIN. What is amiss? - MACBETH. You are, and do not know't. - The spring, the head, the fountain of your blood - Is stopped, the very source of it is stopp'd. - MACDUFF. Your royal father's murther'd. - MALCOLM. O, by whom? - LENNOX. Those of his chamber, as it seem'd, had done't. - Their hands and faces were all badged with blood; - So were their daggers, which unwiped we found - Upon their pillows. - They stared, and were distracted; no man's life - Was to be trusted with them. - MACBETH. O, yet I do repent me of my fury, - That I did kill them. - MACDUFF. Wherefore did you so? - MACBETH. Who can be wise, amazed, temperate and furious, - Loyal and neutral, in a moment? No man. - The expedition of my violent love - Outrun the pauser reason. Here lay Duncan, - His silver skin laced with his golden blood, - And his gash'd stabs look'd like a breach in nature - For ruin's wasteful entrance; there, the murtherers, - Steep'd in the colors of their trade, their daggers - Unmannerly breech'd with gore. Who could refrain, - That had a heart to love, and in that heart - Courage to make 's love known? - LADY MACBETH. Help me hence, ho! - MACDUFF. Look to the lady. - MALCOLM. [Aside to Donalbain.] Why do we hold our tongues, - That most may claim this argument for ours? - DONALBAIN. [Aside to Malcolm.] What should be spoken here, where - our fate, - Hid in an auger hole, may rush and seize us? - Let's away, - Our tears are not yet brew'd. - MALCOLM. [Aside to Donalbain.] Nor our strong sorrow - Upon the foot of motion. - BANQUO. Look to the lady. - Lady Macbeth is carried out. - And when we have our naked frailties hid, - That suffer in exposure, let us meet - And question this most bloody piece of work - To know it further. Fears and scruples shake us. - In the great hand of God I stand, and thence - Against the undivulged pretense I fight - Of treasonous malice. - MACDUFF. And so do I. - ALL. So all. - MACBETH. Let's briefly put on manly readiness - And meet i' the hall together. - ALL. Well contented. - Exeunt all but Malcolm and Donalbain. - MALCOLM. What will you do? Let's not consort with them. - To show an unfelt sorrow is an office - Which the false man does easy. I'll to England. - DONALBAIN. To Ireland, I; our separated fortune - Shall keep us both the safer. Where we are - There's daggers in men's smiles; the near in blood, - The nearer bloody. - MALCOLM. This murtherous shaft that's shot - Hath not yet lighted, and our safest way - Is to avoid the aim. Therefore to horse; - And let us not be dainty of leave-taking, - But shift away. There's warrant in that theft - Which steals itself when there's no mercy left. - Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE IV. -Outside Macbeth's castle. - -Enter Ross with an Old Man. - - OLD MAN. Threescore and ten I can remember well, - Within the volume of which time I have seen - Hours dreadful and things strange, but this sore night - Hath trifled former knowings. - ROSS. Ah, good father, - Thou seest the heavens, as troubled with man's act, - Threaten his bloody stage. By the clock 'tis day, - And yet dark night strangles the traveling lamp. - Is't night's predominance, or the day's shame, - That darkness does the face of earth entomb, - When living light should kiss it? - OLD MAN. 'Tis unnatural, - Even like the deed that's done. On Tuesday last - A falcon towering in her pride of place - Was by a mousing owl hawk'd at and kill'd. - ROSS. And Duncan's horses-a thing most strange and certain- - Beauteous and swift, the minions of their race, - Turn'd wild in nature, broke their stalls, flung out, - Contending 'gainst obedience, as they would make - War with mankind. - OLD MAN. 'Tis said they eat each other. - ROSS. They did so, to the amazement of mine eyes - That look'd upon't. - - Enter Macduff. - - Here comes the good Macduff. - How goes the world, sir, now? - MACDUFF. Why, see you not? - ROSS. Is't known who did this more than bloody deed? - MACDUFF. Those that Macbeth hath slain. - ROSS. Alas, the day! - What good could they pretend? - MACDUFF. They were suborn'd: - Malcolm and Donalbain, the King's two sons, - Are stol'n away and fled, which puts upon them - Suspicion of the deed. - ROSS. 'Gainst nature still! - Thriftless ambition, that wilt ravin up - Thine own life's means! Then 'tis most like - The sovereignty will fall upon Macbeth. - MACDUFF. He is already named, and gone to Scone - To be invested. - ROSS. Where is Duncan's body? - MACDUFF. Carried to Colmekill, - The sacred storehouse of his predecessors - And guardian of their bones. - ROSS. Will you to Scone? - MACDUFF. No, cousin, I'll to Fife. - ROSS. Well, I will thither. - MACDUFF. Well, may you see things well done there. - Adieu, - Lest our old robes sit easier than our new! - ROSS. Farewell, father. - OLD MAN. God's benison go with you and with those - That would make good of bad and friends of foes! - Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -Forres. The palace. - -Enter Banquo. - - BANQUO. Thou hast it now: King, Cawdor, Glamis, all, - As the weird women promised, and I fear - Thou play'dst most foully for't; yet it was said - It should not stand in thy posterity, - But that myself should be the root and father - Of many kings. If there come truth from them - (As upon thee, Macbeth, their speeches shine) - Why, by the verities on thee made good, - May they not be my oracles as well - And set me up in hope? But hush, no more. - - Sennet sounds. Enter Macbeth as King, Lady Macbeth - as Queen, Lennox, Ross, Lords, Ladies, and Attendants. - - MACBETH. Here's our chief guest. - LADY MACBETH. If he had been forgotten, - It had been as a gap in our great feast - And all thing unbecoming. - MACBETH. Tonight we hold a solemn supper, sir, - And I'll request your presence. - BANQUO. Let your Highness - Command upon me, to the which my duties - Are with a most indissoluble tie - Forever knit. - MACBETH. Ride you this afternoon? - BANQUO. Ay, my good lord. - MACBETH. We should have else desired your good advice, - Which still hath been both grave and prosperous - In this day's council; but we'll take tomorrow. - Is't far you ride'! - BANQUO. As far, my lord, as will fill up the time - 'Twixt this and supper. Go not my horse the better, - I must become a borrower of the night - For a dark hour or twain. - MACBETH. Fail not our feast. - BANQUO. My lord, I will not. - MACBETH. We hear our bloody cousins are bestow'd - In England and in Ireland, not confessing - Their cruel parricide, filling their hearers - With strange invention. But of that tomorrow, - When therewithal we shall have cause of state - Craving us jointly. Hie you to horse; adieu, - Till you return at night. Goes Fleance with you? - BANQUO. Ay, my good lord. Our time does call upon 's. - MACBETH. I wish your horses swift and sure of foot, - And so I do commend you to their backs. - Farewell. Exit Banquo. - Let every man be master of his time - Till seven at night; to make society - The sweeter welcome, we will keep ourself - Till supper time alone. While then, God be with you! - Exeunt all but Macbeth and an Attendant. - Sirrah, a word with you. Attend those men - Our pleasure? - ATTENDANT. They are, my lord, without the palace gate. - MACBETH. Bring them before us. Exit Attendant. - To be thus is nothing, - But to be safely thus. Our fears in Banquo. - Stick deep, and in his royalty of nature - Reigns that which would be fear'd. 'Tis much he dares, - And, to that dauntless temper of his mind, - He hath a wisdom that doth guide his valor - To act in safety. There is none but he - Whose being I do fear; and under him - My genius is rebuked, as it is said - Mark Antony's was by Caesar. He chid the sisters - When first they put the name of King upon me - And bade them speak to him; then prophet-like - They hail'd him father to a line of kings. - Upon my head they placed a fruitless crown - And put a barren sceptre in my gripe, - Thence to be wrench'd with an unlineal hand, - No son of mine succeeding. If't be so, - For Banquo's issue have I filed my mind, - For them the gracious Duncan have I murther'd, - Put rancors in the vessel of my peace - Only for them, and mine eternal jewel - Given to the common enemy of man, - To make them kings -the seed of Banquo kings! - Rather than so, come, Fate, into the list, - And champion me to the utterance! Who's there? - - Re-enter Attendant, with two Murtherers. - - Now go to the door, and stay there till we call. - Exit Attendant. - Was it not yesterday we spoke together? - FIRST MURTHERER. It was, so please your Highness. - MACBETH. Well then, now - Have you consider'd of my speeches? Know - That it was he in the times past which held you - So under fortune, which you thought had been - Our innocent self? This I made good to you - In our last conference, pass'd in probation with you: - How you were borne in hand, how cross'd, the instruments, - Who wrought with them, and all things else that might - To half a soul and to a notion crazed - Say, "Thus did Banquo." - FIRST MURTHERER. You made it known to us. - MACBETH. I did so, and went further, which is now - Our point of second meeting. Do you find - Your patience so predominant in your nature, - That you can let this go? Are you so gospel'd, - To pray for this good man and for his issue, - Whose heavy hand hath bow'd you to the grave - And beggar'd yours forever? - FIRST MURTHERER. We are men, my liege. - MACBETH. Ay, in the catalogue ye go for men, - As hounds and greyhounds, mongrels, spaniels, curs, - Shoughs, waterrugs, and demi-wolves are clept - All by the name of dogs. The valued file - Distinguishes the swift, the slow, the subtle, - The housekeeper, the hunter, every one - According to the gift which bounteous nature - Hath in him closed, whereby he does receive - Particular addition, from the bill - That writes them all alike; and so of men. - Now if you have a station in the file, - Not i' the worst rank of manhood, say it, - And I will put that business in your bosoms - Whose execution takes your enemy off, - Grapples you to the heart and love of us, - Who wear our health but sickly in his life, - Which in his death were perfect. - SECOND MURTHERER. I am one, my liege, - Whom the vile blows and buffets of the world - Have so incensed that I am reckless what - I do to spite the world. - FIRST MURTHERER. And I another - So weary with disasters, tugg'd with fortune, - That I would set my life on any chance, - To mend it or be rid on't. - MACBETH. Both of you - Know Banquo was your enemy. - BOTH MURTHERERS. True, my lord. - MACBETH. So is he mine, and in such bloody distance - That every minute of his being thrusts - Against my near'st of life; and though I could - With barefaced power sweep him from my sight - And bid my will avouch it, yet I must not, - For certain friends that are both his and mine, - Whose loves I may not drop, but wail his fall - Who I myself struck down. And thence it is - That I to your assistance do make love, - Masking the business from the common eye - For sundry weighty reasons. - SECOND MURTHERER. We shall, my lord, - Perform what you command us. - FIRST MURTHERER. Though our lives- - MACBETH. Your spirits shine through you. Within this hour at most - I will advise you where to plant yourselves, - Acquaint you with the perfect spy o' the time, - The moment on't; fort must be done tonight - And something from the palace (always thought - That I require a clearness); and with him- - To leave no rubs nor botches in the work- - Fleance his son, that keeps him company, - Whose absence is no less material to me - Than is his father's, must embrace the fate - Of that dark hour. Resolve yourselves apart; - I'll come to you anon. - BOTH MURTHERERS. We are resolved, my lord. - MACBETH. I'll call upon you straight. Abide within. - Exeunt Murtherers. - It is concluded: Banquo, thy soul's flight, - If it find heaven, must find it out tonight. Exit. - - - - -SCENE II. -The palace. - -Enter Lady Macbeth and a Servant. - - LADY MACBETH. Is Banquo gone from court? - SERVANT. Ay, madam, but returns again tonight. - LADY MACBETH. Say to the King I would attend his leisure - For a few words. - SERVANT. Madam, I will. Exit. - LADY MACBETH. Nought's had, all's spent, - Where our desire is got without content. - 'Tis safer to be that which we destroy - Than by destruction dwell in doubtful joy. - - Enter Macbeth. - - How now, my lord? Why do you keep alone, - Of sorriest fancies your companions making, - Using those thoughts which should indeed have died - With them they think on? Things without all remedy - Should be without regard. What's done is done. - MACBETH. We have scotch'd the snake, not kill'd it. - She'll close and be herself, whilst our poor malice - Remains in danger of her former tooth. - But let the frame of things disjoint, both the worlds suffer, - Ere we will eat our meal in fear and sleep - In the affliction of these terrible dreams - That shake us nightly. Better be with the dead, - Whom we, to gain our peace, have sent to peace, - Than on the torture of the mind to lie - In restless ecstasy. Duncan is in his grave; - After life's fitful fever he sleeps well. - Treason has done his worst; nor steel, nor poison, - Malice domestic, foreign levy, nothing, - Can touch him further. - LADY MACBETH. Come on, - Gentle my lord, sleek o'er your rugged looks; - Be bright and jovial among your guests tonight. - MACBETH. So shall I, love, and so, I pray, be you. - Let your remembrance apply to Banquo; - Present him eminence, both with eye and tongue: - Unsafe the while, that we - Must lave our honors in these flattering streams, - And make our faces vizards to our hearts, - Disguising what they are. - LADY MACBETH. You must leave this. - MACBETH. O, full of scorpions is my mind, dear wife! - Thou know'st that Banquo and his Fleance lives. - LADY MACBETH. But in them nature's copy's not eterne. - MACBETH. There's comfort yet; they are assailable. - Then be thou jocund. Ere the bat hath flown - His cloister'd flight, ere to black Hecate's summons - The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums - Hath rung night's yawning peal, there shall be done - A deed of dreadful note. - LADY MACBETH. What's to be done? - MACBETH. Be innocent of the knowledge, dearest chuck, - Till thou applaud the deed. Come, seeling night, - Scarf up the tender eye of pitiful day, - And with thy bloody and invisible hand - Cancel and tear to pieces that great bond - Which keeps me pale! Light thickens, and the crow - Makes wing to the rooky wood; - Good things of day begin to droop and drowse, - Whiles night's black agents to their preys do rouse. - Thou marvel'st at my words, but hold thee still: - Things bad begun make strong themselves by ill. - So, prithee, go with me. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE III. -A park near the palace. - -Enter three Murtherers. - - FIRST MURTHERER. But who did bid thee join with us? - THIRD MURTHERER. Macbeth. - SECOND MURTHERER. He needs not our mistrust, since he delivers - Our offices and what we have to do - To the direction just. - FIRST MURTHERER. Then stand with us. - The west yet glimmers with some streaks of day; - Now spurs the lated traveler apace - To gain the timely inn, and near approaches - The subject of our watch. - THIRD MURTHERER. Hark! I hear horses. - BANQUO. [Within.] Give us a light there, ho! - SECOND MURTHERER. Then 'tis he; the rest - That are within the note of expectation - Already are i' the court. - FIRST MURTHERER. His horses go about. - THIRD MURTHERER. Almost a mile, but he does usually- - So all men do -from hence to the palace gate - Make it their walk. - SECOND MURTHERER. A light, a light! - - Enter Banquo, and Fleance with a torch. - - THIRD MURTHERER. 'Tis he. - FIRST MURTHERER. Stand to't. - BANQUO. It will be rain tonight. - FIRST MURTHERER. Let it come down. - They set upon Banquo. - BANQUO. O, treachery! Fly, good Fleance, fly, fly, fly! - Thou mayst revenge. O slave! Dies. Fleance escapes. - THIRD MURTHERER. Who did strike out the light? - FIRST MURTHERER. Wast not the way? - THIRD MURTHERER. There's but one down; the son is fled. - SECOND MURTHERER. We have lost - Best half of our affair. - FIRST MURTHERER. Well, let's away and say how much is done. - Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE IV. -A Hall in the palace. A banquet prepared. - -Enter Macbeth, Lady Macbeth, Ross, Lennox, Lords, and Attendants. - - MACBETH. You know your own degrees; sit down. At first - And last the hearty welcome. - LORDS. Thanks to your Majesty. - MACBETH. Ourself will mingle with society - And play the humble host. - Our hostess keeps her state, but in best time - We will require her welcome. - LADY MACBETH. Pronounce it for me, sir, to all our friends, - For my heart speaks they are welcome. - - Enter first Murtherer to the door. - - MACBETH. See, they encounter thee with their hearts' thanks. - Both sides are even; here I'll sit i' the midst. - Be large in mirth; anon we'll drink a measure - The table round. [Approaches the door.] There's blood upon thy - face. - MURTHERER. 'Tis Banquo's then. - MACBETH. 'Tis better thee without than he within. - Is he dispatch'd? - MURTHERER. My lord, his throat is cut; that I did for him. - MACBETH. Thou art the best o' the cut-throats! Yet he's good - That did the like for Fleance. If thou didst it, - Thou art the nonpareil. - MURTHERER. Most royal sir, - Fleance is 'scaped. - MACBETH. [Aside.] Then comes my fit again. I had else been perfect, - Whole as the marble, founded as the rock, - As broad and general as the casing air; - But now I am cabin'd, cribb'd, confin'd, bound in - To saucy doubts and fears -But Banquo's safe? - MURTHERER. Ay, my good lord. Safe in a ditch he bides, - With twenty trenched gashes on his head, - The least a death to nature. - MACBETH. Thanks for that. - There the grown serpent lies; the worm that's fled - Hath nature that in time will venom breed, - No teeth for the present. Get thee gone. Tomorrow - We'll hear ourselves again. - Exit Murtherer. - LADY MACBETH. My royal lord, - You do not give the cheer. The feast is sold - That is not often vouch'd, while 'tis amaking, - 'Tis given with welcome. To feed were best at home; - From thence the sauce to meat is ceremony; - Meeting were bare without it. - MACBETH. Sweet remembrancer! - Now good digestion wait on appetite, - And health on both! - LENNOX. May't please your Highness sit. - - The Ghost of Banquo enters and sits in Macbeth's place. - - MACBETH. Here had we now our country's honor roof'd, - Were the graced person of our Banquo present, - Who may I rather challenge for unkindness - Than pity for mischance! - ROSS. His absence, sir, - Lays blame upon his promise. Please't your Highness - To grace us with your royal company? - MACBETH. The table's full. - LENNOX. Here is a place reserved, sir. - MACBETH. Where? - LENNOX. Here, my good lord. What is't that moves your Highness? - MACBETH. Which of you have done this? - LORDS. What, my good lord? - MACBETH. Thou canst not say I did it; never shake - Thy gory locks at me. - ROSS. Gentlemen, rise; his Highness is well. - LADY MACBETH. Sit, worthy friends; my lord is often thus, - And hath been from his youth. Pray you, keep seat. - The fit is momentary; upon a thought - He will again be well. If much you note him, - You shall offend him and extend his passion. - Feed, and regard him not-Are you a man? - MACBETH. Ay, and a bold one, that dare look on that - Which might appal the devil. - LADY MACBETH. O proper stuff! - This is the very painting of your fear; - This is the air-drawn dagger which you said - Led you to Duncan. O, these flaws and starts, - Impostors to true fear, would well become - A woman's story at a winter's fire, - Authorized by her grandam. Shame itself! - Why do you make such faces? When all's done, - You look but on a stool. - MACBETH. Prithee, see there! Behold! Look! Lo! How say you? - Why, what care I? If thou canst nod, speak too. - If charnel houses and our graves must send - Those that we bury back, our monuments - Shall be the maws of kites. Exit Ghost. - LADY MACBETH. What, quite unmann'd in folly? - MACBETH. If I stand here, I saw him. - LADY MACBETH. Fie, for shame! - MACBETH. Blood hath been shed ere now, i' the olden time, - Ere humane statute purged the gentle weal; - Ay, and since too, murthers have been perform'd - Too terrible for the ear. The time has been, - That, when the brains were out, the man would die, - And there an end; but now they rise again, - With twenty mortal murthers on their crowns, - And push us from our stools. This is more strange - Than such a murther is. - LADY MACBETH. My worthy lord, - Your noble friends do lack you. - MACBETH. I do forget. - Do not muse at me, my most worthy friends. - I have a strange infirmity, which is nothing - To those that know me. Come, love and health to all; - Then I'll sit down. Give me some wine, fill full. - I drink to the general joy o' the whole table, - And to our dear friend Banquo, whom we miss. - Would he were here! To all and him we thirst, - And all to all. - LORDS. Our duties and the pledge. - - Re-enter Ghost. - - MACBETH. Avaunt, and quit my sight! Let the earth hide thee! - Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold; - Thou hast no speculation in those eyes - Which thou dost glare with. - LADY MACBETH. Think of this, good peers, - But as a thing of custom. 'Tis no other, - Only it spoils the pleasure of the time. - MACBETH. What man dare, I dare. - Approach thou like the rugged Russian bear, - The arm'd rhinoceros, or the Hyrcan tiger; - Take any shape but that, and my firm nerves - Shall never tremble. Or be alive again, - And dare me to the desert with thy sword. - If trembling I inhabit then, protest me - The baby of a girl. Hence, horrible shadow! - Unreal mockery, hence! Exit Ghost. - Why, so, being gone, - I am a man again. Pray you sit still. - LADY MACBETH. You have displaced the mirth, broke the good meeting, - With most admired disorder. - MACBETH. Can such things be, - And overcome us like a summer's cloud, - Without our special wonder? You make me strange - Even to the disposition that I owe - When now I think you can behold such sights - And keep the natural ruby of your cheeks - When mine is blanch'd with fear. - ROSS. What sights, my lord? - LADY MACBETH. I pray you, speak not; he grows worse and worse; - Question enrages him. At once, good night. - Stand not upon the order of your going, - But go at once. - LENNOX. Good night, and better health - Attend his Majesty! - LADY MACBETH. A kind good night to all! - Exeunt all but Macbeth and Lady Macbeth. - MACBETH. will have blood; they say blood will have blood. - Stones have been known to move and trees to speak; - Augures and understood relations have - By maggot pies and choughs and rooks brought forth - The secret'st man of blood. What is the night? - LADY MACBETH. Almost at odds with morning, which is which. - MACBETH. How say'st thou, that Macduff denies his person - At our great bidding? - LADY MACBETH. Did you send to him, sir? - MACBETH. I hear it by the way, but I will send. - There's not a one of them but in his house - I keep a servant feed. I will tomorrow, - And betimes I will, to the weird sisters. - More shall they speak; for now I am bent to know, - By the worst means, the worst. For mine own good - All causes shall give way. I am in blood - Stepp'd in so far that, should I wade no more, - Returning were as tedious as go o'er. - Strange things I have in head that will to hand, - Which must be acted ere they may be scann'd. - LADY MACBETH. You lack the season of all natures, sleep. - MACBETH. Come, we'll to sleep. My strange and self-abuse - Is the initiate fear that wants hard use. - We are yet but young in deed. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE V. -A heath. Thunder. - -Enter the three Witches, meeting Hecate. - - FIRST WITCH. Why, how now, Hecate? You look angerly. - HECATE. Have I not reason, beldams as you are, - Saucy and overbold? How did you dare - To trade and traffic with Macbeth - In riddles and affairs of death, - And I, the mistress of your charms, - The close contriver of all harms, - Was never call'd to bear my part, - Or show the glory of our art? - And, which is worse, all you have done - Hath been but for a wayward son, - Spiteful and wrathful, who, as others do, - Loves for his own ends, not for you. - But make amends now. Get you gone, - And at the pit of Acheron - Meet me i' the morning. Thither he - Will come to know his destiny. - Your vessels and your spells provide, - Your charms and everything beside. - I am for the air; this night I'll spend - Unto a dismal and a fatal end. - Great business must be wrought ere noon: - Upon the corner of the moon - There hangs a vaporous drop profound; - I'll catch it ere it come to ground. - And that distill'd by magic sleights - Shall raise such artificial sprites - As by the strength of their illusion - Shall draw him on to his confusion. - He shall spurn fate, scorn death, and bear - His hopes 'bove wisdom, grace, and fear. - And you all know security - Is mortals' chiefest enemy. - Music and a song within, - "Come away, come away." - Hark! I am call'd; my little spirit, see, - Sits in a foggy cloud and stays for me. Exit. - FIRST WITCH. Come, let's make haste; she'll soon be back again. - Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE VI. -Forres. The palace. - -Enter Lennox and another Lord. - - LENNOX. My former speeches have but hit your thoughts, - Which can interpret farther; only I say - Thing's have been strangely borne. The gracious Duncan - Was pitied of Macbeth; marry, he was dead. - And the right valiant Banquo walk'd too late, - Whom, you may say, if't please you, Fleance kill'd, - For Fleance fled. Men must not walk too late. - Who cannot want the thought, how monstrous - It was for Malcolm and for Donalbain - To kill their gracious father? Damned fact! - How it did grieve Macbeth! Did he not straight, - In pious rage, the two delinquents tear - That were the slaves of drink and thralls of sleep? - Was not that nobly done? Ay, and wisely too, - For 'twould have anger'd any heart alive - To hear the men deny't. So that, I say, - He has borne all things well; and I do think - That, had he Duncan's sons under his key- - As, an't please heaven, he shall not -they should find - What 'twere to kill a father; so should Fleance. - But, peace! For from broad words, and 'cause he fail'd - His presence at the tyrant's feast, I hear, - Macduff lives in disgrace. Sir, can you tell - Where he bestows himself? - LORD. The son of Duncan, - From whom this tyrant holds the due of birth, - Lives in the English court and is received - Of the most pious Edward with such grace - That the malevolence of fortune nothing - Takes from his high respect. Thither Macduff - Is gone to pray the holy King, upon his aid - To wake Northumberland and warlike Siward; - That by the help of these, with Him above - To ratify the work, we may again - Give to our tables meat, sleep to our nights, - Free from our feasts and banquets bloody knives, - Do faithful homage, and receive free honors- - All which we pine for now. And this report - Hath so exasperate the King that he - Prepares for some attempt of war. - LENNOX. Sent he to Macduff? - LORD. He did, and with an absolute "Sir, not I," - The cloudy messenger turns me his back, - And hums, as who should say, "You'll rue the time - That clogs me with this answer." - LENNOX. And that well might - Advise him to a caution, to hold what distance - His wisdom can provide. Some holy angel - Fly to the court of England and unfold - His message ere he come, that a swift blessing - May soon return to this our suffering country - Under a hand accursed! - LORD. I'll send my prayers with him. - Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. -A cavern. In the middle, a boiling cauldron. Thunder. - -Enter the three Witches. - FIRST WITCH. Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd. - SECOND WITCH. Thrice and once the hedge-pig whined. - THIRD WITCH. Harpier cries, "'Tis time, 'tis time." - FIRST WITCH. Round about the cauldron go; - In the poison'd entrails throw. - Toad, that under cold stone - Days and nights has thirty-one - Swelter'd venom sleeping got, - Boil thou first i' the charmed pot. - ALL. Double, double, toil and trouble; - Fire burn and cauldron bubble. - SECOND WITCH. Fillet of a fenny snake, - In the cauldron boil and bake; - Eye of newt and toe of frog, - Wool of bat and tongue of dog, - Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, - Lizard's leg and howlet's wing, - For a charm of powerful trouble, - Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. - ALL. Double, double, toil and trouble; - Fire burn and cauldron bubble. - THIRD WITCH. Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf, - Witch's mummy, maw and gulf - Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark, - Root of hemlock digg'd i' the dark, - Liver of blaspheming Jew, - Gall of goat and slips of yew - Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse, - Nose of Turk and Tartar's lips, - Finger of birth-strangled babe - Ditch-deliver'd by a drab, - Make the gruel thick and slab. - Add thereto a tiger's chawdron, - For the ingredients of our cawdron. - ALL. Double, double, toil and trouble; - Fire burn and cauldron bubble. - SECOND WITCH. Cool it with a baboon's blood, - Then the charm is firm and good. - - Enter Hecate to the other three Witches. - - HECATE. O, well done! I commend your pains, - And everyone shall share i' the gains. - And now about the cauldron sing, - Like elves and fairies in a ring, - Enchanting all that you put in. - Music and a song, "Black spirits." - Hecate retires. - SECOND WITCH. By the pricking of my thumbs, - Something wicked this way comes. - Open, locks, - Whoever knocks! - - Enter Macbeth. - - MACBETH. How now, you secret, black, and midnight hags? - What is't you do? - ALL. A deed without a name. - MACBETH. I conjure you, by that which you profess - (Howeer you come to know it) answer me: - Though you untie the winds and let them fight - Against the churches, though the yesty waves - Confound and swallow navigation up, - Though bladed corn be lodged and trees blown down, - Though castles topple on their warders' heads, - Though palaces and pyramids do slope - Their heads to their foundations, though the treasure - Of nature's germaines tumble all together - Even till destruction sicken, answer me - To what I ask you. - FIRST WITCH. Speak. - SECOND WITCH. Demand. - THIRD WITCH. We'll answer. - FIRST WITCH. Say, if thou'dst rather hear it from our mouths, - Or from our masters'? - MACBETH. Call 'em, let me see 'em. - FIRST WITCH. Pour in sow's blood that hath eaten - Her nine farrow; grease that's sweaten - From the murtherer's gibbet throw - Into the flame. - ALL. Come, high or low; - Thyself and office deftly show! - - Thunder. First Apparition: an armed Head. - - MACBETH. Tell me, thou unknown power- - FIRST WITCH. He knows thy thought: - Hear his speech, but say thou nought. - FIRST APPARITION. Macbeth! Macbeth! Macbeth! Beware Macduff, - Beware the Thane of Fife. Dismiss me. Enough. - Descends. - MACBETH. Whate'er thou art, for thy good caution, thanks; - Thou hast harp'd my fear aright. But one word more- - FIRST WITCH. He will not be commanded. Here's another, - More potent than the first. - - Thunder. Second Apparition: a bloody Child. - - SECOND APPARITION. Macbeth! Macbeth! Macbeth! - MACBETH. Had I three ears, I'd hear thee. - SECOND APPARITION. Be bloody, bold, and resolute: laugh to scorn - The power of man, for none of woman born - Shall harm Macbeth. Descends. - MACBETH. Then live, Macduff. What need I fear of thee? - But yet I'll make assurance double sure, - And take a bond of fate: thou shalt not live, - That I may tell pale-hearted fear it lies, - And sleep in spite of thunder. - - Thunder. Third Apparition: a Child crowned, - with a tree in his hand. - - What is this, - That rises like the issue of a king, - And wears upon his baby brow the round - And top of sovereignty? - ALL. Listen, but speak not to't. - THIRD APPARITION. Be lion-mettled, proud, and take no care - Who chafes, who frets, or where conspirers are. - Macbeth shall never vanquish'd be until - Great Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane Hill - Shall come against him. Descends. - MACBETH. That will never be. - Who can impress the forest, bid the tree - Unfix his earth-bound root? Sweet bodements, good! - Rebellion's head, rise never till the Wood - Of Birnam rise, and our high-placed Macbeth - Shall live the lease of nature, pay his breath - To time and mortal custom. Yet my heart - Throbs to know one thing: tell me, if your art - Can tell so much, shall Banquo's issue ever - Reign in this kingdom? - ALL. Seek to know no more. - MACBETH. I will be satisfied! Deny me this, - And an eternal curse fall on you! Let me know. - Why sinks that cauldron, and what noise is this? - Hautboys. - FIRST WITCH. Show! - SECOND WITCH. Show! - THIRD. WITCH. Show! - ALL. Show his eyes, and grieve his heart; - Come like shadows, so depart! - - A show of eight Kings, the last with a glass in his hand; - Banquo's Ghost following. - - MACBETH. Thou are too like the spirit of Banquo Down! - Thy crown does sear mine eyeballs. And thy hair, - Thou other gold-bound brow, is like the first. - A third is like the former. Filthy hags! - Why do you show me this? A fourth! Start, eyes! - What, will the line stretch out to the crack of doom? - Another yet! A seventh! I'll see no more! - And yet the eighth appears, who bears a glass - Which shows me many more; and some I see - That twofold balls and treble sceptres carry. - Horrible sight! Now I see 'tis true; - For the blood-bolter'd Banquo smiles upon me, - And points at them for his. What, is this so? - FIRST WITCH. Ay, sir, all this is so. But why - Stands Macbeth thus amazedly? - Come,sisters, cheer we up his sprites, - And show the best of our delights. - I'll charm the air to give a sound, - While you perform your antic round, - That this great King may kindly say - Our duties did his welcome pay. - Music. The Witches dance and - then vanish with Hecate. - MACBETH. are they? Gone? Let this pernicious hour - Stand ay accursed in the calendar! - Come in, without there! - - Enter Lennox. - - LENNOX. What's your Grace's will? - MACBETH. Saw you the weird sisters? - LENNOX. No, my lord. - MACBETH. Came they not by you? - LENNOX. No indeed, my lord. - MACBETH. Infected be the 'air whereon they ride, - And damn'd all those that trust them! I did hear - The galloping of horse. Who wast came by? - LENNOX. 'Tis two or three, my lord, that bring you word - Macduff is fled to England. - MACBETH. Fled to England? - LENNOX. Ay, my good lord. - MACBETH. [Aside.] Time, thou anticipatest my dread exploits. - The flighty purpose never is o'ertook - Unless the deed go with it. From this moment - The very firstlings of my heart shall be - The firstlings of my hand. And even now, - To crown my thoughts with acts, be it thought and done: - The castle of Macduff I will surprise, - Seize upon Fife, give to the edge o' the sword - His wife, his babes, and all unfortunate souls - That trace him in his line. No boasting like a fool; - This deed I'll do before this purpose cool. - But no more sights! -Where are these gentlemen? - Come, bring me where they are. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE II. -Fife. Macduff's castle. - -Enter Lady Macduff, her Son, and Ross. - - LADY MACDUFF. What had he done, to make him fly the land? - ROSS. You must have patience, madam. - LADY MACDUFF. He had none; - His flight was madness. When our actions do not, - Our fears do make us traitors. - ROSS. You know not - Whether it was his wisdom or his fear. - LADY MACDUFF. Wisdom? To leave his wife, to leave his babes, - His mansion, and his titles, in a place - From whence himself does fly? He loves us not; - He wants the natural touch; for the poor wren, - The most diminutive of birds, will fight, - Her young ones in her nest, against the owl. - All is the fear and nothing is the love; - As little is the wisdom, where the flight - So runs against all reason. - ROSS. My dearest coz, - I pray you, school yourself. But for your husband, - He is noble, wise, Judicious, and best knows - The fits o' the season. I dare not speak much further; - But cruel are the times when we are traitors - And do not know ourselves; when we hold rumor - From what we fear, yet know not what we fear, - But float upon a wild and violent sea - Each way and move. I take my leave of you; - Shall not be long but I'll be here again. - Things at the worst will cease or else climb upward - To what they were before. My pretty cousin, - Blessing upon you! - LADY MACDUFF. Father'd he is, and yet he's fatherless. - ROSS. I am so much a fool, should I stay longer, - It would be my disgrace and your discomfort. - I take my leave at once. Exit. - LADY MACDUFF. Sirrah, your father's dead. - And what will you do now? How will you live? - SON. As birds do, Mother. - LADY MACDUFF. What, with worms and flies? - SON. With what I get, I mean; and so do they. - LADY MACDUFF. Poor bird! Thou'ldst never fear the net nor lime, - The pitfall nor the gin. - SON. Why should I, Mother? Poor birds they are not set for. - My father is not dead, for all your saying. - LADY MACDUFF. Yes, he is dead. How wilt thou do for father? - SON. Nay, how will you do for a husband? - LADY MACDUFF. Why, I can buy me twenty at any market. - SON. Then you'll buy 'em to sell again. - LADY MACDUFF. Thou speak'st with all thy wit, and yet, i' faith, - With wit enough for thee. - SON. Was my father a traitor, Mother? - LADY MACDUFF. Ay, that he was. - SON. What is a traitor? - LADY MACDUFF. Why one that swears and lies. - SON. And be all traitors that do so? - LADY MACDUFF. Everyone that does so is a traitor and must be - hanged. - SON. And must they all be hanged that swear and lie? - LADY MACDUFF. Everyone. - SON. Who must hang them? - LADY MACDUFF. Why, the honest men. - SON. Then the liars and swearers are fools, for there are liars and - swearers enow to beat the honest men and hang up them. - LADY MACDUFF. Now, God help thee, poor monkey! But how wilt thou do - for a father? - SON. If he were dead, you'ld weep for him; if you would not, it - were a good sign that I should quickly have a new father. - LADY MACDUFF. Poor prattler, how thou talk'st! - - Enter a Messenger. - - MESSENGER. Bless you, fair dame! I am not to you known, - Though in your state of honor I am perfect. - I doubt some danger does approach you nearly. - If you will take a homely man's advice, - Be not found here; hence, with your little ones. - To fright you thus, methinks I am too savage; - To do worse to you were fell cruelty, - Which is too nigh your person. Heaven preserve you! - I dare abide no longer. Exit. - LADY MACDUFF. Whither should I fly? - I have done no harm. But I remember now - I am in this earthly world, where to do harm - Is often laudable, to do good sometime - Accounted dangerous folly. Why then, alas, - Do I put up that womanly defense, - To say I have done no harm -What are these faces? - - Enter Murtherers. - - FIRST MURTHERER. Where is your husband? - LADY MACDUFF. I hope, in no place so unsanctified - Where such as thou mayst find him. - FIRST MURTHERER. He's a traitor. - SON. Thou liest, thou shag-ear'd villain! - FIRST MURTHERER. What, you egg! - Stabs him. - Young fry of treachery! - SON. He has kill'd me, Mother. - Run away, I pray you! Dies. - Exit Lady Macduff, crying "Murther!" - Exeunt Murtherers, following her. - - - - -SCENE III. -England. Before the King's palace. - -Enter Malcolm and Macduff. - - MALCOLM. Let us seek out some desolate shade and there - Weep our sad bosoms empty. - MACDUFF. Let us rather - Hold fast the mortal sword, and like good men - Bestride our downfall'n birthdom. Each new morn - New widows howl, new orphans cry, new sorrows - Strike heaven on the face, that it resounds - As if it felt with Scotland and yell'd out - Like syllable of dolor. - MALCOLM. What I believe, I'll wall; - What know, believe; and what I can redress, - As I shall find the time to friend, I will. - What you have spoke, it may be so perchance. - This tyrant, whose sole name blisters our tongues, - Was once thought honest. You have loved him well; - He hath not touch'd you yet. I am young, but something - You may deserve of him through me, and wisdom - To offer up a weak, poor, innocent lamb - To appease an angry god. - MACDUFF. I am not treacherous. - MALCOLM. But Macbeth is. - A good and virtuous nature may recoil - In an imperial charge. But I shall crave your pardon; - That which you are, my thoughts cannot transpose. - Angels are bright still, though the brightest fell. - Though all things foul would wear the brows of grace, - Yet grace must still look so. - MACDUFF. I have lost my hopes. - MALCOLM. Perchance even there where I did find my doubts. - Why in that rawness left you wife and child, - Those precious motives, those strong knots of love, - Without leave-taking? I pray you, - Let not my jealousies be your dishonors, - But mine own safeties. You may be rightly just, - Whatever I shall think. - MACDUFF. Bleed, bleed, poor country! - Great tyranny, lay thou thy basis sure, - For goodness dare not check thee. Wear thou thy wrongs; - The title is affeer'd. Fare thee well, lord. - I would not be the villain that thou think'st - For the whole space that's in the tyrant's grasp - And the rich East to boot. - MALCOLM. Be not offended; - I speak not as in absolute fear of you. - I think our country sinks beneath the yoke; - It weeps, it bleeds, and each new day a gash - Is added to her wounds. I think withal - There would be hands uplifted in my right; - And here from gracious England have I offer - Of goodly thousands. But for all this, - When I shall tread upon the tyrant's head, - Or wear it on my sword, yet my poor country - Shall have more vices than it had before, - More suffer and more sundry ways than ever, - By him that shall succeed. - MACDUFF. What should he be? - MALCOLM. It is myself I mean, in whom I know - All the particulars of vice so grafted - That, when they shall be open'd, black Macbeth - Will seem as pure as snow, and the poor state - Esteem him as a lamb, being compared - With my confineless harms. - MACDUFF. Not in the legions - Of horrid hell can come a devil more damn'd - In evils to top Macbeth. - MALCOLM. I grant him bloody, - Luxurious, avaricious, false, deceitful, - Sudden, malicious, smacking of every sin - That has a name. But there's no bottom, none, - In my voluptuousness. Your wives, your daughters, - Your matrons, and your maids could not fill up - The cestern of my lust, and my desire - All continent impediments would o'erbear - That did oppose my will. Better Macbeth - Than such an one to reign. - MACDUFF. Boundless intemperance - In nature is a tyranny; it hath been - The untimely emptying of the happy throne, - And fall of many kings. But fear not yet - To take upon you what is yours. You may - Convey your pleasures in a spacious plenty - And yet seem cold, the time you may so hoodwink. - We have willing dames enough; there cannot be - That vulture in you to devour so many - As will to greatness dedicate themselves, - Finding it so inclined. - MALCOLM. With this there grows - In my most ill-composed affection such - A stanchless avarice that, were I King, - I should cut off the nobles for their lands, - Desire his jewels and this other's house, - And my more-having would be as a sauce - To make me hunger more, that I should forge - Quarrels unjust against the good and loyal, - Destroying them for wealth. - MACDUFF. This avarice - Sticks deeper, grows with more pernicious root - Than summer-seeming lust, and it hath been - The sword of our slain kings. Yet do not fear; - Scotland hath foisons to fill up your will - Of your mere own. All these are portable, - With other graces weigh'd. - MALCOLM. But I have none. The king-becoming graces, - As justice, verity, temperance, stableness, - Bounty, perseverance, mercy, lowliness, - Devotion, patience, courage, fortitude, - I have no relish of them, but abound - In the division of each several crime, - Acting it many ways. Nay, had I power, I should - Pour the sweet milk of concord into hell, - Uproar the universal peace, confound - All unity on earth. - MACDUFF. O Scotland, Scotland! - MALCOLM. If such a one be fit to govern, speak. - I am as I have spoken. - MACDUFF. Fit to govern? - No, not to live. O nation miserable! - With an untitled tyrant bloody-scepter'd, - When shalt thou see thy wholesome days again, - Since that the truest issue of thy throne - By his own interdiction stands accursed - And does blaspheme his breed? Thy royal father - Was a most sainted king; the queen that bore thee, - Oftener upon her knees than on her feet, - Died every day she lived. Fare thee well! - These evils thou repeat'st upon thyself - Have banish'd me from Scotland. O my breast, - Thy hope ends here! - MALCOLM. Macduff, this noble passion, - Child of integrity, hath from my soul - Wiped the black scruples, reconciled my thoughts - To thy good truth and honor. Devilish Macbeth - By many of these trains hath sought to win me - Into his power, and modest wisdom plucks me - From over-credulous haste. But God above - Deal between thee and me! For even now - I put myself to thy direction and - Unspeak mine own detraction; here abjure - The taints and blames I laid upon myself, - For strangers to my nature. I am yet - Unknown to woman, never was forsworn, - Scarcely have coveted what was mine own, - At no time broke my faith, would not betray - The devil to his fellow, and delight - No less in truth than life. My first false speaking - Was this upon myself. What I am truly - Is thine and my poor country's to command. - Whither indeed, before thy here-approach, - Old Siward, with ten thousand warlike men - Already at a point, was setting forth. - Now we'll together, and the chance of goodness - Be like our warranted quarrel! Why are you silent? - MACDUFF. Such welcome and unwelcome things at once - 'Tis hard to reconcile. - - Enter a Doctor. - - MALCOLM. Well, more anon. Comes the King forth, I pray you? - DOCTOR. Ay, sir, there are a crew of wretched souls - That stay his cure. Their malady convinces - The great assay of art, but at his touch, - Such sanctity hath heaven given his hand, - They presently amend. - MALCOLM. I thank you, Doctor. Exit Doctor. - MACDUFF. What's the disease he means? - MALCOLM. 'Tis call'd the evil: - A most miraculous work in this good King, - Which often, since my here-remain in England, - I have seen him do. How he solicits heaven, - Himself best knows; but strangely-visited people, - All swol'n and ulcerous, pitiful to the eye, - The mere despair of surgery, he cures, - Hanging a golden stamp about their necks - Put on with holy prayers; and 'tis spoken, - To the succeeding royalty he leaves - The healing benediction. With this strange virtue - He hath a heavenly gift of prophecy, - And sundry blessings hang about his throne - That speak him full of grace. - - Enter Ross. - - MACDUFF. See, who comes here? - MALCOLM. My countryman, but yet I know him not. - MACDUFF. My ever gentle cousin, welcome hither. - MALCOLM. I know him now. Good God, betimes remove - The means that makes us strangers! - ROSS. Sir, amen. - MACDUFF. Stands Scotland where it did? - ROSS. Alas, poor country, - Almost afraid to know itself! It cannot - Be call'd our mother, but our grave. Where nothing, - But who knows nothing, is once seen to smile; - Where sighs and groans and shrieks that rend the air, - Are made, not mark'd; where violent sorrow seems - A modern ecstasy. The dead man's knell - Is there scarce ask'd for who, and good men's lives - Expire before the flowers in their caps, - Dying or ere they sicken. - MACDUFF. O, relation - Too nice, and yet too true! - MALCOLM. What's the newest grief? - ROSS. That of an hour's age doth hiss the speaker; - Each minute teems a new one. - MACDUFF. How does my wife? - ROSS. Why, well. - MACDUFF. And all my children? - ROSS. Well too. - MACDUFF. The tyrant has not batter'd at their peace? - ROSS. No, they were well at peace when I did leave 'em. - MACDUFF. Be not a niggard of your speech. How goest? - ROSS. When I came hither to transport the tidings, - Which I have heavily borne, there ran a rumor - Of many worthy fellows that were out, - Which was to my belief witness'd the rather, - For that I saw the tyrant's power afoot. - Now is the time of help; your eye in Scotland - Would create soldiers, make our women fight, - To doff their dire distresses. - MALCOLM. Be't their comfort - We are coming thither. Gracious England hath - Lent us good Siward and ten thousand men; - An older and a better soldier none - That Christendom gives out. - ROSS. Would I could answer - This comfort with the like! But I have words - That would be howl'd out in the desert air, - Where hearing should not latch them. - MACDUFF. What concern they? - The general cause? Or is it a fee-grief - Due to some single breast? - ROSS. No mind that's honest - But in it shares some woe, though the main part - Pertains to you alone. - MACDUFF. If it be mine, - Keep it not from me, quickly let me have it. - ROSS. Let not your ears despise my tongue forever, - Which shall possess them with the heaviest sound - That ever yet they heard. - MACDUFF. Humh! I guess at it. - ROSS. Your castle is surprised; your wife and babes - Savagely slaughter'd. To relate the manner - Were, on the quarry of these murther'd deer, - To add the death of you. - MALCOLM. Merciful heaven! - What, man! Neer pull your hat upon your brows; - Give sorrow words. The grief that does not speak - Whispers the o'erfraught heart, and bids it break. - MACDUFF. My children too? - ROSS. Wife, children, servants, all - That could be found. - MACDUFF. And I must be from thence! - My wife kill'd too? - ROSS. I have said. - MALCOLM. Be comforted. - Let's make us medicines of our great revenge, - To cure this deadly grief. - MACDUFF. He has no children. All my pretty ones? - Did you say all? O hell-kite! All? - What, all my pretty chickens and their dam - At one fell swoop? - MALCOLM. Dispute it like a man. - MACDUFF. I shall do so, - But I must also feel it as a man. - I cannot but remember such things were - That were most precious to me. Did heaven look on, - And would not take their part? Sinful Macduff, - They were all struck for thee! Naught that I am, - Not for their own demerits, but for mine, - Fell slaughter on their souls. Heaven rest them now! - MALCOLM. Be this the whetstone of your sword. Let grief - Convert to anger; blunt not the heart, enrage it. - MACDUFF. O, I could play the woman with mine eyes - And braggart with my tongue! But, gentle heavens, - Cut short all intermission; front to front - Bring thou this fiend of Scotland and myself; - Within my sword's length set him; if he 'scape, - Heaven forgive him too! - MALCOLM. This tune goes manly. - Come, go we to the King; our power is ready, - Our lack is nothing but our leave. Macbeth - Is ripe for shaking, and the powers above - Put on their instruments. Receive what cheer you may, - The night is long that never finds the day. Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -Dunsinane. Anteroom in the castle. - -Enter a Doctor of Physic and a Waiting Gentlewoman. - - DOCTOR. I have two nights watched with you, but can perceive no - truth in your report. When was it she last walked? - GENTLEWOMAN. Since his Majesty went into the field, have seen her - rise from her bed, throw her nightgown upon her, unlock her - closet, take forth paper, fold it, write upon't, read it, - afterwards seal it, and again return to bed; yet all this while - in a most fast sleep. - DOCTOR. A great perturbation in nature, to receive at once the - benefit of sleep and do the effects of watching! In this slumbery - agitation, besides her walking and other actual performances, - what, at any time, have you heard her say? - GENTLEWOMAN. That, sir, which I will not report after her. - DOCTOR. You may to me, and 'tis most meet you should. - GENTLEWOMAN. Neither to you nor anyone, having no witness to - confirm my speech. - - Enter Lady Macbeth with a taper. - - Lo you, here she comes! This is her very guise, and, upon my - life, fast asleep. Observe her; stand close. - DOCTOR. How came she by that light? - GENTLEWOMAN. Why, it stood by her. She has light by her - continually; 'tis her command. - DOCTOR. You see, her eyes are open. - GENTLEWOMAN. Ay, but their sense is shut. - DOCTOR. What is it she does now? Look how she rubs her hands. - GENTLEWOMAN. It is an accustomed action with her, to seem thus - washing her hands. I have known her continue in this a quarter of - an hour. - LADY MACBETH. Yet here's a spot. - DOCTOR. Hark, she speaks! I will set down what comes from her, to - satisfy my remembrance the more strongly. - LADY MACBETH. Out, damned spot! Out, I say! One- two -why then 'tis - time to do't. Hell is murky. Fie, my lord, fie! A soldier, and - afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our - power to account? Yet who would have thought the old man to have - had so much blood in him? - DOCTOR. Do you mark that? - LADY MACBETH. The Thane of Fife had a wife; where is she now? What, - will these hands neer be clean? No more o' that, my lord, no more - o' that. You mar all with this starting. - DOCTOR. Go to, go to; you have known what you should not. - GENTLEWOMAN. She has spoke what she should not, I am sure of that. - Heaven knows what she has known. - LADY MACBETH. Here's the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes - of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Oh, oh, oh! - DOCTOR. What a sigh is there! The heart is sorely charged. - GENTLEWOMAN. I would not have such a heart in my bosom for the - dignity of the whole body. - DOCTOR. Well, well, well- - GENTLEWOMAN. Pray God it be, sir. - DOCTOR. This disease is beyond my practice. Yet I have known those - which have walked in their sleep who have died holily in their - beds. - LADY MACBETH. Wash your hands, put on your nightgown, look not so - pale. I tell you yet again, Banquo's buried; he cannot come out - on's grave. - DOCTOR. Even so? - LADY MACBETH. To bed, to bed; there's knocking at the gate. Come, - come, come, come, give me your hand.What's done cannot be undone. - To bed, to bed, to bed. -Exit. - DOCTOR. Will she go now to bed? - GENTLEWOMAN. Directly. - DOCTOR. Foul whisperings are abroad. Unnatural deeds - Do breed unnatural troubles; infected minds - To their deaf pillows will discharge their secrets. - More needs she the divine than the physician. - God, God, forgive us all! Look after her; - Remove from her the means of all annoyance, - And still keep eyes upon her. So good night. - My mind she has mated and amazed my sight. - I think, but dare not speak. - GENTLEWOMAN. Good night, good doctor. - Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE II. -The country near Dunsinane. Drum and colors. - -Enter Menteith, Caithness, Angus, Lennox, and Soldiers. - - MENTEITH. The English power is near, led on by Malcolm, - His uncle Siward, and the good Macduff. - Revenges burn in them, for their dear causes - Would to the bleeding and the grim alarm - Excite the mortified man. - ANGUS. Near Birnam Wood - Shall we well meet them; that way are they coming. - CAITHNESS. Who knows if Donalbain be with his brother? - LENNOX. For certain, sir, he is not; I have a file - Of all the gentry. There is Seward's son - And many unrough youths that even now - Protest their first of manhood. - MENTEITH. What does the tyrant? - CAITHNESS. Great Dunsinane he strongly fortifies. - Some say he's mad; others, that lesser hate him, - Do call it valiant fury; but, for certain, - He cannot buckle his distemper'd cause - Within the belt of rule. - ANGUS. Now does he feel - His secret murthers sticking on his hands, - Now minutely revolts upbraid his faith-breach; - Those he commands move only in command, - Nothing in love. Now does he feel his title - Hang loose about him, like a giant's robe - Upon a dwarfish thief. - MENTEITH. Who then shall blame - His pester'd senses to recoil and start, - When all that is within him does condemn - Itself for being there? - CAITHNESS. Well, march we on - To give obedience where 'tis truly owed. - Meet we the medicine of the sickly weal, - And with him pour we, in our country's purge, - Each drop of us. - LENNOX. Or so much as it needs - To dew the sovereign flower and drown the weeds. - Make we our march towards Birnam. Exeunt marching. - - - - -SCENE III. -Dunsinane. A room in the castle. - -Enter Macbeth, Doctor, and Attendants. - - MACBETH. Bring me no more reports; let them fly all! - Till Birnam Wood remove to Dunsinane - I cannot taint with fear. What's the boy Malcolm? - Was he not born of woman? The spirits that know - All mortal consequences have pronounced me thus: - "Fear not, Macbeth; no man that's born of woman - Shall e'er have power upon thee." Then fly, false Thanes, - And mingle with the English epicures! - The mind I sway by and the heart I bear - Shall never sag with doubt nor shake with fear. - - Enter a Servant. - - The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon! - Where got'st thou that goose look? - SERVANT. There is ten thousand- - MACBETH. Geese, villain? - SERVANT. Soldiers, sir. - MACBETH. Go prick thy face and over-red thy fear, - Thou lily-liver'd boy. What soldiers, patch? - Death of thy soul! Those linen cheeks of thine - Are counselors to fear. What soldiers, whey-face? - SERVANT. The English force, so please you. - MACBETH. Take thy face hence. Exit Servant. - Seyton-I am sick at heart, - When I behold- Seyton, I say!- This push - Will cheer me ever or disseat me now. - I have lived long enough. My way of life - Is fall'n into the sear, the yellow leaf, - And that which should accompany old age, - As honor, love, obedience, troops of friends, - I must not look to have; but in their stead, - Curses, not loud but deep, mouth-honor, breath, - Which the poor heart would fain deny and dare not. - Seyton! - - Enter Seyton. - - SEYTON. What's your gracious pleasure? - MACBETH. What news more? - SEYTON. All is confirm'd, my lord, which was reported. - MACBETH. I'll fight, 'til from my bones my flesh be hack'd. - Give me my armor. - SEYTON. 'Tis not needed yet. - MACBETH. I'll put it on. - Send out more horses, skirr the country round, - Hang those that talk of fear. Give me mine armor. - How does your patient, doctor? - DOCTOR. Not so sick, my lord, - As she is troubled with thick-coming fancies, - That keep her from her rest. - MACBETH. Cure her of that. - Canst thou not minister to a mind diseased, - Pluck from the memory a rooted sorrow, - Raze out the written troubles of the brain, - And with some sweet oblivious antidote - Cleanse the stuff'd bosom of that perilous stuff - Which weighs upon the heart? - DOCTOR. Therein the patient - Must minister to himself. - MACBETH. Throw physic to the dogs, I'll none of it. - Come, put mine armor on; give me my staff. - Seyton, send out. Doctor, the Thanes fly from me. - Come, sir, dispatch. If thou couldst, doctor, cast - The water of my land, find her disease - And purge it to a sound and pristine health, - I would applaud thee to the very echo, - That should applaud again. Pull't off, I say. - What rhubarb, cyme, or what purgative drug - Would scour these English hence? Hearst thou of them? - DOCTOR. Ay, my good lord, your royal preparation - Makes us hear something. - MACBETH. Bring it after me. - I will not be afraid of death and bane - Till Birnam Forest come to Dunsinane. - DOCTOR. [Aside.] Were I from Dunsinane away and clear, - Profit again should hardly draw me here. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE IV. -Country near Birnam Wood. Drum and colors. - -Enter Malcolm, old Seward and his Son, Macduff, Menteith, Caithness, -Angus, Lennox, Ross, and Soldiers, marching. - - MALCOLM. Cousins, I hope the days are near at hand - That chambers will be safe. - MENTEITH. We doubt it nothing. - SIWARD. What wood is this before us? - MENTEITH. The Wood of Birnam. - MALCOLM. Let every soldier hew him down a bough, - And bear't before him; thereby shall we shadow - The numbers of our host, and make discovery - Err in report of us. - SOLDIERS. It shall be done. - SIWARD. We learn no other but the confident tyrant - Keeps still in Dunsinane and will endure - Our setting down before't. - MALCOLM. 'Tis his main hope; - For where there is advantage to be given, - Both more and less have given him the revolt, - And none serve with him but constrained things - Whose hearts are absent too. - MACDUFF. Let our just censures - Attend the true event, and put we on - Industrious soldiership. - SIWARD. The time approaches - That will with due decision make us know - What we shall say we have and what we owe. - Thoughts speculative their unsure hopes relate, - But certain issue strokes must arbitrate. - Towards which advance the war. - Exeunt Marching. - - - - -SCENE V. -Dunsinane. Within the castle. - -Enter Macbeth, Seyton, and Soldiers, with drum and colors. - - MACBETH. Hang out our banners on the outward walls; - The cry is still, "They come!" Our castle's strength - Will laugh a siege to scorn. Here let them lie - Till famine and the ague eat them up. - Were they not forced with those that should be ours, - We might have met them dareful, beard to beard, - And beat them backward home. - A cry of women within. - What is that noise? - SEYTON. It is the cry of women, my good lord. Exit. - MACBETH. I have almost forgot the taste of fears: - The time has been, my senses would have cool'd - To hear a night-shriek, and my fell of hair - Would at a dismal treatise rouse and stir - As life were in't. I have supp'd full with horrors; - Direness, familiar to my slaughterous thoughts, - Cannot once start me. - - Re-enter Seyton. - Wherefore was that cry? - SEYTON. The Queen, my lord, is dead. - MACBETH. She should have died hereafter; - There would have been a time for such a word. - Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow - Creeps in this petty pace from day to day - To the last syllable of recorded time; - And all our yesterdays have lighted fools - The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! - Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player - That struts and frets his hour upon the stage - And then is heard no more. It is a tale - Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, - Signifying nothing. - - Enter a Messenger. - - Thou comest to use thy tongue; thy story quickly. - MESSENGER. Gracious my lord, - I should report that which I say I saw, - But know not how to do it. - MACBETH. Well, say, sir. - MESSENGER. As I did stand my watch upon the hill, - I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought, - The Wood began to move. - MACBETH. Liar and slave! - MESSENGER. Let me endure your wrath, if't be not so. - Within this three mile may you see it coming; - I say, a moving grove. - MACBETH. If thou speak'st false, - Upon the next tree shalt thou hang alive, - Till famine cling thee; if thy speech be sooth, - I care not if thou dost for me as much. - I pull in resolution and begin - To doubt the equivocation of the fiend - That lies like truth. "Fear not, till Birnam Wood - Do come to Dunsinane," and now a wood - Comes toward Dunsinane. Arm, arm, and out! - If this which he avouches does appear, - There is nor flying hence nor tarrying here. - I 'gin to be aweary of the sun - And wish the estate o' the world were now undone. - Ring the alarum bell! Blow, wind! Come, wrack! - At least we'll die with harness on our back. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE VI. -Dunsinane. Before the castle. - -Enter Malcolm, old Siward, Macduff, and their Army, with boughs. -Drum and colors. - - MALCOLM. Now near enough; your leavy screens throw down, - And show like those you are. You, worthy uncle, - Shall with my cousin, your right noble son, - Lead our first battle. Worthy Macduff and we - Shall take upon 's what else remains to do, - According to our order. - SIWARD. Fare you well. - Do we but find the tyrant's power tonight, - Let us be beaten if we cannot fight. - MACDUFF. Make all our trumpets speak, give them all breath, - Those clamorous harbingers of blood and death. - Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE VII. -Dunsinane. Before the castle. Alarums. - -Enter Macbeth. - - MACBETH. They have tied me to a stake; I cannot fly, - But bear-like I must fight the course. What's he - That was not born of woman? Such a one - Am I to fear, or none. - - Enter young Siward. - - YOUNG SIWARD. What is thy name? - MACBETH. Thou'lt be afraid to hear it. - YOUNG SIWARD. No, though thou call'st thyself a hotter name - Than any is in hell. - MACBETH. My name's Macbeth. - YOUNG SIWARD. The devil himself could not pronounce a title - More hateful to mine ear. - MACBETH. No, nor more fearful. - YOUNG SIWARD O Thou liest, abhorred tyrant; with my sword - I'll prove the lie thou speak'st. - They fight, and young Seward is slain. - MACBETH. Thou wast born of woman. - But swords I smile at, weapons laugh to scorn, - Brandish'd by man that's of a woman born. Exit. - - Alarums. Enter Macduff. - - MACDUFF. That way the noise is. Tyrant, show thy face! - If thou best slain and with no stroke of mine, - My wife and children's ghosts will haunt me still. - I cannot strike at wretched kerns, whose arms - Are hired to bear their staves. Either thou, Macbeth, - Or else my sword, with an unbatter'd edge, - I sheathe again undeeded. There thou shouldst be; - By this great clatter, one of greatest note - Seems bruited. Let me find him, Fortune! - And more I beg not. Exit. Alarums. - - Enter Malcolm and old Siward. - - SIWARD. This way, my lord; the castle's gently render'd. - The tyrant's people on both sides do fight, - The noble Thanes do bravely in the war, - The day almost itself professes yours, - And little is to do. - MALCOLM. We have met with foes - That strike beside us. - SIWARD. Enter, sir, the castle. - Exeunt. Alarum. - - - - -SCENE VIII. -Another part of the field. - -Enter Macbeth. - - MACBETH. Why should I play the Roman fool and die - On mine own sword? Whiles I see lives, the gashes - Do better upon them. - - Enter Macduff. - - MACDUFF. Turn, hell hound, turn! - MACBETH. Of all men else I have avoided thee. - But get thee back, my soul is too much charged - With blood of thine already. - MACDUFF. I have no words. - My voice is in my sword, thou bloodier villain - Than terms can give thee out! They fight. - MACBETH. Thou losest labor. - As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air - With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed. - Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests; - I bear a charmed life, which must not yield - To one of woman born. - MACDUFF. Despair thy charm, - And let the angel whom thou still hast served - Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb - Untimely ripp'd. - MACBETH. Accursed be that tongue that tells me so, - For it hath cow'd my better part of man! - And be these juggling fiends no more believed - That patter with us in a double sense, - That keep the word of promise to our ear - And break it to our hope. I'll not fight with thee. - MACDUFF. Then yield thee, coward, - And live to be the show and gaze o' the time. - We'll have thee, as our rarer monsters are, - Painted upon a pole, and underwrit, - "Here may you see the tyrant." - MACBETH. I will not yield, - To kiss the ground before young Malcolm's feet, - And to be baited with the rabble's curse. - Though Birnam Wood be come to Dunsinane, - And thou opposed, being of no woman born, - Yet I will try the last. Before my body - I throw my warlike shield! Lay on, Macduff, - And damn'd be him that first cries, "Hold, enough!" - Exeunt fighting. Alarums. - - - - -SCENE IX. - -Retreat. Flourish. Enter, with drum and colors, Malcolm, old Siward, Ross, -the other Thanes, and Soldiers. - - MALCOLM. I would the friends we miss were safe arrived. - SIWARD. Some must go off, and yet, by these I see, - So great a day as this is cheaply bought. - MALCOLM. Macduff is missing, and your noble son. - ROSS. Your son, my lord, has paid a soldier's debt. - He only lived but till he was a man, - The which no sooner had his prowess confirm'd - In the unshrinking station where he fought, - But like a man he died. - SIWARD. Then he is dead? - ROSS. Ay, and brought off the field. Your cause of sorrow - Must not be measured by his worth, for then - It hath no end. - SIWARD. Had he his hurts before? - ROSS. Ay, on the front. - SIWARD. Why then, God's soldier be he! - Had I as many sons as I have hairs, - I would not wish them to a fairer death. - And so his knell is knoll'd. - MALCOLM. He's worth more sorrow, - And that I'll spend for him. - SIWARD. He's worth no more: - They say he parted well and paid his score, - And so God be with him! Here comes newer comfort. - - Re-enter Macduff, with Macbeth's head. - - MACDUFF. Hail, King, for so thou art. Behold where stands - The usurper's cursed head. The time is free. - I see thee compass'd with thy kingdom's pearl - That speak my salutation in their minds, - Whose voices I desire aloud with mine- - Hail, King of Scotland! - ALL. Hail, King of Scotland! Flourish. - MALCOLM. We shall not spend a large expense of time - Before we reckon with your several loves - And make us even with you. My Thanes and kinsmen, - Henceforth be Earls, the first that ever Scotland - In such an honor named. What's more to do, - Which would be planted newly with the time, - As calling home our exiled friends abroad - That fled the snares of watchful tyranny, - Producing forth the cruel ministers - Of this dead butcher and his fiend-like queen, - Who, as 'tis thought, by self and violent hands - Took off her life; this, and what needful else - That calls upon us, by the grace of Grace - We will perform in measure, time, and place. - So thanks to all at once and to each one, - Whom we invite to see us crown'd at Scone. - Flourish. Exeunt. - -THE END- - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1605 - - -MEASURE FOR MEASURE - -by William Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - - VINCENTIO, the Duke - ANGELO, the Deputy - ESCALUS, an ancient Lord - CLAUDIO, a young gentleman - LUCIO, a fantastic - Two other like Gentlemen - VARRIUS, a gentleman, servant to the Duke - PROVOST - THOMAS, friar - PETER, friar - A JUSTICE - ELBOW, a simple constable - FROTH, a foolish gentleman - POMPEY, a clown and servant to Mistress Overdone - ABHORSON, an executioner - BARNARDINE, a dissolute prisoner - - ISABELLA, sister to Claudio - MARIANA, betrothed to Angelo - JULIET, beloved of Claudio - FRANCISCA, a nun - MISTRESS OVERDONE, a bawd - - Lords, Officers, Citizens, Boy, and Attendants - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -Vienna - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -The DUKE'S palace - -Enter DUKE, ESCALUS, LORDS, and ATTENDANTS - - DUKE. Escalus! - ESCALUS. My lord. - DUKE. Of government the properties to unfold - Would seem in me t' affect speech and discourse, - Since I am put to know that your own science - Exceeds, in that, the lists of all advice - My strength can give you; then no more remains - But that to your sufficiency- as your worth is able- - And let them work. The nature of our people, - Our city's institutions, and the terms - For common justice, y'are as pregnant in - As art and practice hath enriched any - That we remember. There is our commission, - From which we would not have you warp. Call hither, - I say, bid come before us, Angelo. Exit an ATTENDANT - What figure of us think you he will bear? - For you must know we have with special soul - Elected him our absence to supply; - Lent him our terror, dress'd him with our love, - And given his deputation all the organs - Of our own power. What think you of it? - ESCALUS. If any in Vienna be of worth - To undergo such ample grace and honour, - It is Lord Angelo. - - Enter ANGELO - - DUKE. Look where he comes. - ANGELO. Always obedient to your Grace's will, - I come to know your pleasure. - DUKE. Angelo, - There is a kind of character in thy life - That to th' observer doth thy history - Fully unfold. Thyself and thy belongings - Are not thine own so proper as to waste - Thyself upon thy virtues, they on thee. - Heaven doth with us as we with torches do, - Not light them for themselves; for if our virtues - Did not go forth of us, 'twere all alike - As if we had them not. Spirits are not finely touch'd - But to fine issues; nor Nature never lends - The smallest scruple of her excellence - But, like a thrifty goddess, she determines - Herself the glory of a creditor, - Both thanks and use. But I do bend my speech - To one that can my part in him advertise. - Hold, therefore, Angelo- - In our remove be thou at full ourself; - Mortality and mercy in Vienna - Live in thy tongue and heart. Old Escalus, - Though first in question, is thy secondary. - Take thy commission. - ANGELO. Now, good my lord, - Let there be some more test made of my metal, - Before so noble and so great a figure - Be stamp'd upon it. - DUKE. No more evasion! - We have with a leaven'd and prepared choice - Proceeded to you; therefore take your honours. - Our haste from hence is of so quick condition - That it prefers itself, and leaves unquestion'd - Matters of needful value. We shall write to you, - As time and our concernings shall importune, - How it goes with us, and do look to know - What doth befall you here. So, fare you well. - To th' hopeful execution do I leave you - Of your commissions. - ANGELO. Yet give leave, my lord, - That we may bring you something on the way. - DUKE. My haste may not admit it; - Nor need you, on mine honour, have to do - With any scruple: your scope is as mine own, - So to enforce or qualify the laws - As to your soul seems good. Give me your hand; - I'll privily away. I love the people, - But do not like to stage me to their eyes; - Though it do well, I do not relish well - Their loud applause and Aves vehement; - Nor do I think the man of safe discretion - That does affect it. Once more, fare you well. - ANGELO. The heavens give safety to your purposes! - ESCALUS. Lead forth and bring you back in happiness! - DUKE. I thank you. Fare you well. Exit - ESCALUS. I shall desire you, sir, to give me leave - To have free speech with you; and it concerns me - To look into the bottom of my place: - A pow'r I have, but of what strength and nature - I am not yet instructed. - ANGELO. 'Tis so with me. Let us withdraw together, - And we may soon our satisfaction have - Touching that point. - ESCALUS. I'll wait upon your honour. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -A street - -Enter Lucio and two other GENTLEMEN - - LUCIO. If the Duke, with the other dukes, come not to composition - with the King of Hungary, why then all the dukes fall upon the - King. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Heaven grant us its peace, but not the King of - Hungary's! - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Amen. - LUCIO. Thou conclud'st like the sanctimonious pirate that went to - sea with the Ten Commandments, but scrap'd one out of the table. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. 'Thou shalt not steal'? - LUCIO. Ay, that he raz'd. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Why, 'twas a commandment to command the captain - and all the rest from their functions: they put forth to steal. - There's not a soldier of us all that, in the thanksgiving before - meat, do relish the petition well that prays for peace. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. I never heard any soldier dislike it. - LUCIO. I believe thee; for I think thou never wast where grace was - said. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. No? A dozen times at least. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. What, in metre? - LUCIO. In any proportion or in any language. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. I think, or in any religion. - LUCIO. Ay, why not? Grace is grace, despite of all controversy; as, - for example, thou thyself art a wicked villain, despite of all - grace. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Well, there went but a pair of shears between us. - LUCIO. I grant; as there may between the lists and the velvet. - Thou art the list. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. And thou the velvet; thou art good velvet; thou'rt - a three-pil'd piece, I warrant thee. I had as lief be a list of - an English kersey as be pil'd, as thou art pil'd, for a French - velvet. Do I speak feelingly now? - LUCIO. I think thou dost; and, indeed, with most painful feeling of - thy speech. I will, out of thine own confession, learn to begin - thy health; but, whilst I live, forget to drink after thee. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. I think I have done myself wrong, have I not? - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Yes, that thou hast, whether thou art tainted or - free. - - Enter MISTRESS OVERDONE - - LUCIO. Behold, behold, where Madam Mitigation comes! I have - purchas'd as many diseases under her roof as come to- - SECOND GENTLEMAN. To what, I pray? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Judge. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. To three thousand dolours a year. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Ay, and more. - LUCIO. A French crown more. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Thou art always figuring diseases in me, but thou - art full of error; I am sound. - LUCIO. Nay, not, as one would say, healthy; but so sound as things - that are hollow: thy bones are hollow; impiety has made a feast - of thee. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. How now! which of your hips has the most profound - sciatica? - MRS. OVERDONE. Well, well! there's one yonder arrested and carried - to prison was worth five thousand of you all. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Who's that, I pray thee? - MRS. OVERDONE. Marry, sir, that's Claudio, Signior Claudio. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Claudio to prison? 'Tis not so. - MRS. OVERDONE. Nay, but I know 'tis so: I saw him arrested; saw him - carried away; and, which is more, within these three days his - head to be chopp'd off. - LUCIO. But, after all this fooling, I would not have it so. Art - thou sure of this? - MRS. OVERDONE. I am too sure of it; and it is for getting Madam - Julietta with child. - LUCIO. Believe me, this may be; he promis'd to meet me two hours - since, and he was ever precise in promise-keeping. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Besides, you know, it draws something near to the - speech we had to such a purpose. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. But most of all agreeing with the proclamation. - LUCIO. Away; let's go learn the truth of it. - Exeunt Lucio and GENTLEMEN - MRS. OVERDONE. Thus, what with the war, what with the sweat, what - with the gallows, and what with poverty, I am custom-shrunk. - - Enter POMPEY - - How now! what's the news with you? - POMPEY. Yonder man is carried to prison. - MRS. OVERDONE. Well, what has he done? - POMPEY. A woman. - MRS. OVERDONE. But what's his offence? - POMPEY. Groping for trouts in a peculiar river. - MRS. OVERDONE. What! is there a maid with child by him? - POMPEY. No; but there's a woman with maid by him. You have not - heard of the proclamation, have you? - MRS. OVERDONE. What proclamation, man? - POMPEY. All houses in the suburbs of Vienna must be pluck'd down. - MRS. OVERDONE. And what shall become of those in the city? - POMPEY. They shall stand for seed; they had gone down too, but that - a wise burgher put in for them. - MRS. OVERDONE. But shall all our houses of resort in the suburbs be - pull'd down? - POMPEY. To the ground, mistress. - MRS. OVERDONE. Why, here's a change indeed in the commonwealth! - What shall become of me? - POMPEY. Come, fear not you: good counsellors lack no clients. - Though you change your place you need not change your trade; I'll - be your tapster still. Courage, there will be pity taken on you; - you that have worn your eyes almost out in the service, you will - be considered. - MRS. OVERDONE. What's to do here, Thomas Tapster? Let's withdraw. - POMPEY. Here comes Signior Claudio, led by the provost to prison; - and there's Madam Juliet. Exeunt - - Enter PROVOST, CLAUDIO, JULIET, and OFFICERS; - LUCIO following - - CLAUDIO. Fellow, why dost thou show me thus to th' world? - Bear me to prison, where I am committed. - PROVOST. I do it not in evil disposition, - But from Lord Angelo by special charge. - CLAUDIO. Thus can the demigod Authority - Make us pay down for our offence by weight - The words of heaven: on whom it will, it will; - On whom it will not, so; yet still 'tis just. - LUCIO. Why, how now, Claudio, whence comes this restraint? - CLAUDIO. From too much liberty, my Lucio, liberty; - As surfeit is the father of much fast, - So every scope by the immoderate use - Turns to restraint. Our natures do pursue, - Like rats that ravin down their proper bane, - A thirsty evil; and when we drink we die. - LUCIO. If I could speak so wisely under an arrest, I would send for - certain of my creditors; and yet, to say the truth, I had as lief - have the foppery of freedom as the morality of imprisonment. - What's thy offence, Claudio? - CLAUDIO. What but to speak of would offend again. - LUCIO. What, is't murder? - CLAUDIO. No. - LUCIO. Lechery? - CLAUDIO. Call it so. - PROVOST. Away, sir; you must go. - CLAUDIO. One word, good friend. Lucio, a word with you. - LUCIO. A hundred, if they'll do you any good. Is lechery so look'd - after? - CLAUDIO. Thus stands it with me: upon a true contract - I got possession of Julietta's bed. - You know the lady; she is fast my wife, - Save that we do the denunciation lack - Of outward order; this we came not to, - Only for propagation of a dow'r - Remaining in the coffer of her friends. - From whom we thought it meet to hide our love - Till time had made them for us. But it chances - The stealth of our most mutual entertainment, - With character too gross, is writ on Juliet. - LUCIO. With child, perhaps? - CLAUDIO. Unhappily, even so. - And the new deputy now for the Duke- - Whether it be the fault and glimpse of newness, - Or whether that the body public be - A horse whereon the governor doth ride, - Who, newly in the seat, that it may know - He can command, lets it straight feel the spur; - Whether the tyranny be in his place, - Or in his eminence that fills it up, - I stagger in. But this new governor - Awakes me all the enrolled penalties - Which have, like unscour'd armour, hung by th' wall - So long that nineteen zodiacs have gone round - And none of them been worn; and, for a name, - Now puts the drowsy and neglected act - Freshly on me. 'Tis surely for a name. - LUCIO. I warrant it is; and thy head stands so tickle on thy - shoulders that a milkmaid, if she be in love, may sigh it off. - Send after the Duke, and appeal to him. - CLAUDIO. I have done so, but he's not to be found. - I prithee, Lucio, do me this kind service: - This day my sister should the cloister enter, - And there receive her approbation; - Acquaint her with the danger of my state; - Implore her, in my voice, that she make friends - To the strict deputy; bid herself assay him. - I have great hope in that; for in her youth - There is a prone and speechless dialect - Such as move men; beside, she hath prosperous art - When she will play with reason and discourse, - And well she can persuade. - LUCIO. I pray she may; as well for the encouragement of the like, - which else would stand under grievous imposition, as for the - enjoying of thy life, who I would be sorry should be thus - foolishly lost at a game of tick-tack. I'll to her. - CLAUDIO. I thank you, good friend Lucio. - LUCIO. Within two hours. - CLAUDIO. Come, officer, away. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -A monastery - -Enter DUKE and FRIAR THOMAS - - DUKE. No, holy father; throw away that thought; - Believe not that the dribbling dart of love - Can pierce a complete bosom. Why I desire thee - To give me secret harbour hath a purpose - More grave and wrinkled than the aims and ends - Of burning youth. - FRIAR. May your Grace speak of it? - DUKE. My holy sir, none better knows than you - How I have ever lov'd the life removed, - And held in idle price to haunt assemblies - Where youth, and cost, a witless bravery keeps. - I have deliver'd to Lord Angelo, - A man of stricture and firm abstinence, - My absolute power and place here in Vienna, - And he supposes me travell'd to Poland; - For so I have strew'd it in the common ear, - And so it is received. Now, pious sir, - You will demand of me why I do this. - FRIAR. Gladly, my lord. - DUKE. We have strict statutes and most biting laws, - The needful bits and curbs to headstrong steeds, - Which for this fourteen years we have let slip; - Even like an o'ergrown lion in a cave, - That goes not out to prey. Now, as fond fathers, - Having bound up the threat'ning twigs of birch, - Only to stick it in their children's sight - For terror, not to use, in time the rod - Becomes more mock'd than fear'd; so our decrees, - Dead to infliction, to themselves are dead; - And liberty plucks justice by the nose; - The baby beats the nurse, and quite athwart - Goes all decorum. - FRIAR. It rested in your Grace - To unloose this tied-up justice when you pleas'd; - And it in you more dreadful would have seem'd - Than in Lord Angelo. - DUKE. I do fear, too dreadful. - Sith 'twas my fault to give the people scope, - 'Twould be my tyranny to strike and gall them - For what I bid them do; for we bid this be done, - When evil deeds have their permissive pass - And not the punishment. Therefore, indeed, my father, - I have on Angelo impos'd the office; - Who may, in th' ambush of my name, strike home, - And yet my nature never in the fight - To do in slander. And to behold his sway, - I will, as 'twere a brother of your order, - Visit both prince and people. Therefore, I prithee, - Supply me with the habit, and instruct me - How I may formally in person bear me - Like a true friar. Moe reasons for this action - At our more leisure shall I render you. - Only, this one: Lord Angelo is precise; - Stands at a guard with envy; scarce confesses - That his blood flows, or that his appetite - Is more to bread than stone. Hence shall we see, - If power change purpose, what our seemers be. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -A nunnery - -Enter ISABELLA and FRANCISCA - - ISABELLA. And have you nuns no farther privileges? - FRANCISCA. Are not these large enough? - ISABELLA. Yes, truly; I speak not as desiring more, - But rather wishing a more strict restraint - Upon the sisterhood, the votarists of Saint Clare. - LUCIO. [ Within] Ho! Peace be in this place! - ISABELLA. Who's that which calls? - FRANCISCA. It is a man's voice. Gentle Isabella, - Turn you the key, and know his business of him: - You may, I may not; you are yet unsworn; - When you have vow'd, you must not speak with men - But in the presence of the prioress; - Then, if you speak, you must not show your face, - Or, if you show your face, you must not speak. - He calls again; I pray you answer him. Exit FRANCISCA - ISABELLA. Peace and prosperity! Who is't that calls? - - Enter LUCIO - - LUCIO. Hail, virgin, if you be, as those cheek-roses - Proclaim you are no less. Can you so stead me - As bring me to the sight of Isabella, - A novice of this place, and the fair sister - To her unhappy brother Claudio? - ISABELLA. Why her 'unhappy brother'? Let me ask - The rather, for I now must make you know - I am that Isabella, and his sister. - LUCIO. Gentle and fair, your brother kindly greets you. - Not to be weary with you, he's in prison. - ISABELLA. Woe me! For what? - LUCIO. For that which, if myself might be his judge, - He should receive his punishment in thanks: - He hath got his friend with child. - ISABELLA. Sir, make me not your story. - LUCIO. It is true. - I would not- though 'tis my familiar sin - With maids to seem the lapwing, and to jest, - Tongue far from heart- play with all virgins so: - I hold you as a thing enskied and sainted, - By your renouncement an immortal spirit, - And to be talk'd with in sincerity, - As with a saint. - ISABELLA. You do blaspheme the good in mocking me. - LUCIO. Do not believe it. Fewness and truth, 'tis thus: - Your brother and his lover have embrac'd. - As those that feed grow full, as blossoming time - That from the seedness the bare fallow brings - To teeming foison, even so her plenteous womb - Expresseth his full tilth and husbandry. - ISABELLA. Some one with child by him? My cousin Juliet? - LUCIO. Is she your cousin? - ISABELLA. Adoptedly, as school-maids change their names - By vain though apt affection. - LUCIO. She it is. - ISABELLA. O, let him marry her! - LUCIO. This is the point. - The Duke is very strangely gone from hence; - Bore many gentlemen, myself being one, - In hand, and hope of action; but we do learn, - By those that know the very nerves of state, - His givings-out were of an infinite distance - From his true-meant design. Upon his place, - And with full line of his authority, - Governs Lord Angelo, a man whose blood - Is very snow-broth, one who never feels - The wanton stings and motions of the sense, - But doth rebate and blunt his natural edge - With profits of the mind, study and fast. - He- to give fear to use and liberty, - Which have for long run by the hideous law, - As mice by lions- hath pick'd out an act - Under whose heavy sense your brother's life - Falls into forfeit; he arrests him on it, - And follows close the rigour of the statute - To make him an example. All hope is gone, - Unless you have the grace by your fair prayer - To soften Angelo. And that's my pith of business - 'Twixt you and your poor brother. - ISABELLA. Doth he so seek his life? - LUCIO. Has censur'd him - Already, and, as I hear, the Provost hath - A warrant for his execution. - ISABELLA. Alas! what poor ability's in me - To do him good? - LUCIO. Assay the pow'r you have. - ISABELLA. My power, alas, I doubt! - LUCIO. Our doubts are traitors, - And make us lose the good we oft might win - By fearing to attempt. Go to Lord Angelo, - And let him learn to know, when maidens sue, - Men give like gods; but when they weep and kneel, - All their petitions are as freely theirs - As they themselves would owe them. - ISABELLA. I'll see what I can do. - LUCIO. But speedily. - ISABELLA. I will about it straight; - No longer staying but to give the Mother - Notice of my affair. I humbly thank you. - Commend me to my brother; soon at night - I'll send him certain word of my success. - LUCIO. I take my leave of you. - ISABELLA. Good sir, adieu. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. Scene I. -A hall in ANGELO'S house - -Enter ANGELO, ESCALUS, a JUSTICE, PROVOST, OFFICERS, and other ATTENDANTS - - ANGELO. We must not make a scarecrow of the law, - Setting it up to fear the birds of prey, - And let it keep one shape till custom make it - Their perch, and not their terror. - ESCALUS. Ay, but yet - Let us be keen, and rather cut a little - Than fall and bruise to death. Alas! this gentleman, - Whom I would save, had a most noble father. - Let but your honour know, - Whom I believe to be most strait in virtue, - That, in the working of your own affections, - Had time coher'd with place, or place with wishing, - Or that the resolute acting of our blood - Could have attain'd th' effect of your own purpose - Whether you had not sometime in your life - Err'd in this point which now you censure him, - And pull'd the law upon you. - ANGELO. 'Tis one thing to be tempted, Escalus, - Another thing to fall. I not deny - The jury, passing on the prisoner's life, - May in the sworn twelve have a thief or two - Guiltier than him they try. What's open made to justice, - That justice seizes. What knows the laws - That thieves do pass on thieves? 'Tis very pregnant, - The jewel that we find, we stoop and take't, - Because we see it; but what we do not see - We tread upon, and never think of it. - You may not so extenuate his offence - For I have had such faults; but rather tell me, - When I, that censure him, do so offend, - Let mine own judgment pattern out my death, - And nothing come in partial. Sir, he must die. - ESCALUS. Be it as your wisdom will. - ANGELO. Where is the Provost? - PROVOST. Here, if it like your honour. - ANGELO. See that Claudio - Be executed by nine to-morrow morning; - Bring him his confessor; let him be prepar'd; - For that's the utmost of his pilgrimage. Exit PROVOST - ESCALUS. [Aside] Well, heaven forgive him! and forgive us all! - Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall; - Some run from breaks of ice, and answer none, - And some condemned for a fault alone. - - Enter ELBOW and OFFICERS with FROTH and POMPEY - - ELBOW. Come, bring them away; if these be good people in a - commonweal that do nothing but use their abuses in common houses, - I know no law; bring them away. - ANGELO. How now, sir! What's your name, and what's the matter? - ELBOW. If it please your honour, I am the poor Duke's constable, - and my name is Elbow; I do lean upon justice, sir, and do bring - in here before your good honour two notorious benefactors. - ANGELO. Benefactors! Well- what benefactors are they? Are they not - malefactors? - ELBOW. If it please your honour, I know not well what they are; but - precise villains they are, that I am sure of, and void of all - profanation in the world that good Christians ought to have. - ESCALUS. This comes off well; here's a wise officer. - ANGELO. Go to; what quality are they of? Elbow is your name? Why - dost thou not speak, Elbow? - POMPEY. He cannot, sir; he's out at elbow. - ANGELO. What are you, sir? - ELBOW. He, sir? A tapster, sir; parcel-bawd; one that serves a bad - woman; whose house, sir, was, as they say, pluck'd down in the - suburbs; and now she professes a hot-house, which, I think, is a - very ill house too. - ESCALUS. How know you that? - ELBOW. My Wife, sir, whom I detest before heaven and your honour- - ESCALUS. How! thy wife! - ELBOW. Ay, sir; whom I thank heaven, is an honest woman- - ESCALUS. Dost thou detest her therefore? - ELBOW. I say, sir, I will detest myself also, as well as she, that - this house, if it be not a bawd's house, it is pity of her life, - for it is a naughty house. - ESCALUS. How dost thou know that, constable? - ELBOW. Marry, sir, by my wife; who, if she had been a woman - cardinally given, might have been accus'd in fornication, - adultery, and all uncleanliness there. - ESCALUS. By the woman's means? - ELBOW. Ay, sir, by Mistress Overdone's means; but as she spit in - his face, so she defied him. - POMPEY. Sir, if it please your honour, this is not so. - ELBOW. Prove it before these varlets here, thou honourable man, - prove it. - ESCALUS. Do you hear how he misplaces? - POMPEY. Sir, she came in great with child; and longing, saving your - honour's reverence, for stew'd prunes. Sir, we had but two in the - house, which at that very distant time stood, as it were, in a - fruit dish, a dish of some three pence; your honours have seen - such dishes; they are not China dishes, but very good dishes. - ESCALUS. Go to, go to; no matter for the dish, sir. - POMPEY. No, indeed, sir, not of a pin; you are therein in the - right; but to the point. As I say, this Mistress Elbow, being, as - I say, with child, and being great-bellied, and longing, as I - said, for prunes; and having but two in the dish, as I said, - Master Froth here, this very man, having eaten the rest, as I - said, and, as I say, paying for them very honestly; for, as you - know, Master Froth, I could not give you three pence again- - FROTH. No, indeed. - POMPEY. Very well; you being then, if you be rememb'red, cracking - the stones of the foresaid prunes- - FROTH. Ay, so I did indeed. - POMPEY. Why, very well; I telling you then, if you be rememb'red, - that such a one and such a one were past cure of the thing you - wot of, unless they kept very good diet, as I told you- - FROTH. All this is true. - POMPEY. Why, very well then- - ESCALUS. Come, you are a tedious fool. To the purpose: what was - done to Elbow's wife that he hath cause to complain of? Come me - to what was done to her. - POMPEY. Sir, your honour cannot come to that yet. - ESCALUS. No, sir, nor I mean it not. - POMPEY. Sir, but you shall come to it, by your honour's leave. And, - I beseech you, look into Master Froth here, sir, a man of - fourscore pound a year; whose father died at Hallowmas- was't not - at Hallowmas, Master Froth? - FROTH. All-hallond eve. - POMPEY. Why, very well; I hope here be truths. He, sir, sitting, as - I say, in a lower chair, sir; 'twas in the Bunch of Grapes, - where, indeed, you have a delight to sit, have you not? - FROTH. I have so; because it is an open room, and good for winter. - POMPEY. Why, very well then; I hope here be truths. - ANGELO. This will last out a night in Russia, - When nights are longest there; I'll take my leave, - And leave you to the hearing of the cause, - Hoping you'll find good cause to whip them all. - ESCALUS. I think no less. Good morrow to your lordship. - [Exit ANGELO] Now, sir, come on; what was done to Elbow's wife, - once more? - POMPEY. Once?- sir. There was nothing done to her once. - ELBOW. I beseech you, sir, ask him what this man did to my wife. - POMPEY. I beseech your honour, ask me. - ESCALUS. Well, sir, what did this gentleman to her? - POMPEY. I beseech you, sir, look in this gentleman's face. Good - Master Froth, look upon his honour; 'tis for a good purpose. Doth - your honour mark his face? - ESCALUS. Ay, sir, very well. - POMPEY. Nay, I beseech you, mark it well. - ESCALUS. Well, I do so. - POMPEY. Doth your honour see any harm in his face? - ESCALUS. Why, no. - POMPEY. I'll be suppos'd upon a book his face is the worst thing - about him. Good then; if his face be the worst thing about him, - how could Master Froth do the constable's wife any harm? I would - know that of your honour. - ESCALUS. He's in the right, constable; what say you to it? - ELBOW. First, an it like you, the house is a respected house; next, - this is a respected fellow; and his mistress is a respected - woman. - POMPEY. By this hand, sir, his wife is a more respected person than - any of us all. - ELBOW. Varlet, thou liest; thou liest, wicket varlet; the time is - yet to come that she was ever respected with man, woman, or - child. - POMPEY. Sir, she was respected with him before he married with her. - ESCALUS. Which is the wiser here, Justice or Iniquity? Is this - true? - ELBOW. O thou caitiff! O thou varlet! O thou wicked Hannibal! I - respected with her before I was married to her! If ever I was - respected with her, or she with me, let not your worship think me - the poor Duke's officer. Prove this, thou wicked Hannibal, or - I'll have mine action of batt'ry on thee. - ESCALUS. If he took you a box o' th' ear, you might have your - action of slander too. - ELBOW. Marry, I thank your good worship for it. What is't your - worship's pleasure I shall do with this wicked caitiff? - ESCALUS. Truly, officer, because he hath some offences in him that - thou wouldst discover if thou couldst, let him continue in his - courses till thou know'st what they are. - ELBOW. Marry, I thank your worship for it. Thou seest, thou wicked - varlet, now, what's come upon thee: thou art to continue now, - thou varlet; thou art to continue. - ESCALUS. Where were you born, friend? - FROTH. Here in Vienna, sir. - ESCALUS. Are you of fourscore pounds a year? - FROTH. Yes, an't please you, sir. - ESCALUS. So. What trade are you of, sir? - POMPEY. A tapster, a poor widow's tapster. - ESCALUS. Your mistress' name? - POMPEY. Mistress Overdone. - ESCALUS. Hath she had any more than one husband? - POMPEY. Nine, sir; Overdone by the last. - ESCALUS. Nine! Come hither to me, Master Froth. Master Froth, I - would not have you acquainted with tapsters: they will draw you, - Master Froth, and you will hang them. Get you gone, and let me - hear no more of you. - FROTH. I thank your worship. For mine own part, I never come into - any room in a taphouse but I am drawn in. - ESCALUS. Well, no more of it, Master Froth; farewell. [Exit FROTH] - Come you hither to me, Master Tapster; what's your name, Master - Tapster? - POMPEY. Pompey. - ESCALUS. What else? - POMPEY. Bum, sir. - ESCALUS. Troth, and your bum is the greatest thing about you; so - that, in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the Great. Pompey, - you are partly a bawd, Pompey, howsoever you colour it in being a - tapster. Are you not? Come, tell me true; it shall be the better - for you. - POMPEY. Truly, sir, I am a poor fellow that would live. - ESCALUS. How would you live, Pompey- by being a bawd? What do you - think of the trade, Pompey? Is it a lawful trade? - POMPEY. If the law would allow it, sir. - ESCALUS. But the law will not allow it, Pompey; nor it shall not be - allowed in Vienna. - POMPEY. Does your worship mean to geld and splay all the youth of - the city? - ESCALUS. No, Pompey. - POMPEY. Truly, sir, in my poor opinion, they will to't then. If - your worship will take order for the drabs and the knaves, you - need not to fear the bawds. - ESCALUS. There is pretty orders beginning, I can tell you: but it - is but heading and hanging. - POMPEY. If you head and hang all that offend that way but for ten - year together, you'll be glad to give out a commission for more - heads; if this law hold in Vienna ten year, I'll rent the fairest - house in it, after threepence a bay. If you live to see this come - to pass, say Pompey told you so. - ESCALUS. Thank you, good Pompey; and, in requital of your prophecy, - hark you: I advise you, let me not find you before me again upon - any complaint whatsoever- no, not for dwelling where you do; if I - do, Pompey, I shall beat you to your tent, and prove a shrewd - Caesar to you; in plain dealing, Pompey, I shall have you whipt. - So for this time, Pompey, fare you well. - POMPEY. I thank your worship for your good counsel; [Aside] but I - shall follow it as the flesh and fortune shall better determine. - Whip me? No, no; let carman whip his jade; - The valiant heart's not whipt out of his trade. Exit - ESCALUS. Come hither to me, Master Elbow; come hither, Master - Constable. How long have you been in this place of constable? - ELBOW. Seven year and a half, sir. - ESCALUS. I thought, by the readiness in the office, you had - continued in it some time. You say seven years together? - ELBOW. And a half, sir. - ESCALUS. Alas, it hath been great pains to you! They do you wrong - to put you so oft upon't. Are there not men in your ward - sufficient to serve it? - ELBOW. Faith, sir, few of any wit in such matters; as they are - chosen, they are glad to choose me for them; I do it for some - piece of money, and go through with all. - ESCALUS. Look you, bring me in the names of some six or seven, the - most sufficient of your parish. - ELBOW. To your worship's house, sir? - ESCALUS. To my house. Fare you well. [Exit ELBOW] - What's o'clock, think you? - JUSTICE. Eleven, sir. - ESCALUS. I pray you home to dinner with me. - JUSTICE. I humbly thank you. - ESCALUS. It grieves me for the death of Claudio; - But there's no remedy. - JUSTICE. Lord Angelo is severe. - ESCALUS. It is but needful: - Mercy is not itself that oft looks so; - Pardon is still the nurse of second woe. - But yet, poor Claudio! There is no remedy. - Come, sir. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Another room in ANGELO'S house - -Enter PROVOST and a SERVANT - - SERVANT. He's hearing of a cause; he will come straight. - I'll tell him of you. - PROVOST. Pray you do. [Exit SERVANT] I'll know - His pleasure; may be he will relent. Alas, - He hath but as offended in a dream! - All sects, all ages, smack of this vice; and he - To die for 't! - - Enter ANGELO - - ANGELO. Now, what's the matter, Provost? - PROVOST. Is it your will Claudio shall die to-morrow? - ANGELO. Did not I tell thee yea? Hadst thou not order? - Why dost thou ask again? - PROVOST. Lest I might be too rash; - Under your good correction, I have seen - When, after execution, judgment hath - Repented o'er his doom. - ANGELO. Go to; let that be mine. - Do you your office, or give up your place, - And you shall well be spar'd. - PROVOST. I crave your honour's pardon. - What shall be done, sir, with the groaning Juliet? - She's very near her hour. - ANGELO. Dispose of her - To some more fitter place, and that with speed. - - Re-enter SERVANT - - SERVANT. Here is the sister of the man condemn'd - Desires access to you. - ANGELO. Hath he a sister? - PROVOST. Ay, my good lord; a very virtuous maid, - And to be shortly of a sisterhood, - If not already. - ANGELO. Well, let her be admitted. Exit SERVANT - See you the fornicatress be remov'd; - Let her have needful but not lavish means; - There shall be order for't. - - Enter Lucio and ISABELLA - - PROVOST. [Going] Save your honour! - ANGELO. Stay a little while. [To ISABELLA] Y'are welcome; what's - your will? - ISABELLA. I am a woeful suitor to your honour, - Please but your honour hear me. - ANGELO. Well; what's your suit? - ISABELLA. There is a vice that most I do abhor, - And most desire should meet the blow of justice; - For which I would not plead, but that I must; - For which I must not plead, but that I am - At war 'twixt will and will not. - ANGELO. Well; the matter? - ISABELLA. I have a brother is condemn'd to die; - I do beseech you, let it be his fault, - And not my brother. - PROVOST. [Aside] Heaven give thee moving graces. - ANGELO. Condemn the fault and not the actor of it! - Why, every fault's condemn'd ere it be done; - Mine were the very cipher of a function, - To fine the faults whose fine stands in record, - And let go by the actor. - ISABELLA. O just but severe law! - I had a brother, then. Heaven keep your honour! - LUCIO. [To ISABELLA] Give't not o'er so; to him again, entreat him, - Kneel down before him, hang upon his gown; - You are too cold: if you should need a pin, - You could not with more tame a tongue desire it. - To him, I say. - ISABELLA. Must he needs die? - ANGELO. Maiden, no remedy. - ISABELLA. Yes; I do think that you might pardon him. - And neither heaven nor man grieve at the mercy. - ANGELO. I will not do't. - ISABELLA. But can you, if you would? - ANGELO. Look, what I will not, that I cannot do. - ISABELLA. But might you do't, and do the world no wrong, - If so your heart were touch'd with that remorse - As mine is to him? - ANGELO. He's sentenc'd; 'tis too late. - LUCIO. [To ISABELLA] You are too cold. - ISABELLA. Too late? Why, no; I, that do speak a word, - May call it back again. Well, believe this: - No ceremony that to great ones longs, - Not the king's crown nor the deputed sword, - The marshal's truncheon nor the judge's robe, - Become them with one half so good a grace - As mercy does. - If he had been as you, and you as he, - You would have slipp'd like him; but he, like you, - Would not have been so stern. - ANGELO. Pray you be gone. - ISABELLA. I would to heaven I had your potency, - And you were Isabel! Should it then be thus? - No; I would tell what 'twere to be a judge - And what a prisoner. - LUCIO. [To ISABELLA] Ay, touch him; there's the vein. - ANGELO. Your brother is a forfeit of the law, - And you but waste your words. - ISABELLA. Alas! Alas! - Why, all the souls that were were forfeit once; - And He that might the vantage best have took - Found out the remedy. How would you be - If He, which is the top of judgment, should - But judge you as you are? O, think on that; - And mercy then will breathe within your lips, - Like man new made. - ANGELO. Be you content, fair maid. - It is the law, not I condemn your brother. - Were he my kinsman, brother, or my son, - It should be thus with him. He must die to-morrow. - ISABELLA. To-morrow! O, that's sudden! Spare him, spare him. - He's not prepar'd for death. Even for our kitchens - We kill the fowl of season; shall we serve heaven - With less respect than we do minister - To our gross selves? Good, good my lord, bethink you. - Who is it that hath died for this offence? - There's many have committed it. - LUCIO. [Aside] Ay, well said. - ANGELO. The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept. - Those many had not dar'd to do that evil - If the first that did th' edict infringe - Had answer'd for his deed. Now 'tis awake, - Takes note of what is done, and, like a prophet, - Looks in a glass that shows what future evils- - Either now or by remissness new conceiv'd, - And so in progress to be hatch'd and born- - Are now to have no successive degrees, - But here they live to end. - ISABELLA. Yet show some pity. - ANGELO. I show it most of all when I show justice; - For then I pity those I do not know, - Which a dismiss'd offence would after gall, - And do him right that, answering one foul wrong, - Lives not to act another. Be satisfied; - Your brother dies to-morrow; be content. - ISABELLA. So you must be the first that gives this sentence, - And he that suffers. O, it is excellent - To have a giant's strength! But it is tyrannous - To use it like a giant. - LUCIO. [To ISABELLA] That's well said. - ISABELLA. Could great men thunder - As Jove himself does, Jove would never be quiet, - For every pelting petty officer - Would use his heaven for thunder, - Nothing but thunder. Merciful Heaven, - Thou rather, with thy sharp and sulphurous bolt, - Splits the unwedgeable and gnarled oak - Than the soft myrtle. But man, proud man, - Dress'd in a little brief authority, - Most ignorant of what he's most assur'd, - His glassy essence, like an angry ape, - Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven - As makes the angels weep; who, with our speens, - Would all themselves laugh mortal. - LUCIO. [To ISABELLA] O, to him, to him, wench! He will relent; - He's coming; I perceive 't. - PROVOST. [Aside] Pray heaven she win him. - ISABELLA. We cannot weigh our brother with ourself. - Great men may jest with saints: 'tis wit in them; - But in the less foul profanation. - LUCIO. [To ISABELLA] Thou'rt i' th' right, girl; more o' that. - ISABELLA. That in the captain's but a choleric word - Which in the soldier is flat blasphemy. - LUCIO. [To ISABELLA] Art avis'd o' that? More on't. - ANGELO. Why do you put these sayings upon me? - ISABELLA. Because authority, though it err like others, - Hath yet a kind of medicine in itself - That skins the vice o' th' top. Go to your bosom, - Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know - That's like my brother's fault. If it confess - A natural guiltiness such as is his, - Let it not sound a thought upon your tongue - Against my brother's life. - ANGELO. [Aside] She speaks, and 'tis - Such sense that my sense breeds with it.- Fare you well. - ISABELLA. Gentle my lord, turn back. - ANGELO. I will bethink me. Come again to-morrow. - ISABELLA. Hark how I'll bribe you; good my lord, turn back. - ANGELO. How, bribe me? - ISABELLA. Ay, with such gifts that heaven shall share with you. - LUCIO. [To ISABELLA) You had marr'd all else. - ISABELLA. Not with fond sicles of the tested gold, - Or stones, whose rate are either rich or poor - As fancy values them; but with true prayers - That shall be up at heaven and enter there - Ere sun-rise, prayers from preserved souls, - From fasting maids, whose minds are dedicate - To nothing temporal. - ANGELO. Well; come to me to-morrow. - LUCIO. [To ISABELLA] Go to; 'tis well; away. - ISABELLA. Heaven keep your honour safe! - ANGELO. [Aside] Amen; for I - Am that way going to temptation - Where prayers cross. - ISABELLA. At what hour to-morrow - Shall I attend your lordship? - ANGELO. At any time 'fore noon. - ISABELLA. Save your honour! Exeunt all but ANGELO - ANGELO. From thee; even from thy virtue! - What's this, what's this? Is this her fault or mine? - The tempter or the tempted, who sins most? - Ha! - Not she; nor doth she tempt; but it is I - That, lying by the violet in the sun, - Do as the carrion does, not as the flow'r, - Corrupt with virtuous season. Can it be - That modesty may more betray our sense - Than woman's lightness? Having waste ground enough, - Shall we desire to raze the sanctuary, - And pitch our evils there? O, fie, fie, fie! - What dost thou, or what art thou, Angelo? - Dost thou desire her foully for those things - That make her good? O, let her brother live! - Thieves for their robbery have authority - When judges steal themselves. What, do I love her, - That I desire to hear her speak again, - And feast upon her eyes? What is't I dream on? - O cunning enemy, that, to catch a saint, - With saints dost bait thy hook! Most dangerous - Is that temptation that doth goad us on - To sin in loving virtue. Never could the strumpet, - With all her double vigour, art and nature, - Once stir my temper; but this virtuous maid - Subdues me quite. Ever till now, - When men were fond, I smil'd and wond'red how. Exit - - - - -SCENE III. -A prison - -Enter, severally, DUKE, disguised as a FRIAR, and PROVOST - - DUKE. Hail to you, Provost! so I think you are. - PROVOST. I am the Provost. What's your will, good friar? - DUKE. Bound by my charity and my blest order, - I come to visit the afflicted spirits - Here in the prison. Do me the common right - To let me see them, and to make me know - The nature of their crimes, that I may minister - To them accordingly. - PROVOST. I would do more than that, if more were needful. - - Enter JULIET - - Look, here comes one; a gentlewoman of mine, - Who, falling in the flaws of her own youth, - Hath blister'd her report. She is with child; - And he that got it, sentenc'd- a young man - More fit to do another such offence - Than die for this. - DUKE. When must he die? - PROVOST. As I do think, to-morrow. - [To JULIET] I have provided for you; stay awhile - And you shall be conducted. - DUKE. Repent you, fair one, of the sin you carry? - JULIET. I do; and bear the shame most patiently. - DUKE. I'll teach you how you shall arraign your conscience, - And try your penitence, if it be sound - Or hollowly put on. - JULIET. I'll gladly learn. - DUKE. Love you the man that wrong'd you? - JULIET. Yes, as I love the woman that wrong'd him. - DUKE. So then, it seems, your most offenceful act - Was mutually committed. - JULIET. Mutually. - DUKE. Then was your sin of heavier kind than his. - JULIET. I do confess it, and repent it, father. - DUKE. 'Tis meet so, daughter; but lest you do repent - As that the sin hath brought you to this shame, - Which sorrow is always toward ourselves, not heaven, - Showing we would not spare heaven as we love it, - But as we stand in fear- - JULIET. I do repent me as it is an evil, - And take the shame with joy. - DUKE. There rest. - Your partner, as I hear, must die to-morrow, - And I am going with instruction to him. - Grace go with you! Benedicite! Exit - JULIET. Must die to-morrow! O, injurious law, - That respites me a life whose very comfort - Is still a dying horror! - PROVOST. 'Tis pity of him. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -ANGELO'S house - -Enter ANGELO - - ANGELO. When I would pray and think, I think and pray - To several subjects. Heaven hath my empty words, - Whilst my invention, hearing not my tongue, - Anchors on Isabel. Heaven in my mouth, - As if I did but only chew his name, - And in my heart the strong and swelling evil - Of my conception. The state whereon I studied - Is, like a good thing being often read, - Grown sere and tedious; yea, my gravity, - Wherein- let no man hear me- I take pride, - Could I with boot change for an idle plume - Which the air beats for vain. O place, O form, - How often dost thou with thy case, thy habit, - Wrench awe from fools, and tie the wiser souls - To thy false seeming! Blood, thou art blood. - Let's write 'good angel' on the devil's horn; - 'Tis not the devil's crest. - - Enter SERVANT - - How now, who's there? - SERVANT. One Isabel, a sister, desires access to you. - ANGELO. Teach her the way. [Exit SERVANT] O heavens! - Why does my blood thus muster to my heart, - Making both it unable for itself - And dispossessing all my other parts - Of necessary fitness? - So play the foolish throngs with one that swoons; - Come all to help him, and so stop the air - By which he should revive; and even so - The general subject to a well-wish'd king - Quit their own part, and in obsequious fondness - Crowd to his presence, where their untaught love - Must needs appear offence. - - Enter ISABELLA - - How now, fair maid? - ISABELLA. I am come to know your pleasure. - ANGELO. That you might know it would much better please me - Than to demand what 'tis. Your brother cannot live. - ISABELLA. Even so! Heaven keep your honour! - ANGELO. Yet may he live awhile, and, it may be, - As long as you or I; yet he must die. - ISABELLA. Under your sentence? - ANGELO. Yea. - ISABELLA. When? I beseech you; that in his reprieve, - Longer or shorter, he may be so fitted - That his soul sicken not. - ANGELO. Ha! Fie, these filthy vices! It were as good - To pardon him that hath from nature stol'n - A man already made, as to remit - Their saucy sweetness that do coin heaven's image - In stamps that are forbid; 'tis all as easy - Falsely to take away a life true made - As to put metal in restrained means - To make a false one. - ISABELLA. 'Tis set down so in heaven, but not in earth. - ANGELO. Say you so? Then I shall pose you quickly. - Which had you rather- that the most just law - Now took your brother's life; or, to redeem him, - Give up your body to such sweet uncleanness - As she that he hath stain'd? - ISABELLA. Sir, believe this: - I had rather give my body than my soul. - ANGELO. I talk not of your soul; our compell'd sins - Stand more for number than for accompt. - ISABELLA. How say you? - ANGELO. Nay, I'll not warrant that; for I can speak - Against the thing I say. Answer to this: - I, now the voice of the recorded law, - Pronounce a sentence on your brother's life; - Might there not be a charity in sin - To save this brother's life? - ISABELLA. Please you to do't, - I'll take it as a peril to my soul - It is no sin at all, but charity. - ANGELO. Pleas'd you to do't at peril of your soul, - Were equal poise of sin and charity. - ISABELLA. That I do beg his life, if it be sin, - Heaven let me bear it! You granting of my suit, - If that be sin, I'll make it my morn prayer - To have it added to the faults of mine, - And nothing of your answer. - ANGELO. Nay, but hear me; - Your sense pursues not mine; either you are ignorant - Or seem so, craftily; and that's not good. - ISABELLA. Let me be ignorant, and in nothing good - But graciously to know I am no better. - ANGELO. Thus wisdom wishes to appear most bright - When it doth tax itself; as these black masks - Proclaim an enshielded beauty ten times louder - Than beauty could, display'd. But mark me: - To be received plain, I'll speak more gross- - Your brother is to die. - ISABELLA. So. - ANGELO. And his offence is so, as it appears, - Accountant to the law upon that pain. - ISABELLA. True. - ANGELO. Admit no other way to save his life, - As I subscribe not that, nor any other, - But, in the loss of question, that you, his sister, - Finding yourself desir'd of such a person - Whose credit with the judge, or own great place, - Could fetch your brother from the manacles - Of the all-binding law; and that there were - No earthly mean to save him but that either - You must lay down the treasures of your body - To this supposed, or else to let him suffer- - What would you do? - ISABELLA. As much for my poor brother as myself; - That is, were I under the terms of death, - Th' impression of keen whips I'd wear as rubies, - And strip myself to death as to a bed - That longing have been sick for, ere I'd yield - My body up to shame. - ANGELO. Then must your brother die. - ISABELLA. And 'twere the cheaper way: - Better it were a brother died at once - Than that a sister, by redeeming him, - Should die for ever. - ANGELO. Were not you, then, as cruel as the sentence - That you have slander'd so? - ISABELLA. Ignominy in ransom and free pardon - Are of two houses: lawful mercy - Is nothing kin to foul redemption. - ANGELO. You seem'd of late to make the law a tyrant; - And rather prov'd the sliding of your brother - A merriment than a vice. - ISABELLA. O, pardon me, my lord! It oft falls out, - To have what we would have, we speak not what we mean: - I something do excuse the thing I hate - For his advantage that I dearly love. - ANGELO. We are all frail. - ISABELLA. Else let my brother die, - If not a fedary but only he - Owe and succeed thy weakness. - ANGELO. Nay, women are frail too. - ISABELLA. Ay, as the glasses where they view themselves, - Which are as easy broke as they make forms. - Women, help heaven! Men their creation mar - In profiting by them. Nay, call us ten times frail; - For we are soft as our complexions are, - And credulous to false prints. - ANGELO. I think it well; - And from this testimony of your own sex, - Since I suppose we are made to be no stronger - Than faults may shake our frames, let me be bold. - I do arrest your words. Be that you are, - That is, a woman; if you be more, you're none; - If you be one, as you are well express'd - By all external warrants, show it now - By putting on the destin'd livery. - ISABELLA. I have no tongue but one; gentle, my lord, - Let me intreat you speak the former language. - ANGELO. Plainly conceive, I love you. - ISABELLA. My brother did love Juliet, - And you tell me that he shall die for't. - ANGELO. He shall not, Isabel, if you give me love. - ISABELLA. I know your virtue hath a license in't, - Which seems a little fouler than it is, - To pluck on others. - ANGELO. Believe me, on mine honour, - My words express my purpose. - ISABELLA. Ha! little honour to be much believ'd, - And most pernicious purpose! Seeming, seeming! - I will proclaim thee, Angelo, look for't. - Sign me a present pardon for my brother - Or, with an outstretch'd throat, I'll tell the world aloud - What man thou art. - ANGELO. Who will believe thee, Isabel? - My unsoil'd name, th' austereness of my life, - My vouch against you, and my place i' th' state, - Will so your accusation overweigh - That you shall stifle in your own report, - And smell of calumny. I have begun, - And now I give my sensual race the rein: - Fit thy consent to my sharp appetite; - Lay by all nicety and prolixious blushes - That banish what they sue for; redeem thy brother - By yielding up thy body to my will; - Or else he must not only die the death, - But thy unkindness shall his death draw out - To ling'ring sufferance. Answer me to-morrow, - Or, by the affection that now guides me most, - I'll prove a tyrant to him. As for you, - Say what you can: my false o'erweighs your true. Exit - ISABELLA. To whom should I complain? Did I tell this, - Who would believe me? O perilous mouths - That bear in them one and the self-same tongue - Either of condemnation or approof, - Bidding the law make curtsy to their will; - Hooking both right and wrong to th' appetite, - To follow as it draws! I'll to my brother. - Though he hath fall'n by prompture of the blood, - Yet hath he in him such a mind of honour - That, had he twenty heads to tender down - On twenty bloody blocks, he'd yield them up - Before his sister should her body stoop - To such abhorr'd pollution. - Then, Isabel, live chaste, and, brother, die: - More than our brother is our chastity. - I'll tell him yet of Angelo's request, - And fit his mind to death, for his soul's rest. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -The prison - -Enter DUKE, disguised as before, CLAUDIO, and PROVOST - - DUKE. So, then you hope of pardon from Lord Angelo? - CLAUDIO. The miserable have no other medicine - But only hope: - I have hope to Eve, and am prepar'd to die. - DUKE. Be absolute for death; either death or life - Shall thereby be the sweeter. Reason thus with life. - If I do lose thee, I do lose a thing - That none but fools would keep. A breath thou art, - Servile to all the skyey influences, - That dost this habitation where thou keep'st - Hourly afflict. Merely, thou art Death's fool; - For him thou labour'st by thy flight to shun - And yet run'st toward him still. Thou art not noble; - For all th' accommodations that thou bear'st - Are nurs'd by baseness. Thou 'rt by no means valiant; - For thou dost fear the soft and tender fork - Of a poor worm. Thy best of rest is sleep, - And that thou oft provok'st; yet grossly fear'st - Thy death, which is no more. Thou art not thyself; - For thou exists on many a thousand grains - That issue out of dust. Happy thou art not; - For what thou hast not, still thou striv'st to get, - And what thou hast, forget'st. Thou art not certain; - For thy complexion shifts to strange effects, - After the moon. If thou art rich, thou'rt poor; - For, like an ass whose back with ingots bows, - Thou bear'st thy heavy riches but a journey, - And Death unloads thee. Friend hast thou none; - For thine own bowels which do call thee sire, - The mere effusion of thy proper loins, - Do curse the gout, serpigo, and the rheum, - For ending thee no sooner. Thou hast nor youth nor age, - But, as it were, an after-dinner's sleep, - Dreaming on both; for all thy blessed youth - Becomes as aged, and doth beg the alms - Of palsied eld; and when thou art old and rich, - Thou hast neither heat, affection, limb, nor beauty, - To make thy riches pleasant. What's yet in this - That bears the name of life? Yet in this life - Lie hid moe thousand deaths; yet death we fear, - That makes these odds all even. - CLAUDIO. I humbly thank you. - To sue to live, I find I seek to die; - And, seeking death, find life. Let it come on. - ISABELLA. [Within] What, ho! Peace here; grace and good company! - PROVOST. Who's there? Come in; the wish deserves a welcome. - DUKE. Dear sir, ere long I'll visit you again. - CLAUDIO. Most holy sir, I thank you. - - Enter ISABELLA - - ISABELLA. My business is a word or two with Claudio. - PROVOST. And very welcome. Look, signior, here's your sister. - DUKE. Provost, a word with you. - PROVOST. As many as you please. - DUKE. Bring me to hear them speak, where I may be conceal'd. - Exeunt DUKE and PROVOST - CLAUDIO. Now, sister, what's the comfort? - ISABELLA. Why, - As all comforts are; most good, most good, indeed. - Lord Angelo, having affairs to heaven, - Intends you for his swift ambassador, - Where you shall be an everlasting leiger. - Therefore, your best appointment make with speed; - To-morrow you set on. - CLAUDIO. Is there no remedy? - ISABELLA. None, but such remedy as, to save a head, - To cleave a heart in twain. - CLAUDIO. But is there any? - ISABELLA. Yes, brother, you may live: - There is a devilish mercy in the judge, - If you'll implore it, that will free your life, - But fetter you till death. - CLAUDIO. Perpetual durance? - ISABELLA. Ay, just; perpetual durance, a restraint, - Though all the world's vastidity you had, - To a determin'd scope. - CLAUDIO. But in what nature? - ISABELLA. In such a one as, you consenting to't, - Would bark your honour from that trunk you bear, - And leave you naked. - CLAUDIO. Let me know the point. - ISABELLA. O, I do fear thee, Claudio; and I quake, - Lest thou a feverous life shouldst entertain, - And six or seven winters more respect - Than a perpetual honour. Dar'st thou die? - The sense of death is most in apprehension; - And the poor beetle that we tread upon - In corporal sufferance finds a pang as great - As when a giant dies. - CLAUDIO. Why give you me this shame? - Think you I can a resolution fetch - From flow'ry tenderness? If I must die, - I will encounter darkness as a bride - And hug it in mine arms. - ISABELLA. There spake my brother; there my father's grave - Did utter forth a voice. Yes, thou must die: - Thou art too noble to conserve a life - In base appliances. This outward-sainted deputy, - Whose settled visage and deliberate word - Nips youth i' th' head, and follies doth enew - As falcon doth the fowl, is yet a devil; - His filth within being cast, he would appear - A pond as deep as hell. - CLAUDIO. The precise Angelo! - ISABELLA. O, 'tis the cunning livery of hell - The damned'st body to invest and cover - In precise guards! Dost thou think, Claudio, - If I would yield him my virginity - Thou mightst be freed? - CLAUDIO. O heavens! it cannot be. - ISABELLA. Yes, he would give't thee, from this rank offence, - So to offend him still. This night's the time - That I should do what I abhor to name, - Or else thou diest to-morrow. - CLAUDIO. Thou shalt not do't. - ISABELLA. O, were it but my life! - I'd throw it down for your deliverance - As frankly as a pin. - CLAUDIO. Thanks, dear Isabel. - ISABELLA. Be ready, Claudio, for your death to-morrow. - CLAUDIO. Yes. Has he affections in him - That thus can make him bite the law by th' nose - When he would force it? Sure it is no sin; - Or of the deadly seven it is the least. - ISABELLA. Which is the least? - CLAUDIO. If it were damnable, he being so wise, - Why would he for the momentary trick - Be perdurably fin'd?- O Isabel! - ISABELLA. What says my brother? - CLAUDIO. Death is a fearful thing. - ISABELLA. And shamed life a hateful. - CLAUDIO. Ay, but to die, and go we know not where; - To lie in cold obstruction, and to rot; - This sensible warm motion to become - A kneaded clod; and the delighted spirit - To bathe in fiery floods or to reside - In thrilling region of thick-ribbed ice; - To be imprison'd in the viewless winds, - And blown with restless violence round about - The pendent world; or to be worse than worst - Of those that lawless and incertain thought - Imagine howling- 'tis too horrible. - The weariest and most loathed worldly life - That age, ache, penury, and imprisonment, - Can lay on nature is a paradise - To what we fear of death. - ISABELLA. Alas, alas! - CLAUDIO. Sweet sister, let me live. - What sin you do to save a brother's life, - Nature dispenses with the deed so far - That it becomes a virtue. - ISABELLA. O you beast! - O faithless coward! O dishonest wretch! - Wilt thou be made a man out of my vice? - Is't not a kind of incest to take life - From thine own sister's shame? What should I think? - Heaven shield my mother play'd my father fair! - For such a warped slip of wilderness - Ne'er issu'd from his blood. Take my defiance; - Die; perish. Might but my bending down - Reprieve thee from thy fate, it should proceed. - I'll pray a thousand prayers for thy death, - No word to save thee. - CLAUDIO. Nay, hear me, Isabel. - ISABELLA. O fie, fie, fie! - Thy sin's not accidental, but a trade. - Mercy to thee would prove itself a bawd; - 'Tis best that thou diest quickly. - CLAUDIO. O, hear me, Isabella. - - Re-enter DUKE - - DUKE. Vouchsafe a word, young sister, but one word. - ISABELLA. What is your will? - DUKE. Might you dispense with your leisure, I would by and by have - some speech with you; the satisfaction I would require is - likewise your own benefit. - ISABELLA. I have no superfluous leisure; my stay must be stolen out - of other affairs; but I will attend you awhile. - [Walks apart] - DUKE. Son, I have overheard what hath pass'd between you and your - sister. Angelo had never the purpose to corrupt her; only he hath - made an assay of her virtue to practise his judgment with the - disposition of natures. She, having the truth of honour in her, - hath made him that gracious denial which he is most glad to - receive. I am confessor to Angelo, and I know this to be true; - therefore prepare yourself to death. Do not satisfy your - resolution with hopes that are fallible; to-morrow you must die; - go to your knees and make ready. - CLAUDIO. Let me ask my sister pardon. I am so out of love with life - that I will sue to be rid of it. - DUKE. Hold you there. Farewell. [Exit CLAUDIO] Provost, a word with - you. - - Re-enter PROVOST - - PROVOST. What's your will, father? - DUKE. That, now you are come, you will be gone. Leave me a while - with the maid; my mind promises with my habit no loss shall touch - her by my company. - PROVOST. In good time. Exit PROVOST - DUKE. The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good; the - goodness that is cheap in beauty makes beauty brief in goodness; - but grace, being the soul of your complexion, shall keep the body - of it ever fair. The assault that Angelo hath made to you, - fortune hath convey'd to my understanding; and, but that frailty - hath examples for his falling, I should wonder at Angelo. How - will you do to content this substitute, and to save your brother? - ISABELLA. I am now going to resolve him; I had rather my brother - die by the law than my son should be unlawfully born. But, O, how - much is the good Duke deceiv'd in Angelo! If ever he return, and - I can speak to him, I will open my lips in vain, or discover his - government. - DUKE. That shall not be much amiss; yet, as the matter now stands, - he will avoid your accusation: he made trial of you only. - Therefore fasten your ear on my advisings; to the love I have in - doing good a remedy presents itself. I do make myself believe - that you may most uprighteously do a poor wronged lady a merited - benefit; redeem your brother from the angry law; do no stain to - your own gracious person; and much please the absent Duke, if - peradventure he shall ever return to have hearing of this - business. - ISABELLA. Let me hear you speak farther; I have spirit to do - anything that appears not foul in the truth of my spirit. - DUKE. Virtue is bold, and goodness never fearful. Have you not - heard speak of Mariana, the sister of Frederick, the great - soldier who miscarried at sea? - ISABELLA. I have heard of the lady, and good words went with her - name. - DUKE. She should this Angelo have married; was affianced to her by - oath, and the nuptial appointed; between which time of the - contract and limit of the solemnity her brother Frederick was - wreck'd at sea, having in that perished vessel the dowry of his - sister. But mark how heavily this befell to the poor gentlewoman: - there she lost a noble and renowned brother, in his love toward - her ever most kind and natural; with him the portion and sinew of - her fortune, her marriage-dowry; with both, her combinate - husband, this well-seeming Angelo. - ISABELLA. Can this be so? Did Angelo so leave her? - DUKE. Left her in her tears, and dried not one of them with his - comfort; swallowed his vows whole, pretending in her discoveries - of dishonour; in few, bestow'd her on her own lamentation, which - she yet wears for his sake; and he, a marble to her tears, is - washed with them, but relents not. - ISABELLA. What a merit were it in death to take this poor maid from - the world! What corruption in this life that it will let this man - live! But how out of this can she avail? - DUKE. It is a rupture that you may easily heal; and the cure of it - not only saves your brother, but keeps you from dishonour in - doing it. - ISABELLA. Show me how, good father. - DUKE. This forenamed maid hath yet in her the continuance of her - first affection; his unjust unkindness, that in all reason should - have quenched her love, hath, like an impediment in the current, - made it more violent and unruly. Go you to Angelo; answer his - requiring with a plausible obedience; agree with his demands to - the point; only refer yourself to this advantage: first, that - your stay with him may not be long; that the time may have all - shadow and silence in it; and the place answer to convenience. - This being granted in course- and now follows all: we shall - advise this wronged maid to stead up your appointment, go in your - place. If the encounter acknowledge itself hereafter, it may - compel him to her recompense; and here, by this, is your brother - saved, your honour untainted, the poor Mariana advantaged, and - the corrupt deputy scaled. The maid will I frame and make fit for - his attempt. If you think well to carry this as you may, the - doubleness of the benefit defends the deceit from reproof. What - think you of it? - ISABELLA. The image of it gives me content already; and I trust it - will grow to a most prosperous perfection. - DUKE. It lies much in your holding up. Haste you speedily to - Angelo; if for this night he entreat you to his bed, give him - promise of satisfaction. I will presently to Saint Luke's; there, - at the moated grange, resides this dejected Mariana. At that - place call upon me; and dispatch with Angelo, that it may be - quickly. - ISABELLA. I thank you for this comfort. Fare you well, good father. - Exeunt severally - - - - -Scene II. -The street before the prison - -Enter, on one side, DUKE disguised as before; on the other, ELBOW, -and OFFICERS with POMPEY - - ELBOW. Nay, if there be no remedy for it, but that you will needs - buy and sell men and women like beasts, we shall have all the - world drink brown and white bastard. - DUKE. O heavens! what stuff is here? - POMPEY. 'Twas never merry world since, of two usuries, the merriest - was put down, and the worser allow'd by order of law a furr'd - gown to keep him warm; and furr'd with fox on lamb-skins too, to - signify that craft, being richer than innocency, stands for the - facing. - ELBOW. Come your way, sir. Bless you, good father friar. - DUKE. And you, good brother father. What offence hath this man made - you, sir? - ELBOW. Marry, sir, he hath offended the law; and, sir, we take him - to be a thief too, sir, for we have found upon him, sir, a - strange picklock, which we have sent to the deputy. - DUKE. Fie, sirrah, a bawd, a wicked bawd! - The evil that thou causest to be done, - That is thy means to live. Do thou but think - What 'tis to cram a maw or clothe a back - From such a filthy vice; say to thyself - 'From their abominable and beastly touches - I drink, I eat, array myself, and live.' - Canst thou believe thy living is a life, - So stinkingly depending? Go mend, go mend. - POMPEY. Indeed, it does stink in some sort, sir; but yet, sir, - I would prove- - DUKE. Nay, if the devil have given thee proofs for sin, - Thou wilt prove his. Take him to prison, officer; - Correction and instruction must both work - Ere this rude beast will profit. - ELBOW. He must before the deputy, sir; he has given him warning. - The deputy cannot abide a whoremaster; if he be a whoremonger, - and comes before him, he were as good go a mile on his errand. - DUKE. That we were all, as some would seem to be, - From our faults, as his faults from seeming, free. - ELBOW. His neck will come to your waist- a cord, sir. - - Enter LUCIO - - POMPEY. I spy comfort; I cry bail. Here's a gentleman, and a friend - of mine. - LUCIO. How now, noble Pompey! What, at the wheels of Caesar? Art - thou led in triumph? What, is there none of Pygmalion's images, - newly made woman, to be had now for putting the hand in the - pocket and extracting it clutch'd? What reply, ha? What say'st - thou to this tune, matter, and method? Is't not drown'd i' th' - last rain, ha? What say'st thou, trot? Is the world as it was, - man? Which is the way? Is it sad, and few words? or how? The - trick of it? - DUKE. Still thus, and thus; still worse! - LUCIO. How doth my dear morsel, thy mistress? Procures she still, - ha? - POMPEY. Troth, sir, she hath eaten up all her beef, and she is - herself in the tub. - LUCIO. Why, 'tis good; it is the right of it; it must be so; ever - your fresh whore and your powder'd bawd- an unshunn'd - consequence; it must be so. Art going to prison, Pompey? - POMPEY. Yes, faith, sir. - LUCIO. Why, 'tis not amiss, Pompey. Farewell; go, say I sent thee - thither. For debt, Pompey- or how? - ELBOW. For being a bawd, for being a bawd. - LUCIO. Well, then, imprison him. If imprisonment be the due of a - bawd, why, 'tis his right. Bawd is he doubtless, and of - antiquity, too; bawd-born. Farewell, good Pompey. Commend me to - the prison, Pompey. You will turn good husband now, Pompey; you - will keep the house. - POMPEY. I hope, sir, your good worship will be my bail. - LUCIO. No, indeed, will I not, Pompey; it is not the wear. I will - pray, Pompey, to increase your bondage. If you take it not - patiently, why, your mettle is the more. Adieu trusty Pompey. - Bless you, friar. - DUKE. And you. - LUCIO. Does Bridget paint still, Pompey, ha? - ELBOW. Come your ways, sir; come. - POMPEY. You will not bail me then, sir? - LUCIO. Then, Pompey, nor now. What news abroad, friar? what news? - ELBOW. Come your ways, sir; come. - LUCIO. Go to kennel, Pompey, go. - - Exeunt ELBOW, POMPEY and OFFICERS - - What news, friar, of the Duke? - DUKE. I know none. Can you tell me of any? - LUCIO. Some say he is with the Emperor of Russia; other some, he is - in Rome; but where is he, think you? - DUKE. I know not where; but wheresoever, I wish him well. - LUCIO. It was a mad fantastical trick of him to steal from the - state and usurp the beggary he was never born to. Lord Angelo - dukes it well in his absence; he puts transgression to't. - DUKE. He does well in't. - LUCIO. A little more lenity to lechery would do no harm in him; - something too crabbed that way, friar. - DUKE. It is too general a vice, and severity must cure it. - LUCIO. Yes, in good sooth, the vice is of a great kindred; it is - well allied; but it is impossible to extirp it quite, friar, till - eating and drinking be put down. They say this Angelo was not - made by man and woman after this downright way of creation. Is it - true, think you? - DUKE. How should he be made, then? - LUCIO. Some report a sea-maid spawn'd him; some, that he was begot - between two stock-fishes. But it is certain that when he makes - water his urine is congeal'd ice; that I know to be true. And he - is a motion generative; that's infallible. - DUKE. You are pleasant, sir, and speak apace. - LUCIO. Why, what a ruthless thing is this in him, for the rebellion - of a codpiece to take away the life of a man! Would the Duke that - is absent have done this? Ere he would have hang'd a man for the - getting a hundred bastards, he would have paid for the nursing a - thousand. He had some feeling of the sport; he knew the service, - and that instructed him to mercy. - DUKE. I never heard the absent Duke much detected for women; he was - not inclin'd that way. - LUCIO. O, sir, you are deceiv'd. - DUKE. 'Tis not possible. - LUCIO. Who- not the Duke? Yes, your beggar of fifty; and his use - was to put a ducat in her clack-dish. The Duke had crotchets in - him. He would be drunk too; that let me inform you. - DUKE. You do him wrong, surely. - LUCIO. Sir, I was an inward of his. A shy fellow was the Duke; and - I believe I know the cause of his withdrawing. - DUKE. What, I prithee, might be the cause? - LUCIO. No, pardon; 'tis a secret must be lock'd within the teeth - and the lips; but this I can let you understand: the greater file - of the subject held the Duke to be wise. - DUKE. Wise? Why, no question but he was. - LUCIO. A very superficial, ignorant, unweighing fellow. - DUKE. Either this is envy in you, folly, or mistaking; the very - stream of his life, and the business he hath helmed, must, upon a - warranted need, give him a better proclamation. Let him be but - testimonied in his own bringings-forth, and he shall appear to - the envious a scholar, a statesman, and a soldier. Therefore you - speak unskilfully; or, if your knowledge be more, it is much - dark'ned in your malice. - LUCIO. Sir, I know him, and I love him. - DUKE. Love talks with better knowledge, and knowledge with dearer - love. - LUCIO. Come, sir, I know what I know. - DUKE. I can hardly believe that, since you know not what you speak. - But, if ever the Duke return, as our prayers are he may, let me - desire you to make your answer before him. If it be honest you - have spoke, you have courage to maintain it; I am bound to call - upon you; and I pray you your name? - LUCIO. Sir, my name is Lucio, well known to the Duke. - DUKE. He shall know you better, sir, if I may live to report you. - LUCIO. I fear you not. - DUKE. O, you hope the Duke will return no more; or you imagine me - too unhurtful an opposite. But, indeed, I can do you little harm: - you'll forswear this again. - LUCIO. I'll be hang'd first. Thou art deceiv'd in me, friar. But no - more of this. Canst thou tell if Claudio die to-morrow or no? - DUKE. Why should he die, sir? - LUCIO. Why? For filling a bottle with a tun-dish. I would the Duke - we talk of were return'd again. This ungenitur'd agent will - unpeople the province with continency; sparrows must not build in - his house-eaves because they are lecherous. The Duke yet would - have dark deeds darkly answered; he would never bring them to - light. Would he were return'd! Marry, this Claudio is condemned - for untrussing. Farewell, good friar; I prithee pray for me. The - Duke, I say to thee again, would eat mutton on Fridays. He's not - past it yet; and, I say to thee, he would mouth with a beggar - though she smelt brown bread and garlic. Say that I said so. - Farewell. Exit - DUKE. No might nor greatness in mortality - Can censure scape; back-wounding calumny - The whitest virtue strikes. What king so strong - Can tie the gall up in the slanderous tongue? - But who comes here? - - Enter ESCALUS, PROVOST, and OFFICERS with - MISTRESS OVERDONE - - ESCALUS. Go, away with her to prison. - MRS. OVERDONE. Good my lord, be good to me; your honour is - accounted a merciful man; good my lord. - ESCALUS. Double and treble admonition, and still forfeit in the - same kind! This would make mercy swear and play the tyrant. - PROVOST. A bawd of eleven years' continuance, may it please your - honour. - MRS. OVERDONE. My lord, this is one Lucio's information against me. - Mistress Kate Keepdown was with child by him in the Duke's time; - he promis'd her marriage. His child is a year and a quarter old - come Philip and Jacob; I have kept it myself; and see how he goes - about to abuse me. - ESCALUS. That fellow is a fellow of much license. Let him be call'd - before us. Away with her to prison. Go to; no more words. [Exeunt - OFFICERS with MISTRESS OVERDONE] Provost, my brother Angelo will - not be alter'd: Claudio must die to-morrow. Let him be furnish'd - with divines, and have all charitable preparation. If my brother - wrought by my pity, it should not be so with him. - PROVOST. So please you, this friar hath been with him, and advis'd - him for th' entertainment of death. - ESCALUS. Good even, good father. - DUKE. Bliss and goodness on you! - ESCALUS. Of whence are you? - DUKE. Not of this country, though my chance is now - To use it for my time. I am a brother - Of gracious order, late come from the See - In special business from his Holiness. - ESCALUS. What news abroad i' th' world? - DUKE. None, but that there is so great a fever on goodness that the - dissolution of it must cure it. Novelty is only in request; and, - as it is, as dangerous to be aged in any kind of course as it is - virtuous to be constant in any undertakeing. There is scarce - truth enough alive to make societies secure; but security enough - to make fellowships accurst. Much upon this riddle runs the - wisdom of the world. This news is old enough, yet it is every - day's news. I pray you, sir, of what disposition was the Duke? - ESCALUS. One that, above all other strifes, contended especially to - know himself. - DUKE. What pleasure was he given to? - ESCALUS. Rather rejoicing to see another merry than merry at - anything which profess'd to make him rejoice; a gentleman of all - temperance. But leave we him to his events, with a prayer they - may prove prosperous; and let me desire to know how you find - Claudio prepar'd. I am made to understand that you have lent him - visitation. - DUKE. He professes to have received no sinister measure from his - judge, but most willingly humbles himself to the determination of - justice. Yet had he framed to himself, by the instruction of his - frailty, many deceiving promises of life; which I, by my good - leisure, have discredited to him, and now he is resolv'd to die. - ESCALUS. You have paid the heavens your function, and the prisoner - the very debt of your calling. I have labour'd for the poor - gentleman to the extremest shore of my modesty; but my brother - justice have I found so severe that he hath forc'd me to tell him - he is indeed Justice. - DUKE. If his own life answer the straitness of his proceeding, it - shall become him well; wherein if he chance to fail, he hath - sentenc'd himself. - ESCALUS. I am going to visit the prisoner. Fare you well. - DUKE. Peace be with you! Exeunt ESCALUS and PROVOST - - He who the sword of heaven will bear - Should be as holy as severe; - Pattern in himself to know, - Grace to stand, and virtue go; - More nor less to others paying - Than by self-offences weighing. - Shame to him whose cruel striking - Kills for faults of his own liking! - Twice treble shame on Angelo, - To weed my vice and let his grow! - O, what may man within him hide, - Though angel on the outward side! - How may likeness, made in crimes, - Make a practice on the times, - To draw with idle spiders' strings - Most ponderous and substantial things! - Craft against vice I must apply. - With Angelo to-night shall lie - His old betrothed but despised; - So disguise shall, by th' disguised, - Pay with falsehood false exacting, - And perform an old contracting. Exit - - - - -Act IV. Scene I. -The moated grange at Saint Duke's - -Enter MARIANA; and BOY singing - - SONG - - Take, O, take those lips away, - That so sweetly were forsworn; - And those eyes, the break of day, - Lights that do mislead the morn; - But my kisses bring again, bring again; - Seals of love, but seal'd in vain, seal'd in vain. - - Enter DUKE, disguised as before - - MARIANA. Break off thy song, and haste thee quick away; - Here comes a man of comfort, whose advice - Hath often still'd my brawling discontent. Exit BOY - I cry you mercy, sir, and well could wish - You had not found me here so musical. - Let me excuse me, and believe me so, - My mirth it much displeas'd, but pleas'd my woe. - DUKE. 'Tis good; though music oft hath such a charm - To make bad good and good provoke to harm. - I pray you tell me hath anybody inquir'd for me here to-day. Much - upon this time have I promis'd here to meet. - MARIANA. You have not been inquir'd after; I have sat here all day. - - Enter ISABELLA - - DUKE. I do constantly believe you. The time is come even now. I - shall crave your forbearance a little. May be I will call upon - you anon, for some advantage to yourself. - MARIANA. I am always bound to you. Exit - DUKE. Very well met, and well come. - What is the news from this good deputy? - ISABELLA. He hath a garden circummur'd with brick, - Whose western side is with a vineyard back'd; - And to that vineyard is a planched gate - That makes his opening with this bigger key; - This other doth command a little door - Which from the vineyard to the garden leads. - There have I made my promise - Upon the heavy middle of the night - To call upon him. - DUKE. But shall you on your knowledge find this way? - ISABELLA. I have ta'en a due and wary note upon't; - With whispering and most guilty diligence, - In action all of precept, he did show me - The way twice o'er. - DUKE. Are there no other tokens - Between you 'greed concerning her observance? - ISABELLA. No, none, but only a repair i' th' dark; - And that I have possess'd him my most stay - Can be but brief; for I have made him know - I have a servant comes with me along, - That stays upon me; whose persuasion is - I come about my brother. - DUKE. 'Tis well borne up. - I have not yet made known to Mariana - A word of this. What ho, within! come forth. - - Re-enter MARIANA - - I pray you be acquainted with this maid; - She comes to do you good. - ISABELLA. I do desire the like. - DUKE. Do you persuade yourself that I respect you? - MARIANA. Good friar, I know you do, and have found it. - DUKE. Take, then, this your companion by the hand, - Who hath a story ready for your ear. - I shall attend your leisure; but make haste; - The vaporous night approaches. - MARIANA. Will't please you walk aside? - Exeunt MARIANA and ISABELLA - DUKE. O place and greatness! Millions of false eyes - Are stuck upon thee. Volumes of report - Run with these false, and most contrarious quest - Upon thy doings. Thousand escapes of wit - Make thee the father of their idle dream, - And rack thee in their fancies. - - Re-enter MARIANA and ISABELLA - - Welcome, how agreed? - ISABELLA. She'll take the enterprise upon her, father, - If you advise it. - DUKE. It is not my consent, - But my entreaty too. - ISABELLA. Little have you to say, - When you depart from him, but, soft and low, - 'Remember now my brother.' - MARIANA. Fear me not. - DUKE. Nor, gentle daughter, fear you not at all. - He is your husband on a pre-contract. - To bring you thus together 'tis no sin, - Sith that the justice of your title to him - Doth flourish the deceit. Come, let us go; - Our corn's to reap, for yet our tithe's to sow. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -The prison - -Enter PROVOST and POMPEY - - PROVOST. Come hither, sirrah. Can you cut off a man's head? - POMPEY. If the man be a bachelor, sir, I can; but if he be a - married man, he's his wife's head, and I can never cut of a - woman's head. - PROVOST. Come, sir, leave me your snatches and yield me a direct - answer. To-morrow morning are to die Claudio and Barnardine. Here - is in our prison a common executioner, who in his office lacks a - helper; if you will take it on you to assist him, it shall redeem - you from your gyves; if not, you shall have your full time of - imprisonment, and your deliverance with an unpitied whipping, for - you have been a notorious bawd. - POMPEY. Sir, I have been an unlawful bawd time out of mind; but yet - I will be content to be a lawful hangman. I would be glad to - receive some instructions from my fellow partner. - PROVOST. What ho, Abhorson! Where's Abhorson there? - - Enter ABHORSON - - ABHORSON. Do you call, sir? - PROVOST. Sirrah, here's a fellow will help you to-morrow in your - execution. If you think it meet, compound with him by the year, - and let him abide here with you; if not, use him for the present, - and dismiss him. He cannot plead his estimation with you; he hath - been a bawd. - ABHORSON. A bawd, sir? Fie upon him! He will discredit our mystery. - PROVOST. Go to, sir; you weigh equally; a feather will turn the - scale. Exit - POMPEY. Pray, sir, by your good favour- for surely, sir, a good - favour you have but that you have a hanging look- do you call, - sir, your occupation a mystery? - ABHORSON. Ay, sir; a mystery. - POMPEY. Painting, sir, I have heard say, is a mystery; and your - whores, sir, being members of my occupation, using painting, do - prove my occupation a mystery; but what mystery there should be - in hanging, if I should be hang'd, I cannot imagine. - ABHORSON. Sir, it is a mystery. - POMPEY. Proof? - ABHORSON. Every true man's apparel fits your thief: if it be too - little for your thief, your true man thinks it big enough; if it - be too big for your thief, your thief thinks it little enough; so - every true man's apparel fits your thief. - - Re-enter PROVOST - - PROVOST. Are you agreed? - POMPEY. Sir, I will serve him; for I do find your hangman is a more - penitent trade than your bawd; he doth oftener ask forgiveness. - PROVOST. You, sirrah, provide your block and your axe to-morrow - four o'clock. - ABHORSON. Come on, bawd; I will instruct thee in my trade; follow. - POMPEY. I do desire to learn, sir; and I hope, if you have occasion - to use me for your own turn, you shall find me yare; for truly, - sir, for your kindness I owe you a good turn. - PROVOST. Call hither Barnardine and Claudio. - Exeunt ABHORSON and POMPEY - Th' one has my pity; not a jot the other, - Being a murderer, though he were my brother. - - Enter CLAUDIO - - Look, here's the warrant, Claudio, for thy death; - 'Tis now dead midnight, and by eight to-morrow - Thou must be made immortal. Where's Barnardine? - CLAUDIO. As fast lock'd up in sleep as guiltless labour - When it lies starkly in the traveller's bones. - He will not wake. - PROVOST. Who can do good on him? - Well, go, prepare yourself. [Knocking within] But hark, what - noise? - Heaven give your spirits comfort! Exit CLAUDIO - [Knocking continues] By and by. - I hope it is some pardon or reprieve - For the most gentle Claudio. - - Enter DUKE, disguised as before - - Welcome, father. - DUKE. The best and wholesom'st spirits of the night - Envelop you, good Provost! Who call'd here of late? - PROVOST. None, since the curfew rung. - DUKE. Not Isabel? - PROVOST. No. - DUKE. They will then, ere't be long. - PROVOST. What comfort is for Claudio? - DUKE. There's some in hope. - PROVOST. It is a bitter deputy. - DUKE. Not so, not so; his life is parallel'd - Even with the stroke and line of his great justice; - He doth with holy abstinence subdue - That in himself which he spurs on his pow'r - To qualify in others. Were he meal'd with that - Which he corrects, then were he tyrannous; - But this being so, he's just. [Knocking within] Now are they - come. Exit PROVOST - This is a gentle provost; seldom when - The steeled gaoler is the friend of men. [Knocking within] - How now, what noise! That spirit's possess'd with haste - That wounds th' unsisting postern with these strokes. - - Re-enter PROVOST - - PROVOST. There he must stay until the officer - Arise to let him in; he is call'd up. - DUKE. Have you no countermand for Claudio yet - But he must die to-morrow? - PROVOST. None, sir, none. - DUKE. As near the dawning, Provost, as it is, - You shall hear more ere morning. - PROVOST. Happily - You something know; yet I believe there comes - No countermand; no such example have we. - Besides, upon the very siege of justice, - Lord Angelo hath to the public ear - Profess'd the contrary. - - Enter a MESSENGER - This is his lordship's man. - DUKE. And here comes Claudio's pardon. - MESSENGER. My lord hath sent you this note; and by me this further - charge, that you swerve not from the smallest article of it, - neither in time, matter, or other circumstance. Good morrow; for - as I take it, it is almost day. - PROVOST. I shall obey him. Exit MESSENGER - DUKE. [Aside] This is his pardon, purchas'd by such sin - For which the pardoner himself is in; - Hence hath offence his quick celerity, - When it is borne in high authority. - When vice makes mercy, mercy's so extended - That for the fault's love is th' offender friended. - Now, sir, what news? - PROVOST. I told you: Lord Angelo, belike thinking me remiss in mine - office, awakens me with this unwonted putting-on; methinks - strangely, for he hath not us'd it before. - DUKE. Pray you, let's hear. - PROVOST. [Reads] 'Whatsoever you may hear to the contrary, let - Claudio be executed by four of the clock, and, in the afternoon, - Barnardine. For my better satisfaction, let me have Claudio's - head sent me by five. Let this be duly performed, with a thought - that more depends on it than we must yet deliver. Thus fail not - to do your office, as you will answer it at your peril.' - What say you to this, sir? - DUKE. What is that Barnardine who is to be executed in th' - afternoon? - PROVOST. A Bohemian born; but here nurs'd up and bred. - One that is a prisoner nine years old. - DUKE. How came it that the absent Duke had not either deliver'd him - to his liberty or executed him? I have heard it was ever his - manner to do so. - PROVOST. His friends still wrought reprieves for him; and, indeed, - his fact, till now in the government of Lord Angelo, came not to - an undoubted proof. - DUKE. It is now apparent? - PROVOST. Most manifest, and not denied by himself. - DUKE. Hath he borne himself penitently in prison? How seems he to - be touch'd? - PROVOST. A man that apprehends death no more dreadfully but as a - drunken sleep; careless, reckless, and fearless, of what's past, - present, or to come; insensible of mortality and desperately - mortal. - DUKE. He wants advice. - PROVOST. He will hear none. He hath evermore had the liberty of the - prison; give him leave to escape hence, he would not; drunk many - times a day, if not many days entirely drunk. We have very oft - awak'd him, as if to carry him to execution, and show'd him a - seeming warrant for it; it hath not moved him at all. - DUKE. More of him anon. There is written in your brow, Provost, - honesty and constancy. If I read it not truly, my ancient skill - beguiles me; but in the boldness of my cunning I will lay myself - in hazard. Claudio, whom here you have warrant to execute, is no - greater forfeit to the law than Angelo who hath sentenc'd him. To - make you understand this in a manifested effect, I crave but four - days' respite; for the which you are to do me both a present and - a dangerous courtesy. - PROVOST. Pray, sir, in what? - DUKE. In the delaying death. - PROVOST. Alack! How may I do it, having the hour limited, and an - express command, under penalty, to deliver his head in the view - of Angelo? I may make my case as Claudio's, to cross this in the - smallest. - DUKE. By the vow of mine order, I warrant you, if my instructions - may be your guide. Let this Barnardine be this morning executed, - and his head borne to Angelo. - PROVOST. Angelo hath seen them both, and will discover the favour. - DUKE. O, death's a great disguiser; and you may add to it. Shave - the head and tie the beard; and say it was the desire of the - penitent to be so bar'd before his death. You know the course is - common. If anything fall to you upon this more than thanks and - good fortune, by the saint whom I profess, I will plead against - it with my life. - PROVOST. Pardon me, good father; it is against my oath. - DUKE. Were you sworn to the Duke, or to the deputy? - PROVOST. To him and to his substitutes. - DUKE. You will think you have made no offence if the Duke avouch - the justice of your dealing? - PROVOST. But what likelihood is in that? - DUKE. Not a resemblance, but a certainty. Yet since I see you - fearful, that neither my coat, integrity, nor persuasion, can - with ease attempt you, I will go further than I meant, to pluck - all fears out of you. Look you, sir, here is the hand and seal of - the Duke. You know the character, I doubt not; and the signet is - not strange to you. - PROVOST. I know them both. - DUKE. The contents of this is the return of the Duke; you shall - anon over-read it at your pleasure, where you shall find within - these two days he will be here. This is a thing that Angelo knows - not; for he this very day receives letters of strange tenour, - perchance of the Duke's death, perchance entering into some - monastery; but, by chance, nothing of what is writ. Look, th' - unfolding star calls up the shepherd. Put not yourself into - amazement how these things should be: all difficulties are but - easy when they are known. Call your executioner, and off with - Barnardine's head. I will give him a present shrift, and advise - him for a better place. Yet you are amaz'd, but this shall - absolutely resolve you. Come away; it is almost clear dawn. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -The prison - -Enter POMPEY - - POMPEY. I am as well acquainted here as I was in our house of - profession; one would think it were Mistress Overdone's own - house, for here be many of her old customers. First, here's young - Master Rash; he's in for a commodity of brown paper and old - ginger, nine score and seventeen pounds, of which he made five - marks ready money. Marry, then ginger was not much in request, - for the old women were all dead. Then is there here one Master - Caper, at the suit of Master Threepile the mercer, for some four - suits of peach-colour'd satin, which now peaches him a beggar. - Then have we here young Dizy, and young Master Deepvow, and - Master Copperspur, and Master Starvelackey, the rapier and dagger - man, and young Dropheir that kill'd lusty Pudding, and Master - Forthlight the tilter, and brave Master Shootie the great - traveller, and wild Halfcan that stabb'd Pots, and, I think, - forty more- all great doers in our trade, and are now 'for the - Lord's sake.' - - Enter ABHORSON - - ABHORSON. Sirrah, bring Barnardine hither. - POMPEY. Master Barnardine! You must rise and be hang'd, Master - Barnardine! - ABHORSON. What ho, Barnardine! - BARNARDINE. [Within] A pox o' your throats! Who makes that noise - there? What are you? - POMPEY. Your friends, sir; the hangman. You must be so good, sir, - to rise and be put to death. - BARNARDINE. [ Within ] Away, you rogue, away; I am sleepy. - ABHORSON. Tell him he must awake, and that quickly too. - POMPEY. Pray, Master Barnardine, awake till you are executed, and - sleep afterwards. - ABHORSON. Go in to him, and fetch him out. - POMPEY. He is coming, sir, he is coming; I hear his straw rustle. - - Enter BARNARDINE - - ABHORSON. Is the axe upon the block, sirrah? - POMPEY. Very ready, sir. - BARNARDINE. How now, Abhorson, what's the news with you? - ABHORSON. Truly, sir, I would desire you to clap into your prayers; - for, look you, the warrant's come. - BARNARDINE. You rogue, I have been drinking all night; I am not - fitted for't. - POMPEY. O, the better, sir! For he that drinks all night and is - hanged betimes in the morning may sleep the sounder all the next - day. - - Enter DUKE, disguised as before - - ABHORSON. Look you, sir, here comes your ghostly father. - Do we jest now, think you? - DUKE. Sir, induced by my charity, and hearing how hastily you are - to depart, I am come to advise you, comfort you, and pray with - you. - BARNARDINE. Friar, not I; I have been drinking hard all night, and - I will have more time to prepare me, or they shall beat out my - brains with billets. I will not consent to die this day, that's - certain. - DUKE. O, Sir, you must; and therefore I beseech you - Look forward on the journey you shall go. - BARNARDINE. I swear I will not die to-day for any man's persuasion. - DUKE. But hear you- - BARNARDINE. Not a word; if you have anything to say to me, come to - my ward; for thence will not I to-day. Exit - DUKE. Unfit to live or die. O gravel heart! - After him, fellows; bring him to the block. - Exeunt ABHORSON and POMPEY - - Enter PROVOST - - PROVOST. Now, sir, how do you find the prisoner? - DUKE. A creature unprepar'd, unmeet for death; - And to transport him in the mind he is - Were damnable. - PROVOST. Here in the prison, father, - There died this morning of a cruel fever - One Ragozine, a most notorious pirate, - A man of Claudio's years; his beard and head - Just of his colour. What if we do omit - This reprobate till he were well inclin'd, - And satisfy the deputy with the visage - Of Ragozine, more like to Claudio? - DUKE. O, 'tis an accident that heaven provides! - Dispatch it presently; the hour draws on - Prefix'd by Angelo. See this be done, - And sent according to command; whiles I - Persuade this rude wretch willingly to die. - PROVOST. This shall be done, good father, presently. - But Barnardine must die this afternoon; - And how shall we continue Claudio, - To save me from the danger that might come - If he were known alive? - DUKE. Let this be done: - Put them in secret holds, both Barnardine and Claudio. - Ere twice the sun hath made his journal greeting - To the under generation, you shall find - Your safety manifested. - PROVOST. I am your free dependant. - DUKE. Quick, dispatch, and send the head to Angelo. - Exit PROVOST - Now will I write letters to Angelo- - The Provost, he shall bear them- whose contents - Shall witness to him I am near at home, - And that, by great injunctions, I am bound - To enter publicly. Him I'll desire - To meet me at the consecrated fount, - A league below the city; and from thence, - By cold gradation and well-balanc'd form. - We shall proceed with Angelo. - - Re-enter PROVOST - - PROVOST. Here is the head; I'll carry it myself. - DUKE. Convenient is it. Make a swift return; - For I would commune with you of such things - That want no ear but yours. - PROVOST. I'll make all speed. Exit - ISABELLA. [ Within ] Peace, ho, be here! - DUKE. The tongue of Isabel. She's come to know - If yet her brother's pardon be come hither; - But I will keep her ignorant of her good, - To make her heavenly comforts of despair - When it is least expected. - - Enter ISABELLA - - ISABELLA. Ho, by your leave! - DUKE. Good morning to you, fair and gracious daughter. - ISABELLA. The better, given me by so holy a man. - Hath yet the deputy sent my brother's pardon? - DUKE. He hath releas'd him, Isabel, from the world. - His head is off and sent to Angelo. - ISABELLA. Nay, but it is not so. - DUKE. It is no other. - Show your wisdom, daughter, in your close patience, - ISABELLA. O, I will to him and pluck out his eyes! - DUKE. You shall not be admitted to his sight. - ISABELLA. Unhappy Claudio! Wretched Isabel! - Injurious world! Most damned Angelo! - DUKE. This nor hurts him nor profits you a jot; - Forbear it, therefore; give your cause to heaven. - Mark what I say, which you shall find - By every syllable a faithful verity. - The Duke comes home to-morrow. Nay, dry your eyes. - One of our covent, and his confessor, - Gives me this instance. Already he hath carried - Notice to Escalus and Angelo, - Who do prepare to meet him at the gates, - There to give up their pow'r. If you can, pace your wisdom - In that good path that I would wish it go, - And you shall have your bosom on this wretch, - Grace of the Duke, revenges to your heart, - And general honour. - ISABELLA. I am directed by you. - DUKE. This letter, then, to Friar Peter give; - 'Tis that he sent me of the Duke's return. - Say, by this token, I desire his company - At Mariana's house to-night. Her cause and yours - I'll perfect him withal; and he shall bring you - Before the Duke; and to the head of Angelo - Accuse him home and home. For my poor self, - I am combined by a sacred vow, - And shall be absent. Wend you with this letter. - Command these fretting waters from your eyes - With a light heart; trust not my holy order, - If I pervert your course. Who's here? - - Enter LUCIO - - LUCIO. Good even. Friar, where's the Provost? - DUKE. Not within, sir. - LUCIO. O pretty Isabella, I am pale at mine heart to see thine eyes - so red. Thou must be patient. I am fain to dine and sup with - water and bran; I dare not for my head fill my belly; one - fruitful meal would set me to't. But they say the Duke will be - here to-morrow. By my troth, Isabel, I lov'd thy brother. If the - old fantastical Duke of dark corners had been at home, he had - lived. Exit ISABELLA - DUKE. Sir, the Duke is marvellous little beholding to your reports; - but the best is, he lives not in them. - LUCIO. Friar, thou knowest not the Duke so well as I do; he's a - better woodman than thou tak'st him for. - DUKE. Well, you'll answer this one day. Fare ye well. - LUCIO. Nay, tarry; I'll go along with thee; I can tell thee pretty - tales of the Duke. - DUKE. You have told me too many of him already, sir, if they be - true; if not true, none were enough. - LUCIO. I was once before him for getting a wench with child. - DUKE. Did you such a thing? - LUCIO. Yes, marry, did I; but I was fain to forswear it: they would - else have married me to the rotten medlar. - DUKE. Sir, your company is fairer than honest. Rest you well. - LUCIO. By my troth, I'll go with thee to the lane's end. If bawdy - talk offend you, we'll have very little of it. Nay, friar, I am a - kind of burr; I shall stick. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -ANGELO'S house - -Enter ANGELO and ESCALUS - - ESCALUS. Every letter he hath writ hath disvouch'd other. - ANGELO. In most uneven and distracted manner. His actions show much - like to madness; pray heaven his wisdom be not tainted! And why - meet him at the gates, and redeliver our authorities there? - ESCALUS. I guess not. - ANGELO. And why should we proclaim it in an hour before his - ent'ring that, if any crave redress of injustice, they should - exhibit their petitions in the street? - ESCALUS. He shows his reason for that: to have a dispatch of - complaints; and to deliver us from devices hereafter, which - shall then have no power to stand against us. - ANGELO. Well, I beseech you, let it be proclaim'd; - Betimes i' th' morn I'll call you at your house; - Give notice to such men of sort and suit - As are to meet him. - ESCALUS. I shall, sir; fare you well. - ANGELO. Good night. Exit ESCALUS - This deed unshapes me quite, makes me unpregnant - And dull to all proceedings. A deflow'red maid! - And by an eminent body that enforc'd - The law against it! But that her tender shame - Will not proclaim against her maiden loss, - How might she tongue me! Yet reason dares her no; - For my authority bears a so credent bulk - That no particular scandal once can touch - But it confounds the breather. He should have liv'd, - Save that his riotous youth, with dangerous sense, - Might in the times to come have ta'en revenge, - By so receiving a dishonour'd life - With ransom of such shame. Would yet he had liv'd! - Alack, when once our grace we have forgot, - Nothing goes right; we would, and we would not. Exit - - - - -SCENE V. -Fields without the town - -Enter DUKE in his own habit, and Friar PETER - - DUKE. These letters at fit time deliver me. [Giving letters] - The Provost knows our purpose and our plot. - The matter being afoot, keep your instruction - And hold you ever to our special drift; - Though sometimes you do blench from this to that - As cause doth minister. Go, call at Flavius' house, - And tell him where I stay; give the like notice - To Valentinus, Rowland, and to Crassus, - And bid them bring the trumpets to the gate; - But send me Flavius first. - PETER. It shall be speeded well. Exit FRIAR - - Enter VARRIUS - - DUKE. I thank thee, Varrius; thou hast made good haste. - Come, we will walk. There's other of our friends - Will greet us here anon. My gentle Varrius! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VI. -A street near the city gate - -Enter ISABELLA and MARIANA - - ISABELLA. To speak so indirectly I am loath; - I would say the truth; but to accuse him so, - That is your part. Yet I am advis'd to do it; - He says, to veil full purpose. - MARIANA. Be rul'd by him. - ISABELLA. Besides, he tells me that, if peradventure - He speak against me on the adverse side, - I should not think it strange; for 'tis a physic - That's bitter to sweet end. - MARIANA. I would Friar Peter- - - Enter FRIAR PETER - - ISABELLA. O, peace! the friar is come. - PETER. Come, I have found you out a stand most fit, - Where you may have such vantage on the Duke - He shall not pass you. Twice have the trumpets sounded; - The generous and gravest citizens - Have hent the gates, and very near upon - The Duke is ent'ring; therefore, hence, away. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -The city gate - -Enter at several doors DUKE, VARRIUS, LORDS; ANGELO, ESCALUS, Lucio, -PROVOST, OFFICERS, and CITIZENS - - DUKE. My very worthy cousin, fairly met! - Our old and faithful friend, we are glad to see you. - ANGELO, ESCALUS. Happy return be to your royal Grace! - DUKE. Many and hearty thankings to you both. - We have made inquiry of you, and we hear - Such goodness of your justice that our soul - Cannot but yield you forth to public thanks, - Forerunning more requital. - ANGELO. You make my bonds still greater. - DUKE. O, your desert speaks loud; and I should wrong it - To lock it in the wards of covert bosom, - When it deserves, with characters of brass, - A forted residence 'gainst the tooth of time - And razure of oblivion. Give me your hand. - And let the subject see, to make them know - That outward courtesies would fain proclaim - Favours that keep within. Come, Escalus, - You must walk by us on our other hand, - And good supporters are you. - - Enter FRIAR PETER and ISABELLA - - PETER. Now is your time; speak loud, and kneel before him. - ISABELLA. Justice, O royal Duke! Vail your regard - Upon a wrong'd- I would fain have said a maid! - O worthy Prince, dishonour not your eye - By throwing it on any other object - Till you have heard me in my true complaint, - And given me justice, justice, justice, justice. - DUKE. Relate your wrongs. In what? By whom? Be brief. - Here is Lord Angelo shall give you justice; - Reveal yourself to him. - ISABELLA. O worthy Duke, - You bid me seek redemption of the devil! - Hear me yourself; for that which I must speak - Must either punish me, not being believ'd, - Or wring redress from you. Hear me, O, hear me, here! - ANGELO. My lord, her wits, I fear me, are not firm; - She hath been a suitor to me for her brother, - Cut off by course of justice- - ISABELLA. By course of justice! - ANGELO. And she will speak most bitterly and strange. - ISABELLA. Most strange, but yet most truly, will I speak. - That Angelo's forsworn, is it not strange? - That Angelo's a murderer, is't not strange? - That Angelo is an adulterous thief, - An hypocrite, a virgin-violator, - Is it not strange and strange? - DUKE. Nay, it is ten times strange. - ISABELLA. It is not truer he is Angelo - Than this is all as true as it is strange; - Nay, it is ten times true; for truth is truth - To th' end of reck'ning. - DUKE. Away with her. Poor soul, - She speaks this in th' infirmity of sense. - ISABELLA. O Prince! I conjure thee, as thou believ'st - There is another comfort than this world, - That thou neglect me not with that opinion - That I am touch'd with madness. Make not impossible - That which but seems unlike: 'tis not impossible - But one, the wicked'st caitiff on the ground, - May seem as shy, as grave, as just, as absolute, - As Angelo; even so may Angelo, - In all his dressings, characts, titles, forms, - Be an arch-villain. Believe it, royal Prince, - If he be less, he's nothing; but he's more, - Had I more name for badness. - DUKE. By mine honesty, - If she be mad, as I believe no other, - Her madness hath the oddest frame of sense, - Such a dependency of thing on thing, - As e'er I heard in madness. - ISABELLA. O gracious Duke, - Harp not on that; nor do not banish reason - For inequality; but let your reason serve - To make the truth appear where it seems hid, - And hide the false seems true. - DUKE. Many that are not mad - Have, sure, more lack of reason. What would you say? - ISABELLA. I am the sister of one Claudio, - Condemn'd upon the act of fornication - To lose his head; condemn'd by Angelo. - I, in probation of a sisterhood, - Was sent to by my brother; one Lucio - As then the messenger- - LUCIO. That's I, an't like your Grace. - I came to her from Claudio, and desir'd her - To try her gracious fortune with Lord Angelo - For her poor brother's pardon. - ISABELLA. That's he, indeed. - DUKE. You were not bid to speak. - LUCIO. No, my good lord; - Nor wish'd to hold my peace. - DUKE. I wish you now, then; - Pray you take note of it; and when you have - A business for yourself, pray heaven you then - Be perfect. - LUCIO. I warrant your honour. - DUKE. The warrant's for yourself; take heed to't. - ISABELLA. This gentleman told somewhat of my tale. - LUCIO. Right. - DUKE. It may be right; but you are i' the wrong - To speak before your time. Proceed. - ISABELLA. I went - To this pernicious caitiff deputy. - DUKE. That's somewhat madly spoken. - ISABELLA. Pardon it; - The phrase is to the matter. - DUKE. Mended again. The matter- proceed. - ISABELLA. In brief- to set the needless process by, - How I persuaded, how I pray'd, and kneel'd, - How he refell'd me, and how I replied, - For this was of much length- the vile conclusion - I now begin with grief and shame to utter: - He would not, but by gift of my chaste body - To his concupiscible intemperate lust, - Release my brother; and, after much debatement, - My sisterly remorse confutes mine honour, - And I did yield to him. But the next morn betimes, - His purpose surfeiting, he sends a warrant - For my poor brother's head. - DUKE. This is most likely! - ISABELLA. O that it were as like as it is true! - DUKE. By heaven, fond wretch, thou know'st not what thou speak'st, - Or else thou art suborn'd against his honour - In hateful practice. First, his integrity - Stands without blemish; next, it imports no reason - That with such vehemency he should pursue - Faults proper to himself. If he had so offended, - He would have weigh'd thy brother by himself, - And not have cut him off. Some one hath set you on; - Confess the truth, and say by whose advice - Thou cam'st here to complain. - ISABELLA. And is this all? - Then, O you blessed ministers above, - Keep me in patience; and, with ripened time, - Unfold the evil which is here wrapt up - In countenance! Heaven shield your Grace from woe, - As I, thus wrong'd, hence unbelieved go! - DUKE. I know you'd fain be gone. An officer! - To prison with her! Shall we thus permit - A blasting and a scandalous breath to fall - On him so near us? This needs must be a practice. - Who knew of your intent and coming hither? - ISABELLA. One that I would were here, Friar Lodowick. - DUKE. A ghostly father, belike. Who knows that Lodowick? - LUCIO. My lord, I know him; 'tis a meddling friar. - I do not like the man; had he been lay, my lord, - For certain words he spake against your Grace - In your retirement, I had swing'd him soundly. - DUKE. Words against me? This's a good friar, belike! - And to set on this wretched woman here - Against our substitute! Let this friar be found. - LUCIO. But yesternight, my lord, she and that friar, - I saw them at the prison; a saucy friar, - A very scurvy fellow. - PETER. Blessed be your royal Grace! - I have stood by, my lord, and I have heard - Your royal ear abus'd. First, hath this woman - Most wrongfully accus'd your substitute; - Who is as free from touch or soil with her - As she from one ungot. - DUKE. We did believe no less. - Know you that Friar Lodowick that she speaks of? - PETER. I know him for a man divine and holy; - Not scurvy, nor a temporary meddler, - As he's reported by this gentleman; - And, on my trust, a man that never yet - Did, as he vouches, misreport your Grace. - LUCIO. My lord, most villainously; believe it. - PETER. Well, he in time may come to clear himself; - But at this instant he is sick, my lord, - Of a strange fever. Upon his mere request- - Being come to knowledge that there was complaint - Intended 'gainst Lord Angelo- came I hither - To speak, as from his mouth, what he doth know - Is true and false; and what he, with his oath - And all probation, will make up full clear, - Whensoever he's convented. First, for this woman- - To justify this worthy nobleman, - So vulgarly and personally accus'd- - Her shall you hear disproved to her eyes, - Till she herself confess it. - DUKE. Good friar, let's hear it. Exit ISABELLA guarded - Do you not smile at this, Lord Angelo? - O heaven, the vanity of wretched fools! - Give us some seats. Come, cousin Angelo; - In this I'll be impartial; be you judge - Of your own cause. - - Enter MARIANA veiled - - Is this the witness, friar? - FIRST let her show her face, and after speak. - MARIANA. Pardon, my lord; I will not show my face - Until my husband bid me. - DUKE. What, are you married? - MARIANA. No, my lord. - DUKE. Are you a maid? - MARIANA. No, my lord. - DUKE. A widow, then? - MARIANA. Neither, my lord. - DUKE. Why, you are nothing then; neither maid, widow, nor wife. - LUCIO. My lord, she may be a punk; for many of them are neither - maid, widow, nor wife. - DUKE. Silence that fellow. I would he had some cause - To prattle for himself. - LUCIO. Well, my lord. - MARIANA. My lord, I do confess I ne'er was married, - And I confess, besides, I am no maid. - I have known my husband; yet my husband - Knows not that ever he knew me. - LUCIO. He was drunk, then, my lord; it can be no better. - DUKE. For the benefit of silence, would thou wert so too! - LUCIO. Well, my lord. - DUKE. This is no witness for Lord Angelo. - MARIANA. Now I come to't, my lord: - She that accuses him of fornication, - In self-same manner doth accuse my husband; - And charges him, my lord, with such a time - When I'll depose I had him in mine arms, - With all th' effect of love. - ANGELO. Charges she moe than me? - MARIANA. Not that I know. - DUKE. No? You say your husband. - MARIANA. Why, just, my lord, and that is Angelo, - Who thinks he knows that he ne'er knew my body, - But knows he thinks that he knows Isabel's. - ANGELO. This is a strange abuse. Let's see thy face. - MARIANA. My husband bids me; now I will unmask. - [Unveiling] - This is that face, thou cruel Angelo, - Which once thou swor'st was worth the looking on; - This is the hand which, with a vow'd contract, - Was fast belock'd in thine; this is the body - That took away the match from Isabel, - And did supply thee at thy garden-house - In her imagin'd person. - DUKE. Know you this woman? - LUCIO. Carnally, she says. - DUKE. Sirrah, no more. - LUCIO. Enough, my lord. - ANGELO. My lord, I must confess I know this woman; - And five years since there was some speech of marriage - Betwixt myself and her; which was broke off, - Partly for that her promised proportions - Came short of composition; but in chief - For that her reputation was disvalued - In levity. Since which time of five years - I never spake with her, saw her, nor heard from her, - Upon my faith and honour. - MARIANA. Noble Prince, - As there comes light from heaven and words from breath, - As there is sense in truth and truth in virtue, - I am affianc'd this man's wife as strongly - As words could make up vows. And, my good lord, - But Tuesday night last gone, in's garden-house, - He knew me as a wife. As this is true, - Let me in safety raise me from my knees, - Or else for ever be confixed here, - A marble monument! - ANGELO. I did but smile till now. - Now, good my lord, give me the scope of justice; - My patience here is touch'd. I do perceive - These poor informal women are no more - But instruments of some more mightier member - That sets them on. Let me have way, my lord, - To find this practice out. - DUKE. Ay, with my heart; - And punish them to your height of pleasure. - Thou foolish friar, and thou pernicious woman, - Compact with her that's gone, think'st thou thy oaths, - Though they would swear down each particular saint, - Were testimonies against his worth and credit, - That's seal'd in approbation? You, Lord Escalus, - Sit with my cousin; lend him your kind pains - To find out this abuse, whence 'tis deriv'd. - There is another friar that set them on; - Let him be sent for. - PETER. Would lie were here, my lord! For he indeed - Hath set the women on to this complaint. - Your provost knows the place where he abides, - And he may fetch him. - DUKE. Go, do it instantly. Exit PROVOST - And you, my noble and well-warranted cousin, - Whom it concerns to hear this matter forth, - Do with your injuries as seems you best - In any chastisement. I for a while will leave you; - But stir not you till you have well determin'd - Upon these slanderers. - ESCALUS. My lord, we'll do it throughly. Exit DUKE - Signior Lucio, did not you say you knew that Friar Lodowick to be - a dishonest person? - LUCIO. 'Cucullus non facit monachum': honest in nothing but in his - clothes; and one that hath spoke most villainous speeches of the - Duke. - ESCALUS. We shall entreat you to abide here till he come and - enforce them against him. We shall find this friar a notable - fellow. - LUCIO. As any in Vienna, on my word. - ESCALUS. Call that same Isabel here once again; I would speak with - her. [Exit an ATTENDANT] Pray you, my lord, give me leave to - question; you shall see how I'll handle her. - LUCIO. Not better than he, by her own report. - ESCALUS. Say you? - LUCIO. Marry, sir, I think, if you handled her privately, she would - sooner confess; perchance, publicly, she'll be asham'd. - - Re-enter OFFICERS with ISABELLA; and PROVOST with the - DUKE in his friar's habit - - ESCALUS. I will go darkly to work with her. - LUCIO. That's the way; for women are light at midnight. - ESCALUS. Come on, mistress; here's a gentlewoman denies all that - you have said. - LUCIO. My lord, here comes the rascal I spoke of, here with the - Provost. - ESCALUS. In very good time. Speak not you to him till we call upon - you. - LUCIO. Mum. - ESCALUS. Come, sir; did you set these women on to slander Lord - Angelo? They have confess'd you did. - DUKE. 'Tis false. - ESCALUS. How! Know you where you are? - DUKE. Respect to your great place! and let the devil - Be sometime honour'd for his burning throne! - Where is the Duke? 'Tis he should hear me speak. - ESCALUS. The Duke's in us; and we will hear you speak; - Look you speak justly. - DUKE. Boldly, at least. But, O, poor souls, - Come you to seek the lamb here of the fox, - Good night to your redress! Is the Duke gone? - Then is your cause gone too. The Duke's unjust - Thus to retort your manifest appeal, - And put your trial in the villain's mouth - Which here you come to accuse. - LUCIO. This is the rascal; this is he I spoke of. - ESCALUS. Why, thou unreverend and unhallowed friar, - Is't not enough thou hast suborn'd these women - To accuse this worthy man, but, in foul mouth, - And in the witness of his proper ear, - To call him villain; and then to glance from him - To th' Duke himself, to tax him with injustice? - Take him hence; to th' rack with him! We'll touze you - Joint by joint, but we will know his purpose. - What, 'unjust'! - DUKE. Be not so hot; the Duke - Dare no more stretch this finger of mine than he - Dare rack his own; his subject am I not, - Nor here provincial. My business in this state - Made me a looker-on here in Vienna, - Where I have seen corruption boil and bubble - Till it o'errun the stew: laws for all faults, - But faults so countenanc'd that the strong statutes - Stand like the forfeits in a barber's shop, - As much in mock as mark. - ESCALUS. Slander to th' state! Away with him to prison! - ANGELO. What can you vouch against him, Signior Lucio? - Is this the man that you did tell us of? - LUCIO. 'Tis he, my lord. Come hither, good-man bald-pate. - Do you know me? - DUKE. I remember you, sir, by the sound of your voice. I met you at - the prison, in the absence of the Duke. - LUCIO. O did you so? And do you remember what you said of the Duke? - DUKE. Most notedly, sir. - LUCIO. Do you so, sir? And was the Duke a fleshmonger, a fool, and - a coward, as you then reported him to be? - DUKE. You must, sir, change persons with me ere you make that my - report; you, indeed, spoke so of him; and much more, much worse. - LUCIO. O thou damnable fellow! Did not I pluck thee by the nose for - thy speeches? - DUKE. I protest I love the Duke as I love myself. - ANGELO. Hark how the villain would close now, after his treasonable - abuses! - ESCALUS. Such a fellow is not to be talk'd withal. Away with him to - prison! Where is the Provost? Away with him to prison! Lay bolts - enough upon him; let him speak no more. Away with those giglets - too, and with the other confederate companion! - [The PROVOST lays bands on the DUKE] - DUKE. Stay, sir; stay awhile. - ANGELO. What, resists he? Help him, Lucio. - LUCIO. Come, sir; come, sir; come, sir; foh, sir! Why, you - bald-pated lying rascal, you must be hooded, must you? Show your - knave's visage, with a pox to you! Show your sheep-biting face, - and be hang'd an hour! Will't not off? - [Pulls off the FRIAR'S bood and discovers the DUKE] - DUKE. Thou art the first knave that e'er mad'st a duke. - First, Provost, let me bail these gentle three. - [To Lucio] Sneak not away, sir, for the friar and you - Must have a word anon. Lay hold on him. - LUCIO. This may prove worse than hanging. - DUKE. [To ESCALUS] What you have spoke I pardon; sit you down. - We'll borrow place of him. [To ANGELO] Sir, by your leave. - Hast thou or word, or wit, or impudence, - That yet can do thee office? If thou hast, - Rely upon it till my tale be heard, - And hold no longer out. - ANGELO. O my dread lord, - I should be guiltier than my guiltiness, - To think I can be undiscernible, - When I perceive your Grace, like pow'r divine, - Hath look'd upon my passes. Then, good Prince, - No longer session hold upon my shame, - But let my trial be mine own confession; - Immediate sentence then, and sequent death, - Is all the grace I beg. - DUKE. Come hither, Mariana. - Say, wast thou e'er contracted to this woman? - ANGELO. I was, my lord. - DUKE. Go, take her hence and marry her instantly. - Do you the office, friar; which consummate, - Return him here again. Go with him, Provost. - Exeunt ANGELO, MARIANA, FRIAR PETER, and PROVOST - ESCALUS. My lord, I am more amaz'd at his dishonour - Than at the strangeness of it. - DUKE. Come hither, Isabel. - Your friar is now your prince. As I was then - Advertising and holy to your business, - Not changing heart with habit, I am still - Attorney'd at your service. - ISABELLA. O, give me pardon, - That I, your vassal have employ'd and pain'd - Your unknown sovereignty. - DUKE. You are pardon'd, Isabel. - And now, dear maid, be you as free to us. - Your brother's death, I know, sits at your heart; - And you may marvel why I obscur'd myself, - Labouring to save his life, and would not rather - Make rash remonstrance of my hidden pow'r - Than let him so be lost. O most kind maid, - It was the swift celerity of his death, - Which I did think with slower foot came on, - That brain'd my purpose. But peace be with him! - That life is better life, past fearing death, - Than that which lives to fear. Make it your comfort, - So happy is your brother. - ISABELLA. I do, my lord. - - Re-enter ANGELO, MARIANA, FRIAR PETER, and PROVOST - - DUKE. For this new-married man approaching here, - Whose salt imagination yet hath wrong'd - Your well-defended honour, you must pardon - For Mariana's sake; but as he adjudg'd your brother- - Being criminal in double violation - Of sacred chastity and of promise-breach, - Thereon dependent, for your brother's life- - The very mercy of the law cries out - Most audible, even from his proper tongue, - 'An Angelo for Claudio, death for death!' - Haste still pays haste, and leisure answers leisure; - Like doth quit like, and Measure still for Measure. - Then, Angelo, thy fault's thus manifested, - Which, though thou wouldst deny, denies thee vantage. - We do condemn thee to the very block - Where Claudio stoop'd to death, and with like haste. - Away with him! - MARIANA. O my most gracious lord, - I hope you will not mock me with a husband. - DUKE. It is your husband mock'd you with a husband. - Consenting to the safeguard of your honour, - I thought your marriage fit; else imputation, - For that he knew you, might reproach your life, - And choke your good to come. For his possessions, - Although by confiscation they are ours, - We do instate and widow you withal - To buy you a better husband. - MARIANA. O my dear lord, - I crave no other, nor no better man. - DUKE. Never crave him; we are definitive. - MARIANA. Gentle my liege- [Kneeling] - DUKE. You do but lose your labour. - Away with him to death! [To LUCIO] Now, sir, to you. - MARIANA. O my good lord! Sweet Isabel, take my part; - Lend me your knees, and all my life to come - I'll lend you all my life to do you service. - DUKE. Against all sense you do importune her. - Should she kneel down in mercy of this fact, - Her brother's ghost his paved bed would break, - And take her hence in horror. - MARIANA. Isabel, - Sweet Isabel, do yet but kneel by me; - Hold up your hands, say nothing; I'll speak all. - They say best men moulded out of faults; - And, for the most, become much more the better - For being a little bad; so may my husband. - O Isabel, will you not lend a knee? - DUKE. He dies for Claudio's death. - ISABELLA. [Kneeling] Most bounteous sir, - Look, if it please you, on this man condemn'd, - As if my brother liv'd. I partly think - A due sincerity govern'd his deeds - Till he did look on me; since it is so, - Let him not die. My brother had but justice, - In that he did the thing for which he died; - For Angelo, - His act did not o'ertake his bad intent, - And must be buried but as an intent - That perish'd by the way. Thoughts are no subjects; - Intents but merely thoughts. - MARIANA. Merely, my lord. - DUKE. Your suit's unprofitable; stand up, I say. - I have bethought me of another fault. - Provost, how came it Claudio was beheaded - At an unusual hour? - PROVOST. It was commanded so. - DUKE. Had you a special warrant for the deed? - PROVOST. No, my good lord; it was by private message. - DUKE. For which I do discharge you of your office; - Give up your keys. - PROVOST. Pardon me, noble lord; - I thought it was a fault, but knew it not; - Yet did repent me, after more advice; - For testimony whereof, one in the prison, - That should by private order else have died, - I have reserv'd alive. - DUKE. What's he? - PROVOST. His name is Barnardine. - DUKE. I would thou hadst done so by Claudio. - Go fetch him hither; let me look upon him. Exit PROVOST - ESCALUS. I am sorry one so learned and so wise - As you, Lord Angelo, have still appear'd, - Should slip so grossly, both in the heat of blood - And lack of temper'd judgment afterward. - ANGELO. I am sorry that such sorrow I procure; - And so deep sticks it in my penitent heart - That I crave death more willingly than mercy; - 'Tis my deserving, and I do entreat it. - - Re-enter PROVOST, with BARNARDINE, CLAUDIO (muffled) - and JULIET - - DUKE. Which is that Barnardine? - PROVOST. This, my lord. - DUKE. There was a friar told me of this man. - Sirrah, thou art said to have a stubborn soul, - That apprehends no further than this world, - And squar'st thy life according. Thou'rt condemn'd; - But, for those earthly faults, I quit them all, - And pray thee take this mercy to provide - For better times to come. Friar, advise him; - I leave him to your hand. What muffl'd fellow's that? - PROVOST. This is another prisoner that I sav'd, - Who should have died when Claudio lost his head; - As like almost to Claudio as himself. [Unmuffles CLAUDIO] - DUKE. [To ISABELLA] If he be like your brother, for his sake - Is he pardon'd; and for your lovely sake, - Give me your hand and say you will be mine, - He is my brother too. But fitter time for that. - By this Lord Angelo perceives he's safe; - Methinks I see a quick'ning in his eye. - Well, Angelo, your evil quits you well. - Look that you love your wife; her worth worth yours. - I find an apt remission in myself; - And yet here's one in place I cannot pardon. - To Lucio] You, sirrah, that knew me for a fool, a coward, - One all of luxury, an ass, a madman! - Wherein have I so deserv'd of you - That you extol me thus? - LUCIO. Faith, my lord, I spoke it but according to the trick. - If you will hang me for it, you may; but I had rather it would - please you I might be whipt. - DUKE. Whipt first, sir, and hang'd after. - Proclaim it, Provost, round about the city, - If any woman wrong'd by this lewd fellow- - As I have heard him swear himself there's one - Whom he begot with child, let her appear, - And he shall marry her. The nuptial finish'd, - Let him be whipt and hang'd. - LUCIO. I beseech your Highness, do not marry me to a whore. Your - Highness said even now I made you a duke; good my lord, do not - recompense me in making me a cuckold. - DUKE. Upon mine honour, thou shalt marry her. - Thy slanders I forgive; and therewithal - Remit thy other forfeits. Take him to prison; - And see our pleasure herein executed. - LUCIO. Marrying a punk, my lord, is pressing to death, whipping, - and hanging. - DUKE. Slandering a prince deserves it. - Exeunt OFFICERS with LUCIO - She, Claudio, that you wrong'd, look you restore. - Joy to you, Mariana! Love her, Angelo; - I have confess'd her, and I know her virtue. - Thanks, good friend Escalus, for thy much goodness; - There's more behind that is more gratulate. - Thanks, Provost, for thy care and secrecy; - We shall employ thee in a worthier place. - Forgive him, Angelo, that brought you home - The head of Ragozine for Claudio's: - Th' offence pardons itself. Dear Isabel, - I have a motion much imports your good; - Whereto if you'll a willing ear incline, - What's mine is yours, and what is yours is mine. - So, bring us to our palace, where we'll show - What's yet behind that's meet you all should know. - Exeunt - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1597 - -THE MERCHANT OF VENICE - -by William Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - - THE DUKE OF VENICE - THE PRINCE OF MOROCCO, suitor to Portia - THE PRINCE OF ARRAGON, " " " - ANTONIO, a merchant of Venice - BASSANIO, his friend, suitor to Portia - SOLANIO, friend to Antonio and Bassanio - SALERIO, " " " " " - GRATIANO, " " " " " - LORENZO, in love with Jessica - SHYLOCK, a rich Jew - TUBAL, a Jew, his friend - LAUNCELOT GOBBO, a clown, servant to Shylock - OLD GOBBO, father to Launcelot - LEONARDO, servant to Bassanio - BALTHASAR, servant to Portia - STEPHANO, " " " - - PORTIA, a rich heiress - NERISSA, her waiting-maid - JESSICA, daughter to Shylock - - Magnificoes of Venice, Officers of the Court of Justice, - Gaoler, Servants, and other Attendants - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -Venice, and PORTIA'S house at Belmont - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -Venice. A street - -Enter ANTONIO, SALERIO, and SOLANIO - - ANTONIO. In sooth, I know not why I am so sad. - It wearies me; you say it wearies you; - But how I caught it, found it, or came by it, - What stuff 'tis made of, whereof it is born, - I am to learn; - And such a want-wit sadness makes of me - That I have much ado to know myself. - SALERIO. Your mind is tossing on the ocean; - There where your argosies, with portly sail- - Like signiors and rich burghers on the flood, - Or as it were the pageants of the sea- - Do overpeer the petty traffickers, - That curtsy to them, do them reverence, - As they fly by them with their woven wings. - SOLANIO. Believe me, sir, had I such venture forth, - The better part of my affections would - Be with my hopes abroad. I should be still - Plucking the grass to know where sits the wind, - Peering in maps for ports, and piers, and roads; - And every object that might make me fear - Misfortune to my ventures, out of doubt, - Would make me sad. - SALERIO. My wind, cooling my broth, - Would blow me to an ague when I thought - What harm a wind too great might do at sea. - I should not see the sandy hour-glass run - But I should think of shallows and of flats, - And see my wealthy Andrew dock'd in sand, - Vailing her high top lower than her ribs - To kiss her burial. Should I go to church - And see the holy edifice of stone, - And not bethink me straight of dangerous rocks, - Which, touching but my gentle vessel's side, - Would scatter all her spices on the stream, - Enrobe the roaring waters with my silks, - And, in a word, but even now worth this, - And now worth nothing? Shall I have the thought - To think on this, and shall I lack the thought - That such a thing bechanc'd would make me sad? - But tell not me; I know Antonio - Is sad to think upon his merchandise. - ANTONIO. Believe me, no; I thank my fortune for it, - My ventures are not in one bottom trusted, - Nor to one place; nor is my whole estate - Upon the fortune of this present year; - Therefore my merchandise makes me not sad. - SOLANIO. Why then you are in love. - ANTONIO. Fie, fie! - SOLANIO. Not in love neither? Then let us say you are sad - Because you are not merry; and 'twere as easy - For you to laugh and leap and say you are merry, - Because you are not sad. Now, by two-headed Janus, - Nature hath fram'd strange fellows in her time: - Some that will evermore peep through their eyes, - And laugh like parrots at a bag-piper; - And other of such vinegar aspect - That they'll not show their teeth in way of smile - Though Nestor swear the jest be laughable. - - Enter BASSANIO, LORENZO, and GRATIANO - - Here comes Bassanio, your most noble kinsman, - Gratiano and Lorenzo. Fare ye well; - We leave you now with better company. - SALERIO. I would have stay'd till I had made you merry, - If worthier friends had not prevented me. - ANTONIO. Your worth is very dear in my regard. - I take it your own business calls on you, - And you embrace th' occasion to depart. - SALERIO. Good morrow, my good lords. - BASSANIO. Good signiors both, when shall we laugh? Say when. - You grow exceeding strange; must it be so? - SALERIO. We'll make our leisures to attend on yours. - Exeunt SALERIO and SOLANIO - LORENZO. My Lord Bassanio, since you have found Antonio, - We two will leave you; but at dinner-time, - I pray you, have in mind where we must meet. - BASSANIO. I will not fail you. - GRATIANO. You look not well, Signior Antonio; - You have too much respect upon the world; - They lose it that do buy it with much care. - Believe me, you are marvellously chang'd. - ANTONIO. I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano- - A stage, where every man must play a part, - And mine a sad one. - GRATIANO. Let me play the fool. - With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come; - And let my liver rather heat with wine - Than my heart cool with mortifying groans. - Why should a man whose blood is warm within - Sit like his grandsire cut in alabaster, - Sleep when he wakes, and creep into the jaundice - By being peevish? I tell thee what, Antonio- - I love thee, and 'tis my love that speaks- - There are a sort of men whose visages - Do cream and mantle like a standing pond, - And do a wilful stillness entertain, - With purpose to be dress'd in an opinion - Of wisdom, gravity, profound conceit; - As who should say 'I am Sir Oracle, - And when I ope my lips let no dog bark.' - O my Antonio, I do know of these - That therefore only are reputed wise - For saying nothing; when, I am very sure, - If they should speak, would almost damn those ears - Which, hearing them, would call their brothers fools. - I'll tell thee more of this another time. - But fish not with this melancholy bait - For this fool gudgeon, this opinion. - Come, good Lorenzo. Fare ye well awhile; - I'll end my exhortation after dinner. - LORENZO. Well, we will leave you then till dinner-time. - I must be one of these same dumb wise men, - For Gratiano never lets me speak. - GRATIANO. Well, keep me company but two years moe, - Thou shalt not know the sound of thine own tongue. - ANTONIO. Fare you well; I'll grow a talker for this gear. - GRATIANO. Thanks, i' faith, for silence is only commendable - In a neat's tongue dried, and a maid not vendible. - Exeunt GRATIANO and LORENZO - ANTONIO. Is that anything now? - BASSANIO. Gratiano speaks an infinite deal of nothing, more than - any man in all Venice. His reasons are as two grains of wheat hid - in, two bushels of chaff: you shall seek all day ere you find - them, and when you have them they are not worth the search. - ANTONIO. Well; tell me now what lady is the same - To whom you swore a secret pilgrimage, - That you to-day promis'd to tell me of? - BASSANIO. 'Tis not unknown to you, Antonio, - How much I have disabled mine estate - By something showing a more swelling port - Than my faint means would grant continuance; - Nor do I now make moan to be abridg'd - From such a noble rate; but my chief care - Is to come fairly off from the great debts - Wherein my time, something too prodigal, - Hath left me gag'd. To you, Antonio, - I owe the most, in money and in love; - And from your love I have a warranty - To unburden all my plots and purposes - How to get clear of all the debts I owe. - ANTONIO. I pray you, good Bassanio, let me know it; - And if it stand, as you yourself still do, - Within the eye of honour, be assur'd - My purse, my person, my extremest means, - Lie all unlock'd to your occasions. - BASSANIO. In my school-days, when I had lost one shaft, - I shot his fellow of the self-same flight - The self-same way, with more advised watch, - To find the other forth; and by adventuring both - I oft found both. I urge this childhood proof, - Because what follows is pure innocence. - I owe you much; and, like a wilful youth, - That which I owe is lost; but if you please - To shoot another arrow that self way - Which you did shoot the first, I do not doubt, - As I will watch the aim, or to find both, - Or bring your latter hazard back again - And thankfully rest debtor for the first. - ANTONIO. You know me well, and herein spend but time - To wind about my love with circumstance; - And out of doubt you do me now more wrong - In making question of my uttermost - Than if you had made waste of all I have. - Then do but say to me what I should do - That in your knowledge may by me be done, - And I am prest unto it; therefore, speak. - BASSANIO. In Belmont is a lady richly left, - And she is fair and, fairer than that word, - Of wondrous virtues. Sometimes from her eyes - I did receive fair speechless messages. - Her name is Portia- nothing undervalu'd - To Cato's daughter, Brutus' Portia. - Nor is the wide world ignorant of her worth; - For the four winds blow in from every coast - Renowned suitors, and her sunny locks - Hang on her temples like a golden fleece, - Which makes her seat of Belmont Colchos' strond, - And many Jasons come in quest of her. - O my Antonio, had I but the means - To hold a rival place with one of them, - I have a mind presages me such thrift - That I should questionless be fortunate. - ANTONIO. Thou know'st that all my fortunes are at sea; - Neither have I money nor commodity - To raise a present sum; therefore go forth, - Try what my credit can in Venice do; - That shall be rack'd, even to the uttermost, - To furnish thee to Belmont to fair Portia. - Go presently inquire, and so will I, - Where money is; and I no question make - To have it of my trust or for my sake. Exeunt - - - - - -SCENE II. -Belmont. PORTIA'S house - -Enter PORTIA with her waiting-woman, NERISSA - - PORTIA. By my troth, Nerissa, my little body is aweary of this - great world. - NERISSA. You would be, sweet madam, if your miseries were in the - same abundance as your good fortunes are; and yet, for aught I - see, they are as sick that surfeit with too much as they that - starve with nothing. It is no mean happiness, therefore, to be - seated in the mean: superfluity come sooner by white hairs, but - competency lives longer. - PORTIA. Good sentences, and well pronounc'd. - NERISSA. They would be better, if well followed. - PORTIA. If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, - chapels had been churches, and poor men's cottages princes' - palaces. It is a good divine that follows his own instructions; I - can easier teach twenty what were good to be done than to be one - of the twenty to follow mine own teaching. The brain may devise - laws for the blood, but a hot temper leaps o'er a cold decree; - such a hare is madness the youth, to skip o'er the meshes of good - counsel the cripple. But this reasoning is not in the fashion to - choose me a husband. O me, the word 'choose'! I may neither - choose who I would nor refuse who I dislike; so is the will of a - living daughter curb'd by the will of a dead father. Is it not - hard, Nerissa, that I cannot choose one, nor refuse none? - NERISSA. Your father was ever virtuous, and holy men at their death - have good inspirations; therefore the lott'ry that he hath - devised in these three chests, of gold, silver, and lead- whereof - who chooses his meaning chooses you- will no doubt never be - chosen by any rightly but one who you shall rightly love. But - what warmth is there in your affection towards any of these - princely suitors that are already come? - PORTIA. I pray thee over-name them; and as thou namest them, I will - describe them; and according to my description, level at my - affection. - NERISSA. First, there is the Neapolitan prince. - PORTIA. Ay, that's a colt indeed, for he doth nothing but talk of - his horse; and he makes it a great appropriation to his own good - parts that he can shoe him himself; I am much afear'd my lady his - mother play'd false with a smith. - NERISSA. Then is there the County Palatine. - PORTIA. He doth nothing but frown, as who should say 'An you will - not have me, choose.' He hears merry tales and smiles not. I fear - he will prove the weeping philosopher when he grows old, being so - full of unmannerly sadness in his youth. I had rather be married - to a death's-head with a bone in his mouth than to either of - these. God defend me from these two! - NERISSA. How say you by the French lord, Monsieur Le Bon? - PORTIA. God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man. In - truth, I know it is a sin to be a mocker, but he- why, he hath a - horse better than the Neapolitan's, a better bad habit of - frowning than the Count Palatine; he is every man in no man. If a - throstle sing he falls straight a-cap'ring; he will fence with - his own shadow; if I should marry him, I should marry twenty - husbands. If he would despise me, I would forgive him; for if he - love me to madness, I shall never requite him. - NERISSA. What say you then to Falconbridge, the young baron of - England? - PORTIA. You know I say nothing to him, for he understands not me, - nor I him: he hath neither Latin, French, nor Italian, and you - will come into the court and swear that I have a poor pennyworth - in the English. He is a proper man's picture; but alas, who can - converse with a dumb-show? How oddly he is suited! I think he - bought his doublet in Italy, his round hose in France, his bonnet - in Germany, and his behaviour everywhere. - NERISSA. What think you of the Scottish lord, his neighbour? - PORTIA. That he hath a neighbourly charity in him, for he borrowed - a box of the ear of the Englishman, and swore he would pay him - again when he was able; I think the Frenchman became his surety, - and seal'd under for another. - NERISSA. How like you the young German, the Duke of Saxony's - nephew? - PORTIA. Very vilely in the morning when he is sober; and most - vilely in the afternoon when he is drunk. When he is best, he is - a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little - better than a beast. An the worst fall that ever fell, I hope I - shall make shift to go without him. - NERISSA. If he should offer to choose, and choose the right casket, - you should refuse to perform your father's will, if you should - refuse to accept him. - PORTIA. Therefore, for fear of the worst, I pray thee set a deep - glass of Rhenish wine on the contrary casket; for if the devil be - within and that temptation without, I know he will choose it. I - will do anything, Nerissa, ere I will be married to a sponge. - NERISSA. You need not fear, lady, the having any of these lords; - they have acquainted me with their determinations, which is - indeed to return to their home, and to trouble you with no more - suit, unless you may be won by some other sort than your father's - imposition, depending on the caskets. - PORTIA. If I live to be as old as Sibylla, I will die as chaste as - Diana, unless I be obtained by the manner of my father's will. I - am glad this parcel of wooers are so reasonable; for there is not - one among them but I dote on his very absence, and I pray God - grant them a fair departure. - NERISSA. Do you not remember, lady, in your father's time, a - Venetian, a scholar and a soldier, that came hither in company of - the Marquis of Montferrat? - PORTIA. Yes, yes, it was Bassanio; as I think, so was he call'd. - NERISSA. True, madam; he, of all the men that ever my foolish eyes - look'd upon, was the best deserving a fair lady. - PORTIA. I remember him well, and I remember him worthy of thy - praise. - - Enter a SERVINGMAN - - How now! what news? - SERVINGMAN. The four strangers seek for you, madam, to take their - leave; and there is a forerunner come from a fifth, the Prince of - Morocco, who brings word the Prince his master will be here - to-night. - PORTIA. If I could bid the fifth welcome with so good heart as I - can bid the other four farewell, I should be glad of his - approach; if he have the condition of a saint and the complexion - of a devil, I had rather he should shrive me than wive me. - Come, Nerissa. Sirrah, go before. - Whiles we shut the gate upon one wooer, another knocks at the - door. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Venice. A public place - -Enter BASSANIO With SHYLOCK the Jew - - SHYLOCK. Three thousand ducats- well. - BASSANIO. Ay, sir, for three months. - SHYLOCK. For three months- well. - BASSANIO. For the which, as I told you, Antonio shall be bound. - SHYLOCK. Antonio shall become bound- well. - BASSANIO. May you stead me? Will you pleasure me? Shall I know your - answer? - SHYLOCK. Three thousand ducats for three months, and Antonio bound. - BASSANIO. Your answer to that. - SHYLOCK. Antonio is a good man. - BASSANIO. Have you heard any imputation to the contrary? - SHYLOCK. Ho, no, no, no, no; my meaning in saying he is a good man - is to have you understand me that he is sufficient; yet his means - are in supposition: he hath an argosy bound to Tripolis, another - to the Indies; I understand, moreover, upon the Rialto, he hath a - third at Mexico, a fourth for England- and other ventures he - hath, squand'red abroad. But ships are but boards, sailors but - men; there be land-rats and water-rats, water-thieves and - land-thieves- I mean pirates; and then there is the peril of - waters, winds, and rocks. The man is, notwithstanding, - sufficient. Three thousand ducats- I think I may take his bond. - BASSANIO. Be assur'd you may. - SHYLOCK. I will be assur'd I may; and, that I may be assured, I - will bethink me. May I speak with Antonio? - BASSANIO. If it please you to dine with us. - SHYLOCK. Yes, to smell pork, to eat of the habitation which your - prophet, the Nazarite, conjured the devil into! I will buy with - you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and so - following; but I will not eat with you, drink with you, nor pray - with you. What news on the Rialto? Who is he comes here? - - Enter ANTONIO - - BASSANIO. This is Signior Antonio. - SHYLOCK. [Aside] How like a fawning publican he looks! - I hate him for he is a Christian; - But more for that in low simplicity - He lends out money gratis, and brings down - The rate of usance here with us in Venice. - If I can catch him once upon the hip, - I will feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him. - He hates our sacred nation; and he rails, - Even there where merchants most do congregate, - On me, my bargains, and my well-won thrift, - Which he calls interest. Cursed be my tribe - If I forgive him! - BASSANIO. Shylock, do you hear? - SHYLOCK. I am debating of my present store, - And, by the near guess of my memory, - I cannot instantly raise up the gross - Of full three thousand ducats. What of that? - Tubal, a wealthy Hebrew of my tribe, - Will furnish me. But soft! how many months - Do you desire? [To ANTONIO] Rest you fair, good signior; - Your worship was the last man in our mouths. - ANTONIO. Shylock, albeit I neither lend nor borrow - By taking nor by giving of excess, - Yet, to supply the ripe wants of my friend, - I'll break a custom. [To BASSANIO] Is he yet possess'd - How much ye would? - SHYLOCK. Ay, ay, three thousand ducats. - ANTONIO. And for three months. - SHYLOCK. I had forgot- three months; you told me so. - Well then, your bond; and, let me see- but hear you, - Methoughts you said you neither lend nor borrow - Upon advantage. - ANTONIO. I do never use it. - SHYLOCK. When Jacob graz'd his uncle Laban's sheep- - This Jacob from our holy Abram was, - As his wise mother wrought in his behalf, - The third possessor; ay, he was the third- - ANTONIO. And what of him? Did he take interest? - SHYLOCK. No, not take interest; not, as you would say, - Directly int'rest; mark what Jacob did: - When Laban and himself were compromis'd - That all the eanlings which were streak'd and pied - Should fall as Jacob's hire, the ewes, being rank, - In end of autumn turned to the rams; - And when the work of generation was - Between these woolly breeders in the act, - The skilful shepherd pill'd me certain wands, - And, in the doing of the deed of kind, - He stuck them up before the fulsome ewes, - Who, then conceiving, did in eaning time - Fall parti-colour'd lambs, and those were Jacob's. - This was a way to thrive, and he was blest; - And thrift is blessing, if men steal it not. - ANTONIO. This was a venture, sir, that Jacob serv'd for; - A thing not in his power to bring to pass, - But sway'd and fashion'd by the hand of heaven. - Was this inserted to make interest good? - Or is your gold and silver ewes and rams? - SHYLOCK. I cannot tell; I make it breed as fast. - But note me, signior. - ANTONIO. [Aside] Mark you this, Bassanio, - The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. - An evil soul producing holy witness - Is like a villain with a smiling cheek, - A goodly apple rotten at the heart. - O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath! - SHYLOCK. Three thousand ducats- 'tis a good round sum. - Three months from twelve; then let me see, the rate- - ANTONIO. Well, Shylock, shall we be beholding to you? - SHYLOCK. Signior Antonio, many a time and oft - In the Rialto you have rated me - About my moneys and my usances; - Still have I borne it with a patient shrug, - For suff'rance is the badge of all our tribe; - You call me misbeliever, cut-throat dog, - And spit upon my Jewish gaberdine, - And all for use of that which is mine own. - Well then, it now appears you need my help; - Go to, then; you come to me, and you say - 'Shylock, we would have moneys.' You say so- - You that did void your rheum upon my beard - And foot me as you spurn a stranger cur - Over your threshold; moneys is your suit. - What should I say to you? Should I not say - 'Hath a dog money? Is it possible - A cur can lend three thousand ducats?' Or - Shall I bend low and, in a bondman's key, - With bated breath and whisp'ring humbleness, - Say this: - 'Fair sir, you spit on me on Wednesday last, - You spurn'd me such a day; another time - You call'd me dog; and for these courtesies - I'll lend you thus much moneys'? - ANTONIO. I am as like to call thee so again, - To spit on thee again, to spurn thee too. - If thou wilt lend this money, lend it not - As to thy friends- for when did friendship take - A breed for barren metal of his friend?- - But lend it rather to thine enemy, - Who if he break thou mayst with better face - Exact the penalty. - SHYLOCK. Why, look you, how you storm! - I would be friends with you, and have your love, - Forget the shames that you have stain'd me with, - Supply your present wants, and take no doit - Of usance for my moneys, and you'll not hear me. - This is kind I offer. - BASSANIO. This were kindness. - SHYLOCK. This kindness will I show. - Go with me to a notary, seal me there - Your single bond, and, in a merry sport, - If you repay me not on such a day, - In such a place, such sum or sums as are - Express'd in the condition, let the forfeit - Be nominated for an equal pound - Of your fair flesh, to be cut off and taken - In what part of your body pleaseth me. - ANTONIO. Content, in faith; I'll seal to such a bond, - And say there is much kindness in the Jew. - BASSANIO. You shall not seal to such a bond for me; - I'll rather dwell in my necessity. - ANTONIO. Why, fear not, man; I will not forfeit it; - Within these two months- that's a month before - This bond expires- I do expect return - Of thrice three times the value of this bond. - SHYLOCK. O father Abram, what these Christians are, - Whose own hard dealings teaches them suspect - The thoughts of others! Pray you, tell me this: - If he should break his day, what should I gain - By the exaction of the forfeiture? - A pound of man's flesh taken from a man - Is not so estimable, profitable neither, - As flesh of muttons, beefs, or goats. I say, - To buy his favour, I extend this friendship; - If he will take it, so; if not, adieu; - And, for my love, I pray you wrong me not. - ANTONIO. Yes, Shylock, I will seal unto this bond. - SHYLOCK. Then meet me forthwith at the notary's; - Give him direction for this merry bond, - And I will go and purse the ducats straight, - See to my house, left in the fearful guard - Of an unthrifty knave, and presently - I'll be with you. - ANTONIO. Hie thee, gentle Jew. Exit SHYLOCK - The Hebrew will turn Christian: he grows kind. - BASSANIO. I like not fair terms and a villain's mind. - ANTONIO. Come on; in this there can be no dismay; - My ships come home a month before the day. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE I. -Belmont. PORTIA'S house - -Flourish of cornets. Enter the PRINCE of MOROCCO, a tawny Moor all in white, -and three or four FOLLOWERS accordingly, with PORTIA, NERISSA, and train - - PRINCE OF Morocco. Mislike me not for my complexion, - The shadowed livery of the burnish'd sun, - To whom I am a neighbour, and near bred. - Bring me the fairest creature northward born, - Where Phoebus' fire scarce thaws the icicles, - And let us make incision for your love - To prove whose blood is reddest, his or mine. - I tell thee, lady, this aspect of mine - Hath fear'd the valiant; by my love, I swear - The best-regarded virgins of our clime - Have lov'd it too. I would not change this hue, - Except to steal your thoughts, my gentle queen. - PORTIA. In terms of choice I am not solely led - By nice direction of a maiden's eyes; - Besides, the lott'ry of my destiny - Bars me the right of voluntary choosing. - But, if my father had not scanted me, - And hedg'd me by his wit to yield myself - His wife who wins me by that means I told you, - Yourself, renowned Prince, then stood as fair - As any comer I have look'd on yet - For my affection. - PRINCE OF MOROCCO. Even for that I thank you. - Therefore, I pray you, lead me to the caskets - To try my fortune. By this scimitar, - That slew the Sophy and a Persian prince, - That won three fields of Sultan Solyman, - I would o'erstare the sternest eyes that look, - Outbrave the heart most daring on the earth, - Pluck the young sucking cubs from the she-bear, - Yea, mock the lion when 'a roars for prey, - To win thee, lady. But, alas the while! - If Hercules and Lichas play at dice - Which is the better man, the greater throw - May turn by fortune from the weaker band. - So is Alcides beaten by his page; - And so may I, blind Fortune leading me, - Miss that which one unworthier may attain, - And die with grieving. - PORTIA. You must take your chance, - And either not attempt to choose at all, - Or swear before you choose, if you choose wrong, - Never to speak to lady afterward - In way of marriage; therefore be advis'd. - PRINCE OF MOROCCO. Nor will not; come, bring me unto my chance. - PORTIA. First, forward to the temple. After dinner - Your hazard shall be made. - PRINCE OF MOROCCO. Good fortune then, - To make me blest or cursed'st among men! - [Cornets, and exeunt] - - - - -SCENE II. -Venice. A street - -Enter LAUNCELOT GOBBO - - LAUNCELOT. Certainly my conscience will serve me to run from this - Jew my master. The fiend is at mine elbow and tempts me, saying - to me 'Gobbo, Launcelot Gobbo, good Launcelot' or 'good Gobbo' or - 'good Launcelot Gobbo, use your legs, take the start, run away.' - My conscience says 'No; take heed, honest Launcelot, take heed, - honest Gobbo' or, as aforesaid, 'honest Launcelot Gobbo, do not - run; scorn running with thy heels.' Well, the most courageous - fiend bids me pack. 'Via!' says the fiend; 'away!' says the - fiend. 'For the heavens, rouse up a brave mind' says the fiend - 'and run.' Well, my conscience, hanging about the neck of my - heart, says very wisely to me 'My honest friend Launcelot, being - an honest man's son' or rather 'an honest woman's son'; for - indeed my father did something smack, something grow to, he had a - kind of taste- well, my conscience says 'Launcelot, budge not.' - 'Budge,' says the fiend. 'Budge not,' says my conscience. - 'Conscience,' say I, (you counsel well.' 'Fiend,' say I, 'you - counsel well.' To be rul'd by my conscience, I should stay with - the Jew my master, who- God bless the mark!- is a kind of devil; - and, to run away from the Jew, I should be ruled by the fiend, - who- saving your reverence!- is the devil himself. Certainly the - Jew is the very devil incarnation; and, in my conscience, my - conscience is but a kind of hard conscience to offer to counsel - me to stay with the Jew. The fiend gives the more friendly - counsel. I will run, fiend; my heels are at your commandment; I - will run. - - Enter OLD GOBBO, with a basket - - GOBBO. Master young man, you, I pray you, which is the way to - master Jew's? - LAUNCELOT. [Aside] O heavens! This is my true-begotten father, - who, being more than sand-blind, high-gravel blind, knows me not. - I will try confusions with him. - GOBBO. Master young gentleman, I pray you, which is the way to - master Jew's? - LAUNCELOT. Turn up on your right hand at the next turning, but, at - the next turning of all, on your left; marry, at the very next - turning, turn of no hand, but turn down indirectly to the Jew's - house. - GOBBO. Be God's sonties, 'twill be a hard way to hit! Can you tell - me whether one Launcelot, that dwells with him, dwell with him or - no? - LAUNCELOT. Talk you of young Master Launcelot? [Aside] Mark me - now; now will I raise the waters.- Talk you of young Master - Launcelot? - GOBBO. No master, sir, but a poor man's son; his father, though I - say't, is an honest exceeding poor man, and, God be thanked, well - to live. - LAUNCELOT. Well, let his father be what 'a will, we talk of young - Master Launcelot. - GOBBO. Your worship's friend, and Launcelot, sir. - LAUNCELOT. But I pray you, ergo, old man, ergo, I beseech you, talk - you of young Master Launcelot? - GOBBO. Of Launcelot, an't please your mastership. - LAUNCELOT. Ergo, Master Launcelot. Talk not of Master Launcelot, - father; for the young gentleman, according to Fates and Destinies - and such odd sayings, the Sisters Three and such branches of - learning, is indeed deceased; or, as you would say in plain - terms, gone to heaven. - GOBBO. Marry, God forbid! The boy was the very staff of my age, my - very prop. - LAUNCELOT. Do I look like a cudgel or a hovel-post, a staff or a - prop? Do you know me, father? - GOBBO. Alack the day, I know you not, young gentleman; but I pray - you tell me, is my boy- God rest his soul!- alive or dead? - LAUNCELOT. Do you not know me, father? - GOBBO. Alack, sir, I am sand-blind; I know you not. - LAUNCELOT. Nay, indeed, if you had your eyes, you might fail of the - knowing me: it is a wise father that knows his own child. Well, - old man, I will tell you news of your son. Give me your blessing; - truth will come to light; murder cannot be hid long; a man's son - may, but in the end truth will out. - GOBBO. Pray you, sir, stand up; I am sure you are not Launcelot my - boy. - LAUNCELOT. Pray you, let's have no more fooling about it, but give - me your blessing; I am Launcelot, your boy that was, your son - that is, your child that shall be. - GOBBO. I cannot think you are my son. - LAUNCELOT. I know not what I shall think of that; but I am - Launcelot, the Jew's man, and I am sure Margery your wife is my - mother. - GOBBO. Her name is Margery, indeed. I'll be sworn, if thou be - Launcelot, thou art mine own flesh and blood. Lord worshipp'd - might he be, what a beard hast thou got! Thou hast got more hair - on thy chin than Dobbin my fill-horse has on his tail. - LAUNCELOT. It should seem, then, that Dobbin's tail grows backward; - I am sure he had more hair of his tail than I have of my face - when I last saw him. - GOBBO. Lord, how art thou chang'd! How dost thou and thy master - agree? I have brought him a present. How 'gree you now? - LAUNCELOT. Well, well; but, for mine own part, as I have set up my - rest to run away, so I will not rest till I have run some ground. - My master's a very Jew. Give him a present! Give him a halter. I - am famish'd in his service; you may tell every finger I have with - my ribs. Father, I am glad you are come; give me your present to - one Master Bassanio, who indeed gives rare new liveries; if I - serve not him, I will run as far as God has any ground. O rare - fortune! Here comes the man. To him, father, for I am a Jew, if I - serve the Jew any longer. - - Enter BASSANIO, with LEONARDO, with a FOLLOWER or two - - BASSANIO. You may do so; but let it be so hasted that supper be - ready at the farthest by five of the clock. See these letters - delivered, put the liveries to making, and desire Gratiano to - come anon to my lodging. Exit a SERVANT - LAUNCELOT. To him, father. - GOBBO. God bless your worship! - BASSANIO. Gramercy; wouldst thou aught with me? - GOBBO. Here's my son, sir, a poor boy- - LAUNCELOT. Not a poor boy, sir, but the rich Jew's man, that would, - sir, as my father shall specify- - GOBBO. He hath a great infection, sir, as one would say, to serve- - LAUNCELOT. Indeed the short and the long is, I serve the Jew, and - have a desire, as my father shall specify- - GOBBO. His master and he, saving your worship's reverence, are - scarce cater-cousins- - LAUNCELOT. To be brief, the very truth is that the Jew, having done - me wrong, doth cause me, as my father, being I hope an old man, - shall frutify unto you- - GOBBO. I have here a dish of doves that I would bestow upon your - worship; and my suit is- - LAUNCELOT. In very brief, the suit is impertinent to myself, as - your worship shall know by this honest old man; and, though I say - it, though old man, yet poor man, my father. - BASSANIO. One speak for both. What would you? - LAUNCELOT. Serve you, sir. - GOBBO. That is the very defect of the matter, sir. - BASSANIO. I know thee well; thou hast obtain'd thy suit. - Shylock thy master spoke with me this day, - And hath preferr'd thee, if it be preferment - To leave a rich Jew's service to become - The follower of so poor a gentleman. - LAUNCELOT. The old proverb is very well parted between my master - Shylock and you, sir: you have the grace of God, sir, and he hath - enough. - BASSANIO. Thou speak'st it well. Go, father, with thy son. - Take leave of thy old master, and inquire - My lodging out. [To a SERVANT] Give him a livery - More guarded than his fellows'; see it done. - LAUNCELOT. Father, in. I cannot get a service, no! I have ne'er a - tongue in my head! [Looking on his palm] Well; if any man in - Italy have a fairer table which doth offer to swear upon a book- I - shall have good fortune. Go to, here's a simple line of life; - here's a small trifle of wives; alas, fifteen wives is nothing; - a'leven widows and nine maids is a simple coming-in for one man. - And then to scape drowning thrice, and to be in peril of my life - with the edge of a feather-bed-here are simple scapes. Well, if - Fortune be a woman, she's a good wench for this gear. Father, - come; I'll take my leave of the Jew in the twinkling. - Exeunt LAUNCELOT and OLD GOBBO - BASSANIO. I pray thee, good Leonardo, think on this. - These things being bought and orderly bestowed, - Return in haste, for I do feast to-night - My best esteem'd acquaintance; hie thee, go. - LEONARDO. My best endeavours shall be done herein. - - Enter GRATIANO - - GRATIANO. Where's your master? - LEONARDO. Yonder, sir, he walks. Exit - GRATIANO. Signior Bassanio! - BASSANIO. Gratiano! - GRATIANO. I have suit to you. - BASSANIO. You have obtain'd it. - GRATIANO. You must not deny me: I must go with you to Belmont. - BASSANIO. Why, then you must. But hear thee, Gratiano: - Thou art too wild, too rude, and bold of voice- - Parts that become thee happily enough, - And in such eyes as ours appear not faults; - But where thou art not known, why there they show - Something too liberal. Pray thee, take pain - To allay with some cold drops of modesty - Thy skipping spirit; lest through thy wild behaviour - I be misconst'red in the place I go to - And lose my hopes. - GRATIANO. Signior Bassanio, hear me: - If I do not put on a sober habit, - Talk with respect, and swear but now and then, - Wear prayer-books in my pocket, look demurely, - Nay more, while grace is saying hood mine eyes - Thus with my hat, and sigh, and say amen, - Use all the observance of civility - Like one well studied in a sad ostent - To please his grandam, never trust me more. - BASSANIO. Well, we shall see your bearing. - GRATIANO. Nay, but I bar to-night; you shall not gauge me - By what we do to-night. - BASSANIO. No, that were pity; - I would entreat you rather to put on - Your boldest suit of mirth, for we have friends - That purpose merriment. But fare you well; - I have some business. - GRATIANO. And I must to Lorenzo and the rest; - But we will visit you at supper-time. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Venice. SHYLOCK'S house - -Enter JESSICA and LAUNCELOT - - JESSICA. I am sorry thou wilt leave my father so. - Our house is hell; and thou, a merry devil, - Didst rob it of some taste of tediousness. - But fare thee well; there is a ducat for thee; - And, Launcelot, soon at supper shalt thou see - Lorenzo, who is thy new master's guest. - Give him this letter; do it secretly. - And so farewell. I would not have my father - See me in talk with thee. - LAUNCELOT. Adieu! tears exhibit my tongue. Most beautiful pagan, - most sweet Jew! If a Christian do not play the knave and get - thee, I am much deceived. But, adieu! these foolish drops do - something drown my manly spirit; adieu! - JESSICA. Farewell, good Launcelot. Exit LAUNCELOT - Alack, what heinous sin is it in me - To be asham'd to be my father's child! - But though I am a daughter to his blood, - I am not to his manners. O Lorenzo, - If thou keep promise, I shall end this strife, - Become a Christian and thy loving wife. Exit - - - - -SCENE IV. -Venice. A street - -Enter GRATIANO, LORENZO, SALERIO, and SOLANIO - - LORENZO. Nay, we will slink away in suppertime, - Disguise us at my lodging, and return - All in an hour. - GRATIANO. We have not made good preparation. - SALERIO. We have not spoke us yet of torch-bearers. - SOLANIO. 'Tis vile, unless it may be quaintly ordered; - And better in my mind not undertook. - LORENZO. 'Tis now but four o'clock; we have two hours - To furnish us. - - Enter LAUNCELOT, With a letter - - Friend Launcelot, what's the news? - LAUNCELOT. An it shall please you to break up this, it shall seem - to signify. - LORENZO. I know the hand; in faith, 'tis a fair hand, - And whiter than the paper it writ on - Is the fair hand that writ. - GRATIANO. Love-news, in faith! - LAUNCELOT. By your leave, sir. - LORENZO. Whither goest thou? - LAUNCELOT. Marry, sir, to bid my old master, the Jew, to sup - to-night with my new master, the Christian. - LORENZO. Hold, here, take this. Tell gentle Jessica - I will not fail her; speak it privately. - Go, gentlemen, Exit LAUNCELOT - Will you prepare you for this masque to-night? - I am provided of a torch-bearer. - SALERIO. Ay, marry, I'll be gone about it straight. - SOLANIO. And so will I. - LORENZO. Meet me and Gratiano - At Gratiano's lodging some hour hence. - SALERIO. 'Tis good we do so. Exeunt SALERIO and SOLANIO - GRATIANO. Was not that letter from fair Jessica? - LORENZO. I must needs tell thee all. She hath directed - How I shall take her from her father's house; - What gold and jewels she is furnish'd with; - What page's suit she hath in readiness. - If e'er the Jew her father come to heaven, - It will be for his gentle daughter's sake; - And never dare misfortune cross her foot, - Unless she do it under this excuse, - That she is issue to a faithless Jew. - Come, go with me, peruse this as thou goest; - Fair Jessica shall be my torch-bearer. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -Venice. Before SHYLOCK'S house - -Enter SHYLOCK and LAUNCELOT - - SHYLOCK. Well, thou shalt see; thy eyes shall be thy judge, - The difference of old Shylock and Bassanio.- - What, Jessica!- Thou shalt not gormandize - As thou hast done with me- What, Jessica!- - And sleep and snore, and rend apparel out- - Why, Jessica, I say! - LAUNCELOT. Why, Jessica! - SHYLOCK. Who bids thee call? I do not bid thee call. - LAUNCELOT. Your worship was wont to tell me I could do nothing - without bidding. - - Enter JESSICA - - JESSICA. Call you? What is your will? - SHYLOCK. I am bid forth to supper, Jessica; - There are my keys. But wherefore should I go? - I am not bid for love; they flatter me; - But yet I'll go in hate, to feed upon - The prodigal Christian. Jessica, my girl, - Look to my house. I am right loath to go; - There is some ill a-brewing towards my rest, - For I did dream of money-bags to-night. - LAUNCELOT. I beseech you, sir, go; my young master doth expect your - reproach. - SHYLOCK. So do I his. - LAUNCELOT. And they have conspired together; I will not say you - shall see a masque, but if you do, then it was not for nothing - that my nose fell a-bleeding on Black Monday last at six o'clock - i' th' morning, falling out that year on Ash Wednesday was four - year, in th' afternoon. - SHYLOCK. What, are there masques? Hear you me, Jessica: - Lock up my doors, and when you hear the drum, - And the vile squealing of the wry-neck'd fife, - Clamber not you up to the casements then, - Nor thrust your head into the public street - To gaze on Christian fools with varnish'd faces; - But stop my house's ears- I mean my casements; - Let not the sound of shallow fopp'ry enter - My sober house. By Jacob's staff, I swear - I have no mind of feasting forth to-night; - But I will go. Go you before me, sirrah; - Say I will come. - LAUNCELOT. I will go before, sir. Mistress, look out at window for - all this. - There will come a Christian by - Will be worth a Jewess' eye. Exit - SHYLOCK. What says that fool of Hagar's offspring, ha? - JESSICA. His words were 'Farewell, mistress'; nothing else. - SHYLOCK. The patch is kind enough, but a huge feeder, - Snail-slow in profit, and he sleeps by day - More than the wild-cat; drones hive not with me, - Therefore I part with him; and part with him - To one that I would have him help to waste - His borrowed purse. Well, Jessica, go in; - Perhaps I will return immediately. - Do as I bid you, shut doors after you. - Fast bind, fast find- - A proverb never stale in thrifty mind. Exit - JESSICA. Farewell; and if my fortune be not crost, - I have a father, you a daughter, lost. Exit - - - - -SCENE VI. -Venice. Before SHYLOCK'S house - -Enter the maskers, GRATIANO and SALERIO - - GRATIANO. This is the pent-house under which Lorenzo - Desired us to make stand. - SALERIO. His hour is almost past. - GRATIANO. And it is marvel he out-dwells his hour, - For lovers ever run before the clock. - SALERIO. O, ten times faster Venus' pigeons fly - To seal love's bonds new made than they are wont - To keep obliged faith unforfeited! - GRATIANO. That ever holds: who riseth from a feast - With that keen appetite that he sits down? - Where is the horse that doth untread again - His tedious measures with the unbated fire - That he did pace them first? All things that are - Are with more spirit chased than enjoyed. - How like a younker or a prodigal - The scarfed bark puts from her native bay, - Hugg'd and embraced by the strumpet wind; - How like the prodigal doth she return, - With over-weather'd ribs and ragged sails, - Lean, rent, and beggar'd by the strumpet wind! - - Enter LORENZO - - SALERIO. Here comes Lorenzo; more of this hereafter. - LORENZO. Sweet friends, your patience for my long abode! - Not I, but my affairs, have made you wait. - When you shall please to play the thieves for wives, - I'll watch as long for you then. Approach; - Here dwells my father Jew. Ho! who's within? - - Enter JESSICA, above, in boy's clothes - - JESSICA. Who are you? Tell me, for more certainty, - Albeit I'll swear that I do know your tongue. - LORENZO. Lorenzo, and thy love. - JESSICA. Lorenzo, certain; and my love indeed; - For who love I so much? And now who knows - But you, Lorenzo, whether I am yours? - LORENZO. Heaven and thy thoughts are witness that thou art. - JESSICA. Here, catch this casket; it is worth the pains. - I am glad 'tis night, you do not look on me, - For I am much asham'd of my exchange; - But love is blind, and lovers cannot see - The pretty follies that themselves commit, - For, if they could, Cupid himself would blush - To see me thus transformed to a boy. - LORENZO. Descend, for you must be my torch-bearer. - JESSICA. What! must I hold a candle to my shames? - They in themselves, good sooth, are too too light. - Why, 'tis an office of discovery, love, - And I should be obscur'd. - LORENZO. So are you, sweet, - Even in the lovely garnish of a boy. - But come at once, - For the close night doth play the runaway, - And we are stay'd for at Bassanio's feast. - JESSICA. I will make fast the doors, and gild myself - With some moe ducats, and be with you straight. - Exit above - - GRATIANO. Now, by my hood, a gentle, and no Jew. - LORENZO. Beshrew me, but I love her heartily, - For she is wise, if I can judge of her, - And fair she is, if that mine eyes be true, - And true she is, as she hath prov'd herself; - And therefore, like herself, wise, fair, and true, - Shall she be placed in my constant soul. - - Enter JESSICA, below - - What, art thou come? On, gentlemen, away; - Our masquing mates by this time for us stay. - Exit with JESSICA and SALERIO - - Enter ANTONIO - - ANTONIO. Who's there? - GRATIANO. Signior Antonio? - ANTONIO. Fie, fie, Gratiano, where are all the rest? - 'Tis nine o'clock; our friends all stay for you; - No masque to-night; the wind is come about; - Bassanio presently will go aboard; - I have sent twenty out to seek for you. - GRATIANO. I am glad on't; I desire no more delight - Than to be under sail and gone to-night. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VII. -Belmont. PORTIA's house - -Flourish of cornets. Enter PORTIA, with the PRINCE OF MOROCCO, -and their trains - - PORTIA. Go draw aside the curtains and discover - The several caskets to this noble Prince. - Now make your choice. - PRINCE OF MOROCCO. The first, of gold, who this inscription bears: - 'Who chooseth me shall gain what many men desire.' - The second, silver, which this promise carries: - 'Who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves.' - This third, dull lead, with warning all as blunt: - 'Who chooseth me must give and hazard all he hath.' - How shall I know if I do choose the right? - PORTIA. The one of them contains my picture, Prince; - If you choose that, then I am yours withal. - PRINCE OF MOROCCO. Some god direct my judgment! Let me see; - I will survey th' inscriptions back again. - What says this leaden casket? - 'Who chooseth me must give and hazard all he hath.' - Must give- for what? For lead? Hazard for lead! - This casket threatens; men that hazard all - Do it in hope of fair advantages. - A golden mind stoops not to shows of dross; - I'll then nor give nor hazard aught for lead. - What says the silver with her virgin hue? - 'Who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves.' - As much as he deserves! Pause there, Morocco, - And weigh thy value with an even hand. - If thou beest rated by thy estimation, - Thou dost deserve enough, and yet enough - May not extend so far as to the lady; - And yet to be afeard of my deserving - Were but a weak disabling of myself. - As much as I deserve? Why, that's the lady! - I do in birth deserve her, and in fortunes, - In graces, and in qualities of breeding; - But more than these, in love I do deserve. - What if I stray'd no farther, but chose here? - Let's see once more this saying grav'd in gold: - 'Who chooseth me shall gain what many men desire.' - Why, that's the lady! All the world desires her; - From the four corners of the earth they come - To kiss this shrine, this mortal-breathing saint. - The Hyrcanian deserts and the vasty wilds - Of wide Arabia are as throughfares now - For princes to come view fair Portia. - The watery kingdom, whose ambitious head - Spits in the face of heaven, is no bar - To stop the foreign spirits, but they come - As o'er a brook to see fair Portia. - One of these three contains her heavenly picture. - Is't like that lead contains her? 'Twere damnation - To think so base a thought; it were too gross - To rib her cerecloth in the obscure grave. - Or shall I think in silver she's immur'd, - Being ten times undervalued to tried gold? - O sinful thought! Never so rich a gem - Was set in worse than gold. They have in England - A coin that bears the figure of an angel - Stamp'd in gold; but that's insculp'd upon. - But here an angel in a golden bed - Lies all within. Deliver me the key; - Here do I choose, and thrive I as I may! - PORTIA. There, take it, Prince, and if my form lie there, - Then I am yours. [He opens the golden casket] - PRINCE OF MOROCCO. O hell! what have we here? - A carrion Death, within whose empty eye - There is a written scroll! I'll read the writing. - 'All that glisters is not gold, - Often have you heard that told; - Many a man his life hath sold - But my outside to behold. - Gilded tombs do worms infold. - Had you been as wise as bold, - Young in limbs, in judgment old, - Your answer had not been inscroll'd. - Fare you well, your suit is cold.' - Cold indeed, and labour lost, - Then farewell, heat, and welcome, frost. - Portia, adieu! I have too griev'd a heart - To take a tedious leave; thus losers part. - Exit with his train. Flourish of cornets - PORTIA. A gentle riddance. Draw the curtains, go. - Let all of his complexion choose me so. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VIII. -Venice. A street - -Enter SALERIO and SOLANIO - - SALERIO. Why, man, I saw Bassanio under sail; - With him is Gratiano gone along; - And in their ship I am sure Lorenzo is not. - SOLANIO. The villain Jew with outcries rais'd the Duke, - Who went with him to search Bassanio's ship. - SALERIO. He came too late, the ship was under sail; - But there the Duke was given to understand - That in a gondola were seen together - Lorenzo and his amorous Jessica; - Besides, Antonio certified the Duke - They were not with Bassanio in his ship. - SOLANIO. I never heard a passion so confus'd, - So strange, outrageous, and so variable, - As the dog Jew did utter in the streets. - 'My daughter! O my ducats! O my daughter! - Fled with a Christian! O my Christian ducats! - Justice! the law! My ducats and my daughter! - A sealed bag, two sealed bags of ducats, - Of double ducats, stol'n from me by my daughter! - And jewels- two stones, two rich and precious stones, - Stol'n by my daughter! Justice! Find the girl; - She hath the stones upon her and the ducats.' - SALERIO. Why, all the boys in Venice follow him, - Crying, his stones, his daughter, and his ducats. - SOLANIO. Let good Antonio look he keep his day, - Or he shall pay for this. - SALERIO. Marry, well rememb'red; - I reason'd with a Frenchman yesterday, - Who told me, in the narrow seas that part - The French and English, there miscarried - A vessel of our country richly fraught. - I thought upon Antonio when he told me, - And wish'd in silence that it were not his. - SOLANIO. You were best to tell Antonio what you hear; - Yet do not suddenly, for it may grieve him. - SALERIO. A kinder gentleman treads not the earth. - I saw Bassanio and Antonio part. - Bassanio told him he would make some speed - Of his return. He answered 'Do not so; - Slubber not business for my sake, Bassanio, - But stay the very riping of the time; - And for the Jew's bond which he hath of me, - Let it not enter in your mind of love; - Be merry, and employ your chiefest thoughts - To courtship, and such fair ostents of love - As shall conveniently become you there.' - And even there, his eye being big with tears, - Turning his face, he put his hand behind him, - And with affection wondrous sensible - He wrung Bassanio's hand; and so they parted. - SOLANIO. I think he only loves the world for him. - I pray thee, let us go and find him out, - And quicken his embraced heaviness - With some delight or other. - SALERIO. Do we so. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IX. -Belmont. PORTIA'S house - -Enter NERISSA, and a SERVITOR - - NERISSA. Quick, quick, I pray thee, draw the curtain straight; - The Prince of Arragon hath ta'en his oath, - And comes to his election presently. - - Flourish of cornets. Enter the PRINCE OF ARRAGON, - PORTIA, and their trains - - PORTIA. Behold, there stand the caskets, noble Prince. - If you choose that wherein I am contain'd, - Straight shall our nuptial rites be solemniz'd; - But if you fail, without more speech, my lord, - You must be gone from hence immediately. - ARRAGON. I am enjoin'd by oath to observe three things: - First, never to unfold to any one - Which casket 'twas I chose; next, if I fail - Of the right casket, never in my life - To woo a maid in way of marriage; - Lastly, - If I do fail in fortune of my choice, - Immediately to leave you and be gone. - PORTIA. To these injunctions every one doth swear - That comes to hazard for my worthless self. - ARRAGON. And so have I address'd me. Fortune now - To my heart's hope! Gold, silver, and base lead. - 'Who chooseth me must give and hazard all he hath.' - You shall look fairer ere I give or hazard. - What says the golden chest? Ha! let me see: - 'Who chooseth me shall gain what many men desire.' - What many men desire- that 'many' may be meant - By the fool multitude, that choose by show, - Not learning more than the fond eye doth teach; - Which pries not to th' interior, but, like the martlet, - Builds in the weather on the outward wall, - Even in the force and road of casualty. - I will not choose what many men desire, - Because I will not jump with common spirits - And rank me with the barbarous multitudes. - Why, then to thee, thou silver treasure-house! - Tell me once more what title thou dost bear. - 'Who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves.' - And well said too; for who shall go about - To cozen fortune, and be honourable - Without the stamp of merit? Let none presume - To wear an undeserved dignity. - O that estates, degrees, and offices, - Were not deriv'd corruptly, and that clear honour - Were purchas'd by the merit of the wearer! - How many then should cover that stand bare! - How many be commanded that command! - How much low peasantry would then be gleaned - From the true seed of honour! and how much honour - Pick'd from the chaff and ruin of the times, - To be new varnish'd! Well, but to my choice. - 'Who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves.' - I will assume desert. Give me a key for this, - And instantly unlock my fortunes here. - [He opens the silver casket] - PORTIA. [Aside] Too long a pause for that which you find there. - ARRAGON. What's here? The portrait of a blinking idiot - Presenting me a schedule! I will read it. - How much unlike art thou to Portia! - How much unlike my hopes and my deservings! - 'Who chooseth me shall have as much as he deserves.' - Did I deserve no more than a fool's head? - Is that my prize? Are my deserts no better? - PORTIA. To offend and judge are distinct offices - And of opposed natures. - ARRAGON. What is here? [Reads] - - 'The fire seven times tried this; - Seven times tried that judgment is - That did never choose amiss. - Some there be that shadows kiss, - Such have but a shadow's bliss. - There be fools alive iwis - Silver'd o'er, and so was this. - Take what wife you will to bed, - I will ever be your head. - So be gone; you are sped.' - - Still more fool I shall appear - By the time I linger here. - With one fool's head I came to woo, - But I go away with two. - Sweet, adieu! I'll keep my oath, - Patiently to bear my wroth. Exit with his train - - PORTIA. Thus hath the candle sing'd the moth. - O, these deliberate fools! When they do choose, - They have the wisdom by their wit to lose. - NERISSA. The ancient saying is no heresy: - Hanging and wiving goes by destiny. - PORTIA. Come, draw the curtain, Nerissa. - - Enter a SERVANT - - SERVANT. Where is my lady? - PORTIA. Here; what would my lord? - SERVANT. Madam, there is alighted at your gate - A young Venetian, one that comes before - To signify th' approaching of his lord, - From whom he bringeth sensible regreets; - To wit, besides commends and courteous breath, - Gifts of rich value. Yet I have not seen - So likely an ambassador of love. - A day in April never came so sweet - To show how costly summer was at hand - As this fore-spurrer comes before his lord. - PORTIA. No more, I pray thee; I am half afeard - Thou wilt say anon he is some kin to thee, - Thou spend'st such high-day wit in praising him. - Come, come, Nerissa, for I long to see - Quick Cupid's post that comes so mannerly. - NERISSA. Bassanio, Lord Love, if thy will it be! Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -Venice. A street - -Enter SOLANIO and SALERIO - - SOLANIO. Now, what news on the Rialto? - SALERIO. Why, yet it lives there uncheck'd that Antonio hath a ship - of rich lading wreck'd on the narrow seas; the Goodwins I think - they call the place, a very dangerous flat and fatal, where the - carcases of many a tall ship lie buried, as they say, if my - gossip Report be an honest woman of her word. - SOLANIO. I would she were as lying a gossip in that as ever knapp'd - ginger or made her neighbours believe she wept for the death of a - third husband. But it is true, without any slips of prolixity or - crossing the plain highway of talk, that the good Antonio, the - honest Antonio- O that I had a title good enough to keep his name - company!- - SALERIO. Come, the full stop. - SOLANIO. Ha! What sayest thou? Why, the end is, he hath lost a - ship. - SALERIO. I would it might prove the end of his losses. - SOLANIO. Let me say amen betimes, lest the devil cross my prayer, - for here he comes in the likeness of a Jew. - - Enter SHYLOCK - - How now, Shylock? What news among the merchants? - SHYLOCK. You knew, none so well, none so well as you, of my - daughter's flight. - SALERIO. That's certain; I, for my part, knew the tailor that made - the wings she flew withal. - SOLANIO. And Shylock, for his own part, knew the bird was flidge; - and then it is the complexion of them all to leave the dam. - SHYLOCK. She is damn'd for it. - SALERIO. That's certain, if the devil may be her judge. - SHYLOCK. My own flesh and blood to rebel! - SOLANIO. Out upon it, old carrion! Rebels it at these years? - SHYLOCK. I say my daughter is my flesh and my blood. - SALERIO. There is more difference between thy flesh and hers than - between jet and ivory; more between your bloods than there is - between red wine and Rhenish. But tell us, do you hear whether - Antonio have had any loss at sea or no? - SHYLOCK. There I have another bad match: a bankrupt, a prodigal, - who dare scarce show his head on the Rialto; a beggar, that was - us'd to come so smug upon the mart. Let him look to his bond. He - was wont to call me usurer; let him look to his bond. He was wont - to lend money for a Christian courtesy; let him look to his bond. - SALERIO. Why, I am sure, if he forfeit, thou wilt not take his - flesh. What's that good for? - SHYLOCK. To bait fish withal. If it will feed nothing else, it will - feed my revenge. He hath disgrac'd me and hind'red me half a - million; laugh'd at my losses, mock'd at my gains, scorned my - nation, thwarted my bargains, cooled my friends, heated mine - enemies. And what's his reason? I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? - Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, - passions, fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, - subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed - and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If - you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? - If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we - not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you - in that. If a Jew wrong a Christian, what is his humility? - Revenge. If a Christian wrong a Jew, what should his sufferance - be by Christian example? Why, revenge. The villainy you teach me - I will execute; and itshall go hard but I will better the - instruction. - - Enter a MAN from ANTONIO - - MAN. Gentlemen, my master Antonio is at his house, and desires to - speak with you both. - SALERIO. We have been up and down to seek him. - - Enter TUBAL - - SOLANIO. Here comes another of the tribe; a third cannot be - match'd, unless the devil himself turn Jew. - Exeunt SOLANIO, SALERIO, and MAN - SHYLOCK. How now, Tubal, what news from Genoa? Hast thou found my - daughter? - TUBAL. I often came where I did hear of her, but cannot find her. - SHYLOCK. Why there, there, there, there! A diamond gone, cost me - two thousand ducats in Frankfort! The curse never fell upon our - nation till now; I never felt it till now. Two thousand ducats in - that, and other precious, precious jewels. I would my daughter - were dead at my foot, and the jewels in her ear; would she were - hears'd at my foot, and the ducats in her coffin! No news of - them? Why, so- and I know not what's spent in the search. Why, - thou- loss upon loss! The thief gone with so much, and so much to - find the thief; and no satisfaction, no revenge; nor no ill luck - stirring but what lights o' my shoulders; no sighs but o' my - breathing; no tears but o' my shedding! - TUBAL. Yes, other men have ill luck too: Antonio, as I heard in - Genoa- - SHYLOCK. What, what, what? Ill luck, ill luck? - TUBAL. Hath an argosy cast away coming from Tripolis. - SHYLOCK. I thank God, I thank God. Is it true, is it true? - TUBAL. I spoke with some of the sailors that escaped the wreck. - SHYLOCK. I thank thee, good Tubal. Good news, good news- ha, ha!- - heard in Genoa. - TUBAL. Your daughter spent in Genoa, as I heard, one night, - fourscore ducats. - SHYLOCK. Thou stick'st a dagger in me- I shall never see my gold - again. Fourscore ducats at a sitting! Fourscore ducats! - TUBAL. There came divers of Antonio's creditors in my company to - Venice that swear he cannot choose but break. - SHYLOCK. I am very glad of it; I'll plague him, I'll torture him; I - am glad of it. - TUBAL. One of them showed me a ring that he had of your daughter - for a monkey. - SHYLOCK. Out upon her! Thou torturest me, Tubal. It was my - turquoise; I had it of Leah when I was a bachelor; I would not - have given it for a wilderness of monkeys. - TUBAL. But Antonio is certainly undone. - SHYLOCK. Nay, that's true; that's very true. Go, Tubal, fee me an - officer; bespeak him a fortnight before. I will have the heart of - him, if he forfeit; for, were he out of Venice, I can make what - merchandise I will. Go, Tubal, and meet me at our synagogue; go, - good Tubal; at our synagogue, Tubal. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Belmont. PORTIA'S house - -Enter BASSANIO, PORTIA, GRATIANO, NERISSA, and all their trains - - PORTIA. I pray you tarry; pause a day or two - Before you hazard; for, in choosing wrong, - I lose your company; therefore forbear a while. - There's something tells me- but it is not love- - I would not lose you; and you know yourself - Hate counsels not in such a quality. - But lest you should not understand me well- - And yet a maiden hath no tongue but thought- - I would detain you here some month or two - Before you venture for me. I could teach you - How to choose right, but then I am forsworn; - So will I never be; so may you miss me; - But if you do, you'll make me wish a sin, - That I had been forsworn. Beshrew your eyes! - They have o'erlook'd me and divided me; - One half of me is yours, the other half yours- - Mine own, I would say; but if mine, then yours, - And so all yours. O! these naughty times - Puts bars between the owners and their rights; - And so, though yours, not yours. Prove it so, - Let fortune go to hell for it, not I. - I speak too long, but 'tis to peize the time, - To eke it, and to draw it out in length, - To stay you from election. - BASSANIO. Let me choose; - For as I am, I live upon the rack. - PORTIA. Upon the rack, Bassanio? Then confess - What treason there is mingled with your love. - BASSANIO. None but that ugly treason of mistrust - Which makes me fear th' enjoying of my love; - There may as well be amity and life - 'Tween snow and fire as treason and my love. - PORTIA. Ay, but I fear you speak upon the rack, - Where men enforced do speak anything. - BASSANIO. Promise me life, and I'll confess the truth. - PORTIA. Well then, confess and live. - BASSANIO. 'Confess' and 'love' - Had been the very sum of my confession. - O happy torment, when my torturer - Doth teach me answers for deliverance! - But let me to my fortune and the caskets. - PORTIA. Away, then; I am lock'd in one of them. - If you do love me, you will find me out. - Nerissa and the rest, stand all aloof; - Let music sound while he doth make his choice; - Then, if he lose, he makes a swan-like end, - Fading in music. That the comparison - May stand more proper, my eye shall be the stream - And wat'ry death-bed for him. He may win; - And what is music then? Then music is - Even as the flourish when true subjects bow - To a new-crowned monarch; such it is - As are those dulcet sounds in break of day - That creep into the dreaming bridegroom's ear - And summon him to marriage. Now he goes, - With no less presence, but with much more love, - Than young Alcides when he did redeem - The virgin tribute paid by howling Troy - To the sea-monster. I stand for sacrifice; - The rest aloof are the Dardanian wives, - With bleared visages come forth to view - The issue of th' exploit. Go, Hercules! - Live thou, I live. With much much more dismay - I view the fight than thou that mak'st the fray. - - A SONG - - the whilst BASSANIO comments on the caskets to himself - - Tell me where is fancy bred, - Or in the heart or in the head, - How begot, how nourished? - Reply, reply. - It is engend'red in the eyes, - With gazing fed; and fancy dies - In the cradle where it lies. - Let us all ring fancy's knell: - I'll begin it- Ding, dong, bell. - ALL. Ding, dong, bell. - - BASSANIO. So may the outward shows be least themselves; - The world is still deceiv'd with ornament. - In law, what plea so tainted and corrupt - But, being season'd with a gracious voice, - Obscures the show of evil? In religion, - What damned error but some sober brow - Will bless it, and approve it with a text, - Hiding the grossness with fair ornament? - There is no vice so simple but assumes - Some mark of virtue on his outward parts. - How many cowards, whose hearts are all as false - As stairs of sand, wear yet upon their chins - The beards of Hercules and frowning Mars; - Who, inward search'd, have livers white as milk! - And these assume but valour's excrement - To render them redoubted. Look on beauty - And you shall see 'tis purchas'd by the weight, - Which therein works a miracle in nature, - Making them lightest that wear most of it; - So are those crisped snaky golden locks - Which make such wanton gambols with the wind - Upon supposed fairness often known - To be the dowry of a second head- - The skull that bred them in the sepulchre. - Thus ornament is but the guiled shore - To a most dangerous sea; the beauteous scarf - Veiling an Indian beauty; in a word, - The seeming truth which cunning times put on - To entrap the wisest. Therefore, thou gaudy gold, - Hard food for Midas, I will none of thee; - Nor none of thee, thou pale and common drudge - 'Tween man and man; but thou, thou meagre lead, - Which rather threaten'st than dost promise aught, - Thy plainness moves me more than eloquence, - And here choose I. Joy be the consequence! - PORTIA. [Aside] How all the other passions fleet to air, - As doubtful thoughts, and rash-embrac'd despair, - And shudd'ring fear, and green-ey'd jealousy! - O love, be moderate, allay thy ecstasy, - In measure rain thy joy, scant this excess! - I feel too much thy blessing. Make it less, - For fear I surfeit. - BASSANIO. [Opening the leaden casket] What find I here? - Fair Portia's counterfeit! What demi-god - Hath come so near creation? Move these eyes? - Or whether riding on the balls of mine - Seem they in motion? Here are sever'd lips, - Parted with sugar breath; so sweet a bar - Should sunder such sweet friends. Here in her hairs - The painter plays the spider, and hath woven - A golden mesh t' entrap the hearts of men - Faster than gnats in cobwebs. But her eyes- - How could he see to do them? Having made one, - Methinks it should have power to steal both his, - And leave itself unfurnish'd. Yet look how far - The substance of my praise doth wrong this shadow - In underprizing it, so far this shadow - Doth limp behind the substance. Here's the scroll, - The continent and summary of my fortune. - 'You that choose not by the view, - Chance as fair and choose as true! - Since this fortune falls to you, - Be content and seek no new. - If you be well pleas'd with this, - And hold your fortune for your bliss, - Turn to where your lady is - And claim her with a loving kiss.' - A gentle scroll. Fair lady, by your leave; - I come by note, to give and to receive. - Like one of two contending in a prize, - That thinks he hath done well in people's eyes, - Hearing applause and universal shout, - Giddy in spirit, still gazing in a doubt - Whether those peals of praise be his or no; - So, thrice-fair lady, stand I even so, - As doubtful whether what I see be true, - Until confirm'd, sign'd, ratified by you. - PORTIA. You see me, Lord Bassanio, where I stand, - Such as I am. Though for myself alone - I would not be ambitious in my wish - To wish myself much better, yet for you - I would be trebled twenty times myself, - A thousand times more fair, ten thousand times more rich, - That only to stand high in your account - I might in virtues, beauties, livings, friends, - Exceed account. But the full sum of me - Is sum of something which, to term in gross, - Is an unlesson'd girl, unschool'd, unpractis'd; - Happy in this, she is not yet so old - But she may learn; happier than this, - She is not bred so dull but she can learn; - Happiest of all is that her gentle spirit - Commits itself to yours to be directed, - As from her lord, her governor, her king. - Myself and what is mine to you and yours - Is now converted. But now I was the lord - Of this fair mansion, master of my servants, - Queen o'er myself; and even now, but now, - This house, these servants, and this same myself, - Are yours- my lord's. I give them with this ring, - Which when you part from, lose, or give away, - Let it presage the ruin of your love, - And be my vantage to exclaim on you. - BASSANIO. Madam, you have bereft me of all words; - Only my blood speaks to you in my veins; - And there is such confusion in my powers - As, after some oration fairly spoke - By a beloved prince, there doth appear - Among the buzzing pleased multitude, - Where every something, being blent together, - Turns to a wild of nothing, save of joy - Express'd and not express'd. But when this ring - Parts from this finger, then parts life from hence; - O, then be bold to say Bassanio's dead! - NERISSA. My lord and lady, it is now our time - That have stood by and seen our wishes prosper - To cry 'Good joy.' Good joy, my lord and lady! - GRATIANO. My Lord Bassanio, and my gentle lady, - I wish you all the joy that you can wish, - For I am sure you can wish none from me; - And, when your honours mean to solemnize - The bargain of your faith, I do beseech you - Even at that time I may be married too. - BASSANIO. With all my heart, so thou canst get a wife. - GRATIANO. I thank your lordship, you have got me one. - My eyes, my lord, can look as swift as yours: - You saw the mistress, I beheld the maid; - You lov'd, I lov'd; for intermission - No more pertains to me, my lord, than you. - Your fortune stood upon the caskets there, - And so did mine too, as the matter falls; - For wooing here until I sweat again, - And swearing till my very roof was dry - With oaths of love, at last- if promise last- - I got a promise of this fair one here - To have her love, provided that your fortune - Achiev'd her mistress. - PORTIA. Is this true, Nerissa? - NERISSA. Madam, it is, so you stand pleas'd withal. - BASSANIO. And do you, Gratiano, mean good faith? - GRATIANO. Yes, faith, my lord. - BASSANIO. Our feast shall be much honoured in your marriage. - GRATIANO. We'll play with them: the first boy for a thousand - ducats. - NERISSA. What, and stake down? - GRATIANO. No; we shall ne'er win at that sport, and stake down- - But who comes here? Lorenzo and his infidel? - What, and my old Venetian friend, Salerio! - - Enter LORENZO, JESSICA, and SALERIO, a messenger - from Venice - - BASSANIO. Lorenzo and Salerio, welcome hither, - If that the youth of my new int'rest here - Have power to bid you welcome. By your leave, - I bid my very friends and countrymen, - Sweet Portia, welcome. - PORTIA. So do I, my lord; - They are entirely welcome. - LORENZO. I thank your honour. For my part, my lord, - My purpose was not to have seen you here; - But meeting with Salerio by the way, - He did entreat me, past all saying nay, - To come with him along. - SALERIO. I did, my lord, - And I have reason for it. Signior Antonio - Commends him to you. [Gives BASSANIO a letter] - BASSANIO. Ere I ope his letter, - I pray you tell me how my good friend doth. - SALERIO. Not sick, my lord, unless it be in mind; - Nor well, unless in mind; his letter there - Will show you his estate. [BASSANIO opens the letter] - GRATIANO. Nerissa, cheer yond stranger; bid her welcome. - Your hand, Salerio. What's the news from Venice? - How doth that royal merchant, good Antonio? - I know he will be glad of our success: - We are the Jasons, we have won the fleece. - SALERIO. I would you had won the fleece that he hath lost. - PORTIA. There are some shrewd contents in yond same paper - That steals the colour from Bassanio's cheek: - Some dear friend dead, else nothing in the world - Could turn so much the constitution - Of any constant man. What, worse and worse! - With leave, Bassanio: I am half yourself, - And I must freely have the half of anything - That this same paper brings you. - BASSANIO. O sweet Portia, - Here are a few of the unpleasant'st words - That ever blotted paper! Gentle lady, - When I did first impart my love to you, - I freely told you all the wealth I had - Ran in my veins- I was a gentleman; - And then I told you true. And yet, dear lady, - Rating myself at nothing, you shall see - How much I was a braggart. When I told you - My state was nothing, I should then have told you - That I was worse than nothing; for indeed - I have engag'd myself to a dear friend, - Engag'd my friend to his mere enemy, - To feed my means. Here is a letter, lady, - The paper as the body of my friend, - And every word in it a gaping wound - Issuing life-blood. But is it true, Salerio? - Hath all his ventures fail'd? What, not one hit? - From Tripolis, from Mexico, and England, - From Lisbon, Barbary, and India, - And not one vessel scape the dreadful touch - Of merchant-marring rocks? - SALERIO. Not one, my lord. - Besides, it should appear that, if he had - The present money to discharge the Jew, - He would not take it. Never did I know - A creature that did bear the shape of man - So keen and greedy to confound a man. - He plies the Duke at morning and at night, - And doth impeach the freedom of the state, - If they deny him justice. Twenty merchants, - The Duke himself, and the magnificoes - Of greatest port, have all persuaded with him; - But none can drive him from the envious plea - Of forfeiture, of justice, and his bond. - JESSICA. When I was with him, I have heard him swear - To Tubal and to Chus, his countrymen, - That he would rather have Antonio's flesh - Than twenty times the value of the sum - That he did owe him; and I know, my lord, - If law, authority, and power, deny not, - It will go hard with poor Antonio. - PORTIA. Is it your dear friend that is thus in trouble? - BASSANIO. The dearest friend to me, the kindest man, - The best condition'd and unwearied spirit - In doing courtesies; and one in whom - The ancient Roman honour more appears - Than any that draws breath in Italy. - PORTIA. What sum owes he the Jew? - BASSANIO. For me, three thousand ducats. - PORTIA. What! no more? - Pay him six thousand, and deface the bond; - Double six thousand, and then treble that, - Before a friend of this description - Shall lose a hair through Bassanio's fault. - First go with me to church and call me wife, - And then away to Venice to your friend; - For never shall you lie by Portia's side - With an unquiet soul. You shall have gold - To pay the petty debt twenty times over. - When it is paid, bring your true friend along. - My maid Nerissa and myself meantime - Will live as maids and widows. Come, away; - For you shall hence upon your wedding day. - Bid your friends welcome, show a merry cheer; - Since you are dear bought, I will love you dear. - But let me hear the letter of your friend. - BASSANIO. [Reads] 'Sweet Bassanio, my ships have all miscarried, - my creditors grow cruel, my estate is very low, my bond to the - Jew is forfeit; and since, in paying it, it is impossible I - should live, all debts are clear'd between you and I, if I might - but see you at my death. Notwithstanding, use your pleasure; if - your love do not persuade you to come, let not my letter.' - PORTIA. O love, dispatch all business and be gone! - BASSANIO. Since I have your good leave to go away, - I will make haste; but, till I come again, - No bed shall e'er be guilty of my stay, - Nor rest be interposer 'twixt us twain. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Venice. A street - -Enter SHYLOCK, SOLANIO, ANTONIO, and GAOLER - - SHYLOCK. Gaoler, look to him. Tell not me of mercy- - This is the fool that lent out money gratis. - Gaoler, look to him. - ANTONIO. Hear me yet, good Shylock. - SHYLOCK. I'll have my bond; speak not against my bond. - I have sworn an oath that I will have my bond. - Thou call'dst me dog before thou hadst a cause, - But, since I am a dog, beware my fangs; - The Duke shall grant me justice. I do wonder, - Thou naughty gaoler, that thou art so fond - To come abroad with him at his request. - ANTONIO. I pray thee hear me speak. - SHYLOCK. I'll have my bond. I will not hear thee speak; - I'll have my bond; and therefore speak no more. - I'll not be made a soft and dull-ey'd fool, - To shake the head, relent, and sigh, and yield, - To Christian intercessors. Follow not; - I'll have no speaking; I will have my bond. Exit - SOLANIO. It is the most impenetrable cur - That ever kept with men. - ANTONIO. Let him alone; - I'll follow him no more with bootless prayers. - He seeks my life; his reason well I know: - I oft deliver'd from his forfeitures - Many that have at times made moan to me; - Therefore he hates me. - SOLANIO. I am sure the Duke - Will never grant this forfeiture to hold. - ANTONIO. The Duke cannot deny the course of law; - For the commodity that strangers have - With us in Venice, if it be denied, - Will much impeach the justice of the state, - Since that the trade and profit of the city - Consisteth of all nations. Therefore, go; - These griefs and losses have so bated me - That I shall hardly spare a pound of flesh - To-morrow to my bloody creditor. - Well, gaoler, on; pray God Bassanio come - To see me pay his debt, and then I care not. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -Belmont. PORTIA'S house - -Enter PORTIA, NERISSA, LORENZO, JESSICA, and BALTHASAR - - LORENZO. Madam, although I speak it in your presence, - You have a noble and a true conceit - Of godlike amity, which appears most strongly - In bearing thus the absence of your lord. - But if you knew to whom you show this honour, - How true a gentleman you send relief, - How dear a lover of my lord your husband, - I know you would be prouder of the work - Than customary bounty can enforce you. - PORTIA. I never did repent for doing good, - Nor shall not now; for in companions - That do converse and waste the time together, - Whose souls do bear an equal yoke of love, - There must be needs a like proportion - Of lineaments, of manners, and of spirit, - Which makes me think that this Antonio, - Being the bosom lover of my lord, - Must needs be like my lord. If it be so, - How little is the cost I have bestowed - In purchasing the semblance of my soul - From out the state of hellish cruelty! - This comes too near the praising of myself; - Therefore, no more of it; hear other things. - Lorenzo, I commit into your hands - The husbandry and manage of my house - Until my lord's return; for mine own part, - I have toward heaven breath'd a secret vow - To live in prayer and contemplation, - Only attended by Nerissa here, - Until her husband and my lord's return. - There is a monastery two miles off, - And there we will abide. I do desire you - Not to deny this imposition, - The which my love and some necessity - Now lays upon you. - LORENZO. Madam, with all my heart - I shall obey you in an fair commands. - PORTIA. My people do already know my mind, - And will acknowledge you and Jessica - In place of Lord Bassanio and myself. - So fare you well till we shall meet again. - LORENZO. Fair thoughts and happy hours attend on you! - JESSICA. I wish your ladyship all heart's content. - PORTIA. I thank you for your wish, and am well pleas'd - To wish it back on you. Fare you well, Jessica. - Exeunt JESSICA and LORENZO - Now, Balthasar, - As I have ever found thee honest-true, - So let me find thee still. Take this same letter, - And use thou all th' endeavour of a man - In speed to Padua; see thou render this - Into my cousin's hands, Doctor Bellario; - And look what notes and garments he doth give thee, - Bring them, I pray thee, with imagin'd speed - Unto the traject, to the common ferry - Which trades to Venice. Waste no time in words, - But get thee gone; I shall be there before thee. - BALTHASAR. Madam, I go with all convenient speed. Exit - PORTIA. Come on, Nerissa, I have work in hand - That you yet know not of; we'll see our husbands - Before they think of us. - NERISSA. Shall they see us? - PORTIA. They shall, Nerissa; but in such a habit - That they shall think we are accomplished - With that we lack. I'll hold thee any wager, - When we are both accoutred like young men, - I'll prove the prettier fellow of the two, - And wear my dagger with the braver grace, - And speak between the change of man and boy - With a reed voice; and turn two mincing steps - Into a manly stride; and speak of frays - Like a fine bragging youth; and tell quaint lies, - How honourable ladies sought my love, - Which I denying, they fell sick and died- - I could not do withal. Then I'll repent, - And wish for all that, that I had not kill'd them. - And twenty of these puny lies I'll tell, - That men shall swear I have discontinued school - About a twelvemonth. I have within my mind - A thousand raw tricks of these bragging Jacks, - Which I will practise. - NERISSA. Why, shall we turn to men? - PORTIA. Fie, what a question's that, - If thou wert near a lewd interpreter! - But come, I'll tell thee all my whole device - When I am in my coach, which stays for us - At the park gate; and therefore haste away, - For we must measure twenty miles to-day. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -Belmont. The garden - -Enter LAUNCELOT and JESSICA - - LAUNCELOT. Yes, truly; for, look you, the sins of the father are to - be laid upon the children; therefore, I promise you, I fear you. - I was always plain with you, and so now I speak my agitation of - the matter; therefore be o' good cheer, for truly I think you are - damn'd. There is but one hope in it that can do you any good, and - that is but a kind of bastard hope, neither. - JESSICA. And what hope is that, I pray thee? - LAUNCELOT. Marry, you may partly hope that your father got you not- - that you are not the Jew's daughter. - JESSICA. That were a kind of bastard hope indeed; so the sins of my - mother should be visited upon me. - LAUNCELOT. Truly then I fear you are damn'd both by father and - mother; thus when I shun Scylla, your father, I fall into - Charybdis, your mother; well, you are gone both ways. - JESSICA. I shall be sav'd by my husband; he hath made me a - Christian. - LAUNCELOT. Truly, the more to blame he; we were Christians enow - before, e'en as many as could well live one by another. This - making of Christians will raise the price of hogs; if we grow all - to be pork-eaters, we shall not shortly have a rasher on the - coals for money. - - Enter LORENZO - - JESSICA. I'll tell my husband, Launcelot, what you say; here he - comes. - LORENZO. I shall grow jealous of you shortly, Launcelot, if you - thus get my wife into corners. - JESSICA. Nay, you need nor fear us, Lorenzo; Launcelot and I are - out; he tells me flatly there's no mercy for me in heaven, - because I am a Jew's daughter; and he says you are no good member - of the commonwealth, for in converting Jews to Christians you - raise the price of pork. - LORENZO. I shall answer that better to the commonwealth than you - can the getting up of the negro's belly; the Moor is with child - by you, Launcelot. - LAUNCELOT. It is much that the Moor should be more than reason; but - if she be less than an honest woman, she is indeed more than I - took her for. - LORENZO. How every fool can play upon the word! I think the best - grace of wit will shortly turn into silence, and discourse grow - commendable in none only but parrots. Go in, sirrah; bid them - prepare for dinner. - LAUNCELOT. That is done, sir; they have all stomachs. - LORENZO. Goodly Lord, what a wit-snapper are you! Then bid them - prepare dinner. - LAUNCELOT. That is done too, sir, only 'cover' is the word. - LORENZO. Will you cover, then, sir? - LAUNCELOT. Not so, sir, neither; I know my duty. - LORENZO. Yet more quarrelling with occasion! Wilt thou show the - whole wealth of thy wit in an instant? I pray thee understand a - plain man in his plain meaning: go to thy fellows, bid them cover - the table, serve in the meat, and we will come in to dinner. - LAUNCELOT. For the table, sir, it shall be serv'd in; for the meat, - sir, it shall be cover'd; for your coming in to dinner, sir, why, - let it be as humours and conceits shall govern. - Exit - LORENZO. O dear discretion, how his words are suited! - The fool hath planted in his memory - An army of good words; and I do know - A many fools that stand in better place, - Garnish'd like him, that for a tricksy word - Defy the matter. How cheer'st thou, Jessica? - And now, good sweet, say thy opinion, - How dost thou like the Lord Bassanio's wife? - JESSICA. Past all expressing. It is very meet - The Lord Bassanio live an upright life, - For, having such a blessing in his lady, - He finds the joys of heaven here on earth; - And if on earth he do not merit it, - In reason he should never come to heaven. - Why, if two gods should play some heavenly match, - And on the wager lay two earthly women, - And Portia one, there must be something else - Pawn'd with the other; for the poor rude world - Hath not her fellow. - LORENZO. Even such a husband - Hast thou of me as she is for a wife. - JESSICA. Nay, but ask my opinion too of that. - LORENZO. I will anon; first let us go to dinner. - JESSICA. Nay, let me praise you while I have a stomach. - LORENZO. No, pray thee, let it serve for table-talk; - Then howsome'er thou speak'st, 'mong other things - I shall digest it. - JESSICA. Well, I'll set you forth. Exeunt - - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. -Venice. The court of justice - -Enter the DUKE, the MAGNIFICOES, ANTONIO, BASSANIO, GRATIANO, SALERIO, -and OTHERS - - DUKE OF VENICE. What, is Antonio here? - ANTONIO. Ready, so please your Grace. - DUKE OF VENICE. I am sorry for thee; thou art come to answer - A stony adversary, an inhuman wretch, - Uncapable of pity, void and empty - From any dram of mercy. - ANTONIO. I have heard - Your Grace hath ta'en great pains to qualify - His rigorous course; but since he stands obdurate, - And that no lawful means can carry me - Out of his envy's reach, I do oppose - My patience to his fury, and am arm'd - To suffer with a quietness of spirit - The very tyranny and rage of his. - DUKE OF VENICE. Go one, and call the Jew into the court. - SALERIO. He is ready at the door; he comes, my lord. - - Enter SHYLOCK - - DUKE OF VENICE. Make room, and let him stand before our face. - Shylock, the world thinks, and I think so too, - That thou but leadest this fashion of thy malice - To the last hour of act; and then, 'tis thought, - Thou'lt show thy mercy and remorse, more strange - Than is thy strange apparent cruelty; - And where thou now exacts the penalty, - Which is a pound of this poor merchant's flesh, - Thou wilt not only loose the forfeiture, - But, touch'd with human gentleness and love, - Forgive a moiety of the principal, - Glancing an eye of pity on his losses, - That have of late so huddled on his back- - Enow to press a royal merchant down, - And pluck commiseration of his state - From brassy bosoms and rough hearts of flint, - From stubborn Turks and Tartars, never train'd - To offices of tender courtesy. - We all expect a gentle answer, Jew. - SHYLOCK. I have possess'd your Grace of what I purpose, - And by our holy Sabbath have I sworn - To have the due and forfeit of my bond. - If you deny it, let the danger light - Upon your charter and your city's freedom. - You'll ask me why I rather choose to have - A weight of carrion flesh than to receive - Three thousand ducats. I'll not answer that, - But say it is my humour- is it answer'd? - What if my house be troubled with a rat, - And I be pleas'd to give ten thousand ducats - To have it ban'd? What, are you answer'd yet? - Some men there are love not a gaping pig; - Some that are mad if they behold a cat; - And others, when the bagpipe sings i' th' nose, - Cannot contain their urine; for affection, - Mistress of passion, sways it to the mood - Of what it likes or loathes. Now, for your answer: - As there is no firm reason to be rend'red - Why he cannot abide a gaping pig; - Why he, a harmless necessary cat; - Why he, a woollen bagpipe, but of force - Must yield to such inevitable shame - As to offend, himself being offended; - So can I give no reason, nor I will not, - More than a lodg'd hate and a certain loathing - I bear Antonio, that I follow thus - A losing suit against him. Are you answered? - BASSANIO. This is no answer, thou unfeeling man, - To excuse the current of thy cruelty. - SHYLOCK. I am not bound to please thee with my answers. - BASSANIO. Do all men kill the things they do not love? - SHYLOCK. Hates any man the thing he would not kill? - BASSANIO. Every offence is not a hate at first. - SHYLOCK. What, wouldst thou have a serpent sting thee twice? - ANTONIO. I pray you, think you question with the Jew. - You may as well go stand upon the beach - And bid the main flood bate his usual height; - You may as well use question with the wolf, - Why he hath made the ewe bleat for the lamb; - You may as well forbid the mountain pines - To wag their high tops and to make no noise - When they are fretten with the gusts of heaven; - You may as well do anything most hard - As seek to soften that- than which what's harder?- - His jewish heart. Therefore, I do beseech you, - Make no moe offers, use no farther means, - But with all brief and plain conveniency - Let me have judgment, and the Jew his will. - BASSANIO. For thy three thousand ducats here is six. - SHYLOCK. If every ducat in six thousand ducats - Were in six parts, and every part a ducat, - I would not draw them; I would have my bond. - DUKE OF VENICE. How shalt thou hope for mercy, rend'ring none? - SHYLOCK. What judgment shall I dread, doing no wrong? - You have among you many a purchas'd slave, - Which, fike your asses and your dogs and mules, - You use in abject and in slavish parts, - Because you bought them; shall I say to you - 'Let them be free, marry them to your heirs- - Why sweat they under burdens?- let their beds - Be made as soft as yours, and let their palates - Be season'd with such viands'? You will answer - 'The slaves are ours.' So do I answer you: - The pound of flesh which I demand of him - Is dearly bought, 'tis mine, and I will have it. - If you deny me, fie upon your law! - There is no force in the decrees of Venice. - I stand for judgment; answer; shall I have it? - DUKE OF VENICE. Upon my power I may dismiss this court, - Unless Bellario, a learned doctor, - Whom I have sent for to determine this, - Come here to-day. - SALERIO. My lord, here stays without - A messenger with letters from the doctor, - New come from Padua. - DUKE OF VENICE. Bring us the letters; call the messenger. - BASSANIO. Good cheer, Antonio! What, man, courage yet! - The Jew shall have my flesh, blood, bones, and all, - Ere thou shalt lose for me one drop of blood. - ANTONIO. I am a tainted wether of the flock, - Meetest for death; the weakest kind of fruit - Drops earliest to the ground, and so let me. - You cannot better be employ'd, Bassanio, - Than to live still, and write mine epitaph. - - Enter NERISSA dressed like a lawyer's clerk - - DUKE OF VENICE. Came you from Padua, from Bellario? - NERISSA. From both, my lord. Bellario greets your Grace. - [Presents a letter] - BASSANIO. Why dost thou whet thy knife so earnestly? - SHYLOCK. To cut the forfeiture from that bankrupt there. - GRATIANO. Not on thy sole, but on thy soul, harsh Jew, - Thou mak'st thy knife keen; but no metal can, - No, not the hangman's axe, bear half the keenness - Of thy sharp envy. Can no prayers pierce thee? - SHYLOCK. No, none that thou hast wit enough to make. - GRATIANO. O, be thou damn'd, inexecrable dog! - And for thy life let justice be accus'd. - Thou almost mak'st me waver in my faith, - To hold opinion with Pythagoras - That souls of animals infuse themselves - Into the trunks of men. Thy currish spirit - Govern'd a wolf who, hang'd for human slaughter, - Even from the gallows did his fell soul fleet, - And, whilst thou layest in thy unhallowed dam, - Infus'd itself in thee; for thy desires - Are wolfish, bloody, starv'd and ravenous. - SHYLOCK. Till thou canst rail the seal from off my bond, - Thou but offend'st thy lungs to speak so loud; - Repair thy wit, good youth, or it will fall - To cureless ruin. I stand here for law. - DUKE OF VENICE. This letter from Bellario doth commend - A young and learned doctor to our court. - Where is he? - NERISSA. He attendeth here hard by - To know your answer, whether you'll admit him. - DUKE OF VENICE. With all my heart. Some three or four of you - Go give him courteous conduct to this place. - Meantime, the court shall hear Bellario's letter. - CLERK. [Reads] 'Your Grace shall understand that at the receipt - of your letter I am very sick; but in the instant that your - messenger came, in loving visitation was with me a young doctor - of Rome- his name is Balthazar. I acquainted him with the cause - in controversy between the Jew and Antonio the merchant; we - turn'd o'er many books together; he is furnished with my opinion - which, bettered with his own learning-the greatness whereof I - cannot enough commend- comes with him at my importunity to fill - up your Grace's request in my stead. I beseech you let his lack - of years be no impediment to let him lack a reverend estimation, - for I never knew so young a body with so old a head. I leave him - to your gracious acceptance, whose trial shall better publish his - commendation.' - - Enter PORTIA for BALTHAZAR, dressed like a Doctor of Laws - - DUKE OF VENICE. YOU hear the learn'd Bellario, what he writes; - And here, I take it, is the doctor come. - Give me your hand; come you from old Bellario? - PORTIA. I did, my lord. - DUKE OF VENICE. You are welcome; take your place. - Are you acquainted with the difference - That holds this present question in the court? - PORTIA. I am informed throughly of the cause. - Which is the merchant here, and which the Jew? - DUKE OF VENICE. Antonio and old Shylock, both stand forth. - PORTIA. Is your name Shylock? - SHYLOCK. Shylock is my name. - PORTIA. Of a strange nature is the suit you follow; - Yet in such rule that the Venetian law - Cannot impugn you as you do proceed. - You stand within his danger, do you not? - ANTONIO. Ay, so he says. - PORTIA. Do you confess the bond? - ANTONIO. I do. - PORTIA. Then must the Jew be merciful. - SHYLOCK. On what compulsion must I? Tell me that. - PORTIA. The quality of mercy is not strain'd; - It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven - Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest: - It blesseth him that gives and him that takes. - 'Tis mightiest in the mightiest; it becomes - The throned monarch better than his crown; - His sceptre shows the force of temporal power, - The attribute to awe and majesty, - Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings; - But mercy is above this sceptred sway, - It is enthroned in the hearts of kings, - It is an attribute to God himself; - And earthly power doth then show likest God's - When mercy seasons justice. Therefore, Jew, - Though justice be thy plea, consider this- - That in the course of justice none of us - Should see salvation; we do pray for mercy, - And that same prayer doth teach us all to render - The deeds of mercy. I have spoke thus much - To mitigate the justice of thy plea, - Which if thou follow, this strict court of Venice - Must needs give sentence 'gainst the merchant there. - SHYLOCK. My deeds upon my head! I crave the law, - The penalty and forfeit of my bond. - BASSANIO. Yes; here I tender it for him in the court; - Yea, twice the sum; if that will not suffice, - I will be bound to pay it ten times o'er - On forfeit of my hands, my head, my heart; - If this will not suffice, it must appear - That malice bears down truth. And, I beseech you, - Wrest once the law to your authority; - To do a great right do a little wrong, - And curb this cruel devil of his will. - PORTIA. It must not be; there is no power in Venice - Can alter a decree established; - 'Twill be recorded for a precedent, - And many an error, by the same example, - Will rush into the state; it cannot be. - SHYLOCK. A Daniel come to judgment! Yea, a Daniel! - O wise young judge, how I do honour thee! - PORTIA. I pray you, let me look upon the bond. - SHYLOCK. Here 'tis, most reverend Doctor; here it is. - PORTIA. Shylock, there's thrice thy money off'red thee. - SHYLOCK. An oath, an oath! I have an oath in heaven. - Shall I lay perjury upon my soul? - No, not for Venice. - PORTIA. Why, this bond is forfeit; - And lawfully by this the Jew may claim - A pound of flesh, to be by him cut off - Nearest the merchant's heart. Be merciful. - Take thrice thy money; bid me tear the bond. - SHYLOCK. When it is paid according to the tenour. - It doth appear you are a worthy judge; - You know the law; your exposition - Hath been most sound; I charge you by the law, - Whereof you are a well-deserving pillar, - Proceed to judgment. By my soul I swear - There is no power in the tongue of man - To alter me. I stay here on my bond. - ANTONIO. Most heartily I do beseech the court - To give the judgment. - PORTIA. Why then, thus it is: - You must prepare your bosom for his knife. - SHYLOCK. O noble judge! O excellent young man! - PORTIA. For the intent and purpose of the law - Hath full relation to the penalty, - Which here appeareth due upon the bond. - SHYLOCK. 'Tis very true. O wise and upright judge, - How much more elder art thou than thy looks! - PORTIA. Therefore, lay bare your bosom. - SHYLOCK. Ay, his breast- - So says the bond; doth it not, noble judge? - 'Nearest his heart,' those are the very words. - PORTIA. It is so. Are there balance here to weigh - The flesh? - SHYLOCK. I have them ready. - PORTIA. Have by some surgeon, Shylock, on your charge, - To stop his wounds, lest he do bleed to death. - SHYLOCK. Is it so nominated in the bond? - PORTIA. It is not so express'd, but what of that? - 'Twere good you do so much for charity. - SHYLOCK. I cannot find it; 'tis not in the bond. - PORTIA. You, merchant, have you anything to say? - ANTONIO. But little: I am arm'd and well prepar'd. - Give me your hand, Bassanio; fare you well. - Grieve not that I am fall'n to this for you, - For herein Fortune shows herself more kind - Than is her custom. It is still her use - To let the wretched man outlive his wealth, - To view with hollow eye and wrinkled brow - An age of poverty; from which ling'ring penance - Of such misery doth she cut me off. - Commend me to your honourable wife; - Tell her the process of Antonio's end; - Say how I lov'd you; speak me fair in death; - And, when the tale is told, bid her be judge - Whether Bassanio had not once a love. - Repent but you that you shall lose your friend, - And he repents not that he pays your debt; - For if the Jew do cut but deep enough, - I'll pay it instantly with all my heart. - BASSANIO. Antonio, I am married to a wife - Which is as dear to me as life itself; - But life itself, my wife, and all the world, - Are not with me esteem'd above thy life; - I would lose all, ay, sacrifice them all - Here to this devil, to deliver you. - PORTIA. Your wife would give you little thanks for that, - If she were by to hear you make the offer. - GRATIANO. I have a wife who I protest I love; - I would she were in heaven, so she could - Entreat some power to change this currish Jew. - NERISSA. 'Tis well you offer it behind her back; - The wish would make else an unquiet house. - SHYLOCK. [Aside] These be the Christian husbands! I have a - daughter- - Would any of the stock of Barrabas - Had been her husband, rather than a Christian!- - We trifle time; I pray thee pursue sentence. - PORTIA. A pound of that same merchant's flesh is thine. - The court awards it and the law doth give it. - SHYLOCK. Most rightful judge! - PORTIA. And you must cut this flesh from off his breast. - The law allows it and the court awards it. - SHYLOCK. Most learned judge! A sentence! Come, prepare. - PORTIA. Tarry a little; there is something else. - This bond doth give thee here no jot of blood: - The words expressly are 'a pound of flesh.' - Take then thy bond, take thou thy pound of flesh; - But, in the cutting it, if thou dost shed - One drop of Christian blood, thy lands and goods - Are, by the laws of Venice, confiscate - Unto the state of Venice. - GRATIANO. O upright judge! Mark, Jew. O learned judge! - SHYLOCK. Is that the law? - PORTIA. Thyself shalt see the act; - For, as thou urgest justice, be assur'd - Thou shalt have justice, more than thou desir'st. - GRATIANO. O learned judge! Mark, Jew. A learned judge! - SHYLOCK. I take this offer then: pay the bond thrice, - And let the Christian go. - BASSANIO. Here is the money. - PORTIA. Soft! - The Jew shall have all justice. Soft! No haste. - He shall have nothing but the penalty. - GRATIANO. O Jew! an upright judge, a learned judge! - PORTIA. Therefore, prepare thee to cut off the flesh. - Shed thou no blood, nor cut thou less nor more - But just a pound of flesh; if thou tak'st more - Or less than a just pound- be it but so much - As makes it light or heavy in the substance, - Or the division of the twentieth part - Of one poor scruple; nay, if the scale do turn - But in the estimation of a hair- - Thou diest, and all thy goods are confiscate. - GRATIANO. A second Daniel, a Daniel, Jew! - Now, infidel, I have you on the hip. - PORTIA. Why doth the Jew pause? Take thy forfeiture. - SHYLOCK. Give me my principal, and let me go. - BASSANIO. I have it ready for thee; here it is. - PORTIA. He hath refus'd it in the open court; - He shall have merely justice, and his bond. - GRATIANO. A Daniel still say I, a second Daniel! - I thank thee, Jew, for teaching me that word. - SHYLOCK. Shall I not have barely my principal? - PORTIA. Thou shalt have nothing but the forfeiture - To be so taken at thy peril, Jew. - SHYLOCK. Why, then the devil give him good of it! - I'll stay no longer question. - PORTIA. Tarry, Jew. - The law hath yet another hold on you. - It is enacted in the laws of Venice, - If it be proved against an alien - That by direct or indirect attempts - He seek the life of any citizen, - The party 'gainst the which he doth contrive - Shall seize one half his goods; the other half - Comes to the privy coffer of the state; - And the offender's life lies in the mercy - Of the Duke only, 'gainst all other voice. - In which predicament, I say, thou stand'st; - For it appears by manifest proceeding - That indirectly, and directly too, - Thou hast contrived against the very life - Of the defendant; and thou hast incurr'd - The danger formerly by me rehears'd. - Down, therefore, and beg mercy of the Duke. - GRATIANO. Beg that thou mayst have leave to hang thyself; - And yet, thy wealth being forfeit to the state, - Thou hast not left the value of a cord; - Therefore thou must be hang'd at the state's charge. - DUKE OF VENICE. That thou shalt see the difference of our spirit, - I pardon thee thy life before thou ask it. - For half thy wealth, it is Antonio's; - The other half comes to the general state, - Which humbleness may drive unto a fine. - PORTIA. Ay, for the state; not for Antonio. - SHYLOCK. Nay, take my life and all, pardon not that. - You take my house when you do take the prop - That doth sustain my house; you take my life - When you do take the means whereby I live. - PORTIA. What mercy can you render him, Antonio? - GRATIANO. A halter gratis; nothing else, for God's sake! - ANTONIO. So please my lord the Duke and all the court - To quit the fine for one half of his goods; - I am content, so he will let me have - The other half in use, to render it - Upon his death unto the gentleman - That lately stole his daughter- - Two things provided more; that, for this favour, - He presently become a Christian; - The other, that he do record a gift, - Here in the court, of all he dies possess'd - Unto his son Lorenzo and his daughter. - DUKE OF VENICE. He shall do this, or else I do recant - The pardon that I late pronounced here. - PORTIA. Art thou contented, Jew? What dost thou say? - SHYLOCK. I am content. - PORTIA. Clerk, draw a deed of gift. - SHYLOCK. I pray you, give me leave to go from hence; - I am not well; send the deed after me - And I will sign it. - DUKE OF VENICE. Get thee gone, but do it. - GRATIANO. In christ'ning shalt thou have two god-fathers; - Had I been judge, thou shouldst have had ten more, - To bring thee to the gallows, not to the font. - Exit SHYLOCK - DUKE OF VENICE. Sir, I entreat you home with me to dinner. - PORTIA. I humbly do desire your Grace of pardon; - I must away this night toward Padua, - And it is meet I presently set forth. - DUKE OF VENICE. I am sorry that your leisure serves you not. - Antonio, gratify this gentleman, - For in my mind you are much bound to him. - Exeunt DUKE, MAGNIFICOES, and train - BASSANIO. Most worthy gentleman, I and my friend - Have by your wisdom been this day acquitted - Of grievous penalties; in lieu whereof - Three thousand ducats, due unto the Jew, - We freely cope your courteous pains withal. - ANTONIO. And stand indebted, over and above, - In love and service to you evermore. - PORTIA. He is well paid that is well satisfied, - And I, delivering you, am satisfied, - And therein do account myself well paid. - My mind was never yet more mercenary. - I pray you, know me when we meet again; - I wish you well, and so I take my leave. - BASSANIO. Dear sir, of force I must attempt you further; - Take some remembrance of us, as a tribute, - Not as fee. Grant me two things, I pray you, - Not to deny me, and to pardon me. - PORTIA. You press me far, and therefore I will yield. - [To ANTONIO] Give me your gloves, I'll wear them for your sake. - [To BASSANIO] And, for your love, I'll take this ring from you. - Do not draw back your hand; I'll take no more, - And you in love shall not deny me this. - BASSANIO. This ring, good sir- alas, it is a trifle; - I will not shame myself to give you this. - PORTIA. I will have nothing else but only this; - And now, methinks, I have a mind to it. - BASSANIO.. There's more depends on this than on the value. - The dearest ring in Venice will I give you, - And find it out by proclamation; - Only for this, I pray you, pardon me. - PORTIA. I see, sir, you are liberal in offers; - You taught me first to beg, and now, methinks, - You teach me how a beggar should be answer'd. - BASSANIO. Good sir, this ring was given me by my wife; - And, when she put it on, she made me vow - That I should neither sell, nor give, nor lose it. - PORTIA. That 'scuse serves many men to save their gifts. - And if your wife be not a mad woman, - And know how well I have deserv'd this ring, - She would not hold out enemy for ever - For giving it to me. Well, peace be with you! - Exeunt PORTIA and NERISSA - ANTONIO. My Lord Bassanio, let him have the ring. - Let his deservings, and my love withal, - Be valued 'gainst your wife's commandment. - BASSANIO. Go, Gratiano, run and overtake him; - Give him the ring, and bring him, if thou canst, - Unto Antonio's house. Away, make haste. Exit GRATIANO - Come, you and I will thither presently; - And in the morning early will we both - Fly toward Belmont. Come, Antonio. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Venice. A street - -Enter PORTIA and NERISSA - - PORTIA. Inquire the Jew's house out, give him this deed, - And let him sign it; we'll away tonight, - And be a day before our husbands home. - This deed will be well welcome to Lorenzo. - - Enter GRATIANO - - GRATIANO. Fair sir, you are well o'erta'en. - My Lord Bassanio, upon more advice, - Hath sent you here this ring, and doth entreat - Your company at dinner. - PORTIA. That cannot be. - His ring I do accept most thankfully, - And so, I pray you, tell him. Furthermore, - I pray you show my youth old Shylock's house. - GRATIANO. That will I do. - NERISSA. Sir, I would speak with you. - [Aside to PORTIA] I'll See if I can get my husband's ring, - Which I did make him swear to keep for ever. - PORTIA. [To NERISSA] Thou Mayst, I warrant. We shall have old - swearing - That they did give the rings away to men; - But we'll outface them, and outswear them too. - [Aloud] Away, make haste, thou know'st where I will tarry. - NERISSA. Come, good sir, will you show me to this house? - Exeunt - - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -Belmont. The garden before PORTIA'S house - -Enter LORENZO and JESSICA - - LORENZO. The moon shines bright. In such a night as this, - When the sweet wind did gently kiss the trees, - And they did make no noise- in such a night, - Troilus methinks mounted the Troyan walls, - And sigh'd his soul toward the Grecian tents, - Where Cressid lay that night. - JESSICA. In such a night - Did Thisby fearfully o'ertrip the dew, - And saw the lion's shadow ere himself, - And ran dismayed away. - LORENZO. In such a night - Stood Dido with a willow in her hand - Upon the wild sea-banks, and waft her love - To come again to Carthage. - JESSICA. In such a night - Medea gathered the enchanted herbs - That did renew old AEson. - LORENZO. In such a night - Did Jessica steal from the wealthy Jew, - And with an unthrift love did run from Venice - As far as Belmont. - JESSICA. In such a night - Did young Lorenzo swear he lov'd her well, - Stealing her soul with many vows of faith, - And ne'er a true one. - LORENZO. In such a night - Did pretty Jessica, like a little shrew, - Slander her love, and he forgave it her. - JESSICA. I would out-night you, did no body come; - But, hark, I hear the footing of a man. - - Enter STEPHANO - - LORENZO. Who comes so fast in silence of the night? - STEPHANO. A friend. - LORENZO. A friend! What friend? Your name, I pray you, friend? - STEPHANO. Stephano is my name, and I bring word - My mistress will before the break of day - Be here at Belmont; she doth stray about - By holy crosses, where she kneels and prays - For happy wedlock hours. - LORENZO. Who comes with her? - STEPHANO. None but a holy hermit and her maid. - I pray you, is my master yet return'd? - LORENZO. He is not, nor we have not heard from him. - But go we in, I pray thee, Jessica, - And ceremoniously let us prepare - Some welcome for the mistress of the house. - - Enter LAUNCELOT - - LAUNCELOT. Sola, sola! wo ha, ho! sola, sola! - LORENZO. Who calls? - LAUNCELOT. Sola! Did you see Master Lorenzo? Master Lorenzo! Sola, - sola! - LORENZO. Leave holloaing, man. Here! - LAUNCELOT. Sola! Where, where? - LORENZO. Here! - LAUNCELOT. Tell him there's a post come from my master with his - horn full of good news; my master will be here ere morning. - Exit - LORENZO. Sweet soul, let's in, and there expect their coming. - And yet no matter- why should we go in? - My friend Stephano, signify, I pray you, - Within the house, your mistress is at hand; - And bring your music forth into the air. Exit STEPHANO - How sweet the moonlight sleeps upon this bank! - Here will we sit and let the sounds of music - Creep in our ears; soft stillness and the night - Become the touches of sweet harmony. - Sit, Jessica. Look how the floor of heaven - Is thick inlaid with patines of bright gold; - There's not the smallest orb which thou behold'st - But in his motion like an angel sings, - Still quiring to the young-ey'd cherubins; - Such harmony is in immortal souls, - But whilst this muddy vesture of decay - Doth grossly close it in, we cannot hear it. - - Enter MUSICIANS - - Come, ho, and wake Diana with a hymn; - With sweetest touches pierce your mistress' ear. - And draw her home with music. [Music] - JESSICA. I am never merry when I hear sweet music. - LORENZO. The reason is your spirits are attentive; - For do but note a wild and wanton herd, - Or race of youthful and unhandled colts, - Fetching mad bounds, bellowing and neighing loud, - Which is the hot condition of their blood- - If they but hear perchance a trumpet sound, - Or any air of music touch their ears, - You shall perceive them make a mutual stand, - Their savage eyes turn'd to a modest gaze - By the sweet power of music. Therefore the poet - Did feign that Orpheus drew trees, stones, and floods; - Since nought so stockish, hard, and full of rage, - But music for the time doth change his nature. - The man that hath no music in himself, - Nor is not mov'd with concord of sweet sounds, - Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils; - The motions of his spirit are dull:as night, - And his affections dark as Erebus. - Let no such man be trusted. Mark the music. - - Enter PORTIA and NERISSA - - PORTIA. That light we see is burning in my hall. - How far that little candle throws his beams! - So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - NERISSA. When the moon shone, we did not see the candle. - PORTIA. So doth the greater glory dim the less: - A substitute shines brightly as a king - Until a king be by, and then his state - Empties itself, as doth an inland brook - Into the main of waters. Music! hark! - NERISSA. It is your music, madam, of the house. - PORTIA. Nothing is good, I see, without respect; - Methinks it sounds much sweeter than by day. - NERISSA. Silence bestows that virtue on it, madam. - PORTIA. The crow doth sing as sweetly as the lark - When neither is attended; and I think - ne nightingale, if she should sing by day, - When every goose is cackling, would be thought - No better a musician than the wren. - How many things by season season'd are - To their right praise and true perfection! - Peace, ho! The moon sleeps with Endymion, - And would not be awak'd. [Music ceases] - LORENZO. That is the voice, - Or I am much deceiv'd, of Portia. - PORTIA. He knows me as the blind man knows the cuckoo, - By the bad voice. - LORENZO. Dear lady, welcome home. - PORTIA. We have been praying for our husbands' welfare, - Which speed, we hope, the better for our words. - Are they return'd? - LORENZO. Madam, they are not yet; - But there is come a messenger before, - To signify their coming. - PORTIA.. Go in, Nerissa; - Give order to my servants that they take - No note at all of our being absent hence; - Nor you, Lorenzo; Jessica, nor you. [A tucket sounds] - LORENZO. Your husband is at hand; I hear his trumpet. - We are no tell-tales, madam, fear you not. - PORTIA. This night methinks is but the daylight sick; - It looks a little paler; 'tis a day - Such as the day is when the sun is hid. - - Enter BASSANIO, ANTONIO, GRATIANO, and their followers - - BASSANIO. We should hold day with the Antipodes, - If you would walk in absence of the sun. - PORTIA. Let me give light, but let me not be light, - For a light wife doth make a heavy husband, - And never be Bassanio so for me; - But God sort all! You are welcome home, my lord. - BASSANIO. I thank you, madam; give welcome to my friend. - This is the man, this is Antonio, - To whom I am so infinitely bound. - PORTIA. You should in all sense be much bound to him, - For, as I hear, he was much bound for you. - ANTONIO. No more than I am well acquitted of. - PORTIA. Sir, you are very welcome to our house. - It must appear in other ways than words, - Therefore I scant this breathing courtesy. - GRATIANO. [To NERISSA] By yonder moon I swear you do me wrong; - In faith, I gave it to the judge's clerk. - Would he were gelt that had it, for my part, - Since you do take it, love, so much at heart. - PORTIA. A quarrel, ho, already! What's the matter? - GRATIANO. About a hoop of gold, a paltry ring - That she did give me, whose posy was - For all the world like cutler's poetry - Upon a knife, 'Love me, and leave me not.' - NERISSA. What talk you of the posy or the value? - You swore to me, when I did give it you, - That you would wear it till your hour of death, - And that it should lie with you in your grave; - Though not for me, yet for your vehement oaths, - You should have been respective and have kept it. - Gave it a judge's clerk! No, God's my judge, - The clerk will ne'er wear hair on's face that had it. - GRATIANO. He will, an if he live to be a man. - NERISSA. Ay, if a woman live to be a man. - GRATIANO. Now by this hand I gave it to a youth, - A kind of boy, a little scrubbed boy - No higher than thyself, the judge's clerk; - A prating boy that begg'd it as a fee; - I could not for my heart deny it him. - PORTIA. You were to blame, I must be plain with you, - To part so slightly with your wife's first gift, - A thing stuck on with oaths upon your finger - And so riveted with faith unto your flesh. - I gave my love a ring, and made him swear - Never to part with it, and here he stands; - I dare be sworn for him he would not leave it - Nor pluck it from his finger for the wealth - That the world masters. Now, in faith, Gratiano, - You give your wife too unkind a cause of grief; - An 'twere to me, I should be mad at it. - BASSANIO. [Aside] Why, I were best to cut my left hand off, - And swear I lost the ring defending it. - GRATIANO. My Lord Bassanio gave his ring away - Unto the judge that begg'd it, and indeed - Deserv'd it too; and then the boy, his clerk, - That took some pains in writing, he begg'd mine; - And neither man nor master would take aught - But the two rings. - PORTIA. What ring gave you, my lord? - Not that, I hope, which you receiv'd of me. - BASSANIO. If I could add a lie unto a fault, - I would deny it; but you see my finger - Hath not the ring upon it; it is gone. - PORTIA. Even so void is your false heart of truth; - By heaven, I will ne'er come in your bed - Until I see the ring. - NERISSA. Nor I in yours - Till I again see mine. - BASSANIO. Sweet Portia, - If you did know to whom I gave the ring, - If you did know for whom I gave the ring, - And would conceive for what I gave the ring, - And how unwillingly I left the ring, - When nought would be accepted but the ring, - You would abate the strength of your displeasure. - PORTIA. If you had known the virtue of the ring, - Or half her worthiness that gave the ring, - Or your own honour to contain the ring, - You would not then have parted with the ring. - What man is there so much unreasonable, - If you had pleas'd to have defended it - With any terms of zeal, wanted the modesty - To urge the thing held as a ceremony? - Nerissa teaches me what to believe: - I'll die for't but some woman had the ring. - BASSANIO. No, by my honour, madam, by my soul, - No woman had it, but a civil doctor, - Which did refuse three thousand ducats of me, - And begg'd the ring; the which I did deny him, - And suffer'd him to go displeas'd away- - Even he that had held up the very life - Of my dear friend. What should I say, sweet lady? - I was enforc'd to send it after him; - I was beset with shame and courtesy; - My honour would not let ingratitude - So much besmear it. Pardon me, good lady; - For by these blessed candles of the night, - Had you been there, I think you would have begg'd - The ring of me to give the worthy doctor. - PORTIA. Let not that doctor e'er come near my house; - Since he hath got the jewel that I loved, - And that which you did swear to keep for me, - I will become as liberal as you; - I'll not deny him anything I have, - No, not my body, nor my husband's bed. - Know him I shall, I am well sure of it. - Lie not a night from home; watch me like Argus; - If you do not, if I be left alone, - Now, by mine honour which is yet mine own, - I'll have that doctor for mine bedfellow. - NERISSA. And I his clerk; therefore be well advis'd - How you do leave me to mine own protection. - GRATIANO. Well, do you so, let not me take him then; - For, if I do, I'll mar the young clerk's pen. - ANTONIO. I am th' unhappy subject of these quarrels. - PORTIA. Sir, grieve not you; you are welcome not withstanding. - BASSANIO. Portia, forgive me this enforced wrong; - And in the hearing of these many friends - I swear to thee, even by thine own fair eyes, - Wherein I see myself- - PORTIA. Mark you but that! - In both my eyes he doubly sees himself, - In each eye one; swear by your double self, - And there's an oath of credit. - BASSANIO. Nay, but hear me. - Pardon this fault, and by my soul I swear - I never more will break an oath with thee. - ANTONIO. I once did lend my body for his wealth, - Which, but for him that had your husband's ring, - Had quite miscarried; I dare be bound again, - My soul upon the forfeit, that your lord - Will never more break faith advisedly. - PORTIA. Then you shall be his surety. Give him this, - And bid him keep it better than the other. - ANTONIO. Here, Lord Bassanio, swear to keep this ring. - BASSANIO. By heaven, it is the same I gave the doctor! - PORTIA. I had it of him. Pardon me, Bassanio, - For, by this ring, the doctor lay with me. - NERISSA. And pardon me, my gentle Gratiano, - For that same scrubbed boy, the doctor's clerk, - In lieu of this, last night did lie with me. - GRATIANO. Why, this is like the mending of highways - In summer, where the ways are fair enough. - What, are we cuckolds ere we have deserv'd it? - PORTIA. Speak not so grossly. You are all amaz'd. - Here is a letter; read it at your leisure; - It comes from Padua, from Bellario; - There you shall find that Portia was the doctor, - Nerissa there her clerk. Lorenzo here - Shall witness I set forth as soon as you, - And even but now return'd; I have not yet - Enter'd my house. Antonio, you are welcome; - And I have better news in store for you - Than you expect. Unseal this letter soon; - There you shall find three of your argosies - Are richly come to harbour suddenly. - You shall not know by what strange accident - I chanced on this letter. - ANTONIO. I am dumb. - BASSANIO. Were you the doctor, and I knew you not? - GRATIANO. Were you the clerk that is to make me cuckold? - NERISSA. Ay, but the clerk that never means to do it, - Unless he live until he be a man. - BASSANIO. Sweet doctor, you shall be my bedfellow; - When I am absent, then lie with my wife. - ANTONIO. Sweet lady, you have given me life and living; - For here I read for certain that my ships - Are safely come to road. - PORTIA. How now, Lorenzo! - My clerk hath some good comforts too for you. - NERISSA. Ay, and I'll give them him without a fee. - There do I give to you and Jessica, - From the rich Jew, a special deed of gift, - After his death, of all he dies possess'd of. - LORENZO. Fair ladies, you drop manna in the way - Of starved people. - PORTIA. It is almost morning, - And yet I am sure you are not satisfied - Of these events at full. Let us go in, - And charge us there upon inter'gatories, - And we will answer all things faithfully. - GRATIANO. Let it be so. The first inter'gatory - That my Nerissa shall be sworn on is, - Whether till the next night she had rather stay, - Or go to bed now, being two hours to day. - But were the day come, I should wish it dark, - Till I were couching with the doctor's clerk. - Well, while I live, I'll fear no other thing - So sore as keeping safe Nerissa's ring. Exeunt - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1601 - -THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR - -by William Shakespeare - - - -Dramatis Personae - - SIR JOHN FALSTAFF - FENTON, a young gentleman - SHALLOW, a country justice - SLENDER, cousin to Shallow - - Gentlemen of Windsor - FORD - PAGE - WILLIAM PAGE, a boy, son to Page - SIR HUGH EVANS, a Welsh parson - DOCTOR CAIUS, a French physician - HOST of the Garter Inn - - Followers of Falstaff - BARDOLPH - PISTOL - NYM - ROBIN, page to Falstaff - SIMPLE, servant to Slender - RUGBY, servant to Doctor Caius - - MISTRESS FORD - MISTRESS PAGE - MISTRESS ANNE PAGE, her daughter - MISTRESS QUICKLY, servant to Doctor Caius - SERVANTS to Page, Ford, etc. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -Windsor, and the neighbourhood - - -The Merry Wives of Windsor - - - -ACT I. SCENE 1. - -Windsor. Before PAGE'S house - -Enter JUSTICE SHALLOW, SLENDER, and SIR HUGH EVANS - - SHALLOW. Sir Hugh, persuade me not; I will make a Star - Chamber matter of it; if he were twenty Sir John Falstaffs, - he shall not abuse Robert Shallow, esquire. - SLENDER. In the county of Gloucester, Justice of Peace, and - Coram. - SHALLOW. Ay, cousin Slender, and Custalorum. - SLENDER. Ay, and Ratolorum too; and a gentleman born, - Master Parson, who writes himself 'Armigero' in any bill, - warrant, quittance, or obligation-'Armigero.' - SHALLOW. Ay, that I do; and have done any time these three - hundred years. - SLENDER. All his successors, gone before him, hath done't; - and all his ancestors, that come after him, may: they may - give the dozen white luces in their coat. - SHALLOW. It is an old coat. - EVANS. The dozen white louses do become an old coat well; - it agrees well, passant; it is a familiar beast to man, and - signifies love. - SHALLOW. The luce is the fresh fish; the salt fish is an old - coat. - SLENDER. I may quarter, coz. - SHALLOW. You may, by marrying. - EVANS. It is marring indeed, if he quarter it. - SHALLOW. Not a whit. - EVANS. Yes, py'r lady! If he has a quarter of your coat, there - is but three skirts for yourself, in my simple conjectures; - but that is all one. If Sir John Falstaff have committed - disparagements unto you, I am of the church, and will be - glad to do my benevolence, to make atonements and - compremises between you. - SHALLOW. The Council shall hear it; it is a riot. - EVANS. It is not meet the Council hear a riot; there is no - fear of Got in a riot; the Council, look you, shall desire - to hear the fear of Got, and not to hear a riot; take your - vizaments in that. - SHALLOW. Ha! o' my life, if I were young again, the sword - should end it. - EVANS. It is petter that friends is the sword and end it; - and there is also another device in my prain, which - peradventure prings goot discretions with it. There is Anne - Page, which is daughter to Master George Page, which is - pretty virginity. - SLENDER. Mistress Anne Page? She has brown hair, and - speaks small like a woman. - EVANS. It is that fery person for all the orld, as just as you - will desire; and seven hundred pounds of moneys, and - gold, and silver, is her grandsire upon his death's-bed-Got - deliver to a joyful resurrections!-give, when she is able to - overtake seventeen years old. It were a goot motion if we - leave our pribbles and prabbles, and desire a marriage - between Master Abraham and Mistress Anne Page. - SHALLOW. Did her grandsire leave her seven hundred pound? - EVANS. Ay, and her father is make her a petter penny. - SHALLOW. I know the young gentlewoman; she has good - gifts. - EVANS. Seven hundred pounds, and possibilities, is goot gifts. - SHALLOW. Well, let us see honest Master Page. Is Falstaff - there? - EVANS. Shall I tell you a lie? I do despise a liar as I do - despise one that is false; or as I despise one that is not - true. The knight Sir John is there; and, I beseech you, be - ruled by your well-willers. I will peat the door for Master - Page. - [Knocks] What, hoa! Got pless your house here! - PAGE. [Within] Who's there? - - Enter PAGE - - EVANS. Here is Got's plessing, and your friend, and Justice - Shallow; and here young Master Slender, that peradventures - shall tell you another tale, if matters grow to your - likings. - PAGE. I am glad to see your worships well. I thank you for - my venison, Master Shallow. - SHALLOW. Master Page, I am glad to see you; much good do - it your good heart! I wish'd your venison better; it was ill - kill'd. How doth good Mistress Page?-and I thank you - always with my heart, la! with my heart. - PAGE. Sir, I thank you. - SHALLOW. Sir, I thank you; by yea and no, I do. - PAGE. I am glad to see you, good Master Slender. - SLENDER. How does your fallow greyhound, sir? I heard say - he was outrun on Cotsall. - PAGE. It could not be judg'd, sir. - SLENDER. You'll not confess, you'll not confess. - SHALLOW. That he will not. 'Tis your fault; 'tis your fault; - 'tis a good dog. - PAGE. A cur, sir. - SHALLOW. Sir, he's a good dog, and a fair dog. Can there be - more said? He is good, and fair. Is Sir John Falstaff here? - PAGE. Sir, he is within; and I would I could do a good office - between you. - EVANS. It is spoke as a Christians ought to speak. - SHALLOW. He hath wrong'd me, Master Page. - PAGE. Sir, he doth in some sort confess it. - SHALLOW. If it be confessed, it is not redressed; is not that - so, Master Page? He hath wrong'd me; indeed he hath; at a - word, he hath, believe me; Robert Shallow, esquire, saith - he is wronged. - PAGE. Here comes Sir John. - - Enter SIR JOHN FALSTAFF, BARDOLPH, NYM, and PISTOL - - FALSTAFF. Now, Master Shallow, you'll complain of me to - the King? - SHALLOW. Knight, you have beaten my men, kill'd my deer, - and broke open my lodge. - FALSTAFF. But not kiss'd your keeper's daughter. - SHALLOW. Tut, a pin! this shall be answer'd. - FALSTAFF. I will answer it straight: I have done all this. - That is now answer'd. - SHALLOW. The Council shall know this. - FALSTAFF. 'Twere better for you if it were known in counsel: - you'll be laugh'd at. - EVANS. Pauca verba, Sir John; goot worts. - FALSTAFF. Good worts! good cabbage! Slender, I broke your - head; what matter have you against me? - SLENDER. Marry, sir, I have matter in my head against you; - and against your cony-catching rascals, Bardolph, Nym, - and Pistol. They carried me to the tavern, and made me - drunk, and afterwards pick'd my pocket. - BARDOLPH. You Banbury cheese! - SLENDER. Ay, it is no matter. - PISTOL. How now, Mephostophilus! - SLENDER. Ay, it is no matter. - NYM. Slice, I say! pauca, pauca; slice! That's my humour. - SLENDER. Where's Simple, my man? Can you tell, cousin? - EVANS. Peace, I pray you. Now let us understand. There is - three umpires in this matter, as I understand: that is, - Master Page, fidelicet Master Page; and there is myself, - fidelicet myself; and the three party is, lastly and - finally, mine host of the Garter. - PAGE. We three to hear it and end it between them. - EVANS. Fery goot. I will make a prief of it in my note-book; - and we will afterwards ork upon the cause with as great - discreetly as we can. - FALSTAFF. Pistol! - PISTOL. He hears with ears. - EVANS. The tevil and his tam! What phrase is this, 'He hears - with ear'? Why, it is affectations. - FALSTAFF. Pistol, did you pick Master Slender's purse? - SLENDER. Ay, by these gloves, did he-or I would I might - never come in mine own great chamber again else!-of - seven groats in mill-sixpences, and two Edward - shovel-boards that cost me two shilling and two pence apiece - of Yead Miller, by these gloves. - FALSTAFF. Is this true, Pistol? - EVANS. No, it is false, if it is a pick-purse. - PISTOL. Ha, thou mountain-foreigner! Sir John and master - mine, - I combat challenge of this latten bilbo. - Word of denial in thy labras here! - Word of denial! Froth and scum, thou liest. - SLENDER. By these gloves, then, 'twas he. - NYM. Be avis'd, sir, and pass good humours; I will say - 'marry trap' with you, if you run the nuthook's humour on - me; that is the very note of it. - SLENDER. By this hat, then, he in the red face had it; for - though I cannot remember what I did when you made me - drunk, yet I am not altogether an ass. - FALSTAFF. What say you, Scarlet and John? - BARDOLPH. Why, sir, for my part, I say the gentleman had - drunk himself out of his five sentences. - EVANS. It is his five senses; fie, what the ignorance is! - BARDOLPH. And being fap, sir, was, as they say, cashier'd; - and so conclusions pass'd the careers. - SLENDER. Ay, you spake in Latin then too; but 'tis no matter; - I'll ne'er be drunk whilst I live again, but in honest, - civil, godly company, for this trick. If I be drunk, I'll be - drunk with those that have the fear of God, and not with - drunken knaves. - EVANS. So Got udge me, that is a virtuous mind. - FALSTAFF. You hear all these matters deni'd, gentlemen; you - hear it. - - Enter MISTRESS ANNE PAGE with wine; MISTRESS - FORD and MISTRESS PAGE, following - - PAGE. Nay, daughter, carry the wine in; we'll drink within. - Exit ANNE PAGE - SLENDER. O heaven! this is Mistress Anne Page. - PAGE. How now, Mistress Ford! - FALSTAFF. Mistress Ford, by my troth, you are very well - met; by your leave, good mistress. [Kisses her] - PAGE. Wife, bid these gentlemen welcome. Come, we have a - hot venison pasty to dinner; come, gentlemen, I hope we - shall drink down all unkindness. - Exeunt all but SHALLOW, SLENDER, and EVANS - SLENDER. I had rather than forty shillings I had my Book of - Songs and Sonnets here. - - Enter SIMPLE - - How, Simple! Where have you been? I must wait on - myself, must I? You have not the Book of Riddles about you, - have you? - SIMPLE. Book of Riddles! Why, did you not lend it to Alice - Shortcake upon Allhallowmas last, a fortnight afore - Michaelmas? - SHALLOW. Come, coz; come, coz; we stay for you. A word - with you, coz; marry, this, coz: there is, as 'twere, a - tender, a kind of tender, made afar off by Sir Hugh here. Do - you understand me? - SLENDER. Ay, sir, you shall find me reasonable; if it be so, I - shall do that that is reason. - SHALLOW. Nay, but understand me. - SLENDER. So I do, sir. - EVANS. Give ear to his motions: Master Slender, I will - description the matter to you, if you be capacity of it. - SLENDER. Nay, I will do as my cousin Shallow says; I pray - you pardon me; he's a justice of peace in his country, - simple though I stand here. - EVANS. But that is not the question. The question is - concerning your marriage. - SHALLOW. Ay, there's the point, sir. - EVANS. Marry is it; the very point of it; to Mistress Anne - Page. - SLENDER. Why, if it be so, I will marry her upon any - reasonable demands. - EVANS. But can you affection the oman? Let us command to - know that of your mouth or of your lips; for divers philosophers - hold that the lips is parcel of the mouth. Therefore, - precisely, can you carry your good will to the maid? - SHALLOW. Cousin Abraham Slender, can you love her? - SLENDER. I hope, sir, I will do as it shall become one that - would do reason. - EVANS. Nay, Got's lords and his ladies! you must speak possitable, - if you can carry her your desires towards her. - SHALLOW. That you must. Will you, upon good dowry, - marry her? - SLENDER. I will do a greater thing than that upon your request, - cousin, in any reason. - SHALLOW. Nay, conceive me, conceive me, sweet coz; what - I do is to pleasure you, coz. Can you love the maid? - SLENDER. I will marry her, sir, at your request; but if there - be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease - it upon better acquaintance, when we are married and - have more occasion to know one another. I hope upon - familiarity will grow more contempt. But if you say - 'marry her,' I will marry her; that I am freely dissolved, - and dissolutely. - EVANS. It is a fery discretion answer, save the fall is in the - ord 'dissolutely': the ort is, according to our meaning, - 'resolutely'; his meaning is good. - SHALLOW. Ay, I think my cousin meant well. - SLENDER. Ay, or else I would I might be hang'd, la! - - Re-enter ANNE PAGE - - SHALLOW. Here comes fair Mistress Anne. Would I were - young for your sake, Mistress Anne! - ANNE. The dinner is on the table; my father desires your - worships' company. - SHALLOW. I will wait on him, fair Mistress Anne! - EVANS. Od's plessed will! I will not be absence at the grace. - Exeunt SHALLOW and EVANS - ANNE. Will't please your worship to come in, sir? - SLENDER. No, I thank you, forsooth, heartily; I am very - well. - ANNE. The dinner attends you, sir. - SLENDER. I am not a-hungry, I thank you, forsooth. Go, - sirrah, for all you are my man, go wait upon my cousin - Shallow. [Exit SIMPLE] A justice of peace sometime may - be beholding to his friend for a man. I keep but three men - and a boy yet, till my mother be dead. But what though? - Yet I live like a poor gentleman born. - ANNE. I may not go in without your worship; they will not - sit till you come. - SLENDER. I' faith, I'll eat nothing; I thank you as much as - though I did. - ANNE. I pray you, sir, walk in. - SLENDER. I had rather walk here, I thank you. I bruis'd my - shin th' other day with playing at sword and dagger with - a master of fence-three veneys for a dish of stew'd prunes - -and, I with my ward defending my head, he hot my shin, - and, by my troth, I cannot abide the smell of hot meat - since. Why do your dogs bark so? Be there bears i' th' - town? - ANNE. I think there are, sir; I heard them talk'd of. - SLENDER. I love the sport well; but I shall as soon quarrel at - it as any man in England. You are afraid, if you see the - bear loose, are you not? - ANNE. Ay, indeed, sir. - SLENDER. That's meat and drink to me now. I have seen - Sackerson loose twenty times, and have taken him by the - chain; but I warrant you, the women have so cried and - shriek'd at it that it pass'd; but women, indeed, cannot - abide 'em; they are very ill-favour'd rough things. - - Re-enter PAGE - - PAGE. Come, gentle Master Slender, come; we stay for you. - SLENDER. I'll eat nothing, I thank you, sir. - PAGE. By cock and pie, you shall not choose, sir! Come, - come. - SLENDER. Nay, pray you lead the way. - PAGE. Come on, sir. - SLENDER. Mistress Anne, yourself shall go first. - ANNE. Not I, sir; pray you keep on. - SLENDER. Truly, I will not go first; truly, la! I will not do - you that wrong. - ANNE. I pray you, sir. - SLENDER. I'll rather be unmannerly than troublesome. You - do yourself wrong indeed, la! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 2. - -Before PAGE'S house - -Enter SIR HUGH EVANS and SIMPLE - - EVANS. Go your ways, and ask of Doctor Caius' house which - is the way; and there dwells one Mistress Quickly, which - is in the manner of his nurse, or his dry nurse, or his cook, - or his laundry, his washer, and his wringer. - SIMPLE. Well, sir. - EVANS. Nay, it is petter yet. Give her this letter; for it is a - oman that altogether's acquaintance with Mistress Anne - Page; and the letter is to desire and require her to solicit - your master's desires to Mistress Anne Page. I pray you - be gone. I will make an end of my dinner; there's pippins - and cheese to come. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 3. - -The Garter Inn - -Enter FALSTAFF, HOST, BARDOLPH, NYM, PISTOL, and ROBIN - - FALSTAFF. Mine host of the Garter! - HOST. What says my bully rook? Speak scholarly and - wisely. - FALSTAFF. Truly, mine host, I must turn away some of my - followers. - HOST. Discard, bully Hercules; cashier; let them wag; trot, - trot. - FALSTAFF. I sit at ten pounds a week. - HOST. Thou'rt an emperor-Caesar, Keiser, and Pheazar. I - will entertain Bardolph; he shall draw, he shall tap; said I - well, bully Hector? - FALSTAFF. Do so, good mine host. - HOST. I have spoke; let him follow. [To BARDOLPH] Let me - see thee froth and lime. I am at a word; follow. Exit HOST - FALSTAFF. Bardolph, follow him. A tapster is a good trade; - an old cloak makes a new jerkin; a wither'd serving-man a - fresh tapster. Go; adieu. - BARDOLPH. It is a life that I have desir'd; I will thrive. - PISTOL. O base Hungarian wight! Wilt thou the spigot - wield? Exit BARDOLPH - NYM. He was gotten in drink. Is not the humour conceited? - FALSTAFF. I am glad I am so acquit of this tinder-box: his - thefts were too open; his filching was like an unskilful - singer-he kept not time. - NYM. The good humour is to steal at a minute's rest. - PISTOL. 'Convey' the wise it call. 'Steal' foh! A fico for the - phrase! - FALSTAFF. Well, sirs, I am almost out at heels. - PISTOL. Why, then, let kibes ensue. - FALSTAFF. There is no remedy; I must cony-catch; I must - shift. - PISTOL. Young ravens must have food. - FALSTAFF. Which of you know Ford of this town? - PISTOL. I ken the wight; he is of substance good. - FALSTAFF. My honest lads, I will tell you what I am about. - PISTOL. Two yards, and more. - FALSTAFF. No quips now, Pistol. Indeed, I am in the waist - two yards about; but I am now about no waste; I am about - thrift. Briefly, I do mean to make love to Ford's wife; I - spy entertainment in her; she discourses, she carves, she - gives the leer of invitation; I can construe the action of her - familiar style; and the hardest voice of her behaviour, to be - English'd rightly, is 'I am Sir John Falstaff's.' - PISTOL. He hath studied her well, and translated her will out - of honesty into English. - NYM. The anchor is deep; will that humour pass? - FALSTAFF. Now, the report goes she has all the rule of her - husband's purse; he hath a legion of angels. - PISTOL. As many devils entertain; and 'To her, boy,' say I. - NYM. The humour rises; it is good; humour me the angels. - FALSTAFF. I have writ me here a letter to her; and here - another to Page's wife, who even now gave me good eyes - too, examin'd my parts with most judicious oeillades; - sometimes the beam of her view gilded my foot, sometimes my - portly belly. - PISTOL. Then did the sun on dunghill shine. - NYM. I thank thee for that humour. - FALSTAFF. O, she did so course o'er my exteriors with such - a greedy intention that the appetite of her eye did seem to - scorch me up like a burning-glass! Here's another letter to - her. She bears the purse too; she is a region in Guiana, all - gold and bounty. I will be cheaters to them both, and they - shall be exchequers to me; they shall be my East and West - Indies, and I will trade to them both. Go, bear thou this - letter to Mistress Page; and thou this to Mistress Ford. We - will thrive, lads, we will thrive. - PISTOL. Shall I Sir Pandarus of Troy become, - And by my side wear steel? Then Lucifer take all! - NYM. I will run no base humour. Here, take the - humour-letter; I will keep the haviour of reputation. - FALSTAFF. [To ROBIN] Hold, sirrah; bear you these letters - tightly; - Sail like my pinnace to these golden shores. - Rogues, hence, avaunt! vanish like hailstones, go; - Trudge, plod away i' th' hoof; seek shelter, pack! - Falstaff will learn the humour of the age; - French thrift, you rogues; myself, and skirted page. - Exeunt FALSTAFF and ROBIN - PISTOL. Let vultures gripe thy guts! for gourd and fullam - holds, - And high and low beguiles the rich and poor; - Tester I'll have in pouch when thou shalt lack, - Base Phrygian Turk! - NYM. I have operations in my head which be humours of - revenge. - PISTOL. Wilt thou revenge? - NYM. By welkin and her star! - PISTOL. With wit or steel? - NYM. With both the humours, I. - I will discuss the humour of this love to Page. - PISTOL. And I to Ford shall eke unfold - How Falstaff, varlet vile, - His dove will prove, his gold will hold, - And his soft couch defile. - NYM. My humour shall not cool; I will incense Page to deal - with poison; I will possess him with yellowness; for the - revolt of mine is dangerous. That is my true humour. - PISTOL. Thou art the Mars of malcontents; I second thee; - troop on. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 4. - -DOCTOR CAIUS'S house - -Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY, SIMPLE, and RUGBY - - QUICKLY. What, John Rugby! I pray thee go to the casement - and see if you can see my master, Master Doctor - Caius, coming. If he do, i' faith, and find anybody in the - house, here will be an old abusing of God's patience and - the King's English. - RUGBY. I'll go watch. - QUICKLY. Go; and we'll have a posset for't soon at night, in - faith, at the latter end of a sea-coal fire. [Exit RUGBY] An - honest, willing, kind fellow, as ever servant shall come in - house withal; and, I warrant you, no tell-tale nor no - breed-bate; his worst fault is that he is given to prayer; he is - something peevish that way; but nobody but has his fault; - but let that pass. Peter Simple you say your name is? - SIMPLE. Ay, for fault of a better. - QUICKLY. And Master Slender's your master? - SIMPLE. Ay, forsooth. - QUICKLY. Does he not wear a great round beard, like a - glover's paring-knife? - SIMPLE. No, forsooth; he hath but a little whey face, with a - little yellow beard, a Cain-colour'd beard. - QUICKLY. A softly-sprighted man, is he not? - SIMPLE. Ay, forsooth; but he is as tall a man of his hands as - any is between this and his head; he hath fought with a - warrener. - QUICKLY. How say you? O, I should remember him. Does - he not hold up his head, as it were, and strut in his gait? - SIMPLE. Yes, indeed, does he. - QUICKLY. Well, heaven send Anne Page no worse fortune! - Tell Master Parson Evans I will do what I can for your - master. Anne is a good girl, and I wish- - - Re-enter RUGBY - - RUGBY. Out, alas! here comes my master. - QUICKLY. We shall all be shent. Run in here, good young - man; go into this closet. [Shuts SIMPLE in the closet] He - will not stay long. What, John Rugby! John! what, John, - I say! Go, John, go inquire for my master; I doubt he be - not well that he comes not home. [Singing] - And down, down, adown-a, etc. - - Enter DOCTOR CAIUS - - CAIUS. Vat is you sing? I do not like des toys. Pray you, go - and vetch me in my closet un boitier vert-a box, a green-a - box. Do intend vat I speak? A green-a box. - QUICKLY. Ay, forsooth, I'll fetch it you. [Aside] I am glad - he went not in himself; if he had found the young man, - he would have been horn-mad. - CAIUS. Fe, fe, fe fe! ma foi, il fait fort chaud. Je m'en vais a - la cour-la grande affaire. - QUICKLY. Is it this, sir? - CAIUS. Oui; mette le au mon pocket: depeche, quickly. Vere - is dat knave, Rugby? - QUICKLY. What, John Rugby? John! - RUGBY. Here, sir. - CAIUS. You are John Rugby, and you are Jack Rugby. - Come, take-a your rapier, and come after my heel to the - court. - RUGBY. 'Tis ready, sir, here in the porch. - CAIUS. By my trot, I tarry too long. Od's me! Qu'ai j'oublie? - Dere is some simples in my closet dat I vill not for the - varld I shall leave behind. - QUICKLY. Ay me, he'll find the young man there, and be - mad! - CAIUS. O diable, diable! vat is in my closet? Villainy! larron! - [Pulling SIMPLE out] Rugby, my rapier! - QUICKLY. Good master, be content. - CAIUS. Wherefore shall I be content-a? - QUICKLY. The young man is an honest man. - CAIUS. What shall de honest man do in my closet? Dere is - no honest man dat shall come in my closet. - QUICKLY. I beseech you, be not so phlegmatic; hear the - truth of it. He came of an errand to me from Parson Hugh. - CAIUS. Vell? - SIMPLE. Ay, forsooth, to desire her to- - QUICKLY. Peace, I pray you. - CAIUS. Peace-a your tongue. Speak-a your tale. - SIMPLE. To desire this honest gentlewoman, your maid, to - speak a good word to Mistress Anne Page for my master, - in the way of marriage. - QUICKLY. This is all, indeed, la! but I'll ne'er put my finger - in the fire, and need not. - CAIUS. Sir Hugh send-a you? Rugby, baillez me some paper. - Tarry you a little-a-while. [Writes] - QUICKLY. [Aside to SIMPLE] I am glad he is so quiet; if he - had been throughly moved, you should have heard him - so loud and so melancholy. But notwithstanding, man, I'll - do you your master what good I can; and the very yea and - the no is, the French doctor, my master-I may call him - my master, look you, for I keep his house; and I wash, - wring, brew, bake, scour, dress meat and drink, make the - beds, and do all myself- - SIMPLE. [Aside to QUICKLY] 'Tis a great charge to come - under one body's hand. - QUICKLY. [Aside to SIMPLE] Are you avis'd o' that? You - shall find it a great charge; and to be up early and down - late; but notwithstanding-to tell you in your ear, I would - have no words of it-my master himself is in love with - Mistress Anne Page; but notwithstanding that, I know - Anne's mind-that's neither here nor there. - CAIUS. You jack'nape; give-a this letter to Sir Hugh; by gar, - it is a shallenge; I will cut his troat in de park; and I will - teach a scurvy jack-a-nape priest to meddle or make. You - may be gone; it is not good you tarry here. By gar, I will - cut all his two stones; by gar, he shall not have a stone - to throw at his dog. Exit SIMPLE - QUICKLY. Alas, he speaks but for his friend. - CAIUS. It is no matter-a ver dat. Do not you tell-a me dat I - shall have Anne Page for myself? By gar, I vill kill de Jack - priest; and I have appointed mine host of de Jarteer to - measure our weapon. By gar, I will myself have Anne - Page. - QUICKLY. Sir, the maid loves you, and all shall be well. We - must give folks leave to prate. What the good-year! - CAIUS. Rugby, come to the court with me. By gar, if I have - not Anne Page, I shall turn your head out of my door. - Follow my heels, Rugby. Exeunt CAIUS and RUGBY - QUICKLY. You shall have-An fool's-head of your own. No, - I know Anne's mind for that; never a woman in Windsor - knows more of Anne's mind than I do; nor can do more - than I do with her, I thank heaven. - FENTON. [Within] Who's within there? ho! - QUICKLY. Who's there, I trow? Come near the house, I pray - you. - - Enter FENTON - - FENTON. How now, good woman, how dost thou? - QUICKLY. The better that it pleases your good worship to - ask. - FENTON. What news? How does pretty Mistress Anne? - QUICKLY. In truth, sir, and she is pretty, and honest, and - gentle; and one that is your friend, I can tell you that by - the way; I praise heaven for it. - FENTON. Shall I do any good, think'st thou? Shall I not lose - my suit? - QUICKLY. Troth, sir, all is in His hands above; but - notwithstanding, Master Fenton, I'll be sworn on a book - she loves you. Have not your worship a wart above your eye? - FENTON. Yes, marry, have I; what of that? - QUICKLY. Well, thereby hangs a tale; good faith, it is such - another Nan; but, I detest, an honest maid as ever broke - bread. We had an hour's talk of that wart; I shall never - laugh but in that maid's company! But, indeed, she is - given too much to allicholy and musing; but for you-well, - go to. - FENTON. Well, I shall see her to-day. Hold, there's money - for thee; let me have thy voice in my behalf. If thou seest - her before me, commend me. - QUICKLY. Will I? I' faith, that we will; and I will tell your - worship more of the wart the next time we have confidence; - and of other wooers. - FENTON. Well, farewell; I am in great haste now. - QUICKLY. Farewell to your worship. [Exit FENTON] Truly, - an honest gentleman; but Anne loves him not; for I know - Anne's mind as well as another does. Out upon 't, what - have I forgot? Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE 1. - -Before PAGE'S house - -Enter MISTRESS PAGE, with a letter - - MRS. PAGE. What! have I scap'd love-letters in the holiday-time - of my beauty, and am I now a subject for them? Let - me see. [Reads] - 'Ask me no reason why I love you; for though Love use - Reason for his precisian, he admits him not for his counsellor. - You are not young, no more am I; go to, then, there's - sympathy. You are merry, so am I; ha! ha! then there's - more sympathy. You love sack, and so do I; would you - desire better sympathy? Let it suffice thee, Mistress Page - at the least, if the love of soldier can suffice-that I love - thee. I will not say, Pity me: 'tis not a soldier-like phrase; - but I say, Love me. By me, - Thine own true knight, - By day or night, - Or any kind of light, - With all his might, - For thee to fight, - JOHN FALSTAFF.' - What a Herod of Jewry is this! O wicked, wicked world! - One that is well-nigh worn to pieces with age to show - himself a young gallant! What an unweighed behaviour - hath this Flemish drunkard pick'd-with the devil's name! - -out of my conversation, that he dares in this manner - assay me? Why, he hath not been thrice in my company! - What should I say to him? I was then frugal of my mirth. - Heaven forgive me! Why, I'll exhibit a bill in the parliament - for the putting down of men. How shall I be - reveng'd on him? for reveng'd I will be, as sure as his guts - are made of puddings. - - Enter MISTRESS FORD - - MRS. FORD. Mistress Page! trust me, I was going to your - house. - MRS. PAGE. And, trust me, I was coming to you. You look - very ill. - MRS. FORD. Nay, I'll ne'er believe that; I have to show to - the contrary. - MRS. PAGE. Faith, but you do, in my mind. - MRS. FORD. Well, I do, then; yet, I say, I could show you to - the contrary. O Mistress Page, give me some counsel. - MRS. PAGE. What's the matter, woman? - MRS. FORD. O woman, if it were not for one trifling respect, - I could come to such honour! - MRS. PAGE. Hang the trifle, woman; take the honour. What - is it? Dispense with trifles; what is it? - MRS. FORD. If I would but go to hell for an eternal moment - or so, I could be knighted. - MRS. PAGE. What? Thou liest. Sir Alice Ford! These knights - will hack; and so thou shouldst not alter the article of thy - gentry. - MRS. FORD. We burn daylight. Here, read, read; perceive - how I might be knighted. I shall think the worse of fat - men as long as I have an eye to make difference of men's - liking. And yet he would not swear; prais'd women's - modesty, and gave such orderly and well-behaved reproof - to all uncomeliness that I would have sworn his disposition - would have gone to the truth of his words; but they do no - more adhere and keep place together than the Hundredth - Psalm to the tune of 'Greensleeves.' What tempest, I trow, - threw this whale, with so many tuns of oil in his belly, - ashore at Windsor? How shall I be revenged on him? I - think the best way were to entertain him with hope, till - the wicked fire of lust have melted him in his own grease. - Did you ever hear the like? - MRS. PAGE. Letter for letter, but that the name of Page and - Ford differs. To thy great comfort in this mystery of ill - opinions, here's the twin-brother of thy letter; but let thine - inherit first, for, I protest, mine never shall. I warrant he - hath a thousand of these letters, writ with blank space for - different names-sure, more!-and these are of the second - edition. He will print them, out of doubt; for he cares not - what he puts into the press when he would put us two. I - had rather be a giantess and lie under Mount Pelion. Well, - I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste - man. - MRS. FORD. Why, this is the very same; the very hand, the - very words. What doth he think of us? - MRS. PAGE. Nay, I know not; it makes me almost ready to - wrangle with mine own honesty. I'll entertain myself like - one that I am not acquainted withal; for, sure, unless he - know some strain in me that I know not myself, he would - never have boarded me in this fury. - MRS. FORD. 'Boarding' call you it? I'll be sure to keep him - above deck. - MRS. PAGE. So will I; if he come under my hatches, I'll never - to sea again. Let's be reveng'd on him; let's appoint him a - meeting, give him a show of comfort in his suit, and lead - him on with a fine-baited delay, till he hath pawn'd his - horses to mine host of the Garter. - MRS. FORD. Nay, I will consent to act any villainy against - him that may not sully the chariness of our honesty. O - that my husband saw this letter! It would give eternal food - to his jealousy. - MRS. PAGE. Why, look where he comes; and my good man - too; he's as far from jealousy as I am from giving him - cause; and that, I hope, is an unmeasurable distance. - MRS. FORD. You are the happier woman. - MRS. PAGE. Let's consult together against this greasy knight. - Come hither. [They retire] - - Enter FORD with PISTOL, and PAGE with Nym - - FORD. Well, I hope it be not so. - PISTOL. Hope is a curtal dog in some affairs. - Sir John affects thy wife. - FORD. Why, sir, my wife is not young. - PISTOL. He woos both high and low, both rich and poor, - Both young and old, one with another, Ford; - He loves the gallimaufry. Ford, perpend. - FORD. Love my wife! - PISTOL. With liver burning hot. Prevent, or go thou, - Like Sir Actaeon he, with Ringwood at thy heels. - O, odious is the name! - FORD. What name, sir? - PISTOL. The horn, I say. Farewell. - Take heed, have open eye, for thieves do foot by night; - Take heed, ere summer comes, or cuckoo birds do sing. - Away, Sir Corporal Nym. - Believe it, Page; he speaks sense. Exit PISTOL - FORD. [Aside] I will be patient; I will find out this. - NYM. [To PAGE] And this is true; I like not the humour of - lying. He hath wronged me in some humours; I should - have borne the humour'd letter to her; but I have a sword, - and it shall bite upon my necessity. He loves your wife; - there's the short and the long. - My name is Corporal Nym; I speak, and I avouch; - 'Tis true. My name is Nym, and Falstaff loves your wife. - Adieu! I love not the humour of bread and cheese; and - there's the humour of it. Adieu. Exit Nym - PAGE. 'The humour of it,' quoth 'a! Here's a fellow frights - English out of his wits. - FORD. I will seek out Falstaff. - PAGE. I never heard such a drawling, affecting rogue. - FORD. If I do find it-well. - PAGE. I will not believe such a Cataian though the priest o' - th' town commended him for a true man. - FORD. 'Twas a good sensible fellow. Well. - - MISTRESS PAGE and MISTRESS FORD come forward - - PAGE. How now, Meg! - MRS. PAGE. Whither go you, George? Hark you. - MRS. FORD. How now, sweet Frank, why art thou melancholy? - FORD. I melancholy! I am not melancholy. Get you home; - go. - MRS. FORD. Faith, thou hast some crotchets in thy head now. - Will you go, Mistress Page? - - Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY - - MRS. PAGE. Have with you. You'll come to dinner, George? - [Aside to MRS. FORD] Look who comes yonder; she shall - be our messenger to this paltry knight. - MRS. FORD. [Aside to MRS. PAGE] Trust me, I thought on - her; she'll fit it. - MRS. PAGE. You are come to see my daughter Anne? - QUICKLY. Ay, forsooth; and, I pray, how does good Mistress Anne? - MRS. PAGE. Go in with us and see; we have an hour's talk - with you. Exeunt MISTRESS PAGE, MISTRESS FORD, and - MISTRESS QUICKLY - PAGE. How now, Master Ford! - FORD. You heard what this knave told me, did you not? - PAGE. Yes; and you heard what the other told me? - FORD. Do you think there is truth in them? - PAGE. Hang 'em, slaves! I do not think the knight would offer it; - but these that accuse him in his intent towards our - wives are a yoke of his discarded men; very rogues, now - they be out of service. - FORD. Were they his men? - PAGE. Marry, were they. - FORD. I like it never the better for that. Does he lie at the - Garter? - PAGE. Ay, marry, does he. If he should intend this voyage - toward my wife, I would turn her loose to him; and what - he gets more of her than sharp words, let it lie on my head. - FORD. I do not misdoubt my wife; but I would be loath to - turn them together. A man may be too confident. I would - have nothing lie on my head. I cannot be thus satisfied. - - Enter HOST - - PAGE. Look where my ranting host of the Garter comes. - There is either liquor in his pate or money in his purse - when he looks so merrily. How now, mine host! - HOST. How now, bully rook! Thou'rt a gentleman. [To - SHALLOW following] Cavaleiro Justice, I say. - - Enter SHALLOW - - SHALLOW. I follow, mine host, I follow. Good even and - twenty, good Master Page! Master Page, will you go with - us? We have sport in hand. - HOST. Tell him, Cavaleiro Justice; tell him, bully rook. - SHALLOW. Sir, there is a fray to be fought between Sir Hugh - the Welsh priest and Caius the French doctor. - FORD. Good mine host o' th' Garter, a word with you. - HOST. What say'st thou, my bully rook? [They go aside] - SHALLOW. [To PAGE] Will you go with us to behold it? My - merry host hath had the measuring of their weapons; and, - I think, hath appointed them contrary places; for, believe - me, I hear the parson is no jester. Hark, I will tell you - what our sport shall be. [They converse apart] - HOST. Hast thou no suit against my knight, my guest-cavaleiro. - FORD. None, I protest; but I'll give you a pottle of burnt - sack to give me recourse to him, and tell him my name is - Brook-only for a jest. - HOST. My hand, bully; thou shalt have egress and regress- - said I well?-and thy name shall be Brook. It is a merry - knight. Will you go, Mynheers? - SHALLOW. Have with you, mine host. - PAGE. I have heard the Frenchman hath good skill in his - rapier. - SHALLOW. Tut, sir, I could have told you more. In these - times you stand on distance, your passes, stoccadoes, and - I know not what. 'Tis the heart, Master Page; 'tis here, - 'tis here. I have seen the time with my long sword I would - have made you four tall fellows skip like rats. - HOST. Here, boys, here, here! Shall we wag? - PAGE. Have with you. I had rather hear them scold than - fight. Exeunt all but FORD - FORD. Though Page be a secure fool, and stands so firmly on - his wife's frailty, yet I cannot put off my opinion so - easily. She was in his company at Page's house, and what - they made there I know not. Well, I will look further into - 't, and I have a disguise to sound Falstaff. If I find her - honest, I lose not my labour; if she be otherwise, 'tis labour - well bestowed. Exit - - - - -SCENE 2. - -A room in the Garter Inn - -Enter FALSTAFF and PISTOL - - FALSTAFF. I will not lend thee a penny. - PISTOL. I will retort the sum in equipage. - FALSTAFF. Not a penny. - PISTOL. Why, then the world's mine oyster. Which I with - sword will open. - FALSTAFF. Not a penny. I have been content, sir, you should - lay my countenance to pawn. I have grated upon my good - friends for three reprieves for you and your coach-fellow, - Nym; or else you had look'd through the grate, like a - geminy of baboons. I am damn'd in hell for swearing to - gentlemen my friends you were good soldiers and tall fellows; - and when Mistress Bridget lost the handle of her fan, - I took 't upon mine honour thou hadst it not. - PISTOL. Didst not thou share? Hadst thou not fifteen pence? - FALSTAFF. Reason, you rogue, reason. Think'st thou I'll - endanger my soul gratis? At a word, hang no more about me, - I am no gibbet for you. Go-a short knife and a throng!- - to your manor of Pickt-hatch; go. You'll not bear a letter - for me, you rogue! You stand upon your honour! Why, - thou unconfinable baseness, it is as much as I can do to - keep the terms of my honour precise. I, I, I myself - sometimes, leaving the fear of God on the left hand, and hiding - mine honour in my necessity, am fain to shuffle, to hedge, - and to lurch; and yet you, rogue, will ensconce your rags, - your cat-a-mountain looks, your red-lattice phrases, and - your bold-beating oaths, under the shelter of your honour! - You will not do it, you! - PISTOL. I do relent; what would thou more of man? - - Enter ROBIN - - ROBIN. Sir, here's a woman would speak with you. - FALSTAFF. Let her approach. - - Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY - - QUICKLY. Give your worship good morrow. - FALSTAFF. Good morrow, good wife. - QUICKLY. Not so, an't please your worship. - FALSTAFF. Good maid, then. - QUICKLY. I'll be sworn; - As my mother was, the first hour I was born. - FALSTAFF. I do believe the swearer. What with me? - QUICKLY. Shall I vouchsafe your worship a word or two? - FALSTAFF. Two thousand, fair woman; and I'll vouchsafe - thee the hearing. - QUICKLY. There is one Mistress Ford, sir-I pray, come a little - nearer this ways. I myself dwell with Master Doctor - Caius. - FALSTAFF. Well, on: Mistress Ford, you say- - QUICKLY. Your worship says very true. I pray your worship - come a little nearer this ways. - FALSTAFF. I warrant thee nobody hears-mine own people, - mine own people. - QUICKLY. Are they so? God bless them, and make them his - servants! - FALSTAFF. Well; Mistress Ford, what of her? - QUICKLY. Why, sir, she's a good creature. Lord, Lord, your - worship's a wanton! Well, heaven forgive you, and all of - us, I pray. - FALSTAFF. Mistress Ford; come, Mistress Ford- - QUICKLY. Marry, this is the short and the long of it: you - have brought her into such a canaries as 'tis wonderful. - The best courtier of them all, when the court lay at Windsor, - could never have brought her to such a canary. Yet - there has been knights, and lords, and gentlemen, with - their coaches; I warrant you, coach after coach, letter after - letter, gift after gift; smelling so sweetly, all musk, and so - rushling, I warrant you, in silk and gold; and in such alligant - terms; and in such wine and sugar of the best and the - fairest, that would have won any woman's heart; and I - warrant you, they could never get an eye-wink of her. - I had myself twenty angels given me this morning; but I - defy all angels, in any such sort, as they say, but in the - way of honesty; and, I warrant you, they could never get - her so much as sip on a cup with the proudest of them all; - and yet there has been earls, nay, which is more, - pensioners; but, I warrant you, all is one with her. - FALSTAFF. But what says she to me? Be brief, my good she- - Mercury. - QUICKLY. Marry, she hath receiv'd your letter; for the - which she thanks you a thousand times; and she gives you - to notify that her husband will be absence from his house - between ten and eleven. - FALSTAFF. Ten and eleven? - QUICKLY. Ay, forsooth; and then you may come and see - the picture, she says, that you wot of. Master Ford, her - husband, will be from home. Alas, the sweet woman leads - an ill life with him! He's a very jealousy man; she leads a - very frampold life with him, good heart. - FALSTAFF. Ten and eleven. Woman, commend me to her; I - will not fail her. - QUICKLY. Why, you say well. But I have another messenger - to your worship. Mistress Page hath her hearty commendations - to you too; and let me tell you in your ear, she's as - fartuous a civil modest wife, and one, I tell you, that will - not miss you morning nor evening prayer, as any is in - Windsor, whoe'er be the other; and she bade me tell your - worship that her husband is seldom from home, but she - hopes there will come a time. I never knew a woman so - dote upon a man: surely I think you have charms, la! Yes, - in truth. - FALSTAFF. Not I, I assure thee; setting the attraction of my - good parts aside, I have no other charms. - QUICKLY. Blessing on your heart for 't! - FALSTAFF. But, I pray thee, tell me this: has Ford's wife and - Page's wife acquainted each other how they love me? - QUICKLY. That were a jest indeed! They have not so little - grace, I hope-that were a trick indeed! But Mistress Page - would desire you to send her your little page of all loves. - Her husband has a marvellous infection to the little page; - and truly Master Page is an honest man. Never a wife in - Windsor leads a better life than she does; do what she will, - say what she will, take all, pay all, go to bed when she - list, rise when she list, all is as she will; and truly she - deserves it; for if there be a kind woman in Windsor, she - is one. You must send her your page; no remedy. - FALSTAFF. Why, I will. - QUICKLY. Nay, but do so then; and, look you, he may come - and go between you both; and in any case have a - nay-word, that you may know one another's mind, and the boy - never need to understand any thing; for 'tis not good that - children should know any wickedness. Old folks, you - know, have discretion, as they say, and know the world. - FALSTAFF. Fare thee well; commend me to them both. - There's my purse; I am yet thy debtor. Boy, go along with - this woman. [Exeunt QUICKLY and ROBIN] This news - distracts me. - PISTOL. [Aside] This punk is one of Cupid's carriers; - Clap on more sails; pursue; up with your fights; - Give fire; she is my prize, or ocean whelm them all! Exit - FALSTAFF. Say'st thou so, old Jack; go thy ways; I'll make - more of thy old body than I have done. Will they yet look - after thee? Wilt thou, after the expense of so much money, - be now a gainer? Good body, I thank thee. Let them say - 'tis grossly done; so it be fairly done, no matter. - - Enter BARDOLPH - - BARDOLPH. Sir John, there's one Master Brook below would - fain speak with you, and be acquainted with you; and hath - sent your worship a moming's draught of sack. - FALSTAFF. Brook is his name? - BARDOLPH. Ay, sir. - FALSTAFF. Call him in. [Exit BARDOLPH] Such Brooks are - welcome to me, that o'erflows such liquor. Ah, ha! Mistress - Ford and Mistress Page, have I encompass'd you? Go to; - via! - - Re-enter BARDOLPH, with FORD disguised - - FORD. Bless you, sir! - FALSTAFF. And you, sir! Would you speak with me? - FORD. I make bold to press with so little preparation upon - you. - FALSTAFF. You're welcome. What's your will? Give us leave, - drawer. Exit BARDOLPH - FORD. Sir, I am a gentleman that have spent much; my name - is Brook. - FALSTAFF. Good Master Brook, I desire more acquaintance - of you. - FORD. Good Sir John, I sue for yours-not to charge you; for I - must let you understand I think myself in better plight for - a lender than you are; the which hath something - embold'ned me to this unseason'd intrusion; for they say, if - money go before, all ways do lie open. - FALSTAFF. Money is a good soldier, sir, and will on. - FORD. Troth, and I have a bag of money here troubles me; if - you will help to bear it, Sir John, take all, or half, for easing - me of the carriage. - FALSTAFF. Sir, I know not how I may deserve to be your - porter. - FORD. I will tell you, sir, if you will give me the hearing. - FALSTAFF. Speak, good Master Brook; I shall be glad to be - your servant. - FORD. Sir, I hear you are a scholar-I will be brief with you - -and you have been a man long known to me, though I - had never so good means as desire to make myself acquainted - with you. I shall discover a thing to you, wherein - I must very much lay open mine own imperfection; but, - good Sir John, as you have one eye upon my follies, as you - hear them unfolded, turn another into the register of your - own, that I may pass with a reproof the easier, sith you - yourself know how easy is it to be such an offender. - FALSTAFF. Very well, sir; proceed. - FORD. There is a gentlewoman in this town, her husband's - name is Ford. - FALSTAFF. Well, sir. - FORD. I have long lov'd her, and, I protest to you, bestowed - much on her; followed her with a doting observance; - engross'd opportunities to meet her; fee'd every slight occasion - that could but niggardly give me sight of her; not - only bought many presents to give her, but have given - largely to many to know what she would have given; - briefly, I have pursu'd her as love hath pursued me; which - hath been on the wing of all occasions. But whatsoever I - have merited, either in my mind or in my means, meed, I - am sure, I have received none, unless experience be a jewel; - that I have purchased at an infinite rate, and that hath - taught me to say this: - 'Love like a shadow flies when substance love pursues; - Pursuing that that flies, and flying what pursues.' - FALSTAFF. Have you receiv'd no promise of satisfaction at - her hands? - FORD. Never. - FALSTAFF. Have you importun'd her to such a purpose? - FORD. Never. - FALSTAFF. Of what quality was your love, then? - FORD. Like a fair house built on another man's ground; so - that I have lost my edifice by mistaking the place where - erected it. - FALSTAFF. To what purpose have you unfolded this to me? - FORD. When I have told you that, I have told you all. Some - say that though she appear honest to me, yet in other - places she enlargeth her mirth so far that there is shrewd - construction made of her. Now, Sir John, here is the heart - of my purpose: you are a gentleman of excellent - breeding, admirable discourse, of great admittance, authentic in - your place and person, generally allow'd for your many - war-like, courtlike, and learned preparations. - FALSTAFF. O, sir! - FORD. Believe it, for you know it. There is money; spend it, - spend it; spend more; spend all I have; only give me so - much of your time in exchange of it as to lay an amiable - siege to the honesty of this Ford's wife; use your art of - wooing, win her to consent to you; if any man may, you - may as soon as any. - FALSTAFF. Would it apply well to the vehemency of your - affection, that I should win what you would enjoy? - Methinks you prescribe to yourself very preposterously. - FORD. O, understand my drift. She dwells so securely on the - excellency of her honour that the folly of my soul dares - not present itself; she is too bright to be look'd against. - Now, could I come to her with any detection in my hand, - my desires had instance and argument to commend themselves; - I could drive her then from the ward of her purity, - her reputation, her marriage vow, and a thousand other her - defences, which now are too too strongly embattl'd against - me. What say you to't, Sir John? - FALSTAFF. Master Brook, I will first make bold with your - money; next, give me your hand; and last, as I am a gentleman, - you shall, if you will, enjoy Ford's wife. - FORD. O good sir! - FALSTAFF. I say you shall. - FORD. Want no money, Sir John; you shall want none. - FALSTAFF. Want no Mistress Ford, Master Brook; you shall - want none. I shall be with her, I may tell you, by her own - appointment; even as you came in to me her assistant, or - go-between, parted from me; I say I shall be with her between - ten and eleven; for at that time the jealous rascally - knave, her husband, will be forth. Come you to me at - night; you shall know how I speed. - FORD. I am blest in your acquaintance. Do you know Ford, - Sir? - FALSTAFF. Hang him, poor cuckoldly knave! I know him - not; yet I wrong him to call him poor; they say the - jealous wittolly knave hath masses of money; for the which - his wife seems to me well-favour'd. I will use her as the - key of the cuckoldly rogue's coffer; and there's my harvest-home. - FORD. I would you knew Ford, sir, that you might avoid him - if you saw him. - FALSTAFF. Hang him, mechanical salt-butter rogue! I will - stare him out of his wits; I will awe him with my cudgel; - it shall hang like a meteor o'er the cuckold's horns. Master - Brook, thou shalt know I will predominate over the - peasant, and thou shalt lie with his wife. Come to me soon at - night. Ford's a knave, and I will aggravate his style; thou, - Master Brook, shalt know him for knave and cuckold. - Come to me soon at night. Exit - FORD. What a damn'd Epicurean rascal is this! My heart is - ready to crack with impatience. Who says this is improvident - jealousy? My wife hath sent to him; the hour is fix'd; - the match is made. Would any man have thought this? See - the hell of having a false woman! My bed shall be abus'd, - my coffers ransack'd, my reputation gnawn at; and I shall - not only receive this villainous wrong, but stand under the - adoption of abominable terms, and by him that does me - this wrong. Terms! names! Amaimon sounds well; Lucifer, - well; Barbason, well; yet they are devils' additions, the names - of fiends. But cuckold! Wittol! Cuckold! the devil himself - hath not such a name. Page is an ass, a secure ass; he will trust - his wife; he will not be jealous; I will rather trust a Fleming - with my butter, Parson Hugh the Welshman with my - cheese, an Irishman with my aqua-vitae bottle, or a thief to - walk my ambling gelding, than my wife with herself. Then - she plots, then she ruminates, then she devises; and what - they think in their hearts they may effect, they will break - their hearts but they will effect. God be prais'd for my - jealousy! Eleven o'clock the hour. I will prevent this, detect - my wife, be reveng'd on Falstaff, and laugh at Page. - I will about it; better three hours too soon than a minute - too late. Fie, fie, fie! cuckold! cuckold! cuckold! Exit - - - - -SCENE 3. - -A field near Windsor - -Enter CAIUS and RUGBY - - CAIUS. Jack Rugby! - RUGBY. Sir? - CAIUS. Vat is de clock, Jack? - RUGBY. 'Tis past the hour, sir, that Sir Hugh promis'd to - meet. - CAIUS. By gar, he has save his soul dat he is no come; he has - pray his Pible well dat he is no come; by gar, Jack Rugby, - he is dead already, if he be come. - RUGBY. He is wise, sir; he knew your worship would kill - him if he came. - CAIUS. By gar, de herring is no dead so as I vill kill him. Take - your rapier, Jack; I vill tell you how I vill kill him. - RUGBY. Alas, sir, I cannot fence! - CAIUS. Villainy, take your rapier. - RUGBY. Forbear; here's company. - - Enter HOST, SHALLOW, SLENDER, and PAGE - - HOST. Bless thee, bully doctor! - SHALLOW. Save you, Master Doctor Caius! - PAGE. Now, good Master Doctor! - SLENDER. Give you good morrow, sir. - CAIUS. Vat be all you, one, two, tree, four, come for? - HOST. To see thee fight, to see thee foin, to see thee traverse; - to see thee here, to see thee there; to see thee pass thy - punto, thy stock, thy reverse, thy distance, thy montant. - Is he dead, my Ethiopian? Is he dead, my Francisco? Ha, - bully! What says my Aesculapius? my Galen? my heart - of elder? Ha! is he dead, bully stale? Is he dead? - CAIUS. By gar, he is de coward Jack priest of de world; he is - not show his face. - HOST. Thou art a Castalion-King-Urinal. Hector of Greece, - my boy! - CAIUS. I pray you, bear witness that me have stay six or - seven, two tree hours for him, and he is no come. - SHALLOW. He is the wiser man, Master Doctor: he is a curer - of souls, and you a curer of bodies; if you should fight, - you go against the hair of your professions. Is it not true, - Master Page? - PAGE. Master Shallow, you have yourself been a great fighter, - though now a man of peace. - SHALLOW. Bodykins, Master Page, though I now be old, and - of the peace, if I see a sword out, my finger itches to make - one. Though we are justices, and doctors, and churchmen, - Master Page, we have some salt of our youth in us; we are - the sons of women, Master Page. - PAGE. 'Tis true, Master Shallow. - SHALLOW. It will be found so, Master Page. Master Doctor - CAIUS, I come to fetch you home. I am sworn of the peace; - you have show'd yourself a wise physician, and Sir Hugh - hath shown himself a wise and patient churchman. You - must go with me, Master Doctor. - HOST. Pardon, Guest Justice. A word, Mounseur Mockwater. - CAIUS. Mock-vater! Vat is dat? - HOST. Mockwater, in our English tongue, is valour, bully. - CAIUS. By gar, then I have as much mockvater as de Englishman. - Scurvy jack-dog priest! By gar, me vill cut his ears. - HOST. He will clapper-claw thee tightly, bully. - CAIUS. Clapper-de-claw! Vat is dat? - HOST. That is, he will make thee amends. - CAIUS. By gar, me do look he shall clapper-de-claw me; for, - by gar, me vill have it. - HOST. And I will provoke him to't, or let him wag. - CAIUS. Me tank you for dat. - HOST. And, moreover, bully-but first: [Aside to the others] - Master Guest, and Master Page, and eke Cavaleiro Slender, - go you through the town to Frogmore. - PAGE. [Aside] Sir Hugh is there, is he? - HOST. [Aside] He is there. See what humour he is in; and - I will bring the doctor about by the fields. Will it do well? - SHALLOW. [Aside] We will do it. - PAGE, SHALLOW, and SLENDER. Adieu, good Master Doctor. - Exeunt PAGE, SHALLOW, and SLENDER - CAIUS. By gar, me vill kill de priest; for he speak for a jack- - an-ape to Anne Page. - HOST. Let him die. Sheathe thy impatience; throw cold water - on thy choler; go about the fields with me through Frogmore; - I will bring thee where Mistress Anne Page is, at a a - farm-house, a-feasting; and thou shalt woo her. Cried - game! Said I well? - CAIUS. By gar, me dank you vor dat; by gar, I love you; and - I shall procure-a you de good guest, de earl, de knight, de - lords, de gentlemen, my patients. - HOST. For the which I will be thy adversary toward Anne - Page. Said I well? - CAIUS. By gar, 'tis good; vell said. - HOST. Let us wag, then. - CAIUS. Come at my heels, Jack Rugby. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III SCENE 1. - -A field near Frogmore - -Enter SIR HUGH EVANS and SIMPLE - - EVANS. I pray you now, good Master Slender's serving-man, - and friend Simple by your name, which way have you - look'd for Master Caius, that calls himself Doctor of - Physic? - SIMPLE. Marry, sir, the pittie-ward, the park-ward; every - way; old Windsor way, and every way but the town way. - EVANS. I most fehemently desire you you will also look that - way. - SIMPLE. I will, Sir. Exit - EVANS. Pless my soul, how full of chollors I am, and trempling - of mind! I shall be glad if he have deceived me. How - melancholies I am! I will knog his urinals about his knave's - costard when I have goot opportunities for the ork. Pless - my soul! [Sings] - To shallow rivers, to whose falls - Melodious birds sings madrigals; - There will we make our peds of roses, - And a thousand fragrant posies. - To shallow- - Mercy on me! I have a great dispositions to cry. [Sings] - Melodious birds sing madrigals- - Whenas I sat in Pabylon- - And a thousand vagram posies. - To shallow, etc. - - Re-enter SIMPLE - - SIMPLE. Yonder he is, coming this way, Sir Hugh. - EVANS. He's welcome. [Sings] - To shallow rivers, to whose falls- - Heaven prosper the right! What weapons is he? - SIMPLE. No weapons, sir. There comes my master, Master - Shallow, and another gentleman, from Frogmore, over the - stile, this way. - EVANS. Pray you give me my gown; or else keep it in your - arms. [Takes out a book] - - Enter PAGE, SHALLOW, and SLENDER - - SHALLOW. How now, Master Parson! Good morrow, good - Sir Hugh. Keep a gamester from the dice, and a good student - from his book, and it is wonderful. - SLENDER. [Aside] Ah, sweet Anne Page! - PAGE. Save you, good Sir Hugh! - EVANS. Pless you from his mercy sake, all of you! - SHALLOW. What, the sword and the word! Do you study - them both, Master Parson? - PAGE. And youthful still, in your doublet and hose, this raw - rheumatic day! - EVANS. There is reasons and causes for it. - PAGE. We are come to you to do a good office, Master - Parson. - EVANS. Fery well; what is it? - PAGE. Yonder is a most reverend gentleman, who, belike having - received wrong by some person, is at most odds with - his own gravity and patience that ever you saw. - SHALLOW. I have lived fourscore years and upward; I never - heard a man of his place, gravity, and learning, so wide of - his own respect. - EVANS. What is he? - PAGE. I think you know him: Master Doctor Caius, the - renowned French physician. - EVANS. Got's will and his passion of my heart! I had as lief - you would tell me of a mess of porridge. - PAGE. Why? - EVANS. He has no more knowledge in Hibocrates and - Galen, and he is a knave besides-a cowardly knave as you - would desires to be acquainted withal. - PAGE. I warrant you, he's the man should fight with him. - SLENDER. [Aside] O sweet Anne Page! - SHALLOW. It appears so, by his weapons. Keep them asunder; - here comes Doctor Caius. - - Enter HOST, CAIUS, and RUGBY - - PAGE. Nay, good Master Parson, keep in your weapon. - SHALLOW. So do you, good Master Doctor. - HOST. Disarm them, and let them question; let them keep - their limbs whole and hack our English. - CAIUS. I pray you, let-a me speak a word with your ear. - Verefore will you not meet-a me? - EVANS. [Aside to CAIUS] Pray you use your patience; in - good time. - CAIUS. By gar, you are de coward, de Jack dog, John ape. - EVANS. [Aside to CAIUS] Pray you, let us not be - laughing-stocks to other men's humours; I desire you in - friendship, and I will one way or other make you amends. - [Aloud] I will knog your urinals about your knave's cogscomb - for missing your meetings and appointments. - CAIUS. Diable! Jack Rugby-mine Host de Jarteer-have I - not stay for him to kill him? Have I not, at de place I did - appoint? - EVANS. As I am a Christians soul, now, look you, this is the - place appointed. I'll be judgment by mine host of the - Garter. - HOST. Peace, I say, Gallia and Gaul, French and Welsh, - soul-curer and body-curer. - CAIUS. Ay, dat is very good! excellent! - HOST. Peace, I say. Hear mine host of the Garter. Am I - politic? am I subtle? am I a Machiavel? Shall I lose my - doctor? No; he gives me the potions and the motions. Shall I - lose my parson, my priest, my Sir Hugh? No; he gives me - the proverbs and the noverbs. Give me thy hand, terrestrial; - so. Give me thy hand, celestial; so. Boys of art, I have - deceiv'd you both; I have directed you to wrong places; - your hearts are mighty, your skins are whole, and let burnt - sack be the issue. Come, lay their swords to pawn. Follow - me, lads of peace; follow, follow, follow. - SHALLOW. Trust me, a mad host. Follow, gentlemen, follow. - SLENDER. [Aside] O sweet Anne Page! - Exeunt all but CAIUS and EVANS - CAIUS. Ha, do I perceive dat? Have you make-a de sot of us, - ha, ha? - EVANS. This is well; he has made us his vlouting-stog. I - desire you that we may be friends; and let us knog our prains - together to be revenge on this same scall, scurvy, cogging - companion, the host of the Garter. - CAIUS. By gar, with all my heart. He promise to bring me - where is Anne Page; by gar, he deceive me too. - EVANS. Well, I will smite his noddles. Pray you follow. - Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE 2. - -The street in Windsor - -Enter MISTRESS PAGE and ROBIN - - MRS. PAGE. Nay, keep your way, little gallant; you were - wont to be a follower, but now you are a leader. Whether - had you rather lead mine eyes, or eye your master's heels? - ROBIN. I had rather, forsooth, go before you like a man than - follow him like a dwarf. - MRS. PAGE. O, you are a flattering boy; now I see you'll be a - courtier. - - Enter FORD - - FORD. Well met, Mistress Page. Whither go you? - MRS. PAGE. Truly, sir, to see your wife. Is she at home? - FORD. Ay; and as idle as she may hang together, for want of - company. I think, if your husbands were dead, you two - would marry. - MRS. PAGE. Be sure of that-two other husbands. - FORD. Where had you this pretty weathercock? - MRS. PAGE. I cannot tell what the dickens his name is my - husband had him of. What do you call your knight's - name, sirrah? - ROBIN. Sir John Falstaff. - FORD. Sir John Falstaff! - MRS. PAGE. He, he; I can never hit on's name. There is such - a league between my good man and he! Is your wife at - home indeed? - FORD. Indeed she is. - MRS. PAGE. By your leave, sir. I am sick till I see her. - Exeunt MRS. PAGE and ROBIN - FORD. Has Page any brains? Hath he any eyes? Hath he any - thinking? Sure, they sleep; he hath no use of them. Why, - this boy will carry a letter twenty mile as easy as a cannon - will shoot pointblank twelve score. He pieces out his wife's - inclination; he gives her folly motion and advantage; and - now she's going to my wife, and Falstaff's boy with her. A - man may hear this show'r sing in the wind. And Falstaff's - boy with her! Good plots! They are laid; and our revolted - wives share damnation together. Well; I will take him, - then torture my wife, pluck the borrowed veil of modesty - from the so seeming Mistress Page, divulge Page himself - for a secure and wilful Actaeon; and to these violent proceedings - all my neighbours shall cry aim. [Clock strikes] - The clock gives me my cue, and my assurance bids me - search; there I shall find Falstaff. I shall be rather prais'd - for this than mock'd; for it is as positive as the earth is firm - that Falstaff is there. I will go. - - Enter PAGE, SHALLOW, SLENDER, HOST, SIR HUGH EVANS, - CAIUS, and RUGBY - - SHALLOW, PAGE, &C. Well met, Master Ford. - FORD. Trust me, a good knot; I have good cheer at home, - and I pray you all go with me. - SHALLOW. I must excuse myself, Master Ford. - SLENDER. And so must I, sir; we have appointed to dine with - Mistress Anne, and I would not break with her for more - money than I'll speak of. - SHALLOW. We have linger'd about a match between Anne - Page and my cousin Slender, and this day we shall have - our answer. - SLENDER. I hope I have your good will, father Page. - PAGE. You have, Master Slender; I stand wholly for you. But - my wife, Master Doctor, is for you altogether. - CAIUS. Ay, be-gar; and de maid is love-a me; my nursh-a - Quickly tell me so mush. - HOST. What say you to young Master Fenton? He capers, - he dances, he has eyes of youth, he writes verses, he speaks - holiday, he smells April and May; he will carry 't, he will - carry 't; 'tis in his buttons; he will carry 't. - PAGE. Not by my consent, I promise you. The gentleman is - of no having: he kept company with the wild Prince and - Poins; he is of too high a region, he knows too much. No, - he shall not knit a knot in his fortunes with the finger of - my substance; if he take her, let him take her simply; the - wealth I have waits on my consent, and my consent goes - not that way. - FORD. I beseech you, heartily, some of you go home with me - to dinner: besides your cheer, you shall have sport; I will - show you a monster. Master Doctor, you shall go; so shall - you, Master Page; and you, Sir Hugh. - SHALLOW. Well, fare you well; we shall have the freer - wooing at Master Page's. Exeunt SHALLOW and SLENDER - CAIUS. Go home, John Rugby; I come anon. Exit RUGBY - HOST. Farewell, my hearts; I will to my honest knight - Falstaff, and drink canary with him. Exit HOST - FORD. [Aside] I think I shall drink in pipe-wine first with - him. I'll make him dance. Will you go, gentles? - ALL. Have with you to see this monster. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE 3. - -FORD'S house - -Enter MISTRESS FORD and MISTRESS PAGE - - MRS. FORD. What, John! what, Robert! - MRS. PAGE. Quickly, quickly! Is the buck-basket- - MRS. FORD. I warrant. What, Robin, I say! - - Enter SERVANTS with a basket - - MRS. PAGE. Come, come, come. - MRS. FORD. Here, set it down. - MRS. PAGE. Give your men the charge; we must be brief. - MRS. FORD. Marry, as I told you before, John and Robert, be - ready here hard by in the brew-house; and when I suddenly - call you, come forth, and, without any pause or - staggering, take this basket on your shoulders. That done, - trudge with it in all haste, and carry it among the whitsters - in Datchet Mead, and there empty it in the muddy ditch - close by the Thames side. - Mrs. PAGE. You will do it? - MRS. FORD. I ha' told them over and over; they lack no - direction. Be gone, and come when you are call'd. - Exeunt SERVANTS - MRS. PAGE. Here comes little Robin. - - Enter ROBIN - - MRS. FORD. How now, my eyas-musket, what news with - you? - ROBIN. My Master Sir John is come in at your back-door, - Mistress Ford, and requests your company. - MRS. PAGE. You little Jack-a-Lent, have you been true to us? - ROBIN. Ay, I'll be sworn. My master knows not of your - being here, and hath threat'ned to put me into everlasting - liberty, if I tell you of it; for he swears he'll turn me away. - MRS. PAGE. Thou 'rt a good boy; this secrecy of thine shall - be a tailor to thee, and shall make thee a new doublet and - hose. I'll go hide me. - MRS. FORD. Do so. Go tell thy master I am alone. [Exit - ROBIN] Mistress Page, remember you your cue. - MRS. PAGE. I warrant thee; if I do not act it, hiss me. - Exit MRS. PAGE - MRS. FORD. Go to, then; we'll use this unwholesome - humidity, this gross wat'ry pumpion; we'll teach him to - know turtles from jays. - - Enter FALSTAFF - - FALSTAFF. Have I caught thee, my heavenly jewel? - Why, now let me die, for I have liv'd long enough; this is - the period of my ambition. O this blessed hour! - MRS. FORD. O sweet Sir John! - FALSTAFF. Mistress Ford, I cannot cog, I cannot prate, - Mistress Ford. Now shall I sin in my wish; I would thy - husband were dead; I'll speak it before the best lord, I - would make thee my lady. - MRS. FORD. I your lady, Sir John? Alas, I should be a pitiful - lady. - FALSTAFF. Let the court of France show me such another. I - see how thine eye would emulate the diamond; thou hast - the right arched beauty of the brow that becomes the - ship-tire, the tire-valiant, or any tire of Venetian admittance. - MRS. FORD. A plain kerchief, Sir John; my brows become - nothing else, nor that well neither. - FALSTAFF. By the Lord, thou art a tyrant to say so; thou - wouldst make an absolute courtier, and the firm fixture of - thy foot would give an excellent motion to thy gait in a - semi-circled farthingale. I see what thou wert, if Fortune - thy foe were, not Nature, thy friend. Come, thou canst not - hide it. - MRS. FORD. Believe me, there's no such thing in me. - FALSTAFF. What made me love thee? Let that persuade thee - there's something extra-ordinary in thee. Come, I cannot - cog, and say thou art this and that, like a many of these - lisping hawthorn-buds that come like women in men's - apparel, and smell like Bucklersbury in simple time; I - cannot; but I love thee, none but thee; and thou deserv'st it. - MRS. FORD. Do not betray me, sir; I fear you love Mistress - Page. - FALSTAFF. Thou mightst as well say I love to walk by the - Counter-gate, which is as hateful to me as the reek of a - lime-kiln. - MRS. FORD. Well, heaven knows how I love you; and you - shall one day find it. - FALSTAFF. Keep in that mind; I'll deserve it. - MRS. FORD. Nay, I must tell you, so you do; or else I could - not be in that mind. - ROBIN. [Within] Mistress Ford, Mistress Ford! here's - Mistress Page at the door, sweating and blowing and looking - wildly, and would needs speak with you presently. - FALSTAFF. She shall not see me; I will ensconce me behind - the arras. - MRS. FORD. Pray you, do so; she's a very tattling woman. - [FALSTAFF hides himself] - - Re-enter MISTRESS PAGE and ROBIN - - What's the matter? How now! - MRS. PAGE. O Mistress Ford, what have you done? You're - sham'd, y'are overthrown, y'are undone for ever. - MRS. FORD. What's the matter, good Mistress Page? - MRS. PAGE. O well-a-day, Mistress Ford, having an honest - man to your husband, to give him such cause of suspicion! - MRS. FORD. What cause of suspicion? - MRS. PAGE. What cause of suspicion? Out upon you, how - am I mistook in you! - MRS. FORD. Why, alas, what's the matter? - MRS. PAGE. Your husband's coming hither, woman, with all - the officers in Windsor, to search for a gentleman that he - says is here now in the house, by your consent, to take an - ill advantage of his absence. You are undone. - MRS. FORD. 'Tis not so, I hope. - MRS. PAGE. Pray heaven it be not so that you have such a - man here; but 'tis most certain your husband's coming, - with half Windsor at his heels, to search for such a one. I - come before to tell you. If you know yourself clear, why, - I am glad of it; but if you have a friend here, convey, - convey him out. Be not amaz'd; call all your senses to you; - defend your reputation, or bid farewell to your good life - for ever. - MRS. FORD. What shall I do? There is a gentleman, my dear - friend; and I fear not mine own shame as much as his peril. - I had rather than a thousand pound he were out of the - house. - MRS. PAGE. For shame, never stand 'you had rather' and 'you - had rather'! Your husband's here at hand; bethink you of - some conveyance; in the house you cannot hide him. O, - how have you deceiv'd me! Look, here is a basket; if he be - of any reasonable stature, he may creep in here; and throw - foul linen upon him, as if it were going to bucking, or-it is - whiting-time-send him by your two men to Datchet - Mead. - MRS. FORD. He's too big to go in there. What shall I do? - FALSTAFF. [Coming forward] Let me see 't, let me see 't. O, - let me see 't! I'll in, I'll in; follow your friend's counsel; - I'll in. - MRS. PAGE. What, Sir John Falstaff! [Aside to FALSTAFF] - Are these your letters, knight? - FALSTAFF. [Aside to MRS. PAGE] I love thee and none but - thee; help me away.-Let me creep in here; I'll never- - [Gets into the basket; they cover him with foul linen] - MRS. PAGE. Help to cover your master, boy. Call your men, - Mistress Ford. You dissembling knight! - MRS. FORD. What, John! Robert! John! Exit ROBIN - - Re-enter SERVANTS - - Go, take up these clothes here, quickly; where's the - cowl-staff? Look how you drumble. Carry them to the laundress - in Datchet Mead; quickly, come. - - Enter FORD, PAGE, CAIUS, and SIR HUGH EVANS - - FORD. Pray you come near. If I suspect without cause, why - then make sport at me, then let me be your jest; I deserve - it. How now, whither bear you this? - SERVANT. To the laundress, forsooth. - MRS. FORD. Why, what have you to do whither they bear it? - You were best meddle with buck-washing. - FORD. Buck? I would I could wash myself of the buck! - Buck, buck, buck! ay, buck! I warrant you, buck; and of - the season too, it shall appear. [Exeunt SERVANTS with - basket] Gentlemen, I have dream'd to-night; I'll tell you my - dream. Here, here, here be my keys; ascend my chambers, - search, seek, find out. I'll warrant we'll unkennel the fox. - Let me stop this way first. [Locking the door] So, now - uncape. - PAGE. Good Master Ford, be contented; you wrong yourself - too much. - FORD. True, Master Page. Up, gentlemen, you shall see sport - anon; follow me, gentlemen. Exit - EVANS. This is fery fantastical humours and jealousies. - CAIUS. By gar, 'tis no the fashion of France; it is not jealous - in France. - PAGE. Nay, follow him, gentlemen; see the issue of his - search. Exeunt EVANS, PAGE, and CAIUS - MRS. PAGE. Is there not a double excellency in this? - MRS. FORD. I know not which pleases me better, that my - husband is deceived, or Sir John. - MRS. PAGE. What a taking was he in when your husband - ask'd who was in the basket! - MRS. FORD. I am half afraid he will have need of washing; so - throwing him into the water will do him a benefit. - MRS. PAGE. Hang him, dishonest rascal! I would all of the - same strain were in the same distress. - MRS. FORD. I think my husband hath some special suspicion - of Falstaff's being here, for I never saw him so gross in his - jealousy till now. - MRS. PAGE. I Will lay a plot to try that, and we will yet have - more tricks with Falstaff. His dissolute disease will scarce - obey this medicine. - MRS. FORD. Shall we send that foolish carrion, Mistress - Quickly, to him, and excuse his throwing into the water, - and give him another hope, to betray him to another - punishment? - MRS. PAGE. We will do it; let him be sent for to-morrow - eight o'clock, to have amends. - - Re-enter FORD, PAGE, CAIUS, and SIR HUGH EVANS - - FORD. I cannot find him; may be the knave bragg'd of that - he could not compass. - MRS. PAGE. [Aside to MRS. FORD] Heard you that? - MRS. FORD. You use me well, Master Ford, do you? - FORD. Ay, I do so. - MRS. FORD. Heaven make you better than your thoughts! - FORD. Amen. - MRS. PAGE. You do yourself mighty wrong, Master Ford. - FORD. Ay, ay; I must bear it. - EVANS. If there be any pody in the house, and in the - chambers, and in the coffers, and in the presses, heaven forgive - my sins at the day of judgment! - CAIUS. Be gar, nor I too; there is no bodies. - PAGE. Fie, fie, Master Ford, are you not asham'd? What - spirit, what devil suggests this imagination? I would not ha' - your distemper in this kind for the wealth of Windsor - Castle. - FORD. 'Tis my fault, Master Page; I suffer for it. - EVANS. You suffer for a pad conscience. Your wife is as - honest a omans as I will desires among five thousand, and five - hundred too. - CAIUS. By gar, I see 'tis an honest woman. - FORD. Well, I promis'd you a dinner. Come, come, walk in - the Park. I pray you pardon me; I will hereafter make - known to you why I have done this. Come, wife, come, - Mistress Page; I pray you pardon me; pray heartly, - pardon me. - PAGE. Let's go in, gentlemen; but, trust me, we'll mock him. - I do invite you to-morrow morning to my house to breakfast; - after, we'll a-birding together; I have a fine hawk for - the bush. Shall it be so? - FORD. Any thing. - EVANS. If there is one, I shall make two in the company. - CAIUS. If there be one or two, I shall make-a the turd. - FORD. Pray you go, Master Page. - EVANS. I pray you now, remembrance to-morrow on the - lousy knave, mine host. - CAIUS. Dat is good; by gar, with all my heart. - EVANS. A lousy knave, to have his gibes and his mockeries! - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 4. - -Before PAGE'S house - -Enter FENTON and ANNE PAGE - - FENTON. I see I cannot get thy father's love; - Therefore no more turn me to him, sweet Nan. - ANNE. Alas, how then? - FENTON. Why, thou must be thyself. - He doth object I am too great of birth; - And that, my state being gall'd with my expense, - I seek to heal it only by his wealth. - Besides these, other bars he lays before me, - My riots past, my wild societies; - And tells me 'tis a thing impossible - I should love thee but as a property. - ANNE.. May be he tells you true. - FENTON. No, heaven so speed me in my time to come! - Albeit I will confess thy father's wealth - Was the first motive that I woo'd thee, Anne; - Yet, wooing thee, I found thee of more value - Than stamps in gold, or sums in sealed bags; - And 'tis the very riches of thyself - That now I aim at. - ANNE. Gentle Master Fenton, - Yet seek my father's love; still seek it, sir. - If opportunity and humblest suit - Cannot attain it, why then-hark you hither. - [They converse apart] - - Enter SHALLOW, SLENDER, and MISTRESS QUICKLY - - SHALLOW. Break their talk, Mistress Quickly; my kinsman - shall speak for himself. - SLENDER. I'll make a shaft or a bolt on 't; 'slid, 'tis but - venturing. - SHALLOW. Be not dismay'd. - SLENDER. No, she shall not dismay me. I care not for that, - but that I am afeard. - QUICKLY. Hark ye, Master Slender would speak a word - with you. - ANNE. I come to him. [Aside] This is my father's choice. - O, what a world of vile ill-favour'd faults - Looks handsome in three hundred pounds a year! - QUICKLY. And how does good Master Fenton? Pray you, a - word with you. - SHALLOW. She's coming; to her, coz. O boy, thou hadst a - father! - SLENDER. I had a father, Mistress Anne; my uncle can tell - you good jests of him. Pray you, uncle, tell Mistress Anne - the jest how my father stole two geese out of a pen, good - uncle. - SHALLOW. Mistress Anne, my cousin loves you. - SLENDER. Ay, that I do; as well as I love any woman in - Gloucestershire. - SHALLOW. He will maintain you like a gentlewoman. - SLENDER. Ay, that I will come cut and longtail, under the - degree of a squire. - SHALLOW. He will make you a hundred and fifty pounds - jointure. - ANNE. Good Master Shallow, let him woo for himself. - SHALLOW. Marry, I thank you for it; I thank you for that - good comfort. She calls you, coz; I'll leave you. - ANNE. Now, Master Slender- - SLENDER. Now, good Mistress Anne- - ANNE. What is your will? - SLENDER. My Will! 'Od's heartlings, that's a pretty jest - indeed! I ne'er made my will yet, I thank heaven; I am not - such a sickly creature, I give heaven praise. - ANNE. I mean, Master Slender, what would you with me? - SLENDER. Truly, for mine own part I would little or nothing - with you. Your father and my uncle hath made motions; - if it be my luck, so; if not, happy man be his dole! They - can tell you how things go better than I can. You may ask - your father; here he comes. - - Enter PAGE and MISTRESS PAGE - - PAGE. Now, Master Slender! Love him, daughter Anne- - Why, how now, what does Master Fenton here? - You wrong me, sir, thus still to haunt my house. - I told you, sir, my daughter is dispos'd of. - FENTON. Nay, Master Page, be not impatient. - MRS. PAGE. Good Master Fenton, come not to my child. - PAGE. She is no match for you. - FENTON. Sir, will you hear me? - PAGE. No, good Master Fenton. - Come, Master Shallow; come, son Slender; in. - Knowing my mind, you wrong me, Master Fenton. - Exeunt PAGE, SHALLOW, and SLENDER - QUICKLY. Speak to Mistress Page. - FENTON. Good Mistress Page, for that I love your daughter - In such a righteous fashion as I do, - Perforce, against all checks, rebukes, and manners, - I must advance the colours of my love, - And not retire. Let me have your good will. - ANNE. Good mother, do not marry me to yond fool. - MRS. PAGE. I mean it not; I seek you a better husband. - QUICKLY. That's my master, Master Doctor. - ANNE. Alas, I had rather be set quick i' th' earth. - And bowl'd to death with turnips. - MRS. PAGE. Come, trouble not yourself. Good Master - Fenton, - I will not be your friend, nor enemy; - My daughter will I question how she loves you, - And as I find her, so am I affected; - Till then, farewell, sir; she must needs go in; - Her father will be angry. - FENTON. Farewell, gentle mistress; farewell, Nan. - Exeunt MRS. PAGE and ANNE - QUICKLY. This is my doing now: 'Nay,' said I 'will you cast - away your child on a fool, and a physician? Look on - Master Fenton.' This is my doing. - FENTON. I thank thee; and I pray thee, once to-night - Give my sweet Nan this ring. There's for thy pains. - QUICKLY. Now Heaven send thee good fortune! [Exit - FENTON] A kind heart he hath; a woman would run through - fire and water for such a kind heart. But yet I would my - master had Mistress Anne; or I would Master Slender had - her; or, in sooth, I would Master Fenton had her; I will - do what I can for them all three, for so I have promis'd, - and I'll be as good as my word; but speciously for Master - Fenton. Well, I must of another errand to Sir John Falstaff - from my two mistresses. What a beast am I to slack it! - Exit - - - - -SCENE 5. - -The Garter Inn - -Enter FALSTAFF and BARDOLPH - - FALSTAFF. Bardolph, I say! - BARDOLPH. Here, sir. - FALSTAFF. Go fetch me a quart of sack; put a toast in 't. - Exit BARDOLPH - Have I liv'd to be carried in a basket, like a barrow of - butcher's offal, and to be thrown in the Thames? Well, if - I be serv'd such another trick, I'll have my brains ta'en out - and butter'd, and give them to a dog for a new-year's gift. - The rogues slighted me into the river with as little remorse - as they would have drown'd a blind bitch's puppies, fifteen - i' th' litter; and you may know by my size that I have - a kind of alacrity in sinking; if the bottom were as deep as - hell I should down. I had been drown'd but that the shore - was shelvy and shallow-a death that I abhor; for the water - swells a man; and what a thing should I have been when - had been swell'd! I should have been a mountain of - mummy. - - Re-enter BARDOLPH, with sack - - BARDOLPH. Here's Mistress Quickly, sir, to speak with you - FALSTAFF. Come, let me pour in some sack to the Thames - water; for my belly's as cold as if I had swallow'd - snowballs for pills to cool the reins. Call her in. - BARDOLPH. Come in, woman. - - Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY - - QUICKLY. By your leave; I cry you mercy. Give your - worship good morrow. - FALSTAFF. Take away these chalices. Go, brew me a pottle - of sack finely. - BARDOLPH. With eggs, sir? - FALSTAFF. Simple of itself; I'll no pullet-sperm in my - brewage. [Exit BARDOLPH] How now! - QUICKLY. Marry, sir, I come to your worship from Mistress - Ford. - FALSTAFF. Mistress Ford! I have had ford enough; I was - thrown into the ford; I have my belly full of ford. - QUICKLY. Alas the day, good heart, that was not her fault! - She does so take on with her men; they mistook their - erection. - FALSTAFF. So did I mine, to build upon a foolish woman's - promise. - QUICKLY. Well, she laments, sir, for it, that it would yearn - your heart to see it. Her husband goes this morning - a-birding; she desires you once more to come to her between - eight and nine; I must carry her word quickly. She'll make - you amends, I warrant you. - FALSTAFF. Well, I Will visit her. Tell her so; and bid her - think what a man is. Let her consider his frailty, and then - judge of my merit. - QUICKLY. I will tell her. - FALSTAFF. Do so. Between nine and ten, say'st thou? - QUICKLY. Eight and nine, sir. - FALSTAFF. Well, be gone; I will not miss her. - QUICKLY. Peace be with you, sir. Exit - FALSTAFF. I marvel I hear not of Master Brook; he sent me - word to stay within. I like his money well. O, here he - comes. - - Enter FORD disguised - - FORD. Bless you, sir! - FALSTAFF. Now, Master Brook, you come to know what - hath pass'd between me and Ford's wife? - FORD. That, indeed, Sir John, is my business. - FALSTAFF. Master Brook, I will not lie to you; I was at her - house the hour she appointed me. - FORD. And sped you, sir? - FALSTAFF. Very ill-favouredly, Master Brook. - FORD. How so, sir; did she change her determination? - FALSTAFF. No. Master Brook; but the peaking cornuto her - husband, Master Brook, dwelling in a continual 'larum of - jealousy, comes me in the instant of our, encounter, after - we had embrac'd, kiss'd, protested, and, as it were, spoke - the prologue of our comedy; and at his heels a rabble of his - companions, thither provoked and instigated by his - distemper, and, forsooth, to search his house for his wife's - love. - FORD. What, while you were there? - FALSTAFF. While I was there. - FORD. And did he search for you, and could not find you? - FALSTAFF. You shall hear. As good luck would have it, comes - in one Mistress Page, gives intelligence of Ford's approach; - and, in her invention and Ford's wife's distraction, they - convey'd me into a buck-basket. - FORD. A buck-basket! - FALSTAFF. By the Lord, a buck-basket! Ramm'd me in with - foul shirts and smocks, socks, foul stockings, greasy - napkins, that, Master Brook, there was the rankest compound - of villainous smell that ever offended nostril. - FORD. And how long lay you there? - FALSTAFF. Nay, you shall hear, Master Brook, what I have - suffer'd to bring this woman to evil for your good. Being - thus cramm'd in the basket, a couple of Ford's knaves, his - hinds, were call'd forth by their mistress to carry me in - the name of foul clothes to Datchet Lane; they took me on - their shoulders; met the jealous knave their master in the - door; who ask'd them once or twice what they had in their - basket. I quak'd for fear lest the lunatic knave would have - search'd it; but Fate, ordaining he should be a cuckold, - held his hand. Well, on went he for a search, and away - went I for foul clothes. But mark the sequel, Master - Brook-I suffered the pangs of three several deaths: first, - an intolerable fright to be detected with a jealous rotten - bell-wether; next, to be compass'd like a good bilbo in the - circumference of a peck, hilt to point, heel to head; and - then, to be stopp'd in, like a strong distillation, with - stinking clothes that fretted in their own grease. Think of that - -a man of my kidney. Think of that-that am as subject to - heat as butter; a man of continual dissolution and thaw. It - was a miracle to scape suffocation. And in the height of - this bath, when I was more than half-stew'd in grease, like - a Dutch dish, to be thrown into the Thames, and cool'd, - glowing hot, in that surge, like a horse-shoe; think of that - -hissing hot. Think of that, Master Brook. - FORD. In good sadness, sir, I am sorry that for my sake you - have suffer'd all this. My suit, then, is desperate; - you'll undertake her no more. - FALSTAFF. Master Brook, I will be thrown into Etna, as I - have been into Thames, ere I will leave her thus. Her - husband is this morning gone a-birding; I have received from - her another embassy of meeting; 'twixt eight and nine is - the hour, Master Brook. - FORD. 'Tis past eight already, sir. - FALSTAFF. Is it? I Will then address me to my appointment. - Come to me at your convenient leisure, and you shall - know how I speed; and the conclusion shall be crowned - with your enjoying her. Adieu. You shall have her, Master - Brook; Master Brook, you shall cuckold Ford. Exit - FORD. Hum! ha! Is this a vision? Is this a dream? Do I sleep? - Master Ford, awake; awake, Master Ford. There's a hole - made in your best coat, Master Ford. This 'tis to be - married; this 'tis to have linen and buck-baskets! Well, I will - proclaim myself what I am; I will now take the lecher; he - is at my house. He cannot scape me; 'tis impossible he - should; he cannot creep into a halfpenny purse nor into - a pepper box. But, lest the devil that guides him should aid - him, I will search impossible places. Though what I am I - cannot avoid, yet to be what I would not shall not make - me tame. If I have horns to make one mad, let the proverb - go with me-I'll be horn mad. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. - -Windsor. A street - -Enter MISTRESS PAGE, MISTRESS QUICKLY, and WILLIAM - - MRS. PAGE. Is he at Master Ford's already, think'st thou? - QUICKLY. Sure he is by this; or will be presently; but truly - he is very courageous mad about his throwing into the - water. Mistress Ford desires you to come suddenly. - MRS. PAGE. I'll be with her by and by; I'll but bring my - young man here to school. Look where his master comes; - 'tis a playing day, I see. - - Enter SIR HUGH EVANS - - How now, Sir Hugh, no school to-day? - EVANS. No; Master Slender is let the boys leave to play. - QUICKLY. Blessing of his heart! - MRS. PAGE. Sir Hugh, my husband says my son profits - nothing in the world at his book; I pray you ask him some - questions in his accidence. - EVANS. Come hither, William; hold up your head; come. - MRS. PAGE. Come on, sirrah; hold up your head; answer your - master; be not afraid. - EVANS. William, how many numbers is in nouns? - WILLIAM. Two. - QUICKLY. Truly, I thought there had been one number - more, because they say 'Od's nouns.' - EVANS. Peace your tattlings. What is 'fair,' William? - WILLIAM. Pulcher. - QUICKLY. Polecats! There are fairer things than polecats, - sure. - EVANS. You are a very simplicity oman; I pray you, peace. - What is 'lapis,' William? - WILLIAM. A stone. - EVANS. And what is 'a stone,' William? - WILLIAM. A pebble. - EVANS. No, it is 'lapis'; I pray you remember in your prain. - WILLIAM. Lapis. - EVANS. That is a good William. What is he, William, that - does lend articles? - WILLIAM. Articles are borrowed of the pronoun, and be - thus declined: Singulariter, nominativo; hic, haec, hoc. - EVANS. Nominativo, hig, hag, hog; pray you, mark: genitivo, - hujus. Well, what is your accusative case? - WILLIAM. Accusativo, hinc. - EVANS. I pray you, have your remembrance, child. - Accusativo, hung, hang, hog. - QUICKLY. 'Hang-hog' is Latin for bacon, I warrant you. - EVANS. Leave your prabbles, oman. What is the focative - case, William? - WILLIAM. O-vocativo, O. - EVANS. Remember, William: focative is caret. - QUICKLY. And that's a good root. - EVANS. Oman, forbear. - MRS. PAGE. Peace. - EVANS. What is your genitive case plural, William? - WILLIAM. Genitive case? - EVANS. Ay. - WILLIAM. Genitive: horum, harum, horum. - QUICKLY. Vengeance of Jenny's case; fie on her! Never - name her, child, if she be a whore. - EVANS. For shame, oman. - QUICKLY. YOU do ill to teach the child such words. He - teaches him to hick and to hack, which they'll do fast - enough of themselves; and to call 'horum'; fie upon you! - EVANS. Oman, art thou lunatics? Hast thou no understandings - for thy cases, and the numbers of the genders? Thou - art as foolish Christian creatures as I would desires. - MRS. PAGE. Prithee hold thy peace. - EVANS. Show me now, William, some declensions of your - pronouns. - WILLIAM. Forsooth, I have forgot. - EVANS. It is qui, quae, quod; if you forget your qui's, your - quae's, and your quod's, you must be preeches. Go your - ways and play; go. - MRS. PAGE. He is a better scholar than I thought he was. - EVANS. He is a good sprag memory. Farewell, Mistress Page. - MRS. PAGE. Adieu, good Sir Hugh. Exit SIR HUGH - Get you home, boy. Come, we stay too long. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 2. - -FORD'S house - -Enter FALSTAFF and MISTRESS FORD - - FALSTAFF. Mistress Ford, your sorrow hath eaten up my - sufferance. I see you are obsequious in your love, and I - profess requital to a hair's breadth; not only, Mistress Ford, in - the simple office of love, but in all the accoutrement, - complement, and ceremony of it. But are you sure of your - husband now? - MRS. FORD. He's a-birding, sweet Sir John. - MRS. PAGE. [Within] What hoa, gossip Ford, what hoa! - MRS. FORD. Step into th' chamber, Sir John. Exit FALSTAFF - - Enter MISTRESS PAGE - - MRS. PAGE. How now, sweetheart, who's at home besides - yourself? - MRS. FORD. Why, none but mine own people. - MRS. PAGE. Indeed? - MRS. FORD. No, certainly. [Aside to her] Speak louder. - MRS. PAGE. Truly, I am so glad you have nobody here. - MRS. FORD. Why? - MRS. PAGE. Why, woman, your husband is in his old lunes - again. He so takes on yonder with my husband; so rails - against all married mankind; so curses an Eve's daughters, - of what complexion soever; and so buffets himself on the - forehead, crying 'Peer-out, peer-out!' that any madness I - ever yet beheld seem'd but tameness, civility, and patience, - to this his distemper he is in now. I am glad the fat knight - is not here. - MRS. FORD. Why, does he talk of him? - MRS. PAGE. Of none but him; and swears he was carried out, - the last time he search'd for him, in a basket; protests to - my husband he is now here; and hath drawn him and the - rest of their company from their sport, to make another - experiment of his suspicion. But I am glad the knight is not - here; now he shall see his own foolery. - MRS. FORD. How near is he, Mistress Page? - MRS. PAGE. Hard by, at street end; he will be here anon. - MRS. FORD. I am undone: the knight is here. - MRS. PAGE. Why, then, you are utterly sham'd, and he's but - a dead man. What a woman are you! Away with him, - away with him; better shame than murder. - MRS. FORD. Which way should he go? How should I bestow - him? Shall I put him into the basket again? - - Re-enter FALSTAFF - - FALSTAFF. No, I'll come no more i' th' basket. May I not go - out ere he come? - MRS. PAGE. Alas, three of Master Ford's brothers watch the - door with pistols, that none shall issue out; otherwise you - might slip away ere he came. But what make you here? - FALSTAFF. What shall I do? I'll creep up into the chimney. - MRS. FORD. There they always use to discharge their - birding-pieces. - MRS. PAGE. Creep into the kiln-hole. - FALSTAFF. Where is it? - MRS. FORD. He will seek there, on my word. Neither press, - coffer, chest, trunk, well, vault, but he hath an abstract for - the remembrance of such places, and goes to them by his - note. There is no hiding you in the house. - FALSTAFF. I'll go out then. - MRS. PAGE. If you go out in your own semblance, you die, - Sir John. Unless you go out disguis'd. - MRS. FORD. How might we disguise him? - MRS. PAGE. Alas the day, I know not! There is no woman's - gown big enough for him; otherwise he might put on a - hat, a muffler, and a kerchief, and so escape. - FALSTAFF. Good hearts, devise something; any extremity - rather than a mischief. - MRS. FORD. My Maid's aunt, the fat woman of Brainford, has - a gown above. - MRS. PAGE. On my word, it will serve him; she's as big as he - is; and there's her thrumm'd hat, and her muffler too. Run - up, Sir John. - MRS. FORD. Go, go, sweet Sir John. Mistress Page and I will - look some linen for your head. - MRS. PAGE. Quick, quick; we'll come dress you straight. Put - on the gown the while. Exit FALSTAFF - MRS. FORD. I would my husband would meet him in this - shape; he cannot abide the old woman of Brainford; he - swears she's a witch, forbade her my house, and hath - threat'ned to beat her. - MRS. PAGE. Heaven guide him to thy husband's cudgel; and - the devil guide his cudgel afterwards! - MRS. FORD. But is my husband coming? - MRS. PAGE. Ay, in good sadness is he; and talks of the basket - too, howsoever he hath had intelligence. - MRS. FORD. We'll try that; for I'll appoint my men to carry - the basket again, to meet him at the door with it as they - did last time. - MRS. PAGE. Nay, but he'll be here presently; let's go dress - him like the witch of Brainford. - MRS. FORD. I'll first direct my men what they shall do with - the basket. Go up; I'll bring linen for him straight. Exit - MRS. PAGE. Hang him, dishonest varlet! we cannot misuse - him enough. - We'll leave a proof, by that which we will do, - Wives may be merry and yet honest too. - We do not act that often jest and laugh; - 'Tis old but true: Still swine eats all the draff. Exit - - Re-enter MISTRESS FORD, with two SERVANTS - - MRS. FORD. Go, sirs, take the basket again on your shoulders; - your master is hard at door; if he bid you set it down, obey - him; quickly, dispatch. Exit - FIRST SERVANT. Come, come, take it up. - SECOND SERVANT. Pray heaven it be not full of knight again. - FIRST SERVANT. I hope not; I had lief as bear so much lead. - - Enter FORD, PAGE, SHALLOW, CAIUS, and SIR HUGH EVANS - - FORD. Ay, but if it prove true, Master Page, have you any - way then to unfool me again? Set down the basket, villain! - Somebody call my wife. Youth in a basket! O you panderly - rascals, there's a knot, a ging, a pack, a conspiracy - against me. Now shall the devil be sham'd. What, wife, I - say! Come, come forth; behold what honest clothes you - send forth to bleaching. - PAGE. Why, this passes, Master Ford; you are not to go loose - any longer; you must be pinion'd. - EVANS. Why, this is lunatics. This is mad as a mad dog. - SHALLOW. Indeed, Master Ford, this is not well, indeed. - FORD. So say I too, sir. - - Re-enter MISTRESS FORD - - Come hither, Mistress Ford; Mistress Ford, the honest - woman, the modest wife, the virtuous creature, that hath - the jealous fool to her husband! I suspect without cause, - Mistress, do I? - MRS. FORD. Heaven be my witness, you do, if you suspect - me in any dishonesty. - FORD. Well said, brazen-face; hold it out. Come forth, sirrah. - [Pulling clothes out of the basket] - PAGE. This passes! - MRS. FORD. Are you not asham'd? Let the clothes alone. - FORD. I shall find you anon. - EVANS. 'Tis unreasonable. Will you take up your wife's - clothes? Come away. - FORD. Empty the basket, I say. - MRS. FORD. Why, man, why? - FORD. Master Page, as I am a man, there was one convey'd - out of my house yesterday in this basket. Why may not - he be there again? In my house I am sure he is; my - intelligence is true; my jealousy is reasonable. - Pluck me out all the linen. - MRS. FORD. If you find a man there, he shall die a flea's - death. - PAGE. Here's no man. - SHALLOW. By my fidelity, this is not well, Master Ford; this - wrongs you. - EVANS. Master Ford, you must pray, and not follow the - imaginations of your own heart; this is jealousies. - FORD. Well, he's not here I seek for. - PAGE. No, nor nowhere else but in your brain. - FORD. Help to search my house this one time. If I find not - what I seek, show no colour for my extremity; let me for - ever be your table sport; let them say of me 'As jealous as - Ford, that search'd a hollow walnut for his wife's leman.' - Satisfy me once more; once more search with me. - MRS. FORD. What, hoa, Mistress Page! Come you and the old - woman down; my husband will come into the chamber. - FORD. Old woman? what old woman's that? - MRS. FORD. Why, it is my maid's aunt of Brainford. - FORD. A witch, a quean, an old cozening quean! Have I not - forbid her my house? She comes of errands, does she? We - are simple men; we do not know what's brought to pass - under the profession of fortune-telling. She works by - charms, by spells, by th' figure, and such daub'ry as this - is, beyond our element. We know nothing. Come down, you - witch, you hag you; come down, I say. - MRS. FORD. Nay, good sweet husband! Good gentlemen, let - him not strike the old woman. - - Re-enter FALSTAFF in woman's clothes, and MISTRESS PAGE - - MRS. PAGE. Come, Mother Prat; come. give me your hand. - FORD. I'll prat her. [Beating him] Out of my door, you - witch, you hag, you. baggage, you polecat, you ronyon! - Out, out! I'll conjure you, I'll fortune-tell you. - Exit FALSTAFF - MRS. PAGE. Are you not asham'd? I think you have kill'd the - poor woman. - MRS. FORD. Nay, he will do it. 'Tis a goodly credit for you. - FORD. Hang her, witch! - EVANS. By yea and no, I think the oman is a witch indeed; I - like not when a oman has a great peard; I spy a great peard - under his muffler. - FORD. Will you follow, gentlemen? I beseech you follow; - see but the issue of my jealousy; if I cry out thus upon no - trail, never trust me when I open again. - PAGE. Let's obey his humour a little further. Come, - gentlemen. Exeunt all but MRS. FORD and MRS. PAGE - MRS. PAGE. Trust me, he beat him most pitifully. - MRS. FORD. Nay, by th' mass, that he did not; he beat him - most unpitifully methought. - MRS. PAGE. I'll have the cudgel hallow'd and hung o'er the - altar; it hath done meritorious service. - MRS. FORD. What think you? May we, with the warrant of - womanhood and the witness of a good conscience, pursue - him with any further revenge? - MRS. PAGE. The spirit of wantonness is sure scar'd out of - him; if the devil have him not in fee-simple, with fine and - recovery, he will never, I think, in the way of waste, - attempt us again. - MRS. FORD. Shall we tell our husbands how we have serv'd - him? - MRS. PAGE. Yes, by all means; if it be but to scrape the - figures out of your husband's brains. If they can find in their - hearts the poor unvirtuous fat knight shall be any further - afflicted, we two will still be the ministers. - MRS. FORD. I'll warrant they'll have him publicly sham'd; - and methinks there would be no period to the jest, should - he not be publicly sham'd. - MRS. PAGE. Come, to the forge with it then; shape it. I - would not have things cool. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 3. - -The Garter Inn - -Enter HOST and BARDOLPH - - BARDOLPH. Sir, the Germans desire to have three of your - horses; the Duke himself will be to-morrow at court, and - they are going to meet him. - HOST. What duke should that be comes so secretly? I hear - not of him in the court. Let me speak with the gentlemen; - they speak English? - BARDOLPH. Ay, sir; I'll call them to you. - HOST. They shall have my horses, but I'll make them pay; - I'll sauce them; they have had my house a week at - command; I have turn'd away my other guests. They must - come off; I'll sauce them. Come. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 4 - -FORD'S house - -Enter PAGE, FORD, MISTRESS PAGE, MISTRESS FORD, and SIR HUGH EVANS - - EVANS. 'Tis one of the best discretions of a oman as ever - did look upon. - PAGE. And did he send you both these letters at an instant? - MRS. PAGE. Within a quarter of an hour. - FORD. Pardon me, wife. Henceforth, do what thou wilt; - I rather will suspect the sun with cold - Than thee with wantonness. Now doth thy honour stand, - In him that was of late an heretic, - As firm as faith. - PAGE. 'Tis well, 'tis well; no more. - Be not as extreme in submission as in offence; - But let our plot go forward. Let our wives - Yet once again, to make us public sport, - Appoint a meeting with this old fat fellow, - Where we may take him and disgrace him for it. - FORD. There is no better way than that they spoke of. - PAGE. How? To send him word they'll meet him in the Park - at midnight? Fie, fie! he'll never come! - EVANS. You say he has been thrown in the rivers; and has - been grievously peaten as an old oman; methinks there - should be terrors in him, that he should not come; - methinks his flesh is punish'd; he shall have no desires. - PAGE. So think I too. - MRS. FORD. Devise but how you'll use him when he comes, - And let us two devise to bring him thither. - MRS. PAGE. There is an old tale goes that Heme the Hunter, - Sometime a keeper here in Windsor Forest, - Doth all the winter-time, at still midnight, - Walk round about an oak, with great ragg'd horns; - And there he blasts the tree, and takes the cattle, - And makes milch-kine yield blood, and shakes a chain - In a most hideous and dreadful manner. - You have heard of such a spirit, and well you know - The superstitious idle-headed eld - Receiv'd, and did deliver to our age, - This tale of Heme the Hunter for a truth. - PAGE. Why yet there want not many that do fear - In deep of night to walk by this Herne's oak. - But what of this? - MRS. FORD. Marry, this is our device- - That Falstaff at that oak shall meet with us, - Disguis'd, like Heme, with huge horns on his head. - PAGE. Well, let it not be doubted but he'll come, - And in this shape. When you have brought him thither, - What shall be done with him? What is your plot? - MRS. PAGE. That likewise have we thought upon, and - thus: - Nan Page my daughter, and my little son, - And three or four more of their growth, we'll dress - Like urchins, ouphes, and fairies, green and white, - With rounds of waxen tapers on their heads, - And rattles in their hands; upon a sudden, - As Falstaff, she, and I, are newly met, - Let them from forth a sawpit rush at once - With some diffused song; upon their sight - We two in great amazedness will fly. - Then let them all encircle him about, - And fairy-like, to pinch the unclean knight; - And ask him why, that hour of fairy revel, - In their so sacred paths he dares to tread - In shape profane. - MRS. FORD. And till he tell the truth, - Let the supposed fairies pinch him sound, - And burn him with their tapers. - MRS. PAGE. The truth being known, - We'll all present ourselves; dis-horn the spirit, - And mock him home to Windsor. - FORD. The children must - Be practis'd well to this or they'll nev'r do 't. - EVANS. I will teach the children their behaviours; and I will - be like a jack-an-apes also, to burn the knight with my - taber. - FORD. That will be excellent. I'll go buy them vizards. - MRS. PAGE. My Nan shall be the Queen of all the Fairies, - Finely attired in a robe of white. - PAGE. That silk will I go buy. [Aside] And in that time - Shall Master Slender steal my Nan away, - And marry her at Eton.-Go, send to Falstaff straight. - FORD. Nay, I'll to him again, in name of Brook; - He'll tell me all his purpose. Sure, he'll come. - MRS. PAGE. Fear not you that. Go get us properties - And tricking for our fairies. - EVANS. Let us about it. It is admirable pleasures, and fery - honest knaveries. Exeunt PAGE, FORD, and EVANS - MRS. PAGE. Go, Mistress Ford. - Send Quickly to Sir John to know his mind. - Exit MRS. FORD - I'll to the Doctor; he hath my good will, - And none but he, to marry with Nan Page. - That Slender, though well landed, is an idiot; - And he my husband best of all affects. - The Doctor is well money'd, and his friends - Potent at court; he, none but he, shall have her, - Though twenty thousand worthier come to crave her. Exit - - - - -SCENE 5. - -The Garter Inn - -Enter HOST and SIMPLE - - HOST. What wouldst thou have, boor? What, thick-skin? - Speak, breathe, discuss; brief, short, quick, snap. - SIMPLE. Marry, sir, I come to speak with Sir John Falstaff - from Master Slender. - HOST. There's his chamber, his house, his castle, his - standing-bed and truckle-bed; 'tis painted about with the - story of the Prodigal, fresh and new. Go, knock and can; he'll - speak like an Anthropophaginian unto thee. Knock, I say. - SIMPLE. There's an old woman, a fat woman, gone up into - his chamber; I'll be so bold as stay, sir, till she come down; - I come to speak with her, indeed. - HOST. Ha! a fat woman? The knight may be robb'd. I'll call. - Bully knight! Bully Sir John! Speak from thy lungs - military. Art thou there? It is thine host, thine Ephesian, calls. - FALSTAFF. [Above] How now, mine host? - HOST. Here's a Bohemian-Tartar tarries the coming down of - thy fat woman. Let her descend, bully, let her descend; - my chambers are honourible. Fie, privacy, fie! - - Enter FALSTAFF - - FALSTAFF. There was, mine host, an old fat woman even - now with, me; but she's gone. - SIMPLE. Pray you, sir, was't not the wise woman of - Brainford? - FALSTAFF. Ay, marry was it, mussel-shell. What would you - with her? - SIMPLE. My master, sir, my Master Slender, sent to her, - seeing her go thorough the streets, to know, sir, whether one - Nym, sir, that beguil'd him of a chain, had the chain or no. - FALSTAFF. I spake with the old woman about it. - SIMPLE. And what says she, I pray, sir? - FALSTAFF Marry, she says that the very same man that - beguil'd Master Slender of his chain cozen'd him of it. - SIMPLE. I would I could have spoken with the woman - herself; I had other things to have spoken with her too, - from him. - FALSTAFF. What are they? Let us know. - HOST. Ay, come; quick. - SIMPLE. I may not conceal them, sir. - FALSTAFF. Conceal them, or thou diest. - SIMPLE.. Why, sir, they were nothing but about Mistress - Anne Page: to know if it were my master's fortune to - have her or no. - FALSTAFF. 'Tis, 'tis his fortune. - SIMPLE. What sir? - FALSTAFF. To have her, or no. Go; say the woman told me - so. - SIMPLE. May I be bold to say so, sir? - FALSTAFF. Ay, sir, like who more bold? - SIMPLE., I thank your worship; I shall make my master glad - with these tidings. Exit SIMPLE - HOST. Thou art clerkly, thou art clerkly, Sir John. Was - there a wise woman with thee? - FALSTAFF. Ay, that there was, mine host; one that hath - taught me more wit than ever I learn'd before in my life; - and I paid nothing for it neither, but was paid for my - learning. - - Enter BARDOLPH - - BARDOLPH. Out, alas, sir, cozenage, mere cozenage! - HOST. Where be my horses? Speak well of them, varletto. - BARDOLPH. Run away with the cozeners; for so soon as I - came beyond Eton, they threw me off from behind one of - them, in a slough of mire; and set spurs and away, like - three German devils, three Doctor Faustuses. - HOST. They are gone but to meet the Duke, villain; do not - say they be fled. Germans are honest men. - - Enter SIR HUGH EVANS - - EVANS. Where is mine host? - HOST. What is the matter, sir? - EVANS. Have a care of your entertainments. There is a friend - of mine come to town tells me there is three - cozen-germans that has cozen'd all the hosts of Readins, - of Maidenhead, of Colebrook, of horses and money. I tell you for - good will, look you; you are wise, and full of gibes and - vlouting-stogs, and 'tis not convenient you should be - cozened. Fare you well. Exit - - Enter DOCTOR CAIUS - - CAIUS. Vere is mine host de Jarteer? - HOST. Here, Master Doctor, in perplexity and doubtful - dilemma. - CAIUS. I cannot tell vat is dat; but it is tell-a me dat you - make grand preparation for a Duke de Jamany. By my - trot, dere is no duke that the court is know to come; I - tell you for good will. Adieu. Exit - HOST. Hue and cry, villain, go! Assist me, knight; I am - undone. Fly, run, hue and cry, villain; I am undone. - Exeunt HOST and BARDOLPH - FALSTAFF. I would all the world might be cozen'd, for I have - been cozen'd and beaten too. If it should come to the car - of the court how I have been transformed, and how my - transformation hath been wash'd and cudgell'd, they - would melt me out of my fat, drop by drop, and liquor - fishermen's boots with me; I warrant they would whip me - with their fine wits till I were as crestfall'n as a dried pear. - I never prosper'd since I forswore myself at primero. Well, - if my wind were but long enough to say my prayers, - would repent. - - Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY - - Now! whence come you? - QUICKLY. From the two parties, forsooth. - FALSTAFF. The devil take one party and his dam the other! - And so they shall be both bestowed. I have suffer'd more - for their sakes, more than the villainous inconstancy of - man's disposition is able to bear. - QUICKLY. And have not they suffer'd? Yes, I warrant; - speciously one of them; Mistress Ford, good heart, is beaten - black and blue, that you cannot see a white spot about her. - FALSTAFF. What tell'st thou me of black and blue? I was - beaten myself into all the colours of the rainbow; and - was like to be apprehended for the witch of Brainford. But - that my admirable dexterity of wit, my counterfeiting the - action of an old woman, deliver'd me, the knave constable - had set me i' th' stocks, i' th' common stocks, for a witch. - QUICKLY. Sir, let me speak with you in your chamber; you - shall hear how things go, and, I warrant, to your content. - Here is a letter will say somewhat. Good hearts, what ado - here is to bring you together! Sure, one of you does not - serve heaven well, that you are so cross'd. - FALSTAFF. Come up into my chamber. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 6. - -The Garter Inn - -Enter FENTON and HOST - - HOST. Master Fenton, talk not to me; my mind is heavy; I - will give over all. - FENTON. Yet hear me speak. Assist me in my purpose, - And, as I am a gentleman, I'll give the - A hundred pound in gold more than your loss. - HOST. I will hear you, Master Fenton; and I will, at the least, - keep your counsel. - FENTON. From time to time I have acquainted you - With the dear love I bear to fair Anne Page; - Who, mutually, hath answer'd my affection, - So far forth as herself might be her chooser, - Even to my wish. I have a letter from her - Of such contents as you will wonder at; - The mirth whereof so larded with my matter - That neither, singly, can be manifested - Without the show of both. Fat Falstaff - Hath a great scene. The image of the jest - I'll show you here at large. Hark, good mine host: - To-night at Heme's oak, just 'twixt twelve and one, - Must my sweet Nan present the Fairy Queen- - The purpose why is here-in which disguise, - While other jests are something rank on foot, - Her father hath commanded her to slip - Away with Slender, and with him at Eton - Immediately to marry; she hath consented. - Now, sir, - Her mother, even strong against that match - And firm for Doctor Caius, hath appointed - That he shall likewise shuffle her away - While other sports are tasking of their minds, - And at the dean'ry, where a priest attends, - Straight marry her. To this her mother's plot - She seemingly obedient likewise hath - Made promise to the doctor. Now thus it rests: - Her father means she shall be all in white; - And in that habit, when Slender sees his time - To take her by the hand and bid her go, - She shall go with him; her mother hath intended - The better to denote her to the doctor- - For they must all be mask'd and vizarded- - That quaint in green she shall be loose enrob'd, - With ribands pendent, flaring 'bout her head; - And when the doctor spies his vantage ripe, - To pinch her by the hand, and, on that token, - The maid hath given consent to go with him. - HOST. Which means she to deceive, father or mother? - FENTON. Both, my good host, to go along with me. - And here it rests-that you'll procure the vicar - To stay for me at church, 'twixt twelve and one, - And in the lawful name of marrying, - To give our hearts united ceremony. - HOST. Well, husband your device; I'll to the vicar. - Bring you the maid, you shall not lack a priest. - FENTON. So shall I evermore be bound to thee; - Besides, I'll make a present recompense. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE 1. - -The Garter Inn - -Enter FALSTAFF and MISTRESS QUICKLY - - FALSTAFF. Prithee, no more prattling; go. I'll, hold. This is - the third time; I hope good luck lies in odd numbers. - Away, go; they say there is divinity in odd numbers, either - in nativity, chance, or death. Away. - QUICKLY. I'll provide you a chain, and I'll do what I can to - get you a pair of horns. - FALSTAFF. Away, I say; time wears; hold up your head, and - mince. Exit MRS. QUICKLY - - Enter FORD disguised - - How now, Master Brook. Master Brook, the matter will - be known tonight or never. Be you in the Park about - midnight, at Herne's oak, and you shall see wonders. - FORD. Went you not to her yesterday, sir, as you told me - you had appointed? - FALSTAFF. I went to her, Master Brook, as you see, like a - poor old man; but I came from her, Master Brook, like a - poor old woman. That same knave Ford, her husband, hath - the finest mad devil of jealousy in him, Master Brook, that - ever govern'd frenzy. I will tell you-he beat me grievously - in the shape of a woman; for in the shape of man, Master - Brook, I fear not Goliath with a weaver's beam; because - I know also life is a shuttle. I am in haste; go along with - me; I'll. tell you all, Master Brook. Since I pluck'd geese, - play'd truant, and whipp'd top, I knew not what 'twas to - be beaten till lately. Follow me. I'll tell you strange things - of this knave-Ford, on whom to-night I will be revenged, - and I will deliver his wife into your hand. Follow. Strange - things in hand, Master Brook! Follow. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 2. - -Windsor Park - -Enter PAGE, SHALLOW, and SLENDER - - PAGE. Come, come; we'll couch i' th' Castle ditch till we - see the light of our fairies. Remember, son Slender, my daughter. - SLENDER. Ay, forsooth; I have spoke with her, and we have - a nay-word how to know one another. I come to her in - white and cry 'mum'; she cries 'budget,' and by that we - know one another. - SHALLOW. That's good too; but what needs either your mum - or her budget? The white will decipher her well enough. - It hath struck ten o'clock. - PAGE. The night is dark; light and spirits will become it well. - Heaven prosper our sport! No man means evil but the - devil, and we shall know him by his horns. Let's away; - follow me. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 3. - -A street leading to the Park - -Enter MISTRESS PAGE, MISTRESS FORD, and DOCTOR CAIUS - - MRS. PAGE. Master Doctor, my daughter is in green; when - you see your time, take her by the hand, away with her to - the deanery, and dispatch it quickly. Go before into the - Park; we two must go together. - CAIUS. I know vat I have to do; adieu. - MRS. PAGE. Fare you well, sir. [Exit CAIUS] My husband - will not rejoice so much at the abuse of Falstaff as he will - chafe at the doctor's marrying my daughter; but 'tis no - matter; better a little chiding than a great deal of - heartbreak. - MRS. FORD. Where is Nan now, and her troop of fairies, and - the Welsh devil, Hugh? - MRS. PAGE. They are all couch'd in a pit hard by Heme's - oak, with obscur'd lights; which, at the very instant of - Falstaff's and our meeting, they will at once display to the - night. - MRS. FORD. That cannot choose but amaze him. - MRS. PAGE. If he be not amaz'd, he will be mock'd; if he be - amaz'd, he will every way be mock'd. - MRS. FORD. We'll betray him finely. - MRS. PAGE. Against such lewdsters and their lechery, - Those that betray them do no treachery. - MRS. FORD. The hour draws on. To the oak, to the oak! - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 4. - -Windsor Park - -Enter SIR HUGH EVANS like a satyr, with OTHERS as fairies - - EVANS. Trib, trib, fairies; come; and remember your parts. - Be pold, I pray you; follow me into the pit; and when I - give the watch-ords, do as I pid you. Come, come; trib, - trib. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 5. - -Another part of the Park - -Enter FALSTAFF disguised as HERNE - - FALSTAFF. The Windsor bell hath struck twelve; the minute - draws on. Now the hot-blooded gods assist me! - Remember, Jove, thou wast a bull for thy Europa; love set on thy - horns. O powerful love! that in some respects makes a - beast a man; in some other a man a beast. You were also, - Jupiter, a swan, for the love of Leda. O omnipotent love! - how near the god drew to the complexion of a goose! A - fault done first in the form of a beast-O Jove, a beastly - fault!-and then another fault in the semblance of a fowl- - think on't, Jove, a foul fault! When gods have hot backs - what shall poor men do? For me, I am here a Windsor - stag; and the fattest, I think, i' th' forest. Send me a cool - rut-time, Jove, or who can blame me to piss my tallow? - Who comes here? my doe? - - Enter MISTRESS FORD and MISTRESS PAGE - - MRS. FORD. Sir John! Art thou there, my deer, my male deer. - FALSTAFF. My doe with the black scut! Let the sky rain - potatoes; let it thunder to the tune of Greensleeves, hail - kissing-comfits, and snow eringoes; let there come a tempest - of provocation, I will shelter me here. [Embracing her] - MRS. FORD. Mistress Page is come with me, sweetheart. - FALSTAFF. Divide me like a brib'd buck, each a haunch; I - will keep my sides to myself, my shoulders for the fellow - of this walk, and my horns I bequeath your husbands. Am - I a woodman, ha? Speak I like Heme the Hunter? Why, - now is Cupid a child of conscience; he makes restitution. - As I am a true spirit, welcome! [A noise of horns] - MRS. PAGE. Alas, what noise? - MRS. FORD. Heaven forgive our sins! - FALSTAFF. What should this be? - MRS. FORD. } Away, away. - MRS. PAGE. } Away, away. [They run off] - FALSTAFF. I think the devil will not have me damn'd, lest the - oil that's in me should set hell on fire; he would never else - cross me thus. - - Enter SIR HUGH EVANS like a satyr, ANNE PAGE as - a fairy, and OTHERS as the Fairy Queen, fairies, and - Hobgoblin; all with tapers - - FAIRY QUEEN. Fairies, black, grey, green, and white, - You moonshine revellers, and shades of night, - You orphan heirs of fixed destiny, - Attend your office and your quality. - Crier Hobgoblin, make the fairy oyes. - PUCK. Elves, list your names; silence, you airy toys. - Cricket, to Windsor chimneys shalt thou leap; - Where fires thou find'st unrak'd, and hearths unswept, - There pinch the maids as blue as bilberry; - Our radiant Queen hates sluts and sluttery. - FALSTAFF. They are fairies; he that speaks to them shall die. - I'll wink and couch; no man their works must eye. - [Lies down upon his face] - EVANS. Where's Pede? Go you, and where you find a maid - That, ere she sleep, has thrice her prayers said, - Raise up the organs of her fantasy - Sleep she as sound as careless infancy; - But those as sleep and think not on their sins, - Pinch them, arms, legs, backs, shoulders, sides, and shins. - FAIRY QUEEN. About, about; - Search Windsor castle, elves, within and out; - Strew good luck, ouphes, on every sacred room, - That it may stand till the perpetual doom - In state as wholesome as in state 'tis fit, - Worthy the owner and the owner it. - The several chairs of order look you scour - With juice of balm and every precious flower; - Each fair instalment, coat, and sev'ral crest, - With loyal blazon, evermore be blest! - And nightly, meadow-fairies, look you sing, - Like to the Garter's compass, in a ring; - Th' expressure that it bears, green let it be, - More fertile-fresh than all the field to see; - And 'Honi soit qui mal y pense' write - In em'rald tufts, flow'rs purple, blue and white; - Like sapphire, pearl, and rich embroidery, - Buckled below fair knighthood's bending knee. - Fairies use flow'rs for their charactery. - Away, disperse; but till 'tis one o'clock, - Our dance of custom round about the oak - Of Herne the Hunter let us not forget. - EVANS. Pray you, lock hand in hand; yourselves in order set; - And twenty glow-worms shall our lanterns be, - To guide our measure round about the tree. - But, stay. I smell a man of middle earth. - FALSTAFF. Heavens defend me from that Welsh fairy, lest he - transform me to a piece of cheese! - PUCK. Vile worm, thou wast o'erlook'd even in thy birth. - FAIRY QUEEN. With trial-fire touch me his finger-end; - If he be chaste, the flame will back descend, - And turn him to no pain; but if he start, - It is the flesh of a corrupted heart. - PUCK. A trial, come. - EVANS. Come, will this wood take fire? - [They put the tapers to his fingers, and he starts] - FALSTAFF. Oh, oh, oh! - FAIRY QUEEN. Corrupt, corrupt, and tainted in desire! - About him, fairies; sing a scornful rhyme; - And, as you trip, still pinch him to your time. - THE SONG. - Fie on sinful fantasy! - Fie on lust and luxury! - Lust is but a bloody fire, - Kindled with unchaste desire, - Fed in heart, whose flames aspire, - As thoughts do blow them, higher and higher. - Pinch him, fairies, mutually; - Pinch him for his villainy; - Pinch him and burn him and turn him about, - Till candles and star-light and moonshine be out. - - During this song they pinch FALSTAFF. DOCTOR - CAIUS comes one way, and steals away a fairy in - green; SLENDER another way, and takes off a fairy in - white; and FENTON steals away ANNE PAGE. A noise - of hunting is heard within. All the fairies run away. - FALSTAFF pulls off his buck's head, and rises - - Enter PAGE, FORD, MISTRESS PAGE, MISTRESS FORD, and - SIR HUGH EVANS - - PAGE. Nay, do not fly; I think we have watch'd you now. - Will none but Heme the Hunter serve your turn? - MRS. PAGE. I pray you, come, hold up the jest no higher. - Now, good Sir John, how like you Windsor wives? - See you these, husband? Do not these fair yokes - Become the forest better than the town? - FORD. Now, sir, who's a cuckold now? Master Brook, - Falstaff's a knave, a cuckoldly knave; here are his horns, - Master Brook; and, Master Brook, he hath enjoyed nothing of - Ford's but his buck-basket, his cudgel, and twenty pounds - of money, which must be paid to Master Brook; his horses - are arrested for it, Master Brook. - MRS. FORD. Sir John, we have had ill luck; we could never - meet. I will never take you for my love again; but I will - always count you my deer. - FALSTAFF. I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass. - FORD. Ay, and an ox too; both the proofs are extant. - FALSTAFF. And these are not fairies? I was three or four - times in the thought they were not fairies; and yet the - guiltiness of my mind, the sudden surprise of my powers, - drove the grossness of the foppery into a receiv'd belief, - in despite of the teeth of all rhyme and reason, that they - were fairies. See now how wit may be made a Jack-a-Lent - when 'tis upon ill employment. - EVANS. Sir John Falstaff, serve Got, and leave your desires, - and fairies will not pinse you. - FORD. Well said, fairy Hugh. - EVANS. And leave you your jealousies too, I pray you. - FORD. I will never mistrust my wife again, till thou art able - to woo her in good English. - FALSTAFF. Have I laid my brain in the sun, and dried it, that - it wants matter to prevent so gross, o'er-reaching as this? - Am I ridden with a Welsh goat too? Shall I have a cox-comb - of frieze? 'Tis time I were chok'd with a piece of - toasted cheese. - EVANS. Seese is not good to give putter; your belly is all - putter. - FALSTAFF. 'Seese' and 'putter'! Have I liv'd to stand at the - taunt of one that makes fritters of English? This is enough - to be the decay of lust and late-walking through the realm. - MRS. PAGE. Why, Sir John, do you think, though we would - have thrust virtue out of our hearts by the head and - shoulders, and have given ourselves without scruple to hell, - that ever the devil could have made you our delight? - FORD. What, a hodge-pudding? a bag of flax? - MRS. PAGE. A puff'd man? - PAGE. Old, cold, wither'd, and of intolerable entrails? - FORD. And one that is as slanderous as Satan? - PAGE. And as poor as Job? - FORD. And as wicked as his wife? - EVANS. And given to fornications, and to taverns, and sack, - and wine, and metheglins, and to drinkings, and swearings, - and starings, pribbles and prabbles? - FALSTAFF. Well, I am your theme; you have the start of me; - I am dejected; I am not able to answer the Welsh flannel; - ignorance itself is a plummet o'er me; use me as you will. - FORD. Marry, sir, we'll bring you to Windsor, to one Master - Brook, that you have cozen'd of money, to whom you - should have been a pander. Over and above that you have - suffer'd, I think to repay that money will be a biting - affliction. - PAGE. Yet be cheerful, knight; thou shalt eat a posset - tonight at my house, where I will desire thee to laugh at my - wife, that now laughs at thee. Tell her Master Slender hath - married her daughter. - MRS. PAGE. [Aside] Doctors doubt that; if Anne Page be - my daughter, she is, by this, Doctor Caius' wife. - - Enter SLENDER - - SLENDER. Whoa, ho, ho, father Page! - PAGE. Son, how now! how now, son! Have you dispatch'd'? - SLENDER. Dispatch'd! I'll make the best in Gloucestershire - know on't; would I were hang'd, la, else! - PAGE. Of what, son? - SLENDER. I came yonder at Eton to marry Mistress Anne - Page, and she's a great lubberly boy. If it had not been i' - th' church, I would have swing'd him, or he should have - swing'd me. If I did not think it had been Anne Page, - would I might never stir!-and 'tis a postmaster's boy. - PAGE. Upon my life, then, you took the wrong. - SLENDER. What need you tell me that? I think so, when I - took a boy for a girl. If I had been married to him, for all - he was in woman's apparel, I would not have had him. - PAGE. Why, this is your own folly. Did not I tell you how - you should know my daughter by her garments? - SLENDER. I went to her in white and cried 'mum' and she - cried 'budget' as Anne and I had appointed; and yet it was - not Anne, but a postmaster's boy. - MRS. PAGE. Good George, be not angry. I knew of your - purpose; turn'd my daughter into green; and, indeed, she - is now with the Doctor at the dean'ry, and there married. - - Enter CAIUS - - CAIUS. Vere is Mistress Page? By gar, I am cozened; I ha' - married un garcon, a boy; un paysan, by gar, a boy; it is - not Anne Page; by gar, I am cozened. - MRS. PAGE. Why, did you take her in green? - CAIUS. Ay, be gar, and 'tis a boy; be gar, I'll raise all - Windsor. Exit CAIUS - FORD. This is strange. Who hath got the right Anne? - PAGE. My heart misgives me; here comes Master Fenton. - - Enter FENTON and ANNE PAGE - - How now, Master Fenton! - ANNE. Pardon, good father. Good my mother, pardon. - PAGE. Now, Mistress, how chance you went not with Master - Slender? - MRS. PAGE. Why went you not with Master Doctor, maid? - FENTON. You do amaze her. Hear the truth of it. - You would have married her most shamefully, - Where there was no proportion held in love. - The truth is, she and I, long since contracted, - Are now so sure that nothing can dissolve us. - Th' offence is holy that she hath committed; - And this deceit loses the name of craft, - Of disobedience, or unduteous title, - Since therein she doth evitate and shun - A thousand irreligious cursed hours, - Which forced marriage would have brought upon her. - FORD. Stand not amaz'd; here is no remedy. - In love, the heavens themselves do guide the state; - Money buys lands, and wives are sold by fate. - FALSTAFF. I am glad, though you have ta'en a special stand - to strike at me, that your arrow hath glanc'd. - PAGE. Well, what remedy? Fenton, heaven give thee joy! - What cannot be eschew'd must be embrac'd. - FALSTAFF. When night-dogs run, all sorts of deer are chas'd. - MRS. PAGE. Well, I will muse no further. Master Fenton, - Heaven give you many, many merry days! - Good husband, let us every one go home, - And laugh this sport o'er by a country fire; - Sir John and all. - FORD. Let it be so. Sir John, - To Master Brook you yet shall hold your word; - For he, to-night, shall lie with Mistress Ford. Exeunt - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1596 - -A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM - -by William Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - - THESEUS, Duke of Athens - EGEUS, father to Hermia - LYSANDER, in love with Hermia - DEMETRIUS, in love with Hermia - PHILOSTRATE, Master of the Revels to Theseus - QUINCE, a carpenter - SNUG, a joiner - BOTTOM, a weaver - FLUTE, a bellows-mender - SNOUT, a tinker - STARVELING, a tailor - - HIPPOLYTA, Queen of the Amazons, bethrothed to Theseus - HERMIA, daughter to Egeus, in love with Lysander - HELENA, in love with Demetrius - - OBERON, King of the Fairies - TITANIA, Queen of the Fairies - PUCK, or ROBIN GOODFELLOW - PEASEBLOSSOM, fairy - COBWEB, fairy - MOTH, fairy - MUSTARDSEED, fairy - - PROLOGUE, PYRAMUS, THISBY, WALL, MOONSHINE, LION are presented by: - QUINCE, BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, STARVELING, AND SNUG - - Other Fairies attending their King and Queen - Attendants on Theseus and Hippolyta - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -Athens and a wood near it - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -Athens. The palace of THESEUS - -Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRATE, and ATTENDANTS - - THESEUS. Now, fair Hippolyta, our nuptial hour - Draws on apace; four happy days bring in - Another moon; but, O, methinks, how slow - This old moon wanes! She lingers my desires, - Like to a step-dame or a dowager, - Long withering out a young man's revenue. - HIPPOLYTA. Four days will quickly steep themselves in night; - Four nights will quickly dream away the time; - And then the moon, like to a silver bow - New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night - Of our solemnities. - THESEUS. Go, Philostrate, - Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments; - Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth; - Turn melancholy forth to funerals; - The pale companion is not for our pomp. Exit PHILOSTRATE - Hippolyta, I woo'd thee with my sword, - And won thy love doing thee injuries; - But I will wed thee in another key, - With pomp, with triumph, and with revelling. - - Enter EGEUS, and his daughter HERMIA, LYSANDER, - and DEMETRIUS - - EGEUS. Happy be Theseus, our renowned Duke! - THESEUS. Thanks, good Egeus; what's the news with thee? - EGEUS. Full of vexation come I, with complaint - Against my child, my daughter Hermia. - Stand forth, Demetrius. My noble lord, - This man hath my consent to marry her. - Stand forth, Lysander. And, my gracious Duke, - This man hath bewitch'd the bosom of my child. - Thou, thou, Lysander, thou hast given her rhymes, - And interchang'd love-tokens with my child; - Thou hast by moonlight at her window sung, - With feigning voice, verses of feigning love, - And stol'n the impression of her fantasy - With bracelets of thy hair, rings, gawds, conceits, - Knacks, trifles, nosegays, sweetmeats- messengers - Of strong prevailment in unhardened youth; - With cunning hast thou filch'd my daughter's heart; - Turn'd her obedience, which is due to me, - To stubborn harshness. And, my gracious Duke, - Be it so she will not here before your Grace - Consent to marry with Demetrius, - I beg the ancient privilege of Athens: - As she is mine I may dispose of her; - Which shall be either to this gentleman - Or to her death, according to our law - Immediately provided in that case. - THESEUS. What say you, Hermia? Be advis'd, fair maid. - To you your father should be as a god; - One that compos'd your beauties; yea, and one - To whom you are but as a form in wax, - By him imprinted, and within his power - To leave the figure, or disfigure it. - Demetrius is a worthy gentleman. - HERMIA. So is Lysander. - THESEUS. In himself he is; - But, in this kind, wanting your father's voice, - The other must be held the worthier. - HERMIA. I would my father look'd but with my eyes. - THESEUS. Rather your eyes must with his judgment look. - HERMIA. I do entreat your Grace to pardon me. - I know not by what power I am made bold, - Nor how it may concern my modesty - In such a presence here to plead my thoughts; - But I beseech your Grace that I may know - The worst that may befall me in this case, - If I refuse to wed Demetrius. - THESEUS. Either to die the death, or to abjure - For ever the society of men. - Therefore, fair Hermia, question your desires, - Know of your youth, examine well your blood, - Whether, if you yield not to your father's choice, - You can endure the livery of a nun, - For aye to be shady cloister mew'd, - To live a barren sister all your life, - Chanting faint hymns to the cold fruitless moon. - Thrice-blessed they that master so their blood - To undergo such maiden pilgrimage; - But earthlier happy is the rose distill'd - Than that which withering on the virgin thorn - Grows, lives, and dies, in single blessedness. - HERMIA. So will I grow, so live, so die, my lord, - Ere I will yield my virgin patent up - Unto his lordship, whose unwished yoke - My soul consents not to give sovereignty. - THESEUS. Take time to pause; and by the next new moon- - The sealing-day betwixt my love and me - For everlasting bond of fellowship- - Upon that day either prepare to die - For disobedience to your father's will, - Or else to wed Demetrius, as he would, - Or on Diana's altar to protest - For aye austerity and single life. - DEMETRIUS. Relent, sweet Hermia; and, Lysander, yield - Thy crazed title to my certain right. - LYSANDER. You have her father's love, Demetrius; - Let me have Hermia's; do you marry him. - EGEUS. Scornful Lysander, true, he hath my love; - And what is mine my love shall render him; - And she is mine; and all my right of her - I do estate unto Demetrius. - LYSANDER. I am, my lord, as well deriv'd as he, - As well possess'd; my love is more than his; - My fortunes every way as fairly rank'd, - If not with vantage, as Demetrius'; - And, which is more than all these boasts can be, - I am belov'd of beauteous Hermia. - Why should not I then prosecute my right? - Demetrius, I'll avouch it to his head, - Made love to Nedar's daughter, Helena, - And won her soul; and she, sweet lady, dotes, - Devoutly dotes, dotes in idolatry, - Upon this spotted and inconstant man. - THESEUS. I must confess that I have heard so much, - And with Demetrius thought to have spoke thereof; - But, being over-full of self-affairs, - My mind did lose it. But, Demetrius, come; - And come, Egeus; you shall go with me; - I have some private schooling for you both. - For you, fair Hermia, look you arm yourself - To fit your fancies to your father's will, - Or else the law of Athens yields you up- - Which by no means we may extenuate- - To death, or to a vow of single life. - Come, my Hippolyta; what cheer, my love? - Demetrius, and Egeus, go along; - I must employ you in some business - Against our nuptial, and confer with you - Of something nearly that concerns yourselves. - EGEUS. With duty and desire we follow you. - Exeunt all but LYSANDER and HERMIA - LYSANDER. How now, my love! Why is your cheek so pale? - How chance the roses there do fade so fast? - HERMIA. Belike for want of rain, which I could well - Beteem them from the tempest of my eyes. - LYSANDER. Ay me! for aught that I could ever read, - Could ever hear by tale or history, - The course of true love never did run smooth; - But either it was different in blood- - HERMIA. O cross! too high to be enthrall'd to low. - LYSANDER. Or else misgraffed in respect of years- - HERMIA. O spite! too old to be engag'd to young. - LYSANDER. Or else it stood upon the choice of friends- - HERMIA. O hell! to choose love by another's eyes. - LYSANDER. Or, if there were a sympathy in choice, - War, death, or sickness, did lay siege to it, - Making it momentary as a sound, - Swift as a shadow, short as any dream, - Brief as the lightning in the collied night - That, in a spleen, unfolds both heaven and earth, - And ere a man hath power to say 'Behold!' - The jaws of darkness do devour it up; - So quick bright things come to confusion. - HERMIA. If then true lovers have ever cross'd, - It stands as an edict in destiny. - Then let us teach our trial patience, - Because it is a customary cross, - As due to love as thoughts and dreams and sighs, - Wishes and tears, poor Fancy's followers. - LYSANDER. A good persuasion; therefore, hear me, Hermia. - I have a widow aunt, a dowager - Of great revenue, and she hath no child- - From Athens is her house remote seven leagues- - And she respects me as her only son. - There, gentle Hermia, may I marry thee; - And to that place the sharp Athenian law - Cannot pursue us. If thou lovest me then, - Steal forth thy father's house to-morrow night; - And in the wood, a league without the town, - Where I did meet thee once with Helena - To do observance to a morn of May, - There will I stay for thee. - HERMIA. My good Lysander! - I swear to thee by Cupid's strongest bow, - By his best arrow, with the golden head, - By the simplicity of Venus' doves, - By that which knitteth souls and prospers loves, - And by that fire which burn'd the Carthage Queen, - When the false Troyan under sail was seen, - By all the vows that ever men have broke, - In number more than ever women spoke, - In that same place thou hast appointed me, - To-morrow truly will I meet with thee. - LYSANDER. Keep promise, love. Look, here comes Helena. - - Enter HELENA - - HERMIA. God speed fair Helena! Whither away? - HELENA. Call you me fair? That fair again unsay. - Demetrius loves your fair. O happy fair! - Your eyes are lode-stars and your tongue's sweet air - More tuneable than lark to shepherd's ear, - When wheat is green, when hawthorn buds appear. - Sickness is catching; O, were favour so, - Yours would I catch, fair Hermia, ere I go! - My ear should catch your voice, my eye your eye, - My tongue should catch your tongue's sweet melody. - Were the world mine, Demetrius being bated, - The rest I'd give to be to you translated. - O, teach me how you look, and with what art - You sway the motion of Demetrius' heart! - HERMIA. I frown upon him, yet he loves me still. - HELENA. O that your frowns would teach my smiles such skill! - HERMIA. I give him curses, yet he gives me love. - HELENA. O that my prayers could such affection move! - HERMIA. The more I hate, the more he follows me. - HELENA. The more I love, the more he hateth me. - HERMIA. His folly, Helena, is no fault of mine. - HELENA. None, but your beauty; would that fault were mine! - HERMIA. Take comfort: he no more shall see my face; - Lysander and myself will fly this place. - Before the time I did Lysander see, - Seem'd Athens as a paradise to me. - O, then, what graces in my love do dwell, - That he hath turn'd a heaven unto a hell! - LYSANDER. Helen, to you our minds we will unfold: - To-morrow night, when Phoebe doth behold - Her silver visage in the wat'ry glass, - Decking with liquid pearl the bladed grass, - A time that lovers' flights doth still conceal, - Through Athens' gates have we devis'd to steal. - HERMIA. And in the wood where often you and I - Upon faint primrose beds were wont to lie, - Emptying our bosoms of their counsel sweet, - There my Lysander and myself shall meet; - And thence from Athens turn away our eyes, - To seek new friends and stranger companies. - Farewell, sweet playfellow; pray thou for us, - And good luck grant thee thy Demetrius! - Keep word, Lysander; we must starve our sight - From lovers' food till morrow deep midnight. - LYSANDER. I will, my Hermia. [Exit HERMIA] Helena, adieu; - As you on him, Demetrius dote on you. Exit - HELENA. How happy some o'er other some can be! - Through Athens I am thought as fair as she. - But what of that? Demetrius thinks not so; - He will not know what all but he do know. - And as he errs, doting on Hermia's eyes, - So I, admiring of his qualities. - Things base and vile, holding no quantity, - Love can transpose to form and dignity. - Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; - And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind. - Nor hath Love's mind of any judgment taste; - Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste; - And therefore is Love said to be a child, - Because in choice he is so oft beguil'd. - As waggish boys in game themselves forswear, - So the boy Love is perjur'd everywhere; - For ere Demetrius look'd on Hermia's eyne, - He hail'd down oaths that he was only mine; - And when this hail some heat from Hermia felt, - So he dissolv'd, and show'rs of oaths did melt. - I will go tell him of fair Hermia's flight; - Then to the wood will he to-morrow night - Pursue her; and for this intelligence - If I have thanks, it is a dear expense. - But herein mean I to enrich my pain, - To have his sight thither and back again. Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -Athens. QUINCE'S house - -Enter QUINCE, SNUG, BOTTOM FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING - - QUINCE. Is all our company here? - BOTTOM. You were best to call them generally, man by man, according - to the scrip. - QUINCE. Here is the scroll of every man's name which is thought - fit, through all Athens, to play in our interlude before the Duke - and the Duchess on his wedding-day at night. - BOTTOM. First, good Peter Quince, say what the play treats on; then - read the names of the actors; and so grow to a point. - QUINCE. Marry, our play is 'The most Lamentable Comedy and most - Cruel Death of Pyramus and Thisby.' - BOTTOM. A very good piece of work, I assure you, and a merry. Now, - good Peter Quince, call forth your actors by the scroll. Masters, - spread yourselves. - QUINCE. Answer, as I call you. Nick Bottom, the weaver. - BOTTOM. Ready. Name what part I am for, and proceed. - QUINCE. You, Nick Bottom, are set down for Pyramus. - BOTTOM. What is Pyramus? A lover, or a tyrant? - QUINCE. A lover, that kills himself most gallant for love. - BOTTOM. That will ask some tears in the true performing of it. If I - do it, let the audience look to their eyes; I will move storms; I - will condole in some measure. To the rest- yet my chief humour is - for a tyrant. I could play Ercles rarely, or a part to tear a cat - in, to make all split. - - 'The raging rocks - And shivering shocks - Shall break the locks - Of prison gates; - - And Phibbus' car - Shall shine from far, - And make and mar - The foolish Fates.' - - This was lofty. Now name the rest of the players. This is - Ercles' vein, a tyrant's vein: a lover is more condoling. - QUINCE. Francis Flute, the bellows-mender. - FLUTE. Here, Peter Quince. - QUINCE. Flute, you must take Thisby on you. - FLUTE. What is Thisby? A wand'ring knight? - QUINCE. It is the lady that Pyramus must love. - FLUTE. Nay, faith, let not me play a woman; I have a beard coming. - QUINCE. That's all one; you shall play it in a mask, and you may - speak as small as you will. - BOTTOM. An I may hide my face, let me play Thisby too. - I'll speak in a monstrous little voice: 'Thisne, Thisne!' - [Then speaking small] 'Ah Pyramus, my lover dear! Thy - Thisby dear, and lady dear!' - QUINCE. No, no, you must play Pyramus; and, Flute, you Thisby. - BOTTOM. Well, proceed. - QUINCE. Robin Starveling, the tailor. - STARVELING. Here, Peter Quince. - QUINCE. Robin Starveling, you must play Thisby's mother. - Tom Snout, the tinker. - SNOUT. Here, Peter Quince. - QUINCE. You, Pyramus' father; myself, Thisby's father; Snug, the - joiner, you, the lion's part. And, I hope, here is a play fitted. - SNUG. Have you the lion's part written? Pray you, if it be, give it - me, for I am slow of study. - QUINCE. You may do it extempore, for it is nothing but roaring. - BOTTOM. Let me play the lion too. I will roar that I will do any - man's heart good to hear me; I will roar that I will make the - Duke say 'Let him roar again, let him roar again.' - QUINCE. An you should do it too terribly, you would fright the - Duchess and the ladies, that they would shriek; and that were - enough to hang us all. - ALL. That would hang us, every mother's son. - BOTTOM. I grant you, friends, if you should fright the ladies out - of their wits, they would have no more discretion but to hang us; - but I will aggravate my voice so, that I will roar you as gently - as any sucking dove; I will roar you an 'twere any nightingale. - QUINCE. You can play no part but Pyramus; for Pyramus is a - sweet-fac'd man; a proper man, as one shall see in a summer's - day; a most lovely gentleman-like man; therefore you must needs - play Pyramus. - BOTTOM. Well, I will undertake it. What beard were I best to play - it in? - QUINCE. Why, what you will. - BOTTOM. I will discharge it in either your straw-colour beard, your - orange-tawny beard, your purple-in-grain beard, or your - French-crown-colour beard, your perfect yellow. - QUINCE. Some of your French crowns have no hair at all, and then - you will play bare-fac'd. But, masters, here are your parts; and - I am to entreat you, request you, and desire you, to con them by - to-morrow night; and meet me in the palace wood, a mile without - the town, by moonlight; there will we rehearse; for if we meet in - the city, we shall be dogg'd with company, and our devices known. - In the meantime I will draw a bill of properties, such as our - play wants. I pray you, fail me not. - BOTTOM. We will meet; and there we may rehearse most obscenely and - courageously. Take pains; be perfect; adieu. - QUINCE. At the Duke's oak we meet. - BOTTOM. Enough; hold, or cut bow-strings. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE I. -A wood near Athens - -Enter a FAIRY at One door, and PUCK at another - - PUCK. How now, spirit! whither wander you? - FAIRY. Over hill, over dale, - Thorough bush, thorough brier, - Over park, over pale, - Thorough flood, thorough fire, - I do wander every where, - Swifter than the moon's sphere; - And I serve the Fairy Queen, - To dew her orbs upon the green. - The cowslips tall her pensioners be; - In their gold coats spots you see; - Those be rubies, fairy favours, - In those freckles live their savours. - - I must go seek some dewdrops here, - And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear. - Farewell, thou lob of spirits; I'll be gone. - Our Queen and all her elves come here anon. - PUCK. The King doth keep his revels here to-night; - Take heed the Queen come not within his sight; - For Oberon is passing fell and wrath, - Because that she as her attendant hath - A lovely boy, stolen from an Indian king. - She never had so sweet a changeling; - And jealous Oberon would have the child - Knight of his train, to trace the forests wild; - But she perforce withholds the loved boy, - Crowns him with flowers, and makes him all her joy. - And now they never meet in grove or green, - By fountain clear, or spangled starlight sheen, - But they do square, that all their elves for fear - Creep into acorn cups and hide them there. - FAIRY. Either I mistake your shape and making quite, - Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite - Call'd Robin Goodfellow. Are not you he - That frights the maidens of the villagery, - Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern, - And bootless make the breathless housewife churn, - And sometime make the drink to bear no barm, - Mislead night-wanderers, laughing at their harm? - Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck, - You do their work, and they shall have good luck. - Are not you he? - PUCK. Thou speakest aright: - I am that merry wanderer of the night. - I jest to Oberon, and make him smile - When I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile, - Neighing in likeness of a filly foal; - And sometime lurk I in a gossip's bowl - In very likeness of a roasted crab, - And, when she drinks, against her lips I bob, - And on her withered dewlap pour the ale. - The wisest aunt, telling the saddest tale, - Sometime for three-foot stool mistaketh me; - Then slip I from her bum, down topples she, - And 'tailor' cries, and falls into a cough; - And then the whole quire hold their hips and laugh, - And waxen in their mirth, and neeze, and swear - A merrier hour was never wasted there. - But room, fairy, here comes Oberon. - FAIRY. And here my mistress. Would that he were gone! - - Enter OBERON at one door, with his TRAIN, and TITANIA, - at another, with hers - - OBERON. Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania. - TITANIA. What, jealous Oberon! Fairies, skip hence; - I have forsworn his bed and company. - OBERON. Tarry, rash wanton; am not I thy lord? - TITANIA. Then I must be thy lady; but I know - When thou hast stolen away from fairy land, - And in the shape of Corin sat all day, - Playing on pipes of corn, and versing love - To amorous Phillida. Why art thou here, - Come from the farthest steep of India, - But that, forsooth, the bouncing Amazon, - Your buskin'd mistress and your warrior love, - To Theseus must be wedded, and you come - To give their bed joy and prosperity? - OBERON. How canst thou thus, for shame, Titania, - Glance at my credit with Hippolyta, - Knowing I know thy love to Theseus? - Didst not thou lead him through the glimmering night - From Perigouna, whom he ravished? - And make him with fair Aegles break his faith, - With Ariadne and Antiopa? - TITANIA. These are the forgeries of jealousy; - And never, since the middle summer's spring, - Met we on hill, in dale, forest, or mead, - By paved fountain, or by rushy brook, - Or in the beached margent of the sea, - To dance our ringlets to the whistling wind, - But with thy brawls thou hast disturb'd our sport. - Therefore the winds, piping to us in vain, - As in revenge, have suck'd up from the sea - Contagious fogs; which, falling in the land, - Hath every pelting river made so proud - That they have overborne their continents. - The ox hath therefore stretch'd his yoke in vain, - The ploughman lost his sweat, and the green corn - Hath rotted ere his youth attain'd a beard; - The fold stands empty in the drowned field, - And crows are fatted with the murrion flock; - The nine men's morris is fill'd up with mud, - And the quaint mazes in the wanton green, - For lack of tread, are undistinguishable. - The human mortals want their winter here; - No night is now with hymn or carol blest; - Therefore the moon, the governess of floods, - Pale in her anger, washes all the air, - That rheumatic diseases do abound. - And thorough this distemperature we see - The seasons alter: hoary-headed frosts - Fall in the fresh lap of the crimson rose; - And on old Hiems' thin and icy crown - An odorous chaplet of sweet summer buds - Is, as in mockery, set. The spring, the summer, - The childing autumn, angry winter, change - Their wonted liveries; and the mazed world, - By their increase, now knows not which is which. - And this same progeny of evils comes - From our debate, from our dissension; - We are their parents and original. - OBERON. Do you amend it, then; it lies in you. - Why should Titania cross her Oberon? - I do but beg a little changeling boy - To be my henchman. - TITANIA. Set your heart at rest; - The fairy land buys not the child of me. - His mother was a vot'ress of my order; - And, in the spiced Indian air, by night, - Full often hath she gossip'd by my side; - And sat with me on Neptune's yellow sands, - Marking th' embarked traders on the flood; - When we have laugh'd to see the sails conceive, - And grow big-bellied with the wanton wind; - Which she, with pretty and with swimming gait - Following- her womb then rich with my young squire- - Would imitate, and sail upon the land, - To fetch me trifles, and return again, - As from a voyage, rich with merchandise. - But she, being mortal, of that boy did die; - And for her sake do I rear up her boy; - And for her sake I will not part with him. - OBERON. How long within this wood intend you stay? - TITANIA. Perchance till after Theseus' wedding-day. - If you will patiently dance in our round, - And see our moonlight revels, go with us; - If not, shun me, and I will spare your haunts. - OBERON. Give me that boy and I will go with thee. - TITANIA. Not for thy fairy kingdom. Fairies, away. - We shall chide downright if I longer stay. - Exit TITANIA with her train - OBERON. Well, go thy way; thou shalt not from this grove - Till I torment thee for this injury. - My gentle Puck, come hither. Thou rememb'rest - Since once I sat upon a promontory, - And heard a mermaid on a dolphin's back - Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath - That the rude sea grew civil at her song, - And certain stars shot madly from their spheres - To hear the sea-maid's music. - PUCK. I remember. - OBERON. That very time I saw, but thou couldst not, - Flying between the cold moon and the earth - Cupid, all arm'd; a certain aim he took - At a fair vestal, throned by the west, - And loos'd his love-shaft smartly from his bow, - As it should pierce a hundred thousand hearts; - But I might see young Cupid's fiery shaft - Quench'd in the chaste beams of the wat'ry moon; - And the imperial vot'ress passed on, - In maiden meditation, fancy-free. - Yet mark'd I where the bolt of Cupid fell. - It fell upon a little western flower, - Before milk-white, now purple with love's wound, - And maidens call it Love-in-idleness. - Fetch me that flow'r, the herb I showed thee once. - The juice of it on sleeping eyelids laid - Will make or man or woman madly dote - Upon the next live creature that it sees. - Fetch me this herb, and be thou here again - Ere the leviathan can swim a league. - PUCK. I'll put a girdle round about the earth - In forty minutes. Exit PUCK - OBERON. Having once this juice, - I'll watch Titania when she is asleep, - And drop the liquor of it in her eyes; - The next thing then she waking looks upon, - Be it on lion, bear, or wolf, or bull, - On meddling monkey, or on busy ape, - She shall pursue it with the soul of love. - And ere I take this charm from off her sight, - As I can take it with another herb, - I'll make her render up her page to me. - But who comes here? I am invisible; - And I will overhear their conference. - - Enter DEMETRIUS, HELENA following him - - DEMETRIUS. I love thee not, therefore pursue me not. - Where is Lysander and fair Hermia? - The one I'll slay, the other slayeth me. - Thou told'st me they were stol'n unto this wood, - And here am I, and wood within this wood, - Because I cannot meet my Hermia. - Hence, get thee gone, and follow me no more. - HELENA. You draw me, you hard-hearted adamant; - But yet you draw not iron, for my heart - Is true as steel. Leave you your power to draw, - And I shall have no power to follow you. - DEMETRIUS. Do I entice you? Do I speak you fair? - Or, rather, do I not in plainest truth - Tell you I do not nor I cannot love you? - HELENA. And even for that do I love you the more. - I am your spaniel; and, Demetrius, - The more you beat me, I will fawn on you. - Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me, - Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave, - Unworthy as I am, to follow you. - What worser place can I beg in your love, - And yet a place of high respect with me, - Than to be used as you use your dog? - DEMETRIUS. Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit; - For I am sick when I do look on thee. - HELENA. And I am sick when I look not on you. - DEMETRIUS. You do impeach your modesty too much - To leave the city and commit yourself - Into the hands of one that loves you not; - To trust the opportunity of night, - And the ill counsel of a desert place, - With the rich worth of your virginity. - HELENA. Your virtue is my privilege for that: - It is not night when I do see your face, - Therefore I think I am not in the night; - Nor doth this wood lack worlds of company, - For you, in my respect, are all the world. - Then how can it be said I am alone - When all the world is here to look on me? - DEMETRIUS. I'll run from thee and hide me in the brakes, - And leave thee to the mercy of wild beasts. - HELENA. The wildest hath not such a heart as you. - Run when you will; the story shall be chang'd: - Apollo flies, and Daphne holds the chase; - The dove pursues the griffin; the mild hind - Makes speed to catch the tiger- bootless speed, - When cowardice pursues and valour flies. - DEMETRIUS. I will not stay thy questions; let me go; - Or, if thou follow me, do not believe - But I shall do thee mischief in the wood. - HELENA. Ay, in the temple, in the town, the field, - You do me mischief. Fie, Demetrius! - Your wrongs do set a scandal on my sex. - We cannot fight for love as men may do; - We should be woo'd, and were not made to woo. - Exit DEMETRIUS - I'll follow thee, and make a heaven of hell, - To die upon the hand I love so well. Exit HELENA - OBERON. Fare thee well, nymph; ere he do leave this grove, - Thou shalt fly him, and he shall seek thy love. - - Re-enter PUCK - - Hast thou the flower there? Welcome, wanderer. - PUCK. Ay, there it is. - OBERON. I pray thee give it me. - I know a bank where the wild thyme blows, - Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows, - Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine, - With sweet musk-roses, and with eglantine; - There sleeps Titania sometime of the night, - Lull'd in these flowers with dances and delight; - And there the snake throws her enamell'd skin, - Weed wide enough to wrap a fairy in; - And with the juice of this I'll streak her eyes, - And make her full of hateful fantasies. - Take thou some of it, and seek through this grove: - A sweet Athenian lady is in love - With a disdainful youth; anoint his eyes; - But do it when the next thing he espies - May be the lady. Thou shalt know the man - By the Athenian garments he hath on. - Effect it with some care, that he may prove - More fond on her than she upon her love. - And look thou meet me ere the first cock crow. - PUCK. Fear not, my lord; your servant shall do so. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Another part of the wood - -Enter TITANIA, with her train - - TITANIA. Come now, a roundel and a fairy song; - Then, for the third part of a minute, hence: - Some to kill cankers in the musk-rose buds; - Some war with rere-mice for their leathern wings, - To make my small elves coats; and some keep back - The clamorous owl that nightly hoots and wonders - At our quaint spirits. Sing me now asleep; - Then to your offices, and let me rest. - - The FAIRIES Sing - - FIRST FAIRY. You spotted snakes with double tongue, - Thorny hedgehogs, be not seen; - Newts and blind-worms, do no wrong, - Come not near our fairy Queen. - CHORUS. Philomel with melody - Sing in our sweet lullaby. - Lulla, lulla, lullaby; lulla, lulla, lullaby. - Never harm - Nor spell nor charm - Come our lovely lady nigh. - So good night, with lullaby. - SECOND FAIRY. Weaving spiders, come not here; - Hence, you long-legg'd spinners, hence. - Beetles black, approach not near; - Worm nor snail do no offence. - CHORUS. Philomel with melody, etc. [TITANIA Sleeps] - FIRST FAIRY. Hence away; now all is well. - One aloof stand sentinel. Exeunt FAIRIES - - Enter OBERON and squeezes the flower on TITANIA'S eyelids - - OBERON. What thou seest when thou dost wake, - Do it for thy true-love take; - Love and languish for his sake. - Be it ounce, or cat, or bear, - Pard, or boar with bristled hair, - In thy eye that shall appear - When thou wak'st, it is thy dear. - Wake when some vile thing is near. Exit - - Enter LYSANDER and HERMIA - - LYSANDER. Fair love, you faint with wand'ring in the wood; - And, to speak troth, I have forgot our way; - We'll rest us, Hermia, if you think it good, - And tarry for the comfort of the day. - HERMIA. Be it so, Lysander: find you out a bed, - For I upon this bank will rest my head. - LYSANDER. One turf shall serve as pillow for us both; - One heart, one bed, two bosoms, and one troth. - HERMIA. Nay, good Lysander; for my sake, my dear, - Lie further off yet; do not lie so near. - LYSANDER. O, take the sense, sweet, of my innocence! - Love takes the meaning in love's conference. - I mean that my heart unto yours is knit, - So that but one heart we can make of it; - Two bosoms interchained with an oath, - So then two bosoms and a single troth. - Then by your side no bed-room me deny, - For lying so, Hermia, I do not lie. - HERMIA. Lysander riddles very prettily. - Now much beshrew my manners and my pride, - If Hermia meant to say Lysander lied! - But, gentle friend, for love and courtesy - Lie further off, in human modesty; - Such separation as may well be said - Becomes a virtuous bachelor and a maid, - So far be distant; and good night, sweet friend. - Thy love ne'er alter till thy sweet life end! - LYSANDER. Amen, amen, to that fair prayer say I; - And then end life when I end loyalty! - Here is my bed; sleep give thee all his rest! - HERMIA. With half that wish the wisher's eyes be press'd! - [They sleep] - - Enter PUCK - - PUCK. Through the forest have I gone, - But Athenian found I none - On whose eyes I might approve - This flower's force in stirring love. - Night and silence- Who is here? - Weeds of Athens he doth wear: - This is he, my master said, - Despised the Athenian maid; - And here the maiden, sleeping sound, - On the dank and dirty ground. - Pretty soul! she durst not lie - Near this lack-love, this kill-courtesy. - Churl, upon thy eyes I throw - All the power this charm doth owe: - When thou wak'st let love forbid - Sleep his seat on thy eyelid. - So awake when I am gone; - For I must now to Oberon. Exit - - Enter DEMETRIUS and HELENA, running - - HELENA. Stay, though thou kill me, sweet Demetrius. - DEMETRIUS. I charge thee, hence, and do not haunt me thus. - HELENA. O, wilt thou darkling leave me? Do not so. - DEMETRIUS. Stay on thy peril; I alone will go. Exit - HELENA. O, I am out of breath in this fond chase! - The more my prayer, the lesser is my grace. - Happy is Hermia, wheresoe'er she lies, - For she hath blessed and attractive eyes. - How came her eyes so bright? Not with salt tears; - If so, my eyes are oft'ner wash'd than hers. - No, no, I am as ugly as a bear, - For beasts that meet me run away for fear; - Therefore no marvel though Demetrius - Do, as a monster, fly my presence thus. - What wicked and dissembling glass of mine - Made me compare with Hermia's sphery eyne? - But who is here? Lysander! on the ground! - Dead, or asleep? I see no blood, no wound. - Lysander, if you live, good sir, awake. - LYSANDER. [Waking] And run through fire I will for thy sweet sake. - Transparent Helena! Nature shows art, - That through thy bosom makes me see thy heart. - Where is Demetrius? O, how fit a word - Is that vile name to perish on my sword! - HELENA. Do not say so, Lysander; say not so. - What though he love your Hermia? Lord, what though? - Yet Hermia still loves you; then be content. - LYSANDER. Content with Hermia! No: I do repent - The tedious minutes I with her have spent. - Not Hermia but Helena I love: - Who will not change a raven for a dove? - The will of man is by his reason sway'd, - And reason says you are the worthier maid. - Things growing are not ripe until their season; - So I, being young, till now ripe not to reason; - And touching now the point of human skill, - Reason becomes the marshal to my will, - And leads me to your eyes, where I o'erlook - Love's stories, written in Love's richest book. - HELENA. Wherefore was I to this keen mockery born? - When at your hands did I deserve this scorn? - Is't not enough, is't not enough, young man, - That I did never, no, nor never can, - Deserve a sweet look from Demetrius' eye, - But you must flout my insufficiency? - Good troth, you do me wrong, good sooth, you do, - In such disdainful manner me to woo. - But fare you well; perforce I must confess - I thought you lord of more true gentleness. - O, that a lady of one man refus'd - Should of another therefore be abus'd! Exit - LYSANDER. She sees not Hermia. Hermia, sleep thou there; - And never mayst thou come Lysander near! - For, as a surfeit of the sweetest things - The deepest loathing to the stomach brings, - Or as the heresies that men do leave - Are hated most of those they did deceive, - So thou, my surfeit and my heresy, - Of all be hated, but the most of me! - And, all my powers, address your love and might - To honour Helen, and to be her knight! Exit - HERMIA. [Starting] Help me, Lysander, help me; do thy best - To pluck this crawling serpent from my breast. - Ay me, for pity! What a dream was here! - Lysander, look how I do quake with fear. - Methought a serpent eat my heart away, - And you sat smiling at his cruel prey. - Lysander! What, remov'd? Lysander! lord! - What, out of hearing gone? No sound, no word? - Alack, where are you? Speak, an if you hear; - Speak, of all loves! I swoon almost with fear. - No? Then I well perceive you are not nigh. - Either death or you I'll find immediately. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -The wood. TITANIA lying asleep - -Enter QUINCE, SNUG, BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING - - BOTTOM. Are we all met? - QUINCE. Pat, pat; and here's a marvellous convenient place for our - rehearsal. This green plot shall be our stage, this hawthorn - brake our tiring-house; and we will do it in action, as we will - do it before the Duke. - BOTTOM. Peter Quince! - QUINCE. What sayest thou, bully Bottom? - BOTTOM. There are things in this comedy of Pyramus and Thisby that - will never please. First, Pyramus must draw a sword to kill - himself; which the ladies cannot abide. How answer you that? - SNOUT. By'r lakin, a parlous fear. - STARVELING. I believe we must leave the killing out, when all is - done. - BOTTOM. Not a whit; I have a device to make all well. Write me a - prologue; and let the prologue seem to say we will do no harm - with our swords, and that Pyramus is not kill'd indeed; and for - the more better assurance, tell them that I Pyramus am not - Pyramus but Bottom the weaver. This will put them out of fear. - QUINCE. Well, we will have such a prologue; and it shall be written - in eight and six. - BOTTOM. No, make it two more; let it be written in eight and eight. - SNOUT. Will not the ladies be afeard of the lion? - STARVELING. I fear it, I promise you. - BOTTOM. Masters, you ought to consider with yourself to bring in- - God shield us!- a lion among ladies is a most dreadful thing; for - there is not a more fearful wild-fowl than your lion living; and - we ought to look to't. - SNOUT. Therefore another prologue must tell he is not a lion. - BOTTOM. Nay, you must name his name, and half his face must be seen - through the lion's neck; and he himself must speak through, - saying thus, or to the same defect: 'Ladies,' or 'Fair ladies, I - would wish you' or 'I would request you' or 'I would entreat you - not to fear, not to tremble. My life for yours! If you think I - come hither as a lion, it were pity of my life. No, I am no such - thing; I am a man as other men are.' And there, indeed, let him - name his name, and tell them plainly he is Snug the joiner. - QUINCE. Well, it shall be so. But there is two hard things- that - is, to bring the moonlight into a chamber; for, you know, Pyramus - and Thisby meet by moonlight. - SNOUT. Doth the moon shine that night we play our play? - BOTTOM. A calendar, a calendar! Look in the almanack; find out - moonshine, find out moonshine. - QUINCE. Yes, it doth shine that night. - BOTTOM. Why, then may you leave a casement of the great chamber - window, where we play, open; and the moon may shine in at the - casement. - QUINCE. Ay; or else one must come in with a bush of thorns and a - lantern, and say he comes to disfigure or to present the person - of Moonshine. Then there is another thing: we must have a wall in - the great chamber; for Pyramus and Thisby, says the story, did - talk through the chink of a wall. - SNOUT. You can never bring in a wall. What say you, Bottom? - BOTTOM. Some man or other must present Wall; and let him have some - plaster, or some loam, or some rough-cast about him, to signify - wall; and let him hold his fingers thus, and through that cranny - shall Pyramus and Thisby whisper. - QUINCE. If that may be, then all is well. Come, sit down, every - mother's son, and rehearse your parts. Pyramus, you begin; when - you have spoken your speech, enter into that brake; and so every - one according to his cue. - - Enter PUCK behind - - PUCK. What hempen homespuns have we swagg'ring here, - So near the cradle of the Fairy Queen? - What, a play toward! I'll be an auditor; - An actor too perhaps, if I see cause. - QUINCE. Speak, Pyramus. Thisby, stand forth. - BOTTOM. Thisby, the flowers of odious savours sweet- - QUINCE. 'Odious'- odorous! - BOTTOM. -odours savours sweet; - So hath thy breath, my dearest Thisby dear. - But hark, a voice! Stay thou but here awhile, - And by and by I will to thee appear. Exit - PUCK. A stranger Pyramus than e'er played here! Exit - FLUTE. Must I speak now? - QUINCE. Ay, marry, must you; for you must understand he goes but to - see a noise that he heard, and is to come again. - FLUTE. Most radiant Pyramus, most lily-white of hue, - Of colour like the red rose on triumphant brier, - Most brisky juvenal, and eke most lovely Jew, - As true as truest horse, that would never tire, - I'll meet thee, Pyramus, at Ninny's tomb. - QUINCE. 'Ninus' tomb,' man! Why, you must not speak that yet; that - you answer to Pyramus. You speak all your part at once, cues, and - all. Pyramus enter: your cue is past; it is 'never tire.' - FLUTE. O- As true as truest horse, that y et would never tire. - - Re-enter PUCK, and BOTTOM with an ass's head - - BOTTOM. If I were fair, Thisby, I were only thine. - QUINCE. O monstrous! O strange! We are haunted. Pray, masters! fly, - masters! Help! - Exeunt all but BOTTOM and PUCK - PUCK. I'll follow you; I'll lead you about a round, - Through bog, through bush, through brake, through brier; - Sometime a horse I'll be, sometime a hound, - A hog, a headless bear, sometime a fire; - And neigh, and bark, and grunt, and roar, and burn, - Like horse, hound, hog, bear, fire, at every turn. -Exit - BOTTOM. Why do they run away? This is a knavery of them to make me - afeard. - - Re-enter SNOUT - - SNOUT. O Bottom, thou art chang'd! What do I see on thee? - BOTTOM. What do you see? You see an ass-head of your own, do you? - Exit SNOUT - - Re-enter QUINCE - - QUINCE. Bless thee, Bottom, bless thee! Thou art translated. - Exit - BOTTOM. I see their knavery: this is to make an ass of me; to - fright me, if they could. But I will not stir from this place, do - what they can; I will walk up and down here, and will sing, that - they shall hear I am not afraid. [Sings] - - The ousel cock, so black of hue, - With orange-tawny bill, - The throstle with his note so true, - The wren with little quill. - - TITANIA. What angel wakes me from my flow'ry bed? - BOTTOM. [Sings] - The finch, the sparrow, and the lark, - The plain-song cuckoo grey, - Whose note full many a man doth mark, - And dares not answer nay- - for, indeed, who would set his wit to so foolish a bird? - Who would give a bird the he, though he cry 'cuckoo' never so? - TITANIA. I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again. - Mine ear is much enamoured of thy note; - So is mine eye enthralled to thy shape; - And thy fair virtue's force perforce doth move me, - On the first view, to say, to swear, I love thee. - BOTTOM. Methinks, mistress, you should have little reason for that. - And yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep little company - together now-a-days. The more the pity that some honest - neighbours will not make them friends. Nay, I can gleek upon - occasion. - TITANIA. Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful. - BOTTOM. Not so, neither; but if I had wit enough to get out of this - wood, I have enough to serve mine own turn. - TITANIA. Out of this wood do not desire to go; - Thou shalt remain here whether thou wilt or no. - I am a spirit of no common rate; - The summer still doth tend upon my state; - And I do love thee; therefore, go with me. - I'll give thee fairies to attend on thee; - And they shall fetch thee jewels from the deep, - And sing, while thou on pressed flowers dost sleep; - And I will purge thy mortal grossness so - That thou shalt like an airy spirit go. - Peaseblossom! Cobweb! Moth! and Mustardseed! - - Enter PEASEBLOSSOM, COBWEB, MOTH, and MUSTARDSEED - - PEASEBLOSSOM. Ready. - COBWEB. And I. - MOTH. And I. - MUSTARDSEED. And I. - ALL. Where shall we go? - TITANIA. Be kind and courteous to this gentleman; - Hop in his walks and gambol in his eyes; - Feed him with apricocks and dewberries, - With purple grapes, green figs, and mulberries; - The honey bags steal from the humble-bees, - And for night-tapers crop their waxen thighs, - And light them at the fiery glow-worm's eyes, - To have my love to bed and to arise; - And pluck the wings from painted butterflies, - To fan the moonbeams from his sleeping eyes. - Nod to him, elves, and do him courtesies. - PEASEBLOSSOM. Hail, mortal! - COBWEB. Hail! - MOTH. Hail! - MUSTARDSEED. Hail! - BOTTOM. I cry your worships mercy, heartily; I beseech your - worship's name. - COBWEB. Cobweb. - BOTTOM. I shall desire you of more acquaintance, good Master - Cobweb. If I cut my finger, I shall make bold with you. Your - name, honest gentleman? - PEASEBLOSSOM. Peaseblossom. - BOTTOM. I pray you, commend me to Mistress Squash, your mother, and - to Master Peascod, your father. Good Master Peaseblossom, I shall - desire you of more acquaintance too. Your name, I beseech you, - sir? - MUSTARDSEED. Mustardseed. - BOTTOM. Good Master Mustardseed, I know your patience well. That - same cowardly giant-like ox-beef hath devour'd many a gentleman - of your house. I promise you your kindred hath made my eyes water - ere now. I desire you of more acquaintance, good Master - Mustardseed. - TITANIA. Come, wait upon him; lead him to my bower. - The moon, methinks, looks with a wat'ry eye; - And when she weeps, weeps every little flower; - Lamenting some enforced chastity. - Tie up my love's tongue, bring him silently. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Another part of the wood - -Enter OBERON - - OBERON. I wonder if Titania be awak'd; - Then, what it was that next came in her eye, - Which she must dote on in extremity. - - Enter PUCK - - Here comes my messenger. How now, mad spirit! - What night-rule now about this haunted grove? - PUCK. My mistress with a monster is in love. - Near to her close and consecrated bower, - While she was in her dull and sleeping hour, - A crew of patches, rude mechanicals, - That work for bread upon Athenian stalls, - Were met together to rehearse a play - Intended for great Theseus' nuptial day. - The shallowest thickskin of that barren sort, - Who Pyramus presented, in their sport - Forsook his scene and ent'red in a brake; - When I did him at this advantage take, - An ass's nole I fixed on his head. - Anon his Thisby must be answered, - And forth my mimic comes. When they him spy, - As wild geese that the creeping fowler eye, - Or russet-pated choughs, many in sort, - Rising and cawing at the gun's report, - Sever themselves and madly sweep the sky, - So at his sight away his fellows fly; - And at our stamp here, o'er and o'er one falls; - He murder cries, and help from Athens calls. - Their sense thus weak, lost with their fears thus strong, - Made senseless things begin to do them wrong, - For briers and thorns at their apparel snatch; - Some sleeves, some hats, from yielders all things catch. - I led them on in this distracted fear, - And left sweet Pyramus translated there; - When in that moment, so it came to pass, - Titania wak'd, and straightway lov'd an ass. - OBERON. This falls out better than I could devise. - But hast thou yet latch'd the Athenian's eyes - With the love-juice, as I did bid thee do? - PUCK. I took him sleeping- that is finish'd too- - And the Athenian woman by his side; - That, when he wak'd, of force she must be ey'd. - - Enter DEMETRIUS and HERMIA - - OBERON. Stand close; this is the same Athenian. - PUCK. This is the woman, but not this the man. - DEMETRIUS. O, why rebuke you him that loves you so? - Lay breath so bitter on your bitter foe. - HERMIA. Now I but chide, but I should use thee worse, - For thou, I fear, hast given me cause to curse. - If thou hast slain Lysander in his sleep, - Being o'er shoes in blood, plunge in the deep, - And kill me too. - The sun was not so true unto the day - As he to me. Would he have stolen away - From sleeping Hermia? I'll believe as soon - This whole earth may be bor'd, and that the moon - May through the centre creep and so displease - Her brother's noontide with th' Antipodes. - It cannot be but thou hast murd'red him; - So should a murderer look- so dead, so grim. - DEMETRIUS. So should the murdered look; and so should I, - Pierc'd through the heart with your stern cruelty; - Yet you, the murderer, look as bright, as clear, - As yonder Venus in her glimmering sphere. - HERMIA. What's this to my Lysander? Where is he? - Ah, good Demetrius, wilt thou give him me? - DEMETRIUS. I had rather give his carcass to my hounds. - HERMIA. Out, dog! out, cur! Thou driv'st me past the bounds - Of maiden's patience. Hast thou slain him, then? - Henceforth be never numb'red among men! - O, once tell true; tell true, even for my sake! - Durst thou have look'd upon him being awake, - And hast thou kill'd him sleeping? O brave touch! - Could not a worm, an adder, do so much? - An adder did it; for with doubler tongue - Than thine, thou serpent, never adder stung. - DEMETRIUS. You spend your passion on a mispris'd mood: - I am not guilty of Lysander's blood; - Nor is he dead, for aught that I can tell. - HERMIA. I pray thee, tell me then that he is well. - DEMETRIUS. An if I could, what should I get therefore? - HERMIA. A privilege never to see me more. - And from thy hated presence part I so; - See me no more whether he be dead or no. Exit - DEMETRIUS. There is no following her in this fierce vein; - Here, therefore, for a while I will remain. - So sorrow's heaviness doth heavier grow - For debt that bankrupt sleep doth sorrow owe; - Which now in some slight measure it will pay, - If for his tender here I make some stay. [Lies down] - OBERON. What hast thou done? Thou hast mistaken quite, - And laid the love-juice on some true-love's sight. - Of thy misprision must perforce ensue - Some true love turn'd, and not a false turn'd true. - PUCK. Then fate o'er-rules, that, one man holding troth, - A million fail, confounding oath on oath. - OBERON. About the wood go swifter than the wind, - And Helena of Athens look thou find; - All fancy-sick she is and pale of cheer, - With sighs of love that costs the fresh blood dear. - By some illusion see thou bring her here; - I'll charm his eyes against she do appear. - PUCK. I go, I go; look how I go, - Swifter than arrow from the Tartar's bow. Exit - OBERON. Flower of this purple dye, - Hit with Cupid's archery, - Sink in apple of his eye. - When his love he doth espy, - Let her shine as gloriously - As the Venus of the sky. - When thou wak'st, if she be by, - Beg of her for remedy. - - Re-enter PUCK - - PUCK. Captain of our fairy band, - Helena is here at hand, - And the youth mistook by me - Pleading for a lover's fee; - Shall we their fond pageant see? - Lord, what fools these mortals be! - OBERON. Stand aside. The noise they make - Will cause Demetrius to awake. - PUCK. Then will two at once woo one. - That must needs be sport alone; - And those things do best please me - That befall prepost'rously. - - Enter LYSANDER and HELENA - - LYSANDER. Why should you think that I should woo in scorn? - Scorn and derision never come in tears. - Look when I vow, I weep; and vows so born, - In their nativity all truth appears. - How can these things in me seem scorn to you, - Bearing the badge of faith, to prove them true? - HELENA. You do advance your cunning more and more. - When truth kills truth, O devilish-holy fray! - These vows are Hermia's. Will you give her o'er? - Weigh oath with oath, and you will nothing weigh: - Your vows to her and me, put in two scales, - Will even weigh; and both as light as tales. - LYSANDER. I hod no judgment when to her I swore. - HELENA. Nor none, in my mind, now you give her o'er. - LYSANDER. Demetrius loves her, and he loves not you. - DEMETRIUS. [Awaking] O Helen, goddess, nymph, perfect, divine! - To what, my love, shall I compare thine eyne? - Crystal is muddy. O, how ripe in show - Thy lips, those kissing cherries, tempting grow! - That pure congealed white, high Taurus' snow, - Fann'd with the eastern wind, turns to a crow - When thou hold'st up thy hand. O, let me kiss - This princess of pure white, this seal of bliss! - HELENA. O spite! O hell! I see you all are bent - To set against me for your merriment. - If you were civil and knew courtesy, - You would not do me thus much injury. - Can you not hate me, as I know you do, - But you must join in souls to mock me too? - If you were men, as men you are in show, - You would not use a gentle lady so: - To vow, and swear, and superpraise my parts, - When I am sure you hate me with your hearts. - You both are rivals, and love Hermia; - And now both rivals, to mock Helena. - A trim exploit, a manly enterprise, - To conjure tears up in a poor maid's eyes - With your derision! None of noble sort - Would so offend a virgin, and extort - A poor soul's patience, all to make you sport. - LYSANDER. You are unkind, Demetrius; be not so; - For you love Hermia. This you know I know; - And here, with all good will, with all my heart, - In Hermia's love I yield you up my part; - And yours of Helena to me bequeath, - Whom I do love and will do till my death. - HELENA. Never did mockers waste more idle breath. - DEMETRIUS. Lysander, keep thy Hermia; I will none. - If e'er I lov'd her, all that love is gone. - My heart to her but as guest-wise sojourn'd, - And now to Helen is it home return'd, - There to remain. - LYSANDER. Helen, it is not so. - DEMETRIUS. Disparage not the faith thou dost not know, - Lest, to thy peril, thou aby it dear. - Look where thy love comes; yonder is thy dear. - - Enter HERMIA - - HERMIA. Dark night, that from the eye his function takes, - The ear more quick of apprehension makes; - Wherein it doth impair the seeing sense, - It pays the hearing double recompense. - Thou art not by mine eye, Lysander, found; - Mine ear, I thank it, brought me to thy sound. - But why unkindly didst thou leave me so? - LYSANDER. Why should he stay whom love doth press to go? - HERMIA. What love could press Lysander from my side? - LYSANDER. Lysander's love, that would not let him bide- - Fair Helena, who more engilds the night - Than all yon fiery oes and eyes of light. - Why seek'st thou me? Could not this make thee know - The hate I bare thee made me leave thee so? - HERMIA. You speak not as you think; it cannot be. - HELENA. Lo, she is one of this confederacy! - Now I perceive they have conjoin'd all three - To fashion this false sport in spite of me. - Injurious Hermia! most ungrateful maid! - Have you conspir'd, have you with these contriv'd, - To bait me with this foul derision? - Is all the counsel that we two have shar'd, - The sisters' vows, the hours that we have spent, - When we have chid the hasty-footed time - For parting us- O, is all forgot? - All school-days' friendship, childhood innocence? - We, Hermia, like two artificial gods, - Have with our needles created both one flower, - Both on one sampler, sitting on one cushion, - Both warbling of one song, both in one key; - As if our hands, our sides, voices, and minds, - Had been incorporate. So we grew together, - Like to a double cherry, seeming parted, - But yet an union in partition, - Two lovely berries moulded on one stern; - So, with two seeming bodies, but one heart; - Two of the first, like coats in heraldry, - Due but to one, and crowned with one crest. - And will you rent our ancient love asunder, - To join with men in scorning your poor friend? - It is not friendly, 'tis not maidenly; - Our sex, as well as I, may chide you for it, - Though I alone do feel the injury. - HERMIA. I am amazed at your passionate words; - I scorn you not; it seems that you scorn me. - HELENA. Have you not set Lysander, as in scorn, - To follow me and praise my eyes and face? - And made your other love, Demetrius, - Who even but now did spurn me with his foot, - To call me goddess, nymph, divine, and rare, - Precious, celestial? Wherefore speaks he this - To her he hates? And wherefore doth Lysander - Deny your love, so rich within his soul, - And tender me, forsooth, affection, - But by your setting on, by your consent? - What though I be not so in grace as you, - So hung upon with love, so fortunate, - But miserable most, to love unlov'd? - This you should pity rather than despise. - HERMIA. I understand not what you mean by this. - HELENA. Ay, do- persever, counterfeit sad looks, - Make mouths upon me when I turn my back, - Wink each at other; hold the sweet jest up; - This sport, well carried, shall be chronicled. - If you have any pity, grace, or manners, - You would not make me such an argument. - But fare ye well; 'tis partly my own fault, - Which death, or absence, soon shall remedy. - LYSANDER. Stay, gentle Helena; hear my excuse; - My love, my life, my soul, fair Helena! - HELENA. O excellent! - HERMIA. Sweet, do not scorn her so. - DEMETRIUS. If she cannot entreat, I can compel. - LYSANDER. Thou canst compel no more than she entreat; - Thy threats have no more strength than her weak prayers - Helen, I love thee, by my life I do; - I swear by that which I will lose for thee - To prove him false that says I love thee not. - DEMETRIUS. I say I love thee more than he can do. - LYSANDER. If thou say so, withdraw, and prove it too. - DEMETRIUS. Quick, come. - HERMIA. Lysander, whereto tends all this? - LYSANDER. Away, you Ethiope! - DEMETRIUS. No, no, he will - Seem to break loose- take on as you would follow, - But yet come not. You are a tame man; go! - LYSANDER. Hang off, thou cat, thou burr; vile thing, let loose, - Or I will shake thee from me like a serpent. - HERMIA. Why are you grown so rude? What change is this, - Sweet love? - LYSANDER. Thy love! Out, tawny Tartar, out! - Out, loathed med'cine! O hated potion, hence! - HERMIA. Do you not jest? - HELENA. Yes, sooth; and so do you. - LYSANDER. Demetrius, I will keep my word with thee. - DEMETRIUS. I would I had your bond; for I perceive - A weak bond holds you; I'll not trust your word. - LYSANDER. What, should I hurt her, strike her, kill her dead? - Although I hate her, I'll not harm her so. - HERMIA. What! Can you do me greater harm than hate? - Hate me! wherefore? O me! what news, my love? - Am not I Hermia? Are not you Lysander? - I am as fair now as I was erewhile. - Since night you lov'd me; yet since night you left me. - Why then, you left me- O, the gods forbid!- - In earnest, shall I say? - LYSANDER. Ay, by my life! - And never did desire to see thee more. - Therefore be out of hope, of question, of doubt; - Be certain, nothing truer; 'tis no jest - That I do hate thee and love Helena. - HERMIA. O me! you juggler! you cankerblossom! - You thief of love! What! Have you come by night, - And stol'n my love's heart from him? - HELENA. Fine, i' faith! - Have you no modesty, no maiden shame, - No touch of bashfulness? What! Will you tear - Impatient answers from my gentle tongue? - Fie, fie! you counterfeit, you puppet you! - HERMIA. 'Puppet!' why so? Ay, that way goes the game. - Now I perceive that she hath made compare - Between our statures; she hath urg'd her height; - And with her personage, her tall personage, - Her height, forsooth, she hath prevail'd with him. - And are you grown so high in his esteem - Because I am so dwarfish and so low? - How low am I, thou painted maypole? Speak. - How low am I? I am not yet so low - But that my nails can reach unto thine eyes. - HELENA. I pray you, though you mock me, gentlemen, - Let her not hurt me. I was never curst; - I have no gift at all in shrewishness; - I am a right maid for my cowardice; - Let her not strike me. You perhaps may think, - Because she is something lower than myself, - That I can match her. - HERMIA. 'Lower' hark, again. - HELENA. Good Hermia, do not be so bitter with me. - I evermore did love you, Hermia, - Did ever keep your counsels, never wrong'd you; - Save that, in love unto Demetrius, - I told him of your stealth unto this wood. - He followed you; for love I followed him; - But he hath chid me hence, and threat'ned me - To strike me, spurn me, nay, to kill me too; - And now, so you will let me quiet go, - To Athens will I bear my folly back, - And follow you no further. Let me go. - You see how simple and how fond I am. - HERMIA. Why, get you gone! Who is't that hinders you? - HELENA. A foolish heart that I leave here behind. - HERMIA. What! with Lysander? - HELENA. With Demetrius. - LYSANDER. Be not afraid; she shall not harm thee, Helena. - DEMETRIUS. No, sir, she shall not, though you take her part. - HELENA. O, when she is angry, she is keen and shrewd; - She was a vixen when she went to school; - And, though she be but little, she is fierce. - HERMIA. 'Little' again! Nothing but 'low' and 'little'! - Why will you suffer her to flout me thus? - Let me come to her. - LYSANDER. Get you gone, you dwarf; - You minimus, of hind'ring knot-grass made; - You bead, you acorn. - DEMETRIUS. You are too officious - In her behalf that scorns your services. - Let her alone; speak not of Helena; - Take not her part; for if thou dost intend - Never so little show of love to her, - Thou shalt aby it. - LYSANDER. Now she holds me not. - Now follow, if thou dar'st, to try whose right, - Of thine or mine, is most in Helena. - DEMETRIUS. Follow! Nay, I'll go with thee, cheek by jowl. - Exeunt LYSANDER and DEMETRIUS - HERMIA. You, mistress, all this coil is long of you. - Nay, go not back. - HELENA. I will not trust you, I; - Nor longer stay in your curst company. - Your hands than mine are quicker for a fray; - My legs are longer though, to run away. Exit - HERMIA. I am amaz'd, and know not what to say. Exit - OBERON. This is thy negligence. Still thou mistak'st, - Or else committ'st thy knaveries wilfully. - PUCK. Believe me, king of shadows, I mistook. - Did not you tell me I should know the man - By the Athenian garments he had on? - And so far blameless proves my enterprise - That I have 'nointed an Athenian's eyes; - And so far am I glad it so did sort, - As this their jangling I esteem a sport. - OBERON. Thou seest these lovers seek a place to fight. - Hie therefore, Robin, overcast the night; - The starry welkin cover thou anon - With drooping fog as black as Acheron, - And lead these testy rivals so astray - As one come not within another's way. - Like to Lysander sometime frame thy tongue, - Then stir Demetrius up with bitter wrong; - And sometime rail thou like Demetrius; - And from each other look thou lead them thus, - Till o'er their brows death-counterfeiting sleep - With leaden legs and batty wings doth creep. - Then crush this herb into Lysander's eye; - Whose liquor hath this virtuous property, - To take from thence all error with his might - And make his eyeballs roll with wonted sight. - When they next wake, all this derision - Shall seem a dream and fruitless vision; - And back to Athens shall the lovers wend - With league whose date till death shall never end. - Whiles I in this affair do thee employ, - I'll to my queen, and beg her Indian boy; - And then I will her charmed eye release - From monster's view, and all things shall be peace. - PUCK. My fairy lord, this must be done with haste, - For night's swift dragons cut the clouds full fast; - And yonder shines Aurora's harbinger, - At whose approach ghosts, wand'ring here and there, - Troop home to churchyards. Damned spirits all - That in cross-ways and floods have burial, - Already to their wormy beds are gone, - For fear lest day should look their shames upon; - They wilfully themselves exil'd from light, - And must for aye consort with black-brow'd night. - OBERON. But we are spirits of another sort: - I with the Morning's love have oft made sport; - And, like a forester, the groves may tread - Even till the eastern gate, all fiery red, - Opening on Neptune with fair blessed beams, - Turns into yellow gold his salt green streams. - But, notwithstanding, haste, make no delay; - We may effect this business yet ere day. Exit OBERON - PUCK. Up and down, up and down, - I will lead them up and down. - I am fear'd in field and town. - Goblin, lead them up and down. - Here comes one. - - Enter LYSANDER - - LYSANDER. Where art thou, proud Demetrius? Speak thou now. - PUCK. Here, villain, drawn and ready. Where art thou? - LYSANDER. I will be with thee straight. - PUCK. Follow me, then, - To plainer ground. Exit LYSANDER as following the voice - - Enter DEMETRIUS - - DEMETRIUS. Lysander, speak again. - Thou runaway, thou coward, art thou fled? - Speak! In some bush? Where dost thou hide thy head? - PUCK. Thou coward, art thou bragging to the stars, - Telling the bushes that thou look'st for wars, - And wilt not come? Come, recreant, come, thou child; - I'll whip thee with a rod. He is defil'd - That draws a sword on thee. - DEMETRIUS. Yea, art thou there? - PUCK. Follow my voice; we'll try no manhood here. Exeunt - - Re-enter LYSANDER - - LYSANDER. He goes before me, and still dares me on; - When I come where he calls, then he is gone. - The villain is much lighter heel'd than I. - I followed fast, but faster he did fly, - That fallen am I in dark uneven way, - And here will rest me. [Lies down] Come, thou gentle day. - For if but once thou show me thy grey light, - I'll find Demetrius, and revenge this spite. [Sleeps] - - Re-enter PUCK and DEMETRIUS - - PUCK. Ho, ho, ho! Coward, why com'st thou not? - DEMETRIUS. Abide me, if thou dar'st; for well I wot - Thou run'st before me, shifting every place, - And dar'st not stand, nor look me in the face. - Where art thou now? - PUCK. Come hither; I am here. - DEMETRIUS. Nay, then, thou mock'st me. Thou shalt buy this dear, - If ever I thy face by daylight see; - Now, go thy way. Faintness constraineth me - To measure out my length on this cold bed. - By day's approach look to be visited. - [Lies down and sleeps] - - Enter HELENA - - HELENA. O weary night, O long and tedious night, - Abate thy hours! Shine comforts from the east, - That I may back to Athens by daylight, - From these that my poor company detest. - And sleep, that sometimes shuts up sorrow's eye, - Steal me awhile from mine own company. [Sleeps] - PUCK. Yet but three? Come one more; - Two of both kinds makes up four. - Here she comes, curst and sad. - Cupid is a knavish lad, - Thus to make poor females mad. - - Enter HERMIA - - HERMIA. Never so weary, never so in woe, - Bedabbled with the dew, and torn with briers, - I can no further crawl, no further go; - My legs can keep no pace with my desires. - Here will I rest me till the break of day. - Heavens shield Lysander, if they mean a fray! - [Lies down and sleeps] - PUCK. On the ground - Sleep sound; - I'll apply - To your eye, - Gentle lover, remedy. - [Squeezing the juice on LYSANDER'S eyes] - When thou wak'st, - Thou tak'st - True delight - In the sight - Of thy former lady's eye; - And the country proverb known, - That every man should take his own, - In your waking shall be shown: - Jack shall have Jill; - Nought shall go ill; - The man shall have his mare again, and all shall be well. - Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. -The wood. LYSANDER, DEMETRIUS, HELENA, and HERMIA, lying asleep - -Enter TITANIA and Bottom; PEASEBLOSSOM, COBWEB, MOTH, MUSTARDSEED, -and other FAIRIES attending; - OBERON behind, unseen - - TITANIA. Come, sit thee down upon this flow'ry bed, - While I thy amiable cheeks do coy, - And stick musk-roses in thy sleek smooth head, - And kiss thy fair large ears, my gentle joy. - BOTTOM. Where's Peaseblossom? - PEASEBLOSSOM. Ready. - BOTTOM. Scratch my head, Peaseblossom. - Where's Mounsieur Cobweb? - COBWEB. Ready. - BOTTOM. Mounsieur Cobweb; good mounsieur, get you your weapons in - your hand and kill me a red-hipp'd humble-bee on the top of a - thistle; and, good mounsieur, bring me the honey-bag. Do not fret - yourself too much in the action, mounsieur; and, good mounsieur, - have a care the honey-bag break not; I would be loath to have you - overflown with a honey-bag, signior. Where's Mounsieur - Mustardseed? - MUSTARDSEED. Ready. - BOTTOM. Give me your neaf, Mounsieur Mustardseed. Pray you, leave - your curtsy, good mounsieur. - MUSTARDSEED. What's your will? - BOTTOM. Nothing, good mounsieur, but to help Cavalery Cobweb to - scratch. I must to the barber's, mounsieur; for methinks I am - marvellous hairy about the face; and I am such a tender ass, if - my hair do but tickle me I must scratch. - TITANIA. What, wilt thou hear some music, my sweet love? - BOTTOM. I have a reasonable good ear in music. Let's have the tongs - and the bones. - TITANIA. Or say, sweet love, what thou desirest to eat. - BOTTOM. Truly, a peck of provender; I could munch your good dry - oats. Methinks I have a great desire to a bottle of hay. Good - hay, sweet hay, hath no fellow. - TITANIA. I have a venturous fairy that shall seek - The squirrel's hoard, and fetch thee new nuts. - BOTTOM. I had rather have a handful or two of dried peas. But, I - pray you, let none of your people stir me; I have an exposition - of sleep come upon me. - TITANIA. Sleep thou, and I will wind thee in my arms. - Fairies, be gone, and be all ways away. Exeunt FAIRIES - So doth the woodbine the sweet honeysuckle - Gently entwist; the female ivy so - Enrings the barky fingers of the elm. - O, how I love thee! how I dote on thee! [They sleep] - - Enter PUCK - - OBERON. [Advancing] Welcome, good Robin. Seest thou this sweet - sight? - Her dotage now I do begin to pity; - For, meeting her of late behind the wood, - Seeking sweet favours for this hateful fool, - I did upbraid her and fall out with her. - For she his hairy temples then had rounded - With coronet of fresh and fragrant flowers; - And that same dew which sometime on the buds - Was wont to swell like round and orient pearls - Stood now within the pretty flowerets' eyes, - Like tears that did their own disgrace bewail. - When I had at my pleasure taunted her, - And she in mild terms begg'd my patience, - I then did ask of her her changeling child; - Which straight she gave me, and her fairy sent - To bear him to my bower in fairy land. - And now I have the boy, I will undo - This hateful imperfection of her eyes. - And, gentle Puck, take this transformed scalp - From off the head of this Athenian swain, - That he awaking when the other do - May all to Athens back again repair, - And think no more of this night's accidents - But as the fierce vexation of a dream. - But first I will release the Fairy Queen. - [Touching her eyes] - Be as thou wast wont to be; - See as thou was wont to see. - Dian's bud o'er Cupid's flower - Hath such force and blessed power. - Now, my Titania; wake you, my sweet queen. - TITANIA. My Oberon! What visions have I seen! - Methought I was enamour'd of an ass. - OBERON. There lies your love. - TITANIA. How came these things to pass? - O, how mine eyes do loathe his visage now! - OBERON. Silence awhile. Robin, take off this head. - Titania, music call; and strike more dead - Than common sleep of all these five the sense. - TITANIA. Music, ho, music, such as charmeth sleep! - PUCK. Now when thou wak'st with thine own fool's eyes peep. - OBERON. Sound, music. Come, my Queen, take hands with me, - [Music] - And rock the ground whereon these sleepers be. - Now thou and I are new in amity, - And will to-morrow midnight solemnly - Dance in Duke Theseus' house triumphantly, - And bless it to all fair prosperity. - There shall the pairs of faithful lovers be - Wedded, with Theseus, an in jollity. - PUCK. Fairy King, attend and mark; - I do hear the morning lark. - OBERON. Then, my Queen, in silence sad, - Trip we after night's shade. - We the globe can compass soon, - Swifter than the wand'ring moon. - TITANIA. Come, my lord; and in our flight, - Tell me how it came this night - That I sleeping here was found - With these mortals on the ground. Exeunt - - To the winding of horns, enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, - EGEUS, and train - - THESEUS. Go, one of you, find out the forester; - For now our observation is perform'd, - And since we have the vaward of the day, - My love shall hear the music of my hounds. - Uncouple in the western valley; let them go. - Dispatch, I say, and find the forester. Exit an ATTENDANT - We will, fair Queen, up to the mountain's top, - And mark the musical confusion - Of hounds and echo in conjunction. - HIPPOLYTA. I was with Hercules and Cadmus once - When in a wood of Crete they bay'd the bear - With hounds of Sparta; never did I hear - Such gallant chiding, for, besides the groves, - The skies, the fountains, every region near - Seem'd all one mutual cry. I never heard - So musical a discord, such sweet thunder. - THESEUS. My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kind, - So flew'd, so sanded; and their heads are hung - With ears that sweep away the morning dew; - Crook-knee'd and dew-lapp'd like Thessalian bulls; - Slow in pursuit, but match'd in mouth like bells, - Each under each. A cry more tuneable - Was never holla'd to, nor cheer'd with horn, - In Crete, in Sparta, nor in Thessaly. - Judge when you hear. But, soft, what nymphs are these? - EGEUS. My lord, this is my daughter here asleep, - And this Lysander, this Demetrius is, - This Helena, old Nedar's Helena. - I wonder of their being here together. - THESEUS. No doubt they rose up early to observe - The rite of May; and, hearing our intent, - Came here in grace of our solemnity. - But speak, Egeus; is not this the day - That Hermia should give answer of her choice? - EGEUS. It is, my lord. - THESEUS. Go, bid the huntsmen wake them with their horns. - [Horns and shout within. The sleepers - awake and kneel to THESEUS] - Good-morrow, friends. Saint Valentine is past; - Begin these wood-birds but to couple now? - LYSANDER. Pardon, my lord. - THESEUS. I pray you all, stand up. - I know you two are rival enemies; - How comes this gentle concord in the world - That hatred is so far from jealousy - To sleep by hate, and fear no enmity? - LYSANDER. My lord, I shall reply amazedly, - Half sleep, half waking; but as yet, I swear, - I cannot truly say how I came here, - But, as I think- for truly would I speak, - And now I do bethink me, so it is- - I came with Hermia hither. Our intent - Was to be gone from Athens, where we might, - Without the peril of the Athenian law- - EGEUS. Enough, enough, my Lord; you have enough; - I beg the law, the law upon his head. - They would have stol'n away, they would, Demetrius, - Thereby to have defeated you and me: - You of your wife, and me of my consent, - Of my consent that she should be your wife. - DEMETRIUS. My lord, fair Helen told me of their stealth, - Of this their purpose hither to this wood; - And I in fury hither followed them, - Fair Helena in fancy following me. - But, my good lord, I wot not by what power- - But by some power it is- my love to Hermia, - Melted as the snow, seems to me now - As the remembrance of an idle gaud - Which in my childhood I did dote upon; - And all the faith, the virtue of my heart, - The object and the pleasure of mine eye, - Is only Helena. To her, my lord, - Was I betroth'd ere I saw Hermia. - But, like a sickness, did I loathe this food; - But, as in health, come to my natural taste, - Now I do wish it, love it, long for it, - And will for evermore be true to it. - THESEUS. Fair lovers, you are fortunately met; - Of this discourse we more will hear anon. - Egeus, I will overbear your will; - For in the temple, by and by, with us - These couples shall eternally be knit. - And, for the morning now is something worn, - Our purpos'd hunting shall be set aside. - Away with us to Athens, three and three; - We'll hold a feast in great solemnity. - Come, Hippolyta. - Exeunt THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, EGEUS, and train - DEMETRIUS. These things seem small and undistinguishable, - Like far-off mountains turned into clouds. - HERMIA. Methinks I see these things with parted eye, - When every thing seems double. - HELENA. So methinks; - And I have found Demetrius like a jewel, - Mine own, and not mine own. - DEMETRIUS. Are you sure - That we are awake? It seems to me - That yet we sleep, we dream. Do not you think - The Duke was here, and bid us follow him? - HERMIA. Yea, and my father. - HELENA. And Hippolyta. - LYSANDER. And he did bid us follow to the temple. - DEMETRIUS. Why, then, we are awake; let's follow him; - And by the way let us recount our dreams. Exeunt - BOTTOM. [Awaking] When my cue comes, call me, and I will answer. My - next is 'Most fair Pyramus.' Heigh-ho! Peter Quince! Flute, the - bellows-mender! Snout, the tinker! Starveling! God's my life, - stol'n hence, and left me asleep! I have had a most rare vision. - I have had a dream, past the wit of man to say what dream it was. - Man is but an ass if he go about to expound this dream. Methought - I was- there is no man can tell what. Methought I was, and - methought I had, but man is but a patch'd fool, if he will offer - to say what methought I had. The eye of man hath not heard, the - ear of man hath not seen, man's hand is not able to taste, his - tongue to conceive, nor his heart to report, what my dream was. I - will get Peter Quince to write a ballad of this dream. It shall - be call'd 'Bottom's Dream,' because it hath no bottom; and I will - sing it in the latter end of a play, before the Duke. - Peradventure, to make it the more gracious, I shall sing it at - her death. Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -Athens. QUINCE'S house - -Enter QUINCE, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING - - QUINCE. Have you sent to Bottom's house? Is he come home yet? - STARVELING. He cannot be heard of. Out of doubt he is transported. - FLUTE. If he come not, then the play is marr'd; it goes not - forward, doth it? - QUINCE. It is not possible. You have not a man in all Athens able - to discharge Pyramus but he. - FLUTE. No; he hath simply the best wit of any handicraft man in - Athens. - QUINCE. Yea, and the best person too; and he is a very paramour for - a sweet voice. - FLUTE. You must say 'paragon.' A paramour is- God bless us!- A - thing of naught. - - Enter SNUG - - SNUG. Masters, the Duke is coming from the temple; and there is two - or three lords and ladies more married. If our sport had gone - forward, we had all been made men. - FLUTE. O sweet bully Bottom! Thus hath he lost sixpence a day - during his life; he could not have scaped sixpence a day. An the - Duke had not given him sixpence a day for playing Pyramus, I'll - be hanged. He would have deserved it: sixpence a day in Pyramus, - or nothing. - - Enter BOTTOM - - BOTTOM. Where are these lads? Where are these hearts? - QUINCE. Bottom! O most courageous day! O most happy hour! - BOTTOM. Masters, I am to discourse wonders; but ask me not what; - for if I tell you, I am not true Athenian. I will tell you - everything, right as it fell out. - QUINCE. Let us hear, sweet Bottom. - BOTTOM. Not a word of me. All that I will tell you is, that the - Duke hath dined. Get your apparel together; good strings to your - beards, new ribbons to your pumps; meet presently at the palace; - every man look o'er his part; for the short and the long is, our - play is preferr'd. In any case, let Thisby have clean linen; and - let not him that plays the lion pare his nails, for they shall - hang out for the lion's claws. And, most dear actors, eat no - onions nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath; and I do not - doubt but to hear them say it is a sweet comedy. No more words. - Away, go, away! Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -Athens. The palace of THESEUS - -Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRATE, LORDS, and ATTENDANTS - - HIPPOLYTA. 'Tis strange, my Theseus, that these lovers speak of. - THESEUS. More strange than true. I never may believe - These antique fables, nor these fairy toys. - Lovers and madmen have such seething brains, - Such shaping fantasies, that apprehend - More than cool reason ever comprehends. - The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, - Are of imagination all compact. - One sees more devils than vast hell can hold; - That is the madman. The lover, all as frantic, - Sees Helen's beauty in a brow of Egypt. - The poet's eye, in a fine frenzy rolling, - Doth glance from heaven to earth, from earth to heaven; - And as imagination bodies forth - The forms of things unknown, the poet's pen - Turns them to shapes, and gives to airy nothing - A local habitation and a name. - Such tricks hath strong imagination - That, if it would but apprehend some joy, - It comprehends some bringer of that joy; - Or in the night, imagining some fear, - How easy is a bush suppos'd a bear? - HIPPOLYTA. But all the story of the night told over, - And all their minds transfigur'd so together, - More witnesseth than fancy's images, - And grows to something of great constancy, - But howsoever strange and admirable. - - Enter LYSANDER, DEMETRIUS, HERMIA, and HELENA - - THESEUS. Here come the lovers, full of joy and mirth. - Joy, gentle friends, joy and fresh days of love - Accompany your hearts! - LYSANDER. More than to us - Wait in your royal walks, your board, your bed! - THESEUS. Come now; what masques, what dances shall we have, - To wear away this long age of three hours - Between our after-supper and bed-time? - Where is our usual manager of mirth? - What revels are in hand? Is there no play - To ease the anguish of a torturing hour? - Call Philostrate. - PHILOSTRATE. Here, mighty Theseus. - THESEUS. Say, what abridgment have you for this evening? - What masque? what music? How shall we beguile - The lazy time, if not with some delight? - PHILOSTRATE. There is a brief how many sports are ripe; - Make choice of which your Highness will see first. - [Giving a paper] - THESEUS. 'The battle with the Centaurs, to be sung - By an Athenian eunuch to the harp.' - We'll none of that: that have I told my love, - In glory of my kinsman Hercules. - 'The riot of the tipsy Bacchanals, - Tearing the Thracian singer in their rage.' - That is an old device, and it was play'd - When I from Thebes came last a conqueror. - 'The thrice three Muses mourning for the death - Of Learning, late deceas'd in beggary.' - That is some satire, keen and critical, - Not sorting with a nuptial ceremony. - 'A tedious brief scene of young Pyramus - And his love Thisby; very tragical mirth.' - Merry and tragical! tedious and brief! - That is hot ice and wondrous strange snow. - How shall we find the concord of this discord? - PHILOSTRATE. A play there is, my lord, some ten words long, - Which is as brief as I have known a play; - But by ten words, my lord, it is too long, - Which makes it tedious; for in all the play - There is not one word apt, one player fitted. - And tragical, my noble lord, it is; - For Pyramus therein doth kill himself. - Which when I saw rehears'd, I must confess, - Made mine eyes water; but more merry tears - The passion of loud laughter never shed. - THESEUS. What are they that do play it? - PHILOSTRATE. Hard-handed men that work in Athens here, - Which never labour'd in their minds till now; - And now have toil'd their unbreathed memories - With this same play against your nuptial. - THESEUS. And we will hear it. - PHILOSTRATE. No, my noble lord, - It is not for you. I have heard it over, - And it is nothing, nothing in the world; - Unless you can find sport in their intents, - Extremely stretch'd and conn'd with cruel pain, - To do you service. - THESEUS. I will hear that play; - For never anything can be amiss - When simpleness and duty tender it. - Go, bring them in; and take your places, ladies. - Exit PHILOSTRATE - HIPPOLYTA. I love not to see wretchedness o'er-charged, - And duty in his service perishing. - THESEUS. Why, gentle sweet, you shall see no such thing. - HIPPOLYTA. He says they can do nothing in this kind. - THESEUS. The kinder we, to give them thanks for nothing. - Our sport shall be to take what they mistake; - And what poor duty cannot do, noble respect - Takes it in might, not merit. - Where I have come, great clerks have purposed - To greet me with premeditated welcomes; - Where I have seen them shiver and look pale, - Make periods in the midst of sentences, - Throttle their practis'd accent in their fears, - And, in conclusion, dumbly have broke off, - Not paying me a welcome. Trust me, sweet, - Out of this silence yet I pick'd a welcome; - And in the modesty of fearful duty - I read as much as from the rattling tongue - Of saucy and audacious eloquence. - Love, therefore, and tongue-tied simplicity - In least speak most to my capacity. - - Re-enter PHILOSTRATE - - PHILOSTRATE. SO please your Grace, the Prologue is address'd. - THESEUS. Let him approach. [Flourish of trumpets] - - Enter QUINCE as the PROLOGUE - - PROLOGUE. If we offend, it is with our good will. - That you should think, we come not to offend, - But with good will. To show our simple skill, - That is the true beginning of our end. - Consider then, we come but in despite. - We do not come, as minding to content you, - Our true intent is. All for your delight - We are not here. That you should here repent you, - The actors are at band; and, by their show, - You shall know all, that you are like to know, - THESEUS. This fellow doth not stand upon points. - LYSANDER. He hath rid his prologue like a rough colt; he knows not - the stop. A good moral, my lord: it is not enough to speak, but - to speak true. - HIPPOLYTA. Indeed he hath play'd on this prologue like a child on a - recorder- a sound, but not in government. - THESEUS. His speech was like a tangled chain; nothing im paired, - but all disordered. Who is next? - - Enter, with a trumpet before them, as in dumb show, - PYRAMUS and THISBY, WALL, MOONSHINE, and LION - - PROLOGUE. Gentles, perchance you wonder at this show; - But wonder on, till truth make all things plain. - This man is Pyramus, if you would know; - This beauteous lady Thisby is certain. - This man, with lime and rough-cast, doth present - Wall, that vile Wall which did these lovers sunder; - And through Walls chink, poor souls, they are content - To whisper. At the which let no man wonder. - This man, with lanthorn, dog, and bush of thorn, - Presenteth Moonshine; for, if you will know, - By moonshine did these lovers think no scorn - To meet at Ninus' tomb, there, there to woo. - This grisly beast, which Lion hight by name, - The trusty Thisby, coming first by night, - Did scare away, or rather did affright; - And as she fled, her mantle she did fall; - Which Lion vile with bloody mouth did stain. - Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall, - And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain; - Whereat with blade, with bloody blameful blade, - He bravely broach'd his boiling bloody breast; - And Thisby, tarrying in mulberry shade, - His dagger drew, and died. For all the rest, - Let Lion, Moonshine, Wall, and lovers twain, - At large discourse while here they do remain. - Exeunt PROLOGUE, PYRAMUS, THISBY, - LION, and MOONSHINE - THESEUS. I wonder if the lion be to speak. - DEMETRIUS. No wonder, my lord: one lion may, when many asses do. - WALL. In this same interlude it doth befall - That I, one Snout by name, present a wall; - And such a wall as I would have you think - That had in it a crannied hole or chink, - Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisby, - Did whisper often very secretly. - This loam, this rough-cast, and this stone, doth show - That I am that same wall; the truth is so; - And this the cranny is, right and sinister, - Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper. - THESEUS. Would you desire lime and hair to speak better? - DEMETRIUS. It is the wittiest partition that ever I heard - discourse, my lord. - - Enter PYRAMUS - - THESEUS. Pyramus draws near the wall; silence. - PYRAMUS. O grim-look'd night! O night with hue so black! - O night, which ever art when day is not! - O night, O night, alack, alack, alack, - I fear my Thisby's promise is forgot! - And thou, O wall, O sweet, O lovely wall, - That stand'st between her father's ground and mine; - Thou wall, O wall, O sweet and lovely wall, - Show me thy chink, to blink through with mine eyne. - [WALL holds up his fingers] - Thanks, courteous wall. Jove shield thee well for this! - But what see what see I? No Thisby do I see. - O wicked wall, through whom I see no bliss, - Curs'd he thy stones for thus deceiving me! - THESEUS. The wall, methinks, being sensible, should curse again. - PYRAMUS. No, in truth, sir, he should not. Deceiving me is Thisby's - cue. She is to enter now, and I am to spy her through the wall. - You shall see it will fall pat as I told you; yonder she comes. - - Enter THISBY - - THISBY. O wall, full often hast thou beard my moans, - For parting my fair Pyramus and me! - My cherry lips have often kiss'd thy stones, - Thy stones with lime and hair knit up in thee. - PYRAMUS. I see a voice; now will I to the chink, - To spy an I can hear my Thisby's face. - Thisby! - THISBY. My love! thou art my love, I think. - PYRAMUS. Think what thou wilt, I am thy lover's grace; - And like Limander am I trusty still. - THISBY. And I like Helen, till the Fates me kill. - PYRAMUS. Not Shafalus to Procrus was so true. - THISBY. As Shafalus to Procrus, I to you. - PYRAMUS. O, kiss me through the hole of this vile wall. - THISBY. I kiss the wall's hole, not your lips at all. - PYRAMUS. Wilt thou at Ninny's tomb meet me straightway? - THISBY. Tide life, tide death, I come without delay. - Exeunt PYRAMUS and THISBY - WALL. Thus have I, Wall, my part discharged so; - And, being done, thus Wall away doth go. Exit WALL - THESEUS. Now is the moon used between the two neighbours. - DEMETRIUS. No remedy, my lord, when walls are so wilful to hear - without warning. - HIPPOLYTA. This is the silliest stuff that ever I heard. - THESEUS. The best in this kind are but shadows; and the worst are - no worse, if imagination amend them. - HIPPOLYTA. It must be your imagination then, and not theirs. - THESEUS. If we imagine no worse of them than they of themselves, - they may pass for excellent men. Here come two noble beasts in, a - man and a lion. - - Enter LION and MOONSHINE - - LION. You, ladies, you, whose gentle hearts do fear - The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor, - May now, perchance, both quake and tremble here, - When lion rough in wildest rage doth roar. - Then know that I as Snug the joiner am - A lion fell, nor else no lion's dam; - For, if I should as lion come in strife - Into this place, 'twere pity on my life. - THESEUS. A very gentle beast, and of a good conscience. - DEMETRIUS. The very best at a beast, my lord, that e'er I saw. - LYSANDER. This lion is a very fox for his valour. - THESEUS. True; and a goose for his discretion. - DEMETRIUS. Not so, my lord; for his valour cannot carry his - discretion, and the fox carries the goose. - THESEUS. His discretion, I am sure, cannot carry his valour; for - the goose carries not the fox. It is well. Leave it to his - discretion, and let us listen to the Moon. - MOONSHINE. This lanthorn doth the horned moon present- - DEMETRIUS. He should have worn the horns on his head. - THESEUS. He is no crescent, and his horns are invisible within the - circumference. - MOONSHINE. This lanthorn doth the horned moon present; - Myself the Man i' th' Moon do seem to be. - THESEUS. This is the greatest error of all the rest; the man should - be put into the lantern. How is it else the man i' th' moon? - DEMETRIUS. He dares not come there for the candle; for, you see, it - is already in snuff. - HIPPOLYTA. I am aweary of this moon. Would he would change! - THESEUS. It appears, by his small light of discretion, that he is - in the wane; but yet, in courtesy, in all reason, we must stay - the time. - LYSANDER. Proceed, Moon. - MOON. All that I have to say is to tell you that the lanthorn is - the moon; I, the Man i' th' Moon; this thorn-bush, my thorn-bush; - and this dog, my dog. - DEMETRIUS. Why, all these should be in the lantern; for all these - are in the moon. But silence; here comes Thisby. - - Re-enter THISBY - - THISBY. This is old Ninny's tomb. Where is my love? - LION. [Roaring] O- [THISBY runs off] - DEMETRIUS. Well roar'd, Lion. - THESEUS. Well run, Thisby. - HIPPOLYTA. Well shone, Moon. Truly, the moon shines with a good - grace. [The LION tears THISBY'S Mantle, and exit] - THESEUS. Well mous'd, Lion. - - Re-enter PYRAMUS - - DEMETRIUS. And then came Pyramus. - LYSANDER. And so the lion vanish'd. - PYRAMUS. Sweet Moon, I thank thee for thy sunny beams; - I thank thee, Moon, for shining now so bright; - For, by thy gracious golden, glittering gleams, - I trust to take of truest Thisby sight. - But stay, O spite! - But mark, poor knight, - What dreadful dole is here! - Eyes, do you see? - How can it he? - O dainty duck! O dear! - Thy mantle good, - What! stain'd with blood? - Approach, ye Furies fell. - O Fates! come, come; - Cut thread and thrum; - Quail, crush, conclude, and quell. - THESEUS. This passion, and the death of a dear friend, would go - near to make a man look sad. - HIPPOLYTA. Beshrew my heart, but I pity the man. - PYRAMUS. O wherefore, Nature, didst thou lions frame? - Since lion vile hath here deflower'd my dear; - Which is- no, no- which was the fairest dame - That liv'd, that lov'd, that lik'd, that look'd with cheer. - Come, tears, confound; - Out, sword, and wound - The pap of Pyramus; - Ay, that left pap, - Where heart doth hop. [Stabs himself] - Thus die I, thus, thus, thus. - Now am I dead, - Now am I fled; - My soul is in the sky. - Tongue, lose thy light; - Moon, take thy flight. [Exit MOONSHINE] - Now die, die, die, die, die. [Dies] - DEMETRIUS. No die, but an ace, for him; for he is but one. - LYSANDER. Less than an ace, man; for he is dead; he is nothing. - THESEUS. With the help of a surgeon he might yet recover and yet - prove an ass. - HIPPOLYTA. How chance Moonshine is gone before Thisby comes back - and finds her lover? - - Re-enter THISBY - - THESEUS. She will find him by starlight. Here she comes; and her - passion ends the play. - HIPPOLYTA. Methinks she should not use a long one for such a - Pyramus; I hope she will be brief. - DEMETRIUS. A mote will turn the balance, which Pyramus, which - Thisby, is the better- he for a man, God warrant us: She for a - woman, God bless us! - LYSANDER. She hath spied him already with those sweet eyes. - DEMETRIUS. And thus she moans, videlicet:- - THISBY. Asleep, my love? - What, dead, my dove? - O Pyramus, arise, - Speak, speak. Quite dumb? - Dead, dead? A tomb - Must cover thy sweet eyes. - These lily lips, - This cherry nose, - These yellow cowslip cheeks, - Are gone, are gone; - Lovers, make moan; - His eyes were green as leeks. - O Sisters Three, - Come, come to me, - With hands as pale as milk; - Lay them in gore, - Since you have shore - With shears his thread of silk. - Tongue, not a word. - Come, trusty sword; - Come, blade, my breast imbrue. [Stabs herself] - And farewell, friends; - Thus Thisby ends; - Adieu, adieu, adieu. [Dies] - THESEUS. Moonshine and Lion are left to bury the dead. - DEMETRIUS. Ay, and Wall too. - BOTTOM. [Starting up] No, I assure you; the wall is down that - parted their fathers. Will it please you to see the Epilogue, or - to hear a Bergomask dance between two of our company? - THESEUS. No epilogue, I pray you; for your play needs no excuse. - Never excuse; for when the players are all dead there need none - to be blamed. Marry, if he that writ it had played Pyramus, and - hang'd himself in Thisby's garter, it would have been a fine - tragedy. And so it is, truly; and very notably discharg'd. But - come, your Bergomask; let your epilogue alone. [A dance] - The iron tongue of midnight hath told twelve. - Lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time. - I fear we shall out-sleep the coming morn, - As much as we this night have overwatch'd. - This palpable-gross play hath well beguil'd - The heavy gait of night. Sweet friends, to bed. - A fortnight hold we this solemnity, - In nightly revels and new jollity. Exeunt - - Enter PUCK with a broom - - PUCK. Now the hungry lion roars, - And the wolf behowls the moon; - Whilst the heavy ploughman snores, - All with weary task fordone. - Now the wasted brands do glow, - Whilst the screech-owl, screeching loud, - Puts the wretch that lies in woe - In remembrance of a shroud. - Now it is the time of night - That the graves, all gaping wide, - Every one lets forth his sprite, - In the church-way paths to glide. - And we fairies, that do run - By the triple Hecate's team - From the presence of the sun, - Following darkness like a dream, - Now are frolic. Not a mouse - Shall disturb this hallowed house. - I am sent with broom before, - To sweep the dust behind the door. - - Enter OBERON and TITANIA, with all their train - - OBERON. Through the house give glimmering light, - By the dead and drowsy fire; - Every elf and fairy sprite - Hop as light as bird from brier; - And this ditty, after me, - Sing and dance it trippingly. - TITANIA. First, rehearse your song by rote, - To each word a warbling note; - Hand in hand, with fairy grace, - Will we sing, and bless this place. - - [OBERON leading, the FAIRIES sing and dance] - - OBERON. Now, until the break of day, - Through this house each fairy stray. - To the best bride-bed will we, - Which by us shall blessed be; - And the issue there create - Ever shall be fortunate. - So shall all the couples three - Ever true in loving be; - And the blots of Nature's hand - Shall not in their issue stand; - Never mole, hare-lip, nor scar, - Nor mark prodigious, such as are - Despised in nativity, - Shall upon their children be. - With this field-dew consecrate, - Every fairy take his gait, - And each several chamber bless, - Through this palace, with sweet peace; - And the owner of it blest - Ever shall in safety rest. - Trip away; make no stay; - Meet me all by break of day. Exeunt all but PUCK - PUCK. If we shadows have offended, - Think but this, and all is mended, - That you have but slumb'red here - While these visions did appear. - And this weak and idle theme, - No more yielding but a dream, - Gentles, do not reprehend. - If you pardon, we will mend. - And, as I am an honest Puck, - If we have unearned luck - Now to scape the serpent's tongue, - We will make amends ere long; - Else the Puck a liar call. - So, good night unto you all. - Give me your hands, if we be friends, - And Robin shall restore amends. Exit - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1599 - - -MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING - - -by William Shakespeare - - - -Dramatis Personae - - Don Pedro, Prince of Arragon. - Don John, his bastard brother. - Claudio, a young lord of Florence. - Benedick, a Young lord of Padua. - Leonato, Governor of Messina. - Antonio, an old man, his brother. - Balthasar, attendant on Don Pedro. - Borachio, follower of Don John. - Conrade, follower of Don John. - Friar Francis. - Dogberry, a Constable. - Verges, a Headborough. - A Sexton. - A Boy. - - Hero, daughter to Leonato. - Beatrice, niece to Leonato. - Margaret, waiting gentlewoman attending on Hero. - Ursula, waiting gentlewoman attending on Hero. - - Messengers, Watch, Attendants, etc. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE.--Messina. - - -ACT I. Scene I. -An orchard before Leonato's house. - -Enter Leonato (Governor of Messina), Hero (his Daughter), -and Beatrice (his Niece), with a Messenger. - - Leon. I learn in this letter that Don Pedro of Arragon comes this - night to Messina. - Mess. He is very near by this. He was not three leagues off when I - left him. - Leon. How many gentlemen have you lost in this action? - Mess. But few of any sort, and none of name. - Leon. A victory is twice itself when the achiever brings home full - numbers. I find here that Don Pedro hath bestowed much honour on - a young Florentine called Claudio. - Mess. Much deserv'd on his part, and equally rememb'red by Don - Pedro. He hath borne himself beyond the promise of his age, doing - in the figure of a lamb the feats of a lion. He hath indeed - better bett'red expectation than you must expect of me to tell - you how. - Leon. He hath an uncle here in Messina will be very much glad of it. - Mess. I have already delivered him letters, and there appears much - joy in him; even so much that joy could not show itself modest - enough without a badge of bitterness. - Leon. Did he break out into tears? - Mess. In great measure. - Leon. A kind overflow of kindness. There are no faces truer than - those that are so wash'd. How much better is it to weep at joy - than to joy at weeping! - Beat. I pray you, is Signior Mountanto return'd from the wars or no? - Mess. I know none of that name, lady. There was none such in the - army of any sort. - Leon. What is he that you ask for, niece? - Hero. My cousin means Signior Benedick of Padua. - Mess. O, he's return'd, and as pleasant as ever he was. - Beat. He set up his bills here in Messina and challeng'd Cupid at - the flight, and my uncle's fool, reading the challenge, - subscrib'd for Cupid and challeng'd him at the burbolt. I pray - you, how many hath he kill'd and eaten in these wars? But how - many hath he kill'd? For indeed I promised to eat all of his - killing. - Leon. Faith, niece, you tax Signior Benedick too much; but he'll - be meet with you, I doubt it not. - Mess. He hath done good service, lady, in these wars. - Beat. You had musty victual, and he hath holp to eat it. He is a - very valiant trencherman; he hath an excellent stomach. - Mess. And a good soldier too, lady. - Beat. And a good soldier to a lady; but what is he to a lord? - Mess. A lord to a lord, a man to a man; stuff'd with all honourable - virtues. - Beat. It is so indeed. He is no less than a stuff'd man; but for - the stuffing--well, we are all mortal. - Leon. You must not, sir, mistake my niece. There is a kind of merry - war betwixt Signior Benedick and her. They never meet but there's - a skirmish of wit between them. - Beat. Alas, he gets nothing by that! In our last conflict four of - his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man govern'd - with one; so that if he have wit enough to keep himself warm, let - him bear it for a difference between himself and his horse; for - it is all the wealth that he hath left to be known a reasonable - creature. Who is his companion now? He hath every month a new - sworn brother. - Mess. Is't possible? - Beat. Very easily possible. He wears his faith but as the fashion - of his hat; it ever changes with the next block. - Mess. I see, lady, the gentleman is not in your books. - Beat. No. An he were, I would burn my study. But I pray you, who is - his companion? Is there no young squarer now that will make a - voyage with him to the devil? - Mess. He is most in the company of the right noble Claudio. - Beat. O Lord, he will hang upon him like a disease! He is sooner - caught than the pestilence, and the taker runs presently mad. God - help the noble Claudio! If he have caught the Benedick, it will - cost him a thousand pound ere 'a be cured. - Mess. I will hold friends with you, lady. - Beat. Do, good friend. - Leon. You will never run mad, niece. - Beat. No, not till a hot January. - Mess. Don Pedro is approach'd. - - Enter Don Pedro, Claudio, Benedick, Balthasar, and John the Bastard. - - Pedro. Good Signior Leonato, are you come to meet your trouble? The - fashion of the world is to avoid cost, and you encounter it. - Leon. Never came trouble to my house in the likeness of your Grace; - for trouble being gone, comfort should remain; but when you depart - from me, sorrow abides and happiness takes his leave. - Pedro. You embrace your charge too willingly. I think this is your - daughter. - Leon. Her mother hath many times told me so. - Bene. Were you in doubt, sir, that you ask'd her? - Leon. Signior Benedick, no; for then were you a child. - Pedro. You have it full, Benedick. We may guess by this what you - are, being a man. Truly the lady fathers herself. Be happy, lady; - for you are like an honourable father. - Bene. If Signior Leonato be her father, she would not have his head - on her shoulders for all Messina, as like him as she is. - Beat. I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior Benedick. - Nobody marks you. - Bene. What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living? - Beat. Is it possible Disdain should die while she hath such meet - food to feed it as Signior Benedick? Courtesy itself must convert - to disdain if you come in her presence. - Bene. Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I am loved of - all ladies, only you excepted; and I would I could find in my - heart that I had not a hard heart, for truly I love none. - Beat. A dear happiness to women! They would else have been troubled - with a pernicious suitor. I thank God and my cold blood, I am of - your humour for that. I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow - than a man swear he loves me. - Bene. God keep your ladyship still in that mind! So some gentleman - or other shall scape a predestinate scratch'd face. - Beat. Scratching could not make it worse an 'twere such a face as - yours were. - Bene. Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher. - Beat. A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours. - Bene. I would my horse had the speed of your tongue, and so good a - continuer. But keep your way, a God's name! I have done. - Beat. You always end with a jade's trick. I know you of old. - Pedro. That is the sum of all, Leonato. Signior Claudio and Signior - Benedick, my dear friend Leonato hath invited you all. I tell him - we shall stay here at the least a month, and he heartly prays - some occasion may detain us longer. I dare swear he is no - hypocrite, but prays from his heart. - Leon. If you swear, my lord, you shall not be forsworn. [To Don - John] Let me bid you welcome, my lord. Being reconciled to the - Prince your brother, I owe you all duty. - John. I thank you. I am not of many words, but I thank you. - Leon. Please it your Grace lead on? - Pedro. Your hand, Leonato. We will go together. - Exeunt. Manent Benedick and Claudio. - Claud. Benedick, didst thou note the daughter of Signior Leonato? - Bene. I noted her not, but I look'd on her. - Claud. Is she not a modest young lady? - Bene. Do you question me, as an honest man should do, for my simple - true judgment? or would you have me speak after my custom, as - being a professed tyrant to their sex? - Claud. No. I pray thee speak in sober judgment. - Bene. Why, i' faith, methinks she's too low for a high praise, - too brown for a fair praise, and too little for a great praise. - Only this commendation I can afford her, that were she other - than she is, she were unhandsome, and being no other but as she - is, I do not like her. - Claud. Thou thinkest I am in sport. I pray thee tell me truly how - thou lik'st her. - Bene. Would you buy her, that you enquire after her? - Claud. Can the world buy such a jewel? - Bene. Yea, and a case to put it into. But speak you this with a sad - brow? or do you play the flouting Jack, to tell us Cupid is a - good hare-finder and Vulcan a rare carpenter? Come, in what key - shall a man take you to go in the song? - Claud. In mine eye she is the sweetest lady that ever I look'd on. - Bene. I can see yet without spectacles, and I see no such matter. - There's her cousin, an she were not possess'd with a fury,exceeds - her as much in beauty as the first of May doth the last of - December. But I hope you have no intent to turn husband, have - you? - Claud. I would scarce trust myself, though I had sworn the - contrary, if Hero would be my wife. - Bene. Is't come to this? In faith, hath not the world one man but - he will wear his cap with suspicion? Shall I never see a - bachelor of threescore again? Go to, i' faith! An thou wilt needs - thrust thy neck into a yoke, wear the print of it and sigh away - Sundays. - - Enter Don Pedro. - - Look! Don Pedro is returned to seek you. - Pedro. What secret hath held you here, that you followed not to - Leonato's? - Bene. I would your Grace would constrain me to tell. - Pedro. I charge thee on thy allegiance. - Bene. You hear, Count Claudio. I can be secret as a dumb man, I - would have you think so; but, on my allegiance--mark you this-on - my allegiance! he is in love. With who? Now that is your Grace's - part. Mark how short his answer is: With Hero, Leonato's short - daughter. - Claud. If this were so, so were it utt'red. - Bene. Like the old tale, my lord: 'It is not so, nor 'twas not so; - but indeed, God forbid it should be so!' - Claud. If my passion change not shortly, God forbid it should be - otherwise. - Pedro. Amen, if you love her; for the lady is very well worthy. - Claud. You speak this to fetch me in, my lord. - Pedro. By my troth, I speak my thought. - Claud. And, in faith, my lord, I spoke mine. - Bene. And, by my two faiths and troths, my lord, I spoke mine. - Claud. That I love her, I feel. - Pedro. That she is worthy, I know. - Bene. That I neither feel how she should be loved, nor know how she - should be worthy, is the opinion that fire cannot melt out of me. - I will die in it at the stake. - Pedro. Thou wast ever an obstinate heretic in the despite of - beauty. - Claud. And never could maintain his part but in the force of his - will. - Bene. That a woman conceived me, I thank her; that she brought me - up, I likewise give her most humble thanks; but that I will have - a rechate winded in my forehead, or hang my bugle in an invisible - baldrick, all women shall pardon me. Because I will not do them - the wrong to mistrust any, I will do myself the right to trust - none; and the fine is (for the which I may go the finer), I will - live a bachelor. - Pedro. I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love. - Bene. With anger, with sickness, or with hunger, my lord; not with - love. Prove that ever I lose more blood with love than I will get - again with drinking, pick out mine eyes with a ballad-maker's pen - and hang me up at the door of a brothel house for the sign of - blind Cupid. - Pedro. Well, if ever thou dost fall from this faith, thou wilt - prove a notable argument. - Bene. If I do, hang me in a bottle like a cat and shoot at me; and - he that hits me, let him be clapp'd on the shoulder and call'd - Adam. - Pedro. Well, as time shall try. - 'In time the savage bull doth bear the yoke.' - Bene. The savage bull may; but if ever the sensible Benedick bear - it, pluck off the bull's horns and set them in my forehead, and - let me be vilely painted, and in such great letters as they write - 'Here is good horse to hire,' let them signify under my sign - 'Here you may see Benedick the married man.' - Claud. If this should ever happen, thou wouldst be horn-mad. - Pedro. Nay, if Cupid have not spent all his quiver in Venice, thou - wilt quake for this shortly. - Bene. I look for an earthquake too then. - Pedro. Well, you will temporize with the hours. In the meantime, - good Signior Benedick, repair to Leonato's, commend me to him and - tell him I will not fail him at supper; for indeed he hath made - great preparation. - Bene. I have almost matter enough in me for such an embassage; and - so I commit you-- - Claud. To the tuition of God. From my house--if I had it-- - Pedro. The sixth of July. Your loving friend, Benedick. - Bene. Nay, mock not, mock not. The body of your discourse is - sometime guarded with fragments, and the guards are but slightly - basted on neither. Ere you flout old ends any further, examine - your conscience. And so I leave you. Exit. - Claud. My liege, your Highness now may do me good. - Pedro. My love is thine to teach. Teach it but how, - And thou shalt see how apt it is to learn - Any hard lesson that may do thee good. - Claud. Hath Leonato any son, my lord? - Pedro. No child but Hero; she's his only heir. - Dost thou affect her, Claudio? - Claud.O my lord, - When you went onward on this ended action, - I look'd upon her with a soldier's eye, - That lik'd, but had a rougher task in hand - Than to drive liking to the name of love; - But now I am return'd and that war-thoughts - Have left their places vacant, in their rooms - Come thronging soft and delicate desires, - All prompting me how fair young Hero is, - Saying I lik'd her ere I went to wars. - Pedro. Thou wilt be like a lover presently - And tire the hearer with a book of words. - If thou dost love fair Hero, cherish it, - And I will break with her and with her father, - And thou shalt have her. Wast not to this end - That thou began'st to twist so fine a story? - Claud. How sweetly you do minister to love, - That know love's grief by his complexion! - But lest my liking might too sudden seem, - I would have salv'd it with a longer treatise. - Pedro. What need the bridge much broader than the flood? - The fairest grant is the necessity. - Look, what will serve is fit. 'Tis once, thou lovest, - And I will fit thee with the remedy. - I know we shall have revelling to-night. - I will assume thy part in some disguise - And tell fair Hero I am Claudio, - And in her bosom I'll unclasp my heart - And take her hearing prisoner with the force - And strong encounter of my amorous tale. - Then after to her father will I break, - And the conclusion is, she shall be thine. - In practice let us put it presently. Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -A room in Leonato's house. - -Enter [at one door] Leonato and [at another door, Antonio] an old man, -brother to Leonato. - - Leon. How now, brother? Where is my cousin your son? Hath he - provided this music? - Ant. He is very busy about it. But, brother, I can tell you strange - news that you yet dreamt not of. - Leon. Are they good? - Ant. As the event stamps them; but they have a good cover, they - show well outward. The Prince and Count Claudio, walking in a - thick-pleached alley in mine orchard, were thus much overheard by - a man of mine: the Prince discovered to Claudio that he loved my - niece your daughter and meant to acknowledge it this night in a - dance, and if he found her accordant, he meant to take the - present time by the top and instantly break with you of it. - Leon. Hath the fellow any wit that told you this? - Ant. A good sharp fellow. I will send for him, and question him - yourself. - Leon. No, no. We will hold it as a dream till it appear itself; but - I will acquaint my daughter withal, that she may be the better - prepared for an answer, if peradventure this be true. Go you and - tell her of it. [Exit Antonio.] - - [Enter Antonio's Son with a Musician, and others.] - - [To the Son] Cousin, you know what you have to do. - --[To the Musician] O, I cry you mercy, friend. Go you with me, - and I will use your skill.--Good cousin, have a care this busy - time. Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -Another room in Leonato's house.] - -Enter Sir John the Bastard and Conrade, his companion. - - Con. What the goodyear, my lord! Why are you thus out of measure - sad? - John. There is no measure in the occasion that breeds; therefore - the sadness is without limit. - Con. You should hear reason. - John. And when I have heard it, what blessings brings it? - Con. If not a present remedy, at least a patient sufferance. - John. I wonder that thou (being, as thou say'st thou art, born - under Saturn) goest about to apply a moral medicine to a - mortifying mischief. I cannot hide what I am: I must be sad when - I have cause, and smile at no man's jests; eat when I have - stomach, and wait for no man's leisure; sleep when I am drowsy, - and tend on no man's business; laugh when I am merry, and claw no - man in his humour. - Con. Yea, but you must not make the full show of this till you may - do it without controlment. You have of late stood out against - your brother, and he hath ta'en you newly into his grace, where - it is impossible you should take true root but by the fair - weather that you make yourself. It is needful that you frame the - season for your own harvest. - John. I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in his grace, - and it better fits my blood to be disdain'd of all than to - fashion a carriage to rob love from any. In this, though I cannot - be said to be a flattering honest man, it must not be denied but - I am a plain-dealing villain. I am trusted with a muzzle and - enfranchis'd with a clog; therefore I have decreed not to sing in - my cage. If I had my mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I - would do my liking. In the meantime let me be that I am, and seek - not to alter me. - Con. Can you make no use of your discontent? - John. I make all use of it, for I use it only. - - Enter Borachio. - - Who comes here? What news, Borachio? - Bora. I came yonder from a great supper. The Prince your brother is - royally entertain'd by Leonato, and I can give you intelligence - of an intended marriage. - John. Will it serve for any model to build mischief on? - What is he for a fool that betroths himself to unquietness? - Bora. Marry, it is your brother's right hand. - John. Who? the most exquisite Claudio? - Bora. Even he. - John. A proper squire! And who? and who? which way looks he? - Bora. Marry, on Hero, the daughter and heir of Leonato. - John. A very forward March-chick! How came you to this? - Bora. Being entertain'd for a perfumer, as I was smoking a musty - room, comes me the Prince and Claudio, hand in hand in sad - conference. I whipt me behind the arras and there heard it agreed - upon that the Prince should woo Hero for himself, and having - obtain'd her, give her to Count Claudio. - John. Come, come, let us thither. This may prove food to my - displeasure. That young start-up hath all the glory of my - overthrow. If I can cross him any way, I bless myself every way. - You are both sure, and will assist me? - Con. To the death, my lord. - John. Let us to the great supper. Their cheer is the greater that - I am subdued. Would the cook were o' my mind! Shall we go prove - what's to be done? - Bora. We'll wait upon your lordship. - Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. Scene I. -A hall in Leonato's house. - -Enter Leonato, [Antonio] his Brother, Hero his Daughter, -and Beatrice his Niece, and a Kinsman; [also Margaret and Ursula]. - - Leon. Was not Count John here at supper? - Ant. I saw him not. - Beat. How tartly that gentleman looks! I never can see him but I am - heart-burn'd an hour after. - Hero. He is of a very melancholy disposition. - Beat. He were an excellent man that were made just in the midway - between him and Benedick. The one is too like an image and says - nothing, and the other too like my lady's eldest son, evermore - tattling. - Leon. Then half Signior Benedick's tongue in Count John's mouth, - and half Count John's melancholy in Signior Benedick's face-- - Beat. With a good leg and a good foot, uncle, and money enough in - his purse, such a man would win any woman in the world--if 'a - could get her good will. - Leon. By my troth, niece, thou wilt never get thee a husband if - thou be so shrewd of thy tongue. - Ant. In faith, she's too curst. - Beat. Too curst is more than curst. I shall lessen God's sending - that way, for it is said, 'God sends a curst cow short horns,' - but to a cow too curst he sends none. - Leon. So, by being too curst, God will send you no horns. - Beat. Just, if he send me no husband; for the which blessing I am - at him upon my knees every morning and evening. Lord, I could not - endure a husband with a beard on his face. I had rather lie in - the woollen! - Leon. You may light on a husband that hath no beard. - Beat. What should I do with him? dress him in my apparel and make - him my waiting gentlewoman? He that hath a beard is more than a - youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man; and he that - is more than a youth is not for me; and he that is less than a - man, I am not for him. Therefore I will even take sixpence in - earnest of the berrord and lead his apes into hell. - Leon. Well then, go you into hell? - Beat. No; but to the gate, and there will the devil meet me like an - old cuckold with horns on his head, and say 'Get you to heaven, - Beatrice, get you to heaven. Here's no place for you maids.' So - deliver I up my apes, and away to Saint Peter--for the heavens. - He shows me where the bachelors sit, and there live we as merry - as the day is long. - Ant. [to Hero] Well, niece, I trust you will be rul'd by your - father. - Beat. Yes faith. It is my cousin's duty to make cursy and say, - 'Father, as it please you.' But yet for all that, cousin, let him - be a handsome fellow, or else make another cursy, and say, - 'Father, as it please me.' - Leon. Well, niece, I hope to see you one day fitted with a husband. - Beat. Not till God make men of some other metal than earth. Would - it not grieve a woman to be overmaster'd with a piece of valiant - dust? to make an account of her life to a clod of wayward marl? - No, uncle, I'll none. Adam's sons are my brethren, and truly I - hold it a sin to match in my kinred. - Leon. Daughter, remember what I told you. If the Prince do solicit - you in that kind, you know your answer. - Beat. The fault will be in the music, cousin, if you be not wooed - in good time. If the Prince be too important, tell him there is - measure in everything, and so dance out the answer. For, hear me, - Hero: wooing, wedding, and repenting is as a Scotch jig, a - measure, and a cinque-pace: the first suit is hot and hasty like - a Scotch jig--and full as fantastical; the wedding, mannerly - modest, as a measure, full of state and ancientry; and then comes - Repentance and with his bad legs falls into the cinque-pace - faster and faster, till he sink into his grave. - Leon. Cousin, you apprehend passing shrewdly. - Beat. I have a good eye, uncle; I can see a church by daylight. - Leon. The revellers are ent'ring, brother. Make good room. - [Exit Antonio.] - - Enter, [masked,] Don Pedro, Claudio, Benedick, and Balthasar. - [With them enter Antonio, also masked. After them enter] - Don John [and Borachio (without masks), who stand aside - and look on during the dance]. - - Pedro. Lady, will you walk a bout with your friend? - Hero. So you walk softly and look sweetly and say nothing, - I am yours for the walk; and especially when I walk away. - Pedro. With me in your company? - Hero. I may say so when I please. - Pedro. And when please you to say so? - Hero. When I like your favour, for God defend the lute should be - like the case! - Pedro. My visor is Philemon's roof; within the house is Jove. - Hero. Why then, your visor should be thatch'd. - Pedro. Speak low if you speak love. [Takes her aside.] - Balth. Well, I would you did like me. - Marg. So would not I for your own sake, for I have many ill - qualities. - Balth. Which is one? - Marg. I say my prayers aloud. - Balth. I love you the better. The hearers may cry Amen. - Marg. God match me with a good dancer! - Balth. Amen. - Marg. And God keep him out of my sight when the dance is done! - Answer, clerk. - Balth. No more words. The clerk is answered. - [Takes her aside.] - Urs. I know you well enough. You are Signior Antonio. - Ant. At a word, I am not. - Urs. I know you by the waggling of your head. - Ant. To tell you true, I counterfeit him. - Urs. You could never do him so ill-well unless you were the very - man. Here's his dry hand up and down. You are he, you are he! - Ant. At a word, I am not. - Urs. Come, come, do you think I do not know you by your excellent - wit? Can virtue hide itself? Go to, mum you are he. Graces will - appear, and there's an end. [ They step aside.] - Beat. Will you not tell me who told you so? - Bene. No, you shall pardon me. - Beat. Nor will you not tell me who you are? - Bene. Not now. - Beat. That I was disdainful, and that I had my good wit out of the - 'Hundred Merry Tales.' Well, this was Signior Benedick that said - so. - Bene. What's he? - Beat. I am sure you know him well enough. - Bene. Not I, believe me. - Beat. Did he never make you laugh? - Bene. I pray you, what is he? - Beat. Why, he is the Prince's jester, a very dull fool. Only his - gift is in devising impossible slanders. None but libertines - delight in him; and the commendation is not in his wit, but in - his villany; for he both pleases men and angers them, and then - they laugh at him and beat him. I am sure he is in the fleet. - I would he had boarded me. - Bene. When I know the gentleman, I'll tell him what you say. - Beat. Do, do. He'll but break a comparison or two on me; which - peradventure, not marked or not laugh'd at, strikes him into - melancholy; and then there's a partridge wing saved, for the fool - will eat no supper that night. - [Music.] - We must follow the leaders. - Bene. In every good thing. - Beat. Nay, if they lead to any ill, I will leave them at the next - turning. - Dance. Exeunt (all but Don John, Borachio, and Claudio]. - John. Sure my brother is amorous on Hero and hath withdrawn her - father to break with him about it. The ladies follow her and but - one visor remains. - Bora. And that is Claudio. I know him by his bearing. - John. Are you not Signior Benedick? - Claud. You know me well. I am he. - John. Signior, you are very near my brother in his love. He is - enamour'd on Hero. I pray you dissuade him from her; she is no - equal for his birth. You may do the part of an honest man in it. - Claud. How know you he loves her? - John. I heard him swear his affection. - Bora. So did I too, and he swore he would marry her tonight. - John. Come, let us to the banquet. - Exeunt. Manet Claudio. - Claud. Thus answer I in name of Benedick - But hear these ill news with the ears of Claudio. - [Unmasks.] - 'Tis certain so. The Prince wooes for himself. - Friendship is constant in all other things - Save in the office and affairs of love. - Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues; - Let every eye negotiate for itself - And trust no agent; for beauty is a witch - Against whose charms faith melteth into blood. - This is an accident of hourly proof, - Which I mistrusted not. Farewell therefore Hero! - - Enter Benedick [unmasked]. - - Bene. Count Claudio? - Claud. Yea, the same. - Bene. Come, will you go with me? - Claud. Whither? - Bene. Even to the next willow, about your own business, County. What - fashion will you wear the garland of? about your neck, like an - usurer's chain? or under your arm, like a lieutenant's scarf? You - must wear it one way, for the Prince hath got your Hero. - Claud. I wish him joy of her. - Bene. Why, that's spoken like an honest drovier. So they sell - bullocks. But did you think the Prince would have served you - thus? - Claud. I pray you leave me. - Bene. Ho! now you strike like the blind man! 'Twas the boy that - stole your meat, and you'll beat the post. - Claud. If it will not be, I'll leave you. Exit. - Bene. Alas, poor hurt fowl! now will he creep into sedges. But, - that my Lady Beatrice should know me, and not know me! The - Prince's fool! Ha! it may be I go under that title because I am - merry. Yea, but so I am apt to do myself wrong. I am not so - reputed. It is the base (though bitter) disposition of Beatrice - that puts the world into her person and so gives me out. Well, - I'll be revenged as I may. - - Enter Don Pedro. - - Pedro. Now, signior, where's the Count? Did you see him? - Bene. Troth, my lord, I have played the part of Lady Fame, I found - him here as melancholy as a lodge in a warren. I told him, and I - think I told him true, that your Grace had got the good will of - this young lady, and I off'red him my company to a willow tree, - either to make him a garland, as being forsaken, or to bind him - up a rod, as being worthy to be whipt. - Pedro. To be whipt? What's his fault? - Bene. The flat transgression of a schoolboy who, being overjoyed - with finding a bird's nest, shows it his companion, and he steals - it. - Pedro. Wilt thou make a trust a transgression? The transgression is - in the stealer. - Bene. Yet it had not been amiss the rod had been made, and the - garland too; for the garland he might have worn himself, and the - rod he might have bestowed on you, who, as I take it, have stol'n - his bird's nest. - Pedro. I will but teach them to sing and restore them to the owner. - Bene. If their singing answer your saying, by my faith you say - honestly. - Pedro. The Lady Beatrice hath a quarrel to you. The gentleman that - danc'd with her told her she is much wrong'd by you. - Bene. O, she misus'd me past the endurance of a block! An oak but - with one green leaf on it would have answered her; my very visor - began to assume life and scold with her. She told me, not - thinking I had been myself, that I was the Prince's jester, that - I was duller than a great thaw; huddling jest upon jest with such - impossible conveyance upon me that I stood like a man at a mark, - with a whole army shooting at me. She speaks poniards, and every - word stabs. If her breath were as terrible as her terminations, - there were no living near her; she would infect to the North - Star. I would not marry her though she were endowed with all that - Adam had left him before he transgress'd. She would have made - Hercules have turn'd spit, yea, and have cleft his club to make - the fire too. Come, talk not of her. You shall find her the - infernal Ate in good apparel. I would to God some scholar would - conjure her, for certainly, while she is here, a man may live as - quiet in hell as in a sanctuary; and people sin upon purpose, - because they would go thither; so indeed all disquiet, horror, - and perturbation follows her. - - Enter Claudio and Beatrice, Leonato, Hero. - - Pedro. Look, here she comes. - Bene. Will your Grace command me any service to the world's end? I - will go on the slightest errand now to the Antipodes that you can - devise to send me on; I will fetch you a toothpicker now from the - furthest inch of Asia; bring you the length of Prester John's - foot; fetch you a hair off the great Cham's beard; do you any - embassage to the Pygmies--rather than hold three words' - conference with this harpy. You have no employment for me? - Pedro. None, but to desire your good company. - Bene. O God, sir, here's a dish I love not! I cannot endure my Lady - Tongue. [Exit.] - Pedro. Come, lady, come; you have lost the heart of Signior - Benedick. - Beat. Indeed, my lord, he lent it me awhile, and I gave him use for - it--a double heart for his single one. Marry, once before he won - it of me with false dice; therefore your Grace may well say I - have lost it. - Pedro. You have put him down, lady; you have put him down. - Beat. So I would not he should do me, my lord, lest I should prove - the mother of fools. I have brought Count Claudio, whom you sent - me to seek. - Pedro. Why, how now, Count? Wherefore are you sad? - Claud. Not sad, my lord. - Pedro. How then? sick? - Claud. Neither, my lord. - Beat. The Count is neither sad, nor sick, nor merry, nor well; but - civil count--civil as an orange, and something of that jealous - complexion. - Pedro. I' faith, lady, I think your blazon to be true; though I'll - be sworn, if he be so, his conceit is false. Here, Claudio, I - have wooed in thy name, and fair Hero is won. I have broke with - her father, and his good will obtained. Name the day of marriage, - and God give thee joy! - Leon. Count, take of me my daughter, and with her my fortunes. His - Grace hath made the match, and all grace say Amen to it! - Beat. Speak, Count, 'tis your cue. - Claud. Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little - happy if I could say how much. Lady, as you are mine, I am yours. - I give away myself for you and dote upon the exchange. - Beat. Speak, cousin; or, if you cannot, stop his mouth with a kiss - and let not him speak neither. - Pedro. In faith, lady, you have a merry heart. - Beat. Yea, my lord; I thank it, poor fool, it keeps on the windy - side of care. My cousin tells him in his ear that he is in her - heart. - Claud. And so she doth, cousin. - Beat. Good Lord, for alliance! Thus goes every one to the world but - I, and I am sunburnt. I may sit in a corner and cry 'Heigh-ho for - a husband!' - Pedro. Lady Beatrice, I will get you one. - Beat. I would rather have one of your father's getting. Hath your - Grace ne'er a brother like you? Your father got excellent - husbands, if a maid could come by them. - Pedro. Will you have me, lady? - Beat. No, my lord, unless I might have another for working days: - your Grace is too costly to wear every day. But I beseech your - Grace pardon me. I was born to speak all mirth and no matter. - Pedro. Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes - you, for out o' question you were born in a merry hour. - Beat. No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star - danc'd, and under that was I born. Cousins, God give you joy! - Leon. Niece, will you look to those things I told you of? - Beat. I cry you mercy, uncle, By your Grace's pardon. Exit. - Pedro. By my troth, a pleasant-spirited lady. - Leon. There's little of the melancholy element in her, my lord. She - is never sad but when she sleeps, and not ever sad then; for I - have heard my daughter say she hath often dreamt of unhappiness - and wak'd herself with laughing. - Pedro. She cannot endure to hear tell of a husband. - Leon. O, by no means! She mocks all her wooers out of suit. - Pedro. She were an excellent wife for Benedick. - Leon. O Lord, my lord! if they were but a week married, they would - talk themselves mad. - Pedro. County Claudio, when mean you to go to church? - Claud. To-morrow, my lord. Time goes on crutches till love have all - his rites. - Leon. Not till Monday, my dear son, which is hence a just - sevennight; and a time too brief too, to have all things answer - my mind. - Pedro. Come, you shake the head at so long a breathing; - but I warrant thee, Claudio, the time shall not go dully by us. - I will in the interim undertake one of Hercules' labours, which - is, to bring Signior Benedick and the Lady Beatrice into a - mountain of affection th' one with th' other. I would fain have - it a match, and I doubt not but to fashion it if you three will - but minister such assistance as I shall give you direction. - Leon. My lord, I am for you, though it cost me ten nights' - watchings. - Claud. And I, my lord. - Pedro. And you too, gentle Hero? - Hero. I will do any modest office, my lord, to help my cousin to a - good husband. - Pedro. And Benedick is not the unhopefullest husband that I know. - Thus far can I praise him: he is of a noble strain, of approved - valour, and confirm'd honesty. I will teach you how to humour - your cousin, that she shall fall in love with Benedick; and I, - [to Leonato and Claudio] with your two helps, will so practise on - Benedick that, in despite of his quick wit and his queasy - stomach, he shall fall in love with Beatrice. If we can do this, - Cupid is no longer an archer; his glory shall be ours, for we are - the only love-gods. Go in with me, and I will tell you my drift. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -A hall in Leonato's house. - -Enter [Don] John and Borachio. - - John. It is so. The Count Claudio shall marry the daughter of - Leonato. - Bora. Yea, my lord; but I can cross it. - John. Any bar, any cross, any impediment will be med'cinable to me. - I am sick in displeasure to him, and whatsoever comes athwart his - affection ranges evenly with mine. How canst thou cross this - marriage? - Bora. Not honestly, my lord, but so covertly that no dishonesty - shall appear in me. - John. Show me briefly how. - Bora. I think I told your lordship, a year since, how much I am in - the favour of Margaret, the waiting gentlewoman to Hero. - John. I remember. - Bora. I can, at any unseasonable instant of the night, appoint her - to look out at her lady's chamber window. - John. What life is in that to be the death of this marriage? - Bora. The poison of that lies in you to temper. Go you to the - Prince your brother; spare not to tell him that he hath wronged - his honour in marrying the renowned Claudio (whose estimation do - you mightily hold up) to a contaminated stale, such a one as - Hero. - John. What proof shall I make of that? - Bora. Proof enough to misuse the Prince, to vex Claudio, to undo - Hero, and kill Leonato. Look you for any other issue? - John. Only to despite them I will endeavour anything. - Bora. Go then; find me a meet hour to draw Don Pedro and the Count - Claudio alone; tell them that you know that Hero loves me; intend - a kind of zeal both to the Prince and Claudio, as--in love of - your brother's honour, who hath made this match, and his friend's - reputation, who is thus like to be cozen'd with the semblance of - a maid--that you have discover'd thus. They will scarcely believe - this without trial. Offer them instances; which shall bear no - less likelihood than to see me at her chamber window, hear me - call Margaret Hero, hear Margaret term me Claudio; and bring them - to see this the very night before the intended wedding (for in - the meantime I will so fashion the matter that Hero shall be - absent) and there shall appear such seeming truth of Hero's - disloyalty that jealousy shall be call'd assurance and all the - preparation overthrown. - John. Grow this to what adverse issue it can, I will put it in - practice. Be cunning in the working this, and thy fee is a - thousand ducats. - Bora. Be you constant in the accusation, and my cunning shall not - shame me. - John. I will presently go learn their day of marriage. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -Leonato's orchard. - -Enter Benedick alone. - - Bene. Boy! - - [Enter Boy.] - - Boy. Signior? - Bene. In my chamber window lies a book. Bring it hither to me in - the orchard. - Boy. I am here already, sir. - Bene. I know that, but I would have thee hence and here again. - (Exit Boy.) I do much wonder that one man, seeing how much - another man is a fool when he dedicates his behaviours to love, - will, after he hath laugh'd at such shallow follies in others, - become the argument of his own scorn by falling in love; and such - a man is Claudio. I have known when there was no music with him - but the drum and the fife; and now had he rather hear the tabor - and the pipe. I have known when he would have walk'd ten mile - afoot to see a good armour; and now will he lie ten nights awake - carving the fashion of a new doublet. He was wont to speak plain - and to the purpose, like an honest man and a soldier; and now is - he turn'd orthography; his words are a very fantastical banquet-- - just so many strange dishes. May I be so converted and see with - these eyes? I cannot tell; I think not. I will not be sworn but - love may transform me to an oyster; but I'll take my oath on it, - till he have made an oyster of me he shall never make me such a - fool. One woman is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am - well; another virtuous, yet I am well; but till all graces be in - one woman, one woman shall not come in my grace. Rich she shall - be, that's certain; wise, or I'll none; virtuous, or I'll never - cheapen her; fair, or I'll never look on her; mild, or come not - near me; noble, or not I for an angel; of good discourse, an - excellent musician, and her hair shall be of what colour it - please God. Ha, the Prince and Monsieur Love! I will hide me in - the arbour. [Hides.] - - Enter Don Pedro, Leonato, Claudio. - Music [within]. - - Pedro. Come, shall we hear this music? - Claud. Yea, my good lord. How still the evening is, - As hush'd on purpose to grace harmony! - Pedro. See you where Benedick hath hid himself? - Claud. O, very well, my lord. The music ended, - We'll fit the kid-fox with a pennyworth. - - Enter Balthasar with Music. - - Pedro. Come, Balthasar, we'll hear that song again. - Balth. O, good my lord, tax not so bad a voice - To slander music any more than once. - Pedro. It is the witness still of excellency - To put a strange face on his own perfection. - I pray thee sing, and let me woo no more. - Balth. Because you talk of wooing, I will sing, - Since many a wooer doth commence his suit - To her he thinks not worthy, yet he wooes, - Yet will he swear he loves. - Pedro. Nay, pray thee come; - Or if thou wilt hold longer argument, - Do it in notes. - Balth. Note this before my notes: - There's not a note of mine that's worth the noting. - Pedro. Why, these are very crotchets that he speaks! - Note notes, forsooth, and nothing! [Music.] - Bene. [aside] Now divine air! Now is his soul ravish'd! Is it not - strange that sheep's guts should hale souls out of men's bodies? - Well, a horn for my money, when all's done. - [Balthasar sings.] - The Song. - - Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more! - Men were deceivers ever, - One foot in sea, and one on shore; - To one thing constant never. - Then sigh not so, - But let them go, - And be you blithe and bonny, - Converting all your sounds of woe - Into Hey nonny, nonny. - - Sing no more ditties, sing no moe, - Of dumps so dull and heavy! - The fraud of men was ever so, - Since summer first was leavy. - Then sigh not so, &c. - - Pedro. By my troth, a good song. - Balth. And an ill singer, my lord. - Pedro. Ha, no, no, faith! Thou sing'st well enough for a shift. - Bene. [aside] An he had been a dog that should have howl'd thus, - they would have hang'd him; and I pray God his bad voice bode no - mischief. I had as live have heard the night raven, come what - plague could have come after it. - Pedro. Yea, marry. Dost thou hear, Balthasar? I pray thee get us - some excellent music; for to-morrow night we would have it at the - Lady Hero's chamber window. - Balth. The best I can, my lord. - Pedro. Do so. Farewell. - Exit Balthasar [with Musicians]. - Come hither, Leonato. What was it you told me of to-day? that - your niece Beatrice was in love with Signior Benedick? - Claud. O, ay!-[Aside to Pedro] Stalk on, stalk on; the fowl sits. - --I did never think that lady would have loved any man. - Leon. No, nor I neither; but most wonderful that she should so dote - on Signior Benedick, whom she hath in all outward behaviours - seem'd ever to abhor. - Bene. [aside] Is't possible? Sits the wind in that corner? - Leon. By my troth, my lord, I cannot tell what to think of it, but - that she loves him with an enraged affection. It is past the - infinite of thought. - Pedro. May be she doth but counterfeit. - Claud. Faith, like enough. - Leon. O God, counterfeit? There was never counterfeit of passion - came so near the life of passion as she discovers it. - Pedro. Why, what effects of passion shows she? - Claud. [aside] Bait the hook well! This fish will bite. - Leon. What effects, my lord? She will sit you--you heard my - daughter tell you how. - Claud. She did indeed. - Pedro. How, how, I pray you? You amaze me. I would have thought her - spirit had been invincible against all assaults of affection. - Leon. I would have sworn it had, my lord--especially against - Benedick. - Bene. [aside] I should think this a gull but that the white-bearded - fellow speaks it. Knavery cannot, sure, hide himself in such - reverence. - Claud. [aside] He hath ta'en th' infection. Hold it up. - Pedro. Hath she made her affection known to Benedick? - Leon. No, and swears she never will. That's her torment. - Claud. 'Tis true indeed. So your daughter says. 'Shall I,' says - she, 'that have so oft encount'red him with scorn, write to him - that I love him?'" - Leon. This says she now when she is beginning to write to him; for - she'll be up twenty times a night, and there will she sit in her - smock till she have writ a sheet of paper. My daughter tells us - all. - Claud. Now you talk of a sheet of paper, I remember a pretty jest - your daughter told us of. - Leon. O, when she had writ it, and was reading it over, she found - 'Benedick' and 'Beatrice' between the sheet? - Claud. That. - Leon. O, she tore the letter into a thousand halfpence, rail'd at - herself that she should be so immodest to write to one that she - knew would flout her. 'I measure him,' says she, 'by my own - spirit; for I should flout him if he writ to me. Yea, though I - love him, I should.' - Claud. Then down upon her knees she falls, weeps, sobs, beats her - heart, tears her hair, prays, curses--'O sweet Benedick! God give - me patience!' - Leon. She doth indeed; my daughter says so. And the ecstasy hath so - much overborne her that my daughter is sometime afeard she will - do a desperate outrage to herself. It is very true. - Pedro. It were good that Benedick knew of it by some other, if she - will not discover it. - Claud. To what end? He would make but a sport of it and torment the - poor lady worse. - Pedro. An he should, it were an alms to hang him! She's an - excellent sweet lady, and (out of all suspicion) she is virtuous. - Claud. And she is exceeding wise. - Pedro. In everything but in loving Benedick. - Leon. O, my lord, wisdom and blood combating in so tender a body, - we have ten proofs to one that blood hath the victory. I am sorry - for her, as I have just cause, being her uncle and her guardian. - Pedro. I would she had bestowed this dotage on me. I would have - daff'd all other respects and made her half myself. I pray you - tell Benedick of it and hear what 'a will say. - Leon. Were it good, think you? - Claud. Hero thinks surely she will die; for she says she will die - if he love her not, and she will die ere she make her love known, - and she will die, if he woo her, rather than she will bate one - breath of her accustomed crossness. - Pedro. She doth well. If she should make tender of her love, 'tis - very possible he'll scorn it; for the man (as you know all) hath - a contemptible spirit. - Claud. He is a very proper man. - Pedro. He hath indeed a good outward happiness. - Claud. Before God! and in my mind, very wise. - Pedro. He doth indeed show some sparks that are like wit. - Claud. And I take him to be valiant. - Pedro. As Hector, I assure you; and in the managing of quarrels you - may say he is wise, for either he avoids them with great - discretion, or undertakes them with a most Christianlike fear. - Leon. If he do fear God, 'a must necessarily keep peace. If he - break the peace, he ought to enter into a quarrel with fear and - trembling. - Pedro. And so will he do; for the man doth fear God, howsoever it - seems not in him by some large jests he will make. Well, I am - sorry for your niece. Shall we go seek Benedick and tell him of - her love? - Claud. Never tell him, my lord. Let her wear it out with good - counsel. - Leon. Nay, that's impossible; she may wear her heart out first. - Pedro. Well, we will hear further of it by your daughter. Let it - cool the while. I love Benedick well, and I could wish he would - modestly examine himself to see how much he is unworthy so good a - lady. - Leon. My lord, will you .walk? Dinner is ready. - [They walk away.] - Claud. If he dote on her upon this, I will never trust my - expectation. - Pedro. Let there be the same net spread for her, and that must your - daughter and her gentlewomen carry. The sport will be, when they - hold one an opinion of another's dotage, and no such matter. - That's the scene that I would see, which will be merely a dumb - show. Let us send her to call him in to dinner. - Exeunt [Don Pedro, Claudio, and Leonato]. - - [Benedick advances from the arbour.] - - Bene. This can be no trick. The conference was sadly borne; they - have the truth of this from Hero; they seem to pity the lady. - It seems her affections have their full bent. Love me? Why, it - must be requited. I hear how I am censur'd. They say I will bear - myself proudly if I perceive the love come from her. They say too - that she will rather die than give any sign of affection. I did - never think to marry. I must not seem proud. Happy are they that - hear their detractions and can put them to mending. They say the - lady is fair--'tis a truth, I can bear them witness; and virtuous - --'tis so, I cannot reprove it; and wise, but for loving me--by - my troth, it is no addition to her wit, nor no great argument of - her folly, for I will be horribly in love with her. I may chance - have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me because I - have railed so long against marriage. But doth not the appetite - alters? A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure - in his age. Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of - the brain awe a man from the career of his humour? No, the world - must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not - think I should live till I were married. - - Enter Beatrice. - - Here comes Beatrice. By this day, she's a fair lady! I do spy - some marks of love in her. - Beat. Against my will I am sent to bid You come in to dinner. - Bene. Fair Beatrice, I thank you for your pains. - Beat. I took no more pains for those thanks than you take pains to - thank me. If it had been painful, I would not have come. - Bene. You take pleasure then in the message? - Beat. Yea, just so much as you may take upon a knives point, and - choke a daw withal. You have no stomach, signior. Fare you well. -Exit. - Bene. Ha! 'Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner.' - There's a double meaning in that. 'I took no more pains for those - thanks than you took pains to thank me.' That's as much as to - say, 'Any pains that I take for you is as easy as thanks.' If I - do not take pity of her, I am a villain; if I do not love her, I - am a Jew. I will go get her picture. Exit. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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This is thy office. - Bear thee well in it and leave us alone. - Marg. I'll make her come, I warrant you, presently. [Exit.] - Hero. Now, Ursula, when Beatrice doth come, - As we do trace this alley up and down, - Our talk must only be of Benedick. - When I do name him, let it be thy part - To praise him more than ever man did merit. - My talk to thee must be how Benedick - Is sick in love with Beatrice. Of this matter - Is little Cupid's crafty arrow made, - That only wounds by hearsay. - - [Enter Beatrice.] - - Now begin; - For look where Beatrice like a lapwing runs - Close by the ground, to hear our conference. - - [Beatrice hides in the arbour]. - - Urs. The pleasant'st angling is to see the fish - Cut with her golden oars the silver stream - And greedily devour the treacherous bait. - So angle we for Beatrice, who even now - Is couched in the woodbine coverture. - Fear you not my part of the dialogue. - Hero. Then go we near her, that her ear lose nothing - Of the false sweet bait that we lay for it. - [They approach the arbour.] - No, truly, Ursula, she is too disdainful. - I know her spirits are as coy and wild - As haggards of the rock. - Urs. But are you sure - That Benedick loves Beatrice so entirely? - Hero. So says the Prince, and my new-trothed lord. - Urs. And did they bid you tell her of it, madam? - Hero. They did entreat me to acquaint her of it; - But I persuaded them, if they lov'd Benedick, - To wish him wrestle with affection - And never to let Beatrice know of it. - Urs. Why did you so? Doth not the gentleman - Deserve as full, as fortunate a bed - As ever Beatrice shall couch upon? - Hero. O god of love! I know he doth deserve - As much as may be yielded to a man: - But Nature never fram'd a woman's heart - Of prouder stuff than that of Beatrice. - Disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes, - Misprizing what they look on; and her wit - Values itself so highly that to her - All matter else seems weak. She cannot love, - Nor take no shape nor project of affection, - She is so self-endeared. - Urs. Sure I think so; - And therefore certainly it were not good - She knew his love, lest she'll make sport at it. - Hero. Why, you speak truth. I never yet saw man, - How wise, how noble, young, how rarely featur'd, - But she would spell him backward. If fair-fac'd, - She would swear the gentleman should be her sister; - If black, why, Nature, drawing of an antic, - Made a foul blot; if tall, a lance ill-headed; - If low, an agate very vilely cut; - If speaking, why, a vane blown with all winds; - If silent, why, a block moved with none. - So turns she every man the wrong side out - And never gives to truth and virtue that - Which simpleness and merit purchaseth. - Urs. Sure, sure, such carping is not commendable. - Hero. No, not to be so odd, and from all fashions, - As Beatrice is, cannot be commendable. - But who dare tell her so? If I should speak, - She would mock me into air; O, she would laugh me - Out of myself, press me to death with wit! - Therefore let Benedick, like cover'd fire, - Consume away in sighs, waste inwardly. - It were a better death than die with mocks, - Which is as bad as die with tickling. - Urs. Yet tell her of it. Hear what she will say. - Hero. No; rather I will go to Benedick - And counsel him to fight against his passion. - And truly, I'll devise some honest slanders - To stain my cousin with. One doth not know - How much an ill word may empoison liking. - Urs. O, do not do your cousin such a wrong! - She cannot be so much without true judgment - (Having so swift and excellent a wit - As she is priz'd to have) as to refuse - So rare a gentleman as Signior Benedick. - Hero. He is the only man of Italy, - Always excepted my dear Claudio. - Urs. I pray you be not angry with me, madam, - Speaking my fancy: Signior Benedick, - For shape, for bearing, argument, and valour, - Goes foremost in report through Italy. - Hero. Indeed he hath an excellent good name. - Urs. His excellence did earn it ere he had it. - When are you married, madam? - Hero. Why, every day to-morrow! Come, go in. - I'll show thee some attires, and have thy counsel - Which is the best to furnish me to-morrow. - [They walk away.] - Urs. She's lim'd, I warrant you! We have caught her, madam. - Hero. If it prove so, then loving goes by haps; - Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps. - Exeunt [Hero and Ursula]. - - [Beatrice advances from the arbour.] - - Beat. What fire is in mine ears? Can this be true? - Stand I condemn'd for pride and scorn so much? - Contempt, farewell! and maiden pride, adieu! - No glory lives behind the back of such. - And, Benedick, love on; I will requite thee, - Taming my wild heart to thy loving hand. - If thou dost love, my kindness shall incite thee - To bind our loves up in a holy band; - For others say thou dost deserve, and I - Believe it better than reportingly. Exit. - - - - -Scene II. -A room in Leonato's house. - -Enter Don Pedro, Claudio, Benedick, and Leonato. - - Pedro. I do but stay till your marriage be consummate, and then go - I toward Arragon. - Claud. I'll bring you thither, my lord, if you'll vouchsafe me. - Pedro. Nay, that would be as great a soil in the new gloss of your - marriage as to show a child his new coat and forbid him to wear - it. I will only be bold with Benedick for his company; for, from - the crown of his head to the sole of his foot, he is all mirth. - He hath twice or thrice cut Cupid's bowstring, and the little - hangman dare not shoot at him. He hath a heart as sound as a - bell; and his tongue is the clapper, for what his heart thinks, - his tongue speaks. - Bene. Gallants, I am not as I have been. - Leon. So say I. Methinks you are sadder. - Claud. I hope he be in love. - Pedro. Hang him, truant! There's no true drop of blood in him to be - truly touch'd with love. If he be sad, he wants money. - Bene. I have the toothache. - Pedro. Draw it. - Bene. Hang it! - Claud. You must hang it first and draw it afterwards. - Pedro. What? sigh for the toothache? - Leon. Where is but a humour or a worm. - Bene. Well, every one can master a grief but he that has it. - Claud. Yet say I he is in love. - Pedro. There is no appearance of fancy in him, unless it be a fancy - that he hath to strange disguises; as to be a Dutchman to-day, a - Frenchman to-morrow; or in the shape of two countries at once, as - a German from the waist downward, all slops, and a Spaniard from - the hip upward, no doublet. Unless he have a fancy to this - foolery, as it appears he hath, he is no fool for fancy, as you - would have it appear he is. - Claud. If he be not in love with some woman, there is no believing - old signs. 'A brushes his hat o' mornings. What should that bode? - Pedro. Hath any man seen him at the barber's? - Claud. No, but the barber's man hath been seen with him, and the - old ornament of his cheek hath already stuff'd tennis balls. - Leon. Indeed he looks younger than he did, by the loss of a beard. - Pedro. Nay, 'a rubs himself with civet. Can you smell him out by - that? - Claud. That's as much as to say, the sweet youth's in love. - Pedro. The greatest note of it is his melancholy. - Claud. And when was he wont to wash his face? - Pedro. Yea, or to paint himself? for the which I hear what they say - of him. - Claud. Nay, but his jesting spirit, which is new-crept into a - lutestring, and now govern'd by stops. - Pedro. Indeed that tells a heavy tale for him. Conclude, conclude, - he is in love. - Claud. Nay, but I know who loves him. - Pedro. That would I know too. I warrant, one that knows him not. - Claud. Yes, and his ill conditions; and in despite of all, dies for - him. - Pedro. She shall be buried with her face upwards. - Bene. Yet is this no charm for the toothache. Old signior, walk - aside with me. I have studied eight or nine wise words to speak - to you, which these hobby-horses must not hear. - [Exeunt Benedick and Leonato.] - Pedro. For my life, to break with him about Beatrice! - Claud. 'Tis even so. Hero and Margaret have by this played their - parts with Beatrice, and then the two bears will not bite one - another when they meet. - - Enter John the Bastard. - - John. My lord and brother, God save you. - Pedro. Good den, brother. - John. If your leisure serv'd, I would speak with you. - Pedro. In private? - John. If it please you. Yet Count Claudio may hear, for what I - would speak of concerns him. - Pedro. What's the matter? - John. [to Claudio] Means your lordship to be married tomorrow? - Pedro. You know he does. - John. I know not that, when he knows what I know. - Claud. If there be any impediment, I pray you discover it. - John. You may think I love you not. Let that appear hereafter, and - aim better at me by that I now will manifest. For my brother, I - think he holds you well and in dearness of heart hath holp to - effect your ensuing marriage--surely suit ill spent and labour - ill bestowed! - Pedro. Why, what's the matter? - John. I came hither to tell you, and, circumstances short'ned (for - she has been too long a-talking of), the lady is disloyal. - Claud. Who? Hero? - John. Even she--Leonato's Hero, your Hero, every man's Hero. - Claud. Disloyal? - John. The word is too good to paint out her wickedness. I could say - she were worse; think you of a worse title, and I will fit her to - it. Wonder not till further warrant. Go but with me to-night, you - shall see her chamber window ent'red, even the night before her - wedding day. If you love her then, to-morrow wed her. But it - would better fit your honour to change your mind. - Claud. May this be so? - Pedro. I will not think it. - John. If you dare not trust that you see, confess not that you - know. If you will follow me, I will show you enough; and when you - have seen more and heard more, proceed accordingly. - Claud. If I see anything to-night why I should not marry her - to-morrow, in the congregation where I should wed, there will I - shame her. - Pedro. And, as I wooed for thee to obtain her, I will join with - thee to disgrace her. - John. I will disparage her no farther till you are my witnesses. - Bear it coldly but till midnight, and let the issue show itself. - Pedro. O day untowardly turned! - Claud. O mischief strangely thwarting! - John. O plague right well prevented! - So will you say when you have seen the Sequel. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -A street. - -Enter Dogberry and his compartner [Verges], with the Watch. - - Dog. Are you good men and true? - Verg. Yea, or else it were pity but they should suffer salvation, - body and soul. - Dog. Nay, that were a punishment too good for them if they should - have any allegiance in them, being chosen for the Prince's watch. - Verg. Well, give them their charge, neighbour Dogberry. - Dog. First, who think you the most desartless man to be constable? - 1. Watch. Hugh Oatcake, sir, or George Seacoal; for they can write - and read. - Dog. Come hither, neighbour Seacoal. God hath bless'd you with a - good name. To be a well-favoured man is the gift of fortune, but - to write and read comes by nature. - 2. Watch. Both which, Master Constable-- - Dog. You have. I knew it would be your answer. Well, for your - favour, sir, why, give God thanks and make no boast of it; and - for your writing and reading, let that appear when there is no - need of such vanity. You are thought here to be the most - senseless and fit man for the constable of the watch. Therefore - bear you the lanthorn. This is your charge: you shall comprehend - all vagrom men; you are to bid any man stand, in the Prince's - name. - 2. Watch. How if 'a will not stand? - Dog. Why then, take no note of him, but let him go, and presently - call the rest of the watch together and thank God you are rid of - a knave. - Verg. If he will not stand when he is bidden, he is none of the - Prince's subjects. - Dog. True, and they are to meddle with none but the Prince's - subjects. You shall also make no noise in the streets; for for - the watch to babble and to talk is most tolerable, and not to be - endured. - 2. Watch. We will rather sleep than talk. We know what belongs to - a watch. - Dog. Why, you speak like an ancient and most quiet watchman, for I - cannot see how sleeping should offend. Only have a care that your - bills be not stol'n. Well, you are to call at all the alehouses - and bid those that are drunk get them to bed. - 2. Watch. How if they will not? - Dog. Why then, let them alone till they are sober. If they make you - not then the better answer, You may say they are not the men you - took them for. - 2. Watch. Well, sir. - Dog. If you meet a thief, you may suspect him, by virtue of your - office, to be no true man; and for such kind of men, the less you - meddle or make with them, why, the more your honesty. - 2. Watch. If we know him to be a thief, shall we not lay hands on - him? - Dog. Truly, by your office you may; but I think they that touch - pitch will be defil'd. The most peaceable way for you, if you do - take a thief, is to let him show himself what he is, and steal - out of your company. - Verg. You have been always called a merciful man, partner. - Dog. Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who - hath any honesty in him. - Verg. If you hear a child cry in the night, you must call to the - nurse and bid her still it. - 2. Watch. How if the nurse be asleep and will not hear us? - Dog. Why then, depart in peace and let the child wake her with - crying; for the ewe that will not hear her lamb when it baes will - never answer a calf when he bleats. - Verg. 'Tis very true. - Dog. This is the end of the charge: you, constable, are to present - the Prince's own person. If you meet the Prince in the night, - you may stay him. - Verg. Nay, by'r lady, that I think 'a cannot. - Dog. Five shillings to one on't with any man that knows the - statutes, he may stay him! Marry, not without the Prince be - willing; for indeed the watch ought to offend no man, and it is - an offence to stay a man against his will. - Verg. By'r lady, I think it be so. - Dog. Ha, ah, ha! Well, masters, good night. An there be any matter - of weight chances, call up me. Keep your fellows' counsels and - your own, and good night. Come, neighbour. - 2. Watch. Well, masters, we hear our charge. Let us go sit here - upon the church bench till two, and then all to bed. - Dog. One word more, honest neighbours. I pray you watch about - Signior Leonato's door; for the wedding being there tomorrow, - there is a great coil to-night. Adieu. Be vigitant, I beseech - you. Exeunt [Dogberry and Verges]. - - Enter Borachio and Conrade. - - Bora. What, Conrade! - 2. Watch. [aside] Peace! stir not! - Bora. Conrade, I say! - Con. Here, man. I am at thy elbow. - Bora. Mass, and my elbow itch'd! I thought there would a scab - follow. - Con. I will owe thee an answer for that; and now forward with thy - tale. - Bora. Stand thee close then under this penthouse, for it drizzles - rain, and I will, like a true drunkard, utter all to thee. - 2. Watch. [aside] Some treason, masters. Yet stand close. - Bora. Therefore know I have earned of Don John a thousand ducats. - Con. Is it possible that any villany should be so dear? - Bora. Thou shouldst rather ask if it were possible any villany - should be so rich; for when rich villains have need of poor ones, - poor ones may make what price they will. - Con. I wonder at it. - Bora. That shows thou art unconfirm'd. Thou knowest that the - fashion of a doublet, or a hat, or a cloak, is nothing to a man. - Con. Yes, it is apparel. - Bora. I mean the fashion. - Con. Yes, the fashion is the fashion. - Bora. Tush! I may as well say the fool's the fool. But seest thou - not what a deformed thief this fashion is? - 2. Watch. [aside] I know that Deformed. 'A bas been a vile thief - this seven year; 'a goes up and down like a gentleman. I remember - his name. - Bora. Didst thou not hear somebody? - Con. No; 'twas the vane on the house. - Bora. Seest thou not, I say, what a deformed thief this fashion is? - how giddily 'a turns about all the hot-bloods between fourteen - and five-and-thirty? sometimes fashioning them like Pharaoh's - soldiers in the reechy painting, sometime like god Bel's priests - in the old church window, sometime like the shaven Hercules in - the smirch'd worm-eaten tapestry, where his codpiece seems as - massy as his club? - Con. All this I see; and I see that the fashion wears out more - apparel than the man. But art not thou thyself giddy with the - fashion too, that thou hast shifted out of thy tale into telling - me of the fashion? - Bora. Not so neither. But know that I have to-night wooed Margaret, - the Lady Hero's gentlewoman, by the name of Hero. She leans me - out at her mistress' chamber window, bids me a thousand times - good night--I tell this tale vilely; I should first tell thee how - the Prince, Claudio and my master, planted and placed and - possessed by my master Don John, saw afar off in the orchard this - amiable encounter. - Con. And thought they Margaret was Hero? - Bora. Two of them did, the Prince and Claudio; but the devil my - master knew she was Margaret; and partly by his oaths, which - first possess'd them, partly by the dark night, which did deceive - them, but chiefly by my villany, which did confirm any slander - that Don John had made, away went Claudio enrag'd; swore he would - meet her, as he was appointed, next morning at the temple, and - there, before the whole congregation, shame her with what he saw - o'ernight and send her home again without a husband. - 2. Watch. We charge you in the Prince's name stand! - 1. Watch. Call up the right Master Constable. We have here - recover'd the most dangerous piece of lechery that ever was known - in the commonwealth. - 2. Watch. And one Deformed is one of them. I know him; 'a wears a - lock. - Con. Masters, masters-- - 1. Watch. You'll be made bring Deformed forth, I warrant you. - Con. Masters-- - 2. Watch. Never speak, we charge you. Let us obey you to go with - us. - Bora. We are like to prove a goodly commodity, being taken up of - these men's bills. - Con. A commodity in question, I warrant you. Come, we'll obey you. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene IV. -A Room in Leonato's house. - -Enter Hero, and Margaret and Ursula. - - Hero. Good Ursula, wake my cousin Beatrice and desire her to rise. - Urs. I will, lady. - Hero. And bid her come hither. - Urs. Well. [Exit.] - Marg. Troth, I think your other rebato were better. - Hero. No, pray thee, good Meg, I'll wear this. - Marg. By my troth, 's not so good, and I warrant your cousin will - say so. - Hero. My cousin's a fool, and thou art another. I'll wear none but - this. - Marg. I like the new tire within excellently, if the hair were a - thought browner; and your gown's a most rare fashion, i' faith. - I saw the Duchess of Milan's gown that they praise so. - Hero. O, that exceeds, they say. - Marg. By my troth, 's but a nightgown in respect of yours-- - cloth-o'-gold and cuts, and lac'd with silver, set with pearls - down sleeves, side-sleeves, and skirts, round underborne with - a blush tinsel. But for a fine, quaint, graceful, and excellent - fashion, yours is worth ten on't. - Hero. God give me joy to wear it! for my heart is exceeding heavy. - Marg. 'Twill be heavier soon by the weight of a man. - Hero. Fie upon thee! art not ashamed? - Marg. Of what, lady? of speaking honourably? Is not marriage - honourable in a beggar? Is not your lord honourable without - marriage? I think you would have me say, 'saving your reverence, - a husband.' An bad thinking do not wrest true speaking, I'll - offend nobody. Is there any harm in 'the heavier for a husband'? - None, I think, an it be the right husband and the right wife. - Otherwise 'tis light, and not heavy. Ask my Lady Beatrice else. - Here she comes. - - Enter Beatrice. - - Hero. Good morrow, coz. - Beat. Good morrow, sweet Hero. - Hero. Why, how now? Do you speak in the sick tune? - Beat. I am out of all other tune, methinks. - Marg. Clap's into 'Light o' love.' That goes without a burden. Do - you sing it, and I'll dance it. - Beat. Yea, 'Light o' love' with your heels! then, if your husband - have stables enough, you'll see he shall lack no barnes. - Marg. O illegitimate construction! I scorn that with my heels. - Beat. 'Tis almost five o'clock, cousin; 'tis time you were ready. - By my troth, I am exceeding ill. Hey-ho! - Marg. For a hawk, a horse, or a husband? - Beat. For the letter that begins them all, H. - Marg. Well, an you be not turn'd Turk, there's no more sailing by - the star. - Beat. What means the fool, trow? - Marg. Nothing I; but God send every one their heart's desire! - Hero. These gloves the Count sent me, they are an excellent - perfume. - Beat. I am stuff'd, cousin; I cannot smell. - Marg. A maid, and stuff'd! There's goodly catching of cold. - Beat. O, God help me! God help me! How long have you profess'd - apprehension? - Marg. Ever since you left it. Doth not my wit become me rarely? - Beat. It is not seen enough. You should wear it in your cap. By my - troth, I am sick. - Marg. Get you some of this distill'd carduus benedictus and lay it - to your heart. It is the only thing for a qualm. - Hero. There thou prick'st her with a thistle. - Beat. Benedictus? why benedictus? You have some moral in this - 'benedictus.' - Marg. Moral? No, by my troth, I have no moral meaning; I meant - plain holy thistle. You may think perchance that I think you are - in love. Nay, by'r lady, I am not such a fool to think what I - list; nor I list not to think what I can; nor indeed I cannot - think, if I would think my heart out of thinking, that you are in - love, or that you will be in love, or that you can be in love. - Yet Benedick was such another, and now is he become a man. He - swore he would never marry; and yet now in despite of his heart - he eats his meat without grudging; and how you may be converted I - know not, but methinks you look with your eyes as other women do. - Beat. What pace is this that thy tongue keeps? - Marg. Not a false gallop. - - Enter Ursula. - - Urs. Madam, withdraw. The Prince, the Count, Signior Benedick, Don - John, and all the gallants of the town are come to fetch you to - church. - Hero. Help to dress me, good coz, good Meg, good Ursula. - [Exeunt.] - - - - -Scene V. -The hall in Leonato's house. - -Enter Leonato and the Constable [Dogberry] and the Headborough [verges]. - - Leon. What would you with me, honest neighbour? - Dog. Marry, sir, I would have some confidence with you that decerns - you nearly. - Leon. Brief, I pray you; for you see it is a busy time with me. - Dog. Marry, this it is, sir. - Verg. Yes, in truth it is, sir. - Leon. What is it, my good friends? - Dog. Goodman Verges, sir, speaks a little off the matter--an old - man, sir, and his wits are not so blunt as, God help, I would - desire they were; but, in faith, honest as the skin between his - brows. - Verg. Yes, I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an - old man and no honester than I. - Dog. Comparisons are odorous. Palabras, neighbour Verges. - Leon. Neighbours, you are tedious. - Dog. It pleases your worship to say so, but we are the poor Duke's - officers; but truly, for mine own part, if I were as tedious as a - king, I could find in my heart to bestow it all of your worship. - Leon. All thy tediousness on me, ah? - Dog. Yea, in 'twere a thousand pound more than 'tis; for I hear as - good exclamation on your worship as of any man in the city; and - though I be but a poor man, I am glad to hear it. - Verg. And so am I. - Leon. I would fain know what you have to say. - Verg. Marry, sir, our watch to-night, excepting your worship's - presence, ha' ta'en a couple of as arrant knaves as any in - Messina. - Dog. A good old man, sir; he will be talking. As they say, 'When - the age is in, the wit is out.' God help us! it is a world to - see! Well said, i' faith, neighbour Verges. Well, God's a good - man. An two men ride of a horse, one must ride behind. An honest - soul, i' faith, sir, by my troth he is, as ever broke bread; but - God is to be worshipp'd; all men are not alike, alas, good - neighbour! - Leon. Indeed, neighbour, he comes too short of you. - Dog. Gifts that God gives. - Leon. I must leave you. - Dog. One word, sir. Our watch, sir, have indeed comprehended two - aspicious persons, and we would have them this morning examined - before your worship. - Leon. Take their examination yourself and bring it me. I am now in - great haste, as it may appear unto you. - Dog. It shall be suffigance. - Leon. Drink some wine ere you go. Fare you well. - - [Enter a Messenger.] - - Mess. My lord, they stay for you to give your daughter to her - husband. - Leon. I'll wait upon them. I am ready. - [Exeunt Leonato and Messenger.] - Dog. Go, good partner, go get you to Francis Seacoal; bid him bring - his pen and inkhorn to the jail. We are now to examination these - men. - Verg. And we must do it wisely. - Dog. We will spare for no wit, I warrant you. Here's that shall - drive some of them to a non-come. Only get the learned writer to - set down our excommunication, and meet me at the jail. - [Exeunt.] - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. Scene I. -A church. - -Enter Don Pedro, [John the] Bastard, Leonato, Friar [Francis], Claudio, -Benedick, Hero, Beatrice, [and Attendants]. - - Leon. Come, Friar Francis, be brief. Only to the plain form of - marriage, and you shall recount their particular duties - afterwards. - Friar. You come hither, my lord, to marry this lady? - Claud. No. - Leon. To be married to her. Friar, you come to marry her. - Friar. Lady, you come hither to be married to this count? - Hero. I do. - Friar. If either of you know any inward impediment why you should - not be conjoined, I charge you on your souls to utter it. - Claud. Know you any, Hero? - Hero. None, my lord. - Friar. Know you any, Count? - Leon. I dare make his answer--none. - Claud. O, what men dare do! what men may do! what men daily do, not - knowing what they do! - Bene. How now? interjections? Why then, some be of laughing, as, - ah, ha, he! - Claud. Stand thee by, friar. Father, by your leave: - Will you with free and unconstrained soul - Give me this maid your daughter? - Leon. As freely, son, as God did give her me. - Claud. And what have I to give you back whose worth - May counterpoise this rich and precious gift? - Pedro. Nothing, unless you render her again. - Claud. Sweet Prince, you learn me noble thankfulness. - There, Leonato, take her back again. - Give not this rotten orange to your friend. - She's but the sign and semblance of her honour. - Behold how like a maid she blushes here! - O, what authority and show of truth - Can cunning sin cover itself withal! - Comes not that blood as modest evidence - To witness simple virtue, Would you not swear, - All you that see her, that she were a maid - By these exterior shows? But she is none: - She knows the heat of a luxurious bed; - Her blush is guiltiness, not modesty. - Leon. What do you mean, my lord? - Claud. Not to be married, - Not to knit my soul to an approved wanton. - Leon. Dear my lord, if you, in your own proof, - Have vanquish'd the resistance of her youth - And made defeat of her virginity-- - Claud. I know what you would say. If I have known her, - You will say she did embrace me as a husband, - And so extenuate the forehand sin. - No, Leonato, - I never tempted her with word too large, - But, as a brother to his sister, show'd - Bashful sincerity and comely love. - Hero. And seem'd I ever otherwise to you? - Claud. Out on the seeming! I will write against it. - You seem to me as Dian in her orb, - As chaste as is the bud ere it be blown; - But you are more intemperate in your blood - Than Venus, or those pamp'red animals - That rage in savage sensuality. - Hero. Is my lord well that he doth speak so wide? - Leon. Sweet Prince, why speak not you? - Pedro. What should I speak? - I stand dishonour'd that have gone about - To link my dear friend to a common stale. - Leon. Are these things spoken, or do I but dream? - John. Sir, they are spoken, and these things are true. - Bene. This looks not like a nuptial. - Hero. 'True!' O God! - Claud. Leonato, stand I here? - Is this the Prince, Is this the Prince's brother? - Is this face Hero's? Are our eyes our own? - Leon. All this is so; but what of this, my lord? - Claud. Let me but move one question to your daughter, - And by that fatherly and kindly power - That you have in her, bid her answer truly. - Leon. I charge thee do so, as thou art my child. - Hero. O, God defend me! How am I beset! - What kind of catechising call you this? - Claud. To make you answer truly to your name. - Hero. Is it not Hero? Who can blot that name - With any just reproach? - Claud. Marry, that can Hero! - Hero itself can blot out Hero's virtue. - What man was he talk'd with you yesternight, - Out at your window betwixt twelve and one? - Now, if you are a maid, answer to this. - Hero. I talk'd with no man at that hour, my lord. - Pedro. Why, then are you no maiden. Leonato, - I am sorry you must hear. Upon my honour, - Myself, my brother, and this grieved Count - Did see her, hear her, at that hour last night - Talk with a ruffian at her chamber window, - Who hath indeed, most like a liberal villain, - Confess'd the vile encounters they have had - A thousand times in secret. - John. Fie, fie! they are not to be nam'd, my lord-- - Not to be spoke of; - There is not chastity, enough in language - Without offence to utter them. Thus, pretty lady, - I am sorry for thy much misgovernment. - Claud. O Hero! what a Hero hadst thou been - If half thy outward graces had been plac'd - About thy thoughts and counsels of thy heart! - But fare thee well, most foul, most fair! Farewell, - Thou pure impiety and impious purity! - For thee I'll lock up all the gates of love, - And on my eyelids shall conjecture hang, - To turn all beauty into thoughts of harm, - And never shall it more be gracious. - Leon. Hath no man's dagger here a point for me? - [Hero swoons.] - Beat. Why, how now, cousin? Wherefore sink you down? - John. Come let us go. These things, come thus to light, - Smother her spirits up. - [Exeunt Don Pedro, Don Juan, and Claudio.] - Bene. How doth the lady? - Beat. Dead, I think. Help, uncle! - Hero! why, Hero! Uncle! Signior Benedick! Friar! - Leon. O Fate, take not away thy heavy hand! - Death is the fairest cover for her shame - That may be wish'd for. - Beat. How now, cousin Hero? - Friar. Have comfort, lady. - Leon. Dost thou look up? - Friar. Yea, wherefore should she not? - Leon. Wherefore? Why, doth not every earthly thing - Cry shame upon her? Could she here deny - The story that is printed in her blood? - Do not live, Hero; do not ope thine eyes; - For, did I think thou wouldst not quickly die, - Thought I thy spirits were stronger than thy shames, - Myself would on the rearward of reproaches - Strike at thy life. Griev'd I, I had but one? - Child I for that at frugal nature's frame? - O, one too much by thee! Why had I one? - Why ever wast thou lovely in my eyes? - Why had I not with charitable hand - Took up a beggar's issue at my gates, - Who smirched thus and mir'd with infamy, - I might have said, 'No part of it is mine; - This shame derives itself from unknown loins'? - But mine, and mine I lov'd, and mine I prais'd, - And mine that I was proud on--mine so much - That I myself was to myself not mine, - Valuing of her--why, she, O, she is fall'n - Into a pit of ink, that the wide sea - Hath drops too few to wash her clean again, - And salt too little which may season give - To her foul tainted flesh! - Bene. Sir, sir, be patient. - For my part, I am so attir'd in wonder, - I know not what to say. - Beat. O, on my soul, my cousin is belied! - Bene. Lady, were you her bedfellow last night? - Beat. No, truly, not; although, until last night, - I have this twelvemonth been her bedfellow - Leon. Confirm'd, confirm'd! O, that is stronger made - Which was before barr'd up with ribs of iron! - Would the two princes lie? and Claudio lie, - Who lov'd her so that, speaking of her foulness, - Wash'd it with tears? Hence from her! let her die. - Friar. Hear me a little; - For I have only been silent so long, - And given way unto this course of fortune, - By noting of the lady. I have mark'd - A thousand blushing apparitions - To start into her face, a thousand innocent shames - In angel whiteness beat away those blushes, - And in her eye there hath appear'd a fire - To burn the errors that these princes hold - Against her maiden truth. Call me a fool; - Trust not my reading nor my observation, - Which with experimental seal doth warrant - The tenure of my book; trust not my age, - My reverence, calling, nor divinity, - If this sweet lady lie not guiltless here - Under some biting error. - Leon. Friar, it cannot be. - Thou seest that all the grace that she hath left - Is that she will not add to her damnation - A sin of perjury: she not denies it. - Why seek'st thou then to cover with excuse - That which appears in proper nakedness? - Friar. Lady, what man is he you are accus'd of? - Hero. They know that do accuse me; I know none. - If I know more of any man alive - Than that which maiden modesty doth warrant, - Let all my sins lack mercy! O my father, - Prove you that any man with me convers'd - At hours unmeet, or that I yesternight - Maintain'd the change of words with any creature, - Refuse me, hate me, torture me to death! - Friar. There is some strange misprision in the princes. - Bene. Two of them have the very bent of honour; - And if their wisdoms be misled in this, - The practice of it lives in John the bastard, - Whose spirits toil in frame of villanies. - Leon. I know not. If they speak but truth of her, - These hands shall tear her. If they wrong her honour, - The proudest of them shall well hear of it. - Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine, - Nor age so eat up my invention, - Nor fortune made such havoc of my means, - Nor my bad life reft me so much of friends, - But they shall find awak'd in such a kind - Both strength of limb and policy of mind, - Ability in means, and choice of friends, - To quit me of them throughly. - Friar. Pause awhile - And let my counsel sway you in this case. - Your daughter here the princes left for dead, - Let her awhile be secretly kept in, - And publish it that she is dead indeed; - Maintain a mourning ostentation, - And on your family's old monument - Hang mournful epitaphs, and do all rites - That appertain unto a burial. - Leon. What shall become of this? What will this do? - Friar. Marry, this well carried shall on her behalf - Change slander to remorse. That is some good. - But not for that dream I on this strange course, - But on this travail look for greater birth. - She dying, as it must be so maintain'd, - Upon the instant that she was accus'd, - Shall be lamented, pitied, and excus'd - Of every hearer; for it so falls out - That what we have we prize not to the worth - Whiles we enjoy it, but being lack'd and lost, - Why, then we rack the value, then we find - The virtue that possession would not show us - Whiles it was ours. So will it fare with Claudio. - When he shall hear she died upon his words, - Th' idea of her life shall sweetly creep - Into his study of imagination, - And every lovely organ of her life - Shall come apparell'd in more precious habit, - More moving, delicate, and full of life, - Into the eye and prospect of his soul - Than when she liv'd indeed. Then shall he mourn - (If ever love had interest in his liver) - And wish he had not so accused her-- - No, though be thought his accusation true. - Let this be so, and doubt not but success - Will fashion the event in better shape - Than I can lay it down in likelihood. - But if all aim but this be levell'd false, - The supposition of the lady's death - Will quench the wonder of her infamy. - And if it sort not well, you may conceal her, - As best befits her wounded reputation, - In some reclusive and religious life, - Out of all eyes, tongues, minds, and injuries. - Bene. Signior Leonato, let the friar advise you; - And though you know my inwardness and love - Is very much unto the Prince and Claudio, - Yet, by mine honour, I will deal in this - As secretly and justly as your soul - Should with your body. - Leon. Being that I flow in grief, - The smallest twine may lead me. - Friar. 'Tis well consented. Presently away; - For to strange sores strangely they strain the cure. - Come, lady, die to live. This wedding day - Perhaps is but prolong'd. Have patience and endure. - Exeunt [all but Benedick and Beatrice]. - Bene. Lady Beatrice, have you wept all this while? - Beat. Yea, and I will weep a while longer. - Bene. I will not desire that. - Beat. You have no reason. I do it freely. - Bene. Surely I do believe your fair cousin is wronged. - Beat. Ah, how much might the man deserve of me that would right - her! - Bene. Is there any way to show such friendship? - Beat. A very even way, but no such friend. - Bene. May a man do it? - Beat. It is a man's office, but not yours. - Bene. I do love nothing in the world so well as you. Is not that - strange? - Beat. As strange as the thing I know not. It were as possible for - me to say I loved nothing so well as you. But believe me not; and - yet I lie not. I confess nothing, nor I deny nothing. I am sorry - for my cousin. - Bene. By my sword, Beatrice, thou lovest me. - Beat. Do not swear, and eat it. - Bene. I will swear by it that you love me, and I will make him eat - it that says I love not you. - Beat. Will you not eat your word? - Bene. With no sauce that can be devised to it. I protest I love - thee. - Beat. Why then, God forgive me! - Bene. What offence, sweet Beatrice? - Beat. You have stayed me in a happy hour. I was about to protest I - loved you. - Bene. And do it with all thy heart. - Beat. I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to - protest. - Bene. Come, bid me do anything for thee. - Beat. Kill Claudio. - Bene. Ha! not for the wide world! - Beat. You kill me to deny it. Farewell. - Bene. Tarry, sweet Beatrice. - Beat. I am gone, though I am here. There is no love in you. Nay, I - pray you let me go. - Bene. Beatrice-- - Beat. In faith, I will go. - Bene. We'll be friends first. - Beat. You dare easier be friends with me than fight with mine - enemy. - Bene. Is Claudio thine enemy? - Beat. Is 'a not approved in the height a villain, that hath - slandered, scorned, dishonoured my kinswoman? O that I were a - man! What? bear her in hand until they come to take hands, and - then with public accusation, uncover'd slander, unmitigated - rancour--O God, that I were a man! I would eat his heart in the - market place. - Bene. Hear me, Beatrice! - Beat. Talk with a man out at a window!-a proper saying! - Bene. Nay but Beatrice-- - Beat. Sweet Hero! she is wrong'd, she is sland'red, she is undone. - Bene. Beat-- - Beat. Princes and Counties! Surely a princely testimony, a goodly - count, Count Comfect, a sweet gallant surely! O that I were a man - for his sake! or that I had any friend would be a man for my - sake! But manhood is melted into cursies, valour into compliment, - and men are only turn'd into tongue, and trim ones too. He is now - as valiant as Hercules that only tells a lie,and swears it. I - cannot be a man with wishing; therefore I will die a woman with - grieving. - Bene. Tarry, good Beatrice. By this hand, I love thee. - Beat. Use it for my love some other way than swearing by it. - Bene. Think you in your soul the Count Claudio hath wrong'd Hero? - Beat. Yea, as sure is I have a thought or a soul. - Bene. Enough, I am engag'd, I will challenge him. I will kiss your - hand, and so I leave you. By this hand, Claudio shall render me a - dear account. As you hear of me, so think of me. Go comfort your - cousin. I must say she is dead-and so farewell. - [Exeunt.] - - - - -Scene II. -A prison. - -Enter the Constables [Dogberry and Verges] and the Sexton, in gowns, -[and the Watch, with Conrade and] Borachio. - - Dog. Is our whole dissembly appear'd? - Verg. O, a stool and a cushion for the sexton. - Sex. Which be the malefactors? - Dog. Marry, that am I and my partner. - Verg. Nay, that's certain. We have the exhibition to examine. - Sex. But which are the offenders that are to be examined? let them - come before Master Constable. - Dog. Yea, marry, let them come before me. What is your name, - friend? - Bor. Borachio. - Dog. Pray write down Borachio. Yours, sirrah? - Con. I am a gentleman, sir, and my name is Conrade. - Dog. Write down Master Gentleman Conrade. Masters, do you serve - God? - Both. Yea, sir, we hope. - Dog. Write down that they hope they serve God; and write God first, - for God defend but God should go before such villains! Masters, - it is proved already that you are little better than false - knaves, and it will go near to be thought so shortly. How answer - you for yourselves? - Con. Marry, sir, we say we are none. - Dog. A marvellous witty fellow, I assure you; but I will go about - with him. Come you hither, sirrah. A word in your ear. Sir, I say - to you, it is thought you are false knaves. - Bora. Sir, I say to you we are none. - Dog. Well, stand aside. Fore God, they are both in a tale. - Have you writ down that they are none? - Sex. Master Constable, you go not the way to examine. You must call - forth the watch that are their accusers. - Dog. Yea, marry, that's the eftest way. Let the watch come forth. - Masters, I charge you in the Prince's name accuse these men. - 1. Watch. This man said, sir, that Don John the Prince's brother - was a villain. - Dog. Write down Prince John a villain. Why, this is flat perjury, - to call a prince's brother villain. - Bora. Master Constable-- - Dog. Pray thee, fellow, peace. I do not like thy look, I promise - thee. - Sex. What heard you him say else? - 2. Watch. Marry, that he had received a thousand ducats of Don John - for accusing the Lady Hero wrongfully. - Dog. Flat burglary as ever was committed. - Verg. Yea, by th' mass, that it is. - Sex. What else, fellow? - 1. Watch. And that Count Claudio did mean, upon his words, to - disgrace Hero before the whole assembly, and not marry her. - Dog. O villain! thou wilt be condemn'd into everlasting redemption - for this. - Sex. What else? - Watchmen. This is all. - Sex. And this is more, masters, than you can deny. Prince John is - this morning secretly stol'n away. Hero was in this manner - accus'd, in this manner refus'd, and upon the grief of this - suddenly died. Master Constable, let these men be bound and - brought to Leonato's. I will go before and show him their - examination. [Exit.] - Dog. Come, let them be opinion'd. - Verg. Let them be in the hands-- - Con. Off, coxcomb! - Dog. God's my life, where's the sexton? Let him write down the - Prince's officer coxcomb. Come, bind them.--Thou naughty varlet! - Con. Away! you are an ass, you are an ass. - Dog. Dost thou not suspect my place? Dost thou not suspect my - years? O that he were here to write me down an ass! But, masters, - remember that I am an ass. Though it be not written down, yet - forget not that I am an ass. No, thou villain, thou art full of - piety, as shall be prov'd upon thee by good witness. I am a wise - fellow; and which is more, an officer; and which is more, a - householder; and which is more, as pretty a piece of flesh as any - is in Messina, and one that knows the law, go to! and a rich - fellow enough, go to! and a fellow that hath had losses; and one - that hath two gowns and everything handsome about him. Bring him - away. O that I had been writ down an ass! - Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. Scene I. -The street, near Leonato's house. - -Enter Leonato and his brother [ Antonio]. - - Ant. If you go on thus, you will kill yourself, - And 'tis not wisdom thus to second grief - Against yourself. - Leon. I pray thee cease thy counsel, - Which falls into mine ears as profitless - As water in a sieve. Give not me counsel, - Nor let no comforter delight mine ear - But such a one whose wrongs do suit with mine. - Bring me a father that so lov'd his child, - Whose joy of her is overwhelm'd like mine, - And bid him speak to me of patience. - Measure his woe the length and breadth of mine, - And let it answer every strain for strain, - As thus for thus, and such a grief for such, - In every lineament, branch, shape, and form. - If such a one will smile and stroke his beard, - Bid sorrow wag, cry 'hem' when he should groan, - Patch grief with proverbs, make misfortune drunk - With candle-wasters--bring him yet to me, - And I of him will gather patience. - But there is no such man; for, brother, men - Can counsel and speak comfort to that grief - Which they themselves not feel; but, tasting it, - Their counsel turns to passion, which before - Would give preceptial medicine to rage, - Fetter strong madness in a silken thread, - Charm ache with air and agony with words. - No, no! 'Tis all men's office to speak patience - To those that wring under the load of sorrow, - But no man's virtue nor sufficiency - To be so moral when he shall endure - The like himself. Therefore give me no counsel. - My griefs cry louder than advertisement. - Ant. Therein do men from children nothing differ. - Leon. I pray thee peace. I will be flesh and blood; - For there was never yet philosopher - That could endure the toothache patiently, - However they have writ the style of gods - And made a push at chance and sufferance. - Ant. Yet bend not all the harm upon yourself. - Make those that do offend you suffer too. - Leon. There thou speak'st reason. Nay, I will do so. - My soul doth tell me Hero is belied; - And that shall Claudio know; so shall the Prince, - And all of them that thus dishonour her. - - Enter Don Pedro and Claudio. - - Ant. Here comes the Prince and Claudio hastily. - Pedro. Good den, Good den. - Claud. Good day to both of you. - Leon. Hear you, my lords! - Pedro. We have some haste, Leonato. - Leon. Some haste, my lord! well, fare you well, my lord. - Are you so hasty now? Well, all is one. - Pedro. Nay, do not quarrel with us, good old man. - Ant. If he could right himself with quarrelling, - Some of us would lie low. - Claud. Who wrongs him? - Leon. Marry, thou dost wrong me, thou dissembler, thou! - Nay, never lay thy hand upon thy sword; - I fear thee not. - Claud. Mary, beshrew my hand - If it should give your age such cause of fear. - In faith, my hand meant nothing to my sword. - Leon. Tush, tush, man! never fleer and jest at me - I speak not like a dotard nor a fool, - As under privilege of age to brag - What I have done being young, or what would do, - Were I not old. Know, Claudio, to thy head, - Thou hast so wrong'd mine innocent child and me - That I am forc'd to lay my reverence by - And, with grey hairs and bruise of many days, - Do challenge thee to trial of a man. - I say thou hast belied mine innocent child; - Thy slander hath gone through and through her heart, - And she lied buried with her ancestors- - O, in a tomb where never scandal slept, - Save this of hers, fram'd by thy villany! - Claud. My villany? - Leon. Thine, Claudio; thine I say. - Pedro. You say not right, old man - Leon. My lord, my lord, - I'll prove it on his body if he dare, - Despite his nice fence and his active practice, - His May of youth and bloom of lustihood. - Claud. Away! I will not have to do with you. - Leon. Canst thou so daff me? Thou hast kill'd my child. - If thou kill'st me, boy, thou shalt kill a man. - And. He shall kill two of us, and men indeed - But that's no matter; let him kill one first. - Win me and wear me! Let him answer me. - Come, follow me, boy,. Come, sir boy, come follow me. - Sir boy, I'll whip you from your foining fence! - Nay, as I am a gentleman, I will. - Leon. Brother-- - Ant. Content yourself. God knows I lov'd my niece, - And she is dead, slander'd to death by villains, - That dare as well answer a man indeed - As I dare take a serpent by the tongue. - Boys, apes, braggarts, jacks, milksops! - Leon. Brother Anthony-- - Ant. Hold you content. What, man! I know them, yea, - And what they weigh, even to the utmost scruple, - Scambling, outfacing, fashion-monging boys, - That lie and cog and flout, deprave and slander, - Go anticly, show outward hideousness, - And speak off half a dozen dang'rous words, - How they might hurt their enemies, if they durst; - And this is all. - Leon. But, brother Anthony-- - Ant. Come, 'tis no matter. - Do not you meddle; let me deal in this. - Pedro. Gentlemen both, we will not wake your patience. - My heart is sorry for your daughter's death; - But, on my honour, she was charg'd with nothing - But what was true, and very full of proof. - Leon. My lord, my lord-- - Pedro. I will not hear you. - Leon. No? Come, brother, away!--I will be heard. - Ant. And shall, or some of us will smart for it. - Exeunt ambo. - - Enter Benedick. - - Pedro. See, see! Here comes the man we went to seek. - Claud. Now, signior, what news? - Bene. Good day, my lord. - Pedro. Welcome, signior. You are almost come to part almost a fray. - Claud. We had lik'd to have had our two noses snapp'd off with two - old men without teeth. - Pedro. Leonato and his brother. What think'st thou? Had we fought, - I doubt we should have been too young for them. - Bene. In a false quarrel there is no true valour. I came to seek - you both. - Claud. We have been up and down to seek thee; for we are high-proof - melancholy, and would fain have it beaten away. Wilt thou use thy - wit? - Bene. It is in my scabbard. Shall I draw it? - Pedro. Dost thou wear thy wit by thy side? - Claud. Never any did so, though very many have been beside their - wit. I will bid thee draw, as we do the minstrel--draw to - pleasure us. - Pedro. As I am an honest man, he looks pale. Art thou sick or - angry? - Claud. What, courage, man! What though care kill'd a cat, thou hast - mettle enough in thee to kill care. - Bene. Sir, I shall meet your wit in the career an you charge it - against me. I pray you choose another subject. - Claud. Nay then, give him another staff; this last was broke cross. - Pedro. By this light, he changes more and more. I think he be angry - indeed. - Claud. If he be, he knows how to turn his girdle. - Bene. Shall I speak a word in your ear? - Claud. God bless me from a challenge! - Bene. [aside to Claudio] You are a villain. I jest not; I will make - it good how you dare, with what you dare, and when you dare. Do - me right, or I will protest your cowardice. You have kill'd a - sweet lady, and her death shall fall heavy on you. Let me hear - from you. - Claud. Well, I will meet you, so I may have good cheer. - Pedro. What, a feast, a feast? - Claud. I' faith, I thank him, he hath bid me to a calve's head and - a capon, the which if I do not carve most curiously, say my - knife's naught. Shall I not find a woodcock too? - Bene. Sir, your wit ambles well; it goes easily. - Pedro. I'll tell thee how Beatrice prais'd thy wit the other day. I - said thou hadst a fine wit: 'True,' said she, 'a fine little - one.' 'No,' said I, 'a great wit.' 'Right,' says she, 'a great - gross one.' 'Nay,' said I, 'a good wit.' 'Just,' said she, 'it - hurts nobody.' 'Nay,' said I, 'the gentleman is wise.' 'Certain,' - said she, a wise gentleman.' 'Nay,' said I, 'he hath the - tongues.' 'That I believe' said she, 'for he swore a thing to me - on Monday night which he forswore on Tuesday morning. There's a - double tongue; there's two tongues.' Thus did she an hour - together transshape thy particular virtues. Yet at last she - concluded with a sigh, thou wast the proper'st man in Italy. - Claud. For the which she wept heartily and said she cared not. - Pedro. Yea, that she did; but yet, for all that, an if she did not - hate him deadly, she would love him dearly. The old man's - daughter told us all. - Claud. All, all! and moreover, God saw him when he was hid in the - garden. - Pedro. But when shall we set the savage bull's horns on the - sensible Benedick's head? - Claud. Yea, and text underneath, 'Here dwells Benedick, the married - man'? - Bene. Fare you well, boy; you know my mind. I will leave you now to - your gossiplike humour. You break jests as braggards do their - blades, which God be thanked hurt not. My lord, for your many - courtesies I thank you. I must discontinue your company. Your - brother the bastard is fled from Messina. You have among you - kill'd a sweet and innocent lady. For my Lord Lackbeard there, he - and I shall meet; and till then peace be with him. - [Exit.] - Pedro. He is in earnest. - Claud. In most profound earnest; and, I'll warrant you, for the - love of Beatrice. - Pedro. And hath challeng'd thee. - Claud. Most sincerely. - Pedro. What a pretty thing man is when he goes in his doublet and - hose and leaves off his wit! - - Enter Constables [Dogberry and Verges, with the Watch, leading] - Conrade and Borachio. - - Claud. He is then a giant to an ape; but then is an ape a doctor to - such a man. - Pedro. But, soft you, let me be! Pluck up, my heart, and be sad! - Did he not say my brother was fled? - Dog. Come you, sir. If justice cannot tame you, she shall ne'er - weigh more reasons in her balance. Nay, an you be a cursing - hypocrite once, you must be look'd to. - Pedro. How now? two of my brother's men bound? Borachio one. - Claud. Hearken after their offence, my lord. - Pedro. Officers, what offence have these men done? - Dog. Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they - have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and - lastly, they have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified - unjust things; and to conclude, they are lying knaves. - Pedro. First, I ask thee what they have done; thirdly, I ask thee - what's their offence; sixth and lastly, why they are committed; - and to conclude, what you lay to their charge. - Claud. Rightly reasoned, and in his own division; and by my troth - there's one meaning well suited. - Pedro. Who have you offended, masters, that you are thus bound to - your answer? This learned constable is too cunning to be - understood. What's your offence? - Bora. Sweet Prince, let me go no farther to mine answer. Do you - hear me, and let this Count kill me. I have deceived even your - very eyes. What your wisdoms could not discover, these shallow - fools have brought to light, who in the night overheard me - confessing to this man, how Don John your brother incensed me to - slander the Lady Hero; how you were brought into the orchard and - saw me court Margaret in Hero's garments; how you disgrac'd her - when you should marry her. My villany they have upon record, - which I had rather seal with my death than repeat over to my - shame. The lady is dead upon mine and my master's false - accusation; and briefly, I desire nothing but the reward of a - villain. - Pedro. Runs not this speech like iron through your blood? - Claud. I have drunk poison whiles he utter'd it. - Pedro. But did my brother set thee on to this? - Bora. Yea, and paid me richly for the practice of it. - Pedro. He is compos'd and fram'd of treachery, - And fled he is upon this villany. - Claud. Sweet Hero, now thy image doth appear - In the rare semblance that I lov'd it first. - Dog. Come, bring away the plaintiffs. By this time our sexton hath - reformed Signior Leonato of the matter. And, masters, do not - forget to specify, when time and place shall serve, that I am an - ass. - Verg. Here, here comes Master Signior Leonato, and the sexton too. - - Enter Leonato, his brother [Antonio], and the Sexton. - - Leon. Which is the villain? Let me see his eyes, - That, when I note another man like him, - I may avoid him. Which of these is he? - Bora. If you would know your wronger, look on me. - Leon. Art thou the slave that with thy breath hast kill'd - Mine innocent child? - Bora. Yea, even I alone. - Leon. No, not so, villain! thou beliest thyself. - Here stand a pair of honourable men-- - A third is fled--that had a hand in it. - I thank you princes for my daughter's death. - Record it with your high and worthy deeds. - 'Twas bravely done, if you bethink you of it. - Claud. I know not how to pray your patience; - Yet I must speak. Choose your revenge yourself; - Impose me to what penance your invention - Can lay upon my sin. Yet sinn'd I not - But in mistaking. - Pedro. By my soul, nor I! - And yet, to satisfy this good old man, - I would bend under any heavy weight - That he'll enjoin me to. - Leon. I cannot bid you bid my daughter live- - That were impossible; but I pray you both, - Possess the people in Messina here - How innocent she died; and if your love - Can labour aught in sad invention, - Hang her an epitaph upon her tomb, - And sing it to her bones--sing it to-night. - To-morrow morning come you to my house, - And since you could not be my son-in-law, - Be yet my nephew. My brother hath a daughter, - Almost the copy of my child that's dead, - And she alone is heir to both of us. - Give her the right you should have giv'n her cousin, - And so dies my revenge. - Claud. O noble sir! - Your over-kindness doth wring tears from me. - I do embrace your offer; and dispose - For henceforth of poor Claudio. - Leon. To-morrow then I will expect your coming; - To-night I take my leave. This naughty man - Shall fact to face be brought to Margaret, - Who I believe was pack'd in all this wrong, - Hir'd to it by your brother. - Bora. No, by my soul, she was not; - Nor knew not what she did when she spoke to me; - But always hath been just and virtuous - In anything that I do know by her. - Dog. Moreover, sir, which indeed is not under white and black, this - plaintiff here, the offender, did call me ass. I beseech you let - it be rememb'red in his punishment. And also the watch heard them - talk of one Deformed. They say he wears a key in his ear, and a - lock hanging by it, and borrows money in God's name, the which he - hath us'd so long and never paid that now men grow hard-hearted - and will lend nothing for God's sake. Pray you examine him upon - that point. - Leon. I thank thee for thy care and honest pains. - Dog. Your worship speaks like a most thankful and reverent youth, - and I praise God for you. - Leon. There's for thy pains. [Gives money.] - Dog. God save the foundation! - Leon. Go, I discharge thee of thy prisoner, and I thank thee. - Dog. I leave an arrant knave with your worship, which I beseech - your worship to correct yourself, for the example of others. - God keep your worship! I wish your worship well. God restore you - to health! I humbly give you leave to depart; and if a merry - meeting may be wish'd, God prohibit it! Come, neighbour. - Exeunt [Dogberry and Verges]. - Leon. Until to-morrow morning, lords, farewell. - Ant. Farewell, my lords. We look for you to-morrow. - Pedro. We will not fall. - Claud. To-night I'll mourn with Hero. - [Exeunt Don Pedro and Claudio.] - Leon. [to the Watch] Bring you these fellows on.--We'll talk with - Margaret, - How her acquaintance grew with this lewd fellow. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -Leonato's orchard. - -Enter Benedick and Margaret [meeting]. - - Bene. Pray thee, sweet Mistress Margaret, deserve well at my hands - by helping me to the speech of Beatrice. - Marg. Will you then write me a sonnet in praise of my beauty? - Bene. In so high a style, Margaret, that no man living shall come - over it; for in most comely truth thou deservest it. - Marg. To have no man come over me? Why, shall I always keep below - stairs? - Bene. Thy wit is as quick as the greyhound's mouth--it catches. - Marg. And yours as blunt as the fencer's foils, which hit but hurt - not. - Bene. A most manly wit, Margaret: it will not hurt a woman. - And so I pray thee call Beatrice. I give thee the bucklers. - Marg. Give us the swords; we have bucklers of our own. - Bene. If you use them, Margaret, you must put in the pikes with a - vice, and they are dangerous weapons for maids. - Marg. Well, I will call Beatrice to you, who I think hath legs. - Bene. And therefore will come. - Exit Margaret. - [Sings] The god of love, - That sits above - And knows me, and knows me, - How pitiful I deserve-- - - I mean in singing; but in loving Leander the good swimmer, - Troilus the first employer of panders, and a whole book full of - these quondam carpet-mongers, whose names yet run smoothly in the - even road of a blank verse--why, they were never so truly turn'd - over and over as my poor self in love. Marry, I cannot show it in - rhyme. I have tried. I can find out no rhyme to 'lady' but 'baby' - --an innocent rhyme; for 'scorn,' 'horn'--a hard rhyme; for - 'school', 'fool'--a babbling rhyme: very ominous endings! No, I - was not born under a rhyming planet, nor cannot woo in festival - terms. - - Enter Beatrice. - - Sweet Beatrice, wouldst thou come when I call'd thee? - Beat. Yea, signior, and depart when you bid me. - Bene. O, stay but till then! - Beat. 'Then' is spoken. Fare you well now. And yet, ere I go, let - me go with that I came for, which is, with knowing what hath - pass'd between you and Claudio. - Bene. Only foul words; and thereupon I will kiss thee. - Beat. Foul words is but foul wind, and foul wind is but foul - breath, and foul breath is noisome. Therefore I will depart - unkiss'd. - Bene. Thou hast frighted the word out of his right sense, so - forcible is thy wit. But I must tell thee plainly, Claudio - undergoes my challenge; and either I must shortly hear from him - or I will subscribe him a coward. And I pray thee now tell me, - for which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me? - Beat. For them all together, which maintain'd so politic a state of - evil that they will not admit any good part to intermingle with - them. But for which of my good parts did you first suffer love - for me? - Bene. Suffer love!--a good epithet. I do suffer love indeed, for I - love thee against my will. - Beat. In spite of your heart, I think. Alas, poor heart! If you - spite it for my sake, I will spite it for yours, for I will never - love that which my friend hates. - Bene. Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably. - Beat. It appears not in this confession. There's not one wise man - among twenty, that will praise himself. - Bene. An old, an old instance, Beatrice, that liv'd in the time of - good neighbours. If a man do not erect in this age his own tomb - ere he dies, he shall live no longer in monument than the bell - rings and the widow weeps. - Beat. And how long is that, think you? - Bene. Question: why, an hour in clamour and a quarter in rheum. - Therefore is it most expedient for the wise, if Don Worm (his - conscience) find no impediment to the contrary, to be the trumpet - of his own virtues, as I am to myself. So much for praising - myself, who, I myself will bear witness, is praiseworthy. And now - tell me, how doth your cousin? - Beat. Very ill. - Bene. And how do you? - Beat. Very ill too. - Bene. Serve God, love me, and mend. There will I leave you too, for - here comes one in haste. - - Enter Ursula. - - Urs. Madam, you must come to your uncle. Yonder's old coil at home. - It is proved my Lady Hero hath been falsely accus'd, the Prince - and Claudio mightily abus'd, and Don John is the author of all, - who is fled and gone. Will you come presently? - Beat. Will you go hear this news, signior? - Bene. I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried thy - eyes; and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle's. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -A churchyard. - -Enter Claudio, Don Pedro, and three or four with tapers, -[followed by Musicians]. - - Claud. Is this the monument of Leonato? - Lord. It is, my lord. - Claud. [reads from a scroll] - - Epitaph. - - Done to death by slanderous tongues - Was the Hero that here lies. - Death, in guerdon of her wrongs, - Gives her fame which never dies. - So the life that died with shame - Lives in death with glorious fame. - - Hang thou there upon the tomb, - [Hangs up the scroll.] - Praising her when I am dumb. - Now, music, sound, and sing your solemn hymn. - - Song. - - Pardon, goddess of the night, - Those that slew thy virgin knight; - For the which, with songs of woe, - Round about her tomb they go. - Midnight, assist our moan, - Help us to sigh and groan - Heavily, heavily, - Graves, yawn and yield your dead, - Till death be uttered - Heavily, heavily. - - Claud. Now unto thy bones good night! - Yearly will I do this rite. - Pedro. Good morrow, masters. Put your torches out. - The wolves have prey'd, and look, the gentle day, - Before the wheels of Phoebus, round about - Dapples the drowsy east with spots of grey. - Thanks to you all, and leave us. Fare you well. - Claud. Good morrow, masters. Each his several way. - Pedro. Come, let us hence and put on other weeds, - And then to Leonato's we will go. - Claud. And Hymen now with luckier issue speeds - Than this for whom we rend'red up this woe. Exeunt. - - - - -Scene IV -The hall in Leonato's house. - -Enter Leonato, Benedick, [Beatrice,] Margaret, Ursula, Antonio, -Friar [Francis], Hero. - - Friar. Did I not tell you she was innocent? - Leon. So are the Prince and Claudio, who accus'd her - Upon the error that you heard debated. - But Margaret was in some fault for this, - Although against her will, as it appears - In the true course of all the question. - Ant. Well, I am glad that all things sort so well. - Bene. And so am I, being else by faith enforc'd - To call young Claudio to a reckoning for it. - Leon. Well, daughter, and you gentlewomen all, - Withdraw into a chamber by yourselves, - And when I send for you, come hither mask'd. - Exeunt Ladies. - The Prince and Claudio promis'd by this hour - To visit me. You know your office, brother: - You must be father to your brother's daughter, - And give her to young Claudio. - Ant. Which I will do with confirm'd countenance. - Bene. Friar, I must entreat your pains, I think. - Friar. To do what, signior? - Bene. To bind me, or undo me--one of them. - Signior Leonato, truth it is, good signior, - Your niece regards me with an eye of favour. - Leon. That eye my daughter lent her. 'Tis most true. - Bene. And I do with an eye of love requite her. - Leon. The sight whereof I think you had from me, - From Claudio, and the Prince; but what's your will? - Bene. Your answer, sir, is enigmatical; - But, for my will, my will is, your good will - May stand with ours, this day to be conjoin'd - In the state of honourable marriage; - In which, good friar, I shall desire your help. - Leon. My heart is with your liking. - Friar. And my help. - - Enter Don Pedro and Claudio and two or three other. - - Here comes the Prince and Claudio. - Pedro. Good morrow to this fair assembly. - Leon. Good morrow, Prince; good morrow, Claudio. - We here attend you. Are you yet determin'd - To-day to marry with my brother's daughter? - Claud. I'll hold my mind, were she an Ethiope. - Leon. Call her forth, brother. Here's the friar ready. - [Exit Antonio.] - Pedro. Good morrow, Benedick. Why, what's the matter - That you have such a February face, - So full of frost, of storm, and cloudiness? - Claud. I think he thinks upon the savage bull. - Tush, fear not, man! We'll tip thy horns with gold, - And all Europa shall rejoice at thee, - As once Europa did at lusty Jove - When he would play the noble beast in love. - Bene. Bull Jove, sir, had an amiable low, - And some such strange bull leap'd your father's cow - And got a calf in that same noble feat - Much like to you, for you have just his bleat. - - Enter [Leonato's] brother [Antonio], Hero, Beatrice, - Margaret, Ursula, [the ladies wearing masks]. - - Claud. For this I owe you. Here comes other reckonings. - Which is the lady I must seize upon? - Ant. This same is she, and I do give you her. - Claud. Why then, she's mine. Sweet, let me see your face. - Leon. No, that you shall not till you take her hand - Before this friar and swear to marry her. - Claud. Give me your hand before this holy friar. - I am your husband if you like of me. - Hero. And when I liv'd I was your other wife; [Unmasks.] - And when you lov'd you were my other husband. - Claud. Another Hero! - Hero. Nothing certainer. - One Hero died defil'd; but I do live, - And surely as I live, I am a maid. - Pedro. The former Hero! Hero that is dead! - Leon. She died, my lord, but whiles her slander liv'd. - Friar. All this amazement can I qualify, - When, after that the holy rites are ended, - I'll tell you largely of fair Hero's death. - Meantime let wonder seem familiar, - And to the chapel let us presently. - Bene. Soft and fair, friar. Which is Beatrice? - Beat. [unmasks] I answer to that name. What is your will? - Bene. Do not you love me? - Beat. Why, no; no more than reason. - Bene. Why, then your uncle, and the Prince, and Claudio - Have been deceived; for they swore you did. - Beat. Do not you love me? - Bene. Troth, no; no more than reason. - Beat. Why, then my cousin, Margaret, and Ursula - Are much deceiv'd; for they did swear you did. - Bene. They swore that you were almost sick for me. - Beat. They swore that you were well-nigh dead for me. - Bene. 'Tis no such matter. Then you do not love me? - Beat. No, truly, but in friendly recompense. - Leon. Come, cousin, I am sure you love the gentleman. - Claud. And I'll be sworn upon't that he loves her; - For here's a paper written in his hand, - A halting sonnet of his own pure brain, - Fashion'd to Beatrice. - Hero. And here's another, - Writ in my cousin's hand, stol'n from her pocket, - Containing her affection unto Benedick. - Bene. A miracle! Here's our own hands against our hearts. - Come, I will have thee; but, by this light, I take thee for pity. - Beat. I would not deny you; but, by this good day, I yield upon - great persuasion, and partly to save your life, for I was told - you were in a consumption. - Bene. Peace! I will stop your mouth. [Kisses her.] - Beat. I'll tell thee what, Prince: a college of wit-crackers cannot - flout me out of my humour. Dost thou think I care for a satire or - an epigram? No. If a man will be beaten with brains, 'a shall - wear nothing handsome about him. In brief, since I do purpose to - marry, I will think nothing to any purpose that the world can say - against it; and therefore never flout at me for what I have said - against it; for man is a giddy thing, and this is my conclusion. - For thy part, Claudio, I did think to have beaten thee; but in - that thou art like to be my kinsman, live unbruis'd, and love my - cousin. - Claud. I had well hop'd thou wouldst have denied Beatrice, that I - might have cudgell'd thee out of thy single life, to make thee a - double-dealer, which out of question thou wilt be if my cousin do - not look exceeding narrowly to thee. - Bene. Come, come, we are friends. Let's have a dance ere we are - married, that we may lighten our own hearts and our wives' heels. - Leon. We'll have dancing afterward. - Bene. First, of my word! Therefore play, music. Prince, thou art - sad. Get thee a wife, get thee a wife! There is no staff more - reverent than one tipp'd with horn. - - Enter Messenger. - - Mess. My lord, your brother John is ta'en in flight, - And brought with armed men back to Messina. - Bene. Think not on him till to-morrow. I'll devise thee brave - punishments for him. Strike up, pipers! - Dance. [Exeunt.] - - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1605 - - -THE TRAGEDY OF OTHELLO, MOOR OF VENICE - -by William Shakespeare - - - -Dramatis Personae - - OTHELLO, the Moor, general of the Venetian forces - DESDEMONA, his wife - IAGO, ensign to Othello - EMILIA, his wife, lady-in-waiting to Desdemona - CASSIO, lieutenant to Othello - THE DUKE OF VENICE - BRABANTIO, Venetian Senator, father of Desdemona - GRATIANO, nobleman of Venice, brother of Brabantio - LODOVICO, nobleman of Venice, kinsman of Brabantio - RODERIGO, rejected suitor of Desdemona - BIANCA, mistress of Cassio - MONTANO, a Cypriot official - A Clown in service to Othello - Senators, Sailors, Messengers, Officers, Gentlemen, Musicians, and - Attendants - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: Venice and Cyprus - -ACT I. SCENE I. -Venice. A street. - -Enter Roderigo and Iago. - - RODERIGO. Tush, never tell me! I take it much unkindly - That thou, Iago, who hast had my purse - As if the strings were thine, shouldst know of this. - IAGO. 'Sblood, but you will not hear me. - If ever I did dream of such a matter, - Abhor me. - RODERIGO. Thou told'st me thou didst hold him in thy hate. - IAGO. Despise me, if I do not. Three great ones of the city, - In personal suit to make me his lieutenant, - Off-capp'd to him; and, by the faith of man, - I know my price, I am worth no worse a place. - But he, as loving his own pride and purposes, - Evades them, with a bumbast circumstance - Horribly stuff'd with epithets of war, - And, in conclusion, - Nonsuits my mediators; for, "Certes," says he, - "I have already chose my officer." - And what was he? - Forsooth, a great arithmetician, - One Michael Cassio, a Florentine - (A fellow almost damn'd in a fair wife) - That never set a squadron in the field, - Nor the division of a battle knows - More than a spinster; unless the bookish theoric, - Wherein the toged consuls can propose - As masterly as he. Mere prattle without practice - Is all his soldiership. But he, sir, had the election; - And I, of whom his eyes had seen the proof - At Rhodes, at Cyprus, and on other grounds - Christian and heathen, must be belee'd and calm'd - By debitor and creditor. This counter-caster, - He, in good time, must his lieutenant be, - And I- God bless the mark!- his Moorship's ancient. - RODERIGO. By heaven, I rather would have been his hangman. - IAGO. Why, there's no remedy. 'Tis the curse of service, - Preferment goes by letter and affection, - And not by old gradation, where each second - Stood heir to the first. Now, sir, be judge yourself - Whether I in any just term am affined - To love the Moor. - RODERIGO. I would not follow him then. - IAGO. O, sir, content you. - I follow him to serve my turn upon him: - We cannot all be masters, nor all masters - Cannot be truly follow'd. You shall mark - Many a duteous and knee-crooking knave, - That doting on his own obsequious bondage - Wears out his time, much like his master's ass, - For nought but provender, and when he's old, cashier'd. - Whip me such honest knaves. Others there are - Who, trimm'd in forms and visages of duty, - Keep yet their hearts attending on themselves, - And throwing but shows of service on their lords - Do well thrive by them; and when they have lined their coats - Do themselves homage. These fellows have some soul, - And such a one do I profess myself. - For, sir, - It is as sure as you are Roderigo, - Were I the Moor, I would not be Iago. - In following him, I follow but myself; - Heaven is my judge, not I for love and duty, - But seeming so, for my peculiar end. - For when my outward action doth demonstrate - The native act and figure of my heart - In complement extern, 'tis not long after - But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve - For daws to peck at: I am not what I am. - RODERIGO. What a full fortune does the thick-lips owe, - If he can carry't thus! - IAGO. Call up her father, - Rouse him, make after him, poison his delight, - Proclaim him in the streets, incense her kinsmen, - And, though he in a fertile climate dwell, - Plague him with flies. Though that his joy be joy, - Yet throw such changes of vexation on't - As it may lose some color. - RODERIGO. Here is her father's house; I'll call aloud. - IAGO. Do, with like timorous accent and dire yell - As when, by night and negligence, the fire - Is spied in populous cities. - RODERIGO. What, ho, Brabantio! Signior Brabantio, ho! - IAGO. Awake! What, ho, Brabantio! Thieves! Thieves! Thieves! - Look to your house, your daughter, and your bags! - Thieves! Thieves! - - Brabantio appears above, at a window. - - BRABANTIO. What is the reason of this terrible summons? - What is the matter there? - RODERIGO. Signior, is all your family within? - IAGO. Are your doors lock'd? - BRABANTIO. Why? Wherefore ask you this? - IAGO. 'Zounds, sir, you're robb'd! For shame, put on your gown; - Your heart is burst, you have lost half your soul; - Even now, now, very now, an old black ram - Is tupping your white ewe. Arise, arise! - Awake the snorting citizens with the bell, - Or else the devil will make a grandsire of you. - Arise, I say! - BRABANTIO. What, have you lost your wits? - RODERIGO. Most reverend signior, do you know my voice? - BRABANTIO. Not I. What are you? - RODERIGO. My name is Roderigo. - BRABANTIO. The worser welcome. - I have charged thee not to haunt about my doors. - In honest plainness thou hast heard me say - My daughter is not for thee; and now, in madness, - Being full of supper and distempering draughts, - Upon malicious bravery, dost thou come - To start my quiet. - RODERIGO. Sir, sir, sir- - BRABANTIO. But thou must needs be sure - My spirit and my place have in them power - To make this bitter to thee. - RODERIGO. Patience, good sir. - BRABANTIO. What tell'st thou me of robbing? This is Venice; - My house is not a grange. - RODERIGO. Most grave Brabantio, - In simple and pure soul I come to you. - IAGO. 'Zounds, sir, you are one of those that will not serve God, - if the devil bid you. Because we come to do you service and you - think we are ruffians, you'll have your daughter covered with a - Barbary horse; you'll have your nephews neigh to you; you'll have - coursers for cousins, and gennets for germans. - BRABANTIO. What profane wretch art thou? - IAGO. I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter and the - Moor are now making the beast with two backs. - BRABANTIO. Thou are a villain. - IAGO. You are- a senator. - BRABANTIO. This thou shalt answer; I know thee, Roderigo. - RODERIGO. Sir, I will answer anything. But, I beseech you, - If't be your pleasure and most wise consent, - As partly I find it is, that your fair daughter, - At this odd-even and dull watch o' the night, - Transported with no worse nor better guard - But with a knave of common hire, a gondolier, - To the gross clasps of a lascivious Moor- - If this be known to you, and your allowance, - We then have done you bold and saucy wrongs; - But if you know not this, my manners tell me - We have your wrong rebuke. Do not believe - That, from the sense of all civility, - I thus would play and trifle with your reverence. - Your daughter, if you have not given her leave, - I say again, hath made a gross revolt, - Tying her duty, beauty, wit, and fortunes - In an extravagant and wheeling stranger - Of here and everywhere. Straight satisfy yourself: - If she be in her chamber or your house, - Let loose on me the justice of the state - For thus deluding you. - BRABANTIO. Strike on the tinder, ho! - Give me a taper! Call up all my people! - This accident is not unlike my dream; - Belief of it oppresses me already. - Light, I say, light! Exit above. - IAGO. Farewell, for I must leave you. - It seems not meet, nor wholesome to my place, - To be produced- as, if I stay, I shall- - Against the Moor; for I do know, the state, - However this may gall him with some check, - Cannot with safety cast him, for he's embark'd - With such loud reason to the Cyprus wars, - Which even now stands in act, that, for their souls, - Another of his fathom they have none - To lead their business; in which regard, - Though I do hate him as I do hell pains, - Yet for necessity of present life, - I must show out a flag and sign of love, - Which is indeed but sign. That you shall surely find him, - Lead to the Sagittary the raised search, - And there will I be with him. So farewell. Exit. - - Enter, below, Brabantio, in his nightgown, and - Servants with torches. - - BRABANTIO. It is too true an evil: gone she is, - And what's to come of my despised time - Is nought but bitterness. Now, Roderigo, - Where didst thou see her? O unhappy girl! - With the Moor, say'st thou? Who would be a father! - How didst thou know 'twas she? O, she deceives me - Past thought! What said she to you? Get more tapers. - Raise all my kindred. Are they married, think you? - RODERIGO. Truly, I think they are. - BRABANTIO. O heaven! How got she out? O treason of the blood! - Fathers, from hence trust not your daughters' minds - By what you see them act. Is there not charms - By which the property of youth and maidhood - May be abused? Have you not read, Roderigo, - Of some such thing? - RODERIGO. Yes, sir, I have indeed. - BRABANTIO. Call up my brother. O, would you had had her! - Some one way, some another. Do you know - Where we may apprehend her and the Moor? - RODERIGO. I think I can discover him, if you please - To get good guard and go along with me. - BRABANTIO. Pray you, lead on. At every house I'll call; - I may command at most. Get weapons, ho! - And raise some special officers of night. - On, good Roderigo, I'll deserve your pains. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE II. -Another street. - -Enter Othello, Iago, and Attendants with torches. - - IAGO. Though in the trade of war I have slain men, - Yet do I hold it very stuff o' the conscience - To do no contrived murther. I lack iniquity - Sometimes to do me service. Nine or ten times - I had thought to have yerk'd him here under the ribs. - OTHELLO. 'Tis better as it is. - IAGO. Nay, but he prated - And spoke such scurvy and provoking terms - Against your honor - That, with the little godliness I have, - I did full hard forbear him. But I pray you, sir, - Are you fast married? Be assured of this, - That the magnifico is much beloved, - And hath in his effect a voice potential - As double as the Duke's. He will divorce you, - Or put upon you what restraint and grievance - The law, with all his might to enforce it on, - Will give him cable. - OTHELLO. Let him do his spite. - My services, which I have done the signiory, - Shall out-tongue his complaints. 'Tis yet to know- - Which, when I know that boasting is an honor, - I shall promulgate- I fetch my life and being - From men of royal siege, and my demerits - May speak unbonneted to as proud a fortune - As this that I have reach'd. For know, Iago, - But that I love the gentle Desdemona, - I would not my unhoused free condition - Put into circumscription and confine - For the sea's worth. But, look! What lights come yond? - IAGO. Those are the raised father and his friends. - You were best go in. - OTHELLO. Not I; I must be found. - My parts, my title, and my perfect soul - Shall manifest me rightly. Is it they? - IAGO. By Janus, I think no. - - Enter Cassio and certain Officers with torches. - - OTHELLO. The servants of the Duke? And my lieutenant? - The goodness of the night upon you, friends! - What is the news? - CASSIO. The Duke does greet you, general, - And he requires your haste-post-haste appearance, - Even on the instant. - OTHELLO. What is the matter, think you? - CASSIO. Something from Cyprus, as I may divine; - It is a business of some heat. The galleys - Have sent a dozen sequent messengers - This very night at one another's heels; - And many of the consuls, raised and met, - Are at the Duke's already. You have been hotly call'd for, - When, being not at your lodging to be found, - The Senate hath sent about three several quests - To search you out. - OTHELLO. 'Tis well I am found by you. - I will but spend a word here in the house - And go with you. Exit. - CASSIO. Ancient, what makes he here? - IAGO. Faith, he tonight hath boarded a land carack; - If it prove lawful prize, he's made forever. - CASSIO. I do not understand. - IAGO. He's married. - CASSIO. To who? - - Re-enter Othello. - - IAGO. Marry, to- Come, captain, will you go? - OTHELLO. Have with you. - CASSIO. Here comes another troop to seek for you. - IAGO. It is Brabantio. General, be advised, - He comes to bad intent. - - Enter Brabantio, Roderigo, and Officers with torches - and weapons. - - OTHELLO. Holla! Stand there! - RODERIGO. Signior, it is the Moor. - BRABANTIO. Down with him, thief! - They draw on both sides. - IAGO. You, Roderigo! Come, sir, I am for you. - OTHELLO. Keep up your bright swords, for the dew will rust them. - Good signior, you shall more command with years - Than with your weapons. - BRABANTIO. O thou foul thief, where hast thou stow'd my daughter? - Damn'd as thou art, thou hast enchanted her, - For I'll refer me to all things of sense, - If she in chains of magic were not bound, - Whether a maid so tender, fair, and happy, - So opposite to marriage that she shunn'd - The wealthy, curled darlings of our nation, - Would ever have, to incur a general mock, - Run from her guardage to the sooty bosom - Of such a thing as thou- to fear, not to delight. - Judge me the world, if 'tis not gross in sense - That thou hast practiced on her with foul charms, - Abused her delicate youth with drugs or minerals - That weaken motion. I'll have't disputed on; - 'Tis probable, and palpable to thinking. - I therefore apprehend and do attach thee - For an abuser of the world, a practicer - Of arts inhibited and out of warrant. - Lay hold upon him. If he do resist, - Subdue him at his peril. - OTHELLO. Hold your hands, - Both you of my inclining and the rest. - Were it my cue to fight, I should have known it - Without a prompter. Where will you that I go - To answer this your charge? - BRABANTIO. To prison, till fit time - Of law and course of direct session - Call thee to answer. - OTHELLO. What if I do obey? - How may the Duke be therewith satisfied, - Whose messengers are here about my side, - Upon some present business of the state - To bring me to him? - FIRST OFFICER. 'Tis true, most worthy signior; - The Duke's in council, and your noble self, - I am sure, is sent for. - BRABANTIO. How? The Duke in council? - In this time of the night? Bring him away; - Mine's not an idle cause. The Duke himself, - Or any of my brothers of the state, - Cannot but feel this wrong as 'twere their own; - For if such actions may have passage free, - Bond slaves and pagans shall our statesmen be. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE III. -A council chamber. The Duke and Senators sitting at a table; -Officers attending. - - DUKE. There is no composition in these news - That gives them credit. - FIRST SENATOR. Indeed they are disproportion'd; - My letters say a hundred and seven galleys. - DUKE. And mine, a hundred and forty. - SECOND SENATOR. And mine, two hundred. - But though they jump not on a just account- - As in these cases, where the aim reports, - 'Tis oft with difference- yet do they all confirm - A Turkish fleet, and bearing up to Cyprus. - DUKE. Nay, it is possible enough to judgement. - I do not so secure me in the error, - But the main article I do approve - In fearful sense. - SAILOR. [Within.] What, ho! What, ho! What, ho! - FIRST OFFICER. A messenger from the galleys. - - Enter Sailor. - - DUKE. Now, what's the business? - SAILOR. The Turkish preparation makes for Rhodes, - So was I bid report here to the state - By Signior Angelo. - DUKE. How say you by this change? - FIRST SENATOR. This cannot be, - By no assay of reason; 'tis a pageant - To keep us in false gaze. When we consider - The importancy of Cyprus to the Turk, - And let ourselves again but understand - That as it more concerns the Turk than Rhodes, - So may he with more facile question bear it, - For that it stands not in such warlike brace, - But altogether lacks the abilities - That Rhodes is dress'd in. If we make thought of this, - We must not think the Turk is so unskillful - To leave that latest which concerns him first, - Neglecting an attempt of ease and gain, - To wake and wage a danger profitless. - DUKE. Nay, in all confidence, he's not for Rhodes. - FIRST OFFICER. Here is more news. - - Enter a Messenger. - - MESSENGER. The Ottomites, reverend and gracious, - Steering with due course toward the isle of Rhodes, - Have there injointed them with an after fleet. - FIRST SENATOR. Ay, so I thought. How many, as you guess? - MESSENGER. Of thirty sail; and now they do re-stem - Their backward course, bearing with frank appearance - Their purposes toward Cyprus. Signior Montano, - Your trusty and most valiant servitor, - With his free duty recommends you thus, - And prays you to believe him. - DUKE. 'Tis certain then for Cyprus. - Marcus Luccicos, is not he in town? - FIRST SENATOR. He's now in Florence. - DUKE. Write from us to him, post-post-haste dispatch. - FIRST SENATOR. Here comes Brabantio and the valiant Moor. - - Enter Brabantio, Othello, Iago, Roderigo, and Officers. - - DUKE. Valiant Othello, we must straight employ you - Against the general enemy Ottoman. - [To Brabantio.] I did not see you; welcome, gentle signior; - We lack'd your counsel and your help tonight. - BRABANTIO. So did I yours. Good your Grace, pardon me: - Neither my place nor aught I heard of business - Hath raised me from my bed, nor doth the general care - Take hold on me; for my particular grief - Is of so flood-gate and o'erbearing nature - That it engluts and swallows other sorrows, - And it is still itself. - DUKE. Why, what's the matter? - BRABANTIO. My daughter! O, my daughter! - ALL. Dead? - BRABANTIO. Ay, to me. - She is abused, stol'n from me and corrupted - By spells and medicines bought of mountebanks; - For nature so preposterously to err, - Being not deficient, blind, or lame of sense, - Sans witchcraft could not. - DUKE. Whoe'er he be that in this foul proceeding - Hath thus beguiled your daughter of herself - And you of her, the bloody book of law - You shall yourself read in the bitter letter - After your own sense, yea, though our proper son - Stood in your action. - BRABANTIO. Humbly I thank your Grace. - Here is the man, this Moor, whom now, it seems, - Your special mandate for the state affairs - Hath hither brought. - ALL. We are very sorry for't. - DUKE. [To Othello.] What in your own part can you say to this? - BRABANTIO. Nothing, but this is so. - OTHELLO. Most potent, grave, and reverend signiors, - My very noble and approved good masters, - That I have ta'en away this old man's daughter, - It is most true; true, I have married her; - The very head and front of my offending - Hath this extent, no more. Rude am I in my speech, - And little blest with the soft phrase of peace; - For since these arms of mine had seven years' pith, - Till now some nine moons wasted, they have used - Their dearest action in the tented field, - And little of this great world can I speak, - More than pertains to feats of broil and battle; - And therefore little shall I grace my cause - In speaking for myself. Yet, by your gracious patience, - I will a round unvarnish'd tale deliver - Of my whole course of love: what drugs, what charms, - What conjuration, and what mighty magic- - For such proceeding I am charged withal- - I won his daughter. - BRABANTIO. A maiden never bold, - Of spirit so still and quiet that her motion - Blush'd at herself; and she- in spite of nature, - Of years, of country, credit, everything- - To fall in love with what she fear'd to look on! - It is judgement maim'd and most imperfect, - That will confess perfection so could err - Against all rules of nature, and must be driven - To find out practices of cunning hell - Why this should be. I therefore vouch again - That with some mixtures powerful o'er the blood, - Or with some dram conjured to this effect, - He wrought upon her. - DUKE. To vouch this is no proof, - Without more certain and more overt test - Than these thin habits and poor likelihoods - Of modern seeming do prefer against him. - FIRST SENATOR. But, Othello, speak. - Did you by indirect and forced courses - Subdue and poison this young maid's affections? - Or came it by request, and such fair question - As soul to soul affordeth? - OTHELLO. I do beseech you, - Send for the lady to the Sagittary, - And let her speak of me before her father. - If you do find me foul in her report, - The trust, the office I do hold of you, - Not only take away, but let your sentence - Even fall upon my life. - DUKE. Fetch Desdemona hither. - OTHELLO. Ancient, conduct them; you best know the place. - Exeunt Iago and Attendants. - And till she come, as truly as to heaven - I do confess the vices of my blood, - So justly to your grave ears I'll present - How I did thrive in this fair lady's love - And she in mine. - DUKE. Say it, Othello. - OTHELLO. Her father loved me, oft invited me, - Still question'd me the story of my life - From year to year, the battles, sieges, fortunes, - That I have pass'd. - I ran it through, even from my boyish days - To the very moment that he bade me tell it: - Wherein I spake of most disastrous chances, - Of moving accidents by flood and field, - Of hair-breadth 'scapes i' the imminent deadly breach, - Of being taken by the insolent foe - And sold to slavery, of my redemption thence - And portance in my travels' history; - Wherein of antres vast and deserts idle, - Rough quarries, rocks, and hills whose heads touch heaven, - It was my hint to speak- such was the process- - And of the Cannibals that each other eat, - The Anthropophagi, and men whose heads - Do grow beneath their shoulders. This to hear - Would Desdemona seriously incline; - But still the house affairs would draw her thence, - Which ever as she could with haste dispatch, - She'ld come again, and with a greedy ear - Devour up my discourse; which I observing, - Took once a pliant hour, and found good means - To draw from her a prayer of earnest heart - That I would all my pilgrimage dilate, - Whereof by parcels she had something heard, - But not intentively. I did consent, - And often did beguile her of her tears - When I did speak of some distressful stroke - That my youth suffer'd. My story being done, - She gave me for my pains a world of sighs; - She swore, in faith, 'twas strange, 'twas passing strange; - 'Twas pitiful, 'twas wondrous pitiful. - She wish'd she had not heard it, yet she wish'd - That heaven had made her such a man; she thank'd me, - And bade me, if I had a friend that loved her, - I should but teach him how to tell my story, - And that would woo her. Upon this hint I spake: - She loved me for the dangers I had pass'd, - And I loved her that she did pity them. - This only is the witchcraft I have used. - Here comes the lady; let her witness it. - - Enter Desdemona, Iago, and Attendants. - - DUKE. I think this tale would win my daughter too. - Good Brabantio, - Take up this mangled matter at the best: - Men do their broken weapons rather use - Than their bare hands. - BRABANTIO. I pray you, hear her speak. - If she confess that she was half the wooer, - Destruction on my head, if my bad blame - Light on the man! Come hither, gentle mistress. - Do you perceive in all this noble company - Where most you owe obedience? - DESDEMONA. My noble father, - I do perceive here a divided duty. - To you I am bound for life and education; - My life and education both do learn me - How to respect you; you are the lord of duty, - I am hitherto your daughter. But here's my husband, - And so much duty as my mother show'd - To you, preferring you before her father, - So much I challenge that I may profess - Due to the Moor, my lord. - BRABANTIO. God be with you! I have done. - Please it your Grace, on to the state affairs; - I had rather to adopt a child than get it. - Come hither, Moor. - I here do give thee that with all my heart - Which, but thou hast already, with all my heart - I would keep from thee. For your sake, jewel, - I am glad at soul I have no other child; - For thy escape would teach me tyranny, - To hang clogs on them. I have done, my lord. - DUKE. Let me speak like yourself, and lay a sentence - Which, as a grise or step, may help these lovers - Into your favor. - When remedies are past, the griefs are ended - By seeing the worst, which late on hopes depended. - To mourn a mischief that is past and gone - Is the next way to draw new mischief on. - What cannot be preserved when Fortune takes, - Patience her injury a mockery makes. - The robb'd that smiles steals something from the thief; - He robs himself that spends a bootless grief. - BRABANTIO. So let the Turk of Cyprus us beguile; - We lose it not so long as we can smile. - He bears the sentence well, that nothing bears - But the free comfort which from thence he hears; - But he bears both the sentence and the sorrow - That, to pay grief, must of poor patience borrow. - These sentences, to sugar or to gall, - Being strong on both sides, are equivocal. - But words are words; I never yet did hear - That the bruised heart was pierced through the ear. - I humbly beseech you, proceed to the affairs of state. - DUKE. The Turk with a most mighty preparation makes for Cyprus. - Othello, the fortitude of the place is best known to you; and - though we have there a substitute of most allowed sufficiency, - yet opinion, a sovereign mistress of effects, throws a more safer - voice on you. You must therefore be content to slubber the gloss - of your new fortunes with this more stubborn and boisterous - expedition. - OTHELLO. The tyrant custom, most grave senators, - Hath made the flinty and steel couch of war - My thrice-driven bed of down. I do agnize - A natural and prompt alacrity - I find in hardness and do undertake - These present wars against the Ottomites. - Most humbly therefore bending to your state, - I crave fit disposition for my wife, - Due reference of place and exhibition, - With such accommodation and besort - As levels with her breeding. - DUKE. If you please, - Be't at her father's. - BRABANTIO. I'll not have it so. - OTHELLO. Nor I. - DESDEMONA. Nor I. I would not there reside - To put my father in impatient thoughts - By being in his eye. Most gracious Duke, - To my unfolding lend your prosperous ear, - And let me find a charter in your voice - To assist my simpleness. - DUKE. What would you, Desdemona? - DESDEMONA. That I did love the Moor to live with him, - My downright violence and storm of fortunes - May trumpet to the world. My heart's subdued - Even to the very quality of my lord. - I saw Othello's visage in his mind, - And to his honors and his valiant parts - Did I my soul and fortunes consecrate. - So that, dear lords, if I be left behind, - A moth of peace, and he go to the war, - The rites for which I love him are bereft me, - And I a heavy interim shall support - By his dear absence. Let me go with him. - OTHELLO. Let her have your voices. - Vouch with me, heaven, I therefore beg it not - To please the palate of my appetite, - Nor to comply with heat- the young affects - In me defunct- and proper satisfaction; - But to be free and bounteous to her mind. - And heaven defend your good souls, that you think - I will your serious and great business scant - For she is with me. No, when light-wing'd toys - Of feather'd Cupid seel with wanton dullness - My speculative and officed instruments, - That my disports corrupt and taint my business, - Let housewives make a skillet of my helm, - And all indign and base adversities - Make head against my estimation! - DUKE. Be it as you shall privately determine, - Either for her stay or going. The affair cries haste, - And speed must answer't: you must hence tonight. - DESDEMONA. Tonight, my lord? - DUKE. This night. - OTHELLO. With all my heart. - DUKE. At nine i' the morning here we'll meet again. - Othello, leave some officer behind, - And he shall our commission bring to you, - With such things else of quality and respect - As doth import you. - OTHELLO. So please your Grace, my ancient; - A man he is of honesty and trust. - To his conveyance I assign my wife, - With what else needful your good Grace shall think - To be sent after me. - DUKE. Let it be so. - Good night to everyone. [To Brabantio.] And, noble signior, - If virtue no delighted beauty lack, - Your son-in-law is far more fair than black. - FIRST SENATOR. Adieu, brave Moor, use Desdemona well. - BRABANTIO. Look to her, Moor, if thou hast eyes to see; - She has deceived her father, and may thee. - Exeunt Duke, Senators, and Officers. - OTHELLO. My life upon her faith! Honest Iago, - My Desdemona must I leave to thee. - I prithee, let thy wife attend on her, - And bring them after in the best advantage. - Come, Desdemona, I have but an hour - Of love, of worldly matters and direction, - To spend with thee. We must obey the time. - Exeunt Othello and Desdemona. - RODERIGO. Iago! - IAGO. What say'st thou, noble heart? - RODERIGO. What will I do, thinkest thou? - IAGO. Why, go to bed and sleep. - RODERIGO. I will incontinently drown myself. - IAGO. If thou dost, I shall never love thee after. - Why, thou silly gentleman! - RODERIGO. It is silliness to live when to live is torment, and then - have we a prescription to die when death is our physician. - IAGO. O villainous! I have looked upon the world for four times - seven years, and since I could distinguish betwixt a benefit and - an injury, I never found man that knew how to love himself. Ere I - would say I would drown myself for the love of a guinea hen, I - would change my humanity with a baboon. - RODERIGO. What should I do? I confess it is my shame to be so fond, - but it is not in my virtue to amend it. - IAGO. Virtue? a fig! 'Tis in ourselves that we are thus or thus. - Our bodies are gardens, to the which our wills are gardeners; so - that if we will plant nettles or sow lettuce, set hyssop and weed - up thyme, supply it with one gender of herbs or distract it with - many, either to have it sterile with idleness or manured with - industry, why, the power and corrigible authority of this lies in - our wills. If the balance of our lives had not one scale of - reason to poise another of sensuality, the blood and baseness of - our natures would conduct us to most preposterous conclusions. - But we have reason to cool our raging motions, our carnal stings, - our unbitted lusts; whereof I take this, that you call love, to - be a sect or scion. - RODERIGO. It cannot be. - IAGO. It is merely a lust of the blood and a permission of the - will. Come, be a man! Drown thyself? Drown cats and blind - puppies. I have professed me thy friend, and I confess me knit to - thy deserving with cables of perdurable toughness; I could never - better stead thee than now. Put money in thy purse; follow thou - the wars; defeat thy favor with an usurped beard. I say, put - money in thy purse. It cannot be that Desdemona should long - continue her love to the Moor- put money in thy purse- nor he his - to her. It was a violent commencement, and thou shalt see an - answerable sequestration- put but money in thy purse. These Moors - are changeable in their wills- fill thy purse with money. The - food that to him now is as luscious as locusts, shall be to him - shortly as acerb as the coloquintida. She must change for youth; - when she is sated with his body, she will find the error of her - choice. She must have change, she must; therefore put money in - thy purse. If thou wilt needs damn thyself, do it a more delicate - way than drowning. Make all the money thou canst. If sanctimony - and a frail vow betwixt an erring barbarian and a supersubtle - Venetian be not too hard for my wits and all the tribe of hell, - thou shalt enjoy her- therefore make money. A pox of drowning - thyself! It is clean out of the way. Seek thou rather to be - hanged in compassing thy joy than to be drowned and go without - her. - RODERIGO. Wilt thou be fast to my hopes, if I depend on the issue? - IAGO. Thou art sure of me- go, make money. I have told thee often, - and I retell thee again and again, I hate the Moor. My cause is - hearted; thine hath no less reason. Let us be conjunctive in our - revenge against him. If thou canst cuckold him, thou dost thyself - a pleasure, me a sport. There are many events in the womb of time - which will be delivered. Traverse, go, provide thy money. We will - have more of this tomorrow. Adieu. - RODERIGO. Where shall we meet i' the morning? - IAGO. At my lodging. - RODERIGO. I'll be with thee betimes. - IAGO. Go to, farewell. Do you hear, Roderigo? - RODERIGO. What say you? - IAGO. No more of drowning, do you hear? - RODERIGO. I am changed; I'll go sell all my land. Exit. - IAGO. Thus do I ever make my fool my purse; - For I mine own gain'd knowledge should profane - If I would time expend with such a snipe - But for my sport and profit. I hate the Moor, - And it is thought abroad that 'twixt my sheets - He has done my office. I know not if't be true, - But I for mere suspicion in that kind - Will do as if for surety. He holds me well, - The better shall my purpose work on him. - Cassio's a proper man. Let me see now- - To get his place, and to plume up my will - In double knavery- How, how?- Let's see- - After some time, to abuse Othello's ear - That he is too familiar with his wife. - He hath a person and a smooth dispose - To be suspected- framed to make women false. - The Moor is of a free and open nature, - That thinks men honest that but seem to be so, - And will as tenderly be led by the nose - As asses are. - I have't. It is engender'd. Hell and night - Must bring this monstrous birth to the world's light. - Exit. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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A segregation of the Turkish fleet. - For do but stand upon the foaming shore, - The chidden billow seems to pelt the clouds; - The wind-shaked surge, with high and monstrous mane, - Seems to cast water on the burning bear, - And quench the guards of the ever-fixed pole. - I never did like molestation view - On the enchafed flood. - MONTANO. If that the Turkish fleet - Be not enshelter'd and embay'd, they are drown'd; - It is impossible to bear it out. - - Enter a third Gentleman. - - THIRD GENTLEMAN. News, lads! Our wars are done. - The desperate tempest hath so bang'd the Turks, - That their designment halts. A noble ship of Venice - Hath seen a grievous wreck and sufferance - On most part of their fleet. - MONTANO. How? Is this true? - THIRD GENTLEMAN. The ship is here put in, - A Veronesa. Michael Cassio, - Lieutenant to the warlike Moor, Othello, - Is come on shore; the Moor himself at sea, - And is in full commission here for Cyprus. - MONTANO. I am glad on't; 'tis a worthy governor. - THIRD GENTLEMAN. But this same Cassio, though he speak of comfort - Touching the Turkish loss, yet he looks sadly - And prays the Moor be safe; for they were parted - With foul and violent tempest. - MONTANO. Pray heavens he be, - For I have served him, and the man commands - Like a full soldier. Let's to the seaside, ho! - As well to see the vessel that's come in - As to throw out our eyes for brave Othello, - Even till we make the main and the aerial blue - An indistinct regard. - THIRD GENTLEMAN. Come, let's do so, - For every minute is expectancy - Of more arrivance. - - Enter Cassio. - - CASSIO. Thanks, you the valiant of this warlike isle, - That so approve the Moor! O, let the heavens - Give him defense against the elements, - For I have lost him on a dangerous sea. - MONTANO. I she well shipp'd? - CASSIO. His bark is stoutly timber'd, and his pilot - Of very expert and approved allowance; - Therefore my hopes, not surfeited to death, - Stand in bold cure. - A cry within, "A sail, a sail, a sail!" - - Enter a fourth Gentleman. - - What noise? - FOURTH GENTLEMAN. The town is empty; on the brow o' the sea - Stand ranks of people, and they cry, "A sail!" - CASSIO. My hopes do shape him for the governor. - Guns heard. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. They do discharge their shot of courtesy- - Our friends at least. - CASSIO. I pray you, sir, go forth, - And give us truth who 'tis that is arrived. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. I shall. Exit. - MONTANO. But, good lieutenant, is your general wived? - CASSIO. Most fortunately: he hath achieved a maid - That paragons description and wild fame, - One that excels the quirks of blazoning pens, - And in the essential vesture of creation - Does tire the ingener. - - Re-enter second Gentleman. - - How now! who has put in? - SECOND GENTLEMAN. 'Tis one Iago, ancient to the general. - CASSIO. He has had most favorable and happy speed: - Tempests themselves, high seas, and howling winds, - The gutter'd rocks, and congregated sands, - Traitors ensteep'd to clog the guiltless keel, - As having sense of beauty, do omit - Their mortal natures, letting go safely by - The divine Desdemona. - MONTANO. What is she? - CASSIO. She that I spake of, our great captain's captain, - Left in the conduct of the bold Iago, - Whose footing here anticipates our thoughts - A se'nnight's speed. Great Jove, Othello guard, - And swell his sail with thine own powerful breath, - That he may bless this bay with his tall ship, - Make love's quick pants in Desdemona's arms, - Give renew'd fire to our extincted spirits, - And bring all Cyprus comfort. - - Enter Desdemona, Emilia Iago, Roderigo, and Attendants. - - O, behold, - The riches of the ship is come on shore! - Ye men of Cyprus, let her have your knees. - Hall to thee, lady! And the grace of heaven, - Before, behind thee, and on every hand, - Enwheel thee round! - DESDEMONA. I thank you, valiant Cassio. - What tidings can you tell me of my lord? - CASSIO. He is not yet arrived, nor know I aught - But that he's well and will be shortly here. - DESDEMONA. O, but I fear- How lost you company? - CASSIO. The great contention of the sea and skies - Parted our fellowship- But, hark! a sail. - A cry within, "A sail, a sail!" Guns heard. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. They give their greeting to the citadel; - This likewise is a friend. - CASSIO. See for the news. - Exit Gentleman. - Good ancient, you are welcome. [To Emilia.] Welcome, mistress. - Let it not gall your patience, good Iago, - That I extend my manners; 'tis my breeding - That gives me this bold show of courtesy. Kisses her. - IAGO. Sir, would she give you so much of her lips - As of her tongue she oft bestows on me, - You'ld have enough. - DESDEMONA. Alas, she has no speech. - IAGO. In faith, too much; - I find it still when I have list to sleep. - Marry, before your ladyship I grant, - She puts her tongue a little in her heart - And chides with thinking. - EMILIA. You have little cause to say so. - IAGO. Come on, come on. You are pictures out of doors, - Bells in your parlors, wildcats in your kitchens, - Saints in your injuries, devils being offended, - Players in your housewifery, and housewives in your beds. - DESDEMONA. O, fie upon thee, slanderer! - IAGO. Nay, it is true, or else I am a Turk: - You rise to play, and go to bed to work. - EMILIA. You shall not write my praise. - IAGO. No, let me not. - DESDEMONA. What wouldst thou write of me, if thou shouldst - praise me? - IAGO. O gentle lady, do not put me to't, - For I am nothing if not critical. - DESDEMONA. Come on, assay- There's one gone to the harbor? - IAGO. Ay, madam. - DESDEMONA. I am not merry, but I do beguile - The thing I am by seeming otherwise. - Come, how wouldst thou praise me? - IAGO. I am about it, but indeed my invention - Comes from my pate as birdlime does from frieze; - It plucks out brains and all. But my Muse labors, - And thus she is deliver'd. - If she be fair and wise, fairness and wit, - The one's for use, the other useth it. - DESDEMONA. Well praised! How if she be black and witty? - IAGO. If she be black, and thereto have a wit, - She'll find a white that shall her blackness fit. - DESDEMONA. Worse and worse. - EMILIA. How if fair and foolish? - IAGO. She never yet was foolish that was fair, - For even her folly help'd her to an heir. - DESDEMONA. These are old fond paradoxes to make fools laugh i' the - alehouse. What miserable praise hast thou for her that's foul and - foolish? - IAGO. There's none so foul and foolish thereunto, - But does foul pranks which fair and wise ones do. - DESDEMONA. O heavy ignorance! Thou praisest the worst best. But what - praise couldst thou bestow on a deserving woman indeed, one that - in the authority of her merit did justly put on the vouch of very - malice itself? - IAGO. She that was ever fair and never proud, - Had tongue at will and yet was never loud, - Never lack'd gold and yet went never gay, - Fled from her wish and yet said, "Now I may"; - She that, being anger'd, her revenge being nigh, - Bade her wrong stay and her displeasure fly; - She that in wisdom never was so frail - To change the cod's head for the salmon's tail; - She that could think and ne'er disclose her mind, - See suitors following and not look behind; - She was a wight, if ever such wight were- - DESDEMONA. To do what? - IAGO. To suckle fools and chronicle small beer. - DESDEMONA. O most lame and impotent conclusion! Do not learn of him, - Emilia, though he be thy husband. How say you, Cassio? Is he not - a most profane and liberal counselor? - CASSIO. He speaks home, madam. You may relish him more in the - soldier than in the scholar. - IAGO. [Aside.] He takes her by the palm; ay, well said, whisper. - With as little a web as this will I ensnare as great a fly as - Cassio. Ay, smile upon her, do; I will gyve thee in thine own - courtship. You say true; 'tis so, indeed. If such tricks as these - strip you out of your lieutenantry, it had been better you had - not kissed your three fingers so oft, which now again you are - most apt to play the sir in. Very good. Well kissed! an excellent - courtesy! 'tis so, indeed. Yet again your fingers to your lips? - Would they were clyster-pipes for your sake! [Trumpet within.] - The Moor! I know his trumpet. - CASSIO. 'Tis truly so. - DESDEMONA. Let's meet him and receive him. - CASSIO. Lo, where he comes! - - Enter Othello and Attendants. - - OTHELLO. O my fair warrior! - DESDEMONA. My dear Othello! - OTHELLO. It gives me wonder great as my content - To see you here before me. O my soul's joy! - If after every tempest come such calms, - May the winds blow till they have waken'd death! - And let the laboring bark climb hills of seas - Olympus-high, and duck again as low - As hell's from heaven! If it were now to die, - 'Twere now to be most happy; for I fear - My soul hath her content so absolute - That not another comfort like to this - Succeeds in unknown fate. - DESDEMONA. The heavens forbid - But that our loves and comforts should increase, - Even as our days do grow! - OTHELLO. Amen to that, sweet powers! - I cannot speak enough of this content; - It stops me here; it is too much of joy. - And this, and this, the greatest discords be Kisses her. - That e'er our hearts shall make! - IAGO. [Aside.] O, you are well tuned now! - But I'll set down the pegs that make this music, - As honest as I am. - OTHELLO. Come, let us to the castle. - News, friends: our wars are done, the Turks are drown'd. - How does my old acquaintance of this isle? - Honey, you shall be well desired in Cyprus; - I have found great love amongst them. O my sweet, - I prattle out of fashion, and I dote - In mine own comforts. I prithee, good Iago, - Go to the bay and disembark my coffers. - Bring thou the master to the citadel; - He is a good one, and his worthiness - Does challenge much respect. Come, Desdemona, - Once more well met at Cyprus. - Exeunt all but Iago and Roderigo. - IAGO. Do thou meet me presently at the harbor. Come hither. If thou - be'st valiant- as they say base men being in love have then a - nobility in their natures more than is native to them- list me. - The lieutenant tonight watches on the court of guard. First, I - must tell thee this: Desdemona is directly in love with him. - RODERIGO. With him? Why, 'tis not possible. - IAGO. Lay thy finger thus, and let thy soul be instructed. Mark me - with what violence she first loved the Moor, but for bragging and - telling her fantastical lies. And will she love him still for - prating? Let not thy discreet heart think it. Her eye must be - fed; and what delight shall she have to look on the devil? When - the blood is made dull with the act of sport, there should be, - again to inflame it and to give satiety a fresh appetite, - loveliness in favor, sympathy in years, manners, and beauties- - all which the Moor is defective in. Now, for want of these - required conveniences, her delicate tenderness will find itself - abused, begin to heave the gorge, disrelish and abhor the Moor; - very nature will instruct her in it and compel her to some second - choice. Now sir, this granted- as it is a most pregnant and - unforced position- who stands so eminently in the degree of this - fortune as Cassio does? A knave very voluble; no further - conscionable than in putting on the mere form of civil and humane - seeming, for the better compass of his salt and most hidden loose - affection? Why, none, why, none- a slipper and subtle knave, a - finder out of occasions, that has an eye can stamp and - counterfeit advantages, though true advantage never present - itself- a devilish knave! Besides, the knave is handsome, young, - and hath all those requisites in him that folly and green minds - look after- a pestilent complete knave, and the woman hath found - him already. - RODERIGO. I cannot believe that in her; she's full of most blest - condition. - IAGO. Blest fig's-end! The wine she drinks is made of grapes. If - she had been blest, she would never have loved the Moor. Blest - pudding! Didst thou not see her paddle with the palm of his hand? - Didst not mark that? - RODERIGO. Yes, that I did; but that was but courtesy. - IAGO. Lechery, by this hand; an index and obscure prologue to the - history of lust and foul thoughts. They met so near with their - lips that their breaths embraced together. Villainous thoughts, - Roderigo! When these mutualities so marshal the way, hard at hand - comes the master and main exercise, the incorporate conclusion. - Pish! But, sir, be you ruled by me. I have brought you from - Venice. Watch you tonight; for the command, I'll lay't upon you. - Cassio knows you not. I'll not be far from you. Do you find some - occasion to anger Cassio, either by speaking too loud, or - tainting his discipline, or from what other course you please, - which the time shall more favorably minister. - RODERIGO. Well. - IAGO. Sir, he is rash and very sudden in choler, and haply may - strike at you. Provoke him, that he may; for even out of that - will I cause these of Cyprus to mutiny, whose qualification shall - come into no true taste again but by the displanting of Cassio. - So shall you have a shorter journey to your desires by the means - I shall then have to prefer them, and the impediment most - profitably removed, without the which there were no expectation - of our prosperity. - RODERIGO. I will do this, if I can bring it to any opportunity. - IAGO. I warrant thee. Meet me by and by at the citadel. I must - fetch his necessaries ashore. Farewell. - RODERIGO. Adieu. Exit. - IAGO. That Cassio loves her, I do well believe it; - That she loves him, 'tis apt and of great credit. - The Moor, howbeit that I endure him not, - Is of a constant, loving, noble nature, - And I dare think he'll prove to Desdemona - A most dear husband. Now, I do love her too, - Not out of absolute lust, though peradventure - I stand accountant for as great a sin, - But partly led to diet my revenge, - For that I do suspect the lusty Moor - Hath leap'd into my seat; the thought whereof - Doth like a poisonous mineral gnaw my inwards, - And nothing can or shall content my soul - Till I am even'd with him, wife for wife. - Or failing so, yet that I put the Moor - At least into a jealousy so strong - That judgement cannot cure. Which thing to do, - If this poor trash of Venice, whom I trace - For his quick hunting, stand the putting on, - I'll have our Michael Cassio on the hip, - Abuse him to the Moor in the rank garb - (For I fear Cassio with my nightcap too), - Make the Moor thank me, love me, and reward me - For making him egregiously an ass - And practicing upon his peace and quiet - Even to madness. 'Tis here, but yet confused: - Knavery's plain face is never seen till used. Exit. - - - - -SCENE II. -A street. - -Enter a Herald with a proclamation; people following. - - HERALD. It is Othello's pleasure, our noble and valiant general, - that upon certain tidings now arrived, importing the mere - perdition of the Turkish fleet, every man put himself into - triumph; some to dance, some to make bonfires, each man to what - sport and revels his addiction leads him; for besides these - beneficial news, it is the celebration of his nuptial. So much - was his pleasure should be proclaimed. All offices are open, and - there is full liberty of feasting from this present hour of five - till the bell have told eleven. Heaven bless the isle of Cyprus - and our noble general Othello! Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE III. -A hall in the castle. - -Enter Othello, Desdemona, Cassio, and Attendants. - - OTHELLO. Good Michael, look you to the guard tonight. - Let's teach ourselves that honorable stop, - Not to outsport discretion. - CASSIO. Iago hath direction what to do; - But notwithstanding with my personal eye - Will I look to't. - OTHELLO. Iago is most honest. - Michael, good night. Tomorrow with your earliest - Let me have speech with you. Come, my dear love, - The purchase made, the fruits are to ensue; - That profit's yet to come 'tween me and you. - Good night. - Exeunt Othello, Desdemona, and Attendants. - - Enter Iago. - - CASSIO. Welcome, Iago; we must to the watch. - IAGO. Not this hour, lieutenant; 'tis not yet ten o' the clock. Our - general cast us thus early for the love of his Desdemona; who let - us not therefore blame. He hath not yet made wanton the night - with her, and she is sport for Jove. - CASSIO. She's a most exquisite lady. - IAGO. And, I'll warrant her, full of game. - CASSIO. Indeed she's a most fresh and delicate creature. - IAGO. What an eye she has! Methinks it sounds a parley to - provocation. - CASSIO. An inviting eye; and yet methinks right modest. - IAGO. And when she speaks, is it not an alarum to love? - CASSIO. She is indeed perfection. - IAGO. Well, happiness to their sheets! Come, lieutenant, I have a - stope of wine, and here without are a brace of Cyprus gallants - that would fain have a measure to the health of black Othello. - CASSIO. Not tonight, good Iago. I have very poor and unhappy brains - for drinking. I could well wish courtesy would invent some other - custom of entertainment. - IAGO. O, they are our friends! But one cup; I'll drink for you. - CASSIO. I have drunk but one cup tonight, and that was craftily - qualified too, and behold what innovation it makes here. I am - unfortunate in the infirmity, and dare not task my weakness with - any more. - IAGO. What, man! 'Tis a night of revels, the gallants desire it. - CASSIO. Where are they? - IAGO. Here at the door; I pray you, call them in. - CASSIO. I'll do't, but it dislikes me. Exit. - IAGO. If I can fasten but one cup upon him, - With that which he hath drunk tonight already, - He'll be as full of quarrel and offense - As my young mistress' dog. Now my sick fool Roderigo, - Whom love hath turn'd almost the wrong side out, - To Desdemona hath tonight caroused - Potations pottle-deep; and he's to watch. - Three lads of Cyprus, noble swelling spirits, - That hold their honors in a wary distance, - The very elements of this warlike isle, - Have I tonight fluster'd with flowing cups, - And they watch too. Now, 'mongst this flock of drunkards, - Am I to put our Cassio in some action - That may offend the isle. But here they come. - If consequence do but approve my dream, - My boat sails freely, both with wind and stream. - - Re-enter Cassio; with him Montano and Gentlemen; - Servants following with wine. - - CASSIO. 'Fore God, they have given me a rouse already. - MONTANO. Good faith, a little one; not past a pint, as I am a - soldier. - IAGO. Some wine, ho! - - [Sings.] "And let me the canakin clink, clink; - And let me the canakin clink. - A soldier's a man; - O, man's life's but a span; - Why then let a soldier drink." - - Some wine, boys! - CASSIO. 'Fore God, an excellent song. - IAGO. I learned it in England, where indeed they are most potent in - potting. Your Dane, your German, and your swag-bellied Hollander- - Drink, ho!- are nothing to your English. - CASSIO. Is your Englishman so expert in his drinking? - IAGO. Why, he drinks you with facility your Dane dead drunk; he - sweats not to overthrow your Almain; he gives your Hollander a - vomit ere the next pottle can be filled. - CASSIO. To the health of our general! - MONTANO. I am for it, lieutenant, and I'll do you justice. - IAGO. O sweet England! - - [Sings.] "King Stephen was and-a worthy peer, - His breeches cost him but a crown; - He held them sixpence all too dear, - With that he call'd the tailor lown. - - "He was a wight of high renown, - And thou art but of low degree. - 'Tis pride that pulls the country down; - Then take thine auld cloak about thee." - - Some wine, ho! - CASSIO. Why, this is a more exquisite song than the other. - IAGO. Will you hear't again? - CASSIO. No, for I hold him to be unworthy of his place that does - those things. Well, God's above all, and there be souls must be - saved, and there be souls must not be saved. - IAGO. It's true, good lieutenant. - CASSIO. For mine own part- no offense to the general, nor any man - of quality- I hope to be saved. - IAGO. And so do I too, lieutenant. - CASSIO. Ay, but, by your leave, not before me; the lieutenant is to - be saved before the ancient. Let's have no more of this; let's to - our affairs. God forgive us our sins! Gentlemen, let's look to - our business. Do not think, gentlemen, I am drunk: this is my - ancient, this is my right hand, and this is my left. I am not - drunk now; I can stand well enough, and I speak well enough. - ALL. Excellent well. - CASSIO. Why, very well then; you must not think then that I am - drunk. Exit. - MONTANO. To the platform, masters; come, let's set the watch. - IAGO. You see this fellow that is gone before; - He is a soldier fit to stand by Caesar - And give direction. And do but see his vice; - 'Tis to his virtue a just equinox, - The one as long as the other. 'Tis pity of him. - I fear the trust Othello puts him in - On some odd time of his infirmity - Will shake this island. - MONTANO. But is he often thus? - IAGO. 'Tis evermore the prologue to his sleep. - He'll watch the horologe a double set, - If drink rock not his cradle. - MONTANO. It were well - The general were put in mind of it. - Perhaps he sees it not, or his good nature - Prizes the virtue that appears in Cassio - And looks not on his evils. Is not this true? - - Enter Roderigo. - - IAGO. [Aside to him.] How now, Roderigo! - I pray you, after the lieutenant; go. Exit Roderigo. - MONTANO. And 'tis great pity that the noble Moor - Should hazard such a place as his own second - With one of an ingraft infirmity. - It were an honest action to say - So to the Moor. - IAGO. Not I, for this fair island. - I do love Cassio well, and would do much - To cure him of this evil- But, hark! What noise? - A cry within, "Help, help!" - - Re-enter Cassio, driving in Roderigo. - - CASSIO. 'Zounds! You rogue! You rascal! - MONTANO. What's the matter, lieutenant? - CASSIO. A knave teach me my duty! But I'll beat the knave into a - twiggen bottle. - RODERIGO. Beat me! - CASSIO. Dost thou prate, rogue? Strikes Roderigo. - MONTANO. Nay, good lieutenant; I pray you, sir, hold your hand. - CASSIO. Let me go, sir, or I'll knock you o'er the mazzard. - MONTANO. Come, come, you're drunk. - CASSIO. Drunk? They fight. - IAGO. [Aside to Roderigo.] Away, I say; go out and cry a mutiny. - Exit Roderigo. - Nay, good lieutenant! God's will, gentlemen! - Help, ho!- Lieutenant- sir- Montano- sir- - Help, masters!- Here's a goodly watch indeed! - A bell rings. - Who's that that rings the bell?- Diablo, ho! - The town will rise. God's will, lieutenant, hold! - You will be shamed forever. - - Re-enter Othello and Attendants. - - OTHELLO. What is the matter here? - MONTANO. 'Zounds, I bleed still; I am hurt to the death. - Faints. - OTHELLO. Hold, for your lives! - IAGO. Hold, ho! Lieutenant- sir- Montano- gentlemen- - Have you forgot all place of sense and duty? - Hold! the general speaks to you! Hold, hold, for shame! - OTHELLO. Why, how now, ho! from whence ariseth this? - Are we turn'd Turks, and to ourselves do that - Which heaven hath forbid the Ottomites? - For Christian shame, put by this barbarous brawl. - He that stirs next to carve for his own rage - Holds his soul light; he dies upon his motion. - Silence that dreadful bell; it frights the isle - From her propriety. What is the matter, masters? - Honest Iago, that look'st dead with grieving, - Speak: who began this? On thy love, I charge thee. - IAGO. I do not know. Friends all but now, even now, - In quarter, and in terms like bride and groom - Devesting them for bed; and then, but now - (As if some planet had unwitted men), - Swords out, and tilting one at other's breast, - In opposition bloody. I cannot speak - Any beginning to this peevish odds; - And would in action glorious I had lost - Those legs that brought me to a part of it! - OTHELLO. How comes it, Michael, you are thus forgot? - CASSIO. I pray you, pardon me; I cannot speak. - OTHELLO. Worthy Montano, you were wont be civil; - The gravity and stillness of your youth - The world hath noted, and your name is great - In mouths of wisest censure. What's the matter, - That you unlace your reputation thus, - And spend your rich opinion for the name - Of a night-brawler? Give me answer to it. - MONTANO. Worthy Othello, I am hurt to danger. - Your officer, Iago, can inform you- - While I spare speech, which something now offends me- - Of all that I do know. Nor know I aught - By me that's said or done amiss this night, - Unless self-charity be sometimes a vice, - And to defend ourselves it be a sin - When violence assails us. - OTHELLO. Now, by heaven, - My blood begins my safer guides to rule, - And passion, having my best judgement collied, - Assays to lead the way. If I once stir, - Or do but lift this arm, the best of you - Shall sink in my rebuke. Give me to know - How this foul rout began, who set it on, - And he that is approved in this offense, - Though he had twinn'd with me, both at a birth, - Shall lose me. What! in a town of war, - Yet wild, the people's hearts brimful of fear, - To manage private and domestic quarrel, - In night, and on the court and guard of safety! - 'Tis monstrous. Iago, who began't? - MONTANO. If partially affined, or leagued in office, - Thou dost deliver more or less than truth, - Thou art no soldier. - IAGO. Touch me not so near: - I had rather have this tongue cut from my mouth - Than it should do offense to Michael Cassio; - Yet, I persuade myself, to speak the truth - Shall nothing wrong him. Thus it is, general. - Montano and myself being in speech, - There comes a fellow crying out for help, - And Cassio following him with determined sword, - To execute upon him. Sir, this gentleman - Steps in to Cassio and entreats his pause. - Myself the crying fellow did pursue, - Lest by his clamor- as it so fell out- - The town might fall in fright. He, swift of foot, - Outran my purpose; and I return'd the rather - For that I heard the clink and fall of swords, - And Cassio high in oath, which till tonight - I ne'er might say before. When I came back- - For this was brief- I found them close together, - At blow and thrust, even as again they were - When you yourself did part them. - More of this matter cannot I report. - But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - Though Cassio did some little wrong to him, - As men in rage strike those that wish them best, - Yet surely Cassio, I believe, received - From him that fled some strange indignity, - Which patience could not pass. - OTHELLO. I know, Iago, - Thy honesty and love doth mince this matter, - Making it light to Cassio. Cassio, I love thee, - But never more be officer of mine. - - Re-enter Desdemona, attended. - - Look, if my gentle love be not raised up! - I'll make thee an example. - DESDEMONA. What's the matter? - OTHELLO. All's well now, sweeting; come away to bed. - Sir, for your hurts, myself will be your surgeon. - Lead him off. Exit Montano, attended. - Iago, look with care about the town, - And silence those whom this vile brawl distracted. - Come, Desdemona, 'tis the soldiers' life. - To have their balmy slumbers waked with strife. - Exeunt all but Iago and Cassio. - IAGO. What, are you hurt, lieutenant? - CASSIO. Ay, past all surgery. - IAGO. Marry, heaven forbid! - CASSIO. Reputation, reputation, reputation! O, I have lost my - reputation! I have lost the immortal part of myself, and what - remains is bestial. My reputation, Iago, my reputation! - IAGO. As I am an honest man, I thought you had received some bodily - wound; there is more sense in that than in reputation. Reputation - is an idle and most false imposition; oft got without merit and - lost without deserving. You have lost no reputation at all, - unless you repute yourself such a loser. What, man! there are - ways to recover the general again. You are but now cast in his - mood, a punishment more in policy than in malice; even so as one - would beat his offenseless dog to affright an imperious lion. Sue - to him again, and he's yours. - CASSIO. I will rather sue to be despised than to deceive so good a - commander with so slight, so drunken, and so indiscreet an - officer. Drunk? and speak parrot? and squabble? swagger? swear? - and discourse fustian with one's own shadow? O thou invisible - spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call - thee devil! - IAGO. What was he that you followed with your sword? - What had he done to you? - CASSIO. I know not. - IAGO. Is't possible? - CASSIO. I remember a mass of things, but nothing distinctly; a - quarrel, but nothing wherefore. O God, that men should put an - enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, - with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves - into beasts! - IAGO. Why, but you are now well enough. How came you thus - recovered? - CASSIO. It hath pleased the devil drunkenness to give place to the - devil wrath: one unperfectness shows me another, to make me - frankly despise myself. - IAGO. Come, you are too severe a moraler. As the time, the place, - and the condition of this country stands, I could heartily wish - this had not befallen; but since it is as it is, mend it for your - own good. - CASSIO. I will ask him for my place again; he shall tell me I am a - drunkard! Had I as many mouths as Hydra, such an answer would - stop them all. To be now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and - presently a beast! O strange! Every inordinate cup is unblest, - and the ingredient is a devil. - IAGO. Come, come, good wine is a good familiar creature, if it be - well used. Exclaim no more against it. And, good lieutenant, I - think you think I love you. - CASSIO. I have well approved it, sir. I drunk! - IAGO. You or any man living may be drunk at some time, man. I'll - tell you what you shall do. Our general's wife is now the - general. I may say so in this respect, for that he hath devoted - and given up himself to the contemplation, mark, and denotement - of her parts and graces. Confess yourself freely to her; - importune her help to put you in your place again. She is of so - free, so kind, so apt, so blessed a disposition, she holds it a - vice in her goodness not to do more than she is requested. This - broken joint between you and her husband entreat her to splinter; - and, my fortunes against any lay worth naming, this crack of your - love shall grow stronger than it was before. - CASSIO. You advise me well. - IAGO. I protest, in the sincerity of love and honest kindness. - CASSIO. I think it freely; and betimes in the morning I will beseech - the virtuous Desdemona to undertake for me. I am desperate of my - fortunes if they check me here. - IAGO. You are in the right. Good night, lieutenant, I must to the - watch. - CASSIO. Good night, honest Iago. Exit. - IAGO. And what's he then that says I play the villain? - When this advice is free I give and honest, - Probal to thinking, and indeed the course - To win the Moor again? For 'tis most easy - The inclining Desdemona to subdue - In any honest suit. She's framed as fruitful - As the free elements. And then for her - To win the Moor, were't to renounce his baptism, - All seals and symbols of redeemed sin, - His soul is so enfetter'd to her love, - That she may make, unmake, do what she list, - Even as her appetite shall play the god - With his weak function. How am I then a villain - To counsel Cassio to this parallel course, - Directly to his good? Divinity of hell! - When devils will the blackest sins put on, - They do suggest at first with heavenly shows, - As I do now. For whiles this honest fool - Plies Desdemona to repair his fortune, - And she for him pleads strongly to the Moor, - I'll pour this pestilence into his ear, - That she repeals him for her body's lust; - And by how much she strives to do him good, - She shall undo her credit with the Moor. - So will I turn her virtue into pitch, - And out of her own goodness make the net - That shall enmesh them all. - - Enter Roderigo. - - How now, Roderigo! - RODERIGO. I do follow here in the chase, not like a hound that - hunts, but one that fills up the cry. My money is almost spent; I - have been tonight exceedingly well cudgeled; and I think the - issue will be, I shall have so much experience for my pains; and - so, with no money at all and a little more wit, return again to - Venice. - IAGO. How poor are they that have not patience! - What wound did ever heal but by degrees? - Thou know'st we work by wit and not by witchcraft, - And wit depends on dilatory time. - Does't not go well? Cassio hath beaten thee, - And thou by that small hurt hast cashier'd Cassio. - Though other things grow fair against the sun, - Yet fruits that blossom first will first be ripe. - Content thyself awhile. By the mass, 'tis morning; - Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. - Retire thee; go where thou art billeted. - Away, I say. Thou shalt know more hereafter. - Nay, get thee gone. [Exit Roderigo.] Two things are to be done: - My wife must move for Cassio to her mistress- - I'll set her on; - Myself the while to draw the Moor apart, - And bring him jump when he may Cassio find - Soliciting his wife. Ay, that's the way; - Dull not device by coldness and delay. Exit. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -Before the castle. - -Enter Cassio and some Musicians. - - CASSIO. Masters, play here, I will content your pains; Something - that's brief; and bid "Good morrow, general." - Music. - - Enter Clown. - - CLOWN. Why, masters, have your instruments been in Naples, that - they speak i' the nose thus? - FIRST MUSICIAN. How, sir, how? - CLOWN. Are these, I pray you, wind instruments? - FIRST MUSICIAN. Ay, marry, are they, sir. - CLOWN. O, thereby hangs a tail. - FIRST MUSICIAN. Whereby hangs a tale, sir? - CLOWN. Marry, sir, by many a wind instrument that I know. But, - masters, here's money for you; and the general so likes your - music, that he desires you, for love's sake, to make no more - noise with it. - FIRST MUSICIAN. Well, sir, we will not. - CLOWN. If you have any music that may not be heard, to't again; - but, as they say, to hear music the general does not greatly - care. - FIRST MUSICIAN. We have none such, sir. - CLOWN. Then put up your pipes in your bag, for I'll away. - Go, vanish into air, away! Exeunt Musicians. - CASSIO. Dost thou hear, my honest friend? - CLOWN. No, I hear not your honest friend; I hear you. - CASSIO. Prithee, keep up thy quillets. There's a poor piece of gold - for thee. If the gentlewoman that attends the general's wife be - stirring, tell her there's one Cassio entreats her a little favor - of speech. Wilt thou do this? - CLOWN. She is stirring, sir. If she will stir hither, I shall seem - to notify unto her. - CASSIO. Do, good my friend. Exit Clown. - - Enter Iago. - - In happy time, Iago. - IAGO. You have not been abed, then? - CASSIO. Why, no; the day had broke - Before we parted. I have made bold, Iago, - To send in to your wife. My suit to her - Is that she will to virtuous Desdemona - Procure me some access. - IAGO. I'll send her to you presently; - And I'll devise a mean to draw the Moor - Out of the way, that your converse and business - May be more free. - CASSIO. I humbly thank you for't. [Exit Iago.] I never knew - A Florentine more kind and honest. - - Enter Emilia. - - EMILIA. Good morrow, good lieutenant. I am sorry - For your displeasure, but all will sure be well. - The general and his wife are talking of it, - And she speaks for you stoutly. The Moor replies - That he you hurt is of great fame in Cyprus - And great affinity and that in wholesome wisdom - He might not but refuse you; but he protests he loves you - And needs no other suitor but his likings - To take the safest occasion by the front - To bring you in again. - CASSIO. Yet, I beseech you, - If you think fit, or that it may be done, - Give me advantage of some brief discourse - With Desdemona alone. - EMILIA. Pray you, come in. - I will bestow you where you shall have time - To speak your bosom freely. - CASSIO. I am much bound to you. - Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE II. -A room in the castle. - -Enter Othello, Iago, and Gentlemen. - - OTHELLO. These letters give, Iago, to the pilot, - And by him do my duties to the Senate. - That done, I will be walking on the works; - Repair there to me. - IAGO. Well, my good lord, I'll do't. - OTHELLO. This fortification, gentlemen, shall we see't? - GENTLEMEN. We'll wait upon your lordship. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE III. -The garden of the castle. - -Enter Desdemona, Cassio, and Emilia. - - DESDEMONA. Be thou assured, good Cassio, I will do - All my abilities in thy behalf. - EMILIA. Good madam, do. I warrant it grieves my husband - As if the cause were his. - DESDEMONA. O, that's an honest fellow. Do not doubt, Cassio, - But I will have my lord and you again - As friendly as you were. - CASSIO. Bounteous madam, - Whatever shall become of Michael Cassio, - He's never anything but your true servant. - DESDEMONA. I know't: I thank you. You do love my lord: - You have known him long; and be you well assured - He shall in strangeness stand no farther off - Than in a politic distance. - CASSIO. Ay, but, lady, - That policy may either last so long, - Or feed upon such nice and waterish diet, - Or breed itself so out of circumstances, - That I being absent and my place supplied, - My general will forget my love and service. - DESDEMONA. Do not doubt that. Before Emilia here - I give thee warrant of thy place, assure thee, - If I do vow a friendship, I'll perform it - To the last article. My lord shall never rest; - I'll watch him tame and talk him out of patience; - His bed shall seem a school, his board a shrift; - I'll intermingle everything he does - With Cassio's suit. Therefore be merry, Cassio, - For thy solicitor shall rather die - Than give thy cause away. - - Enter Othello and Iago, at a distance. - - EMILIA. Madam, here comes my lord. - CASSIO. Madam, I'll take my leave. - DESDEMONA. Nay, stay and hear me speak. - CASSIO. Madam, not now. I am very ill at ease, - Unfit for mine own purposes. - DESDEMONA. Well, do your discretion. Exit Cassio. - IAGO. Ha! I like not that. - OTHELLO. What dost thou say? - IAGO. Nothing, my lord; or if- I know not what. - OTHELLO. Was not that Cassio parted from my wife? - IAGO. Cassio, my lord! No, sure, I cannot think it, - That he would steal away so guilty-like, - Seeing you coming. - OTHELLO. I do believe 'twas he. - DESDEMONA. How now, my lord! - I have been talking with a suitor here, - A man that languishes in your displeasure. - OTHELLO. Who is't you mean? - DESDEMONA. Why, your lieutenant, Cassio. Good my lord, - If I have any grace or power to move you, - His present reconciliation take; - For if he be not one that truly loves you, - That errs in ignorance and not in cunning, - I have no judgement in an honest face. - I prithee, call him back. - OTHELLO. Went he hence now? - DESDEMONA. Ay, sooth; so humbled - That he hath left part of his grief with me - To suffer with him. Good love, call him back. - OTHELLO. Not now, sweet Desdemona; some other time. - DESDEMONA. But shall't be shortly? - OTHELLO. The sooner, sweet, for you. - DESDEMONA. Shall't be tonight at supper? - OTHELLO. No, not tonight. - DESDEMONA. Tomorrow dinner then? - OTHELLO. I shall not dine at home; - I meet the captains at the citadel. - DESDEMONA. Why then tomorrow night, or Tuesday morn, - On Tuesday noon, or night, on Wednesday morn. - I prithee, name the time, but let it not - Exceed three days. In faith, he's penitent; - And yet his trespass, in our common reason- - Save that, they say, the wars must make example - Out of their best- is not almost a fault - To incur a private check. When shall he come? - Tell me, Othello. I wonder in my soul, - What you would ask me, that I should deny, - Or stand so mammering on. What? Michael Cassio, - That came awooing with you, and so many a time - When I have spoke of you dispraisingly - Hath ta'en your part- to have so much to do - To bring him in! Trust me, I could do much- - OTHELLO. Prithee, no more. Let him come when he will; - I will deny thee nothing. - DESDEMONA. Why, this is not a boon; - 'Tis as I should entreat you wear your gloves, - Or feed on nourishing dishes, or keep you warm, - Or sue to you to do a peculiar profit - To your own person. Nay, when I have a suit - Wherein I mean to touch your love indeed, - It shall be full of poise and difficult weight, - And fearful to be granted. - OTHELLO. I will deny thee nothing, - Whereon, I do beseech thee, grant me this, - To leave me but a little to myself. - DESDEMONA. Shall I deny you? No. Farewell, my lord. - OTHELLO. Farewell, my Desdemona; I'll come to thee straight. - DESDEMONA. Emilia, come. Be as your fancies teach you; - Whate'er you be, I am obedient. - Exeunt Desdemona and Emilia. - OTHELLO. Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul, - But I do love thee! and when I love thee not, - Chaos is come again. - IAGO. My noble lord- - OTHELLO. What dost thou say, Iago? - IAGO. Did Michael Cassio, when you woo'd my lady, - Know of your love? - OTHELLO. He did, from first to last. Why dost thou ask? - IAGO. But for a satisfaction of my thought; - No further harm. - OTHELLO. Why of thy thought, Iago? - IAGO. I did not think he had been acquainted with her. - OTHELLO. O, yes, and went between us very oft. - IAGO. Indeed! - OTHELLO. Indeed? ay, indeed. Discern'st thou aught in that? - Is he not honest? - IAGO. Honest, my lord? - OTHELLO. Honest? Ay, honest. - IAGO. My lord, for aught I know. - OTHELLO. What dost thou think? - IAGO. Think, my lord? - OTHELLO. Think, my lord? By heaven, he echoes me, - As if there were some monster in his thought - Too hideous to be shown. Thou dost mean something. - I heard thee say even now, thou like'st not that, - When Cassio left my wife. What didst not like? - And when I told thee he was of my counsel - In my whole course of wooing, thou criedst, "Indeed!" - And didst contract and purse thy brow together, - As if thou then hadst shut up in thy brain - Some horrible conceit. If thou dost love me, - Show me thy thought. - IAGO. My lord, you know I love you. - OTHELLO. I think thou dost; - And for I know thou'rt full of love and honesty - And weigh'st thy words before thou givest them breath, - Therefore these stops of thine fright me the more; - For such things in a false disloyal knave - Are tricks of custom; but in a man that's just - They're close dilations, working from the heart, - That passion cannot rule. - IAGO. For Michael Cassio, - I dare be sworn I think that he is honest. - OTHELLO. I think so too. - IAGO. Men should be what they seem; - Or those that be not, would they might seem none! - OTHELLO. Certain, men should be what they seem. - IAGO. Why then I think Cassio's an honest man. - OTHELLO. Nay, yet there's more in this. - I prithee, speak to me as to thy thinkings, - As thou dost ruminate, and give thy worst of thoughts - The worst of words. - IAGO. Good my lord, pardon me; - Though I am bound to every act of duty, - I am not bound to that all slaves are free to. - Utter my thoughts? Why, say they are vile and false; - As where's that palace whereinto foul things - Sometimes intrude not? Who has a breast so pure, - But some uncleanly apprehensions - Keep leets and law-days, and in session sit - With meditations lawful? - OTHELLO. Thou dost conspire against thy friend, Iago, - If thou but think'st him wrong'd and makest his ear - A stranger to thy thoughts. - IAGO. I do beseech you- - Though I perchance am vicious in my guess, - As, I confess, it is my nature's plague - To spy into abuses, and oft my jealousy - Shapes faults that are not- that your wisdom yet, - From one that so imperfectly conceits, - Would take no notice, nor build yourself a trouble - Out of his scattering and unsure observance. - It were not for your quiet nor your good, - Nor for my manhood, honesty, or wisdom, - To let you know my thoughts. - OTHELLO. What dost thou mean? - IAGO. Good name in man and woman, dear my lord, - Is the immediate jewel of their souls. - Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing; - 'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands; - But he that filches from me my good name - Robs me of that which not enriches him - And makes me poor indeed. - OTHELLO. By heaven, I'll know thy thoughts. - IAGO. You cannot, if my heart were in your hand; - Nor shall not, whilst 'tis in my custody. - OTHELLO. Ha! - IAGO. O, beware, my lord, of jealousy! - It is the green-eyed monster, which doth mock - The meat it feeds on. That cuckold lives in bliss - Who, certain of his fate, loves not his wronger; - But O, what damned minutes tells he o'er - Who dotes, yet doubts, suspects, yet strongly loves! - OTHELLO. O misery! - IAGO. Poor and content is rich, and rich enough; - But riches fineless is as poor as winter - To him that ever fears he shall be poor. - Good heaven, the souls of all my tribe defend - From jealousy! - OTHELLO. Why, why is this? - Think'st thou I'ld make a life of jealousy, - To follow still the changes of the moon - With fresh suspicions? No! To be once in doubt - Is once to be resolved. Exchange me for a goat - When I shall turn the business of my soul - To such exsufflicate and blown surmises, - Matching thy inference. 'Tis not to make me jealous - To say my wife is fair, feeds well, loves company, - Is free of speech, sings, plays, and dances well; - Where virtue is, these are more virtuous. - Nor from mine own weak merits will I draw - The smallest fear or doubt of her revolt; - For she had eyes and chose me. No, Iago, - I'll see before I doubt; when I doubt, prove; - And on the proof, there is no more but this- - Away at once with love or jealousy! - IAGO. I am glad of it, for now I shall have reason - To show the love and duty that I bear you - With franker spirit. Therefore, as I am bound, - Receive it from me. I speak not yet of proof. - Look to your wife; observe her well with Cassio; - Wear your eye thus, not jealous nor secure. - I would not have your free and noble nature - Out of self-bounty be abused. Look to't. - I know our country disposition well; - In Venice they do let heaven see the pranks - They dare not show their husbands; their best conscience - Is not to leave't undone, but keep't unknown. - OTHELLO. Dost thou say so? - IAGO. She did deceive her father, marrying you; - And when she seem'd to shake and fear your looks, - She loved them most. - OTHELLO. And so she did. - IAGO. Why, go to then. - She that so young could give out such a seeming, - To seel her father's eyes up close as oak- - He thought 'twas witchcraft- but I am much to blame; - I humbly do beseech you of your pardon - For too much loving you. - OTHELLO. I am bound to thee forever. - IAGO. I see this hath a little dash'd your spirits. - OTHELLO. Not a jot, not a jot. - IAGO. I'faith, I fear it has. - I hope you will consider what is spoke - Comes from my love. But I do see you're moved; - I am to pray you not to strain my speech - To grosser issues nor to larger reach - Than to suspicion. - OTHELLO. I will not. - IAGO. Should you do so, my lord, - My speech should fall into such vile success - Which my thoughts aim not at. Cassio's my worthy friend- - My lord, I see you're moved. - OTHELLO. No, not much moved. - I do not think but Desdemona's honest. - IAGO. Long live she so! and long live you to think so! - OTHELLO. And yet, how nature erring from itself- - IAGO. Ay, there's the point, as- to be bold with you- - Not to affect many proposed matches - Of her own clime, complexion, and degree, - Whereto we see in all things nature tends- - Foh, one may smell in such a will most rank, - Foul disproportion, thoughts unnatural. - But pardon me. I do not in position - Distinctly speak of her; though I may fear, - Her will, recoiling to her better judgement, - May fall to match you with her country forms, - And happily repent. - OTHELLO. Farewell, farewell. - If more thou dost perceive, let me know more; - Set on thy wife to observe. Leave me, Iago. - IAGO. [Going.] My lord, I take my leave. - OTHELLO. Why did I marry? This honest creature doubtless - Sees and knows more, much more, than he unfolds. - IAGO. [Returning.] My lord, I would I might entreat your honor - To scan this thing no further; leave it to time. - Though it be fit that Cassio have his place, - For sure he fills it up with great ability, - Yet, if you please to hold him off awhile, - You shall by that perceive him and his means. - Note if your lady strain his entertainment - With any strong or vehement importunity; - Much will be seen in that. In the meantime, - Let me be thought too busy in my fears- - As worthy cause I have to fear I am- - And hold her free, I do beseech your honor. - OTHELLO. Fear not my government. - IAGO. I once more take my leave. Exit. - OTHELLO. This fellow's of exceeding honesty, - And knows all qualities, with a learned spirit, - Of human dealings. If I do prove her haggard, - Though that her jesses were my dear heartstrings, - I'ld whistle her off and let her down the wind - To prey at fortune. Haply, for I am black - And have not those soft parts of conversation - That chamberers have, or for I am declined - Into the vale of years- yet that's not much- - She's gone. I am abused, and my relief - Must be to loathe her. O curse of marriage, - That we can call these delicate creatures ours, - And not their appetites! I had rather be a toad, - And live upon the vapor of a dungeon, - Than keep a corner in the thing I love - For others' uses. Yet, 'tis the plague of great ones: - Prerogatived are they less than the base; - 'Tis destiny unshunnable, like death. - Even then this forked plague is fated to us - When we do quicken. Desdemona comes: - - Re-enter Desdemona and Emilia. - - If she be false, O, then heaven mocks itself! - I'll not believe't. - DESDEMONA. How now, my dear Othello! - Your dinner, and the generous islanders - By you invited, do attend your presence. - OTHELLO. I am to blame. - DESDEMONA. Why do you speak so faintly? - Are you not well? - OTHELLO. I have a pain upon my forehead here. - DESDEMONA. Faith, that's with watching; 'twill away again. - Let me but bind it hard, within this hour - It will be well. - OTHELLO. Your napkin is too little; - He puts the handkerchief from him, and she drops it. - Let it alone. Come, I'll go in with you. - DESDEMONA. I am very sorry that you are not well. - Exeunt Othello and Desdemona. - EMILIA. I am glad I have found this napkin; - This was her first remembrance from the Moor. - My wayward husband hath a hundred times - Woo'd me to steal it; but she so loves the token, - For he conjured her she should ever keep it, - That she reserves it evermore about her - To kiss and talk to. I'll have the work ta'en out, - And give't Iago. What he will do with it - Heaven knows, not I; - I nothing but to please his fantasy. - - Re-enter Iago. - - IAGO. How now, what do you here alone? - EMILIA. Do not you chide; I have a thing for you. - IAGO. A thing for me? It is a common thing- - EMILIA. Ha! - IAGO. To have a foolish wife. - EMILIA. O, is that all? What will you give me now - For that same handkerchief? - IAGO. What handkerchief? - EMILIA. What handkerchief? - Why, that the Moor first gave to Desdemona, - That which so often you did bid me steal. - IAGO. Hast stol'n it from her? - EMILIA. No, faith; she let it drop by negligence, - And, to the advantage, I being here took't up. - Look, here it is. - IAGO. A good wench; give it me. - EMILIA. What will you do with't, that you have been so earnest - To have me filch it? - IAGO. [Snatching it.] Why, what is that to you? - EMILIA. If't be not for some purpose of import, - Give't me again. Poor lady, she'll run mad - When she shall lack it. - IAGO. Be not acknown on't; I have use for it. - Go, leave me. Exit Emilia. - I will in Cassio's lodging lose this napkin, - And let him find it. Trifles light as air - Are to the jealous confirmations strong - As proofs of holy writ; this may do something. - The Moor already changes with my poison: - Dangerous conceits are in their natures poisons, - Which at the first are scarce found to distaste, - But with a little act upon the blood - Burn like the mines of sulphur. I did say so. - Look, where he comes! - - Re-enter Othello. - - Not poppy, nor mandragora, - Nor all the drowsy syrups of the world, - Shall ever medicine thee to that sweet sleep - Which thou owedst yesterday. - OTHELLO. Ha, ha, false to me? - IAGO. Why, how now, general! No more of that. - OTHELLO. Avaunt! be gone! Thou hast set me on the rack. - I swear 'tis better to be much abused - Than but to know't a little. - IAGO. How now, my lord? - OTHELLO. What sense had I of her stol'n hours of lust? - I saw't not, thought it not, it harm'd not me; - I slept the next night well, was free and merry; - I found not Cassio's kisses on her lips. - He that is robb'd, not wanting what is stol'n, - Let him not know't and he's not robb'd at all. - IAGO. I am sorry to hear this. - OTHELLO. I had been happy if the general camp, - Pioners and all, had tasted her sweet body, - So I had nothing known. O, now forever - Farewell the tranquil mind! Farewell content! - Farewell the plumed troop and the big wars - That make ambition virtue! O, farewell, - Farewell the neighing steed and the shrill trump, - The spirit-stirring drum, the ear-piercing fife, - The royal banner, and all quality, - Pride, pomp, and circumstance of glorious war! - And O you mortal engines, whose rude throats - The immortal Jove's dread clamors counterfeit, - Farewell! Othello's occupation's gone! - IAGO. Is't possible, my lord? - OTHELLO. Villain, be sure thou prove my love a whore; - Be sure of it. Give me the ocular proof; - Or, by the worth of man's eternal soul, - Thou hadst been better have been born a dog - Than answer my waked wrath! - IAGO. Is't come to this? - OTHELLO. Make me to see't; or at the least so prove it, - That the probation bear no hinge nor loop - To hang a doubt on; or woe upon thy life! - IAGO. My noble lord- - OTHELLO. If thou dost slander her and torture me, - Never pray more; abandon all remorse; - On horror's head horrors accumulate; - Do deeds to make heaven weep, all earth amazed; - For nothing canst thou to damnation add - Greater than that. - IAGO. O grace! O heaven defend me! - Are you a man? have you a soul or sense? - God be wi' you; take mine office. O wretched fool, - That livest to make thine honesty a vice! - O monstrous world! Take note, take note, O world, - To be direct and honest is not safe. - I thank you for this profit, and from hence - I'll love no friend sith love breeds such offense. - OTHELLO. Nay, stay; thou shouldst be honest. - IAGO. I should be wise; for honesty's a fool, - And loses that it works for. - OTHELLO. By the world, - I think my wife be honest, and think she is not; - I think that thou art just, and think thou art not. - I'll have some proof. Her name, that was as fresh - As Dian's visage, is now begrimed and black - As mine own face. If there be cords or knives, - Poison or fire, or suffocating streams, - I'll not endure it. Would I were satisfied! - IAGO. I see, sir, you are eaten up with passion; - I do repent me that I put it to you. - You would be satisfied? - OTHELLO. Would? Nay, I will. - IAGO. And may. But, how? how satisfied, my lord? - Would you, the supervisor, grossly gape on? - Behold her topp'd? - OTHELLO. Death and damnation! O! - IAGO. It were a tedious difficulty, I think, - To bring them to that prospect. Damn them then, - If ever mortal eyes do see them bolster - More than their own! What then? how then? - What shall I say? Where's satisfaction? - It is impossible you should see this - Were they as prime as goats, as hot as monkeys, - As salt as wolves in pride, and fools as gross - As ignorance made drunk. But yet, I say, - If imputation and strong circumstances, - Which lead directly to the door of truth, - Will give you satisfaction, you may have't. - OTHELLO. Give me a living reason she's disloyal. - IAGO. I do not like the office; - But sith I am enter'd in this cause so far, - Prick'd to't by foolish honesty and love, - I will go on. I lay with Cassio lately - And, being troubled with a raging tooth, - I could not sleep. - There are a kind of men so loose of soul, - That in their sleeps will mutter their affairs; - One of this kind is Cassio. - In sleep I heard him say, "Sweet Desdemona, - Let us be wary, let us hide our loves"; - And then, sir, would he gripe and wring my hand, - Cry, "O sweet creature!" and then kiss me hard, - As if he pluck'd up kisses by the roots, - That grew upon my lips; then laid his leg - Over my thigh, and sigh'd and kiss'd; and then - Cried, "Cursed fate that gave thee to the Moor!" - OTHELLO. O monstrous! monstrous! - IAGO. Nay, this was but his dream. - OTHELLO. But this denoted a foregone conclusion. - 'Tis a shrewd doubt, though it be but a dream. - IAGO. And this may help to thicken other proofs - That do demonstrate thinly. - OTHELLO. I'll tear her all to pieces. - IAGO. Nay, but be wise; yet we see nothing done; - She may be honest yet. Tell me but this; - Have you not sometimes seen a handkerchief - Spotted with strawberries in your wife's hand? - OTHELLO. I gave her such a one; 'twas my first gift. - IAGO. I know not that; but such a handkerchief- - I am sure it was your wife's- did I today - See Cassio wipe his beard with. - OTHELLO. If it be that- - IAGO. If it be that, or any that was hers, - It speaks against her with the other proofs. - OTHELLO. O, that the slave had forty thousand lives! - One is too poor, too weak for my revenge. - Now do I see 'tis true. Look here, Iago, - All my fond love thus do I blow to heaven. - 'Tis gone. - Arise, black vengeance, from thy hollow hell! - Yield up, O love, thy crown and hearted throne - To tyrannous hate! Swell, bosom, with thy fraught, - For 'tis of aspics' tongues! - IAGO. Yet be content. - OTHELLO. O, blood, blood, blood! - IAGO. Patience, I say; your mind perhaps may change. - OTHELLO. Never, Iago. Like to the Pontic Sea, - Whose icy current and compulsive course - Ne'er feels retiring ebb, but keeps due on - To the Propontic and the Hellespont, - Even so my bloody thoughts, with violent pace, - Shall ne'er look back, ne'er ebb to humble love, - Till that a capable and wide revenge - Swallow them up. Now, by yond marble heaven, - In the due reverence of a sacred vow Kneels. - I here engage my words. - IAGO. Do not rise yet. Kneels. - Witness, you ever-burning lights above, - You elements that clip us round about, - Witness that here Iago doth give up - The execution of his wit, hands, heart, - To wrong'd Othello's service! Let him command, - And to obey shall be in me remorse, - What bloody business ever. They rise. - OTHELLO. I greet thy love, - Not with vain thanks, but with acceptance bounteous, - And will upon the instant put thee to't: - Within these three days let me hear thee say - That Cassio's not alive. - IAGO. My friend is dead, 'tis done at your request; - But let her live. - OTHELLO. Damn her, lewd minx! O, damn her! - Come, go with me apart; I will withdraw, - To furnish me with some swift means of death - For the fair devil. Now art thou my lieutenant. - IAGO. I am your own forever. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE IV. -Before the castle. - -Enter Desdemona, Emilia, and Clown. - - DESDEMONA. Do you know, sirrah, where Lieutenant Cassio lies? - CLOWN. I dare not say he lies anywhere. - DESDEMONA. Why, man? - CLOWN. He's a soldier; and for one to say a soldier lies, is - stabbing. - DESDEMONA. Go to! Where lodges he? - CLOWN. To tell you where he lodges, is to tell you where I lie. - DESDEMONA. Can anything be made of this? - CLOWN. I know not where he lodges, and for me to devise a lodging, - and say he lies here or he lies there, were to lie in mine own - throat. - DESDEMONA. Can you inquire him out and be edified by report? - CLOWN. I will catechize the world for him; that is, make questions - and by them answer. - DESDEMONA. Seek him, bid him come hither. Tell him I have moved my - lord on his behalf and hope all will be well. - CLOWN. To do this is within the compass of man's wit, and therefore - I will attempt the doing it. Exit. - DESDEMONA. Where should I lose that handkerchief, Emilia? - EMILIA. I know not, madam. - DESDEMONA. Believe me, I had rather have lost my purse - Full of crusadoes; and, but my noble Moor - Is true of mind and made of no such baseness - As jealous creatures are, it were enough - To put him to ill thinking. - EMILIA. Is he not jealous? - DESDEMONA. Who, he? I think the sun where he was born - Drew all such humors from him. - EMILIA. Look, where he comes. - DESDEMONA. I will not leave him now till Cassio - Be call'd to him. - - Enter Othello. - - How is't with you, my lord? - OTHELLO. Well, my good lady. [Aside.] O, hardness to dissemble! - How do you, Desdemona? - DESDEMONA. Well, my good lord. - OTHELLO. Give me your hand. This hand is moist, my lady. - DESDEMONA. It yet has felt no age nor known no sorrow. - OTHELLO. This argues fruitfulness and liberal heart; - Hot, hot, and moist. This hand of yours requires - A sequester from liberty, fasting, and prayer, - Much castigation, exercise devout, - For here's a young and sweating devil here - That commonly rebels. 'Tis a good hand, - A frank one. - DESDEMONA. You may, indeed, say so; - For 'twas that hand that gave away my heart. - OTHELLO. A liberal hand. The hearts of old gave hands; - But our new heraldry is hands, not hearts. - DESDEMONA. I cannot speak of this. Come now, your promise. - OTHELLO. What promise, chuck? - DESDEMONA. I have sent to bid Cassio come speak with you. - OTHELLO. I have a salt and sorry rheum offends me; - Lend me thy handkerchief. - DESDEMONA. Here, my lord. - OTHELLO. That which I gave you. - DESDEMONA. I have it not about me. - OTHELLO. Not? - DESDEMONA. No, faith, my lord. - OTHELLO. That's a fault. That handkerchief - Did an Egyptian to my mother give; - She was a charmer, and could almost read - The thoughts of people. She told her, while she kept it, - 'Twould make her amiable and subdue my father - Entirely to her love, but if she lost it - Or made a gift of it, my father's eye - Should hold her loathed and his spirits should hunt - After new fancies. She dying gave it me, - And bid me, when my fate would have me wive, - To give it her. I did so, and take heed on't; - Make it a darling like your precious eye; - To lose't or give't away were such perdition - As nothing else could match. - DESDEMONA. Is't possible? - OTHELLO. 'Tis true; there's magic in the web of it. - A sibyl, that had number'd in the world - The sun to course two hundred compasses, - In her prophetic fury sew'd the work; - The worms were hallow'd that did breed the silk, - And it was dyed in mummy which the skillful - Conserved of maiden's hearts. - DESDEMONA. Indeed! is't true? - OTHELLO. Most veritable; therefore look to't well. - DESDEMONA. Then would to God that I had never seen't! - OTHELLO. Ha! wherefore? - DESDEMONA. Why do you speak so startingly and rash? - OTHELLO. Is't lost? is't gone? speak, is it out o' the way? - DESDEMONA. Heaven bless us! - OTHELLO. Say you? - DESDEMONA. It is not lost; but what an if it were? - OTHELLO. How? - DESDEMONA. I say, it is not lost. - OTHELLO. Fetch't, let me see it. - DESDEMONA. Why, so I can, sir, but I will not now. - This is a trick to put me from my suit. - Pray you, let Cassio be received again. - OTHELLO. Fetch me the handkerchief, my mind misgives. - DESDEMONA. Come, come, - You'll never meet a more sufficient man. - OTHELLO. The handkerchief! - DESDEMONA. I pray, talk me of Cassio. - OTHELLO. The handkerchief! - DESDEMONA. A man that all his time - Hath founded his good fortunes on your love, - Shared dangers with you- - OTHELLO. The handkerchief! - DESDEMONA. In sooth, you are to blame. - OTHELLO. Away! Exit. - EMILIA. Is not this man jealous? - DESDEMONA. I ne'er saw this before. - Sure there's some wonder in this handkerchief; - I am most unhappy in the loss of it. - EMILIA. 'Tis not a year or two shows us a man. - They are all but stomachs and we all but food; - They eat us hungerly, and when they are full - They belch us. Look you! Cassio and my husband. - - Enter Cassio and Iago. - - IAGO. There is no other way; 'tis she must do't. - And, lo, the happiness! Go and importune her. - DESDEMONA. How now, good Cassio! What's the news with you? - CASSIO. Madam, my former suit: I do beseech you - That by your virtuous means I may again - Exist and be a member of his love - Whom I with all the office of my heart - Entirely honor. I would not be delay'd. - If my offense be of such mortal kind - That nor my service past nor present sorrows - Nor purposed merit in futurity - Can ransom me into his love again, - But to know so must be my benefit; - So shall I clothe me in a forced content - And shut myself up in some other course - To Fortune's alms. - DESDEMONA. Alas, thrice-gentle Cassio! - My advocation is not now in tune; - My lord is not my lord, nor should I know him - Were he in favor as in humor alter'd. - So help me every spirit sanctified, - As I have spoken for you all my best - And stood within the blank of his displeasure - For my free speech! You must awhile be patient. - What I can do I will; and more I will - Than for myself I dare. Let that suffice you. - IAGO. Is my lord angry? - EMILIA. He went hence but now, - And certainly in strange unquietness. - IAGO. Can he be angry? I have seen the cannon, - When it hath blown his ranks into the air - And, like the devil, from his very arm - Puff'd his own brother. And can he be angry? - Something of moment then. I will go meet him. - There's matter in't indeed if he be angry. - DESDEMONA. I prithee, do so. Exit Iago. - Something sure of state, - Either from Venice or some unhatch'd practice - Made demonstrable here in Cyprus to him, - Hath puddled his clear spirit; and in such cases - Men's natures wrangle with inferior things, - Though great ones are their object. 'Tis even so; - For let our finger ache, and it indues - Our other healthful members even to that sense - Of pain. Nay, we must think men are not gods, - Nor of them look for such observancy - As fits the bridal. Beshrew me much, Emilia, - I was, unhandsome warrior as I am, - Arraigning his unkindness with my soul; - But now I find I had suborn'd the witness, - And he's indicted falsely. - EMILIA. Pray heaven it be state matters, as you think, - And no conception nor no jealous toy - Concerning you. - DESDEMONA. Alas the day, I never gave him cause! - EMILIA. But jealous souls will not be answer'd so; - They are not ever jealous for the cause, - But jealous for they are jealous. 'Tis a monster - Begot upon itself, born on itself. - DESDEMONA. Heaven keep that monster from Othello's mind! - EMILIA. Lady, amen. - DESDEMONA. I will go seek him. Cassio, walk hereabout. - If I do find him fit, I'll move your suit, - And seek to effect it to my uttermost. - CASSIO. I humbly thank your ladyship. - Exeunt Desdemona and Emilia. - - Enter Bianca. - - BIANCA. Save you, friend Cassio! - CASSIO. What make you from home? - How is it with you, my most fair Bianca? - I'faith, sweet love, I was coming to your house. - BIANCA. And I was going to your lodging, Cassio. - What, keep a week away? seven days and nights? - Eight score eight hours? and lovers' absent hours, - More tedious than the dial eight score times? - O weary reckoning! - CASSIO. Pardon me, Bianca. - I have this while with leaden thoughts been press'd; - But I shall in a more continuate time - Strike off this score of absence. Sweet Bianca, - Gives her Desdemona's handkerchief. - Take me this work out. - BIANCA. O Cassio, whence came this? - This is some token from a newer friend. - To the felt absence now I feel a cause. - Is't come to this? Well, well. - CASSIO. Go to, woman! - Throw your vile guesses in the devil's teeth, - From whence you have them. You are jealous now - That this is from some mistress, some remembrance. - No, by my faith, Bianca. - BIANCA. Why, whose is it? - CASSIO. I know not, sweet. I found it in my chamber. - I like the work well. Ere it be demanded- - As like enough it will- I'ld have it copied. - Take it, and do't; and leave me for this time. - BIANCA. Leave you! wherefore? - CASSIO. I do attend here on the general; - And think it no addition, nor my wish, - To have him see me woman'd. - BIANCA. Why, I pray you? - CASSIO. Not that I love you not. - BIANCA. But that you do not love me. - I pray you, bring me on the way a little, - And say if I shall see you soon at night. - CASSIO. 'Tis but a little way that I can bring you, - For I attend here, but I'll see you soon. - BIANCA. 'Tis very good; I must be circumstanced. Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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She is protectress of her honor too. - May she give that? - IAGO. Her honor is an essence that's not seen; - They have it very oft that have it not. - But for the handkerchief- - OTHELLO. By heaven, I would most gladly have forgot it. - Thou said'st- O, it comes o'er my memory, - As doth the raven o'er the infected house, - Boding to all- he had my handkerchief. - IAGO. Ay, what of that? - OTHELLO. That's not so good now. - IAGO. What, - If I had said I had seen him do you wrong? - Or heard him say- as knaves be such abroad, - Who having, by their own importunate suit, - Or voluntary dotage of some mistress, - Convinced or supplied them, cannot choose - But they must blab- - OTHELLO. Hath he said anything? - IAGO. He hath, my lord; but be you well assured, - No more than he'll unswear. - OTHELLO. What hath he said? - IAGO. Faith, that he did- I know not what he did. - OTHELLO. What? what? - IAGO. Lie- - OTHELLO. With her? - IAGO. With her, on her, what you will. - OTHELLO. Lie with her! lie on her! We say lie on her, when they - belie her. Lie with her! 'Zounds, that's fulsome! Handkerchief- - confessions- handkerchief! To confess and be hanged for his labor- - first, to be hanged, and then to confess. I tremble at it. - Nature would not invest herself in such shadowing passion without - some instruction. It is not words that shakes me thus. Pish! - Noses, ears, and lips. Is't possible? Confess? Handkerchief? O - devil! - Falls in a trance. - IAGO. Work on, - My medicine, work! Thus credulous fools are caught, - And many worthy and chaste dames even thus, - All guiltless, meet reproach. What, ho! My lord! - My lord, I say! Othello! - - Enter Cassio. - - How now, Cassio! - CASSIO. What's the matter? - IAGO. My lord is fall'n into an epilepsy. - This is his second fit; he had one yesterday. - CASSIO. Rub him about the temples. - IAGO. No, forbear; - The lethargy must have his quiet course. - If not, he foams at mouth, and by and by - Breaks out to savage madness. Look, he stirs. - Do you withdraw yourself a little while, - He will recover straight. When he is gone, - I would on great occasion speak with you. Exit Cassio. - How is it, general? Have you not hurt your head? - OTHELLO. Dost thou mock me? - IAGO. I mock you? No, by heaven. - Would you would bear your fortune like a man! - OTHELLO. A horned man's a monster and a beast. - IAGO. There's many a beast then in a populous city, - And many a civil monster. - OTHELLO. Did he confess it? - IAGO. Good sir, be a man; - Think every bearded fellow that's but yoked - May draw with you. There's millions now alive - That nightly lie in those unproper beds - Which they dare swear peculiar. Your case is better. - O, 'tis the spite of hell, the fiend's arch-mock, - To lip a wanton in a secure couch, - And to suppose her chaste! No, let me know, - And knowing what I am, I know what she shall be. - OTHELLO. O, thou art wise; 'tis certain. - IAGO. Stand you awhile apart, - Confine yourself but in a patient list. - Whilst you were here o'erwhelmed with your grief- - A passion most unsuiting such a man- - Cassio came hither. I shifted him away, - And laid good 'scuse upon your ecstasy; - Bade him anon return and here speak with me - The which he promised. Do but encave yourself - And mark the fleers, the gibes, and notable scorns, - That dwell in every region of his face; - For I will make him tell the tale anew, - Where, how, how oft, how long ago, and when - He hath and is again to cope your wife. - I say, but mark his gesture. Marry, patience, - Or I shall say you are all in all in spleen, - And nothing of a man. - OTHELLO. Dost thou hear, Iago? - I will be found most cunning in my patience; - But (dost thou hear?) most bloody. - IAGO. That's not amiss; - But yet keep time in all. Will you withdraw? - Othello retires. - Now will I question Cassio of Bianca, - A housewife that by selling her desires - Buys herself bread and clothes. It is a creature - That dotes on Cassio, as 'tis the strumpet's plague - To beguile many and be beguiled by one. - He, when he hears of her, cannot refrain - From the excess of laughter. Here he comes. - - Re-enter Cassio. - - As he shall smile, Othello shall go mad; - And his unbookish jealousy must construe - Poor Cassio's smiles, gestures, and light behavior - Quite in the wrong. How do you now, lieutenant? - CASSIO. The worser that you give me the addition - Whose want even kills me. - IAGO. Ply Desdemona well, and you are sure on't. - Now, if this suit lay in Bianco's power, - How quickly should you speed! - CASSIO. Alas, poor caitiff! - OTHELLO. Look, how he laughs already! - IAGO. I never knew a woman love man so. - CASSIO. Alas, poor rogue! I think, i'faith, she loves me. - OTHELLO. Now he denies it faintly and laughs it out. - IAGO. Do you hear, Cassio? - OTHELLO. Now he importunes him - To tell it o'er. Go to; well said, well said. - IAGO. She gives it out that you shall marry her. - Do you intend it? - CASSIO. Ha, ha, ha! - OTHELLO. Do you triumph, Roman? Do you triumph? - CASSIO. I marry her! What? A customer! I prithee, bear some charity - to my wit; do not think it so unwholesome. Ha, ha, ha! - OTHELLO. So, so, so, so. They laugh that win. - IAGO. Faith, the cry goes that you shall marry her. - CASSIO. Prithee, say true. - IAGO. I am a very villain else. - OTHELLO. Have you scored me? Well. - CASSIO. This is the monkey's own giving out. She is persuaded I - will marry her, out of her own love and flattery, not out of my - promise. - OTHELLO. Iago beckons me; now he begins the story. - CASSIO. She was here even now; she haunts me in every place. I was - the other day talking on the sea bank with certain Venetians, and - thither comes the bauble, and, by this hand, she falls me thus - about my neck- - OTHELLO. Crying, "O dear Cassio!" as it were; his gesture imports - it. - CASSIO. So hangs and lolls and weeps upon me; so hales and pulls - me. Ha, ha, ha! - OTHELLO. Now he tells how she plucked him to my chamber. O, I see - that nose of yours, but not that dog I shall throw it to. - CASSIO. Well, I must leave her company. - IAGO. Before me! look where she comes. - CASSIO. 'Tis such another fitchew! marry, a perfumed one. - - Enter Bianca. - - What do you mean by this haunting of me? - BIANCA. Let the devil and his dam haunt you! What did you mean by - that same handkerchief you gave me even now? I was a fine fool to - take it. I must take out the work? A likely piece of work that - you should find it in your chamber and not know who left it - there! This is some minx's token, and I must take out the work? - There, give it your hobbyhorse. Wheresoever you had it, I'll take - out no work on't. - CASSIO. How now, my sweet Bianca! how now! how now! - OTHELLO. By heaven, that should be my handkerchief! - BIANCA. An you'll come to supper tonight, you may; an you will not, - come when you are next prepared for. Exit. - IAGO. After her, after her. - CASSIO. Faith, I must; she'll rail i' the street else. - IAGO. Will you sup there? - CASSIO. Faith, I intend so. - IAGO. Well, I may chance to see you, for I would very fain speak - with you. - CASSIO. Prithee, come; will you? - IAGO. Go to; say no more. Exit Cassio. - OTHELLO. [Advancing.] How shall I murther him, Iago? - IAGO. Did you perceive how he laughed at his vice? - OTHELLO. O Iago! - IAGO. And did you see the handkerchief? - OTHELLO. Was that mine? - IAGO. Yours, by this hand. And to see how he prizes the foolish - woman your wife! She gave it him, and he hath given it his whore. - OTHELLO. I would have him nine years akilling. A fine woman! a fair - woman! a sweet woman! - IAGO. Nay, you must forget that. - OTHELLO. Ay, let her rot, and perish, and be damned tonight, for - she shall not live. No, my heart is turned to stone; I strike it, - and it hurts my hand. O, the world hath not a sweeter creature. - She might lie by an emperor's side, and command him tasks. - IAGO. Nay, that's not your way. - OTHELLO. Hang her! I do but say what she is. So delicate with her - needle, an admirable musician. O, she will sing the savageness - out of a bear. Of so high and plenteous wit and invention- - IAGO. She's the worse for all this. - OTHELLO. O, a thousand, a thousand times. And then, of so gentle a - condition! - IAGO. Ay, too gentle. - OTHELLO. Nay, that's certain. But yet the pity of it, Iago! - O Iago, the pity of it, Iago! - IAGO. If you are so fond over her iniquity, give her patent to - offend, for, if it touch not you, it comes near nobody. - OTHELLO. I will chop her into messes. Cuckold me! - IAGO. O, 'tis foul in her. - OTHELLO. With mine officer! - IAGO. That's fouler. - OTHELLO. Get me some poison, Iago, this night. I'll not expostulate - with her, lest her body and beauty unprovide my mind again. This - night, Iago. - IAGO. Do it not with poison, strangle her in her bed, even the bed - she hath contaminated. - OTHELLO. Good, good, the justice of it pleases, very good. - IAGO. And for Cassio, let me be his undertaker. You shall hear more - by midnight. - OTHELLO. Excellent good. [A trumpet within.] What trumpet is that - same? - IAGO. Something from Venice, sure. 'Tis Lodovico - Come from the Duke. And, see your wife is with him. - - Enter Lodovico, Desdemona, and Attendants. - - LODOVICO. God save the worthy general! - OTHELLO. With all my heart, sir. - LODOVICO. The Duke and Senators of Venice greet you. - Gives him a letter. - OTHELLO. I kiss the instrument of their pleasures. - Opens the letter, and reads. - DESDEMONA. And what's the news, good cousin Lodovico? - IAGO. I am very glad to see you, signior; - Welcome to Cyprus. - LODOVICO. I thank you. How does Lieutenant Cassio? - IAGO. Lives, sir. - DESDEMONA. Cousin, there's fall'n between him and my lord - An unkind breech; but you shall make all well. - OTHELLO. Are you sure of that? - DESDEMONA. My lord? - OTHELLO. [Reads.] "This fail you not to do, as you will-" - LODOVICO. He did not call; he's busy in the paper. - Is there division 'twixt my lord and Cassio? - DESDEMONA. A most unhappy one. I would do much - To atone them, for the love I bear to Cassio. - OTHELLO. Fire and brimstone! - DESDEMONA. My lord? - OTHELLO. Are you wise? - DESDEMONA. What, is he angry? - LODOVICO. May be the letter moved him; - For, as I think, they do command him home, - Deputing Cassio in his government. - DESDEMONA. By my troth, I am glad on't. - OTHELLO. Indeed! - DESDEMONA. My lord? - OTHELLO. I am glad to see you mad. - DESDEMONA. Why, sweet Othello? - OTHELLO. Devil! Strikes her. - DESDEMONA. I have not deserved this. - LODOVICO. My lord, this would not be believed in Venice, - Though I should swear I saw't. 'Tis very much. - Make her amends; she weeps. - OTHELLO. O devil, devil! - If that the earth could teem with woman's tears, - Each drop she falls would prove a crocodile. - Out of my sight! - DESDEMONA. [Going.] I will not stay to offend you. - LODOVICO. Truly, an obedient lady. - I do beseech your lordship, call her back. - OTHELLO. Mistress! - DESDEMONA. My lord? - OTHELLO. What would you with her, sir? - LODOVICO. Who, I, my lord? - OTHELLO. Ay, you did wish that I would make her turn. - Sir, she can turn and turn, and yet go on, - And turn again; and she can weep, sir, weep; - And she's obedient, as you say, obedient, - Very obedient. Proceed you in your tears. - Concerning this, sir- O well-painted passion!- - I am commanded home. Get you away; - I'll send for you anon. Sir, I obey the mandate, - And will return to Venice. Hence, avaunt! - Exit Desdemona. - Cassio shall have my place. And, sir, tonight, - I do entreat that we may sup together. - You are welcome, sir, to Cyprus. Goats and monkeys! - Exit. - LODOVICO. Is this the noble Moor whom our full Senate - Call all in all sufficient? This the nature - Whom passion could not shake? whose solid virtue - The shot of accident nor dart of chance - Could neither graze nor pierce? - IAGO. He is much changed. - LODOVICO. Are his wits safe? Is he not light of brain? - IAGO. He's that he is. I may not breathe my censure - What he might be: if what he might he is not, - I would to heaven he were! - LODOVICO. What, strike his wife! - IAGO. Faith, that was not so well; yet would I knew - That stroke would prove the worst! - LODOVICO. Is it his use? - Or did the letters work upon his blood, - And new create this fault? - IAGO. Alas, alas! - It is not honesty in me to speak - What I have seen and known. You shall observe him, - And his own courses will denote him so - That I may save my speech. Do but go after, - And mark how he continues. - LODOVICO. I am sorry that I am deceived in him. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE II. -A room in the castle. - -Enter Othello and Emilia. - - OTHELLO. You have seen nothing, then? - EMILIA. Nor ever heard, nor ever did suspect. - OTHELLO. Yes, you have seen Cassio and she together. - EMILIA. But then I saw no harm, and then I heard - Each syllable that breath made up between them. - OTHELLO. What, did they never whisper? - EMILIA. Never, my lord. - OTHELLO. Nor send you out o' the way? - EMILIA. Never. - OTHELLO. To fetch her fan, her gloves, her mask, nor nothing? - EMILIA. Never, my lord. - OTHELLO. That's strange. - EMILIA. I durst, my lord, to wager she is honest, - Lay down my soul at stake. If you think other, - Remove your thought; it doth abuse your bosom. - If any wretch have put this in your head, - Let heaven requite it with the serpent's curse! - For if she be not honest, chaste, and true, - There's no man happy; the purest of their wives - Is foul as slander. - OTHELLO. Bid her come hither; go. Exit Emilia. - She says enough; yet she's a simple bawd - That cannot say as much. This is a subtle whore, - A closet lock and key of villainous secrets. - And yet she'll kneel and pray; I have seen her do't. - - Enter Desdemona with Emilia. - - DESDEMONA. My lord, what is your will? - OTHELLO. Pray, chuck, come hither. - DESDEMONA. What is your pleasure? - OTHELLO. Let me see your eyes; - Look in my face. - DESDEMONA. What horrible fancy's this? - OTHELLO. [To Emilia.] Some of your function, mistress, - Leave procreants alone and shut the door; - Cough, or cry "hem," if anybody come. - Your mystery, your mystery; nay, dispatch. Exit Emilia. - DESDEMONA. Upon my knees, what doth your speech import? - I understand a fury in your words, - But not the words. - OTHELLO. Why, what art thou? - DESDEMONA. Your wife, my lord, your true and loyal wife. - OTHELLO. Come, swear it, damn thyself; - Lest, being like one of heaven, the devils themselves - Should fear to seize thee. Therefore be double-damn'd; - Swear thou art honest. - DESDEMONA. Heaven doth truly know it. - OTHELLO. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. - DESDEMONA. To whom, my lord? with whom? how am I false? - OTHELLO. O Desdemona! Away! away! away! - DESDEMONA. Alas the heavy day! Why do you weep? - Am I the motive of these tears, my lord? - If haply you my father do suspect - An instrument of this your calling back, - Lay not your blame on me. If you have lost him, - Why, I have lost him too. - OTHELLO. Had it pleased heaven - To try me with affliction, had they rain'd - All kinds of sores and shames on my bare head, - Steep'd me in poverty to the very lips, - Given to captivity me and my utmost hopes, - I should have found in some place of my soul - A drop of patience; but, alas, to make me - A fixed figure for the time of scorn - To point his slow unmoving finger at! - Yet could I bear that too, well, very well; - But there, where I have garner'd up my heart, - Where either I must live or bear no life; - The fountain from the which my current runs, - Or else dries up; to be discarded thence! - Or keep it as a cistern for foul toads - To knot and gender in! Turn thy complexion there, - Patience, thou young and rose-lipp'd cherubin, - Ay, there, look grim as hell! - DESDEMONA. I hope my noble lord esteems me honest. - OTHELLO. O, ay, as summer flies are in the shambles, - That quicken even with blowing. O thou weed, - Who art so lovely fair and smell'st so sweet - That the sense aches at thee, would thou hadst ne'er been born! - DESDEMONA. Alas, what ignorant sin have I committed? - OTHELLO. Was this fair paper, this most goodly book, - Made to write "whore" upon? What committed? - Committed? O thou public commoner! - I should make very forges of my cheeks, - That would to cinders burn up modesty, - Did I but speak thy deeds. What committed! - Heaven stops the nose at it, and the moon winks; - The bawdy wind, that kisses all it meets, - Is hush'd within the hollow mine of earth, - And will not hear it. What committed? - Impudent strumpet! - DESDEMONA. By heaven, you do me wrong. - OTHELLO. Are not you a strumpet? - DESDEMONA. No, as I am a Christian. - If to preserve this vessel for my lord - From any other foul unlawful touch - Be not to be a strumpet, I am none. - OTHELLO. What, not a whore? - DESDEMONA. No, as I shall be saved. - OTHELLO. Is't possible? - DESDEMONA. O, heaven forgive us! - OTHELLO. I cry you mercy then; - I took you for that cunning whore of Venice - That married with Othello. [Raises his voice.] You, mistress, - That have the office opposite to Saint Peter, - And keep the gate of hell! - - Re-enter Emilia. - - You, you, ay, you! - We have done our course; there's money for your pains. - I pray you, turn the key, and keep our counsel. Exit. - EMILIA. Alas, what does this gentleman conceive? - How do you, madam? How do you, my good lady? - DESDEMONA. Faith, half asleep. - EMILIA. Good madam, what's the matter with my lord? - DESDEMONA. With who? - EMILIA. Why, with my lord, madam. - DESDEMONA. Who is thy lord? - EMILIA. He that is yours, sweet lady. - DESDEMONA. I have none. Do not talk to me, Emilia; - I cannot weep, nor answer have I none - But what should go by water. Prithee, tonight - Lay on my bed my wedding sheets. Remember, - And call thy husband hither. - EMILIA. Here's a change indeed! - Exit. - DESDEMONA. 'Tis meet I should be used so, very meet. - How have I been behaved, that he might stick - The small'st opinion on my least misuse? - - Re-enter Emilia with Iago. - - IAGO. What is your pleasure, madam? How is't with you? - DESDEMONA. I cannot tell. Those that do teach young babes - Do it with gentle means and easy tasks. - He might have chid me so, for in good faith, - I am a child to chiding. - IAGO. What's the matter, lady? - EMILIA. Alas, Iago, my lord hath so bewhored her, - Thrown such despite and heavy terms upon her, - As true hearts cannot bear. - DESDEMONA. Am I that name, Iago? - IAGO. What name, fair lady? - DESDEMONA. Such as she says my lord did say I was. - EMILIA. He call'd her whore; a beggar in his drink - Could not have laid such terms upon his callet. - IAGO. Why did he so? - DESDEMONA. I do not know; I am sure I am none such. - IAGO. Do not weep, do not weep. Alas the day! - EMILIA. Hath she forsook so many noble matches, - Her father and her country and her friends, - To be call'd whore? Would it not make one weep? - DESDEMONA. It is my wretched fortune. - IAGO. Beshrew him for't! - How comes this trick upon him? - DESDEMONA. Nay, heaven doth know. - EMILIA. I will be hang'd, if some eternal villain, - Some busy and insinuating rogue, - Some cogging, cozening slave, to get some office, - Have not devised this slander; I'll be hang'd else. - IAGO. Fie, there is no such man; it is impossible. - DESDEMONA. If any such there be, heaven pardon him! - EMILIA. A halter pardon him! And hell gnaw his bones! - Why should he call her whore? Who keeps her company? - What place? What time? What form? What likelihood? - The Moor's abused by some most villainous knave, - Some base notorious knave, some scurvy fellow. - O heaven, that such companions thou'ldst unfold, - And put in every honest hand a whip - To lash the rascals naked through the world - Even from the east to the west! - IAGO. Speak within door. - EMILIA. O, fie upon them! Some such squire he was - That turn'd your wit the seamy side without, - And made you to suspect me with the Moor. - IAGO. You are a fool; go to. - DESDEMONA. O good Iago, - What shall I do to win my lord again? - Good friend, go to him, for by this light of heaven, - I know not how I lost him. Here I kneel: - If e'er my will did trespass 'gainst his love - Either in discourse of thought or actual deed, - Or that mine eyes, mine ears, or any sense, - Delighted them in any other form, - Or that I do not yet, and ever did, - And ever will, though he do shake me off - To beggarly divorcement, love him dearly, - Comfort forswear me! Unkindness may do much, - And his unkindness may defeat my life, - But never taint my love. I cannot say "whore." - It doth abhor me now I speak the word; - To do the act that might the addition earn - Not the world's mass of vanity could make me. - IAGO. I pray you, be content; 'tis but his humor: - The business of the state does him offense, - And he does chide with you. - DESDEMONA. If 'twere no other- - IAGO. 'Tis but so, I warrant. Trumpets within. - Hark, how these instruments summon to supper! - The messengers of Venice stay the meat. - Go in, and weep not; all things shall be well. - Exeunt Desdemona and Emilia. - - Enter Roderigo. - - How now, Roderigo! - RODERIGO. I do not find that thou dealest justly with me. - IAGO. What in the contrary? - RODERIGO. Every day thou daffest me with some device, Iago; and - rather, as it seems to me now, keepest from me all conveniency - than suppliest me with the least advantage of hope. I will indeed - no longer endure it; nor am I yet persuaded to put up in peace - what already I have foolishly suffered. - IAGO. Will you hear me, Roderigo? - RODERIGO. Faith, I have heard too much, for your words and - performances are no kin together. - IAGO. You charge me most unjustly. - RODERIGO. With nought but truth. I have wasted myself out of my - means. The jewels you have had from me to deliver to Desdemona - would half have corrupted a votarist. You have told me she hath - received them and returned me expectations and comforts of sudden - respect and acquaintance; but I find none. - IAGO. Well, go to, very well. - RODERIGO. Very well! go to! I cannot go to, man; nor 'tis not very - well. By this hand, I say 'tis very scurvy, and begin to find - myself fopped in it. - IAGO. Very well. - RODERIGO. I tell you 'tis not very well. I will make myself known - to Desdemona. If she will return me my jewels, I will give over - my suit and repent my unlawful solicitation; if not, assure - yourself I will seek satisfaction of you. - IAGO. You have said now. - RODERIGO. Ay, and said nothing but what I protest intendment of - doing. - IAGO. Why, now I see there's mettle in thee; and even from this - instant do build on thee a better opinion than ever before. Give - me thy hand, Roderigo. Thou hast taken against me a most just - exception; but yet, I protest, have dealt most directly in thy - affair. - RODERIGO. It hath not appeared. - IAGO. I grant indeed it hath not appeared, and your suspicion is - not without wit and judgement. But, Roderigo, if thou hast that - in thee indeed, which I have greater reason to believe now than - ever, I mean purpose, courage, and valor, this night show it; if - thou the next night following enjoy not Desdemona, take me from - this world with treachery and devise engines for my life. - RODERIGO. Well, what is it? Is it within reason and compass? - IAGO. Sir, there is especial commission come from Venice to depute - Cassio in Othello's place. - RODERIGO. Is that true? Why then Othello and Desdemona return again - to Venice. - IAGO. O, no; he goes into Mauritania, and takes away with him the - fair Desdemona, unless his abode be lingered here by some - accident; wherein none can be so determinate as the removing of - Cassio. - RODERIGO. How do you mean, removing of him? - IAGO. Why, by making him uncapable of Othello's place; knocking out - his brains. - RODERIGO. And that you would have me to do? - IAGO. Ay, if you dare do yourself a profit and a right. He sups - tonight with a harlotry, and thither will I go to him. He knows - not yet of his honorable fortune. If you will watch his going - thence, which his will fashion to fall out between twelve and - one, you may take him at your pleasure; I will be near to second - your attempt, and he shall fall between us. Come, stand not - amazed at it, but go along with me; I will show you such a - necessity in his death that you shall think yourself bound to put - it on him. It is now high supper-time, and the night grows to - waste. About it. - RODERIGO. I will hear further reason for this. - IAGO. And you shall be satisfied. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE III. -Another room in the castle. - -Enter Othello, Lodovico, Desdemona, Emilia, and Attendants. - - LODOVICO. I do beseech you, sir, trouble yourself no further. - OTHELLO. O, pardon me; 'twill do me good to walk. - LODOVICO. Madam, good night; I humbly thank your ladyship. - DESDEMONA. Your honor is most welcome. - OTHELLO. Will you walk, sir? - O- Desdemona- - DESDEMONA. My lord? - OTHELLO. Get you to bed on the instant; I will be returned - forthwith. Dismiss your attendant there; look it be done. - DESDEMONA. I will, my lord. - Exeunt Othello, Lodovico, and Attendants. - EMILIA. How goes it now? He looks gentler than he did. - DESDEMONA. He says he will return incontinent. - He hath commanded me to go to bed, - And bade me to dismiss you. - EMILIA. Dismiss me? - DESDEMONA. It was his bidding; therefore, good Emilia, - Give me my nightly wearing, and adieu. - We must not now displease him. - EMILIA. I would you had never seen him! - DESDEMONA. So would not I. My love doth so approve him, - That even his stubbornness, his checks, his frowns- - Prithee, unpin me- have grace and favor in them. - EMILIA. I have laid those sheets you bade me on the bed. - DESDEMONA. All's one. Good faith, how foolish are our minds! - If I do die before thee, prithee shroud me - In one of those same sheets. - EMILIA. Come, come, you talk. - DESDEMONA. My mother had a maid call'd Barbary; - She was in love, and he she loved proved mad - And did forsake her. She had a song of "willow"; - An old thing 'twas, but it express'd her fortune, - And she died singing it. That song tonight - Will not go from my mind; I have much to do - But to go hang my head all at one side - And sing it like poor Barbary. Prithee, dispatch. - EMILIA. Shall I go fetch your nightgown? - DESDEMONA. No, unpin me here. - This Lodovico is a proper man. - EMILIA. A very handsome man. - DESDEMONA. He speaks well. - EMILIA. I know a lady in Venice would have walked barefoot to - Palestine for a touch of his nether lip. - DESDEMONA. [Sings.] - - "The poor soul sat sighing by a sycamore tree, - Sing all a green willow; - Her hand on her bosom, her head on her knee, - Sing willow, willow, willow. - The fresh streams ran by her, and murmur'd her moans, - Sing willow, willow, willow; - Her salt tears fell from her, and soften'd the stones-" - - Lay be these- - - [Sings.] "Sing willow, willow, willow-" - - Prithee, hie thee; he'll come anon- - [Sings.] "Sing all a green willow must be my garland. - Let nobody blame him; his scorn I approve-" - - Nay, that's not next. Hark, who is't that knocks? - EMILIA. It's the wind. - DESDEMONA. [Sings.] - - "I call'd my love false love; but what said he then? - Sing willow, willow, willow. - If I court moe women, you'll couch with moe men-" - - So get thee gone; good night. Mine eyes do itch; - Doth that bode weeping? - EMILIA. 'Tis neither here nor there. - DESDEMONA. I have heard it said so. O, these men, these men! - Dost thou in conscience think- tell me, Emilia- - That there be women do abuse their husbands - In such gross kind? - EMILIA. There be some such, no question. - DESDEMONA. Wouldst thou do such a deed for all the world? - EMILIA. Why, would not you? - DESDEMONA. No, by this heavenly light! - EMILIA. Nor I neither by this heavenly light; I might do't as well - i' the dark. - DESDEMONA. Wouldst thou do such a deed for all the world? - EMILIA. The world's a huge thing; it is a great price - For a small vice. - DESDEMONA. In troth, I think thou wouldst not. - EMILIA. In troth, I think I should, and undo't when I had done. - Marry, I would not do such a thing for a joint-ring, nor for - measures of lawn, nor for gowns, petticoats, nor caps, nor any - petty exhibition; but, for the whole world- why, who would not - make her husband a cuckold to make him a monarch? I should - venture purgatory for't. - DESDEMONA. Beshrew me, if I would do such a wrong - For the whole world. - EMILIA. Why, the wrong is but a wrong i' the world; and having the - world for your labor, 'tis a wrong in your own world, and you - might quickly make it right. - DESDEMONA. I do not think there is any such woman. - EMILIA. Yes, a dozen, and as many to the vantage as would store the - world they played for. - But I do think it is their husbands' faults - If wives do fall; say that they slack their duties - And pour our treasures into foreign laps, - Or else break out in peevish jealousies, - Throwing restraint upon us, or say they strike us, - Or scant our former having in despite, - Why, we have galls, and though we have some grace, - Yet have we some revenge. Let husbands know - Their wives have sense like them; they see and smell - And have their palates both for sweet and sour, - As husbands have. What is it that they do - When they change us for others? Is it sport? - I think it is. And doth affection breed it? - I think it doth. Is't frailty that thus errs? - It is so too. And have not we affections, - Desires for sport, and frailty, as men have? - Then let them use us well; else let them know, - The ills we do, their ills instruct us so. - DESDEMONA. Good night, good night. Heaven me such uses send, - Not to pick bad from bad, but by bad mend! Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -Cyprus. A street. - -Enter Iago and Roderigo: - - IAGO. Here, stand behind this bulk; straight will he come. - Wear thy good rapier bare, and put it home. - Quick, quick; fear nothing; I'll be at thy elbow. - It makes us, or it mars us; think on that, - And fix most firm thy resolution. - RODERIGO. Be near at hand; I may miscarry in't. - IAGO. Here, at thy hand, be bold, and take thy stand. - Retires. - RODERIGO. I have no great devotion to the deed; - And yet he hath given me satisfying reasons. - 'Tis but a man gone. Forth, my sword; he dies. - IAGO. I have rubb'd this young quat almost to the sense, - And he grows angry. Now, whether he kill Cassio, - Or Cassio him, or each do kill the other, - Every way makes my gain. Live Roderigo, - He calls me to a restitution large - Of gold and jewels that I bobb'd from him, - As gifts to Desdemona; - It must not be. If Cassio do remain, - He hath a daily beauty in his life - That makes me ugly; and besides, the Moor - May unfold me to him; there stand I in much peril. - No, he must die. Be't so. I hear him coming. - - Enter Cassio. - - RODERIGO. I know his gait; 'tis he. Villain, thou diest! - Makes a pass at Cassio. - CASSIO. That thrust had been mine enemy indeed, - But that my coat is better than thou know'st; - I will make proof of thine. Draws, and wounds Roderigo. - RODERIGO. O, I am slain! - Iago from behind wounds Cassio in the leg, and exit. - CASSIO. I am maim'd forever. Help, ho! Murther! Murther! - Falls. - - Enter Othello. - - OTHELLO. The voice of Cassio; Iago keeps his word. - RODERIGO. O, villain that I am! - OTHELLO. It is even so. - CASSIO. O, help, ho! Light! A surgeon! - OTHELLO. 'Tis he. O brave Iago, honest and just, - That hast such noble sense of thy friend's wrong! - Thou teachest me. Minion, your dear lies dead, - And your unblest fate hies. Strumpet, I come! - Forth of my heart those charms, thine eyes, are blotted; - Thy bed lust-stain'd shall with lust's blood be spotted. - Exit. - - Enter Lodovico and Gratiano. - - CASSIO. What, ho! No watch? No passage? Murther! Murther! - GRATIANO. 'Tis some mischance; the cry is very direful. - CASSIO. O, help! - LODOVICO. Hark! - RODERIGO. O wretched villain! - LODOVICO. Two or three groan; it is a heavy night. - These may be counterfeits; let's think't unsafe - To come in to the cry without more help. - RODERIGO. Nobody come? Then shall I bleed to death. - LODOVICO. Hark! - - Re-enter Iago, with a light. - - GRATIANO. Here's one comes in his shirt, with light and weapons. - IAGO. Who's there? Whose noise is this that cries on murther? - LODOVICO. We do not know. - IAGO. Did not you hear a cry? - CASSIO. Here, here! for heaven's sake, help me! - IAGO. What's the matter? - GRATIANO. This is Othello's ancient, as I take it. - LODOVICO. The same indeed; a very valiant fellow. - IAGO. What are you here that cry so grievously? - CASSIO. Iago? O, I am spoil'd, undone by villains! - Give me some help. - IAGO. O me, lieutenant! What villains have done this? - CASSIO. I think that one of them is hereabout, - And cannot make away. - IAGO. O treacherous villains! - [To Lodovico and Gratiano.] What are you there? - Come in and give some help. - RODERIGO. O, help me here! - CASSIO. That's one of them. - IAGO. O murtherous slave! O villain! - Stabs Roderigo. - RODERIGO. O damn'd Iago! O inhuman dog! - IAGO. Kill men i' the dark! Where be these bloody thieves? - How silent is this town! Ho! Murther! Murther! - What may you be? Are you of good or evil? - LODOVICO. As you shall prove us, praise us. - IAGO. Signior Lodovico? - LODOVICO. He, sir. - IAGO. I cry you mercy. Here's Cassio hurt by villains. - GRATIANO. Cassio? - IAGO. How is't, brother? - CASSIO. My leg is cut in two. - IAGO. Marry, heaven forbid! - Light, gentlemen; I'll bind it with my shirt. - - Enter Bianca. - - BIANCA. What is the matter, ho? Who is't that cried? - IAGO. Who is't that cried? - BIANCA. O my dear Cassio, my sweet Cassio! O Cassio, Cassio, - Cassio! - IAGO. O notable strumpet! Cassio, may you suspect - Who they should be that have thus mangled you? - CASSIO. No. - GRATIANO. I am sorry to find you thus; I have been to seek you. - IAGO. Lend me a garter. So. O, for a chair, - To bear him easily hence! - BIANCA. Alas, he faints! O Cassio, Cassio, Cassio! - IAGO. Gentlemen all, I do suspect this trash - To be a party in this injury. - Patience awhile, good Cassio. Come, come; - Lend me a light. Know we this face or no? - Alas, my friend and my dear countryman - Roderigo? No- yes, sure. O heaven! Roderigo. - GRATIANO. What, of Venice? - IAGO. Even he, sir. Did you know him? - GRATIANO. Know him! ay. - IAGO. Signior Gratiano? I cry you gentle pardon; - These bloody accidents must excuse my manners, - That so neglected you. - GRATIANO. I am glad to see you. - IAGO. How do you, Cassio? O, a chair, a chair! - GRATIANO. Roderigo! - IAGO. He, he, 'tis he. [A chair brought in.] O, that's well said: - the chair. - Some good man bear him carefully from hence; - I'll fetch the general's surgeon. [To Bianca.] For you, mistress, - Save you your labor. He that lies slain here, Cassio, - Was my dear friend; what malice was between you? - CASSIO. None in the world; nor do I know the man. - IAGO. [To Bianca.] What, look you pale? O, bear him out o' the air. - Cassio and Roderigo are borne off. - Stay you, good gentlemen. Look you pale, mistress? - Do you perceive the gastness of her eye? - Nay, if you stare, we shall hear more anon. - Behold her well; I pray you, look upon her. - Do you see, gentlemen? Nay, guiltiness will speak, - Though tongues were out of use. - - Enter Emilia. - - EMILIA. 'Las, what's the matter? What's the matter, husband? - IAGO. Cassio hath here been set on in the dark - By Roderigo, and fellows that are 'scaped; - He's almost slain, and Roderigo dead. - EMILIA. Alas, good gentleman! alas, good Cassio! - IAGO. This is the fruit of whoring. Prithee, Emilia, - Go know of Cassio where he supp'd tonight. - What, do you shake at that? - BIANCA. He supp'd at my house; but I therefore shake not. - IAGO. O, did he so? I charge you, go with me. - EMILIA. Fie, fie upon thee, strumpet! - BIANCA. I am no strumpet, but of life as honest - As you that thus abuse me. - EMILIA. As I! foh! fie upon thee! - IAGO. Kind gentlemen, let's go see poor Cassio dress'd. - Come, mistress, you must tell's another tale. - Emilia, run you to the citadel, - And tell my lord and lady what hath happ'd! - Will you go on? [Aside.] This is the night - That either makes me or fordoes me quite. Exeunt. - - - - -SCENE II. -A bedchamber in the castle. Desdemona in bed asleep; a light burning. - -Enter Othello. - - OTHELLO. It is the cause, it is the cause, my soul. - Let me not name it to you, you chaste stars! - It is the cause. Yet I'll not shed her blood, - Nor scar that whiter skin of hers than snow - And smooth as monumental alabaster. - Yet she must die, else she'll betray more men. - Put out the light, and then put out the light. - If I quench thee, thou flaming minister, - I can again thy former light restore, - Should I repent me; but once put out thy light, - Thou cunning'st pattern of excelling nature, - I know not where is that Promethean heat - That can thy light relume. When I have pluck'd the rose, - I cannot give it vital growth again, - It must needs wither; I'll smell it on the tree. Kisses her. - O, balmy breath, that dost almost persuade - Justice to break her sword! One more, one more; - Be thus when thou art dead, and I will kill thee, - And love thee after. One more, and this the last; - So sweet was ne'er so fatal. I must weep, - But they are cruel tears; this sorrow's heavenly, - It strikes where it doth love. She wakes. - DESDEMONA. Who's there? Othello? - OTHELLO. Ay, Desdemona. - DESDEMONA. Will you come to bed, my lord? - OTHELLO. Have you pray'd tonight, Desdemona? - DESDEMONA. Ay, my lord. - OTHELLO. If you bethink yourself of any crime - Unreconciled as yet to heaven and grace, - Solicit for it straight. - DESDEMONA. Alas, my lord, what may you mean by that? - OTHELLO. Well, do it, and be brief; I will walk by. - I would not kill thy unprepared spirit. - No, heaven forfend! I would not kill thy soul. - DESDEMONA. Talk you of killing? - OTHELLO. Ay, I do. - DESDEMONA. Then heaven have mercy on me! - OTHELLO. Amen, with all my heart! - DESDEMONA. If you say so, I hope you will not kill me. - OTHELLO. Hum! - DESDEMONA. And yet I fear you, for you are fatal then - When your eyes roll so. Why I should fear I know not, - Since guiltiness I know not; but yet I feel I fear. - OTHELLO. Think on thy sins. - DESDEMONA. They are loves I bear to you. - OTHELLO. Ay, and for that thou diest. - DESDEMONA. That death's unnatural that kills for loving. - Alas, why gnaw you so your nether lip? - Some bloody passion shakes your very frame. - These are portents; but yet I hope, I hope, - They do not point on me. - OTHELLO. Peace, and be still! - DESDEMONA. I will so. What's the matter? - OTHELLO. That handkerchief which I so loved and gave thee - Thou gavest to Cassio. - DESDEMONA. No, by my life and soul! - Send for the man, and ask him. - OTHELLO. Sweet soul, take heed, - Take heed of perjury; thou are on thy deathbed. - DESDEMONA. Ay, but not yet to die. - OTHELLO. Yes, presently: - Therefore confess thee freely of thy sin, - For to deny each article with oath - Cannot remove nor choke the strong conception - That I do groan withal. Thou art to die. - DESDEMONA. Then Lord have mercy on me! - OTHELLO. I say, amen. - DESDEMONA. And have you mercy too! I never did - Offend you in my life; never loved Cassio - But with such general warranty of heaven - As I might love. I never gave him token. - OTHELLO. By heaven, I saw my handkerchief in 's hand. - O perjured woman! Thou dost stone my heart, - And makest me call what I intend to do - A murther, which I thought a sacrifice. - I saw the handkerchief. - DESDEMONA. He found it then; - I never gave it him. Send for him hither; - Let him confess a truth. - OTHELLO. He hath confess'd. - DESDEMONA. What, my lord? - OTHELLO. That he hath used thee. - DESDEMONA. How? unlawfully? - OTHELLO. Ay. - DESDEMONA. He will not say so. - OTHELLO. No, his mouth is stopp'd; - Honest Iago hath ta'en order for't. - DESDEMONA. O, my fear interprets! What, is he dead? - OTHELLO. Had all his hairs been lives, my great revenge - Had stomach for them all. - DESDEMONA. Alas, he is betray'd, and I undone! - OTHELLO. Out, strumpet! Weep'st thou for him to my face? - DESDEMONA. O, banish me, my lord, but kill me not! - OTHELLO. Down, strumpet! - DESDEMONA. Kill me tomorrow; let me live tonight! - OTHELLO. Nay, if you strive- - DESDEMONA. But half an hour! - OTHELLO. Being done, there is no pause. - DESDEMONA. But while I say one prayer! - OTHELLO. It is too late. He stifles her. - EMILIA. [Within.] My lord, my lord! What, ho! my lord, my lord! - OTHELLO. What noise is this? Not dead? not yet quite dead? - I that am cruel am yet merciful; - I would not have thee linger in thy pain. - So, so. - EMILIA. [Within.] What, ho! my lord, my lord! - OTHELLO. Who's there? - EMILIA. [Within.] O, good my lord, I would speak a word with you! - OTHELLO. Yes, 'tis Emilia. By and by. She's dead. - 'Tis like she comes to speak of Cassio's death. - The noise was here. Ha! no more moving? - Still as the grave. Shall she come in? were't good? - I think she stirs again. No. What's best to do? - If she come in, she'll sure speak to my wife. - My wife! My wife! What wife? I have no wife. - O, insupportable! O heavy hour! - Methinks it should be now a huge eclipse - Of sun and moon, and that the affrighted globe - Should yawn at alteration. - EMILIA. [Within.] I do beseech you - That I may speak with you, O, good my lord! - OTHELLO. I had forgot thee. O, come in, Emilia. - Soft, by and by. Let me the curtains draw. - Where art thou? Unlocks the door. - - Enter Emilia. - - What's the matter with thee now? - EMILIA. O, my good lord, yonder's foul murthers done! - OTHELLO. What, now? - EMILIA. But now, my lord. - OTHELLO. It is the very error of the moon; - She comes more nearer earth than she was wont - And makes men mad. - EMILIA. Cassio, my lord, hath kill'd a young Venetian - Call'd Roderigo. - OTHELLO. Roderigo kill'd? - And Cassio kill'd? - EMILIA. No, Cassio is not kill'd. - OTHELLO. Not Cassio kill'd! Then murther's out of tune, - And sweet revenge grows harsh. - DESDEMONA. O, falsely, falsely murther'd! - EMILIA. Alas, what cry is that? - OTHELLO. That? what? - EMILIA. Out, and alas! That was my lady's voice. - Help! help, ho! help! O lady, speak again! - Sweet Desdemona! O sweet mistress, speak! - DESDEMONA. A guiltless death I die. - EMILIA. O, who hath done this deed? - DESDEMONA. Nobody; I myself. Farewell; - Commend me to my kind lord. O, farewell! Dies. - OTHELLO. Why, how should she be murther'd? - EMILIA. Alas, who knows? - OTHELLO. You heard her say herself, it was not I. - EMILIA. She said so; I must needs report the truth. - OTHELLO. She's like a liar gone to burning hell; - 'Twas I that kill'd her. - EMILIA. O, the more angel she, - And you the blacker devil! - OTHELLO. She turn'd to folly, and she was a whore. - EMILIA. Thou dost belie her, and thou art a devil. - OTHELLO. She was false as water. - EMILIA. Thou art rash as fire, to say - That she was false. O, she was heavenly true! - OTHELLO. Cassio did top her; ask thy husband else. - O, I were damn'd beneath all depth in hell, - But that I did proceed upon just grounds - To this extremity. Thy husband knew it all. - EMILIA. My husband? - OTHELLO. Thy husband. - EMILIA. That she was false to wedlock? - OTHELLO. Ay, with Cassio. Nay, had she been true, - If heaven would make me such another world - Of one entire and perfect chrysolite, - I'ld not have sold her for it. - EMILIA. My husband? - OTHELLO. Ay, 'twas he that told me first. - An honest man he is, and hates the slime - That sticks on filthy deeds. - EMILIA. My husband? - OTHELLO. What needs this iteration, woman? I say thy husband. - EMILIA. O mistress, villainy hath made mocks with love! - My husband say that she was false! - OTHELLO. He, woman; - I say thy husband. Dost understand the word? - My friend, thy husband, honest, honest Iago. - EMILIA. If he say so, may his pernicious soul - Rot half a grain a day! He lies to the heart. - She was too fond of her most filthy bargain. - OTHELLO. Ha! - EMILIA. Do thy worst; - This deed of thine is no more worthy heaven - Than thou wast worthy her. - OTHELLO. Peace, you were best. - EMILIA. Thou hast not half that power to do me harm - As I have to be hurt. O gull! O dolt! - As ignorant as dirt! Thou hast done a deed- - I care not for thy sword; I'll make thee known, - Though I lost twenty lives. Help! help, ho! help! - The Moor hath kill'd my mistress! Murther, murther! - - Enter Montano, Gratiano, Iago, and others. - - MONTANO. What is the matter? How now, general? - EMILIA. O, are you come, Iago? You have done well, - That men must lay their murthers on your neck. - GRATIANO. What is the matter? - EMILIA. Disprove this villain, if thou be'st a man. - He says thou told'st him that his wife was false; - I know thou didst not, thou'rt not such a villain. - Speak, for my heart is full. - IAGO. I told him what I thought, and told no more - Than what he found himself was apt and true. - EMILIA. But did you ever tell him she was false? - IAGO. I did. - EMILIA. You told a lie, an odious, damned lie; - Upon my soul, a lie, a wicked lie! - She false with Cassio? Did you say with Cassio? - IAGO. With Cassio, mistress. Go to, charm your tongue. - EMILIA. I will not charm my tongue; I am bound to speak. - My mistress here lies murther'd in her bed- - ALL. O heavens forfend! - EMILIA. And your reports have set the murther on. - OTHELLO. Nay, stare not, masters; it is true indeed. - GRATIANO. 'Tis a strange truth. - MONTANO. O monstrous act! - EMILIA. Villainy, villainy, villainy! - I think upon't, I think, I smell't, O villainy! - I thought so then. I'll kill myself for grief. - O villainy, villainy! - IAGO. What, are you mad? I charge you, get you home. - EMILIA. Good gentlemen, let me have leave to speak; - 'Tis proper I obey him, but not now. - Perchance, Iago, I will ne'er go home. - OTHELLO. O! O! O! Falls on the bed. - EMILIA. Nay, lay thee down and roar; - For thou hast kill'd the sweetest innocent - That e'er did lift up eye. - OTHELLO. [Rises.] O, she was foul! - I scarce did know you, uncle; there lies your niece, - Whose breath indeed these hands have newly stopp'd. - I know this act shows horrible and grim. - GRATIANO. Poor Desdemon! I am glad thy father's dead. - Thy match was mortal to him, and pure grief - Shore his old thread in twain; did he live now, - This sight would make him do a desperate turn, - Yea, curse his better angel from his side, - And fall to reprobation. - OTHELLO. 'Tis pitiful, but yet Iago knows - That she with Cassio hath the act of shame - A thousand times committed. Cassio confess'd it, - And she did gratify his amorous works - With that recognizance and pledge of love - Which I first gave her. I saw it in his hand, - It was a handkerchief, an antique token - My father gave my mother. - EMILIA. O heaven! O heavenly powers! - IAGO. 'Zounds! Hold your peace. - EMILIA. 'Twill out, 'twill. I peace? - No, I will speak as liberal as the north; - Let heaven and men and devils, let them all, - All, all, cry shame against me, yet I'll speak. - IAGO. Be wise, and get you home. - EMILIA. I will not. - Iago offers to stab Emilia. - GRATIANO. Fie! - Your sword upon a woman? - EMILIA. O thou dull Moor! That handkerchief thou speak'st of - I found by fortune and did give my husband, - For often with a solemn earnestness, - More than indeed belong'd to such a trifle, - He begg'd of me to steal it. - IAGO. Villainous whore! - EMILIA. She give it Cassio? No, alas, I found it, - And I did give't my husband. - IAGO. Filth, thou liest! - EMILIA. By heaven, I do not, I do not, gentlemen. - O murtherous coxcomb! What should such a fool - Do with so good a wife? - OTHELLO. Are there not stones in heaven - But what serve for thunder? Precious villain! - He runs at Iago, but Montano - disarms him. Iago stabs Emilia. - GRATIANO. The woman falls; sure, he hath kill'd his wife. - EMILIA. Ay, ay! O, lay me by my mistress' side. Exit Iago. - GRATIANO. He's gone, but his wife's kill'd. - MONTANO. 'Tis a notorious villain. Take you this weapon, - Which I have here recover'd from the Moor. - Come, guard the door without; let him not pass, - But kill him rather. I'll after that same villain, - For 'tis a damned slave. Exeunt all but Othello and Emilia. - OTHELLO. I am not valiant neither, - But every puny whipster gets my sword. - But why should honor outlive honesty? - Let it go all. - EMILIA. What did thy song bode, lady? - Hark, canst thou hear me? I will play the swan, - And die in music. [Sings.] "Willow, willow, willow." - Moor, she was chaste; she loved thee, cruel Moor; - So come my soul to bliss, as I speak true; - So speaking as I think, I die, I die. Dies. - OTHELLO. I have another weapon in this chamber; - It is a sword of Spain, the ice-brook's temper- - O, here it is. Uncle, I must come forth. - GRATIANO. [Within.] If thou attempt it, it will cost thee dear. - Thou hast no weapon, and perforce must suffer. - OTHELLO. Look in upon me then, and speak with me, - Or, naked as I am, I will assault thee. - - Re-enter Gratiano. - - GRATIANO. What is the matter? - OTHELLO. Behold, I have a weapon; - A better never did itself sustain - Upon a soldier's thigh. I have seen the day - That with this little arm and this good sword - I have made my way through more impediments - Than twenty times your stop. But, O vain boast! - Who can control his fate? 'Tis not so now. - Be not afraid, though you do see me weapon'd; - Here is my journey's end, here is my butt - And very sea-mark of my utmost sail. - Do you go back dismay'd? 'Tis a lost fear. - Man but a rush against Othello's breast, - And he retires. Where should Othello go? - Now, how dost thou look now? O ill-starr'd wench! - Pale as thy smock! When we shall meet at compt, - This look of thine will hurl my soul from heaven, - And fiends will snatch at it. Cold, cold, my girl? - Even like thy chastity. O cursed, cursed slave! - Whip me, ye devils, - From the possession of this heavenly sight! - Blow me about in winds! Roast me in sulphur! - Wash me in steep-down gulfs of liquid fire! - O Desdemon! dead, Desdemon! dead! - O! O! O! - - Enter Lodovico, Montano, Cassio carried in a chair, - and Officers with Iago, prisoner. - - LODOVICO. Where is this rash and most unfortunate man? - OTHELLO. That's he that was Othello. Here I am. - LODOVICO. Where is that viper? Bring the villain forth. - OTHELLO. I look down towards his feet; but that's a fable. - If that thou be'st a devil, I cannot kill thee. Wounds Iago. - LODOVICO. Wrench his sword from him. - IAGO. I bleed, sir, but not kill'd. - OTHELLO. I am not sorry neither. I'ld have thee live, - For, in my sense, 'tis happiness to die. - LODOVICO. O thou Othello, that wert once so good, - Fall'n in the practice of a damned slave, - What shall be said to thee? - OTHELLO. Why, anything; - An honorable murtherer, if you will, - For nought did I in hate, but all in honor. - LODOVICO. This wretch hath part confess'd his villainy. - Did you and he consent in Cassio's death? - OTHELLO. Ay. - CASSIO. Dear general, I never gave you cause. - OTHELLO. I do believe it, and I ask your pardon. - Will you, I pray, demand that demi-devil - Why he hath thus ensnared my soul and body? - IAGO. Demand me nothing; what you know, you know. - From this time forth I never will speak word. - LODOVICO. What, not to pray? - GRATIANO. Torments will ope your lips. - OTHELLO. Well, thou dost best. - LODOVICO. Sir, you shall understand what hath befall'n, - Which, as I think, you know not. Here is a letter - Found in the pocket of the slain Roderigo, - And here another. The one of them imports - The death of Cassio to be undertook - By Roderigo. - OTHELLO. O villain! - CASSIO. Most heathenish and most gross! - LODOVICO. Now here's another discontented paper, - Found in his pocket too; and this, it seems, - Roderigo meant to have sent this damned villain; - But that, belike, Iago in the interim - Came in and satisfied him. - OTHELLO. O the pernicious caitiff! - How came you, Cassio, by that handkerchief - That was my wife's? - CASSIO. I found it in my chamber; - And he himself confess'd but even now - That there he dropp'd it for a special purpose - Which wrought to his desire. - OTHELLO. O fool! fool! fool! - CASSIO. There is besides in Roderigo's letter, - How he upbraids Iago, that he made him - Brave me upon the watch, whereon it came - That I was cast. And even but now he spake - After long seeming dead, Iago hurt him, - Iago set him on. - LODOVICO. You must forsake this room, and go with us. - Your power and your command is taken off, - And Cassio rules in Cyprus. For this slave, - If there be any cunning cruelty - That can torment him much and hold him long, - It shall be his. You shall close prisoner rest, - Till that the nature of your fault be known - To the Venetian state. Come, bring away. - OTHELLO. Soft you; a word or two before you go. - I have done the state some service, and they know't. - No more of that. I pray you, in your letters, - When you shall these unlucky deeds relate, - Speak of me as I am; nothing extenuate, - Nor set down aught in malice. Then must you speak - Of one that loved not wisely but too well; - Of one not easily jealous, but, being wrought, - Perplex'd in the extreme; of one whose hand, - Like the base Indian, threw a pearl away - Richer than all his tribe; of one whose subdued eyes, - Albeit unused to the melting mood, - Drop tears as fast as the Arabian trees - Their medicinal gum. Set you down this; - And say besides, that in Aleppo once, - Where a malignant and a turban'd Turk - Beat a Venetian and traduced the state, - I took by the throat the circumcised dog - And smote him, thus. Stabs himself. - LODOVICO. O bloody period! - GRATIANO. All that's spoke is marr'd. - OTHELLO. I kiss'd thee ere I kill'd thee. No way but this, - Killing myself, to die upon a kiss. - Falls on the bed, and dies. - CASSIO. This did I fear, but thought he had no weapon; - For he was great of heart. - LODOVICO. [To Iago.] O Spartan dog, - More fell than anguish, hunger, or the sea! - Look on the tragic loading of this bed; - This is thy work. The object poisons sight; - Let it be hid. Gratiano, keep the house, - And seize upon the fortunes of the Moor, - For they succeed on you. To you, Lord Governor, - Remains the censure of this hellish villain, - The time, the place, the torture. O, enforce it! - Myself will straight aboard, and to the state - This heavy act with heavy heart relate. Exeunt. - - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1596 - - -KING RICHARD THE SECOND - - -by William Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - - KING RICHARD THE SECOND - JOHN OF GAUNT, Duke of Lancaster - uncle to the King - EDMUND LANGLEY, Duke of York - uncle to the King - HENRY, surnamed BOLINGBROKE, Duke of Hereford, son of - John of Gaunt, afterwards King Henry IV - DUKE OF AUMERLE, son of the Duke of York - THOMAS MOWBRAY, Duke of Norfolk - DUKE OF SURREY - EARL OF SALISBURY - EARL BERKELEY - BUSHY - favourites of King Richard - BAGOT - " " " " - GREEN - " " " " - EARL OF NORTHUMBERLAND - HENRY PERCY, surnamed HOTSPUR, his son - LORD Ross LORD WILLOUGHBY - LORD FITZWATER BISHOP OF CARLISLE - ABBOT OF WESTMINSTER LORD MARSHAL - SIR STEPHEN SCROOP SIR PIERCE OF EXTON - CAPTAIN of a band of Welshmen TWO GARDENERS - - QUEEN to King Richard - DUCHESS OF YORK - DUCHESS OF GLOUCESTER, widow of Thomas of Woodstock, - Duke of Gloucester - LADY attending on the Queen - - Lords, Heralds, Officers, Soldiers, Keeper, Messenger, - Groom, and other Attendants - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -England and Wales - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -London. The palace - -Enter RICHARD, JOHN OF GAUNT, with other NOBLES and attendants - - KING RICHARD. Old John of Gaunt, time-honoured Lancaster, - Hast thou, according to thy oath and band, - Brought hither Henry Hereford, thy bold son, - Here to make good the boist'rous late appeal, - Which then our leisure would not let us hear, - Against the Duke of Norfolk, Thomas Mowbray? - GAUNT. I have, my liege. - KING RICHARD. Tell me, moreover, hast thou sounded him - If he appeal the Duke on ancient malice, - Or worthily, as a good subject should, - On some known ground of treachery in him? - GAUNT. As near as I could sift him on that argument, - On some apparent danger seen in him - Aim'd at your Highness-no inveterate malice. - KING RICHARD. Then call them to our presence: face to face - And frowning brow to brow, ourselves will hear - The accuser and the accused freely speak. - High-stomach'd are they both and full of ire, - In rage, deaf as the sea, hasty as fire. - - Enter BOLINGBROKE and MOWBRAY - - BOLINGBROKE. Many years of happy days befall - My gracious sovereign, my most loving liege! - MOWBRAY. Each day still better other's happiness - Until the heavens, envying earth's good hap, - Add an immortal title to your crown! - KING RICHARD. We thank you both; yet one but flatters us, - As well appeareth by the cause you come; - Namely, to appeal each other of high treason. - Cousin of Hereford, what dost thou object - Against the Duke of Norfolk, Thomas Mowbray? - BOLINGBROKE. First-heaven be the record to my speech! - In the devotion of a subject's love, - Tend'ring the precious safety of my prince, - And free from other misbegotten hate, - Come I appellant to this princely presence. - Now, Thomas Mowbray, do I turn to thee, - And mark my greeting well; for what I speak - My body shall make good upon this earth, - Or my divine soul answer it in heaven- - Thou art a traitor and a miscreant, - Too good to be so, and too bad to live, - Since the more fair and crystal is the sky, - The uglier seem the clouds that in it fly. - Once more, the more to aggravate the note, - With a foul traitor's name stuff I thy throat; - And wish-so please my sovereign-ere I move, - What my tongue speaks, my right drawn sword may prove. - MOWBRAY. Let not my cold words here accuse my zeal. - 'Tis not the trial of a woman's war, - The bitter clamour of two eager tongues, - Can arbitrate this cause betwixt us twain; - The blood is hot that must be cool'd for this. - Yet can I not of such tame patience boast - As to be hush'd and nought at an to say. - First, the fair reverence of your Highness curbs me - From giving reins and spurs to my free speech; - Which else would post until it had return'd - These terms of treason doubled down his throat. - Setting aside his high blood's royalty, - And let him be no kinsman to my liege, - I do defy him, and I spit at him, - Call him a slanderous coward and a villain; - Which to maintain, I would allow him odds - And meet him, were I tied to run afoot - Even to the frozen ridges of the Alps, - Or any other ground inhabitable - Where ever Englishman durst set his foot. - Meantime let this defend my loyalty- - By all my hopes, most falsely doth he lie - BOLINGBROKE. Pale trembling coward, there I throw my gage, - Disclaiming here the kindred of the King; - And lay aside my high blood's royalty, - Which fear, not reverence, makes thee to except. - If guilty dread have left thee so much strength - As to take up mine honour's pawn, then stoop. - By that and all the rites of knighthood else - Will I make good against thee, arm to arm, - What I have spoke or thou canst worst devise. - MOWBRAY. I take it up; and by that sword I swear - Which gently laid my knighthood on my shoulder - I'll answer thee in any fair degree - Or chivalrous design of knightly trial; - And when I mount, alive may I not light - If I be traitor or unjustly fight! - KING RICHARD. What doth our cousin lay to Mowbray's charge? - It must be great that can inherit us - So much as of a thought of ill in him. - BOLINGBROKE. Look what I speak, my life shall prove it true- - That Mowbray hath receiv'd eight thousand nobles - In name of lendings for your Highness' soldiers, - The which he hath detain'd for lewd employments - Like a false traitor and injurious villain. - Besides, I say and will in battle prove- - Or here, or elsewhere to the furthest verge - That ever was survey'd by English eye- - That all the treasons for these eighteen years - Complotted and contrived in this land - Fetch from false Mowbray their first head and spring. - Further I say, and further will maintain - Upon his bad life to make all this good, - That he did plot the Duke of Gloucester's death, - Suggest his soon-believing adversaries, - And consequently, like a traitor coward, - Sluic'd out his innocent soul through streams of blood; - Which blood, like sacrificing Abel's, cries, - Even from the tongueless caverns of the earth, - To me for justice and rough chastisement; - And, by the glorious worth of my descent, - This arm shall do it, or this life be spent. - KING RICHARD. How high a pitch his resolution soars! - Thomas of Norfolk, what say'st thou to this? - MOWBRAY. O, let my sovereign turn away his face - And bid his ears a little while be deaf, - Till I have told this slander of his blood - How God and good men hate so foul a liar. - KING RICHARD. Mowbray, impartial are our eyes and cars. - Were he my brother, nay, my kingdom's heir, - As he is but my father's brother's son, - Now by my sceptre's awe I make a vow, - Such neighbour nearness to our sacred blood - Should nothing privilege him nor partialize - The unstooping firmness of my upright soul. - He is our subject, Mowbray; so art thou: - Free speech and fearless I to thee allow. - MOWBRAY. Then, Bolingbroke, as low as to thy heart, - Through the false passage of thy throat, thou liest. - Three parts of that receipt I had for Calais - Disburs'd I duly to his Highness' soldiers; - The other part reserv'd I by consent, - For that my sovereign liege was in my debt - Upon remainder of a dear account - Since last I went to France to fetch his queen: - Now swallow down that lie. For Gloucester's death- - I slew him not, but to my own disgrace - Neglected my sworn duty in that case. - For you, my noble Lord of Lancaster, - The honourable father to my foe, - Once did I lay an ambush for your life, - A trespass that doth vex my grieved soul; - But ere I last receiv'd the sacrament - I did confess it, and exactly begg'd - Your Grace's pardon; and I hope I had it. - This is my fault. As for the rest appeal'd, - It issues from the rancour of a villain, - A recreant and most degenerate traitor; - Which in myself I boldly will defend, - And interchangeably hurl down my gage - Upon this overweening traitor's foot - To prove myself a loyal gentleman - Even in the best blood chamber'd in his bosom. - In haste whereof, most heartily I pray - Your Highness to assign our trial day. - KING RICHARD. Wrath-kindled gentlemen, be rul'd by me; - Let's purge this choler without letting blood- - This we prescribe, though no physician; - Deep malice makes too deep incision. - Forget, forgive; conclude and be agreed: - Our doctors say this is no month to bleed. - Good uncle, let this end where it begun; - We'll calm the Duke of Norfolk, you your son. - GAUNT. To be a make-peace shall become my age. - Throw down, my son, the Duke of Norfolk's gage. - KING RICHARD. And, Norfolk, throw down his. - GAUNT. When, Harry, when? - Obedience bids I should not bid again. - KING RICHARD. Norfolk, throw down; we bid. - There is no boot. - MOWBRAY. Myself I throw, dread sovereign, at thy foot; - My life thou shalt command, but not my shame: - The one my duty owes; but my fair name, - Despite of death, that lives upon my grave - To dark dishonour's use thou shalt not have. - I am disgrac'd, impeach'd, and baffl'd here; - Pierc'd to the soul with slander's venom'd spear, - The which no balm can cure but his heart-blood - Which breath'd this poison. - KING RICHARD. Rage must be withstood: - Give me his gage-lions make leopards tame. - MOWBRAY. Yea, but not change his spots. Take but my shame, - And I resign my gage. My dear dear lord, - The purest treasure mortal times afford - Is spotless reputation; that away, - Men are but gilded loam or painted clay. - A jewel in a ten-times barr'd-up chest - Is a bold spirit in a loyal breast. - Mine honour is my life; both grow in one; - Take honour from me, and my life is done: - Then, dear my liege, mine honour let me try; - In that I live, and for that will I die. - KING RICHARD. Cousin, throw up your gage; do you begin. - BOLINGBROKE. O, God defend my soul from such deep sin! - Shall I seem crest-fallen in my father's sight? - Or with pale beggar-fear impeach my height - Before this outdar'd dastard? Ere my tongue - Shall wound my honour with such feeble wrong - Or sound so base a parle, my teeth shall tear - The slavish motive of recanting fear, - And spit it bleeding in his high disgrace, - Where shame doth harbour, even in Mowbray's face. - Exit GAUNT - KING RICHARD. We were not born to sue, but to command; - Which since we cannot do to make you friends, - Be ready, as your lives shall answer it, - At Coventry, upon Saint Lambert's day. - There shall your swords and lances arbitrate - The swelling difference of your settled hate; - Since we can not atone you, we shall see - Justice design the victor's chivalry. - Lord Marshal, command our officers-at-arms - Be ready to direct these home alarms. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 2. -London. The DUKE OF LANCASTER'S palace - -Enter JOHN OF GAUNT with the DUCHESS OF GLOUCESTER - - GAUNT. Alas, the part I had in Woodstock's blood - Doth more solicit me than your exclaims - To stir against the butchers of his life! - But since correction lieth in those hands - Which made the fault that we cannot correct, - Put we our quarrel to the will of heaven; - Who, when they see the hours ripe on earth, - Will rain hot vengeance on offenders' heads. - DUCHESS. Finds brotherhood in thee no sharper spur? - Hath love in thy old blood no living fire? - Edward's seven sons, whereof thyself art one, - Were as seven vials of his sacred blood, - Or seven fair branches springing from one root. - Some of those seven are dried by nature's course, - Some of those branches by the Destinies cut; - But Thomas, my dear lord, my life, my Gloucester, - One vial full of Edward's sacred blood, - One flourishing branch of his most royal root, - Is crack'd, and all the precious liquor spilt; - Is hack'd down, and his summer leaves all faded, - By envy's hand and murder's bloody axe. - Ah, Gaunt, his blood was thine! That bed, that womb, - That mettle, that self mould, that fashion'd thee, - Made him a man; and though thou livest and breathest, - Yet art thou slain in him. Thou dost consent - In some large measure to thy father's death - In that thou seest thy wretched brother die, - Who was the model of thy father's life. - Call it not patience, Gaunt-it is despair; - In suff'ring thus thy brother to be slaught'red, - Thou showest the naked pathway to thy life, - Teaching stern murder how to butcher thee. - That which in mean men we entitle patience - Is pale cold cowardice in noble breasts. - What shall I say? To safeguard thine own life - The best way is to venge my Gloucester's death. - GAUNT. God's is the quarrel; for God's substitute, - His deputy anointed in His sight, - Hath caus'd his death; the which if wrongfully, - Let heaven revenge; for I may never lift - An angry arm against His minister. - DUCHESS. Where then, alas, may I complain myself? - GAUNT. To God, the widow's champion and defence. - DUCHESS. Why then, I will. Farewell, old Gaunt. - Thou goest to Coventry, there to behold - Our cousin Hereford and fell Mowbray fight. - O, sit my husband's wrongs on Hereford's spear, - That it may enter butcher Mowbray's breast! - Or, if misfortune miss the first career, - Be Mowbray's sins so heavy in his bosom - That they may break his foaming courser's back - And throw the rider headlong in the lists, - A caitiff recreant to my cousin Hereford! - Farewell, old Gaunt; thy sometimes brother's wife, - With her companion, Grief, must end her life. - GAUNT. Sister, farewell; I must to Coventry. - As much good stay with thee as go with me! - DUCHESS. Yet one word more- grief boundeth where it falls, - Not with the empty hollowness, but weight. - I take my leave before I have begun, - For sorrow ends not when it seemeth done. - Commend me to thy brother, Edmund York. - Lo, this is all- nay, yet depart not so; - Though this be all, do not so quickly go; - I shall remember more. Bid him- ah, what?- - With all good speed at Plashy visit me. - Alack, and what shall good old York there see - But empty lodgings and unfurnish'd walls, - Unpeopled offices, untrodden stones? - And what hear there for welcome but my groans? - Therefore commend me; let him not come there - To seek out sorrow that dwells every where. - Desolate, desolate, will I hence and die; - The last leave of thee takes my weeping eye. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 3. -The lists at Coventry - -Enter the LORD MARSHAL and the DUKE OF AUMERLE - - MARSHAL. My Lord Aumerle, is Harry Hereford arm'd? - AUMERLE. Yea, at all points; and longs to enter in. - MARSHAL. The Duke of Norfolk, spightfully and bold, - Stays but the summons of the appelant's trumpet. - AUMERLE. Why then, the champions are prepar'd, and stay - For nothing but his Majesty's approach. - - The trumpets sound, and the KING enters with his nobles, - GAUNT, BUSHY, BAGOT, GREEN, and others. When they are set, - enter MOWBRAY, Duke of Nor folk, in arms, defendant, and - a HERALD - - KING RICHARD. Marshal, demand of yonder champion - The cause of his arrival here in arms; - Ask him his name; and orderly proceed - To swear him in the justice of his cause. - MARSHAL. In God's name and the King's, say who thou art, - And why thou comest thus knightly clad in arms; - Against what man thou com'st, and what thy quarrel. - Speak truly on thy knighthood and thy oath; - As so defend thee heaven and thy valour! - MOWBRAY. My name is Thomas Mowbray, Duke of Norfolk; - Who hither come engaged by my oath- - Which God defend a knight should violate!- - Both to defend my loyalty and truth - To God, my King, and my succeeding issue, - Against the Duke of Hereford that appeals me; - And, by the grace of God and this mine arm, - To prove him, in defending of myself, - A traitor to my God, my King, and me. - And as I truly fight, defend me heaven! - - The trumpets sound. Enter BOLINGBROKE, Duke of Hereford, - appellant, in armour, and a HERALD - - KING RICHARD. Marshal, ask yonder knight in arms, - Both who he is and why he cometh hither - Thus plated in habiliments of war; - And formally, according to our law, - Depose him in the justice of his cause. - MARSHAL. What is thy name? and wherefore com'st thou hither - Before King Richard in his royal lists? - Against whom comest thou? and what's thy quarrel? - Speak like a true knight, so defend thee heaven! - BOLINGBROKE. Harry of Hereford, Lancaster, and Derby, - Am I; who ready here do stand in arms - To prove, by God's grace and my body's valour, - In lists on Thomas Mowbray, Duke of Norfolk, - That he is a traitor, foul and dangerous, - To God of heaven, King Richard, and to me. - And as I truly fight, defend me heaven! - MARSHAL. On pain of death, no person be so bold - Or daring-hardy as to touch the lists, - Except the Marshal and such officers - Appointed to direct these fair designs. - BOLINGBROKE. Lord Marshal, let me kiss my sovereign's hand, - And bow my knee before his Majesty; - For Mowbray and myself are like two men - That vow a long and weary pilgrimage. - Then let us take a ceremonious leave - And loving farewell of our several friends. - MARSHAL. The appellant in all duty greets your Highness, - And craves to kiss your hand and take his leave. - KING RICHARD. We will descend and fold him in our arms. - Cousin of Hereford, as thy cause is right, - So be thy fortune in this royal fight! - Farewell, my blood; which if to-day thou shed, - Lament we may, but not revenge thee dead. - BOLINGBROKE. O, let no noble eye profane a tear - For me, if I be gor'd with Mowbray's spear. - As confident as is the falcon's flight - Against a bird, do I with Mowbray fight. - My loving lord, I take my leave of you; - Of you, my noble cousin, Lord Aumerle; - Not sick, although I have to do with death, - But lusty, young, and cheerly drawing breath. - Lo, as at English feasts, so I regreet - The daintiest last, to make the end most sweet. - O thou, the earthly author of my blood, - Whose youthful spirit, in me regenerate, - Doth with a twofold vigour lift me up - To reach at victory above my head, - Add proof unto mine armour with thy prayers, - And with thy blessings steel my lance's point, - That it may enter Mowbray's waxen coat - And furbish new the name of John o' Gaunt, - Even in the lusty haviour of his son. - GAUNT. God in thy good cause make thee prosperous! - Be swift like lightning in the execution, - And let thy blows, doubly redoubled, - Fall like amazing thunder on the casque - Of thy adverse pernicious enemy. - Rouse up thy youthful blood, be valiant, and live. - BOLINGBROKE. Mine innocence and Saint George to thrive! - MOWBRAY. However God or fortune cast my lot, - There lives or dies, true to King Richard's throne, - A loyal, just, and upright gentleman. - Never did captive with a freer heart - Cast off his chains of bondage, and embrace - His golden uncontroll'd enfranchisement, - More than my dancing soul doth celebrate - This feast of battle with mine adversary. - Most mighty liege, and my companion peers, - Take from my mouth the wish of happy years. - As gentle and as jocund as to jest - Go I to fight: truth hath a quiet breast. - KING RICHARD. Farewell, my lord, securely I espy - Virtue with valour couched in thine eye. - Order the trial, Marshal, and begin. - MARSHAL. Harry of Hereford, Lancaster, and Derby, - Receive thy lance; and God defend the right! - BOLINGBROKE. Strong as a tower in hope, I cry amen. - MARSHAL. [To an officer] Go bear this lance to Thomas, - Duke of Norfolk. - FIRST HERALD. Harry of Hereford, Lancaster, and Derby, - Stands here for God, his sovereign, and himself, - On pain to be found false and recreant, - To prove the Duke of Norfolk, Thomas Mowbray, - A traitor to his God, his King, and him; - And dares him to set forward to the fight. - SECOND HERALD. Here standeth Thomas Mowbray, Duke of Norfolk, - On pain to be found false and recreant, - Both to defend himself, and to approve - Henry of Hereford, Lancaster, and Derby, - To God, his sovereign, and to him disloyal, - Courageously and with a free desire - Attending but the signal to begin. - MARSHAL. Sound trumpets; and set forward, combatants. - [A charge sounded] - Stay, the King hath thrown his warder down. - KING RICHARD. Let them lay by their helmets and their spears, - And both return back to their chairs again. - Withdraw with us; and let the trumpets sound - While we return these dukes what we decree. - - A long flourish, while the KING consults his Council - - Draw near, - And list what with our council we have done. - For that our kingdom's earth should not be soil'd - With that dear blood which it hath fostered; - And for our eyes do hate the dire aspect - Of civil wounds plough'd up with neighbours' sword; - And for we think the eagle-winged pride - Of sky-aspiring and ambitious thoughts, - With rival-hating envy, set on you - To wake our peace, which in our country's cradle - Draws the sweet infant breath of gentle sleep; - Which so rous'd up with boist'rous untun'd drums, - With harsh-resounding trumpets' dreadful bray, - And grating shock of wrathful iron arms, - Might from our quiet confines fright fair peace - And make us wade even in our kindred's blood- - Therefore we banish you our territories. - You, cousin Hereford, upon pain of life, - Till twice five summers have enrich'd our fields - Shall not regreet our fair dominions, - But tread the stranger paths of banishment. - BOLINGBROKE. Your will be done. This must my comfort be- - That sun that warms you here shall shine on me, - And those his golden beams to you here lent - Shall point on me and gild my banishment. - KING RICHARD. Norfolk, for thee remains a heavier doom, - Which I with some unwillingness pronounce: - The sly slow hours shall not determinate - The dateless limit of thy dear exile; - The hopeless word of 'never to return' - Breathe I against thee, upon pain of life. - MOWBRAY. A heavy sentence, my most sovereign liege, - And all unlook'd for from your Highness' mouth. - A dearer merit, not so deep a maim - As to be cast forth in the common air, - Have I deserved at your Highness' hands. - The language I have learnt these forty years, - My native English, now I must forgo; - And now my tongue's use is to me no more - Than an unstringed viol or a harp; - Or like a cunning instrument cas'd up - Or, being open, put into his hands - That knows no touch to tune the harmony. - Within my mouth you have engaol'd my tongue, - Doubly portcullis'd with my teeth and lips; - And dull, unfeeling, barren ignorance - Is made my gaoler to attend on me. - I am too old to fawn upon a nurse, - Too far in years to be a pupil now. - What is thy sentence, then, but speechless death, - Which robs my tongue from breathing native breath? - KING RICHARD. It boots thee not to be compassionate; - After our sentence plaining comes too late. - MOWBRAY. Then thus I turn me from my countrv's light, - To dwell in solemn shades of endless night. - KING RICHARD. Return again, and take an oath with thee. - Lay on our royal sword your banish'd hands; - Swear by the duty that you owe to God, - Our part therein we banish with yourselves, - To keep the oath that we administer: - You never shall, so help you truth and God, - Embrace each other's love in banishment; - Nor never look upon each other's face; - Nor never write, regreet, nor reconcile - This louring tempest of your home-bred hate; - Nor never by advised purpose meet - To plot, contrive, or complot any ill, - 'Gainst us, our state, our subjects, or our land. - BOLINGBROKE. I swear. - MOWBRAY. And I, to keep all this. - BOLINGBROKE. Norfolk, so far as to mine enemy. - By this time, had the King permitted us, - One of our souls had wand'red in the air, - Banish'd this frail sepulchre of our flesh, - As now our flesh is banish'd from this land- - Confess thy treasons ere thou fly the realm; - Since thou hast far to go, bear not along - The clogging burden of a guilty soul. - MOWBRAY. No, Bolingbroke; if ever I were traitor, - My name be blotted from the book of life, - And I from heaven banish'd as from hence! - But what thou art, God, thou, and I, do know; - And all too soon, I fear, the King shall rue. - Farewell, my liege. Now no way can I stray: - Save back to England, an the world's my way. Exit - KING RICHARD. Uncle, even in the glasses of thine eyes - I see thy grieved heart. Thy sad aspect - Hath from the number of his banish'd years - Pluck'd four away. [To BOLINGBROKE] Six frozen winters spent, - Return with welcome home from banishment. - BOLINGBROKE. How long a time lies in one little word! - Four lagging winters and four wanton springs - End in a word: such is the breath of Kings. - GAUNT. I thank my liege that in regard of me - He shortens four years of my son's exile; - But little vantage shall I reap thereby, - For ere the six years that he hath to spend - Can change their moons and bring their times about, - My oil-dried lamp and time-bewasted light - Shall be extinct with age and endless night; - My inch of taper will be burnt and done, - And blindfold death not let me see my son. - KING RICHARD. Why, uncle, thou hast many years to live. - GAUNT. But not a minute, King, that thou canst give: - Shorten my days thou canst with sullen sorrow - And pluck nights from me, but not lend a morrow; - Thou can'st help time to furrow me with age, - But stop no wrinkle in his pilgrimage; - Thy word is current with him for my death, - But dead, thy kingdom cannot buy my breath. - KING RICHARD. Thy son is banish'd upon good advice, - Whereto thy tongue a party-verdict gave. - Why at our justice seem'st thou then to lour? - GAUNT. Things sweet to taste prove in digestion sour. - You urg'd me as a judge; but I had rather - You would have bid me argue like a father. - O, had it been a stranger, not my child, - To smooth his fault I should have been more mild. - A partial slander sought I to avoid, - And in the sentence my own life destroy'd. - Alas, I look'd when some of you should say - I was too strict to make mine own away; - But you gave leave to my unwilling tongue - Against my will to do myself this wrong. - KING RICHARD. Cousin, farewell; and, uncle, bid him so. - Six years we banish him, and he shall go. - Flourish. Exit KING with train - AUMERLE. Cousin, farewell; what presence must not know, - From where you do remain let paper show. - MARSHAL. My lord, no leave take I, for I will ride - As far as land will let me by your side. - GAUNT. O, to what purpose dost thou hoard thy words, - That thou returnest no greeting to thy friends? - BOLINGBROKE. I have too few to take my leave of you, - When the tongue's office should be prodigal - To breathe the abundant dolour of the heart. - GAUNT. Thy grief is but thy absence for a time. - BOLINGBROKE. Joy absent, grief is present for that time. - GAUNT. What is six winters? They are quickly gone. - BOLINGBROKE. To men in joy; but grief makes one hour ten. - GAUNT. Call it a travel that thou tak'st for pleasure. - BOLINGBROKE. My heart will sigh when I miscall it so, - Which finds it an enforced pilgrimage. - GAUNT. The sullen passage of thy weary steps - Esteem as foil wherein thou art to set - The precious jewel of thy home return. - BOLINGBROKE. Nay, rather, every tedious stride I make - Will but remember me what a deal of world - I wander from the jewels that I love. - Must I not serve a long apprenticehood - To foreign passages; and in the end, - Having my freedom, boast of nothing else - But that I was a journeyman to grief? - GAUNT. All places that the eye of heaven visits - Are to a wise man ports and happy havens. - Teach thy necessity to reason thus: - There is no virtue like necessity. - Think not the King did banish thee, - But thou the King. Woe doth the heavier sit - Where it perceives it is but faintly home. - Go, say I sent thee forth to purchase honour, - And not the King exil'd thee; or suppose - Devouring pestilence hangs in our air - And thou art flying to a fresher clime. - Look what thy soul holds dear, imagine it - To lie that way thou goest, not whence thou com'st. - Suppose the singing birds musicians, - The grass whereon thou tread'st the presence strew'd, - The flowers fair ladies, and thy steps no more - Than a delightful measure or a dance; - For gnarling sorrow hath less power to bite - The man that mocks at it and sets it light. - BOLINGBROKE. O, who can hold a fire in his hand - By thinking on the frosty Caucasus? - Or cloy the hungry edge of appetite - By bare imagination of a feast? - Or wallow naked in December snow - By thinking on fantastic summer's heat? - O, no! the apprehension of the good - Gives but the greater feeling to the worse. - Fell sorrow's tooth doth never rankle more - Than when he bites, but lanceth not the sore. - GAUNT. Come, come, my son, I'll bring thee on thy way. - Had I thy youtli and cause, I would not stay. - BOLINGBROKE. Then, England's ground, farewell; sweet soil, adieu; - My mother, and my nurse, that bears me yet! - Where'er I wander, boast of this I can: - Though banish'd, yet a trueborn English man. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 4. -London. The court - -Enter the KING, with BAGOT and GREEN, at one door; -and the DUKE OF AUMERLE at another - - KING RICHARD. We did observe. Cousin Aumerle, - How far brought you high Hereford on his way? - AUMERLE. I brought high Hereford, if you call him so, - But to the next high way, and there I left him. - KING RICHARD. And say, what store of parting tears were shed? - AUMERLE. Faith, none for me; except the north-east wind, - Which then blew bitterly against our faces, - Awak'd the sleeping rheum, and so by chance - Did grace our hollow parting with a tear. - KING RICHARD. What said our cousin when you parted with him? - AUMERLE. 'Farewell.' - And, for my heart disdained that my tongue - Should so profane the word, that taught me craft - To counterfeit oppression of such grief - That words seem'd buried in my sorrow's grave. - Marry, would the word 'farewell' have length'ned hours - And added years to his short banishment, - He should have had a volume of farewells; - But since it would not, he had none of me. - KING RICHARD. He is our cousin, cousin; but 'tis doubt, - When time shall call him home from banishment, - Whether our kinsman come to see his friends. - Ourself, and Bushy, Bagot here, and Green, - Observ'd his courtship to the common people; - How he did seem to dive into their hearts - With humble and familiar courtesy; - What reverence he did throw away on slaves, - Wooing poor craftsmen with the craft of smiles - And patient underbearing of his fortune, - As 'twere to banish their affects with him. - Off goes his bonnet to an oyster-wench; - A brace of draymen bid God speed him well - And had the tribute of his supple knee, - With 'Thanks, my countrymen, my loving friends'; - As were our England in reversion his, - And he our subjects' next degree in hope. - GREEN. Well, he is gone; and with him go these thoughts! - Now for the rebels which stand out in Ireland, - Expedient manage must be made, my liege, - Ere further leisure yicld them further means - For their advantage and your Highness' loss. - KING RICHARD. We will ourself in person to this war; - And, for our coffers, with too great a court - And liberal largess, are grown somewhat light, - We are enforc'd to farm our royal realm; - The revenue whereof shall furnish us - For our affairs in hand. If that come short, - Our substitutes at home shall have blank charters; - Whereto, when they shall know what men are rich, - They shall subscribe them for large sums of gold, - And send them after to supply our wants; - For we will make for Ireland presently. - - Enter BUSHY - - Bushy, what news? - BUSHY. Old John of Gaunt is grievous sick, my lord, - Suddenly taken; and hath sent poste-haste - To entreat your Majesty to visit him. - KING RICHARD. Where lies he? - BUSHY. At Ely House. - KING RICHARD. Now put it, God, in the physician's mind - To help him to his grave immediately! - The lining of his coffers shall make coats - To deck our soldiers for these Irish wars. - Come, gentlemen, let's all go visit him. - Pray God we may make haste, and come too late! - ALL. Amen. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE I. -London. Ely House - -Enter JOHN OF GAUNT, sick, with the DUKE OF YORK, etc. - - GAUNT. Will the King come, that I may breathe my last - In wholesome counsel to his unstaid youth? - YORK. Vex not yourself, nor strive not with your breath; - For all in vain comes counsel to his ear. - GAUNT. O, but they say the tongues of dying men - Enforce attention like deep harmony. - Where words are scarce, they are seldom spent in vain; - For they breathe truth that breathe their words -in pain. - He that no more must say is listen'd more - Than they whom youth and ease have taught to glose; - More are men's ends mark'd than their lives before. - The setting sun, and music at the close, - As the last taste of sweets, is sweetest last, - Writ in remembrance more than things long past. - Though Richard my life's counsel would not hear, - My death's sad tale may yet undeaf his ear. - YORK. No; it is stopp'd with other flattering sounds, - As praises, of whose taste the wise are fond, - Lascivious metres, to whose venom sound - The open ear of youth doth always listen; - Report of fashions in proud Italy, - Whose manners still our tardy apish nation - Limps after in base imitation. - Where doth the world thrust forth a vanity- - So it be new, there's no respect how vile- - That is not quickly buzz'd into his ears? - Then all too late comes counsel to be heard - Where will doth mutiny with wit's regard. - Direct not him whose way himself will choose. - 'Tis breath thou lack'st, and that breath wilt thou lose. - GAUNT. Methinks I am a prophet new inspir'd, - And thus expiring do foretell of him: - His rash fierce blaze of riot cannot last, - For violent fires soon burn out themselves; - Small showers last long, but sudden storms are short; - He tires betimes that spurs too fast betimes; - With eager feeding food doth choke the feeder; - Light vanity, insatiate cormorant, - Consuming means, soon preys upon itself. - This royal throne of kings, this scept'red isle, - This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, - This other Eden, demi-paradise, - This fortress built by Nature for herself - Against infection and the hand of war, - This happy breed of men, this little world, - This precious stone set in the silver sea, - Which serves it in the office of a wall, - Or as a moat defensive to a house, - Against the envy of less happier lands; - This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England, - This nurse, this teeming womb of royal kings, - Fear'd by their breed, and famous by their birth, - Renowned for their deeds as far from home, - For Christian service and true chivalry, - As is the sepulchre in stubborn Jewry - Of the world's ransom, blessed Mary's Son; - This land of such dear souls, this dear dear land, - Dear for her reputation through the world, - Is now leas'd out-I die pronouncing it- - Like to a tenement or pelting farm. - England, bound in with the triumphant sea, - Whose rocky shore beats back the envious siege - Of wat'ry Neptune, is now bound in with shame, - With inky blots and rotten parchment bonds; - That England, that was wont to conquer others, - Hath made a shameful conquest of itself. - Ah, would the scandal vanish with my life, - How happy then were my ensuing death! - - Enter KING and QUEEN, AUMERLE, BUSHY, GREEN, BAGOT, - Ross, and WILLOUGHBY - - YORK. The King is come; deal mildly with his youth, - For young hot colts being rag'd do rage the more. - QUEEN. How fares our noble uncle Lancaster? - KING RICHARD. What comfort, man? How is't with aged Gaunt? - GAUNT. O, how that name befits my composition! - Old Gaunt, indeed; and gaunt in being old. - Within me grief hath kept a tedious fast; - And who abstains from meat that is not gaunt? - For sleeping England long time have I watch'd; - Watching breeds leanness, leanness is an gaunt. - The pleasure that some fathers feed upon - Is my strict fast-I mean my children's looks; - And therein fasting, hast thou made me gaunt. - Gaunt am I for the grave, gaunt as a grave, - Whose hollow womb inherits nought but bones. - KING RICHARD. Can sick men play so nicely with their names? - GAUNT. No, misery makes sport to mock itself: - Since thou dost seek to kill my name in me, - I mock my name, great king, to flatter thee. - KING RICHARD. Should dying men flatter with those that live? - GAUNT. No, no; men living flatter those that die. - KING RICHARD. Thou, now a-dying, sayest thou flatterest me. - GAUNT. O, no! thou diest, though I the sicker be. - KING RICHARD. I am in health, I breathe, and see thee ill. - GAUNT. Now He that made me knows I see thee ill; - Ill in myself to see, and in thee seeing ill. - Thy death-bed is no lesser than thy land - Wherein thou liest in reputation sick; - And thou, too careless patient as thou art, - Commit'st thy anointed body to the cure - Of those physicians that first wounded thee: - A thousand flatterers sit within thy crown, - Whose compass is no bigger than thy head; - And yet, incaged in so small a verge, - The waste is no whit lesser than thy land. - O, had thy grandsire with a prophet's eye - Seen how his son's son should destroy his sons, - From forth thy reach he would have laid thy shame, - Deposing thee before thou wert possess'd, - Which art possess'd now to depose thyself. - Why, cousin, wert thou regent of the world, - It were a shame to let this land by lease; - But for thy world enjoying but this land, - Is it not more than shame to shame it so? - Landlord of England art thou now, not King. - Thy state of law is bondslave to the law; - And thou- - KING RICHARD. A lunatic lean-witted fool, - Presuming on an ague's privilege, - Darest with thy frozen admonition - Make pale our cheek, chasing the royal blood - With fury from his native residence. - Now by my seat's right royal majesty, - Wert thou not brother to great Edward's son, - This tongue that runs so roundly in thy head - Should run thy head from thy unreverent shoulders. - GAUNT. O, Spare me not, my brother Edward's son, - For that I was his father Edward's son; - That blood already, like the pelican, - Hast thou tapp'd out, and drunkenly carous'd. - My brother Gloucester, plain well-meaning soul- - Whom fair befall in heaven 'mongst happy souls!- - May be a precedent and witness good - That thou respect'st not spilling Edward's blood. - Join with the present sickness that I have; - And thy unkindness be like crooked age, - To crop at once a too long withered flower. - Live in thy shame, but die not shame with thee! - These words hereafter thy tormentors be! - Convey me to my bed, then to my grave. - Love they to live that love and honour have. - Exit, borne out by his attendants - KING RICHARD. And let them die that age and sullens have; - For both hast thou, and both become the grave. - YORK. I do beseech your Majesty impute his words - To wayward sickliness and age in him. - He loves you, on my life, and holds you dear - As Harry Duke of Hereford, were he here. - KING RICHARD. Right, you say true: as Hereford's love, so his; - As theirs, so mine; and all be as it is. - - Enter NORTHUMBERLAND - - NORTHUMBERLAND. My liege, old Gaunt commends him to your Majesty. - KING RICHARD. What says he? - NORTHUMBERLAND. Nay, nothing; all is said. - His tongue is now a stringless instrument; - Words, life, and all, old Lancaster hath spent. - YORK. Be York the next that must be bankrupt so! - Though death be poor, it ends a mortal woe. - KING RICHARD. The ripest fruit first falls, and so doth he; - His time is spent, our pilgrimage must be. - So much for that. Now for our Irish wars. - We must supplant those rough rug-headed kerns, - Which live like venom where no venom else - But only they have privilege to live. - And for these great affairs do ask some charge, - Towards our assistance we do seize to us - The plate, coin, revenues, and moveables, - Whereof our uncle Gaunt did stand possess'd. - YORK. How long shall I be patient? Ah, how long - Shall tender duty make me suffer wrong? - Not Gloucester's death, nor Hereford's banishment, - Nor Gaunt's rebukes, nor England's private wrongs, - Nor the prevention of poor Bolingbroke - About his marriage, nor my own disgrace, - Have ever made me sour my patient cheek - Or bend one wrinkle on my sovereign's face. - I am the last of noble Edward's sons, - Of whom thy father, Prince of Wales, was first. - In war was never lion rag'd more fierce, - In peace was never gentle lamb more mild, - Than was that young and princely gentleman. - His face thou hast, for even so look'd he, - Accomplish'd with the number of thy hours; - But when he frown'd, it was against the French - And not against his friends. His noble hand - Did win what he did spend, and spent not that - Which his triumphant father's hand had won. - His hands were guilty of no kindred blood, - But bloody with the enemies of his kin. - O Richard! York is too far gone with grief, - Or else he never would compare between- - KING RICHARD. Why, uncle, what's the matter? - YORK. O my liege, - Pardon me, if you please; if not, I, pleas'd - Not to be pardoned, am content withal. - Seek you to seize and gripe into your hands - The royalties and rights of banish'd Hereford? - Is not Gaunt dead? and doth not Hereford live? - Was not Gaunt just? and is not Harry true? - Did not the one deserve to have an heir? - Is not his heir a well-deserving son? - Take Hereford's rights away, and take from Time - His charters and his customary rights; - Let not to-morrow then ensue to-day; - Be not thyself-for how art thou a king - But by fair sequence and succession? - Now, afore God-God forbid I say true!- - If you do wrongfully seize Hereford's rights, - Call in the letters patents that he hath - By his attorneys-general to sue - His livery, and deny his off'red homage, - You pluck a thousand dangers on your head, - You lose a thousand well-disposed hearts, - And prick my tender patience to those thoughts - Which honour and allegiance cannot think. - KING RICHARD. Think what you will, we seize into our hands - His plate, his goods, his money, and his lands. - YORK. I'll not be by the while. My liege, farewell. - What will ensue hereof there's none can tell; - But by bad courses may be understood - That their events can never fall out good. Exit - KING RICHARD. Go, Bushy, to the Earl of Wiltshire straight; - Bid him repair to us to Ely House - To see this business. To-morrow next - We will for Ireland; and 'tis time, I trow. - And we create, in absence of ourself, - Our Uncle York Lord Governor of England; - For he is just, and always lov'd us well. - Come on, our queen; to-morrow must we part; - Be merry, for our time of stay is short. - Flourish. Exeunt KING, QUEEN, BUSHY, AUMERLE, - GREEN, and BAGOT - NORTHUMBERLAND. Well, lords, the Duke of Lancaster is dead. - Ross. And living too; for now his son is Duke. - WILLOUGHBY. Barely in title, not in revenues. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Richly in both, if justice had her right. - ROSS. My heart is great; but it must break with silence, - Ere't be disburdened with a liberal tongue. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Nay, speak thy mind; and let him ne'er speak more - That speaks thy words again to do thee harm! - WILLOUGHBY. Tends that thou wouldst speak to the Duke of Hereford? - If it be so, out with it boldly, man; - Quick is mine ear to hear of good towards him. - ROSS. No good at all that I can do for him; - Unless you call it good to pity him, - Bereft and gelded of his patrimony. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Now, afore God, 'tis shame such wrongs are borne - In him, a royal prince, and many moe - Of noble blood in this declining land. - The King is not himself, but basely led - By flatterers; and what they will inform, - Merely in hate, 'gainst any of us an, - That will the King severely prosecute - 'Gainst us, our lives, our children, and our heirs. - ROSS. The commons hath he pill'd with grievous taxes; - And quite lost their hearts; the nobles hath he find - For ancient quarrels and quite lost their hearts. - WILLOUGHBY. And daily new exactions are devis'd, - As blanks, benevolences, and I wot not what; - But what, a God's name, doth become of this? - NORTHUMBERLAND. Wars hath not wasted it, for warr'd he hath not, - But basely yielded upon compromise - That which his noble ancestors achiev'd with blows. - More hath he spent in peace than they in wars. - ROSS. The Earl of Wiltshire hath the realm in farm. - WILLOUGHBY. The King's grown bankrupt like a broken man. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Reproach and dissolution hangeth over him. - ROSS. He hath not money for these Irish wars, - His burdenous taxations notwithstanding, - But by the robbing of the banish'd Duke. - NORTHUMBERLAND. His noble kinsman-most degenerate king! - But, lords, we hear this fearful tempest sing, - Yet seek no shelter to avoid the storm; - We see the wind sit sore upon our sails, - And yet we strike not, but securely perish. - ROSS. We see the very wreck that we must suffer; - And unavoided is the danger now - For suffering so the causes of our wreck. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Not so; even through the hollow eyes of death - I spy life peering; but I dare not say - How near the tidings of our comfort is. - WILLOUGHBY. Nay, let us share thy thoughts as thou dost ours. - ROSS. Be confident to speak, Northumberland. - We three are but thyself, and, speaking so, - Thy words are but as thoughts; therefore be bold. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Then thus: I have from Le Port Blanc, a bay - In Brittany, receiv'd intelligence - That Harry Duke of Hereford, Rainold Lord Cobham, - That late broke from the Duke of Exeter, - His brother, Archbishop late of Canterbury, - Sir Thomas Erpingham, Sir John Ramston, - Sir John Norbery, Sir Robert Waterton, and Francis Quoint- - All these, well furnish'd by the Duke of Britaine, - With eight tall ships, three thousand men of war, - Are making hither with all due expedience, - And shortly mean to touch our northern shore. - Perhaps they had ere this, but that they stay - The first departing of the King for Ireland. - If then we shall shake off our slavish yoke, - Imp out our drooping country's broken wing, - Redeem from broking pawn the blemish'd crown, - Wipe off the dust that hides our sceptre's gilt, - And make high majesty look like itself, - Away with me in post to Ravenspurgh; - But if you faint, as fearing to do so, - Stay and be secret, and myself will go. - ROSS. To horse, to horse! Urge doubts to them that fear. - WILLOUGHBY. Hold out my horse, and I will first be there. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 2. -Windsor Castle - -Enter QUEEN, BUSHY, and BAGOT - - BUSHY. Madam, your Majesty is too much sad. - You promis'd, when you parted with the King, - To lay aside life-harming heaviness - And entertain a cheerful disposition. - QUEEN. To please the King, I did; to please myself - I cannot do it; yet I know no cause - Why I should welcome such a guest as grief, - Save bidding farewell to so sweet a guest - As my sweet Richard. Yet again methinks - Some unborn sorrow, ripe in fortune's womb, - Is coming towards me, and my inward soul - With nothing trembles. At some thing it grieves - More than with parting from my lord the King. - BUSHY. Each substance of a grief hath twenty shadows, - Which shows like grief itself, but is not so; - For sorrow's eye, glazed with blinding tears, - Divides one thing entire to many objects, - Like perspectives which, rightly gaz'd upon, - Show nothing but confusion-ey'd awry, - Distinguish form. So your sweet Majesty, - Looking awry upon your lord's departure, - Find shapes of grief more than himself to wail; - Which, look'd on as it is, is nought but shadows - Of what it is not. Then, thrice-gracious Queen, - More than your lord's departure weep not-more is not seen; - Or if it be, 'tis with false sorrow's eye, - Which for things true weeps things imaginary. - QUEEN. It may be so; but yet my inward soul - Persuades me it is otherwise. Howe'er it be, - I cannot but be sad; so heavy sad - As-though, on thinking, on no thought I think- - Makes me with heavy nothing faint and shrink. - BUSHY. 'Tis nothing but conceit, my gracious lady. - QUEEN. 'Tis nothing less: conceit is still deriv'd - From some forefather grief; mine is not so, - For nothing hath begot my something grief, - Or something hath the nothing that I grieve; - 'Tis in reversion that I do possess- - But what it is that is not yet known what, - I cannot name; 'tis nameless woe, I wot. - - Enter GREEN - - GREEN. God save your Majesty! and well met, gentlemen. - I hope the King is not yet shipp'd for Ireland. - QUEEN. Why hopest thou so? 'Tis better hope he is; - For his designs crave haste, his haste good hope. - Then wherefore dost thou hope he is not shipp'd? - GREEN. That he, our hope, might have retir'd his power - And driven into despair an enemy's hope - Who strongly hath set footing in this land. - The banish'd Bolingbroke repeals himself, - And with uplifted arms is safe arriv'd - At Ravenspurgh. - QUEEN. Now God in heaven forbid! - GREEN. Ah, madam, 'tis too true; and that is worse, - The Lord Northumberland, his son young Henry Percy, - The Lords of Ross, Beaumond, and Willoughby, - With all their powerful friends, are fled to him. - BUSHY. Why have you not proclaim'd Northumberland - And all the rest revolted faction traitors? - GREEN. We have; whereupon the Earl of Worcester - Hath broken his staff, resign'd his stewardship, - And all the household servants fled with him - To Bolingbroke. - QUEEN. So, Green, thou art the midwife to my woe, - And Bolingbroke my sorrow's dismal heir. - Now hath my soul brought forth her prodigy; - And I, a gasping new-deliver'd mother, - Have woe to woe, sorrow to sorrow join'd. - BUSHY. Despair not, madam. - QUEEN. Who shall hinder me? - I will despair, and be at enmity - With cozening hope-he is a flatterer, - A parasite, a keeper-back of death, - Who gently would dissolve the bands of life, - Which false hope lingers in extremity. - - Enter YORK - - GREEN. Here comes the Duke of York. - QUEEN. With signs of war about his aged neck. - O, full of careful business are his looks! - Uncle, for God's sake, speak comfortable words. - YORK. Should I do so, I should belie my thoughts. - Comfort's in heaven; and we are on the earth, - Where nothing lives but crosses, cares, and grief. - Your husband, he is gone to save far off, - Whilst others come to make him lose at home. - Here am I left to underprop his land, - Who, weak with age, cannot support myself. - Now comes the sick hour that his surfeit made; - Now shall he try his friends that flatter'd him. - - Enter a SERVINGMAN - - SERVINGMAN. My lord, your son was gone before I came. - YORK. He was-why so go all which way it will! - The nobles they are fled, the commons they are cold - And will, I fear, revolt on Hereford's side. - Sirrah, get thee to Plashy, to my sister Gloucester; - Bid her send me presently a thousand pound. - Hold, take my ring. - SERVINGMAN. My lord, I had forgot to tell your lordship, - To-day, as I came by, I called there- - But I shall grieve you to report the rest. - YORK. What is't, knave? - SERVINGMAN. An hour before I came, the Duchess died. - YORK. God for his mercy! what a tide of woes - Comes rushing on this woeful land at once! - I know not what to do. I would to God, - So my untruth had not provok'd him to it, - The King had cut off my head with my brother's. - What, are there no posts dispatch'd for Ireland? - How shall we do for money for these wars? - Come, sister-cousin, I would say-pray, pardon me. - Go, fellow, get thee home, provide some carts, - And bring away the armour that is there. - Exit SERVINGMAN - Gentlemen, will you go muster men? - If I know how or which way to order these affairs - Thus disorderly thrust into my hands, - Never believe me. Both are my kinsmen. - T'one is my sovereign, whom both my oath - And duty bids defend; t'other again - Is my kinsman, whom the King hath wrong'd, - Whom conscience and my kindred bids to right. - Well, somewhat we must do.-Come, cousin, - I'll dispose of you. Gentlemen, go muster up your men - And meet me presently at Berkeley. - I should to Plashy too, - But time will not permit. All is uneven, - And everything is left at six and seven. - Exeunt YORK and QUEEN - BUSHY. The wind sits fair for news to go to Ireland. - But none returns. For us to levy power - Proportionable to the enemy - Is all unpossible. - GREEN. Besides, our nearness to the King in love - Is near the hate of those love not the King. - BAGOT. And that is the wavering commons; for their love - Lies in their purses; and whoso empties them, - By so much fills their hearts with deadly hate. - BUSHY. Wherein the King stands generally condemn'd. - BAGOT. If judgment lie in them, then so do we, - Because we ever have been near the King. - GREEN. Well, I will for refuge straight to Bristow Castle. - The Earl of Wiltshire is already there. - BUSHY. Thither will I with you; for little office - Will the hateful commons perform for us, - Except Eke curs to tear us all to pieces. - Will you go along with us? - BAGOT. No; I will to Ireland to his Majesty. - Farewell. If heart's presages be not vain, - We three here part that ne'er shall meet again. - BUSHY. That's as York thrives to beat back Bolingbroke. - GREEN. Alas, poor Duke! the task he undertakes - Is numb'ring sands and drinking oceans dry. - Where one on his side fights, thousands will fly. - Farewell at once-for once, for all, and ever. - BUSHY. Well, we may meet again. - BAGOT. I fear me, never. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 3. -Gloucestershire - -Enter BOLINGBROKE and NORTHUMBERLAND, forces - - BOLINGBROKE. How far is it, my lord, to Berkeley now? - NORTHUMBERLAND. Believe me, noble lord, - I am a stranger here in Gloucestershire. - These high wild hills and rough uneven ways - Draws out our miles, and makes them wearisome; - And yet your fair discourse hath been as sugar, - Making the hard way sweet and delectable. - But I bethink me what a weary way - From Ravenspurgh to Cotswold will be found - In Ross and Willoughby, wanting your company, - Which, I protest, hath very much beguil'd - The tediousness and process of my travel. - But theirs is sweet'ned with the hope to have - The present benefit which I possess; - And hope to joy is little less in joy - Than hope enjoy'd. By this the weary lords - Shall make their way seem short, as mine hath done - By sight of what I have, your noble company. - BOLINGBROKE. Of much less value is my company - Than your good words. But who comes here? - - Enter HARRY PERCY - - NORTHUMBERLAND. It is my son, young Harry Percy, - Sent from my brother Worcester, whencesoever. - Harry, how fares your uncle? - PERCY. I had thought, my lord, to have learn'd his health of you. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Why, is he not with the Queen? - PERCY. No, my good lord; he hath forsook the court, - Broken his staff of office, and dispers'd - The household of the King. - NORTHUMBERLAND. What was his reason? - He was not so resolv'd when last we spake together. - PERCY. Because your lordship was proclaimed traitor. - But he, my lord, is gone to Ravenspurgh, - To offer service to the Duke of Hereford; - And sent me over by Berkeley, to discover - What power the Duke of York had levied there; - Then with directions to repair to Ravenspurgh. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Have you forgot the Duke of Hereford, boy? - PERCY. No, my good lord; for that is not forgot - Which ne'er I did remember; to my knowledge, - I never in my life did look on him. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Then learn to know him now; this is the Duke. - PERCY. My gracious lord, I tender you my service, - Such as it is, being tender, raw, and young; - Which elder days shall ripen, and confirm - To more approved service and desert. - BOLINGBROKE. I thank thee, gentle Percy; and be sure - I count myself in nothing else so happy - As in a soul rememb'ring my good friends; - And as my fortune ripens with thy love, - It shall be still thy true love's recompense. - My heart this covenant makes, my hand thus seals it. - NORTHUMBERLAND. How far is it to Berkeley? And what stir - Keeps good old York there with his men of war? - PERCY. There stands the castle, by yon tuft of trees, - Mann'd with three hundred men, as I have heard; - And in it are the Lords of York, Berkeley, and Seymour- - None else of name and noble estimate. - - Enter Ross and WILLOUGHBY - - NORTHUMBERLAND. Here come the Lords of Ross and Willoughby, - Bloody with spurring, fiery-red with haste. - BOLINGBROKE. Welcome, my lords. I wot your love pursues - A banish'd traitor. All my treasury - Is yet but unfelt thanks, which, more enrich'd, - Shall be your love and labour's recompense. - ROSS. Your presence makes us rich, most noble lord. - WILLOUGHBY. And far surmounts our labour to attain it. - BOLINGBROKE. Evermore thanks, the exchequer of the poor; - Which, till my infant fortune comes to years, - Stands for my bounty. But who comes here? - - Enter BERKELEY - - NORTHUMBERLAND. It is my Lord of Berkeley, as I guess. - BERKELEY. My Lord of Hereford, my message is to you. - BOLINGBROKE. My lord, my answer is-'to Lancaster'; - And I am come to seek that name in England; - And I must find that title in your tongue - Before I make reply to aught you say. - BERKELEY. Mistake me not, my lord; 'tis not my meaning - To raze one title of your honour out. - To you, my lord, I come-what lord you will- - From the most gracious regent of this land, - The Duke of York, to know what pricks you on - To take advantage of the absent time, - And fright our native peace with self-borne arms. - - Enter YORK, attended - - BOLINGBROKE. I shall not need transport my words by you; - Here comes his Grace in person. My noble uncle! - [Kneels] - YORK. Show me thy humble heart, and not thy knee, - Whose duty is deceivable and false. - BOLINGBROKE. My gracious uncle!- - YORK. Tut, tut! - Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no uncle. - I am no traitor's uncle; and that word 'grace' - In an ungracious mouth is but profane. - Why have those banish'd and forbidden legs - Dar'd once to touch a dust of England's ground? - But then more 'why?'-why have they dar'd to march - So many miles upon her peaceful bosom, - Frighting her pale-fac'd villages with war - And ostentation of despised arms? - Com'st thou because the anointed King is hence? - Why, foolish boy, the King is left behind, - And in my loyal bosom lies his power. - Were I but now lord of such hot youth - As when brave Gaunt, thy father, and myself - Rescued the Black Prince, that young Mars of men, - From forth the ranks of many thousand French, - O, then how quickly should this arm of mine, - Now prisoner to the palsy, chastise the - And minister correction to thy fault! - BOLINGBROKE My gracious uncle, let me know my fault; - On what condition stands it and wherein? - YORK. Even in condition of the worst degree- - In gross rebellion and detested treason. - Thou art a banish'd man, and here art come - Before the expiration of thy time, - In braving arms against thy sovereign. - BOLINGBROKE. As I was banish'd, I was banish'd Hereford; - But as I come, I come for Lancaster. - And, noble uncle, I beseech your Grace - Look on my wrongs with an indifferent eye. - You are my father, for methinks in you - I see old Gaunt alive. O, then, my father, - Will you permit that I shall stand condemn'd - A wandering vagabond; my rights and royalties - Pluck'd from my arms perforce, and given away - To upstart unthrifts? Wherefore was I born? - If that my cousin king be King in England, - It must be granted I am Duke of Lancaster. - You have a son, Aumerle, my noble cousin; - Had you first died, and he been thus trod down, - He should have found his uncle Gaunt a father - To rouse his wrongs and chase them to the bay. - I am denied to sue my livery here, - And yet my letters patents give me leave. - My father's goods are all distrain'd and sold; - And these and all are all amiss employ'd. - What would you have me do? I am a subject, - And I challenge law-attorneys are denied me; - And therefore personally I lay my claim - To my inheritance of free descent. - NORTHUMBERLAND. The noble Duke hath been too much abused. - ROSS. It stands your Grace upon to do him right. - WILLOUGHBY. Base men by his endowments are made great. - YORK. My lords of England, let me tell you this: - I have had feeling of my cousin's wrongs, - And labour'd all I could to do him right; - But in this kind to come, in braving arms, - Be his own carver and cut out his way, - To find out right with wrong-it may not be; - And you that do abet him in this kind - Cherish rebellion, and are rebels all. - NORTHUMBERLAND. The noble Duke hath sworn his coming is - But for his own; and for the right of that - We all have strongly sworn to give him aid; - And let him never see joy that breaks that oath! - YORK. Well, well, I see the issue of these arms. - I cannot mend it, I must needs confess, - Because my power is weak and all ill left; - But if I could, by Him that gave me life, - I would attach you all and make you stoop - Unto the sovereign mercy of the King; - But since I cannot, be it known unto you - I do remain as neuter. So, fare you well; - Unless you please to enter in the castle, - And there repose you for this night. - BOLINGBROKE. An offer, uncle, that we will accept. - But we must win your Grace to go with us - To Bristow Castle, which they say is held - By Bushy, Bagot, and their complices, - The caterpillars of the commonwealth, - Which I have sworn to weed and pluck away. - YORK. It may be I will go with you; but yet I'll pause, - For I am loath to break our country's laws. - Nor friends nor foes, to me welcome you are. - Things past redress are now with me past care. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 4. -A camp in Wales - -Enter EARL OF SALISBURY and a WELSH CAPTAIN - - CAPTAIN. My Lord of Salisbury, we have stay'd ten days - And hardly kept our countrymen together, - And yet we hear no tidings from the King; - Therefore we will disperse ourselves. Farewell. - SALISBURY. Stay yet another day, thou trusty Welshman; - The King reposeth all his confidence in thee. - CAPTAIN. 'Tis thought the King is dead; we will not stay. - The bay trees in our country are all wither'd, - And meteors fright the fixed stars of heaven; - The pale-fac'd moon looks bloody on the earth, - And lean-look'd prophets whisper fearful change; - Rich men look sad, and ruffians dance and leap- - The one in fear to lose what they enjoy, - The other to enjoy by rage and war. - These signs forerun the death or fall of kings. - Farewell. Our countrymen are gone and fled, - As well assur'd Richard their King is dead. Exit - SALISBURY. Ah, Richard, with the eyes of heavy mind, - I see thy glory like a shooting star - Fall to the base earth from the firmament! - The sun sets weeping in the lowly west, - Witnessing storms to come, woe, and unrest; - Thy friends are fled, to wait upon thy foes; - And crossly to thy good all fortune goes. 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Bring forth these men. - Bushy and Green, I will not vex your souls- - Since presently your souls must part your bodies- - With too much urging your pernicious lives, - For 'twere no charity; yet, to wash your blood - From off my hands, here in the view of men - I will unfold some causes of your deaths: - You have misled a prince, a royal king, - A happy gentleman in blood and lineaments, - By you unhappied and disfigured clean; - You have in manner with your sinful hours - Made a divorce betwixt his queen and him; - Broke the possession of a royal bed, - And stain'd the beauty of a fair queen's cheeks - With tears drawn from her eyes by your foul wrongs; - Myself-a prince by fortune of my birth, - Near to the King in blood, and near in love - Till you did make him misinterpret me- - Have stoop'd my neck under your injuries - And sigh'd my English breath in foreign clouds, - Eating the bitter bread of banishment, - Whilst you have fed upon my signories, - Dispark'd my parks and fell'd my forest woods, - From my own windows torn my household coat, - Raz'd out my imprese, leaving me no sign - Save men's opinions and my living blood - To show the world I am a gentleman. - This and much more, much more than twice all this, - Condemns you to the death. See them delivered over - To execution and the hand of death. - BUSHY. More welcome is the stroke of death to me - Than Bolingbroke to England. Lords, farewell. - GREEN. My comfort is that heaven will take our souls, - And plague injustice with the pains of hell. - BOLINGBROKE. My Lord Northumberland, see them dispatch'd. - Exeunt NORTHUMBERLAND, and others, with the prisoners - Uncle, you say the Queen is at your house; - For God's sake, fairly let her be entreated. - Tell her I send to her my kind commends; - Take special care my greetings be delivered. - YORK. A gentleman of mine I have dispatch'd - With letters of your love to her at large. - BOLINGBROKE. Thanks, gentle uncle. Come, lords, away, - To fight with Glendower and his complices. - Awhile to work, and after holiday. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 2. -The coast of Wales. A castle in view - -Drums. Flourish and colours. Enter the KING, the BISHOP OF CARLISLE, -AUMERLE, and soldiers - - KING RICHARD. Barkloughly Castle can they this at hand? - AUMERLE. Yea, my lord. How brooks your Grace the air - After your late tossing on the breaking seas? - KING RICHARD. Needs must I like it well. I weep for joy - To stand upon my kingdom once again. - Dear earth, I do salute thee with my hand, - Though rebels wound thee with their horses' hoofs. - As a long-parted mother with her child - Plays fondly with her tears and smiles in meeting, - So weeping-smiling greet I thee, my earth, - And do thee favours with my royal hands. - Feed not thy sovereign's foe, my gentle earth, - Nor with thy sweets comfort his ravenous sense; - But let thy spiders, that suck up thy venom, - And heavy-gaited toads, lie in their way, - Doing annoyance to the treacherous feet - Which with usurping steps do trample thee; - Yield stinging nettles to mine enemies; - And when they from thy bosom pluck a flower, - Guard it, I pray thee, with a lurking adder, - Whose double tongue may with a mortal touch - Throw death upon thy sovereign's enemies. - Mock not my senseless conjuration, lords. - This earth shall have a feeling, and these stones - Prove armed soldiers, ere her native king - Shall falter under foul rebellion's arms. - CARLISLE. Fear not, my lord; that Power that made you king - Hath power to keep you king in spite of all. - The means that heaven yields must be embrac'd - And not neglected; else, if heaven would, - And we will not, heaven's offer we refuse, - The proffered means of succour and redress. - AUMERLE. He means, my lord, that we are too remiss; - Whilst Bolingbroke, through our security, - Grows strong and great in substance and in power. - KING RICHARD. Discomfortable cousin! know'st thou not - That when the searching eye of heaven is hid, - Behind the globe, that lights the lower world, - Then thieves and robbers range abroad unseen - In murders and in outrage boldly here; - But when from under this terrestrial ball - He fires the proud tops of the eastern pines - And darts his light through every guilty hole, - Then murders, treasons, and detested sins, - The cloak of night being pluck'd from off their backs, - Stand bare and naked, trembling at themselves? - So when this thief, this traitor, Bolingbroke, - Who all this while hath revell'd in the night, - Whilst we were wand'ring with the Antipodes, - Shall see us rising in our throne, the east, - His treasons will sit blushing in his face, - Not able to endure the sight of day, - But self-affrighted tremble at his sin. - Not all the water in the rough rude sea - Can wash the balm off from an anointed king; - The breath of worldly men cannot depose - The deputy elected by the Lord. - For every man that Bolingbroke hath press'd - To lift shrewd steel against our golden crown, - God for his Richard hath in heavenly pay - A glorious angel. Then, if angels fight, - Weak men must fall; for heaven still guards the right. - - Enter SALISBURY - - Welcome, my lord. How far off lies your power? - SALISBURY. Nor near nor farther off, my gracious lord, - Than this weak arm. Discomfort guides my tongue, - And bids me speak of nothing but despair. - One day too late, I fear me, noble lord, - Hath clouded all thy happy days on earth. - O, call back yesterday, bid time return, - And thou shalt have twelve thousand fighting men! - To-day, to-day, unhappy day, too late, - O'erthrows thy joys, friends, fortune, and thy state; - For all the Welshmen, hearing thou wert dead, - Are gone to Bolingbroke, dispers'd, and fled. - AUMERLE. Comfort, my liege, why looks your Grace so pale? - KING RICHARD. But now the blood of twenty thousand men - Did triumph in my face, and they are fled; - And, till so much blood thither come again, - Have I not reason to look pale and dead? - All souls that will be safe, fly from my side; - For time hath set a blot upon my pride. - AUMERLE. Comfort, my liege; remember who you are. - KING RICHARD. I had forgot myself; am I not King? - Awake, thou coward majesty! thou sleepest. - Is not the King's name twenty thousand names? - Arm, arm, my name! a puny subject strikes - At thy great glory. Look not to the ground, - Ye favourites of a king; are we not high? - High be our thoughts. I know my uncle York - Hath power enough to serve our turn. But who comes here? - - Enter SCROOP - - SCROOP. More health and happiness betide my liege - Than can my care-tun'd tongue deliver him. - KING RICHARD. Mine ear is open and my heart prepar'd. - The worst is worldly loss thou canst unfold. - Say, is my kingdom lost? Why, 'twas my care, - And what loss is it to be rid of care? - Strives Bolingbroke to be as great as we? - Greater he shall not be; if he serve God, - We'll serve him too, and be his fellow so. - Revolt our subjects? That we cannot mend; - They break their faith to God as well as us. - Cry woe, destruction, ruin, and decay- - The worst is death, and death will have his day. - SCROOP. Glad am I that your Highness is so arm'd - To bear the tidings of calamity. - Like an unseasonable stormy day - Which makes the silver rivers drown their shores, - As if the world were all dissolv'd to tears, - So high above his limits swells the rage - Of Bolingbroke, covering your fearful land - With hard bright steel and hearts harder than steel. - White-beards have arm'd their thin and hairless scalps - Against thy majesty; boys, with women's voices, - Strive to speak big, and clap their female joints - In stiff unwieldy arms against thy crown; - Thy very beadsmen learn to bend their bows - Of double-fatal yew against thy state; - Yea, distaff-women manage rusty bills - Against thy seat: both young and old rebel, - And all goes worse than I have power to tell. - KING RICHARD. Too well, too well thou tell'st a tale so in. - Where is the Earl of Wiltshire? Where is Bagot? - What is become of Bushy? Where is Green? - That they have let the dangerous enemy - Measure our confines with such peaceful steps? - If we prevail, their heads shall pay for it. - I warrant they have made peace with Bolingbroke. - SCROOP. Peace have they made with him indeed, my lord. - KING RICHARD. O villains, vipers, damn'd without redemption! - Dogs, easily won to fawn on any man! - Snakes, in my heart-blood warm'd, that sting my heart! - Three Judases, each one thrice worse than Judas! - Would they make peace? Terrible hell make war - Upon their spotted souls for this offence! - SCROOP. Sweet love, I see, changing his property, - Turns to the sourest and most deadly hate. - Again uncurse their souls; their peace is made - With heads, and not with hands; those whom you curse - Have felt the worst of death's destroying wound - And lie full low, grav'd in the hollow ground. - AUMERLE. Is Bushy, Green, and the Earl of Wiltshire dead? - SCROOP. Ay, all of them at Bristow lost their heads. - AUMERLE. Where is the Duke my father with his power? - KING RICHARD. No matter where-of comfort no man speak. - Let's talk of graves, of worms, and epitaphs; - Make dust our paper, and with rainy eyes - Write sorrow on the bosom of the earth. - Let's choose executors and talk of wills; - And yet not so-for what can we bequeath - Save our deposed bodies to the ground? - Our lands, our lives, and an, are Bolingbroke's. - And nothing can we can our own but death - And that small model of the barren earth - Which serves as paste and cover to our bones. - For God's sake let us sit upon the ground - And tell sad stories of the death of kings: - How some have been depos'd, some slain in war, - Some haunted by the ghosts they have depos'd, - Some poison'd by their wives, some sleeping kill'd, - All murder'd-for within the hollow crown - That rounds the mortal temples of a king - Keeps Death his court; and there the antic sits, - Scoffing his state and grinning at his pomp; - Allowing him a breath, a little scene, - To monarchize, be fear'd, and kill with looks; - Infusing him with self and vain conceit, - As if this flesh which walls about our life - Were brass impregnable; and, humour'd thus, - Comes at the last, and with a little pin - Bores through his castle wall, and farewell, king! - Cover your heads, and mock not flesh and blood - With solemn reverence; throw away respect, - Tradition, form, and ceremonious duty; - For you have but mistook me all this while. - I live with bread like you, feel want, - Taste grief, need friends: subjected thus, - How can you say to me I am a king? - CARLISLE. My lord, wise men ne'er sit and wail their woes, - But presently prevent the ways to wail. - To fear the foe, since fear oppresseth strength, - Gives, in your weakness, strength unto your foe, - And so your follies fight against yourself. - Fear and be slain-no worse can come to fight; - And fight and die is death destroying death, - Where fearing dying pays death servile breath. - AUMERLE. My father hath a power; inquire of him, - And learn to make a body of a limb. - KING RICHARD. Thou chid'st me well. Proud Bolingbroke, I come - To change blows with thee for our day of doom. - This ague fit of fear is over-blown; - An easy task it is to win our own. - Say, Scroop, where lies our uncle with his power? - Speak sweetly, man, although thy looks be sour. - SCROOP. Men judge by the complexion of the sky - The state in inclination of the day; - So may you by my dull and heavy eye, - My tongue hath but a heavier tale to say. - I play the torturer, by small and small - To lengthen out the worst that must be spoken: - Your uncle York is join'd with Bolingbroke; - And all your northern castles yielded up, - And all your southern gentlemen in arms - Upon his party. - KING RICHARD. Thou hast said enough. - [To AUMERLE] Beshrew thee, cousin, which didst lead me forth - Of that sweet way I was in to despair! - What say you now? What comfort have we now? - By heaven, I'll hate him everlastingly - That bids me be of comfort any more. - Go to Flint Castle; there I'll pine away; - A king, woe's slave, shall kingly woe obey. - That power I have, discharge; and let them go - To ear the land that hath some hope to grow, - For I have none. Let no man speak again - To alter this, for counsel is but vain. - AUMERLE. My liege, one word. - KING RICHARD. He does me double wrong - That wounds me with the flatteries of his tongue. - Discharge my followers; let them hence away, - From Richard's night to Bolingbroke's fair day. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 3. -Wales. Before Flint Castle - -Enter, with drum and colours, BOLINGBROKE, YORK, NORTHUMBERLAND, -and forces - - BOLINGBROKE. So that by this intelligence we learn - The Welshmen are dispers'd; and Salisbury - Is gone to meet the King, who lately landed - With some few private friends upon this coast. - NORTHUMBERLAND. The news is very fair and good, my lord. - Richard not far from hence hath hid his head. - YORK. It would beseem the Lord Northumberland - To say 'King Richard.' Alack the heavy day - When such a sacred king should hide his head! - NORTHUMBERLAND. Your Grace mistakes; only to be brief, - Left I his title out. - YORK. The time hath been, - Would you have been so brief with him, he would - Have been so brief with you to shorten you, - For taking so the head, your whole head's length. - BOLINGBROKE. Mistake not, uncle, further than you should. - YORK. Take not, good cousin, further than you should, - Lest you mistake. The heavens are over our heads. - BOLINGBROKE. I know it, uncle; and oppose not myself - Against their will. But who comes here? - - Enter PERCY - - Welcome, Harry. What, will not this castle yield? - PIERCY. The castle royally is mann'd, my lord, - Against thy entrance. - BOLINGBROKE. Royally! - Why, it contains no king? - PERCY. Yes, my good lord, - It doth contain a king; King Richard lies - Within the limits of yon lime and stone; - And with him are the Lord Aumerle, Lord Salisbury, - Sir Stephen Scroop, besides a clergyman - Of holy reverence; who, I cannot learn. - NORTHUMBERLAND. O, belike it is the Bishop of Carlisle. - BOLINGBROKE. [To NORTHUMBERLAND] Noble lord, - Go to the rude ribs of that ancient castle; - Through brazen trumpet send the breath of parley - Into his ruin'd ears, and thus deliver: - Henry Bolingbroke - On both his knees doth kiss King Richard's hand, - And sends allegiance and true faith of heart - To his most royal person; hither come - Even at his feet to lay my arms and power, - Provided that my banishment repeal'd - And lands restor'd again be freely granted; - If not, I'll use the advantage of my power - And lay the summer's dust with showers of blood - Rain'd from the wounds of slaughtered Englishmen; - The which how far off from the mind of Bolingbroke - It is such crimson tempest should bedrench - The fresh green lap of fair King Richard's land, - My stooping duty tenderly shall show. - Go, signify as much, while here we march - Upon the grassy carpet of this plain. - [NORTHUMBERLAND advances to the Castle, with a trumpet] - Let's march without the noise of threat'ning drum, - That from this castle's tottered battlements - Our fair appointments may be well perus'd. - Methinks King Richard and myself should meet - With no less terror than the elements - Of fire and water, when their thund'ring shock - At meeting tears the cloudy cheeks of heaven. - Be he the fire, I'll be the yielding water; - The rage be his, whilst on the earth I rain - My waters-on the earth, and not on him. - March on, and mark King Richard how he looks. - - Parle without, and answer within; then a flourish. - Enter on the walls, the KING, the BISHOP OF CARLISLE, - AUMERLE, SCROOP, and SALISBURY - - See, see, King Richard doth himself appear, - As doth the blushing discontented sun - From out the fiery portal of the east, - When he perceives the envious clouds are bent - To dim his glory and to stain the track - Of his bright passage to the occident. - YORK. Yet he looks like a king. Behold, his eye, - As bright as is the eagle's, lightens forth - Controlling majesty. Alack, alack, for woe, - That any harm should stain so fair a show! - KING RICHARD. [To NORTHUMBERLAND] We are amaz'd; and thus long - have we stood - To watch the fearful bending of thy knee, - Because we thought ourself thy lawful King; - And if we be, how dare thy joints forget - To pay their awful duty to our presence? - If we be not, show us the hand of God - That hath dismiss'd us from our stewardship; - For well we know no hand of blood and bone - Can gripe the sacred handle of our sceptre, - Unless he do profane, steal, or usurp. - And though you think that all, as you have done, - Have torn their souls by turning them from us, - And we are barren and bereft of friends, - Yet know-my master, God omnipotent, - Is mustering in his clouds on our behalf - Armies of pestilence; and they shall strike - Your children yet unborn and unbegot, - That lift your vassal hands against my head - And threat the glory of my precious crown. - Tell Bolingbroke, for yon methinks he stands, - That every stride he makes upon my land - Is dangerous treason; he is come to open - The purple testament of bleeding war; - But ere the crown he looks for live in peace, - Ten thousand bloody crowns of mothers' sons - Shall ill become the flower of England's face, - Change the complexion of her maid-pale peace - To scarlet indignation, and bedew - Her pastures' grass with faithful English blood. - NORTHUMBERLAND. The King of Heaven forbid our lord the King - Should so with civil and uncivil arms - Be rush'd upon! Thy thrice noble cousin, - Harry Bolingbroke, doth humbly kiss thy hand; - And by the honourable tomb he swears - That stands upon your royal grandsire's bones, - And by the royalties of both your bloods, - Currents that spring from one most gracious head, - And by the buried hand of warlike Gaunt, - And by the worth and honour of himself, - Comprising all that may be sworn or said, - His coming hither hath no further scope - Than for his lineal royalties, and to beg - Enfranchisement immediate on his knees; - Which on thy royal party granted once, - His glittering arms he will commend to rust, - His barbed steeds to stables, and his heart - To faithful service of your Majesty. - This swears he, as he is a prince, is just; - And as I am a gentleman I credit him. - KING RICHARD. Northumberland, say thus the King returns: - His noble cousin is right welcome hither; - And all the number of his fair demands - Shall be accomplish'd without contradiction. - With all the gracious utterance thou hast - Speak to his gentle hearing kind commends. - [To AUMERLE] We do debase ourselves, cousin, do we not, - To look so poorly and to speak so fair? - Shall we call back Northumberland, and send - Defiance to the traitor, and so die? - AUMERLE. No, good my lord; let's fight with gentle words - Till time lend friends, and friends their helpful swords. - KING RICHARD. O God, O God! that e'er this tongue of mine - That laid the sentence of dread banishment - On yon proud man should take it off again - With words of sooth! O that I were as great - As is my grief, or lesser than my name! - Or that I could forget what I have been! - Or not remember what I must be now! - Swell'st thou, proud heart? I'll give thee scope to beat, - Since foes have scope to beat both thee and me. - AUMERLE. Northumberland comes back from Bolingbroke. - KING RICHARD. What must the King do now? Must he submit? - The King shall do it. Must he be depos'd? - The King shall be contented. Must he lose - The name of king? A God's name, let it go. - I'll give my jewels for a set of beads, - My gorgeous palace for a hermitage, - My gay apparel for an almsman's gown, - My figur'd goblets for a dish of wood, - My sceptre for a palmer's walking staff, - My subjects for a pair of carved saints, - And my large kingdom for a little grave, - A little little grave, an obscure grave- - Or I'll be buried in the king's high way, - Some way of common trade, where subjects' feet - May hourly trample on their sovereign's head; - For on my heart they tread now whilst I live, - And buried once, why not upon my head? - Aumerle, thou weep'st, my tender-hearted cousin! - We'll make foul weather with despised tears; - Our sighs and they shall lodge the summer corn - And make a dearth in this revolting land. - Or shall we play the wantons with our woes - And make some pretty match with shedding tears? - As thus: to drop them still upon one place - Till they have fretted us a pair of graves - Within the earth; and, therein laid-there lies - Two kinsmen digg'd their graves with weeping eyes. - Would not this ill do well? Well, well, I see - I talk but idly, and you laugh at me. - Most mighty prince, my Lord Northumberland, - What says King Bolingbroke? Will his Majesty - Give Richard leave to live till Richard die? - You make a leg, and Bolingbroke says ay. - NORTHUMBERLAND. My lord, in the base court he doth attend - To speak with you; may it please you to come down? - KING RICHARD. Down, down I come, like glist'ring Phaethon, - Wanting the manage of unruly jades. - In the base court? Base court, where kings grow base, - To come at traitors' calls, and do them grace. - In the base court? Come down? Down, court! down, king! - For night-owls shriek where mounting larks should sing. - Exeunt from above - BOLINGBROKE. What says his Majesty? - NORTHUMBERLAND. Sorrow and grief of heart - Makes him speak fondly, like a frantic man; - Yet he is come. - - Enter the KING, and his attendants, below - - BOLINGBROKE. Stand all apart, - And show fair duty to his Majesty. [He kneels down] - My gracious lord- - KING RICHARD. Fair cousin, you debase your princely knee - To make the base earth proud with kissing it. - Me rather had my heart might feel your love - Than my unpleas'd eye see your courtesy. - Up, cousin, up; your heart is up, I know, - [Touching his own head] Thus high at least, although your - knee be low. - BOLINGBROKE. My gracious lord, I come but for mine own. - KING RICHARD. Your own is yours, and I am yours, and all. - BOLINGBROKE. So far be mine, my most redoubted lord, - As my true service shall deserve your love. - KING RICHARD. Well you deserve. They well deserve to have - That know the strong'st and surest way to get. - Uncle, give me your hands; nay, dry your eyes: - Tears show their love, but want their remedies. - Cousin, I am too young to be your father, - Though you are old enough to be my heir. - What you will have, I'll give, and willing too; - For do we must what force will have us do. - Set on towards London. Cousin, is it so? - BOLINGBROKE. Yea, my good lord. - KING RICHARD. Then I must not say no. Flourish. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 4. -The DUKE OF YORK's garden - -Enter the QUEEN and two LADIES - - QUEEN. What sport shall we devise here in this garden - To drive away the heavy thought of care? - LADY. Madam, we'll play at bowls. - QUEEN. 'Twill make me think the world is full of rubs - And that my fortune runs against the bias. - LADY. Madam, we'll dance. - QUEEN. My legs can keep no measure in delight, - When my poor heart no measure keeps in grief; - Therefore no dancing, girl; some other sport. - LADY. Madam, we'll tell tales. - QUEEN. Of sorrow or of joy? - LADY. Of either, madam. - QUEEN. Of neither, girl; - For if of joy, being altogether wanting, - It doth remember me the more of sorrow; - Or if of grief, being altogether had, - It adds more sorrow to my want of joy; - For what I have I need not to repeat, - And what I want it boots not to complain. - LADY. Madam, I'll sing. - QUEEN. 'Tis well' that thou hast cause; - But thou shouldst please me better wouldst thou weep. - LADY. I could weep, madam, would it do you good. - QUEEN. And I could sing, would weeping do me good, - And never borrow any tear of thee. - - Enter a GARDENER and two SERVANTS - - But stay, here come the gardeners. - Let's step into the shadow of these trees. - My wretchedness unto a row of pins, - They will talk of state, for every one doth so - Against a change: woe is forerun with woe. - [QUEEN and LADIES retire] - GARDENER. Go, bind thou up yon dangling apricocks, - Which, like unruly children, make their sire - Stoop with oppression of their prodigal weight; - Give some supportance to the bending twigs. - Go thou, and Eke an executioner - Cut off the heads of too fast growing sprays - That look too lofty in our commonwealth: - All must be even in our government. - You thus employ'd, I will go root away - The noisome weeds which without profit suck - The soil's fertility from wholesome flowers. - SERVANT. Why should we, in the compass of a pale, - Keep law and form and due proportion, - Showing, as in a model, our firm estate, - When our sea-walled garden, the whole land, - Is full of weeds; her fairest flowers chok'd up, - Her fruit trees all unprun'd, her hedges ruin'd, - Her knots disordered, and her wholesome herbs - Swarming with caterpillars? - GARDENER. Hold thy peace. - He that hath suffer'd this disorder'd spring - Hath now himself met with the fall of leaf; - The weeds which his broad-spreading leaves did shelter, - That seem'd in eating him to hold him up, - Are pluck'd up root and all by Bolingbroke- - I mean the Earl of Wiltshire, Bushy, Green. - SERVANT. What, are they dead? - GARDENER. They are; and Bolingbroke - Hath seiz'd the wasteful King. O, what pity is it - That he had not so trimm'd and dress'd his land - As we this garden! We at time of year - Do wound the bark, the skin of our fruit trees, - Lest, being over-proud in sap and blood, - With too much riches it confound itself; - Had he done so to great and growing men, - They might have Ev'd to bear, and he to taste - Their fruits of duty. Superfluous branches - We lop away, that bearing boughs may live; - Had he done so, himself had home the crown, - Which waste of idle hours hath quite thrown down. - SERVANT. What, think you the King shall be deposed? - GARDENER. Depress'd he is already, and depos'd - 'Tis doubt he will be. Letters came last night - To a dear friend of the good Duke of York's - That tell black tidings. - QUEEN. O, I am press'd to death through want of speaking! - [Coming forward] - Thou, old Adam's likeness, set to dress this garden, - How dares thy harsh rude tongue sound this unpleasing news? - What Eve, what serpent, hath suggested the - To make a second fall of cursed man? - Why dost thou say King Richard is depos'd? - Dar'st thou, thou little better thing than earth, - Divine his downfall? Say, where, when, and how, - Cam'st thou by this ill tidings? Speak, thou wretch. - GARDENER. Pardon me, madam; little joy have - To breathe this news; yet what I say is true. - King Richard, he is in the mighty hold - Of Bolingbroke. Their fortunes both are weigh'd. - In your lord's scale is nothing but himself, - And some few vanities that make him light; - But in the balance of great Bolingbroke, - Besides himself, are all the English peers, - And with that odds he weighs King Richard down. - Post you to London, and you will find it so; - I speak no more than every one doth know. - QUEEN. Nimble mischance, that art so light of foot, - Doth not thy embassage belong to me, - And am I last that knows it? O, thou thinkest - To serve me last, that I may longest keep - Thy sorrow in my breast. Come, ladies, go - To meet at London London's King in woe. - What, was I born to this, that my sad look - Should grace the triumph of great Bolingbroke? - Gard'ner, for telling me these news of woe, - Pray God the plants thou graft'st may never grow! - Exeunt QUEEN and LADIES - GARDENER. Poor Queen, so that thy state might be no worse, - I would my skill were subject to thy curse. - Here did she fall a tear; here in this place - I'll set a bank of rue, sour herb of grace. - Rue, even for ruth, here shortly shall be seen, - In the remembrance of a weeping queen. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE 1. -Westminster Hall - -Enter, as to the Parliament, BOLINGBROKE, AUMERLE, NORTHUMBERLAND, PERCY, -FITZWATER, SURREY, the BISHOP OF CARLISLE, the ABBOT OF WESTMINSTER, -and others; HERALD, OFFICERS, and BAGOT - - BOLINGBROKE. Call forth Bagot. - Now, Bagot, freely speak thy mind- - What thou dost know of noble Gloucester's death; - Who wrought it with the King, and who perform'd - The bloody office of his timeless end. - BAGOT. Then set before my face the Lord Aumerle. - BOLINGBROKE. Cousin, stand forth, and look upon that man. - BAGOT. My Lord Aumerle, I know your daring tongue - Scorns to unsay what once it hath deliver'd. - In that dead time when Gloucester's death was plotted - I heard you say 'Is not my arm of length, - That reacheth from the restful English Court - As far as Calais, to mine uncle's head?' - Amongst much other talk that very time - I heard you say that you had rather refuse - The offer of an hundred thousand crowns - Than Bolingbroke's return to England; - Adding withal, how blest this land would be - In this your cousin's death. - AUMERLE. Princes, and noble lords, - What answer shall I make to this base man? - Shall I so much dishonour my fair stars - On equal terms to give him chastisement? - Either I must, or have mine honour soil'd - With the attainder of his slanderous lips. - There is my gage, the manual seal of death - That marks thee out for hell. I say thou liest, - And will maintain what thou hast said is false - In thy heart-blood, through being all too base - To stain the temper of my knightly sword. - BOLINGBROKE. Bagot, forbear; thou shalt not take it up. - AUMERLE. Excepting one, I would he were the best - In all this presence that hath mov'd me so. - FITZWATER. If that thy valour stand on sympathy, - There is my gage, Aumerle, in gage to thine. - By that fair sun which shows me where thou stand'st, - I heard thee say, and vauntingly thou spak'st it, - That thou wert cause of noble Gloucester's death. - If thou deniest it twenty times, thou liest; - And I will turn thy falsehood to thy heart, - Where it was forged, with my rapier's point. - AUMERLE. Thou dar'st not, coward, live to see that day. - FITZWATER. Now, by my soul, I would it were this hour. - AUMERLE. Fitzwater, thou art damn'd to hell for this. - PERCY. Aumerle, thou liest; his honour is as true - In this appeal as thou art an unjust; - And that thou art so, there I throw my gage, - To prove it on thee to the extremest point - Of mortal breathing. Seize it, if thou dar'st. - AUMERLE. An if I do not, may my hands rot of - And never brandish more revengeful steel - Over the glittering helmet of my foe! - ANOTHER LORD. I task the earth to the like, forsworn Aumerle; - And spur thee on with fun as many lies - As may be halloa'd in thy treacherous ear - From sun to sun. There is my honour's pawn; - Engage it to the trial, if thou darest. - AUMERLE. Who sets me else? By heaven, I'll throw at all! - I have a thousand spirits in one breast - To answer twenty thousand such as you. - SURREY. My Lord Fitzwater, I do remember well - The very time Aumerle and you did talk. - FITZWATER. 'Tis very true; you were in presence then, - And you can witness with me this is true. - SURREY. As false, by heaven, as heaven itself is true. - FITZWATER. Surrey, thou liest. - SURREY. Dishonourable boy! - That lie shall lie so heavy on my sword - That it shall render vengeance and revenge - Till thou the lie-giver and that lie do he - In earth as quiet as thy father's skull. - In proof whereof, there is my honour's pawn; - Engage it to the trial, if thou dar'st. - FITZWATER. How fondly dost thou spur a forward horse! - If I dare eat, or drink, or breathe, or live, - I dare meet Surrey in a wilderness, - And spit upon him whilst I say he lies, - And lies, and lies. There is my bond of faith, - To tie thee to my strong correction. - As I intend to thrive in this new world, - Aumerle is guilty of my true appeal. - Besides, I heard the banish'd Norfolk say - That thou, Aumerle, didst send two of thy men - To execute the noble Duke at Calais. - AUMERLE. Some honest Christian trust me with a gage - That Norfolk lies. Here do I throw down this, - If he may be repeal'd to try his honour. - BOLINGBROKE. These differences shall all rest under gage - Till Norfolk be repeal'd-repeal'd he shall be - And, though mine enemy, restor'd again - To all his lands and signories. When he is return'd, - Against Aumerle we will enforce his trial. - CARLISLE. That honourable day shall never be seen. - Many a time hath banish'd Norfolk fought - For Jesu Christ in glorious Christian field, - Streaming the ensign of the Christian cross - Against black pagans, Turks, and Saracens; - And, toil'd with works of war, retir'd himself - To Italy; and there, at Venice, gave - His body to that pleasant country's earth, - And his pure soul unto his captain, Christ, - Under whose colours he had fought so long. - BOLINGBROKE. Why, Bishop, is Norfolk dead? - CARLISLE. As surely as I live, my lord. - BOLINGBROKE. Sweet peace conduct his sweet soul to the bosom - Of good old Abraham! Lords appellants, - Your differences shall all rest under gage - Till we assign you to your days of trial - - Enter YORK, attended - - YORK. Great Duke of Lancaster, I come to the - From plume-pluck'd Richard, who with willing soul - Adopts thee heir, and his high sceptre yields - To the possession of thy royal hand. - Ascend his throne, descending now from him- - And long live Henry, fourth of that name! - BOLINGBROKE. In God's name, I'll ascend the regal throne. - CARLISLE. Marry, God forbid! - Worst in this royal presence may I speak, - Yet best beseeming me to speak the truth. - Would God that any in this noble presence - Were enough noble to be upright judge - Of noble Richard! Then true noblesse would - Learn him forbearance from so foul a wrong. - What subject can give sentence on his king? - And who sits here that is not Richard's subject? - Thieves are not judg'd but they are by to hear, - Although apparent guilt be seen in them; - And shall the figure of God's majesty, - His captain, steward, deputy elect, - Anointed, crowned, planted many years, - Be judg'd by subject and inferior breath, - And he himself not present? O, forfend it, God, - That in a Christian climate souls refin'd - Should show so heinous, black, obscene a deed! - I speak to subjects, and a subject speaks, - Stirr'd up by God, thus boldly for his king. - My Lord of Hereford here, whom you call king, - Is a foul traitor to proud Hereford's king; - And if you crown him, let me prophesy- - The blood of English shall manure the ground, - And future ages groan for this foul act; - Peace shall go sleep with Turks and infidels, - And in this seat of peace tumultuous wars - Shall kin with kin and kind with kind confound; - Disorder, horror, fear, and mutiny, - Shall here inhabit, and this land be call'd - The field of Golgotha and dead men's skulls. - O, if you raise this house against this house, - It will the woefullest division prove - That ever fell upon this cursed earth. - Prevent it, resist it, let it not be so, - Lest child, child's children, cry against you woe. - NORTHUMBERLAND. Well have you argued, sir; and, for your pains, - Of capital treason we arrest you here. - My Lord of Westminster, be it your charge - To keep him safely till his day of trial. - May it please you, lords, to grant the commons' suit? - BOLINGBROKE. Fetch hither Richard, that in common view - He may surrender; so we shall proceed - Without suspicion. - YORK. I will be his conduct. Exit - BOLINGBROKE. Lords, you that here are under our arrest, - Procure your sureties for your days of answer. - Little are we beholding to your love, - And little look'd for at your helping hands. - - Re-enter YORK, with KING RICHARD, and OFFICERS - bearing the regalia - - KING RICHARD. Alack, why am I sent for to a king, - Before I have shook off the regal thoughts - Wherewith I reign'd? I hardly yet have learn'd - To insinuate, flatter, bow, and bend my knee. - Give sorrow leave awhile to tutor me - To this submission. Yet I well remember - The favours of these men. Were they not mine? - Did they not sometime cry 'All hail!' to me? - So Judas did to Christ; but he, in twelve, - Found truth in all but one; I, in twelve thousand, none. - God save the King! Will no man say amen? - Am I both priest and clerk? Well then, amen. - God save the King! although I be not he; - And yet, amen, if heaven do think him me. - To do what service am I sent for hither? - YORK. To do that office of thine own good will - Which tired majesty did make thee offer- - The resignation of thy state and crown - To Henry Bolingbroke. - KING RICHARD. Give me the crown. Here, cousin, seize the crown. - Here, cousin, - On this side my hand, and on that side thine. - Now is this golden crown like a deep well - That owes two buckets, filling one another; - The emptier ever dancing in the air, - The other down, unseen, and full of water. - That bucket down and fun of tears am I, - Drinking my griefs, whilst you mount up on high. - BOLINGBROKE. I thought you had been willing to resign. - KING RICHARD. My crown I am; but still my griefs are mine. - You may my glories and my state depose, - But not my griefs; still am I king of those. - BOLINGBROKE. Part of your cares you give me with your crown. - KING RICHARD. Your cares set up do not pluck my cares down. - My care is loss of care, by old care done; - Your care is gain of care, by new care won. - The cares I give I have, though given away; - They tend the crown, yet still with me they stay. - BOLINGBROKE. Are you contented to resign the crown? - KING RICHARD. Ay, no; no, ay; for I must nothing be; - Therefore no no, for I resign to thee. - Now mark me how I will undo myself: - I give this heavy weight from off my head, - And this unwieldy sceptre from my hand, - The pride of kingly sway from out my heart; - With mine own tears I wash away my balm, - With mine own hands I give away my crown, - With mine own tongue deny my sacred state, - With mine own breath release all duteous oaths; - All pomp and majesty I do forswear; - My manors, rents, revenues, I forgo; - My acts, decrees, and statutes, I deny. - God pardon all oaths that are broke to me! - God keep all vows unbroke are made to thee! - Make me, that nothing have, with nothing griev'd, - And thou with all pleas'd, that hast an achiev'd. - Long mayst thou live in Richard's seat to sit, - And soon lie Richard in an earthly pit. - God save King Henry, unking'd Richard says, - And send him many years of sunshine days! - What more remains? - NORTHUMBERLAND. No more; but that you read - These accusations, and these grievous crimes - Committed by your person and your followers - Against the state and profit of this land; - That, by confessing them, the souls of men - May deem that you are worthily depos'd. - KING RICHARD. Must I do so? And must I ravel out - My weav'd-up follies? Gentle Northumberland, - If thy offences were upon record, - Would it not shame thee in so fair a troop - To read a lecture of them? If thou wouldst, - There shouldst thou find one heinous article, - Containing the deposing of a king - And cracking the strong warrant of an oath, - Mark'd with a blot, damn'd in the book of heaven. - Nay, all of you that stand and look upon me - Whilst that my wretchedness doth bait myself, - Though some of you, with Pilate, wash your hands, - Showing an outward pity-yet you Pilates - Have here deliver'd me to my sour cross, - And water cannot wash away your sin. - NORTHUMBERLAND. My lord, dispatch; read o'er these - articles. - KING RICHARD. Mine eyes are full of tears; I cannot see. - And yet salt water blinds them not so much - But they can see a sort of traitors here. - Nay, if I turn mine eyes upon myself, - I find myself a traitor with the rest; - For I have given here my soul's consent - T'undeck the pompous body of a king; - Made glory base, and sovereignty a slave, - Proud majesty a subject, state a peasant. - NORTHUMBERLAND. My lord- - KING RICHARD. No lord of thine, thou haught insulting man, - Nor no man's lord; I have no name, no tide- - No, not that name was given me at the font- - But 'tis usurp'd. Alack the heavy day, - That I have worn so many winters out, - And know not now what name to call myself! - O that I were a mockery king of snow, - Standing before the sun of Bolingbroke - To melt myself away in water drops! - Good king, great king, and yet not greatly good, - An if my word be sterling yet in England, - Let it command a mirror hither straight, - That it may show me what a face I have - Since it is bankrupt of his majesty. - BOLINGBROKE. Go some of you and fetch a looking-glass. - Exit an attendant - NORTHUMBERLAND. Read o'er this paper while the glass doth come. - KING RICHARD. Fiend, thou torments me ere I come to hell. - BOLINGBROKE. Urge it no more, my Lord Northumberland. - NORTHUMBERLAND. The Commons will not, then, be satisfied. - KING RICHARD. They shall be satisfied. I'll read enough, - When I do see the very book indeed - Where all my sins are writ, and that's myself. - - Re-enter attendant with glass - - Give me that glass, and therein will I read. - No deeper wrinkles yet? Hath sorrow struck - So many blows upon this face of mine - And made no deeper wounds? O flatt'ring glass, - Like to my followers in prosperity, - Thou dost beguile me! Was this face the face - That every day under his household roof - Did keep ten thousand men? Was this the face - That like the sun did make beholders wink? - Is this the face which fac'd so many follies - That was at last out-fac'd by Bolingbroke? - A brittle glory shineth in this face; - As brittle as the glory is the face; - [Dashes the glass against the ground] - For there it is, crack'd in a hundred shivers. - Mark, silent king, the moral of this sport- - How soon my sorrow hath destroy'd my face. - BOLINGBROKE. The shadow of your sorrow hath destroy'd - The shadow of your face. - KING RICHARD. Say that again. - The shadow of my sorrow? Ha! let's see. - 'Tis very true: my grief lies all within; - And these external manner of laments - Are merely shadows to the unseen grief - That swells with silence in the tortur'd soul. - There lies the substance; and I thank thee, king, - For thy great bounty, that not only giv'st - Me cause to wail, but teachest me the way - How to lament the cause. I'll beg one boon, - And then be gone and trouble you no more. - Shall I obtain it? - BOLINGBROKE. Name it, fair cousin. - KING RICHARD. Fair cousin! I am greater than a king; - For when I was a king, my flatterers - Were then but subjects; being now a subject, - I have a king here to my flatterer. - Being so great, I have no need to beg. - BOLINGBROKE. Yet ask. - KING RICHARD. And shall I have? - BOLINGBROKE. You shall. - KING RICHARD. Then give me leave to go. - BOLINGBROKE. Whither? - KING RICHARD. Whither you will, so I were from your sights. - BOLINGBROKE. Go, some of you convey him to the Tower. - KING RICHARD. O, good! Convey! Conveyers are you all, - That rise thus nimbly by a true king's fall. - Exeunt KING RICHARD, some Lords and a Guard - BOLINGBROKE. On Wednesday next we solemnly set down - Our coronation. Lords, prepare yourselves. - Exeunt all but the ABBOT OF WESTMINSTER, the - BISHOP OF CARLISLE, and AUMERLE - ABBOT. A woeful pageant have we here beheld. - CARLISLE. The woe's to come; the children yet unborn - Shall feel this day as sharp to them as thorn. - AUMERLE. You holy clergymen, is there no plot - To rid the realm of this pernicious blot? - ABBOT. My lord, - Before I freely speak my mind herein, - You shall not only take the sacrament - To bury mine intents, but also to effect - Whatever I shall happen to devise. - I see your brows are full of discontent, - Your hearts of sorrow, and your eyes of tears. - Come home with me to supper; I will lay - A plot shall show us all a merry day. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE 1. -London. A street leading to the Tower - -Enter the QUEEN, with her attendants - - QUEEN. This way the King will come; this is the way - To Julius Caesar's ill-erected tower, - To whose flint bosom my condemned lord - Is doom'd a prisoner by proud Bolingbroke. - Here let us rest, if this rebellious earth - Have any resting for her true King's queen. - - Enter KING RICHARD and Guard - - But soft, but see, or rather do not see, - My fair rose wither. Yet look up, behold, - That you in pity may dissolve to dew, - And wash him fresh again with true-love tears. - Ah, thou, the model where old Troy did stand; - Thou map of honour, thou King Richard's tomb, - And not King Richard; thou most beauteous inn, - Why should hard-favour'd grief be lodg'd in thee, - When triumph is become an alehouse guest? - KING RICHARD. Join not with grief, fair woman, do not so, - To make my end too sudden. Learn, good soul, - To think our former state a happy dream; - From which awak'd, the truth of what we are - Shows us but this: I am sworn brother, sweet, - To grim Necessity; and he and - Will keep a league till death. Hie thee to France, - And cloister thee in some religious house. - Our holy lives must win a new world's crown, - Which our profane hours here have thrown down. - QUEEN. What, is my Richard both in shape and mind - Transform'd and weak'ned? Hath Bolingbroke depos'd - Thine intellect? Hath he been in thy heart? - The lion dying thrusteth forth his paw - And wounds the earth, if nothing else, with rage - To be o'erpow'r'd; and wilt thou, pupil-like, - Take the correction mildly, kiss the rod, - And fawn on rage with base humility, - Which art a lion and the king of beasts? - KING RICHARD. A king of beasts, indeed! If aught but beasts, - I had been still a happy king of men. - Good sometimes queen, prepare thee hence for France. - Think I am dead, and that even here thou takest, - As from my death-bed, thy last living leave. - In winter's tedious nights sit by the fire - With good old folks, and let them tell thee tales - Of woeful ages long ago betid; - And ere thou bid good night, to quit their griefs - Tell thou the lamentable tale of me, - And send the hearers weeping to their beds; - For why, the senseless brands will sympathize - The heavy accent of thy moving tongue, - And in compassion weep the fire out; - And some will mourn in ashes, some coal-black, - For the deposing of a rightful king. - - Enter NORTHUMBERLAND attended - - NORTHUMBERLAND. My lord, the mind of Bolingbroke is chang'd; - You must to Pomfret, not unto the Tower. - And, madam, there is order ta'en for you: - With all swift speed you must away to France. - KING RICHARD. Northumberland, thou ladder wherewithal - The mounting Bolingbroke ascends my throne, - The time shall not be many hours of age - More than it is, ere foul sin gathering head - Shall break into corruption. Thou shalt think - Though he divide the realm and give thee half - It is too little, helping him to all; - And he shall think that thou, which knowest the way - To plant unrightful kings, wilt know again, - Being ne'er so little urg'd, another way - To pluck him headlong from the usurped throne. - The love of wicked men converts to fear; - That fear to hate; and hate turns one or both - To worthy danger and deserved death. - NORTHUMBERLAND. My guilt be on my head, and there an end. - Take leave, and part; for you must part forthwith. - KING RICHARD. Doubly divorc'd! Bad men, you violate - A twofold marriage-'twixt my crown and me, - And then betwixt me and my married wife. - Let me unkiss the oath 'twixt thee and me; - And yet not so, for with a kiss 'twas made. - Part us, Northumberland; I towards the north, - Where shivering cold and sickness pines the clime; - My wife to France, from whence set forth in pomp, - She came adorned hither like sweet May, - Sent back like Hallowmas or short'st of day. - QUEEN. And must we be divided? Must we part? - KING RICHARD. Ay, hand from hand, my love, and heart from heart. - QUEEN. Banish us both, and send the King with me. - NORTHUMBERLAND. That were some love, but little policy. - QUEEN. Then whither he goes thither let me go. - KING RICHARD. So two, together weeping, make one woe. - Weep thou for me in France, I for thee here; - Better far off than near, be ne'er the near. - Go, count thy way with sighs; I mine with groans. - QUEEN. So longest way shall have the longest moans. - KING RICHARD. Twice for one step I'll groan, the way being short, - And piece the way out with a heavy heart. - Come, come, in wooing sorrow let's be brief, - Since, wedding it, there is such length in grief. - One kiss shall stop our mouths, and dumbly part; - Thus give I mine, and thus take I thy heart. - QUEEN. Give me mine own again; 'twere no good part - To take on me to keep and kill thy heart. - So, now I have mine own again, be gone. - That I may strive to kill it with a groan. - KING RICHARD. We make woe wanton with this fond delay. - Once more, adieu; the rest let sorrow say. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 2. -The DUKE OF YORK's palace - -Enter the DUKE OF YORK and the DUCHESS - - DUCHESS. My Lord, you told me you would tell the rest, - When weeping made you break the story off, - Of our two cousins' coming into London. - YORK. Where did I leave? - DUCHESS. At that sad stop, my lord, - Where rude misgoverned hands from windows' tops - Threw dust and rubbish on King Richard's head. - YORK. Then, as I said, the Duke, great Bolingbroke, - Mounted upon a hot and fiery steed - Which his aspiring rider seem'd to know, - With slow but stately pace kept on his course, - Whilst all tongues cried 'God save thee, Bolingbroke!' - You would have thought the very windows spake, - So many greedy looks of young and old - Through casements darted their desiring eyes - Upon his visage; and that all the walls - With painted imagery had said at once - 'Jesu preserve thee! Welcome, Bolingbroke!' - Whilst he, from the one side to the other turning, - Bareheaded, lower than his proud steed's neck, - Bespake them thus, 'I thank you, countrymen.' - And thus still doing, thus he pass'd along. - DUCHESS. Alack, poor Richard! where rode he the whilst? - YORK. As in a theatre the eyes of men - After a well-grac'd actor leaves the stage - Are idly bent on him that enters next, - Thinking his prattle to be tedious; - Even so, or with much more contempt, men's eyes - Did scowl on gentle Richard; no man cried 'God save him!' - No joyful tongue gave him his welcome home; - But dust was thrown upon his sacred head; - Which with such gentle sorrow he shook off, - His face still combating with tears and smiles, - The badges of his grief and patience, - That had not God, for some strong purpose, steel'd - The hearts of men, they must perforce have melted, - And barbarism itself have pitied him. - But heaven hath a hand in these events, - To whose high will we bound our calm contents. - To Bolingbroke are we sworn subjects now, - Whose state and honour I for aye allow. - DUCHESS. Here comes my son Aumerle. - YORK. Aumerle that was - But that is lost for being Richard's friend, - And madam, you must call him Rudand now. - I am in Parliament pledge for his truth - And lasting fealty to the new-made king. - - Enter AUMERLE - - DUCHESS. Welcome, my son. Who are the violets now - That strew the green lap of the new come spring? - AUMERLE. Madam, I know not, nor I greatly care not. - God knows I had as lief be none as one. - YORK. Well, bear you well in this new spring of time, - Lest you be cropp'd before you come to prime. - What news from Oxford? Do these justs and triumphs hold? - AUMERLE. For aught I know, my lord, they do. - YORK. You will be there, I know. - AUMERLE. If God prevent not, I purpose so. - YORK. What seal is that that without thy bosom? - Yea, look'st thou pale? Let me see the writing. - AUMERLE. My lord, 'tis nothing. - YORK. No matter, then, who see it. - I will be satisfied; let me see the writing. - AUMERLE. I do beseech your Grace to pardon me; - It is a matter of small consequence - Which for some reasons I would not have seen. - YORK. Which for some reasons, sir, I mean to see. - I fear, I fear- - DUCHESS. What should you fear? - 'Tis nothing but some bond that he is ent'red into - For gay apparel 'gainst the triumph-day. - YORK. Bound to himself! What doth he with a bond - That he is bound to? Wife, thou art a fool. - Boy, let me see the writing. - AUMERLE. I do beseech you, pardon me; I may not show it. - YORK. I will be satisfied; let me see it, I say. - [He plucks it out of his bosom, and reads it] - Treason, foul treason! Villain! traitor! slave! - DUCHESS. What is the matter, my lord? - YORK. Ho! who is within there? - - Enter a servant - - Saddle my horse. - God for his mercy, what treachery is here! - DUCHESS. Why, York, what is it, my lord? - YORK. Give me my boots, I say; saddle my horse. - Exit servant - Now, by mine honour, by my life, my troth, - I will appeach the villain. - DUCHESS. What is the matter? - YORK. Peace, foolish woman. - DUCHESS. I will not peace. What is the matter, Aumerle? - AUMERLE. Good mother, be content; it is no more - Than my poor life must answer. - DUCHESS. Thy life answer! - YORK. Bring me my boots. I will unto the King. - - His man enters with his boots - - DUCHESS. Strike him, Aumerle. Poor boy, thou art amaz'd. - Hence, villain! never more come in my sight. - YORK. Give me my boots, I say. - DUCHESS. Why, York, what wilt thou do? - Wilt thou not hide the trespass of thine own? - Have we more sons? or are we like to have? - Is not my teeming date drunk up with time? - And wilt thou pluck my fair son from mine age - And rob me of a happy mother's name? - Is he not like thee? Is he not thine own? - YORK. Thou fond mad woman, - Wilt thou conceal this dark conspiracy? - A dozen of them here have ta'en the sacrament, - And interchangeably set down their hands - To kill the King at Oxford. - DUCHESS. He shall be none; - We'll keep him here. Then what is that to him? - YORK. Away, fond woman! were he twenty times my son - I would appeach him. - DUCHESS. Hadst thou groan'd for him - As I have done, thou wouldst be more pitiful. - But now I know thy mind: thou dost suspect - That I have been disloyal to thy bed - And that he is a bastard, not thy son. - Sweet York, sweet husband, be not of that mind. - He is as like thee as a man may be - Not like to me, or any of my kin, - And yet I love him. - YORK. Make way, unruly woman! Exit - DUCHESS. After, Aumerle! Mount thee upon his horse; - Spur post, and get before him to the King, - And beg thy pardon ere he do accuse thee. - I'll not be long behind; though I be old, - I doubt not but to ride as fast as York; - And never will I rise up from the ground - Till Bolingbroke have pardon'd thee. Away, be gone. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 3. -Windsor Castle - -Enter BOLINGBROKE as King, PERCY, and other LORDS - - BOLINGBROKE. Can no man tell me of my unthrifty son? - 'Tis full three months since I did see him last. - If any plague hang over us, 'tis he. - I would to God, my lords, he might be found. - Inquire at London, 'mongst the taverns there, - For there, they say, he daily doth frequent - With unrestrained loose companions, - Even such, they say, as stand in narrow lanes - And beat our watch and rob our passengers, - Which he, young wanton and effeminate boy, - Takes on the point of honour to support - So dissolute a crew. - PERCY. My lord, some two days since I saw the Prince, - And told him of those triumphs held at Oxford. - BOLINGBROKE. And what said the gallant? - PERCY. His answer was, he would unto the stews, - And from the common'st creature pluck a glove - And wear it as a favour; and with that - He would unhorse the lustiest challenger. - BOLINGBROKE. As dissolute as desperate; yet through both - I see some sparks of better hope, which elder years - May happily bring forth. But who comes here? - - Enter AUMERLE amazed - - AUMERLE. Where is the King? - BOLINGBROKE. What means our cousin that he stares and looks - So wildly? - AUMERLE. God save your Grace! I do beseech your Majesty, - To have some conference with your Grace alone. - BOLINGBROKE. Withdraw yourselves, and leave us here alone. - Exeunt PERCY and LORDS - What is the matter with our cousin now? - AUMERLE. For ever may my knees grow to the earth, - [Kneels] - My tongue cleave to my roof within my mouth, - Unless a pardon ere I rise or speak. - BOLINGBROKE. Intended or committed was this fault? - If on the first, how heinous e'er it be, - To win thy after-love I pardon thee. - AUMERLE. Then give me leave that I may turn the key, - That no man enter till my tale be done. - BOLINGBROKE. Have thy desire. - [The DUKE OF YORK knocks at the door and crieth] - YORK. [Within] My liege, beware; look to thyself; - Thou hast a traitor in thy presence there. - BOLINGBROKE. [Drawing] Villain, I'll make thee safe. - AUMERLE. Stay thy revengeful hand; thou hast no cause to fear. - YORK. [Within] Open the door, secure, foolhardy King. - Shall I, for love, speak treason to thy face? - Open the door, or I will break it open. - - Enter YORK - - BOLINGBROKE. What is the matter, uncle? Speak; - Recover breath; tell us how near is danger, - That we may arm us to encounter it. - YORK. Peruse this writing here, and thou shalt know - The treason that my haste forbids me show. - AUMERLE. Remember, as thou read'st, thy promise pass'd. - I do repent me; read not my name there; - My heart is not confederate with my hand. - YORK. It was, villain, ere thy hand did set it down. - I tore it from the traitor's bosom, King; - Fear, and not love, begets his penitence. - Forget to pity him, lest thy pity prove - A serpent that will sting thee to the heart. - BOLINGBROKE. O heinous, strong, and bold conspiracy! - O loyal father of a treacherous son! - Thou sheer, immaculate, and silver fountain, - From whence this stream through muddy passages - Hath held his current and defil'd himself! - Thy overflow of good converts to bad; - And thy abundant goodness shall excuse - This deadly blot in thy digressing son. - YORK. So shall my virtue be his vice's bawd; - And he shall spend mine honour with his shame, - As thriftless sons their scraping fathers' gold. - Mine honour lives when his dishonour dies, - Or my sham'd life in his dishonour lies. - Thou kill'st me in his life; giving him breath, - The traitor lives, the true man's put to death. - DUCHESS. [Within] I What ho, my liege, for God's sake, let me in. - BOLINGBROKE. What shrill-voic'd suppliant makes this eager cry? - DUCHESS. [Within] A woman, and thine aunt, great King; 'tis I. - Speak with me, pity me, open the door. - A beggar begs that never begg'd before. - BOLINGBROKE. Our scene is alt'red from a serious thing, - And now chang'd to 'The Beggar and the King.' - My dangerous cousin, let your mother in. - I know she is come to pray for your foul sin. - YORK. If thou do pardon whosoever pray, - More sins for this forgiveness prosper may. - This fest'red joint cut off, the rest rest sound; - This let alone will all the rest confound. - - Enter DUCHESS - - DUCHESS. O King, believe not this hard-hearted man! - Love loving not itself, none other can. - YORK. Thou frantic woman, what dost thou make here? - Shall thy old dugs once more a traitor rear? - DUCHESS. Sweet York, be patient. Hear me, gentle liege. - [Kneels] - BOLINGBROKE. Rise up, good aunt. - DUCHESS. Not yet, I thee beseech. - For ever will I walk upon my knees, - And never see day that the happy sees - Till thou give joy; until thou bid me joy - By pardoning Rutland, my transgressing boy. - AUMERLE. Unto my mother's prayers I bend my knee. - [Kneels] - YORK. Against them both, my true joints bended be. - [Kneels] - Ill mayst thou thrive, if thou grant any grace! - DUCHESS. Pleads he in earnest? Look upon his face; - His eyes do drop no tears, his prayers are in jest; - His words come from his mouth, ours from our breast. - He prays but faintly and would be denied; - We pray with heart and soul, and all beside. - His weary joints would gladly rise, I know; - Our knees still kneel till to the ground they grow. - His prayers are full of false hypocrisy; - Ours of true zeal and deep integrity. - Our prayers do out-pray his; then let them have - That mercy which true prayer ought to have. - BOLINGBROKE. Good aunt, stand up. - DUCHESS. do not say 'stand up'; - Say 'pardon' first, and afterwards 'stand up.' - An if I were thy nurse, thy tongue to teach, - 'Pardon' should be the first word of thy speech. - I never long'd to hear a word till now; - Say 'pardon,' King; let pity teach thee how. - The word is short, but not so short as sweet; - No word like 'pardon' for kings' mouths so meet. - YORK. Speak it in French, King, say 'pardonne moy.' - DUCHESS. Dost thou teach pardon pardon to destroy? - Ah, my sour husband, my hard-hearted lord, - That sets the word itself against the word! - Speak 'pardon' as 'tis current in our land; - The chopping French we do not understand. - Thine eye begins to speak, set thy tongue there; - Or in thy piteous heart plant thou thine ear, - That hearing how our plaints and prayers do pierce, - Pity may move thee 'pardon' to rehearse. - BOLINGBROKE. Good aunt, stand up. - DUCHESS. I do not sue to stand; - Pardon is all the suit I have in hand. - BOLINGBROKE. I pardon him, as God shall pardon me. - DUCHESS. O happy vantage of a kneeling knee! - Yet am I sick for fear. Speak it again. - Twice saying 'pardon' doth not pardon twain, - But makes one pardon strong. - BOLINGBROKE. With all my heart - I pardon him. - DUCHESS. A god on earth thou art. - BOLINGBROKE. But for our trusty brother-in-law and the Abbot, - With all the rest of that consorted crew, - Destruction straight shall dog them at the heels. - Good uncle, help to order several powers - To Oxford, or where'er these traitors are. - They shall not live within this world, I swear, - But I will have them, if I once know where. - Uncle, farewell; and, cousin, adieu; - Your mother well hath pray'd, and prove you true. - DUCHESS. Come, my old son; I pray God make thee new. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 4. -Windsor Castle - -Enter SIR PIERCE OF EXTON and a servant - - EXTON. Didst thou not mark the King, what words he spake? - 'Have I no friend will rid me of this living fear?' - Was it not so? - SERVANT. These were his very words. - EXTON. 'Have I no friend?' quoth he. He spake it twice - And urg'd it twice together, did he not? - SERVANT. He did. - EXTON. And, speaking it, he wishtly look'd on me, - As who should say 'I would thou wert the man - That would divorce this terror from my heart'; - Meaning the King at Pomfret. Come, let's go. - I am the King's friend, and will rid his foe. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 5. -Pomfret Castle. The dungeon of the Castle - -Enter KING RICHARD - - KING RICHARD. I have been studying how I may compare - This prison where I live unto the world - And, for because the world is populous - And here is not a creature but myself, - I cannot do it. Yet I'll hammer it out. - My brain I'll prove the female to my soul, - My soul the father; and these two beget - A generation of still-breeding thoughts, - And these same thoughts people this little world, - In humours like the people of this world, - For no thought is contented. The better sort, - As thoughts of things divine, are intermix'd - With scruples, and do set the word itself - Against the word, - As thus: 'Come, little ones'; and then again, - 'It is as hard to come as for a camel - To thread the postern of a small needle's eye.' - Thoughts tending to ambition, they do plot - Unlikely wonders: how these vain weak nails - May tear a passage through the flinty ribs - Of this hard world, my ragged prison walls; - And, for they cannot, die in their own pride. - Thoughts tending to content flatter themselves - That they are not the first of fortune's slaves, - Nor shall not be the last; like silly beggars - Who, sitting in the stocks, refuge their shame, - That many have and others must sit there; - And in this thought they find a kind of ease, - Bearing their own misfortunes on the back - Of such as have before endur'd the like. - Thus play I in one person many people, - And none contented. Sometimes am I king; - Then treasons make me wish myself a beggar, - And so I am. Then crushing penury - Persuades me I was better when a king; - Then am I king'd again; and by and by - Think that I am unking'd by Bolingbroke, - And straight am nothing. But whate'er I be, - Nor I, nor any man that but man is, - With nothing shall be pleas'd till he be eas'd - With being nothing. [The music plays] - Music do I hear? - Ha, ha! keep time. How sour sweet music is - When time is broke and no proportion kept! - So is it in the music of men's lives. - And here have I the daintiness of ear - To check time broke in a disorder'd string; - But, for the concord of my state and time, - Had not an ear to hear my true time broke. - I wasted time, and now doth time waste me; - For now hath time made me his numb'ring clock: - My thoughts are minutes; and with sighs they jar - Their watches on unto mine eyes, the outward watch, - Whereto my finger, like a dial's point, - Is pointing still, in cleansing them from tears. - Now sir, the sound that tells what hour it is - Are clamorous groans which strike upon my heart, - Which is the bell. So sighs, and tears, and groans, - Show minutes, times, and hours; but my time - Runs posting on in Bolingbroke's proud joy, - While I stand fooling here, his Jack of the clock. - This music mads me. Let it sound no more; - For though it have holp madmen to their wits, - In me it seems it will make wise men mad. - Yet blessing on his heart that gives it me! - For 'tis a sign of love; and love to Richard - Is a strange brooch in this all-hating world. - - Enter a GROOM of the stable - - GROOM. Hail, royal Prince! - KING RICHARD. Thanks, noble peer! - The cheapest of us is ten groats too dear. - What art thou? and how comest thou hither, - Where no man never comes but that sad dog - That brings me food to make misfortune live? - GROOM. I was a poor groom of thy stable, King, - When thou wert king; who, travelling towards York, - With much ado at length have gotten leave - To look upon my sometimes royal master's face. - O, how it ern'd my heart, when I beheld, - In London streets, that coronation-day, - When Bolingbroke rode on roan Barbary- - That horse that thou so often hast bestrid, - That horse that I so carefully have dress'd! - KING RICHARD. Rode he on Barbary? Tell me, gentle friend, - How went he under him? - GROOM. So proudly as if he disdain'd the ground. - KING RICHARD. So proud that Bolingbroke was on his back! - That jade hath eat bread from my royal hand; - This hand hath made him proud with clapping him. - Would he not stumble? would he not fall down, - Since pride must have a fall, and break the neck - Of that proud man that did usurp his back? - Forgiveness, horse! Why do I rail on thee, - Since thou, created to be aw'd by man, - Wast born to bear? I was not made a horse; - And yet I bear a burden like an ass, - Spurr'd, gall'd, and tir'd, by jauncing Bolingbroke. - - Enter KEEPER with meat - - KEEPER. Fellow, give place; here is no longer stay. - KING RICHARD. If thou love me, 'tis time thou wert away. - GROOM. my tongue dares not, that my heart shall say. - Exit - KEEPER. My lord, will't please you to fall to? - KING RICHARD. Taste of it first as thou art wont to do. - KEEPER. My lord, I dare not. Sir Pierce of Exton, - Who lately came from the King, commands the contrary. - KING RICHARD. The devil take Henry of Lancaster and thee! - Patience is stale, and I am weary of it. - [Beats the KEEPER] - KEEPER. Help, help, help! - The murderers, EXTON and servants, rush in, armed - KING RICHARD. How now! What means death in this rude assault? - Villain, thy own hand yields thy death's instrument. - [Snatching a weapon and killing one] - Go thou and fill another room in hell. - [He kills another, then EXTON strikes him down] - That hand shall burn in never-quenching fire - That staggers thus my person. Exton, thy fierce hand - Hath with the King's blood stain'd the King's own land. - Mount, mount, my soul! thy seat is up on high; - Whilst my gross flesh sinks downward, here to die. - [Dies] - EXTON. As full of valour as of royal blood. - Both have I spill'd. O, would the deed were good! - For now the devil, that told me I did well, - Says that this deed is chronicled in hell. - This dead King to the living King I'll bear. - Take hence the rest, and give them burial here. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 6. -Windsor Castle - -Flourish. Enter BOLINGBROKE, the DUKE OF YORK, With other LORDS -and attendants - - BOLINGBROKE. Kind uncle York, the latest news we hear - Is that the rebels have consum'd with fire - Our town of Ciceter in Gloucestershire; - But whether they be ta'en or slain we hear not. - - Enter NORTHUMBERLAND - - Welcome, my lord. What is the news? - NORTHUMBERLAND. First, to thy sacred state wish I all happiness. - The next news is, I have to London sent - The heads of Salisbury, Spencer, Blunt, and Kent. - The manner of their taking may appear - At large discoursed in this paper here. - BOLINGBROKE. We thank thee, gentle Percy, for thy pains; - And to thy worth will add right worthy gains. - - Enter FITZWATER - - FITZWATER. My lord, I have from Oxford sent to London - The heads of Brocas and Sir Bennet Seely; - Two of the dangerous consorted traitors - That sought at Oxford thy dire overthrow. - BOLINGBROKE. Thy pains, Fitzwater, shall not be forgot; - Right noble is thy merit, well I wot. - - Enter PERCY, With the BISHOP OF CARLISLE - - PERCY. The grand conspirator, Abbot of Westminster, - With clog of conscience and sour melancholy, - Hath yielded up his body to the grave; - But here is Carlisle living, to abide - Thy kingly doom, and sentence of his pride. - BOLINGBROKE. Carlisle, this is your doom: - Choose out some secret place, some reverend room, - More than thou hast, and with it joy thy life; - So as thou liv'st in peace, die free from strife; - For though mine enemy thou hast ever been, - High sparks of honour in thee have I seen. - - Enter EXTON, with attendants, hearing a coffin - - EXTON. Great King, within this coffin I present - Thy buried fear. Herein all breathless lies - The mightiest of thy greatest enemies, - Richard of Bordeaux, by me hither brought. - BOLINGBROKE. Exton, I thank thee not; for thou hast wrought - A deed of slander with thy fatal hand - Upon my head and all this famous land. - EXTON. From your own mouth, my lord, did I this deed. - BOLINGBROKE. They love not poison that do poison need, - Nor do I thee. Though I did wish him dead, - I hate the murderer, love him murdered. - The guilt of conscience take thou for thy labour, - But neither my good word nor princely favour; - With Cain go wander thorough shades of night, - And never show thy head by day nor light. - Lords, I protest my soul is full of woe - That blood should sprinkle me to make me grow. - Come, mourn with me for what I do lament, - And put on sullen black incontinent. - I'll make a voyage to the Holy Land, - To wash this blood off from my guilty hand. - March sadly after; grace my mournings here - In weeping after this untimely bier. Exeunt - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1593 - -KING RICHARD III - -by William Shakespeare - - -Dramatis Personae - - EDWARD THE FOURTH - - Sons to the King - EDWARD, PRINCE OF WALES afterwards KING EDWARD V - RICHARD, DUKE OF YORK, - - Brothers to the King - GEORGE, DUKE OF CLARENCE, - RICHARD, DUKE OF GLOUCESTER, afterwards KING RICHARD III - - A YOUNG SON OF CLARENCE (Edward, Earl of Warwick) - HENRY, EARL OF RICHMOND, afterwards KING HENRY VII - CARDINAL BOURCHIER, ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY - THOMAS ROTHERHAM, ARCHBISHOP OF YORK - JOHN MORTON, BISHOP OF ELY - DUKE OF BUCKINGHAM - DUKE OF NORFOLK - EARL OF SURREY, his son - EARL RIVERS, brother to King Edward's Queen - MARQUIS OF DORSET and LORD GREY, her sons - EARL OF OXFORD - LORD HASTINGS - LORD LOVEL - LORD STANLEY, called also EARL OF DERBY - SIR THOMAS VAUGHAN - SIR RICHARD RATCLIFF - SIR WILLIAM CATESBY - SIR JAMES TYRREL - SIR JAMES BLOUNT - SIR WALTER HERBERT - SIR WILLIAM BRANDON - SIR ROBERT BRAKENBURY, Lieutenant of the Tower - CHRISTOPHER URSWICK, a priest - LORD MAYOR OF LONDON - SHERIFF OF WILTSHIRE - HASTINGS, a pursuivant - TRESSEL and BERKELEY, gentlemen attending on Lady Anne - ELIZABETH, Queen to King Edward IV - MARGARET, widow of King Henry VI - DUCHESS OF YORK, mother to King Edward IV - LADY ANNE, widow of Edward, Prince of Wales, son to King - Henry VI; afterwards married to the Duke of Gloucester - A YOUNG DAUGHTER OF CLARENCE (Margaret Plantagenet, - Countess of Salisbury) - Ghosts, of Richard's victims - Lords, Gentlemen, and Attendants; Priest, Scrivener, Page, Bishops, - Aldermen, Citizens, Soldiers, Messengers, Murderers, Keeper - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: England - -King Richard the Third - - - -ACT I. SCENE 1. - -London. A street - -Enter RICHARD, DUKE OF GLOUCESTER, solus - - GLOUCESTER. Now is the winter of our discontent - Made glorious summer by this sun of York; - And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house - In the deep bosom of the ocean buried. - Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths; - Our bruised arms hung up for monuments; - Our stern alarums chang'd to merry meetings, - Our dreadful marches to delightful measures. - Grim-visag'd war hath smooth'd his wrinkled front, - And now, instead of mounting barbed steeds - To fright the souls of fearful adversaries, - He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber - To the lascivious pleasing of a lute. - But I-that am not shap'd for sportive tricks, - Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass- - I-that am rudely stamp'd, and want love's majesty - To strut before a wanton ambling nymph- - I-that am curtail'd of this fair proportion, - Cheated of feature by dissembling nature, - Deform'd, unfinish'd, sent before my time - Into this breathing world scarce half made up, - And that so lamely and unfashionable - That dogs bark at me as I halt by them- - Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace, - Have no delight to pass away the time, - Unless to spy my shadow in the sun - And descant on mine own deformity. - And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover - To entertain these fair well-spoken days, - I am determined to prove a villain - And hate the idle pleasures of these days. - Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous, - By drunken prophecies, libels, and dreams, - To set my brother Clarence and the King - In deadly hate the one against the other; - And if King Edward be as true and just - As I am subtle, false, and treacherous, - This day should Clarence closely be mew'd up- - About a prophecy which says that G - Of Edward's heirs the murderer shall be. - Dive, thoughts, down to my soul. Here Clarence comes. - - Enter CLARENCE, guarded, and BRAKENBURY - - Brother, good day. What means this armed guard - That waits upon your Grace? - CLARENCE. His Majesty, - Tend'ring my person's safety, hath appointed - This conduct to convey me to th' Tower. - GLOUCESTER. Upon what cause? - CLARENCE. Because my name is George. - GLOUCESTER. Alack, my lord, that fault is none of yours: - He should, for that, commit your godfathers. - O, belike his Majesty hath some intent - That you should be new-christ'ned in the Tower. - But what's the matter, Clarence? May I know? - CLARENCE. Yea, Richard, when I know; for I protest - As yet I do not; but, as I can learn, - He hearkens after prophecies and dreams, - And from the cross-row plucks the letter G, - And says a wizard told him that by G - His issue disinherited should be; - And, for my name of George begins with G, - It follows in his thought that I am he. - These, as I learn, and such like toys as these - Hath mov'd his Highness to commit me now. - GLOUCESTER. Why, this it is when men are rul'd by women: - 'Tis not the King that sends you to the Tower; - My Lady Grey his wife, Clarence, 'tis she - That tempers him to this extremity. - Was it not she and that good man of worship, - Antony Woodville, her brother there, - That made him send Lord Hastings to the Tower, - From whence this present day he is delivered? - We are not safe, Clarence; we are not safe. - CLARENCE. By heaven, I think there is no man is secure - But the Queen's kindred, and night-walking heralds - That trudge betwixt the King and Mistress Shore. - Heard you not what an humble suppliant - Lord Hastings was, for her delivery? - GLOUCESTER. Humbly complaining to her deity - Got my Lord Chamberlain his liberty. - I'll tell you what-I think it is our way, - If we will keep in favour with the King, - To be her men and wear her livery: - The jealous o'er-worn widow, and herself, - Since that our brother dubb'd them gentlewomen, - Are mighty gossips in our monarchy. - BRAKENBURY. I beseech your Graces both to pardon me: - His Majesty hath straitly given in charge - That no man shall have private conference, - Of what degree soever, with your brother. - GLOUCESTER. Even so; an't please your worship, Brakenbury, - You may partake of any thing we say: - We speak no treason, man; we say the King - Is wise and virtuous, and his noble queen - Well struck in years, fair, and not jealous; - We say that Shore's wife hath a pretty foot, - A cherry lip, a bonny eye, a passing pleasing tongue; - And that the Queen's kindred are made gentlefolks. - How say you, sir? Can you deny all this? - BRAKENBURY. With this, my lord, myself have naught to do. - GLOUCESTER. Naught to do with Mistress Shore! I tell thee, - fellow, - He that doth naught with her, excepting one, - Were best to do it secretly alone. - BRAKENBURY. What one, my lord? - GLOUCESTER. Her husband, knave! Wouldst thou betray me? - BRAKENBURY. I do beseech your Grace to pardon me, and - withal - Forbear your conference with the noble Duke. - CLARENCE. We know thy charge, Brakenbury, and will - obey. - GLOUCESTER. We are the Queen's abjects and must obey. - Brother, farewell; I will unto the King; - And whatsoe'er you will employ me in- - Were it to call King Edward's widow sister- - I will perform it to enfranchise you. - Meantime, this deep disgrace in brotherhood - Touches me deeper than you can imagine. - CLARENCE. I know it pleaseth neither of us well. - GLOUCESTER. Well, your imprisonment shall not be long; - I will deliver or else lie for you. - Meantime, have patience. - CLARENCE. I must perforce. Farewell. - Exeunt CLARENCE, BRAKENBURY, and guard - GLOUCESTER. Go tread the path that thou shalt ne'er return. - Simple, plain Clarence, I do love thee so - That I will shortly send thy soul to heaven, - If heaven will take the present at our hands. - But who comes here? The new-delivered Hastings? - - Enter LORD HASTINGS - - HASTINGS. Good time of day unto my gracious lord! - GLOUCESTER. As much unto my good Lord Chamberlain! - Well are you welcome to the open air. - How hath your lordship brook'd imprisonment? - HASTINGS. With patience, noble lord, as prisoners must; - But I shall live, my lord, to give them thanks - That were the cause of my imprisonment. - GLOUCESTER. No doubt, no doubt; and so shall Clarence too; - For they that were your enemies are his, - And have prevail'd as much on him as you. - HASTINGS. More pity that the eagles should be mew'd - Whiles kites and buzzards prey at liberty. - GLOUCESTER. What news abroad? - HASTINGS. No news so bad abroad as this at home: - The King is sickly, weak, and melancholy, - And his physicians fear him mightily. - GLOUCESTER. Now, by Saint John, that news is bad indeed. - O, he hath kept an evil diet long - And overmuch consum'd his royal person! - 'Tis very grievous to be thought upon. - Where is he? In his bed? - HASTINGS. He is. - GLOUCESTER. Go you before, and I will follow you. - Exit HASTINGS - He cannot live, I hope, and must not die - Till George be pack'd with posthorse up to heaven. - I'll in to urge his hatred more to Clarence - With lies well steel'd with weighty arguments; - And, if I fail not in my deep intent, - Clarence hath not another day to live; - Which done, God take King Edward to his mercy, - And leave the world for me to bustle in! - For then I'll marry Warwick's youngest daughter. - What though I kill'd her husband and her father? - The readiest way to make the wench amends - Is to become her husband and her father; - The which will I-not all so much for love - As for another secret close intent - By marrying her which I must reach unto. - But yet I run before my horse to market. - Clarence still breathes; Edward still lives and reigns; - When they are gone, then must I count my gains. Exit - - - - -SCENE 2. - -London. Another street - -Enter corpse of KING HENRY THE SIXTH, with halberds to guard it; -LADY ANNE being the mourner, attended by TRESSEL and BERKELEY - - ANNE. Set down, set down your honourable load- - If honour may be shrouded in a hearse; - Whilst I awhile obsequiously lament - Th' untimely fall of virtuous Lancaster. - Poor key-cold figure of a holy king! - Pale ashes of the house of Lancaster! - Thou bloodless remnant of that royal blood! - Be it lawful that I invocate thy ghost - To hear the lamentations of poor Anne, - Wife to thy Edward, to thy slaughtered son, - Stabb'd by the self-same hand that made these wounds. - Lo, in these windows that let forth thy life - I pour the helpless balm of my poor eyes. - O, cursed be the hand that made these holes! - Cursed the heart that had the heart to do it! - Cursed the blood that let this blood from hence! - More direful hap betide that hated wretch - That makes us wretched by the death of thee - Than I can wish to adders, spiders, toads, - Or any creeping venom'd thing that lives! - If ever he have child, abortive be it, - Prodigious, and untimely brought to light, - Whose ugly and unnatural aspect - May fright the hopeful mother at the view, - And that be heir to his unhappiness! - If ever he have wife, let her be made - More miserable by the death of him - Than I am made by my young lord and thee! - Come, now towards Chertsey with your holy load, - Taken from Paul's to be interred there; - And still as you are weary of this weight - Rest you, whiles I lament King Henry's corse. - [The bearers take up the coffin] - - Enter GLOUCESTER - - GLOUCESTER. Stay, you that bear the corse, and set it down. - ANNE. What black magician conjures up this fiend - To stop devoted charitable deeds? - GLOUCESTER. Villains, set down the corse; or, by Saint Paul, - I'll make a corse of him that disobeys! - FIRST GENTLEMAN. My lord, stand back, and let the coffin - pass. - GLOUCESTER. Unmannerd dog! Stand thou, when I command. - Advance thy halberd higher than my breast, - Or, by Saint Paul, I'll strike thee to my foot - And spurn upon thee, beggar, for thy boldness. - [The bearers set down the coffin] - ANNE. What, do you tremble? Are you all afraid? - Alas, I blame you not, for you are mortal, - And mortal eyes cannot endure the devil. - Avaunt, thou dreadful minister of hell! - Thou hadst but power over his mortal body, - His soul thou canst not have; therefore, be gone. - GLOUCESTER. Sweet saint, for charity, be not so curst. - ANNE. Foul devil, for God's sake, hence and trouble us not; - For thou hast made the happy earth thy hell - Fill'd it with cursing cries and deep exclaims. - If thou delight to view thy heinous deeds, - Behold this pattern of thy butcheries. - O, gentlemen, see, see! Dead Henry's wounds - Open their congeal'd mouths and bleed afresh. - Blush, blush, thou lump of foul deformity, - For 'tis thy presence that exhales this blood - From cold and empty veins where no blood dwells; - Thy deeds inhuman and unnatural - Provokes this deluge most unnatural. - O God, which this blood mad'st, revenge his death! - O earth, which this blood drink'st, revenge his death! - Either, heav'n, with lightning strike the murd'rer dead; - Or, earth, gape open wide and eat him quick, - As thou dost swallow up this good king's blood, - Which his hell-govern'd arm hath butchered. - GLOUCESTER. Lady, you know no rules of charity, - Which renders good for bad, blessings for curses. - ANNE. Villain, thou knowest nor law of God nor man: - No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. - GLOUCESTER. But I know none, and therefore am no beast. - ANNE. O wonderful, when devils tell the truth! - GLOUCESTER. More wonderful when angels are so angry. - Vouchsafe, divine perfection of a woman, - Of these supposed crimes to give me leave - By circumstance but to acquit myself. - ANNE. Vouchsafe, diffus'd infection of a man, - Of these known evils but to give me leave - By circumstance to accuse thy cursed self. - GLOUCESTER. Fairer than tongue can name thee, let me have - Some patient leisure to excuse myself. - ANNE. Fouler than heart can think thee, thou canst make - No excuse current but to hang thyself. - GLOUCESTER. By such despair I should accuse myself. - ANNE. And by despairing shalt thou stand excused - For doing worthy vengeance on thyself - That didst unworthy slaughter upon others. - GLOUCESTER. Say that I slew them not? - ANNE. Then say they were not slain. - But dead they are, and, devilish slave, by thee. - GLOUCESTER. I did not kill your husband. - ANNE. Why, then he is alive. - GLOUCESTER. Nay, he is dead, and slain by Edward's hands. - ANNE. In thy foul throat thou liest: Queen Margaret saw - Thy murd'rous falchion smoking in his blood; - The which thou once didst bend against her breast, - But that thy brothers beat aside the point. - GLOUCESTER. I was provoked by her sland'rous tongue - That laid their guilt upon my guiltless shoulders. - ANNE. Thou wast provoked by thy bloody mind, - That never dream'st on aught but butcheries. - Didst thou not kill this king? - GLOUCESTER. I grant ye. - ANNE. Dost grant me, hedgehog? Then, God grant me to - Thou mayst be damned for that wicked deed! - O, he was gentle, mild, and virtuous! - GLOUCESTER. The better for the King of Heaven, that hath - him. - ANNE. He is in heaven, where thou shalt never come. - GLOUCESTER. Let him thank me that holp to send him - thither, - For he was fitter for that place than earth. - ANNE. And thou unfit for any place but hell. - GLOUCESTER. Yes, one place else, if you will hear me name it. - ANNE. Some dungeon. - GLOUCESTER. Your bed-chamber. - ANNE. Ill rest betide the chamber where thou liest! - GLOUCESTER. So will it, madam, till I lie with you. - ANNE. I hope so. - GLOUCESTER. I know so. But, gentle Lady Anne, - To leave this keen encounter of our wits, - And fall something into a slower method- - Is not the causer of the timeless deaths - Of these Plantagenets, Henry and Edward, - As blameful as the executioner? - ANNE. Thou wast the cause and most accurs'd effect. - GLOUCESTER. Your beauty was the cause of that effect- - Your beauty that did haunt me in my sleep - To undertake the death of all the world - So I might live one hour in your sweet bosom. - ANNE. If I thought that, I tell thee, homicide, - These nails should rend that beauty from my cheeks. - GLOUCESTER. These eyes could not endure that beauty's - wreck; - You should not blemish it if I stood by. - As all the world is cheered by the sun, - So I by that; it is my day, my life. - ANNE. Black night o'ershade thy day, and death thy life! - GLOUCESTER. Curse not thyself, fair creature; thou art both. - ANNE. I would I were, to be reveng'd on thee. - GLOUCESTER. It is a quarrel most unnatural, - To be reveng'd on him that loveth thee. - ANNE. It is a quarrel just and reasonable, - To be reveng'd on him that kill'd my husband. - GLOUCESTER. He that bereft thee, lady, of thy husband - Did it to help thee to a better husband. - ANNE. His better doth not breathe upon the earth. - GLOUCESTER. He lives that loves thee better than he could. - ANNE. Name him. - GLOUCESTER. Plantagenet. - ANNE. Why, that was he. - GLOUCESTER. The self-same name, but one of better nature. - ANNE. Where is he? - GLOUCESTER. Here. [She spits at him] Why dost thou spit - at me? - ANNE. Would it were mortal poison, for thy sake! - GLOUCESTER. Never came poison from so sweet a place. - ANNE. Never hung poison on a fouler toad. - Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes. - GLOUCESTER. Thine eyes, sweet lady, have infected mine. - ANNE. Would they were basilisks to strike thee dead! - GLOUCESTER. I would they were, that I might die at once; - For now they kill me with a living death. - Those eyes of thine from mine have drawn salt tears, - Sham'd their aspects with store of childish drops- - These eyes, which never shed remorseful tear, - No, when my father York and Edward wept - To hear the piteous moan that Rutland made - When black-fac'd Clifford shook his sword at him; - Nor when thy warlike father, like a child, - Told the sad story of my father's death, - And twenty times made pause to sob and weep - That all the standers-by had wet their cheeks - Like trees bedash'd with rain-in that sad time - My manly eyes did scorn an humble tear; - And what these sorrows could not thence exhale - Thy beauty hath, and made them blind with weeping. - I never sued to friend nor enemy; - My tongue could never learn sweet smoothing word; - But, now thy beauty is propos'd my fee, - My proud heart sues, and prompts my tongue to speak. - [She looks scornfully at him] - Teach not thy lip such scorn; for it was made - For kissing, lady, not for such contempt. - If thy revengeful heart cannot forgive, - Lo here I lend thee this sharp-pointed sword; - Which if thou please to hide in this true breast - And let the soul forth that adoreth thee, - I lay it naked to the deadly stroke, - And humbly beg the death upon my knee. - [He lays his breast open; she offers at it with his sword] - Nay, do not pause; for I did kill King Henry- - But 'twas thy beauty that provoked me. - Nay, now dispatch; 'twas I that stabb'd young Edward- - But 'twas thy heavenly face that set me on. - [She falls the sword] - Take up the sword again, or take up me. - ANNE. Arise, dissembler; though I wish thy death, - I will not be thy executioner. - GLOUCESTER. Then bid me kill myself, and I will do it; - ANNE. I have already. - GLOUCESTER. That was in thy rage. - Speak it again, and even with the word - This hand, which for thy love did kill thy love, - Shall for thy love kill a far truer love; - To both their deaths shalt thou be accessary. - ANNE. I would I knew thy heart. - GLOUCESTER. 'Tis figur'd in my tongue. - ANNE. I fear me both are false. - GLOUCESTER. Then never was man true. - ANNE. well put up your sword. - GLOUCESTER. Say, then, my peace is made. - ANNE. That shalt thou know hereafter. - GLOUCESTER. But shall I live in hope? - ANNE. All men, I hope, live so. - GLOUCESTER. Vouchsafe to wear this ring. - ANNE. To take is not to give. [Puts on the ring] - GLOUCESTER. Look how my ring encompasseth thy finger, - Even so thy breast encloseth my poor heart; - Wear both of them, for both of them are thine. - And if thy poor devoted servant may - But beg one favour at thy gracious hand, - Thou dost confirm his happiness for ever. - ANNE. What is it? - GLOUCESTER. That it may please you leave these sad designs - To him that hath most cause to be a mourner, - And presently repair to Crosby House; - Where-after I have solemnly interr'd - At Chertsey monast'ry this noble king, - And wet his grave with my repentant tears- - I will with all expedient duty see you. - For divers unknown reasons, I beseech you, - Grant me this boon. - ANNE. With all my heart; and much it joys me too - To see you are become so penitent. - Tressel and Berkeley, go along with me. - GLOUCESTER. Bid me farewell. - ANNE. 'Tis more than you deserve; - But since you teach me how to flatter you, - Imagine I have said farewell already. - Exeunt two GENTLEMEN With LADY ANNE - GLOUCESTER. Sirs, take up the corse. - GENTLEMEN. Towards Chertsey, noble lord? - GLOUCESTER. No, to White Friars; there attend my coming. - Exeunt all but GLOUCESTER - Was ever woman in this humour woo'd? - Was ever woman in this humour won? - I'll have her; but I will not keep her long. - What! I that kill'd her husband and his father- - To take her in her heart's extremest hate, - With curses in her mouth, tears in her eyes, - The bleeding witness of my hatred by; - Having God, her conscience, and these bars against me, - And I no friends to back my suit at all - But the plain devil and dissembling looks, - And yet to win her, all the world to nothing! - Ha! - Hath she forgot already that brave prince, - Edward, her lord, whom I, some three months since, - Stabb'd in my angry mood at Tewksbury? - A sweeter and a lovelier gentleman- - Fram'd in the prodigality of nature, - Young, valiant, wise, and no doubt right royal- - The spacious world cannot again afford; - And will she yet abase her eyes on me, - That cropp'd the golden prime of this sweet prince - And made her widow to a woeful bed? - On me, whose all not equals Edward's moiety? - On me, that halts and am misshapen thus? - My dukedom to a beggarly denier, - I do mistake my person all this while. - Upon my life, she finds, although I cannot, - Myself to be a marv'llous proper man. - I'll be at charges for a looking-glass, - And entertain a score or two of tailors - To study fashions to adorn my body. - Since I am crept in favour with myself, - I will maintain it with some little cost. - But first I'll turn yon fellow in his grave, - And then return lamenting to my love. - Shine out, fair sun, till I have bought a glass, - That I may see my shadow as I pass. Exit - - - - -SCENE 3. - -London. The palace - -Enter QUEEN ELIZABETH, LORD RIVERS, and LORD GREY - - RIVERS. Have patience, madam; there's no doubt his Majesty - Will soon recover his accustom'd health. - GREY. In that you brook it ill, it makes him worse; - Therefore, for God's sake, entertain good comfort, - And cheer his Grace with quick and merry eyes. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. If he were dead, what would betide on - me? - GREY. No other harm but loss of such a lord. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. The loss of such a lord includes all - harms. - GREY. The heavens have bless'd you with a goodly son - To be your comforter when he is gone. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Ah, he is young; and his minority - Is put unto the trust of Richard Gloucester, - A man that loves not me, nor none of you. - RIVER. Is it concluded he shall be Protector? - QUEEN ELIZABETH. It is determin'd, not concluded yet; - But so it must be, if the King miscarry. - - Enter BUCKINGHAM and DERBY - - GREY. Here come the Lords of Buckingham and Derby. - BUCKINGHAM. Good time of day unto your royal Grace! - DERBY. God make your Majesty joyful as you have been. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. The Countess Richmond, good my Lord - of Derby, - To your good prayer will scarcely say amen. - Yet, Derby, notwithstanding she's your wife - And loves not me, be you, good lord, assur'd - I hate not you for her proud arrogance. - DERBY. I do beseech you, either not believe - The envious slanders of her false accusers; - Or, if she be accus'd on true report, - Bear with her weakness, which I think proceeds - From wayward sickness and no grounded malice. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Saw you the King to-day, my Lord of - Derby? - DERBY. But now the Duke of Buckingham and I - Are come from visiting his Majesty. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. What likelihood of his amendment, - Lords? - BUCKINGHAM. Madam, good hope; his Grace speaks - cheerfully. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. God grant him health! Did you confer - with him? - BUCKINGHAM. Ay, madam; he desires to make atonement - Between the Duke of Gloucester and your brothers, - And between them and my Lord Chamberlain; - And sent to warn them to his royal presence. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Would all were well! But that will - never be. - I fear our happiness is at the height. - - Enter GLOUCESTER, HASTINGS, and DORSET - - GLOUCESTER. They do me wrong, and I will not endure it. - Who is it that complains unto the King - That I, forsooth, am stern and love them not? - By holy Paul, they love his Grace but lightly - That fill his ears with such dissentious rumours. - Because I cannot flatter and look fair, - Smile in men's faces, smooth, deceive, and cog, - Duck with French nods and apish courtesy, - I must be held a rancorous enemy. - Cannot a plain man live and think no harm - But thus his simple truth must be abus'd - With silken, sly, insinuating Jacks? - GREY. To who in all this presence speaks your Grace? - GLOUCESTER. To thee, that hast nor honesty nor grace. - When have I injur'd thee? when done thee wrong, - Or thee, or thee, or any of your faction? - A plague upon you all! His royal Grace- - Whom God preserve better than you would wish!- - Cannot be quiet searce a breathing while - But you must trouble him with lewd complaints. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Brother of Gloucester, you mistake the - matter. - The King, on his own royal disposition - And not provok'd by any suitor else- - Aiming, belike, at your interior hatred - That in your outward action shows itself - Against my children, brothers, and myself- - Makes him to send that he may learn the ground. - GLOUCESTER. I cannot tell; the world is grown so bad - That wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch. - Since every Jack became a gentleman, - There's many a gentle person made a Jack. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Come, come, we know your meaning, - brother Gloucester: - You envy my advancement and my friends'; - God grant we never may have need of you! - GLOUCESTER. Meantime, God grants that I have need of you. - Our brother is imprison'd by your means, - Myself disgrac'd, and the nobility - Held in contempt; while great promotions - Are daily given to ennoble those - That scarce some two days since were worth a noble. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. By Him that rais'd me to this careful - height - From that contented hap which I enjoy'd, - I never did incense his Majesty - Against the Duke of Clarence, but have been - An earnest advocate to plead for him. - My lord, you do me shameful injury - Falsely to draw me in these vile suspects. - GLOUCESTER. You may deny that you were not the mean - Of my Lord Hastings' late imprisonment. - RIVERS. She may, my lord; for- - GLOUCESTER. She may, Lord Rivers? Why, who knows - not so? - She may do more, sir, than denying that: - She may help you to many fair preferments - And then deny her aiding hand therein, - And lay those honours on your high desert. - What may she not? She may-ay, marry, may she- - RIVERS. What, marry, may she? - GLOUCESTER. What, marry, may she? Marry with a king, - A bachelor, and a handsome stripling too. - Iwis your grandam had a worser match. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. My Lord of Gloucester, I have too long - borne - Your blunt upbraidings and your bitter scoffs. - By heaven, I will acquaint his Majesty - Of those gross taunts that oft I have endur'd. - I had rather be a country servant-maid - Than a great queen with this condition- - To be so baited, scorn'd, and stormed at. - - Enter old QUEEN MARGARET, behind - - Small joy have I in being England's Queen. - QUEEN MARGARET. And less'ned be that small, God, I - beseech Him! - Thy honour, state, and seat, is due to me. - GLOUCESTER. What! Threat you me with telling of the - King? - Tell him and spare not. Look what I have said - I will avouch't in presence of the King. - I dare adventure to be sent to th' Tow'r. - 'Tis time to speak-my pains are quite forgot. - QUEEN MARGARET. Out, devil! I do remember them to - well: - Thou kill'dst my husband Henry in the Tower, - And Edward, my poor son, at Tewksbury. - GLOUCESTER. Ere you were queen, ay, or your husband - King, - I was a pack-horse in his great affairs, - A weeder-out of his proud adversaries, - A liberal rewarder of his friends; - To royalize his blood I spent mine own. - QUEEN MARGARET. Ay, and much better blood than his or - thine. - GLOUCESTER. In all which time you and your husband Grey - Were factious for the house of Lancaster; - And, Rivers, so were you. Was not your husband - In Margaret's battle at Saint Albans slain? - Let me put in your minds, if you forget, - What you have been ere this, and what you are; - Withal, what I have been, and what I am. - QUEEN MARGARET. A murd'rous villain, and so still thou art. - GLOUCESTER. Poor Clarence did forsake his father, Warwick, - Ay, and forswore himself-which Jesu pardon!- - QUEEN MARGARET. Which God revenge! - GLOUCESTER. To fight on Edward's party for the crown; - And for his meed, poor lord, he is mewed up. - I would to God my heart were flint like Edward's, - Or Edward's soft and pitiful like mine. - I am too childish-foolish for this world. - QUEEN MARGARET. Hie thee to hell for shame and leave this - world, - Thou cacodemon; there thy kingdom is. - RIVERS. My Lord of Gloucester, in those busy days - Which here you urge to prove us enemies, - We follow'd then our lord, our sovereign king. - So should we you, if you should be our king. - GLOUCESTER. If I should be! I had rather be a pedlar. - Far be it from my heart, the thought thereof! - QUEEN ELIZABETH. As little joy, my lord, as you suppose - You should enjoy were you this country's king, - As little joy you may suppose in me - That I enjoy, being the Queen thereof. - QUEEN MARGARET. As little joy enjoys the Queen thereof; - For I am she, and altogether joyless. - I can no longer hold me patient. [Advancing] - Hear me, you wrangling pirates, that fall out - In sharing that which you have pill'd from me. - Which of you trembles not that looks on me? - If not that, I am Queen, you bow like subjects, - Yet that, by you depos'd, you quake like rebels? - Ah, gentle villain, do not turn away! - GLOUCESTER. Foul wrinkled witch, what mak'st thou in my - sight? - QUEEN MARGARET. But repetition of what thou hast marr'd, - That will I make before I let thee go. - GLOUCESTER. Wert thou not banished on pain of death? - QUEEN MARGARET. I was; but I do find more pain in - banishment - Than death can yield me here by my abode. - A husband and a son thou ow'st to me; - And thou a kingdom; all of you allegiance. - This sorrow that I have by right is yours; - And all the pleasures you usurp are mine. - GLOUCESTER. The curse my noble father laid on thee, - When thou didst crown his warlike brows with paper - And with thy scorns drew'st rivers from his eyes, - And then to dry them gav'st the Duke a clout - Steep'd in the faultless blood of pretty Rutland- - His curses then from bitterness of soul - Denounc'd against thee are all fall'n upon thee; - And God, not we, hath plagu'd thy bloody deed. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. So just is God to right the innocent. - HASTINGS. O, 'twas the foulest deed to slay that babe, - And the most merciless that e'er was heard of! - RIVERS. Tyrants themselves wept when it was reported. - DORSET. No man but prophesied revenge for it. - BUCKINGHAM. Northumberland, then present, wept to see it. - QUEEN MARGARET. What, were you snarling all before I came, - Ready to catch each other by the throat, - And turn you all your hatred now on me? - Did York's dread curse prevail so much with heaven - That Henry's death, my lovely Edward's death, - Their kingdom's loss, my woeful banishment, - Should all but answer for that peevish brat? - Can curses pierce the clouds and enter heaven? - Why then, give way, dull clouds, to my quick curses! - Though not by war, by surfeit die your king, - As ours by murder, to make him a king! - Edward thy son, that now is Prince of Wales, - For Edward our son, that was Prince of Wales, - Die in his youth by like untimely violence! - Thyself a queen, for me that was a queen, - Outlive thy glory, like my wretched self! - Long mayest thou live to wail thy children's death, - And see another, as I see thee now, - Deck'd in thy rights, as thou art stall'd in mine! - Long die thy happy days before thy death; - And, after many length'ned hours of grief, - Die neither mother, wife, nor England's Queen! - Rivers and Dorset, you were standers by, - And so wast thou, Lord Hastings, when my son - Was stabb'd with bloody daggers. God, I pray him, - That none of you may live his natural age, - But by some unlook'd accident cut off! - GLOUCESTER. Have done thy charm, thou hateful wither'd - hag. - QUEEN MARGARET. And leave out thee? Stay, dog, for thou - shalt hear me. - If heaven have any grievous plague in store - Exceeding those that I can wish upon thee, - O, let them keep it till thy sins be ripe, - And then hurl down their indignation - On thee, the troubler of the poor world's peace! - The worm of conscience still be-gnaw thy soul! - Thy friends suspect for traitors while thou liv'st, - And take deep traitors for thy dearest friends! - No sleep close up that deadly eye of thine, - Unless it be while some tormenting dream - Affrights thee with a hell of ugly devils! - Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog, - Thou that wast seal'd in thy nativity - The slave of nature and the son of hell, - Thou slander of thy heavy mother's womb, - Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins, - Thou rag of honour, thou detested- - GLOUCESTER. Margaret! - QUEEN MARGARET. Richard! - GLOUCESTER. Ha? - QUEEN MARGARET. I call thee not. - GLOUCESTER. I cry thee mercy then, for I did think - That thou hadst call'd me all these bitter names. - QUEEN MARGARET. Why, so I did, but look'd for no reply. - O, let me make the period to my curse! - GLOUCESTER. 'Tis done by me, and ends in-Margaret. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Thus have you breath'd your curse - against yourself. - QUEEN MARGARET. Poor painted queen, vain flourish of my - fortune! - Why strew'st thou sugar on that bottled spider - Whose deadly web ensnareth thee about? - Fool, fool! thou whet'st a knife to kill thyself. - The day will come that thou shalt wish for me - To help thee curse this poisonous bunch-back'd toad. - HASTINGS. False-boding woman, end thy frantic curse, - Lest to thy harm thou move our patience. - QUEEN MARGARET. Foul shame upon you! you have all - mov'd mine. - RIVERS. Were you well serv'd, you would be taught your - duty. - QUEEN MARGARET. To serve me well you all should do me - duty, - Teach me to be your queen and you my subjects. - O, serve me well, and teach yourselves that duty! - DORSET. Dispute not with her; she is lunatic. - QUEEN MARGARET. Peace, Master Marquis, you are malapert; - Your fire-new stamp of honour is scarce current. - O, that your young nobility could judge - What 'twere to lose it and be miserable! - They that stand high have many blasts to shake them, - And if they fall they dash themselves to pieces. - GLOUCESTER. Good counsel, marry; learn it, learn it, Marquis. - DORSET. It touches you, my lord, as much as me. - GLOUCESTER. Ay, and much more; but I was born so high, - Our aery buildeth in the cedar's top, - And dallies with the wind, and scorns the sun. - QUEEN MARGARET. And turns the sun to shade-alas! alas! - Witness my son, now in the shade of death, - Whose bright out-shining beams thy cloudy wrath - Hath in eternal darkness folded up. - Your aery buildeth in our aery's nest. - O God that seest it, do not suffer it; - As it is won with blood, lost be it so! - BUCKINGHAM. Peace, peace, for shame, if not for charity! - QUEEN MARGARET. Urge neither charity nor shame to me. - Uncharitably with me have you dealt, - And shamefully my hopes by you are butcher'd. - My charity is outrage, life my shame; - And in that shame still live my sorrow's rage! - BUCKINGHAM. Have done, have done. - QUEEN MARGARET. O princely Buckingham, I'll kiss thy - hand - In sign of league and amity with thee. - Now fair befall thee and thy noble house! - Thy garments are not spotted with our blood, - Nor thou within the compass of my curse. - BUCKINGHAM. Nor no one here; for curses never pass - The lips of those that breathe them in the air. - QUEEN MARGARET. I will not think but they ascend the sky - And there awake God's gentle-sleeping peace. - O Buckingham, take heed of yonder dog! - Look when he fawns, he bites; and when he bites, - His venom tooth will rankle to the death: - Have not to do with him, beware of him; - Sin, death, and hell, have set their marks on him, - And all their ministers attend on him. - GLOUCESTER. What doth she say, my Lord of Buckingham? - BUCKINGHAM. Nothing that I respect, my gracious lord. - QUEEN MARGARET. What, dost thou scorn me for my gentle - counsel, - And soothe the devil that I warn thee from? - O, but remember this another day, - When he shall split thy very heart with sorrow, - And say poor Margaret was a prophetess! - Live each of you the subjects to his hate, - And he to yours, and all of you to God's! Exit - BUCKINGHAM. My hair doth stand an end to hear her curses. - RIVERS. And so doth mine. I muse why she's at liberty. - GLOUCESTER. I cannot blame her; by God's holy Mother, - She hath had too much wrong; and I repent - My part thereof that I have done to her. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. I never did her any to my knowledge. - GLOUCESTER. Yet you have all the vantage of her wrong. - I was too hot to do somebody good - That is too cold in thinking of it now. - Marry, as for Clarence, he is well repaid; - He is frank'd up to fatting for his pains; - God pardon them that are the cause thereof! - RIVERS. A virtuous and a Christian-like conclusion, - To pray for them that have done scathe to us! - GLOUCESTER. So do I ever- [Aside] being well advis'd; - For had I curs'd now, I had curs'd myself. - - Enter CATESBY - - CATESBY. Madam, his Majesty doth can for you, - And for your Grace, and you, my gracious lords. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Catesby, I come. Lords, will you go - with me? - RIVERS. We wait upon your Grace. - Exeunt all but GLOUCESTER - GLOUCESTER. I do the wrong, and first begin to brawl. - The secret mischiefs that I set abroach - I lay unto the grievous charge of others. - Clarence, who I indeed have cast in darkness, - I do beweep to many simple gulls; - Namely, to Derby, Hastings, Buckingham; - And tell them 'tis the Queen and her allies - That stir the King against the Duke my brother. - Now they believe it, and withal whet me - To be reveng'd on Rivers, Dorset, Grey; - But then I sigh and, with a piece of Scripture, - Tell them that God bids us do good for evil. - And thus I clothe my naked villainy - With odd old ends stol'n forth of holy writ, - And seem a saint when most I play the devil. - - Enter two MURDERERS - - But, soft, here come my executioners. - How now, my hardy stout resolved mates! - Are you now going to dispatch this thing? - FIRST MURDERER. We are, my lord, and come to have the - warrant, - That we may be admitted where he is. - GLOUCESTER. Well thought upon; I have it here about me. - [Gives the warrant] - When you have done, repair to Crosby Place. - But, sirs, be sudden in the execution, - Withal obdurate, do not hear him plead; - For Clarence is well-spoken, and perhaps - May move your hearts to pity, if you mark him. - FIRST MURDERER. Tut, tut, my lord, we will not stand to - prate; - Talkers are no good doers. Be assur'd - We go to use our hands and not our tongues. - GLOUCESTER. Your eyes drop millstones when fools' eyes fall - tears. - I like you, lads; about your business straight; - Go, go, dispatch. - FIRST MURDERER. We will, my noble lord. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 4. - -London. The Tower - -Enter CLARENCE and KEEPER - - KEEPER. Why looks your Grace so heavily to-day? - CLARENCE. O, I have pass'd a miserable night, - So full of fearful dreams, of ugly sights, - That, as I am a Christian faithful man, - I would not spend another such a night - Though 'twere to buy a world of happy days- - So full of dismal terror was the time! - KEEPER. What was your dream, my lord? I pray you - tell me. - CLARENCE. Methoughts that I had broken from the Tower - And was embark'd to cross to Burgundy; - And in my company my brother Gloucester, - Who from my cabin tempted me to walk - Upon the hatches. Thence we look'd toward England, - And cited up a thousand heavy times, - During the wars of York and Lancaster, - That had befall'n us. As we pac'd along - Upon the giddy footing of the hatches, - Methought that Gloucester stumbled, and in falling - Struck me, that thought to stay him, overboard - Into the tumbling billows of the main. - O Lord, methought what pain it was to drown, - What dreadful noise of waters in my ears, - What sights of ugly death within my eyes! - Methoughts I saw a thousand fearful wrecks, - A thousand men that fishes gnaw'd upon, - Wedges of gold, great anchors, heaps of pearl, - Inestimable stones, unvalued jewels, - All scatt'red in the bottom of the sea; - Some lay in dead men's skulls, and in the holes - Where eyes did once inhabit there were crept, - As 'twere in scorn of eyes, reflecting gems, - That woo'd the slimy bottom of the deep - And mock'd the dead bones that lay scatt'red by. - KEEPER. Had you such leisure in the time of death - To gaze upon these secrets of the deep? - CLARENCE. Methought I had; and often did I strive - To yield the ghost, but still the envious flood - Stopp'd in my soul and would not let it forth - To find the empty, vast, and wand'ring air; - But smother'd it within my panting bulk, - Who almost burst to belch it in the sea. - KEEPER. Awak'd you not in this sore agony? - CLARENCE. No, no, my dream was lengthen'd after life. - O, then began the tempest to my soul! - I pass'd, methought, the melancholy flood - With that sour ferryman which poets write of, - Unto the kingdom of perpetual night. - The first that there did greet my stranger soul - Was my great father-in-law, renowned Warwick, - Who spake aloud 'What scourge for perjury - Can this dark monarchy afford false Clarence?' - And so he vanish'd. Then came wand'ring by - A shadow like an angel, with bright hair - Dabbled in blood, and he shriek'd out aloud - 'Clarence is come-false, fleeting, perjur'd Clarence, - That stabb'd me in the field by Tewksbury. - Seize on him, Furies, take him unto torment!' - With that, methoughts, a legion of foul fiends - Environ'd me, and howled in mine ears - Such hideous cries that, with the very noise, - I trembling wak'd, and for a season after - Could not believe but that I was in hell, - Such terrible impression made my dream. - KEEPER. No marvel, lord, though it affrighted you; - I am afraid, methinks, to hear you tell it. - CLARENCE. Ah, Keeper, Keeper, I have done these things - That now give evidence against my soul - For Edward's sake, and see how he requites me! - O God! If my deep prayers cannot appease Thee, - But Thou wilt be aveng'd on my misdeeds, - Yet execute Thy wrath in me alone; - O, spare my guiltless wife and my poor children! - KEEPER, I prithee sit by me awhile; - My soul is heavy, and I fain would sleep. - KEEPER. I will, my lord. God give your Grace good rest. - [CLARENCE sleeps] - - Enter BRAKENBURY the Lieutenant - - BRAKENBURY. Sorrow breaks seasons and reposing hours, - Makes the night morning and the noontide night. - Princes have but their titles for their glories, - An outward honour for an inward toil; - And for unfelt imaginations - They often feel a world of restless cares, - So that between their tides and low name - There's nothing differs but the outward fame. - - Enter the two MURDERERS - - FIRST MURDERER. Ho! who's here? - BRAKENBURY. What wouldst thou, fellow, and how cam'st - thou hither? - FIRST MURDERER. I would speak with Clarence, and I came - hither on my legs. - BRAKENBURY. What, so brief? - SECOND MURDERER. 'Tis better, sir, than to be tedious. Let - him see our commission and talk no more. - [BRAKENBURY reads it] - BRAKENBURY. I am, in this, commanded to deliver - The noble Duke of Clarence to your hands. - I will not reason what is meant hereby, - Because I will be guiltless from the meaning. - There lies the Duke asleep; and there the keys. - I'll to the King and signify to him - That thus I have resign'd to you my charge. - FIRST MURDERER. You may, sir; 'tis a point of wisdom. Fare - you well. Exeunt BRAKENBURY and KEEPER - SECOND MURDERER. What, shall I stab him as he sleeps? - FIRST MURDERER. No; he'll say 'twas done cowardly, when - he wakes. - SECOND MURDERER. Why, he shall never wake until the great - judgment-day. - FIRST MURDERER. Why, then he'll say we stabb'd him - sleeping. - SECOND MURDERER. The urging of that word judgment hath - bred a kind of remorse in me. - FIRST MURDERER. What, art thou afraid? - SECOND MURDERER. Not to kill him, having a warrant; but to - be damn'd for killing him, from the which no warrant can - defend me. - FIRST MURDERER. I thought thou hadst been resolute. - SECOND MURDERER. So I am, to let him live. - FIRST MURDERER. I'll back to the Duke of Gloucester and - tell him so. - SECOND MURDERER. Nay, I prithee, stay a little. I hope this - passionate humour of mine will change; it was wont to - hold me but while one tells twenty. - FIRST MURDERER. How dost thou feel thyself now? - SECOND MURDERER. Faith, some certain dregs of conscience - are yet within me. - FIRST MURDERER. Remember our reward, when the deed's - done. - SECOND MURDERER. Zounds, he dies; I had forgot the reward. - FIRST MURDERER. Where's thy conscience now? - SECOND MURDERER. O, in the Duke of Gloucester's purse! - FIRST MURDERER. When he opens his purse to give us our - reward, thy conscience flies out. - SECOND MURDERER. 'Tis no matter; let it go; there's few or - none will entertain it. - FIRST MURDERER. What if it come to thee again? - SECOND MURDERER. I'll not meddle with it-it makes a man - coward: a man cannot steal, but it accuseth him; a man - cannot swear, but it checks him; a man cannot lie with his - neighbour's wife, but it detects him. 'Tis a blushing shame- - fac'd spirit that mutinies in a man's bosom; it fills a man - full of obstacles: it made me once restore a purse of gold - that-by chance I found. It beggars any man that keeps it. - It is turn'd out of towns and cities for a dangerous thing; - and every man that means to live well endeavours to trust - to himself and live without it. - FIRST MURDERER. Zounds, 'tis even now at my elbow, - persuading me not to kill the Duke. - SECOND MURDERER. Take the devil in thy mind and believe - him not; he would insinuate with thee but to make the - sigh. - FIRST MURDERER. I am strong-fram'd; he cannot prevail with - me. - SECOND MURDERER. Spoke like a tall man that respects thy - reputation. Come, shall we fall to work? - FIRST MURDERER. Take him on the costard with the hilts of - thy sword, and then chop him in the malmsey-butt in the - next room. - SECOND MURDERER. O excellent device! and make a sop of - him. - FIRST MURDERER. Soft! he wakes. - SECOND MURDERER. Strike! - FIRST MURDERER. No, we'll reason with him. - CLARENCE. Where art thou, Keeper? Give me a cup of wine. - SECOND MURDERER. You shall have wine enough, my lord, - anon. - CLARENCE. In God's name, what art thou? - FIRST MURDERER. A man, as you are. - CLARENCE. But not as I am, royal. - SECOND MURDERER. Nor you as we are, loyal. - CLARENCE. Thy voice is thunder, but thy looks are humble. - FIRST MURDERER. My voice is now the King's, my looks - mine own. - CLARENCE. How darkly and how deadly dost thou speak! - Your eyes do menace me. Why look you pale? - Who sent you hither? Wherefore do you come? - SECOND MURDERER. To, to, to- - CLARENCE. To murder me? - BOTH MURDERERS. Ay, ay. - CLARENCE. You scarcely have the hearts to tell me so, - And therefore cannot have the hearts to do it. - Wherein, my friends, have I offended you? - FIRST MURDERER. Offended us you have not, but the King. - CLARENCE. I shall be reconcil'd to him again. - SECOND MURDERER. Never, my lord; therefore prepare to die. - CLARENCE. Are you drawn forth among a world of men - To slay the innocent? What is my offence? - Where is the evidence that doth accuse me? - What lawful quest have given their verdict up - Unto the frowning judge, or who pronounc'd - The bitter sentence of poor Clarence' death? - Before I be convict by course of law, - To threaten me with death is most unlawful. - I charge you, as you hope to have redemption - By Christ's dear blood shed for our grievous sins, - That you depart and lay no hands on me. - The deed you undertake is damnable. - FIRST MURDERER. What we will do, we do upon command. - SECOND MURDERER. And he that hath commanded is our - King. - CLARENCE. Erroneous vassals! the great King of kings - Hath in the tables of his law commanded - That thou shalt do no murder. Will you then - Spurn at his edict and fulfil a man's? - Take heed; for he holds vengeance in his hand - To hurl upon their heads that break his law. - SECOND MURDERER. And that same vengeance doth he hurl - on thee - For false forswearing, and for murder too; - Thou didst receive the sacrament to fight - In quarrel of the house of Lancaster. - FIRST MURDERER. And like a traitor to the name of God - Didst break that vow; and with thy treacherous blade - Unripp'dst the bowels of thy sov'reign's son. - SECOND MURDERER. Whom thou wast sworn to cherish and - defend. - FIRST MURDERER. How canst thou urge God's dreadful law - to us, - When thou hast broke it in such dear degree? - CLARENCE. Alas! for whose sake did I that ill deed? - For Edward, for my brother, for his sake. - He sends you not to murder me for this, - For in that sin he is as deep as I. - If God will be avenged for the deed, - O, know you yet He doth it publicly. - Take not the quarrel from His pow'rful arm; - He needs no indirect or lawless course - To cut off those that have offended Him. - FIRST MURDERER. Who made thee then a bloody minister - When gallant-springing brave Plantagenet, - That princely novice, was struck dead by thee? - CLARENCE. My brother's love, the devil, and my rage. - FIRST MURDERER. Thy brother's love, our duty, and thy - faults, - Provoke us hither now to slaughter thee. - CLARENCE. If you do love my brother, hate not me; - I am his brother, and I love him well. - If you are hir'd for meed, go back again, - And I will send you to my brother Gloucester, - Who shall reward you better for my life - Than Edward will for tidings of my death. - SECOND MURDERER. You are deceiv'd: your brother Gloucester - hates you. - CLARENCE. O, no, he loves me, and he holds me dear. - Go you to him from me. - FIRST MURDERER. Ay, so we will. - CLARENCE. Tell him when that our princely father York - Bless'd his three sons with his victorious arm - And charg'd us from his soul to love each other, - He little thought of this divided friendship. - Bid Gloucester think of this, and he will weep. - FIRST MURDERER. Ay, millstones; as he lesson'd us to weep. - CLARENCE. O, do not slander him, for he is kind. - FIRST MURDERER. Right, as snow in harvest. Come, you - deceive yourself: - 'Tis he that sends us to destroy you here. - CLARENCE. It cannot be; for he bewept my fortune - And hugg'd me in his arms, and swore with sobs - That he would labour my delivery. - FIRST MURDERER. Why, so he doth, when he delivers you - From this earth's thraldom to the joys of heaven. - SECOND MURDERER. Make peace with God, for you must die, - my lord. - CLARENCE. Have you that holy feeling in your souls - To counsel me to make my peace with God, - And are you yet to your own souls so blind - That you will war with God by murd'ring me? - O, sirs, consider: they that set you on - To do this deed will hate you for the deed. - SECOND MURDERER. What shall we do? - CLARENCE. Relent, and save your souls. - FIRST MURDERER. Relent! No, 'tis cowardly and womanish. - CLARENCE. Not to relent is beastly, savage, devilish. - Which of you, if you were a prince's son, - Being pent from liberty as I am now, - If two such murderers as yourselves came to you, - Would not entreat for life? - My friend, I spy some pity in thy looks; - O, if thine eye be not a flatterer, - Come thou on my side and entreat for me- - As you would beg were you in my distress. - A begging prince what beggar pities not? - SECOND MURDERER. Look behind you, my lord. - FIRST MURDERER. [Stabbing him] Take that, and that. If all - this will not do, - I'll drown you in the malmsey-butt within. - Exit with the body - SECOND MURDERER. A bloody deed, and desperately - dispatch'd! - How fain, like Pilate, would I wash my hands - Of this most grievous murder! - - Re-enter FIRST MURDERER - - FIRST MURDERER-How now, what mean'st thou that thou - help'st me not? - By heavens, the Duke shall know how slack you have - been! - SECOND MURDERER. I would he knew that I had sav'd his - brother! - Take thou the fee, and tell him what I say; - For I repent me that the Duke is slain. Exit - FIRST MURDERER. So do not I. Go, coward as thou art. - Well, I'll go hide the body in some hole, - Till that the Duke give order for his burial; - And when I have my meed, I will away; - For this will out, and then I must not stay. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE 1. - -London. The palace - -Flourish. Enter KING EDWARD sick, QUEEN ELIZABETH, DORSET, RIVERS, -HASTINGS, BUCKINGHAM, GREY, and others - - KING EDWARD. Why, so. Now have I done a good day's - work. - You peers, continue this united league. - I every day expect an embassage - From my Redeemer to redeem me hence; - And more at peace my soul shall part to heaven, - Since I have made my friends at peace on earth. - Hastings and Rivers, take each other's hand; - Dissemble not your hatred, swear your love. - RIVERS. By heaven, my soul is purg'd from grudging hate; - And with my hand I seal my true heart's love. - HASTINGS. So thrive I, as I truly swear the like! - KING EDWARD. Take heed you dally not before your king; - Lest He that is the supreme King of kings - Confound your hidden falsehood and award - Either of you to be the other's end. - HASTINGS. So prosper I, as I swear perfect love! - RIVERS. And I, as I love Hastings with my heart! - KING EDWARD. Madam, yourself is not exempt from this; - Nor you, son Dorset; Buckingham, nor you: - You have been factious one against the other. - Wife, love Lord Hastings, let him kiss your hand; - And what you do, do it unfeignedly. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. There, Hastings; I will never more - remember - Our former hatred, so thrive I and mine! - KING EDWARD. Dorset, embrace him; Hastings, love Lord - Marquis. - DORSET. This interchange of love, I here protest, - Upon my part shall be inviolable. - HASTINGS. And so swear I. [They embrace] - KING EDWARD. Now, princely Buckingham, seal thou this - league - With thy embracements to my wife's allies, - And make me happy in your unity. - BUCKINGHAM. [To the QUEEN] Whenever Buckingham - doth turn his hate - Upon your Grace, but with all duteous love - Doth cherish you and yours, God punish me - With hate in those where I expect most love! - When I have most need to employ a friend - And most assured that he is a friend, - Deep, hollow, treacherous, and full of guile, - Be he unto me! This do I beg of God - When I am cold in love to you or yours. - [They embrace] - KING EDWARD. A pleasing cordial, princely Buckingham, - Is this thy vow unto my sickly heart. - There wanteth now our brother Gloucester here - To make the blessed period of this peace. - BUCKINGHAM. And, in good time, - Here comes Sir Richard Ratcliff and the Duke. - - Enter GLOUCESTER, and RATCLIFF - - GLOUCESTER. Good morrow to my sovereign king and - Queen; - And, princely peers, a happy time of day! - KING EDWARD. Happy, indeed, as we have spent the day. - Gloucester, we have done deeds of charity, - Made peace of enmity, fair love of hate, - Between these swelling wrong-incensed peers. - GLOUCESTER. A blessed labour, my most sovereign lord. - Among this princely heap, if any here, - By false intelligence or wrong surmise, - Hold me a foe- - If I unwittingly, or in my rage, - Have aught committed that is hardly borne - To any in this presence, I desire - To reconcile me to his friendly peace: - 'Tis death to me to be at enmity; - I hate it, and desire all good men's love. - First, madam, I entreat true peace of you, - Which I will purchase with my duteous service; - Of you, my noble cousin Buckingham, - If ever any grudge were lodg'd between us; - Of you, and you, Lord Rivers, and of Dorset, - That all without desert have frown'd on me; - Of you, Lord Woodville, and, Lord Scales, of you; - Dukes, earls, lords, gentlemen-indeed, of all. - I do not know that Englishman alive - With whom my soul is any jot at odds - More than the infant that is born to-night. - I thank my God for my humility. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. A holy day shall this be kept hereafter. - I would to God all strifes were well compounded. - My sovereign lord, I do beseech your Highness - To take our brother Clarence to your grace. - GLOUCESTER. Why, madam, have I off'red love for this, - To be so flouted in this royal presence? - Who knows not that the gentle Duke is dead? - [They all start] - You do him injury to scorn his corse. - KING EDWARD. Who knows not he is dead! Who knows - he is? - QUEEN ELIZABETH. All-seeing heaven, what a world is this! - BUCKINGHAM. Look I so pale, Lord Dorset, as the rest? - DORSET. Ay, my good lord; and no man in the presence - But his red colour hath forsook his cheeks. - KING EDWARD. Is Clarence dead? The order was revers'd. - GLOUCESTER. But he, poor man, by your first order died, - And that a winged Mercury did bear; - Some tardy cripple bare the countermand - That came too lag to see him buried. - God grant that some, less noble and less loyal, - Nearer in bloody thoughts, an not in blood, - Deserve not worse than wretched Clarence did, - And yet go current from suspicion! - - Enter DERBY - - DERBY. A boon, my sovereign, for my service done! - KING EDWARD. I prithee, peace; my soul is full of sorrow. - DERBY. I Will not rise unless your Highness hear me. - KING EDWARD. Then say at once what is it thou requests. - DERBY. The forfeit, sovereign, of my servant's life; - Who slew to-day a riotous gentleman - Lately attendant on the Duke of Norfolk. - KING EDWARD. Have I a tongue to doom my brother's death, - And shall that tongue give pardon to a slave? - My brother killed no man-his fault was thought, - And yet his punishment was bitter death. - Who sued to me for him? Who, in my wrath, - Kneel'd at my feet, and bid me be advis'd? - Who spoke of brotherhood? Who spoke of love? - Who told me how the poor soul did forsake - The mighty Warwick and did fight for me? - Who told me, in the field at Tewksbury - When Oxford had me down, he rescued me - And said 'Dear Brother, live, and be a king'? - Who told me, when we both lay in the field - Frozen almost to death, how he did lap me - Even in his garments, and did give himself, - All thin and naked, to the numb cold night? - All this from my remembrance brutish wrath - Sinfully pluck'd, and not a man of you - Had so much race to put it in my mind. - But when your carters or your waiting-vassals - Have done a drunken slaughter and defac'd - The precious image of our dear Redeemer, - You straight are on your knees for pardon, pardon; - And I, unjustly too, must grant it you. [DERBY rises] - But for my brother not a man would speak; - Nor I, ungracious, speak unto myself - For him, poor soul. The proudest of you all - Have been beholding to him in his life; - Yet none of you would once beg for his life. - O God, I fear thy justice will take hold - On me, and you, and mine, and yours, for this! - Come, Hastings, help me to my closet. Ah, poor Clarence! - Exeunt some with KING and QUEEN - GLOUCESTER. This is the fruits of rashness. Mark'd you not - How that the guilty kindred of the Queen - Look'd pale when they did hear of Clarence' death? - O, they did urge it still unto the King! - God will revenge it. Come, lords, will you go - To comfort Edward with our company? - BUCKINGHAM. We wait upon your Grace. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 2. - -London. The palace - -Enter the old DUCHESS OF YORK, with the SON and DAUGHTER of CLARENCE - - SON. Good grandam, tell us, is our father dead? - DUCHESS. No, boy. - DAUGHTER. Why do you weep so oft, and beat your breast, - And cry 'O Clarence, my unhappy son!'? - SON. Why do you look on us, and shake your head, - And call us orphans, wretches, castaways, - If that our noble father were alive? - DUCHESS. My pretty cousins, you mistake me both; - I do lament the sickness of the King, - As loath to lose him, not your father's death; - It were lost sorrow to wail one that's lost. - SON. Then you conclude, my grandam, he is dead. - The King mine uncle is to blame for it. - God will revenge it; whom I will importune - With earnest prayers all to that effect. - DAUGHTER. And so will I. - DUCHESS. Peace, children, peace! The King doth love you - well. - Incapable and shallow innocents, - You cannot guess who caus'd your father's death. - SON. Grandam, we can; for my good uncle Gloucester - Told me the King, provok'd to it by the Queen, - Devis'd impeachments to imprison him. - And when my uncle told me so, he wept, - And pitied me, and kindly kiss'd my cheek; - Bade me rely on him as on my father, - And he would love me dearly as a child. - DUCHESS. Ah, that deceit should steal such gentle shape, - And with a virtuous vizor hide deep vice! - He is my son; ay, and therein my shame; - Yet from my dugs he drew not this deceit. - SON. Think you my uncle did dissemble, grandam? - DUCHESS. Ay, boy. - SON. I cannot think it. Hark! what noise is this? - - Enter QUEEN ELIZABETH, with her hair about her - ears; RIVERS and DORSET after her - - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Ah, who shall hinder me to wail and - weep, - To chide my fortune, and torment myself? - I'll join with black despair against my soul - And to myself become an enemy. - DUCHESS. What means this scene of rude impatience? - QUEEN ELIZABETH. To make an act of tragic violence. - EDWARD, my lord, thy son, our king, is dead. - Why grow the branches when the root is gone? - Why wither not the leaves that want their sap? - If you will live, lament; if die, be brief, - That our swift-winged souls may catch the King's, - Or like obedient subjects follow him - To his new kingdom of ne'er-changing night. - DUCHESS. Ah, so much interest have I in thy sorrow - As I had title in thy noble husband! - I have bewept a worthy husband's death, - And liv'd with looking on his images; - But now two mirrors of his princely semblance - Are crack'd in pieces by malignant death, - And I for comfort have but one false glass, - That grieves me when I see my shame in him. - Thou art a widow, yet thou art a mother - And hast the comfort of thy children left; - But death hath snatch'd my husband from mine arms - And pluck'd two crutches from my feeble hands- - Clarence and Edward. O, what cause have I- - Thine being but a moiety of my moan- - To overgo thy woes and drown thy cries? - SON. Ah, aunt, you wept not for our father's death! - How can we aid you with our kindred tears? - DAUGHTER. Our fatherless distress was left unmoan'd; - Your widow-dolour likewise be unwept! - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Give me no help in lamentation; - I am not barren to bring forth complaints. - All springs reduce their currents to mine eyes - That I, being govern'd by the watery moon, - May send forth plenteous tears to drown the world! - Ah for my husband, for my dear Lord Edward! - CHILDREN. Ah for our father, for our dear Lord Clarence! - DUCHESS. Alas for both, both mine, Edward and Clarence! - QUEEN ELIZABETH. What stay had I but Edward? and he's - gone. - CHILDREN. What stay had we but Clarence? and he's gone. - DUCHESS. What stays had I but they? and they are gone. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Was never widow had so dear a loss. - CHILDREN. Were never orphans had so dear a loss. - DUCHESS. Was never mother had so dear a loss. - Alas, I am the mother of these griefs! - Their woes are parcell'd, mine is general. - She for an Edward weeps, and so do I: - I for a Clarence weep, so doth not she. - These babes for Clarence weep, and so do I: - I for an Edward weep, so do not they. - Alas, you three on me, threefold distress'd, - Pour all your tears! I am your sorrow's nurse, - And I will pamper it with lamentation. - DORSET. Comfort, dear mother. God is much displeas'd - That you take with unthankfulness his doing. - In common worldly things 'tis called ungrateful - With dull unwillingness to repay a debt - Which with a bounteous hand was kindly lent; - Much more to be thus opposite with heaven, - For it requires the royal debt it lent you. - RIVERS. Madam, bethink you, like a careful mother, - Of the young prince your son. Send straight for him; - Let him be crown'd; in him your comfort lives. - Drown desperate sorrow in dead Edward's grave, - And plant your joys in living Edward's throne. - - Enter GLOUCESTER, BUCKINGHAM, DERBY, - HASTINGS, and RATCLIFF - - GLOUCESTER. Sister, have comfort. All of us have cause - To wail the dimming of our shining star; - But none can help our harms by wailing them. - Madam, my mother, I do cry you mercy; - I did not see your Grace. Humbly on my knee - I crave your blessing. - DUCHESS. God bless thee; and put meekness in thy breast, - Love, charity, obedience, and true duty! - GLOUCESTER. Amen! [Aside] And make me die a good old - man! - That is the butt end of a mother's blessing; - I marvel that her Grace did leave it out. - BUCKINGHAM. You cloudy princes and heart-sorrowing - peers, - That bear this heavy mutual load of moan, - Now cheer each other in each other's love. - Though we have spent our harvest of this king, - We are to reap the harvest of his son. - The broken rancour of your high-swol'n hearts, - But lately splinter'd, knit, and join'd together, - Must gently be preserv'd, cherish'd, and kept. - Me seemeth good that, with some little train, - Forthwith from Ludlow the young prince be fet - Hither to London, to be crown'd our King. - - RIVERS. Why with some little train, my Lord of - Buckingham? - BUCKINGHAM. Marry, my lord, lest by a multitude - The new-heal'd wound of malice should break out, - Which would be so much the more dangerous - By how much the estate is green and yet ungovern'd; - Where every horse bears his commanding rein - And may direct his course as please himself, - As well the fear of harm as harm apparent, - In my opinion, ought to be prevented. - GLOUCESTER. I hope the King made peace with all of us; - And the compact is firm and true in me. - RIVERS. And so in me; and so, I think, in an. - Yet, since it is but green, it should be put - To no apparent likelihood of breach, - Which haply by much company might be urg'd; - Therefore I say with noble Buckingham - That it is meet so few should fetch the Prince. - HASTINGS. And so say I. - GLOUCESTER. Then be it so; and go we to determine - Who they shall be that straight shall post to Ludlow. - Madam, and you, my sister, will you go - To give your censures in this business? - Exeunt all but BUCKINGHAM and GLOUCESTER - BUCKINGHAM. My lord, whoever journeys to the Prince, - For God sake, let not us two stay at home; - For by the way I'll sort occasion, - As index to the story we late talk'd of, - To part the Queen's proud kindred from the Prince. - GLOUCESTER. My other self, my counsel's consistory, - My oracle, my prophet, my dear cousin, - I, as a child, will go by thy direction. - Toward Ludlow then, for we'll not stay behind. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 3. - -London. A street - -Enter one CITIZEN at one door, and another at the other - - FIRST CITIZEN. Good morrow, neighbour. Whither away so - fast? - SECOND CITIZEN. I promise you, I scarcely know myself. - Hear you the news abroad? - FIRST CITIZEN. Yes, that the King is dead. - SECOND CITIZEN. Ill news, by'r lady; seldom comes the - better. - I fear, I fear 'twill prove a giddy world. - - Enter another CITIZEN - - THIRD CITIZEN. Neighbours, God speed! - FIRST CITIZEN. Give you good morrow, sir. - THIRD CITIZEN. Doth the news hold of good King Edward's - death? - SECOND CITIZEN. Ay, sir, it is too true; God help the while! - THIRD CITIZEN. Then, masters, look to see a troublous - world. - FIRST CITIZEN. No, no; by God's good grace, his son shall - reign. - THIRD CITIZEN. Woe to that land that's govern'd by a child. - SECOND CITIZEN. In him there is a hope of government, - Which, in his nonage, council under him, - And, in his full and ripened years, himself, - No doubt, shall then, and till then, govern well. - FIRST CITIZEN. So stood the state when Henry the Sixth - Was crown'd in Paris but at nine months old. - THIRD CITIZEN. Stood the state so? No, no, good friends, - God wot; - For then this land was famously enrich'd - With politic grave counsel; then the King - Had virtuous uncles to protect his Grace. - FIRST CITIZEN. Why, so hath this, both by his father and - mother. - THIRD CITIZEN. Better it were they all came by his father, - Or by his father there were none at all; - For emulation who shall now be nearest - Will touch us all too near, if God prevent not. - O, full of danger is the Duke of Gloucester! - And the Queen's sons and brothers haught and proud; - And were they to be rul'd, and not to rule, - This sickly land might solace as before. - FIRST CITIZEN. Come, come, we fear the worst; all will be - well. - THIRD CITIZEN. When clouds are seen, wise men put on - their cloaks; - When great leaves fall, then winter is at hand; - When the sun sets, who doth not look for night? - Untimely storms make men expect a dearth. - All may be well; but, if God sort it so, - 'Tis more than we deserve or I expect. - SECOND CITIZEN. Truly, the hearts of men are fun of fear. - You cannot reason almost with a man - That looks not heavily and fun of dread. - THIRD CITIZEN. Before the days of change, still is it so; - By a divine instinct men's minds mistrust - Ensuing danger; as by proof we see - The water swell before a boist'rous storm. - But leave it all to God. Whither away? - SECOND CITIZEN. Marry, we were sent for to the justices. - THIRD CITIZEN. And so was I; I'll bear you company. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 4. - -London. The palace - -Enter the ARCHBISHOP OF YORK, the young DUKE OF YORK, QUEEN ELIZABETH, -and the DUCHESS OF YORK - - ARCHBISHOP. Last night, I hear, they lay at Stony Stratford, - And at Northampton they do rest to-night; - To-morrow or next day they will be here. - DUCHESS. I long with all my heart to see the Prince. - I hope he is much grown since last I saw him. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. But I hear no; they say my son of York - Has almost overta'en him in his growth. - YORK. Ay, mother; but I would not have it so. - DUCHESS. Why, my good cousin, it is good to grow. - YORK. Grandam, one night as we did sit at supper, - My uncle Rivers talk'd how I did grow - More than my brother. 'Ay,' quoth my uncle Gloucester - 'Small herbs have grace: great weeds do grow apace.' - And since, methinks, I would not grow so fast, - Because sweet flow'rs are slow and weeds make haste. - DUCHESS. Good faith, good faith, the saying did not hold - In him that did object the same to thee. - He was the wretched'st thing when he was young, - So long a-growing and so leisurely - That, if his rule were true, he should be gracious. - ARCHBISHOP. And so no doubt he is, my gracious madam. - DUCHESS. I hope he is; but yet let mothers doubt. - YORK. Now, by my troth, if I had been rememb'red, - I could have given my uncle's Grace a flout - To touch his growth nearer than he touch'd mine. - DUCHESS. How, my young York? I prithee let me hear it. - YORK. Marry, they say my uncle grew so fast - That he could gnaw a crust at two hours old. - 'Twas full two years ere I could get a tooth. - Grandam, this would have been a biting jest. - DUCHESS. I prithee, pretty York, who told thee this? - YORK. Grandam, his nurse. - DUCHESS. His nurse! Why she was dead ere thou wast - born. - YORK. If 'twere not she, I cannot tell who told me. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. A parlous boy! Go to, you are too - shrewd. - ARCHBISHOP. Good madam, be not angry with the child. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Pitchers have ears. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - ARCHBISHOP. Here comes a messenger. What news? - MESSENGER. Such news, my lord, as grieves me to report. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. How doth the Prince? - MESSENGER. Well, madam, and in health. - DUCHESS. What is thy news? - MESSENGER. Lord Rivers and Lord Grey - Are sent to Pomfret, and with them - Sir Thomas Vaughan, prisoners. - DUCHESS. Who hath committed them? - MESSENGER. The mighty Dukes, Gloucester and Buckingham. - ARCHBISHOP. For what offence? - MESSENGER. The sum of all I can, I have disclos'd. - Why or for what the nobles were committed - Is all unknown to me, my gracious lord. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Ay me, I see the ruin of my house! - The tiger now hath seiz'd the gentle hind; - Insulting tyranny begins to jet - Upon the innocent and aweless throne. - Welcome, destruction, blood, and massacre! - I see, as in a map, the end of all. - DUCHESS. Accursed and unquiet wrangling days, - How many of you have mine eyes beheld! - My husband lost his life to get the crown; - And often up and down my sons were toss'd - For me to joy and weep their gain and loss; - And being seated, and domestic broils - Clean over-blown, themselves the conquerors - Make war upon themselves-brother to brother, - Blood to blood, self against self. O, preposterous - And frantic outrage, end thy damned spleen, - Or let me die, to look on death no more! - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Come, come, my boy; we will to - sanctuary. - Madam, farewell. - DUCHESS. Stay, I will go with you. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. You have no cause. - ARCHBISHOP. [To the QUEEN] My gracious lady, go. - And thither bear your treasure and your goods. - For my part, I'll resign unto your Grace - The seal I keep; and so betide to me - As well I tender you and all of yours! - Go, I'll conduct you to the sanctuary. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE 1. - -London. A street - -The trumpets sound. Enter the PRINCE OF WALES, GLOUCESTER, BUCKINGHAM, -CATESBY, CARDINAL BOURCHIER, and others - - BUCKINGHAM. Welcome, sweet Prince, to London, to your - chamber. - GLOUCESTER. Welcome, dear cousin, my thoughts' sovereign. - The weary way hath made you melancholy. - PRINCE. No, uncle; but our crosses on the way - Have made it tedious, wearisome, and heavy. - I want more uncles here to welcome me. - GLOUCESTER. Sweet Prince, the untainted virtue of your - years - Hath not yet div'd into the world's deceit; - Nor more can you distinguish of a man - Than of his outward show; which, God He knows, - Seldom or never jumpeth with the heart. - Those uncles which you want were dangerous; - Your Grace attended to their sug'red words - But look'd not on the poison of their hearts. - God keep you from them and from such false friends! - PRINCE. God keep me from false friends! but they were - none. - GLOUCESTER. My lord, the Mayor of London comes to greet - you. - - Enter the LORD MAYOR and his train - - MAYOR. God bless your Grace with health and happy days! - PRINCE. I thank you, good my lord, and thank you all. - I thought my mother and my brother York - Would long ere this have met us on the way. - Fie, what a slug is Hastings, that he comes not - To tell us whether they will come or no! - - Enter LORD HASTINGS - - BUCKINGHAM. And, in good time, here comes the sweating - Lord. - PRINCE. Welcome, my lord. What, will our mother come? - HASTINGS. On what occasion, God He knows, not I, - The Queen your mother and your brother York - Have taken sanctuary. The tender Prince - Would fain have come with me to meet your Grace, - But by his mother was perforce withheld. - BUCKINGHAM. Fie, what an indirect and peevish course - Is this of hers? Lord Cardinal, will your Grace - Persuade the Queen to send the Duke of York - Unto his princely brother presently? - If she deny, Lord Hastings, go with him - And from her jealous arms pluck him perforce. - CARDINAL. My Lord of Buckingham, if my weak oratory - Can from his mother win the Duke of York, - Anon expect him here; but if she be obdurate - To mild entreaties, God in heaven forbid - We should infringe the holy privilege - Of blessed sanctuary! Not for all this land - Would I be guilty of so deep a sin. - BUCKINGHAM. You are too senseless-obstinate, my lord, - Too ceremonious and traditional. - Weigh it but with the grossness of this age, - You break not sanctuary in seizing him. - The benefit thereof is always granted - To those whose dealings have deserv'd the place - And those who have the wit to claim the place. - This Prince hath neither claim'd it nor deserv'd it, - And therefore, in mine opinion, cannot have it. - Then, taking him from thence that is not there, - You break no privilege nor charter there. - Oft have I heard of sanctuary men; - But sanctuary children never till now. - CARDINAL. My lord, you shall o'errule my mind for once. - Come on, Lord Hastings, will you go with me? - HASTINGS. I go, my lord. - PRINCE. Good lords, make all the speedy haste you may. - Exeunt CARDINAL and HASTINGS - Say, uncle Gloucester, if our brother come, - Where shall we sojourn till our coronation? - GLOUCESTER. Where it seems best unto your royal self. - If I may counsel you, some day or two - Your Highness shall repose you at the Tower, - Then where you please and shall be thought most fit - For your best health and recreation. - PRINCE. I do not like the Tower, of any place. - Did Julius Caesar build that place, my lord? - BUCKINGHAM. He did, my gracious lord, begin that place, - Which, since, succeeding ages have re-edified. - PRINCE. Is it upon record, or else reported - Successively from age to age, he built it? - BUCKINGHAM. Upon record, my gracious lord. - PRINCE. But say, my lord, it were not regist'red, - Methinks the truth should Eve from age to age, - As 'twere retail'd to all posterity, - Even to the general all-ending day. - GLOUCESTER. [Aside] So wise so young, they say, do never - live long. - PRINCE. What say you, uncle? - GLOUCESTER. I say, without characters, fame lives long. - [Aside] Thus, like the formal vice, Iniquity, - I moralize two meanings in one word. - PRINCE. That Julius Caesar was a famous man; - With what his valour did enrich his wit, - His wit set down to make his valour live. - Death makes no conquest of this conqueror; - For now he lives in fame, though not in life. - I'll tell you what, my cousin Buckingham- - BUCKINGHAM. What, my gracious lord? - PRINCE. An if I live until I be a man, - I'll win our ancient right in France again, - Or die a soldier as I liv'd a king. - GLOUCESTER. [Aside] Short summers lightly have a forward - spring. - - Enter HASTINGS, young YORK, and the CARDINAL - - BUCKINGHAM. Now, in good time, here comes the Duke of - York. - PRINCE. Richard of York, how fares our loving brother? - YORK. Well, my dread lord; so must I can you now. - PRINCE. Ay brother, to our grief, as it is yours. - Too late he died that might have kept that title, - Which by his death hath lost much majesty. - GLOUCESTER. How fares our cousin, noble Lord of York? - YORK. I thank you, gentle uncle. O, my lord, - You said that idle weeds are fast in growth. - The Prince my brother hath outgrown me far. - GLOUCESTER. He hath, my lord. - YORK. And therefore is he idle? - GLOUCESTER. O, my fair cousin, I must not say so. - YORK. Then he is more beholding to you than I. - GLOUCESTER. He may command me as my sovereign; - But you have power in me as in a kinsman. - YORK. I pray you, uncle, give me this dagger. - GLOUCESTER. My dagger, little cousin? With all my heart! - PRINCE. A beggar, brother? - YORK. Of my kind uncle, that I know will give, - And being but a toy, which is no grief to give. - GLOUCESTER. A greater gift than that I'll give my cousin. - YORK. A greater gift! O, that's the sword to it! - GLOUCESTER. Ay, gentle cousin, were it light enough. - YORK. O, then, I see you will part but with light gifts: - In weightier things you'll say a beggar nay. - GLOUCESTER. It is too heavy for your Grace to wear. - YORK. I weigh it lightly, were it heavier. - GLOUCESTER. What, would you have my weapon, little - Lord? - YORK. I would, that I might thank you as you call me. - GLOUCESTER. How? - YORK. Little. - PRINCE. My Lord of York will still be cross in talk. - Uncle, your Grace knows how to bear with him. - YORK. You mean, to bear me, not to bear with me. - Uncle, my brother mocks both you and me; - Because that I am little, like an ape, - He thinks that you should bear me on your shoulders. - BUCKINGHAM. With what a sharp-provided wit he reasons! - To mitigate the scorn he gives his uncle - He prettily and aptly taunts himself. - So cunning and so young is wonderful. - GLOUCESTER. My lord, will't please you pass along? - Myself and my good cousin Buckingham - Will to your mother, to entreat of her - To meet you at the Tower and welcome you. - YORK. What, will you go unto the Tower, my lord? - PRINCE. My Lord Protector needs will have it so. - YORK. I shall not sleep in quiet at the Tower. - GLOUCESTER. Why, what should you fear? - YORK. Marry, my uncle Clarence' angry ghost. - My grandam told me he was murder'd there. - PRINCE. I fear no uncles dead. - GLOUCESTER. Nor none that live, I hope. - PRINCE. An if they live, I hope I need not fear. - But come, my lord; and with a heavy heart, - Thinking on them, go I unto the Tower. - A sennet. - Exeunt all but GLOUCESTER, BUCKINGHAM, and CATESBY - BUCKINGHAM. Think you, my lord, this little prating York - Was not incensed by his subtle mother - To taunt and scorn you thus opprobriously? - GLOUCESTER. No doubt, no doubt. O, 'tis a perilous boy; - Bold, quick, ingenious, forward, capable. - He is all the mother's, from the top to toe. - BUCKINGHAM. Well, let them rest. Come hither, Catesby. - Thou art sworn as deeply to effect what we intend - As closely to conceal what we impart. - Thou know'st our reasons urg'd upon the way. - What think'st thou? Is it not an easy matter - To make William Lord Hastings of our mind, - For the instalment of this noble Duke - In the seat royal of this famous isle? - CATESBY. He for his father's sake so loves the Prince - That he will not be won to aught against him. - BUCKINGHAM. What think'st thou then of Stanley? Will - not he? - CATESBY. He will do all in all as Hastings doth. - BUCKINGHAM. Well then, no more but this: go, gentle - Catesby, - And, as it were far off, sound thou Lord Hastings - How he doth stand affected to our purpose; - And summon him to-morrow to the Tower, - To sit about the coronation. - If thou dost find him tractable to us, - Encourage him, and tell him all our reasons; - If he be leaden, icy, cold, unwilling, - Be thou so too, and so break off the talk, - And give us notice of his inclination; - For we to-morrow hold divided councils, - Wherein thyself shalt highly be employ'd. - GLOUCESTER. Commend me to Lord William. Tell him, - Catesby, - His ancient knot of dangerous adversaries - To-morrow are let blood at Pomfret Castle; - And bid my lord, for joy of this good news, - Give Mistress Shore one gentle kiss the more. - BUCKINGHAM. Good Catesby, go effect this business soundly. - CATESBY. My good lords both, with all the heed I can. - GLOUCESTER. Shall we hear from you, Catesby, ere we sleep? - CATESBY. You shall, my lord. - GLOUCESTER. At Crosby House, there shall you find us both. - Exit CATESBY - BUCKINGHAM. Now, my lord, what shall we do if we - perceive - Lord Hastings will not yield to our complots? - GLOUCESTER. Chop off his head-something we will - determine. - And, look when I am King, claim thou of me - The earldom of Hereford and all the movables - Whereof the King my brother was possess'd. - BUCKINGHAM. I'll claim that promise at your Grace's hand. - GLOUCESTER. And look to have it yielded with all kindness. - Come, let us sup betimes, that afterwards - We may digest our complots in some form. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 2. - -Before LORD HASTING'S house - -Enter a MESSENGER to the door of HASTINGS - - MESSENGER. My lord, my lord! [Knocking] - HASTINGS. [Within] Who knocks? - MESSENGER. One from the Lord Stanley. - HASTINGS. [Within] What is't o'clock? - MESSENGER. Upon the stroke of four. - - Enter LORD HASTINGS - - HASTINGS. Cannot my Lord Stanley sleep these tedious - nights? - MESSENGER. So it appears by that I have to say. - First, he commends him to your noble self. - HASTINGS. What then? - MESSENGER. Then certifies your lordship that this night - He dreamt the boar had razed off his helm. - Besides, he says there are two councils kept, - And that may be determin'd at the one - Which may make you and him to rue at th' other. - Therefore he sends to know your lordship's pleasure- - If you will presently take horse with him - And with all speed post with him toward the north - To shun the danger that his soul divines. - HASTINGS. Go, fellow, go, return unto thy lord; - Bid him not fear the separated council: - His honour and myself are at the one, - And at the other is my good friend Catesby; - Where nothing can proceed that toucheth us - Whereof I shall not have intelligence. - Tell him his fears are shallow, without instance; - And for his dreams, I wonder he's so simple - To trust the mock'ry of unquiet slumbers. - To fly the boar before the boar pursues - Were to incense the boar to follow us - And make pursuit where he did mean no chase. - Go, bid thy master rise and come to me; - And we will both together to the Tower, - Where, he shall see, the boar will use us kindly. - MESSENGER. I'll go, my lord, and tell him what you say. - Exit - - Enter CATESBY - - CATESBY. Many good morrows to my noble lord! - HASTINGS. Good morrow, Catesby; you are early stirring. - What news, what news, in this our tott'ring state? - CATESBY. It is a reeling world indeed, my lord; - And I believe will never stand upright - Till Richard wear the garland of the realm. - HASTINGS. How, wear the garland! Dost thou mean the - crown? - CATESBY. Ay, my good lord. - HASTINGS. I'll have this crown of mine cut from my - shoulders - Before I'll see the crown so foul misplac'd. - But canst thou guess that he doth aim at it? - CATESBY. Ay, on my life; and hopes to find you forward - Upon his party for the gain thereof; - And thereupon he sends you this good news, - That this same very day your enemies, - The kindred of the Queen, must die at Pomfret. - HASTINGS. Indeed, I am no mourner for that news, - Because they have been still my adversaries; - But that I'll give my voice on Richard's side - To bar my master's heirs in true descent, - God knows I will not do it to the death. - CATESBY. God keep your lordship in that gracious mind! - HASTINGS. But I shall laugh at this a twelve month hence, - That they which brought me in my master's hate, - I live to look upon their tragedy. - Well, Catesby, ere a fortnight make me older, - I'll send some packing that yet think not on't. - CATESBY. 'Tis a vile thing to die, my gracious lord, - When men are unprepar'd and look not for it. - HASTINGS. O monstrous, monstrous! And so falls it out - With Rivers, Vaughan, Grey; and so 'twill do - With some men else that think themselves as safe - As thou and I, who, as thou knowest, are dear - To princely Richard and to Buckingham. - CATESBY. The Princes both make high account of you- - [Aside] For they account his head upon the bridge. - HASTINGS. I know they do, and I have well deserv'd it. - - Enter LORD STANLEY - - Come on, come on; where is your boar-spear, man? - Fear you the boar, and go so unprovided? - STANLEY. My lord, good morrow; good morrow, Catesby. - You may jest on, but, by the holy rood, - I do not like these several councils, I. - HASTINGS. My lord, I hold my life as dear as yours, - And never in my days, I do protest, - Was it so precious to me as 'tis now. - Think you, but that I know our state secure, - I would be so triumphant as I am? - STANLEY. The lords at Pomfret, when they rode from - London, - Were jocund and suppos'd their states were sure, - And they indeed had no cause to mistrust; - But yet you see how soon the day o'ercast. - This sudden stab of rancour I misdoubt; - Pray God, I say, I prove a needless coward. - What, shall we toward the Tower? The day is spent. - HASTINGS. Come, come, have with you. Wot you what, my - Lord? - To-day the lords you talk'd of are beheaded. - STANLEY. They, for their truth, might better wear their - heads - Than some that have accus'd them wear their hats. - But come, my lord, let's away. - - Enter HASTINGS, a pursuivant - - HASTINGS. Go on before; I'll talk with this good fellow. - Exeunt STANLEY and CATESBY - How now, Hastings! How goes the world with thee? - PURSUIVANT. The better that your lordship please to ask. - HASTINGS. I tell thee, man, 'tis better with me now - Than when thou met'st me last where now we meet: - Then was I going prisoner to the Tower - By the suggestion of the Queen's allies; - But now, I tell thee-keep it to thyself- - This day those enernies are put to death, - And I in better state than e'er I was. - PURSUIVANT. God hold it, to your honour's good content! - HASTINGS. Gramercy, Hastings; there, drink that for me. - [Throws him his purse] - PURSUIVANT. I thank your honour. Exit - - Enter a PRIEST - - PRIEST. Well met, my lord; I am glad to see your honour. - HASTINGS. I thank thee, good Sir John, with all my heart. - I am in your debt for your last exercise; - Come the next Sabbath, and I will content you. - [He whispers in his ear] - PRIEST. I'll wait upon your lordship. - - Enter BUCKINGHAM - - BUCKINGHAM. What, talking with a priest, Lord - Chamberlain! - Your friends at Pomfret, they do need the priest: - Your honour hath no shriving work in hand. - HASTINGS. Good faith, and when I met this holy man, - The men you talk of came into my mind. - What, go you toward the Tower? - BUCKINGHAM. I do, my lord, but long I cannot stay there; - I shall return before your lordship thence. - HASTINGS. Nay, like enough, for I stay dinner there. - BUCKINGHAM. [Aside] And supper too, although thou - knowest it not.- - Come, will you go? - HASTINGS. I'll wait upon your lordship. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 3. - -Pomfret Castle - -Enter SIR RICHARD RATCLIFF, with halberds, carrying the Nobles, -RIVERS, GREY, and VAUGHAN, to death - - RIVERS. Sir Richard Ratcliff, let me tell thee this: - To-day shalt thou behold a subject die - For truth, for duty, and for loyalty. - GREY. God bless the Prince from all the pack of you! - A knot you are of damned blood-suckers. - VAUGHAN. You live that shall cry woe for this hereafter. - RATCLIFF. Dispatch; the limit of your lives is out. - RIVERS. O Pomfret, Pomfret! O thou bloody prison, - Fatal and ominous to noble peers! - Within the guilty closure of thy walls - RICHARD the Second here was hack'd to death; - And for more slander to thy dismal seat, - We give to thee our guiltless blood to drink. - GREY. Now Margaret's curse is fall'n upon our heads, - When she exclaim'd on Hastings, you, and I, - For standing by when Richard stabb'd her son. - RIVERS. Then curs'd she Richard, then curs'd she - Buckingham, - Then curs'd she Hastings. O, remember, God, - To hear her prayer for them, as now for us! - And for my sister, and her princely sons, - Be satisfied, dear God, with our true blood, - Which, as thou know'st, unjustly must be spilt. - RATCLIFF. Make haste; the hour of death is expiate. - RIVERS. Come, Grey; come, Vaughan; let us here embrace. - Farewell, until we meet again in heaven. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 4 - -London. The Tower - -Enter BUCKINGHAM, DERBY, HASTINGS, the BISHOP of ELY, RATCLIFF, LOVEL, -with others and seat themselves at a table - - HASTINGS. Now, noble peers, the cause why we are met - Is to determine of the coronation. - In God's name speak-when is the royal day? - BUCKINGHAM. Is all things ready for the royal time? - DERBY. It is, and wants but nomination. - BISHOP OF ELY. To-morrow then I judge a happy day. - BUCKINGHAM. Who knows the Lord Protector's mind - herein? - Who is most inward with the noble Duke? - BISHOP OF ELY. Your Grace, we think, should soonest know - his mind. - BUCKINGHAM. We know each other's faces; for our hearts, - He knows no more of mine than I of yours; - Or I of his, my lord, than you of mine. - Lord Hastings, you and he are near in love. - HASTINGS. I thank his Grace, I know he loves me well; - But for his purpose in the coronation - I have not sounded him, nor he deliver'd - His gracious pleasure any way therein. - But you, my honourable lords, may name the time; - And in the Duke's behalf I'll give my voice, - Which, I presume, he'll take in gentle part. - - Enter GLOUCESTER - - BISHOP OF ELY. In happy time, here comes the Duke himself. - GLOUCESTER. My noble lords and cousins an, good morrow. - I have been long a sleeper, but I trust - My absence doth neglect no great design - Which by my presence might have been concluded. - BUCKINGHAM. Had you not come upon your cue, my lord, - WILLIAM Lord Hastings had pronounc'd your part- - I mean, your voice for crowning of the King. - GLOUCESTER. Than my Lord Hastings no man might be - bolder; - His lordship knows me well and loves me well. - My lord of Ely, when I was last in Holborn - I saw good strawberries in your garden there. - I do beseech you send for some of them. - BISHOP of ELY. Marry and will, my lord, with all my heart. - Exit - GLOUCESTER. Cousin of Buckingham, a word with you. - [Takes him aside] - Catesby hath sounded Hastings in our business, - And finds the testy gentleman so hot - That he will lose his head ere give consent - His master's child, as worshipfully he terms it, - Shall lose the royalty of England's throne. - BUCKINGHAM. Withdraw yourself awhile; I'll go with you. - Exeunt GLOUCESTER and BUCKINGHAM - DERBY. We have not yet set down this day of triumph. - To-morrow, in my judgment, is too sudden; - For I myself am not so well provided - As else I would be, were the day prolong'd. - - Re-enter the BISHOP OF ELY - - BISHOP OF ELY. Where is my lord the Duke of Gloucester? - I have sent for these strawberries. - HASTINGS. His Grace looks cheerfully and smooth this - morning; - There's some conceit or other likes him well - When that he bids good morrow with such spirit. - I think there's never a man in Christendom - Can lesser hide his love or hate than he; - For by his face straight shall you know his heart. - DERBY. What of his heart perceive you in his face - By any livelihood he show'd to-day? - HASTINGS. Marry, that with no man here he is offended; - For, were he, he had shown it in his looks. - - Re-enter GLOUCESTER and BUCKINGHAM - - GLOUCESTER. I pray you all, tell me what they deserve - That do conspire my death with devilish plots - Of damned witchcraft, and that have prevail'd - Upon my body with their hellish charms? - HASTINGS. The tender love I bear your Grace, my lord, - Makes me most forward in this princely presence - To doom th' offenders, whosoe'er they be. - I say, my lord, they have deserved death. - GLOUCESTER. Then be your eyes the witness of their evil. - Look how I am bewitch'd; behold, mine arm - Is like a blasted sapling wither'd up. - And this is Edward's wife, that monstrous witch, - Consorted with that harlot strumpet Shore, - That by their witchcraft thus have marked me. - HASTINGS. If they have done this deed, my noble lord- - GLOUCESTER. If?-thou protector of this damned strumpet, - Talk'st thou to me of ifs? Thou art a traitor. - Off with his head! Now by Saint Paul I swear - I will not dine until I see the same. - Lovel and Ratcliff, look that it be done. - The rest that love me, rise and follow me. - Exeunt all but HASTINGS, LOVEL, and RATCLIFF - HASTINGS. Woe, woe, for England! not a whit for me; - For I, too fond, might have prevented this. - STANLEY did dream the boar did raze our helms, - And I did scorn it and disdain to fly. - Three times to-day my foot-cloth horse did stumble, - And started when he look'd upon the Tower, - As loath to bear me to the slaughter-house. - O, now I need the priest that spake to me! - I now repent I told the pursuivant, - As too triumphing, how mine enemies - To-day at Pomfret bloodily were butcher'd, - And I myself secure in grace and favour. - O Margaret, Margaret, now thy heavy curse - Is lighted on poor Hastings' wretched head! - RATCLIFF. Come, come, dispatch; the Duke would be at - dinner. - Make a short shrift; he longs to see your head. - HASTINGS. O momentary grace of mortal men, - Which we more hunt for than the grace of God! - Who builds his hope in air of your good looks - Lives like a drunken sailor on a mast, - Ready with every nod to tumble down - Into the fatal bowels of the deep. - LOVEL. Come, come, dispatch; 'tis bootless to exclaim. - HASTINGS. O bloody Richard! Miserable England! - I prophesy the fearfull'st time to thee - That ever wretched age hath look'd upon. - Come, lead me to the block; bear him my head. - They smile at me who shortly shall be dead. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 5. - -London. The Tower-walls - -Enter GLOUCESTER and BUCKINGHAM in rotten armour, marvellous ill-favoured - - GLOUCESTER. Come, cousin, canst thou quake and change - thy colour, - Murder thy breath in middle of a word, - And then again begin, and stop again, - As if thou were distraught and mad with terror? - BUCKINGHAM. Tut, I can counterfeit the deep tragedian; - Speak and look back, and pry on every side, - Tremble and start at wagging of a straw, - Intending deep suspicion. Ghastly looks - Are at my service, like enforced smiles; - And both are ready in their offices - At any time to grace my stratagems. - But what, is Catesby gone? - GLOUCESTER. He is; and, see, he brings the mayor along. - - Enter the LORD MAYOR and CATESBY - - BUCKINGHAM. Lord Mayor- - GLOUCESTER. Look to the drawbridge there! - BUCKINGHAM. Hark! a drum. - GLOUCESTER. Catesby, o'erlook the walls. - BUCKINGHAM. Lord Mayor, the reason we have sent- - GLOUCESTER. Look back, defend thee; here are enemies. - BUCKINGHAM. God and our innocence defend and guard us! - - Enter LOVEL and RATCLIFF, with HASTINGS' head - - GLOUCESTER. Be patient; they are friends-Ratcliff and Lovel. - LOVEL. Here is the head of that ignoble traitor, - The dangerous and unsuspected Hastings. - GLOUCESTER. So dear I lov'd the man that I must weep. - I took him for the plainest harmless creature - That breath'd upon the earth a Christian; - Made him my book, wherein my soul recorded - The history of all her secret thoughts. - So smooth he daub'd his vice with show of virtue - That, his apparent open guilt omitted, - I mean his conversation with Shore's wife- - He liv'd from all attainder of suspects. - BUCKINGHAM. Well, well, he was the covert'st shelt'red - traitor - That ever liv'd. - Would you imagine, or almost believe- - Were't not that by great preservation - We live to tell it-that the subtle traitor - This day had plotted, in the council-house, - To murder me and my good Lord of Gloucester. - MAYOR. Had he done so? - GLOUCESTER. What! think you we are Turks or Infidels? - Or that we would, against the form of law, - Proceed thus rashly in the villain's death - But that the extreme peril of the case, - The peace of England and our persons' safety, - Enforc'd us to this execution? - MAYOR. Now, fair befall you! He deserv'd his death; - And your good Graces both have well proceeded - To warn false traitors from the like attempts. - I never look'd for better at his hands - After he once fell in with Mistress Shore. - BUCKINGHAM. Yet had we not determin'd he should die - Until your lordship came to see his end- - Which now the loving haste of these our friends, - Something against our meanings, have prevented- - Because, my lord, I would have had you heard - The traitor speak, and timorously confess - The manner and the purpose of his treasons: - That you might well have signified the same - Unto the citizens, who haply may - Misconster us in him and wail his death. - MAYOR. But, my good lord, your Grace's words shall serve - As well as I had seen and heard him speak; - And do not doubt, right noble Princes both, - But I'll acquaint our duteous citizens - With all your just proceedings in this cause. - GLOUCESTER. And to that end we wish'd your lordship here, - T' avoid the the the censures of the carping world. - BUCKINGHAM. Which since you come too late of our intent, - Yet witness what you hear we did intend. - And so, my good Lord Mayor, we bid farewell. - Exit LORD MAYOR - GLOUCESTER. Go, after, after, cousin Buckingham. - The Mayor towards Guildhall hies him in an post. - There, at your meet'st advantage of the time, - Infer the bastardy of Edward's children. - Tell them how Edward put to death a citizen - Only for saying he would make his son - Heir to the crown-meaning indeed his house, - Which by the sign thereof was termed so. - Moreover, urge his hateful luxury - And bestial appetite in change of lust, - Which stretch'd unto their servants, daughters, wives, - Even where his raging eye or savage heart - Without control lusted to make a prey. - Nay, for a need, thus far come near my person: - Tell them, when that my mother went with child - Of that insatiate Edward, noble York - My princely father then had wars in France - And, by true computation of the time, - Found that the issue was not his begot; - Which well appeared in his lineaments, - Being nothing like the noble Duke my father. - Yet touch this sparingly, as 'twere far off; - Because, my lord, you know my mother lives. - BUCKINGHAM. Doubt not, my lord, I'll play the orator - As if the golden fee for which I plead - Were for myself; and so, my lord, adieu. - GLOUCESTER. If you thrive well, bring them to Baynard's - Castle; - Where you shall find me well accompanied - With reverend fathers and well learned bishops. - BUCKINGHAM. I go; and towards three or four o'clock - Look for the news that the Guildhall affords. Exit - GLOUCESTER. Go, Lovel, with all speed to Doctor Shaw. - [To CATESBY] Go thou to Friar Penker. Bid them both - Meet me within this hour at Baynard's Castle. - Exeunt all but GLOUCESTER - Now will I go to take some privy order - To draw the brats of Clarence out of sight, - And to give order that no manner person - Have any time recourse unto the Princes. Exit - - - - -SCENE 6. - -London. A street - -Enter a SCRIVENER - - SCRIVENER. Here is the indictment of the good Lord Hastings; - Which in a set hand fairly is engross'd - That it may be to-day read o'er in Paul's. - And mark how well the sequel hangs together: - Eleven hours I have spent to write it over, - For yesternight by Catesby was it sent me; - The precedent was full as long a-doing; - And yet within these five hours Hastings liv'd, - Untainted, unexamin'd, free, at liberty. - Here's a good world the while! Who is so gros - That cannot see this palpable device? - Yet who's so bold but says he sees it not? - Bad is the world; and all will come to nought, - When such ill dealing must be seen in thought. Exit - - - - -SCENE 7. - -London. Baynard's Castle - -Enter GLOUCESTER and BUCKINGHAM, at several doors - - GLOUCESTER. How now, how now! What say the citizens? - BUCKINGHAM. Now, by the holy Mother of our Lord, - The citizens are mum, say not a word. - GLOUCESTER. Touch'd you the bastardy of Edward's - children? - BUCKINGHAM. I did; with his contract with Lady Lucy, - And his contract by deputy in France; - Th' insatiate greediness of his desire, - And his enforcement of the city wives; - His tyranny for trifles; his own bastardy, - As being got, your father then in France, - And his resemblance, being not like the Duke. - Withal I did infer your lineaments, - Being the right idea of your father, - Both in your form and nobleness of mind; - Laid open all your victories in Scotland, - Your discipline in war, wisdom in peace, - Your bounty, virtue, fair humility; - Indeed, left nothing fitting for your purpose - Untouch'd or slightly handled in discourse. - And when mine oratory drew toward end - I bid them that did love their country's good - Cry 'God save Richard, England's royal King!' - GLOUCESTER. And did they so? - BUCKINGHAM. No, so God help me, they spake not a word; - But, like dumb statues or breathing stones, - Star'd each on other, and look'd deadly pale. - Which when I saw, I reprehended them, - And ask'd the Mayor what meant this wilfull silence. - His answer was, the people were not used - To be spoke to but by the Recorder. - Then he was urg'd to tell my tale again. - 'Thus saith the Duke, thus hath the Duke inferr'd'- - But nothing spoke in warrant from himself. - When he had done, some followers of mine own - At lower end of the hall hurl'd up their caps, - And some ten voices cried 'God save King Richard!' - And thus I took the vantage of those few- - 'Thanks, gentle citizens and friends,' quoth I - 'This general applause and cheerful shout - Argues your wisdoms and your love to Richard.' - And even here brake off and came away. - GLOUCESTER. What, tongueless blocks were they? Would - they not speak? - Will not the Mayor then and his brethren come? - BUCKINGHAM. The Mayor is here at hand. Intend some fear; - Be not you spoke with but by mighty suit; - And look you get a prayer-book in your hand, - And stand between two churchmen, good my lord; - For on that ground I'll make a holy descant; - And be not easily won to our requests. - Play the maid's part: still answer nay, and take it. - GLOUCESTER. I go; and if you plead as well for them - As I can say nay to thee for myself, - No doubt we bring it to a happy issue. - BUCKINGHAM. Go, go, up to the leads; the Lord Mayor - knocks. Exit GLOUCESTER - - Enter the LORD MAYOR, ALDERMEN, and citizens - - Welcome, my lord. I dance attendance here; - I think the Duke will not be spoke withal. - - Enter CATESBY - - Now, Catesby, what says your lord to my request? - CATESBY. He doth entreat your Grace, my noble lord, - To visit him to-morrow or next day. - He is within, with two right reverend fathers, - Divinely bent to meditation; - And in no worldly suits would he be mov'd, - To draw him from his holy exercise. - BUCKINGHAM. Return, good Catesby, to the gracious Duke; - Tell him, myself, the Mayor and Aldermen, - In deep designs, in matter of great moment, - No less importing than our general good, - Are come to have some conference with his Grace. - CATESBY. I'll signify so much unto him straight. Exit - BUCKINGHAM. Ah ha, my lord, this prince is not an Edward! - He is not lolling on a lewd love-bed, - But on his knees at meditation; - Not dallying with a brace of courtezans, - But meditating with two deep divines; - Not sleeping, to engross his idle body, - But praying, to enrich his watchful soul. - Happy were England would this virtuous prince - Take on his Grace the sovereignty thereof; - But, sure, I fear we shall not win him to it. - MAYOR. Marry, God defend his Grace should say us nay! - BUCKINGHAM. I fear he will. Here Catesby comes again. - - Re-enter CATESBY - - Now, Catesby, what says his Grace? - CATESBY. My lord, - He wonders to what end you have assembled - Such troops of citizens to come to him. - His Grace not being warn'd thereof before, - He fears, my lord, you mean no good to him. - BUCKINGHAM. Sorry I am my noble cousin should - Suspect me that I mean no good to him. - By heaven, we come to him in perfect love; - And so once more return and tell his Grace. - Exit CATESBY - When holy and devout religious men - Are at their beads, 'tis much to draw them thence, - So sweet is zealous contemplation. - - Enter GLOUCESTER aloft, between two BISHOPS. - CATESBY returns - - MAYOR. See where his Grace stands 'tween two clergymen! - BUCKINGHAM. Two props of virtue for a Christian prince, - To stay him from the fall of vanity; - And, see, a book of prayer in his hand, - True ornaments to know a holy man. - Famous Plantagenet, most gracious Prince, - Lend favourable ear to our requests, - And pardon us the interruption - Of thy devotion and right Christian zeal. - GLOUCESTER. My lord, there needs no such apology: - I do beseech your Grace to pardon me, - Who, earnest in the service of my God, - Deferr'd the visitation of my friends. - But, leaving this, what is your Grace's pleasure? - BUCKINGHAM. Even that, I hope, which pleaseth God above, - And all good men of this ungovern'd isle. - GLOUCESTER. I do suspect I have done some offence - That seems disgracious in the city's eye, - And that you come to reprehend my ignorance. - BUCKINGHAM. You have, my lord. Would it might please - your Grace, - On our entreaties, to amend your fault! - GLOUCESTER. Else wherefore breathe I in a Christian land? - BUCKINGHAM. Know then, it is your fault that you resign - The supreme seat, the throne majestical, - The scept'red office of your ancestors, - Your state of fortune and your due of birth, - The lineal glory of your royal house, - To the corruption of a blemish'd stock; - Whiles in the mildness of your sleepy thoughts, - Which here we waken to our country's good, - The noble isle doth want her proper limbs; - Her face defac'd with scars of infamy, - Her royal stock graft with ignoble plants, - And almost should'red in the swallowing gulf - Of dark forgetfulness and deep oblivion. - Which to recure, we heartily solicit - Your gracious self to take on you the charge - And kingly government of this your land- - Not as protector, steward, substitute, - Or lowly factor for another's gain; - But as successively, from blood to blood, - Your right of birth, your empery, your own. - For this, consorted with the citizens, - Your very worshipful and loving friends, - And by their vehement instigation, - In this just cause come I to move your Grace. - GLOUCESTER. I cannot tell if to depart in silence - Or bitterly to speak in your reproof - Best fitteth my degree or your condition. - If not to answer, you might haply think - Tongue-tied ambition, not replying, yielded - To bear the golden yoke of sovereignty, - Which fondly you would here impose on me; - If to reprove you for this suit of yours, - So season'd with your faithful love to me, - Then, on the other side, I check'd my friends. - Therefore-to speak, and to avoid the first, - And then, in speaking, not to incur the last- - Definitively thus I answer you: - Your love deserves my thanks, but my desert - Unmeritable shuns your high request. - First, if all obstacles were cut away, - And that my path were even to the crown, - As the ripe revenue and due of birth, - Yet so much is my poverty of spirit, - So mighty and so many my defects, - That I would rather hide me from my greatness- - Being a bark to brook no mighty sea- - Than in my greatness covet to be hid, - And in the vapour of my glory smother'd. - But, God be thank'd, there is no need of me- - And much I need to help you, were there need. - The royal tree hath left us royal fruit - Which, mellow'd by the stealing hours of time, - Will well become the seat of majesty - And make, no doubt, us happy by his reign. - On him I lay that you would lay on me- - The right and fortune of his happy stars, - Which God defend that I should wring from him. - BUCKINGHAM. My lord, this argues conscience in your - Grace; - But the respects thereof are nice and trivial, - All circumstances well considered. - You say that Edward is your brother's son. - So say we too, but not by Edward's wife; - For first was he contract to Lady Lucy- - Your mother lives a witness to his vow- - And afterward by substitute betroth'd - To Bona, sister to the King of France. - These both put off, a poor petitioner, - A care-craz'd mother to a many sons, - A beauty-waning and distressed widow, - Even in the afternoon of her best days, - Made prize and purchase of his wanton eye, - Seduc'd the pitch and height of his degree - To base declension and loath'd bigamy. - By her, in his unlawful bed, he got - This Edward, whom our manners call the Prince. - More bitterly could I expostulate, - Save that, for reverence to some alive, - I give a sparing limit to my tongue. - Then, good my lord, take to your royal self - This proffer'd benefit of dignity; - If not to bless us and the land withal, - Yet to draw forth your noble ancestry - From the corruption of abusing times - Unto a lineal true-derived course. - MAYOR. Do, good my lord; your citizens entreat you. - BUCKINGHAM. Refuse not, mighty lord, this proffer'd love. - CATESBY. O, make them joyful, grant their lawful suit! - GLOUCESTER. Alas, why would you heap this care on me? - I am unfit for state and majesty. - I do beseech you, take it not amiss: - I cannot nor I will not yield to you. - BUCKINGHAM. If you refuse it-as, in love and zeal, - Loath to depose the child, your brother's son; - As well we know your tenderness of heart - And gentle, kind, effeminate remorse, - Which we have noted in you to your kindred - And egally indeed to all estates- - Yet know, whe'er you accept our suit or no, - Your brother's son shall never reign our king; - But we will plant some other in the throne - To the disgrace and downfall of your house; - And in this resolution here we leave you. - Come, citizens. Zounds, I'll entreat no more. - GLOUCESTER. O, do not swear, my lord of Buckingham. - Exeunt BUCKINGHAM, MAYOR, and citizens - CATESBY. Call him again, sweet Prince, accept their suit. - If you deny them, all the land will rue it. - GLOUCESTER. Will you enforce me to a world of cares? - Call them again. I am not made of stones, - But penetrable to your kind entreaties, - Albeit against my conscience and my soul. - - Re-enter BUCKINGHAM and the rest - - Cousin of Buckingham, and sage grave men, - Since you will buckle fortune on my back, - To bear her burden, whe'er I will or no, - I must have patience to endure the load; - But if black scandal or foul-fac'd reproach - Attend the sequel of your imposition, - Your mere enforcement shall acquittance me - From all the impure blots and stains thereof; - For God doth know, and you may partly see, - How far I am from the desire of this. - MAYOR. God bless your Grace! We see it, and will say it. - GLOUCESTER. In saying so, you shall but say the truth. - BUCKINGHAM. Then I salute you with this royal title- - Long live King Richard, England's worthy King! - ALL. Amen. - BUCKINGHAM. To-morrow may it please you to be crown'd? - GLOUCESTER. Even when you please, for you will have it so. - BUCKINGHAM. To-morrow, then, we will attend your Grace; - And so, most joyfully, we take our leave. - GLOUCESTER. [To the BISHOPS] Come, let us to our holy - work again. - Farewell, my cousin; farewell, gentle friends. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE 1. - -London. Before the Tower - -Enter QUEEN ELIZABETH, DUCHESS of YORK, and MARQUIS of DORSET, at one door; -ANNE, DUCHESS of GLOUCESTER, leading LADY MARGARET PLANTAGENET, -CLARENCE's young daughter, at another door - - DUCHESS. Who meets us here? My niece Plantagenet, - Led in the hand of her kind aunt of Gloucester? - Now, for my life, she's wand'ring to the Tower, - On pure heart's love, to greet the tender Princes. - Daughter, well met. - ANNE. God give your Graces both - A happy and a joyful time of day! - QUEEN ELIZABETH. As much to you, good sister! Whither - away? - ANNE. No farther than the Tower; and, as I guess, - Upon the like devotion as yourselves, - To gratulate the gentle Princes there. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Kind sister, thanks; we'll enter - all together. - - Enter BRAKENBURY - - And in good time, here the lieutenant comes. - Master Lieutenant, pray you, by your leave, - How doth the Prince, and my young son of York? - BRAKENBURY. Right well, dear madam. By your patience, - I may not suffer you to visit them. - The King hath strictly charg'd the contrary. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. The King! Who's that? - BRAKENBURY. I mean the Lord Protector. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. The Lord protect him from that kingly - title! - Hath he set bounds between their love and me? - I am their mother; who shall bar me from them? - DUCHESS. I am their father's mother; I will see them. - ANNE. Their aunt I am in law, in love their mother. - Then bring me to their sights; I'll bear thy blame, - And take thy office from thee on my peril. - BRAKENBURY. No, madam, no. I may not leave it so; - I am bound by oath, and therefore pardon me. Exit - - Enter STANLEY - - STANLEY. Let me but meet you, ladies, one hour hence, - And I'll salute your Grace of York as mother - And reverend looker-on of two fair queens. - [To ANNE] Come, madam, you must straight to - Westminster, - There to be crowned Richard's royal queen. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Ah, cut my lace asunder - That my pent heart may have some scope to beat, - Or else I swoon with this dead-killing news! - ANNE. Despiteful tidings! O unpleasing news! - DORSET. Be of good cheer; mother, how fares your Grace? - QUEEN ELIZABETH. O Dorset, speak not to me, get thee - gone! - Death and destruction dogs thee at thy heels; - Thy mother's name is ominous to children. - If thou wilt outstrip death, go cross the seas, - And live with Richmond, from the reach of hell. - Go, hie thee, hie thee from this slaughter-house, - Lest thou increase the number of the dead, - And make me die the thrall of Margaret's curse, - Nor mother, wife, nor England's counted queen. - STANLEY. Full of wise care is this your counsel, madam. - Take all the swift advantage of the hours; - You shall have letters from me to my son - In your behalf, to meet you on the way. - Be not ta'en tardy by unwise delay. - DUCHESS. O ill-dispersing wind of misery! - O my accursed womb, the bed of death! - A cockatrice hast thou hatch'd to the world, - Whose unavoided eye is murderous. - STANLEY. Come, madam, come; I in all haste was sent. - ANNE. And I with all unwillingness will go. - O, would to God that the inclusive verge - Of golden metal that must round my brow - Were red-hot steel, to sear me to the brains! - Anointed let me be with deadly venom, - And die ere men can say 'God save the Queen!' - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Go, go, poor soul; I envy not thy glory. - To feed my humour, wish thyself no harm. - ANNE. No, why? When he that is my husband now - Came to me, as I follow'd Henry's corse; - When scarce the blood was well wash'd from his hands - Which issued from my other angel husband, - And that dear saint which then I weeping follow'd- - O, when, I say, I look'd on Richard's face, - This was my wish: 'Be thou' quoth I 'accurs'd - For making me, so young, so old a widow; - And when thou wed'st, let sorrow haunt thy bed; - And be thy wife, if any be so mad, - More miserable by the life of thee - Than thou hast made me by my dear lord's death.' - Lo, ere I can repeat this curse again, - Within so small a time, my woman's heart - Grossly grew captive to his honey words - And prov'd the subject of mine own soul's curse, - Which hitherto hath held my eyes from rest; - For never yet one hour in his bed - Did I enjoy the golden dew of sleep, - But with his timorous dreams was still awak'd. - Besides, he hates me for my father Warwick; - And will, no doubt, shortly be rid of me. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Poor heart, adieu! I pity thy complaining. - ANNE. No more than with my soul I mourn for yours. - DORSET. Farewell, thou woeful welcomer of glory! - ANNE. Adieu, poor soul, that tak'st thy leave of it! - DUCHESS. [To DORSET] Go thou to Richmond, and good - fortune guide thee! - [To ANNE] Go thou to Richard, and good angels tend - thee! [To QUEEN ELIZABETH] Go thou to sanctuary, and good - thoughts possess thee! - I to my grave, where peace and rest lie with me! - Eighty odd years of sorrow have I seen, - And each hour's joy wreck'd with a week of teen. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Stay, yet look back with me unto the - Tower. - Pity, you ancient stones, those tender babes - Whom envy hath immur'd within your walls, - Rough cradle for such little pretty ones. - Rude ragged nurse, old sullen playfellow - For tender princes, use my babies well. - So foolish sorrows bids your stones farewell. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 2. - -London. The palace - -Sound a sennet. Enter RICHARD, in pomp, as KING; BUCKINGHAM, CATESBY, -RATCLIFF, LOVEL, a PAGE, and others - - KING RICHARD. Stand all apart. Cousin of Buckingham! - BUCKINGHAM. My gracious sovereign? - KING RICHARD. Give me thy hand. - [Here he ascendeth the throne. Sound] - Thus high, by thy advice - And thy assistance, is King Richard seated. - But shall we wear these glories for a day; - Or shall they last, and we rejoice in them? - BUCKINGHAM. Still live they, and for ever let them last! - KING RICHARD. Ah, Buckingham, now do I play the touch, - To try if thou be current gold indeed. - Young Edward lives-think now what I would speak. - BUCKINGHAM. Say on, my loving lord. - KING RICHARD. Why, Buckingham, I say I would be King. - BUCKINGHAM. Why, so you are, my thrice-renowned lord. - KING RICHARD. Ha! am I King? 'Tis so; but Edward lives. - BUCKINGHAM. True, noble Prince. - KING RICHARD. O bitter consequence: - That Edward still should live-true noble Prince! - Cousin, thou wast not wont to be so dull. - Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead. - And I would have it suddenly perform'd. - What say'st thou now? Speak suddenly, be brief. - BUCKINGHAM. Your Grace may do your pleasure. - KING RICHARD. Tut, tut, thou art all ice; thy kindness freezes. - Say, have I thy consent that they shall die? - BUCKINGHAM. Give me some little breath, some pause, - dear Lord, - Before I positively speak in this. - I will resolve you herein presently. Exit - CATESBY. [Aside to another] The King is angry; see, he - gnaws his lip. - KING RICHARD. I will converse with iron-witted fools - [Descends from the throne] - And unrespective boys; none are for me - That look into me with considerate eyes. - High-reaching Buckingham grows circumspect. - Boy! - PAGE. My lord? - KING RICHARD. Know'st thou not any whom corrupting - gold - Will tempt unto a close exploit of death? - PAGE. I know a discontented gentleman - Whose humble means match not his haughty spirit. - Gold were as good as twenty orators, - And will, no doubt, tempt him to anything. - KING RICHARD. What is his name? - PAGE. His name, my lord, is Tyrrel. - KING RICHARD. I partly know the man. Go, call him hither, - boy. Exit PAGE - The deep-revolving witty Buckingham - No more shall be the neighbour to my counsels. - Hath he so long held out with me, untir'd, - And stops he now for breath? Well, be it so. - - Enter STANLEY - - How now, Lord Stanley! What's the news? - STANLEY. Know, my loving lord, - The Marquis Dorset, as I hear, is fled - To Richmond, in the parts where he abides. [Stands apart] - KING RICHARD. Come hither, Catesby. Rumour it abroad - That Anne, my wife, is very grievous sick; - I will take order for her keeping close. - Inquire me out some mean poor gentleman, - Whom I will marry straight to Clarence' daughter- - The boy is foolish, and I fear not him. - Look how thou dream'st! I say again, give out - That Anne, my queen, is sick and like to die. - About it; for it stands me much upon - To stop all hopes whose growth may damage me. - Exit CATESBY - I must be married to my brother's daughter, - Or else my kingdom stands on brittle glass. - Murder her brothers, and then marry her! - Uncertain way of gain! But I am in - So far in blood that sin will pluck on sin. - Tear-falling pity dwells not in this eye. - - Re-enter PAGE, with TYRREL - - Is thy name Tyrrel? - TYRREL. James Tyrrel, and your most obedient subject. - KING RICHARD. Art thou, indeed? - TYRREL. Prove me, my gracious lord. - KING RICHARD. Dar'st'thou resolve to kill a friend of mine? - TYRREL. Please you; - But I had rather kill two enemies. - KING RICHARD. Why, then thou hast it. Two deep enemies, - Foes to my rest, and my sweet sleep's disturbers, - Are they that I would have thee deal upon. - TYRREL, I mean those bastards in the Tower. - TYRREL. Let me have open means to come to them, - And soon I'll rid you from the fear of them. - KING RICHARD. Thou sing'st sweet music. Hark, come - hither, Tyrrel. - Go, by this token. Rise, and lend thine ear. [Whispers] - There is no more but so: say it is done, - And I will love thee and prefer thee for it. - TYRREL. I will dispatch it straight. Exit - - Re-enter BUCKINGHAM - - BUCKINGHAM. My lord, I have consider'd in my mind - The late request that you did sound me in. - KING RICHARD. Well, let that rest. Dorset is fled to - Richmond. - BUCKINGHAM. I hear the news, my lord. - KING RICHARD. Stanley, he is your wife's son: well, look - unto it. - BUCKINGHAM. My lord, I claim the gift, my due by promise, - For which your honour and your faith is pawn'd: - Th' earldom of Hereford and the movables - Which you have promised I shall possess. - KING RICHARD. Stanley, look to your wife; if she convey - Letters to Richmond, you shall answer it. - BUCKINGHAM. What says your Highness to my just request? - KING RICHARD. I do remember me: Henry the Sixth - Did prophesy that Richmond should be King, - When Richmond was a little peevish boy. - A king!-perhaps- - BUCKINGHAM. My lord- - KING RICHARD. How chance the prophet could not at that - time - Have told me, I being by, that I should kill him? - BUCKINGHAM. My lord, your promise for the earldom- - KING RICHARD. Richmond! When last I was at Exeter, - The mayor in courtesy show'd me the castle - And call'd it Rugemount, at which name I started, - Because a bard of Ireland told me once - I should not live long after I saw Richmond. - BUCKINGHAM. My lord- - KING RICHARD. Ay, what's o'clock? - BUCKINGHAM. I am thus bold to put your Grace in mind - Of what you promis'd me. - KING RICHARD. Well, but o'clock? - BUCKINGHAM. Upon the stroke of ten. - KING RICHARD. Well, let it strike. - BUCKINGHAM. Why let it strike? - KING RICHARD. Because that like a Jack thou keep'st the - stroke - Betwixt thy begging and my meditation. - I am not in the giving vein to-day. - BUCKINGHAM. May it please you to resolve me in my suit. - KING RICHARD. Thou troublest me; I am not in the vein. - Exeunt all but Buckingham - BUCKINGHAM. And is it thus? Repays he my deep service - With such contempt? Made I him King for this? - O, let me think on Hastings, and be gone - To Brecknock while my fearful head is on! Exit - - - - -SCENE 3. - -London. The palace - -Enter TYRREL - - TYRREL. The tyrannous and bloody act is done, - The most arch deed of piteous massacre - That ever yet this land was guilty of. - Dighton and Forrest, who I did suborn - To do this piece of ruthless butchery, - Albeit they were flesh'd villains, bloody dogs, - Melted with tenderness and mild compassion, - Wept like two children in their deaths' sad story. - 'O, thus' quoth Dighton 'lay the gentle babes'- - 'Thus, thus,' quoth Forrest 'girdling one another - Within their alabaster innocent arms. - Their lips were four red roses on a stalk, - And in their summer beauty kiss'd each other. - A book of prayers on their pillow lay; - Which once,' quoth Forrest 'almost chang'd my mind; - But, O, the devil'-there the villain stopp'd; - When Dighton thus told on: 'We smothered - The most replenished sweet work of nature - That from the prime creation e'er she framed.' - Hence both are gone with conscience and remorse - They could not speak; and so I left them both, - To bear this tidings to the bloody King. - - Enter KING RICHARD - - And here he comes. All health, my sovereign lord! - KING RICHARD. Kind Tyrrel, am I happy in thy news? - TYRREL. If to have done the thing you gave in charge - Beget your happiness, be happy then, - For it is done. - KING RICHARD. But didst thou see them dead? - TYRREL. I did, my lord. - KING RICHARD. And buried, gentle Tyrrel? - TYRREL. The chaplain of the Tower hath buried them; - But where, to say the truth, I do not know. - KING RICHARD. Come to me, Tyrrel, soon at after supper, - When thou shalt tell the process of their death. - Meantime, but think how I may do thee good - And be inheritor of thy desire. - Farewell till then. - TYRREL. I humbly take my leave. Exit - KING RICHARD. The son of Clarence have I pent up close; - His daughter meanly have I match'd in marriage; - The sons of Edward sleep in Abraham's bosom, - And Anne my wife hath bid this world good night. - Now, for I know the Britaine Richmond aims - At young Elizabeth, my brother's daughter, - And by that knot looks proudly on the crown, - To her go I, a jolly thriving wooer. - - Enter RATCLIFF - - RATCLIFF. My lord! - KING RICHARD. Good or bad news, that thou com'st in so - bluntly? - RATCLIFF. Bad news, my lord: Morton is fled to Richmond; - And Buckingham, back'd with the hardy Welshmen, - Is in the field, and still his power increaseth. - KING RICHARD. Ely with Richmond troubles me more near - Than Buckingham and his rash-levied strength. - Come, I have learn'd that fearful commenting - Is leaden servitor to dull delay; - Delay leads impotent and snail-pac'd beggary. - Then fiery expedition be my wing, - Jove's Mercury, and herald for a king! - Go, muster men. My counsel is my shield. - We must be brief when traitors brave the field. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 4. - -London. Before the palace - -Enter old QUEEN MARGARET - - QUEEN MARGARET. So now prosperity begins to mellow - And drop into the rotten mouth of death. - Here in these confines slily have I lurk'd - To watch the waning of mine enemies. - A dire induction am I witness to, - And will to France, hoping the consequence - Will prove as bitter, black, and tragical. - Withdraw thee, wretched Margaret. Who comes here? - [Retires] - - Enter QUEEN ELIZABETH and the DUCHESS OF YORK - - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Ah, my poor princes! ah, my tender - babes! - My unblown flowers, new-appearing sweets! - If yet your gentle souls fly in the air - And be not fix'd in doom perpetual, - Hover about me with your airy wings - And hear your mother's lamentation. - QUEEN MARGARET. Hover about her; say that right for right - Hath dimm'd your infant morn to aged night. - DUCHESS. So many miseries have craz'd my voice - That my woe-wearied tongue is still and mute. - Edward Plantagenet, why art thou dead? - QUEEN MARGARET. Plantagenet doth quit Plantagenet, - Edward for Edward pays a dying debt. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Wilt thou, O God, fly from such gentle - lambs - And throw them in the entrails of the wolf? - When didst thou sleep when such a deed was done? - QUEEN MARGARET. When holy Harry died, and my sweet - son. - DUCHESS. Dead life, blind sight, poor mortal living ghost, - Woe's scene, world's shame, grave's due by life usurp'd, - Brief abstract and record of tedious days, - Rest thy unrest on England's lawful earth, [Sitting down] - Unlawfully made drunk with innocent blood. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Ah, that thou wouldst as soon afford a - grave - As thou canst yield a melancholy seat! - Then would I hide my bones, not rest them here. - Ah, who hath any cause to mourn but we? - [Sitting down by her] - QUEEN MARGARET. [Coming forward] If ancient sorrow be - most reverend, - Give mine the benefit of seniory, - And let my griefs frown on the upper hand. - If sorrow can admit society, [Sitting down with them] - Tell o'er your woes again by viewing mine. - I had an Edward, till a Richard kill'd him; - I had a husband, till a Richard kill'd him: - Thou hadst an Edward, till a Richard kill'd him; - Thou hadst a Richard, till a Richard kill'd him. - DUCHESS. I had a Richard too, and thou didst kill him; - I had a Rutland too, thou holp'st to kill him. - QUEEN MARGARET. Thou hadst a Clarence too, and Richard - kill'd him. - From forth the kennel of thy womb hath crept - A hell-hound that doth hunt us all to death. - That dog, that had his teeth before his eyes - To worry lambs and lap their gentle blood, - That foul defacer of God's handiwork, - That excellent grand tyrant of the earth - That reigns in galled eyes of weeping souls, - Thy womb let loose to chase us to our graves. - O upright, just, and true-disposing God, - How do I thank thee that this carnal cur - Preys on the issue of his mother's body - And makes her pew-fellow with others' moan! - DUCHESS. O Harry's wife, triumph not in my woes! - God witness with me, I have wept for thine. - QUEEN MARGARET. Bear with me; I am hungry for revenge, - And now I cloy me with beholding it. - Thy Edward he is dead, that kill'd my Edward; - The other Edward dead, to quit my Edward; - Young York he is but boot, because both they - Match'd not the high perfection of my loss. - Thy Clarence he is dead that stabb'd my Edward; - And the beholders of this frantic play, - Th' adulterate Hastings, Rivers, Vaughan, Grey, - Untimely smother'd in their dusky graves. - Richard yet lives, hell's black intelligencer; - Only reserv'd their factor to buy souls - And send them thither. But at hand, at hand, - Ensues his piteous and unpitied end. - Earth gapes, hell burns, fiends roar, saints pray, - To have him suddenly convey'd from hence. - Cancel his bond of life, dear God, I pray, - That I may live and say 'The dog is dead.' - QUEEN ELIZABETH. O, thou didst prophesy the time would - come - That I should wish for thee to help me curse - That bottled spider, that foul bunch-back'd toad! - QUEEN MARGARET. I Call'd thee then vain flourish of my - fortune; - I call'd thee then poor shadow, painted queen, - The presentation of but what I was, - The flattering index of a direful pageant, - One heav'd a-high to be hurl'd down below, - A mother only mock'd with two fair babes, - A dream of what thou wast, a garish flag - To be the aim of every dangerous shot, - A sign of dignity, a breath, a bubble, - A queen in jest, only to fill the scene. - Where is thy husband now? Where be thy brothers? - Where be thy two sons? Wherein dost thou joy? - Who sues, and kneels, and says 'God save the Queen'? - Where be the bending peers that flattered thee? - Where be the thronging troops that followed thee? - Decline an this, and see what now thou art: - For happy wife, a most distressed widow; - For joyful mother, one that wails the name; - For one being su'd to, one that humbly sues; - For Queen, a very caitiff crown'd with care; - For she that scorn'd at me, now scorn'd of me; - For she being fear'd of all, now fearing one; - For she commanding all, obey'd of none. - Thus hath the course of justice whirl'd about - And left thee but a very prey to time, - Having no more but thought of what thou wast - To torture thee the more, being what thou art. - Thou didst usurp my place, and dost thou not - Usurp the just proportion of my sorrow? - Now thy proud neck bears half my burden'd yoke, - From which even here I slip my weary head - And leave the burden of it all on thee. - Farewell, York's wife, and queen of sad mischance; - These English woes shall make me smile in France. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. O thou well skill'd in curses, stay awhile - And teach me how to curse mine enemies! - QUEEN MARGARET. Forbear to sleep the nights, and fast the - days; - Compare dead happiness with living woe; - Think that thy babes were sweeter than they were, - And he that slew them fouler than he is. - Bett'ring thy loss makes the bad-causer worse; - Revolving this will teach thee how to curse. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. My words are dull; O, quicken them - with thine! - QUEEN MARGARET. Thy woes will make them sharp and - pierce like mine. Exit - DUCHESS. Why should calamity be fun of words? - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Windy attorneys to their client woes, - Airy succeeders of intestate joys, - Poor breathing orators of miseries, - Let them have scope; though what they will impart - Help nothing else, yet do they case the heart. - DUCHESS. If so, then be not tongue-tied. Go with me, - And in the breath of bitter words let's smother - My damned son that thy two sweet sons smother'd. - The trumpet sounds; be copious in exclaims. - - Enter KING RICHARD and his train, marching with - drums and trumpets - - KING RICHARD. Who intercepts me in my expedition? - DUCHESS. O, she that might have intercepted thee, - By strangling thee in her accursed womb, - From all the slaughters, wretch, that thou hast done! - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Hidest thou that forehead with a golden - crown - Where't should be branded, if that right were right, - The slaughter of the Prince that ow'd that crown, - And the dire death of my poor sons and brothers? - Tell me, thou villain slave, where are my children? - DUCHESS. Thou toad, thou toad, where is thy brother - Clarence? - And little Ned Plantagenet, his son? - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Where is the gentle Rivers, Vaughan, - Grey? - DUCHESS. Where is kind Hastings? - KING RICHARD. A flourish, trumpets! Strike alarum, drums! - Let not the heavens hear these tell-tale women - Rail on the Lord's anointed. Strike, I say! - [Flourish. Alarums] - Either be patient and entreat me fair, - Or with the clamorous report of war - Thus will I drown your exclamations. - DUCHESS. Art thou my son? - KING RICHARD. Ay, I thank God, my father, and yourself. - DUCHESS. Then patiently hear my impatience. - KING RICHARD. Madam, I have a touch of your condition - That cannot brook the accent of reproof. - DUCHESS. O, let me speak! - KING RICHARD. Do, then; but I'll not hear. - DUCHESS. I will be mild and gentle in my words. - KING RICHARD. And brief, good mother; for I am in haste. - DUCHESS. Art thou so hasty? I have stay'd for thee, - God knows, in torment and in agony. - KING RICHARD. And came I not at last to comfort you? - DUCHESS. No, by the holy rood, thou know'st it well - Thou cam'st on earth to make the earth my hell. - A grievous burden was thy birth to me; - Tetchy and wayward was thy infancy; - Thy school-days frightful, desp'rate, wild, and furious; - Thy prime of manhood daring, bold, and venturous; - Thy age confirm'd, proud, subtle, sly, and bloody, - More mild, but yet more harmful-kind in hatred. - What comfortable hour canst thou name - That ever grac'd me with thy company? - KING RICHARD. Faith, none but Humphrey Hour, that call'd - your Grace - To breakfast once forth of my company. - If I be so disgracious in your eye, - Let me march on and not offend you, madam. - Strike up the drum. - DUCHESS. I prithee hear me speak. - KING RICHARD. You speak too bitterly. - DUCHESS. Hear me a word; - For I shall never speak to thee again. - KING RICHARD. So. - DUCHESS. Either thou wilt die by God's just ordinance - Ere from this war thou turn a conqueror; - Or I with grief and extreme age shall perish - And never more behold thy face again. - Therefore take with thee my most grievous curse, - Which in the day of battle tire thee more - Than all the complete armour that thou wear'st! - My prayers on the adverse party fight; - And there the little souls of Edward's children - Whisper the spirits of thine enemies - And promise them success and victory. - Bloody thou art; bloody will be thy end. - Shame serves thy life and doth thy death attend. Exit - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Though far more cause, yet much less - spirit to curse - Abides in me; I say amen to her. - KING RICHARD. Stay, madam, I must talk a word with you. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. I have no moe sons of the royal blood - For thee to slaughter. For my daughters, Richard, - They shall be praying nuns, not weeping queens; - And therefore level not to hit their lives. - KING RICHARD. You have a daughter call'd Elizabeth. - Virtuous and fair, royal and gracious. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. And must she die for this? O, let her - live, - And I'll corrupt her manners, stain her beauty, - Slander myself as false to Edward's bed, - Throw over her the veil of infamy; - So she may live unscarr'd of bleeding slaughter, - I will confess she was not Edward's daughter. - KING RICHARD. Wrong not her birth; she is a royal - Princess. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. To save her life I'll say she is not so. - KING RICHARD. Her life is safest only in her birth. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. And only in that safety died her - brothers. - KING RICHARD. Lo, at their birth good stars were opposite. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. No, to their lives ill friends were - contrary. - KING RICHARD. All unavoided is the doom of destiny. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. True, when avoided grace makes destiny. - My babes were destin'd to a fairer death, - If grace had bless'd thee with a fairer life. - KING RICHARD. You speak as if that I had slain my cousins. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Cousins, indeed; and by their uncle - cozen'd - Of comfort, kingdom, kindred, freedom, life. - Whose hand soever lanc'd their tender hearts, - Thy head, an indirectly, gave direction. - No doubt the murd'rous knife was dull and blunt - Till it was whetted on thy stone-hard heart - To revel in the entrails of my lambs. - But that stiff use of grief makes wild grief tame, - My tongue should to thy ears not name my boys - Till that my nails were anchor'd in thine eyes; - And I, in such a desp'rate bay of death, - Like a poor bark, of sails and tackling reft, - Rush all to pieces on thy rocky bosom. - KING RICHARD. Madam, so thrive I in my enterprise - And dangerous success of bloody wars, - As I intend more good to you and yours - Than ever you or yours by me were harm'd! - QUEEN ELIZABETH. What good is cover'd with the face of - heaven, - To be discover'd, that can do me good? - KING RICHARD. advancement of your children, gentle - lady. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Up to some scaffold, there to lose their - heads? - KING RICHARD. Unto the dignity and height of Fortune, - The high imperial type of this earth's glory. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Flatter my sorrow with report of it; - Tell me what state, what dignity, what honour, - Canst thou demise to any child of mine? - KING RICHARD. Even all I have-ay, and myself and all - Will I withal endow a child of thine; - So in the Lethe of thy angry soul - Thou drown the sad remembrance of those wrongs - Which thou supposest I have done to thee. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Be brief, lest that the process of thy - kindness - Last longer telling than thy kindness' date. - KING RICHARD. Then know, that from my soul I love thy - daughter. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. My daughter's mother thinks it with her - soul. - KING RICHARD. What do you think? - QUEEN ELIZABETH. That thou dost love my daughter from - thy soul. - So from thy soul's love didst thou love her brothers, - And from my heart's love I do thank thee for it. - KING RICHARD. Be not so hasty to confound my meaning. - I mean that with my soul I love thy daughter - And do intend to make her Queen of England. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Well, then, who dost thou mean shall be - her king? - KING RICHARD. Even he that makes her Queen. Who else - should be? - QUEEN ELIZABETH. What, thou? - KING RICHARD. Even so. How think you of it? - QUEEN ELIZABETH. How canst thou woo her? - KING RICHARD. That would I learn of you, - As one being best acquainted with her humour. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. And wilt thou learn of me? - KING RICHARD. Madam, with all my heart. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Send to her, by the man that slew her - brothers, - A pair of bleeding hearts; thereon engrave - 'Edward' and 'York.' Then haply will she weep; - Therefore present to her-as sometimes Margaret - Did to thy father, steep'd in Rutland's blood- - A handkerchief; which, say to her, did drain - The purple sap from her sweet brother's body, - And bid her wipe her weeping eyes withal. - If this inducement move her not to love, - Send her a letter of thy noble deeds; - Tell her thou mad'st away her uncle Clarence, - Her uncle Rivers; ay, and for her sake - Mad'st quick conveyance with her good aunt Anne. - KING RICHARD. You mock me, madam; this is not the way - To win your daughter. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. There is no other way; - Unless thou couldst put on some other shape - And not be Richard that hath done all this. - KING RICHARD. Say that I did all this for love of her. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Nay, then indeed she cannot choose but - hate thee, - Having bought love with such a bloody spoil. - KING RICHARD. Look what is done cannot be now amended. - Men shall deal unadvisedly sometimes, - Which after-hours gives leisure to repent. - If I did take the kingdom from your sons, - To make amends I'll give it to your daughter. - If I have kill'd the issue of your womb, - To quicken your increase I will beget - Mine issue of your blood upon your daughter. - A grandam's name is little less in love - Than is the doating title of a mother; - They are as children but one step below, - Even of your metal, of your very blood; - Of all one pain, save for a night of groans - Endur'd of her, for whom you bid like sorrow. - Your children were vexation to your youth; - But mine shall be a comfort to your age. - The loss you have is but a son being King, - And by that loss your daughter is made Queen. - I cannot make you what amends I would, - Therefore accept such kindness as I can. - Dorset your son, that with a fearful soul - Leads discontented steps in foreign soil, - This fair alliance quickly shall can home - To high promotions and great dignity. - The King, that calls your beauteous daughter wife, - Familiarly shall call thy Dorset brother; - Again shall you be mother to a king, - And all the ruins of distressful times - Repair'd with double riches of content. - What! we have many goodly days to see. - The liquid drops of tears that you have shed - Shall come again, transform'd to orient pearl, - Advantaging their loan with interest - Of ten times double gain of happiness. - Go, then, my mother, to thy daughter go; - Make bold her bashful years with your experience; - Prepare her ears to hear a wooer's tale; - Put in her tender heart th' aspiring flame - Of golden sovereignty; acquaint the Princes - With the sweet silent hours of marriage joys. - And when this arm of mine hath chastised - The petty rebel, dull-brain'd Buckingham, - Bound with triumphant garlands will I come, - And lead thy daughter to a conqueror's bed; - To whom I will retail my conquest won, - And she shall be sole victoress, Caesar's Caesar. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. What were I best to say? Her father's - brother - Would be her lord? Or shall I say her uncle? - Or he that slew her brothers and her uncles? - Under what title shall I woo for thee - That God, the law, my honour, and her love - Can make seem pleasing to her tender years? - KING RICHARD. Infer fair England's peace by this alliance. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Which she shall purchase with - still-lasting war. - KING RICHARD. Tell her the King, that may command, - entreats. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. That at her hands which the King's - King forbids. - KING RICHARD. Say she shall be a high and mighty queen. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. To wail the title, as her mother doth. - KING RICHARD. Say I will love her everlastingly. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. But how long shall that title 'ever' last? - KING RICHARD. Sweetly in force unto her fair life's end. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. But how long fairly shall her sweet life - last? - KING RICHARD. As long as heaven and nature lengthens it. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. As long as hell and Richard likes of it. - KING RICHARD. Say I, her sovereign, am her subject low. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. But she, your subject, loathes such - sovereignty. - KING RICHARD. Be eloquent in my behalf to her. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. An honest tale speeds best being plainly - told. - KING RICHARD. Then plainly to her tell my loving tale. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Plain and not honest is too harsh a style. - KING RICHARD. Your reasons are too shallow and too quick. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. O, no, my reasons are too deep and - dead- - Too deep and dead, poor infants, in their graves. - KING RICHARD. Harp not on that string, madam; that is past. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Harp on it still shall I till heartstrings - break. - KING RICHARD. Now, by my George, my garter, and my - crown- - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Profan'd, dishonour'd, and the third - usurp'd. - KING RICHARD. I swear- - QUEEN ELIZABETH. By nothing; for this is no oath: - Thy George, profan'd, hath lost his lordly honour; - Thy garter, blemish'd, pawn'd his knightly virtue; - Thy crown, usurp'd, disgrac'd his kingly glory. - If something thou wouldst swear to be believ'd, - Swear then by something that thou hast not wrong'd. - KING RICHARD. Then, by my self- - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Thy self is self-misus'd. - KING RICHARD. Now, by the world- - QUEEN ELIZABETH. 'Tis full of thy foul wrongs. - KING RICHARD. My father's death- - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Thy life hath it dishonour'd. - KING RICHARD. Why, then, by God- - QUEEN ELIZABETH. God's wrong is most of all. - If thou didst fear to break an oath with Him, - The unity the King my husband made - Thou hadst not broken, nor my brothers died. - If thou hadst fear'd to break an oath by Him, - Th' imperial metal, circling now thy head, - Had grac'd the tender temples of my child; - And both the Princes had been breathing here, - Which now, two tender bedfellows for dust, - Thy broken faith hath made the prey for worms. - What canst thou swear by now? - KING RICHARD. The time to come. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. That thou hast wronged in the time - o'erpast; - For I myself have many tears to wash - Hereafter time, for time past wrong'd by thee. - The children live whose fathers thou hast slaughter'd, - Ungovern'd youth, to wail it in their age; - The parents live whose children thou hast butcheed, - Old barren plants, to wail it with their age. - Swear not by time to come; for that thou hast - Misus'd ere us'd, by times ill-us'd o'erpast. - KING RICHARD. As I intend to prosper and repent, - So thrive I in my dangerous affairs - Of hostile arms! Myself myself confound! - Heaven and fortune bar me happy hours! - Day, yield me not thy light; nor, night, thy rest! - Be opposite all planets of good luck - To my proceeding!-if, with dear heart's love, - Immaculate devotion, holy thoughts, - I tender not thy beauteous princely daughter. - In her consists my happiness and thine; - Without her, follows to myself and thee, - Herself, the land, and many a Christian soul, - Death, desolation, ruin, and decay. - It cannot be avoided but by this; - It will not be avoided but by this. - Therefore, dear mother-I must call you so- - Be the attorney of my love to her; - Plead what I will be, not what I have been; - Not my deserts, but what I will deserve. - Urge the necessity and state of times, - And be not peevish-fond in great designs. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Shall I be tempted of the devil thus? - KING RICHARD. Ay, if the devil tempt you to do good. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Shall I forget myself to be myself? - KING RICHARD. Ay, if your self's remembrance wrong - yourself. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Yet thou didst kill my children. - KING RICHARD. But in your daughter's womb I bury them; - Where, in that nest of spicery, they will breed - Selves of themselves, to your recomforture. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. Shall I go win my daughter to thy will? - KING RICHARD. And be a happy mother by the deed. - QUEEN ELIZABETH. I go. Write to me very shortly, - And you shall understand from me her mind. - KING RICHARD. Bear her my true love's kiss; and so, farewell. - Kissing her. Exit QUEEN ELIZABETH - Relenting fool, and shallow, changing woman! - - Enter RATCLIFF; CATESBY following - - How now! what news? - RATCLIFF. Most mighty sovereign, on the western coast - Rideth a puissant navy; to our shores - Throng many doubtful hollow-hearted friends, - Unarm'd, and unresolv'd to beat them back. - 'Tis thought that Richmond is their admiral; - And there they hull, expecting but the aid - Of Buckingham to welcome them ashore. - KING RICHARD. Some light-foot friend post to the Duke of - Norfolk. - Ratcliff, thyself-or Catesby; where is he? - CATESBY. Here, my good lord. - KING RICHARD. Catesby, fly to the Duke. - CATESBY. I will my lord, with all convenient haste. - KING RICHARD. Ratcliff, come hither. Post to Salisbury; - When thou com'st thither- [To CATESBY] Dull, - unmindfull villain, - Why stay'st thou here, and go'st not to the Duke? - CATESBY. First, mighty liege, tell me your Highness' pleasure, - What from your Grace I shall deliver to him. - KING RICHARD. O, true, good Catesby. Bid him levy straight - The greatest strength and power that he can make - And meet me suddenly at Salisbury. - CATESBY. I go. Exit - RATCLIFF. What, may it please you, shall I do at Salisbury? - KING RICHARD. Why, what wouldst thou do there before I - go? - RATCLIFF. Your Highness told me I should post before. - KING RICHARD. My mind is chang'd. - - Enter LORD STANLEY - - STANLEY, what news with you? - STANLEY. None good, my liege, to please you with - the hearing; - Nor none so bad but well may be reported. - KING RICHARD. Hoyday, a riddle! neither good nor bad! - What need'st thou run so many miles about, - When thou mayest tell thy tale the nearest way? - Once more, what news? - STANLEY. Richmond is on the seas. - KING RICHARD. There let him sink, and be the seas on him! - White-liver'd runagate, what doth he there? - STANLEY. I know not, mighty sovereign, but by guess. - KING RICHARD. Well, as you guess? - STANLEY. Stirr'd up by Dorset, Buckingham, and Morton, - He makes for England here to claim the crown. - KING RICHARD. Is the chair empty? Is the sword unsway'd? - Is the King dead, the empire unpossess'd? - What heir of York is there alive but we? - And who is England's King but great York's heir? - Then tell me what makes he upon the seas. - STANLEY. Unless for that, my liege, I cannot guess. - KING RICHARD. Unless for that he comes to be your liege, - You cannot guess wherefore the Welshman comes. - Thou wilt revolt and fly to him, I fear. - STANLEY. No, my good lord; therefore mistrust me not. - KING RICHARD. Where is thy power then, to beat him back? - Where be thy tenants and thy followers? - Are they not now upon the western shore, - Safe-conducting the rebels from their ships? - STANLEY. No, my good lord, my friends are in the north. - KING RICHARD. Cold friends to me. What do they in the - north, - When they should serve their sovereign in the west? - STANLEY. They have not been commanded, mighty King. - Pleaseth your Majesty to give me leave, - I'll muster up my friends and meet your Grace - Where and what time your Majesty shall please. - KING RICHARD. Ay, ay, thou wouldst be gone to join with - Richmond; - But I'll not trust thee. - STANLEY. Most mighty sovereign, - You have no cause to hold my friendship doubtful. - I never was nor never will be false. - KING RICHARD. Go, then, and muster men. But leave behind - Your son, George Stanley. Look your heart be firm, - Or else his head's assurance is but frail. - STANLEY. So deal with him as I prove true to you. Exit - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. My gracious sovereign, now in Devonshire, - As I by friends am well advertised, - Sir Edward Courtney and the haughty prelate, - Bishop of Exeter, his elder brother, - With many moe confederates, are in arms. - - Enter another MESSENGER - - SECOND MESSENGER. In Kent, my liege, the Guilfords are in - arms; - And every hour more competitors - Flock to the rebels, and their power grows strong. - - Enter another MESSENGER - - THIRD MESSENGER. My lord, the army of great Buckingham- - KING RICHARD. Out on you, owls! Nothing but songs of - death? [He strikes him] - There, take thou that till thou bring better news. - THIRD MESSENGER. The news I have to tell your Majesty - Is that by sudden floods and fall of waters - Buckingham's army is dispers'd and scatter'd; - And he himself wand'red away alone, - No man knows whither. - KING RICHARD. I cry thee mercy. - There is my purse to cure that blow of thine. - Hath any well-advised friend proclaim'd - Reward to him that brings the traitor in? - THIRD MESSENGER. Such proclamation hath been made, - my Lord. - - Enter another MESSENGER - - FOURTH MESSENGER. Sir Thomas Lovel and Lord Marquis - Dorset, - 'Tis said, my liege, in Yorkshire are in arms. - But this good comfort bring I to your Highness- - The Britaine navy is dispers'd by tempest. - Richmond in Dorsetshire sent out a boat - Unto the shore, to ask those on the banks - If they were his assistants, yea or no; - Who answer'd him they came from Buckingham - Upon his party. He, mistrusting them, - Hois'd sail, and made his course again for Britaine. - KING RICHARD. March on, march on, since we are up in - arms; - If not to fight with foreign enemies, - Yet to beat down these rebels here at home. - - Re-enter CATESBY - - CATESBY. My liege, the Duke of Buckingham is taken- - That is the best news. That the Earl of Richmond - Is with a mighty power landed at Milford - Is colder tidings, yet they must be told. - KING RICHARD. Away towards Salisbury! While we reason - here - A royal battle might be won and lost. - Some one take order Buckingham be brought - To Salisbury; the rest march on with me. - Flourish. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 5. - -LORD DERBY'S house - -Enter STANLEY and SIR CHRISTOPHER URSWICK - - STANLEY. Sir Christopher, tell Richmond this from me: - That in the sty of the most deadly boar - My son George Stanley is frank'd up in hold; - If I revolt, off goes young George's head; - The fear of that holds off my present aid. - So, get thee gone; commend me to thy lord. - Withal say that the Queen hath heartily consented - He should espouse Elizabeth her daughter. - But tell me, where is princely Richmond now? - CHRISTOPHER. At Pembroke, or at Ha'rford west in Wales. - STANLEY. What men of name resort to him? - CHRISTOPHER. Sir Walter Herbert, a renowned soldier; - SIR Gilbert Talbot, Sir William Stanley, - OXFORD, redoubted Pembroke, Sir James Blunt, - And Rice ap Thomas, with a valiant crew; - And many other of great name and worth; - And towards London do they bend their power, - If by the way they be not fought withal. - STANLEY. Well, hie thee to thy lord; I kiss his hand; - My letter will resolve him of my mind. - Farewell. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE 1. - -Salisbury. An open place - -Enter the SHERIFF and guard, with BUCKINGHAM, led to execution - - BUCKINGHAM. Will not King Richard let me speak with - him? - SHERIFF. No, my good lord; therefore be patient. - BUCKINGHAM. Hastings, and Edward's children, Grey, and - Rivers, - Holy King Henry, and thy fair son Edward, - Vaughan, and all that have miscarried - By underhand corrupted foul injustice, - If that your moody discontented souls - Do through the clouds behold this present hour, - Even for revenge mock my destruction! - This is All-Souls' day, fellow, is it not? - SHERIFF. It is, my lord. - BUCKINGHAM. Why, then All-Souls' day is my body's - doomsday. - This is the day which in King Edward's time - I wish'd might fall on me when I was found - False to his children and his wife's allies; - This is the day wherein I wish'd to fall - By the false faith of him whom most I trusted; - This, this All-Souls' day to my fearful soul - Is the determin'd respite of my wrongs; - That high All-Seer which I dallied with - Hath turn'd my feigned prayer on my head - And given in earnest what I begg'd in jest. - Thus doth He force the swords of wicked men - To turn their own points in their masters' bosoms. - Thus Margaret's curse falls heavy on my neck. - 'When he' quoth she 'shall split thy heart with sorrow, - Remember Margaret was a prophetess.' - Come lead me, officers, to the block of shame; - Wrong hath but wrong, and blame the due of blame. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 2. - -Camp near Tamworth - -Enter RICHMOND, OXFORD, SIR JAMES BLUNT, SIR WALTER HERBERT, and others, -with drum and colours - - RICHMOND. Fellows in arms, and my most loving friends, - Bruis'd underneath the yoke of tyranny, - Thus far into the bowels of the land - Have we march'd on without impediment; - And here receive we from our father Stanley - Lines of fair comfort and encouragement. - The wretched, bloody, and usurping boar, - That spoil'd your summer fields and fruitful vines, - Swills your warm blood like wash, and makes his trough - In your embowell'd bosoms-this foul swine - Is now even in the centre of this isle, - Near to the town of Leicester, as we learn. - From Tamworth thither is but one day's march. - In God's name cheerly on, courageous friends, - To reap the harvest of perpetual peace - By this one bloody trial of sharp war. - OXFORD. Every man's conscience is a thousand men, - To fight against this guilty homicide. - HERBERT. I doubt not but his friends will turn to us. - BLUNT. He hath no friends but what are friends for fear, - Which in his dearest need will fly from him. - RICHMOND. All for our vantage. Then in God's name march. - True hope is swift and flies with swallow's wings; - Kings it makes gods, and meaner creatures kings. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 3. - -Bosworth Field - -Enter KING RICHARD in arms, with NORFOLK, RATCLIFF, -the EARL of SURREYS and others - - KING RICHARD. Here pitch our tent, even here in Bosworth - field. - My Lord of Surrey, why look you so sad? - SURREY. My heart is ten times lighter than my looks. - KING RICHARD. My Lord of Norfolk! - NORFOLK. Here, most gracious liege. - KING RICHARD. Norfolk, we must have knocks; ha! must we - not? - NORFOLK. We must both give and take, my loving lord. - KING RICHARD. Up With my tent! Here will I lie to-night; - [Soldiers begin to set up the KING'S tent] - But where to-morrow? Well, all's one for that. - Who hath descried the number of the traitors? - NORFOLK. Six or seven thousand is their utmost power. - KING RICHARD. Why, our battalia trebles that account; - Besides, the King's name is a tower of strength, - Which they upon the adverse faction want. - Up with the tent! Come, noble gentlemen, - Let us survey the vantage of the ground. - Call for some men of sound direction. - Let's lack no discipline, make no delay; - For, lords, to-morrow is a busy day. Exeunt - - Enter, on the other side of the field, - RICHMOND, SIR WILLIAM BRANDON, OXFORD, DORSET, - and others. Some pitch RICHMOND'S tent - - RICHMOND. The weary sun hath made a golden set, - And by the bright tract of his fiery car - Gives token of a goodly day to-morrow. - Sir William Brandon, you shall bear my standard. - Give me some ink and paper in my tent. - I'll draw the form and model of our battle, - Limit each leader to his several charge, - And part in just proportion our small power. - My Lord of Oxford-you, Sir William Brandon- - And you, Sir Walter Herbert-stay with me. - The Earl of Pembroke keeps his regiment; - Good Captain Blunt, bear my good night to him, - And by the second hour in the morning - Desire the Earl to see me in my tent. - Yet one thing more, good Captain, do for me- - Where is Lord Stanley quarter'd, do you know? - BLUNT. Unless I have mista'en his colours much- - Which well I am assur'd I have not done- - His regiment lies half a mile at least - South from the mighty power of the King. - RICHMOND. If without peril it be possible, - Sweet Blunt, make some good means to speak with him - And give him from me this most needful note. - BLUNT. Upon my life, my lord, I'll undertake it; - And so, God give you quiet rest to-night! - RICHMOND. Good night, good Captain Blunt. Come, - gentlemen, - Let us consult upon to-morrow's business. - In to my tent; the dew is raw and cold. - [They withdraw into the tent] - - Enter, to his-tent, KING RICHARD, NORFOLK, - RATCLIFF, and CATESBY - - KING RICHARD. What is't o'clock? - CATESBY. It's supper-time, my lord; - It's nine o'clock. - KING RICHARD. I will not sup to-night. - Give me some ink and paper. - What, is my beaver easier than it was? - And all my armour laid into my tent? - CATESBY. It is, my liege; and all things are in readiness. - KING RICHARD. Good Norfolk, hie thee to thy charge; - Use careful watch, choose trusty sentinels. - NORFOLK. I go, my lord. - KING RICHARD. Stir with the lark to-morrow, gentle Norfolk. - NORFOLK. I warrant you, my lord. Exit - KING RICHARD. Catesby! - CATESBY. My lord? - KING RICHARD. Send out a pursuivant-at-arms - To Stanley's regiment; bid him bring his power - Before sunrising, lest his son George fall - Into the blind cave of eternal night. Exit CATESBY - Fill me a bowl of wine. Give me a watch. - Saddle white Surrey for the field to-morrow. - Look that my staves be sound, and not too heavy. - Ratcliff! - RATCLIFF. My lord? - KING RICHARD. Saw'st thou the melancholy Lord - Northumberland? - RATCLIFF. Thomas the Earl of Surrey and himself, - Much about cock-shut time, from troop to troop - Went through the army, cheering up the soldiers. - KING RICHARD. So, I am satisfied. Give me a bowl of wine. - I have not that alacrity of spirit - Nor cheer of mind that I was wont to have. - Set it down. Is ink and paper ready? - RATCLIFF. It is, my lord. - KING RICHARD. Bid my guard watch; leave me. - RATCLIFF, about the mid of night come to my tent - And help to arm me. Leave me, I say. - Exit RATCLIFF. RICHARD sleeps - - Enter DERBY to RICHMOND in his tent; - LORDS attending - - DERBY. Fortune and victory sit on thy helm! - RICHMOND. All comfort that the dark night can afford - Be to thy person, noble father-in-law! - Tell me, how fares our loving mother? - DERBY. I, by attorney, bless thee from thy mother, - Who prays continually for Richmond's good. - So much for that. The silent hours steal on, - And flaky darkness breaks within the east. - In brief, for so the season bids us be, - Prepare thy battle early in the morning, - And put thy fortune to the arbitrement - Of bloody strokes and mortal-staring war. - I, as I may-that which I would I cannot- - With best advantage will deceive the time - And aid thee in this doubtful shock of arms; - But on thy side I may not be too forward, - Lest, being seen, thy brother, tender George, - Be executed in his father's sight. - Farewell; the leisure and the fearful time - Cuts off the ceremonious vows of love - And ample interchange of sweet discourse - Which so-long-sund'red friends should dwell upon. - God give us leisure for these rites of love! - Once more, adieu; be valiant, and speed well! - RICHMOND. Good lords, conduct him to his regiment. - I'll strive with troubled thoughts to take a nap, - Lest leaden slumber peise me down to-morrow - When I should mount with wings of victory. - Once more, good night, kind lords and gentlemen. - Exeunt all but RICHMOND - O Thou, whose captain I account myself, - Look on my forces with a gracious eye; - Put in their hands Thy bruising irons of wrath, - That they may crush down with a heavy fall - The usurping helmets of our adversaries! - Make us Thy ministers of chastisement, - That we may praise Thee in the victory! - To Thee I do commend my watchful soul - Ere I let fall the windows of mine eyes. - Sleeping and waking, O, defend me still! [Sleeps] - - Enter the GHOST Of YOUNG PRINCE EDWARD, - son to HENRY THE SIXTH - - GHOST. [To RICHARD] Let me sit heavy on thy soul - to-morrow! - Think how thou stabb'dst me in my prime of youth - At Tewksbury; despair, therefore, and die! - [To RICHMOND] Be cheerful, Richmond; for the wronged - souls - Of butcher'd princes fight in thy behalf. - King Henry's issue, Richmond, comforts thee. - - Enter the GHOST of HENRY THE SIXTH - - GHOST. [To RICHARD] When I was mortal, my anointed - body - By thee was punched full of deadly holes. - Think on the Tower and me. Despair, and die. - Harry the Sixth bids thee despair and die. - [To RICHMOND] Virtuous and holy, be thou conqueror! - Harry, that prophesied thou shouldst be King, - Doth comfort thee in thy sleep. Live and flourish! - - Enter the GHOST of CLARENCE - - GHOST. [To RICHARD] Let me sit heavy in thy soul - to-morrow! I that was wash'd to death with fulsome wine, - Poor Clarence, by thy guile betray'd to death! - To-morrow in the battle think on me, - And fall thy edgeless sword. Despair and die! - [To RICHMOND] Thou offspring of the house of Lancaster, - The wronged heirs of York do pray for thee. - Good angels guard thy battle! Live and flourish! - - Enter the GHOSTS of RIVERS, GREY, and VAUGHAN - - GHOST OF RIVERS. [To RICHARD] Let me sit heavy in thy - soul to-morrow, - Rivers that died at Pomfret! Despair and die! - GHOST OF GREY. [To RICHARD] Think upon Grey, and let - thy soul despair! - GHOST OF VAUGHAN. [To RICHARD] Think upon Vaughan, - and with guilty fear - Let fall thy lance. Despair and die! - ALL. [To RICHMOND] Awake, and think our wrongs in - Richard's bosom - Will conquer him. Awake and win the day. - - Enter the GHOST of HASTINGS - - GHOST. [To RICHARD] Bloody and guilty, guiltily awake, - And in a bloody battle end thy days! - Think on Lord Hastings. Despair and die. - [To RICHMOND] Quiet untroubled soul, awake, awake! - Arm, fight, and conquer, for fair England's sake! - - Enter the GHOSTS of the two young PRINCES - - GHOSTS. [To RICHARD] Dream on thy cousins smothered in - the Tower. - Let us be lead within thy bosom, Richard, - And weigh thee down to ruin, shame, and death! - Thy nephews' souls bid thee despair and die. - [To RICHMOND] Sleep, Richmond, sleep in peace, and - wake in joy; - Good angels guard thee from the boar's annoy! - Live, and beget a happy race of kings! - Edward's unhappy sons do bid thee flourish. - - Enter the GHOST of LADY ANNE, his wife - - GHOST. [To RICHARD] Richard, thy wife, that wretched - Anne thy wife - That never slept a quiet hour with thee - Now fills thy sleep with perturbations. - To-morrow in the battle think on me, - And fall thy edgeless sword. Despair and die. - [To RICHMOND] Thou quiet soul, sleep thou a quiet sleep; - Dream of success and happy victory. - Thy adversary's wife doth pray for thee. - - Enter the GHOST of BUCKINGHAM - - GHOST. [To RICHARD] The first was I that help'd thee - to the crown; - The last was I that felt thy tyranny. - O, in the battle think on Buckingham, - And die in terror of thy guiltiness! - Dream on, dream on of bloody deeds and death; - Fainting, despair; despairing, yield thy breath! - [To RICHMOND] I died for hope ere I could lend thee aid; - But cheer thy heart and be thou not dismay'd: - God and good angels fight on Richmond's side; - And Richard falls in height of all his pride. - [The GHOSTS vanish. RICHARD starts out of his dream] - KING RICHARD. Give me another horse. Bind up my wounds. - Have mercy, Jesu! Soft! I did but dream. - O coward conscience, how dost thou afflict me! - The lights burn blue. It is now dead midnight. - Cold fearful drops stand on my trembling flesh. - What do I fear? Myself? There's none else by. - Richard loves Richard; that is, I am I. - Is there a murderer here? No-yes, I am. - Then fly. What, from myself? Great reason why- - Lest I revenge. What, myself upon myself! - Alack, I love myself. Wherefore? For any good - That I myself have done unto myself? - O, no! Alas, I rather hate myself - For hateful deeds committed by myself! - I am a villain; yet I lie, I am not. - Fool, of thyself speak well. Fool, do not flatter. - My conscience hath a thousand several tongues, - And every tongue brings in a several tale, - And every tale condemns me for a villain. - Perjury, perjury, in the high'st degree; - Murder, stern murder, in the dir'st degree; - All several sins, all us'd in each degree, - Throng to the bar, crying all 'Guilty! guilty!' - I shall despair. There is no creature loves me; - And if I die no soul will pity me: - And wherefore should they, since that I myself - Find in myself no pity to myself? - Methought the souls of all that I had murder'd - Came to my tent, and every one did threat - To-morrow's vengeance on the head of Richard. - - Enter RATCLIFF - - RATCLIFF. My lord! - KING RICHARD. Zounds, who is there? - RATCLIFF. Ratcliff, my lord; 'tis I. The early village-cock - Hath twice done salutation to the morn; - Your friends are up and buckle on their armour. - KING RICHARD. O Ratcliff, I have dream'd a fearful dream! - What think'st thou-will our friends prove all true? - RATCLIFF. No doubt, my lord. - KING RICHARD. O Ratcliff, I fear, I fear. - RATCLIFF. Nay, good my lord, be not afraid of shadows. - KING RICHARD By the apostle Paul, shadows to-night - Have stuck more terror to the soul of Richard - Than can the substance of ten thousand soldiers - Armed in proof and led by shallow Richmond. - 'Tis not yet near day. Come, go with me; - Under our tents I'll play the eaves-dropper, - To see if any mean to shrink from me. Exeunt - - Enter the LORDS to RICHMOND sitting in his tent - - LORDS. Good morrow, Richmond! - RICHMOND. Cry mercy, lords and watchful gentlemen, - That you have ta'en a tardy sluggard here. - LORDS. How have you slept, my lord? - RICHMOND. The sweetest sleep and fairest-boding dreams - That ever ent'red in a drowsy head - Have I since your departure had, my lords. - Methought their souls whose bodies Richard murder'd - Came to my tent and cried on victory. - I promise you my soul is very jocund - In the remembrance of so fair a dream. - How far into the morning is it, lords? - LORDS. Upon the stroke of four. - RICHMOND. Why, then 'tis time to arm and give direction. - - His ORATION to his SOLDIERS - - More than I have said, loving countrymen, - The leisure and enforcement of the time - Forbids to dwell upon; yet remember this: - God and our good cause fight upon our side; - The prayers of holy saints and wronged souls, - Like high-rear'd bulwarks, stand before our faces; - Richard except, those whom we fight against - Had rather have us win than him they follow. - For what is he they follow? Truly, gentlemen, - A bloody tyrant and a homicide; - One rais'd in blood, and one in blood establish'd; - One that made means to come by what he hath, - And slaughtered those that were the means to help him; - A base foul stone, made precious by the foil - Of England's chair, where he is falsely set; - One that hath ever been God's enemy. - Then if you fight against God's enemy, - God will in justice ward you as his soldiers; - If you do sweat to put a tyrant down, - You sleep in peace, the tyrant being slain; - If you do fight against your country's foes, - Your country's foes shall pay your pains the hire; - If you do fight in safeguard of your wives, - Your wives shall welcome home the conquerors; - If you do free your children from the sword, - Your children's children quits it in your age. - Then, in the name of God and all these rights, - Advance your standards, draw your willing swords. - For me, the ransom of my bold attempt - Shall be this cold corpse on the earth's cold face; - But if I thrive, the gain of my attempt - The least of you shall share his part thereof. - Sound drums and trumpets boldly and cheerfully; - God and Saint George! Richmond and victory! Exeunt - - Re-enter KING RICHARD, RATCLIFF, attendants, - and forces - - KING RICHARD. What said Northumberland as touching - Richmond? - RATCLIFF. That he was never trained up in arms. - KING RICHARD. He said the truth; and what said Surrey - then? - RATCLIFF. He smil'd, and said 'The better for our purpose.' - KING He was in the right; and so indeed it is. - [Clock strikes] - Tell the clock there. Give me a calendar. - Who saw the sun to-day? - RATCLIFF. Not I, my lord. - KING RICHARD. Then he disdains to shine; for by the book - He should have brav'd the east an hour ago. - A black day will it be to somebody. - Ratcliff! - RATCLIFF. My lord? - KING RICHARD. The sun will not be seen to-day; - The sky doth frown and lour upon our army. - I would these dewy tears were from the ground. - Not shine to-day! Why, what is that to me - More than to Richmond? For the selfsame heaven - That frowns on me looks sadly upon him. - - Enter NORFOLK - - NORFOLK. Arm, arm, my lord; the foe vaunts in the field. - KING RICHARD. Come, bustle, bustle; caparison my horse; - Call up Lord Stanley, bid him bring his power. - I will lead forth my soldiers to the plain, - And thus my battle shall be ordered: - My foreward shall be drawn out all in length, - Consisting equally of horse and foot; - Our archers shall be placed in the midst. - John Duke of Norfolk, Thomas Earl of Surrey, - Shall have the leading of this foot and horse. - They thus directed, we will follow - In the main battle, whose puissance on either side - Shall be well winged with our chiefest horse. - This, and Saint George to boot! What think'st thou, - Norfolk? - NORFOLK. A good direction, warlike sovereign. - This found I on my tent this morning. - [He sheweth him a paper] - KING RICHARD. [Reads] - 'Jockey of Norfolk, be not so bold, - For Dickon thy master is bought and sold.' - A thing devised by the enemy. - Go, gentlemen, every man unto his charge. - Let not our babbling dreams affright our souls; - Conscience is but a word that cowards use, - Devis'd at first to keep the strong in awe. - Our strong arms be our conscience, swords our law. - March on, join bravely, let us to it pell-mell; - If not to heaven, then hand in hand to hell. - - His ORATION to his ARMY - - What shall I say more than I have inferr'd? - Remember whom you are to cope withal- - A sort of vagabonds, rascals, and runaways, - A scum of Britaines, and base lackey peasants, - Whom their o'er-cloyed country vomits forth - To desperate adventures and assur'd destruction. - You sleeping safe, they bring to you unrest; - You having lands, and bless'd with beauteous wives, - They would restrain the one, distain the other. - And who doth lead them but a paltry fellow, - Long kept in Britaine at our mother's cost? - A milk-sop, one that never in his life - Felt so much cold as over shoes in snow? - Let's whip these stragglers o'er the seas again; - Lash hence these over-weening rags of France, - These famish'd beggars, weary of their lives; - Who, but for dreaming on this fond exploit, - For want of means, poor rats, had hang'd themselves. - If we be conquered, let men conquer us, - And not these bastard Britaines, whom our fathers - Have in their own land beaten, bobb'd, and thump'd, - And, in record, left them the heirs of shame. - Shall these enjoy our lands? lie with our wives, - Ravish our daughters? [Drum afar off] Hark! I hear their - drum. - Fight, gentlemen of England! Fight, bold yeomen! - Draw, archers, draw your arrows to the head! - Spur your proud horses hard, and ride in blood; - Amaze the welkin with your broken staves! - - Enter a MESSENGER - - What says Lord Stanley? Will he bring his power? - MESSENGER. My lord, he doth deny to come. - KING RICHARD. Off with his son George's head! - NORFOLK. My lord, the enemy is pass'd the marsh. - After the battle let George Stanley die. - KING RICHARD. A thousand hearts are great within my - bosom. - Advance our standards, set upon our foes; - Our ancient word of courage, fair Saint George, - Inspire us with the spleen of fiery dragons! - Upon them! Victory sits on our helms. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 4. - -Another part of the field - -Alarum; excursions. Enter NORFOLK and forces; to him CATESBY - - CATESBY. Rescue, my Lord of Norfolk, rescue, rescue! - The King enacts more wonders than a man, - Daring an opposite to every danger. - His horse is slain, and all on foot he fights, - Seeking for Richmond in the throat of death. - Rescue, fair lord, or else the day is lost. - - Alarums. Enter KING RICHARD - - KING RICHARD. A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse! - CATESBY. Withdraw, my lord! I'll help you to a horse. - KING RICHARD. Slave, I have set my life upon a cast - And I Will stand the hazard of the die. - I think there be six Richmonds in the field; - Five have I slain to-day instead of him. - A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 5. - -Another part of the field - -Alarum. Enter RICHARD and RICHMOND; they fight; RICHARD is slain. -Retreat and flourish. Enter RICHMOND, DERBY bearing the crown, -with other LORDS - - RICHMOND. God and your arms be prais'd, victorious friends; - The day is ours, the bloody dog is dead. - DERBY. Courageous Richmond, well hast thou acquit thee! - Lo, here, this long-usurped royalty - From the dead temples of this bloody wretch - Have I pluck'd off, to grace thy brows withal. - Wear it, enjoy it, and make much of it. - RICHMOND. Great God of heaven, say Amen to all! - But, teLL me is young George Stanley living. - DERBY. He is, my lord, and safe in Leicester town, - Whither, if it please you, we may now withdraw us. - RICHMOND. What men of name are slain on either side? - DERBY. John Duke of Norfolk, Walter Lord Ferrers, - Sir Robert Brakenbury, and Sir William Brandon. - RICHMOND. Inter their bodies as becomes their births. - Proclaim a pardon to the soldiers fled - That in submission will return to us. - And then, as we have ta'en the sacrament, - We will unite the white rose and the red. - Smile heaven upon this fair conjunction, - That long have frown'd upon their emnity! - What traitor hears me, and says not Amen? - England hath long been mad, and scarr'd herself; - The brother blindly shed the brother's blood, - The father rashly slaughter'd his own son, - The son, compell'd, been butcher to the sire; - All this divided York and Lancaster, - Divided in their dire division, - O, now let Richmond and Elizabeth, - The true succeeders of each royal house, - By God's fair ordinance conjoin together! - And let their heirs, God, if thy will be so, - Enrich the time to come with smooth-fac'd peace, - With smiling plenty, and fair prosperous days! - Abate the edge of traitors, gracious Lord, - That would reduce these bloody days again - And make poor England weep in streams of blood! - Let them not live to taste this land's increase - That would with treason wound this fair land's peace! - Now civil wounds are stopp'd, peace lives again- - That she may long live here, God say Amen! Exeunt - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1595 - - -THE TRAGEDY OF ROMEO AND JULIET - -by William Shakespeare - - - -Dramatis Personae - - Chorus. - - Escalus, Prince of Verona. - Paris, a young Count, kinsman to the Prince. - Montague, heads of two houses at variance with each other. - Capulet, heads of two houses at variance with each other. - An old Man, of the Capulet family. - Romeo, son to Montague. - Tybalt, nephew to Lady Capulet. - Mercutio, kinsman to the Prince and friend to Romeo. - Benvolio, nephew to Montague, and friend to Romeo - Tybalt, nephew to Lady Capulet. - Friar Laurence, Franciscan. - Friar John, Franciscan. - Balthasar, servant to Romeo. - Abram, servant to Montague. - Sampson, servant to Capulet. - Gregory, servant to Capulet. - Peter, servant to Juliet's nurse. - An Apothecary. - Three Musicians. - An Officer. - - Lady Montague, wife to Montague. - Lady Capulet, wife to Capulet. - Juliet, daughter to Capulet. - Nurse to Juliet. - - Citizens of Verona; Gentlemen and Gentlewomen of both houses; - Maskers, Torchbearers, Pages, Guards, Watchmen, Servants, and - Attendants. - - SCENE.--Verona; Mantua. - - - - THE PROLOGUE - - Enter Chorus. - - Chor. Two households, both alike in dignity, - In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, - From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, - Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. - From forth the fatal loins of these two foes - A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life; - Whose misadventur'd piteous overthrows - Doth with their death bury their parents' strife. - The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love, - And the continuance of their parents' rage, - Which, but their children's end, naught could remove, - Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage; - The which if you with patient ears attend, - What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend. - [Exit.] - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT I. Scene I. -Verona. A public place. - -Enter Sampson and Gregory (with swords and bucklers) of the house of Capulet. - - Samp. Gregory, on my word, we'll not carry coals. - Greg. No, for then we should be colliers. - Samp. I mean, an we be in choler, we'll draw. - Greg. Ay, while you live, draw your neck out of collar. - Samp. I strike quickly, being moved. - Greg. But thou art not quickly moved to strike. - Samp. A dog of the house of Montague moves me. - Greg. To move is to stir, and to be valiant is to stand. - Therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn'st away. - Samp. A dog of that house shall move me to stand. I will take the - wall of any man or maid of Montague's. - Greg. That shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest goes to the - wall. - Samp. 'Tis true; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are - ever thrust to the wall. Therefore I will push Montague's men - from the wall and thrust his maids to the wall. - Greg. The quarrel is between our masters and us their men. - Samp. 'Tis all one. I will show myself a tyrant. When I have fought - with the men, I will be cruel with the maids- I will cut off - their heads. - Greg. The heads of the maids? - Samp. Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads. - Take it in what sense thou wilt. - Greg. They must take it in sense that feel it. - Samp. Me they shall feel while I am able to stand; and 'tis known I - am a pretty piece of flesh. - Greg. 'Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been - poor-John. Draw thy tool! Here comes two of the house of - Montagues. - - Enter two other Servingmen [Abram and Balthasar]. - - Samp. My naked weapon is out. Quarrel! I will back thee. - Greg. How? turn thy back and run? - Samp. Fear me not. - Greg. No, marry. I fear thee! - Samp. Let us take the law of our sides; let them begin. - Greg. I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as they list. - Samp. Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them; which is - disgrace to them, if they bear it. - Abr. Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? - Samp. I do bite my thumb, sir. - Abr. Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? - Samp. [aside to Gregory] Is the law of our side if I say ay? - Greg. [aside to Sampson] No. - Samp. No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir; but I bite my - thumb, sir. - Greg. Do you quarrel, sir? - Abr. Quarrel, sir? No, sir. - Samp. But if you do, sir, am for you. I serve as good a man as you. - Abr. No better. - Samp. Well, sir. - - Enter Benvolio. - - Greg. [aside to Sampson] Say 'better.' Here comes one of my - master's kinsmen. - Samp. Yes, better, sir. - Abr. You lie. - Samp. Draw, if you be men. Gregory, remember thy swashing blow. - They fight. - Ben. Part, fools! [Beats down their swords.] - Put up your swords. You know not what you do. - - Enter Tybalt. - - Tyb. What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds? - Turn thee Benvolio! look upon thy death. - Ben. I do but keep the peace. Put up thy sword, - Or manage it to part these men with me. - Tyb. What, drawn, and talk of peace? I hate the word - As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee. - Have at thee, coward! They fight. - - Enter an officer, and three or four Citizens with clubs or - partisans. - - Officer. Clubs, bills, and partisans! Strike! beat them down! - Citizens. Down with the Capulets! Down with the Montagues! - - Enter Old Capulet in his gown, and his Wife. - - Cap. What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho! - Wife. A crutch, a crutch! Why call you for a sword? - Cap. My sword, I say! Old Montague is come - And flourishes his blade in spite of me. - - Enter Old Montague and his Wife. - - Mon. Thou villain Capulet!- Hold me not, let me go. - M. Wife. Thou shalt not stir one foot to seek a foe. - - Enter Prince Escalus, with his Train. - - Prince. Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace, - Profaners of this neighbour-stained steel- - Will they not hear? What, ho! you men, you beasts, - That quench the fire of your pernicious rage - With purple fountains issuing from your veins! - On pain of torture, from those bloody hands - Throw your mistempered weapons to the ground - And hear the sentence of your moved prince. - Three civil brawls, bred of an airy word - By thee, old Capulet, and Montague, - Have thrice disturb'd the quiet of our streets - And made Verona's ancient citizens - Cast by their grave beseeming ornaments - To wield old partisans, in hands as old, - Cank'red with peace, to part your cank'red hate. - If ever you disturb our streets again, - Your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace. - For this time all the rest depart away. - You, Capulet, shall go along with me; - And, Montague, come you this afternoon, - To know our farther pleasure in this case, - To old Freetown, our common judgment place. - Once more, on pain of death, all men depart. - Exeunt [all but Montague, his Wife, and Benvolio]. - Mon. Who set this ancient quarrel new abroach? - Speak, nephew, were you by when it began? - Ben. Here were the servants of your adversary - And yours, close fighting ere I did approach. - I drew to part them. In the instant came - The fiery Tybalt, with his sword prepar'd; - Which, as he breath'd defiance to my ears, - He swung about his head and cut the winds, - Who, nothing hurt withal, hiss'd him in scorn. - While we were interchanging thrusts and blows, - Came more and more, and fought on part and part, - Till the Prince came, who parted either part. - M. Wife. O, where is Romeo? Saw you him to-day? - Right glad I am he was not at this fray. - Ben. Madam, an hour before the worshipp'd sun - Peer'd forth the golden window of the East, - A troubled mind drave me to walk abroad; - Where, underneath the grove of sycamore - That westward rooteth from the city's side, - So early walking did I see your son. - Towards him I made; but he was ware of me - And stole into the covert of the wood. - I- measuring his affections by my own, - Which then most sought where most might not be found, - Being one too many by my weary self- - Pursu'd my humour, not Pursuing his, - And gladly shunn'd who gladly fled from me. - Mon. Many a morning hath he there been seen, - With tears augmenting the fresh morning's dew, - Adding to clouds more clouds with his deep sighs; - But all so soon as the all-cheering sun - Should in the farthest East bean to draw - The shady curtains from Aurora's bed, - Away from light steals home my heavy son - And private in his chamber pens himself, - Shuts up his windows, locks fair daylight - And makes himself an artificial night. - Black and portentous must this humour prove - Unless good counsel may the cause remove. - Ben. My noble uncle, do you know the cause? - Mon. I neither know it nor can learn of him - Ben. Have you importun'd him by any means? - Mon. Both by myself and many other friend; - But he, his own affections' counsellor, - Is to himself- I will not say how true- - But to himself so secret and so close, - So far from sounding and discovery, - As is the bud bit with an envious worm - Ere he can spread his sweet leaves to the air - Or dedicate his beauty to the sun. - Could we but learn from whence his sorrows grow, - We would as willingly give cure as know. - - Enter Romeo. - - Ben. See, where he comes. So please you step aside, - I'll know his grievance, or be much denied. - Mon. I would thou wert so happy by thy stay - To hear true shrift. Come, madam, let's away, - Exeunt [Montague and Wife]. - Ben. Good morrow, cousin. - Rom. Is the day so young? - Ben. But new struck nine. - Rom. Ay me! sad hours seem long. - Was that my father that went hence so fast? - Ben. It was. What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours? - Rom. Not having that which having makes them short. - Ben. In love? - Rom. Out- - Ben. Of love? - Rom. Out of her favour where I am in love. - Ben. Alas that love, so gentle in his view, - Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof! - Rom. Alas that love, whose view is muffled still, - Should without eyes see pathways to his will! - Where shall we dine? O me! What fray was here? - Yet tell me not, for I have heard it all. - Here's much to do with hate, but more with love. - Why then, O brawling love! O loving hate! - O anything, of nothing first create! - O heavy lightness! serious vanity! - Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms! - Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health! - Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is - This love feel I, that feel no love in this. - Dost thou not laugh? - Ben. No, coz, I rather weep. - Rom. Good heart, at what? - Ben. At thy good heart's oppression. - Rom. Why, such is love's transgression. - Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast, - Which thou wilt propagate, to have it prest - With more of thine. This love that thou hast shown - Doth add more grief to too much of mine own. - Love is a smoke rais'd with the fume of sighs; - Being purg'd, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes; - Being vex'd, a sea nourish'd with lovers' tears. - What is it else? A madness most discreet, - A choking gall, and a preserving sweet. - Farewell, my coz. - Ben. Soft! I will go along. - An if you leave me so, you do me wrong. - Rom. Tut! I have lost myself; I am not here: - This is not Romeo, he's some other where. - Ben. Tell me in sadness, who is that you love? - Rom. What, shall I groan and tell thee? - Ben. Groan? Why, no; - But sadly tell me who. - Rom. Bid a sick man in sadness make his will. - Ah, word ill urg'd to one that is so ill! - In sadness, cousin, I do love a woman. - Ben. I aim'd so near when I suppos'd you lov'd. - Rom. A right good markman! And she's fair I love. - Ben. A right fair mark, fair coz, is soonest hit. - Rom. Well, in that hit you miss. She'll not be hit - With Cupid's arrow. She hath Dian's wit, - And, in strong proof of chastity well arm'd, - From Love's weak childish bow she lives unharm'd. - She will not stay the siege of loving terms, - Nor bide th' encounter of assailing eyes, - Nor ope her lap to saint-seducing gold. - O, she's rich in beauty; only poor - That, when she dies, with beauty dies her store. - Ben. Then she hath sworn that she will still live chaste? - Rom. She hath, and in that sparing makes huge waste; - For beauty, starv'd with her severity, - Cuts beauty off from all posterity. - She is too fair, too wise, wisely too fair, - To merit bliss by making me despair. - She hath forsworn to love, and in that vow - Do I live dead that live to tell it now. - Ben. Be rul'd by me: forget to think of her. - Rom. O, teach me how I should forget to think! - Ben. By giving liberty unto thine eyes. - Examine other beauties. - Rom. 'Tis the way - To call hers (exquisite) in question more. - These happy masks that kiss fair ladies' brows, - Being black puts us in mind they hide the fair. - He that is strucken blind cannot forget - The precious treasure of his eyesight lost. - Show me a mistress that is passing fair, - What doth her beauty serve but as a note - Where I may read who pass'd that passing fair? - Farewell. Thou canst not teach me to forget. - Ben. I'll pay that doctrine, or else die in debt. Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -A Street. - -Enter Capulet, County Paris, and [Servant] -the Clown. - - Cap. But Montague is bound as well as I, - In penalty alike; and 'tis not hard, I think, - For men so old as we to keep the peace. - Par. Of honourable reckoning are you both, - And pity 'tis you liv'd at odds so long. - But now, my lord, what say you to my suit? - Cap. But saying o'er what I have said before: - My child is yet a stranger in the world, - She hath not seen the change of fourteen years; - Let two more summers wither in their pride - Ere we may think her ripe to be a bride. - Par. Younger than she are happy mothers made. - Cap. And too soon marr'd are those so early made. - The earth hath swallowed all my hopes but she; - She is the hopeful lady of my earth. - But woo her, gentle Paris, get her heart; - My will to her consent is but a part. - An she agree, within her scope of choice - Lies my consent and fair according voice. - This night I hold an old accustom'd feast, - Whereto I have invited many a guest, - Such as I love; and you among the store, - One more, most welcome, makes my number more. - At my poor house look to behold this night - Earth-treading stars that make dark heaven light. - Such comfort as do lusty young men feel - When well apparell'd April on the heel - Of limping Winter treads, even such delight - Among fresh female buds shall you this night - Inherit at my house. Hear all, all see, - And like her most whose merit most shall be; - Which, on more view of many, mine, being one, - May stand in number, though in reck'ning none. - Come, go with me. [To Servant, giving him a paper] Go, sirrah, - trudge about - Through fair Verona; find those persons out - Whose names are written there, and to them say, - My house and welcome on their pleasure stay- - Exeunt [Capulet and Paris]. - Serv. Find them out whose names are written here? It is written - that the shoemaker should meddle with his yard and the tailor - with his last, the fisher with his pencil and the painter with - his nets; but I am sent to find those persons whose names are - here writ, and can never find what names the writing person hath - here writ. I must to the learned. In good time! - - Enter Benvolio and Romeo. - - Ben. Tut, man, one fire burns out another's burning; - One pain is lessoned by another's anguish; - Turn giddy, and be holp by backward turning; - One desperate grief cures with another's languish. - Take thou some new infection to thy eye, - And the rank poison of the old will die. - Rom. Your plantain leaf is excellent for that. - Ben. For what, I pray thee? - Rom. For your broken shin. - Ben. Why, Romeo, art thou mad? - Rom. Not mad, but bound more than a madman is; - Shut up in Prison, kept without my food, - Whipp'd and tormented and- God-den, good fellow. - Serv. God gi' go-den. I pray, sir, can you read? - Rom. Ay, mine own fortune in my misery. - Serv. Perhaps you have learned it without book. But I pray, can you - read anything you see? - Rom. Ay, If I know the letters and the language. - Serv. Ye say honestly. Rest you merry! - Rom. Stay, fellow; I can read. He reads. - - 'Signior Martino and his wife and daughters; - County Anselmo and his beauteous sisters; - The lady widow of Vitruvio; - Signior Placentio and His lovely nieces; - Mercutio and his brother Valentine; - Mine uncle Capulet, his wife, and daughters; - My fair niece Rosaline and Livia; - Signior Valentio and His cousin Tybalt; - Lucio and the lively Helena.' - - [Gives back the paper.] A fair assembly. Whither should they come? - Serv. Up. - Rom. Whither? - Serv. To supper, to our house. - Rom. Whose house? - Serv. My master's. - Rom. Indeed I should have ask'd you that before. - Serv. Now I'll tell you without asking. My master is the great rich - Capulet; and if you be not of the house of Montagues, I pray come - and crush a cup of wine. Rest you merry! Exit. - Ben. At this same ancient feast of Capulet's - Sups the fair Rosaline whom thou so lov'st; - With all the admired beauties of Verona. - Go thither, and with unattainted eye - Compare her face with some that I shall show, - And I will make thee think thy swan a crow. - Rom. When the devout religion of mine eye - Maintains such falsehood, then turn tears to fires; - And these, who, often drown'd, could never die, - Transparent heretics, be burnt for liars! - One fairer than my love? The all-seeing sun - Ne'er saw her match since first the world begun. - Ben. Tut! you saw her fair, none else being by, - Herself pois'd with herself in either eye; - But in that crystal scales let there be weigh'd - Your lady's love against some other maid - That I will show you shining at this feast, - And she shall scant show well that now seems best. - Rom. I'll go along, no such sight to be shown, - But to rejoice in splendour of my own. [Exeunt.] - - - - -Scene III. -Capulet's house. - -Enter Capulet's Wife, and Nurse. - - Wife. Nurse, where's my daughter? Call her forth to me. - Nurse. Now, by my maidenhead at twelve year old, - I bade her come. What, lamb! what ladybird! - God forbid! Where's this girl? What, Juliet! - - Enter Juliet. - - Jul. How now? Who calls? - Nurse. Your mother. - Jul. Madam, I am here. - What is your will? - Wife. This is the matter- Nurse, give leave awhile, - We must talk in secret. Nurse, come back again; - I have rememb'red me, thou's hear our counsel. - Thou knowest my daughter's of a pretty age. - Nurse. Faith, I can tell her age unto an hour. - Wife. She's not fourteen. - Nurse. I'll lay fourteen of my teeth- - And yet, to my teen be it spoken, I have but four- - She is not fourteen. How long is it now - To Lammastide? - Wife. A fortnight and odd days. - Nurse. Even or odd, of all days in the year, - Come Lammas Eve at night shall she be fourteen. - Susan and she (God rest all Christian souls!) - Were of an age. Well, Susan is with God; - She was too good for me. But, as I said, - On Lammas Eve at night shall she be fourteen; - That shall she, marry; I remember it well. - 'Tis since the earthquake now eleven years; - And she was wean'd (I never shall forget it), - Of all the days of the year, upon that day; - For I had then laid wormwood to my dug, - Sitting in the sun under the dovehouse wall. - My lord and you were then at Mantua. - Nay, I do bear a brain. But, as I said, - When it did taste the wormwood on the nipple - Of my dug and felt it bitter, pretty fool, - To see it tetchy and fall out with the dug! - Shake, quoth the dovehouse! 'Twas no need, I trow, - To bid me trudge. - And since that time it is eleven years, - For then she could stand high-lone; nay, by th' rood, - She could have run and waddled all about; - For even the day before, she broke her brow; - And then my husband (God be with his soul! - 'A was a merry man) took up the child. - 'Yea,' quoth he, 'dost thou fall upon thy face? - Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit; - Wilt thou not, Jule?' and, by my holidam, - The pretty wretch left crying, and said 'Ay.' - To see now how a jest shall come about! - I warrant, an I should live a thousand yeas, - I never should forget it. 'Wilt thou not, Jule?' quoth he, - And, pretty fool, it stinted, and said 'Ay.' - Wife. Enough of this. I pray thee hold thy peace. - Nurse. Yes, madam. Yet I cannot choose but laugh - To think it should leave crying and say 'Ay.' - And yet, I warrant, it bad upon it brow - A bump as big as a young cock'rel's stone; - A perilous knock; and it cried bitterly. - 'Yea,' quoth my husband, 'fall'st upon thy face? - Thou wilt fall backward when thou comest to age; - Wilt thou not, Jule?' It stinted, and said 'Ay.' - Jul. And stint thou too, I pray thee, nurse, say I. - Nurse. Peace, I have done. God mark thee to his grace! - Thou wast the prettiest babe that e'er I nurs'd. - An I might live to see thee married once, I have my wish. - Wife. Marry, that 'marry' is the very theme - I came to talk of. Tell me, daughter Juliet, - How stands your disposition to be married? - Jul. It is an honour that I dream not of. - Nurse. An honour? Were not I thine only nurse, - I would say thou hadst suck'd wisdom from thy teat. - Wife. Well, think of marriage now. Younger than you, - Here in Verona, ladies of esteem, - Are made already mothers. By my count, - I was your mother much upon these years - That you are now a maid. Thus then in brief: - The valiant Paris seeks you for his love. - Nurse. A man, young lady! lady, such a man - As all the world- why he's a man of wax. - Wife. Verona's summer hath not such a flower. - Nurse. Nay, he's a flower, in faith- a very flower. - Wife. What say you? Can you love the gentleman? - This night you shall behold him at our feast. - Read o'er the volume of young Paris' face, - And find delight writ there with beauty's pen; - Examine every married lineament, - And see how one another lends content; - And what obscur'd in this fair volume lies - Find written in the margent of his eyes, - This precious book of love, this unbound lover, - To beautify him only lacks a cover. - The fish lives in the sea, and 'tis much pride - For fair without the fair within to hide. - That book in many's eyes doth share the glory, - That in gold clasps locks in the golden story; - So shall you share all that he doth possess, - By having him making yourself no less. - Nurse. No less? Nay, bigger! Women grow by men - Wife. Speak briefly, can you like of Paris' love? - Jul. I'll look to like, if looking liking move; - But no more deep will I endart mine eye - Than your consent gives strength to make it fly. - - Enter Servingman. - - Serv. Madam, the guests are come, supper serv'd up, you call'd, my - young lady ask'd for, the nurse curs'd in the pantry, and - everything in extremity. I must hence to wait. I beseech you - follow straight. - Wife. We follow thee. Exit [Servingman]. - Juliet, the County stays. - Nurse. Go, girl, seek happy nights to happy days. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene IV. -A street. - -Enter Romeo, Mercutio, Benvolio, with five or six other Maskers; Torchbearers. - - Rom. What, shall this speech be spoke for our excuse? - Or shall we on without apology? - Ben. The date is out of such prolixity. - We'll have no Cupid hoodwink'd with a scarf, - Bearing a Tartar's painted bow of lath, - Scaring the ladies like a crowkeeper; - Nor no without-book prologue, faintly spoke - After the prompter, for our entrance; - But, let them measure us by what they will, - We'll measure them a measure, and be gone. - Rom. Give me a torch. I am not for this ambling. - Being but heavy, I will bear the light. - Mer. Nay, gentle Romeo, we must have you dance. - Rom. Not I, believe me. You have dancing shoes - With nimble soles; I have a soul of lead - So stakes me to the ground I cannot move. - Mer. You are a lover. Borrow Cupid's wings - And soar with them above a common bound. - Rom. I am too sore enpierced with his shaft - To soar with his light feathers; and so bound - I cannot bound a pitch above dull woe. - Under love's heavy burthen do I sink. - Mer. And, to sink in it, should you burthen love- - Too great oppression for a tender thing. - Rom. Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, - Too rude, too boist'rous, and it pricks like thorn. - Mer. If love be rough with you, be rough with love. - Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down. - Give me a case to put my visage in. - A visor for a visor! What care I - What curious eye doth quote deformities? - Here are the beetle brows shall blush for me. - Ben. Come, knock and enter; and no sooner in - But every man betake him to his legs. - Rom. A torch for me! Let wantons light of heart - Tickle the senseless rushes with their heels; - For I am proverb'd with a grandsire phrase, - I'll be a candle-holder and look on; - The game was ne'er so fair, and I am done. - Mer. Tut! dun's the mouse, the constable's own word! - If thou art Dun, we'll draw thee from the mire - Of this sir-reverence love, wherein thou stick'st - Up to the ears. Come, we burn daylight, ho! - Rom. Nay, that's not so. - Mer. I mean, sir, in delay - We waste our lights in vain, like lamps by day. - Take our good meaning, for our judgment sits - Five times in that ere once in our five wits. - Rom. And we mean well, in going to this masque; - But 'tis no wit to go. - Mer. Why, may one ask? - Rom. I dreamt a dream to-night. - Mer. And so did I. - Rom. Well, what was yours? - Mer. That dreamers often lie. - Rom. In bed asleep, while they do dream things true. - Mer. O, then I see Queen Mab hath been with you. - She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes - In shape no bigger than an agate stone - On the forefinger of an alderman, - Drawn with a team of little atomies - Athwart men's noses as they lie asleep; - Her wagon spokes made of long spinners' legs, - The cover, of the wings of grasshoppers; - Her traces, of the smallest spider's web; - Her collars, of the moonshine's wat'ry beams; - Her whip, of cricket's bone; the lash, of film; - Her wagoner, a small grey-coated gnat, - Not half so big as a round little worm - Prick'd from the lazy finger of a maid; - Her chariot is an empty hazelnut, - Made by the joiner squirrel or old grub, - Time out o' mind the fairies' coachmakers. - And in this state she 'gallops night by night - Through lovers' brains, and then they dream of love; - O'er courtiers' knees, that dream on cursies straight; - O'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees; - O'er ladies' lips, who straight on kisses dream, - Which oft the angry Mab with blisters plagues, - Because their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are. - Sometime she gallops o'er a courtier's nose, - And then dreams he of smelling out a suit; - And sometime comes she with a tithe-pig's tail - Tickling a parson's nose as 'a lies asleep, - Then dreams he of another benefice. - Sometimes she driveth o'er a soldier's neck, - And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats, - Of breaches, ambuscadoes, Spanish blades, - Of healths five fadom deep; and then anon - Drums in his ear, at which he starts and wakes, - And being thus frighted, swears a prayer or two - And sleeps again. This is that very Mab - That plats the manes of horses in the night - And bakes the elflocks in foul sluttish, hairs, - Which once untangled much misfortune bodes - This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs, - That presses them and learns them first to bear, - Making them women of good carriage. - This is she- - Rom. Peace, peace, Mercutio, peace! - Thou talk'st of nothing. - Mer. True, I talk of dreams; - Which are the children of an idle brain, - Begot of nothing but vain fantasy; - Which is as thin of substance as the air, - And more inconstant than the wind, who wooes - Even now the frozen bosom of the North - And, being anger'd, puffs away from thence, - Turning his face to the dew-dropping South. - Ben. This wind you talk of blows us from ourselves. - Supper is done, and we shall come too late. - Rom. I fear, too early; for my mind misgives - Some consequence, yet hanging in the stars, - Shall bitterly begin his fearful date - With this night's revels and expire the term - Of a despised life, clos'd in my breast, - By some vile forfeit of untimely death. - But he that hath the steerage of my course - Direct my sail! On, lusty gentlemen! - Ben. Strike, drum. - They march about the stage. [Exeunt.] - - - - -Scene V. -Capulet's house. - -Servingmen come forth with napkins. - - 1. Serv. Where's Potpan, that he helps not to take away? - He shift a trencher! he scrape a trencher! - 2. Serv. When good manners shall lie all in one or two men's hands, - and they unwash'd too, 'tis a foul thing. - 1. Serv. Away with the join-stools, remove the court-cubbert, look - to the plate. Good thou, save me a piece of marchpane and, as - thou loves me, let the porter let in Susan Grindstone and Nell. - Anthony, and Potpan! - 2. Serv. Ay, boy, ready. - 1. Serv. You are look'd for and call'd for, ask'd for and sought - for, in the great chamber. - 3. Serv. We cannot be here and there too. Cheerly, boys! - Be brisk awhile, and the longer liver take all. Exeunt. - - Enter the Maskers, Enter, [with Servants,] Capulet, his Wife, - Juliet, Tybalt, and all the Guests - and Gentlewomen to the Maskers. - - Cap. Welcome, gentlemen! Ladies that have their toes - Unplagu'd with corns will have a bout with you. - Ah ha, my mistresses! which of you all - Will now deny to dance? She that makes dainty, - She I'll swear hath corns. Am I come near ye now? - Welcome, gentlemen! I have seen the day - That I have worn a visor and could tell - A whispering tale in a fair lady's ear, - Such as would please. 'Tis gone, 'tis gone, 'tis gone! - You are welcome, gentlemen! Come, musicians, play. - A hall, a hall! give room! and foot it, girls. - Music plays, and they dance. - More light, you knaves! and turn the tables up, - And quench the fire, the room is grown too hot. - Ah, sirrah, this unlook'd-for sport comes well. - Nay, sit, nay, sit, good cousin Capulet, - For you and I are past our dancing days. - How long is't now since last yourself and I - Were in a mask? - 2. Cap. By'r Lady, thirty years. - Cap. What, man? 'Tis not so much, 'tis not so much! - 'Tis since the nuptial of Lucentio, - Come Pentecost as quickly as it will, - Some five-and-twenty years, and then we mask'd. - 2. Cap. 'Tis more, 'tis more! His son is elder, sir; - His son is thirty. - Cap. Will you tell me that? - His son was but a ward two years ago. - Rom. [to a Servingman] What lady's that, which doth enrich the hand - Of yonder knight? - Serv. I know not, sir. - Rom. O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright! - It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night - Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear- - Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear! - So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows - As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows. - The measure done, I'll watch her place of stand - And, touching hers, make blessed my rude hand. - Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight! - For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night. - Tyb. This, by his voice, should be a Montague. - Fetch me my rapier, boy. What, dares the slave - Come hither, cover'd with an antic face, - To fleer and scorn at our solemnity? - Now, by the stock and honour of my kin, - To strike him dead I hold it not a sin. - Cap. Why, how now, kinsman? Wherefore storm you so? - Tyb. Uncle, this is a Montague, our foe; - A villain, that is hither come in spite - To scorn at our solemnity this night. - Cap. Young Romeo is it? - Tyb. 'Tis he, that villain Romeo. - Cap. Content thee, gentle coz, let him alone. - 'A bears him like a portly gentleman, - And, to say truth, Verona brags of him - To be a virtuous and well-govern'd youth. - I would not for the wealth of all this town - Here in my house do him disparagement. - Therefore be patient, take no note of him. - It is my will; the which if thou respect, - Show a fair presence and put off these frowns, - An ill-beseeming semblance for a feast. - Tyb. It fits when such a villain is a guest. - I'll not endure him. - Cap. He shall be endur'd. - What, goodman boy? I say he shall. Go to! - Am I the master here, or you? Go to! - You'll not endure him? God shall mend my soul! - You'll make a mutiny among my guests! - You will set cock-a-hoop! you'll be the man! - Tyb. Why, uncle, 'tis a shame. - Cap. Go to, go to! - You are a saucy boy. Is't so, indeed? - This trick may chance to scathe you. I know what. - You must contrary me! Marry, 'tis time.- - Well said, my hearts!- You are a princox- go! - Be quiet, or- More light, more light!- For shame! - I'll make you quiet; what!- Cheerly, my hearts! - Tyb. Patience perforce with wilful choler meeting - Makes my flesh tremble in their different greeting. - I will withdraw; but this intrusion shall, - Now seeming sweet, convert to bitt'rest gall. Exit. - Rom. If I profane with my unworthiest hand - This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this: - My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand - To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss. - Jul. Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, - Which mannerly devotion shows in this; - For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, - And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss. - Rom. Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too? - Jul. Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in pray'r. - Rom. O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do! - They pray; grant thou, lest faith turn to despair. - Jul. Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake. - Rom. Then move not while my prayer's effect I take. - Thus from my lips, by thine my sin is purg'd. [Kisses her.] - Jul. Then have my lips the sin that they have took. - Rom. Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urg'd! - Give me my sin again. [Kisses her.] - Jul. You kiss by th' book. - Nurse. Madam, your mother craves a word with you. - Rom. What is her mother? - Nurse. Marry, bachelor, - Her mother is the lady of the house. - And a good lady, and a wise and virtuous. - I nurs'd her daughter that you talk'd withal. - I tell you, he that can lay hold of her - Shall have the chinks. - Rom. Is she a Capulet? - O dear account! my life is my foe's debt. - Ben. Away, be gone; the sport is at the best. - Rom. Ay, so I fear; the more is my unrest. - Cap. Nay, gentlemen, prepare not to be gone; - We have a trifling foolish banquet towards. - Is it e'en so? Why then, I thank you all. - I thank you, honest gentlemen. Good night. - More torches here! [Exeunt Maskers.] Come on then, let's to bed. - Ah, sirrah, by my fay, it waxes late; - I'll to my rest. - Exeunt [all but Juliet and Nurse]. - Jul. Come hither, nurse. What is yond gentleman? - Nurse. The son and heir of old Tiberio. - Jul. What's he that now is going out of door? - Nurse. Marry, that, I think, be young Petruchio. - Jul. What's he that follows there, that would not dance? - Nurse. I know not. - Jul. Go ask his name.- If he be married, - My grave is like to be my wedding bed. - Nurse. His name is Romeo, and a Montague, - The only son of your great enemy. - Jul. My only love, sprung from my only hate! - Too early seen unknown, and known too late! - Prodigious birth of love it is to me - That I must love a loathed enemy. - Nurse. What's this? what's this? - Jul. A rhyme I learnt even now - Of one I danc'd withal. - One calls within, 'Juliet.' - Nurse. Anon, anon! - Come, let's away; the strangers all are gone. 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Now old desire doth in his deathbed lie, - And young affection gapes to be his heir; - That fair for which love groan'd for and would die, - With tender Juliet match'd, is now not fair. - Now Romeo is belov'd, and loves again, - Alike bewitched by the charm of looks; - But to his foe suppos'd he must complain, - And she steal love's sweet bait from fearful hooks. - Being held a foe, he may not have access - To breathe such vows as lovers use to swear, - And she as much in love, her means much less - To meet her new beloved anywhere; - But passion lends them power, time means, to meet, - Temp'ring extremities with extreme sweet. -Exit. - - - - -ACT II. Scene I. -A lane by the wall of Capulet's orchard. - -Enter Romeo alone. - - Rom. Can I go forward when my heart is here? - Turn back, dull earth, and find thy centre out. - [Climbs the wall and leaps down within it.] - - Enter Benvolio with Mercutio. - - Ben. Romeo! my cousin Romeo! Romeo! - Mer. He is wise, - And, on my life, hath stol'n him home to bed. - Ben. He ran this way, and leapt this orchard wall. - Call, good Mercutio. - Mer. Nay, I'll conjure too. - Romeo! humours! madman! passion! lover! - Appear thou in the likeness of a sigh; - Speak but one rhyme, and I am satisfied! - Cry but 'Ay me!' pronounce but 'love' and 'dove'; - Speak to my gossip Venus one fair word, - One nickname for her purblind son and heir, - Young Adam Cupid, he that shot so trim - When King Cophetua lov'd the beggar maid! - He heareth not, he stirreth not, be moveth not; - The ape is dead, and I must conjure him. - I conjure thee by Rosaline's bright eyes. - By her high forehead and her scarlet lip, - By her fine foot, straight leg, and quivering thigh, - And the demesnes that there adjacent lie, - That in thy likeness thou appear to us! - Ben. An if he hear thee, thou wilt anger him. - Mer. This cannot anger him. 'Twould anger him - To raise a spirit in his mistress' circle - Of some strange nature, letting it there stand - Till she had laid it and conjur'd it down. - That were some spite; my invocation - Is fair and honest: in his mistress' name, - I conjure only but to raise up him. - Ben. Come, he hath hid himself among these trees - To be consorted with the humorous night. - Blind is his love and best befits the dark. - Mer. If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - Now will he sit under a medlar tree - And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit - As maids call medlars when they laugh alone. - O, Romeo, that she were, O that she were - An open et cetera, thou a pop'rin pear! - Romeo, good night. I'll to my truckle-bed; - This field-bed is too cold for me to sleep. - Come, shall we go? - Ben. Go then, for 'tis in vain - 'To seek him here that means not to be found. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -Capulet's orchard. - -Enter Romeo. - - Rom. He jests at scars that never felt a wound. - - Enter Juliet above at a window. - - But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? - It is the East, and Juliet is the sun! - Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, - Who is already sick and pale with grief - That thou her maid art far more fair than she. - Be not her maid, since she is envious. - Her vestal livery is but sick and green, - And none but fools do wear it. Cast it off. - It is my lady; O, it is my love! - O that she knew she were! - She speaks, yet she says nothing. What of that? - Her eye discourses; I will answer it. - I am too bold; 'tis not to me she speaks. - Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven, - Having some business, do entreat her eyes - To twinkle in their spheres till they return. - What if her eyes were there, they in her head? - The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars - As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven - Would through the airy region stream so bright - That birds would sing and think it were not night. - See how she leans her cheek upon her hand! - O that I were a glove upon that hand, - That I might touch that cheek! - Jul. Ay me! - Rom. She speaks. - O, speak again, bright angel! for thou art - As glorious to this night, being o'er my head, - As is a winged messenger of heaven - Unto the white-upturned wond'ring eyes - Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him - When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds - And sails upon the bosom of the air. - Jul. O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? - Deny thy father and refuse thy name! - Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, - And I'll no longer be a Capulet. - Rom. [aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this? - Jul. 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy. - Thou art thyself, though not a Montague. - What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot, - Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part - Belonging to a man. O, be some other name! - What's in a name? That which we call a rose - By any other name would smell as sweet. - So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd, - Retain that dear perfection which he owes - Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name; - And for that name, which is no part of thee, - Take all myself. - Rom. I take thee at thy word. - Call me but love, and I'll be new baptiz'd; - Henceforth I never will be Romeo. - Jul. What man art thou that, thus bescreen'd in night, - So stumblest on my counsel? - Rom. By a name - I know not how to tell thee who I am. - My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself, - Because it is an enemy to thee. - Had I it written, I would tear the word. - Jul. My ears have yet not drunk a hundred words - Of that tongue's utterance, yet I know the sound. - Art thou not Romeo, and a Montague? - Rom. Neither, fair saint, if either thee dislike. - Jul. How cam'st thou hither, tell me, and wherefore? - The orchard walls are high and hard to climb, - And the place death, considering who thou art, - If any of my kinsmen find thee here. - Rom. With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls; - For stony limits cannot hold love out, - And what love can do, that dares love attempt. - Therefore thy kinsmen are no let to me. - Jul. If they do see thee, they will murther thee. - Rom. Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye - Than twenty of their swords! Look thou but sweet, - And I am proof against their enmity. - Jul. I would not for the world they saw thee here. - Rom. I have night's cloak to hide me from their sight; - And but thou love me, let them find me here. - My life were better ended by their hate - Than death prorogued, wanting of thy love. - Jul. By whose direction found'st thou out this place? - Rom. By love, that first did prompt me to enquire. - He lent me counsel, and I lent him eyes. - I am no pilot; yet, wert thou as far - As that vast shore wash'd with the farthest sea, - I would adventure for such merchandise. - Jul. Thou knowest the mask of night is on my face; - Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek - For that which thou hast heard me speak to-night. - Fain would I dwell on form- fain, fain deny - What I have spoke; but farewell compliment! - Dost thou love me, I know thou wilt say 'Ay'; - And I will take thy word. Yet, if thou swear'st, - Thou mayst prove false. At lovers' perjuries, - They say Jove laughs. O gentle Romeo, - If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully. - Or if thou thinkest I am too quickly won, - I'll frown, and be perverse, and say thee nay, - So thou wilt woo; but else, not for the world. - In truth, fair Montague, I am too fond, - And therefore thou mayst think my haviour light; - But trust me, gentleman, I'll prove more true - Than those that have more cunning to be strange. - I should have been more strange, I must confess, - But that thou overheard'st, ere I was ware, - My true-love passion. Therefore pardon me, - And not impute this yielding to light love, - Which the dark night hath so discovered. - Rom. Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear, - That tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops- - Jul. O, swear not by the moon, th' inconstant moon, - That monthly changes in her circled orb, - Lest that thy love prove likewise variable. - Rom. What shall I swear by? - Jul. Do not swear at all; - Or if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self, - Which is the god of my idolatry, - And I'll believe thee. - Rom. If my heart's dear love- - Jul. Well, do not swear. Although I joy in thee, - I have no joy of this contract to-night. - It is too rash, too unadvis'd, too sudden; - Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be - Ere one can say 'It lightens.' Sweet, good night! - This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, - May prove a beauteous flow'r when next we meet. - Good night, good night! As sweet repose and rest - Come to thy heart as that within my breast! - Rom. O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied? - Jul. What satisfaction canst thou have to-night? - Rom. Th' exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine. - Jul. I gave thee mine before thou didst request it; - And yet I would it were to give again. - Rom. Would'st thou withdraw it? For what purpose, love? - Jul. But to be frank and give it thee again. - And yet I wish but for the thing I have. - My bounty is as boundless as the sea, - My love as deep; the more I give to thee, - The more I have, for both are infinite. - I hear some noise within. Dear love, adieu! - [Nurse] calls within. - Anon, good nurse! Sweet Montague, be true. - Stay but a little, I will come again. [Exit.] - Rom. O blessed, blessed night! I am afeard, - Being in night, all this is but a dream, - Too flattering-sweet to be substantial. - - Enter Juliet above. - - Jul. Three words, dear Romeo, and good night indeed. - If that thy bent of love be honourable, - Thy purpose marriage, send me word to-morrow, - By one that I'll procure to come to thee, - Where and what time thou wilt perform the rite; - And all my fortunes at thy foot I'll lay - And follow thee my lord throughout the world. - Nurse. (within) Madam! - Jul. I come, anon.- But if thou meanest not well, - I do beseech thee- - Nurse. (within) Madam! - Jul. By-and-by I come.- - To cease thy suit and leave me to my grief. - To-morrow will I send. - Rom. So thrive my soul- - Jul. A thousand times good night! Exit. - Rom. A thousand times the worse, to want thy light! - Love goes toward love as schoolboys from their books; - But love from love, towards school with heavy looks. - - Enter Juliet again, [above]. - - Jul. Hist! Romeo, hist! O for a falconer's voice - To lure this tassel-gentle back again! - Bondage is hoarse and may not speak aloud; - Else would I tear the cave where Echo lies, - And make her airy tongue more hoarse than mine - With repetition of my Romeo's name. - Romeo! - Rom. It is my soul that calls upon my name. - How silver-sweet sound lovers' tongues by night, - Like softest music to attending ears! - Jul. Romeo! - Rom. My dear? - Jul. At what o'clock to-morrow - Shall I send to thee? - Rom. By the hour of nine. - Jul. I will not fail. 'Tis twenty years till then. - I have forgot why I did call thee back. - Rom. Let me stand here till thou remember it. - Jul. I shall forget, to have thee still stand there, - Rememb'ring how I love thy company. - Rom. And I'll still stay, to have thee still forget, - Forgetting any other home but this. - Jul. 'Tis almost morning. I would have thee gone- - And yet no farther than a wanton's bird, - That lets it hop a little from her hand, - Like a poor prisoner in his twisted gyves, - And with a silk thread plucks it back again, - So loving-jealous of his liberty. - Rom. I would I were thy bird. - Jul. Sweet, so would I. - Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing. - Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, - That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - [Exit.] - Rom. Sleep dwell upon thine eyes, peace in thy breast! - Would I were sleep and peace, so sweet to rest! - Hence will I to my ghostly father's cell, - His help to crave and my dear hap to tell. - Exit - - - - -Scene III. -Friar Laurence's cell. - -Enter Friar, [Laurence] alone, with a basket. - - Friar. The grey-ey'd morn smiles on the frowning night, - Check'ring the Eastern clouds with streaks of light; - And flecked darkness like a drunkard reels - From forth day's path and Titan's fiery wheels. - Non, ere the sun advance his burning eye - The day to cheer and night's dank dew to dry, - I must up-fill this osier cage of ours - With baleful weeds and precious-juiced flowers. - The earth that's nature's mother is her tomb. - What is her burying gave, that is her womb; - And from her womb children of divers kind - We sucking on her natural bosom find; - Many for many virtues excellent, - None but for some, and yet all different. - O, mickle is the powerful grace that lies - In plants, herbs, stones, and their true qualities; - For naught so vile that on the earth doth live - But to the earth some special good doth give; - Nor aught so good but, strain'd from that fair use, - Revolts from true birth, stumbling on abuse. - Virtue itself turns vice, being misapplied, - And vice sometime's by action dignified. - Within the infant rind of this small flower - Poison hath residence, and medicine power; - For this, being smelt, with that part cheers each part; - Being tasted, slays all senses with the heart. - Two such opposed kings encamp them still - In man as well as herbs- grace and rude will; - And where the worser is predominant, - Full soon the canker death eats up that plant. - - Enter Romeo. - - Rom. Good morrow, father. - Friar. Benedicite! - What early tongue so sweet saluteth me? - Young son, it argues a distempered head - So soon to bid good morrow to thy bed. - Care keeps his watch in every old man's eye, - And where care lodges sleep will never lie; - But where unbruised youth with unstuff'd brain - Doth couch his limbs, there golden sleep doth reign. - Therefore thy earliness doth me assure - Thou art uprous'd with some distemp'rature; - Or if not so, then here I hit it right- - Our Romeo hath not been in bed to-night. - Rom. That last is true-the sweeter rest was mine. - Friar. God pardon sin! Wast thou with Rosaline? - Rom. With Rosaline, my ghostly father? No. - I have forgot that name, and that name's woe. - Friar. That's my good son! But where hast thou been then? - Rom. I'll tell thee ere thou ask it me again. - I have been feasting with mine enemy, - Where on a sudden one hath wounded me - That's by me wounded. Both our remedies - Within thy help and holy physic lies. - I bear no hatred, blessed man, for, lo, - My intercession likewise steads my foe. - Friar. Be plain, good son, and homely in thy drift - Riddling confession finds but riddling shrift. - Rom. Then plainly know my heart's dear love is set - On the fair daughter of rich Capulet; - As mine on hers, so hers is set on mine, - And all combin'd, save what thou must combine - By holy marriage. When, and where, and how - We met, we woo'd, and made exchange of vow, - I'll tell thee as we pass; but this I pray, - That thou consent to marry us to-day. - Friar. Holy Saint Francis! What a change is here! - Is Rosaline, that thou didst love so dear, - So soon forsaken? Young men's love then lies - Not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes. - Jesu Maria! What a deal of brine - Hath wash'd thy sallow cheeks for Rosaline! - How much salt water thrown away in waste, - To season love, that of it doth not taste! - The sun not yet thy sighs from heaven clears, - Thy old groans ring yet in mine ancient ears. - Lo, here upon thy cheek the stain doth sit - Of an old tear that is not wash'd off yet. - If e'er thou wast thyself, and these woes thine, - Thou and these woes were all for Rosaline. - And art thou chang'd? Pronounce this sentence then: - Women may fall when there's no strength in men. - Rom. Thou chid'st me oft for loving Rosaline. - Friar. For doting, not for loving, pupil mine. - Rom. And bad'st me bury love. - Friar. Not in a grave - To lay one in, another out to have. - Rom. I pray thee chide not. She whom I love now - Doth grace for grace and love for love allow. - The other did not so. - Friar. O, she knew well - Thy love did read by rote, that could not spell. - But come, young waverer, come go with me. - In one respect I'll thy assistant be; - For this alliance may so happy prove - To turn your households' rancour to pure love. - Rom. O, let us hence! I stand on sudden haste. - Friar. Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene IV. -A street. - -Enter Benvolio and Mercutio. - - Mer. Where the devil should this Romeo be? - Came he not home to-night? - Ben. Not to his father's. I spoke with his man. - Mer. Why, that same pale hard-hearted wench, that Rosaline, - Torments him so that he will sure run mad. - Ben. Tybalt, the kinsman to old Capulet, - Hath sent a letter to his father's house. - Mer. A challenge, on my life. - Ben. Romeo will answer it. - Mer. Any man that can write may answer a letter. - Ben. Nay, he will answer the letter's master, how he dares, being - dared. - Mer. Alas, poor Romeo, he is already dead! stabb'd with a white - wench's black eye; shot through the ear with a love song; the - very pin of his heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt-shaft; - and is he a man to encounter Tybalt? - Ben. Why, what is Tybalt? - Mer. More than Prince of Cats, I can tell you. O, he's the - courageous captain of compliments. He fights as you sing - pricksong-keeps time, distance, and proportion; rests me his - minim rest, one, two, and the third in your bosom! the very - butcher of a silk button, a duellist, a duellist! a gentleman of - the very first house, of the first and second cause. Ah, the - immortal passado! the punto reverse! the hay. - Ben. The what? - Mer. The pox of such antic, lisping, affecting fantasticoes- these - new tuners of accent! 'By Jesu, a very good blade! a very tall - man! a very good whore!' Why, is not this a lamentable thing, - grandsir, that we should be thus afflicted with these strange - flies, these fashion-mongers, these pardona-mi's, who stand so - much on the new form that they cannot sit at ease on the old - bench? O, their bones, their bones! - - Enter Romeo. - - Ben. Here comes Romeo! here comes Romeo! - Mer. Without his roe, like a dried herring. O flesh, flesh, how art - thou fishified! Now is he for the numbers that Petrarch flowed - in. Laura, to his lady, was but a kitchen wench (marry, she had a - better love to berhyme her), Dido a dowdy, Cleopatra a gypsy, - Helen and Hero hildings and harlots, This be a gray eye or so, - but not to the purpose. Signior Romeo, bon jour! There's a French - salutation to your French slop. You gave us the counterfeit - fairly last night. - Rom. Good morrow to you both. What counterfeit did I give you? - Mer. The slip, sir, the slip. Can you not conceive? - Rom. Pardon, good Mercutio. My business was great, and in such a - case as mine a man may strain courtesy. - Mer. That's as much as to say, such a case as yours constrains a - man to bow in the hams. - Rom. Meaning, to cursy. - Mer. Thou hast most kindly hit it. - Rom. A most courteous exposition. - Mer. Nay, I am the very pink of courtesy. - Rom. Pink for flower. - Mer. Right. - Rom. Why, then is my pump well-flower'd. - Mer. Well said! Follow me this jest now till thou hast worn out thy - pump, that, when the single sole of it is worn, the jest may - remain, after the wearing, solely singular. - Rom. O single-sold jest, solely singular for the singleness! - Mer. Come between us, good Benvolio! My wits faint. - Rom. Swits and spurs, swits and spurs! or I'll cry a match. - Mer. Nay, if our wits run the wild-goose chase, I am done; for thou - hast more of the wild goose in one of thy wits than, I am sure, I - have in my whole five. Was I with you there for the goose? - Rom. Thou wast never with me for anything when thou wast not there - for the goose. - Mer. I will bite thee by the ear for that jest. - Rom. Nay, good goose, bite not! - Mer. Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most sharp sauce. - Rom. And is it not, then, well serv'd in to a sweet goose? - Mer. O, here's a wit of cheveril, that stretches from an inch - narrow to an ell broad! - Rom. I stretch it out for that word 'broad,' which, added to the - goose, proves thee far and wide a broad goose. - Mer. Why, is not this better now than groaning for love? Now art - thou sociable, now art thou Romeo; now art thou what thou art, by - art as well as by nature. For this drivelling love is like a - great natural that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble in - a hole. - Ben. Stop there, stop there! - Mer. Thou desirest me to stop in my tale against the hair. - Ben. Thou wouldst else have made thy tale large. - Mer. O, thou art deceiv'd! I would have made it short; for I was - come to the whole depth of my tale, and meant indeed to occupy - the argument no longer. - Rom. Here's goodly gear! - - Enter Nurse and her Man [Peter]. - - Mer. A sail, a sail! - Ben. Two, two! a shirt and a smock. - Nurse. Peter! - Peter. Anon. - Nurse. My fan, Peter. - Mer. Good Peter, to hide her face; for her fan's the fairer face of - the two. - Nurse. God ye good morrow, gentlemen. - Mer. God ye good-den, fair gentlewoman. - Nurse. Is it good-den? - Mer. 'Tis no less, I tell ye; for the bawdy hand of the dial is now - upon the prick of noon. - Nurse. Out upon you! What a man are you! - Rom. One, gentlewoman, that God hath made for himself to mar. - Nurse. By my troth, it is well said. 'For himself to mar,' quoth - 'a? Gentlemen, can any of you tell me where I may find the young - Romeo? - Rom. I can tell you; but young Romeo will be older when you have - found him than he was when you sought him. I am the youngest of - that name, for fault of a worse. - Nurse. You say well. - Mer. Yea, is the worst well? Very well took, i' faith! wisely, - wisely. - Nurse. If you be he, sir, I desire some confidence with you. - Ben. She will endite him to some supper. - Mer. A bawd, a bawd, a bawd! So ho! - Rom. What hast thou found? - Mer. No hare, sir; unless a hare, sir, in a lenten pie, that is - something stale and hoar ere it be spent - He walks by them and sings. - - An old hare hoar, - And an old hare hoar, - Is very good meat in Lent; - But a hare that is hoar - Is too much for a score - When it hoars ere it be spent. - - Romeo, will you come to your father's? We'll to dinner thither. - Rom. I will follow you. - Mer. Farewell, ancient lady. Farewell, - [sings] lady, lady, lady. - Exeunt Mercutio, Benvolio. - Nurse. Marry, farewell! I Pray you, Sir, what saucy merchant was - this that was so full of his ropery? - Rom. A gentleman, nurse, that loves to hear himself talk and will - speak more in a minute than he will stand to in a month. - Nurse. An 'a speak anything against me, I'll take him down, an 'a - were lustier than he is, and twenty such jacks; and if I cannot, - I'll find those that shall. Scurvy knave! I am none of his - flirt-gills; I am none of his skains-mates. And thou must stand - by too, and suffer every knave to use me at his pleasure! - Peter. I saw no man use you at his pleasure. If I had, my weapon - should quickly have been out, I warrant you. I dare draw as soon - as another man, if I see occasion in a good quarrel, and the law - on my side. - Nurse. Now, afore God, I am so vexed that every part about me - quivers. Scurvy knave! Pray you, sir, a word; and, as I told you, - my young lady bid me enquire you out. What she bid me say, I will - keep to myself; but first let me tell ye, if ye should lead her - into a fool's paradise, as they say, it were a very gross kind of - behaviour, as they say; for the gentlewoman is young; and - therefore, if you should deal double with her, truly it were an - ill thing to be off'red to any gentlewoman, and very weak dealing. - Rom. Nurse, commend me to thy lady and mistress. I protest unto - thee- - Nurse. Good heart, and I faith I will tell her as much. Lord, - Lord! she will be a joyful woman. - Rom. What wilt thou tell her, nurse? Thou dost not mark me. - Nurse. I will tell her, sir, that you do protest, which, as I take - it, is a gentlemanlike offer. - Rom. Bid her devise - Some means to come to shrift this afternoon; - And there she shall at Friar Laurence' cell - Be shriv'd and married. Here is for thy pains. - Nurse. No, truly, sir; not a penny. - Rom. Go to! I say you shall. - Nurse. This afternoon, sir? Well, she shall be there. - Rom. And stay, good nurse, behind the abbey wall. - Within this hour my man shall be with thee - And bring thee cords made like a tackled stair, - Which to the high topgallant of my joy - Must be my convoy in the secret night. - Farewell. Be trusty, and I'll quit thy pains. - Farewell. Commend me to thy mistress. - Nurse. Now God in heaven bless thee! Hark you, sir. - Rom. What say'st thou, my dear nurse? - Nurse. Is your man secret? Did you ne'er hear say, - Two may keep counsel, putting one away? - Rom. I warrant thee my man's as true as steel. - Nurse. Well, sir, my mistress is the sweetest lady. Lord, Lord! - when 'twas a little prating thing- O, there is a nobleman in - town, one Paris, that would fain lay knife aboard; but she, good - soul, had as lieve see a toad, a very toad, as see him. I anger - her sometimes, and tell her that Paris is the properer man; but - I'll warrant you, when I say so, she looks as pale as any clout - in the versal world. Doth not rosemary and Romeo begin both with - a letter? - Rom. Ay, nurse; what of that? Both with an R. - Nurse. Ah, mocker! that's the dog's name. R is for the- No; I know - it begins with some other letter; and she hath the prettiest - sententious of it, of you and rosemary, that it would do you good - to hear it. - Rom. Commend me to thy lady. - Nurse. Ay, a thousand times. [Exit Romeo.] Peter! - Peter. Anon. - Nurse. Peter, take my fan, and go before, and apace. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene V. -Capulet's orchard. - -Enter Juliet. - - Jul. The clock struck nine when I did send the nurse; - In half an hour she 'promis'd to return. - Perchance she cannot meet him. That's not so. - O, she is lame! Love's heralds should be thoughts, - Which ten times faster glide than the sun's beams - Driving back shadows over low'ring hills. - Therefore do nimble-pinion'd doves draw Love, - And therefore hath the wind-swift Cupid wings. - Now is the sun upon the highmost hill - Of this day's journey, and from nine till twelve - Is three long hours; yet she is not come. - Had she affections and warm youthful blood, - She would be as swift in motion as a ball; - My words would bandy her to my sweet love, - And his to me, - But old folks, many feign as they were dead- - Unwieldy, slow, heavy and pale as lead. - - Enter Nurse [and Peter]. - - O God, she comes! O honey nurse, what news? - Hast thou met with him? Send thy man away. - Nurse. Peter, stay at the gate. - [Exit Peter.] - Jul. Now, good sweet nurse- O Lord, why look'st thou sad? - Though news be sad, yet tell them merrily; - If good, thou shamest the music of sweet news - By playing it to me with so sour a face. - Nurse. I am aweary, give me leave awhile. - Fie, how my bones ache! What a jaunce have I had! - Jul. I would thou hadst my bones, and I thy news. - Nay, come, I pray thee speak. Good, good nurse, speak. - Nurse. Jesu, what haste! Can you not stay awhile? - Do you not see that I am out of breath? - Jul. How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath - To say to me that thou art out of breath? - The excuse that thou dost make in this delay - Is longer than the tale thou dost excuse. - Is thy news good or bad? Answer to that. - Say either, and I'll stay the circumstance. - Let me be satisfied, is't good or bad? - Nurse. Well, you have made a simple choice; you know not how to - choose a man. Romeo? No, not he. Though his face be better than - any man's, yet his leg excels all men's; and for a hand and a - foot, and a body, though they be not to be talk'd on, yet they - are past compare. He is not the flower of courtesy, but, I'll - warrant him, as gentle as a lamb. Go thy ways, wench; serve God. - What, have you din'd at home? - Jul. No, no. But all this did I know before. - What says he of our marriage? What of that? - Nurse. Lord, how my head aches! What a head have I! - It beats as it would fall in twenty pieces. - My back o' t' other side,- ah, my back, my back! - Beshrew your heart for sending me about - To catch my death with jauncing up and down! - Jul. I' faith, I am sorry that thou art not well. - Sweet, sweet, Sweet nurse, tell me, what says my love? - Nurse. Your love says, like an honest gentleman, and a courteous, - and a kind, and a handsome; and, I warrant, a virtuous- Where is - your mother? - Jul. Where is my mother? Why, she is within. - Where should she be? How oddly thou repliest! - 'Your love says, like an honest gentleman, - "Where is your mother?"' - Nurse. O God's Lady dear! - Are you so hot? Marry come up, I trow. - Is this the poultice for my aching bones? - Henceforward do your messages yourself. - Jul. Here's such a coil! Come, what says Romeo? - Nurse. Have you got leave to go to shrift to-day? - Jul. I have. - Nurse. Then hie you hence to Friar Laurence' cell; - There stays a husband to make you a wife. - Now comes the wanton blood up in your cheeks: - They'll be in scarlet straight at any news. - Hie you to church; I must another way, - To fetch a ladder, by the which your love - Must climb a bird's nest soon when it is dark. - I am the drudge, and toil in your delight; - But you shall bear the burthen soon at night. - Go; I'll to dinner; hie you to the cell. - Jul. Hie to high fortune! Honest nurse, farewell. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene VI. -Friar Laurence's cell. - -Enter Friar [Laurence] and Romeo. - - Friar. So smile the heavens upon this holy act - That after-hours with sorrow chide us not! - Rom. Amen, amen! But come what sorrow can, - It cannot countervail the exchange of joy - That one short minute gives me in her sight. - Do thou but close our hands with holy words, - Then love-devouring death do what he dare- - It is enough I may but call her mine. - Friar. These violent delights have violent ends - And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, - Which, as they kiss, consume. The sweetest honey - Is loathsome in his own deliciousness - And in the taste confounds the appetite. - Therefore love moderately: long love doth so; - Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow. - - Enter Juliet. - - Here comes the lady. O, so light a foot - Will ne'er wear out the everlasting flint. - A lover may bestride the gossamer - That idles in the wanton summer air, - And yet not fall; so light is vanity. - Jul. Good even to my ghostly confessor. - Friar. Romeo shall thank thee, daughter, for us both. - Jul. As much to him, else is his thanks too much. - Rom. Ah, Juliet, if the measure of thy joy - Be heap'd like mine, and that thy skill be more - To blazon it, then sweeten with thy breath - This neighbour air, and let rich music's tongue - Unfold the imagin'd happiness that both - Receive in either by this dear encounter. - Jul. Conceit, more rich in matter than in words, - Brags of his substance, not of ornament. - They are but beggars that can count their worth; - But my true love is grown to such excess - cannot sum up sum of half my wealth. - Friar. Come, come with me, and we will make short work; - For, by your leaves, you shall not stay alone - Till Holy Church incorporate two in one. - [Exeunt.] - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. Scene I. -A public place. - -Enter Mercutio, Benvolio, and Men. - - Ben. I pray thee, good Mercutio, let's retire. - The day is hot, the Capulets abroad. - And if we meet, we shall not scape a brawl, - For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring. - Mer. Thou art like one of these fellows that, when he enters the - confines of a tavern, claps me his sword upon the table and says - 'God send me no need of thee!' and by the operation of the second - cup draws him on the drawer, when indeed there is no need. - Ben. Am I like such a fellow? - Mer. Come, come, thou art as hot a jack in thy mood as any in - Italy; and as soon moved to be moody, and as soon moody to be - moved. - Ben. And what to? - Mer. Nay, an there were two such, we should have none shortly, for - one would kill the other. Thou! why, thou wilt quarrel with a man - that hath a hair more or a hair less in his beard than thou hast. - Thou wilt quarrel with a man for cracking nuts, having no other - reason but because thou hast hazel eyes. What eye but such an eye - would spy out such a quarrel? Thy head is as full of quarrels as - an egg is full of meat; and yet thy head hath been beaten as - addle as an egg for quarrelling. Thou hast quarrell'd with a man - for coughing in the street, because he hath wakened thy dog that - hath lain asleep in the sun. Didst thou not fall out with a - tailor for wearing his new doublet before Easter, with another - for tying his new shoes with an old riband? And yet thou wilt - tutor me from quarrelling! - Ben. An I were so apt to quarrel as thou art, any man should buy - the fee simple of my life for an hour and a quarter. - Mer. The fee simple? O simple! - - Enter Tybalt and others. - - Ben. By my head, here come the Capulets. - Mer. By my heel, I care not. - Tyb. Follow me close, for I will speak to them. - Gentlemen, good den. A word with one of you. - Mer. And but one word with one of us? - Couple it with something; make it a word and a blow. - Tyb. You shall find me apt enough to that, sir, an you will give me - occasion. - Mer. Could you not take some occasion without giving - Tyb. Mercutio, thou consortest with Romeo. - Mer. Consort? What, dost thou make us minstrels? An thou make - minstrels of us, look to hear nothing but discords. Here's my - fiddlestick; here's that shall make you dance. Zounds, consort! - Ben. We talk here in the public haunt of men. - Either withdraw unto some private place - And reason coldly of your grievances, - Or else depart. Here all eyes gaze on us. - Mer. Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze. - I will not budge for no man's pleasure, - - Enter Romeo. - - Tyb. Well, peace be with you, sir. Here comes my man. - Mer. But I'll be hang'd, sir, if he wear your livery. - Marry, go before to field, he'll be your follower! - Your worship in that sense may call him man. - Tyb. Romeo, the love I bear thee can afford - No better term than this: thou art a villain. - Rom. Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee - Doth much excuse the appertaining rage - To such a greeting. Villain am I none. - Therefore farewell. I see thou knowest me not. - Tyb. Boy, this shall not excuse the injuries - That thou hast done me; therefore turn and draw. - Rom. I do protest I never injur'd thee, - But love thee better than thou canst devise - Till thou shalt know the reason of my love; - And so good Capulet, which name I tender - As dearly as mine own, be satisfied. - Mer. O calm, dishonourable, vile submission! - Alla stoccata carries it away. [Draws.] - Tybalt, you ratcatcher, will you walk? - Tyb. What wouldst thou have with me? - Mer. Good King of Cats, nothing but one of your nine lives. That I - mean to make bold withal, and, as you shall use me hereafter, - dry-beat the rest of the eight. Will you pluck your sword out of - his pitcher by the ears? Make haste, lest mine be about your ears - ere it be out. - Tyb. I am for you. [Draws.] - Rom. Gentle Mercutio, put thy rapier up. - Mer. Come, sir, your passado! - [They fight.] - Rom. Draw, Benvolio; beat down their weapons. - Gentlemen, for shame! forbear this outrage! - Tybalt, Mercutio, the Prince expressly hath - Forbid this bandying in Verona streets. - Hold, Tybalt! Good Mercutio! - Tybalt under Romeo's arm thrusts Mercutio in, and flies - [with his Followers]. - Mer. I am hurt. - A plague o' both your houses! I am sped. - Is he gone and hath nothing? - Ben. What, art thou hurt? - Mer. Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch. Marry, 'tis enough. - Where is my page? Go, villain, fetch a surgeon. - [Exit Page.] - Rom. Courage, man. The hurt cannot be much. - Mer. No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church door; - but 'tis enough, 'twill serve. Ask for me to-morrow, and you - shall find me a grave man. I am peppered, I warrant, for this - world. A plague o' both your houses! Zounds, a dog, a rat, a - mouse, a cat, to scratch a man to death! a braggart, a rogue, a - villain, that fights by the book of arithmetic! Why the devil - came you between us? I was hurt under your arm. - Rom. I thought all for the best. - Mer. Help me into some house, Benvolio, - Or I shall faint. A plague o' both your houses! - They have made worms' meat of me. I have it, - And soundly too. Your houses! - [Exit. [supported by Benvolio]. - Rom. This gentleman, the Prince's near ally, - My very friend, hath got this mortal hurt - In my behalf- my reputation stain'd - With Tybalt's slander- Tybalt, that an hour - Hath been my kinsman. O sweet Juliet, - Thy beauty hath made me effeminate - And in my temper soft'ned valour's steel - - Enter Benvolio. - - Ben. O Romeo, Romeo, brave Mercutio's dead! - That gallant spirit hath aspir'd the clouds, - Which too untimely here did scorn the earth. - Rom. This day's black fate on moe days doth depend; - This but begins the woe others must end. - - Enter Tybalt. - - Ben. Here comes the furious Tybalt back again. - Rom. Alive in triumph, and Mercutio slain? - Away to heaven respective lenity, - And fire-ey'd fury be my conduct now! - Now, Tybalt, take the 'villain' back again - That late thou gavest me; for Mercutio's soul - Is but a little way above our heads, - Staying for thine to keep him company. - Either thou or I, or both, must go with him. - Tyb. Thou, wretched boy, that didst consort him here, - Shalt with him hence. - Rom. This shall determine that. - They fight. Tybalt falls. - Ben. Romeo, away, be gone! - The citizens are up, and Tybalt slain. - Stand not amaz'd. The Prince will doom thee death - If thou art taken. Hence, be gone, away! - Rom. O, I am fortune's fool! - Ben. Why dost thou stay? - Exit Romeo. - Enter Citizens. - - Citizen. Which way ran he that kill'd Mercutio? - Tybalt, that murtherer, which way ran he? - Ben. There lies that Tybalt. - Citizen. Up, sir, go with me. - I charge thee in the Prince's name obey. - - Enter Prince [attended], Old Montague, Capulet, their Wives, - and [others]. - - Prince. Where are the vile beginners of this fray? - Ben. O noble Prince. I can discover all - The unlucky manage of this fatal brawl. - There lies the man, slain by young Romeo, - That slew thy kinsman, brave Mercutio. - Cap. Wife. Tybalt, my cousin! O my brother's child! - O Prince! O husband! O, the blood is spill'd - Of my dear kinsman! Prince, as thou art true, - For blood of ours shed blood of Montague. - O cousin, cousin! - Prince. Benvolio, who began this bloody fray? - Ben. Tybalt, here slain, whom Romeo's hand did stay. - Romeo, that spoke him fair, bid him bethink - How nice the quarrel was, and urg'd withal - Your high displeasure. All this- uttered - With gentle breath, calm look, knees humbly bow'd- - Could not take truce with the unruly spleen - Of Tybalt deaf to peace, but that he tilts - With piercing steel at bold Mercutio's breast; - Who, all as hot, turns deadly point to point, - And, with a martial scorn, with one hand beats - Cold death aside and with the other sends - It back to Tybalt, whose dexterity - Retorts it. Romeo he cries aloud, - 'Hold, friends! friends, part!' and swifter than his tongue, - His agile arm beats down their fatal points, - And 'twixt them rushes; underneath whose arm - An envious thrust from Tybalt hit the life - Of stout Mercutio, and then Tybalt fled; - But by-and-by comes back to Romeo, - Who had but newly entertain'd revenge, - And to't they go like lightning; for, ere I - Could draw to part them, was stout Tybalt slain; - And, as he fell, did Romeo turn and fly. - This is the truth, or let Benvolio die. - Cap. Wife. He is a kinsman to the Montague; - Affection makes him false, he speaks not true. - Some twenty of them fought in this black strife, - And all those twenty could but kill one life. - I beg for justice, which thou, Prince, must give. - Romeo slew Tybalt; Romeo must not live. - Prince. Romeo slew him; he slew Mercutio. - Who now the price of his dear blood doth owe? - Mon. Not Romeo, Prince; he was Mercutio's friend; - His fault concludes but what the law should end, - The life of Tybalt. - Prince. And for that offence - Immediately we do exile him hence. - I have an interest in your hate's proceeding, - My blood for your rude brawls doth lie a-bleeding; - But I'll amerce you with so strong a fine - That you shall all repent the loss of mine. - I will be deaf to pleading and excuses; - Nor tears nor prayers shall purchase out abuses. - Therefore use none. Let Romeo hence in haste, - Else, when he is found, that hour is his last. - Bear hence this body, and attend our will. - Mercy but murders, pardoning those that kill. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -Capulet's orchard. - -Enter Juliet alone. - - Jul. Gallop apace, you fiery-footed steeds, - Towards Phoebus' lodging! Such a wagoner - As Phaeton would whip you to the West - And bring in cloudy night immediately. - Spread thy close curtain, love-performing night, - That runaway eyes may wink, and Romeo - Leap to these arms untalk'd of and unseen. - Lovers can see to do their amorous rites - By their own beauties; or, if love be blind, - It best agrees with night. Come, civil night, - Thou sober-suited matron, all in black, - And learn me how to lose a winning match, - Play'd for a pair of stainless maidenhoods. - Hood my unmann'd blood, bating in my cheeks, - With thy black mantle till strange love, grown bold, - Think true love acted simple modesty. - Come, night; come, Romeo; come, thou day in night; - For thou wilt lie upon the wings of night - Whiter than new snow upon a raven's back. - Come, gentle night; come, loving, black-brow'd night; - Give me my Romeo; and, when he shall die, - Take him and cut him out in little stars, - And he will make the face of heaven so fine - That all the world will be in love with night - And pay no worship to the garish sun. - O, I have bought the mansion of a love, - But not possess'd it; and though I am sold, - Not yet enjoy'd. So tedious is this day - As is the night before some festival - To an impatient child that hath new robes - And may not wear them. O, here comes my nurse, - - Enter Nurse, with cords. - - And she brings news; and every tongue that speaks - But Romeo's name speaks heavenly eloquence. - Now, nurse, what news? What hast thou there? the cords - That Romeo bid thee fetch? - Nurse. Ay, ay, the cords. - [Throws them down.] - Jul. Ay me! what news? Why dost thou wring thy hands - Nurse. Ah, weraday! he's dead, he's dead, he's dead! - We are undone, lady, we are undone! - Alack the day! he's gone, he's kill'd, he's dead! - Jul. Can heaven be so envious? - Nurse. Romeo can, - Though heaven cannot. O Romeo, Romeo! - Who ever would have thought it? Romeo! - Jul. What devil art thou that dost torment me thus? - This torture should be roar'd in dismal hell. - Hath Romeo slain himself? Say thou but 'I,' - And that bare vowel 'I' shall poison more - Than the death-darting eye of cockatrice. - I am not I, if there be such an 'I'; - Or those eyes shut that make thee answer 'I.' - If be be slain, say 'I'; or if not, 'no.' - Brief sounds determine of my weal or woe. - Nurse. I saw the wound, I saw it with mine eyes, - (God save the mark!) here on his manly breast. - A piteous corse, a bloody piteous corse; - Pale, pale as ashes, all bedaub'd in blood, - All in gore-blood. I swounded at the sight. - Jul. O, break, my heart! poor bankrout, break at once! - To prison, eyes; ne'er look on liberty! - Vile earth, to earth resign; end motion here, - And thou and Romeo press one heavy bier! - Nurse. O Tybalt, Tybalt, the best friend I had! - O courteous Tybalt! honest gentleman - That ever I should live to see thee dead! - Jul. What storm is this that blows so contrary? - Is Romeo slaught'red, and is Tybalt dead? - My dear-lov'd cousin, and my dearer lord? - Then, dreadful trumpet, sound the general doom! - For who is living, if those two are gone? - Nurse. Tybalt is gone, and Romeo banished; - Romeo that kill'd him, he is banished. - Jul. O God! Did Romeo's hand shed Tybalt's blood? - Nurse. It did, it did! alas the day, it did! - Jul. O serpent heart, hid with a flow'ring face! - Did ever dragon keep so fair a cave? - Beautiful tyrant! fiend angelical! - Dove-feather'd raven! wolvish-ravening lamb! - Despised substance of divinest show! - Just opposite to what thou justly seem'st- - A damned saint, an honourable villain! - O nature, what hadst thou to do in hell - When thou didst bower the spirit of a fiend - In mortal paradise of such sweet flesh? - Was ever book containing such vile matter - So fairly bound? O, that deceit should dwell - In such a gorgeous palace! - Nurse. There's no trust, - No faith, no honesty in men; all perjur'd, - All forsworn, all naught, all dissemblers. - Ah, where's my man? Give me some aqua vitae. - These griefs, these woes, these sorrows make me old. - Shame come to Romeo! - Jul. Blister'd be thy tongue - For such a wish! He was not born to shame. - Upon his brow shame is asham'd to sit; - For 'tis a throne where honour may be crown'd - Sole monarch of the universal earth. - O, what a beast was I to chide at him! - Nurse. Will you speak well of him that kill'd your cousin? - Jul. Shall I speak ill of him that is my husband? - Ah, poor my lord, what tongue shall smooth thy name - When I, thy three-hours wife, have mangled it? - But wherefore, villain, didst thou kill my cousin? - That villain cousin would have kill'd my husband. - Back, foolish tears, back to your native spring! - Your tributary drops belong to woe, - Which you, mistaking, offer up to joy. - My husband lives, that Tybalt would have slain; - And Tybalt's dead, that would have slain my husband. - All this is comfort; wherefore weep I then? - Some word there was, worser than Tybalt's death, - That murd'red me. I would forget it fain; - But O, it presses to my memory - Like damned guilty deeds to sinners' minds! - 'Tybalt is dead, and Romeo- banished.' - That 'banished,' that one word 'banished,' - Hath slain ten thousand Tybalts. Tybalt's death - Was woe enough, if it had ended there; - Or, if sour woe delights in fellowship - And needly will be rank'd with other griefs, - Why followed not, when she said 'Tybalt's dead,' - Thy father, or thy mother, nay, or both, - Which modern lamentation might have mov'd? - But with a rearward following Tybalt's death, - 'Romeo is banished'- to speak that word - Is father, mother, Tybalt, Romeo, Juliet, - All slain, all dead. 'Romeo is banished'- - There is no end, no limit, measure, bound, - In that word's death; no words can that woe sound. - Where is my father and my mother, nurse? - Nurse. Weeping and wailing over Tybalt's corse. - Will you go to them? I will bring you thither. - Jul. Wash they his wounds with tears? Mine shall be spent, - When theirs are dry, for Romeo's banishment. - Take up those cords. Poor ropes, you are beguil'd, - Both you and I, for Romeo is exil'd. - He made you for a highway to my bed; - But I, a maid, die maiden-widowed. - Come, cords; come, nurse. I'll to my wedding bed; - And death, not Romeo, take my maidenhead! - Nurse. Hie to your chamber. I'll find Romeo - To comfort you. I wot well where he is. - Hark ye, your Romeo will be here at night. - I'll to him; he is hid at Laurence' cell. - Jul. O, find him! give this ring to my true knight - And bid him come to take his last farewell. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -Friar Laurence's cell. - -Enter Friar [Laurence]. - - Friar. Romeo, come forth; come forth, thou fearful man. - Affliction is enanmour'd of thy parts, - And thou art wedded to calamity. - - Enter Romeo. - - Rom. Father, what news? What is the Prince's doom - What sorrow craves acquaintance at my hand - That I yet know not? - Friar. Too familiar - Is my dear son with such sour company. - I bring thee tidings of the Prince's doom. - Rom. What less than doomsday is the Prince's doom? - Friar. A gentler judgment vanish'd from his lips- - Not body's death, but body's banishment. - Rom. Ha, banishment? Be merciful, say 'death'; - For exile hath more terror in his look, - Much more than death. Do not say 'banishment.' - Friar. Hence from Verona art thou banished. - Be patient, for the world is broad and wide. - Rom. There is no world without Verona walls, - But purgatory, torture, hell itself. - Hence banished is banish'd from the world, - And world's exile is death. Then 'banishment' - Is death misterm'd. Calling death 'banishment,' - Thou cut'st my head off with a golden axe - And smilest upon the stroke that murders me. - Friar. O deadly sin! O rude unthankfulness! - Thy fault our law calls death; but the kind Prince, - Taking thy part, hath rush'd aside the law, - And turn'd that black word death to banishment. - This is dear mercy, and thou seest it not. - Rom. 'Tis torture, and not mercy. Heaven is here, - Where Juliet lives; and every cat and dog - And little mouse, every unworthy thing, - Live here in heaven and may look on her; - But Romeo may not. More validity, - More honourable state, more courtship lives - In carrion flies than Romeo. They may seize - On the white wonder of dear Juliet's hand - And steal immortal blessing from her lips, - Who, even in pure and vestal modesty, - Still blush, as thinking their own kisses sin; - But Romeo may not- he is banished. - This may flies do, when I from this must fly; - They are free men, but I am banished. - And sayest thou yet that exile is not death? - Hadst thou no poison mix'd, no sharp-ground knife, - No sudden mean of death, though ne'er so mean, - But 'banished' to kill me- 'banished'? - O friar, the damned use that word in hell; - Howling attends it! How hast thou the heart, - Being a divine, a ghostly confessor, - A sin-absolver, and my friend profess'd, - To mangle me with that word 'banished'? - Friar. Thou fond mad man, hear me a little speak. - Rom. O, thou wilt speak again of banishment. - Friar. I'll give thee armour to keep off that word; - Adversity's sweet milk, philosophy, - To comfort thee, though thou art banished. - Rom. Yet 'banished'? Hang up philosophy! - Unless philosophy can make a Juliet, - Displant a town, reverse a prince's doom, - It helps not, it prevails not. Talk no more. - Friar. O, then I see that madmen have no ears. - Rom. How should they, when that wise men have no eyes? - Friar. Let me dispute with thee of thy estate. - Rom. Thou canst not speak of that thou dost not feel. - Wert thou as young as I, Juliet thy love, - An hour but married, Tybalt murdered, - Doting like me, and like me banished, - Then mightst thou speak, then mightst thou tear thy hair, - And fall upon the ground, as I do now, - Taking the measure of an unmade grave. - Knock [within]. - Friar. Arise; one knocks. Good Romeo, hide thyself. - Rom. Not I; unless the breath of heartsick groans, - Mist-like infold me from the search of eyes. Knock. - Friar. Hark, how they knock! Who's there? Romeo, arise; - Thou wilt be taken.- Stay awhile!- Stand up; Knock. - Run to my study.- By-and-by!- God's will, - What simpleness is this.- I come, I come! Knock. - Who knocks so hard? Whence come you? What's your will - Nurse. [within] Let me come in, and you shall know my errand. - I come from Lady Juliet. - Friar. Welcome then. - - Enter Nurse. - - Nurse. O holy friar, O, tell me, holy friar - Where is my lady's lord, where's Romeo? - Friar. There on the ground, with his own tears made drunk. - Nurse. O, he is even in my mistress' case, - Just in her case! - Friar. O woeful sympathy! - Piteous predicament! - Nurse. Even so lies she, - Blubb'ring and weeping, weeping and blubbering. - Stand up, stand up! Stand, an you be a man. - For Juliet's sake, for her sake, rise and stand! - Why should you fall into so deep an O? - Rom. (rises) Nurse- - Nurse. Ah sir! ah sir! Well, death's the end of all. - Rom. Spakest thou of Juliet? How is it with her? - Doth not she think me an old murtherer, - Now I have stain'd the childhood of our joy - With blood remov'd but little from her own? - Where is she? and how doth she! and what says - My conceal'd lady to our cancell'd love? - Nurse. O, she says nothing, sir, but weeps and weeps; - And now falls on her bed, and then starts up, - And Tybalt calls; and then on Romeo cries, - And then down falls again. - Rom. As if that name, - Shot from the deadly level of a gun, - Did murther her; as that name's cursed hand - Murder'd her kinsman. O, tell me, friar, tell me, - In what vile part of this anatomy - Doth my name lodge? Tell me, that I may sack - The hateful mansion. [Draws his dagger.] - Friar. Hold thy desperate hand. - Art thou a man? Thy form cries out thou art; - Thy tears are womanish, thy wild acts denote - The unreasonable fury of a beast. - Unseemly woman in a seeming man! - Or ill-beseeming beast in seeming both! - Thou hast amaz'd me. By my holy order, - I thought thy disposition better temper'd. - Hast thou slain Tybalt? Wilt thou slay thyself? - And slay thy lady that in thy life lives, - By doing damned hate upon thyself? - Why railest thou on thy birth, the heaven, and earth? - Since birth and heaven and earth, all three do meet - In thee at once; which thou at once wouldst lose. - Fie, fie, thou shamest thy shape, thy love, thy wit, - Which, like a usurer, abound'st in all, - And usest none in that true use indeed - Which should bedeck thy shape, thy love, thy wit. - Thy noble shape is but a form of wax - Digressing from the valour of a man; - Thy dear love sworn but hollow perjury, - Killing that love which thou hast vow'd to cherish; - Thy wit, that ornament to shape and love, - Misshapen in the conduct of them both, - Like powder in a skilless soldier's flask, - is get afire by thine own ignorance, - And thou dismemb'red with thine own defence. - What, rouse thee, man! Thy Juliet is alive, - For whose dear sake thou wast but lately dead. - There art thou happy. Tybalt would kill thee, - But thou slewest Tybalt. There art thou happy too. - The law, that threat'ned death, becomes thy friend - And turns it to exile. There art thou happy. - A pack of blessings light upon thy back; - Happiness courts thee in her best array; - But, like a misbhav'd and sullen wench, - Thou pout'st upon thy fortune and thy love. - Take heed, take heed, for such die miserable. - Go get thee to thy love, as was decreed, - Ascend her chamber, hence and comfort her. - But look thou stay not till the watch be set, - For then thou canst not pass to Mantua, - Where thou shalt live till we can find a time - To blaze your marriage, reconcile your friends, - Beg pardon of the Prince, and call thee back - With twenty hundred thousand times more joy - Than thou went'st forth in lamentation. - Go before, nurse. Commend me to thy lady, - And bid her hasten all the house to bed, - Which heavy sorrow makes them apt unto. - Romeo is coming. - Nurse. O Lord, I could have stay'd here all the night - To hear good counsel. O, what learning is! - My lord, I'll tell my lady you will come. - Rom. Do so, and bid my sweet prepare to chide. - Nurse. Here is a ring she bid me give you, sir. - Hie you, make haste, for it grows very late. Exit. - Rom. How well my comfort is reviv'd by this! - Friar. Go hence; good night; and here stands all your state: - Either be gone before the watch be set, - Or by the break of day disguis'd from hence. - Sojourn in Mantua. I'll find out your man, - And he shall signify from time to time - Every good hap to you that chances here. - Give me thy hand. 'Tis late. Farewell; good night. - Rom. But that a joy past joy calls out on me, - It were a grief so brief to part with thee. - Farewell. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene IV. -Capulet's house - -Enter Old Capulet, his Wife, and Paris. - - Cap. Things have fall'n out, sir, so unluckily - That we have had no time to move our daughter. - Look you, she lov'd her kinsman Tybalt dearly, - And so did I. Well, we were born to die. - 'Tis very late; she'll not come down to-night. - I promise you, but for your company, - I would have been abed an hour ago. - Par. These times of woe afford no tune to woo. - Madam, good night. Commend me to your daughter. - Lady. I will, and know her mind early to-morrow; - To-night she's mew'd up to her heaviness. - Cap. Sir Paris, I will make a desperate tender - Of my child's love. I think she will be rul'd - In all respects by me; nay more, I doubt it not. - Wife, go you to her ere you go to bed; - Acquaint her here of my son Paris' love - And bid her (mark you me?) on Wednesday next- - But, soft! what day is this? - Par. Monday, my lord. - Cap. Monday! ha, ha! Well, Wednesday is too soon. - Thursday let it be- a Thursday, tell her - She shall be married to this noble earl. - Will you be ready? Do you like this haste? - We'll keep no great ado- a friend or two; - For hark you, Tybalt being slain so late, - It may be thought we held him carelessly, - Being our kinsman, if we revel much. - Therefore we'll have some half a dozen friends, - And there an end. But what say you to Thursday? - Par. My lord, I would that Thursday were to-morrow. - Cap. Well, get you gone. A Thursday be it then. - Go you to Juliet ere you go to bed; - Prepare her, wife, against this wedding day. - Farewell, My lord.- Light to my chamber, ho! - Afore me, It is so very very late - That we may call it early by-and-by. - Good night. - Exeunt - - - - -Scene V. -Capulet's orchard. - -Enter Romeo and Juliet aloft, at the Window. - - Jul. Wilt thou be gone? It is not yet near day. - It was the nightingale, and not the lark, - That pierc'd the fearful hollow of thine ear. - Nightly she sings on yond pomegranate tree. - Believe me, love, it was the nightingale. - Rom. It was the lark, the herald of the morn; - No nightingale. Look, love, what envious streaks - Do lace the severing clouds in yonder East. - Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day - Stands tiptoe on the misty mountain tops. - I must be gone and live, or stay and die. - Jul. Yond light is not daylight; I know it, I. - It is some meteor that the sun exhales - To be to thee this night a torchbearer - And light thee on the way to Mantua. - Therefore stay yet; thou need'st not to be gone. - Rom. Let me be ta'en, let me be put to death. - I am content, so thou wilt have it so. - I'll say yon grey is not the morning's eye, - 'Tis but the pale reflex of Cynthia's brow; - Nor that is not the lark whose notes do beat - The vaulty heaven so high above our heads. - I have more care to stay than will to go. - Come, death, and welcome! Juliet wills it so. - How is't, my soul? Let's talk; it is not day. - Jul. It is, it is! Hie hence, be gone, away! - It is the lark that sings so out of tune, - Straining harsh discords and unpleasing sharps. - Some say the lark makes sweet division; - This doth not so, for she divideth us. - Some say the lark and loathed toad chang'd eyes; - O, now I would they had chang'd voices too, - Since arm from arm that voice doth us affray, - Hunting thee hence with hunt's-up to the day! - O, now be gone! More light and light it grows. - Rom. More light and light- more dark and dark our woes! - - Enter Nurse. - - Nurse. Madam! - Jul. Nurse? - Nurse. Your lady mother is coming to your chamber. - The day is broke; be wary, look about. - Jul. Then, window, let day in, and let life out. - [Exit.] - Rom. Farewell, farewell! One kiss, and I'll descend. - He goeth down. - Jul. Art thou gone so, my lord, my love, my friend? - I must hear from thee every day in the hour, - For in a minute there are many days. - O, by this count I shall be much in years - Ere I again behold my Romeo! - Rom. Farewell! - I will omit no opportunity - That may convey my greetings, love, to thee. - Jul. O, think'st thou we shall ever meet again? - Rom. I doubt it not; and all these woes shall serve - For sweet discourses in our time to come. - Jul. O God, I have an ill-divining soul! - Methinks I see thee, now thou art below, - As one dead in the bottom of a tomb. - Either my eyesight fails, or thou look'st pale. - Rom. And trust me, love, in my eye so do you. - Dry sorrow drinks our blood. Adieu, adieu! -Exit. - Jul. O Fortune, Fortune! all men call thee fickle. - If thou art fickle, what dost thou with him - That is renown'd for faith? Be fickle, Fortune, - For then I hope thou wilt not keep him long - But send him back. - Lady. [within] Ho, daughter! are you up? - Jul. Who is't that calls? It is my lady mother. - Is she not down so late, or up so early? - What unaccustom'd cause procures her hither? - - Enter Mother. - - Lady. Why, how now, Juliet? - Jul. Madam, I am not well. - Lady. Evermore weeping for your cousin's death? - What, wilt thou wash him from his grave with tears? - An if thou couldst, thou couldst not make him live. - Therefore have done. Some grief shows much of love; - But much of grief shows still some want of wit. - Jul. Yet let me weep for such a feeling loss. - Lady. So shall you feel the loss, but not the friend - Which you weep for. - Jul. Feeling so the loss, - I cannot choose but ever weep the friend. - Lady. Well, girl, thou weep'st not so much for his death - As that the villain lives which slaughter'd him. - Jul. What villain, madam? - Lady. That same villain Romeo. - Jul. [aside] Villain and he be many miles asunder.- - God pardon him! I do, with all my heart; - And yet no man like he doth grieve my heart. - Lady. That is because the traitor murderer lives. - Jul. Ay, madam, from the reach of these my hands. - Would none but I might venge my cousin's death! - Lady. We will have vengeance for it, fear thou not. - Then weep no more. I'll send to one in Mantua, - Where that same banish'd runagate doth live, - Shall give him such an unaccustom'd dram - That he shall soon keep Tybalt company; - And then I hope thou wilt be satisfied. - Jul. Indeed I never shall be satisfied - With Romeo till I behold him- dead- - Is my poor heart so for a kinsman vex'd. - Madam, if you could find out but a man - To bear a poison, I would temper it; - That Romeo should, upon receipt thereof, - Soon sleep in quiet. O, how my heart abhors - To hear him nam'd and cannot come to him, - To wreak the love I bore my cousin Tybalt - Upon his body that hath slaughter'd him! - Lady. Find thou the means, and I'll find such a man. - But now I'll tell thee joyful tidings, girl. - Jul. And joy comes well in such a needy time. - What are they, I beseech your ladyship? - Lady. Well, well, thou hast a careful father, child; - One who, to put thee from thy heaviness, - Hath sorted out a sudden day of joy - That thou expects not nor I look'd not for. - Jul. Madam, in happy time! What day is that? - Lady. Marry, my child, early next Thursday morn - The gallant, young, and noble gentleman, - The County Paris, at Saint Peter's Church, - Shall happily make thee there a joyful bride. - Jul. Now by Saint Peter's Church, and Peter too, - He shall not make me there a joyful bride! - I wonder at this haste, that I must wed - Ere he that should be husband comes to woo. - I pray you tell my lord and father, madam, - I will not marry yet; and when I do, I swear - It shall be Romeo, whom you know I hate, - Rather than Paris. These are news indeed! - Lady. Here comes your father. Tell him so yourself, - And see how be will take it at your hands. - - Enter Capulet and Nurse. - - Cap. When the sun sets the air doth drizzle dew, - But for the sunset of my brother's son - It rains downright. - How now? a conduit, girl? What, still in tears? - Evermore show'ring? In one little body - Thou counterfeit'st a bark, a sea, a wind: - For still thy eyes, which I may call the sea, - Do ebb and flow with tears; the bark thy body is - Sailing in this salt flood; the winds, thy sighs, - Who, raging with thy tears and they with them, - Without a sudden calm will overset - Thy tempest-tossed body. How now, wife? - Have you delivered to her our decree? - Lady. Ay, sir; but she will none, she gives you thanks. - I would the fool were married to her grave! - Cap. Soft! take me with you, take me with you, wife. - How? Will she none? Doth she not give us thanks? - Is she not proud? Doth she not count her blest, - Unworthy as she is, that we have wrought - So worthy a gentleman to be her bridegroom? - Jul. Not proud you have, but thankful that you have. - Proud can I never be of what I hate, - But thankful even for hate that is meant love. - Cap. How, how, how, how, choplogic? What is this? - 'Proud'- and 'I thank you'- and 'I thank you not'- - And yet 'not proud'? Mistress minion you, - Thank me no thankings, nor proud me no prouds, - But fettle your fine joints 'gainst Thursday next - To go with Paris to Saint Peter's Church, - Or I will drag thee on a hurdle thither. - Out, you green-sickness carrion I out, you baggage! - You tallow-face! - Lady. Fie, fie! what, are you mad? - Jul. Good father, I beseech you on my knees, - Hear me with patience but to speak a word. - Cap. Hang thee, young baggage! disobedient wretch! - I tell thee what- get thee to church a Thursday - Or never after look me in the face. - Speak not, reply not, do not answer me! - My fingers itch. Wife, we scarce thought us blest - That God had lent us but this only child; - But now I see this one is one too much, - And that we have a curse in having her. - Out on her, hilding! - Nurse. God in heaven bless her! - You are to blame, my lord, to rate her so. - Cap. And why, my Lady Wisdom? Hold your tongue, - Good Prudence. Smatter with your gossips, go! - Nurse. I speak no treason. - Cap. O, God-i-god-en! - Nurse. May not one speak? - Cap. Peace, you mumbling fool! - Utter your gravity o'er a gossip's bowl, - For here we need it not. - Lady. You are too hot. - Cap. God's bread I it makes me mad. Day, night, late, early, - At home, abroad, alone, in company, - Waking or sleeping, still my care hath been - To have her match'd; and having now provided - A gentleman of princely parentage, - Of fair demesnes, youthful, and nobly train'd, - Stuff'd, as they say, with honourable parts, - Proportion'd as one's thought would wish a man- - And then to have a wretched puling fool, - A whining mammet, in her fortune's tender, - To answer 'I'll not wed, I cannot love; - I am too young, I pray you pardon me'! - But, an you will not wed, I'll pardon you. - Graze where you will, you shall not house with me. - Look to't, think on't; I do not use to jest. - Thursday is near; lay hand on heart, advise: - An you be mine, I'll give you to my friend; - An you be not, hang, beg, starve, die in the streets, - For, by my soul, I'll ne'er acknowledge thee, - Nor what is mine shall never do thee good. - Trust to't. Bethink you. I'll not be forsworn. Exit. - Jul. Is there no pity sitting in the clouds - That sees into the bottom of my grief? - O sweet my mother, cast me not away! - Delay this marriage for a month, a week; - Or if you do not, make the bridal bed - In that dim monument where Tybalt lies. - Lady. Talk not to me, for I'll not speak a word. - Do as thou wilt, for I have done with thee. Exit. - Jul. O God!- O nurse, how shall this be prevented? - My husband is on earth, my faith in heaven. - How shall that faith return again to earth - Unless that husband send it me from heaven - By leaving earth? Comfort me, counsel me. - Alack, alack, that heaven should practise stratagems - Upon so soft a subject as myself! - What say'st thou? Hast thou not a word of joy? - Some comfort, nurse. - Nurse. Faith, here it is. - Romeo is banish'd; and all the world to nothing - That he dares ne'er come back to challenge you; - Or if he do, it needs must be by stealth. - Then, since the case so stands as now it doth, - I think it best you married with the County. - O, he's a lovely gentleman! - Romeo's a dishclout to him. An eagle, madam, - Hath not so green, so quick, so fair an eye - As Paris hath. Beshrew my very heart, - I think you are happy in this second match, - For it excels your first; or if it did not, - Your first is dead- or 'twere as good he were - As living here and you no use of him. - Jul. Speak'st thou this from thy heart? - Nurse. And from my soul too; else beshrew them both. - Jul. Amen! - Nurse. What? - Jul. Well, thou hast comforted me marvellous much. - Go in; and tell my lady I am gone, - Having displeas'd my father, to Laurence' cell, - To make confession and to be absolv'd. - Nurse. Marry, I will; and this is wisely done. Exit. - Jul. Ancient damnation! O most wicked fiend! - Is it more sin to wish me thus forsworn, - Or to dispraise my lord with that same tongue - Which she hath prais'd him with above compare - So many thousand times? Go, counsellor! - Thou and my bosom henceforth shall be twain. - I'll to the friar to know his remedy. - If all else fail, myself have power to die. Exit. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. Scene I. -Friar Laurence's cell. - -Enter Friar, [Laurence] and County Paris. - - Friar. On Thursday, sir? The time is very short. - Par. My father Capulet will have it so, - And I am nothing slow to slack his haste. - Friar. You say you do not know the lady's mind. - Uneven is the course; I like it not. - Par. Immoderately she weeps for Tybalt's death, - And therefore have I little talk'd of love; - For Venus smiles not in a house of tears. - Now, sir, her father counts it dangerous - That she do give her sorrow so much sway, - And in his wisdom hastes our marriage - To stop the inundation of her tears, - Which, too much minded by herself alone, - May be put from her by society. - Now do you know the reason of this haste. - Friar. [aside] I would I knew not why it should be slow'd.- - Look, sir, here comes the lady toward my cell. - - Enter Juliet. - - Par. Happily met, my lady and my wife! - Jul. That may be, sir, when I may be a wife. - Par. That may be must be, love, on Thursday next. - Jul. What must be shall be. - Friar. That's a certain text. - Par. Come you to make confession to this father? - Jul. To answer that, I should confess to you. - Par. Do not deny to him that you love me. - Jul. I will confess to you that I love him. - Par. So will ye, I am sure, that you love me. - Jul. If I do so, it will be of more price, - Being spoke behind your back, than to your face. - Par. Poor soul, thy face is much abus'd with tears. - Jul. The tears have got small victory by that, - For it was bad enough before their spite. - Par. Thou wrong'st it more than tears with that report. - Jul. That is no slander, sir, which is a truth; - And what I spake, I spake it to my face. - Par. Thy face is mine, and thou hast sland'red it. - Jul. It may be so, for it is not mine own. - Are you at leisure, holy father, now, - Or shall I come to you at evening mass - Friar. My leisure serves me, pensive daughter, now. - My lord, we must entreat the time alone. - Par. God shield I should disturb devotion! - Juliet, on Thursday early will I rouse ye. - Till then, adieu, and keep this holy kiss. Exit. - Jul. O, shut the door! and when thou hast done so, - Come weep with me- past hope, past cure, past help! - Friar. Ah, Juliet, I already know thy grief; - It strains me past the compass of my wits. - I hear thou must, and nothing may prorogue it, - On Thursday next be married to this County. - Jul. Tell me not, friar, that thou hear'st of this, - Unless thou tell me how I may prevent it. - If in thy wisdom thou canst give no help, - Do thou but call my resolution wise - And with this knife I'll help it presently. - God join'd my heart and Romeo's, thou our hands; - And ere this hand, by thee to Romeo's seal'd, - Shall be the label to another deed, - Or my true heart with treacherous revolt - Turn to another, this shall slay them both. - Therefore, out of thy long-experienc'd time, - Give me some present counsel; or, behold, - 'Twixt my extremes and me this bloody knife - Shall play the empire, arbitrating that - Which the commission of thy years and art - Could to no issue of true honour bring. - Be not so long to speak. I long to die - If what thou speak'st speak not of remedy. - Friar. Hold, daughter. I do spy a kind of hope, - Which craves as desperate an execution - As that is desperate which we would prevent. - If, rather than to marry County Paris - Thou hast the strength of will to slay thyself, - Then is it likely thou wilt undertake - A thing like death to chide away this shame, - That cop'st with death himself to scape from it; - And, if thou dar'st, I'll give thee remedy. - Jul. O, bid me leap, rather than marry Paris, - From off the battlements of yonder tower, - Or walk in thievish ways, or bid me lurk - Where serpents are; chain me with roaring bears, - Or shut me nightly in a charnel house, - O'ercover'd quite with dead men's rattling bones, - With reeky shanks and yellow chapless skulls; - Or bid me go into a new-made grave - And hide me with a dead man in his shroud- - Things that, to hear them told, have made me tremble- - And I will do it without fear or doubt, - To live an unstain'd wife to my sweet love. - Friar. Hold, then. Go home, be merry, give consent - To marry Paris. Wednesday is to-morrow. - To-morrow night look that thou lie alone; - Let not the nurse lie with thee in thy chamber. - Take thou this vial, being then in bed, - And this distilled liquor drink thou off; - When presently through all thy veins shall run - A cold and drowsy humour; for no pulse - Shall keep his native progress, but surcease; - No warmth, no breath, shall testify thou livest; - The roses in thy lips and cheeks shall fade - To paly ashes, thy eyes' windows fall - Like death when he shuts up the day of life; - Each part, depriv'd of supple government, - Shall, stiff and stark and cold, appear like death; - And in this borrowed likeness of shrunk death - Thou shalt continue two-and-forty hours, - And then awake as from a pleasant sleep. - Now, when the bridegroom in the morning comes - To rouse thee from thy bed, there art thou dead. - Then, as the manner of our country is, - In thy best robes uncovered on the bier - Thou shalt be borne to that same ancient vault - Where all the kindred of the Capulets lie. - In the mean time, against thou shalt awake, - Shall Romeo by my letters know our drift; - And hither shall he come; and he and I - Will watch thy waking, and that very night - Shall Romeo bear thee hence to Mantua. - And this shall free thee from this present shame, - If no inconstant toy nor womanish fear - Abate thy valour in the acting it. - Jul. Give me, give me! O, tell not me of fear! - Friar. Hold! Get you gone, be strong and prosperous - In this resolve. I'll send a friar with speed - To Mantua, with my letters to thy lord. - Jul. Love give me strength! and strength shall help afford. - Farewell, dear father. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -Capulet's house. - -Enter Father Capulet, Mother, Nurse, and Servingmen, - two or three. - - Cap. So many guests invite as here are writ. - [Exit a Servingman.] - Sirrah, go hire me twenty cunning cooks. - Serv. You shall have none ill, sir; for I'll try if they can lick - their fingers. - Cap. How canst thou try them so? - Serv. Marry, sir, 'tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own - fingers. Therefore he that cannot lick his fingers goes not with - me. - Cap. Go, begone. - Exit Servingman. - We shall be much unfurnish'd for this time. - What, is my daughter gone to Friar Laurence? - Nurse. Ay, forsooth. - Cap. Well, be may chance to do some good on her. - A peevish self-will'd harlotry it is. - - Enter Juliet. - - Nurse. See where she comes from shrift with merry look. - Cap. How now, my headstrong? Where have you been gadding? - Jul. Where I have learnt me to repent the sin - Of disobedient opposition - To you and your behests, and am enjoin'd - By holy Laurence to fall prostrate here - To beg your pardon. Pardon, I beseech you! - Henceforward I am ever rul'd by you. - Cap. Send for the County. Go tell him of this. - I'll have this knot knit up to-morrow morning. - Jul. I met the youthful lord at Laurence' cell - And gave him what becomed love I might, - Not stepping o'er the bounds of modesty. - Cap. Why, I am glad on't. This is well. Stand up. - This is as't should be. Let me see the County. - Ay, marry, go, I say, and fetch him hither. - Now, afore God, this reverend holy friar, - All our whole city is much bound to him. - Jul. Nurse, will you go with me into my closet - To help me sort such needful ornaments - As you think fit to furnish me to-morrow? - Mother. No, not till Thursday. There is time enough. - Cap. Go, nurse, go with her. We'll to church to-morrow. - Exeunt Juliet and Nurse. - Mother. We shall be short in our provision. - 'Tis now near night. - Cap. Tush, I will stir about, - And all things shall be well, I warrant thee, wife. - Go thou to Juliet, help to deck up her. - I'll not to bed to-night; let me alone. - I'll play the housewife for this once. What, ho! - They are all forth; well, I will walk myself - To County Paris, to prepare him up - Against to-morrow. My heart is wondrous light, - Since this same wayward girl is so reclaim'd. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene III. -Juliet's chamber. - -Enter Juliet and Nurse. - - Jul. Ay, those attires are best; but, gentle nurse, - I pray thee leave me to myself to-night; - For I have need of many orisons - To move the heavens to smile upon my state, - Which, well thou knowest, is cross and full of sin. - - Enter Mother. - - Mother. What, are you busy, ho? Need you my help? - Jul. No, madam; we have cull'd such necessaries - As are behooffull for our state to-morrow. - So please you, let me now be left alone, - And let the nurse this night sit up with you; - For I am sure you have your hands full all - In this so sudden business. - Mother. Good night. - Get thee to bed, and rest; for thou hast need. - Exeunt [Mother and Nurse.] - Jul. Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again. - I have a faint cold fear thrills through my veins - That almost freezes up the heat of life. - I'll call them back again to comfort me. - Nurse!- What should she do here? - My dismal scene I needs must act alone. - Come, vial. - What if this mixture do not work at all? - Shall I be married then to-morrow morning? - No, No! This shall forbid it. Lie thou there. - Lays down a dagger. - What if it be a poison which the friar - Subtilly hath minist'red to have me dead, - Lest in this marriage he should be dishonour'd - Because he married me before to Romeo? - I fear it is; and yet methinks it should not, - For he hath still been tried a holy man. - I will not entertain so bad a thought. - How if, when I am laid into the tomb, - I wake before the time that Romeo - Come to redeem me? There's a fearful point! - Shall I not then be stifled in the vault, - To whose foul mouth no healthsome air breathes in, - And there die strangled ere my Romeo comes? - Or, if I live, is it not very like - The horrible conceit of death and night, - Together with the terror of the place- - As in a vault, an ancient receptacle - Where for this many hundred years the bones - Of all my buried ancestors are pack'd; - Where bloody Tybalt, yet but green in earth, - Lies fest'ring in his shroud; where, as they say, - At some hours in the night spirits resort- - Alack, alack, is it not like that I, - So early waking- what with loathsome smells, - And shrieks like mandrakes torn out of the earth, - That living mortals, hearing them, run mad- - O, if I wake, shall I not be distraught, - Environed with all these hideous fears, - And madly play with my forefathers' joints, - And pluck the mangled Tybalt from his shroud., - And, in this rage, with some great kinsman's bone - As with a club dash out my desp'rate brains? - O, look! methinks I see my cousin's ghost - Seeking out Romeo, that did spit his body - Upon a rapier's point. Stay, Tybalt, stay! - Romeo, I come! this do I drink to thee. - - She [drinks and] falls upon her bed within the curtains. - - - - -Scene IV. -Capulet's house. - -Enter Lady of the House and Nurse. - - Lady. Hold, take these keys and fetch more spices, nurse. - Nurse. They call for dates and quinces in the pastry. - - Enter Old Capulet. - - Cap. Come, stir, stir, stir! The second cock hath crow'd, - The curfew bell hath rung, 'tis three o'clock. - Look to the bak'd meats, good Angelica; - Spare not for cost. - Nurse. Go, you cot-quean, go, - Get you to bed! Faith, you'll be sick to-morrow - For this night's watching. - Cap. No, not a whit. What, I have watch'd ere now - All night for lesser cause, and ne'er been sick. - Lady. Ay, you have been a mouse-hunt in your time; - But I will watch you from such watching now. - Exeunt Lady and Nurse. - Cap. A jealous hood, a jealous hood! - - Enter three or four [Fellows, with spits and logs and baskets. - - What is there? Now, fellow, - Fellow. Things for the cook, sir; but I know not what. - Cap. Make haste, make haste. [Exit Fellow.] Sirrah, fetch drier - logs. - Call Peter; he will show thee where they are. - Fellow. I have a head, sir, that will find out logs - And never trouble Peter for the matter. - Cap. Mass, and well said; a merry whoreson, ha! - Thou shalt be loggerhead. [Exit Fellow.] Good faith, 'tis day. - The County will be here with music straight, - For so he said he would. Play music. - I hear him near. - Nurse! Wife! What, ho! What, nurse, I say! - - Enter Nurse. - Go waken Juliet; go and trim her up. - I'll go and chat with Paris. Hie, make haste, - Make haste! The bridegroom he is come already: - Make haste, I say. - [Exeunt.] - - - - -Scene V. -Juliet's chamber. - -[Enter Nurse.] - - Nurse. Mistress! what, mistress! Juliet! Fast, I warrant her, she. - Why, lamb! why, lady! Fie, you slug-abed! - Why, love, I say! madam! sweetheart! Why, bride! - What, not a word? You take your pennyworths now! - Sleep for a week; for the next night, I warrant, - The County Paris hath set up his rest - That you shall rest but little. God forgive me! - Marry, and amen. How sound is she asleep! - I needs must wake her. Madam, madam, madam! - Ay, let the County take you in your bed! - He'll fright you up, i' faith. Will it not be? - [Draws aside the curtains.] - What, dress'd, and in your clothes, and down again? - I must needs wake you. Lady! lady! lady! - Alas, alas! Help, help! My lady's dead! - O weraday that ever I was born! - Some aqua-vitae, ho! My lord! my lady! - - Enter Mother. - - Mother. What noise is here? - Nurse. O lamentable day! - Mother. What is the matter? - Nurse. Look, look! O heavy day! - Mother. O me, O me! My child, my only life! - Revive, look up, or I will die with thee! - Help, help! Call help. - - Enter Father. - - Father. For shame, bring Juliet forth; her lord is come. - Nurse. She's dead, deceas'd; she's dead! Alack the day! - Mother. Alack the day, she's dead, she's dead, she's dead! - Cap. Ha! let me see her. Out alas! she's cold, - Her blood is settled, and her joints are stiff; - Life and these lips have long been separated. - Death lies on her like an untimely frost - Upon the sweetest flower of all the field. - Nurse. O lamentable day! - Mother. O woful time! - Cap. Death, that hath ta'en her hence to make me wail, - Ties up my tongue and will not let me speak. - - Enter Friar [Laurence] and the County [Paris], with Musicians. - - Friar. Come, is the bride ready to go to church? - Cap. Ready to go, but never to return. - O son, the night before thy wedding day - Hath Death lain with thy wife. See, there she lies, - Flower as she was, deflowered by him. - Death is my son-in-law, Death is my heir; - My daughter he hath wedded. I will die - And leave him all. Life, living, all is Death's. - Par. Have I thought long to see this morning's face, - And doth it give me such a sight as this? - Mother. Accurs'd, unhappy, wretched, hateful day! - Most miserable hour that e'er time saw - In lasting labour of his pilgrimage! - But one, poor one, one poor and loving child, - But one thing to rejoice and solace in, - And cruel Death hath catch'd it from my sight! - Nurse. O woe? O woful, woful, woful day! - Most lamentable day, most woful day - That ever ever I did yet behold! - O day! O day! O day! O hateful day! - Never was seen so black a day as this. - O woful day! O woful day! - Par. Beguil'd, divorced, wronged, spited, slain! - Most detestable Death, by thee beguil'd, - By cruel cruel thee quite overthrown! - O love! O life! not life, but love in death - Cap. Despis'd, distressed, hated, martyr'd, kill'd! - Uncomfortable time, why cam'st thou now - To murther, murther our solemnity? - O child! O child! my soul, and not my child! - Dead art thou, dead! alack, my child is dead, - And with my child my joys are buried! - Friar. Peace, ho, for shame! Confusion's cure lives not - In these confusions. Heaven and yourself - Had part in this fair maid! now heaven hath all, - And all the better is it for the maid. - Your part in her you could not keep from death, - But heaven keeps his part in eternal life. - The most you sought was her promotion, - For 'twas your heaven she should be advanc'd; - And weep ye now, seeing she is advanc'd - Above the clouds, as high as heaven itself? - O, in this love, you love your child so ill - That you run mad, seeing that she is well. - She's not well married that lives married long, - But she's best married that dies married young. - Dry up your tears and stick your rosemary - On this fair corse, and, as the custom is, - In all her best array bear her to church; - For though fond nature bids us all lament, - Yet nature's tears are reason's merriment. - Cap. All things that we ordained festival - Turn from their office to black funeral- - Our instruments to melancholy bells, - Our wedding cheer to a sad burial feast; - Our solemn hymns to sullen dirges change; - Our bridal flowers serve for a buried corse; - And all things change them to the contrary. - Friar. Sir, go you in; and, madam, go with him; - And go, Sir Paris. Every one prepare - To follow this fair corse unto her grave. - The heavens do low'r upon you for some ill; - Move them no more by crossing their high will. - Exeunt. Manent Musicians [and Nurse]. - 1. Mus. Faith, we may put up our pipes and be gone. - Nurse. Honest good fellows, ah, put up, put up! - For well you know this is a pitiful case. [Exit.] - 1. Mus. Ay, by my troth, the case may be amended. - - Enter Peter. - - Pet. Musicians, O, musicians, 'Heart's ease,' 'Heart's ease'! - O, an you will have me live, play 'Heart's ease.' - 1. Mus. Why 'Heart's ease'', - Pet. O, musicians, because my heart itself plays 'My heart is full - of woe.' O, play me some merry dump to comfort me. - 1. Mus. Not a dump we! 'Tis no time to play now. - Pet. You will not then? - 1. Mus. No. - Pet. I will then give it you soundly. - 1. Mus. What will you give us? - Pet. No money, on my faith, but the gleek. I will give you the - minstrel. - 1. Mus. Then will I give you the serving-creature. - Pet. Then will I lay the serving-creature's dagger on your pate. - I will carry no crotchets. I'll re you, I'll fa you. Do you note - me? - 1. Mus. An you re us and fa us, you note us. - 2. Mus. Pray you put up your dagger, and put out your wit. - Pet. Then have at you with my wit! I will dry-beat you with an iron - wit, and put up my iron dagger. Answer me like men. - - 'When griping grief the heart doth wound, - And doleful dumps the mind oppress, - Then music with her silver sound'- - - Why 'silver sound'? Why 'music with her silver sound'? - What say you, Simon Catling? - 1. Mus. Marry, sir, because silver hath a sweet sound. - Pet. Pretty! What say You, Hugh Rebeck? - 2. Mus. I say 'silver sound' because musicians sound for silver. - Pet. Pretty too! What say you, James Soundpost? - 3. Mus. Faith, I know not what to say. - Pet. O, I cry you mercy! you are the singer. I will say for you. It - is 'music with her silver sound' because musicians have no gold - for sounding. - - 'Then music with her silver sound - With speedy help doth lend redress.' [Exit. - - 1. Mus. What a pestilent knave is this same? - 2. Mus. Hang him, Jack! Come, we'll in here, tarry for the - mourners, and stay dinner. - Exeunt. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. Scene I. -Mantua. A street. - -Enter Romeo. - - Rom. If I may trust the flattering truth of sleep - My dreams presage some joyful news at hand. - My bosom's lord sits lightly in his throne, - And all this day an unaccustom'd spirit - Lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts. - I dreamt my lady came and found me dead - (Strange dream that gives a dead man leave to think!) - And breath'd such life with kisses in my lips - That I reviv'd and was an emperor. - Ah me! how sweet is love itself possess'd, - When but love's shadows are so rich in joy! - - Enter Romeo's Man Balthasar, booted. - - News from Verona! How now, Balthasar? - Dost thou not bring me letters from the friar? - How doth my lady? Is my father well? - How fares my Juliet? That I ask again, - For nothing can be ill if she be well. - Man. Then she is well, and nothing can be ill. - Her body sleeps in Capel's monument, - And her immortal part with angels lives. - I saw her laid low in her kindred's vault - And presently took post to tell it you. - O, pardon me for bringing these ill news, - Since you did leave it for my office, sir. - Rom. Is it e'en so? Then I defy you, stars! - Thou knowest my lodging. Get me ink and paper - And hire posthorses. I will hence to-night. - Man. I do beseech you, sir, have patience. - Your looks are pale and wild and do import - Some misadventure. - Rom. Tush, thou art deceiv'd. - Leave me and do the thing I bid thee do. - Hast thou no letters to me from the friar? - Man. No, my good lord. - Rom. No matter. Get thee gone - And hire those horses. I'll be with thee straight. - Exit [Balthasar]. - Well, Juliet, I will lie with thee to-night. - Let's see for means. O mischief, thou art swift - To enter in the thoughts of desperate men! - I do remember an apothecary, - And hereabouts 'a dwells, which late I noted - In tatt'red weeds, with overwhelming brows, - Culling of simples. Meagre were his looks, - Sharp misery had worn him to the bones; - And in his needy shop a tortoise hung, - An alligator stuff'd, and other skins - Of ill-shaped fishes; and about his shelves - A beggarly account of empty boxes, - Green earthen pots, bladders, and musty seeds, - Remnants of packthread, and old cakes of roses - Were thinly scattered, to make up a show. - Noting this penury, to myself I said, - 'An if a man did need a poison now - Whose sale is present death in Mantua, - Here lives a caitiff wretch would sell it him.' - O, this same thought did but forerun my need, - And this same needy man must sell it me. - As I remember, this should be the house. - Being holiday, the beggar's shop is shut. What, ho! apothecary! - - Enter Apothecary. - - Apoth. Who calls so loud? - Rom. Come hither, man. I see that thou art poor. - Hold, there is forty ducats. Let me have - A dram of poison, such soon-speeding gear - As will disperse itself through all the veins - That the life-weary taker mall fall dead, - And that the trunk may be discharg'd of breath - As violently as hasty powder fir'd - Doth hurry from the fatal cannon's womb. - Apoth. Such mortal drugs I have; but Mantua's law - Is death to any he that utters them. - Rom. Art thou so bare and full of wretchedness - And fearest to die? Famine is in thy cheeks, - Need and oppression starveth in thine eyes, - Contempt and beggary hangs upon thy back: - The world is not thy friend, nor the world's law; - The world affords no law to make thee rich; - Then be not poor, but break it and take this. - Apoth. My poverty but not my will consents. - Rom. I pay thy poverty and not thy will. - Apoth. Put this in any liquid thing you will - And drink it off, and if you had the strength - Of twenty men, it would dispatch you straight. - Rom. There is thy gold- worse poison to men's souls, - Doing more murther in this loathsome world, - Than these poor compounds that thou mayst not sell. - I sell thee poison; thou hast sold me none. - Farewell. Buy food and get thyself in flesh. - Come, cordial and not poison, go with me - To Juliet's grave; for there must I use thee. - Exeunt. - - - - -Scene II. -Verona. Friar Laurence's cell. - -Enter Friar John to Friar Laurence. - - John. Holy Franciscan friar, brother, ho! - - Enter Friar Laurence. - - Laur. This same should be the voice of Friar John. - Welcome from Mantua. What says Romeo? - Or, if his mind be writ, give me his letter. - John. Going to find a barefoot brother out, - One of our order, to associate me - Here in this city visiting the sick, - And finding him, the searchers of the town, - Suspecting that we both were in a house - Where the infectious pestilence did reign, - Seal'd up the doors, and would not let us forth, - So that my speed to Mantua there was stay'd. - Laur. Who bare my letter, then, to Romeo? - John. I could not send it- here it is again- - Nor get a messenger to bring it thee, - So fearful were they of infection. - Laur. Unhappy fortune! By my brotherhood, - The letter was not nice, but full of charge, - Of dear import; and the neglecting it - May do much danger. Friar John, go hence, - Get me an iron crow and bring it straight - Unto my cell. - John. Brother, I'll go and bring it thee. Exit. - Laur. Now, must I to the monument alone. - Within this three hours will fair Juliet wake. - She will beshrew me much that Romeo - Hath had no notice of these accidents; - But I will write again to Mantua, - And keep her at my cell till Romeo come- - Poor living corse, clos'd in a dead man's tomb! Exit. - - - - -Scene III. -Verona. A churchyard; in it the monument of the Capulets. - -Enter Paris and his Page with flowers and [a torch]. - - Par. Give me thy torch, boy. Hence, and stand aloof. - Yet put it out, for I would not be seen. - Under yond yew tree lay thee all along, - Holding thine ear close to the hollow ground. - So shall no foot upon the churchyard tread - (Being loose, unfirm, with digging up of graves) - But thou shalt hear it. Whistle then to me, - As signal that thou hear'st something approach. - Give me those flowers. Do as I bid thee, go. - Page. [aside] I am almost afraid to stand alone - Here in the churchyard; yet I will adventure. [Retires.] - Par. Sweet flower, with flowers thy bridal bed I strew - (O woe! thy canopy is dust and stones) - Which with sweet water nightly I will dew; - Or, wanting that, with tears distill'd by moans. - The obsequies that I for thee will keep - Nightly shall be to strew, thy grave and weep. - Whistle Boy. - The boy gives warning something doth approach. - What cursed foot wanders this way to-night - To cross my obsequies and true love's rite? - What, with a torch? Muffle me, night, awhile. [Retires.] - - Enter Romeo, and Balthasar with a torch, a mattock, - and a crow of iron. - - Rom. Give me that mattock and the wrenching iron. - Hold, take this letter. Early in the morning - See thou deliver it to my lord and father. - Give me the light. Upon thy life I charge thee, - Whate'er thou hearest or seest, stand all aloof - And do not interrupt me in my course. - Why I descend into this bed of death - Is partly to behold my lady's face, - But chiefly to take thence from her dead finger - A precious ring- a ring that I must use - In dear employment. Therefore hence, be gone. - But if thou, jealous, dost return to pry - In what I farther shall intend to do, - By heaven, I will tear thee joint by joint - And strew this hungry churchyard with thy limbs. - The time and my intents are savage-wild, - More fierce and more inexorable far - Than empty tigers or the roaring sea. - Bal. I will be gone, sir, and not trouble you. - Rom. So shalt thou show me friendship. Take thou that. - Live, and be prosperous; and farewell, good fellow. - Bal. [aside] For all this same, I'll hide me hereabout. - His looks I fear, and his intents I doubt. [Retires.] - Rom. Thou detestable maw, thou womb of death, - Gorg'd with the dearest morsel of the earth, - Thus I enforce thy rotten jaws to open, - And in despite I'll cram thee with more food. - Romeo opens the tomb. - Par. This is that banish'd haughty Montague - That murd'red my love's cousin- with which grief - It is supposed the fair creature died- - And here is come to do some villanous shame - To the dead bodies. I will apprehend him. - Stop thy unhallowed toil, vile Montague! - Can vengeance be pursu'd further than death? - Condemned villain, I do apprehend thee. - Obey, and go with me; for thou must die. - Rom. I must indeed; and therefore came I hither. - Good gentle youth, tempt not a desp'rate man. - Fly hence and leave me. Think upon these gone; - Let them affright thee. I beseech thee, youth, - But not another sin upon my head - By urging me to fury. O, be gone! - By heaven, I love thee better than myself, - For I come hither arm'd against myself. - Stay not, be gone. Live, and hereafter say - A madman's mercy bid thee run away. - Par. I do defy thy, conjuration - And apprehend thee for a felon here. - Rom. Wilt thou provoke me? Then have at thee, boy! - They fight. - Page. O Lord, they fight! I will go call the watch. - [Exit. Paris falls.] - Par. O, I am slain! If thou be merciful, - Open the tomb, lay me with Juliet. [Dies.] - Rom. In faith, I will. Let me peruse this face. - Mercutio's kinsman, noble County Paris! - What said my man when my betossed soul - Did not attend him as we rode? I think - He told me Paris should have married Juliet. - Said he not so? or did I dream it so? - Or am I mad, hearing him talk of Juliet - To think it was so? O, give me thy hand, - One writ with me in sour misfortune's book! - I'll bury thee in a triumphant grave. - A grave? O, no, a lanthorn, slaught'red youth, - For here lies Juliet, and her beauty makes - This vault a feasting presence full of light. - Death, lie thou there, by a dead man interr'd. - [Lays him in the tomb.] - How oft when men are at the point of death - Have they been merry! which their keepers call - A lightning before death. O, how may I - Call this a lightning? O my love! my wife! - Death, that hath suck'd the honey of thy breath, - Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty. - Thou art not conquer'd. Beauty's ensign yet - Is crimson in thy lips and in thy cheeks, - And death's pale flag is not advanced there. - Tybalt, liest thou there in thy bloody sheet? - O, what more favour can I do to thee - Than with that hand that cut thy youth in twain - To sunder his that was thine enemy? - Forgive me, cousin.' Ah, dear Juliet, - Why art thou yet so fair? Shall I believe - That unsubstantial Death is amorous, - And that the lean abhorred monster keeps - Thee here in dark to be his paramour? - For fear of that I still will stay with thee - And never from this palace of dim night - Depart again. Here, here will I remain - With worms that are thy chambermaids. O, here - Will I set up my everlasting rest - And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars - From this world-wearied flesh. Eyes, look your last! - Arms, take your last embrace! and, lips, O you - The doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss - A dateless bargain to engrossing death! - Come, bitter conduct; come, unsavoury guide! - Thou desperate pilot, now at once run on - The dashing rocks thy seasick weary bark! - Here's to my love! [Drinks.] O true apothecary! - Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die. Falls. - - Enter Friar [Laurence], with lanthorn, crow, and spade. - - Friar. Saint Francis be my speed! how oft to-night - Have my old feet stumbled at graves! Who's there? - Bal. Here's one, a friend, and one that knows you well. - Friar. Bliss be upon you! Tell me, good my friend, - What torch is yond that vainly lends his light - To grubs and eyeless skulls? As I discern, - It burneth in the Capels' monument. - Bal. It doth so, holy sir; and there's my master, - One that you love. - Friar. Who is it? - Bal. Romeo. - Friar. How long hath he been there? - Bal. Full half an hour. - Friar. Go with me to the vault. - Bal. I dare not, sir. - My master knows not but I am gone hence, - And fearfully did menace me with death - If I did stay to look on his intents. - Friar. Stay then; I'll go alone. Fear comes upon me. - O, much I fear some ill unthrifty thing. - Bal. As I did sleep under this yew tree here, - I dreamt my master and another fought, - And that my master slew him. - Friar. Romeo! - Alack, alack, what blood is this which stains - The stony entrance of this sepulchre? - What mean these masterless and gory swords - To lie discolour'd by this place of peace? [Enters the tomb.] - Romeo! O, pale! Who else? What, Paris too? - And steep'd in blood? Ah, what an unkind hour - Is guilty of this lamentable chance! The lady stirs. - Juliet rises. - Jul. O comfortable friar! where is my lord? - I do remember well where I should be, - And there I am. Where is my Romeo? - Friar. I hear some noise. Lady, come from that nest - Of death, contagion, and unnatural sleep. - A greater power than we can contradict - Hath thwarted our intents. Come, come away. - Thy husband in thy bosom there lies dead; - And Paris too. Come, I'll dispose of thee - Among a sisterhood of holy nuns. - Stay not to question, for the watch is coming. - Come, go, good Juliet. I dare no longer stay. - Jul. Go, get thee hence, for I will not away. - Exit [Friar]. - What's here? A cup, clos'd in my true love's hand? - Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end. - O churl! drunk all, and left no friendly drop - To help me after? I will kiss thy lips. - Haply some poison yet doth hang on them - To make me die with a restorative. [Kisses him.] - Thy lips are warm! - Chief Watch. [within] Lead, boy. Which way? - Yea, noise? Then I'll be brief. O happy dagger! - [Snatches Romeo's dagger.] - This is thy sheath; there rest, and let me die. - She stabs herself and falls [on Romeo's body]. - - Enter [Paris's] Boy and Watch. - - Boy. This is the place. There, where the torch doth burn. - Chief Watch. 'the ground is bloody. Search about the churchyard. - Go, some of you; whoe'er you find attach. - [Exeunt some of the Watch.] - Pitiful sight! here lies the County slain; - And Juliet bleeding, warm, and newly dead, - Who here hath lain this two days buried. - Go, tell the Prince; run to the Capulets; - Raise up the Montagues; some others search. - [Exeunt others of the Watch.] - We see the ground whereon these woes do lie, - But the true ground of all these piteous woes - We cannot without circumstance descry. - - Enter [some of the Watch,] with Romeo's Man [Balthasar]. - - 2. Watch. Here's Romeo's man. We found him in the churchyard. - Chief Watch. Hold him in safety till the Prince come hither. - - Enter Friar [Laurence] and another Watchman. - - 3. Watch. Here is a friar that trembles, sighs, and weeps. - We took this mattock and this spade from him - As he was coming from this churchyard side. - Chief Watch. A great suspicion! Stay the friar too. - - Enter the Prince [and Attendants]. - - Prince. What misadventure is so early up, - That calls our person from our morning rest? - - Enter Capulet and his Wife [with others]. - - Cap. What should it be, that they so shriek abroad? - Wife. The people in the street cry 'Romeo,' - Some 'Juliet,' and some 'Paris'; and all run, - With open outcry, toward our monument. - Prince. What fear is this which startles in our ears? - Chief Watch. Sovereign, here lies the County Paris slain; - And Romeo dead; and Juliet, dead before, - Warm and new kill'd. - Prince. Search, seek, and know how this foul murder comes. - Chief Watch. Here is a friar, and slaughter'd Romeo's man, - With instruments upon them fit to open - These dead men's tombs. - Cap. O heavens! O wife, look how our daughter bleeds! - This dagger hath mista'en, for, lo, his house - Is empty on the back of Montague, - And it missheathed in my daughter's bosom! - Wife. O me! this sight of death is as a bell - That warns my old age to a sepulchre. - - Enter Montague [and others]. - - Prince. Come, Montague; for thou art early up - To see thy son and heir more early down. - Mon. Alas, my liege, my wife is dead to-night! - Grief of my son's exile hath stopp'd her breath. - What further woe conspires against mine age? - Prince. Look, and thou shalt see. - Mon. O thou untaught! what manners is in this, - To press before thy father to a grave? - Prince. Seal up the mouth of outrage for a while, - Till we can clear these ambiguities - And know their spring, their head, their true descent; - And then will I be general of your woes - And lead you even to death. Meantime forbear, - And let mischance be slave to patience. - Bring forth the parties of suspicion. - Friar. I am the greatest, able to do least, - Yet most suspected, as the time and place - Doth make against me, of this direful murther; - And here I stand, both to impeach and purge - Myself condemned and myself excus'd. - Prince. Then say it once what thou dost know in this. - Friar. I will be brief, for my short date of breath - Is not so long as is a tedious tale. - Romeo, there dead, was husband to that Juliet; - And she, there dead, that Romeo's faithful wife. - I married them; and their stol'n marriage day - Was Tybalt's doomsday, whose untimely death - Banish'd the new-made bridegroom from this city; - For whom, and not for Tybalt, Juliet pin'd. - You, to remove that siege of grief from her, - Betroth'd and would have married her perforce - To County Paris. Then comes she to me - And with wild looks bid me devise some mean - To rid her from this second marriage, - Or in my cell there would she kill herself. - Then gave I her (so tutored by my art) - A sleeping potion; which so took effect - As I intended, for it wrought on her - The form of death. Meantime I writ to Romeo - That he should hither come as this dire night - To help to take her from her borrowed grave, - Being the time the potion's force should cease. - But he which bore my letter, Friar John, - Was stay'd by accident, and yesternight - Return'd my letter back. Then all alone - At the prefixed hour of her waking - Came I to take her from her kindred's vault; - Meaning to keep her closely at my cell - Till I conveniently could send to Romeo. - But when I came, some minute ere the time - Of her awaking, here untimely lay - The noble Paris and true Romeo dead. - She wakes; and I entreated her come forth - And bear this work of heaven with patience; - But then a noise did scare me from the tomb, - And she, too desperate, would not go with me, - But, as it seems, did violence on herself. - All this I know, and to the marriage - Her nurse is privy; and if aught in this - Miscarried by my fault, let my old life - Be sacrific'd, some hour before his time, - Unto the rigour of severest law. - Prince. We still have known thee for a holy man. - Where's Romeo's man? What can he say in this? - Bal. I brought my master news of Juliet's death; - And then in post he came from Mantua - To this same place, to this same monument. - This letter he early bid me give his father, - And threat'ned me with death, going in the vault, - If I departed not and left him there. - Prince. Give me the letter. I will look on it. - Where is the County's page that rais'd the watch? - Sirrah, what made your master in this place? - Boy. He came with flowers to strew his lady's grave; - And bid me stand aloof, and so I did. - Anon comes one with light to ope the tomb; - And by-and-by my master drew on him; - And then I ran away to call the watch. - Prince. This letter doth make good the friar's words, - Their course of love, the tidings of her death; - And here he writes that he did buy a poison - Of a poor pothecary, and therewithal - Came to this vault to die, and lie with Juliet. - Where be these enemies? Capulet, Montage, - See what a scourge is laid upon your hate, - That heaven finds means to kill your joys with love! - And I, for winking at you, discords too, - Have lost a brace of kinsmen. All are punish'd. - Cap. O brother Montague, give me thy hand. - This is my daughter's jointure, for no more - Can I demand. - Mon. But I can give thee more; - For I will raise her Statue in pure gold, - That whiles Verona by that name is known, - There shall no figure at such rate be set - As that of true and faithful Juliet. - Cap. As rich shall Romeo's by his lady's lie- - Poor sacrifices of our enmity! - Prince. A glooming peace this morning with it brings. - The sun for sorrow will not show his head. - Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things; - Some shall be pardon'd, and some punished; - For never was a story of more woe - Than this of Juliet and her Romeo. - Exeunt omnes. - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - -1594 - - - - - -THE TAMING OF THE SHREW - -by William Shakespeare - - - -Dramatis Personae - - Persons in the Induction - A LORD - CHRISTOPHER SLY, a tinker - HOSTESS - PAGE - PLAYERS - HUNTSMEN - SERVANTS - - BAPTISTA MINOLA, a gentleman of Padua - VINCENTIO, a Merchant of Pisa - LUCENTIO, son to Vincentio, in love with Bianca - PETRUCHIO, a gentleman of Verona, a suitor to Katherina - - Suitors to Bianca - GREMIO - HORTENSIO - - Servants to Lucentio - TRANIO - BIONDELLO - - Servants to Petruchio - GRUMIO - CURTIS - - A PEDANT - - Daughters to Baptista - KATHERINA, the shrew - BIANCA - - A WIDOW - - Tailor, Haberdasher, and Servants attending on Baptista and - Petruchio - - SCENE: - Padua, and PETRUCHIO'S house in the country - -SC_1 - INDUCTION. SCENE I. - Before an alehouse on a heath - - Enter HOSTESS and SLY - - SLY. I'll pheeze you, in faith. - HOSTESS. A pair of stocks, you rogue! - SLY. Y'are a baggage; the Slys are no rogues. Look in the - chronicles: we came in with Richard Conqueror. Therefore, paucas - pallabris; let the world slide. Sessa! - HOSTESS. You will not pay for the glasses you have burst? - SLY. No, not a denier. Go by, Saint Jeronimy, go to thy cold bed - and warm thee. - HOSTESS. I know my remedy; I must go fetch the third-borough. - Exit - SLY. Third, or fourth, or fifth borough, I'll answer him by law. - I'll not budge an inch, boy; let him come, and kindly. - [Falls asleep] - - Wind horns. Enter a LORD from hunting, with his train - - LORD. Huntsman, I charge thee, tender well my hounds; - Brach Merriman, the poor cur, is emboss'd; - And couple Clowder with the deep-mouth'd brach. - Saw'st thou not, boy, how Silver made it good - At the hedge corner, in the coldest fault? - I would not lose the dog for twenty pound. - FIRST HUNTSMAN. Why, Belman is as good as he, my lord; - He cried upon it at the merest loss, - And twice to-day pick'd out the dullest scent; - Trust me, I take him for the better dog. - LORD. Thou art a fool; if Echo were as fleet, - I would esteem him worth a dozen such. - But sup them well, and look unto them all; - To-morrow I intend to hunt again. - FIRST HUNTSMAN. I will, my lord. - LORD. What's here? One dead, or drunk? - See, doth he breathe? - SECOND HUNTSMAN. He breathes, my lord. Were he not warm'd with ale, - This were a bed but cold to sleep so soundly. - LORD. O monstrous beast, how like a swine he lies! - Grim death, how foul and loathsome is thine image! - Sirs, I will practise on this drunken man. - What think you, if he were convey'd to bed, - Wrapp'd in sweet clothes, rings put upon his fingers, - A most delicious banquet by his bed, - And brave attendants near him when he wakes, - Would not the beggar then forget himself? - FIRST HUNTSMAN. Believe me, lord, I think he cannot choose. - SECOND HUNTSMAN. It would seem strange unto him when he wak'd. - LORD. Even as a flatt'ring dream or worthless fancy. - Then take him up, and manage well the jest: - Carry him gently to my fairest chamber, - And hang it round with all my wanton pictures; - Balm his foul head in warm distilled waters, - And burn sweet wood to make the lodging sweet; - Procure me music ready when he wakes, - To make a dulcet and a heavenly sound; - And if he chance to speak, be ready straight, - And with a low submissive reverence - Say 'What is it your honour will command?' - Let one attend him with a silver basin - Full of rose-water and bestrew'd with flowers; - Another bear the ewer, the third a diaper, - And say 'Will't please your lordship cool your hands?' - Some one be ready with a costly suit, - And ask him what apparel he will wear; - Another tell him of his hounds and horse, - And that his lady mourns at his disease; - Persuade him that he hath been lunatic, - And, when he says he is, say that he dreams, - For he is nothing but a mighty lord. - This do, and do it kindly, gentle sirs; - It will be pastime passing excellent, - If it be husbanded with modesty. - FIRST HUNTSMAN. My lord, I warrant you we will play our part - As he shall think by our true diligence - He is no less than what we say he is. - LORD. Take him up gently, and to bed with him; - And each one to his office when he wakes. - [SLY is carried out. A trumpet sounds] - Sirrah, go see what trumpet 'tis that sounds- - Exit SERVANT - Belike some noble gentleman that means, - Travelling some journey, to repose him here. - - Re-enter a SERVINGMAN - - How now! who is it? - SERVANT. An't please your honour, players - That offer service to your lordship. - LORD. Bid them come near. - - Enter PLAYERS - - Now, fellows, you are welcome. - PLAYERS. We thank your honour. - LORD. Do you intend to stay with me to-night? - PLAYER. So please your lordship to accept our duty. - LORD. With all my heart. This fellow I remember - Since once he play'd a farmer's eldest son; - 'Twas where you woo'd the gentlewoman so well. - I have forgot your name; but, sure, that part - Was aptly fitted and naturally perform'd. - PLAYER. I think 'twas Soto that your honour means. - LORD. 'Tis very true; thou didst it excellent. - Well, you are come to me in happy time, - The rather for I have some sport in hand - Wherein your cunning can assist me much. - There is a lord will hear you play to-night; - But I am doubtful of your modesties, - Lest, over-eying of his odd behaviour, - For yet his honour never heard a play, - You break into some merry passion - And so offend him; for I tell you, sirs, - If you should smile, he grows impatient. - PLAYER. Fear not, my lord; we can contain ourselves, - Were he the veriest antic in the world. - LORD. Go, sirrah, take them to the buttery, - And give them friendly welcome every one; - Let them want nothing that my house affords. - Exit one with the PLAYERS - Sirrah, go you to Bartholomew my page, - And see him dress'd in all suits like a lady; - That done, conduct him to the drunkard's chamber, - And call him 'madam,' do him obeisance. - Tell him from me- as he will win my love- - He bear himself with honourable action, - Such as he hath observ'd in noble ladies - Unto their lords, by them accomplished; - Such duty to the drunkard let him do, - With soft low tongue and lowly courtesy, - And say 'What is't your honour will command, - Wherein your lady and your humble wife - May show her duty and make known her love?' - And then with kind embracements, tempting kisses, - And with declining head into his bosom, - Bid him shed tears, as being overjoyed - To see her noble lord restor'd to health, - Who for this seven years hath esteemed him - No better than a poor and loathsome beggar. - And if the boy have not a woman's gift - To rain a shower of commanded tears, - An onion will do well for such a shift, - Which, in a napkin being close convey'd, - Shall in despite enforce a watery eye. - See this dispatch'd with all the haste thou canst; - Anon I'll give thee more instructions. Exit a SERVINGMAN - I know the boy will well usurp the grace, - Voice, gait, and action, of a gentlewoman; - I long to hear him call the drunkard 'husband'; - And how my men will stay themselves from laughter - When they do homage to this simple peasant. - I'll in to counsel them; haply my presence - May well abate the over-merry spleen, - Which otherwise would grow into extremes. Exeunt - -SC_2 - SCENE II. - A bedchamber in the LORD'S house - - Enter aloft SLY, with ATTENDANTS; some with apparel, basin - and ewer, and other appurtenances; and LORD - - SLY. For God's sake, a pot of small ale. - FIRST SERVANT. Will't please your lordship drink a cup of sack? - SECOND SERVANT. Will't please your honour taste of these conserves? - THIRD SERVANT. What raiment will your honour wear to-day? - SLY. I am Christophero Sly; call not me 'honour' nor 'lordship.' I - ne'er drank sack in my life; and if you give me any conserves, - give me conserves of beef. Ne'er ask me what raiment I'll wear, - for I have no more doublets than backs, no more stockings than - legs, nor no more shoes than feet- nay, sometime more feet than - shoes, or such shoes as my toes look through the overleather. - LORD. Heaven cease this idle humour in your honour! - O, that a mighty man of such descent, - Of such possessions, and so high esteem, - Should be infused with so foul a spirit! - SLY. What, would you make me mad? Am not I Christopher Sly, old - Sly's son of Burton Heath; by birth a pedlar, by education a - cardmaker, by transmutation a bear-herd, and now by present - profession a tinker? Ask Marian Hacket, the fat ale-wife of - Wincot, if she know me not; if she say I am not fourteen pence on - the score for sheer ale, score me up for the lying'st knave in - Christendom. What! I am not bestraught. [Taking a pot of ale] - Here's- - THIRD SERVANT. O, this it is that makes your lady mourn! - SECOND SERVANT. O, this is it that makes your servants droop! - LORD. Hence comes it that your kindred shuns your house, - As beaten hence by your strange lunacy. - O noble lord, bethink thee of thy birth! - Call home thy ancient thoughts from banishment, - And banish hence these abject lowly dreams. - Look how thy servants do attend on thee, - Each in his office ready at thy beck. - Wilt thou have music? Hark! Apollo plays, [Music] - And twenty caged nightingales do sing. - Or wilt thou sleep? We'll have thee to a couch - Softer and sweeter than the lustful bed - On purpose trimm'd up for Semiramis. - Say thou wilt walk: we will bestrew the ground. - Or wilt thou ride? Thy horses shall be trapp'd, - Their harness studded all with gold and pearl. - Dost thou love hawking? Thou hast hawks will soar - Above the morning lark. Or wilt thou hunt? - Thy hounds shall make the welkin answer them - And fetch shall echoes from the hollow earth. - FIRST SERVANT. Say thou wilt course; thy greyhounds are as swift - As breathed stags; ay, fleeter than the roe. - SECOND SERVANT. Dost thou love pictures? We will fetch thee - straight - Adonis painted by a running brook, - And Cytherea all in sedges hid, - Which seem to move and wanton with her breath - Even as the waving sedges play wi' th' wind. - LORD. We'll show thee lo as she was a maid - And how she was beguiled and surpris'd, - As lively painted as the deed was done. - THIRD SERVANT. Or Daphne roaming through a thorny wood, - Scratching her legs, that one shall swear she bleeds - And at that sight shall sad Apollo weep, - So workmanly the blood and tears are drawn. - LORD. Thou art a lord, and nothing but a lord. - Thou hast a lady far more beautiful - Than any woman in this waning age. - FIRST SERVANT. And, till the tears that she hath shed for thee - Like envious floods o'er-run her lovely face, - She was the fairest creature in the world; - And yet she is inferior to none. - SLY. Am I a lord and have I such a lady? - Or do I dream? Or have I dream'd till now? - I do not sleep: I see, I hear, I speak; - I smell sweet savours, and I feel soft things. - Upon my life, I am a lord indeed, - And not a tinker, nor Christopher Sly. - Well, bring our lady hither to our sight; - And once again, a pot o' th' smallest ale. - SECOND SERVANT. Will't please your Mightiness to wash your hands? - O, how we joy to see your wit restor'd! - O, that once more you knew but what you are! - These fifteen years you have been in a dream; - Or, when you wak'd, so wak'd as if you slept. - SLY. These fifteen years! by my fay, a goodly nap. - But did I never speak of all that time? - FIRST SERVANT. O, yes, my lord, but very idle words; - For though you lay here in this goodly chamber, - Yet would you say ye were beaten out of door; - And rail upon the hostess of the house, - And say you would present her at the leet, - Because she brought stone jugs and no seal'd quarts. - Sometimes you would call out for Cicely Hacket. - SLY. Ay, the woman's maid of the house. - THIRD SERVANT. Why, sir, you know no house nor no such maid, - Nor no such men as you have reckon'd up, - As Stephen Sly, and old John Naps of Greece, - And Peter Turph, and Henry Pimpernell; - And twenty more such names and men as these, - Which never were, nor no man ever saw. - SLY. Now, Lord be thanked for my good amends! - ALL. Amen. - - Enter the PAGE as a lady, with ATTENDANTS - - SLY. I thank thee; thou shalt not lose by it. - PAGE. How fares my noble lord? - SLY. Marry, I fare well; for here is cheer enough. - Where is my wife? - PAGE. Here, noble lord; what is thy will with her? - SLY. Are you my wife, and will not call me husband? - My men should call me 'lord'; I am your goodman. - PAGE. My husband and my lord, my lord and husband; - I am your wife in all obedience. - SLY. I know it well. What must I call her? - LORD. Madam. - SLY. Al'ce madam, or Joan madam? - LORD. Madam, and nothing else; so lords call ladies. - SLY. Madam wife, they say that I have dream'd - And slept above some fifteen year or more. - PAGE. Ay, and the time seems thirty unto me, - Being all this time abandon'd from your bed. - SLY. 'Tis much. Servants, leave me and her alone. - Exeunt SERVANTS - Madam, undress you, and come now to bed. - PAGE. Thrice noble lord, let me entreat of you - To pardon me yet for a night or two; - Or, if not so, until the sun be set. - For your physicians have expressly charg'd, - In peril to incur your former malady, - That I should yet absent me from your bed. - I hope this reason stands for my excuse. - SLY. Ay, it stands so that I may hardly tarry so long. But I would - be loath to fall into my dreams again. I will therefore tarry in - despite of the flesh and the blood. - - Enter a MESSENGER - - MESSENGER. Your honour's players, hearing your amendment, - Are come to play a pleasant comedy; - For so your doctors hold it very meet, - Seeing too much sadness hath congeal'd your blood, - And melancholy is the nurse of frenzy. - Therefore they thought it good you hear a play - And frame your mind to mirth and merriment, - Which bars a thousand harms and lengthens life. - SLY. Marry, I will; let them play it. Is not a comonty a - Christmas gambold or a tumbling-trick? - PAGE. No, my good lord, it is more pleasing stuff. - SLY. What, household stuff? - PAGE. It is a kind of history. - SLY. Well, we'll see't. Come, madam wife, sit by my side and let - the world slip;-we shall ne'er be younger. - [They sit down] - - A flourish of trumpets announces the play - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -Padua. A public place - -Enter LUCENTIO and his man TRANIO - - LUCENTIO. Tranio, since for the great desire I had - To see fair Padua, nursery of arts, - I am arriv'd for fruitful Lombardy, - The pleasant garden of great Italy, - And by my father's love and leave am arm'd - With his good will and thy good company, - My trusty servant well approv'd in all, - Here let us breathe, and haply institute - A course of learning and ingenious studies. - Pisa, renowned for grave citizens, - Gave me my being and my father first, - A merchant of great traffic through the world, - Vincentio, come of the Bentivolii; - Vincentio's son, brought up in Florence, - It shall become to serve all hopes conceiv'd, - To deck his fortune with his virtuous deeds. - And therefore, Tranio, for the time I study, - Virtue and that part of philosophy - Will I apply that treats of happiness - By virtue specially to be achiev'd. - Tell me thy mind; for I have Pisa left - And am to Padua come as he that leaves - A shallow plash to plunge him in the deep, - And with satiety seeks to quench his thirst. - TRANIO. Mi perdonato, gentle master mine; - I am in all affected as yourself; - Glad that you thus continue your resolve - To suck the sweets of sweet philosophy. - Only, good master, while we do admire - This virtue and this moral discipline, - Let's be no Stoics nor no stocks, I pray, - Or so devote to Aristotle's checks - As Ovid be an outcast quite abjur'd. - Balk logic with acquaintance that you have, - And practise rhetoric in your common talk; - Music and poesy use to quicken you; - The mathematics and the metaphysics, - Fall to them as you find your stomach serves you. - No profit grows where is no pleasure ta'en; - In brief, sir, study what you most affect. - LUCENTIO. Gramercies, Tranio, well dost thou advise. - If, Biondello, thou wert come ashore, - We could at once put us in readiness, - And take a lodging fit to entertain - Such friends as time in Padua shall beget. - - Enter BAPTISTA with his two daughters, KATHERINA - and BIANCA; GREMIO, a pantaloon; HORTENSIO, - suitor to BIANCA. LUCENTIO and TRANIO stand by - - But stay awhile; what company is this? - TRANIO. Master, some show to welcome us to town. - BAPTISTA. Gentlemen, importune me no farther, - For how I firmly am resolv'd you know; - That is, not to bestow my youngest daughter - Before I have a husband for the elder. - If either of you both love Katherina, - Because I know you well and love you well, - Leave shall you have to court her at your pleasure. - GREMIO. To cart her rather. She's too rough for me. - There, there, Hortensio, will you any wife? - KATHERINA. [To BAPTISTA] I pray you, sir, is it your will - To make a stale of me amongst these mates? - HORTENSIO. Mates, maid! How mean you that? No mates for you, - Unless you were of gentler, milder mould. - KATHERINA. I' faith, sir, you shall never need to fear; - Iwis it is not halfway to her heart; - But if it were, doubt not her care should be - To comb your noddle with a three-legg'd stool, - And paint your face, and use you like a fool. - HORTENSIO. From all such devils, good Lord deliver us! - GREMIO. And me, too, good Lord! - TRANIO. Husht, master! Here's some good pastime toward; - That wench is stark mad or wonderful froward. - LUCENTIO. But in the other's silence do I see - Maid's mild behaviour and sobriety. - Peace, Tranio! - TRANIO. Well said, master; mum! and gaze your fill. - BAPTISTA. Gentlemen, that I may soon make good - What I have said- Bianca, get you in; - And let it not displease thee, good Bianca, - For I will love thee ne'er the less, my girl. - KATHERINA. A pretty peat! it is best - Put finger in the eye, an she knew why. - BIANCA. Sister, content you in my discontent. - Sir, to your pleasure humbly I subscribe; - My books and instruments shall be my company, - On them to look, and practise by myself. - LUCENTIO. Hark, Tranio, thou mayst hear Minerva speak! - HORTENSIO. Signior Baptista, will you be so strange? - Sorry am I that our good will effects - Bianca's grief. - GREMIO. Why will you mew her up, - Signior Baptista, for this fiend of hell, - And make her bear the penance of her tongue? - BAPTISTA. Gentlemen, content ye; I am resolv'd. - Go in, Bianca. Exit BIANCA - And for I know she taketh most delight - In music, instruments, and poetry, - Schoolmasters will I keep within my house - Fit to instruct her youth. If you, Hortensio, - Or, Signior Gremio, you, know any such, - Prefer them hither; for to cunning men - I will be very kind, and liberal - To mine own children in good bringing-up; - And so, farewell. Katherina, you may stay; - For I have more to commune with Bianca. Exit - KATHERINA. Why, and I trust I may go too, may I not? - What! shall I be appointed hours, as though, belike, - I knew not what to take and what to leave? Ha! Exit - GREMIO. You may go to the devil's dam; your gifts are so good - here's none will hold you. There! Love is not so great, - Hortensio, but we may blow our nails together, and fast it fairly - out; our cake's dough on both sides. Farewell; yet, for the love - I bear my sweet Bianca, if I can by any means light on a fit man - to teach her that wherein she delights, I will wish him to her - father. - HORTENSIO. SO Will I, Signior Gremio; but a word, I pray. Though - the nature of our quarrel yet never brook'd parle, know now, upon - advice, it toucheth us both- that we may yet again have access to - our fair mistress, and be happy rivals in Bianca's love- to - labour and effect one thing specially. - GREMIO. What's that, I pray? - HORTENSIO. Marry, sir, to get a husband for her sister. - GREMIO. A husband? a devil. - HORTENSIO. I say a husband. - GREMIO. I say a devil. Think'st thou, Hortensio, though her father - be very rich, any man is so very a fool to be married to hell? - HORTENSIO. Tush, Gremio! Though it pass your patience and mine to - endure her loud alarums, why, man, there be good fellows in the - world, an a man could light on them, would take her with all - faults, and money enough. - GREMIO. I cannot tell; but I had as lief take her dowry with this - condition: to be whipp'd at the high cross every morning. - HORTENSIO. Faith, as you say, there's small choice in rotten - apples. But, come; since this bar in law makes us friends, it - shall be so far forth friendly maintain'd till by helping - Baptista's eldest daughter to a husband we set his youngest free - for a husband, and then have to't afresh. Sweet Bianca! Happy man - be his dole! He that runs fastest gets the ring. How say you, - Signior Gremio? - GREMIO. I am agreed; and would I had given him the best horse in - Padua to begin his wooing that would thoroughly woo her, wed her, - and bed her, and rid the house of her! Come on. - Exeunt GREMIO and HORTENSIO - TRANIO. I pray, sir, tell me, is it possible - That love should of a sudden take such hold? - LUCENTIO. O Tranio, till I found it to be true, - I never thought it possible or likely. - But see! while idly I stood looking on, - I found the effect of love in idleness; - And now in plainness do confess to thee, - That art to me as secret and as dear - As Anna to the Queen of Carthage was- - Tranio, I burn, I pine, I perish, Tranio, - If I achieve not this young modest girl. - Counsel me, Tranio, for I know thou canst; - Assist me, Tranio, for I know thou wilt. - TRANIO. Master, it is no time to chide you now; - Affection is not rated from the heart; - If love have touch'd you, nought remains but so: - 'Redime te captum quam queas minimo.' - LUCENTIO. Gramercies, lad. Go forward; this contents; - The rest will comfort, for thy counsel's sound. - TRANIO. Master, you look'd so longly on the maid. - Perhaps you mark'd not what's the pith of all. - LUCENTIO. O, yes, I saw sweet beauty in her face, - Such as the daughter of Agenor had, - That made great Jove to humble him to her hand, - When with his knees he kiss'd the Cretan strand. - TRANIO. Saw you no more? Mark'd you not how her sister - Began to scold and raise up such a storm - That mortal ears might hardly endure the din? - LUCENTIO. Tranio, I saw her coral lips to move, - And with her breath she did perfume the air; - Sacred and sweet was all I saw in her. - TRANIO. Nay, then 'tis time to stir him from his trance. - I pray, awake, sir. If you love the maid, - Bend thoughts and wits to achieve her. Thus it stands: - Her elder sister is so curst and shrewd - That, till the father rid his hands of her, - Master, your love must live a maid at home; - And therefore has he closely mew'd her up, - Because she will not be annoy'd with suitors. - LUCENTIO. Ah, Tranio, what a cruel father's he! - But art thou not advis'd he took some care - To get her cunning schoolmasters to instruct her? - TRANIO. Ay, marry, am I, sir, and now 'tis plotted. - LUCENTIO. I have it, Tranio. - TRANIO. Master, for my hand, - Both our inventions meet and jump in one. - LUCENTIO. Tell me thine first. - TRANIO. You will be schoolmaster, - And undertake the teaching of the maid- - That's your device. - LUCENTIO. It is. May it be done? - TRANIO. Not possible; for who shall bear your part - And be in Padua here Vincentio's son; - Keep house and ply his book, welcome his friends, - Visit his countrymen, and banquet them? - LUCENTIO. Basta, content thee, for I have it full. - We have not yet been seen in any house, - Nor can we be distinguish'd by our faces - For man or master. Then it follows thus: - Thou shalt be master, Tranio, in my stead, - Keep house and port and servants, as I should; - I will some other be- some Florentine, - Some Neapolitan, or meaner man of Pisa. - 'Tis hatch'd, and shall be so. Tranio, at once - Uncase thee; take my colour'd hat and cloak. - When Biondello comes, he waits on thee; - But I will charm him first to keep his tongue. - TRANIO. So had you need. [They exchange habits] - In brief, sir, sith it your pleasure is, - And I am tied to be obedient- - For so your father charg'd me at our parting: - 'Be serviceable to my son' quoth he, - Although I think 'twas in another sense- - I am content to be Lucentio, - Because so well I love Lucentio. - LUCENTIO. Tranio, be so because Lucentio loves; - And let me be a slave t' achieve that maid - Whose sudden sight hath thrall'd my wounded eye. - - Enter BIONDELLO. - - Here comes the rogue. Sirrah, where have you been? - BIONDELLO. Where have I been! Nay, how now! where are you? - Master, has my fellow Tranio stol'n your clothes? - Or you stol'n his? or both? Pray, what's the news? - LUCENTIO. Sirrah, come hither; 'tis no time to jest, - And therefore frame your manners to the time. - Your fellow Tranio here, to save my life, - Puts my apparel and my count'nance on, - And I for my escape have put on his; - For in a quarrel since I came ashore - I kill'd a man, and fear I was descried. - Wait you on him, I charge you, as becomes, - While I make way from hence to save my life. - You understand me? - BIONDELLO. I, sir? Ne'er a whit. - LUCENTIO. And not a jot of Tranio in your mouth: - Tranio is chang'd into Lucentio. - BIONDELLO. The better for him; would I were so too! - TRANIO. So could I, faith, boy, to have the next wish after, - That Lucentio indeed had Baptista's youngest daughter. - But, sirrah, not for my sake but your master's, I advise - You use your manners discreetly in all kind of companies. - When I am alone, why, then I am Tranio; - But in all places else your master Lucentio. - LUCENTIO. Tranio, let's go. - One thing more rests, that thyself execute- - To make one among these wooers. If thou ask me why- - Sufficeth, my reasons are both good and weighty. Exeunt - - The Presenters above speak - - FIRST SERVANT. My lord, you nod; you do not mind the play. - SLY. Yes, by Saint Anne do I. A good matter, surely; comes there - any more of it? - PAGE. My lord, 'tis but begun. - SLY. 'Tis a very excellent piece of work, madam lady - Would 'twere done! [They sit and mark] - - - - -SCENE II. -Padua. Before HORTENSIO'S house - -Enter PETRUCHIO and his man GRUMIO - - PETRUCHIO. Verona, for a while I take my leave, - To see my friends in Padua; but of all - My best beloved and approved friend, - Hortensio; and I trow this is his house. - Here, sirrah Grumio, knock, I say. - GRUMIO. Knock, sir! Whom should I knock? - Is there any man has rebus'd your worship? - PETRUCHIO. Villain, I say, knock me here soundly. - GRUMIO. Knock you here, sir? Why, sir, what am I, sir, that I - should knock you here, sir? - PETRUCHIO. Villain, I say, knock me at this gate, - And rap me well, or I'll knock your knave's pate. - GRUMIO. My master is grown quarrelsome. I should knock you first, - And then I know after who comes by the worst. - PETRUCHIO. Will it not be? - Faith, sirrah, an you'll not knock I'll ring it; - I'll try how you can sol-fa, and sing it. - [He wrings him by the ears] - GRUMIO. Help, masters, help! My master is mad. - PETRUCHIO. Now knock when I bid you, sirrah villain! - - Enter HORTENSIO - - HORTENSIO. How now! what's the matter? My old friend Grumio and my - good friend Petruchio! How do you all at Verona? - PETRUCHIO. Signior Hortensio, come you to part the fray? - 'Con tutto il cuore ben trovato' may I say. - HORTENSIO. Alla nostra casa ben venuto, - Molto honorato signor mio Petruchio. - Rise, Grumio, rise; we will compound this quarrel. - GRUMIO. Nay, 'tis no matter, sir, what he 'leges in Latin. If this - be not a lawful cause for me to leave his service- look you, sir: - he bid me knock him and rap him soundly, sir. Well, was it fit - for a servant to use his master so; being, perhaps, for aught I - see, two and thirty, a pip out? - Whom would to God I had well knock'd at first, - Then had not Grumio come by the worst. - PETRUCHIO. A senseless villain! Good Hortensio, - I bade the rascal knock upon your gate, - And could not get him for my heart to do it. - GRUMIO. Knock at the gate? O heavens! Spake you not these words - plain: 'Sirrah knock me here, rap me here, knock me well, and - knock me soundly'? And come you now with 'knocking at the gate'? - PETRUCHIO. Sirrah, be gone, or talk not, I advise you. - HORTENSIO. Petruchio, patience; I am Grumio's pledge; - Why, this's a heavy chance 'twixt him and you, - Your ancient, trusty, pleasant servant Grumio. - And tell me now, sweet friend, what happy gale - Blows you to Padua here from old Verona? - PETRUCHIO. Such wind as scatters young men through the world - To seek their fortunes farther than at home, - Where small experience grows. But in a few, - Signior Hortensio, thus it stands with me: - Antonio, my father, is deceas'd, - And I have thrust myself into this maze, - Haply to wive and thrive as best I may; - Crowns in my purse I have, and goods at home, - And so am come abroad to see the world. - HORTENSIO. Petruchio, shall I then come roundly to thee - And wish thee to a shrewd ill-favour'd wife? - Thou'dst thank me but a little for my counsel, - And yet I'll promise thee she shall be rich, - And very rich; but th'art too much my friend, - And I'll not wish thee to her. - PETRUCHIO. Signior Hortensio, 'twixt such friends as we - Few words suffice; and therefore, if thou know - One rich enough to be Petruchio's wife, - As wealth is burden of my wooing dance, - Be she as foul as was Florentius' love, - As old as Sibyl, and as curst and shrewd - As Socrates' Xanthippe or a worse- - She moves me not, or not removes, at least, - Affection's edge in me, were she as rough - As are the swelling Adriatic seas. - I come to wive it wealthily in Padua; - If wealthily, then happily in Padua. - GRUMIO. Nay, look you, sir, he tells you flatly what his mind is. - Why, give him gold enough and marry him to a puppet or an - aglet-baby, or an old trot with ne'er a tooth in her head, though - she has as many diseases as two and fifty horses. Why, nothing - comes amiss, so money comes withal. - HORTENSIO. Petruchio, since we are stepp'd thus far in, - I will continue that I broach'd in jest. - I can, Petruchio, help thee to a wife - With wealth enough, and young and beauteous; - Brought up as best becomes a gentlewoman; - Her only fault, and that is faults enough, - Is- that she is intolerable curst, - And shrewd and froward so beyond all measure - That, were my state far worser than it is, - I would not wed her for a mine of gold. - PETRUCHIO. Hortensio, peace! thou know'st not gold's effect. - Tell me her father's name, and 'tis enough; - For I will board her though she chide as loud - As thunder when the clouds in autumn crack. - HORTENSIO. Her father is Baptista Minola, - An affable and courteous gentleman; - Her name is Katherina Minola, - Renown'd in Padua for her scolding tongue. - PETRUCHIO. I know her father, though I know not her; - And he knew my deceased father well. - I will not sleep, Hortensio, till I see her; - And therefore let me be thus bold with you - To give you over at this first encounter, - Unless you will accompany me thither. - GRUMIO. I pray you, sir, let him go while the humour lasts. O' my - word, and she knew him as well as I do, she would think scolding - would do little good upon him. She may perhaps call him half a - score knaves or so. Why, that's nothing; and he begin once, he'll - rail in his rope-tricks. I'll tell you what, sir: an she stand - him but a little, he will throw a figure in her face, and so - disfigure her with it that she shall have no more eyes to see - withal than a cat. You know him not, sir. - HORTENSIO. Tarry, Petruchio, I must go with thee, - For in Baptista's keep my treasure is. - He hath the jewel of my life in hold, - His youngest daughter, beautiful Bianca; - And her withholds from me, and other more, - Suitors to her and rivals in my love; - Supposing it a thing impossible- - For those defects I have before rehears'd- - That ever Katherina will be woo'd. - Therefore this order hath Baptista ta'en, - That none shall have access unto Bianca - Till Katherine the curst have got a husband. - GRUMIO. Katherine the curst! - A title for a maid of all titles the worst. - HORTENSIO. Now shall my friend Petruchio do me grace, - And offer me disguis'd in sober robes - To old Baptista as a schoolmaster - Well seen in music, to instruct Bianca; - That so I may by this device at least - Have leave and leisure to make love to her, - And unsuspected court her by herself. - - Enter GREMIO with LUCENTIO disguised as CAMBIO - - GRUMIO. Here's no knavery! See, to beguile the old folks, how the - young folks lay their heads together! Master, master, look about - you. Who goes there, ha? - HORTENSIO. Peace, Grumio! It is the rival of my love. Petruchio, - stand by awhile. - GRUMIO. A proper stripling, and an amorous! - [They stand aside] - GREMIO. O, very well; I have perus'd the note. - Hark you, sir; I'll have them very fairly bound- - All books of love, see that at any hand; - And see you read no other lectures to her. - You understand me- over and beside - Signior Baptista's liberality, - I'll mend it with a largess. Take your paper too, - And let me have them very well perfum'd; - For she is sweeter than perfume itself - To whom they go to. What will you read to her? - LUCENTIO. Whate'er I read to her, I'll plead for you - As for my patron, stand you so assur'd, - As firmly as yourself were still in place; - Yea, and perhaps with more successful words - Than you, unless you were a scholar, sir. - GREMIO. O this learning, what a thing it is! - GRUMIO. O this woodcock, what an ass it is! - PETRUCHIO. Peace, sirrah! - HORTENSIO. Grumio, mum! [Coming forward] - God save you, Signior Gremio! - GREMIO. And you are well met, Signior Hortensio. - Trow you whither I am going? To Baptista Minola. - I promis'd to enquire carefully - About a schoolmaster for the fair Bianca; - And by good fortune I have lighted well - On this young man; for learning and behaviour - Fit for her turn, well read in poetry - And other books- good ones, I warrant ye. - HORTENSIO. 'Tis well; and I have met a gentleman - Hath promis'd me to help me to another, - A fine musician to instruct our mistress; - So shall I no whit be behind in duty - To fair Bianca, so beloved of me. - GREMIO. Beloved of me- and that my deeds shall prove. - GRUMIO. And that his bags shall prove. - HORTENSIO. Gremio, 'tis now no time to vent our love. - Listen to me, and if you speak me fair - I'll tell you news indifferent good for either. - Here is a gentleman whom by chance I met, - Upon agreement from us to his liking, - Will undertake to woo curst Katherine; - Yea, and to marry her, if her dowry please. - GREMIO. So said, so done, is well. - Hortensio, have you told him all her faults? - PETRUCHIO. I know she is an irksome brawling scold; - If that be all, masters, I hear no harm. - GREMIO. No, say'st me so, friend? What countryman? - PETRUCHIO. Born in Verona, old Antonio's son. - My father dead, my fortune lives for me; - And I do hope good days and long to see. - GREMIO. O Sir, such a life with such a wife were strange! - But if you have a stomach, to't a God's name; - You shall have me assisting you in all. - But will you woo this wild-cat? - PETRUCHIO. Will I live? - GRUMIO. Will he woo her? Ay, or I'll hang her. - PETRUCHIO. Why came I hither but to that intent? - Think you a little din can daunt mine ears? - Have I not in my time heard lions roar? - Have I not heard the sea, puff'd up with winds, - Rage like an angry boar chafed with sweat? - Have I not heard great ordnance in the field, - And heaven's artillery thunder in the skies? - Have I not in a pitched battle heard - Loud 'larums, neighing steeds, and trumpets' clang? - And do you tell me of a woman's tongue, - That gives not half so great a blow to hear - As will a chestnut in a fariner's fire? - Tush! tush! fear boys with bugs. - GRUMIO. For he fears none. - GREMIO. Hortensio, hark: - This gentleman is happily arriv'd, - My mind presumes, for his own good and ours. - HORTENSIO. I promis'd we would be contributors - And bear his charge of wooing, whatsoe'er. - GREMIO. And so we will- provided that he win her. - GRUMIO. I would I were as sure of a good dinner. - - Enter TRANIO, bravely apparelled as LUCENTIO, and BIONDELLO - - TRANIO. Gentlemen, God save you! If I may be bold, - Tell me, I beseech you, which is the readiest way - To the house of Signior Baptista Minola? - BIONDELLO. He that has the two fair daughters; is't he you mean? - TRANIO. Even he, Biondello. - GREMIO. Hark you, sir, you mean not her to- - TRANIO. Perhaps him and her, sir; what have you to do? - PETRUCHIO. Not her that chides, sir, at any hand, I pray. - TRANIO. I love no chiders, sir. Biondello, let's away. - LUCENTIO. [Aside] Well begun, Tranio. - HORTENSIO. Sir, a word ere you go. - Are you a suitor to the maid you talk of, yea or no? - TRANIO. And if I be, sir, is it any offence? - GREMIO. No; if without more words you will get you hence. - TRANIO. Why, sir, I pray, are not the streets as free - For me as for you? - GREMIO. But so is not she. - - TRANIO. For what reason, I beseech you? - GREMIO. For this reason, if you'll know, - That she's the choice love of Signior Gremio. - HORTENSIO. That she's the chosen of Signior Hortensio. - TRANIO. Softly, my masters! If you be gentlemen, - Do me this right- hear me with patience. - Baptista is a noble gentleman, - To whom my father is not all unknown, - And, were his daughter fairer than she is, - She may more suitors have, and me for one. - Fair Leda's daughter had a thousand wooers; - Then well one more may fair Bianca have; - And so she shall: Lucentio shall make one, - Though Paris came in hope to speed alone. - GREMIO. What, this gentleman will out-talk us all! - LUCENTIO. Sir, give him head; I know he'll prove a jade. - PETRUCHIO. Hortensio, to what end are all these words? - HORTENSIO. Sir, let me be so bold as ask you, - Did you yet ever see Baptista's daughter? - TRANIO. No, sir, but hear I do that he hath two: - The one as famous for a scolding tongue - As is the other for beauteous modesty. - PETRUCHIO. Sir, sir, the first's for me; let her go by. - GREMIO. Yea, leave that labour to great Hercules, - And let it be more than Alcides' twelve. - PETRUCHIO. Sir, understand you this of me, in sooth: - The youngest daughter, whom you hearken for, - Her father keeps from all access of suitors, - And will not promise her to any man - Until the elder sister first be wed. - The younger then is free, and not before. - TRANIO. If it be so, sir, that you are the man - Must stead us all, and me amongst the rest; - And if you break the ice, and do this feat, - Achieve the elder, set the younger free - For our access- whose hap shall be to have her - Will not so graceless be to be ingrate. - HORTENSIO. Sir, you say well, and well you do conceive; - And since you do profess to be a suitor, - You must, as we do, gratify this gentleman, - To whom we all rest generally beholding. - TRANIO. Sir, I shall not be slack; in sign whereof, - Please ye we may contrive this afternoon, - And quaff carouses to our mistress' health; - And do as adversaries do in law- - Strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends. - GRUMIO, BIONDELLO. O excellent motion! Fellows, let's be gone. - HORTENSIO. The motion's good indeed, and be it so. - Petruchio, I shall be your ben venuto. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT Il. SCENE I. -Padua. BAPTISTA'S house - -Enter KATHERINA and BIANCA - - BIANCA. Good sister, wrong me not, nor wrong yourself, - To make a bondmaid and a slave of me- - That I disdain; but for these other gawds, - Unbind my hands, I'll pull them off myself, - Yea, all my raiment, to my petticoat; - Or what you will command me will I do, - So well I know my duty to my elders. - KATHERINA. Of all thy suitors here I charge thee tell - Whom thou lov'st best. See thou dissemble not. - BIANCA. Believe me, sister, of all the men alive - I never yet beheld that special face - Which I could fancy more than any other. - KATHERINA. Minion, thou liest. Is't not Hortensio? - BIANCA. If you affect him, sister, here I swear - I'll plead for you myself but you shall have him. - KATHERINA. O then, belike, you fancy riches more: - You will have Gremio to keep you fair. - BIANCA. Is it for him you do envy me so? - Nay, then you jest; and now I well perceive - You have but jested with me all this while. - I prithee, sister Kate, untie my hands. - KATHERINA. [Strikes her] If that be jest, then an the rest was so. - - Enter BAPTISTA - - BAPTISTA. Why, how now, dame! Whence grows this insolence? - Bianca, stand aside- poor girl! she weeps. - [He unbinds her] - Go ply thy needle; meddle not with her. - For shame, thou hilding of a devilish spirit, - Why dost thou wrong her that did ne'er wrong thee? - When did she cross thee with a bitter word? - KATHERINA. Her silence flouts me, and I'll be reveng'd. - [Flies after BIANCA] - BAPTISTA. What, in my sight? Bianca, get thee in. - Exit BIANCA - KATHERINA. What, will you not suffer me? Nay, now I see - She is your treasure, she must have a husband; - I must dance bare-foot on her wedding-day, - And for your love to her lead apes in hell. - Talk not to me; I will go sit and weep, - Till I can find occasion of revenge. Exit KATHERINA - BAPTISTA. Was ever gentleman thus griev'd as I? - But who comes here? - - Enter GREMIO, with LUCENTIO in the habit of a mean man; - PETRUCHIO, with HORTENSIO as a musician; and TRANIO, - as LUCENTIO, with his boy, BIONDELLO, bearing a lute and books - - GREMIO. Good morrow, neighbour Baptista. - BAPTISTA. Good morrow, neighbour Gremio. - God save you, gentlemen! - PETRUCHIO. And you, good sir! Pray, have you not a daughter - Call'd Katherina, fair and virtuous? - BAPTISTA. I have a daughter, sir, call'd Katherina. - GREMIO. You are too blunt; go to it orderly. - PETRUCHIO. You wrong me, Signior Gremio; give me leave. - I am a gentleman of Verona, sir, - That, hearing of her beauty and her wit, - Her affability and bashful modesty, - Her wondrous qualities and mild behaviour, - Am bold to show myself a forward guest - Within your house, to make mine eye the witness - Of that report which I so oft have heard. - And, for an entrance to my entertainment, - I do present you with a man of mine, - [Presenting HORTENSIO] - Cunning in music and the mathematics, - To instruct her fully in those sciences, - Whereof I know she is not ignorant. - Accept of him, or else you do me wrong- - His name is Licio, born in Mantua. - BAPTISTA. Y'are welcome, sir, and he for your good sake; - But for my daughter Katherine, this I know, - She is not for your turn, the more my grief. - PETRUCHIO. I see you do not mean to part with her; - Or else you like not of my company. - BAPTISTA. Mistake me not; I speak but as I find. - Whence are you, sir? What may I call your name? - PETRUCHIO. Petruchio is my name, Antonio's son, - A man well known throughout all Italy. - BAPTISTA. I know him well; you are welcome for his sake. - GREMIO. Saving your tale, Petruchio, I pray, - Let us that are poor petitioners speak too. - Bacare! you are marvellous forward. - PETRUCHIO. O, pardon me, Signior Gremio! I would fain be doing. - GREMIO. I doubt it not, sir; but you will curse your wooing. - Neighbour, this is a gift very grateful, I am sure of it. To - express the like kindness, myself, that have been more kindly - beholding to you than any, freely give unto you this young - scholar [Presenting LUCENTIO] that hath been long studying at - Rheims; as cunning in Greek, Latin, and other languages, as the - other in music and mathematics. His name is Cambio. Pray accept - his service. - BAPTISTA. A thousand thanks, Signior Gremio. Welcome, good Cambio. - [To TRANIO] But, gentle sir, methinks you walk like a stranger. - May I be so bold to know the cause of your coming? - TRANIO. Pardon me, sir, the boldness is mine own - That, being a stranger in this city here, - Do make myself a suitor to your daughter, - Unto Bianca, fair and virtuous. - Nor is your firm resolve unknown to me - In the preferment of the eldest sister. - This liberty is all that I request- - That, upon knowledge of my parentage, - I may have welcome 'mongst the rest that woo, - And free access and favour as the rest. - And toward the education of your daughters - I here bestow a simple instrument, - And this small packet of Greek and Latin books. - If you accept them, then their worth is great. - BAPTISTA. Lucentio is your name? Of whence, I pray? - TRANIO. Of Pisa, sir; son to Vincentio. - BAPTISTA. A mighty man of Pisa. By report - I know him well. You are very welcome, sir. - Take you the lute, and you the set of books; - You shall go see your pupils presently. - Holla, within! - - Enter a SERVANT - - Sirrah, lead these gentlemen - To my daughters; and tell them both - These are their tutors. Bid them use them well. - - Exit SERVANT leading HORTENSIO carrying the lute - and LUCENTIO with the books - - We will go walk a little in the orchard, - And then to dinner. You are passing welcome, - And so I pray you all to think yourselves. - PETRUCHIO. Signior Baptista, my business asketh haste, - And every day I cannot come to woo. - You knew my father well, and in him me, - Left solely heir to all his lands and goods, - Which I have bettered rather than decreas'd. - Then tell me, if I get your daughter's love, - What dowry shall I have with her to wife? - BAPTISTA. After my death, the one half of my lands - And, in possession, twenty thousand crowns. - PETRUCHIO. And for that dowry, I'll assure her of - Her widowhood, be it that she survive me, - In all my lands and leases whatsoever. - Let specialities be therefore drawn between us, - That covenants may be kept on either hand. - BAPTISTA. Ay, when the special thing is well obtain'd, - That is, her love; for that is all in all. - PETRUCHIO. Why, that is nothing; for I tell you, father, - I am as peremptory as she proud-minded; - And where two raging fires meet together, - They do consume the thing that feeds their fury. - Though little fire grows great with little wind, - Yet extreme gusts will blow out fire and all. - So I to her, and so she yields to me; - For I am rough, and woo not like a babe. - BAPTISTA. Well mayst thou woo, and happy be thy speed - But be thou arm'd for some unhappy words. - PETRUCHIO. Ay, to the proof, as mountains are for winds, - That shake not though they blow perpetually. - - Re-enter HORTENSIO, with his head broke - - BAPTISTA. How now, my friend! Why dost thou look so pale? - HORTENSIO. For fear, I promise you, if I look pale. - BAPTISTA. What, will my daughter prove a good musician? - HORTENSIO. I think she'll sooner prove a soldier: - Iron may hold with her, but never lutes. - BAPTISTA. Why, then thou canst not break her to the lute? - HORTENSIO. Why, no; for she hath broke the lute to me. - I did but tell her she mistook her frets, - And bow'd her hand to teach her fingering, - When, with a most impatient devilish spirit, - 'Frets, call you these?' quoth she 'I'll fume with them.' - And with that word she struck me on the head, - And through the instrument my pate made way; - And there I stood amazed for a while, - As on a pillory, looking through the lute, - While she did call me rascal fiddler - And twangling Jack, with twenty such vile terms, - As she had studied to misuse me so. - PETRUCHIO. Now, by the world, it is a lusty wench; - I love her ten times more than e'er I did. - O, how I long to have some chat with her! - BAPTISTA. Well, go with me, and be not so discomfited; - Proceed in practice with my younger daughter; - She's apt to learn, and thankful for good turns. - Signior Petruchio, will you go with us, - Or shall I send my daughter Kate to you? - PETRUCHIO. I pray you do. Exeunt all but PETRUCHIO - I'll attend her here, - And woo her with some spirit when she comes. - Say that she rail; why, then I'll tell her plain - She sings as sweetly as a nightingale. - Say that she frown; I'll say she looks as clear - As morning roses newly wash'd with dew. - Say she be mute, and will not speak a word; - Then I'll commend her volubility, - And say she uttereth piercing eloquence. - If she do bid me pack, I'll give her thanks, - As though she bid me stay by her a week; - If she deny to wed, I'll crave the day - When I shall ask the banns, and when be married. - But here she comes; :Lnd.now, Petruchio, speak. - - Enter KATHERINA - - Good morrow, Kate- for that's your name, I hear. - KATHERINA. Well have you heard, but something hard of hearing: - They call me Katherine that do talk of me. - PETRUCHIO. You lie, in faith, for you are call'd plain Kate, - And bonny Kate, and sometimes Kate the curst; - But, Kate, the prettiest Kate in Christendom, - Kate of Kate Hall, my super-dainty Kate, - For dainties are all Kates, and therefore, Kate, - Take this of me, Kate of my consolation- - Hearing thy mildness prais'd in every town, - Thy virtues spoke of, and thy beauty sounded, - Yet not so deeply as to thee belongs, - Myself am mov'd to woo thee for my wife. - KATHERINA. Mov'd! in good time! Let him that mov'd you hither - Remove you hence. I knew you at the first - You were a moveable. - PETRUCHIO. Why, what's a moveable? - KATHERINA. A join'd-stool. - PETRUCHIO. Thou hast hit it. Come, sit on me. - KATHERINA. Asses are made to bear, and so are you. - PETRUCHIO. Women are made to bear, and so are you. - KATHERINA. No such jade as you, if me you mean. - PETRUCHIO. Alas, good Kate, I will not burden thee! - For, knowing thee to be but young and light- - KATHERINA. Too light for such a swain as you to catch; - And yet as heavy as my weight should be. - PETRUCHIO. Should be! should- buzz! - KATHERINA. Well ta'en, and like a buzzard. - PETRUCHIO. O, slow-wing'd turtle, shall a buzzard take thee? - KATHERINA. Ay, for a turtle, as he takes a buzzard. - PETRUCHIO. Come, come, you wasp; i' faith, you are too angry. - KATHERINA. If I be waspish, best beware my sting. - PETRUCHIO. My remedy is then to pluck it out. - KATHERINA. Ay, if the fool could find it where it lies. - PETRUCHIO. Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting? - In his tail. - KATHERINA. In his tongue. - PETRUCHIO. Whose tongue? - KATHERINA. Yours, if you talk of tales; and so farewell. - PETRUCHIO. What, with my tongue in your tail? Nay, come again, - Good Kate; I am a gentleman. - KATHERINA. That I'll try. [She strikes him] - PETRUCHIO. I swear I'll cuff you, if you strike again. - KATHERINA. So may you lose your arms. - If you strike me, you are no gentleman; - And if no gentleman, why then no arms. - PETRUCHIO. A herald, Kate? O, put me in thy books! - KATHERINA. What is your crest- a coxcomb? - PETRUCHIO. A combless cock, so Kate will be my hen. - KATHERINA. No cock of mine: you crow too like a craven. - PETRUCHIO. Nay, come, Kate, come; you must not look so sour. - KATHERINA. It is my fashion, when I see a crab. - PETRUCHIO. Why, here's no crab; and therefore look not sour. - KATHERINA. There is, there is. - PETRUCHIO. Then show it me. - KATHERINA. Had I a glass I would. - PETRUCHIO. What, you mean my face? - KATHERINA. Well aim'd of such a young one. - PETRUCHIO. Now, by Saint George, I am too young for you. - KATHERINA. Yet you are wither'd. - PETRUCHIO. 'Tis with cares. - KATHERINA. I care not. - PETRUCHIO. Nay, hear you, Kate- in sooth, you scape not so. - KATHERINA. I chafe you, if I tarry; let me go. - PETRUCHIO. No, not a whit; I find you passing gentle. - 'Twas told me you were rough, and coy, and sullen, - And now I find report a very liar; - For thou art pleasant, gamesome, passing courteous, - But slow in speech, yet sweet as springtime flowers. - Thou canst not frown, thou canst not look askance, - Nor bite the lip, as angry wenches will, - Nor hast thou pleasure to be cross in talk; - But thou with mildness entertain'st thy wooers; - With gentle conference, soft and affable. - Why does the world report that Kate doth limp? - O sland'rous world! Kate like the hazel-twig - Is straight and slender, and as brown in hue - As hazel-nuts, and sweeter than the kernels. - O, let me see thee walk. Thou dost not halt. - KATHERINA. Go, fool, and whom thou keep'st command. - PETRUCHIO. Did ever Dian so become a grove - As Kate this chamber with her princely gait? - O, be thou Dian, and let her be Kate; - And then let Kate be chaste, and Dian sportful! - KATHERINA. Where did you study all this goodly speech? - PETRUCHIO. It is extempore, from my mother wit. - KATHERINA. A witty mother! witless else her son. - PETRUCHIO. Am I not wise? - KATHERINA. Yes, keep you warm. - PETRUCHIO. Marry, so I mean, sweet Katherine, in thy bed. - And therefore, setting all this chat aside, - Thus in plain terms: your father hath consented - That you shall be my wife your dowry greed on; - And will you, nill you, I will marry you. - Now, Kate, I am a husband for your turn; - For, by this light, whereby I see thy beauty, - Thy beauty that doth make me like thee well, - Thou must be married to no man but me; - For I am he am born to tame you, Kate, - And bring you from a wild Kate to a Kate - Conformable as other household Kates. - - Re-enter BAPTISTA, GREMIO, and TRANIO - - Here comes your father. Never make denial; - I must and will have Katherine to my wife. - BAPTISTA. Now, Signior Petruchio, how speed you with my daughter? - PETRUCHIO. How but well, sir? how but well? - It were impossible I should speed amiss. - BAPTISTA. Why, how now, daughter Katherine, in your dumps? - KATHERINA. Call you me daughter? Now I promise you - You have show'd a tender fatherly regard - To wish me wed to one half lunatic, - A mad-cap ruffian and a swearing Jack, - That thinks with oaths to face the matter out. - PETRUCHIO. Father, 'tis thus: yourself and all the world - That talk'd of her have talk'd amiss of her. - If she be curst, it is for policy, - For,she's not froward, but modest as the dove; - She is not hot, but temperate as the morn; - For patience she will prove a second Grissel, - And Roman Lucrece for her chastity. - And, to conclude, we have 'greed so well together - That upon Sunday is the wedding-day. - KATHERINA. I'll see thee hang'd on Sunday first. - GREMIO. Hark, Petruchio; she says she'll see thee hang'd first. - TRANIO. Is this your speeding? Nay, then good-night our part! - PETRUCHIO. Be patient, gentlemen. I choose her for myself; - If she and I be pleas'd, what's that to you? - 'Tis bargain'd 'twixt us twain, being alone, - That she shall still be curst in company. - I tell you 'tis incredible to believe. - How much she loves me- O, the kindest Kate! - She hung about my neck, and kiss on kiss - She vied so fast, protesting oath on oath, - That in a twink she won me to her love. - O, you are novices! 'Tis a world to see, - How tame, when men and women are alone, - A meacock wretch can make the curstest shrew. - Give me thy hand, Kate; I will unto Venice, - To buy apparel 'gainst the wedding-day. - Provide the feast, father, and bid the guests; - I will be sure my Katherine shall be fine. - BAPTISTA. I know not what to say; but give me your hands. - God send you joy, Petruchio! 'Tis a match. - GREMIO, TRANIO. Amen, say we; we will be witnesses. - PETRUCHIO. Father, and wife, and gentlemen, adieu. - I will to Venice; Sunday comes apace; - We will have rings and things, and fine array; - And kiss me, Kate; we will be married a Sunday. - Exeunt PETRUCHIO and KATHERINA severally - GREMIO. Was ever match clapp'd up so suddenly? - BAPTISTA. Faith, gentlemen, now I play a merchant's part, - And venture madly on a desperate mart. - TRANIO. 'Twas a commodity lay fretting by you; - 'Twill bring you gain, or perish on the seas. - BAPTISTA. The gain I seek is quiet in the match. - GREMIO. No doubt but he hath got a quiet catch. - But now, Baptista, to your younger daughter: - Now is the day we long have looked for; - I am your neighbour, and was suitor first. - TRANIO. And I am one that love Bianca more - Than words can witness or your thoughts can guess. - GREMIO. Youngling, thou canst not love so dear as I. - TRANIO. Greybeard, thy love doth freeze. - GREMIO. But thine doth fry. - Skipper, stand back; 'tis age that nourisheth. - TRANIO. But youth in ladies' eyes that flourisheth. - BAPTISTA. Content you, gentlemen; I will compound this strife. - 'Tis deeds must win the prize, and he of both - That can assure my daughter greatest dower - Shall have my Bianca's love. - Say, Signior Gremio, what can you assure her? - GREMIO. First, as you know, my house within the city - Is richly furnished with plate and gold, - Basins and ewers to lave her dainty hands; - My hangings all of Tyrian tapestry; - In ivory coffers I have stuff'd my crowns; - In cypress chests my arras counterpoints, - Costly apparel, tents, and canopies, - Fine linen, Turkey cushions boss'd with pearl, - Valance of Venice gold in needle-work; - Pewter and brass, and all things that belongs - To house or housekeeping. Then at my farm - I have a hundred milch-kine to the pail, - Six score fat oxen standing in my stalls, - And all things answerable to this portion. - Myself am struck in years, I must confess; - And if I die to-morrow this is hers, - If whilst I live she will be only mine. - TRANIO. That 'only' came well in. Sir, list to me: - I am my father's heir and only son; - If I may have your daughter to my wife, - I'll leave her houses three or four as good - Within rich Pisa's walls as any one - Old Signior Gremio has in Padua; - Besides two thousand ducats by the year - Of fruitful land, all which shall be her jointure. - What, have I pinch'd you, Signior Gremio? - GREMIO. Two thousand ducats by the year of land! - [Aside] My land amounts not to so much in all.- - That she shall have, besides an argosy - That now is lying in Marseilles road. - What, have I chok'd you with an argosy? - TRANIO. Gremio, 'tis known my father hath no less - Than three great argosies, besides two galliasses, - And twelve tight galleys. These I will assure her, - And twice as much whate'er thou off'rest next. - GREMIO. Nay, I have off'red all; I have no more; - And she can have no more than all I have; - If you like me, she shall have me and mine. - TRANIO. Why, then the maid is mine from all the world - By your firm promise; Gremio is out-vied. - BAPTISTA. I must confess your offer is the best; - And let your father make her the assurance, - She is your own. Else, you must pardon me; - If you should die before him, where's her dower? - TRANIO. That's but a cavil; he is old, I young. - GREMIO. And may not young men die as well as old? - BAPTISTA. Well, gentlemen, - I am thus resolv'd: on Sunday next you know - My daughter Katherine is to be married; - Now, on the Sunday following shall Bianca - Be bride to you, if you make this assurance; - If not, to Signior Gremio. - And so I take my leave, and thank you both. - GREMIO. Adieu, good neighbour. Exit BAPTISTA - Now, I fear thee not. - Sirrah young gamester, your father were a fool - To give thee all, and in his waning age - Set foot under thy table. Tut, a toy! - An old Italian fox is not so kind, my boy. Exit - TRANIO. A vengeance on your crafty withered hide! - Yet I have fac'd it with a card of ten. - 'Tis in my head to do my master good: - I see no reason but suppos'd Lucentio - Must get a father, call'd suppos'd Vincentio; - And that's a wonder- fathers commonly - Do get their children; but in this case of wooing - A child shall get a sire, if I fail not of my cunning. - Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -Padua. BAPTISTA'S house - -Enter LUCENTIO as CAMBIO, HORTENSIO as LICIO, and BIANCA - - LUCENTIO. Fiddler, forbear; you grow too forward, sir. - Have you so soon forgot the entertainment - Her sister Katherine welcome'd you withal? - HORTENSIO. But, wrangling pedant, this is - The patroness of heavenly harmony. - Then give me leave to have prerogative; - And when in music we have spent an hour, - Your lecture shall have leisure for as much. - LUCENTIO. Preposterous ass, that never read so far - To know the cause why music was ordain'd! - Was it not to refresh the mind of man - After his studies or his usual pain? - Then give me leave to read philosophy, - And while I pause serve in your harmony. - HORTENSIO. Sirrah, I will not bear these braves of thine. - BIANCA. Why, gentlemen, you do me double wrong - To strive for that which resteth in my choice. - I arn no breeching scholar in the schools, - I'll not be tied to hours nor 'pointed times, - But learn my lessons as I please myself. - And to cut off all strife: here sit we down; - Take you your instrument, play you the whiles! - His lecture will be done ere you have tun'd. - HORTENSIO. You'll leave his lecture when I am in tune? - LUCENTIO. That will be never- tune your instrument. - BIANCA. Where left we last? - LUCENTIO. Here, madam: - 'Hic ibat Simois, hic est Sigeia tellus, - Hic steterat Priami regia celsa senis.' - BIANCA. Construe them. - LUCENTIO. 'Hic ibat' as I told you before- 'Simois' I am Lucentio- - 'hic est' son unto Vincentio of Pisa- 'Sigeia tellus' disguised - thus to get your love- 'Hic steterat' and that Lucentio that - comes a-wooing- 'Priami' is my man Tranio- 'regia' bearing my - port- 'celsa senis' that we might beguile the old pantaloon. - HORTENSIO. Madam, my instrument's in tune. - BIANCA. Let's hear. O fie! the treble jars. - LUCENTIO. Spit in the hole, man, and tune again. - BIANCA. Now let me see if I can construe it: 'Hic ibat Simois' I - know you not- 'hic est Sigeia tellus' I trust you not- 'Hic - steterat Priami' take heed he hear us not- 'regia' presume not- - 'celsa senis' despair not. - HORTENSIO. Madam, 'tis now in tune. - LUCENTIO. All but the bass. - HORTENSIO. The bass is right; 'tis the base knave that jars. - [Aside] How fiery and forward our pedant is! - Now, for my life, the knave doth court my love. - Pedascule, I'll watch you better yet. - BIANCA. In time I may believe, yet I mistrust. - LUCENTIO. Mistrust it not- for sure, AEacides - Was Ajax, call'd so from his grandfather. - BIANCA. I must believe my master; else, I promise you, - I should be arguing still upon that doubt; - But let it rest. Now, Licio, to you. - Good master, take it not unkindly, pray, - That I have been thus pleasant with you both. - HORTENSIO. [To LUCENTIO] You may go walk and give me leave - awhile; - My lessons make no music in three Parts. - LUCENTIO. Are you so formal, sir? Well, I must wait, - [Aside] And watch withal; for, but I be deceiv'd, - Our fine musician groweth amorous. - HORTENSIO. Madam, before you touch the instrument - To learn the order of my fingering, - I must begin with rudiments of art, - To teach you gamut in a briefer sort, - More pleasant, pithy, and effectual, - Than hath been taught by any of my trade; - And there it is in writing fairly drawn. - BIANCA. Why, I am past my gamut long ago. - HORTENSIO. Yet read the gamut of Hortensio. - BIANCA. [Reads] - '"Gamut" I am, the ground of all accord- - "A re" to plead Hortensio's passion- - "B mi" Bianca, take him for thy lord- - "C fa ut" that loves with all affection- - "D sol re" one clef, two notes have I- - "E la mi" show pity or I die.' - Call you this gamut? Tut, I like it not! - Old fashions please me best; I am not so nice - To change true rules for odd inventions. - - Enter a SERVANT - - SERVANT. Mistress, your father prays you leave your books - And help to dress your sister's chamber up. - You know to-morrow is the wedding-day. - BIANCA. Farewell, sweet masters, both; I must be gone. - Exeunt BIANCA and SERVANT - LUCENTIO. Faith, mistress, then I have no cause to stay. - Exit - HORTENSIO. But I have cause to pry into this pedant; - Methinks he looks as though he were in love. - Yet if thy thoughts, Bianca, be so humble - To cast thy wand'ring eyes on every stale- - Seize thee that list. If once I find thee ranging, - HORTENSIO will be quit with thee by changing. Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -Padua. Before BAPTISTA'So house - -Enter BAPTISTA, GREMIO, TRANIO as LUCENTIO, KATHERINA, BIANCA, -LUCENTIO as CAMBIO, and ATTENDANTS - - BAPTISTA. [To TRANIO] Signior Lucentio, this is the 'pointed day - That Katherine and Petruchio should be married, - And yet we hear not of our son-in-law. - What will be said? What mockery will it be - To want the bridegroom when the priest attends - To speak the ceremonial rites of marriage! - What says Lucentio to this shame of ours? - KATHERINA. No shame but mine; I must, forsooth, be forc'd - To give my hand, oppos'd against my heart, - Unto a mad-brain rudesby, full of spleen, - Who woo'd in haste and means to wed at leisure. - I told you, I, he was a frantic fool, - Hiding his bitter jests in blunt behaviour; - And, to be noted for a merry man, - He'll woo a thousand, 'point the day of marriage, - Make friends invited, and proclaim the banns; - Yet never means to wed where he hath woo'd. - Now must the world point at poor Katherine, - And say 'Lo, there is mad Petruchio's wife, - If it would please him come and marry her!' - TRANIO. Patience, good Katherine, and Baptista too. - Upon my life, Petruchio means but well, - Whatever fortune stays him from his word. - Though he be blunt, I know him passing wise; - Though he be merry, yet withal he's honest. - KATHERINA. Would Katherine had never seen him though! - Exit, weeping, followed by BIANCA and others - BAPTISTA. Go, girl, I cannot blame thee now to weep, - For such an injury would vex a very saint; - Much more a shrew of thy impatient humour. - - Enter BIONDELLO - - Master, master! News, and such old news as you never heard of! - BAPTISTA. Is it new and old too? How may that be? - BIONDELLO. Why, is it not news to hear of Petruchio's coming? - BAPTISTA. Is he come? - BIONDELLO. Why, no, sir. - BAPTISTA. What then? - BIONDELLO. He is coming. - BAPTISTA. When will he be here? - BIONDELLO. When he stands where I am and sees you there. - TRANIO. But, say, what to thine old news? - BIONDELLO. Why, Petruchio is coming- in a new hat and an old - jerkin; a pair of old breeches thrice turn'd; a pair of boots - that have been candle-cases, one buckled, another lac'd; an old - rusty sword ta'en out of the town armoury, with a broken hilt, - and chapeless; with two broken points; his horse hipp'd, with an - old motley saddle and stirrups of no kindred; besides, possess'd - with the glanders and like to mose in the chine, troubled with - the lampass, infected with the fashions, full of windgalls, sped - with spavins, rayed with the yellows, past cure of the fives, - stark spoil'd with the staggers, begnawn with the bots, sway'd in - the back and shoulder-shotten, near-legg'd before, and with a - half-cheek'd bit, and a head-stall of sheep's leather which, - being restrained to keep him from stumbling, hath been often - burst, and now repaired with knots; one girth six times piec'd, - and a woman's crupper of velure, which hath two letters for her - name fairly set down in studs, and here and there piec'd with - pack-thread. - BAPTISTA. Who comes with him? - BIONDELLO. O, sir, his lackey, for all the world caparison'd like - the horse- with a linen stock on one leg and a kersey boot-hose - on the other, gart'red with a red and blue list; an old hat, and - the humour of forty fancies prick'd in't for a feather; a - monster, a very monster in apparel, and not like a Christian - footboy or a gentleman's lackey. - TRANIO. 'Tis some odd humour pricks him to this fashion; - Yet oftentimes lie goes but mean-apparell'd. - BAPTISTA. I am glad he's come, howsoe'er he comes. - BIONDELLO. Why, sir, he comes not. - BAPTISTA. Didst thou not say he comes? - BIONDELLO. Who? that Petruchio came? - BAPTISTA. Ay, that Petruchio came. - BIONDELLO. No, sir; I say his horse comes with him on his back. - BAPTISTA. Why, that's all one. - BIONDELLO. Nay, by Saint Jamy, - I hold you a penny, - A horse and a man - Is more than one, - And yet not many. - - Enter PETRUCHIO and GRUMIO - - PETRUCHIO. Come, where be these gallants? Who's at home? - BAPTISTA. You are welcome, sir. - PETRUCHIO. And yet I come not well. - BAPTISTA. And yet you halt not. - TRANIO. Not so well apparell'd - As I wish you were. - PETRUCHIO. Were it better, I should rush in thus. - But where is Kate? Where is my lovely bride? - How does my father? Gentles, methinks you frown; - And wherefore gaze this goodly company - As if they saw some wondrous monument, - Some comet or unusual prodigy? - BAPTISTA. Why, sir, you know this is your wedding-day. - First were we sad, fearing you would not come; - Now sadder, that you come so unprovided. - Fie, doff this habit, shame to your estate, - An eye-sore to our solemn festival! - TRANIO. And tell us what occasion of import - Hath all so long detain'd you from your wife, - And sent you hither so unlike yourself? - PETRUCHIO. Tedious it were to tell, and harsh to hear; - Sufficeth I am come to keep my word, - Though in some part enforced to digress, - Which at more leisure I will so excuse - As you shall well be satisfied withal. - But where is Kate? I stay too long from her; - The morning wears, 'tis time we were at church. - TRANIO. See not your bride in these unreverent robes; - Go to my chamber, put on clothes of mine. - PETRUCHIO. Not I, believe me; thus I'll visit her. - BAPTISTA. But thus, I trust, you will not marry her. - PETRUCHIO. Good sooth, even thus; therefore ha' done with words; - To me she's married, not unto my clothes. - Could I repair what she will wear in me - As I can change these poor accoutrements, - 'Twere well for Kate and better for myself. - But what a fool am I to chat with you, - When I should bid good-morrow to my bride - And seal the title with a lovely kiss! - Exeunt PETRUCHIO and PETRUCHIO - TRANIO. He hath some meaning in his mad attire. - We will persuade him, be it possible, - To put on better ere he go to church. - BAPTISTA. I'll after him and see the event of this. - Exeunt BAPTISTA, GREMIO, BIONDELLO, and ATTENDENTS - TRANIO. But to her love concerneth us to ad - Her father's liking; which to bring to pass, - As I before imparted to your worship, - I am to get a man- whate'er he be - It skills not much; we'll fit him to our turn- - And he shall be Vincentio of Pisa, - And make assurance here in Padua - Of greater sums than I have promised. - So shall you quietly enjoy your hope - And marry sweet Bianca with consent. - LUCENTIO. Were it not that my fellow schoolmaster - Doth watch Bianca's steps so narrowly, - 'Twere good, methinks, to steal our marriage; - Which once perform'd, let all the world say no, - I'll keep mine own despite of all the world. - TRANIO. That by degrees we mean to look into - And watch our vantage in this business; - We'll over-reach the greybeard, Gremio, - The narrow-prying father, Minola, - The quaint musician, amorous Licio- - All for my master's sake, Lucentio. - - Re-enter GREMIO - - Signior Gremio, came you from the church? - GREMIO. As willingly as e'er I came from school. - TRANIO. And is the bride and bridegroom coming home? - GREMIO. A bridegroom, say you? 'Tis a groom indeed, - A grumbling groom, and that the girl shall find. - TRANIO. Curster than she? Why, 'tis impossible. - GREMIO. Why, he's a devil, a devil, a very fiend. - TRANIO. Why, she's a devil, a devil, the devil's dam. - GREMIO. Tut, she's a lamb, a dove, a fool, to him! - I'll tell you, Sir Lucentio: when the priest - Should ask if Katherine should be his wife, - 'Ay, by gogs-wouns' quoth he, and swore so loud - That, all amaz'd, the priest let fall the book; - And as he stoop'd again to take it up, - This mad-brain'd bridegroom took him such a cuff - That down fell priest and book, and book and priest. - 'Now take them up,' quoth he 'if any list.' - TRANIO. What said the wench, when he rose again? - GREMIO. Trembled and shook, for why he stamp'd and swore - As if the vicar meant to cozen him. - But after many ceremonies done - He calls for wine: 'A health!' quoth he, as if - He had been abroad, carousing to his mates - After a storm; quaff'd off the muscadel, - And threw the sops all in the sexton's face, - Having no other reason - But that his beard grew thin and hungerly - And seem'd to ask him sops as he was drinking. - This done, he took the bride about the neck, - And kiss'd her lips with such a clamorous smack - That at the parting all the church did echo. - And I, seeing this, came thence for very shame; - And after me, I know, the rout is coming. - Such a mad marriage never was before. - Hark, hark! I hear the minstrels play. [Music plays] - - Enter PETRUCHIO, KATHERINA, BIANCA, BAPTISTA, HORTENSIO, - GRUMIO, and train - - PETRUCHIO. Gentlemen and friends, I thank you for your pains. - I know you think to dine with me to-day, - And have prepar'd great store of wedding cheer - But so it is- my haste doth call me hence, - And therefore here I mean to take my leave. - BAPTISTA. Is't possible you will away to-night? - PETRUCHIO. I must away to-day before night come. - Make it no wonder; if you knew my business, - You would entreat me rather go than stay. - And, honest company, I thank you all - That have beheld me give away myself - To this most patient, sweet, and virtuous wife. - Dine with my father, drink a health to me. - For I must hence; and farewell to you all. - TRANIO. Let us entreat you stay till after dinner. - PETRUCHIO. It may not be. - GREMIO. Let me entreat you. - PETRUCHIO. It cannot be. - KATHERINA. Let me entreat you. - PETRUCHIO. I am content. - KATHERINA. Are you content to stay? - PETRUCHIO. I am content you shall entreat me stay; - But yet not stay, entreat me how you can. - KATHERINA. Now, if you love me, stay. - PETRUCHIO. Grumio, my horse. - GRUMIO. Ay, sir, they be ready; the oats have eaten the horses. - KATHERINA. Nay, then, - Do what thou canst, I will not go to-day; - No, nor to-morrow, not till I please myself. - The door is open, sir; there lies your way; - You may be jogging whiles your boots are green; - For me, I'll not be gone till I please myself. - 'Tis like you'll prove a jolly surly groom - That take it on you at the first so roundly. - PETRUCHIO. O Kate, content thee; prithee be not angry. - KATHERINA. I will be angry; what hast thou to do? - Father, be quiet; he shall stay my leisure. - GREMIO. Ay, marry, sir, now it begins to work. - KATHERINA. Gentlemen, forward to the bridal dinner. - I see a woman may be made a fool - If she had not a spirit to resist. - PETRUCHIO. They shall go forward, Kate, at thy command. - Obey the bride, you that attend on her; - Go to the feast, revel and domineer, - Carouse full measure to her maidenhead; - Be mad and merry, or go hang yourselves. - But for my bonny Kate, she must with me. - Nay, look not big, nor stamp, nor stare, nor fret; - I will be master of what is mine own- - She is my goods, my chattels, she is my house, - My household stuff, my field, my barn, - My horse, my ox, my ass, my any thing, - And here she stands; touch her whoever dare; - I'll bring mine action on the proudest he - That stops my way in Padua. Grumio, - Draw forth thy weapon; we are beset with thieves; - Rescue thy mistress, if thou be a man. - Fear not, sweet wench; they shall not touch thee, Kate; - I'll buckler thee against a million. - Exeunt PETRUCHIO, KATHERINA, and GRUMIO - BAPTISTA. Nay, let them go, a couple of quiet ones. - GREMIO. Went they not quickly, I should die with laughing. - TRANIO. Of all mad matches, never was the like. - LUCENTIO. Mistress, what's your opinion of your sister? - BIANCA. That, being mad herself, she's madly mated. - GREMIO. I warrant him, Petruchio is Kated. - BAPTISTA. Neighbours and friends, though bride and bridegroom wants - For to supply the places at the table, - You know there wants no junkets at the feast. - Lucentio, you shall supply the bridegroom's place; - And let Bianca take her sister's room. - TRANIO. Shall sweet Bianca practise how to bride it? - BAPTISTA. She shall, Lucentio. Come, gentlemen, let's go. - Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. -PETRUCHIO'S country house - -Enter GRUMIO - - GRUMIO. Fie, fie on all tired jades, on all mad masters, and all - foul ways! Was ever man so beaten? Was ever man so ray'd? Was - ever man so weary? I am sent before to make a fire, and they are - coming after to warm them. Now were not I a little pot and soon - hot, my very lips might freeze to my teeth, my tongue to the roof - of my mouth, my heart in my belly, ere I should come by a fire to - thaw me. But I with blowing the fire shall warm myself; for, - considering the weather, a taller man than I will take cold. - Holla, ho! Curtis! - - Enter CURTIS - - CURTIS. Who is that calls so coldly? - GRUMIO. A piece of ice. If thou doubt it, thou mayst slide from my - shoulder to my heel with no greater a run but my head and my - neck. A fire, good Curtis. - CURTIS. Is my master and his wife coming, Grumio? - GRUMIO. O, ay, Curtis, ay; and therefore fire, fire; cast on no - water. - CURTIS. Is she so hot a shrew as she's reported? - GRUMIO. She was, good Curtis, before this frost; but thou know'st - winter tames man, woman, and beast; for it hath tam'd my old - master, and my new mistress, and myself, fellow Curtis. - CURTIS. Away, you three-inch fool! I am no beast. - GRUMIO. Am I but three inches? Why, thy horn is a foot, and so long - am I at the least. But wilt thou make a fire, or shall I complain - on thee to our mistress, whose hand- she being now at hand- thou - shalt soon feel, to thy cold comfort, for being slow in thy hot - office? - CURTIS. I prithee, good Grumio, tell me how goes the world? - GRUMIO. A cold world, Curtis, in every office but thine; and - therefore fire. Do thy duty, and have thy duty, for my master and - mistress are almost frozen to death. - CURTIS. There's fire ready; and therefore, good Grumio, the news? - GRUMIO. Why, 'Jack boy! ho, boy!' and as much news as thou wilt. - CURTIS. Come, you are so full of cony-catching! - GRUMIO. Why, therefore, fire; for I have caught extreme cold. - Where's the cook? Is supper ready, the house trimm'd, rushes - strew'd, cobwebs swept, the serving-men in their new fustian, - their white stockings, and every officer his wedding-garment on? - Be the jacks fair within, the jills fair without, the carpets - laid, and everything in order? - CURTIS. All ready; and therefore, I pray thee, news. - GRUMIO. First know my horse is tired; my master and mistress fall'n - out. - CURTIS. How? - GRUMIO. Out of their saddles into the dirt; and thereby hangs a - tale. - CURTIS. Let's ha't, good Grumio. - GRUMIO. Lend thine ear. - CURTIS. Here. - GRUMIO. There. [Striking him] - CURTIS. This 'tis to feel a tale, not to hear a tale. - GRUMIO. And therefore 'tis call'd a sensible tale; and this cuff - was but to knock at your car and beseech list'ning. Now I begin: - Imprimis, we came down a foul hill, my master riding behind my - mistress- - CURTIS. Both of one horse? - GRUMIO. What's that to thee? - CURTIS. Why, a horse. - GRUMIO. Tell thou the tale. But hadst thou not cross'd me, thou - shouldst have heard how her horse fell and she under her horse; - thou shouldst have heard in how miry a place, how she was - bemoil'd, how he left her with the horse upon her, how he beat me - because her horse stumbled, how she waded through the dirt to - pluck him off me, how he swore, how she pray'd that never pray'd - before, how I cried, how the horses ran away, how her bridle was - burst, how I lost my crupper- with many things of worthy memory, - which now shall die in oblivion, and thou return unexperienc'd to - thy grave. - CURTIS. By this reck'ning he is more shrew than she. - GRUMIO. Ay, and that thou and the proudest of you all shall find - when he comes home. But what talk I of this? Call forth - Nathaniel, Joseph, Nicholas, Philip, Walter, Sugarsop, and the - rest; let their heads be sleekly comb'd, their blue coats brush'd - and their garters of an indifferent knit; let them curtsy with - their left legs, and not presume to touch a hair of my mastcr's - horse-tail till they kiss their hands. Are they all ready? - CURTIS. They are. - GRUMIO. Call them forth. - CURTIS. Do you hear, ho? You must meet my master, to countenance my - mistress. - GRUMIO. Why, she hath a face of her own. - CURTIS. Who knows not that? - GRUMIO. Thou, it seems, that calls for company to countenance her. - CURTIS. I call them forth to credit her. - GRUMIO. Why, she comes to borrow nothing of them. - - Enter four or five SERVINGMEN - - NATHANIEL. Welcome home, Grumio! - PHILIP. How now, Grumio! - JOSEPH. What, Grumio! - NICHOLAS. Fellow Grumio! - NATHANIEL. How now, old lad! - GRUMIO. Welcome, you!- how now, you!- what, you!- fellow, you!- and - thus much for greeting. Now, my spruce companions, is all ready, - and all things neat? - NATHANIEL. All things is ready. How near is our master? - GRUMIO. E'en at hand, alighted by this; and therefore be not- - Cock's passion, silence! I hear my master. - - Enter PETRUCHIO and KATHERINA - - PETRUCHIO. Where be these knaves? What, no man at door - To hold my stirrup nor to take my horse! - Where is Nathaniel, Gregory, Philip? - ALL SERVANTS. Here, here, sir; here, sir. - PETRUCHIO. Here, sir! here, sir! here, sir! here, sir! - You logger-headed and unpolish'd grooms! - What, no attendance? no regard? no duty? - Where is the foolish knave I sent before? - GRUMIO. Here, sir; as foolish as I was before. - PETRUCHIO. YOU peasant swain! you whoreson malt-horse drudge! - Did I not bid thee meet me in the park - And bring along these rascal knaves with thee? - GRUMIO. Nathaniel's coat, sir, was not fully made, - And Gabriel's pumps were all unpink'd i' th' heel; - There was no link to colour Peter's hat, - And Walter's dagger was not come from sheathing; - There were none fine but Adam, Ralph, and Gregory; - The rest were ragged, old, and beggarly; - Yet, as they are, here are they come to meet you. - PETRUCHIO. Go, rascals, go and fetch my supper in. - Exeunt some of the SERVINGMEN - - [Sings] Where is the life that late I led? - Where are those- - - Sit down, Kate, and welcome. Soud, soud, soud, soud! - - Re-enter SERVANTS with supper - - Why, when, I say? Nay, good sweet Kate, be merry. - Off with my boots, you rogues! you villains, when? - - [Sings] It was the friar of orders grey, - As he forth walked on his way- - - Out, you rogue! you pluck my foot awry; - Take that, and mend the plucking off the other. - [Strikes him] - Be merry, Kate. Some water, here, what, ho! - - Enter one with water - - Where's my spaniel Troilus? Sirrah, get you hence, - And bid my cousin Ferdinand come hither: - Exit SERVINGMAN - One, Kate, that you must kiss and be acquainted with. - Where are my slippers? Shall I have some water? - Come, Kate, and wash, and welcome heartily. - You whoreson villain! will you let it fall? [Strikes him] - KATHERINA. Patience, I pray you; 'twas a fault unwilling. - PETRUCHIO. A whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-ear'd knave! - Come, Kate, sit down; I know you have a stomach. - Will you give thanks, sweet Kate, or else shall I? - What's this? Mutton? - FIRST SERVANT. Ay. - PETRUCHIO. Who brought it? - PETER. I. - PETRUCHIO. 'Tis burnt; and so is all the meat. - What dogs are these? Where is the rascal cook? - How durst you villains bring it from the dresser - And serve it thus to me that love it not? - There, take it to you, trenchers, cups, and all; - [Throws the meat, etc., at them] - You heedless joltheads and unmanner'd slaves! - What, do you grumble? I'll be with you straight. - Exeunt SERVANTS - KATHERINA. I pray you, husband, be not so disquiet; - The meat was well, if you were so contented. - PETRUCHIO. I tell thee, Kate, 'twas burnt and dried away, - And I expressly am forbid to touch it; - For it engenders choler, planteth anger; - And better 'twere that both of us did fast, - Since, of ourselves, ourselves are choleric, - Than feed it with such over-roasted flesh. - Be patient; to-morrow 't shall be mended. - And for this night we'll fast for company. - Come, I will bring thee to thy bridal chamber. Exeunt - - Re-enter SERVANTS severally - - NATHANIEL. Peter, didst ever see the like? - PETER. He kills her in her own humour. - - Re-enter CURTIS - - GRUMIO. Where is he? - CURTIS. In her chamber. Making a sermon of continency to her, - And rails, and swears, and rates, that she, poor soul, - Knows not which way to stand, to look, to speak. - And sits as one new risen from a dream. - Away, away! for he is coming hither. Exeunt - - Re-enter PETRUCHIO - - PETRUCHIO. Thus have I politicly begun my reign, - And 'tis my hope to end successfully. - My falcon now is sharp and passing empty. - And till she stoop she must not be full-gorg'd, - For then she never looks upon her lure. - Another way I have to man my haggard, - To make her come, and know her keeper's call, - That is, to watch her, as we watch these kites - That bate and beat, and will not be obedient. - She eat no meat to-day, nor none shall eat; - Last night she slept not, nor to-night she shall not; - As with the meat, some undeserved fault - I'll find about the making of the bed; - And here I'll fling the pillow, there the bolster, - This way the coverlet, another way the sheets; - Ay, and amid this hurly I intend - That all is done in reverend care of her- - And, in conclusion, she shall watch all night; - And if she chance to nod I'll rail and brawl - And with the clamour keep her still awake. - This is a way to kill a wife with kindness, - And thus I'll curb her mad and headstrong humour. - He that knows better how to tame a shrew, - Now let him speak; 'tis charity to show. Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -Padua. Before BAPTISTA'S house - -Enter TRANIO as LUCENTIO, and HORTENSIO as LICIO - - TRANIO. Is 't possible, friend Licio, that Mistress Bianca - Doth fancy any other but Lucentio? - I tell you, sir, she bears me fair in hand. - HORTENSIO. Sir, to satisfy you in what I have said, - Stand by and mark the manner of his teaching. - [They stand aside] - - Enter BIANCA, and LUCENTIO as CAMBIO - - LUCENTIO. Now, mistress, profit you in what you read? - BIANCA. What, master, read you, First resolve me that. - LUCENTIO. I read that I profess, 'The Art to Love.' - BIANCA. And may you prove, sir, master of your art! - LUCENTIO. While you, sweet dear, prove mistress of my heart. - [They retire] - HORTENSIO. Quick proceeders, marry! Now tell me, I pray, - You that durst swear that your Mistress Blanca - Lov'd none in the world so well as Lucentio. - TRANIO. O despiteful love! unconstant womankind! - I tell thee, Licio, this is wonderful. - HORTENSIO. Mistake no more; I am not Licio. - Nor a musician as I seem to be; - But one that scorn to live in this disguise - For such a one as leaves a gentleman - And makes a god of such a cullion. - Know, sir, that I am call'd Hortensio. - TRANIO. Signior Hortensio, I have often heard - Of your entire affection to Bianca; - And since mine eyes are witness of her lightness, - I will with you, if you be so contented, - Forswear Bianca and her love for ever. - HORTENSIO. See, how they kiss and court! Signior Lucentio, - Here is my hand, and here I firmly vow - Never to woo her more, but do forswear her, - As one unworthy all the former favours - That I have fondly flatter'd her withal. - TRANIO. And here I take the like unfeigned oath, - Never to marry with her though she would entreat; - Fie on her! See how beastly she doth court him! - HORTENSIO. Would all the world but he had quite forsworn! - For me, that I may surely keep mine oath, - I will be married to a wealtlly widow - Ere three days pass, which hath as long lov'd me - As I have lov'd this proud disdainful haggard. - And so farewell, Signior Lucentio. - Kindness in women, not their beauteous looks, - Shall win my love; and so I take my leave, - In resolution as I swore before. Exit - TRANIO. Mistress Bianca, bless you with such grace - As 'longeth to a lover's blessed case! - Nay, I have ta'en you napping, gentle love, - And have forsworn you with Hortensio. - BIANCA. Tranio, you jest; but have you both forsworn me? - TRANIO. Mistress, we have. - LUCENTIO. Then we are rid of Licio. - TRANIO. I' faith, he'll have a lusty widow now, - That shall be woo'd and wedded in a day. - BIANCA. God give him joy! - TRANIO. Ay, and he'll tame her. - BIANCA. He says so, Tranio. - TRANIO. Faith, he is gone unto the taming-school. - BIANCA. The taming-school! What, is there such a place? - TRANIO. Ay, mistress; and Petruchio is the master, - That teacheth tricks eleven and twenty long, - To tame a shrew and charm her chattering tongue. - - Enter BIONDELLO - - BIONDELLO. O master, master, have watch'd so long - That I am dog-weary; but at last I spied - An ancient angel coming down the hill - Will serve the turn. - TRANIO. What is he, Biondello? - BIONDELLO. Master, a mercatante or a pedant, - I know not what; but formal in apparel, - In gait and countenance surely like a father. - LUCENTIO. And what of him, Tranio? - TRANIO. If he be credulous and trust my tale, - I'll make him glad to seem Vincentio, - And give assurance to Baptista Minola - As if he were the right Vincentio. - Take in your love, and then let me alone. - Exeunt LUCENTIO and BIANCA - - Enter a PEDANT - - PEDANT. God save you, sir! - TRANIO. And you, sir; you are welcome. - Travel you far on, or are you at the farthest? - PEDANT. Sir, at the farthest for a week or two; - But then up farther, and as far as Rome; - And so to Tripoli, if God lend me life. - TRANIO. What countryman, I pray? - PEDANT. Of Mantua. - TRANIO. Of Mantua, sir? Marry, God forbid, - And come to Padua, careless of your life! - PEDANT. My life, sir! How, I pray? For that goes hard. - TRANIO. 'Tis death for any one in Mantua - To come to Padua. Know you not the cause? - Your ships are stay'd at Venice; and the Duke, - For private quarrel 'twixt your Duke and him, - Hath publish'd and proclaim'd it openly. - 'Tis marvel- but that you are but newly come, - You might have heard it else proclaim'd about. - PEDANT. Alas, sir, it is worse for me than so! - For I have bills for money by exchange - From Florence, and must here deliver them. - TRANIO. Well, sir, to do you courtesy, - This will I do, and this I will advise you- - First, tell me, have you ever been at Pisa? - PEDANT. Ay, sir, in Pisa have I often been, - Pisa renowned for grave citizens. - TRANIO. Among them know you one Vincentio? - PEDANT. I know him not, but I have heard of him, - A merchant of incomparable wealth. - TRANIO. He is my father, sir; and, sooth to say, - In count'nance somewhat doth resemble you. - BIONDELLO. [Aside] As much as an apple doth an oyster, and all - one. - TRANIO. To save your life in this extremity, - This favour will I do you for his sake; - And think it not the worst of all your fortunes - That you are like to Sir Vincentio. - His name and credit shall you undertake, - And in my house you shall be friendly lodg'd; - Look that you take upon you as you should. - You understand me, sir. So shall you stay - Till you have done your business in the city. - If this be court'sy, sir, accept of it. - PEDANT. O, sir, I do; and will repute you ever - The patron of my life and liberty. - TRANIO. Then go with me to make the matter good. - This, by the way, I let you understand: - My father is here look'd for every day - To pass assurance of a dow'r in marriage - 'Twixt me and one Baptista's daughter here. - In all these circumstances I'll instruct you. - Go with me to clothe you as becomes you. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -PETRUCHIO'S house - -Enter KATHERINA and GRUMIO - - GRUMIO. No, no, forsooth; I dare not for my life. - KATHERINA. The more my wrong, the more his spite appears. - What, did he marry me to famish me? - Beggars that come unto my father's door - Upon entreaty have a present alms; - If not, elsewhere they meet with charity; - But I, who never knew how to entreat, - Nor never needed that I should entreat, - Am starv'd for meat, giddy for lack of sleep; - With oaths kept waking, and with brawling fed; - And that which spites me more than all these wants- - He does it under name of perfect love; - As who should say, if I should sleep or eat, - 'Twere deadly sickness or else present death. - I prithee go and get me some repast; - I care not what, so it be wholesome food. - GRUMIO. What say you to a neat's foot? - KATHERINA. 'Tis passing good; I prithee let me have it. - GRUMIO. I fear it is too choleric a meat. - How say you to a fat tripe finely broil'd? - KATHERINA. I like it well; good Grumio, fetch it me. - GRUMIO. I cannot tell; I fear 'tis choleric. - What say you to a piece of beef and mustard? - KATHERINA. A dish that I do love to feed upon. - GRUMIO. Ay, but the mustard is too hot a little. - KATHERINA. Why then the beef, and let the mustard rest. - GRUMIO. Nay, then I will not; you shall have the mustard, - Or else you get no beef of Grumio. - KATHERINA. Then both, or one, or anything thou wilt. - GRUMIO. Why then the mustard without the beef. - KATHERINA. Go, get thee gone, thou false deluding slave, - [Beats him] - That feed'st me with the very name of meat. - Sorrow on thee and all the pack of you - That triumph thus upon my misery! - Go, get thee gone, I say. - - Enter PETRUCHIO, and HORTENSIO with meat - - PETRUCHIO. How fares my Kate? What, sweeting, all amort? - HORTENSIO. Mistress, what cheer? - KATHERINA. Faith, as cold as can be. - PETRUCHIO. Pluck up thy spirits, look cheerfully upon me. - Here, love, thou seest how diligent I am, - To dress thy meat myself, and bring it thee. - I am sure, sweet Kate, this kindness merits thanks. - What, not a word? Nay, then thou lov'st it not, - And all my pains is sorted to no proof. - Here, take away this dish. - KATHERINA. I pray you, let it stand. - PETRUCHIO. The poorest service is repaid with thanks; - And so shall mine, before you touch the meat. - KATHERINA. I thank you, sir. - HORTENSIO. Signior Petruchio, fie! you are to blame. - Come, Mistress Kate, I'll bear you company. - PETRUCHIO. [Aside] Eat it up all, Hortensio, if thou lovest me.- - Much good do it unto thy gentle heart! - Kate, eat apace. And now, my honey love, - Will we return unto thy father's house - And revel it as bravely as the best, - With silken coats and caps, and golden rings, - With ruffs and cuffs and farthingales and things, - With scarfs and fans and double change of brav'ry. - With amber bracelets, beads, and all this knav'ry. - What, hast thou din'd? The tailor stays thy leisure, - To deck thy body with his ruffling treasure. - - Enter TAILOR - - Come, tailor, let us see these ornaments; - Lay forth the gown. - - Enter HABERDASHER - - What news with you, sir? - HABERDASHER. Here is the cap your worship did bespeak. - PETRUCHIO. Why, this was moulded on a porringer; - A velvet dish. Fie, fie! 'tis lewd and filthy; - Why, 'tis a cockle or a walnut-shell, - A knack, a toy, a trick, a baby's cap. - Away with it. Come, let me have a bigger. - KATHERINA. I'll have no bigger; this doth fit the time, - And gentlewomen wear such caps as these. - PETRUCHIO. When you are gentle, you shall have one too, - And not till then. - HORTENSIO. [Aside] That will not be in haste. - KATHERINA. Why, sir, I trust I may have leave to speak; - And speak I will. I am no child, no babe. - Your betters have endur'd me say my mind, - And if you cannot, best you stop your ears. - My tongue will tell the anger of my heart, - Or else my heart, concealing it, will break; - And rather than it shall, I will be free - Even to the uttermost, as I please, in words. - PETRUCHIO. Why, thou say'st true; it is a paltry cap, - A custard-coffin, a bauble, a silken pie; - I love thee well in that thou lik'st it not. - KATHERINA. Love me or love me not, I like the cap; - And it I will have, or I will have none. Exit HABERDASHER - PETRUCHIO. Thy gown? Why, ay. Come, tailor, let us see't. - O mercy, God! what masquing stuff is here? - What's this? A sleeve? 'Tis like a demi-cannon. - What, up and down, carv'd like an appletart? - Here's snip and nip and cut and slish and slash, - Like to a censer in a barber's shop. - Why, what a devil's name, tailor, call'st thou this? - HORTENSIO. [Aside] I see she's like to have neither cap nor gown. - TAILOR. You bid me make it orderly and well, - According to the fashion and the time. - PETRUCHIO. Marry, and did; but if you be rememb'red, - I did not bid you mar it to the time. - Go, hop me over every kennel home, - For you shall hop without my custom, sir. - I'll none of it; hence! make your best of it. - KATHERINA. I never saw a better fashion'd gown, - More quaint, more pleasing, nor more commendable; - Belike you mean to make a puppet of me. - PETRUCHIO. Why, true; he means to make a puppet of thee. - TAILOR. She says your worship means to make a puppet of her. - PETRUCHIO. O monstrous arrogance! Thou liest, thou thread, thou - thimble, - Thou yard, three-quarters, half-yard, quarter, nail, - Thou flea, thou nit, thou winter-cricket thou- - Brav'd in mine own house with a skein of thread! - Away, thou rag, thou quantity, thou remnant; - Or I shall so bemete thee with thy yard - As thou shalt think on prating whilst thou liv'st! - I tell thee, I, that thou hast marr'd her gown. - TAILOR. Your worship is deceiv'd; the gown is made - Just as my master had direction. - Grumio gave order how it should be done. - GRUMIO. I gave him no order; I gave him the stuff. - TAILOR. But how did you desire it should be made? - GRUMIO. Marry, sir, with needle and thread. - TAILOR. But did you not request to have it cut? - GRUMIO. Thou hast fac'd many things. - TAILOR. I have. - GRUMIO. Face not me. Thou hast brav'd many men; brave not me. I - will neither be fac'd nor brav'd. I say unto thee, I bid thy - master cut out the gown; but I did not bid him cut it to pieces. - Ergo, thou liest. - TAILOR. Why, here is the note of the fashion to testify. - PETRUCHIO. Read it. - GRUMIO. The note lies in's throat, if he say I said so. - TAILOR. [Reads] 'Imprimis, a loose-bodied gown'- - GRUMIO. Master, if ever I said loose-bodied gown, sew me in the - skirts of it and beat me to death with a bottom of brown bread; I - said a gown. - PETRUCHIO. Proceed. - TAILOR. [Reads] 'With a small compass'd cape'- - GRUMIO. I confess the cape. - TAILOR. [Reads] 'With a trunk sleeve'- - GRUMIO. I confess two sleeves. - TAILOR. [Reads] 'The sleeves curiously cut.' - PETRUCHIO. Ay, there's the villainy. - GRUMIO. Error i' th' bill, sir; error i' th' bill! I commanded the - sleeves should be cut out, and sew'd up again; and that I'll - prove upon thee, though thy little finger be armed in a thimble. - TAILOR. This is true that I say; an I had thee in place where, thou - shouldst know it. - GRUMIO. I am for thee straight; take thou the bill, give me thy - meteyard, and spare not me. - HORTENSIO. God-a-mercy, Grumio! Then he shall have no odds. - PETRUCHIO. Well, sir, in brief, the gown is not for me. - GRUMIO. You are i' th' right, sir; 'tis for my mistress. - PETRUCHIO. Go, take it up unto thy master's use. - GRUMIO. Villain, not for thy life! Take up my mistress' gown for - thy master's use! - PETRUCHIO. Why, sir, what's your conceit in that? - GRUMIO. O, sir, the conceit is deeper than you think for. - Take up my mistress' gown to his master's use! - O fie, fie, fie! - PETRUCHIO. [Aside] Hortensio, say thou wilt see the tailor paid.- - Go take it hence; be gone, and say no more. - HORTENSIO. Tailor, I'll pay thee for thy gown to-morrow; - Take no unkindness of his hasty words. - Away, I say; commend me to thy master. Exit TAILOR - PETRUCHIO. Well, come, my Kate; we will unto your father's - Even in these honest mean habiliments; - Our purses shall be proud, our garments poor; - For 'tis the mind that makes the body rich; - And as the sun breaks through the darkest clouds, - So honour peereth in the meanest habit. - What, is the jay more precious than the lark - Because his feathers are more beautiful? - Or is the adder better than the eel - Because his painted skin contents the eye? - O no, good Kate; neither art thou the worse - For this poor furniture and mean array. - If thou account'st it shame, lay it on me; - And therefore frolic; we will hence forthwith - To feast and sport us at thy father's house. - Go call my men, and let us straight to him; - And bring our horses unto Long-lane end; - There will we mount, and thither walk on foot. - Let's see; I think 'tis now some seven o'clock, - And well we may come there by dinner-time. - KATHERINA. I dare assure you, sir, 'tis almost two, - And 'twill be supper-time ere you come there. - PETRUCHIO. It shall be seven ere I go to horse. - Look what I speak, or do, or think to do, - You are still crossing it. Sirs, let 't alone; - I will not go to-day; and ere I do, - It shall be what o'clock I say it is. - HORTENSIO. Why, so this gallant will command the sun. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -Padua. Before BAPTISTA'S house - -Enter TRANIO as LUCENTIO, and the PEDANT dressed like VINCENTIO - - TRANIO. Sir, this is the house; please it you that I call? - PEDANT. Ay, what else? And, but I be deceived, - Signior Baptista may remember me - Near twenty years ago in Genoa, - Where we were lodgers at the Pegasus. - TRANIO. 'Tis well; and hold your own, in any case, - With such austerity as longeth to a father. - - Enter BIONDELLO - - PEDANT. I warrant you. But, sir, here comes your boy; - 'Twere good he were school'd. - TRANIO. Fear you not him. Sirrah Biondello, - Now do your duty throughly, I advise you. - Imagine 'twere the right Vincentio. - BIONDELLO. Tut, fear not me. - TRANIO. But hast thou done thy errand to Baptista? - BIONDELLO. I told him that your father was at Venice, - And that you look'd for him this day in Padua. - TRANIO. Th'art a tall fellow; hold thee that to drink. - Here comes Baptista. Set your countenance, sir. - - Enter BAPTISTA, and LUCENTIO as CAMBIO - - Signior Baptista, you are happily met. - [To To the PEDANT] Sir, this is the gentleman I told you of; - I pray you stand good father to me now; - Give me Bianca for my patrimony. - PEDANT. Soft, son! - Sir, by your leave: having come to Padua - To gather in some debts, my son Lucentio - Made me acquainted with a weighty cause - Of love between your daughter and himself; - And- for the good report I hear of you, - And for the love he beareth to your daughter, - And she to him- to stay him not too long, - I am content, in a good father's care, - To have him match'd; and, if you please to like - No worse than I, upon some agreement - Me shall you find ready and willing - With one consent to have her so bestow'd; - For curious I cannot be with you, - Signior Baptista, of whom I hear so well. - BAPTISTA. Sir, pardon me in what I have to say. - Your plainness and your shortness please me well. - Right true it is your son Lucentio here - Doth love my daughter, and she loveth him, - Or both dissemble deeply their affections; - And therefore, if you say no more than this, - That like a father you will deal with him, - And pass my daughter a sufficient dower, - The match is made, and all is done- - Your son shall have my daughter with consent. - TRANIO. I thank you, sir. Where then do you know best - We be affied, and such assurance ta'en - As shall with either part's agreement stand? - BAPTISTA. Not in my house, Lucentio, for you know - Pitchers have ears, and I have many servants; - Besides, old Gremio is heark'ning still, - And happily we might be interrupted. - TRANIO. Then at my lodging, an it like you. - There doth my father lie; and there this night - We'll pass the business privately and well. - Send for your daughter by your servant here; - My boy shall fetch the scrivener presently. - The worst is this, that at so slender warning - You are like to have a thin and slender pittance. - BAPTISTA. It likes me well. Cambio, hie you home, - And bid Bianca make her ready straight; - And, if you will, tell what hath happened- - Lucentio's father is arriv'd in Padua, - And how she's like to be Lucentio's wife. Exit LUCENTIO - BIONDELLO. I pray the gods she may, with all my heart. - TRANIO. Dally not with the gods, but get thee gone. - Exit BIONDELLO - Signior Baptista, shall I lead the way? - Welcome! One mess is like to be your cheer; - Come, sir; we will better it in Pisa. - BAPTISTA. I follow you. Exeunt - - Re-enter LUCENTIO as CAMBIO, and BIONDELLO - - BIONDELLO. Cambio. - LUCENTIO. What say'st thou, Biondello? - BIONDELLO. You saw my master wink and laugh upon you? - LUCENTIO. Biondello, what of that? - BIONDELLO. Faith, nothing; but has left me here behind to expound - the meaning or moral of his signs and tokens. - LUCENTIO. I pray thee moralize them. - BIONDELLO. Then thus: Baptista is safe, talking with the deceiving - father of a deceitful son. - LUCENTIO. And what of him? - BIONDELLO. His daughter is to be brought by you to the supper. - LUCENTIO. And then? - BIONDELLO. The old priest at Saint Luke's church is at your command - at all hours. - LUCENTIO. And what of all this? - BIONDELLO. I cannot tell, except they are busied about a - counterfeit assurance. Take your assurance of her, cum privilegio - ad imprimendum solum; to th' church take the priest, clerk, and - some sufficient honest witnesses. - If this be not that you look for, I have more to say, - But bid Bianca farewell for ever and a day. - LUCENTIO. Hear'st thou, Biondello? - BIONDELLO. I cannot tarry. I knew a wench married in an afternoon - as she went to the garden for parsley to stuff a rabbit; and so - may you, sir; and so adieu, sir. My master hath appointed me to - go to Saint Luke's to bid the priest be ready to come against you - come with your appendix. - Exit - LUCENTIO. I may and will, if she be so contented. - She will be pleas'd; then wherefore should I doubt? - Hap what hap may, I'll roundly go about her; - It shall go hard if Cambio go without her. Exit - - - - -SCENE V. -A public road - -Enter PETRUCHIO, KATHERINA, HORTENSIO, and SERVANTS - - PETRUCHIO. Come on, a God's name; once more toward our father's. - Good Lord, how bright and goodly shines the moon! - KATHERINA. The moon? The sun! It is not moonlight now. - PETRUCHIO. I say it is the moon that shines so bright. - KATHERINA. I know it is the sun that shines so bright. - PETRUCHIO. Now by my mother's son, and that's myself, - It shall be moon, or star, or what I list, - Or ere I journey to your father's house. - Go on and fetch our horses back again. - Evermore cross'd and cross'd; nothing but cross'd! - HORTENSIO. Say as he says, or we shall never go. - KATHERINA. Forward, I pray, since we have come so far, - And be it moon, or sun, or what you please; - And if you please to call it a rush-candle, - Henceforth I vow it shall be so for me. - PETRUCHIO. I say it is the moon. - KATHERINA. I know it is the moon. - PETRUCHIO. Nay, then you lie; it is the blessed sun. - KATHERINA. Then, God be bless'd, it is the blessed sun; - But sun it is not, when you say it is not; - And the moon changes even as your mind. - What you will have it nam'd, even that it is, - And so it shall be so for Katherine. - HORTENSIO. Petruchio, go thy ways, the field is won. - PETRUCHIO. Well, forward, forward! thus the bowl should run, - And not unluckily against the bias. - But, soft! Company is coming here. - - Enter VINCENTIO - - [To VINCENTIO] Good-morrow, gentle mistress; where away?- - Tell me, sweet Kate, and tell me truly too, - Hast thou beheld a fresher gentlewoman? - Such war of white and red within her cheeks! - What stars do spangle heaven with such beauty - As those two eyes become that heavenly face? - Fair lovely maid, once more good day to thee. - Sweet Kate, embrace her for her beauty's sake. - HORTENSIO. 'A will make the man mad, to make a woman of him. - KATHERINA. Young budding virgin, fair and fresh and sweet, - Whither away, or where is thy abode? - Happy the parents of so fair a child; - Happier the man whom favourable stars - Allots thee for his lovely bed-fellow. - PETRUCHIO. Why, how now, Kate, I hope thou art not mad! - This is a man, old, wrinkled, faded, withered, - And not a maiden, as thou sayst he is. - KATHERINA. Pardon, old father, my mistaking eyes, - That have been so bedazzled with the sun - That everything I look on seemeth green; - Now I perceive thou art a reverend father. - Pardon, I pray thee, for my mad mistaking. - PETRUCHIO. Do, good old grandsire, and withal make known - Which way thou travellest- if along with us, - We shall be joyful of thy company. - VINCENTIO. Fair sir, and you my merry mistress, - That with your strange encounter much amaz'd me, - My name is call'd Vincentio, my dwelling Pisa, - And bound I am to Padua, there to visit - A son of mine, which long I have not seen. - PETRUCHIO. What is his name? - VINCENTIO. Lucentio, gentle sir. - PETRUCHIO. Happily met; the happier for thy son. - And now by law, as well as reverend age, - I may entitle thee my loving father: - The sister to my wife, this gentlewoman, - Thy son by this hath married. Wonder not, - Nor be not grieved- she is of good esteem, - Her dowry wealthy, and of worthy birth; - Beside, so qualified as may beseem - The spouse of any noble gentleman. - Let me embrace with old Vincentio; - And wander we to see thy honest son, - Who will of thy arrival be full joyous. - VINCENTIO. But is this true; or is it else your pleasure, - Like pleasant travellers, to break a jest - Upon the company you overtake? - HORTENSIO. I do assure thee, father, so it is. - PETRUCHIO. Come, go along, and see the truth hereof; - For our first merriment hath made thee jealous. - Exeunt all but HORTENSIO - HORTENSIO. Well, Petruchio, this has put me in heart. - Have to my widow; and if she be froward, - Then hast thou taught Hortensio to be untoward. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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Sir, here's the door; this is Lucentio's house; - My father's bears more toward the market-place; - Thither must I, and here I leave you, sir. - VINCENTIO. You shall not choose but drink before you go; - I think I shall command your welcome here, - And by all likelihood some cheer is toward. [Knocks] - GREMIO. They're busy within; you were best knock louder. - [PEDANT looks out of the window] - PEDANT. What's he that knocks as he would beat down the gate? - VINCENTIO. Is Signior Lucentio within, sir? - PEDANT. He's within, sir, but not to be spoken withal. - VINCENTIO. What if a man bring him a hundred pound or two to make - merry withal? - PEDANT. Keep your hundred pounds to yourself; he shall need none so - long as I live. - PETRUCHIO. Nay, I told you your son was well beloved in Padua. Do - you hear, sir? To leave frivolous circumstances, I pray you tell - Signior Lucentio that his father is come from Pisa, and is here - at the door to speak with him. - PEDANT. Thou liest: his father is come from Padua, and here looking - out at the window. - VINCENTIO. Art thou his father? - PEDANT. Ay, sir; so his mother says, if I may believe her. - PETRUCHIO. [To VINCENTIO] Why, how now, gentleman! - Why, this is flat knavery to take upon you another man's name. - PEDANT. Lay hands on the villain; I believe 'a means to cozen - somebody in this city under my countenance. - - Re-enter BIONDELLO - - BIONDELLO. I have seen them in the church together. God send 'em - good shipping! But who is here? Mine old master, Vicentio! Now we - are undone and brought to nothing. - VINCENTIO. [Seeing BIONDELLO] Come hither, crack-hemp. - BIONDELLO. I hope I may choose, sir. - VINCENTIO. Come hither, you rogue. What, have you forgot me? - BIONDELLO. Forgot you! No, sir. I could not forget you, for I never - saw you before in all my life. - VINCENTIO. What, you notorious villain, didst thou never see thy - master's father, Vincentio? - BIONDELLO. What, my old worshipful old master? Yes, marry, sir; see - where he looks out of the window. - VINCENTIO. Is't so, indeed? [He beats BIONDELLO] - BIONDELLO. Help, help, help! Here's a madman will murder me. - Exit - PEDANT. Help, son! help, Signior Baptista! Exit from above - PETRUCHIO. Prithee, Kate, let's stand aside and see the end of this - controversy. [They stand aside] - - Re-enter PEDANT below; BAPTISTA, TRANIO, and SERVANTS - - TRANIO. Sir, what are you that offer to beat my servant? - VINCENTIO. What am I, sir? Nay, what are you, sir? O immortal gods! - O fine villain! A silken doublet, a velvet hose, a scarlet cloak, - and a copatain hat! O, I am undone! I am undone! While I play the - good husband at home, my son and my servant spend all at the - university. - TRANIO. How now! what's the matter? - BAPTISTA. What, is the man lunatic? - TRANIO. Sir, you seem a sober ancient gentleman by your habit, but - your words show you a madman. Why, sir, what 'cerns it you if I - wear pearl and gold? I thank my good father, I am able to - maintain it. - VINCENTIO. Thy father! O villain! he is a sailmaker in Bergamo. - BAPTISTA. You mistake, sir; you mistake, sir. Pray, what do you - think is his name? - VINCENTIO. His name! As if I knew not his name! I have brought him - up ever since he was three years old, and his name is Tranio. - PEDANT. Away, away, mad ass! His name is Lucentio; and he is mine - only son, and heir to the lands of me, Signior Vicentio. - VINCENTIO. Lucentio! O, he hath murd'red his master! Lay hold on - him, I charge you, in the Duke's name. O, my son, my son! Tell - me, thou villain, where is my son, Lucentio? - TRANIO. Call forth an officer. - - Enter one with an OFFICER - - Carry this mad knave to the gaol. Father Baptista, I charge you - see that he be forthcoming. - VINCENTIO. Carry me to the gaol! - GREMIO. Stay, Officer; he shall not go to prison. - BAPTISTA. Talk not, Signior Gremio; I say he shall go to prison. - GREMIO. Take heed, Signior Baptista, lest you be cony-catch'd in - this business; I dare swear this is the right Vincentio. - PEDANT. Swear if thou dar'st. - GREMIO. Nay, I dare not swear it. - TRANIO. Then thou wert best say that I am not Lucentio. - GREMIO. Yes, I know thee to be Signior Lucentio. - BAPTISTA. Away with the dotard; to the gaol with him! - VINCENTIO. Thus strangers may be hal'd and abus'd. O monstrous - villain! - - Re-enter BIONDELLO, with LUCENTIO and BIANCA - - BIONDELLO. O, we are spoil'd; and yonder he is! Deny him, forswear - him, or else we are all undone. - Exeunt BIONDELLO, TRANIO, and PEDANT, as fast as may be - LUCENTIO. [Kneeling] Pardon, sweet father. - VINCENTIO. Lives my sweet son? - BIANCA. Pardon, dear father. - BAPTISTA. How hast thou offended? - Where is Lucentio? - LUCENTIO. Here's Lucentio, - Right son to the right Vincentio, - That have by marriage made thy daughter mine, - While counterfeit supposes blear'd thine eyne. - GREMIO. Here's packing, with a witness, to deceive us all! - VINCENTIO. Where is that damned villain, Tranio, - That fac'd and brav'd me in this matter so? - BAPTISTA. Why, tell me, is not this my Cambio? - BIANCA. Cambio is chang'd into Lucentio. - LUCENTIO. Love wrought these miracles. Bianca's love - Made me exchange my state with Tranio, - While he did bear my countenance in the town; - And happily I have arrived at the last - Unto the wished haven of my bliss. - What Tranio did, myself enforc'd him to; - Then pardon him, sweet father, for my sake. - VINCENTIO. I'll slit the villain's nose that would have sent me to - the gaol. - BAPTISTA. [To LUCENTIO] But do you hear, sir? Have you married my - daughter without asking my good will? - VINCENTIO. Fear not, Baptista; we will content you, go to; but I - will in to be revenged for this villainy. Exit - BAPTISTA. And I to sound the depth of this knavery. Exit - LUCENTIO. Look not pale, Bianca; thy father will not frown. - Exeunt LUCENTIO and BIANCA - GREMIO. My cake is dough, but I'll in among the rest; - Out of hope of all but my share of the feast. Exit - KATHERINA. Husband, let's follow to see the end of this ado. - PETRUCHIO. First kiss me, Kate, and we will. - KATHERINA. What, in the midst of the street? - PETRUCHIO. What, art thou asham'd of me? - KATHERINA. No, sir; God forbid; but asham'd to kiss. - PETRUCHIO. Why, then, let's home again. Come, sirrah, let's away. - KATHERINA. Nay, I will give thee a kiss; now pray thee, love, stay. - PETRUCHIO. Is not this well? Come, my sweet Kate: - Better once than never, for never too late. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -LUCENTIO'S house - -Enter BAPTISTA, VINCENTIO, GREMIO, the PEDANT, LUCENTIO, BIANCA, -PETRUCHIO, KATHERINA, HORTENSIO, and WIDOW. The SERVINGMEN with TRANIO, -BIONDELLO, and GRUMIO, bringing in a banquet - - LUCENTIO. At last, though long, our jarring notes agree; - And time it is when raging war is done - To smile at scapes and perils overblown. - My fair Bianca, bid my father welcome, - While I with self-same kindness welcome thine. - Brother Petruchio, sister Katherina, - And thou, Hortensio, with thy loving widow, - Feast with the best, and welcome to my house. - My banquet is to close our stomachs up - After our great good cheer. Pray you, sit down; - For now we sit to chat as well as eat. [They sit] - PETRUCHIO. Nothing but sit and sit, and eat and eat! - BAPTISTA. Padua affords this kindness, son Petruchio. - PETRUCHIO. Padua affords nothing but what is kind. - HORTENSIO. For both our sakes I would that word were true. - PETRUCHIO. Now, for my life, Hortensio fears his widow. - WIDOW. Then never trust me if I be afeard. - PETRUCHIO. YOU are very sensible, and yet you miss my sense: - I mean Hortensio is afeard of you. - WIDOW. He that is giddy thinks the world turns round. - PETRUCHIO. Roundly replied. - KATHERINA. Mistress, how mean you that? - WIDOW. Thus I conceive by him. - PETRUCHIO. Conceives by me! How likes Hortensio that? - HORTENSIO. My widow says thus she conceives her tale. - PETRUCHIO. Very well mended. Kiss him for that, good widow. - KATHERINA. 'He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.' - I pray you tell me what you meant by that. - WIDOW. Your husband, being troubled with a shrew, - Measures my husband's sorrow by his woe; - And now you know my meaning. - KATHERINA. A very mean meaning. - WIDOW. Right, I mean you. - KATHERINA. And I am mean, indeed, respecting you. - PETRUCHIO. To her, Kate! - HORTENSIO. To her, widow! - PETRUCHIO. A hundred marks, my Kate does put her down. - HORTENSIO. That's my office. - PETRUCHIO. Spoke like an officer- ha' to thee, lad. - [Drinks to HORTENSIO] - BAPTISTA. How likes Gremio these quick-witted folks? - GREMIO. Believe me, sir, they butt together well. - BIANCA. Head and butt! An hasty-witted body - Would say your head and butt were head and horn. - VINCENTIO. Ay, mistress bride, hath that awakened you? - BIANCA. Ay, but not frighted me; therefore I'll sleep again. - PETRUCHIO. Nay, that you shall not; since you have begun, - Have at you for a bitter jest or two. - BIANCA. Am I your bird? I mean to shift my bush, - And then pursue me as you draw your bow. - You are welcome all. - Exeunt BIANCA, KATHERINA, and WIDOW - PETRUCHIO. She hath prevented me. Here, Signior Tranio, - This bird you aim'd at, though you hit her not; - Therefore a health to all that shot and miss'd. - TRANIO. O, sir, Lucentio slipp'd me like his greyhound, - Which runs himself, and catches for his master. - PETRUCHIO. A good swift simile, but something currish. - TRANIO. 'Tis well, sir, that you hunted for yourself; - 'Tis thought your deer does hold you at a bay. - BAPTISTA. O, O, Petruchio! Tranio hits you now. - LUCENTIO. I thank thee for that gird, good Tranio. - HORTENSIO. Confess, confess; hath he not hit you here? - PETRUCHIO. 'A has a little gall'd me, I confess; - And, as the jest did glance away from me, - 'Tis ten to one it maim'd you two outright. - BAPTISTA. Now, in good sadness, son Petruchio, - I think thou hast the veriest shrew of all. - PETRUCHIO. Well, I say no; and therefore, for assurance, - Let's each one send unto his wife, - And he whose wife is most obedient, - To come at first when he doth send for her, - Shall win the wager which we will propose. - HORTENSIO. Content. What's the wager? - LUCENTIO. Twenty crowns. - PETRUCHIO. Twenty crowns? - I'll venture so much of my hawk or hound, - But twenty times so much upon my wife. - LUCENTIO. A hundred then. - HORTENSIO. Content. - PETRUCHIO. A match! 'tis done. - HORTENSIO. Who shall begin? - LUCENTIO. That will I. - Go, Biondello, bid your mistress come to me. - BIONDELLO. I go. Exit - BAPTISTA. Son, I'll be your half Bianca comes. - LUCENTIO. I'll have no halves; I'll bear it all myself. - - Re-enter BIONDELLO - - How now! what news? - BIONDELLO. Sir, my mistress sends you word - That she is busy and she cannot come. - PETRUCHIO. How! She's busy, and she cannot come! - Is that an answer? - GREMIO. Ay, and a kind one too. - Pray God, sir, your wife send you not a worse. - PETRUCHIO. I hope better. - HORTENSIO. Sirrah Biondello, go and entreat my wife - To come to me forthwith. Exit BIONDELLO - PETRUCHIO. O, ho! entreat her! - Nay, then she must needs come. - HORTENSIO. I am afraid, sir, - Do what you can, yours will not be entreated. - - Re-enter BIONDELLO - - Now, where's my wife? - BIONDELLO. She says you have some goodly jest in hand: - She will not come; she bids you come to her. - PETRUCHIO. Worse and worse; she will not come! O vile, - Intolerable, not to be endur'd! - Sirrah Grumio, go to your mistress; - Say I command her come to me. Exit GRUMIO - HORTENSIO. I know her answer. - PETRUCHIO. What? - HORTENSIO. She will not. - PETRUCHIO. The fouler fortune mine, and there an end. - - Re-enter KATHERINA - - BAPTISTA. Now, by my holidame, here comes Katherina! - KATHERINA. What is your sir, that you send for me? - PETRUCHIO. Where is your sister, and Hortensio's wife? - KATHERINA. They sit conferring by the parlour fire. - PETRUCHIO. Go, fetch them hither; if they deny to come. - Swinge me them soundly forth unto their husbands. - Away, I say, and bring them hither straight. - Exit KATHERINA - LUCENTIO. Here is a wonder, if you talk of a wonder. - HORTENSIO. And so it is. I wonder what it bodes. - PETRUCHIO. Marry, peace it bodes, and love, and quiet life, - An awful rule, and right supremacy; - And, to be short, what not that's sweet and happy. - BAPTISTA. Now fair befall thee, good Petruchio! - The wager thou hast won; and I will ad - Unto their losses twenty thousand crowns; - Another dowry to another daughter, - For she is chang'd, as she had never been. - PETRUCHIO. Nay, I will win my wager better yet, - And show more sign of her obedience, - Her new-built virtue and obedience. - - Re-enter KATHERINA with BIANCA and WIDOW - - See where she comes, and brings your froward wives - As prisoners to her womanly persuasion. - Katherine, that cap of yours becomes you not: - Off with that bauble, throw it underfoot. - [KATHERINA complies] - WIDOW. Lord, let me never have a cause to sigh - Till I be brought to such a silly pass! - BIANCA. Fie! what a foolish duty call you this? - LUCENTIO. I would your duty were as foolish too; - The wisdom of your duty, fair Bianca, - Hath cost me a hundred crowns since supper-time! - BIANCA. The more fool you for laying on my duty. - PETRUCHIO. Katherine, I charge thee, tell these headstrong women - What duty they do owe their lords and husbands. - WIDOW. Come, come, you're mocking; we will have no telling. - PETRUCHIO. Come on, I say; and first begin with her. - WIDOW. She shall not. - PETRUCHIO. I say she shall. And first begin with her. - KATHERINA. Fie, fie! unknit that threatening unkind brow, - And dart not scornful glances from those eyes - To wound thy lord, thy king, thy governor. - It blots thy beauty as frosts do bite the meads, - Confounds thy fame as whirlwinds shake fair buds, - And in no sense is meet or amiable. - A woman mov'd is like a fountain troubled- - Muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty; - And while it is so, none so dry or thirsty - Will deign to sip or touch one drop of it. - Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper, - Thy head, thy sovereign; one that cares for thee, - And for thy maintenance commits his body - To painful labour both by sea and land, - To watch the night in storms, the day in cold, - Whilst thou liest warm at home, secure and safe; - And craves no other tribute at thy hands - But love, fair looks, and true obedience- - Too little payment for so great a debt. - Such duty as the subject owes the prince, - Even such a woman oweth to her husband; - And when she is froward, peevish, sullen, sour, - And not obedient to his honest will, - What is she but a foul contending rebel - And graceless traitor to her loving lord? - I am asham'd that women are so simple - To offer war where they should kneel for peace; - Or seek for rule, supremacy, and sway, - When they are bound to serve, love, and obey. - Why are our bodies soft and weak and smooth, - Unapt to toll and trouble in the world, - But that our soft conditions and our hearts - Should well agree with our external parts? - Come, come, you froward and unable worms! - My mind hath been as big as one of yours, - My heart as great, my reason haply more, - To bandy word for word and frown for frown; - But now I see our lances are but straws, - Our strength as weak, our weakness past compare, - That seeming to be most which we indeed least are. - Then vail your stomachs, for it is no boot, - And place your hands below your husband's foot; - In token of which duty, if he please, - My hand is ready, may it do him ease. - PETRUCHIO. Why, there's a wench! Come on, and kiss me, Kate. - LUCENTIO. Well, go thy ways, old lad, for thou shalt ha't. - VINCENTIO. 'Tis a good hearing when children are toward. - LUCENTIO. But a harsh hearing when women are froward. - PETRUCHIO. Come, Kate, we'll to bed. - We three are married, but you two are sped. - [To LUCENTIO] 'Twas I won the wager, though you hit the white; - And being a winner, God give you good night! - Exeunt PETRUCHIO and KATHERINA - HORTENSIO. Now go thy ways; thou hast tam'd a curst shrow. - LUCENTIO. 'Tis a wonder, by your leave, she will be tam'd so. - Exeunt - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1612 - -THE TEMPEST - -by William Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - - ALONSO, King of Naples - SEBASTIAN, his brother - PROSPERO, the right Duke of Milan - ANTONIO, his brother, the usurping Duke of Milan - FERDINAND, son to the King of Naples - GONZALO, an honest old counsellor - - Lords - ADRIAN - FRANCISCO - CALIBAN, a savage and deformed slave - TRINCULO, a jester - STEPHANO, a drunken butler - MASTER OF A SHIP - BOATSWAIN - MARINERS - - MIRANDA, daughter to Prospero - - ARIEL, an airy spirit - - Spirits - IRIS - CERES - JUNO - NYMPHS - REAPERS - Other Spirits attending on Prospero - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -A ship at sea; afterwards an uninhabited island - - - -THE TEMPEST -ACT I. SCENE 1 - -On a ship at sea; a tempestuous noise of thunder and lightning heard - -Enter a SHIPMASTER and a BOATSWAIN - - MASTER. Boatswain! - BOATSWAIN. Here, master; what cheer? - MASTER. Good! Speak to th' mariners; fall to't yarely, or - we run ourselves aground; bestir, bestir. Exit - - Enter MARINERS - - BOATSWAIN. Heigh, my hearts! cheerly, cheerly, my hearts! - yare, yare! Take in the topsail. Tend to th' master's - whistle. Blow till thou burst thy wind, if room enough. - - Enter ALONSO, SEBASTIAN, ANTONIO, FERDINAND - GONZALO, and OTHERS - - ALONSO. Good boatswain, have care. Where's the master? - Play the men. - BOATSWAIN. I pray now, keep below. - ANTONIO. Where is the master, boson? - BOATSWAIN. Do you not hear him? You mar our labour; - keep your cabins; you do assist the storm. - GONZALO. Nay, good, be patient. - BOATSWAIN. When the sea is. Hence! What cares these - roarers for the name of king? To cabin! silence! Trouble - us not. - GONZALO. Good, yet remember whom thou hast aboard. - BOATSWAIN. None that I more love than myself. You are - counsellor; if you can command these elements to - silence, and work the peace of the present, we will not - hand a rope more. Use your authority; if you cannot, give - thanks you have liv'd so long, and make yourself ready - in your cabin for the mischance of the hour, if it so - hap.-Cheerly, good hearts!-Out of our way, I say. - Exit - GONZALO. I have great comfort from this fellow. Methinks - he hath no drowning mark upon him; his complexion is - perfect gallows. Stand fast, good Fate, to his hanging; - make the rope of his destiny our cable, for our own doth - little advantage. If he be not born to be hang'd, our - case is miserable. Exeunt - - Re-enter BOATSWAIN - - BOATSWAIN. Down with the topmast. Yare, lower, lower! - Bring her to try wi' th' maincourse. [A cry within] A - plague upon this howling! They are louder than the - weather or our office. - - Re-enter SEBASTIAN, ANTONIO, and GONZALO - - Yet again! What do you here? Shall we give o'er, and - drown? Have you a mind to sink? - SEBASTIAN. A pox o' your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, - incharitable dog! - BOATSWAIN. Work you, then. - ANTONIO. Hang, cur; hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker; - we are less afraid to be drown'd than thou art. - GONZALO. I'll warrant him for drowning, though the ship were - no stronger than a nutshell, and as leaky as an unstanched - wench. - BOATSWAIN. Lay her a-hold, a-hold; set her two courses; off - to sea again; lay her off. - - Enter MARINERS, Wet - MARINERS. All lost! to prayers, to prayers! all lost! - Exeunt - BOATSWAIN. What, must our mouths be cold? - GONZALO. The King and Prince at prayers! - Let's assist them, - For our case is as theirs. - SEBASTIAN. I am out of patience. - ANTONIO. We are merely cheated of our lives by drunkards. - This wide-chopp'd rascal-would thou mightst lie drowning - The washing of ten tides! - GONZALO. He'll be hang'd yet, - Though every drop of water swear against it, - And gape at wid'st to glut him. - [A confused noise within: Mercy on us! - We split, we split! Farewell, my wife and children! - Farewell, brother! We split, we split, we split!] - ANTONIO. Let's all sink wi' th' King. - SEBASTIAN. Let's take leave of him. - Exeunt ANTONIO and SEBASTIAN - GONZALO. Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for - an acre of barren ground-long heath, brown furze, any - thing. The wills above be done, but I would fain die - dry death. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 2 - -The Island. Before PROSPERO'S cell - -Enter PROSPERO and MIRANDA - - MIRANDA. If by your art, my dearest father, you have - Put the wild waters in this roar, allay them. - The sky, it seems, would pour down stinking pitch, - But that the sea, mounting to th' welkin's cheek, - Dashes the fire out. O, I have suffered - With those that I saw suffer! A brave vessel, - Who had no doubt some noble creature in her, - Dash'd all to pieces! O, the cry did knock - Against my very heart! Poor souls, they perish'd. - Had I been any god of power, I would - Have sunk the sea within the earth or ere - It should the good ship so have swallow'd and - The fraughting souls within her. - PROSPERO. Be conected; - No more amazement; tell your piteous heart - There's no harm done. - MIRANDA. O, woe the day! - PROSPERO. No harm. - I have done nothing but in care of thee, - Of thee, my dear one, thee, my daughter, who - Art ignorant of what thou art, nought knowing - Of whence I am, nor that I am more better - Than Prospero, master of a full poor cell, - And thy no greater father. - MIRANDA. More to know - Did never meddle with my thoughts. - PROSPERO. 'Tis time - I should inform thee farther. Lend thy hand, - And pluck my magic garment from me. So, - [Lays down his mantle] - Lie there my art. Wipe thou thine eyes; have comfort. - The direful spectacle of the wreck, which touch'd - The very virtue of compassion in thee, - I have with such provision in mine art - So safely ordered that there is no soul- - No, not so much perdition as an hair - Betid to any creature in the vessel - Which thou heard'st cry, which thou saw'st sink. - Sit down, for thou must now know farther. - MIRANDA. You have often - Begun to tell me what I am; but stopp'd, - And left me to a bootless inquisition, - Concluding 'Stay; not yet.' - PROSPERO. The hour's now come; - The very minute bids thee ope thine ear. - Obey, and be attentive. Canst thou remember - A time before we came unto this cell? - I do not think thou canst; for then thou wast not - Out three years old. - MIRANDA. Certainly, sir, I can. - PROSPERO. By what? By any other house, or person? - Of any thing the image, tell me, that - Hath kept with thy remembrance? - MIRANDA. 'Tis far off, - And rather like a dream than an assurance - That my remembrance warrants. Had I not - Four, or five, women once, that tended me? - PROSPERO. Thou hadst, and more, Miranda. But how is it - That this lives in thy mind? What seest thou else - In the dark backward and abysm of time? - If thou rememb'rest aught, ere thou cam'st here, - How thou cam'st here thou mayst. - MIRANDA. But that I do not. - PROSPERO. Twelve year since, Miranda, twelve year since, - Thy father was the Duke of Milan, and - A prince of power. - MIRANDA. Sir, are not you my father? - PROSPERO. Thy mother was a piece of virtue, and - She said thou wast my daughter; and thy father - Was Duke of Milan, and his only heir - And princess no worse issued. - MIRANDA. O, the heavens! - What foul play had we that we came from thence? - Or blessed was't we did? - PROSPERO. Both, both, my girl. - By foul play, as thou say'st, were we heav'd thence; - But blessedly holp hither. - MIRANDA. O, my heart bleeds - To think o' th' teen that I have turn'd you to, - Which is from my remembrance. Please you, farther. - PROSPERO. My brother and thy uncle, call'd Antonio- - I pray thee, mark me that a brother should - Be so perfidious. He, whom next thyself - Of all the world I lov'd, and to him put - The manage of my state; as at that time - Through all the signories it was the first, - And Prospero the prime duke, being so reputed - In dignity, and for the liberal arts - Without a parallel, those being all my study- - The government I cast upon my brother - And to my state grew stranger, being transported - And rapt in secret studies. Thy false uncle- - Dost thou attend me? - MIRANDA. Sir, most heedfully. - PROSPERO. Being once perfected how to grant suits, - How to deny them, who t' advance, and who - To trash for over-topping, new created - The creatures that were mine, I say, or chang'd 'em, - Or else new form'd 'em; having both the key - Of officer and office, set all hearts i' th' state - To what tune pleas'd his ear; that now he was - The ivy which had hid my princely trunk - And suck'd my verdure out on't. Thou attend'st not. - MIRANDA. O, good sir, I do! - PROSPERO. I pray thee, mark me. - I thus neglecting worldly ends, all dedicated - To closeness and the bettering of my mind - With that which, but by being so retir'd, - O'er-priz'd all popular rate, in my false brother - Awak'd an evil nature; and my trust, - Like a good parent, did beget of him - A falsehood, in its contrary as great - As my trust was; which had indeed no limit, - A confidence sans bound. He being thus lorded, - Not only with what my revenue yielded, - But what my power might else exact, like one - Who having into truth, by telling of it, - Made such a sinner of his memory, - To credit his own lie-he did believe - He was indeed the Duke; out o' th' substitution, - And executing th' outward face of royalty - With all prerogative. Hence his ambition growing- - Dost thou hear? - MIRANDA. Your tale, sir, would cure deafness. - PROSPERO. To have no screen between this part he play'd - And him he play'd it for, he needs will be - Absolute Milan. Me, poor man-my library - Was dukedom large enough-of temporal royalties - He thinks me now incapable; confederates, - So dry he was for sway, wi' th' King of Naples, - To give him annual tribute, do him homage, - Subject his coronet to his crown, and bend - The dukedom, yet unbow'd-alas, poor Milan!- - To most ignoble stooping. - MIRANDA. O the heavens! - PROSPERO. Mark his condition, and th' event, then tell me - If this might be a brother. - MIRANDA. I should sin - To think but nobly of my grandmother: - Good wombs have borne bad sons. - PROSPERO. Now the condition: - This King of Naples, being an enemy - To me inveterate, hearkens my brother's suit; - Which was, that he, in lieu o' th' premises, - Of homage, and I know not how much tribute, - Should presently extirpate me and mine - Out of the dukedom, and confer fair Milan - With all the honours on my brother. Whereon, - A treacherous army levied, one midnight - Fated to th' purpose, did Antonio open - The gates of Milan; and, i' th' dead of darkness, - The ministers for th' purpose hurried thence - Me and thy crying self. - MIRANDA. Alack, for pity! - I, not rememb'ring how I cried out then, - Will cry it o'er again; it is a hint - That wrings mine eyes to't. - PROSPERO. Hear a little further, - And then I'll bring thee to the present busines - Which now's upon 's; without the which this story - Were most impertinent. - MIRANDA. Wherefore did they not - That hour destroy us? - PROSPERO. Well demanded, wench! - My tale provokes that question. Dear, they durst not, - So dear the love my people bore me; nor set - A mark so bloody on the business; but - With colours fairer painted their foul ends. - In few, they hurried us aboard a bark; - Bore us some leagues to sea, where they prepared - A rotten carcass of a butt, not rigg'd, - Nor tackle, sail, nor mast; the very rats - Instinctively have quit it. There they hoist us, - To cry to th' sea, that roar'd to us; to sigh - To th' winds, whose pity, sighing back again, - Did us but loving wrong. - MIRANDA. Alack, what trouble - Was I then to you! - PROSPERO. O, a cherubin - Thou wast that did preserve me! Thou didst smile, - Infused with a fortitude from heaven, - When I have deck'd the sea with drops full salt, - Under my burden groan'd; which rais'd in me - An undergoing stomach, to bear up - Against what should ensue. - MIRANDA. How came we ashore? - PROSPERO. By Providence divine. - Some food we had and some fresh water that - A noble Neapolitan, Gonzalo, - Out of his charity, who being then appointed - Master of this design, did give us, with - Rich garments, linens, stuffs, and necessaries, - Which since have steaded much; so, of his gentleness, - Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me - From mine own library with volumes that - I prize above my dukedom. - MIRANDA. Would I might - But ever see that man! - PROSPERO. Now I arise. [Puts on his mantle] - Sit still, and hear the last of our sea-sorrow. - Here in this island we arriv'd; and here - Have I, thy schoolmaster, made thee more profit - Than other princess' can, that have more time - For vainer hours, and tutors not so careful. - MIRANDA. Heavens thank you for't! And now, I pray you, - sir, - For still 'tis beating in my mind, your reason - For raising this sea-storm? - PROSPERO. Know thus far forth: - By accident most strange, bountiful Fortune, - Now my dear lady, hath mine enemies - Brought to this shore; and by my prescience - I find my zenith doth depend upon - A most auspicious star, whose influence - If now I court not, but omit, my fortunes - Will ever after droop. Here cease more questions; - Thou art inclin'd to sleep; 'tis a good dullness, - And give it way. I know thou canst not choose. - [MIRANDA sleeps] - Come away, servant; come; I am ready now. - Approach, my Ariel. Come. - - Enter ARIEL - - ARIEL. All hail, great master! grave sir, hail! I come - To answer thy best pleasure; be't to fly, - To swim, to dive into the fire, to ride - On the curl'd clouds. To thy strong bidding task - Ariel and all his quality. - PROSPERO. Hast thou, spirit, - Perform'd to point the tempest that I bade thee? - ARIEL. To every article. - I boarded the King's ship; now on the beak, - Now in the waist, the deck, in every cabin, - I flam'd amazement. Sometime I'd divide, - And burn in many places; on the topmast, - The yards, and bowsprit, would I flame distinctly, - Then meet and join Jove's lightning, the precursors - O' th' dreadful thunder-claps, more momentary - And sight-outrunning were not; the fire and cracks - Of sulphurous roaring the most mighty Neptune - Seem to besiege, and make his bold waves tremble, - Yea, his dread trident shake. - PROSPERO. My brave spirit! - Who was so firm, so constant, that this coil - Would not infect his reason? - ARIEL. Not a soul - But felt a fever of the mad, and play'd - Some tricks of desperation. All but mariners - Plung'd in the foaming brine, and quit the vessel, - Then all afire with me; the King's son, Ferdinand, - With hair up-staring-then like reeds, not hair- - Was the first man that leapt; cried 'Hell is empty, - And all the devils are here.' - PROSPERO. Why, that's my spirit! - But was not this nigh shore? - ARIEL. Close by, my master. - PROSPERO. But are they, Ariel, safe? - ARIEL. Not a hair perish'd; - On their sustaining garments not a blemish, - But fresher than before; and, as thou bad'st me, - In troops I have dispers'd them 'bout the isle. - The King's son have I landed by himself, - Whom I left cooling of the air with sighs - In an odd angle of the isle, and sitting, - His arms in this sad knot. - PROSPERO. Of the King's ship, - The mariners, say how thou hast dispos'd, - And all the rest o' th' fleet? - ARIEL. Safely in harbour - Is the King's ship; in the deep nook, where once - Thou call'dst me up at midnight to fetch dew - From the still-vex'd Bermoothes, there she's hid; - The mariners all under hatches stowed, - Who, with a charm join'd to their suff'red labour, - I have left asleep; and for the rest o' th' fleet, - Which I dispers'd, they all have met again, - And are upon the Mediterranean flote - Bound sadly home for Naples, - Supposing that they saw the King's ship wreck'd, - And his great person perish. - PROSPERO. Ariel, thy charge - Exactly is perform'd; but there's more work. - What is the time o' th' day? - ARIEL. Past the mid season. - PROSPERO. At least two glasses. The time 'twixt six and now - Must by us both be spent most preciously. - ARIEL. Is there more toil? Since thou dost give me pains, - Let me remember thee what thou hast promis'd, - Which is not yet perform'd me. - PROSPERO. How now, moody? - What is't thou canst demand? - ARIEL. My liberty. - PROSPERO. Before the time be out? No more! - ARIEL. I prithee, - Remember I have done thee worthy service, - Told thee no lies, made thee no mistakings, serv'd - Without or grudge or grumblings. Thou didst promise - To bate me a full year. - PROSPERO. Dost thou forget - From what a torment I did free thee? - ARIEL. No. - PROSPERO. Thou dost; and think'st it much to tread the ooze - Of the salt deep, - To run upon the sharp wind of the north, - To do me business in the veins o' th' earth - When it is bak'd with frost. - ARIEL. I do not, sir. - PROSPERO. Thou liest, malignant thing. Hast thou forgot - The foul witch Sycorax, who with age and envy - Was grown into a hoop? Hast thou forgot her? - ARIEL. No, sir. - PROSPERO. Thou hast. Where was she born? - Speak; tell me. - ARIEL. Sir, in Argier. - PROSPERO. O, was she so? I must - Once in a month recount what thou hast been, - Which thou forget'st. This damn'd witch Sycorax, - For mischiefs manifold, and sorceries terrible - To enter human hearing, from Argier - Thou know'st was banish'd; for one thing she did - They would not take her life. Is not this true? - ARIEL. Ay, sir. - PROSPERO. This blue-ey'd hag was hither brought with child, - And here was left by th'sailors. Thou, my slave, - As thou report'st thyself, wast then her servant; - And, for thou wast a spirit too delicate - To act her earthy and abhorr'd commands, - Refusing her grand hests, she did confine thee, - By help of her more potent ministers, - And in her most unmitigable rage, - Into a cloven pine; within which rift - Imprison'd thou didst painfully remain - A dozen years; within which space she died, - And left thee there, where thou didst vent thy groans - As fast as mill-wheels strike. Then was this island- - Save for the son that she did litter here, - A freckl'd whelp, hag-born-not honour'd with - A human shape. - ARIEL. Yes, Caliban her son. - PROSPERO. Dull thing, I say so; he, that Caliban - Whom now I keep in service. Thou best know'st - What torment I did find thee in; thy groans - Did make wolves howl, and penetrate the breasts - Of ever-angry bears; it was a torment - To lay upon the damn'd, which Sycorax - Could not again undo. It was mine art, - When I arriv'd and heard thee, that made gape - The pine, and let thee out. - ARIEL. I thank thee, master. - PROSPERO. If thou more murmur'st, I will rend an oak - And peg thee in his knotty entrails, till - Thou hast howl'd away twelve winters. - ARIEL. Pardon, master; - I will be correspondent to command, - And do my spriting gently. - PROSPERO. Do so; and after two days - I will discharge thee. - ARIEL. That's my noble master! - What shall I do? Say what. What shall I do? - PROSPERO. Go make thyself like a nymph o' th' sea; be subject - To no sight but thine and mine, invisible - To every eyeball else. Go take this shape, - And hither come in 't. Go, hence with diligence! - Exit ARIEL - Awake, dear heart, awake; thou hast slept well; - Awake. - MIRANDA. The strangeness of your story put - Heaviness in me. - PROSPERO. Shake it off. Come on, - We'll visit Caliban, my slave, who never - Yields us kind answer. - MIRANDA. 'Tis a villain, sir, - I do not love to look on. - PROSPERO. But as 'tis, - We cannot miss him: he does make our fire, - Fetch in our wood, and serves in offices - That profit us. What ho! slave! Caliban! - Thou earth, thou! Speak. - CALIBAN. [ Within] There's wood enough within. - PROSPERO. Come forth, I say; there's other business for thee. - Come, thou tortoise! when? - - Re-enter ARIEL like a water-nymph - - Fine apparition! My quaint Ariel, - Hark in thine ear. - ARIEL. My lord, it shall be done. Exit - PROSPERO. Thou poisonous slave, got by the devil himself - Upon thy wicked dam, come forth! - - Enter CALIBAN - - CALIBAN. As wicked dew as e'er my mother brush'd - With raven's feather from unwholesome fen - Drop on you both! A south-west blow on ye - And blister you all o'er! - PROSPERO. For this, be sure, to-night thou shalt have cramps, - Side-stitches that shall pen thy breath up; urchins - Shall, for that vast of night that they may work, - All exercise on thee; thou shalt be pinch'd - As thick as honeycomb, each pinch more stinging - Than bees that made 'em. - CALIBAN. I must eat my dinner. - This island's mine, by Sycorax my mother, - Which thou tak'st from me. When thou cam'st first, - Thou strok'st me and made much of me, wouldst give me - Water with berries in't, and teach me how - To name the bigger light, and how the less, - That burn by day and night; and then I lov'd thee, - And show'd thee all the qualities o' th' isle, - The fresh springs, brine-pits, barren place and fertile. - Curs'd be I that did so! All the charms - Of Sycorax, toads, beetles, bats, light on you! - For I am all the subjects that you have, - Which first was mine own king; and here you sty me - In this hard rock, whiles you do keep from me - The rest o' th' island. - PROSPERO. Thou most lying slave, - Whom stripes may move, not kindness! I have us'd thee, - Filth as thou art, with human care, and lodg'd thee - In mine own cell, till thou didst seek to violate - The honour of my child. - CALIBAN. O ho, O ho! Would't had been done. - Thou didst prevent me; I had peopl'd else - This isle with Calibans. - MIRANDA. Abhorred slave, - Which any print of goodness wilt not take, - Being capable of all ill! I pitied thee, - Took pains to make thee speak, taught thee each hour - One thing or other. When thou didst not, savage, - Know thine own meaning, but wouldst gabble like - A thing most brutish, I endow'd thy purposes - With words that made them known. But thy vile race, - Though thou didst learn, had that in't which good natures - Could not abide to be with; therefore wast thou - Deservedly confin'd into this rock, who hadst - Deserv'd more than a prison. - CALIBAN. You taught me language, and my profit on't - Is, I know how to curse. The red plague rid you - For learning me your language! - PROSPERO. Hag-seed, hence! - Fetch us in fuel. And be quick, thou 'rt best, - To answer other business. Shrug'st thou, malice? - If thou neglect'st, or dost unwillingly - What I command, I'll rack thee with old cramps, - Fill all thy bones with aches, make thee roar, - That beasts shall tremble at thy din. - CALIBAN. No, pray thee. - [Aside] I must obey. His art is of such pow'r, - It would control my dam's god, Setebos, - And make a vassal of him. - PROSPERO. So, slave; hence! Exit CALIBAN - - Re-enter ARIEL invisible, playing ad singing; - FERDINAND following - - ARIEL'S SONG. - Come unto these yellow sands, - And then take hands; - Curtsied when you have and kiss'd, - The wild waves whist, - Foot it featly here and there, - And, sweet sprites, the burden bear. - Hark, hark! - [Burden dispersedly: Bow-wow.] - The watch dogs bark. - [Burden dispersedly: Bow-wow.] - Hark, hark! I hear - The strain of strutting chanticleer - Cry, Cock-a-diddle-dow. - FERDINAND. Where should this music be? I' th' air or th' - earth? - It sounds no more; and sure it waits upon - Some god o' th' island. Sitting on a bank, - Weeping again the King my father's wreck, - This music crept by me upon the waters, - Allaying both their fury and my passion - With its sweet air; thence I have follow'd it, - Or it hath drawn me rather. But 'tis gone. - No, it begins again. - - ARIEL'S SONG - Full fathom five thy father lies; - Of his bones are coral made; - Those are pearls that were his eyes; - Nothing of him that doth fade - But doth suffer a sea-change - Into something rich and strange. - Sea-nymphs hourly ring his knell: - [Burden: Ding-dong.] - Hark! now I hear them-Ding-dong bell. - - FERDINAND. The ditty does remember my drown'd father. - This is no mortal business, nor no sound - That the earth owes. I hear it now above me. - PROSPERO. The fringed curtains of thine eye advance, - And say what thou seest yond. - MIRANDA. What is't? a spirit? - Lord, how it looks about! Believe me, sir, - It carries a brave form. But 'tis a spirit. - PROSPERO. No, wench; it eats and sleeps and hath such senses - As we have, such. This gallant which thou seest - Was in the wreck; and but he's something stain'd - With grief, that's beauty's canker, thou mightst call him - A goodly person. He hath lost his fellows, - And strays about to find 'em. - MIRANDA. I might call him - A thing divine; for nothing natural - I ever saw so noble. - PROSPERO. [Aside] It goes on, I see, - As my soul prompts it. Spirit, fine spirit! I'll free thee - Within two days for this. - FERDINAND. Most sure, the goddess - On whom these airs attend! Vouchsafe my pray'r - May know if you remain upon this island; - And that you will some good instruction give - How I may bear me here. My prime request, - Which I do last pronounce, is, O you wonder! - If you be maid or no? - MIRANDA. No wonder, sir; - But certainly a maid. - FERDINAND. My language? Heavens! - I am the best of them that speak this speech, - Were I but where 'tis spoken. - PROSPERO. How? the best? - What wert thou, if the King of Naples heard thee? - FERDINAND. A single thing, as I am now, that wonders - To hear thee speak of Naples. He does hear me; - And that he does I weep. Myself am Naples, - Who with mine eyes, never since at ebb, beheld - The King my father wreck'd. - MIRANDA. Alack, for mercy! - FERDINAND. Yes, faith, and all his lords, the Duke of Milan - And his brave son being twain. - PROSPERO. [Aside] The Duke of Milan - And his more braver daughter could control thee, - If now 'twere fit to do't. At the first sight - They have chang'd eyes. Delicate Ariel, - I'll set thee free for this. [To FERDINAND] A word, good - sir; - I fear you have done yourself some wrong; a word. - MIRANDA. Why speaks my father so ungently? This - Is the third man that e'er I saw; the first - That e'er I sigh'd for. Pity move my father - To be inclin'd my way! - FERDINAND. O, if a virgin, - And your affection not gone forth, I'll make you - The Queen of Naples. - PROSPERO. Soft, Sir! one word more. - [Aside] They are both in either's pow'rs; but this swift - busines - I must uneasy make, lest too light winning - Make the prize light. [To FERDINAND] One word more; I - charge thee - That thou attend me; thou dost here usurp - The name thou ow'st not; and hast put thyself - Upon this island as a spy, to win it - From me, the lord on't. - FERDINAND. No, as I am a man. - MIRANDA. There's nothing ill can dwell in such a temple. - If the ill spirit have so fair a house, - Good things will strive to dwell with't. - PROSPERO. Follow me. - Speak not you for him; he's a traitor. Come; - I'll manacle thy neck and feet together. - Sea-water shalt thou drink; thy food shall be - The fresh-brook mussels, wither'd roots, and husks - Wherein the acorn cradled. Follow. - FERDINAND. No; - I will resist such entertainment till - Mine enemy has more power. - [He draws, and is charmed from moving] - MIRANDA. O dear father, - Make not too rash a trial of him, for - He's gentle, and not fearful. - PROSPERO. What, I say, - My foot my tutor? Put thy sword up, traitor; - Who mak'st a show but dar'st not strike, thy conscience - Is so possess'd with guilt. Come from thy ward; - For I can here disarm thee with this stick - And make thy weapon drop. - MIRANDA. Beseech you, father! - PROSPERO. Hence! Hang not on my garments. - MIRANDA. Sir, have pity; - I'll be his surety. - PROSPERO. Silence! One word more - Shall make me chide thee, if not hate thee. What! - An advocate for an impostor! hush! - Thou think'st there is no more such shapes as he, - Having seen but him and Caliban. Foolish wench! - To th' most of men this is a Caliban, - And they to him are angels. - MIRANDA. My affections - Are then most humble; I have no ambition - To see a goodlier man. - PROSPERO. Come on; obey. - Thy nerves are in their infancy again, - And have no vigour in them. - FERDINAND. So they are; - My spirits, as in a dream, are all bound up. - My father's loss, the weakness which I feel, - The wreck of all my friends, nor this man's threats - To whom I am subdu'd, are but light to me, - Might I but through my prison once a day - Behold this maid. All corners else o' th' earth - Let liberty make use of; space enough - Have I in such a prison. - PROSPERO. [Aside] It works. [To FERDINAND] Come on.- - Thou hast done well, fine Ariel! [To FERDINAND] Follow - me. - [To ARIEL] Hark what thou else shalt do me. - MIRANDA. Be of comfort; - My father's of a better nature, sir, - Than he appears by speech; this is unwonted - Which now came from him. - PROSPERO. [To ARIEL] Thou shalt be as free - As mountain winds; but then exactly do - All points of my command. - ARIEL. To th' syllable. - PROSPERO. [To FERDINAND] Come, follow. [To MIRANDA] - Speak not for him. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE 1 - -Another part of the island - -Enter ALONSO, SEBASTIAN, ANTONIO, GONZALO, ADRIAN, FRANCISCO, and OTHERS - - GONZALO. Beseech you, sir, be merry; you have cause, - So have we all, of joy; for our escape - Is much beyond our loss. Our hint of woe - Is common; every day, some sailor's wife, - The masters of some merchant, and the merchant, - Have just our theme of woe; but for the miracle, - I mean our preservation, few in millions - Can speak like us. Then wisely, good sir, weigh - Our sorrow with our comfort. - ALONSO. Prithee, peace. - SEBASTIAN. He receives comfort like cold porridge. - ANTONIO. The visitor will not give him o'er so. - SEBASTIAN. Look, he's winding up the watch of his wit; by - and by it will strike. - GONZALO. Sir- - SEBASTIAN. One-Tell. - GONZALO. When every grief is entertain'd that's offer'd, - Comes to th' entertainer- - SEBASTIAN. A dollar. - GONZALO. Dolour comes to him, indeed; you have spoken - truer than you purpos'd. - SEBASTIAN. You have taken it wiselier than I meant you - should. - GONZALO. Therefore, my lord- - ANTONIO. Fie, what a spendthrift is he of his tongue! - ALONSO. I prithee, spare. - GONZALO. Well, I have done; but yet- - SEBASTIAN. He will be talking. - ANTONIO. Which, of he or Adrian, for a good wager, first - begins to crow? - SEBASTIAN. The old cock. - ANTONIO. The cock'rel. - SEBASTIAN. Done. The wager? - ANTONIO. A laughter. - SEBASTIAN. A match! - ADRIAN. Though this island seem to be desert- - ANTONIO. Ha, ha, ha! - SEBASTIAN. So, you're paid. - ADRIAN. Uninhabitable, and almost inaccessible- - SEBASTIAN. Yet- - ADRIAN. Yet- - ANTONIO. He could not miss't. - ADRIAN. It must needs be of subtle, tender, and delicate - temperance. - ANTONIO. Temperance was a delicate wench. - SEBASTIAN. Ay, and a subtle; as he most learnedly - deliver'd. - ADRIAN. The air breathes upon us here most sweetly. - SEBASTIAN. As if it had lungs, and rotten ones. - ANTONIO. Or, as 'twere perfum'd by a fen. - GONZALO. Here is everything advantageous to life. - ANTONIO. True; save means to live. - SEBASTIAN. Of that there's none, or little. - GONZALO. How lush and lusty the grass looks! how green! - ANTONIO. The ground indeed is tawny. - SEBASTIAN. With an eye of green in't. - ANTONIO. He misses not much. - SEBASTIAN. No; he doth but mistake the truth totally. - GONZALO. But the rarity of it is, which is indeed almost - beyond credit- - SEBASTIAN. As many vouch'd rarities are. - GONZALO. That our garments, being, as they were, drench'd - in the sea, hold, notwithstanding, their freshness and - glosses, being rather new-dy'd, than stain'd with salt - water. - ANTONIO. If but one of his pockets could speak, would it - not say he lies? - SEBASTIAN. Ay, or very falsely pocket up his report. - GONZALO. Methinks our garments are now as fresh as when - we put them on first in Afric, at the marriage of the - King's fair daughter Claribel to the King of Tunis. - SEBASTIAN. 'Twas a sweet marriage, and we prosper well in - our return. - ADRIAN. Tunis was never grac'd before with such a paragon - to their queen. - GONZALO. Not since widow Dido's time. - ANTONIO. Widow! a pox o' that! How came that 'widow' - in? Widow Dido! - SEBASTIAN. What if he had said 'widower Aeneas' too? - Good Lord, how you take it! - ADRIAN. 'Widow Dido' said you? You make me study of - that. She was of Carthage, not of Tunis. - GONZALO. This Tunis, sir, was Carthage. - ADRIAN. Carthage? - GONZALO. I assure you, Carthage. - ANTONIO. His word is more than the miraculous harp. - SEBASTIAN. He hath rais'd the wall, and houses too. - ANTONIO. What impossible matter will he make easy next? - SEBASTIAN. I think he will carry this island home in his - pocket, and give it his son for an apple. - ANTONIO. And, sowing the kernels of it in the sea, bring - forth more islands. - GONZALO. Ay. - ANTONIO. Why, in good time. - GONZALO. Sir, we were talking that our garments seem now - as fresh as when we were at Tunis at the marriage of - your daughter, who is now Queen. - ANTONIO. And the rarest that e'er came there. - SEBASTIAN. Bate, I beseech you, widow Dido. - ANTONIO. O, widow Dido! Ay, widow Dido. - GONZALO. Is not, sir, my doublet as fresh as the first day I - wore it? I mean, in a sort. - ANTONIO. That 'sort' was well fish'd for. - GONZALO. When I wore it at your daughter's marriage? - ALONSO. You cram these words into mine ears against - The stomach of my sense. Would I had never - Married my daughter there; for, coming thence, - My son is lost; and, in my rate, she too, - Who is so far from Italy removed - I ne'er again shall see her. O thou mine heir - Of Naples and of Milan, what strange fish - Hath made his meal on thee? - FRANCISCO. Sir, he may live; - I saw him beat the surges under him, - And ride upon their backs; he trod the water, - Whose enmity he flung aside, and breasted - The surge most swoln that met him; his bold head - 'Bove the contentious waves he kept, and oared - Himself with his good arms in lusty stroke - To th' shore, that o'er his wave-worn basis bowed, - As stooping to relieve him. I not doubt - He came alive to land. - ALONSO. No, no, he's gone. - SEBASTIAN. Sir, you may thank yourself for this great loss, - That would not bless our Europe with your daughter, - But rather lose her to an African; - Where she, at least, is banish'd from your eye, - Who hath cause to wet the grief on't. - ALONSO. Prithee, peace. - SEBASTIAN. You were kneel'd to, and importun'd otherwise - By all of us; and the fair soul herself - Weigh'd between loathness and obedience at - Which end o' th' beam should bow. We have lost your son, - I fear, for ever. Milan and Naples have - Moe widows in them of this business' making, - Than we bring men to comfort them; - The fault's your own. - ALONSO. So is the dear'st o' th' loss. - GONZALO. My lord Sebastian, - The truth you speak doth lack some gentleness, - And time to speak it in; you rub the sore, - When you should bring the plaster. - SEBASTIAN. Very well. - ANTONIO. And most chirurgeonly. - GONZALO. It is foul weather in us all, good sir, - When you are cloudy. - SEBASTIAN. Foul weather? - ANTONIO. Very foul. - GONZALO. Had I plantation of this isle, my lord- - ANTONIO. He'd sow 't with nettle-seed. - SEBASTIAN. Or docks, or mallows. - GONZALO. And were the king on't, what would I do? - SEBASTIAN. Scape being drunk for want of wine. - GONZALO. I' th' commonwealth I would by contraries - Execute all things; for no kind of traffic - Would I admit; no name of magistrate; - Letters should not be known; riches, poverty, - And use of service, none; contract, succession, - Bourn, bound of land, tilth, vineyard, none; - No use of metal, corn, or wine, or oil; - No occupation; all men idle, all; - And women too, but innocent and pure; - No sovereignty- - SEBASTIAN. Yet he would be king on't. - ANTONIO. The latter end of his commonwealth forgets the - beginning. - GONZALO. All things in common nature should produce - Without sweat or endeavour. Treason, felony, - Sword, pike, knife, gun, or need of any engine, - Would I not have; but nature should bring forth, - Of it own kind, all foison, all abundance, - To feed my innocent people. - SEBASTIAN. No marrying 'mong his subjects? - ANTONIO. None, man; all idle; whores and knaves. - GONZALO. I would with such perfection govern, sir, - T' excel the golden age. - SEBASTIAN. Save his Majesty! - ANTONIO. Long live Gonzalo! - GONZALO. And-do you mark me, sir? - ALONSO. Prithee, no more; thou dost talk nothing to me. - GONZALO. I do well believe your Highness; and did it to - minister occasion to these gentlemen, who are of such - sensible and nimble lungs that they always use to laugh - at nothing. - ANTONIO. 'Twas you we laugh'd at. - GONZALO. Who in this kind of merry fooling am nothing to - you; so you may continue, and laugh at nothing still. - ANTONIO. What a blow was there given! - SEBASTIAN. An it had not fall'n flat-long. - GONZALO. You are gentlemen of brave mettle; you would - lift the moon out of her sphere, if she would continue - in it five weeks without changing. - - Enter ARIEL, invisible, playing solemn music - - SEBASTIAN. We would so, and then go a-bat-fowling. - ANTONIO. Nay, good my lord, be not angry. - GONZALO. No, I warrant you; I will not adventure my - discretion so weakly. Will you laugh me asleep, for I am - very heavy? - ANTONIO. Go sleep, and hear us. - [All sleep but ALONSO, SEBASTIAN and ANTONIO] - ALONSO. What, all so soon asleep! I wish mine eyes - Would, with themselves, shut up my thoughts; I find - They are inclin'd to do so. - SEBASTIAN. Please you, sir, - Do not omit the heavy offer of it: - It seldom visits sorrow; when it doth, - It is a comforter. - ANTONIO. We two, my lord, - Will guard your person while you take your rest, - And watch your safety. - ALONSO. Thank you-wondrous heavy! - [ALONSO sleeps. Exit ARIEL] - SEBASTIAN. What a strange drowsiness possesses them! - ANTONIO. It is the quality o' th' climate. - SEBASTIAN. Why - Doth it not then our eyelids sink? I find not - Myself dispos'd to sleep. - ANTONIO. Nor I; my spirits are nimble. - They fell together all, as by consent; - They dropp'd, as by a thunder-stroke. What might, - Worthy Sebastian? O, what might! No more! - And yet methinks I see it in thy face, - What thou shouldst be; th' occasion speaks thee; and - My strong imagination sees a crown - Dropping upon thy head. - SEBASTIAN. What, art thou waking? - ANTONIO. Do you not hear me speak? - SEBASTIAN. I do; and surely - It is a sleepy language, and thou speak'st - Out of thy sleep. What is it thou didst say? - This is a strange repose, to be asleep - With eyes wide open; standing, speaking, moving, - And yet so fast asleep. - ANTONIO. Noble Sebastian, - Thou let'st thy fortune sleep-die rather; wink'st - Whiles thou art waking. - SEBASTIAN. Thou dost snore distinctly; - There's meaning in thy snores. - ANTONIO. I am more serious than my custom; you - Must be so too, if heed me; which to do - Trebles thee o'er. - SEBASTIAN. Well, I am standing water. - ANTONIO. I'll teach you how to flow. - SEBASTIAN. Do so: to ebb, - Hereditary sloth instructs me. - ANTONIO. O, - If you but knew how you the purpose cherish, - Whiles thus you mock it! how, in stripping it, - You more invest it! Ebbing men indeed, - Most often, do so near the bottom run - By their own fear or sloth. - SEBASTIAN. Prithee say on. - The setting of thine eye and cheek proclaim - A matter from thee; and a birth, indeed, - Which throes thee much to yield. - ANTONIO. Thus, sir: - Although this lord of weak remembrance, this - Who shall be of as little memory - When he is earth'd, hath here almost persuaded- - For he's a spirit of persuasion, only - Professes to persuade-the King his son's alive, - 'Tis as impossible that he's undrown'd - As he that sleeps here swims. - SEBASTIAN. I have no hope - That he's undrown'd. - ANTONIO. O, out of that 'no hope' - What great hope have you! No hope that way is - Another way so high a hope, that even - Ambition cannot pierce a wink beyond, - But doubt discovery there. Will you grant with me - That Ferdinand is drown'd? - SEBASTIAN. He's gone. - ANTONIO. Then tell me, - Who's the next heir of Naples? - SEBASTIAN. Claribel. - ANTONIO. She that is Queen of Tunis; she that dwells - Ten leagues beyond man's life; she that from Naples - Can have no note, unless the sun were post, - The Man i' th' Moon's too slow, till newborn chins - Be rough and razorable; she that from whom - We all were sea-swallow'd, though some cast again, - And by that destiny, to perform an act - Whereof what's past is prologue, what to come - In yours and my discharge. - SEBASTIAN. What stuff is this! How say you? - 'Tis true, my brother's daughter's Queen of Tunis; - So is she heir of Naples; 'twixt which regions - There is some space. - ANTONIO. A space whose ev'ry cubit - Seems to cry out 'How shall that Claribel - Measure us back to Naples? Keep in Tunis, - And let Sebastian wake.' Say this were death - That now hath seiz'd them; why, they were no worse - Than now they are. There be that can rule Naples - As well as he that sleeps; lords that can prate - As amply and unnecessarily - As this Gonzalo; I myself could make - A chough of as deep chat. O, that you bore - The mind that I do! What a sleep were this - For your advancement! Do you understand me? - SEBASTIAN. Methinks I do. - ANTONIO. And how does your content - Tender your own good fortune? - SEBASTIAN. I remember - You did supplant your brother Prospero. - ANTONIO. True. - And look how well my garments sit upon me, - Much feater than before. My brother's servants - Were then my fellows; now they are my men. - SEBASTIAN. But, for your conscience- - ANTONIO. Ay, sir; where lies that? If 'twere a kibe, - 'Twould put me to my slipper; but I feel not - This deity in my bosom; twenty consciences - That stand 'twixt me and Milan, candied be they - And melt, ere they molest! Here lies your brother, - No better than the earth he lies upon, - If he were that which now he's like-that's dead; - Whom I with this obedient steel, three inches of it, - Can lay to bed for ever; whiles you, doing thus, - To the perpetual wink for aye might put - This ancient morsel, this Sir Prudence, who - Should not upbraid our course. For all the rest, - They'll take suggestion as a cat laps milk; - They'll tell the clock to any business that - We say befits the hour. - SEBASTIAN. Thy case, dear friend, - Shall be my precedent; as thou got'st Milan, - I'll come by Naples. Draw thy sword. One stroke - Shall free thee from the tribute which thou payest; - And I the King shall love thee. - ANTONIO. Draw together; - And when I rear my hand, do you the like, - To fall it on Gonzalo. - SEBASTIAN. O, but one word. [They talk apart] - - Re-enter ARIEL, invisible, with music and song - - ARIEL. My master through his art foresees the danger - That you, his friend, are in; and sends me forth- - For else his project dies-to keep them living. - [Sings in GONZALO'S ear] - While you here do snoring lie, - Open-ey'd conspiracy - His time doth take. - If of life you keep a care, - Shake off slumber, and beware. - Awake, awake! - - ANTONIO. Then let us both be sudden. - GONZALO. Now, good angels - Preserve the King! [They wake] - ALONSO. Why, how now?-Ho, awake!-Why are you drawn? - Wherefore this ghastly looking? - GONZALO. What's the matter? - SEBASTIAN. Whiles we stood here securing your repose, - Even now, we heard a hollow burst of bellowing - Like bulls, or rather lions; did't not wake you? - It struck mine ear most terribly. - ALONSO. I heard nothing. - ANTONIO. O, 'twas a din to fright a monster's ear, - To make an earthquake! Sure it was the roar - Of a whole herd of lions. - ALONSO. Heard you this, Gonzalo? - GONZALO. Upon mine honour, sir, I heard a humming, - And that a strange one too, which did awake me; - I shak'd you, sir, and cried; as mine eyes open'd, - I saw their weapons drawn-there was a noise, - That's verily. 'Tis best we stand upon our guard, - Or that we quit this place. Let's draw our weapons. - ALONSO. Lead off this ground; and let's make further - search - For my poor son. - GONZALO. Heavens keep him from these beasts! - For he is, sure, i' th' island. - ALONSO. Lead away. - ARIEL. Prospero my lord shall know what I have done; - So, King, go safely on to seek thy son. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 2 - -Another part of the island - -Enter CALIBAN, with a burden of wood. A noise of thunder heard - - CALIBAN. All the infections that the sun sucks up - From bogs, fens, flats, on Prosper fall, and make him - By inch-meal a disease! His spirits hear me, - And yet I needs must curse. But they'll nor pinch, - Fright me with urchin-shows, pitch me i' th' mire, - Nor lead me, like a firebrand, in the dark - Out of my way, unless he bid 'em; but - For every trifle are they set upon me; - Sometime like apes that mow and chatter at me, - And after bite me; then like hedgehogs which - Lie tumbling in my barefoot way, and mount - Their pricks at my footfall; sometime am I - All wound with adders, who with cloven tongues - Do hiss me into madness. - - Enter TRINCULO - - Lo, now, lo! - Here comes a spirit of his, and to torment me - For bringing wood in slowly. I'll fall flat; - Perchance he will not mind me. - TRINCULO. Here's neither bush nor shrub to bear off any - weather at all, and another storm brewing; I hear it - sing i' th' wind. Yond same black cloud, yond huge one, - looks like a foul bombard that would shed his liquor. If - it should thunder as it did before, I know not where to - hide my head. Yond same cloud cannot choose but fall by - pailfuls. What have we here? a man or a fish? dead or - alive? A fish: he smells like a fish; a very ancient and - fish-like smell; kind of not-of-the-newest Poor-John. A - strange fish! Were I in England now, as once I was, and - had but this fish painted, not a holiday fool there but - would give a piece of silver. There would this monster - make a man; any strange beast there makes a man; when - they will not give a doit to relieve a lame beggar, they - will lay out ten to see a dead Indian. Legg'd like a - man, and his fins like arms! Warm, o' my troth! I do now - let loose my opinion; hold it no longer: this is no - fish, but an islander, that hath lately suffered by - thunderbolt. [Thunder] Alas, the storm is come again! My - best way is to creep under his gaberdine; there is no - other shelter hereabout. Misery acquaints a man with - strange bed-fellows. I will here shroud till the dregs - of the storm be past. - - Enter STEPHANO singing; a bottle in his hand - - STEPHANO. I shall no more to sea, to sea, - Here shall I die ashore- - This is a very scurvy tune to sing at a man's funeral; - well, here's my comfort. [Drinks] - - The master, the swabber, the boatswain, and I, - The gunner, and his mate, - Lov'd Mall, Meg, and Marian, and Margery, - But none of us car'd for Kate; - For she had a tongue with a tang, - Would cry to a sailor 'Go hang!' - She lov'd not the savour of tar nor of pitch, - Yet a tailor might scratch her where'er she did itch. - Then to sea, boys, and let her go hang! - - This is a scurvy tune too; but here's my comfort. - [Drinks] - CALIBAN. Do not torment me. O! - STEPHANO. What's the matter? Have we devils here? Do you - put tricks upon 's with savages and men of Ind? Ha! I - have not scap'd drowning to be afeard now of your four - legs; for it hath been said: As proper a man as ever - went on four legs cannot make him give ground; and it - shall be said so again, while Stephano breathes at - nostrils. - CALIBAN. The spirit torments me. O! - STEPHANO. This is some monster of the isle with four legs, - who hath got, as I take it, an ague. Where the devil - should he learn our language? I will give him some - relief, if it be but for that. If I can recover him, and - keep him tame, and get to Naples with him, he's a - present for any emperor that ever trod on neat's - leather. - CALIBAN. Do not torment me, prithee; I'll bring my wood - home faster. - STEPHANO. He's in his fit now, and does not talk after the - wisest. He shall taste of my bottle; if he have never - drunk wine afore, it will go near to remove his fit. If - I can recover him, and keep him tame, I will not take - too much for him; he shall pay for him that hath him, - and that soundly. - CALIBAN. Thou dost me yet but little hurt; thou wilt anon, - I know it by thy trembling; now Prosper works upon thee. - STEPHANO. Come on your ways; open your mouth; here is - that which will give language to you, cat. Open your - mouth; this will shake your shaking, I can tell you, and - that soundly; you cannot tell who's your friend. Open - your chaps again. - TRINCULO. I should know that voice; it should be-but he is - drown'd; and these are devils. O, defend me! - STEPHANO. Four legs and two voices; a most delicate monster! - His forward voice, now, is to speak well of his - friend; his backward voice is to utter foul speeches and - to detract. If all the wine in my bottle will recover - him, I will help his ague. Come-Amen! I will pour some - in thy other mouth. - TRINCULO. Stephano! - STEPHANO. Doth thy other mouth call me? Mercy, mercy! - This is a devil, and no monster; I will leave him; I - have no long spoon. - TRINCULO. Stephano! If thou beest Stephano, touch me, and - speak to me; for I am Trinculo-be not afeard-thy good - friend Trinculo. - STEPHANO. If thou beest Trinculo, come forth; I'll pull - the by the lesser legs; if any be Trinculo's legs, these - are they. Thou art very Trinculo indeed! How cam'st thou - to be the siege of this moon-calf? Can he vent - Trinculos? - TRINCULO. I took him to be kill'd with a thunderstroke. - But art thou not drown'd, Stephano? I hope now thou are - not drown'd. Is the storm overblown? I hid me under the - dead moon-calf's gaberdine for fear of the storm. And - art thou living, Stephano? O Stephano, two Neapolitans - scap'd! - STEPHANO. Prithee, do not turn me about; my stomach is not - constant. - CALIBAN. [Aside] These be fine things, an if they be not - sprites. - That's a brave god, and bears celestial liquor. - I will kneel to him. - STEPHANO. How didst thou scape? How cam'st thou hither? - Swear by this bottle how thou cam'st hither-I escap'd - upon a butt of sack, which the sailors heaved o'erboard- - by this bottle, which I made of the bark of a tree, with - mine own hands, since I was cast ashore. - CALIBAN. I'll swear upon that bottle to be thy true - subject, for the liquor is not earthly. - STEPHANO. Here; swear then how thou escap'dst. - TRINCULO. Swum ashore, man, like a duck; I can swim like - a duck, I'll be sworn. - STEPHANO. [Passing the bottle] Here, kiss the book. Though - thou canst swim like a duck, thou art made like a - goose. - TRINCULO. O Stephano, hast any more of this? - STEPHANO. The whole butt, man; my cellar is in a rock by - th' seaside, where my wine is hid. How now, moon-calf! - How does thine ague? - CALIBAN. Hast thou not dropp'd from heaven? - STEPHANO. Out o' th' moon, I do assure thee; I was the Man - i' th' Moon, when time was. - CALIBAN. I have seen thee in her, and I do adore thee. My - mistress show'd me thee, and thy dog and thy bush. - STEPHANO. Come, swear to that; kiss the book. I will - furnish it anon with new contents. Swear. - [CALIBAN drinks] - TRINCULO. By this good light, this is a very shallow - monster! - I afeard of him! A very weak monster! The Man i' th' - Moon! A most poor credulous monster! Well drawn, - monster, in good sooth! - CALIBAN. I'll show thee every fertile inch o' th' island; - and will kiss thy foot. I prithee be my god. - TRINCULO. By this light, a most perfidious and drunken - monster! When's god's asleep he'll rob his bottle. - CALIBAN. I'll kiss thy foot; I'll swear myself thy - subject. - STEPHANO. Come on, then; down, and swear. - TRINCULO. I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy- - headed monster. A most scurvy monster! I could find in - my heart to beat him- - STEPHANO. Come, kiss. - TRINCULO. But that the poor monster's in drink. An - abominable monster! - CALIBAN. I'll show thee the best springs; I'll pluck thee - berries; - I'll fish for thee, and get thee wood enough. - A plague upon the tyrant that I serve! - I'll bear him no more sticks, but follow thee, - Thou wondrous man. - TRINCULO. A most ridiculous monster, to make a wonder of - a poor drunkard! - CALIBAN. I prithee let me bring thee where crabs grow; - And I with my long nails will dig thee pig-nuts; - Show thee a jay's nest, and instruct thee how - To snare the nimble marmoset; I'll bring thee - To clust'ring filberts, and sometimes I'll get thee - Young scamels from the rock. Wilt thou go with me? - STEPHANO. I prithee now, lead the way without any more - talking. Trinculo, the King and all our company else - being drown'd, we will inherit here. Here, bear my bottle. - Fellow Trinculo, we'll fill him by and by again. - CALIBAN. [Sings drunkenly] Farewell, master; farewell, - farewell! - TRINCULO. A howling monster; a drunken monster! - CALIBAN. No more dams I'll make for fish; - Nor fetch in firing - At requiring, - Nor scrape trenchering, nor wash dish. - 'Ban 'Ban, Ca-Caliban, - Has a new master-Get a new man. - Freedom, high-day! high-day, freedom! freedom, high- - day, freedom! - STEPHANO. O brave monster! Lead the way. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE 1 - -Before PROSPERO'S cell - -Enter FERDINAND, hearing a log - - FERDINAND. There be some sports are painful, and their - labour - Delight in them sets off; some kinds of baseness - Are nobly undergone, and most poor matters - Point to rich ends. This my mean task - Would be as heavy to me as odious, but - The mistress which I serve quickens what's dead, - And makes my labours pleasures. O, she is - Ten times more gentle than her father's crabbed; - And he's compos'd of harshness. I must remove - Some thousands of these logs, and pile them up, - Upon a sore injunction; my sweet mistress - Weeps when she sees me work, and says such baseness - Had never like executor. I forget; - But these sweet thoughts do even refresh my labours, - Most busy, least when I do it. - - Enter MIRANDA; and PROSPERO at a distance, unseen - - MIRANDA. Alas, now; pray you, - Work not so hard; I would the lightning had - Burnt up those logs that you are enjoin'd to pile. - Pray, set it down and rest you; when this burns, - 'Twill weep for having wearied you. My father - Is hard at study; pray, now, rest yourself; - He's safe for these three hours. - FERDINAND. O most dear mistress, - The sun will set before I shall discharge - What I must strive to do. - MIRANDA. If you'll sit down, - I'll bear your logs the while; pray give me that; - I'll carry it to the pile. - FERDINAND. No, precious creature; - I had rather crack my sinews, break my back, - Than you should such dishonour undergo, - While I sit lazy by. - MIRANDA. It would become me - As well as it does you; and I should do it - With much more ease; for my good will is to it, - And yours it is against. - PROSPERO. [Aside] Poor worm, thou art infected! - This visitation shows it. - MIRANDA. You look wearily. - FERDINAND. No, noble mistress; 'tis fresh morning with me - When you are by at night. I do beseech you, - Chiefly that I might set it in my prayers, - What is your name? - MIRANDA. Miranda-O my father, - I have broke your hest to say so! - FERDINAND. Admir'd Miranda! - What's dearest to the world! Full many a lady - I have ey'd with best regard; and many a time - Th' harmony of their tongues hath into bondage - Brought my too diligent ear; for several virtues - Have I lik'd several women, never any - With so full soul, but some defect in her - Did quarrel with the noblest grace she ow'd, - And put it to the foil; but you, O you, - So perfect and so peerless, are created - Of every creature's best! - MIRANDA. I do not know - One of my sex; no woman's face remember, - Save, from my glass, mine own; nor have I seen - More that I may call men than you, good friend, - And my dear father. How features are abroad, - I am skilless of; but, by my modesty, - The jewel in my dower, I would not wish - Any companion in the world but you; - Nor can imagination form a shape, - Besides yourself, to like of. But I prattle - Something too wildly, and my father's precepts - I therein do forget. - FERDINAND. I am, in my condition, - A prince, Miranda; I do think, a king- - I would not so!-and would no more endure - This wooden slavery than to suffer - The flesh-fly blow my mouth. Hear my soul speak: - The very instant that I saw you, did - My heart fly to your service; there resides - To make me slave to it; and for your sake - Am I this patient log-man. - MIRANDA. Do you love me? - FERDINAND. O heaven, O earth, bear witness to this sound, - And crown what I profess with kind event, - If I speak true! If hollowly, invert - What best is boded me to mischief! I, - Beyond all limit of what else i' th' world, - Do love, prize, honour you. - MIRANDA. I am a fool - To weep at what I am glad of. - PROSPERO. [Aside] Fair encounter - Of two most rare affections! Heavens rain grace - On that which breeds between 'em! - FERDINAND. Wherefore weep you? - MIRANDA. At mine unworthiness, that dare not offer - What I desire to give, and much less take - What I shall die to want. But this is trifling; - And all the more it seeks to hide itself, - The bigger bulk it shows. Hence, bashful cunning! - And prompt me, plain and holy innocence! - I am your wife, if you will marry me; - If not, I'll die your maid. To be your fellow - You may deny me; but I'll be your servant, - Whether you will or no. - FERDINAND. My mistress, dearest; - And I thus humble ever. - MIRANDA. My husband, then? - FERDINAND. Ay, with a heart as willing - As bondage e'er of freedom. Here's my hand. - MIRANDA. And mine, with my heart in't. And now farewell - Till half an hour hence. - FERDINAND. A thousand thousand! - Exeunt FERDINAND and MIRANDA severally - PROSPERO. So glad of this as they I cannot be, - Who are surpris'd withal; but my rejoicing - At nothing can be more. I'll to my book; - For yet ere supper time must I perform - Much business appertaining. Exit - - - - -SCENE 2 - -Another part of the island - -Enter CALIBAN, STEPHANO, and TRINCULO - - STEPHANO. Tell not me-when the butt is out we will drink - water, not a drop before; therefore bear up, and board - 'em. Servant-monster, drink to me. - TRINCULO. Servant-monster! The folly of this island! They - say there's but five upon this isle: we are three of - them; if th' other two be brain'd like us, the state - totters. - STEPHANO. Drink, servant-monster, when I bid thee; thy - eyes are almost set in thy head. - TRINCULO. Where should they be set else? He were a brave - monster indeed, if they were set in his tail. - STEPHANO. My man-monster hath drown'd his tongue in - sack. For my part, the sea cannot drown me; I swam, ere - I could recover the shore, five and thirty leagues, off - and on. By this light, thou shalt be my lieutenant, - monster, or my standard. - TRINCULO. Your lieutenant, if you list; he's no standard. - STEPHANO. We'll not run, Monsieur Monster. - TRINCULO. Nor go neither; but you'll lie like dogs, and - yet say nothing neither. - STEPHANO. Moon-calf, speak once in thy life, if thou beest - a good moon-calf. - CALIBAN. How does thy honour? Let me lick thy shoe. - I'll not serve him; he is not valiant. - TRINCULO. Thou liest, most ignorant monster: I am in case - to justle a constable. Why, thou debosh'd fish, thou, - was there ever man a coward that hath drunk so much sack - as I to-day? Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie, being but - half fish and half a monster? - CALIBAN. Lo, how he mocks me! Wilt thou let him, my - lord? - TRINCULO. 'Lord' quoth he! That a monster should be such - a natural! - CALIBAN. Lo, lo again! Bite him to death, I prithee. - STEPHANO. Trinculo, keep a good tongue in your head; if - you prove a mutineer-the next tree! The poor monster's - my subject, and he shall not suffer indignity. - CALIBAN. I thank my noble lord. Wilt thou be pleas'd to - hearken once again to the suit I made to thee? - STEPHANO. Marry will I; kneel and repeat it; I will stand, - and so shall Trinculo. - - Enter ARIEL, invisible - - CALIBAN. As I told thee before, I am subject to a tyrant, - sorcerer, that by his cunning hath cheated me of the - island. - ARIEL. Thou liest. - CALIBAN. Thou liest, thou jesting monkey, thou; - I would my valiant master would destroy thee. - I do not lie. - STEPHANO. Trinculo, if you trouble him any more in's tale, - by this hand, I will supplant some of your teeth. - TRINCULO. Why, I said nothing. - STEPHANO. Mum, then, and no more. Proceed. - CALIBAN. I say, by sorcery he got this isle; - From me he got it. If thy greatness will - Revenge it on him-for I know thou dar'st, - But this thing dare not- - STEPHANO. That's most certain. - CALIBAN. Thou shalt be lord of it, and I'll serve thee. - STEPHANO. How now shall this be compass'd? Canst thou - bring me to the party? - CALIBAN. Yea, yea, my lord; I'll yield him thee asleep, - Where thou mayst knock a nail into his head. - ARIEL. Thou liest; thou canst not. - CALIBAN. What a pied ninny's this! Thou scurvy patch! - I do beseech thy greatness, give him blows, - And take his bottle from him. When that's gone - He shall drink nought but brine; for I'll not show him - Where the quick freshes are. - STEPHANO. Trinculo, run into no further danger; interrupt - the monster one word further and, by this hand, I'll turn - my mercy out o' doors, and make a stock-fish of thee. - TRINCULO. Why, what did I? I did nothing. I'll go farther - off. - STEPHANO. Didst thou not say he lied? - ARIEL. Thou liest. - STEPHANO. Do I so? Take thou that. [Beats him] As you like - this, give me the lie another time. - TRINCULO. I did not give the lie. Out o' your wits and - hearing too? A pox o' your bottle! This can sack and - drinking do. A murrain on your monster, and the devil - take your fingers! - CALIBAN. Ha, ha, ha! - STEPHANO. Now, forward with your tale.-Prithee stand - further off. - CALIBAN. Beat him enough; after a little time, I'll beat - him too. - STEPHANO. Stand farther. Come, proceed. - CALIBAN. Why, as I told thee, 'tis a custom with him - I' th' afternoon to sleep; there thou mayst brain him, - Having first seiz'd his books; or with a log - Batter his skull, or paunch him with a stake, - Or cut his wezand with thy knife. Remember - First to possess his books; for without them - He's but a sot, as I am, nor hath not - One spirit to command; they all do hate him - As rootedly as I. Burn but his books. - He has brave utensils-for so he calls them- - Which, when he has a house, he'll deck withal. - And that most deeply to consider is - The beauty of his daughter; he himself - Calls her a nonpareil. I never saw a woman - But only Sycorax my dam and she; - But she as far surpasseth Sycorax - As great'st does least. - STEPHANO. Is it so brave a lass? - CALIBAN. Ay, lord; she will become thy bed, I warrant, - And bring thee forth brave brood. - STEPHANO. Monster, I will kill this man; his daughter and I - will be King and Queen-save our Graces!-and Trinculo - and thyself shall be viceroys. Dost thou like the plot, - Trinculo? - TRINCULO. Excellent. - STEPHANO. Give me thy hand; I am sorry I beat thee; but - while thou liv'st, keep a good tongue in thy head. - CALIBAN. Within this half hour will he be asleep. - Wilt thou destroy him then? - STEPHANO. Ay, on mine honour. - ARIEL. This will I tell my master. - CALIBAN. Thou mak'st me merry; I am full of pleasure. - Let us be jocund; will you troll the catch - You taught me but while-ere? - STEPHANO. At thy request, monster, I will do reason, any - reason. Come on, Trinculo, let us sing. [Sings] - - Flout 'em and scout 'em, - And scout 'em and flout 'em; - Thought is free. - - CALIBAN. That's not the tune. - [ARIEL plays the tune on a tabor and pipe] - STEPHANO. What is this same? - TRINCULO. This is the tune of our catch, play'd by the - picture of Nobody. - STEPHANO. If thou beest a man, show thyself in thy - likeness; if thou beest a devil, take't as thou list. - TRINCULO. O, forgive me my sins! - STEPHANO. He that dies pays all debts. I defy thee. Mercy - upon us! - CALIBAN. Art thou afeard? - STEPHANO. No, monster, not I. - CALIBAN. Be not afeard. The isle is full of noises, - Sounds, and sweet airs, that give delight, and hurt not. - Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments - Will hum about mine ears; and sometimes voices, - That, if I then had wak'd after long sleep, - Will make me sleep again; and then, in dreaming, - The clouds methought would open and show riches - Ready to drop upon me, that, when I wak'd, - I cried to dream again. - STEPHANO. This will prove a brave kingdom to me, where I - shall have my music for nothing. - CALIBAN. When Prospero is destroy'd. - STEPHANO. That shall be by and by; I remember the story. - TRINCULO. The sound is going away; let's follow it, and - after do our work. - STEPHANO. Lead, monster; we'll follow. I would I could see - this taborer; he lays it on. - TRINCULO. Wilt come? I'll follow, Stephano. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE 3 - -Another part of the island - -Enter ALONSO, SEBASTIAN, ANTONIO, GONZALO, ADRIAN, FRANCISCO, and OTHERS - - GONZALO. By'r lakin, I can go no further, sir; - My old bones ache. Here's a maze trod, indeed, - Through forth-rights and meanders! By your patience, - I needs must rest me. - ALONSO. Old lord, I cannot blame thee, - Who am myself attach'd with weariness - To th' dulling of my spirits; sit down and rest. - Even here I will put off my hope, and keep it - No longer for my flatterer; he is drown'd - Whom thus we stray to find, and the sea mocks - Our frustrate search on land. Well, let him go. - ANTONIO. [Aside to SEBASTIAN] I am right glad that he's - so out of hope. - Do not, for one repulse, forgo the purpose - That you resolv'd t' effect. - SEBASTIAN. [Aside to ANTONIO] The next advantage - Will we take throughly. - ANTONIO. [Aside to SEBASTIAN] Let it be to-night; - For, now they are oppress'd with travel, they - Will not, nor cannot, use such vigilance - As when they are fresh. - SEBASTIAN. [Aside to ANTONIO] I say, to-night; no more. - - Solemn and strange music; and PROSPERO on the - top, invisible. Enter several strange SHAPES, - bringing in a banquet; and dance about it with - gentle actions of salutations; and inviting the - KING, etc., to eat, they depart - - ALONSO. What harmony is this? My good friends, hark! - GONZALO. Marvellous sweet music! - ALONSO. Give us kind keepers, heavens! What were these? - SEBASTIAN. A living drollery. Now I will believe - That there are unicorns; that in Arabia - There is one tree, the phoenix' throne, one phoenix - At this hour reigning-there. - ANTONIO. I'll believe both; - And what does else want credit, come to me, - And I'll be sworn 'tis true; travellers ne'er did lie, - Though fools at home condemn 'em. - GONZALO. If in Naples - I should report this now, would they believe me? - If I should say, I saw such islanders, - For certes these are people of the island, - Who though they are of monstrous shape yet, note, - Their manners are more gentle-kind than of - Our human generation you shall find - Many, nay, almost any. - PROSPERO. [Aside] Honest lord, - Thou hast said well; for some of you there present - Are worse than devils. - ALONSO. I cannot too much muse - Such shapes, such gesture, and such sound, expressing, - Although they want the use of tongue, a kind - Of excellent dumb discourse. - PROSPERO. [Aside] Praise in departing. - FRANCISCO. They vanish'd strangely. - SEBASTIAN. No matter, since - They have left their viands behind; for we have stomachs. - Will't please you taste of what is here? - ALONSO. Not I. - GONZALO. Faith, sir, you need not fear. When we were boys, - Who would believe that there were mountaineers, - Dewlapp'd like bulls, whose throats had hanging at 'em - Wallets of flesh? or that there were such men - Whose heads stood in their breasts? which now we find - Each putter-out of five for one will bring us - Good warrant of. - ALONSO. I will stand to, and feed, - Although my last; no matter, since I feel - The best is past. Brother, my lord the Duke, - Stand to, and do as we. - - Thunder and lightning. Enter ARIEL, like a harpy; - claps his wings upon the table; and, with a quaint - device, the banquet vanishes - - ARIEL. You are three men of sin, whom Destiny, - That hath to instrument this lower world - And what is in't, the never-surfeited sea - Hath caus'd to belch up you; and on this island - Where man doth not inhabit-you 'mongst men - Being most unfit to live. I have made you mad; - And even with such-like valour men hang and drown - Their proper selves. - [ALONSO, SEBASTIAN etc., draw their swords] - You fools! I and my fellows - Are ministers of Fate; the elements - Of whom your swords are temper'd may as well - Wound the loud winds, or with bemock'd-at stabs - Kill the still-closing waters, as diminish - One dowle that's in my plume; my fellow-ministers - Are like invulnerable. If you could hurt, - Your swords are now too massy for your strengths - And will not be uplifted. But remember- - For that's my business to you-that you three - From Milan did supplant good Prospero; - Expos'd unto the sea, which hath requit it, - Him, and his innocent child; for which foul deed - The pow'rs, delaying, not forgetting, have - Incens'd the seas and shores, yea, all the creatures, - Against your peace. Thee of thy son, Alonso, - They have bereft; and do pronounce by me - Ling'ring perdition, worse than any death - Can be at once, shall step by step attend - You and your ways; whose wraths to guard you from- - Which here, in this most desolate isle, else falls - Upon your heads-is nothing but heart's sorrow, - And a clear life ensuing. - - He vanishes in thunder; then, to soft music, enter - the SHAPES again, and dance, with mocks and mows, - and carrying out the table - - PROSPERO. Bravely the figure of this harpy hast thou - Perform'd, my Ariel; a grace it had, devouring. - Of my instruction hast thou nothing bated - In what thou hadst to say; so, with good life - And observation strange, my meaner ministers - Their several kinds have done. My high charms work, - And these mine enemies are all knit up - In their distractions. They now are in my pow'r; - And in these fits I leave them, while I visit - Young Ferdinand, whom they suppose is drown'd, - And his and mine lov'd darling. Exit above - GONZALO. I' th' name of something holy, sir, why stand you - In this strange stare? - ALONSO. O, it is monstrous, monstrous! - Methought the billows spoke, and told me of it; - The winds did sing it to me; and the thunder, - That deep and dreadful organ-pipe, pronounc'd - The name of Prosper; it did bass my trespass. - Therefore my son i' th' ooze is bedded; and - I'll seek him deeper than e'er plummet sounded, - And with him there lie mudded. Exit - SEBASTIAN. But one fiend at a time, - I'll fight their legions o'er. - ANTONIO. I'll be thy second. Exeunt SEBASTIAN and ANTONIO - GONZALO. All three of them are desperate; their great guilt, - Like poison given to work a great time after, - Now gins to bite the spirits. I do beseech you, - That are of suppler joints, follow them swiftly, - And hinder them from what this ecstasy - May now provoke them to. - ADRIAN. Follow, I pray you. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE 1 - -Before PROSPERO'S cell - -Enter PROSPERO, FERDINAND, and MIRANDA - - PROSPERO. If I have too austerely punish'd you, - Your compensation makes amends; for - Have given you here a third of mine own life, - Or that for which I live; who once again - I tender to thy hand. All thy vexations - Were but my trials of thy love, and thou - Hast strangely stood the test; here, afore heaven, - I ratify this my rich gift. O Ferdinand! - Do not smile at me that I boast her off, - For thou shalt find she will outstrip all praise, - And make it halt behind her. - FERDINAND. I do believe it - Against an oracle. - PROSPERO. Then, as my gift, and thine own acquisition - Wort'hily purchas'd, take my daughter. But - If thou dost break her virgin-knot before - All sanctimonious ceremonies may - With full and holy rite be minist'red, - No sweet aspersion shall the heavens let fall - To make this contract grow; but barren hate, - Sour-ey'd disdain, and discord, shall bestrew - The union of your bed with weeds so loathly - That you shall hate it both. Therefore take heed, - As Hymen's lamps shall light you. - FERDINAND. As I hope - For quiet days, fair issue, and long life, - With such love as 'tis now, the murkiest den, - The most opportune place, the strong'st suggestion - Our worser genius can, shall never melt - Mine honour into lust, to take away - The edge of that day's celebration, - When I shall think or Phoebus' steeds are founder'd - Or Night kept chain'd below. - PROSPERO. Fairly spoke. - Sit, then, and talk with her; she is thine own. - What, Ariel! my industrious servant, Ariel! - - Enter ARIEL - - ARIEL. What would my potent master? Here I am. - PROSPERO. Thou and thy meaner fellows your last service - Did worthily perform; and I must use you - In such another trick. Go bring the rabble, - O'er whom I give thee pow'r, here to this place. - Incite them to quick motion; for I must - Bestow upon the eyes of this young couple - Some vanity of mine art; it is my promise, - And they expect it from me. - ARIEL. Presently? - PROSPERO. Ay, with a twink. - ARIEL. Before you can say 'come' and 'go,' - And breathe twice, and cry 'so, so,' - Each one, tripping on his toe, - Will be here with mop and mow. - Do you love me, master? No? - PROSPERO. Dearly, my delicate Ariel. Do not approach - Till thou dost hear me call. - ARIEL. Well! I conceive. Exit - PROSPERO. Look thou be true; do not give dalliance - Too much the rein; the strongest oaths are straw - To th' fire i' th' blood. Be more abstemious, - Or else good night your vow! - FERDINAND. I warrant you, sir, - The white cold virgin snow upon my heart - Abates the ardour of my liver. - PROSPERO. Well! - Now come, my Ariel, bring a corollary, - Rather than want a spirit; appear, and pertly. - No tongue! All eyes! Be silent. [Soft music] - - Enter IRIS - - IRIS. Ceres, most bounteous lady, thy rich leas - Of wheat, rye, barley, vetches, oats, and pease; - Thy turfy mountains, where live nibbling sheep, - And flat meads thatch'd with stover, them to keep; - Thy banks with pioned and twilled brims, - Which spongy April at thy hest betrims, - To make cold nymphs chaste crowns; and thy broom groves, - Whose shadow the dismissed bachelor loves, - Being lass-lorn; thy pole-clipt vineyard; - And thy sea-marge, sterile and rocky hard, - Where thou thyself dost air-the Queen o' th' sky, - Whose wat'ry arch and messenger am I, - Bids thee leave these; and with her sovereign grace, - Here on this grass-plot, in this very place, - To come and sport. Her peacocks fly amain. - [JUNO descends in her car] - Approach, rich Ceres, her to entertain. - - Enter CERES - - CERES. Hail, many-coloured messenger, that ne'er - Dost disobey the wife of Jupiter; - Who, with thy saffron wings, upon my flow'rs - Diffusest honey drops, refreshing show'rs; - And with each end of thy blue bow dost crown - My bosky acres and my unshrubb'd down, - Rich scarf to my proud earth-why hath thy Queen - Summon'd me hither to this short-grass'd green? - IRIS. A contract of true love to celebrate, - And some donation freely to estate - On the blest lovers. - CERES. Tell me, heavenly bow, - If Venus or her son, as thou dost know, - Do now attend the Queen? Since they did plot - The means that dusky Dis my daughter got, - Her and her blind boy's scandal'd company - I have forsworn. - IRIS. Of her society - Be not afraid. I met her Deity - Cutting the clouds towards Paphos, and her son - Dove-drawn with her. Here thought they to have done - Some wanton charm upon this man and maid, - Whose vows are that no bed-rite shall be paid - Till Hymen's torch be lighted; but in vain. - Mars's hot minion is return'd again; - Her waspish-headed son has broke his arrows, - Swears he will shoot no more, but play with sparrows, - And be a boy right out. [JUNO alights] - CERES. Highest Queen of State, - Great Juno, comes; I know her by her gait. - JUNO. How does my bounteous sister? Go with me - To bless this twain, that they may prosperous be, - And honour'd in their issue. [They sing] - JUNO. Honour, riches, marriage-blessing, - Long continuance, and increasing, - Hourly joys be still upon you! - Juno sings her blessings on you. - CERES. Earth's increase, foison plenty, - Barns and gamers never empty; - Vines with clust'ring bunches growing, - Plants with goodly burden bowing; - Spring come to you at the farthest, - In the very end of harvest! - Scarcity and want shall shun you, - Ceres' blessing so is on you. - FERDINAND. This is a most majestic vision, and - Harmonious charmingly. May I be bold - To think these spirits? - PROSPERO. Spirits, which by mine art - I have from their confines call'd to enact - My present fancies. - FERDINAND. Let me live here ever; - So rare a wond'red father and a wise - Makes this place Paradise. - [JUNO and CERES whisper, and send IRIS on employment] - PROSPERO. Sweet now, silence; - Juno and Ceres whisper seriously. - There's something else to do; hush, and be mute, - Or else our spell is marr'd. - IRIS. You nymphs, call'd Naiads, of the wind'ring brooks, - With your sedg'd crowns and ever harmless looks, - Leave your crisp channels, and on this green land - Answer your summons; Juno does command. - Come, temperate nymphs, and help to celebrate - A contract of true love; be not too late. - - Enter certain NYMPHS - - You sun-burnt sicklemen, of August weary, - Come hither from the furrow, and be merry; - Make holiday; your rye-straw hats put on, - And these fresh nymphs encounter every one - In country footing. - - Enter certain REAPERS, properly habited; they join - with the NYMPHS in a graceful dance; towards the - end whereof PROSPERO starts suddenly, and speaks, - after which, to a strange, hollow, and confused - noise, they heavily vanish - - PROSPERO. [Aside] I had forgot that foul conspiracy - Of the beast Caliban and his confederates - Against my life; the minute of their plot - Is almost come. [To the SPIRITS] Well done; avoid; no - more! - FERDINAND. This is strange; your father's in some passion - That works him strongly. - MIRANDA. Never till this day - Saw I him touch'd with anger so distemper'd. - PROSPERO. You do look, my son, in a mov'd sort, - As if you were dismay'd; be cheerful, sir. - Our revels now are ended. These our actors, - As I foretold you, were all spirits, and - Are melted into air, into thin air; - And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, - The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces, - The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, - And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, - Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff - As dreams are made on; and our little life - Is rounded with a sleep. Sir, I am vex'd; - Bear with my weakness; my old brain is troubled; - Be not disturb'd with my infirmity. - If you be pleas'd, retire into my cell - And there repose; a turn or two I'll walk - To still my beating mind. - FERDINAND, MIRANDA. We wish your peace. Exeunt - PROSPERO. Come, with a thought. I thank thee, Ariel; come. - - Enter ARIEL - - ARIEL. Thy thoughts I cleave to. What's thy pleasure? - PROSPERO. Spirit, - We must prepare to meet with Caliban. - ARIEL. Ay, my commander. When I presented 'Ceres.' - I thought to have told thee of it; but I fear'd - Lest I might anger thee. - PROSPERO. Say again, where didst thou leave these varlets? - ARIEL. I told you, sir, they were red-hot with drinking; - So full of valour that they smote the air - For breathing in their faces; beat the ground - For kissing of their feet; yet always bending - Towards their project. Then I beat my tabor, - At which like unback'd colts they prick'd their ears, - Advanc'd their eyelids, lifted up their noses - As they smelt music; so I charm'd their cars, - That calf-like they my lowing follow'd through - Tooth'd briers, sharp furzes, pricking goss, and thorns, - Which ent'red their frail shins. At last I left them - I' th' filthy mantled pool beyond your cell, - There dancing up to th' chins, that the foul lake - O'erstunk their feet. - PROSPERO. This was well done, my bird. - Thy shape invisible retain thou still. - The trumpery in my house, go bring it hither - For stale to catch these thieves. - ARIEL. I go, I go. Exit - PROSPERO. A devil, a born devil, on whose nature - Nurture can never stick; on whom my pains, - Humanely taken, all, all lost, quite lost; - And as with age his body uglier grows, - So his mind cankers. I will plague them all, - Even to roaring. - - Re-enter ARIEL, loaden with glistering apparel, &c. - - Come, hang them on this line. - [PROSPERO and ARIEL remain, invisible] - - Enter CALIBAN, STEPHANO, and TRINCULO, all wet - - CALIBAN. Pray you, tread softly, that the blind mole may not - Hear a foot fall; we now are near his cell. - STEPHANO. Monster, your fairy, which you say is a harmless - fairy, has done little better than play'd the Jack with us. - TRINCULO. Monster, I do smell all horse-piss at which my - nose is in great indignation. - STEPHANO. So is mine. Do you hear, monster? If I should - take a displeasure against you, look you- - TRINCULO. Thou wert but a lost monster. - CALIBAN. Good my lord, give me thy favour still. - Be patient, for the prize I'll bring thee to - Shall hoodwink this mischance; therefore speak softly. - All's hush'd as midnight yet. - TRINCULO. Ay, but to lose our bottles in the pool! - STEPHANO. There is not only disgrace and dishonour in - that, monster, but an infinite loss. - TRINCULO. That's more to me than my wetting; yet this is - your harmless fairy, monster. - STEPHANO. I will fetch off my bottle, though I be o'er - ears for my labour. - CALIBAN. Prithee, my king, be quiet. Seest thou here, - This is the mouth o' th' cell; no noise, and enter. - Do that good mischief which may make this island - Thine own for ever, and I, thy Caliban, - For aye thy foot-licker. - STEPHANO. Give me thy hand. I do begin to have bloody - thoughts. - TRINCULO. O King Stephano! O peer! O worthy Stephano! - Look what a wardrobe here is for thee! - CALIBAN. Let it alone, thou fool; it is but trash. - TRINCULO. O, ho, monster; we know what belongs to a - frippery. O King Stephano! - STEPHANO. Put off that gown, Trinculo; by this hand, I'll - have that gown. - TRINCULO. Thy Grace shall have it. - CALIBAN. The dropsy drown this fool! What do you mean - To dote thus on such luggage? Let 't alone, - And do the murder first. If he awake, - From toe to crown he'll fill our skins with pinches; - Make us strange stuff. - STEPHANO. Be you quiet, monster. Mistress line, is not - this my jerkin? Now is the jerkin under the line; now, - jerkin, you are like to lose your hair, and prove a bald - jerkin. - TRINCULO. Do, do. We steal by line and level, an't like - your Grace. - STEPHANO. I thank thee for that jest; here's a garment - for't. Wit shall not go unrewarded while I am king of - this country. 'Steal by line and level' is an excellent - pass of pate; there's another garmet for't. - TRINCULO. Monster, come, put some lime upon your fingers, - and away with the rest. - CALIBAN. I will have none on't. We shall lose our time, - And all be turn'd to barnacles, or to apes - With foreheads villainous low. - STEPHANO. Monster, lay-to your fingers; help to bear this - away where my hogshead of wine is, or I'll turn you out - of my kingdom. Go to, carry this. - TRINCULO. And this. - STEPHANO. Ay, and this. - - A noise of hunters beard. Enter divers SPIRITS, in - shape of dogs and hounds, bunting them about; - PROSPERO and ARIEL setting them on - - PROSPERO. Hey, Mountain, hey! - ARIEL. Silver! there it goes, Silver! - PROSPERO. Fury, Fury! There, Tyrant, there! Hark, hark! - [CALIBAN, STEPHANO, and TRINCULO are driven out] - Go charge my goblins that they grind their joints - With dry convulsions, shorten up their sinews - With aged cramps, and more pinch-spotted make them - Than pard or cat o' mountain. - ARIEL. Hark, they roar. - PROSPERO. Let them be hunted soundly. At this hour - Lies at my mercy all mine enemies. - Shortly shall all my labours end, and thou - Shalt have the air at freedom; for a little - Follow, and do me service. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE 1 - -Before PROSPERO'S cell - -Enter PROSPERO in his magic robes, and ARIEL - - PROSPERO. Now does my project gather to a head; - My charms crack not, my spirits obey; and time - Goes upright with his carriage. How's the day? - ARIEL. On the sixth hour; at which time, my lord, - You said our work should cease. - PROSPERO. I did say so, - When first I rais'd the tempest. Say, my spirit, - How fares the King and 's followers? - ARIEL. Confin'd together - In the same fashion as you gave in charge; - Just as you left them; all prisoners, sir, - In the line-grove which weather-fends your cell; - They cannot budge till your release. The King, - His brother, and yours, abide all three distracted, - And the remainder mourning over them, - Brim full of sorrow and dismay; but chiefly - Him you term'd, sir, 'the good old lord, Gonzalo'; - His tears run down his beard, like winter's drops - From eaves of reeds. Your charm so strongly works 'em - That if you now beheld them your affections - Would become tender. - PROSPERO. Dost thou think so, spirit? - ARIEL. Mine would, sir, were I human. - PROSPERO. And mine shall. - Hast thou, which art but air, a touch, a feeling - Of their afflictions, and shall not myself, - One of their kind, that relish all as sharply, - Passion as they, be kindlier mov'd than thou art? - Though with their high wrongs I am struck to th' quick, - Yet with my nobler reason 'gainst my fury - Do I take part; the rarer action is - In virtue than in vengeance; they being penitent, - The sole drift of my purpose doth extend - Not a frown further. Go release them, Ariel; - My charms I'll break, their senses I'll restore, - And they shall be themselves. - ARIEL. I'll fetch them, sir. Exit - PROSPERO. Ye elves of hills, brooks, standing lakes, and - groves; - And ye that on the sands with printless foot - Do chase the ebbing Neptune, and do fly him - When he comes back; you demi-puppets that - By moonshine do the green sour ringlets make, - Whereof the ewe not bites; and you whose pastime - Is to make midnight mushrooms, that rejoice - To hear the solemn curfew; by whose aid- - Weak masters though ye be-I have be-dimm'd - The noontide sun, call'd forth the mutinous winds, - And 'twixt the green sea and the azur'd vault - Set roaring war. To the dread rattling thunder - Have I given fire, and rifted Jove's stout oak - With his own bolt; the strong-bas'd promontory - Have I made shake, and by the spurs pluck'd up - The pine and cedar. Graves at my command - Have wak'd their sleepers, op'd, and let 'em forth, - By my so potent art. But this rough magic - I here abjure; and, when I have requir'd - Some heavenly music-which even now I do- - To work mine end upon their senses that - This airy charm is for, I'll break my staff, - Bury it certain fathoms in the earth, - And deeper than did ever plummet sound - I'll drown my book. [Solem music] - - Here enters ARIEL before; then ALONSO, with - frantic gesture, attended by GONZALO; SEBASTIAN - and ANTONIO in like manner, attended by ADRIAN - and FRANCISCO. They all enter the circle which - PROSPERO had made, and there stand charm'd; which - PROSPERO observing, speaks - - A solemn air, and the best comforter - To an unsettled fancy, cure thy brains, - Now useless, boil'd within thy skull! There stand, - For you are spell-stopp'd. - Holy Gonzalo, honourable man, - Mine eyes, ev'n sociable to the show of thine, - Fall fellowly drops. The charm dissolves apace, - And as the morning steals upon the night, - Melting the darkness, so their rising senses - Begin to chase the ignorant fumes that mantle - Their clearer reason. O good Gonzalo, - My true preserver, and a loyal sir - To him thou follow'st! I will pay thy graces - Home both in word and deed. Most cruelly - Didst thou, Alonso, use me and my daughter; - Thy brother was a furtherer in the act. - Thou art pinch'd for't now, Sebastian. Flesh and blood, - You, brother mine, that entertain'd ambition, - Expell'd remorse and nature, who, with Sebastian- - Whose inward pinches therefore are most strong- - Would here have kill'd your king, I do forgive thee, - Unnatural though thou art. Their understanding - Begins to swell, and the approaching tide - Will shortly fill the reasonable shore - That now lies foul and muddy. Not one of them - That yet looks on me, or would know me. Ariel, - Fetch me the hat and rapier in my cell; Exit ARIEL - I will discase me, and myself present - As I was sometime Milan. Quickly, spirit - Thou shalt ere long be free. - - ARIEL, on returning, sings and helps to attire him - - Where the bee sucks, there suck I; - In a cowslip's bell I lie; - There I couch when owls do cry. - On the bat's back I do fly - After summer merrily. - Merrily, merrily shall I live now - Under the blossom that hangs on the bough. - - PROSPERO. Why, that's my dainty Ariel! I shall miss thee; - But yet thou shalt have freedom. So, so, so. - To the King's ship, invisible as thou art; - There shalt thou find the mariners asleep - Under the hatches; the master and the boatswain - Being awake, enforce them to this place; - And presently, I prithee. - ARIEL. I drink the air before me, and return - Or ere your pulse twice beat. Exit - GONZALO. All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement, - Inhabits here. Some heavenly power guide us - Out of this fearful country! - PROSPERO. Behold, Sir King, - The wronged Duke of Milan, Prospero. - For more assurance that a living prince - Does now speak to thee, I embrace thy body; - And to thee and thy company I bid - A hearty welcome. - ALONSO. Whe'er thou be'st he or no, - Or some enchanted trifle to abuse me, - As late I have been, I not know. Thy pulse - Beats, as of flesh and blood; and, since I saw thee, - Th' affliction of my mind amends, with which, - I fear, a madness held me. This must crave- - An if this be at all-a most strange story. - Thy dukedom I resign, and do entreat - Thou pardon me my wrongs. But how should Prospero - Be living and be here? - PROSPERO. First, noble friend, - Let me embrace thine age, whose honour cannot - Be measur'd or confin'd. - GONZALO. Whether this be - Or be not, I'll not swear. - PROSPERO. You do yet taste - Some subtleties o' th' isle, that will not let you - Believe things certain. Welcome, my friends all! - [Aside to SEBASTIAN and ANTONIO] But you, my brace of - lords, were I so minded, - I here could pluck his Highness' frown upon you, - And justify you traitors; at this time - I will tell no tales. - SEBASTIAN. [Aside] The devil speaks in him. - PROSPERO. No. - For you, most wicked sir, whom to call brother - Would even infect my mouth, I do forgive - Thy rankest fault-all of them; and require - My dukedom of thee, which perforce I know - Thou must restore. - ALONSO. If thou beest Prospero, - Give us particulars of thy preservation; - How thou hast met us here, whom three hours since - Were wreck'd upon this shore; where I have lost- - How sharp the point of this remembrance is!- - My dear son Ferdinand. - PROSPERO. I am woe for't, sir. - ALONSO. Irreparable is the loss; and patience - Says it is past her cure. - PROSPERO. I rather think - You have not sought her help, of whose soft grace - For the like loss I have her sovereign aid, - And rest myself content. - ALONSO. You the like loss! - PROSPERO. As great to me as late; and, supportable - To make the dear loss, have I means much weaker - Than you may call to comfort you, for I - Have lost my daughter. - ALONSO. A daughter! - O heavens, that they were living both in Naples, - The King and Queen there! That they were, I wish - Myself were mudded in that oozy bed - Where my son lies. When did you lose your daughter? - PROSPERO. In this last tempest. I perceive these lords - At this encounter do so much admire - That they devour their reason, and scarce think - Their eyes do offices of truth, their words - Are natural breath; but, howsoe'er you have - Been justled from your senses, know for certain - That I am Prospero, and that very duke - Which was thrust forth of Milan; who most strangely - Upon this shore, where you were wrecked, was landed - To be the lord on't. No more yet of this; - For 'tis a chronicle of day by day, - Not a relation for a breakfast, nor - Befitting this first meeting. Welcome, sir; - This cell's my court; here have I few attendants, - And subjects none abroad; pray you, look in. - My dukedom since you have given me again, - I will requite you with as good a thing; - At least bring forth a wonder, to content ye - As much as me my dukedom. - - Here PROSPERO discovers FERDINAND and MIRANDA, - playing at chess - - MIRANDA. Sweet lord, you play me false. - FERDINAND. No, my dearest love, - I would not for the world. - MIRANDA. Yes, for a score of kingdoms you should wrangle - And I would call it fair play. - ALONSO. If this prove - A vision of the island, one dear son - Shall I twice lose. - SEBASTIAN. A most high miracle! - FERDINAND. Though the seas threaten, they are merciful; - I have curs'd them without cause. [Kneels] - ALONSO. Now all the blessings - Of a glad father compass thee about! - Arise, and say how thou cam'st here. - MIRANDA. O, wonder! - How many goodly creatures are there here! - How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world - That has such people in't! - PROSPERO. 'Tis new to thee. - ALONSO. What is this maid with whom thou wast at play? - Your eld'st acquaintance cannot be three hours; - Is she the goddess that hath sever'd us, - And brought us thus together? - FERDINAND. Sir, she is mortal; - But by immortal Providence she's mine. - I chose her when I could not ask my father - For his advice, nor thought I had one. She - Is daughter to this famous Duke of Milan, - Of whom so often I have heard renown - But never saw before; of whom I have - Receiv'd a second life; and second father - This lady makes him to me. - ALONSO. I am hers. - But, O, how oddly will it sound that I - Must ask my child forgiveness! - PROSPERO. There, sir, stop; - Let us not burden our remembrances with - A heaviness that's gone. - GONZALO. I have inly wept, - Or should have spoke ere this. Look down, you gods, - And on this couple drop a blessed crown; - For it is you that have chalk'd forth the way - Which brought us hither. - ALONSO. I say, Amen, Gonzalo! - GONZALO. Was Milan thrust from Milan, that his issue - Should become Kings of Naples? O, rejoice - Beyond a common joy, and set it down - With gold on lasting pillars: in one voyage - Did Claribel her husband find at Tunis; - And Ferdinand, her brother, found a wife - Where he himself was lost; Prospero his dukedom - In a poor isle; and all of us ourselves - When no man was his own. - ALONSO. [To FERDINAND and MIRANDA] Give me your - hands. - Let grief and sorrow still embrace his heart - That doth not wish you joy. - GONZALO. Be it so. Amen! - - Re-enter ARIEL, with the MASTER and BOATSWAIN - amazedly following - - O look, sir; look, sir! Here is more of us! - I prophesied, if a gallows were on land, - This fellow could not drown. Now, blasphemy, - That swear'st grace o'erboard, not an oath on shore? - Hast thou no mouth by land? What is the news? - BOATSWAIN. The best news is that we have safely found - Our King and company; the next, our ship- - Which but three glasses since we gave out split- - Is tight and yare, and bravely rigg'd, as when - We first put out to sea. - ARIEL. [Aside to PROSPERO] Sir, all this service - Have I done since I went. - PROSPERO. [Aside to ARIEL] My tricksy spirit! - ALONSO. These are not natural events; they strengthen - From strange to stranger. Say, how came you hither? - BOATSWAIN. If I did think, sir, I were well awake, - I'd strive to tell you. We were dead of sleep, - And-how, we know not-all clapp'd under hatches; - Where, but even now, with strange and several noises - Of roaring, shrieking, howling, jingling chains, - And moe diversity of sounds, all horrible, - We were awak'd; straightway at liberty; - Where we, in all her trim, freshly beheld - Our royal, good, and gallant ship; our master - Cap'ring to eye her. On a trice, so please you, - Even in a dream, were we divided from them, - And were brought moping hither. - ARIEL. [Aside to PROSPERO] Was't well done? - PROSPERO. [Aside to ARIEL] Bravely, my diligence. Thou - shalt be free. - ALONSO. This is as strange a maze as e'er men trod; - And there is in this business more than nature - Was ever conduct of. Some oracle - Must rectify our knowledge. - PROSPERO. Sir, my liege, - Do not infest your mind with beating on - The strangeness of this business; at pick'd leisure, - Which shall be shortly, single I'll resolve you, - Which to you shall seem probable, of every - These happen'd accidents; till when, be cheerful - And think of each thing well. [Aside to ARIEL] Come - hither, spirit; - Set Caliban and his companions free; - Untie the spell. [Exit ARIEL] How fares my gracious sir? - There are yet missing of your company - Some few odd lads that you remember not. - - Re-enter ARIEL, driving in CALIBAN, STEPHANO, and - - TRINCULO, in their stolen apparel - STEPHANO. Every man shift for all the rest, and let no man - take care for himself; for all is but fortune. Coragio, - bully-monster, coragio! - TRINCULO. If these be true spies which I wear in my head, - here's a goodly sight. - CALIBAN. O Setebos, these be brave spirits indeed! - How fine my master is! I am afraid - He will chastise me. - SEBASTIAN. Ha, ha! - What things are these, my lord Antonio? - Will money buy'em? - ANTONIO. Very like; one of them - Is a plain fish, and no doubt marketable. - PROSPERO. Mark but the badges of these men, my lords, - Then say if they be true. This mis-shapen knave- - His mother was a witch, and one so strong - That could control the moon, make flows and ebbs, - And deal in her command without her power. - These three have robb'd me; and this demi-devil- - For he's a bastard one-had plotted with them - To take my life. Two of these fellows you - Must know and own; this thing of darkness I - Acknowledge mine. - CALIBAN. I shall be pinch'd to death. - ALONSO. Is not this Stephano, my drunken butler? - SEBASTIAN. He is drunk now; where had he wine? - ALONSO. And Trinculo is reeling ripe; where should they - Find this grand liquor that hath gilded 'em? - How cam'st thou in this pickle? - TRINCULO. I have been in such a pickle since I saw you - last that, I fear me, will never out of my bones. I - shall not fear fly-blowing. - SEBASTIAN. Why, how now, Stephano! - STEPHANO. O, touch me not; I am not Stephano, but a - cramp. - PROSPERO. You'd be king o' the isle, sirrah? - STEPHANO. I should have been a sore one, then. - ALONSO. [Pointing to CALIBAN] This is as strange a thing - as e'er I look'd on. - PROSPERO. He is as disproportioned in his manners - As in his shape. Go, sirrah, to my cell; - Take with you your companions; as you look - To have my pardon, trim it handsomely. - CALIBAN. Ay, that I will; and I'll be wise hereafter, - And seek for grace. What a thrice-double ass - Was I to take this drunkard for a god, - And worship this dull fool! - PROSPERO. Go to; away! - ALONSO. Hence, and bestow your luggage where you found it. - SEBASTIAN. Or stole it, rather. - Exeunt CALIBAN, STEPHANO, and TRINCULO - PROSPERO. Sir, I invite your Highness and your train - To my poor cell, where you shall take your rest - For this one night; which, part of it, I'll waste - With such discourse as, I not doubt, shall make it - Go quick away-the story of my life, - And the particular accidents gone by - Since I came to this isle. And in the morn - I'll bring you to your ship, and so to Naples, - Where I have hope to see the nuptial - Of these our dear-belov'd solemnized, - And thence retire me to my Milan, where - Every third thought shall be my grave. - ALONSO. I long - To hear the story of your life, which must - Take the ear strangely. - PROSPERO. I'll deliver all; - And promise you calm seas, auspicious gales, - And sail so expeditious that shall catch - Your royal fleet far off. [Aside to ARIEL] My Ariel, - chick, - That is thy charge. Then to the elements - Be free, and fare thou well!-Please you, draw near. - Exeunt - - - -EPILOGUE - EPILOGUE - Spoken by PROSPERO - - Now my charms are all o'erthrown, - And what strength I have's mine own, - Which is most faint. Now 'tis true, - I must be here confin'd by you, - Or sent to Naples. Let me not, - Since I have my dukedom got, - And pardon'd the deceiver, dwell - In this bare island by your spell; - But release me from my bands - With the help of your good hands. - Gentle breath of yours my sails - Must fill, or else my project fails, - Which was to please. Now I want - Spirits to enforce, art to enchant; - And my ending is despair - Unless I be reliev'd by prayer, - Which pierces so that it assaults - Mercy itself, and frees all faults. - As you from crimes would pardon'd be, - Let your indulgence set me free. - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1608 - -THE LIFE OF TIMON OF ATHENS - -by William Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - - TIMON of Athens - - LUCIUS - LUCULLUS - SEMPRONIUS - flattering lords - - VENTIDIUS, one of Timon's false friends - ALCIBIADES, an Athenian captain - APEMANTUS, a churlish philosopher - FLAVIUS, steward to Timon - - FLAMINIUS - LUCILIUS - SERVILIUS - Timon's servants - - CAPHIS - PHILOTUS - TITUS - HORTENSIUS - servants to Timon's creditors - - POET - PAINTER - JEWELLER - MERCHANT - MERCER - AN OLD ATHENIAN - THREE STRANGERS - A PAGE - A FOOL - - PHRYNIA - TIMANDRA - mistresses to Alcibiades - - CUPID - AMAZONS - in the Masque - - Lords, Senators, Officers, Soldiers, Servants, Thieves, and - Attendants - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -Athens and the neighbouring woods - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -Athens. TIMON'S house - -Enter POET, PAINTER, JEWELLER, MERCHANT, and MERCER, at several doors - - POET. Good day, sir. - PAINTER. I am glad y'are well. - POET. I have not seen you long; how goes the world? - PAINTER. It wears, sir, as it grows. - POET. Ay, that's well known. - But what particular rarity? What strange, - Which manifold record not matches? See, - Magic of bounty, all these spirits thy power - Hath conjur'd to attend! I know the merchant. - PAINTER. I know them both; th' other's a jeweller. - MERCHANT. O, 'tis a worthy lord! - JEWELLER. Nay, that's most fix'd. - MERCHANT. A most incomparable man; breath'd, as it were, - To an untirable and continuate goodness. - He passes. - JEWELLER. I have a jewel here- - MERCHANT. O, pray let's see't. For the Lord Timon, sir? - JEWELLER. If he will touch the estimate. But for that- - POET. When we for recompense have prais'd the vile, - It stains the glory in that happy verse - Which aptly sings the good. - MERCHANT. [Looking at the jewel] 'Tis a good form. - JEWELLER. And rich. Here is a water, look ye. - PAINTER. You are rapt, sir, in some work, some dedication - To the great lord. - POET. A thing slipp'd idly from me. - Our poesy is as a gum, which oozes - From whence 'tis nourish'd. The fire i' th' flint - Shows not till it be struck: our gentle flame - Provokes itself, and like the current flies - Each bound it chafes. What have you there? - PAINTER. A picture, sir. When comes your book forth? - POET. Upon the heels of my presentment, sir. - Let's see your piece. - PAINTER. 'Tis a good piece. - POET. So 'tis; this comes off well and excellent. - PAINTER. Indifferent. - POET. Admirable. How this grace - Speaks his own standing! What a mental power - This eye shoots forth! How big imagination - Moves in this lip! To th' dumbness of the gesture - One might interpret. - PAINTER. It is a pretty mocking of the life. - Here is a touch; is't good? - POET. I will say of it - It tutors nature. Artificial strife - Lives in these touches, livelier than life. - - Enter certain SENATORS, and pass over - - PAINTER. How this lord is followed! - POET. The senators of Athens- happy man! - PAINTER. Look, moe! - POET. You see this confluence, this great flood of visitors. - I have in this rough work shap'd out a man - Whom this beneath world doth embrace and hug - With amplest entertainment. My free drift - Halts not particularly, but moves itself - In a wide sea of tax. No levell'd malice - Infects one comma in the course I hold, - But flies an eagle flight, bold and forth on, - Leaving no tract behind. - PAINTER. How shall I understand you? - POET. I will unbolt to you. - You see how all conditions, how all minds- - As well of glib and slipp'ry creatures as - Of grave and austere quality, tender down - Their services to Lord Timon. His large fortune, - Upon his good and gracious nature hanging, - Subdues and properties to his love and tendance - All sorts of hearts; yea, from the glass-fac'd flatterer - To Apemantus, that few things loves better - Than to abhor himself; even he drops down - The knee before him, and returns in peace - Most rich in Timon's nod. - PAINTER. I saw them speak together. - POET. Sir, I have upon a high and pleasant hill - Feign'd Fortune to be thron'd. The base o' th' mount - Is rank'd with all deserts, all kind of natures - That labour on the bosom of this sphere - To propagate their states. Amongst them all - Whose eyes are on this sovereign lady fix'd - One do I personate of Lord Timon's frame, - Whom Fortune with her ivory hand wafts to her; - Whose present grace to present slaves and servants - Translates his rivals. - PAINTER. 'Tis conceiv'd to scope. - This throne, this Fortune, and this hill, methinks, - With one man beckon'd from the rest below, - Bowing his head against the steepy mount - To climb his happiness, would be well express'd - In our condition. - POET. Nay, sir, but hear me on. - All those which were his fellows but of late- - Some better than his value- on the moment - Follow his strides, his lobbies fill with tendance, - Rain sacrificial whisperings in his ear, - Make sacred even his stirrup, and through him - Drink the free air. - PAINTER. Ay, marry, what of these? - POET. When Fortune in her shift and change of mood - Spurns down her late beloved, all his dependants, - Which labour'd after him to the mountain's top - Even on their knees and hands, let him slip down, - Not one accompanying his declining foot. - PAINTER. 'Tis common. - A thousand moral paintings I can show - That shall demonstrate these quick blows of Fortune's - More pregnantly than words. Yet you do well - To show Lord Timon that mean eyes have seen - The foot above the head. - - Trumpets sound. Enter TIMON, addressing himself - courteously to every suitor, a MESSENGER from - VENTIDIUS talking with him; LUCILIUS and other - servants following - - TIMON. Imprison'd is he, say you? - MESSENGER. Ay, my good lord. Five talents is his debt; - His means most short, his creditors most strait. - Your honourable letter he desires - To those have shut him up; which failing, - Periods his comfort. - TIMON. Noble Ventidius! Well. - I am not of that feather to shake of - My friend when he must need me. I do know him - A gentleman that well deserves a help, - Which he shall have. I'll pay the debt, and free him. - MESSENGER. Your lordship ever binds him. - TIMON. Commend me to him; I will send his ransom; - And being enfranchis'd, bid him come to me. - 'Tis not enough to help the feeble up, - But to support him after. Fare you well. - MESSENGER. All happiness to your honour! Exit - - Enter an OLD ATHENIAN - - OLD ATHENIAN. Lord Timon, hear me speak. - TIMON. Freely, good father. - OLD ATHENIAN. Thou hast a servant nam'd Lucilius. - TIMON. I have so; what of him? - OLD ATHENIAN. Most noble Timon, call the man before thee. - TIMON. Attends he here, or no? Lucilius! - LUCILIUS. Here, at your lordship's service. - OLD ATHENIAN. This fellow here, Lord Timon, this thy creature, - By night frequents my house. I am a man - That from my first have been inclin'd to thrift, - And my estate deserves an heir more rais'd - Than one which holds a trencher. - TIMON. Well; what further? - OLD ATHENIAN. One only daughter have I, no kin else, - On whom I may confer what I have got. - The maid is fair, o' th' youngest for a bride, - And I have bred her at my dearest cost - In qualities of the best. This man of thine - Attempts her love; I prithee, noble lord, - Join with me to forbid him her resort; - Myself have spoke in vain. - TIMON. The man is honest. - OLD ATHENIAN. Therefore he will be, Timon. - His honesty rewards him in itself; - It must not bear my daughter. - TIMON. Does she love him? - OLD ATHENIAN. She is young and apt: - Our own precedent passions do instruct us - What levity's in youth. - TIMON. Love you the maid? - LUCILIUS. Ay, my good lord, and she accepts of it. - OLD ATHENIAN. If in her marriage my consent be missing, - I call the gods to witness I will choose - Mine heir from forth the beggars of the world, - And dispossess her all. - TIMON. How shall she be endow'd, - If she be mated with an equal husband? - OLD ATHENIAN. Three talents on the present; in future, all. - TIMON. This gentleman of mine hath serv'd me long;. - To build his fortune I will strain a little, - For 'tis a bond in men. Give him thy daughter: - What you bestow, in him I'll counterpoise, - And make him weigh with her. - OLD ATHENIAN. Most noble lord, - Pawn me to this your honour, she is his. - TIMON. My hand to thee; mine honour on my promise. - LUCILIUS. Humbly I thank your lordship. Never may - That state or fortune fall into my keeping - Which is not owed to you! - Exeunt LUCILIUS and OLD ATHENIAN - POET. [Presenting his poem] Vouchsafe my labour, and long live your - lordship! - TIMON. I thank you; you shall hear from me anon; - Go not away. What have you there, my friend? - PAINTER. A piece of painting, which I do beseech - Your lordship to accept. - TIMON. Painting is welcome. - The painting is almost the natural man; - For since dishonour traffics with man's nature, - He is but outside; these pencill'd figures are - Even such as they give out. I like your work, - And you shall find I like it; wait attendance - Till you hear further from me. - PAINTER. The gods preserve ye! - TIMON. Well fare you, gentleman. Give me your hand; - We must needs dine together. Sir, your jewel - Hath suffered under praise. - JEWELLER. What, my lord! Dispraise? - TIMON. A mere satiety of commendations; - If I should pay you for't as 'tis extoll'd, - It would unclew me quite. - JEWELLER. My lord, 'tis rated - As those which sell would give; but you well know - Things of like value, differing in the owners, - Are prized by their masters. Believe't, dear lord, - You mend the jewel by the wearing it. - TIMON. Well mock'd. - - Enter APEMANTUS - - MERCHANT. No, my good lord; he speaks the common tongue, - Which all men speak with him. - TIMON. Look who comes here; will you be chid? - JEWELLER. We'll bear, with your lordship. - MERCHANT. He'll spare none. - TIMON. Good morrow to thee, gentle Apemantus! - APEMANTUS. Till I be gentle, stay thou for thy good morrow; - When thou art Timon's dog, and these knaves honest. - TIMON. Why dost thou call them knaves? Thou know'st them not. - APEMANTUS. Are they not Athenians? - TIMON. Yes. - APEMANTUS. Then I repent not. - JEWELLER. You know me, Apemantus? - APEMANTUS. Thou know'st I do; I call'd thee by thy name. - TIMON. Thou art proud, Apemantus. - APEMANTUS. Of nothing so much as that I am not like Timon. - TIMON. Whither art going? - APEMANTUS. To knock out an honest Athenian's brains. - TIMON. That's a deed thou't die for. - APEMANTUS. Right, if doing nothing be death by th' law. - TIMON. How lik'st thou this picture, Apemantus? - APEMANTUS. The best, for the innocence. - TIMON. Wrought he not well that painted it? - APEMANTUS. He wrought better that made the painter; and yet he's - but a filthy piece of work. - PAINTER. Y'are a dog. - APEMANTUS. Thy mother's of my generation; what's she, if I be a dog? - TIMON. Wilt dine with me, Apemantus? - APEMANTUS. No; I eat not lords. - TIMON. An thou shouldst, thou'dst anger ladies. - APEMANTUS. O, they eat lords; so they come by great bellies. - TIMON. That's a lascivious apprehension. - APEMANTUS. So thou apprehend'st it take it for thy labour. - TIMON. How dost thou like this jewel, Apemantus? - APEMANTUS. Not so well as plain dealing, which will not cost a man - a doit. - TIMON. What dost thou think 'tis worth? - APEMANTUS. Not worth my thinking. How now, poet! - POET. How now, philosopher! - APEMANTUS. Thou liest. - POET. Art not one? - APEMANTUS. Yes. - POET. Then I lie not. - APEMANTUS. Art not a poet? - POET. Yes. - APEMANTUS. Then thou liest. Look in thy last work, where thou hast - feign'd him a worthy fellow. - POET. That's not feign'd- he is so. - APEMANTUS. Yes, he is worthy of thee, and to pay thee for thy - labour. He that loves to be flattered is worthy o' th' flatterer. - Heavens, that I were a lord! - TIMON. What wouldst do then, Apemantus? - APEMANTUS. E'en as Apemantus does now: hate a lord with my heart. - TIMON. What, thyself? - APEMANTUS. Ay. - TIMON. Wherefore? - APEMANTUS. That I had no angry wit to be a lord.- Art not thou a - merchant? - MERCHANT. Ay, Apemantus. - APEMANTUS. Traffic confound thee, if the gods will not! - MERCHANT. If traffic do it, the gods do it. - APEMANTUS. Traffic's thy god, and thy god confound thee! - - Trumpet sounds. Enter a MESSENGER - - TIMON. What trumpet's that? - MESSENGER. 'Tis Alcibiades, and some twenty horse, - All of companionship. - TIMON. Pray entertain them; give them guide to us. - Exeunt some attendants - You must needs dine with me. Go not you hence - Till I have thank'd you. When dinner's done - Show me this piece. I am joyful of your sights. - - Enter ALCIBIADES, with the rest - - Most welcome, sir! [They salute] - APEMANTUS. So, so, there! - Aches contract and starve your supple joints! - That there should be small love amongst these sweet knaves, - And all this courtesy! The strain of man's bred out - Into baboon and monkey. - ALCIBIADES. Sir, you have sav'd my longing, and I feed - Most hungerly on your sight. - TIMON. Right welcome, sir! - Ere we depart we'll share a bounteous time - In different pleasures. Pray you, let us in. - Exeunt all but APEMANTUS - - Enter two LORDS - - FIRST LORD. What time o' day is't, Apemantus? - APEMANTUS. Time to be honest. - FIRST LORD. That time serves still. - APEMANTUS. The more accursed thou that still omit'st it. - SECOND LORD. Thou art going to Lord Timon's feast. - APEMANTUS. Ay; to see meat fill knaves and wine heat fools. - SECOND LORD. Fare thee well, fare thee well. - APEMANTUS. Thou art a fool to bid me farewell twice. - SECOND LORD. Why, Apemantus? - APEMANTUS. Shouldst have kept one to thyself, for I mean to give - thee none. - FIRST LORD. Hang thyself. - APEMANTUS. No, I will do nothing at thy bidding; make thy requests - to thy friend. - SECOND LORD. Away, unpeaceable dog, or I'll spurn thee hence. - APEMANTUS. I will fly, like a dog, the heels o' th' ass. Exit - FIRST LORD. He's opposite to humanity. Come, shall we in - And taste Lord Timon's bounty? He outgoes - The very heart of kindness. - SECOND LORD. He pours it out: Plutus, the god of gold, - Is but his steward; no meed but he repays - Sevenfold above itself; no gift to him - But breeds the giver a return exceeding - All use of quittance. - FIRST LORD. The noblest mind he carries - That ever govern'd man. - SECOND LORD. Long may he live in fortunes! shall we in? - FIRST LORD. I'll keep you company. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -A room of state in TIMON'S house - -Hautboys playing loud music. A great banquet serv'd in; -FLAVIUS and others attending; and then enter LORD TIMON, the states, -the ATHENIAN LORDS, VENTIDIUS, which TIMON redeem'd from prison. -Then comes, dropping after all, APEMANTUS, discontentedly, like himself - - VENTIDIUS. Most honoured Timon, - It hath pleas'd the gods to remember my father's age, - And call him to long peace. - He is gone happy, and has left me rich. - Then, as in grateful virtue I am bound - To your free heart, I do return those talents, - Doubled with thanks and service, from whose help - I deriv'd liberty. - TIMON. O, by no means, - Honest Ventidius! You mistake my love; - I gave it freely ever; and there's none - Can truly say he gives, if he receives. - If our betters play at that game, we must not dare - To imitate them: faults that are rich are fair. - VENTIDIUS. A noble spirit! - TIMON. Nay, my lords, ceremony was but devis'd at first - To set a gloss on faint deeds, hollow welcomes, - Recanting goodness, sorry ere 'tis shown; - But where there is true friendship there needs none. - Pray, sit; more welcome are ye to my fortunes - Than my fortunes to me. [They sit] - FIRST LORD. My lord, we always have confess'd it. - APEMANTUS. Ho, ho, confess'd it! Hang'd it, have you not? - TIMON. O, Apemantus, you are welcome. - APEMANTUS. No; - You shall not make me welcome. - I come to have thee thrust me out of doors. - TIMON. Fie, th'art a churl; ye have got a humour there - Does not become a man; 'tis much to blame. - They say, my lords, Ira furor brevis est; but yond man is ever - angry. Go, let him have a table by himself; for he does neither - affect company nor is he fit for't indeed. - APEMANTUS. Let me stay at thine apperil, Timon. - I come to observe; I give thee warning on't. - TIMON. I take no heed of thee. Th'art an Athenian, therefore - welcome. I myself would have no power; prithee let my meat make - thee silent. - APEMANTUS. I scorn thy meat; 't'would choke me, for I should ne'er - flatter thee. O you gods, what a number of men eats Timon, and he - sees 'em not! It grieves me to see so many dip their meat in one - man's blood; and all the madness is, he cheers them up too. - I wonder men dare trust themselves with men. - Methinks they should invite them without knives: - Good for their meat and safer for their lives. - There's much example for't; the fellow that sits next him now, - parts bread with him, pledges the breath of him in a divided - draught, is the readiest man to kill him. 'T has been proved. If - I were a huge man I should fear to drink at meals. - Lest they should spy my windpipe's dangerous notes: - Great men should drink with harness on their throats. - TIMON. My lord, in heart! and let the health go round. - SECOND LORD. Let it flow this way, my good lord. - APEMANTUS. Flow this way! A brave fellow! He keeps his tides well. - Those healths will make thee and thy state look ill, Timon. - Here's that which is too weak to be a sinner, honest water, which - ne'er left man i' th' mire. - This and my food are equals; there's no odds.' - Feasts are too proud to give thanks to the gods. - - APEMANTUS' Grace - - Immortal gods, I crave no pelf; - I pray for no man but myself. - Grant I may never prove so fond - To trust man on his oath or bond, - Or a harlot for her weeping, - Or a dog that seems a-sleeping, - Or a keeper with my freedom, - Or my friends, if I should need 'em. - Amen. So fall to't. - Rich men sin, and I eat root. [Eats and drinks] - - Much good dich thy good heart, Apemantus! - TIMON. Captain Alcibiades, your heart's in the field now. - ALCIBIADES. My heart is ever at your service, my lord. - TIMON. You had rather be at a breakfast of enemies than dinner of - friends. - ALCIBIADES. So they were bleeding new, my lord, there's no meat - like 'em; I could wish my best friend at such a feast. - APEMANTUS. Would all those flatterers were thine enemies then, that - then thou mightst kill 'em, and bid me to 'em. - FIRST LORD. Might we but have that happiness, my lord, that you - would once use our hearts, whereby we might express some part of - our zeals, we should think ourselves for ever perfect. - TIMON. O, no doubt, my good friends, but the gods themselves have - provided that I shall have much help from you. How had you been - my friends else? Why have you that charitable title from - thousands, did not you chiefly belong to my heart? I have told - more of you to myself than you can with modesty speak in your own - behalf; and thus far I confirm you. O you gods, think I, what - need we have any friends if we should ne'er have need of 'em? - They were the most needless creatures living, should we ne'er - have use for 'em; and would most resemble sweet instruments hung - up in cases, that keep their sounds to themselves. Why, I have - often wish'd myself poorer, that I might come nearer to you. We - are born to do benefits; and what better or properer can we call - our own than the riches of our friends? O, what a precious - comfort 'tis to have so many like brothers commanding one - another's fortunes! O, joy's e'en made away ere't can be born! - Mine eyes cannot hold out water, methinks. To forget their - faults, I drink to you. - APEMANTUS. Thou weep'st to make them drink, Timon. - SECOND LORD. Joy had the like conception in our eyes, - And at that instant like a babe sprung up. - APEMANTUS. Ho, ho! I laugh to think that babe a bastard. - THIRD LORD. I promise you, my lord, you mov'd me much. - APEMANTUS. Much! [Sound tucket] - TIMON. What means that trump? - - Enter a SERVANT - - How now? - SERVANT. Please you, my lord, there are certain ladies most - desirous of admittance. - TIMON. Ladies! What are their wills? - SERVANT. There comes with them a forerunner, my lord, which bears - that office to signify their pleasures. - TIMON. I pray let them be admitted. - - Enter CUPID - CUPID. Hail to thee, worthy Timon, and to all - That of his bounties taste! The five best Senses - Acknowledge thee their patron, and come freely - To gratulate thy plenteous bosom. Th' Ear, - Taste, Touch, Smell, pleas'd from thy table rise; - They only now come but to feast thine eyes. - TIMON. They're welcome all; let 'em have kind admittance. - Music, make their welcome. Exit CUPID - FIRST LORD. You see, my lord, how ample y'are belov'd. - - Music. Re-enter CUPID, witb a Masque of LADIES as Amazons, - with lutes in their hands, dancing and playing - - APEMANTUS. Hoy-day, what a sweep of vanity comes this way! - They dance? They are mad women. - Like madness is the glory of this life, - As this pomp shows to a little oil and root. - We make ourselves fools to disport ourselves, - And spend our flatteries to drink those men - Upon whose age we void it up again - With poisonous spite and envy. - Who lives that's not depraved or depraves? - Who dies that bears not one spurn to their graves - Of their friends' gift? - I should fear those that dance before me now - Would one day stamp upon me. 'T has been done: - Men shut their doors against a setting sun. - - The LORDS rise from table, with much adoring of - TIMON; and to show their loves, each single out an - Amazon, and all dance, men witb women, a lofty - strain or two to the hautboys, and cease - - TIMON. You have done our pleasures much grace, fair ladies, - Set a fair fashion on our entertainment, - Which was not half so beautiful and kind; - You have added worth unto't and lustre, - And entertain'd me with mine own device; - I am to thank you for't. - FIRST LADY. My lord, you take us even at the best. - APEMANTUS. Faith, for the worst is filthy, and would not hold - taking, I doubt me. - TIMON. Ladies, there is an idle banquet attends you; - Please you to dispose yourselves. - ALL LADIES. Most thankfully, my lord. - Exeunt CUPID and LADIES - TIMON. Flavius! - FLAVIUS. My lord? - TIMON. The little casket bring me hither. - FLAVIUS. Yes, my lord. [Aside] More jewels yet! - There is no crossing him in's humour, - Else I should tell him- well i' faith, I should- - When all's spent, he'd be cross'd then, an he could. - 'Tis pity bounty had not eyes behind, - That man might ne'er be wretched for his mind. Exit - FIRST LORD. Where be our men? - SERVANT. Here, my lord, in readiness. - SECOND LORD. Our horses! - - Re-enter FLAVIUS, with the casket - - TIMON. O my friends, - I have one word to say to you. Look you, my good lord, - I must entreat you honour me so much - As to advance this jewel; accept it and wear it, - Kind my lord. - FIRST LORD. I am so far already in your gifts- - ALL. So are we all. - - Enter a SERVANT - - SERVANT. My lord, there are certain nobles of the Senate newly - alighted and come to visit you. - TIMON. They are fairly welcome. Exit SERVANT - FLAVIUS. I beseech your honour, vouchsafe me a word; it does - concern you near. - TIMON. Near! Why then, another time I'll hear thee. I prithee let's - be provided to show them entertainment. - FLAVIUS. [Aside] I scarce know how. - - Enter another SERVANT - - SECOND SERVANT. May it please vour honour, Lord Lucius, out of his - free love, hath presented to you four milk-white horses, trapp'd - in silver. - TIMON. I shall accept them fairly. Let the presents - Be worthily entertain'd. Exit SERVANT - - Enter a third SERVANT - - How now! What news? - THIRD SERVANT. Please you, my lord, that honourable gentleman, Lord - Lucullus, entreats your company to-morrow to hunt with him and - has sent your honour two brace of greyhounds. - TIMON. I'll hunt with him; and let them be receiv'd, - Not without fair reward. Exit SERVANT - FLAVIUS. [Aside] What will this come to? - He commands us to provide and give great gifts, - And all out of an empty coffer; - Nor will he know his purse, or yield me this, - To show him what a beggar his heart is, - Being of no power to make his wishes good. - His promises fly so beyond his state - That what he speaks is all in debt; he owes - For ev'ry word. He is so kind that he now - Pays interest for't; his land's put to their books. - Well, would I were gently put out of office - Before I were forc'd out! - Happier is he that has no friend to feed - Than such that do e'en enemies exceed. - I bleed inwardly for my lord. Exit - TIMON. You do yourselves much wrong; - You bate too much of your own merits. - Here, my lord, a trifle of our love. - SECOND LORD. With more than common thanks I will receive it. - THIRD LORD. O, he's the very soul of bounty! - TIMON. And now I remember, my lord, you gave good words the other - day of a bay courser I rode on. 'Tis yours because you lik'd it. - THIRD LORD. O, I beseech you pardon me, my lord, in that. - TIMON. You may take my word, my lord: I know no man - Can justly praise but what he does affect. - I weigh my friend's affection with mine own. - I'll tell you true; I'll call to you. - ALL LORDS. O, none so welcome! - TIMON. I take all and your several visitations - So kind to heart 'tis not enough to give; - Methinks I could deal kingdoms to my friends - And ne'er be weary. Alcibiades, - Thou art a soldier, therefore seldom rich. - It comes in charity to thee; for all thy living - Is 'mongst the dead, and all the lands thou hast - Lie in a pitch'd field. - ALCIBIADES. Ay, defil'd land, my lord. - FIRST LORD. We are so virtuously bound- - TIMON. And so am I to you. - SECOND LORD. So infinitely endear'd- - TIMON. All to you. Lights, more lights! - FIRST LORD. The best of happiness, honour, and fortunes, keep with - you, Lord Timon! - TIMON. Ready for his friends. - Exeunt all but APEMANTUS and TIMON - APEMANTUS. What a coil's here! - Serving of becks and jutting-out of bums! - I doubt whether their legs be worth the sums - That are given for 'em. Friendship's full of dregs: - Methinks false hearts should never have sound legs. - Thus honest fools lay out their wealth on curtsies. - TIMON. Now, Apemantus, if thou wert not sullen - I would be good to thee. - APEMANTUS. No, I'll nothing; for if I should be brib'd too, there - would be none left to rail upon thee, and then thou wouldst sin - the faster. Thou giv'st so long, Timon, I fear me thou wilt give - away thyself in paper shortly. What needs these feasts, pomps, - and vain-glories? - TIMON. Nay, an you begin to rail on society once, I am sworn not to - give regard to you. Farewell; and come with better music. - Exit - APEMANTUS. So. Thou wilt not hear me now: thou shalt not then. I'll - lock thy heaven from thee. - O that men's ears should be - To counsel deaf, but not to flattery! Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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Caphis, ho! - Caphis, I say! - - Enter CAPHIS - - CAPHIS. Here, sir; what is your pleasure? - SENATOR. Get on your cloak and haste you to Lord Timon; - Importune him for my moneys; be not ceas'd - With slight denial, nor then silenc'd when - 'Commend me to your master' and the cap - Plays in the right hand, thus; but tell him - My uses cry to me, I must serve my turn - Out of mine own; his days and times are past, - And my reliances on his fracted dates - Have smit my credit. I love and honour him, - But must not break my back to heal his finger. - Immediate are my needs, and my relief - Must not be toss'd and turn'd to me in words, - But find supply immediate. Get you gone; - Put on a most importunate aspect, - A visage of demand; for I do fear, - When every feather sticks in his own wing, - Lord Timon will be left a naked gull, - Which flashes now a phoenix. Get you gone. - CAPHIS. I go, sir. - SENATOR. Take the bonds along with you, - And have the dates in compt. - CAPHIS. I will, sir. - SENATOR. Go. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Before TIMON'S house - -Enter FLAVIUS, TIMON'S Steward, with many bills in his hand - - FLAVIUS. No care, no stop! So senseless of expense - That he will neither know how to maintain it - Nor cease his flow of riot; takes no account - How things go from him, nor resumes no care - Of what is to continue. Never mind - Was to be so unwise to be so kind. - What shall be done? He will not hear till feel. - I must be round with him. Now he comes from hunting. - Fie, fie, fie, fie! - - Enter CAPHIS, and the SERVANTS Of ISIDORE and VARRO - - CAPHIS. Good even, Varro. What, you come for money? - VARRO'S SERVANT. Is't not your business too? - CAPHIS. It is. And yours too, Isidore? - ISIDORE'S SERVANT. It is so. - CAPHIS. Would we were all discharg'd! - VARRO'S SERVANT. I fear it. - CAPHIS. Here comes the lord. - - Enter TIMON and his train, with ALCIBIADES - - TIMON. So soon as dinner's done we'll forth again, - My Alcibiades.- With me? What is your will? - CAPHIS. My lord, here is a note of certain dues. - TIMON. Dues! Whence are you? - CAPHIS. Of Athens here, my lord. - TIMON. Go to my steward. - CAPHIS. Please it your lordship, he hath put me off - To the succession of new days this month. - My master is awak'd by great occasion - To call upon his own, and humbly prays you - That with your other noble parts you'll suit - In giving him his right. - TIMON. Mine honest friend, - I prithee but repair to me next morning. - CAPHIS. Nay, good my lord- - TIMON. Contain thyself, good friend. - VARRO'S SERVANT. One Varro's servant, my good lord- - ISIDORE'S SERVANT. From Isidore: he humbly prays your speedy - payment- - CAPHIS. If you did know, my lord, my master's wants- - VARRO'S SERVANT. 'Twas due on forfeiture, my lord, six weeks and - past. - ISIDORE'S SERVANT. Your steward puts me off, my lord; and - I am sent expressly to your lordship. - TIMON. Give me breath. - I do beseech you, good my lords, keep on; - I'll wait upon you instantly. - Exeunt ALCIBIADES and LORDS - [To FLAVIUS] Come hither. Pray you, - How goes the world that I am thus encount'red - With clamorous demands of date-broke bonds - And the detention of long-since-due debts, - Against my honour? - FLAVIUS. Please you, gentlemen, - The time is unagreeable to this business. - Your importunacy cease till after dinner, - That I may make his lordship understand - Wherefore you are not paid. - TIMON. Do so, my friends. - See them well entertain'd. Exit - FLAVIUS. Pray draw near. Exit - - Enter APEMANTUS and FOOL - - CAPHIS. Stay, stay, here comes the fool with Apemantus. - Let's ha' some sport with 'em. - VARRO'S SERVANT. Hang him, he'll abuse us! - ISIDORE'S SERVANT. A plague upon him, dog! - VARRO'S SERVANT. How dost, fool? - APEMANTUS. Dost dialogue with thy shadow? - VARRO'S SERVANT. I speak not to thee. - APEMANTUS. No, 'tis to thyself. [To the FOOL] Come away. - ISIDORE'S SERVANT. [To VARRO'S SERVANT] There's the fool hangs on - your back already. - APEMANTUS. No, thou stand'st single; th'art not on him yet. - CAPHIS. Where's the fool now? - APEMANTUS. He last ask'd the question. Poor rogues and usurers' - men! Bawds between gold and want! - ALL SERVANTS. What are we, Apemantus? - APEMANTUS. Asses. - ALL SERVANTS. Why? - APEMANTUS. That you ask me what you are, and do not know - yourselves. Speak to 'em, fool. - FOOL. How do you, gentlemen? - ALL SERVANTS. Gramercies, good fool. How does your mistress? - FOOL. She's e'en setting on water to scald such chickens as you - are. Would we could see you at Corinth! - APEMANTUS. Good! gramercy. - - Enter PAGE - - FOOL. Look you, here comes my mistress' page. - PAGE. [To the FOOL] Why, how now, Captain? What do you in this wise - company? How dost thou, Apemantus? - APEMANTUS. Would I had a rod in my mouth, that I might answer thee - profitably! - PAGE. Prithee, Apemantus, read me the superscription of these - letters; I know not which is which. - APEMANTUS. Canst not read? - PAGE. No. - APEMANTUS. There will little learning die, then, that day thou art - hang'd. This is to Lord Timon; this to Alcibiades. Go; thou wast - born a bastard, and thou't die a bawd. - PAGE. Thou wast whelp'd a dog, and thou shalt famish dog's death. - Answer not: I am gone. Exit PAGE - APEMANTUS. E'en so thou outrun'st grace. - Fool, I will go with you to Lord Timon's. - FOOL. Will you leave me there? - APEMANTUS. If Timon stay at home. You three serve three usurers? - ALL SERVANTS. Ay; would they serv'd us! - APEMANTUS. So would I- as good a trick as ever hangman serv'd - thief. - FOOL. Are you three usurers' men? - ALL SERVANTS. Ay, fool. - FOOL. I think no usurer but has a fool to his servant. My mistress - is one, and I am her fool. When men come to borrow of your - masters, they approach sadly and go away merry; but they enter my - mistress' house merrily and go away sadly. The reason of this? - VARRO'S SERVANT. I could render one. - APEMANTUS. Do it then, that we may account thee a whoremaster and a - knave; which notwithstanding, thou shalt be no less esteemed. - VARRO'S SERVANT. What is a whoremaster, fool? - FOOL. A fool in good clothes, and something like thee. 'Tis a - spirit. Sometime 't appears like a lord; sometime like a lawyer; - sometime like a philosopher, with two stones moe than's - artificial one. He is very often like a knight; and, generally, - in all shapes that man goes up and down in from fourscore to - thirteen, this spirit walks in. - VARRO'S SERVANT. Thou art not altogether a fool. - FOOL. Nor thou altogether a wise man. - As much foolery as I have, so much wit thou lack'st. - APEMANTUS. That answer might have become Apemantus. - VARRO'S SERVANT. Aside, aside; here comes Lord Timon. - - Re-enter TIMON and FLAVIUS - - APEMANTUS. Come with me, fool, come. - FOOL. I do not always follow lover, elder brother, and woman; - sometime the philosopher. - Exeunt APEMANTUS and FOOL - FLAVIUS. Pray you walk near; I'll speak with you anon. - Exeunt SERVANTS - TIMON. You make me marvel wherefore ere this time - Had you not fully laid my state before me, - That I might so have rated my expense - As I had leave of means. - FLAVIUS. You would not hear me - At many leisures I propos'd. - TIMON. Go to; - Perchance some single vantages you took - When my indisposition put you back, - And that unaptness made your minister - Thus to excuse yourself. - FLAVIUS. O my good lord, - At many times I brought in my accounts, - Laid them before you; you would throw them off - And say you found them in mine honesty. - When, for some trifling present, you have bid me - Return so much, I have shook my head and wept; - Yea, 'gainst th' authority of manners, pray'd you - To hold your hand more close. I did endure - Not seldom, nor no slight checks, when I have - Prompted you in the ebb of your estate - And your great flow of debts. My lov'd lord, - Though you hear now- too late!- yet now's a time: - The greatest of your having lacks a half - To pay your present debts. - TIMON. Let all my land be sold. - FLAVIUS. 'Tis all engag'd, some forfeited and gone; - And what remains will hardly stop the mouth - Of present dues. The future comes apace; - What shall defend the interim? And at length - How goes our reck'ning? - TIMON. To Lacedaemon did my land extend. - FLAVIUS. O my good lord, the world is but a word; - Were it all yours to give it in a breath, - How quickly were it gone! - TIMON. You tell me true. - FLAVIUS. If you suspect my husbandry or falsehood, - Call me before th' exactest auditors - And set me on the proof. So the gods bless me, - When all our offices have been oppress'd - With riotous feeders, when our vaults have wept - With drunken spilth of wine, when every room - Hath blaz'd with lights and bray'd with minstrelsy, - I have retir'd me to a wasteful cock - And set mine eyes at flow. - TIMON. Prithee no more. - FLAVIUS. 'Heavens,' have I said 'the bounty of this lord! - How many prodigal bits have slaves and peasants - This night englutted! Who is not Lord Timon's? - What heart, head, sword, force, means, but is Lord Timon's? - Great Timon, noble, worthy, royal Timon!' - Ah! when the means are gone that buy this praise, - The breath is gone whereof this praise is made. - Feast-won, fast-lost; one cloud of winter show'rs, - These flies are couch'd. - TIMON. Come, sermon me no further. - No villainous bounty yet hath pass'd my heart; - Unwisely, not ignobly, have I given. - Why dost thou weep? Canst thou the conscience lack - To think I shall lack friends? Secure thy heart: - If I would broach the vessels of my love, - And try the argument of hearts by borrowing, - Men and men's fortunes could I frankly use - As I can bid thee speak. - FLAVIUS. Assurance bless your thoughts! - TIMON. And, in some sort, these wants of mine are crown'd - That I account them blessings; for by these - Shall I try friends. You shall perceive how you - Mistake my fortunes; I am wealthy in my friends. - Within there! Flaminius! Servilius! - - Enter FLAMINIUS, SERVILIUS, and another SERVANT - - SERVANTS. My lord! my lord! - TIMON. I will dispatch you severally- you to Lord Lucius; to Lord - Lucullus you; I hunted with his honour to-day. You to Sempronius. - Commend me to their loves; and I am proud, say, that my occasions - have found time to use 'em toward a supply of money. Let the - request be fifty talents. - FLAMINIUS. As you have said, my lord. Exeunt SERVANTS - FLAVIUS. [Aside] Lord Lucius and Lucullus? Humh! - TIMON. Go you, sir, to the senators, - Of whom, even to the state's best health, I have - Deserv'd this hearing. Bid 'em send o' th' instant - A thousand talents to me. - FLAVIUS. I have been bold, - For that I knew it the most general way, - To them to use your signet and your name; - But they do shake their heads, and I am here - No richer in return. - TIMON. Is't true? Can't be? - FLAVIUS. They answer, in a joint and corporate voice, - That now they are at fall, want treasure, cannot - Do what they would, are sorry- you are honourable- - But yet they could have wish'd- they know not- - Something hath been amiss- a noble nature - May catch a wrench- would all were well!- 'tis pity- - And so, intending other serious matters, - After distasteful looks, and these hard fractions, - With certain half-caps and cold-moving nods, - They froze me into silence. - TIMON. You gods, reward them! - Prithee, man, look cheerly. These old fellows - Have their ingratitude in them hereditary. - Their blood is cak'd, 'tis cold, it seldom flows; - 'Tis lack of kindly warmth they are not kind; - And nature, as it grows again toward earth, - Is fashion'd for the journey dull and heavy. - Go to Ventidius. Prithee be not sad, - Thou art true and honest; ingeniously I speak, - No blame belongs to thee. Ventidius lately - Buried his father, by whose death he's stepp'd - Into a great estate. When he was poor, - Imprison'd, and in scarcity of friends, - I clear'd him with five talents. Greet him from me, - Bid him suppose some good necessity - Touches his friend, which craves to be rememb'red - With those five talents. That had, give't these fellows - To whom 'tis instant due. Nev'r speak or think - That Timon's fortunes 'mong his friends can sink. - FLAVIUS. I would I could not think it. - That thought is bounty's foe; - Being free itself, it thinks all others so. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -LUCULLUS' house - -FLAMINIUS waiting to speak with LUCULLUS. Enter SERVANT to him - - SERVANT. I have told my lord of you; he is coming down to you. - FLAMINIUS. I thank you, sir. - - Enter LUCULLUS - - SERVANT. Here's my lord. - LUCULLUS. [Aside] One of Lord Timon's men? A gift, I warrant. Why, - this hits right; I dreamt of a silver basin and ewer to-night- - Flaminius, honest Flaminius, you are very respectively welcome, - sir. Fill me some wine. [Exit SERVANT] And how does that - honourable, complete, freehearted gentleman of Athens, thy very - bountiful good lord and master? - FLAMINIUS. His health is well, sir. - LUCULLUS. I am right glad that his health is well, sir. And what - hast thou there under thy cloak, pretty Flaminius? - FLAMINIUS. Faith, nothing but an empty box, sir, which in my lord's - behalf I come to entreat your honour to supply; who, having - great and instant occasion to use fifty talents, hath sent to - your lordship to furnish him, nothing doubting your present - assistance therein. - LUCULLIUS. La, la, la, la! 'Nothing doubting' says he? Alas, good - lord! a noble gentleman 'tis, if he would not keep so good a - house. Many a time and often I ha' din'd with him and told him - on't; and come again to supper to him of purpose to have him - spend less; and yet he would embrace no counsel, take no warning - by my coming. Every man has his fault, and honesty is his. I ha' - told him on't, but I could ne'er get him from't. - - Re-enter SERVANT, with wine - - SERVANT. Please your lordship, here is the wine. - LUCULLUS. Flaminius, I have noted thee always wise. Here's to thee. - FLAMINIUS. Your lordship speaks your pleasure. - LUCULLUS. I have observed thee always for a towardly prompt spirit, - give thee thy due, and one that knows what belongs to reason, and - canst use the time well, if the time use thee well. Good parts in - thee. [To SERVANT] Get you gone, sirrah. [Exit SERVANT] Draw - nearer, honest Flaminius. Thy lord's a bountiful gentleman; but - thou art wise, and thou know'st well enough, although thou com'st - to me, that this is no time to lend money, especially upon bare - friendship without security. Here's three solidares for thee. - Good boy, wink at me, and say thou saw'st me not. Fare thee well. - FLAMINIUS. Is't possible the world should so much differ, - And we alive that liv'd? Fly, damned baseness, - To him that worships thee. [Throwing the money back] - LUCULLUS. Ha! Now I see thou art a fool, and fit for thy master. - Exit - FLAMINIUS. May these add to the number that may scald thee! - Let molten coin be thy damnation, - Thou disease of a friend and not himself! - Has friendship such a faint and milky heart - It turns in less than two nights? O you gods, - I feel my master's passion! This slave - Unto his honour has my lord's meat in him; - Why should it thrive and turn to nutriment - When he is turn'd to poison? - O, may diseases only work upon't! - And when he's sick to death, let not that part of nature - Which my lord paid for be of any power - To expel sickness, but prolong his hour! Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -A public place - -Enter Lucius, with three STRANGERS - - LUCIUS. Who, the Lord Timon? He is my very good friend, and an - honourable gentleman. - FIRST STRANGER. We know him for no less, though we are but - strangers to him. But I can tell you one thing, my lord, and - which I hear from common rumours: now Lord Timon's happy hours - are done and past, and his estate shrinks from him. - LUCIUS. Fie, no: do not believe it; he cannot want for money. - SECOND STRANGER. But believe you this, my lord, that not long ago - one of his men was with the Lord Lucullus to borrow so many - talents; nay, urg'd extremely for't, and showed what necessity - belong'd to't, and yet was denied. - LUCIUS. How? - SECOND STRANGER. I tell you, denied, my lord. - LUCIUS. What a strange case was that! Now, before the gods, I am - asham'd on't. Denied that honourable man! There was very little - honour show'd in't. For my own part, I must needs confess I have - received some small kindnesses from him, as money, plate, jewels, - and such-like trifles, nothing comparing to his; yet, had he - mistook him and sent to me, I should ne'er have denied his - occasion so many talents. - - Enter SERVILIUS - - SERVILIUS. See, by good hap, yonder's my lord; I have sweat to see - his honour.- My honour'd lord! - LUCIUS. Servilius? You are kindly met, sir. Fare thee well; commend - me to thy honourable virtuous lord, my very exquisite friend. - SERVILIUS. May it please your honour, my lord hath sent- - LUCIUS. Ha! What has he sent? I am so much endeared to that lord: - he's ever sending. How shall I thank him, think'st thou? And what - has he sent now? - SERVILIUS. Has only sent his present occasion now, my lord, - requesting your lordship to supply his instant use with so many - talents. - LUCIUS. I know his lordship is but merry with me; - He cannot want fifty-five hundred talents. - SERVILIUS. But in the mean time he wants less, my lord. - If his occasion were not virtuous - I should not urge it half so faithfully. - LUCIUS. Dost thou speak seriously, Servilius? - SERVILIUS. Upon my soul, 'tis true, sir. - LUCIUS. What a wicked beast was I to disfurnish myself against such - a good time, when I might ha' shown myself honourable! How - unluckily it happ'ned that I should purchase the day before for a - little part and undo a great deal of honour! Servilius, now - before the gods, I am not able to do- the more beast, I say! I - was sending to use Lord Timon myself, these gentlemen can - witness; but I would not for the wealth of Athens I had done't - now. Commend me bountifully to his good lordship, and I hope his - honour will conceive the fairest of me, because I have no power - to be kind. And tell him this from me: I count it one of my - greatest afflictions, say, that I cannot pleasure such an - honourable gentleman. Good Servilius, will you befriend me so far - as to use mine own words to him? - SERVILIUS. Yes, sir, I shall. - LUCIUS. I'll look you out a good turn, Servilius. - Exit SERVILIUS - True, as you said, Timon is shrunk indeed; - And he that's once denied will hardly speed. Exit - FIRST STRANGER. Do you observe this, Hostilius? - SECOND STRANGER. Ay, too well. - FIRST STRANGER. Why, this is the world's soul; and just of the same - piece - Is every flatterer's spirit. Who can call him his friend - That dips in the same dish? For, in my knowing, - Timon has been this lord's father, - And kept his credit with his purse; - Supported his estate; nay, Timon's money - Has paid his men their wages. He ne'er drinks - But Timon's silver treads upon his lip; - And yet- O, see the monstrousness of man - When he looks out in an ungrateful shape!- - He does deny him, in respect of his, - What charitable men afford to beggars. - THIRD STRANGER. Religion groans at it. - FIRST STRANGER. For mine own part, - I never tasted Timon in my life, - Nor came any of his bounties over me - To mark me for his friend; yet I protest, - For his right noble mind, illustrious virtue, - And honourable carriage, - Had his necessity made use of me, - I would have put my wealth into donation, - And the best half should have return'd to him, - So much I love his heart. But I perceive - Men must learn now with pity to dispense; - For policy sits above conscience. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -SEMPRONIUS' house - -Enter SEMPRONIUS and a SERVANT of TIMON'S - - SEMPRONIUS. Must he needs trouble me in't? Hum! 'Bove all others? - He might have tried Lord Lucius or Lucullus; - And now Ventidius is wealthy too, - Whom he redeem'd from prison. All these - Owe their estates unto him. - SERVANT. My lord, - They have all been touch'd and found base metal, for - They have all denied him. - SEMPRONIUS. How! Have they denied him? - Has Ventidius and Lucullus denied him? - And does he send to me? Three? Humh! - It shows but little love or judgment in him. - Must I be his last refuge? His friends, like physicians, - Thrice give him over. Must I take th' cure upon me? - Has much disgrac'd me in't; I'm angry at him, - That might have known my place. I see no sense for't, - But his occasions might have woo'd me first; - For, in my conscience, I was the first man - That e'er received gift from him. - And does he think so backwardly of me now - That I'll requite it last? No; - So it may prove an argument of laughter - To th' rest, and I 'mongst lords be thought a fool. - I'd rather than the worth of thrice the sum - Had sent to me first, but for my mind's sake; - I'd such a courage to do him good. But now return, - And with their faint reply this answer join: - Who bates mine honour shall not know my coin. Exit - SERVANT. Excellent! Your lordship's a goodly villain. The devil - knew not what he did when he made man politic- he cross'd himself - by't; and I cannot think but, in the end, the villainies of man - will set him clear. How fairly this lord strives to appear foul! - Takes virtuous copies to be wicked, like those that under hot - ardent zeal would set whole realms on fire. - Of such a nature is his politic love. - This was my lord's best hope; now all are fled, - Save only the gods. Now his friends are dead, - Doors that were ne'er acquainted with their wards - Many a bounteous year must be employ'd - Now to guard sure their master. - And this is all a liberal course allows: - Who cannot keep his wealth must keep his house. Exit - - - - -SCENE IV. -A hall in TIMON'S house - -Enter two Of VARRO'S MEN, meeting LUCIUS' SERVANT, and others, -all being servants of TIMON's creditors, to wait for his coming out. -Then enter TITUS and HORTENSIUS - - FIRST VARRO'S SERVANT. Well met; good morrow, Titus and Hortensius. - TITUS. The like to you, kind Varro. - HORTENSIUS. Lucius! What, do we meet together? - LUCIUS' SERVANT. Ay, and I think one business does command us all; - for mine is money. - TITUS. So is theirs and ours. - - Enter PHILOTUS - - LUCIUS' SERVANT. And Sir Philotus too! - PHILOTUS. Good day at once. - LUCIUS' SERVANT. welcome, good brother, what do you think the hour? - PHILOTUS. Labouring for nine. - LUCIUS' SERVANT. So much? - PHILOTUS. Is not my lord seen yet? - LUCIUS' SERVANT. Not yet. - PHILOTUS. I wonder on't; he was wont to shine at seven. - LUCIUS' SERVANT. Ay, but the days are wax'd shorter with him; - You must consider that a prodigal course - Is like the sun's, but not like his recoverable. - I fear - 'Tis deepest winter in Lord Timon's purse; - That is, one may reach deep enough and yet - Find little. - PHILOTUS. I am of your fear for that. - TITUS. I'll show you how t' observe a strange event. - Your lord sends now for money. - HORTENSIUS. Most true, he does. - TITUS. And he wears jewels now of Timon's gift, - For which I wait for money. - HORTENSIUS. It is against my heart. - LUCIUS' SERVANT. Mark how strange it shows - Timon in this should pay more than he owes; - And e'en as if your lord should wear rich jewels - And send for money for 'em. - HORTENSIUS. I'm weary of this charge, the gods can witness; - I know my lord hath spent of Timon's wealth, - And now ingratitude makes it worse than stealth. - FIRST VARRO'S SERVANT. Yes, mine's three thousand crowns; what's - yours? - LUCIUS' SERVANT. Five thousand mine. - FIRST VARRO'S SERVANT. 'Tis much deep; and it should seem by th' - sum - Your master's confidence was above mine, - Else surely his had equall'd. - - Enter FLAMINIUS - - TITUS. One of Lord Timon's men. - LUCIUS' SERVANT. Flaminius! Sir, a word. Pray, is my lord ready to - come forth? - FLAMINIUS. No, indeed, he is not. - TITUS. We attend his lordship; pray signify so much. - FLAMINIUS. I need not tell him that; he knows you are to diligent. - Exit - - Enter FLAVIUS, in a cloak, muffled - - LUCIUS' SERVANT. Ha! Is not that his steward muffled so? - He goes away in a cloud. Call him, call him. - TITUS. Do you hear, sir? - SECOND VARRO'S SERVANT. By your leave, sir. - FLAVIUS. What do ye ask of me, my friend? - TITUS. We wait for certain money here, sir. - FLAVIUS. Ay, - If money were as certain as your waiting, - 'Twere sure enough. - Why then preferr'd you not your sums and bills - When your false masters eat of my lord's meat? - Then they could smile, and fawn upon his debts, - And take down th' int'rest into their glutt'nous maws. - You do yourselves but wrong to stir me up; - Let me pass quietly. - Believe't, my lord and I have made an end: - I have no more to reckon, he to spend. - LUCIUS' SERVANT. Ay, but this answer will not serve. - FLAVIUS. If 'twill not serve, 'tis not so base as you, - For you serve knaves. Exit - FIRST VARRO'S SERVANT. How! What does his cashier'd worship mutter? - SECOND VARRO'S SERVANT. No matter what; he's poor, and that's - revenge enough. Who can speak broader than he that has no house - to put his head in? Such may rail against great buildings. - - Enter SERVILIUS - - TITUS. O, here's Servilius; now we shall know some answer. - SERVILIUS. If I might beseech you, gentlemen, to repair some other - hour, I should derive much from't; for take't of my soul, my lord - leans wondrously to discontent. His comfortable temper has - forsook him; he's much out of health and keeps his chamber. - LUCIUS' SERVANT. Many do keep their chambers are not sick; - And if it be so far beyond his health, - Methinks he should the sooner pay his debts, - And make a clear way to the gods. - SERVILIUS. Good gods! - TITUS. We cannot take this for answer, sir. - FLAMINIUS. [Within] Servilius, help! My lord! my lord! - - Enter TIMON, in a rage, FLAMINIUS following - - TIMON. What, are my doors oppos'd against my passage? - Have I been ever free, and must my house - Be my retentive enemy, my gaol? - The place which I have feasted, does it now, - Like all mankind, show me an iron heart? - LUCIUS' SERVANT. Put in now, Titus. - TITUS. My lord, here is my bill. - LUCIUS' SERVANT. Here's mine. - HORTENSIUS. And mine, my lord. - BOTH VARRO'S SERVANTS. And ours, my lord. - PHILOTUS. All our bills. - TIMON. Knock me down with 'em; cleave me to the girdle. - LUCIUS' SERVANT. Alas, my lord- - TIMON. Cut my heart in sums. - TITUS. Mine, fifty talents. - TIMON. Tell out my blood. - LUCIUS' SERVANT. Five thousand crowns, my lord. - TIMON. Five thousand drops pays that. What yours? and yours? - FIRST VARRO'S SERVANT. My lord- - SECOND VARRO'S SERVANT. My lord- - TIMON. Tear me, take me, and the gods fall upon you! Exit - HORTENSIUS. Faith, I perceive our masters may throw their caps at - their money. These debts may well be call'd desperate ones, for a - madman owes 'em. Exeunt - - Re-enter TIMON and FLAVIUS - - TIMON. They have e'en put my breath from me, the slaves. - Creditors? Devils! - FLAVIUS. My dear lord- - TIMON. What if it should be so? - FLAMINIUS. My lord- - TIMON. I'll have it so. My steward! - FLAVIUS. Here, my lord. - TIMON. So fitly? Go, bid all my friends again: - Lucius, Lucullus, and Sempronius- all. - I'll once more feast the rascals. - FLAVIUS. O my lord, - You only speak from your distracted soul; - There is not so much left to furnish out - A moderate table. - TIMON. Be it not in thy care. - Go, I charge thee, invite them all; let in the tide - Of knaves once more; my cook and I'll provide. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -The Senate House - -Enter three SENATORS at one door, ALCIBIADES meeting them, with attendants - - FIRST SENATOR. My lord, you have my voice to't: the fault's bloody. - 'Tis necessary he should die: - Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy. - SECOND SENATOR. Most true; the law shall bruise him. - ALCIBIADES. Honour, health, and compassion, to the Senate! - FIRST SENATOR. Now, Captain? - ALCIBIADES. I am an humble suitor to your virtues; - For pity is the virtue of the law, - And none but tyrants use it cruelly. - It pleases time and fortune to lie heavy - Upon a friend of mine, who in hot blood - Hath stepp'd into the law, which is past depth - To those that without heed do plunge into't. - He is a man, setting his fate aside, - Of comely virtues; - Nor did he soil the fact with cowardice- - An honour in him which buys out his fault- - But with a noble fury and fair spirit, - Seeing his reputation touch'd to death, - He did oppose his foe; - And with such sober and unnoted passion - He did behove his anger ere 'twas spent, - As if he had but prov'd an argument. - FIRST SENATOR. You undergo too strict a paradox, - Striving to make an ugly deed look fair; - Your words have took such pains as if they labour'd - To bring manslaughter into form and set - Quarrelling upon the head of valour; which, indeed, - Is valour misbegot, and came into the world - When sects and factions were newly born. - He's truly valiant that can wisely suffer - The worst that man can breathe, - And make his wrongs his outsides, - To wear them like his raiment, carelessly, - And ne'er prefer his injuries to his heart, - To bring it into danger. - If wrongs be evils, and enforce us kill, - What folly 'tis to hazard life for ill! - ALCIBIADES. My lord- - FIRST SENATOR. You cannot make gross sins look clear: - To revenge is no valour, but to bear. - ALCIBIADES. My lords, then, under favour, pardon me - If I speak like a captain: - Why do fond men expose themselves to battle, - And not endure all threats? Sleep upon't, - And let the foes quietly cut their throats, - Without repugnancy? If there be - Such valour in the bearing, what make we - Abroad? Why, then, women are more valiant, - That stay at home, if bearing carry it; - And the ass more captain than the lion; the fellow - Loaden with irons wiser than the judge, - If wisdom be in suffering. O my lords, - As you are great, be pitifully good. - Who cannot condemn rashness in cold blood? - To kill, I grant, is sin's extremest gust; - But, in defence, by mercy, 'tis most just. - To be in anger is impiety; - But who is man that is not angry? - Weigh but the crime with this. - SECOND SENATOR. You breathe in vain. - ALCIBIADES. In vain! His service done - At Lacedaemon and Byzantium - Were a sufficient briber for his life. - FIRST SENATOR. What's that? - ALCIBIADES. Why, I say, my lords, has done fair service, - And slain in fight many of your enemies; - How full of valour did he bear himself - In the last conflict, and made plenteous wounds! - SECOND SENATOR. He has made too much plenty with 'em. - He's a sworn rioter; he has a sin that often - Drowns him and takes his valour prisoner. - If there were no foes, that were enough - To overcome him. In that beastly fury - He has been known to commit outrages - And cherish factions. 'Tis inferr'd to us - His days are foul and his drink dangerous. - FIRST SENATOR. He dies. - ALCIBIADES. Hard fate! He might have died in war. - My lords, if not for any parts in him- - Though his right arm might purchase his own time, - And be in debt to none- yet, more to move you, - Take my deserts to his, and join 'em both; - And, for I know your reverend ages love - Security, I'll pawn my victories, all - My honours to you, upon his good returns. - If by this crime he owes the law his life, - Why, let the war receive't in valiant gore; - For law is strict, and war is nothing more. - FIRST SENATOR. We are for law: he dies. Urge it no more - On height of our displeasure. Friend or brother, - He forfeits his own blood that spills another. - ALCIBIADES. Must it be so? It must not be. My lords, - I do beseech you, know me. - SECOND SENATOR. How! - ALCIBIADES. Call me to your remembrances. - THIRD SENATOR. What! - ALCIBIADES. I cannot think but your age has forgot me; - It could not else be I should prove so base - To sue, and be denied such common grace. - My wounds ache at you. - FIRST SENATOR. Do you dare our anger? - 'Tis in few words, but spacious in effect: - We banish thee for ever. - ALCIBIADES. Banish me! - Banish your dotage! Banish usury - That makes the Senate ugly. - FIRST SENATOR. If after two days' shine Athens contain thee, - Attend our weightier judgment. And, not to swell our spirit, - He shall be executed presently. Exeunt SENATORS - ALCIBIADES. Now the gods keep you old enough that you may live - Only in bone, that none may look on you! - I'm worse than mad; I have kept back their foes, - While they have told their money and let out - Their coin upon large interest, I myself - Rich only in large hurts. All those for this? - Is this the balsam that the usuring Senate - Pours into captains' wounds? Banishment! - It comes not ill; I hate not to be banish'd; - It is a cause worthy my spleen and fury, - That I may strike at Athens. I'll cheer up - My discontented troops, and lay for hearts. - 'Tis honour with most lands to be at odds; - Soldiers should brook as little wrongs as gods. Exit - - - - -SCENE VI. -A banqueting hall in TIMON'S house - -Music. Tables set out; servants attending. Enter divers LORDS, -friends of TIMON, at several doors - - FIRST LORD. The good time of day to you, sir. - SECOND LORD. I also wish it to you. I think this honourable lord - did but try us this other day. - FIRST LORD. Upon that were my thoughts tiring when we encount'red. - I hope it is not so low with him as he made it seem in the trial - of his several friends. - SECOND LORD. It should not be, by the persuasion of his new - feasting. - FIRST LORD. I should think so. He hath sent me an earnest inviting, - which many my near occasions did urge me to put off; but he hath - conjur'd me beyond them, and I must needs appear. - SECOND LORD. In like manner was I in debt to my importunate - business, but he would not hear my excuse. I am sorry, when he - sent to borrow of me, that my provision was out. - FIRST LORD. I am sick of that grief too, as I understand how all - things go. - SECOND LORD. Every man here's so. What would he have borrowed of - you? - FIRST LORD. A thousand pieces. - SECOND LORD. A thousand pieces! - FIRST LORD. What of you? - SECOND LORD. He sent to me, sir- here he comes. - - Enter TIMON and attendants - - TIMON. With all my heart, gentlemen both! And how fare you? - FIRST LORD. Ever at the best, hearing well of your lordship. - SECOND LORD. The swallow follows not summer more willing than we - your lordship. - TIMON. [Aside] Nor more willingly leaves winter; such summer-birds - are men- Gentlemen, our dinner will not recompense this long - stay; feast your ears with the music awhile, if they will fare so - harshly o' th' trumpet's sound; we shall to't presently. - FIRST LORD. I hope it remains not unkindly with your lordship that - I return'd you an empty messenger. - TIMON. O sir, let it not trouble you. - SECOND LORD. My noble lord- - TIMON. Ah, my good friend, what cheer? - SECOND LORD. My most honourable lord, I am e'en sick of shame that, - when your lordship this other day sent to me, I was so - unfortunate a beggar. - TIMON. Think not on't, sir. - SECOND LORD. If you had sent but two hours before- - TIMON. Let it not cumber your better remembrance. [The banquet - brought in] Come, bring in all together. - SECOND LORD. All cover'd dishes! - FIRST LORD. Royal cheer, I warrant you. - THIRD LORD. Doubt not that, if money and the season can yield it. - FIRST LORD. How do you? What's the news? - THIRD LORD. Alcibiades is banish'd. Hear you of it? - FIRST AND SECOND LORDS. Alcibiades banish'd! - THIRD LORD. 'Tis so, be sure of it. - FIRST LORD. How? how? - SECOND LORD. I pray you, upon what? - TIMON. My worthy friends, will you draw near? - THIRD LORD. I'll tell you more anon. Here's a noble feast toward. - SECOND LORD. This is the old man still. - THIRD LORD. Will't hold? Will't hold? - SECOND LORD. It does; but time will- and so- - THIRD LORD. I do conceive. - TIMON. Each man to his stool with that spur as he would to the lip - of his mistress; your diet shall be in all places alike. Make not - a city feast of it, to let the meat cool ere we can agree upon - the first place. Sit, sit. The gods require our thanks: - - You great benefactors, sprinkle our society with thankfulness. - For your own gifts make yourselves prais'd; but reserve still to - give, lest your deities be despised. Lend to each man enough, - that one need not lend to another; for were your god-heads to - borrow of men, men would forsake the gods. Make the meat be - beloved more than the man that gives it. Let no assembly of - twenty be without a score of villains. If there sit twelve women - at the table, let a dozen of them be- as they are. The rest of - your foes, O gods, the senators of Athens, together with the - common lag of people, what is amiss in them, you gods, make - suitable for destruction. For these my present friends, as they - are to me nothing, so in nothing bless them, and to nothing are - they welcome. - - Uncover, dogs, and lap. [The dishes are uncovered and - seen to he full of warm water] - SOME SPEAK. What does his lordship mean? - SOME OTHER. I know not. - TIMON. May you a better feast never behold, - You knot of mouth-friends! Smoke and lukewarm water - Is your perfection. This is Timon's last; - Who, stuck and spangled with your flatteries, - Washes it off, and sprinkles in your faces - [Throwing the water in their faces] - Your reeking villainy. Live loath'd and long, - Most smiling, smooth, detested parasites, - Courteous destroyers, affable wolves, meek bears, - You fools of fortune, trencher friends, time's flies, - Cap and knee slaves, vapours, and minute-lacks! - Of man and beast the infinite malady - Crust you quite o'er! What, dost thou go? - Soft, take thy physic first; thou too, and thou. - Stay, I will lend thee money, borrow none. [Throws the - dishes at them, and drives them out] - What, all in motion? Henceforth be no feast - Whereat a villain's not a welcome guest. - Burn house! Sink Athens! Henceforth hated be - Of Timon man and all humanity! Exit - - Re-enter the LORDS - - FIRST LORD. How now, my lords! - SECOND LORD. Know you the quality of Lord Timon's fury? - THIRD LORD. Push! Did you see my cap? - FOURTH LORD. I have lost my gown. - FIRST LORD. He's but a mad lord, and nought but humours sways him. - He gave me a jewel th' other day, and now he has beat it out of - my hat. Did you see my jewel? - THIRD LORD. Did you see my cap? - SECOND LORD. Here 'tis. - FOURTH LORD. Here lies my gown. - FIRST LORD. Let's make no stay. - SECOND LORD. Lord Timon's mad. - THIRD LORD. I feel't upon my bones. - FOURTH LORD. One day he gives us diamonds, next day stones. - Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. -Without the walls of Athens - -Enter TIMON - - TIMON. Let me look back upon thee. O thou wall - That girdles in those wolves, dive in the earth - And fence not Athens! Matrons, turn incontinent. - Obedience, fail in children! Slaves and fools, - Pluck the grave wrinkled Senate from the bench - And minister in their steads. To general filths - Convert, o' th' instant, green virginity. - Do't in your parents' eyes. Bankrupts, hold fast; - Rather than render back, out with your knives - And cut your trusters' throats. Bound servants, steal: - Large-handed robbers your grave masters are, - And pill by law. Maid, to thy master's bed: - Thy mistress is o' th' brothel. Son of sixteen, - Pluck the lin'd crutch from thy old limping sire, - With it beat out his brains. Piety and fear, - Religion to the gods, peace, justice, truth, - Domestic awe, night-rest, and neighbourhood, - Instruction, manners, mysteries, and trades, - Degrees, observances, customs and laws, - Decline to your confounding contraries - And let confusion live. Plagues incident to men, - Your potent and infectious fevers heap - On Athens, ripe for stroke. Thou cold sciatica, - Cripple our senators, that their limbs may halt - As lamely as their manners. Lust and liberty, - Creep in the minds and marrows of our youth, - That 'gainst the stream of virtue they may strive - And drown themselves in riot. Itches, blains, - Sow all th' Athenian bosoms, and their crop - Be general leprosy! Breath infect breath, - That their society, as their friendship, may - Be merely poison! Nothing I'll bear from thee - But nakedness, thou detestable town! - Take thou that too, with multiplying bans. - Timon will to the woods, where he shall find - Th' unkindest beast more kinder than mankind. - The gods confound- hear me, you good gods all- - The Athenians both within and out that wall! - And grant, as Timon grows, his hate may grow - To the whole race of mankind, high and low! - Amen. Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -Athens. TIMON's house - -Enter FLAVIUS, with two or three SERVANTS - - FIRST SERVANT. Hear you, Master Steward, where's our master? - Are we undone, cast off, nothing remaining? - FLAVIUS. Alack, my fellows, what should I say to you? - Let me be recorded by the righteous gods, - I am as poor as you. - FIRST SERVANT. Such a house broke! - So noble a master fall'n! All gone, and not - One friend to take his fortune by the arm - And go along with him? - SECOND SERVANT. As we do turn our backs - From our companion, thrown into his grave, - So his familiars to his buried fortunes - Slink all away; leave their false vows with him, - Like empty purses pick'd; and his poor self, - A dedicated beggar to the air, - With his disease of all-shunn'd poverty, - Walks, like contempt, alone. More of our fellows. - - Enter other SERVANTS - - FLAVIUS. All broken implements of a ruin'd house. - THIRD SERVANT. Yet do our hearts wear Timon's livery; - That see I by our faces. We are fellows still, - Serving alike in sorrow. Leak'd is our bark; - And we, poor mates, stand on the dying deck, - Hearing the surges threat. We must all part - Into this sea of air. - FLAVIUS. Good fellows all, - The latest of my wealth I'll share amongst you. - Wherever we shall meet, for Timon's sake, - Let's yet be fellows; let's shake our heads and say, - As 'twere a knell unto our master's fortune, - 'We have seen better days.' Let each take some. - [Giving them money] - Nay, put out all your hands. Not one word more! - Thus part we rich in sorrow, parting poor. - [Embrace, and part several ways] - O the fierce wretchedness that glory brings us! - Who would not wish to be from wealth exempt, - Since riches point to misery and contempt? - Who would be so mock'd with glory, or to live - But in a dream of friendship, - To have his pomp, and all what state compounds, - But only painted, like his varnish'd friends? - Poor honest lord, brought low by his own heart, - Undone by goodness! Strange, unusual blood, - When man's worst sin is he does too much good! - Who then dares to be half so kind again? - For bounty, that makes gods, does still mar men. - My dearest lord- blest to be most accurst, - Rich only to be wretched- thy great fortunes - Are made thy chief afflictions. Alas, kind lord! - He's flung in rage from this ingrateful seat - Of monstrous friends; nor has he with him to - Supply his life, or that which can command it. - I'll follow and enquire him out. - I'll ever serve his mind with my best will; - Whilst I have gold, I'll be his steward still. Exit - - - - -SCENE III. -The woods near the sea-shore. Before TIMON'S cave - -Enter TIMON in the woods - - TIMON. O blessed breeding sun, draw from the earth - Rotten humidity; below thy sister's orb - Infect the air! Twinn'd brothers of one womb- - Whose procreation, residence, and birth, - Scarce is dividant- touch them with several fortunes: - The greater scorns the lesser. Not nature, - To whom all sores lay siege, can bear great fortune - But by contempt of nature. - Raise me this beggar and deny't that lord: - The senator shall bear contempt hereditary, - The beggar native honour. - It is the pasture lards the rother's sides, - The want that makes him lean. Who dares, who dares, - In purity of manhood stand upright, - And say 'This man's a flatterer'? If one be, - So are they all; for every grise of fortune - Is smooth'd by that below. The learned pate - Ducks to the golden fool. All's oblique; - There's nothing level in our cursed natures - But direct villainy. Therefore be abhorr'd - All feasts, societies, and throngs of men! - His semblable, yea, himself, Timon disdains. - Destruction fang mankind! Earth, yield me roots. - [Digging] - Who seeks for better of thee, sauce his palate - With thy most operant poison. What is here? - Gold? Yellow, glittering, precious gold? No, gods, - I am no idle votarist. Roots, you clear heavens! - Thus much of this will make black white, foul fair, - Wrong right, base noble, old young, coward valiant. - Ha, you gods! why this? What, this, you gods? Why, this - Will lug your priests and servants from your sides, - Pluck stout men's pillows from below their heads- - This yellow slave - Will knit and break religions, bless th' accurs'd, - Make the hoar leprosy ador'd, place thieves - And give them title, knee, and approbation, - With senators on the bench. This is it - That makes the wappen'd widow wed again- - She whom the spital-house and ulcerous sores - Would cast the gorge at this embalms and spices - To th 'April day again. Come, damn'd earth, - Thou common whore of mankind, that puts odds - Among the rout of nations, I will make thee - Do thy right nature. [March afar off] - Ha! a drum? Th'art quick, - But yet I'll bury thee. Thou't go, strong thief, - When gouty keepers of thee cannot stand. - Nay, stay thou out for earnest. [Keeping some gold] - - Enter ALCIBIADES, with drum and fife, in warlike - manner; and PHRYNIA and TIMANDRA - - ALCIBIADES. What art thou there? Speak. - TIMON. A beast, as thou art. The canker gnaw thy heart - For showing me again the eyes of man! - ALCIBIADES. What is thy name? Is man so hateful to thee - That art thyself a man? - TIMON. I am Misanthropos, and hate mankind. - For thy part, I do wish thou wert a dog, - That I might love thee something. - ALCIBIADES. I know thee well; - But in thy fortunes am unlearn'd and strange. - TIMON. I know thee too; and more than that I know thee - I not desire to know. Follow thy drum; - With man's blood paint the ground, gules, gules. - Religious canons, civil laws, are cruel; - Then what should war be? This fell whore of thine - Hath in her more destruction than thy sword - For all her cherubin look. - PHRYNIA. Thy lips rot off! - TIMON. I will not kiss thee; then the rot returns - To thine own lips again. - ALCIBIADES. How came the noble Timon to this change? - TIMON. As the moon does, by wanting light to give. - But then renew I could not, like the moon; - There were no suns to borrow of. - ALCIBIADES. Noble Timon, - What friendship may I do thee? - TIMON. None, but to - Maintain my opinion. - ALCIBIADES. What is it, Timon? - TIMON. Promise me friendship, but perform none. If thou wilt not - promise, the gods plague thee, for thou art man! If thou dost - perform, confound thee, for thou art a man! - ALCIBIADES. I have heard in some sort of thy miseries. - TIMON. Thou saw'st them when I had prosperity. - ALCIBIADES. I see them now; then was a blessed time. - TIMON. As thine is now, held with a brace of harlots. - TIMANDRA. Is this th' Athenian minion whom the world - Voic'd so regardfully? - TIMON. Art thou Timandra? - TIMANDRA. Yes. - TIMON. Be a whore still; they love thee not that use thee. - Give them diseases, leaving with thee their lust. - Make use of thy salt hours. Season the slaves - For tubs and baths; bring down rose-cheek'd youth - To the tub-fast and the diet. - TIMANDRA. Hang thee, monster! - ALCIBIADES. Pardon him, sweet Timandra, for his wits - Are drown'd and lost in his calamities. - I have but little gold of late, brave Timon, - The want whereof doth daily make revolt - In my penurious band. I have heard, and griev'd, - How cursed Athens, mindless of thy worth, - Forgetting thy great deeds, when neighbour states, - But for thy sword and fortune, trod upon them- - TIMON. I prithee beat thy drum and get thee gone. - ALCIBIADES. I am thy friend, and pity thee, dear Timon. - TIMON. How dost thou pity him whom thou dost trouble? - I had rather be alone. - ALCIBIADES. Why, fare thee well; - Here is some gold for thee. - TIMON. Keep it: I cannot eat it. - ALCIBIADES. When I have laid proud Athens on a heap- - TIMON. War'st thou 'gainst Athens? - ALCIBIADES. Ay, Timon, and have cause. - TIMON. The gods confound them all in thy conquest; - And thee after, when thou hast conquer'd! - ALCIBIADES. Why me, Timon? - TIMON. That by killing of villains - Thou wast born to conquer my country. - Put up thy gold. Go on. Here's gold. Go on. - Be as a planetary plague, when Jove - Will o'er some high-vic'd city hang his poison - In the sick air; let not thy sword skip one. - Pity not honour'd age for his white beard: - He is an usurer. Strike me the counterfeit matron: - It is her habit only that is honest, - Herself's a bawd. Let not the virgin's cheek - Make soft thy trenchant sword; for those milk paps - That through the window bars bore at men's eyes - Are not within the leaf of pity writ, - But set them down horrible traitors. Spare not the babe - Whose dimpled smiles from fools exhaust their mercy; - Think it a bastard whom the oracle - Hath doubtfully pronounc'd thy throat shall cut, - And mince it sans remorse. Swear against abjects; - Put armour on thine ears and on thine eyes, - Whose proof nor yells of mothers, maids, nor babes, - Nor sight of priests in holy vestments bleeding, - Shall pierce a jot. There's gold to pay thy soldiers. - Make large confusion; and, thy fury spent, - Confounded be thyself! Speak not, be gone. - ALCIBIADES. Hast thou gold yet? I'll take the gold thou givest me, - Not all thy counsel. - TIMON. Dost thou, or dost thou not, heaven's curse upon thee! - PHRYNIA AND TIMANDRA. Give us some gold, good Timon. - Hast thou more? - TIMON. Enough to make a whore forswear her trade, - And to make whores a bawd. Hold up, you sluts, - Your aprons mountant; you are not oathable, - Although I know you'll swear, terribly swear, - Into strong shudders and to heavenly agues, - Th' immortal gods that hear you. Spare your oaths; - I'll trust to your conditions. Be whores still; - And he whose pious breath seeks to convert you- - Be strong in whore, allure him, burn him up; - Let your close fire predominate his smoke, - And be no turncoats. Yet may your pains six months - Be quite contrary! And thatch your poor thin roofs - With burdens of the dead- some that were hang'd, - No matter. Wear them, betray with them. Whore still; - Paint till a horse may mire upon your face. - A pox of wrinkles! - PHRYNIA AND TIMANDRA. Well, more gold. What then? - Believe't that we'll do anything for gold. - TIMON. Consumptions sow - In hollow bones of man; strike their sharp shins, - And mar men's spurring. Crack the lawyer's voice, - That he may never more false title plead, - Nor sound his quillets shrilly. Hoar the flamen, - That scolds against the quality of flesh - And not believes himself. Down with the nose, - Down with it flat, take the bridge quite away - Of him that, his particular to foresee, - Smells from the general weal. Make curl'd-pate ruffians bald, - And let the unscarr'd braggarts of the war - Derive some pain from you. Plague all, - That your activity may defeat and quell - The source of all erection. There's more gold. - Do you damn others, and let this damn you, - And ditches grave you all! - PHRYNIA AND TIMANDRA. More counsel with more money, bounteous - Timon. - TIMON. More whore, more mischief first; I have given you earnest. - ALCIBIADES. Strike up the drum towards Athens. Farewell, Timon; - If I thrive well, I'll visit thee again. - TIMON. If I hope well, I'll never see thee more. - ALCIBIADES. I never did thee harm. - TIMON. Yes, thou spok'st well of me. - ALCIBIADES. Call'st thou that harm? - TIMON. Men daily find it. Get thee away, and take - Thy beagles with thee. - ALCIBIADES. We but offend him. Strike. - Drum beats. Exeunt all but TIMON - TIMON. That nature, being sick of man's unkindness, - Should yet be hungry! Common mother, thou, [Digging] - Whose womb unmeasurable and infinite breast - Teems and feeds all; whose self-same mettle, - Whereof thy proud child, arrogant man, is puff'd, - Engenders the black toad and adder blue, - The gilded newt and eyeless venom'd worm, - With all th' abhorred births below crisp heaven - Whereon Hyperion's quick'ning fire doth shine- - Yield him, who all thy human sons doth hate, - From forth thy plenteous bosom, one poor root! - Ensear thy fertile and conceptious womb, - Let it no more bring out ingrateful man! - Go great with tigers, dragons, wolves, and bears; - Teem with new monsters whom thy upward face - Hath to the marbled mansion all above - Never presented!- O, a root! Dear thanks!- - Dry up thy marrows, vines, and plough-torn leas, - Whereof ingrateful man, with liquorish draughts - And morsels unctuous, greases his pure mind, - That from it all consideration slips- - - Enter APEMANTUS - - More man? Plague, plague! - APEMANTUS. I was directed hither. Men report - Thou dost affect my manners and dost use them. - TIMON. 'Tis, then, because thou dost not keep a dog, - Whom I would imitate. Consumption catch thee! - APEMANTUS. This is in thee a nature but infected, - A poor unmanly melancholy sprung - From change of fortune. Why this spade, this place? - This slave-like habit and these looks of care? - Thy flatterers yet wear silk, drink wine, lie soft, - Hug their diseas'd perfumes, and have forgot - That ever Timon was. Shame not these woods - By putting on the cunning of a carper. - Be thou a flatterer now, and seek to thrive - By that which has undone thee: hinge thy knee, - And let his very breath whom thou'lt observe - Blow off thy cap; praise his most vicious strain, - And call it excellent. Thou wast told thus; - Thou gav'st thine ears, like tapsters that bade welcome, - To knaves and all approachers. 'Tis most just - That thou turn rascal; hadst thou wealth again - Rascals should have't. Do not assume my likeness. - TIMON. Were I like thee, I'd throw away myself. - APEMANTUS. Thou hast cast away thyself, being like thyself; - A madman so long, now a fool. What, think'st - That the bleak air, thy boisterous chamberlain, - Will put thy shirt on warm? Will these moist trees, - That have outliv'd the eagle, page thy heels - And skip when thou point'st out? Will the cold brook, - Candied with ice, caudle thy morning taste - To cure thy o'ernight's surfeit? Call the creatures - Whose naked natures live in all the spite - Of wreakful heaven, whose bare unhoused trunks, - To the conflicting elements expos'd, - Answer mere nature- bid them flatter thee. - O, thou shalt find- - TIMON. A fool of thee. Depart. - APEMANTUS. I love thee better now than e'er I did. - TIMON. I hate thee worse. - APEMANTUS. Why? - TIMON. Thou flatter'st misery. - APEMANTUS. I flatter not, but say thou art a caitiff. - TIMON. Why dost thou seek me out? - APEMANTUS. To vex thee. - TIMON. Always a villain's office or a fool's. - Dost please thyself in't? - APEMANTUS. Ay. - TIMON. What, a knave too? - APEMANTUS. If thou didst put this sour-cold habit on - To castigate thy pride, 'twere well; but thou - Dost it enforcedly. Thou'dst courtier be again - Wert thou not beggar. Willing misery - Outlives incertain pomp, is crown'd before. - The one is filling still, never complete; - The other, at high wish. Best state, contentless, - Hath a distracted and most wretched being, - Worse than the worst, content. - Thou should'st desire to die, being miserable. - TIMON. Not by his breath that is more miserable. - Thou art a slave whom Fortune's tender arm - With favour never clasp'd, but bred a dog. - Hadst thou, like us from our first swath, proceeded - The sweet degrees that this brief world affords - To such as may the passive drugs of it - Freely command, thou wouldst have plung'd thyself - In general riot, melted down thy youth - In different beds of lust, and never learn'd - The icy precepts of respect, but followed - The sug'red game before thee. But myself, - Who had the world as my confectionary; - The mouths, the tongues, the eyes, and hearts of men - At duty, more than I could frame employment; - That numberless upon me stuck, as leaves - Do on the oak, have with one winter's brush - Fell from their boughs, and left me open, bare - For every storm that blows- I to bear this, - That never knew but better, is some burden. - Thy nature did commence in sufferance; time - Hath made thee hard in't. Why shouldst thou hate men? - They never flatter'd thee. What hast thou given? - If thou wilt curse, thy father, that poor rag, - Must be thy subject; who, in spite, put stuff - To some she-beggar and compounded thee - Poor rogue hereditary. Hence, be gone. - If thou hadst not been born the worst of men, - Thou hadst been a knave and flatterer. - APEMANTUS. Art thou proud yet? - TIMON. Ay, that I am not thee. - APEMANTUS. I, that I was - No prodigal. - TIMON. I, that I am one now. - Were all the wealth I have shut up in thee, - I'd give thee leave to hang it. Get thee gone. - That the whole life of Athens were in this! - Thus would I eat it. [Eating a root] - APEMANTUS. Here! I will mend thy feast. - [Offering him food] - TIMON. First mend my company: take away thyself. - APEMANTUS. So I shall mend mine own by th' lack of thine. - TIMON. 'Tis not well mended so; it is but botch'd. - If not, I would it were. - APEMANTUS. What wouldst thou have to Athens? - TIMON. Thee thither in a whirlwind. If thou wilt, - Tell them there I have gold; look, so I have. - APEMANTUS. Here is no use for gold. - TIMON. The best and truest; - For here it sleeps and does no hired harm. - APEMANTUS. Where liest a nights, Timon? - TIMON. Under that's above me. - Where feed'st thou a days, Apemantus? - APEMANTUS. Where my stomach. finds meat; or rather, where I eat it. - TIMON. Would poison were obedient, and knew my mind! - APEMANTUS. Where wouldst thou send it? - TIMON. To sauce thy dishes. - APEMANTUS. The middle of humanity thou never knewest, but the - extremity of both ends. When thou wast in thy gilt and thy - perfume, they mock'd thee for too much curiosity; in thy rags - thou know'st none, but art despis'd for the contrary. There's a - medlar for thee; eat it. - TIMON. On what I hate I feed not. - APEMANTUS. Dost hate a medlar? - TIMON. Ay, though it look like thee. - APEMANTUS. An th' hadst hated medlars sooner, thou shouldst have - loved thyself better now. What man didst thou ever know unthrift - that was beloved after his means? - TIMON. Who, without those means thou talk'st of, didst thou ever - know belov'd? - APEMANTUS. Myself. - TIMON. I understand thee: thou hadst some means to keep a dog. - APEMANTUS. What things in the world canst thou nearest compare to - thy flatterers? - TIMON. Women nearest; but men, men are the things themselves. What - wouldst thou do with the world, Apemantus, if it lay in thy - power? - APEMANTUS. Give it the beasts, to be rid of the men. - TIMON. Wouldst thou have thyself fall in the confusion of men, and - remain a beast with the beasts? - APEMANTUS. Ay, Timon. - TIMON. A beastly ambition, which the gods grant thee t' attain to! - If thou wert the lion, the fox would beguile thee; if thou wert - the lamb, the fox would eat thee; if thou wert the fox, the lion - would suspect thee, when, peradventure, thou wert accus'd by the - ass. If thou wert the ass, thy dulness would torment thee; and - still thou liv'dst but as a breakfast to the wolf. If thou wert - the wolf, thy greediness would afflict thee, and oft thou - shouldst hazard thy life for thy dinner. Wert thou the unicorn, - pride and wrath would confound thee, and make thine own self the - conquest of thy fury. Wert thou bear, thou wouldst be kill'd by - the horse; wert thou a horse, thou wouldst be seiz'd by the - leopard; wert thou a leopard, thou wert german to the lion, and - the spots of thy kindred were jurors on thy life. All thy safety - were remotion, and thy defence absence. What beast couldst thou - be that were not subject to a beast? And what beast art thou - already, that seest not thy loss in transformation! - APEMANTUS. If thou couldst please me with speaking to me, thou - mightst have hit upon it here. The commonwealth of Athens is - become a forest of beasts. - TIMON. How has the ass broke the wall, that thou art out of the - city? - APEMANTUS. Yonder comes a poet and a painter. The plague of company - light upon thee! I will fear to catch it, and give way. When I - know not what else to do, I'll see thee again. - TIMON. When there is nothing living but thee, thou shalt be - welcome. I had rather be a beggar's dog than Apemantus. - APEMANTUS. Thou art the cap of all the fools alive. - TIMON. Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon! - APEMANTUS. A plague on thee! thou art too bad to curse. - TIMON. All villains that do stand by thee are pure. - APEMANTUS. There is no leprosy but what thou speak'st. - TIMON. If I name thee. - I'll beat thee- but I should infect my hands. - APEMANTUS. I would my tongue could rot them off! - TIMON. Away, thou issue of a mangy dog! - Choler does kill me that thou art alive; - I swoon to see thee. - APEMANTUS. Would thou wouldst burst! - TIMON. Away, - Thou tedious rogue! I am sorry I shall lose - A stone by thee. [Throws a stone at him] - APEMANTUS. Beast! - TIMON. Slave! - APEMANTUS. Toad! - TIMON. Rogue, rogue, rogue! - I am sick of this false world, and will love nought - But even the mere necessities upon't. - Then, Timon, presently prepare thy grave; - Lie where the light foam of the sea may beat - Thy gravestone daily; make thine epitaph, - That death in me at others' lives may laugh. - [Looks at the gold] O thou sweet king-killer, and dear divorce - 'Twixt natural son and sire! thou bright defiler - Of Hymen's purest bed! thou valiant Mars! - Thou ever young, fresh, lov'd, and delicate wooer, - Whose blush doth thaw the consecrated snow - That lies on Dian's lap! thou visible god, - That sold'rest close impossibilities, - And mak'st them kiss! that speak'st with every tongue - To every purpose! O thou touch of hearts! - Think thy slave man rebels, and by thy virtue - Set them into confounding odds, that beasts - May have the world in empire! - APEMANTUS. Would 'twere so! - But not till I am dead. I'll say th' hast gold. - Thou wilt be throng'd to shortly. - TIMON. Throng'd to? - APEMANTUS. Ay. - TIMON. Thy back, I prithee. - APEMANTUS. Live, and love thy misery! - TIMON. Long live so, and so die! [Exit APEMANTUS] I am quit. More - things like men? Eat, Timon, and abhor them. - - Enter the BANDITTI - - FIRST BANDIT. Where should he have this gold? It is some poor - fragment, some slender ort of his remainder. The mere want of - gold and the falling-from of his friends drove him into this - melancholy. - SECOND BANDIT. It is nois'd he hath a mass of treasure. - THIRD BANDIT. Let us make the assay upon him; if he care not for't, - he will supply us easily; if he covetously reserve it, how - shall's get it? - SECOND BANDIT. True; for he bears it not about him. 'Tis hid. - FIRST BANDIT. Is not this he? - BANDITTI. Where? - SECOND BANDIT. 'Tis his description. - THIRD BANDIT. He; I know him. - BANDITTI. Save thee, Timon! - TIMON. Now, thieves? - BANDITTI. Soldiers, not thieves. - TIMON. Both too, and women's sons. - BANDITTI. We are not thieves, but men that much do want. - TIMON. Your greatest want is, you want much of meat. - Why should you want? Behold, the earth hath roots; - Within this mile break forth a hundred springs; - The oaks bear mast, the briars scarlet hips; - The bounteous housewife Nature on each bush - Lays her full mess before you. Want! Why want? - FIRST BANDIT. We cannot live on grass, on berries, water, - As beasts and birds and fishes. - TIMON. Nor on the beasts themselves, the birds, and fishes; - You must eat men. Yet thanks I must you con - That you are thieves profess'd, that you work not - In holier shapes; for there is boundless theft - In limited professions. Rascal thieves, - Here's gold. Go, suck the subtle blood o' th' grape - Till the high fever seethe your blood to froth, - And so scape hanging. Trust not the physician; - His antidotes are poison, and he slays - Moe than you rob. Take wealth and lives together; - Do villainy, do, since you protest to do't, - Like workmen. I'll example you with thievery: - The sun's a thief, and with his great attraction - Robs the vast sea; the moon's an arrant thief, - And her pale fire she snatches from the sun; - The sea's a thief, whose liquid surge resolves - The moon into salt tears; the earth's a thief, - That feeds and breeds by a composture stol'n - From gen'ral excrement- each thing's a thief. - The laws, your curb and whip, in their rough power - Has uncheck'd theft. Love not yourselves; away, - Rob one another. There's more gold. Cut throats; - All that you meet are thieves. To Athens go, - Break open shops; nothing can you steal - But thieves do lose it. Steal not less for this - I give you; and gold confound you howsoe'er! - Amen. - THIRD BANDIT. Has almost charm'd me from my profession by - persuading me to it. - FIRST BANDIT. 'Tis in the malice of mankind that he thus advises - us; not to have us thrive in our mystery. - SECOND BANDIT. I'll believe him as an enemy, and give over my - trade. - FIRST BANDIT. Let us first see peace in Athens. There is no time so - miserable but a man may be true. Exeunt THIEVES - - Enter FLAVIUS, to TIMON - - FLAVIUS. O you gods! - Is yond despis'd and ruinous man my lord? - Full of decay and failing? O monument - And wonder of good deeds evilly bestow'd! - What an alteration of honour - Has desp'rate want made! - What viler thing upon the earth than friends, - Who can bring noblest minds to basest ends! - How rarely does it meet with this time's guise, - When man was wish'd to love his enemies! - Grant I may ever love, and rather woo - Those that would mischief me than those that do! - Has caught me in his eye; I will present - My honest grief unto him, and as my lord - Still serve him with my life. My dearest master! - TIMON. Away! What art thou? - FLAVIUS. Have you forgot me, sir? - TIMON. Why dost ask that? I have forgot all men; - Then, if thou grant'st th'art a man, I have forgot thee. - FLAVIUS. An honest poor servant of yours. - TIMON. Then I know thee not. - I never had honest man about me, I. - All I kept were knaves, to serve in meat to villains. - FLAVIUS. The gods are witness, - Nev'r did poor steward wear a truer grief - For his undone lord than mine eyes for you. - TIMON. What, dost thou weep? Come nearer. Then I love thee - Because thou art a woman and disclaim'st - Flinty mankind, whose eyes do never give - But thorough lust and laughter. Pity's sleeping. - Strange times, that weep with laughing, not with weeping! - FLAVIUS. I beg of you to know me, good my lord, - T' accept my grief, and whilst this poor wealth lasts - To entertain me as your steward still. - TIMON. Had I a steward - So true, so just, and now so comfortable? - It almost turns my dangerous nature mild. - Let me behold thy face. Surely, this man - Was born of woman. - Forgive my general and exceptless rashness, - You perpetual-sober gods! I do proclaim - One honest man- mistake me not, but one; - No more, I pray- and he's a steward. - How fain would I have hated all mankind! - And thou redeem'st thyself. But all, save thee, - I fell with curses. - Methinks thou art more honest now than wise; - For by oppressing and betraying me - Thou mightst have sooner got another service; - For many so arrive at second masters - Upon their first lord's neck. But tell me true, - For I must ever doubt though ne'er so sure, - Is not thy kindness subtle, covetous, - If not a usuring kindness, and as rich men deal gifts, - Expecting in return twenty for one? - FLAVIUS. No, my most worthy master, in whose breast - Doubt and suspect, alas, are plac'd too late! - You should have fear'd false times when you did feast: - Suspect still comes where an estate is least. - That which I show, heaven knows, is merely love, - Duty, and zeal, to your unmatched mind, - Care of your food and living; and believe it, - My most honour'd lord, - For any benefit that points to me, - Either in hope or present, I'd exchange - For this one wish, that you had power and wealth - To requite me by making rich yourself. - TIMON. Look thee, 'tis so! Thou singly honest man, - Here, take. The gods, out of my misery, - Have sent thee treasure. Go, live rich and happy, - But thus condition'd; thou shalt build from men; - Hate all, curse all, show charity to none, - But let the famish'd flesh slide from the bone - Ere thou relieve the beggar. Give to dogs - What thou deniest to men; let prisons swallow 'em, - Debts wither 'em to nothing. Be men like blasted woods, - And may diseases lick up their false bloods! - And so, farewell and thrive. - FLAVIUS. O, let me stay - And comfort you, my master. - TIMON. If thou hat'st curses, - Stay not; fly whilst thou art blest and free. - Ne'er see thou man, and let me ne'er see thee. - Exeunt severally - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -The woods. Before TIMON's cave - -Enter POET and PAINTER - - PAINTER. As I took note of the place, it cannot be far where he - abides. - POET. to be thought of him? Does the rumour hold for true that he's - so full of gold? - PAINTER. Certain. Alcibiades reports it; Phrynia and Timandra had - gold of him. He likewise enrich'd poor straggling soldiers with - great quantity. 'Tis said he gave unto his steward a mighty sum. - POET. Then this breaking of his has been but a try for his friends? - PAINTER. Nothing else. You shall see him a palm in Athens again, - and flourish with the highest. Therefore 'tis not amiss we tender - our loves to him in this suppos'd distress of his; it will show - honestly in us, and is very likely to load our purposes with what - they travail for, if it be just and true report that goes of his - having. - POET. What have you now to present unto him? - PAINTER. Nothing at this time but my visitation; only I will - promise him an excellent piece. - POET. I must serve him so too, tell him of an intent that's coming - toward him. - PAINTER. Good as the best. Promising is the very air o' th' time; - it opens the eyes of expectation. Performance is ever the duller - for his act, and but in the plainer and simpler kind of people - the deed of saying is quite out of use. To promise is most - courtly and fashionable; performance is a kind of will or - testament which argues a great sickness in his judgment that - makes it. - - Enter TIMON from his cave - - TIMON. [Aside] Excellent workman! Thou canst not paint a man so bad - as is thyself. - POET. I am thinking what I shall say I have provided for him. It - must be a personating of himself; a satire against the softness - of prosperity, with a discovery of the infinite flatteries that - follow youth and opulency. - TIMON. [Aside] Must thou needs stand for a villain in thine own - work? Wilt thou whip thine own faults in other men? Do so, I have - gold for thee. - POET. Nay, let's seek him; - Then do we sin against our own estate - When we may profit meet and come too late. - PAINTER. True; - When the day serves, before black-corner'd night, - Find what thou want'st by free and offer'd light. - Come. - TIMON. [Aside] I'll meet you at the turn. What a god's gold, - That he is worshipp'd in a baser temple - Than where swine feed! - 'Tis thou that rig'st the bark and plough'st the foam, - Settlest admired reverence in a slave. - To thee be worship! and thy saints for aye - Be crown'd with plagues, that thee alone obey! - Fit I meet them. [Advancing from his cave] - POET. Hail, worthy Timon! - PAINTER. Our late noble master! - TIMON. Have I once liv'd to see two honest men? - POET. Sir, - Having often of your open bounty tasted, - Hearing you were retir'd, your friends fall'n off, - Whose thankless natures- O abhorred spirits!- - Not all the whips of heaven are large enough- - What! to you, - Whose star-like nobleness gave life and influence - To their whole being! I am rapt, and cannot cover - The monstrous bulk of this ingratitude - With any size of words. - TIMON. Let it go naked: men may see't the better. - You that are honest, by being what you are, - Make them best seen and known. - PAINTER. He and myself - Have travail'd in the great show'r of your gifts, - And sweetly felt it. - TIMON. Ay, you are honest men. - PAINTER. We are hither come to offer you our service. - TIMON. Most honest men! Why, how shall I requite you? - Can you eat roots, and drink cold water- No? - BOTH. What we can do, we'll do, to do you service. - TIMON. Y'are honest men. Y'have heard that I have gold; - I am sure you have. Speak truth; y'are honest men. - PAINTER. So it is said, my noble lord; but therefore - Came not my friend nor I. - TIMON. Good honest men! Thou draw'st a counterfeit - Best in all Athens. Th'art indeed the best; - Thou counterfeit'st most lively. - PAINTER. So, so, my lord. - TIMON. E'en so, sir, as I say. [To To POET] And for thy fiction, - Why, thy verse swells with stuff so fine and smooth - That thou art even natural in thine art. - But for all this, my honest-natur'd friends, - I must needs say you have a little fault. - Marry, 'tis not monstrous in you; neither wish I - You take much pains to mend. - BOTH. Beseech your honour - To make it known to us. - TIMON. You'll take it ill. - BOTH. Most thankfully, my lord. - TIMON. Will you indeed? - BOTH. Doubt it not, worthy lord. - TIMON. There's never a one of you but trusts a knave - That mightily deceives you. - BOTH. Do we, my lord? - TIMON. Ay, and you hear him cog, see him dissemble, - Know his gross patchery, love him, feed him, - Keep in your bosom; yet remain assur'd - That he's a made-up villain. - PAINTER. I know not such, my lord. - POET. Nor I. - TIMON. Look you, I love you well; I'll give you gold, - Rid me these villains from your companies. - Hang them or stab them, drown them in a draught, - Confound them by some course, and come to me, - I'll give you gold enough. - BOTH. Name them, my lord; let's know them. - TIMON. You that way, and you this- but two in company; - Each man apart, all single and alone, - Yet an arch-villain keeps him company. - [To the PAINTER] If, where thou art, two villians shall not be, - Come not near him. [To the POET] If thou wouldst not reside - But where one villain is, then him abandon.- - Hence, pack! there's gold; you came for gold, ye slaves. - [To the PAINTER] You have work for me; there's payment; hence! - [To the POET] You are an alchemist; make gold of that.- - Out, rascal dogs! [Beats and drives them out] - - Enter FLAVIUS and two SENATORS - - FLAVIUS. It is vain that you would speak with Timon; - For he is set so only to himself - That nothing but himself which looks like man - Is friendly with him. - FIRST SENATOR. Bring us to his cave. - It is our part and promise to th' Athenians - To speak with Timon. - SECOND SENATOR. At all times alike - Men are not still the same; 'twas time and griefs - That fram'd him thus. Time, with his fairer hand, - Offering the fortunes of his former days, - The former man may make him. Bring us to him, - And chance it as it may. - FLAVIUS. Here is his cave. - Peace and content be here! Lord Timon! Timon! - Look out, and speak to friends. Th' Athenians - By two of their most reverend Senate greet thee. - Speak to them, noble Timon. - - Enter TIMON out of his cave - - TIMON. Thou sun that comforts, burn. Speak and be hang'd! - For each true word a blister, and each false - Be as a cauterizing to the root o' th' tongue, - Consuming it with speaking! - FIRST SENATOR. Worthy Timon- - TIMON. Of none but such as you, and you of Timon. - FIRST SENATOR. The senators of Athens greet thee, Timon. - TIMON. I thank them; and would send them back the plague, - Could I but catch it for them. - FIRST SENATOR. O, forget - What we are sorry for ourselves in thee. - The senators with one consent of love - Entreat thee back to Athens, who have thought - On special dignities, which vacant lie - For thy best use and wearing. - SECOND SENATOR. They confess - Toward thee forgetfulness too general, gross; - Which now the public body, which doth seldom - Play the recanter, feeling in itself - A lack of Timon's aid, hath sense withal - Of it own fail, restraining aid to Timon, - And send forth us to make their sorrowed render, - Together with a recompense more fruitful - Than their offence can weigh down by the dram; - Ay, even such heaps and sums of love and wealth - As shall to thee blot out what wrongs were theirs - And write in thee the figures of their love, - Ever to read them thine. - TIMON. You witch me in it; - Surprise me to the very brink of tears. - Lend me a fool's heart and a woman's eyes, - And I'll beweep these comforts, worthy senators. - FIRST SENATOR. Therefore so please thee to return with us, - And of our Athens, thine and ours, to take - The captainship, thou shalt be met with thanks, - Allow'd with absolute power, and thy good name - Live with authority. So soon we shall drive back - Of Alcibiades th' approaches wild, - Who, like a boar too savage, doth root up - His country's peace. - SECOND SENATOR. And shakes his threat'ning sword - Against the walls of Athens. - FIRST SENATOR. Therefore, Timon- - TIMON. Well, sir, I will. Therefore I will, sir, thus: - If Alcibiades kill my countrymen, - Let Alcibiades know this of Timon, - That Timon cares not. But if he sack fair Athens, - And take our goodly aged men by th' beards, - Giving our holy virgins to the stain - Of contumelious, beastly, mad-brain'd war, - Then let him know- and tell him Timon speaks it - In pity of our aged and our youth- - I cannot choose but tell him that I care not, - And let him take't at worst; for their knives care not, - While you have throats to answer. For myself, - There's not a whittle in th' unruly camp - But I do prize it at my love before - The reverend'st throat in Athens. So I leave you - To the protection of the prosperous gods, - As thieves to keepers. - FLAVIUS. Stay not, all's in vain. - TIMON. Why, I was writing of my epitaph; - It will be seen to-morrow. My long sickness - Of health and living now begins to mend, - And nothing brings me all things. Go, live still; - Be Alcibiades your plague, you his, - And last so long enough! - FIRST SENATOR. We speak in vain. - TIMON. But yet I love my country, and am not - One that rejoices in the common wreck, - As common bruit doth put it. - FIRST SENATOR. That's well spoke. - TIMON. Commend me to my loving countrymen- - FIRST SENATOR. These words become your lips as they pass through - them. - SECOND SENATOR. And enter in our ears like great triumphers - In their applauding gates. - TIMON. Commend me to them, - And tell them that, to ease them of their griefs, - Their fears of hostile strokes, their aches, losses, - Their pangs of love, with other incident throes - That nature's fragile vessel doth sustain - In life's uncertain voyage, I will some kindness do them- - I'll teach them to prevent wild Alcibiades' wrath. - FIRST SENATOR. I like this well; he will return again. - TIMON. I have a tree, which grows here in my close, - That mine own use invites me to cut down, - And shortly must I fell it. Tell my friends, - Tell Athens, in the sequence of degree - From high to low throughout, that whoso please - To stop affliction, let him take his haste, - Come hither, ere my tree hath felt the axe, - And hang himself. I pray you do my greeting. - FLAVIUS. Trouble him no further; thus you still shall find him. - TIMON. Come not to me again; but say to Athens - Timon hath made his everlasting mansion - Upon the beached verge of the salt flood, - Who once a day with his embossed froth - The turbulent surge shall cover. Thither come, - And let my gravestone be your oracle. - Lips, let sour words go by and language end: - What is amiss, plague and infection mend! - Graves only be men's works and death their gain! - Sun, hide thy beams. Timon hath done his reign. - Exit TIMON into his cave - FIRST SENATOR. His discontents are unremovably - Coupled to nature. - SECOND SENATOR. Our hope in him is dead. Let us return - And strain what other means is left unto us - In our dear peril. - FIRST SENATOR. It requires swift foot. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Before the walls of Athens - -Enter two other SENATORS with a MESSENGER - - FIRST SENATOR. Thou hast painfully discover'd; are his files - As full as thy report? - MESSENGER. I have spoke the least. - Besides, his expedition promises - Present approach. - SECOND SENATOR. We stand much hazard if they bring not Timon. - MESSENGER. I met a courier, one mine ancient friend, - Whom, though in general part we were oppos'd, - Yet our old love had a particular force, - And made us speak like friends. This man was riding - From Alcibiades to Timon's cave - With letters of entreaty, which imported - His fellowship i' th' cause against your city, - In part for his sake mov'd. - - Enter the other SENATORS, from TIMON - - FIRST SENATOR. Here come our brothers. - THIRD SENATOR. No talk of Timon, nothing of him expect. - The enemies' drum is heard, and fearful scouring - Doth choke the air with dust. In, and prepare. - Ours is the fall, I fear; our foes the snare. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -The TIMON's cave, and a rude tomb seen - -Enter a SOLDIER in the woods, seeking TIMON - - SOLDIER. By all description this should be the place. - Who's here? Speak, ho! No answer? What is this? - Timon is dead, who hath outstretch'd his span. - Some beast rear'd this; here does not live a man. - Dead, sure; and this his grave. What's on this tomb - I cannot read; the character I'll take with wax. - Our captain hath in every figure skill, - An ag'd interpreter, though young in days; - Before proud Athens he's set down by this, - Whose fall the mark of his ambition is. Exit - - - - -SCENE IV. -Before the walls of Athens - -Trumpets sound. Enter ALCIBIADES with his powers before Athens - - ALCIBIADES. Sound to this coward and lascivious town - Our terrible approach. - - Sound a parley. The SENATORS appear upon the walls - - Till now you have gone on and fill'd the time - With all licentious measure, making your wills - The scope of justice; till now, myself, and such - As slept within the shadow of your power, - Have wander'd with our travers'd arms, and breath'd - Our sufferance vainly. Now the time is flush, - When crouching marrow, in the bearer strong, - Cries of itself 'No more!' Now breathless wrong - Shall sit and pant in your great chairs of ease, - And pursy insolence shall break his wind - With fear and horrid flight. - FIRST SENATOR. Noble and young, - When thy first griefs were but a mere conceit, - Ere thou hadst power or we had cause of fear, - We sent to thee, to give thy rages balm, - To wipe out our ingratitude with loves - Above their quantity. - SECOND SENATOR. So did we woo - Transformed Timon to our city's love - By humble message and by promis'd means. - We were not all unkind, nor all deserve - The common stroke of war. - FIRST SENATOR. These walls of ours - Were not erected by their hands from whom - You have receiv'd your griefs; nor are they such - That these great tow'rs, trophies, and schools, should fall - For private faults in them. - SECOND SENATOR. Nor are they living - Who were the motives that you first went out; - Shame, that they wanted cunning, in excess - Hath broke their hearts. March, noble lord, - Into our city with thy banners spread. - By decimation and a tithed death- - If thy revenges hunger for that food - Which nature loathes- take thou the destin'd tenth, - And by the hazard of the spotted die - Let die the spotted. - FIRST SENATOR. All have not offended; - For those that were, it is not square to take, - On those that are, revenge: crimes, like lands, - Are not inherited. Then, dear countryman, - Bring in thy ranks, but leave without thy rage; - Spare thy Athenian cradle, and those kin - Which, in the bluster of thy wrath, must fall - With those that have offended. Like a shepherd - Approach the fold and cull th' infected forth, - But kill not all together. - SECOND SENATOR. What thou wilt, - Thou rather shalt enforce it with thy smile - Than hew to't with thy sword. - FIRST SENATOR. Set but thy foot - Against our rampir'd gates and they shall ope, - So thou wilt send thy gentle heart before - To say thou't enter friendly. - SECOND SENATOR. Throw thy glove, - Or any token of thine honour else, - That thou wilt use the wars as thy redress - And not as our confusion, all thy powers - Shall make their harbour in our town till we - Have seal'd thy full desire. - ALCIBIADES. Then there's my glove; - Descend, and open your uncharged ports. - Those enemies of Timon's and mine own, - Whom you yourselves shall set out for reproof, - Fall, and no more. And, to atone your fears - With my more noble meaning, not a man - Shall pass his quarter or offend the stream - Of regular justice in your city's bounds, - But shall be render'd to your public laws - At heaviest answer. - BOTH. 'Tis most nobly spoken. - ALCIBIADES. Descend, and keep your words. - [The SENATORS descend and open the gates] - - Enter a SOLDIER as a Messenger - - SOLDIER. My noble General, Timon is dead; - Entomb'd upon the very hem o' th' sea; - And on his grave-stone this insculpture, which - With wax I brought away, whose soft impression - Interprets for my poor ignorance. - - ALCIBIADES reads the Epitaph - - 'Here lies a wretched corse, of wretched soul bereft; - Seek not my name. A plague consume you wicked caitiffs left! - Here lie I, Timon, who alive all living men did hate. - Pass by, and curse thy fill; but pass, and stay not here thy - gait.' - These well express in thee thy latter spirits. - Though thou abhorr'dst in us our human griefs, - Scorn'dst our brain's flow, and those our droplets which - From niggard nature fall, yet rich conceit - Taught thee to make vast Neptune weep for aye - On thy low grave, on faults forgiven. Dead - Is noble Timon, of whose memory - Hereafter more. Bring me into your city, - And I will use the olive, with my sword; - Make war breed peace, make peace stint war, make each - Prescribe to other, as each other's leech. - Let our drums strike. Exeunt - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1594 - -THE TRAGEDY OF TITUS ANDRONICUS - -by William Shakespeare - - - -Dramatis Personae - - SATURNINUS, son to the late Emperor of Rome, afterwards Emperor - BASSIANUS, brother to Saturninus - TITUS ANDRONICUS, a noble Roman - MARCUS ANDRONICUS, Tribune of the People, and brother to Titus - - Sons to Titus Andronicus: - LUCIUS - QUINTUS - MARTIUS - MUTIUS - - YOUNG LUCIUS, a boy, son to Lucius - PUBLIUS, son to Marcus Andronicus - - Kinsmen to Titus: - SEMPRONIUS - CAIUS - VALENTINE - - AEMILIUS, a noble Roman - - Sons to Tamora: - ALARBUS - DEMETRIUS - CHIRON - - AARON, a Moor, beloved by Tamora - A CAPTAIN - A MESSENGER - A CLOWN - - TAMORA, Queen of the Goths - LAVINIA, daughter to Titus Andronicus - A NURSE, and a black CHILD - - Romans and Goths, Senators, Tribunes, Officers, Soldiers, and - Attendants - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - SCENE: - Rome and the neighbourhood - - -ACT 1. SCENE I. -Rome. Before the Capitol - -Flourish. Enter the TRIBUNES and SENATORS aloft; and then enter below -SATURNINUS and his followers at one door, and BASSIANUS and his followers -at the other, with drums and trumpets - - SATURNINUS. Noble patricians, patrons of my right, - Defend the justice of my cause with arms; - And, countrymen, my loving followers, - Plead my successive title with your swords. - I am his first born son that was the last - That ware the imperial diadem of Rome; - Then let my father's honours live in me, - Nor wrong mine age with this indignity. - BASSIANUS. Romans, friends, followers, favourers of my right, - If ever Bassianus, Caesar's son, - Were gracious in the eyes of royal Rome, - Keep then this passage to the Capitol; - And suffer not dishonour to approach - The imperial seat, to virtue consecrate, - To justice, continence, and nobility; - But let desert in pure election shine; - And, Romans, fight for freedom in your choice. - - Enter MARCUS ANDRONICUS aloft, with the crown - - MARCUS. Princes, that strive by factions and by friends - Ambitiously for rule and empery, - Know that the people of Rome, for whom we stand - A special party, have by common voice - In election for the Roman empery - Chosen Andronicus, surnamed Pius - For many good and great deserts to Rome. - A nobler man, a braver warrior, - Lives not this day within the city walls. - He by the Senate is accited home, - From weary wars against the barbarous Goths, - That with his sons, a terror to our foes, - Hath yok'd a nation strong, train'd up in arms. - Ten years are spent since first he undertook - This cause of Rome, and chastised with arms - Our enemies' pride; five times he hath return'd - Bleeding to Rome, bearing his valiant sons - In coffins from the field; and at this day - To the monument of that Andronici - Done sacrifice of expiation, - And slain the noblest prisoner of the Goths. - And now at last, laden with honour's spoils, - Returns the good Andronicus to Rome, - Renowned Titus, flourishing in arms. - Let us entreat, by honour of his name - Whom worthily you would have now succeed, - And in the Capitol and Senate's right, - Whom you pretend to honour and adore, - That you withdraw you and abate your strength, - Dismiss your followers, and, as suitors should, - Plead your deserts in peace and humbleness. - SATURNINUS. How fair the Tribune speaks to calm my thoughts. - BASSIANUS. Marcus Andronicus, so I do affy - In thy uprightness and integrity, - And so I love and honour thee and thine, - Thy noble brother Titus and his sons, - And her to whom my thoughts are humbled all, - Gracious Lavinia, Rome's rich ornament, - That I will here dismiss my loving friends, - And to my fortunes and the people's favour - Commit my cause in balance to be weigh'd. - Exeunt the soldiers of BASSIANUS - SATURNINUS. Friends, that have been thus forward in my right, - I thank you all and here dismiss you all, - And to the love and favour of my country - Commit myself, my person, and the cause. - Exeunt the soldiers of SATURNINUS - Rome, be as just and gracious unto me - As I am confident and kind to thee. - Open the gates and let me in. - BASSIANUS. Tribunes, and me, a poor competitor. - [Flourish. They go up into the Senate House] - - Enter a CAPTAIN - - CAPTAIN. Romans, make way. The good Andronicus, - Patron of virtue, Rome's best champion, - Successful in the battles that he fights, - With honour and with fortune is return'd - From where he circumscribed with his sword - And brought to yoke the enemies of Rome. - - Sound drums and trumpets, and then enter MARTIUS - and MUTIUS, two of TITUS' sons; and then two men - bearing a coffin covered with black; then LUCIUS - and QUINTUS, two other sons; then TITUS ANDRONICUS; - and then TAMORA the Queen of Goths, with her three - sons, ALARBUS, DEMETRIUS, and CHIRON, with AARON the - Moor, and others, as many as can be. Then set down - the coffin and TITUS speaks - - TITUS. Hail, Rome, victorious in thy mourning weeds! - Lo, as the bark that hath discharg'd her fraught - Returns with precious lading to the bay - From whence at first she weigh'd her anchorage, - Cometh Andronicus, bound with laurel boughs, - To re-salute his country with his tears, - Tears of true joy for his return to Rome. - Thou great defender of this Capitol, - Stand gracious to the rites that we intend! - Romans, of five and twenty valiant sons, - Half of the number that King Priam had, - Behold the poor remains, alive and dead! - These that survive let Rome reward with love; - These that I bring unto their latest home, - With burial amongst their ancestors. - Here Goths have given me leave to sheathe my sword. - Titus, unkind, and careless of thine own, - Why suffer'st thou thy sons, unburied yet, - To hover on the dreadful shore of Styx? - Make way to lay them by their brethren. - [They open the tomb] - There greet in silence, as the dead are wont, - And sleep in peace, slain in your country's wars. - O sacred receptacle of my joys, - Sweet cell of virtue and nobility, - How many sons hast thou of mine in store - That thou wilt never render to me more! - LUCIUS. Give us the proudest prisoner of the Goths, - That we may hew his limbs, and on a pile - Ad manes fratrum sacrifice his flesh - Before this earthy prison of their bones, - That so the shadows be not unappeas'd, - Nor we disturb'd with prodigies on earth. - TITUS. I give him you- the noblest that survives, - The eldest son of this distressed queen. - TAMORA. Stay, Roman brethen! Gracious conqueror, - Victorious Titus, rue the tears I shed, - A mother's tears in passion for her son; - And if thy sons were ever dear to thee, - O, think my son to be as dear to me! - Sufficeth not that we are brought to Rome - To beautify thy triumphs, and return - Captive to thee and to thy Roman yoke; - But must my sons be slaughtered in the streets - For valiant doings in their country's cause? - O, if to fight for king and commonweal - Were piety in thine, it is in these. - Andronicus, stain not thy tomb with blood. - Wilt thou draw near the nature of the gods? - Draw near them then in being merciful. - Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge. - Thrice-noble Titus, spare my first-born son. - TITUS. Patient yourself, madam, and pardon me. - These are their brethren, whom your Goths beheld - Alive and dead; and for their brethren slain - Religiously they ask a sacrifice. - To this your son is mark'd, and die he must - T' appease their groaning shadows that are gone. - LUCIUS. Away with him, and make a fire straight; - And with our swords, upon a pile of wood, - Let's hew his limbs till they be clean consum'd. - Exeunt TITUS' SONS, with ALARBUS - TAMORA. O cruel, irreligious piety! - CHIRON. Was never Scythia half so barbarous! - DEMETRIUS. Oppose not Scythia to ambitious Rome. - Alarbus goes to rest, and we survive - To tremble under Titus' threat'ning look. - Then, madam, stand resolv'd, but hope withal - The self-same gods that arm'd the Queen of Troy - With opportunity of sharp revenge - Upon the Thracian tyrant in his tent - May favour Tamora, the Queen of Goths- - When Goths were Goths and Tamora was queen- - To quit the bloody wrongs upon her foes. - - Re-enter LUCIUS, QUINTUS, MARTIUS, and - MUTIUS, the sons of ANDRONICUS, with their swords bloody - - LUCIUS. See, lord and father, how we have perform'd - Our Roman rites: Alarbus' limbs are lopp'd, - And entrails feed the sacrificing fire, - Whose smoke like incense doth perfume the sky. - Remaineth nought but to inter our brethren, - And with loud 'larums welcome them to Rome. - TITUS. Let it be so, and let Andronicus - Make this his latest farewell to their souls. - [Sound trumpets and lay the coffin in the tomb] - In peace and honour rest you here, my sons; - Rome's readiest champions, repose you here in rest, - Secure from worldly chances and mishaps! - Here lurks no treason, here no envy swells, - Here grow no damned drugs, here are no storms, - No noise, but silence and eternal sleep. - In peace and honour rest you here, my sons! - - Enter LAVINIA - - LAVINIA. In peace and honour live Lord Titus long; - My noble lord and father, live in fame! - Lo, at this tomb my tributary tears - I render for my brethren's obsequies; - And at thy feet I kneel, with tears of joy - Shed on this earth for thy return to Rome. - O, bless me here with thy victorious hand, - Whose fortunes Rome's best citizens applaud! - TITUS. Kind Rome, that hast thus lovingly reserv'd - The cordial of mine age to glad my heart! - Lavinia, live; outlive thy father's days, - And fame's eternal date, for virtue's praise! - - Enter, above, MARCUS ANDRONICUS and TRIBUNES; - re-enter SATURNINUS, BASSIANUS, and attendants - - MARCUS. Long live Lord Titus, my beloved brother, - Gracious triumpher in the eyes of Rome! - TITUS. Thanks, gentle Tribune, noble brother Marcus. - MARCUS. And welcome, nephews, from successful wars, - You that survive and you that sleep in fame. - Fair lords, your fortunes are alike in all - That in your country's service drew your swords; - But safer triumph is this funeral pomp - That hath aspir'd to Solon's happiness - And triumphs over chance in honour's bed. - Titus Andronicus, the people of Rome, - Whose friend in justice thou hast ever been, - Send thee by me, their Tribune and their trust, - This par]iament of white and spotless hue; - And name thee in election for the empire - With these our late-deceased Emperor's sons: - Be candidatus then, and put it on, - And help to set a head on headless Rome. - TITUS. A better head her glorious body fits - Than his that shakes for age and feebleness. - What should I don this robe and trouble you? - Be chosen with proclamations to-day, - To-morrow yield up rule, resign my life, - And set abroad new business for you all? - Rome, I have been thy soldier forty years, - And led my country's strength successfully, - And buried one and twenty valiant sons, - Knighted in field, slain manfully in arms, - In right and service of their noble country. - Give me a staff of honour for mine age, - But not a sceptre to control the world. - Upright he held it, lords, that held it last. - MARCUS. Titus, thou shalt obtain and ask the empery. - SATURNINUS. Proud and ambitious Tribune, canst thou tell? - TITUS. Patience, Prince Saturninus. - SATURNINUS. Romans, do me right. - Patricians, draw your swords, and sheathe them not - Till Saturninus be Rome's Emperor. - Andronicus, would thou were shipp'd to hell - Rather than rob me of the people's hearts! - LUCIUS. Proud Saturnine, interrupter of the good - That noble-minded Titus means to thee! - TITUS. Content thee, Prince; I will restore to thee - The people's hearts, and wean them from themselves. - BASSIANUS. Andronicus, I do not flatter thee, - But honour thee, and will do till I die. - My faction if thou strengthen with thy friends, - I will most thankful be; and thanks to men - Of noble minds is honourable meed. - TITUS. People of Rome, and people's Tribunes here, - I ask your voices and your suffrages: - Will ye bestow them friendly on Andronicus? - TRIBUNES. To gratify the good Andronicus, - And gratulate his safe return to Rome, - The people will accept whom he admits. - TITUS. Tribunes, I thank you; and this suit I make, - That you create our Emperor's eldest son, - Lord Saturnine; whose virtues will, I hope, - Reflect on Rome as Titan's rays on earth, - And ripen justice in this commonweal. - Then, if you will elect by my advice, - Crown him, and say 'Long live our Emperor!' - MARCUS. With voices and applause of every sort, - Patricians and plebeians, we create - Lord Saturninus Rome's great Emperor; - And say 'Long live our Emperor Saturnine!' - [A long flourish till they come down] - SATURNINUS. Titus Andronicus, for thy favours done - To us in our election this day - I give thee thanks in part of thy deserts, - And will with deeds requite thy gentleness; - And for an onset, Titus, to advance - Thy name and honourable family, - Lavinia will I make my emperess, - Rome's royal mistress, mistress of my heart, - And in the sacred Pantheon her espouse. - Tell me, Andronicus, doth this motion please thee? - TITUS. It doth, my worthy lord, and in this match - I hold me highly honoured of your Grace, - And here in sight of Rome, to Saturnine, - King and commander of our commonweal, - The wide world's Emperor, do I consecrate - My sword, my chariot, and my prisoners, - Presents well worthy Rome's imperious lord; - Receive them then, the tribute that I owe, - Mine honour's ensigns humbled at thy feet. - SATURNINUS. Thanks, noble Titus, father of my life. - How proud I am of thee and of thy gifts - Rome shall record; and when I do forget - The least of these unspeakable deserts, - Romans, forget your fealty to me. - TITUS. [To TAMORA] Now, madam, are you prisoner to an emperor; - To him that for your honour and your state - Will use you nobly and your followers. - SATURNINUS. [Aside] A goodly lady, trust me; of the hue - That I would choose, were I to choose anew.- - Clear up, fair Queen, that cloudy countenance; - Though chance of war hath wrought this change of cheer, - Thou com'st not to be made a scorn in Rome- - Princely shall be thy usage every way. - Rest on my word, and let not discontent - Daunt all your hopes. Madam, he comforts you - Can make you greater than the Queen of Goths. - Lavinia, you are not displeas'd with this? - LAVINIA. Not I, my lord, sith true nobility - Warrants these words in princely courtesy. - SATURNINUS. Thanks, sweet Lavinia. Romans, let us go. - Ransomless here we set our prisoners free. - Proclaim our honours, lords, with trump and drum. - [Flourish] - BASSIANUS. Lord Titus, by your leave, this maid is mine. - [Seizing LAVINIA] - TITUS. How, sir! Are you in earnest then, my lord? - BASSIANUS. Ay, noble Titus, and resolv'd withal - To do myself this reason and this right. - MARCUS. Suum cuique is our Roman justice: - This prince in justice seizeth but his own. - LUCIUS. And that he will and shall, if Lucius live. - TITUS. Traitors, avaunt! Where is the Emperor's guard? - Treason, my lord- Lavinia is surpris'd! - SATURNINUS. Surpris'd! By whom? - BASSIANUS. By him that justly may - Bear his betroth'd from all the world away. - Exeunt BASSIANUS and MARCUS with LAVINIA - MUTIUS. Brothers, help to convey her hence away, - And with my sword I'll keep this door safe. - Exeunt LUCIUS, QUINTUS, and MARTIUS - TITUS. Follow, my lord, and I'll soon bring her back. - MUTIUS. My lord, you pass not here. - TITUS. What, villain boy! - Bar'st me my way in Rome? - MUTIUS. Help, Lucius, help! - TITUS kills him. During the fray, exeunt SATURNINUS, - TAMORA, DEMETRIUS, CHIRON, and AARON - - Re-enter Lucius - - LUCIUS. My lord, you are unjust, and more than so: - In wrongful quarrel you have slain your son. - TITUS. Nor thou nor he are any sons of mine; - My sons would never so dishonour me. - - Re-enter aloft the EMPEROR - with TAMORA and her two Sons, and AARON the Moor - - Traitor, restore Lavinia to the Emperor. - LUCIUS. Dead, if you will; but not to be his wife, - That is another's lawful promis'd love. Exit - SATURNINUS. No, Titus, no; the Emperor needs her not, - Nor her, nor thee, nor any of thy stock. - I'll trust by leisure him that mocks me once; - Thee never, nor thy traitorous haughty sons, - Confederates all thus to dishonour me. - Was there none else in Rome to make a stale - But Saturnine? Full well, Andronicus, - Agree these deeds with that proud brag of thine - That saidst I begg'd the empire at thy hands. - TITUS. O monstrous! What reproachful words are these? - SATURNINUS. But go thy ways; go, give that changing piece - To him that flourish'd for her with his sword. - A valiant son-in-law thou shalt enjoy; - One fit to bandy with thy lawless sons, - To ruffle in the commonwealth of Rome. - TITUS. These words are razors to my wounded heart. - SATURNINUS. And therefore, lovely Tamora, Queen of Goths, - That, like the stately Phoebe 'mongst her nymphs, - Dost overshine the gallant'st dames of Rome, - If thou be pleas'd with this my sudden choice, - Behold, I choose thee, Tamora, for my bride - And will create thee Emperess of Rome. - Speak, Queen of Goths, dost thou applaud my choice? - And here I swear by all the Roman gods- - Sith priest and holy water are so near, - And tapers burn so bright, and everything - In readiness for Hymenaeus stand- - I will not re-salute the streets of Rome, - Or climb my palace, till from forth this place - I lead espous'd my bride along with me. - TAMORA. And here in sight of heaven to Rome I swear, - If Saturnine advance the Queen of Goths, - She will a handmaid be to his desires, - A loving nurse, a mother to his youth. - SATURNINUS. Ascend, fair Queen, Pantheon. Lords, accompany - Your noble Emperor and his lovely bride, - Sent by the heavens for Prince Saturnine, - Whose wisdom hath her fortune conquered; - There shall we consummate our spousal rites. - Exeunt all but TITUS - TITUS. I am not bid to wait upon this bride. - TITUS, when wert thou wont to walk alone, - Dishonoured thus, and challenged of wrongs? - - Re-enter MARCUS, - and TITUS' SONS, LUCIUS, QUINTUS, and MARTIUS - - MARCUS. O Titus, see, O, see what thou hast done! - In a bad quarrel slain a virtuous son. - TITUS. No, foolish Tribune, no; no son of mine- - Nor thou, nor these, confederates in the deed - That hath dishonoured all our family; - Unworthy brother and unworthy sons! - LUCIUS. But let us give him burial, as becomes; - Give Mutius burial with our bretheren. - TITUS. Traitors, away! He rests not in this tomb. - This monument five hundred years hath stood, - Which I have sumptuously re-edified; - Here none but soldiers and Rome's servitors - Repose in fame; none basely slain in brawls. - Bury him where you can, he comes not here. - MARCUS. My lord, this is impiety in you. - My nephew Mutius' deeds do plead for him; - He must be buried with his bretheren. - QUINTUS & MARTIUS. And shall, or him we will accompany. - TITUS. 'And shall!' What villain was it spake that word? - QUINTUS. He that would vouch it in any place but here. - TITUS. What, would you bury him in my despite? - MARCUS. No, noble Titus, but entreat of thee - To pardon Mutius and to bury him. - TITUS. Marcus, even thou hast struck upon my crest, - And with these boys mine honour thou hast wounded. - My foes I do repute you every one; - So trouble me no more, but get you gone. - MARTIUS. He is not with himself; let us withdraw. - QUINTUS. Not I, till Mutius' bones be buried. - [The BROTHER and the SONS kneel] - MARCUS. Brother, for in that name doth nature plead- - QUINTUS. Father, and in that name doth nature speak- - TITUS. Speak thou no more, if all the rest will speed. - MARCUS. Renowned Titus, more than half my soul- - LUCIUS. Dear father, soul and substance of us all- - MARCUS. Suffer thy brother Marcus to inter - His noble nephew here in virtue's nest, - That died in honour and Lavinia's cause. - Thou art a Roman- be not barbarous. - The Greeks upon advice did bury Ajax, - That slew himself; and wise Laertes' son - Did graciously plead for his funerals. - Let not young Mutius, then, that was thy joy, - Be barr'd his entrance here. - TITUS. Rise, Marcus, rise; - The dismal'st day is this that e'er I saw, - To be dishonoured by my sons in Rome! - Well, bury him, and bury me the next. - [They put MUTIUS in the tomb] - LUCIUS. There lie thy bones, sweet Mutius, with thy friends, - Till we with trophies do adorn thy tomb. - ALL. [Kneeling] No man shed tears for noble Mutius; - He lives in fame that died in virtue's cause. - MARCUS. My lord- to step out of these dreary dumps- - How comes it that the subtle Queen of Goths - Is of a sudden thus advanc'd in Rome? - TITUS. I know not, Marcus, but I know it is- - Whether by device or no, the heavens can tell. - Is she not, then, beholding to the man - That brought her for this high good turn so far? - MARCUS. Yes, and will nobly him remunerate. - - Flourish. Re-enter the EMPEROR, TAMORA - and her two SONS, with the MOOR, at one door; - at the other door, BASSIANUS and LAVINIA, with others - - SATURNINUS. So, Bassianus, you have play'd your prize: - God give you joy, sir, of your gallant bride! - BASSIANUS. And you of yours, my lord! I say no more, - Nor wish no less; and so I take my leave. - SATURNINUS. Traitor, if Rome have law or we have power, - Thou and thy faction shall repent this rape. - BASSIANUS. Rape, call you it, my lord, to seize my own, - My true betrothed love, and now my wife? - But let the laws of Rome determine all; - Meanwhile am I possess'd of that is mine. - SATURNINUS. 'Tis good, sir. You are very short with us; - But if we live we'll be as sharp with you. - BASSIANUS. My lord, what I have done, as best I may, - Answer I must, and shall do with my life. - Only thus much I give your Grace to know: - By all the duties that I owe to Rome, - This noble gentleman, Lord Titus here, - Is in opinion and in honour wrong'd, - That, in the rescue of Lavinia, - With his own hand did slay his youngest son, - In zeal to you, and highly mov'd to wrath - To be controll'd in that he frankly gave. - Receive him then to favour, Saturnine, - That hath express'd himself in all his deeds - A father and a friend to thee and Rome. - TITUS. Prince Bassianus, leave to plead my deeds. - 'Tis thou and those that have dishonoured me. - Rome and the righteous heavens be my judge - How I have lov'd and honoured Saturnine! - TAMORA. My worthy lord, if ever Tamora - Were gracious in those princely eyes of thine, - Then hear me speak indifferently for all; - And at my suit, sweet, pardon what is past. - SATURNINUS. What, madam! be dishonoured openly, - And basely put it up without revenge? - TAMORA. Not so, my lord; the gods of Rome forfend - I should be author to dishonour you! - But on mine honour dare I undertake - For good Lord Titus' innocence in all, - Whose fury not dissembled speaks his griefs. - Then at my suit look graciously on him; - Lose not so noble a friend on vain suppose, - Nor with sour looks afflict his gentle heart. - [Aside to SATURNINUS] My lord, be rul'd by me, - be won at last; - Dissemble all your griefs and discontents. - You are but newly planted in your throne; - Lest, then, the people, and patricians too, - Upon a just survey take Titus' part, - And so supplant you for ingratitude, - Which Rome reputes to be a heinous sin, - Yield at entreats, and then let me alone: - I'll find a day to massacre them all, - And raze their faction and their family, - The cruel father and his traitorous sons, - To whom I sued for my dear son's life; - And make them know what 'tis to let a queen - Kneel in the streets and beg for grace in vain.- - Come, come, sweet Emperor; come, Andronicus. - Take up this good old man, and cheer the heart - That dies in tempest of thy angry frown. - SATURNINUS. Rise, Titus, rise; my Empress hath prevail'd. - TITUS. I thank your Majesty and her, my lord; - These words, these looks, infuse new life in me. - TAMORA. Titus, I am incorporate in Rome, - A Roman now adopted happily, - And must advise the Emperor for his good. - This day all quarrels die, Andronicus; - And let it be mine honour, good my lord, - That I have reconcil'd your friends and you. - For you, Prince Bassianus, I have pass'd - My word and promise to the Emperor - That you will be more mild and tractable. - And fear not, lords- and you, Lavinia. - By my advice, all humbled on your knees, - You shall ask pardon of his Majesty. - LUCIUS. We do, and vow to heaven and to his Highness - That what we did was mildly as we might, - Tend'ring our sister's honour and our own. - MARCUS. That on mine honour here do I protest. - SATURNINUS. Away, and talk not; trouble us no more. - TAMORA. Nay, nay, sweet Emperor, we must all be friends. - The Tribune and his nephews kneel for grace. - I will not be denied. Sweet heart, look back. - SATURNINUS. Marcus, for thy sake, and thy brother's here, - And at my lovely Tamora's entreats, - I do remit these young men's heinous faults. - Stand up. - Lavinia, though you left me like a churl, - I found a friend; and sure as death I swore - I would not part a bachelor from the priest. - Come, if the Emperor's court can feast two brides, - You are my guest, Lavinia, and your friends. - This day shall be a love-day, Tamora. - TITUS. To-morrow, and it please your Majesty - To hunt the panther and the hart with me, - With horn and hound we'll give your Grace bonjour. - SATURNINUS. Be it so, Titus, and gramercy too. - Exeunt. Sound trumpets - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE I. -Rome. Before the palace - -Enter AARON - - AARON. Now climbeth Tamora Olympus' top, - Safe out of Fortune's shot, and sits aloft, - Secure of thunder's crack or lightning flash, - Advanc'd above pale envy's threat'ning reach. - As when the golden sun salutes the morn, - And, having gilt the ocean with his beams, - Gallops the zodiac in his glistening coach - And overlooks the highest-peering hills, - So Tamora. - Upon her wit doth earthly honour wait, - And virtue stoops and trembles at her frown. - Then, Aaron, arm thy heart and fit thy thoughts - To mount aloft with thy imperial mistress, - And mount her pitch whom thou in triumph long. - Hast prisoner held, fett'red in amorous chains, - And faster bound to Aaron's charming eyes - Than is Prometheus tied to Caucasus. - Away with slavish weeds and servile thoughts! - I will be bright and shine in pearl and gold, - To wait upon this new-made emperess. - To wait, said I? To wanton with this queen, - This goddess, this Semiramis, this nymph, - This siren that will charm Rome's Saturnine, - And see his shipwreck and his commonweal's. - Hullo! what storm is this? - - Enter CHIRON and DEMETRIUS, braving - - DEMETRIUS. Chiron, thy years wants wit, thy wits wants edge - And manners, to intrude where I am grac'd, - And may, for aught thou knowest, affected be. - CHIRON. Demetrius, thou dost over-ween in all; - And so in this, to bear me down with braves. - 'Tis not the difference of a year or two - Makes me less gracious or thee more fortunate: - I am as able and as fit as thou - To serve and to deserve my mistress' grace; - And that my sword upon thee shall approve, - And plead my passions for Lavinia's love. - AARON. [Aside] Clubs, clubs! These lovers will not keep the - peace. - DEMETRIUS. Why, boy, although our mother, unadvis'd, - Gave you a dancing rapier by your side, - Are you so desperate grown to threat your friends? - Go to; have your lath glued within your sheath - Till you know better how to handle it. - CHIRON. Meanwhile, sir, with the little skill I have, - Full well shalt thou perceive how much I dare. - DEMETRIUS. Ay, boy, grow ye so brave? [They draw] - AARON. [Coming forward] Why, how now, lords! - So near the Emperor's palace dare ye draw - And maintain such a quarrel openly? - Full well I wot the ground of all this grudge: - I would not for a million of gold - The cause were known to them it most concerns; - Nor would your noble mother for much more - Be so dishonoured in the court of Rome. - For shame, put up. - DEMETRIUS. Not I, till I have sheath'd - My rapier in his bosom, and withal - Thrust those reproachful speeches down his throat - That he hath breath'd in my dishonour here. - CHIRON. For that I am prepar'd and full resolv'd, - Foul-spoken coward, that thund'rest with thy tongue, - And with thy weapon nothing dar'st perform. - AARON. Away, I say! - Now, by the gods that warlike Goths adore, - This pretty brabble will undo us all. - Why, lords, and think you not how dangerous - It is to jet upon a prince's right? - What, is Lavinia then become so loose, - Or Bassianus so degenerate, - That for her love such quarrels may be broach'd - Without controlment, justice, or revenge? - Young lords, beware; an should the Empress know - This discord's ground, the music would not please. - CHIRON. I care not, I, knew she and all the world: - I love Lavinia more than all the world. - DEMETRIUS. Youngling, learn thou to make some meaner choice: - Lavina is thine elder brother's hope. - AARON. Why, are ye mad, or know ye not in Rome - How furious and impatient they be, - And cannot brook competitors in love? - I tell you, lords, you do but plot your deaths - By this device. - CHIRON. Aaron, a thousand deaths - Would I propose to achieve her whom I love. - AARON. To achieve her- how? - DEMETRIUS. Why mak'st thou it so strange? - She is a woman, therefore may be woo'd; - She is a woman, therefore may be won; - She is Lavinia, therefore must be lov'd. - What, man! more water glideth by the mill - Than wots the miller of; and easy it is - Of a cut loaf to steal a shive, we know. - Though Bassianus be the Emperor's brother, - Better than he have worn Vulcan's badge. - AARON. [Aside] Ay, and as good as Saturninus may. - DEMETRIUS. Then why should he despair that knows to court it - With words, fair looks, and liberality? - What, hast not thou full often struck a doe, - And borne her cleanly by the keeper's nose? - AARON. Why, then, it seems some certain snatch or so - Would serve your turns. - CHIRON. Ay, so the turn were served. - DEMETRIUS. Aaron, thou hast hit it. - AARON. Would you had hit it too! - Then should not we be tir'd with this ado. - Why, hark ye, hark ye! and are you such fools - To square for this? Would it offend you, then, - That both should speed? - CHIRON. Faith, not me. - DEMETRIUS. Nor me, so I were one. - AARON. For shame, be friends, and join for that you jar. - 'Tis policy and stratagem must do - That you affect; and so must you resolve - That what you cannot as you would achieve, - You must perforce accomplish as you may. - Take this of me: Lucrece was not more chaste - Than this Lavinia, Bassianus' love. - A speedier course than ling'ring languishment - Must we pursue, and I have found the path. - My lords, a solemn hunting is in hand; - There will the lovely Roman ladies troop; - The forest walks are wide and spacious, - And many unfrequented plots there are - Fitted by kind for rape and villainy. - Single you thither then this dainty doe, - And strike her home by force if not by words. - This way, or not at all, stand you in hope. - Come, come, our Empress, with her sacred wit - To villainy and vengeance consecrate, - Will we acquaint with all what we intend; - And she shall file our engines with advice - That will not suffer you to square yourselves, - But to your wishes' height advance you both. - The Emperor's court is like the house of Fame, - The palace full of tongues, of eyes, and ears; - The woods are ruthless, dreadful, deaf, and dull. - There speak and strike, brave boys, and take your turns; - There serve your lust, shadowed from heaven's eye, - And revel in Lavinia's treasury. - CHIRON. Thy counsel, lad, smells of no cowardice. - DEMETRIUS. Sit fas aut nefas, till I find the stream - To cool this heat, a charm to calm these fits, - Per Styga, per manes vehor. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -A forest near Rome - -Enter TITUS ANDRONICUS, and his three sons, LUCIUS, QUINTUS, MARTIUS, -making a noise with hounds and horns; and MARCUS - - TITUS. The hunt is up, the morn is bright and grey, - The fields are fragrant, and the woods are green. - Uncouple here, and let us make a bay, - And wake the Emperor and his lovely bride, - And rouse the Prince, and ring a hunter's peal, - That all the court may echo with the noise. - Sons, let it be your charge, as it is ours, - To attend the Emperor's person carefully. - I have been troubled in my sleep this night, - But dawning day new comfort hath inspir'd. - - Here a cry of hounds, and wind horns in a peal. - Then enter SATURNINUS, TAMORA, BASSIANUS LAVINIA, - CHIRON, DEMETRIUS, and their attendants - Many good morrows to your Majesty! - Madam, to you as many and as good! - I promised your Grace a hunter's peal. - SATURNINUS. And you have rung it lustily, my lords- - Somewhat too early for new-married ladies. - BASSIANUS. Lavinia, how say you? - LAVINIA. I say no; - I have been broad awake two hours and more. - SATURNINUS. Come on then, horse and chariots let us have, - And to our sport. [To TAMORA] Madam, now shall ye see - Our Roman hunting. - MARCUS. I have dogs, my lord, - Will rouse the proudest panther in the chase, - And climb the highest promontory top. - TITUS. And I have horse will follow where the game - Makes way, and run like swallows o'er the plain. - DEMETRIUS. Chiron, we hunt not, we, with horse nor hound, - But hope to pluck a dainty doe to ground. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -A lonely part of the forest - -Enter AARON alone, with a bag of gold - - AARON. He that had wit would think that I had none, - To bury so much gold under a tree - And never after to inherit it. - Let him that thinks of me so abjectly - Know that this gold must coin a stratagem, - Which, cunningly effected, will beget - A very excellent piece of villainy. - And so repose, sweet gold, for their unrest - [Hides the gold] - That have their alms out of the Empress' chest. - - Enter TAMORA alone, to the Moor - - TAMORA. My lovely Aaron, wherefore look'st thou sad - When everything does make a gleeful boast? - The birds chant melody on every bush; - The snakes lie rolled in the cheerful sun; - The green leaves quiver with the cooling wind - And make a chequer'd shadow on the ground; - Under their sweet shade, Aaron, let us sit, - And while the babbling echo mocks the hounds, - Replying shrilly to the well-tun'd horns, - As if a double hunt were heard at once, - Let us sit down and mark their yellowing noise; - And- after conflict such as was suppos'd - The wand'ring prince and Dido once enjoyed, - When with a happy storm they were surpris'd, - And curtain'd with a counsel-keeping cave- - We may, each wreathed in the other's arms, - Our pastimes done, possess a golden slumber, - Whiles hounds and horns and sweet melodious birds - Be unto us as is a nurse's song - Of lullaby to bring her babe asleep. - AARON. Madam, though Venus govern your desires, - Saturn is dominator over mine. - What signifies my deadly-standing eye, - My silence and my cloudy melancholy, - My fleece of woolly hair that now uncurls - Even as an adder when she doth unroll - To do some fatal execution? - No, madam, these are no venereal signs. - Vengeance is in my heart, death in my hand, - Blood and revenge are hammering in my head. - Hark, Tamora, the empress of my soul, - Which never hopes more heaven than rests in thee- - This is the day of doom for Bassianus; - His Philomel must lose her tongue to-day, - Thy sons make pillage of her chastity, - And wash their hands in Bassianus' blood. - Seest thou this letter? Take it up, I pray thee, - And give the King this fatal-plotted scroll. - Now question me no more; we are espied. - Here comes a parcel of our hopeful booty, - Which dreads not yet their lives' destruction. - - Enter BASSIANUS and LAVINIA - - TAMORA. Ah, my sweet Moor, sweeter to me than life! - AARON. No more, great Empress: Bassianus comes. - Be cross with him; and I'll go fetch thy sons - To back thy quarrels, whatsoe'er they be. Exit - BASSIANUS. Who have we here? Rome's royal Emperess, - Unfurnish'd of her well-beseeming troop? - Or is it Dian, habited like her, - Who hath abandoned her holy groves - To see the general hunting in this forest? - TAMORA. Saucy controller of my private steps! - Had I the pow'r that some say Dian had, - Thy temples should be planted presently - With horns, as was Actaeon's; and the hounds - Should drive upon thy new-transformed limbs, - Unmannerly intruder as thou art! - LAVINIA. Under your patience, gentle Emperess, - 'Tis thought you have a goodly gift in horning, - And to be doubted that your Moor and you - Are singled forth to try thy experiments. - Jove shield your husband from his hounds to-day! - 'Tis pity they should take him for a stag. - BASSIANUS. Believe me, Queen, your swarth Cimmerian - Doth make your honour of his body's hue, - Spotted, detested, and abominable. - Why are you sequest'red from all your train, - Dismounted from your snow-white goodly steed, - And wand'red hither to an obscure plot, - Accompanied but with a barbarous Moor, - If foul desire had not conducted you? - LAVINIA. And, being intercepted in your sport, - Great reason that my noble lord be rated - For sauciness. I pray you let us hence, - And let her joy her raven-coloured love; - This valley fits the purpose passing well. - BASSIANUS. The King my brother shall have notice of this. - LAVINIA. Ay, for these slips have made him noted long. - Good king, to be so mightily abused! - TAMORA. Why, I have patience to endure all this. - - Enter CHIRON and DEMETRIUS - - DEMETRIUS. How now, dear sovereign, and our gracious mother! - Why doth your Highness look so pale and wan? - TAMORA. Have I not reason, think you, to look pale? - These two have 'ticed me hither to this place. - A barren detested vale you see it is: - The trees, though summer, yet forlorn and lean, - Overcome with moss and baleful mistletoe; - Here never shines the sun; here nothing breeds, - Unless the nightly owl or fatal raven. - And when they show'd me this abhorred pit, - They told me, here, at dead time of the night, - A thousand fiends, a thousand hissing snakes, - Ten thousand swelling toads, as many urchins, - Would make such fearful and confused cries - As any mortal body hearing it - Should straight fall mad or else die suddenly. - No sooner had they told this hellish tale - But straight they told me they would bind me here - Unto the body of a dismal yew, - And leave me to this miserable death. - And then they call'd me foul adulteress, - Lascivious Goth, and all the bitterest terms - That ever ear did hear to such effect; - And had you not by wondrous fortune come, - This vengeance on me had they executed. - Revenge it, as you love your mother's life, - Or be ye not henceforth call'd my children. - DEMETRIUS. This is a witness that I am thy son. - [Stabs BASSIANUS] - CHIRON. And this for me, struck home to show my strength. - [Also stabs] - LAVINIA. Ay, come, Semiramis- nay, barbarous Tamora, - For no name fits thy nature but thy own! - TAMORA. Give me the poniard; you shall know, my boys, - Your mother's hand shall right your mother's wrong. - DEMETRIUS. Stay, madam, here is more belongs to her; - First thrash the corn, then after burn the straw. - This minion stood upon her chastity, - Upon her nuptial vow, her loyalty, - And with that painted hope braves your mightiness; - And shall she carry this unto her grave? - CHIRON. An if she do, I would I were an eunuch. - Drag hence her husband to some secret hole, - And make his dead trunk pillow to our lust. - TAMORA. But when ye have the honey we desire, - Let not this wasp outlive, us both to sting. - CHIRON. I warrant you, madam, we will make that sure. - Come, mistress, now perforce we will enjoy - That nice-preserved honesty of yours. - LAVINIA. O Tamora! thou bearest a woman's face- - TAMORA. I will not hear her speak; away with her! - LAVINIA. Sweet lords, entreat her hear me but a word. - DEMETRIUS. Listen, fair madam: let it be your glory - To see her tears; but be your heart to them - As unrelenting flint to drops of rain. - LAVINIA. When did the tiger's young ones teach the dam? - O, do not learn her wrath- she taught it thee; - The milk thou suck'dst from her did turn to marble, - Even at thy teat thou hadst thy tyranny. - Yet every mother breeds not sons alike: - [To CHIRON] Do thou entreat her show a woman's pity. - CHIRON. What, wouldst thou have me prove myself a bastard? - LAVINIA. 'Tis true, the raven doth not hatch a lark. - Yet have I heard- O, could I find it now!- - The lion, mov'd with pity, did endure - To have his princely paws par'd all away. - Some say that ravens foster forlorn children, - The whilst their own birds famish in their nests; - O, be to me, though thy hard heart say no, - Nothing so kind, but something pitiful! - TAMORA. I know not what it means; away with her! - LAVINIA. O, let me teach thee! For my father's sake, - That gave thee life when well he might have slain thee, - Be not obdurate, open thy deaf ears. - TAMORA. Hadst thou in person ne'er offended me, - Even for his sake am I pitiless. - Remember, boys, I pour'd forth tears in vain - To save your brother from the sacrifice; - But fierce Andronicus would not relent. - Therefore away with her, and use her as you will; - The worse to her the better lov'd of me. - LAVINIA. O Tamora, be call'd a gentle queen, - And with thine own hands kill me in this place! - For 'tis not life that I have begg'd so long; - Poor I was slain when Bassianus died. - TAMORA. What beg'st thou, then? Fond woman, let me go. - LAVINIA. 'Tis present death I beg; and one thing more, - That womanhood denies my tongue to tell: - O, keep me from their worse than killing lust, - And tumble me into some loathsome pit, - Where never man's eye may behold my body; - Do this, and be a charitable murderer. - TAMORA. So should I rob my sweet sons of their fee; - No, let them satisfy their lust on thee. - DEMETRIUS. Away! for thou hast stay'd us here too long. - LAVINIA. No grace? no womanhood? Ah, beastly creature, - The blot and enemy to our general name! - Confusion fall- - CHIRON. Nay, then I'll stop your mouth. Bring thou her husband. - This is the hole where Aaron bid us hide him. - - DEMETRIUS throws the body - of BASSIANUS into the pit; then exeunt - DEMETRIUS and CHIRON, dragging off LAVINIA - - TAMORA. Farewell, my sons; see that you make her sure. - Ne'er let my heart know merry cheer indeed - Till all the Andronici be made away. - Now will I hence to seek my lovely Moor, - And let my spleenful sons this trull deflower. Exit - - Re-enter AARON, with two - of TITUS' sons, QUINTUS and MARTIUS - - AARON. Come on, my lords, the better foot before; - Straight will I bring you to the loathsome pit - Where I espied the panther fast asleep. - QUINTUS. My sight is very dull, whate'er it bodes. - MARTIUS. And mine, I promise you; were it not for shame, - Well could I leave our sport to sleep awhile. - [Falls into the pit] - QUINTUS. What, art thou fallen? What subtle hole is this, - Whose mouth is covered with rude-growing briers, - Upon whose leaves are drops of new-shed blood - As fresh as morning dew distill'd on flowers? - A very fatal place it seems to me. - Speak, brother, hast thou hurt thee with the fall? - MARTIUS. O brother, with the dismal'st object hurt - That ever eye with sight made heart lament! - AARON. [Aside] Now will I fetch the King to find them here, - That he thereby may have a likely guess - How these were they that made away his brother. Exit - MARTIUS. Why dost not comfort me, and help me out - From this unhallow'd and blood-stained hole? - QUINTUS. I am surprised with an uncouth fear; - A chilling sweat o'er-runs my trembling joints; - My heart suspects more than mine eye can see. - MARTIUS. To prove thou hast a true divining heart, - Aaron and thou look down into this den, - And see a fearful sight of blood and death. - QUINTUS. Aaron is gone, and my compassionate heart - Will not permit mine eyes once to behold - The thing whereat it trembles by surmise; - O, tell me who it is, for ne'er till now - Was I a child to fear I know not what. - MARTIUS. Lord Bassianus lies beray'd in blood, - All on a heap, like to a slaughtered lamb, - In this detested, dark, blood-drinking pit. - QUINTUS. If it be dark, how dost thou know 'tis he? - MARTIUS. Upon his bloody finger he doth wear - A precious ring that lightens all this hole, - Which, like a taper in some monument, - Doth shine upon the dead man's earthy cheeks, - And shows the ragged entrails of this pit; - So pale did shine the moon on Pyramus - When he by night lay bath'd in maiden blood. - O brother, help me with thy fainting hand- - If fear hath made thee faint, as me it hath- - Out of this fell devouring receptacle, - As hateful as Cocytus' misty mouth. - QUINTUS. Reach me thy hand, that I may help thee out, - Or, wanting strength to do thee so much good, - I may be pluck'd into the swallowing womb - Of this deep pit, poor Bassianus' grave. - I have no strength to pluck thee to the brink. - MARTIUS. Nor I no strength to climb without thy help. - QUINTUS. Thy hand once more; I will not loose again, - Till thou art here aloft, or I below. - Thou canst not come to me- I come to thee. [Falls in] - - Enter the EMPEROR and AARON the Moor - - SATURNINUS. Along with me! I'll see what hole is here, - And what he is that now is leapt into it. - Say, who art thou that lately didst descend - Into this gaping hollow of the earth? - MARTIUS. The unhappy sons of old Andronicus, - Brought hither in a most unlucky hour, - To find thy brother Bassianus dead. - SATURNINUS. My brother dead! I know thou dost but jest: - He and his lady both are at the lodge - Upon the north side of this pleasant chase; - 'Tis not an hour since I left them there. - MARTIUS. We know not where you left them all alive; - But, out alas! here have we found him dead. - - Re-enter TAMORA, with - attendants; TITUS ANDRONICUS and Lucius - - TAMORA. Where is my lord the King? - SATURNINUS. Here, Tamora; though griev'd with killing grief. - TAMORA. Where is thy brother Bassianus? - SATURNINUS. Now to the bottom dost thou search my wound; - Poor Bassianus here lies murdered. - TAMORA. Then all too late I bring this fatal writ, - The complot of this timeless tragedy; - And wonder greatly that man's face can fold - In pleasing smiles such murderous tyranny. - [She giveth SATURNINE a letter] - SATURNINUS. [Reads] 'An if we miss to meet him handsomely, - Sweet huntsman- Bassianus 'tis we mean- - Do thou so much as dig the grave for him. - Thou know'st our meaning. Look for thy reward - Among the nettles at the elder-tree - Which overshades the mouth of that same pit - Where we decreed to bury Bassianus. - Do this, and purchase us thy lasting friends.' - O Tamora! was ever heard the like? - This is the pit and this the elder-tree. - Look, sirs, if you can find the huntsman out - That should have murdered Bassianus here. - AARON. My gracious lord, here is the bag of gold. - SATURNINUS. [To TITUS] Two of thy whelps, fell curs of bloody - kind, - Have here bereft my brother of his life. - Sirs, drag them from the pit unto the prison; - There let them bide until we have devis'd - Some never-heard-of torturing pain for them. - TAMORA. What, are they in this pit? O wondrous thing! - How easily murder is discovered! - TITUS. High Emperor, upon my feeble knee - I beg this boon, with tears not lightly shed, - That this fell fault of my accursed sons- - Accursed if the fault be prov'd in them- - SATURNINUS. If it be prov'd! You see it is apparent. - Who found this letter? Tamora, was it you? - TAMORA. Andronicus himself did take it up. - TITUS. I did, my lord, yet let me be their bail; - For, by my fathers' reverend tomb, I vow - They shall be ready at your Highness' will - To answer their suspicion with their lives. - SATURNINUS. Thou shalt not bail them; see thou follow me. - Some bring the murdered body, some the murderers; - Let them not speak a word- the guilt is plain; - For, by my soul, were there worse end than death, - That end upon them should be executed. - TAMORA. Andronicus, I will entreat the King. - Fear not thy sons; they shall do well enough. - TITUS. Come, Lucius, come; stay not to talk with them. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -Another part of the forest - -Enter the Empress' sons, DEMETRIUS and CHIRON, with LAVINIA, -her hands cut off, and her tongue cut out, and ravish'd - - DEMETRIUS. So, now go tell, an if thy tongue can speak, - Who 'twas that cut thy tongue and ravish'd thee. - CHIRON. Write down thy mind, bewray thy meaning so, - An if thy stumps will let thee play the scribe. - DEMETRIUS. See how with signs and tokens she can scrowl. - CHIRON. Go home, call for sweet water, wash thy hands. - DEMETRIUS. She hath no tongue to call, nor hands to wash; - And so let's leave her to her silent walks. - CHIRON. An 'twere my cause, I should go hang myself. - DEMETRIUS. If thou hadst hands to help thee knit the cord. - Exeunt DEMETRIUS and CHIRON - - Wind horns. Enter MARCUS, from hunting - - MARCUS. Who is this?- my niece, that flies away so fast? - Cousin, a word: where is your husband? - If I do dream, would all my wealth would wake me! - If I do wake, some planet strike me down, - That I may slumber an eternal sleep! - Speak, gentle niece. What stern ungentle hands - Hath lopp'd, and hew'd, and made thy body bare - Of her two branches- those sweet ornaments - Whose circling shadows kings have sought to sleep in, - And might not gain so great a happiness - As half thy love? Why dost not speak to me? - Alas, a crimson river of warm blood, - Like to a bubbling fountain stirr'd with wind, - Doth rise and fall between thy rosed lips, - Coming and going with thy honey breath. - But sure some Tereus hath deflowered thee, - And, lest thou shouldst detect him, cut thy tongue. - Ah, now thou turn'st away thy face for shame! - And notwithstanding all this loss of blood- - As from a conduit with three issuing spouts- - Yet do thy cheeks look red as Titan's face - Blushing to be encount'red with a cloud. - Shall I speak for thee? Shall I say 'tis so? - O, that I knew thy heart, and knew the beast, - That I might rail at him to ease my mind! - Sorrow concealed, like an oven stopp'd, - Doth burn the heart to cinders where it is. - Fair Philomel, why she but lost her tongue, - And in a tedious sampler sew'd her mind; - But, lovely niece, that mean is cut from thee. - A craftier Tereus, cousin, hast thou met, - And he hath cut those pretty fingers off - That could have better sew'd than Philomel. - O, had the monster seen those lily hands - Tremble like aspen leaves upon a lute - And make the silken strings delight to kiss them, - He would not then have touch'd them for his life! - Or had he heard the heavenly harmony - Which that sweet tongue hath made, - He would have dropp'd his knife, and fell asleep, - As Cerberus at the Thracian poet's feet. - Come, let us go, and make thy father blind, - For such a sight will blind a father's eye; - One hour's storm will drown the fragrant meads, - What will whole months of tears thy father's eyes? - Do not draw back, for we will mourn with thee; - O, could our mourning case thy misery! Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -Rome. A street - -Enter the JUDGES, TRIBUNES, and SENATORS, with TITUS' two sons -MARTIUS and QUINTUS bound, passing on the stage to the place of execution, -and TITUS going before, pleading - - TITUS. Hear me, grave fathers; noble Tribunes, stay! - For pity of mine age, whose youth was spent - In dangerous wars whilst you securely slept; - For all my blood in Rome's great quarrel shed, - For all the frosty nights that I have watch'd, - And for these bitter tears, which now you see - Filling the aged wrinkles in my cheeks, - Be pitiful to my condemned sons, - Whose souls are not corrupted as 'tis thought. - For two and twenty sons I never wept, - Because they died in honour's lofty bed. - [ANDRONICUS lieth down, and the judges - pass by him with the prisoners, and exeunt] - For these, Tribunes, in the dust I write - My heart's deep languor and my soul's sad tears. - Let my tears stanch the earth's dry appetite; - My sons' sweet blood will make it shame and blush. - O earth, I will befriend thee more with rain - That shall distil from these two ancient urns, - Than youthful April shall with all his show'rs. - In summer's drought I'll drop upon thee still; - In winter with warm tears I'll melt the snow - And keep eternal spring-time on thy face, - So thou refuse to drink my dear sons' blood. - - Enter Lucius with his weapon drawn - - O reverend Tribunes! O gentle aged men! - Unbind my sons, reverse the doom of death, - And let me say, that never wept before, - My tears are now prevailing orators. - LUCIUS. O noble father, you lament in vain; - The Tribunes hear you not, no man is by, - And you recount your sorrows to a stone. - TITUS. Ah, Lucius, for thy brothers let me plead! - Grave Tribunes, once more I entreat of you. - LUCIUS. My gracious lord, no tribune hears you speak. - TITUS. Why, 'tis no matter, man: if they did hear, - They would not mark me; if they did mark, - They would not pity me; yet plead I must, - And bootless unto them. - Therefore I tell my sorrows to the stones; - Who though they cannot answer my distress, - Yet in some sort they are better than the Tribunes, - For that they will not intercept my tale. - When I do weep, they humbly at my feet - Receive my tears, and seem to weep with me; - And were they but attired in grave weeds, - Rome could afford no tribunes like to these. - A stone is soft as wax: tribunes more hard than stones. - A stone is silent and offendeth not, - And tribunes with their tongues doom men to death. - [Rises] - But wherefore stand'st thou with thy weapon drawn? - LUCIUS. To rescue my two brothers from their death; - For which attempt the judges have pronounc'd - My everlasting doom of banishment. - TITUS. O happy man! they have befriended thee. - Why, foolish Lucius, dost thou not perceive - That Rome is but a wilderness of tigers? - Tigers must prey, and Rome affords no prey - But me and mine; how happy art thou then - From these devourers to be banished! - But who comes with our brother Marcus here? - - Enter MARCUS with LAVINIA - - MARCUS. Titus, prepare thy aged eyes to weep, - Or if not so, thy noble heart to break. - I bring consuming sorrow to thine age. - TITUS. Will it consume me? Let me see it then. - MARCUS. This was thy daughter. - TITUS. Why, Marcus, so she is. - LUCIUS. Ay me! this object kills me. - TITUS. Faint-hearted boy, arise, and look upon her. - Speak, Lavinia, what accursed hand - Hath made thee handless in thy father's sight? - What fool hath added water to the sea, - Or brought a fagot to bright-burning Troy? - My grief was at the height before thou cam'st, - And now like Nilus it disdaineth bounds. - Give me a sword, I'll chop off my hands too, - For they have fought for Rome, and all in vain; - And they have nurs'd this woe in feeding life; - In bootless prayer have they been held up, - And they have serv'd me to effectless use. - Now all the service I require of them - Is that the one will help to cut the other. - 'Tis well, Lavinia, that thou hast no hands; - For hands to do Rome service is but vain. - LUCIUS. Speak, gentle sister, who hath martyr'd thee? - MARCUS. O, that delightful engine of her thoughts - That blabb'd them with such pleasing eloquence - Is torn from forth that pretty hollow cage, - Where like a sweet melodious bird it sung - Sweet varied notes, enchanting every ear! - LUCIUS. O, say thou for her, who hath done this deed? - MARCUS. O, thus I found her straying in the park, - Seeking to hide herself as doth the deer - That hath receiv'd some unrecuring wound. - TITUS. It was my dear, and he that wounded her - Hath hurt me more than had he kill'd me dead; - For now I stand as one upon a rock, - Environ'd with a wilderness of sea, - Who marks the waxing tide grow wave by wave, - Expecting ever when some envious surge - Will in his brinish bowels swallow him. - This way to death my wretched sons are gone; - Here stands my other son, a banish'd man, - And here my brother, weeping at my woes. - But that which gives my soul the greatest spurn - Is dear Lavinia, dearer than my soul. - Had I but seen thy picture in this plight, - It would have madded me; what shall I do - Now I behold thy lively body so? - Thou hast no hands to wipe away thy tears, - Nor tongue to tell me who hath martyr'd thee; - Thy husband he is dead, and for his death - Thy brothers are condemn'd, and dead by this. - Look, Marcus! Ah, son Lucius, look on her! - When I did name her brothers, then fresh tears - Stood on her cheeks, as doth the honey dew - Upon a gath'red lily almost withered. - MARCUS. Perchance she weeps because they kill'd her husband; - Perchance because she knows them innocent. - TITUS. If they did kill thy husband, then be joyful, - Because the law hath ta'en revenge on them. - No, no, they would not do so foul a deed; - Witness the sorrow that their sister makes. - Gentle Lavinia, let me kiss thy lips, - Or make some sign how I may do thee ease. - Shall thy good uncle and thy brother Lucius - And thou and I sit round about some fountain, - Looking all downwards to behold our cheeks - How they are stain'd, like meadows yet not dry - With miry slime left on them by a flood? - And in the fountain shall we gaze so long, - Till the fresh taste be taken from that clearness, - And made a brine-pit with our bitter tears? - Or shall we cut away our hands like thine? - Or shall we bite our tongues, and in dumb shows - Pass the remainder of our hateful days? - What shall we do? Let us that have our tongues - Plot some device of further misery - To make us wonder'd at in time to come. - LUCIUS. Sweet father, cease your tears; for at your grief - See how my wretched sister sobs and weeps. - MARCUS. Patience, dear niece. Good Titus, dry thine eyes. - TITUS. Ah, Marcus, Marcus! Brother, well I wot - Thy napkin cannot drink a tear of mine, - For thou, poor man, hast drown'd it with thine own. - LUCIUS. Ah, my Lavinia, I will wipe thy cheeks. - TITUS. Mark, Marcus, mark! I understand her signs. - Had she a tongue to speak, now would she say - That to her brother which I said to thee: - His napkin, with his true tears all bewet, - Can do no service on her sorrowful cheeks. - O, what a sympathy of woe is this - As far from help as Limbo is from bliss! - - Enter AARON the Moor - - AARON. Titus Andronicus, my lord the Emperor - Sends thee this word, that, if thou love thy sons, - Let Marcus, Lucius, or thyself, old Titus, - Or any one of you, chop off your hand - And send it to the King: he for the same - Will send thee hither both thy sons alive, - And that shall be the ransom for their fault. - TITUS. O gracious Emperor! O gentle Aaron! - Did ever raven sing so like a lark - That gives sweet tidings of the sun's uprise? - With all my heart I'll send the Emperor my hand. - Good Aaron, wilt thou help to chop it off? - LUCIUS. Stay, father! for that noble hand of thine, - That hath thrown down so many enemies, - Shall not be sent. My hand will serve the turn, - My youth can better spare my blood than you, - And therefore mine shall save my brothers' lives. - MARCUS. Which of your hands hath not defended Rome - And rear'd aloft the bloody battle-axe, - Writing destruction on the enemy's castle? - O, none of both but are of high desert! - My hand hath been but idle; let it serve - To ransom my two nephews from their death; - Then have I kept it to a worthy end. - AARON. Nay, come, agree whose hand shall go along, - For fear they die before their pardon come. - MARCUS. My hand shall go. - LUCIUS. By heaven, it shall not go! - TITUS. Sirs, strive no more; such with'red herbs as these - Are meet for plucking up, and therefore mine. - LUCIUS. Sweet father, if I shall be thought thy son, - Let me redeem my brothers both from death. - MARCUS. And for our father's sake and mother's care, - Now let me show a brother's love to thee. - TITUS. Agree between you; I will spare my hand. - LUCIUS. Then I'll go fetch an axe. - MARCUS. But I will use the axe. - Exeunt LUCIUS and MARCUS - TITUS. Come hither, Aaron, I'll deceive them both; - Lend me thy hand, and I will give thee mine. - AARON. [Aside] If that be call'd deceit, I will be honest, - And never whilst I live deceive men so; - But I'll deceive you in another sort, - And that you'll say ere half an hour pass. - [He cuts off TITUS' hand] - - Re-enter LUCIUS and MARCUS - - TITUS. Now stay your strife. What shall be is dispatch'd. - Good Aaron, give his Majesty my hand; - Tell him it was a hand that warded him - From thousand dangers; bid him bury it. - More hath it merited- that let it have. - As for my sons, say I account of them - As jewels purchas'd at an easy price; - And yet dear too, because I bought mine own. - AARON. I go, Andronicus; and for thy hand - Look by and by to have thy sons with thee. - [Aside] Their heads I mean. O, how this villainy - Doth fat me with the very thoughts of it! - Let fools do good, and fair men call for grace: - Aaron will have his soul black like his face. Exit - TITUS. O, here I lift this one hand up to heaven, - And bow this feeble ruin to the earth; - If any power pities wretched tears, - To that I call! [To LAVINIA] What, would'st thou kneel with me? - Do, then, dear heart; for heaven shall hear our prayers, - Or with our sighs we'll breathe the welkin dim - And stain the sun with fog, as sometime clouds - When they do hug him in their melting bosoms. - MARCUS. O brother, speak with possibility, - And do not break into these deep extremes. - TITUS. Is not my sorrow deep, having no bottom? - Then be my passions bottomless with them. - MARCUS. But yet let reason govern thy lament. - TITUS. If there were reason for these miseries, - Then into limits could I bind my woes. - When heaven doth weep, doth not the earth o'erflow? - If the winds rage, doth not the sea wax mad, - Threat'ning the welkin with his big-swol'n face? - And wilt thou have a reason for this coil? - I am the sea; hark how her sighs do blow. - She is the weeping welkin, I the earth; - Then must my sea be moved with her sighs; - Then must my earth with her continual tears - Become a deluge, overflow'd and drown'd; - For why my bowels cannot hide her woes, - But like a drunkard must I vomit them. - Then give me leave; for losers will have leave - To ease their stomachs with their bitter tongues. - - Enter a MESSENGER, with two heads and a hand - - MESSENGER. Worthy Andronicus, ill art thou repaid - For that good hand thou sent'st the Emperor. - Here are the heads of thy two noble sons; - And here's thy hand, in scorn to thee sent back- - Thy grief their sports, thy resolution mock'd, - That woe is me to think upon thy woes, - More than remembrance of my father's death. Exit - MARCUS. Now let hot Aetna cool in Sicily, - And be my heart an ever-burning hell! - These miseries are more than may be borne. - To weep with them that weep doth ease some deal, - But sorrow flouted at is double death. - LUCIUS. Ah, that this sight should make so deep a wound, - And yet detested life not shrink thereat! - That ever death should let life bear his name, - Where life hath no more interest but to breathe! - [LAVINIA kisses TITUS] - MARCUS. Alas, poor heart, that kiss is comfortless - As frozen water to a starved snake. - TITUS. When will this fearful slumber have an end? - MARCUS. Now farewell, flatt'ry; die, Andronicus. - Thou dost not slumber: see thy two sons' heads, - Thy warlike hand, thy mangled daughter here; - Thy other banish'd son with this dear sight - Struck pale and bloodless; and thy brother, I, - Even like a stony image, cold and numb. - Ah! now no more will I control thy griefs. - Rent off thy silver hair, thy other hand - Gnawing with thy teeth; and be this dismal sight - The closing up of our most wretched eyes. - Now is a time to storm; why art thou still? - TITUS. Ha, ha, ha! - MARCUS. Why dost thou laugh? It fits not with this hour. - TITUS. Why, I have not another tear to shed; - Besides, this sorrow is an enemy, - And would usurp upon my wat'ry eyes - And make them blind with tributary tears. - Then which way shall I find Revenge's cave? - For these two heads do seem to speak to me, - And threat me I shall never come to bliss - Till all these mischiefs be return'd again - Even in their throats that have committed them. - Come, let me see what task I have to do. - You heavy people, circle me about, - That I may turn me to each one of you - And swear unto my soul to right your wrongs. - The vow is made. Come, brother, take a head, - And in this hand the other will I bear. - And, Lavinia, thou shalt be employ'd in this; - Bear thou my hand, sweet wench, between thy teeth. - As for thee, boy, go, get thee from my sight; - Thou art an exile, and thou must not stay. - Hie to the Goths and raise an army there; - And if ye love me, as I think you do, - Let's kiss and part, for we have much to do. - Exeunt all but Lucius - LUCIUS. Farewell, Andronicus, my noble father, - The woefull'st man that ever liv'd in Rome. - Farewell, proud Rome; till Lucius come again, - He leaves his pledges dearer than his life. - Farewell, Lavinia, my noble sister; - O, would thou wert as thou tofore hast been! - But now nor Lucius nor Lavinia lives - But in oblivion and hateful griefs. - If Lucius live, he will requite your wrongs - And make proud Saturnine and his emperess - Beg at the gates like Tarquin and his queen. - Now will I to the Goths, and raise a pow'r - To be reveng'd on Rome and Saturnine. Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -Rome. TITUS' house - -A banquet. - -Enter TITUS, MARCUS, LAVINIA, and the boy YOUNG LUCIUS - - TITUS. So so, now sit; and look you eat no more - Than will preserve just so much strength in us - As will revenge these bitter woes of ours. - Marcus, unknit that sorrow-wreathen knot; - Thy niece and I, poor creatures, want our hands, - And cannot passionate our tenfold grief - With folded arms. This poor right hand of mine - Is left to tyrannize upon my breast; - Who, when my heart, all mad with misery, - Beats in this hollow prison of my flesh, - Then thus I thump it down. - [To LAVINIA] Thou map of woe, that thus dost talk in signs! - When thy poor heart beats with outrageous beating, - Thou canst not strike it thus to make it still. - Wound it with sighing, girl, kill it with groans; - Or get some little knife between thy teeth - And just against thy heart make thou a hole, - That all the tears that thy poor eyes let fall - May run into that sink and, soaking in, - Drown the lamenting fool in sea-salt tears. - MARCUS. Fie, brother, fie! Teach her not thus to lay - Such violent hands upon her tender life. - TITUS. How now! Has sorrow made thee dote already? - Why, Marcus, no man should be mad but I. - What violent hands can she lay on her life? - Ah, wherefore dost thou urge the name of hands? - To bid Aeneas tell the tale twice o'er - How Troy was burnt and he made miserable? - O, handle not the theme, to talk of hands, - Lest we remember still that we have none. - Fie, fie, how franticly I square my talk, - As if we should forget we had no hands, - If Marcus did not name the word of hands! - Come, let's fall to; and, gentle girl, eat this: - Here is no drink. Hark, Marcus, what she says- - I can interpret all her martyr'd signs; - She says she drinks no other drink but tears, - Brew'd with her sorrow, mesh'd upon her cheeks. - Speechless complainer, I will learn thy thought; - In thy dumb action will I be as perfect - As begging hermits in their holy prayers. - Thou shalt not sigh, nor hold thy stumps to heaven, - Nor wink, nor nod, nor kneel, nor make a sign, - But I of these will wrest an alphabet, - And by still practice learn to know thy meaning. - BOY. Good grandsire, leave these bitter deep laments; - Make my aunt merry with some pleasing tale. - MARCUS. Alas, the tender boy, in passion mov'd, - Doth weep to see his grandsire's heaviness. - TITUS. Peace, tender sapling; thou art made of tears, - And tears will quickly melt thy life away. - [MARCUS strikes the dish with a knife] - What dost thou strike at, Marcus, with thy knife? - MARCUS. At that that I have kill'd, my lord- a fly. - TITUS. Out on thee, murderer, thou kill'st my heart! - Mine eyes are cloy'd with view of tyranny; - A deed of death done on the innocent - Becomes not Titus' brother. Get thee gone; - I see thou art not for my company. - MARCUS. Alas, my lord, I have but kill'd a fly. - TITUS. 'But!' How if that fly had a father and mother? - How would he hang his slender gilded wings - And buzz lamenting doings in the air! - Poor harmless fly, - That with his pretty buzzing melody - Came here to make us merry! And thou hast kill'd him. - MARCUS. Pardon me, sir; it was a black ill-favour'd fly, - Like to the Empress' Moor; therefore I kill'd him. - TITUS. O, O, O! - Then pardon me for reprehending thee, - For thou hast done a charitable deed. - Give me thy knife, I will insult on him, - Flattering myself as if it were the Moor - Come hither purposely to poison me. - There's for thyself, and that's for Tamora. - Ah, sirrah! - Yet, I think, we are not brought so low - But that between us we can kill a fly - That comes in likeness of a coal-black Moor. - MARCUS. Alas, poor man! grief has so wrought on him, - He takes false shadows for true substances. - TITUS. Come, take away. Lavinia, go with me; - I'll to thy closet, and go read with thee - Sad stories chanced in the times of old. - Come, boy, and go with me; thy sight is young, - And thou shalt read when mine begin to dazzle. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. -Rome. TITUS' garden - -Enter YOUNG LUCIUS and LAVINIA running after him, -and the boy flies from her with his books under his arm. - -Enter TITUS and MARCUS - - BOY. Help, grandsire, help! my aunt Lavinia - Follows me everywhere, I know not why. - Good uncle Marcus, see how swift she comes! - Alas, sweet aunt, I know not what you mean. - MARCUS. Stand by me, Lucius; do not fear thine aunt. - TITUS. She loves thee, boy, too well to do thee harm. - BOY. Ay, when my father was in Rome she did. - MARCUS. What means my niece Lavinia by these signs? - TITUS. Fear her not, Lucius; somewhat doth she mean. - See, Lucius, see how much she makes of thee. - Somewhither would she have thee go with her. - Ah, boy, Cornelia never with more care - Read to her sons than she hath read to thee - Sweet poetry and Tully's Orator. - MARCUS. Canst thou not guess wherefore she plies thee thus? - BOY. My lord, I know not, I, nor can I guess, - Unless some fit or frenzy do possess her; - For I have heard my grandsire say full oft - Extremity of griefs would make men mad; - And I have read that Hecuba of Troy - Ran mad for sorrow. That made me to fear; - Although, my lord, I know my noble aunt - Loves me as dear as e'er my mother did, - And would not, but in fury, fright my youth; - Which made me down to throw my books, and fly- - Causeless, perhaps. But pardon me, sweet aunt; - And, madam, if my uncle Marcus go, - I will most willingly attend your ladyship. - MARCUS. Lucius, I will. [LAVINIA turns over with her - stumps the books which Lucius has let fall] - TITUS. How now, Lavinia! Marcus, what means this? - Some book there is that she desires to see. - Which is it, girl, of these?- Open them, boy.- - But thou art deeper read and better skill'd; - Come and take choice of all my library, - And so beguile thy sorrow, till the heavens - Reveal the damn'd contriver of this deed. - Why lifts she up her arms in sequence thus? - MARCUS. I think she means that there were more than one - Confederate in the fact; ay, more there was, - Or else to heaven she heaves them for revenge. - TITUS. Lucius, what book is that she tosseth so? - BOY. Grandsire, 'tis Ovid's Metamorphoses; - My mother gave it me. - MARCUS. For love of her that's gone, - Perhaps she cull'd it from among the rest. - TITUS. Soft! So busily she turns the leaves! Help her. - What would she find? Lavinia, shall I read? - This is the tragic tale of Philomel - And treats of Tereus' treason and his rape; - And rape, I fear, was root of thy annoy. - MARCUS. See, brother, see! Note how she quotes the leaves. - TITUS. Lavinia, wert thou thus surpris'd, sweet girl, - Ravish'd and wrong'd as Philomela was, - Forc'd in the ruthless, vast, and gloomy woods? - See, see! - Ay, such a place there is where we did hunt- - O, had we never, never hunted there!- - Pattern'd by that the poet here describes, - By nature made for murders and for rapes. - MARCUS. O, why should nature build so foul a den, - Unless the gods delight in tragedies? - TITUS. Give signs, sweet girl, for here are none but friends, - What Roman lord it was durst do the deed. - Or slunk not Saturnine, as Tarquin erst, - That left the camp to sin in Lucrece' bed? - MARCUS. Sit down, sweet niece; brother, sit down by me. - Apollo, Pallas, Jove, or Mercury, - Inspire me, that I may this treason find! - My lord, look here! Look here, Lavinia! - [He writes his name with his - staff, and guides it with feet and mouth] - This sandy plot is plain; guide, if thou canst, - This after me. I have writ my name - Without the help of any hand at all. - Curs'd be that heart that forc'd us to this shift! - Write thou, good niece, and here display at last - What God will have discovered for revenge. - Heaven guide thy pen to print thy sorrows plain, - That we may know the traitors and the truth! - [She takes the staff in her mouth - and guides it with stumps, and writes] - O, do ye read, my lord, what she hath writ? - TITUS. 'Stuprum- Chiron- Demetrius.' - MARCUS. What, what! the lustful sons of Tamora - Performers of this heinous bloody deed? - TITUS. Magni Dominator poli, - Tam lentus audis scelera? tam lentus vides? - MARCUS. O, calm thee, gentle lord! although I know - There is enough written upon this earth - To stir a mutiny in the mildest thoughts, - And arm the minds of infants to exclaims. - My lord, kneel down with me; Lavinia, kneel; - And kneel, sweet boy, the Roman Hector's hope; - And swear with me- as, with the woeful fere - And father of that chaste dishonoured dame, - Lord Junius Brutus sware for Lucrece' rape- - That we will prosecute, by good advice, - Mortal revenge upon these traitorous Goths, - And see their blood or die with this reproach. - TITUS. 'Tis sure enough, an you knew how; - But if you hunt these bear-whelps, then beware: - The dam will wake; and if she wind ye once, - She's with the lion deeply still in league, - And lulls him whilst she playeth on her back, - And when he sleeps will she do what she list. - You are a young huntsman, Marcus; let alone; - And come, I will go get a leaf of brass, - And with a gad of steel will write these words, - And lay it by. The angry northern wind - Will blow these sands like Sibyl's leaves abroad, - And where's our lesson, then? Boy, what say you? - BOY. I say, my lord, that if I were a man - Their mother's bedchamber should not be safe - For these base bondmen to the yoke of Rome. - MARCUS. Ay, that's my boy! Thy father hath full oft - For his ungrateful country done the like. - BOY. And, uncle, so will I, an if I live. - TITUS. Come, go with me into mine armoury. - Lucius, I'll fit thee; and withal my boy - Shall carry from me to the Empress' sons - Presents that I intend to send them both. - Come, come; thou'lt do my message, wilt thou not? - BOY. Ay, with my dagger in their bosoms, grandsire. - TITUS. No, boy, not so; I'll teach thee another course. - Lavinia, come. Marcus, look to my house. - Lucius and I'll go brave it at the court; - Ay, marry, will we, sir! and we'll be waited on. - Exeunt TITUS, LAVINIA, and YOUNG LUCIUS - MARCUS. O heavens, can you hear a good man groan - And not relent, or not compassion him? - Marcus, attend him in his ecstasy, - That hath more scars of sorrow in his heart - Than foemen's marks upon his batt'red shield, - But yet so just that he will not revenge. - Revenge the heavens for old Andronicus! Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -Rome. The palace - -Enter AARON, DEMETRIUS and CHIRON, at one door; and at the other door, -YOUNG LUCIUS and another with a bundle of weapons, and verses writ upon them - - CHIRON. Demetrius, here's the son of Lucius; - He hath some message to deliver us. - AARON. Ay, some mad message from his mad grandfather. - BOY. My lords, with all the humbleness I may, - I greet your honours from Andronicus- - [Aside] And pray the Roman gods confound you both! - DEMETRIUS. Gramercy, lovely Lucius. What's the news? - BOY. [Aside] That you are both decipher'd, that's the news, - For villains mark'd with rape.- May it please you, - My grandsire, well advis'd, hath sent by me - The goodliest weapons of his armoury - To gratify your honourable youth, - The hope of Rome; for so he bid me say; - And so I do, and with his gifts present - Your lordships, that, whenever you have need, - You may be armed and appointed well. - And so I leave you both- [Aside] like bloody villains. - Exeunt YOUNG LUCIUS and attendant - DEMETRIUS. What's here? A scroll, and written round about. - Let's see: - [Reads] 'Integer vitae, scelerisque purus, - Non eget Mauri iaculis, nec arcu.' - CHIRON. O, 'tis a verse in Horace, I know it well; - I read it in the grammar long ago. - AARON. Ay, just- a verse in Horace. Right, you have it. - [Aside] Now, what a thing it is to be an ass! - Here's no sound jest! The old man hath found their guilt, - And sends them weapons wrapp'd about with lines - That wound, beyond their feeling, to the quick. - But were our witty Empress well afoot, - She would applaud Andronicus' conceit. - But let her rest in her unrest awhile- - And now, young lords, was't not a happy star - Led us to Rome, strangers, and more than so, - Captives, to be advanced to this height? - It did me good before the palace gate - To brave the Tribune in his brother's hearing. - DEMETRIUS. But me more good to see so great a lord - Basely insinuate and send us gifts. - AARON. Had he not reason, Lord Demetrius? - Did you not use his daughter very friendly? - DEMETRIUS. I would we had a thousand Roman dames - At such a bay, by turn to serve our lust. - CHIRON. A charitable wish and full of love. - AARON. Here lacks but your mother for to say amen. - CHIRON. And that would she for twenty thousand more. - DEMETRIUS. Come, let us go and pray to all the gods - For our beloved mother in her pains. - AARON. [Aside] Pray to the devils; the gods have given us over. - [Trumpets sound] - DEMETRIUS. Why do the Emperor's trumpets flourish thus? - CHIRON. Belike, for joy the Emperor hath a son. - DEMETRIUS. Soft! who comes here? - - Enter NURSE, with a blackamoor CHILD - - NURSE. Good morrow, lords. - O, tell me, did you see Aaron the Moor? - AARON. Well, more or less, or ne'er a whit at all, - Here Aaron is; and what with Aaron now? - NURSE. O gentle Aaron, we are all undone! - Now help, or woe betide thee evermore! - AARON. Why, what a caterwauling dost thou keep! - What dost thou wrap and fumble in thy arms? - NURSE. O, that which I would hide from heaven's eye: - Our Empress' shame and stately Rome's disgrace! - She is delivered, lord; she is delivered. - AARON. To whom? - NURSE. I mean she is brought a-bed. - AARON. Well, God give her good rest! What hath he sent her? - NURSE. A devil. - AARON. Why, then she is the devil's dam; - A joyful issue. - NURSE. A joyless, dismal, black, and sorrowful issue! - Here is the babe, as loathsome as a toad - Amongst the fair-fac'd breeders of our clime; - The Empress sends it thee, thy stamp, thy seal, - And bids thee christen it with thy dagger's point. - AARON. Zounds, ye whore! Is black so base a hue? - Sweet blowse, you are a beauteous blossom sure. - DEMETRIUS. Villain, what hast thou done? - AARON. That which thou canst not undo. - CHIRON. Thou hast undone our mother. - AARON. Villain, I have done thy mother. - DEMETRIUS. And therein, hellish dog, thou hast undone her. - Woe to her chance, and damn'd her loathed choice! - Accurs'd the offspring of so foul a fiend! - CHIRON. It shall not live. - AARON. It shall not die. - NURSE. Aaron, it must; the mother wills it so. - AARON. What, must it, nurse? Then let no man but I - Do execution on my flesh and blood. - DEMETRIUS. I'll broach the tadpole on my rapier's point. - Nurse, give it me; my sword shall soon dispatch it. - AARON. Sooner this sword shall plough thy bowels up. - [Takes the CHILD from the NURSE, and draws] - Stay, murderous villains, will you kill your brother! - Now, by the burning tapers of the sky - That shone so brightly when this boy was got, - He dies upon my scimitar's sharp point - That touches this my first-born son and heir. - I tell you, younglings, not Enceladus, - With all his threat'ning band of Typhon's brood, - Nor great Alcides, nor the god of war, - Shall seize this prey out of his father's hands. - What, what, ye sanguine, shallow-hearted boys! - Ye white-lim'd walls! ye alehouse painted signs! - Coal-black is better than another hue - In that it scorns to bear another hue; - For all the water in the ocean - Can never turn the swan's black legs to white, - Although she lave them hourly in the flood. - Tell the Empress from me I am of age - To keep mine own- excuse it how she can. - DEMETRIUS. Wilt thou betray thy noble mistress thus? - AARON. My mistress is my mistress: this my self, - The vigour and the picture of my youth. - This before all the world do I prefer; - This maugre all the world will I keep safe, - Or some of you shall smoke for it in Rome. - DEMETRIUS. By this our mother is for ever sham'd. - CHIRON. Rome will despise her for this foul escape. - NURSE. The Emperor in his rage will doom her death. - CHIRON. I blush to think upon this ignomy. - AARON. Why, there's the privilege your beauty bears: - Fie, treacherous hue, that will betray with blushing - The close enacts and counsels of thy heart! - Here's a young lad fram'd of another leer. - Look how the black slave smiles upon the father, - As who should say 'Old lad, I am thine own.' - He is your brother, lords, sensibly fed - Of that self-blood that first gave life to you; - And from your womb where you imprisoned were - He is enfranchised and come to light. - Nay, he is your brother by the surer side, - Although my seal be stamped in his face. - NURSE. Aaron, what shall I say unto the Empress? - DEMETRIUS. Advise thee, Aaron, what is to be done, - And we will all subscribe to thy advice. - Save thou the child, so we may all be safe. - AARON. Then sit we down and let us all consult. - My son and I will have the wind of you: - Keep there; now talk at pleasure of your safety. - [They sit] - DEMETRIUS. How many women saw this child of his? - AARON. Why, so, brave lords! When we join in league - I am a lamb; but if you brave the Moor, - The chafed boar, the mountain lioness, - The ocean swells not so as Aaron storms. - But say, again, how many saw the child? - NURSE. Cornelia the midwife and myself; - And no one else but the delivered Empress. - AARON. The Emperess, the midwife, and yourself. - Two may keep counsel when the third's away: - Go to the Empress, tell her this I said. [He kills her] - Weeke weeke! - So cries a pig prepared to the spit. - DEMETRIUS. What mean'st thou, Aaron? Wherefore didst thou this? - AARON. O Lord, sir, 'tis a deed of policy. - Shall she live to betray this guilt of ours- - A long-tongu'd babbling gossip? No, lords, no. - And now be it known to you my full intent: - Not far, one Muliteus, my countryman- - His wife but yesternight was brought to bed; - His child is like to her, fair as you are. - Go pack with him, and give the mother gold, - And tell them both the circumstance of all, - And how by this their child shall be advanc'd, - And be received for the Emperor's heir - And substituted in the place of mine, - To calm this tempest whirling in the court; - And let the Emperor dandle him for his own. - Hark ye, lords. You see I have given her physic, - [Pointing to the NURSE] - And you must needs bestow her funeral; - The fields are near, and you are gallant grooms. - This done, see that you take no longer days, - But send the midwife presently to me. - The midwife and the nurse well made away, - Then let the ladies tattle what they please. - CHIRON. Aaron, I see thou wilt not trust the air - With secrets. - DEMETRIUS. For this care of Tamora, - Herself and hers are highly bound to thee. - - Exeunt DEMETRIUS and CHIRON, bearing off the dead NURSE - - AARON. Now to the Goths, as swift as swallow flies, - There to dispose this treasure in mine arms, - And secretly to greet the Empress' friends. - Come on, you thick-lipp'd slave, I'll bear you hence; - For it is you that puts us to our shifts. - I'll make you feed on berries and on roots, - And feed on curds and whey, and suck the goat, - And cabin in a cave, and bring you up - To be a warrior and command a camp. - Exit with the CHILD - - - - -SCENE III. -Rome. A public place - -Enter TITUS, bearing arrows with letters on the ends of them; -with him MARCUS, YOUNG LUCIUS, and other gentlemen, -PUBLIUS, SEMPRONIUS, and CAIUS, with bows - - TITUS. Come, Marcus, come; kinsmen, this is the way. - Sir boy, let me see your archery; - Look ye draw home enough, and 'tis there straight. - Terras Astrea reliquit, - Be you rememb'red, Marcus; she's gone, she's fled. - Sirs, take you to your tools. You, cousins, shall - Go sound the ocean and cast your nets; - Happily you may catch her in the sea; - Yet there's as little justice as at land. - No; Publius and Sempronius, you must do it; - 'Tis you must dig with mattock and with spade, - And pierce the inmost centre of the earth; - Then, when you come to Pluto's region, - I pray you deliver him this petition. - Tell him it is for justice and for aid, - And that it comes from old Andronicus, - Shaken with sorrows in ungrateful Rome. - Ah, Rome! Well, well, I made thee miserable - What time I threw the people's suffrages - On him that thus doth tyrannize o'er me. - Go get you gone; and pray be careful all, - And leave you not a man-of-war unsearch'd. - This wicked Emperor may have shipp'd her hence; - And, kinsmen, then we may go pipe for justice. - MARCUS. O Publius, is not this a heavy case, - To see thy noble uncle thus distract? - PUBLIUS. Therefore, my lords, it highly us concerns - By day and night t' attend him carefully, - And feed his humour kindly as we may - Till time beget some careful remedy. - MARCUS. Kinsmen, his sorrows are past remedy. - Join with the Goths, and with revengeful war - Take wreak on Rome for this ingratitude, - And vengeance on the traitor Saturnine. - TITUS. Publius, how now? How now, my masters? - What, have you met with her? - PUBLIUS. No, my good lord; but Pluto sends you word, - If you will have Revenge from hell, you shall. - Marry, for Justice, she is so employ'd, - He thinks, with Jove in heaven, or somewhere else, - So that perforce you must needs stay a time. - TITUS. He doth me wrong to feed me with delays. - I'll dive into the burning lake below - And pull her out of Acheron by the heels. - Marcus, we are but shrubs, no cedars we, - No big-bon'd men fram'd of the Cyclops' size; - But metal, Marcus, steel to the very back, - Yet wrung with wrongs more than our backs can bear; - And, sith there's no justice in earth nor hell, - We will solicit heaven, and move the gods - To send down justice for to wreak our wrongs. - Come, to this gear. You are a good archer, Marcus. - [He gives them the arrows] - 'Ad Jovem' that's for you; here 'Ad Apollinem.' - 'Ad Martem' that's for myself. - Here, boy, 'To Pallas'; here 'To Mercury.' - 'To Saturn,' Caius- not to Saturnine: - You were as good to shoot against the wind. - To it, boy. Marcus, loose when I bid. - Of my word, I have written to effect; - There's not a god left unsolicited. - MARCUS. Kinsmen, shoot all your shafts into the court; - We will afflict the Emperor in his pride. - TITUS. Now, masters, draw. [They shoot] O, well said, Lucius! - Good boy, in Virgo's lap! Give it Pallas. - MARCUS. My lord, I aim a mile beyond the moon; - Your letter is with Jupiter by this. - TITUS. Ha! ha! - Publius, Publius, hast thou done? - See, see, thou hast shot off one of Taurus' horns. - MARCUS. This was the sport, my lord: when Publius shot, - The Bull, being gall'd, gave Aries such a knock - That down fell both the Ram's horns in the court; - And who should find them but the Empress' villain? - She laugh'd, and told the Moor he should not choose - But give them to his master for a present. - TITUS. Why, there it goes! God give his lordship joy! - - Enter the CLOWN, with a basket and two pigeons in it - - News, news from heaven! Marcus, the post is come. - Sirrah, what tidings? Have you any letters? - Shall I have justice? What says Jupiter? - CLOWN. Ho, the gibbet-maker? He says that he hath taken them down - again, for the man must not be hang'd till the next week. - TITUS. But what says Jupiter, I ask thee? - CLOWN. Alas, sir, I know not Jupiter; I never drank with him in all - my life. - TITUS. Why, villain, art not thou the carrier? - CLOWN. Ay, of my pigeons, sir; nothing else. - TITUS. Why, didst thou not come from heaven? - CLOWN. From heaven! Alas, sir, I never came there. God forbid I - should be so bold to press to heaven in my young days. Why, I am - going with my pigeons to the Tribunal Plebs, to take up a matter - of brawl betwixt my uncle and one of the Emperal's men. - MARCUS. Why, sir, that is as fit as can be to serve for your - oration; and let him deliver the pigeons to the Emperor from you. - TITUS. Tell me, can you deliver an oration to the Emperor with a - grace? - CLOWN. Nay, truly, sir, I could never say grace in all my life. - TITUS. Sirrah, come hither. Make no more ado, - But give your pigeons to the Emperor; - By me thou shalt have justice at his hands. - Hold, hold! Meanwhile here's money for thy charges. - Give me pen and ink. Sirrah, can you with a grace deliver up a - supplication? - CLOWN. Ay, sir. - TITUS. Then here is a supplication for you. And when you come to - him, at the first approach you must kneel; then kiss his foot; - then deliver up your pigeons; and then look for your reward. I'll - be at hand, sir; see you do it bravely. - CLOWN. I warrant you, sir; let me alone. - TITUS. Sirrah, hast thou a knife? Come let me see it. - Here, Marcus, fold it in the oration; - For thou hast made it like a humble suppliant. - And when thou hast given it to the Emperor, - Knock at my door, and tell me what he says. - CLOWN. God be with you, sir; I will. - TITUS. Come, Marcus, let us go. Publius, follow me. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -Rome. Before the palace - -Enter the EMPEROR, and the EMPRESS and her two sons, DEMETRIUS and CHIRON; -LORDS and others. The EMPEROR brings the arrows in his hand that TITUS -shot at him - - SATURNINUS. Why, lords, what wrongs are these! Was ever seen - An emperor in Rome thus overborne, - Troubled, confronted thus; and, for the extent - Of egal justice, us'd in such contempt? - My lords, you know, as know the mightful gods, - However these disturbers of our peace - Buzz in the people's ears, there nought hath pass'd - But even with law against the wilful sons - Of old Andronicus. And what an if - His sorrows have so overwhelm'd his wits, - Shall we be thus afflicted in his wreaks, - His fits, his frenzy, and his bitterness? - And now he writes to heaven for his redress. - See, here's 'To Jove' and this 'To Mercury'; - This 'To Apollo'; this 'To the God of War'- - Sweet scrolls to fly about the streets of Rome! - What's this but libelling against the Senate, - And blazoning our unjustice every where? - A goodly humour, is it not, my lords? - As who would say in Rome no justice were. - But if I live, his feigned ecstasies - Shall be no shelter to these outrages; - But he and his shall know that justice lives - In Saturninus' health; whom, if she sleep, - He'll so awake as he in fury shall - Cut off the proud'st conspirator that lives. - TAMORA. My gracious lord, my lovely Saturnine, - Lord of my life, commander of my thoughts, - Calm thee, and bear the faults of Titus' age, - Th' effects of sorrow for his valiant sons - Whose loss hath pierc'd him deep and scarr'd his heart; - And rather comfort his distressed plight - Than prosecute the meanest or the best - For these contempts. [Aside] Why, thus it shall become - High-witted Tamora to gloze with all. - But, Titus, I have touch'd thee to the quick, - Thy life-blood out; if Aaron now be wise, - Then is all safe, the anchor in the port. - - Enter CLOWN - - How now, good fellow! Wouldst thou speak with us? - CLOWN. Yes, forsooth, an your mistriship be Emperial. - TAMORA. Empress I am, but yonder sits the Emperor. - CLOWN. 'Tis he.- God and Saint Stephen give you godden. I have - brought you a letter and a couple of pigeons here. - [SATURNINUS reads the letter] - SATURNINUS. Go take him away, and hang him presently. - CLOWN. How much money must I have? - TAMORA. Come, sirrah, you must be hang'd. - CLOWN. Hang'd! by'r lady, then I have brought up a neck to a fair - end. [Exit guarded] - SATURNINUS. Despiteful and intolerable wrongs! - Shall I endure this monstrous villainy? - I know from whence this same device proceeds. - May this be borne- as if his traitorous sons - That died by law for murder of our brother - Have by my means been butchered wrongfully? - Go drag the villain hither by the hair; - Nor age nor honour shall shape privilege. - For this proud mock I'll be thy slaughterman, - Sly frantic wretch, that holp'st to make me great, - In hope thyself should govern Rome and me. - - Enter NUNTIUS AEMILIUS - - What news with thee, Aemilius? - AEMILIUS. Arm, my lords! Rome never had more cause. - The Goths have gathered head; and with a power - Of high resolved men, bent to the spoil, - They hither march amain, under conduct - Of Lucius, son to old Andronicus; - Who threats in course of this revenge to do - As much as ever Coriolanus did. - SATURNINUS. Is warlike Lucius general of the Goths? - These tidings nip me, and I hang the head - As flowers with frost, or grass beat down with storms. - Ay, now begins our sorrows to approach. - 'Tis he the common people love so much; - Myself hath often heard them say- - When I have walked like a private man- - That Lucius' banishment was wrongfully, - And they have wish'd that Lucius were their emperor. - TAMORA. Why should you fear? Is not your city strong? - SATURNINUS. Ay, but the citizens favour Lucius, - And will revolt from me to succour him. - TAMORA. King, be thy thoughts imperious like thy name! - Is the sun dimm'd, that gnats do fly in it? - The eagle suffers little birds to sing, - And is not careful what they mean thereby, - Knowing that with the shadow of his wings - He can at pleasure stint their melody; - Even so mayest thou the giddy men of Rome. - Then cheer thy spirit; for know thou, Emperor, - I will enchant the old Andronicus - With words more sweet, and yet more dangerous, - Than baits to fish or honey-stalks to sheep, - When as the one is wounded with the bait, - The other rotted with delicious feed. - SATURNINUS. But he will not entreat his son for us. - TAMORA. If Tamora entreat him, then he will; - For I can smooth and fill his aged ears - With golden promises, that, were his heart - Almost impregnable, his old ears deaf, - Yet should both ear and heart obey my tongue. - [To AEMILIUS] Go thou before to be our ambassador; - Say that the Emperor requests a parley - Of warlike Lucius, and appoint the meeting - Even at his father's house, the old Andronicus. - SATURNINUS. Aemilius, do this message honourably; - And if he stand on hostage for his safety, - Bid him demand what pledge will please him best. - AEMILIUS. Your bidding shall I do effectually. Exit - TAMORA. Now will I to that old Andronicus, - And temper him with all the art I have, - To pluck proud Lucius from the warlike Goths. - And now, sweet Emperor, be blithe again, - And bury all thy fear in my devices. - SATURNINUS. Then go successantly, and plead to him. - Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -Plains near Rome - -Enter LUCIUS with an army of GOTHS with drums and colours - - LUCIUS. Approved warriors and my faithful friends, - I have received letters from great Rome - Which signifies what hate they bear their Emperor - And how desirous of our sight they are. - Therefore, great lords, be, as your titles witness, - Imperious and impatient of your wrongs; - And wherein Rome hath done you any scath, - Let him make treble satisfaction. - FIRST GOTH. Brave slip, sprung from the great Andronicus, - Whose name was once our terror, now our comfort, - Whose high exploits and honourable deeds - Ingrateful Rome requites with foul contempt, - Be bold in us: we'll follow where thou lead'st, - Like stinging bees in hottest summer's day, - Led by their master to the flow'red fields, - And be aveng'd on cursed Tamora. - ALL THE GOTHS. And as he saith, so say we all with him. - LUCIUS. I humbly thank him, and I thank you all. - But who comes here, led by a lusty Goth? - - Enter a GOTH, leading AARON with his CHILD in his arms - - SECOND GOTH. Renowned Lucius, from our troops I stray'd - To gaze upon a ruinous monastery; - And as I earnestly did fix mine eye - Upon the wasted building, suddenly - I heard a child cry underneath a wall. - I made unto the noise, when soon I heard - The crying babe controll'd with this discourse: - 'Peace, tawny slave, half me and half thy dam! - Did not thy hue bewray whose brat thou art, - Had nature lent thee but thy mother's look, - Villain, thou mightst have been an emperor; - But where the bull and cow are both milk-white, - They never do beget a coal-black calf. - Peace, villain, peace!'- even thus he rates the babe- - 'For I must bear thee to a trusty Goth, - Who, when he knows thou art the Empress' babe, - Will hold thee dearly for thy mother's sake.' - With this, my weapon drawn, I rush'd upon him, - Surpris'd him suddenly, and brought him hither - To use as you think needful of the man. - LUCIUS. O worthy Goth, this is the incarnate devil - That robb'd Andronicus of his good hand; - This is the pearl that pleas'd your Empress' eye; - And here's the base fruit of her burning lust. - Say, wall-ey'd slave, whither wouldst thou convey - This growing image of thy fiend-like face? - Why dost not speak? What, deaf? Not a word? - A halter, soldiers! Hang him on this tree, - And by his side his fruit of bastardy. - AARON. Touch not the boy, he is of royal blood. - LUCIUS. Too like the sire for ever being good. - First hang the child, that he may see it sprawl- - A sight to vex the father's soul withal. - Get me a ladder. - [A ladder brought, which AARON is made to climb] - AARON. Lucius, save the child, - And bear it from me to the Emperess. - If thou do this, I'll show thee wondrous things - That highly may advantage thee to hear; - If thou wilt not, befall what may befall, - I'll speak no more but 'Vengeance rot you all!' - LUCIUS. Say on; an if it please me which thou speak'st, - Thy child shall live, and I will see it nourish'd. - AARON. An if it please thee! Why, assure thee, Lucius, - 'Twill vex thy soul to hear what I shall speak; - For I must talk of murders, rapes, and massacres, - Acts of black night, abominable deeds, - Complots of mischief, treason, villainies, - Ruthful to hear, yet piteously perform'd; - And this shall all be buried in my death, - Unless thou swear to me my child shall live. - LUCIUS. Tell on thy mind; I say thy child shall live. - AARON. Swear that he shall, and then I will begin. - LUCIUS. Who should I swear by? Thou believest no god; - That granted, how canst thou believe an oath? - AARON. What if I do not? as indeed I do not; - Yet, for I know thou art religious - And hast a thing within thee called conscience, - With twenty popish tricks and ceremonies - Which I have seen thee careful to observe, - Therefore I urge thy oath. For that I know - An idiot holds his bauble for a god, - And keeps the oath which by that god he swears, - To that I'll urge him. Therefore thou shalt vow - By that same god- what god soe'er it be - That thou adorest and hast in reverence- - To save my boy, to nourish and bring him up; - Or else I will discover nought to thee. - LUCIUS. Even by my god I swear to thee I will. - AARON. First know thou, I begot him on the Empress. - LUCIUS. O most insatiate and luxurious woman! - AARON. Tut, Lucius, this was but a deed of charity - To that which thou shalt hear of me anon. - 'Twas her two sons that murdered Bassianus; - They cut thy sister's tongue, and ravish'd her, - And cut her hands, and trimm'd her as thou sawest. - LUCIUS. O detestable villain! Call'st thou that trimming? - AARON. Why, she was wash'd, and cut, and trimm'd, and 'twas - Trim sport for them which had the doing of it. - LUCIUS. O barbarous beastly villains like thyself! - AARON. Indeed, I was their tutor to instruct them. - That codding spirit had they from their mother, - As sure a card as ever won the set; - That bloody mind, I think, they learn'd of me, - As true a dog as ever fought at head. - Well, let my deeds be witness of my worth. - I train'd thy brethren to that guileful hole - Where the dead corpse of Bassianus lay; - I wrote the letter that thy father found, - And hid the gold within that letter mention'd, - Confederate with the Queen and her two sons; - And what not done, that thou hast cause to rue, - Wherein I had no stroke of mischief in it? - I play'd the cheater for thy father's hand, - And, when I had it, drew myself apart - And almost broke my heart with extreme laughter. - I pried me through the crevice of a wall, - When, for his hand, he had his two sons' heads; - Beheld his tears, and laugh'd so heartily - That both mine eyes were rainy like to his; - And when I told the Empress of this sport, - She swooned almost at my pleasing tale, - And for my tidings gave me twenty kisses. - GOTH. What, canst thou say all this and never blush? - AARON. Ay, like a black dog, as the saying is. - LUCIUS. Art thou not sorry for these heinous deeds? - AARON. Ay, that I had not done a thousand more. - Even now I curse the day- and yet, I think, - Few come within the compass of my curse- - Wherein I did not some notorious ill; - As kill a man, or else devise his death; - Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it; - Accuse some innocent, and forswear myself; - Set deadly enmity between two friends; - Make poor men's cattle break their necks; - Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night, - And bid the owners quench them with their tears. - Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves, - And set them upright at their dear friends' door - Even when their sorrows almost was forgot, - And on their skins, as on the bark of trees, - Have with my knife carved in Roman letters - 'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.' - Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things - As willingly as one would kill a fly; - And nothing grieves me heartily indeed - But that I cannot do ten thousand more. - LUCIUS. Bring down the devil, for he must not die - So sweet a death as hanging presently. - AARON. If there be devils, would I were a devil, - To live and burn in everlasting fire, - So I might have your company in hell - But to torment you with my bitter tongue! - LUCIUS. Sirs, stop his mouth, and let him speak no more. - - Enter AEMILIUS - - GOTH. My lord, there is a messenger from Rome - Desires to be admitted to your presence. - LUCIUS. Let him come near. - Welcome, Aemilius. What's the news from Rome? - AEMILIUS. Lord Lucius, and you Princes of the Goths, - The Roman Emperor greets you all by me; - And, for he understands you are in arms, - He craves a parley at your father's house, - Willing you to demand your hostages, - And they shall be immediately deliver'd. - FIRST GOTH. What says our general? - LUCIUS. Aemilius, let the Emperor give his pledges - Unto my father and my uncle Marcus. - And we will come. March away. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Rome. Before TITUS' house - -Enter TAMORA, and her two sons, DEMETRIUS and CHIRON, disguised - - TAMORA. Thus, in this strange and sad habiliment, - I will encounter with Andronicus, - And say I am Revenge, sent from below - To join with him and right his heinous wrongs. - Knock at his study, where they say he keeps - To ruminate strange plots of dire revenge; - Tell him Revenge is come to join with him, - And work confusion on his enemies. - - They knock and TITUS opens his study door, above - - TITUS. Who doth molest my contemplation? - Is it your trick to make me ope the door, - That so my sad decrees may fly away - And all my study be to no effect? - You are deceiv'd; for what I mean to do - See here in bloody lines I have set down; - And what is written shall be executed. - TAMORA. Titus, I am come to talk with thee. - TITUS. No, not a word. How can I grace my talk, - Wanting a hand to give it that accord? - Thou hast the odds of me; therefore no more. - TAMORA. If thou didst know me, thou wouldst talk with me. - TITUS. I am not mad, I know thee well enough: - Witness this wretched stump, witness these crimson lines; - Witness these trenches made by grief and care; - Witness the tiring day and heavy night; - Witness all sorrow that I know thee well - For our proud Empress, mighty Tamora. - Is not thy coming for my other hand? - TAMORA. Know thou, sad man, I am not Tamora: - She is thy enemy and I thy friend. - I am Revenge, sent from th' infernal kingdom - To ease the gnawing vulture of thy mind - By working wreakful vengeance on thy foes. - Come down and welcome me to this world's light; - Confer with me of murder and of death; - There's not a hollow cave or lurking-place, - No vast obscurity or misty vale, - Where bloody murder or detested rape - Can couch for fear but I will find them out; - And in their ears tell them my dreadful name- - Revenge, which makes the foul offender quake. - TITUS. Art thou Revenge? and art thou sent to me - To be a torment to mine enemies? - TAMORA. I am; therefore come down and welcome me. - TITUS. Do me some service ere I come to thee. - Lo, by thy side where Rape and Murder stands; - Now give some surance that thou art Revenge- - Stab them, or tear them on thy chariot wheels; - And then I'll come and be thy waggoner - And whirl along with thee about the globes. - Provide thee two proper palfreys, black as jet, - To hale thy vengeful waggon swift away, - And find out murderers in their guilty caves; - And when thy car is loaden with their heads, - I will dismount, and by thy waggon wheel - Trot, like a servile footman, all day long, - Even from Hyperion's rising in the east - Until his very downfall in the sea. - And day by day I'll do this heavy task, - So thou destroy Rapine and Murder there. - TAMORA. These are my ministers, and come with me. - TITUS. Are they thy ministers? What are they call'd? - TAMORA. Rape and Murder; therefore called so - 'Cause they take vengeance of such kind of men. - TITUS. Good Lord, how like the Empress' sons they are! - And you the Empress! But we worldly men - Have miserable, mad, mistaking eyes. - O sweet Revenge, now do I come to thee; - And, if one arm's embracement will content thee, - I will embrace thee in it by and by. - TAMORA. This closing with him fits his lunacy. - Whate'er I forge to feed his brain-sick humours, - Do you uphold and maintain in your speeches, - For now he firmly takes me for Revenge; - And, being credulous in this mad thought, - I'll make him send for Lucius his son, - And whilst I at a banquet hold him sure, - I'll find some cunning practice out of hand - To scatter and disperse the giddy Goths, - Or, at the least, make them his enemies. - See, here he comes, and I must ply my theme. - - Enter TITUS, below - - TITUS. Long have I been forlorn, and all for thee. - Welcome, dread Fury, to my woeful house. - Rapine and Murder, you are welcome too. - How like the Empress and her sons you are! - Well are you fitted, had you but a Moor. - Could not all hell afford you such a devil? - For well I wot the Empress never wags - But in her company there is a Moor; - And, would you represent our queen aright, - It were convenient you had such a devil. - But welcome as you are. What shall we do? - TAMORA. What wouldst thou have us do, Andronicus? - DEMETRIUS. Show me a murderer, I'll deal with him. - CHIRON. Show me a villain that hath done a rape, - And I am sent to be reveng'd on him. - TAMORA. Show me a thousand that hath done thee wrong, - And I will be revenged on them all. - TITUS. Look round about the wicked streets of Rome, - And when thou find'st a man that's like thyself, - Good Murder, stab him; he's a murderer. - Go thou with him, and when it is thy hap - To find another that is like to thee, - Good Rapine, stab him; he is a ravisher. - Go thou with them; and in the Emperor's court - There is a queen, attended by a Moor; - Well shalt thou know her by thine own proportion, - For up and down she doth resemble thee. - I pray thee, do on them some violent death; - They have been violent to me and mine. - TAMORA. Well hast thou lesson'd us; this shall we do. - But would it please thee, good Andronicus, - To send for Lucius, thy thrice-valiant son, - Who leads towards Rome a band of warlike Goths, - And bid him come and banquet at thy house; - When he is here, even at thy solemn feast, - I will bring in the Empress and her sons, - The Emperor himself, and all thy foes; - And at thy mercy shall they stoop and kneel, - And on them shalt thou ease thy angry heart. - What says Andronicus to this device? - TITUS. Marcus, my brother! 'Tis sad Titus calls. - - Enter MARCUS - - Go, gentle Marcus, to thy nephew Lucius; - Thou shalt inquire him out among the Goths. - Bid him repair to me, and bring with him - Some of the chiefest princes of the Goths; - Bid him encamp his soldiers where they are. - Tell him the Emperor and the Empress too - Feast at my house, and he shall feast with them. - This do thou for my love; and so let him, - As he regards his aged father's life. - MARCUS. This will I do, and soon return again. Exit - TAMORA. Now will I hence about thy business, - And take my ministers along with me. - TITUS. Nay, nay, let Rape and Murder stay with me, - Or else I'll call my brother back again, - And cleave to no revenge but Lucius. - TAMORA. [Aside to her sons] What say you, boys? Will you abide - with him, - Whiles I go tell my lord the Emperor - How I have govern'd our determin'd jest? - Yield to his humour, smooth and speak him fair, - And tarry with him till I turn again. - TITUS. [Aside] I knew them all, though they suppos'd me mad, - And will o'er reach them in their own devices, - A pair of cursed hell-hounds and their dam. - DEMETRIUS. Madam, depart at pleasure; leave us here. - TAMORA. Farewell, Andronicus, Revenge now goes - To lay a complot to betray thy foes. - TITUS. I know thou dost; and, sweet Revenge, farewell. - Exit TAMORA - CHIRON. Tell us, old man, how shall we be employ'd? - TITUS. Tut, I have work enough for you to do. - Publius, come hither, Caius, and Valentine. - - Enter PUBLIUS, CAIUS, and VALENTINE - - PUBLIUS. What is your will? - TITUS. Know you these two? - PUBLIUS. The Empress' sons, I take them: Chiron, Demetrius. - TITUS. Fie, Publius, fie! thou art too much deceiv'd. - The one is Murder, and Rape is the other's name; - And therefore bind them, gentle Publius- - Caius and Valentine, lay hands on them. - Oft have you heard me wish for such an hour, - And now I find it; therefore bind them sure, - And stop their mouths if they begin to cry. Exit - [They lay hold on CHIRON and DEMETRIUS] - CHIRON. Villains, forbear! we are the Empress' sons. - PUBLIUS. And therefore do we what we are commanded. - Stop close their mouths, let them not speak a word. - Is he sure bound? Look that you bind them fast. - - Re-enter TITUS ANDRONICUS - with a knife, and LAVINIA, with a basin - - TITUS. Come, come, Lavinia; look, thy foes are bound. - Sirs, stop their mouths, let them not speak to me; - But let them hear what fearful words I utter. - O villains, Chiron and Demetrius! - Here stands the spring whom you have stain'd with mud; - This goodly summer with your winter mix'd. - You kill'd her husband; and for that vile fault - Two of her brothers were condemn'd to death, - My hand cut off and made a merry jest; - Both her sweet hands, her tongue, and that more dear - Than hands or tongue, her spotless chastity, - Inhuman traitors, you constrain'd and forc'd. - What would you say, if I should let you speak? - Villains, for shame you could not beg for grace. - Hark, wretches! how I mean to martyr you. - This one hand yet is left to cut your throats, - Whiles that Lavinia 'tween her stumps doth hold - The basin that receives your guilty blood. - You know your mother means to feast with me, - And calls herself Revenge, and thinks me mad. - Hark, villains! I will grind your bones to dust, - And with your blood and it I'll make a paste; - And of the paste a coffin I will rear, - And make two pasties of your shameful heads; - And bid that strumpet, your unhallowed dam, - Like to the earth, swallow her own increase. - This is the feast that I have bid her to, - And this the banquet she shall surfeit on; - For worse than Philomel you us'd my daughter, - And worse than Progne I will be reveng'd. - And now prepare your throats. Lavinia, come, - Receive the blood; and when that they are dead, - Let me go grind their bones to powder small, - And with this hateful liquor temper it; - And in that paste let their vile heads be bak'd. - Come, come, be every one officious - To make this banquet, which I wish may prove - More stern and bloody than the Centaurs' feast. - [He cuts their throats] - So. - Now bring them in, for I will play the cook, - And see them ready against their mother comes. - Exeunt, bearing the dead bodies - - - - -SCENE III. -The court of TITUS' house - -Enter Lucius, MARCUS, and the GOTHS, with AARON prisoner, -and his CHILD in the arms of an attendant - - LUCIUS. Uncle Marcus, since 'tis my father's mind - That I repair to Rome, I am content. - FIRST GOTH. And ours with thine, befall what fortune will. - LUCIUS. Good uncle, take you in this barbarous Moor, - This ravenous tiger, this accursed devil; - Let him receive no sust'nance, fetter him, - Till he be brought unto the Empress' face - For testimony of her foul proceedings. - And see the ambush of our friends be strong; - I fear the Emperor means no good to us. - AARON. Some devil whisper curses in my ear, - And prompt me that my tongue may utter forth - The venomous malice of my swelling heart! - LUCIUS. Away, inhuman dog, unhallowed slave! - Sirs, help our uncle to convey him in. - Exeunt GOTHS with AARON. Flourish within - The trumpets show the Emperor is at hand. - - Sound trumpets. Enter SATURNINUS and - TAMORA, with AEMILIUS, TRIBUNES, SENATORS, and others - - SATURNINUS. What, hath the firmament more suns than one? - LUCIUS. What boots it thee to can thyself a sun? - MARCUS. Rome's Emperor, and nephew, break the parle; - These quarrels must be quietly debated. - The feast is ready which the careful Titus - Hath ordain'd to an honourable end, - For peace, for love, for league, and good to Rome. - Please you, therefore, draw nigh and take your places. - SATURNINUS. Marcus, we will. - [A table brought in. The company sit down] - - Trumpets sounding, enter TITUS - like a cook, placing the dishes, and LAVINIA - with a veil over her face; also YOUNG LUCIUS, and others - - TITUS. Welcome, my lord; welcome, dread Queen; - Welcome, ye warlike Goths; welcome, Lucius; - And welcome all. Although the cheer be poor, - 'Twill fill your stomachs; please you eat of it. - SATURNINUS. Why art thou thus attir'd, Andronicus? - TITUS. Because I would be sure to have all well - To entertain your Highness and your Empress. - TAMORA. We are beholding to you, good Andronicus. - TITUS. An if your Highness knew my heart, you were. - My lord the Emperor, resolve me this: - Was it well done of rash Virginius - To slay his daughter with his own right hand, - Because she was enforc'd, stain'd, and deflower'd? - SATURNINUS. It was, Andronicus. - TITUS. Your reason, mighty lord. - SATURNINUS. Because the girl should not survive her shame, - And by her presence still renew his sorrows. - TITUS. A reason mighty, strong, and effectual; - A pattern, precedent, and lively warrant - For me, most wretched, to perform the like. - Die, die, Lavinia, and thy shame with thee; [He kills her] - And with thy shame thy father's sorrow die! - SATURNINUS. What hast thou done, unnatural and unkind? - TITUS. Kill'd her for whom my tears have made me blind. - I am as woeful as Virginius was, - And have a thousand times more cause than he - To do this outrage; and it now is done. - SATURNINUS. What, was she ravish'd? Tell who did the deed. - TITUS. Will't please you eat? Will't please your Highness feed? - TAMORA. Why hast thou slain thine only daughter thus? - TITUS. Not I; 'twas Chiron and Demetrius. - They ravish'd her, and cut away her tongue; - And they, 'twas they, that did her all this wrong. - SATURNINUS. Go, fetch them hither to us presently. - TITUS. Why, there they are, both baked in this pie, - Whereof their mother daintily hath fed, - Eating the flesh that she herself hath bred. - 'Tis true, 'tis true: witness my knife's sharp point. - [He stabs the EMPRESS] - SATURNINUS. Die, frantic wretch, for this accursed deed! - [He stabs TITUS] - LUCIUS. Can the son's eye behold his father bleed? - There's meed for meed, death for a deadly deed. - [He stabs SATURNINUS. A great tumult. LUCIUS, - MARCUS, and their friends go up into the balcony] - MARCUS. You sad-fac'd men, people and sons of Rome, - By uproars sever'd, as a flight of fowl - Scatter'd by winds and high tempestuous gusts? - O, let me teach you how to knit again - This scattered corn into one mutual sheaf, - These broken limbs again into one body; - Lest Rome herself be bane unto herself, - And she whom mighty kingdoms curtsy to, - Like a forlorn and desperate castaway, - Do shameful execution on herself. - But if my frosty signs and chaps of age, - Grave witnesses of true experience, - Cannot induce you to attend my words, - [To Lucius] Speak, Rome's dear friend, as erst our ancestor, - When with his solemn tongue he did discourse - To love-sick Dido's sad attending ear - The story of that baleful burning night, - When subtle Greeks surpris'd King Priam's Troy. - Tell us what Sinon hath bewitch'd our ears, - Or who hath brought the fatal engine in - That gives our Troy, our Rome, the civil wound. - My heart is not compact of flint nor steel; - Nor can I utter all our bitter grief, - But floods of tears will drown my oratory - And break my utt'rance, even in the time - When it should move ye to attend me most, - And force you to commiseration. - Here's Rome's young Captain, let him tell the tale; - While I stand by and weep to hear him speak. - LUCIUS. Then, gracious auditory, be it known to you - That Chiron and the damn'd Demetrius - Were they that murd'red our Emperor's brother; - And they it were that ravished our sister. - For their fell faults our brothers were beheaded, - Our father's tears despis'd, and basely cozen'd - Of that true hand that fought Rome's quarrel out - And sent her enemies unto the grave. - Lastly, myself unkindly banished, - The gates shut on me, and turn'd weeping out, - To beg relief among Rome's enemies; - Who drown'd their enmity in my true tears, - And op'd their arms to embrace me as a friend. - I am the turned forth, be it known to you, - That have preserv'd her welfare in my blood - And from her bosom took the enemy's point, - Sheathing the steel in my advent'rous body. - Alas! you know I am no vaunter, I; - My scars can witness, dumb although they are, - That my report is just and full of truth. - But, soft! methinks I do digress too much, - Citing my worthless praise. O, pardon me! - For when no friends are by, men praise themselves. - MARCUS. Now is my turn to speak. Behold the child. - [Pointing to the CHILD in an attendant's arms] - Of this was Tamora delivered, - The issue of an irreligious Moor, - Chief architect and plotter of these woes. - The villain is alive in Titus' house, - Damn'd as he is, to witness this is true. - Now judge what cause had Titus to revenge - These wrongs unspeakable, past patience, - Or more than any living man could bear. - Now have you heard the truth: what say you, Romans? - Have we done aught amiss, show us wherein, - And, from the place where you behold us pleading, - The poor remainder of Andronici - Will, hand in hand, all headlong hurl ourselves, - And on the ragged stones beat forth our souls, - And make a mutual closure of our house. - Speak, Romans, speak; and if you say we shall, - Lo, hand in hand, Lucius and I will fall. - AEMILIUS. Come, come, thou reverend man of Rome, - And bring our Emperor gently in thy hand, - Lucius our Emperor; for well I know - The common voice do cry it shall be so. - ALL. Lucius, all hail, Rome's royal Emperor! - MARCUS. Go, go into old Titus' sorrowful house, - And hither hale that misbelieving Moor - To be adjudg'd some direful slaught'ring death, - As punishment for his most wicked life. Exeunt some - attendants. LUCIUS, MARCUS, and the others descend - ALL. Lucius, all hail, Rome's gracious governor! - LUCIUS. Thanks, gentle Romans! May I govern so - To heal Rome's harms and wipe away her woe! - But, gentle people, give me aim awhile, - For nature puts me to a heavy task. - Stand all aloof; but, uncle, draw you near - To shed obsequious tears upon this trunk. - O, take this warm kiss on thy pale cold lips. [Kisses TITUS] - These sorrowful drops upon thy blood-stain'd face, - The last true duties of thy noble son! - MARCUS. Tear for tear and loving kiss for kiss - Thy brother Marcus tenders on thy lips. - O, were the sum of these that I should pay - Countless and infinite, yet would I pay them! - LUCIUS. Come hither, boy; come, come, come, and learn of us - To melt in showers. Thy grandsire lov'd thee well; - Many a time he danc'd thee on his knee, - Sung thee asleep, his loving breast thy pillow; - Many a story hath he told to thee, - And bid thee bear his pretty tales in mind - And talk of them when he was dead and gone. - MARCUS. How many thousand times hath these poor lips, - When they were living, warm'd themselves on thine! - O, now, sweet boy, give them their latest kiss! - Bid him farewell; commit him to the grave; - Do them that kindness, and take leave of them. - BOY. O grandsire, grandsire! ev'n with all my heart - Would I were dead, so you did live again! - O Lord, I cannot speak to him for weeping; - My tears will choke me, if I ope my mouth. - - Re-enter attendants with AARON - - A ROMAN. You sad Andronici, have done with woes; - Give sentence on the execrable wretch - That hath been breeder of these dire events. - LUCIUS. Set him breast-deep in earth, and famish him; - There let him stand and rave and cry for food. - If any one relieves or pities him, - For the offence he dies. This is our doom. - Some stay to see him fast'ned in the earth. - AARON. Ah, why should wrath be mute and fury dumb? - I am no baby, I, that with base prayers - I should repent the evils I have done; - Ten thousand worse than ever yet I did - Would I perform, if I might have my will. - If one good deed in all my life I did, - I do repent it from my very soul. - LUCIUS. Some loving friends convey the Emperor hence, - And give him burial in his father's grave. - My father and Lavinia shall forthwith - Be closed in our household's monument. - As for that ravenous tiger, Tamora, - No funeral rite, nor man in mourning weed, - No mournful bell shall ring her burial; - But throw her forth to beasts and birds to prey. - Her life was beastly and devoid of pity, - And being dead, let birds on her take pity. Exeunt - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1602 - -THE HISTORY OF TROILUS AND CRESSIDA - -by William Shakespeare - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - - PRIAM, King of Troy - - His sons: - HECTOR - TROILUS - PARIS - DEIPHOBUS - HELENUS - - MARGARELON, a bastard son of Priam - - Trojan commanders: - AENEAS - ANTENOR - - CALCHAS, a Trojan priest, taking part with the Greeks - PANDARUS, uncle to Cressida - AGAMEMNON, the Greek general - MENELAUS, his brother - - Greek commanders: - ACHILLES - AJAX - ULYSSES - NESTOR - DIOMEDES - PATROCLUS - - THERSITES, a deformed and scurrilous Greek - ALEXANDER, servant to Cressida - SERVANT to Troilus - SERVANT to Paris - SERVANT to Diomedes - - HELEN, wife to Menelaus - ANDROMACHE, wife to Hector - CASSANDRA, daughter to Priam, a prophetess - CRESSIDA, daughter to Calchas - - Trojan and Greek Soldiers, and Attendants - - SCENE: - Troy and the Greek camp before it - -PROLOGUE - TROILUS AND CRESSIDA - PROLOGUE - - In Troy, there lies the scene. From isles of Greece - The princes orgillous, their high blood chaf'd, - Have to the port of Athens sent their ships - Fraught with the ministers and instruments - Of cruel war. Sixty and nine that wore - Their crownets regal from th' Athenian bay - Put forth toward Phrygia; and their vow is made - To ransack Troy, within whose strong immures - The ravish'd Helen, Menelaus' queen, - With wanton Paris sleeps-and that's the quarrel. - To Tenedos they come, - And the deep-drawing barks do there disgorge - Their war-like fraughtage. Now on Dardan plains - The fresh and yet unbruised Greeks do pitch - Their brave pavilions: Priam's six-gated city, - Dardan, and Tymbria, Helias, Chetas, Troien, - And Antenorides, with massy staples - And corresponsive and fulfilling bolts, - Sperr up the sons of Troy. - Now expectation, tickling skittish spirits - On one and other side, Troyan and Greek, - Sets all on hazard-and hither am I come - A Prologue arm'd, but not in confidence - Of author's pen or actor's voice, but suited - In like conditions as our argument, - To tell you, fair beholders, that our play - Leaps o'er the vaunt and firstlings of those broils, - Beginning in the middle; starting thence away, - To what may be digested in a play. - Like or find fault; do as your pleasures are; - Now good or bad, 'tis but the chance of war. - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT I. SCENE 1. -Troy. Before PRIAM'S palace - -Enter TROILUS armed, and PANDARUS - - TROILUS. Call here my varlet; I'll unarm again. - Why should I war without the walls of Troy - That find such cruel battle here within? - Each Troyan that is master of his heart, - Let him to field; Troilus, alas, hath none! - PANDARUS. Will this gear ne'er be mended? - TROILUS. The Greeks are strong, and skilful to their strength, - Fierce to their skill, and to their fierceness valiant; - But I am weaker than a woman's tear, - Tamer than sleep, fonder than ignorance, - Less valiant than the virgin in the night, - And skilless as unpractis'd infancy. - PANDARUS. Well, I have told you enough of this; for my part, - I'll not meddle nor make no farther. He that will have a cake - out of the wheat must needs tarry the grinding. - TROILUS. Have I not tarried? - PANDARUS. Ay, the grinding; but you must tarry the bolting. - TROILUS. Have I not tarried? - PANDARUS. Ay, the bolting; but you must tarry the leavening. - TROILUS. Still have I tarried. - PANDARUS. Ay, to the leavening; but here's yet in the word - 'hereafter' the kneading, the making of the cake, the heating - of the oven, and the baking; nay, you must stay the cooling too, - or you may chance to burn your lips. - TROILUS. Patience herself, what goddess e'er she be, - Doth lesser blench at suff'rance than I do. - At Priam's royal table do I sit; - And when fair Cressid comes into my thoughts- - So, traitor, then she comes when she is thence. - PANDARUS. Well, she look'd yesternight fairer than ever I saw her - look, or any woman else. - TROILUS. I was about to tell thee: when my heart, - As wedged with a sigh, would rive in twain, - Lest Hector or my father should perceive me, - I have, as when the sun doth light a storm, - Buried this sigh in wrinkle of a smile. - But sorrow that is couch'd in seeming gladness - Is like that mirth fate turns to sudden sadness. - PANDARUS. An her hair were not somewhat darker than Helen's- well, - go to- there were no more comparison between the women. But, for - my part, she is my kinswoman; I would not, as they term it, - praise her, but I would somebody had heard her talk yesterday, as - I did. I will not dispraise your sister Cassandra's wit; but- - TROILUS. O Pandarus! I tell thee, Pandarus- - When I do tell thee there my hopes lie drown'd, - Reply not in how many fathoms deep - They lie indrench'd. I tell thee I am mad - In Cressid's love. Thou answer'st 'She is fair'- - Pourest in the open ulcer of my heart- - Her eyes, her hair, her cheek, her gait, her voice, - Handlest in thy discourse. O, that her hand, - In whose comparison all whites are ink - Writing their own reproach; to whose soft seizure - The cygnet's down is harsh, and spirit of sense - Hard as the palm of ploughman! This thou tell'st me, - As true thou tell'st me, when I say I love her; - But, saying thus, instead of oil and balm, - Thou lay'st in every gash that love hath given me - The knife that made it. - PANDARUS. I speak no more than truth. - TROILUS. Thou dost not speak so much. - PANDARUS. Faith, I'll not meddle in it. Let her be as she is: if - she be fair, 'tis the better for her; an she be not, she has the - mends in her own hands. - TROILUS. Good Pandarus! How now, Pandarus! - PANDARUS. I have had my labour for my travail, ill thought on of - her and ill thought on of you; gone between and between, but - small thanks for my labour. - TROILUS. What, art thou angry, Pandarus? What, with me? - PANDARUS. Because she's kin to me, therefore she's not so fair as - Helen. An she were not kin to me, she would be as fair a Friday - as Helen is on Sunday. But what care I? I care not an she were a - blackamoor; 'tis all one to me. - TROILUS. Say I she is not fair? - PANDARUS. I do not care whether you do or no. She's a fool to stay - behind her father. Let her to the Greeks; and so I'll tell her - the next time I see her. For my part, I'll meddle nor make no - more i' th' matter. - TROILUS. Pandarus! - PANDARUS. Not I. - TROILUS. Sweet Pandarus! - PANDARUS. Pray you, speak no more to me: I will leave all - as I found it, and there an end. Exit. Sound alarum - TROILUS. Peace, you ungracious clamours! Peace, rude sounds! - Fools on both sides! Helen must needs be fair, - When with your blood you daily paint her thus. - I cannot fight upon this argument; - It is too starv'd a subject for my sword. - But Pandarus-O gods, how do you plague me! - I cannot come to Cressid but by Pandar; - And he's as tetchy to be woo'd to woo - As she is stubborn-chaste against all suit. - Tell me, Apollo, for thy Daphne's love, - What Cressid is, what Pandar, and what we? - Her bed is India; there she lies, a pearl; - Between our Ilium and where she resides - Let it be call'd the wild and wand'ring flood; - Ourself the merchant, and this sailing Pandar - Our doubtful hope, our convoy, and our bark. - - Alarum. Enter AENEAS - - AENEAS. How now, Prince Troilus! Wherefore not afield? - TROILUS. Because not there. This woman's answer sorts, - For womanish it is to be from thence. - What news, Aeneas, from the field to-day? - AENEAS. That Paris is returned home, and hurt. - TROILUS. By whom, Aeneas? - AENEAS. Troilus, by Menelaus. - TROILUS. Let Paris bleed: 'tis but a scar to scorn; - Paris is gor'd with Menelaus' horn. [Alarum] - AENEAS. Hark what good sport is out of town to-day! - TROILUS. Better at home, if 'would I might' were 'may.' - But to the sport abroad. Are you bound thither? - AENEAS. In all swift haste. - TROILUS. Come, go we then together. Exeunt - - - - -ACT I. SCENE 2. -Troy. A street - -Enter CRESSIDA and her man ALEXANDER - - CRESSIDA. Who were those went by? - ALEXANDER. Queen Hecuba and Helen. - CRESSIDA. And whither go they? - ALEXANDER. Up to the eastern tower, - Whose height commands as subject all the vale, - To see the battle. Hector, whose patience - Is as a virtue fix'd, to-day was mov'd. - He chid Andromache, and struck his armourer; - And, like as there were husbandry in war, - Before the sun rose he was harness'd light, - And to the field goes he; where every flower - Did as a prophet weep what it foresaw - In Hector's wrath. - CRESSIDA. What was his cause of anger? - ALEXANDER. The noise goes, this: there is among the Greeks - A lord of Troyan blood, nephew to Hector; - They call him Ajax. - CRESSIDA. Good; and what of him? - ALEXANDER. They say he is a very man per se, - And stands alone. - CRESSIDA. So do all men, unless they are drunk, sick, or have no - legs. - ALEXANDER. This man, lady, hath robb'd many beasts of their - particular additions: he is as valiant as a lion, churlish as the - bear, slow as the elephant-a man into whom nature hath so crowded - humours that his valour is crush'd into folly, his folly sauced - with discretion. There is no man hath a virtue that he hath not a - glimpse of, nor any man an attaint but he carries some stain of - it; he is melancholy without cause and merry against the hair; he - hath the joints of every thing; but everything so out of joint - that he is a gouty Briareus, many hands and no use, or purblind - Argus, all eyes and no sight. - CRESSIDA. But how should this man, that makes me smile, make Hector - angry? - ALEXANDER. They say he yesterday cop'd Hector in the battle and - struck him down, the disdain and shame whereof hath ever since - kept Hector fasting and waking. - - Enter PANDARUS - - CRESSIDA. Who comes here? - ALEXANDER. Madam, your uncle Pandarus. - CRESSIDA. Hector's a gallant man. - ALEXANDER. As may be in the world, lady. - PANDARUS. What's that? What's that? - CRESSIDA. Good morrow, uncle Pandarus. - PANDARUS. Good morrow, cousin Cressid. What do you talk of?- Good - morrow, Alexander.-How do you, cousin? When were you at Ilium? - CRESSIDA. This morning, uncle. - PANDARUS. What were you talking of when I came? Was Hector arm'd - and gone ere you came to Ilium? Helen was not up, was she? - CRESSIDA. Hector was gone; but Helen was not up. - PANDARUS. E'en so. Hector was stirring early. - CRESSIDA. That were we talking of, and of his anger. - PANDARUS. Was he angry? - CRESSIDA. So he says here. - PANDARUS. True, he was so; I know the cause too; he'll lay about - him today, I can tell them that. And there's Troilus will not - come far behind him; let them take heed of Troilus, I can tell - them that too. - CRESSIDA. What, is he angry too? - PANDARUS. Who, Troilus? Troilus is the better man of the two. - CRESSIDA. O Jupiter! there's no comparison. - PANDARUS. What, not between Troilus and Hector? Do you know a man - if you see him? - CRESSIDA. Ay, if I ever saw him before and knew him. - PANDARUS. Well, I say Troilus is Troilus. - CRESSIDA. Then you say as I say, for I am sure he is not Hector. - PANDARUS. No, nor Hector is not Troilus in some degrees. - CRESSIDA. 'Tis just to each of them: he is himself. - PANDARUS. Himself! Alas, poor Troilus! I would he were! - CRESSIDA. So he is. - PANDARUS. Condition I had gone barefoot to India. - CRESSIDA. He is not Hector. - PANDARUS. Himself! no, he's not himself. Would 'a were himself! - Well, the gods are above; time must friend or end. Well, Troilus, - well! I would my heart were in her body! No, Hector is not a - better man than Troilus. - CRESSIDA. Excuse me. - PANDARUS. He is elder. - CRESSIDA. Pardon me, pardon me. - PANDARUS. Th' other's not come to't; you shall tell me another tale - when th' other's come to't. Hector shall not have his wit this - year. - CRESSIDA. He shall not need it if he have his own. - PANDARUS. Nor his qualities. - CRESSIDA. No matter. - PANDARUS. Nor his beauty. - CRESSIDA. 'Twould not become him: his own's better. - PANDARUS. YOU have no judgment, niece. Helen herself swore th' - other day that Troilus, for a brown favour, for so 'tis, I must - confess- not brown neither- - CRESSIDA. No, but brown. - PANDARUS. Faith, to say truth, brown and not brown. - CRESSIDA. To say the truth, true and not true. - PANDARUS. She prais'd his complexion above Paris. - CRESSIDA. Why, Paris hath colour enough. - PANDARUS. So he has. - CRESSIDA. Then Troilus should have too much. If she prais'd him - above, his complexion is higher than his; he having colour - enough, and the other higher, is too flaming praise for a good - complexion. I had as lief Helen's golden tongue had commended - Troilus for a copper nose. - PANDARUS. I swear to you I think Helen loves him better than Paris. - CRESSIDA. Then she's a merry Greek indeed. - PANDARUS. Nay, I am sure she does. She came to him th' other day - into the compass'd window-and you know he has not past three or - four hairs on his chin- - CRESSIDA. Indeed a tapster's arithmetic may soon bring his - particulars therein to a total. - PANDARUS. Why, he is very young, and yet will he within three pound - lift as much as his brother Hector. - CRESSIDA. Is he so young a man and so old a lifter? - PANDARUS. But to prove to you that Helen loves him: she came and - puts me her white hand to his cloven chin- - CRESSIDA. Juno have mercy! How came it cloven? - PANDARUS. Why, you know, 'tis dimpled. I think his smiling becomes - him better than any man in all Phrygia. - CRESSIDA. O, he smiles valiantly! - PANDARUS. Does he not? - CRESSIDA. O yes, an 'twere a cloud in autumn! - PANDARUS. Why, go to, then! But to prove to you that Helen loves - Troilus- - CRESSIDA. Troilus will stand to the proof, if you'll prove it so. - PANDARUS. Troilus! Why, he esteems her no more than I esteem an - addle egg. - CRESSIDA. If you love an addle egg as well as you love an idle - head, you would eat chickens i' th' shell. - PANDARUS. I cannot choose but laugh to think how she tickled his - chin. Indeed, she has a marvell's white hand, I must needs - confess. - CRESSIDA. Without the rack. - PANDARUS. And she takes upon her to spy a white hair on his chin. - CRESSIDA. Alas, poor chin! Many a wart is richer. - PANDARUS. But there was such laughing! Queen Hecuba laugh'd that - her eyes ran o'er. - CRESSIDA. With millstones. - PANDARUS. And Cassandra laugh'd. - CRESSIDA. But there was a more temperate fire under the pot of her - eyes. Did her eyes run o'er too? - PANDARUS. And Hector laugh'd. - CRESSIDA. At what was all this laughing? - PANDARUS. Marry, at the white hair that Helen spied on Troilus' - chin. - CRESSIDA. An't had been a green hair I should have laugh'd too. - PANDARUS. They laugh'd not so much at the hair as at his pretty - answer. - CRESSIDA. What was his answer? - PANDARUS. Quoth she 'Here's but two and fifty hairs on your chin, - and one of them is white.' - CRESSIDA. This is her question. - PANDARUS. That's true; make no question of that. 'Two and fifty - hairs,' quoth he 'and one white. That white hair is my father, - and all the rest are his sons.' 'Jupiter!' quoth she 'which of - these hairs is Paris my husband?' 'The forked one,' quoth he, - 'pluck't out and give it him.' But there was such laughing! and - Helen so blush'd, and Paris so chaf'd; and all the rest so - laugh'd that it pass'd. - CRESSIDA. So let it now; for it has been a great while going by. - PANDARUS. Well, cousin, I told you a thing yesterday; think on't. - CRESSIDA. So I do. - PANDARUS. I'll be sworn 'tis true; he will weep you, and 'twere a - man born in April. - CRESSIDA. And I'll spring up in his tears, an 'twere a nettle - against May. [Sound a retreat] - PANDARUS. Hark! they are coming from the field. Shall we stand up - here and see them as they pass toward Ilium? Good niece, do, - sweet niece Cressida. - CRESSIDA. At your pleasure. - PANDARUS. Here, here, here's an excellent place; here we may see - most bravely. I'll tell you them all by their names as they pass - by; but mark Troilus above the rest. - - AENEAS passes - - CRESSIDA. Speak not so loud. - PANDARUS. That's Aeneas. Is not that a brave man? He's one of the - flowers of Troy, I can tell you. But mark Troilus; you shall see - anon. - - ANTENOR passes - - CRESSIDA. Who's that? - PANDARUS. That's Antenor. He has a shrewd wit, I can tell you; and - he's a man good enough; he's one o' th' soundest judgments in - Troy, whosoever, and a proper man of person. When comes Troilus? - I'll show you Troilus anon. If he see me, you shall see him nod - at me. - CRESSIDA. Will he give you the nod? - PANDARUS. You shall see. - CRESSIDA. If he do, the rich shall have more. - - HECTOR passes - - PANDARUS. That's Hector, that, that, look you, that; there's a - fellow! Go thy way, Hector! There's a brave man, niece. O brave - Hector! Look how he looks. There's a countenance! Is't not a - brave man? - CRESSIDA. O, a brave man! - PANDARUS. Is 'a not? It does a man's heart good. Look you what - hacks are on his helmet! Look you yonder, do you see? Look you - there. There's no jesting; there's laying on; take't off who - will, as they say. There be hacks. - CRESSIDA. Be those with swords? - PANDARUS. Swords! anything, he cares not; an the devil come to him, - it's all one. By God's lid, it does one's heart good. Yonder - comes Paris, yonder comes Paris. - - PARIS passes - - Look ye yonder, niece; is't not a gallant man too, is't not? Why, - this is brave now. Who said he came hurt home to-day? He's not - hurt. Why, this will do Helen's heart good now, ha! Would I could - see Troilus now! You shall see Troilus anon. - - HELENUS passes - - CRESSIDA. Who's that? - PANDARUS. That's Helenus. I marvel where Troilus is. That's - Helenus. I think he went not forth to-day. That's Helenus. - CRESSIDA. Can Helenus fight, uncle? - PANDARUS. Helenus! no. Yes, he'll fight indifferent well. I marvel - where Troilus is. Hark! do you not hear the people cry 'Troilus'? - Helenus is a priest. - CRESSIDA. What sneaking fellow comes yonder? - - TROILUS passes - - PANDARUS. Where? yonder? That's Deiphobus. 'Tis Troilus. There's a - man, niece. Hem! Brave Troilus, the prince of chivalry! - CRESSIDA. Peace, for shame, peace! - PANDARUS. Mark him; note him. O brave Troilus! Look well upon him, - niece; look you how his sword is bloodied, and his helm more - hack'd than Hector's; and how he looks, and how he goes! O - admirable youth! he never saw three and twenty. Go thy way, - Troilus, go thy way. Had I a sister were a grace or a daughter a - goddess, he should take his choice. O admirable man! Paris? Paris - is dirt to him; and, I warrant, Helen, to change, would give an - eye to boot. - CRESSIDA. Here comes more. - - Common soldiers pass - - PANDARUS. Asses, fools, dolts! chaff and bran, chaff and bran! - porridge after meat! I could live and die in the eyes of Troilus. - Ne'er look, ne'er look; the eagles are gone. Crows and daws, - crows and daws! I had rather be such a man as Troilus than - Agamemnon and all Greece. - CRESSIDA. There is amongst the Greeks Achilles, a better man than - Troilus. - PANDARUS. Achilles? A drayman, a porter, a very camel! - CRESSIDA. Well, well. - PANDARUS. Well, well! Why, have you any discretion? Have you any - eyes? Do you know what a man is? Is not birth, beauty, good - shape, discourse, manhood, learning, gentleness, virtue, youth, - liberality, and such like, the spice and salt that season a man? - CRESSIDA. Ay, a minc'd man; and then to be bak'd with no date in - the pie, for then the man's date is out. - PANDARUS. You are such a woman! A man knows not at what ward you - lie. - CRESSIDA. Upon my back, to defend my belly; upon my wit, to defend - my wiles; upon my secrecy, to defend mine honesty; my mask, to - defend my beauty; and you, to defend all these; and at all these - wards I lie at, at a thousand watches. - PANDARUS. Say one of your watches. - CRESSIDA. Nay, I'll watch you for that; and that's one of the - chiefest of them too. If I cannot ward what I would not have hit, - I can watch you for telling how I took the blow; unless it swell - past hiding, and then it's past watching - PANDARUS. You are such another! - - Enter TROILUS' BOY - - BOY. Sir, my lord would instantly speak with you. - PANDARUS. Where? - BOY. At your own house; there he unarms him. - PANDARUS. Good boy, tell him I come. Exit Boy - I doubt he be hurt. Fare ye well, good niece. - CRESSIDA. Adieu, uncle. - PANDARUS. I will be with you, niece, by and by. - CRESSIDA. To bring, uncle. - PANDARUS. Ay, a token from Troilus. - CRESSIDA. By the same token, you are a bawd. - Exit PANDARUS - Words, vows, gifts, tears, and love's full sacrifice, - He offers in another's enterprise; - But more in Troilus thousand-fold I see - Than in the glass of Pandar's praise may be, - Yet hold I off. Women are angels, wooing: - Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing. - That she belov'd knows nought that knows not this: - Men prize the thing ungain'd more than it is. - That she was never yet that ever knew - Love got so sweet as when desire did sue; - Therefore this maxim out of love I teach: - Achievement is command; ungain'd, beseech. - Then though my heart's content firm love doth bear, - Nothing of that shall from mine eyes appear. Exit - - - - -ACT I. SCENE 3. -The Grecian camp. Before AGAMEMNON'S tent - -Sennet. Enter AGAMEMNON, NESTOR, ULYSSES, DIOMEDES, MENELAUS, and others - - AGAMEMNON. Princes, - What grief hath set these jaundies o'er your cheeks? - The ample proposition that hope makes - In all designs begun on earth below - Fails in the promis'd largeness; checks and disasters - Grow in the veins of actions highest rear'd, - As knots, by the conflux of meeting sap, - Infects the sound pine, and diverts his grain - Tortive and errant from his course of growth. - Nor, princes, is it matter new to us - That we come short of our suppose so far - That after seven years' siege yet Troy walls stand; - Sith every action that hath gone before, - Whereof we have record, trial did draw - Bias and thwart, not answering the aim, - And that unbodied figure of the thought - That gave't surmised shape. Why then, you princes, - Do you with cheeks abash'd behold our works - And call them shames, which are, indeed, nought else - But the protractive trials of great Jove - To find persistive constancy in men; - The fineness of which metal is not found - In fortune's love? For then the bold and coward, - The wise and fool, the artist and unread, - The hard and soft, seem all affin'd and kin. - But in the wind and tempest of her frown - Distinction, with a broad and powerful fan, - Puffing at all, winnows the light away; - And what hath mass or matter by itself - Lies rich in virtue and unmingled. - NESTOR. With due observance of thy godlike seat, - Great Agamemnon, Nestor shall apply - Thy latest words. In the reproof of chance - Lies the true proof of men. The sea being smooth, - How many shallow bauble boats dare sail - Upon her patient breast, making their way - With those of nobler bulk! - But let the ruffian Boreas once enrage - The gentle Thetis, and anon behold - The strong-ribb'd bark through liquid mountains cut, - Bounding between the two moist elements - Like Perseus' horse. Where's then the saucy boat, - Whose weak untimber'd sides but even now - Co-rivall'd greatness? Either to harbour fled - Or made a toast for Neptune. Even so - Doth valour's show and valour's worth divide - In storms of fortune; for in her ray and brightness - The herd hath more annoyance by the breeze - Than by the tiger; but when the splitting wind - Makes flexible the knees of knotted oaks, - And flies fled under shade-why, then the thing of courage - As rous'd with rage, with rage doth sympathise, - And with an accent tun'd in self-same key - Retorts to chiding fortune. - ULYSSES. Agamemnon, - Thou great commander, nerve and bone of Greece, - Heart of our numbers, soul and only spirit - In whom the tempers and the minds of all - Should be shut up-hear what Ulysses speaks. - Besides the applause and approbation - The which, [To AGAMEMNON] most mighty, for thy place and sway, - [To NESTOR] And, thou most reverend, for thy stretch'd-out life, - I give to both your speeches- which were such - As Agamemnon and the hand of Greece - Should hold up high in brass; and such again - As venerable Nestor, hatch'd in silver, - Should with a bond of air, strong as the axle-tree - On which heaven rides, knit all the Greekish ears - To his experienc'd tongue-yet let it please both, - Thou great, and wise, to hear Ulysses speak. - AGAMEMNON. Speak, Prince of Ithaca; and be't of less expect - That matter needless, of importless burden, - Divide thy lips than we are confident, - When rank Thersites opes his mastic jaws, - We shall hear music, wit, and oracle. - ULYSSES. Troy, yet upon his basis, had been down, - And the great Hector's sword had lack'd a master, - But for these instances: - The specialty of rule hath been neglected; - And look how many Grecian tents do stand - Hollow upon this plain, so many hollow factions. - When that the general is not like the hive, - To whom the foragers shall all repair, - What honey is expected? Degree being vizarded, - Th' unworthiest shows as fairly in the mask. - The heavens themselves, the planets, and this centre, - Observe degree, priority, and place, - Insisture, course, proportion, season, form, - Office, and custom, in all line of order; - And therefore is the glorious planet Sol - In noble eminence enthron'd and spher'd - Amidst the other, whose med'cinable eye - Corrects the ill aspects of planets evil, - And posts, like the commandment of a king, - Sans check, to good and bad. But when the planets - In evil mixture to disorder wander, - What plagues and what portents, what mutiny, - What raging of the sea, shaking of earth, - Commotion in the winds! Frights, changes, horrors, - Divert and crack, rend and deracinate, - The unity and married calm of states - Quite from their fixture! O, when degree is shak'd, - Which is the ladder of all high designs, - The enterprise is sick! How could communities, - Degrees in schools, and brotherhoods in cities, - Peaceful commerce from dividable shores, - The primogenity and due of birth, - Prerogative of age, crowns, sceptres, laurels, - But by degree, stand in authentic place? - Take but degree away, untune that string, - And hark what discord follows! Each thing melts - In mere oppugnancy: the bounded waters - Should lift their bosoms higher than the shores, - And make a sop of all this solid globe; - Strength should be lord of imbecility, - And the rude son should strike his father dead; - Force should be right; or, rather, right and wrong- - Between whose endless jar justice resides- - Should lose their names, and so should justice too. - Then everything includes itself in power, - Power into will, will into appetite; - And appetite, an universal wolf, - So doubly seconded with will and power, - Must make perforce an universal prey, - And last eat up himself. Great Agamemnon, - This chaos, when degree is suffocate, - Follows the choking. - And this neglection of degree it is - That by a pace goes backward, with a purpose - It hath to climb. The general's disdain'd - By him one step below, he by the next, - That next by him beneath; so ever step, - Exampl'd by the first pace that is sick - Of his superior, grows to an envious fever - Of pale and bloodless emulation. - And 'tis this fever that keeps Troy on foot, - Not her own sinews. To end a tale of length, - Troy in our weakness stands, not in her strength. - NESTOR. Most wisely hath Ulysses here discover'd - The fever whereof all our power is sick. - AGAMEMNON. The nature of the sickness found, Ulysses, - What is the remedy? - ULYSSES. The great Achilles, whom opinion crowns - The sinew and the forehand of our host, - Having his ear full of his airy fame, - Grows dainty of his worth, and in his tent - Lies mocking our designs; with him Patroclus - Upon a lazy bed the livelong day - Breaks scurril jests; - And with ridiculous and awkward action- - Which, slanderer, he imitation calls- - He pageants us. Sometime, great Agamemnon, - Thy topless deputation he puts on; - And like a strutting player whose conceit - Lies in his hamstring, and doth think it rich - To hear the wooden dialogue and sound - 'Twixt his stretch'd footing and the scaffoldage- - Such to-be-pitied and o'er-wrested seeming - He acts thy greatness in; and when he speaks - 'Tis like a chime a-mending; with terms unsquar'd, - Which, from the tongue of roaring Typhon dropp'd, - Would seem hyperboles. At this fusty stuff - The large Achilles, on his press'd bed lolling, - From his deep chest laughs out a loud applause; - Cries 'Excellent! 'tis Agamemnon just. - Now play me Nestor; hem, and stroke thy beard, - As he being drest to some oration.' - That's done-as near as the extremest ends - Of parallels, as like Vulcan and his wife; - Yet god Achilles still cries 'Excellent! - 'Tis Nestor right. Now play him me, Patroclus, - Arming to answer in a night alarm.' - And then, forsooth, the faint defects of age - Must be the scene of mirth: to cough and spit - And, with a palsy-fumbling on his gorget, - Shake in and out the rivet. And at this sport - Sir Valour dies; cries 'O, enough, Patroclus; - Or give me ribs of steel! I shall split all - In pleasure of my spleen.' And in this fashion - All our abilities, gifts, natures, shapes, - Severals and generals of grace exact, - Achievements, plots, orders, preventions, - Excitements to the field or speech for truce, - Success or loss, what is or is not, serves - As stuff for these two to make paradoxes. - NESTOR. And in the imitation of these twain- - Who, as Ulysses says, opinion crowns - With an imperial voice-many are infect. - Ajax is grown self-will'd and bears his head - In such a rein, in full as proud a place - As broad Achilles; keeps his tent like him; - Makes factious feasts; rails on our state of war - Bold as an oracle, and sets Thersites, - A slave whose gall coins slanders like a mint, - To match us in comparisons with dirt, - To weaken and discredit our exposure, - How rank soever rounded in with danger. - ULYSSES. They tax our policy and call it cowardice, - Count wisdom as no member of the war, - Forestall prescience, and esteem no act - But that of hand. The still and mental parts - That do contrive how many hands shall strike - When fitness calls them on, and know, by measure - Of their observant toil, the enemies' weight- - Why, this hath not a finger's dignity: - They call this bed-work, mapp'ry, closet-war; - So that the ram that batters down the wall, - For the great swinge and rudeness of his poise, - They place before his hand that made the engine, - Or those that with the fineness of their souls - By reason guide his execution. - NESTOR. Let this be granted, and Achilles' horse - Makes many Thetis' sons. [Tucket] - AGAMEMNON. What trumpet? Look, Menelaus. - MENELAUS. From Troy. - - Enter AENEAS - - AGAMEMNON. What would you fore our tent? - AENEAS. Is this great Agamemnon's tent, I pray you? - AGAMEMNON. Even this. - AENEAS. May one that is a herald and a prince - Do a fair message to his kingly eyes? - AGAMEMNON. With surety stronger than Achilles' an - Fore all the Greekish heads, which with one voice - Call Agamemnon head and general. - AENEAS. Fair leave and large security. How may - A stranger to those most imperial looks - Know them from eyes of other mortals? - AGAMEMNON. How? - AENEAS. Ay; - I ask, that I might waken reverence, - And bid the cheek be ready with a blush - Modest as Morning when she coldly eyes - The youthful Phoebus. - Which is that god in office, guiding men? - Which is the high and mighty Agamemnon? - AGAMEMNON. This Troyan scorns us, or the men of Troy - Are ceremonious courtiers. - AENEAS. Courtiers as free, as debonair, unarm'd, - As bending angels; that's their fame in peace. - But when they would seem soldiers, they have galls, - Good arms, strong joints, true swords; and, Jove's accord, - Nothing so full of heart. But peace, Aeneas, - Peace, Troyan; lay thy finger on thy lips. - The worthiness of praise distains his worth, - If that the prais'd himself bring the praise forth; - But what the repining enemy commends, - That breath fame blows; that praise, sole pure, transcends. - AGAMEMNON. Sir, you of Troy, call you yourself Aeneas? - AENEAS. Ay, Greek, that is my name. - AGAMEMNON. What's your affair, I pray you? - AENEAS. Sir, pardon; 'tis for Agamemnon's ears. - AGAMEMNON. He hears nought privately that comes from Troy. - AENEAS. Nor I from Troy come not to whisper with him; - I bring a trumpet to awake his ear, - To set his sense on the attentive bent, - And then to speak. - AGAMEMNON. Speak frankly as the wind; - It is not Agamemnon's sleeping hour. - That thou shalt know, Troyan, he is awake, - He tells thee so himself. - AENEAS. Trumpet, blow loud, - Send thy brass voice through all these lazy tents; - And every Greek of mettle, let him know - What Troy means fairly shall be spoke aloud. - [Sound trumpet] - We have, great Agamemnon, here in Troy - A prince called Hector-Priam is his father- - Who in this dull and long-continued truce - Is resty grown; he bade me take a trumpet - And to this purpose speak: Kings, princes, lords! - If there be one among the fair'st of Greece - That holds his honour higher than his ease, - That seeks his praise more than he fears his peril, - That knows his valour and knows not his fear, - That loves his mistress more than in confession - With truant vows to her own lips he loves, - And dare avow her beauty and her worth - In other arms than hers-to him this challenge. - Hector, in view of Troyans and of Greeks, - Shall make it good or do his best to do it: - He hath a lady wiser, fairer, truer, - Than ever Greek did couple in his arms; - And will to-morrow with his trumpet call - Mid-way between your tents and walls of Troy - To rouse a Grecian that is true in love. - If any come, Hector shall honour him; - If none, he'll say in Troy, when he retires, - The Grecian dames are sunburnt and not worth - The splinter of a lance. Even so much. - AGAMEMNON. This shall be told our lovers, Lord Aeneas. - If none of them have soul in such a kind, - We left them all at home. But we are soldiers; - And may that soldier a mere recreant prove - That means not, hath not, or is not in love. - If then one is, or hath, or means to be, - That one meets Hector; if none else, I am he. - NESTOR. Tell him of Nestor, one that was a man - When Hector's grandsire suck'd. He is old now; - But if there be not in our Grecian mould - One noble man that hath one spark of fire - To answer for his love, tell him from me - I'll hide my silver beard in a gold beaver, - And in my vantbrace put this wither'd brawn, - And, meeting him, will tell him that my lady - Was fairer than his grandame, and as chaste - As may be in the world. His youth in flood, - I'll prove this truth with my three drops of blood. - AENEAS. Now heavens forfend such scarcity of youth! - ULYSSES. Amen. - AGAMEMNON. Fair Lord Aeneas, let me touch your hand; - To our pavilion shall I lead you, first. - Achilles shall have word of this intent; - So shall each lord of Greece, from tent to tent. - Yourself shall feast with us before you go, - And find the welcome of a noble foe. - Exeunt all but ULYSSES and NESTOR - ULYSSES. Nestor! - NESTOR. What says Ulysses? - ULYSSES. I have a young conception in my brain; - Be you my time to bring it to some shape. - NESTOR. What is't? - ULYSSES. This 'tis: - Blunt wedges rive hard knots. The seeded pride - That hath to this maturity blown up - In rank Achilles must or now be cropp'd - Or, shedding, breed a nursery of like evil - To overbulk us all. - NESTOR. Well, and how? - ULYSSES. This challenge that the gallant Hector sends, - However it is spread in general name, - Relates in purpose only to Achilles. - NESTOR. True. The purpose is perspicuous even as substance - Whose grossness little characters sum up; - And, in the publication, make no strain - But that Achilles, were his brain as barren - As banks of Libya-though, Apollo knows, - 'Tis dry enough-will with great speed of judgment, - Ay, with celerity, find Hector's purpose - Pointing on him. - ULYSSES. And wake him to the answer, think you? - NESTOR. Why, 'tis most meet. Who may you else oppose - That can from Hector bring those honours off, - If not Achilles? Though 't be a sportful combat, - Yet in this trial much opinion dwells; - For here the Troyans taste our dear'st repute - With their fin'st palate; and trust to me, Ulysses, - Our imputation shall be oddly pois'd - In this vile action; for the success, - Although particular, shall give a scantling - Of good or bad unto the general; - And in such indexes, although small pricks - To their subsequent volumes, there is seen - The baby figure of the giant mas - Of things to come at large. It is suppos'd - He that meets Hector issues from our choice; - And choice, being mutual act of all our souls, - Makes merit her election, and doth boil, - As 'twere from forth us all, a man distill'd - Out of our virtues; who miscarrying, - What heart receives from hence a conquering part, - To steel a strong opinion to themselves? - Which entertain'd, limbs are his instruments, - In no less working than are swords and bows - Directive by the limbs. - ULYSSES. Give pardon to my speech. - Therefore 'tis meet Achilles meet not Hector. - Let us, like merchants, show our foulest wares - And think perchance they'll sell; if not, the lustre - Of the better yet to show shall show the better, - By showing the worst first. Do not consent - That ever Hector and Achilles meet; - For both our honour and our shame in this - Are dogg'd with two strange followers. - NESTOR. I see them not with my old eyes. What are they? - ULYSSES. What glory our Achilles shares from Hector, - Were he not proud, we all should wear with him; - But he already is too insolent; - And it were better parch in Afric sun - Than in the pride and salt scorn of his eyes, - Should he scape Hector fair. If he were foil'd, - Why, then we do our main opinion crush - In taint of our best man. No, make a lott'ry; - And, by device, let blockish Ajax draw - The sort to fight with Hector. Among ourselves - Give him allowance for the better man; - For that will physic the great Myrmidon, - Who broils in loud applause, and make him fall - His crest, that prouder than blue Iris bends. - If the dull brainless Ajax come safe off, - We'll dress him up in voices; if he fail, - Yet go we under our opinion still - That we have better men. But, hit or miss, - Our project's life this shape of sense assumes- - Ajax employ'd plucks down Achilles' plumes. - NESTOR. Now, Ulysses, I begin to relish thy advice; - And I will give a taste thereof forthwith - To Agamemnon. Go we to him straight. - Two curs shall tame each other: pride alone - Must tarre the mastiffs on, as 'twere their bone. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE 1. -The Grecian camp - -Enter Ajax and THERSITES - - AJAX. Thersites! - THERSITES. Agamemnon-how if he had boils full, an over, generally? - AJAX. Thersites! - THERSITES. And those boils did run-say so. Did not the general run - then? Were not that a botchy core? - AJAX. Dog! - THERSITES. Then there would come some matter from him; - I see none now. - AJAX. Thou bitch-wolf's son, canst thou not hear? Feel, then. - [Strikes him] - THERSITES. The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted - lord! - AJAX. Speak, then, thou whinid'st leaven, speak. I will beat thee - into handsomeness. - THERSITES. I shall sooner rail thee into wit and holiness; but I - think thy horse will sooner con an oration than thou learn a - prayer without book. Thou canst strike, canst thou? A red murrain - o' thy jade's tricks! - AJAX. Toadstool, learn me the proclamation. - THERSITES. Dost thou think I have no sense, thou strikest me thus? - AJAX. The proclamation! - THERSITES. Thou art proclaim'd, a fool, I think. - AJAX. Do not, porpentine, do not; my fingers itch. - THERSITES. I would thou didst itch from head to foot and I had the - scratching of thee; I would make thee the loathsomest scab in - Greece. When thou art forth in the incursions, thou strikest as - slow as another. - AJAX. I say, the proclamation. - THERSITES. Thou grumblest and railest every hour on Achilles; and - thou art as full of envy at his greatness as Cerberus is at - Proserpina's beauty-ay, that thou bark'st at him. - AJAX. Mistress Thersites! - THERSITES. Thou shouldst strike him. - AJAX. Cobloaf! - THERSITES. He would pun thee into shivers with his fist, as a - sailor breaks a biscuit. - AJAX. You whoreson cur! [Strikes him] - THERSITES. Do, do. - AJAX. Thou stool for a witch! - THERSITES. Ay, do, do; thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more - brain than I have in mine elbows; an assinico may tutor thee. You - scurvy valiant ass! Thou art here but to thrash Troyans, and thou - art bought and sold among those of any wit like a barbarian - slave. If thou use to beat me, I will begin at thy heel and tell - what thou art by inches, thou thing of no bowels, thou! - AJAX. You dog! - THERSITES. You scurvy lord! - AJAX. You cur! [Strikes him] - THERSITES. Mars his idiot! Do, rudeness; do, camel; do, do. - - Enter ACHILLES and PATROCLUS - - ACHILLES. Why, how now, Ajax! Wherefore do you thus? - How now, Thersites! What's the matter, man? - THERSITES. You see him there, do you? - ACHILLES. Ay; what's the matter? - THERSITES. Nay, look upon him. - ACHILLES. So I do. What's the matter? - THERSITES. Nay, but regard him well. - ACHILLES. Well! why, so I do. - THERSITES. But yet you look not well upon him; for who some ever - you take him to be, he is Ajax. - ACHILLES. I know that, fool. - THERSITES. Ay, but that fool knows not himself. - AJAX. Therefore I beat thee. - THERSITES. Lo, lo, lo, lo, what modicums of wit he utters! His - evasions have ears thus long. I have bobb'd his brain more than - he has beat my bones. I will buy nine sparrows for a penny, and - his pia mater is not worth the ninth part of a sparrow. This - lord, Achilles, Ajax-who wears his wit in his belly and his guts - in his head-I'll tell you what I say of him. - ACHILLES. What? - THERSITES. I say this Ajax- [AJAX offers to strike him] - ACHILLES. Nay, good Ajax. - THERSITES. Has not so much wit- - ACHILLES. Nay, I must hold you. - THERSITES. As will stop the eye of Helen's needle, for whom he - comes to fight. - ACHILLES. Peace, fool. - THERSITES. I would have peace and quietness, but the fool will not- - he there; that he; look you there. - AJAX. O thou damned cur! I shall- - ACHILLES. Will you set your wit to a fool's? - THERSITES. No, I warrant you, the fool's will shame it. - PATROCLUS. Good words, Thersites. - ACHILLES. What's the quarrel? - AJAX. I bade the vile owl go learn me the tenour of the - proclamation, and he rails upon me. - THERSITES. I serve thee not. - AJAX. Well, go to, go to. - THERSITES. I serve here voluntary. - ACHILLES. Your last service was suff'rance; 'twas not voluntary. No - man is beaten voluntary. Ajax was here the voluntary, and you as - under an impress. - THERSITES. E'en so; a great deal of your wit too lies in your - sinews, or else there be liars. Hector shall have a great catch - an he knock out either of your brains: 'a were as good crack a - fusty nut with no kernel. - ACHILLES. What, with me too, Thersites? - THERSITES. There's Ulysses and old Nestor-whose wit was mouldy ere - your grandsires had nails on their toes-yoke you like draught - oxen, and make you plough up the wars. - ACHILLES. What, what? - THERSITES. Yes, good sooth. To Achilles, to Ajax, to- - AJAX. I shall cut out your tongue. - THERSITES. 'Tis no matter; I shall speak as much as thou - afterwards. - PATROCLUS. No more words, Thersites; peace! - THERSITES. I will hold my peace when Achilles' brach bids me, shall - I? - ACHILLES. There's for you, Patroclus. - THERSITES. I will see you hang'd like clotpoles ere I come any more - to your tents. I will keep where there is wit stirring, and leave - the faction of fools. Exit - PATROCLUS. A good riddance. - ACHILLES. Marry, this, sir, is proclaim'd through all our host, - That Hector, by the fifth hour of the sun, - Will with a trumpet 'twixt our tents and Troy, - To-morrow morning, call some knight to arms - That hath a stomach; and such a one that dare - Maintain I know not what; 'tis trash. Farewell. - AJAX. Farewell. Who shall answer him? - ACHILLES. I know not; 'tis put to lott'ry. Otherwise. He knew his - man. - AJAX. O, meaning you! I will go learn more of it. Exeunt - - - - -ACT II. SCENE 2. -Troy. PRIAM'S palace - -Enter PRIAM, HECTOR, TROILUS, PARIS, and HELENUS - - PRIAM. After so many hours, lives, speeches, spent, - Thus once again says Nestor from the Greeks: - 'Deliver Helen, and all damage else- - As honour, loss of time, travail, expense, - Wounds, friends, and what else dear that is consum'd - In hot digestion of this cormorant war- - Shall be struck off.' Hector, what say you to't? - HECTOR. Though no man lesser fears the Greeks than I, - As far as toucheth my particular, - Yet, dread Priam, - There is no lady of more softer bowels, - More spongy to suck in the sense of fear, - More ready to cry out 'Who knows what follows?' - Than Hector is. The wound of peace is surety, - Surety secure; but modest doubt is call'd - The beacon of the wise, the tent that searches - To th' bottom of the worst. Let Helen go. - Since the first sword was drawn about this question, - Every tithe soul 'mongst many thousand dismes - Hath been as dear as Helen-I mean, of ours. - If we have lost so many tenths of ours - To guard a thing not ours, nor worth to us, - Had it our name, the value of one ten, - What merit's in that reason which denies - The yielding of her up? - TROILUS. Fie, fie, my brother! - Weigh you the worth and honour of a king, - So great as our dread father's, in a scale - Of common ounces? Will you with counters sum - The past-proportion of his infinite, - And buckle in a waist most fathomless - With spans and inches so diminutive - As fears and reasons? Fie, for godly shame! - HELENUS. No marvel though you bite so sharp at reasons, - You are so empty of them. Should not our father - Bear the great sway of his affairs with reasons, - Because your speech hath none that tells him so? - TROILUS. You are for dreams and slumbers, brother priest; - You fur your gloves with reason. Here are your reasons: - You know an enemy intends you harm; - You know a sword employ'd is perilous, - And reason flies the object of all harm. - Who marvels, then, when Helenus beholds - A Grecian and his sword, if he do set - The very wings of reason to his heels - And fly like chidden Mercury from Jove, - Or like a star disorb'd? Nay, if we talk of reason, - Let's shut our gates and sleep. Manhood and honour - Should have hare hearts, would they but fat their thoughts - With this cramm'd reason. Reason and respect - Make livers pale and lustihood deject. - HECTOR. Brother, she is not worth what she doth, cost - The keeping. - TROILUS. What's aught but as 'tis valued? - HECTOR. But value dwells not in particular will: - It holds his estimate and dignity - As well wherein 'tis precious of itself - As in the prizer. 'Tis mad idolatry - To make the service greater than the god-I - And the will dotes that is attributive - To what infectiously itself affects, - Without some image of th' affected merit. - TROILUS. I take to-day a wife, and my election - Is led on in the conduct of my will; - My will enkindled by mine eyes and ears, - Two traded pilots 'twixt the dangerous shores - Of will and judgment: how may I avoid, - Although my will distaste what it elected, - The wife I chose? There can be no evasion - To blench from this and to stand firm by honour. - We turn not back the silks upon the merchant - When we have soil'd them; nor the remainder viands - We do not throw in unrespective sieve, - Because we now are full. It was thought meet - Paris should do some vengeance on the Greeks; - Your breath with full consent benied his sails; - The seas and winds, old wranglers, took a truce, - And did him service. He touch'd the ports desir'd; - And for an old aunt whom the Greeks held captive - He brought a Grecian queen, whose youth and freshness - Wrinkles Apollo's, and makes stale the morning. - Why keep we her? The Grecians keep our aunt. - Is she worth keeping? Why, she is a pearl - Whose price hath launch'd above a thousand ships, - And turn'd crown'd kings to merchants. - If you'll avouch 'twas wisdom Paris went- - As you must needs, for you all cried 'Go, go'- - If you'll confess he brought home worthy prize- - As you must needs, for you all clapp'd your hands, - And cried 'Inestimable!' -why do you now - The issue of your proper wisdoms rate, - And do a deed that never fortune did- - Beggar the estimation which you priz'd - Richer than sea and land? O theft most base, - That we have stol'n what we do fear to keep! - But thieves unworthy of a thing so stol'n - That in their country did them that disgrace - We fear to warrant in our native place! - CASSANDRA. [Within] Cry, Troyans, cry. - PRIAM. What noise, what shriek is this? - TROILUS. 'Tis our mad sister; I do know her voice. - CASSANDRA. [Within] Cry, Troyans. - HECTOR. It is Cassandra. - - Enter CASSANDRA, raving - - CASSANDRA. Cry, Troyans, cry. Lend me ten thousand eyes, - And I will fill them with prophetic tears. - HECTOR. Peace, sister, peace. - CASSANDRA. Virgins and boys, mid-age and wrinkled eld, - Soft infancy, that nothing canst but cry, - Add to my clamours. Let us pay betimes - A moiety of that mass of moan to come. - Cry, Troyans, cry. Practise your eyes with tears. - Troy must not be, nor goodly Ilion stand; - Our firebrand brother, Paris, burns us all. - Cry, Troyans, cry, A Helen and a woe! - Cry, cry. Troy burns, or else let Helen go. Exit - HECTOR. Now, youthful Troilus, do not these high strains - Of divination in our sister work - Some touches of remorse, or is your blood - So madly hot that no discourse of reason, - Nor fear of bad success in a bad cause, - Can qualify the same? - TROILUS. Why, brother Hector, - We may not think the justness of each act - Such and no other than event doth form it; - Nor once deject the courage of our minds - Because Cassandra's mad. Her brain-sick raptures - Cannot distaste the goodness of a quarrel - Which hath our several honours all engag'd - To make it gracious. For my private part, - I am no more touch'd than all Priam's sons; - And Jove forbid there should be done amongst us - Such things as might offend the weakest spleen - To fight for and maintain. - PARIS. Else might the world convince of levity - As well my undertakings as your counsels; - But I attest the gods, your full consent - Gave wings to my propension, and cut of - All fears attending on so dire a project. - For what, alas, can these my single arms? - What propugnation is in one man's valour - To stand the push and enmity of those - This quarrel would excite? Yet, I protest, - Were I alone to pass the difficulties, - And had as ample power as I have will, - Paris should ne'er retract what he hath done - Nor faint in the pursuit. - PRIAM. Paris, you speak - Like one besotted on your sweet delights. - You have the honey still, but these the gall; - So to be valiant is no praise at all. - PARIS. Sir, I propose not merely to myself - The pleasures such a beauty brings with it; - But I would have the soil of her fair rape - Wip'd off in honourable keeping her. - What treason were it to the ransack'd queen, - Disgrace to your great worths, and shame to me, - Now to deliver her possession up - On terms of base compulsion! Can it be - That so degenerate a strain as this - Should once set footing in your generous bosoms? - There's not the meanest spirit on our party - Without a heart to dare or sword to draw - When Helen is defended; nor none so noble - Whose life were ill bestow'd or death unfam'd - Where Helen is the subject. Then, I say, - Well may we fight for her whom we know well - The world's large spaces cannot parallel. - HECTOR. Paris and Troilus, you have both said well; - And on the cause and question now in hand - Have gloz'd, but superficially; not much - Unlike young men, whom Aristode thought - Unfit to hear moral philosophy. - The reasons you allege do more conduce - To the hot passion of distemp'red blood - Than to make up a free determination - 'Twixt right and wrong; for pleasure and revenge - Have ears more deaf than adders to the voice - Of any true decision. Nature craves - All dues be rend'red to their owners. Now, - What nearer debt in all humanity - Than wife is to the husband? If this law - Of nature be corrupted through affection; - And that great minds, of partial indulgence - To their benumbed wills, resist the same; - There is a law in each well-order'd nation - To curb those raging appetites that are - Most disobedient and refractory. - If Helen, then, be wife to Sparta's king- - As it is known she is-these moral laws - Of nature and of nations speak aloud - To have her back return'd. Thus to persist - In doing wrong extenuates not wrong, - But makes it much more heavy. Hector's opinion - Is this, in way of truth. Yet, ne'er the less, - My spritely brethren, I propend to you - In resolution to keep Helen still; - For 'tis a cause that hath no mean dependence - Upon our joint and several dignities. - TROILUS. Why, there you touch'd the life of our design. - Were it not glory that we more affected - Than the performance of our heaving spleens, - I would not wish a drop of Troyan blood - Spent more in her defence. But, worthy Hector, - She is a theme of honour and renown, - A spur to valiant and magnanimous deeds, - Whose present courage may beat down our foes, - And fame in time to come canonize us; - For I presume brave Hector would not lose - So rich advantage of a promis'd glory - As smiles upon the forehead of this action - For the wide world's revenue. - HECTOR. I am yours, - You valiant offspring of great Priamus. - I have a roisting challenge sent amongst - The dull and factious nobles of the Greeks - Will strike amazement to their drowsy spirits. - I was advertis'd their great general slept, - Whilst emulation in the army crept. - This, I presume, will wake him. Exeunt - - - - -ACT II. SCENE 3. -The Grecian camp. Before the tent of ACHILLES - -Enter THERSITES, solus - - THERSITES. How now, Thersites! What, lost in the labyrinth of thy - fury? Shall the elephant Ajax carry it thus? He beats me, and I - rail at him. O worthy satisfaction! Would it were otherwise: that - I could beat him, whilst he rail'd at me! 'Sfoot, I'll learn to - conjure and raise devils, but I'll see some issue of my spiteful - execrations. Then there's Achilles, a rare engineer! If Troy be - not taken till these two undermine it, the walls will stand till - they fall of themselves. O thou great thunder-darter of Olympus, - forget that thou art Jove, the king of gods, and, Mercury, lose - all the serpentine craft of thy caduceus, if ye take not that - little little less-than-little wit from them that they have! - which short-arm'd ignorance itself knows is so abundant scarce, - it will not in circumvention deliver a fly from a spider without - drawing their massy irons and cutting the web. After this, the - vengeance on the whole camp! or, rather, the Neapolitan - bone-ache! for that, methinks, is the curse depending on those - that war for a placket. I have said my prayers; and devil Envy - say 'Amen.' What ho! my Lord Achilles! - - Enter PATROCLUS - - PATROCLUS. Who's there? Thersites! Good Thersites, come in and - rail. - THERSITES. If I could 'a rememb'red a gilt counterfeit, thou - wouldst not have slipp'd out of my contemplation; but it is no - matter; thyself upon thyself! The common curse of mankind, folly - and ignorance, be thine in great revenue! Heaven bless thee from - a tutor, and discipline come not near thee! Let thy blood be thy - direction till thy death. Then if she that lays thee out says - thou art a fair corse, I'll be sworn and sworn upon't she never - shrouded any but lazars. Amen. Where's Achilles? - PATROCLUS. What, art thou devout? Wast thou in prayer? - THERSITES. Ay, the heavens hear me! - PATROCLUS. Amen. - - Enter ACHILLES - - ACHILLES. Who's there? - PATROCLUS. Thersites, my lord. - ACHILLES. Where, where? O, where? Art thou come? Why, my cheese, my - digestion, why hast thou not served thyself in to my table so - many meals? Come, what's Agamemnon? - THERSITES. Thy commander, Achilles. Then tell me, Patroclus, what's - Achilles? - PATROCLUS. Thy lord, Thersites. Then tell me, I pray thee, what's - Thersites? - THERSITES. Thy knower, Patroclus. Then tell me, Patroclus, what art - thou? - PATROCLUS. Thou must tell that knowest. - ACHILLES. O, tell, tell, - THERSITES. I'll decline the whole question. Agamemnon commands - Achilles; Achilles is my lord; I am Patroclus' knower; and - Patroclus is a fool. - PATROCLUS. You rascal! - THERSITES. Peace, fool! I have not done. - ACHILLES. He is a privileg'd man. Proceed, Thersites. - THERSITES. Agamemnon is a fool; Achilles is a fool; Thersites is a - fool; and, as aforesaid, Patroclus is a fool. - ACHILLES. Derive this; come. - THERSITES. Agamemnon is a fool to offer to command Achilles; - Achilles is a fool to be commanded of Agamemnon; Thersites is a - fool to serve such a fool; and this Patroclus is a fool positive. - PATROCLUS. Why am I a fool? - THERSITES. Make that demand of the Creator. It suffices me thou - art. Look you, who comes here? - ACHILLES. Come, Patroclus, I'll speak with nobody. Come in with me, - Thersites. Exit - THERSITES. Here is such patchery, such juggling, and such knavery. - All the argument is a whore and a cuckold-a good quarrel to draw - emulous factions and bleed to death upon. Now the dry serpigo on - the subject, and war and lechery confound all! Exit - - Enter AGAMEMNON, ULYSSES, NESTOR, DIOMEDES, - AJAX, and CALCHAS - - AGAMEMNON. Where is Achilles? - PATROCLUS. Within his tent; but ill-dispos'd, my lord. - AGAMEMNON. Let it be known to him that we are here. - He shent our messengers; and we lay by - Our appertainings, visiting of him. - Let him be told so; lest, perchance, he think - We dare not move the question of our place - Or know not what we are. - PATROCLUS. I shall say so to him. Exit - ULYSSES. We saw him at the opening of his tent. - He is not sick. - AJAX. Yes, lion-sick, sick of proud heart. You may call it - melancholy, if you will favour the man; but, by my head, 'tis - pride. But why, why? Let him show us a cause. A word, my lord. - [Takes AGAMEMNON aside] - NESTOR. What moves Ajax thus to bay at him? - ULYSSES. Achilles hath inveigled his fool from him. - NESTOR.Who, Thersites? - ULYSSES. He. - NESTOR. Then will Ajax lack matter, if he have lost his argument - ULYSSES. No; you see he is his argument that has his argument- - Achilles. - NESTOR. All the better; their fraction is more our wish than their - faction. But it was a strong composure a fool could disunite! - ULYSSES. The amity that wisdom knits not, folly may easily untie. - - Re-enter PATROCLUS - - Here comes Patroclus. - NESTOR. No Achilles with him. - ULYSSES. The elephant hath joints, but none for courtesy; his legs - are legs for necessity, not for flexure. - PATROCLUS. Achilles bids me say he is much sorry - If any thing more than your sport and pleasure - Did move your greatness and this noble state - To call upon him; he hopes it is no other - But for your health and your digestion sake, - An after-dinner's breath. - AGAMEMNON. Hear you, Patroclus. - We are too well acquainted with these answers; - But his evasion, wing'd thus swift with scorn, - Cannot outfly our apprehensions. - Much attribute he hath, and much the reason - Why we ascribe it to him. Yet all his virtues, - Not virtuously on his own part beheld, - Do in our eyes begin to lose their gloss; - Yea, like fair fruit in an unwholesome dish, - Are like to rot untasted. Go and tell him - We come to speak with him; and you shall not sin - If you do say we think him over-proud - And under-honest, in self-assumption greater - Than in the note of judgment; and worthier than himself - Here tend the savage strangeness he puts on, - Disguise the holy strength of their command, - And underwrite in an observing kind - His humorous predominance; yea, watch - His pettish lunes, his ebbs, his flows, as if - The passage and whole carriage of this action - Rode on his tide. Go tell him this, and ad - That if he overhold his price so much - We'll none of him, but let him, like an engine - Not portable, lie under this report: - Bring action hither; this cannot go to war. - A stirring dwarf we do allowance give - Before a sleeping giant. Tell him so. - PATROCLUS. I shall, and bring his answer presently. Exit - AGAMEMNON. In second voice we'll not be satisfied; - We come to speak with him. Ulysses, enter you. - Exit ULYSSES - AJAX. What is he more than another? - AGAMEMNON. No more than what he thinks he is. - AJAX. Is he so much? Do you not think he thinks himself a better - man than I am? - AGAMEMNON. No question. - AJAX. Will you subscribe his thought and say he is? - AGAMEMNON. No, noble Ajax; you are as strong, as valiant, as wise, - no less noble, much more gentle, and altogether more tractable. - AJAX. Why should a man be proud? How doth pride grow? I know not - what pride is. - AGAMEMNON. Your mind is the clearer, Ajax, and your virtues the - fairer. He that is proud eats up himself. Pride is his own glass, - his own trumpet, his own chronicle; and whatever praises itself - but in the deed devours the deed in the praise. - - Re-enter ULYSSES - - AJAX. I do hate a proud man as I do hate the engend'ring of toads. - NESTOR. [Aside] And yet he loves himself: is't not strange? - ULYSSES. Achilles will not to the field to-morrow. - AGAMEMNON. What's his excuse? - ULYSSES. He doth rely on none; - But carries on the stream of his dispose, - Without observance or respect of any, - In will peculiar and in self-admission. - AGAMEMNON. Why will he not, upon our fair request, - Untent his person and share the air with us? - ULYSSES. Things small as nothing, for request's sake only, - He makes important; possess'd he is with greatness, - And speaks not to himself but with a pride - That quarrels at self-breath. Imagin'd worth - Holds in his blood such swol'n and hot discourse - That 'twixt his mental and his active parts - Kingdom'd Achilles in commotion rages, - And batters down himself. What should I say? - He is so plaguy proud that the death tokens of it - Cry 'No recovery.' - AGAMEMNON. Let Ajax go to him. - Dear lord, go you and greet him in his tent. - 'Tis said he holds you well; and will be led - At your request a little from himself. - ULYSSES. O Agamemnon, let it not be so! - We'll consecrate the steps that Ajax makes - When they go from Achilles. Shall the proud lord - That bastes his arrogance with his own seam - And never suffers matter of the world - Enter his thoughts, save such as doth revolve - And ruminate himself-shall he be worshipp'd - Of that we hold an idol more than he? - No, this thrice-worthy and right valiant lord - Shall not so stale his palm, nobly acquir'd, - Nor, by my will, assubjugate his merit, - As amply titled as Achilles is, - By going to Achilles. - That were to enlard his fat-already pride, - And add more coals to Cancer when he burns - With entertaining great Hyperion. - This lord go to him! Jupiter forbid, - And say in thunder 'Achilles go to him.' - NESTOR. [Aside] O, this is well! He rubs the vein of him. - DIOMEDES. [Aside] And how his silence drinks up this applause! - AJAX. If I go to him, with my armed fist I'll pash him o'er the - face. - AGAMEMNON. O, no, you shall not go. - AJAX. An 'a be proud with me I'll pheeze his pride. - Let me go to him. - ULYSSES. Not for the worth that hangs upon our quarrel. - AJAX. A paltry, insolent fellow! - NESTOR. [Aside] How he describes himself! - AJAX. Can he not be sociable? - ULYSSES. [Aside] The raven chides blackness. - AJAX. I'll let his humours blood. - AGAMEMNON. [Aside] He will be the physician that should be the - patient. - AJAX. An all men were a my mind- - ULYSSES. [Aside] Wit would be out of fashion. - AJAX. 'A should not bear it so, 'a should eat's words first. - Shall pride carry it? - NESTOR. [Aside] An 'twould, you'd carry half. - ULYSSES. [Aside] 'A would have ten shares. - AJAX. I will knead him, I'll make him supple. - NESTOR. [Aside] He's not yet through warm. Force him with praises; - pour in, pour in; his ambition is dry. - ULYSSES. [To AGAMEMNON] My lord, you feed too much on this dislike. - NESTOR. Our noble general, do not do so. - DIOMEDES. You must prepare to fight without Achilles. - ULYSSES. Why 'tis this naming of him does him harm. - Here is a man-but 'tis before his face; - I will be silent. - NESTOR. Wherefore should you so? - He is not emulous, as Achilles is. - ULYSSES. Know the whole world, he is as valiant. - AJAX. A whoreson dog, that shall palter with us thus! - Would he were a Troyan! - NESTOR. What a vice were it in Ajax now- - ULYSSES. If he were proud. - DIOMEDES. Or covetous of praise. - ULYSSES. Ay, or surly borne. - DIOMEDES. Or strange, or self-affected. - ULYSSES. Thank the heavens, lord, thou art of sweet composure - Praise him that gat thee, she that gave thee suck; - Fam'd be thy tutor, and thy parts of nature - Thrice-fam'd beyond, beyond all erudition; - But he that disciplin'd thine arms to fight- - Let Mars divide eternity in twain - And give him half; and, for thy vigour, - Bull-bearing Milo his addition yield - To sinewy Ajax. I will not praise thy wisdom, - Which, like a bourn, a pale, a shore, confines - Thy spacious and dilated parts. Here's Nestor, - Instructed by the antiquary times- - He must, he is, he cannot but be wise; - But pardon, father Nestor, were your days - As green as Ajax' and your brain so temper'd, - You should not have the eminence of him, - But be as Ajax. - AJAX. Shall I call you father? - NESTOR. Ay, my good son. - DIOMEDES. Be rul'd by him, Lord Ajax. - ULYSSES. There is no tarrying here; the hart Achilles - Keeps thicket. Please it our great general - To call together all his state of war; - Fresh kings are come to Troy. To-morrow - We must with all our main of power stand fast; - And here's a lord-come knights from east to west - And cull their flower, Ajax shall cope the best. - AGAMEMNON. Go we to council. Let Achilles sleep. - Light boats sail swift, though greater hulks draw deep. - Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE 1. -Troy. PRIAM'S palace - -Music sounds within. Enter PANDARUS and a SERVANT - - PANDARUS. Friend, you-pray you, a word. Do you not follow the young - Lord Paris? - SERVANT. Ay, sir, when he goes before me. - PANDARUS. You depend upon him, I mean? - SERVANT. Sir, I do depend upon the lord. - PANDARUS. You depend upon a notable gentleman; I must needs praise - him. - SERVANT. The lord be praised! - PANDARUS. You know me, do you not? - SERVANT. Faith, sir, superficially. - PANDARUS. Friend, know me better: I am the Lord Pandarus. - SERVANT. I hope I shall know your honour better. - PANDARUS. I do desire it. - SERVANT. You are in the state of grace. - PANDARUS. Grace! Not so, friend; honour and lordship are my titles. - What music is this? - SERVANT. I do but partly know, sir; it is music in parts. - PANDARUS. Know you the musicians? - SERVANT. Wholly, sir. - PANDARUS. Who play they to? - SERVANT. To the hearers, sir. - PANDARUS. At whose pleasure, friend? - SERVANT. At mine, sir, and theirs that love music. - PANDARUS. Command, I mean, friend. - SERVANT. Who shall I command, sir? - PANDARUS. Friend, we understand not one another: I am to courtly, - and thou art too cunning. At whose request do these men play? - SERVANT. That's to't, indeed, sir. Marry, sir, at the request of - Paris my lord, who is there in person; with him the mortal Venus, - the heart-blood of beauty, love's invisible soul- - PANDARUS. Who, my cousin, Cressida? - SERVANT. No, sir, Helen. Could not you find out that by her - attributes? - PANDARUS. It should seem, fellow, that thou hast not seen the Lady - Cressida. I come to speak with Paris from the Prince Troilus; I - will make a complimental assault upon him, for my business - seethes. - SERVANT. Sodden business! There's a stew'd phrase indeed! - - Enter PARIS and HELEN, attended - - PANDARUS. Fair be to you, my lord, and to all this fair company! - Fair desires, in all fair measure, fairly guide them- especially - to you, fair queen! Fair thoughts be your fair pillow. - HELEN. Dear lord, you are full of fair words. - PANDARUS. You speak your fair pleasure, sweet queen. Fair prince, - here is good broken music. - PARIS. You have broke it, cousin; and by my life, you shall make it - whole again; you shall piece it out with a piece of your - performance. - HELEN. He is full of harmony. - PANDARUS. Truly, lady, no. - HELEN. O, sir- - PANDARUS. Rude, in sooth; in good sooth, very rude. - PARIS. Well said, my lord. Well, you say so in fits. - PANDARUS. I have business to my lord, dear queen. My lord, will you - vouchsafe me a word? - HELEN. Nay, this shall not hedge us out. We'll hear you sing, - certainly- - PANDARUS. Well sweet queen, you are pleasant with me. But, marry, - thus, my lord: my dear lord and most esteemed friend, your - brother Troilus- - HELEN. My Lord Pandarus, honey-sweet lord- - PANDARUS. Go to, sweet queen, go to-commends himself most - affectionately to you- - HELEN. You shall not bob us out of our melody. If you do, our - melancholy upon your head! - PANDARUS. Sweet queen, sweet queen; that's a sweet queen, i' faith. - HELEN. And to make a sweet lady sad is a sour offence. - PANDARUS. Nay, that shall not serve your turn; that shall it not, - in truth, la. Nay, I care not for such words; no, no. -And, my - lord, he desires you that, if the King call for him at supper, - you will make his excuse. - HELEN. My Lord Pandarus! - PANDARUS. What says my sweet queen, my very very sweet queen? - PARIS. What exploit's in hand? Where sups he to-night? - HELEN. Nay, but, my lord- - PANDARUS. What says my sweet queen?-My cousin will fall out with - you. - HELEN. You must not know where he sups. - PARIS. I'll lay my life, with my disposer Cressida. - PANDARUS. No, no, no such matter; you are wide. Come, your disposer - is sick. - PARIS. Well, I'll make's excuse. - PANDARUS. Ay, good my lord. Why should you say Cressida? - No, your poor disposer's sick. - PARIS. I spy. - PANDARUS. You spy! What do you spy?-Come, give me an instrument. - Now, sweet queen. - HELEN. Why, this is kindly done. - PANDARUS. My niece is horribly in love with a thing you have, sweet - queen. - HELEN. She shall have it, my lord, if it be not my Lord Paris. - PANDARUS. He! No, she'll none of him; they two are twain. - HELEN. Falling in, after falling out, may make them three. - PANDARUS. Come, come. I'll hear no more of this; I'll sing you a - song now. - HELEN. Ay, ay, prithee now. By my troth, sweet lord, thou hast a - fine forehead. - PANDARUS. Ay, you may, you may. - HELEN. Let thy song be love. This love will undo us all. O Cupid, - Cupid, Cupid! - PANDARUS. Love! Ay, that it shall, i' faith. - PARIS. Ay, good now, love, love, nothing but love. - PANDARUS. In good troth, it begins so. [Sings] - - Love, love, nothing but love, still love, still more! - For, oh, love's bow - Shoots buck and doe; - The shaft confounds - Not that it wounds, - But tickles still the sore. - These lovers cry, O ho, they die! - Yet that which seems the wound to kill - Doth turn O ho! to ha! ha! he! - So dying love lives still. - O ho! a while, but ha! ha! ha! - O ho! groans out for ha! ha! ha!-hey ho! - - HELEN. In love, i' faith, to the very tip of the nose. - PARIS. He eats nothing but doves, love; and that breeds hot blood, - and hot blood begets hot thoughts, and hot thoughts beget hot - deeds, and hot deeds is love. - PANDARUS. Is this the generation of love: hot blood, hot thoughts, - and hot deeds? Why, they are vipers. Is love a generation of - vipers? Sweet lord, who's a-field today? - PARIS. Hector, Deiphobus, Helenus, Antenor, and all the gallantry - of Troy. I would fain have arm'd to-day, but my Nell would not - have it so. How chance my brother Troilus went not? - HELEN. He hangs the lip at something. You know all, Lord Pandarus. - PANDARUS. Not I, honey-sweet queen. I long to hear how they spend - to-day. You'll remember your brother's excuse? - PARIS. To a hair. - PANDARUS. Farewell, sweet queen. - HELEN. Commend me to your niece. - PANDARUS. I will, sweet queen. Exit. Sound a retreat - PARIS. They're come from the field. Let us to Priam's hall - To greet the warriors. Sweet Helen, I must woo you - To help unarm our Hector. His stubborn buckles, - With these your white enchanting fingers touch'd, - Shall more obey than to the edge of steel - Or force of Greekish sinews; you shall do more - Than all the island kings-disarm great Hector. - HELEN. 'Twill make us proud to be his servant, Paris; - Yea, what he shall receive of us in duty - Gives us more palm in beauty than we have, - Yea, overshines ourself. - PARIS. Sweet, above thought I love thee. Exeunt - - - - -ACT III. SCENE 2. -Troy. PANDARUS' orchard - -Enter PANDARUS and TROILUS' BOY, meeting - - PANDARUS. How now! Where's thy master? At my cousin Cressida's? - BOY. No, sir; he stays for you to conduct him thither. - - Enter TROILUS - - PANDARUS. O, here he comes. How now, how now! - TROILUS. Sirrah, walk off. Exit Boy - PANDARUS. Have you seen my cousin? - TROILUS. No, Pandarus. I stalk about her door - Like a strange soul upon the Stygian banks - Staying for waftage. O, be thou my Charon, - And give me swift transportance to these fields - Where I may wallow in the lily beds - Propos'd for the deserver! O gentle Pandar, - From Cupid's shoulder pluck his painted wings, - And fly with me to Cressid! - PANDARUS. Walk here i' th' orchard, I'll bring her straight. - Exit - TROILUS. I am giddy; expectation whirls me round. - Th' imaginary relish is so sweet - That it enchants my sense; what will it be - When that the wat'ry palate tastes indeed - Love's thrice-repured nectar? Death, I fear me; - Swooning destruction; or some joy too fine, - Too subtle-potent, tun'd too sharp in sweetness, - For the capacity of my ruder powers. - I fear it much; and I do fear besides - That I shall lose distinction in my joys; - As doth a battle, when they charge on heaps - The enemy flying. - - Re-enter PANDARUS - - PANDARUS. She's making her ready, she'll come straight; you must be - witty now. She does so blush, and fetches her wind so short, as - if she were fray'd with a sprite. I'll fetch her. It is the - prettiest villain; she fetches her breath as short as a new-ta'en - sparrow. Exit - TROILUS. Even such a passion doth embrace my bosom. - My heart beats thicker than a feverous pulse, - And all my powers do their bestowing lose, - Like vassalage at unawares encount'ring - The eye of majesty. - - Re-enter PANDARUS With CRESSIDA - - PANDARUS. Come, come, what need you blush? Shame's a baby.-Here she - is now; swear the oaths now to her that you have sworn to me.- - What, are you gone again? You must be watch'd ere you be made - tame, must you? Come your ways, come your ways; an you draw - backward, we'll put you i' th' fills.-Why do you not speak to - her?-Come, draw this curtain and let's see your picture. - Alas the day, how loath you are to offend daylight! An 'twere - dark, you'd close sooner. So, so; rub on, and kiss the mistress - How now, a kiss in fee-farm! Build there, carpenter; the air is - sweet. Nay, you shall fight your hearts out ere I part you. The - falcon as the tercel, for all the ducks i' th' river. Go to, go - to. - TROILUS. You have bereft me of all words, lady. - PANDARUS. Words pay no debts, give her deeds; but she'll bereave - you o' th' deeds too, if she call your activity in question. - What, billing again? Here's 'In witness whereof the parties - interchangeably.' Come in, come in; I'll go get a fire. - Exit - CRESSIDA. Will you walk in, my lord? - TROILUS. O Cressid, how often have I wish'd me thus! - CRESSIDA. Wish'd, my lord! The gods grant-O my lord! - TROILUS. What should they grant? What makes this pretty abruption? - What too curious dreg espies my sweet lady in the fountain of our - love? - CRESSIDA. More dregs than water, if my fears have eyes. - TROILUS. Fears make devils of cherubims; they never see truly. - CRESSIDA. Blind fear, that seeing reason leads, finds safer footing - than blind reason stumbling without fear. To fear the worst oft - cures the worse. - TROILUS. O, let my lady apprehend no fear! In all Cupid's pageant - there is presented no monster. - CRESSIDA. Nor nothing monstrous neither? - TROILUS. Nothing, but our undertakings when we vow to weep seas, - live in fire, cat rocks, tame tigers; thinking it harder for our - mistress to devise imposition enough than for us to undergo any - difficulty imposed. This is the monstruosity in love, lady, that - the will is infinite, and the execution confin'd; that the desire - is boundless, and the act a slave to limit. - CRESSIDA. They say all lovers swear more performance than they are - able, and yet reserve an ability that they never perform; vowing - more than the perfection of ten, and discharging less than the - tenth part of one. They that have the voice of lions and the act - of hares, are they not monsters? - TROILUS. Are there such? Such are not we. Praise us as we are - tasted, allow us as we prove; our head shall go bare till merit - crown it. No perfection in reversion shall have a praise in - present. We will not name desert before his birth; and, being - born, his addition shall be humble. Few words to fair faith: - Troilus shall be such to Cressid as what envy can say worst shall - be a mock for his truth; and what truth can speak truest not - truer than Troilus. - CRESSIDA. Will you walk in, my lord? - - Re-enter PANDARUS - - PANDARUS. What, blushing still? Have you not done talking yet? - CRESSIDA. Well, uncle, what folly I commit, I dedicate to you. - PANDARUS. I thank you for that; if my lord get a boy of you, you'll - give him me. Be true to my lord; if he flinch, chide me for it. - TROILUS. You know now your hostages: your uncle's word and my firm - faith. - PANDARUS. Nay, I'll give my word for her too: our kindred, though - they be long ere they are wooed, they are constant being won; - they are burs, I can tell you; they'll stick where they are - thrown. - CRESSIDA. Boldness comes to me now and brings me heart. - Prince Troilus, I have lov'd you night and day - For many weary months. - TROILUS. Why was my Cressid then so hard to win? - CRESSIDA. Hard to seem won; but I was won, my lord, - With the first glance that ever-pardon me. - If I confess much, you will play the tyrant. - I love you now; but till now not so much - But I might master it. In faith, I lie; - My thoughts were like unbridled children, grown - Too headstrong for their mother. See, we fools! - Why have I blabb'd? Who shall be true to us, - When we are so unsecret to ourselves? - But, though I lov'd you well, I woo'd you not; - And yet, good faith, I wish'd myself a man, - Or that we women had men's privilege - Of speaking first. Sweet, bid me hold my tongue, - For in this rapture I shall surely speak - The thing I shall repent. See, see, your silence, - Cunning in dumbness, from my weakness draws - My very soul of counsel. Stop my mouth. - TROILUS. And shall, albeit sweet music issues thence. - PANDARUS. Pretty, i' faith. - CRESSIDA. My lord, I do beseech you, pardon me; - 'Twas not my purpose thus to beg a kiss. - I am asham'd. O heavens! what have I done? - For this time will I take my leave, my lord. - TROILUS. Your leave, sweet Cressid! - PANDARUS. Leave! An you take leave till to-morrow morning- - CRESSIDA. Pray you, content you. - TROILUS. What offends you, lady? - CRESSIDA. Sir, mine own company. - TROILUS. You cannot shun yourself. - CRESSIDA. Let me go and try. - I have a kind of self resides with you; - But an unkind self, that itself will leave - To be another's fool. I would be gone. - Where is my wit? I know not what I speak. - TROILUS. Well know they what they speak that speak so wisely. - CRESSIDA. Perchance, my lord, I show more craft than love; - And fell so roundly to a large confession - To angle for your thoughts; but you are wise- - Or else you love not; for to be wise and love - Exceeds man's might; that dwells with gods above. - TROILUS. O that I thought it could be in a woman- - As, if it can, I will presume in you- - To feed for aye her lamp and flames of love; - To keep her constancy in plight and youth, - Outliving beauty's outward, with a mind - That doth renew swifter than blood decays! - Or that persuasion could but thus convince me - That my integrity and truth to you - Might be affronted with the match and weight - Of such a winnowed purity in love. - How were I then uplifted! but, alas, - I am as true as truth's simplicity, - And simpler than the infancy of truth. - CRESSIDA. In that I'll war with you. - TROILUS. O virtuous fight, - When right with right wars who shall be most right! - True swains in love shall in the world to come - Approve their truth by Troilus, when their rhymes, - Full of protest, of oath, and big compare, - Want similes, truth tir'd with iteration- - As true as steel, as plantage to the moon, - As sun to day, as turtle to her mate, - As iron to adamant, as earth to th' centre- - Yet, after all comparisons of truth, - As truth's authentic author to be cited, - 'As true as Troilus' shall crown up the verse - And sanctify the numbers. - CRESSIDA. Prophet may you be! - If I be false, or swerve a hair from truth, - When time is old and hath forgot itself, - When waterdrops have worn the stones of Troy, - And blind oblivion swallow'd cities up, - And mighty states characterless are grated - To dusty nothing-yet let memory - From false to false, among false maids in love, - Upbraid my falsehood when th' have said 'As false - As air, as water, wind, or sandy earth, - As fox to lamb, or wolf to heifer's calf, - Pard to the hind, or stepdame to her son'- - Yea, let them say, to stick the heart of falsehood, - 'As false as Cressid.' - PANDARUS. Go to, a bargain made; seal it, seal it; I'll be the - witness. Here I hold your hand; here my cousin's. If ever you - prove false one to another, since I have taken such pains to - bring you together, let all pitiful goers- between be call'd to - the world's end after my name-call them all Pandars; let all - constant men be Troiluses, all false women Cressids, and all - brokers between Pandars. Say 'Amen.' - TROILUS. Amen. - CRESSIDA. Amen. - PANDARUS. Amen. Whereupon I will show you a chamber - and a bed; which bed, because it shall not speak of your - pretty encounters, press it to death. Away! - And Cupid grant all tongue-tied maidens here, - Bed, chamber, pander, to provide this gear! Exeunt - - - - -ACT III. SCENE 3. -The Greek camp - -Flourish. Enter AGAMEMNON, ULYSSES, DIOMEDES, NESTOR, AJAX, MENELAUS, -and CALCHAS - - CALCHAS. Now, Princes, for the service I have done, - Th' advantage of the time prompts me aloud - To call for recompense. Appear it to your mind - That, through the sight I bear in things to come, - I have abandon'd Troy, left my possession, - Incurr'd a traitor's name, expos'd myself - From certain and possess'd conveniences - To doubtful fortunes, sequest'ring from me all - That time, acquaintance, custom, and condition, - Made tame and most familiar to my nature; - And here, to do you service, am become - As new into the world, strange, unacquainted- - I do beseech you, as in way of taste, - To give me now a little benefit - Out of those many regist'red in promise, - Which you say live to come in my behalf. - AGAMEMNON. What wouldst thou of us, Troyan? Make demand. - CALCHAS. You have a Troyan prisoner call'd Antenor, - Yesterday took; Troy holds him very dear. - Oft have you-often have you thanks therefore- - Desir'd my Cressid in right great exchange, - Whom Troy hath still denied; but this Antenor, - I know, is such a wrest in their affairs - That their negotiations all must slack - Wanting his manage; and they will almost - Give us a prince of blood, a son of Priam, - In change of him. Let him be sent, great Princes, - And he shall buy my daughter; and her presence - Shall quite strike off all service I have done - In most accepted pain. - AGAMEMNON. Let Diomedes bear him, - And bring us Cressid hither. Calchas shall have - What he requests of us. Good Diomed, - Furnish you fairly for this interchange; - Withal, bring word if Hector will to-morrow - Be answer'd in his challenge. Ajax is ready. - DIOMEDES. This shall I undertake; and 'tis a burden - Which I am proud to bear. - Exeunt DIOMEDES and CALCHAS - - ACHILLES and PATROCLUS stand in their tent - - ULYSSES. Achilles stands i' th' entrance of his tent. - Please it our general pass strangely by him, - As if he were forgot; and, Princes all, - Lay negligent and loose regard upon him. - I will come last. 'Tis like he'll question me - Why such unplausive eyes are bent, why turn'd on him? - If so, I have derision med'cinable - To use between your strangeness and his pride, - Which his own will shall have desire to drink. - It may do good. Pride hath no other glass - To show itself but pride; for supple knees - Feed arrogance and are the proud man's fees. - AGAMEMNON. We'll execute your purpose, and put on - A form of strangeness as we pass along. - So do each lord; and either greet him not, - Or else disdainfully, which shall shake him more - Than if not look'd on. I will lead the way. - ACHILLES. What comes the general to speak with me? - You know my mind. I'll fight no more 'gainst Troy. - AGAMEMNON. What says Achilles? Would he aught with us? - NESTOR. Would you, my lord, aught with the general? - ACHILLES. No. - NESTOR. Nothing, my lord. - AGAMEMNON. The better. - Exeunt AGAMEMNON and NESTOR - ACHILLES. Good day, good day. - MENELAUS. How do you? How do you? Exit - ACHILLES. What, does the cuckold scorn me? - AJAX. How now, Patroclus? - ACHILLES. Good morrow, Ajax. - AJAX. Ha? - ACHILLES. Good morrow. - AJAX. Ay, and good next day too. Exit - ACHILLES. What mean these fellows? Know they not Achilles? - PATROCLUS. They pass by strangely. They were us'd to bend, - To send their smiles before them to Achilles, - To come as humbly as they us'd to creep - To holy altars. - ACHILLES. What, am I poor of late? - 'Tis certain, greatness, once fall'n out with fortune, - Must fall out with men too. What the declin'd is, - He shall as soon read in the eyes of others - As feel in his own fall; for men, like butterflies, - Show not their mealy wings but to the summer; - And not a man for being simply man - Hath any honour, but honour for those honours - That are without him, as place, riches, and favour, - Prizes of accident, as oft as merit; - Which when they fall, as being slippery standers, - The love that lean'd on them as slippery too, - Doth one pluck down another, and together - Die in the fall. But 'tis not so with me: - Fortune and I are friends; I do enjoy - At ample point all that I did possess - Save these men's looks; who do, methinks, find out - Something not worth in me such rich beholding - As they have often given. Here is Ulysses. - I'll interrupt his reading. - How now, Ulysses! - ULYSSES. Now, great Thetis' son! - ACHILLES. What are you reading? - ULYSSES. A strange fellow here - Writes me that man-how dearly ever parted, - How much in having, or without or in- - Cannot make boast to have that which he hath, - Nor feels not what he owes, but by reflection; - As when his virtues shining upon others - Heat them, and they retort that heat again - To the first giver. - ACHILLES. This is not strange, Ulysses. - The beauty that is borne here in the face - The bearer knows not, but commends itself - To others' eyes; nor doth the eye itself- - That most pure spirit of sense-behold itself, - Not going from itself; but eye to eye opposed - Salutes each other with each other's form; - For speculation turns not to itself - Till it hath travell'd, and is mirror'd there - Where it may see itself. This is not strange at all. - ULYSSES. I do not strain at the position- - It is familiar-but at the author's drift; - Who, in his circumstance, expressly proves - That no man is the lord of anything, - Though in and of him there be much consisting, - Till he communicate his parts to others; - Nor doth he of himself know them for aught - Till he behold them formed in th' applause - Where th' are extended; who, like an arch, reverb'rate - The voice again; or, like a gate of steel - Fronting the sun, receives and renders back - His figure and his heat. I was much rapt in this; - And apprehended here immediately - Th' unknown Ajax. Heavens, what a man is there! - A very horse that has he knows not what! - Nature, what things there are - Most abject in regard and dear in use! - What things again most dear in the esteem - And poor in worth! Now shall we see to-morrow- - An act that very chance doth throw upon him- - Ajax renown'd. O heavens, what some men do, - While some men leave to do! - How some men creep in skittish Fortune's-hall, - Whiles others play the idiots in her eyes! - How one man eats into another's pride, - While pride is fasting in his wantonness! - To see these Grecian lords!-why, even already - They clap the lubber Ajax on the shoulder, - As if his foot were on brave Hector's breast, - And great Troy shrinking. - ACHILLES. I do believe it; for they pass'd by me - As misers do by beggars-neither gave to me - Good word nor look. What, are my deeds forgot? - ULYSSES. Time hath, my lord, a wallet at his back, - Wherein he puts alms for oblivion, - A great-siz'd monster of ingratitudes. - Those scraps are good deeds past, which are devour'd - As fast as they are made, forgot as soon - As done. Perseverance, dear my lord, - Keeps honour bright. To have done is to hang - Quite out of fashion, like a rusty mail - In monumental mock'ry. Take the instant way; - For honour travels in a strait so narrow - - Where one but goes abreast. Keep then the path, - For emulation hath a thousand sons - That one by one pursue; if you give way, - Or hedge aside from the direct forthright, - Like to an ent'red tide they all rush by - And leave you hindmost; - Or, like a gallant horse fall'n in first rank, - Lie there for pavement to the abject rear, - O'er-run and trampled on. Then what they do in present, - Though less than yours in past, must o'ertop yours; - For Time is like a fashionable host, - That slightly shakes his parting guest by th' hand; - And with his arms out-stretch'd, as he would fly, - Grasps in the corner. The welcome ever smiles, - And farewell goes out sighing. O, let not virtue seek - Remuneration for the thing it was; - For beauty, wit, - High birth, vigour of bone, desert in service, - Love, friendship, charity, are subjects all - To envious and calumniating Time. - One touch of nature makes the whole world kin- - That all with one consent praise new-born gawds, - Though they are made and moulded of things past, - And give to dust that is a little gilt - More laud than gilt o'er-dusted. - The present eye praises the present object. - Then marvel not, thou great and complete man, - That all the Greeks begin to worship Ajax, - Since things in motion sooner catch the eye - Than what stirs not. The cry went once on thee, - And still it might, and yet it may again, - If thou wouldst not entomb thyself alive - And case thy reputation in thy tent, - Whose glorious deeds but in these fields of late - Made emulous missions 'mongst the gods themselves, - And drave great Mars to faction. - ACHILLES. Of this my privacy - I have strong reasons. - ULYSSES. But 'gainst your privacy - The reasons are more potent and heroical. - 'Tis known, Achilles, that you are in love - With one of Priam's daughters. - ACHILLES. Ha! known! - ULYSSES. Is that a wonder? - The providence that's in a watchful state - Knows almost every grain of Plutus' gold; - Finds bottom in th' uncomprehensive deeps; - Keeps place with thought, and almost, like the gods, - Do thoughts unveil in their dumb cradles. - There is a mystery-with whom relation - Durst never meddle-in the soul of state, - Which hath an operation more divine - Than breath or pen can give expressure to. - All the commerce that you have had with Troy - As perfectly is ours as yours, my lord; - And better would it fit Achilles much - To throw down Hector than Polyxena. - But it must grieve young Pyrrhus now at home, - When fame shall in our island sound her trump, - And all the Greekish girls shall tripping sing - 'Great Hector's sister did Achilles win; - But our great Ajax bravely beat down him.' - Farewell, my lord. I as your lover speak. - The fool slides o'er the ice that you should break. Exit - PATROCLUS. To this effect, Achilles, have I mov'd you. - A woman impudent and mannish grown - Is not more loath'd than an effeminate man - In time of action. I stand condemn'd for this; - They think my little stomach to the war - And your great love to me restrains you thus. - Sweet, rouse yourself; and the weak wanton Cupid - Shall from your neck unloose his amorous fold, - And, like a dew-drop from the lion's mane, - Be shook to airy air. - ACHILLES. Shall Ajax fight with Hector? - PATROCLUS. Ay, and perhaps receive much honour by him. - ACHILLES. I see my reputation is at stake; - My fame is shrewdly gor'd. - PATROCLUS. O, then, beware: - Those wounds heal ill that men do give themselves; - Omission to do what is necessary - Seals a commission to a blank of danger; - And danger, like an ague, subtly taints - Even then when they sit idly in the sun. - ACHILLES. Go call Thersites hither, sweet Patroclus. - I'll send the fool to Ajax, and desire him - T' invite the Troyan lords, after the combat, - To see us here unarm'd. I have a woman's longing, - An appetite that I am sick withal, - To see great Hector in his weeds of peace; - To talk with him, and to behold his visage, - Even to my full of view. - - Enter THERSITES - - A labour sav'd! - THERSITES. A wonder! - ACHILLES. What? - THERSITES. Ajax goes up and down the field asking for himself. - ACHILLES. How so? - THERSITES. He must fight singly to-morrow with Hector, and is so - prophetically proud of an heroical cudgelling that he raves in - saying nothing. - ACHILLES. How can that be? - THERSITES. Why, 'a stalks up and down like a peacock-a stride and a - stand; ruminaies like an hostess that hath no arithmetic but her - brain to set down her reckoning, bites his lip with a politic - regard, as who should say 'There were wit in this head, an - 'twould out'; and so there is; but it lies as coldly in him as - fire in a flint, which will not show without knocking. The man's - undone for ever; for if Hector break not his neck i' th' combat, - he'll break't himself in vainglory. He knows not me. I said 'Good - morrow, Ajax'; and he replies 'Thanks, Agamemnon.' What think you - of this man that takes me for the general? He's grown a very land - fish, languageless, a monster. A plague of opinion! A man may - wear it on both sides, like leather jerkin. - ACHILLES. Thou must be my ambassador to him, Thersites. - THERSITES. Who, I? Why, he'll answer nobody; he professes not - answering. Speaking is for beggars: he wears his tongue in's - arms. I will put on his presence. Let Patroclus make his demands - to me, you shall see the pageant of Ajax. - ACHILLES. To him, Patroclus. Tell him I humbly desire the valiant - Ajax to invite the most valorous Hector to come unarm'd to my - tent; and to procure safe conduct for his person of the - magnanimous and most illustrious six-or-seven-times-honour'd - Captain General of the Grecian army, et cetera, Agamemnon. Do - this. - PATROCLUS. Jove bless great Ajax! - THERSITES. Hum! - PATROCLUS. I come from the worthy Achilles- - THERSITES. Ha! - PATROCLUS. Who most humbly desires you to invite Hector to his - tent- - THERSITES. Hum! - PATROCLUS. And to procure safe conduct from Agamemnon. - THERSITES. Agamemnon! - PATROCLUS. Ay, my lord. - THERSITES. Ha! - PATROCLUS. What you say to't? - THERSITES. God buy you, with all my heart. - PATROCLUS. Your answer, sir. - THERSITES. If to-morrow be a fair day, by eleven of the clock it - will go one way or other. Howsoever, he shall pay for me ere he - has me. - PATROCLUS. Your answer, sir. - THERSITES. Fare ye well, with all my heart. - ACHILLES. Why, but he is not in this tune, is he? - THERSITES. No, but he's out a tune thus. What music will be in him - when Hector has knock'd out his brains I know not; but, I am sure, - none; unless the fiddler Apollo get his sinews to make catlings - on. - ACHILLES. Come, thou shalt bear a letter to him straight. - THERSITES. Let me carry another to his horse; for that's the more - capable creature. - ACHILLES. My mind is troubled, like a fountain stirr'd; - And I myself see not the bottom of it. - Exeunt ACHILLES and PATROCLUS - THERSITES. Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I - might water an ass at it. I had rather be a tick in a sheep than - such a valiant ignorance. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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Health to you, valiant sir, - During all question of the gentle truce; - But when I meet you arm'd, as black defiance - As heart can think or courage execute. - DIOMEDES. The one and other Diomed embraces. - Our bloods are now in calm; and so long health! - But when contention and occasion meet, - By Jove, I'll play the hunter for thy life - With all my force, pursuit, and policy. - AENEAS. And thou shalt hunt a lion, that will fly - With his face backward. In humane gentleness, - Welcome to Troy! now, by Anchises' life, - Welcome indeed! By Venus' hand I swear - No man alive can love in such a sort - The thing he means to kill, more excellently. - DIOMEDES. We sympathise. Jove let Aeneas live, - If to my sword his fate be not the glory, - A thousand complete courses of the sun! - But in mine emulous honour let him die - With every joint a wound, and that to-morrow! - AENEAS. We know each other well. - DIOMEDES.We do; and long to know each other worse. - PARIS. This is the most despiteful'st gentle greeting - The noblest hateful love, that e'er I heard of. - What business, lord, so early? - AENEAS. I was sent for to the King; but why, I know not. - PARIS. His purpose meets you: 'twas to bring this Greek - To Calchas' house, and there to render him, - For the enfreed Antenor, the fair Cressid. - Let's have your company; or, if you please, - Haste there before us. I constantly believe- - Or rather call my thought a certain knowledge- - My brother Troilus lodges there to-night. - Rouse him and give him note of our approach, - With the whole quality wherefore; I fear - We shall be much unwelcome. - AENEAS. That I assure you: - Troilus had rather Troy were borne to Greece - Than Cressid borne from Troy. - PARIS. There is no help; - The bitter disposition of the time - Will have it so. On, lord; we'll follow you. - AENEAS. Good morrow, all. Exit with servant - PARIS. And tell me, noble Diomed-faith, tell me true, - Even in the soul of sound good-fellowship- - Who in your thoughts deserves fair Helen best, - Myself or Menelaus? - DIOMEDES. Both alike: - He merits well to have her that doth seek her, - Not making any scruple of her soilure, - With such a hell of pain and world of charge; - And you as well to keep her that defend her, - Not palating the taste of her dishonour, - With such a costly loss of wealth and friends. - He like a puling cuckold would drink up - The lees and dregs of a flat tamed piece; - You, like a lecher, out of whorish loins - Are pleas'd to breed out your inheritors. - Both merits pois'd, each weighs nor less nor more; - But he as he, the heavier for a whore. - PARIS. You are too bitter to your country-woman. - DIOMEDES. She's bitter to her country. Hear me, Paris: - For every false drop in her bawdy veins - A Grecian's life hath sunk; for every scruple - Of her contaminated carrion weight - A Troyan hath been slain; since she could speak, - She hath not given so many good words breath - As for her Greeks and Troyans suff'red death. - PARIS. Fair Diomed, you do as chapmen do, - Dispraise the thing that you desire to buy; - But we in silence hold this virtue well: - We'll not commend what we intend to sell. - Here lies our way. Exeunt - - - - -ACT IV. SCENE 2. -Troy. The court of PANDARUS' house - -Enter TROILUS and CRESSIDA - - TROILUS. Dear, trouble not yourself; the morn is cold. - CRESSIDA. Then, sweet my lord, I'll call mine uncle down; - He shall unbolt the gates. - TROILUS. Trouble him not; - To bed, to bed! Sleep kill those pretty eyes, - And give as soft attachment to thy senses - As infants' empty of all thought! - CRESSIDA. Good morrow, then. - TROILUS. I prithee now, to bed. - CRESSIDA. Are you aweary of me? - TROILUS. O Cressida! but that the busy day, - Wak'd by the lark, hath rous'd the ribald crows, - And dreaming night will hide our joys no longer, - I would not from thee. - CRESSIDA. Night hath been too brief. - TROILUS. Beshrew the witch! with venomous wights she stays - As tediously as hell, but flies the grasps of love - With wings more momentary-swift than thought. - You will catch cold, and curse me. - CRESSIDA. Prithee tarry. - You men will never tarry. - O foolish Cressid! I might have still held off, - And then you would have tarried. Hark! there's one up. - PANDARUS. [Within] What's all the doors open here? - TROILUS. It is your uncle. - - Enter PANDARUS - - CRESSIDA. A pestilence on him! Now will he be mocking. - I shall have such a life! - PANDARUS. How now, how now! How go maidenheads? - Here, you maid! Where's my cousin Cressid? - CRESSIDA. Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle. - You bring me to do, and then you flout me too. - PANDARUS. To do what? to do what? Let her say what. - What have I brought you to do? - CRESSIDA. Come, come, beshrew your heart! You'll ne'er be good, - Nor suffer others. - PANDARUS. Ha, ha! Alas, poor wretch! a poor capocchia! hast not - slept to-night? Would he not, a naughty man, let it sleep? A - bugbear take him! - CRESSIDA. Did not I tell you? Would he were knock'd i' th' head! - [One knocks] - Who's that at door? Good uncle, go and see. - My lord, come you again into my chamber. - You smile and mock me, as if I meant naughtily. - TROILUS. Ha! ha! - CRESSIDA. Come, you are deceiv'd, I think of no such thing. - [Knock] - How earnestly they knock! Pray you come in: - I would not for half Troy have you seen here. - Exeunt TROILUS and CRESSIDA - PANDARUS. Who's there? What's the matter? Will you beat down the - door? How now? What's the matter? - - Enter AENEAS - AENEAS. Good morrow, lord, good morrow. - PANDARUS. Who's there? My lord Aeneas? By my troth, - I knew you not. What news with you so early? - AENEAS. Is not Prince Troilus here? - PANDARUS. Here! What should he do here? - AENEAS. Come, he is here, my lord; do not deny him. - It doth import him much to speak with me. - PANDARUS. Is he here, say you? It's more than I know, I'll be - sworn. For my own part, I came in late. What should he do here? - AENEAS. Who!-nay, then. Come, come, you'll do him wrong ere you are - ware; you'll be so true to him to be false to him. Do not you - know of him, but yet go fetch him hither; go. - - Re-enter TROILUS - - TROILUS. How now! What's the matter? - AENEAS. My lord, I scarce have leisure to salute you, - My matter is so rash. There is at hand - Paris your brother, and Deiphobus, - The Grecian Diomed, and our Antenor - Deliver'd to us; and for him forthwith, - Ere the first sacrifice, within this hour, - We must give up to Diomedes' hand - The Lady Cressida. - TROILUS. Is it so concluded? - AENEAS. By Priam, and the general state of Troy. - They are at hand and ready to effect it. - TROILUS. How my achievements mock me! - I will go meet them; and, my lord Aeneas, - We met by chance; you did not find me here. - AENEAS. Good, good, my lord, the secrets of neighbour Pandar - Have not more gift in taciturnity. - Exeunt TROILUS and AENEAS - PANDARUS. Is't possible? No sooner got but lost? The devil take - Antenor! The young prince will go mad. A plague upon Antenor! I - would they had broke's neck. - - Re-enter CRESSIDA - - CRESSIDA. How now! What's the matter? Who was here? - PANDARUS. Ah, ah! - CRESSIDA. Why sigh you so profoundly? Where's my lord? Gone? Tell - me, sweet uncle, what's the matter? - PANDARUS. Would I were as deep under the earth as I am above! - CRESSIDA. O the gods! What's the matter? - PANDARUS. Pray thee, get thee in. Would thou hadst ne'er been born! - I knew thou wouldst be his death! O, poor gentleman! A plague - upon Antenor! - CRESSIDA. Good uncle, I beseech you, on my knees I beseech you, - what's the matter? - PANDARUS. Thou must be gone, wench, thou must be gone; thou art - chang'd for Antenor; thou must to thy father, and be gone from - Troilus. 'Twill be his death; 'twill be his bane; he cannot bear - it. - CRESSIDA. O you immortal gods! I will not go. - PANDARUS. Thou must. - CRESSIDA. I will not, uncle. I have forgot my father; - I know no touch of consanguinity, - No kin, no love, no blood, no soul so near me - As the sweet Troilus. O you gods divine, - Make Cressid's name the very crown of falsehood, - If ever she leave Troilus! Time, force, and death, - Do to this body what extremes you can, - But the strong base and building of my love - Is as the very centre of the earth, - Drawing all things to it. I'll go in and weep- - PANDARUS. Do, do. - CRESSIDA. Tear my bright hair, and scratch my praised cheeks, - Crack my clear voice with sobs and break my heart, - With sounding 'Troilus.' I will not go from Troy. - Exeunt - - - - -ACT IV. SCENE 3. -Troy. A street before PANDARUS' house - -Enter PARIS, TROILUS, AENEAS, DEIPHOBUS, ANTENOR, and DIOMEDES - - PARIS. It is great morning; and the hour prefix'd - For her delivery to this valiant Greek - Comes fast upon. Good my brother Troilus, - Tell you the lady what she is to do - And haste her to the purpose. - TROILUS. Walk into her house. - I'll bring her to the Grecian presently; - And to his hand when I deliver her, - Think it an altar, and thy brother Troilus - A priest, there off'ring to it his own heart. Exit - PARIS. I know what 'tis to love, - And would, as I shall pity, I could help! - Please you walk in, my lords. Exeunt - - - - -ACT IV. SCENE 4. -Troy. PANDARUS' house - -Enter PANDARUS and CRESSIDA - - PANDARUS. Be moderate, be moderate. - CRESSIDA. Why tell you me of moderation? - The grief is fine, full, perfect, that I taste, - And violenteth in a sense as strong - As that which causeth it. How can I moderate it? - If I could temporize with my affections - Or brew it to a weak and colder palate, - The like allayment could I give my grief. - My love admits no qualifying dross; - No more my grief, in such a precious loss. - - Enter TROILUS - - PANDARUS. Here, here, here he comes. Ah, sweet ducks! - CRESSIDA. O Troilus! Troilus! [Embracing him] - PANDARUS. What a pair of spectacles is here! Let me embrace too. 'O - heart,' as the goodly saying is, - O heart, heavy heart, - Why sigh'st thou without breaking? - where he answers again - Because thou canst not ease thy smart - By friendship nor by speaking. - There was never a truer rhyme. Let us cast away nothing, for we - may live to have need of such a verse. We see it, we see it. How - now, lambs! - TROILUS. Cressid, I love thee in so strain'd a purity - That the bless'd gods, as angry with my fancy, - More bright in zeal than the devotion which - Cold lips blow to their deities, take thee from me. - CRESSIDA. Have the gods envy? - PANDARUS. Ay, ay, ay; 'tis too plain a case. - CRESSIDA. And is it true that I must go from Troy? - TROILUS. A hateful truth. - CRESSIDA. What, and from Troilus too? - TROILUS. From Troy and Troilus. - CRESSIDA. Is't possible? - TROILUS. And suddenly; where injury of chance - Puts back leave-taking, justles roughly by - All time of pause, rudely beguiles our lips - Of all rejoindure, forcibly prevents - Our lock'd embrasures, strangles our dear vows - Even in the birth of our own labouring breath. - We two, that with so many thousand sighs - Did buy each other, must poorly sell ourselves - With the rude brevity and discharge of one. - Injurious time now with a robber's haste - Crams his rich thievery up, he knows not how. - As many farewells as be stars in heaven, - With distinct breath and consign'd kisses to them, - He fumbles up into a loose adieu, - And scants us with a single famish'd kiss, - Distasted with the salt of broken tears. - AENEAS. [Within] My lord, is the lady ready? - TROILUS. Hark! you are call'd. Some say the Genius so - Cries 'Come' to him that instantly must die. - Bid them have patience; she shall come anon. - PANDARUS. Where are my tears? Rain, to lay this wind, or my heart - will be blown up by th' root? Exit - CRESSIDA. I must then to the Grecians? - TROILUS. No remedy. - CRESSIDA. A woeful Cressid 'mongst the merry Greeks! - When shall we see again? - TROILUS. Hear me, my love. Be thou but true of heart- - CRESSIDA. I true! how now! What wicked deem is this? - TROILUS. Nay, we must use expostulation kindly, - For it is parting from us. - I speak not 'Be thou true' as fearing thee, - For I will throw my glove to Death himself - That there's no maculation in thy heart; - But 'Be thou true' say I to fashion in - My sequent protestation: be thou true, - And I will see thee. - CRESSIDA. O, you shall be expos'd, my lord, to dangers - As infinite as imminent! But I'll be true. - TROILUS. And I'll grow friend with danger. Wear this sleeve. - CRESSIDA. And you this glove. When shall I see you? - TROILUS. I will corrupt the Grecian sentinels - To give thee nightly visitation. - But yet be true. - CRESSIDA. O heavens! 'Be true' again! - TROILUS. Hear why I speak it, love. - The Grecian youths are full of quality; - They're loving, well compos'd with gifts of nature, - And flowing o'er with arts and exercise. - How novelties may move, and parts with person, - Alas, a kind of godly jealousy, - Which I beseech you call a virtuous sin, - Makes me afeard. - CRESSIDA. O heavens! you love me not. - TROILUS. Die I a villain, then! - In this I do not call your faith in question - So mainly as my merit. I cannot sing, - Nor heel the high lavolt, nor sweeten talk, - Nor play at subtle games-fair virtues all, - To which the Grecians are most prompt and pregnant; - But I can tell that in each grace of these - There lurks a still and dumb-discoursive devil - That tempts most cunningly. But be not tempted. - CRESSIDA. Do you think I will? - TROILUS. No. - But something may be done that we will not; - And sometimes we are devils to ourselves, - When we will tempt the frailty of our powers, - Presuming on their changeful potency. - AENEAS. [Within] Nay, good my lord! - TROILUS. Come, kiss; and let us part. - PARIS. [Within] Brother Troilus! - TROILUS. Good brother, come you hither; - And bring Aeneas and the Grecian with you. - CRESSIDA. My lord, will you be true? - TROILUS. Who, I? Alas, it is my vice, my fault! - Whiles others fish with craft for great opinion, - I with great truth catch mere simplicity; - Whilst some with cunning gild their copper crowns, - With truth and plainness I do wear mine bare. - - Enter AENEAS, PARIS, ANTENOR, DEIPHOBUS, and DIOMEDES - - Fear not my truth: the moral of my wit - Is 'plain and true'; there's all the reach of it. - Welcome, Sir Diomed! Here is the lady - Which for Antenor we deliver you; - At the port, lord, I'll give her to thy hand, - And by the way possess thee what she is. - Entreat her fair; and, by my soul, fair Greek, - If e'er thou stand at mercy of my sword, - Name Cressid, and thy life shall be as safe - As Priam is in Ilion. - DIOMEDES. Fair Lady Cressid, - So please you, save the thanks this prince expects. - The lustre in your eye, heaven in your cheek, - Pleads your fair usage; and to Diomed - You shall be mistress, and command him wholly. - TROILUS. Grecian, thou dost not use me courteously - To shame the zeal of my petition to the - In praising her. I tell thee, lord of Greece, - She is as far high-soaring o'er thy praises - As thou unworthy to be call'd her servant. - I charge thee use her well, even for my charge; - For, by the dreadful Pluto, if thou dost not, - Though the great bulk Achilles be thy guard, - I'll cut thy throat. - DIOMEDES. O, be not mov'd, Prince Troilus. - Let me be privileg'd by my place and message - To be a speaker free: when I am hence - I'll answer to my lust. And know you, lord, - I'll nothing do on charge: to her own worth - She shall be priz'd. But that you say 'Be't so,' - I speak it in my spirit and honour, 'No.' - TROILUS. Come, to the port. I'll tell thee, Diomed, - This brave shall oft make thee to hide thy head. - Lady, give me your hand; and, as we walk, - To our own selves bend we our needful talk. - Exeunt TROILUS, CRESSIDA, and DIOMEDES - [Sound trumpet] - PARIS. Hark! Hector's trumpet. - AENEAS. How have we spent this morning! - The Prince must think me tardy and remiss, - That swore to ride before him to the field. - PARIS. 'Tis Troilus' fault. Come, come to field with him. - DEIPHOBUS. Let us make ready straight. - AENEAS. Yea, with a bridegroom's fresh alacrity - Let us address to tend on Hector's heels. - The glory of our Troy doth this day lie - On his fair worth and single chivalry. Exeunt - - - - -ACT IV. SCENE 5. -The Grecian camp. Lists set out - -Enter AJAX, armed; AGAMEMNON, ACHILLES, PATROCLUS, MENELAUS, ULYSSES, -NESTOR, and others - - AGAMEMNON. Here art thou in appointment fresh and fair, - Anticipating time with starting courage. - Give with thy trumpet a loud note to Troy, - Thou dreadful Ajax, that the appalled air - May pierce the head of the great combatant, - And hale him hither. - AJAX. Thou, trumpet, there's my purse. - Now crack thy lungs and split thy brazen pipe; - Blow, villain, till thy sphered bias cheek - Out-swell the colic of puff Aquilon'd. - Come, stretch thy chest, and let thy eyes spout blood: - Thou blowest for Hector. [Trumpet sounds] - ULYSSES. No trumpet answers. - ACHILLES. 'Tis but early days. - - Enter DIOMEDES, with CRESSIDA - - AGAMEMNON. Is not yond Diomed, with Calchas' daughter? - ULYSSES. 'Tis he, I ken the manner of his gait: - He rises on the toe. That spirit of his - In aspiration lifts him from the earth. - AGAMEMNON. Is this the lady Cressid? - DIOMEDES. Even she. - AGAMEMNON. Most dearly welcome to the Greeks, sweet lady. - NESTOR. Our general doth salute you with a kiss. - ULYSSES. Yet is the kindness but particular; - 'Twere better she were kiss'd in general. - NESTOR. And very courtly counsel: I'll begin. - So much for Nestor. - ACHILLES. I'll take that winter from your lips, fair lady. - Achilles bids you welcome. - MENELAUS. I had good argument for kissing once. - PATROCLUS. But that's no argument for kissing now; - For thus popp'd Paris in his hardiment, - And parted thus you and your argument. - ULYSSES. O deadly gall, and theme of all our scorns! - For which we lose our heads to gild his horns. - PATROCLUS. The first was Menelaus' kiss; this, mine- - [Kisses her again] - Patroclus kisses you. - MENELAUS. O, this is trim! - PATROCLUS. Paris and I kiss evermore for him. - MENELAUS. I'll have my kiss, sir. Lady, by your leave. - CRESSIDA. In kissing, do you render or receive? - PATROCLUS. Both take and give. - CRESSIDA. I'll make my match to live, - The kiss you take is better than you give; - Therefore no kiss. - MENELAUS. I'll give you boot; I'll give you three for one. - CRESSIDA. You are an odd man; give even or give none. - MENELAUS. An odd man, lady? Every man is odd. - CRESSIDA. No, Paris is not; for you know 'tis true - That you are odd, and he is even with you. - MENELAUS. You fillip me o' th' head. - CRESSIDA. No, I'll be sworn. - ULYSSES. It were no match, your nail against his horn. - May I, sweet lady, beg a kiss of you? - CRESSIDA. You may. - ULYSSES. I do desire it. - CRESSIDA. Why, beg then. - ULYSSES. Why then, for Venus' sake give me a kiss - When Helen is a maid again, and his. - CRESSIDA. I am your debtor; claim it when 'tis due. - ULYSSES. Never's my day, and then a kiss of you. - DIOMEDES. Lady, a word. I'll bring you to your father. - Exit with CRESSIDA - NESTOR. A woman of quick sense. - ULYSSES. Fie, fie upon her! - There's language in her eye, her cheek, her lip, - Nay, her foot speaks; her wanton spirits look out - At every joint and motive of her body. - O these encounters so glib of tongue - That give a coasting welcome ere it comes, - And wide unclasp the tables of their thoughts - To every ticklish reader! Set them down - For sluttish spoils of opportunity, - And daughters of the game. [Trumpet within] - ALL. The Troyans' trumpet. - - Enter HECTOR, armed; AENEAS, TROILUS, PARIS, HELENUS, - and other Trojans, with attendants - - AGAMEMNON. Yonder comes the troop. - AENEAS. Hail, all the state of Greece! What shall be done - To him that victory commands? Or do you purpose - A victor shall be known? Will you the knights - Shall to the edge of all extremity - Pursue each other, or shall they be divided - By any voice or order of the field? - Hector bade ask. - AGAMEMNON. Which way would Hector have it? - AENEAS. He cares not; he'll obey conditions. - ACHILLES. 'Tis done like Hector; but securely done, - A little proudly, and great deal misprizing - The knight oppos'd. - AENEAS. If not Achilles, sir, - What is your name? - ACHILLES. If not Achilles, nothing. - AENEAS. Therefore Achilles. But whate'er, know this: - In the extremity of great and little - Valour and pride excel themselves in Hector; - The one almost as infinite as all, - The other blank as nothing. Weigh him well, - And that which looks like pride is courtesy. - This Ajax is half made of Hector's blood; - In love whereof half Hector stays at home; - Half heart, half hand, half Hector comes to seek - This blended knight, half Troyan and half Greek. - ACHILLES. A maiden battle then? O, I perceive you! - - Re-enter DIOMEDES - - AGAMEMNON. Here is Sir Diomed. Go, gentle knight, - Stand by our Ajax. As you and Lord ]Eneas - Consent upon the order of their fight, - So be it; either to the uttermost, - Or else a breath. The combatants being kin - Half stints their strife before their strokes begin. - [AJAX and HECTOR enter the lists] - ULYSSES. They are oppos'd already. - AGAMEMNON. What Troyan is that same that looks so heavy? - ULYSSES. The youngest son of Priam, a true knight; - Not yet mature, yet matchless; firm of word; - Speaking in deeds and deedless in his tongue; - Not soon provok'd, nor being provok'd soon calm'd; - His heart and hand both open and both free; - For what he has he gives, what thinks he shows, - Yet gives he not till judgment guide his bounty, - Nor dignifies an impair thought with breath; - Manly as Hector, but more dangerous; - For Hector in his blaze of wrath subscribes - To tender objects, but he in heat of action - Is more vindicative than jealous love. - They call him Troilus, and on him erect - A second hope as fairly built as Hector. - Thus says Aeneas, one that knows the youth - Even to his inches, and, with private soul, - Did in great Ilion thus translate him to me. - [Alarum. HECTOR and AJAX fight] - AGAMEMNON. They are in action. - NESTOR. Now, Ajax, hold thine own! - TROILUS. Hector, thou sleep'st; - Awake thee. - AGAMEMNON. His blows are well dispos'd. There, Ajax! - [Trumpets cease] - DIOMEDES. You must no more. - AENEAS. Princes, enough, so please you. - AJAX. I am not warm yet; let us fight again. - DIOMEDES. As Hector pleases. - HECTOR. Why, then will I no more. - Thou art, great lord, my father's sister's son, - A cousin-german to great Priam's seed; - The obligation of our blood forbids - A gory emulation 'twixt us twain: - Were thy commixtion Greek and Troyan so - That thou could'st say 'This hand is Grecian all, - And this is Troyan; the sinews of this leg - All Greek, and this all Troy; my mother's blood - Runs on the dexter cheek, and this sinister - Bounds in my father's'; by Jove multipotent, - Thou shouldst not bear from me a Greekish member - Wherein my sword had not impressure made - Of our rank feud; but the just gods gainsay - That any drop thou borrow'dst from thy mother, - My sacred aunt, should by my mortal sword - Be drained! Let me embrace thee, Ajax. - By him that thunders, thou hast lusty arms; - Hector would have them fall upon him thus. - Cousin, all honour to thee! - AJAX. I thank thee, Hector. - Thou art too gentle and too free a man. - I came to kill thee, cousin, and bear hence - A great addition earned in thy death. - HECTOR. Not Neoptolemus so mirable, - On whose bright crest Fame with her loud'st Oyes - Cries 'This is he' could promise to himself - A thought of added honour torn from Hector. - AENEAS. There is expectance here from both the sides - What further you will do. - HECTOR. We'll answer it: - The issue is embracement. Ajax, farewell. - AJAX. If I might in entreaties find success, - As seld I have the chance, I would desire - My famous cousin to our Grecian tents. - DIOMEDES. 'Tis Agamemnon's wish; and great Achilles - Doth long to see unarm'd the valiant Hector. - HECTOR. Aeneas, call my brother Troilus to me, - And signify this loving interview - To the expecters of our Troyan part; - Desire them home. Give me thy hand, my cousin; - I will go eat with thee, and see your knights. - - AGAMEMNON and the rest of the Greeks come forward - - AJAX. Great Agamemnon comes to meet us here. - HECTOR. The worthiest of them tell me name by name; - But for Achilles, my own searching eyes - Shall find him by his large and portly size. - AGAMEMNON.Worthy all arms! as welcome as to one - That would be rid of such an enemy. - But that's no welcome. Understand more clear, - What's past and what's to come is strew'd with husks - And formless ruin of oblivion; - But in this extant moment, faith and troth, - Strain'd purely from all hollow bias-drawing, - Bids thee with most divine integrity, - From heart of very heart, great Hector, welcome. - HECTOR. I thank thee, most imperious Agamemnon. - AGAMEMNON. [To Troilus] My well-fam'd lord of Troy, no less to you. - MENELAUS. Let me confirm my princely brother's greeting. - You brace of warlike brothers, welcome hither. - HECTOR. Who must we answer? - AENEAS. The noble Menelaus. - HECTOR. O you, my lord? By Mars his gauntlet, thanks! - Mock not that I affect the untraded oath; - Your quondam wife swears still by Venus' glove. - She's well, but bade me not commend her to you. - MENELAUS. Name her not now, sir; she's a deadly theme. - HECTOR. O, pardon; I offend. - NESTOR. I have, thou gallant Troyan, seen thee oft, - Labouring for destiny, make cruel way - Through ranks of Greekish youth; and I have seen thee, - As hot as Perseus, spur thy Phrygian steed, - Despising many forfeits and subduements, - When thou hast hung thy advanced sword i' th' air, - Not letting it decline on the declined; - That I have said to some my standers-by - 'Lo, Jupiter is yonder, dealing life!' - And I have seen thee pause and take thy breath, - When that a ring of Greeks have hemm'd thee in, - Like an Olympian wrestling. This have I seen; - But this thy countenance, still lock'd in steel, - I never saw till now. I knew thy grandsire, - And once fought with him. He was a soldier good, - But, by great Mars, the captain of us all, - Never like thee. O, let an old man embrace thee; - And, worthy warrior, welcome to our tents. - AENEAS. 'Tis the old Nestor. - HECTOR. Let me embrace thee, good old chronicle, - That hast so long walk'd hand in hand with time. - Most reverend Nestor, I am glad to clasp thee. - NESTOR. I would my arms could match thee in contention - As they contend with thee in courtesy. - HECTOR. I would they could. - NESTOR. Ha! - By this white beard, I'd fight with thee to-morrow. - Well, welcome, welcome! I have seen the time. - ULYSSES. I wonder now how yonder city stands, - When we have here her base and pillar by us. - HECTOR. I know your favour, Lord Ulysses, well. - Ah, sir, there's many a Greek and Troyan dead, - Since first I saw yourself and Diomed - In Ilion on your Greekish embassy. - ULYSSES. Sir, I foretold you then what would ensue. - My prophecy is but half his journey yet; - For yonder walls, that pertly front your town, - Yond towers, whose wanton tops do buss the clouds, - Must kiss their own feet. - HECTOR. I must not believe you. - There they stand yet; and modestly I think - The fall of every Phrygian stone will cost - A drop of Grecian blood. The end crowns all; - And that old common arbitrator, Time, - Will one day end it. - ULYSSES. So to him we leave it. - Most gentle and most valiant Hector, welcome. - After the General, I beseech you next - To feast with me and see me at my tent. - ACHILLES. I shall forestall thee, Lord Ulysses, thou! - Now, Hector, I have fed mine eyes on thee; - I have with exact view perus'd thee, Hector, - And quoted joint by joint. - HECTOR. Is this Achilles? - ACHILLES. I am Achilles. - HECTOR. Stand fair, I pray thee; let me look on thee. - ACHILLES. Behold thy fill. - HECTOR. Nay, I have done already. - ACHILLES. Thou art too brief. I will the second time, - As I would buy thee, view thee limb by limb. - HECTOR. O, like a book of sport thou'lt read me o'er; - But there's more in me than thou understand'st. - Why dost thou so oppress me with thine eye? - ACHILLES. Tell me, you heavens, in which part of his body - Shall I destroy him? Whether there, or there, or there? - That I may give the local wound a name, - And make distinct the very breach whereout - Hector's great spirit flew. Answer me, heavens. - HECTOR. It would discredit the blest gods, proud man, - To answer such a question. Stand again. - Think'st thou to catch my life so pleasantly - As to prenominate in nice conjecture - Where thou wilt hit me dead? - ACHILLES. I tell thee yea. - HECTOR. Wert thou an oracle to tell me so, - I'd not believe thee. Henceforth guard thee well; - For I'll not kill thee there, nor there, nor there; - But, by the forge that stithied Mars his helm, - I'll kill thee everywhere, yea, o'er and o'er. - You wisest Grecians, pardon me this brag. - His insolence draws folly from my lips; - But I'll endeavour deeds to match these words, - Or may I never- - AJAX. Do not chafe thee, cousin; - And you, Achilles, let these threats alone - Till accident or purpose bring you to't. - You may have every day enough of Hector, - If you have stomach. The general state, I fear, - Can scarce entreat you to be odd with him. - HECTOR. I pray you let us see you in the field; - We have had pelting wars since you refus'd - The Grecians' cause. - ACHILLES. Dost thou entreat me, Hector? - To-morrow do I meet thee, fell as death; - To-night all friends. - HECTOR. Thy hand upon that match. - AGAMEMNON. First, all you peers of Greece, go to my tent; - There in the full convive we; afterwards, - As Hector's leisure and your bounties shall - Concur together, severally entreat him. - Beat loud the tambourines, let the trumpets blow, - That this great soldier may his welcome know. - Exeunt all but TROILUS and ULYSSES - TROILUS. My Lord Ulysses, tell me, I beseech you, - In what place of the field doth Calchas keep? - ULYSSES. At Menelaus' tent, most princely Troilus. - There Diomed doth feast with him to-night, - Who neither looks upon the heaven nor earth, - But gives all gaze and bent of amorous view - On the fair Cressid. - TROILUS. Shall I, sweet lord, be bound to you so much, - After we part from Agamemnon's tent, - To bring me thither? - ULYSSES. You shall command me, sir. - As gentle tell me of what honour was - This Cressida in Troy? Had she no lover there - That wails her absence? - TROILUS. O, sir, to such as boasting show their scars - A mock is due. Will you walk on, my lord? - She was belov'd, she lov'd; she is, and doth; - But still sweet love is food for fortune's tooth. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE 1. -The Grecian camp. Before the tent of ACHILLES - -Enter ACHILLES and PATROCLUS - - ACHILLES. I'll heat his blood with Greekish wine to-night, - Which with my scimitar I'll cool to-morrow. - Patroclus, let us feast him to the height. - PATROCLUS. Here comes Thersites. - - Enter THERSITES - - ACHILLES. How now, thou core of envy! - Thou crusty batch of nature, what's the news? - THERSITES. Why, thou picture of what thou seemest, and idol of - idiot worshippers, here's a letter for thee. - ACHILLES. From whence, fragment? - THERSITES. Why, thou full dish of fool, from Troy. - PATROCLUS. Who keeps the tent now? - THERSITES. The surgeon's box or the patient's wound. - PATROCLUS. Well said, Adversity! and what needs these tricks? - THERSITES. Prithee, be silent, boy; I profit not by thy talk; thou - art said to be Achilles' male varlet. - PATROCLUS. Male varlet, you rogue! What's that? - THERSITES. Why, his masculine whore. Now, the rotten diseases of - the south, the guts-griping ruptures, catarrhs, loads o' gravel - in the back, lethargies, cold palsies, raw eyes, dirt-rotten - livers, wheezing lungs, bladders full of imposthume, sciaticas, - limekilns i' th' palm, incurable bone-ache, and the rivelled fee- - simple of the tetter, take and take again such preposterous - discoveries! - PATROCLUS. Why, thou damnable box of envy, thou, what meanest thou - to curse thus? - THERSITES. Do I curse thee? - PATROCLUS. Why, no, you ruinous butt; you whoreson - indistinguishable cur, no. - THERSITES. No! Why art thou, then, exasperate, thou idle immaterial - skein of sleid silk, thou green sarcenet flap for a sore eye, - thou tassel of a prodigal's purse, thou? Ah, how the poor world is - pest'red with such water-flies-diminutives of nature! - PATROCLUS. Out, gall! - THERSITES. Finch egg! - ACHILLES. My sweet Patroclus, I am thwarted quite - From my great purpose in to-morrow's battle. - Here is a letter from Queen Hecuba, - A token from her daughter, my fair love, - Both taxing me and gaging me to keep - An oath that I have sworn. I will not break it. - Fall Greeks; fail fame; honour or go or stay; - My major vow lies here, this I'll obey. - Come, come, Thersites, help to trim my tent; - This night in banqueting must all be spent. - Away, Patroclus! Exit with PATROCLUS - THERSITES. With too much blood and too little brain these two may - run mad; but, if with too much brain and to little blood they do, - I'll be a curer of madmen. Here's Agamemnon, an honest fellow - enough, and one that loves quails, but he has not so much brain - as ear-wax; and the goodly transformation of Jupiter there, his - brother, the bull, the primitive statue and oblique memorial of - cuckolds, a thrifty shoeing-horn in a chain, hanging at his - brother's leg-to what form but that he is, should wit larded with - malice, and malice forced with wit, turn him to? To an ass, were - nothing: he is both ass and ox. To an ox, were nothing: he is both - ox and ass. To be a dog, a mule, a cat, a fitchew, a toad, a - lizard, an owl, a put-tock, or a herring without a roe, I would - not care; but to be Menelaus, I would conspire against destiny. - Ask me not what I would be, if I were not Thersites; for I care - not to be the louse of a lazar, so I were not Menelaus. Hey-day! - sprites and fires! - - Enter HECTOR, TROILUS, AJAX, AGAMEMNON, ULYSSES, - NESTOR, MENELAUS, and DIOMEDES, with lights - - AGAMEMNON. We go wrong, we go wrong. - AJAX. No, yonder 'tis; - There, where we see the lights. - HECTOR. I trouble you. - AJAX. No, not a whit. - - Re-enter ACHILLES - - ULYSSES. Here comes himself to guide you. - ACHILLES. Welcome, brave Hector; welcome, Princes all. - AGAMEMNON. So now, fair Prince of Troy, I bid good night; - Ajax commands the guard to tend on you. - HECTOR. Thanks, and good night to the Greeks' general. - MENELAUS. Good night, my lord. - HECTOR. Good night, sweet Lord Menelaus. - THERSITES. Sweet draught! 'Sweet' quoth 'a? - Sweet sink, sweet sewer! - ACHILLES. Good night and welcome, both at once, to those - That go or tarry. - AGAMEMNON. Good night. - Exeunt AGAMEMNON and MENELAUS - ACHILLES. Old Nestor tarries; and you too, Diomed, - Keep Hector company an hour or two. - DIOMEDES. I cannot, lord; I have important business, - The tide whereof is now. Good night, great Hector. - HECTOR. Give me your hand. - ULYSSES. [Aside to TROILUS] Follow his torch; he goes to - Calchas' tent; I'll keep you company. - TROILUS. Sweet sir, you honour me. - HECTOR. And so, good night. - Exit DIOMEDES; ULYSSES and TROILUS following - ACHILLES. Come, come, enter my tent. - Exeunt all but THERSITES - THERSITES. That same Diomed's a false-hearted rogue, a most unjust - knave; I will no more trust him when he leers than I will a - serpent when he hisses. He will spend his mouth and promise, like - Brabbler the hound; but when he performs, astronomers foretell - it: it is prodigious, there will come some change; the sun - borrows of the moon when Diomed keeps his word. I will rather - leave to see Hector than not to dog him. They say he keeps a - Troyan drab, and uses the traitor Calchas' tent. I'll after. - Nothing but lechery! All incontinent varlets! Exit - - - - -ACT V. SCENE 2. -The Grecian camp. Before CALCHAS' tent - -Enter DIOMEDES - - DIOMEDES. What, are you up here, ho? Speak. - CALCHAS. [Within] Who calls? - DIOMEDES. Diomed. Calchas, I think. Where's your daughter? - CALCHAS. [Within] She comes to you. - - Enter TROILUS and ULYSSES, at a distance; after them - THERSITES - - ULYSSES. Stand where the torch may not discover us. - - Enter CRESSIDA - - TROILUS. Cressid comes forth to him. - DIOMEDES. How now, my charge! - CRESSIDA. Now, my sweet guardian! Hark, a word with you. -[Whispers] - TROILUS. Yea, so familiar! - ULYSSES. She will sing any man at first sight. - THERSITES. And any man may sing her, if he can take her cliff; - she's noted. - DIOMEDES. Will you remember? - CRESSIDA. Remember? Yes. - DIOMEDES. Nay, but do, then; - And let your mind be coupled with your words. - TROILUS. What shall she remember? - ULYSSES. List! - CRESSIDA. Sweet honey Greek, tempt me no more to folly. - THERSITES. Roguery! - DIOMEDES. Nay, then- - CRESSIDA. I'll tell you what- - DIOMEDES. Fo, fo! come, tell a pin; you are a forsworn- - CRESSIDA. In faith, I cannot. What would you have me do? - THERSITES. A juggling trick, to be secretly open. - DIOMEDES. What did you swear you would bestow on me? - CRESSIDA. I prithee, do not hold me to mine oath; - Bid me do anything but that, sweet Greek. - DIOMEDES. Good night. - TROILUS. Hold, patience! - ULYSSES. How now, Troyan! - CRESSIDA. Diomed! - DIOMEDES. No, no, good night; I'll be your fool no more. - TROILUS. Thy better must. - CRESSIDA. Hark! a word in your ear. - TROILUS. O plague and madness! - ULYSSES. You are moved, Prince; let us depart, I pray, - Lest your displeasure should enlarge itself - To wrathful terms. This place is dangerous; - The time right deadly; I beseech you, go. - TROILUS. Behold, I pray you. - ULYSSES. Nay, good my lord, go off; - You flow to great distraction; come, my lord. - TROILUS. I prithee stay. - ULYSSES. You have not patience; come. - TROILUS. I pray you, stay; by hell and all hell's torments, - I will not speak a word. - DIOMEDES. And so, good night. - CRESSIDA. Nay, but you part in anger. - TROILUS. Doth that grieve thee? O withered truth! - ULYSSES. How now, my lord? - TROILUS. By Jove, I will be patient. - CRESSIDA. Guardian! Why, Greek! - DIOMEDES. Fo, fo! adieu! you palter. - CRESSIDA. In faith, I do not. Come hither once again. - ULYSSES. You shake, my lord, at something; will you go? - You will break out. - TROILUS. She strokes his cheek. - ULYSSES. Come, come. - TROILUS. Nay, stay; by Jove, I will not speak a word: - There is between my will and all offences - A guard of patience. Stay a little while. - THERSITES. How the devil luxury, with his fat rump and potato - finger, tickles these together! Fry, lechery, fry! - DIOMEDES. But will you, then? - CRESSIDA. In faith, I will, lo; never trust me else. - DIOMEDES. Give me some token for the surety of it. - CRESSIDA. I'll fetch you one. Exit - ULYSSES. You have sworn patience. - TROILUS. Fear me not, my lord; - I will not be myself, nor have cognition - Of what I feel. I am all patience. - - Re-enter CRESSIDA - - THERSITES. Now the pledge; now, now, now! - CRESSIDA. Here, Diomed, keep this sleeve. - TROILUS. O beauty! where is thy faith? - ULYSSES. My lord! - TROILUS. I will be patient; outwardly I will. - CRESSIDA. You look upon that sleeve; behold it well. - He lov'd me-O false wench!-Give't me again. - DIOMEDES. Whose was't? - CRESSIDA. It is no matter, now I ha't again. - I will not meet with you to-morrow night. - I prithee, Diomed, visit me no more. - THERSITES. Now she sharpens. Well said, whetstone. - DIOMEDES. I shall have it. - CRESSIDA. What, this? - DIOMEDES. Ay, that. - CRESSIDA. O all you gods! O pretty, pretty pledge! - Thy master now lies thinking on his bed - Of thee and me, and sighs, and takes my glove, - And gives memorial dainty kisses to it, - As I kiss thee. Nay, do not snatch it from me; - He that takes that doth take my heart withal. - DIOMEDES. I had your heart before; this follows it. - TROILUS. I did swear patience. - CRESSIDA. You shall not have it, Diomed; faith, you shall not; - I'll give you something else. - DIOMEDES. I will have this. Whose was it? - CRESSIDA. It is no matter. - DIOMEDES. Come, tell me whose it was. - CRESSIDA. 'Twas one's that lov'd me better than you will. - But, now you have it, take it. - DIOMEDES. Whose was it? - CRESSIDA. By all Diana's waiting women yond, - And by herself, I will not tell you whose. - DIOMEDES. To-morrow will I wear it on my helm, - And grieve his spirit that dares not challenge it. - TROILUS. Wert thou the devil and wor'st it on thy horn, - It should be challeng'd. - CRESSIDA. Well, well, 'tis done, 'tis past; and yet it is not; - I will not keep my word. - DIOMEDES. Why, then farewell; - Thou never shalt mock Diomed again. - CRESSIDA. You shall not go. One cannot speak a word - But it straight starts you. - DIOMEDES. I do not like this fooling. - THERSITES. Nor I, by Pluto; but that that likes not you - Pleases me best. - DIOMEDES. What, shall I come? The hour- - CRESSIDA. Ay, come-O Jove! Do come. I shall be plagu'd. - DIOMEDES. Farewell till then. - CRESSIDA. Good night. I prithee come. Exit DIOMEDES - Troilus, farewell! One eye yet looks on thee; - But with my heart the other eye doth see. - Ah, poor our sex! this fault in us I find, - The error of our eye directs our mind. - What error leads must err; O, then conclude, - Minds sway'd by eyes are full of turpitude. Exit - THERSITES. A proof of strength she could not publish more, - Unless she said 'My mind is now turn'd whore.' - ULYSSES. All's done, my lord. - TROILUS. It is. - ULYSSES. Why stay we, then? - TROILUS. To make a recordation to my soul - Of every syllable that here was spoke. - But if I tell how these two did coact, - Shall I not lie in publishing a truth? - Sith yet there is a credence in my heart, - An esperance so obstinately strong, - That doth invert th' attest of eyes and ears; - As if those organs had deceptious functions - Created only to calumniate. - Was Cressid here? - ULYSSES. I cannot conjure, Troyan. - TROILUS. She was not, sure. - ULYSSES. Most sure she was. - TROILUS. Why, my negation hath no taste of madness. - ULYSSES. Nor mine, my lord. Cressid was here but now. - TROILUS. Let it not be believ'd for womanhood. - Think, we had mothers; do not give advantage - To stubborn critics, apt, without a theme, - For depravation, to square the general sex - By Cressid's rule. Rather think this not Cressid. - ULYSSES. What hath she done, Prince, that can soil our mothers? - TROILUS. Nothing at all, unless that this were she. - THERSITES. Will 'a swagger himself out on's own eyes? - TROILUS. This she? No; this is Diomed's Cressida. - If beauty have a soul, this is not she; - If souls guide vows, if vows be sanctimonies, - If sanctimony be the god's delight, - If there be rule in unity itself, - This was not she. O madness of discourse, - That cause sets up with and against itself! - Bifold authority! where reason can revolt - Without perdition, and loss assume all reason - Without revolt: this is, and is not, Cressid. - Within my soul there doth conduce a fight - Of this strange nature, that a thing inseparate - Divides more wider than the sky and earth; - And yet the spacious breadth of this division - Admits no orifex for a point as subtle - As Ariachne's broken woof to enter. - Instance, O instance! strong as Pluto's gates: - Cressid is mine, tied with the bonds of heaven. - Instance, O instance! strong as heaven itself: - The bonds of heaven are slipp'd, dissolv'd, and loos'd; - And with another knot, five-finger-tied, - The fractions of her faith, orts of her love, - The fragments, scraps, the bits, and greasy relics - Of her o'er-eaten faith, are bound to Diomed. - ULYSSES. May worthy Troilus be half-attach'd - With that which here his passion doth express? - TROILUS. Ay, Greek; and that shall be divulged well - In characters as red as Mars his heart - Inflam'd with Venus. Never did young man fancy - With so eternal and so fix'd a soul. - Hark, Greek: as much as I do Cressid love, - So much by weight hate I her Diomed. - That sleeve is mine that he'll bear on his helm; - Were it a casque compos'd by Vulcan's skill - My sword should bite it. Not the dreadful spout - Which shipmen do the hurricano call, - Constring'd in mass by the almighty sun, - Shall dizzy with more clamour Neptune's ear - In his descent than shall my prompted sword - Falling on Diomed. - THERSITES. He'll tickle it for his concupy. - TROILUS. O Cressid! O false Cressid! false, false, false! - Let all untruths stand by thy stained name, - And they'll seem glorious. - ULYSSES. O, contain yourself; - Your passion draws ears hither. - - Enter AENEAS - - AENEAS. I have been seeking you this hour, my lord. - Hector, by this, is arming him in Troy; - Ajax, your guard, stays to conduct you home. - TROILUS. Have with you, Prince. My courteous lord, adieu. - Fairwell, revolted fair!-and, Diomed, - Stand fast and wear a castle on thy head. - ULYSSES. I'll bring you to the gates. - TROILUS. Accept distracted thanks. - - Exeunt TROILUS, AENEAS. and ULYSSES - - THERSITES. Would I could meet that rogue Diomed! I would croak like - a raven; I would bode, I would bode. Patroclus will give me - anything for the intelligence of this whore; the parrot will not - do more for an almond than he for a commodious drab. Lechery, - lechery! Still wars and lechery! Nothing else holds fashion. A - burning devil take them! Exit - - - - -ACT V. SCENE 3. -Troy. Before PRIAM'S palace - -Enter HECTOR and ANDROMACHE - - ANDROMACHE. When was my lord so much ungently temper'd - To stop his ears against admonishment? - Unarm, unarm, and do not fight to-day. - HECTOR. You train me to offend you; get you in. - By all the everlasting gods, I'll go. - ANDROMACHE. My dreams will, sure, prove ominous to the day. - HECTOR. No more, I say. - - Enter CASSANDRA - - CASSANDRA. Where is my brother Hector? - ANDROMACHE. Here, sister, arm'd, and bloody in intent. - Consort with me in loud and dear petition, - Pursue we him on knees; for I have dreamt - Of bloody turbulence, and this whole night - Hath nothing been but shapes and forms of slaughter. - CASSANDRA. O, 'tis true! - HECTOR. Ho! bid my trumpet sound. - CASSANDRA. No notes of sally, for the heavens, sweet brother! - HECTOR. Be gone, I say. The gods have heard me swear. - CASSANDRA. The gods are deaf to hot and peevish vows; - They are polluted off'rings, more abhorr'd - Than spotted livers in the sacrifice. - ANDROMACHE. O, be persuaded! Do not count it holy - To hurt by being just. It is as lawful, - For we would give much, to use violent thefts - And rob in the behalf of charity. - CASSANDRA. It is the purpose that makes strong the vow; - But vows to every purpose must not hold. - Unarm, sweet Hector. - HECTOR. Hold you still, I say. - Mine honour keeps the weather of my fate. - Life every man holds dear; but the dear man - Holds honour far more precious dear than life. - - Enter TROILUS - - How now, young man! Mean'st thou to fight to-day? - ANDROMACHE. Cassandra, call my father to persuade. - Exit CASSANDRA - HECTOR. No, faith, young Troilus; doff thy harness, youth; - I am to-day i' th' vein of chivalry. - Let grow thy sinews till their knots be strong, - And tempt not yet the brushes of the war. - Unarm thee, go; and doubt thou not, brave boy, - I'll stand to-day for thee and me and Troy. - TROILUS. Brother, you have a vice of mercy in you - Which better fits a lion than a man. - HECTOR. What vice is that, good Troilus? - Chide me for it. - TROILUS. When many times the captive Grecian falls, - Even in the fan and wind of your fair sword, - You bid them rise and live. - HECTOR. O, 'tis fair play! - TROILUS. Fool's play, by heaven, Hector. - HECTOR. How now! how now! - TROILUS. For th' love of all the gods, - Let's leave the hermit Pity with our mother; - And when we have our armours buckled on, - The venom'd vengeance ride upon our swords, - Spur them to ruthful work, rein them from ruth! - HECTOR. Fie, savage, fie! - TROILUS. Hector, then 'tis wars. - HECTOR. Troilus, I would not have you fight to-day. - TROILUS. Who should withhold me? - Not fate, obedience, nor the hand of Mars - Beck'ning with fiery truncheon my retire; - Not Priamus and Hecuba on knees, - Their eyes o'ergalled with recourse of tears; - Nor you, my brother, with your true sword drawn, - Oppos'd to hinder me, should stop my way, - But by my ruin. - - Re-enter CASSANDRA, with PRIAM - - CASSANDRA. Lay hold upon him, Priam, hold him fast; - He is thy crutch; now if thou lose thy stay, - Thou on him leaning, and all Troy on thee, - Fall all together. - PRIAM. Come, Hector, come, go back. - Thy wife hath dreamt; thy mother hath had visions; - Cassandra doth foresee; and I myself - Am like a prophet suddenly enrapt - To tell thee that this day is ominous. - Therefore, come back. - HECTOR. Aeneas is a-field; - And I do stand engag'd to many Greeks, - Even in the faith of valour, to appear - This morning to them. - PRIAM. Ay, but thou shalt not go. - HECTOR. I must not break my faith. - You know me dutiful; therefore, dear sir, - Let me not shame respect; but give me leave - To take that course by your consent and voice - Which you do here forbid me, royal Priam. - CASSANDRA. O Priam, yield not to him! - ANDROMACHE. Do not, dear father. - HECTOR. Andromache, I am offended with you. - Upon the love you bear me, get you in. - Exit ANDROMACHE - TROILUS. This foolish, dreaming, superstitious girl - Makes all these bodements. - CASSANDRA. O, farewell, dear Hector! - Look how thou diest. Look how thy eye turns pale. - Look how thy wounds do bleed at many vents. - Hark how Troy roars; how Hecuba cries out; - How poor Andromache shrills her dolours forth; - Behold distraction, frenzy, and amazement, - Like witless antics, one another meet, - And all cry, Hector! Hector's dead! O Hector! - TROILUS. Away, away! - CASSANDRA. Farewell!-yet, soft! Hector, I take my leave. - Thou dost thyself and all our Troy deceive. Exit - HECTOR. You are amaz'd, my liege, at her exclaim. - Go in, and cheer the town; we'll forth, and fight, - Do deeds worth praise and tell you them at night. - PRIAM. Farewell. The gods with safety stand about thee! - Exeunt severally PRIAM and HECTOR. Alarums - TROILUS. They are at it, hark! Proud Diomed, believe, - I come to lose my arm or win my sleeve. - - Enter PANDARUS - - PANDARUS. Do you hear, my lord? Do you hear? - TROILUS. What now? - PANDARUS. Here's a letter come from yond poor girl. - TROILUS. Let me read. - PANDARUS. A whoreson tisick, a whoreson rascally tisick so troubles - me, and the foolish fortune of this girl, and what one thing, - what another, that I shall leave you one o' th's days; and I have - a rheum in mine eyes too, and such an ache in my bones that - unless a man were curs'd I cannot tell what to think on't. What - says she there? - TROILUS. Words, words, mere words, no matter from the heart; - Th' effect doth operate another way. - [Tearing the letter] - Go, wind, to wind, there turn and change together. - My love with words and errors still she feeds, - But edifies another with her deeds. Exeunt severally - - - - -ACT V. SCENE 4. -The plain between Troy and the Grecian camp - -Enter THERSITES. Excursions - - THERSITES. Now they are clapper-clawing one another; I'll go look - on. That dissembling abominable varlet, Diomed, has got that same - scurvy doting foolish young knave's sleeve of Troy there in his - helm. I would fain see them meet, that that same young Troyan ass - that loves the whore there might send that Greekish whoremasterly - villain with the sleeve back to the dissembling luxurious drab of - a sleeve-less errand. A th' t'other side, the policy of those - crafty swearing rascals-that stale old mouse-eaten dry cheese, - Nestor, and that same dog-fox, Ulysses -is not prov'd worth a - blackberry. They set me up, in policy, that mongrel cur, Ajax, - against that dog of as bad a kind, Achilles; and now is the cur, - Ajax prouder than the cur Achilles, and will not arm to-day; - whereupon the Grecians begin to proclaim barbarism, and policy - grows into an ill opinion. - - Enter DIOMEDES, TROILUS following - - Soft! here comes sleeve, and t'other. - TROILUS. Fly not; for shouldst thou take the river Styx - I would swim after. - DIOMEDES. Thou dost miscall retire. - I do not fly; but advantageous care - Withdrew me from the odds of multitude. - Have at thee. - THERSITES. Hold thy whore, Grecian; now for thy whore, - Troyan-now the sleeve, now the sleeve! - Exeunt TROILUS and DIOMEDES fighting - - Enter HECTOR - - HECTOR. What art thou, Greek? Art thou for Hector's match? - Art thou of blood and honour? - THERSITES. No, no-I am a rascal; a scurvy railing knave; a very - filthy rogue. - HECTOR. I do believe thee. Live. Exit - THERSITES. God-a-mercy, that thou wilt believe me; but a plague - break thy neck for frighting me! What's become of the wenching - rogues? I think they have swallowed one another. I would laugh at - that miracle. Yet, in a sort, lechery eats itself. I'll seek - them. Exit - - - - -ACT V. SCENE 5. -Another part of the plain - -Enter DIOMEDES and A SERVANT - - DIOMEDES. Go, go, my servant, take thou Troilus' horse; - Present the fair steed to my lady Cressid. - Fellow, commend my service to her beauty; - Tell her I have chastis'd the amorous Troyan, - And am her knight by proof. - SERVANT. I go, my lord. Exit - - Enter AGAMEMNON - - AGAMEMNON. Renew, renew! The fierce Polydamus - Hath beat down enon; bastard Margarelon - Hath Doreus prisoner, - And stands colossus-wise, waving his beam, - Upon the pashed corses of the kings - Epistrophus and Cedius. Polixenes is slain; - Amphimacus and Thoas deadly hurt; - Patroclus ta'en, or slain; and Palamedes - Sore hurt and bruis'd. The dreadful Sagittary - Appals our numbers. Haste we, Diomed, - To reinforcement, or we perish all. - - Enter NESTOR - - NESTOR. Go, bear Patroclus' body to Achilles, - And bid the snail-pac'd Ajax arm for shame. - There is a thousand Hectors in the field; - Now here he fights on Galathe his horse, - And there lacks work; anon he's there afoot, - And there they fly or die, like scaled sculls - Before the belching whale; then is he yonder, - And there the strawy Greeks, ripe for his edge, - Fall down before him like the mower's swath. - Here, there, and everywhere, he leaves and takes; - Dexterity so obeying appetite - That what he will he does, and does so much - That proof is call'd impossibility. - - Enter ULYSSES - - ULYSSES. O, courage, courage, courage, Princes! Great - Achilles Is arming, weeping, cursing, vowing vengeance. - Patroclus' wounds have rous'd his drowsy blood, - Together with his mangled Myrmidons, - That noseless, handless, hack'd and chipp'd, come to - him, Crying on Hector. Ajax hath lost a friend - And foams at mouth, and he is arm'd and at it, - Roaring for Troilus; who hath done to-day - Mad and fantastic execution, - Engaging and redeeming of himself - With such a careless force and forceless care - As if that luck, in very spite of cunning, - Bade him win all. - - Enter AJAX - - AJAX. Troilus! thou coward Troilus! Exit - DIOMEDES. Ay, there, there. - NESTOR. So, so, we draw together. Exit - Enter ACHILLES - - ACHILLES. Where is this Hector? - Come, come, thou boy-queller, show thy face; - Know what it is to meet Achilles angry. - Hector! where's Hector? I will none but Hector. Exeunt - - - - -ACT V. SCENE 6. -Another part of the plain - -Enter AJAX - - AJAX. Troilus, thou coward Troilus, show thy head. - - Enter DIOMEDES - - DIOMEDES. Troilus, I say! Where's Troilus? - AJAX. What wouldst thou? - DIOMEDES. I would correct him. - AJAX. Were I the general, thou shouldst have my office - Ere that correction. Troilus, I say! What, Troilus! - - Enter TROILUS - - TROILUS. O traitor Diomed! Turn thy false face, thou traitor, - And pay thy life thou owest me for my horse. - DIOMEDES. Ha! art thou there? - AJAX. I'll fight with him alone. Stand, Diomed. - DIOMEDES. He is my prize. I will not look upon. - TROILUS. Come, both, you cogging Greeks; have at you - Exeunt fighting - - Enter HECTOR - - HECTOR. Yea, Troilus? O, well fought, my youngest brother! - - Enter ACHILLES - - ACHILLES. Now do I see thee, ha! Have at thee, Hector! - HECTOR. Pause, if thou wilt. - ACHILLES. I do disdain thy courtesy, proud Troyan. - Be happy that my arms are out of use; - My rest and negligence befriends thee now, - But thou anon shalt hear of me again; - Till when, go seek thy fortune. Exit - HECTOR. Fare thee well. - I would have been much more a fresher man, - Had I expected thee. - - Re-enter TROILUS - - How now, my brother! - TROILUS. Ajax hath ta'en Aeneas. Shall it be? - No, by the flame of yonder glorious heaven, - He shall not carry him; I'll be ta'en too, - Or bring him off. Fate, hear me what I say: - I reck not though thou end my life to-day. Exit - - Enter one in armour - - HECTOR. Stand, stand, thou Greek; thou art a goodly mark. - No? wilt thou not? I like thy armour well; - I'll frush it and unlock the rivets all - But I'll be master of it. Wilt thou not, beast, abide? - Why then, fly on; I'll hunt thee for thy hide. Exeunt - - - - -ACT V. SCENE 7. -Another part of the plain - -Enter ACHILLES, with Myrmidons - - ACHILLES. Come here about me, you my Myrmidons; - Mark what I say. Attend me where I wheel; - Strike not a stroke, but keep yourselves in breath; - And when I have the bloody Hector found, - Empale him with your weapons round about; - In fellest manner execute your arms. - Follow me, sirs, and my proceedings eye. - It is decreed Hector the great must die. Exeunt - - Enter MENELAUS and PARIS, fighting; then THERSITES - - THERSITES. The cuckold and the cuckold-maker are at it. Now, bull! - now, dog! 'Loo, Paris, 'loo! now my double-horn'd Spartan! 'loo, - Paris, 'loo! The bull has the game. Ware horns, ho! - Exeunt PARIS and MENELAUS - - Enter MARGARELON - - MARGARELON. Turn, slave, and fight. - THERSITES. What art thou? - MARGARELON. A bastard son of Priam's. - THERSITES. I am a bastard too; I love bastards. I am a bastard - begot, bastard instructed, bastard in mind, bastard in valour, in - everything illegitimate. One bear will not bite another, and - wherefore should one bastard? Take heed, the quarrel's most - ominous to us: if the son of a whore fight for a whore, he tempts - judgment. Farewell, bastard. - Exit - MARGARELON. The devil take thee, coward! Exit - - - - -ACT V. SCENE 8. -Another part of the plain - -Enter HECTOR - - HECTOR. Most putrified core so fair without, - Thy goodly armour thus hath cost thy life. - Now is my day's work done; I'll take good breath: - Rest, sword; thou hast thy fill of blood and death! - [Disarms] - - Enter ACHILLES and his Myrmidons - - ACHILLES. Look, Hector, how the sun begins to set; - How ugly night comes breathing at his heels; - Even with the vail and dark'ning of the sun, - To close the day up, Hector's life is done. - HECTOR. I am unarm'd; forego this vantage, Greek. - ACHILLES. Strike, fellows, strike; this is the man I seek. - [HECTOR falls] - So, Ilion, fall thou next! Come, Troy, sink down; - Here lies thy heart, thy sinews, and thy bone. - On, Myrmidons, and cry you an amain - 'Achilles hath the mighty Hector slain.' - [A retreat sounded] - Hark! a retire upon our Grecian part. - MYRMIDON. The Troyan trumpets sound the like, my lord. - ACHILLES. The dragon wing of night o'erspreads the earth - And, stickler-like, the armies separates. - My half-supp'd sword, that frankly would have fed, - Pleas'd with this dainty bait, thus goes to bed. - [Sheathes his sword] - Come, tie his body to my horse's tail; - Along the field I will the Troyan trail. Exeunt - - - - -ACT V. SCENE 9. -Another part of the plain - -Sound retreat. Shout. Enter AGAMEMNON, AJAX, MENELAUS, NESTOR, DIOMEDES, -and the rest, marching - - AGAMEMNON. Hark! hark! what shout is this? - NESTOR. Peace, drums! - SOLDIERS. [Within] Achilles! Achilles! Hector's slain. Achilles! - DIOMEDES. The bruit is Hector's slain, and by Achilles. - AJAX. If it be so, yet bragless let it be; - Great Hector was as good a man as he. - AGAMEMNON. March patiently along. Let one be sent - To pray Achilles see us at our tent. - If in his death the gods have us befriended; - Great Troy is ours, and our sharp wars are ended. - Exeunt - - - - -ACT V. SCENE 10. -Another part of the plain - -Enter AENEAS, PARIS, ANTENOR, and DEIPHOBUS - - AENEAS. Stand, ho! yet are we masters of the field. - Never go home; here starve we out the night. - - Enter TROILUS - - TROILUS. Hector is slain. - ALL. Hector! The gods forbid! - TROILUS. He's dead, and at the murderer's horse's tail, - In beastly sort, dragg'd through the shameful field. - Frown on, you heavens, effect your rage with speed. - Sit, gods, upon your thrones, and smile at Troy. - I say at once let your brief plagues be mercy, - And linger not our sure destructions on. - AENEAS. My lord, you do discomfort all the host. - TROILUS. You understand me not that tell me so. - I do not speak of flight, of fear of death, - But dare all imminence that gods and men - Address their dangers in. Hector is gone. - Who shall tell Priam so, or Hecuba? - Let him that will a screech-owl aye be call'd - Go in to Troy, and say there 'Hector's dead.' - There is a word will Priam turn to stone; - Make wells and Niobes of the maids and wives, - Cold statues of the youth; and, in a word, - Scare Troy out of itself. But, march away; - Hector is dead; there is no more to say. - Stay yet. You vile abominable tents, - Thus proudly pight upon our Phrygian plains, - Let Titan rise as early as he dare, - I'll through and through you. And, thou great-siz'd coward, - No space of earth shall sunder our two hates; - I'll haunt thee like a wicked conscience still, - That mouldeth goblins swift as frenzy's thoughts. - Strike a free march to Troy. With comfort go; - Hope of revenge shall hide our inward woe. - - Enter PANDARUS - - PANDARUS. But hear you, hear you! - TROILUS. Hence, broker-lackey. Ignominy and shame - Pursue thy life and live aye with thy name! - Exeunt all but PANDARUS - PANDARUS. A goodly medicine for my aching bones! world! world! thus - is the poor agent despis'd! traitors and bawds, how earnestly are - you set a work, and how ill requited! Why should our endeavour be - so lov'd, and the performance so loathed? What verse for it? What - instance for it? Let me see- - - Full merrily the humble-bee doth sing - Till he hath lost his honey and his sting; - And being once subdu'd in armed trail, - Sweet honey and sweet notes together fail. - - Good traders in the flesh, set this in your painted - cloths. As many as be here of pander's hall, - Your eyes, half out, weep out at Pandar's fall; - Or, if you cannot weep, yet give some groans, - Though not for me, yet for your aching bones. - Brethren and sisters of the hold-door trade, - Some two months hence my will shall here be made. - It should be now, but that my fear is this, - Some galled goose of Winchester would hiss. - Till then I'll sweat and seek about for eases, - And at that time bequeath you my diseases. Exit - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1602 - - -TWELFTH NIGHT; OR, WHAT YOU WILL - -by William Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - - ORSINO, Duke of Illyria - SEBASTIAN, brother of Viola - ANTONIO, a sea captain, friend of Sebastian - A SEA CAPTAIN, friend of Viola - VALENTINE, gentleman attending on the Duke - CURIO, gentleman attending on the Duke - SIR TOBY BELCH, uncle of Olivia - SIR ANDREW AGUECHEEK - MALVOLIO, steward to Olivia - FABIAN, servant to Olivia - FESTE, a clown, servant to Olivia - - OLIVIA, a rich countess - VIOLA, sister of Sebastian - MARIA, Olivia's waiting woman - - Lords, Priests, Sailors, Officers, Musicians, and Attendants - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -A city in Illyria; and the sea-coast near it - - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -The DUKE'S palace - -Enter ORSINO, Duke of Illyria, CURIO, and other LORDS; MUSICIANS attending - - DUKE. If music be the food of love, play on, - Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting, - The appetite may sicken and so die. - That strain again! It had a dying fall; - O, it came o'er my ear like the sweet sound - That breathes upon a bank of violets, - Stealing and giving odour! Enough, no more; - 'Tis not so sweet now as it was before. - O spirit of love, how quick and fresh art thou! - That, notwithstanding thy capacity - Receiveth as the sea, nought enters there, - Of what validity and pitch soe'er, - But falls into abatement and low price - Even in a minute. So full of shapes is fancy, - That it alone is high fantastical. - CURIO. Will you go hunt, my lord? - DUKE. What, Curio? - CURIO. The hart. - DUKE. Why, so I do, the noblest that I have. - O, when mine eyes did see Olivia first, - Methought she purg'd the air of pestilence! - That instant was I turn'd into a hart, - And my desires, like fell and cruel hounds, - E'er since pursue me. - - Enter VALENTINE - - How now! what news from her? - VALENTINE. So please my lord, I might not be admitted, - But from her handmaid do return this answer: - The element itself, till seven years' heat, - Shall not behold her face at ample view; - But like a cloistress she will veiled walk, - And water once a day her chamber round - With eye-offending brine; all this to season - A brother's dead love, which she would keep fresh - And lasting in her sad remembrance. - DUKE. O, she that hath a heart of that fine frame - To pay this debt of love but to a brother, - How will she love when the rich golden shaft - Hath kill'd the flock of all affections else - That live in her; when liver, brain, and heart, - These sovereign thrones, are all supplied and fill'd, - Her sweet perfections, with one self king! - Away before me to sweet beds of flow'rs: - Love-thoughts lie rich when canopied with bow'rs. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -The sea-coast - -Enter VIOLA, a CAPTAIN, and SAILORS - - VIOLA. What country, friends, is this? - CAPTAIN. This is Illyria, lady. - VIOLA. And what should I do in Illyria? - My brother he is in Elysium. - Perchance he is not drown'd- what think you, sailors? - CAPTAIN. It is perchance that you yourself were saved. - VIOLA. O my poor brother! and so perchance may he be. - CAPTAIN. True, madam, and, to comfort you with chance, - Assure yourself, after our ship did split, - When you, and those poor number saved with you, - Hung on our driving boat, I saw your brother, - Most provident in peril, bind himself- - Courage and hope both teaching him the practice- - To a strong mast that liv'd upon the sea; - Where, like Arion on the dolphin's back, - I saw him hold acquaintance with the waves - So long as I could see. - VIOLA. For saying so, there's gold. - Mine own escape unfoldeth to my hope, - Whereto thy speech serves for authority, - The like of him. Know'st thou this country? - CAPTAIN. Ay, madam, well; for I was bred and born - Not three hours' travel from this very place. - VIOLA. Who governs here? - CAPTAIN. A noble duke, in nature as in name. - VIOLA. What is his name? - CAPTAIN. Orsino. - VIOLA. Orsino! I have heard my father name him. - He was a bachelor then. - CAPTAIN. And so is now, or was so very late; - For but a month ago I went from hence, - And then 'twas fresh in murmur- as, you know, - What great ones do the less will prattle of- - That he did seek the love of fair Olivia. - VIOLA. What's she? - CAPTAIN. A virtuous maid, the daughter of a count - That died some twelvemonth since, then leaving her - In the protection of his son, her brother, - Who shortly also died; for whose dear love, - They say, she hath abjur'd the company - And sight of men. - VIOLA. O that I serv'd that lady, - And might not be delivered to the world, - Till I had made mine own occasion mellow, - What my estate is! - CAPTAIN. That were hard to compass, - Because she will admit no kind of suit- - No, not the Duke's. - VIOLA. There is a fair behaviour in thee, Captain; - And though that nature with a beauteous wall - Doth oft close in pollution, yet of thee - I will believe thou hast a mind that suits - With this thy fair and outward character. - I prithee, and I'll pay thee bounteously, - Conceal me what I am, and be my aid - For such disguise as haply shall become - The form of my intent. I'll serve this duke: - Thou shalt present me as an eunuch to him; - It may be worth thy pains, for I can sing - And speak to him in many sorts of music, - That will allow me very worth his service. - What else may hap to time I will commit; - Only shape thou silence to my wit. - CAPTAIN. Be you his eunuch and your mute I'll be; - When my tongue blabs, then let mine eyes not see. - VIOLA. I thank thee. Lead me on. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -OLIVIA'S house - -Enter SIR TOBY BELCH and MARIA - - SIR TOBY. What a plague means my niece to take the death of her - brother thus? I am sure care's an enemy to life. - MARIA. By my troth, Sir Toby, you must come in earlier o' nights; - your cousin, my lady, takes great exceptions to your ill hours. - SIR TOBY. Why, let her except before excepted. - MARIA. Ay, but you must confine yourself within the modest limits - of order. - SIR TOBY. Confine! I'll confine myself no finer than I am. These - clothes are good enough to drink in, and so be these boots too; - an they be not, let them hang themselves in their own straps. - MARIA. That quaffing and drinking will undo you; I heard my lady - talk of it yesterday, and of a foolish knight that you brought in - one night here to be her wooer. - SIR TOBY. Who? Sir Andrew Aguecheek? - MARIA. Ay, he. - SIR TOBY. He's as tall a man as any's in Illyria. - MARIA. What's that to th' purpose? - SIR TOBY. Why, he has three thousand ducats a year. - MARIA. Ay, but he'll have but a year in all these ducats; he's a - very fool and a prodigal. - SIR TOBY. Fie that you'll say so! He plays o' th' viol-de-gamboys, - and speaks three or four languages word for word without book, - and hath all the good gifts of nature. - MARIA. He hath indeed, almost natural; for, besides that he's a - fool, he's a great quarreller; and but that he hath the gift of a - coward to allay the gust he hath in quarrelling, 'tis thought - among the prudent he would quickly have the gift of a grave. - SIR TOBY. By this hand, they are scoundrels and subtractors that - say so of him. Who are they? - MARIA. They that add, moreover, he's drunk nightly in your company. - SIR TOBY. With drinking healths to my niece; I'll drink to her as - long as there is a passage in my throat and drink in Illyria. - He's a coward and a coystrill that will not drink to my niece - till his brains turn o' th' toe like a parish-top. What, wench! - Castiliano vulgo! for here comes Sir Andrew Agueface. - - Enter SIR ANDREW AGUECHEEK - - AGUECHEEK. Sir Toby Belch! How now, Sir Toby Belch! - SIR TOBY. Sweet Sir Andrew! - AGUECHEEK. Bless you, fair shrew. - MARIA. And you too, sir. - SIR TOBY. Accost, Sir Andrew, accost. - AGUECHEEK. What's that? - SIR TOBY. My niece's chambermaid. - AGUECHEEK. Good Mistress Accost, I desire better acquaintance. - MARIA. My name is Mary, sir. - AGUECHEEK. Good Mistress Mary Accost- - SIR Toby. You mistake, knight. 'Accost' is front her, board her, - woo her, assail her. - AGUECHEEK. By my troth, I would not undertake her in this company. - Is that the meaning of 'accost'? - MARIA. Fare you well, gentlemen. - SIR TOBY. An thou let part so, Sir Andrew, would thou mightst never - draw sword again! - AGUECHEEK. An you part so, mistress, I would I might never draw - sword again. Fair lady, do you think you have fools in hand? - MARIA. Sir, I have not you by th' hand. - AGUECHEEK. Marry, but you shall have; and here's my hand. - MARIA. Now, sir, thought is free. I pray you, bring your hand to - th' buttry-bar and let it drink. - AGUECHEEK. Wherefore, sweetheart? What's your metaphor? - MARIA. It's dry, sir. - AGUECHEEK. Why, I think so; I am not such an ass but I can keep my - hand dry. But what's your jest? - MARIA. A dry jest, sir. - AGUECHEEK. Are you full of them? - MARIA. Ay, sir, I have them at my fingers' ends; marry, now I let - go your hand, I am barren. Exit MARIA - SIR TOBY. O knight, thou lack'st a cup of canary! When did I see - thee so put down? - AGUECHEEK. Never in your life, I think; unless you see canary put - me down. Methinks sometimes I have no more wit than a Christian - or an ordinary man has; but I am great eater of beef, and I - believe that does harm to my wit. - SIR TOBY. No question. - AGUECHEEK. An I thought that, I'd forswear it. I'll ride home - to-morrow, Sir Toby. - SIR TOBY. Pourquoi, my dear knight? - AGUECHEEK. What is 'pourquoi'- do or not do? I would I had bestowed - that time in the tongues that I have in fencing, dancing, and - bear-baiting. Oh, had I but followed the arts! - SIR TOBY. Then hadst thou had an excellent head of hair. - AGUECHEEK. Why, would that have mended my hair? - SIR TOBY. Past question; for thou seest it will not curl by nature. - AGUECHEEK. But it becomes me well enough, does't not? - SIR TOBY. Excellent; it hangs like flax on a distaff, and I hope to - see a huswife take thee between her legs and spin it off. - AGUECHEEK. Faith, I'll home to-morrow, Sir Toby. Your niece will - not be seen, or if she be, it's four to one she'll none of me; - the Count himself here hard by woos her. - SIR TOBY. She'll none o' th' Count; she'll not match above her - degree, neither in estate, years, nor wit; I have heard her - swear't. Tut, there's life in't, man. - AGUECHEEK. I'll stay a month longer. I am a fellow o' th' strangest - mind i' th' world; I delight in masques and revels sometimes - altogether. - SIR TOBY. Art thou good at these kickshawses, knight? - AGUECHEEK. As any man in Illyria, whatsoever he be, under the - degree of my betters; and yet I will not compare with an old man. - SIR TOBY. What is thy excellence in a galliard, knight? - AGUECHEEK. Faith, I can cut a caper. - SIR TOBY. And I can cut the mutton to't. - AGUECHEEK. And I think I have the back-trick simply as strong as - any man in Illyria. - SIR TOBY. Wherefore are these things hid? Wherefore have these - gifts a curtain before 'em? Are they like to take dust, like - Mistress Mall's picture? Why dost thou not go to church in a - galliard and come home in a coranto? My very walk should be a - jig; I would not so much as make water but in a sink-a-pace. What - dost thou mean? Is it a world to hide virtues in? I did think, by - the excellent constitution of thy leg, it was form'd under the - star of a galliard. - AGUECHEEK. Ay, 'tis strong, and it does indifferent well in - flame-colour'd stock. Shall we set about some revels? - SIR TOBY. What shall we do else? Were we not born under Taurus? - AGUECHEEK. Taurus? That's sides and heart. - SIR TOBY. No, sir; it is legs and thighs. Let me see the caper. Ha, - higher! Ha, ha, excellent! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -The DUKE'S palace - -Enter VALENTINE, and VIOLA in man's attire - - VALENTINE. If the Duke continue these favours towards you, Cesario, - you are like to be much advanc'd; he hath known you but three - days, and already you are no stranger. - VIOLA. You either fear his humour or my negligence, that you call - in question the continuance of his love. Is he inconstant, sir, - in his favours? - VALENTINE. No, believe me. - - Enter DUKE, CURIO, and ATTENDANTS - - VIOLA. I thank you. Here comes the Count. - DUKE. Who saw Cesario, ho? - VIOLA. On your attendance, my lord, here. - DUKE. Stand you awhile aloof. Cesario, - Thou know'st no less but all; I have unclasp'd - To thee the book even of my secret soul. - Therefore, good youth, address thy gait unto her; - Be not denied access, stand at her doors, - And tell them there thy fixed foot shall grow - Till thou have audience. - VIOLA. Sure, my noble lord, - If she be so abandon'd to her sorrow - As it is spoke, she never will admit me. - DUKE. Be clamorous and leap all civil bounds, - Rather than make unprofited return. - VIOLA. Say I do speak with her, my lord, what then? - DUKE. O, then unfold the passion of my love, - Surprise her with discourse of my dear faith! - It shall become thee well to act my woes: - She will attend it better in thy youth - Than in a nuncio's of more grave aspect. - VIOLA. I think not so, my lord. - DUKE. Dear lad, believe it, - For they shall yet belie thy happy years - That say thou art a man: Diana's lip - Is not more smooth and rubious; thy small pipe - Is as the maiden's organ, shrill and sound, - And all is semblative a woman's part. - I know thy constellation is right apt - For this affair. Some four or five attend him- - All, if you will, for I myself am best - When least in company. Prosper well in this, - And thou shalt live as freely as thy lord - To call his fortunes thine. - VIOLA. I'll do my best - To woo your lady. [Aside] Yet, a barful strife! - Whoe'er I woo, myself would be his wife. - - - - -SCENE V. -OLIVIA'S house - -Enter MARIA and CLOWN - - MARIA. Nay, either tell me where thou hast been, or I will not open - my lips so wide as a bristle may enter in way of thy excuse; my - lady will hang thee for thy absence. - CLOWN. Let her hang me. He that is well hang'd in this world needs - to fear no colours. - MARIA. Make that good. - CLOWN. He shall see none to fear. - MARIA. A good lenten answer. I can tell thee where that saying was - born, of 'I fear no colours.' - CLOWN. Where, good Mistress Mary? - MARIA. In the wars; and that may you be bold to say in your - foolery. - CLOWN. Well, God give them wisdom that have it; and those that are - fools, let them use their talents. - MARIA. Yet you will be hang'd for being so long absent; or to be - turn'd away- is not that as good as a hanging to you? - CLOWN. Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage; and for turning - away, let summer bear it out. - MARIA. You are resolute, then? - CLOWN. Not so, neither; but I am resolv'd on two points. - MARIA. That if one break, the other will hold; or if both break, - your gaskins fall. - CLOWN. Apt, in good faith, very apt! Well, go thy way; if Sir Toby - would leave drinking, thou wert as witty a piece of Eve's flesh - as any in Illyria. - MARIA. Peace, you rogue, no more o' that. Here comes my lady. Make - your excuse wisely, you were best. Exit - - Enter OLIVIA and MALVOLIO - - CLOWN. Wit, an't be thy will, put me into good fooling! Those wits - that think they have thee do very oft prove fools; and I that am - sure I lack thee may pass for a wise man. For what says - Quinapalus? 'Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.' God bless - thee, lady! - OLIVIA. Take the fool away. - CLOWN. Do you not hear, fellows? Take away the lady. - OLIVIA. Go to, y'are a dry fool; I'll no more of you. Besides, you - grow dishonest. - CLOWN. Two faults, madonna, that drink and good counsel will amend; - for give the dry fool drink, then is the fool not dry. Bid the - dishonest man mend himself: if he mend, he is no longer - dishonest; if he cannot, let the botcher mend him. Anything - that's mended is but patch'd; virtue that transgresses is but - patch'd with sin, and sin that amends is but patch'd with virtue. - If that this simple syllogism will serve, so; if it will not, - what remedy? As there is no true cuckold but calamity, so - beauty's a flower. The lady bade take away the fool; therefore, I - say again, take her away. - OLIVIA. Sir, I bade them take away you. - CLOWN. Misprision in the highest degree! Lady, 'Cucullus non facit - monachum'; that's as much to say as I wear not motley in my - brain. Good madonna, give me leave to prove you a fool. - OLIVIA. Can you do it? - CLOWN. Dexteriously, good madonna. - OLIVIA. Make your proof. - CLOWN. I must catechize you for it, madonna. - Good my mouse of virtue, answer me. - OLIVIA. Well, sir, for want of other idleness, I'll bide your - proof. - CLOWN. Good madonna, why mourn'st thou? - OLIVIA. Good fool, for my brother's death. - CLOWN. I think his soul is in hell, madonna. - OLIVIA. I know his soul is in heaven, fool. - CLOWN. The more fool, madonna, to mourn for your brother's soul - being in heaven. Take away the fool, gentlemen. - OLIVIA. What think you of this fool, Malvolio? Doth he not mend? - MALVOLIO. Yes, and shall do, till the pangs of death shake him. - Infirmity, that decays the wise, doth ever make the better fool. - CLOWN. God send you, sir, a speedy infirmity, for the better - increasing your folly! Sir Toby will be sworn that I am no fox; - but he will not pass his word for twopence that you are no fool. - OLIVIA. How say you to that, Malvolio? - MALVOLIO. I marvel your ladyship takes delight in such a barren - rascal; I saw him put down the other day with an ordinary fool - that has no more brain than a stone. Look you now, he's out of - his guard already; unless you laugh and minister occasion to him, - he is gagg'd. I protest I take these wise men that crow so at - these set kind of fools no better than the fools' zanies. - OLIVIA. O, you are sick of self-love, Malvolio, and taste with a - distemper'd appetite. To be generous, guiltless, and of free - disposition, is to take those things for bird-bolts that you deem - cannon bullets. There is no slander in an allow'd fool, though he - do nothing but rail; nor no railing in known discreet man, though - he do nothing but reprove. - CLOWN. Now Mercury endue thee with leasing, for thou speak'st well - of fools! - - Re-enter MARIA - - MARIA. Madam, there is at the gate a young gentleman much desires - to speak with you. - OLIVIA. From the Count Orsino, is it? - MARIA. I know not, madam; 'tis a fair young man, and well attended. - OLIVIA. Who of my people hold him in delay? - MARIA. Sir Toby, madam, your kinsman. - OLIVIA. Fetch him off, I pray you; he speaks nothing but madman. - Fie on him! [Exit MARIA] Go you, Malvolio: if it be a suit from - the Count, I am sick, or not at home- what you will to dismiss - it. [Exit MALVOLIO] Now you see, sir, how your fooling grows old, - and people dislike it. - CLOWN. Thou hast spoke for us, madonna, as if thy eldest son should - be a fool; whose skull Jove cram with brains! For- here he comes- - one of thy kin has a most weak pia mater. - - Enter SIR TOBY - - OLIVIA. By mine honour, half drunk! What is he at the gate, cousin? - SIR TOBY. A gentleman. - OLIVIA. A gentleman! What gentleman? - SIR TOBY. 'Tis a gentleman here. [Hiccups] A plague o' these - pickle-herring! How now, sot! - CLOWN. Good Sir Toby! - OLIVIA. Cousin, cousin, how have you come so early by this - lethargy? - SIR TOBY. Lechery! I defy lechery. There's one at the gate. - OLIVIA. Ay, marry; what is he? - SIR TOBY. Let him be the devil an he will, I care not; give me - faith, say I. Well, it's all one. Exit - OLIVIA. What's a drunken man like, fool? - CLOWN. Like a drown'd man, a fool, and a madman: one draught above - heat makes him a fool; the second mads him; and a third drowns - him. - OLIVIA. Go thou and seek the crowner, and let him sit o' my coz; - for he's in the third degree of drink, he's drown'd; go look - after him. - CLOWN. He is but mad yet, madonna, and the fool shall look to the - madman. Exit - - Re-enter MALVOLIO - - MALVOLIO. Madam, yond young fellow swears he will speak with you. I - told him you were sick; he takes on him to understand so much, - and therefore comes to speak with you. I told him you were - asleep; he seems to have a foreknowledge of that too, and - therefore comes to speak with you. What is to be said to him, - lady? He's fortified against any denial. - OLIVIA. Tell him he shall not speak with me. - MALVOLIO. Has been told so; and he says he'll stand at your door - like a sheriff's post, and be the supporter to a bench, but he'll - speak with you. - OLIVIA. What kind o' man is he? - MALVOLIO. Why, of mankind. - OLIVIA. What manner of man? - MALVOLIO. Of very ill manner; he'll speak with you, will you or no. - OLIVIA. Of what personage and years is he? - MALVOLIO. Not yet old enough for a man, nor young enough for a boy; - as a squash is before 'tis a peascod, or a codling when 'tis - almost an apple; 'tis with him in standing water, between boy and - man. He is very well-favour'd, and he speaks very shrewishly; one - would think his mother's milk were scarce out of him. - OLIVIA. Let him approach. Call in my gentlewoman. - MALVOLIO. Gentlewoman, my lady calls. Exit - - Re-enter MARIA - - OLIVIA. Give me my veil; come, throw it o'er my face; - We'll once more hear Orsino's embassy. - - Enter VIOLA - - VIOLA. The honourable lady of the house, which is she? - OLIVIA. Speak to me; I shall answer for her. Your will? - VIOLA. Most radiant, exquisite, and unmatchable beauty- I pray you - tell me if this be the lady of the house, for I never saw her. I - would be loath to cast away my speech; for, besides that it is - excellently well penn'd, I have taken great pains to con it. Good - beauties, let me sustain no scorn; I am very comptible, even to - the least sinister usage. - OLIVIA. Whence came you, sir? - VIOLA. I can say little more than I have studied, and that - question's out of my part. Good gentle one, give me modest - assurance if you be the lady of the house, that I may proceed in - my speech. - OLIVIA. Are you a comedian? - VIOLA. No, my profound heart; and yet, by the very fangs of malice - I swear, I am not that I play. Are you the lady of the house? - OLIVIA. If I do not usurp myself, I am. - VIOLA. Most certain, if you are she, you do usurp yourself; for - what is yours to bestow is not yours to reserve. But this is from - my commission. I will on with my speech in your praise, and then - show you the heart of my message. - OLIVIA. Come to what is important in't. I forgive you the praise. - VIOLA. Alas, I took great pains to study it, and 'tis poetical. - OLIVIA. It is the more like to be feigned; I pray you keep it in. I - heard you were saucy at my gates, and allow'd your approach - rather to wonder at you than to hear you. If you be not mad, be - gone; if you have reason, be brief; 'tis not that time of moon - with me to make one in so skipping dialogue. - MARIA. Will you hoist sail, sir? Here lies your way. - VIOLA. No, good swabber, I am to hull here a little longer. - Some mollification for your giant, sweet lady. - OLIVIA. Tell me your mind. - VIOLA. I am a messenger. - OLIVIA. Sure, you have some hideous matter to deliver, when the - courtesy of it is so fearful. Speak your office. - VIOLA. It alone concerns your ear. I bring no overture of war, no - taxation of homage: I hold the olive in my hand; my words are as - full of peace as matter. - OLIVIA. Yet you began rudely. What are you? What would you? - VIOLA. The rudeness that hath appear'd in me have I learn'd from my - entertainment. What I am and what I would are as secret as - maidenhead- to your cars, divinity; to any other's, profanation. - OLIVIA. Give us the place alone; we will hear this divinity. - [Exeunt MARIA and ATTENDANTS] Now, sir, what is your text? - VIOLA. Most sweet lady- - OLIVIA. A comfortable doctrine, and much may be said of it. - Where lies your text? - VIOLA. In Orsino's bosom. - OLIVIA. In his bosom! In what chapter of his bosom? - VIOLA. To answer by the method: in the first of his heart. - OLIVIA. O, I have read it; it is heresy. Have you no more to say? - VIOLA. Good madam, let me see your face. - OLIVIA. Have you any commission from your lord to negotiate with my - face? You are now out of your text; but we will draw the curtain - and show you the picture. [Unveiling] Look you, sir, such a one I - was this present. Is't not well done? - VIOLA. Excellently done, if God did all. - OLIVIA. 'Tis in grain, sir; 'twill endure wind and weather. - VIOLA. 'Tis beauty truly blent, whose red and white - Nature's own sweet and cunning hand laid on. - Lady, you are the cruell'st she alive, - If you will lead these graces to the grave, - And leave the world no copy. - OLIVIA. O, sir, I will not be so hard-hearted; I will give out - divers schedules of my beauty. It shall be inventoried, and every - particle and utensil labell'd to my will: as- item, two lips - indifferent red; item, two grey eyes with lids to them; item, one - neck, one chin, and so forth. Were you sent hither to praise me? - VIOLA. I see you what you are: you are too proud; - But, if you were the devil, you are fair. - My lord and master loves you- O, such love - Could be but recompens'd though you were crown'd - The nonpareil of beauty! - OLIVIA. How does he love me? - VIOLA. With adorations, fertile tears, - With groans that thunder love, with sighs of fire. - OLIVIA. Your lord does know my mind; I cannot love him. - Yet I suppose him virtuous, know him noble, - Of great estate, of fresh and stainless youth; - In voices well divulg'd, free, learn'd, and valiant, - And in dimension and the shape of nature - A gracious person; but yet I cannot love him. - He might have took his answer long ago. - VIOLA. If I did love you in my master's flame, - With such a suff'ring, such a deadly life, - In your denial I would find no sense; - I would not understand it. - OLIVIA. Why, what would you? - VIOLA. Make me a willow cabin at your gate, - And call upon my soul within the house; - Write loyal cantons of contemned love - And sing them loud even in the dead of night; - Halloo your name to the reverberate hals, - And make the babbling gossip of the air - Cry out 'Olivia!' O, you should not rest - Between the elements of air and earth - But you should pity me! - OLIVIA. You might do much. - What is your parentage? - VIOLA. Above my fortunes, yet my state is well: - I am a gentleman. - OLIVIA. Get you to your lord. - I cannot love him; let him send no more- - Unless perchance you come to me again - To tell me how he takes it. Fare you well. - I thank you for your pains; spend this for me. - VIOLA. I am no fee'd post, lady; keep your purse; - My master, not myself, lacks recompense. - Love make his heart of flint that you shall love; - And let your fervour, like my master's, be - Plac'd in contempt! Farewell, fair cruelty. Exit - OLIVIA. 'What is your parentage?' - 'Above my fortunes, yet my state is well: - I am a gentleman.' I'll be sworn thou art; - Thy tongue, thy face, thy limbs, actions, and spirit, - Do give thee five-fold blazon. Not too fast! Soft, soft! - Unless the master were the man. How now! - Even so quickly may one catch the plague? - Methinks I feel this youth's perfections - With an invisible and subtle stealth - To creep in at mine eyes. Well, let it be. - What ho, Malvolio! - - Re-enter MALVOLIO - - MALVOLIO. Here, madam, at your service. - OLIVIA. Run after that same peevish messenger, - The County's man. He left this ring behind him, - Would I or not. Tell him I'll none of it. - Desire him not to flatter with his lord, - Nor hold him up with hopes; I am not for him. - If that the youth will come this way to-morrow, - I'll give him reasons for't. Hie thee, Malvolio. - MALVOLIO. Madam, I will. Exit - OLIVIA. I do I know not what, and fear to find - Mine eye too great a flatterer for my mind. - Fate, show thy force: ourselves we do not owe; - What is decreed must be; and be this so! Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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But I perceive in you so excellent a touch of - modesty that you will not extort from me what I am willing to - keep in; therefore it charges me in manners the rather to express - myself. You must know of me then, Antonio, my name is Sebastian, - which I call'd Roderigo; my father was that Sebastian of - Messaline whom I know you have heard of. He left behind him - myself and a sister, both born in an hour; if the heavens had - been pleas'd, would we had so ended! But you, sir, alter'd that; - for some hour before you took me from the breach of the sea was - my sister drown'd. - ANTONIO. Alas the day! - SEBASTIAN. A lady, sir, though it was said she much resembled me, - was yet of many accounted beautiful; but though I could not with - such estimable wonder overfar believe that, yet thus far I will - boldly publish her: she bore mind that envy could not but call - fair. She is drown'd already, sir, with salt water, though I seem - to drown her remembrance again with more. - ANTONIO. Pardon me, sir, your bad entertainment. - SEBASTIAN. O good Antonio, forgive me your trouble. - ANTONIO. If you will not murder me for my love, let me be your - servant. - SEBASTIAN. If you will not undo what you have done- that is, kill - him whom you have recover'd-desire it not. Fare ye well at once; - my bosom is full of kindness, and I am yet so near the manners of - my mother that, upon the least occasion more, mine eyes will tell - tales of me. I am bound to the Count Orsino's court. Farewell. - Exit - ANTONIO. The gentleness of all the gods go with thee! - I have many cnemies in Orsino's court, - Else would I very shortly see thee there. - But come what may, I do adore thee so - That danger shall seem sport, and I will go. Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -A street - -Enter VIOLA and MALVOLIO at several doors - - MALVOLIO. Were you not ev'n now with the Countess Olivia? - VIOLA. Even now, sir; on a moderate pace I have since arriv'd but - hither. - MALVOLIO. She returns this ring to you, sir; you might have saved - me my pains, to have taken it away yourself. She adds, moreover, - that you should put your lord into a desperate assurance she will - none of him. And one thing more: that you be never so hardy to - come again in his affairs, unless it be to report your lord's - taking of this. Receive it so. - VIOLA. She took the ring of me; I'll none of it. - MALVOLIO. Come, sir, you peevishly threw it to her; and her will is - it should be so return'd. If it be worth stooping for, there it - lies in your eye; if not, be it his that finds it. - Exit - VIOLA. I left no ring with her; what means this lady? - Fortune forbid my outside have not charm'd her! - She made good view of me; indeed, so much - That methought her eyes had lost her tongue, - For she did speak in starts distractedly. - She loves me, sure: the cunning of her passion - Invites me in this churlish messenger. - None of my lord's ring! Why, he sent her none. - I am the man. If it be so- as 'tis- - Poor lady, she were better love a dream. - Disguise, I see thou art a wickedness - Wherein the pregnant enemy does much. - How easy is it for the proper-false - In women's waxen hearts to set their forms! - Alas, our frailty is the cause, not we! - For such as we are made of, such we be. - How will this fadge? My master loves her dearly, - And I, poor monster, fond as much on him; - And she, mistaken, seems to dote on me. - What will become of this? As I am man, - My state is desperate for my master's love; - As I am woman- now alas the day!- - What thriftless sighs shall poor Olivia breathe! - O Time, thou must untangle this, not I; - It is too hard a knot for me t' untie! Exit - - - - -SCENE III. -OLIVIA'S house - -Enter SIR TOBY and SIR ANDREW - - SIR TOBY. Approach, Sir Andrew. Not to be abed after midnight is to - be up betimes; and 'diluculo surgere' thou know'st- - AGUECHEEK. Nay, by my troth, I know not; but I know to be up late - is to be up late. - SIR TOBY. A false conclusion! I hate it as an unfill'd can. To be - up after midnight and to go to bed then is early; so that to go - to bed after midnight is to go to bed betimes. Does not our lives - consist of the four elements? - AGUECHEEK. Faith, so they say; but I think it rather consists of - eating and drinking. - SIR TOBY. Th'art a scholar; let us therefore eat and drink. - Marian, I say! a stoup of wine. - - Enter CLOWN - - AGUECHEEK. Here comes the fool, i' faith. - CLOWN. How now, my hearts! Did you never see the picture of 'we - three'? - SIR TOBY. Welcome, ass. Now let's have a catch. - AGUECHEEK. By my troth, the fool has an excellent breast. I had - rather than forty shillings I had such a leg, and so sweet a - breath to sing, as the fool has. In sooth, thou wast in very - gracious fooling last night, when thou spok'st of Pigrogromitus, - of the Vapians passing the equinoctial of Queubus; 'twas very - good, i' faith. I sent thee sixpence for thy leman; hadst it? - CLOWN. I did impeticos thy gratillity; for Malvolio's nose is no - whipstock. My lady has a white hand, and the Myrmidons are no - bottle-ale houses. - AGUECHEEK. Excellent! Why, this is the best fooling, when all is - done. Now, a song. - SIR TOBY. Come on, there is sixpence for you. Let's have a song. - AGUECHEEK. There's a testril of me too; if one knight give a- -CLOWN. Would you have a love-song, or a song of good life? - SIR TOBY. A love-song, a love-song. - AGUECHEEK. Ay, ay; I care not for good life. - - CLOWN sings - - O mistress mine, where are you roaming? - O, stay and hear; your true love's coming, - That can sing both high and low. - Trip no further, pretty sweeting; - Journeys end in lovers meeting, - Every wise man's son doth know. - - AGUECHEEK. Excellent good, i' faith! - SIR TOBY. Good, good! - - CLOWN sings - - What is love? 'Tis not hereafter; - Present mirth hath present laughter; - What's to come is still unsure. - In delay there lies no plenty, - Then come kiss me, sweet and twenty; - Youth's a stuff will not endure. - - AGUECHEEK. A mellifluous voice, as I am true knight. - SIR TOBY. A contagious breath. - AGUECHEEK. Very sweet and contagious, i' faith. - SIR TOBY. To hear by the nose, it is dulcet in contagion. But shall - we make the welkin dance indeed? Shall we rouse the night-owl in - a catch that will draw three souls out of one weaver? Shall we do - that? - AGUECHEEK. An you love me, let's do't. I am dog at a catch. - CLOWN. By'r lady, sir, and some dogs will catch well. - AGUECHEEK. Most certain. Let our catch be 'Thou knave.' - CLOWN. 'Hold thy peace, thou knave' knight? I shall be constrain'd - in't to call thee knave, knight. - AGUECHEEK. 'Tis not the first time I have constrained one to call - me knave. Begin, fool: it begins 'Hold thy peace.' - CLOWN. I shall never begin if I hold my peace. - AGUECHEEK. Good, i' faith! Come, begin. [Catch sung] - - Enter MARIA - - MARIA. What a caterwauling do you keep here! If my lady have not - call'd up her steward Malvolio, and bid him turn you out of - doors, never trust me. - SIR TOBY. My lady's a Cataian, we are politicians, Malvolio's a - Peg-a-Ramsey, and [Sings] - Three merry men be we. - Am not I consanguineous? Am I not of her blood? Tilly-vally, - lady. [Sings] - There dwelt a man in Babylon, - Lady, lady. - CLOWN. Beshrew me, the knight's in admirable fooling. - AGUECHEEK. Ay, he does well enough if he be dispos'd, and so do I - too; he does it with a better grace, but I do it more natural. - SIR TOBY. [Sings] O' the twelfth day of December- - MARIA. For the love o' God, peace! - - Enter MALVOLIO - - MALVOLIO. My masters, are you mad? Or what are you? Have you no - wit, manners, nor honesty, but to gabble like tinkers at this - time of night? Do ye make an ale-house of my lady's house, that - ye squeak out your coziers' catches without any mitigation or - remorse of voice? Is there no respect of place, persons, nor - time, in you? - SIR TOBY. We did keep time, sir, in our catches. Sneck up! - MALVOLIO. Sir Toby, I must be round with you. My lady bade me tell - you that, though she harbours you as her kins-man, she's nothing - allied to your disorders. If you can separate yourself and your - misdemeanours, you are welcome to the house; if not, and it would - please you to take leave of her, she is very willing to bid you - farewell. - SIR TOBY. [Sings] Farewell, dear heart, since I must needs be gone. - MARIA. Nay, good Sir Toby. - CLOWN. [Sings] His eyes do show his days are almost done. - MALVOLIO. Is't even so? - SIR TOBY. [Sings] But I will never die. [Falls down] - CLOWN. [Sings] Sir Toby, there you lie. - MALVOLIO. This is much credit to you. - SIR TOBY. [Sings] Shall I bid him go? - CLOWN. [Sings] What an if you do? - SIR TOBY. [Sings] Shall I bid him go, and spare not? - CLOWN. [Sings] O, no, no, no, no, you dare not. - SIR TOBY. [Rising] Out o' tune, sir! Ye lie. Art any more than a - steward? Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall - be no more cakes and ale? - CLOWN. Yes, by Saint Anne; and ginger shall be hot i' th' mouth - too. - SIR TOBY. Th' art i' th' right. Go, sir, rub your chain with crumbs. - A stoup of wine, Maria! - MALVOLIO. Mistress Mary, if you priz'd my lady's favour at anything - more than contempt, you would not give means for this uncivil - rule; she shall know of it, by this hand. - Exit - MARIA. Go shake your ears. - AGUECHEEK. 'Twere as good a deed as to drink when a man's ahungry, - to challenge him the field, and then to break promise with him - and make a fool of him. - SIR TOBY. Do't, knight. I'll write thee a challenge; or I'll - deliver thy indignation to him by word of mouth. - MARIA. Sweet Sir Toby, be patient for to-night; since the youth of - the Count's was to-day with my lady, she is much out of quiet. - For Monsieur Malvolio, let me alone with him; if I do not gull - him into a nayword, and make him a common recreation, do not - think I have wit enough to lie straight in my bed. I know I can - do it. - SIR TOBY. Possess us, possess us; tell us something of him. - MARIA. Marry, sir, sometimes he is a kind of Puritan. - AGUECHEEK. O, if I thought that, I'd beat him like a dog. - SIR TOBY. What, for being a Puritan? Thy exquisite reason, dear - knight? - AGUECHEEK. I have no exquisite reason for't, but I have reason good - enough. - MARIA. The devil a Puritan that he is, or anything constantly but a - time-pleaser; an affection'd ass that cons state without book and - utters it by great swarths; the best persuaded of himself, so - cramm'd, as he thinks, with excellencies that it is his grounds - of faith that all that look on him love him; and on that vice in - him will my revenge find notable cause to work. - SIR TOBY. What wilt thou do? - MARIA. I will drop in his way some obscure epistles of love; - wherein, by the colour of his beard, the shape of his leg, the - manner of his gait, the expressure of his eye, forehead, and - complexion, he shall find himself most feelingly personated. I - can write very like my lady, your niece; on forgotten matter we - can hardly make distinction of our hands. - SIR TOBY. Excellent! I smell a device. - AGUECHEEK. I have't in my nose too. - SIR TOBY. He shall think, by the letters that thou wilt drop, that - they come from my niece, and that she's in love with him. - MARIA. My purpose is, indeed, a horse of that colour. - AGUECHEEK. And your horse now would make him an ass. - MARIA. Ass, I doubt not. - AGUECHEEK. O, 'twill be admirable! - MARIA. Sport royal, I warrant you. I know my physic will work with - him. I will plant you two, and let the fool make a third, where - he shall find the letter; observe his construction of it. For - this night, to bed, and dream on the event. Farewell. - Exit - SIR TOBY. Good night, Penthesilea. - AGUECHEEK. Before me, she's a good wench. - SIR TOBY. She's a beagle true-bred, and one that adores me. - What o' that? - AGUECHEEK. I was ador'd once too. - SIR TOBY. Let's to bed, knight. Thou hadst need send for more - money. - AGUECHEEK. If I cannot recover your niece, I am a foul way out. - SIR TOBY. Send for money, knight; if thou hast her not i' th' end, - call me Cut. - AGUECHEEK. If I do not, never trust me; take it how you will. - SIR TOBY. Come, come, I'll go burn some sack; 'tis too late to go - to bed now. Come, knight; come, knight. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -The DUKE'S palace - -Enter DUKE, VIOLA, CURIO, and OTHERS - - DUKE. Give me some music. Now, good morrow, friends. - Now, good Cesario, but that piece of song, - That old and antique song we heard last night; - Methought it did relieve my passion much, - More than light airs and recollected terms - Of these most brisk and giddy-paced times. - Come, but one verse. - CURIO. He is not here, so please your lordship, that should sing - it. - DUKE. Who was it? - CURIO. Feste, the jester, my lord; a fool that the Lady Olivia's - father took much delight in. He is about the house. - DUKE. Seek him out, and play the tune the while. - Exit CURIO. [Music plays] - Come hither, boy. If ever thou shalt love, - In the sweet pangs of it remember me; - For such as I am all true lovers are, - Unstaid and skittish in all motions else - Save in the constant image of the creature - That is belov'd. How dost thou like this tune? - VIOLA. It gives a very echo to the seat - Where Love is thron'd. - DUKE. Thou dost speak masterly. - My life upon't, young though thou art, thine eye - Hath stay'd upon some favour that it loves; - Hath it not, boy? - VIOLA. A little, by your favour. - DUKE. What kind of woman is't? - VIOLA. Of your complexion. - DUKE. She is not worth thee, then. What years, i' faith? - VIOLA. About your years, my lord. - DUKE. Too old, by heaven! Let still the woman take - An elder than herself; so wears she to him, - So sways she level in her husband's heart. - For, boy, however we do praise ourselves, - Our fancies are more giddy and unfirm, - More longing, wavering, sooner lost and won, - Than women's are. - VIOLA. I think it well, my lord. - DUKE. Then let thy love be younger than thyself, - Or thy affection cannot hold the bent; - For women are as roses, whose fair flow'r - Being once display'd doth fall that very hour. - VIOLA. And so they are; alas, that they are so! - To die, even when they to perfection grow! - - Re-enter CURIO and CLOWN - - DUKE. O, fellow, come, the song we had last night. - Mark it, Cesario; it is old and plain; - The spinsters and the knitters in the sun, - And the free maids that weave their thread with bones, - Do use to chant it; it is silly sooth, - And dallies with the innocence of love, - Like the old age. - CLOWN. Are you ready, sir? - DUKE. Ay; prithee, sing. [Music] - - FESTE'S SONG - - Come away, come away, death; - And in sad cypress let me be laid; - Fly away, fly away, breath, - I am slain by a fair cruel maid. - My shroud of white, stuck all with yew, - O, prepare it! - My part of death no one so true - Did share it. - - Not a flower, not a flower sweet, - On my black coffin let there be strown; - Not a friend, not a friend greet - My poor corpse where my bones shall be thrown; - A thousand thousand to save, - Lay me, O, where - Sad true lover never find my grave, - To weep there! - - DUKE. There's for thy pains. - CLOWN. No pains, sir; I take pleasure in singing, sir. - DUKE. I'll pay thy pleasure, then. - CLOWN. Truly, sir, and pleasure will be paid one time or another. - DUKE. Give me now leave to leave thee. - CLOWN. Now the melancholy god protect thee; and the tailor make thy - doublet of changeable taffeta, for thy mind is a very opal. I - would have men of such constancy put to sea, that their business - might be everything, and their intent everywhere: for that's it - that always makes a good voyage of nothing. Farewell. - Exit CLOWN - DUKE. Let all the rest give place. - Exeunt CURIO and ATTENDANTS - Once more, Cesario, - Get thee to yond same sovereign cruelty. - Tell her my love, more noble than the world, - Prizes not quantity of dirty lands; - The parts that fortune hath bestow'd upon her, - Tell her I hold as giddily as Fortune; - But 'tis that miracle and queen of gems - That Nature pranks her in attracts my soul. - VIOLA. But if she cannot love you, sir? - DUKE. I cannot be so answer'd. - VIOLA. Sooth, but you must. - Say that some lady, as perhaps there is, - Hath for your love as great a pang of heart - As you have for Olivia. You cannot love her; - You tell her so. Must she not then be answer'd? - DUKE. There is no woman's sides - Can bide the beating of so strong a passion - As love doth give my heart; no woman's heart - So big to hold so much; they lack retention. - Alas, their love may be call'd appetite- - No motion of the liver, but the palate- - That suffer surfeit, cloyment, and revolt; - But mine is all as hungry as the sea, - And can digest as much. Make no compare - Between that love a woman can bear me - And that I owe Olivia. - VIOLA. Ay, but I know- - DUKE. What dost thou know? - VIOLA. Too well what love women to men may owe. - In faith, they are as true of heart as we. - My father had a daughter lov'd a man, - As it might be perhaps, were I a woman, - I should your lordship. - DUKE. And what's her history? - VIOLA. A blank, my lord. She never told her love, - But let concealment, like a worm i' th' bud, - Feed on her damask cheek. She pin'd in thought; - And with a green and yellow melancholy - She sat like Patience on a monument, - Smiling at grief. Was not this love indeed? - We men may say more, swear more, but indeed - Our shows are more than will; for still we prove - Much in our vows, but little in our love. - DUKE. But died thy sister of her love, my boy? - VIOLA. I am all the daughters of my father's house, - And all the brothers too- and yet I know not. - Sir, shall I to this lady? - DUKE. Ay, that's the theme. - To her in haste. Give her this jewel; say - My love can give no place, bide no denay. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE V. -OLIVIA'S garden - -Enter SIR TOBY, SIR ANDREW, and FABIAN - - SIR TOBY. Come thy ways, Signior Fabian. - FABIAN. Nay, I'll come; if I lose a scruple of this sport let me be - boil'd to death with melancholy. - SIR TOBY. Wouldst thou not be glad to have the niggardly rascally - sheep-biter come by some notable shame? - FABIAN. I would exult, man; you know he brought me out o' favour - with my lady about a bear-baiting here. - SIR TOBY. To anger him we'll have the bear again; and we will fool - him black and blue- shall we not, Sir Andrew? - AGUECHEEK. And we do not, it is pity of our lives. - - Enter MARIA - - SIR TOBY. Here comes the little villain. - How now, my metal of India! - MARIA. Get ye all three into the box-tree. Malvolio's coming down - this walk. He has been yonder i' the sun practising behaviour to - his own shadow this half hour. Observe him, for the love of - mockery, for I know this letter will make a contemplative idiot - of him. Close, in the name of jesting! [As the men hide she drops - a letter] Lie thou there; for here comes the trout that must be - caught with tickling. - Exit - - Enter MALVOLIO - - MALVOLIO. 'Tis but fortune; all is fortune. Maria once told me she - did affect me; and I have heard herself come thus near, that, - should she fancy, it should be one of my complexion. Besides, she - uses me with a more exalted respect than any one else that - follows her. What should I think on't? - SIR TOBY. Here's an overweening rogue! - FABIAN. O, peace! Contemplation makes a rare turkey-cock of him; - how he jets under his advanc'd plumes! - AGUECHEEK. 'Slight, I could so beat the rogue- - SIR TOBY. Peace, I say. - MALVOLIO. To be Count Malvolio! - SIR TOBY. Ah, rogue! - AGUECHEEK. Pistol him, pistol him. - SIR TOBY. Peace, peace! - MALVOLIO. There is example for't: the Lady of the Strachy married - the yeoman of the wardrobe. - AGUECHEEK. Fie on him, Jezebel! - FABIAN. O, peace! Now he's deeply in; look how imagination blows - him. - MALVOLIO. Having been three months married to her, sitting in my - state- - SIR TOBY. O, for a stone-bow to hit him in the eye! - MALVOLIO. Calling my officers about me, in my branch'd velvet gown, - having come from a day-bed- where I have left Olivia sleeping- - SIR TOBY. Fire and brimstone! - FABIAN. O, peace, peace! - MALVOLIO. And then to have the humour of state; and after a demure - travel of regard, telling them I know my place as I would they - should do theirs, to ask for my kinsman Toby- - SIR TOBY. Bolts and shackles! - FABIAN. O, peace, peace, peace! Now, now. - MALVOLIO. Seven of my people, with an obedient start, make out for - him. I frown the while, and perchance wind up my watch, or play - with my- some rich jewel. Toby approaches; curtsies there to me- - SIR TOBY. Shall this fellow live? - FABIAN. Though our silence be drawn from us with cars, yet peace. - MALVOLIO. I extend my hand to him thus, quenching my familiar smile - with an austere regard of control- - SIR TOBY. And does not Toby take you a blow o' the lips then? - MALVOLIO. Saying 'Cousin Toby, my fortunes having cast me on your - niece give me this prerogative of speech'- - SIR TOBY. What, what? - MALVOLIO. 'You must amend your drunkenness'- - SIR TOBY. Out, scab! - FABIAN. Nay, patience, or we break the sinews of our plot. - MALVOLIO. 'Besides, you waste the treasure of your time with a - foolish knight'- - AGUECHEEK. That's me, I warrant you. - MALVOLIO. 'One Sir Andrew.' - AGUECHEEK. I knew 'twas I; for many do call me fool. - MALVOLIO. What employment have we here? - [Taking up the letter] - FABIAN. Now is the woodcock near the gin. - SIR TOBY. O, peace! And the spirit of humours intimate reading - aloud to him! - MALVOLIO. By my life, this is my lady's hand: these be her very - C's, her U's, and her T's; and thus makes she her great P's. It - is, in contempt of question, her hand. - AGUECHEEK. Her C's, her U's, and her T's. Why that? - MALVOLIO. [Reads] 'To the unknown belov'd, this, and my good - wishes.' Her very phrases! By your leave, wax. Soft! And the - impressure her Lucrece with which she uses to seal; 'tis my lady. - To whom should this be? - FABIAN. This wins him, liver and all. - MALVOLIO. [Reads] - - Jove knows I love, - But who? - Lips, do not move; - No man must know.' - - 'No man must know.' What follows? The numbers alter'd! - 'No man must know.' If this should be thee, Malvolio? - SIR TOBY. Marry, hang thee, brock! - MALVOLIO. [Reads] - - 'I may command where I adore; - But silence, like a Lucrece knife, - With bloodless stroke my heart doth gore; - M. O. A. I. doth sway my life.' - - FABIAN. A fustian riddle! - SIR TOBY. Excellent wench, say I. - MALVOLIO. 'M. O. A. I. doth sway my life.' - Nay, but first let me see, let me see, let me see. - FABIAN. What dish o' poison has she dress'd him! - SIR TOBY. And with what wing the staniel checks at it! - MALVOLIO. 'I may command where I adore.' Why, she may command me: I - serve her; she is my lady. Why, this is evident to any formal - capacity; there is no obstruction in this. And the end- what - should that alphabetical position portend? If I could make that - resemble something in me. Softly! M. O. A. I.- - SIR TOBY. O, ay, make up that! He is now at a cold scent. - FABIAN. Sowter will cry upon't for all this, though it be as rank - as a fox. - MALVOLIO. M- Malvolio; M- why, that begins my name. - FABIAN. Did not I say he would work it out? - The cur is excellent at faults. - MALVOLIO. M- But then there is no consonancy in the sequel; that - suffers under probation: A should follow, but O does. - FABIAN. And O shall end, I hope. - SIR TOBY. Ay, or I'll cudgel him, and make him cry 'O!' - MALVOLIO. And then I comes behind. - FABIAN. Ay, an you had any eye behind you, you might see more - detraction at your heels than fortunes before you. - MALVOLIO. M. O. A. I. This simulation is not as the former; and - yet, to crush this a little, it would bow to me, for every one of - these letters are in my name. Soft! here follows prose. - [Reads] - 'If this fall into thy hand, revolve. In my stars I am above - thee; but be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some - achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em. Thy - Fates open their hands; let thy blood and spirit embrace them; - and, to inure thyself to what thou art like to be, cast thy - humble slough and appear fresh. Be opposite with a kinsman, surly - with servants; let thy tongue tang arguments of state; put - thyself into the trick of singularity. She thus advises thee that - sighs for thee. Remember who commended thy yellow stockings, and - wish'd to see thee ever cross-garter'd. I say, remember, Go to, - thou art made, if thou desir'st to be so; if not, let me see thee - a steward still, the fellow of servants, and not worthy to touch - Fortune's fingers. Farewell. She that would alter services with - thee, - THE FORTUNATE-UNHAPPY.' - - Daylight and champain discovers not more. This is open. I will be - proud, I will read politic authors, I will baffle Sir Toby, I - will wash off gross acquaintance, I will be point-devise the very - man. I do not now fool myself to let imagination jade me; for - every reason excites to this, that my lady loves me. She did - commend my yellow stockings of late, she did praise my leg being - cross-garter'd; and in this she manifests herself to my love, and - with a kind of injunction drives me to these habits of her - liking. I thank my stars I am happy. I will be strange, stout, in - yellow stockings, and cross-garter'd, even with the swiftness of - putting on. Jove and my stars be praised! Here is yet a - postscript. - - [Reads] 'Thou canst not choose but know who I am. If thou - entertain'st my love, let it appear in thy smiling; thy smiles - become thee well. Therefore in my presence still smile, dear my - sweet, I prithee.' - - Jove, I thank thee. I will smile; I will do everything that thou - wilt have me. Exit - FABIAN. I will not give my part of this sport for a pension of - thousands to be paid from the Sophy. - SIR TOBY. I could marry this wench for this device. - AGUECHEEK. So could I too. - SIR TOBY. And ask no other dowry with her but such another jest. - - Enter MARIA - - AGUECHEEK. Nor I neither. - FABIAN. Here comes my noble gull-catcher. - SIR TOBY. Wilt thou set thy foot o' my neck? - AGUECHEEK. Or o' mine either? - SIR TOBY. Shall I play my freedom at tray-trip, and become thy - bond-slave? - AGUECHEEK. I' faith, or I either? - SIR TOBY. Why, thou hast put him in such a dream that when the - image of it leaves him he must run mad. - MARIA. Nay, but say true; does it work upon him? - SIR TOBY. Like aqua-vita! with a midwife. - AIARIA. If you will then see the fruits of the sport, mark his - first approach before my lady. He will come to her in yellow - stockings, and 'tis a colour she abhors, and cross-garter'd, a - fashion she detests; and he will smile upon her, which will now - be so unsuitable to her disposition, being addicted to a - melancholy as she is, that it cannot but turn him into a notable - contempt. If you will see it, follow me. - SIR TOBY. To the gates of Tartar, thou most excellent devil of wit! - AGUECHEEK. I'll make one too. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -OLIVIA'S garden - -Enter VIOLA, and CLOWN with a tabor - - VIOLA. Save thee, friend, and thy music! - Dost thou live by thy tabor? - CLOWN. No, sir, I live by the church. - VIOLA. Art thou a churchman? - CLOWN. No such matter, sir: I do live by the church; for I do live - at my house, and my house doth stand by the church. - VIOLA. So thou mayst say the king lies by a beggar, if a beggar - dwell near him; or the church stands by thy tabor, if thy tabor - stand by the church. - CLOWN. You have said, sir. To see this age! A sentence is but a - chev'ril glove to a good wit. How quickly the wrong side may be - turn'd outward! - VIOLA. Nay, that's certain; they that dally nicely with words may - quickly make them wanton. - CLOWN. I would, therefore, my sister had had name, sir. - VIOLA. Why, man? - CLOWN. Why, sir, her name's a word; and to dally with that word - might make my sister wanton. But indeed words are very rascals - since bonds disgrac'd them. - VIOLA. Thy reason, man? - CLOWN. Troth, sir, I can yield you none without words, and words - are grown so false I am loath to prove reason with them. - VIOLA. I warrant thou art a merry fellow and car'st for nothing. - CLOWN. Not so, sir; I do care for something; but in my conscience, - sir, I do not care for you. If that be to care for nothing, sir, - I would it would make you invisible. - VIOLA. Art not thou the Lady Olivia's fool? - CLOWN. No, indeed, sir; the Lady Olivia has no folly; she will keep - no fool, sir, till she be married; and fools are as like husbands - as pilchers are to herrings- the husband's the bigger. I am - indeed not her fool, but her corrupter of words. - VIOLA. I saw thee late at the Count Orsino's. - CLOWN. Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun- it - shines everywhere. I would be sorry, sir, but the fool should be - as oft with your master as with my mistress: think I saw your - wisdom there. - VIOLA. Nay, an thou pass upon me, I'll no more with thee. - Hold, there's expenses for thee. [Giving a coin] - CLOWN. Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, send the a beard! - VIOLA. By my troth, I'll tell thee, I am almost sick for one; - [Aside] though I would not have it grow on my chin.- Is thy lady - within? - CLOWN. Would not a pair of these have bred, sir? - VIOLA. Yes, being kept together and put to use. - CLOWN. I would play Lord Pandarus of Phrygia, sir, to bring a - Cressida to this Troilus. - VIOLA. I understand you, sir; 'tis well begg'd. - [Giving another coin] - CLOWN. The matter, I hope, is not great, sir, begging but a beggar: - Cressida was a beggar. My lady is within, sir. I will construe to - them whence you come; who you are and what you would are out of - my welkin- I might say 'element' but the word is overworn. - Exit CLOWN - VIOLA. This fellow is wise enough to play the fool; - And to do that well craves a kind of wit. - He must observe their mood on whom he jests, - The quality of persons, and the time; - And, like the haggard, check at every feather - That comes before his eye. This is a practice - As full of labour as a wise man's art; - For folly that he wisely shows is fit; - But wise men, folly-fall'n, quite taint their wit. - - Enter SIR TOBY and SIR ANDREW - - SIR TOBY. Save you, gentleman! - VIOLA. And you, sir. - AGUECHEEK. Dieu vous garde, monsieur. - VIOLA. Et vous aussi; votre serviteur. - AGUECHEEK. I hope, sir, you are; and I am yours. - SIR TOBY. Will you encounter the house? My niece is desirous you - should enter, if your trade be to her. - VIOLA. I am bound to your niece, sir; I mean, she is the list of my - voyage. - SIR TOBY. Taste your legs, sir; put them to motion. - VIOLA. My legs do better understand me, sir, than I understand what - you mean by bidding me taste my legs. - SIR TOBY. I mean, to go, sir, to enter. - VIOLA. I will answer you with gait and entrance. But we are - prevented. - - Enter OLIVIA and MARIA - - Most excellent accomplish'd lady, the heavens rain odours on you! - AGUECHEEK. That youth's a rare courtier- 'Rain odours' well! - VIOLA. My matter hath no voice, lady, but to your own most pregnant - and vouchsafed car. - AGUECHEEK. 'Odours,' 'pregnant,' and 'vouchsafed'- I'll get 'em all - three all ready. - OLIVIA. Let the garden door be shut, and leave me to my hearing. - [Exeunt all but OLIVIA and VIOLA] Give me your hand, sir. - VIOLA. My duty, madam, and most humble service. - OLIVIA. What is your name? - VIOLA. Cesario is your servant's name, fair Princess. - OLIVIA. My servant, sir! 'Twas never merry world - Since lowly feigning was call'd compliment. - Y'are servant to the Count Orsino, youth. - VIOLA. And he is yours, and his must needs be yours: - Your servant's servant is your servant, madam. - OLIVIA. For him, I think not on him; for his thoughts, - Would they were blanks rather than fill'd with me! - VIOLA. Madam, I come to whet your gentle thoughts - On his behalf. - OLIVIA. O, by your leave, I pray you: - I bade you never speak again of him; - But, would you undertake another suit, - I had rather hear you to solicit that - Than music from the spheres. - VIOLA. Dear lady- - OLIVIA. Give me leave, beseech you. I did send, - After the last enchantment you did here, - A ring in chase of you; so did I abuse - Myself, my servant, and, I fear me, you. - Under your hard construction must I sit, - To force that on you in a shameful cunning - Which you knew none of yours. What might you think? - Have you not set mine honour at the stake, - And baited it with all th' unmuzzled thoughts - That tyrannous heart can think? To one of your receiving - Enough is shown: a cypress, not a bosom, - Hides my heart. So, let me hear you speak. - VIOLA. I Pity YOU. - OLIVIA. That's a degree to love. - VIOLA. No, not a grize; for 'tis a vulgar proof - That very oft we pity enemies. - OLIVIA. Why, then, methinks 'tis time to smile again. - O world, how apt the poor are to be proud! - If one should be a prey, how much the better - To fall before the lion than the wolf! [Clock strikes] - The clock upbraids me with the waste of time. - Be not afraid, good youth; I will not have you; - And yet, when wit and youth is come to harvest, - Your wife is like to reap a proper man. - There lies your way, due west. - VIOLA. Then westward-ho! - Grace and good disposition attend your ladyship! - You'll nothing, madam, to my lord by me? - OLIVIA. Stay. - I prithee tell me what thou think'st of me. - VIOLA. That you do think you are not what you are. - OLIVIA. If I think so, I think the same of you. - VIOLA. Then think you right: I am not what I am. - OLIVIA. I would you were as I would have you be! - VIOLA. Would it be better, madam, than I am? - I wish it might, for now I am your fool. - OLIVIA. O, what a deal of scorn looks beautiful - In the contempt and anger of his lip! - A murd'rous guilt shows not itself more soon - Than love that would seem hid: love's night is noon. - Cesario, by the roses of the spring, - By maidhood, honour, truth, and every thing, - I love thee so that, maugre all thy pride, - Nor wit nor reason can my passion hide. - Do not extort thy reasons from this clause, - For that I woo, thou therefore hast no cause; - But rather reason thus with reason fetter: - Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - VIOLA. By innocence I swear, and by my youth, - I have one heart, one bosom, and one truth, - And that no woman has; nor never none - Shall mistress be of it, save I alone. - And so adieu, good madam; never more - Will I my master's tears to you deplore. - OLIVIA. Yet come again; for thou perhaps mayst move - That heart which now abhors to like his love. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -OLIVIA'S house - -Enter SIR TOBY, SIR ANDREW and FABIAN - - AGUECHEEK. No, faith, I'll not stay a jot longer. - SIR TOBY. Thy reason, dear venom, give thy reason. - FABIAN. You must needs yield your reason, Sir Andrew. - AGUECHEEK. Marry, I saw your niece do more favours to the Count's - servingman than ever she bestow'd upon me; I saw't i' th' - orchard. - SIR TOBY. Did she see thee the while, old boy? Tell me that. - AGUECHEEK. As plain as I see you now. - FABIAN. This was a great argument of love in her toward you. - AGUECHEEK. 'Slight! will you make an ass o' me? - FABIAN. I will prove it legitimate, sir, upon the oaths of judgment - and reason. - SIR TOBY. And they have been grand-jurymen since before Noah was a - sailor. - FABIAN. She did show favour to the youth in your sight only to - exasperate you, to awake your dormouse valour, to put fire in - your heart and brimstone in your liver. You should then have - accosted her; and with some excellent jests, fire-new from the - mint, you should have bang'd the youth into dumbness. This was - look'd for at your hand, and this was baulk'd. The double gilt of - this opportunity you let time wash off, and you are now sail'd - into the north of my lady's opinion; where you will hang like an - icicle on Dutchman's beard, unless you do redeem it by some - laudable attempt either of valour or policy. - AGUECHEEK. An't be any way, it must be with valour, for policy I - hate; I had as lief be a Brownist as a politician. - SIR TOBY. Why, then, build me thy fortunes upon the basis of - valour. Challenge me the Count's youth to fight with him; hurt - him in eleven places. My niece shall take note of it; and assure - thyself there is no love-broker in the world can more prevail in - man's commendation with woman than report of valour. - FABIAN. There is no way but this, Sir Andrew. - AGUECHEEK. Will either of you bear me a challenge to him? - SIR TOBY. Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is - no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and full of invention. - Taunt him with the license of ink; if thou thou'st him some - thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in - thy sheet of paper, although the sheet were big enough for the - bed of Ware in England, set 'em down; go about it. Let there be - gall enough in thy ink, though thou write with a goose-pen, no - matter. About it. - AGUECHEEK. Where shall I find you? - SIR TOBY. We'll call thee at the cubiculo. Go. - Exit SIR ANDREW - FABIAN. This is a dear manakin to you, Sir Toby. - SIR TOBY. I have been dear to him, lad- some two thousand strong, - or so. - FABIAN. We shall have a rare letter from him; but you'll not - deliver't? - SIR TOBY. Never trust me then; and by all means stir on the youth - to an answer. I think oxen and wainropes cannot hale them - together. For Andrew, if he were open'd and you find so much - blood in his liver as will clog the foot of a flea, I'll eat the - rest of th' anatomy. - FABIAN. And his opposite, the youth, bears in his visage no great - presage of cruelty. - - Enter MARIA - - SIR TOBY. Look where the youngest wren of nine comes. - MARIA. If you desire the spleen, and will laugh yourselves into - stitches, follow me. Yond gull Malvolio is turned heathen, a very - renegado; for there is no Christian that means to be saved by - believing rightly can ever believe such impossible passages of - grossness. He's in yellow stockings. - SIR TOBY. And cross-garter'd? - MARIA. Most villainously; like a pedant that keeps a school i' th' - church. I have dogg'd him like his murderer. He does obey every - point of the letter that I dropp'd to betray him. He does smile - his face into more lines than is in the new map with the - augmentation of the Indies. You have not seen such a thing as - 'tis; I can hardly forbear hurling things at him. I know my lady - will strike him; if she do, he'll smile and take't for a great - favour. - SIR TOBY. Come, bring us, bring us where he is. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -A street - -Enter SEBASTIAN and ANTONIO - - SEBASTIAN. I would not by my will have troubled you; - But since you make your pleasure of your pains, - I will no further chide you. - ANTONIO. I could not stay behind you: my desire, - More sharp than filed steel, did spur me forth; - And not all love to see you- though so much - As might have drawn one to a longer voyage- - But jealousy what might befall your travel, - Being skilless in these parts; which to a stranger, - Unguided and unfriended, often prove - Rough and unhospitable. My willing love, - The rather by these arguments of fear, - Set forth in your pursuit. - SEBASTIAN. My kind Antonio, - I can no other answer make but thanks, - And thanks, and ever thanks; and oft good turns - Are shuffl'd off with such uncurrent pay; - But were my worth as is my conscience firm, - You should find better dealing. What's to do? - Shall we go see the reliques of this town? - ANTONIO. To-morrow, sir; best first go see your lodging. - SEBASTIAN. I am not weary, and 'tis long to night; - I pray you, let us satisfy our eyes - With the memorials and the things of fame - That do renown this city. - ANTONIO. Would you'd pardon me. - I do not without danger walk these streets: - Once in a sea-fight 'gainst the Count his galleys - I did some service; of such note, indeed, - That, were I ta'en here, it would scarce be answer'd. - SEBASTIAN. Belike you slew great number of his people. - ANTONIO.Th' offence is not of such a bloody nature; - Albeit the quality of the time and quarrel - Might well have given us bloody argument. - It might have since been answer'd in repaying - What we took from them; which, for traffic's sake, - Most of our city did. Only myself stood out; - For which, if I be lapsed in this place, - I shall pay dear. - SEBASTIAN. Do not then walk too open. - ANTONIO. It doth not fit me. Hold, sir, here's my purse; - In the south suburbs, at the Elephant, - Is best to lodge. I will bespeak our diet, - Whiles you beguile the time and feed your knowledge - With viewing of the town; there shall you have me. - SEBASTIAN. Why I your purse? - ANTONIO. Haply your eye shall light upon some toy - You have desire to purchase; and your store, - I think, is not for idle markets, sir. - SEBASTIAN. I'll be your purse-bearer, and leave you for - An hour. - ANTONIO. To th' Elephant. - SEBASTIAN. I do remember. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -OLIVIA'S garden - -Enter OLIVIA and MARIA - - OLIVIA. I have sent after him; he says he'll come. - How shall I feast him? What bestow of him? - For youth is bought more oft than begg'd or borrow'd. - I speak too loud. - Where's Malvolio? He is sad and civil, - And suits well for a servant with my fortunes. - Where is Malvolio? - MARIA. He's coming, madam; but in very strange manner. - He is sure possess'd, madam. - OLIVIA. Why, what's the matter? Does he rave? - MARIA. No, madam, he does nothing but smile. Your ladyship were - best to have some guard about you if he come; for sure the man is - tainted in's wits. - OLIVIA. Go call him hither. Exit MARIA - I am as mad as he, - If sad and merry madness equal be. - - Re-enter MARIA with MALVOLIO - - How now, Malvolio! - MALVOLIO. Sweet lady, ho, ho. - OLIVIA. Smil'st thou? - I sent for thee upon a sad occasion. - MALVOLIO. Sad, lady? I could be sad. This does make some - obstruction in the blood, this cross-gartering; but what of that? - If it please the eye of one, it is with me as the very true - sonnet is: 'Please one and please all.' - OLIVIA. Why, how dost thou, man? What is the matter with thee? - MALVOLIO. Not black in my mind, though yellow in my legs. - It did come to his hands, and commands shall be executed. - I think we do know the sweet Roman hand. - OLIVIA. Wilt thou go to bed, Malvolio? - MALVOLIO. To bed? Ay, sweetheart, and I'll come to thee. - OLIVIA. God comfort thee! Why dost thou smile so, and kiss thy hand - so oft? - MARIA. How do you, Malvolio? - MALVOLIO. At your request? Yes, nightingales answer daws! - MARIA. Why appear you with this ridiculous boldness before my lady? - MALVOLIO. 'Be not afraid of greatness.' 'Twas well writ. - OLIVIA. What mean'st thou by that, Malvolio? - AIALVOLIO. 'Some are born great,'- - OLIVIA. Ha? - MALVOLIO. 'Some achieve greatness,'- - OLIVIA. What say'st thou? - MALVOLIO. 'And some have greatness thrust upon them.' - OLIVIA. Heaven restore thee! - MALVOLIO. 'Remember who commended thy yellow stockings,'- - OLIVIA. 'Thy yellow stockings?' - MALVOLIO. 'And wish'd to see thee cross-garterd.' - OLIVIA. 'Cross-garter'd?' - MALVOLIO. 'Go to, thou an made, if thou desir'st to be so';- - OLIVIA. Am I made? - MALVOLIO. 'If not, let me see thee a servant still.' - OLIVIA. Why, this is very midsummer madness. - - Enter SERVANT - - SERVANT. Madam, the young gentleman of the Count Orsino's is - return'd; I could hardly entreat him back; he attends your - ladyship's pleasure. - OLIVIA. I'll come to him. [Exit SERVANT] Good Maria, let this - fellow be look'd to. Where's my cousin Toby? Let some of my - people have a special care of him; I would not have him miscarry - for the half of my dowry. - Exeunt OLIVIA and MARIA - MALVOLIO. O, ho! do you come near me now? No worse man than Sir - Toby to look to me! This concurs directly with the letter: she - sends him on purpose, that I may appear stubborn to him; for she - incites me to that in the letter. 'Cast thy humble slough,' says - she. 'Be opposite with kinsman, surly with servants; let thy - tongue tang with arguments of state; put thyself into the trick - of singularity' and consequently sets down the manner how, as: a - sad face, a reverend carriage, a slow tongue, in the habit of - some sir of note, and so forth. I have lim'd her; but it is - Jove's doing, and Jove make me thankful! And when she went away - now- 'Let this fellow be look'd to.' 'Fellow,' not 'Malvolio' nor - after my degree, but 'fellow.' Why, everything adheres together, - that no dram of a scruple, no scruple of a scruple, no obstacle, - no incredulous or unsafe circumstance- What can be said? Nothing - that can be can come between me and the full prospect of my - hopes. Well, Jove, not I, is the doer of this, and he is to be - thanked. - - Re-enter MARIA, with SIR TOBY and FABIAN - - SIR TOBY. Which way is he, in the name of sanctity? If all the - devils of hell be drawn in little, and Legion himself possess'd - him, yet I'll speak to him. - FABIAN. Here he is, here he is. How is't with you, sir? - SIR TOBY. How is't with you, man? - MALVOLIO. Go off; I discard you. Let me enjoy my private; go off. - MARIA. Lo, how hollow the fiend speaks within him! Did not I tell - you? Sir Toby, my lady prays you to have a care of him. - MALVOLIO. Ah, ha! does she so? - SIR TOBY. Go to, go to; peace, peace; we must deal gently with him. - Let me alone. How do you, Malvolio? How is't with you? What, man, - defy the devil; consider, he's an enemy to mankind. - MALVOLIO. Do you know what you say? - MARIA. La you, an you speak ill of the devil, how he takes it at - heart! Pray God he be not bewitched. - FABIAN. Carry his water to th' wise woman. - MARIA. Marry, and it shall be done to-morrow morning, if I live. My - lady would not lose him for more than I'll say. - MALVOLIO. How now, mistress! - MARIA. O Lord! - SIR TOBY. Prithee hold thy peace; this is not the way. Do you not - see you move him? Let me alone with him. - FABIAN. No way but gentleness- gently, gently. The fiend is rough, - and will not be roughly us'd. - SIR TOBY. Why, how now, my bawcock! - How dost thou, chuck? - MALVOLIO. Sir! - SIR TOBY. Ay, Biddy, come with me. What, man, 'tis not for gravity - to play at cherrypit with Satan. Hang him, foul collier! - MARIA. Get him to say his prayers, good Sir Toby, get him to pray. - MALVOLIO. My prayers, minx! - MARIA. No, I warrant you, he will not hear of godliness. - MALVOLIO. Go, hang yourselves all! You are idle shallow things; I - am not of your element; you shall know more hereafter. - Exit - SIR TOBY. Is't possible? - FABIAN. If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as - an improbable fiction. - SIR TOBY. His very genius hath taken the infection of the device, - man. - MARIA. Nay, pursue him now, lest the device take air and taint. - FABIAN. Why, we shall make him mad indeed. - MARIA. The house will be the quieter. - SIR TOBY. Come, we'll have him in a dark room and bound. My niece - is already in the belief that he's mad. We may carry it thus, for - our pleasure and his penance, till our very pastime, tired out of - breath, prompt us to have mercy on him; at which time we will - bring the device to the bar and crown thee for a finder of - madmen. But see, but see. - - Enter SIR ANDREW - - FABIAN. More matter for a May morning. - AGUECHEEK. Here's the challenge; read it. I warrant there's vinegar - and pepper in't. - FABIAN. Is't so saucy? - AGUECHEEK. Ay, is't, I warrant him; do but read. - SIR TOBY. Give me. [Reads] 'Youth, whatsoever thou art, thou art - but a scurvy fellow.' - FABIAN. Good and valiant. - SIR TOBY. [Reads] 'Wonder not, nor admire not in thy mind, why I do - call thee so, for I will show thee no reason for't.' - FABIAN. A good note; that keeps you from the blow of the law. - SIR TOBY. [Reads] 'Thou com'st to the Lady Olivia, and in my sight - she uses thee kindly; but thou liest in thy throat; that is not - the matter I challenge thee for.' - FABIAN. Very brief, and to exceeding good sense- less. - SIR TOBY. [Reads] 'I will waylay thee going home; where if it be - thy chance to kill me'- - FABIAN. Good. - SIR TOBY. 'Thou kill'st me like a rogue and a villain.' - FABIAN. Still you keep o' th' windy side of the law. Good! - SIR TOBY. [Reads] 'Fare thee well; and God have mercy upon one of - our souls! He may have mercy upon mine; but my hope is better, - and so look to thyself. Thy friend, as thou usest him, and thy - sworn enemy, - ANDREW AGUECHEEK.' - - If this letter move him not, his legs cannot. I'll give't him. - MARIA. You may have very fit occasion for't; he is now in some - commerce with my lady, and will by and by depart. - SIR TOBY. Go, Sir Andrew; scout me for him at the corner of the - orchard, like a bum-baily; so soon as ever thou seest him, draw; - and as thou draw'st, swear horrible; for it comes to pass oft - that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sharply twang'd - off, gives manhood more approbation than ever proof itself would - have earn'd him. Away. - AGUECHEEK. Nay, let me alone for swearing. Exit - SIR TOBY. Now will not I deliver his letter; for the behaviour of - the young gentleman gives him out to be of good capacity and - breeding; his employment between his lord and my niece confirms - no less. Therefore this letter, being so excellently ignorant, - will breed no terror in the youth: he will find it comes from a - clodpole. But, sir, I will deliver his challenge by word of - mouth, set upon Aguecheek notable report of valour, and drive the - gentleman- as know his youth will aptly receive it- into a most - hideous opinion of his rage, skill, fury, and impetuosity. This - will so fright them both that they will kill one another by the - look, like cockatrices. - - Re-enter OLIVIA. With VIOLA - - FABIAN. Here he comes with your niece; give them way till he take - leave, and presently after him. - SIR TOBY. I will meditate the while upon some horrid message for a - challenge. - Exeunt SIR TOBY, FABIAN, and MARIA - OLIVIA. I have said too much unto a heart of stone, - And laid mine honour too unchary out; - There's something in me that reproves my fault; - But such a headstrong potent fault it is - That it but mocks reproof. - VIOLA. With the same haviour that your passion bears - Goes on my master's griefs. - OLIVIA. Here, wear this jewel for me; 'tis my picture. - Refuse it not; it hath no tongue to vex you. - And I beseech you come again to-morrow. - What shall you ask of me that I'll deny, - That honour sav'd may upon asking give? - VIOLA. Nothing but this- your true love for my master. - OLIVIA. How with mine honour may I give him that - Which I have given to you? - VIOLA. I will acquit you. - OLIVIA. Well, come again to-morrow. Fare thee well; - A fiend like thee might bear my soul to hell. Exit - - Re-enter SIR TOBY and SIR FABIAN - - SIR TOBY. Gentleman, God save thee. - VIOLA. And you, sir. - SIR TOBY. That defence thou hast, betake thee tot. Of what nature - the wrongs are thou hast done him, I know not; but thy - intercepter, full of despite, bloody as the hunter, attends - thee at the orchard end. Dismount thy tuck, be yare in thy - preparation, for thy assailant is quick, skilful, and deadly. - VIOLA. You mistake, sir; I am sure no man hath any quarrel to me; - my remembrance is very free and clear from any image of offence - done to any man. - SIR TOBY. You'll find it otherwise, I assure you; therefore, if you - hold your life at any price, betake you to your guard; for your - opposite hath in him what youth, strength, skill, and wrath, can - furnish man withal. - VIOLA. I pray you, sir, what is he? - SIR TOBY. He is knight, dubb'd with unhatch'd rapier and on carpet - consideration; but he is a devil in private brawl. Souls and - bodies hath he divorc'd three; and his incensement at this moment - is so implacable that satisfaction can be none but by pangs of - death and sepulchre. Hob-nob is his word- give't or take't. - VIOLA. I will return again into the house and desire some conduct - of the lady. I am no fighter. I have heard of some kind of men - that put quarrels purposely on others to taste their valour; - belike this is a man of that quirk. - SIR TOBY. Sir, no; his indignation derives itself out of a very - competent injury; therefore, get you on and give him his desire. - Back you shall not to the house, unless you undertake that with - me which with as much safety you might answer him; therefore on, - or strip your sword stark naked; for meddle you must, that's - certain, or forswear to wear iron about you. - VIOLA. This is as uncivil as strange. I beseech you do me this - courteous office as to know of the knight what my offence to him - is: it is something of my negligence, nothing of my purpose. - SIR TOBY. I Will do so. Signior Fabian, stay you by this gentleman - till my return. Exit SIR TOBY - VIOLA. Pray you, sir, do you know of this matter? - FABIAN. I know the knight is incens'd against you, even to a mortal - arbitrement; but nothing of the circumstance more. - VIOLA. I beseech you, what manner of man is he? - FABIAN. Nothing of that wonderful promise, to read him by his form, - as you are like to find him in the proof of his valour. He is - indeed, sir, the most skilful, bloody, and fatal opposite that - you could possibly have found in any part of Illyria. Will you - walk towards him? I will make your peace with him if I can. - VIOLA. I shall be much bound to you for't. I am one that would - rather go with sir priest than sir knight. I care not who knows - so much of my mettle. Exeunt - - Re-enter SIR TOBY With SIR ANDREW - - SIR TOBY. Why, man, he's a very devil; I have not seen such a - firago. I had a pass with him, rapier, scabbard, and all, and he - gives me the stuck in with such a mortal motion that it is - inevitable; and on the answer, he pays you as surely as your feet - hit the ground they step on. They say he has been fencer to the - Sophy. - AGUECHEEK. Pox on't, I'll not meddle with him. - SIR TOBY. Ay, but he will not now be pacified; Fabian can scarce - hold him yonder. - AGUECHEEK. Plague on't; an I thought he had been valiant, and so - cunning in fence, I'd have seen him damn'd ere I'd have - challeng'd him. Let him let the matter slip, and I'll give him - my horse, grey Capilet. - SIR TOBY. I'll make the motion. Stand here, make a good show on't; - this shall end without the perdition of souls. [Aside] Marry, - I'll ride your horse as well as I ride you. - - Re-enter FABIAN and VIOLA - - [To FABIAN] I have his horse to take up the quarrel; I have - persuaded him the youth's a devil. - FABIAN. [To SIR TOBY] He is as horribly conceited of him; and pants - and looks pale, as if a bear were at his heels. - SIR TOBY. [To VIOLA] There's no remedy, sir: he will fight with you - for's oath sake. Marry, he hath better bethought him of his - quarrel, and he finds that now scarce to be worth talking of. - Therefore draw for the supportance of his vow; he protests he - will not hurt you. - VIOLA. [Aside] Pray God defend me! A little thing would make me - tell them how much I lack of a man. - FABIAN. Give ground if you see him furious. - SIR TOBY. Come, Sir Andrew, there's no remedy; the gentleman will, - for his honour's sake, have one bout with you; he cannot by the - duello avoid it; but he has promis'd me, as he is a gentleman and - a soldier, he will not hurt you. Come on; to't. - AGUECHEEK. Pray God he keep his oath! [They draw] - - Enter ANTONIO - - VIOLA. I do assure you 'tis against my will. - ANTONIO. Put up your sword. If this young gentleman - Have done offence, I take the fault on me: - If you offend him, I for him defy you. - SIR TOBY. You, sir! Why, what are you? - ANTONIO. One, sir, that for his love dares yet do more - Than you have heard him brag to you he will. - SIR TOBY. Nay, if you be an undertaker, I am for you. - [They draw] - - Enter OFFICERS - - FABIAN. O good Sir Toby, hold! Here come the officers. - SIR TOBY. [To ANTONIO] I'll be with you anon. - VIOLA. Pray, sir, put your sword up, if you please. - AGUECHEEK. Marry, will I, sir; and for that I promis'd you, I'll be - as good as my word. He will bear you easily and reins well. - FIRST OFFICER. This is the man; do thy office. - SECOND OFFICER. Antonio, I arrest thee at the suit - Of Count Orsino. - ANTONIO. You do mistake me, sir. - FIRST OFFICER. No, sir, no jot; I know your favour well, - Though now you have no sea-cap on your head. - Take him away; he knows I know him well. - ANTONIO. I Must obey. [To VIOLA] This comes with seeking you; - But there's no remedy; I shall answer it. - What will you do, now my necessity - Makes me to ask you for my purse? It grieves me - Much more for what I cannot do for you - Than what befalls myself. You stand amaz'd; - But be of comfort. - SECOND OFFICER. Come, sir, away. - ANTONIO. I must entreat of you some of that money. - VIOLA. What money, sir? - For the fair kindness you have show'd me here, - And part being prompted by your present trouble, - Out of my lean and low ability - I'll lend you something. My having is not much; - I'll make division of my present with you; - Hold, there's half my coffer. - ANTONIO. Will you deny me now? - Is't possible that my deserts to you - Can lack persuasion? Do not tempt my misery, - Lest that it make me so unsound a man - As to upbraid you with those kindnesses - That I have done for you. - VIOLA. I know of none, - Nor know I you by voice or any feature. - I hate ingratitude more in a man - Than lying, vainness, babbling drunkenness, - Or any taint of vice whose strong corruption - Inhabits our frail blood. - ANTONIO. O heavens themselves! - SECOND OFFICER. Come, sir, I pray you go. - ANTONIO. Let me speak a little. This youth that you see here - I snatch'd one half out of the jaws of death, - Reliev'd him with such sanctity of love, - And to his image, which methought did promise - Most venerable worth, did I devotion. - FIRST OFFICER. What's that to us? The time goes by; away. - ANTONIO. But, O, how vile an idol proves this god! - Thou hast, Sebastian, done good feature shame. - In nature there's no blemish but the mind: - None can be call'd deform'd but the unkind. - Virtue is beauty; but the beauteous evil - Are empty trunks, o'erflourish'd by the devil. - FIRST OFFICER. The man grows mad. Away with him. - Come, come, sir. - ANTONIO. Lead me on. Exit with OFFICERS - VIOLA. Methinks his words do from such passion fly - That he believes himself; so do not I. - Prove true, imagination, O, prove true, - That I, dear brother, be now ta'en for you! - SIR TOBY. Come hither, knight; come hither, Fabian; we'll whisper - o'er a couplet or two of most sage saws. - VIOLA. He nam'd Sebastian. I my brother know - Yet living in my glass; even such and so - In favour was my brother; and he went - Still in this fashion, colour, ornament, - For him I imitate. O, if it prove, - Tempests are kind, and salt waves fresh in love! Exit - SIR TOBY. A very dishonest paltry boy, and more a coward than a - hare. His dishonesty appears in leaving his friend here in - necessity and denying him; and for his cowardship, ask Fabian. - FABIAN. A coward, a most devout coward, religious in it. - AGUECHEEK. 'Slid, I'll after him again and beat him. - SIR TOBY. Do; cuff him soundly, but never draw thy sword. - AGUECHEEK. And I do not- Exit - FABIAN. Come, let's see the event. - SIR TOBY. I dare lay any money 'twill be nothing yet. - Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. -Before OLIVIA'S house - -Enter SEBASTIAN and CLOWN - - CLOWN. Will you make me believe that I am not sent for you? - SEBASTIAN. Go to, go to, thou art a foolish fellow; let me be clear - of thee. - CLOWN. Well held out, i' faith! No, I do not know you; nor I am not - sent to you by my lady, to bid you come speak with her; nor your - name is not Master Cesario; nor this is not my nose neither. - Nothing that is so is so. - SEBASTIAN. I prithee vent thy folly somewhere else. - Thou know'st not me. - CLOWN. Vent my folly! He has heard that word of some great man, and - now applies it to a fool. Vent my folly! I am afraid this great - lubber, the world, will prove a cockney. I prithee now, ungird - thy strangeness, and tell me what I shall vent to my lady. Shall - I vent to her that thou art coming? - SEBASTIAN. I prithee, foolish Greek, depart from me; - There's money for thee; if you tarry longer - I shall give worse payment. - CLOWN. By my troth, thou hast an open hand. These wise men that - give fools money get themselves a good report after fourteen - years' purchase. - - Enter SIR ANDREW, SIR TOBY, and FABIAN - - AGUECHEEK. Now, sir, have I met you again? - [Striking SEBASTIAN] There's for you. - SEBASTIAN. Why, there's for thee, and there, and there. - Are all the people mad? - SIR TOBY. Hold, sir, or I'll throw your dagger o'er the house. - [Holding SEBASTIAN] - CLOWN. This will I tell my lady straight. I would not be in some of - your coats for two-pence. Exit - SIR TOBY. Come on, sir; hold. - AGUECHEEK. Nay, let him alone. I'll go another way to work with - him; I'll have an action of battery against him, if there be any - law in Illyria; though I struck him first, yet it's no matter for - that. - SEBASTIAN. Let go thy hand. - SIR TOBY. Come, sir, I will not let you go. Come, my young soldier, - put up your iron; you are well flesh'd. Come on. - SEBASTIAN. I will be free from thee. What wouldst thou now? - If thou dar'st tempt me further, draw thy sword. [Draws] - SIR TOBY. What, what? Nay, then I must have an ounce or two of this - malapert blood from you. [Draws] - - Enter OLIVIA - - OLIVIA. Hold, Toby; on thy life, I charge thee hold. - SIR TOBY. Madam! - OLIVIA. Will it be ever thus? Ungracious wretch, - Fit for the mountains and the barbarous caves, - Where manners ne'er were preach'd! Out of my sight! - Be not offended, dear Cesario- - Rudesby, be gone! - Exeunt SIR TOBY, SIR ANDREW, and FABIAN - I prithee, gentle friend, - Let thy fair wisdom, not thy passion, sway - In this uncivil and unjust extent - Against thy peace. Go with me to my house, - And hear thou there how many fruitless pranks - This ruffian hath botch'd up, that thou thereby - Mayst smile at this. Thou shalt not choose but go; - Do not deny. Beshrew his soul for me! - He started one poor heart of mine in thee. - SEBASTIAN. What relish is in this? How runs the stream? - Or I am mad, or else this is a dream. - Let fancy still my sense in Lethe steep; - If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep! - OLIVIA. Nay, come, I prithee. Would thou'dst be rul'd by me! - SEBASTIAN. Madam, I will. - OLIVIA. O, say so, and so be! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -OLIVIA'S house - -Enter MARIA and CLOWN - - MARIA. Nay, I prithee, put on this gown and this beard; make him - believe thou art Sir Topas the curate; do it quickly. I'll call - Sir Toby the whilst. Exit - CLOWN. Well, I'll put it on, and I will dissemble myself in't; and - I would I were the first that ever dissembled in such a gown. I - am not tall enough to become the function well nor lean enough to - be thought a good student; but to be said an honest man and a - good housekeeper goes as fairly as to say a careful man and a - great scholar. The competitors enter. - - Enter SIR TOBY and MARIA - - SIR TOBY. Jove bless thee, Master Parson. - CLOWN. Bonos dies, Sir Toby; for as the old hermit of Prague, that - never saw pen and ink, very wittily said to niece of King - Gorboduc 'That that is is'; so I, being Master Parson, am Master - Parson; for what is 'that' but that, and 'is' but is? - SIR TOBY. To him, Sir Topas. - CLOWN. What ho, I say! Peace in this prison! - SIR TOBY. The knave counterfeits well; a good knave. - MALVOLIO. [Within] Who calls there? - CLOWN. Sir Topas the curate, who comes to visit Malvolio the - lunatic. - MALVOLIO. Sir Topas, Sir Topas, good Sir Topas, go to my lady. - CLOWN. Out, hyperbolical fiend! How vexest thou this man! - Talkest thou nothing but of ladies? - SIR TOBY. Well said, Master Parson. - MALVOLIO. Sir Topas, never was man thus wronged. Good Sir Topas, do - not think I am mad; they have laid me here in hideous darkness. - CLOWN. Fie, thou dishonest Satan! I call thee by the most modest - terms, for I am one of those gentle ones that will use the devil - himself with courtesy. Say'st thou that house is dark? - MALVOLIO. As hell, Sir Topas. - CLOWN. Why, it hath bay windows transparent as barricadoes, and the - clerestories toward the south north are as lustrous as ebony; and - yet complainest thou of obstruction? - MALVOLIO. I am not mad, Sir Topas. I say to you this house is dark. - CLOWN. Madman, thou errest. I say there is no darkness but - ignorance; in which thou art more puzzled than the Egyptians in - their fog. - MALVOLIO. I say this house is as dark as ignorance, though - ignorance were as dark as hell; and I say there was never man - thus abus'd. I am no more mad than you are; make the trial of it - in any constant question. - CLOWN. What is the opinion of Pythagoras concerning wild fowl? - MALVOLIO. That the soul of our grandam might haply inhabit a bird. - CLOWN. What think'st thou of his opinion? - MALVOLIO. I think nobly of the soul, and no way approve his - opinion. - CLOWN. Fare thee well. Remain thou still in darkness: thou shalt - hold th' opinion of Pythagoras ere I will allow of thy wits; and - fear to kill a woodcock, lest thou dispossess the soul of thy - grandam. Fare thee well. - MALVOLIO. Sir Topas, Sir Topas! - SIR TOBY. My most exquisite Sir Topas! - CLOWN. Nay, I am for all waters. - MARIA. Thou mightst have done this without thy beard and gown: he - sees thee not. - SIR TOBY. To him in thine own voice, and bring me word how thou - find'st him. I would we were well rid of this knavery. If he may - be conveniently deliver'd, I would he were; for I am now so far - in offence with my niece that I cannot pursue with any safety - this sport to the upshot. Come by and by to my chamber. - Exit with MARIA - CLOWN. [Sings] Hey, Robin, jolly Robin, - Tell me how thy lady does. - MALVOLIO. Fool! - CLOWN. [Sings] My lady is unkind, perdy. - MALVOLIO. Fool! - CLOWN. [Sings] Alas, why is she so? - MALVOLIO. Fool I say! - CLOWN. [Sings] She loves another- Who calls, ha? - MALVOLIO. Good fool, as ever thou wilt deserve well at my hand, - help me to a candle, and pen, ink, and paper; as I am a - gentleman, I will live to be thankful to thee for't. - CLOWN. Master Malvolio? - MALVOLIO. Ay, good fool. - CLOWN. Alas, sir, how fell you besides your five wits? - MALVOLIO. Fool, there was never man so notoriously abus'd; - I am as well in my wits, fool, as thou art. - CLOWN. But as well? Then you are mad indeed, if you be no better in - your wits than a fool. - MALVOLIO. They have here propertied me; keep me in darkness, send - ministers to me, asses, and do all they can to face me out of my - wits. - CLOWN. Advise you what. you say: the minister is here. - [Speaking as SIR TOPAS] Malvolio, thy wits the heavens restore! - Endeavour thyself to sleep, and leave thy vain bibble-babble. - MALVOLIO. Sir Topas! - CLOWN. Maintain no words with him, good fellow.- Who, I, sir? Not - I, sir. God buy you, good Sir Topas.- Marry, amen.- I will sir, I - will. - MALVOLIO. Fool, fool, fool, I say! - CLOWN. Alas, sir, be patient. What say you, sir? I am shent for - speaking to you. - MALVOLIO. Good fool, help me to some light and some paper. - I tell thee I am as well in my wits as any man in Illyria. - CLOWN. Well-a-day that you were, sir! - MALVOLIO. By this hand, I am. Good fool, some ink, paper, and - light; and convey what I will set down to my lady. It shall - advantage thee more than ever the bearing of letter did. - CLOWN. I will help you to't. But tell me true, are you not mad - indeed, or do you but counterfeit? - MALVOLIO. Believe me, I am not; I tell thee true. - CLOWN. Nay, I'll ne'er believe a madman till I see his brains. - I will fetch you light and paper and ink. - MALVOLIO. Fool, I'll requite it in the highest degree; I prithe be - gone. - CLOWN. [Singing] - I am gone, sir, - And anon, sir, - I'll be with you again, - In a trice, - Like to the old Vice, - Your need to sustain; - - Who with dagger of lath, - In his rage and his wrath, - Cries, Ah, ha! to the devil, - Like a mad lad, - Pare thy nails, dad. - Adieu, goodman devil. Exit - - - - -SCENE III. -OLIVIA'S garden - -Enter SEBASTIAN - - SEBASTIAN. This is the air; that is the glorious sun; - This pearl she gave me, I do feel't and see't; - And though 'tis wonder that enwraps me thus, - Yet 'tis not madness. Where's Antonio, then? - I could not find him at the Elephant; - Yet there he was; and there I found this credit, - That he did range the town to seek me out. - His counsel now might do me golden service; - For though my soul disputes well with my sense - That this may be some error, but no madness, - Yet doth this accident and flood of fortune - So far exceed all instance, all discourse, - That I am ready to distrust mine eyes - And wrangle with my reason, that persuades me - To any other trust but that I am mad, - Or else the lady's mad; yet if 'twere so, - She could not sway her house, command her followers, - Take and give back affairs and their dispatch - With such a smooth, discreet, and stable bearing, - As I perceive she does. There's something in't - That is deceivable. But here the lady comes. - - Enter OLIVIA and PRIEST - - OLIVIA. Blame not this haste of mine. If you mean well, - Now go with me and with this holy man - Into the chantry by; there, before him - And underneath that consecrated roof, - Plight me the fun assurance of your faith, - That my most jealous and too doubtful soul - May live at peace. He shall conceal it - Whiles you are willing it shall come to note, - What time we will our celebration keep - According to my birth. What do you say? - SEBASTIAN. I'll follow this good man, and go with you; - And, having sworn truth, ever will be true. - OLIVIA. Then lead the way, good father; and heavens so shine - That they may fairly note this act of mine! Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -Before OLIVIA's house - -Enter CLOWN and FABIAN - - FABIAN. Now, as thou lov'st me, let me see his letter. - CLOWN. Good Master Fabian, grant me another request. - FABIAN. Anything. - CLOWN. Do not desire to see this letter. - FABIAN. This is to give a dog, and in recompense desire my dog - again. - - Enter DUKE, VIOLA, CURIO, and LORDS - - DUKE. Belong you to the Lady Olivia, friends? - CLOWN. Ay, sir, we are some of her trappings. - DUKE. I know thee well. How dost thou, my good fellow? - CLOWN. Truly, sir, the better for my foes and the worse for my - friends. - DUKE. Just the contrary: the better for thy friends. - CLOWN. No, sir, the worse. - DUKE. How can that be? - CLOWN. Marry, sir, they praise me and make an ass of me. Now my - foes tell me plainly I am an ass; so that by my foes, sir, I - profit in the knowledge of myself, and by my friends I am abused; - so that, conclusions to be as kisses, if your four negatives make - your two affirmatives, why then, the worse for my friends, and - the better for my foes. - DUKE. Why, this is excellent. - CLOWN. By my troth, sir, no; though it please you to be one of my - friends. - DUKE. Thou shalt not be the worse for me. There's gold. - CLOWN. But that it would be double-dealing, sir, I would you could - make it another. - DUKE. O, you give me ill counsel. - CLOWN. Put your grace in your pocket, sir, for this once, and let - your flesh and blood obey it. - DUKE. Well, I will be so much a sinner to be a double-dealer. - There's another. - CLOWN. Primo, secundo, tertio, is a good play; and the old saying - is 'The third pays for all.' The triplex, sir, is a good tripping - measure; or the bells of Saint Bennet, sir, may put you in mind- - one, two, three. - DUKE. You can fool no more money out of me at this throw; if you - will let your lady know I am here to speak with her, and bring - her along with you, it may awake my bounty further. - CLOWN. Marry, sir, lullaby to your bounty till I come again. I go, - sir; but I would not have you to think that my desire of having - is the sin of covetousness. But, as you say, sir, let your bounty - take a nap; I will awake it anon. Exit - - Enter ANTONIO and OFFICERS - - VIOLA. Here comes the man, sir, that did rescue me. - DUKE. That face of his I do remember well; - Yet when I saw it last it was besmear'd - As black as Vulcan in the smoke of war. - A baubling vessel was he captain of, - For shallow draught and bulk unprizable, - With which such scathful grapple did he make - With the most noble bottom of our fleet - That very envy and the tongue of los - Cried fame and honour on him. What's the matter? - FIRST OFFICER. Orsino, this is that Antonio - That took the Phoenix and her fraught from Candy; - And this is he that did the Tiger board - When your young nephew Titus lost his leg. - Here in the streets, desperate of shame and state, - In private brabble did we apprehend him. - VIOLA. He did me kindness, sir; drew on my side; - But in conclusion put strange speech upon me. - I know not what 'twas but distraction. - DUKE. Notable pirate, thou salt-water thief! - What foolish boldness brought thee to their mercies - Whom thou, in terms so bloody and so dear, - Hast made thine enemies? - ANTONIO. Orsino, noble sir, - Be pleas'd that I shake off these names you give me: - Antonio never yet was thief or pirate, - Though I confess, on base and ground enough, - Orsino's enemy. A witchcraft drew me hither: - That most ingrateful boy there by your side - From the rude sea's enrag'd and foamy mouth - Did I redeem; a wreck past hope he was. - His life I gave him, and did thereto ad - My love without retention or restraint, - All his in dedication; for his sake, - Did I expose myself, pure for his love, - Into the danger of this adverse town; - Drew to defend him when he was beset; - Where being apprehended, his false cunning, - Not meaning to partake with me in danger, - Taught him to face me out of his acquaintance, - And grew a twenty years removed thing - While one would wink; denied me mine own purse, - Which I had recommended to his use - Not half an hour before. - VIOLA. How can this be? - DUKE. When came he to this town? - ANTONIO. To-day, my lord; and for three months before, - No int'rim, not a minute's vacancy, - Both day and night did we keep company. - - Enter OLIVIA and ATTENDANTS - - DUKE. Here comes the Countess; now heaven walks on earth. - But for thee, fellow- fellow, thy words are madness. - Three months this youth hath tended upon me- - But more of that anon. Take him aside. - OLIVIA. What would my lord, but that he may not have, - Wherein Olivia may seem serviceable? - Cesario, you do not keep promise with me. - VIOLA. Madam? - DUKE. Gracious Olivia- - OLIVIA. What do you say, Cesario? Good my lord- - VIOLA. My lord would speak; my duty hushes me. - OLIVIA. If it be aught to the old tune, my lord, - It is as fat and fulsome to mine ear - As howling after music. - DUKE. Still so cruel? - OLIVIA. Still so constant, lord. - DUKE. What, to perverseness? You uncivil lady, - To whose ingrate and unauspicious altars - My soul the faithfull'st off'rings hath breath'd out - That e'er devotion tender'd! What shall I do? - OLIVIA. Even what it please my lord, that shall become him. - DUKE. Why should I not, had I the heart to do it, - Like to the Egyptian thief at point of death, - Kill what I love?- a savage jealousy - That sometime savours nobly. But hear me this: - Since you to non-regardance cast my faith, - And that I partly know the instrument - That screws me from my true place in your favour, - Live you the marble-breasted tyrant still; - But this your minion, whom I know you love, - And whom, by heaven I swear, I tender dearly, - Him will I tear out of that cruel eye - Where he sits crowned in his master's spite. - Come, boy, with me; my thoughts are ripe in mischief: - I'll sacrifice the lamb that I do love - To spite a raven's heart within a dove. - VIOLA. And I, most jocund, apt, and willingly, - To do you rest, a thousand deaths would die. - OLIVIA. Where goes Cesario? - VIOLA. After him I love - More than I love these eyes, more than my life, - More, by all mores, than e'er I shall love wife. - If I do feign, you witnesses above - Punish my life for tainting of my love! - OLIVIA. Ay me, detested! How am I beguil'd! - VIOLA. Who does beguile you? Who does do you wrong? - OLIVIA. Hast thou forgot thyself? Is it so long? - Call forth the holy father. Exit an ATTENDANT - DUKE. Come, away! - OLIVIA. Whither, my lord? Cesario, husband, stay. - DUKE. Husband? - OLIVIA. Ay, husband; can he that deny? - DUKE. Her husband, sirrah? - VIOLA. No, my lord, not I. - OLIVIA. Alas, it is the baseness of thy fear - That makes thee strangle thy propriety. - Fear not, Cesario, take thy fortunes up; - Be that thou know'st thou art, and then thou art - As great as that thou fear'st. - - Enter PRIEST - - O, welcome, father! - Father, I charge thee, by thy reverence, - Here to unfold- though lately we intended - To keep in darkness what occasion now - Reveals before 'tis ripe- what thou dost know - Hath newly pass'd between this youth and me. - PRIEST. A contract of eternal bond of love, - Confirm'd by mutual joinder of your hands, - Attested by the holy close of lips, - Strength'ned by interchangement of your rings; - And all the ceremony of this compact - Seal'd in my function, by my testimony; - Since when, my watch hath told me, toward my grave, - I have travell'd but two hours. - DUKE. O thou dissembling cub! What wilt thou be, - When time hath sow'd a grizzle on thy case? - Or will not else thy craft so quickly grow - That thine own trip shall be thine overthrow? - Farewell, and take her; but direct thy feet - Where thou and I henceforth may never meet. - VIOLA. My lord, I do protest- - OLIVIA. O, do not swear! - Hold little faith, though thou has too much fear. - - Enter SIR ANDREW - - AGUECHEEK. For the love of God, a surgeon! - Send one presently to Sir Toby. - OLIVIA. What's the matter? - AGUECHEEK. Has broke my head across, and has given Sir Toby a - bloody coxcomb too. For the love of God, your help! I had rather - than forty pound I were at home. - OLIVIA. Who has done this, Sir Andrew? - AGUECHEEK. The Count's gentleman, one Cesario. We took him for a - coward, but he's the very devil incardinate. - DUKE. My gentleman, Cesario? - AGUECHEEK. Od's lifelings, here he is! You broke my head for - nothing; and that that did, I was set on to do't by Sir Toby. - VIOLA. Why do you speak to me? I never hurt you. - You drew your sword upon me without cause; - But I bespake you fair and hurt you not. - - Enter SIR TOBY and CLOWN - - AGUECHEEK. If a bloody coxcomb be a hurt, you have hurt me; I think - you set nothing by a bloody coxcomb. Here comes Sir Toby halting; - you shall hear more; but if he had not been in drink, he would - have tickl'd you othergates than he did. - DUKE. How now, gentleman? How is't with you? - SIR TOBY. That's all one; has hurt me, and there's th' end on't. - Sot, didst see Dick Surgeon, sot? - CLOWN. O, he's drunk, Sir Toby, an hour agone; his eyes were set at - eight i' th' morning. - SIR TOBY. Then he's a rogue and a passy measures pavin. I hate a - drunken rogue. - OLIVIA. Away with him. Who hath made this havoc with them? - AGUECHEEK. I'll help you, Sir Toby, because we'll be dress'd - together. - SIR TOBY. Will you help- an ass-head and a coxcomb and a knave, a - thin fac'd knave, a gull? - OLIVIA. Get him to bed, and let his hurt be look'd to. - Exeunt CLOWN, FABIAN, SIR TOBY, and SIR ANDREW - - Enter SEBASTIAN - - SEBASTIAN. I am sorry, madam, I have hurt your kinsman; - But, had it been the brother of my blood, - I must have done no less with wit and safety. - You throw a strange regard upon me, and by that - I do perceive it hath offended you. - Pardon me, sweet one, even for the vows - We made each other but so late ago. - DUKE. One face, one voice, one habit, and two persons! - A natural perspective, that is and is not. - SEBASTIAN. Antonio, O my dear Antonio! - How have the hours rack'd and tortur'd me - Since I have lost thee! - ANTONIO. Sebastian are you? - SEBASTIAN. Fear'st thou that, Antonio? - ANTONIO. How have you made division of yourself? - An apple cleft in two is not more twin - Than these two creatures. Which is Sebastian? - OLIVIA. Most wonderful! - SEBASTIAN. Do I stand there? I never had a brother; - Nor can there be that deity in my nature - Of here and everywhere. I had a sister - Whom the blind waves and surges have devour'd. - Of charity, what kin are you to me? - What countryman, what name, what parentage? - VIOLA. Of Messaline; Sebastian was my father. - Such a Sebastian was my brother too; - So went he suited to his watery tomb; - If spirits can assume both form and suit, - You come to fright us. - SEBASTIAN. A spirit I am indeed, - But am in that dimension grossly clad - Which from the womb I did participate. - Were you a woman, as the rest goes even, - I should my tears let fall upon your cheek, - And say 'Thrice welcome, drowned Viola!' - VIOLA. My father had a mole upon his brow. - SEBASTIAN. And so had mine. - VIOLA. And died that day when Viola from her birth - Had numb'red thirteen years. - SEBASTIAN. O, that record is lively in my soul! - He finished indeed his mortal act - That day that made my sister thirteen years. - VIOLA. If nothing lets to make us happy both - But this my masculine usurp'd attire, - Do not embrace me till each circumstance - Of place, time, fortune, do cohere and jump - That I am Viola; which to confirm, - I'll bring you to a captain in this town, - Where lie my maiden weeds; by whose gentle help - I was preserv'd to serve this noble Count. - All the occurrence of my fortune since - Hath been between this lady and this lord. - SEBASTIAN. [To OLIVIA] So Comes it, lady, you have been mistook; - But nature to her bias drew in that. - You would have been contracted to a maid; - Nor are you therein, by my life, deceiv'd; - You are betroth'd both to a maid and man. - DUKE. Be not amaz'd; right noble is his blood. - If this be so, as yet the glass seems true, - I shall have share in this most happy wreck. - [To VIOLA] Boy, thou hast said to me a thousand times - Thou never shouldst love woman like to me. - VIOLA. And all those sayings will I overswear; - And all those swearings keep as true in soul - As doth that orbed continent the fire - That severs day from night. - DUKE. Give me thy hand; - And let me see thee in thy woman's weeds. - VIOLA. The captain that did bring me first on shore - Hath my maid's garments. He, upon some action, - Is now in durance, at Malvolio's suit, - A gentleman and follower of my lady's. - OLIVIA. He shall enlarge him. Fetch Malvolio hither; - And yet, alas, now I remember me, - They say, poor gentleman, he's much distract. - - Re-enter CLOWN, with a letter, and FABIAN - - A most extracting frenzy of mine own - From my remembrance clearly banish'd his. - How does he, sirrah? - CLOWN. Truly, madam, he holds Belzebub at the stave's end as well - as a man in his case may do. Has here writ a letter to you; I - should have given 't you to-day morning, but as a madman's - epistles are no gospels, so it skills not much when they are - deliver'd. - OLIVIA. Open't, and read it. - CLOWN. Look then to be well edified when the fool delivers the - madman. [Reads madly ] 'By the Lord, madam-' - OLIVIA. How now! Art thou mad? - CLOWN. No, madam, I do but read madness. An your ladyship will have - it as it ought to be, you must allow vox. - OLIVIA. Prithee read i' thy right wits. - CLOWN. So I do, madonna; but to read his right wits is to read - thus; therefore perpend, my Princess, and give ear. - OLIVIA. [To FABIAN] Read it you, sirrah. - FABIAN. [Reads] 'By the Lord, madam, you wrong me, and the world - shall know it. Though you have put me into darkness and given - your drunken cousin rule over me, yet have I the benefit of my - senses as well as your ladyship. I have your own letter that - induced me to the semblance I put on, with the which I doubt not - but to do myself much right or you much shame. Think of me as you - please. I leave my duty a little unthought of, and speak out of - my injury. - THE MADLY-US'D MALVOLIO' - - OLIVIA. Did he write this? - CLOWN. Ay, Madam. - DUKE. This savours not much of distraction. - OLIVIA. See him deliver'd, Fabian; bring him hither. - Exit FABIAN - My lord, so please you, these things further thought on, - To think me as well a sister as a wife, - One day shall crown th' alliance on't, so please you, - Here at my house, and at my proper cost. - DUKE. Madam, I am most apt t' embrace your offer. - [To VIOLA] Your master quits you; and, for your service done - him, - So much against the mettle of your sex, - So far beneath your soft and tender breeding, - And since you call'd me master for so long, - Here is my hand; you shall from this time be - You master's mistress. - OLIVIA. A sister! You are she. - - Re-enter FABIAN, with MALVOLIO - - DUKE. Is this the madman? - OLIVIA. Ay, my lord, this same. - How now, Malvolio! - MALVOLIO. Madam, you have done me wrong, - Notorious wrong. - OLIVIA. Have I, Malvolio? No. - MALVOLIO. Lady, you have. Pray you peruse that letter. - You must not now deny it is your hand; - Write from it if you can, in hand or phrase; - Or say 'tis not your seal, not your invention; - You can say none of this. Well, grant it then, - And tell me, in the modesty of honour, - Why you have given me such clear lights of favour, - Bade me come smiling and cross-garter'd to you, - To put on yellow stockings, and to frown - Upon Sir Toby and the lighter people; - And, acting this in an obedient hope, - Why have you suffer'd me to be imprison'd, - Kept in a dark house, visited by the priest, - And made the most notorious geck and gul - That e'er invention play'd on? Tell me why. - OLIVIA. Alas, Malvolio, this is not my writing, - Though, I confess, much like the character; - But out of question 'tis Maria's hand. - And now I do bethink me, it was she - First told me thou wast mad; then cam'st in smiling, - And in such forms which here were presuppos'd - Upon thee in the letter. Prithee, be content; - This practice hath most shrewdly pass'd upon thee, - But, when we know the grounds and authors of it, - Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge - Of thine own cause. - FABIAN. Good madam, hear me speak, - And let no quarrel nor no brawl to come - Taint the condition of this present hour, - Which I have wond'red at. In hope it shall not, - Most freely I confess myself and Toby - Set this device against Malvolio here, - Upon some stubborn and uncourteous parts - We had conceiv'd against him. Maria writ - The letter, at Sir Toby's great importance, - In recompense whereof he hath married her. - How with a sportful malice it was follow'd - May rather pluck on laughter than revenge, - If that the injuries be justly weigh'd - That have on both sides pass'd. - OLIVIA. Alas, poor fool, how have they baffl'd thee! - CLOWN. Why, 'Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some - have greatness thrown upon them.' I was one, sir, in this - interlude- one Sir Topas, sir; but that's all one. 'By the Lord, - fool, I am not mad!' But do you remember- 'Madam, why laugh you - at such a barren rascal? An you smile not, he's gagg'd'? And thus - the whirligig of time brings in his revenges. - MALVOLIO. I'll be reveng'd on the whole pack of you. - Exit - OLIVIA. He hath been most notoriously abus'd. - DUKE. Pursue him, and entreat him to a peace; - He hath not told us of the captain yet. - When that is known, and golden time convents, - A solemn combination shall be made - Of our dear souls. Meantime, sweet sister, - We will not part from hence. Cesario, come; - For so you shall be while you are a man; - But when in other habits you are seen, - Orsino's mistress, and his fancy's queen. - Exeunt all but the CLOWN - - CLOWN sings - - When that I was and a little tiny boy, - With hey, ho, the wind and the rain, - A foolish thing was but a toy, - For the rain it raineth every day. - - But when I came to man's estate, - With hey, ho, the wind and the rain, - 'Gainst knaves and thieves men shut their gate, - For the rain it raineth every day. - - But when I came, alas! to wive, - With hey, ho, the wind and the rain, - By swaggering could I never thrive, - For the rain it raineth every day. - - But when I came unto my beds, - With hey, ho, the wind and the rain, - With toss-pots still had drunken heads, - For the rain it raineth every day. - - A great while ago the world begun, - With hey, ho, the wind and the rain, - But that's all one, our play is done, - And we'll strive to please you every day. - Exit - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -1595 - -THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA - -by William Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - - DUKE OF MILAN, father to Silvia - VALENTINE, one of the two gentlemen - PROTEUS, " " " " " - ANTONIO, father to Proteus - THURIO, a foolish rival to Valentine - EGLAMOUR, agent for Silvia in her escape - SPEED, a clownish servant to Valentine - LAUNCE, the like to Proteus - PANTHINO, servant to Antonio - HOST, where Julia lodges in Milan - OUTLAWS, with Valentine - - JULIA, a lady of Verona, beloved of Proteus - SILVIA, the Duke's daughter, beloved of Valentine - LUCETTA, waiting-woman to Julia - - SERVANTS - MUSICIANS - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -Verona; Milan; the frontiers of Mantua - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -Verona. An open place - -Enter VALENTINE and PROTEUS - - VALENTINE. Cease to persuade, my loving Proteus: - Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits. - Were't not affection chains thy tender days - To the sweet glances of thy honour'd love, - I rather would entreat thy company - To see the wonders of the world abroad, - Than, living dully sluggardiz'd at home, - Wear out thy youth with shapeless idleness. - But since thou lov'st, love still, and thrive therein, - Even as I would, when I to love begin. - PROTEUS. Wilt thou be gone? Sweet Valentine, adieu! - Think on thy Proteus, when thou haply seest - Some rare noteworthy object in thy travel. - Wish me partaker in thy happiness - When thou dost meet good hap; and in thy danger, - If ever danger do environ thee, - Commend thy grievance to my holy prayers, - For I will be thy headsman, Valentine. - VALENTINE. And on a love-book pray for my success? - PROTEUS. Upon some book I love I'll pray for thee. - VALENTINE. That's on some shallow story of deep love: - How young Leander cross'd the Hellespont. - PROTEUS. That's a deep story of a deeper love; - For he was more than over shoes in love. - VALENTINE. 'Tis true; for you are over boots in love, - And yet you never swum the Hellespont. - PROTEUS. Over the boots! Nay, give me not the boots. - VALENTINE. No, I will not, for it boots thee not. - PROTEUS. What? - VALENTINE. To be in love- where scorn is bought with groans, - Coy looks with heart-sore sighs, one fading moment's mirth - With twenty watchful, weary, tedious nights; - If haply won, perhaps a hapless gain; - If lost, why then a grievous labour won; - However, but a folly bought with wit, - Or else a wit by folly vanquished. - PROTEUS. So, by your circumstance, you call me fool. - VALENTINE. So, by your circumstance, I fear you'll prove. - PROTEUS. 'Tis love you cavil at; I am not Love. - VALENTINE. Love is your master, for he masters you; - And he that is so yoked by a fool, - Methinks, should not be chronicled for wise. - PROTEUS. Yet writers say, as in the sweetest bud - The eating canker dwells, so eating love - Inhabits in the finest wits of all. - VALENTINE. And writers say, as the most forward bud - Is eaten by the canker ere it blow, - Even so by love the young and tender wit - Is turn'd to folly, blasting in the bud, - Losing his verdure even in the prime, - And all the fair effects of future hopes. - But wherefore waste I time to counsel the - That art a votary to fond desire? - Once more adieu. My father at the road - Expects my coming, there to see me shipp'd. - PROTEUS. And thither will I bring thee, Valentine. - VALENTINE. Sweet Proteus, no; now let us take our leave. - To Milan let me hear from thee by letters - Of thy success in love, and what news else - Betideth here in absence of thy friend; - And I likewise will visit thee with mine. - PROTEUS. All happiness bechance to thee in Milan! - VALENTINE. As much to you at home; and so farewell! - Exit VALENTINE - PROTEUS. He after honour hunts, I after love; - He leaves his friends to dignify them more: - I leave myself, my friends, and all for love. - Thou, Julia, thou hast metamorphis'd me, - Made me neglect my studies, lose my time, - War with good counsel, set the world at nought; - Made wit with musing weak, heart sick with thought. - - Enter SPEED - - SPEED. Sir Proteus, save you! Saw you my master? - PROTEUS. But now he parted hence to embark for Milan. - SPEED. Twenty to one then he is shipp'd already, - And I have play'd the sheep in losing him. - PROTEUS. Indeed a sheep doth very often stray, - An if the shepherd be awhile away. - SPEED. You conclude that my master is a shepherd then, and - I a sheep? - PROTEUS. I do. - SPEED. Why then, my horns are his horns, whether I wake or sleep. - PROTEUS. A silly answer, and fitting well a sheep. - SPEED. This proves me still a sheep. - PROTEUS. True; and thy master a shepherd. - SPEED. Nay, that I can deny by a circumstance. - PROTEUS. It shall go hard but I'll prove it by another. - SPEED. The shepherd seeks the sheep, and not the sheep the - shepherd; but I seek my master, and my master seeks not me; - therefore, I am no sheep. - PROTEUS. The sheep for fodder follow the shepherd; the shepherd for - food follows not the sheep: thou for wages followest thy master; - thy master for wages follows not thee. Therefore, thou art a - sheep. - SPEED. Such another proof will make me cry 'baa.' - PROTEUS. But dost thou hear? Gav'st thou my letter to Julia? - SPEED. Ay, sir; I, a lost mutton, gave your letter to her, a lac'd - mutton; and she, a lac'd mutton, gave me, a lost mutton, nothing - for my labour. - PROTEUS. Here's too small a pasture for such store of muttons. - SPEED. If the ground be overcharg'd, you were best stick her. - PROTEUS. Nay, in that you are astray: 'twere best pound you. - SPEED. Nay, sir, less than a pound shall serve me for carrying your - letter. - PROTEUS. You mistake; I mean the pound- a pinfold. - SPEED. From a pound to a pin? Fold it over and over, - 'Tis threefold too little for carrying a letter to your lover. - PROTEUS. But what said she? - SPEED. [Nodding] Ay. - PROTEUS. Nod- ay. Why, that's 'noddy.' - SPEED. You mistook, sir; I say she did nod; and you ask me if she - did nod; and I say 'Ay.' - PROTEUS. And that set together is 'noddy.' - SPEED. Now you have taken the pains to set it together, take it for - your pains. - PROTEUS. No, no; you shall have it for bearing the letter. - SPEED. Well, I perceive I must be fain to bear with you. - PROTEUS. Why, sir, how do you bear with me? - SPEED. Marry, sir, the letter, very orderly; having nothing but the - word 'noddy' for my pains. - PROTEUS. Beshrew me, but you have a quick wit. - SPEED. And yet it cannot overtake your slow purse. - PROTEUS. Come, come, open the matter; in brief, what said she? - SPEED. Open your purse, that the money and the matter may be both - at once delivered. - PROTEUS. Well, sir, here is for your pains. What said she? - SPEED. Truly, sir, I think you'll hardly win her. - PROTEUS. Why, couldst thou perceive so much from her? - SPEED. Sir, I could perceive nothing at all from her; no, not so - much as a ducat for delivering your letter; and being so hard to - me that brought your mind, I fear she'll prove as hard to you in - telling your mind. Give her no token but stones, for she's as - hard as steel. - PROTEUS. What said she? Nothing? - SPEED. No, not so much as 'Take this for thy pains.' To testify - your bounty, I thank you, you have testern'd me; in requital - whereof, henceforth carry your letters yourself; and so, sir, - I'll commend you to my master. - PROTEUS. Go, go, be gone, to save your ship from wreck, - Which cannot perish, having thee aboard, - Being destin'd to a drier death on shore. Exit SPEED - I must go send some better messenger. - I fear my Julia would not deign my lines, - Receiving them from such a worthless post. Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -Verona. The garden Of JULIA'S house - -Enter JULIA and LUCETTA - - JULIA. But say, Lucetta, now we are alone, - Wouldst thou then counsel me to fall in love? - LUCETTA. Ay, madam; so you stumble not unheedfully. - JULIA. Of all the fair resort of gentlemen - That every day with parle encounter me, - In thy opinion which is worthiest love? - LUCETTA. Please you, repeat their names; I'll show my mind - According to my shallow simple skill. - JULIA. What think'st thou of the fair Sir Eglamour? - LUCETTA. As of a knight well-spoken, neat, and fine; - But, were I you, he never should be mine. - JULIA. What think'st thou of the rich Mercatio? - LUCETTA. Well of his wealth; but of himself, so so. - JULIA. What think'st thou of the gentle Proteus? - LUCETTA. Lord, Lord! to see what folly reigns in us! - JULIA. How now! what means this passion at his name? - LUCETTA. Pardon, dear madam; 'tis a passing shame - That I, unworthy body as I am, - Should censure thus on lovely gentlemen. - JULIA. Why not on Proteus, as of all the rest? - LUCETTA. Then thus: of many good I think him best. - JULIA. Your reason? - LUCETTA. I have no other but a woman's reason: - I think him so, because I think him so. - JULIA. And wouldst thou have me cast my love on him? - LUCETTA. Ay, if you thought your love not cast away. - JULIA. Why, he, of all the rest, hath never mov'd me. - LUCETTA. Yet he, of all the rest, I think, best loves ye. - JULIA. His little speaking shows his love but small. - LUCETTA. Fire that's closest kept burns most of all. - JULIA. They do not love that do not show their love. - LUCETTA. O, they love least that let men know their love. - JULIA. I would I knew his mind. - LUCETTA. Peruse this paper, madam. - JULIA. 'To Julia'- Say, from whom? - LUCETTA. That the contents will show. - JULIA. Say, say, who gave it thee? - LUCETTA. Sir Valentine's page; and sent, I think, from Proteus. - He would have given it you; but I, being in the way, - Did in your name receive it; pardon the fault, I pray. - JULIA. Now, by my modesty, a goodly broker! - Dare you presume to harbour wanton lines? - To whisper and conspire against my youth? - Now, trust me, 'tis an office of great worth, - And you an officer fit for the place. - There, take the paper; see it be return'd; - Or else return no more into my sight. - LUCETTA. To plead for love deserves more fee than hate. - JULIA. Will ye be gone? - LUCETTA. That you may ruminate. Exit - JULIA. And yet, I would I had o'erlook'd the letter. - It were a shame to call her back again, - And pray her to a fault for which I chid her. - What fool is she, that knows I am a maid - And would not force the letter to my view! - Since maids, in modesty, say 'No' to that - Which they would have the profferer construe 'Ay.' - Fie, fie, how wayward is this foolish love, - That like a testy babe will scratch the nurse, - And presently, all humbled, kiss the rod! - How churlishly I chid Lucetta hence, - When willingly I would have had her here! - How angerly I taught my brow to frown, - When inward joy enforc'd my heart to smile! - My penance is to call Lucetta back - And ask remission for my folly past. - What ho! Lucetta! - - Re-enter LUCETTA - - LUCETTA. What would your ladyship? - JULIA. Is't near dinner time? - LUCETTA. I would it were, - That you might kill your stomach on your meat - And not upon your maid. - JULIA. What is't that you took up so gingerly? - LUCETTA. Nothing. - JULIA. Why didst thou stoop then? - LUCETTA. To take a paper up that I let fall. - JULIA. And is that paper nothing? - LUCETTA. Nothing concerning me. - JULIA. Then let it lie for those that it concerns. - LUCETTA. Madam, it will not lie where it concerns, - Unless it have a false interpreter. - JULIA. Some love of yours hath writ to you in rhyme. - LUCETTA. That I might sing it, madam, to a tune. - Give me a note; your ladyship can set. - JULIA. As little by such toys as may be possible. - Best sing it to the tune of 'Light o' Love.' - LUCETTA. It is too heavy for so light a tune. - JULIA. Heavy! belike it hath some burden then. - LUCETTA. Ay; and melodious were it, would you sing it. - JULIA. And why not you? - LUCETTA. I cannot reach so high. - JULIA. Let's see your song. [LUCETTA withholds the letter] - How now, minion! - LUCETTA. Keep tune there still, so you will sing it out. - And yet methinks I do not like this tune. - JULIA. You do not! - LUCETTA. No, madam; 'tis too sharp. - JULIA. You, minion, are too saucy. - LUCETTA. Nay, now you are too flat - And mar the concord with too harsh a descant; - There wanteth but a mean to fill your song. - JULIA. The mean is drown'd with your unruly bass. - LUCETTA. Indeed, I bid the base for Proteus. - JULIA. This babble shall not henceforth trouble me. - Here is a coil with protestation! [Tears the letter] - Go, get you gone; and let the papers lie. - You would be fing'ring them, to anger me. - LUCETTA. She makes it strange; but she would be best pleas'd - To be so ang'red with another letter. Exit - JULIA. Nay, would I were so ang'red with the same! - O hateful hands, to tear such loving words! - Injurious wasps, to feed on such sweet honey - And kill the bees that yield it with your stings! - I'll kiss each several paper for amends. - Look, here is writ 'kind Julia.' Unkind Julia, - As in revenge of thy ingratitude, - I throw thy name against the bruising stones, - Trampling contemptuously on thy disdain. - And here is writ 'love-wounded Proteus.' - Poor wounded name! my bosom,,as a bed, - Shall lodge thee till thy wound be throughly heal'd; - And thus I search it with a sovereign kiss. - But twice or thrice was 'Proteus' written down. - Be calm, good wind, blow not a word away - Till I have found each letter in the letter- - Except mine own name; that some whirlwind bear - Unto a ragged, fearful, hanging rock, - And throw it thence into the raging sea. - Lo, here in one line is his name twice writ: - 'Poor forlorn Proteus, passionate Proteus, - To the sweet Julia.' That I'll tear away; - And yet I will not, sith so prettily - He couples it to his complaining names. - Thus will I fold them one upon another; - Now kiss, embrace, contend, do what you will. - - Re-enter LUCETTA - - LUCETTA. Madam, - Dinner is ready, and your father stays. - JULIA. Well, let us go. - LUCETTA. What, shall these papers lie like tell-tales here? - JULIA. If you respect them, best to take them up. - LUCETTA. Nay, I was taken up for laying them down; - Yet here they shall not lie for catching cold. - JULIA. I see you have a month's mind to them. - LUCETTA. Ay, madam, you may say what sights you see; - I see things too, although you judge I wink. - JULIA. Come, come; will't please you go? Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Verona. ANTONIO'S house - -Enter ANTONIO and PANTHINO - - ANTONIO. Tell me, Panthino, what sad talk was that - Wherewith my brother held you in the cloister? - PANTHINO. 'Twas of his nephew Proteus, your son. - ANTONIO. Why, what of him? - PANTHINO. He wond'red that your lordship - Would suffer him to spend his youth at home, - While other men, of slender reputation, - Put forth their sons to seek preferment out: - Some to the wars, to try their fortune there; - Some to discover islands far away; - Some to the studious universities. - For any, or for all these exercises, - He said that Proteus, your son, was meet; - And did request me to importune you - To let him spend his time no more at home, - Which would be great impeachment to his age, - In having known no travel in his youth. - ANTONIO. Nor need'st thou much importune me to that - Whereon this month I have been hammering. - I have consider'd well his loss of time, - And how he cannot be a perfect man, - Not being tried and tutor'd in the world: - Experience is by industry achiev'd, - And perfected by the swift course of time. - Then tell me whither were I best to send him. - PANTHINO. I think your lordship is not ignorant - How his companion, youthful Valentine, - Attends the Emperor in his royal court. - ANTONIO. I know it well. - PANTHINO. 'Twere good, I think, your lordship sent him thither: - There shall he practise tilts and tournaments, - Hear sweet discourse, converse with noblemen, - And be in eye of every exercise - Worthy his youth and nobleness of birth. - ANTONIO. I like thy counsel; well hast thou advis'd; - And that thou mayst perceive how well I like it, - The execution of it shall make known: - Even with the speediest expedition - I will dispatch him to the Emperor's court. - PANTHINO. To-morrow, may it please you, Don Alphonso - With other gentlemen of good esteem - Are journeying to salute the Emperor, - And to commend their service to his will. - ANTONIO. Good company; with them shall Proteus go. - - Enter PROTEUS - - And- in good time!- now will we break with him. - PROTEUS. Sweet love! sweet lines! sweet life! - Here is her hand, the agent of her heart; - Here is her oath for love, her honour's pawn. - O that our fathers would applaud our loves, - To seal our happiness with their consents! - O heavenly Julia! - ANTONIO. How now! What letter are you reading there? - PROTEUS. May't please your lordship, 'tis a word or two - Of commendations sent from Valentine, - Deliver'd by a friend that came from him. - ANTONIO. Lend me the letter; let me see what news. - PROTEUS. There is no news, my lord; but that he writes - How happily he lives, how well-belov'd - And daily graced by the Emperor; - Wishing me with him, partner of his fortune. - ANTONIO. And how stand you affected to his wish? - PROTEUS. As one relying on your lordship's will, - And not depending on his friendly wish. - ANTONIO. My will is something sorted with his wish. - Muse not that I thus suddenly proceed; - For what I will, I will, and there an end. - I am resolv'd that thou shalt spend some time - With Valentinus in the Emperor's court; - What maintenance he from his friends receives, - Like exhibition thou shalt have from me. - To-morrow be in readiness to go- - Excuse it not, for I am peremptory. - PROTEUS. My lord, I cannot be so soon provided; - Please you, deliberate a day or two. - ANTONIO. Look what thou want'st shall be sent after thee. - No more of stay; to-morrow thou must go. - Come on, Panthino; you shall be employ'd - To hasten on his expedition. - Exeunt ANTONIO and PANTHINO - PROTEUS. Thus have I shunn'd the fire for fear of burning, - And drench'd me in the sea, where I am drown'd. - I fear'd to show my father Julia's letter, - Lest he should take exceptions to my love; - And with the vantage of mine own excuse - Hath he excepted most against my love. - O, how this spring of love resembleth - The uncertain glory of an April day, - Which now shows all the beauty of the sun, - And by an by a cloud takes all away! - - Re-enter PANTHINO - - PANTHINO. Sir Proteus, your father calls for you; - He is in haste; therefore, I pray you, go. - PROTEUS. Why, this it is: my heart accords thereto; - And yet a thousand times it answers 'No.' Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT II. SCENE I. -Milan. The DUKE'S palace - -Enter VALENTINE and SPEED - - SPEED. Sir, your glove. - VALENTINE. Not mine: my gloves are on. - SPEED. Why, then, this may be yours; for this is but one. - VALENTINE. Ha! let me see; ay, give it me, it's mine; - Sweet ornament that decks a thing divine! - Ah, Silvia! Silvia! - SPEED. [Calling] Madam Silvia! Madam Silvia! - VALENTINE. How now, sirrah? - SPEED. She is not within hearing, sir. - VALENTINE. Why, sir, who bade you call her? - SPEED. Your worship, sir; or else I mistook. - VALENTINE. Well, you'll still be too forward. - SPEED. And yet I was last chidden for being too slow. - VALENTINE. Go to, sir; tell me, do you know Madam Silvia? - SPEED. She that your worship loves? - VALENTINE. Why, how know you that I am in love? - SPEED. Marry, by these special marks: first, you have learn'd, like - Sir Proteus, to wreath your arms like a malcontent; to relish a - love-song, like a robin redbreast; to walk alone, like one that - had the pestilence; to sigh, like a school-boy that had lost his - A B C; to weep, like a young wench that had buried her grandam; - to fast, like one that takes diet; to watch, like one that fears - robbing; to speak puling, like a beggar at Hallowmas. You were - wont, when you laughed, to crow like a cock; when you walk'd, to - walk like one of the lions; when you fasted, it was presently - after dinner; when you look'd sadly, it was for want of money. - And now you are metamorphis'd with a mistress, that, when I look - on you, I can hardly think you my master. - VALENTINE. Are all these things perceiv'd in me? - SPEED. They are all perceiv'd without ye. - VALENTINE. Without me? They cannot. - SPEED. Without you! Nay, that's certain; for, without you were so - simple, none else would; but you are so without these follies - that these follies are within you, and shine through you like the - water in an urinal, that not an eye that sees you but is a - physician to comment on your malady. - VALENTINE. But tell me, dost thou know my lady Silvia? - SPEED. She that you gaze on so, as she sits at supper? - VALENTINE. Hast thou observ'd that? Even she, I mean. - SPEED. Why, sir, I know her not. - VALENTINE. Dost thou know her by my gazing on her, and yet know'st - her not? - SPEED. Is she not hard-favour'd, sir? - VALENTINE. Not so fair, boy, as well-favour'd. - SPEED. Sir, I know that well enough. - VALENTINE. What dost thou know? - SPEED. That she is not so fair as, of you, well-favour'd. - VALENTINE. I mean that her beauty is exquisite, but her favour - infinite. - SPEED. That's because the one is painted, and the other out of all - count. - VALENTINE. How painted? and how out of count? - SPEED. Marry, sir, so painted, to make her fair, that no man counts - of her beauty. - VALENTINE. How esteem'st thou me? I account of her beauty. - SPEED. You never saw her since she was deform'd. - VALENTINE. How long hath she been deform'd? - SPEED. Ever since you lov'd her. - VALENTINE. I have lov'd her ever since I saw her, and still - I see her beautiful. - SPEED. If you love her, you cannot see her. - VALENTINE. Why? - SPEED. Because Love is blind. O that you had mine eyes; or your own - eyes had the lights they were wont to have when you chid at Sir - Proteus for going ungarter'd! - VALENTINE. What should I see then? - SPEED. Your own present folly and her passing deformity; for he, - being in love, could not see to garter his hose; and you, being - in love, cannot see to put on your hose. - VALENTINE. Belike, boy, then you are in love; for last morning you - could not see to wipe my shoes. - SPEED. True, sir; I was in love with my bed. I thank you, you - swing'd me for my love, which makes me the bolder to chide you - for yours. - VALENTINE. In conclusion, I stand affected to her. - SPEED. I would you were set, so your affection would cease. - VALENTINE. Last night she enjoin'd me to write some lines to one - she loves. - SPEED. And have you? - VALENTINE. I have. - SPEED. Are they not lamely writ? - VALENTINE. No, boy, but as well as I can do them. - - Enter SILVIA - - Peace! here she comes. - SPEED. [Aside] O excellent motion! O exceeding puppet! - Now will he interpret to her. - VALENTINE. Madam and mistress, a thousand good morrows. - SPEED. [Aside] O, give ye good ev'n! - Here's a million of manners. - SILVIA. Sir Valentine and servant, to you two thousand. - SPEED. [Aside] He should give her interest, and she gives it him. - VALENTINE. As you enjoin'd me, I have writ your letter - Unto the secret nameless friend of yours; - Which I was much unwilling to proceed in, - But for my duty to your ladyship. - SILVIA. I thank you, gentle servant. 'Tis very clerkly done. - VALENTINE. Now trust me, madam, it came hardly off; - For, being ignorant to whom it goes, - I writ at random, very doubtfully. - SILVIA. Perchance you think too much of so much pains? - VALENTINE. No, madam; so it stead you, I will write, - Please you command, a thousand times as much; - And yet- - SILVIA. A pretty period! Well, I guess the sequel; - And yet I will not name it- and yet I care not. - And yet take this again- and yet I thank you- - Meaning henceforth to trouble you no more. - SPEED. [Aside] And yet you will; and yet another' yet.' - VALENTINE. What means your ladyship? Do you not like it? - SILVIA. Yes, yes; the lines are very quaintly writ; - But, since unwillingly, take them again. - Nay, take them. [Gives hack the letter] - VALENTINE. Madam, they are for you. - SILVIA. Ay, ay, you writ them, sir, at my request; - But I will none of them; they are for you: - I would have had them writ more movingly. - VALENTINE. Please you, I'll write your ladyship another. - SILVIA. And when it's writ, for my sake read it over; - And if it please you, so; if not, why, so. - VALENTINE. If it please me, madam, what then? - SILVIA. Why, if it please you, take it for your labour. - And so good morrow, servant. Exit SILVIA - SPEED. O jest unseen, inscrutable, invisible, - As a nose on a man's face, or a weathercock on a steeple! - My master sues to her; and she hath taught her suitor, - He being her pupil, to become her tutor. - O excellent device! Was there ever heard a better, - That my master, being scribe, to himself should write the letter? - VALENTINE. How now, sir! What are you reasoning with yourself? - SPEED. Nay, I was rhyming: 'tis you that have the reason. - VALENTINE. To do what? - SPEED. To be a spokesman from Madam Silvia? - VALENTINE. To whom? - SPEED. To yourself; why, she woos you by a figure. - VALENTINE. What figure? - SPEED. By a letter, I should say. - VALENTINE. Why, she hath not writ to me. - SPEED. What need she, when she hath made you write to yourself? - Why, do you not perceive the jest? - VALENTINE. No, believe me. - SPEED. No believing you indeed, sir. But did you perceive her - earnest? - VALENTINE. She gave me none except an angry word. - SPEED. Why, she hath given you a letter. - VALENTINE. That's the letter I writ to her friend. - SPEED. And that letter hath she deliver'd, and there an end. - VALENTINE. I would it were no worse. - SPEED. I'll warrant you 'tis as well. - 'For often have you writ to her; and she, in modesty, - Or else for want of idle time, could not again reply; - Or fearing else some messenger that might her mind discover, - Herself hath taught her love himself to write unto her lover.' - All this I speak in print, for in print I found it. Why muse you, - sir? 'Tis dinner time. - VALENTINE. I have din'd. - SPEED. Ay, but hearken, sir; though the chameleon Love can feed on - the air, I am one that am nourish'd by my victuals, and would - fain have meat. O, be not like your mistress! Be moved, be moved. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Verona. JULIA'S house - -Enter PROTEUS and JULIA - - PROTEUS. Have patience, gentle Julia. - JULIA. I must, where is no remedy. - PROTEUS. When possibly I can, I will return. - JULIA. If you turn not, you will return the sooner. - Keep this remembrance for thy Julia's sake. - [Giving a ring] - PROTEUS. Why, then, we'll make exchange. Here, take you this. - JULIA. And seal the bargain with a holy kiss. - PROTEUS. Here is my hand for my true constancy; - And when that hour o'erslips me in the day - Wherein I sigh not, Julia, for thy sake, - The next ensuing hour some foul mischance - Torment me for my love's forgetfulness! - My father stays my coming; answer not; - The tide is now- nay, not thy tide of tears: - That tide will stay me longer than I should. - Julia, farewell! Exit JULIA - What, gone without a word? - Ay, so true love should do: it cannot speak; - For truth hath better deeds than words to grace it. - - Enter PANTHINO - - PANTHINO. Sir Proteus, you are stay'd for. - PROTEUS. Go; I come, I come. - Alas! this parting strikes poor lovers dumb. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Verona. A street - -Enter LAUNCE, leading a dog - - LAUNCE. Nay, 'twill be this hour ere I have done weeping; all the - kind of the Launces have this very fault. I have receiv'd my - proportion, like the Prodigious Son, and am going with Sir - Proteus to the Imperial's court. I think Crab my dog be the - sourest-natured dog that lives: my mother weeping, my father - wailing, my sister crying, our maid howling, our cat wringing her - hands, and all our house in a great perplexity; yet did not this - cruel-hearted cur shed one tear. He is a stone, a very pebble - stone, and has no more pity in him than a dog. A Jew would have - wept to have seen our parting; why, my grandam having no eyes, - look you, wept herself blind at my parting. Nay, I'll show you - the manner of it. This shoe is my father; no, this left shoe is - my father; no, no, left shoe is my mother; nay, that cannot be so - neither; yes, it is so, it is so, it hath the worser sole. This - shoe with the hole in it is my mother, and this my father. A - vengeance on 't! There 'tis. Now, sir, this staff is my sister, - for, look you, she is as white as a lily and as small as a wand; - this hat is Nan our maid; I am the dog; no, the dog is himself, - and I am the dog- O, the dog is me, and I am myself; ay, so, so. - Now come I to my father: 'Father, your blessing.' Now should not - the shoe speak a word for weeping; now should I kiss my father; - well, he weeps on. Now come I to my mother. O that she could - speak now like a wood woman! Well, I kiss her- why there 'tis; - here's my mother's breath up and down. Now come I to my sister; - mark the moan she makes. Now the dog all this while sheds not a - tear, nor speaks a word; but see how I lay the dust with my - tears. - - Enter PANTHINO - - PANTHINO. Launce, away, away, aboard! Thy master is shipp'd, and - thou art to post after with oars. What's the matter? Why weep'st - thou, man? Away, ass! You'll lose the tide if you tarry any - longer. - LAUNCE. It is no matter if the tied were lost; for it is the - unkindest tied that ever any man tied. - PANTHINO. What's the unkindest tide? - LAUNCE. Why, he that's tied here, Crab, my dog. - PANTHINO. Tut, man, I mean thou'lt lose the flood, and, in losing - the flood, lose thy voyage, and, in losing thy voyage, lose thy - master, and, in losing thy master, lose thy service, and, in - losing thy service- Why dost thou stop my mouth? - LAUNCE. For fear thou shouldst lose thy tongue. - PANTHINO. Where should I lose my tongue? - LAUNCE. In thy tale. - PANTHINO. In thy tail! - LAUNCE. Lose the tide, and the voyage, and the master, and the - service, and the tied! Why, man, if the river were dry, I am able - to fill it with my tears; if the wind were down, I could drive - the boat with my sighs. - PANTHINO. Come, come away, man; I was sent to call thee. - LAUNCE. Sir, call me what thou dar'st. - PANTHINO. Will thou go? - LAUNCE. Well, I will go. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -Milan. The DUKE'S palace - -Enter SILVIA, VALENTINE, THURIO, and SPEED - - SILVIA. Servant! - VALENTINE. Mistress? - SPEED. Master, Sir Thurio frowns on you. - VALENTINE. Ay, boy, it's for love. - SPEED. Not of you. - VALENTINE. Of my mistress, then. - SPEED. 'Twere good you knock'd him. Exit - SILVIA. Servant, you are sad. - VALENTINE. Indeed, madam, I seem so. - THURIO. Seem you that you are not? - VALENTINE. Haply I do. - THURIO. So do counterfeits. - VALENTINE. So do you. - THURIO. What seem I that I am not? - VALENTINE. Wise. - THURIO. What instance of the contrary? - VALENTINE. Your folly. - THURIO. And how quote you my folly? - VALENTINE. I quote it in your jerkin. - THURIO. My jerkin is a doublet. - VALENTINE. Well, then, I'll double your folly. - THURIO. How? - SILVIA. What, angry, Sir Thurio! Do you change colour? - VALENTINE. Give him leave, madam; he is a kind of chameleon. - THURIO. That hath more mind to feed on your blood than live in your - air. - VALENTINE. You have said, sir. - THURIO. Ay, sir, and done too, for this time. - VALENTINE. I know it well, sir; you always end ere you begin. - SILVIA. A fine volley of words, gentlemen, and quickly shot off. - VALENTINE. 'Tis indeed, madam; we thank the giver. - SILVIA. Who is that, servant? - VALENTINE. Yourself, sweet lady; for you gave the fire. Sir Thurio - borrows his wit from your ladyship's looks, and spends what he - borrows kindly in your company. - THURIO. Sir, if you spend word for word with me, I shall make your - wit bankrupt. - VALENTINE. I know it well, sir; you have an exchequer of words, - and, I think, no other treasure to give your followers; for it - appears by their bare liveries that they live by your bare words. - - Enter DUKE - - SILVIA. No more, gentlemen, no more. Here comes my father. - DUKE. Now, daughter Silvia, you are hard beset. - Sir Valentine, your father is in good health. - What say you to a letter from your friends - Of much good news? - VALENTINE. My lord, I will be thankful - To any happy messenger from thence. - DUKE. Know ye Don Antonio, your countryman? - VALENTINE. Ay, my good lord, I know the gentleman - To be of worth and worthy estimation, - And not without desert so well reputed. - DUKE. Hath he not a son? - VALENTINE. Ay, my good lord; a son that well deserves - The honour and regard of such a father. - DUKE. You know him well? - VALENTINE. I knew him as myself; for from our infancy - We have convers'd and spent our hours together; - And though myself have been an idle truant, - Omitting the sweet benefit of time - To clothe mine age with angel-like perfection, - Yet hath Sir Proteus, for that's his name, - Made use and fair advantage of his days: - His years but young, but his experience old; - His head unmellowed, but his judgment ripe; - And, in a word, for far behind his worth - Comes all the praises that I now bestow, - He is complete in feature and in mind, - With all good grace to grace a gentleman. - DUKE. Beshrew me, sir, but if he make this good, - He is as worthy for an empress' love - As meet to be an emperor's counsellor. - Well, sir, this gentleman is come to me - With commendation from great potentates, - And here he means to spend his time awhile. - I think 'tis no unwelcome news to you. - VALENTINE. Should I have wish'd a thing, it had been he. - DUKE. Welcome him, then, according to his worth- - Silvia, I speak to you, and you, Sir Thurio; - For Valentine, I need not cite him to it. - I will send him hither to you presently. Exit DUKE - VALENTINE. This is the gentleman I told your ladyship - Had come along with me but that his mistresss - Did hold his eyes lock'd in her crystal looks. - SILVIA. Belike that now she hath enfranchis'd them - Upon some other pawn for fealty. - VALENTINE. Nay, sure, I think she holds them prisoners still. - SILVIA. Nay, then, he should be blind; and, being blind, - How could he see his way to seek out you? - VALENTINE. Why, lady, Love hath twenty pair of eyes. - THURIO. They say that Love hath not an eye at all. - VALENTINE. To see such lovers, Thurio, as yourself; - Upon a homely object Love can wink. Exit THURIO - - Enter PROTEUS - - SILVIA. Have done, have done; here comes the gentleman. - VALENTINE. Welcome, dear Proteus! Mistress, I beseech you - Confirm his welcome with some special favour. - SILVIA. His worth is warrant for his welcome hither, - If this be he you oft have wish'd to hear from. - VALENTINE. Mistress, it is; sweet lady, entertain him - To be my fellow-servant to your ladyship. - SILVIA. Too low a mistress for so high a servant. - PROTEUS. Not so, sweet lady; but too mean a servant - To have a look of such a worthy mistress. - VALENTINE. Leave off discourse of disability; - Sweet lady, entertain him for your servant. - PROTEUS. My duty will I boast of, nothing else. - SILVIA. And duty never yet did want his meed. - Servant, you are welcome to a worthless mistress. - PROTEUS. I'll die on him that says so but yourself. - SILVIA. That you are welcome? - PROTEUS. That you are worthless. - - Re-enter THURIO - - THURIO. Madam, my lord your father would speak with you. - SILVIA. I wait upon his pleasure. Come, Sir Thurio, - Go with me. Once more, new servant, welcome. - I'll leave you to confer of home affairs; - When you have done we look to hear from you. - PROTEUS. We'll both attend upon your ladyship. - Exeunt SILVIA and THURIO - VALENTINE. Now, tell me, how do all from whence you came? - PROTEUS. Your friends are well, and have them much commended. - VALENTINE. And how do yours? - PROTEUS. I left them all in health. - VALENTINE. How does your lady, and how thrives your love? - PROTEUS. My tales of love were wont to weary you; - I know you joy not in a love-discourse. - VALENTINE. Ay, Proteus, but that life is alter'd now; - I have done penance for contemning Love, - Whose high imperious thoughts have punish'd me - With bitter fasts, with penitential groans, - With nightly tears, and daily heart-sore sighs; - For, in revenge of my contempt of love, - Love hath chas'd sleep from my enthralled eyes - And made them watchers of mine own heart's sorrow. - O gentle Proteus, Love's a mighty lord, - And hath so humbled me as I confess - There is no woe to his correction, - Nor to his service no such joy on earth. - Now no discourse, except it be of love; - Now can I break my fast, dine, sup, and sleep, - Upon the very naked name of love. - PROTEUS. Enough; I read your fortune in your eye. - Was this the idol that you worship so? - VALENTINE. Even she; and is she not a heavenly saint? - PROTEUS. No; but she is an earthly paragon. - VALENTINE. Call her divine. - PROTEUS. I will not flatter her. - VALENTINE. O, flatter me; for love delights in praises! - PROTEUS. When I was sick you gave me bitter pills, - And I must minister the like to you. - VALENTINE. Then speak the truth by her; if not divine, - Yet let her be a principality, - Sovereign to all the creatures on the earth. - PROTEUS. Except my mistress. - VALENTINE. Sweet, except not any; - Except thou wilt except against my love. - PROTEUS. Have I not reason to prefer mine own? - VALENTINE. And I will help thee to prefer her too: - She shall be dignified with this high honour- - To bear my lady's train, lest the base earth - Should from her vesture chance to steal a kiss - And, of so great a favour growing proud, - Disdain to root the summer-swelling flow'r - And make rough winter everlastingly. - PROTEUS. Why, Valentine, what braggardism is this? - VALENTINE. Pardon me, Proteus; all I can is nothing - To her, whose worth makes other worthies nothing; - She is alone. - PROTEUS. Then let her alone. - VALENTINE. Not for the world! Why, man, she is mine own; - And I as rich in having such a jewel - As twenty seas, if all their sand were pearl, - The water nectar, and the rocks pure gold. - Forgive me that I do not dream on thee, - Because thou seest me dote upon my love. - My foolish rival, that her father likes - Only for his possessions are so huge, - Is gone with her along; and I must after, - For love, thou know'st, is full of jealousy. - PROTEUS. But she loves you? - VALENTINE. Ay, and we are betroth'd; nay more, our marriage-hour, - With all the cunning manner of our flight, - Determin'd of- how I must climb her window, - The ladder made of cords, and all the means - Plotted and 'greed on for my happiness. - Good Proteus, go with me to my chamber, - In these affairs to aid me with thy counsel. - PROTEUS. Go on before; I shall enquire you forth; - I must unto the road to disembark - Some necessaries that I needs must use; - And then I'll presently attend you. - VALENTINE. Will you make haste? - PROTEUS. I will. Exit VALENTINE - Even as one heat another heat expels - Or as one nail by strength drives out another, - So the remembrance of my former love - Is by a newer object quite forgotten. - Is it my mind, or Valentinus' praise, - Her true perfection, or my false transgression, - That makes me reasonless to reason thus? - She is fair; and so is Julia that I love- - That I did love, for now my love is thaw'd; - Which like a waxen image 'gainst a fire - Bears no impression of the thing it was. - Methinks my zeal to Valentine is cold, - And that I love him not as I was wont. - O! but I love his lady too too much, - And that's the reason I love him so little. - How shall I dote on her with more advice - That thus without advice begin to love her! - 'Tis but her picture I have yet beheld, - And that hath dazzled my reason's light; - But when I look on her perfections, - There is no reason but I shall be blind. - If I can check my erring love, I will; - If not, to compass her I'll use my skill. Exit - - - - -SCENE V. -Milan. A street - -Enter SPEED and LAUNCE severally - - SPEED. Launce! by mine honesty, welcome to Padua. - LAUNCE. Forswear not thyself, sweet youth, for I am not welcome. I - reckon this always, that a man is never undone till he be hang'd, - nor never welcome to a place till some certain shot be paid, and - the hostess say 'Welcome!' - SPEED. Come on, you madcap; I'll to the alehouse with you - presently; where, for one shot of five pence, thou shalt have - five thousand welcomes. But, sirrah, how did thy master part with - Madam Julia? - LAUNCE. Marry, after they clos'd in earnest, they parted very - fairly in jest. - SPEED. But shall she marry him? - LAUNCE. No. - SPEED. How then? Shall he marry her? - LAUNCE. No, neither. - SPEED. What, are they broken? - LAUNCE. No, they are both as whole as a fish. - SPEED. Why then, how stands the matter with them? - LAUNCE. Marry, thus: when it stands well with him, it stands well - with her. - SPEED. What an ass art thou! I understand thee not. - LAUNCE. What a block art thou that thou canst not! My staff - understands me. - SPEED. What thou say'st? - LAUNCE. Ay, and what I do too; look thee, I'll but lean, and my - staff understands me. - SPEED. It stands under thee, indeed. - LAUNCE. Why, stand-under and under-stand is all one. - SPEED. But tell me true, will't be a match? - LAUNCE. Ask my dog. If he say ay, it will; if he say no, it will; - if he shake his tail and say nothing, it will. - SPEED. The conclusion is, then, that it will. - LAUNCE. Thou shalt never get such a secret from me but by a - parable. - SPEED. 'Tis well that I get it so. But, Launce, how say'st thou - that my master is become a notable lover? - LAUNCE. I never knew him otherwise. - SPEED. Than how? - LAUNCE. A notable lubber, as thou reportest him to be. - SPEED. Why, thou whoreson ass, thou mistak'st me. - LAUNCE. Why, fool, I meant not thee, I meant thy master. - SPEED. I tell thee my master is become a hot lover. - LAUNCE. Why, I tell thee I care not though he burn himself in love. - If thou wilt, go with me to the alehouse; if not, thou art an - Hebrew, a Jew, and not worth the name of a Christian. - SPEED. Why? - LAUNCE. Because thou hast not so much charity in thee as to go to - the ale with a Christian. Wilt thou go? - SPEED. At thy service. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE VI. -Milan. The DUKE's palace - -Enter PROTEUS - - PROTEUS. To leave my Julia, shall I be forsworn; - To love fair Silvia, shall I be forsworn; - To wrong my friend, I shall be much forsworn; - And ev'n that pow'r which gave me first my oath - Provokes me to this threefold perjury: - Love bade me swear, and Love bids me forswear. - O sweet-suggesting Love, if thou hast sinn'd, - Teach me, thy tempted subject, to excuse it! - At first I did adore a twinkling star, - But now I worship a celestial sun. - Unheedful vows may heedfully be broken; - And he wants wit that wants resolved will - To learn his wit t' exchange the bad for better. - Fie, fie, unreverend tongue, to call her bad - Whose sovereignty so oft thou hast preferr'd - With twenty thousand soul-confirming oaths! - I cannot leave to love, and yet I do; - But there I leave to love where I should love. - Julia I lose, and Valentine I lose; - If I keep them, I needs must lose myself; - If I lose them, thus find I by their loss: - For Valentine, myself; for Julia, Silvia. - I to myself am dearer than a friend; - For love is still most precious in itself; - And Silvia- witness heaven, that made her fair!- - Shows Julia but a swarthy Ethiope. - I will forget that Julia is alive, - Rememb'ring that my love to her is dead; - And Valentine I'll hold an enemy, - Aiming at Silvia as a sweeter friend. - I cannot now prove constant to myself - Without some treachery us'd to Valentine. - This night he meaneth with a corded ladder - To climb celestial Silvia's chamber window, - Myself in counsel, his competitor. - Now presently I'll give her father notice - Of their disguising and pretended flight, - Who, all enrag'd, will banish Valentine, - For Thurio, he intends, shall wed his daughter; - But, Valentine being gone, I'll quickly cross - By some sly trick blunt Thurio's dull proceeding. - Love, lend me wings to make my purpose swift, - As thou hast lent me wit to plot this drift. Exit - - - - -SCENE VII. -Verona. JULIA'S house - -Enter JULIA and LUCETTA - - JULIA. Counsel, Lucetta; gentle girl, assist me; - And, ev'n in kind love, I do conjure thee, - Who art the table wherein all my thoughts - Are visibly character'd and engrav'd, - To lesson me and tell me some good mean - How, with my honour, I may undertake - A journey to my loving Proteus. - LUCETTA. Alas, the way is wearisome and long! - JULIA. A true-devoted pilgrim is not weary - To measure kingdoms with his feeble steps; - Much less shall she that hath Love's wings to fly, - And when the flight is made to one so dear, - Of such divine perfection, as Sir Proteus. - LUCETTA. Better forbear till Proteus make return. - JULIA. O, know'st thou not his looks are my soul's food? - Pity the dearth that I have pined in - By longing for that food so long a time. - Didst thou but know the inly touch of love. - Thou wouldst as soon go kindle fire with snow - As seek to quench the fire of love with words. - LUCETTA. I do not seek to quench your love's hot fire, - But qualify the fire's extreme rage, - Lest it should burn above the bounds of reason. - JULIA. The more thou dam'st it up, the more it burns. - The current that with gentle murmur glides, - Thou know'st, being stopp'd, impatiently doth rage; - But when his fair course is not hindered, - He makes sweet music with th' enamell'd stones, - Giving a gentle kiss to every sedge - He overtaketh in his pilgrimage; - And so by many winding nooks he strays, - With willing sport, to the wild ocean. - Then let me go, and hinder not my course. - I'll be as patient as a gentle stream, - And make a pastime of each weary step, - Till the last step have brought me to my love; - And there I'll rest as, after much turmoil, - A blessed soul doth in Elysium. - LUCETTA. But in what habit will you go along? - JULIA. Not like a woman, for I would prevent - The loose encounters of lascivious men; - Gentle Lucetta, fit me with such weeds - As may beseem some well-reputed page. - LUCETTA. Why then, your ladyship must cut your hair. - JULIA. No, girl; I'll knit it up in silken strings - With twenty odd-conceited true-love knots- - To be fantastic may become a youth - Of greater time than I shall show to be. - LUCETTA. What fashion, madam, shall I make your breeches? - JULIA. That fits as well as 'Tell me, good my lord, - What compass will you wear your farthingale.' - Why ev'n what fashion thou best likes, Lucetta. - LUCETTA. You must needs have them with a codpiece, madam. - JULIA. Out, out, Lucetta, that will be ill-favour'd. - LUCETTA. A round hose, madam, now's not worth a pin, - Unless you have a codpiece to stick pins on. - JULIA. Lucetta, as thou lov'st me, let me have - What thou think'st meet, and is most mannerly. - But tell me, wench, how will the world repute me - For undertaking so unstaid a journey? - I fear me it will make me scandaliz'd. - LUCETTA. If you think so, then stay at home and go not. - JULIA. Nay, that I will not. - LUCETTA. Then never dream on infamy, but go. - If Proteus like your journey when you come, - No matter who's displeas'd when you are gone. - I fear me he will scarce be pleas'd withal. - JULIA. That is the least, Lucetta, of my fear: - A thousand oaths, an ocean of his tears, - And instances of infinite of love, - Warrant me welcome to my Proteus. - LUCETTA. All these are servants to deceitful men. - JULIA. Base men that use them to so base effect! - But truer stars did govern Proteus' birth; - His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles, - His love sincere, his thoughts immaculate, - His tears pure messengers sent from his heart, - His heart as far from fraud as heaven from earth. - LUCETTA. Pray heav'n he prove so when you come to him. - JULIA. Now, as thou lov'st me, do him not that wrong - To bear a hard opinion of his truth; - Only deserve my love by loving him. - And presently go with me to my chamber, - To take a note of what I stand in need of - To furnish me upon my longing journey. - All that is mine I leave at thy dispose, - My goods, my lands, my reputation; - Only, in lieu thereof, dispatch me hence. - Come, answer not, but to it presently; - I am impatient of my tarriance. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -Milan. The DUKE'S palace - -Enter DUKE, THURIO, and PROTEUS - - DUKE. Sir Thurio, give us leave, I pray, awhile; - We have some secrets to confer about. Exit THURIO - Now tell me, Proteus, what's your will with me? - PROTEUS. My gracious lord, that which I would discover - The law of friendship bids me to conceal; - But, when I call to mind your gracious favours - Done to me, undeserving as I am, - My duty pricks me on to utter that - Which else no worldly good should draw from me. - Know, worthy prince, Sir Valentine, my friend, - This night intends to steal away your daughter; - Myself am one made privy to the plot. - I know you have determin'd to bestow her - On Thurio, whom your gentle daughter hates; - And should she thus be stol'n away from you, - It would be much vexation to your age. - Thus, for my duty's sake, I rather chose - To cross my friend in his intended drift - Than, by concealing it, heap on your head - A pack of sorrows which would press you down, - Being unprevented, to your timeless grave. - DUKE. Proteus, I thank thee for thine honest care, - Which to requite, command me while I live. - This love of theirs myself have often seen, - Haply when they have judg'd me fast asleep, - And oftentimes have purpos'd to forbid - Sir Valentine her company and my court; - But, fearing lest my jealous aim might err - And so, unworthily, disgrace the man, - A rashness that I ever yet have shunn'd, - I gave him gentle looks, thereby to find - That which thyself hast now disclos'd to me. - And, that thou mayst perceive my fear of this, - Knowing that tender youth is soon suggested, - I nightly lodge her in an upper tow'r, - The key whereof myself have ever kept; - And thence she cannot be convey'd away. - PROTEUS. Know, noble lord, they have devis'd a mean - How he her chamber window will ascend - And with a corded ladder fetch her down; - For which the youthful lover now is gone, - And this way comes he with it presently; - Where, if it please you, you may intercept him. - But, good my lord, do it so cunningly - That my discovery be not aimed at; - For love of you, not hate unto my friend, - Hath made me publisher of this pretence. - DUKE. Upon mine honour, he shall never know - That I had any light from thee of this. - PROTEUS. Adieu, my lord; Sir Valentine is coming. Exit - - Enter VALENTINE - - DUKE. Sir Valentine, whither away so fast? - VALENTINE. Please it your Grace, there is a messenger - That stays to bear my letters to my friends, - And I am going to deliver them. - DUKE. Be they of much import? - VALENTINE. The tenour of them doth but signify - My health and happy being at your court. - DUKE. Nay then, no matter; stay with me awhile; - I am to break with thee of some affairs - That touch me near, wherein thou must be secret. - 'Tis not unknown to thee that I have sought - To match my friend Sir Thurio to my daughter. - VALENTINE. I know it well, my lord; and, sure, the match - Were rich and honourable; besides, the gentleman - Is full of virtue, bounty, worth, and qualities - Beseeming such a wife as your fair daughter. - Cannot your grace win her to fancy him? - DUKE. No, trust me; she is peevish, sullen, froward, - Proud, disobedient, stubborn, lacking duty; - Neither regarding that she is my child - Nor fearing me as if I were her father; - And, may I say to thee, this pride of hers, - Upon advice, hath drawn my love from her; - And, where I thought the remnant of mine age - Should have been cherish'd by her childlike duty, - I now am full resolv'd to take a wife - And turn her out to who will take her in. - Then let her beauty be her wedding-dow'r; - For me and my possessions she esteems not. - VALENTINE. What would your Grace have me to do in this? - DUKE. There is a lady, in Verona here, - Whom I affect; but she is nice, and coy, - And nought esteems my aged eloquence. - Now, therefore, would I have thee to my tutor- - For long agone I have forgot to court; - Besides, the fashion of the time is chang'd- - How and which way I may bestow myself - To be regarded in her sun-bright eye. - VALENTINE. Win her with gifts, if she respect not words: - Dumb jewels often in their silent kind - More than quick words do move a woman's mind. - DUKE. But she did scorn a present that I sent her. - VALENTINE. A woman sometime scorns what best contents her. - Send her another; never give her o'er, - For scorn at first makes after-love the more. - If she do frown, 'tis not in hate of you, - But rather to beget more love in you; - If she do chide, 'tis not to have you gone, - For why, the fools are mad if left alone. - Take no repulse, whatever she doth say; - For 'Get you gone' she doth not mean 'Away!' - Flatter and praise, commend, extol their graces; - Though ne'er so black, say they have angels' faces. - That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, - If with his tongue he cannot win a woman. - DUKE. But she I mean is promis'd by her friends - Unto a youthful gentleman of worth; - And kept severely from resort of men, - That no man hath access by day to her. - VALENTINE. Why then I would resort to her by night. - DUKE. Ay, but the doors be lock'd and keys kept safe, - That no man hath recourse to her by night. - VALENTINE. What lets but one may enter at her window? - DUKE. Her chamber is aloft, far from the ground, - And built so shelving that one cannot climb it - Without apparent hazard of his life. - VALENTINE. Why then a ladder, quaintly made of cords, - To cast up with a pair of anchoring hooks, - Would serve to scale another Hero's tow'r, - So bold Leander would adventure it. - DUKE. Now, as thou art a gentleman of blood, - Advise me where I may have such a ladder. - VALENTINE. When would you use it? Pray, sir, tell me that. - DUKE. This very night; for Love is like a child, - That longs for everything that he can come by. - VALENTINE. By seven o'clock I'll get you such a ladder. - DUKE. But, hark thee; I will go to her alone; - How shall I best convey the ladder thither? - VALENTINE. It will be light, my lord, that you may bear it - Under a cloak that is of any length. - DUKE. A cloak as long as thine will serve the turn? - VALENTINE. Ay, my good lord. - DUKE. Then let me see thy cloak. - I'll get me one of such another length. - VALENTINE. Why, any cloak will serve the turn, my lord. - DUKE. How shall I fashion me to wear a cloak? - I pray thee, let me feel thy cloak upon me. - What letter is this same? What's here? 'To Silvia'! - And here an engine fit for my proceeding! - I'll be so bold to break the seal for once. [Reads] - 'My thoughts do harbour with my Silvia nightly, - And slaves they are to me, that send them flying. - O, could their master come and go as lightly, - Himself would lodge where, senseless, they are lying! - My herald thoughts in thy pure bosom rest them, - While I, their king, that thither them importune, - Do curse the grace that with such grace hath blest them, - Because myself do want my servants' fortune. - I curse myself, for they are sent by me, - That they should harbour where their lord should be.' - What's here? - 'Silvia, this night I will enfranchise thee.' - 'Tis so; and here's the ladder for the purpose. - Why, Phaethon- for thou art Merops' son- - Wilt thou aspire to guide the heavenly car, - And with thy daring folly burn the world? - Wilt thou reach stars because they shine on thee? - Go, base intruder, over-weening slave, - Bestow thy fawning smiles on equal mates; - And think my patience, more than thy desert, - Is privilege for thy departure hence. - Thank me for this more than for all the favours - Which, all too much, I have bestow'd on thee. - But if thou linger in my territories - Longer than swiftest expedition - Will give thee time to leave our royal court, - By heaven! my wrath shall far exceed the love - I ever bore my daughter or thyself. - Be gone; I will not hear thy vain excuse, - But, as thou lov'st thy life, make speed from hence. Exit - VALENTINE. And why not death rather than living torment? - To die is to be banish'd from myself, - And Silvia is myself; banish'd from her - Is self from self, a deadly banishment. - What light is light, if Silvia be not seen? - What joy is joy, if Silvia be not by? - Unless it be to think that she is by, - And feed upon the shadow of perfection. - Except I be by Silvia in the night, - There is no music in the nightingale; - Unless I look on Silvia in the day, - There is no day for me to look upon. - She is my essence, and I leave to be - If I be not by her fair influence - Foster'd, illumin'd, cherish'd, kept alive. - I fly not death, to fly his deadly doom: - Tarry I here, I but attend on death; - But fly I hence, I fly away from life. - - Enter PROTEUS and LAUNCE - - PROTEUS. Run, boy, run, run, seek him out. - LAUNCE. So-ho, so-ho! - PROTEUS. What seest thou? - LAUNCE. Him we go to find: there's not a hair on 's head but 'tis a - Valentine. - PROTEUS. Valentine? - VALENTINE. No. - PROTEUS. Who then? his spirit? - VALENTINE. Neither. - PROTEUS. What then? - VALENTINE. Nothing. - LAUNCE. Can nothing speak? Master, shall I strike? - PROTEUS. Who wouldst thou strike? - LAUNCE. Nothing. - PROTEUS. Villain, forbear. - LAUNCE. Why, sir, I'll strike nothing. I pray you- - PROTEUS. Sirrah, I say, forbear. Friend Valentine, a word. - VALENTINE. My ears are stopp'd and cannot hear good news, - So much of bad already hath possess'd them. - PROTEUS. Then in dumb silence will I bury mine, - For they are harsh, untuneable, and bad. - VALENTINE. Is Silvia dead? - PROTEUS. No, Valentine. - VALENTINE. No Valentine, indeed, for sacred Silvia. - Hath she forsworn me? - PROTEUS. No, Valentine. - VALENTINE. No Valentine, if Silvia have forsworn me. - What is your news? - LAUNCE. Sir, there is a proclamation that you are vanished. - PROTEUS. That thou art banished- O, that's the news!- - From hence, from Silvia, and from me thy friend. - VALENTINE. O, I have fed upon this woe already, - And now excess of it will make me surfeit. - Doth Silvia know that I am banished? - PROTEUS. Ay, ay; and she hath offered to the doom- - Which, unrevers'd, stands in effectual force- - A sea of melting pearl, which some call tears; - Those at her father's churlish feet she tender'd; - With them, upon her knees, her humble self, - Wringing her hands, whose whiteness so became them - As if but now they waxed pale for woe. - But neither bended knees, pure hands held up, - Sad sighs, deep groans, nor silver-shedding tears, - Could penetrate her uncompassionate sire- - But Valentine, if he be ta'en, must die. - Besides, her intercession chaf'd him so, - When she for thy repeal was suppliant, - That to close prison he commanded her, - With many bitter threats of biding there. - VALENTINE. No more; unless the next word that thou speak'st - Have some malignant power upon my life: - If so, I pray thee breathe it in mine ear, - As ending anthem of my endless dolour. - PROTEUS. Cease to lament for that thou canst not help, - And study help for that which thou lament'st. - Time is the nurse and breeder of all good. - Here if thou stay thou canst not see thy love; - Besides, thy staying will abridge thy life. - Hope is a lover's staff; walk hence with that, - And manage it against despairing thoughts. - Thy letters may be here, though thou art hence, - Which, being writ to me, shall be deliver'd - Even in the milk-white bosom of thy love. - The time now serves not to expostulate. - Come, I'll convey thee through the city gate; - And, ere I part with thee, confer at large - Of all that may concern thy love affairs. - As thou lov'st Silvia, though not for thyself, - Regard thy danger, and along with me. - VALENTINE. I pray thee, Launce, an if thou seest my boy, - Bid him make haste and meet me at the Northgate. - PROTEUS. Go, sirrah, find him out. Come, Valentine. - VALENTINE. O my dear Silvia! Hapless Valentine! - Exeunt VALENTINE and PROTEUS - LAUNCE. I am but a fool, look you, and yet I have the wit to think - my master is a kind of a knave; but that's all one if he be but - one knave. He lives not now that knows me to be in love; yet I am - in love; but a team of horse shall not pluck that from me; nor - who 'tis I love; and yet 'tis a woman; but what woman I will not - tell myself; and yet 'tis a milkmaid; yet 'tis not a maid, for - she hath had gossips; yet 'tis a maid, for she is her master's - maid and serves for wages. She hath more qualities than a - water-spaniel- which is much in a bare Christian. Here is the - cate-log [Pulling out a paper] of her condition. 'Inprimis: She - can fetch and carry.' Why, a horse can do no more; nay, a horse - cannot fetch, but only carry; therefore is she better than a - jade. 'Item: She can milk.' Look you, a sweet virtue in a maid - with clean hands. - - Enter SPEED - - SPEED. How now, Signior Launce! What news with your mastership? - LAUNCE. With my master's ship? Why, it is at sea. - SPEED. Well, your old vice still: mistake the word. What news, - then, in your paper? - LAUNCE. The black'st news that ever thou heard'st. - SPEED. Why, man? how black? - LAUNCE. Why, as black as ink. - SPEED. Let me read them. - LAUNCE. Fie on thee, jolt-head; thou canst not read. - SPEED. Thou liest; I can. - LAUNCE. I will try thee. Tell me this: Who begot thee? - SPEED. Marry, the son of my grandfather. - LAUNCE. O illiterate loiterer. It was the son of thy grandmother. - This proves that thou canst not read. - SPEED. Come, fool, come; try me in thy paper. - LAUNCE. [Handing over the paper] There; and Saint Nicholas be thy - speed. - SPEED. [Reads] 'Inprimis: She can milk.' - LAUNCE. Ay, that she can. - SPEED. 'Item: She brews good ale.' - LAUNCE. And thereof comes the proverb: Blessing of your heart, you - brew good ale. - SPEED. 'Item: She can sew.' - LAUNCE. That's as much as to say 'Can she so?' - SPEED. 'Item: She can knit.' - LAUNCE. What need a man care for a stock with a wench, when she can - knit him a stock. - SPEED. 'Item: She can wash and scour.' - LAUNCE. A special virtue; for then she need not be wash'd and - scour'd. - SPEED. 'Item: She can spin.' - LAUNCE. Then may I set the world on wheels, when she can spin for - her living. - SPEED. 'Item: She hath many nameless virtues.' - LAUNCE. That's as much as to say 'bastard virtues'; that indeed - know not their fathers, and therefore have no names. - SPEED. 'Here follow her vices.' - LAUNCE. Close at the heels of her virtues. - SPEED. 'Item: She is not to be kiss'd fasting, in respect of her - breath.' - LAUNCE. Well, that fault may be mended with a breakfast. - Read on. - SPEED. 'Item: She hath a sweet mouth.' - LAUNCE. That makes amends for her sour breath. - SPEED. 'Item: She doth talk in her sleep.' - LAUNCE. It's no matter for that, so she sleep not in her talk. - SPEED. 'Item: She is slow in words.' - LAUNCE. O villain, that set this down among her vices! To be slow - in words is a woman's only virtue. I pray thee, out with't; and - place it for her chief virtue. - SPEED. 'Item: She is proud.' - LAUNCE. Out with that too; it was Eve's legacy, and cannot be ta'en - from her. - SPEED. 'Item: She hath no teeth.' - LAUNCE. I care not for that neither, because I love crusts. - SPEED. 'Item: She is curst.' - LAUNCE. Well, the best is, she hath no teeth to bite. - SPEED. 'Item: She will often praise her liquor.' - LAUNCE. If her liquor be good, she shall; if she will not, I will; - for good things should be praised. - SPEED. 'Item: She is too liberal.' - LAUNCE. Of her tongue she cannot, for that's writ down she is slow - of; of her purse she shall not, for that I'll keep shut. Now of - another thing she may, and that cannot I help. Well, proceed. - SPEED. 'Item: She hath more hair than wit, and more faults - than hairs, and more wealth than faults.' - LAUNCE. Stop there; I'll have her; she was mine, and not mine, - twice or thrice in that last article. Rehearse that once more. - SPEED. 'Item: She hath more hair than wit'- - LAUNCE. More hair than wit. It may be; I'll prove it: the cover of - the salt hides the salt, and therefore it is more than the salt; - the hair that covers the wit is more than the wit, for the - greater hides the less. What's next? - SPEED. 'And more faults than hairs'- - LAUNCE. That's monstrous. O that that were out! - SPEED. 'And more wealth than faults.' - LAUNCE. Why, that word makes the faults gracious. Well, I'll have - her; an if it be a match, as nothing is impossible- - SPEED. What then? - LAUNCE. Why, then will I tell thee- that thy master stays for thee - at the Northgate. - SPEED. For me? - LAUNCE. For thee! ay, who art thou? He hath stay'd for a better man - than thee. - SPEED. And must I go to him? - LAUNCE. Thou must run to him, for thou hast stay'd so long that - going will scarce serve the turn. - SPEED. Why didst not tell me sooner? Pox of your love letters! - Exit - LAUNCE. Now will he be swing'd for reading my letter. An unmannerly - slave that will thrust himself into secrets! I'll after, to - rejoice in the boy's correction. Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -Milan. The DUKE'S palace - -Enter DUKE and THURIO - - DUKE. Sir Thurio, fear not but that she will love you - Now Valentine is banish'd from her sight. - THURIO. Since his exile she hath despis'd me most, - Forsworn my company and rail'd at me, - That I am desperate of obtaining her. - DUKE. This weak impress of love is as a figure - Trenched in ice, which with an hour's heat - Dissolves to water and doth lose his form. - A little time will melt her frozen thoughts, - And worthless Valentine shall be forgot. - - Enter PROTEUS - - How now, Sir Proteus! Is your countryman, - According to our proclamation, gone? - PROTEUS. Gone, my good lord. - DUKE. My daughter takes his going grievously. - PROTEUS. A little time, my lord, will kill that grief. - DUKE. So I believe; but Thurio thinks not so. - Proteus, the good conceit I hold of thee- - For thou hast shown some sign of good desert- - Makes me the better to confer with thee. - PROTEUS. Longer than I prove loyal to your Grace - Let me not live to look upon your Grace. - DUKE. Thou know'st how willingly I would effect - The match between Sir Thurio and my daughter. - PROTEUS. I do, my lord. - DUKE. And also, I think, thou art not ignorant - How she opposes her against my will. - PROTEUS. She did, my lord, when Valentine was here. - DUKE. Ay, and perversely she persevers so. - What might we do to make the girl forget - The love of Valentine, and love Sir Thurio? - PROTEUS. The best way is to slander Valentine - With falsehood, cowardice, and poor descent- - Three things that women highly hold in hate. - DUKE. Ay, but she'll think that it is spoke in hate. - PROTEUS. Ay, if his enemy deliver it; - Therefore it must with circumstance be spoken - By one whom she esteemeth as his friend. - DUKE. Then you must undertake to slander him. - PROTEUS. And that, my lord, I shall be loath to do: - 'Tis an ill office for a gentleman, - Especially against his very friend. - DUKE. Where your good word cannot advantage him, - Your slander never can endamage him; - Therefore the office is indifferent, - Being entreated to it by your friend. - PROTEUS. You have prevail'd, my lord; if I can do it - By aught that I can speak in his dispraise, - She shall not long continue love to him. - But say this weed her love from Valentine, - It follows not that she will love Sir Thurio. - THURIO. Therefore, as you unwind her love from him, - Lest it should ravel and be good to none, - You must provide to bottom it on me; - Which must be done by praising me as much - As you in worth dispraise Sir Valentine. - DUKE. And, Proteus, we dare trust you in this kind, - Because we know, on Valentine's report, - You are already Love's firm votary - And cannot soon revolt and change your mind. - Upon this warrant shall you have access - Where you with Silvia may confer at large- - For she is lumpish, heavy, melancholy, - And, for your friend's sake, will be glad of you- - Where you may temper her by your persuasion - To hate young Valentine and love my friend. - PROTEUS. As much as I can do I will effect. - But you, Sir Thurio, are not sharp enough; - You must lay lime to tangle her desires - By wailful sonnets, whose composed rhymes - Should be full-fraught with serviceable vows. - DUKE. Ay, - Much is the force of heaven-bred poesy. - PROTEUS. Say that upon the altar of her beauty - You sacrifice your tears, your sighs, your heart; - Write till your ink be dry, and with your tears - Moist it again, and frame some feeling line - That may discover such integrity; - For Orpheus' lute was strung with poets' sinews, - Whose golden touch could soften steel and stones, - Make tigers tame, and huge leviathans - Forsake unsounded deeps to dance on sands. - After your dire-lamenting elegies, - Visit by night your lady's chamber window - With some sweet consort; to their instruments - Tune a deploring dump- the night's dead silence - Will well become such sweet-complaining grievance. - This, or else nothing, will inherit her. - DUKE. This discipline shows thou hast been in love. - THURIO. And thy advice this night I'll put in practice; - Therefore, sweet Proteus, my direction-giver, - Let us into the city presently - To sort some gentlemen well skill'd in music. - I have a sonnet that will serve the turn - To give the onset to thy good advice. - DUKE. About it, gentlemen! - PROTEUS. We'll wait upon your Grace till after supper, - And afterward determine our proceedings. - DUKE. Even now about it! I will pardon you. Exeunt - - - - -ACT_4|SC_1 -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. -The frontiers of Mantua. A forest - -Enter certain OUTLAWS - - FIRST OUTLAW. Fellows, stand fast; I see a passenger. - SECOND OUTLAW. If there be ten, shrink not, but down with 'em. - - Enter VALENTINE and SPEED - - THIRD OUTLAW. Stand, sir, and throw us that you have about ye; - If not, we'll make you sit, and rifle you. - SPEED. Sir, we are undone; these are the villains - That all the travellers do fear so much. - VALENTINE. My friends- - FIRST OUTLAW. That's not so, sir; we are your enemies. - SECOND OUTLAW. Peace! we'll hear him. - THIRD OUTLAW. Ay, by my beard, will we; for he is a proper man. - VALENTINE. Then know that I have little wealth to lose; - A man I am cross'd with adversity; - My riches are these poor habiliments, - Of which if you should here disfurnish me, - You take the sum and substance that I have. - SECOND OUTLAW. Whither travel you? - VALENTINE. To Verona. - FIRST OUTLAW. Whence came you? - VALENTINE. From Milan. - THIRD OUTLAW. Have you long sojourn'd there? - VALENTINE. Some sixteen months, and longer might have stay'd, - If crooked fortune had not thwarted me. - FIRST OUTLAW. What, were you banish'd thence? - VALENTINE. I was. - SECOND OUTLAW. For what offence? - VALENTINE. For that which now torments me to rehearse: - I kill'd a man, whose death I much repent; - But yet I slew him manfully in fight, - Without false vantage or base treachery. - FIRST OUTLAW. Why, ne'er repent it, if it were done so. - But were you banish'd for so small a fault? - VALENTINE. I was, and held me glad of such a doom. - SECOND OUTLAW. Have you the tongues? - VALENTINE. My youthful travel therein made me happy, - Or else I often had been miserable. - THIRD OUTLAW. By the bare scalp of Robin Hood's fat friar, - This fellow were a king for our wild faction! - FIRST OUTLAW. We'll have him. Sirs, a word. - SPEED. Master, be one of them; it's an honourable kind of thievery. - VALENTINE. Peace, villain! - SECOND OUTLAW. Tell us this: have you anything to take to? - VALENTINE. Nothing but my fortune. - THIRD OUTLAW. Know, then, that some of us are gentlemen, - Such as the fury of ungovern'd youth - Thrust from the company of awful men; - Myself was from Verona banished - For practising to steal away a lady, - An heir, and near allied unto the Duke. - SECOND OUTLAW. And I from Mantua, for a gentleman - Who, in my mood, I stabb'd unto the heart. - FIRST OUTLAW. And I for such-like petty crimes as these. - But to the purpose- for we cite our faults - That they may hold excus'd our lawless lives; - And, partly, seeing you are beautified - With goodly shape, and by your own report - A linguist, and a man of such perfection - As we do in our quality much want- - SECOND OUTLAW. Indeed, because you are a banish'd man, - Therefore, above the rest, we parley to you. - Are you content to be our general- - To make a virtue of necessity, - And live as we do in this wilderness? - THIRD OUTLAW. What say'st thou? Wilt thou be of our consort? - Say 'ay' and be the captain of us all. - We'll do thee homage, and be rul'd by thee, - Love thee as our commander and our king. - FIRST OUTLAW. But if thou scorn our courtesy thou diest. - SECOND OUTLAW. Thou shalt not live to brag what we have offer'd. - VALENTINE. I take your offer, and will live with you, - Provided that you do no outrages - On silly women or poor passengers. - THIRD OUTLAW. No, we detest such vile base practices. - Come, go with us; we'll bring thee to our crews, - And show thee all the treasure we have got; - Which, with ourselves, all rest at thy dispose. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Milan. Outside the DUKE'S palace, under SILVIA'S window - -Enter PROTEUS - - PROTEUS. Already have I been false to Valentine, - And now I must be as unjust to Thurio. - Under the colour of commending him - I have access my own love to prefer; - But Silvia is too fair, too true, too holy, - To be corrupted with my worthless gifts. - When I protest true loyalty to her, - She twits me with my falsehood to my friend; - When to her beauty I commend my vows, - She bids me think how I have been forsworn - In breaking faith with Julia whom I lov'd; - And notwithstanding all her sudden quips, - The least whereof would quell a lover's hope, - Yet, spaniel-like, the more she spurns my love - The more it grows and fawneth on her still. - - Enter THURIO and MUSICIANS - - But here comes Thurio. Now must we to her window, - And give some evening music to her ear. - THURIO. How now, Sir Proteus, are you crept before us? - PROTEUS. Ay, gentle Thurio; for you know that love - Will creep in service where it cannot go. - THURIO. Ay, but I hope, sir, that you love not here. - PROTEUS. Sir, but I do; or else I would be hence. - THURIO. Who? Silvia? - PROTEUS. Ay, Silvia- for your sake. - THURIO. I thank you for your own. Now, gentlemen, - Let's tune, and to it lustily awhile. - - Enter at a distance, HOST, and JULIA in boy's clothes - - HOST. Now, my young guest, methinks you're allycholly; I pray you, - why is it? - JULIA. Marry, mine host, because I cannot be merry. - HOST. Come, we'll have you merry; I'll bring you where you shall - hear music, and see the gentleman that you ask'd for. - JULIA. But shall I hear him speak? - HOST. Ay, that you shall. [Music plays] - JULIA. That will be music. - HOST. Hark, hark! - JULIA. Is he among these? - HOST. Ay; but peace! let's hear 'em. - - SONG - Who is Silvia? What is she, - That all our swains commend her? - Holy, fair, and wise is she; - The heaven such grace did lend her, - That she might admired be. - - Is she kind as she is fair? - For beauty lives with kindness. - Love doth to her eyes repair, - To help him of his blindness; - And, being help'd, inhabits there. - - Then to Silvia let us sing - That Silvia is excelling; - She excels each mortal thing - Upon the dull earth dwelling. - 'To her let us garlands bring. - - HOST. How now, are you sadder than you were before? - How do you, man? The music likes you not. - JULIA. You mistake; the musician likes me not. - HOST. Why, my pretty youth? - JULIA. He plays false, father. - HOST. How, out of tune on the strings? - JULIA. Not so; but yet so false that he grieves my very - heart-strings. - HOST. You have a quick ear. - JULIA. Ay, I would I were deaf; it makes me have a slow heart. - HOST. I perceive you delight not in music. - JULIA. Not a whit, when it jars so. - HOST. Hark, what fine change is in the music! - JULIA. Ay, that change is the spite. - HOST. You would have them always play but one thing? - JULIA. I would always have one play but one thing. - But, Host, doth this Sir Proteus, that we talk on, - Often resort unto this gentlewoman? - HOST. I tell you what Launce, his man, told me: he lov'd her out of - all nick. - JULIA. Where is Launce? - HOST. Gone to seek his dog, which to-morrow, by his master's - command, he must carry for a present to his lady. - JULIA. Peace, stand aside; the company parts. - PROTEUS. Sir Thurio, fear not you; I will so plead - That you shall say my cunning drift excels. - THURIO. Where meet we? - PROTEUS. At Saint Gregory's well. - THURIO. Farewell. Exeunt THURIO and MUSICIANS - - Enter SILVIA above, at her window - - PROTEUS. Madam, good ev'n to your ladyship. - SILVIA. I thank you for your music, gentlemen. - Who is that that spake? - PROTEUS. One, lady, if you knew his pure heart's truth, - You would quickly learn to know him by his voice. - SILVIA. Sir Proteus, as I take it. - PROTEUS. Sir Proteus, gentle lady, and your servant. - SILVIA. What's your will? - PROTEUS. That I may compass yours. - SILVIA. You have your wish; my will is even this, - That presently you hie you home to bed. - Thou subtle, perjur'd, false, disloyal man, - Think'st thou I am so shallow, so conceitless, - To be seduced by thy flattery - That hast deceiv'd so many with thy vows? - Return, return, and make thy love amends. - For me, by this pale queen of night I swear, - I am so far from granting thy request - That I despise thee for thy wrongful suit, - And by and by intend to chide myself - Even for this time I spend in talking to thee. - PROTEUS. I grant, sweet love, that I did love a lady; - But she is dead. - JULIA. [Aside] 'Twere false, if I should speak it; - For I am sure she is not buried. - SILVIA. Say that she be; yet Valentine, thy friend, - Survives, to whom, thyself art witness, - I am betroth'd; and art thou not asham'd - To wrong him with thy importunacy? - PROTEUS. I likewise hear that Valentine is dead. - SILVIA. And so suppose am I; for in his grave - Assure thyself my love is buried. - PROTEUS. Sweet lady, let me rake it from the earth. - SILVIA. Go to thy lady's grave, and call hers thence; - Or, at the least, in hers sepulchre thine. - JULIA. [Aside] He heard not that. - PROTEUS. Madam, if your heart be so obdurate, - Vouchsafe me yet your picture for my love, - The picture that is hanging in your chamber; - To that I'll speak, to that I'll sigh and weep; - For, since the substance of your perfect self - Is else devoted, I am but a shadow; - And to your shadow will I make true love. - JULIA. [Aside] If 'twere a substance, you would, sure, deceive it - And make it but a shadow, as I am. - SILVIA. I am very loath to be your idol, sir; - But since your falsehood shall become you well - To worship shadows and adore false shapes, - Send to me in the morning, and I'll send it; - And so, good rest. - PROTEUS. As wretches have o'ernight - That wait for execution in the morn. - Exeunt PROTEUS and SILVIA - JULIA. Host, will you go? - HOST. By my halidom, I was fast asleep. - JULIA. Pray you, where lies Sir Proteus? - HOST. Marry, at my house. Trust me, I think 'tis almost day. - JULIA. Not so; but it hath been the longest night - That e'er I watch'd, and the most heaviest. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Under SILVIA'S window - -Enter EGLAMOUR - - EGLAMOUR. This is the hour that Madam Silvia - Entreated me to call and know her mind; - There's some great matter she'd employ me in. - Madam, madam! - - Enter SILVIA above, at her window - - SILVIA. Who calls? - EGLAMOUR. Your servant and your friend; - One that attends your ladyship's command. - SILVIA. Sir Eglamour, a thousand times good morrow! - EGLAMOUR. As many, worthy lady, to yourself! - According to your ladyship's impose, - I am thus early come to know what service - It is your pleasure to command me in. - SILVIA. O Eglamour, thou art a gentleman- - Think not I flatter, for I swear I do not- - Valiant, wise, remorseful, well accomplish'd. - Thou art not ignorant what dear good will - I bear unto the banish'd Valentine; - Nor how my father would enforce me marry - Vain Thurio, whom my very soul abhors. - Thyself hast lov'd; and I have heard thee say - No grief did ever come so near thy heart - As when thy lady and thy true love died, - Upon whose grave thou vow'dst pure chastity. - Sir Eglamour, I would to Valentine, - To Mantua, where I hear he makes abode; - And, for the ways are dangerous to pass, - I do desire thy worthy company, - Upon whose faith and honour I repose. - Urge not my father's anger, Eglamour, - But think upon my grief, a lady's grief, - And on the justice of my flying hence - To keep me from a most unholy match, - Which heaven and fortune still rewards with plagues. - I do desire thee, even from a heart - As full of sorrows as the sea of sands, - To bear me company and go with me; - If not, to hide what I have said to thee, - That I may venture to depart alone. - EGLAMOUR. Madam, I pity much your grievances; - Which since I know they virtuously are plac'd, - I give consent to go along with you, - Recking as little what betideth me - As much I wish all good befortune you. - When will you go? - SILVIA. This evening coming. - EGLAMOUR. Where shall I meet you? - SILVIA. At Friar Patrick's cell, - Where I intend holy confession. - EGLAMOUR. I will not fail your ladyship. Good morrow, gentle lady. - SILVIA. Good morrow, kind Sir Eglamour. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -Under SILVIA'S Window - -Enter LAUNCE with his dog - - LAUNCE. When a man's servant shall play the cur with him, look you, - it goes hard- one that I brought up of a puppy; one that I sav'd - from drowning, when three or four of his blind brothers and - sisters went to it. I have taught him, even as one would say - precisely 'Thus I would teach a dog.' I was sent to deliver him - as a present to Mistress Silvia from my master; and I came no - sooner into the dining-chamber, but he steps me to her trencher - and steals her capon's leg. O, 'tis a foul thing when a cur - cannot keep himself in all companies! I would have, as one should - say, one that takes upon him to be a dog indeed, to be, as it - were, a dog at all things. If I had not had more wit than he, to - take a fault upon me that he did, I think verily he had been - hang'd for't; sure as I live, he had suffer'd for't. You shall - judge. He thrusts me himself into the company of three or four - gentleman-like dogs under the Duke's table; he had not been - there, bless the mark, a pissing while but all the chamber smelt - him. 'Out with the dog' says one; 'What cur is that?' says - another; 'Whip him out' says the third; 'Hang him up' says the - Duke. I, having been acquainted with the smell before, knew it - was Crab, and goes me to the fellow that whips the dogs. - 'Friend,' quoth I 'you mean to whip the dog.' 'Ay, marry do I' - quoth he. 'You do him the more wrong,' quoth I; "twas I did the - thing you wot of.' He makes me no more ado, but whips me out of - the chamber. How many masters would do this for his servant? Nay, - I'll be sworn, I have sat in the stock for puddings he hath - stol'n, otherwise he had been executed; I have stood on the - pillory for geese he hath kill'd, otherwise he had suffer'd - for't. Thou think'st not of this now. Nay, I remember the trick - you serv'd me when I took my leave of Madam Silvia. Did not I bid - thee still mark me and do as I do? When didst thou see me heave - up my leg and make water against a gentlewoman's farthingale? - Didst thou ever see me do such a trick? - - Enter PROTEUS, and JULIA in boy's clothes - - PROTEUS. Sebastian is thy name? I like thee well, - And will employ thee in some service presently. - JULIA. In what you please; I'll do what I can. - PROTEUS..I hope thou wilt. [To LAUNCE] How now, you whoreson - peasant! - Where have you been these two days loitering? - LAUNCE. Marry, sir, I carried Mistress Silvia the dog you bade me. - PROTEUS. And what says she to my little jewel? - LAUNCE. Marry, she says your dog was a cur, and tells you currish - thanks is good enough for such a present. - PROTEUS. But she receiv'd my dog? - LAUNCE. No, indeed, did she not; here have I brought him back - again. - PROTEUS. What, didst thou offer her this from me? - LAUNCE. Ay, sir; the other squirrel was stol'n from me by the - hangman's boys in the market-place; and then I offer'd her mine - own, who is a dog as big as ten of yours, and therefore the gift - the greater. - PROTEUS. Go, get thee hence and find my dog again, - Or ne'er return again into my sight. - Away, I say. Stayest thou to vex me here? Exit LAUNCE - A slave that still an end turns me to shame! - Sebastian, I have entertained thee - Partly that I have need of such a youth - That can with some discretion do my business, - For 'tis no trusting to yond foolish lout, - But chiefly for thy face and thy behaviour, - Which, if my augury deceive me not, - Witness good bringing up, fortune, and truth; - Therefore, know thou, for this I entertain thee. - Go presently, and take this ring with thee, - Deliver it to Madam Silvia- - She lov'd me well deliver'd it to me. - JULIA. It seems you lov'd not her, to leave her token. - She is dead, belike? - PROTEUS. Not so; I think she lives. - JULIA. Alas! - PROTEUS. Why dost thou cry 'Alas'? - JULIA. I cannot choose - But pity her. - PROTEUS. Wherefore shouldst thou pity her? - JULIA. Because methinks that she lov'd you as well - As you do love your lady Silvia. - She dreams on him that has forgot her love: - You dote on her that cares not for your love. - 'Tis pity love should be so contrary; - And thinking on it makes me cry 'Alas!' - PROTEUS. Well, give her that ring, and therewithal - This letter. That's her chamber. Tell my lady - I claim the promise for her heavenly picture. - Your message done, hie home unto my chamber, - Where thou shalt find me sad and solitary. Exit PROTEUS - JULIA. How many women would do such a message? - Alas, poor Proteus, thou hast entertain'd - A fox to be the shepherd of thy lambs. - Alas, poor fool, why do I pity him - That with his very heart despiseth me? - Because he loves her, he despiseth me; - Because I love him, I must pity him. - This ring I gave him, when he parted from me, - To bind him to remember my good will; - And now am I, unhappy messenger, - To plead for that which I would not obtain, - To carry that which I would have refus'd, - To praise his faith, which I would have disprais'd. - I am my master's true confirmed love, - But cannot be true servant to my master - Unless I prove false traitor to myself. - Yet will I woo for him, but yet so coldly - As, heaven it knows, I would not have him speed. - - Enter SILVIA, attended - - Gentlewoman, good day! I pray you be my mean - To bring me where to speak with Madam Silvia. - SILVIA. What would you with her, if that I be she? - JULIA. If you be she, I do entreat your patience - To hear me speak the message I am sent on. - SILVIA. From whom? - JULIA. From my master, Sir Proteus, madam. - SILVIA. O, he sends you for a picture? - JULIA. Ay, madam. - SILVIA. Ursula, bring my picture there. - Go, give your master this. Tell him from me, - One Julia, that his changing thoughts forget, - Would better fit his chamber than this shadow. - JULIA. Madam, please you peruse this letter. - Pardon me, madam; I have unadvis'd - Deliver'd you a paper that I should not. - This is the letter to your ladyship. - SILVIA. I pray thee let me look on that again. - JULIA. It may not be; good madam, pardon me. - SILVIA. There, hold! - I will not look upon your master's lines. - I know they are stuff'd with protestations, - And full of new-found oaths, which he wul break - As easily as I do tear his paper. - JULIA. Madam, he sends your ladyship this ring. - SILVIA. The more shame for him that he sends it me; - For I have heard him say a thousand times - His Julia gave it him at his departure. - Though his false finger have profan'd the ring, - Mine shall not do his Julia so much wrong. - JULIA. She thanks you. - SILVIA. What say'st thou? - JULIA. I thank you, madam, that you tender her. - Poor gentlewoman, my master wrongs her much. - SILVIA. Dost thou know her? - JULIA. Almost as well as I do know myself. - To think upon her woes, I do protest - That I have wept a hundred several times. - SILVIA. Belike she thinks that Proteus hath forsook her. - JULIA. I think she doth, and that's her cause of sorrow. - SILVIA. Is she not passing fair? - JULIA. She hath been fairer, madam, than she is. - When she did think my master lov'd her well, - She, in my judgment, was as fair as you; - But since she did neglect her looking-glass - And threw her sun-expelling mask away, - The air hath starv'd the roses in her cheeks - And pinch'd the lily-tincture of her face, - That now she is become as black as I. - SILVIA. How tall was she? - JULIA. About my stature; for at Pentecost, - When all our pageants of delight were play'd, - Our youth got me to play the woman's part, - And I was trimm'd in Madam Julia's gown; - Which served me as fit, by all men's judgments, - As if the garment had been made for me; - Therefore I know she is about my height. - And at that time I made her weep a good, - For I did play a lamentable part. - Madam, 'twas Ariadne passioning - For Theseus' perjury and unjust flight; - Which I so lively acted with my tears - That my poor mistress, moved therewithal, - Wept bitterly; and would I might be dead - If I in thought felt not her very sorrow. - SILVIA. She is beholding to thee, gentle youth. - Alas, poor lady, desolate and left! - I weep myself, to think upon thy words. - Here, youth, there is my purse; I give thee this - For thy sweet mistress' sake, because thou lov'st her. - Farewell. Exit SILVIA with ATTENDANTS - JULIA. And she shall thank you for't, if e'er you know her. - A virtuous gentlewoman, mild and beautiful! - I hope my master's suit will be but cold, - Since she respects my mistress' love so much. - Alas, how love can trifle with itself! - Here is her picture; let me see. I think, - If I had such a tire, this face of mine - Were full as lovely as is this of hers; - And yet the painter flatter'd her a little, - Unless I flatter with myself too much. - Her hair is auburn, mine is perfect yellow; - If that be all the difference in his love, - I'll get me such a colour'd periwig. - Her eyes are grey as glass, and so are mine; - Ay, but her forehead's low, and mine's as high. - What should it be that he respects in her - But I can make respective in myself, - If this fond Love were not a blinded god? - Come, shadow, come, and take this shadow up, - For 'tis thy rival. O thou senseless form, - Thou shalt be worshipp'd, kiss'd, lov'd, and ador'd! - And were there sense in his idolatry - My substance should be statue in thy stead. - I'll use thee kindly for thy mistress' sake, - That us'd me so; or else, by Jove I vow, - I should have scratch'd out your unseeing eyes, - To make my master out of love with thee. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -Milan. An abbey - -Enter EGLAMOUR - - EGLAMOUR. The sun begins to gild the western sky, - And now it is about the very hour - That Silvia at Friar Patrick's cell should meet me. - She will not fail, for lovers break not hours - Unless it be to come before their time, - So much they spur their expedition. - - Enter SILVIA - - See where she comes. Lady, a happy evening! - SILVIA. Amen, amen! Go on, good Eglamour, - Out at the postern by the abbey wall; - I fear I am attended by some spies. - EGLAMOUR. Fear not. The forest is not three leagues off; - If we recover that, we are sure enough. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Milan. The DUKE'S palace - -Enter THURIO, PROTEUS, and JULIA as SEBASTIAN - - THURIO. Sir Proteus, what says Silvia to my suit? - PROTEUS. O, sir, I find her milder than she was; - And yet she takes exceptions at your person. - THURIO. What, that my leg is too long? - PROTEUS. No; that it is too little. - THURIO. I'll wear a boot to make it somewhat rounder. - JULIA. [Aside] But love will not be spurr'd to what it loathes. - THURIO. What says she to my face? - PROTEUS. She says it is a fair one. - THURIO. Nay, then, the wanton lies; my face is black. - PROTEUS. But pearls are fair; and the old saying is: - Black men are pearls in beauteous ladies' eyes. - JULIA. [Aside] 'Tis true, such pearls as put out ladies' eyes; - For I had rather wink than look on them. - THURIO. How likes she my discourse? - PROTEUS. Ill, when you talk of war. - THURIO. But well when I discourse of love and peace? - JULIA. [Aside] But better, indeed, when you hold your peace. - THURIO. What says she to my valour? - PROTEUS. O, sir, she makes no doubt of that. - JULIA. [Aside] She needs not, when she knows it cowardice. - THURIO. What says she to my birth? - PROTEUS. That you are well deriv'd. - JULIA. [Aside] True; from a gentleman to a fool. - THURIO. Considers she my possessions? - PROTEUS. O, ay; and pities them. - THURIO. Wherefore? - JULIA. [Aside] That such an ass should owe them. - PROTEUS. That they are out by lease. - JULIA. Here comes the Duke. - - Enter DUKE - - DUKE. How now, Sir Proteus! how now, Thurio! - Which of you saw Sir Eglamour of late? - THURIO. Not I. - PROTEUS. Nor I. - DUKE. Saw you my daughter? - PROTEUS. Neither. - DUKE. Why then, - She's fled unto that peasant Valentine; - And Eglamour is in her company. - 'Tis true; for Friar Lawrence met them both - As he in penance wander'd through the forest; - Him he knew well, and guess'd that it was she, - But, being mask'd, he was not sure of it; - Besides, she did intend confession - At Patrick's cell this even; and there she was not. - These likelihoods confirm her flight from hence; - Therefore, I pray you, stand not to discourse, - But mount you presently, and meet with me - Upon the rising of the mountain foot - That leads toward Mantua, whither they are fled. - Dispatch, sweet gentlemen, and follow me. Exit - THURIO. Why, this it is to be a peevish girl - That flies her fortune when it follows her. - I'll after, more to be reveng'd on Eglamour - Than for the love of reckless Silvia. Exit - PROTEUS. And I will follow, more for Silvia's love - Than hate of Eglamour, that goes with her. Exit - JULIA. And I will follow, more to cross that love - Than hate for Silvia, that is gone for love. Exit - - - - -SCENE III. -The frontiers of Mantua. The forest - -Enter OUTLAWS with SILVA - - FIRST OUTLAW. Come, come. - Be patient; we must bring you to our captain. - SILVIA. A thousand more mischances than this one - Have learn'd me how to brook this patiently. - SECOND OUTLAW. Come, bring her away. - FIRST OUTLAW. Where is the gentleman that was with her? - SECOND OUTLAW. Being nimble-footed, he hath outrun us, - But Moyses and Valerius follow him. - Go thou with her to the west end of the wood; - There is our captain; we'll follow him that's fled. - The thicket is beset; he cannot 'scape. - FIRST OUTLAW. Come, I must bring you to our captain's cave; - Fear not; he bears an honourable mind, - And will not use a woman lawlessly. - SILVIA. O Valentine, this I endure for thee! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE IV. -Another part of the forest - -Enter VALENTINE - - VALENTINE. How use doth breed a habit in a man! - This shadowy desert, unfrequented woods, - I better brook than flourishing peopled towns. - Here can I sit alone, unseen of any, - And to the nightingale's complaining notes - Tune my distresses and record my woes. - O thou that dost inhabit in my breast, - Leave not the mansion so long tenantless, - Lest, growing ruinous, the building fall - And leave no memory of what it was! - Repair me with thy presence, Silvia: - Thou gentle nymph, cherish thy forlorn swain. - What halloing and what stir is this to-day? - These are my mates, that make their wills their law, - Have some unhappy passenger in chase. - They love me well; yet I have much to do - To keep them from uncivil outrages. - Withdraw thee, Valentine. Who's this comes here? - [Steps aside] - - Enter PROTEUS, SILVIA, and JULIA as Sebastian - - PROTEUS. Madam, this service I have done for you, - Though you respect not aught your servant doth, - To hazard life, and rescue you from him - That would have forc'd your honour and your love. - Vouchsafe me, for my meed, but one fair look; - A smaller boon than this I cannot beg, - And less than this, I am sure, you cannot give. - VALENTINE. [Aside] How like a dream is this I see and hear! - Love, lend me patience to forbear awhile. - SILVIA. O miserable, unhappy that I am! - PROTEUS. Unhappy were you, madam, ere I came; - But by my coming I have made you happy. - SILVIA. By thy approach thou mak'st me most unhappy. - JULIA. [Aside] And me, when he approacheth to your presence. - SILVIA. Had I been seized by a hungry lion, - I would have been a breakfast to the beast - Rather than have false Proteus rescue me. - O, heaven be judge how I love Valentine, - Whose life's as tender to me as my soul! - And full as much, for more there cannot be, - I do detest false, perjur'd Proteus. - Therefore be gone; solicit me no more. - PROTEUS. What dangerous action, stood it next to death, - Would I not undergo for one calm look? - O, 'tis the curse in love, and still approv'd, - When women cannot love where they're belov'd! - SILVIA. When Proteus cannot love where he's belov'd! - Read over Julia's heart, thy first best love, - For whose dear sake thou didst then rend thy faith - Into a thousand oaths; and all those oaths - Descended into perjury, to love me. - Thou hast no faith left now, unless thou'dst two, - And that's far worse than none; better have none - Than plural faith, which is too much by one. - Thou counterfeit to thy true friend! - PROTEUS. In love, - Who respects friend? - SILVIA. All men but Proteus. - PROTEUS. Nay, if the gentle spirit of moving words - Can no way change you to a milder form, - I'll woo you like a soldier, at arms' end, - And love you 'gainst the nature of love- force ye. - SILVIA. O heaven! - PROTEUS. I'll force thee yield to my desire. - VALENTINE. Ruffian! let go that rude uncivil touch; - Thou friend of an ill fashion! - PROTEUS. Valentine! - VALENTINE. Thou common friend, that's without faith or love- - For such is a friend now; treacherous man, - Thou hast beguil'd my hopes; nought but mine eye - Could have persuaded me. Now I dare not say - I have one friend alive: thou wouldst disprove me. - Who should be trusted, when one's own right hand - Is perjured to the bosom? Proteus, - I am sorry I must never trust thee more, - But count the world a stranger for thy sake. - The private wound is deepest. O time most accurst! - 'Mongst all foes that a friend should be the worst! - PROTEUS. My shame and guilt confounds me. - Forgive me, Valentine; if hearty sorrow - Be a sufficient ransom for offence, - I tender 't here; I do as truly suffer - As e'er I did commit. - VALENTINE. Then I am paid; - And once again I do receive thee honest. - Who by repentance is not satisfied - Is nor of heaven nor earth, for these are pleas'd; - By penitence th' Eternal's wrath's appeas'd. - And, that my love may appear plain and free, - All that was mine in Silvia I give thee. - JULIA. O me unhappy! [Swoons] - PROTEUS. Look to the boy. - VALENTINE. Why, boy! why, wag! how now! - What's the matter? Look up; speak. - JULIA. O good sir, my master charg'd me to deliver a ring to Madam - Silvia, which, out of my neglect, was never done. - PROTEUS. Where is that ring, boy? - JULIA. Here 'tis; this is it. - PROTEUS. How! let me see. Why, this is the ring I gave to Julia. - JULIA. O, cry you mercy, sir, I have mistook; - This is the ring you sent to Silvia. - PROTEUS. But how cam'st thou by this ring? - At my depart I gave this unto Julia. - JULIA. And Julia herself did give it me; - And Julia herself have brought it hither. - PROTEUS. How! Julia! - JULIA. Behold her that gave aim to all thy oaths, - And entertain'd 'em deeply in her heart. - How oft hast thou with perjury cleft the root! - O Proteus, let this habit make thee blush! - Be thou asham'd that I have took upon me - Such an immodest raiment- if shame live - In a disguise of love. - It is the lesser blot, modesty finds, - Women to change their shapes than men their minds. - PROTEUS. Than men their minds! 'tis true. O heaven, were man - But constant, he were perfect! That one error - Fills him with faults; makes him run through all th' sins: - Inconstancy falls off ere it begins. - What is in Silvia's face but I may spy - More fresh in Julia's with a constant eye? - VALENTINE. Come, come, a hand from either. - Let me be blest to make this happy close; - 'Twere pity two such friends should be long foes. - PROTEUS. Bear witness, heaven, I have my wish for ever. - JULIA. And I mine. - - Enter OUTLAWS, with DUKE and THURIO - - OUTLAW. A prize, a prize, a prize! - VALENTINE. Forbear, forbear, I say; it is my lord the Duke. - Your Grace is welcome to a man disgrac'd, - Banished Valentine. - DUKE. Sir Valentine! - THURIO. Yonder is Silvia; and Silvia's mine. - VALENTINE. Thurio, give back, or else embrace thy death; - Come not within the measure of my wrath; - Do not name Silvia thine; if once again, - Verona shall not hold thee. Here she stands - Take but possession of her with a touch- - I dare thee but to breathe upon my love. - THURIO. Sir Valentine, I care not for her, I; - I hold him but a fool that will endanger - His body for a girl that loves him not. - I claim her not, and therefore she is thine. - DUKE. The more degenerate and base art thou - To make such means for her as thou hast done - And leave her on such slight conditions. - Now, by the honour of my ancestry, - I do applaud thy spirit, Valentine, - And think thee worthy of an empress' love. - Know then, I here forget all former griefs, - Cancel all grudge, repeal thee home again, - Plead a new state in thy unrivall'd merit, - To which I thus subscribe: Sir Valentine, - Thou art a gentleman, and well deriv'd; - Take thou thy Silvia, for thou hast deserv'd her. - VALENTINE. I thank your Grace; the gift hath made me happy. - I now beseech you, for your daughter's sake, - To grant one boon that I shall ask of you. - DUKE. I grant it for thine own, whate'er it be. - VALENTINE. These banish'd men, that I have kept withal, - Are men endu'd with worthy qualities; - Forgive them what they have committed here, - And let them be recall'd from their exile: - They are reformed, civil, full of good, - And fit for great employment, worthy lord. - DUKE. Thou hast prevail'd; I pardon them, and thee; - Dispose of them as thou know'st their deserts. - Come, let us go; we will include all jars - With triumphs, mirth, and rare solemnity. - VALENTINE. And, as we walk along, I dare be bold - With our discourse to make your Grace to smile. - What think you of this page, my lord? - DUKE. I think the boy hath grace in him; he blushes. - VALENTINE. I warrant you, my lord- more grace than boy. - DUKE. What mean you by that saying? - VALENTINE. Please you, I'll tell you as we pass along, - That you will wonder what hath fortuned. - Come, Proteus, 'tis your penance but to hear - The story of your loves discovered. - That done, our day of marriage shall be yours; - One feast, one house, one mutual happiness! Exeunt - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1611 - -THE WINTER'S TALE - -by William Shakespeare - - - -Dramatis Personae - - LEONTES, King of Sicilia - MAMILLIUS, his son, the young Prince of Sicilia - CAMILLO, lord of Sicilia - ANTIGONUS, " " " - CLEOMENES, " " " - DION, " " " - POLIXENES, King of Bohemia - FLORIZEL, his son, Prince of Bohemia - ARCHIDAMUS, a lord of Bohemia - OLD SHEPHERD, reputed father of Perdita - CLOWN, his son - AUTOLYCUS, a rogue - A MARINER - A GAOLER - TIME, as Chorus - - HERMIONE, Queen to Leontes - PERDITA, daughter to Leontes and Hermione - PAULINA, wife to Antigonus - EMILIA, a lady attending on the Queen - MOPSA, shepherdess - DORCAS, " - - Other Lords, Gentlemen, Ladies, Officers, Servants, Shepherds, - Shepherdesses - - SCENE: - Sicilia and Bohemia - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT I. SCENE I. -Sicilia. The palace of LEONTES - -Enter CAMILLO and ARCHIDAMUS - - ARCHIDAMUS. If you shall chance, Camillo, to visit Bohemia, on the - like occasion whereon my services are now on foot, you shall see, - as I have said, great difference betwixt our Bohemia and your - Sicilia. - CAMILLO. I think this coming summer the King of Sicilia means to - pay Bohemia the visitation which he justly owes him. - ARCHIDAMUS. Wherein our entertainment shall shame us we will be - justified in our loves; for indeed- - CAMILLO. Beseech you- - ARCHIDAMUS. Verily, I speak it in the freedom of my knowledge: we - cannot with such magnificence, in so rare- I know not what to - say. We will give you sleepy drinks, that your senses, - unintelligent of our insufficience, may, though they cannot - praise us, as little accuse us. - CAMILLO. You pay a great deal too dear for what's given freely. - ARCHIDAMUS. Believe me, I speak as my understanding instructs me - and as mine honesty puts it to utterance. - CAMILLO. Sicilia cannot show himself overkind to Bohemia. They were - train'd together in their childhoods; and there rooted betwixt - them then such an affection which cannot choose but branch now. - Since their more mature dignities and royal necessities made - separation of their society, their encounters, though not - personal, have been royally attorneyed with interchange of gifts, - letters, loving embassies; that they have seem'd to be together, - though absent; shook hands, as over a vast; and embrac'd as it - were from the ends of opposed winds. The heavens continue their - loves! - ARCHIDAMUS. I think there is not in the world either malice or - matter to alter it. You have an unspeakable comfort of your young - Prince Mamillius; it is a gentleman of the greatest promise that - ever came into my note. - CAMILLO. I very well agree with you in the hopes of him. It is a - gallant child; one that indeed physics the subject, makes old - hearts fresh; they that went on crutches ere he was born desire - yet their life to see him a man. - ARCHIDAMUS. Would they else be content to die? - CAMILLO. Yes; if there were no other excuse why they should desire - to live. - ARCHIDAMUS. If the King had no son, they would desire to live on - crutches till he had one. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Sicilia. The palace of LEONTES - -Enter LEONTES, POLIXENES, HERMIONE, MAMILLIUS, CAMILLO, and ATTENDANTS - - POLIXENES. Nine changes of the wat'ry star hath been - The shepherd's note since we have left our throne - Without a burden. Time as long again - Would be fill'd up, my brother, with our thanks; - And yet we should for perpetuity - Go hence in debt. And therefore, like a cipher, - Yet standing in rich place, I multiply - With one 'We thank you' many thousands moe - That go before it. - LEONTES. Stay your thanks a while, - And pay them when you part. - POLIXENES. Sir, that's to-morrow. - I am question'd by my fears of what may chance - Or breed upon our absence, that may blow - No sneaping winds at home, to make us say - 'This is put forth too truly.' Besides, I have stay'd - To tire your royalty. - LEONTES. We are tougher, brother, - Than you can put us to't. - POLIXENES. No longer stay. - LEONTES. One sev'night longer. - POLIXENES. Very sooth, to-morrow. - LEONTES. We'll part the time between's then; and in that - I'll no gainsaying. - POLIXENES. Press me not, beseech you, so. - There is no tongue that moves, none, none i' th' world, - So soon as yours could win me. So it should now, - Were there necessity in your request, although - 'Twere needful I denied it. My affairs - Do even drag me homeward; which to hinder - Were in your love a whip to me; my stay - To you a charge and trouble. To save both, - Farewell, our brother. - LEONTES. Tongue-tied, our Queen? Speak you. - HERMIONE. I had thought, sir, to have held my peace until - You had drawn oaths from him not to stay. You, sir, - Charge him too coldly. Tell him you are sure - All in Bohemia's well- this satisfaction - The by-gone day proclaim'd. Say this to him, - He's beat from his best ward. - LEONTES. Well said, Hermione. - HERMIONE. To tell he longs to see his son were strong; - But let him say so then, and let him go; - But let him swear so, and he shall not stay; - We'll thwack him hence with distaffs. - [To POLIXENES] Yet of your royal presence I'll - adventure the borrow of a week. When at Bohemia - You take my lord, I'll give him my commission - To let him there a month behind the gest - Prefix'd for's parting.- Yet, good deed, Leontes, - I love thee not a jar o' th' clock behind - What lady she her lord.- You'll stay? - POLIXENES. No, madam. - HERMIONE. Nay, but you will? - POLIXENES. I may not, verily. - HERMIONE. Verily! - You put me off with limber vows; but I, - Though you would seek t' unsphere the stars with oaths, - Should yet say 'Sir, no going.' Verily, - You shall not go; a lady's 'verily' is - As potent as a lord's. Will go yet? - Force me to keep you as a prisoner, - Not like a guest; so you shall pay your fees - When you depart, and save your thanks. How say you? - My prisoner or my guest? By your dread 'verily,' - One of them you shall be. - POLIXENES. Your guest, then, madam: - To be your prisoner should import offending; - Which is for me less easy to commit - Than you to punish. - HERMIONE. Not your gaoler then, - But your kind. hostess. Come, I'll question you - Of my lord's tricks and yours when you were boys. - You were pretty lordings then! - POLIXENES. We were, fair Queen, - Two lads that thought there was no more behind - But such a day to-morrow as to-day, - And to be boy eternal. - HERMIONE. Was not my lord - The verier wag o' th' two? - POLIXENES. We were as twinn'd lambs that did frisk i' th' sun - And bleat the one at th' other. What we chang'd - Was innocence for innocence; we knew not - The doctrine of ill-doing, nor dream'd - That any did. Had we pursu'd that life, - And our weak spirits ne'er been higher rear'd - With stronger blood, we should have answer'd heaven - Boldly 'Not guilty,' the imposition clear'd - Hereditary ours. - HERMIONE. By this we gather - You have tripp'd since. - POLIXENES. O my most sacred lady, - Temptations have since then been born to 's, for - In those unfledg'd days was my wife a girl; - Your precious self had then not cross'd the eyes - Of my young playfellow. - HERMIONE. Grace to boot! - Of this make no conclusion, lest you say - Your queen and I are devils. Yet, go on; - Th' offences we have made you do we'll answer, - If you first sinn'd with us, and that with us - You did continue fault, and that you slipp'd not - With any but with us. - LEONTES. Is he won yet? - HERMIONE. He'll stay, my lord. - LEONTES. At my request he would not. - Hermione, my dearest, thou never spok'st - To better purpose. - HERMIONE. Never? - LEONTES. Never but once. - HERMIONE. What! Have I twice said well? When was't before? - I prithee tell me; cram's with praise, and make's - As fat as tame things. One good deed dying tongueless - Slaughters a thousand waiting upon that. - Our praises are our wages; you may ride's - With one soft kiss a thousand furlongs ere - With spur we heat an acre. But to th' goal: - My last good deed was to entreat his stay; - What was my first? It has an elder sister, - Or I mistake you. O, would her name were Grace! - But once before I spoke to th' purpose- When? - Nay, let me have't; I long. - LEONTES. Why, that was when - Three crabbed months had sour'd themselves to death, - Ere I could make thee open thy white hand - And clap thyself my love; then didst thou utter - 'I am yours for ever.' - HERMIONE. 'Tis Grace indeed. - Why, lo you now, I have spoke to th' purpose twice: - The one for ever earn'd a royal husband; - Th' other for some while a friend. - [Giving her hand to POLIXENES] - LEONTES. [Aside] Too hot, too hot! - To mingle friendship far is mingling bloods. - I have tremor cordis on me; my heart dances, - But not for joy, not joy. This entertainment - May a free face put on; derive a liberty - From heartiness, from bounty, fertile bosom, - And well become the agent. 'T may, I grant; - But to be paddling palms and pinching fingers, - As now they are, and making practis'd smiles - As in a looking-glass; and then to sigh, as 'twere - The mort o' th' deer. O, that is entertainment - My bosom likes not, nor my brows! Mamillius, - Art thou my boy? - MAMILLIUS. Ay, my good lord. - LEONTES. I' fecks! - Why, that's my bawcock. What! hast smutch'd thy nose? - They say it is a copy out of mine. Come, Captain, - We must be neat- not neat, but cleanly, Captain. - And yet the steer, the heifer, and the calf, - Are all call'd neat.- Still virginalling - Upon his palm?- How now, you wanton calf, - Art thou my calf? - MAMILLIUS. Yes, if you will, my lord. - LEONTES. Thou want'st a rough pash and the shoots that I have, - To be full like me; yet they say we are - Almost as like as eggs. Women say so, - That will say anything. But were they false - As o'er-dy'd blacks, as wind, as waters- false - As dice are to be wish'd by one that fixes - No bourn 'twixt his and mine; yet were it true - To say this boy were like me. Come, sir page, - Look on me with your welkin eye. Sweet villain! - Most dear'st! my collop! Can thy dam?- may't be? - Affection! thy intention stabs the centre. - Thou dost make possible things not so held, - Communicat'st with dreams- how can this be?- - With what's unreal thou coactive art, - And fellow'st nothing. Then 'tis very credent - Thou mayst co-join with something; and thou dost- - And that beyond commission; and I find it, - And that to the infection of my brains - And hard'ning of my brows. - POLIXENES. What means Sicilia? - HERMIONE. He something seems unsettled. - POLIXENES. How, my lord! - What cheer? How is't with you, best brother? - HERMIONE. You look - As if you held a brow of much distraction. - Are you mov'd, my lord? - LEONTES. No, in good earnest. - How sometimes nature will betray its folly, - Its tenderness, and make itself a pastime - To harder bosoms! Looking on the lines - Of my boy's face, methoughts I did recoil - Twenty-three years; and saw myself unbreech'd, - In my green velvet coat; my dagger muzzl'd, - Lest it should bite its master and so prove, - As ornaments oft do, too dangerous. - How like, methought, I then was to this kernel, - This squash, this gentleman. Mine honest friend, - Will you take eggs for money? - MAMILLIUS. No, my lord, I'll fight. - LEONTES. You will? Why, happy man be's dole! My brother, - Are you so fond of your young prince as we - Do seem to be of ours? - POLIXENES. If at home, sir, - He's all my exercise, my mirth, my matter; - Now my sworn friend, and then mine enemy; - My parasite, my soldier, statesman, all. - He makes a July's day short as December, - And with his varying childness cures in me - Thoughts that would thick my blood. - LEONTES. So stands this squire - Offic'd with me. We two will walk, my lord, - And leave you to your graver steps. Hermione, - How thou lov'st us show in our brother's welcome; - Let what is dear in Sicily be cheap; - Next to thyself and my young rover, he's - Apparent to my heart. - HERMIONE. If you would seek us, - We are yours i' th' garden. Shall's attend you there? - LEONTES. To your own bents dispose you; you'll be found, - Be you beneath the sky. [Aside] I am angling now, - Though you perceive me not how I give line. - Go to, go to! - How she holds up the neb, the bill to him! - And arms her with the boldness of a wife - To her allowing husband! - - Exeunt POLIXENES, HERMIONE, and ATTENDANTS - - Gone already! - Inch-thick, knee-deep, o'er head and ears a fork'd one! - Go, play, boy, play; thy mother plays, and I - Play too; but so disgrac'd a part, whose issue - Will hiss me to my grave. Contempt and clamour - Will be my knell. Go, play, boy, play. There have been, - Or I am much deceiv'd, cuckolds ere now; - And many a man there is, even at this present, - Now while I speak this, holds his wife by th' arm - That little thinks she has been sluic'd in's absence, - And his pond fish'd by his next neighbour, by - Sir Smile, his neighbour. Nay, there's comfort in't, - Whiles other men have gates and those gates open'd, - As mine, against their will. Should all despair - That hath revolted wives, the tenth of mankind - Would hang themselves. Physic for't there's none; - It is a bawdy planet, that will strike - Where 'tis predominant; and 'tis pow'rfull, think it, - From east, west, north, and south. Be it concluded, - No barricado for a belly. Know't, - It will let in and out the enemy - With bag and baggage. Many thousand on's - Have the disease, and feel't not. How now, boy! - MAMILLIUS. I am like you, they say. - LEONTES. Why, that's some comfort. - What! Camillo there? - CAMILLO. Ay, my good lord. - LEONTES. Go play, Mamillius; thou'rt an honest man. - Exit MAMILLIUS - Camillo, this great sir will yet stay longer. - CAMILLO. You had much ado to make his anchor hold; - When you cast out, it still came home. - LEONTES. Didst note it? - CAMILLO. He would not stay at your petitions; made - His business more material. - LEONTES. Didst perceive it? - [Aside] They're here with me already; whisp'ring, rounding, - 'Sicilia is a so-forth.' 'Tis far gone - When I shall gust it last.- How came't, Camillo, - That he did stay? - CAMILLO. At the good Queen's entreaty. - LEONTES. 'At the Queen's' be't. 'Good' should be pertinent; - But so it is, it is not. Was this taken - By any understanding pate but thine? - For thy conceit is soaking, will draw in - More than the common blocks. Not noted, is't, - But of the finer natures, by some severals - Of head-piece extraordinary? Lower messes - Perchance are to this business purblind? Say. - CAMILLO. Business, my lord? I think most understand - Bohemia stays here longer. - LEONTES. Ha? - CAMILLO. Stays here longer. - LEONTES. Ay, but why? - CAMILLO. To satisfy your Highness, and the entreaties - Of our most gracious mistress. - LEONTES. Satisfy - Th' entreaties of your mistress! Satisfy! - Let that suffice. I have trusted thee, Camillo, - With all the nearest things to my heart, as well - My chamber-councils, wherein, priest-like, thou - Hast cleans'd my bosom- I from thee departed - Thy penitent reform'd; but we have been - Deceiv'd in thy integrity, deceiv'd - In that which seems so. - CAMILLO. Be it forbid, my lord! - LEONTES. To bide upon't: thou art not honest; or, - If thou inclin'st that way, thou art a coward, - Which hoxes honesty behind, restraining - From course requir'd; or else thou must be counted - A servant grafted in my serious trust, - And therein negligent; or else a fool - That seest a game play'd home, the rich stake drawn, - And tak'st it all for jest. - CAMILLO. My gracious lord, - I may be negligent, foolish, and fearful: - In every one of these no man is free - But that his negligence, his folly, fear, - Among the infinite doings of the world, - Sometime puts forth. In your affairs, my lord, - If ever I were wilfull-negligent, - It was my folly; if industriously - I play'd the fool, it was my negligence, - Not weighing well the end; if ever fearful - To do a thing where I the issue doubted, - Whereof the execution did cry out - Against the non-performance, 'twas a fear - Which oft infects the wisest. These, my lord, - Are such allow'd infirmities that honesty - Is never free of. But, beseech your Grace, - Be plainer with me; let me know my trespass - By its own visage; if I then deny it, - 'Tis none of mine. - LEONTES. Ha' not you seen, Camillo- - But that's past doubt; you have, or your eye-glass - Is thicker than a cuckold's horn- or heard- - For to a vision so apparent rumour - Cannot be mute- or thought- for cogitation - Resides not in that man that does not think- - My wife is slippery? If thou wilt confess- - Or else be impudently negative, - To have nor eyes nor ears nor thought- then say - My wife's a hobby-horse, deserves a name - As rank as any flax-wench that puts to - Before her troth-plight. Say't and justify't. - CAMILLO. I would not be a stander-by to hear - My sovereign mistress clouded so, without - My present vengeance taken. Shrew my heart! - You never spoke what did become you less - Than this; which to reiterate were sin - As deep as that, though true. - LEONTES. Is whispering nothing? - Is leaning cheek to cheek? Is meeting noses? - Kissing with inside lip? Stopping the career - Of laughter with a sigh?- a note infallible - Of breaking honesty. Horsing foot on foot? - Skulking in corners? Wishing clocks more swift; - Hours, minutes; noon, midnight? And all eyes - Blind with the pin and web but theirs, theirs only, - That would unseen be wicked- is this nothing? - Why, then the world and all that's in't is nothing; - The covering sky is nothing; Bohemia nothing; - My is nothing; nor nothing have these nothings, - If this be nothing. - CAMILLO. Good my lord, be cur'd - Of this diseas'd opinion, and betimes; - For 'tis most dangerous. - LEONTES. Say it be, 'tis true. - CAMILLO. No, no, my lord. - LEONTES. It is; you lie, you lie. - I say thou liest, Camillo, and I hate thee; - Pronounce thee a gross lout, a mindless slave, - Or else a hovering temporizer that - Canst with thine eyes at once see good and evil, - Inclining to them both. Were my wife's liver - Infected as her life, she would not live - The running of one glass. - CAMILLO. Who does her? - LEONTES. Why, he that wears her like her medal, hanging - About his neck, Bohemia; who- if I - Had servants true about me that bare eyes - To see alike mine honour as their profits, - Their own particular thrifts, they would do that - Which should undo more doing. Ay, and thou, - His cupbearer- whom I from meaner form - Have bench'd and rear'd to worship; who mayst see, - Plainly as heaven sees earth and earth sees heaven, - How I am gall'd- mightst bespice a cup - To give mine enemy a lasting wink; - Which draught to me were cordial. - CAMILLO. Sir, my lord, - I could do this; and that with no rash potion, - But with a ling'ring dram that should not work - Maliciously like poison. But I cannot - Believe this crack to be in my dread mistress, - So sovereignly being honourable. - I have lov'd thee- - LEONTES. Make that thy question, and go rot! - Dost think I am so muddy, so unsettled, - To appoint myself in this vexation; sully - The purity and whiteness of my sheets- - Which to preserve is sleep, which being spotted - Is goads, thorns, nettles, tails of wasps; - Give scandal to the blood o' th' Prince, my son- - Who I do think is mine, and love as mine- - Without ripe moving to 't? Would I do this? - Could man so blench? - CAMILLO. I must believe you, sir. - I do; and will fetch off Bohemia for't; - Provided that, when he's remov'd, your Highness - Will take again your queen as yours at first, - Even for your son's sake; and thereby for sealing - The injury of tongues in courts and kingdoms - Known and allied to yours. - LEONTES. Thou dost advise me - Even so as I mine own course have set down. - I'll give no blemish to her honour, none. - CAMILLO. My lord, - Go then; and with a countenance as clear - As friendship wears at feasts, keep with Bohemia - And with your queen. I am his cupbearer; - If from me he have wholesome beverage, - Account me not your servant. - LEONTES. This is all: - Do't, and thou hast the one half of my heart; - Do't not, thou split'st thine own. - CAMILLO. I'll do't, my lord. - LEONTES. I will seem friendly, as thou hast advis'd me. Exit - CAMILLO. O miserable lady! But, for me, - What case stand I in? I must be the poisoner - Of good Polixenes; and my ground to do't - Is the obedience to a master; one - Who, in rebellion with himself, will have - All that are his so too. To do this deed, - Promotion follows. If I could find example - Of thousands that had struck anointed kings - And flourish'd after, I'd not do't; but since - Nor brass, nor stone, nor parchment, bears not one, - Let villainy itself forswear't. I must - Forsake the court. To do't, or no, is certain - To me a break-neck. Happy star reign now! - Here comes Bohemia. - - Enter POLIXENES - - POLIXENES. This is strange. Methinks - My favour here begins to warp. Not speak? - Good day, Camillo. - CAMILLO. Hail, most royal sir! - POLIXENES. What is the news i' th' court? - CAMILLO. None rare, my lord. - POLIXENES. The King hath on him such a countenance - As he had lost some province, and a region - Lov'd as he loves himself; even now I met him - With customary compliment, when he, - Wafting his eyes to th' contrary and falling - A lip of much contempt, speeds from me; - So leaves me to consider what is breeding - That changes thus his manners. - CAMILLO. I dare not know, my lord. - POLIXENES. How, dare not! Do not. Do you know, and dare not - Be intelligent to me? 'Tis thereabouts; - For, to yourself, what you do know, you must, - And cannot say you dare not. Good Camillo, - Your chang'd complexions are to me a mirror - Which shows me mine chang'd too; for I must be - A party in this alteration, finding - Myself thus alter'd with't. - CAMILLO. There is a sickness - Which puts some of us in distemper; but - I cannot name the disease; and it is caught - Of you that yet are well. - POLIXENES. How! caught of me? - Make me not sighted like the basilisk; - I have look'd on thousands who have sped the better - By my regard, but kill'd none so. Camillo- - As you are certainly a gentleman; thereto - Clerk-like experienc'd, which no less adorns - Our gentry than our parents' noble names, - In whose success we are gentle- I beseech you, - If you know aught which does behove my knowledge - Thereof to be inform'd, imprison't not - In ignorant concealment. - CAMILLO. I may not answer. - POLIXENES. A sickness caught of me, and yet I well? - I must be answer'd. Dost thou hear, Camillo? - I conjure thee, by all the parts of man - Which honour does acknowledge, whereof the least - Is not this suit of mine, that thou declare - What incidency thou dost guess of harm - Is creeping toward me; how far off, how near; - Which way to be prevented, if to be; - If not, how best to bear it. - CAMILLO. Sir, I will tell you; - Since I am charg'd in honour, and by him - That I think honourable. Therefore mark my counsel, - Which must be ev'n as swiftly followed as - I mean to utter it, or both yourself and me - Cry lost, and so goodnight. - POLIXENES. On, good Camillo. - CAMILLO. I am appointed him to murder you. - POLIXENES. By whom, Camillo? - CAMILLO. By the King. - POLIXENES. For what? - CAMILLO. He thinks, nay, with all confidence he swears, - As he had seen 't or been an instrument - To vice you to't, that you have touch'd his queen - Forbiddenly. - POLIXENES. O, then my best blood turn - To an infected jelly, and my name - Be yok'd with his that did betray the Best! - Turn then my freshest reputation to - A savour that may strike the dullest nostril - Where I arrive, and my approach be shunn'd, - Nay, hated too, worse than the great'st infection - That e'er was heard or read! - CAMILLO. Swear his thought over - By each particular star in heaven and - By all their influences, you may as well - Forbid the sea for to obey the moon - As or by oath remove or counsel shake - The fabric of his folly, whose foundation - Is pil'd upon his faith and will continue - The standing of his body. - POLIXENES. How should this grow? - CAMILLO. I know not; but I am sure 'tis safer to - Avoid what's grown than question how 'tis born. - If therefore you dare trust my honesty, - That lies enclosed in this trunk which you - Shall bear along impawn'd, away to-night. - Your followers I will whisper to the business; - And will, by twos and threes, at several posterns, - Clear them o' th' city. For myself, I'll put - My fortunes to your service, which are here - By this discovery lost. Be not uncertain, - For, by the honour of my parents, I - Have utt'red truth; which if you seek to prove, - I dare not stand by; nor shall you be safer - Than one condemn'd by the King's own mouth, thereon - His execution sworn. - POLIXENES. I do believe thee: - I saw his heart in's face. Give me thy hand; - Be pilot to me, and thy places shall - Still neighbour mine. My ships are ready, and - My people did expect my hence departure - Two days ago. This jealousy - Is for a precious creature; as she's rare, - Must it be great; and, as his person's mighty, - Must it be violent; and as he does conceive - He is dishonour'd by a man which ever - Profess'd to him, why, his revenges must - In that be made more bitter. Fear o'ershades me. - Good expedition be my friend, and comfort - The gracious Queen, part of this theme, but nothing - Of his ill-ta'en suspicion! Come, Camillo; - I will respect thee as a father, if - Thou bear'st my life off hence. Let us avoid. - CAMILLO. It is in mine authority to command - The keys of all the posterns. Please your Highness - To take the urgent hour. Come, sir, away. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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I learn'd it out of women's faces. Pray now, - What colour are your eyebrows? - FIRST LADY. Blue, my lord. - MAMILLIUS. Nay, that's a mock. I have seen a lady's nose - That has been blue, but not her eyebrows. - FIRST LADY. Hark ye: - The Queen your mother rounds apace. We shall - Present our services to a fine new prince - One of these days; and then you'd wanton with us, - If we would have you. - SECOND LADY. She is spread of late - Into a goodly bulk. Good time encounter her! - HERMIONE. What wisdom stirs amongst you? Come, sir, now - I am for you again. Pray you sit by us, - And tell's a tale. - MAMILLIUS. Merry or sad shall't be? - HERMIONE. As merry as you will. - MAMILLIUS. A sad tale's best for winter. I have one - Of sprites and goblins. - HERMIONE. Let's have that, good sir. - Come on, sit down; come on, and do your best - To fright me with your sprites; you're pow'rfull at it. - MAMILLIUS. There was a man- - HERMIONE. Nay, come, sit down; then on. - MAMILLIUS. Dwelt by a churchyard- I will tell it softly; - Yond crickets shall not hear it. - HERMIONE. Come on then, - And give't me in mine ear. - - Enter LEONTES, ANTIGONUS, LORDS, and OTHERS - - LEONTES. he met there? his train? Camillo with him? - FIRST LORD. Behind the tuft of pines I met them; never - Saw I men scour so on their way. I ey'd them - Even to their ships. - LEONTES. How blest am I - In my just censure, in my true opinion! - Alack, for lesser knowledge! How accurs'd - In being so blest! There may be in the cup - A spider steep'd, and one may drink, depart, - And yet partake no venom, for his knowledge - Is not infected; but if one present - Th' abhorr'd ingredient to his eye, make known - How he hath drunk, he cracks his gorge, his sides, - With violent hefts. I have drunk, and seen the spider. - Camillo was his help in this, his pander. - There is a plot against my life, my crown; - All's true that is mistrusted. That false villain - Whom I employ'd was pre-employ'd by him; - He has discover'd my design, and I - Remain a pinch'd thing; yea, a very trick - For them to play at will. How came the posterns - So easily open? - FIRST LORD. By his great authority; - Which often hath no less prevail'd than so - On your command. - LEONTES. I know't too well. - Give me the boy. I am glad you did not nurse him; - Though he does bear some signs of me, yet you - Have too much blood in him. - HERMIONE. What is this? Sport? - LEONTES. Bear the boy hence; he shall not come about her; - Away with him; and let her sport herself - [MAMILLIUS is led out] - With that she's big with- for 'tis Polixenes - Has made thee swell thus. - HERMIONE. But I'd say he had not, - And I'll be sworn you would believe my saying, - Howe'er you lean to th' nayward. - LEONTES. You, my lords, - Look on her, mark her well; be but about - To say 'She is a goodly lady' and - The justice of your hearts will thereto ad - 'Tis pity she's not honest- honourable.' - Praise her but for this her without-door form, - Which on my faith deserves high speech, and straight - The shrug, the hum or ha, these petty brands - That calumny doth use- O, I am out!- - That mercy does, for calumny will sear - Virtue itself- these shrugs, these hum's and ha's, - When you have said she's goodly, come between, - Ere you can say she's honest. But be't known, - From him that has most cause to grieve it should be, - She's an adultress. - HERMIONE. Should a villain say so, - The most replenish'd villain in the world, - He were as much more villain: you, my lord, - Do but mistake. - LEONTES. You have mistook, my lady, - Polixenes for Leontes. O thou thing! - Which I'll not call a creature of thy place, - Lest barbarism, making me the precedent, - Should a like language use to all degrees - And mannerly distinguishment leave out - Betwixt the prince and beggar. I have said - She's an adultress; I have said with whom. - More, she's a traitor; and Camillo is - A federary with her, and one that knows - What she should shame to know herself - But with her most vile principal- that she's - A bed-swerver, even as bad as those - That vulgars give bold'st titles; ay, and privy - To this their late escape. - HERMIONE. No, by my life, - Privy to none of this. How will this grieve you, - When you shall come to clearer knowledge, that - You thus have publish'd me! Gentle my lord, - You scarce can right me throughly then to say - You did mistake. - LEONTES. No; if I mistake - In those foundations which I build upon, - The centre is not big enough to bear - A school-boy's top. Away with her to prison. - He who shall speak for her is afar off guilty - But that he speaks. - HERMIONE. There's some ill planet reigns. - I must be patient till the heavens look - With an aspect more favourable. Good my lords, - I am not prone to weeping, as our sex - Commonly are- the want of which vain dew - Perchance shall dry your pities- but I have - That honourable grief lodg'd here which burns - Worse than tears drown. Beseech you all, my lords, - With thoughts so qualified as your charities - Shall best instruct you, measure me; and so - The King's will be perform'd! - LEONTES. [To the GUARD] Shall I be heard? - HERMIONE. Who is't that goes with me? Beseech your highness - My women may be with me, for you see - My plight requires it. Do not weep, good fools; - There is no cause; when you shall know your mistress - Has deserv'd prison, then abound in tears - As I come out: this action I now go on - Is for my better grace. Adieu, my lord. - I never wish'd to see you sorry; now - I trust I shall. My women, come; you have leave. - LEONTES. Go, do our bidding; hence! - Exeunt HERMIONE, guarded, and LADIES - FIRST LORD. Beseech your Highness, call the Queen again. - ANTIGONUS. Be certain what you do, sir, lest your justice - Prove violence, in the which three great ones suffer, - Yourself, your queen, your son. - FIRST LORD. For her, my lord, - I dare my life lay down- and will do't, sir, - Please you t' accept it- that the Queen is spotless - I' th' eyes of heaven and to you- I mean - In this which you accuse her. - ANTIGONUS. If it prove - She's otherwise, I'll keep my stables where - I lodge my wife; I'll go in couples with her; - Than when I feel and see her no farther trust her; - For every inch of woman in the world, - Ay, every dram of woman's flesh is false, - If she be. - LEONTES. Hold your peaces. - FIRST LORD. Good my lord- - ANTIGONUS. It is for you we speak, not for ourselves. - You are abus'd, and by some putter-on - That will be damn'd for't. Would I knew the villain! - I would land-damn him. Be she honour-flaw'd- - I have three daughters: the eldest is eleven; - The second and the third, nine and some five; - If this prove true, they'll pay for 't. By mine honour, - I'll geld 'em all; fourteen they shall not see - To bring false generations. They are co-heirs; - And I had rather glib myself than they - Should not produce fair issue. - LEONTES. Cease; no more. - You smell this business with a sense as cold - As is a dead man's nose; but I do see't and feel't - As you feel doing thus; and see withal - The instruments that feel. - ANTIGONUS. If it be so, - We need no grave to bury honesty; - There's not a grain of it the face to sweeten - Of the whole dungy earth. - LEONTES. What! Lack I credit? - FIRST LORD. I had rather you did lack than I, my lord, - Upon this ground; and more it would content me - To have her honour true than your suspicion, - Be blam'd for't how you might. - LEONTES. Why, what need we - Commune with you of this, but rather follow - Our forceful instigation? Our prerogative - Calls not your counsels; but our natural goodness - Imparts this; which, if you- or stupified - Or seeming so in skill- cannot or will not - Relish a truth like us, inform yourselves - We need no more of your advice. The matter, - The loss, the gain, the ord'ring on't, is all - Properly ours. - ANTIGONUS. And I wish, my liege, - You had only in your silent judgment tried it, - Without more overture. - LEONTES. How could that be? - Either thou art most ignorant by age, - Or thou wert born a fool. Camillo's flight, - Added to their familiarity- - Which was as gross as ever touch'd conjecture, - That lack'd sight only, nought for approbation - But only seeing, all other circumstances - Made up to th' deed- doth push on this proceeding. - Yet, for a greater confirmation- - For, in an act of this importance, 'twere - Most piteous to be wild- I have dispatch'd in post - To sacred Delphos, to Apollo's temple, - Cleomenes and Dion, whom you know - Of stuff'd sufficiency. Now, from the oracle - They will bring all, whose spiritual counsel had, - Shall stop or spur me. Have I done well? - FIRST LORD. Well done, my lord. - LEONTES. Though I am satisfied, and need no more - Than what I know, yet shall the oracle - Give rest to th' minds of others such as he - Whose ignorant credulity will not - Come up to th' truth. So have we thought it good - From our free person she should be confin'd, - Lest that the treachery of the two fled hence - Be left her to perform. Come, follow us; - We are to speak in public; for this business - Will raise us all. - ANTIGONUS. [Aside] To laughter, as I take it, - If the good truth were known. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Sicilia. A prison - -Enter PAULINA, a GENTLEMAN, and ATTENDANTS - - PAULINA. The keeper of the prison- call to him; - Let him have knowledge who I am. Exit GENTLEMAN - Good lady! - No court in Europe is too good for thee; - What dost thou then in prison? - - Re-enter GENTLEMAN with the GAOLER - - Now, good sir, - You know me, do you not? - GAOLER. For a worthy lady, - And one who much I honour. - PAULINA. Pray you, then, - Conduct me to the Queen. - GAOLER. I may not, madam; - To the contrary I have express commandment. - PAULINA. Here's ado, to lock up honesty and honour from - Th' access of gentle visitors! Is't lawful, pray you, - To see her women- any of them? Emilia? - GAOLER. So please you, madam, - To put apart these your attendants, - Shall bring Emilia forth. - PAULINA. I pray now, call her. - Withdraw yourselves. Exeunt ATTENDANTS - GAOLER. And, madam, - I must be present at your conference. - PAULINA. Well, be't so, prithee. Exit GAOLER - Here's such ado to make no stain a stain - As passes colouring. - - Re-enter GAOLER, with EMILIA - - Dear gentlewoman, - How fares our gracious lady? - EMILIA. As well as one so great and so forlorn - May hold together. On her frights and griefs, - Which never tender lady hath borne greater, - She is, something before her time, deliver'd. - PAULINA. A boy? - EMILIA. A daughter, and a goodly babe, - Lusty, and like to live. The Queen receives - Much comfort in't; says 'My poor prisoner, - I am as innocent as you.' - PAULINA. I dare be sworn. - These dangerous unsafe lunes i' th' King, beshrew them! - He must be told on't, and he shall. The office - Becomes a woman best; I'll take't upon me; - If I prove honey-mouth'd, let my tongue blister, - And never to my red-look'd anger be - The trumpet any more. Pray you, Emilia, - Commend my best obedience to the Queen; - If she dares trust me with her little babe, - I'll show't the King, and undertake to be - Her advocate to th' loud'st. We do not know - How he may soften at the sight o' th' child: - The silence often of pure innocence - Persuades when speaking fails. - EMILIA. Most worthy madam, - Your honour and your goodness is so evident - That your free undertaking cannot miss - A thriving issue; there is no lady living - So meet for this great errand. Please your ladyship - To visit the next room, I'll presently - Acquaint the Queen of your most noble offer - Who but to-day hammer'd of this design, - But durst not tempt a minister of honour, - Lest she should be denied. - PAULINA. Tell her, Emilia, - I'll use that tongue I have; if wit flow from't - As boldness from my bosom, let't not be doubted - I shall do good. - EMILIA. Now be you blest for it! - I'll to the Queen. Please you come something nearer. - GAOLER. Madam, if't please the Queen to send the babe, - I know not what I shall incur to pass it, - Having no warrant. - PAULINA. You need not fear it, sir. - This child was prisoner to the womb, and is - By law and process of great Nature thence - Freed and enfranchis'd- not a party to - The anger of the King, nor guilty of, - If any be, the trespass of the Queen. - GAOLER. I do believe it. - PAULINA. Do not you fear. Upon mine honour, I - Will stand betwixt you and danger. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Sicilia. The palace of LEONTES - -Enter LEONTES, ANTIGONUS, LORDS, and SERVANTS - - LEONTES. Nor night nor day no rest! It is but weakness - To bear the matter thus- mere weakness. If - The cause were not in being- part o' th' cause, - She, th' adultress; for the harlot king - Is quite beyond mine arm, out of the blank - And level of my brain, plot-proof; but she - I can hook to me- say that she were gone, - Given to the fire, a moiety of my rest - Might come to me again. Who's there? - FIRST SERVANT. My lord? - LEONTES. How does the boy? - FIRST SERVANT. He took good rest to-night; - 'Tis hop'd his sickness is discharg'd. - LEONTES. To see his nobleness! - Conceiving the dishonour of his mother, - He straight declin'd, droop'd, took it deeply, - Fasten'd and fix'd the shame on't in himself, - Threw off his spirit, his appetite, his sleep, - And downright languish'd. Leave me solely. Go, - See how he fares. [Exit SERVANT] Fie, fie! no thought of him! - The very thought of my revenges that way - Recoil upon me- in himself too mighty, - And in his parties, his alliance. Let him be, - Until a time may serve; for present vengeance, - Take it on her. Camillo and Polixenes - Laugh at me, make their pastime at my sorrow. - They should not laugh if I could reach them; nor - Shall she, within my pow'r. - - Enter PAULINA, with a CHILD - - FIRST LORD. You must not enter. - PAULINA. Nay, rather, good my lords, be second to me. - Fear you his tyrannous passion more, alas, - Than the Queen's life? A gracious innocent soul, - More free than he is jealous. - ANTIGONUS. That's enough. - SECOND SERVANT. Madam, he hath not slept to-night; commanded - None should come at him. - PAULINA. Not so hot, good sir; - I come to bring him sleep. 'Tis such as you, - That creep like shadows by him, and do sigh - At each his needless heavings- such as you - Nourish the cause of his awaking: I - Do come with words as medicinal as true, - Honest as either, to purge him of that humour - That presses him from sleep. - LEONTES. What noise there, ho? - PAULINA. No noise, my lord; but needful conference - About some gossips for your Highness. - LEONTES. How! - Away with that audacious lady! Antigonus, - I charg'd thee that she should not come about me; - I knew she would. - ANTIGONUS. I told her so, my lord, - On your displeasure's peril, and on mine, - She should not visit you. - LEONTES. What, canst not rule her? - PAULINA. From all dishonesty he can: in this, - Unless he take the course that you have done- - Commit me for committing honour- trust it, - He shall not rule me. - ANTIGONUS. La you now, you hear! - When she will take the rein, I let her run; - But she'll not stumble. - PAULINA. Good my liege, I come- - And I beseech you hear me, who professes - Myself your loyal servant, your physician, - Your most obedient counsellor; yet that dares - Less appear so, in comforting your evils, - Than such as most seem yours- I say I come - From your good Queen. - LEONTES. Good Queen! - PAULINA. Good Queen, my lord, good Queen- I say good Queen; - And would by combat make her good, so were I - A man, the worst about you. - LEONTES. Force her hence. - PAULINA. Let him that makes but trifles of his eyes - First hand me. On mine own accord I'll off; - But first I'll do my errand. The good Queen, - For she is good, hath brought you forth a daughter; - Here 'tis; commends it to your blessing. - [Laying down the child] - LEONTES. Out! - A mankind witch! Hence with her, out o' door! - A most intelligencing bawd! - PAULINA. Not so. - I am as ignorant in that as you - In so entitling me; and no less honest - Than you are mad; which is enough, I'll warrant, - As this world goes, to pass for honest. - LEONTES. Traitors! - Will you not push her out? Give her the bastard. - [To ANTIGONUS] Thou dotard, thou art woman-tir'd, unroosted - By thy Dame Partlet here. Take up the bastard; - Take't up, I say; give't to thy crone. - PAULINA. For ever - Unvenerable be thy hands, if thou - Tak'st up the Princess by that forced baseness - Which he has put upon't! - LEONTES. He dreads his wife. - PAULINA. So I would you did; then 'twere past all doubt - You'd call your children yours. - LEONTES. A nest of traitors! - ANTIGONUS. I am none, by this good light. - PAULINA. Nor I; nor any - But one that's here; and that's himself; for he - The sacred honour of himself, his Queen's, - His hopeful son's, his babe's, betrays to slander, - Whose sting is sharper than the sword's; and will not- - For, as the case now stands, it is a curse - He cannot be compell'd to 't- once remove - The root of his opinion, which is rotten - As ever oak or stone was sound. - LEONTES. A callat - Of boundless tongue, who late hath beat her husband, - And now baits me! This brat is none of mine; - It is the issue of Polixenes. - Hence with it, and together with the dam - Commit them to the fire. - PAULINA. It is yours. - And, might we lay th' old proverb to your charge, - So like you 'tis the worse. Behold, my lords, - Although the print be little, the whole matter - And copy of the father- eye, nose, lip, - The trick of's frown, his forehead; nay, the valley, - The pretty dimples of his chin and cheek; his smiles; - The very mould and frame of hand, nail, finger. - And thou, good goddess Nature, which hast made it - So like to him that got it, if thou hast - The ordering of the mind too, 'mongst all colours - No yellow in't, lest she suspect, as he does, - Her children not her husband's! - LEONTES. A gross hag! - And, lozel, thou art worthy to be hang'd - That wilt not stay her tongue. - ANTIGONUS. Hang all the husbands - That cannot do that feat, you'll leave yourself - Hardly one subject. - LEONTES. Once more, take her hence. - PAULINA. A most unworthy and unnatural lord - Can do no more. - LEONTES. I'll ha' thee burnt. - PAULINA. I care not. - It is an heretic that makes the fire, - Not she which burns in't. I'll not call you tyrant - But this most cruel usage of your Queen- - Not able to produce more accusation - Than your own weak-hing'd fancy- something savours - Of tyranny, and will ignoble make you, - Yea, scandalous to the world. - LEONTES. On your allegiance, - Out of the chamber with her! Were I a tyrant, - Where were her life? She durst not call me so, - If she did know me one. Away with her! - PAULINA. I pray you, do not push me; I'll be gone. - Look to your babe, my lord; 'tis yours. Jove send her - A better guiding spirit! What needs these hands? - You that are thus so tender o'er his follies - Will never do him good, not one of you. - So, so. Farewell; we are gone. Exit - LEONTES. Thou, traitor, hast set on thy wife to this. - My child! Away with't. Even thou, that hast - A heart so tender o'er it, take it hence, - And see it instantly consum'd with fire; - Even thou, and none but thou. Take it up straight. - Within this hour bring me word 'tis done, - And by good testimony, or I'll seize thy life, - With that thou else call'st thine. If thou refuse, - And wilt encounter with my wrath, say so; - The bastard brains with these my proper hands - Shall I dash out. Go, take it to the fire; - For thou set'st on thy wife. - ANTIGONUS. I did not, sir. - These lords, my noble fellows, if they please, - Can clear me in't. - LORDS. We can. My royal liege, - He is not guilty of her coming hither. - LEONTES. You're liars all. - FIRST LORD. Beseech your Highness, give us better credit. - We have always truly serv'd you; and beseech - So to esteem of us; and on our knees we beg, - As recompense of our dear services - Past and to come, that you do change this purpose, - Which being so horrible, so bloody, must - Lead on to some foul issue. We all kneel. - LEONTES. I am a feather for each wind that blows. - Shall I live on to see this bastard kneel - And call me father? Better burn it now - Than curse it then. But be it; let it live. - It shall not neither. [To ANTIGONUS] You, Sir, come you hither. - You that have been so tenderly officious - With Lady Margery, your midwife there, - To save this bastard's life- for 'tis a bastard, - So sure as this beard's grey- what will you adventure - To save this brat's life? - ANTIGONUS. Anything, my lord, - That my ability may undergo, - And nobleness impose. At least, thus much: - I'll pawn the little blood which I have left - To save the innocent- anything possible. - LEONTES. It shall be possible. Swear by this sword - Thou wilt perform my bidding. - ANTIGONUS. I will, my lord. - LEONTES. Mark, and perform it- seest thou? For the fail - Of any point in't shall not only be - Death to thyself, but to thy lewd-tongu'd wife, - Whom for this time we pardon. We enjoin thee, - As thou art liegeman to us, that thou carry - This female bastard hence; and that thou bear it - To some remote and desert place, quite out - Of our dominions; and that there thou leave it, - Without more mercy, to it own protection - And favour of the climate. As by strange fortune - It came to us, I do in justice charge thee, - On thy soul's peril and thy body's torture, - That thou commend it strangely to some place - Where chance may nurse or end it. Take it up. - ANTIGONUS. I swear to do this, though a present death - Had been more merciful. Come on, poor babe. - Some powerful spirit instruct the kites and ravens - To be thy nurses! Wolves and bears, they say, - Casting their savageness aside, have done - Like offices of pity. Sir, be prosperous - In more than this deed does require! And blessing - Against this cruelty fight on thy side, - Poor thing, condemn'd to loss! Exit with the child - LEONTES. No, I'll not rear - Another's issue. - - Enter a SERVANT - - SERVANT. Please your Highness, posts - From those you sent to th' oracle are come - An hour since. Cleomenes and Dion, - Being well arriv'd from Delphos, are both landed, - Hasting to th' court. - FIRST LORD. So please you, sir, their speed - Hath been beyond account. - LEONTES. Twenty-three days - They have been absent; 'tis good speed; foretells - The great Apollo suddenly will have - The truth of this appear. Prepare you, lords; - Summon a session, that we may arraign - Our most disloyal lady; for, as she hath - Been publicly accus'd, so shall she have - A just and open trial. While she lives, - My heart will be a burden to me. Leave me; - And think upon my bidding. Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT III. SCENE I. -Sicilia. On the road to the Capital - -Enter CLEOMENES and DION - - CLEOMENES. The climate's delicate, the air most sweet, - Fertile the isle, the temple much surpassing - The common praise it bears. - DION. I shall report, - For most it caught me, the celestial habits- - Methinks I so should term them- and the reverence - Of the grave wearers. O, the sacrifice! - How ceremonious, solemn, and unearthly, - It was i' th' off'ring! - CLEOMENES. But of all, the burst - And the ear-deaf'ning voice o' th' oracle, - Kin to Jove's thunder, so surpris'd my sense - That I was nothing. - DION. If th' event o' th' journey - Prove as successful to the Queen- O, be't so!- - As it hath been to us rare, pleasant, speedy, - The time is worth the use on't. - CLEOMENES. Great Apollo - Turn all to th' best! These proclamations, - So forcing faults upon Hermione, - I little like. - DION. The violent carriage of it - Will clear or end the business. When the oracle- - Thus by Apollo's great divine seal'd up- - Shall the contents discover, something rare - Even then will rush to knowledge. Go; fresh horses. - And gracious be the issue! Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Sicilia. A court of justice - -Enter LEONTES, LORDS, and OFFICERS - - LEONTES. This sessions, to our great grief we pronounce, - Even pushes 'gainst our heart- the party tried, - The daughter of a king, our wife, and one - Of us too much belov'd. Let us be clear'd - Of being tyrannous, since we so openly - Proceed in justice, which shall have due course, - Even to the guilt or the purgation. - Produce the prisoner. - OFFICER. It is his Highness' pleasure that the Queen - Appear in person here in court. - - Enter HERMIONE, as to her trial, PAULINA, and LADIES - - Silence! - LEONTES. Read the indictment. - OFFICER. [Reads] 'Hermione, Queen to the worthy Leontes, King of - Sicilia, thou art here accused and arraigned of high treason, in - committing adultery with Polixenes, King of Bohemia; and - conspiring with Camillo to take away the life of our sovereign - lord the King, thy royal husband: the pretence whereof being by - circumstances partly laid open, thou, Hermione, contrary to the - faith and allegiance of true subject, didst counsel and aid them, - for their better safety, to fly away by night.' - HERMIONE. Since what I am to say must be but that - Which contradicts my accusation, and - The testimony on my part no other - But what comes from myself, it shall scarce boot me - To say 'Not guilty.' Mine integrity - Being counted falsehood shall, as I express it, - Be so receiv'd. But thus- if pow'rs divine - Behold our human actions, as they do, - I doubt not then but innocence shall make - False accusation blush, and tyranny - Tremble at patience. You, my lord, best know- - Who least will seem to do so- my past life - Hath been as continent, as chaste, as true, - As I am now unhappy; which is more - Than history can pattern, though devis'd - And play'd to take spectators; for behold me- - A fellow of the royal bed, which owe - A moiety of the throne, a great king's daughter, - The mother to a hopeful prince- here standing - To prate and talk for life and honour fore - Who please to come and hear. For life, I prize it - As I weigh grief, which I would spare; for honour, - 'Tis a derivative from me to mine, - And only that I stand for. I appeal - To your own conscience, sir, before Polixenes - Came to your court, how I was in your grace, - How merited to be so; since he came, - With what encounter so uncurrent I - Have strain'd t' appear thus; if one jot beyond - The bound of honour, or in act or will - That way inclining, hard'ned be the hearts - Of all that hear me, and my near'st of kin - Cry fie upon my grave! - LEONTES. I ne'er heard yet - That any of these bolder vices wanted - Less impudence to gainsay what they did - Than to perform it first. - HERMIONE. That's true enough; - Though 'tis a saying, sir, not due to me. - LEONTES. You will not own it. - HERMIONE. More than mistress of - Which comes to me in name of fault, I must not - At all acknowledge. For Polixenes, - With whom I am accus'd, I do confess - I lov'd him as in honour he requir'd; - With such a kind of love as might become - A lady like me; with a love even such, - So and no other, as yourself commanded; - Which not to have done, I think had been in me - Both disobedience and ingratitude - To you and toward your friend; whose love had spoke, - Ever since it could speak, from an infant, freely, - That it was yours. Now for conspiracy: - I know not how it tastes, though it be dish'd - For me to try how; all I know of it - Is that Camillo was an honest man; - And why he left your court, the gods themselves, - Wotting no more than I, are ignorant. - LEONTES. You knew of his departure, as you know - What you have underta'en to do in's absence. - HERMIONE. Sir, - You speak a language that I understand not. - My life stands in the level of your dreams, - Which I'll lay down. - LEONTES. Your actions are my dreams. - You had a bastard by Polixenes, - And I but dream'd it. As you were past all shame- - Those of your fact are so- so past all truth; - Which to deny concerns more than avails; for as - Thy brat hath been cast out, like to itself, - No father owning it- which is indeed - More criminal in thee than it- so thou - Shalt feel our justice; in whose easiest passage - Look for no less than death. - HERMIONE. Sir, spare your threats. - The bug which you would fright me with I seek. - To me can life be no commodity. - The crown and comfort of my life, your favour, - I do give lost, for I do feel it gone, - But know not how it went; my second joy - And first fruits of my body, from his presence - I am barr'd, like one infectious; my third comfort, - Starr'd most unluckily, is from my breast- - The innocent milk in it most innocent mouth- - Hal'd out to murder; myself on every post - Proclaim'd a strumpet; with immodest hatred - The child-bed privilege denied, which 'longs - To women of all fashion; lastly, hurried - Here to this place, i' th' open air, before - I have got strength of limit. Now, my liege, - Tell me what blessings I have here alive - That I should fear to die. Therefore proceed. - But yet hear this- mistake me not: no life, - I prize it not a straw, but for mine honour - Which I would free- if I shall be condemn'd - Upon surmises, all proofs sleeping else - But what your jealousies awake, I tell you - 'Tis rigour, and not law. Your honours all, - I do refer me to the oracle: - Apollo be my judge! - FIRST LORD. This your request - Is altogether just. Therefore, bring forth, - And in Apollo's name, his oracle. - Exeunt certain OFFICERS - HERMIONE. The Emperor of Russia was my father; - O that he were alive, and here beholding - His daughter's trial! that he did but see - The flatness of my misery; yet with eyes - Of pity, not revenge! - - Re-enter OFFICERS, with CLEOMENES and DION - - OFFICER. You here shall swear upon this sword of justice - That you, Cleomenes and Dion, have - Been both at Delphos, and from thence have brought - This seal'd-up oracle, by the hand deliver'd - Of great Apollo's priest; and that since then - You have not dar'd to break the holy seal - Nor read the secrets in't. - CLEOMENES, DION. All this we swear. - LEONTES. Break up the seals and read. - OFFICER. [Reads] 'Hermione is chaste; Polixenes blameless; - Camillo a true subject; Leontes a jealous tyrant; his innocent - babe truly begotten; and the King shall live without an heir, if - that which is lost be not found.' - LORDS. Now blessed be the great Apollo! - HERMIONE. Praised! - LEONTES. Hast thou read truth? - OFFICER. Ay, my lord; even so - As it is here set down. - LEONTES. There is no truth at all i' th' oracle. - The sessions shall proceed. This is mere falsehood. - - Enter a SERVANT - - SERVANT. My lord the King, the King! - LEONTES. What is the business? - SERVANT. O sir, I shall be hated to report it: - The Prince your son, with mere conceit and fear - Of the Queen's speed, is gone. - LEONTES. How! Gone? - SERVANT. Is dead. - LEONTES. Apollo's angry; and the heavens themselves - Do strike at my injustice. [HERMIONE swoons] - How now, there! - PAULINA. This news is mortal to the Queen. Look down - And see what death is doing. - LEONTES. Take her hence. - Her heart is but o'ercharg'd; she will recover. - I have too much believ'd mine own suspicion. - Beseech you tenderly apply to her - Some remedies for life. - Exeunt PAULINA and LADIES with HERMIONE - Apollo, pardon - My great profaneness 'gainst thine oracle. - I'll reconcile me to Polixenes, - New woo my queen, recall the good Camillo- - Whom I proclaim a man of truth, of mercy. - For, being transported by my jealousies - To bloody thoughts and to revenge, I chose - Camillo for the minister to poison - My friend Polixenes; which had been done - But that the good mind of Camillo tardied - My swift command, though I with death and with - Reward did threaten and encourage him, - Not doing it and being done. He, most humane - And fill'd with honour, to my kingly guest - Unclasp'd my practice, quit his fortunes here, - Which you knew great, and to the certain hazard - Of all incertainties himself commended, - No richer than his honour. How he glisters - Thorough my rust! And how his piety - Does my deeds make the blacker! - - Re-enter PAULINA - - PAULINA. Woe the while! - O, cut my lace, lest my heart, cracking it, - Break too! - FIRST LORD. What fit is this, good lady? - PAULINA. What studied torments, tyrant, hast for me? - What wheels, racks, fires? what flaying, boiling - In leads or oils? What old or newer torture - Must I receive, whose every word deserves - To taste of thy most worst? Thy tyranny - Together working with thy jealousies, - Fancies too weak for boys, too green and idle - For girls of nine- O, think what they have done, - And then run mad indeed, stark mad; for all - Thy by-gone fooleries were but spices of it. - That thou betray'dst Polixenes, 'twas nothing; - That did but show thee, of a fool, inconstant, - And damnable ingrateful. Nor was't much - Thou wouldst have poison'd good Camillo's honour, - To have him kill a king- poor trespasses, - More monstrous standing by; whereof I reckon - The casting forth to crows thy baby daughter - To be or none or little, though a devil - Would have shed water out of fire ere done't; - Nor is't directly laid to thee, the death - Of the young Prince, whose honourable thoughts- - Thoughts high for one so tender- cleft the heart - That could conceive a gross and foolish sire - Blemish'd his gracious dam. This is not, no, - Laid to thy answer; but the last- O lords, - When I have said, cry 'Woe!'- the Queen, the Queen, - The sweet'st, dear'st creature's dead; and vengeance - For't not dropp'd down yet. - FIRST LORD. The higher pow'rs forbid! - PAULINA. I say she's dead; I'll swear't. If word nor oath - Prevail not, go and see. If you can bring - Tincture or lustre in her lip, her eye, - Heat outwardly or breath within, I'll serve you - As I would do the gods. But, O thou tyrant! - Do not repent these things, for they are heavier - Than all thy woes can stir; therefore betake thee - To nothing but despair. A thousand knees - Ten thousand years together, naked, fasting, - Upon a barren mountain, and still winter - In storm perpetual, could not move the gods - To look that way thou wert. - LEONTES. Go on, go on. - Thou canst not speak too much; I have deserv'd - All tongues to talk their bitt'rest. - FIRST LORD. Say no more; - Howe'er the business goes, you have made fault - I' th' boldness of your speech. - PAULINA. I am sorry for't. - All faults I make, when I shall come to know them. - I do repent. Alas, I have show'd too much - The rashness of a woman! He is touch'd - To th' noble heart. What's gone and what's past help - Should be past grief. Do not receive affliction - At my petition; I beseech you, rather - Let me be punish'd that have minded you - Of what you should forget. Now, good my liege, - Sir, royal sir, forgive a foolish woman. - The love I bore your queen- lo, fool again! - I'll speak of her no more, nor of your children; - I'll not remember you of my own lord, - Who is lost too. Take your patience to you, - And I'll say nothing. - LEONTES. Thou didst speak but well - When most the truth; which I receive much better - Than to be pitied of thee. Prithee, bring me - To the dead bodies of my queen and son. - One grave shall be for both. Upon them shall - The causes of their death appear, unto - Our shame perpetual. Once a day I'll visit - The chapel where they lie; and tears shed there - Shall be my recreation. So long as nature - Will bear up with this exercise, so long - I daily vow to use it. Come, and lead me - To these sorrows. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Bohemia. The sea-coast - -Enter ANTIGONUS with the CHILD, and a MARINER - - ANTIGONUS. Thou art perfect then our ship hath touch'd upon - The deserts of Bohemia? - MARINER. Ay, my lord, and fear - We have landed in ill time; the skies look grimly - And threaten present blusters. In my conscience, - The heavens with that we have in hand are angry - And frown upon 's. - ANTIGONUS. Their sacred wills be done! Go, get aboard; - Look to thy bark. I'll not be long before - I call upon thee. - MARINER. Make your best haste; and go not - Too far i' th' land; 'tis like to be loud weather; - Besides, this place is famous for the creatures - Of prey that keep upon't. - ANTIGONUS. Go thou away; - I'll follow instantly. - MARINER. I am glad at heart - To be so rid o' th' business. Exit - ANTIGONUS. Come, poor babe. - I have heard, but not believ'd, the spirits o' th' dead - May walk again. If such thing be, thy mother - Appear'd to me last night; for ne'er was dream - So like a waking. To me comes a creature, - Sometimes her head on one side some another- - I never saw a vessel of like sorrow, - So fill'd and so becoming; in pure white robes, - Like very sanctity, she did approach - My cabin where I lay; thrice bow'd before me; - And, gasping to begin some speech, her eyes - Became two spouts; the fury spent, anon - Did this break from her: 'Good Antigonus, - Since fate, against thy better disposition, - Hath made thy person for the thrower-out - Of my poor babe, according to thine oath, - Places remote enough are in Bohemia, - There weep, and leave it crying; and, for the babe - Is counted lost for ever, Perdita - I prithee call't. For this ungentle business, - Put on thee by my lord, thou ne'er shalt see - Thy wife Paulina more.' so, with shrieks, - She melted into air. Affrighted much, - I did in time collect myself, and thought - This was so and no slumber. Dreams are toys; - Yet, for this once, yea, superstitiously, - I will be squar'd by this. I do believe - Hermione hath suffer'd death, and that - Apollo would, this being indeed the issue - Of King Polixenes, it should here be laid, - Either for life or death, upon the earth - Of its right father. Blossom, speed thee well! - [Laying down the child] - There lie, and there thy character; there these - [Laying down a bundle] - Which may, if fortune please, both breed thee, pretty, - And still rest thine. The storm begins. Poor wretch, - That for thy mother's fault art thus expos'd - To loss and what may follow! Weep I cannot, - But my heart bleeds; and most accurs'd am I - To be by oath enjoin'd to this. Farewell! - The day frowns more and more. Thou'rt like to have - A lullaby too rough; I never saw - The heavens so dim by day. [Noise of hunt within] A savage - clamour! - Well may I get aboard! This is the chase; - I am gone for ever. Exit, pursued by a bear - - Enter an old SHEPHERD - - SHEPHERD. I would there were no age between ten and three and - twenty, or that youth would sleep out the rest; for there is - nothing in the between but getting wenches with child, wronging - the ancientry, stealing, fighting- [Horns] Hark you now! Would - any but these boil'd brains of nineteen and two and twenty hunt - this weather? They have scar'd away two of my best sheep, which I - fear the wolf will sooner find than the master. If any where I - have them, 'tis by the sea-side, browsing of ivy. Good luck, an't - be thy will! What have we here? [Taking up the child] Mercy - on's, a barne! A very pretty barne. A boy or a child, I wonder? A - pretty one; a very pretty one- sure, some scape. Though I am not - bookish, yet I can read waiting-gentlewoman in the scape. This - has been some stair-work, some trunk-work, some behind-door-work; - they were warmer that got this than the poor thing is here. I'll - take it up for pity; yet I'll tarry till my son come; he halloo'd - but even now. Whoa-ho-hoa! - - Enter CLOWN - - CLOWN. Hilloa, loa! - SHEPHERD. What, art so near? If thou'lt see a thing to talk on when - thou art dead and rotten, come hither. What ail'st thou, man? - CLOWN. I have seen two such sights, by sea and by land! But I am - not to say it is a sea, for it is now the sky; betwixt the - firmament and it you cannot thrust a bodkin's point. - SHEPHERD. Why, boy, how is it? - CLOWN. I would you did but see how it chafes, how it rages, how it - takes up the shore! But that's not to the point. O, the most - piteous cry of the poor souls! Sometimes to see 'em, and not to - see 'em; now the ship boring the moon with her mainmast, and anon - swallowed with yeast and froth, as you'd thrust a cork into a - hogshead. And then for the land service- to see how the bear tore - out his shoulder-bone; how he cried to me for help, and said his - name was Antigonus, a nobleman! But to make an end of the ship- - to see how the sea flap-dragon'd it; but first, how the poor - souls roared, and the sea mock'd them; and how the poor gentleman - roared, and the bear mock'd him, both roaring louder than the sea - or weather. - SHEPHERD. Name of mercy, when was this, boy? - CLOWN. Now, now; I have not wink'd since I saw these sights; the - men are not yet cold under water, nor the bear half din'd on the - gentleman; he's at it now. - SHEPHERD. Would I had been by to have help'd the old man! - CLOWN. I would you had been by the ship-side, to have help'd her; - there your charity would have lack'd footing. - SHEPHERD. Heavy matters, heavy matters! But look thee here, boy. - Now bless thyself; thou met'st with things dying, I with things - new-born. Here's a sight for thee; look thee, a bearing-cloth for - a squire's child! Look thee here; take up, take up, boy; open't. - So, let's see- it was told me I should be rich by the fairies. - This is some changeling. Open't. What's within, boy? - CLOWN. You're a made old man; if the sins of your youth are - forgiven you, you're well to live. Gold! all gold! - SHEPHERD. This is fairy gold, boy, and 'twill prove so. Up with't, - keep it close. Home, home, the next way! We are lucky, boy; and - to be so still requires nothing but secrecy. Let my sheep go. - Come, good boy, the next way home. - CLOWN. Go you the next way with your findings. I'll go see if the - bear be gone from the gentleman, and how much he hath eaten. They - are never curst but when they are hungry. If there be any of him - left, I'll bury it. - SHEPHERD. That's a good deed. If thou mayest discern by that which - is left of him what he is, fetch me to th' sight of him. - CLOWN. Marry, will I; and you shall help to put him i' th' ground. - SHEPHERD. 'Tis a lucky day, boy; and we'll do good deeds on't. - Exeunt - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT IV. SCENE I. - -Enter TIME, the CHORUS - - TIME. I, that please some, try all, both joy and terror - Of good and bad, that makes and unfolds error, - Now take upon me, in the name of Time, - To use my wings. Impute it not a crime - To me or my swift passage that I slide - O'er sixteen years, and leave the growth untried - Of that wide gap, since it is in my pow'r - To o'erthrow law, and in one self-born hour - To plant and o'erwhelm custom. Let me pass - The same I am, ere ancient'st order was - Or what is now receiv'd. I witness to - The times that brought them in; so shall I do - To th' freshest things now reigning, and make stale - The glistering of this present, as my tale - Now seems to it. Your patience this allowing, - I turn my glass, and give my scene such growing - As you had slept between. Leontes leaving- - Th' effects of his fond jealousies so grieving - That he shuts up himself- imagine me, - Gentle spectators, that I now may be - In fair Bohemia; and remember well - I mention'd a son o' th' King's, which Florizel - I now name to you; and with speed so pace - To speak of Perdita, now grown in grace - Equal with wond'ring. What of her ensues - I list not prophesy; but let Time's news - Be known when 'tis brought forth. A shepherd's daughter, - And what to her adheres, which follows after, - Is th' argument of Time. Of this allow, - If ever you have spent time worse ere now; - If never, yet that Time himself doth say - He wishes earnestly you never may. Exit - - - - -SCENE II. -Bohemia. The palace of POLIXENES - -Enter POLIXENES and CAMILLO - - POLIXENES. I pray thee, good Camillo, be no more importunate: 'tis - a sickness denying thee anything; a death to grant this. - CAMILLO. It is fifteen years since I saw my country; though I have - for the most part been aired abroad, I desire to lay my bones - there. Besides, the penitent King, my master, hath sent for me; - to whose feeling sorrows I might be some allay, or I o'erween to - think so, which is another spur to my departure. - POLIXENES. As thou lov'st me, Camillo, wipe not out the rest of thy - services by leaving me now. The need I have of thee thine own - goodness hath made. Better not to have had thee than thus to want - thee; thou, having made me businesses which none without thee can - sufficiently manage, must either stay to execute them thyself, or - take away with thee the very services thou hast done; which if I - have not enough considered- as too much I cannot- to be more - thankful to thee shall be my study; and my profit therein the - heaping friendships. Of that fatal country Sicilia, prithee, - speak no more; whose very naming punishes me with the remembrance - of that penitent, as thou call'st him, and reconciled king, my - brother; whose loss of his most precious queen and children are - even now to be afresh lamented. Say to me, when saw'st thou the - Prince Florizel, my son? Kings are no less unhappy, their issue - not being gracious, than they are in losing them when they have - approved their virtues. - CAMILLO. Sir, it is three days since I saw the Prince. What his - happier affairs may be are to me unknown; but I have missingly - noted he is of late much retired from court, and is less frequent - to his princely exercises than formerly he hath appeared. - POLIXENES. I have considered so much, Camillo, and with some care, - so far that I have eyes under my service which look upon his - removedness; from whom I have this intelligence, that he is - seldom from the house of a most homely shepherd- a man, they say, - that from very nothing, and beyond the imagination of his - neighbours, is grown into an unspeakable estate. - CAMILLO. I have heard, sir, of such a man, who hath a daughter of - most rare note. The report of her is extended more than can be - thought to begin from such a cottage. - POLIXENES. That's likewise part of my intelligence; but, I fear, the - angle that plucks our son thither. Thou shalt accompany us to the - place; where we will, not appearing what we are, have some - question with the shepherd; from whose simplicity I think it not - uneasy to get the cause of my son's resort thither. Prithee be my - present partner in this business, and lay aside the thoughts of - Sicilia. - CAMILLO. I willingly obey your command. - POLIXENES. My best Camillo! We must disguise ourselves. - Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Bohemia. A road near the SHEPHERD'S cottage - -Enter AUTOLYCUS, singing - - When daffodils begin to peer, - With heigh! the doxy over the dale, - Why, then comes in the sweet o' the year, - For the red blood reigns in the winter's pale. - - The white sheet bleaching on the hedge, - With heigh! the sweet birds, O, how they sing! - Doth set my pugging tooth on edge, - For a quart of ale is a dish for a king. - - The lark, that tirra-lirra chants, - With heigh! with heigh! the thrush and the jay, - Are summer songs for me and my aunts, - While we lie tumbling in the hay. - - I have serv'd Prince Florizel, and in my time wore three-pile; - but now I am out of service. - - But shall I go mourn for that, my dear? - The pale moon shines by night; - And when I wander here and there, - I then do most go right. - - If tinkers may have leave to live, - And bear the sow-skin budget, - Then my account I well may give - And in the stocks avouch it. - - My traffic is sheets; when the kite builds, look to lesser linen. - My father nam'd me Autolycus; who, being, I as am, litter'd under - Mercury, was likewise a snapper-up of unconsidered trifles. With - die and drab I purchas'd this caparison; and my revenue is the - silly-cheat. Gallows and knock are too powerful on the highway; - beating and hanging are terrors to me; for the life to come, I - sleep out the thought of it. A prize! a prize! - - Enter CLOWN - - CLOWN. Let me see: every 'leven wether tods; every tod yields pound - and odd shilling; fifteen hundred shorn, what comes the wool to? - AUTOLYCUS. [Aside] If the springe hold, the cock's mine. - CLOWN. I cannot do 't without counters. Let me see: what am I to - buy for our sheep-shearing feast? Three pound of sugar, five - pound of currants, rice- what will this sister of mine do with - rice? But my father hath made her mistress of the feast, and she - lays it on. She hath made me four and twenty nosegays for the - shearers- three-man song-men all, and very good ones; but they - are most of them means and bases; but one Puritan amongst them, - and he sings psalms to hornpipes. I must have saffron to colour - the warden pies; mace; dates- none, that's out of my note; - nutmegs, seven; race or two of ginger, but that I may beg; four - pound of prunes, and as many of raisins o' th' sun. - AUTOLYCUS. [Grovelling on the ground] O that ever I was born! - CLOWN. I' th' name of me! - AUTOLYCUS. O, help me, help me! Pluck but off these rags; and then, - death, death! - CLOWN. Alack, poor soul! thou hast need of more rags to lay on - thee, rather than have these off. - AUTOLYCUS. O sir, the loathsomeness of them offend me more than the - stripes I have received, which are mighty ones and millions. - CLOWN. Alas, poor man! a million of beating may come to a great - matter. - AUTOLYCUS. I am robb'd, sir, and beaten; my money and apparel ta'en - from me, and these detestable things put upon me. - CLOWN. What, by a horseman or a footman? - AUTOLYCUS. A footman, sweet sir, a footman. - CLOWN. Indeed, he should be a footman, by the garments he has left - with thee; if this be a horseman's coat, it hath seen very hot - service. Lend me thy hand, I'll help thee. Come, lend me thy - hand. [Helping him up] - AUTOLYCUS. O, good sir, tenderly, O! - CLOWN. Alas, poor soul! - AUTOLYCUS. O, good sir, softly, good sir; I fear, sir, my shoulder - blade is out. - CLOWN. How now! Canst stand? - AUTOLYCUS. Softly, dear sir [Picks his pocket]; good sir, softly. - You ha' done me a charitable office. - CLOWN. Dost lack any money? I have a little money for thee. - AUTOLYCUS. No, good sweet sir; no, I beseech you, sir. I have a - kinsman not past three quarters of a mile hence, unto whom I was - going; I shall there have money or anything I want. Offer me no - money, I pray you; that kills my heart. - CLOWN. What manner of fellow was he that robb'd you? - AUTOLYCUS. A fellow, sir, that I have known to go about with - troll-my-dames; I knew him once a servant of the Prince. I cannot - tell, good sir, for which of his virtues it was, but he was - certainly whipt out of the court. - CLOWN. His vices, you would say; there's no virtue whipt out of the - court. They cherish it to make it stay there; and yet it will no - more but abide. - AUTOLYCUS. Vices, I would say, sir. I know this man well; he hath - been since an ape-bearer; then a process-server, a bailiff; then - he compass'd a motion of the Prodigal Son, and married a tinker's - wife within a mile where my land and living lies; and, having - flown over many knavish professions, he settled only in rogue. - Some call him Autolycus. - CLOWN. Out upon him! prig, for my life, prig! He haunts wakes, - fairs, and bear-baitings. - AUTOLYCUS. Very true, sir; he, sir, he; that's the rogue that put - me into this apparel. - CLOWN. Not a more cowardly rogue in all Bohemia; if you had but - look'd big and spit at him, he'd have run. - AUTOLYCUS. I must confess to you, sir, I am no fighter; I am false - of heart that way, and that he knew, I warrant him. - CLOWN. How do you now? - AUTOLYCUS. Sweet sir, much better than I was; I can stand and walk. - I will even take my leave of you and pace softly towards my - kinsman's. - CLOWN. Shall I bring thee on the way? - AUTOLYCUS. No, good-fac'd sir; no, sweet sir. - CLOWN. Then fare thee well. I must go buy spices for our - sheep-shearing. - AUTOLYCUS. Prosper you, sweet sir! Exit CLOWN - Your purse is not hot enough to purchase your spice. I'll be with - you at your sheep-shearing too. If I make not this cheat bring - out another, and the shearers prove sheep, let me be unroll'd, - and my name put in the book of virtue! - [Sings] - Jog on, jog on, the footpath way, - And merrily hent the stile-a; - A merry heart goes all the day, - Your sad tires in a mile-a. Exit - - - - -SCENE IV. -Bohemia. The SHEPHERD'S cottage - -Enter FLORIZEL and PERDITA - - FLORIZEL. These your unusual weeds to each part of you - Do give a life- no shepherdess, but Flora - Peering in April's front. This your sheep-shearing - Is as a meeting of the petty gods, - And you the Queen on't. - PERDITA. Sir, my gracious lord, - To chide at your extremes it not becomes me- - O, pardon that I name them! Your high self, - The gracious mark o' th' land, you have obscur'd - With a swain's wearing; and me, poor lowly maid, - Most goddess-like prank'd up. But that our feasts - In every mess have folly, and the feeders - Digest it with a custom, I should blush - To see you so attir'd; swoon, I think, - To show myself a glass. - FLORIZEL. I bless the time - When my good falcon made her flight across - Thy father's ground. - PERDITA. Now Jove afford you cause! - To me the difference forges dread; your greatness - Hath not been us'd to fear. Even now I tremble - To think your father, by some accident, - Should pass this way, as you did. O, the Fates! - How would he look to see his work, so noble, - Vilely bound up? What would he say? Or how - Should I, in these my borrowed flaunts, behold - The sternness of his presence? - FLORIZEL. Apprehend - Nothing but jollity. The gods themselves, - Humbling their deities to love, have taken - The shapes of beasts upon them: Jupiter - Became a bull and bellow'd; the green Neptune - A ram and bleated; and the fire-rob'd god, - Golden Apollo, a poor humble swain, - As I seem now. Their transformations - Were never for a piece of beauty rarer, - Nor in a way so chaste, since my desires - Run not before mine honour, nor my lusts - Burn hotter than my faith. - PERDITA. O, but, sir, - Your resolution cannot hold when 'tis - Oppos'd, as it must be, by th' pow'r of the King. - One of these two must be necessities, - Which then will speak, that you must change this purpose, - Or I my life. - FLORIZEL. Thou dearest Perdita, - With these forc'd thoughts, I prithee, darken not - The mirth o' th' feast. Or I'll be thine, my fair, - Or not my father's; for I cannot be - Mine own, nor anything to any, if - I be not thine. To this I am most constant, - Though destiny say no. Be merry, gentle; - Strangle such thoughts as these with any thing - That you behold the while. Your guests are coming. - Lift up your countenance, as it were the day - Of celebration of that nuptial which - We two have sworn shall come. - PERDITA. O Lady Fortune, - Stand you auspicious! - FLORIZEL. See, your guests approach. - Address yourself to entertain them sprightly, - And let's be red with mirth. - - Enter SHEPHERD, with POLIXENES and CAMILLO, disguised; - CLOWN, MOPSA, DORCAS, with OTHERS - - SHEPHERD. Fie, daughter! When my old wife liv'd, upon - This day she was both pantler, butler, cook; - Both dame and servant; welcom'd all; serv'd all; - Would sing her song and dance her turn; now here - At upper end o' th' table, now i' th' middle; - On his shoulder, and his; her face o' fire - With labour, and the thing she took to quench it - She would to each one sip. You are retired, - As if you were a feasted one, and not - The hostess of the meeting. Pray you bid - These unknown friends to's welcome, for it is - A way to make us better friends, more known. - Come, quench your blushes, and present yourself - That which you are, Mistress o' th' Feast. Come on, - And bid us welcome to your sheep-shearing, - As your good flock shall prosper. - PERDITA. [To POLIXENES] Sir, welcome. - It is my father's will I should take on me - The hostess-ship o' th' day. [To CAMILLO] - You're welcome, sir. - Give me those flow'rs there, Dorcas. Reverend sirs, - For you there's rosemary and rue; these keep - Seeming and savour all the winter long. - Grace and remembrance be to you both! - And welcome to our shearing. - POLIXENES. Shepherdess- - A fair one are you- well you fit our ages - With flow'rs of winter. - PERDITA. Sir, the year growing ancient, - Not yet on summer's death nor on the birth - Of trembling winter, the fairest flow'rs o' th' season - Are our carnations and streak'd gillyvors, - Which some call nature's bastards. Of that kind - Our rustic garden's barren; and I care not - To get slips of them. - POLIXENES. Wherefore, gentle maiden, - Do you neglect them? - PERDITA. For I have heard it said - There is an art which in their piedness shares - With great creating nature. - POLIXENES. Say there be; - Yet nature is made better by no mean - But nature makes that mean; so over that art - Which you say adds to nature, is an art - That nature makes. You see, sweet maid, we marry - A gentler scion to the wildest stock, - And make conceive a bark of baser kind - By bud of nobler race. This is an art - Which does mend nature- change it rather; but - The art itself is nature. - PERDITA. So it is. - POLIXENES. Then make your garden rich in gillyvors, - And do not call them bastards. - PERDITA. I'll not put - The dibble in earth to set one slip of them; - No more than were I painted I would wish - This youth should say 'twere well, and only therefore - Desire to breed by me. Here's flow'rs for you: - Hot lavender, mints, savory, marjoram; - The marigold, that goes to bed wi' th' sun, - And with him rises weeping; these are flow'rs - Of middle summer, and I think they are given - To men of middle age. Y'are very welcome. - CAMILLO. I should leave grazing, were I of your flock, - And only live by gazing. - PERDITA. Out, alas! - You'd be so lean that blasts of January - Would blow you through and through. Now, my fair'st friend, - I would I had some flow'rs o' th' spring that might - Become your time of day- and yours, and yours, - That wear upon your virgin branches yet - Your maidenheads growing. O Proserpina, - From the flowers now that, frighted, thou let'st fall - From Dis's waggon!- daffodils, - That come before the swallow dares, and take - The winds of March with beauty; violets, dim - But sweeter than the lids of Juno's eyes - Or Cytherea's breath; pale primroses, - That die unmarried ere they can behold - Bright Phoebus in his strength- a malady - Most incident to maids; bold oxlips, and - The crown-imperial; lilies of all kinds, - The flow'r-de-luce being one. O, these I lack - To make you garlands of, and my sweet friend - To strew him o'er and o'er! - FLORIZEL. What, like a corse? - PERDITA. No; like a bank for love to lie and play on; - Not like a corse; or if- not to be buried, - But quick, and in mine arms. Come, take your flow'rs. - Methinks I play as I have seen them do - In Whitsun pastorals. Sure, this robe of mine - Does change my disposition. - FLORIZEL. What you do - Still betters what is done. When you speak, sweet, - I'd have you do it ever. When you sing, - I'd have you buy and sell so; so give alms; - Pray so; and, for the ord'ring your affairs, - To sing them too. When you do dance, I wish you - A wave o' th' sea, that you might ever do - Nothing but that; move still, still so, - And own no other function. Each your doing, - So singular in each particular, - Crowns what you are doing in the present deeds, - That all your acts are queens. - PERDITA. O Doricles, - Your praises are too large. But that your youth, - And the true blood which peeps fairly through't, - Do plainly give you out an unstain'd shepherd, - With wisdom I might fear, my Doricles, - You woo'd me the false way. - FLORIZEL. I think you have - As little skill to fear as I have purpose - To put you to't. But, come; our dance, I pray. - Your hand, my Perdita; so turtles pair - That never mean to part. - PERDITA. I'll swear for 'em. - POLIXENES. This is the prettiest low-born lass that ever - Ran on the green-sward; nothing she does or seems - But smacks of something greater than herself, - Too noble for this place. - CAMILLO. He tells her something - That makes her blood look out. Good sooth, she is - The queen of curds and cream. - CLOWN. Come on, strike up. - DORCAS. Mopsa must be your mistress; marry, garlic, - To mend her kissing with! - MOPSA. Now, in good time! - CLOWN. Not a word, a word; we stand upon our manners. - Come, strike up. [Music] - - Here a dance Of SHEPHERDS and SHEPHERDESSES - - POLIXENES. Pray, good shepherd, what fair swain is this - Which dances with your daughter? - SHEPHERD. They call him Doricles, and boasts himself - To have a worthy feeding; but I have it - Upon his own report, and I believe it: - He looks like sooth. He says he loves my daughter; - I think so too; for never gaz'd the moon - Upon the water as he'll stand and read, - As 'twere my daughter's eyes; and, to be plain, - I think there is not half a kiss to choose - Who loves another best. - POLIXENES. She dances featly. - SHEPHERD. So she does any thing; though I report it - That should be silent. If young Doricles - Do light upon her, she shall bring him that - Which he not dreams of. - - Enter a SERVANT - - SERVANT. O master, if you did but hear the pedlar at the door, you - would never dance again after a tabor and pipe; no, the bagpipe - could not move you. He sings several tunes faster than you'll - tell money; he utters them as he had eaten ballads, and all men's - ears grew to his tunes. - CLOWN. He could never come better; he shall come in. I love a - ballad but even too well, if it be doleful matter merrily set - down, or a very pleasant thing indeed and sung lamentably. - SERVANT. He hath songs for man or woman of all sizes; no milliner - can so fit his customers with gloves. He has the prettiest - love-songs for maids; so without bawdry, which is strange; with - such delicate burdens of dildos and fadings, 'jump her and thump - her'; and where some stretch-mouth'd rascal would, as it were, - mean mischief, and break a foul gap into the matter, he makes the - maid to answer 'Whoop, do me no harm, good man'- puts him off, - slights him, with 'Whoop, do me no harm, good man.' - POLIXENES. This is a brave fellow. - CLOWN. Believe me, thou talkest of an admirable conceited fellow. - Has he any unbraided wares? - SERVANT. He hath ribbons of all the colours i' th' rainbow; points, - more than all the lawyers in Bohemia can learnedly handle, though - they come to him by th' gross; inkles, caddisses, cambrics, - lawns. Why he sings 'em over as they were gods or goddesses; you - would think a smock were she-angel, he so chants to the - sleeve-hand and the work about the square on't. - CLOWN. Prithee bring him in; and let him approach singing. - PERDITA. Forewarn him that he use no scurrilous words in's tunes. - Exit SERVANT - CLOWN. You have of these pedlars that have more in them than you'd - think, sister. - PERDITA. Ay, good brother, or go about to think. - - Enter AUTOLYCUS, Singing - - Lawn as white as driven snow; - Cypress black as e'er was crow; - Gloves as sweet as damask roses; - Masks for faces and for noses; - Bugle bracelet, necklace amber, - Perfume for a lady's chamber; - Golden quoifs and stomachers, - For my lads to give their dears; - Pins and poking-sticks of steel- - What maids lack from head to heel. - Come, buy of me, come; come buy, come buy; - Buy, lads, or else your lasses cry. - Come, buy. - - CLOWN. If I were not in love with Mopsa, thou shouldst take no - money of me; but being enthrall'd as I am, it will also be the - bondage of certain ribbons and gloves. - MOPSA. I was promis'd them against the feast; but they come not too - late now. - DORCAS. He hath promis'd you more than that, or there be liars. - MOPSA. He hath paid you all he promis'd you. May be he has paid you - more, which will shame you to give him again. - CLOWN. Is there no manners left among maids? Will they wear their - plackets where they should bear their faces? Is there not - milking-time, when you are going to bed, or kiln-hole, to whistle - off these secrets, but you must be tittle-tattling before all our - guests? 'Tis well they are whisp'ring. Clammer your tongues, and - not a word more. - MOPSA. I have done. Come, you promis'd me a tawdry-lace, and a pair - of sweet gloves. - CLOWN. Have I not told thee how I was cozen'd by the way, and lost - all my money? - AUTOLYCUS. And indeed, sir, there are cozeners abroad; therefore it - behoves men to be wary. - CLOWN. Fear not thou, man; thou shalt lose nothing here. - AUTOLYCUS. I hope so, sir; for I have about me many parcels of - charge. - CLOWN. What hast here? Ballads? - MOPSA. Pray now, buy some. I love a ballad in print a-life, for - then we are sure they are true. - AUTOLYCUS. Here's one to a very doleful tune: how a usurer's wife - was brought to bed of twenty money-bags at a burden, and how she - long'd to eat adders' heads and toads carbonado'd. - MOPSA. Is it true, think you? - AUTOLYCUS. Very true, and but a month old. - DORCAS. Bless me from marrying a usurer! - AUTOLYCUS. Here's the midwife's name to't, one Mistress Taleporter, - and five or six honest wives that were present. Why should I - carry lies abroad? - MOPSA. Pray you now, buy it. - CLOWN. Come on, lay it by; and let's first see moe ballads; we'll - buy the other things anon. - AUTOLYCUS. Here's another ballad, of a fish that appeared upon the - coast on Wednesday the fourscore of April, forty thousand fathom - above water, and sung this ballad against the hard hearts of - maids. It was thought she was a woman, and was turn'd into a cold - fish for she would not exchange flesh with one that lov'd her. - The ballad is very pitiful, and as true. - DORCAS. Is it true too, think you? - AUTOLYCUS. Five justices' hands at it; and witnesses more than my - pack will hold. - CLOWN. Lay it by too. Another. - AUTOLYCUS. This is a merry ballad, but a very pretty one. - MOPSA. Let's have some merry ones. - AUTOLYCUS. Why, this is a passing merry one, and goes to the tune - of 'Two maids wooing a man.' There's scarce a maid westward but - she sings it; 'tis in request, I can tell you. - MOPSA. can both sing it. If thou'lt bear a part, thou shalt hear; - 'tis in three parts. - DORCAS. We had the tune on't a month ago. - AUTOLYCUS. I can bear my part; you must know 'tis my occupation. - Have at it with you. - - SONG - - AUTOLYCUS. Get you hence, for I must go - Where it fits not you to know. - DORCAS. Whither? - MOPSA. O, whither? - DORCAS. Whither? - MOPSA. It becomes thy oath full well - Thou to me thy secrets tell. - DORCAS. Me too! Let me go thither - MOPSA. Or thou goest to th' grange or mill. - DORCAS. If to either, thou dost ill. - AUTOLYCUS. Neither. - DORCAS. What, neither? - AUTOLYCUS. Neither. - DORCAS. Thou hast sworn my love to be. - MOPSA. Thou hast sworn it more to me. - Then whither goest? Say, whither? - - CLOWN. We'll have this song out anon by ourselves; my father and - the gentlemen are in sad talk, and we'll not trouble them. Come, - bring away thy pack after me. Wenches, I'll buy for you both. - Pedlar, let's have the first choice. Follow me, girls. - Exit with DORCAS and MOPSA - AUTOLYCUS. And you shall pay well for 'em. - Exit AUTOLYCUS, Singing - - Will you buy any tape, - Or lace for your cape, - My dainty duck, my dear-a? - Any silk, any thread, - Any toys for your head, - Of the new'st and fin'st, fin'st wear-a? - Come to the pedlar; - Money's a meddler - That doth utter all men's ware-a. - - Re-enter SERVANT - - SERVANT. Master, there is three carters, three shepherds, three - neat-herds, three swineherds, that have made themselves all men - of hair; they call themselves Saltiers, and they have dance which - the wenches say is a gallimaufry of gambols, because they are not - in't; but they themselves are o' th' mind, if it be not too rough - for some that know little but bowling, it will please - plentifully. - SHEPHERD. Away! We'll none on't; here has been too much homely - foolery already. I know, sir, we weary you. - POLIXENES. You weary those that refresh us. Pray, let's see these - four threes of herdsmen. - SERVANT. One three of them, by their own report, sir, hath danc'd - before the King; and not the worst of the three but jumps twelve - foot and a half by th' squier. - SHEPHERD. Leave your prating; since these good men are pleas'd, let - them come in; but quickly now. - SERVANT. Why, they stay at door, sir. Exit - - Here a dance of twelve SATYRS - - POLIXENES. [To SHEPHERD] O, father, you'll know more of that - hereafter. - [To CAMILLO] Is it not too far gone? 'Tis time to part them. - He's simple and tells much. [To FLORIZEL] How now, fair - shepherd! - Your heart is full of something that does take - Your mind from feasting. Sooth, when I was young - And handed love as you do, I was wont - To load my she with knacks; I would have ransack'd - The pedlar's silken treasury and have pour'd it - To her acceptance: you have let him go - And nothing marted with him. If your lass - Interpretation should abuse and call this - Your lack of love or bounty, you were straited - For a reply, at least if you make a care - Of happy holding her. - FLORIZEL. Old sir, I know - She prizes not such trifles as these are. - The gifts she looks from me are pack'd and lock'd - Up in my heart, which I have given already, - But not deliver'd. O, hear me breathe my life - Before this ancient sir, whom, it should seem, - Hath sometime lov'd. I take thy hand- this hand, - As soft as dove's down and as white as it, - Or Ethiopian's tooth, or the fann'd snow that's bolted - By th' northern blasts twice o'er. - POLIXENES. What follows this? - How prettily the young swain seems to wash - The hand was fair before! I have put you out. - But to your protestation; let me hear - What you profess. - FLORIZEL. Do, and be witness to't. - POLIXENES. And this my neighbour too? - FLORIZEL. And he, and more - Than he, and men- the earth, the heavens, and all: - That, were I crown'd the most imperial monarch, - Thereof most worthy, were I the fairest youth - That ever made eye swerve, had force and knowledge - More than was ever man's, I would not prize them - Without her love; for her employ them all; - Commend them and condemn them to her service - Or to their own perdition. - POLIXENES. Fairly offer'd. - CAMILLO. This shows a sound affection. - SHEPHERD. But, my daughter, - Say you the like to him? - PERDITA. I cannot speak - So well, nothing so well; no, nor mean better. - By th' pattern of mine own thoughts I cut out - The purity of his. - SHEPHERD. Take hands, a bargain! - And, friends unknown, you shall bear witness to't: - I give my daughter to him, and will make - Her portion equal his. - FLORIZEL. O, that must be - I' th' virtue of your daughter. One being dead, - I shall have more than you can dream of yet; - Enough then for your wonder. But come on, - Contract us fore these witnesses. - SHEPHERD. Come, your hand; - And, daughter, yours. - POLIXENES. Soft, swain, awhile, beseech you; - Have you a father? - FLORIZEL. I have, but what of him? - POLIXENES. Knows he of this? - FLORIZEL. He neither does nor shall. - POLIXENES. Methinks a father - Is at the nuptial of his son a guest - That best becomes the table. Pray you, once more, - Is not your father grown incapable - Of reasonable affairs? Is he not stupid - With age and alt'ring rheums? Can he speak, hear, - Know man from man, dispute his own estate? - Lies he not bed-rid, and again does nothing - But what he did being childish? - FLORIZEL. No, good sir; - He has his health, and ampler strength indeed - Than most have of his age. - POLIXENES. By my white beard, - You offer him, if this be so, a wrong - Something unfilial. Reason my son - Should choose himself a wife; but as good reason - The father- all whose joy is nothing else - But fair posterity- should hold some counsel - In such a business. - FLORIZEL. I yield all this; - But, for some other reasons, my grave sir, - Which 'tis not fit you know, I not acquaint - My father of this business. - POLIXENES. Let him know't. - FLORIZEL. He shall not. - POLIXENES. Prithee let him. - FLORIZEL. No, he must not. - SHEPHERD. Let him, my son; he shall not need to grieve - At knowing of thy choice. - FLORIZEL. Come, come, he must not. - Mark our contract. - POLIXENES. [Discovering himself] Mark your divorce, young sir, - Whom son I dare not call; thou art too base - To be acknowledg'd- thou a sceptre's heir, - That thus affects a sheep-hook! Thou, old traitor, - I am sorry that by hanging thee I can but - Shorten thy life one week. And thou, fresh piece - Of excellent witchcraft, who of force must know - The royal fool thou cop'st with- - SHEPHERD. O, my heart! - POLIXENES. I'll have thy beauty scratch'd with briers and made - More homely than thy state. For thee, fond boy, - If I may ever know thou dost but sigh - That thou no more shalt see this knack- as never - I mean thou shalt- we'll bar thee from succession; - Not hold thee of our blood, no, not our kin, - Farre than Deucalion off. Mark thou my words. - Follow us to the court. Thou churl, for this time, - Though full of our displeasure, yet we free thee - From the dead blow of it. And you, enchantment, - Worthy enough a herdsman- yea, him too - That makes himself, but for our honour therein, - Unworthy thee- if ever henceforth thou - These rural latches to his entrance open, - Or hoop his body more with thy embraces, - I will devise a death as cruel for thee - As thou art tender to't. Exit - PERDITA. Even here undone! - I was not much afeard; for once or twice - I was about to speak and tell him plainly - The self-same sun that shines upon his court - Hides not his visage from our cottage, but - Looks on alike. [To FLORIZEL] Will't please you, sir, be gone? - I told you what would come of this. Beseech you, - Of your own state take care. This dream of mine- - Being now awake, I'll queen it no inch farther, - But milk my ewes and weep. - CAMILLO. Why, how now, father! - Speak ere thou diest. - SHEPHERD. I cannot speak nor think, - Nor dare to know that which I know. [To FLORIZEL] O sir, - You have undone a man of fourscore-three - That thought to fill his grave in quiet, yea, - To die upon the bed my father died, - To lie close by his honest bones; but now - Some hangman must put on my shroud and lay me - Where no priest shovels in dust. [To PERDITA] O cursed wretch, - That knew'st this was the Prince, and wouldst adventure - To mingle faith with him!- Undone, undone! - If I might die within this hour, I have liv'd - To die when I desire. Exit - FLORIZEL. Why look you so upon me? - I am but sorry, not afeard; delay'd, - But nothing alt'red. What I was, I am: - More straining on for plucking back; not following - My leash unwillingly. - CAMILLO. Gracious, my lord, - You know your father's temper. At this time - He will allow no speech- which I do guess - You do not purpose to him- and as hardly - Will he endure your sight as yet, I fear; - Then, till the fury of his Highness settle, - Come not before him. - FLORIZEL. I not purpose it. - I think Camillo? - CAMILLO. Even he, my lord. - PERDITA. How often have I told you 'twould be thus! - How often said my dignity would last - But till 'twere known! - FLORIZEL. It cannot fail but by - The violation of my faith; and then - Let nature crush the sides o' th' earth together - And mar the seeds within! Lift up thy looks. - From my succession wipe me, father; I - Am heir to my affection. - CAMILLO. Be advis'd. - FLORIZEL. I am- and by my fancy; if my reason - Will thereto be obedient, I have reason; - If not, my senses, better pleas'd with madness, - Do bid it welcome. - CAMILLO. This is desperate, sir. - FLORIZEL. So call it; but it does fulfil my vow: - I needs must think it honesty. Camillo, - Not for Bohemia, nor the pomp that may - Be thereat glean'd, for all the sun sees or - The close earth wombs, or the profound seas hides - In unknown fathoms, will I break my oath - To this my fair belov'd. Therefore, I pray you, - As you have ever been my father's honour'd friend, - When he shall miss me- as, in faith, I mean not - To see him any more- cast your good counsels - Upon his passion. Let myself and Fortune - Tug for the time to come. This you may know, - And so deliver: I am put to sea - With her who here I cannot hold on shore. - And most opportune to her need I have - A vessel rides fast by, but not prepar'd - For this design. What course I mean to hold - Shall nothing benefit your knowledge, nor - Concern me the reporting. - CAMILLO. O my lord, - I would your spirit were easier for advice. - Or stronger for your need. - FLORIZEL. Hark, Perdita. [Takes her aside] - [To CAMILLO] I'll hear you by and by. - CAMILLO. He's irremovable, - Resolv'd for flight. Now were I happy if - His going I could frame to serve my turn, - Save him from danger, do him love and honour, - Purchase the sight again of dear Sicilia - And that unhappy king, my master, whom - I so much thirst to see. - FLORIZEL. Now, good Camillo, - I am so fraught with curious business that - I leave out ceremony. - CAMILLO. Sir, I think - You have heard of my poor services i' th' love - That I have borne your father? - FLORIZEL. Very nobly - Have you deserv'd. It is my father's music - To speak your deeds; not little of his care - To have them recompens'd as thought on. - CAMILLO. Well, my lord, - If you may please to think I love the King, - And through him what's nearest to him, which is - Your gracious self, embrace but my direction. - If your more ponderous and settled project - May suffer alteration, on mine honour, - I'll point you where you shall have such receiving - As shall become your Highness; where you may - Enjoy your mistress, from the whom, I see, - There's no disjunction to be made but by, - As heavens forfend! your ruin- marry her; - And with my best endeavours in your absence - Your discontenting father strive to qualify, - And bring him up to liking. - FLORIZEL. How, Camillo, - May this, almost a miracle, be done? - That I may call thee something more than man, - And after that trust to thee. - CAMILLO. Have you thought on - A place whereto you'll go? - FLORIZEL. Not any yet; - But as th' unthought-on accident is guilty - To what we wildly do, so we profess - Ourselves to be the slaves of chance and flies - Of every wind that blows. - CAMILLO. Then list to me. - This follows, if you will not change your purpose - But undergo this flight: make for Sicilia, - And there present yourself and your fair princess- - For so, I see, she must be- fore Leontes. - She shall be habited as it becomes - The partner of your bed. Methinks I see - Leontes opening his free arms and weeping - His welcomes forth; asks thee there 'Son, forgiveness!' - As 'twere i' th' father's person; kisses the hands - Of your fresh princess; o'er and o'er divides him - 'Twixt his unkindness and his kindness- th' one - He chides to hell, and bids the other grow - Faster than thought or time. - FLORIZEL. Worthy Camillo, - What colour for my visitation shall I - Hold up before him? - CAMILLO. Sent by the King your father - To greet him and to give him comforts. Sir, - The manner of your bearing towards him, with - What you as from your father shall deliver, - Things known betwixt us three, I'll write you down; - The which shall point you forth at every sitting - What you must say, that he shall not perceive - But that you have your father's bosom there - And speak his very heart. - FLORIZEL. I am bound to you. - There is some sap in this. - CAMILLO. A course more promising - Than a wild dedication of yourselves - To unpath'd waters, undream'd shores, most certain - To miseries enough; no hope to help you, - But as you shake off one to take another; - Nothing so certain as your anchors, who - Do their best office if they can but stay you - Where you'll be loath to be. Besides, you know - Prosperity's the very bond of love, - Whose fresh complexion and whose heart together - Affliction alters. - PERDITA. One of these is true: - I think affliction may subdue the cheek, - But not take in the mind. - CAMILLO. Yea, say you so? - There shall not at your father's house these seven years - Be born another such. - FLORIZEL. My good Camillo, - She is as forward of her breeding as - She is i' th' rear o' our birth. - CAMILLO. I cannot say 'tis pity - She lacks instructions, for she seems a mistress - To most that teach. - PERDITA. Your pardon, sir; for this - I'll blush you thanks. - FLORIZEL. My prettiest Perdita! - But, O, the thorns we stand upon! Camillo- - Preserver of my father, now of me; - The medicine of our house- how shall we do? - We are not furnish'd like Bohemia's son; - Nor shall appear in Sicilia. - CAMILLO. My lord, - Fear none of this. I think you know my fortunes - Do all lie there. It shall be so my care - To have you royally appointed as if - The scene you play were mine. For instance, sir, - That you may know you shall not want- one word. - [They talk aside] - - Re-enter AUTOLYCUS - - AUTOLYCUS. Ha, ha! what a fool Honesty is! and Trust, his sworn - brother, a very simple gentleman! I have sold all my trumpery; - not a counterfeit stone, not a ribbon, glass, pomander, brooch, - table-book, ballad, knife, tape, glove, shoe-tie, bracelet, - horn-ring, to keep my pack from fasting. They throng who should - buy first, as if my trinkets had been hallowed and brought a - benediction to the buyer; by which means I saw whose purse was - best in picture; and what I saw, to my good use I rememb'red. My - clown, who wants but something to be a reasonable man, grew so in - love with the wenches' song that he would not stir his pettitoes - till he had both tune and words, which so drew the rest of the - herd to me that all their other senses stuck in ears. You might - have pinch'd a placket, it was senseless; 'twas nothing to geld a - codpiece of a purse; I would have fil'd keys off that hung in - chains. No hearing, no feeling, but my sir's song, and admiring - the nothing of it. So that in this time of lethargy I pick'd and - cut most of their festival purses; and had not the old man come - in with whoobub against his daughter and the King's son and - scar'd my choughs from the chaff, I had not left a purse alive in - the whole army. - - CAMILLO, FLORIZEL, and PERDITA come forward - - CAMILLO. Nay, but my letters, by this means being there - So soon as you arrive, shall clear that doubt. - FLORIZEL. And those that you'll procure from King Leontes? - CAMILLO. Shall satisfy your father. - PERDITA. Happy be you! - All that you speak shows fair. - CAMILLO. [seeing AUTOLYCUS] Who have we here? - We'll make an instrument of this; omit - Nothing may give us aid. - AUTOLYCUS. [Aside] If they have overheard me now- why, hanging. - CAMILLO. How now, good fellow! Why shak'st thou so? - Fear not, man; here's no harm intended to thee. - AUTOLYCUS. I am a poor fellow, sir. - CAMILLO. Why, be so still; here's nobody will steal that from thee. - Yet for the outside of thy poverty we must make an exchange; - therefore discase thee instantly- thou must think there's a - necessity in't- and change garments with this gentleman. Though - the pennyworth on his side be the worst, yet hold thee, there's - some boot. [Giving money] - AUTOLYCUS. I am a poor fellow, sir. [Aside] I know ye well - enough. - CAMILLO. Nay, prithee dispatch. The gentleman is half flay'd - already. - AUTOLYCUS. Are you in camest, sir? [Aside] I smell the trick - on't. - FLORIZEL. Dispatch, I prithee. - AUTOLYCUS. Indeed, I have had earnest; but I cannot with conscience - take it. - CAMILLO. Unbuckle, unbuckle. - - FLORIZEL and AUTOLYCUS exchange garments - - Fortunate mistress- let my prophecy - Come home to ye!- you must retire yourself - Into some covert; take your sweetheart's hat - And pluck it o'er your brows, muffle your face, - Dismantle you, and, as you can, disliken - The truth of your own seeming, that you may- - For I do fear eyes over- to shipboard - Get undescried. - PERDITA. I see the play so lies - That I must bear a part. - CAMILLO. No remedy. - Have you done there? - FLORIZEL. Should I now meet my father, - He would not call me son. - CAMILLO. Nay, you shall have no hat. - [Giving it to PERDITA] - Come, lady, come. Farewell, my friend. - AUTOLYCUS. Adieu, sir. - FLORIZEL. O Perdita, what have we twain forgot! - Pray you a word. [They converse apart] - CAMILLO. [Aside] What I do next shall be to tell the King - Of this escape, and whither they are bound; - Wherein my hope is I shall so prevail - To force him after; in whose company - I shall re-view Sicilia, for whose sight - I have a woman's longing. - FLORIZEL. Fortune speed us! - Thus we set on, Camillo, to th' sea-side. - CAMILLO. The swifter speed the better. - Exeunt FLORIZEL, PERDITA, and CAMILLO - AUTOLYCUS. I understand the business, I hear it. To have an open - ear, a quick eye, and a nimble hand, is necessary for a - cut-purse; a good nose is requisite also, to smell out work for - th' other senses. I see this is the time that the unjust man doth - thrive. What an exchange had this been without boot! What a boot - is here with this exchange! Sure, the gods do this year connive - at us, and we may do anything extempore. The Prince himself is - about a piece of iniquity- stealing away from his father with his - clog at his heels. If I thought it were a piece of honesty to - acquaint the King withal, I would not do't. I hold it the more - knavery to conceal it; and therein am I constant to my - profession. - - Re-enter CLOWN and SHEPHERD - - Aside, aside- here is more matter for a hot brain. Every lane's - end, every shop, church, session, hanging, yields a careful man - work. - CLOWN. See, see; what a man you are now! There is no other way but - to tell the King she's a changeling and none of your flesh and - blood. - SHEPHERD. Nay, but hear me. - CLOWN. Nay- but hear me. - SHEPHERD. Go to, then. - CLOWN. She being none of your flesh and blood, your flesh and blood - has not offended the King; and so your flesh and blood is not to - be punish'd by him. Show those things you found about her, those - secret things- all but what she has with her. This being done, - let the law go whistle; I warrant you. - SHEPHERD. I will tell the King all, every word- yea, and his son's - pranks too; who, I may say, is no honest man, neither to his - father nor to me, to go about to make me the King's - brother-in-law. - CLOWN. Indeed, brother-in-law was the farthest off you could have - been to him; and then your blood had been the dearer by I know - how much an ounce. - AUTOLYCUS. [Aside] Very wisely, puppies! - SHEPHERD. Well, let us to the King. There is that in this fardel - will make him scratch his beard. - AUTOLYCUS. [Aside] I know not what impediment this complaint may - be to the flight of my master. - CLOWN. Pray heartily he be at palace. - AUTOLYCUS. [Aside] Though I am not naturally honest, I am so - sometimes by chance. Let me pocket up my pedlar's excrement. - [Takes off his false beard] How now, rustics! Whither are you - bound? - SHEPHERD. To th' palace, an it like your worship. - AUTOLYCUS. Your affairs there, what, with whom, the condition of - that fardel, the place of your dwelling, your names, your ages, - of what having, breeding, and anything that is fitting to be - known- discover. - CLOWN. We are but plain fellows, sir. - AUTOLYCUS. A lie: you are rough and hairy. Let me have no lying; it - becomes none but tradesmen, and they often give us soldiers the - lie; but we pay them for it with stamped coin, not stabbing - steel; therefore they do not give us the lie. - CLOWN. Your worship had like to have given us one, if you had not - taken yourself with the manner. - SHEPHERD. Are you a courtier, an't like you, sir? - AUTOLYCUS. Whether it like me or no, I am a courtier. Seest thou - not the air of the court in these enfoldings? Hath not my gait in - it the measure of the court? Receives not thy nose court-odour - from me? Reflect I not on thy baseness court-contempt? Think'st - thou, for that I insinuate, that toaze from thee thy business, I - am therefore no courtier? I am courtier cap-a-pe, and one that - will either push on or pluck back thy business there; whereupon I - command the to open thy affair. - SHEPHERD. My business, sir, is to the King. - AUTOLYCUS. What advocate hast thou to him? - SHEPHERD. I know not, an't like you. - CLOWN. Advocate's the court-word for a pheasant; say you have none. - SHEPHERD. None, sir; I have no pheasant, cock nor hen. - AUTOLYCUS. How blessed are we that are not simple men! - Yet nature might have made me as these are, - Therefore I will not disdain. - CLOWN. This cannot be but a great courtier. - SHEPHERD. His garments are rich, but he wears them not handsomely. - CLOWN. He seems to be the more noble in being fantastical. - A great man, I'll warrant; I know by the picking on's teeth. - AUTOLYCUS. The fardel there? What's i' th' fardel? Wherefore that - box? - SHEPHERD. Sir, there lies such secrets in this fardel and box which - none must know but the King; and which he shall know within this - hour, if I may come to th' speech of him. - AUTOLYCUS. Age, thou hast lost thy labour. - SHEPHERD. Why, Sir? - AUTOLYCUS. The King is not at the palace; he is gone aboard a new - ship to purge melancholy and air himself; for, if thou be'st - capable of things serious, thou must know the King is full of - grief. - SHEPHERD. So 'tis said, sir- about his son, that should have - married a shepherd's daughter. - AUTOLYCUS. If that shepherd be not in hand-fast, let him fly; the - curses he shall have, the tortures he shall feel, will break the - back of man, the heart of monster. - CLOWN. Think you so, sir? - AUTOLYCUS. Not he alone shall suffer what wit can make heavy and - vengeance bitter; but those that are germane to him, though - remov'd fifty times, shall all come under the hangman- which, - though it be great pity, yet it is necessary. An old - sheep-whistling rogue, a ram-tender, to offer to have his - daughter come into grace! Some say he shall be ston'd; but that - death is too soft for him, say I. Draw our throne into a - sheep-cote!- all deaths are too few, the sharpest too easy. - CLOWN. Has the old man e'er a son, sir, do you hear, an't like you, - sir? - AUTOLYCUS. He has a son- who shall be flay'd alive; then 'nointed - over with honey, set on the head of a wasp's nest; then stand - till he be three quarters and a dram dead; then recover'd again - with aqua-vitae or some other hot infusion; then, raw as he is, - and in the hottest day prognostication proclaims, shall he be set - against a brick wall, the sun looking with a southward eye upon - him, where he is to behold him with flies blown to death. But - what talk we of these traitorly rascals, whose miseries are to be - smil'd at, their offences being so capital? Tell me, for you seem - to be honest plain men, what you have to the King. Being - something gently consider'd, I'll bring you where he is aboard, - tender your persons to his presence, whisper him in your behalfs; - and if it be in man besides the King to effect your suits, here - is man shall do it. - CLOWN. He seems to be of great authority. Close with him, give him - gold; and though authority be a stubborn bear, yet he is oft led - by the nose with gold. Show the inside of your purse to the - outside of his hand, and no more ado. Remember- ston'd and flay'd - alive. - SHEPHERD. An't please you, sir, to undertake the business for us, - here is that gold I have. I'll make it as much more, and leave - this young man in pawn till I bring it you. - AUTOLYCUS. After I have done what I promised? - SHEPHERD. Ay, sir. - AUTOLYCUS. Well, give me the moiety. Are you a party in this - business? - CLOWN. In some sort, sir; but though my case be a pitiful one, I - hope I shall not be flay'd out of it. - AUTOLYCUS. O, that's the case of the shepherd's son! Hang him, - he'll be made an example. - CLOWN. Comfort, good comfort! We must to the King and show our - strange sights. He must know 'tis none of your daughter nor my - sister; we are gone else. Sir, I will give you as much as this - old man does, when the business is performed; and remain, as he - says, your pawn till it be brought you. - AUTOLYCUS. I will trust you. Walk before toward the sea-side; go on - the right-hand; I will but look upon the hedge, and follow you. - CLOWN. We are blest in this man, as I may say, even blest. - SHEPHERD. Let's before, as he bids us. He was provided to do us - good. Exeunt SHEPHERD and CLOWN - AUTOLYCUS. If I had a mind to be honest, I see Fortune would not - suffer me: she drops booties in my mouth. I am courted now with a - double occasion- gold, and a means to do the Prince my master - good; which who knows how that may turn back to my advancement? I - will bring these two moles, these blind ones, aboard him. If he - think it fit to shore them again, and that the complaint they - have to the King concerns him nothing, let him call me rogue for - being so far officious; for I am proof against that title, and - what shame else belongs to't. To him will I present them. There - may be matter in it. Exit - - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - -ACT V. SCENE I. -Sicilia. The palace of LEONTES - -Enter LEONTES, CLEOMENES, DION, PAULINA, and OTHERS - - CLEOMENES. Sir, you have done enough, and have perform'd - A saint-like sorrow. No fault could you make - Which you have not redeem'd; indeed, paid down - More penitence than done trespass. At the last, - Do as the heavens have done: forget your evil; - With them forgive yourself. - LEONTES. Whilst I remember - Her and her virtues, I cannot forget - My blemishes in them, and so still think of - The wrong I did myself; which was so much - That heirless it hath made my kingdom, and - Destroy'd the sweet'st companion that e'er man - Bred his hopes out of. - PAULINA. True, too true, my lord. - If, one by one, you wedded all the world, - Or from the all that are took something good - To make a perfect woman, she you kill'd - Would be unparallel'd. - LEONTES. I think so. Kill'd! - She I kill'd! I did so; but thou strik'st me - Sorely, to say I did. It is as bitter - Upon thy tongue as in my thought. Now, good now, - Say so but seldom. - CLEOMENES. Not at all, good lady. - You might have spoken a thousand things that would - Have done the time more benefit, and grac'd - Your kindness better. - PAULINA. You are one of those - Would have him wed again. - DION. If you would not so, - You pity not the state, nor the remembrance - Of his most sovereign name; consider little - What dangers, by his Highness' fail of issue, - May drop upon his kingdom and devour - Incertain lookers-on. What were more holy - Than to rejoice the former queen is well? - What holier than, for royalty's repair, - For present comfort, and for future good, - To bless the bed of majesty again - With a sweet fellow to't? - PAULINA. There is none worthy, - Respecting her that's gone. Besides, the gods - Will have fulfill'd their secret purposes; - For has not the divine Apollo said, - Is't not the tenour of his oracle, - That King Leontes shall not have an heir - Till his lost child be found? Which that it shall, - Is all as monstrous to our human reason - As my Antigonus to break his grave - And come again to me; who, on my life, - Did perish with the infant. 'Tis your counsel - My lord should to the heavens be contrary, - Oppose against their wills. [To LEONTES] Care not for issue; - The crown will find an heir. Great Alexander - Left his to th' worthiest; so his successor - Was like to be the best. - LEONTES. Good Paulina, - Who hast the memory of Hermione, - I know, in honour, O that ever I - Had squar'd me to thy counsel! Then, even now, - I might have look'd upon my queen's full eyes, - Have taken treasure from her lips- - PAULINA. And left them - More rich for what they yielded. - LEONTES. Thou speak'st truth. - No more such wives; therefore, no wife. One worse, - And better us'd, would make her sainted spirit - Again possess her corpse, and on this stage, - Where we offend her now, appear soul-vex'd, - And begin 'Why to me'- - PAULINA. Had she such power, - She had just cause. - LEONTES. She had; and would incense me - To murder her I married. - PAULINA. I should so. - Were I the ghost that walk'd, I'd bid you mark - Her eye, and tell me for what dull part in't - You chose her; then I'd shriek, that even your ears - Should rift to hear me; and the words that follow'd - Should be 'Remember mine.' - LEONTES. Stars, stars, - And all eyes else dead coals! Fear thou no wife; - I'll have no wife, Paulina. - PAULINA. Will you swear - Never to marry but by my free leave? - LEONTES. Never, Paulina; so be blest my spirit! - PAULINA. Then, good my lords, bear witness to his oath. - CLEOMENES. You tempt him over-much. - PAULINA. Unless another, - As like Hermione as is her picture, - Affront his eye. - CLEOMENES. Good madam- - PAULINA. I have done. - Yet, if my lord will marry- if you will, sir, - No remedy but you will- give me the office - To choose you a queen. She shall not be so young - As was your former; but she shall be such - As, walk'd your first queen's ghost, it should take joy - To see her in your arms. - LEONTES. My true Paulina, - We shall not marry till thou bid'st us. - PAULINA. That - Shall be when your first queen's again in breath; - Never till then. - - Enter a GENTLEMAN - - GENTLEMAN. One that gives out himself Prince Florizel, - Son of Polixenes, with his princess- she - The fairest I have yet beheld- desires access - To your high presence. - LEONTES. What with him? He comes not - Like to his father's greatness. His approach, - So out of circumstance and sudden, tells us - 'Tis not a visitation fram'd, but forc'd - By need and accident. What train? - GENTLEMAN. But few, - And those but mean. - LEONTES. His princess, say you, with him? - GENTLEMAN. Ay; the most peerless piece of earth, I think, - That e'er the sun shone bright on. - PAULINA. O Hermione, - As every present time doth boast itself - Above a better gone, so must thy grave - Give way to what's seen now! Sir, you yourself - Have said and writ so, but your writing now - Is colder than that theme: 'She had not been, - Nor was not to be equall'd.' Thus your verse - Flow'd with her beauty once; 'tis shrewdly ebb'd, - To say you have seen a better. - GENTLEMAN. Pardon, madam. - The one I have almost forgot- your pardon; - The other, when she has obtain'd your eye, - Will have your tongue too. This is a creature, - Would she begin a sect, might quench the zeal - Of all professors else, make proselytes - Of who she but bid follow. - PAULINA. How! not women? - GENTLEMAN. Women will love her that she is a woman - More worth than any man; men, that she is - The rarest of all women. - LEONTES. Go, Cleomenes; - Yourself, assisted with your honour'd friends, - Bring them to our embracement. Exeunt - Still, 'tis strange - He thus should steal upon us. - PAULINA. Had our prince, - Jewel of children, seen this hour, he had pair'd - Well with this lord; there was not full a month - Between their births. - LEONTES. Prithee no more; cease. Thou know'st - He dies to me again when talk'd of. Sure, - When I shall see this gentleman, thy speeches - Will bring me to consider that which may - Unfurnish me of reason. - - Re-enter CLEOMENES, with FLORIZEL, PERDITA, and - ATTENDANTS - - They are come. - Your mother was most true to wedlock, Prince; - For she did print your royal father off, - Conceiving you. Were I but twenty-one, - Your father's image is so hit in you - His very air, that I should call you brother, - As I did him, and speak of something wildly - By us perform'd before. Most dearly welcome! - And your fair princess- goddess! O, alas! - I lost a couple that 'twixt heaven and earth - Might thus have stood begetting wonder as - You, gracious couple, do. And then I lost- - All mine own folly- the society, - Amity too, of your brave father, whom, - Though bearing misery, I desire my life - Once more to look on him. - FLORIZEL. By his command - Have I here touch'd Sicilia, and from him - Give you all greetings that a king, at friend, - Can send his brother; and, but infirmity, - Which waits upon worn times, hath something seiz'd - His wish'd ability, he had himself - The lands and waters 'twixt your throne and his - Measur'd, to look upon you; whom he loves, - He bade me say so, more than all the sceptres - And those that bear them living. - LEONTES. O my brother- - Good gentleman!- the wrongs I have done thee stir - Afresh within me; and these thy offices, - So rarely kind, are as interpreters - Of my behind-hand slackness! Welcome hither, - As is the spring to th' earth. And hath he too - Expos'd this paragon to th' fearful usage, - At least ungentle, of the dreadful Neptune, - To greet a man not worth her pains, much less - Th' adventure of her person? - FLORIZEL. Good, my lord, - She came from Libya. - LEONTES. Where the warlike Smalus, - That noble honour'd lord, is fear'd and lov'd? - FLORIZEL. Most royal sir, from thence; from him whose daughter - His tears proclaim'd his, parting with her; thence, - A prosperous south-wind friendly, we have cross'd, - To execute the charge my father gave me - For visiting your Highness. My best train - I have from your Sicilian shores dismiss'd; - Who for Bohemia bend, to signify - Not only my success in Libya, sir, - But my arrival and my wife's in safety - Here where we are. - LEONTES. The blessed gods - Purge all infection from our air whilst you - Do climate here! You have a holy father, - A graceful gentleman, against whose person, - So sacred as it is, I have done sin, - For which the heavens, taking angry note, - Have left me issueless; and your father's blest, - As he from heaven merits it, with you, - Worthy his goodness. What might I have been, - Might I a son and daughter now have look'd on, - Such goodly things as you! - - Enter a LORD - - LORD. Most noble sir, - That which I shall report will bear no credit, - Were not the proof so nigh. Please you, great sir, - Bohemia greets you from himself by me; - Desires you to attach his son, who has- - His dignity and duty both cast off- - Fled from his father, from his hopes, and with - A shepherd's daughter. - LEONTES. Where's Bohemia? Speak. - LORD. Here in your city; I now came from him. - I speak amazedly; and it becomes - My marvel and my message. To your court - Whiles he was hast'ning- in the chase, it seems, - Of this fair couple- meets he on the way - The father of this seeming lady and - Her brother, having both their country quitted - With this young prince. - FLORIZEL. Camillo has betray'd me; - Whose honour and whose honesty till now - Endur'd all weathers. - LORD. Lay't so to his charge; - He's with the King your father. - LEONTES. Who? Camillo? - LORD. Camillo, sir; I spake with him; who now - Has these poor men in question. Never saw I - Wretches so quake. They kneel, they kiss the earth; - Forswear themselves as often as they speak. - Bohemia stops his ears, and threatens them - With divers deaths in death. - PERDITA. O my poor father! - The heaven sets spies upon us, will not have - Our contract celebrated. - LEONTES. You are married? - FLORIZEL. We are not, sir, nor are we like to be; - The stars, I see, will kiss the valleys first. - The odds for high and low's alike. - LEONTES. My lord, - Is this the daughter of a king? - FLORIZEL. She is, - When once she is my wife. - LEONTES. That 'once,' I see by your good father's speed, - Will come on very slowly. I am sorry, - Most sorry, you have broken from his liking - Where you were tied in duty; and as sorry - Your choice is not so rich in worth as beauty, - That you might well enjoy her. - FLORIZEL. Dear, look up. - Though Fortune, visible an enemy, - Should chase us with my father, pow'r no jot - Hath she to change our loves. Beseech you, sir, - Remember since you ow'd no more to time - Than I do now. With thought of such affections, - Step forth mine advocate; at your request - My father will grant precious things as trifles. - LEONTES. Would he do so, I'd beg your precious mistress, - Which he counts but a trifle. - PAULINA. Sir, my liege, - Your eye hath too much youth in't. Not a month - Fore your queen died, she was more worth such gazes - Than what you look on now. - LEONTES. I thought of her - Even in these looks I made. [To FLORIZEL] But your petition - Is yet unanswer'd. I will to your father. - Your honour not o'erthrown by your desires, - I am friend to them and you. Upon which errand - I now go toward him; therefore, follow me, - And mark what way I make. Come, good my lord. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE II. -Sicilia. Before the palace of LEONTES - -Enter AUTOLYCUS and a GENTLEMAN - - AUTOLYCUS. Beseech you, sir, were you present at this relation? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. I was by at the opening of the fardel, heard the - old shepherd deliver the manner how he found it; whereupon, after - a little amazedness, we were all commanded out of the chamber; - only this, methought I heard the shepherd say he found the child. - AUTOLYCUS. I would most gladly know the issue of it. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. I make a broken delivery of the business; but the - changes I perceived in the King and Camillo were very notes of - admiration. They seem'd almost, with staring on one another, to - tear the cases of their eyes; there was speech in their dumbness, - language in their very gesture; they look'd as they had heard of - a world ransom'd, or one destroyed. A notable passion of wonder - appeared in them; but the wisest beholder that knew no more but - seeing could not say if th' importance were joy or sorrow- but in - the extremity of the one it must needs be. - - Enter another GENTLEMAN - - Here comes a gentleman that happily knows more. The news, Rogero? - SECOND GENTLEMAN. Nothing but bonfires. The oracle is fulfill'd: - the King's daughter is found. Such a deal of wonder is broken out - within this hour that ballad-makers cannot be able to express it. - - Enter another GENTLEMAN - - Here comes the Lady Paulina's steward; he can deliver you more. - How goes it now, sir? This news, which is call'd true, is so like - an old tale that the verity of it is in strong suspicion. Has the - King found his heir? - THIRD GENTLEMAN. Most true, if ever truth were pregnant by - circumstance. That which you hear you'll swear you see, there is - such unity in the proofs. The mantle of Queen Hermione's; her - jewel about the neck of it; the letters of Antigonus found with - it, which they know to be his character; the majesty of the - creature in resemblance of the mother; the affection of nobleness - which nature shows above her breeding; and many other evidences- - proclaim her with all certainty to be the King's daughter. Did - you see the meeting of the two kings? - SECOND GENTLEMAN. No. - THIRD GENTLEMAN. Then you have lost a sight which was to be seen, - cannot be spoken of. There might you have beheld one joy crown - another, so and in such manner that it seem'd sorrow wept to take - leave of them; for their joy waded in tears. There was casting up - of eyes, holding up of hands, with countenance of such - distraction that they were to be known by garment, not by favour. - Our king, being ready to leap out of himself for joy of his found - daughter, as if that joy were now become a loss, cries 'O, thy - mother, thy mother!' then asks Bohemia forgiveness; then embraces - his son-in-law; then again worries he his daughter with clipping - her. Now he thanks the old shepherd, which stands by like a - weather-bitten conduit of many kings' reigns. I never heard of - such another encounter, which lames report to follow it and - undoes description to do it. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. What, pray you, became of Antigonus, that carried - hence the child? - THIRD GENTLEMAN. Like an old tale still, which will have matter to - rehearse, though credit be asleep and not an ear open: he was - torn to pieces with a bear. This avouches the shepherd's son, who - has not only his innocence, which seems much, to justify him, but - a handkerchief and rings of his that Paulina knows. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. What became of his bark and his followers? - THIRD GENTLEMAN. Wreck'd the same instant of their master's death, - and in the view of the shepherd; so that all the instruments - which aided to expose the child were even then lost when it was - found. But, O, the noble combat that 'twixt joy and sorrow was - fought in Paulina! She had one eye declin'd for the loss of her - husband, another elevated that the oracle was fulfill'd. She - lifted the Princess from the earth, and so locks her in embracing - as if she would pin her to her heart, that she might no more be - in danger of losing. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. The dignity of this act was worth the audience of - kings and princes; for by such was it acted. - THIRD GENTLEMAN. One of the prettiest touches of all, and that - which angl'd for mine eyes- caught the water, though not the - fish- was, when at the relation of the Queen's death, with the - manner how she came to't bravely confess'd and lamented by the - King, how attentivenes wounded his daughter; till, from one sign - of dolour to another, she did with an 'Alas!'- I would fain say- - bleed tears; for I am sure my heart wept blood. Who was most - marble there changed colour; some swooned, all sorrowed. If all - the world could have seen't, the woe had been universal. - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Are they returned to the court? - THIRD GENTLEMAN. No. The Princess hearing of her mother's statue, - which is in the keeping of Paulina- a piece many years in doing - and now newly perform'd by that rare Italian master, Julio - Romano, who, had he himself eternity and could put breath into - his work, would beguile nature of her custom, so perfectly he is - her ape. He so near to Hermione hath done Hermione that they say - one would speak to her and stand in hope of answer- thither with - all greediness of affection are they gone, and there they intend - to sup. - SECOND GENTLEMAN. I thought she had some great matter there in - hand; for she hath privately twice or thrice a day, ever since - the death of Hermione, visited that removed house. Shall we - thither, and with our company piece the rejoicing? - FIRST GENTLEMAN. Who would be thence that has the benefit of - access? Every wink of an eye some new grace will be born. Our - absence makes us unthrifty to our knowledge. Let's along. - Exeunt GENTLEMEN - AUTOLYCUS. Now, had I not the dash of my former life in me, would - preferment drop on my head. I brought the old man and his son - aboard the Prince; told him I heard them talk of a fardel and I - know not what; but he at that time over-fond of the shepherd's - daughter- so he then took her to be- who began to be much - sea-sick, and himself little better, extremity of weather - continuing, this mystery remained undiscover'd. But 'tis all one - to me; for had I been the finder-out of this secret, it would not - have relish'd among my other discredits. - - Enter SHEPHERD and CLOWN - - Here come those I have done good to against my will, and already - appearing in the blossoms of their fortune. - SHEPHERD. Come, boy; I am past moe children, but thy sons and - daughters will be all gentlemen born. - CLOWN. You are well met, sir. You denied to fight with me this - other day, because I was no gentleman born. See you these - clothes? Say you see them not and think me still no gentleman - born. You were best say these robes are not gentlemen born. Give - me the lie, do; and try whether I am not now a gentleman born. - AUTOLYCUS. I know you are now, sir, a gentleman born. - CLOWN. Ay, and have been so any time these four hours. - SHEPHERD. And so have I, boy. - CLOWN. So you have; but I was a gentleman born before my father; - for the King's son took me by the hand and call'd me brother; and - then the two kings call'd my father brother; and then the Prince, - my brother, and the Princess, my sister, call'd my father father. - And so we wept; and there was the first gentleman-like tears that - ever we shed. - SHEPHERD. We may live, son, to shed many more. - CLOWN. Ay; or else 'twere hard luck, being in so preposterous - estate as we are. - AUTOLYCUS. I humbly beseech you, sir, to pardon me all the faults I - have committed to your worship, and to give me your good report - to the Prince my master. - SHEPHERD. Prithee, son, do; for we must be gentle, now we are - gentlemen. - CLOWN. Thou wilt amend thy life? - AUTOLYCUS. Ay, an it like your good worship. - CLOWN. Give me thy hand. I will swear to the Prince thou art as - honest a true fellow as any is in Bohemia. - SHEPHERD. You may say it, but not swear it. - CLOWN. Not swear it, now I am a gentleman? Let boors and franklins - say it: I'll swear it. - SHEPHERD. How if it be false, son? - CLOWN. If it be ne'er so false, a true gentleman may swear it in - the behalf of his friend. And I'll swear to the Prince thou art a - tall fellow of thy hands and that thou wilt not be drunk; but I - know thou art no tall fellow of thy hands and that thou wilt be - drunk. But I'll swear it; and I would thou wouldst be a tall - fellow of thy hands. - AUTOLYCUS. I will prove so, sir, to my power. - CLOWN. Ay, by any means, prove a tall fellow. If I do not wonder - how thou dar'st venture to be drunk not being a tall fellow, - trust me not. Hark! the kings and the princes, our kindred, are - going to see the Queen's picture. Come, follow us; we'll be thy - good masters. Exeunt - - - - -SCENE III. -Sicilia. A chapel in PAULINA's house - -Enter LEONTES, POLIXENES, FLORIZEL, PERDITA, CAMILLO, PAULINA, -LORDS and ATTENDANTS - - LEONTES. O grave and good Paulina, the great comfort - That I have had of thee! - PAULINA. What, sovereign sir, - I did not well, I meant well. All my services - You have paid home; but that you have vouchsaf'd, - With your crown'd brother and these your contracted - Heirs of your kingdoms, my poor house to visit, - It is a surplus of your grace, which never - My life may last to answer. - LEONTES. O Paulina, - We honour you with trouble; but we came - To see the statue of our queen. Your gallery - Have we pass'd through, not without much content - In many singularities; but we saw not - That which my daughter came to look upon, - The statue of her mother. - PAULINA. As she liv'd peerless, - So her dead likeness, I do well believe, - Excels whatever yet you look'd upon - Or hand of man hath done; therefore I keep it - Lonely, apart. But here it is. Prepare - To see the life as lively mock'd as ever - Still sleep mock'd death. Behold; and say 'tis well. - [PAULINA draws a curtain, and discovers HERMIONE - standing like a statue] - I like your silence; it the more shows off - Your wonder; but yet speak. First, you, my liege. - Comes it not something near? - LEONTES. Her natural posture! - Chide me, dear stone, that I may say indeed - Thou art Hermione; or rather, thou art she - In thy not chiding; for she was as tender - As infancy and grace. But yet, Paulina, - Hermione was not so much wrinkled, nothing - So aged as this seems. - POLIXENES. O, not by much! - PAULINA. So much the more our carver's excellence, - Which lets go by some sixteen years and makes her - As she liv'd now. - LEONTES. As now she might have done, - So much to my good comfort as it is - Now piercing to my soul. O, thus she stood, - Even with such life of majesty- warm life, - As now it coldly stands- when first I woo'd her! - I am asham'd. Does not the stone rebuke me - For being more stone than it? O royal piece, - There's magic in thy majesty, which has - My evils conjur'd to remembrance, and - From thy admiring daughter took the spirits, - Standing like stone with thee! - PERDITA. And give me leave, - And do not say 'tis superstition that - I kneel, and then implore her blessing. Lady, - Dear queen, that ended when I but began, - Give me that hand of yours to kiss. - PAULINA. O, patience! - The statue is but newly fix'd, the colour's - Not dry. - CAMILLO. My lord, your sorrow was too sore laid on, - Which sixteen winters cannot blow away, - So many summers dry. Scarce any joy - Did ever so long live; no sorrow - But kill'd itself much sooner. - POLIXENES. Dear my brother, - Let him that was the cause of this have pow'r - To take off so much grief from you as he - Will piece up in himself. - PAULINA. Indeed, my lord, - If I had thought the sight of my poor image - Would thus have wrought you- for the stone is mine- - I'd not have show'd it. - LEONTES. Do not draw the curtain. - PAULINA. No longer shall you gaze on't, lest your fancy - May think anon it moves. - LEONTES. Let be, let be. - Would I were dead, but that methinks already- - What was he that did make it? See, my lord, - Would you not deem it breath'd, and that those veins - Did verily bear blood? - POLIXENES. Masterly done! - The very life seems warm upon her lip. - LEONTES. The fixture of her eye has motion in't, - As we are mock'd with art. - PAULINA. I'll draw the curtain. - My lord's almost so far transported that - He'll think anon it lives. - LEONTES. O sweet Paulina, - Make me to think so twenty years together! - No settled senses of the world can match - The pleasure of that madness. Let 't alone. - PAULINA. I am sorry, sir, I have thus far stirr'd you; but - I could afflict you farther. - LEONTES. Do, Paulina; - For this affliction has a taste as sweet - As any cordial comfort. Still, methinks, - There is an air comes from her. What fine chisel - Could ever yet cut breath? Let no man mock me, - For I will kiss her. - PAULINA. Good my lord, forbear. - The ruddiness upon her lip is wet; - You'll mar it if you kiss it; stain your own - With oily painting. Shall I draw the curtain? - LEONTES. No, not these twenty years. - PERDITA. So long could I - Stand by, a looker-on. - PAULINA. Either forbear, - Quit presently the chapel, or resolve you - For more amazement. If you can behold it, - I'll make the statue move indeed, descend, - And take you by the hand, but then you'll think- - Which I protest against- I am assisted - By wicked powers. - LEONTES. What you can make her do - I am content to look on; what to speak - I am content to hear; for 'tis as easy - To make her speak as move. - PAULINA. It is requir'd - You do awake your faith. Then all stand still; - Or those that think it is unlawful business - I am about, let them depart. - LEONTES. Proceed. - No foot shall stir. - PAULINA. Music, awake her: strike. [Music] - 'Tis time; descend; be stone no more; approach; - Strike all that look upon with marvel. Come; - I'll fill your grave up. Stir; nay, come away. - Bequeath to death your numbness, for from him - Dear life redeems you. You perceive she stirs. - [HERMIONE comes down from the pedestal] - Start not; her actions shall be holy as - You hear my spell is lawful. Do not shun her - Until you see her die again; for then - You kill her double. Nay, present your hand. - When she was young you woo'd her; now in age - Is she become the suitor? - LEONTES. O, she's warm! - If this be magic, let it be an art - Lawful as eating. - POLIXENES. She embraces him. - CAMILLO. She hangs about his neck. - If she pertain to life, let her speak too. - POLIXENES. Ay, and make it manifest where she has liv'd, - Or how stol'n from the dead. - PAULINA. That she is living, - Were it but told you, should be hooted at - Like an old tale; but it appears she lives - Though yet she speak not. Mark a little while. - Please you to interpose, fair madam. Kneel, - And pray your mother's blessing. Turn, good lady; - Our Perdita is found. - HERMIONE. You gods, look down, - And from your sacred vials pour your graces - Upon my daughter's head! Tell me, mine own, - Where hast thou been preserv'd? Where liv'd? How found - Thy father's court? For thou shalt hear that I, - Knowing by Paulina that the oracle - Gave hope thou wast in being, have preserv'd - Myself to see the issue. - PAULINA. There's time enough for that, - Lest they desire upon this push to trouble - Your joys with like relation. Go together, - You precious winners all; your exultation - Partake to every one. I, an old turtle, - Will wing me to some wither'd bough, and there - My mate, that's never to be found again, - Lament till I am lost. - LEONTES. O peace, Paulina! - Thou shouldst a husband take by my consent, - As I by thine a wife. This is a match, - And made between's by vows. Thou hast found mine; - But how, is to be question'd; for I saw her, - As I thought, dead; and have, in vain, said many - A prayer upon her grave. I'll not seek far- - For him, I partly know his mind- to find thee - An honourable husband. Come, Camillo, - And take her by the hand whose worth and honesty - Is richly noted, and here justified - By us, a pair of kings. Let's from this place. - What! look upon my brother. Both your pardons, - That e'er I put between your holy looks - My ill suspicion. This your son-in-law, - And son unto the King, whom heavens directing, - Is troth-plight to your daughter. Good Paulina, - Lead us from hence where we may leisurely - Each one demand and answer to his part - Perform'd in this wide gap of time since first - We were dissever'd. Hastily lead away. Exeunt - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE -DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS -PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED -COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY -SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> - - - - - -1609 - -A LOVER'S COMPLAINT - -by William Shakespeare - - - - From off a hill whose concave womb reworded - A plaintful story from a sist'ring vale, - My spirits t'attend this double voice accorded, - And down I laid to list the sad-tuned tale, - Ere long espied a fickle maid full pale, - Tearing of papers, breaking rings atwain, - Storming her world with sorrow's wind and rain. - - Upon her head a platted hive of straw, - Which fortified her visage from the sun, - Whereon the thought might think sometime it saw - The carcase of a beauty spent and done. - Time had not scythed all that youth begun, - Nor youth all quit, but spite of heaven's fell rage - Some beauty peeped through lattice of seared age. - - Oft did she heave her napkin to her eyne, - Which on it had conceited characters, - Laund'ring the silken figures in the brine - That seasoned woe had pelleted in tears, - And often reading what contents it bears; - As often shrieking undistinguished woe, - In clamours of all size, both high and low. - - Sometimes her levelled eyes their carriage ride, - As they did batt'ry to the spheres intend; - Sometime diverted their poor balls are tied - To th' orbed earth; sometimes they do extend - Their view right on; anon their gazes lend - To every place at once, and nowhere fixed, - The mind and sight distractedly commixed. - - Her hair, nor loose nor tied in formal plat, - Proclaimed in her a careless hand of pride; - For some, untucked, descended her sheaved hat, - Hanging her pale and pined cheek beside; - Some in her threaden fillet still did bide, - And, true to bondage, would not break from thence, - Though slackly braided in loose negligence. - - A thousand favours from a maund she drew - Of amber, crystal, and of beaded jet, - Which one by one she in a river threw, - Upon whose weeping margent she was set; - Like usury applying wet to wet, - Or monarchs' hands that lets not bounty fall - Where want cries some, but where excess begs all. - - Of folded schedules had she many a one, - Which she perused, sighed, tore, and gave the flood; - Cracked many a ring of posied gold and bone, - Bidding them find their sepulchres in mud; - Found yet moe letters sadly penned in blood, - With sleided silk feat and affectedly - Enswathed and sealed to curious secrecy. - - These often bathed she in her fluxive eyes, - And often kissed, and often 'gan to tear; - Cried, 'O false blood, thou register of lies, - What unapproved witness dost thou bear! - Ink would have seemed more black and damned here! - This said, in top of rage the lines she rents, - Big discontents so breaking their contents. - - A reverend man that grazed his cattle nigh, - Sometime a blusterer that the ruffle knew - Of court, of city, and had let go by - The swiftest hours observed as they flew, - Towards this afflicted fancy fastly drew; - And, privileged by age, desires to know - In brief the grounds and motives of her woe. - - So slides he down upon his grained bat, - And comely distant sits he by her side; - When he again desires her, being sat, - Her grievance with his hearing to divide. - If that from him there may be aught applied - Which may her suffering ecstasy assuage, - 'Tis promised in the charity of age. - - 'Father,' she says, 'though in me you behold - The injury of many a blasting hour, - Let it not tell your judgement I am old: - Not age, but sorrow, over me hath power. - I might as yet have been a spreading flower, - Fresh to myself, if I had self-applied - Love to myself, and to no love beside. - - 'But woe is me! too early I attended - A youthful suit- it was to gain my grace- - O, one by nature's outwards so commended - That maidens' eyes stuck over all his face. - Love lacked a dwelling and made him her place; - And when in his fair parts she did abide, - She was new lodged and newly deified. - - 'His browny locks did hang in crooked curls; - And every light occasion of the wind - Upon his lips their silken parcels hurls. - What's sweet to do, to do will aptly find: - Each eye that saw him did enchant the mind; - For on his visage was in little drawn - What largeness thinks in Paradise was sawn. - - 'Small show of man was yet upon his chin; - His phoenix down began but to appear, - Like unshorn velvet, on that termless skin, - Whose bare out-bragged the web it seemed to wear: - Yet showed his visage by that cost more dear; - And nice affections wavering stood in doubt - If best were as it was, or best without. - - 'His qualities were beauteous as his form, - For maiden-tongued he was, and thereof free; - Yet if men moved him, was he such a storm - As oft 'twixt May and April is to see, - When winds breathe sweet, unruly though they be. - His rudeness so with his authorized youth - Did livery falseness in a pride of truth. - - 'Well could he ride, and often men would say, - "That horse his mettle from his rider takes: - Proud of subjection, noble by the sway, - What rounds, what bounds, what course, what stop he makes!" - And controversy hence a question takes - Whether the horse by him became his deed, - Or he his manage by th' well-doing steed. - - 'But quickly on this side the verdict went: - His real habitude gave life and grace - To appertainings and to ornament, - Accomplished in himself, not in his case, - All aids, themselves made fairer by their place, - Came for additions; yet their purposed trim - Pierced not his grace, but were all graced by him. - - 'So on the tip of his subduing tongue - All kind of arguments and question deep, - All replication prompt, and reason strong, - For his advantage still did wake and sleep. - To make the weeper laugh, the laugher weep, - He had the dialect and different skill, - Catching all passions in his craft of will, - - 'That he did in the general bosom reign - Of young, of old, and sexes both enchanted, - To dwell with him in thoughts, or to remain - In personal duty, following where he haunted. - Consents bewitched, ere he desire, have granted, - And dialogued for him what he would say, - Asked their own wills, and made their wills obey. - - 'Many there were that did his picture get, - To serve their eyes, and in it put their mind; - Like fools that in th' imagination set - The goodly objects which abroad they find - Of lands and mansions, theirs in thought assigned; - And labouring in moe pleasures to bestow them - Than the true gouty landlord which doth owe them. - - 'So many have, that never touched his hand, - Sweetly supposed them mistress of his heart. - My woeful self, that did in freedom stand, - And was my own fee-simple, not in part, - What with his art in youth, and youth in art, - Threw my affections in his charmed power - Reserved the stalk and gave him all my flower. - - 'Yet did I not, as some my equals did, - Demand of him, nor being desired yielded; - Finding myself in honour so forbid, - With safest distance I mine honour shielded. - Experience for me many bulwarks builded - Of proofs new-bleeding, which remained the foil - Of this false jewel, and his amorous spoil. - - 'But ah, who ever shunned by precedent - The destined ill she must herself assay? - Or forced examples, 'gainst her own content, - To put the by-past perils in her way? - Counsel may stop awhile what will not stay; - For when we rage, advice is often seen - By blunting us to make our wills more keen. - - 'Nor gives it satisfaction to our blood - That we must curb it upon others' proof, - To be forbod the sweets that seems so good - For fear of harms that preach in our behoof. - O appetite, from judgement stand aloof! - The one a palate hath that needs will taste, - Though Reason weep, and cry it is thy last. - - 'For further I could say this man's untrue, - And knew the patterns of his foul beguiling; - Heard where his plants in others' orchards grew; - Saw how deceits were gilded in his smiling; - Knew vows were ever brokers to defiling; - Thought characters and words merely but art, - And bastards of his foul adulterate heart. - - 'And long upon these terms I held my city, - Till thus he 'gan besiege me: "Gentle maid, - Have of my suffering youth some feeling pity, - And be not of my holy vows afraid. - That's to ye sworn to none was ever said; - For feasts of love I have been called unto, - Till now did ne'er invite nor never woo. - - '"All my offences that abroad you see - Are errors of the blood, none of the mind; - Love made them not; with acture they may be, - Where neither party is nor true nor kind. - They sought their shame that so their shame did find; - And so much less of shame in me remains - By how much of me their reproach contains. - - '"Among the many that mine eyes have seen, - Not one whose flame my heart so much as warmed, - Or my affection put to th' smallest teen, - Or any of my leisures ever charmed. - Harm have I done to them, but ne'er was harmed; - Kept hearts in liveries, but mine own was free, - And reigned commanding in his monarchy. - - '"Look here what tributes wounded fancies sent me, - Of paled pearls and rubies red as blood; - Figuring that they their passions likewise lent me - Of grief and blushes, aptly understood - In bloodless white and the encrimsoned mood- - Effects of terror and dear modesty, - Encamped in hearts, but fighting outwardly. - - '"And, lo, behold these talents of their hair, - With twisted metal amorously empleached, - I have receiv'd from many a several fair, - Their kind acceptance weepingly beseeched, - With the annexions of fair gems enriched, - And deep-brained sonnets that did amplify - Each stone's dear nature, worth, and quality. - - '"The diamond? why, 'twas beautiful and hard, - Whereto his invised properties did tend; - The deep-green em'rald, in whose fresh regard - Weak sights their sickly radiance do amend; - The heaven-hued sapphire and the opal blend - With objects manifold; each several stone, - With wit well blazoned, smiled, or made some moan. - - '"Lo, all these trophies of affections hot, - Of pensived and subdued desires the tender, - Nature hath charged me that I hoard them not, - But yield them up where I myself must render- - That is, to you, my origin and ender; - For these, of force, must your oblations be, - Since I their altar, you enpatron me. - - '"O then advance of yours that phraseless hand - Whose white weighs down the airy scale of praise; - Take all these similes to your own command, - Hallowed with sighs that burning lungs did raise; - What me your minister for you obeys - Works under you; and to your audit comes - Their distract parcels in combined sums. - - '"Lo, this device was sent me from a nun, - Or sister sanctified, of holiest note, - Which late her noble suit in court did shun, - Whose rarest havings made the blossoms dote; - For she was sought by spirits of richest coat, - But kept cold distance, and did thence remove - To spend her living in eternal love. - - '"But, O my sweet, what labour is't to leave - The thing we have not, mast'ring what not strives, - Playing the place which did no form receive, - Playing patient sports in unconstrained gyves! - She that her fame so to herself contrives, - The scars of battle scapeth by the flight, - And makes her absence valiant, not her might. - - '"O pardon me in that my boast is true! - The accident which brought me to her eye - Upon the moment did her force subdue, - And now she would the caged cloister fly. - Religious love put out religion's eye. - Not to be tempted, would she be immured, - And now to tempt all liberty procured. - - '"How mighty then you are, O hear me tell! - The broken bosoms that to me belong - Have emptied all their fountains in my well, - And mine I pour your ocean all among. - I strong o'er them, and you o'er me being strong, - Must for your victory us all congest, - As compound love to physic your cold breast. - - '"My parts had pow'r to charm a sacred nun, - Who, disciplined, ay, dieted in grace, - Believed her eyes when they t'assail begun, - All vows and consecrations giving place, - O most potential love, vow, bond, nor space, - In thee hath neither sting, knot, nor confine, - For thou art all, and all things else are thine. - - '"When thou impressest, what are precepts worth - Of stale example? When thou wilt inflame, - How coldly those impediments stand forth, - Of wealth, of filial fear, law, kindred, fame! - Love's arms are peace, 'gainst rule, 'gainst sense, 'gainst shame. - And sweetens, in the suff'ring pangs it bears, - The aloes of all forces, shocks and fears. - - '"Now all these hearts that do on mine depend, - Feeling it break, with bleeding groans they pine, - And supplicant their sighs to your extend, - To leave the batt'ry that you make 'gainst mine, - Lending soft audience to my sweet design, - And credent soul to that strong-bonded oath, - That shall prefer and undertake my troth." - - 'This said, his wat'ry eyes he did dismount, - Whose sights till then were levelled on my face; - Each cheek a river running from a fount - With brinish current downward flowed apace. - O, how the channel to the stream gave grace! - Who glazed with crystal gate the glowing roses - That flame through water which their hue encloses. - - 'O father, what a hell of witchcraft lies - In the small orb of one particular tear! - But with the inundation of the eyes - What rocky heart to water will not wear? - What breast so cold that is not warmed here? - O cleft effect! cold modesty, hot wrath, - Both fire from hence and chill extincture hath. - - 'For lo, his passion, but an art of craft, - Even there resolved my reason into tears; - There my white stole of chastity I daffed, - Shook off my sober guards and civil fears; - Appear to him as he to me appears, - All melting; though our drops this diff'rence bore: - His poisoned me, and mine did him restore. - - 'In him a plenitude of subtle matter, - Applied to cautels, all strange forms receives, - Of burning blushes or of weeping water, - Or swooning paleness; and he takes and leaves, - In either's aptness, as it best deceives, - To blush at speeches rank, to weep at woes, - Or to turn white and swoon at tragic shows; - - 'That not a heart which in his level came - Could scape the hail of his all-hurting aim, - Showing fair nature is both kind and tame; - And, veiled in them, did win whom he would maim. - Against the thing he sought he would exclaim; - When he most burned in heart-wished luxury, - He preached pure maid and praised cold chastity. - - 'Thus merely with the garment of a Grace - The naked and concealed fiend he covered, - That th' unexperient gave the tempter place, - Which, like a cherubin, above them hovered. - Who, young and simple, would not be so lovered? - Ay me, I fell, and yet do question make - What I should do again for such a sake. - - 'O, that infected moisture of his eye, - O, that false fire which in his cheek so glowed, - O, that forced thunder from his heart did fly, - O, that sad breath his spongy lungs bestowed, - O, all that borrowed motion, seeming owed, - Would yet again betray the fore-betrayed, - And new pervert a reconciled maid.' - -THE END - - - -<<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM -SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS -PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE COLLEGE -WITH PERMISSION. 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